WEBVTT 00:00.930 --> 00:03.371 That was the Muse with Starlight. 00:03.791 --> 00:04.812 Hi, this is Adam Buxton. 00:05.112 --> 00:06.032 Hey, this is Joe Cornish. 00:06.333 --> 00:09.675 And you're listening to the Adam and Joe radio program here on XFM. 00:09.695 --> 00:11.276 The Muse is very depressing these days, isn't it? 00:11.516 --> 00:13.197 I know, it's always bad Muse. 00:13.277 --> 00:14.798 Nothing but upsetting stories on the Muse. 00:15.078 --> 00:16.158 Yeah, I know. 00:16.459 --> 00:19.500 Why can't the Muse just, you know, have some hopeful stuff? 00:19.520 --> 00:20.821 Some leave them laughing stories. 00:20.901 --> 00:23.763 You know, just do a song about a cat being rescued from a tree or something? 00:23.783 --> 00:27.265 Yeah, or an old lady that started a campaign to get yobbers off the streets and succeeded. 00:28.005 --> 00:28.526 That's right. 00:28.566 --> 00:29.146 Come on, the muse. 00:29.406 --> 00:31.548 Does Alice... Is Alice... Alice... Hello? 00:33.601 --> 00:34.521 Yes, he's still in Muse. 00:34.722 --> 00:36.022 Is Alistair Stewart still in Muse? 00:36.282 --> 00:37.063 Yeah, he's still in Muse. 00:37.103 --> 00:37.803 He reads the Muse. 00:38.303 --> 00:40.524 How long can we keep this bad joke going for? 00:40.665 --> 00:42.245 I estimate one hour. 00:42.505 --> 00:43.446 One hour, really? 00:43.646 --> 00:43.946 Wow. 00:44.086 --> 00:45.087 Well, let's not try that now. 00:45.307 --> 00:45.587 OK. 00:45.707 --> 00:48.548 We need a Guinness Book of Records representative to do it properly. 00:48.568 --> 00:49.149 Hello, everybody. 00:49.189 --> 00:50.069 Happy Saturday morning. 00:50.409 --> 00:54.171 I hope you're all still in bed, but, you know, mentally awake, but physically still asleep. 00:54.211 --> 00:59.534 That's the perfect state to listen to this show and actually maybe mentally asleep as well would be a good idea. 01:00.054 --> 01:03.017 Let the excitement of the new music wash over you. 01:03.237 --> 01:09.784 That's right, we've got music coming up from the Foo Fighters, the Rapture, Bjork, the Fratellis, the Editors and also some free plays and Snow Patrol. 01:09.824 --> 01:10.885 That's just the first hour. 01:11.165 --> 01:16.150 Plus, we've got some fantastic prizes, a pair of tickets to see Primal Scream at the Brixton Academy on Saturday, the 2nd of December. 01:16.390 --> 01:17.732 That's, of course, my brother's birthday. 01:18.653 --> 01:20.474 So that's a chance for you to celebrate that as well. 01:20.694 --> 01:23.036 My brother's birthday, everyone likes to celebrate that. 01:23.516 --> 01:31.823 And there's a pair of tickets to see Kasabian at Earl's Court on Tuesday the 19th of December, which is of course the day before my birthday, which is of course very exciting for everybody as well. 01:32.143 --> 01:33.945 Wow, so it's a big Cornish birthday bonanza. 01:34.065 --> 01:34.265 Yeah. 01:34.705 --> 01:59.794 December also three copies of the complete black books box set series one two and three that's amazing all three series a black books good prize that is a great price pretty much channel 4's last great sitcom was yup before they stopped making funny programs apart from the IT crowd and modern toss obviously okay that's enough a self-interested hoo bar let's play some more music is the Foo Fighters 02:02.947 --> 02:04.388 There you go, that's the Foo Fighters. 02:04.608 --> 02:10.311 I just adore the Foo Fighters in a ludicrous way, like a man my age shouldn't. 02:10.351 --> 02:16.313 I mean, you know, I'm not that old, but I'm a mature man, and yet I just sort of love Dave Grohl. 02:16.473 --> 02:18.014 You're younger than Dave Grohl, aren't you? 02:18.034 --> 02:19.215 Like a 14-year-old girl. 02:19.575 --> 02:20.976 Isn't everybody younger than Dave Grohl? 02:21.056 --> 02:23.317 No, I believe I'm almost exactly the same age as Dave Grohl. 02:23.337 --> 02:25.258 He's the coolest old man in pop. 02:25.618 --> 02:25.978 You reckon? 02:26.258 --> 02:26.558 Yeah. 02:26.838 --> 02:32.162 I think if you're sort of over the hill and want to look cool, then that kind of hair is what to go for. 02:32.382 --> 02:36.924 He's brilliant, though, because he's always going to have that groovy, slightly skeletal physique as well. 02:37.004 --> 02:37.305 Yeah. 02:37.405 --> 02:38.225 Look a bit sunken. 02:38.245 --> 02:38.745 Yeah. 02:38.986 --> 02:39.226 Yeah. 02:39.466 --> 02:41.367 But yet be a smiley man with a big tash. 02:41.747 --> 02:41.887 Yeah. 02:41.927 --> 02:46.430 That's the first single, of course, to be taken from the group's fifth album, In Your Honor, which was out on June the 13th, Adam. 02:46.850 --> 02:47.110 Yeah. 02:47.130 --> 02:47.571 A while ago. 02:48.952 --> 02:54.476 yeah so that's exciting stuff so listen the telephone number is 0 8 7 1 triple 2 1 0 4 9 that's 0 8 71 222 1049 or as my dad would say it oh 8 7 1 2 2 2 1 0 4 03:09.327 --> 03:09.628 Nine. 03:10.589 --> 03:12.411 Does he really take him that long to say a number? 03:12.451 --> 03:17.297 Yeah, and he breaks them up in an insane, illogical way that you could never remember. 03:17.597 --> 03:21.903 Or you can text us on 83936, that's 83XFM. 03:22.423 --> 03:28.551 You can of course email us at adamandjoe at xfm.co.uk even though the emails have actually been broken for the last month and a half. 03:28.911 --> 03:29.512 They're fixed now. 03:29.672 --> 03:29.972 Are they? 03:30.152 --> 03:30.413 Yeah. 03:30.533 --> 03:30.833 Really? 03:31.213 --> 03:31.934 Now she tells us. 03:32.655 --> 03:34.196 So there's going to be a massive back-losh. 03:35.438 --> 03:36.018 A back-losh? 03:36.138 --> 03:37.199 Yeah, what is a back-losh? 03:37.920 --> 03:39.982 It's when you use Listerine. 03:40.283 --> 03:40.543 Is it? 03:40.703 --> 03:41.924 And it comes out of your nose. 03:42.405 --> 03:43.105 A black splosh. 03:44.045 --> 03:49.567 There's going to be a massive black splosh of emails building up in the back of the computer. 03:50.848 --> 03:52.029 All banging up the works. 03:52.629 --> 03:53.649 But they're going to be released. 03:54.069 --> 03:55.850 And we've got some competitions coming up, right Adam? 03:55.970 --> 04:01.473 For competition fans, you're in the right place because we've got not one but two different kinds of competition this week. 04:02.133 --> 04:03.294 Joe Cornish, what's your competition? 04:03.334 --> 04:10.238 My competition is movie lingo bingo, where we play you a very, very famous line from a very, very famous movie in a foreign language. 04:10.858 --> 04:11.579 Imagine that. 04:11.659 --> 04:16.862 So it's a chance for people with a grasp of a second language to get ahead of less educated people. 04:16.902 --> 04:17.302 That's right. 04:17.403 --> 04:19.304 If you have a grasp of German. 04:19.984 --> 04:38.955 if you speak good german you could be in with a head start on this competition we like to reward people with above average intelligence and with bilingual capabilities what with britain just joining the european common market yeah it's time to embrace our foreign friends we're not down with the dummy no we ain't down with the dummy no we're not 04:40.245 --> 04:45.607 Also, we have the return in the final hour of... I've even forgotten what it's called. 04:45.927 --> 04:46.947 It's such a bad title. 04:46.987 --> 04:47.827 Rock n' Reel, Rock n' Rubs. 04:47.867 --> 04:49.468 Yeah, Rock n' Reel or Rock n' Rubs. 04:49.488 --> 04:50.808 Oh, that's a great competition. 04:51.108 --> 04:52.649 Yeah, that's coming up as well. 04:53.089 --> 04:55.210 So stay tuned, competition fans! 04:55.530 --> 04:57.570 And fans of great music, more of which we have right now. 04:57.711 --> 05:01.732 This is a song that's really growing on me, and I thought initially when I heard it... You don't even know what it is. 05:01.952 --> 05:02.312 I do, I... 05:02.432 --> 05:07.396 You just said that and then lifted the piece of paper to your eyes to see what song would be growing on you. 05:07.757 --> 05:09.839 No, because if it was... You're full of bougie. 05:10.119 --> 05:10.419 Am I? 05:11.140 --> 05:14.823 I'm not, I promise you, because I knew it was the rapture with Get Myself Into It. 05:24.687 --> 05:25.367 What are you doing? 05:25.547 --> 05:26.388 That's the rapture. 05:26.768 --> 05:27.028 Is it? 05:27.188 --> 05:27.428 Yeah. 05:27.668 --> 05:29.749 Are you suggesting they've ripped off the Sesame Street song? 05:29.769 --> 05:31.790 They've partly ripped off the Sesame Street song, yeah. 05:31.930 --> 05:33.010 Well, that's a good ploy, isn't it? 05:33.030 --> 05:34.831 Because everybody loves the Sesame Street song. 05:34.891 --> 05:38.752 Can you tell me how to get, how to get... You know what? 05:38.812 --> 05:39.853 Sorry, Sesame Street. 05:39.993 --> 05:40.313 Shut up. 05:40.653 --> 05:47.896 I read somewhere that they're introducing the first female, new female Sesame Street character in something like 10 or 20 years. 05:47.996 --> 05:50.177 I didn't even know Sesame Street was still going on. 05:50.197 --> 05:51.477 Of course it's still going on. 05:51.537 --> 05:52.918 Jamie Foxx has just appeared on it. 05:53.678 --> 05:56.622 And they're introducing the first new female character for years. 05:57.143 --> 05:59.707 I didn't know that Sesame Street was exclusively male. 06:00.228 --> 06:03.152 Neither did I. Is it some sort of- No, it's not exclusively male! 06:03.172 --> 06:05.475 What are the- Who were the female Sesame Street inhabitants then? 06:05.816 --> 06:06.917 Cookie Monster, male. 06:07.118 --> 06:08.279 Oh, you mean- Oh, you mean- Up it was. 06:08.900 --> 06:09.561 Yeah, puppet-wise. 06:09.601 --> 06:14.587 I know there's an occasional lady that bounces in, but name me some female Sesame Street residents. 06:14.607 --> 06:16.950 There's some of indeterminate gender. 06:18.291 --> 06:18.732 Like what? 06:18.752 --> 06:20.313 Which ones have got indeterminate gender? 06:20.434 --> 06:22.396 I always thought of Big Bird as a big lady. 06:22.776 --> 06:23.938 No, Big Bird's a boy. 06:24.098 --> 06:24.979 But it's a big bird. 06:25.119 --> 06:26.000 Big Bird is a boy. 06:26.040 --> 06:27.382 Big Bird is definitely a man. 06:27.642 --> 06:29.104 Big leggy bird! 06:29.144 --> 06:31.327 Listeners out there, you know what gender Big Bird is. 06:31.807 --> 06:34.130 I always thought of Big Bird as being like a big backpacker. 06:34.250 --> 06:35.091 He's just a child. 06:35.351 --> 06:36.353 A Canada or something. 06:36.373 --> 06:37.654 A backpacker? 06:37.694 --> 06:40.117 There was a girl I used to work with who was very much like Big Bird. 06:40.137 --> 06:41.499 Who looked a bit like Big Bird, yeah. 06:41.659 --> 06:43.661 Really tall and long legs. 06:44.082 --> 06:45.043 With yellow feathers. 06:45.063 --> 06:46.485 She had a big yellow beak. 06:46.885 --> 06:47.086 Yeah. 06:47.706 --> 06:48.926 You kind of talk like that. 06:49.326 --> 06:52.347 You know what, to this day I still can't work out how they do blooming Big Bird. 06:52.767 --> 06:54.008 What sort of a person is in there? 06:54.328 --> 06:57.088 You know what confuses me when the head moves and both arms move? 06:57.568 --> 07:00.469 Wait, you're right, I... I still can't figure out how they do it. 07:00.689 --> 07:01.489 How do they do it? 07:01.990 --> 07:04.290 Is it... it's big chunk... it's just big chunky legs. 07:04.730 --> 07:05.410 What... what do you mean? 07:05.730 --> 07:10.232 It's... what do you... how do they... how does a person fit inside the suit of Big Bird, right? 07:10.452 --> 07:11.492 Because it's got two arms. 07:11.592 --> 07:11.692 Yeah. 07:11.932 --> 07:14.554 thereby occupying the job of the two human arms. 07:14.975 --> 07:18.298 It's got two legs, which thereby take the role of the two human legs. 07:18.578 --> 07:21.441 But yet, all four limbs are now in business, okay? 07:21.461 --> 07:22.101 They're all taken. 07:22.602 --> 07:26.145 All that's left to operate any kind of puppetry is a mouth and a head and a neck, right? 07:26.826 --> 07:30.689 And its eyes move, its beak opens and closes, and its neck moves. 07:31.330 --> 07:34.093 How can it do all those things with just that person's head? 07:34.693 --> 07:36.615 Well, yeah, they're puppeteering the head separately, aren't they? 07:36.635 --> 07:37.115 Remote control. 07:37.916 --> 07:41.739 I would say it's a mixture of cables and... You check out that Big Bird man, it doesn't make sense. 07:41.759 --> 07:43.500 Can you call it up on the interweb? 07:43.540 --> 07:45.722 Yeah, probably, but we don't stoop to that kind of cheating. 07:46.362 --> 07:51.767 I want to have a look at Big Bird and then maybe I can explain... All right, during the next song we'll check out how Big Bird operates, but I think it's some kind of a freak. 07:52.703 --> 07:54.184 I think Sesame Street's been going long enough. 07:54.204 --> 07:58.166 They've got some kind of a genetic engineering lab somewhere in Brooklyn. 07:58.366 --> 07:58.526 Yeah. 07:58.866 --> 08:00.367 And they're stretching necks. 08:00.687 --> 08:01.128 Big freak. 08:01.468 --> 08:01.928 Big freaks. 08:01.968 --> 08:02.628 Big bird freaks. 08:02.748 --> 08:07.831 They've got a collection of freaks, mutants, who are specially bred to fit inside those puppet costumes. 08:07.911 --> 08:08.211 Yeah. 08:08.572 --> 08:09.092 You can see them. 08:09.112 --> 08:10.733 They frequent a calf in lower Brooklyn. 08:10.753 --> 08:11.993 That's a good idea. 08:12.033 --> 08:14.055 That's a good idea for a puppy, Charlie. 08:14.735 --> 08:18.297 It's a bit like the island of Dr. Moreau, except to serve as Sesame Street. 08:18.317 --> 08:19.798 The basement of Dr. Sesame Street. 08:20.938 --> 08:21.999 With freaks and mutants. 08:22.099 --> 08:22.699 I think that's true. 08:22.719 --> 08:23.559 Jim Henson's behind it. 08:23.759 --> 08:24.660 He's an evil man! 08:25.080 --> 08:26.140 The late, great Jim Henson. 08:26.160 --> 08:28.482 Can't say that about one of the most well-loved men. 08:28.502 --> 08:29.562 Well, obviously, I'm joking. 08:29.582 --> 08:30.743 In all of puppetry. 08:30.903 --> 08:31.303 It's true. 08:31.383 --> 08:32.103 And entertainment. 08:32.203 --> 08:34.024 Anyway, enough of this waffling garbage. 08:35.144 --> 08:35.445 Enough? 08:36.105 --> 08:37.445 Well, you've still got two and a half hours left. 08:37.465 --> 08:38.286 We've got a lot more of it. 08:38.406 --> 08:38.906 Here's Bjork. 08:39.046 --> 08:40.087 This is one of our choices. 08:40.107 --> 08:40.687 Human behavior. 08:45.239 --> 08:48.721 That was Bjork Bjork with Human Behaviour. 08:48.741 --> 08:50.843 This is Adam and Joe XFM London's 104.9. 08:51.103 --> 08:51.783 Big Bird update. 08:51.823 --> 08:53.004 His birthday is March the 20th. 08:53.024 --> 08:54.805 His favourite song is the alphabet song. 08:54.845 --> 08:56.226 His best friend is the Snuffleupagus. 08:56.607 --> 08:58.028 His favourite quote is Gee, Mr. Looper. 08:58.108 --> 08:58.768 I mean, Mr. Cooper. 08:58.808 --> 08:59.569 I mean, Hooper. 09:00.429 --> 09:02.250 He likes to figure things out, being part of everything. 09:02.290 --> 09:04.672 Roller skating, birdseed, milkshakes from Mr. Hooper's store. 09:04.992 --> 09:08.034 He dislikes when he can't get help and when nobody believes that his best friend exists. 09:08.354 --> 09:10.356 And the way he's puppeteered is completely obvious, isn't it? 09:11.136 --> 09:12.257 Arm in each arm, leg in each leg. 09:12.277 --> 09:16.420 Then some kind of tall mechanical hat on the head, which operates the neck. 09:16.540 --> 09:19.723 And then people behind the camera work the head and beak. 09:20.023 --> 09:22.545 It's perfectly straightforward and I'm a blooming idiot. 09:22.625 --> 09:25.207 It's very much like the Teletubbies, the way they do them too. 09:25.467 --> 09:29.531 That's our Adam and Joe Big Bird info burst for this week. 09:29.771 --> 09:31.512 Back with the competition very shortly. 09:32.493 --> 09:33.834 Oh, they're so hot right now. 09:34.214 --> 09:34.454 Ouch! 09:34.735 --> 09:35.615 You're burning me. 09:35.816 --> 09:36.736 That's too hot. 09:36.836 --> 09:37.517 Step away. 09:37.777 --> 09:38.538 You're so hot. 09:38.838 --> 09:40.019 It's hurting my face. 09:40.399 --> 09:41.080 The Fratellis. 09:41.360 --> 09:42.160 What is a Fratelli? 09:42.601 --> 09:46.144 I know, and I'm not going to tell you, because you deserve to suffer in your uncoolness. 09:46.284 --> 09:47.365 I know what a Fratelli is. 09:47.445 --> 09:48.485 Oh, no. 09:48.726 --> 09:49.786 It's a fried telly. 09:51.027 --> 09:53.990 It's a delicious, crispy, battered, baked, television. 09:54.190 --> 09:55.091 Eat them in Scotland. 09:55.111 --> 09:56.412 I have a Fratelli, please. 09:57.152 --> 09:58.073 Yum, yum, yum, yum. 09:58.113 --> 09:59.074 Tasty, wastey. 09:59.394 --> 09:59.894 Bye, bye. 10:01.416 --> 10:03.137 That's a little scene from America. 10:04.258 --> 10:06.700 Live from America, where they're all eating Fratellis. 10:06.960 --> 10:07.200 Right. 10:07.220 --> 10:08.381 That was a Chelsea Dagger. 10:08.401 --> 10:09.222 What's a Chelsea Dagger? 10:10.379 --> 10:13.361 A Chelsea dagger is a type of shoe. 10:14.581 --> 10:15.642 I'm putting on my Chelsea daggers. 10:16.082 --> 10:17.383 They wear them down at King's Road at the moment. 10:17.403 --> 10:18.624 We're just talking complete rubbish. 10:18.984 --> 10:22.105 Nobody knows what either of those things are, but it's the follow up to Henrietta, yeah? 10:22.225 --> 10:26.068 From their debut album, Costello Music, which is coming out on September the 11th. 10:26.448 --> 10:28.269 What kind of a day is that for an album to come out? 10:28.509 --> 10:30.710 It's Elvis Costello's next album called Fratelli Music. 10:30.890 --> 10:31.510 Very possibly. 10:31.791 --> 10:32.671 It's competition time. 10:32.771 --> 10:34.332 Competition time. 10:35.273 --> 10:39.075 You could win a DVD or tickets to a show. 10:40.205 --> 10:41.626 You just never know. 10:42.307 --> 10:46.490 So sharpen up your brain and get ready to play! 10:46.810 --> 10:49.612 It's time to play Movie Lingo Bingo. 10:49.733 --> 10:53.956 We usually play a crap commentary corner this week, but you know what? 10:53.996 --> 10:55.897 I just couldn't find a crap commentary. 10:56.318 --> 10:58.239 Well, you know, you've done amazingly well. 10:58.259 --> 10:59.560 How long have I been doing that for? 10:59.620 --> 11:00.101 Two years? 11:00.581 --> 11:01.101 Maybe longer. 11:01.141 --> 11:01.961 Maybe longer. 11:02.322 --> 11:04.122 I think I've exhausted every single commentary. 11:04.442 --> 11:07.763 I was reduced to Vince Vaughn and Ben Stiller on dodgeball the other day. 11:07.783 --> 11:11.184 There's nothing worse than listening to a whole commentary and realizing it's useless. 11:11.524 --> 11:14.345 An hour and a half later, I felt so depressed. 11:14.405 --> 11:16.706 But you must have found out some funny stuff about dodgeball. 11:17.026 --> 11:18.847 No, because they do it humorously. 11:18.867 --> 11:20.827 It's a funny one and it's not funny. 11:21.127 --> 11:21.328 No. 11:21.468 --> 11:22.208 It's tedious. 11:22.668 --> 11:24.269 Yeah, there's some good ones in the comedy world. 11:24.609 --> 11:30.591 Well, you dig some out and pass them on to me, because this week I've had to resort to movie lingo bingo. 11:30.611 --> 11:35.112 This is the competition where we play you an incredibly famous line from an incredibly famous film. 11:35.533 --> 11:36.593 Don't distrust me, listeners. 11:36.713 --> 11:39.134 I promise you that this is a line you will know. 11:39.554 --> 11:44.556 It's very, very famous indeed, but the catch is it's being spoken in Charman. 11:45.296 --> 11:45.837 Charmin? 11:45.957 --> 11:46.477 Charmin! 11:46.577 --> 11:46.898 Ja. 11:47.438 --> 11:49.060 The language of Charmin. 11:49.780 --> 11:50.921 The Germans? 11:51.021 --> 11:51.962 They watch films? 11:52.663 --> 11:55.245 Ja, they watch die films. 11:56.106 --> 11:56.807 Die films? 11:57.127 --> 11:57.948 Der films. 11:58.388 --> 12:04.153 As you can tell we're not very good at German and we'd like to caricature the entire nation and race in a grotesque manner. 12:05.654 --> 12:06.094 This film? 12:06.114 --> 12:06.415 This movie? 12:32.762 --> 12:39.424 I want to go to Germany! 12:39.444 --> 12:40.784 Got any clues there, Adam? 12:41.004 --> 12:42.765 It's sounding pretty effeminate. 12:43.185 --> 12:43.665 Do you think? 12:44.025 --> 12:44.245 Yeah. 12:44.265 --> 12:44.886 Do you know what it is? 12:45.526 --> 12:47.426 Well, it's not a filthy film, right? 12:47.506 --> 12:49.287 It's not a filthy film, it's a family fav. 12:49.407 --> 12:49.647 Yeah. 12:51.308 --> 12:54.969 I want to go to Germany! 12:59.326 --> 13:08.039 Oh big noises bangs I don't think you should give too many clues because that is it's pretty easy and you can almost get it just from the what's the word you know the rhythm of the speech 13:09.162 --> 13:14.126 Only it goes a bit wrong at the end because their words are longer than the real ones. 13:14.746 --> 13:17.628 If be at the gear, the gear for Templemere. 13:19.289 --> 13:19.790 That's good. 13:20.130 --> 13:25.754 So call 0871 222 1049 if you can tell what movie that's from and what line of dialogue they're saying. 13:25.794 --> 13:32.619 It's very famous and you could get a chance to win tickets to see Primal Scream or Kasabian or a complete black books DVD set. 13:32.659 --> 13:33.799 For God's sake, call now. 13:34.140 --> 13:35.000 Here's the editors. 13:35.300 --> 13:37.302 Oops, I mean editors with blood. 13:39.815 --> 13:41.636 Editors there with blood. 13:41.916 --> 13:44.957 That's a serious song about a serious substance. 13:45.437 --> 13:48.458 A substance that none of us would be alive without. 13:48.718 --> 13:49.958 Wow, that's deep, man. 13:50.058 --> 13:50.998 That is deep, isn't it? 13:51.078 --> 13:53.919 This is Adam and Joel on XFL London's 104.9. 13:54.079 --> 13:55.080 It's competition time. 13:55.340 --> 13:56.600 We've been playing movie lingo. 13:56.640 --> 14:00.581 Bingo, we played you this clip in German from a very famous film. 14:01.982 --> 14:03.962 This is the world. 14:04.002 --> 14:06.143 The world is in my hands. 14:09.585 --> 14:13.168 Well, something like that. 14:13.248 --> 14:14.289 We've got Orlando on the line. 14:14.329 --> 14:15.009 Hello, Orlando. 14:15.029 --> 14:15.730 Hello, boys. 14:15.750 --> 14:16.411 How are you doing? 14:16.451 --> 14:17.231 Very well, thanks. 14:17.291 --> 14:18.392 We're men, Orlando. 14:18.412 --> 14:19.753 Oh, excuse me? 14:19.793 --> 14:22.956 Yeah, we're big and powerful, muscles, head, all over. 14:23.256 --> 14:24.437 Joe hates being called a boy. 14:24.477 --> 14:27.960 Yeah, I'm just very old now, and it's just wrong. 14:29.041 --> 14:30.001 But thanks for calling. 14:30.021 --> 14:30.702 Pleasure. 14:31.142 --> 14:33.064 And are you a German speaker, Orlando? 14:33.084 --> 14:34.345 Do you speak fluent German? 14:34.605 --> 14:36.246 I guess I do, actually. 14:36.627 --> 14:37.888 Well, I... Tell the truth, Orlando. 14:40.589 --> 14:41.369 Is that really true? 14:42.650 --> 14:43.891 Which of your parents is German? 14:44.851 --> 14:45.552 Your dad. 14:45.812 --> 14:47.433 And what's German for your dad? 14:50.394 --> 14:51.595 Wow, you really are German. 14:52.075 --> 14:53.616 You just wanted him to say Mein Fater. 14:54.937 --> 14:55.337 I did. 14:56.157 --> 14:57.218 And now I'm happy. 14:57.278 --> 15:00.580 So do you understand what was said in the clip we just played you Orlando? 15:01.821 --> 15:04.442 Tell us which movie it was and tell us what they were saying if you can. 15:04.642 --> 15:05.362 Of course it is. 15:05.382 --> 15:05.923 Yes, so say it again. 15:06.223 --> 15:07.384 Say that in German. 15:13.905 --> 15:16.709 Excuses, excuses, Orlando. 15:17.290 --> 15:19.232 Not sounding quite so German anymore. 15:19.272 --> 15:21.936 Your mouth has written a cheque that your arse cannot cash. 15:23.328 --> 15:25.209 No one's arse could possibly cash that. 15:25.429 --> 15:27.450 No, no one's arses can cash checks anyway. 15:27.470 --> 15:29.670 I don't think they let you hand them over between your bum cheeks. 15:30.691 --> 15:35.273 Can you imagine the kind of incredible control, bum control you'd have to have? 15:35.293 --> 15:36.293 To cash a check? 15:36.393 --> 15:37.233 To cash a check. 15:37.273 --> 15:39.014 Yeah, to write your account number on the back. 15:39.334 --> 15:40.715 Oh yeah. 15:41.115 --> 15:42.415 Hello Orlando, are you still with us? 15:42.435 --> 15:43.316 I was just imagining... 15:46.109 --> 15:47.349 This bum talk on a Saturday morning. 15:47.369 --> 15:51.451 It's alright, everyone has bums and everyone's got to come to terms with its, uh, skills. 15:51.651 --> 15:53.371 But well done Orlando, that's very good. 15:53.391 --> 15:54.172 But won anything? 15:54.692 --> 15:55.892 Yeah, you have won something. 15:56.012 --> 16:00.894 Would you like a pair of tickets to see Primal Scream at the Brixton Academy on my brother's birthday? 16:01.134 --> 16:04.995 Or would you like to see Kasabian at Oz Court on the day before my birthday? 16:05.315 --> 16:08.216 And I won't bother telling you those dates because they're obviously very famous. 16:11.667 --> 16:13.309 Primal Scream on the 2nd of December. 16:13.609 --> 16:14.029 Well done. 16:14.149 --> 16:16.231 Orlando, you're very clever. 16:16.832 --> 16:17.773 You're half German. 16:18.293 --> 16:20.315 You're going to go and see Primal Scream. 16:21.016 --> 16:21.596 And we love you. 16:21.817 --> 16:22.137 Brilliant. 16:22.217 --> 16:23.158 Thanks very much, guys. 16:23.598 --> 16:24.359 Thanks, Orlando. 16:24.399 --> 16:24.679 Bye. 16:24.699 --> 16:25.600 Take care. 16:25.640 --> 16:26.081 Bye bye. 16:27.389 --> 16:30.251 That was Snow Patrol with chasing cars. 16:30.572 --> 16:33.754 That's not a thing that we recommend anyone should ever do. 16:34.155 --> 16:36.256 No, do not chase cars, it's very, very dangerous. 16:36.336 --> 16:39.099 And it's rude to the people in the cars. 16:39.159 --> 16:43.022 Yeah, well it's just a bit pointless because they're a lot faster than anybody on foot. 16:43.122 --> 16:48.406 There's almost no way that you could catch up with one unless you were chasing cars in a traffic jam. 16:48.446 --> 16:48.687 Yeah. 16:48.847 --> 16:51.629 And that's dangerous and it's not good for you because of all the fumes. 16:51.749 --> 16:53.731 Yeah, Snow Patrol, you know, they're disgraceful. 16:53.991 --> 16:55.171 They're a total disgrace. 16:55.251 --> 16:57.372 And they're encouraging stupid, stupid behaviour. 16:57.612 --> 16:59.652 You know what their next single is called? 17:00.152 --> 17:00.393 What? 17:00.873 --> 17:01.553 Eating Bricks. 17:01.813 --> 17:02.433 Is it really? 17:02.493 --> 17:02.713 Yeah. 17:02.913 --> 17:03.713 Well that's very stupid. 17:03.733 --> 17:05.254 Do you know what the single after that's called? 17:05.294 --> 17:05.474 What? 17:05.794 --> 17:08.694 Retrieving Frisbees from Electrical Power Stations. 17:08.734 --> 17:10.535 That is so dangerous. 17:10.595 --> 17:11.795 Do you know what their next one's called? 17:12.055 --> 17:12.235 No. 17:12.375 --> 17:18.037 Drying Damp Socks on a... one of them fires wha- have glowy sticks. 17:18.277 --> 17:18.757 I done that. 17:20.078 --> 17:21.901 Do you know what the next one's called? 17:22.702 --> 17:25.387 Putting an angle poise lamp next to the bath for reading. 17:25.767 --> 17:27.090 Do you know what the next one's called? 17:27.130 --> 17:27.330 What? 17:28.472 --> 17:29.934 Having a smoke. 17:30.235 --> 17:32.018 Having a smoke is stupid. 17:32.842 --> 17:33.722 Cos it gives you canker. 17:33.903 --> 17:34.063 Yeah. 17:34.483 --> 17:37.744 That's Snow Patrol, them with Chasing Cars, a stupid band, stupid idea. 17:37.764 --> 17:40.646 It's Adam and Joe XFM runners 104.9. 17:41.206 --> 17:45.788 Speaking of stupid ideas, here is my review for something I haven't seen yet. 17:45.948 --> 17:49.029 This is something I started to read last week on the show. 17:49.049 --> 17:51.931 Yeah, but you forgot half of your notes and you had to stop halfway. 17:52.171 --> 17:52.391 Yeah. 17:52.751 --> 17:57.074 But this is good so you're going to review something you actually haven't experienced just like everybody does. 17:57.095 --> 18:08.624 A while ago I saw a very brief mention of the film Scanner Darkly in the paper but since then the only research I've done about the film is looking at the poster. 18:09.644 --> 18:11.686 And so based on that I'm going to review it. 18:11.986 --> 18:12.307 Brilliant. 18:17.944 --> 18:30.771 Apparently, A Scanner Darkly is a sci-fi fantasy set in a dystopian future where the boundaries between fantasy and reality have become blurred by weird drugs given to people by the government, or something like that. 18:31.392 --> 18:35.594 Although that may sound exciting, like say, The Matrix or Total Recall, 18:36.034 --> 18:48.124 Director Richard Linklater has probably decided to make what little story there is as confusing and elliptical as possible, with very long sections of the film being taken up with incredibly dull, druggy conversations. 18:48.584 --> 18:51.006 But I could well be wrong, as I haven't seen it. 18:51.747 --> 19:03.034 Like Waking Life, Linklater's previous stream of unconsciousness cartoon, a scanner darkly has been entirely animated using a technique known as rotoscoping to bring the characters to life. 19:03.554 --> 19:12.260 Although in the case of Keanu Reeves, the process has probably only been partially successful and he remains as ever barely animated. 19:12.820 --> 19:15.282 But not having seen it, I couldn't say for certain. 19:16.102 --> 19:24.545 All in all, I imagine I'd find the film quite intriguing and often quite beautiful, but ultimately rather frustrating and a little pretentious. 19:25.045 --> 19:27.486 A worthwhile experiment that didn't quite happen. 19:28.046 --> 19:34.908 Of course, it might be the best film I've ever seen in my life, but without actually watching it, it's almost impossible to say. 19:35.828 --> 19:39.569 But for its ambition alone, I'm giving it a fence-sitting 5 out of 10. 19:40.510 --> 19:41.310 See you at the movies! 19:42.932 --> 19:45.212 Wow, that was very in-depth considering you haven't seen it. 19:45.252 --> 19:45.493 Yeah. 19:46.573 --> 19:50.934 You know, rotoscoping, they actually film it live action and then cartoon over the top, you know that. 19:52.354 --> 19:52.874 I do now. 19:52.894 --> 19:54.614 You do now, there you go. 19:55.055 --> 19:55.855 Well, that was brilliant. 19:55.995 --> 20:00.236 I'm certainly gonna be undecided about seeing that based on your review. 20:00.376 --> 20:00.856 Yeah, good. 20:01.036 --> 20:04.196 Yeah, I'm not sure what I'll do anymore. 20:04.216 --> 20:05.197 It's confusing, isn't it? 20:05.697 --> 20:07.557 Yeah, this is Adam and Joe, XFM, London's 104.9999. 20:07.837 --> 20:07.917 XFM. 20:17.233 --> 20:19.353 The Killers with When You Were Young. 20:19.413 --> 20:21.814 This is Adam and Joe on XFM, London's 104.9. 20:22.854 --> 20:24.795 Welcome to the second hour of our show. 20:24.815 --> 20:26.435 We're here with you until 1 p.m. 20:26.475 --> 20:30.836 when Mick Rock comes at you, so to speak, live from New York. 20:31.796 --> 20:32.256 Hello, Adam. 20:32.276 --> 20:33.296 Hi. 20:33.996 --> 20:37.217 Mick Rock here live from New York. 20:38.297 --> 20:39.337 What a band. 20:39.857 --> 20:40.418 The Clash. 20:40.538 --> 20:40.858 Right. 20:41.238 --> 20:41.718 Thanks, Mick. 20:42.758 --> 20:43.419 See you at one. 20:43.739 --> 20:45.620 That's an exciting glimpse of things to come. 20:46.081 --> 20:49.203 But now Adam, let's talk about young people Yeah, go on then. 20:49.243 --> 20:50.203 Youth, right? 20:51.264 --> 20:52.365 What are they thinking? 20:52.645 --> 20:54.006 You know, I wonder that the whole time. 20:54.026 --> 20:54.787 What are they doing? 20:55.427 --> 20:56.288 What are their opinions? 20:56.468 --> 20:56.768 Right. 20:57.208 --> 20:58.269 They bring terror to the streets. 20:58.709 --> 20:59.130 That's right. 20:59.470 --> 21:00.510 Chaos to the multiplex. 21:00.831 --> 21:01.811 They've gotten the shopping mall. 21:01.971 --> 21:04.093 They've got no discernible morals or principles. 21:04.133 --> 21:04.773 No, they're feral. 21:04.793 --> 21:05.214 They're wild. 21:05.954 --> 21:06.554 Right, young people. 21:06.574 --> 21:12.196 It's about time some kind of TV station did some kind of survey to figure out what young people are thinking, right? 21:12.376 --> 21:12.696 I agree. 21:12.857 --> 21:15.898 Well, luckily, MTV's come along, the voice of youth, right? 21:16.418 --> 21:27.782 And last Sunday, I don't know if anyone out there saw this, MTV broadcast a program called The MTV Generation, and they did a massive survey of young people to find out what really makes young people tick. 21:29.102 --> 21:33.604 And so I recorded this documentary, and it was very odd and rubs. 21:34.284 --> 21:35.664 and I've got some clips to illustrate it. 21:36.185 --> 21:39.606 Okay, first of all, this is the music they used for it, and this is young people music, okay? 21:39.986 --> 21:45.847 If you're making a documentary about young people, you've got to have music that is to the taste of young people, okay? 21:46.568 --> 21:52.409 So you've got to kind of imagine you're an old man who works at MTV, you're trying to find a piece of music that sums up the absolute here and now. 21:52.669 --> 21:54.610 For a long time, it was jungle music that did that job. 21:54.770 --> 21:56.711 Yeah, but jungle music is now too slow and boring. 21:57.091 --> 22:01.472 So let's hear the title music to the MTV documentary, The MTV Generation. 22:13.319 --> 22:14.521 That's the title music. 22:14.902 --> 22:16.625 So that's what young people are listening to, clearly. 22:16.645 --> 22:18.829 That's what they dance to in the club. 22:26.178 --> 22:27.239 What's that sort of music called? 22:27.980 --> 22:30.101 Well, it's almost drill and bass, isn't it? 22:30.141 --> 22:31.542 Drill and bass, does that exist? 22:31.643 --> 22:33.804 Yeah, that's like square pusher and... Really? 22:33.924 --> 22:37.027 Yeah, it's a bit like Aphex Twin, but even Aphex Twin, that's kind of old now, isn't it? 22:37.527 --> 22:37.768 It is. 22:37.848 --> 22:42.211 So they've had to speed it up and put sort of drain noises in, because that's what the young people like. 22:42.552 --> 22:44.593 So already the documentary is doing very well. 22:44.854 --> 22:47.856 And here's a little glimpse at the first link, okay? 22:47.876 --> 22:50.959 So what sort of a voiceover do you think they've got for this documentary, Adam? 22:51.619 --> 22:56.101 I would say it's sort of more laid-back June Sarpong, maybe regional. 22:56.121 --> 23:02.244 So if it's from London, it's someone who can barely speak. 23:02.444 --> 23:03.364 Yeah, you're close. 23:04.064 --> 23:08.046 But it's probably from Manchester or something like that. 23:08.246 --> 23:09.827 Yeah, no, that's not so close. 23:10.247 --> 23:11.107 Have a listen to what it is. 23:11.448 --> 23:16.470 This is the first chunk of voiceover from the MTV generation documentary. 23:16.570 --> 23:16.770 Okay. 23:17.833 --> 23:21.617 So what is it like to be part of the so-called MTV generation? 23:22.538 --> 23:23.319 What do you think? 23:23.679 --> 23:24.480 What do you do? 23:24.881 --> 23:26.302 And what influences you? 23:26.763 --> 23:35.212 Well, there are 7 million 16 to 24 year olds living in the UK and this summer we spoke to a diverse mix and carried out a national survey. 23:35.552 --> 23:38.515 This is MTV's snapshot of Britain's youth. 23:39.156 --> 24:04.647 yeah that's very perky though very nicely spoken young lady it is but she's saying there that there are seven million 16 to 24 year olds so what gets me about these documentaries about teens and they often appear in article form in sunday magazines and newspapers it's a cheap way for editors to fill some paper you know fill some pages by saying let's do a survey of teens but it's very spurious because 24:05.327 --> 24:11.813 First of all, when you're between 16 and 24 years old, your tastes are changing massively day upon day, right? 24:12.353 --> 24:16.297 Like you might wake up in the morning and be a completely different person from the one you were the day before. 24:16.857 --> 24:19.019 So it's a very difficult group of people to pin down. 24:19.360 --> 24:21.782 Plus, there are seven million of them. 24:22.822 --> 24:31.425 So basically do you not think it's true to say that amongst those seven million people you would find a representative of pretty much every single viewpoint and attitude there is? 24:32.105 --> 24:44.969 You're going to find people who have extreme opinions in one direction, people who have extreme opinions in the other direction, and any kind of attempt to draw some kind of average state of play amongst those people is pretty spurious wouldn't you say? 24:45.289 --> 24:47.890 Especially in the context of a 20 minute MTV program. 24:48.490 --> 24:53.875 Yeah, I guess the most accurate thing you could point to is, like, fashion tastes and trends and things like that. 24:53.895 --> 24:54.275 Even that! 24:54.695 --> 24:59.399 I think you'd just find such a diverse range that it would be impossible to pull out any meaningful trends. 24:59.600 --> 25:10.769 Yeah, but you can say, like, just from looking at people hanging around Oxford Street or whatever, most youths are gravitating towards the kind of gothic look if they are, um... I don't know, man. 25:10.849 --> 25:11.650 My, my, my, um... 25:13.291 --> 25:15.312 kind of theory here is that even that is rubbish. 25:15.352 --> 25:17.934 I think this is a lazy way for journalists to make an article. 25:18.214 --> 25:24.218 You just pick five random teenagers, usually related to people who work at the magazine or TV station. 25:24.439 --> 25:28.761 You just write their opinions and then you've got an article about what teens think. 25:29.462 --> 25:31.103 But you could just pick any old teen. 25:31.563 --> 25:38.328 My theory is illustrated with this next clip, which is a quick montage of exactly what young people are thinking and what they are doing. 25:39.409 --> 25:41.090 Peat docket is a drugged up waste of space. 25:42.114 --> 25:43.795 24 hour drinking is so sick. 25:44.615 --> 25:49.477 David Cameron is trying to be Tony Blair. 25:49.837 --> 25:52.198 First coming ban on smoking is rubbish. 25:52.858 --> 25:54.319 Jordan is plastic. 25:55.539 --> 25:55.979 There you go. 25:55.999 --> 25:57.180 I didn't realise they thought that. 25:57.440 --> 25:58.600 Opinions from teens. 25:59.301 --> 26:01.542 Pete Doherty is a drugged up waste of space. 26:02.162 --> 26:03.342 Jordan is plastic. 26:03.622 --> 26:05.243 24 hour drinking is sick. 26:06.003 --> 26:07.604 They're just random opinions, aren't they? 26:08.416 --> 26:10.097 Yeah, no, that is that's pretty weird. 26:10.237 --> 26:10.757 So there you go. 26:10.817 --> 26:18.280 A series of random opinions from teens that are unified only by the fact that they all happen to be between 16 and 24 years old. 26:18.320 --> 26:20.841 That can't be right, though, because who loves Pete Doherty? 26:20.901 --> 26:24.843 Lots of people love Doherty, even though he is a drugged up nutbag. 26:25.563 --> 26:28.284 And who is out there loving him if it's not for the teens? 26:28.604 --> 26:28.884 Yeah. 26:28.944 --> 26:30.685 And who's the MTV generation anyway? 26:30.725 --> 26:32.226 I thought we were the MTV generation. 26:33.166 --> 26:34.787 Like we were teenagers when it started. 26:35.387 --> 26:36.268 Yeah, that is true. 26:36.348 --> 26:37.868 They can't just have all the generations. 26:38.289 --> 26:40.009 No, 16 to 24 year olds? 26:40.330 --> 26:40.710 It's mad. 26:40.750 --> 26:41.930 It was a mad documentary. 26:42.351 --> 26:45.552 Just an entirely random selection of opinions telling us nothing. 26:46.273 --> 26:46.753 And it's rubs. 26:47.013 --> 26:50.535 But here's a record every single 16 to 24 year old is bound to love. 26:50.755 --> 26:52.556 Every single one of the seven million of them. 26:52.696 --> 26:54.777 It's Justice vs Simeon with We Are Your Friends. 26:58.257 --> 27:00.439 That was the Kooks with She Moves in Her Own Way. 27:00.459 --> 27:02.141 This is Adam and Joe on XFM London's 104.9. 27:02.982 --> 27:05.905 Don't forget the X list is coming up at the top of the hour. 27:06.585 --> 27:13.272 You can request any sort of XFM classic record and we'll play it for you here on the Adam and Joe radio show. 27:13.312 --> 27:14.093 Everything all right there, Adam? 27:14.634 --> 27:15.054 Yes, fine. 27:15.094 --> 27:15.975 Just looking at the playlist. 27:16.195 --> 27:16.355 Right. 27:17.316 --> 27:42.195 and uh excited to see that someone's popped the song brilliant mind by furniture down here do you know that song yes you must be out of your brilliant mind isn't that quite old it's old and bad why is it in there i don't know we're gonna have to pop it out wow and replace it with something else man people might be excited about it now that i sung it so well no there's no way that the actual song could ever do justice to your end that's true mine was much better yeah 27:42.615 --> 27:44.075 And yeah, of course, the kooks there. 27:44.095 --> 27:46.256 The kooks are extremely hot right now. 27:46.296 --> 27:47.236 The kooks are everywhere. 27:48.356 --> 27:50.037 Everywhere I go, I see the kooks anyway. 27:50.397 --> 27:51.657 Men with big, big floppy hair. 27:52.797 --> 27:54.518 Yeah, the big hair is in, isn't it? 27:54.638 --> 27:56.718 I'm not having... When will big hair ever go out? 27:57.559 --> 27:59.079 Big hair's been in since we were teenagers. 27:59.599 --> 27:59.979 No. 28:00.239 --> 28:00.699 Yeah, it has. 28:00.719 --> 28:01.540 The Jesus and Mary chain. 28:01.560 --> 28:03.100 Everyone had giant sort of goth hair. 28:03.320 --> 28:05.600 They looked absolutely nuts though. 28:05.841 --> 28:08.241 Yeah, it's all got a bit more sort of Mark Boleyn now, hasn't it? 28:08.261 --> 28:09.861 A bit more attractive looking with the big hair. 28:10.142 --> 28:10.962 Big rock hair. 28:11.182 --> 28:11.842 I've got big hair. 28:12.247 --> 28:12.527 Have you? 28:12.727 --> 28:13.008 Yeah. 28:13.788 --> 28:14.429 Just say yes. 28:14.669 --> 28:14.949 Yes. 28:15.349 --> 28:18.011 Because, you know, the listeners can't see, so they can imagine me with big hair. 28:18.291 --> 28:19.092 And I'm really handsome. 28:19.412 --> 28:20.393 I've got a big beard. 28:20.693 --> 28:21.013 Have you? 28:21.153 --> 28:21.353 Yeah. 28:21.653 --> 28:21.914 Yeah. 28:22.054 --> 28:24.976 I look like, you know, they're releasing Angel Heart on DVD. 28:25.036 --> 28:25.336 Yes. 28:25.836 --> 28:26.917 A special edition. 28:27.598 --> 28:30.520 And I look exactly like Robert De Niro on the cover of Angel Heart. 28:30.540 --> 28:31.380 They're remaking it as well. 28:31.420 --> 28:31.880 Did you know that? 28:32.181 --> 28:32.501 No. 28:32.581 --> 28:33.842 Yeah, they're remaking Angel Heart. 28:33.862 --> 28:34.742 They'll stop at nothing. 28:34.823 --> 28:36.484 What's the point of remaking Angel Heart? 28:36.584 --> 28:39.346 Well, because Mickey Rourke's in it and they want to get him out of it, put someone else in there. 28:40.046 --> 28:41.288 He was brilliant in that though. 28:41.448 --> 28:43.832 And they want to get DeNiro out as well because he's ruined everything. 28:43.932 --> 28:46.937 Do you remember when Mickey Rort was just... He was the coolest man in the world. 28:46.957 --> 28:48.319 He was the coolest man in the world! 28:48.339 --> 28:49.882 And now he's starring in Stormbreaker. 28:51.266 --> 28:52.346 It's so sad. 28:52.406 --> 28:52.846 It's sad. 28:53.086 --> 28:54.427 You know what I was thinking the other day? 28:54.507 --> 28:56.547 Who has not lost it? 28:57.067 --> 28:57.287 Right. 28:57.347 --> 29:02.148 Right, because obviously, listeners, we know that Mel Gibbons has suffered, has sort of fallen on his sword. 29:02.548 --> 29:07.249 Right, he used to be an untouchable god from the 80s, and now he's sort of blown it. 29:07.289 --> 29:08.830 He was always a ludicrous joker. 29:08.850 --> 29:12.210 Yeah, but he never actually completely blewed it, what he did last week. 29:12.390 --> 29:12.610 Yeah. 29:13.050 --> 29:13.871 And so who's left? 29:13.911 --> 29:15.591 You reckon there's no coming back for Gibbons? 29:15.891 --> 29:19.215 Well, he's kind of blotted his copybook in an indelible manner. 29:19.836 --> 29:21.818 So who's still their prince, right? 29:21.878 --> 29:23.099 He hasn't done anything naughty. 29:23.700 --> 29:24.321 Mick Jagger. 29:25.082 --> 29:26.263 He hasn't done anything naughty. 29:26.343 --> 29:27.885 He hasn't done anything good though, either. 29:27.925 --> 29:30.608 I mean, Mick Jagger has been a joke for a very long time. 29:30.968 --> 29:32.851 Like, I'm trying to think of people who were... 29:33.871 --> 29:39.593 I mean, Jagger was extremely cool once, I suppose, in the 60s, but not much since then. 29:39.813 --> 29:40.473 Certainly not since the 70s. 29:40.493 --> 29:43.074 Yeah, but he hasn't done anything to make him a sort of pariah. 29:43.514 --> 29:43.874 Oh, I see. 29:43.894 --> 29:46.035 You're talking about actual positive bad behavior. 29:46.375 --> 29:46.755 Yeah. 29:47.135 --> 29:48.735 You know, just ruining their career. 29:49.016 --> 29:50.036 A bit like Mickey Rourke did. 29:50.176 --> 29:57.098 So Mickey Rourke, the main way he ruined his career, what was it for you that really... Well, the whole rearrangement of his face with surgery. 29:57.498 --> 30:01.640 Yeah, I mean, the other thing, of course, was the beating up of his girlfriend-stroke-wife or whatever. 30:01.720 --> 30:02.000 Right. 30:02.140 --> 30:03.301 Did that really happen? 30:03.481 --> 30:04.041 Yeah, it did. 30:04.101 --> 30:05.422 He was a dirty wife-beater. 30:05.782 --> 30:06.763 Yeah, is that true? 30:06.823 --> 30:07.743 God, how terrible. 30:08.304 --> 30:09.144 So it's not very good. 30:09.164 --> 30:13.766 You know, he had two strikes against him there, and he was just an all-round rotten egg. 30:13.806 --> 30:16.288 You know, he admits as much himself now, Rourke. 30:16.308 --> 30:18.589 You know, he used to just behave abominably for the sake of it. 30:19.349 --> 30:20.530 until no one would work with him. 30:20.790 --> 30:22.291 Come on, Stars, pull your acts together. 30:22.511 --> 30:22.892 You know what? 30:22.952 --> 30:23.712 I'm going to be like that. 30:23.732 --> 30:24.273 Are you? 30:24.373 --> 30:24.653 Shut up. 30:25.213 --> 30:26.835 I'm going to smack you. 30:27.075 --> 30:29.937 And then you're going to come back with Beethoven 1 and 2 and 3. 30:30.017 --> 30:33.139 Yeah, some cuddly film about a fluffy dog for families. 30:33.319 --> 30:34.940 Is Adam and Joe on XFM? 30:35.241 --> 30:35.801 Music now. 30:35.941 --> 30:43.747 And, you know, I think, I suspect that this track, Furniture, Brilliant Mind, was chosen for us by our boss here at XFM. 30:44.568 --> 30:45.528 I just figured that out. 30:45.608 --> 30:47.790 So maybe it's not a good idea to skip it. 30:48.103 --> 30:49.792 And anyway, people might like it. 30:49.973 --> 30:50.475 It was a hit. 30:50.696 --> 30:51.380 Somebody liked it. 30:51.641 --> 30:52.505 See what you think, listeners. 30:58.359 --> 30:59.680 That's the coral within the morning. 30:59.980 --> 31:00.560 It is the morning. 31:00.580 --> 31:02.721 This is Adam and Joe on XFM, London's 104.9. 31:03.642 --> 31:07.704 Now, if you're a regular listener, you might know that I've recently been to America. 31:07.804 --> 31:10.466 Joe Cornish has been to America? 31:10.506 --> 31:10.966 America. 31:11.026 --> 31:11.946 I've seen America. 31:12.026 --> 31:12.887 It's extraordinary. 31:13.387 --> 31:16.369 And while I was there, you know, I'm a bit of a theme park fiend. 31:16.409 --> 31:18.230 I like a rolly-rolly-rolling coaster. 31:18.490 --> 31:19.771 What's Cameron Diaz like? 31:20.091 --> 31:20.791 She's boring. 31:21.552 --> 31:23.153 Tiny, tiny, tiny brain. 31:23.173 --> 31:23.613 Tiny brain. 31:24.353 --> 31:28.715 And because I like rolling coasters so much, I decided I'd try and get in a trip to a theme park. 31:28.755 --> 31:33.398 But the only theme park in central Los Angeles is Universal Studios, right? 31:33.418 --> 31:34.258 The Studios Tour. 31:34.799 --> 31:39.061 And they've got kind of a, it's not really a theme park, it's more of a kind of a studio tour thing. 31:39.081 --> 31:41.222 It doesn't really have any roller coasters is what I'm saying. 31:41.622 --> 31:44.784 The closest thing it's got to a roller coaster is the Mummy Ride. 31:44.984 --> 31:46.544 The Mummy Ride is a brand new ride. 31:46.685 --> 31:50.006 It's based on the movie, The Mummy, starring Brendan Fraser. 31:50.026 --> 31:50.987 That's a good movie, right? 31:51.647 --> 31:52.007 Yeah. 31:52.088 --> 31:53.429 Frog, it's a bad movie. 31:53.709 --> 31:55.110 But they've made a ride out of it. 31:55.511 --> 31:56.952 And it's kind of a bad ride. 31:57.012 --> 31:59.654 So me and my friend, we had VIP passes, right? 31:59.714 --> 32:01.156 We could jump to the front of the lines. 32:02.337 --> 32:04.759 So we went on the Mummy three times in rapid succession. 32:05.439 --> 32:07.762 And at the start, it was very exciting. 32:08.402 --> 32:11.964 Because it's floating on magnets, so it takes off at incredible speed. 32:12.485 --> 32:15.907 So wait, you're actually suspended in the air, you're not actually hooked to a track? 32:16.167 --> 32:18.148 Yeah, you're on a track, but it's magnetically launched. 32:18.588 --> 32:19.009 Oh, I see. 32:19.089 --> 32:23.712 Somehow, I don't know how it works, but all I'm saying is it moves with amazing thrust and acceleration. 32:23.852 --> 32:24.012 Yeah. 32:24.412 --> 32:29.015 And then we were screaming like a couple of little girls, whooping and hollering, woo hoo! 32:31.096 --> 32:36.397 But then it started getting a bit boring and we felt like a couple of idiots, basically. 32:36.917 --> 32:42.719 You know, the screaming died out and we just looked a bit bored and embarrassed. 32:42.779 --> 32:44.980 So what's the central gimmick of the Mummy ride? 32:45.120 --> 32:50.721 It's in the dark, it's just a rolling coaster in the dark and it goes very fast around corners, usual sort of roller coaster stuff, never goes upside down. 32:51.162 --> 32:52.122 But it got me to thinking, 32:53.083 --> 32:55.986 What would be an even better roller coaster ride? 32:56.006 --> 32:59.310 You know, how could they push the science of theme parks into a new area? 32:59.330 --> 33:04.355 Because it seems to me they're at a kind of breaking point with roller coasters. 33:04.555 --> 33:05.136 An impasse. 33:05.176 --> 33:05.997 An impasse, yeah. 33:06.017 --> 33:08.139 They've pushed the technology as far as it can go. 33:08.199 --> 33:10.983 One of the best rides there is the Back to the Future ride. 33:11.363 --> 33:26.097 where you sit in a sort of hydraulically operated DeLorean and you're suspended by a massive IMAX screen and you know they do a kind of they link the hydraulics of the car with the motion control of the picture and you feel like you're flying through space in a DeLorean. 33:26.217 --> 33:27.238 It's a sim ride isn't it? 33:27.298 --> 33:32.523 Yeah it's a sim ride and that was almost more exciting than the actual physical excitement of the mummy ride. 33:32.663 --> 33:32.863 Yeah. 33:33.144 --> 33:34.004 So I got to thinking 33:34.625 --> 33:36.306 What if they combine the two, OK? 33:36.807 --> 33:40.150 So here's my idea for the ultimate theme park ride. 33:40.550 --> 33:40.750 Right. 33:40.990 --> 33:47.976 It's based on the idea that the most frightening thing that could ever happen at a theme park is for a roller coaster to genuinely go wrong. 33:48.216 --> 33:48.436 Yes. 33:48.557 --> 33:57.684 Like the beginning of Final Destination 3, where they're in a roller coaster and the screws start coming out and the track breaks and they end up getting decapitated. 33:57.704 --> 33:58.064 Yeah. 33:58.205 --> 34:03.509 And, you know, obviously terrible things sometimes do happen at theme parks, but we're purely in the realm of fantasy here. 34:03.669 --> 34:03.829 Yeah. 34:03.929 --> 34:05.371 And it happens pretty seldom anyway. 34:05.471 --> 34:06.873 Very, very, very, very, very, very rarely. 34:06.893 --> 34:07.474 Those big American ones. 34:07.494 --> 34:07.694 Yeah. 34:07.914 --> 34:08.495 So what about this? 34:08.635 --> 34:09.116 It's a ride. 34:09.156 --> 34:10.057 I'm not sure what it's called yet. 34:10.077 --> 34:13.681 You might be able to help me with this, but you get on what looks like a normal roller coaster. 34:13.781 --> 34:13.941 Yeah. 34:14.222 --> 34:20.169 And you sit in a car and it's going sort of along a track into a tunnel, a dark, mysterious tunnel. 34:20.850 --> 34:21.951 So you go along the track. 34:23.172 --> 34:29.994 When you get into the tunnel, what you don't know is that it stops becoming an actual physical roller coaster and becomes a 3D sim ride. 34:30.614 --> 34:39.957 But that simulates you exiting the tunnel and arriving on the most fantastically enormous, like ridiculously loopy, loopy roller coaster that has ever been designed. 34:40.577 --> 34:44.899 And so you think you're on a real one, but actually you're just wearing 3D glasses and you're on a simulator. 34:46.299 --> 34:46.759 That's the noise. 34:47.659 --> 34:48.480 You go up the track. 34:49.520 --> 34:50.801 And basically it starts breaking. 34:51.141 --> 34:51.322 Yeah. 34:51.882 --> 34:53.944 And you see the track broken ahead of you. 34:54.184 --> 34:55.385 You're launched off into space. 34:55.665 --> 34:57.006 You do sort of flips in the air. 34:57.046 --> 34:59.989 You just happen to land on the other bit of track again. 35:00.249 --> 35:01.690 You know, basically anything could happen. 35:02.030 --> 35:04.993 You could go zooming into other rides in the theme park. 35:05.053 --> 35:05.193 Yeah. 35:05.393 --> 35:09.296 Smash into some kind of a kid's teacup ride and maybe... 35:10.357 --> 35:10.978 Stuff like that. 35:11.298 --> 35:14.440 But no one would be hurt, because this would be beautifully computer simulated. 35:14.880 --> 35:22.045 What I'm saying is the most amazing disasters could happen, but yet you'd just survive, and you'd land amazingly back on a track again, and you'd be perfectly safe. 35:22.085 --> 35:23.066 Wouldn't that be a brilliant ride? 35:23.126 --> 35:24.967 That would be good, but the- Have I explained it clearly? 35:25.107 --> 35:26.128 No, that's very clear. 35:26.228 --> 35:26.448 Yeah. 35:26.568 --> 35:27.689 That would be an amazing ride. 35:27.789 --> 35:28.870 I'd call it the disaster coaster. 35:29.290 --> 35:31.290 Ah, you know the problem with the disaster coaster? 35:31.310 --> 35:31.550 Yeah. 35:31.951 --> 35:35.111 Is if there was a disaster on the disaster coaster. 35:35.151 --> 35:42.173 Well man, they've got the, uh, at Universal they've got a Jurassic Park ride which is based on the dinosaurs attacking the ride and that's based on the premise of the ride. 35:42.193 --> 35:43.233 You've been on that, right? 35:43.273 --> 35:43.493 Oh yeah. 35:43.513 --> 35:43.973 Adam Buxton? 35:44.153 --> 35:44.233 Yeah. 35:44.253 --> 35:46.193 And that's based on the premise of a ride going wrong. 35:46.213 --> 35:46.713 That's true. 35:46.733 --> 35:49.274 Because it's been attacked by a dinosaur and that makes it a dinosaurzer. 35:49.294 --> 35:52.355 I know but the chances of a dinosaur attack are so slim. 35:52.635 --> 35:52.895 Really? 35:53.195 --> 35:53.835 I think so. 35:54.855 --> 36:07.309 you know and the good thing about your ride is that it is pretty safe because you're only going up that initial piece of track right but the rest is simulated yeah yeah yeah what's your idea have you got ideas for pushing the pushing the envelope 36:08.928 --> 36:29.234 my ideas are stupid I thought your ideas were gonna be stupid that's a good idea that you just yeah but it's still a bit stupid because it would be too frightening it would be good okay how about this the most haunted ghost train right oh that's a good idea linked in with living TV exactly based on the popular TV show you just ride along a very boring 36:29.614 --> 36:56.368 dark tunnel for what seems like ages and nothing happens but once in a while Yvette Fielding pops out and screams that's good the real Yvette Fielding yeah it's mainly because she's got free time a lot of free time exactly enough free time to actually be an exhibit in a theme park she wouldn't be able to do it all year round most of the year though but yeah she'd take time off to film the birthday and Christmas and then the rest of the time she'd be doing the ride it's mainly a women's it's a women's ride 36:56.608 --> 37:14.269 is it yeah you wouldn't be allowed why is that because women are more gullible gullible because women watch that show right mainly right i watch it every now and then but in a way i'm a woman that's a good idea man the most haunted ride that would be chesington or thought park maybe how about this yeah the baby shambles 37:14.930 --> 37:15.310 Nice. 37:16.111 --> 37:22.457 It goes up and down completely unpredictably and then fairly often just comes completely off the rails. 37:23.117 --> 37:24.919 And it's very disappointing. 37:25.079 --> 37:25.480 Brilliant. 37:26.160 --> 37:28.242 You're not talking about a roller coaster ride are you? 37:28.943 --> 37:31.105 No, I'm talking about the band. 37:34.808 --> 37:35.228 How about this? 37:35.749 --> 37:36.850 The Tony Blair. 37:37.370 --> 37:40.271 It just goes wherever George Bush wants it to go. 37:40.291 --> 37:40.371 Nice. 37:41.032 --> 37:41.972 Is that it? 37:42.652 --> 37:42.872 Yeah. 37:44.433 --> 37:46.054 It follows George Bush. 37:46.674 --> 37:51.236 Yeah, this is wasted little DJs by the way. 37:56.514 --> 37:58.236 That was Wasted Little DJs with The View. 37:58.276 --> 38:00.778 This is Adam and Joe on XFM London's 104.9. 38:01.318 --> 38:02.179 Adam, free play time. 38:02.599 --> 38:04.441 Yeah, I'm gonna do this one as Mick Rock. 38:04.741 --> 38:05.001 Okay. 38:05.442 --> 38:07.123 Yeah, music. 38:07.824 --> 38:18.312 My favourite kind of music is great music and this next piece of music certainly fits in to that category. 38:19.133 --> 38:23.557 It's a music piece by a guy called Robin. 38:24.685 --> 38:28.649 And his surname is Hitchcock, and he's called Robin Hitchcock. 38:28.870 --> 38:33.154 And he's a great guy, a great mate, and a great musician. 38:34.175 --> 38:44.826 And this piece of music is called Full Moon in My Soul from Robin's great album Spooked, which I think is a great title for an album. 38:45.607 --> 38:46.168 Check it out. 38:50.560 --> 38:52.661 And you've got the face on! 38:52.681 --> 38:54.783 Why have you got that face on? 38:54.803 --> 38:57.225 I told you not to have that face on! 38:57.525 --> 38:58.746 Take that face off! 38:59.686 --> 39:01.527 Arctic Monkeys with Mardi Bum. 39:01.608 --> 39:02.748 What face do you think he had on? 39:03.589 --> 39:04.710 Just the one he always has. 39:04.730 --> 39:05.830 The Michael Jackson face? 39:06.131 --> 39:06.431 Yeah. 39:06.511 --> 39:07.752 Why have you got that face on? 39:08.172 --> 39:10.474 Put the Keith Harris face on. 39:10.774 --> 39:11.855 Is it like Worzel Gummidge? 39:12.175 --> 39:12.515 Yeah. 39:12.975 --> 39:14.096 It's like Aunt Sally. 39:14.436 --> 39:15.717 He's got detachable heads. 39:15.777 --> 39:17.618 It's got different heads, Crowman. 39:18.039 --> 39:19.460 I've got me angry head on now. 39:20.020 --> 39:21.321 That was worth the damage, wasn't it? 39:21.481 --> 39:22.461 Yeah, uh, possibly. 39:22.481 --> 39:26.103 That was the Arctic Monkeys with Marty Bum, this is Adam and Joe on XFM Nonners 104.9. 39:26.163 --> 39:26.483 Nein! 39:26.503 --> 39:31.266 That has gone German again, you're, you're stabbed. 39:31.786 --> 39:33.287 Now, more demented TV news. 39:33.427 --> 39:37.769 I don't know if anyone's been watching ITV on a Saturday afternoon stroke evening. 39:37.829 --> 39:38.890 I'm pretty sure nobody has. 39:39.190 --> 39:39.390 No. 39:39.690 --> 39:41.712 In fact, that's proven now, isn't it? 39:42.032 --> 39:45.374 Because it's about to go down the tube and bust or something frightening. 39:45.875 --> 39:48.857 But they've got a new show and it's called Prehistoric Park. 39:49.097 --> 39:49.857 Have you seen that, Adam? 39:50.177 --> 39:51.558 Prehistoric Park. 39:51.678 --> 39:53.400 Anything to do with Jurassic Park? 39:53.420 --> 39:54.780 Well, funny you should say that, yes. 39:55.701 --> 40:03.126 The idea is, what if, and it's a brilliant idea, what if Jurassic Park was an actual kind of Rolf Harris style petting zoo? 40:03.967 --> 40:05.187 In fact, it's more complicated than that. 40:05.207 --> 40:08.330 The premise of Prehistoric Park is that there is a time portal. 40:09.450 --> 40:21.322 that's opened up in some sort of jungle somewhere and some cuddly sort of regional vets and Animal magic men have set up a kind of dinosaur theme park not theme park. 40:21.342 --> 40:23.845 Sorry petting zoo around the time portal. 40:24.045 --> 40:24.686 Are you following me? 40:24.846 --> 40:32.053 Yeah, so Nigel this is this is key to say is this like a narrative thing or it's a melange and 40:32.313 --> 40:35.816 of different documentary and animal formats. 40:35.916 --> 40:38.118 So it's a bit like Walking with Dinosaurs type thing. 40:38.158 --> 40:41.020 Crossed with Jurassic Park, crossed with Rolf's Animal Hospital. 40:41.320 --> 40:41.540 Yeah. 40:41.781 --> 40:45.924 But with no real animals, all CGI dinosaurs, right? 40:46.344 --> 40:48.226 Sort of crossed with Ricky Gervais' flanimals. 40:49.247 --> 41:03.202 So imagine this space portal and he goes through this portal to ancient China and places where dinosaurs exist, he catches the dinosaurs, pulls them back through the portal and cares for them in the prehistoric park, alright? 41:03.863 --> 41:12.345 So as a viewer just sitting there watching, it appears to be kind of a real documentary about a real place that has real dinosaurs. 41:12.505 --> 41:12.705 Right. 41:12.945 --> 41:18.266 OK, so clip number one is all about a woolly mammoth they've captured. 41:18.326 --> 41:19.227 So have a listen to this. 41:20.247 --> 41:24.068 Back at the park, Martha the mammoth is still feeling the heat. 41:24.848 --> 41:29.569 So it's time for the staff to carry out Nigel's cunning plan to cool her down. 41:31.021 --> 41:39.546 So there you go, they've got a woolly mammoth, they've captured her, she's feeling the heat, and they've got to carry out Nigel's cunning plan to cool her down. 41:39.847 --> 41:46.631 And so wait, is this like a beautifully realised walking with dinosaurs style... No, it's shoddily, it's sort of shoddily. 41:47.712 --> 41:56.598 It's a pretty fake-looking mammoth, and one of the funniest things is imagining what the shoot was like with all these people having to act around an empty space, right? 41:56.839 --> 42:06.806 Because it's all very well for Bob Hoskins to do it, or a professionally trained actor like him, but not for, you know, people who are more used to being on CITV-type shows. 42:07.467 --> 42:09.468 But, you know, the other thing is they've got a woolly mammoth. 42:09.508 --> 42:13.652 I mean, woolly mammoths are wild, untamed, prehistoric creatures, right? 42:14.252 --> 42:15.033 I'm pretty sure they are. 42:15.053 --> 42:19.316 And if you tried to, say, cut their hair, what kind of a response would you get? 42:19.756 --> 42:20.076 Eating. 42:20.337 --> 42:30.824 You'd probably be gorged by one of their enormous tusks, ripped to pieces, disemboweled, have your head over far to the left, your legs over to the right, and all your guts splattered all over the camera crew, right? 42:31.465 --> 42:31.645 Yeah. 42:31.925 --> 42:33.006 Yeah, that's not what happens. 42:33.026 --> 42:33.987 This is what happens. 42:34.107 --> 42:35.308 Play clip number two. 42:36.165 --> 42:41.928 Martha's an ice age creature, so everything about her has evolved to make her able to cope with really cold temperatures. 42:42.508 --> 42:44.169 I think she might just be overheating. 42:44.529 --> 42:47.931 So Nigel had the idea to give her a haircut, which I think's a really good idea. 42:47.951 --> 42:50.452 I think it's going to make her feel much, much better. 42:51.793 --> 42:52.493 You're okay, sweetie. 42:53.533 --> 42:55.835 You're getting real much happier. 42:55.855 --> 42:57.976 You're a lucky mammoth, Martha. 42:58.016 --> 42:59.996 It's not every girl that gets a summer makeover. 43:00.697 --> 43:02.698 Gets a summer makeover? 43:03.718 --> 43:04.939 That's not what would happen, is it? 43:05.526 --> 43:06.126 Well, it might be. 43:06.186 --> 43:12.107 If there had been Australians in Jurassic times, it might have been very different. 43:12.147 --> 43:14.248 The dinosaurs might never have died out. 43:14.508 --> 43:17.569 Well, they would all have had little bows in their hair, wouldn't they? 43:17.769 --> 43:19.429 And lovely summer makeovers. 43:19.529 --> 43:25.450 I just don't like wild, untamed prehistoric animals being reduced to the level of some kind of Barbie makeover doll. 43:26.110 --> 43:28.111 That's not telling kids the truth, is it? 43:28.431 --> 43:28.511 No. 43:29.187 --> 43:39.110 Now, meanwhile, they've also got a kind of cuddly northern zookeeper who's got some little Tyrannosaurus rexes in a kind of weird field and he's built a hide to observe them. 43:39.530 --> 43:50.613 And this actor who's given the thankless task of playing that prehistoric park keeper has to kind of act as if these animals are real and as if he's got real kind of moment-to-moment concerns with their upkeep. 43:51.373 --> 43:52.834 Yeah, so listen to this bit of acting here. 43:54.332 --> 44:00.014 Back at the park, head keeper Bob is checking to see if the owners of Mimas are enjoying their new home. 44:00.995 --> 44:04.416 I built this hide so I could keep a careful eye on them, but there's no need. 44:04.656 --> 44:05.256 They're happy here. 44:06.097 --> 44:06.457 Look at them. 44:07.557 --> 44:08.898 They're dabbling about like ducks. 44:09.358 --> 44:11.059 We've given them a real home from home. 44:12.619 --> 44:13.320 Oh, they'll love it. 44:15.200 --> 44:16.221 Well, except for that one. 44:17.185 --> 44:18.086 I'm very worried about it. 44:18.106 --> 44:21.470 It's gone completely bonkers. 44:21.810 --> 44:22.611 Gone bonkers. 44:23.011 --> 44:24.553 It's gone completely bonkers. 44:24.733 --> 44:25.173 I don't know. 44:25.233 --> 44:27.996 It just seemed like the worst program I'd ever seen. 44:28.156 --> 44:30.459 But it's David G. Hall doing the voice. 44:30.559 --> 44:30.799 Is it? 44:31.039 --> 44:31.560 I think so. 44:31.620 --> 44:32.641 I didn't recognize that. 44:32.661 --> 44:33.962 Let me just check at the beginning there. 44:34.383 --> 44:36.225 It's Uncle David Jason who can't do anything wrong. 44:37.168 --> 44:39.649 Back at the park, Head Keeper Bob is checking for you. 44:39.709 --> 44:41.150 I think you're right, I think it is. 44:41.190 --> 44:44.211 I think it is, like you can hear his danger mouse voice coming through there. 44:44.291 --> 44:45.111 Man, I don't know. 44:45.291 --> 44:46.332 You know what worries me? 44:46.852 --> 44:51.094 Is if a child were to watch it, surely they'd just assume that dinosaurs existed? 44:51.414 --> 44:54.055 Well, children are so confused about... Are they? 44:54.115 --> 44:55.675 Dinosaurs now anyway, you know. 44:56.256 --> 45:02.198 After walking with dinosaurs, which is completely a joke amongst the dinosaur community... Is it? 45:02.498 --> 45:07.739 Yeah, it's widely known to be a big tissue of myth and conjecture. 45:08.159 --> 45:09.760 Kids must just be completely confused. 45:10.020 --> 45:14.981 The fact is that the dinosaurs aren't coming back to tell anyone that they're wrong, though, are they? 45:15.081 --> 45:17.441 No, the dinosaurs aren't writing into the TV Times. 45:17.461 --> 45:18.462 Yeah, until then. 45:18.482 --> 45:19.562 TV Times doesn't exist anymore. 45:20.082 --> 45:20.642 Probably why. 45:20.882 --> 45:22.343 It's extinct, like the dinosaurs. 45:22.383 --> 45:22.683 Nice. 45:23.163 --> 45:24.123 Jurassic Times. 45:24.383 --> 45:29.506 Anyway, if you want an unintentional laugh, tune into Prehistoric Park on ITV's on Saturday nights. 45:29.946 --> 45:30.567 It's insane. 45:30.807 --> 45:32.088 The actors in it are insane. 45:32.388 --> 45:39.332 It just looks like a bunch of people having a terrible midlife crisis, hallucinating bizarre animals, and I highly recommend it. 45:39.972 --> 45:41.033 This is XFM, London's 104.9. 45:41.073 --> 45:42.774 You're listening to Adam and Joe. 45:44.015 --> 45:44.535 XFM. 45:46.906 --> 45:51.428 That was The Smiths with Heaven Knows I'm Miserable, now requested by Terry in Surbiton. 45:51.488 --> 45:52.928 Thank you, Terry, for that choice. 45:52.968 --> 45:54.509 Did you enjoy that song, Adam Buxton? 45:54.669 --> 45:55.469 I always loved that song. 45:55.529 --> 46:00.952 I remember I've got a very fond memory or, well, just a clear memory of playing it for my dad. 46:00.972 --> 46:05.193 I don't know if you ever did this, but I always knew that my dad didn't like much pop music at all. 46:05.613 --> 46:13.897 And every now and again, if he was a little bit tooty, I would sometimes play something for him thinking, this is so good that my dad's definitely 46:14.597 --> 46:16.118 You know, he's gotta like it, you know what I mean? 46:16.318 --> 46:19.780 I didn't do it very often because he always put most of the music I listened to down. 46:19.820 --> 46:20.601 What did he make of it? 46:21.101 --> 46:24.483 He just sort of looked at me and he could see that. 46:24.503 --> 46:26.905 I mean, I was looking at him like, come on, Dad, that was brilliant. 46:27.765 --> 46:31.587 And he looked at me and he just said, and you really like that, do you? 46:33.123 --> 46:34.384 What do you like about it? 46:34.604 --> 46:36.185 And he said, he's just so exhausted. 46:36.225 --> 46:38.547 Just like, what, what do you think is good about it? 46:39.167 --> 46:40.989 I said, what do you think is bad about it? 46:41.009 --> 46:46.693 I was like, I said, I was sure you were going to like it because it's like, he's got a good voice. 46:47.213 --> 46:50.916 And my dad went, and I said, it's a really good tune. 46:51.276 --> 46:52.757 So there's no tune at all. 46:52.838 --> 46:55.560 He's just singing on one note, right the way through. 46:59.008 --> 47:00.470 He did an impression like that. 47:01.111 --> 47:02.392 That's withering stuff. 47:02.492 --> 47:03.473 He really did. 47:03.493 --> 47:05.476 He was so enraged by Moz. 47:05.836 --> 47:06.157 Wow. 47:06.277 --> 47:08.780 That he totally destroyed my little teenage dream. 47:08.820 --> 47:14.587 Well, here's a record your dad is bound to love because I know he's a big fan of the TV series it's taken from. 47:15.067 --> 47:18.011 It's Phantom Planet with the theme to the OC, California. 47:22.622 --> 47:24.567 California! 47:24.848 --> 47:26.652 It's the theme to the OC! 47:26.893 --> 47:29.459 Do people consider the OC cool anymore at all? 47:29.780 --> 47:30.261 I don't know. 47:31.780 --> 47:33.781 Could you do some kind of MTV-style survey? 47:34.342 --> 47:35.082 Yeah, I just did it. 47:35.302 --> 47:36.803 To find out what teenagers are thinking? 47:37.343 --> 47:38.964 Yeah, 50% like it, 50% don't. 47:39.104 --> 47:40.365 So pretty much split down the middle. 47:40.385 --> 47:41.205 Split down the middle there. 47:41.485 --> 47:41.625 Yeah. 47:41.645 --> 47:42.146 That's a surprise. 47:42.846 --> 47:45.587 Okay, it's competition time once again now on the show. 47:45.888 --> 47:54.212 And this time, it's time for... Rock and reel or rock and rubs Are the bands real or are they just rubbish? 47:54.292 --> 47:59.615 Rock and reel or rock and rubs Are they real or are they rubs? 48:00.725 --> 48:01.025 There you go. 48:01.045 --> 48:03.206 There's the rock and reel or rock and rubs jingle. 48:03.607 --> 48:04.587 It's an absolute peach. 48:05.128 --> 48:10.031 I believe it's at number one in the download chart in my brain. 48:10.631 --> 48:14.093 And we have someone on the line here who's going to be playing it right now. 48:14.173 --> 48:14.853 Kate, are you there? 48:15.214 --> 48:15.734 Yes, I am. 48:15.774 --> 48:15.994 Hello. 48:16.154 --> 48:17.115 Hey, Kate, what are you up to? 48:18.111 --> 48:21.233 I'm just standing in the ladies' toilets waiting to do this competition. 48:21.573 --> 48:25.716 I thought you were going to say waiting to do something else there for a moment, seeing as you're in the ladies' toilet. 48:26.356 --> 48:27.917 We all know what women do in toilets. 48:28.218 --> 48:28.598 Chatter. 48:28.798 --> 48:29.158 Chatter. 48:29.198 --> 48:29.879 Like hens. 48:30.079 --> 48:30.439 Exactly. 48:30.519 --> 48:31.840 About neighbours. 48:32.100 --> 48:32.540 And men. 48:32.800 --> 48:33.181 And men. 48:33.221 --> 48:34.762 That's all women are interested in. 48:35.462 --> 48:40.085 Are you talking about me in there, Kate? 48:40.485 --> 48:43.228 I am actually, it's my reflection. 48:43.268 --> 48:47.433 That Adam Buxton, he's so gorgeous but he's so ugly as well, his clothes are brilliant, they're horrible. 48:47.794 --> 48:54.942 I think he's so short, he's so tall, he's fat, he's thin, he's in, he's out, he's hot, he's what, he's not, he's cool, he's hot, what, hello. 48:55.122 --> 48:56.384 Is that how the conversation went? 48:56.644 --> 48:57.945 Something like that, yeah. 48:58.206 --> 49:00.949 That is a glimpse into the mind of the editor of Heat magazine. 49:02.591 --> 49:03.652 That's what's going on in there. 49:04.012 --> 49:12.537 Now Kate, I don't know if you've heard this competition before, but basically I'm going to read out ten band names, as if I was reading the shipping forecast in a kind of calm voice. 49:13.037 --> 49:16.059 And after each band name, you have to say one of two words. 49:16.600 --> 49:21.663 Real, if you think it's a real band, or rubs, if you think it's one that I've made up. 49:21.823 --> 49:22.303 Is that clear? 49:22.663 --> 49:23.264 Yeah. 49:23.284 --> 49:24.184 Okay, here we go. 49:28.387 --> 49:28.827 Number one. 49:29.868 --> 49:31.249 Niagara gets up again. 49:33.459 --> 49:36.121 Number two, worried about Satan. 49:37.562 --> 49:37.762 Rub. 49:38.723 --> 49:41.265 Number three, you disgust me. 49:42.646 --> 49:43.627 Real. 49:44.388 --> 49:47.110 Number four, fragrant vagrants. 49:47.850 --> 49:49.992 Real. 49:50.292 --> 49:53.355 Number five, the underground velvets. 49:54.436 --> 49:55.857 Real. 49:55.897 --> 50:00.080 Number six, hopes fade. 50:00.140 --> 50:00.520 Real. 50:01.541 --> 50:02.162 Number seven, 50:03.129 --> 50:23.707 And they will riot From Number 8 Freddy Flintoff's right arm over the wicket From Number 9 Don't ask for credit Real Number 10 Hemostatic picnic races Real 50:27.378 --> 50:52.454 okay Kate I'm sorry to say you didn't do that well actually you only got four out of ten correct first one Niagara gets up again see it's like Niagara Falls Joe right I see I see she thought it was rubs of course it is it rubs I made that one up so she got that one right one point yeah number two worried about Satan that's that's a real band you thought there were rubs number three you disgust me you thought that was real it's rubs 50:53.234 --> 51:19.627 number four fragrant vagrants uh you thought it was a real band you're insane that's rubbish number five you correctly identified the underground velvets not the velvet underground you see as a real band uh number six hopes fade i made that one up uh and you got that wrong i'm afraid number seven and they will riot you thought that they were rubbish they're a real band number eight um freddie flintoff's right arm over the wicket 51:20.600 --> 51:41.768 that is a real band number nine don't ask for credit that's rubs you thought it was real number 10 homeostatic picnic races they are real so congratulations it's mind-boggling isn't it kate what kind of nonsense passes for a band name have you ever been in a band kate i haven't no nothing really i'm afraid not has he never thought of any names for a band 51:42.395 --> 51:48.289 Um, my friends had a band when we were about 13 and I think my suggestion was Dead Flowers or something. 51:48.329 --> 51:49.532 Dead Flowers is good. 51:49.852 --> 51:51.697 I'm sure that exists already, Dead Flowers. 51:51.717 --> 51:52.198 Probably. 51:53.078 --> 52:22.021 yeah yeah well Kate well well done for playing you know what we're not gonna give you a prize because why should we reward failure and what kind of a message would that be sending out to the kids if you got given prizes for failing exactly this isn't Richard and Judy you know come on we're not gonna treat you like a sap we don't randomly break the rules the way they do on you so what we're gonna do actually is we're gonna send a couple of feral street children in hoodies round who are gonna spray an obscene word on the front of your house how's that 52:22.418 --> 52:24.900 That's good, it can go with the other words that have already been said. 52:24.920 --> 52:26.280 Yeah, yeah, the cherry on the cake. 52:26.300 --> 52:28.142 Of course we're not gonna do that. 52:29.523 --> 52:32.444 We are like Richard and Judy and we are gonna break the rules for you. 52:33.165 --> 52:40.750 So would you like a pair of tickets to see Cassabian at Earl's Court on Tuesday the 19th of December or would you like three copies of the complete black book box set? 52:40.770 --> 52:42.010 She can't have all three copies. 52:42.431 --> 52:42.711 Why not? 52:43.391 --> 52:45.533 Well because what are we gonna give away to the other people? 52:45.813 --> 52:46.593 Kate, what would you like? 52:46.613 --> 52:47.474 Can I have the tickets to the 52:48.038 --> 53:06.020 yeah yeah why not well done Kate thanks very much for calling that's been rock and real and rock and Rob so we're gonna play that again a bit later it possibly we're not sure but we might we're gonna have to consult various radio bodies to find out whether we can ever play that again now it's music time this is Johnny Cash with heart 53:12.912 --> 53:15.413 That was Nirvana, with all apologies. 53:15.433 --> 53:18.055 You're listening to Adam and Joe, it's the ex-list here on XFM. 53:18.235 --> 53:23.057 Still time to get your requests in on 83XFM if you're texting, or you can call 08712221049. 53:24.438 --> 53:30.341 We are gonna do the competition now, right now. 53:30.841 --> 53:31.542 Is that Douglas? 53:32.022 --> 53:32.442 Hi. 53:32.862 --> 53:33.583 Hello caller. 53:34.063 --> 53:35.124 Hello, how are you? 53:35.164 --> 53:36.204 Very well, how are you today? 53:36.704 --> 53:38.225 Very well indeed, thank you. 53:38.345 --> 53:41.267 What area of London are you calling from, confident caller? 53:41.795 --> 53:42.635 I'm in Hampstead. 53:42.996 --> 53:43.336 Really? 53:43.776 --> 53:44.396 You're posh. 53:44.776 --> 53:45.176 Yeah. 53:45.477 --> 53:46.877 Only posh people live in Hampstead. 53:47.277 --> 53:47.557 I know. 53:48.018 --> 53:48.298 Wow. 53:48.878 --> 53:50.018 It's true, we're all very posh. 53:50.298 --> 53:50.959 That's impressive. 53:51.099 --> 53:53.700 Does anyone, do you ever get any trouble around there in Hampstead? 53:54.620 --> 53:55.000 Er, no. 53:55.320 --> 53:57.501 Do you get children with tiny bikes? 53:58.402 --> 54:02.583 Lots of children with tiny bikes and... What's wrong with children having tiny bikes? 54:02.663 --> 54:08.166 I don't mean like toddlers with little... You mean like strapping teenagers with tiny children's bikes? 54:08.346 --> 54:09.226 Yeah, that's right. 54:09.326 --> 54:11.107 I mean hoodies basically with tiny bikes. 54:11.986 --> 54:13.347 Oh right, I see what you mean. 54:13.407 --> 54:16.050 Tiny bikes that are actually too small for the gangling youth. 54:16.330 --> 54:16.951 Yeah, exactly. 54:16.971 --> 54:18.872 Yeah, yeah, there's lots of them. 54:19.193 --> 54:19.813 Okay, good. 54:20.914 --> 54:21.515 Glad to see that. 54:21.535 --> 54:22.195 Glad we settled that. 54:22.215 --> 54:24.618 I thought we were confused. 54:25.118 --> 54:25.638 He's immune. 54:26.039 --> 54:29.202 Okay Douglas, I don't know if you've heard this competition before but it's very easy. 54:29.562 --> 54:35.727 I'm just going to read out ten band names and after each one you have to tell me whether you think the band is real or rubs. 54:36.288 --> 54:36.568 Okay. 54:36.708 --> 54:38.569 Okay, so you just say real or rubs. 54:38.849 --> 54:39.930 Now five of them are real. 54:40.750 --> 54:45.512 I got them from the NME gig listings and five of them I made up using my brain. 54:46.673 --> 54:47.153 Are you ready? 54:47.714 --> 54:48.454 I am ready, yeah. 54:48.594 --> 54:48.994 Here we go. 54:53.596 --> 54:54.077 Number one. 54:55.597 --> 54:56.258 Basteroid. 54:58.019 --> 54:58.579 Basteroid. 54:58.879 --> 55:01.820 I think that's quite good, so I think it's real. 55:02.761 --> 55:03.261 Number two. 55:04.202 --> 55:05.002 One minute holiday. 55:06.189 --> 55:08.449 One minute holiday, eh, Robson. 55:09.610 --> 55:10.170 Number three. 55:11.270 --> 55:11.990 Angry monk. 55:13.130 --> 55:14.770 Ahem, real. 55:15.631 --> 55:16.151 Number four. 55:17.231 --> 55:18.391 Blue thatcher. 55:19.411 --> 55:19.731 Real. 55:20.952 --> 55:21.592 Number five. 55:22.632 --> 55:23.792 My dear stalker. 55:25.912 --> 55:26.172 Real. 55:27.333 --> 55:27.833 Number six. 55:28.733 --> 55:30.273 Send more paramedics. 55:31.173 --> 55:31.613 Robson. 55:33.294 --> 55:34.934 Number seven. 55:34.974 --> 55:35.554 Jihadaway. 55:42.267 --> 55:42.547 Number 8. 55:42.787 --> 55:45.209 The Delighted Pessaries. 55:45.369 --> 55:47.671 Real. 55:48.271 --> 55:48.632 Number 9. 55:49.773 --> 55:50.973 President Evil. 55:51.894 --> 55:54.116 Yeah, real. 55:55.497 --> 55:55.757 Number 10. 55:55.797 --> 55:56.738 Jimmy Big... What? 55:56.818 --> 55:57.478 Number 10. 55:57.899 --> 55:58.859 Jimmy Big Nuts. 55:58.979 --> 55:59.760 Jimmy Big Nuts? 55:59.780 --> 56:03.042 Yeah, Big Nuts with her Z at the end. 56:20.183 --> 56:24.584 Well Doug, you scored a quite impressive six out of ten there. 56:24.604 --> 56:25.004 Six? 56:25.344 --> 56:27.445 That's kind of, is that a pass? 56:27.465 --> 56:28.545 Here's the ones you got wrong. 56:28.565 --> 56:29.345 Okay. 56:29.625 --> 56:32.846 My dear stalker, you thought that was real, that's rubs. 56:33.186 --> 56:34.946 That's rubs, that's one from your brain. 56:35.026 --> 56:35.806 That's from my brain. 56:36.586 --> 56:40.827 Number six, send more paramedics, you thought that was rubs, that's a real band. 56:41.570 --> 56:42.870 Ten more paramedics. 56:43.250 --> 56:45.871 Jihadaway, you correctly identified as being rubbish. 56:48.412 --> 56:50.772 Number eight, The Delighted Pessaries. 56:51.312 --> 56:53.793 No one has yet come up with that name. 56:54.013 --> 56:54.613 That's rubs. 56:54.953 --> 56:55.493 That's rubs? 56:55.513 --> 56:56.333 Did I say real for them? 56:56.353 --> 56:57.494 You thought that was real. 56:58.054 --> 57:02.375 And Jimmy Bignuts, I think we both know that that's rubs. 57:03.953 --> 57:05.074 That was my favourite one. 57:05.494 --> 57:06.795 Jimmy Big Nuts is the best. 57:06.835 --> 57:08.917 That's the best band they've ever made. 57:08.977 --> 57:11.599 With a Z at the end though, okay. 57:11.619 --> 57:13.341 So that means he doesn't actually have big nuts. 57:13.961 --> 57:14.782 No, he's got big nuts. 57:15.342 --> 57:15.963 Big nuts. 57:16.183 --> 57:17.324 It's not rude. 57:17.744 --> 57:18.365 It's not rude. 57:19.206 --> 57:22.308 But you did sufficiently well for us to award you a prize. 57:23.249 --> 57:24.210 Did he beat Kate? 57:24.570 --> 57:26.592 He beat Kate badly with a big stick. 57:26.612 --> 57:27.412 You spank Kate. 57:27.673 --> 57:32.196 Do you want a copy of The Complete Black Books on DVD series 1, 2 and 3? 57:33.197 --> 57:34.398 That would be fantastic. 57:34.498 --> 57:35.658 Yeah, it's a great show. 57:35.678 --> 57:37.159 I would like a brilliant show. 57:37.419 --> 57:38.159 On its way to you. 57:38.259 --> 57:40.020 Thanks very much, indeed, Doug, for your call. 57:40.080 --> 57:46.422 Yeah, and Doug, maybe if you form a band one day, you might come up with an equally silly name. 57:46.902 --> 57:48.223 I'm going to steal Jimmy Big Nutz. 57:48.563 --> 57:49.343 Yeah, do it. 57:51.104 --> 57:51.784 Thanks for calling. 57:51.804 --> 57:52.465 Thanks for listening. 57:52.845 --> 57:53.405 Cheers, guys. 57:53.645 --> 57:54.906 Bye. 57:55.526 --> 57:57.067 OK, that was Doug on the phone there. 57:57.247 --> 58:00.688 And before he came on air, he requested this one from ZZ Top. 58:05.913 --> 58:08.314 What a fantastic set of adverts, don't you think, Adam? 58:08.414 --> 58:09.835 Something to think about for everybody. 58:09.895 --> 58:11.856 Yeah, something to spend money on for everybody. 58:12.056 --> 58:12.517 Exactly. 58:12.597 --> 58:15.058 This is Adam and Joe on XFM London's 104.9. 58:15.318 --> 58:16.038 Chris is on the line. 58:16.079 --> 58:16.599 Hello, Chris. 58:17.059 --> 58:17.339 Hello. 58:17.639 --> 58:18.220 How are you doing? 58:18.660 --> 58:19.160 Yeah, I'm good. 58:19.440 --> 58:20.681 How are you feeling medically? 58:21.481 --> 58:22.222 Medically? 58:23.082 --> 58:23.483 Symptoms? 58:24.823 --> 58:28.965 I just want to know, is your body functioning completely, completely on top of its game? 58:29.386 --> 58:31.047 No, my neck's locked on Thursday. 58:31.087 --> 58:32.687 I had to go to the chiropractor. 58:32.828 --> 58:34.188 Right, your neck locked? 58:34.729 --> 58:35.229 Locked up. 58:36.471 --> 58:37.752 Right, that sounds terrible. 58:37.772 --> 58:38.713 Has it been unlocked now? 58:39.253 --> 58:40.294 It's unlocked now, yeah. 58:40.314 --> 58:42.136 Right, so you are feeling absolutely fine. 58:42.436 --> 58:43.077 I am now, yeah. 58:43.097 --> 58:43.878 Tip top condition? 58:44.178 --> 58:44.378 Yeah. 58:44.718 --> 58:46.260 Yeah, waterworks working okay? 58:46.740 --> 58:47.040 Yeah. 58:47.260 --> 58:47.681 Regular? 58:50.163 --> 58:50.924 Well, you know. 58:51.264 --> 58:51.604 Solids? 58:51.924 --> 58:52.645 Passing solids? 58:53.025 --> 58:53.266 Yeah. 58:53.626 --> 58:54.747 Yeah, how's the complexion? 58:55.548 --> 58:55.728 Good. 58:56.288 --> 58:57.089 Any spots at all? 58:57.609 --> 58:57.850 No. 58:57.970 --> 58:59.131 Blackheads, have you checked the ears? 59:00.816 --> 59:02.557 Have you checked in your ears, Chris, recently? 59:03.157 --> 59:03.397 No. 59:03.838 --> 59:04.758 No, you haven't? 59:04.998 --> 59:08.801 Well, I'd have a look in there some before you go around boasting about the fact that you're some sort of a man-god. 59:10.582 --> 59:10.802 Yeah? 59:12.023 --> 59:12.403 I will. 59:12.423 --> 59:14.485 I'll get straight in there with the cotton buds tonight. 59:14.745 --> 59:16.686 And what would you like to request on the X-list? 59:16.706 --> 59:19.208 What classic XFM-type track do you want to hear? 59:19.933 --> 59:40.518 uh joy division i think uh love will tear us apart are you sure you don't want the uh paul young version of that i forgot he did one yeah and non-parlay that's the only album no parlay please non-parlay that's the only version i know but if you want to hear the original joy division then then it's your funeral what is what does he do with it 59:41.305 --> 59:41.786 Paul Young. 59:41.846 --> 59:44.049 He sings it and does it makes it a bit more jolly. 59:45.331 --> 59:46.333 He cheers it up a bit. 59:48.036 --> 59:50.320 Okay well here's the original Miserable version for you then. 59:50.500 --> 59:51.441 Thanks for calling Chris. 59:51.642 --> 59:52.243 Thanks a lot Chris. 59:53.624 --> 59:56.425 That was Joy Division with Love Will Tear Us Apart. 59:56.445 --> 59:58.285 This is Adam and Jo on XFM, London's 104.9. 59:59.586 --> 01:00:00.926 It's time for some Beastie Boys. 01:00:00.946 --> 01:00:06.468 Have you seen, I wonder, their movie, Adam, called, uh, Awesome Eye F-ing Shot That? 01:00:07.168 --> 01:00:08.008 No, I haven't. 01:00:08.488 --> 01:00:10.729 I've been put off by some slightly lukewarm reviews. 01:00:10.829 --> 01:00:12.650 The reviews say that it's a big mess. 01:00:13.030 --> 01:00:13.230 Yeah. 01:00:13.530 --> 01:00:25.360 Because it sounded like a brilliant idea, give like hundreds of people at your concert little TV cameras and then edit together all the footage for a sort of multi angle, multi experience view of your concert. 01:00:25.760 --> 01:00:30.564 But apparently it's a bit of a mess, you know, because I was if it had been a real set of raves. 01:00:30.825 --> 01:00:30.945 Hmm. 01:00:31.405 --> 01:00:38.074 I would have gone along because, you know, the beasties, I like them and everything, but I wouldn't hurt myself for any of them. 01:00:39.015 --> 01:00:48.247 And certainly sitting through a whole feature film of a concert of theirs, especially if it's a confusing mess, I would put that in the hurting myself category. 01:00:48.487 --> 01:00:51.210 Yeah, well, I think we should reserve judgment having not seen it. 01:00:51.270 --> 01:00:52.791 I'm going to buy it and check it out. 01:00:53.191 --> 01:00:54.753 And then if I don't like it, I'll chuck it out. 01:00:55.273 --> 01:00:57.135 Can you chuck it into my house? 01:00:57.175 --> 01:00:58.236 I'll chuck it into your bin. 01:00:58.256 --> 01:00:59.197 Yeah, I'll leave it in your bin. 01:00:59.737 --> 01:01:01.058 But this is the white label remix. 01:01:01.079 --> 01:01:02.940 This is a really good remix of Body Moving. 01:01:02.960 --> 01:01:03.761 This is the Beasties. 01:01:09.534 --> 01:01:10.495 Well, that's it for this week. 01:01:10.535 --> 01:01:16.119 Thanks to everybody who's texted and telephoned and requested things and won things. 01:01:16.400 --> 01:01:20.303 It's been an extraordinary program full of highs and lows. 01:01:21.164 --> 01:01:21.764 Hasn't it, Adam? 01:01:22.845 --> 01:01:25.407 It's something I'm going to carry with me for a long time. 01:01:25.467 --> 01:01:27.409 Yeah, like a horrible scar. 01:01:28.510 --> 01:01:30.932 A disfiguring scar. 01:01:31.052 --> 01:01:31.812 Like some wind. 01:01:32.773 --> 01:01:33.774 But we hope you've enjoyed it. 01:01:33.814 --> 01:01:37.857 And we'll be back at exactly the same time next week, 10 in the morning till one in the afternoon. 01:01:38.683 --> 01:01:45.087 And don't forget to stay tuned for me, Mick Rock, live from New York. 01:01:45.107 --> 01:01:50.471 I always remember the time that I met Mark Bolen. 01:01:51.091 --> 01:01:52.512 And I said to him, Mark. 01:01:54.393 --> 01:01:56.374 And he said, yeah. 01:01:57.855 --> 01:02:00.097 And I said, nothing. 01:02:01.558 --> 01:02:05.020 Mark Bolen, a legend and a gentleman. 01:02:06.212 --> 01:02:06.535 Cheerio!