WEBVTT 00:03.383 --> 00:18.048 Dirty pretty things there with bang bang you're dead before that you heard the Fratellis They're so hot right now with Chelsea dagger It's a song so amazingly enjoyable and good that you think they couldn't possibly Be good like that for the rest of their career. 00:18.068 --> 00:18.988 Could they hmm? 00:20.549 --> 00:21.349 That was Joe Cornish. 00:21.609 --> 00:22.530 This is Adam Buxton. 00:23.410 --> 00:24.311 Joe's very excited. 00:24.391 --> 00:26.372 Was that a grunt of extreme pleasure? 00:26.392 --> 00:26.552 No. 00:26.592 --> 00:29.234 It's just a grunt of waking up. 00:29.894 --> 00:30.414 Hello, listeners. 00:30.434 --> 00:33.116 Listen, there's something extraordinary happening in the next door studio. 00:33.416 --> 00:34.176 Like, genuinely. 00:34.216 --> 00:39.700 I don't know whether Marsha's already told people who've been listening, but one of the modern masters of modern music is in there. 00:40.060 --> 00:43.242 The frightening thing is, though, I think we might be being heard all around the studio. 00:43.302 --> 00:43.822 It's possible. 00:43.962 --> 00:45.343 So can they hear us? 00:45.383 --> 00:47.044 I don't think so, because they're doing a session in there. 00:47.784 --> 00:48.565 You've got to tell people who it is. 00:48.585 --> 00:50.325 Basically, Duncan from Blue. 00:50.345 --> 00:50.525 Duncan. 00:50.986 --> 00:54.527 Right, Duncan from Blue is in the Next Door studio. 00:54.547 --> 00:54.727 Yeah. 00:56.228 --> 00:56.468 Yeah. 00:56.688 --> 00:59.169 And he's the sexy one, in case you don't know about Blue. 00:59.349 --> 01:01.050 He's looking very sort of mean. 01:01.170 --> 01:02.430 He's dressed head to foot in black. 01:02.550 --> 01:03.011 In black? 01:03.211 --> 01:03.491 Yeah. 01:03.731 --> 01:06.552 Black jeans, a black shirt, open to between the nip nips. 01:06.812 --> 01:06.992 Mmm. 01:07.412 --> 01:10.134 And he's got, he's just very sexy, he's slightly stubbly. 01:11.374 --> 01:15.196 And he's got blonde highlights in his hair, and he's got... I've been watching him sing. 01:15.476 --> 01:15.696 Right. 01:15.916 --> 01:21.479 And when you can't actually hear the noise, which obviously is beautiful, it's amazing just to see what he does with his hands. 01:21.999 --> 01:23.499 Emoting, clasping his heart. 01:23.520 --> 01:23.960 No. 01:24.260 --> 01:25.120 Yeah, pointing. 01:25.240 --> 01:26.281 Just on a session. 01:26.361 --> 01:29.222 You know how boy band singers look bashful and look down and look up again? 01:29.242 --> 01:29.622 Yeah, yeah. 01:29.642 --> 01:31.063 He's been doing that even on a session. 01:31.423 --> 01:32.183 That's extraordinary. 01:32.203 --> 01:35.025 And he's in there with a with a really cool looking. 01:35.625 --> 01:36.505 Can I say posse? 01:37.045 --> 01:37.886 You could say posse. 01:38.386 --> 01:40.667 And they've got acoustic guitars. 01:40.867 --> 01:41.147 Yeah. 01:41.307 --> 01:42.067 You know, so it's real. 01:42.087 --> 01:43.488 This is from the heart what they're doing. 01:43.548 --> 01:47.930 And when he finished doing that song, he gave the mixer two thumbs up. 01:48.150 --> 01:48.350 Yeah. 01:48.650 --> 01:50.031 and slapped everyone on the shoulder. 01:50.251 --> 01:50.972 Double thumbs. 01:51.032 --> 01:51.732 Double thumbs. 01:51.772 --> 02:00.659 We might be watching a slice of music history from the next room because we've got a great big window through to the session room from our studio. 02:00.699 --> 02:08.084 I know, in the future when someone writes Duncan from Blues Biography, they might interview us about what we saw. 02:08.184 --> 02:08.644 Exactly. 02:09.205 --> 02:12.107 It's like watching Marvin Gaye or Kurt Cobain. 02:13.087 --> 02:13.848 Or the Cheeky Girls. 02:13.868 --> 02:14.749 A couple of differences. 02:14.909 --> 02:15.709 Or Lasketchup. 02:16.009 --> 02:17.431 It's like watching Lasketchup. 02:18.757 --> 02:19.697 Oh it's too exciting. 02:19.737 --> 02:28.740 So listen we're going to watch a bit more uh listeners and bring you the latest Duncan from Blue News because we know XFM listeners are crazy about Blue and you know really need to know what exactly what Duncan's up to. 02:29.020 --> 02:33.522 And we'll tell you more about what you can expect from this week's show after this one from McAlmont and Butler. 02:40.103 --> 02:40.984 Come on, keep moving. 02:41.604 --> 02:43.505 Keep moving along. 02:43.545 --> 02:44.226 Nothing to see here. 02:44.266 --> 02:44.746 Keep moving. 02:44.786 --> 02:45.146 Come on. 02:45.166 --> 02:46.547 It's a rush hour song. 02:46.968 --> 02:48.589 So I've heard some of Duncan's lyrics. 02:49.229 --> 02:50.890 I went next door and pushed open the door. 02:50.990 --> 02:53.452 If you've just tuned in, Duncan from Blue is doing a session next door to us. 02:53.472 --> 02:54.032 It's incredibly exciting. 02:54.052 --> 02:59.076 And you probably can't hear what we're saying, cos he might just come in and... I just stepped outside and checked that the radios are off. 02:59.776 --> 02:59.916 OK. 02:59.996 --> 03:01.297 Duncan, he wouldn't lamp us. 03:01.317 --> 03:01.978 Are you sure? 03:02.018 --> 03:06.220 Yeah, Duncan understands that if you're in a room next door to us, we can't... we cannot... 03:07.421 --> 03:36.474 resist taking the mickey yeah it's scientifically impossible not to he's rhymed street with feet that's fair enough he's rhymed park with spark i like that yeah and he's rhymed terrapin with leadening has he yeah he's likes his parents at the end he is it goes a bit weird at the end of his song you that the terrapin thing isn't real that's not true no actually duncan's left and now his session musicians are all sitting around probably struggling to 03:37.415 --> 03:38.636 make something out of what he's sung. 03:38.956 --> 03:42.561 To deal with what... To deal with, he just probably came in and just went... Just improvised some stuff. 03:42.581 --> 03:43.061 Right, that's it. 03:43.081 --> 03:43.822 Do what you can with it. 03:43.962 --> 03:44.623 I'll see you next week. 03:44.643 --> 03:45.004 Bye! 03:54.029 --> 03:54.670 Oh, God. 03:57.652 --> 03:58.953 In the back! 03:59.153 --> 04:00.854 That's how they all sound, don't they? 04:00.894 --> 04:01.794 That's the hit formula. 04:02.035 --> 04:04.056 Who's the other one that's successful from Blue? 04:05.237 --> 04:07.798 You know what, you're talking to the wrong man for Blue facts. 04:08.059 --> 04:09.379 The black guy, what's he called? 04:09.399 --> 04:11.101 Oh, man. 04:11.241 --> 04:11.541 Lee. 04:11.741 --> 04:13.943 No, Lee's the one with the high voice. 04:14.323 --> 04:17.505 I don't know, I thought they'd all been put down by the government, but no. 04:17.865 --> 04:19.986 I mean, I mean, just insulted by a politician. 04:20.466 --> 04:23.888 So this week, listeners, what an exciting show we have for you. 04:24.008 --> 04:24.829 Yes. 04:24.889 --> 04:33.693 Because not only do we have another round of our new competition, Rock and Reel or Rock and Rubs, which I think we'll play later on this hour. 04:33.873 --> 04:34.833 It was a smash last week. 04:34.953 --> 04:35.994 Absolute smash. 04:36.154 --> 04:38.635 I've been reading letters all this week from people. 04:38.655 --> 04:40.076 Yeah, you were being stopped in the street, weren't you? 04:40.096 --> 04:40.756 I was being stopped in the street. 04:40.776 --> 04:42.857 By crowds chanting, Rock and Rubs! 04:43.117 --> 04:43.898 Rock and Reel! 04:44.298 --> 04:44.518 Yeah. 04:44.538 --> 04:45.019 Is that true? 04:45.039 --> 04:45.719 That is true. 04:45.739 --> 04:50.443 A couple of bands opened up their set with a version of the song. 04:50.543 --> 04:52.144 People are going crazy, there's t-shirts already. 04:52.424 --> 04:54.286 T-shirts, internet phenomena. 04:54.306 --> 04:56.667 It's the most successful local radio competition. 04:56.687 --> 04:59.449 With 5 million hits a day the website's getting. 04:59.469 --> 04:59.930 5 million hits. 05:00.630 --> 05:05.633 our podcast shot straight to number one for an hour and then it went back down again to 12. 05:06.253 --> 05:09.615 But for that moment it was absolute sensation. 05:09.655 --> 05:11.036 Anyway we're going to be playing that competition. 05:11.416 --> 05:17.659 Just a reminder that all you have to do is guess which bands are real and which ones are rubs out of a list of 10. 05:18.199 --> 05:19.200 We'll do that in about 20 minutes. 05:19.540 --> 05:35.372 Yeah, the phone number 0 8 7 1 triple 2 1 0 4 9 0 8 7 1 triple 2 1 0 4 9 for any competition entries you can text us on 83 XFM and as prizes we've got tartan Asia extreme horror movies as one with a man with a sort of I don't know a bumpy face 05:37.293 --> 05:39.134 It's not called Bumpy Face Man, but it should be. 05:39.394 --> 05:40.074 What's happened to his face? 05:40.095 --> 05:40.735 It's called Premonition. 05:41.055 --> 05:41.996 Bumpy Face Man. 05:42.316 --> 05:47.919 And there's another one called Another Public Enemy with a couple of sexy, stylish Korean gentlemen on the front. 05:47.979 --> 05:52.662 Premonition, he's just got a piece of paper and wet it and scrunched it onto his head. 05:52.682 --> 05:54.243 He's got damp toilet roll on his face. 05:54.263 --> 05:55.684 Yeah, why doesn't he just wipe it off? 05:55.964 --> 05:56.985 That would solve his problem. 05:57.185 --> 05:59.146 Plus we've got Nighty Night Series 2. 05:59.667 --> 06:00.287 Hey, that's a good prize. 06:00.307 --> 06:01.608 Is that the good series, though? 06:02.368 --> 06:25.345 uh they're both good they're all good they're all good how many nights well there's only two so far i i think i don't know if she's doing a third but series two was fairly extreme that was the one that really was quite hardcore yeah so good prizes plus tickets to see placebo on the 9th of december that's a good prize one pair of tickets to see placebo very in demand tickets and a pair of tickets to see dj shadow at the brickston academy that'll be fantastic you can't see me because i'm a shadow 06:28.103 --> 06:28.663 That's what it's like. 06:28.683 --> 06:29.103 There he is. 06:29.363 --> 06:34.685 TJ Shadow, next I'm going to play something that you can't even hear because it's just an echo, an echo, an echo. 06:34.705 --> 06:37.166 Ah, it doesn't sound like a very good gig. 06:37.366 --> 06:39.967 It's not a very good gig the way I'm doing it, but he does it much better. 06:39.987 --> 06:44.429 Uh, also I'm going to be reviewing something I haven't seen yet. 06:44.749 --> 06:46.509 That's an old feature that we used to do years ago. 06:46.850 --> 06:47.050 Right. 06:47.310 --> 06:48.170 That I'm bringing back. 06:48.610 --> 06:50.071 Um, might do that fairly shortly. 06:50.171 --> 06:51.371 Review for something I haven't seen yet. 06:51.991 --> 06:53.452 And, uh, also I'm going to be 06:53.852 --> 06:57.253 I'm going to be unveiling a phone call that I made to McVitie's to the Jaffa Cakes. 06:57.273 --> 06:58.393 Oh, this is exciting stuff, yeah. 06:58.734 --> 07:00.754 Cos Joe and I are, would you say, obsessed? 07:00.794 --> 07:01.294 Not obsessed. 07:01.314 --> 07:06.936 We're obsessed with Jaffa's cakes and we're obsessed with the fact that Jaffa cakes say on the side that they're recommended by sports nutritionists. 07:07.276 --> 07:09.337 If you're in the shops today, check out Jaffa Cakes. 07:09.597 --> 07:13.018 There's a panel on the side that says recommended by sports nutritionists. 07:13.078 --> 07:18.820 Not only that, but it says on the bottom of the packet, in fairly small writing, Jaffa-holics anonymous. 07:19.620 --> 07:25.542 If you have a problem, call in the strictest confidence this number, and then it gives you a couple of numbers underneath. 07:26.262 --> 07:27.562 And so I called the number. 07:27.782 --> 07:29.763 And you'll hear what happened later on in the show. 07:29.783 --> 07:30.043 A bit later. 07:30.143 --> 07:30.683 It's exciting. 07:30.903 --> 07:31.463 So stay tuned. 07:31.563 --> 07:32.504 Stay tuned, absolutely. 07:32.524 --> 07:35.004 Here's a free play right now, the first of our free plays this week. 07:35.764 --> 07:36.445 This is Ween. 07:36.725 --> 07:41.466 This is from their album White Pepper, and it's called Exactly Where I'm At. 07:41.506 --> 07:42.766 This is Adam and Joe on XFM. 07:42.906 --> 07:43.506 Stay tuned. 07:46.718 --> 07:48.440 That's Wien with Exactly Where I'm At. 07:48.460 --> 07:49.781 This is Adam and Joe on XFM. 07:50.201 --> 07:54.405 Now we want you to call now if you want to enter our competition, Rock and Reel or Rock and Rubs. 07:54.445 --> 07:55.566 The number is 0 8 7 1 2 2 2 1 0 4 9 0 8 7 1 2 2 2 1 0 4 9. 08:00.570 --> 08:11.861 And if you perform sufficiently impressively in Rock and Reel or Rock and Rubs, you could win like a prize, a free thing and we'd send it to you and you could watch it or sell it. 08:12.521 --> 08:13.582 or just popping in the bin. 08:14.062 --> 08:16.084 But don't be nervous about entering either. 08:16.144 --> 08:17.485 It's a very easy competition. 08:17.525 --> 08:23.829 All you've got to do is guess which emerging band names are real and which are rubs. 08:24.890 --> 08:25.410 Simple as that. 08:26.171 --> 08:27.892 Oh, it's 7-1-2-2-1-0-4-9. 08:28.252 --> 08:29.193 Couldn't be more simple. 08:29.573 --> 08:30.754 Couldn't be more simple. 08:30.874 --> 08:33.856 Couldn't be as simple as what it is. 08:33.916 --> 08:34.957 Don't be careful. 08:37.118 --> 08:38.519 OK, we'll be back after these. 08:39.680 --> 08:40.180 XFM. 08:43.041 --> 09:04.435 it's all lies adam it's all lies but i don't understand nice things are lies what if you see something nice it's a lie underneath it is horrible but i thought she was having fun and everything was nice no children are mugging old ladies crack hoes and their pimpees are selling their pits on the streets 09:05.496 --> 09:06.457 I didn't realise. 09:06.837 --> 09:08.339 I thought everything was fine out there. 09:08.359 --> 09:08.839 No it's not. 09:08.879 --> 09:11.061 It's horrible and the coppers have taken away her license. 09:11.081 --> 09:11.862 The filth even. 09:12.102 --> 09:12.823 The filth. 09:13.043 --> 09:13.884 The pigs. 09:14.845 --> 09:16.006 So she's riding her bike. 09:16.606 --> 09:17.527 She's riding her bike. 09:17.547 --> 09:19.309 I wonder if she's riding it recklessly. 09:19.649 --> 09:20.049 Probably. 09:20.169 --> 09:20.770 I bet she is. 09:20.810 --> 09:25.294 I bet it's one of those tiny bikes and she's just weaving in and out of the traffic without a helmet on. 09:25.474 --> 09:26.555 A little chopper. 09:26.575 --> 09:27.376 A tiny chopper? 09:27.616 --> 09:28.637 She's got a little chopper. 09:28.917 --> 09:54.073 a little chopper and she's not stopping at the lights no she's just going out and she's not even she's going the wrong way up one way streets up up the chopper and up the chopper it's a shame hey this is adam and joe on xfm good morning good saturday morning it's a bit too early really if you're in bed uh your brain's awake but your body's asleep i'd go back to sleep i mean it's a miserable day it's all gray and windy uh so what hello 09:54.733 --> 09:56.115 Yeah, you carry it. 09:56.195 --> 09:57.236 I've got nothing else to say. 09:57.256 --> 09:58.057 I'm running out of words. 09:58.297 --> 10:00.059 There's some sort of crisis in the studio. 10:00.159 --> 10:03.162 I thought we were going to do the competition now, but we're not going to do it right now. 10:03.443 --> 10:03.683 What? 10:03.703 --> 10:05.225 We're going to do it after the next song. 10:05.245 --> 10:05.765 Xanthi? 10:06.086 --> 10:07.207 It's not Xanthi's fault. 10:07.771 --> 10:08.632 It is, look at her. 10:08.652 --> 10:09.872 She's got a nice pink top. 10:10.473 --> 10:11.373 She has that, yeah. 10:11.994 --> 10:14.576 That was really, that was one of the most sexist things I've ever said. 10:14.716 --> 10:14.976 Wow. 10:17.137 --> 10:23.241 So the competition is coming up, it's called Rock and Rubs, or Rock and Reel, you have to guess what band names are real and what are rubs. 10:23.601 --> 10:24.182 It's a good one. 10:24.602 --> 10:29.465 It's fantastic, and it's relatively easy as well, so if you're lucky enough to get through, you're more or less guaranteed a prize. 10:29.485 --> 10:30.146 Do we still need callers? 10:30.506 --> 10:32.808 No, no, we've got, we've got, we just have to call someone back. 10:33.168 --> 10:34.749 Yeah, but we just didn't call them back. 10:34.809 --> 10:35.489 It was, uh... 10:36.610 --> 10:37.591 Too busy looking pretty. 10:41.255 --> 10:42.857 That was a joke that time. 10:43.357 --> 10:46.100 The first time I genuinely meant that she had it. 10:46.140 --> 10:47.722 Well, I'm getting into terrible trouble here. 10:47.742 --> 10:49.203 I'm going to play some New York Dolls. 10:50.831 --> 11:10.401 mock rock the new york dolls um i watched fantastic i'm joking that's what bob harris said about the new york dolls when they first appeared on the test i saw a great film about uh um one of the new york dolls killer kane arthur killer kane he was the bass player and it's an amazing story because it tracks the fact that um after the new york dolls broke up 11:11.181 --> 11:15.784 Arthur Killer Kane was very bitter about the fact that, you know, they broke up so quickly. 11:16.185 --> 11:21.889 They were only together for a couple of years before they were ripped apart by the twin terrors of drink and drugs. 11:22.589 --> 11:31.756 And, you know, David Johansson, the lead singer, went on to have much more success than poor old Arthur Killer Kane, who ended up working in a Mormon library in LA. 11:32.176 --> 11:35.919 Anyway, this amazing documentary, which is called New York Doll, and I highly recommend it, 11:36.559 --> 11:45.304 charts the fact that he was pulled out of obscurity once again for one final gig with the New York Dolls at Morrissey's Meltdown, because Morrissey was like the biggest New York Dolls fan ever in the world. 11:45.744 --> 11:59.433 And so this really sweet guy, Arthur Killer Kane, who's tortured by bitterness and dreams of what could have been, gets to have his wish and go and play at the Royal Festival Hall, this amazing gig, which was brilliant. 11:59.453 --> 12:00.353 They played a blinder. 12:00.893 --> 12:02.975 And then 22 days later, he died. 12:03.755 --> 12:21.467 went back to the states was diagnosed with leukemia and two hours after he was diagnosed he was dead it's such a sad but strangely uplifting story and i really recommended new york doll anyway sorry about that little tangent it's is everyone depressed now should we play a competition okay here we go 12:22.828 --> 12:25.631 Rock n' Reel or Rock n' Rubs? 12:25.691 --> 12:29.094 Are the bands real or are they just rubbish? 12:29.174 --> 12:31.856 Rock n' Reel or Rock n' Rubs? 12:32.036 --> 12:34.558 Are they real or are they rubs? 12:35.419 --> 12:36.860 Yes, it's time for the competition. 12:37.121 --> 12:38.722 Rock and... What's it called? 12:38.782 --> 12:40.363 Rock n' Reel or Rock n' Rubs? 12:40.924 --> 12:41.785 Yeah, yeah. 12:41.925 --> 12:44.387 It's a catchy title and we've got a contestant on the line. 12:44.667 --> 12:46.349 What's the contestant's name, Xanthi? 12:47.208 --> 12:48.528 Matthew hello Matthew. 12:48.949 --> 12:49.429 Good morning. 12:49.449 --> 12:49.949 How are you? 12:50.529 --> 12:50.929 I'm fine. 12:50.969 --> 12:51.549 Thanks Matthew. 12:51.609 --> 12:52.029 How are you? 12:53.310 --> 12:55.050 Yeah More detail mate. 12:55.070 --> 12:55.390 Come on. 12:55.550 --> 12:56.471 More to chew on. 12:56.611 --> 12:59.592 I'm sitting in a car on the A3 right now. 12:59.612 --> 13:00.152 Right. 13:00.792 --> 13:01.512 Where are you going? 13:02.732 --> 13:04.413 I'm going to a mate's house right now. 13:04.773 --> 13:06.955 Why are you going to a mate's house in there? 13:07.235 --> 13:08.716 Well, just for the hell of it, eh? 13:09.056 --> 13:09.437 Really? 13:09.517 --> 13:10.517 Because I can, I think, eh? 13:10.537 --> 13:12.599 You've got kind of a freewheeling accent there. 13:12.619 --> 13:13.400 You sound very rich. 13:13.420 --> 13:15.541 Are you very, very rich, Matthew? 13:16.142 --> 13:16.822 I wish I was, eh? 13:16.862 --> 13:18.103 What kind of a car are you driving? 13:19.024 --> 13:19.824 BMW. 13:19.984 --> 13:20.405 You see? 13:20.425 --> 13:21.285 I knew it. 13:21.445 --> 13:22.266 I knew it. 13:22.346 --> 13:23.107 What do you do for a living? 13:23.267 --> 13:25.669 Are you wearing salmon pink corduroys? 13:25.989 --> 13:26.389 Oh, no, no. 13:26.509 --> 13:28.551 I'm wearing a pair of cocky pants, actually. 13:28.751 --> 13:30.432 Are you friends with Duncan from Blue? 13:31.353 --> 13:32.274 No, no. 13:32.434 --> 13:33.254 No, no. 13:33.354 --> 13:34.095 Or Duncan Goodhue? 13:34.799 --> 13:36.040 No, I promise you I'm not, eh? 13:36.321 --> 13:38.002 And how's your rock knowledge? 13:38.042 --> 13:42.446 Do you think you're going to be able to... Well, I consider myself to be a bit of a rock here then, I think. 13:42.666 --> 13:43.107 What's your angle? 13:43.127 --> 13:44.088 Are you slightly South African? 13:44.108 --> 13:45.028 Yeah, I am, yes. 13:45.249 --> 13:45.849 Ah, there we go. 13:45.909 --> 13:47.971 So you're not just slightly South African, you are South African. 13:48.151 --> 13:48.832 Oh, kind of, yeah. 13:48.852 --> 13:49.573 Probably, well. 13:49.653 --> 13:50.734 That's cool, well done. 13:51.695 --> 13:53.056 Okay, are you ready for this competition then? 13:53.476 --> 13:53.996 Yeah, I am. 13:54.056 --> 13:54.657 Yes, I am, yeah. 14:23.596 --> 14:26.679 No, you've explained that 100% down the middle. 14:26.819 --> 14:28.480 Hey Matthew, what's your target score? 14:28.500 --> 14:29.741 What are you looking to score? 14:29.801 --> 14:30.902 I get 10 out of 10, eh? 14:31.162 --> 14:32.023 You're going to get 10 out of 10? 14:32.103 --> 14:33.064 I want to get 10 out of 10. 14:33.324 --> 14:37.127 Well, I'll tell you, if you get over 7 out of 10, then you're eligible for a prize. 14:37.687 --> 14:39.268 Is that how it goes down? 14:39.288 --> 14:40.409 I've decided that's how it goes down. 14:40.429 --> 14:41.130 That's Ruth's magic. 14:41.150 --> 14:42.331 That's really nice of you, thanks. 14:42.451 --> 14:44.012 Yeah, there's no Ruth's here. 14:44.112 --> 14:46.374 OK, are you ready to play rock and roll or rock and roll? 14:46.594 --> 14:47.495 Here we go. 14:49.877 --> 14:50.097 Number 1. 14:50.197 --> 14:51.858 Oh no, not him. 14:54.520 --> 14:54.760 Matthew? 14:54.780 --> 14:55.400 No, I say rubs. 14:56.221 --> 14:56.781 He says rubs. 14:57.141 --> 14:57.401 Yeah. 14:57.942 --> 15:00.823 Number two, Fury of the Headteachers. 15:01.763 --> 15:02.383 Yeah, rock. 15:03.244 --> 15:03.884 I'll say that's real. 15:05.525 --> 15:08.746 Number three, Volt the Atomizer. 15:08.766 --> 15:12.848 What's that? 15:13.448 --> 15:14.269 Um, rubs. 15:15.589 --> 15:17.670 Number four, The Mulattoes. 15:18.431 --> 15:19.351 Yeah, rock, real. 15:20.711 --> 15:21.291 Number 5. 15:22.151 --> 15:24.432 The United Kingdom of America. 15:24.452 --> 15:25.092 Number 6. 15:25.192 --> 15:29.333 If I said you had a beautiful body, would you bury it close to me? 15:29.353 --> 15:29.473 Number 7. 15:29.533 --> 15:30.153 Lady Fuzz. 15:30.893 --> 15:31.053 Number 8. 15:49.847 --> 16:02.762 Filthy Pedro and Thee Intolerable Kid Number 9 Memorex Harrison Number 10 Hecate Enthroned 16:11.380 --> 16:11.820 There you go. 16:11.840 --> 16:13.822 That concludes rock and reel or rock and roll. 16:13.962 --> 16:17.466 I can tell you there that you scored seven out of ten. 16:17.486 --> 16:19.487 Congratulations. 16:19.668 --> 16:23.631 Are you going to tell them which ones you got right or wrong or is someone else going to play later and try and beat that score? 16:24.352 --> 16:26.934 I think someone else should play later. 16:26.954 --> 16:28.375 I'm just talking to Adam, Matthew. 16:28.415 --> 16:28.676 Sorry. 16:29.196 --> 16:31.458 Yeah, because we might run out of stuff to do in the last hour. 16:31.478 --> 16:32.479 Well, I've got a different one. 16:32.519 --> 16:34.060 You see, I've got a whole new one as well. 16:34.261 --> 16:35.161 Oh, blooming hedge. 16:35.842 --> 16:36.082 Go on then. 16:36.102 --> 16:37.784 I think we should tell him, because otherwise people would just forget. 16:37.804 --> 16:39.205 OK, we're going to put you out of your misery, Matthew. 16:39.445 --> 16:39.505 OK. 16:39.525 --> 16:39.605 OK. 16:39.625 --> 16:39.665 OK. 16:39.685 --> 16:39.725 OK. 16:39.745 --> 16:39.785 OK. 16:39.845 --> 16:39.925 OK. 16:40.406 --> 16:40.506 OK. 16:40.746 --> 16:40.846 OK. 16:41.226 --> 16:41.327 OK. 16:41.347 --> 16:41.407 OK. 16:41.487 --> 16:41.587 OK. 16:41.607 --> 16:41.927 OK. 16:41.947 --> 16:42.047 OK. 16:42.227 --> 16:42.307 OK. 16:42.327 --> 16:42.367 OK. 16:42.568 --> 16:42.648 OK. 16:42.728 --> 16:42.768 OK. 16:42.788 --> 16:42.828 OK. 16:42.848 --> 16:42.888 OK. 16:42.908 --> 16:42.988 OK. 16:43.008 --> 16:43.128 OK. 16:43.268 --> 16:43.428 OK. 16:43.448 --> 16:43.528 OK. 16:43.568 --> 16:43.628 OK. 16:43.648 --> 16:43.689 OK. 16:43.709 --> 16:43.749 OK. 16:43.769 --> 16:43.849 OK. 16:43.909 --> 16:43.989 OK. 16:44.009 --> 16:44.209 OK. 16:44.269 --> 16:44.389 OK. 16:44.910 --> 16:44.970 OK. 16:44.990 --> 16:45.030 OK. 16:45.050 --> 16:45.130 OK. 16:45.150 --> 16:45.190 OK. 16:45.210 --> 16:45.250 OK. 16:45.470 --> 16:45.550 OK. 16:45.570 --> 16:45.610 OK. 16:45.650 --> 16:45.730 OK. 16:45.750 --> 16:45.810 OK. 16:45.850 --> 16:45.930 OK. 16:45.950 --> 16:46.171 OK. 16:46.191 --> 16:46.611 OK. 16:46.671 --> 16:46.711 OK. 16:46.751 --> 16:46.831 OK. 16:46.871 --> 16:46.911 OK. 17:00.262 --> 17:16.458 number five the united kingdom of america deal with that tony b liar and george bush that's a real band you thought that was rubs uh if i said you had a beautiful body would you bury it close to me you correctly identified that as rubs lady fuzz they're real 17:17.179 --> 17:20.260 Filthy Pedro and the Intolerable Kid, the spelt T-H-E-E. 17:21.060 --> 17:21.541 They're real. 17:21.861 --> 17:23.761 Memorex Harrison, they're not real. 17:24.141 --> 17:25.802 Hecate Enthroned, they're real. 17:26.462 --> 17:27.202 All of which you guessed. 17:27.383 --> 17:28.643 So congratulations, Matthew. 17:28.983 --> 17:30.364 You are a prize winner. 17:30.384 --> 17:31.164 Which prize would you like? 17:31.204 --> 17:31.664 Joe, what's he got? 17:31.684 --> 17:33.265 I'd love to do the yellow tickets, sir. 17:33.545 --> 17:34.365 Oh yeah, good one. 17:34.805 --> 17:35.125 There you go. 17:35.165 --> 17:36.086 He knew exactly what he wanted. 17:36.106 --> 17:36.906 He's actually been listening. 17:36.966 --> 17:37.246 Yeah. 17:37.906 --> 17:38.206 There you go. 17:38.226 --> 17:42.007 A pair of tickets to see DJ Shadow on the 15th of December at the Carling Academy, Brixton. 17:42.048 --> 17:43.108 Can you make that date, Matthew? 17:43.228 --> 17:44.748 In your BMW. 17:48.370 --> 17:50.230 So Matthew, thank you so much for calling in. 17:50.250 --> 17:51.011 You were fantastic. 17:51.051 --> 17:51.851 Have a great weekend. 17:52.811 --> 17:53.491 We'll be back shortly. 17:58.342 --> 18:00.943 Yeah, that was Valerie by the Zutons. 18:01.224 --> 18:05.946 That's the second single from the Liverpool Quintet's second album, Tired of Hanging Around. 18:05.986 --> 18:08.447 This is Adam and Joe on XFM London's 104.99999. 18:08.748 --> 18:13.630 London, London, London, London, London, London, London. 18:17.452 --> 18:20.795 OK, now I'm going to do a review for something I haven't seen yet. 18:20.855 --> 18:21.195 Terrific. 18:21.255 --> 18:24.517 Is it going to be a film or a concert or something else? 18:24.657 --> 18:25.478 It's going to be a film. 18:25.738 --> 18:26.118 A film? 18:26.318 --> 18:27.259 Yeah. 18:27.479 --> 18:30.481 It's going to be a review for the film through a scanner darkly. 18:30.881 --> 18:34.303 Right, it's just called a scanner darkly, I think the film is, isn't it? 18:34.403 --> 18:35.384 I wouldn't know, I haven't seen it. 18:35.684 --> 18:36.344 Well, fair enough. 18:37.105 --> 18:38.246 Is it called a scanner darkly? 18:38.366 --> 18:38.546 Yeah. 18:38.886 --> 18:39.527 OK, there you go. 18:39.747 --> 18:42.951 A scanner darkly... And it's directed by Richard Linklater. 18:43.051 --> 18:44.613 Linklater, Linklater. 18:44.873 --> 18:46.915 And it's all got cartooning on the top. 18:47.095 --> 18:54.424 A while ago I saw a very brief mention of this film in a paper, but since then the only research I've done is looking at the poster. 18:54.544 --> 18:56.947 Well you're in a perfect position to give it a thorough review. 18:57.127 --> 18:57.848 Yeah, here we go. 19:00.256 --> 19:16.051 Apparently, through a scanner darkly is, sorry, a scanner darkly is a sci-fi fantasy set in a dystopian future where the boundaries between fantasy and reality have become blurred by weird drugs given to people by the government or something like that. 19:17.771 --> 19:20.532 Oh no, he's got his pieces of paper confused. 19:20.953 --> 19:22.593 That was going so professionally. 19:22.934 --> 19:30.057 To be honest, listeners, I was a bit intimidated by the speed and confidence with which Adam launched into that sketch style review. 19:30.377 --> 19:36.340 But now the whole thing's gone tits up and he looks like a complete arse wipe because he's lost his pieces of paper. 19:36.360 --> 19:42.703 I can tell you, I, the one who hasn't done any work and hasn't prepared anything, am looking pretty good. 19:43.423 --> 19:48.647 having done nothing, and Adam having made some work but now getting all confused, is looking like a knobbo. 19:48.667 --> 19:49.528 Do you know what happened? 19:49.688 --> 19:49.908 What? 19:51.189 --> 19:53.751 I didn't print out the final page. 19:54.813 --> 19:55.193 Brilliant. 19:56.294 --> 19:57.594 You are delighted, aren't you? 19:57.634 --> 19:58.595 I'm so delighted. 19:58.635 --> 19:59.095 You are delighted. 19:59.115 --> 20:00.776 It serves you right for doing some work. 20:00.896 --> 20:02.476 Serves you right for caring. 20:02.516 --> 20:04.037 Serves you right for caring. 20:04.878 --> 20:05.158 You know? 20:05.178 --> 20:07.239 So there we go. 20:07.319 --> 20:10.200 And next week, I can't even do it next week because it'll be so pathetic. 20:10.320 --> 20:11.300 No it won't, no it won't. 20:11.521 --> 20:12.301 Everyone will have forgotten. 20:12.461 --> 20:12.681 Really? 20:12.721 --> 20:13.261 Well done, man. 20:13.321 --> 20:15.482 You know, I'm sure it would have been really funny. 20:15.522 --> 20:17.263 Can you remember anything of it? 20:17.903 --> 20:20.585 I could probably paraphrase it, but I took ages to write it. 20:20.605 --> 20:21.105 I bet you did. 20:24.071 --> 20:26.013 Oh, but it's the thought that counts. 20:26.153 --> 20:27.515 And that's all we can cling on to. 20:27.535 --> 20:33.321 Well, listen, I've prepared more stuff that I actually did bring with me, including my call to McVitie's about Jaffa cakes. 20:33.882 --> 20:36.845 That's coming up in the next hour here on the Adam and Jo radio show. 20:36.885 --> 20:38.506 I've prepared some stuff as well, listeners. 20:39.127 --> 20:40.168 I left it at home as well. 20:40.248 --> 20:41.590 I forgot to print it. 20:41.610 --> 20:42.671 The cat ate it. 20:43.652 --> 20:45.414 Also, I want to talk about security measures. 20:45.974 --> 20:46.274 OK. 20:46.555 --> 20:52.859 Well, I'd get rid of that jazz music in the background, because security measures are nothing to do with a jazz attitude. 20:53.219 --> 20:54.920 In fact, I'd say they're the opposite to jazz. 20:55.281 --> 20:56.562 No, this is security jazz. 20:56.782 --> 20:57.762 Is it security jazz? 20:57.782 --> 20:58.783 Very uptight jazz? 20:58.843 --> 20:59.884 Yeah, it's absolutely fine. 20:59.924 --> 21:01.405 Very thoroughly screened jazz. 21:01.525 --> 21:11.173 I just, you know, with all the misery that's been going on this week at the airports and stuff and the high terror alert and everything, I was thinking of some new security measures that maybe they could implement. 21:11.493 --> 21:17.137 Anyway, we'll talk about all that in the second hour here on XFM, but before that we have adverts and of course the news. 21:17.738 --> 21:18.638 We'll be back very soon. 21:19.779 --> 21:20.260 XFM. 21:24.195 --> 21:30.880 Crikey, that nice harmonious note at the end only just compensates for the rock washing machine that was the rest of that track. 21:30.900 --> 21:32.041 That's a smash. 21:32.161 --> 21:34.783 The view from the afternoon, that's the Arctic Monkeys. 21:35.544 --> 21:38.146 And that's the fourth single to be taken from the chef. 21:38.166 --> 21:42.369 They could release every single one of those songs because they're all amazing on that album. 21:42.729 --> 21:45.851 And I would imagine that they intend to do so as well. 21:45.891 --> 21:47.593 This is Adam and Joe on XFM. 21:48.053 --> 21:48.553 Now, of course, 21:49.734 --> 21:56.379 Unless you were living under a rock this week, you would have been aware of the fact that we are now. 21:56.399 --> 22:00.042 Are we currently at the critical threat alert level? 22:00.082 --> 22:02.303 Yeah, Britain is at the critical threat alert level. 22:02.503 --> 22:06.206 So there are five, could you name the five alert levels, Joe? 22:06.306 --> 22:06.546 Yeah. 22:07.087 --> 22:10.329 Level, does it go one to five or five to one? 22:10.389 --> 22:11.770 Is one the most or least threatening? 22:12.891 --> 22:13.611 What order do you want? 22:13.691 --> 22:15.192 I would say one is the least threatening. 22:15.473 --> 22:15.773 Okay. 22:16.433 --> 22:18.335 Level one is Saal Kool. 22:19.656 --> 22:22.662 It's just s-apostrophe-a-double-l-k-o-double-l. 22:22.802 --> 22:23.844 Saal kool. 22:24.144 --> 22:25.587 Just means everything's cool, it's all cool. 22:26.048 --> 22:27.310 Said in a Rastafarian accent. 22:27.551 --> 22:29.174 Saal kool is number one. 22:29.875 --> 22:31.157 Number two is what? 22:33.436 --> 22:35.177 It's just WHAT with a question mark. 22:35.217 --> 22:36.758 What? 22:36.958 --> 22:39.459 Something might be going down in the peripheral vision. 22:39.879 --> 22:40.100 What? 22:41.060 --> 22:42.361 And then in brackets, easy man. 22:43.141 --> 22:45.182 Because it's alright. 22:46.043 --> 22:47.283 It was nothing serious. 22:48.184 --> 22:52.106 Number three is... Get off me! 22:54.116 --> 22:55.037 Yeah. 22:55.077 --> 22:56.198 These are the Rastafarians. 22:57.458 --> 22:59.080 State of alert. 22:59.160 --> 22:59.580 Get off me. 22:59.800 --> 23:00.961 Someone's approaching. 23:01.361 --> 23:03.523 Maybe it's don't mess with me. 23:05.373 --> 23:09.096 This is turning into sort of a Jim Davidson sketch from the mid-seventies. 23:10.117 --> 23:13.320 Number four is just stop it. 23:13.780 --> 23:15.302 I think generally stop it in number four. 23:15.322 --> 23:16.443 Everyone has to stop everything. 23:16.863 --> 23:19.325 I've dropped the Rasta thing and it's getting a bit worrying. 23:19.365 --> 23:22.308 You go back to it for number five, which is critical. 23:22.328 --> 23:23.229 Critical! 23:23.569 --> 23:24.410 Critical! 23:25.464 --> 23:27.425 And we are currently at critical. 23:27.585 --> 23:29.766 You see, I came up with some new ones as well. 23:29.786 --> 23:31.706 They're not quite as good as your ones. 23:31.766 --> 23:32.547 Well, how could they be? 23:33.427 --> 23:37.508 My one, lowest threat level, number one, is just scary. 23:38.129 --> 23:38.409 Right. 23:38.829 --> 23:40.610 And that's people on TV, basically. 23:40.710 --> 23:43.871 And this is what happens because the real ones, let me tell you, are low. 23:44.691 --> 24:00.117 an attack is unlikely, moderate, an attack is possible but not likely, substantial, an attack is a strong possibility, severe, an attack is highly likely, and critical, an attack is expected immediately. 24:01.257 --> 24:04.538 So my ones are- So that's what we're at, an attack is expected immediately. 24:04.578 --> 24:05.819 Yeah, yeah, that's not good is it. 24:06.779 --> 24:08.400 That's why we're trying to cheer people up. 24:08.460 --> 24:12.983 Anyway, but listen, this is, you know, we don't want to mess with anything serious here, do we? 24:13.324 --> 24:13.524 Yes. 24:13.964 --> 24:18.327 So my ones are scary, this is the lowest level. 24:18.447 --> 24:19.668 Sure these aren't just the Spice Girls? 24:20.869 --> 24:22.690 They were invented by the Spice Girls. 24:22.750 --> 24:24.591 I had some help from Jerry Halliwell with these. 24:26.292 --> 24:30.796 Lowest level scary, people on TV are saying it's only a matter of time before there's another attack. 24:31.756 --> 24:32.276 Poopants. 24:33.937 --> 24:34.377 Level 2. 24:34.557 --> 24:38.019 People on TV have said that the attack will probably be in a few weeks. 24:38.920 --> 24:39.540 Oh Jesus. 24:39.940 --> 24:40.660 That's level 3. 24:41.241 --> 24:47.484 Channel 4 launches a season of documentaries about all the various ways that we're about to be attacked and how underprepared we are for it. 24:48.424 --> 24:48.684 Level 4. 24:49.365 --> 24:49.725 Stuffed. 24:50.345 --> 24:55.767 Channel 4 has to pull the documentary season because an attack is so likely it can no longer be treated as entertainment. 24:56.507 --> 24:58.528 And number five, Armageddon. 24:58.908 --> 25:02.149 Channel 4 runs Armageddon, starring Bruce Willis. 25:02.169 --> 25:02.870 Why would they do that? 25:02.990 --> 25:03.510 Round the clock. 25:03.570 --> 25:05.711 To take the minds of the population off the attacks. 25:05.771 --> 25:09.052 Right, well to blur the lines between entertainment and true terror. 25:09.192 --> 25:10.052 Yeah, exactly. 25:10.472 --> 25:14.834 I think they should just arrange the Spice Girls in ascending order of panic. 25:15.614 --> 25:20.318 So it would be baby would be like the baby spice alert would be everything's fine. 25:20.338 --> 25:21.479 It's quite innocuous. 25:22.080 --> 25:26.964 Then you'd have sporty, which is, you know, get physically prepared because something might be going down. 25:27.004 --> 25:27.684 So get fit. 25:28.365 --> 25:33.869 Then number three, it would be, uh, ginger, which is just unnerving. 25:34.069 --> 25:35.330 Well, it's an amber, isn't it? 25:35.370 --> 25:36.471 Yeah, amber alert. 25:36.611 --> 25:37.052 Exactly. 25:38.173 --> 25:39.774 Alternatively known as strawberry blonde. 25:40.888 --> 26:07.320 at number four would be posh because that just means get yourself posh get posh get organized get you know yeah get in the bunker get in the bunker get in the posh bunker and of course number five would be scary yeah very good yeah so those are our new um terror threat were you going to talk about like ways to make flying more secure yeah i've got some new measures but i'd like to talk about those a bit later because it crossed my mind that uh nude flying would be the key that was one of my measures yeah nudist clubs 26:07.560 --> 26:09.241 Well, maybe people can text in as well. 26:09.501 --> 26:14.823 It should be said, of course, that we have nothing but respect and admiration for the security services and the way that they're protecting us. 26:15.203 --> 26:21.046 But these are just ideas for extra things they could be doing to make us even safer if such a thing is possible. 26:21.066 --> 26:26.688 If you've got any ideas for how to make us absolutely 100% safe, then give us a call or text us. 26:27.028 --> 26:28.369 In fact, text is probably the best way. 26:28.769 --> 26:29.649 And what's the text again? 26:30.510 --> 26:30.930 83XFM. 26:30.970 --> 26:32.230 And this is specifically in the air. 26:34.351 --> 26:54.399 Yeah, I guess I get let's limit it to the airports now things you can do at the Apple's for example I was thinking That you could have Darren Brown wouldn't be in the gate and he would hypnotize you and Then he would ask you if you're carrying any weapons or explosives Well, he'd be able to tell which hand they were in exactly if you had one. 26:54.559 --> 26:54.919 Yeah, and 26:55.279 --> 26:59.442 He'd be able to do that on 300 people in succession without getting it wrong once. 26:59.482 --> 27:01.684 Exactly, there'd be no hiding the explosives from him. 27:01.844 --> 27:02.985 He would find them. 27:03.005 --> 27:03.966 There's only one of him, though. 27:04.226 --> 27:04.546 I know. 27:04.626 --> 27:06.108 There would be terrible queues. 27:06.148 --> 27:07.869 Well, he could be maybe on BA. 27:08.590 --> 27:09.350 Transatlantic. 27:09.610 --> 27:10.571 They're the most vulnerable. 27:10.751 --> 27:12.373 Okay, who would you get for the other airlines? 27:13.073 --> 27:14.734 That bloke, Street Magic Man. 27:15.015 --> 27:16.636 You know, the low-rent one on ITV. 27:16.756 --> 27:17.296 I know the guy you mean. 27:17.316 --> 27:17.817 What's he called? 27:17.857 --> 27:18.717 I can't remember his name. 27:18.738 --> 27:19.198 The Wizbot. 27:19.518 --> 27:21.640 And then in America, you could of course have David Blaine. 27:22.420 --> 27:22.701 Yeah. 27:22.741 --> 27:24.282 Suspended in some kind of tank. 27:25.290 --> 27:27.311 Checking for terrorists. 27:27.771 --> 27:28.011 Yeah. 27:28.751 --> 27:30.072 He doesn't have any weapons. 27:31.532 --> 27:32.853 He doesn't have any bombs. 27:33.473 --> 27:34.854 No, he doesn't have any either. 27:35.574 --> 27:37.034 That's how he would say it. 27:37.054 --> 27:38.315 That's how he'd say it. 27:38.355 --> 27:39.715 So anyway, there's one idea for you. 27:39.815 --> 27:41.296 If you've got any others- That's just to get the ball rolling. 27:41.316 --> 27:42.396 That's just to get the ball rolling. 27:42.536 --> 27:42.636 Yeah. 27:43.197 --> 27:44.997 Text us, 83XFM, immediately. 27:45.037 --> 27:45.577 Let's have some more music. 27:45.597 --> 27:46.678 There'll be a prize for the best ones. 27:46.758 --> 27:47.398 Absolutely. 27:48.539 --> 27:50.459 And this is Justice vs. Simeon. 27:50.499 --> 27:51.059 Oh, I like this. 27:51.079 --> 27:51.800 This is your favourite track. 27:51.820 --> 27:52.160 I love this. 27:54.935 --> 27:57.057 Yeah, that's the rapture with Get Myself Into It. 27:58.098 --> 28:13.049 If you want to help him get into it, because he wants you to help him do it, and it really is the chance of a lifetime for him, then simply get in touch with the rapture at 28 Rapture Street, London, SE... I don't know. 28:14.651 --> 28:19.214 Before that you heard We Are Your Friends, Justice vs Simeon. 28:19.274 --> 28:20.235 This is Adam and Joe. 28:21.656 --> 28:43.995 on xfm yep this morning uh whilst not making light of the extraordinary and important job that british security services are doing at our airports to keep us all safe we're also suggesting stupid security measures uh not stupid even maybe sensible ones some of these are very sensible radical moves extra precautions they could take to keep us all safe you were mentioning earlier on the idea of just making passengers be nude 28:44.275 --> 28:50.505 Yeah, it was very popular in the 70s, nudism, before everybody got all afraid of each other's bits and bobs. 28:51.166 --> 28:53.249 But it's time to bring it back with naked flying. 28:53.589 --> 28:56.914 I thought maybe the airlines could introduce little panties. 28:57.862 --> 29:02.644 with the BA logo on them or Virgin, the Virgin would have something written on them like ooh sexy. 29:02.704 --> 29:08.006 Yeah, you could make it out of the same fabric that they put the flaps on the headrests, you know what I'm saying? 29:08.026 --> 29:12.888 Yeah, they wouldn't be pants that you could wear the next day, they'd just start disintegrating after 11 or 12 hours. 29:12.908 --> 29:14.448 Sexy. 29:14.568 --> 29:15.949 Which would be an extra bonus. 29:16.249 --> 29:18.090 But imagine how sexy the flight would be. 29:18.170 --> 29:21.011 Well exactly, you know now that they've banned carry-on luggage, 29:21.591 --> 29:44.247 for the foreseeable future what you know that would be a good name for a carry-on film set during this crisis carry on luggage carry on luggage and the the thing that you know if the if the passengers were forced to be nude that would be ideal barbara windsor with little uh sort of nipple tassels nipple tassels yeah so they could check she wasn't hiding bombs in her boobs yeah well you see that would be the next step though of course 29:44.887 --> 29:47.628 If you had fake breasts, they'd have to somehow check what was in there. 29:48.489 --> 29:51.711 Because they'd have one chemical in the right breast, another chemical in the left breast. 29:51.931 --> 29:52.171 Right. 29:52.411 --> 29:54.072 And then boing them together in the loo. 29:54.632 --> 29:56.733 Jordan's not going to be going anywhere for a while. 29:57.033 --> 29:58.834 So listen, here are some of the texts that have come in. 29:59.174 --> 30:01.876 This idea is from Tim in a car. 30:02.396 --> 30:05.478 He said, from Tim in a car, and to me that gives him extra authority. 30:05.558 --> 30:08.079 Is a car somewhere in the Middle East? 30:08.299 --> 30:10.140 Maybe, yeah, maybe he's in the Middle East. 30:11.941 --> 30:13.182 Here is my idea, says Tim. 30:13.222 --> 30:17.403 Put all the baggage on one plane and all the passengers on another. 30:17.803 --> 30:24.566 Then get a pilot who's a bit depressed to fly the plane with the bags on so he won't be too bothered if it comes a cropper. 30:25.586 --> 30:26.586 That's a very good idea. 30:27.046 --> 30:28.087 Separate planes for bags. 30:28.307 --> 30:30.408 Yeah, but you'd still scan the bags in the bag plane. 30:31.587 --> 30:32.067 Yeah, of course. 30:32.127 --> 30:35.028 No, you're not going to wantonly just... Yeah. 30:35.068 --> 30:39.550 But this is the... If you were a conspiracy theorist, you might think that they were just trying to make more money off fizzy drinks. 30:40.191 --> 30:40.291 Mm-hm. 30:40.491 --> 30:42.452 You know, and off their telly services. 30:42.912 --> 30:43.192 Yeah, exactly. 30:43.212 --> 30:46.333 The next thing is they'll start charging for films, won't they? 30:46.613 --> 30:50.395 They won't let you bring anything on board, then they'll start charging to see Firewall. 30:50.615 --> 30:52.176 Well, they used to charge for headphones. 30:52.196 --> 30:52.637 Do you remember? 30:53.037 --> 30:53.738 They did, didn't they? 30:53.778 --> 30:54.619 They might still do that. 30:54.639 --> 30:56.660 They do on non-transatlantic flights, yeah. 30:57.001 --> 30:58.102 But that's a good idea, Tim. 30:59.002 --> 31:08.050 Everyone should learn to fly their own mini planes whilst being very wary of giving lifts to strangers with unusually bulky clothing, says Andrew Cotier in Little Venice. 31:08.351 --> 31:09.972 That's a very good point, Andrew. 31:10.012 --> 31:10.853 Very pragmatic. 31:10.953 --> 31:15.877 Jason says, how about we stop bombing other countries to secure America's future fuel supplies? 31:16.658 --> 31:20.302 Well, we can't read that one out, unfortunately, because it has a political bias on it. 31:20.382 --> 31:21.963 We can't, so we won't read that one out. 31:22.144 --> 31:22.984 But it's a fair point. 31:23.005 --> 31:25.887 It's a fair point though, Jason. 31:25.988 --> 31:30.752 I'm just filtering the texts for non-broadcast ones. 31:31.213 --> 31:32.474 An insane political bend. 31:32.534 --> 31:34.096 Freeze everybody boarding a plane. 31:35.317 --> 31:36.258 That comes from aid. 31:36.979 --> 31:39.101 So all liquid explosives would be inert. 31:40.492 --> 31:42.892 And you'd have the nice added advantage of having had a good rest. 31:42.912 --> 31:51.454 But I agree, some sort of drug, I mean a knockout drug, or some kind of sleep capsule, you know? 31:52.114 --> 31:57.695 I've always wondered why they don't have, you know, Japanese capsule hotels where you sleep in a tube? 31:58.235 --> 32:04.376 Why not just stack tubes in a honeycomb in a plane generally, have a little parachute packed into each one? 32:04.817 --> 32:06.837 So if there's an accident, they all just break out. 32:07.938 --> 32:08.739 Like little capsules. 32:08.759 --> 32:11.022 Like little capsules and they all just float to the sea. 32:11.242 --> 32:12.965 So you're responsible for your own capsule. 32:12.985 --> 32:14.106 There's a telly in there. 32:14.126 --> 32:14.467 Yeah. 32:14.527 --> 32:15.608 There's warm bedding. 32:15.929 --> 32:17.190 There's a little air supply. 32:17.591 --> 32:19.994 You'd be fine even if you sunk to the bottom of the sea. 32:20.515 --> 32:22.818 You'd be fine for several days and there'd be a thing of... 32:24.045 --> 32:25.846 that would alert the security people to where you are. 32:25.866 --> 32:30.168 So the whole idea of living in communal society slightly goes out the window. 32:30.388 --> 32:32.989 Well, when you're on a plane, you don't want to know about other people either. 32:33.009 --> 32:35.710 But that's the price you pay for security, isn't it, sometimes? 32:35.990 --> 32:36.170 Yeah. 32:36.470 --> 32:43.634 And the other thing I was thinking you could do is you could have those voice analysis experts chat to everybody who goes through the gates. 32:44.714 --> 32:50.577 Also, that would take a very, very long time and cause massive chaos and delays in the airports. 32:50.597 --> 32:51.017 But you would, 32:51.397 --> 32:54.120 You know, they'd analyze your voice to see if you were lying. 32:55.261 --> 33:01.867 They'd maybe make a program about it for daytime TV and then they'd get the results back a few weeks later. 33:02.188 --> 33:04.910 What about Total Recall technology? 33:05.351 --> 33:05.691 Yeah. 33:05.831 --> 33:08.534 That's that x-ray machine out of the film Total Recall. 33:09.194 --> 33:11.276 A full body x-ray as you walk past. 33:12.079 --> 33:13.120 That's the way to go, isn't it? 33:13.340 --> 33:17.904 Yeah, but that didn't help, um, sort, you know, they didn't screen out the... In Total Recall? 33:17.924 --> 33:20.627 Yeah, the lady who comes to work was Arnold, wasn't it? 33:20.727 --> 33:22.048 Arnold came through with the bomb head. 33:22.068 --> 33:23.049 Do you remember? 33:23.449 --> 33:23.789 It's true. 33:23.889 --> 33:26.071 How about a magnetised floor on planes? 33:27.072 --> 33:28.013 This is from Tom. 33:28.874 --> 33:31.776 If it's being hijacked, the pilot pushes a button... 33:33.077 --> 33:34.238 pushes a violet button. 33:34.258 --> 33:35.678 He specified the colour of the button. 33:36.359 --> 33:38.840 And the hijacker's nail scissors fly to the floor. 33:39.100 --> 33:39.980 Well, Tom, you're living in the past. 33:40.020 --> 33:41.201 Nail scissors are no longer a threat. 33:41.221 --> 33:42.202 They're not allowed on anyway. 33:42.422 --> 33:43.002 No, exactly. 33:43.042 --> 33:46.544 You have to pop those in the bin with all the other goodies. 33:46.864 --> 33:47.244 You know what? 33:47.284 --> 33:50.906 I might have to vet the other texts before I read them. 33:51.646 --> 33:53.567 Because, of course, on the radio you have to be balanced. 33:53.967 --> 33:54.327 Exactly. 33:54.567 --> 33:56.868 We don't want to express any kind of political bias otherwise. 33:56.888 --> 33:57.689 Keep your ideas coming in. 33:58.109 --> 33:58.789 we'd be in trouble. 34:16.901 --> 34:17.622 Oh shit. 34:17.682 --> 34:18.723 Anything bad we're not doing. 34:18.863 --> 34:19.343 We're not doing it. 34:19.363 --> 34:19.664 It's good. 34:19.844 --> 34:21.666 Just if you're worried, don't worry, it's fine. 34:21.726 --> 34:22.246 It's fine. 34:22.847 --> 34:24.768 We're like, you know, yeah, it's all fine. 34:24.949 --> 34:26.690 So Joe, do you want to introduce this next free play? 34:26.730 --> 34:27.631 This is a bizarre version. 34:27.651 --> 34:28.592 Yeah, this is weird. 34:28.632 --> 34:30.193 No one's going to like this, but you've got to hear it. 34:30.234 --> 34:35.058 It's by a Norwegian band and it's a cover of Bonnie Tyler's Total Eclipse of the Heart listeners. 34:35.378 --> 34:41.024 And the important thing to know is that the percussionist is playing the rhythm on old domestic appliances. 34:41.684 --> 35:03.152 so it's kind of art rock you know what they're called the band yeah they're called hurrah tornado hurrah and if you check out the video on the internet he's doing it live he's just smashing washing machines up to provide the beat but for me this brings out uh more of the emotion than bonnie tyler did of this song which is about sort of being a feeling middle-aged and trapped in a sort of boring domestic existence you know 35:03.812 --> 35:20.211 every now and then I get a little bit lonely a little bit worried that the best of all the years has gone by yeah and here here is that song bought a new life by this Norwegian band hit it every now and then I feel a little bit lonely and you're never coming round 35:21.833 --> 35:47.992 Every now and then I get a little bit tired of listening to the sound of my tears Every now and then I get a little bit nervous that the best of all the years have gone by Every now and then I get a little bit terrified, but then I see the look in your eye Every now and then I fall apart Every now and then I fall apart 36:03.869 --> 36:10.383 Cause we'll never be wrong Together we can take it to the end of the line My love is like a shadow on you all of the time 36:14.344 --> 36:15.105 Oh, is it dark? 36:15.165 --> 36:18.367 You're living in my body, can you give it one spark? 36:18.688 --> 36:35.682 I really love you tonight Forever's gonna start tonight Forever's gonna start it Once upon a time I was falling in love But now I'm only falling apart Nothing I can say I told you in the clips of the heart 36:37.708 --> 36:38.549 Why did you stop it? 36:38.630 --> 36:40.432 I haven't stopped it yet. 36:41.234 --> 36:42.776 It's about to get good. 36:42.816 --> 36:44.499 He's about to take it out on a dishwasher. 37:06.741 --> 37:07.746 There goes the microwave. 38:04.222 --> 38:05.103 Oh, dear. 38:05.443 --> 38:07.343 Not like that yet. 38:07.363 --> 38:07.483 Thor? 38:08.384 --> 38:12.505 I thought it was the eclipse of the heart. 38:12.525 --> 38:14.306 It's like The Muppets. 38:15.606 --> 38:17.347 It is, isn't it? 38:17.447 --> 38:23.609 If they brought back The Muppet Show, this is the kind of stuff they should have on it. 38:34.848 --> 38:35.708 Oh, that's beautiful. 38:35.728 --> 38:37.329 Don't you think that's beautiful? 38:37.369 --> 38:38.929 Joe, I thought it was smashing. 38:42.330 --> 38:44.810 It's a bit like the Flaming Lips or something in there as well. 38:45.030 --> 38:45.630 Yeah, that's good. 38:45.650 --> 38:45.990 I like that. 38:46.010 --> 38:47.030 That's Hora Tornado. 38:47.050 --> 38:47.891 They're Norwegian. 38:48.691 --> 38:49.831 I think they're called... No, Torpedo. 38:49.951 --> 38:50.551 Not tornado. 38:50.951 --> 38:51.711 Hora torpedo. 38:51.751 --> 38:52.232 Something like that. 38:52.292 --> 38:52.592 Yeah. 38:52.792 --> 38:55.512 You won't find that on John Kennedy's show, will you? 38:55.672 --> 38:56.752 This is Adam and Joe on XFM. 38:56.772 --> 38:57.493 We'll be back shortly. 38:58.053 --> 38:58.393 XFM. 39:02.466 --> 39:03.787 That's fantastic, I love that song. 39:03.807 --> 39:05.248 In the Morning, The Coral, this is Adam and Joe here on XFM. 39:05.268 --> 39:05.888 It is the morning, isn't it? 39:05.908 --> 39:06.909 It's still technically the morning, yes it is. 39:06.929 --> 39:08.150 You've got 23 more minutes left of the morning. 39:08.170 --> 39:09.170 And what a rubbish morning it is. 39:09.190 --> 39:09.771 What a rubbish morning it is. 39:09.791 --> 39:10.591 What a rubbish morning it is. 39:10.611 --> 39:11.232 What a rubbish morning it is. 39:11.252 --> 39:11.892 What a rubbish morning it is. 39:11.912 --> 39:12.592 What a rubbish morning it is. 39:12.612 --> 39:13.373 What a rubbish morning it is. 39:13.393 --> 39:13.953 What a rubbish morning it is. 39:13.993 --> 39:14.774 What a rubbish morning it is. 39:14.814 --> 39:15.814 What a rubbish morning it is. 39:15.834 --> 39:16.815 What a rubbish morning it is. 39:16.835 --> 39:17.696 What a rubbish morning it is. 39:17.716 --> 39:18.316 What a rubbish morning it is. 39:18.376 --> 39:19.257 What a rubbish morning it is. 39:19.357 --> 39:20.017 What a rubbish morning it is. 39:20.037 --> 39:20.778 What a rubbish morning it is. 39:20.798 --> 39:21.798 What a rubbish morning it is. 39:21.818 --> 39:22.499 What a rubbish morning it is. 39:22.519 --> 39:23.259 What a rubbish morning it is. 39:23.299 --> 39:23.940 What a rubbish morning it is. 39:23.960 --> 39:24.920 What a rubbish morning it is. 39:24.940 --> 39:25.901 What a rubbish morning it is. 39:25.941 --> 39:26.861 What a rubbish morning it is. 39:26.901 --> 39:27.662 What a rubbish morning it 39:27.982 --> 39:28.423 six months. 39:28.963 --> 39:29.904 Came in from the cold. 39:30.244 --> 39:32.025 Well, she's been sleeping outside the whole time. 39:32.045 --> 39:32.526 She's been spying. 39:32.546 --> 39:34.727 She just comes in to be fed in a very arrogant manner. 39:34.847 --> 39:35.027 Yeah. 39:35.148 --> 39:35.988 Not doing her job. 39:36.008 --> 39:36.769 That's what cats are like. 39:36.809 --> 39:39.771 Not being purry, not approaching, not going on the knee, nothing. 39:39.811 --> 39:41.072 Just feed me, I'm back out. 39:41.152 --> 39:41.913 Feed me, I'm back out. 39:41.933 --> 39:43.254 That's what it's been like for the whole summer. 39:43.314 --> 39:44.375 That's what it's like having children. 39:44.975 --> 39:48.598 Then, uh, this morning, it's rainy, she decides to come in and curl up on the sofa. 39:48.618 --> 39:48.978 Mhm. 39:49.258 --> 39:50.179 Which is very good news. 39:50.239 --> 39:52.941 I gave her a little tickle on the tummy and a stroke and she purred and 39:52.981 --> 39:54.041 It's just like the old days. 39:54.902 --> 39:59.443 Aw, you reunited with your long-lost, prodigal cat. 40:00.083 --> 40:00.863 That's nice, man. 40:00.983 --> 40:01.243 Yeah. 40:01.423 --> 40:02.664 But what happened to the heatwave? 40:02.704 --> 40:05.965 It wasn't really a heatwave so much as a heat ripple, really. 40:06.045 --> 40:07.485 I could have handled a bit more of that. 40:07.505 --> 40:09.445 You know, everyone's saying, oh, it's a disaster. 40:09.906 --> 40:12.186 Britain's just dying in the heatwave. 40:12.266 --> 40:13.046 It'll come back, man. 40:13.086 --> 40:14.367 It'll better come back for next week. 40:14.407 --> 40:16.247 I'm going to the Green Man Festival in Wales. 40:16.467 --> 40:16.827 Oh, really? 40:16.847 --> 40:18.728 And if it's all rainy, then I'm going to complain. 40:19.088 --> 40:19.348 Yeah. 40:19.809 --> 40:21.931 So, it's gonna come back next weekend, I'm confident. 40:22.091 --> 40:22.291 You reckon? 40:22.351 --> 40:22.551 Bang! 40:23.032 --> 40:23.472 Tropical. 40:23.792 --> 40:24.993 Do we know what the forecast is? 40:25.454 --> 40:25.934 Forecast. 40:26.575 --> 40:26.955 The forecast? 40:26.975 --> 40:27.476 Jamie Foxx. 40:27.496 --> 40:29.417 What are you talking about? 40:29.458 --> 40:30.699 Jamie Foxx's song, Forecast. 40:31.039 --> 40:31.579 Forecast? 40:31.619 --> 40:32.360 Yeah, never mind. 40:32.620 --> 40:35.743 Just... About someone who gets a fork stuck in their bottom. 40:36.604 --> 40:38.025 So, should we do more security texts? 40:38.185 --> 40:39.166 Yeah, let's polish that off. 40:39.186 --> 40:39.326 Why not? 40:39.346 --> 40:40.127 We're getting a bit worried. 40:40.488 --> 40:41.408 So, here's another good one. 40:43.030 --> 40:43.450 Here is it. 40:43.470 --> 40:43.811 Where is it? 40:43.831 --> 40:44.171 Hang on. 40:44.231 --> 40:44.471 Phil. 40:44.571 --> 40:44.932 Adam, Phil. 40:45.706 --> 40:46.066 Oh, Phil. 40:46.426 --> 40:49.247 Sorry, I thought you were saying you had one from Phil. 40:51.548 --> 40:55.770 Phil, Adam, Phil, a lot of texts from people called Phil. 40:56.150 --> 40:56.950 This is me filling. 40:58.471 --> 40:59.351 This is quite good, isn't it? 40:59.711 --> 41:01.132 This is why we're gonna get a Sony award. 41:01.332 --> 41:02.893 Hey, incidentally, Adam and Joe news. 41:04.293 --> 41:05.514 I probably should mention this, but... 41:06.914 --> 41:08.174 We're on Bravo at the moment. 41:08.555 --> 41:14.077 The first series of our show, Shock Video, is being repeated on Bravo. 41:14.537 --> 41:16.798 As I discovered, I stumbled across it last night. 41:16.818 --> 41:19.799 I think it's on about 11 o'clock pretty much every weeknight. 41:20.659 --> 41:24.020 And I hesitate to mention it because it's a total disgrace. 41:24.180 --> 41:25.881 It's absolutely awful. 41:26.981 --> 41:30.023 and it's a disaster area. 41:30.304 --> 41:34.106 Basically it's me and Joe kind of talking over clips from softcore porn shows. 41:34.126 --> 41:34.627 Don't watch it. 41:34.647 --> 41:35.947 What we're saying is don't watch it. 41:35.988 --> 41:36.408 Don't watch it. 41:36.428 --> 41:37.128 Don't switch on Bravo. 41:37.168 --> 41:48.616 But if there's any way that you can figure out like whether they've started running series two then hang in for that because series two it suddenly turns round and we sort of get what the whole thing's about and it becomes brilliant. 41:49.037 --> 41:49.897 Okay that's enough filling. 41:50.097 --> 41:50.277 Yeah. 41:50.758 --> 41:51.959 Compulsory straitjackets. 41:53.007 --> 42:10.579 on board the plane right yeah or on board petting zoos where a nation of animal lovers no bad things would happen if everybody had a little pet to pet you think that's a good idea well the terrorizers they don't have any respect for pets they'd probably stick a bomb right in a gerbil or something that's from sean bark 42:12.101 --> 42:34.843 I'm trying to find the one someone suggested sleeping gas so you get on the plane you get comfortable and then the hostess says ladies and gentlemen we hope you're feeling relaxed secure your tray table in the seat in front and put your seat in the recline position and breathe deeply because we're now administering sleeping gas into the passenger compartment 42:35.942 --> 42:41.645 We will wake, we will revive you 45 minutes before landing in accordance with, uh, regulations. 42:42.146 --> 42:43.186 Everyone falls unconscious. 42:43.466 --> 43:02.878 But you see, the problem is that the Rotties would have some special thing, they'd stick something up their nose, nose plugs, you know, they'd have a little breathing canister or something, and they'd pretend to be asleep, and then they'd pop up halfway through the flight, first they'd nick everyone's wallets, and then they'd wreak their sort of havoc, peculiar brand of havoc. 43:03.038 --> 43:04.418 Here's one from Kath in Cardiff. 43:04.438 --> 43:05.079 She says helium. 43:05.419 --> 43:11.501 It would help the plane to float, which is always good, but everyone will be so busy making funny voices they'll forget to do anything bad. 43:11.561 --> 43:12.501 They'll all just be giggling. 43:12.621 --> 43:13.281 Yeah, giggling. 43:13.341 --> 43:15.842 But that, if something bad did happen, that would make it even more terrifying. 43:16.462 --> 43:18.303 Like some kind of a mass murder in a funfair. 43:18.463 --> 43:19.263 Insane giggling. 43:19.663 --> 43:20.083 Exactly. 43:20.604 --> 43:22.404 So listen, should we give a prize to one of these people? 43:22.544 --> 43:24.625 I don't know whether any of them deserve prizes. 43:24.965 --> 43:26.485 They all deserve prizes. 43:26.846 --> 43:27.586 It's a question of... 43:28.266 --> 43:48.479 which one we actually choose random let's just choose one at random really i think i have to i'm gonna have to play another song what about sleeping gas guy yeah i can't oh yeah here we go who's that that's uh joe in kingston yeah joe in kingston you've won well done congratulations thank you very much for uh texting everybody who texted you know the other solution what's in this whole problem yeah it's just don't fly 43:49.099 --> 43:52.544 Because let's face it, it's massively environmentally pollutive. 43:53.065 --> 43:56.830 It's extraordinarily high levels of consumption of fossil fuels. 43:57.311 --> 43:59.374 It's bloody noisy over me and Adam's houses. 43:59.994 --> 44:01.416 Like one plane every two minutes. 44:01.717 --> 44:04.381 The London skies are teeming with aeroplanes. 44:04.824 --> 44:08.685 Well, the skies of the world are teeming with... No, most cities don't allow planes to fly over them. 44:09.325 --> 44:09.565 Really? 44:09.605 --> 44:10.565 London does, yeah. 44:10.805 --> 44:13.666 London's got more planes above it than any other city, I'm pretty convinced. 44:14.126 --> 44:24.428 It's noisy, it's uncomfortable, it's boring, and if we all went on holiday in England, which we can do now that we've got tropical summers, then it's good for the national economy and everybody's happy. 44:24.688 --> 44:25.548 So just stop flying. 44:25.768 --> 44:26.108 That's true. 44:26.128 --> 44:27.108 That's what Joe Cornish says. 44:27.208 --> 44:28.768 Well, you know what... Flying's rubbish, it's horrible. 44:28.788 --> 44:29.769 Certainly, if you can avoid it. 44:29.789 --> 44:30.209 It's like torture. 44:30.229 --> 44:32.149 Yeah, exactly, I mean... Just pack it in, give it up. 44:32.449 --> 44:44.678 Door to door, if you go like, cause I went to France recently, I flew out there, had to fly with the family, but then on the way back, uh, came back for the show and went on the train, and door to door it's the same length of journey, do you know what I mean? 44:44.738 --> 44:45.438 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 44:45.458 --> 44:47.720 Like six hours- Right, exactly, on the train, take the trains, trains are lovely. 44:47.940 --> 44:48.900 Alternatively, what about this? 44:49.381 --> 44:50.702 Massive water skiing pyramids. 44:51.602 --> 44:54.765 Same number of people as in a plane, all on water skis being dragged behind one boat. 44:54.825 --> 44:55.965 Would you dress them as nuns? 44:56.166 --> 44:56.426 Yes. 44:56.726 --> 44:57.546 That's a good idea. 44:57.587 --> 44:58.847 And you water ski to America. 44:58.867 --> 44:59.788 That's a really good idea. 44:59.848 --> 45:00.789 Hey folks, don't forget that 45:01.269 --> 45:03.132 The X-list is coming up in the final hour. 45:04.574 --> 45:08.799 We're only giving you 15 minutes notice this week, but that's enough time. 45:08.839 --> 45:17.752 You can get your requests in for classic X-list tracks, you know, indie smashes, that kind of thing from the XFM vaults, and you can dedicate them to whoever you want. 45:18.272 --> 45:22.955 It's a chance for us to connect and say thank you in a way to all the people that listen to the show. 45:23.376 --> 45:24.757 We might ring you up for a chat. 45:24.957 --> 45:26.038 It's all going to be very friendly. 45:26.318 --> 45:31.221 And of course, I've still got my call to McVitie's about the Jaffa Cakes to play you guys. 45:31.601 --> 45:33.243 That's all coming up here on XFM. 45:33.403 --> 45:37.806 But now it's time for more music, and this is The Killers. 45:41.991 --> 45:46.594 Would you lie with me and just forget the world? 45:46.674 --> 45:48.315 No, I'm not gonna lie with you. 45:48.395 --> 45:51.098 What I'd do is, if I was singing it, I'd go right at the end. 45:51.838 --> 45:53.539 Just forget the world. 45:54.800 --> 45:55.941 And break down like Michael Jackson. 45:55.961 --> 45:56.662 Yeah, like that. 45:56.682 --> 45:57.863 Yeah, you'd sell a lot more records. 45:58.103 --> 45:59.244 Was that Snow Patrol? 45:59.304 --> 46:01.766 That was the delightful sound of Snow Patrol. 46:01.846 --> 46:02.987 Yeah, well done Snow Patrol. 46:03.007 --> 46:04.148 With Chasing Cars. 46:04.368 --> 46:06.489 So listen, you're a big fan of Paris Hilton, right Adam? 46:06.850 --> 46:09.592 I love Paris Hilton, she's amusing and very attractive. 46:10.120 --> 46:15.985 Yeah, well there's an interview with her in GQ and listeners, you might be interested in this, it's Piers Morgan interviewing her, right? 46:16.626 --> 46:18.828 He does quite good interviews in GQ. 46:20.970 --> 46:26.495 So they're talking about whether she would call herself a celebrity and Paris Hilton is denying, she doesn't like the word celebrity. 46:27.075 --> 46:30.298 Piers Morgan says, yeah but you dance on tables in nightclubs. 46:30.779 --> 46:33.141 Paris Hilton says, no I don't dance on tables. 46:34.025 --> 46:34.545 It's a fair point. 46:34.565 --> 46:35.166 It's a fair point. 47:03.595 --> 47:03.915 Yeah. 47:04.055 --> 47:05.877 That's one of the things that's really cool about her. 47:06.277 --> 47:09.940 She's repulsed by anything sort of human. 47:10.721 --> 47:12.802 She wants everybody to be as perfect as her. 47:13.243 --> 47:14.844 She hates sweat, the idea of sweat. 47:15.364 --> 47:19.347 Man, if she hates sweat that much, she must get very upset when it's time to go to the lobby. 47:19.467 --> 47:19.708 What? 47:19.768 --> 47:20.028 Why? 47:20.588 --> 47:21.749 Just because, can you imagine? 47:21.789 --> 47:22.830 You know, she'd be weeping. 47:23.150 --> 47:26.053 Oh, because she'd hate her body for doing these disgusting things. 47:26.073 --> 47:26.493 Exactly. 47:26.513 --> 47:28.635 What about when she makes sweet love to people? 47:29.651 --> 47:30.852 Does she not work up a sweat? 47:30.992 --> 47:32.092 She doesn't make sweet love very often. 47:32.112 --> 47:33.053 I tend to get very sweaty. 47:33.193 --> 47:38.676 I read that she is frustrated because people assume that she's an easy lay. 47:38.696 --> 47:40.156 In this very interview. 47:40.176 --> 47:41.237 Hey, steady on with the language. 47:42.538 --> 47:43.738 Like crisps, Lay's crisps. 47:43.938 --> 47:44.739 Exactly. 47:44.919 --> 47:48.041 She's very, you can make friends with her if you give her some Lay's crisps. 47:48.561 --> 47:51.582 I was thinking of like the Hawaiian wreath things. 47:51.622 --> 47:52.323 A lay, yeah. 47:52.503 --> 47:55.504 So here we go, Piers Morgan also asks her, are you interested in world affairs? 47:56.005 --> 47:57.946 Paris Hilton, yes, I'm interested in poverty. 47:59.046 --> 48:01.669 Morgan, which aspects of poverty intrigue you? 48:01.729 --> 48:02.110 Paris. 48:02.830 --> 48:05.854 Hilton, I want to go to Africa and raise awareness. 48:06.855 --> 48:07.415 About her? 48:08.276 --> 48:09.477 No, about Africa. 48:10.158 --> 48:12.741 Yeah, they're pretty much aware of the situation in Africa, I think. 48:12.761 --> 48:14.162 Hilton, I do a lot for charity. 48:14.683 --> 48:16.105 Morgan, how much have you personally donated? 48:16.145 --> 48:17.186 I don't know, ask my manager. 48:18.433 --> 48:19.474 asked my money manager. 48:19.494 --> 48:21.435 I don't know where this is going, actually. 48:21.675 --> 48:24.556 But basically, this comes around to her wanting to be a princess. 48:25.216 --> 48:31.259 She decides she wants to be a princess, and she reckons she's going to marry Prince William and become Princess Hilton. 48:31.379 --> 48:31.880 That's nice. 48:32.020 --> 48:33.300 Now that's feasible, isn't it? 48:33.380 --> 48:34.361 That's perfectly feasible. 48:34.501 --> 48:42.245 That's the kind of thing, in fact, that should happen, because it would make older people disgusted by what's happened to the world, and that's what should go on, right? 48:42.265 --> 48:42.825 Yeah, exactly. 48:42.905 --> 48:44.726 And it'll make her a proper beautiful princess. 48:45.848 --> 48:46.289 That's true. 48:46.469 --> 48:47.571 And it'll make William very happy. 48:47.611 --> 48:50.975 But no, I read that, you know, she's only had relations with two people, she reckons. 48:51.236 --> 48:52.638 She says she's only slept with two people, yeah. 48:52.658 --> 48:57.846 And she was unlucky enough to be filmed by one of them and have the film released all over the world. 48:58.206 --> 49:00.529 So people assume that she's filthy. 49:01.010 --> 49:27.038 but that's that's not the case anyway listen we've got we've got the news coming up and then it is time for the x-list so get your x-list requests in uh adamandjoe at xfm.co.uk or you can text 83xfm with any request from the xfm vaults and uh we'll we'll pick the best and play them for you also there's that call to mcvit he's coming up that's exciting brilliant come on stick with it xfm 49:28.779 --> 49:32.370 That's Beck, of course, with Loser. 49:34.542 --> 49:36.723 Sorry about that, I'm just readjusting my microphone. 49:36.743 --> 49:37.884 Just adjusting your mic there? 49:38.584 --> 49:39.865 Why, cos the news guy messed it up. 49:40.025 --> 49:42.306 Yeah, the news guy made a right mess up of it. 49:42.406 --> 49:47.329 We had a long chat with the news guy about whether you should pronounce the name Pete Daugherty or Pete Daugherty. 49:47.529 --> 49:49.190 I'm disappointed by news people. 49:49.450 --> 49:49.670 Why? 49:49.790 --> 49:51.591 Ever since we've been in this Saturday morning slot. 49:52.111 --> 49:52.872 Have they let you down? 49:52.912 --> 50:02.337 Well, I expected them to be authoritative and to look as if, were, you know, they to be in a situation that was newsworthy, they would be able to get in there and, you know, they're like policemen in a way. 50:03.178 --> 50:10.066 Well, do you expect all people that read the news to be sort of investigative and to be jumping around the rubble, foiling plots? 50:10.086 --> 50:10.707 Like John Simpson. 50:10.948 --> 50:12.169 Exactly like John Simpson. 50:12.289 --> 50:12.910 Or Kate Adey. 50:13.210 --> 50:13.951 Or Robert Redford. 50:14.091 --> 50:14.892 Or Robert Redford, yeah. 50:14.912 --> 50:16.555 They've all got to get in there, get proactive. 50:16.575 --> 50:17.095 But this guy... 50:18.076 --> 50:20.237 His voice actually changes when he reads the news, doesn't it? 50:21.057 --> 50:22.377 It becomes authoritative. 50:22.417 --> 50:25.418 The rest of the time, he looks like just a friendly uncle. 50:25.978 --> 50:26.178 Yeah. 50:26.438 --> 50:28.319 Who might know stuff about backgammon. 50:29.099 --> 50:30.699 But not much about the news. 50:31.079 --> 50:32.580 And that's not good enough for you? 50:32.620 --> 50:33.120 Too casual? 50:33.280 --> 50:33.920 Too casual. 50:33.960 --> 50:34.620 Too casual? 50:34.700 --> 50:35.000 Yeah. 50:35.060 --> 50:36.040 Well, it is XFM. 50:36.300 --> 50:37.961 I think the military should read the news. 50:38.621 --> 50:38.841 Right. 50:38.901 --> 50:41.162 We should have somebody in the military, somebody decorated. 50:41.442 --> 50:42.122 Sergeant Major. 50:42.262 --> 50:42.542 Yeah. 50:43.302 --> 50:46.643 Well, what about, you know, cos at XFM you'd expect maybe... Cos it's all lies anyway, isn't it? 50:47.003 --> 50:47.563 Do you reckon? 50:47.603 --> 50:48.384 It's all propaganda. 50:48.504 --> 50:49.624 It's all government propaganda. 50:49.644 --> 50:50.305 That's not the truth. 50:51.045 --> 50:51.926 Aliens are here. 50:52.266 --> 50:54.387 All sorts of stuff's going on that we're never told about. 50:54.407 --> 50:56.428 Royal family lizard people. 50:57.048 --> 50:58.289 That would be the real news. 50:58.349 --> 50:59.249 Here is the news. 50:59.269 --> 51:03.151 The royal family are definitely lizard people. 51:03.171 --> 51:04.012 That wouldn't even be news. 51:04.032 --> 51:04.792 That would just be old. 51:05.653 --> 51:13.277 They've shed some skin and they're crawling up the inside of Big Ben laying eggs with fathers for justice. 51:14.137 --> 51:36.123 um now tonight there's a possibility that we might go and see the shining yes uh listeners if you're uh at a loose end any night between now and next saturday you should check out somerset house's uh summer screen season so last night they showed uh school of rock and natural libre hey what's natural libre like natural libre is really good don't don't listen to idiot critics who've given it one star 51:36.363 --> 51:38.563 Because I'd heard a couple of bad words about it. 51:38.583 --> 51:40.024 People sort of say, ah, it's disappointment. 51:40.324 --> 51:40.764 No, it's good. 51:41.184 --> 51:41.484 It's good. 51:41.504 --> 51:42.084 It's really good. 51:42.124 --> 51:43.124 It's a bit like Napoleon Dynamite. 51:43.144 --> 51:44.104 You just have to tune into it. 51:44.124 --> 51:44.264 Yeah. 51:44.284 --> 51:45.185 I think it's really good. 51:45.285 --> 51:45.745 Very funny. 51:45.925 --> 51:46.505 Black is back. 51:47.125 --> 51:47.385 Yeah. 51:48.185 --> 51:48.845 His black best. 51:49.065 --> 51:49.285 Yeah. 51:50.686 --> 51:53.206 So I think tonight they're showing The Shining, but I think it's sold out. 51:53.286 --> 51:54.526 Sunday they're showing The Outsiders. 51:55.246 --> 51:55.566 Brilliant. 51:55.586 --> 51:56.307 A fantastic film. 51:56.387 --> 52:01.848 That's appropriate as well because you would actually be watching it outside. 52:04.128 --> 52:06.329 I'm just going to stab myself with a borrow. 52:06.349 --> 52:07.329 Okay. 52:07.449 --> 52:08.889 And so what's the deal? 52:09.670 --> 52:10.790 You go out there, there's no seats. 52:10.830 --> 52:11.610 What are on the other night? 52:11.630 --> 52:14.051 Xanthi, quickly, get on the internet, find out what films are on the other night. 52:14.111 --> 52:15.071 You've got ten seconds. 52:15.191 --> 52:15.391 Go! 52:15.411 --> 52:16.012 Otherwise it's fire. 52:16.152 --> 52:17.572 Tell me what the deal is. 52:17.592 --> 52:19.092 So do they put seats out there or what? 52:19.493 --> 52:25.154 No, you take a little rug and there's delicious food, lovely lamb wraps, you know, is it falafel? 52:25.174 --> 52:25.534 I don't know. 52:25.954 --> 52:27.855 But lamb wraps with a bit of your cucumber. 52:27.895 --> 52:29.675 Lamb, bam, I love my lamb. 52:29.695 --> 52:30.556 That's a lamb wrap. 52:31.676 --> 52:57.769 and lovely drinks and it's like a sort of hippie festival and they've even got in case it does a little tingle of rain they've even got little um little plastic macs what you can put on well that's the festival experience uh in a nutshell though isn't it yeah you've got to expect a little bit of the shining will be brilliant tonight if it's slightly chilly it'll be extra frightening yeah especially the bit at the end in the maze it's gonna be good oh i don't want to hurt you i just want to bash your brains in what are the other films anthi 52:59.773 --> 53:01.394 Big Lebowski next Saturday, that'll be good. 53:01.675 --> 53:02.375 Starship Troopers and Aliens? 53:03.196 --> 53:04.077 Yeah, what a double bill. 53:04.337 --> 53:06.599 Starship Pooper Scoopers and Aliens, what night's that? 53:07.200 --> 53:07.760 That's Friday. 53:08.060 --> 53:09.342 Friday night, get down there. 53:09.362 --> 53:10.102 That would be amazing. 53:10.122 --> 53:11.864 But what about Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday? 53:11.884 --> 53:13.265 We've got Brazil on Thursday. 53:13.305 --> 53:14.006 Brazil Thursday. 53:14.767 --> 53:15.607 Howl's Moving Castle. 53:15.787 --> 53:22.053 Howl's Moving Castle, I think that one's one that there's still things available for, Howl's Moving Castle, beautiful studio, Ghibli movie, Wednesday. 53:22.073 --> 53:23.775 Yeah, that's the most recent one, isn't it? 53:25.057 --> 53:26.678 Night of the Hunter on what night's that? 53:26.898 --> 53:27.098 Tuesday. 53:27.419 --> 53:28.339 That'll be fantastic. 53:28.359 --> 53:28.960 Charles Lawton. 53:29.160 --> 53:29.840 I've never seen it. 53:29.960 --> 53:30.581 Oh, it's brilliant. 53:30.641 --> 53:31.201 Robert Mitchum. 53:31.681 --> 53:32.242 It's fantastic. 53:32.282 --> 53:34.363 It's the movie where he's got love and hate tattooed on his knuckles. 53:34.663 --> 53:36.504 Incredibly famous and influential. 53:36.844 --> 53:37.485 It's a classic. 53:37.565 --> 53:38.005 Beautiful. 53:38.245 --> 53:38.525 Yeah. 53:38.826 --> 53:40.807 Amazing about two little kids on the run from a gangster. 53:40.987 --> 53:41.807 And that's on Tuesday night. 53:41.828 --> 53:42.468 That's Tuesday night. 53:42.488 --> 53:44.029 So there are still tickets available for some of those. 53:44.369 --> 53:48.752 So if you're at a loose end and you fancy a fantastic film outside, then get in touch with Somerset House. 53:49.032 --> 53:49.732 I don't know how. 53:50.152 --> 53:50.693 Just do it. 53:50.993 --> 53:54.435 You just type in Somerset House on the internet. 53:54.515 --> 53:56.116 Or into a typewriter. 53:56.676 --> 53:59.378 Would it work as well if you wrote it on your face? 53:59.398 --> 53:59.638 Yes. 53:59.978 --> 54:01.319 Oh, gosh, that is brilliant. 54:01.659 --> 54:03.060 So we have some Xlist request music. 54:03.080 --> 54:05.101 We are in the Xlist hour of the show. 54:05.141 --> 54:08.363 Get your request in on 83XFM and we'll do our best to play them. 54:08.803 --> 54:08.983 Yeah. 54:09.303 --> 54:09.884 And coming up... 54:10.524 --> 54:13.925 After this track, I'm going to play you my conversation with McVitie's. 54:14.025 --> 54:14.565 Oh, jeepers. 54:14.945 --> 54:15.405 Jeepers? 54:15.505 --> 54:16.005 Jeepers. 54:16.386 --> 54:18.546 Right now, here is Frank Black. 54:19.106 --> 54:19.906 No, it's not Frank Black. 54:19.926 --> 54:21.227 I'm going to play some Frank Black later on. 54:21.827 --> 54:23.527 This is the Buzzcocks and it's going out to Doug. 54:23.567 --> 54:24.968 I don't trust anything you say anymore. 54:25.268 --> 54:25.548 Really? 54:25.808 --> 54:26.608 Is it the Buzzcocks? 54:28.129 --> 54:28.389 Yes. 54:34.002 --> 54:35.003 What a load of rubbish. 54:35.043 --> 54:35.643 That's brilliant. 54:35.723 --> 54:37.044 What a load of disgusting nonsense. 54:37.524 --> 54:41.226 That's the Buzzcocks from their Spiral Scratch EP Breakdown. 54:41.246 --> 54:43.327 This is Adam and Joe here on XFM. 54:43.467 --> 54:44.127 It's the X List. 54:44.408 --> 54:49.090 We've got more amazing music coming out from the XFM vaults very shortly. 54:49.130 --> 54:50.111 But now... What? 54:50.331 --> 54:54.253 It's time to play you my conversations with McVitie's. 54:55.253 --> 55:20.617 mugfitties as we said earlier on we're sort of obsessed with Jaffa cakes and the fact that it says on the box of packet of Jaffa cakes that they are recommended by sports nutritionists something which we find extraordinary a little bit disingenuous is that the correct word yeah possibly yeah but you know I mean it doesn't all they need to do is pay two sports nutritionists to endorse them and then they can say anything you think yeah so it's a legitimate claim I don't know I think 55:20.937 --> 55:24.342 I think the Advertising Standards Authority would take a tougher line. 55:24.482 --> 55:27.386 They've probably got some logic behind it, haven't they? 55:27.426 --> 55:35.336 I would think that if the majority of sports nutritionists were, you know, if all sports nutritionists in the UK were polled, I don't reckon that they were at all. 55:35.356 --> 55:37.959 No, you don't see Linford Christie stuffing his face with Jaffas. 55:39.381 --> 55:41.103 before a big race, do you? 55:41.203 --> 55:43.125 And it's nothing against Jaffas because they are lovely. 55:43.145 --> 55:43.786 They're tasty. 55:44.346 --> 55:46.668 But you know, everything in moderation, you know what I mean? 55:46.688 --> 55:50.993 But this is the logic that sugar, that anything with sugar in it makes you go faster, right? 55:51.213 --> 55:51.353 Yeah. 55:51.393 --> 55:54.456 Because that's how Lucozade can justify being a sports drink. 55:54.896 --> 55:55.237 OK. 55:55.257 --> 55:56.258 Because it's got glucose in it. 55:56.278 --> 55:56.498 Yes. 55:56.558 --> 55:57.379 And that gives you energy. 55:57.399 --> 55:57.659 That's right. 55:57.679 --> 56:00.181 But it only gives you energy later, doesn't it? 56:00.201 --> 56:01.142 It's not instantaneous. 56:01.923 --> 56:02.163 Is it? 56:02.303 --> 56:03.584 I don't know, it's contradictory information. 56:03.684 --> 56:09.548 Well, it's a little burst of energy and then you, with a lot of sugary stuff, you get a real bit of lethargy afterwards. 56:09.728 --> 56:16.753 Anyway, the other thing it says on the box is that if you've got a problem with Jaffas, if you're addicted to them, call the Jaffaholics anonymous line, right? 56:16.793 --> 56:19.295 Yeah, because they're kind of, it seems like they're kind of, um... 56:19.975 --> 56:21.717 Tiggling you with one hand, spanking you with the other. 56:21.777 --> 56:25.219 Well, they're sort of jokingly saying, go on, get addicted, eat as many as you want. 56:25.339 --> 56:27.181 And I thought, that can't be their attitude, can it? 56:27.201 --> 56:28.102 So I gave them a call. 56:28.362 --> 56:31.444 I was interested to find out what happened if you did call the Jaffaholics line. 56:31.624 --> 56:37.149 And it says, quite sort of seriously, if you do have a problem, call in the strictest confidence, this number. 56:37.189 --> 56:43.654 So this is what happened, first of all, when I called the number. 56:47.457 --> 56:49.439 Hi, you're through to McVitie's care line. 56:50.020 --> 56:55.003 If you are calling regarding that it is Jaffaholics Anonymous, please press one. 56:55.723 --> 57:02.987 Hello, your call cannot be taken at the moment, so please leave your message after the tone. 57:04.028 --> 57:10.271 Yeah, I've got like a really bad problem with like cakes and eating. 57:10.371 --> 57:11.252 Thank you for calling. 57:11.272 --> 57:12.313 What? 57:13.533 --> 57:14.574 What about my problem? 57:16.388 --> 57:16.808 So that was it. 57:16.828 --> 57:18.349 That doesn't give you much time, does it? 57:18.429 --> 57:22.591 It's just a little answering machine and it's only about five seconds worth of actual message. 57:22.611 --> 57:23.571 That's very flippant. 57:23.591 --> 57:26.472 So I wasn't gonna stand for that, you know, so I called back. 57:26.512 --> 57:28.993 Most people probably just swear, right? 57:29.173 --> 57:29.373 Yeah. 57:29.613 --> 57:31.654 Most people call up and just say eight swear words. 57:32.175 --> 57:32.995 And then put the phone down. 57:33.075 --> 57:33.555 And so, yeah. 57:33.935 --> 57:34.155 Yeah. 57:34.435 --> 57:36.216 The F1, the C1, the S1. 57:36.616 --> 57:37.897 You know, because... And then loop them. 57:38.197 --> 57:41.980 Yeah, five seconds, that's not enough for anything, not even a good bit of swearing. 57:42.120 --> 57:43.821 Yeah, and you could have a real problem. 57:43.841 --> 57:45.562 I mean, some people are addicted to chocolate. 57:45.722 --> 57:46.583 Well, exactly. 57:46.643 --> 57:48.424 So this is... So what had McVitie's playing at? 57:48.444 --> 57:53.067 This is what I wanted to find out if they, how they would deal with it if I really did have a problem. 57:53.528 --> 57:55.009 So there were two options there. 57:55.129 --> 58:00.132 One was for the Jeffaholics line and the other one was just for the McVitie's care line. 58:00.152 --> 58:01.313 So that's the one I tried next. 58:06.215 --> 58:08.196 Hi, you're through to McVitie's care line. 58:08.756 --> 58:13.739 If you are calling regarding McVitie's Jaffaholics Anonymous, please press 1. 58:14.359 --> 58:20.142 If you would like to speak to a customer services agent about any McVitie's products, please press 2. 58:20.262 --> 58:23.384 Good afternoon, McVitie. 58:24.144 --> 58:31.228 Yeah, I called the problem line, you know, like if you've got a problem. 58:33.453 --> 58:36.175 I can't get anyone there, it's just a machine. 58:36.776 --> 58:40.158 Yes it is, it's just so you can leave a recorded message. 58:40.178 --> 58:42.060 Can I not talk to anyone about it? 58:43.300 --> 58:46.243 No, not really, because we're not qualified to help you in any way. 58:46.263 --> 58:48.845 Why do they put the number on the packet? 58:49.465 --> 58:52.147 It's just so you can call that line and leave your comment. 58:52.167 --> 58:54.089 Right, it says if you've got a problem. 58:54.789 --> 58:56.550 Right, so do you have a problem then? 58:56.751 --> 58:58.392 Yeah, with like the jaffas. 59:01.650 --> 59:03.113 Like I eat a lot of them, you know. 59:03.633 --> 59:04.114 Too many. 59:04.134 --> 59:05.817 So how many are you eating? 59:06.318 --> 59:09.684 It's like about 10 packets a day. 59:09.944 --> 59:14.712 Yeah, some people say they're eating 15 or 20 a day, so I shouldn't worry too much. 59:15.305 --> 59:17.807 So she's not impressed by that. 59:17.827 --> 59:18.407 15 or 20? 59:18.467 --> 59:19.267 15 or 20 packets. 59:19.308 --> 59:21.129 How many Jaffas in a packet of Jaffas? 59:21.429 --> 59:22.650 At least about 10. 59:22.690 --> 59:23.650 10 or 12. 59:23.690 --> 59:25.571 That's 150 Jaffas a day. 59:25.852 --> 59:27.553 And I'm pretty sure that isn't good for you. 59:27.853 --> 59:29.934 No, that's sport nutrition. 59:30.494 --> 59:33.376 You've become a top class athlete on that many Jaffas. 59:33.576 --> 59:35.398 You could just roll down the track. 59:35.458 --> 59:35.778 Yeah. 59:36.138 --> 59:40.841 So anyway, she's not taking me seriously on the whole I'm addicted to Jaffas thing. 59:41.081 --> 59:42.422 So I persevere a little bit. 59:42.682 --> 59:46.224 Do you want to leave your name at all and we'll put you down as being a Jaffaholic? 59:46.484 --> 59:50.627 But I'm in trouble, you know, because I've put on a lot of weight. 59:50.987 --> 59:54.049 I'm not eating nothing else really, you know. 59:54.489 --> 59:55.990 You'll have to try and cut down. 59:56.010 --> 59:59.853 I can't, you know, I'm just thinking about them all the time now. 01:00:01.065 --> 01:00:02.686 I'd like to help you in here. 01:00:02.706 --> 01:00:04.948 You see, we're not counsellors at all. 01:00:05.528 --> 01:00:09.171 All we can do is, you know, just make a note of your comments for you. 01:00:09.191 --> 01:00:12.453 Because it says, like, if you've got a problem, you should call, you know? 01:00:12.773 --> 01:00:12.973 Yes. 01:00:13.294 --> 01:00:14.855 Well, it was just a fun line. 01:00:14.895 --> 01:00:16.556 It was just intended as that. 01:00:17.056 --> 01:00:17.256 Oh. 01:00:17.597 --> 01:00:22.200 If it is that severe, then you really need, you know, counselling help and we can't help you with that. 01:00:22.240 --> 01:00:27.303 But I thought they were, like, recommended by sports nutritionists here. 01:00:27.684 --> 01:00:28.364 Can I talk to one? 01:00:29.082 --> 01:00:33.765 I've got a nutritionist here, so it's probably a call to the doctor that you need. 01:00:34.745 --> 01:00:35.146 Right. 01:00:36.226 --> 01:00:36.987 Yeah, okay. 01:00:37.167 --> 01:00:38.488 Thank you for calling anyway. 01:00:41.772 --> 01:00:43.493 She's so, she's really sunny. 01:00:44.013 --> 01:00:46.494 She's not genuinely concerned about my problem at all. 01:00:46.615 --> 01:00:48.636 She's just trying to fob me off to another agency. 01:00:48.996 --> 01:00:49.976 It's outrageous. 01:00:50.056 --> 01:00:50.797 I think it's brilliant. 01:00:51.617 --> 01:00:55.219 I think Jaffa cakes are brilliant and I think the line's a really good idea. 01:00:55.239 --> 01:00:57.580 It's just a bit of fun and you've got the wrong end of the stick. 01:00:57.600 --> 01:00:59.962 I see, I do certainly appear to have the wrong end of the stick. 01:01:00.002 --> 01:01:00.102 Yeah. 01:01:00.182 --> 01:01:01.262 That's completely true. 01:01:01.642 --> 01:01:04.864 And man, it's not going to stop me eating Jaffas because I love those Jaffa cakes. 01:01:04.984 --> 01:01:06.205 The Jaffa cakes are delicious. 01:01:07.165 --> 01:01:09.767 And you know, it's just like she said, it's just a fun line. 01:01:10.748 --> 01:01:11.850 It's just a fun line. 01:01:11.911 --> 01:01:12.231 It's fun. 01:01:12.492 --> 01:01:14.296 It's so that she can make a note of your problems. 01:01:14.416 --> 01:01:16.361 So do you think I took the whole thing too seriously? 01:01:16.922 --> 01:01:17.604 I don't know Adam. 01:01:17.784 --> 01:01:18.245 I don't know. 01:01:18.265 --> 01:01:18.325 Yes. 01:01:19.781 --> 01:01:20.601 I think you may have. 01:01:20.762 --> 01:01:21.122 I don't know. 01:01:21.142 --> 01:01:22.623 I think you may have. 01:01:22.763 --> 01:01:23.743 I can't believe it. 01:01:23.783 --> 01:01:24.263 I feel so foolish. 01:01:24.283 --> 01:01:26.485 It's not that good just to make a note of the problem though, is it? 01:01:26.905 --> 01:01:27.905 What kind of help is that? 01:01:27.985 --> 01:01:30.767 No, this is just so that we can make a note of your problem. 01:01:31.007 --> 01:01:32.488 Put you down as a Jaffaholic. 01:01:32.508 --> 01:01:33.248 There's a list. 01:01:34.109 --> 01:01:35.409 Some kind of evil list. 01:01:35.429 --> 01:01:37.770 Did you hear halfway through she put me on speakerphone as well? 01:01:37.971 --> 01:01:38.351 Did she? 01:01:38.451 --> 01:01:38.691 Yeah. 01:01:38.711 --> 01:01:40.732 So the rest of the office could hear Mr. Nutter. 01:01:40.852 --> 01:01:41.793 Mr. Nutbar. 01:01:42.253 --> 01:01:47.976 People are texting in saying apparently Rio Ferdinand was caught on camera munching Jaffa cakes during some sort of football match. 01:01:48.416 --> 01:01:48.956 There you go. 01:01:49.056 --> 01:01:50.617 Maybe they are recommended by sports nutritionists. 01:01:50.637 --> 01:01:51.657 Well, they would have paid him. 01:01:51.717 --> 01:01:55.299 Don't you think they would have slipped some Jaffas and made some kind of backstage deal? 01:01:55.519 --> 01:01:56.679 I'm merely speculating. 01:01:56.979 --> 01:01:59.300 Man, you don't have to bribe me to munch on Jaffas. 01:01:59.761 --> 01:02:01.001 They're delicious. 01:02:01.401 --> 01:02:02.502 Let's play some music now. 01:02:02.522 --> 01:02:03.442 They're dangerlicious. 01:02:03.902 --> 01:02:04.903 They're deadlicious. 01:02:05.903 --> 01:02:08.265 Um, this is going out to Shelley. 01:02:08.665 --> 01:02:13.269 Shelley's at work, she's babysitting some horses and an incontinent dog. 01:02:13.589 --> 01:02:15.771 That's what it says here on the piece of paper I was handed. 01:02:15.791 --> 01:02:16.652 That sounds revolting. 01:02:16.672 --> 01:02:18.033 She's babysitting... Imagine! 01:02:18.213 --> 01:02:20.775 You know, because as soon as you say babysitting horses... 01:02:22.657 --> 01:02:23.338 She's being kicked. 01:02:23.358 --> 01:02:24.480 The horses are kicking her. 01:02:24.520 --> 01:02:27.104 She's landing in the faeces of the incontinent dog. 01:02:27.124 --> 01:02:28.365 They might just be watching telly. 01:02:28.866 --> 01:02:29.808 Yeah, alternatively. 01:02:29.968 --> 01:02:31.510 Anyway, this is going out to you, Shelley. 01:02:31.670 --> 01:02:33.172 Take care of those horses and the dogs. 01:02:33.353 --> 01:02:34.254 This is Daft Punk. 01:02:40.233 --> 01:02:42.194 That's Daft Punk with Digital Love. 01:02:42.835 --> 01:02:47.058 A breezy summery kind of sound and it's opened up a little chink in the clouds. 01:02:47.158 --> 01:02:49.759 I can see a tiny little bit of blue sky. 01:02:52.461 --> 01:02:56.144 We've got Xlist for the rest of the hour here on XFM. 01:02:56.164 --> 01:02:57.064 That's another half an hour. 01:02:57.084 --> 01:03:04.229 So keep your requests coming in and we're going to play another round of rock and reel or rock and rubs very shortly. 01:03:04.269 --> 01:03:05.150 So stay tuned for that. 01:03:05.550 --> 01:03:06.611 That's going to be amazing. 01:03:07.711 --> 01:03:08.152 XFM. 01:03:09.395 --> 01:03:12.056 XFM, yes, that's exactly what you're listening to. 01:03:12.076 --> 01:03:13.296 This is Adam and Joe here on XFM. 01:03:13.596 --> 01:03:20.879 If you want to play Rock and Reel or Rock and Rubs, our fantastic new competition, give us a call right now. 01:03:20.899 --> 01:03:22.239 0-8-7-1-2-2-2-1-0-4-9. 01:03:22.499 --> 01:03:30.101 Not only will you have the chance to win an amazing prize, you'll also get the chance to request any song you want from the X-list vaults. 01:03:30.502 --> 01:03:38.204 So call now 0-8-7-1-2-2-1-0-4-9 and hopefully we'll play Rock and Reel or Rock and Rubs after this one from Pulp. 01:03:43.462 --> 01:03:45.163 That was Pulp with Babies. 01:03:45.403 --> 01:03:46.584 And we have Alison. 01:03:46.624 --> 01:03:48.005 No, it's not Alison. 01:03:48.025 --> 01:03:48.465 Who is it? 01:03:48.525 --> 01:03:48.686 Heather. 01:03:48.986 --> 01:03:49.746 Sorry, Heather. 01:03:49.826 --> 01:03:50.407 How you doing? 01:03:50.487 --> 01:03:51.267 I'm fine, thanks. 01:03:51.287 --> 01:03:52.888 What are you up to this weekend? 01:03:53.009 --> 01:03:55.110 I'm going to leave tomorrow, actually. 01:04:08.652 --> 01:04:09.393 Going to Leeds? 01:04:10.053 --> 01:04:10.433 Wow! 01:04:10.753 --> 01:04:11.954 I've always wanted to go to Leeds. 01:04:12.995 --> 01:04:13.675 Why are you going there? 01:04:14.056 --> 01:04:15.056 It's my uncle's wedding. 01:04:15.757 --> 01:04:15.857 Ah. 01:04:16.537 --> 01:04:17.358 And I'm bridesmaid. 01:04:17.378 --> 01:04:18.419 It's quite exciting. 01:04:18.679 --> 01:04:19.319 That's excellent. 01:04:19.339 --> 01:04:20.420 What are you going to wear? 01:04:20.920 --> 01:04:23.642 A dress is a general idea. 01:04:23.662 --> 01:04:25.464 Well, I was thinking maybe no dress. 01:04:26.044 --> 01:04:27.505 What about that? 01:04:27.545 --> 01:04:28.786 Well, perhaps not. 01:04:28.846 --> 01:04:30.447 Because then he'd remember it forever. 01:04:31.027 --> 01:04:33.609 Yeah, for all the wrong reasons. 01:04:33.749 --> 01:04:34.390 That's true. 01:04:35.490 --> 01:04:37.752 Do you still find weddings exciting? 01:04:38.768 --> 01:04:39.429 Not really. 01:04:39.629 --> 01:04:40.790 No. 01:04:40.830 --> 01:04:45.072 Isn't that the secret shame of Britain that weddings are really boring? 01:04:45.212 --> 01:04:46.013 Oh come on. 01:04:46.113 --> 01:04:47.674 Although we do have a bounty castle. 01:04:47.954 --> 01:04:49.315 Not if it's a relative actually. 01:04:49.575 --> 01:04:52.817 If it's someone close that you care about then they're brilliant. 01:04:53.157 --> 01:04:55.098 It's always fun you know meeting new people. 01:04:55.379 --> 01:04:59.201 Are you in a relationship Heather or do you think you might get drunk and snog someone tomorrow? 01:04:59.641 --> 01:05:00.802 I'm thinking the drunk option. 01:05:01.320 --> 01:05:21.228 really nice bridesmaids man you're completely uh in the running for some you really are because you know i thought that you know i'm gonna head down me and adam are gonna head down like vince vaughan and owen wilson we're going to crash the wedding yeah and we're gonna snog you that's right i'll snog you at about 7 35 adam will get in there when you're a bit more drunk you have to be i might go a bit further at about nine 01:05:23.918 --> 01:05:26.841 Heather, are you ready to play rock and reel or rock and rubs? 01:05:26.961 --> 01:05:27.141 Yes. 01:05:27.501 --> 01:05:28.602 Now you know what to do, right? 01:05:29.202 --> 01:05:29.723 Not really. 01:05:29.863 --> 01:05:30.143 Okay. 01:05:30.423 --> 01:05:46.115 I'm just going to read out ten band names as if I was reading the shipping forecast, and after each band name I say, you have to say either reel or rubs, depending on whether you think it's a real band name from the NME gig section or one that I've just made up. 01:05:46.396 --> 01:05:46.916 Is that clear? 01:05:46.936 --> 01:05:47.497 Okay, yes, that's clear. 01:05:48.177 --> 01:05:48.637 Okay, cool. 01:05:49.078 --> 01:05:51.540 Let's play, and if you get over seven correct. 01:05:52.312 --> 01:05:56.834 Then you win a big prize as well as being able to, whatever happens, you'll be able to request a song, okay? 01:05:56.874 --> 01:05:58.714 So this is going to be amazing. 01:06:01.435 --> 01:06:02.996 Rock and reel or rock and rubs? 01:06:03.816 --> 01:06:04.076 Heather. 01:06:04.936 --> 01:06:07.337 Number one, P for pancetta. 01:06:09.858 --> 01:06:12.319 Number two, ground in dirt. 01:06:15.740 --> 01:06:18.361 Number three, the weather underground. 01:06:21.351 --> 01:06:23.692 Number four, Reese's Pieces. 01:06:25.473 --> 01:06:25.973 Uh, real. 01:06:26.933 --> 01:06:28.854 Number five, Squibs. 01:06:30.515 --> 01:06:30.975 Real. 01:06:32.236 --> 01:06:34.837 Number six, The Rock of Travolta. 01:06:35.577 --> 01:06:35.977 Real. 01:06:37.158 --> 01:06:39.559 Number seven, Hips Like Cinderella. 01:06:40.919 --> 01:06:41.319 Real. 01:06:42.220 --> 01:06:44.240 Number eight, The Clamps. 01:06:45.661 --> 01:06:46.061 Real. 01:06:47.102 --> 01:06:50.263 Number nine, Exhumed to the Slaughter. 01:06:53.277 --> 01:06:55.638 Number 10, Thickle Public. 01:06:56.659 --> 01:06:56.819 Rub. 01:06:58.319 --> 01:06:59.580 And Heather, that's it. 01:06:59.740 --> 01:07:03.722 I can tell you that you scored quite badly. 01:07:03.942 --> 01:07:04.362 Oh, dear. 01:07:04.562 --> 01:07:04.862 Oh, no. 01:07:05.222 --> 01:07:07.783 You only got four correct. 01:07:08.064 --> 01:07:08.804 Oh, no. 01:07:08.884 --> 01:07:11.845 P for Pancetta, you thought that was a real band. 01:07:12.405 --> 01:07:13.926 They should be, but it's not. 01:07:14.206 --> 01:07:14.326 Oh. 01:07:14.826 --> 01:07:18.448 Ground in Dirt, you correctly identified that as rubbish. 01:07:18.468 --> 01:07:18.948 Yeah. 01:07:18.968 --> 01:07:21.649 The Weather Underground, you thought that was made up. 01:07:21.669 --> 01:07:22.130 They're real. 01:07:22.150 --> 01:07:22.490 Oh. 01:07:23.072 --> 01:07:24.613 Reese's Pieces, they're real. 01:07:25.234 --> 01:07:27.455 Squibs, you thought they were real, that's rubs. 01:07:28.396 --> 01:07:31.398 But it's only a matter of time, surely, before you get a band called Squibs. 01:07:32.890 --> 01:07:33.291 Exactly. 01:07:33.531 --> 01:07:35.213 The Rock of Travolta, they're real. 01:07:35.313 --> 01:07:38.636 Hips Like Cinderella, that's a line from a Pixies song, that's a common tactic. 01:07:38.696 --> 01:07:42.300 I think there's about five bands named after lines from Pixies songs. 01:07:42.400 --> 01:07:42.760 Yeah, six. 01:07:42.921 --> 01:07:43.461 That's real. 01:07:44.102 --> 01:07:46.965 The Clamps, you thought that was real, that's rubbish. 01:07:47.445 --> 01:07:50.048 Exhumed to the Slaughter, you thought that was rubbish, that's real. 01:07:50.408 --> 01:07:51.750 Fickle Public, also real. 01:07:52.110 --> 01:07:53.251 So congratulations Heather. 01:07:53.271 --> 01:07:54.493 Hey Heather, what do you do for a living? 01:07:54.913 --> 01:07:55.713 I'm a student. 01:07:55.873 --> 01:07:56.674 You're a student. 01:07:56.854 --> 01:07:58.894 You're not a student of band names, though, are you? 01:07:59.094 --> 01:07:59.774 No, I'm not. 01:07:59.954 --> 01:08:02.975 Because you could spin that either way, really. 01:08:03.155 --> 01:08:08.797 Either you're hopelessly out of touch or you're just brilliantly prescient. 01:08:09.437 --> 01:08:09.957 Yeah, exactly. 01:08:09.977 --> 01:08:12.698 You're hopeful and you've got a vivid imagination. 01:08:12.778 --> 01:08:13.918 Yeah, exactly. 01:08:14.438 --> 01:08:15.839 I think we should give you a prize anyway. 01:08:15.879 --> 01:08:18.099 Are you a fan of very, very dark comedy? 01:08:18.359 --> 01:08:18.840 Yes, I am. 01:08:18.860 --> 01:08:19.920 Do you like Nighty Night? 01:08:20.320 --> 01:08:20.480 Yes. 01:08:20.860 --> 01:08:22.481 Do you want series two on DVD? 01:08:22.501 --> 01:08:23.422 That would be brilliant. 01:08:23.682 --> 01:08:24.303 Ah, there we go. 01:08:24.583 --> 01:08:26.164 I mean, you could have something else if you wanted. 01:08:26.204 --> 01:08:28.285 Well, I tell you what you can have is a request as well. 01:08:28.325 --> 01:08:29.246 What would you like to request? 01:08:29.266 --> 01:08:32.088 Ooh, I'd love to hear Richard III by Steve Frower. 01:08:32.248 --> 01:08:32.988 We have it for you. 01:08:33.008 --> 01:08:34.530 Heather, have a fantastic time tomorrow. 01:08:34.890 --> 01:08:36.771 Can't wait to give you a big snog. 01:08:36.971 --> 01:08:37.812 Thanks for calling, Heather. 01:08:37.832 --> 01:08:41.374 Yes, so 7.35, I'll see you round the back of the stripy tent. 01:08:42.175 --> 01:08:43.736 I'll be by the bar at around 9. 01:08:43.776 --> 01:08:45.497 I'll be the one in the dress. 01:08:45.717 --> 01:08:46.538 OK, fantastic. 01:08:47.158 --> 01:08:47.759 Here's Richard III. 01:08:54.138 --> 01:08:54.558 There you go. 01:08:54.718 --> 01:09:00.760 That's one of the all-time best songs by one of the all-time best bands in the world, in my humble opinion. 01:09:00.960 --> 01:09:03.781 Supergrass with Richard III going out to Heather. 01:09:04.222 --> 01:09:13.265 You know, Supergrass are one of these bands who release promos for their new albums on CD formats that won't play in your computer. 01:09:14.265 --> 01:09:21.953 And so that just renders them unlistenable, as far as I'm concerned, because I haven't got a CD player hooked up to my stereo at the moment. 01:09:21.973 --> 01:09:23.514 I just play everything through my computer. 01:09:23.895 --> 01:09:25.676 So I just didn't listen to their last album. 01:09:25.696 --> 01:09:26.577 You know what I mean? 01:09:26.697 --> 01:09:27.758 Because you can't burn it off? 01:09:28.279 --> 01:09:31.422 No, well, because I can't import it into iTunes and listen to it when I want. 01:09:32.423 --> 01:09:33.504 So what's that? 01:09:33.584 --> 01:09:34.145 What's that? 01:09:34.585 --> 01:09:35.146 That's rubbish. 01:09:35.796 --> 01:09:36.957 They're stymieing themselves. 01:09:37.057 --> 01:09:37.737 It's useless. 01:09:37.958 --> 01:09:41.980 I just think, surely, they can't be increasing their sales that way. 01:09:42.020 --> 01:09:45.323 There's so many bands that do that, and you just think, ooh, I'm excited to listen to this. 01:09:45.483 --> 01:09:47.044 I thought that went out of fashion doing that. 01:09:47.584 --> 01:09:49.666 Because there was a phase when everyone did that, didn't they? 01:09:49.726 --> 01:09:51.387 Non-copiable CDs. 01:09:51.487 --> 01:09:51.687 Yeah. 01:09:51.987 --> 01:09:52.728 But then they stopped. 01:09:52.748 --> 01:09:53.368 Uh-huh. 01:09:53.408 --> 01:09:54.629 Because the fans were getting angry. 01:09:54.769 --> 01:10:01.254 Well, sometimes what happens is you can import the first four tracks or something, and then it becomes impossible to read. 01:10:01.974 --> 01:10:04.317 I just think that's self-defeating, you know? 01:10:04.757 --> 01:10:09.142 Because I don't know how the last Supergrass album sold, but I don't think it was a complete smash. 01:10:09.622 --> 01:10:11.684 And it probably should have been because they're always amazing. 01:10:11.904 --> 01:10:14.307 Come on, Supergrass, make your records copyable. 01:10:14.407 --> 01:10:15.128 Get with the kids. 01:10:15.368 --> 01:10:16.709 Get with the kids, you know? 01:10:17.450 --> 01:10:21.532 I'm not talking about pirating. 01:10:21.552 --> 01:10:23.433 No, no, no, listen man, I'm not talking about pirating. 01:10:23.533 --> 01:10:24.694 It's revivifying the industry. 01:10:24.794 --> 01:10:27.575 I wasn't going to distribute it, I just wanted to listen to it. 01:10:27.875 --> 01:10:29.156 It's nothing to do with pirating. 01:10:29.196 --> 01:10:31.197 Pirating is creating music. 01:10:31.277 --> 01:10:33.918 Stop going on about piracy, I just wanted to hear the thing. 01:10:34.118 --> 01:10:37.460 Well importing it to iTunes, it's a hazy, hazy line isn't it? 01:10:38.220 --> 01:10:40.141 Well, no it's not. 01:10:40.541 --> 01:10:42.362 iTunes is just a way of listening to music. 01:10:43.049 --> 01:10:43.509 You know what I mean? 01:10:43.569 --> 01:10:44.270 It's just a music player. 01:10:44.290 --> 01:10:44.870 But I agree with you. 01:10:44.930 --> 01:10:49.894 I think being able to copy music is actually important, because you can put it onto CDs, make it into compilations, and play it to your friends. 01:10:49.914 --> 01:10:51.936 And that's how most people hear new music, you know? 01:10:52.216 --> 01:10:54.077 I read somewhere that cassettes are coming back. 01:10:54.338 --> 01:10:54.658 Really? 01:10:54.778 --> 01:10:59.081 Yeah, that they're supposed to be the new groovy format to make compilations on. 01:10:59.121 --> 01:10:59.422 Really? 01:10:59.542 --> 01:10:59.782 Yeah. 01:11:00.442 --> 01:11:04.125 There's something nice about being locked into someone else's compilation choice. 01:11:04.145 --> 01:11:04.946 Not being able to skip. 01:11:05.126 --> 01:11:07.428 Yeah, I mean, obviously, you can fast forward and rewind and stuff. 01:11:07.448 --> 01:11:11.511 But it's nice just to not be, yeah, you can't just jump about. 01:11:11.551 --> 01:11:12.752 How will we see that happening? 01:11:14.993 --> 01:11:16.893 Big chunky Walkmans coming back into fashion. 01:11:16.953 --> 01:11:17.393 Possibly. 01:11:17.453 --> 01:11:17.933 On the belt. 01:11:18.113 --> 01:11:18.834 Yeah, exactly. 01:11:19.094 --> 01:11:19.394 Yeah? 01:11:19.654 --> 01:11:20.094 Possibly. 01:11:20.694 --> 01:11:23.015 Because you can barely buy a decent tape player anymore. 01:11:23.375 --> 01:11:32.197 They phase so many formats out, like they're phasing... I tried to buy a DAT recorder the other day to listen to some of our previous shows for our podcasts. 01:11:32.578 --> 01:11:34.018 Can't buy DAT players anymore. 01:11:34.889 --> 01:11:35.169 You know? 01:11:35.450 --> 01:11:36.391 What's the world coming to? 01:11:36.431 --> 01:11:39.514 What is the world coming to when they just phase out the format so quickly? 01:11:40.195 --> 01:11:41.036 It's rip-off Britain. 01:11:41.316 --> 01:11:42.137 Rip-off Britain? 01:11:42.157 --> 01:11:42.758 That's what it is. 01:11:43.378 --> 01:11:46.822 You know, they just want you to invest in the next rip-off format. 01:11:47.463 --> 01:11:48.824 I can't deal with it. 01:11:48.865 --> 01:11:49.425 It's blowing my mind. 01:11:49.445 --> 01:11:50.166 Play some angry music. 01:11:50.466 --> 01:11:51.968 Right, here's the Eagles of Death Metal. 01:11:52.689 --> 01:11:55.111 One, two, one, two, three, four. 01:11:55.885 --> 01:12:04.690 Fantastic, that's the eels of death metal from their first album which is called peace love and death metal or just peace love death metal and that's called I Only Want You. 01:12:04.970 --> 01:12:06.571 This is Adam and Joe here on XFM. 01:12:06.791 --> 01:12:08.852 Do they do different flavoured Jaffa cakes? 01:12:09.293 --> 01:12:10.033 Yeah they do, they do. 01:12:10.053 --> 01:12:11.234 Do you get strawberry ones? 01:12:11.894 --> 01:12:14.936 Not that I know of, it's lime and raspberry. 01:12:14.976 --> 01:12:16.257 Lime and raspberry. 01:12:16.917 --> 01:12:17.977 Why not strawberry ones? 01:12:19.218 --> 01:12:20.519 Why not coffee flavoured ones? 01:12:22.200 --> 01:12:23.601 What, did you just have like a... 01:12:24.397 --> 01:12:24.897 Coffee jelly. 01:12:24.917 --> 01:12:25.597 Coffee jelly. 01:12:25.737 --> 01:12:26.978 Oh, a tasty coffee jelly. 01:12:27.018 --> 01:12:27.878 Coffee jelly. 01:12:27.958 --> 01:12:28.858 What about... Hmm? 01:12:30.959 --> 01:12:31.159 Yeah. 01:12:31.519 --> 01:12:31.719 What? 01:12:32.359 --> 01:12:34.700 What about another flavour that I can't think of? 01:12:37.240 --> 01:12:38.161 What about bubblegum? 01:12:38.321 --> 01:12:43.382 What about, like, what's that jelly you get in Spanish tapas bars? 01:12:44.366 --> 01:12:44.666 You know? 01:12:44.686 --> 01:12:48.567 Like that sort of savoury, savoury, orange... Aspic? 01:12:49.007 --> 01:12:49.227 Yeah. 01:12:49.568 --> 01:12:50.848 What about aspic? 01:12:51.608 --> 01:12:52.769 Aspic Jaffa Cakes. 01:12:53.049 --> 01:12:54.229 You could put anything in there. 01:12:55.449 --> 01:12:55.889 Couldn't you? 01:12:56.170 --> 01:12:56.390 Yeah. 01:12:56.470 --> 01:12:58.510 What about you could have Bonjela Jaffa Cakes? 01:12:59.351 --> 01:12:59.591 Mmm. 01:12:59.831 --> 01:13:05.432 Sort out your, you know, ulcers whilst giving you a tasty, sporty snack. 01:13:05.452 --> 01:13:06.413 Bonjela Cakes. 01:13:06.893 --> 01:13:07.173 Yeah. 01:13:07.573 --> 01:13:08.553 That's a good idea though. 01:13:08.573 --> 01:13:09.474 That's a very good idea. 01:13:09.694 --> 01:13:11.874 You know, I had a very good idea this week. 01:13:12.234 --> 01:13:13.635 I'm the man who thought up the Thrix. 01:13:14.415 --> 01:13:15.655 The three stitched twix. 01:13:15.775 --> 01:13:16.276 I forgot. 01:13:16.396 --> 01:13:24.898 As the man who thought up the thrix, and may I stress listeners, that is copyrighted and patent pending, I've also thought of a very good idea for water delivery. 01:13:25.199 --> 01:13:31.961 This is something we might go into another week, but Adam bought a very stylish bottle of water this week that came in a kind of plastic colostomy bag. 01:13:32.541 --> 01:13:34.662 It's called the platypus, and it's a little fold-up thing. 01:13:34.682 --> 01:13:38.783 It folds up to the size of something you could just easily put in your pocket. 01:13:39.303 --> 01:13:41.124 Once you've drunk all the water, you see men. 01:13:41.824 --> 01:13:43.446 expel it into the same packet. 01:13:43.466 --> 01:13:51.333 But once it's full of water, the force of the water opens the thing out, you can get about a litre of water in there, and it just stands up off its own accord. 01:13:51.493 --> 01:13:52.034 Extraordinary. 01:13:52.054 --> 01:13:54.396 It's only about a quid this thing, you can get them from camping shops. 01:13:54.416 --> 01:13:54.897 Platypus. 01:13:55.037 --> 01:13:55.217 Yeah. 01:13:55.517 --> 01:13:56.558 Yeah. 01:13:56.598 --> 01:13:58.620 So that's a new innovative way to deliver water. 01:13:59.000 --> 01:14:04.446 Why do Evian or a light-bottled water company not make Evian water pistols? 01:14:05.413 --> 01:14:10.195 So it's a litre of water, half a litre of water, with a cheap water pistol mechanism on it. 01:14:10.375 --> 01:14:11.135 That is genius. 01:14:11.155 --> 01:14:12.896 The kids would go mad for it. 01:14:13.116 --> 01:14:17.998 Strap it on your belt, squirt it into your mouth, squirt it at other people in the street. 01:14:18.818 --> 01:14:21.339 Right, my name's Joe Cornish, that is patented. 01:14:22.139 --> 01:14:44.274 right and copyright if anyone does that I get all the profits surely somebody listening to the show knows somebody's uncle who wants at water bottling design companies get in touch with you and I tell you the other thing I thought about this in detail because obviously in this current climate you don't want people going around with fake guns nobody so you make it like a space gun yeah yeah bobbly you know like a like like a am 01:14:45.475 --> 01:14:52.199 What's the bit, the sticky out bit on a gun, the barrel, made of like blobs, four circular like things. 01:14:52.539 --> 01:14:53.900 So it looks like a space ray gun. 01:14:54.501 --> 01:14:58.223 The main barrel of the thing could retain the essential design elements of the bottle. 01:14:58.943 --> 01:14:59.264 Yes. 01:14:59.324 --> 01:15:00.624 The ridged barrel. 01:15:00.665 --> 01:15:00.725 Yes. 01:15:01.605 --> 01:15:05.587 And it could compress as well, because you know those bottles are designed to compress. 01:15:05.627 --> 01:15:07.708 Yes, to fold up in the bin, to squash. 01:15:07.768 --> 01:15:08.888 Yeah, so you can recycle. 01:15:09.248 --> 01:15:11.789 In fact, why don't all soft drinks get delivered like that? 01:15:11.809 --> 01:15:15.771 Then when you walk into a newsagent, it's like a kind of cool armoury. 01:15:16.772 --> 01:15:20.773 And you could get, oh, I'll have a Gatling gun of coke. 01:15:21.354 --> 01:15:24.155 You know, I'll have a bazooka, I'll have a Tizer bazooka. 01:15:25.373 --> 01:15:28.935 And you could fire big blobs of Tizer at high speed into your mate's mouth. 01:15:30.396 --> 01:15:31.636 It would be brilliant. 01:15:32.117 --> 01:15:34.138 And you could do the same for Boos as well. 01:15:34.158 --> 01:15:36.799 That would revolutionise the game of Beer Hunter. 01:15:36.879 --> 01:15:37.180 Yes. 01:15:37.760 --> 01:15:39.041 Why aren't we in charge of everything? 01:15:39.161 --> 01:15:39.881 I don't know. 01:15:39.901 --> 01:15:43.323 We are wasted in this stupid radio station. 01:15:43.343 --> 01:15:44.644 We're completely wasted. 01:15:45.344 --> 01:15:46.585 Now before we go... Stupidly wicked. 01:15:47.666 --> 01:16:10.545 before we go we've got another lovely classic song to end our show here on XFM but before that we should mention as well don't forget to download our podcast the podcast was late this week it should have come out yesterday but it didn't because we were recording some new stuff for it and I failed to get it edited in time but I hope it's going to come out on Monday and then there'll be another new one 01:16:10.945 --> 01:16:13.186 Hey, I've discovered something about the iTunes chart. 01:16:13.206 --> 01:16:15.228 Apparently it's solely on new subscriptions. 01:16:15.648 --> 01:16:15.928 Oh, is it? 01:16:15.968 --> 01:16:17.149 It's not on downloads at all. 01:16:17.829 --> 01:16:21.151 The podcast chart relies purely on new subscriptions. 01:16:21.732 --> 01:16:24.874 So if you hear the Adam and Jo podcast and like it, please tell a friend and get them to subscribe. 01:16:25.074 --> 01:16:27.095 They don't even have to listen to it. 01:16:27.615 --> 01:16:29.056 All they have to do is click subscribe. 01:16:29.216 --> 01:16:32.178 I told you the other day I had a big argument with my brother because he wouldn't subscribe. 01:16:32.218 --> 01:16:33.939 He said, I can listen to it on the website. 01:16:33.959 --> 01:16:34.379 He's a traitor. 01:16:34.439 --> 01:16:35.320 He's a total traitor. 01:16:35.720 --> 01:16:38.527 So what, it's not going to hurt you if you just click subscribe? 01:16:38.587 --> 01:16:39.750 It doesn't charge you anything. 01:16:39.810 --> 01:16:42.375 All it does is flop into your inbox every week, that's all. 01:16:42.456 --> 01:16:42.977 You'd have to do anything. 01:16:42.997 --> 01:16:44.841 It's worth his while, because if you make more money... 01:16:45.777 --> 01:16:47.959 And then you might leave some to him in your will. 01:16:48.659 --> 01:16:50.341 If you pop your clogs, he'll be in the money. 01:16:50.581 --> 01:16:51.121 Exactly. 01:16:51.141 --> 01:16:51.542 Ka-ching. 01:16:51.662 --> 01:16:53.363 You know, if I... What more motivation? 01:16:53.724 --> 01:16:56.506 We could, if we get famous, I could buy him a big scooter. 01:16:56.526 --> 01:16:57.206 Yeah. 01:16:57.427 --> 01:16:59.668 And that's the thing that he's not taking into account. 01:16:59.929 --> 01:17:01.590 Because we don't get paid for the podcasts. 01:17:01.930 --> 01:17:04.212 It's not a big money, money changing operation. 01:17:04.632 --> 01:17:06.254 This is, we're just trying to spread the word. 01:17:06.274 --> 01:17:06.794 It's charity. 01:17:06.974 --> 01:17:07.575 It's charity. 01:17:07.715 --> 01:17:07.995 Anyway. 01:17:08.215 --> 01:17:08.916 Chuckles charity. 01:17:09.196 --> 01:17:09.736 Yeah, there you go. 01:17:09.776 --> 01:17:15.658 So you can you can find the podcast at www.xfm.co.uk or on the iTunes podcast thing. 01:17:15.958 --> 01:17:17.118 So get downloading. 01:17:17.458 --> 01:17:19.639 Also a couple of TV recommendations this week. 01:17:20.979 --> 01:17:25.541 I am currently contributing little bits to Amanda Iannucci's new series Time Trumpet. 01:17:25.601 --> 01:17:27.041 Number three goes out this week on 01:17:27.321 --> 01:17:29.322 Thursday at 10 o'clock on BBC Two. 01:17:29.703 --> 01:17:30.183 Check that out. 01:17:30.223 --> 01:17:31.304 Lots of funny stuff in there. 01:17:31.904 --> 01:17:39.489 And right after that is Charlie Brooker's excellent series Screenwipe on BBC Four, to which I contributed to very briefly last week. 01:17:39.509 --> 01:17:41.011 But that's that's it for my contribution. 01:17:41.111 --> 01:17:42.331 So it's safe to watch. 01:17:42.391 --> 01:17:43.352 It's safe to watch now. 01:17:43.392 --> 01:17:47.275 It's also got the best theme tune of any TV show at the moment, I think. 01:17:47.655 --> 01:17:48.175 Check this out. 01:17:48.196 --> 01:17:48.656 See what you think. 01:18:15.191 --> 01:18:15.451 Nice. 01:18:15.591 --> 01:18:16.292 Yeah, that's good. 01:18:16.392 --> 01:18:20.174 Charlie Brook and Scream White, BBC 4, Thursday nights at 10.30. 01:18:20.314 --> 01:18:26.557 And of course, Armando Iannucci's Time Trumpet on BBC 2 at 10pm on Thursday nights. 01:18:26.917 --> 01:18:30.939 Now, this is the last song of our show and the last song of The X List this week. 01:18:31.039 --> 01:18:33.600 This is dedicated to... Is this Johnny or Tommy? 01:18:34.441 --> 01:18:34.721 Johnny. 01:18:35.381 --> 01:18:35.822 In Essex. 01:18:36.122 --> 01:18:36.402 Johnny. 01:18:36.602 --> 01:18:36.842 Johnny. 01:18:36.862 --> 01:18:37.502 This one's for you. 01:18:38.263 --> 01:18:40.024 Lou Reed with Walk on the Wild Side. 01:18:40.324 --> 01:18:40.984 Thanks for listening. 01:18:41.004 --> 01:18:41.404 We love you. 01:18:41.424 --> 01:18:41.484 Bye. 01:18:41.544 --> 01:18:42.065 See you next week. 01:18:42.125 --> 01:18:42.305 Bye.