WEBVTT 00:01.570 --> 00:04.813 Whoa, yeah, that's Country Girl by Primal Scream. 00:05.153 --> 00:06.194 Hey, this is Adam Buxton. 00:06.374 --> 00:07.395 Hey, this is Joe Cornish. 00:07.435 --> 00:13.060 Welcome to our brand new slot here on Saturday mornings on XFM, 10 till 1 every Saturday. 00:13.120 --> 00:15.702 It's a little confusing and scary for me and Adam, right? 00:16.003 --> 00:18.365 I'm personally not usually up at this time of day. 00:18.725 --> 00:20.567 No, no, it's certainly very early to be up. 00:20.807 --> 00:21.928 And London's a different place. 00:21.968 --> 00:22.768 London's a different place. 00:22.788 --> 00:25.251 The only people on the streets are smack fans. 00:25.831 --> 00:39.935 smack fans, and uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, 00:42.796 --> 00:44.418 You know, she's... Where's her self-respect? 00:44.458 --> 00:44.918 Exactly. 00:44.938 --> 00:51.644 She's a grown-up woman, not a kind of... She might as well have fluids leaking out from under the sleeping bag, like what they do in doorways. 00:51.924 --> 00:54.427 I haven't checked, but she may as well... She probably does. 00:54.507 --> 01:00.232 And, you know, Marsha, who was just on before us doing a fantastic show, she slept in the... In the what? 01:00.292 --> 01:00.973 In the office! 01:00.993 --> 01:01.673 In the office?! 01:01.733 --> 01:02.154 As well! 01:02.774 --> 01:04.558 I mean, that's devotion, isn't it? 01:04.638 --> 01:10.729 And next door to our studio, there's a little place where bands do their live performances. 01:10.749 --> 01:11.671 There's a band in there! 01:11.711 --> 01:12.112 Who are they? 01:15.157 --> 01:15.917 The monkey knockers. 01:15.937 --> 01:16.597 The monkey knockers. 01:16.637 --> 01:19.579 I don't know who they are, but there's one bloke just shaking a shaker. 01:19.859 --> 01:20.079 Yeah. 01:20.239 --> 01:21.560 I wonder what percentage he gets. 01:21.660 --> 01:22.781 It could be Primal Scream. 01:23.161 --> 01:24.722 It could be Primal Scream for all we know. 01:24.982 --> 01:27.023 But listen, we've got some great music coming up for you. 01:27.063 --> 01:31.045 White Stripes in a second, Flaming Lips, Friends, Ferdinand, Arctic Monkeys, Lemon Heads, Razor Light. 01:31.445 --> 01:32.866 That's all just in the first hour. 01:33.086 --> 01:38.349 But almost even more exciting is now that we're on from 10 to 1, we have news. 01:39.669 --> 01:46.274 Right, we came in here, some lady came in and she read the news and she's threatening to do it again at eleven. 01:46.494 --> 01:47.175 And at twelve. 01:47.635 --> 01:48.296 And at twelve? 01:48.376 --> 01:48.956 I believe so. 01:48.976 --> 01:49.577 So two news. 01:49.757 --> 01:50.717 Two news, double news. 01:51.158 --> 01:53.119 And then after twelve, on a weekend. 01:53.299 --> 01:54.560 No one cares about news. 01:54.640 --> 01:58.183 No, all we care about is shopping. 01:58.303 --> 02:00.104 And having a nice time. 02:00.284 --> 02:03.507 Listen though, when she reads the news, you know what we can do? 02:03.587 --> 02:03.767 What? 02:03.987 --> 02:04.588 Some banter. 02:05.328 --> 02:05.968 News banter. 02:05.988 --> 02:08.969 We can banter with her like they do on the proper radio stations. 02:09.089 --> 02:10.169 Hey, hand over banter. 02:10.469 --> 02:12.770 Like Alistair Stewart and Megan Phillips. 02:12.870 --> 02:14.930 That's not her name, that's just a placebo name. 02:15.250 --> 02:16.410 Tina placebo. 02:16.430 --> 02:17.771 Tina placenta. 02:17.891 --> 02:18.811 That's a good idea. 02:19.351 --> 02:19.971 That's a really good idea. 02:19.991 --> 02:25.152 So it's an exciting show and if you need any more reason to listen, which you probably do, we've got amazing prizes. 02:25.412 --> 02:27.433 We've got the Book of Cool to give away. 02:28.093 --> 02:31.553 Yeah, we'll explain more about that but it's basically a massive DVD box set. 02:31.573 --> 02:32.494 We've got four copies. 02:32.874 --> 02:33.734 We've got a box. 02:34.614 --> 02:35.635 Not a cardboard one. 02:35.855 --> 02:36.135 Yeah. 02:36.715 --> 02:44.719 Like a plaster and wood one in a theatre at the Hackney Empire to see the James Taylor Quartet and Julia Beale in an evening of funk, soul and fusion. 02:45.220 --> 02:46.460 Plus a free case of beer. 02:47.261 --> 02:48.241 That's brilliant to give away. 02:48.261 --> 02:51.963 We've got tickets for an outdoor screening of Kill Bill featuring DJ Yoda. 02:52.703 --> 02:53.284 It just doesn't stop. 02:53.304 --> 02:55.205 We've got Crap Commentary Corner coming up. 02:56.232 --> 02:56.993 all sorts of stuff. 02:57.153 --> 02:58.254 And of course, we've got the X list. 02:58.274 --> 03:00.015 That's a new thing that we've never done before. 03:00.055 --> 03:01.696 So we may be stumbling a little bit. 03:01.716 --> 03:03.498 Yeah, it's going to be quite a shoddy X list. 03:03.558 --> 03:05.059 But remember, you can text us. 03:05.819 --> 03:06.580 How do they text us? 03:07.120 --> 03:08.401 Oh, yeah, 83XFM. 03:08.681 --> 03:10.002 You can call us when the time comes. 03:10.023 --> 03:10.002 08712221049. 03:11.023 --> 03:13.585 You can email us, Adam and Joe. 03:14.006 --> 03:14.426 What is it? 03:14.766 --> 03:16.928 XFM.co.uk, something like that. 03:17.128 --> 03:18.489 That's that's more or less the shape of it. 03:18.669 --> 03:19.651 Let's play some music right now. 03:19.691 --> 03:21.493 Here's the white stripes with a denial. 03:21.654 --> 03:22.635 No, it's not a denial twist. 03:22.735 --> 03:23.056 Or is it? 03:23.316 --> 03:24.378 Yes, it is the denial twist. 03:24.418 --> 03:24.618 Good. 03:24.819 --> 03:25.580 I'm on top of everything. 03:25.640 --> 03:25.960 It's fine. 03:26.000 --> 03:26.581 Don't worry about it. 03:31.294 --> 03:31.774 Fantastic. 03:31.794 --> 03:33.616 That's the white stripes with the denial twist. 03:33.636 --> 03:34.296 This is Adam and Joe. 03:34.516 --> 03:37.498 Very pleased to be back here on XFM in our brand new slot. 03:37.979 --> 03:38.279 Yeah. 03:39.019 --> 03:42.762 Um, listen, listeners, I had some Cadbury's fruit and nut. 03:43.363 --> 03:44.103 No, whole nut. 03:44.403 --> 03:44.663 Yeah. 03:45.024 --> 03:47.285 And there's a Cadbury's salmonella scandal. 03:47.505 --> 03:48.466 Have you heard about that? 03:48.486 --> 03:48.846 No. 03:49.167 --> 03:51.548 They had all salmonella up all their pipes. 03:51.768 --> 03:52.709 What are you talking about? 03:52.729 --> 03:53.470 In their factory. 03:53.490 --> 03:54.370 It was in the papers. 03:54.610 --> 03:55.231 When was this? 03:55.331 --> 03:56.712 They've poisoned all the chocolate. 03:56.892 --> 03:58.172 Oh, salmonella and air pipes! 03:58.272 --> 04:02.873 Cadbury's, Britain's most trusted choccy brand, are poisoning the nation. 04:03.053 --> 04:03.753 Not deliberately. 04:03.913 --> 04:04.813 Not deliberately, no. 04:04.873 --> 04:08.454 I'm being slightly inflammatory and legally orientated, listeners. 04:08.854 --> 04:10.274 But now I've got a dickie tummy. 04:10.734 --> 04:11.375 Have you really? 04:11.435 --> 04:13.095 And could the two be linked? 04:13.335 --> 04:15.195 Were you chomping on Cadbury's this morning? 04:15.455 --> 04:19.216 Well, the night before... No, this was a week or so ago, wasn't it? 04:19.236 --> 04:20.456 A couple of weeks ago, even. 04:20.736 --> 04:25.357 The night before the news broke, somebody bought me two massive bars of whole nut. 04:26.311 --> 04:28.950 and they've been sitting in the cupboard and I chomped half of one of them. 04:29.793 --> 04:32.655 and started feeling a bit dicky, but I can't say no. 04:33.035 --> 04:33.856 I can't resist it. 04:34.176 --> 04:35.397 Even if it's riddled with salmonella. 04:35.417 --> 04:35.617 Can you? 04:35.657 --> 04:42.161 I don't know whether anybody out there has eaten any... Are people, like, stopping eating Cadburys because of the poisons? 04:42.341 --> 04:44.722 No, because no one would have actually been poisoned. 04:45.023 --> 04:47.004 Presumably they would have found... The people have... Yeah, they have. 04:47.124 --> 04:47.424 Really? 04:47.524 --> 04:47.804 Yeah. 04:48.345 --> 04:51.086 Salmonella gets the very young and the very old, right, I think. 04:51.707 --> 04:53.128 Everybody now say hi. 04:53.148 --> 04:55.489 From the very, very young, from the very, very old. 04:55.529 --> 04:56.410 That's the salmonella song. 04:57.671 --> 05:03.797 But if you're sort of healthy and in the midst of your life like me, I think it probably just gives you a dicky tummy. 05:03.837 --> 05:05.019 You can conquer it easily. 05:05.499 --> 05:09.363 It's not like a life-threatening problem, Salmonella, for someone like you. 05:09.423 --> 05:10.745 I don't really know the details. 05:10.785 --> 05:12.066 In the peak of physical perfection. 05:12.326 --> 05:13.207 I need help, listeners. 05:13.227 --> 05:15.330 Has anybody else felt poisoned by Cadbury's? 05:15.610 --> 05:17.472 Or is everyone just still eating it willy-nilly? 05:17.772 --> 05:18.093 Yeah. 05:18.693 --> 05:19.134 You reckon? 05:19.194 --> 05:19.975 It's so delicious. 05:20.035 --> 05:21.696 It's well-tasty, well-tasty. 05:22.097 --> 05:25.180 And I reckon the salmonella might give it an extra piquante. 05:25.220 --> 05:27.302 Yeah, exactly. 05:27.322 --> 05:27.802 That's right. 05:28.043 --> 05:30.605 Like, isn't that... The Romans used to do something similar, didn't they? 05:30.625 --> 05:31.646 What, eat salmonella? 05:31.666 --> 05:35.850 No, they'd give themselves, like, a little bit of arsenic or something, you know, just instead of pepper. 05:36.471 --> 05:36.851 Would they? 05:36.951 --> 05:38.252 Yeah, because it spices up a dish. 05:38.272 --> 05:39.193 A little bit of poison. 05:39.213 --> 05:40.073 A tiny bit of poison. 05:40.093 --> 05:40.374 What's that? 05:40.394 --> 05:45.497 There's a stupid fact about apple pips having enough cyanide in them to kill a man. 05:45.517 --> 05:46.298 That's right. 05:46.318 --> 05:47.318 Do you remember that fact? 05:47.778 --> 05:50.540 Well, that was just your parents telling you not to swallow the apple pips. 05:50.580 --> 05:51.641 I always swallow the pips. 05:51.941 --> 05:56.564 Because, well, the threat that I got was that you'd get an apple tree growing in your stomach. 05:57.805 --> 06:22.450 and branches coming out places from your winkle and under your armpits and you know nobody wants that wow so think yourself lucky that you've got off with salmonella yeah okay competition time coming up very shortly here's a free play for you right now this is guided by voices that's guided by voices with teenage fbi this is adam and joe on xfm it's competition time 06:53.081 --> 06:53.481 Is it on? 06:53.642 --> 06:53.822 Yeah. 06:53.862 --> 06:54.122 Yeah. 06:54.562 --> 06:59.747 So, listen, if you're new to this show, which you may be because we're in a new slot... Oh, that was quite a kind of abrupt, wasn't it? 06:59.767 --> 07:01.128 It's a bit abrupt, the end of that. 07:01.228 --> 07:02.249 I'd like it to fade out. 07:02.349 --> 07:03.970 Yeah, well, you're in charge of the fading. 07:04.231 --> 07:07.073 Well, it just cuts off on the Cornish recording of that one. 07:07.093 --> 07:08.494 Well, I assumed you would have faded it out. 07:09.295 --> 07:27.408 Right then, but listen, this competition right, it's called Crap Commentary Corner, what we do is take an audio commentary from a DVD, play you some clips of it, and you have to call in 08712221049, tell us who is talking on the commentary, and what movie they're talking over. 07:27.749 --> 07:29.290 So this is quite an easy one this week. 07:30.271 --> 07:31.792 We should tell people what they can win. 07:32.072 --> 07:34.032 What can they... Well, you can have your pick of the prizes. 07:34.532 --> 07:34.792 Yeah? 07:34.993 --> 07:36.913 Yeah, let's be free and easy with the prizes this week. 07:36.933 --> 07:38.734 Exactly, and there's all sorts of exciting prizes. 07:38.754 --> 07:40.874 You know, the box might be a nice prize, though. 07:40.894 --> 07:42.355 That sounds like a good prize. 07:42.375 --> 07:44.495 The box for James Taylor and stuff like that. 07:44.535 --> 07:46.116 Yeah, but I think we should let people pick. 07:46.516 --> 07:47.736 We can let people pick. 07:47.816 --> 07:48.477 It's more exciting. 07:48.497 --> 07:49.317 We'll let people pick. 07:49.637 --> 07:50.357 So here we go. 07:50.377 --> 07:52.778 I'm not going to give you any clues about this one. 07:54.339 --> 07:55.720 Except to say it's a director. 07:56.620 --> 07:57.680 And he's quite famous. 07:58.881 --> 08:00.541 But he's not famous because he's good. 08:02.322 --> 08:04.603 OK, the number's 0-8-7-1-2-2-2-1-0-4-9. 08:04.643 --> 08:08.465 Do you think anybody enters competitions at this time in the morning? 08:08.745 --> 08:09.765 Oh, certainly, yeah. 08:09.805 --> 08:13.647 Yeah, because they're limbering up for an exciting day at the shops and stuff. 08:13.667 --> 08:15.608 Their minds are in peak physical condition. 08:16.088 --> 08:18.869 They've still got booze coursing around their veins from Friday night. 08:19.269 --> 08:38.390 yeah they're ready to rock okay well here's clip number one and in this clip the director is talking about how uh you know the public response to this film and the internet response particularly to this film wasn't necessarily very flattering and he's a bit angry about that so have a listen to this i hope that this dvd gets uh 08:39.591 --> 08:52.135 out in the market and that the people see the movie finally on DVD because the movie deserves it and it's far away from that trash what the people wrote in the internet. 08:52.395 --> 08:56.316 And I got punished for it and damaged on IMDb. 08:56.456 --> 09:04.338 This movie is way better in everything and the story makes sense and is told in a way that you understand the story. 09:04.898 --> 09:07.339 I got panished and damaged. 09:07.879 --> 09:11.040 There's a certain element of fun in just listening to a German accent. 09:11.440 --> 09:12.801 Is that a real German accent? 09:12.921 --> 09:13.501 I think so. 09:13.821 --> 09:15.082 Sounds Bavarian. 09:16.482 --> 09:18.383 I got panished and damaged. 09:19.323 --> 09:20.344 Okay, clip number two. 09:21.524 --> 09:23.365 As soon as you guess who this is, 08712221049. 09:23.805 --> 09:27.166 I've got no idea who that is. 09:27.346 --> 09:27.546 Really? 09:27.586 --> 09:29.327 He's a pretty famous bad director. 09:30.094 --> 09:31.234 That's quite a hefty clue. 09:31.494 --> 09:31.814 Right. 09:32.155 --> 09:40.357 So here's clip number two and our famous bad director has brought some little friends into the recording booth of his DVD commentary and they caused some trouble. 09:40.497 --> 09:40.937 Munchkins? 09:41.637 --> 09:42.257 Yeah, kinda. 09:43.398 --> 09:50.900 If you hear any noises or whatever, these are my two dogs, they're hanging out here in the stage, in the sound stage. 09:52.248 --> 09:55.710 And I say it again, these are my dogs here, hanging out there, bored. 09:55.730 --> 09:58.712 These are my dogs back here. 09:59.092 --> 10:00.292 Don't play here. 10:01.993 --> 10:11.318 Just... The dogs, they behave themselves fairly well, the dogs, and he's still giving them a hard time. 10:11.338 --> 10:13.199 Yeah, he's slapping them around a bit. 10:13.760 --> 10:15.961 So is he famous for loving dogs, the director? 10:16.881 --> 10:17.902 No, I don't think so. 10:18.402 --> 10:22.763 He's just a freewheeling German man who feels as if he's been punished. 10:22.783 --> 10:23.084 Yeah. 10:23.624 --> 10:28.645 Listen, let's play one more clip and we'll give you some clues if it's still proving a little tricky. 10:28.945 --> 10:35.387 In this clip, he's complaining about the fact that his lead actress won't get her boobles out. 10:36.108 --> 10:36.408 Here we go. 10:37.168 --> 10:39.589 What is a disappointment? 10:40.089 --> 10:54.933 A disappointment is for all the fans that Tara Reid is not losing her bra, but this is a typical prude US thing, like the actresses are not willing to play nudity normally. 10:55.153 --> 10:57.093 And it's very disappointing. 10:57.433 --> 11:05.115 Tara Reid is going naked to parties and gets in the press with that, but she is not losing her bra in a movie. 11:05.135 --> 11:06.316 What is idiotic? 11:07.516 --> 11:09.058 Well, he's really upset about it, isn't he? 11:09.098 --> 11:09.318 He is. 11:09.378 --> 11:12.061 Well, you know, Tara Reid's attractive woman. 11:12.462 --> 11:16.706 She's going new to the parties, but she won't take her bra off for me. 11:16.746 --> 11:17.727 That is idiotic. 11:18.067 --> 11:19.048 Not take it off, lose it. 11:19.249 --> 11:20.170 Lose it? 11:20.310 --> 11:21.511 He wants it lost altogether. 11:21.551 --> 11:23.753 Tara, shush, shush, with the bra, shush. 11:25.035 --> 11:26.517 So there we go, 0871-222-1049. 11:27.919 --> 11:34.308 If you know what director that is and what film he was talking about, then call now and you could win a fantastic prize, yeah? 11:34.488 --> 11:41.398 Music now, it's The Flaming Lips with The Wand, then we've got some ads and we'll be back with the conclusion of Crap Commentary Corner for this week. 11:47.847 --> 11:50.028 There you go, let's go west with We Close Our Eyes. 11:50.888 --> 11:53.329 Sorry, Franz Ferdinand with Do You Want To. 11:53.670 --> 11:55.430 Adam and Joe, back here on XFM. 11:55.550 --> 11:56.351 Steve's on the line. 11:57.171 --> 11:58.031 Oh, are we gonna go to Steve? 11:58.051 --> 11:58.792 Yeah, let's go to Steve. 11:58.812 --> 11:59.112 Hey Steve. 11:59.132 --> 12:00.873 We're playing Crap Commentary Corner, by the way. 12:01.033 --> 12:01.353 Hello, hello. 12:01.693 --> 12:02.413 How you doing, Steve? 12:02.754 --> 12:03.674 I'm good, thank you guys. 12:04.074 --> 12:05.495 Yeah, very good, very glad to be back. 12:05.875 --> 12:10.057 So Steve, before we get your answer to Crap Commentary Corner, we're gonna play one more clip. 12:10.908 --> 12:12.569 of this brilliant director, okay? 12:13.229 --> 12:14.110 And this is a clip. 12:14.690 --> 12:16.791 It's just, I just like the way he words this. 12:17.431 --> 12:19.753 And this is him remembering a day when he felt a bit ill. 12:20.613 --> 12:29.918 This scene is a very bad remembering situation for me because I had a very bad ear infection and like fever and headache. 12:30.078 --> 12:35.741 And I'm really happy about that scene because there are real emotions coming up, what was very good. 12:35.841 --> 12:38.662 And both actors try to stand up. 12:41.164 --> 12:42.405 And there the sentence ends. 12:43.026 --> 12:44.287 It's not as if he carries on. 12:44.307 --> 12:46.309 They just try to stand up. 12:47.030 --> 12:48.951 And in a movie by this guy, that's good enough. 12:49.192 --> 12:52.415 It's a bad remembering situation for me though. 12:52.615 --> 12:53.716 What was very good? 12:54.477 --> 12:55.097 Hello Steve. 12:55.458 --> 12:56.599 Hello. 12:56.779 --> 12:57.379 So who is it? 12:57.419 --> 12:59.101 Put us out of our Germanic misery. 12:59.622 --> 13:00.402 Ove Balls. 13:00.723 --> 13:01.063 Yes. 13:01.443 --> 13:01.904 Ove what? 13:02.631 --> 13:03.512 It's bowls, isn't it? 13:03.832 --> 13:05.113 But I think bowl, is it? 13:05.273 --> 13:05.613 Bowl. 13:06.294 --> 13:07.555 Or balls. 13:07.695 --> 13:09.116 I think it's just bowl, isn't it? 13:09.676 --> 13:11.017 Well, it is balls, isn't it? 13:11.217 --> 13:12.218 That's well pronounced. 13:12.478 --> 13:13.159 Uwe Boll. 13:13.359 --> 13:15.260 Now listen, I don't know anything about Uwe Boll. 13:15.280 --> 13:16.301 Steve, tell us a bit about him. 13:17.462 --> 13:23.106 Well, I just know he's always been flagged off on the internet for doing terrible movie conversions of pretty decent games. 13:23.487 --> 13:24.367 Video games, yeah. 13:24.387 --> 13:25.868 Do you know any of the names of his films? 13:26.749 --> 13:27.790 He didn't do... 13:30.151 --> 13:31.772 We might have done Boom or Silent Hill. 13:32.032 --> 13:33.233 No, he did House of the Dead. 13:33.253 --> 13:34.914 Oh, House of the Dead, that's it, yeah. 13:34.934 --> 13:37.975 Yeah, which is just incredible. 13:38.375 --> 13:40.737 It is the worst, funniest thing I've ever seen. 13:41.337 --> 13:42.157 I've never even heard of it. 13:42.177 --> 13:44.359 I do reckon, it just makes no sense. 13:44.899 --> 13:46.079 But it's very exciting. 13:46.200 --> 13:47.300 Yeah. 13:48.021 --> 13:51.222 And that, do you know what movie that commentary was from, Steve? 13:52.603 --> 13:53.183 House of the Dead? 13:53.824 --> 13:56.245 No, that's Alone in the Dark. 13:56.963 --> 13:57.743 Oh yeah, that's right. 13:58.004 --> 13:59.604 Is that a video game conversion? 13:59.744 --> 14:00.024 Yeah. 14:00.144 --> 14:04.586 Yeah, that came out years ago, Alone in the Dark, and they've done a couple of remakes of the game as well. 14:04.826 --> 14:05.447 There you go. 14:05.487 --> 14:10.389 Well, this is a movie of it starring Christian Slater and what's his name? 14:10.529 --> 14:11.469 Oh, Stephen Dorf. 14:11.909 --> 14:12.950 And Tara Reade, presumably. 14:13.070 --> 14:14.270 And Tara Reade, all the big names. 14:14.431 --> 14:15.591 Have you seen that one, Steve? 14:16.091 --> 14:18.052 No, I think I'll wait for that to come out on DVD. 14:18.252 --> 14:19.052 Oh, it's out, mate. 14:19.373 --> 14:19.773 Oh, is it? 14:19.853 --> 14:22.094 Yeah, you know, that was the commentary and everything off of it. 14:23.783 --> 14:24.844 It's early in the morning, guys. 14:25.064 --> 14:26.285 It's true, it's true. 14:26.545 --> 14:27.906 But you know, I wouldn't bother. 14:28.867 --> 14:29.587 It's a stinker. 14:29.647 --> 14:30.828 You can borrow Joe's copy. 14:30.868 --> 14:32.129 Man, you can have my copy. 14:32.149 --> 14:33.550 Hey, Steve, what do you want for a prize? 14:33.570 --> 14:36.912 We've got the Book of Cool, we've got these... Oh, Steve! 14:36.932 --> 14:37.492 He's fed up. 14:38.073 --> 14:38.833 He hates Cool. 14:38.873 --> 14:39.594 He hates the Book of Cool. 14:39.694 --> 14:41.015 Steve's too cool for Cool. 14:41.335 --> 14:42.776 Okay, we might try and get Steve back. 14:42.936 --> 14:43.717 Steve, are you there? 14:44.517 --> 14:44.977 No, he's gone. 14:45.337 --> 14:48.419 Okay, he hates he hates anything to do with cool Steve notorious. 14:48.459 --> 14:49.119 That's quite good. 14:49.139 --> 14:52.180 We've got extra prizes He got furious about the book of cool. 14:52.220 --> 14:54.501 It just happened to Steve. 14:54.561 --> 15:02.925 I hope he wasn't in an accident or anything maybe He was savaged by one of who is rock violence. 15:03.205 --> 15:07.847 We'll try and we'll try and revive Steve Yeah, now I'm worried about I'm a bad surprise could have been a 15:08.367 --> 15:09.909 Sam should find Steve for goodness sake. 15:09.949 --> 15:11.350 Get Steve, we're really worried about Steve. 15:11.370 --> 15:12.431 Otherwise we'll have like a dead caller. 15:12.451 --> 15:13.973 We don't know his second name. 15:14.053 --> 15:15.915 And that would be bad for our first show back. 15:16.275 --> 15:18.657 Let's play some music and we'll try and find Steve for you. 15:19.298 --> 15:20.319 Hear the Arctic Monkeys. 15:23.101 --> 15:28.486 What time did the bus go? 15:28.506 --> 15:29.988 I woke you up. 15:30.731 --> 15:32.072 What time's the bus go? 15:32.453 --> 15:32.913 Who was that, Adam? 15:33.493 --> 15:38.738 Oh, come on, Joe Cornish, that's the monkeys, the Arctic monkeys, with leave before the lights come on. 15:38.958 --> 15:52.830 This is Adam and Joe, this is XFM London's 104.9, now in an hour and 15 minutes it's time for the X-list at 12 noon, and it's the first time Adam and I have had control of the X-list, one of the most important parts of the architecture of this radio station, right? 15:52.850 --> 15:53.451 That's right. 15:53.471 --> 15:55.353 So we're gonna make a big old mess of it! 15:56.734 --> 15:57.754 We're going to pull it down. 15:57.814 --> 15:58.054 No, we're not. 15:58.074 --> 15:58.935 We're going to make it better. 15:59.255 --> 16:00.156 We've got an idea, right? 16:00.396 --> 16:02.277 We're going to call it the X-Lust. 16:02.597 --> 16:02.837 Ooh. 16:03.258 --> 16:04.718 Right, we only just had that idea. 16:04.899 --> 16:07.320 We had a lot of other ideas and they were all very good. 16:07.480 --> 16:07.720 Yeah. 16:07.760 --> 16:08.481 We went for that one. 16:08.521 --> 16:09.341 We chose the worst one. 16:09.461 --> 16:09.642 Yeah. 16:09.842 --> 16:10.462 The X-Lust. 16:10.542 --> 16:15.285 Right, so the idea is you call us 08712221049 or text us 83XFM if you want somebody to know that you fancy them. 16:21.869 --> 16:23.350 It's like being out of school, isn't it? 16:23.410 --> 16:23.690 Yeah. 16:24.110 --> 16:26.711 So you call us and you dedicate a track to them, right? 16:27.392 --> 16:29.653 And then you also give us their number. 16:30.333 --> 16:37.477 And what we're going to do is we're going to call them and we'll find out whether they reciprocate your feelings and use the track as bribery. 16:37.677 --> 16:37.777 Ooh. 16:38.057 --> 16:44.660 Well, we were saying before that we would have them on the line, we would play the track, and then we would see if they were still on the line at the end of the track. 16:44.680 --> 16:48.062 And if they are, that means they want some roughly. 16:48.433 --> 16:49.594 Yeah, so this is good. 16:49.894 --> 16:51.816 The xlust08712221049. 16:53.878 --> 16:56.861 You need a request of a kind of xlist classic. 16:57.381 --> 16:59.824 You need someone what you love, but they don't know it. 16:59.844 --> 17:02.066 Yeah, or even maybe you don't love them. 17:02.346 --> 17:04.268 You just want to see inside their pants. 17:04.881 --> 17:05.822 Yeah, yeah. 17:06.303 --> 17:07.824 It is called the Ex-Lust after all. 17:07.884 --> 17:08.245 Exactly. 17:08.505 --> 17:10.807 And then we need their number as well, okay? 17:10.847 --> 17:14.331 And remember, the best thing is you don't actually have to talk to this person. 17:14.531 --> 17:14.951 That's right. 17:15.072 --> 17:16.673 We're acting as intermediaries. 17:16.693 --> 17:20.637 You're shielded from any romantic wounding implications, right? 17:20.657 --> 17:21.698 Yeah, you can do all that later. 17:21.738 --> 17:25.302 So if they say, oh no, Steve is ugly. 17:26.543 --> 17:30.268 Then not the Steve that just called by the way the see that just called is fine. 17:30.308 --> 17:32.510 He just went under a bridge Yeah, he's not dead. 17:32.550 --> 17:42.161 He wasn't he wasn't crushed by the bridge But yeah, so if this person doesn't fancy you then you know you don't have the embarrassment of Addressing them to their face and you can just move on 17:42.842 --> 17:44.484 fancy someone on telly or something. 17:44.924 --> 17:45.385 Exactly. 17:45.705 --> 17:53.574 At the very least they'll be impressed by the fact that you made a kind of romantic gesture on the nation's biggest Saturday morning radio show. 17:55.016 --> 17:57.339 There's a flaw in that logic somewhere towards the end. 17:57.939 --> 18:21.325 0 8 7 1 2 2 2 1 0 4 9 or text 8 3 X FM or email Adam and Joe at X FM dot co dot UK and you know what if you just want a request for the X list anyway and you don't have anybody anybody you fancy we might stick those on too yeah exactly so get in touch we'll be back shortly you know we won't remember this 18:23.439 --> 18:25.604 That's Razorlight with In The Morning. 18:25.624 --> 18:27.648 Hey, this is Adam and Joe here on XFM. 18:27.889 --> 18:28.109 Yeah. 18:28.590 --> 18:28.791 Hi. 18:28.991 --> 18:30.555 It's coming up to news time soon, Joe. 18:30.595 --> 18:31.697 You ready to do some banter? 18:31.717 --> 18:32.258 I'm excited. 18:32.299 --> 18:33.621 I'm going to banter with that news lady. 18:33.662 --> 18:34.183 What's her name? 18:35.137 --> 18:36.597 She's got a complicated Welsh name. 18:36.717 --> 18:36.898 Has she? 18:36.918 --> 18:37.278 We'll find out. 18:37.318 --> 18:38.678 Yeah, we're going to have to find out. 18:38.698 --> 18:39.718 That's exciting. 18:41.179 --> 18:43.820 So, er, noodles, Joe. 18:43.920 --> 18:45.240 I wanted to talk about noodles. 18:45.560 --> 18:45.860 Noodles. 18:45.960 --> 18:47.581 Specifically the pot kind. 18:47.921 --> 18:48.681 Pot noodles, yeah. 18:48.881 --> 18:49.061 Yeah. 18:49.121 --> 18:52.322 You know, have you seen that advert where they're in the mine? 18:52.762 --> 18:54.123 They're in the pot noodle mine. 18:54.423 --> 19:00.965 It's a crazy advert, you know, putting forth the idea that noodles actually come from noodle mines. 19:01.505 --> 19:01.705 Imagine. 19:01.725 --> 19:02.986 Right, I have seen that advert. 19:03.046 --> 19:12.091 It's kind of, yeah, exactly, making it like Welsh miners, but instead of being covered in coal dust, they're covered in noodles. 19:12.191 --> 19:12.972 Yeah, exactly. 19:13.172 --> 19:19.556 Well, I've got a number of problems, I don't know how you feel about it, on several different levels with the noodles, with the noodle mines. 19:20.056 --> 19:24.799 The first of which being, you know, just the logical inconsistency of the whole thing. 19:25.199 --> 19:25.900 Do you know what I'm saying? 19:26.200 --> 19:32.466 Like, if you were mining for noodles, surely the noodles in the rocks would be in a solid form. 19:32.506 --> 19:37.030 Yeah, the problem is that the problem is is that... There's a lot of is's in that sentence, isn't there? 19:37.050 --> 19:39.713 The problem is is is is that the noodles are moist! 19:40.293 --> 19:41.013 What's going on there? 19:41.053 --> 19:43.654 You wouldn't mine moist noodles. 19:43.694 --> 19:45.274 No, they'd just flop out of the wall. 19:45.314 --> 19:49.595 They'd be in their solid state like they are when you buy them in the supermarket in a like a packet. 19:49.615 --> 19:50.615 In packets, exactly. 19:51.236 --> 19:52.296 In a hard, crispy nest. 19:52.316 --> 19:53.856 The water has not been added yet. 19:54.156 --> 19:59.317 And if they were moist, then the two rock strata's above and below them would crush them into some sort of a noodley powder. 19:59.477 --> 20:00.378 A paste, a kind of. 20:00.478 --> 20:01.338 A noodley paste. 20:01.998 --> 20:10.801 And what's more, I think it's insulting to people whose families were involved in, you know, industrial mining industries in the north. 20:10.861 --> 20:11.821 Yeah, like your dad. 20:12.001 --> 20:12.922 What, Thatcher ruined? 20:13.002 --> 20:13.562 That's right. 20:13.622 --> 20:14.562 My dad was a miner. 20:14.762 --> 20:15.062 Yeah. 20:15.382 --> 20:16.523 Yeah, and laughing. 20:17.883 --> 20:19.704 And he worked hard, you know? 20:20.224 --> 20:28.087 It's not that long since the miners strike and policemen were battering people over their heads and making their noses bleed and stuff, is it? 20:28.587 --> 20:29.368 No, absolutely. 20:29.428 --> 20:34.589 I mean, you know, that was one of the most serious, that ruined thousands of lives, maybe even 20:36.550 --> 20:37.911 ten thousands of lives. 20:38.412 --> 20:44.095 And that was a big contentious issue and now it's been reduced to the level of a noodle mine. 20:44.416 --> 21:00.746 I was thinking they may as well, a similar thing would be for Marmite to do an advert where there's like a lady in the 50s and she's on a bus and she likes Marmite and she's forced to sit at the back of the bus like Rosa Parks. 21:01.507 --> 21:02.828 Why not take the mick out of that? 21:03.288 --> 21:04.629 Yeah, they wouldn't trivialise that, would they? 21:04.649 --> 21:05.370 No, exactly. 21:05.830 --> 21:08.992 Exactly, that's my point, the pot noodle minds. 21:09.012 --> 21:12.375 It makes us very, very angry. 21:12.515 --> 21:14.096 So angry, you know? 21:14.376 --> 21:17.878 And just at least sort out the inconsistencies of the noodles. 21:18.239 --> 21:19.580 Are they hard or are they soft? 21:21.225 --> 21:21.946 in the mines. 21:22.546 --> 21:24.687 You know, who eats Pot Noodle anyway? 21:24.707 --> 21:25.687 Who does eat Pot Noodles? 21:25.727 --> 21:27.568 They're just like tubular crisps. 21:27.848 --> 21:28.688 Tubular bells. 21:28.708 --> 21:31.110 With a packet of flavouring. 21:31.510 --> 21:31.830 Yeah. 21:31.890 --> 21:32.190 You know? 21:32.210 --> 21:33.210 A bit of ketchup. 21:33.691 --> 21:36.492 Is that, are they, because they're made by Golden Wonder as well aren't they Pot Noodles? 21:36.512 --> 21:36.972 That's right, yeah. 21:37.012 --> 21:38.353 They're just the same as crisps. 21:38.593 --> 21:45.136 Do you think you could have the same effect by putting, getting a mug of hot water, popping some crisps in? 21:46.236 --> 21:48.057 It would probably taste about the same. 21:48.297 --> 21:48.797 That's right. 21:48.817 --> 21:51.478 It's just the dimensions and the surface area that's different. 21:52.378 --> 21:52.858 That's true. 21:53.018 --> 21:53.418 It's true. 21:53.478 --> 21:53.958 Think about that. 21:53.978 --> 21:55.279 There's not a lot more to be said. 21:55.319 --> 21:56.579 Let's try it during the news. 21:57.299 --> 21:58.180 During the noodle news. 21:58.320 --> 21:58.940 The noodle news. 21:59.180 --> 22:00.080 OK. 22:00.580 --> 22:03.261 And then it's time for Joe's news about it. 22:03.281 --> 22:04.602 Don't build it up too much, man. 22:04.642 --> 22:05.382 It's going to be good. 22:08.683 --> 22:09.403 Now you're up to date. 22:09.443 --> 22:10.083 More in an hour. 22:10.363 --> 22:11.484 Thanks very much, Hank Harrod. 22:11.864 --> 22:12.504 Joe, anything? 22:12.984 --> 22:13.984 Yeah, hey Aang Harrod. 22:14.405 --> 22:14.705 Hi. 22:14.845 --> 22:15.325 How you doing? 22:15.685 --> 22:16.025 Fine. 22:16.145 --> 22:16.945 That's great, well done. 22:17.165 --> 22:18.046 Thanks. 22:18.226 --> 22:19.086 62 year old mum, huh? 22:19.626 --> 22:22.827 That's disgusting and brilliant at the same time. 22:23.508 --> 22:24.408 Well cut, finished. 22:25.048 --> 22:25.448 Nearly. 22:25.748 --> 22:26.069 Nearly. 22:26.089 --> 22:27.869 What do you make of that? 22:28.209 --> 22:28.870 What do I make of that? 22:28.890 --> 22:29.930 I'm a bit gutted, sorry. 22:29.970 --> 22:30.970 Gutted, yeah. 22:31.130 --> 22:31.971 And tea in the park. 22:32.851 --> 22:33.651 Everyone off to that. 22:33.671 --> 22:36.032 It's not getting wet, is it? 22:36.092 --> 22:36.952 It's all the way up. 22:37.573 --> 22:38.593 And dry and sunny today. 22:39.619 --> 22:41.001 Wait for it! 22:41.021 --> 22:45.766 What's Angharad going to say about that? 22:46.587 --> 22:48.229 Yes, apparently it is. 22:48.269 --> 22:49.550 Well no, wait for it. 22:49.570 --> 22:51.513 She's an intelligent woman, that was a good lead. 22:51.533 --> 22:51.893 Sorry mate. 22:51.933 --> 22:54.096 So Angharad drawing Sonny today. 22:55.097 --> 22:55.597 Indeed it is. 22:55.617 --> 22:56.799 What have you got planned? 22:58.404 --> 22:59.845 I think I might just sit in the park. 22:59.865 --> 23:01.866 On your own. 23:01.886 --> 23:02.806 Just on my own. 23:03.046 --> 23:04.767 With a can of extra strong lager. 23:04.787 --> 23:05.467 That's the one. 23:05.507 --> 23:05.967 All on my own. 23:05.987 --> 23:07.328 Man, this isn't going very well. 23:07.388 --> 23:09.689 Alistair Stewart does it a lot better. 23:09.789 --> 23:10.589 Okay, sorry. 23:10.609 --> 23:15.011 Can I put my hand on your knee like Alistair Stewart does with that lady? 23:15.031 --> 23:15.612 Can I? 23:15.632 --> 23:16.352 You're a bit far away. 23:16.372 --> 23:18.473 If your arm can stretch that far, goodness. 23:18.593 --> 23:20.674 The mic's a long way away from Angharad. 23:20.714 --> 23:22.014 Angharad's too authoritative. 23:22.154 --> 23:25.076 At midday, Angharad, we're going to have some amazing banter for you. 23:25.196 --> 23:26.636 Fantastic, look forward to it. 23:26.716 --> 23:28.017 It's going to be really easy going. 23:28.277 --> 23:29.243 Thanks very much Angharad. 23:32.099 --> 23:32.779 Tell me, baby. 23:32.979 --> 23:34.280 That's the red hot chilli peppers. 23:34.700 --> 23:37.762 Hey, this is Adam and Joe here on XFM in our new slot. 23:37.962 --> 23:38.902 Yeah, we're with you till one. 23:38.922 --> 23:40.643 We've got the X list coming up at noon. 23:40.703 --> 23:45.305 Don't forget to get your requests in for that by text 83 XFM or on the phone. 23:45.625 --> 23:46.306 0 8 7 1 triple 2 1 0 4 9. 23:47.406 --> 23:51.388 But right now we're going to do a text competition and we've got some terrific prizes. 23:51.708 --> 23:54.750 This thing called the Book of Cool that you may have seen in the shops. 23:54.810 --> 23:59.352 It's a massive wad of DVDs in a book full of all sorts of things that make you cool. 23:59.752 --> 24:01.513 We'll talk about it more when someone wins it. 24:01.973 --> 24:03.354 It's sort of skate things, is it? 24:03.835 --> 24:04.955 It's all sorts of things. 24:05.376 --> 24:08.378 But let's talk about it more a bit later, cos there's quite a lot to talk about. 24:08.658 --> 24:09.099 Right, then. 24:09.359 --> 24:11.020 But here's the text competition, right? 24:11.580 --> 24:14.022 Now, this text competition is about killing. 24:14.222 --> 24:15.123 It's sort of unpleasant. 24:15.303 --> 24:16.384 It's about murder. 24:16.584 --> 24:16.824 Yeah. 24:16.884 --> 24:19.546 But not of people or anything that would be illegal. 24:19.586 --> 24:22.028 We don't want you texting in about the people you've killed. 24:22.628 --> 24:23.869 No, no, we don't want to get into that. 24:23.889 --> 24:24.710 Keep that to yourself. 24:24.870 --> 24:26.171 Yeah, that's illegal minefield. 24:26.631 --> 24:28.873 I'm talking about legal murder. 24:28.933 --> 24:29.514 For instance... 24:30.626 --> 24:31.267 Snail killing. 24:31.867 --> 24:32.088 Right. 24:32.268 --> 24:36.593 Going into the garden late at night, wearing a pair of socks, treading on a snail. 24:37.434 --> 24:40.056 That's the most horrible thing you can do in the world. 24:40.136 --> 24:41.077 Or even barefoot. 24:41.418 --> 24:41.938 You must have done that. 24:41.958 --> 24:45.442 Barefoot's even worse but there's something about a sock because the snail... 24:46.443 --> 24:46.563 Yeah. 24:46.624 --> 24:47.244 Death patch. 25:01.863 --> 25:06.225 And you've shattered the greenhouse and big shards of glass are slicing into his body. 25:06.265 --> 25:08.625 It's like a Dario Argento film. 25:08.785 --> 25:10.146 And what can you do? 25:10.646 --> 25:11.566 Cry for the snail? 25:11.807 --> 25:17.108 You could kind of treat it like a Jaffa cake and you could peel the bits of shell off the back. 25:17.148 --> 25:18.629 Why would you want to do that? 25:18.689 --> 25:20.730 It's a sort of Buffalo Bill kind of thing to do. 25:20.870 --> 25:23.251 No, but you might be able to save him, that's what I'm saying. 25:23.271 --> 25:27.272 I was looking for ideas like, has anybody ever tried to superglue the shell back together? 25:28.900 --> 25:40.864 If you hadn't killed the snail underneath fully you could rescue the snail and then get superglue and try and piece the snail back together or maybe just get a cotton reel and stick it on the top of the snail and hope it doesn't notice. 25:41.845 --> 25:45.306 Maybe, or maybe a, I tell you what to do, a kinder egg shell. 25:45.546 --> 25:46.266 That's a good idea. 25:46.366 --> 25:54.069 Get one of those yellow kinder egg shells, cut a hole in either end, pop the snail in, it'll be the belle of the snail ball. 25:54.924 --> 25:56.745 Oh, Mandy, where did you get that yellow shell? 25:57.065 --> 25:58.205 Look at your new shell. 25:58.245 --> 25:58.846 It's lovely. 25:58.866 --> 25:59.846 Is that the prefab? 26:00.766 --> 26:04.528 Right, the other death that happened in my life was we used to have a tortoise. 26:05.048 --> 26:08.389 I'm sure this has happened to other people and my mum was having a bonfire. 26:08.430 --> 26:09.330 Why can't I hear music? 26:09.630 --> 26:10.971 Because it's XFM. 26:11.511 --> 26:12.291 We're always rocking. 26:12.311 --> 26:12.551 Is it? 26:13.331 --> 26:14.792 I don't know why I can hear a little bit of music. 26:14.812 --> 26:16.673 Anyway, tortoise crawled into the bonfire. 26:17.816 --> 26:19.296 got killed, incinerated. 26:19.557 --> 26:20.457 That's hideous. 26:20.477 --> 26:21.217 That was horrible. 26:21.237 --> 26:22.357 That's very traumatic. 26:22.397 --> 26:23.258 That was traumatic. 26:24.058 --> 26:24.798 That is noisy. 26:24.818 --> 26:25.538 What's going on there? 26:25.558 --> 26:28.719 It's just like someone having a big party outside. 26:28.739 --> 26:29.679 So listen, text us. 26:30.120 --> 26:30.880 Have you got any, Adam? 26:31.380 --> 26:33.961 Oh man, I've had a lot of death in my life. 26:34.081 --> 26:37.722 Some of it accidental, some of it sort of not so much. 26:38.658 --> 26:39.938 You know what I'm saying? 26:39.998 --> 26:42.719 Did you ever have murderous feelings as a child? 26:43.319 --> 26:44.419 You never had that at all? 26:44.579 --> 26:47.300 Yeah, but that's not the area I was wanting to get into, really. 26:47.700 --> 26:49.541 You're talking about accidental death. 26:49.721 --> 26:53.442 Kind of thing, but if you want to tell us about your murderous feelings, then go ahead. 26:53.842 --> 26:59.403 Well, I just, like, sometimes, when we used to live in the country, there'd be animals around the whole time. 26:59.423 --> 27:00.563 This is when we lived in Wales. 27:01.043 --> 27:02.784 And sometimes you'd come across kind of sick 27:03.564 --> 27:07.565 animals, particularly myxomatosis, the rabbits used to suffer from. 27:07.945 --> 27:15.668 And you were told, as a rural dweller, that if you found a rabbit with myxomatosis, you're supposed to put it out of its misery. 27:17.148 --> 27:24.491 But I embraced that information a little too enthusiastically, because I wanted to, you know, flex my murder muscles. 27:25.151 --> 27:28.852 And one day I found a rabbit with myxomatosis, and I hesitated for a while, 27:29.392 --> 27:36.895 But then I kind of grabbed a great big branch and I started to wallop the rabbit man This is slightly mental. 27:37.035 --> 27:38.076 It is mental, isn't it? 27:38.296 --> 27:38.516 Yeah. 27:38.536 --> 27:39.977 Do you sure you want to talk about this? 27:40.057 --> 27:45.759 No, it's Here's the thing is the thing it I didn't do a good job 27:47.017 --> 27:49.378 Oh, I don't think we want to know about this, do we? 27:49.698 --> 27:50.498 It took ages. 27:50.558 --> 27:52.859 There might be kids listening who've got rabbits as pets. 27:52.879 --> 27:53.119 That's true. 27:53.139 --> 27:54.620 No one keeps snails as pets. 27:54.720 --> 27:57.821 Well, listen, I hope that they will never have to do what I had to do. 27:58.542 --> 28:00.102 I had to do the right thing with that rabbit. 28:00.322 --> 28:04.344 It took ages, and it was one of the most traumatic things that's ever happened to me. 28:04.964 --> 28:06.845 Have you got any lighter ones? 28:08.025 --> 28:08.926 I trot on a frog. 28:09.486 --> 28:10.146 Oh, that's bad. 28:10.266 --> 28:11.066 Treading on a frog. 28:11.086 --> 28:12.427 But that's really bad, though, isn't it? 28:12.447 --> 28:13.987 Because people keep frogs as pets. 28:14.548 --> 28:15.948 I mean, the rabbit thing is horrific. 28:16.608 --> 28:19.749 Well, there's something about a reptile, you know, or an insect. 28:20.650 --> 28:21.850 No, but a frog? 28:21.930 --> 28:22.750 A frog's got personality. 28:22.791 --> 28:23.811 Oh, do you think? 28:24.011 --> 28:27.532 Yeah, like Jeremy, Jeremy, you know, he's in Beatrix Potter books. 28:28.513 --> 28:30.213 Jeremy taught us... Yeah, but he's got a suit on. 28:30.273 --> 28:31.854 I can't remember what he's called. 28:31.974 --> 28:35.375 Anything wearing clothes immediately has more personality. 28:35.655 --> 28:39.538 I don't think he was wearing a suit, the frog that I trod on, but it was accidental. 28:39.558 --> 28:49.045 Again, it was a nighttime thing and I'd gone out into the garden barefoot on one hot summer night and accidentally squished this frog. 28:49.085 --> 28:52.687 But, you know, sorry, all my stories go a bit weird and dark. 28:53.108 --> 28:54.749 I don't think I completely got the guy. 28:55.149 --> 28:59.673 You know, I just I just felt a crunching under my foot and immediately went, oh, my God. 29:00.033 --> 29:02.755 And, you know, and then I just went into the house in disgust. 29:03.095 --> 29:05.336 And the next day, it was gone. 29:06.297 --> 29:07.858 So I think it must have crawled off. 29:08.498 --> 29:09.179 You think it would? 29:09.259 --> 29:10.359 Oh, that's disturbing. 29:10.720 --> 29:13.081 So listen, this has already got into quite a weird area. 29:13.181 --> 29:14.482 Mainly my fault, I have to admit. 29:14.802 --> 29:17.284 But how do we judge who wins this competition? 29:17.424 --> 29:22.587 Well, I guess we just go for the most moving, we go for the most moving accidental creature death. 29:23.027 --> 29:23.287 Right. 29:23.508 --> 29:30.197 You know, we're not looking to celebrate this, we're looking to share your pain and the agony of accidentally killing a living thing. 29:30.537 --> 29:33.942 I think all living things, however big and small, are God's creatures. 29:34.122 --> 29:34.322 Yeah. 29:34.482 --> 29:36.745 God created everything that creepeth upon the earth. 29:36.986 --> 29:38.187 That's true, he did, didn't he? 29:38.207 --> 29:38.728 Yeah, Proverbs 6. 29:40.690 --> 29:40.950 Right? 29:41.410 --> 29:42.671 So they're all valuable. 29:42.951 --> 29:43.551 Absolutely. 29:43.772 --> 29:49.454 So yeah, text us in your accidental animal deaths, 83XFM, and we'll reward you with a book of cool. 29:49.814 --> 29:50.074 Yeah? 29:50.094 --> 29:52.576 So you'll feel cool rather than regretful. 29:52.756 --> 29:55.357 Like a horrible murderer, which is what I feel like right now. 29:55.757 --> 29:57.418 To make up for it, here's a free play. 29:57.838 --> 29:59.979 This is The New Pornographers with Twin Cinema. 30:02.654 --> 30:04.897 That's the new pornographers with twin cinemas. 30:04.937 --> 30:06.018 Wait, hang on a second. 30:06.058 --> 30:06.539 The who? 30:06.919 --> 30:08.040 The new pornographers. 30:08.100 --> 30:08.621 With what? 30:08.861 --> 30:09.702 Twin cinema. 30:09.762 --> 30:10.964 What's all that about then? 30:11.264 --> 30:13.807 It's just... Twin cinema? 30:14.007 --> 30:14.308 Yeah. 30:14.468 --> 30:15.129 What's that then? 30:15.169 --> 30:16.410 Does it only play twins? 30:17.071 --> 30:18.513 No, they've got like two screens. 30:18.853 --> 30:19.614 Two screens? 30:19.654 --> 30:19.894 Yeah. 30:20.475 --> 30:21.236 Blowing my mind. 30:21.376 --> 30:23.058 Well, that's the new pornographers for you. 30:23.078 --> 30:24.340 The new pornographers, come on. 30:24.440 --> 30:27.024 Surely they're running out of band names when they call something that. 30:27.104 --> 30:28.225 Oh, they're a brilliant band, though. 30:28.245 --> 30:28.726 They're amazing. 30:28.766 --> 30:28.966 Are they? 30:28.986 --> 30:29.286 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 30:29.306 --> 30:30.128 Oh, was that a free play? 30:30.188 --> 30:30.668 Yeah, yeah. 30:30.868 --> 30:32.110 Oh, well, then you're responsible. 30:32.410 --> 30:34.213 Listen, we've been... This is Adam and Joe, XFM, London's 104.9. 30:34.874 --> 30:38.398 We've been asking you to text in, like, accidental animal death. 30:39.119 --> 30:44.561 You know, treading on snails, treading on frogs, and frankly, listeners, we're getting some quite disturbing stuff in. 30:44.721 --> 30:46.981 It's opened up the trauma floodgates. 30:47.182 --> 30:53.784 I mean, it's that, you know, everybody as a kid has to experience mortality one way or another, and usually it's not through killing a person. 30:54.024 --> 30:56.284 No, and you know, everyone has a dark side. 30:56.304 --> 30:56.865 Usually. 30:56.885 --> 30:59.005 Well, now hang on, Adam, again you're making a massive leap. 30:59.685 --> 31:05.147 I'm talking about accidental killing, not the emergence of someone's dark side to voluntarily kill something. 31:05.167 --> 31:07.868 I'm saying that- I'm talking about involuntary killing. 31:08.188 --> 31:08.789 He's not linked! 31:08.829 --> 31:09.810 He's not linked! 31:09.850 --> 31:10.531 He's not linked! 31:10.571 --> 31:10.991 He's not linked! 31:11.051 --> 31:11.752 He's not linked! 31:11.792 --> 31:12.733 He's not linked! 31:12.893 --> 31:13.454 He's not linked! 31:13.474 --> 31:13.955 He's not linked! 31:27.811 --> 31:29.432 So listen, Little Jason says this. 31:29.592 --> 31:37.057 I used to work on a duck farm when I was a wee boy and once had to put one out of its misery as it was crushed and nearly dead. 31:37.837 --> 31:41.439 So I picked it up by its legs and smashed it over a rock. 31:42.139 --> 31:43.720 I cried for about 20 minutes. 31:44.201 --> 31:45.622 Yours, Little Jason. 31:50.968 --> 32:04.742 but at least he cried for 20 minutes yeah exactly yeah but the smashing over a rock doesn't really marry with the crying for 20 minutes no because he had he was doing his duty same as me same as me with her i had to i had to i was nothing 32:05.462 --> 32:06.503 Ah, that's quite disturbing. 32:06.523 --> 32:07.103 Here we go. 32:07.323 --> 32:17.507 My mum would once ritualistically stalk snails in the garden and then she would drop them in a flora tub of salt water and leave them by the back doorstep. 32:17.988 --> 32:18.468 Ooh. 32:18.488 --> 32:19.268 Says Fox. 32:19.748 --> 32:27.772 Now my girlfriend did that, Annabelle if you're listening, she got about 300 snails, put them in a bucket, put some sort of lethal fluid in there. 32:27.792 --> 32:28.692 Just a bit of salt, that's all. 32:28.712 --> 32:32.694 And then she buggered off to Scotland with her mum and dad and left them there. 32:32.734 --> 32:34.055 So one morning I wake up 32:34.995 --> 32:36.976 And it was very disturbing. 32:37.016 --> 32:42.057 There was a massive bucket of rotting snails and there were a million flies in there. 32:42.077 --> 32:42.917 It was disgusting. 32:43.637 --> 32:46.698 So I cooked them up in a big pot and ate them for breakfast. 32:46.718 --> 32:47.558 A big death bucket. 32:47.578 --> 32:48.519 No, I took them to the dump. 32:48.679 --> 32:53.040 My dad grabs snails and he flings them against brick walls. 32:53.060 --> 32:53.480 Does he? 32:53.860 --> 32:56.001 Like a nunchuck, a squidgy nunchuck. 32:56.041 --> 32:57.322 Yeah, he lobs them. 32:57.442 --> 32:58.303 Why does he do that? 32:58.523 --> 33:00.884 Because they're absolute pests if you're a gardener. 33:00.924 --> 33:02.765 Yeah, but they're sweet and they're very intelligent. 33:03.286 --> 33:04.206 Listen, how about this one? 33:04.626 --> 33:09.709 When 11, I accidentally put too much hot water into my goldfish bowl when changing the water. 33:10.170 --> 33:12.271 They slowly floated to the top. 33:12.796 --> 33:14.156 That's a common occurrence, isn't it? 33:14.296 --> 33:16.817 Many people experience death for the first time with a goldfish. 33:16.857 --> 33:19.318 And then this texter writes, RIP James Pond. 33:19.458 --> 33:21.018 Oh, that was the name of the, uh, the fish. 33:21.078 --> 33:21.738 James Pond. 33:21.778 --> 33:22.338 Jimmy Pond. 33:22.478 --> 33:23.619 And Bubble07. 33:24.239 --> 33:24.739 That's good. 33:24.759 --> 33:27.220 That's another texter we should do one day, is pet names. 33:27.240 --> 33:27.760 Pet names. 33:27.980 --> 33:29.100 Fish names, especially. 33:29.120 --> 33:29.800 It's a tricky one. 33:30.080 --> 33:30.681 Here's another one. 33:30.721 --> 33:32.961 This is from, uh, Martin Brown. 33:33.441 --> 33:35.822 He's given us his whole address so we can send the police round. 33:36.702 --> 33:46.569 My cat, he spells my M-I, my, no me cat, me cat had its legs broken, so I put splints on it, so now it walks like a robot. 33:47.489 --> 33:48.770 That's not really a death, is it? 33:49.971 --> 33:54.734 Well there's, you know what, you know those Channel 4 promos where they have people standing around doing one-liners about things? 33:54.774 --> 33:56.495 Jimmy Carr talks about the fact that he puts 33:57.916 --> 34:00.618 Smarties tubes on cat's legs to make them walk like robots. 34:00.638 --> 34:01.158 There you go. 34:01.198 --> 34:01.819 It's a good trick. 34:02.219 --> 34:03.080 Here's another one. 34:03.840 --> 34:08.123 I once crushed the class gerbil at school under my knee when I was nine. 34:08.824 --> 34:10.765 Crushed it accidentally under the knee. 34:11.225 --> 34:17.630 Then, in order not to be caught, put it under a rock to pretend it had fallen under it. 34:17.650 --> 34:21.052 How does an animal, how do you fall under a rock? 34:22.253 --> 34:23.634 Accidentally tripped. 34:23.654 --> 34:26.375 You'd have to have a wedge-shaped head. 34:27.416 --> 34:30.757 and fall with quite a lot of velocity to actually land under a rock. 34:30.777 --> 34:36.819 Yeah, you'd have to be on a skateboard heading towards the rock and then fall forward and hurtle. 34:36.839 --> 34:38.939 It's usually the rock that does the falling, isn't it? 34:39.119 --> 34:39.639 Yeah, exactly. 34:39.659 --> 34:40.540 Yeah, but there we go. 34:40.820 --> 34:44.041 He or she was only, no, he, Martin in South Norwood, thanks for that. 34:44.961 --> 34:49.182 My cat drank green paint from the shed when we lived in Ireland. 34:50.566 --> 34:52.547 I still suspect my parents. 34:53.448 --> 34:53.648 No. 34:53.688 --> 34:54.709 Says James in Enfield. 34:54.969 --> 34:57.070 James, you've got unresolved issues with your parents. 34:57.430 --> 35:00.312 Why would they kill your cat by forcing paint down its throat? 35:00.352 --> 35:01.293 That's insanity. 35:01.413 --> 35:04.255 If your parents are the kind of people who would do that, then there's bigger problems. 35:04.275 --> 35:05.956 And why would the cat drink the paint? 35:08.837 --> 35:09.777 It's glossy, yeah. 35:09.937 --> 35:11.518 It's glossy, that's what they'd like, the glossiness. 35:11.538 --> 35:13.879 Yeah, because they'd think it was good for their coat. 35:14.159 --> 35:16.619 I mean, white paint they might mistake for milk, but green paint? 35:16.679 --> 35:18.580 What, is it avocado soup? 35:18.700 --> 35:19.080 Yeah. 35:31.983 --> 35:33.966 I've trod on three frogs, twice in bare feet. 35:34.046 --> 35:35.448 They make a strange popping noise. 35:35.809 --> 35:39.795 And you end up doing that crazy stubbed toe, oh my god, oh my god dance. 35:40.035 --> 35:40.736 That's true. 35:40.756 --> 35:42.619 Well, that's the worst thing about treading on snails. 35:43.240 --> 35:47.246 You tread on one, feel remorse, step backwards, tread on another. 35:48.191 --> 35:48.451 Yeah. 35:48.571 --> 35:49.832 It's like a dance of death. 35:50.533 --> 35:51.133 So this is good. 35:51.153 --> 35:52.874 Keep them coming in, 83 XFM. 35:53.194 --> 35:55.276 Pretty soon we'll decide who to give the prizes to. 35:56.136 --> 35:58.118 I tell you what, we'll try and get you on the line as well. 35:58.478 --> 36:02.360 Keep sending in your accidental, troubling, um, animal deaths. 36:02.521 --> 36:06.343 You know, we're basically trying to talk about reptiles, insects and pets. 36:06.743 --> 36:08.324 No voluntary death, Adam Buxton. 36:08.865 --> 36:09.825 That wasn't voluntary! 36:09.865 --> 36:11.587 I had no- I was doing the right thing! 36:12.107 --> 36:13.928 Killing the pill- Put the lotion in the bucket. 36:14.008 --> 36:15.910 Killing the- Put the lotion in the bucket! 36:15.930 --> 36:17.791 Fluffy killing and the killing. 36:18.131 --> 36:18.195 you 36:25.070 --> 36:26.030 What was that? 36:26.070 --> 36:26.670 Sorry, Adam. 36:26.710 --> 36:28.931 We really should decide who's going to speak first. 36:29.031 --> 36:33.351 Editors with Munich and before the break you heard Hardfire with Cash Machine. 36:33.571 --> 36:36.612 Yeah, listen, please keep your requests coming in for the X-list. 36:36.712 --> 36:37.792 It's starting at noon. 36:38.352 --> 36:43.333 Any record you want to hear on the radio, text 83XFM and we'll play it. 36:43.973 --> 36:49.994 But we've been asking for your texts for accidental animal, insect and reptile murder. 36:50.334 --> 36:53.575 And the response has been quite disturbingly huge. 36:54.375 --> 36:58.177 I don't think we've ever got as many texts for anything we've ever done before. 36:58.217 --> 37:02.300 It's a very important, formative part of every young person's life, I think. 37:02.340 --> 37:05.782 People are killing animals left, right and centre out there. 37:05.882 --> 37:12.486 I think it's better to deal with death on a pet basis than, like, kill a taxi driver or something, you know what I'm saying? 37:12.506 --> 37:13.266 I don't know, man. 37:13.746 --> 37:14.347 It's a toss-up. 37:14.447 --> 37:15.007 It's a balance. 37:15.227 --> 37:16.208 It swings them roundabouts. 37:16.708 --> 37:22.169 Carl JJ from Harrow says, I stood on my budgie when I was seven by accident. 37:22.229 --> 37:24.430 I stood on my budgie. 37:24.510 --> 37:25.650 How do you do that by accident? 37:25.670 --> 37:27.290 Was the budgie asleep on the floor? 37:27.410 --> 37:28.371 But I didn't kill it. 37:28.611 --> 37:38.713 My mum had to wring its neck to make sure it didn't suffer, to make sure it didn't suffer or try and crawl to my bed and peck my eyes out as I slept. 37:39.574 --> 37:43.019 Good old mum, keeping you safe at night from zombie budgies. 37:43.420 --> 37:45.503 That's the thing you worry about, is the retribution. 37:45.523 --> 37:50.471 You know, I was in fear of the frog community for ages after I crushed the frog. 37:51.365 --> 37:52.645 under my foot, you know what I'm saying? 37:52.665 --> 37:59.287 You just think, man, they've got it in for me now, and there's loads of them, and they could easily gang up, and who knows? 37:59.627 --> 38:00.287 Anything else there? 38:00.667 --> 38:07.088 Yeah, but you know, some of these stories are quite long, and when people send long texts, they divide into several texts, and it's hard to know where. 38:07.508 --> 38:11.009 I might be merging one bit of one killing with another bit of another killing. 38:11.029 --> 38:11.769 Go on, give it a go. 38:12.389 --> 38:13.790 Man. 38:13.870 --> 38:20.071 My dad, when he was just a boy, once threw an unripe quince at his neighbour's cat. 38:21.047 --> 38:22.768 Only a dad would throw a quince. 38:23.309 --> 38:24.370 Especially an unripe one. 38:24.550 --> 38:25.951 Hang on, I've lost it as neighbour's cat. 38:26.311 --> 38:27.652 And the cat was bothering his dog. 38:28.072 --> 38:32.716 The idea was to scare the cat off his proper... ...tea. 38:33.116 --> 38:35.017 But he accidentally hit it on the head. 38:35.798 --> 38:36.859 He quickly buried it. 38:38.952 --> 38:44.015 He lied to his neighbours when they came round asking whether he'd seen their Moggy. 38:44.455 --> 38:49.478 He's always worried that maybe the quince only knocked the cat out and he buried it alive! 38:49.498 --> 38:50.118 What I was gonna say! 38:50.138 --> 38:51.999 Like Stephen King's pet cemetery! 38:52.099 --> 38:53.360 That's a nightmare! 38:53.520 --> 38:54.720 Lethal quinces! 38:55.161 --> 38:56.561 He quickly buried it! 38:58.062 --> 38:58.282 Quickly! 39:07.199 --> 39:07.979 Oh my god. 39:08.059 --> 39:10.100 Quincy, Doctor of Death. 39:10.541 --> 39:14.462 Quincy, I once ran over a family of weasels. 39:14.983 --> 39:16.023 A whole family? 39:16.103 --> 39:19.665 They were crossing the road in a line, so I had nowhere to go. 39:19.685 --> 39:21.826 I was quite distressed. 39:21.906 --> 39:22.946 Toby from Muswell Hill. 39:23.306 --> 39:24.947 Toby, you should have killed yourself mate. 39:24.967 --> 39:31.470 You should have just pulled the wheel firmly to the left, flipped the car, given your life. 39:31.510 --> 39:32.671 What makes you better than a weasel? 39:33.812 --> 39:37.915 You're an arrogant man, Toby and Muswell Hill, typical of people who live in Muswell Hill. 39:38.316 --> 39:38.776 Muswell. 39:39.196 --> 39:39.757 Muswell. 39:40.277 --> 39:40.558 Yes. 39:40.618 --> 39:41.238 Muswell. 39:41.358 --> 39:45.022 I once, I'm not, that's not true Toby, you're a great guy and you deserve to live the world. 39:45.042 --> 39:45.862 Listen, weasels. 39:46.283 --> 39:47.804 They're weasels for goodness sake. 39:48.064 --> 39:48.985 They're weasels. 39:49.586 --> 39:53.469 You're right, weasel is a word used to describe a person with low morals. 39:53.549 --> 39:54.350 Exactly. 39:54.490 --> 39:55.111 They're rotters. 39:55.131 --> 39:56.032 They live to die. 39:56.352 --> 39:56.792 Exactly. 39:56.812 --> 39:59.655 They welcome death with open arms, even a whole family. 40:00.075 --> 40:01.776 I, this is a good one from Pete. 40:02.377 --> 40:04.558 I ran over a deer in the countryside. 40:04.919 --> 40:07.640 I had to finish it off with my bare hands. 40:08.101 --> 40:09.322 My wife vomited. 40:09.342 --> 40:13.304 The beef and Guinness pie I'd spent all day cooking. 40:14.065 --> 40:19.209 Imagine that scene, strangling the deer, the wife vomiting. 40:19.389 --> 40:21.991 Jesus, darling, I'm killing it. 40:22.811 --> 40:25.733 That's a proper sort of primeval moment, isn't it? 40:25.933 --> 40:27.934 It's like something out of Clan of the Cave Bear. 40:28.034 --> 40:28.854 It's a nightmare. 40:28.874 --> 40:30.655 Okay, I've got to recover with some music. 40:30.675 --> 40:31.716 Now this is a free play. 40:31.736 --> 40:32.816 But there's so many more. 40:32.836 --> 40:34.898 I know, we're going to have to resolve this after your free play, Joe. 40:34.958 --> 40:35.678 We can't resolve it. 40:36.038 --> 40:36.719 We're going to have to though. 40:36.739 --> 40:38.099 We're providing a national service. 40:38.179 --> 40:39.200 Introduce your free play. 40:39.700 --> 40:40.901 OK, yeah, this is a free place. 40:40.961 --> 40:42.381 So, you know, it's Saturday morning. 40:42.801 --> 40:44.582 What better time for a cup of tea? 40:44.642 --> 40:46.363 Everyone loves a cup of tea. 40:46.743 --> 40:47.964 It's a bit tangential, isn't it? 40:48.184 --> 40:50.365 But this is just an anthem to having a cup of tea. 40:50.745 --> 40:53.526 So if you're a fan of tea, you might like this song. 40:53.586 --> 40:56.708 It's a nice reggae ram jam about the tea. 40:57.948 --> 41:03.192 And I like it because he just talks about tea, and the chorus is just... TEEEEEEEEEEEEE! 41:03.432 --> 41:03.812 Like that. 41:04.033 --> 41:04.353 Who's it by? 41:04.373 --> 41:04.973 So give it a listen. 41:05.093 --> 41:10.277 It's by Bobo Desert, Luciano and Friends, and it's from a reggae compilation called Jagalinds. 41:10.677 --> 41:11.318 Okay, here we go. 41:17.780 --> 41:20.721 Yeah, I love that song. 41:21.382 --> 41:22.503 I don't drink tea, but I love it. 41:22.523 --> 41:24.204 That's Bobo Desert, Luciano and Friends. 41:24.244 --> 41:25.324 I got that off iTunes. 41:25.625 --> 41:25.985 Did you? 41:26.185 --> 41:26.825 I did, yes. 41:27.066 --> 41:28.006 What were you searching for? 41:28.086 --> 41:28.627 Tea songs? 41:29.067 --> 41:29.847 Yeah, I don't know. 41:29.967 --> 41:30.328 I don't know. 41:30.368 --> 41:32.389 I'm just searching for stuff, but that's a great song. 41:32.409 --> 41:35.831 That's the kind of song I kind of want to play every week until it's a massive hit. 41:36.031 --> 41:38.333 It's hard to tell with reggae sometimes when it comes from. 41:38.393 --> 41:39.954 Is that an old song or is that fairly new? 41:40.534 --> 41:52.880 but I just like the fact that he's singing about tea and He does mention having some sensei as well as the tea, but I think he just means when he drinks tea It makes him see sense exactly sensitivity that clarifies him. 41:53.241 --> 41:55.662 So listen, we should are we gonna put this text to bed? 41:55.762 --> 42:03.026 Yeah, we'll play some adverts first and a bit more music and then come back and conclude our death text our death text for the end of our murder 42:03.846 --> 42:11.254 And with what we're getting ready to enter the x list zone for exciting from 12 to one so please do keep those requests coming in. 42:11.554 --> 42:18.461 You can phone us oh 871 we haven't got enough request 1049 we got loads of requests do we everyone's just sending in death. 42:18.781 --> 42:21.644 People care more about killing animals than they do about rock music. 42:21.804 --> 42:31.913 You can also text your X-list requests on 83XFM or you can email us adamandjoe at xfm.co.uk. 42:31.933 --> 42:35.336 The AND is A-N-D, not an ampersand. 42:35.376 --> 42:36.157 We'll be back shortly. 42:43.769 --> 42:44.689 They love croutons. 42:45.049 --> 42:46.250 Combined weight is two tons. 42:47.010 --> 42:48.550 That was the soutons with Valerie. 42:48.590 --> 42:49.890 Very nice indeed. 42:50.250 --> 42:51.731 This is Adam and Joe here on XFM. 42:52.251 --> 42:57.512 Time to resolve our text competition, but not before we just give you a couple more of those. 42:57.532 --> 43:02.833 Yeah, XFM, the station with the largest body of murderous listeners in the country. 43:02.873 --> 43:07.654 The animal and reptile and insect killing that's going on out there is terrifying. 43:07.814 --> 43:10.195 Well, you know, indie music fans, they love killing. 43:10.235 --> 43:11.395 They love to kill animals. 43:11.915 --> 43:14.396 I swear we've never got so many texts about anything ever. 43:14.437 --> 43:16.498 We've got about 20,000 texts. 43:16.558 --> 43:18.739 That's an exaggeration. 43:19.279 --> 43:20.020 Not that much of one. 43:20.500 --> 43:28.684 What was the one about the girl who was trying to... she was trying to trim her hamster's whiskers and she accidentally snipped off its nose. 43:28.845 --> 43:30.666 And it bled to death. 43:31.226 --> 43:33.887 I mean that is the stuff... That's the stuff of what? 43:35.268 --> 43:38.290 of sexy... Adam Buxton, stop it! 43:38.310 --> 43:39.851 No, it's the stuff of nightmares! 43:39.891 --> 43:42.092 That's the kind of thing that could scar you for life! 43:42.312 --> 43:49.155 Someone's cat used to like eating toothpaste but accidentally ate a tube of thrush cream and died the next day! 43:49.696 --> 43:54.959 Someone hoovered up their parakeet and it survived but it had a bald neck! 43:55.659 --> 43:58.701 But listen, here's the winner who's gonna win a book of cool. 43:59.121 --> 44:00.061 Hugh is on the line. 44:00.101 --> 44:00.802 Is he on the line? 44:01.262 --> 44:01.582 I am. 44:01.762 --> 44:02.743 Hey Hugh, how you doing? 44:04.301 --> 44:05.782 So this is an excellent story. 44:05.883 --> 44:09.126 Tell us your story of unfortunate animal death. 44:09.306 --> 44:10.067 It was very sad. 44:10.467 --> 44:15.452 I was producing a situation comedy series for S4C, the Welsh Fourth Channel. 44:15.472 --> 44:21.398 And I was casting some children to play the part of the lovable cuddly kids in the series. 44:22.319 --> 44:28.745 And the series was called Mr Brock, which was about a talking badger who came from a bio lab. 44:30.019 --> 44:32.540 It sounds like quite sophisticated stuff on SBC. 44:32.600 --> 44:33.440 It was. 44:33.460 --> 44:35.421 For SBC it was very advanced this day. 44:36.401 --> 44:38.021 Anyway, I was on my way to the last audition. 44:38.161 --> 44:39.842 I auditioned about 400 kids. 44:40.622 --> 44:41.442 I was having done the A55. 44:41.482 --> 44:43.803 So you were on your way to a primary school? 44:43.923 --> 44:46.244 To a primary school in Flint. 44:46.944 --> 44:48.505 I was having done the A55 in Yulo. 44:48.565 --> 44:53.106 I was hurrying a little bit and I accidentally made contact with my 44:54.059 --> 44:56.421 with a badger, the size of a small horse. 44:58.583 --> 45:02.767 And I remember the thud, but I was in such a hurry I couldn't stop, so I carried on going. 45:03.287 --> 45:06.310 So all the kids were there, it was quite late, it was in the winter, it was quite dark. 45:06.711 --> 45:10.834 So they were all in the yard waiting excitedly for me to arrive, the big producer from S4C. 45:11.415 --> 45:16.800 And lo and behold, what was stuck to the toilet of my sandwich bag, a badger's head. 45:17.060 --> 45:18.421 The corpse of a badger. 45:18.541 --> 45:20.263 All those little kids, just the head. 45:20.888 --> 45:24.390 Yeah, well I think they thought it was some sort of... I thought they probably thought it was a puppet. 45:24.790 --> 45:25.831 Oh, like a trophy! 45:28.552 --> 45:32.274 But I'm still committed to this day, it was a sacrifice from the badge of gods. 45:32.714 --> 45:34.515 Because I got another two series. 45:36.176 --> 45:37.757 Is that series still running, Mr Brock? 45:39.199 --> 45:41.781 And Fosse is not available on DVD, they should bring it out, it's a cult classic. 45:41.801 --> 45:42.442 You know what? 45:42.662 --> 45:46.484 That would be a good kid's puppet show as well, one that just used animal corpses. 45:47.425 --> 45:50.306 Eyeballs hanging out, little swarms of flies around them. 45:51.047 --> 45:51.847 Kids would like that. 45:52.148 --> 45:53.649 And a flat frog. 45:53.989 --> 45:55.490 Yeah, man, that's troubling. 45:55.570 --> 45:57.251 I would have liked to have been there. 45:58.700 --> 46:00.461 when you arrived with the Badger Corp. 46:00.521 --> 46:03.222 So listen Hugh, where are you calling from? 46:03.602 --> 46:05.943 I'm calling from Ponta Camare in South Wales. 46:06.143 --> 46:07.763 So you're listening on digital are you? 46:07.883 --> 46:08.563 On digital, yeah. 46:08.583 --> 46:09.224 Well done sir. 46:09.344 --> 46:10.544 We have technology in Wales. 46:10.604 --> 46:14.065 Yeah, good for you, that's progress. 46:14.285 --> 46:20.068 So would you be able to make it to the Hackney Empire to see the James Taylor Quartet and sit in a box with a case of free beer? 46:20.088 --> 46:21.208 Does that interest you? 46:22.962 --> 46:31.366 If you are, I mean, we're giving you the choice here, or do you want to go and see a screening of Kill Bill volume one at the Stella Artois Live Outdoor Film Festival in Greenwich? 46:31.626 --> 46:32.507 It's a long way to travel. 46:32.747 --> 46:39.651 Or we could just send you a book of cool, which is full of like Frisbee tricks and skating tricks and gun tricks. 46:40.171 --> 46:48.195 Well, as a semi-professional boarder, I don't know, I'm quite sort of, 46:49.437 --> 46:52.183 I think trip down to London, seeing as I go down there quite often. 46:52.203 --> 46:52.764 Yeah, why not? 46:52.845 --> 46:55.029 I don't suppose XFM will pay you off. 46:56.903 --> 46:57.564 I own a bit of it. 46:57.744 --> 46:59.065 So you want the James Taylor Quartet? 46:59.425 --> 46:59.645 Yes. 47:00.226 --> 47:01.407 Okay, man, we'll send you those tickets. 47:01.427 --> 47:02.407 I'll try not to kill any badgers on the way. 47:02.648 --> 47:03.448 Yeah, you do that. 47:03.949 --> 47:05.090 Well, thanks very much, Hugh. 47:05.110 --> 47:06.170 That's great, great story. 47:06.230 --> 47:06.551 Well done. 47:06.571 --> 47:13.116 And you'll get those tickets and you'll have a brilliant time getting drunk in a box and throwing up over the James Taylor Quartet from a height. 47:13.736 --> 47:15.258 Thanks for calling and thanks for listening. 47:15.638 --> 47:16.539 Take care, Hugh. 47:16.559 --> 47:16.619 Bye. 47:17.059 --> 47:17.639 What now, Adam? 47:18.380 --> 47:21.703 Well, we've got news and then have you got some more news banter? 47:21.923 --> 47:23.124 I'm going to try bantering again. 47:23.144 --> 47:24.105 What was I doing wrong? 47:24.765 --> 47:27.409 It seemed a little insincere, what you were doing before. 47:27.649 --> 47:28.710 I was overexcited. 47:29.031 --> 47:31.875 I need to engage her about one of the stories, don't I? 47:32.175 --> 47:36.200 I need to get her opinion, because that's what's exciting, to get a newsreader's opinion. 47:36.240 --> 47:42.108 You need an easygoing manner, because you were trying to be easygoing, but it was kind of spilling over into being sleek. 47:42.328 --> 47:43.048 Slightly sleazy. 47:43.068 --> 47:43.669 Slightly sleazy. 47:43.709 --> 47:47.290 So the final thing she usually says is it's going to be dry and sunny. 47:47.991 --> 47:49.131 Where can I go from there? 47:50.692 --> 47:52.193 It's dry and sunny in my trousers. 47:52.953 --> 47:54.434 No, you see that's exactly where you wouldn't go. 47:54.474 --> 47:55.234 Is that where it goes wrong? 47:55.314 --> 47:56.154 No, don't go there. 47:56.715 --> 47:57.275 We'll have a think. 47:57.295 --> 47:58.075 Where is she? 47:58.135 --> 47:59.096 She's coming quite soon. 47:59.136 --> 47:59.996 We've got to place some ads first. 48:00.076 --> 48:00.596 What's her name? 48:00.616 --> 48:01.117 Ang Harrod. 48:01.557 --> 48:02.157 Ang Harrod, yeah. 48:02.177 --> 48:02.557 I love her. 48:02.577 --> 48:06.639 She's going to be here in about three minutes, so stay tuned for Jo's non-sleazy banter. 48:09.760 --> 48:10.621 Now you're up to date. 48:11.684 --> 48:14.066 Yeah, Aang Harrod. 48:14.306 --> 48:15.367 It's dry and sunny, eh? 48:15.927 --> 48:17.508 The weather's been very changeable lately. 48:18.689 --> 48:18.989 Right. 48:19.089 --> 48:20.631 Are you going for dry and sunny again? 48:21.571 --> 48:22.412 What should we do? 48:22.452 --> 48:24.173 We discussed dry and sunny. 48:24.193 --> 48:24.633 OK. 48:24.934 --> 48:28.256 So listen, it's gone festivals crazy, hasn't it, this year, Aang Harrod? 48:28.276 --> 48:32.239 I mean, do you think it's because Gastonbury's not on this year that so many people are going to other festivals? 48:32.659 --> 48:33.260 That's all right. 48:35.922 --> 48:37.543 I reckon there are always a lot of festivals. 48:38.063 --> 48:38.503 Don't you? 48:38.764 --> 48:39.704 Pretty much a summer thing. 48:40.004 --> 48:43.626 No, but that's a lot of fans playing, a lot of people going to that one, isn't it? 48:43.806 --> 48:44.427 Should be good fun. 48:44.727 --> 48:46.988 Should be great fun. 48:47.008 --> 48:49.270 How about anything special planned for the weekend? 48:49.350 --> 48:50.910 Have you got anything special planned for the weekend? 48:51.191 --> 48:51.871 Just seeing you. 48:52.731 --> 48:56.113 That's good, you see that's... Yeah, you see the banter's going there a little bit. 48:56.193 --> 48:57.474 Have I got news for you? 48:58.135 --> 49:00.096 Never mind, that's got... You know... What? 49:00.950 --> 49:01.932 I don't know what you're talking about. 49:02.132 --> 49:03.134 Thanks very much, Hank Harrod. 49:03.515 --> 49:04.958 It's the X list here on XFM. 49:04.978 --> 49:07.102 We're going to kick it off with this one from Led Zeppelin. 49:13.663 --> 49:17.287 That's Led Zeppelin, with a whole lot of love, or as I know it, the Top of the Pops theme. 49:17.507 --> 49:33.805 Yes, now listen, listeners, if you've been listening to the whole show, we've been on since 10 this morning, if you've just tuned in, we did propose we do something called the X-Lust, but several things have happened, oh, since we made that proposition, I just nearly dropped something, the first thing that's happened was someone said Chris Tarrant does exactly the same thing on Capitol. 49:34.025 --> 49:35.667 That's the thing with all radio ideas. 49:35.687 --> 49:37.488 There's only about five radio ideas. 49:37.769 --> 49:38.770 We can come up with something new. 49:38.890 --> 49:39.190 You reckon? 49:39.210 --> 49:40.892 If we try hard enough, we're just being lazy. 49:41.092 --> 49:42.974 The second thing that happened is nobody called in. 49:44.735 --> 49:48.219 Not a single per- I think there was a couple, but they didn't have any numbers. 49:48.519 --> 49:50.121 So it's a flat out disaster. 49:50.201 --> 49:50.381 Totally. 49:50.581 --> 49:53.063 But that's allowed for our first show in the new slot, you know? 49:53.143 --> 49:53.423 Yeah. 49:53.583 --> 49:58.127 We're gonna think again, we're gonna come back with something stronger, more original, better next week. 49:58.187 --> 49:59.628 If not next week, the following week. 49:59.728 --> 50:02.110 If not the following week, maybe next year. 50:02.310 --> 50:02.610 Maybe. 50:02.630 --> 50:03.310 Sometime, you know. 50:03.330 --> 50:03.791 Yeah, yeah. 50:03.811 --> 50:04.371 So bear with us. 50:04.391 --> 50:04.812 At some point. 50:04.912 --> 50:09.415 And we're just gonna have to go back to basics and strip this Xlist hour down to pure solid requests. 50:09.675 --> 50:13.578 We've got prizes to give away, we'll give them away randomly to our favourite requests. 50:13.798 --> 50:17.701 So get your requests in 8.3 XFM for Xlist favourites. 50:17.921 --> 50:40.771 that uh song the Led Zeppelin number was going out to Andy the painter incidentally and here's one right now uh we don't have a name for this one but someone someone wanted to imagine andy painting with his brush staring at a wall thinking of converting the whole nature of that wall with his brush his bristles 50:42.612 --> 50:44.393 Ah, you're getting quite arousing. 50:44.453 --> 50:44.894 OK. 50:44.994 --> 50:48.296 Well speaking of which, we're going to have something fairly arousing quite soon, aren't we? 50:48.396 --> 50:48.676 Are we? 50:48.896 --> 50:52.959 Oh yeah, yeah, we're going to take you into the demented world of Jamie Foxx. 50:54.400 --> 50:54.840 The singer. 50:55.060 --> 50:57.262 Until then, here's the Lemonheads. 51:01.189 --> 51:03.110 That's the Lemonheads with Mrs Robinson. 51:03.130 --> 51:09.533 This is Adam and Joe in our final hour, our X-list hour here on a Saturday afternoon, as it is now. 51:09.553 --> 51:11.053 Yeah, keep those requests coming in. 51:11.133 --> 51:14.715 Text 83XFM with a song you want to hear and we'll stick it on. 51:15.295 --> 51:16.616 So listen, R&B news. 51:16.636 --> 51:19.757 You know we like to keep you up to date with the world of R&B here at the Adam and Joe radio show. 51:19.777 --> 51:26.220 And I've become slightly obsessed with actor and singer Jamie Foxxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox 51:27.014 --> 51:30.936 He's only got two X's in his name, but that's enough to make me want to pronounce it. 51:32.256 --> 51:36.118 So Jamie Foxx is an actor. 51:36.138 --> 51:39.380 He's won a flipping Oscar for his performance in Ray. 51:39.600 --> 51:40.160 That's right. 51:40.900 --> 51:41.881 He's also a singer. 51:42.501 --> 51:44.202 And his album's gone multi-platinum. 51:44.362 --> 51:45.463 It's called Unpredictable. 51:45.823 --> 51:46.923 And he's a sexy man. 51:47.243 --> 51:48.504 He's a sexy man. 51:48.524 --> 51:49.365 And he loves women. 51:49.545 --> 51:52.926 And this usually doesn't happen, you know, for a singer. 51:53.747 --> 51:56.828 For someone to have success in music and film is very unusual. 51:56.868 --> 51:57.769 Lots of people try it. 51:58.309 --> 52:02.451 Eddie Murphy tried it you know but usually it's a disaster it's one or the other. 52:02.471 --> 52:21.058 Foxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox 52:28.183 --> 52:29.695 out of control. 52:31.838 --> 52:59.055 maniacal idiot oh he's the most overconfident person on the planet where have you seen him well I'll tell you where I've seen him he was on one Leicester Square Russell Brand's MTV show where the lovely Russell who's brilliant was interviewing Tom Cruise and suddenly fox ox ox ox comes in with a like a baby gif box for Tom Cruise who just had his mystery baby right I thought you're gonna say like a baby for him an extra baby no he'd got a baby yeah 52:59.215 --> 53:20.344 but foxoxox comes in with this big thing of stuff and completely ignores brand right starts hosting the show and talking straight to the camera and starts saying things like to tom cruise foxoxox says i love this guy he's amazing cruise says i love you you're amazing foxoxox says you're the best cruise says no you're the best 53:21.084 --> 53:25.148 Foxoxox says, I haven't seen the movie yet, but I know it's going to be amazing. 53:25.168 --> 53:28.231 And Cruz says, your album's amazing, man. 53:28.991 --> 53:29.852 This kind of stuff. 53:30.052 --> 53:35.177 Then Foxoxoxox says, I know your movie's going to be amazing, but don't forget you've got something more amazing back at home. 53:35.818 --> 53:36.759 Referring to the baby. 53:37.139 --> 53:38.722 Yeah, he might have meant just some doobie. 53:39.042 --> 53:40.024 Yeah, maybe you're right. 53:40.244 --> 53:44.671 And then he, and then Foxxoxox was on the MTV Movie Awards with Colin Farrell. 53:44.831 --> 53:45.032 Right. 53:45.592 --> 53:51.842 Which was quite an extraordinary show, but he comes on, I'm going to stop saying Foxxoxox because it's boring, boring even me. 53:52.523 --> 54:00.445 He comes on and he starts doing all this, like, hand-slapping with the audience, and just doing this really unfunny comedy routine. 54:00.785 --> 54:08.507 And even Colin Farrell, who himself is a bit of an egomaniac, starts physically distancing himself from Fox. 54:08.567 --> 54:09.547 Start stepping away. 54:09.887 --> 54:20.710 So if all this isn't bad enough, and I'd like listeners out there to monitor the behaviour of Fox, because I believe he should be doped, or, well, he probably is, but he should be somehow tagged or controlled or just stopped. 54:21.050 --> 54:22.592 He's a talented man though, isn't he? 54:22.712 --> 54:23.934 Well, he's alright. 54:24.916 --> 54:26.658 He's a good actor though, I mean he's- He's alright. 54:26.678 --> 54:27.479 Is he? 54:27.639 --> 54:28.941 Yeah, he's not that good. 54:28.961 --> 54:29.562 A lateral. 54:29.983 --> 54:30.704 That was alright. 54:31.206 --> 54:32.787 He was extraordinary. 54:33.268 --> 54:33.968 In collateral. 54:34.048 --> 54:35.630 Ray, he did a good Ray impression. 54:35.690 --> 54:38.692 That film was boring, but his Ray impression was pretty amazing. 54:38.792 --> 54:39.953 But listen, it gets worse. 54:39.993 --> 54:45.417 He's released this album and he reckons he's a love machine and he's released an album full of highly erotic songs. 54:45.858 --> 54:49.961 But they're not explicitly erotic, I'm pleased to say, for a family show. 54:50.461 --> 54:52.423 They're sort of metaphorically erotic. 54:53.243 --> 54:53.504 Right. 54:53.824 --> 54:58.828 And now I'd like to get Adam Buxton to read you some lyrics of the most erotic song on his album. 54:59.048 --> 55:00.916 I've just been handed this list of his lyrics. 55:05.196 --> 55:05.696 Forecast? 55:05.736 --> 55:08.798 Yeah, like forecast, but knock the tear off and stick another S. Oh. 55:08.818 --> 55:09.898 Forecast, I've got a forecast. 55:10.018 --> 55:11.139 I've got a forecast. 55:11.479 --> 55:12.640 So Adam's going to read the lyrics. 55:12.760 --> 55:17.262 And if you're young or there are kids watching, remember this is just about the weather. 55:18.443 --> 55:20.264 It's just about a rainy day. 55:20.564 --> 55:23.866 OK, we've got some appropriate music, or the most appropriate music we could find. 55:23.886 --> 55:27.087 So these are genuine lyrics from the Jamie Foxx album. 55:27.447 --> 55:28.868 So here's some sexy music. 55:29.709 --> 55:30.249 Read away, Adam. 55:30.909 --> 55:33.611 Got nothing on but my t-shirt and boxers on. 55:34.611 --> 55:36.071 Waiting for you to get home. 55:36.091 --> 55:39.112 It's been sunny outside all day, baby. 55:39.773 --> 55:41.273 I can't wait for it to storm. 55:41.293 --> 55:45.654 Wanna feel your raindrops falling down all on me. 55:46.174 --> 55:49.315 That thunder from down under surrounding me. 55:49.895 --> 55:52.316 Coming down hard, pounding me. 55:52.916 --> 55:56.397 Let me feel the raindrops falling down all over my love. 55:56.737 --> 55:58.798 I want it soaking wet all over the bed. 55:59.438 --> 56:00.661 I want the rain to come. 56:01.363 --> 56:03.768 I can feel the mist every time we kissed. 56:04.250 --> 56:06.695 Just didn't know a downpour like this. 56:08.874 --> 56:13.135 There's a flash flood warning, till we wake up in the morning. 56:13.155 --> 56:17.536 There'll be puddles in the bed, the weatherman said. 56:17.556 --> 56:21.797 And on it goes, Christmas Day. 56:22.337 --> 56:23.257 Puddles in the bed? 56:23.357 --> 56:27.218 What woman would want to have roughty with Jamie Foxx? 56:27.478 --> 56:36.040 He's so, he's basically, he's got some good, either he's incontinent or she's so wasted that she's just weed the bed really badly. 56:36.360 --> 56:37.301 It's revolting. 56:37.542 --> 56:40.645 That's a nightmare vision of non-sexiness. 56:40.905 --> 56:41.546 Anyway, there you go. 56:41.586 --> 56:46.152 Jamie Foxxoxoxx must be stop top topped at once and where they're meant to do it. 56:46.552 --> 56:47.493 Right, back to the X list. 56:47.874 --> 56:49.395 Jamie T right now. 56:49.435 --> 56:51.498 This one is going out to Sonia. 56:51.698 --> 56:52.178 Enjoy. 56:53.673 --> 56:57.036 There you go, that's Jamie T with Sheila. 56:57.056 --> 57:01.400 I don't know anything about Jamie T. He's just popped up while I've been looking another way. 57:01.420 --> 57:02.641 Do you know anything about Jamie T, Joe? 57:02.821 --> 57:04.322 No, but we'll find out more about him. 57:04.743 --> 57:06.464 The other one is Plan B. Yeah. 57:06.624 --> 57:08.306 I got a Plan B CD this week. 57:08.366 --> 57:09.026 It was free from... 57:10.207 --> 57:16.870 from Virgin, I think, and it was quite a shock to listen to that, what young kids are listening to. 57:17.451 --> 57:22.833 I might try and bring some Plan B in next week, but clean it up for the listeners, obviously, because it's fairly filthy stuff. 57:22.853 --> 57:25.454 You should do your own Plan Adam B, you know? 57:25.734 --> 57:26.655 Yeah, that's a good idea. 57:26.715 --> 57:27.975 Get back on the scallywag tip. 57:28.275 --> 57:28.736 Yeah, man. 57:28.776 --> 57:32.237 Well, someone's already texted saying, hello is this scallywag, says Laura in Bromley. 57:32.357 --> 57:33.138 Hey, there you go. 57:33.158 --> 57:33.658 Hello, Laura. 57:33.958 --> 57:36.059 Hey, listen, have we got somebody on the line with a request? 57:36.199 --> 57:36.959 Yes, I believe we do. 57:37.039 --> 57:37.620 Who do we have? 57:38.280 --> 57:38.540 Hello. 57:39.141 --> 57:40.001 Hello there. 57:40.141 --> 57:40.561 Who's this? 57:40.662 --> 57:41.862 Do we not even have their name? 57:43.183 --> 57:43.723 Rich Williams. 57:44.024 --> 57:44.944 Hey Rich, how you doing? 57:44.964 --> 57:46.045 Too bad, thank you. 57:46.165 --> 57:47.526 Yeah, thanks very much for calling in. 57:47.546 --> 57:48.446 No trouble. 57:48.907 --> 57:49.927 Now, what are you up to this weekend? 57:50.768 --> 57:51.308 Not a lot really. 57:51.528 --> 57:52.669 Spending time with family, really. 57:53.049 --> 57:53.610 Very nice. 57:53.710 --> 57:54.590 An idyllic scene. 57:54.750 --> 57:56.291 Are you all together in the house today? 57:56.752 --> 57:57.372 Not at the moment. 57:57.412 --> 57:58.473 I'm on my way there in a moment. 57:58.933 --> 57:58.993 Ah. 57:59.261 --> 58:00.442 Are they listening, do you think, at home? 58:00.522 --> 58:01.243 It's unlikely. 58:01.283 --> 58:02.204 They should be listening, yeah. 58:02.224 --> 58:02.704 Should they be? 58:02.824 --> 58:04.426 And so would you like to say something to them? 58:04.446 --> 58:05.487 Because that'll be magical. 58:05.527 --> 58:07.909 It'll be like you're talking to them but you're not there. 58:08.369 --> 58:10.111 It'll be as if you're on the phone. 58:10.131 --> 58:12.173 That's right, yeah. 58:12.273 --> 58:15.976 It'll be like an amazing kind of telecommunications happening. 58:16.557 --> 58:17.758 And how old are your children? 58:18.388 --> 58:22.549 Um, my little girl Caitlin, she's five, and my son Joel just turned three last week. 58:22.869 --> 58:29.111 Oh wow, so that's a very enjoyable age to have your children there, and I'm sure they'll appreciate a shout-out from Dad. 58:29.451 --> 58:33.012 So why don't you say something to them and then introduce the song that you have requested. 58:33.032 --> 58:37.973 Okay, hello to my children Caitlin and Joel, Daddy and Mum, we love you very, very much. 58:38.693 --> 58:41.834 And hello to my girlfriend Carly, I love you lots and lots as well. 58:42.504 --> 58:43.867 I'm well enough. 58:44.167 --> 58:46.952 Except for the person you love more than me, David Bowie. 58:46.972 --> 58:48.434 Here we go. 58:48.474 --> 58:49.736 Thanks very much indeed for your call. 58:50.257 --> 58:51.098 Have a good weekend, Rich. 58:51.138 --> 58:51.439 Cheers. 58:51.459 --> 58:52.080 Thank you. 58:52.100 --> 58:52.320 Bye. 58:52.521 --> 58:53.081 It's David. 58:57.762 --> 59:00.203 That's David Bowie, of course, with Let's Dance. 59:00.724 --> 59:02.525 That one was going out to Rich and his family. 59:02.985 --> 59:07.427 Yes, don't forget, at noon, Mick Rock is taking over his show. 59:07.468 --> 59:08.608 Is it live from New York? 59:08.868 --> 59:09.809 One o'clock, he comes on. 59:09.889 --> 59:10.789 Oh, does he come at one? 59:10.809 --> 59:11.690 I'm terribly sorry. 59:12.170 --> 59:15.532 Yeah, he is sometimes live in New York. 59:15.712 --> 59:16.813 Is he always live from New York? 59:17.529 --> 59:31.960 yeah i think so it's a good show though because he's met everybody he has and he tells you that he has after every record sorry yeah anyway yeah so anyway that's uh something to get excited about what now adam 59:33.101 --> 59:35.203 I was getting ready for your Mick Rock impression. 59:35.524 --> 59:37.526 I feel bad doing a Mick Rock impression. 59:37.566 --> 59:38.267 You don't need my Mick. 59:38.547 --> 59:41.270 He just goes, that was the Stone Roses. 59:41.290 --> 59:44.394 I met them a few years ago. 59:44.814 --> 59:46.557 Nice, nice fellas. 59:46.577 --> 59:52.483 I don't know why we haven't got around to playing with a lens and some film, but we haven't. 59:55.943 --> 01:00:10.222 it's a good show man here's one from David Bowie for me he's still the king of bendy rock I saw David the other day in a magazine he was looking extraordinary he 01:00:10.282 --> 01:00:11.383 He took our photos, Mick Rock. 01:00:11.403 --> 01:00:13.124 He took pictures of all the XFM DJs. 01:00:13.144 --> 01:00:15.225 Did you get the photo, Adam, that he took? 01:00:15.245 --> 01:00:18.747 Yeah, if people don't know who Mick Rock is, there might be some people who don't. 01:00:19.027 --> 01:00:21.649 He's like one of the most famous rock photographers in the world. 01:00:21.689 --> 01:00:24.951 He's taken some of the most amazing, iconic rock images. 01:00:26.152 --> 01:00:29.014 It's his photo that's on the cover of Lou Reed's Transformer. 01:00:29.314 --> 01:00:33.677 He took all the most famous pictures of David Bowie and Iggy Pop and all sorts of people like that. 01:00:33.897 --> 01:00:35.137 And he took our picture the other day. 01:00:35.198 --> 01:00:35.938 It was exciting. 01:00:36.058 --> 01:00:36.819 He swore us. 01:00:36.939 --> 01:00:37.720 He really swore. 01:00:37.800 --> 01:00:38.961 He used the C word. 01:00:39.041 --> 01:00:40.782 He used the F where he used all the words. 01:00:40.902 --> 01:00:41.463 We loved it. 01:00:41.563 --> 01:00:42.524 And we really liked it. 01:00:42.764 --> 01:00:43.365 It was very exciting. 01:00:43.385 --> 01:00:44.546 What do you think of the photo though? 01:00:45.126 --> 01:00:46.027 The photo's weird. 01:00:46.047 --> 01:00:49.690 It's not flattering, but he wasn't, you know, he wasn't going for flattering. 01:00:49.730 --> 01:00:50.491 He was going for something. 01:00:50.511 --> 01:00:52.173 It's one of those warts and all photos. 01:00:52.193 --> 01:00:52.633 That's right. 01:00:52.653 --> 01:00:54.935 When's someone going to take a no warts photo? 01:00:55.235 --> 01:00:55.616 I know. 01:00:55.636 --> 01:00:58.258 They never want to make us look nice. 01:00:58.979 --> 01:01:00.240 We'll be back shortly with the X list. 01:01:00.700 --> 01:01:00.981 Stay tuned. 01:01:03.703 --> 01:01:06.185 Adam and Joe here on a Saturday afternoon in our new slot. 01:01:06.385 --> 01:01:12.569 This is the X list and we've got a song right now that's going out to Dave and Dave, who are doing a bit of work together in Woolwich. 01:01:13.109 --> 01:01:13.789 Sounds cozy. 01:01:13.910 --> 01:01:14.630 Hope you enjoy this one. 01:01:14.650 --> 01:01:15.631 This is the FX Twinz. 01:01:20.894 --> 01:01:21.494 What is going on? 01:01:29.195 --> 01:01:30.036 I'm doing my remix. 01:01:30.156 --> 01:01:30.917 It's good, man. 01:01:31.037 --> 01:01:32.198 Of window liquor. 01:01:32.378 --> 01:01:37.883 Oh, you'll damage your epiglottis. 01:01:46.032 --> 01:01:47.032 It goes on for a while. 01:01:47.933 --> 01:01:51.855 Anyway, that was Aphex Twin with Window Licker going out to Dave and Dave. 01:01:52.456 --> 01:01:56.198 We've got a track right now going out to Dobbo and I think he's even on the line. 01:01:56.238 --> 01:01:57.199 Dobbo the house elf? 01:01:57.559 --> 01:01:58.400 Yeah, hey Dobbo. 01:01:58.920 --> 01:01:59.360 Hello there. 01:01:59.600 --> 01:02:00.121 How are you doing? 01:02:00.301 --> 01:02:00.921 Yeah, I'm good man. 01:02:01.362 --> 01:02:03.083 Dobbo, how did you end up with a name like Dobbo? 01:02:03.943 --> 01:02:06.865 My real name is Dobbs. 01:02:09.928 --> 01:02:13.651 And are you a Yobbo, allowing people to call you Dobbo the Yobbo? 01:02:14.332 --> 01:02:15.733 Absolutely, yes. 01:02:16.794 --> 01:02:18.415 And what are you up to today, Dobbo? 01:02:19.135 --> 01:02:21.177 I'm just on my way home. 01:02:21.217 --> 01:02:22.398 From where? 01:02:22.478 --> 01:02:23.339 From Islington. 01:02:23.679 --> 01:02:25.521 I went to the first Friday last night. 01:02:26.021 --> 01:02:27.142 And you've been out all night? 01:02:27.162 --> 01:02:28.663 No, not all night. 01:02:28.703 --> 01:02:32.106 I was at home, well, I sort of got back about, I don't know, two. 01:02:33.519 --> 01:02:34.199 How was Marsha? 01:02:34.219 --> 01:02:36.180 Because she was DJing there last night, wasn't she? 01:02:36.220 --> 01:02:36.801 Did you see her? 01:02:36.821 --> 01:02:37.561 She was. 01:02:37.961 --> 01:02:38.502 I don't know. 01:02:38.742 --> 01:02:39.382 I think I saw Lucia. 01:02:39.422 --> 01:02:42.244 You know, it was just a little blur. 01:02:42.344 --> 01:02:43.724 Did you snog any body dubber? 01:02:44.065 --> 01:02:44.625 No! 01:02:45.105 --> 01:02:46.486 Why do you say it like that? 01:02:47.226 --> 01:02:49.888 Well, it would make me a bit of a slut, yeah. 01:02:50.548 --> 01:02:51.168 Well, I don't know. 01:02:51.208 --> 01:02:52.929 I thought that was what First Friday was all about. 01:02:52.969 --> 01:02:54.110 I've never been down that far. 01:02:54.290 --> 01:02:55.050 I don't know. 01:02:55.070 --> 01:02:56.691 I was just really happy last time, really drunk. 01:02:57.151 --> 01:02:58.372 Oh, I'm glad you had a good time. 01:02:58.712 --> 01:03:01.674 I've heard it's just like a sort of crazy school disco, First Friday. 01:03:02.516 --> 01:03:04.437 This is crazy, certainly crazy. 01:03:04.637 --> 01:03:05.617 I've got to go down there. 01:03:05.737 --> 01:03:08.318 Yeah, we should go along and get sleazy all over the place. 01:03:09.078 --> 01:03:11.199 Now listen, Dobbo, we've got a track lined up for you. 01:03:11.219 --> 01:03:12.259 Do you want to introduce it for us? 01:03:13.019 --> 01:03:16.501 Yes, Boy Kill Boy and Susie and it's fantastic. 01:03:16.621 --> 01:03:18.061 Boy Kill Boy, this is going out to Dobbo. 01:03:18.081 --> 01:03:19.101 Cheers, Dobbo, have a good weekend. 01:03:19.121 --> 01:03:20.102 Thank you very much, lads. 01:03:20.122 --> 01:03:20.442 Bye. 01:03:20.482 --> 01:03:20.682 Bye. 01:03:25.123 --> 01:03:26.423 Yeah, hey, this is Adam and Joe. 01:03:26.443 --> 01:03:29.464 We're in the last 13 minutes of our new slot. 01:03:29.504 --> 01:03:32.805 We're here with you every Saturday morning now from 10am till 1pm. 01:03:32.825 --> 01:03:34.246 We're midway through the X-list. 01:03:34.626 --> 01:03:36.106 Have we got a caller on the line? 01:03:36.166 --> 01:03:36.886 Yes, we do. 01:03:37.286 --> 01:03:38.687 Hello caller, are you there? 01:03:39.467 --> 01:03:40.127 I am here. 01:03:40.427 --> 01:03:41.348 What's your name caller? 01:03:41.848 --> 01:03:42.648 My name is Jamie. 01:03:42.928 --> 01:03:44.369 What do you do for a living? 01:03:44.609 --> 01:03:45.589 What do you do? 01:03:46.709 --> 01:03:47.489 I'm a cycle courier. 01:03:48.250 --> 01:03:50.010 A cycle courier and you're alive? 01:03:50.650 --> 01:03:51.310 Yes, sir. 01:03:51.651 --> 01:03:52.551 Injuries last week? 01:03:52.591 --> 01:03:53.011 What did you get? 01:03:53.999 --> 01:03:54.980 I got a sore thumb. 01:03:55.480 --> 01:03:56.420 I saw that's not bad. 01:03:56.800 --> 01:03:58.321 From ringing your bell aggressively? 01:03:58.741 --> 01:04:00.262 It was actually when France won. 01:04:00.642 --> 01:04:02.063 What's the worst accident you've had? 01:04:03.224 --> 01:04:04.284 Hit by a bus. 01:04:04.764 --> 01:04:05.865 No! 01:04:05.905 --> 01:04:06.465 How did it get you? 01:04:07.306 --> 01:04:10.827 Oh it just squashed my face completely so I've only got one eye now. 01:04:11.348 --> 01:04:12.308 That's not true is it? 01:04:12.328 --> 01:04:14.229 No that's not true. 01:04:15.390 --> 01:04:17.171 What did you actually really get hit by a bus though? 01:04:17.631 --> 01:04:18.011 Yeah I did. 01:04:18.655 --> 01:04:19.476 And what happened, though? 01:04:19.496 --> 01:04:21.978 Did he just scrape you or were you hurt badly? 01:04:21.998 --> 01:04:26.263 Well, he just threw me for my bike and just rolled across the floor in front of loads of people and locked the circus. 01:04:26.303 --> 01:04:27.003 It's great. 01:04:27.804 --> 01:04:29.065 Man, that's unbelievable, isn't it? 01:04:29.326 --> 01:04:33.029 But now you can at least say that you've been knocked over by a bus, you know what I mean? 01:04:33.049 --> 01:04:35.071 Because people sort of say, well, come on, cheer up. 01:04:35.412 --> 01:04:36.993 You can get knocked over by a bus tomorrow. 01:04:37.314 --> 01:04:38.395 Yeah, my mum's very proud. 01:04:39.394 --> 01:04:40.975 Man, you're a hero to me, you know. 01:04:41.375 --> 01:04:43.136 Cycle couriers, they're modern heroes. 01:04:43.717 --> 01:04:44.077 Are they? 01:04:44.317 --> 01:04:44.597 Yeah. 01:04:45.518 --> 01:04:46.918 Because it's so dangerous. 01:04:46.938 --> 01:04:47.659 It is dangerous. 01:04:47.679 --> 01:04:50.260 It's so dangerous and you're getting all those packages to people on time. 01:04:50.280 --> 01:04:51.841 Do you know partly the reason it's dangerous? 01:04:52.041 --> 01:04:52.261 What? 01:04:52.401 --> 01:04:54.042 It's because they cycle very dangerously. 01:04:54.362 --> 01:04:55.963 Do you cycle dangerously, Jamie? 01:04:56.063 --> 01:04:59.065 I'm a keen cyclist and sometimes I have my dangerous moments. 01:04:59.125 --> 01:05:04.128 I think you just evolved the timing properly for the lights and people. 01:05:04.722 --> 01:05:11.787 Occupying space is a good thing because you can't really occupy space that everybody else is occupying Yeah, if you get excited, do you get very angry very easily? 01:05:11.807 --> 01:05:15.971 Do you have a lot of rage on your bike Jamie? 01:05:16.171 --> 01:05:23.296 Yeah, exactly like if someone cuts you up if a taxi cuts you up Do you catch him up at the lights and then slam on his door and go? 01:05:26.286 --> 01:05:27.908 A few times, yeah, yeah. 01:05:27.928 --> 01:05:32.052 I've actually been in Japanese Syndrome, so I'd do exactly that. 01:05:32.832 --> 01:05:35.355 OK, do you want to introduce your song that you've requested? 01:05:35.375 --> 01:05:39.799 I would like The Subways, Rock and Roll Cream by Galbraith and Soul. 01:05:39.819 --> 01:05:41.981 Hey, Jamie, sorry to interrupt, but do you want a book of cool? 01:05:42.782 --> 01:05:43.562 A book of cool? 01:05:43.602 --> 01:05:45.004 Yeah, it's got bike tricks in it. 01:05:45.044 --> 01:05:49.168 It's DVDs and books about how to do tricks, and it's got a whole do tricks on your bike section. 01:05:50.215 --> 01:05:52.016 Yeah, I'd love that if you're giving away for free. 01:05:52.096 --> 01:05:53.856 Yeah, we haven't given enough of them away. 01:05:53.876 --> 01:05:55.017 Yeah, we'll send you. 01:05:55.257 --> 01:05:56.237 Give me three or four then. 01:05:56.717 --> 01:05:57.137 All right. 01:05:57.317 --> 01:06:00.298 I'll put 20 quid in as well. 01:06:00.738 --> 01:06:01.178 And a woman. 01:06:02.339 --> 01:06:03.059 A tiny woman. 01:06:03.079 --> 01:06:04.999 We might put Natalie and Brulea. 01:06:05.039 --> 01:06:06.320 We might pop her in there for you. 01:06:06.860 --> 01:06:08.280 I've got another phone going off. 01:06:08.560 --> 01:06:09.121 Okay. 01:06:09.521 --> 01:06:09.941 Never mind. 01:06:09.961 --> 01:06:10.701 He's a busy boy. 01:06:10.941 --> 01:06:11.561 Cheers, Jamie. 01:06:11.701 --> 01:06:12.382 Have a good weekend. 01:06:12.562 --> 01:06:13.822 Here's the subways for you. 01:06:24.295 --> 01:06:26.398 There you go, that's The Subways and Rock and Roll Queen. 01:06:26.418 --> 01:06:29.663 That was going out to Jamie the Cycle Courier in Archway. 01:06:29.683 --> 01:06:32.807 Yeah, listen, listeners, I want to ask your advice on something. 01:06:32.827 --> 01:06:34.229 I've been watching The Mint. 01:06:35.014 --> 01:06:37.295 People who don't live in London might not know what the Mint is. 01:06:37.335 --> 01:06:41.235 It's a whole channel and also at midnight till 4am on ITV it comes on. 01:06:41.656 --> 01:06:43.476 It's like a televised fruit machine. 01:06:43.596 --> 01:06:44.996 That's a national thing though, isn't it? 01:06:45.957 --> 01:06:46.417 I don't know. 01:06:46.477 --> 01:06:47.337 It might be London only. 01:06:47.497 --> 01:06:48.957 ITV goes funny after midnight. 01:06:48.977 --> 01:06:49.878 It might go regional. 01:06:49.898 --> 01:06:50.518 I'm not sure. 01:06:50.598 --> 01:06:50.798 Yeah. 01:06:51.038 --> 01:06:52.818 But most people probably know what the Mint is. 01:06:52.858 --> 01:06:54.159 Is that the one with Brian Dowling? 01:06:54.379 --> 01:06:56.099 It's a pigging disgrace is what it is. 01:06:56.179 --> 01:06:56.979 It really is. 01:06:57.039 --> 01:06:59.660 I mean, you couldn't... You know Robocop? 01:06:59.960 --> 01:07:00.580 Yes, I do. 01:07:00.660 --> 01:07:02.841 You remember the little bits of TV in Robocop? 01:07:02.901 --> 01:07:04.041 I'd buy that for a dollar! 01:07:04.321 --> 01:07:04.541 Yeah. 01:07:04.802 --> 01:07:06.524 I mean it's worse television than that. 01:07:06.584 --> 01:07:10.428 Paul Verhoeven couldn't have thought of anything more appalling than the mint. 01:07:11.209 --> 01:07:12.971 I'm convinced though that it's fixed. 01:07:13.332 --> 01:07:13.532 Yeah. 01:07:14.032 --> 01:07:20.200 What they do is you've got to phone in and they give you a word like the other night it was big blank. 01:07:20.720 --> 01:07:43.381 and you've got to guess what the word is the phone calls cost about a million pounds they make it sound as if no one's calling in but really they've got millions and they're drip feeding them on it's just them it's misery and it really should be stopped well i was watching it the other night and i thought um i'd had a couple of uh gin and tonics and i thought i'm gonna do a crank phone call and i'm gonna 01:07:44.362 --> 01:07:45.863 Were you on your own, were you? 01:07:45.943 --> 01:07:47.044 Yeah, I was on my own. 01:07:47.064 --> 01:07:52.909 I thought, you know I haven't done a crank phone call for a while, I think I should do a crank phone call to the mitt. 01:07:53.329 --> 01:08:04.958 And so I started dialling, and I couldn't get through, so I put it on redial, so I had another gin and tonic, and put it on redial, and after a while, I realised I'd redialed like about 20 times. 01:08:05.018 --> 01:08:05.959 And it hadn't picked up? 01:08:06.079 --> 01:08:12.084 Hadn't picked up, and each time I'd been, no it had picked up, and it said, thanks for your call, sorry you haven't been lucky this time. 01:08:12.104 --> 01:08:12.864 But they charged you? 01:08:12.904 --> 01:08:13.605 They charged you. 01:08:14.265 --> 01:08:43.067 it's sickening it makes me really angry I love TV and I especially love late night TV it's a place to put weird stuff and they've killed it but anyway I'm convinced it's fixed because the other night basically I think they decide who they want to win they don't have a list of words they just choose them randomly because the thing the other night was big blank yeah right someone called in with Big Apple yeah no wasn't on the list Oh someone then called in with Big I 01:08:45.249 --> 01:08:47.391 They won 5,000 pounds. 01:08:47.411 --> 01:08:51.295 I'm not joking big eye Since when was that an expression? 01:08:51.315 --> 01:08:56.419 The mint is bent as a... It makes me feel ill. 01:08:56.539 --> 01:08:59.021 Big lamp I could understand if that had one. 01:08:59.041 --> 01:09:00.843 You know, look at that big lamp. 01:09:00.903 --> 01:09:01.484 Yeah, but big eye 01:09:05.367 --> 01:09:05.707 What's that? 01:09:05.807 --> 01:09:06.768 It makes me sick. 01:09:06.808 --> 01:09:07.429 It's rubbish. 01:09:07.869 --> 01:09:08.530 It's tragic. 01:09:08.570 --> 01:09:11.612 The mint mansion, those tacky sound effects. 01:09:11.652 --> 01:09:12.152 What are they? 01:09:12.252 --> 01:09:16.456 Chris said like sheep and Chris, the engineer here at XFM is going for a job there. 01:09:16.756 --> 01:09:18.377 He might operate the sound effects. 01:09:19.198 --> 01:09:20.259 That's tragic. 01:09:20.279 --> 01:09:22.781 And if you do, man, you've got to get us some inside news. 01:09:23.081 --> 01:09:25.503 I'm going to carry on trying to make a crank phone call. 01:09:25.883 --> 01:09:28.565 I want to seriously want to bring the mint down somehow. 01:09:29.246 --> 01:09:30.767 I think it must be against the law. 01:09:31.027 --> 01:09:34.750 Surely there's ITC regulations against just ripping off the public. 01:09:34.770 --> 01:09:40.553 Well occasionally those quiz channels, I can't talk about them meant specifically, but occasionally those quizzes do get busted. 01:09:40.693 --> 01:09:41.933 Oh I tell you what, I tell you what, here we go. 01:09:41.973 --> 01:09:59.121 Look, I looked at the rules on the ITV website and the rules say releasing answers, if you look at the small print, neither the promoter nor the producer is under any obligation to release information relating to game answers or methods of solution other than the information given by the presenter on air. 01:09:59.341 --> 01:10:00.582 So it's totally arbitrary basically. 01:10:00.662 --> 01:10:02.303 So basically you're not allowed to ask them? 01:10:02.423 --> 01:10:02.643 Yeah. 01:10:02.823 --> 01:10:03.824 Now that's a rip-off. 01:10:03.964 --> 01:10:10.529 I tell you one thing I heard from someone who actually got through and got the right answer to one of these things, and was told that they'd won 500 quid. 01:10:11.009 --> 01:10:18.674 They were given a reference number to claim their prize, and the reference number is about 20 digits and letters and stuff. 01:10:18.694 --> 01:10:21.156 It's all like, you know, P F Q 1 0. 01:10:22.117 --> 01:10:24.058 Right, so when you register a Mackintosh 01:10:24.198 --> 01:10:35.744 Yeah, so they're more or less counting on the fact that at one in the morning or whenever you've got through you're in no condition to take down a 20-digit code accurately and you're stuffed more or less. 01:10:36.165 --> 01:10:39.566 Anyway, so this guy never got his money from the quiz. 01:10:39.747 --> 01:10:44.029 I literally want to find out where they film it, go there and burn it down. 01:10:45.556 --> 01:11:02.753 really think I wouldn't mind serving some time you reckon I think that I think I'd be a hero in the clink what about Dowling though I'd kick his face oh come on he's nice Brian he might be nice but get off the mint might as well be Satan's foot soldier I'm angry come here you really 01:11:03.473 --> 01:11:04.733 Hey, listen, we've only got two minutes left. 01:11:04.793 --> 01:11:05.634 Is that it for the X-list? 01:11:05.654 --> 01:11:06.934 I've never seen you so steamed up, Joe. 01:11:07.154 --> 01:11:07.954 It's exciting. 01:11:07.974 --> 01:11:08.774 It's exciting. 01:11:08.814 --> 01:11:10.655 It's like the younger you back again. 01:11:11.075 --> 01:11:12.075 Oh, I feel invigorated. 01:11:12.115 --> 01:11:13.875 I think that is it for the X-list, yeah. 01:11:13.935 --> 01:11:15.316 So can I just give two little plugs? 01:11:15.416 --> 01:11:15.796 Go on then. 01:11:15.836 --> 01:11:20.497 First of all, our podcast, if you go to xfm.co.uk or iTunes, you can get the Adam and Joe podcast. 01:11:20.537 --> 01:11:21.757 This show should be up there soon. 01:11:21.777 --> 01:11:24.837 There's nine episodes of the best of the Adam and Joe podcast. 01:11:24.857 --> 01:11:27.078 We're sitting at number six in the national podcast chart. 01:11:27.338 --> 01:11:31.299 Yeah, and we should say that we fillet the shows to go in the podcast. 01:11:31.339 --> 01:11:32.079 It's not the whole thing. 01:11:32.919 --> 01:12:01.217 only the good bits and we put some extra stuff on there as well so yeah there's always extra stuff it's completely free so go and subscribe to that and you might enjoy it you might hate it it's worth a try and also telly this week check out on tuesday night on channel 4 11 o'clock modern toss uh it's a kind of aggressive weird uh mr men for grown-ups uh it's one of the most visually beautiful things been on telly for a while and very funny and different and unique and you were involved with it i i helped direct some of the pilot but i didn't have anything to do with this series oh you didn't have anything to do no no no 01:12:01.237 --> 01:12:01.498 No, no, no. 01:12:01.538 --> 01:12:02.239 But it's brilliant. 01:12:02.299 --> 01:12:02.680 Check it out. 01:12:02.961 --> 01:12:04.244 11 o'clock Tuesday, modern toss. 01:12:04.444 --> 01:12:04.865 Can't wait. 01:12:05.026 --> 01:12:05.968 Thanks very much for listening. 01:12:05.988 --> 01:12:06.710 See you next week. 01:12:06.850 --> 01:12:07.171 Bye. 01:12:07.211 --> 01:12:07.451 Love you. 01:12:07.471 --> 01:12:08.073 Bye.