WEBVTT 00:00.752 --> 00:05.028 Love music, love XFM 00:32.563 --> 01:00.133 this is xfm hello this is adam buckston my i am my name is joe cornish a bit german there my name is my name is my name is this is the adam and joe radio show we're with you for the next two hours here on xfm great music coming up from siguros the white stripes dirty pretty things radio heads the editors not the editors editors that's only the first hour have we got a celebrity regression adam we've 01:00.413 --> 01:03.254 We've got a semi-tough celebrity regression coming up. 01:03.374 --> 01:04.875 We've got Mighty Boosh tickets to give away. 01:04.895 --> 01:07.856 We've got Mighty Boosh DVDs to give away. 01:08.237 --> 01:11.718 I'd like to do a deal or no deal based experiment in the show today. 01:11.758 --> 01:11.998 Fantastic. 01:12.058 --> 01:12.899 I'd like to help you with that. 01:12.919 --> 01:14.940 A scientific deal or no deal experiment. 01:14.960 --> 01:20.142 Plus, I'd like to enter the world of Nadine Baguette and pentapeptides as well. 01:20.622 --> 01:30.172 I'd like to enter that world with you but right now let's kick things off in in grand style this is a song we didn't even play last week for some reason I don't know why but it's gonna be a massive hit here's Gnarls Barkley 01:42.150 --> 01:44.733 Yes, that's Niles Barkley with Crazy. 01:44.773 --> 01:48.097 Niles Barkley is of course Danger Mouse and is he called Cee-Lo? 01:48.137 --> 01:49.458 Yeah, soul singer called Cee-Lo. 01:49.498 --> 01:50.119 That's very good. 01:50.439 --> 01:55.545 When I was ill earlier in the week, I was watching the repeat of Scrap Heap Challenge at five in the morning on channel four. 01:55.905 --> 02:00.170 They were building cars with both the crash into each other and destroy each other. 02:00.711 --> 02:03.093 And they had that song, they had the sample from that song. 02:04.034 --> 02:30.135 uh... the baseline and it's obviously an old mariachi style track oh yeah but i wonder what that track is if any if any of the listeners know what the sample is because that's a lovely baseline and then on the original it's got a mariachi trumpet that comes in what is that let us know uh... text us 83 XFM or email adamandjoe at xfm.co.uk please uh... that single incidentally is released on the third of april uh... and it should go straight to number one surely and then probably 02:30.916 --> 02:31.656 sort of drop out. 02:31.976 --> 02:34.877 Cos it's so strong, it's exactly three minutes and one second. 02:35.098 --> 02:35.918 It's very catchy. 02:36.718 --> 02:37.578 It's sort of like a pill. 02:37.658 --> 02:38.199 You eat it, it's majestic. 02:38.219 --> 02:38.779 I'm sick of it. 02:38.799 --> 02:41.220 It'll become ubiquitous, like hay-yah. 02:41.360 --> 02:44.621 Yeah, well it's been played so much already and it hasn't even been released. 02:44.641 --> 02:47.862 By the time it's in the shops, no-one will give an old sausage about it. 02:47.882 --> 02:49.363 That's an old, not even an old sausage! 02:49.443 --> 02:51.163 Old sausage is valuable these days. 02:51.803 --> 02:54.244 Not even like an old organic sausage? 02:54.324 --> 02:54.524 No. 02:55.024 --> 02:56.105 Oh, that's a tragedy. 02:56.185 --> 02:56.625 Terrible. 02:56.745 --> 02:58.806 I'll tell you something else though. 02:59.955 --> 03:17.898 right yeah go on then yeah that was that was it now um i was going to ask people for their help as well um because it's my brother's birthday today i hope he's not listening but i haven't really got around to getting him anything and i was really hoping that if there were any people listening on their phones around and about today in the west end in london 03:18.639 --> 03:22.181 They might be able just to pick up a couple of things for me and bring them into the studio. 03:22.201 --> 03:23.442 Because we're here in Leicester Square. 03:23.582 --> 03:27.545 The XFM, er, studio is in the middle of Leicester Square, surrounded by London's Top Shops. 03:27.845 --> 03:28.265 Exactly. 03:28.405 --> 03:29.366 Yeah, for birthday buying. 03:29.546 --> 03:30.107 And Top Shop. 03:30.427 --> 03:30.687 Yeah. 03:31.447 --> 03:37.031 So you, Adam Lazy Buxton, you want a listener who's in the West End to do your birthday shopping for your brother. 03:37.091 --> 03:37.371 Yes. 03:37.831 --> 03:39.412 You lazy old sausage. 03:39.493 --> 03:40.013 Exactly. 03:40.213 --> 03:41.334 What is it with you and Sausages today? 03:41.354 --> 03:41.715 I don't know. 03:42.416 --> 03:43.357 So yeah, I was hoping. 03:43.417 --> 03:45.560 So I've got an item in mind. 03:45.880 --> 03:46.300 Right. 03:46.461 --> 03:53.289 Because you see the thing is, immediately after the show, I'm going straight to have lunch with him, you see, so I don't have time to pick it up myself. 03:53.309 --> 03:53.810 You're rubbish. 03:53.910 --> 03:54.530 I'm a bit rotten. 03:54.551 --> 03:55.572 You're such a bad brother. 03:55.632 --> 03:56.753 I know, it's quite bad, isn't it? 03:56.953 --> 03:57.654 You're a bad brother. 03:57.774 --> 03:58.796 I'm a bad brother. 03:59.456 --> 04:03.962 Um, so I want people to pick me up a copy of, uh, My Life in the Bush of Ghosts. 04:04.302 --> 04:05.944 I- Other th- uh, they've re-released it, haven't they? 04:06.044 --> 04:06.325 Yeah, yeah. 04:06.345 --> 04:07.666 David Burnham and Brian Eno. 04:07.746 --> 04:08.527 David Burnham and Brian Eno. 04:08.547 --> 04:09.048 Famous album. 04:09.268 --> 04:12.071 I don't want the old version, I want the- the new- Digitally remastered, yeah. 04:12.091 --> 04:12.712 spanking one with extra tracks. 04:12.732 --> 04:15.335 And so you want someone to buy it and bring it to the studio and you'll pay them back? 04:15.375 --> 04:16.136 And I'll pay them back, yeah. 04:16.156 --> 04:17.297 Give them any sort of reward? 04:18.178 --> 04:19.800 Well, we could- we could say hello to them, couldn't we? 04:19.820 --> 04:21.081 They could be- Steve Laughs It's not much of a reward. 04:21.101 --> 04:21.861 Steve Laughs It's amazing, man. 04:21.901 --> 04:23.223 This is one of the most- Steve Laughs Give them some money. 04:24.123 --> 04:26.806 People- are people care- only- only thing people care about is money these days. 04:26.826 --> 04:27.446 Steve Laughs I've got an apple. 04:27.466 --> 04:28.467 Steve Laughs It's half eaten. 04:28.487 --> 04:29.608 Steve Laughs No, I've got another one. 04:29.628 --> 04:31.390 Steve Laughs Anyway, if you can do that for Adam, call 0871 222 1049. 04:32.170 --> 04:39.817 If you're in the West End and want to do Adam's birthday shopping, please call 0871 222 1049 and- and Adam would be very grateful. 04:39.857 --> 04:40.577 He'll- you'll do anything. 04:40.597 --> 04:42.039 Steve Laughs I'll do pretty much anything. 04:42.079 --> 04:45.762 You could think of a- think of a favour that we could do in return for you- Steve Laughs 04:45.882 --> 04:46.543 you can do it. 04:46.583 --> 04:48.145 Alright then, I'll do something for you. 04:48.485 --> 04:52.290 But also, I was thinking, I was hoping maybe they could pick me up an extra something. 04:52.530 --> 04:52.810 What? 04:53.010 --> 04:54.793 Just something, just because I'm not very good at buying presents. 04:54.813 --> 04:55.914 Just a surprise gift for you? 04:55.934 --> 04:56.715 No, for Dave. 04:56.855 --> 04:57.376 For my brother. 04:58.617 --> 05:00.738 If they can think of something really cool, I'll tell you what he's into. 05:01.318 --> 05:03.519 He's, he's, I wouldn't say he's a nerd. 05:03.919 --> 05:04.559 He's a nerd. 05:04.599 --> 05:05.039 He's a nerd. 05:05.059 --> 05:06.000 He likes video games. 05:06.040 --> 05:06.880 He's kind of a nerd. 05:07.260 --> 05:10.081 And he's a computer expert, an IT guy. 05:10.121 --> 05:11.982 He loves Apple Macintosh computers. 05:13.922 --> 05:16.243 He likes indie pop music. 05:16.363 --> 05:16.603 Right. 05:16.903 --> 05:19.224 And he's around about 30. 05:20.545 --> 05:21.585 Good looking young man. 05:22.105 --> 05:22.806 Well, you know what, man? 05:22.826 --> 05:25.168 I think we should see whether we get any- any calls at all. 05:25.268 --> 05:25.809 OK. 05:25.829 --> 05:27.271 0-8-7-1- triple-two-one-oh-four-nine. 05:27.291 --> 05:30.954 If you feel you can- you can help Adam, you know, I think it's possible we'll get no calls. 05:31.115 --> 05:32.036 It's- it's highly possible. 05:32.056 --> 05:33.978 You might have to bait people a bit more. 05:33.998 --> 05:34.518 All right, then. 05:34.778 --> 05:36.300 Well, listen, let's play some more music right now. 05:36.320 --> 05:38.442 Uh, this is the Yeah Yeah Yes. 05:38.482 --> 05:40.524 This is a track called Gold Lion. 05:40.825 --> 05:43.087 And, uh, it's- it's in the shops now, I believe. 05:43.247 --> 05:43.467 Right. 05:43.628 --> 05:43.948 Enjoy. 05:52.029 --> 05:53.245 Tell me where the light is 06:00.964 --> 06:02.005 That's the yeah, yeah, yeahs. 06:02.645 --> 06:05.007 Although I call them the yes, yes, yes. 06:05.027 --> 06:06.167 That's gold, because I'm posh. 06:06.508 --> 06:07.408 That's Gold Lion. 06:07.568 --> 06:10.710 This is Adam and Joe here on XFM, Saturday afternoon. 06:10.890 --> 06:13.532 So still no callers offering to help Adam with his birthday problem. 06:13.632 --> 06:14.413 That's a bit much, isn't it? 06:14.493 --> 06:16.194 We might have to bake callers a bit more. 06:16.234 --> 06:20.637 Shall we offer the Mighty Boosh tickets in return for someone doing your birthday shopping? 06:20.677 --> 06:21.217 Birthday bidding. 06:21.317 --> 06:22.818 Because Mighty Boosh tickets are hot. 06:23.358 --> 06:23.659 They are. 06:23.679 --> 06:24.459 They're like gold dirt. 06:24.499 --> 06:26.020 All the dates are sold out. 06:26.380 --> 06:27.041 Yep. 06:27.061 --> 06:28.502 But apparently they've added a couple of new ones. 06:29.082 --> 06:31.164 But we've got tickets to give away and DVDs. 06:31.224 --> 06:32.345 What date are the tickets for? 06:32.606 --> 06:32.926 Do we know? 06:33.647 --> 06:34.307 And where are they for? 06:34.348 --> 06:38.652 The 1st of April at the Apollo Hammersmith. 06:38.672 --> 06:39.573 There you go. 06:39.613 --> 06:40.434 I'm going to go to that one. 06:40.614 --> 06:40.834 Are you? 06:41.054 --> 06:41.555 Yeah, might do. 06:41.875 --> 06:42.196 Yeah. 06:42.416 --> 06:43.297 Yeah, that'll be exciting. 06:43.537 --> 06:43.877 So there we go. 06:43.897 --> 06:49.083 If you want to help Adam out with his birthday's shopping, his brother's birthday's shopping, give us a call. 06:50.644 --> 06:55.266 I just want someone to pick me up a copy of My Life in the Bush of Ghosts by David Byrne and Brian Eno, the reissue. 06:55.607 --> 06:59.489 If they could bring it to us here at Leicester Square, give us a call first to let us know you're going to do it. 06:59.869 --> 07:08.693 I'll refund you if you could pick up an extra something as well, like the budget is... I don't... don't go over 20 quid, OK, with the extra present. 07:09.214 --> 07:11.515 Then bring it in here and we'll find some way of rewarding you. 07:11.955 --> 07:15.157 Er, you know, brouche tickets or whatever you fancy, really. 07:15.737 --> 07:17.078 You could maybe have the, er... 07:17.938 --> 07:40.797 picture of the arctic monkeys that joe pinned up on the wall here in xfm which made it into a magazine the other day did you see there was a article about lauren leverne interview with her in word magazine and she's standing in front of the arctic monkeys picture that you pinned up joe oh finally i've made it yeah so listen in a second listeners we're going to be playing uh celebrity regression is it a tough one this week adam it's i would say it's uh semi-tough starring semi-tough 07:41.477 --> 07:42.899 Burt Reynolds, wasn't he in that? 07:43.139 --> 07:43.339 Yeah. 07:43.660 --> 07:45.101 There we go, so stand by for that. 07:45.622 --> 07:46.262 Music first? 07:46.703 --> 07:48.465 Yeah, let's play, let's play a little bit more music. 07:48.505 --> 07:50.888 Here's Jack Johnson, the soppy surfer, with Good People. 08:03.629 --> 08:25.360 there you go that's enjoyable isn't it that's uh good people by jack johnson this is adam and joe here on xfm on a saturday afternoon we're gonna play some adverts right now joe brilliant brilliant i love adverts it's always my favorite part of the show too and then when we come back a bit more music and shut up celebrity regression shut up play adverts shut up wait for the adverts shut up xfm one two 08:46.058 --> 08:48.381 This is XFM XFM 09:05.987 --> 09:31.264 Hmm that's the white stripes of course with my doorbell this is Adam and Joe on Xfm and I just want to say that that we've had a call from someone uh and she's told us that she's on the case with the cd for my brother yeah if you just tuned in it's Adam's brother's birthday he's been too lazy to get him a present he's going directly to the party over the show he asked the listeners to do his dirty work for him and buy the present and bring it to the studio he had to bake them with mighty boosh tickets 09:32.204 --> 09:34.806 which have a very powerful bait in this day and age. 09:35.266 --> 09:37.047 And Ed has stepped up to the plate. 09:37.127 --> 09:41.709 Apparently she is currently in a shop or heading to a shop and then heading to the studio. 09:42.049 --> 09:45.531 So that's more exciting certainly for you than it is for Ed, isn't it, Ad? 09:45.691 --> 09:47.031 A lady called Ed? 09:47.712 --> 09:48.772 How extraordinary. 09:48.852 --> 09:49.453 Extraordinary. 09:49.553 --> 09:51.133 Edwina, probably. 09:51.674 --> 09:52.174 Edwod. 09:52.699 --> 09:52.979 Yes. 09:53.300 --> 09:55.142 So we're about to play Celebrity Regression. 09:55.162 --> 09:59.287 This is the part of the show where we regress Adam into the mind in films of a famous star. 09:59.668 --> 10:00.369 You get to call 08712221049. 10:02.932 --> 10:06.316 Tell us who the star is and what the names of the films are. 10:08.018 --> 10:19.263 As a prize, this week we've got a pair of tickets to the Teenage Cancer Trust gig at the Royal Albert Hall with Block Party headlining and special guests Biffy, Clairo, what? 10:19.283 --> 10:20.124 Oh god. 10:20.144 --> 10:20.804 Special guests? 10:21.384 --> 10:21.785 I don't know. 10:21.845 --> 10:25.346 Special guests Biffy, Clairo and Mystery Jets. 10:25.406 --> 10:26.307 I know who they are. 10:28.108 --> 10:28.568 So there we go. 10:28.588 --> 10:29.568 That's a very good prize. 10:29.828 --> 10:34.130 Biffy Clyro is the worst name for a band in the entire world. 10:34.150 --> 10:35.210 Well, they're running out, man. 10:35.270 --> 10:37.011 It's just nonsensical words. 10:37.051 --> 10:39.052 It's all they've got left and that's probably one of the better ones. 10:39.332 --> 10:42.613 It's like when you try and, you know, get a new name on eBay or something. 10:42.733 --> 10:42.954 Yeah. 10:43.194 --> 10:45.114 Register and all the good names have gone. 10:45.154 --> 10:47.876 You just have to end- you end up just adding numbers to your name. 10:47.896 --> 10:48.476 Yeah, exactly. 10:49.156 --> 10:52.097 Oh, you're lucky if you can do that, Adam Buxton, 7024. 10:52.377 --> 10:55.658 Yes, like Andre, Andre anyway, doesn't matter. 10:55.878 --> 10:56.498 So here we go. 10:56.578 --> 10:58.199 Are you ready to be regressed? 10:58.419 --> 11:00.520 Yeah, I'm feeling I need a bit of a rest. 11:00.900 --> 11:13.544 OK, 0871221 049, remember, is the number to call as soon as you guess who, what celebrity Adam's in is their head is in it and what films is happening all around them and all that sort of business and stuff. 11:13.564 --> 11:14.544 Wickedly explained. 11:14.644 --> 11:15.905 Nicely done, Joel, yeah. 11:15.985 --> 11:16.925 So let's ring the bell. 11:19.023 --> 11:19.167 Phew. 11:25.148 --> 11:26.069 What a week it's been. 11:27.130 --> 11:30.152 Just letting it all out of every orifice. 11:30.813 --> 11:31.373 Out it comes. 11:34.135 --> 11:39.740 So there we go and Adam is now deeply relaxed and we are regressing him all the way back to early infancy. 11:40.881 --> 11:42.042 All the way back to babyhood. 11:42.302 --> 11:45.204 All the way back to feet, feet aside, fetocity. 11:46.205 --> 11:49.528 All the way back to sperm, spermatozoism. 11:50.528 --> 11:53.110 And all the way back to Go-na-dah-tor. 11:54.251 --> 11:54.772 What? 11:56.013 --> 12:00.176 OK, he's now in the head and films of a famous film star. 12:00.396 --> 12:02.778 He's going to open his eyes and see what's happening around him. 12:02.798 --> 12:03.379 Listen carefully. 12:03.659 --> 12:06.821 The second you know the name of the star in the three films, 0-8-7-1-2-2-2-1-0-4-9. 12:08.523 --> 12:14.507 And you could be at the Royal Albert Hall seeing Bloke Party and Biffy Clyro and the Mystery Jets. 12:15.128 --> 12:15.648 So here we go. 12:15.708 --> 12:16.229 Adam, wake up. 12:16.689 --> 12:17.490 Tell us what you can see. 12:19.191 --> 12:22.774 I'm in a kitchen of a nice apartment in New York, America. 12:23.294 --> 12:29.980 It's my birthday lunch, and my parents have laid on a modest soiree, a champagne, a muzzibucci, pringles, the such. 12:30.380 --> 12:35.424 There's a storm raging outside, contrasting starkly with the cozy party atmosphere within. 12:36.005 --> 12:41.109 Little do my parents suspect, however, that I too have a storm raging in my pants. 12:41.689 --> 12:42.189 And the reason? 12:43.030 --> 12:52.753 My English teacher is also at the party, and because I'm so very precocious intellectually, socially, and sexually, I'm flirting with him like a dangerous dirty cat. 12:53.393 --> 12:56.554 Oh, he's old, certainly, and far from conventionally good-looking. 12:56.874 --> 13:04.316 But he wrote and directed this film, so as soon as the storm cuts the lights again, I'm going to precociously snog his craggy old face right off. 13:06.456 --> 13:07.737 What's moozy boozy? 13:08.037 --> 13:09.597 A moozy boochie. 13:09.677 --> 13:10.958 What's a moozy boochie? 13:11.238 --> 13:11.758 It's cultural. 13:12.976 --> 13:20.989 Okay, that's film number one oh eight seven one two two two one oh four nine if you think you know who that Wasn't in what film let's try film number two Adam wake up. 13:21.149 --> 13:21.890 Tell us what you can see 13:23.277 --> 13:24.478 I'm in the Fuchor. 13:25.018 --> 13:28.420 Well, actually it's the past now, but it was the Fuchor a few years ago. 13:28.921 --> 13:37.006 Anyway, here in the Fuchor, everybody's really into a kind of rubbish, punky pop music, of which I myself am a prime exponent. 13:37.527 --> 13:46.112 I'm like a goddamn cruise missile, targeted on making it, and you better believe I will too, because I'm sassy and sexy like a sexy sassy cat or a basin. 13:46.593 --> 13:52.937 The only problem is, my pathetic ex-boyfriend keeps hanging around, saying someone's gonna do a death kill on me. 13:53.577 --> 14:02.482 oh that's what we call it by the way here in the future we don't say murder anymore that's what they said in the past and this is the future i think i know who it is 14:03.652 --> 14:04.533 Here's film number three. 14:04.593 --> 14:10.116 Remember, 08712221049 if you want to win those tickets for the Teenage Cancer Trust gig at the Royal Albert Hall. 14:11.577 --> 14:12.057 Adam, wake up. 14:12.077 --> 14:12.758 Tell us what you can see. 14:14.319 --> 14:17.941 I'm in the front room of a typical working-class American household. 14:18.462 --> 14:23.405 My father is slouched on the settee, beer in hand, watching sports on the booby box. 14:23.945 --> 14:25.146 My mother does the ironing. 14:25.606 --> 14:26.427 She says very little. 14:26.887 --> 14:33.113 Father spits abuse at me and Mother grotesquely, but for some reason, the sound of an audience laughing can be heard. 14:33.433 --> 14:48.145 It's as if I'm trapped in some kind of insane, nightmarish sitcom, and the outrageous juxtaposition of anodyne TV convention with lurid violence and abuse is blowing not only my mind, but the minds of everybody witnessing this outrageous scene! 14:49.827 --> 14:50.287 There we go, 08712221049. 14:51.448 --> 14:53.970 That's easy, I got that one. 14:54.470 --> 14:56.332 What star is that and what are those three films? 14:57.372 --> 15:02.456 If you want to win those tickets to the Teenage Cancer Trust, Gixi, Block Party, Biffy, Clairo and the Mystery Jets, call. 15:02.476 --> 15:02.936 08712221049, now! 15:02.976 --> 15:11.142 I preach my dear friends, you're about to receive on John Barley corn nicotine and the temptations of Eve. 15:40.454 --> 15:41.376 Love music. 15:41.416 --> 15:41.816 Love XFM. 15:50.185 --> 15:53.387 You join us listeners in the middle of our celebrity regression this week. 15:53.447 --> 15:59.131 Adam's been regressed into the mind and films of a film star, and we've got a couple of callers on the line. 15:59.171 --> 16:02.954 What reckon they knew what he is, who he then thighed. 16:03.434 --> 16:04.395 Who have we got there, Xanthi? 16:04.415 --> 16:07.957 Thank you very much, Xanthi, our sexy assistant, just giving me the names. 16:08.297 --> 16:10.178 First of all, on line one, we've got Alex. 16:10.198 --> 16:10.739 Hello, Alex. 16:11.139 --> 16:11.539 Hello. 16:11.880 --> 16:12.720 Hey, how are you doing? 16:13.621 --> 16:13.941 Good. 16:14.421 --> 16:14.742 Good. 16:15.222 --> 16:16.383 Are you, where are you, Alex? 16:17.351 --> 16:18.533 Shopping centre? 16:25.140 --> 16:25.921 Oh, that's very nice. 16:25.941 --> 16:27.402 We've already got someone on the case. 16:27.462 --> 16:28.703 It's very nice of you, Alex. 16:29.584 --> 16:32.926 If Adam wasn't regressed, he'd be very touched by that. 16:33.026 --> 16:37.410 I mean, he might make some noises through the fog of confusion and regression. 16:38.711 --> 16:39.372 Did you hear that? 16:39.392 --> 16:40.412 Yeah. 16:40.492 --> 16:42.034 That's a sort of a medical breakthrough. 16:42.594 --> 16:44.556 So, Alex, you were listening to the competition there. 16:45.276 --> 16:45.416 Yeah. 16:45.757 --> 16:46.958 Who do you think it is? 16:48.574 --> 16:51.756 I heard the question wrong because I thought you said something completely different. 16:52.036 --> 16:53.017 What did you think we said? 16:53.037 --> 16:56.539 I thought you said, um, nay. 16:56.559 --> 16:58.841 I thought you said something completely different. 16:58.861 --> 17:00.982 You thought we said nay, like a horse? 17:01.382 --> 17:01.903 No, no. 17:01.923 --> 17:03.704 What did you think we said? 17:04.284 --> 17:10.808 I thought you said name one person who's been in a movie. 17:11.308 --> 17:13.429 Oh, that would be an easy question. 17:13.469 --> 17:15.150 Name a person who's been in a film. 17:16.851 --> 17:19.293 And what was your answer? 17:19.333 --> 17:20.974 And what was the name you came up with? 17:20.994 --> 17:23.175 Hello, Alex? 17:24.036 --> 17:24.736 I didn't know. 17:24.796 --> 17:26.257 Yeah, what did you say? 17:26.277 --> 17:27.758 Because didn't you say Doc Cotton? 17:28.758 --> 17:31.360 She's the one person in the world that hasn't been in a film. 17:32.626 --> 17:33.106 I don't think. 17:33.126 --> 17:36.287 I know, I know, but my dad, my dad thought he saw it in a film. 17:36.888 --> 17:38.628 Your dad's a loony box. 17:39.009 --> 17:40.089 What's your dad's name? 17:40.629 --> 17:40.949 Mike. 17:41.109 --> 17:42.350 He's gripping you now. 17:42.830 --> 17:43.210 Mike? 17:43.670 --> 17:43.990 Mike? 17:44.391 --> 17:44.651 Yeah. 17:44.711 --> 17:45.631 Oh, jeepers creepers. 17:46.011 --> 17:48.852 So listen, say Doc Cotton and see whether Adam comes too. 17:49.893 --> 17:50.153 Go on. 17:50.213 --> 17:50.393 Huh? 17:50.693 --> 17:51.513 Say Doc Cotton. 17:51.573 --> 17:52.954 Do you want to speak to him? 17:52.974 --> 17:54.114 Let's speak to your dad, yeah. 17:54.254 --> 17:55.975 Okay, and here he is. 17:56.395 --> 17:56.775 Hello? 17:57.015 --> 17:58.036 Mike, what are you playing at? 17:58.803 --> 18:00.264 What do you mean, what am I playing at? 18:00.324 --> 18:04.025 Getting your son to ring in a nationally respected radio show. 18:04.705 --> 18:05.986 Oh, it's nationally respected? 18:06.006 --> 18:11.448 Yes, and say Doc Cotton in answer to, like, a quiz question about a movie star. 18:12.508 --> 18:13.669 Well, hasn't she been in film? 18:14.109 --> 18:15.149 I don't know, actually. 18:15.169 --> 18:16.450 Hey ho. 18:16.790 --> 18:18.410 Hey ho, well it was a good guess anyway. 18:18.470 --> 18:22.432 And do you think Alex would like a copy of The Fantastic Four on DVD? 18:23.400 --> 18:24.600 Fantastic Four on DVD. 18:24.620 --> 18:25.201 Yeah, put him back. 18:25.221 --> 18:26.281 Can you put him back on, Mike? 18:26.401 --> 18:27.201 Certainly, he's come. 18:27.521 --> 18:27.821 Yeah. 18:28.262 --> 18:28.582 Cheers. 18:28.602 --> 18:29.022 Hello? 18:29.402 --> 18:30.842 Alex, do you like the Fantastic Four? 18:31.262 --> 18:31.623 Yeah. 18:31.863 --> 18:33.303 Yeah, do you want a copy of it on DVD? 18:33.783 --> 18:34.303 OK, then. 18:34.343 --> 18:34.864 A surprise. 18:34.904 --> 18:37.344 Hey, thanks for calling in and have a good time in Brent Cross. 18:37.424 --> 18:39.185 Adam, have you got anything to say to these two? 18:40.460 --> 18:42.741 OK, thank you. 18:42.801 --> 18:43.081 Bye bye. 18:43.621 --> 18:44.582 He's still asleep. 18:44.662 --> 18:45.242 Extraordinary. 18:45.402 --> 18:46.262 Extraordinary stuff. 18:46.302 --> 18:51.304 So we've got hopefully a contestant who might have a better grip on the competition online too. 18:51.344 --> 18:51.944 Hello, Tom. 18:52.404 --> 18:52.704 Hello. 18:53.004 --> 18:53.385 Hello, Tom. 18:53.405 --> 18:54.185 What do you make of that, Tom? 18:54.974 --> 18:55.294 Sorry? 18:55.474 --> 18:56.335 What did you make of that? 18:56.655 --> 18:57.175 Previous guess? 18:57.215 --> 18:58.716 I thought it was a good answer actually. 18:58.836 --> 18:59.597 Doc Cotton, yeah. 18:59.797 --> 19:00.637 It's true, it's true. 19:00.717 --> 19:04.539 Doc Cotton snogging a craggy old man in the future. 19:04.579 --> 19:05.420 What was the third one? 19:06.140 --> 19:07.961 I can't remember, in a satirical sitcom or something. 19:08.001 --> 19:08.922 What's your guess, Tom? 19:09.002 --> 19:10.202 Do you think you've got it right? 19:10.222 --> 19:12.023 I think I might have, I'm not sure. 19:12.103 --> 19:14.505 So before you say the name, start with what you think the films are, please. 19:15.125 --> 19:16.226 Okay, I've only got two of them. 19:17.086 --> 19:17.646 Okay. 19:18.027 --> 19:20.528 I think I've got Strange Days and Natural Born Killers. 19:21.147 --> 19:45.986 yeah those were the second two yeah so how come you got the second two and not the first one i just i was getting confused with horny english teachers and it's got that is confusing a confusing subject but there is a very famous film with a with a dirty teacher sequence in a little sort of uh gingerbread house isn't there you're not gonna get it are you and i don't think so so say the name of who you think it is and let's see whether adam comes around say it now i think it's juliet lewis 19:47.071 --> 20:06.403 yeah yeah that's christmas that's extraordinary um yeah of course well the first film was uh what's the gingerbread house what are you talking about uh in cape fear no not cape fear it's um husbands and wives no one's seen that it's a good one that's one of her best appearances yeah woody allen does she snog a teacher in that as well she snogs woody allen 20:06.983 --> 20:08.946 Who plays her kind of tutor. 20:09.246 --> 20:09.586 Really? 20:09.646 --> 20:11.148 And she's a precocious intellect. 20:11.308 --> 20:14.252 And he ends up snogging her at this party that her parents throw. 20:14.372 --> 20:16.615 She can't keep her hands off the old codgers. 20:16.635 --> 20:17.736 She's just a dirty dirty girl. 20:17.756 --> 20:18.738 She loves the codgers. 20:18.938 --> 20:20.199 She loves the codgers. 20:20.460 --> 20:21.681 And of course you were quite right. 20:22.122 --> 20:22.863 The other two were... 20:23.303 --> 20:28.265 Strange Days, Catherine Bigelow's bizarre film. 20:28.285 --> 20:29.305 That's a horrible film. 20:29.325 --> 20:32.907 Yeah, with Ralph Fiennes and... A nasty piece of business. 20:32.947 --> 20:41.070 If you look for that on IMDb, this just reams and reams of rave reviews from the general public saying, this is the best film ever made! 20:41.110 --> 20:43.531 She does have a very sexy body in that. 20:43.911 --> 20:44.391 Juliette Lewis? 20:44.451 --> 20:45.711 Yeah, do you remember that? 20:45.791 --> 20:48.172 She's in some stupid band, in some stupid club. 20:48.192 --> 20:49.253 I haven't seen it for a while. 20:49.273 --> 20:50.573 She's got a very sexy body. 20:50.973 --> 20:52.054 Shame about the face! 20:53.666 --> 20:54.706 It's a very nice thing to say. 20:54.726 --> 20:56.107 Mr, uh, Mr. Modern Man. 20:56.127 --> 20:56.687 Mr. Progressive. 20:57.847 --> 21:02.149 And, of course, the last film was Natural Born Killers, probably one of her most famous roles, I suppose. 21:02.389 --> 21:06.110 And there's that weird bit with Rodney Dangerfield in the kind of... At the very beginning. 21:06.210 --> 21:06.970 ...sitcom house. 21:07.010 --> 21:09.731 Does she end up, like, smashing his head into a... Probably. 21:09.971 --> 21:12.092 ...into a, uh, fish tank or something? 21:12.292 --> 21:13.712 I haven't seen that film for a while either. 21:13.892 --> 21:14.532 It's not bad. 21:14.592 --> 21:15.153 It's not bad. 21:15.433 --> 21:16.533 Anyway, congratulations. 21:17.333 --> 21:19.914 Uh, I've been rambling for so long, I've forgotten the name of our caller. 21:20.294 --> 21:25.987 Tom, you've won those tickets there to see the Teenage Cancer Trust gig at the Royal Albert Hall. 21:26.007 --> 21:26.869 Can you make it to that? 21:27.290 --> 21:29.996 We don't know what date it is, but can you make it to it, whatever date it is? 21:31.137 --> 21:31.698 what is a date? 21:31.778 --> 21:32.118 Don't know. 21:33.639 --> 21:35.040 Good news, there we go, just say yes. 21:35.560 --> 21:36.581 Thanks a lot for calling Tom. 21:36.781 --> 21:37.802 I'd love to come, thank you. 21:37.882 --> 21:38.442 Good one. 21:38.982 --> 21:40.443 That seemed unusually exhausting. 21:40.543 --> 21:44.946 That was exhausting, but mainly because of Alex and his bizarre, um, Doc Cotton ramblings. 21:44.966 --> 21:46.327 His bizarre father. 21:46.787 --> 21:49.829 But thank you very much indeed for calling Alex and thanks a lot as well to you Tom. 21:49.869 --> 21:50.290 Thanks Mike. 21:50.430 --> 21:54.933 Hope you enjoy your prize, uh, here's some more music for you right now, this is Iditons. 21:56.974 --> 21:57.215 you 22:07.717 --> 22:30.701 you go that's uh editors with all sparks adam and joe on xfm incidentally um just a bit of housekeeping the free play uh that i played while i was regressed a few minutes ago was called let it all hang out by hombres it's an old uh 60s track famously sampled by yeah what was the name of the uh where where where my love like heaven what was it called yeah 22:31.181 --> 22:33.102 Can't remember, we'll find that out during the next song. 22:33.522 --> 22:40.087 And another bit of housekeeping, apparently Dot Cotton was in a film, she's in psychomania about living dead biker zombie killers in Surbiton. 22:40.547 --> 22:40.907 Excellent. 22:41.087 --> 22:41.427 Yeah? 22:41.467 --> 22:45.850 Has anyone communicated to you the name of the sample from that, Gnarls Barkley? 22:45.870 --> 22:46.871 From Gnarls Barkley, no. 22:46.971 --> 22:50.913 All I got is two or three texts from people saying they hate Gnarls Barkley. 22:51.073 --> 22:51.634 What's their problem? 22:51.654 --> 22:52.574 They think he's rubbish. 22:52.915 --> 22:53.315 No. 22:53.875 --> 22:56.597 Some listeners to XFM just like shouting and guitars. 22:57.157 --> 22:59.559 And if there's any divergence from that, 23:00.259 --> 23:00.979 They get angry. 23:01.299 --> 23:01.580 Yeah. 23:01.780 --> 23:02.960 Niles is just a bit soft. 23:03.480 --> 23:05.541 With his oohing and his mmm, am I crazy? 23:06.061 --> 23:08.422 XFM listeners don't want people asking, am I crazy? 23:08.442 --> 23:10.303 They want people who are committed-ly crazy! 23:10.383 --> 23:10.883 Exactly. 23:11.163 --> 23:12.364 I'm definitely crazy. 23:12.384 --> 23:12.444 Man! 23:12.464 --> 23:13.004 Buckethead! 23:13.044 --> 23:14.705 I'm absolutely crazy! 23:14.765 --> 23:15.045 Yeah. 23:15.805 --> 23:18.987 Uh, it's not exactly an XFM type track, though, is it? 23:19.127 --> 23:22.808 It's the kind of track... No, it's Danger Mouse, so, you know, they're allowed to play it because it's Danger Mouse. 23:22.828 --> 23:23.168 Right, right. 23:23.188 --> 23:24.449 And he is crazy, isn't he, right? 23:25.652 --> 23:26.352 I remember when. 23:26.372 --> 23:28.233 I remember when. 23:28.413 --> 23:29.633 Does that make me crazy? 23:29.773 --> 23:30.053 Yes. 23:30.093 --> 23:30.453 Does it? 23:30.913 --> 23:32.274 In that case I am crazy. 23:33.614 --> 23:40.656 Anyway, okay so we're coming up to the end of the first hour of the show and don't forget the amazing stuff coming up in part two. 23:41.016 --> 23:45.617 I'm going to analyse Deal or No Deal in a way that'll make you never watch it in the same way ever again. 23:45.817 --> 23:46.077 Wow. 23:46.357 --> 23:47.157 if you do watch it. 23:47.277 --> 23:47.457 Yeah. 23:48.338 --> 23:55.040 Er, and also I'm going to talk about Nadine Baguette and the hottest anti-ageing product out there, Pentapeptides. 23:55.140 --> 23:56.161 Who's Nadine Baguette? 23:56.401 --> 23:57.381 Pentapeptides. 23:57.641 --> 23:57.862 What? 23:58.642 --> 23:59.582 Ah, you're so naive. 23:59.622 --> 24:03.524 Is there anyone out there who I'm talking about when I say Nadine Baguette and Pentapeptides? 24:03.704 --> 24:05.404 Is that some infomercial you've been addicted to? 24:05.424 --> 24:07.365 It's a very good commercial that's on quite a lot. 24:07.565 --> 24:07.745 Right. 24:07.785 --> 24:08.726 And if you haven't seen it, 24:09.386 --> 24:12.428 then I'm going to talk about it and prepare you for it for when you do see it. 24:12.588 --> 24:12.748 Yeah. 24:12.848 --> 24:15.850 And if you have seen it, I'm going to share how strange it is. 24:16.490 --> 24:18.912 Now, films Cornish, can I ask you some films questions? 24:19.152 --> 24:19.512 Certainly. 24:19.532 --> 24:20.893 What was the last film you saw? 24:21.333 --> 24:22.734 What was the last film I saw? 24:23.155 --> 24:23.815 Oh, dear. 24:24.415 --> 24:25.476 I rewatched King Kong. 24:25.816 --> 24:26.136 Did you? 24:26.356 --> 24:27.137 Yeah. 24:27.177 --> 24:27.637 The new one? 24:27.757 --> 24:27.977 Yeah. 24:28.198 --> 24:28.778 The remake? 24:28.938 --> 24:29.899 Yeah. 24:30.019 --> 24:31.280 And so you love it? 24:31.900 --> 24:34.141 No, I was very disappointed by it the second time. 24:34.181 --> 24:34.642 No way. 24:34.662 --> 24:35.442 I loved it at the cinema. 24:35.462 --> 24:36.343 I thought it was Arby's. 24:37.383 --> 24:38.364 Independence Day factor? 24:38.644 --> 24:43.587 Yeah, the only things that could have improved it would have been if they'd given him a big pipe, big bow tie and a giant tea set. 24:44.307 --> 24:44.588 Why? 24:44.608 --> 24:46.148 Because monkeys love that sort of thing. 24:46.409 --> 24:47.449 Like in Dunstan Checks In? 24:47.469 --> 24:47.689 Yeah. 24:47.809 --> 24:53.253 And then, you know, you know, basically the joke in King Kong is he's going to try and make love to the woman. 24:54.153 --> 25:16.830 what how is that the joke well you can't help but sit there and watch a romantic scene between a tiny woman well no not the intentional joke but if you're watching it with friends you will inevitably make some rude comments about what the giant gorilla wants to do with a tiny tiny lady and what would happen i thought it would be quite a good twist oh this is a bit too rude it sounds filthy it's too rude i'll tell you during the record and if it's clean enough thanks very much 25:17.270 --> 25:33.806 have you seen any of the other uh remakes the twist yeah i can't say it stop it just get off the monkey uh hills have eyes i i walked out of the hills have eyes why because it was so brilliant they held a gun to a baby oh that's not on whilst raping a woman oh and i thought i'm off 25:34.426 --> 25:36.288 This does not constitute entertainment. 25:36.348 --> 25:36.808 I'm leaving. 25:36.988 --> 25:38.570 That is- that sounds very bad. 25:38.610 --> 25:40.732 Yeah, I did like that director's previous film, though. 25:40.812 --> 25:41.252 What was that? 25:41.292 --> 25:42.253 Haute Tension. 25:42.654 --> 25:43.274 Haute Tension? 25:43.294 --> 25:44.435 Yeah, it's Haute Tension. 25:44.475 --> 25:45.316 Haute Tension. 25:46.037 --> 25:47.558 Yeah, it's French for high tension. 25:47.598 --> 25:48.359 Is he a Frenchy man? 25:48.379 --> 25:49.540 Yeah, he's a French man. 25:49.700 --> 25:50.641 That explains it. 25:50.661 --> 25:51.902 Those French people are disgusting. 25:51.942 --> 25:53.103 More film news? 25:53.143 --> 25:54.044 Basic Instinct 2? 25:54.365 --> 25:56.006 Oh, that looks like a laugh riot. 25:56.266 --> 25:58.028 Did you- That's gotta be the stinker of the century. 25:58.048 --> 25:59.049 How can that be any good? 25:59.269 --> 26:00.090 Who's that directed by? 26:00.170 --> 26:00.850 Not Paul Verhoeven. 26:00.870 --> 26:04.152 Michael Caton-Jones, the man who made Memphis Belle and something else. 26:04.172 --> 26:05.613 What the hell's he doing directing that? 26:05.813 --> 26:07.394 Just working, trying to make a living. 26:07.694 --> 26:09.775 Just trying to make a buck, is that a big problem? 26:10.396 --> 26:10.616 Right? 26:10.656 --> 26:11.797 Just trying to feed his kids. 26:11.817 --> 26:15.879 That's going to be a stinker though, but people are excited about seeing that because of its stinkiness. 26:16.079 --> 26:16.339 Yeah. 26:16.559 --> 26:19.902 There's nothing better than a film that's trying to be sexy and it's just stinky. 26:20.842 --> 26:21.543 Body of Evidence? 26:21.963 --> 26:22.203 Yeah. 26:22.443 --> 26:49.588 the sex scene in the specialist with sylvester stallone and sharon stone you've ever seen that it's like watching two legs of ham sweaty legs of ham bouncing against each other and the best of all is uh showgirls of course showgirls is extra sexy and she's flopping around but are you seeing showgirls doesn't count because it's for hoven and he's actually got a brain he's a kind of genius uh pink panther that's done very well it's made two million pounds in the uk with zero uh previews or publicity i've heard it's not as bad as you might imagine 26:50.647 --> 26:51.748 I can't be, I'm not seeing it. 26:51.948 --> 26:58.912 That trailer, if they've cut the best bits into that trailer and the best they can manage is him farting in a sound booth. 27:00.192 --> 27:01.413 That is quite funny, isn't it? 27:01.513 --> 27:02.533 That's quite wicked. 27:03.134 --> 27:04.655 Okay, let's play some more music right now. 27:04.955 --> 27:06.496 This, uh, what is this? 27:06.636 --> 27:06.896 Oh yeah. 27:07.656 --> 27:10.878 This is Dirty Pretty Things with Bang Bang You're Dead. 27:27.714 --> 27:56.233 there you go that's dirty pretty things the band that rose from the ashes of uh the libertines of course carl barrett and bang bang you're dead is the name of the track that's a brand new playlist edition here on xfm so there's a good chance you'll be hearing it quite a lot if it's a hit which i'm sure it will be oh it's great because it's very yeah very good uh so we're coming up to the end of the first hour here on xfm um it's it's not long to go now before we're uh talking about uh 27:57.313 --> 27:59.255 deal or no deal, which I'm very much looking forward to. 27:59.355 --> 28:01.716 Hey, and I wonder where our- where our mystery shopper is. 28:01.736 --> 28:02.317 Yeah, where is he? 28:02.337 --> 28:05.919 If you've been listening to the whole show, you'll know that it's Adam's birthday today, but he's been too lazy to buy a present. 28:05.979 --> 28:06.179 David. 28:06.199 --> 28:06.900 My brother's birthday. 28:07.120 --> 28:07.400 Sorry. 28:08.101 --> 28:10.042 Adam's brother David's birthday. 28:10.402 --> 28:13.624 So our listeners on the way with a prezzy, hopefully aired. 28:14.685 --> 28:15.145 She's a lady. 28:15.165 --> 28:15.786 She's a lady. 28:15.866 --> 28:16.867 She's a lady. 28:16.907 --> 28:19.809 Let's call her during the next ad break and get a progress report. 28:19.829 --> 28:21.971 Let's check on her because she wasn't even in the West End. 28:22.091 --> 28:24.853 All I asked was if anyone happened to be in the West End. 28:24.893 --> 28:28.096 They could just pop into a record shop, buy the CD, bring it in. 28:28.136 --> 28:32.159 But she's left home specifically to make this shopping trip. 28:32.179 --> 28:33.320 It's the Mighty Boosh tickets. 28:33.380 --> 28:34.301 People will do anything. 28:34.321 --> 28:35.322 It's the power of the Boosh. 28:35.342 --> 28:36.543 The Mighty Boosh tickets. 28:36.623 --> 28:37.624 Well, you can't blame her. 28:38.284 --> 28:39.105 We'll be back very shortly. 28:54.704 --> 28:55.125 There you go. 28:55.265 --> 29:06.940 That is sewn by the feeling, not the feeling by sewn, as I apparently have been saying for the last couple of weeks, because I'm just old and I'm confused by all the new bands. 29:07.000 --> 29:08.142 I'm young and I'm switched on. 29:08.162 --> 29:09.083 Don't worry. 29:09.384 --> 29:09.564 Good. 29:09.704 --> 29:10.785 It's Adam and Jo on XFM. 29:10.805 --> 29:12.206 We're with you for another 55 minutes. 29:12.246 --> 29:15.648 We've got Ditches in the Dot coming up in the last 10 minutes of the show this week. 29:16.008 --> 29:19.971 The theme is late 70s American rock, right? 29:20.151 --> 29:20.411 Yeah. 29:20.711 --> 29:25.335 Sort of on a motorbike with long hair driving through California on a sunny day. 29:25.975 --> 29:29.718 Maybe with a jazz cigarette and a lady with long hair. 29:30.498 --> 29:31.519 That was more early 70s. 29:31.619 --> 29:32.479 Do you think? 29:32.539 --> 29:39.763 By the late 70s in the America, that it was all getting a bit new wave and had a bit more of an edge. 29:39.943 --> 29:40.703 Not with my band. 29:40.923 --> 29:41.163 Really? 29:41.183 --> 29:42.144 That I've chosen, no. 29:42.164 --> 29:43.985 That's coming up in the last 10 minutes of the show. 29:45.137 --> 29:47.019 But first of all, let's talk Deal or No Deal. 29:47.119 --> 29:47.499 Yeah, yeah. 29:47.639 --> 29:49.742 Obviously, it's the biggest phenomenon on television. 29:50.462 --> 29:50.983 What's he called? 29:51.183 --> 29:51.824 L Ron Hubbard. 29:52.544 --> 29:55.427 L Ron Hubbard is now the highest paid man in television. 29:55.447 --> 29:56.828 Three million quid. 29:57.990 --> 30:05.217 And it's already been established, you know, anybody with a brain realizes that that show is all about Knoll's mental problems. 30:05.897 --> 30:06.637 Yeah, in what way? 30:06.897 --> 30:13.079 Well, he basically has to expand a game that could be played in under a minute to an hour. 30:13.439 --> 30:13.719 Yes. 30:13.979 --> 30:19.980 And a friend of mine who went to see the show live told me that often they record for two and a half hours. 30:20.480 --> 30:20.980 Whoa! 30:21.140 --> 30:22.160 And then they cut it down. 30:22.320 --> 30:23.301 That's unbelievable. 30:23.321 --> 30:24.741 So I thought I'd try an experiment. 30:24.801 --> 30:29.602 How quickly could you play Deal or No Deal if you shut Noel up? 30:30.509 --> 30:39.495 And if you shut up the appalling mad guests, because they know, the people who make that show realize that it's all about, they call it an entertainment drama, don't they? 30:39.915 --> 30:42.817 He goes, welcome to our entertainment drama, the Red Box Club. 30:44.102 --> 30:44.723 at the beginning. 30:45.463 --> 30:51.909 He's got all these horrible little names for it, as if it's some sort of national institution or underground cult club or something. 31:01.158 --> 31:03.439 of the contestants and let them kind of take it over. 31:03.599 --> 31:04.419 I saw one yesterday. 31:04.439 --> 31:09.980 And when the contestants are nutcake, then it can just become like an hour of mental problems. 31:10.040 --> 31:24.683 Yesterday there was this woman and she had a picture of her sons and she kept on saying, OK, Noel, I'm going to just take time out now to just listen to what my sons are saying to me and I'm going to speak to them with my mind. 31:25.203 --> 31:49.230 and she would literally sit there and and just be staring at the picture and then she and then no no would say very seriously have they have they told you anything and she'd say yes they have they've spoken to me i'm going to go for number three or whatever that's right it's pretty it's a it's a loony bin basically the deal or no deal studio is a nut house in bristol nut box full of nutters so but anyway my point listeners is how quickly can you play deal or no deal 31:50.382 --> 31:51.143 how quickly can you 32:20.822 --> 32:22.244 red boxes or all that nonsense. 32:22.284 --> 32:25.827 I've cut out any kind of personality about the boxes. 32:26.027 --> 32:26.988 There is no strategy. 32:27.228 --> 32:28.930 It's a random selection of boxes. 32:29.430 --> 32:35.956 If every contestant went on there and just chose them in numerical order, one, two, three, four, five, the game would still be equally different. 32:36.897 --> 32:37.197 OK? 32:37.498 --> 32:41.821 So I've cut out anything that is extraneous, and this is just the pure game. 32:42.062 --> 32:46.366 You don't even need to know what the offers are until halfway through the game, because no one ever takes the deal. 32:47.569 --> 32:48.591 until 25 minutes in, right? 32:48.671 --> 32:50.073 So this is pure distilled deal. 32:50.194 --> 32:50.955 This is pure deal. 32:50.995 --> 32:52.377 Let's have a listen, see how long this lasts. 32:52.478 --> 32:52.738 Go. 32:53.019 --> 32:57.807 Will it be ordeal or great deal for Alison? 32:58.048 --> 32:58.308 Number 13. £500. 33:00.994 --> 33:13.042 number nine number six number five number two yes deal or no deal no deal number eight 33:19.760 --> 33:20.821 21. 33:20.040 --> 33:20.821 10,000. 33:20.060 --> 33:20.821 Number 19. 33:20.921 --> 33:21.501 250 pounds. 33:21.721 --> 33:21.981 Number 17. 33:22.161 --> 33:21.981 35,000. 33:22.201 --> 33:23.662 Deal or no deal? 33:23.742 --> 33:24.322 No deal. 33:24.382 --> 33:24.662 Number 1. 33:24.702 --> 33:24.662 1,000. 33:24.802 --> 33:25.122 Number 14. 33:25.322 --> 33:25.122 3,000. 33:25.362 --> 33:25.803 Number 7. 33:25.943 --> 33:26.823 100,000 is gone. 33:27.043 --> 33:27.923 Deal or no deal? 33:28.344 --> 33:28.564 No deal. 33:28.584 --> 33:28.704 Number 4. 33:28.944 --> 33:28.704 5,000. 33:28.984 --> 33:29.244 Number 10. 33:29.364 --> 33:29.504 Yes! 33:29.944 --> 33:30.164 Number 3. 33:30.284 --> 33:30.344 Yes! 33:30.364 --> 33:30.805 5,100 pounds, Alice. 33:30.965 --> 33:32.365 Deal or no deal? 33:32.425 --> 33:32.725 Deal. 33:32.885 --> 33:33.766 I'll see you tomorrow night. 33:33.786 --> 33:33.926 Bye-bye. 33:49.312 --> 33:49.853 How long's that? 33:50.213 --> 33:51.715 That was, uh, just under a minute. 33:52.015 --> 33:52.936 Just under a minute. 33:53.456 --> 33:54.577 56 seconds, I believe. 33:54.678 --> 33:54.878 Yeah. 33:55.158 --> 33:55.699 So there you go. 33:56.399 --> 33:57.160 That's extraordinary. 33:57.260 --> 34:01.705 That's, uh, deal or no deal, need last no longer than 56 seconds. 34:01.745 --> 34:03.867 And what a climax as well in 2006 to end up with a prize of 5,100? 34:07.170 --> 34:34.860 but obviously after they do that on the show they then go forward and check what was in all the boxes uh on the premise that the contestant would have still chosen the same boxes yeah which is complete nonsense i saw him saying to her after she'd won five thousand one hundred pounds which is of course you know i find some of money to come by for anyone but as far you know on the quiz show scale it's really not that much he was sort of saying so allison 34:35.660 --> 34:40.103 It's going to be the most important financial decision you ever make. 34:40.864 --> 34:41.545 Are you ready? 34:41.965 --> 34:43.466 Do you want to accept the £5,100? 34:43.906 --> 34:45.487 That's the magic of Noel. 34:45.507 --> 34:46.848 That's why he's been paid £3 million. 34:46.889 --> 34:48.290 But I think it's going to drive him insane. 34:48.610 --> 34:49.831 And I think it started already. 34:50.231 --> 34:51.512 I think the contestants are losing it. 34:51.792 --> 34:52.733 I think he's losing it. 34:53.013 --> 34:54.314 I think that show's a nut house. 34:55.815 --> 35:17.660 sounds amazing yeah so but this next time you watch it remember it's it's robbing you of how long does it last an hour yes it's robbing you of 59 minutes of your life that's what TVs designed to do though isn't it maybe yeah yeah all right think about that put that in your pipe and tip it out again here's some more music this is a free play and it's the Cocteau twins enjoy 35:28.575 --> 35:28.835 There you go. 35:28.855 --> 35:32.439 That's a bit of fay indie pop from the Cocteau Twins. 35:32.479 --> 35:33.800 That's called Ice Blink Luck. 35:34.180 --> 35:35.521 Now, there's been a problem, hasn't there, Adam? 35:35.541 --> 35:36.642 Well, there's been a little problem. 35:36.662 --> 35:37.523 There's been a little problem. 35:37.543 --> 35:41.207 Uh, Adam's been asking listeners to do his birthday shopping for him. 35:41.247 --> 35:46.251 It's his brother's birthday today and he's been too lazy to buy anything for him, so he asked a listener to do the dirty work. 35:46.271 --> 35:48.353 I ran out of time because I was preparing things. 35:48.994 --> 35:49.214 Right. 35:49.254 --> 35:50.095 For something. 35:50.135 --> 35:50.755 For something. 35:51.936 --> 36:06.247 Uh, but our trusty listener, Ed, she's in the West End now, she came all the way from Wandsworth, only to discover that the very specific thing that Adam wanted, Life in the Bush of Ghosts, the reissue, David Byrne and Brian Eno, is not out till Monday! 36:06.267 --> 36:07.128 No. 36:07.448 --> 36:11.571 So she's called us in a panic from the shop, saying, what am I gonna buy? 36:12.072 --> 36:16.895 So I've decided that, uh, I'm just gonna make do with, uh, another Talking Heads reissue. 36:17.916 --> 36:18.036 Anyway. 36:18.056 --> 36:20.278 Speaking in tongues, and, and maybe the Boosh box set. 36:20.896 --> 36:21.777 I hope he hasn't got that. 36:22.157 --> 36:22.917 My daddy's got that. 36:22.957 --> 36:24.979 But she's still going to come up into the studio, isn't she? 36:24.999 --> 36:25.399 Yeah, yeah. 36:25.439 --> 36:27.060 And she's going to win those mighty Boosh tickets. 36:27.640 --> 36:28.361 That'll be exciting. 36:28.381 --> 36:29.441 What do you think she's like? 36:29.481 --> 36:30.702 I haven't even heard her. 36:30.722 --> 36:31.743 What do you think she looks like? 36:31.983 --> 36:34.384 She's a girl called Ed, so she must be slightly eccentric. 36:34.685 --> 36:36.265 I think she- Full of character. 36:36.386 --> 36:36.646 Yes. 36:37.186 --> 36:38.307 Long hair or short hair? 36:39.187 --> 36:39.988 Very short hair. 36:40.068 --> 36:40.848 Very short hair. 36:40.868 --> 36:44.651 Well, you know, Boosh fans are a funny looking bunch, you know. 36:44.671 --> 36:45.771 She's probably got crazy hair. 36:45.811 --> 36:46.552 She's probably got crazy hair. 36:46.572 --> 36:47.652 She's probably like a neo-goth. 36:47.873 --> 36:49.754 I think she's got- Is there such a thing as a neo-goth? 36:50.767 --> 37:15.328 yes yeah I think she's got short dyed black hair short dyed black hair keep talking a long spike coming out of her lower lip long spike lower lip yeah a flowery patterned dress and big dr. Martin boots and a lot of bangles bangles 37:20.715 --> 37:26.841 and a fluffy bag saying, saying I'm a kitty fan on the side. 37:26.861 --> 37:29.044 Well that's sinister laugh. 37:29.424 --> 37:31.927 I'm like a serial killer laugh. 37:32.347 --> 37:33.388 I'm a kitty fan. 37:33.448 --> 37:33.688 Yes. 37:34.653 --> 37:36.234 We'd like a picture of a cute kitty. 37:36.254 --> 37:37.835 We'd like a picture of a kitty. 37:38.536 --> 37:38.876 From Japan. 37:38.916 --> 37:47.922 So to recap, a fluffy bag with I'm a kitty fan written on it, short dyed black hair, long spike in her lower lip, a flowery dress, bangles and Doc Marten boots. 37:48.463 --> 37:49.023 Burgundy. 37:49.283 --> 37:49.824 Burgundy. 37:49.944 --> 37:51.205 And how old do you think she is? 37:54.010 --> 37:55.452 35. 37:54.170 --> 37:55.452 No, I would say she's 21. 37:56.253 --> 37:55.452 21. 37:56.433 --> 38:00.518 Okay, well that's quite exciting. 38:00.779 --> 38:00.999 Yeah. 38:01.339 --> 38:02.701 I wonder if she will be like that. 38:03.161 --> 38:07.206 Get her up here fast, though, Xanthi, because we're running out of tickety-tockety time. 38:07.347 --> 38:08.168 She's in Leicester Square. 38:08.208 --> 38:09.029 She shouldn't be too long. 38:09.489 --> 38:09.709 Yeah. 38:09.969 --> 38:10.790 Okay, what now, Adam? 38:11.390 --> 38:13.851 Uh, now, I think it's time we played some more music. 38:13.871 --> 38:15.811 That's what it's all about here on XFM, you know? 38:16.412 --> 38:17.972 And, uh, what- You finally realised that? 38:18.112 --> 38:18.392 Yeah! 38:18.632 --> 38:22.374 After all this endless talking- It's not about us, it's about the music. 38:22.394 --> 38:22.494 What? 38:22.954 --> 38:25.275 And here are the kooks to prove that fact for you. 38:25.295 --> 38:26.195 Hang on a sec- oh. 38:26.635 --> 38:27.676 No, don't hang on, play the music. 38:27.776 --> 38:28.156 Okay then. 38:41.275 --> 38:42.839 Just don't let me down 38:43.906 --> 38:44.106 Mmm. 38:44.186 --> 38:45.868 That's the kooks with naive. 38:46.008 --> 38:47.289 This is Adam and Jo on XFM. 38:47.889 --> 38:49.030 Uh, Ed, update. 38:49.611 --> 38:50.631 Our shopping slave. 38:51.212 --> 38:52.473 She's in Victoria Street. 38:52.513 --> 38:55.775 Victoria Street's quite a way away from Leicester Square if you're on a bus. 38:55.835 --> 38:56.956 It's on a bus it is. 38:57.016 --> 39:00.239 If she got off and walked, it was- It gets very clogged up around Trafalgar Square. 39:00.319 --> 39:01.480 She's got 40 minutes. 39:01.640 --> 39:02.100 Come on, Ed. 39:02.120 --> 39:03.001 We want to see what you look like. 39:03.021 --> 39:04.522 She hasn't even bought the merchandise yet. 39:04.742 --> 39:05.863 She's not even got the merch? 39:06.083 --> 39:06.403 No! 39:06.764 --> 39:08.865 Oh my goodness gracious. 39:08.885 --> 39:10.887 What's going on with the situation? 39:11.187 --> 39:11.567 Advert. 39:12.888 --> 39:17.690 XFM This is XFM Love music, love XFM 39:37.430 --> 39:37.831 It's there 39:57.065 --> 39:58.546 Yes, that's the Gorillaz with Dare. 39:58.586 --> 40:00.407 This is Adam and Jo on XFM London's 104.9. 40:01.528 --> 40:06.571 Small deal or no deal fact, this has come in via a text from Steve. 40:07.791 --> 40:09.172 He said... Oh no, not Steve. 40:09.192 --> 40:10.513 What am I talking about? 40:11.153 --> 40:12.114 From Ollie in Stratford. 40:12.494 --> 40:20.559 If like me you find an uneasy joy in spoiling one of your grandmother's last remaining pleasures, just tell her the banker's offer before Noel reveals it. 40:21.019 --> 40:28.603 Simply divide the highest remaining value by the number of unopened boxes, and hey presto, your nan's world is a little less colourful. 40:29.024 --> 40:30.484 Is that the way it's calculated? 40:30.925 --> 40:31.765 That's probably right. 40:31.805 --> 40:34.747 I haven't actually thought about that before, but that's a good little theory, isn't it? 40:34.767 --> 40:35.787 That's all the maths, eh? 40:36.188 --> 40:36.908 All the maths! 40:36.928 --> 40:38.469 I don't understand none of that maths. 40:38.689 --> 40:40.269 So do you want me to talk about Nadine Baggart's? 40:40.369 --> 40:41.410 I'd love for you to tell me about Baggart. 40:41.430 --> 40:41.930 While we're still here. 40:41.950 --> 40:43.370 So this listeners is just a warning. 40:43.690 --> 40:53.152 If you've seen Nadine Baggart's new advert for, uh, this skin cream, famous skin cream, I don't want to mention it otherwise it's just advertising them in a sort of ironic way. 40:53.272 --> 40:53.452 Yeah. 40:53.732 --> 40:54.632 But it's a stinker. 40:55.073 --> 40:57.713 It's made by Saatchi and Thaatchi. 40:57.933 --> 40:58.113 Yeah. 40:58.313 --> 40:59.353 Can't really even say it. 40:59.714 --> 41:01.414 They're a very posh advertising, uh, 41:02.054 --> 41:02.454 company. 41:02.654 --> 41:03.175 Absolutely. 41:03.675 --> 41:07.357 They sort of pride themselves I suppose in being able to be amazingly down market. 41:07.397 --> 41:08.938 Are they still called Saatchi and Saatchi? 41:08.958 --> 41:09.858 I think so, yeah. 41:10.939 --> 41:15.581 And it basically is one of those, er, profiles of a woman's life adverts. 41:16.302 --> 41:22.185 So Nadine Baggers, or whatever she's called, writes for Heat, turns up on This Morning all the time, or some rubbish like that. 41:22.925 --> 41:33.817 And so she's a bit of a beauty expert, specialises in recommending what kind of old whale blabber women should smear on their faces in a desperate attempt to stay a tiny bit younger, a little bit longer. 41:33.837 --> 41:39.924 And obviously they're pleased with her face because this advert is nothing but shots of her face. 41:40.424 --> 41:43.568 You don't actually see where she is or what she's doing. 41:44.228 --> 41:45.650 And what's more, it's split screen. 41:45.690 --> 41:50.534 There's often five shots of Nadine Baguette on the screen at once, but they're all of her face. 41:50.795 --> 41:56.540 It's as if you went interrailing around the world, took 50 photos, and they were all just close-ups of your face. 41:57.441 --> 42:03.947 They wouldn't really tell you much else about other than your... That's obviously the intention of the advert, because it's all about making your face look nice. 42:04.628 --> 42:19.697 but it looks very very odd and so that's the first thing to picture and then the second thing to sort of envisage is that her face is out of focus the whole time so it doesn't seem as if we're getting a realistic you know reading of how young looking she is. 42:19.777 --> 42:22.738 Sure you want to see the cracks and the blemishes. 42:22.758 --> 42:28.542 Well you want to see the smoothness you don't want it to look as if the cameraman's just nudged the focal 42:29.362 --> 42:31.064 ring round a bit. 42:32.445 --> 42:37.369 And the other thing to check out is when you see the advert is how stupid Nadine is. 42:38.310 --> 42:44.095 She's researching things that keep you younger longer and she's just got a big blank pad. 42:45.076 --> 42:49.920 And she walks around with a big blank pad and she writes one thing down on it in the ad. 42:53.643 --> 42:55.646 And she looks very pleased with herself. 42:56.187 --> 42:57.569 Anyway, play the ad. 42:57.589 --> 43:00.433 We've replaced the name of the product with the help of Prince, as usual. 43:00.733 --> 43:02.796 And this is just, it's not particularly funny, it's just odd. 43:03.197 --> 43:05.921 And it'll be a warning, so watch out for this ad on telly. 43:06.440 --> 43:11.821 I'm Nadine Baggett, Celebrity Beauty Editor, and in my job, I learn lots of celebrity beauty secrets. 43:12.241 --> 43:17.163 But I also rely on the information I get from skincare experts to discover a few beauty secrets of my own. 43:17.763 --> 43:21.824 Right now, I think the hottest anti-aging ingredients around are pentapeptides. 43:22.304 --> 43:25.925 They're tiny bits of protein molecules that can actually help to renew the skin's surface. 43:26.445 --> 43:31.346 You'd probably expect to pay celebrity prices to get your hands on these high-tech anti-aging ingredients. 43:31.986 --> 43:34.447 But I've discovered that pentapeptides are also... 43:36.434 --> 43:38.895 A moisturizer that only costs around 20 pounds. 43:39.456 --> 43:41.157 Hardly a celebrity price tag. 43:41.397 --> 43:46.880 I recommend because it helps skin appear fuller and smoother and look more like new skin. 43:47.300 --> 43:49.261 Now that's a beauty secret worth knowing. 43:51.062 --> 43:53.364 What's that phone call that comes through halfway through? 43:53.384 --> 43:54.744 Hello Nadine. 43:54.965 --> 43:55.625 Hello Nadine. 43:55.825 --> 43:56.425 Bag shot. 43:57.106 --> 43:58.767 What do you want? 43:58.807 --> 44:01.688 Nadine, we got news about the hottest new anti-aging product. 44:01.728 --> 44:03.349 It's not pentapeptides anymore. 44:03.810 --> 44:05.310 It's minty pep toys. 44:07.910 --> 44:08.951 And then she'd have to do another ad. 44:08.971 --> 44:09.911 Then she'd have to do another ad. 44:10.111 --> 44:13.433 The other funny thing about that ad, it's as if she's discovered this thing. 44:13.453 --> 44:13.753 Yeah. 44:14.053 --> 44:23.438 And she's called up the cosmetics company and gone, I can't believe that you've got pentapeptides for 20 quid, because celebrities are paying like 40 to 50. 44:23.918 --> 44:26.580 And I want a self finance and advert about it. 44:27.040 --> 44:28.141 Because it's such amazing news. 44:28.201 --> 44:32.805 Because it's such an amazing news and it's important for my status in the beauty, fashion, rubbish industry. 44:33.005 --> 44:35.267 Previously, people were making do with Boswellox. 44:35.568 --> 44:38.930 Well, we've now decided that that's the worst thing you could put on your skin. 44:38.950 --> 44:40.612 Do you know what pentapeptides are? 44:41.092 --> 44:42.273 Is it like toothpaste? 44:42.614 --> 44:44.375 No, it sounds like a toothpaste, doesn't it? 44:44.395 --> 44:48.158 But they're actually a medical substance used for helping scars to heal faster. 44:48.198 --> 44:50.420 They affect the actual DNA of your skin. 44:51.341 --> 44:55.164 And they do, they kind of heal it up. 44:55.304 --> 44:58.766 But it's a very short, you've got to slap this stuff on regularly, apparently. 44:58.826 --> 44:59.026 Yeah. 44:59.306 --> 45:01.048 Like to keep your face all tight. 45:01.228 --> 45:07.732 And so they do work, but they work medically and they are also affecting your skin on a DNA level. 45:07.752 --> 45:13.636 Now, I don't know whether you've seen Catwoman or not, but if you have, you realise the dangers of messing with beauty products, right? 45:13.756 --> 45:15.037 Yeah, it turns out really boring. 45:15.717 --> 45:18.519 Well, it turns out evil and Sharon Stone-esque. 45:18.559 --> 45:18.940 Yeah. 45:19.420 --> 45:21.081 You could get the same effect with sellotape. 45:21.141 --> 45:21.561 Could you not? 45:21.842 --> 45:26.705 You could get the same effect with a stapler and like gathering your skin at the back of your head like when you pick up a cat. 45:27.725 --> 45:30.187 And just putting a couple of big staples in there. 45:30.207 --> 45:32.469 Nice, that's a really... But watch out for that advert. 45:32.689 --> 45:34.090 I'm simply just flagging it up. 45:34.270 --> 45:35.010 Okay, thanks for the flag. 45:35.030 --> 45:35.371 For the viewers. 45:35.471 --> 45:41.055 That's alright, because when you see it in full audio-visual impact, you won't believe how stupid it is. 45:41.895 --> 45:55.422 right it's free play time once again uh this is a young man called johnny polonsky uh indie pop fans i don't know if he ever came to anything but this is a song that came out a few years ago i think it was produced by frank black x pixie's man see if you like it 46:09.773 --> 46:11.673 That's Half Mind by Johnny Polonsky. 46:11.693 --> 46:12.834 This is Adam and Jo on XFM. 46:13.074 --> 46:17.015 And we've been joined by Ed, who's just come in off the streets. 46:17.095 --> 46:18.395 She's bought my gear. 46:18.415 --> 46:19.155 Have you got my gear? 46:20.075 --> 46:20.556 There it is. 46:20.676 --> 46:21.356 Hello, Ed. 46:21.376 --> 46:21.816 Make a noise. 46:21.836 --> 46:22.376 Speak a noise. 46:23.296 --> 46:23.576 Hi. 46:23.596 --> 46:23.636 Hi. 46:23.896 --> 46:25.717 So listen, we were trying to guess what you looked like. 46:26.397 --> 46:26.777 Did you hear? 46:26.797 --> 46:27.717 You weren't listening to the show. 46:27.877 --> 46:28.157 No. 46:28.457 --> 46:28.657 No. 46:28.757 --> 46:31.298 So Adam, Adam, like, speculated on what you looked like. 46:31.738 --> 46:33.038 Yeah, just going on your name. 46:33.279 --> 46:34.559 He said you'd have a flowery dress. 46:35.543 --> 46:36.424 He's wrong. 46:36.704 --> 46:38.085 He said you'd have a long spike. 46:38.345 --> 46:40.747 This is based on nothing, apropos of nothing, okay? 46:40.767 --> 46:41.608 A long spike where? 46:42.208 --> 46:43.289 Uh, through the lower lip. 46:43.329 --> 46:43.770 Lower lip. 46:44.110 --> 46:45.311 No piercings at all, Ed? 46:45.791 --> 46:46.312 What am I, here? 46:46.332 --> 46:49.454 Well, that's conventional, though, so you are wrong. 46:49.915 --> 46:51.356 He said you'd have a lot of bangles. 46:52.734 --> 46:53.475 Any bangles? 46:53.495 --> 46:53.855 Bangles. 46:53.955 --> 46:54.576 No bangles. 46:54.596 --> 46:55.617 None bangles. 46:55.837 --> 46:56.878 You've struck out on all of these. 46:57.358 --> 46:59.280 Short dyed black hair. 46:59.300 --> 47:00.641 Thanks. 47:00.701 --> 47:01.041 No. 47:01.141 --> 47:02.562 Your hair's just natural isn't it? 47:02.703 --> 47:04.704 It's brown and it's shoulder length but it's not dyed. 47:04.724 --> 47:05.465 Dr. Martin Boots. 47:05.625 --> 47:07.527 No very nice cowboy boots she's got on. 47:07.907 --> 47:08.367 Cowboy boots. 47:08.387 --> 47:09.889 And he also said a fluffy bag. 47:09.909 --> 47:10.849 Sorry. 47:10.909 --> 47:12.511 Which would say I'm a kitty fan. 47:12.531 --> 47:14.793 Did you leave it behind? 47:14.813 --> 47:16.254 Give me back the presents and I'll go. 47:16.653 --> 47:19.856 Now listen, you got me the mighty Boosh box set. 47:19.876 --> 47:20.896 Are you a big Boosh fan? 47:21.237 --> 47:22.017 Absolutely huge. 47:22.197 --> 47:22.938 Yeah. 47:22.998 --> 47:24.439 What's the attraction of the Boosh for you? 47:24.699 --> 47:25.200 Bob Fossil. 47:25.680 --> 47:26.561 Bob Fossil! 47:27.361 --> 47:28.142 Yeah. 47:28.182 --> 47:28.422 Yeah. 47:29.143 --> 47:30.864 Are you a... That's Rich Hall's character. 47:31.304 --> 47:32.505 No, Rich Fulcher. 47:32.565 --> 47:33.386 Rich Fulcher, I'm sorry. 47:33.406 --> 47:34.427 Are you a snuffbox fan? 47:35.393 --> 47:36.194 I don't know what that means. 47:36.374 --> 47:47.464 Rich Fulcher and Matt Berry, two very talented performers, have a sketch show called Snuff Box, which is on BBC Three, which I'm sure you would enjoy if you're a Boosh fan, even if you're not. 47:48.485 --> 47:49.706 I recommend people check it out. 47:49.906 --> 47:51.768 Hey, so it must have been a hell of a journey, Ed. 47:51.788 --> 47:55.191 I mean, you've come from Wandsworth in what, an hour and 20 minutes or something? 47:55.211 --> 47:56.532 Yeah, Leicester Square hates me. 47:56.572 --> 47:57.613 I ran into them all. 47:57.901 --> 47:58.121 Yeah. 47:58.401 --> 47:59.602 Did you, all those tourists? 47:59.622 --> 48:00.322 Every single one. 48:00.702 --> 48:04.064 Yeah, and- and so you took the overground to Victoria, did you? 48:04.404 --> 48:05.104 From Wandsworth? 48:05.164 --> 48:05.324 Yeah. 48:05.504 --> 48:08.466 Yeah, then how'd you get- cause last we spoke to you were in Victoria Street. 48:09.026 --> 48:10.227 Bus to Trafalgar Square. 48:10.467 --> 48:11.027 And then I ran. 48:11.347 --> 48:14.869 And then you ran, and which, uh, which major chain did you purchase those things from? 48:14.889 --> 48:16.029 HMV. 48:16.229 --> 48:17.470 HMV, rather than Virgin. 48:18.370 --> 48:18.610 Yes. 48:18.931 --> 48:19.671 Yeah, there you go. 48:24.162 --> 48:49.642 but listen ed we really appreciate it thank you so much i'm gonna uh pay you your money now hand over the boosh tickets thank you have a fantastic time we might even see you there at the apollo is it the apollo yeah hammer smith apollo yeah so uh yeah thanks very much indeed we'll play some ads and then we will launch ditties in the dock or maybe we should do ditches in the dock right now in fact because we're running out of time we've only got 20 minutes in the show should we do it now oh this must be exciting for you ed you're gonna see a live ditches in the dark 48:53.402 --> 48:54.603 Yes, did it in the dark time. 48:54.643 --> 48:58.305 This is where you get the chance to vote for what record we'll play out with at the end of our show. 48:58.345 --> 49:01.646 This week's theme is late 70s American rock. 49:01.826 --> 49:02.046 Yeah. 49:02.247 --> 49:02.527 Yeah. 49:03.507 --> 49:05.948 And up for grabs are mighty Bush DVDs. 49:05.989 --> 49:07.829 We've got two series, two DVDs. 49:08.410 --> 49:17.534 And for lucky winners, for slightly less, only slightly less lucky winners, we've got copies of Fantastic Four, the exciting comic book film on DVD. 49:17.554 --> 49:21.837 So everybody who votes and gets on air wins a free DVD. 49:21.917 --> 49:22.317 Imagine. 49:22.657 --> 49:23.798 A free DVD. 49:23.838 --> 49:24.719 Everybody loves DVDs. 49:24.819 --> 49:25.960 Everybody loves DVDs. 49:26.000 --> 49:29.923 And they're worth, you know, they're so valuable what we've been given away free in the papers and everything. 49:30.343 --> 49:31.604 So who wants to go first? 49:31.624 --> 49:32.185 Do you want to go first? 49:32.265 --> 49:32.845 I'll go first. 49:33.486 --> 49:41.332 I want you to call 08712221049 and vote for one of my favorite underappreciated American bands, Cheap Trick. 49:41.613 --> 49:47.798 They're not very famous in the UK, but if you're American and were alive in the 70s and 80s, Cheap Trick are kind of like a legend. 49:48.138 --> 49:51.281 They're long haired motorbiking lunatics, 49:51.821 --> 49:59.487 and they did an amazing song called Surrender with a very famous chorus that goes, mommy's okay, daddy's okay, they just seem a little weird. 50:00.447 --> 50:05.291 They're featured on one of my favorite films ever called Over the Edge, an American 70s film. 50:05.511 --> 50:06.932 And just trust me, it's fantastic. 50:07.012 --> 50:08.013 Cheap Trick with Surrender. 50:08.033 --> 50:08.913 Do you know that song, Adam? 50:08.973 --> 50:09.854 No, I don't think I do. 50:09.894 --> 50:10.735 Man, it's a classic. 50:10.775 --> 50:11.355 I might recognize it. 50:11.375 --> 50:13.617 It's like an anthem in America and no one's ever heard it in the UK. 50:13.817 --> 50:16.219 It's like Frampton comes alive type situation. 50:16.759 --> 50:18.120 It's very catchy, it's really good. 50:18.440 --> 50:18.921 You'll like it. 50:18.941 --> 50:20.562 I don't know anything about Cheap Trick. 50:20.842 --> 50:23.043 Triple two one oh four nine and vote for cheap trick. 50:23.203 --> 50:39.872 Maybe I'm relying on some Americans listening We have quite a few Americans who listen if you want to you know introduce one of cheap tricks biggest hits to the British Listing public then call oh eight seven one triple two one oh four nine and vote for cheap trick or Alternatively you could go for the cars 50:40.512 --> 50:42.993 who were around at about the same time. 50:43.013 --> 50:45.515 Do you know what year your Cheap Trick track was from? 50:45.535 --> 50:47.416 No. 50:47.516 --> 50:52.259 Well The Cars I think released their debut album in 1978 and it was called simply The Cars. 50:52.619 --> 51:01.844 Rick Okasek who went on to produce Weezer and actually you can hear the sort of kernel of the Weezer sound in The Cars music. 51:02.004 --> 51:02.604 Colonel Weezer. 51:02.965 --> 51:05.146 Although it is a lot more poppy but it's got that kind of 51:05.686 --> 51:31.712 fantastic choppy uh electric guitar sound that weezer uh ran with very successfully i'm asking you to vote for no i just i can pick pretty much any track off the car's debut album and it would be a smash but i'm asking you to go for bye bye love bye bye love do do i won't sing the whole thing but trust me it's a peach the cars bye bye love so are you gonna go for the cars or cheap trick hey can i say one more thing 51:31.852 --> 51:32.833 about Cheap Trick. 51:33.053 --> 51:40.221 Kurt Cobain, right, told Rolling Stone, quote, we sound just like Cheap Trick, only the guitars are louder. 51:40.701 --> 51:44.045 So basically, Nirvana got all their stuff off Cheap Trick. 51:44.445 --> 51:45.646 He might have been ironic. 51:45.686 --> 51:46.067 He wasn't! 51:46.828 --> 51:49.791 He would have wanted you listeners to vote for my record. 51:50.071 --> 51:50.692 Kurt Cobain! 51:51.412 --> 51:56.934 God or Jimmy Cranky said I really like the cars. 51:57.654 --> 52:00.935 Oh, it's 7 1 triple 2 1 0 4 9 everybody who gets on the air wins a DVD. 52:01.375 --> 52:03.515 Please call now XFM XFM 52:31.442 --> 52:32.143 Love music. 52:35.731 --> 52:36.573 Love XFM. 52:53.069 --> 52:54.791 I was just waiting for his last one. 52:55.211 --> 52:57.334 Yeah, that was a hard fire with Better Do Better. 52:57.574 --> 52:59.416 And that's a brand new playlist edition, is it? 53:00.373 --> 53:00.813 Can it be? 53:01.614 --> 53:02.915 Surely we've been playing that for weeks. 53:03.195 --> 53:03.555 Have we? 53:04.416 --> 53:05.356 First time I've heard that one. 53:05.737 --> 53:06.117 There we go. 53:06.157 --> 53:08.699 That's the fifth single from Stars of CCTV. 53:08.719 --> 53:09.799 The fifth single? 53:09.940 --> 53:12.802 Yes, they're like Michael Jackson in the mid 80s. 53:12.862 --> 53:14.263 I can't stop doing right. 53:14.723 --> 53:15.984 So it's time to play Ditties in the Dock. 53:16.004 --> 53:18.325 We've got to do this really fast because we're running out of time. 53:18.766 --> 53:23.049 It's a late 70s American rock play off between The Cars and Cheap Trick. 53:23.969 --> 53:26.011 We've got some callers on the line. 53:26.391 --> 53:27.352 Let's go to Heather first. 53:27.372 --> 53:27.832 Hello, Heather. 53:28.092 --> 53:28.992 Hi, hi there. 53:29.252 --> 53:29.833 How are you doing? 53:30.033 --> 53:31.793 I'm okay, I'm a bit hungover. 53:31.973 --> 53:32.234 Are you? 53:32.874 --> 53:34.955 And for good reason, did you have a good night last night? 53:34.975 --> 53:35.675 I did have a good night. 53:35.715 --> 53:37.155 Did you snog a big fat hairy man? 53:37.415 --> 53:38.376 No, no. 53:38.456 --> 53:39.716 Then all's well in the world. 53:41.897 --> 53:42.818 So what are you voting for? 53:42.838 --> 53:43.978 Is it going to be a cheap trick or the cars? 53:44.198 --> 53:45.279 I'm going for Cheap Chick. 53:45.459 --> 53:46.680 Hey, do you know the band? 53:47.500 --> 53:48.101 Not really. 53:48.121 --> 53:49.081 I've just heard of them. 53:49.181 --> 53:50.342 Man, they're really good. 53:51.103 --> 53:52.484 Have you ever seen the film Over the Edge? 53:52.704 --> 53:54.105 Matt Dillon's first film. 53:54.445 --> 53:55.366 Oh, that's really good as well. 53:55.406 --> 53:55.726 Well, good. 53:55.766 --> 53:56.126 Well done. 53:56.406 --> 53:56.927 Brave Vote. 53:57.327 --> 53:57.947 Thanks for calling. 53:57.967 --> 54:00.929 Do you want Fantastic Four or the Mighty Boosh series two? 54:01.269 --> 54:02.410 Mighty Boosh, obviously. 54:02.650 --> 54:03.151 Coming your way. 54:03.191 --> 54:03.991 Thanks for calling, Heather. 54:04.011 --> 54:04.312 Thanks, Heather. 54:04.392 --> 54:05.252 One little to Cornish. 54:05.672 --> 54:06.513 Have a nice weekend. 54:07.113 --> 54:08.494 Heather sounds quite sexy. 54:08.574 --> 54:09.695 She does, yeah. 54:09.715 --> 54:11.296 We haven't got time to chuck together anymore. 54:11.636 --> 54:12.297 Sylvia, are you there? 54:12.597 --> 54:29.464 yeah i'm here hi how you doing i'm doing great how you doing uh are you are you an american lady no i'm canadian canadian do you know cheap trick i certainly do yeah they're big aren't they in the states fantastic and how do you said 54:30.123 --> 54:42.873 want you to want me i would have rooted for them but since you didn't it's got to be the car what she's going for the car what song should i have said sylvia hey which song by cheap tricks should i have chosen want you to want me 54:43.499 --> 54:44.279 I'm going to have a listen to that. 54:44.299 --> 54:45.820 I want you to want me. 54:45.840 --> 54:45.960 Yeah. 54:46.060 --> 54:47.641 Well, thank you very much indeed for your vote, though. 54:47.661 --> 54:48.201 That's one for me. 54:48.241 --> 54:48.861 I needed that one. 54:49.101 --> 54:49.701 OK, cool. 54:49.721 --> 54:50.982 Cheers Sylvia, have a good weekend. 54:51.202 --> 54:52.322 Hey, what DVD does she get? 54:52.402 --> 54:53.743 Oh, what do you fancy? 54:53.803 --> 54:55.223 Booshaw, Fantastic Four. 54:55.243 --> 54:56.504 Fantastic Four. 54:56.584 --> 54:58.905 Yeah, it's an amazing film. 54:58.925 --> 55:00.325 It's got all kinds of special effects. 55:00.345 --> 55:02.166 You won't believe some of the stuff that happens in that film. 55:02.186 --> 55:03.766 There's a man, what, it's like a giant rock. 55:03.906 --> 55:04.447 It's like a giant rock. 55:04.487 --> 55:05.647 And there's another man who's all on fire. 55:05.707 --> 55:08.288 And he's got flames, he's got flames coming out of his hands. 55:08.368 --> 55:09.708 And there's a woman who can't see her tits. 55:11.946 --> 55:13.749 Okay, let's get Peter on the line. 55:13.769 --> 55:15.432 How you doing, Peter? 55:15.452 --> 55:16.594 I'm okay, thanks, yeah, good. 55:16.614 --> 55:17.455 What are you up to? 55:18.544 --> 55:22.186 Just sitting around, I've just been in work this morning so I'm going to need the afternoon. 55:22.926 --> 55:23.967 You're taking a chill pill? 55:24.147 --> 55:24.707 Yeah. 55:24.747 --> 55:25.207 A big one. 55:25.307 --> 55:26.227 A big chill pill. 55:26.288 --> 55:27.588 A delicious chill pill. 55:27.868 --> 55:29.409 Now what are you voting for this afternoon Peter? 55:29.429 --> 55:30.189 Gotta be Cheap Trick. 55:30.429 --> 55:31.170 Cheap Trick. 55:31.330 --> 55:32.450 Are you a trickle fan? 55:33.591 --> 55:40.033 No, but I know they've got a song called He's a Whore and that sounds good to any band who's got a song title called that. 55:40.533 --> 55:41.154 He's a Whore? 55:41.314 --> 55:41.914 He's a Whore. 55:42.114 --> 55:43.034 Oh, He's a Whore. 55:43.115 --> 55:43.455 Yes. 55:44.495 --> 55:45.996 Sorry, it was your accent. 55:46.196 --> 55:48.318 It's all about the titles, isn't it, with Cheap Trick? 55:48.378 --> 55:49.599 I'm writing that one down as well. 55:50.039 --> 55:51.620 He is a whore. 55:51.660 --> 55:53.421 He is a whore. 55:54.342 --> 55:55.743 Thank you very much indeed for your call, Peter. 55:55.763 --> 55:56.404 Have a good weekend. 55:56.424 --> 55:57.664 Hey, Fantastic Four and Mighty Boosh. 55:57.905 --> 55:58.325 Mighty Boosh. 55:58.745 --> 56:00.346 Good call, that's all the Mighty Boosh gone. 56:00.547 --> 56:02.108 Well, Paul's on the line. 56:02.488 --> 56:05.910 So Paul, it looks as if you're going to be watching Fantastic Four this afternoon. 56:05.930 --> 56:07.111 I hope you don't mind that too much. 56:07.131 --> 56:08.172 How you doing? 56:08.332 --> 56:09.513 Got all the Boosh stuff, that's fine. 56:09.733 --> 56:10.293 Oh, well done. 56:10.313 --> 56:11.554 That's the correct answer. 56:11.975 --> 56:13.636 So Paul, what's your news today, Paul? 56:14.878 --> 56:18.200 I'm trying to find my way out of all the traffic. 56:18.821 --> 56:22.403 No, no matter where I go, it's everywhere. 56:23.083 --> 56:23.704 Oh, that's a drag. 56:23.744 --> 56:26.325 Well, listen, I'm glad you're at least here on XFM. 56:26.345 --> 56:28.207 Just do a Michael Douglas in Falling Down. 56:28.287 --> 56:31.469 Just abandon your car and go and punch somebody. 56:31.489 --> 56:31.889 Don't do that. 56:31.909 --> 56:32.349 Don't do that. 56:32.649 --> 56:34.450 What did Michael Douglas do in Falling Down? 56:34.470 --> 56:38.153 Yeah, he just got out of his car and went off and got loony on everyone's ass. 56:38.173 --> 56:39.794 Yeah, so there's an option for you, Paul. 56:40.214 --> 56:43.296 Well, I haven't got a baseball bat, but I've got a pool cue in the back. 56:43.316 --> 56:44.177 A pool cue? 56:44.217 --> 56:45.317 That would do the job. 56:45.538 --> 56:47.999 Yeah, but listen, don't. 56:48.219 --> 56:49.340 You have a chill pill as well. 56:49.580 --> 56:50.701 Wouldn't it be terrible if he did? 56:50.721 --> 56:51.562 I know. 56:51.622 --> 56:52.582 We were responsible. 56:52.882 --> 56:54.584 We'd be holding insane charges. 56:54.604 --> 56:56.185 A pool cue rampage in the West End. 56:56.825 --> 56:58.726 So, Paul, what are you going to vote for? 56:58.786 --> 57:00.928 I need another vote for the cars, man. 57:00.948 --> 57:03.890 Are you going to go for me or for the cheap truck? 57:04.050 --> 57:06.612 See, I'm a bit sad, and as a fan of, like, that 70s show, 57:07.512 --> 57:09.195 It's got to be Cheap Trick. 57:09.355 --> 57:12.460 Yeah, man, didn't they do the, did they do the title music or something? 57:12.761 --> 57:12.941 Yeah. 57:12.961 --> 57:15.225 Well, it wasn't this song, was it, was the title music? 57:15.245 --> 57:16.807 No, it was a different song. 57:16.848 --> 57:17.368 There you go. 57:18.350 --> 57:18.831 Fantastic. 57:18.851 --> 57:20.073 Well, that makes me the winner, doesn't it? 57:20.153 --> 57:20.313 Yeah. 57:21.072 --> 57:21.592 Cornish tricks? 57:21.672 --> 57:22.533 It's a cheap trick. 57:22.593 --> 57:23.293 Thanks a lot, Paul. 57:23.533 --> 57:25.093 Yeah, he's got the Fantastic Four. 57:25.133 --> 57:25.914 All right, there we go. 57:26.014 --> 57:26.834 Thank you very much, Paul. 57:26.854 --> 57:28.154 Hope you get out of your traffic jam soon. 57:28.194 --> 57:29.495 Thank you so much to everyone who called. 57:29.855 --> 57:30.855 Ed, hey, thanks a lot. 57:30.875 --> 57:31.976 She's still in the studio with us. 57:32.156 --> 57:32.756 Thanks, Ed. 57:32.856 --> 57:35.417 Thank you for sorting out my brother's birthday presents. 57:35.437 --> 57:36.557 He's going to be very grateful to you. 57:36.597 --> 57:38.278 I certainly hope he hasn't been listening to the show. 57:38.298 --> 57:40.859 Otherwise, it'll just look a bit odd. 57:41.759 --> 57:44.360 But thank you very much, indeed, to everyone who listened. 57:44.380 --> 57:45.520 We'll be back with you next week. 57:45.640 --> 57:46.741 Yeah, this is a great song. 57:46.761 --> 57:48.621 This is a cheap trick with surrender. 57:48.661 --> 57:49.241 Thanks for listening. 57:49.281 --> 57:49.542 Bye. 57:49.762 --> 57:50.262 Love you, bye! 59:17.727 --> 59:20.717 Bobby served in the wax in the villa