WEBVTT 00:07.978 --> 00:27.906 there you go that is sown with the feeling this is adam and joe on xfm here on a saturday afternoon how you doing man oh well i'm all right hello listeners i've actually got a temperature in a cold have you actually got a temperature yeah i've had a fever oh man oh yeah have you been uh dealing with it well watching the commonwealth games 00:28.854 --> 00:34.068 has been my only solace in my nights of red-hot insomnia. 00:34.268 --> 00:37.176 What sort of action are you getting on the Commonwealth Games at the moment? 00:37.376 --> 00:37.697 Bums. 00:39.212 --> 00:39.853 bums and pecs. 00:39.873 --> 00:41.334 Ricky and Steve laugh Steve- Bums and pecs? 00:41.374 --> 00:42.495 Ricky- Bums, pecs and boobs. 00:42.515 --> 00:43.756 Steve laughs Steve- Where from? 00:43.776 --> 00:45.157 Ricky- All in tight lycra. 00:45.177 --> 00:48.199 Steve- Are they doing- is it gymnastics in that kind of situation? 00:48.219 --> 00:49.160 Ricky- Oh, what? 00:49.180 --> 00:50.221 Uh, yeah, all kinds of things. 00:50.541 --> 00:55.265 The other day there was a bike race, but they- for some reason they were doing it in their swimming costumes. 00:55.285 --> 01:00.109 Steve laughs Steve- And it was just this shot of five scantily clad ladies bummed. 01:00.749 --> 01:17.225 so it's just the bikes maybe it's just me i don't know you're just those male swimmers they've all got the same body they're like an action figure with change a changeable head so you're having a kind of crazy polysexual um there's nothing sexual about it 01:18.095 --> 01:21.600 It's just admiring the human physique in all its different shapes. 01:21.740 --> 01:23.182 Okay, good, good. 01:23.222 --> 01:27.708 I'm sure anybody out there who's been watching the Commonwealth Games, you just end up looking at their bits. 01:28.609 --> 01:29.911 It's not really about sport. 01:30.252 --> 01:31.513 It should be called the bits games. 01:33.115 --> 01:33.936 Now, that would be good. 01:34.036 --> 01:35.358 That's what the games is. 01:35.819 --> 01:38.582 Oh, the Channel 4, er, celebrity sport thing? 01:38.602 --> 01:40.725 Yeah, you're basically just looking at the celebrity bodies. 01:40.785 --> 01:42.307 No, no-one's watching that, are they? 01:42.347 --> 01:46.793 Why would you watch Peter Duncan do a canoe race when you've got the professionals on the other side? 01:47.233 --> 01:49.677 Not the professionals, but, you know, real sportsmen. 01:50.017 --> 02:02.823 we should say thanks to Alex and the team, Alex and Mark and Ash for doing another great show, we never really give them the correct props but they've got an incredible amount of energy that they infuse the studio with. 02:02.843 --> 02:04.344 Well you haven't, you're ill as well aren't you Adam? 02:04.664 --> 02:07.186 I'm not as ill as you but yeah I've got a bit of a cold going on. 02:07.246 --> 02:10.287 If you're ill you're in the right place this afternoon. 02:10.687 --> 02:15.530 Listen we've got an amazing prize this week listeners, we're giving away a helicopter flying lesson. 02:16.581 --> 02:17.322 That's incredible. 02:17.342 --> 02:17.422 Yeah? 02:17.442 --> 02:18.062 Isn't that incredible? 02:18.082 --> 02:21.325 For one lucky winner thanks to 118 and their A-Team campaign. 02:21.926 --> 02:24.168 So I've never personally never been in a helicopter before. 02:24.208 --> 02:24.348 Yeah. 02:24.909 --> 02:25.209 Have you? 02:25.229 --> 02:26.030 Yeah. 02:26.130 --> 02:27.011 No, I don't think I have. 02:27.351 --> 02:28.212 So that's amazing. 02:28.292 --> 02:29.653 A helicopter flying lesson. 02:30.514 --> 02:31.195 That's frightening. 02:31.295 --> 02:32.336 What use would that have? 02:32.476 --> 02:33.297 Just the one lesson. 02:33.797 --> 02:50.401 you can't presumably learn how to fly a helicopter in just one lesson yeah it's very easy is it yes yes is it because you switch them on yeah and then it's there's just an up stick and a down stick well what about forward forward forwards it's like a joystick you get in there you know what i don't want to go in a helicopter why not 02:50.501 --> 03:04.497 Because if a plane breaks down it can glide to the ground if a helicopter breaks it smashes into a cliffside and explodes into flames if you're lucky that's what usually happens with helicopters no not on this occasion obviously you know this is the world's safest one so 03:05.578 --> 03:23.766 I wonder how we're gonna give that prize away we'll work it out later in the show but that's a pretty amazing price plus we've got five copies of Gus Van Sant's last days DVDs the film that is not based on Kurt Cobain no no no no no no no no no no not based on Kurt Cobain ideal for anyone who needs a nap have you seen it Adam yes I hear it's great 03:25.026 --> 03:26.326 Well, you just- You're a bit thick. 03:26.406 --> 03:27.347 Absolutely brilliant. 03:27.407 --> 03:28.007 You are thick. 03:28.027 --> 03:28.587 You are thick. 03:28.847 --> 03:29.667 You are thick. 03:29.687 --> 03:30.588 No, I am a bit thick, it's true. 03:30.608 --> 03:31.248 You are a bit thick. 03:31.288 --> 03:33.348 Come on, if you're more intelligent than Adam, you'll love that. 03:33.388 --> 03:35.609 And we've got three Masters of Horror DVDs. 03:35.629 --> 03:36.629 That's good. 03:36.649 --> 03:37.750 They're a box set, aren't they? 03:38.490 --> 03:44.391 That's a series of one-hour horror things that have been showing on Bravo, but they're all directed by famous directors. 03:44.691 --> 03:47.452 One of them's directed by Takashi Miike, who did Audition and stuff. 03:47.792 --> 03:50.373 And it's so horrible, they're not going to release it. 03:50.593 --> 03:50.793 Really? 03:50.813 --> 03:51.853 Only going to release it on DVD. 03:51.873 --> 03:52.494 Do we have that one? 03:52.534 --> 03:53.354 Are we giving away that one? 03:54.022 --> 03:55.324 We'll have a look and get back to you on that one. 03:55.684 --> 04:03.213 Plus, of course, brilliant music from the Zoutons coming up, hard five charlatans, the Killers, Oasis, the Arctic Monkeys, that's all just the first hour. 04:03.934 --> 04:08.480 And a few nuggets that we'll throw in as well, non-playlist nuggets for you listeners. 04:08.680 --> 04:09.841 So let's play some more music right now. 04:09.882 --> 04:10.642 This is the Zoutons. 04:26.175 --> 04:27.897 Why won't you give me your love? 04:28.577 --> 04:29.298 By the Zootons. 04:29.598 --> 04:30.819 They don't like futons. 04:31.340 --> 04:32.541 They love crunchy croutons. 04:33.843 --> 04:34.443 What was the other one? 04:34.583 --> 04:35.304 Ah, I can't remember. 04:36.564 --> 04:37.465 Uh... Two tons. 04:37.485 --> 04:39.125 Their combined weight is two tons. 04:39.385 --> 04:40.106 They are the zoo tons. 04:40.126 --> 04:40.946 They are the zoo tons. 04:41.206 --> 04:42.647 With Why Don't You Give Me Your Love. 04:42.667 --> 04:44.588 Uh, Adam and Jo on XFM, we've had a couple of texts. 04:44.628 --> 04:46.469 Already we've got things to deal with. 04:46.909 --> 04:54.152 Yeah, apparently, apparently if a helicopter, if the engine breaks, there's still energy in the, what do they call them, choppers? 04:54.492 --> 04:54.952 The chopper! 04:54.972 --> 04:55.873 The chopper wings! 04:56.073 --> 04:58.774 In the chopper wings, there's still a bit of energy in the chopper wings. 04:59.194 --> 05:01.355 They still whizz round, and it can land. 05:01.715 --> 05:03.316 It just does a bit of a bumpy landing. 05:03.516 --> 05:07.939 What's the official- he had the technical term for, uh, helichopter wings. 05:08.680 --> 05:09.040 Energy. 05:09.060 --> 05:10.541 That they still have. 05:12.342 --> 05:13.243 Auto-rotate. 05:13.263 --> 05:14.744 A helicopter can auto-rotate. 05:14.764 --> 05:15.224 There you go. 05:15.765 --> 05:16.145 Yeah. 05:16.245 --> 05:18.407 So that's actually encouraged me. 05:18.447 --> 05:19.807 I now might go in a helichopter. 05:20.168 --> 05:20.688 Helichopter. 05:20.708 --> 05:22.970 You won't immediately slam into the side of a mountain. 05:23.670 --> 05:25.031 and explode into flames. 05:25.691 --> 05:27.652 Um, so wow, that's a good prize. 05:27.692 --> 05:32.295 We've still got to figure out exactly what we're gonna... We've got, we've got, um, Crap Commentary Corner coming up. 05:32.335 --> 05:33.836 We've got a Crap Commentary Corner coming up. 05:33.976 --> 05:34.496 Is it easy? 05:34.916 --> 05:43.060 Well, you know we had a brilliant, uh, Crap Commentary two weeks ago with Guy Ritchie's insane cabala-based rantings on the DVD of Revolver? 05:43.120 --> 05:43.381 Yes. 05:44.081 --> 05:47.583 And, you know, Crap Commentary's peak and trough, this week it's a trough. 05:48.743 --> 06:14.355 couple of weeks ago peak this week trough yeah i had real trouble finding one i was ill they're so boring anyway dvd commentaries you do have to sift through a lot to get to the good stuff so i've put an extra twist on it this week right i'm not going to tell you what it is oh that's exciting well that's coming up in about 10 minutes time anyway um and then of course we've got a text competition in the second hour so we'll see how it goes with the crap commentary corner as far as giving away the chopper flights 06:15.275 --> 06:19.997 Erm, hey, have you been getting, er, weird emails about your bank details? 06:21.117 --> 06:24.919 Well, what, those, er, phishing ones, with a ph, phishing it's called. 06:25.179 --> 06:25.439 Is it? 06:25.679 --> 06:31.001 Yeah, when you, when you send a fake one from the Halifax or something and, er, they say che- Yeah, yeah. 06:31.021 --> 06:31.701 Yeah, that's famous. 06:32.021 --> 06:32.281 Is it? 06:32.361 --> 06:33.502 That's been going on for years, yes. 06:33.542 --> 06:34.162 For years! 06:34.342 --> 06:34.422 Yeah. 06:34.442 --> 06:35.623 It's only just started happening to me. 06:35.643 --> 06:36.003 To you? 06:36.023 --> 06:36.223 Yeah. 06:36.243 --> 06:37.343 Have you responded to any of them? 06:37.443 --> 06:38.564 I was thinking about it. 06:39.464 --> 06:47.026 And then I wised up, I decided to take the precaution of ringing my bank and saying, Excuse me, what are, why are you sending me those emails? 06:47.086 --> 06:48.226 Why are, what does it mean? 06:48.887 --> 06:50.227 And uh... What did they say? 06:50.367 --> 06:52.248 They said, you haven't responded to them, have you? 06:53.148 --> 06:54.408 In quite a tired way. 06:54.948 --> 06:55.909 And I said, no, not yet. 06:55.989 --> 06:57.089 Why, why, what is it? 06:57.729 --> 07:01.352 and they said, well, they're fake, obviously, and, um- Man, you're funny, aren't you? 07:01.372 --> 07:02.654 Because you're a very clever guy. 07:02.954 --> 07:04.135 But you fall for stuff like that. 07:04.475 --> 07:07.558 Like, you fall for those scratch cards they give away in the Sunday magazines. 07:07.838 --> 07:08.799 Well, since when? 07:09.059 --> 07:12.582 Well, don't you remember, like, last year you came in and you thought you'd won a holiday to France? 07:12.642 --> 07:13.283 Yeah, that's right. 07:13.303 --> 07:21.870 Because it fell out of the news of the world, and you didn't realise it was a holiday in a port-a-loo in a specific week, and you had to pay for the flights and cooking and accommodation. 07:22.051 --> 07:22.531 That's quite true. 07:22.551 --> 07:23.552 And there was no running water. 07:23.772 --> 07:24.934 Because I'm hopeful. 07:25.114 --> 07:26.796 I want life to be... You're optimistic. 07:26.856 --> 07:27.017 Okay. 07:27.077 --> 07:28.098 I'm an optimist. 07:28.679 --> 07:29.720 I'm such a jerk. 07:30.021 --> 07:30.361 You're not. 07:30.401 --> 07:38.473 It's just funny that you're an intelligent man, but yet... I was so excited about increasing my penis size as well, and that really had to be a complete scam. 07:38.493 --> 07:39.374 Did it get smaller? 07:39.734 --> 07:40.055 Yeah. 07:41.755 --> 07:44.479 Hey, Joe, we've got a free play right now, and this is something you've brought in. 07:44.499 --> 07:45.180 Would you like to introduce it? 07:45.200 --> 07:46.461 Yeah, this is an exciting new band. 07:46.502 --> 07:48.885 This single comes out in a month or so, I think. 07:48.905 --> 07:51.028 They're called 28 Costumes, aren't they? 07:51.168 --> 07:51.528 Correct. 07:51.769 --> 07:52.029 Yeah. 07:52.309 --> 07:53.811 And this is a really good song. 07:53.852 --> 07:54.272 Check this out. 07:54.292 --> 07:55.293 This is called You Excite Me. 08:08.130 --> 08:29.475 oh dear it was all going so well and then they messed it up on the guitar at the end how embarrassing they fired that guy why do you think they kept it in should have cut that bit out we're joking of course that's 28 costumes hot new band hot new band they remember that name they sounded a little bit like interpol covering suede yeah i think they're playing live uh in london in the next few days and that single comes out in a month or so 08:30.875 --> 08:32.196 Uh, 28 costumes with you excite me. 08:32.396 --> 08:33.377 What now, Adam Buxton? 08:33.517 --> 08:37.360 Well, I thought- I thought we'd play, um, some adverts, Joe, because I'm a big fan. 08:37.380 --> 08:37.940 I love adverts. 08:37.960 --> 08:38.441 I love adverts. 08:38.461 --> 08:39.982 I've got a lot of disposable income. 08:40.222 --> 08:40.802 Yeah, same here. 08:40.902 --> 08:43.084 And... I just need some stuff. 08:43.144 --> 08:45.686 I'm always keen to track down the best in whatever field. 08:45.726 --> 08:46.727 And advice as well. 08:47.047 --> 08:47.327 You know? 08:47.347 --> 08:48.428 About drugs and that kind of thing. 08:48.468 --> 08:49.008 That's right. 08:49.088 --> 08:52.591 Well, that's the kind of thing you can expect from this series of adverts. 08:52.611 --> 08:52.811 William. 08:52.851 --> 08:56.013 And after that, I think we should play Crap Commentary Corner. 08:56.433 --> 08:56.834 Good plan. 08:56.854 --> 08:57.834 So, listeners, stay tuned. 08:59.548 --> 09:22.635 xfm xfm xfm xfm xfm xfm xfm xfm xfm xfm xfm xfm xfm xfm xfm xfm xfm xfm xfm xfm xfm xfm xfm xfm xfm xfm xfm xfm xfm xfm xfm xfm xfm xfm xfm xfm xfm xfm xfm xfm xfm xfm xfm xfm xfm xfm xfm xfm 09:34.063 --> 09:38.947 That's the charlatans with blackened blue eyes. 09:38.987 --> 09:41.229 This is Adam and Jo here on XFM. 09:41.689 --> 09:43.431 It's competition time right now. 09:45.372 --> 09:46.573 It's time to call in. 09:46.653 --> 09:48.314 You could win something amazing. 09:48.334 --> 09:49.035 Let us begin. 09:51.283 --> 09:54.526 Can you guess which film we're playing? 09:54.966 --> 09:58.269 I hear and what they're saying. 09:58.950 --> 10:01.973 Crap commentary corner. 10:02.053 --> 10:06.597 Oh dear, you know, because I've been ill, I watched all Saturday morning telly this morning. 10:06.617 --> 10:06.937 Oh yeah. 10:06.957 --> 10:10.320 Stephen and Holly's Saturday misery fest. 10:10.641 --> 10:11.482 What channel is that on? 10:11.742 --> 10:12.943 ITV, that's dreadful. 10:12.983 --> 10:14.765 Dick and Dom, which is fantastic. 10:15.405 --> 10:17.186 And there's another one, CDUK or something. 10:17.646 --> 10:18.887 They've all got jingles like that. 10:19.147 --> 10:19.547 Have they? 10:19.687 --> 10:22.289 Non-stop, stupidly sung jingles. 10:22.429 --> 10:23.109 Mad jingles. 10:23.289 --> 10:23.630 Yeah. 10:24.010 --> 10:24.910 And we're adding to it. 10:25.230 --> 10:26.431 Well, they ripped us off, man. 10:26.691 --> 10:28.032 That's true, we did it first. 10:28.112 --> 10:31.234 Ministry of Mayhem, they get all their stuff from us. 10:31.414 --> 10:32.835 Anyway, that's another topic of conversation. 10:32.855 --> 10:34.476 It's time to play Crap Commentary Corner. 10:35.096 --> 10:39.098 And at stake, the prize, listeners, is this helicopter flying lesson. 10:39.158 --> 10:39.738 That's right. 10:40.639 --> 10:42.160 Learn how to fly a helicopter. 10:43.151 --> 10:44.692 Who knows when that could come in useful? 10:44.712 --> 10:46.553 At least begin to learn how to fly. 10:46.593 --> 10:49.215 If you join the army, you'll be a step ahead of all the other grunts. 10:49.695 --> 10:54.499 Mainly it's a chance to just be up in a helicopter and have your hand on the flying stick. 10:55.479 --> 10:55.779 You know? 10:56.160 --> 10:56.940 That's exciting. 10:57.701 --> 11:00.543 So this is possibly the most exciting prize we've ever given away. 11:01.283 --> 11:04.866 And it's thanks to 118 and their A-Team campaign. 11:04.906 --> 11:07.929 Because the A-Team went around in a helicopter, didn't they? 11:07.949 --> 11:08.589 Sometimes. 11:08.609 --> 11:11.692 Apart from Mr. T. Because he hated flying, you fool. 11:11.872 --> 11:13.414 I don't like flying, you fool. 11:13.434 --> 11:14.174 No flying fully. 11:15.255 --> 11:15.595 Brilliant. 11:15.956 --> 11:17.697 OK, so let's waste no more time. 11:17.717 --> 11:18.478 The number is 0-8-7-1-222-1049. 11:18.498 --> 11:18.598 0-8-7-1-222-1049. 11:18.698 --> 11:22.381 If you can tell us who this is speaking, what actor or actress, 11:29.147 --> 11:32.636 and what movie this commentary is taken from, but there's a twist this week. 11:33.703 --> 11:34.263 Isn't it, Adam? 11:34.524 --> 11:35.384 Yeah, it's outrageous. 11:35.444 --> 11:37.666 I mean, it is... I would say it's virtually impossible. 11:37.726 --> 11:38.607 It's virtually impossible. 11:38.727 --> 11:45.732 If you get this from this first clip, cos we've adjusted the speed of the voice, it's too easy when listened to at a normal speed. 11:46.412 --> 11:52.476 So we've adjusted the speed of this person's voice, and it makes them sound very, very unlike how they really sound. 11:52.536 --> 11:54.538 And you've made it slower, we should say, obviously. 11:54.618 --> 11:54.958 Yeah, yeah. 11:55.719 --> 11:59.141 And it really has made them sound quite horrifically kind of creepy. 11:59.281 --> 12:01.202 Like a very, very stone tramp. 12:01.403 --> 12:01.663 Yeah. 12:02.243 --> 12:03.224 So have a listen to this, yeah. 12:03.604 --> 12:21.759 I don't know, I read this program that I met with Tony and um well of course everybody loves Tony, he's like craziness but um so I met him and then um I mean I totally like wanted to do it like totally totally totally. 12:21.779 --> 12:23.720 Whoa. 12:23.800 --> 12:31.947 That sounds dreadful and um I think it's not, people need to know I think that it's actually a much younger person than that sounds. 12:31.967 --> 12:32.247 Right. 12:32.748 --> 12:32.968 You know? 12:33.468 --> 12:37.209 OK, well, listen, 0-8-7-1-triple-2-1 on 4-9, and have a guess. 12:37.329 --> 12:40.470 If no-one is getting it, we'll play you the clip at normal speed. 12:40.850 --> 12:45.712 But it's a sort of... The slow one is too hard, and the fast one, and the normal one's too easy. 12:46.812 --> 12:49.053 I don't think the normal one is too easy, you reckon? 12:49.513 --> 12:51.194 OK, well, let's see what comes through from that. 12:51.974 --> 12:53.495 OK, shall we just play it one more time? 12:53.535 --> 12:58.599 Have a listen and listen to what she's talking about, not that that's particularly helpful. 12:58.619 --> 13:05.324 I don't know, I read this program that I met with Tony and, well, of course, everybody loves Tony. 13:05.404 --> 13:14.211 He's like, craziness, but I'm sorry, I met him and then, I mean, I totally, like, honest to it. 13:14.712 --> 13:17.294 Totally, totally, totally. 13:18.174 --> 13:19.335 Everybody loves Tony. 13:19.355 --> 13:20.556 Everybody loves Tony. 13:22.626 --> 13:24.527 So Toni is the person that she worked with. 13:24.547 --> 13:28.147 I think we can tell people that Toni is the person that directed the film she was in. 13:28.587 --> 13:33.149 So think younger, think much younger and... Think Toni. 13:33.649 --> 13:35.369 Think Toni. 13:35.389 --> 13:36.929 08712221049 to win that helicopter flying lesson. 13:37.950 --> 13:39.070 Let's play some more music right now. 13:39.150 --> 13:41.651 Here are the Killers with Mr. Brightside. 13:49.112 --> 13:51.693 Coming out of my cage and I've been doing just fine 13:58.027 --> 13:58.367 I never. 13:59.328 --> 13:59.608 I never. 13:59.628 --> 14:00.508 I never did. 14:00.528 --> 14:01.449 I never done it. 14:01.509 --> 14:01.769 I never. 14:01.789 --> 14:02.229 I never. 14:02.289 --> 14:02.589 I never. 14:02.669 --> 14:02.969 I never. 14:03.390 --> 14:03.650 Not me. 14:03.970 --> 14:04.330 I never. 14:04.530 --> 14:06.691 That was Mr. Brightside. 14:06.851 --> 14:08.112 One of us has got to talk. 14:08.632 --> 14:10.353 We've become one tedious person. 14:10.673 --> 14:12.334 That's the killers with Mr. Brightside. 14:12.694 --> 14:21.738 We have a couple of people on the line now who think that they might know the identity of the slowed down actress that we played before. 14:22.018 --> 14:24.299 Shall we hear the clip just once more before we go to the phones? 14:24.580 --> 14:25.480 Let's hear the creepy clip. 14:26.016 --> 14:32.359 Um, I read this group that I met with Tony and, um, well, of course, everybody loves Tony. 14:32.439 --> 14:34.820 It's like craziness. 14:34.960 --> 14:40.783 But, um, so I met him and then, um, I mean, I totally, like, want to do it. 14:40.803 --> 14:42.984 Totally, totally, totally. 14:43.184 --> 14:44.224 That's frightening, man. 14:44.244 --> 14:47.686 It just sounds like someone with a very badly bashed in jaw. 14:47.886 --> 14:48.226 Yes. 14:48.646 --> 14:49.987 So Maxine, hello, Maxine. 14:50.007 --> 14:50.967 Hello. 14:51.307 --> 14:51.707 How you doing? 14:52.128 --> 14:52.888 Not too bad, you? 14:53.533 --> 14:57.275 Uh, uh, well, temperature, flu, you know, apart from that, very well. 14:57.295 --> 14:57.776 Oh, can I hear that? 14:58.116 --> 14:59.457 Yeah, thanks for your sympathy. 14:59.477 --> 15:03.619 Um, so you reckon you- how come- how come you reckon you know who that is? 15:04.220 --> 15:05.861 It's a stab in the dark, to be honest. 15:05.881 --> 15:06.181 Is it? 15:06.201 --> 15:07.501 I think it's Reese Witherspoon. 15:07.722 --> 15:08.342 Based on what? 15:08.382 --> 15:09.503 No evidence whatsoever? 15:09.943 --> 15:10.663 None whatsoever. 15:10.683 --> 15:11.364 She's female. 15:12.382 --> 15:14.724 You know what, I can understand where Maxine's coming from. 15:14.744 --> 15:15.244 Can you, Adam? 15:15.264 --> 15:16.685 Yeah, because of the overbite. 15:16.705 --> 15:17.605 Do you know what I mean? 15:17.625 --> 15:21.247 You know Reese Witherspoon's got that kind of, um- Oh, she's got a Jimba jaw. 15:21.408 --> 15:22.548 She's got a prominent jaw. 15:22.768 --> 15:25.010 And now, and a Jimba jaw's different from an overbite, though. 15:25.030 --> 15:28.692 Jimba jaw is an underbite, isn't it, like that, with British foreshife. 15:28.932 --> 15:29.792 Right, yeah, yeah. 15:29.812 --> 15:33.955 Whereas an overbite is- It's not all the way around, but- That's just a Chinaman. 15:36.757 --> 15:38.037 Of course I'm being stupid. 15:38.277 --> 15:39.638 He's just being ironic and racist. 15:39.658 --> 15:40.079 I'm being 70s. 15:41.339 --> 15:43.841 But, er, yeah, so, sorry, where were we? 15:44.121 --> 15:45.422 Is that why it's called a jimba jaw? 15:45.522 --> 15:45.763 Yeah. 15:45.863 --> 15:47.284 Isn't it a jimba jaw when a jaw sticks out? 15:47.304 --> 15:48.024 Never heard of that. 15:48.064 --> 15:48.685 That's brilliant. 15:48.765 --> 15:49.485 It sounds right. 15:49.846 --> 15:55.130 So, and you think that, er, Reese Witherspoon's jimba jaw might make her sound a bit sort of, er, strange. 15:55.250 --> 15:56.971 She's the highest paid woman in Hollywood. 15:57.151 --> 15:57.591 She is. 15:57.892 --> 16:00.574 But it's not the correct answer to our competition. 16:00.614 --> 16:01.674 Oh, no. 16:02.015 --> 16:02.615 Sorry about that. 16:02.655 --> 16:03.696 Hey, do you want a prize anyway? 16:04.315 --> 16:04.655 Yeah. 16:04.955 --> 16:05.255 Yeah. 16:05.616 --> 16:08.177 Yeah, you can't go in a helicopter Maxine, I'm sorry about that. 16:08.237 --> 16:10.217 But, um, but you can. 16:10.637 --> 16:11.578 What can she do, Joe? 16:11.698 --> 16:13.979 What about, you could have a Masters of Horror DVD. 16:13.999 --> 16:16.820 Do you like horror? 16:17.120 --> 16:18.481 Maxine, are you a brainy person? 16:19.041 --> 16:20.801 Um, yeah, I'm extremely intellectual. 16:20.841 --> 16:21.942 Are you a bit arty as well? 16:22.762 --> 16:23.503 Er, yeah. 16:23.583 --> 16:38.455 Maybe you'd like a copy of Gus Van Sant's Last Days video, cos it is, I mean it is, I was only joking before, er, it's certainly ponderous, I'll say that much for it, but it is kind of, there's lots of brilliant things about it, and it is whatever he says, kind of based on the last days of Kurt Cobain. 16:38.776 --> 16:40.297 So it's well worth seeing if you'd like that. 16:40.317 --> 16:41.358 Do you want that Maxine? 16:41.638 --> 16:42.779 That would be lovely, thank you. 16:42.799 --> 16:43.239 Hurrah! 16:43.259 --> 16:43.759 Hurrah! 16:43.819 --> 16:44.720 Thank you very much for calling. 16:44.740 --> 16:45.220 Good guess. 16:45.400 --> 16:46.121 Yeah, very good guess. 16:46.141 --> 16:47.301 But it's not Witherspoon. 16:47.321 --> 16:48.982 We've got a second caller, Rael on the line. 16:49.002 --> 16:49.623 Hello, Rael. 16:50.143 --> 16:50.884 Hello, there. 16:50.964 --> 16:52.104 Am I saying your name right? 16:52.244 --> 16:52.845 Rael or Rael? 16:52.865 --> 16:53.665 Like a train track. 16:53.765 --> 16:54.526 Oh, Rael, right. 16:54.566 --> 16:56.127 Not like one of the demons in Ghostbusters. 16:56.187 --> 16:57.147 Are you British, Rael? 16:57.908 --> 16:59.249 I am, that's why I'm English, yeah. 16:59.449 --> 17:00.289 British, Rael. 17:00.309 --> 17:01.430 Lots of people call you British, Rael. 17:01.450 --> 17:02.651 I've never heard that before, actually. 17:02.671 --> 17:03.131 Have you not? 17:03.471 --> 17:03.891 I'm the king! 17:03.971 --> 17:04.392 It's amazing. 17:04.432 --> 17:06.673 People always say that all the time, but that never happens. 17:06.853 --> 17:07.293 It's weird. 17:07.333 --> 17:08.254 Rael, what do you do for a living? 17:08.734 --> 17:09.555 Are you a student, or? 17:10.111 --> 17:11.151 I'm actually unemployed right now. 17:11.372 --> 17:12.372 No, that's wrong. 17:12.412 --> 17:12.832 What are your skills? 17:12.852 --> 17:14.593 I was buying for my job a few days ago. 17:14.813 --> 17:15.453 Let's get you a job. 17:15.473 --> 17:16.294 What are your skills? 17:16.334 --> 17:17.194 You could be a train driver. 17:17.214 --> 17:19.415 I tell you what your skill might be. 17:19.655 --> 17:21.956 Your skill is recognising slowed down voices. 17:22.496 --> 17:23.657 That is my skill. 17:23.997 --> 17:26.298 Is there a place in society for someone with that skill? 17:27.933 --> 17:28.294 Who knows? 17:28.494 --> 17:28.994 Who knows? 17:29.234 --> 17:32.796 What was your mental process with the competition, Rael? 17:32.936 --> 17:37.398 Well, my mental process was, I had heard the commentary in question and therefore recognised it instantly. 17:37.538 --> 17:40.440 No, you're joking. 17:40.680 --> 17:42.121 Man, you are unemployed, aren't you? 17:42.141 --> 17:43.121 You're a nerd! 17:43.522 --> 17:45.162 Have you seriously heard it? 17:45.202 --> 17:46.143 Yeah, yeah, I have. 17:46.363 --> 17:51.726 Well, it's because, to be honest, I heard it in my job while I was doing some work on the film, so I heard it, you know? 17:52.086 --> 17:53.707 You've worked on this film? 17:53.727 --> 17:55.408 Yeah, in a very simple manner. 17:55.488 --> 17:56.068 This is good. 17:56.088 --> 17:57.529 I've been syncing up the commentary. 17:57.749 --> 17:58.189 So who is it? 17:58.269 --> 18:04.933 It's Dakota Fanning, and she's doing a commentary on Man on Fire, talking about Tony Scott, the director of the film. 18:05.613 --> 18:05.933 Brilliant. 18:05.993 --> 18:09.215 So should we hear the... can we be bothered to hear the clips? 18:09.255 --> 18:16.339 Yeah, let's hear the slowdown version just one more time to remind people of how creepy it is, and the brilliance of Rael's deductive reasoning and memory powers. 18:16.479 --> 18:22.961 I don't know, I read the script and then I met with Tony and, um, well correct, everybody loves Tony. 18:23.021 --> 18:27.162 He's like, craziness, but, um... Oh, that's so frightening. 18:27.222 --> 18:28.003 It is like craziness. 18:28.363 --> 18:29.843 Can we hear it at normal speed now? 18:29.963 --> 18:32.104 And here it is, ladies and gentlemen, at normal speed. 18:32.504 --> 18:36.766 I read the script and then I met with Tony and, um, well correct, everybody loves Tony. 18:36.786 --> 18:42.847 He's like, craziness, but, um, sorry, I met him and then, um, I mean, I totally, like, wanted to do it. 18:42.888 --> 18:44.228 Like, totally, totally, totally. 18:44.594 --> 18:46.677 Now that one sounds like the freaky version, doesn't it? 18:46.697 --> 18:47.558 The munchkin version. 18:47.698 --> 18:48.278 But that's real. 18:48.319 --> 18:49.820 That's the way that Dakota speaks. 18:50.041 --> 18:51.362 Being ve- being very young. 18:51.382 --> 18:52.223 Like totally. 18:52.604 --> 18:53.264 Like totally. 18:53.324 --> 18:56.008 So Royal, what did you- what sort of work did you do on Man on Fire? 18:56.488 --> 19:06.490 It was very simple, basically just the transfer job, taking the sound from one source and putting it onto another source so that for the DVD... You mean you burnt off a CD of the soundtrack for one of your mates? 19:06.851 --> 19:13.312 I stole it and I listened to it on a daily basis, just because I really enjoyed hearing the case, and talking about the kind of clothes she was wearing in the film for two hours. 19:13.632 --> 19:16.873 So you were responsible for making sure it all synced up? 19:17.475 --> 19:19.297 Basically, that's it, yeah, yeah. 19:19.317 --> 19:23.681 The disturbing thing about Dakota Fanning on that commentary track is she talks exactly like an adult. 19:24.102 --> 19:27.966 She doesn't just talk, she obviously spends too much time with adults, she doesn't- No, you're right, you're absolutely right. 19:28.146 --> 19:32.390 And she laughs like an adult, she's got this laugh of, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. 19:33.011 --> 19:36.854 Like that, seriously, obviously it's a bit higher pitch than that, but it's like, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. 19:37.235 --> 19:38.917 Yeah, well that's just a horse noise, isn't it, Rayo? 19:39.781 --> 19:41.342 That's right, yeah, a bit of mother hoist noise. 19:41.382 --> 19:42.263 I couldn't really do an impression. 19:42.283 --> 19:44.365 So listen, Rael, congratulations, thanks for calling in. 19:44.525 --> 19:45.566 You're going in a helicopter. 19:45.586 --> 19:46.766 You're going in a helicopter. 19:46.786 --> 19:48.348 Do you want that prize or will that frighten you? 19:49.028 --> 19:50.790 That sounds, you know, pretty exciting to me. 19:50.930 --> 19:52.091 I'll be up for helicopter action, yeah. 19:52.271 --> 19:54.352 You definitely, but listen, man, this is a big prize. 19:54.392 --> 19:56.994 You can't just take the prize and then just not do it, okay? 19:57.355 --> 19:58.315 You have to do it, man. 19:58.776 --> 20:00.637 I think you've got to call us and tell us what it was like. 20:00.657 --> 20:01.318 On any basis, you know. 20:01.558 --> 20:02.218 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 20:02.839 --> 20:04.580 It's, you're going in a whirlybird. 20:05.101 --> 20:05.641 Whirlybird. 20:05.841 --> 20:06.682 That's what they call them. 20:06.702 --> 20:08.023 I haven't called it like that. 20:08.874 --> 20:12.116 It's going to be amazing, Rell, and please, would you let us know how it went? 20:13.117 --> 20:16.318 And I hope you have a fantastic time, and thank you very much for calling in. 20:16.479 --> 20:22.042 Especially let us know how it goes if the... Don't say anything like that at all. 20:22.062 --> 20:23.162 It's just been a heavy landing. 20:23.403 --> 20:24.183 Oh, fine. 20:24.223 --> 20:24.863 We'll be back soon. 20:26.044 --> 20:31.087 XFM This is XFM This is XFM XFM XFM 20:40.282 --> 21:02.597 The load I'm takin' Just make amends The gold line's gonna tell me where the light is The light is, the light is The light is, the light is La la la la la la La la la la Love music, love music Love XFM 21:11.078 --> 21:30.996 that's nice yeah that's a free play there shouldn't really have played it out of the break joe that's not on isn't it no it's not allowed so i might be fired for that sorry xfm bosses but it is a lovely song uh it's captain beefheart my head is my only house unless it rains and see they're pointing out that we were talking about jim but yours earlier that will young has the most prominent jim but your in pop 21:32.037 --> 21:32.317 Yeah. 21:32.597 --> 21:35.198 The jimba jaw, it must be a sign of power or something. 21:35.278 --> 21:35.638 Do you think? 21:35.678 --> 21:36.398 Confidence, yeah. 21:36.418 --> 21:41.139 If you can put your best jaw forward, it means that people are going to believe in what you have to peddle. 21:42.280 --> 21:43.820 Because he's a very successful man. 21:43.960 --> 21:47.921 And you know, I just can't get over the fact that Witherspoon is the highest paid woman in Hollywood. 21:48.601 --> 21:49.421 It's anybody's game. 21:49.601 --> 21:50.422 It's extraordinary. 21:50.462 --> 21:51.762 What has she done to deserve that? 21:52.452 --> 21:55.494 Walk the Line is her most celebrated role, correct? 21:56.114 --> 22:00.317 Otherwise it's Legally Blonde 1 and 2 and... Well, she's in Election, right? 22:00.337 --> 22:01.758 That's really good. 22:01.818 --> 22:02.539 She was really good. 22:02.579 --> 22:03.179 And Freeway. 22:03.219 --> 22:03.980 Isn't she in Freeway? 22:04.000 --> 22:04.800 That's really good as well. 22:04.840 --> 22:16.588 I mean, I know she's a talented actress, obviously, but she's one of those people a bit like, this is a controversial point of view, but a bit like Johnny Depp, who's basically been in a lot of films that I really couldn't be bothered to watch from start to finish. 22:16.808 --> 22:17.609 You know what I mean? 22:18.269 --> 22:21.872 Anyway, let's move from one controversial topic to another. 22:22.492 --> 22:24.473 Well, it's not really controversial, it's sort of tragic. 22:24.873 --> 22:33.177 The drug trials, obviously we don't want to poke fun at anyone involved or... No, this is a deeply serious and horrible story, but we would like to talk a bit about the way the press have covered it. 22:33.457 --> 22:35.438 Yeah, it was just very weird. 22:35.578 --> 22:48.385 So what we're going to say now is actually nothing to do with the appalling predicament of the people themselves, but we're specifically addressing the papers and the sensationalist tone with which they covered it, as if 22:49.005 --> 22:51.827 it was some sort of Marvel superhero of a origin story. 22:52.207 --> 23:00.532 Basically the story was so horrific that people, that the media just got in a complete excitement about it. 23:00.892 --> 23:03.894 Just thought, wow, this is like Jacob's ladder or something. 23:03.914 --> 23:04.354 You know what I mean? 23:04.815 --> 23:06.716 I mean, it's most like Jacob's ladder, isn't it? 23:07.634 --> 23:28.888 yeah don't you think no i'm saying in in theme and uh fear factor so what what the idea being that they were trying to turn it into like something out of a movie yeah they were playing on people's fears and and uh exploiting the fact and mental images that people already have in their heads like elephant man references and stuff like that yeah exactly when nobody actually knows what the truth is of what went on in there 23:29.108 --> 23:33.149 No, and of course there's no photographs to corroborate any of that kind of, uh, scrawl. 23:33.589 --> 23:40.911 But they had these interviewees, like the, the, one of the poor blokes, his girlfriend was talking about, uh, going in and seeing him, she was very tearful. 23:41.452 --> 23:52.055 And she was the one that was using these phrases, like the, he was like the elephant man, he was so puffy, she couldn't bear to look at him, and she was, like, whispering in his ear for him, saying, come on, get your cells to regenerate. 23:52.415 --> 23:55.796 And all these sort of lines that more or less could have been lifted out of a film. 23:56.656 --> 23:58.557 They must have been just rubbing their hands with glee. 23:58.877 --> 24:05.759 I saw BBC News 24 running the interview with his girlfriend quite a lot and they ran it really long as well. 24:06.540 --> 24:14.043 They were just sort of thinking, wow, people are going to be freaking out over the ideas and the mental images that this horrific stuff is conjuring. 24:14.503 --> 24:15.603 And they really milked it. 24:15.643 --> 24:17.344 Did you say that some paper had 24:18.244 --> 24:21.327 Um, reported someone as saying that one of their heads exploded? 24:21.527 --> 24:25.530 Yeah, that headline in the sun was, uh, I saw man's head explode. 24:25.770 --> 24:26.831 That's insane! 24:26.891 --> 24:30.113 Then I turned inside and there was no reference to a head exploding. 24:30.353 --> 24:30.994 No, of course not. 24:31.014 --> 24:32.935 It was just swelling fast. 24:33.076 --> 24:33.516 Yeah, yeah. 24:33.576 --> 24:34.937 That's not exploding, is it? 24:35.217 --> 24:35.658 Misery. 24:35.798 --> 24:37.059 I was thinking scanners. 24:37.719 --> 24:38.379 Yeah, exactly. 24:38.399 --> 24:38.699 You know? 24:39.360 --> 24:39.940 That's crazy. 24:39.960 --> 24:42.561 Anyway, I think there's been some sensationalist reporting there. 24:42.741 --> 24:43.482 It's outrageous. 24:43.702 --> 24:53.586 Anyway, the latest news I checked this morning was that there are now just two men who are remaining critically ill, so I do hope that they improve very quickly. 24:53.806 --> 24:56.247 But what's going to happen to drug trials themselves now? 24:56.267 --> 25:02.470 Because presumably they will have to continue testing drugs on humans at some, you know, at some level. 25:03.070 --> 25:04.611 But who's going to volunteer for them? 25:05.391 --> 25:20.546 um and i guess they're just gonna have to make it really worth your while like pay you a load of money would you ever go up for one now no would you definitely not not even if they offered you like 20 000 no no no no no i'd never do that 25:20.626 --> 25:21.887 But you never would in the first place. 25:21.967 --> 25:23.589 Robert Rodriguez did it, didn't he? 25:23.609 --> 25:28.814 The guy that directed El Mariachi and Spy Kids and Sin City. 25:28.934 --> 25:29.134 Yeah. 25:29.395 --> 25:32.477 He famously started his movie career by being a human guinea pig. 25:32.638 --> 25:32.878 Right. 25:33.118 --> 25:35.580 That's how he raised the money for his first low budget film. 25:36.161 --> 25:38.382 Yeah, well I, you know, I've met lots of people. 25:38.402 --> 25:41.903 There's always students and people who are doing drug trials and stuff like that. 25:42.383 --> 25:45.824 Not those kind of drug trials, but medical ones. 25:46.725 --> 25:53.107 And I always marveled, I must say, at the mentality of someone who would do that, because you just think that is freaky. 25:53.307 --> 25:59.929 But the thing is, they are mainly assured that the worst symptoms they will experience are things like headaches and a bit of nausea. 26:00.349 --> 26:01.970 Apart from that, they're okay, generally. 26:02.910 --> 26:08.635 Anyway, I hope they all improve, you know, and get better, that kind of thing. 26:09.195 --> 26:10.896 But oh dear, misery. 26:11.276 --> 26:13.258 Okie doke, let's play some more music now. 26:13.738 --> 26:17.021 And this is the Arctic Monkeys, When the Sun Goes Down. 26:30.230 --> 26:31.471 They're like a sensation. 26:31.572 --> 26:33.093 That's a band called the Funky Monkeys. 26:33.494 --> 26:34.315 They're very big. 26:34.535 --> 26:35.016 Very big. 26:35.036 --> 26:35.636 If you're young. 26:35.656 --> 26:36.677 And did you know? 26:36.958 --> 26:37.518 And did you know? 26:37.538 --> 26:37.779 What? 26:37.799 --> 26:39.781 That they never had any publicity. 26:40.061 --> 26:40.462 Oh. 26:40.542 --> 26:40.662 No. 26:40.882 --> 26:42.284 And it spread through the internet. 26:42.304 --> 26:42.845 On the internet. 26:42.885 --> 26:43.285 Did you know? 26:43.305 --> 26:43.345 No. 26:43.525 --> 26:44.807 That it spread through the internet. 26:44.827 --> 26:45.568 They're very spotty. 26:45.708 --> 26:46.689 They're very spotty. 26:46.929 --> 26:48.912 I think they're marvelous. 26:48.972 --> 26:49.152 Yes. 26:49.572 --> 27:10.868 yes so listen we've had a number of calls and texts giving it telling us a fact that we didn't previously know that apparently since the horrific events in that drug testing center applications for drug trials have rocketed up thousands of people are now applying because because the newspapers have told them that they get you get paid two grand yeah and they're thinking two grand good deal yeah I'll have some of that 27:11.508 --> 27:13.031 But it's too weird. 27:13.091 --> 27:13.992 It's not enough. 27:14.433 --> 27:14.794 Surely. 27:14.814 --> 27:15.315 Very strange. 27:15.655 --> 27:18.480 Anyway, I guess it's good that they're getting to test their drugs. 27:18.881 --> 27:20.424 Yeah, thanks to Chris who texted that in. 27:20.464 --> 27:21.325 And who was that on the phone? 27:22.614 --> 27:23.434 Somebody call Les. 27:23.675 --> 27:24.415 Les, thanks, Les. 27:24.455 --> 27:25.355 Yeah, that's fascinating. 27:25.675 --> 27:28.477 What strange, er, people people are. 27:28.737 --> 27:29.377 People are strange. 27:29.397 --> 27:30.858 This is a brilliant point, Joe. 27:30.878 --> 27:32.359 Yeah, you never thought that. 27:32.759 --> 27:33.419 People are strange. 27:33.439 --> 27:35.280 I was just thinking, people are weird. 27:35.480 --> 27:36.681 The world's a weird place. 27:36.801 --> 27:37.301 I'll tell you what. 27:37.501 --> 27:38.201 I'll tell you what, Joe. 27:38.842 --> 27:41.003 Erm, there's now stranger than folk. 27:41.183 --> 27:41.943 Oh, yeah. 27:42.323 --> 27:42.443 Yeah. 27:42.463 --> 27:44.144 That's not the, er, correct phrase, yeah. 27:46.065 --> 27:46.485 Right then. 27:47.086 --> 27:50.648 We'll be back shortly and launching our text competition for the second hour. 27:50.668 --> 27:57.872 We've still got lots of amazing prizes to give away and great music to play and there's still so much to live for here on XFM. 27:59.514 --> 27:59.954 XFM. 28:04.036 --> 28:04.677 Love music. 28:05.597 --> 28:06.158 Love XFM. 28:35.019 --> 28:35.840 This is XFM. 28:36.441 --> 28:47.217 What are you going on about Joe? 28:50.319 --> 28:50.479 What? 28:50.499 --> 28:51.420 I'm just reading a mag. 28:51.900 --> 28:53.141 What, are you talking about the bathroom? 28:53.161 --> 28:53.761 That sounded interesting. 28:53.781 --> 28:55.662 That was Coldplay, by the way, with the hardest part. 28:55.682 --> 28:56.823 Yeah, it's not interesting, trust me. 28:57.143 --> 28:58.825 The bot- it sounded amazing. 28:58.945 --> 28:59.565 What are you reading? 29:00.165 --> 29:00.986 Telegraph Magazine. 29:01.066 --> 29:04.328 Can I say hello to, uh, the builders that are doing my, um, kitchen? 29:04.648 --> 29:05.469 No, you can't. 29:05.509 --> 29:07.150 Lee and Will and Danny. 29:07.590 --> 29:08.731 You got Lee around? 29:08.771 --> 29:09.852 Yeah, you know Lee Adam. 29:09.872 --> 29:10.092 Yeah. 29:10.112 --> 29:11.293 They're doing such good work. 29:11.733 --> 29:15.615 They found some asbestos this morning and yesterday they found an old rat's nest in a skeleton. 29:15.715 --> 29:16.556 I bet they planted it. 29:16.736 --> 29:17.377 They're fearless. 29:17.617 --> 29:18.077 They planted it. 29:18.277 --> 29:19.838 They don't care, they just tear it out. 29:19.858 --> 29:21.219 Typical Lee, that's classic Lee. 29:21.239 --> 29:24.121 Do you think, can't the asbestos stick another ground on? 29:24.181 --> 29:25.542 Ooh, bad news, I'm afraid, Joe. 29:25.582 --> 29:27.063 Found a bit of asbestos in there. 29:27.603 --> 29:28.184 Ooh, dear. 29:28.224 --> 29:29.504 No, there's a skeleton down there. 29:29.584 --> 29:30.565 Ooh, dear, rats. 29:30.865 --> 29:31.726 You're so cynical. 29:32.026 --> 29:33.187 He'll never work for you again. 29:33.587 --> 29:34.228 He's brilliant, Lee. 29:34.308 --> 29:34.888 He's a genius. 29:35.268 --> 29:35.789 He's a genius! 29:35.829 --> 29:37.570 Anyway, it's time for text competition, listeners. 29:37.910 --> 29:50.259 The text number is 83XFM, 83XFM, and the winner of this text competition will get a pair of tickets to see the Dead Sixties, or a Gus Van Sant DVD of Last Days, or a Masters of Horror DVD. 29:51.383 --> 29:52.544 So what's the competition, Ad? 29:53.264 --> 29:57.647 Well, this is a competition that I imagine might have been done before in the world. 29:58.207 --> 30:07.513 But I was struck by a humorously named shop in a small village that I visited the other day in Norfolk. 30:08.093 --> 30:12.616 And it's a shop that specializes in dyeing all kinds of fabric, OK? 30:13.556 --> 30:15.998 So it's called We Dye to Please. 30:16.738 --> 30:42.811 nice well not not really i was thinking i was thinking if you're gonna have a shop that specializes in dying and you can you've got all those puns available to you yeah why would you settle for we die to please pretty much anything would be better than that no but you don't want to make people think they're gonna die really yeah because i was today oh well you do i was thinking it'd be better if it was called we're all gonna die someone that one would shop there would they not 30:43.746 --> 30:44.907 What about live and let die? 30:45.307 --> 30:45.867 That's better. 30:46.048 --> 30:47.349 That's good. 30:47.389 --> 30:49.510 That's better than we die to please, surely. 30:49.530 --> 30:50.691 How about this? 30:51.011 --> 30:52.152 Died and gone to heaven. 30:53.113 --> 30:53.653 That's good. 30:53.773 --> 30:54.073 Yeah? 30:54.734 --> 30:55.915 Or what about this? 30:56.395 --> 30:57.536 You've got to die sometime. 30:57.916 --> 30:58.216 Yeah. 30:58.416 --> 30:59.577 That's not quite so good, is it? 30:59.597 --> 31:01.478 Because that, again, makes you think of mortality. 31:02.639 --> 31:10.165 But anyway, so basically, I'm curious to hear either, maybe not real shop puns that people have seen, 31:10.965 --> 31:13.387 Although if they're very good, I would be curious to hear them. 31:13.687 --> 31:19.471 But I want people to make up some good shot puns, because it's an enjoyable pastime, making up shot puns. 31:19.571 --> 31:21.592 Right, we've had one already, Cheeses of Nazareth. 31:21.712 --> 31:22.633 That's an old one, isn't it? 31:23.033 --> 31:23.654 That is old. 31:23.734 --> 31:26.415 Maybe this is an insane competition, isn't it? 31:26.796 --> 31:29.618 But here's a few real shot puns that actually exist. 31:29.658 --> 31:37.703 I was looking for these on the internet, and I found out that there is a book, a whole book dedicated to these, which is called Shop Horror, which I believe that Richard and Judy talked about on their show. 31:38.143 --> 31:39.884 So here's a bit more publicity for Shop Horror. 31:41.706 --> 32:10.227 come on Richard and Judy's excellent yeah it is yes it is it's one of the best shows on TV okay for a hairdresser's okay these are real real ones curl up and die obviously that's a famous one the lunatic fringe quite good clipped to mania that's just mad what are you you could be more enthusiastic about these like being honest just cheer for some of these okay how about this a flower shop Austin wait you haven't even heard it yet Austin flowers did 32:11.047 --> 32:11.933 Like Austin Powers. 32:11.994 --> 32:12.236 Yes! 32:14.082 --> 32:14.602 How about this? 32:14.922 --> 32:17.404 Pizza delivery place called Pizza The Action. 32:17.424 --> 32:19.044 Oh, I love that phrase generally. 32:19.064 --> 32:20.105 Cos it's like piece of the action. 32:20.125 --> 32:22.686 That's a phrase people use in newspapers all the time. 32:22.746 --> 32:23.426 Yeah, that's true. 32:23.647 --> 32:25.067 Grab a piece of the action. 32:25.087 --> 32:25.848 How about this? 32:25.968 --> 32:27.909 Chinese place called Walk This Way. 32:27.929 --> 32:28.749 That's good. 32:28.949 --> 32:29.229 Nice. 32:29.489 --> 32:29.689 Yeah. 32:29.830 --> 32:32.331 For this one, Thai food, Bo Thai. 32:33.411 --> 32:33.511 Oh. 32:33.531 --> 32:33.811 Yeah? 32:34.092 --> 32:34.412 Yeah. 32:34.532 --> 32:36.353 And it's Bo, it's spelt B-E-A-U. 32:36.593 --> 32:37.233 Quite good. 32:38.254 --> 32:42.876 And I was thinking for a restaurant that didn't serve Thai food, how about Thai The Knot? 32:44.292 --> 32:46.232 Because it doesn't serve Thai food. 32:46.592 --> 32:46.832 Yeah. 32:47.233 --> 32:48.593 OK, here's another real one. 32:48.793 --> 32:49.353 Curtain shop. 32:49.733 --> 32:50.893 It's curtains for you. 32:50.913 --> 32:51.833 Oh, brilliant. 32:51.853 --> 32:52.694 That's good, isn't it? 32:52.794 --> 32:54.434 Again, the customer's dead. 32:55.554 --> 32:56.014 Yeah. 32:56.754 --> 32:58.515 You just like to execute your customers. 32:58.535 --> 32:59.295 No, they're not going to. 32:59.315 --> 33:00.355 You're not going to think about that. 33:00.395 --> 33:02.616 I'm not going to go in there because they're threatening to kill me. 33:03.016 --> 33:04.076 I just want some curtains. 33:05.176 --> 33:06.136 Shoe repair place. 33:06.396 --> 33:07.316 Cobblers to you. 33:07.757 --> 33:08.477 Cobblers to you. 33:08.517 --> 33:09.057 That's good. 33:09.237 --> 33:09.997 It's aggressive. 33:10.157 --> 33:28.269 yeah it's a bit aggressive but you know very aggressive high street exactly tanning salon cosmopolitan that's dreadful isn't it that is rubbish on no level is that good no that's a real one that's a real one are these all real that so far those were all real except for thai the knot for a restaurant that doesn't serve thai food 33:29.049 --> 33:44.455 So I want people to come it come up with some names for example I thought maybe I could limit the competition to give it some parameters Come up with names for you've got a choice of three a key cutters your eyes a chiropractors 33:46.562 --> 33:47.563 or a laundrette. 33:48.163 --> 33:49.204 Say once more, key cutters? 33:49.304 --> 33:49.964 Key cutters. 33:50.405 --> 33:50.645 Yeah. 33:50.845 --> 33:51.766 Chiropractors. 33:52.346 --> 33:52.886 C-H-I. 33:53.066 --> 33:54.647 Chiropractor is like a back doctor. 33:54.667 --> 33:54.948 Chiropractor. 33:54.988 --> 33:56.148 How do you spell that? 33:56.589 --> 33:57.810 C-H-I-R-O. 33:58.010 --> 33:58.410 Practor. 33:59.611 --> 34:00.611 Or a laundrette. 34:01.352 --> 34:02.773 Okay, key cutter, chiropractor, laundrette. 34:02.813 --> 34:04.374 Okay, I'm gonna have a think during the next record. 34:04.414 --> 34:05.815 I want some punny names for those. 34:06.535 --> 34:08.197 And, uh, see this is real radio. 34:08.437 --> 34:09.477 Yeah, is it? 34:09.577 --> 34:09.998 Puns. 34:10.998 --> 34:12.860 Puns, that's what radio's all about. 34:13.180 --> 34:14.241 It's Adam and Joe on XFM. 34:14.281 --> 34:14.921 Is it music now? 34:15.161 --> 34:16.322 It's music time! 34:16.566 --> 34:16.691 MMMMM 34:26.590 --> 34:47.351 editors with munich uh this is adam and joe here on a saturday afternoon it's a glorious saturday afternoon it is look at that glorious if only it would stay it's getting a bit ludicrous the coldness don't you think joke yeah and it certainly has got it because cold doesn't actually give you a cold does it no but the extreme temperature changes do yeah 34:48.212 --> 34:50.454 and it just makes you more susceptible. 34:50.654 --> 34:52.376 How are you feeling anyway, Joe Cornish? 34:52.396 --> 34:57.140 I'm okay, I've taken anodin full strength caps, yeah? 34:57.360 --> 35:00.522 And I feel alright, I feel like, more powerful than usual. 35:00.703 --> 35:04.005 Are you a ibuprofen man or a paracetamol man? 35:04.025 --> 35:05.567 I don't know what you're talking about. 35:05.767 --> 35:11.031 Would you go for, what are they called, what are the really strong painkillers called? 35:12.733 --> 35:14.154 Well there's paracetamol or... 35:15.535 --> 35:16.776 Well, come on, thickies! 35:17.076 --> 35:17.616 What's the other one? 35:17.636 --> 35:18.917 You can't all be as thick as I am. 35:19.037 --> 35:20.358 Oh, I'd be profan, you're right. 35:20.478 --> 35:20.858 I'd be profan. 35:20.878 --> 35:26.121 I'd be profan the opposite of... Anyway, listen, we're getting these, er, we're getting these text ideas in, Adam Buxton. 35:26.141 --> 35:26.781 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 35:26.801 --> 35:27.041 OK. 35:27.402 --> 35:32.204 So here, shall I give you a little quick sample of some of the level of, er, ideas we're getting? 35:32.224 --> 35:36.126 You sound a little angry with me there, as if I've launched a bad competition. 35:36.266 --> 35:37.467 I don't know, I don't know, you know. 35:37.787 --> 35:44.471 Well, I think it's difficult for people to stay, er, you know, within your parameters of key cutters, choropractors and laundrettes. 35:44.651 --> 35:46.814 I thought it would be good to impose some parameters. 35:46.854 --> 35:47.815 Has that backfired? 35:48.295 --> 35:53.281 Nazia in Manor Park has an idea for a chiropractors called We've Got Your Back. 35:54.821 --> 35:55.501 That's quite good. 35:55.701 --> 35:56.101 Why is that? 35:56.181 --> 36:03.063 Cos it means, like, we've got your back, like, we're looking after you, we're watching out for you, but at the same time, quite literally, you come on. 36:03.643 --> 36:04.043 You understand that. 36:04.063 --> 36:06.364 I've never heard the phrase, uh, uh, we've got your back. 36:06.444 --> 36:08.245 Oh, come on, that's a very popular phrase. 36:08.305 --> 36:09.485 Is that amongst cops or something? 36:09.685 --> 36:10.685 Nah, just I've got your back. 36:10.705 --> 36:12.366 It just means I'm looking out for you, yeah. 36:12.786 --> 36:16.727 I've got your back, you can go into the drug den now, I'll shoot any drug people that come out. 36:17.347 --> 36:17.967 Spine thrillers. 36:17.987 --> 36:18.628 Spine thrillers. 36:18.648 --> 36:19.568 What's that? 36:20.889 --> 36:21.349 What? 36:21.390 --> 36:23.671 Just reading what people have sent. 36:23.791 --> 36:27.813 Abby, can I suggest spine tinglers would be better than spine thrillers? 36:29.034 --> 36:30.235 A key cut is called copy cuts. 36:31.514 --> 36:52.612 just quite good copy cuts is quite good yeah it's quite good come on yeah yeah or uh you know spine thrillers just call it spine box can't read that out has he got a dirty one no it's just bad come on read a bad one uh for key cutters a bit of new key and then in brackets he's put the word nookie 36:55.304 --> 36:58.005 I thought he was talking about the place. 36:59.727 --> 37:03.209 An air conditioning shop called Don't Cool Us, Will Cool You. 37:03.229 --> 37:06.371 Yeah, yeah, well that's good. 37:06.411 --> 37:07.992 That probably just exists though, doesn't it? 37:09.093 --> 37:10.214 Some of these are quite painful. 37:10.794 --> 37:11.915 This is a rubbish competition. 37:12.916 --> 37:13.736 I apologise. 37:14.177 --> 37:15.898 Hey, this is quite good. 37:16.098 --> 37:16.258 What? 37:16.498 --> 37:16.998 No it's not. 37:17.219 --> 37:18.620 It looked quite good at first. 37:18.880 --> 37:23.283 A key cutters would be called Little Shop of Lockers. 37:24.867 --> 37:25.127 What? 37:25.588 --> 37:27.389 That's supposed to sound like Little Shop of Horrors. 37:27.769 --> 37:29.110 Horrors doesn't sound like lockers. 37:29.130 --> 37:30.892 You may as well call it Star Wars Keys. 37:31.552 --> 37:32.653 Yeah. 37:32.733 --> 37:33.514 Or King Keys. 37:34.375 --> 37:35.155 Burglars King. 37:35.456 --> 37:36.917 Key cutters called Burglars King. 37:36.977 --> 37:37.257 What? 37:37.277 --> 37:38.758 That's quite good, isn't it? 37:38.778 --> 37:39.299 Like Burger King? 37:39.319 --> 37:39.919 Yeah. 37:40.279 --> 37:42.221 What's the guy- it's got nothing to do with keys! 37:42.982 --> 37:45.664 I thought a good name for a key cutters would be- I'll cut you. 37:47.578 --> 37:48.078 I'll cut you. 37:48.098 --> 37:49.199 That's a bit threatening, isn't it? 37:49.459 --> 37:50.260 Or, Cutters Way. 37:50.840 --> 37:51.181 Cutters Way. 37:51.201 --> 37:52.401 Very good Jeff Bridges film. 37:52.662 --> 37:53.962 Well, you set the competition. 37:53.982 --> 37:56.344 We're all trying our best to make you happy. 37:56.364 --> 37:57.605 I know, I know. 37:57.685 --> 38:00.327 Listen, I'm going to try and come up with some decent ones. 38:00.347 --> 38:01.247 That are actually good. 38:01.307 --> 38:01.508 Yeah. 38:01.768 --> 38:03.469 We've had a couple of good ones in there already. 38:03.509 --> 38:05.030 There's some good ones being sent in. 38:05.090 --> 38:05.510 Jeepers. 38:05.790 --> 38:06.791 Cutters Way. 38:07.332 --> 38:09.333 Look, I've got an excuse and I've got a temperature. 38:09.353 --> 38:10.214 Yeah, OK. 38:10.254 --> 38:11.034 You're healthy. 38:11.294 --> 38:12.195 Here's Jack Johnson. 38:28.545 --> 38:32.227 We're going to a few more of our competition entries. 38:32.247 --> 38:32.967 Are we back on? 38:33.007 --> 38:33.607 Yeah, we're back on. 38:33.627 --> 38:34.607 I'm blowing my nose, though. 38:34.667 --> 38:36.148 Go on, it's candid. 38:36.968 --> 38:38.729 You don't have to blow it right in the mic. 38:38.829 --> 38:39.089 I didn't. 38:40.069 --> 38:41.189 I've got multicoloured tissues. 38:41.430 --> 38:41.770 Have you? 38:41.790 --> 38:42.390 It's brilliant. 38:42.410 --> 38:43.770 You never know what colour the next one will be. 38:43.790 --> 38:45.711 Do you remember when that was exciting? 38:46.091 --> 38:48.552 When I was a child, multicoloured tissues were really exciting. 38:48.572 --> 38:50.372 Were you genuinely excited by multicoloured tissues? 38:50.392 --> 38:51.793 Green, purple, pink, what's it going to be? 38:52.312 --> 38:56.614 But they should have ones with different levels of, um, you know, different textures. 38:57.014 --> 39:00.215 Some of them should be really rough, and some should be very smooth. 39:00.315 --> 39:01.216 Why would that be good? 39:01.236 --> 39:02.436 That's not a good idea, is it? 39:02.476 --> 39:02.676 Yeah. 39:02.976 --> 39:08.219 So listen, yeah, this text competition- This text competition- Which we admit is a bit rubbish, you admit that, don't you? 39:08.239 --> 39:08.839 I do admit that, yeah. 39:08.879 --> 39:12.980 But yet, some of these entries are entering an area of rubbish that's quite special. 39:13.161 --> 39:13.681 Rubbishness. 39:14.421 --> 39:16.342 They've got quite a unique- Special rubbacity. 39:16.362 --> 39:19.003 And you've had a- a couple of people have actually phoned, haven't they, Xanthi? 39:19.363 --> 39:19.583 Yeah. 39:19.823 --> 39:21.564 But you've failed to tell us who and what they've said. 39:22.827 --> 39:24.708 Well, yeah, but no-one wants to hear you say it. 39:24.969 --> 39:25.649 Come on, they do. 39:25.829 --> 39:26.590 I'm being silly, of course. 39:26.610 --> 39:27.110 Where's your mics at? 39:27.130 --> 39:28.611 I'm being silly, Xanthi, say it, go on. 39:28.671 --> 39:29.792 Hello? 39:30.613 --> 39:31.093 Can we hear you? 39:31.494 --> 39:31.814 Hello? 39:31.834 --> 39:36.577 There we go, speak, come on, don't make a... OK, we've got Mickey with Alicia's keys. 39:37.058 --> 39:41.221 That's... Now, he's assuming that the person that owns this shop is called Alicia. 39:41.601 --> 39:42.282 Alicia's keys. 39:42.302 --> 39:43.362 I think that's very good. 39:43.483 --> 39:44.083 Well done, Mickey. 39:44.363 --> 39:45.004 Next, please. 39:45.044 --> 39:46.705 His other idea was twist and shout. 39:47.145 --> 39:47.946 For what? 39:48.326 --> 39:49.067 For a laundrette. 39:49.367 --> 39:49.707 Why, why? 39:51.055 --> 39:51.415 Why, why? 39:51.496 --> 39:52.657 Cos it's the name of a song. 39:52.777 --> 39:54.299 No, no, no, it can't be for a laundrette. 39:54.339 --> 39:55.761 It must be for a chiropractor. 39:56.221 --> 39:57.283 Oh, sorry. 39:57.483 --> 39:58.444 For a laundrette? 39:58.464 --> 39:59.906 Zanthe, your debut. 40:00.487 --> 40:02.870 Cos it's the name of a song, says Zanthe. 40:03.290 --> 40:04.311 What else, what else? 40:04.392 --> 40:04.972 Come on, quickly. 40:05.233 --> 40:05.974 It's a lockout. 40:06.681 --> 40:28.244 a lockout for our key cutters yeah that's quite good that's good because it works on a number of different levels does it adam what levels then well there was a program called it's a knockout it's a lockout it's a lock shop no that there's a there's a thing that happens in a pub which is a lock it's a lock yeah but it's the reverse of that and then there's so how would you how would you 40:29.145 --> 40:32.747 how would you build on that in the, like, display of your shop? 40:32.787 --> 40:35.709 Would you have a picture of- who was the guy that hosted it to knock out Edd's Hall? 40:35.749 --> 40:36.550 Eddy Waring Hall. 40:36.730 --> 40:38.311 Eddy Waring or whatever- Stuart Hall. 40:38.331 --> 40:39.131 Stuart Hall, that's right. 40:39.852 --> 40:42.954 Or you'd have a picture of him with keys instead of hands. 40:42.994 --> 40:48.797 Yeah, and when you- when you went through the door, instead of like a- a- a bell that went off, you could have the sound of Stuart Hall going, 40:56.421 --> 40:57.941 No one's coming to your shops. 40:58.841 --> 40:59.642 I want you back. 40:59.702 --> 41:00.402 I want your back. 41:00.762 --> 41:01.862 It's somebody's. 41:02.302 --> 41:03.202 They're still coming in. 41:03.322 --> 41:05.643 Well, has no one done lock... Key cutters. 41:05.723 --> 41:06.323 Fob you off. 41:06.403 --> 41:06.963 That's quite good. 41:07.023 --> 41:07.863 Fob you off is good. 41:08.003 --> 41:11.884 And several people have texted him back to the future for a chiropractor. 41:12.104 --> 41:15.645 What about lock stock and... There's got to be some lock stock pun for key cutters. 41:16.085 --> 41:17.945 Lock, lock and two smoking locks. 41:18.525 --> 41:18.705 Yeah. 41:19.025 --> 41:20.685 Lock stock and two keys. 41:22.746 --> 41:23.426 In a barrel. 41:25.012 --> 41:25.413 Oh, dear. 41:25.433 --> 41:26.313 Shall we wrap this thing up? 41:26.693 --> 41:26.953 Yeah. 41:27.293 --> 41:28.354 Well, we've got to choose a winner. 41:28.394 --> 41:30.315 I can't possibly choose a winner at such short notice. 41:30.395 --> 41:31.095 All right, I tell you what. 41:31.135 --> 41:31.695 It's going to take ages. 41:31.715 --> 41:34.196 We'll do some ads and some music and then we'll come back with a winner. 41:34.216 --> 41:37.498 How do you choose between a hundred really awful ideas? 41:37.798 --> 41:39.598 I'm not saying that we haven't had any better ones. 41:39.718 --> 41:40.859 We've had a lot of experience. 41:40.879 --> 41:42.079 A long track called Spinsters. 41:42.300 --> 41:42.920 That's a new one. 41:43.180 --> 41:43.600 That's good. 41:43.620 --> 41:44.440 Maybe that could be the winner. 41:44.861 --> 41:46.821 We'll come back with the big announcement after this. 42:14.049 --> 42:14.990 Love music. 42:15.371 --> 42:16.532 Love XFM. 42:30.669 --> 42:35.672 Mmm, that's KT, the Tunstall, with Black Horse and the Cherry Tree. 42:36.712 --> 42:42.496 The second single to be taken from the Scottish singer-songwriter's debut album, Eye to the Telescope. 42:42.716 --> 42:47.839 So listen, if you've entered our text competition and been listening to the text competition period of the show, well done. 42:48.099 --> 42:48.999 Thanks for sticking with us. 42:49.059 --> 42:50.080 And we're going to close it now. 42:50.120 --> 42:51.301 We've got a caller on the line. 42:51.941 --> 42:52.862 Ooh, that's a strange noise. 42:53.022 --> 42:54.623 Nice little bit of mucus-based mucus. 42:54.863 --> 42:55.503 Sean in London. 42:55.543 --> 42:56.063 Hello, Sean. 42:56.424 --> 42:56.804 Hello there. 42:57.124 --> 42:58.625 What do you think of the text competition, Sean? 42:59.265 --> 43:00.486 Er, it was rubbish, wasn't it? 43:00.707 --> 43:01.027 Yeah. 43:01.407 --> 43:02.208 Come on, Sean. 43:02.228 --> 43:03.809 You're not supposed to fold that quickly. 43:03.849 --> 43:04.650 But you're going to win it! 43:04.670 --> 43:07.873 I know, but... So you're calling yourself rubbish in a way? 43:07.893 --> 43:10.255 No, I was just a little bit better than rubbish. 43:10.275 --> 43:11.196 I was nearly rubbish. 43:11.276 --> 43:12.317 Well, here's a good one, your one. 43:12.337 --> 43:14.419 Tell us what your one is, and this is for a laundrette, right? 43:14.439 --> 43:16.381 Er, it was wash your back. 43:17.021 --> 43:17.562 What? 43:17.702 --> 43:18.703 No, no, come on, mate. 43:18.783 --> 43:20.024 It was wash your problem. 43:20.344 --> 43:21.005 Wash your... 43:22.335 --> 43:23.256 What's your problem? 43:23.296 --> 43:23.576 That's good. 43:23.596 --> 43:25.798 Did you genuinely forget what it was called there, Sean? 43:26.258 --> 43:26.739 Uh, yes. 43:26.759 --> 43:29.501 Or were you trying to slip in an extra, uh, hybrid? 43:29.521 --> 43:29.901 Have another go. 43:30.242 --> 43:31.843 Of the chiropodist and the launderette. 43:31.863 --> 43:34.125 Wash your back. 43:35.766 --> 43:36.907 Wash your problems, genius. 43:36.927 --> 43:39.089 Did you make that up or have you seen it somewhere else? 43:39.510 --> 43:41.011 I'm afraid I made that up, yes. 43:41.451 --> 43:42.131 very clever man. 43:42.652 --> 43:43.432 Would you like a prize? 43:43.452 --> 43:45.913 Oh, go on, what have you got? 43:46.553 --> 43:49.354 One pair of tickets to see the Dead Sixties at the Astoria tomorrow night. 43:50.275 --> 43:53.076 A Gus Van Sant DVD or a Masters of Horror DVD? 43:53.996 --> 43:56.057 Oh, a Masters of Horror DVD. 43:56.097 --> 43:57.618 Masters of Horror. 43:58.396 --> 43:59.297 Yes, you may have that. 43:59.337 --> 43:59.738 Well done. 44:00.218 --> 44:00.939 OK, thank you. 44:01.159 --> 44:04.943 Hey, thanks a lot for, you know, basically lifting the quality of that. 44:04.963 --> 44:05.704 Lazing your competition. 44:05.985 --> 44:06.745 Yeah, yeah. 44:06.765 --> 44:08.688 It's half an hour of competition as well. 44:08.708 --> 44:09.489 That's dreadful, isn't it? 44:09.689 --> 44:13.333 Are you the kind of person that usually switches off when people have competitions on the radio, Sean? 44:13.633 --> 44:16.514 And no, I furiously send in rubbish entries. 44:16.534 --> 44:16.794 Do you? 44:16.854 --> 44:17.815 Good. 44:17.835 --> 44:22.316 There was one other quite good one, which is you spin my whites round, baby whites round. 44:22.916 --> 44:23.857 That's quite good, isn't it? 44:24.057 --> 44:24.817 That is quite good. 44:24.937 --> 44:25.497 From Abby. 44:25.698 --> 44:27.798 I thought of a couple for chiropractors. 44:28.198 --> 44:28.979 Back in the action? 44:28.999 --> 44:30.399 Yeah. 44:30.459 --> 44:31.640 Yeah, that's terrible, isn't it? 44:31.840 --> 44:32.360 And how about this? 44:32.380 --> 44:33.080 This is dreadful. 44:33.680 --> 44:35.821 Batman, turn her over. 44:36.021 --> 44:36.642 Drive? 44:36.702 --> 44:37.602 That's terrible. 44:37.842 --> 44:40.283 The driver's got nothing to do with it at the end as well. 44:41.013 --> 44:44.554 Anyway, I'm really happy to be able to put that competition finally to bed. 44:44.574 --> 44:44.894 Thanks, Sean. 44:44.934 --> 44:46.334 Don't tell anyone this happened. 44:47.354 --> 44:47.754 OK? 44:47.774 --> 44:49.895 Let's keep it between... you're the only person listening. 44:49.915 --> 44:51.075 Let's keep it between the three of us. 44:51.195 --> 44:51.295 OK. 44:51.335 --> 44:52.235 Cheers, Ed, Sean. 44:52.255 --> 44:53.136 Thanks for your call. 44:53.196 --> 44:55.716 Can I just run a text competition for next week by you? 44:55.836 --> 44:56.216 Yeah, go on then. 44:56.296 --> 45:00.477 I can't work out how to make this work, but I'm obsessed with what I call parasite shows. 45:00.857 --> 45:03.918 You know, if there's a hit show on TV, they'll have like a sister show. 45:04.238 --> 45:08.079 Yeah, Big Brother's Big Mouth, then... Yeah, like, well, Big Brother's got two, hasn't it? 45:08.099 --> 45:11.860 It's got Big Brother's Little Brother, then Big Brother's, uh, yeah, Big Mouth. 45:12.320 --> 45:14.741 Then there's Dancing on Ice, Defrosted. 45:15.101 --> 45:15.401 Right. 45:15.781 --> 45:18.022 Then there's The Apprentice, You're Fired. 45:18.042 --> 45:18.642 Mm-hm. 45:18.802 --> 45:21.483 Then there was Space Cadets, The Satellite Show. 45:22.103 --> 45:24.703 And now there's The Games, Inside Track. 45:25.124 --> 45:25.304 Yeah. 45:25.324 --> 45:30.545 So my idea for a text competition maybe next week was come up with your own rubbish titles for a spin-off show. 45:30.785 --> 45:31.425 That's a good idea. 45:31.465 --> 45:32.206 Is that a good idea? 45:32.366 --> 45:34.066 So you're giving people a whole week to think of them? 45:34.086 --> 45:35.987 Well no, the thing is I couldn't think of any funny ones. 45:36.227 --> 45:36.487 Right. 45:36.808 --> 45:38.308 I couldn't think of a single funny one. 45:39.088 --> 45:39.709 Well let's have a think. 45:39.749 --> 45:41.549 And I think maybe this competition is flawed. 45:41.770 --> 45:43.810 It's gotta be, there's gotta be something in there, surely. 45:43.830 --> 45:44.911 Well that's next week, isn't it? 45:45.191 --> 45:45.851 Let's have a think. 45:46.231 --> 45:51.073 Uh, free play right now, um, as we approach the final section of the show. 45:51.213 --> 45:52.074 This is Canned Heat. 46:01.104 --> 46:03.065 Little bit of sitar at the end here, Joel. 46:03.206 --> 46:04.527 Never goes amiss, you know? 46:04.667 --> 46:05.567 Can I ask you a question? 46:05.627 --> 46:06.728 Go on then. 46:07.089 --> 46:11.492 Why are one in three men in London wearing narrowly striped multicoloured scarfs? 46:12.988 --> 46:13.788 Have you noticed that? 46:14.128 --> 46:22.790 Oh, I saw my- Every single man in London is wearing a scarf with very thin multi-coloured stripes tied like this in that sort of noose fashion. 46:22.810 --> 46:23.110 Right. 46:23.150 --> 46:26.531 Are they- are they black, um, black scarves? 46:26.791 --> 46:27.211 Scarves? 46:27.531 --> 46:27.631 Yeah. 46:27.691 --> 46:29.072 No, no, no, they're multi-coloured. 46:29.092 --> 46:31.032 Yeah, I know, but black with multi-coloured stripes. 46:31.112 --> 46:36.513 There's various different types, but the unifying factor is they all have very narrow multi-coloured stripes. 46:36.733 --> 46:38.014 Well, it's a nice look. 46:38.034 --> 46:39.634 So it's a fashion, obviously, is the answer. 46:40.074 --> 46:44.215 But, well, you can't walk, I mean, someone out there listening is wearing one right now. 46:45.075 --> 46:47.676 And surely you just, every other parson, parson? 46:48.076 --> 46:48.876 Every other parson. 46:48.936 --> 46:49.836 All the parsons are wearing them. 46:49.856 --> 46:51.716 All the parsons, they're very big with parsons. 46:52.016 --> 46:56.017 Everybody you pass in the street, all the parsons you pass in the street are wearing them. 46:56.117 --> 46:58.078 I forgot what I was saying, I'm delirious. 46:58.098 --> 46:59.338 You've invented a new word, it's brilliant. 46:59.398 --> 46:59.918 I'm so ill. 47:00.678 --> 47:01.658 Do you know what I was getting at? 47:01.798 --> 47:02.539 Yeah, of course, yeah. 47:02.579 --> 47:03.419 I mean, what's the point? 47:03.479 --> 47:04.299 Everyone's wearing them. 47:04.699 --> 47:05.399 Well, it's not. 47:05.560 --> 47:06.700 Stop it! 47:06.840 --> 47:08.721 People, it's utilitarian, isn't it? 47:08.741 --> 47:12.764 They're not just wearing scarves to make an individualistic fashion statement, are they? 47:12.844 --> 47:16.546 They're wearing them to feel the same as everybody else. 47:17.046 --> 47:19.468 They just want to keep their necks warm, you lunatic. 47:19.488 --> 47:20.608 No, they're trying to be trendy. 47:21.048 --> 47:22.629 They've gone out and bought one of these scarves. 47:22.649 --> 47:23.690 Where do you get them, anyway? 47:24.070 --> 47:25.371 Does anyone know what I'm talking about? 47:25.731 --> 47:26.532 I know what you're talking about. 47:26.552 --> 47:27.512 I'm just trying to be perverse. 47:27.872 --> 47:30.914 Now, shall we launch Ditties in the Dock, or should we do that after the break? 47:30.954 --> 47:31.915 Let's do that right now. 47:35.311 --> 47:42.216 Are you going to go right the way through? 47:42.256 --> 47:42.396 No. 47:43.617 --> 47:44.838 So, yes, Dizzy's in the Dock. 47:44.858 --> 47:48.181 This is the part of the show where you, the listeners, vote for what song will play out with. 47:48.781 --> 47:52.364 We get five voters on the show, on the telephone, on the lines. 47:52.404 --> 47:55.446 Everybody who calls in and gets on the air wins a prize, which will be an exciting DVD. 47:57.208 --> 48:00.617 And this week the theme is illness, because both Adam and I are ill. 48:01.199 --> 48:04.447 You might have been able to tell by the slight low quality of the show. 48:07.016 --> 48:07.996 And so I'll start with mine. 48:08.016 --> 48:27.610 Mine is gonna be yeah funnily enough run DMC with you be illin you be illin Well is the most classic illin track of all time early hip-hop from the days when rappers didn't actually have to do it You know proper rapping so one of the lines in this song is dinner You ate it till there was nothing left. 48:28.071 --> 48:31.213 It was salty with father and it was deaf. 48:31.493 --> 48:31.573 Yeah 48:32.634 --> 48:44.062 you couldn't get away with that these days but it's one of the most primitive raps you've ever heard but it's brilliant so i want you to call 0 8 7 1 2 2 1 0 4 9 and vote for run dmc with illin 0 8 7 1 triple 2 1 0 4 9 or i'm sure we had illin as the 48:49.486 --> 48:49.686 Nah. 48:49.826 --> 48:49.986 Nah. 48:50.167 --> 48:50.287 Nah. 48:50.307 --> 48:50.387 Nah. 48:50.467 --> 48:50.587 Nah. 48:50.607 --> 48:50.687 Nah. 48:50.727 --> 48:50.887 Nah. 48:50.927 --> 48:51.067 Nah. 48:51.107 --> 48:51.267 Nah. 48:51.287 --> 48:51.388 Nah. 48:51.408 --> 48:51.488 Nah. 48:51.508 --> 48:51.648 Nah. 48:51.668 --> 48:51.748 Nah. 48:51.768 --> 48:51.848 Nah. 48:51.868 --> 48:51.988 Nah. 48:52.008 --> 48:52.148 Nah. 48:52.168 --> 48:52.288 Nah. 48:52.308 --> 48:52.408 Nah. 48:52.448 --> 48:52.528 Nah. 48:52.548 --> 48:52.608 Nah. 49:12.003 --> 49:26.868 Now I'm a big Sparks fan, and I know that there's a lot of Sparks fans that listen to this show, so I implore you Sparks fans get on the phones now and vote for this classic slice of Ron and Russell male brilliance from the album propaganda, I think it is. 49:27.388 --> 49:32.014 And it's just, as usual with Sparks, thematically, it's insane. 49:32.414 --> 49:40.804 It's basically a song that seems to be about plague being spread in olden times, which is not something that people really write pop songs about that often. 49:41.285 --> 49:42.326 But they managed to make it... 49:43.567 --> 49:47.891 And may I say, infectious-ly catchy. 49:48.071 --> 49:53.476 And it's a brilliant song, you know, and I implore you to vote for The Mighty Sparks. 49:53.656 --> 49:59.861 So it's Sparks versus Run DMC, Ilyn versus Achoo for our flu-based Ditties in the Dock, the number again, 08712221049. 50:01.742 --> 50:05.606 Everybody who gets on the air will win a copy of Last Days or Masters of Roron. 50:05.986 --> 50:07.267 So please, call now! 50:08.468 --> 50:08.628 XFM. 50:08.668 --> 50:09.329 This is XFM. 50:09.369 --> 50:09.449 XFM. 50:09.469 --> 50:12.551 I love the sound of the waves. 50:12.592 --> 50:27.123 You can take a picture of something you see above me. 50:27.243 --> 50:32.888 I'm right on the whiteboard. 50:32.908 --> 50:36.411 Love music. 50:36.671 --> 50:37.332 Love music. 50:40.961 --> 50:41.818 Love XFM 50:54.608 --> 50:55.729 Mmm, thank you very much. 50:55.789 --> 51:00.613 That's Orson here on the Adam and Joe radio program with No Tomorrow. 51:00.793 --> 51:04.736 I should have done, ooh, I should have done, uh, Doctor Doctor by the Thompson Twins. 51:05.297 --> 51:05.517 Why? 51:05.597 --> 51:07.699 Alan from Elton was, because I, it's a good song. 51:07.799 --> 51:07.979 Yeah. 51:08.359 --> 51:09.960 Yeah, anyway, okay, this is in the doc. 51:10.101 --> 51:13.864 Of course, Sparks versus, uh, Run DMC. 51:13.904 --> 51:17.587 Sparks with Achoo versus Run DMC with Ubi Illin. 51:17.607 --> 51:18.427 Yeah, it's a flute theme. 51:18.467 --> 51:19.568 And we got Aza on the line. 51:19.608 --> 51:20.089 Hello, Aza. 51:20.629 --> 51:21.369 Hi, hi. 51:21.770 --> 51:23.090 Am I pronouncing your name correctly? 51:23.150 --> 51:23.951 Yeah, that's fine. 51:23.991 --> 51:24.671 Yeah, that's cool. 51:24.791 --> 51:25.131 Good stuff. 51:25.151 --> 51:26.012 And what are your headlines, Aza? 51:26.032 --> 51:27.992 What's going down in your world today? 51:29.633 --> 51:31.534 What's on the front page of the Aza Times? 51:31.954 --> 51:34.615 I'm taking some American cousins around London. 51:34.836 --> 51:35.416 Oh, no. 51:35.936 --> 51:38.277 I'm parked outside the Tower of London at the moment. 51:38.297 --> 51:39.678 Oh, you're going to go to Madame Tussauds? 51:40.878 --> 51:42.879 No, I think Westminster Abbey. 51:43.199 --> 51:44.300 Yeah. 51:44.960 --> 51:46.901 And we did Greenwich Observatory this morning. 51:46.921 --> 51:47.621 What a day. 51:47.641 --> 51:48.522 Are they enjoying it? 51:49.184 --> 52:05.889 yeah i think so yeah what you should do of course is just take them to the cinema and get them to see kid out because it because it kicks the door right off its hinges that's what it says on the poster anyway i think they're used to a bit more uh sort of popcorn kind of stuff maybe 52:06.437 --> 52:07.199 So what are you voting for? 52:07.279 --> 52:09.162 Is it gonna be Run DMC or is it gonna be Sparks? 52:09.443 --> 52:10.885 Yeah, Run DMC all the way. 52:11.467 --> 52:11.527 Hey! 52:11.807 --> 52:12.228 Well done! 52:12.288 --> 52:12.869 And what would you like? 52:12.909 --> 52:18.019 A copy of Gus Van Sant's Last Days or the Masters of Horror 2 DVD set? 52:19.777 --> 52:22.118 Uh, the, uh, Gus Van Sant one, please. 52:22.158 --> 52:22.778 Good choice. 52:22.838 --> 52:23.898 Thanks for calling, Azar. 52:24.038 --> 52:28.499 I hope you have a nice day with your Yankee Poodle friends and that they enjoy London. 52:28.519 --> 52:29.359 That's not rude, is it? 52:29.419 --> 52:29.779 Yankee Poodle? 52:29.799 --> 52:32.100 No, I've just never heard the phrase Yankee Poodle before. 52:32.120 --> 52:32.980 Yankee Poodle. 52:33.260 --> 52:34.441 Sorry, Adam, you go for it. 52:34.621 --> 52:36.441 Simon, I was going to say hello to Simon, that's all. 52:36.741 --> 52:37.441 How you doing, Simon? 52:38.041 --> 52:39.062 Hi, how are you? 52:39.122 --> 52:39.802 Yeah, very well, thanks. 52:39.822 --> 52:40.782 What are you up to this afternoon? 52:41.462 --> 52:44.763 Um, my girlfriend's subject needs to go into IKEA, I'm afraid. 52:45.003 --> 52:45.663 Oh, no! 52:45.683 --> 52:46.483 That's hell! 52:46.603 --> 52:47.344 That's rough, man. 52:47.384 --> 52:47.984 Don't do that! 52:48.024 --> 52:48.844 Which one are you going to? 52:50.053 --> 52:52.734 Er, the new wheelchair will have just come back to the new one at Edmonton. 52:53.354 --> 52:53.854 Oh, dear. 52:53.974 --> 52:54.735 You just came back? 52:55.175 --> 52:55.995 Yeah, exactly. 52:56.075 --> 52:57.556 What time did you set out this morning? 52:57.816 --> 52:57.916 6am? 52:57.976 --> 52:59.997 Yeah, about 6.30, something like that. 53:00.017 --> 53:01.657 Did you have any disgusting Swedish food? 53:02.437 --> 53:04.018 Yeah, I did, actually. 53:04.038 --> 53:04.258 Did you? 53:04.298 --> 53:05.078 Franki förte? 53:06.459 --> 53:07.959 Did you have any Franki förte? 53:07.979 --> 53:08.760 Is that Swedish? 53:09.140 --> 53:10.300 Hörte, Franki förte? 53:10.340 --> 53:11.300 Hörte förte? 53:11.981 --> 53:13.761 Erm, anyway, Simon, what are you voting for? 53:13.801 --> 53:15.262 Run DMC or Sparks? 53:17.451 --> 53:18.011 Sparks? 53:18.031 --> 53:20.254 What are you doing? 53:20.674 --> 53:24.679 I'm not really, but I've just recently heard a bit and I think I might be. 53:24.739 --> 53:25.740 I might be coming around. 53:25.940 --> 53:27.441 Hey, we didn't ask what prize he wants, is it Simon? 53:27.461 --> 53:28.122 Are you still there? 53:38.234 --> 53:39.755 Do you want Last Days or Horace? 53:40.195 --> 53:41.156 I'm gonna go for Last Days. 53:41.336 --> 53:41.636 Yeah. 53:41.776 --> 53:42.276 Good choice. 53:42.396 --> 53:42.997 Good choice. 53:43.137 --> 53:43.637 Very good. 53:43.937 --> 53:44.277 Very good. 53:44.297 --> 53:45.018 OK, Rosie's on the line. 53:45.058 --> 53:45.558 Hello, Rosie. 53:45.898 --> 53:46.158 Hi. 53:46.458 --> 53:47.159 How are you doing? 53:47.819 --> 53:48.419 Oh, alright. 53:48.600 --> 53:49.820 Apart from cleaning the kitchen. 53:49.920 --> 53:50.801 Cleaning the kitchen? 53:50.821 --> 53:50.901 Yeah. 53:52.522 --> 53:52.882 Really? 53:52.922 --> 53:53.602 What are you using? 53:54.483 --> 53:55.403 Oh, all sorts. 53:55.543 --> 53:56.404 You got any Cillit Bang going there? 53:56.424 --> 53:56.604 All sorts? 53:56.624 --> 53:57.104 I knew Cillit Bang. 53:57.144 --> 53:58.185 You shouldn't use all sorts. 53:58.205 --> 54:00.146 You can't clean the floor with licorice. 54:00.166 --> 54:00.586 All sorts. 54:00.666 --> 54:01.607 You stupid woman. 54:01.627 --> 54:03.608 That'll just make it messier. 54:03.988 --> 54:05.889 You'll just get smears on the vinyl. 54:06.709 --> 54:07.670 Why don't you use Cillit Bang? 54:08.402 --> 54:09.463 Actually, I've got some of that. 54:09.643 --> 54:10.384 Have you? 54:11.585 --> 54:17.069 Someone was telling me on Charlie Brooker's show the other day, they had a sort of very angry... We've talked about this. 54:17.149 --> 54:20.912 I talked about this when you were ill last year, about the fact that it's all rubbish. 54:21.133 --> 54:21.733 It's rubbish, yeah. 54:21.753 --> 54:22.634 You can just dip it in. 54:22.694 --> 54:24.035 It's just a natural chemical reaction. 54:24.075 --> 54:28.899 It'll dip it into... Dip a coin into anything, more or less, and it'll go all shiny. 54:28.919 --> 54:30.080 I don't know if that's true. 54:30.600 --> 54:30.861 Anyway. 54:30.881 --> 54:32.102 Rosie, what are you going for? 54:32.162 --> 54:33.423 Is it sparks or run DMC? 54:33.783 --> 54:34.504 Run DMC. 54:34.584 --> 54:34.704 Yes. 54:34.824 --> 54:37.146 Because I've been doing a lot of illing this winter. 54:37.466 --> 54:37.826 Have you? 54:37.846 --> 54:38.266 Yep. 54:38.466 --> 54:39.306 It's not fun, is it? 54:39.506 --> 54:40.047 Nope. 54:40.067 --> 54:41.067 No, it's so boring. 54:41.127 --> 54:42.647 Thank God for the Commonwealth Games. 54:44.388 --> 54:44.828 Nice vote. 54:44.868 --> 54:48.548 So that's 2-1 to Cornish. 54:48.748 --> 54:50.069 Well, Rosie, thank you very much for your call. 54:50.089 --> 54:50.769 Good luck with the kitchen. 54:50.789 --> 54:53.450 Hey, what would you like, horror or rock stars dying? 54:53.470 --> 54:54.550 I'd go for the horror. 54:54.870 --> 54:56.010 The horror, sensible woman. 54:56.070 --> 54:56.870 Oh, horror, the horror. 54:57.110 --> 54:57.970 Well done, thanks for calling. 54:57.990 --> 55:00.251 I need another vote for the sparkles otherwise I'm out of the picture. 55:00.271 --> 55:01.251 Renata, are you there? 55:01.891 --> 55:03.052 Yes! 55:03.112 --> 55:04.632 Renata, what's the matter with you, woman? 55:05.703 --> 55:06.984 I've been waiting, man. 55:07.004 --> 55:08.345 This is taking a long time. 55:08.665 --> 55:09.266 Where are you from? 55:09.306 --> 55:10.907 What's that crazy accent you've got, Renata? 55:10.927 --> 55:15.030 Okay, I'm Italian-Greek from Africa and lived in America. 55:15.450 --> 55:15.691 Whoa! 55:15.711 --> 55:16.811 Well, settle down, woman. 55:16.831 --> 55:18.413 You know, choose somewhere, for God's sake. 55:19.534 --> 55:21.655 Italian-Greek, what the heck do you look like, then? 55:23.477 --> 55:24.697 I look like everyone else. 55:25.498 --> 55:26.539 You look like everybody else. 55:26.959 --> 55:28.100 What do you do for a living, Renata? 55:29.601 --> 55:30.562 I see them everywhere. 55:31.363 --> 55:32.907 You see them everywhere. 55:32.947 --> 55:33.428 Dead people. 55:33.448 --> 55:35.193 We've got Hayley Jo Losmer on the line. 55:35.934 --> 55:39.604 Renata, are you some kind of clairvoyant or fortune teller gypsy woman? 55:43.314 --> 55:45.154 Is that your multiple personalities laughing? 55:45.174 --> 55:46.795 What was that film? 55:46.915 --> 55:47.335 Sylvior. 55:47.355 --> 55:50.136 What was that weird film with that multiple personality woman? 55:50.336 --> 55:50.856 Old TV movie. 55:50.876 --> 55:51.996 Yeah, what's that called? 55:52.056 --> 55:52.396 I can't remember. 55:52.436 --> 55:53.677 Anyway, I think that's who we got calling. 55:53.717 --> 55:55.017 Renata, what are you voting for? 55:55.037 --> 55:56.257 Is it Sparks or Run DMC? 55:56.657 --> 55:57.157 Run DMC. 55:58.038 --> 55:58.838 Oh, Cornish Winds. 55:59.098 --> 56:00.158 I'm surprised. 56:01.098 --> 56:01.719 And what would you like? 56:01.739 --> 56:07.300 Would you like Kurt Cobain popping his clogs or non-famous people popping their clogs? 56:11.311 --> 56:12.152 Can you have both? 56:12.212 --> 56:13.432 You're a greedy piggy. 56:13.452 --> 56:13.752 Could do. 56:13.932 --> 56:15.693 You could do. 56:15.713 --> 56:17.213 Yeah, go on, Renata, man. 56:17.513 --> 56:19.614 It's like getting the woman from The Exorcist on the phone. 56:19.634 --> 56:20.514 Let's send Renata both. 56:20.674 --> 56:22.034 I think Renata deserves both. 56:22.654 --> 56:25.375 And very much hope you enjoyed those films. 56:25.435 --> 56:28.156 Renata, can you remember any of the Rum DMC song? 56:29.033 --> 56:48.961 not at all not at all okay well listen it was a pleasure to talk to you thanks very much to everyone who phoned in this weekend we really appreciate your continued support especially considering the uh kind of level of competitions that we had going today hey don't be ashamed i think it was fun i think we took punnery to a whole new strange level 56:49.181 --> 57:17.137 yeah yeah maybe we should leave the puns alone for a little while anyway this is a great way to see out the show i mean i'm sad that i'm not playing sparks obviously but this is you know what i'm slightly sad that you're not playing sparks come on this is a great one yeah you beat illin yeah it was chicken you ate it and it was death i like that line that's good thanks to everybody who texted everybody who phoned we'll be back between one and three next week this has been adam and joe we'll see you next week love you bye yo j 57:18.681 --> 57:19.342 Wait, what? 57:22.166 --> 57:22.787 Wait, what? 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