WEBVTT 00:02.500 --> 00:03.162 I'm exhausted. 00:03.283 --> 00:04.206 That was extraordinary. 00:04.247 --> 00:04.889 What an epic. 00:05.210 --> 00:05.632 Absolutely. 00:05.652 --> 00:06.595 That was an immoverload. 00:07.117 --> 00:07.418 A what? 00:07.619 --> 00:08.181 Immoverload. 00:09.232 --> 00:10.132 an emotional overload. 00:10.152 --> 00:10.452 Yes. 00:10.852 --> 00:11.553 Immoverload! 00:11.773 --> 00:16.054 Hello listeners, this is Adam and Joe, we're with you for the next two hours here on XFM London's 104.9. 00:17.794 --> 00:19.395 And have we got radio for you? 00:19.795 --> 00:21.155 Yes, we certainly do. 00:21.295 --> 00:23.016 Prizes galore. 00:23.336 --> 00:29.817 Yeah, if you're a fan of prizes, then in the next two hours you can win £150 million worth. 00:29.857 --> 00:30.798 That's an exaggeration. 00:30.818 --> 00:31.098 Is it? 00:31.378 --> 00:33.298 Not that much of an exaggeration though. 00:33.318 --> 00:33.738 £150 are they worth? 00:33.778 --> 00:34.058 These? 00:34.218 --> 00:34.519 Is that it? 00:36.839 --> 00:39.762 £130 worth of professionals DVDs. 00:39.802 --> 00:43.424 That's right, the entire 57 episodes of The Professionals. 00:43.584 --> 00:50.690 Every episode ever made of Bodie and Doyle and the cars and the guns and the shooting and the... Was there swearing? 00:51.010 --> 00:51.350 Don't know. 00:51.691 --> 00:53.612 There was breasts in The Professionals, wasn't there? 00:53.632 --> 00:54.413 There was breasts. 00:54.713 --> 01:18.310 yeah there was breasts i was there was i was remembering breasts uh we'll be getting we're not sure what we're going to give those away for but we've also got uh copies of a terrific uh you know anime thing called samurai seven that looks really good if you like samurais is it anything to do with lucky number seven i hope not have you seen lucky number seven no i promise i hereby promise i will never ever see lucky number seven 01:18.490 --> 01:20.753 But it's got, um... Morgan Freeman? 01:20.833 --> 01:21.834 It's got floor stars. 01:22.294 --> 01:22.915 Floor stars? 01:23.195 --> 01:24.897 It's got floor stars and fly stars. 01:24.917 --> 01:30.143 Uh, unfortunately they don't go up to Slevin stars, but if it did, they probably would have Slevin stars. 01:30.404 --> 01:31.765 The poster's got stars all over it. 01:31.785 --> 01:33.627 I tell you what, there's a text competition in there, isn't there? 01:33.707 --> 01:33.948 Yeah. 01:34.168 --> 01:36.951 The stupidest name for a film involving a number. 01:37.552 --> 01:39.054 Or, you know, or an upside-down letter. 01:39.824 --> 01:40.064 Uh-huh. 01:40.304 --> 01:40.925 Yeah, that's right. 01:40.945 --> 01:41.726 Because that's a trend, isn't it? 01:41.766 --> 01:43.527 Putting numbers in the names of films. 01:44.007 --> 01:46.589 They did it in seven for the first time, replacing the V with a seven. 01:46.910 --> 01:48.351 Except they didn't call it Slevan. 01:49.092 --> 01:49.752 Maybe they should have. 01:49.912 --> 01:50.553 Maybe they made less money. 01:50.673 --> 01:51.894 It's so rubbish, isn't it? 01:52.394 --> 01:52.714 Slevan. 01:53.075 --> 01:53.895 Or none. 01:53.915 --> 01:54.696 It could have. 01:54.956 --> 01:56.257 And it would have to be pronounced that way. 01:56.658 --> 01:56.958 None. 01:58.559 --> 01:59.800 We've got good music coming up as well. 02:00.200 --> 02:04.402 Arctic Monkeys in a Second, The Charlatans, Gorillas, The Streets, The Stone Roses and Coldplay. 02:04.662 --> 02:05.542 The Coldplay? 02:05.582 --> 02:06.743 All just in the first hour. 02:06.983 --> 02:11.705 So my friend of mine the other day said, you're always quite sarky and nasty about Coldplay on your show. 02:12.285 --> 02:12.885 It's not very nice is it? 02:12.905 --> 02:14.726 Do you think we're responsible for them quitting? 02:16.091 --> 02:16.571 Do you think? 02:16.591 --> 02:17.312 Single-handedly? 02:17.432 --> 02:18.352 Yeah, they cut that bit out of the brit. 02:18.372 --> 02:20.573 Only they're not quitting, they're just taking a break because they're tired. 02:20.713 --> 02:24.935 Because of unpleasant comments on Adam and Joe's show on XFM, we're going to take a long break. 02:25.055 --> 02:25.295 Yeah. 02:25.435 --> 02:26.716 That was the unexpurgated version. 02:26.736 --> 02:27.436 Well, do you know what I say? 02:27.456 --> 02:27.636 What? 02:27.757 --> 02:27.977 Good. 02:28.217 --> 02:29.137 Oh, don't be nasty! 02:29.277 --> 02:29.697 Why not? 02:29.797 --> 02:30.958 I love the Coldplay. 02:31.178 --> 02:31.538 I don't. 02:31.698 --> 02:32.939 I enjoy the Coldplay. 02:33.499 --> 02:36.621 What a day it is out there, though, in the streets of London, Joe Cornish. 02:36.721 --> 02:36.941 Is it? 02:37.101 --> 02:37.321 Yeah. 02:37.341 --> 02:41.563 Did you go and see all the Mohammed fans in, um... That was last weekend. 02:41.583 --> 02:42.183 Trafalgar Square. 02:42.203 --> 02:43.324 There's more Mohammed fans there. 02:43.344 --> 02:43.464 Really? 02:43.484 --> 02:43.684 Yeah. 02:44.144 --> 02:44.705 Well, good for them. 02:44.865 --> 02:45.987 They absolutely love Muhammad. 02:46.087 --> 02:50.135 I like his early stuff, but I'm not so sure about the more recent bits. 02:50.535 --> 02:51.958 Music from the Monkeys! 03:02.398 --> 03:06.483 There you go, the Best British Newcomers, I believe they were. 03:06.503 --> 03:11.110 Yeah, no, Best British Breakthrough Act at the Brits this week. 03:11.710 --> 03:14.795 Now when they received their award at the Brits, hello? 03:15.055 --> 03:16.337 Hello, there you go, sorry mate. 03:17.538 --> 03:18.838 They did it by video, didn't they? 03:18.858 --> 03:20.159 Because they were too busy to turn up. 03:20.219 --> 03:22.099 But that wasn't one of them doing the talking, was it? 03:22.139 --> 03:22.959 No, it wasn't. 03:22.979 --> 03:24.120 It was one of their mates. 03:24.240 --> 03:27.100 It was one of their mates to scramble our minds. 03:27.140 --> 03:28.061 They got one of their mates. 03:28.401 --> 03:30.781 And the mate was a guy called Keith Murray. 03:31.341 --> 03:32.262 Right, the rapper. 03:32.342 --> 03:33.222 Not the rapper, no. 03:33.562 --> 03:42.064 He's the lead singer of We Are Scientists, an American group who are on tour with the Arctic Monkeys at the moment. 03:42.104 --> 03:45.145 And they were playing a gig in Portsmouth that night, so they couldn't be the... 03:46.085 --> 04:03.915 at the Brits and they taped their little acceptance speech on their tour bus and apparently the people who taped went to film the speech didn't realize that um Keith was not actually part of the monkeys so they let him just do this sort of sarcastic American ramble about oh what did he say I've got it written down here 04:05.050 --> 04:07.631 Uh, we're so, oh we're awash with emotion. 04:07.991 --> 04:15.253 We're aghast, we're practically discombobulated, he said, sarcastically, as the others sat round, guffawing like monkeys. 04:15.473 --> 04:19.014 I think you've gotta make up your mind whether you're gonna diss the awards or not, you know what I mean? 04:19.034 --> 04:20.234 Don't you reckon? 04:20.274 --> 04:22.634 Like, if you are- I think they did, and they did. 04:22.774 --> 04:25.435 Yeah, but if you have contempt, why not just- Just not show up at all. 04:25.455 --> 04:26.515 Yeah, just don't bother. 04:26.735 --> 04:27.316 Do you know what I like? 04:27.416 --> 04:29.596 I really like the Gorilla's approach. 04:29.616 --> 04:32.037 I thought the Gorilla's thing was fantastic. 04:32.057 --> 04:32.357 They just- 04:33.257 --> 04:35.739 You know, I've got amazing respect for the gorillas. 04:35.779 --> 04:36.720 I think that's the way to do it. 04:36.780 --> 04:39.062 Be invisible, but yet have a famous name. 04:39.443 --> 04:40.784 Put that guy's cartoons up front. 04:40.964 --> 04:41.364 Very clever. 04:41.384 --> 04:46.969 And then just to throw, what was it, 200, 100 kids on stage having the time of their lives. 04:46.989 --> 04:48.570 They didn't actually throw them on stage, did they? 04:48.590 --> 04:49.211 I think they did. 04:49.351 --> 04:50.552 The cameras weren't looking at it. 04:51.193 --> 04:51.413 Wow. 04:51.873 --> 05:00.937 That's the kind of thing that Michael Jackson would get very upset about throwing children on stage But they looked so happy didn't you think yeah, they did they were brilliant like why just you know Damon Auburn? 05:00.957 --> 05:15.843 He's been to those things a million times, so that's the right decision I'll step back and I'll let 200 underprivileged kids in tracksuits Have the little evening of their tiny little lie well underprivileged Joe probably they were probably terrible stage school kids from an a share of success 05:16.223 --> 05:17.084 They did a good job, though. 05:17.104 --> 05:19.927 Yeah, and so they just radiated enthusiasm. 05:20.267 --> 05:20.988 It was a brilliant spectacle. 05:21.008 --> 05:22.549 They did good clapping and good head bobbing. 05:22.629 --> 05:23.570 Very good head bobbing. 05:23.811 --> 05:24.772 They made a wonderful sound. 05:24.932 --> 05:25.993 It's a great single as well. 05:26.053 --> 05:27.795 It sounded current, innovative. 05:28.295 --> 05:30.958 You know, by contrast, you've got Prince, who we both adore. 05:31.058 --> 05:31.238 Yeah. 05:31.558 --> 05:35.863 But he sounded like a man who's been in a box for 15 years and never heard any modern music. 05:36.423 --> 05:39.146 And it was just like, why was he there, even? 05:39.727 --> 05:41.409 Is he promoting one of his new internet albums? 05:41.429 --> 05:43.411 Yeah, well he's got a big new album out. 05:43.451 --> 05:45.313 He sells millions and millions of albums, Prince. 05:45.453 --> 05:46.695 He's still huge. 05:46.815 --> 05:47.996 I'm not putting the purple ponce down. 05:48.016 --> 05:50.459 Only because he gives them away free with tickets to his concerts. 05:51.059 --> 05:53.482 I mean, he made an amazing noise, certainly. 05:54.263 --> 05:57.387 He was spectacular, and I would take him above the Kaiser Chiefs. 05:58.228 --> 06:01.212 Any day of the week I've got stuff in my throat. 06:01.652 --> 06:03.114 So listen, let's do a competition soon. 06:03.134 --> 06:03.935 What are we going to do? 06:03.995 --> 06:08.381 We can either do an over-the-top special effect or we can do crap commentary. 06:09.302 --> 06:10.043 Or we can do both. 06:10.103 --> 06:11.304 I've still got things in my throat. 06:12.005 --> 06:15.530 I'll tell you what, let's do... Oh, I just don't know. 06:16.030 --> 06:17.491 It's a good crap commentary this week. 06:17.791 --> 06:18.391 Well, let's do that. 06:18.851 --> 06:21.152 No, I was gonna say let's, let's, let's save it. 06:21.172 --> 06:22.453 Let's do the over-the-top effect then. 06:22.593 --> 06:23.613 Do the over-the-top effect. 06:23.793 --> 06:24.193 Nice one. 06:24.313 --> 06:24.874 Okay, listen. 06:24.934 --> 06:25.814 Here's the plan, Joe. 06:26.034 --> 06:26.174 Yeah. 06:26.354 --> 06:27.274 I'm gonna play a song now. 06:27.294 --> 06:28.095 This is a free play. 06:28.535 --> 06:29.255 It's by The Clash. 06:29.555 --> 06:29.755 Right. 06:29.895 --> 06:31.296 And it's called Safe European Home. 06:31.616 --> 06:32.296 I'll pop to the bog. 06:32.456 --> 06:37.478 You pop to the lave, it will play some adverts, and then when we come back, we'll have our mystery sound competition. 06:37.699 --> 06:37.879 Bog. 06:38.159 --> 06:38.519 Here we go. 06:46.718 --> 06:47.218 There you go. 06:47.319 --> 06:50.021 It's the Gorillaz with Feel Good Incorporated. 06:50.061 --> 06:52.283 They didn't actually win anything in the end, did they? 06:52.423 --> 06:53.184 They won my heart. 06:53.424 --> 06:53.765 Did they? 06:53.925 --> 06:54.365 Yeah. 06:54.385 --> 06:55.126 They won mine, too. 06:55.426 --> 06:55.666 There you go. 06:55.687 --> 06:56.487 So that's two awards. 06:56.627 --> 06:57.408 So they did win something. 06:57.468 --> 06:57.748 Yeah. 06:58.809 --> 07:03.834 Do you think that's probably a better award than that guy who went up on stage with the Kaiser Chiefs was brandishing? 07:04.175 --> 07:05.095 Oh, I didn't see that bit. 07:05.236 --> 07:06.136 What was that all about? 07:06.216 --> 07:06.657 I don't know. 07:06.697 --> 07:07.398 Someone does that every year. 07:07.418 --> 07:07.938 It's traditional. 07:07.958 --> 07:08.799 It's so boring, though. 07:08.819 --> 07:09.299 Stage invasion. 07:09.359 --> 07:10.481 It's hardly Brandon Block. 07:11.081 --> 07:12.742 That was amazing, Brandon Block. 07:12.782 --> 07:16.585 I was thinking about that the other day, like, can you imagine how happy his mate must have been? 07:17.145 --> 07:19.907 The guy who told him, like, hey, Brandon, your name's just been called out. 07:20.187 --> 07:21.408 Come on, get up on stage quick. 07:22.008 --> 07:25.971 And then when he actually did go up on stage, the guy must be thinking, this is the best day of my life. 07:26.752 --> 07:31.074 My mate is so stupid and wasted that he's up there on stage getting in a fight with Ron Wood. 07:31.955 --> 07:33.456 Anyway, so, Joe, what have we got now? 07:33.636 --> 07:34.297 Competition time. 07:35.393 --> 07:37.315 Competition time. 07:37.435 --> 07:37.995 Where's the jingle? 07:38.035 --> 07:38.916 Haven't lined up the jingle. 07:38.936 --> 07:39.776 Well, let's not do a jingle. 07:39.796 --> 07:40.857 Let's just go straight into it. 07:40.897 --> 07:43.079 This is our new competition called Over the Top. 07:43.199 --> 07:43.760 Sound effects. 07:43.800 --> 07:46.542 We've taken a sound effect from a big stupid film. 07:46.802 --> 07:48.884 All you have to do is guess what's happening. 07:48.924 --> 07:50.044 What's making this noise? 07:50.825 --> 07:59.993 The numbers 0-8-7-1-2-2-2-1-0-4-9 up for grabs are tickets to the XFM live session tonight at the Carling Academy, Islington, featuring the Magic Numbers. 08:00.314 --> 08:00.894 Oh, that'd be brilliant. 08:01.194 --> 08:07.920 Or you can go and see Antenna, the fantastic pop video retrospective thing at the NFT this Thursday. 08:08.321 --> 08:09.742 So brilliant tickets up for grabs. 08:09.782 --> 08:11.444 Here comes the competition. 08:11.664 --> 08:12.344 Here comes the noise. 08:12.364 --> 08:13.445 Shall I give you some context? 08:13.606 --> 08:14.066 Yeah, go on then. 08:14.306 --> 08:14.606 OK. 08:14.807 --> 08:16.028 This is from the film Underworld. 08:16.548 --> 08:16.668 Mmm. 08:17.369 --> 08:17.489 Mmm. 08:17.509 --> 08:18.670 Starring Kate Beckinsdale. 08:18.970 --> 08:19.891 I can still smell it. 08:20.071 --> 08:20.912 And vampires. 08:21.172 --> 08:21.492 Yes. 08:21.572 --> 08:22.953 It is a big old pile of poop. 08:23.193 --> 08:23.453 Yes. 08:23.774 --> 08:27.617 However, at one point Kate Beckinsdale is sitting reading a very old book. 08:28.017 --> 08:28.938 Yeah. 08:30.419 --> 08:30.499 OK. 08:30.679 --> 08:34.202 It's a quiet house, the vampire's house, but it's a quiet night in for the vampires. 08:34.522 --> 08:40.767 So she's sitting reading a book, mainly looking at the pictures, because I'm not sure whether she can read, when suddenly this happens. 08:45.652 --> 08:45.932 Yeah? 08:46.032 --> 08:46.432 A bomb. 08:47.173 --> 08:47.893 Could it be a bomb? 08:47.953 --> 08:48.954 Call 0871 222 1049. 08:50.475 --> 08:54.217 If you know what that is the sound of, what's happening to make that sound? 08:54.317 --> 08:55.798 Kate Beckinsale just lets off. 08:56.178 --> 08:56.778 Play it once more? 08:58.099 --> 08:58.959 Can you play it once more? 08:58.979 --> 08:59.560 Yeah, here we go. 08:59.580 --> 09:01.961 I've got to wait for it to cue. 09:01.981 --> 09:03.242 It's a bit technical. 09:03.282 --> 09:03.562 Here we go. 09:07.202 --> 09:09.066 What's happening to Kate Beckinsdale? 09:09.086 --> 09:10.269 0 8 7 1 triple 2 1 0 4 9. 09:11.532 --> 09:13.756 If you get it right, you'll win... Give her an extra D in her name there. 09:14.338 --> 09:14.959 Beckinsdale? 09:15.480 --> 09:16.242 Is she called Sale? 09:16.282 --> 09:17.164 Beckinsdale, I think. 09:18.480 --> 09:19.741 I wouldn't stake my life on it. 09:19.961 --> 09:20.401 So there we go. 09:20.461 --> 09:21.962 And you know, you don't have to get it right, really. 09:21.982 --> 09:22.883 Beckinsdale's where she lives. 09:22.943 --> 09:24.964 We're not looking for right answers necessarily. 09:25.184 --> 09:25.804 Like Emmerdale. 09:26.725 --> 09:28.906 Um, yes, sorry, I was just talking rubbish there. 09:29.186 --> 09:31.147 No, exactly, we want speculative answers, don't we? 09:31.247 --> 09:31.427 Yeah. 09:31.647 --> 09:37.551 And if they're, you know, if you can speculate amusingly and get the right answer, that would be an amazing double whammy. 09:37.571 --> 09:43.474 0871-221049 to win those tickets for the XFM live session with the magic numbers or antenna. 09:43.894 --> 09:45.216 at the NFT on Thursday. 09:45.357 --> 09:45.537 Yeah. 09:45.577 --> 09:46.038 Call now. 09:46.278 --> 09:48.602 Now, Joe, we've got an exciting piece of music to play. 09:48.622 --> 09:48.923 Have we? 09:48.983 --> 09:49.183 Yeah. 09:49.404 --> 09:50.265 This is The Streets. 09:50.365 --> 09:51.868 This is a new track from The Streets. 09:52.289 --> 09:54.412 And it's called When You Wasn't Famous. 09:54.673 --> 09:56.095 That doesn't make grammatical sense. 09:56.775 --> 10:06.258 No, apparently it's the language of the streets, you see, and I think he's going down the M&M route of just dealing with real life as it affects him, i.e. 10:06.298 --> 10:07.978 the problems of being a famous person now. 10:08.158 --> 10:08.479 Okay. 10:08.499 --> 10:10.039 So let's see what he has to say about it. 10:10.919 --> 10:14.200 Ah, see, right, see the thing that's got it all off up now is camera phones. 10:14.560 --> 10:16.401 They're in the thing we were going to do, Michael! 10:17.021 --> 10:18.102 I know. 10:18.502 --> 10:19.483 That's good. 10:19.783 --> 10:21.724 There's a lot of swearing in there though, isn't there? 10:21.744 --> 10:22.544 Didn't make much sense. 10:22.564 --> 10:29.068 There's swearing and drug references, which is pretty, I mean... Didn't they back mask the drug references though? 10:29.188 --> 10:29.728 Not really. 10:29.768 --> 10:31.209 Well, rolled up notes and all that stuff. 10:31.329 --> 10:31.809 Oh dear. 10:31.929 --> 10:32.710 And what's praying? 10:33.430 --> 10:34.911 You were so pranged up. 10:35.211 --> 10:35.651 Pranged up. 10:35.751 --> 10:39.953 Listen, who is the CDUK star who he's sleeping with then? 10:40.013 --> 10:42.675 Or the female performer who appeared on CDUK? 10:42.815 --> 10:43.275 Who is it? 10:43.335 --> 10:45.176 You're assuming this is autobiographical? 10:45.196 --> 10:45.696 Oh, it's gotta be. 10:45.796 --> 10:46.156 It's gotta be. 10:46.196 --> 10:46.636 It's gotta be. 10:47.137 --> 10:47.537 Who is it? 10:47.557 --> 10:48.057 Skinner can't. 10:48.077 --> 10:48.657 One of the sugar babes? 10:48.677 --> 10:49.978 Skinner can't make it up, can he? 10:50.358 --> 10:51.039 Is it a sugar babe? 10:51.099 --> 10:51.499 Probably. 10:51.739 --> 10:52.219 You reckon? 10:52.339 --> 10:52.679 Ayesha. 10:53.380 --> 10:53.820 Muja. 10:54.260 --> 10:54.560 Muja. 10:54.640 --> 10:55.821 She's not a sugar babe anymore. 10:56.061 --> 10:56.701 One of them's dropped out. 10:56.781 --> 10:57.362 I know, that's true. 10:57.782 --> 10:58.943 Listen, should we do this competition? 10:58.963 --> 10:59.103 Yes. 11:00.303 --> 11:02.665 This is our over-the-top special effect competition. 11:03.045 --> 11:04.346 OTT, FX. 11:05.347 --> 11:06.548 We've got some callers on the line. 11:06.728 --> 11:10.570 We've been asking you what's happening to Kate Beckinsdale in Underworld when this noise happens. 11:10.590 --> 11:11.591 Stop calling her Kate Beckinsdale. 11:11.631 --> 11:13.152 I will call her Kate Beckinsdale. 11:13.172 --> 11:14.193 I'm sorry, I've written it that way. 11:14.393 --> 11:15.013 Okay, here we go. 11:19.556 --> 11:20.737 Now, who have we got on the line? 11:20.957 --> 11:22.518 Who do we have on the line, Xanthi? 11:22.658 --> 11:22.939 Steve. 11:23.459 --> 11:24.019 Hello, Steve. 11:24.039 --> 11:24.560 Hello, Steve. 11:24.620 --> 11:24.960 Hello. 11:24.980 --> 11:25.600 How you doing? 11:26.181 --> 11:26.721 Not bad, thanks. 11:26.761 --> 11:27.202 How are you guys? 11:27.302 --> 11:29.063 Are you a fan of really bad vampire movies? 11:29.540 --> 11:31.020 I'm a fan of Terribly Bad. 11:31.360 --> 11:31.701 Really? 11:32.021 --> 11:32.901 Have you seen the new one? 11:32.921 --> 11:33.881 There's a sequel, isn't there? 11:33.901 --> 11:35.721 I haven't had time yet, no. 11:35.801 --> 11:37.302 No, who would have time? 11:37.882 --> 11:40.363 What sort of person would have time for that kind of crap? 11:41.863 --> 11:42.843 What's your guess, Stu? 11:43.463 --> 11:46.924 Is it, by chance, a werewolf crashing through a door? 11:47.384 --> 11:49.945 A werewolf crashing through, it sounds like it, doesn't it? 11:50.065 --> 11:50.625 You don't hear it yet? 11:53.815 --> 11:54.515 That's a good guess, man. 11:54.535 --> 11:55.656 That's a good guess, but it's wrong. 11:56.616 --> 12:05.799 You know, the sort of, the clues in the competition, over-the-top special effect, the idea of the competition is whatever's happening does not justify that level of noise. 12:06.039 --> 12:07.199 Think more boring, Steve. 12:07.639 --> 12:08.319 Have another guess. 12:09.019 --> 12:14.021 Ooh, er, er, is it, er, the peace delivery boy, knocking on the door. 12:17.711 --> 12:18.651 Hello, pizza! 12:19.412 --> 12:20.012 That sort of thing. 12:20.652 --> 12:20.912 Wrong. 12:21.532 --> 12:23.693 Santi, we were supposed to have lots of people lined up. 12:23.713 --> 12:24.533 We only got one caller. 12:24.834 --> 12:26.554 Well, what did you do with the others? 12:27.514 --> 12:27.915 Get out. 12:28.795 --> 12:29.295 Pack your bags. 12:29.315 --> 12:30.195 Get your bags fired. 12:30.836 --> 12:31.036 Out. 12:31.256 --> 12:32.396 Santi's fired again. 12:32.716 --> 12:33.397 OK, Steve. 12:34.257 --> 12:34.657 He's wrong. 12:34.677 --> 12:34.997 You're wrong. 12:35.517 --> 12:36.458 Yeah. 12:36.498 --> 12:37.558 Shall we give him the right answer? 12:37.578 --> 12:39.079 Do you want to know what is really happening? 12:39.579 --> 12:40.139 I'd love to know. 12:40.259 --> 12:40.799 Yeah, OK. 12:41.079 --> 12:45.801 So that is the sound of Kate Beckinsdale seeing a drawing of a medallion that she recognises. 12:46.361 --> 12:46.742 Really? 12:46.802 --> 12:47.682 The sound of sight? 12:47.802 --> 12:50.925 That's not even actually the sound of anything physical happening. 12:51.205 --> 12:54.048 It's the sound of her thinking and realising something. 12:54.128 --> 12:56.550 Does it even go over a zoom or something? 12:56.750 --> 12:56.930 Yeah. 12:57.371 --> 12:58.031 Okay. 12:58.452 --> 12:59.493 The sound of zooming. 12:59.573 --> 13:01.034 It's from the Edgar Wright school of filming. 13:01.054 --> 13:01.434 Hey. 13:01.774 --> 13:02.175 That's good. 13:02.195 --> 13:03.456 I'm not saying anything bad about it. 13:03.476 --> 13:06.479 I'm just saying that every camera move has to have an explosive sound. 13:06.539 --> 13:08.000 Yeah, but no, that's the sound of her thinking. 13:08.300 --> 13:08.480 Yeah. 13:08.520 --> 13:09.781 Wow, there you go. 13:09.841 --> 13:10.902 So now you've been told, Steve. 13:10.982 --> 13:12.123 Hey, Steve, do you want some tickets anyway? 13:13.200 --> 13:15.761 Do you want to go see the magic numbers tonight or antenna on Thursday? 13:16.161 --> 13:17.141 Antenna on Thursday, please. 13:17.301 --> 13:17.921 Good choice. 13:18.141 --> 13:19.182 Very good choice. 13:19.222 --> 13:31.185 That's happening at the NFT and there should be some availability if anybody else wants to get down there and that's a showcase of the latest cutting-edge pop videos at the NFT on Thursday night, including the world premiere of the follow-up to Nizlopi's JCB video. 13:31.625 --> 13:32.105 There you go. 13:32.285 --> 13:33.885 There you go, so that'll be great. 13:34.165 --> 13:35.046 Thanks for calling, Stu. 13:35.326 --> 13:35.786 Cheers, Stu. 13:37.193 --> 13:37.673 Lots of love. 13:37.794 --> 13:38.074 Bye. 13:38.134 --> 13:38.474 Love you. 13:38.494 --> 13:39.795 So there you go. 13:39.815 --> 13:40.716 That's OTT sound effects. 13:40.977 --> 13:42.378 We've still got another competition this week. 13:42.418 --> 13:44.360 Maybe we should even hold it over until next week. 13:44.980 --> 13:47.723 It's quite an amazing crap commentary that we've got. 13:47.743 --> 13:48.924 Shall we have a record? 13:48.944 --> 13:49.865 Yeah, let's have a record. 13:50.205 --> 13:52.167 Now, who is this? 13:52.187 --> 13:52.647 Stone Roses. 13:53.348 --> 13:53.928 The stonies. 13:54.249 --> 13:54.569 You know what? 13:54.589 --> 13:56.010 I'm not sure it is the stone roses. 13:56.270 --> 13:57.130 Are we dropping the roses? 13:57.731 --> 14:01.253 I thought maybe of dropping the roses, but I can't remember... Well, then it's gonna be Coldplay. 14:01.313 --> 14:02.653 What I replaced the roses with. 14:02.833 --> 14:03.414 What a choice. 14:03.714 --> 14:04.654 Oh, man, I don't remember. 14:04.674 --> 14:07.136 We're stuck between a rose and a cold place. 14:07.156 --> 14:07.756 Hang on. 14:07.996 --> 14:08.537 Oh, you know what? 14:08.937 --> 14:10.538 I thought that was a free play. 14:11.283 --> 14:12.624 Sorry for speaking off-mic there. 14:12.644 --> 14:13.705 It's quite rude, isn't it? 14:14.185 --> 14:21.512 I thought as a free play, I'd bring in a track from a band that was sort of fated and then F-E-T-E-D rather than F8. 14:22.412 --> 14:23.914 But then just sort of didn't really do much. 14:23.934 --> 14:31.680 I don't know if they're going to follow up with an amazing spectacular album of nuttiness, but this is Junior Senior with a track called Shake Your Coconuts. 14:43.137 --> 14:45.540 Adam and Jo on XFM this Saturday afternoon. 14:45.560 --> 14:52.289 Now we're debating whether or not we should have a crap commentary corner in this week's show. 14:52.309 --> 14:55.033 Because we've got a lot of competitions, don't we? 14:55.053 --> 14:57.496 We've got your over the top effects competition, which we've just done. 14:58.117 --> 15:00.919 And then I was thinking we could have a kind of a text competition. 15:01.379 --> 15:04.342 I'm still obsessed by the idea of coming up with new words. 15:05.202 --> 15:10.406 Advertisers just don't seem to be able to do anything other than invent new words for their products. 15:10.446 --> 15:12.107 Do you know what I mean? 15:12.367 --> 15:13.889 Have you seen the Worcester Sauce ads? 15:14.269 --> 15:14.449 No? 15:15.290 --> 15:16.010 Oh, they're dreadful. 15:16.070 --> 15:18.152 Anyway, I want to talk about those a bit later on. 15:19.373 --> 15:20.293 But let's play some more music now. 15:20.313 --> 15:20.834 Who have we got? 15:21.014 --> 15:21.614 Stone Roses. 15:21.634 --> 15:23.776 The Stone Roses with She Bangs the Drum. 15:32.912 --> 15:34.896 That's the Stone Roses with She Bangs the Drums. 15:35.717 --> 15:36.358 Drum even. 15:36.879 --> 15:37.540 Just one drum. 15:37.761 --> 15:38.222 She bangs. 15:38.860 --> 15:40.261 Now, it's, uh... Hello. 15:40.641 --> 15:42.463 Sorry, we're using a different mic this week. 15:42.483 --> 15:45.905 Yeah, it's all gone a bit, uh... We're having a sort of technical breakdown at XFM. 15:45.925 --> 15:47.986 A lot of the machines are just simply very old and breaking. 15:48.146 --> 15:48.367 Yeah. 15:48.607 --> 15:48.787 Yeah. 15:49.107 --> 15:49.387 OK. 15:49.708 --> 15:52.510 So, it's time for movie and video game news, listeners. 15:52.810 --> 15:56.332 If you're a fan of The Godfather, then there's something exciting on the horizon. 15:56.412 --> 15:59.054 A video game based on the film The Godfather. 15:59.074 --> 16:00.695 Are you a fan of The Godfather, Adam Buxton? 16:01.176 --> 16:02.817 Uh, yeah, I'm not massive, but yes, it's true. 16:02.837 --> 16:04.238 Well, you'd agree that it's a classic film? 16:04.358 --> 16:04.498 Yes. 16:04.758 --> 16:06.139 Yeah, and it's an important film. 16:06.399 --> 16:07.000 Important. 16:07.020 --> 16:08.241 Historically important. 16:08.581 --> 16:09.161 In what way? 16:09.181 --> 16:11.043 Well, it's just one of the most famous films ever made. 16:11.183 --> 16:11.643 That's true. 16:11.783 --> 16:12.024 Yeah? 16:12.104 --> 16:14.065 And it's got an amazing cast of people. 16:14.265 --> 16:18.568 Extraordinary cast of people, and the idea of it being made into a video game, well, that's exciting, isn't it? 16:19.471 --> 16:21.693 Yeah, that's mystifying what would happen. 16:21.953 --> 16:23.074 OK, it's exciting, isn't it? 16:23.174 --> 16:25.996 And the people who are making the video game are a company called EA. 16:26.036 --> 16:27.537 They make all the James Bond games. 16:28.197 --> 16:32.340 At the beginning of their games, there's a sort of logo and someone who goes, challenge everything. 16:32.660 --> 16:32.881 Yes. 16:33.141 --> 16:34.862 If you play video games, you'll recognize that. 16:34.962 --> 16:35.523 Well, slightly. 16:36.143 --> 16:39.245 OK, so they've been given the task of making a game out of The Godfather. 16:39.706 --> 16:48.412 And it says on their website, The Godfather is one of the, I'm quoting here, The Godfather is one of the most exciting, dramatic, and memorable works of fiction in the world. 16:48.832 --> 16:49.072 Yeah? 16:49.233 --> 16:50.113 No arguments from me. 16:50.133 --> 16:50.474 That's true. 16:50.934 --> 16:58.682 Our goal has been to maintain the legacy of the Godfather and empower players to interact in a world based on one of the most remarkable motion pictures of all time. 16:59.303 --> 17:00.404 So that's exciting, isn't it? 17:00.644 --> 17:03.787 The thought of actually being able to live the Godfather movies. 17:04.107 --> 17:07.331 Don Corleone and all the other characters, you know? 17:07.611 --> 17:10.454 Vito, Luca Brasi, Sonny, Tom Hagen. 17:10.894 --> 17:11.154 Yeah. 17:11.174 --> 17:18.738 So let's hear a clip from the forthcoming video game of The Godfather and and just admire how brilliantly they've captured the flavor of those those films. 17:18.759 --> 17:21.620 This is a genuine clip from the new Godfather video game. 17:22.120 --> 17:23.261 You order a cake or something? 17:23.561 --> 17:26.423 The Corleone family wants to make sure your bakery stays safe. 17:26.443 --> 17:28.324 See, you don't scare me. 17:28.564 --> 17:30.145 You Corleone scum. 17:30.505 --> 17:31.886 Be a good little baker. 17:32.266 --> 17:33.247 Give me what I want. 17:33.807 --> 17:36.869 Leave my bakery now before I call the police. 17:38.504 --> 17:38.964 You see? 17:39.725 --> 17:40.325 That's amazing. 17:40.345 --> 17:42.946 They've really... Classic scene of intimidation. 17:43.066 --> 17:44.627 They've stayed true to the spirit of the film. 17:44.667 --> 17:45.327 They have, yeah. 17:45.567 --> 17:46.228 Isn't that brilliant? 17:46.408 --> 17:48.789 Get out of my bakery, you gangster man! 17:49.029 --> 17:53.211 Or I'm gonna throw a cake from my bakery at you, you mad... you bet... you man! 17:53.231 --> 17:54.351 Do you want another clip? 17:54.451 --> 17:55.092 Yes. 17:55.292 --> 17:56.632 Here's another brilliant scene. 17:57.613 --> 18:00.494 I think this is, again, him demanding some money from somebody. 18:02.734 --> 18:05.296 Listen Emilio, the Corleones run this neighborhood. 18:05.796 --> 18:08.118 If you're not paying them, you'll pay the consequences. 18:08.758 --> 18:10.259 Why should I even give you a dime? 18:13.321 --> 18:13.781 No more! 18:14.102 --> 18:14.322 I'll pay! 18:16.756 --> 18:17.776 That's the end of that scene. 18:18.197 --> 18:20.517 Was that you playing there at the end with a bit of punching? 18:20.697 --> 18:21.418 No, no, that's all. 18:21.438 --> 18:23.678 No, that was just a demo. 18:23.698 --> 18:24.879 You know, not an interactive demo. 18:24.939 --> 18:25.819 It was just a movie. 18:26.119 --> 18:27.419 But that's promising, isn't it? 18:27.539 --> 18:27.799 Yeah. 18:28.020 --> 18:28.260 Wow. 18:28.300 --> 18:28.720 The Godfather. 18:28.740 --> 18:31.481 They've really stayed true to the spirit of the Godfather. 18:31.681 --> 18:37.362 All the music that makes you, that brings you back to Italy. 18:37.422 --> 18:39.203 I like the way it fades in and out as well. 18:39.263 --> 18:42.684 When you approach a character, it comes in and when you walk away, it goes away again. 18:42.844 --> 18:43.805 That's a good line, though. 18:44.185 --> 18:46.526 You don't pay the money, you pay the consequences. 18:46.586 --> 18:46.906 Yeah. 18:47.487 --> 18:49.307 And then, poof, poof, OK, I'll pay. 18:50.148 --> 18:52.789 Simple as that. 18:52.829 --> 18:53.170 Brilliant. 18:53.190 --> 18:54.170 That's the end of that, then. 18:54.290 --> 18:56.411 Get out of my bakery, you gangster. 18:56.952 --> 18:57.812 You're a gangster. 18:57.852 --> 18:59.333 I'm going to call the police about it. 18:59.353 --> 19:00.794 Should we play some Coldplay? 19:00.954 --> 19:01.134 Yeah. 19:12.844 --> 19:15.111 That's the mighty Coldplay with talk. 19:15.151 --> 19:16.414 This is Adam and Joe on XFM. 19:16.434 --> 19:17.156 We'll be back shortly. 19:17.176 --> 19:18.741 XFM. 19:23.680 --> 19:25.421 That's Editors with Munich. 19:25.441 --> 19:28.483 This is Adam and Joe on a Saturday afternoon in XFM. 19:28.963 --> 19:30.064 Is it text competition time? 19:30.144 --> 19:31.825 Text competition time. 19:31.885 --> 19:40.890 That's exciting and up for grabs if you win this text competition are these very valuable box sets of professionals DVD. 19:41.030 --> 19:43.752 Every single professionals episode ever made. 19:43.892 --> 19:44.212 Wow. 19:44.913 --> 19:45.473 57 episodes. 19:45.913 --> 19:46.374 Uncut. 19:47.094 --> 19:48.516 and digitally remastered. 19:48.856 --> 19:49.356 Wow. 19:49.417 --> 19:49.617 Yeah. 19:50.097 --> 19:50.678 Commentaries? 19:51.138 --> 19:51.539 Probably not. 19:51.559 --> 19:52.640 Making of featurettes? 19:52.720 --> 19:53.401 Probably not. 19:53.721 --> 19:54.242 Surely. 19:54.502 --> 19:55.022 I don't know. 19:55.042 --> 19:56.524 You would imagine so. 19:56.844 --> 19:58.686 Did you ever watch a single episode of The Professionals? 19:58.706 --> 19:59.827 Yeah, I used to love The Professionals. 19:59.847 --> 20:00.048 Did you? 20:00.068 --> 20:00.188 Yeah. 20:00.348 --> 20:01.389 Enjoyed The Professionals a lot. 20:01.629 --> 20:01.910 Wow. 20:02.230 --> 20:03.932 That was the Rough Boys that watched The Professionals. 20:03.952 --> 20:05.053 Yeah, I was one of them Rough Boys. 20:05.253 --> 20:05.693 Boy Joe! 20:05.873 --> 20:07.133 I also liked The Return of the Saint. 20:07.554 --> 20:08.294 That was my favourite. 20:08.314 --> 20:09.754 That wasn't so much a rough boy show. 20:09.774 --> 20:11.135 No, that was the gay boy show. 20:11.155 --> 20:12.035 That was a girly boy show. 20:12.835 --> 20:16.876 So anyway, I was saying before about the Wooster Sauce ad, which you haven't seen Joe and Zantoo. 20:16.936 --> 20:17.096 No. 20:17.396 --> 20:21.457 Hasn't seen it either, but I'm hoping that someone out there has seen these Wooster Sauce ads. 20:21.477 --> 20:23.018 They're very quick. 20:23.438 --> 20:27.439 They sort of sprinkle them almost like drops of Wooster Sauce throughout the ad breaks. 20:27.779 --> 20:28.939 There's like two or three. 20:29.019 --> 20:30.159 You know the way they do that sometimes? 20:30.179 --> 20:31.840 They kind of return to them as little stings. 20:32.060 --> 20:32.240 Sure. 20:32.840 --> 20:35.081 And, uh, it's more new words. 20:35.121 --> 20:39.983 We've talked before on this show about advertisers inventing new words, particularly for cars. 20:40.143 --> 20:43.405 Not only do they want you to buy their products, they want you to speak their language as well. 20:43.425 --> 20:44.085 Exactly, yeah. 20:44.245 --> 20:46.046 Put it in your dictionary, they say. 20:47.667 --> 20:48.827 Big small, we were talking about. 20:48.987 --> 20:49.968 Big small, yeah. 20:50.028 --> 20:56.431 Before it was, um, all the Nissan micro words like spafe, which was my personal least favourite. 20:57.031 --> 21:01.473 Anyway, Worcester Source have gone down a similar route, um, talking about 21:02.133 --> 21:05.136 putting a splish of Worcester sauce on your food. 21:05.716 --> 21:06.757 And they've got some other words. 21:06.797 --> 21:09.680 Maybe someone could email in what the other words are. 21:09.720 --> 21:12.362 I tried to find them on the internet but I was stumped. 21:13.083 --> 21:13.643 I couldn't remember. 21:13.663 --> 21:15.845 There's another even more annoying word than splish. 21:15.865 --> 21:16.706 So let's get this clear. 21:16.726 --> 21:20.029 You want people to text in words like splish? 21:20.069 --> 21:20.610 Yeah, basically. 21:20.630 --> 21:21.591 Because splish is a word. 21:22.191 --> 21:24.692 Yeah, splish, splosh, I was taking the bath. 21:24.812 --> 21:27.812 Yeah, but you can't separate splish from splash, though. 21:27.892 --> 21:30.433 Splish is, it's splish dash splash, splish splash. 21:30.493 --> 21:31.573 I don't know, I would argue. 21:31.713 --> 21:32.753 You can't just wander around saying splish. 21:32.773 --> 21:34.214 But anyway, for the sake of this competition, I'll agree. 21:34.334 --> 21:34.534 Yeah. 21:34.934 --> 21:42.315 But anyway, it doesn't matter, it's just that the application of that word to Worcester Source, they obviously think that it's idiosyncratic and it makes me feel queasy. 21:42.555 --> 21:42.735 Yeah. 21:42.915 --> 21:43.175 Okay. 21:43.736 --> 21:45.156 And so I'm thinking, 21:45.956 --> 21:56.830 Basically, I want people to get their creative minds, you know, get in the creative mindset, or the mindset of a creative in an advertising agency, and come up with some annoying words to describe other food products. 21:56.890 --> 21:57.491 For example? 21:57.591 --> 21:58.612 For example, Marmite. 21:58.873 --> 21:59.153 Okay? 21:59.333 --> 21:59.534 Yeah. 22:00.074 --> 22:02.377 So what about, just add a poop of Marmite? 22:03.228 --> 22:03.588 A poop. 22:03.809 --> 22:04.149 A poop? 22:04.910 --> 22:05.610 Yeah, how about that? 22:05.650 --> 22:06.951 Might not shift many jars. 22:07.011 --> 22:10.955 Well, yeah, but I'm thinking this is the similar sort of thing as the Worcester sauce thing. 22:11.075 --> 22:11.816 OK, keep going. 22:11.916 --> 22:12.837 Give us another one. 22:12.877 --> 22:13.998 Give us another one. 22:14.078 --> 22:14.398 Here we go. 22:14.738 --> 22:18.161 Why not try scrambled eggs on toast with an ouzel of Marmite? 22:18.481 --> 22:19.282 An ouzel? 22:19.562 --> 22:19.783 Yeah. 22:20.203 --> 22:24.447 So are these specifically words to describe the application of a substance? 22:25.267 --> 22:26.849 It's got to be specific to the product. 22:26.869 --> 22:27.709 Specific to the product. 22:27.729 --> 22:30.652 So I'm thinking a poop or an ooze-all is good for Marmite. 22:30.832 --> 22:31.092 Right. 22:31.313 --> 22:34.555 But for tomato ketchup, what about a fart of ketchup? 22:34.835 --> 22:35.136 Right. 22:35.356 --> 22:37.558 There's a trend emerging in your made-up words. 22:37.718 --> 22:39.179 Or a pukelet. 22:39.720 --> 22:40.360 A pukelet. 22:40.600 --> 22:41.561 A pukelet of ketchup. 22:41.821 --> 22:48.967 I think people will get the idea, so text 83XFM with your ideas for what Adam just said. 22:49.027 --> 22:49.748 What I've been saying. 22:50.369 --> 22:50.849 83XFM. 22:51.209 --> 22:52.711 How about a yawn of Bertolli? 22:53.482 --> 22:54.067 That kind of thing. 23:08.749 --> 23:09.109 There you go. 23:09.229 --> 23:10.169 That's the soppy surfer. 23:10.630 --> 23:12.430 Jack Johnson with Better Together. 23:12.690 --> 23:15.891 Adam and Joe here on XFM this Saturday afternoon. 23:16.231 --> 23:20.493 And we've got huge amounts of ideas coming in through the... We've got a very good response. 23:20.553 --> 23:27.615 Keep texting 83XFM with your adjectives to describe... I can't explain it but if you were listening earlier you'd understand. 23:27.835 --> 23:28.095 What? 23:28.175 --> 23:29.196 Just I can't explain it? 23:29.276 --> 23:30.076 Well it's... No, no, no. 23:30.136 --> 23:31.136 You were on the right track. 23:31.256 --> 23:32.237 Adjectives is all I said. 23:32.257 --> 23:33.097 Adjectives, yeah. 23:33.397 --> 23:57.260 sort of invented adjectives or at least for the application of a product to a product related surface yeah that kind of thing yeah yeah toast is a product related surf surface and joe was saying before is a surface while we were playing jack johnson joe was convinced that i believe splish might be in the dictionary but i've been proved wrong according to the online dictionary yeah but maybe in the complete oxford splishes there i was just thinking if you were reading a novel 23:58.041 --> 24:06.325 Uh, you wouldn't really, um, what's, you know, you wouldn't think that Splish was out of place if, say, Stephen King described the rain splishing down? 24:06.805 --> 24:10.387 Absolutely not, but I don't, I think that it's not the context for it. 24:10.427 --> 24:13.748 An advert for Worcester sauce is the thing that makes me angry about it. 24:13.768 --> 24:17.010 You're right, there are worse, though, and God knows we've had some worse ones texted in. 24:17.150 --> 24:17.510 Yeah, exactly. 24:17.590 --> 24:19.891 Very stupid ones, and some quite rude ones. 24:19.911 --> 24:21.012 Some filthy ones, yeah. 24:21.172 --> 24:21.952 Mostly filthy, in fact. 24:21.972 --> 24:23.453 I'm not totally surprised about that. 24:24.751 --> 24:25.711 Um, so let's see. 24:26.491 --> 24:27.192 What were we gonna say? 24:28.992 --> 24:30.252 Have you got anything to say, Joe? 24:30.392 --> 24:33.953 I've got lots to say, but let's have a record and come back and do some more saying. 24:34.493 --> 24:37.614 I'd like to take everybody into the world of Timothy Treadwell in a second. 24:38.494 --> 24:38.894 Treadwell? 24:39.495 --> 24:40.075 Who is Treadwell? 24:40.115 --> 24:42.535 I'll take them into the world of Timothy Treadwell in a second. 24:43.015 --> 24:43.736 I'm gonna tease it. 24:44.036 --> 24:46.756 Wow, that's such an obscure tease because we've got no idea who he is. 24:47.316 --> 24:48.877 Okay, here's a free play for you right now. 24:48.897 --> 24:49.637 This is Supergrass. 24:56.553 --> 25:01.816 At Supergrass with We Still Need More Than Anyone Can Give, this is Edward Jo on XFM. 25:01.836 --> 25:04.938 We're going to wrap up our text competition very shortly, so stick with us. 25:04.978 --> 25:06.739 But here's some marvelous adverts for you. 25:06.759 --> 25:08.240 XFM. 25:11.803 --> 25:15.905 There you go, that's the marvellous Magic Numbers with Love Me Like You. 25:15.925 --> 25:18.826 This is Adam and Joe here on XFM this Saturday afternoon. 25:19.226 --> 25:24.868 Now we're going to wrap up our text competition, promise, but not just yet, because we've still got a lot of entries coming in. 25:25.288 --> 25:27.889 So in the meantime, I'm going to hand you over to Joe Cornish. 25:28.246 --> 25:31.268 Yes, but yeah, because it's movie news time. 25:31.989 --> 25:34.711 And I'd like to talk about a documentary called Grizzly Man. 25:34.731 --> 25:35.852 Have you heard about Grizzly Man, Adam? 25:35.872 --> 25:36.612 I've heard lots about it. 25:36.672 --> 25:38.053 Everyone who's seen it says it's amazing. 25:38.354 --> 25:39.114 It is amazing. 25:39.414 --> 25:44.578 And if you haven't heard about it, it's made by a very famous German director called Werner Herzog. 25:45.419 --> 25:57.128 And he's basically discovered this footage, DV footage, you know, handicam footage, that a man called Timothy Treadwell filmed of himself trying to make friends with a colony of bears. 25:57.868 --> 26:24.119 uh... in alaska i think in uh... in in in in a sort of uh... gamers of what would you call it not gamers of like a national park national park exactly so fun i had such stumbled upon all this amazing footage that he's filmed on his own with these bears so i saw the poster to this film i thought it was going to be like grisly adams like a kind of uh... you know brutish bearded uh... tough guy you out in the wilderness making friends with bears 26:24.659 --> 26:43.926 couldn't be more wrong timothy treadwell is the softest sweetest sort of michael jackson-esque person you've ever seen but yet it's almost as if he's trying to prove his masculinity by making friends with this with these bears yeah so i'd like to play a few clips here's the first clip and this is timothy treadwell uh 26:44.366 --> 27:00.593 who's basically been on his own, he spends years on his own in this national park, completely alone, nothing but his camcorder for company, so his self-censorship levels kind of drop, you know, after a while, he doesn't think anyone's watching him, and he gets deeply, deeply involved with the nature. 27:00.993 --> 27:03.756 Because there's no people for him to talk to, only animals. 27:04.157 --> 27:06.820 So he gets very, very bonded with the animals. 27:07.180 --> 27:09.883 And here's him coming across a dead bee. 27:10.344 --> 27:18.313 And listen to how moved he is by the fact that this bee has died while he was taking pollen from a flower. 27:19.034 --> 27:19.615 Have a listen to this. 27:19.995 --> 27:31.178 This is a bumblebee who expired as it was working at doing the pollen thing on this Alaskan fireweed, and it just is just, it's really touched me to no end. 27:31.398 --> 27:38.339 It was doing its duty, it was flying around, working busy as a bee, and it died right there. 27:39.339 --> 27:41.080 It's beautiful, it's sad, it's tragic. 27:41.800 --> 27:42.620 I love that bee. 27:43.220 --> 27:44.081 Well, the bee moved. 27:45.041 --> 27:45.781 Is it sleeping? 27:46.638 --> 27:48.239 So the bee was just sleeping. 27:49.200 --> 27:54.144 But he got so involved in the idea that it might have died on the flower and how beautiful that would be. 27:54.264 --> 27:54.484 Yeah. 27:55.064 --> 27:57.566 That, you know, he almost wanted it to be dead, I think. 27:57.586 --> 27:59.047 He sounds like a fragile man. 27:59.267 --> 28:00.088 He is a fragile man. 28:00.128 --> 28:01.309 Can I play you one more clip? 28:01.749 --> 28:03.170 He's so in love with these bears. 28:03.871 --> 28:08.914 One of the most amazing things about this film is he gets amazingly close to the bears. 28:09.195 --> 28:14.779 He's literally got his camcorder in his left hand and his hand stroking the nose of a massive grizzly bear. 28:15.279 --> 28:44.846 talking to it kind of like this and he gives them names like Timmy and Bobo and Sergeant Brown and Quincy and he commentates on their movements oh sergeant Brown is attacking Quincy sergeant Brown stop it don't do that to Quincy stuff like this so this is what happens when he goes up to a poop a poo that a bear has just done and it's a bear he particularly loves and he loves this poo almost as much as the bear you might need to give this one some some volume listen very carefully to how excited a man can get over a bear's poo 28:46.459 --> 28:47.339 It just came out of her butt. 28:48.779 --> 28:49.540 I can feel it. 28:50.360 --> 28:51.580 I can feel the poop. 28:52.520 --> 28:53.580 It's warm. 28:53.600 --> 28:54.761 It just came from her butt. 28:55.841 --> 28:57.021 It was just inside of her. 28:57.921 --> 28:58.361 My girl. 28:59.802 --> 29:02.542 I know it may seem weird that I touched her poop, but it was inside of her. 29:04.223 --> 29:06.223 It's her life. 29:06.623 --> 29:07.143 It's her. 29:07.663 --> 29:08.183 It's her poop. 29:08.403 --> 29:09.124 It's Wendy's poop. 29:09.904 --> 29:10.864 It's Wendy's poop. 29:11.647 --> 29:13.669 Now, that's an amazing sequence. 29:14.089 --> 29:14.950 So what's the deal though? 29:14.970 --> 29:16.911 Because the guy, is the guy not well then? 29:17.572 --> 29:21.895 He's having a sort of a nervous breakdown in the wilderness and there's a lot more to it than I'm giving you. 29:21.915 --> 29:23.316 I'm just trying to get people to see it. 29:23.336 --> 29:23.576 Yeah. 29:23.736 --> 29:24.617 Because it's amazing. 29:24.737 --> 29:26.258 Well I haven't heard a bad word about it. 29:26.298 --> 29:29.261 It's really good but there's so much more to it than I thought there was. 29:29.381 --> 29:31.803 Yeah because it's partly about Herzog himself isn't it? 29:31.843 --> 29:33.964 Well that's a whole other layer of fish cake. 29:34.325 --> 29:35.626 Can I play you one last clip? 29:35.686 --> 29:36.086 Yeah please. 29:36.286 --> 29:44.413 So obviously Treadwell's having a bit of a nervous breakdown, and he might be having a slight sexual identity crisis, a sexual orientation crisis as well. 29:45.233 --> 29:52.019 But he does talk about that a bit, because obviously, you know, with those mannerisms and that kind of voice you might draw conclusions about him. 29:52.359 --> 29:56.763 But he puts those conclusions to rest in this little speech that he gives to the camera. 29:56.803 --> 29:57.323 Have a listen to this. 29:58.564 --> 29:59.505 I've always wished I was gay. 29:59.525 --> 30:00.446 Would've been a lot easier. 30:01.307 --> 30:02.868 You know, you can just bing, bing, bing. 30:03.309 --> 30:05.171 Gay guys have no problem. 30:05.251 --> 30:09.415 I mean, they go to restrooms and truck stops and they perform sex. 30:09.935 --> 30:12.838 It's like so easy for them and stuff. 30:12.858 --> 30:13.359 But you know what? 30:13.419 --> 30:15.281 Alas, too many turtles not gay. 30:15.421 --> 30:15.761 Bummer! 30:16.912 --> 30:22.358 I'm sure gay people have problems too, but not as much as one goofy straight guy named Timothy Dredwell. 30:23.640 --> 30:24.781 One goofy straight guy. 30:25.762 --> 30:26.263 So that's it. 30:26.283 --> 30:29.086 That's just to try and get you people out there to go and see Grizzly Man. 30:29.767 --> 30:30.748 Which is on general release. 30:30.808 --> 30:31.469 Yeah, I think so. 30:32.029 --> 30:39.256 And if you don't get to see it at the cinema, watch out for it when it comes out on DVD, because it's better than most of the silly Hollywood features out at the moment. 30:39.456 --> 30:40.016 Absolutely. 30:40.176 --> 30:41.297 Yeah, I can't wait to see that. 30:42.018 --> 30:43.019 OK, let's play some more music. 30:43.059 --> 30:45.982 And after this, we really should wrap up our text competition. 30:46.002 --> 30:53.708 So if you've got any more entries for that, insane words for products that advertisers might come up with, anything annoying, then let us know. 30:54.029 --> 30:58.393 Until then, here is a song. 31:08.510 --> 31:09.010 There you go. 31:11.713 --> 31:23.983 So, you see, every now and again, listeners, what I like to do is I like to play just a mystery track by accident and then see if anyone out there can show off their musical knowledge by telling us what it is. 31:24.603 --> 31:27.986 Because I've got none idea what that track just was. 31:28.426 --> 31:29.247 I played it by accident. 31:29.287 --> 31:31.108 I'm sorry, I'm a bit sort of confused today. 31:31.549 --> 31:35.532 I blame it on the fact that I electrocuted my filling this morning with Spoon. 31:35.612 --> 31:36.113 Do you ever do that? 31:36.933 --> 31:41.577 Oh, when you get a bit of metal, you know, like tin foil or whatever on a filling, it goes right through you. 31:42.197 --> 31:43.979 I've got one, but it's not made of metal. 31:44.259 --> 31:44.719 Oh, right. 31:44.739 --> 31:46.981 It's made of solid... Genius. 31:47.141 --> 31:47.902 Genius, yes. 31:48.382 --> 31:49.924 So let's put this text competition to bed. 31:49.944 --> 31:52.105 We've been asking you to come up with new adjectives. 31:52.386 --> 31:53.146 Are they adjectives? 31:53.566 --> 31:54.407 Kind of, yeah. 31:54.487 --> 31:55.308 Are they verbs? 31:55.388 --> 31:56.489 I think they're adverbs. 31:57.490 --> 31:59.131 They don't necessarily have to be totally invented. 31:59.171 --> 32:03.574 It's just the annoying application of words to... Are they adjectives, verbs or adverbs? 32:04.395 --> 32:07.277 Well, adverb is describing how something is happening. 32:07.337 --> 32:07.777 Exactly. 32:08.557 --> 32:09.298 So they're adverbs. 32:09.538 --> 32:09.718 Right. 32:10.018 --> 32:11.419 So let's go to these texts. 32:12.259 --> 32:17.142 Let's start off with Ellian Wimbledon, who has suggested a fuzz of Parmesan. 32:18.043 --> 32:19.123 That's very that's so good. 32:19.143 --> 32:20.164 I think that might be real. 32:20.784 --> 32:24.146 Madam, would you like a fuzz of Parmesan on your spaghetti? 32:24.980 --> 32:25.661 That's good, you say? 32:25.681 --> 32:26.402 That's good, isn't it? 32:27.123 --> 32:28.745 But there's no actual product, though. 32:29.325 --> 32:29.906 Parmesan. 32:30.106 --> 32:34.071 Yeah, I know, Parmesan, but Parmesan doesn't come pre-fuzzed, does it? 32:34.091 --> 32:34.552 Any brand? 32:34.692 --> 32:36.194 Oh no, it does come pre-fuzzed, in little tubes. 32:36.214 --> 32:38.176 Yeah, yeah, in little powdery tubes. 32:38.397 --> 32:41.981 How about Kim from Croydon has come up with a thud of custard? 32:42.702 --> 32:43.463 Custard thud, nice. 32:43.503 --> 32:48.506 Custard thud, suggesting the density, the weight, the impact of custard arriving, say, on a jelly. 32:48.667 --> 32:48.907 Yeah. 32:49.847 --> 32:50.128 Birds. 32:50.388 --> 32:51.108 Birds could use that. 32:51.709 --> 32:52.529 What, birds? 32:52.649 --> 32:53.050 Oh, I see. 32:53.070 --> 32:53.490 The firm. 32:53.550 --> 32:54.751 The custard firm, yeah. 32:55.211 --> 32:58.033 Remember, there is the complete professionals up for grabs. 32:58.614 --> 33:01.096 57 episodes on DVD worth 150 boons. 33:01.536 --> 33:01.996 Boondes? 33:02.717 --> 33:05.139 That's why we're taking this text competition so seriously. 33:05.859 --> 33:06.119 Mark, 33:06.900 --> 33:08.562 suggests a gurgle of ketchup. 33:08.943 --> 33:09.643 That's nice. 33:09.683 --> 33:10.965 It's nice, it's very simple. 33:11.385 --> 33:12.066 Yeah, well hey. 33:12.367 --> 33:13.688 Hey, simple ones are often the best. 33:13.788 --> 33:14.309 Absolutely. 33:14.950 --> 33:19.075 How about, this is one of my favourites, for me this could be the winner, a Chasnay of Baby Sham. 33:19.375 --> 33:20.256 That's perfect! 33:20.276 --> 33:21.898 Would you like a Chasnay of Baby Sham? 33:22.098 --> 33:23.159 How much would a Chasnay be? 33:23.360 --> 33:24.321 Not very much, probably. 33:24.361 --> 33:24.962 A thimbleful. 33:25.362 --> 33:25.622 Yeah. 33:26.322 --> 33:28.583 Maybe it would just be like wiping it on your face. 33:28.683 --> 33:32.644 That's sent in by Dan Brown, who insists he's not the Dan Brown who invented the Da Vinci Code. 33:33.164 --> 33:35.064 Otherwise he wouldn't be sitting at home calling us. 33:35.405 --> 33:36.665 He'd be swimming in money. 33:37.005 --> 33:37.425 Exactly. 33:38.545 --> 33:44.507 OK, Rob from Pimlico suggests, in a slightly Roland Rivron manner, a scrote of meatballs. 33:45.387 --> 33:46.748 I think that's just a bit sordid. 33:47.349 --> 33:47.989 Right, yeah, yeah, yeah. 33:48.009 --> 33:49.190 He's gone for the balls aspect. 33:49.230 --> 33:50.111 He's gone for the nutties. 33:50.191 --> 33:51.912 Roxy Game, you're filthy. 33:52.233 --> 33:54.154 You're filthy, but I like you. 33:54.334 --> 33:57.437 Maxine says a plap of cottage cheese. 33:57.797 --> 33:58.998 A plap, P-L-A-P. 33:59.118 --> 33:59.799 That's perfect. 33:59.919 --> 34:01.780 That's very onomatopoeic, Maxine. 34:01.920 --> 34:02.261 Well done. 34:03.201 --> 34:04.762 This is kind of like English class, isn't it? 34:04.902 --> 34:06.042 It is, it's the way I'm doing it, yes. 34:06.062 --> 34:08.243 It's like when a fun teacher comes in for English class. 34:09.043 --> 34:10.664 A feature, a furniture. 34:11.484 --> 34:13.705 Pam has come up with... Pam! 34:14.186 --> 34:15.086 What's your second name, Pam? 34:15.106 --> 34:15.986 You'll be very naughty. 34:16.486 --> 34:18.047 Pam has done a league of lemon juice. 34:18.467 --> 34:18.867 A league? 34:19.067 --> 34:20.148 That's perfect. 34:20.308 --> 34:21.448 A league of lemon juice is good. 34:21.929 --> 34:23.689 Oliver in Whoppings says a grunt of peanut butter. 34:23.909 --> 34:24.950 No, not a grunt, a grunst. 34:25.663 --> 34:26.444 That's just nonsense. 34:26.744 --> 34:28.625 A clag of cream from Tony and Whopping. 34:28.705 --> 34:29.126 A clag? 34:29.286 --> 34:30.206 That's a real word, isn't it? 34:30.246 --> 34:30.547 Clag? 34:31.067 --> 34:31.307 Is it? 34:31.648 --> 34:32.508 Something clags up? 34:32.848 --> 34:33.189 Claggy. 34:33.209 --> 34:34.950 You can be claggy, yeah, yeah. 34:35.070 --> 34:35.791 And little Jason. 34:36.411 --> 34:36.992 Little Jason? 34:37.072 --> 34:39.534 Is he any relation to little what's-his-name from rock school? 34:39.954 --> 34:40.474 Little Billy? 34:40.534 --> 34:41.035 Little Timmy? 34:41.055 --> 34:42.556 What's that stupid kid from rock school called? 34:42.816 --> 34:43.657 Lovely kid, I love him. 34:43.957 --> 34:45.058 With the silly baseball cap. 34:45.358 --> 34:46.319 You don't know what I'm talking about, do you? 34:46.339 --> 34:46.759 I do, yeah. 34:46.819 --> 34:48.821 He's the guy that's... Little Timmy, little Robbie, little Bobby. 34:48.861 --> 34:49.801 He's the hope of the band. 34:49.821 --> 34:50.382 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 34:50.862 --> 34:51.523 Jason, isn't he? 34:51.623 --> 34:52.584 Little Jason, I don't know. 34:52.664 --> 34:54.846 Anyway, our texture is called Little Jason. 34:54.986 --> 34:58.749 He suggests, after all that, a sprizzle of mayonnaise. 34:59.210 --> 34:59.910 A sprizzle? 34:59.930 --> 35:01.972 You see, I don't think mayonnaise sprizzles, it's too thick. 35:02.333 --> 35:05.055 Something that sprizzles it, that's a sprinkly drizzle thing. 35:05.996 --> 35:10.140 Not a... You see, sprizzle would have been better for Worcester sauce to bring us full circle. 35:10.160 --> 35:10.780 Exactly, exactly. 35:10.820 --> 35:11.701 Come on, Little Jason. 35:12.662 --> 35:14.204 You've got something going on there, Jason. 35:14.364 --> 35:16.205 An enumpty of jam. 35:17.046 --> 35:18.187 N-U-M-B-T-Y. 35:18.327 --> 35:19.248 I don't know even who that's from. 35:19.268 --> 35:20.709 Anumty of Jam is good, I like that. 35:20.769 --> 35:21.630 I'll try and find out who that's from. 35:21.930 --> 35:25.133 So should we do another record and announce the winner while we deliberate over these? 35:25.333 --> 35:26.374 I think we should wrap it up, man. 35:26.394 --> 35:27.474 Shaznay of Baby Sham. 35:27.555 --> 35:28.315 A Shaznay, yeah. 35:28.335 --> 35:29.836 Have we just got the one thing to give away? 35:29.976 --> 35:30.777 Yeah, Dan Brown. 35:30.797 --> 35:31.217 There you go. 35:31.237 --> 35:34.540 You're gonna win the 57 episodes of The Professional. 35:34.560 --> 35:36.602 So you better not be the guy that wrote The Da Vinci Code. 35:38.777 --> 35:39.637 Otherwise you could afford those. 35:39.657 --> 35:41.778 But that was a narrow win because all those entries were excellent. 35:41.838 --> 35:43.339 Yeah, but aren't there two set box sets? 35:43.499 --> 35:45.159 We can award someone else with a box set. 35:45.240 --> 35:45.580 Oh, yeah. 35:45.600 --> 35:49.001 A scrote of meatballs, gurgle of ketchup, thud of custard, fuzz of parmesan. 35:49.021 --> 35:50.081 Fuzz of parmesan was good. 35:50.101 --> 35:50.942 Fuzz of parmesan is nice. 35:50.962 --> 35:52.882 Flap of cottage cheese, leak of lemon juice. 35:52.963 --> 35:53.503 There's so little in it. 35:53.523 --> 35:56.524 Grunts to peanut butter, clag of creams, bristle of mayo, numpty of jam. 35:56.564 --> 35:57.444 Come on, Adam, quickly, decide. 35:57.484 --> 35:58.265 Let's go for the fuzz. 35:58.285 --> 35:58.565 The fuzz. 35:58.665 --> 35:59.325 Ellie in Wimbledon. 35:59.605 --> 36:01.448 you get that second professional's box set. 36:01.568 --> 36:02.049 That's genius. 36:02.089 --> 36:09.240 Enjoy the shooting, the Matt Kismo, the wife-roes, that's a white man's afro, um, etc. 36:09.320 --> 36:14.328 The cars, the cars, the bros, the stars, from the 70s, and the bras again. 36:26.209 --> 36:32.131 That's the, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yes, yes, yes, with a cold, a gold lion. 36:32.191 --> 36:32.711 I can't speak or read. 36:32.731 --> 36:33.591 They're still coming in. 36:34.411 --> 36:36.752 Apparently people are telling me, what are they telling me? 36:36.792 --> 36:37.972 They're collective nouns. 36:38.893 --> 36:39.413 Collective nouns? 36:39.553 --> 36:40.993 Rather than adverbs, I don't know. 36:41.013 --> 36:41.973 I should have listened at school. 36:42.234 --> 36:43.234 A beetle of peanuts? 36:43.654 --> 36:46.055 That's true, yeah, that's a collective noun, yeah. 36:46.155 --> 36:47.295 A beetle of peanuts? 36:47.755 --> 36:49.015 A beetle of peanuts is quite nice. 36:49.035 --> 36:49.896 That's quite good, isn't it? 36:50.896 --> 36:53.997 Oh, I see, that's another nasty reference to Jeremy Beedle's hand. 36:55.236 --> 36:55.776 Why? 36:55.876 --> 36:59.198 Well, because that's... What's that got to do with holding some peanuts? 36:59.258 --> 37:00.758 Well, I'll tell you when we're off air. 37:02.179 --> 37:03.039 I don't understand that. 37:03.059 --> 37:04.680 I mean, I do, but... What? 37:04.860 --> 37:05.740 That doesn't make any sense. 37:05.820 --> 37:07.141 A Winnet of Bovril? 37:08.041 --> 37:08.841 That's from Cassie. 37:09.341 --> 37:10.162 A Winslet of Bovril? 37:10.202 --> 37:12.843 Richie on the M25 was responsible for the beadle of peanuts. 37:13.503 --> 37:13.943 Richie. 37:14.123 --> 37:15.444 Concentrate on driving. 37:16.024 --> 37:16.384 Shocking. 37:16.644 --> 37:17.044 Shocking. 37:17.245 --> 37:22.086 Now let's play some adverts and then come back and... Oh, maybe we should do... 37:23.507 --> 37:24.488 We're going to do Ditties in the Dock. 37:24.508 --> 37:29.291 Hey, I really hope that gospel song about the congestion charge is in this set of adverts. 37:29.731 --> 37:30.352 Did you hear that? 37:30.752 --> 37:31.472 What is the, oh yeah. 37:31.552 --> 37:42.700 It's just a jubilant, I mean, what better use for gospel music generally, a type of music that's, you know, born in the church and evolved over hundreds of years than to tell us about the congestion charge. 37:42.900 --> 37:45.122 And I'm sure that'll change Madonna's mind about it. 37:45.482 --> 37:46.122 Yeah, here we go. 37:46.162 --> 37:46.963 Let's see if it's in here. 37:54.471 --> 37:56.672 Yes, you're listening to Adam and Jo here on XFM London's 104.9. 37:57.352 --> 38:00.693 It's the last 15 minutes of our show and it's time for Ditties in the Dot. 38:00.713 --> 38:14.818 This is the part of the show where you, the listeners, get to vote what song we play the show out with and everybody who gets through onto the air will win a copy of Samurai 7, the anime version of Akira Kurosawa's classic epic feature film, The Seven Samurai. 38:15.038 --> 38:17.259 And I can tell you from the stills on the back of the box, 38:17.839 --> 38:33.905 it looks wicked there's men with long hair who are looking mean and they've got swords and there's things on fire and there's a blonde bloke and there's people being sliced up and everything you want big spaceships with spiky bits and crows flying around them in the sun it looks brilliant five copies of those to give away 38:34.785 --> 38:40.272 But of course, you know, if that's not incentive enough, it would just be nice to chat. 38:40.453 --> 38:42.275 Exactly, to hear from you, our listeners. 38:43.076 --> 38:47.341 OK, so the theme of this week's Ditties is Breakbeat Classics. 38:48.163 --> 38:51.267 So songs that are just samples and drums, yeah? 38:52.047 --> 38:54.928 maybe not even necessarily classics, but breakbeat songs. 38:55.288 --> 38:56.008 Is that right, Adam? 38:56.028 --> 38:58.188 Have you bought something in that isn't a breakbeat classic? 38:58.329 --> 39:03.110 Well, no, I was a bit pushed, but I think I've only got one CD that falls under that category. 39:03.150 --> 39:04.030 In your entire collection? 39:04.050 --> 39:12.332 Well, no, that I enjoy, because generally you buy those sort of things and you think, oh, this is going to be fun, and then you sit there and listen to them and you go to sleep and then you never play them again. 39:12.772 --> 39:14.832 But this is one that I do like. 39:15.052 --> 39:17.473 I don't mean like breakbeat, like loops for DJs. 39:18.493 --> 39:19.394 Is that what you thought I meant? 39:19.534 --> 39:20.456 Like drawing patterns? 39:20.576 --> 39:22.498 I know what the breakbeat is. 39:22.518 --> 39:26.142 Hey, by the way, I should also mention that that guy in rock school is called Little Chris. 39:26.523 --> 39:29.727 Thanks to all the million people who texted that in. 39:30.588 --> 39:32.450 We should talk about that as well, but maybe next week. 39:33.131 --> 39:34.493 So I'll get on with my vote. 39:34.993 --> 39:51.098 for Ditties in the Dock is called Holy Calamity, and it's by Handsome Boy Modelling School, which is a duo of, everyone knows who they are, Prince Paul and Dan the Automator, and all I can say in order to pitch my track is I'd like to play you the very, very beginning. 39:51.799 --> 39:54.600 So this is my pitch, it's called Holy Calamity, and it starts like this. 39:54.880 --> 39:59.601 Holy calamity, scream insanity, all you ever gonna be's another great fan of me. 39:59.781 --> 40:01.762 Oi, oi, oi, oi, I'm gonna switch it off now. 40:02.349 --> 40:02.669 Thank you. 40:03.190 --> 40:05.171 I just wanted to tease them with the talking at the beginning. 40:05.231 --> 40:05.431 Yeah. 40:05.651 --> 40:06.052 So that's it. 40:06.092 --> 40:08.393 If you want to hear the rest of that, it's a fantastic song. 40:08.413 --> 40:13.017 And if you've ever played Tony Hawk's Underground, it's on there. 40:13.717 --> 40:14.178 Oh, right. 40:14.238 --> 40:14.498 Yeah. 40:14.518 --> 40:15.418 So there you go. 40:15.438 --> 40:17.880 If you want to hear that, what are they called? 40:17.900 --> 40:20.202 The Handsome Boy Modelling School, call 0871 222 1049. 40:21.062 --> 40:31.090 Alternatively, I've got, I also want to do an hour-old pitch as well, because I think it's important for these kinds of things, because they're sort of anonymous, these tracks, basically, aren't they? 40:31.610 --> 40:33.351 It's not like voting for your favorite Bowie song. 40:33.751 --> 40:35.571 So this is by DJ Magic Mike. 40:36.472 --> 40:43.174 And I don't really know anything about DJ Magic Mike except that he was on XL Records for a while and that's the home of a lot of good music. 40:43.614 --> 40:49.796 But this was a track from a really good album actually that features a lot of very impressive scratching. 40:50.356 --> 40:54.297 And it is pretty minimal stuff, but for some reason it manages to hold your attention. 40:54.357 --> 40:55.458 Anyway, this is how it begins. 41:02.614 --> 41:03.415 That sounds good. 41:03.555 --> 41:04.155 Sounds pretty good. 41:04.195 --> 41:05.816 It's got the sort of public enemy thing going on. 41:05.836 --> 41:06.697 So who's that by again? 41:06.717 --> 41:07.958 That's DJ Magic Mike. 41:08.558 --> 41:09.078 So there we go. 41:09.139 --> 41:15.523 Call 0871 222 1049 and vote for DJ Magic Mike or Handsome Boy Modelling School. 41:15.963 --> 41:22.308 And everyone who gets on the air wins a copy of that marvellous Samurai anime DVD, what I was describing earlier. 41:22.968 --> 41:23.508 Call now. 41:23.648 --> 41:25.470 Right now, here's some music from Awesome. 41:32.834 --> 41:33.537 Thank you very much. 41:33.597 --> 41:34.060 That was good. 41:34.180 --> 41:35.687 That's awesome with no tomorrow 41:39.611 --> 41:41.731 Yes, it's time to resolve Ditted in the Dock. 41:41.791 --> 41:43.612 We've got four callers on the line. 41:44.032 --> 41:45.472 Now that gives us a clue, doesn't it? 41:45.652 --> 41:47.913 That... there's somebody has had a walkover. 41:48.073 --> 41:50.833 Someone's had a... oh, there's three... must mean it's three-one, then. 41:51.334 --> 41:54.574 I don't believe that DJ Magic Mike is... Come on, you never know. 41:54.634 --> 41:55.174 Hello, John. 41:55.254 --> 41:55.735 Is John there? 41:55.775 --> 41:56.195 Hello, John. 41:56.315 --> 41:56.935 Hello, hello. 41:57.075 --> 41:57.815 How are you doing, John? 41:58.255 --> 42:00.176 I'm nursing a moody hangover at the moment. 42:00.356 --> 42:00.636 Really? 42:00.696 --> 42:04.096 You sound like quite a powerful man with maybe a high-powered job. 42:04.236 --> 42:05.297 You sound sensible, man. 42:05.317 --> 42:06.517 What are you doing listening to this show? 42:06.977 --> 42:10.540 Well, I'm just trying to dumb myself down a little bit, thank you. 42:10.560 --> 42:10.941 Well done. 42:10.981 --> 42:11.781 What, John, who are you? 42:11.801 --> 42:12.342 What do you do? 42:12.842 --> 42:14.264 I'm head chef at a golf club. 42:14.644 --> 42:14.944 No. 42:15.445 --> 42:16.285 Yes, really. 42:16.566 --> 42:17.046 Wow. 42:17.627 --> 42:18.407 Is that a good place to be? 42:18.427 --> 42:23.292 I don't know if any of them will be listening to XFM, but... No, do people who play golf appreciate really good food? 42:24.559 --> 42:25.279 Um, I wouldn't know. 42:25.319 --> 42:26.700 They appreciate the rubbish that I turn out. 42:26.920 --> 42:27.780 Well, there you go. 42:28.380 --> 42:28.881 Done deal. 42:29.101 --> 42:30.541 What's your favourite dish to make? 42:30.561 --> 42:31.841 Good question, Adam. 42:31.861 --> 42:32.402 Cheese sandwiches. 42:32.842 --> 42:33.742 Which cheese sandwiches? 42:33.782 --> 42:34.922 That's a difficult one, yeah. 42:35.022 --> 42:36.603 Well, we didn't try to do them at college. 42:36.643 --> 42:38.043 I'm just kind of making it up as I go along. 42:38.103 --> 42:40.664 And do you apply a splish of Worcester sauce? 42:40.844 --> 42:42.025 I certainly do not, thank you. 42:42.045 --> 42:42.285 Okay, good. 42:42.305 --> 42:43.845 What are you going to be voting for, John? 42:43.885 --> 42:46.726 Is it going to be DJ Magic or Handsome Boy Modelling School? 42:46.786 --> 42:48.687 It's got to be Handsome Boy Modelling School. 42:48.747 --> 42:49.447 Do you know the song? 42:49.907 --> 42:51.307 Yeah, it's the best song on the album, I think. 42:51.427 --> 42:52.467 Hey, I agree. 42:52.627 --> 42:53.008 There you go. 42:53.048 --> 42:54.088 Well, thanks for your vote. 42:54.168 --> 42:56.268 And you get that DVD of Samurai 7. 42:56.328 --> 42:57.408 How are you? 42:57.428 --> 43:00.209 They've been kind enough to give us them to give away. 43:00.269 --> 43:03.569 So I'm going to repeat it every time someone wins one. 43:03.629 --> 43:04.289 Yeah, fantastic. 43:04.309 --> 43:05.590 Samurai 7 available on DVD now. 43:05.610 --> 43:06.270 So you've got 15. 43:06.670 --> 43:07.150 There you go, John. 43:07.170 --> 43:07.730 Thanks for calling. 43:07.770 --> 43:08.970 Thanks very much indeed, John. 43:08.990 --> 43:09.150 Yeah. 43:09.310 --> 43:11.211 And I hope your hangover improves. 43:11.251 --> 43:11.931 Heather, are you there? 43:12.291 --> 43:12.571 Hello. 43:12.851 --> 43:13.771 Hello, Heather. 43:13.951 --> 43:14.711 Somebody curious. 43:15.051 --> 43:15.431 Hello, Heather. 43:15.491 --> 43:16.291 Do you have a question? 43:17.392 --> 43:18.952 Mmm. 43:18.992 --> 43:19.112 Mmm. 43:20.513 --> 43:27.156 It's poor Heather, she's made one noise and she's already been eviscerated. 43:27.736 --> 43:32.179 Well, not eviscerated, but sort of mocked with absolutely no information. 43:32.239 --> 43:33.699 You did the same last week. 43:34.300 --> 43:35.120 Did you call last week? 43:35.200 --> 43:36.681 I did, I had the flea last week. 43:37.321 --> 43:38.902 Oh, there you go. 43:38.962 --> 43:40.102 And did you win something? 43:40.142 --> 43:40.903 Did you get your prize? 43:41.303 --> 43:43.003 I did, but I haven't seen it yet. 43:43.143 --> 43:43.664 Oh, I see. 43:43.724 --> 43:44.944 So you got it, but you didn't guess it? 43:45.024 --> 43:45.304 Yes. 43:45.344 --> 43:47.785 So you're not phoning in to vote, you're just phoning in to complain. 43:47.825 --> 43:49.686 Where is my prize? 43:50.166 --> 43:50.586 Fair enough. 43:50.966 --> 43:52.487 So, Heather, what's it going to be then? 43:52.507 --> 43:55.508 Is it going to be DJ Magic or, you know... DJ Magic Mike. 43:55.808 --> 43:57.509 DJ Magic Mike. 43:57.589 --> 43:59.169 That's why people aren't voting for him. 43:59.549 --> 44:01.210 Or handsome boy modelling school. 44:01.690 --> 44:06.093 Well, I know the Hampton Boy Modelling School track, so I thought I'd vote for DJ Magic Mike. 44:06.253 --> 44:07.694 Ooh, very adventurous. 44:08.754 --> 44:10.315 That says something about you, Heather. 44:10.415 --> 44:10.775 Yeah? 44:10.835 --> 44:12.156 What does it say about me? 44:12.176 --> 44:14.057 It just says you like to try something different. 44:14.698 --> 44:15.078 And that's sexy. 44:15.098 --> 44:15.238 Spicy. 44:15.258 --> 44:15.398 Spicy. 44:19.036 --> 44:26.319 Hey, thanks for calling, Heather, and call back next week and we'll say more idiotic things about you. 44:26.479 --> 44:27.560 I'll look forward to it. 44:27.580 --> 44:28.180 Have a lovely week. 44:28.200 --> 44:28.560 Have a good week. 44:28.580 --> 44:32.882 And enjoy Samurai 7 on DVD, the greatest release of the way. 44:32.902 --> 44:38.505 You know, it's only volume one as well, so, you know, there could be a whole year's worth of Samurai DVDs for you. 44:38.845 --> 44:39.345 Brilliant. 44:39.405 --> 44:40.245 If you'd pardon yourself. 44:41.106 --> 44:41.706 Thanks for calling. 44:42.446 --> 44:43.087 And we've got Dan. 44:43.247 --> 44:45.167 Dan, presumably this isn't Dan the Automator. 44:45.968 --> 44:46.728 Boating for himself. 44:46.748 --> 44:48.549 How are you doing, Dan? 44:49.096 --> 44:49.956 Not too bad yourself? 44:50.336 --> 44:51.197 Yeah, not bad. 44:51.257 --> 44:52.457 Bit shambolic this week. 44:53.138 --> 44:57.139 We always say that though, and then we say, next week we'll be better, and then we're just shambolic again. 44:57.339 --> 44:58.400 What are you up to, Dan? 44:58.420 --> 44:59.780 You're on your mobile phone, aren't you? 45:00.260 --> 45:01.061 I am, can you tell? 45:01.361 --> 45:02.321 Yeah, I can tell. 45:02.421 --> 45:03.421 What are you doing? 45:03.542 --> 45:06.463 You may be operating some heavy machinery? 45:06.623 --> 45:08.203 Like Tom Cruise in War of the Worlds. 45:09.144 --> 45:11.204 Just driving back from watching the football, unfortunately. 45:11.445 --> 45:13.305 Was there some wicked goals? 45:13.325 --> 45:14.806 Was it a good match? 45:18.523 --> 45:19.404 It was okay. 45:19.444 --> 45:20.165 Who done the best kick? 45:20.345 --> 45:21.005 Who done the goals? 45:21.306 --> 45:21.926 Who done the goals? 45:21.986 --> 45:23.788 What is the footballers when they do the goals? 45:23.868 --> 45:24.989 How round was the ball? 45:25.129 --> 45:25.809 Was it wicked? 45:26.430 --> 45:29.232 Did you cheer and go, ooh yes, ooh yes, ooh kick it in the goal? 45:30.553 --> 45:31.334 Did you do that at all? 45:32.375 --> 45:34.536 No, but I'll be doing that tomorrow on my team, please. 45:34.717 --> 45:38.680 Tomorrow go, my team is good, yours is bad, la la la. 45:38.780 --> 45:40.061 Don't do that. 45:40.081 --> 45:41.022 He'll get kicked in the head. 45:41.062 --> 45:42.263 So what are you voting for, Dan? 45:42.836 --> 45:43.917 Handsome boy modelling school. 45:44.097 --> 45:44.677 Oh, good choice. 45:44.717 --> 45:48.120 Have you played Tony Hawk's Underground on the, on the, what? 45:48.640 --> 45:49.080 Of course. 45:49.361 --> 45:49.681 You have? 45:49.721 --> 45:50.461 Yeah, it's a good track. 45:50.501 --> 45:51.422 I love it when that one kicks in. 45:51.462 --> 45:52.003 Well-voted. 45:52.043 --> 45:53.844 So that's 2-1 to Joe Cornish. 45:54.044 --> 45:54.544 Cheers, Dan. 45:54.584 --> 45:55.485 Thanks very much for your call. 45:56.246 --> 46:00.008 Now, listen, you said earlier on that we only had four callers. 46:00.589 --> 46:01.950 So it's sort of four gone now, isn't it? 46:02.010 --> 46:04.792 Yeah, but not all of us can get our brains around that kind of maths. 46:04.892 --> 46:08.434 So for the stupider people listening and presenting, we'll just carry on as if we don't know. 46:08.894 --> 46:11.076 So what's this, Oliver, Olivier, Olivia. 46:12.777 --> 46:15.539 Do you think someone's named a baby Olivia yet after the spread? 46:16.199 --> 46:17.520 And then changed its name to Bertolli. 46:17.540 --> 46:18.321 Yeah, his middle name. 46:18.561 --> 46:19.442 Olivia Bertolli. 46:19.482 --> 46:20.402 When he's five. 46:20.422 --> 46:22.383 The least sophisticated Italian in the world. 46:24.105 --> 46:25.105 Olivia, are you there? 46:25.285 --> 46:26.106 Oliver. 46:26.126 --> 46:27.567 Olivia, hello? 46:28.307 --> 46:28.608 Oliver? 46:28.628 --> 46:32.090 He's hung up in bored disgust. 46:32.130 --> 46:32.670 Has he hung up? 46:33.911 --> 46:34.671 Speak, Oliver. 46:35.851 --> 46:36.672 Oh, he's on my Twitter. 46:36.692 --> 46:37.233 That'll be why. 46:37.594 --> 46:38.035 Hello? 46:38.095 --> 46:39.056 There you go. 46:39.076 --> 46:39.597 Sorry about that. 46:39.617 --> 46:41.981 Adam's having some problems with the faders today. 46:42.001 --> 46:43.584 How are you doing? 46:43.965 --> 46:44.926 I'm very good, thank you. 46:44.946 --> 46:46.329 What are your headlines, Oliver? 46:46.349 --> 46:47.230 What's happening in your life? 46:47.370 --> 46:49.274 Have you got any problems we can help you with? 46:49.676 --> 46:54.962 Well, one of my best mates called Timothy Treadwell, so that was kind of freaky having you talk about him. 46:55.122 --> 46:56.123 Did you enjoy those clips? 46:56.404 --> 46:57.165 Well, yeah. 46:57.185 --> 46:58.566 The guy sounds mad. 46:58.726 --> 46:58.847 He is. 46:58.907 --> 47:00.008 And are you going to go and see that film? 47:00.488 --> 47:01.369 Well, I might do, yeah. 47:01.590 --> 47:02.511 You will not regret it. 47:02.551 --> 47:03.612 I swear you should go and see that. 47:03.652 --> 47:10.400 Put more money into the coffers of Werner Herzog, who has the most extraordinary voiceover voice. 47:11.820 --> 47:17.102 I hate nature, the murder of the bees. 47:17.162 --> 47:22.904 Next week, if you listen next week, I'm going to play some Werner Herzog clips and see if Adam can do a good Herzog impression. 47:22.984 --> 47:24.945 It sounds like a Chief Arnie impression. 47:25.365 --> 47:29.266 It is, it's a combination of Mark Cousins, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Tom Paulin. 47:29.466 --> 47:30.867 Mix them together and you get Werner Herzog. 47:30.987 --> 47:32.707 All the most enjoyable people there's been like. 47:32.727 --> 47:34.048 Who are you voting for, Olivier? 47:36.423 --> 47:37.363 Oh, there you go. 47:37.383 --> 47:38.064 Well, there you go. 47:38.104 --> 47:40.085 And you get your Samurai 7 DVD as well. 47:40.125 --> 47:41.366 Do you like animated slicing? 47:41.787 --> 47:43.168 That's why I'm folding up. 47:43.508 --> 47:44.088 Hey, there you go. 47:44.108 --> 47:45.289 Well, you'll be a very happy man. 47:45.509 --> 47:46.730 Oliver, thanks a lot for your call. 47:46.850 --> 47:48.452 And here's some other exciting news. 47:49.372 --> 47:53.255 As part of the special features on that DVD, there is the original trailer. 47:53.956 --> 47:55.137 Oh, I love the original trailer. 47:55.157 --> 47:56.458 Yeah, so that's a little cherry on the cake. 47:56.638 --> 47:56.798 Really? 47:56.818 --> 48:00.340 And what's more, if you look a bit deeper in the extras, there are some character profiles. 48:01.221 --> 48:01.861 Probably text. 48:02.102 --> 48:02.482 Stills? 48:03.062 --> 48:03.983 No, probably just writing. 48:04.043 --> 48:04.443 Stills? 48:04.583 --> 48:04.823 Yeah. 48:04.843 --> 48:07.545 So there's a little something to get you all steamed up. 48:07.725 --> 48:11.007 You should have a party, man, and just play the original trailers. 48:11.387 --> 48:15.770 Really, I'd like to have a party and just play the text information from DVDs. 48:16.150 --> 48:18.112 Or, what is it, cast and character profiles? 48:18.132 --> 48:21.134 Yeah, I love it when you press an extra and it's just some text. 48:22.134 --> 48:25.516 So listen, thanks everybody for voting for my one, Handsome Boy Modelling School. 48:25.536 --> 48:26.017 It's very good. 48:26.037 --> 48:31.580 Well, we're going to hear it right now, but can I just say that DJ Magic Mike, well worth a listen if you're into this kind of thing. 48:31.800 --> 48:32.260 It's true. 48:32.280 --> 48:33.321 The listeners have spoken. 48:33.641 --> 48:34.582 He's a musical genius. 48:34.642 --> 48:35.202 It's rubbish. 48:36.143 --> 48:39.224 Listen, we'll be back next week with a superb show. 48:39.244 --> 48:39.725 Superb. 48:39.745 --> 48:40.565 And thanks for listening. 48:41.066 --> 48:41.246 Yeah. 48:41.626 --> 48:41.986 Take care. 48:42.026 --> 48:42.366 We love you. 48:42.406 --> 48:43.007 Bye. 48:43.227 --> 48:45.488 Holy calamity, scream insanity. 48:45.608 --> 48:47.830 Are you ever going to be another great fan of me? 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