WEBVTT 00:03.214 --> 00:26.335 so there you go so he does deserve to be famous after all yes of course he is a star when people ask the question what was uh the ordinary boys hit then that's the answer boys will be boys and it says it's back in the top 40 downloads uh what following preston's appearance on celebrity big brother so that's his name preston yeah didn't you know about preston no 00:27.335 --> 00:27.535 Why? 00:27.575 --> 00:28.857 Because you- I just didn't know his name. 00:29.057 --> 00:29.557 Oh, right. 00:29.838 --> 00:31.940 Cuthbert, Julian, I didn't know what he was called. 00:32.220 --> 00:36.044 He is very much the ordinary boy of the Big Brother house at the moment. 00:37.146 --> 00:39.668 Erm, so you've got no opinion on Preston, Joe Cornish, is that right? 00:39.909 --> 00:40.870 Not- not really, no. 00:41.150 --> 00:42.892 Hello, we're Adam and Joe, incidentally. 00:43.472 --> 00:43.853 Welcome. 00:44.213 --> 00:46.496 If you're a new listener, it's great to have you aboard. 00:46.676 --> 00:47.897 I think you're gonna have a good time. 00:48.718 --> 00:51.519 for the next hour and 50 minutes. 00:52.680 --> 00:55.101 If you're a regular listener, hey, it's great to see you again. 00:55.561 --> 00:56.661 You look cool. 00:57.102 --> 00:59.222 And we've got great prizes to give away today. 00:59.783 --> 01:01.203 We've got Look Around You DVDs. 01:01.704 --> 01:03.384 You know Look Around You, don't you, Adam, cos you were in it. 01:03.544 --> 01:05.285 I think I was in that series, yeah. 01:05.305 --> 01:07.906 Look Around You, the brilliant spoof science show that was on BBC Two. 01:08.226 --> 01:10.907 That's the hot comedy DVD, I'd say, of the month. 01:11.027 --> 01:11.868 You know what I'm hoping? 01:11.908 --> 01:13.448 Cos they've got a commentary on there, don't they? 01:13.789 --> 01:16.770 I'm hoping that when my bit pops up, they'll talk about me. 01:18.259 --> 01:19.019 They probably will. 01:19.859 --> 01:20.740 That would be exciting. 01:20.760 --> 01:23.360 That would be a first for me to be talked about on a DVD commentary. 01:23.700 --> 01:28.201 Yeah, if you win this, you'll be getting it a full day and a half before its official release on Monday. 01:28.241 --> 01:30.261 Well, you won't be getting it actually till after the official release. 01:30.801 --> 01:34.142 Cos the post is very slow and XFM are slightly useless about sending prizes. 01:34.602 --> 01:35.942 So just go and buy it anyway on Monday. 01:36.102 --> 01:36.683 Look around you. 01:36.703 --> 01:37.663 Sorry, Lila. 01:38.143 --> 01:42.584 Look, you see, she's outraged Lila very early on in the show about saying useless things. 01:42.604 --> 01:43.684 Can I say what we've also got? 01:44.124 --> 01:47.406 We've also got tickets to the premiere of A Cock and Bull Story. 01:47.686 --> 01:48.567 Which I haven't even seen yet. 01:48.587 --> 01:51.889 That's got Steve Coogan and Rob Brydon and a host of other talents in it. 01:52.309 --> 01:53.870 And that's on Monday as well. 01:53.970 --> 01:54.911 Everything's happening on Monday. 01:55.071 --> 01:55.571 Monday? 01:55.831 --> 01:56.912 Monday's the new Friday. 01:57.092 --> 01:58.513 We'll tell you how to win those later. 01:58.913 --> 01:59.554 That's exciting. 01:59.594 --> 02:02.075 It's got basically everybody who's anybody in British comedy in it. 02:02.435 --> 02:03.516 Are you going to the premiere? 02:03.956 --> 02:04.597 I've seen it already. 02:04.637 --> 02:05.537 No, I'm not going to the premiere. 02:05.717 --> 02:06.578 I want to go to the premiere. 02:06.838 --> 02:07.639 Well, you can't. 02:07.719 --> 02:08.739 I haven't even seen it. 02:08.759 --> 02:17.804 I tell you what, if a single person wins it, a single lady or a man, maybe a man that lives on Brokeback Mountain, you could go with them to the premiere. 02:18.304 --> 02:20.105 I could take the popper you gave me for Christmas. 02:20.265 --> 02:21.346 Don't talk about that now. 02:21.986 --> 02:23.027 I might talk about it later. 02:23.527 --> 02:28.611 But you know what, I don't think I could go anyway because I think I might go and see one of the Boosh's preview shows on Monday. 02:28.811 --> 02:29.231 Good idea. 02:29.251 --> 02:31.613 The Mighty Boosh are warming up for a UK tour. 02:31.953 --> 02:32.113 Yeah. 02:32.273 --> 02:34.935 And I think I'm gonna try and see them on Monday evening. 02:35.115 --> 02:36.035 Yeah, I've seen them already, Adam. 02:36.456 --> 02:39.038 So, listen, have you... Yeah, seen the warm- seen it, done it. 02:39.058 --> 02:39.858 And they were good, were they? 02:39.958 --> 02:40.418 Amazing. 02:40.679 --> 02:41.079 Oh, I can't wait. 02:41.119 --> 02:42.780 It went on for so long, about three hours. 02:43.000 --> 02:43.861 No, three hours? 02:43.901 --> 02:44.041 Yeah. 02:44.401 --> 02:49.724 Cos it's so sort of unkempt, cos they're just practising it, ready for its move to wherever it's moving to. 02:50.025 --> 02:50.645 The big tour. 02:50.845 --> 02:51.265 Around the country. 02:51.285 --> 02:51.926 And it was chaotic. 02:51.966 --> 02:59.390 If you're a Boosh fan, I highly recommend going to see them in their warm-up gigs, cos they go on forever, there's loads of improvisation, it's very chaotic. 02:59.831 --> 03:01.232 Sounds like a kind of Bob Dylan gig. 03:01.412 --> 03:01.632 Yeah. 03:02.132 --> 03:02.773 Unpredictable. 03:02.893 --> 03:04.414 That's good, cos I hate anything that's kempt. 03:05.134 --> 03:06.075 Gary Kent. 03:06.215 --> 03:07.176 Gary Kent. 03:07.296 --> 03:07.937 Oh, dear. 03:08.778 --> 03:11.180 So please tell me you've been watching Big Brother this week, Joe. 03:11.200 --> 03:14.924 I know it's one of those things everyone's talking about, but with good reason, I would say. 03:15.204 --> 03:15.424 Yeah. 03:15.705 --> 03:17.767 Shall we play some music first before we get into the brothers? 03:17.827 --> 03:19.468 Yeah, absolutely, but I just wanted to check. 03:19.488 --> 03:20.129 Yeah, rubber. 03:20.169 --> 03:23.292 I wanted to make sure I was gonna be able to get some brother action out of you. 03:23.793 --> 03:24.674 OK, music now. 03:25.214 --> 03:26.896 This is Ben Folds with Landed. 03:36.468 --> 03:37.849 Yes, that's Ben Folds. 03:38.089 --> 03:39.570 This is Adam and Joe on XFM. 03:39.610 --> 03:42.932 We should just say we were just talking about the Mighty Boosh's warm-up gigs. 03:42.972 --> 03:43.773 Where are they, Adam? 03:43.793 --> 03:44.654 Oh, man, I'm not sure. 03:44.674 --> 03:48.076 Because some people have texted in, they're somewhere up in North London in a- in a little theatre. 03:48.116 --> 03:49.517 Off the Caledonian Road somewhere. 03:49.537 --> 03:52.219 Yeah, they're not, er, and you just- how do you get tickets? 03:52.279 --> 03:54.540 I don't know, you just turn up and join a huge queue. 03:54.881 --> 03:58.943 But if you look, er, on the internet, the Mighty Boosh have a website and that'll have everything on. 03:59.424 --> 04:00.745 So there you go, Hannah in Tooting. 04:01.425 --> 04:02.928 Uh, pursue that line of inquiry. 04:03.368 --> 04:05.231 You know, I should say what else we've got to give away as well. 04:05.251 --> 04:10.479 We got five copies of, uh, the Bad News Bears, Richard Linklater's remake with Billy Bob Thornton. 04:10.499 --> 04:11.641 Richard Linklater did that? 04:11.681 --> 04:11.781 Yeah. 04:11.921 --> 04:12.643 Yeah, he did done it. 04:12.823 --> 04:13.083 He done it. 04:13.103 --> 04:13.905 What's he thinking about? 04:13.945 --> 04:14.766 That wasn't good, was it? 04:14.786 --> 04:15.427 It's funny. 04:15.447 --> 04:16.549 Mm, not really, but quite funny. 04:16.829 --> 04:40.796 right yeah uh yeah it was good come on they've given them to us to get away we should be nice about them it's a curiosity though i was just uh it's got some really funny stuff it's got some unpc unpc yeah yeah uh but you know bits with kids kids drinking booze smoking fags i hate pc good you know pc we've also got copies of the old grey whistle we've got what the old grey whistle test the definitive collection 04:41.876 --> 04:42.918 Uh... Four discs, man. 04:42.938 --> 04:44.840 That's the whole... Look at that. 04:45.521 --> 04:49.126 The whole whistle test and three pairs of tickets to see the Rakes at the Shepherd's Bush empire. 04:49.406 --> 04:50.547 So we've got too much stuff. 04:51.048 --> 04:56.054 Basically everyone who wins anything or gets on will get an amazing prize today. 04:56.134 --> 04:57.176 So for God's sake, keep listening. 04:57.256 --> 04:58.717 I might have to steal some of this stuff. 04:59.502 --> 05:22.671 look at that over a hundred rarely seen archive performances can't beat the whistle test now look you know listeners you might agree with me but i i'm just basically fed up of of talking about big brother and i know you want to talk about big brother but everything you turn on they're talking about big brother well you don't watch the stuff man the radio listening is on the radio everyone on the radio is talking about it of course they are because it's bringing the nation together it's an event i want to talk about soapy soapy soapy stars 05:23.391 --> 05:49.027 you can talk about that later singing soapy stars but i want to talk about big brother for a while more people are watching soapy superstars that's not true it is by a million that's not it is true there's a million like big brother gets about four or five soapy singing soapy stars gets eight or seven people a million more people watch soapy stars why don't you get off your get it off your chest then what about soapy superstars which i haven't seen i'm not watching it 05:49.107 --> 05:49.827 You're not watching it. 05:49.847 --> 05:50.648 No, I'm watching Big Brother. 05:50.788 --> 05:52.108 What are you talking about, then? 05:52.369 --> 05:53.749 Just trying to talk about something fresh. 05:54.089 --> 05:55.090 Soapy superstars. 05:56.030 --> 05:58.432 So listen, Big Brother, though, it's been extraordinary. 05:58.772 --> 06:09.737 Wednesday night, when basically all the housemates rounded on Jodie, who the ludicrous people of Great Britain evicted from the house last night, was just amazing. 06:09.757 --> 06:11.818 That was one of the most amazing things I've seen on TV. 06:12.098 --> 06:17.121 And I say this with misgivings, because the whole thing obviously leaves a nasty taste in the mouth. 06:17.141 --> 06:17.641 Don't you reckon? 06:18.622 --> 06:18.862 Yeah. 06:18.962 --> 06:23.387 I was saying last week that I thought it was sort of a shame that they've got Barrymore in there. 06:23.708 --> 06:24.569 A bit of a disgrace. 06:25.150 --> 06:26.731 Cos the man is nuts. 06:26.831 --> 06:28.193 He's totally mental. 06:28.814 --> 06:31.797 In my personal opinion, not the opinion of XFM. 06:32.523 --> 06:33.063 You know what I mean? 06:33.323 --> 06:34.644 He's completely on the edge. 06:35.104 --> 06:43.268 And you sort of think like, well, how did he pass any kind of mental examination to get into the place, don't you reckon? 06:43.688 --> 06:50.111 Because presumably, for non-celebrities, when they do Big Brother, they have to go through quite a rigorous psych evaluation. 06:50.551 --> 06:54.534 to establish whether they will be adversely affected by appearing on the programme. 06:54.834 --> 07:01.559 Partly because, out of respect for the people who take part, they don't want them to be hurt, but partly to cover their own asses, OK? 07:01.839 --> 07:05.761 Cos they don't want to get sued when someone tries to open a vein on national television. 07:06.442 --> 07:12.066 But I don't understand how Barrymore slipped through that whole net and turned up there. 07:12.446 --> 07:15.368 I don't know, you see, I vacillate between thinking it's all a sham. 07:16.291 --> 07:16.671 You reckon? 07:16.872 --> 07:17.132 Yeah. 07:17.232 --> 07:18.713 What, Barrymore just putting it all on? 07:18.814 --> 07:26.661 Well, before they go in, they just say, look, none of this is real, it's a panto, overdo everything, make a drama out of any crisis, er, and none of it's real. 07:26.842 --> 07:28.603 That's what Davina said when Jodie came out. 07:28.643 --> 07:31.266 She whispered to her, it's just a bit, it's a big panto. 07:31.326 --> 07:32.027 Nanny McVeena? 07:32.467 --> 07:32.668 Yeah. 07:33.288 --> 07:34.068 D'Vena McPhee. 07:34.388 --> 07:35.429 I don't really like D'Vena. 07:35.769 --> 07:35.869 Mmm. 07:36.549 --> 07:41.551 But, um, I thought it was, um... Because Barrymore's the real rotter of the piece, do you not think? 07:42.031 --> 07:46.793 You start off feeling a bit sorry for him cos he's a damaged man and he keeps sneaking off for siggies in a little cry. 07:46.893 --> 07:47.153 Yeah. 07:47.513 --> 07:57.877 But then you think, why don't you sort yourself out of the way he hectors everyone and says, shut up, shut up, no, listen to me, shut up, no, listen, no, listen, shut up, you don't listen, you see, that's the thing, shut up, say something, Joe, say something. 07:58.497 --> 08:01.158 Er... Shut up, you don't listen, you see, just say something, Joe. 08:01.858 --> 08:03.079 You see, it's all about you, isn't it? 08:03.099 --> 08:04.079 It's all about you trying to speak. 08:04.119 --> 08:05.240 Well, you can't, so shut up. 08:05.880 --> 08:06.601 That's all he does. 08:07.181 --> 08:07.521 Yeah. 08:08.102 --> 08:08.842 It's exhausting. 08:09.002 --> 08:09.763 It is exhausting. 08:09.823 --> 08:10.303 He's mad. 08:10.763 --> 08:11.324 He's bananas. 08:11.584 --> 08:12.184 And Galloway? 08:12.524 --> 08:13.525 Any opinions on Galloway? 08:13.905 --> 08:14.706 Not really. 08:14.726 --> 08:16.286 Er, no. 08:16.407 --> 08:17.847 He looks a bit like Hitler. 08:18.047 --> 08:18.428 I don't know. 08:18.508 --> 08:21.590 No, I tell you what, he looks a bit like... reminds me a bit of your dad, Adam. 08:22.050 --> 08:22.430 You're right. 08:22.450 --> 08:23.130 A bit of bad dad. 08:23.170 --> 08:24.291 He reminded me of my dad as well. 08:24.311 --> 08:25.732 Yeah, and I kind of like him. 08:26.692 --> 08:27.533 And what about Rodman? 08:27.553 --> 08:28.734 Where do you stand on Rodman? 08:28.854 --> 08:29.594 Rod-man. 08:29.614 --> 08:30.034 Mm. 08:30.214 --> 08:30.675 Well, he's... 08:32.083 --> 08:34.965 Yeah, there's an alternative name for him that's too rude to say on the radio. 08:35.265 --> 08:38.228 But he just stares at women's bits all the time, doesn't he? 08:38.448 --> 08:40.050 He's quite- I think he's quite revolting. 08:40.070 --> 08:46.456 And when they move, he just shifts his position in his seat so he can retain his angle on their bits. 08:46.516 --> 08:47.116 Yeah, exactly. 08:47.156 --> 08:50.119 And everything he says is about sex. 08:50.159 --> 08:50.299 Mm. 08:50.940 --> 08:55.023 If I was a woman, I wouldn't want to be left alone in a room with him. 08:55.043 --> 08:55.884 With the rod man. 08:55.984 --> 08:56.645 With the rod man. 08:57.245 --> 09:03.530 And the more I watched him, you know, he sort of speaks with a lot of kind of guttural noises and stuff. 09:03.650 --> 09:06.912 I've got a little bit of Rodman to play you now, just to remind you how he speaks. 09:08.093 --> 09:10.855 Oh no, that's the mighty Coldplay. 09:11.976 --> 09:12.376 Here we go. 09:13.417 --> 09:14.297 Here's a bit of Rodman. 09:14.658 --> 09:16.959 I'm just not even in tune with the names, you see. 09:16.979 --> 09:24.184 I just like to see the people, I sit the people, you know, so I probably know one person's name, that's Maggot, because it's like Maggot. 09:25.720 --> 09:45.230 see he just sort of mumbles his way through his life and then he kind of makes these noises he reminded me of what what uh personality in a film what character in a film does that remind you of man i don't know someone out of a cartoon kind of well here we go here's here's vincent denofrio in men in black tell me this doesn't sound like uh dennis rodman 09:47.037 --> 09:48.519 A man came in here earlier. 09:48.539 --> 09:50.602 He was a very dear friend of mine. 09:51.203 --> 09:52.905 I believe he had an animal with him. 09:53.425 --> 09:54.627 It was a gift I gave him. 09:54.967 --> 09:55.508 A pet cat! 09:57.557 --> 09:58.957 That's good, yeah, that is true. 09:59.758 --> 10:02.958 He just talks like this. 10:03.078 --> 10:06.559 What's it like having sex with a Persian woman? 10:07.460 --> 10:08.220 That's what he's like. 10:08.840 --> 10:11.621 Now listen, we can talk more about Big Brother a bit later. 10:11.641 --> 10:16.802 I've got a few more things to get off my chest, including the sound of Rula Lenska's voice, which I want to deal with. 10:17.382 --> 10:18.883 But we've got a free play right now. 10:18.903 --> 10:19.703 This is one of yours, Joe. 10:19.783 --> 10:20.523 Do you want to introduce it? 10:20.543 --> 10:23.004 Yeah, this is called Nukeproof Suit by Jest. 10:23.224 --> 10:23.564 I love this. 10:29.036 --> 10:32.777 Yes, the sound of UK hip-hop pressure on the Tim Westwood show here on XFM. 10:33.078 --> 10:36.979 London's 104.9 macking the black plastic when it's pure fire. 10:37.339 --> 10:38.039 Lick it twice. 10:39.180 --> 10:40.080 Pimp my ride. 10:40.380 --> 10:41.140 That's what he does now. 10:41.321 --> 10:42.721 Does that sound anything like Tim Westwood? 10:42.761 --> 10:43.241 Yeah, it does. 10:43.441 --> 10:44.282 Pimp my ride. 10:44.562 --> 10:44.782 Nice. 10:45.382 --> 10:46.583 Does he say Pimp My Ride? 10:46.623 --> 10:48.404 Well, he presents it, so he must say it in meetings. 10:48.465 --> 10:49.645 Of course he says it, yeah. 10:49.665 --> 10:50.866 He probably says it in meetings. 10:51.207 --> 10:52.047 Pimp My Ride. 10:52.087 --> 10:53.548 USA presents Pimp My Ride. 10:54.830 --> 10:55.750 He doesn't do it very well. 10:55.770 --> 10:57.031 He's ruined Pimp My Ride. 10:57.051 --> 10:59.673 You can't get a vicar's son to present Pimp My Ride. 11:00.174 --> 11:01.895 He's not a very good presenter, is he, Westwood? 11:02.075 --> 11:02.415 I love him. 11:02.435 --> 11:04.917 Oh, because I'm not saying we don't love him. 11:04.937 --> 11:07.840 Yeah, he's not as good as DMX when it comes to Pimping My Ride. 11:07.860 --> 11:08.140 Yeah. 11:08.340 --> 11:09.241 So who was that song by? 11:09.781 --> 11:10.322 That's Jest. 11:11.505 --> 11:11.845 Jest. 11:11.985 --> 11:13.526 Yeah, J-E-H-S-T. 11:13.566 --> 11:14.346 He's fantastic. 11:14.546 --> 11:15.166 Nukeproof suit. 11:15.186 --> 11:15.566 I love that. 11:15.586 --> 11:17.827 I rock a nukeproof suit. 11:18.247 --> 11:20.348 When I'm in the club, I rock a nukeproof suit. 11:20.528 --> 11:21.188 That's what he says. 11:21.648 --> 11:22.148 There you go. 11:22.489 --> 11:25.249 Joe Cornish rocking his nukeproof suit here on XFM. 11:25.269 --> 11:27.450 That goes out to anybody who's painting and decorating. 11:27.470 --> 11:30.471 Yeah, there's a lot of people that do paint and decorate and listen to this show. 11:30.771 --> 11:32.352 Or anybody who's still in their pyjamas. 11:33.566 --> 11:34.687 I've got a surprise for you now, Joe. 11:34.867 --> 11:35.047 What? 11:35.427 --> 11:37.328 It's like a series of short plays. 11:37.808 --> 11:38.268 Oh, Jesus. 11:38.708 --> 11:46.091 Uh, with loads of different actors, um, talking in different voices and stuff, and little stories in little 30-second chunks. 11:46.391 --> 11:47.112 Oh, gay cowboys. 11:47.772 --> 11:50.613 Um, and I really think you're gonna enjoy it, okay? 11:50.873 --> 11:56.015 And after I play this series of little plays, we're gonna do some more- have some more music, and then- Oh, are they sponsored plays? 11:56.355 --> 11:57.956 They're kind of like sponsored plays. 11:58.056 --> 12:00.437 Right, sponsored plays sponsored by products and services. 12:00.497 --> 12:01.377 Sometimes, yes. 12:01.537 --> 12:02.858 Generally, mainly, yes, they are. 12:02.978 --> 12:03.578 OK. 12:04.099 --> 12:05.299 But I think you're going to enjoy them. 12:05.439 --> 12:05.740 I'm ready. 12:05.920 --> 12:07.941 And, er, very soon we've got a competition coming up. 12:07.981 --> 12:11.363 I think it's celebrity regression therapy for you, er, in the next ten minutes. 12:11.403 --> 12:14.725 So stay tuned and enjoy the short sponsored plays. 12:20.700 --> 12:25.864 Yeah, that's You Two with Vertigo, the first single to be taken from the band's 11th album, How to Dismantle an Atomic Bomb. 12:26.405 --> 12:27.246 Which was last year. 12:27.386 --> 12:27.626 Yeah. 12:29.267 --> 12:30.048 Always got the facts. 12:30.108 --> 12:33.050 This is Adam and Joe on XFM, London's 104.9. 12:33.531 --> 12:34.612 But also now in Scotland. 12:34.872 --> 12:35.953 But are they hearing us in Scotland? 12:36.233 --> 12:36.513 Lila? 12:37.194 --> 12:37.474 Are they? 12:38.055 --> 12:38.615 Hello, Scotland. 12:39.196 --> 12:40.537 Hello, Scotland. 12:40.857 --> 12:44.020 Get ready because it's competition time. 12:44.986 --> 12:56.193 You could win a DVD or tickets to a show You just never know So sharpen up your brain and get ready to play 12:57.034 --> 13:08.382 So yes, it's time for Celebrity Regression, the part of the show when we put Adam into a regressed state and he enters the mind and films of a film star and you have to guess the name of the star and the films he's actually in. 13:08.882 --> 13:13.285 They're happening around him and you just relate what you see live on the radio. 13:13.526 --> 13:16.308 Yeah, it's a kind of extraordinary psychic event. 13:16.408 --> 13:18.909 How do you feel when you wake up from your Celebrity Regression, Adam? 13:18.929 --> 13:23.012 I've never asked you this before because you're presumably not aware of what's happening when you're under. 13:23.032 --> 13:23.713 No, I'm glad you've asked me. 13:24.173 --> 13:25.898 It's really very difficult for me. 13:26.099 --> 13:28.385 I sometimes feel like we're running out of time. 13:28.425 --> 13:30.370 Going off and having a ciggie and a little cry. 13:30.390 --> 13:30.751 Really? 13:35.152 --> 13:44.195 So the person who wins the competition today can have their choice of the cock and bull premiere tickets, the old grey whistle test DVDs, the look around you DVDs. 13:44.595 --> 13:47.076 Can't have them all, but can have one of them. 13:47.116 --> 13:48.697 That's like a smorgasbord. 13:48.857 --> 13:49.897 Do you mind if I use that word? 13:49.917 --> 13:50.698 What is a smorgasbord? 13:50.718 --> 13:51.438 A smorgasbord. 13:51.558 --> 13:54.339 It's like a big table with a load of amazing prizes. 13:54.699 --> 13:56.300 Is it a religious thing, a smorgasbord? 13:57.000 --> 13:59.962 Now, I think a smorgasbord is a- Is it Dutch? 14:00.482 --> 14:00.903 I don't know. 14:01.463 --> 14:02.304 Swedish, there you go. 14:02.324 --> 14:04.265 It's a Dutch, er, like a buffet. 14:04.485 --> 14:04.765 Wow. 14:05.106 --> 14:05.406 OK. 14:05.626 --> 14:08.028 But this is like an English prize buffet. 14:08.408 --> 14:14.572 And the number to call is 0-8-7-1-222-1049. 14:14.592 --> 14:15.032 0-8-7-1-222-1049. 14:15.353 --> 14:19.195 If you want to win any of those amazing prizes, er, listen very carefully. 14:19.215 --> 14:19.896 Are we going to do it now? 14:20.076 --> 14:23.698 Yeah, I think this is a relatively easy one this week as well, so... OK, here we go. 14:23.778 --> 14:25.940 So let's ring the regression bell. 14:27.999 --> 14:34.703 atmosphere of calm descends on the studio and in the rooms and houses and cars and ears of our listeners. 14:36.144 --> 14:51.253 Adam starts to feel emotional as he drops into unconsciousness and drifts back, back, back, back, back, all the way back to before he was a little baby, before he was a little spermatozoa, before he was a glint in his daddy's eye. 14:53.200 --> 14:56.282 And now he's entering the mind and films of a film star. 14:57.103 --> 15:01.865 So Adam, wake up, tell us what you can see in the first film. 15:01.986 --> 15:06.288 I'm in the front room of our suburban house and it's crazy looking. 15:06.668 --> 15:08.910 I'm here with my brother who's very strange. 15:09.130 --> 15:11.731 He's a very strange looking guy but I'm strange looking too. 15:12.291 --> 15:17.073 I've got a lot of small teeth and a shrunken face and I'm precociously talented. 15:17.453 --> 15:24.595 This house is crazy with day glow colors and crazy things are happening everywhere but for some reason it's incredibly boring. 15:24.916 --> 15:37.380 It's mainly the fault of this guy in an elaborate costume who just turned up and started to get all crazy on our asses jumping on the furniture and shouting and improvising lines that really don't belong in this film but I can't be blamed 15:37.660 --> 15:52.097 cause the signs were good and it turned out bad despite my precocious talons and teeth and shrunken face and the teeth my talons okay just relax Adam's receding from that film and he's going to enter a second film I know what that one was 15:53.018 --> 15:53.218 I think. 15:53.979 --> 15:56.280 Okay, Adam, please enter a second film. 15:56.861 --> 15:58.262 Wake up and tell us what you can see. 16:23.638 --> 16:41.350 there we go that's the second film remember oh eight seven one triple two one oh four nine don't hesitate to call as soon as you recognize sorry little burp the another little burp as soon as you recognize the actor in the films oh it's seven one triple two one oh four nine adam please enter the third and final film 16:43.074 --> 16:46.857 I'm in a big grand room, which is lit moodily. 16:47.178 --> 16:49.760 It's what we call moodily lit. 16:50.100 --> 16:59.627 And it's fancy because my dad is an industrialist, and he's worried that somebody's gonna kidnap me, which of course they will, because otherwise there, you know, wouldn't be much of a story. 16:59.848 --> 17:06.593 But he sent a man to protect me, and he's a damaged man like Michael Barrymore, but he doesn't go off in 17:06.673 --> 17:25.308 cry and smoke sickies every five minutes he just borrows his brow and he never smiles because he's got a backstory but I've made it my mission to make him smile again using my precocious talents and my vast array of tiny teeth and my shrunken face nice my tiny shrunken face 17:27.248 --> 17:27.869 There we go, listeners. 17:27.909 --> 17:38.423 Adam is going to remain in a regressed state until someone calls 0871 222 1049 and correctly names the three films he was regressed into and the name of the film star he was inhabiting. 17:38.483 --> 17:39.684 For God's sake, call now! 17:49.346 --> 17:51.708 That was Graham Coxon with Standing On My Own Again. 17:51.728 --> 17:58.914 It's the first single to be taken from the former guitarist's sixth solo album, Love Travels at Illegal Speeds. 18:00.375 --> 18:01.096 That's a great track. 18:01.616 --> 18:06.320 So Adam is still regressed into the mind and films of a famous film star. 18:07.241 --> 18:08.362 Listen to those little noises. 18:09.082 --> 18:11.244 He's totally unaware that he's making those noises. 18:12.065 --> 18:14.307 Maybe he'll say something revealing about himself. 18:15.559 --> 18:16.039 Nuttys. 18:16.480 --> 18:17.060 Nuttys. 18:17.180 --> 18:18.020 He's got nutties. 18:18.581 --> 18:19.101 Quite revealing. 18:19.621 --> 18:23.123 And we got a caller on the line who thinks they know the answer. 18:23.163 --> 18:23.683 Hello, Sean. 18:23.703 --> 18:24.764 Hi, how you doing? 18:24.964 --> 18:25.624 Very, very well. 18:25.664 --> 18:26.224 How are you doing? 18:26.585 --> 18:27.605 I'm doing very well, yeah. 18:27.625 --> 18:28.846 What are you up to this afternoon? 18:29.489 --> 18:31.692 I'm actually going to my nanny's, it's her birthday today. 18:31.712 --> 18:32.352 Nanny McPhee? 18:32.372 --> 18:34.074 Nanny Foley, yeah. 18:34.094 --> 18:34.855 Is she very ugly? 18:35.015 --> 18:37.017 Does she bring magical donkeys to the house? 18:37.458 --> 18:38.579 She's not, she's a lovely nanny. 18:38.879 --> 18:40.921 I'm sorry, I didn't mean to insinuate she was lovely. 18:41.802 --> 18:42.903 Well that would be charming. 18:43.444 --> 18:48.810 And you think you know the name of the star who Adam's been regressed into? 18:49.301 --> 18:50.242 Uh, hopefully I do, yeah. 18:50.462 --> 18:52.503 It's, uh... Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, whoa, whoa, whoa! 18:53.003 --> 18:55.184 Sean, stay calm, because this is... Jump the gun, jump the gun. 18:55.224 --> 18:57.205 You jump the gun, and this is a medical situation. 18:57.545 --> 19:01.207 If you say the wrong thing at the wrong time, you could damage Adam's brain irreparably. 19:01.267 --> 19:04.289 It's already severely damaged from all the booze and poppers that he does. 19:04.309 --> 19:05.449 Understandable. 19:05.729 --> 19:07.050 Um, poppers. 19:07.530 --> 19:10.232 Um, sorry, just laughing at the word, poppers. 19:10.972 --> 19:11.973 Uh, so who do you think it is? 19:12.053 --> 19:14.294 If basically you say the name of the star, then there's three films. 19:14.314 --> 19:18.236 He'll only wake up if you get all exactly right, Sean, if you'd like to give me your guess now. 19:18.689 --> 19:19.249 Excellent. 19:19.289 --> 19:20.050 Dakota Fanning. 19:21.391 --> 19:26.434 The films are Hide and Seek, War of the Worlds, and Man on Fire. 19:26.795 --> 19:27.895 Now, how did you get Hide and Seek? 19:29.316 --> 19:30.277 How did I get Hide and Seek? 19:30.297 --> 19:30.377 Yeah. 19:30.517 --> 19:31.658 What was your process of deduction? 19:32.198 --> 19:35.621 Well, I knew the second film I devised. 19:35.681 --> 19:36.621 It was Dakota Fanning. 19:37.142 --> 19:38.803 And then I just tried to think why the film she was in. 19:39.703 --> 19:39.923 OK. 19:39.944 --> 19:41.645 Well, that's very logical. 19:42.165 --> 19:44.246 Hide and Seek is the one with Robert De Niro, is it? 19:44.627 --> 19:45.107 That's correct. 19:45.147 --> 19:47.749 And there's mysterious messages written in blood appearing on the mirrors. 19:48.340 --> 19:48.721 I believe so. 19:48.761 --> 19:49.581 I've not actually seen it. 19:49.622 --> 19:51.183 I've just seen the front cover of the DVDs. 19:51.423 --> 19:52.705 Oh, well, that's good enough these days. 19:53.105 --> 19:53.886 Let's see whether you're right. 19:53.946 --> 19:56.849 Adam, are you going to wake up? 19:57.030 --> 19:57.710 No, you're wrong. 19:58.291 --> 19:58.651 I'm wrong. 19:58.791 --> 20:00.774 You haven't got all three films, Sean. 20:01.194 --> 20:01.795 Oh, god damn. 20:01.815 --> 20:02.816 You got one of them wrong. 20:04.037 --> 20:05.399 Do you want a consolation prize? 20:05.953 --> 20:08.575 That'd be fantastic, something to send me off to my nan's with, yeah. 20:08.755 --> 20:12.118 Yeah, do you like, er, what would you like, Old Grey Whistle Test or Look Around You? 20:12.838 --> 20:13.479 Er, Look Around You. 20:13.779 --> 20:14.499 Very good choice. 20:14.800 --> 20:17.702 Funniest DVD of the year in the shops on Monday. 20:17.742 --> 20:18.603 Thanks for calling, Sean. 20:18.863 --> 20:20.244 Excellent, thanks for your time. 20:20.364 --> 20:22.505 Let's go to Gary, who might have got that last film right. 20:22.526 --> 20:23.006 Hello, Gary. 20:23.446 --> 20:23.626 Hello. 20:23.967 --> 20:26.649 OK, Gary, as you know, Medical Circumstance Adam is still under. 20:26.689 --> 20:30.652 If you'd like to say the name of the star and all three films again, let's see if he wakes up. 20:30.732 --> 20:31.092 Go for it. 20:31.272 --> 20:36.997 There's Dakota Fanning, it's Wanda Wells, Man on Fire and Cat in the Hat. 20:38.979 --> 20:40.020 Oh, yes, that's fantastic. 20:40.040 --> 20:40.661 He's correct. 20:40.761 --> 20:41.641 Absolutely correct. 20:42.262 --> 20:42.622 Good stuff. 20:42.923 --> 20:44.564 Are you a fan of Dakota Fanning, Gary? 20:44.584 --> 20:45.225 Not at all. 20:45.565 --> 20:46.025 Why not? 20:46.506 --> 20:48.848 She's quite annoying, isn't she, really? 20:48.908 --> 20:49.809 Now why is she annoying? 20:49.849 --> 20:54.333 Because she's like, it's as if she's been in drama school for 20 years, but she's only six. 20:55.114 --> 20:55.914 Is that why she's annoying? 20:56.335 --> 20:56.475 No. 20:58.479 --> 21:00.401 I mean, she's a- she's a talented poppet. 21:00.421 --> 21:01.422 She's a child, Gary. 21:01.462 --> 21:02.243 She's a talented child poppet. 21:02.263 --> 21:03.004 What are you gonna do? 21:03.384 --> 21:05.586 But come on, Gary- I know what Gary's talking about. 21:05.646 --> 21:08.629 It's the fact that she looks like a shrunken grandma. 21:09.010 --> 21:15.056 And she has the demeanour of a sort of precocious 35-year-old woman. 21:15.396 --> 21:16.957 It's very unsettling, that's all. 21:17.018 --> 21:18.679 Who's the little boy in the Sixth Sense again? 21:18.719 --> 21:19.200 What's his name? 21:20.381 --> 21:20.821 That's right. 21:21.042 --> 21:22.143 They should go out, shouldn't they? 21:22.163 --> 21:22.583 They should. 21:22.603 --> 21:23.084 Can you imagine? 21:23.104 --> 21:24.525 They'd be the hottest couple in Hollywood. 21:24.565 --> 21:26.267 Wow, what kind of conversations would they have? 21:26.307 --> 21:29.650 They'd sit there and they'd talk about John Paul Sartre and stuff like that. 21:29.710 --> 21:30.551 You still with us, Gary? 21:30.971 --> 21:32.933 Quite a depressing couple. 21:33.894 --> 21:36.136 Would you have them round to dinner and get quite depressed? 21:36.176 --> 21:38.338 Oh, I've got Dakota Fenning and what's his name again? 21:38.659 --> 21:39.079 Haley Joel. 21:39.099 --> 21:39.560 Haley Joel. 21:41.201 --> 21:42.783 So, listen, Gary, congratulations. 21:42.943 --> 21:43.603 Absolutely correct. 21:43.643 --> 21:44.784 Thanks very much for calling in. 21:45.085 --> 21:48.007 Would you like a copy of the Old Grey Whistle Test? 21:48.328 --> 21:54.433 All four of the DVDs currently available on one bumper set, or a copy of Look Around You? 21:55.094 --> 21:56.295 Was the second one again? 21:57.136 --> 21:59.498 It was Look Around You or Old Grey Whistle Test? 22:00.154 --> 22:01.175 I'll have a look around you. 22:01.515 --> 22:03.496 Sensible man, that's both look around you's gone. 22:03.996 --> 22:05.217 Testament to its quality. 22:05.297 --> 22:06.657 Thanks very much indeed for your call. 22:06.877 --> 22:08.038 Thanks for everyone who called in. 22:08.618 --> 22:10.099 Thanks to everyone who called in, even. 22:10.419 --> 22:11.680 That was Celebrity Regression Therapy. 22:11.700 --> 22:12.720 This is Adam and Joe on XFM. 22:12.740 --> 22:14.161 We'll be back very shortly. 22:14.281 --> 22:16.042 Did you enjoy the plays before, incidentally, Joe? 22:16.302 --> 22:16.983 Yeah, are there more? 22:17.143 --> 22:19.804 Did you like the one with David Kidd Jensen talking about the best game in the world? 22:19.824 --> 22:20.644 Talking about Christmas gifts. 22:20.684 --> 22:22.585 Yeah, they're getting in early for Christmas, aren't they? 22:22.605 --> 22:25.087 I think that play might have crept in there by accident. 22:25.347 --> 22:26.767 But anyway, we've got some more for you right now. 22:26.867 --> 22:27.888 Theater Time. 22:27.948 --> 22:29.089 Yes, it's Theater Time on XFM. 22:30.805 --> 22:31.628 Excess values. 22:36.920 --> 22:37.260 There you go. 22:37.300 --> 22:42.923 That is Bell and Sebastian with their new single, which is called Funny Little Frog. 22:43.063 --> 22:45.244 This is Adam and Joe on XFM. 22:45.824 --> 22:48.705 We were just talking about Big Brother there. 22:49.345 --> 22:59.890 Joe feels as if there's absolutely nothing possibly left to say about Big Brother that hasn't been said about a million times already on various radio and TV stations around the world. 23:00.370 --> 23:04.432 I think that's probably true, but I haven't been watching that much Big Brother coverage myself. 23:04.952 --> 23:08.193 The only thing I have watched, actually, is Russell Brand's show, Big Brother's Big Mouth. 23:08.233 --> 23:09.674 Now, I like him, he's really good. 23:09.874 --> 23:10.794 He is really good, isn't he? 23:10.934 --> 23:15.656 Yeah, he says such mad things and all the people sitting around him don't seem to acknowledge them. 23:16.116 --> 23:18.537 The other day he approached a woman who had her hand up. 23:18.577 --> 23:19.717 This is, what's the show called? 23:19.917 --> 23:20.778 Big Brother's Big Mouth. 23:20.798 --> 23:23.059 Yeah, on E4, and it gets repeated on Channel 4. 23:23.499 --> 23:26.680 And he goes, oh, I see you've got an opinion coming out of your mouth. 23:26.920 --> 23:29.261 Look at it, coming out of your mouth like a great big boiled cabbage. 23:30.626 --> 23:32.307 And, er, it was quite insulting, really. 23:32.327 --> 23:34.288 But it's just water off a duck's back. 23:34.448 --> 23:35.108 No-one cares. 23:35.609 --> 23:36.949 He is- he's sort of bananas. 23:37.009 --> 23:39.251 I mean, he's- he was genuinely bananas for a little bit, I think. 23:39.331 --> 23:40.851 But- but listen, we were having this discussion. 23:40.872 --> 23:47.775 I was saying to Adam, I find it a bit difficult to talk about Big Brother, cos I- I can't say anyth- I feel like I've got nothing new to say about it. 23:48.075 --> 23:48.215 Mm. 23:48.456 --> 23:53.778 Everyone's seen everything and everyone's talked- But I like hearing all the old things come out of your mouth like a big cabbage. 23:53.798 --> 23:54.499 Well, you're very nice. 23:54.539 --> 23:56.300 But it gave us an idea for a text competition. 23:57.280 --> 24:02.743 And the competition is, can you think of anything, any comment about Big Brother that hasn't been said before? 24:03.404 --> 24:04.464 Any new observation? 24:04.685 --> 24:05.065 Anything? 24:05.945 --> 24:08.227 Anything that we haven't heard said before? 24:08.807 --> 24:15.351 Text 83XFM and we'll give you an amazing prize if you can think of a fresh thing to say about Big Brother. 24:15.411 --> 24:16.992 It needn't necessarily make any sense. 24:18.213 --> 24:19.233 And it needn't be true. 24:19.794 --> 24:20.994 It can't be totally stupid. 24:21.014 --> 24:22.175 It's got to pertain to something. 24:22.295 --> 24:26.518 Yeah, it would be- I think you'd get extra points if it did make sense and if it was a fresh, exciting original observation. 24:26.538 --> 24:26.618 Yeah. 24:26.638 --> 24:28.760 Cos what can- I mean, it can't be Jodie Marsh is an idiot. 24:29.080 --> 24:30.661 It can't be Jodie Marsh is brilliant. 24:31.182 --> 24:36.125 It can't be Dennis Rodman is, er, weird sexually. 24:36.806 --> 24:37.866 It- what else do people say? 24:37.906 --> 24:40.028 It can't be about George Galloway being a cat. 24:40.428 --> 24:41.429 But that was amazing. 24:41.549 --> 24:43.471 It can't be Rula Lenska's leopardy bum. 24:44.331 --> 24:47.413 It can't be Michael Barrymore's evil or Michael Barrymore's good. 24:48.454 --> 24:49.094 Er, what could it be? 24:49.214 --> 24:57.596 If you think you've got any original observation to make about Big Brother, then text 83XFM and we'll give you a fantastic prize. 24:57.897 --> 25:01.357 Maybe even these Cock & Bull premiere tickets, but we feel they're such a hot prize. 25:01.537 --> 25:01.798 Yeah. 25:01.898 --> 25:03.598 We're waiting for the right moment to give them away. 25:03.718 --> 25:05.759 Yeah, you've got to do something pretty amazing for those tickets. 25:06.439 --> 25:10.960 Erm, well, in the meantime, I'd like to continue making some, er, what may well be 25:11.660 --> 25:14.222 old observations about Little Big Brother. 25:14.742 --> 25:16.003 But I've been enjoying it so much. 25:16.023 --> 25:19.646 I haven't enjoyed a series of Big Brother for a very long time, this much. 25:20.066 --> 25:27.691 And I'm just curious to see how the whole thing unfolds, obviously, and whether there is any serious disruption within the house. 25:27.731 --> 25:32.154 I hope, obviously, for the welfare of the people taking part, that nothing too terrible happens. 25:32.494 --> 25:39.199 But the whole place is really alive with the idea that something really terrible might actually kick off, don't you reckon? 25:39.259 --> 25:40.579 Or do you think that it's all completely safe? 25:42.040 --> 25:47.124 I- I- No, just- just a, um, a complete meltdown, um, psychic meltdown. 25:47.184 --> 25:51.306 Probably Barrymore, obviously, is the one most likely to melt down. 25:51.326 --> 25:52.387 You see, you've had that before. 25:52.407 --> 25:59.631 There's got to be some sort of a- a killing or, um, an attempt or maybe a ritual sacrifice. 25:59.651 --> 26:00.412 Well, exactly. 26:00.452 --> 26:02.173 What would happen if someone did attempt? 26:02.193 --> 26:03.093 Cos they've already had a fight. 26:03.113 --> 26:04.294 They've already had to call the police. 26:04.474 --> 26:04.654 Yeah. 26:05.735 --> 26:06.475 Where else can it go? 26:06.495 --> 26:07.596 Did they call the cops in the last series? 26:07.616 --> 26:08.396 Do you know what I think? 26:08.876 --> 26:15.239 Here's a possibly original observation about this series of Big Brother, is that it's like John Carpenter's film The Thing. 26:15.919 --> 26:19.241 I think there might be an evil entity in there, a supernatural entity. 26:19.701 --> 26:21.822 It was hosted by Barrymore, he bought it in. 26:22.362 --> 26:29.725 Then very late one night, he didn't see this on camera or maybe if you were watching the live coverage, he just went up to Jodie Marsh, opened his mouth and went, 26:32.155 --> 26:35.038 And this glowing spirit came out of his mouth and into her mouth. 26:35.118 --> 26:37.220 Isn't that, like, Fallen with Denzel Washington? 26:37.241 --> 26:37.641 Maybe it is. 26:37.661 --> 26:40.524 It's like, sort of, there has to be one evil person. 26:40.544 --> 26:40.744 Yeah. 26:40.764 --> 26:42.586 And this evil baton is being passed. 26:42.967 --> 26:43.928 Barrymore controls it. 26:44.268 --> 26:45.009 Barrymore controls it. 26:45.029 --> 26:45.750 He's the evil emperor. 26:45.970 --> 26:46.631 In that hood. 26:46.891 --> 26:49.954 Pete, what's his name, is hugging it quite a lot as well. 26:50.755 --> 26:57.702 Um, and I think maybe this ties in with something I wanted to say about Rula Lensker, because sometimes she's virtually speaking in tongues. 26:57.722 --> 27:02.927 You know, if you're not actually watching the screen and you're not aware that it's her on there, you think, who's that bloke talking? 27:03.188 --> 27:04.869 I didn't know they had an extra bloke in there. 27:04.889 --> 27:05.930 Do you know what I'm saying? 27:06.371 --> 27:07.212 With Rula's voice. 27:07.352 --> 27:07.852 Listen to this. 27:07.952 --> 27:09.073 This is Rula's voice, OK? 27:09.214 --> 27:12.337 My first nomination would be Dennis. 27:12.817 --> 27:20.220 He's a huge, very highly sexed man, who it seems only gets real pleasure out of when the gym is open. 27:20.500 --> 27:27.622 And the other thing that I find a little bit difficult is the constant sexual innuendo. 27:27.642 --> 27:29.763 You've slowed that down, you naughty bugger. 27:29.823 --> 27:30.283 Tiny bit. 27:30.563 --> 27:33.324 But she sounds like she's processing a burp. 27:33.624 --> 27:38.366 Do you know how when you're saying a sentence, a burp comes into your mouth? 27:38.446 --> 27:39.326 Yeah, she's like that. 27:39.787 --> 27:40.547 I like her though. 27:42.256 --> 27:42.737 I like her. 27:42.757 --> 27:43.618 I like all the old people in there. 27:43.638 --> 27:50.646 I liked her until she started treating Galloway like a cat and he started digging it and it became the most revoltingly sexual thing I've ever seen. 27:50.666 --> 27:51.146 Oh, come on. 27:51.166 --> 27:52.167 Some old people doing. 27:52.448 --> 27:53.228 It was extraordinary. 27:53.248 --> 27:54.230 That was the most offensive thing. 27:54.250 --> 27:54.490 I liked it. 27:54.510 --> 27:54.910 I liked it. 27:55.050 --> 27:55.431 Did you? 27:55.531 --> 27:55.751 Yeah. 27:55.771 --> 27:56.732 Why, because you like cats? 27:57.113 --> 27:57.834 Well, I just don't care. 27:57.854 --> 27:59.736 I think people should be allowed to behave like cats. 27:59.756 --> 28:00.036 I don't know. 28:00.056 --> 28:00.717 It's not illegal. 28:00.737 --> 28:01.618 I'm pretty sure they shouldn't. 28:01.638 --> 28:01.938 It's fun. 28:02.759 --> 28:04.140 I thought her elephant was very good. 28:04.480 --> 28:09.383 Anyway, remember, if you can think of anything original to say about Big Brother, text 83XFM. 28:09.643 --> 28:09.963 Anything. 28:10.003 --> 28:11.604 We've already got some contenders. 28:11.925 --> 28:14.986 We'll be coming back a bit later to find out who's won the big prize. 28:15.127 --> 28:21.590 Her elephant was good, but the gibbon she did when she was bashing on her breasts just made me think, don't bash your breasts like that. 28:21.931 --> 28:23.151 That's not good for your breasts. 28:23.311 --> 28:25.973 Oh, they're quite droopy, so she went high. 28:26.874 --> 28:29.855 Constant sexual innuendo. 28:30.096 --> 28:30.456 XFM. 28:36.446 --> 28:38.147 Yeah, that's Katie Tunstall with Under The Weather. 28:38.167 --> 28:39.688 This is Adam and Jo on XFM. 28:39.728 --> 28:40.088 London's 104.9. 28:41.168 --> 28:45.091 Britain's... Well, it's got different numbers, hasn't it, depending on where in Britain you're listening to it. 28:45.922 --> 28:46.202 Yeah. 28:46.762 --> 28:47.203 There we go. 28:47.803 --> 28:57.428 So stay tuned, because later in the show we'll be playing Ditties in the Dock and giving away copies of the Bad News Bears, Richard Linklater's remake of the classic 70s Walter Mattow comedy. 28:57.568 --> 29:02.731 Well, I'm hoping it's a walkover this week so we can resolve it within three calls, then I can walk off with one of the copies. 29:02.971 --> 29:03.491 That would be good. 29:03.651 --> 29:03.871 You know? 29:04.111 --> 29:04.331 Yeah. 29:04.632 --> 29:05.192 Vice versa. 29:05.352 --> 29:05.712 Me too. 29:06.452 --> 29:09.054 Um, but for now... Imagine if it was a copy of Vice Versa. 29:09.614 --> 29:30.733 that's it with fred savage yeah was that fred as a body swap film isn't it with fred savage and an old man uh it was fred savage and the bloke from beverly hills cop um oh yeah what's his name what is his name obviously not eddie murphy the other guy and he's in uh randall tick box oh jimmy's finger yeah he's in outrageous fortune yeah exactly 29:31.634 --> 29:32.135 Yes! 29:32.415 --> 29:33.275 Thank you. 29:33.295 --> 29:35.397 Fred Savage and Judge Reinhold. 29:35.517 --> 29:46.805 So listen, just to stop talking about Big Brother for a bit, I've been watching some other late night TV and like many people with cable I often end up watching those infomercials. 29:47.145 --> 29:48.566 Right, I thought you were going to say something else. 29:48.746 --> 29:58.193 No, sometimes I don't pay for that sort of stuff so I end up having to watch infomercials and I just came across what I think is the most stupid useless product 29:58.633 --> 30:00.515 ever to be sold on television. 30:00.535 --> 30:01.335 That's a bold claim. 30:01.496 --> 30:02.336 It is a bold claim. 30:02.396 --> 30:05.619 And it's not so much that the product is useless, it's also the way he sells it. 30:05.659 --> 30:16.308 So there's this bloke, and I don't know whether you've seen this, but it's one of those infomercials that's sort of shot in a shopping centre and they've set up a table and they're displaying their wares and there's grannies gathered round and stuff. 30:16.348 --> 30:17.689 It goes on for about 15 minutes. 30:18.090 --> 30:19.031 And they're magic pens. 30:20.034 --> 30:21.494 What's magic about them? 30:21.534 --> 30:28.656 Well there's coloured pens and then there's this white pen that you use to draw on top of the coloured pens and it erases them. 30:29.176 --> 30:31.776 So basically it's 20 pens and an erasing pen. 30:32.297 --> 30:39.258 And then they've also got stamps that you draw all over with this stinky erasing pen and then you can stamp your name on it and stuff. 30:39.558 --> 30:43.439 They do brilliant things, Christmas trees, snow, it's ideal and really cheap. 30:44.319 --> 30:46.601 But you know also in these adverts, they throw things in, don't they? 30:46.641 --> 30:51.744 Just when you think it's... Every time you think it's quite a good bargain, they'll stick something else in and you'll think, wow, that really is. 30:51.784 --> 30:52.724 That's a double bargain. 30:52.744 --> 30:53.364 A double bargain. 30:53.625 --> 31:00.789 So not only are you getting the pens and the stamps, but then he throws this in and if you play clip one, we'll see what he throws in. 31:01.403 --> 31:05.085 And the other thing I didn't show you are these fab new spira magics. 31:05.145 --> 31:07.607 If you've not seen these before, these are great. 31:08.367 --> 31:10.889 So he's talking about a spirograph. 31:10.909 --> 31:11.649 A spira magic. 31:11.689 --> 31:12.570 No, he's not, Adam. 31:12.650 --> 31:12.930 Is he? 31:13.130 --> 31:14.631 You know what a spirograph is, don't you? 31:14.791 --> 31:20.574 Yeah, it was like a sort of plastic template that you would anchor with a pin and then you would make swirly-wirly patterns. 31:20.594 --> 31:21.595 Yeah, it was such fun. 31:21.995 --> 31:24.217 Well, this isn't a spirograph. 31:24.257 --> 31:27.719 This isn't a battery-operated electric spirograph. 31:28.539 --> 31:30.540 that does the spirographing for you. 31:31.060 --> 31:32.921 Listen to the next clip, listen to how he sells it. 31:33.501 --> 31:37.743 All you do with these, pop in a couple of pens, and these will work with any felt tips. 31:38.103 --> 31:45.747 Press the button, and as it goes around it's going to cheat like mad, and give you all the old spirograph effects that used to take you hours. 31:46.067 --> 31:50.709 This is going to do all the work for you, and they work with any felt tip pens if you've already got some. 31:51.409 --> 31:54.512 Finally, the labour-saving device that the world's been waiting for. 31:54.572 --> 32:01.738 Yeah, all those sweatshops with all those kids doing all the- Oh, they're- I've got to do a hundred spirograph designs today. 32:03.039 --> 32:04.320 Have you done your spirographs? 32:04.600 --> 32:07.603 Mum, please! 32:07.703 --> 32:10.005 Is that not the most useless thing ever to be sold on telly? 32:10.125 --> 32:11.386 That is profoundly useless. 32:11.726 --> 32:12.286 That's the end of that. 32:12.627 --> 32:14.708 Did you, um- I wonder how much the pens would cost. 32:14.869 --> 32:16.430 Do you think it would be- 19.99. 32:16.610 --> 32:16.970 Oh, right. 32:16.990 --> 32:18.992 I was thinking that maybe it was 20 pens. 32:26.038 --> 32:28.520 That's Stiff Little Fingers with Alternative Ulster. 32:28.540 --> 32:30.341 This is Adam and Joe on XFM. 32:30.521 --> 32:34.463 So you reckon- Adam's saying that he thinks he's beaten me at Ditties in the Dark. 32:34.623 --> 32:35.784 You think it's gonna be a walkover? 32:36.304 --> 32:37.245 Oh, no, I didn't say that. 32:37.385 --> 32:39.506 No, I said if it- if it is a walkover. 32:39.826 --> 32:40.046 Yeah. 32:40.107 --> 32:41.387 But I bet you'll walk it, man. 32:41.487 --> 32:47.631 Shall we say what we're- what we're gonna, er... Yeah, the category this week is, er, child singing stars, yeah? 32:47.651 --> 32:48.191 Mm-hm. 32:48.472 --> 32:48.752 Yeah. 32:48.932 --> 32:52.134 And how old, er, do you have to be to qualify as a child singing star? 32:52.174 --> 32:52.694 I'd say under 16. 32:52.754 --> 32:52.834 OK. 32:54.961 --> 32:56.942 That legally constitutes a child. 32:57.183 --> 32:57.403 Yeah. 32:57.683 --> 32:58.143 These days. 32:58.844 --> 33:00.124 Sorry, I've got some coughing to do. 33:00.845 --> 33:01.045 Why? 33:02.966 --> 33:03.307 Wow. 33:03.927 --> 33:05.388 That's an authoritative cough. 33:05.588 --> 33:09.691 I was supposed to fade my mic down and I just pressed the pre-fade, so I coughed right in your face there. 33:09.711 --> 33:10.651 I'm really sorry about that. 33:10.771 --> 33:11.132 Shocking. 33:11.152 --> 33:11.512 Listeners. 33:12.072 --> 33:17.316 So you reckon- what, are you ridiculously confident that you've got a superior song sung by a child singer? 33:17.456 --> 33:18.617 No, I'm not at all confident. 33:18.677 --> 33:19.738 I've got quite a weird one. 33:19.838 --> 33:27.865 And it's one of the ones that I'm really gonna rely on the curiosity of the XFM listeners rather than the fact that, you know, they're familiar with the track. 33:28.805 --> 33:29.726 Well, I've got a slam dunk. 33:30.106 --> 33:30.707 Yeah, you reckon? 33:31.027 --> 33:31.568 I think so. 33:32.799 --> 33:33.519 It's not Jacko. 33:33.599 --> 33:34.680 Neither of us have bought Jacko. 33:34.980 --> 33:35.180 No. 33:35.420 --> 33:36.301 Or Stevie Wonder. 33:36.421 --> 33:36.901 Or Wonder. 33:37.161 --> 33:38.521 Or any of the... Or Dakota Fanning. 33:38.722 --> 33:40.462 No, I went off... Has she released a single? 33:41.343 --> 33:43.203 I'm sure she's working on some new material. 33:43.564 --> 33:45.985 But it'll probably end up sounding like late Joni Mitchell. 33:46.765 --> 33:48.746 Like a little shriveled old Joni Mitchell. 33:49.286 --> 33:51.988 But, um, no, I'm not totally confident that I'm gonna win it. 33:52.449 --> 33:53.710 Boy, I really- I really wanna pitch mine. 33:53.750 --> 33:57.873 I've got a few incidental, uh, things to play in support of my case as well. 33:57.913 --> 33:58.113 Really? 33:58.153 --> 33:58.393 Yeah. 33:58.473 --> 33:59.014 Oh, that's good. 33:59.534 --> 34:03.838 And, of course, those copies of the Bad News Bears going as prizes, uh, and that's coming up towards the end of the show. 34:04.278 --> 34:06.180 We're only talking about this because we can't leave anything else to say. 34:06.200 --> 34:06.960 Well, no, listen, man. 34:06.980 --> 34:09.682 Do you remember last week you were talking about Coldplay being played? 34:09.703 --> 34:09.783 Yeah. 34:10.143 --> 34:11.364 That's on clocks, obviously. 34:11.644 --> 34:11.904 Yes. 34:12.184 --> 34:19.288 Which is, I suppose a lot of people working in TV now would probably avoid using clocks because of, you know, the fact that it has been grotesquely overused. 34:19.668 --> 34:21.989 As background for sort of documentaries and stuff. 34:22.009 --> 34:22.730 Documentaries. 34:22.770 --> 34:25.131 Reality telly basically uses Coldplay all the time. 34:25.151 --> 34:36.257 Yeah, reality TV, documentary sports programs, I mean it's a very rousing emotional piece of music, you know, and it pretty much dignifies or makes exciting anything that it's played over. 34:36.357 --> 34:41.826 Well this is what we were asking last week, is there anything that it would be inappropriate to do to the music of Coldplay? 34:42.467 --> 34:45.873 Is there anything, any kind of program, anything? 34:47.612 --> 34:49.213 Is there anything that would sound wrong to Coldplay? 34:49.373 --> 34:58.175 I mean, I think that if people phoned in and just read the ingredients from the back of a packet that they had in their kitchen... To the sound of Coldplay? 34:58.195 --> 35:00.896 To the sound of Coldplay, it would become exciting and moving. 35:01.056 --> 35:01.596 Let's try it. 35:01.616 --> 35:03.597 0 8 7 1, triple 2, 1 0 4 9. 35:05.237 --> 35:11.099 Maybe this is how we'll give away those tickets to see the premiere of Cock and Bull, the new film with Rob Brydon and Steve Coogan. 35:11.399 --> 35:13.300 We've got tickets for the premiere on Monday night. 35:13.960 --> 35:24.904 If you think you can read, uh, the back of a packet... Yeah, all the ingredients and something boring, something very boring, like the instructions from... I was gonna say... The instructions to the latest gadget you bought, maybe. 35:24.944 --> 35:25.845 Yeah, yeah, exactly. 35:25.865 --> 35:26.805 The warranty warning. 35:27.165 --> 35:27.745 That's a good one. 35:27.765 --> 35:29.586 Yeah, the copyright warning on the back of a DVD. 35:29.646 --> 35:32.647 Call 0-8-7-1-triple-two-one-o-four-nine right now. 35:32.667 --> 35:34.108 0-8-7-1-triple-two-one-o-four-nine. 35:34.688 --> 35:37.949 Uh, we'll get you on, we'll put clocks behind it, and I bet we'll all shed a tear. 35:38.509 --> 35:39.210 I think we will. 35:39.450 --> 35:39.670 Yeah. 35:39.870 --> 35:42.391 I'm just thinking about it, choking up a little bit. 35:42.611 --> 35:45.292 It would be good if you were a very boring sounding person as well. 35:45.713 --> 35:57.259 You know, if you really have a dull voice, even duller than mine or Joe's, then give us a call and read some instructions from the back of... Yeah, you've got to be free on Monday night as well. 35:57.599 --> 36:00.521 And 15 or over, because that's what certificate the film is. 36:00.721 --> 36:02.422 Look, I'm going to play you a little clip now, OK? 36:02.482 --> 36:08.005 Now you have to judge, this is just for you Joe Cornish, whether this is real use of Coldplay or not. 36:08.772 --> 36:19.501 and most intriguing of all was this slab of Italian marble with marks on it here which indicate that it may have been attached to a high-status building. 36:20.001 --> 36:20.601 But was it? 36:20.842 --> 36:23.824 And if so, was the high-status building in this field? 36:24.364 --> 36:28.648 The islanders are really excited about it and want Time Team to solve the mystery. 36:28.928 --> 36:32.351 And as usual, we've got just three days to come up with some answers. 36:34.195 --> 36:34.355 Yeah. 36:34.695 --> 36:34.975 Yeah. 36:35.155 --> 36:37.697 That's the perfect expression of the excitement of the islanders. 36:38.037 --> 36:38.557 Absolutely. 36:39.658 --> 36:40.298 And three days. 36:40.318 --> 36:41.799 They've only got three days to come. 36:41.839 --> 36:42.699 You see? 36:43.079 --> 36:46.201 Now, I've no idea whether that's real or not, cos it fits perfectly. 36:46.321 --> 36:51.663 Once again, Coldplay providing the perfect backing to a film about... a programme about archaeology. 36:51.823 --> 36:52.024 Yeah. 36:52.264 --> 36:52.724 Time team. 36:53.044 --> 36:54.304 the program about archaeology. 36:54.324 --> 36:54.545 Yeah. 36:54.725 --> 36:55.085 Thanks, man. 36:55.105 --> 36:55.985 Well, that's not real. 36:56.165 --> 36:57.346 That's, er, that was... What? 36:57.446 --> 36:58.606 Yeah, it seems extraordinary. 36:59.006 --> 37:01.287 But that was invented for the purposes of demonstration. 37:01.687 --> 37:02.747 But listen, get calling now. 37:02.767 --> 37:08.669 0-8-7-1-2-2-1-0-4-9 if you want to go and see Cock and Bull Story, the premiere, even, on Monday. 37:09.230 --> 37:13.271 And, er, and, erm, if you've got a boring voice, you know, that's an advantage. 37:13.891 --> 37:15.872 But it's not completely necessary. 37:16.132 --> 37:16.873 Is it time for some music? 37:16.893 --> 37:20.738 It's time for some music and this is a band called Block Party, Joe. 37:20.798 --> 37:22.501 I believe that you're a big, big fan. 37:22.621 --> 37:23.342 I've never heard of them. 37:23.522 --> 37:25.805 Block Party and the song is called Banquet. 37:32.540 --> 37:33.620 Come on, facts, Cornish. 37:33.860 --> 37:35.421 What? 37:35.441 --> 37:36.041 Give us some facts. 37:36.081 --> 37:36.941 About that record? 37:37.261 --> 37:37.841 Oh, God! 37:38.001 --> 37:39.242 You weren't ready with your facts. 37:39.402 --> 37:40.502 Is that still Bloke Party? 37:40.562 --> 37:41.162 Yeah, that was Bloke Party. 37:41.182 --> 37:43.103 Yeah, that's the re-issue of the London quartet's second single. 37:43.123 --> 37:44.383 Originally came out in April last year. 37:44.403 --> 37:47.724 This new version can also be found on their Mercury-nominated debut album Silent Alarm. 37:47.764 --> 37:51.045 Comes back with some amazing Bloke Party-based facts. 37:51.145 --> 37:52.305 Thanks very much, Joe Cornish. 37:52.345 --> 37:59.167 Now, we've had an overwhelming response to the notion that people could call in and read something boring to the sound of Coldplay. 37:59.607 --> 38:00.907 And who've got first on the line? 38:01.968 --> 38:04.849 Can I just tell you who we- we had loads of really good suggestions. 38:05.089 --> 38:07.691 Somebody wanted to read the back of an oyster card. 38:07.711 --> 38:08.431 Who was that, Lila? 38:08.631 --> 38:09.612 That would have been Mark. 38:09.892 --> 38:10.172 Mark. 38:10.272 --> 38:13.054 That's a really nice idea and I wanted to hear that but unfortunately we don't have time. 38:13.094 --> 38:14.635 Somebody wanted to read the back of a paint can. 38:14.675 --> 38:16.296 That was Steve, the painter and decorator. 38:16.576 --> 38:25.459 Steve, but we do have three callers who are now going to attempt to win these tickets to the Cock and Bull premiere by reading some sort of text off the back of something to The Sound of Coldplay. 38:25.679 --> 38:28.880 Now, this first caller is kind of a celebrity caller, in a way. 38:28.900 --> 38:28.980 Yeah. 38:29.320 --> 38:29.580 Andy. 38:29.820 --> 38:30.921 Andy, I believe this is Andy. 38:31.001 --> 38:32.201 Are you Andy Riley, Andy? 38:32.481 --> 38:33.581 Yes, I'm Andy Riley. 38:33.741 --> 38:40.904 Hello, Andy, and Andy, you are one of the writers of, amongst other things, Black Books and the new series Hyperdrive, is that right? 38:40.924 --> 38:41.264 I am, yeah. 38:41.384 --> 38:44.905 Yeah, and also you wrote on the last series of Little Britain, didn't you, Andy? 38:45.585 --> 38:45.825 you. 38:45.986 --> 38:46.406 Well done. 38:46.866 --> 38:50.429 And you- and you- you did- not the weeing. 38:50.469 --> 38:51.790 Not responsible for the weeing. 38:52.130 --> 38:54.812 And you also- don't you write the Bunny Suicides book? 38:54.852 --> 38:55.633 Is that right? 38:55.813 --> 38:56.033 Yeah. 38:56.573 --> 38:58.615 You must be a millionaire off the Bunny Suicides. 38:59.115 --> 39:00.196 It's done alright, yeah. 39:00.296 --> 39:02.238 I mean, they sell in Finland as well. 39:02.258 --> 39:03.879 The Japanese ones are about to come out. 39:04.355 --> 39:19.746 really it'll go great guns there man because the japanese like to torture fluffy animals yeah cuteness and violence they go for that in a big way so listen andy what are you going to read to the music of coldplay today i was just doing the show listening to my tax return i'm not looking to my test i'm doing my tax return 39:20.006 --> 39:21.887 You were doing the show listening to your tax return. 39:21.907 --> 39:23.848 Yes, I was listening to my tax return. 39:24.069 --> 39:29.072 And so I thought, how about some of my expenses for the 2004 to 2005. 39:29.172 --> 39:30.252 That sounds really moving. 39:30.473 --> 39:32.334 OK, let's see how moving it becomes to the music of Coldplay. 39:32.354 --> 39:34.795 We're going to give you about 20 seconds or something. 39:35.516 --> 39:35.656 Thanks. 39:35.696 --> 39:36.036 Here we go. 39:36.076 --> 39:36.916 In your own time, Andy. 39:37.257 --> 39:37.357 OK. 39:38.537 --> 39:39.558 1704, art material. 39:39.578 --> 39:39.558 £38.05. 39:39.598 --> 39:40.459 £2,704, travel card. £20.20. 39:48.235 --> 39:48.315 7-7-0-4. 39:48.515 --> 39:53.657 Postage, 375. 39:53.957 --> 39:54.297 8-7-0-4. 39:54.837 --> 39:58.079 Taxi, £8.80. 39:58.579 --> 39:58.819 9-7-0-4. 39:58.899 --> 40:00.940 Book, £7.99. 40:01.680 --> 40:02.740 Wow, it's amazing. 40:02.760 --> 40:03.781 You see, it works perfectly. 40:03.801 --> 40:05.261 I'm feeling a bit roused, actually. 40:05.281 --> 40:06.662 That was quite touching, wasn't it? 40:06.802 --> 40:09.283 That became like a performance piece there, Andy. 40:09.323 --> 40:15.585 So, listen, Andy, can we keep Andy on the line, or shall we just sort of hang up on everybody and then call the winner back? 40:15.905 --> 40:19.167 We can get Andy back in a second, but if we go to line two, we're going to go to Sandra. 40:19.247 --> 40:20.567 OK, this is, of course, a competition. 40:20.608 --> 40:23.309 Let's see whether anybody can beat that extraordinary start by Andy. 40:23.389 --> 40:24.109 Sandra, are you there? 40:24.329 --> 40:25.890 Thanks very much for calling, incidentally, Andy. 40:26.110 --> 40:26.891 Sandra, hello. 40:27.051 --> 40:27.531 Oh, hello. 40:27.971 --> 40:28.452 How you doing? 40:28.692 --> 40:29.832 I'm doing very well, thank you. 40:29.952 --> 40:31.313 What did you think of that, Sandra? 40:31.773 --> 40:33.114 I thought that was immensely boring. 40:33.314 --> 40:34.275 And what are you going to... Boring? 40:34.615 --> 40:35.936 Yeah, but in a moving way, you mean. 40:35.996 --> 40:37.116 In a very moving way, yes. 40:37.196 --> 40:38.617 And what are you going to read for us, Sandra? 40:38.797 --> 40:39.257 It added to it. 40:39.297 --> 40:41.418 What are you going to read for us, Sandra? 40:41.579 --> 40:43.980 Well, I'm going to read a 17th century nun's prayer. 40:44.721 --> 40:47.903 Now that's, that's dangerous because that is potentially moving in itself. 40:48.443 --> 40:52.005 It could overload, we could have some emotional nervous breakdowns. 40:52.105 --> 40:53.666 It could result in immoverload. 40:54.047 --> 40:56.308 Oh well, you might do well out of phone calls as well. 40:56.328 --> 40:57.229 Is that like Imodium? 40:58.049 --> 40:58.930 It's a little bit like Imodium. 40:58.950 --> 41:00.070 Sort of like emotional Imodium. 41:00.310 --> 41:02.512 Sandra, here comes your music, here comes your 20 seconds. 41:02.992 --> 41:04.153 Best of luck, here we go. 41:04.993 --> 41:12.838 17th century nuns prayer, Lord thou knowest better than I know myself, that I am growing older and will someday be old. 41:13.601 --> 41:19.850 Keep me from the fatal habit of thinking I must say something on every subject on every occasion. 41:20.510 --> 41:24.336 Release me from my cravings to straighten out everybody's affairs. 41:24.997 --> 41:27.159 Make me thoughtful, but not moody. 41:27.700 --> 41:28.742 Help me not bossy. 41:30.000 --> 41:33.841 With my vast store of wisdom, it seems a pity. 41:33.881 --> 41:35.981 This is just kind of good advice, though, isn't it? 41:36.141 --> 41:38.302 This is advice that we'd do well to listen to ourselves. 41:38.322 --> 41:39.862 I know, you're trying to tell us something, Sandra. 41:40.783 --> 41:41.983 Too sensible, you see. 41:42.003 --> 41:47.664 That was deeply moving, Sandra, well done, but you know what, I mean, my problem was that that could be lyrics to Coldplay. 41:47.864 --> 41:48.444 Absolutely. 41:48.564 --> 41:50.145 That could have been Coldplay's song. 41:50.165 --> 41:51.725 They were kind of better than your average Coldplay lyric. 41:51.745 --> 41:52.385 That was beautifully done. 41:52.445 --> 41:55.206 I'd say in future you should take note of where these cymbal crashes come in. 41:55.566 --> 41:59.811 Cos when they edit voiceovers to Coldplay on telly, they usually leave a pause for the cymbal crash. 41:59.851 --> 42:01.353 That's right. 42:01.373 --> 42:03.035 But that was really good. 42:03.335 --> 42:04.917 Unfortunately not, but that was good. 42:04.937 --> 42:07.020 I'll tell you one thing you did very well. 42:07.040 --> 42:09.603 The way you read it was very boring. 42:11.125 --> 42:12.046 And that was impressive. 42:13.408 --> 42:15.350 I'd be really grateful to hear that. 42:15.370 --> 42:16.291 What students do you have? 42:16.331 --> 42:18.212 What kind of thing do you teach, Sandra? 42:18.412 --> 42:20.054 I teach design technology. 42:20.334 --> 42:21.175 Design technology? 42:21.195 --> 42:25.538 She teaches the music of Coldplay in the Chris Martin University, East Anglia. 42:26.339 --> 42:28.101 Thank you very much indeed for your call, Sandra. 42:28.201 --> 42:29.882 We've got our final competitor, who's Jack. 42:30.463 --> 42:31.083 Hello, Jack. 42:31.443 --> 42:31.604 Hello. 42:31.644 --> 42:32.665 How are you doing? 42:33.085 --> 42:33.365 I'm good. 42:33.385 --> 42:34.886 Do you think you can beat those two, Jack? 42:35.427 --> 42:36.127 I think I can. 42:36.448 --> 42:38.890 How boring a person are you, generally, Jack? 42:39.802 --> 42:43.063 I tried to make myself boring at least three days a week. 42:43.143 --> 42:45.863 You sound quite boring, so that's a good start. 42:47.104 --> 42:51.044 And Jack, what kind of thing are you going to be reading to go along with the music of Coldplay? 42:51.725 --> 42:57.746 Well, there was a packet of cystitis relief that was lying on the table and I was listening, so I thought, why not? 42:57.946 --> 43:01.447 You're trying to disassociate yourself from the packet of cystitis relief. 43:01.867 --> 43:03.307 Are you a cystitis sufferer, Jack? 43:04.271 --> 43:06.713 Er, no, but someone very close to me is. 43:07.053 --> 43:07.313 Right. 43:07.674 --> 43:08.874 Hang on, what is cystitis? 43:08.894 --> 43:11.396 Cystitis is just about the worst condition in the world. 43:11.416 --> 43:12.037 It stings when you have a wee. 43:12.057 --> 43:15.679 It stings when you have a wee and you feel as if you want to have a wee but you can't get anything out. 43:15.759 --> 43:16.900 It's a nightmare condition. 43:16.920 --> 43:17.921 Have you had it, Adam Bostin? 43:17.981 --> 43:19.682 I've suffered from cystitis once or twice. 43:19.762 --> 43:20.863 Cranberry juice, that's the thing. 43:20.903 --> 43:22.064 How long has it lasted for? 43:22.484 --> 43:27.728 Er, for me it didn't last that long but for women at certain times it can last for hours and it's like hell on earth. 43:28.428 --> 43:30.809 Anyway, that's probably more than anyone needs to know. 43:31.089 --> 43:33.131 Jack, are you ready? 43:33.151 --> 43:34.051 I am. 43:34.251 --> 43:34.731 Here we go. 43:34.751 --> 43:36.953 Cytus relief. 43:37.913 --> 43:40.634 A relief from the symptoms of cystitis in women. 43:41.355 --> 43:49.979 Cystitis is an inflammation of the bladder which causes painful irritation and an unpleasant burning sensation when passing water. 43:49.999 --> 43:54.602 Cystitis relief will make the urine less acidic. 43:55.393 --> 43:58.255 and you should start to see a relief in a few hours. 43:58.515 --> 43:59.235 Wow. 43:59.275 --> 44:00.376 That was extraordinary. 44:00.396 --> 44:01.456 That's got to win it, hasn't it? 44:01.736 --> 44:03.698 Yeah, come on, that's a walkover, surely. 44:03.858 --> 44:06.959 Andy's got enough money because he's a successful comedy writer. 44:07.540 --> 44:12.843 Sandra, you know, is rich in the eyes of Jesus because of her prayers. 44:12.863 --> 44:14.203 Jack, you're poor in every way. 44:14.223 --> 44:14.303 I am. 44:16.545 --> 44:17.685 But that was sensational. 44:17.765 --> 44:20.627 Do you want to go and see the premiere of Cock and Bull Story tomorrow? 44:21.187 --> 44:21.387 Yes. 44:21.487 --> 44:22.107 No, Monday? 44:22.407 --> 44:24.008 I've been dying to sit for ages, yeah. 44:24.028 --> 44:24.708 Well, that's perfect. 44:25.028 --> 44:25.428 Perfect. 44:25.468 --> 44:25.828 Brilliant. 44:25.888 --> 44:29.048 And you know, you deserve to be there, Jack, cos you won that fair and square. 44:29.429 --> 44:29.789 Thank you. 44:30.029 --> 44:31.309 Thank you very much indeed for your call. 44:31.349 --> 44:33.509 Thank you so much, Sandra and Andy as well. 44:34.049 --> 44:36.670 Incidentally, you should catch Andy Riley's new show, Hyperdrive. 44:36.810 --> 44:38.750 I hear lots of good things about it, starring Nick Frost. 44:38.770 --> 44:39.951 Can't remember when it's on. 44:40.691 --> 44:41.391 Thursdays, I think. 44:41.491 --> 44:42.751 Isn't it Wednesday? 44:42.771 --> 44:43.771 Wednesdays or Thursdays? 44:43.811 --> 44:44.711 Wednesdays, 10 on 2. 44:45.151 --> 44:47.732 With a narrative repeat on Sundays, I believe, as well. 44:47.992 --> 44:49.793 Anyway, thanks a lot to all those guys for calling in. 44:50.233 --> 44:51.654 It's, uh, short playtime. 44:53.294 --> 45:00.898 Yes, that's the Future Heads with Hounds of Love. 45:01.418 --> 45:05.440 There's a lot of, um, kind of old music on the playlist this week. 45:05.460 --> 45:07.401 I mean, it's all great music, don't get me wrong. 45:07.421 --> 45:12.343 I'm just saying, we're sort of waiting for the year to get going properly with all the exciting new releases. 45:12.743 --> 45:16.885 Is January generally a quiet time for new music, Lila, our producer? 45:17.425 --> 45:21.928 It can be sometimes a lot of stars, you know, have done their kind of tours, their best hits, greatest hits DVDs. 45:21.948 --> 45:23.489 They're appearing on reality shows. 45:23.589 --> 45:25.190 They have some holiday time. 45:25.310 --> 45:25.550 Yeah. 45:25.810 --> 45:28.612 That's why Maggot went on... What is this, the Adam and Lila show? 45:28.652 --> 45:28.852 BB. 45:28.952 --> 45:29.852 Yeah, Joe, get out. 45:30.192 --> 45:30.513 Yeah. 45:30.973 --> 45:32.934 Me and Lila are talking about music, Joe, OK? 45:32.954 --> 45:33.174 OK. 45:33.995 --> 45:34.815 What are you up to, man? 45:35.515 --> 45:37.677 I'm just going to put this Big Brother text competition to bed. 45:37.777 --> 45:37.877 OK. 45:38.517 --> 45:40.899 Thank you very much to everybody who's texted in. 45:40.919 --> 45:41.800 We've got a lot of texts. 45:41.820 --> 45:46.945 We were asking for an original comment about Big Brother, for someone to say something that no one else has said. 45:46.985 --> 45:51.328 Make an observation that hasn't before been made about the ubiquitous Big Brother. 45:51.348 --> 45:52.990 And we've got some good ones. 45:53.050 --> 45:54.391 Is that the right way to say that word? 45:54.751 --> 45:55.252 Ubiquitous. 45:55.532 --> 45:55.852 Yeah. 45:57.133 --> 45:58.193 I'm just writing one more down. 45:58.233 --> 45:59.114 Just keep talking for a bit. 45:59.254 --> 45:59.574 OK. 46:00.475 --> 46:01.655 But we've had a pretty good response. 46:01.715 --> 46:03.676 Would you say it's been about 50-50? 46:03.816 --> 46:10.540 Cos you read a couple of comments out to me which sounded as if they'd missed the point of the text competition. 46:10.620 --> 46:10.840 Well... 46:11.480 --> 46:13.182 Yeah, let me- I'm ready now, hang on. 46:13.282 --> 46:15.505 Well, when- yeah, I don't know how to pronounce that. 46:15.805 --> 46:18.808 So listen, uh, so- Well in Garden City, is that right? 46:18.908 --> 46:23.534 Here's one, this is an anonymous one, but have you heard anybody say this about Big Brother before? 46:24.114 --> 46:27.879 George's hair reminds me of a long-eared owl or Batman. 46:28.854 --> 46:29.714 George's hair. 46:30.295 --> 46:31.015 I'm trying to think about it. 46:31.035 --> 46:33.436 He's on the cover of the, er, telegraph. 46:33.456 --> 46:38.879 I don't know, how did George Galloway, doing a cat impression, end up on the cover of the Daily Telegraph? 46:39.840 --> 46:43.181 Erm... That's quite... What's your response to that quote, though, Adam? 46:43.201 --> 46:43.982 I don't get it. 46:44.002 --> 46:45.522 I don't really see the similarity. 46:45.623 --> 46:46.843 Yeah, but has anyone ever said that before? 46:46.883 --> 46:47.223 No. 46:47.303 --> 46:47.884 No, they haven't. 46:48.084 --> 46:48.144 OK. 46:48.724 --> 46:49.125 They've none. 46:49.185 --> 46:49.946 It's been none said. 46:50.086 --> 46:50.427 OK. 46:50.627 --> 46:51.708 So that's from Anonymous. 46:51.788 --> 46:58.578 Liam says, I love everyone in the Big Brother house and they all seem like lovely, genuine people who I would love to be best friends with. 46:58.598 --> 46:59.078 That's good. 46:59.419 --> 47:00.600 Nobody's saying that. 47:00.620 --> 47:01.161 Well done, Liam. 47:01.181 --> 47:01.762 That's very good. 47:02.082 --> 47:05.968 Another anonymous person has said, in describing Big Brother, 47:06.488 --> 47:09.351 It's Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious! 47:10.131 --> 47:11.312 That's sort of insane. 47:11.332 --> 47:13.915 Yeah, but I don't think anyone's probably ever said that about Big Brother. 47:13.955 --> 47:15.476 Just in joy, you know. 47:15.496 --> 47:18.278 Ah, this programme's supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. 47:18.398 --> 47:23.243 It fits in technically into the parameters of the... That anonymous texter has got it right, I think. 47:24.323 --> 47:26.764 Now, here's someone with a very different take on the whole thing. 47:26.844 --> 47:30.666 Nick, his original comment about Big Brother is this. 47:30.966 --> 47:34.508 Big Brother is a platform for vacuous people looking for 15 minutes of fame. 47:34.828 --> 47:37.949 It's a reflection of the media-fuelled and obsessed society we live in. 47:38.849 --> 47:40.990 I think I might have heard someone saying that before. 47:41.030 --> 47:42.071 He's gone the other way, hasn't he? 47:42.111 --> 47:42.311 Yeah. 47:44.351 --> 47:47.796 But here's a good one, and this for me might be the winner. 47:48.697 --> 47:51.841 Jodie Marsh looks like the snarf maiden from the Moomins. 47:52.683 --> 47:53.564 That's true! 47:53.584 --> 47:54.185 It is true, isn't it? 47:54.205 --> 47:55.166 She does look like a Moomin. 47:55.226 --> 47:58.931 You know, the other thing she looks like is the child catcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. 47:59.332 --> 47:59.572 Right. 47:59.752 --> 47:59.973 You know? 48:00.433 --> 48:00.613 Yeah. 48:00.714 --> 48:02.396 She certainly might have modelled her nose. 48:02.416 --> 48:03.577 That's true, she's modelled her nose. 48:03.597 --> 48:04.418 That is a weird nose. 48:04.758 --> 48:06.701 That was from Sharm in Whelan. 48:06.881 --> 48:07.542 I think that's right. 48:07.862 --> 48:10.425 But possibly the winner for me is this from George in The Wirral. 48:10.946 --> 48:19.236 And he says, uh, quote, Big brother should include, um, a rule whereby all housemates must sort items on a shelf for some reason. 48:20.356 --> 48:22.177 that probably exists already, doesn't it? 48:22.257 --> 48:22.917 I don't think so. 48:22.937 --> 48:25.839 I don't think any- I don't think anyone's ever said that before, probably. 48:25.859 --> 48:28.140 Well, you know what, my favourite one was Liam, I think. 48:28.781 --> 48:29.441 Which one was that one? 48:29.821 --> 48:31.362 Uh, that they all seem like really nice people. 48:31.382 --> 48:32.423 So if we give the prize to Liam? 48:32.563 --> 48:33.123 Yeah, come on. 48:33.744 --> 48:34.544 Well, what does Liam win? 48:35.284 --> 48:37.386 Um, well, Liam's got a choice, doesn't he? 48:37.406 --> 48:39.447 Let's see if we can get- oh, we haven't got time to get him on the phone, have we? 48:39.507 --> 48:40.968 We've got some old grey whistle tests. 48:41.008 --> 48:45.110 I think Liam sounds like he might be the kind of person who would appreciate the old grey whistle test. 48:45.350 --> 48:49.794 Liam, we'll send you the old grey whistle test, and we should stand by for Ditties in the Dock, cos you've only got 20 minutes left. 48:50.075 --> 48:50.956 Yeah, that's right. 48:51.236 --> 48:52.917 Maybe we should... Yeah, OK, well, let's play some music. 48:52.937 --> 48:54.899 I've got a little free play for you right now. 48:54.919 --> 48:55.880 This is Pavement. 48:59.264 --> 49:03.868 That's called Harness Your Hopes by Pavement. 49:04.148 --> 49:05.329 This is Ed and Joe on XFM. 49:05.430 --> 49:07.732 It's time now to launch Ditties in the Dock. 49:11.414 --> 49:23.550 That's right, Diddy's In The Dock is the part of the show where you, the listeners, get to vote what we play the show out with and it's themed every week and this week's theme is young pop stars, child singers, what have got on the charts, right? 49:23.970 --> 49:25.072 Oh, what have got on the charts? 49:25.112 --> 49:28.676 Well, not necessarily, obviously all one didn't chart so we'll take away that criteria. 49:28.696 --> 49:29.137 Okay, good. 49:30.297 --> 49:40.822 And everyone who calls in and gets on the air with their vote wins a copy of the Bad News Bears, the Richard Linklater comedy, remake of the Walter Matta film, I saw it in the cinema, and it's very good. 49:40.842 --> 49:42.963 It'll certainly be very good in your front room on your telly. 49:43.443 --> 49:43.944 Absolutely. 49:44.844 --> 49:46.205 So, Adam, why don't you start? 49:46.485 --> 49:47.325 OK, I'll start now. 49:47.685 --> 49:49.326 Yeah, my act did not chart. 49:50.687 --> 49:51.887 They have charted before. 49:52.047 --> 49:54.368 Their name is Gorky's Zygotic Monkey. 49:55.189 --> 49:57.370 But when they started life, they were... 49:58.050 --> 50:26.573 only 14 when they cut their first record at least 14 or maybe 15 certainly not older than 16 and they were they had a very charming kind of shambolic sound indie sound i want to play a track from an album of theirs called patio and it's it's in welsh the track is called miriam o'farbel and it's sort of insane but it's a really good song indie song but it's clearly being sung by little children 50:27.193 --> 50:32.600 Isn't there a bit on that album when their mum, their dad, bangs on the door and makes them turn it down? 50:32.700 --> 50:34.102 I brought that in. 50:34.142 --> 50:35.724 This pops up on the same album. 50:35.744 --> 50:40.370 There's a couple of bits where they finish songs and you just hear the fact that they're recording it in their bedrooms. 50:40.730 --> 50:45.056 So here's a bit where the lead singer's dad comes in and tells them off for playing too loud. 50:50.837 --> 50:52.097 That is your last warning. 50:52.217 --> 50:54.218 It does not need to be that loud. 50:55.058 --> 50:59.239 Especially the bass, which I explained to you not four hours ago. 51:00.239 --> 51:04.300 Bass sounds travel much more than any other sound. 51:05.060 --> 51:07.581 You don't need that volume in a room this size. 51:08.221 --> 51:09.602 That is your last warning. 51:10.162 --> 51:10.582 Okay? 51:11.442 --> 51:12.482 I'm very serious. 51:13.062 --> 51:14.023 You've been stupid. 51:15.463 --> 51:17.243 Guaranteeing that you won't be able to do this again. 51:17.263 --> 51:19.324 Use your brain and think. 51:20.234 --> 51:20.674 Wow. 51:20.734 --> 51:22.135 Desperate dad dealing with gorgies. 51:22.155 --> 51:22.615 Dad discipline. 51:22.895 --> 51:23.595 So there you go. 51:23.735 --> 51:31.957 I'm sort of trusting to the XFM listeners to be a bit adventurous and go for an unknown quantity, which is gorky zygotic monkey with Miriam O'Farbell. 51:32.157 --> 51:32.577 So there you go. 51:32.597 --> 51:36.258 If you want to hear gorky zygotic monkey, 0-8-7-1-2-2-2-1-0-4-9. 51:36.558 --> 51:40.979 Alternatively, and I don't think I stand much of a chance with this, you can hear crisscross. 51:41.379 --> 51:42.460 That's right, crisscross. 51:42.960 --> 51:45.901 The teen rap bands, they weren't even teen, were they? 51:45.921 --> 51:46.681 They were under teen. 51:47.701 --> 51:51.964 who wore their trousers backwards and sang the song Jump Jump. 51:52.605 --> 51:54.687 And I'm not saying it's a good song, listeners. 51:55.087 --> 51:57.889 I'm just saying it's funny and it's got, you know, the Jump Jump beat. 51:57.949 --> 51:59.730 So it's a good beat, a good sample. 52:00.471 --> 52:04.714 And, you know, it's got a little boy going, it's wickety, wickety, wickety, wickety, wickety, wack. 52:04.814 --> 52:07.356 And I'm the mickety, mickety, mickety, mickety, mack daddy. 52:07.676 --> 52:10.338 It's the stupidest rap song ever released, basically. 52:10.678 --> 52:16.383 And there's also a very funny bit towards the beginning where his voice breaks and he sounds like a little girl. 52:17.223 --> 52:18.784 which is unusual in hip-hop. 52:19.284 --> 52:19.664 So there you go. 52:19.684 --> 52:25.807 If you want to hear Criss Cross with Jump Jump, call 0871 222 1049, or you can vote for Gorkies. 52:26.147 --> 52:28.628 Everyone who gets on wins a Bad News Bears DVD. 52:28.688 --> 52:29.209 Call now! 52:39.273 --> 52:40.534 Wait, these adverts have stopped. 52:41.254 --> 52:41.994 Lila, help. 52:42.014 --> 52:42.354 Here we go. 52:42.394 --> 52:43.175 Fast food. 52:43.455 --> 52:44.235 Fast track. 52:44.535 --> 52:45.416 Speed dating. 52:46.864 --> 52:58.340 the dirty sexy sound of uh the gold trap i don't understand that adam the gold what you don't understand it sounds like 80s music it's all happening back again that baffles me 52:59.924 --> 53:05.207 It's time for Ditties in the Dock, and this week it's a young singers' play-off. 53:05.367 --> 53:14.673 We've got Criss Cross, the backwards, jeans-wearing rappers, versus Gorky, Zygotic Monkey, the pre-team Welsh noughties. 53:14.853 --> 53:21.396 Yeah, before they became folkies, they were kind of indie noiseniks and 14-year-old geniuses. 53:21.617 --> 53:25.579 Anyway, we have five people on the line, and we're gonna take the best of those five calls. 53:26.039 --> 53:27.240 So Mark, how you doing? 53:27.748 --> 53:28.728 Hi, how you doing? 53:28.808 --> 53:29.148 I'm good. 53:29.349 --> 53:29.669 I'm good. 53:29.869 --> 53:30.529 How old are you, Mark? 53:30.569 --> 53:31.749 You sound like a youthful man. 53:32.490 --> 53:33.290 Well, I wish I was. 53:33.330 --> 53:34.030 I'm actually 24. 53:34.430 --> 53:36.551 I just have a very high voice. 53:36.771 --> 53:37.911 24 is still technically young. 53:38.372 --> 53:40.132 Well, thanks very much. 53:40.312 --> 53:41.313 Mark, what's your occupation? 53:41.333 --> 53:42.573 Are you a student or do you have a job? 53:43.053 --> 53:48.275 I, well, I've just finished university and I've entered the wide world of work. 53:48.675 --> 53:50.256 I'm just admin. 53:50.456 --> 53:53.177 And you still sound bouncy and optimistic about the world. 53:53.197 --> 53:56.799 Well, I mean, that's because you want to play Gorky's, you know? 53:57.059 --> 53:57.679 Yes. 53:58.600 --> 53:59.720 Are you a Gorky's fan, Mark? 54:00.100 --> 54:00.801 I am, yes. 54:01.221 --> 54:05.382 So have you heard Ados Charles' new solo album yet? 54:05.442 --> 54:06.343 I don't think it's been released. 54:06.363 --> 54:08.064 I haven't actually, no, no, no. 54:08.164 --> 54:10.765 But I think my favourite album of Gorky's is 54:11.647 --> 54:12.468 Spanish dance troupe. 54:12.568 --> 54:15.010 It's the one with poodle rocking on its face. 54:15.370 --> 54:16.171 That's right, yeah. 54:16.331 --> 54:17.131 They're great. 54:17.191 --> 54:20.054 Anyone who doesn't know about gorkies is well advised to go out and investigate. 54:20.294 --> 54:23.396 So I can take it that you're voting for gorkies zygotic monkey, Mark? 54:23.416 --> 54:23.957 Definitely, yeah. 54:24.097 --> 54:25.298 Alright, thanks very much for your call. 54:25.338 --> 54:26.038 Have a great weekend. 54:26.078 --> 54:26.779 Kate, are you there? 54:27.290 --> 54:28.030 I am, hello. 54:28.390 --> 54:29.030 Hello Kate. 54:29.511 --> 54:30.651 Hello Adam, hello Joe. 54:30.711 --> 54:31.071 Hello. 54:31.191 --> 54:33.251 You sound naughty. 54:33.291 --> 54:33.571 Kate. 54:33.671 --> 54:33.992 I am. 54:34.752 --> 54:40.033 Surely you must be of the opinion that Criss Cross are a superior band to Gorgas' psychotic monkey? 54:40.053 --> 54:40.713 Absolutely. 54:40.813 --> 54:41.193 You are? 54:41.213 --> 54:42.053 Yeah. 54:42.273 --> 54:42.914 Oh, good news. 54:43.294 --> 54:44.654 Does that mean you're voting for Criss Cross? 54:44.674 --> 54:46.674 Absolutely, my vote is for Criss Cross. 54:46.734 --> 54:48.815 Do you like a man who wears his jeans backwards? 54:49.659 --> 54:52.542 I think they're probably the only band to have ever done that, aren't they? 54:52.742 --> 54:53.082 Yeah. 54:53.382 --> 54:57.426 Do you think they had to just lower the whole trouser and pant to go to the loo? 54:57.506 --> 54:59.288 I don't think they just wore their trousers backwards. 54:59.328 --> 55:01.630 I'm sure they wore their trousers backwards as well. 55:01.670 --> 55:02.531 That's right, that's right. 55:02.551 --> 55:07.155 I bet you what they did is they had a kind of hose attachment and they would stand with their backs to the lave. 55:07.876 --> 55:08.937 Peeing out of their buns. 55:08.977 --> 55:09.157 Yeah. 55:10.558 --> 55:11.258 That's brilliant. 55:11.919 --> 55:12.839 I think that's what happened. 55:12.879 --> 55:15.540 Anyway, so that's one for gawks and one for crisscross. 55:15.580 --> 55:16.680 Kate, thank you very much for your call. 55:16.700 --> 55:17.000 Thanks, Kate. 55:17.080 --> 55:17.681 And you win that. 55:17.701 --> 55:19.881 Both you and Mark both win the Bad News Bears on DVD. 55:19.921 --> 55:20.342 Well done. 55:20.382 --> 55:21.002 Congratulations. 55:21.042 --> 55:21.522 It's won all. 55:21.542 --> 55:22.262 This is exciting. 55:22.382 --> 55:23.223 Nicholas, are you there? 55:23.703 --> 55:24.323 Yeah, that's me. 55:24.783 --> 55:25.524 How you doing, Nicholas? 55:25.564 --> 55:27.104 You sound like a cool customer. 55:27.604 --> 55:28.825 Well, not really, no. 55:29.185 --> 55:29.605 I'll try. 55:30.045 --> 55:30.305 All right. 55:31.526 --> 55:35.307 Now, we're running out of time a little bit, Nicholas, so we're going to have to cut to the chase. 55:35.327 --> 55:37.108 Are you going to vote for gawkies or crisscross? 55:38.237 --> 55:39.158 Thank you. 55:39.439 --> 55:41.261 Good man, clever man, intelligent man. 55:41.301 --> 55:45.726 Well, for the gawks, I was really encouraged by that first vote there, but I'm gonna need some more gawky action. 55:46.006 --> 55:47.467 Nicholas, thank you very much indeed for your call. 55:47.508 --> 55:48.248 Have a good weekend. 55:48.308 --> 55:49.109 Dan, are you there? 55:49.129 --> 55:50.411 Hi, I am. 55:50.991 --> 55:53.995 Now, Dan, I can't tell just by listening to your voice which way you're gonna go. 55:54.575 --> 55:54.896 Really? 55:54.916 --> 55:57.539 Well, I am from North Wales, so that might give you a clue. 55:59.625 --> 56:01.588 Go on then, what are you going for Dan? 56:01.608 --> 56:03.089 Definitely the gorges. 56:03.350 --> 56:03.971 Oh nice! 56:04.551 --> 56:10.899 Lila our producer said this was a walkover but it's turning into a gut-wrenching... It's a nail-biting finale! 56:11.800 --> 56:12.962 Sam needs his two-all, right? 56:13.382 --> 56:14.224 Yep, that's two-all. 56:14.304 --> 56:15.345 Thanks a lot for your call Dan. 56:17.124 --> 56:18.665 So this is now the deciding call. 56:18.705 --> 56:19.225 Hello, Joe. 56:19.565 --> 56:19.845 Hello. 56:19.865 --> 56:24.469 You know, you've got the same name as me, so I'm hoping you might have the same inclinations. 56:24.529 --> 56:31.333 I mean, I love gorkies, but on a Saturday afternoon, on a grey day like this, I want to hear a kid wearing backwards jeans. 56:31.613 --> 56:33.395 So, OK, now listen, Joe. 56:33.415 --> 56:33.855 Yeah. 56:34.135 --> 56:40.039 You've got to pause for approximately six seconds and then reveal your answer. 56:40.079 --> 56:44.742 Gorkies, just say six seconds, wait for six seconds, then say gorkies or crisscross. 56:44.783 --> 56:45.183 Are you ready? 56:45.683 --> 56:46.664 I think I can do that. 56:46.945 --> 56:47.926 Okay, from now. 56:48.186 --> 56:48.426 Go. 56:51.089 --> 56:51.569 Go keys. 56:52.330 --> 56:53.932 Nice takes it. 56:53.972 --> 56:54.473 There you go. 56:54.513 --> 56:56.395 That's the Adam and Joe podcast, by the way. 56:57.011 --> 56:58.932 Yeah, that's imminent, apparently. 56:58.972 --> 57:00.213 They are imminent, they are being worked on. 57:00.233 --> 57:01.774 It is being worked on, so there you go. 57:01.794 --> 57:05.177 Joe, you are wickety-wickety-wickety-wickety-wack, Daddy. 57:05.597 --> 57:06.117 Oh, man. 57:06.378 --> 57:08.179 I must say, I'm quite surprised by that. 57:08.199 --> 57:12.342 I didn't think people were gonna go for an unknown, fairly, you know, pretty obscure gorkies track. 57:12.782 --> 57:14.563 But I'm very happy with that result indeed. 57:14.743 --> 57:16.485 You know, I'm happy too, cos I love the gorks. 57:16.565 --> 57:16.725 Yeah. 57:17.085 --> 57:18.126 Joe, thanks a lot for your call. 57:18.246 --> 57:24.653 Dan, Nicholas, Kate and Mark, thank you very much indeed for calling in and to everyone who called in this week and texted us and emailed us. 57:24.993 --> 57:25.994 We really appreciate it. 57:26.775 --> 57:32.381 Have a great week and we'll join you next week, next weekend for more fun and rubbish. 57:32.981 --> 57:33.622 Thanks for listening. 57:33.822 --> 57:34.183 Goodbye. 57:34.583 --> 57:38.107 Here's Gorky's iGothic Monkey with Miriam O'Farble.