WEBVTT 00:00.570 --> 00:03.574 An old shack in Leicester Square, London. 00:03.975 --> 00:06.799 Not the discount theatre ticket shack, a different one. 00:07.420 --> 00:11.866 Suddenly, two lonely figures emerge from the flipping cold outside. 00:16.135 --> 00:16.836 Oh, get in. 00:17.316 --> 00:19.998 It's so cold, my nipples have fallen off. 00:20.018 --> 00:21.059 Oh, I've got one of them here. 00:21.079 --> 00:21.520 Do you want it back? 00:21.600 --> 00:22.661 I'll pop it back on, thanks. 00:23.281 --> 00:23.902 There we are. 00:23.922 --> 00:25.163 It's arctic monkeys out there. 00:25.503 --> 00:27.425 Oh, we'd better light some sort of a fire. 00:27.545 --> 00:28.005 Yeah, quick. 00:28.025 --> 00:29.787 Look, isn't that wood over there? 00:30.167 --> 00:30.487 Yeah. 00:30.567 --> 00:32.068 What about all those listeners out there? 00:32.129 --> 00:33.670 All the thousands of listeners. 00:33.710 --> 00:34.491 Can they come in too? 00:34.511 --> 00:36.372 Oh, I was thinking you wanted to burn them. 00:36.692 --> 00:37.633 No, no, I wouldn't. 00:37.713 --> 00:39.995 Well, no, I wouldn't want to burn the listeners. 00:40.536 --> 00:40.836 Let them in. 00:40.896 --> 00:41.516 Come on, listeners. 00:41.556 --> 00:41.857 Come on. 00:41.937 --> 00:42.317 Here you come. 00:42.377 --> 00:43.178 Look, we've got a stove. 00:43.498 --> 00:44.079 Here, stuff that. 00:44.679 --> 01:10.286 what appears to be wood in the stove the stove yeah there we go oh there we go oh i think that's right pop it in there oh pop those uh some matches thanks there you go oh let's get ourselves warmed hey oh no those weren't logs they were fireworks that's insane put them out it's like a chinese christmas are we on them 01:11.584 --> 01:12.845 Shouldn't have weed on that one. 01:13.225 --> 01:14.146 What's in your weed? 01:14.166 --> 01:15.347 Have you been drinking meths again? 01:15.927 --> 01:17.168 Yeah, some explosive. 01:17.369 --> 01:17.929 Some meth. 01:19.630 --> 01:21.032 It's better it's calming down now. 01:21.212 --> 01:22.653 Well, hey, Merry Christmas Eve. 01:23.033 --> 01:24.434 I'm just going to light a proper fire now. 01:24.775 --> 01:26.416 And Merry Christmas Eve to you, listeners. 01:29.724 --> 01:53.680 Once again we're with you for two hours here on a Saturday afternoon on Christmas Eve 2005 with a special festive edition of the Adam and Joe radio show here on XFM London's 104.9 so stick with us for the next couple of hours and we'll be warming your cockles and you know jingling your bells I'm sticking on some Christmas music and all those other terrible cliches that happen at Christmas 01:54.571 --> 01:56.532 I don't think clawing your Santa is a cliche. 01:56.852 --> 02:02.613 People use that all the time, especially Mrs. Claus when she's getting it on in the Christmas shack. 02:03.033 --> 02:06.034 So we've got all sorts of excitements for you coming up in the next couple of hours. 02:06.074 --> 02:08.215 We'll be playing a festive edition of Ditties in the Dock. 02:08.955 --> 02:12.876 We're not going to have a competition because, you know, Christmas isn't about competitions, is it, Adam? 02:13.416 --> 02:16.317 No, Christmas is about admitting that everyone is equal. 02:16.537 --> 02:21.919 Everyone's a winner in the eyes of Jesus and Santa or, you know, whoever else you worship. 02:22.259 --> 02:30.305 I tell you what we will be doing, though, because myself and Joe will be at... Joe and I. Joe and I... I can say myself and Joe, can't I? 02:30.925 --> 02:35.969 Anyway, we'll be at our family houses tomorrow, so we're gonna have to do our present giving today. 02:36.369 --> 02:37.250 That's gonna be exciting. 02:37.270 --> 02:38.551 I've got three presents for Adam. 02:38.591 --> 02:41.913 They're wrapped up in special paper, and he's got no idea what they are. 02:42.233 --> 02:48.218 I had four presents for you, but I opened one of them, and I can show you what it is right now. 02:48.238 --> 02:48.298 Why? 02:48.358 --> 02:49.178 Hang on, I don't want to see it. 02:49.218 --> 02:49.779 Why did you open it? 02:49.799 --> 02:50.559 It's rapid again. 02:50.579 --> 02:52.721 No, because I didn't think it was very good and I was right. 02:52.761 --> 02:53.782 I just tasted one of them. 02:53.942 --> 02:54.902 Well, wrap them up again. 02:54.962 --> 02:57.825 Look, it's some nut munch from Pret A Munch. 02:57.925 --> 02:59.286 What sort of a present is that? 02:59.346 --> 03:01.487 I thought you'd laugh at the fact that it was called nut munch. 03:04.029 --> 03:04.650 Nut munch? 03:04.670 --> 03:04.970 Yeah. 03:06.243 --> 03:06.903 Well, you were right. 03:07.023 --> 03:07.264 I did. 03:07.284 --> 03:07.924 There you go. 03:08.104 --> 03:09.044 Look, do you want some nut munch? 03:09.525 --> 03:10.085 No, thanks. 03:10.505 --> 03:11.586 I don't really like... What is it? 03:11.666 --> 03:12.766 Like nuts and toffee? 03:12.866 --> 03:14.947 It's nuts... Yeah, it sounds good, doesn't it? 03:15.027 --> 03:16.468 Nuts with honey covering and golden syrup. 03:16.488 --> 03:19.089 Maybe if I put some toffee on my nuts, someone would munch them. 03:19.469 --> 03:20.290 Oh, my goodness. 03:20.310 --> 03:21.150 Oh, my goodness. 03:21.170 --> 03:22.171 That's not very Christmassy either, is it? 03:22.191 --> 03:23.911 You're bringing down the most holy show of all. 03:23.931 --> 03:26.873 Basically, at Christmas, everything we find funny is not allowed. 03:27.213 --> 03:41.865 yeah okay well should we play some music yeah what are we gonna hear let's start with one of your choices joe this is uh run dmc hey this is a great uh bit of christmas christmas hip-hoppery this is what happens in the hood at christmas well 20 years ago according to run dmc this is christmas in hollis 03:57.247 --> 03:59.328 Wow, that's quite primitive hip-hop, isn't it, that one? 03:59.448 --> 03:59.989 Well, it's old. 04:00.929 --> 04:01.610 Oh, where's your mic? 04:01.930 --> 04:02.330 Hello. 04:02.511 --> 04:02.911 There we go. 04:02.971 --> 04:06.213 It's very old hip-hop from prehistoric times. 04:06.833 --> 04:07.174 Wow. 04:07.474 --> 04:12.557 When they had to be, you know, quite simple and to the point because of the threat of dinosaur attack. 04:12.837 --> 04:14.318 Yeah. 04:14.519 --> 04:15.179 But there we go. 04:15.759 --> 04:20.262 During the show, we'll be listening to some other little-known Christmas classics by offbeat bands. 04:20.543 --> 04:24.625 Not necessarily offbeat bands, but bands who you wouldn't maybe expect to enjoy Christmas. 04:24.945 --> 04:26.446 Like Run DMC, they're constantly... 04:27.527 --> 04:29.929 Actually, one of them's passed away, haven't they? 04:30.009 --> 04:31.470 One of them's enjoying Christmas in Heaven. 04:31.490 --> 04:32.411 Yeah, well, there we go. 04:32.451 --> 04:34.092 That's the best place for Christmas, really. 04:34.332 --> 04:35.593 Yeah, you'd imagine so, wouldn't you? 04:35.653 --> 04:36.534 With the number one guy. 04:36.554 --> 04:37.715 It's gotta be amazing. 04:37.755 --> 04:38.795 Imagine the size of a tree. 04:39.076 --> 04:40.717 Yeah, imagine the kind of presents you get. 04:40.737 --> 04:41.818 You get everything that you wanted. 04:41.858 --> 04:42.438 Christmas in Heaven. 04:42.558 --> 04:46.121 Imagine the competition amongst the angels to be the one who sits on top of the tree. 04:47.022 --> 04:48.764 I bet there's a lot of bitching and infighting. 04:49.284 --> 04:51.126 And can you imagine what the TV is like? 04:51.626 --> 04:52.207 Oh, heavenly. 04:52.267 --> 04:53.708 Little Britain, all the time. 04:53.748 --> 04:54.028 Brilliant. 04:54.048 --> 04:55.109 And Only Fools and Horses. 04:55.149 --> 04:55.470 Yeah. 04:55.730 --> 04:57.551 And James Bond movies, round the clock. 04:57.792 --> 04:59.073 Which would be your favorite? 04:59.153 --> 05:02.175 I wonder what Jesus' favorite James Bond movie is. 05:02.316 --> 05:03.016 Spy Who Loved Me. 05:07.560 --> 05:07.941 Correct. 05:08.301 --> 05:08.801 Let's move on. 05:12.375 --> 05:12.535 Why? 05:12.555 --> 05:13.536 Because it's got love in it? 05:13.556 --> 05:18.038 Because it's... Quite literally Jesus. 05:18.098 --> 05:18.899 Submarine. 05:20.199 --> 05:21.380 Jesus likes submarines. 05:21.400 --> 05:23.021 He loves submarines. 05:23.581 --> 05:24.562 Well, there you go. 05:24.642 --> 05:26.302 You learn little known religious facts. 05:27.023 --> 05:30.225 Here on the Adam and Jo Christmas radio show on XFM London's 104.9. 05:30.905 --> 05:34.407 Officially London's most Christmassy radio station. 05:34.447 --> 05:34.787 Really? 05:34.847 --> 05:35.327 Yeah. 05:35.427 --> 05:36.148 Exciting stuff. 05:36.528 --> 05:38.049 So is it time for me to give you a present, Adam? 05:38.149 --> 05:40.250 Oh man, I was wondering who was going to be the first one. 05:40.390 --> 05:43.691 If you've just tuned in, Adam and I are giving each other our Christmas presents early. 05:44.251 --> 05:47.131 We've been out and bought them specially, wrapped them up. 05:47.611 --> 05:50.972 So I'm going to give Adam his first present now live here on the radio. 05:50.992 --> 05:52.412 I'm going to scoot it across the desk. 05:53.552 --> 05:54.973 The big Prezi, Prezi number one. 05:55.593 --> 06:02.254 Now talk us through what you're feeling and thinking as you open your Christmas present, because of course this is the experience that everyone out there is going to be having tomorrow. 06:03.174 --> 06:07.155 So it'll be an exciting time to anticipate some of those thrills of present opening. 06:07.335 --> 06:09.856 Well, you know, the older you get, the less presents you get. 06:09.876 --> 06:13.618 I don't know how it is in your house, but that's the way it works in our house at the moment. 06:13.758 --> 06:18.340 And now that I've got children as well, you know, most of the fun is in giving them things. 06:18.840 --> 06:20.361 So I don't really expect that much in return. 06:20.401 --> 06:21.761 So it's really fantastic to get this. 06:22.101 --> 06:23.082 And are you a rattler? 06:23.762 --> 06:24.342 Yeah, definitely. 06:24.362 --> 06:25.183 I'm a bit of a rattler. 06:25.563 --> 06:26.563 I'm rattling this now. 06:26.583 --> 06:29.345 Describe it to the listeners what sort of a shape it is, what you think it might be. 06:29.685 --> 06:34.127 It's CD shaped and... You think it might be a CD? 06:34.167 --> 06:36.088 Well no, it's a bit thin to be a CD. 06:36.148 --> 06:37.449 It might be a CD single. 06:37.569 --> 06:38.929 Hey, maybe it's a rubbish CD. 06:39.610 --> 06:39.930 No. 06:40.430 --> 06:41.731 Why would you get me a rubbish one? 06:41.831 --> 06:42.171 Why? 06:42.191 --> 06:44.772 Why, why, why, why, why? 06:45.052 --> 06:45.752 Shall I open it? 06:45.932 --> 06:46.493 Open it up. 06:46.513 --> 06:46.853 Here we go. 06:47.333 --> 06:50.616 Are you a paper ripper offer or do you just open a little corner and have a peek? 06:51.376 --> 06:51.897 No, I rip it. 06:51.937 --> 07:00.163 I rip it right off because I get very frustrated when other people, like my dad, I know, I think we've talked about this last year, but my dad just unwraps everything. 07:00.203 --> 07:04.506 Like he peels every bit of sellotape off and then he irons the paper. 07:04.546 --> 07:05.287 Okay, here we go. 07:05.307 --> 07:05.907 What have I got? 07:05.927 --> 07:06.207 This is 07:13.069 --> 07:37.435 this is a CD and it says a day in the life of Adam and it seems to be a homemade thing or at least it's come out of some kind of machine it says personalized songs for kids from www.myfirstsongs.com hey don't plug them before we've heard them well what are they basically it's a CD of songs about a day a happy day and it's personalized so they're all songs about Adam so we can play one 07:38.255 --> 07:38.875 in the show maybe. 07:38.895 --> 07:39.796 Are you going to play one now? 07:39.836 --> 07:40.396 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 07:41.016 --> 07:42.796 And tell us what the titles of some of the songs are. 07:42.816 --> 07:43.857 This is a good present, isn't it? 07:43.877 --> 07:44.257 I've got you. 07:44.297 --> 07:44.997 Isn't it a good present? 07:45.017 --> 07:46.017 Where did you find this? 07:46.077 --> 07:46.677 I'm not telling. 07:47.218 --> 07:58.661 Some of the titles are Wakey Wakey, Count and Sing, Let's Share, Colours of the World, Wiggle Woggle, Animal Madness, Manners Please, and Dream Time. 07:58.681 --> 08:01.662 Well, let's play Manners Please, because your manners are a bit slipshod. 08:01.822 --> 08:02.342 That's true. 08:02.462 --> 08:05.843 And I think we need to hear a personalised song about manners for Adam. 08:07.197 --> 08:09.418 Um, wouldn't it be better just to play bad manners? 08:10.298 --> 08:11.479 Okay, no, here we go. 08:11.599 --> 08:15.160 This is, um, Manners, Please, from my present from Joe. 08:15.180 --> 08:18.642 Oh, that's good stuff already. 08:18.842 --> 08:19.562 It's for kids. 08:20.143 --> 08:23.644 Manners are important, we need them every day. 08:23.684 --> 08:24.524 When's she gonna sing Adam? 08:24.624 --> 08:26.245 Adam, do you know them? 08:26.445 --> 08:28.206 Let's sing it once again. 08:28.846 --> 08:32.308 Manners are important, we need them every day. 08:33.408 --> 08:33.749 Okay 08:53.872 --> 09:02.197 Nice harmony going on there. 09:02.737 --> 09:03.598 Well, you know what? 09:03.618 --> 09:04.578 Hang on, fade it down a second. 09:04.598 --> 09:07.200 I'm a bit disappointed because there was a whole rack of these. 09:07.220 --> 09:08.621 You can get them for anybody's name. 09:09.101 --> 09:13.364 So the poor people who've done it have obviously sung all these songs a thousand times, putting a different name in. 09:14.124 --> 09:16.706 But she's been a bit lazy because she's not rhyming Adam with anything. 09:17.586 --> 09:20.249 She's putting Adam at the beginning of the line. 09:20.269 --> 09:22.592 It'd be much more impressive if she put it at the end. 09:22.612 --> 09:23.893 Well, that would just be impossible. 09:23.913 --> 09:24.854 Well, then it would be worth $9.99. 09:25.435 --> 09:25.836 Yes! 09:26.016 --> 09:31.102 That's a good present, man. 09:31.342 --> 09:31.923 Thanks a lot. 09:32.583 --> 09:33.825 I'm interested to hear Wiggle Woggle. 09:35.160 --> 09:36.860 Maybe we'll play wiggle-woggle a bit later on. 09:36.880 --> 09:37.361 There you go. 09:37.461 --> 09:38.761 Let's play some more music right now. 09:38.781 --> 09:39.901 Uh, this is- Manners, Adam. 09:40.321 --> 09:41.022 Sorry, sorry. 09:41.062 --> 09:44.703 Please, can we- Please, may I- Please, may I hear some more music from this year? 09:45.083 --> 09:45.643 Yes, you may. 09:45.663 --> 09:52.305 Um, please, may I play one of the top tracks, uh, from one of the new coming bands of- Is it Arctic Monkeys? 09:52.385 --> 09:53.025 It's the Monkeys! 10:10.131 --> 10:12.073 Oh, it's getting a bit warmer now. 10:13.974 --> 10:14.935 Why did you make that noise? 10:15.195 --> 10:16.576 That was a little fast. 10:16.596 --> 10:18.898 I've got a tiny trumpet up my bum. 10:18.958 --> 10:19.598 Brilliant stuff. 10:19.638 --> 10:23.701 That was the Arctic Monkeys with I Bet You Look Good on the dance floor. 10:23.741 --> 10:28.024 This is Adam and Joe on XFM on Christmas Eve in our warm snug hut. 10:28.345 --> 10:31.007 And we got a snug hut and it's in the middle of Leicester Square. 10:32.207 --> 10:34.949 Right next to, but not in, the ticket shack. 10:35.390 --> 10:35.730 Really? 10:35.810 --> 10:37.111 Half-price ticket shack, yeah. 10:37.371 --> 10:39.573 Next to London's most expensive fun fair. 10:42.051 --> 10:44.512 Man, they've had a lot of premieres in this square this year, haven't they? 10:44.732 --> 10:47.553 It's been a brilliant year for premieres in Leicester Square. 10:47.653 --> 10:48.693 They've had the King Kong one. 10:49.214 --> 10:50.154 Was there a King Kong premiere? 10:50.194 --> 10:50.454 Yeah! 10:50.494 --> 10:51.494 I wasn't even aware of that. 10:51.554 --> 10:52.515 It was a couple of weeks ago. 10:52.775 --> 10:53.215 Did you go? 10:53.575 --> 10:53.775 No. 10:54.496 --> 10:54.596 Oh. 10:55.156 --> 10:55.936 Did Jack Black go? 10:56.096 --> 10:56.336 Yes. 10:56.796 --> 10:57.757 Oh, I love Jack Black. 10:57.817 --> 10:58.537 He's a good guy. 10:58.697 --> 11:01.558 I saw him on Jonathan Ross a few weeks ago and I thought he was fantastic. 11:01.578 --> 11:02.718 I've chatted with him, I've met him. 11:02.859 --> 11:03.159 Have you? 11:03.379 --> 11:04.059 Yeah, the Black. 11:04.299 --> 11:05.159 When did you meet Black? 11:05.279 --> 11:06.360 After a tenacious gig. 11:07.040 --> 11:08.101 Did you go and meet Black? 11:08.121 --> 11:09.821 Yeah, I went up and chatted to him, shook his hand. 11:09.841 --> 11:10.282 No. 11:10.862 --> 11:12.763 Yeah, I know people who know Jack Black very well. 11:13.283 --> 11:13.683 Wow. 11:13.723 --> 11:14.884 So can we talk about something else? 11:15.324 --> 11:16.004 Something interesting? 11:16.204 --> 11:16.424 Yeah. 11:16.745 --> 11:17.385 OK. 11:18.145 --> 11:18.645 Only joking. 11:18.966 --> 11:20.186 No, he's brilliant, Jack Black. 11:20.226 --> 11:21.227 He's a funny guy. 11:21.347 --> 11:23.408 And I'm looking forward to the Tenacious D movie. 11:23.828 --> 11:24.028 Oh, yeah. 11:24.048 --> 11:26.349 One of the things coming up next year called The Pick of Destiny. 11:26.649 --> 11:26.889 Right. 11:27.310 --> 11:28.190 Got an exciting plot. 11:28.210 --> 11:33.673 They look at photos of all the great rock legends that have ever lived, and they notice they're all using the same guitar pick. 11:34.453 --> 11:36.694 So they realise that somewhere out there, there's a magical guitar pick. 11:37.196 --> 11:37.616 That's great. 11:37.636 --> 11:38.997 Has it got anything to do with Mike White? 11:40.137 --> 11:43.999 No, but it's got something to do with Liam Lynch, who people, who regular listeners might know. 11:44.059 --> 11:47.400 Liam Lynch, the sort of lo-fi musician and video maker, has directed it. 11:47.820 --> 11:51.362 He's a kind of Weird Al Yankovic for the noughties, isn't he? 11:51.542 --> 11:52.622 Well said, absolutely. 11:53.423 --> 11:54.683 But more, more cutting edge. 11:54.703 --> 11:55.244 Are you all right, man? 11:55.264 --> 11:55.784 Are you getting rich today? 11:55.804 --> 11:59.005 I'm a little, there's a bit of a draft coming in from, from under the door. 11:59.205 --> 12:00.946 Or is that a tramp coming in under the door? 12:01.846 --> 12:04.047 It's a, it's a tramp who's been drafted. 12:04.227 --> 12:05.548 It's a stream of wee. 12:06.268 --> 12:08.529 from a reveler in Trafalgar Square. 12:08.549 --> 12:09.350 From some students. 12:09.390 --> 12:09.990 Leicester Square. 12:11.030 --> 12:13.992 Well, listen, we're going to have to take a quick break for some adverts. 12:14.012 --> 12:15.312 That's how we pay the rent around here, man. 12:15.372 --> 12:16.453 It's nothing to do with me. 12:16.493 --> 12:18.553 Just get off my back about it, why don't you, all right? 12:18.934 --> 12:25.076 But we'll be back very, very shortly with some more fantastic music from this year and more presents and more Christmas cheer. 12:25.096 --> 12:25.476 Stick with us. 12:50.776 --> 12:52.925 This is XFM. 13:08.861 --> 13:09.301 Oh, yes. 13:09.621 --> 13:11.962 That was, uh, go on, appropriate, you were gonna say. 13:11.982 --> 13:12.602 Appropriate, yeah. 13:12.722 --> 13:17.663 Yeah, cos it was by hot, hot heat, and we've got a very hot, hot, hot, hot fire going in our little shack. 13:17.683 --> 13:21.784 We've got some hot fire, we've got some hot sounds, we've got Booker T and the MGs playing over there in the corner. 13:21.944 --> 13:22.305 Brilliant. 13:22.465 --> 13:23.165 On the stereo. 13:23.225 --> 13:31.087 Hey, this is Adam and Joe, here on XFM, London's 104.9, it's Christmas Eve, and you join us in our little shelter shack in, uh... 13:31.727 --> 13:32.248 Leicester Square. 13:32.688 --> 13:36.692 Yeah, we've been kicked out of the Capitol building because I don't know, Richard Blackwood was there. 13:36.732 --> 13:38.974 He got angry with us and he threw us out. 13:39.014 --> 13:40.836 So we're having to do the show from the shack. 13:41.817 --> 13:43.879 But listen, Joe, it's time for me to give you a present now. 13:44.160 --> 13:45.020 Oh, this is exciting. 13:45.361 --> 13:48.664 Adam and I giving each other our Christmas presents today because we won't see each other tomorrow. 13:49.185 --> 13:52.388 And I've already given Adam a special CD of personalized songs. 13:52.648 --> 13:54.129 Yeah, man, you set the bar pretty high with this. 13:54.229 --> 13:55.530 Well, I opened with a strong one. 13:55.790 --> 13:56.051 Yeah. 13:56.271 --> 13:58.132 But let's see whether you can match it. 13:58.412 --> 13:59.473 I don't think I can, anyway. 13:59.493 --> 14:00.354 Well, don't say that. 14:00.394 --> 14:00.694 All right. 14:00.874 --> 14:01.314 Here you go. 14:01.335 --> 14:01.875 Hope you like it. 14:02.615 --> 14:04.016 Oh, chucking it over the desk there. 14:04.077 --> 14:05.177 Oh, it's beautifully wrapped. 14:05.197 --> 14:05.778 Thanks, man. 14:05.878 --> 14:07.499 What's this design on the wrapping paper? 14:07.839 --> 14:08.600 Is it chip fat? 14:09.881 --> 14:11.062 It seems to be chip fat. 14:11.082 --> 14:12.102 That's very innovative. 14:12.163 --> 14:12.943 It's a beard rule. 14:13.343 --> 14:15.485 And you've wrapped it in an interesting way. 14:15.525 --> 14:20.749 You've sort of just scrunched the ends and flattened them and sellotaped it. 14:20.829 --> 14:21.930 Are you not a good wrapper? 14:22.430 --> 14:23.090 Usually I am. 14:23.130 --> 14:24.911 I was a little bit rushed today. 14:25.811 --> 14:27.611 But no, usually I'm pretty attentive with my rapping. 14:27.831 --> 14:28.492 It's exciting. 14:29.072 --> 14:31.992 Oh, you know, I've glimpsed a naughty glimpse. 14:32.833 --> 14:39.874 I've unwrapped the top corner listeners and I've seen the cheeky eye of that cheeky crazy frog, the number one cultural icon of the year, 2000. 14:40.675 --> 14:44.836 Oh, he's chuckling with joy. 14:45.196 --> 14:45.936 Where's his Willy? 14:46.576 --> 14:47.436 He's got a Willy man. 14:47.456 --> 14:48.156 No, he hasn't. 14:48.677 --> 14:49.017 He does. 14:49.097 --> 14:50.117 No, there's no Willy. 14:50.799 --> 14:51.599 Are you sure? 14:51.779 --> 14:53.540 Are you sure it's the real Crazy Frog? 14:53.740 --> 14:54.880 It's the key ring you've got. 14:55.900 --> 14:57.821 I mean, it's the sound key ring. 14:57.941 --> 14:59.401 Oh, I see, and there's no Willy on that. 14:59.461 --> 15:07.544 There's no Willy on that one, because you can get the key ring that's... It's making you chuckle all over again, isn't it? 15:07.564 --> 15:08.124 It's so annoying. 15:11.419 --> 15:11.980 I'm going to open it up. 15:12.020 --> 15:13.261 That was just the press me thing. 15:13.561 --> 15:13.762 Yeah. 15:13.962 --> 15:15.183 You know, that you can press in the shop. 15:15.223 --> 15:16.704 You don't even have to buy it to hear that. 15:16.824 --> 15:17.165 Brilliant. 15:18.126 --> 15:19.447 Well, Adam, that's really nice. 15:19.707 --> 15:20.268 Thanks, mate. 15:20.448 --> 15:21.649 It's to remind you of 2005. 15:21.689 --> 15:22.590 Well, yeah, exactly. 15:22.630 --> 15:25.292 And in the future, I mean, it'll age very well, won't it? 15:25.332 --> 15:29.116 It'll go through a ten to fifteen thousand year period of being worthless. 15:29.256 --> 15:29.396 Yeah. 15:29.837 --> 15:34.020 And then after the fifteen thousand years has passed, it'll slowly start gaining value. 15:34.040 --> 15:34.401 Yeah. 15:34.701 --> 15:35.161 One pence. 15:35.842 --> 15:59.350 in the year 4000 yeah gradually climbing up to 20 pence i've got some uh by the time the earth freezes over i've got some peter andre well i've got such an urge to smash it you can smash it if you want can i smash it i think the listeners uh would like me to smash it can smash it it would be quite cathartic wouldn't it for the end of the year yeah you know cause a crazy frog 16:05.351 --> 16:06.011 Is it breaking? 16:06.191 --> 16:06.831 Wait a second. 16:08.012 --> 16:08.952 I don't think it's breaking. 16:09.012 --> 16:09.872 It's really well made. 16:11.332 --> 16:12.213 Oh, no, it's broken. 16:12.273 --> 16:13.353 Now I'm actually quite sad. 16:13.373 --> 16:14.993 What a lunacy. 16:15.153 --> 16:16.473 Oh, it's broken. 16:16.734 --> 16:17.854 Come back, crazy frog. 16:17.874 --> 16:20.434 Oh, I think I've cut my hand as well. 16:20.454 --> 16:21.054 Are you sure it's broken? 16:21.074 --> 16:22.175 Are you sure the batteries just haven't fallen out? 16:22.195 --> 16:23.675 Well, you try and make it work. 16:23.955 --> 16:26.056 Oh, that was quite cathartic, wasn't it, listeners? 16:26.076 --> 16:29.056 What a way to end the year by smashing the crazy frog. 16:29.576 --> 16:32.077 Yeah, I was going to say that I've got some... I don't think you have smashed it. 16:32.745 --> 16:33.205 I know you have. 16:33.265 --> 16:35.667 I'm sorry, man, that's no- it's a very, very lovely present. 16:35.867 --> 16:37.108 That's okay, no, I understand it. 16:37.188 --> 16:39.930 Listen, it was the catharsis that I was hoping to, uh, give you. 16:39.950 --> 16:41.812 Yeah, it was the gift of smashing the crazy frog. 16:41.872 --> 16:42.632 The gift of catharsis. 16:42.852 --> 16:43.353 That was good. 16:43.393 --> 16:46.775 I was gonna say that I've got some Peter Andre, um- So annoying. 16:46.835 --> 16:50.698 Perfume, uh, aftershave, rather, and it's- Have you got it on? 16:50.778 --> 16:52.540 Insania, uh, aftershave. 16:52.680 --> 16:54.981 I've got a bottle of that at home, I was just wondering- Are you serious? 16:55.101 --> 16:55.302 Yeah. 16:56.127 --> 16:58.028 I've got, um... Why didn't you give me that? 16:58.328 --> 16:59.448 Because it's not from this year. 16:59.588 --> 17:01.169 What do you think Peter Andre smells like? 17:01.949 --> 17:07.131 Well, if he smells anything like his Insania aftershave, he smells like dried wee wee. 17:07.691 --> 17:08.252 Really? 17:08.492 --> 17:08.692 Yeah. 17:09.112 --> 17:11.073 Well, I can imagine that's probably quite accurate. 17:11.433 --> 17:13.014 So... Well, thanks a lot, man. 17:13.154 --> 17:16.795 And, you know, um, I hope everyone out there listening gets really good presents tomorrow. 17:17.215 --> 17:18.136 Presents as good as that. 17:18.676 --> 17:19.596 As the crazy frog hero. 17:19.616 --> 17:21.157 It's nice to be given something just a break. 17:22.077 --> 17:41.301 yeah exactly um okay right here's some more music right now this is one of my favorite tracks from the year this is from i guess pretty much my favorite band crazy frog world it's from crazy uh and it's crazy frog covering a track by spoon a crazy frog people you know people thought crazy frog was a novelty but he's ditched the whole frog thing 17:42.210 --> 17:42.770 What's he doing now? 17:43.270 --> 17:44.411 Covering a track by Spoon. 17:44.531 --> 17:45.191 Oh yeah, exactly. 17:45.211 --> 17:45.491 Sorry. 17:45.531 --> 17:45.691 Yeah. 17:45.951 --> 17:52.213 He's covering a track by Spoon from Spoon's album Gimme Fiction, which in my book was one of the albums of the year. 17:52.233 --> 17:55.254 I don't think it's popped up in that many polls, but I still love it. 17:55.274 --> 17:56.634 And this is a track where they never got you. 17:56.694 --> 17:59.475 This is Adam and Joe on Christmas Eve from our shack in Leicester Square. 18:12.353 --> 18:14.515 The Mighty Spoon from Gimme Fiction. 18:14.535 --> 18:15.877 That's a track called They Never Got You. 18:15.897 --> 18:21.943 Hey, you know, seeing as we're in our shack on Christmas Eve in Leicester Square, we don't have all our jingles and stings. 18:21.963 --> 18:22.603 No, exactly. 18:22.904 --> 18:23.825 What are we gonna do? 18:24.085 --> 18:26.087 Well, we could improvise some jingles and stings. 18:26.507 --> 18:28.730 Yeah, but the XFM jingles have got such tude. 18:29.390 --> 18:30.431 They do have a lot of tude. 18:30.491 --> 18:31.212 I've noticed that. 18:31.292 --> 18:31.532 Yeah. 18:32.453 --> 18:32.894 It's like... 18:34.335 --> 18:36.317 It's like the people that make them don't care. 18:36.457 --> 18:40.000 Or they certainly wouldn't want to be seen to be caring because that wouldn't be cool. 18:40.361 --> 18:40.961 No, exactly. 18:41.001 --> 18:46.787 Sometimes it sounds as if they've just accidentally caught a snatch of rock and roll happening in the next room. 18:47.187 --> 18:47.548 Yeah. 18:48.008 --> 18:48.949 Purely by accident. 18:49.009 --> 18:49.329 Yeah. 18:49.409 --> 18:51.071 Could we pull off that kind of thing? 18:51.906 --> 19:09.619 we can have a try let's try listen i've got a jack johnson song to play right this is one of the tracks from this year sitting waiting and wishing is the name of the track so let's try and do some kind of appropriate segue into that oh we want we want to try and do a sting now yeah yeah yeah okay here we go that's perfect 19:28.410 --> 19:29.771 Christmas. 19:29.931 --> 19:30.451 Thank you very much. 19:30.491 --> 19:31.612 Merry Christmas to you too. 19:32.172 --> 19:32.652 Oh, man. 19:32.933 --> 19:33.613 I love Christmas. 19:33.913 --> 19:35.654 Yeah, I sincerely love Christmas. 19:35.874 --> 19:36.174 Do you? 19:36.294 --> 19:37.815 Yeah, I really do. 19:37.835 --> 19:39.716 It's one of my favorite times of year. 19:39.997 --> 19:40.857 That's very nice. 19:40.877 --> 19:41.417 Hello, listeners. 19:41.437 --> 19:43.058 It's Adam and Joe on XFM. 19:43.118 --> 19:45.520 We're in our little shack in the middle of Leicester Square if you've just joined us. 19:45.940 --> 19:47.761 And Adam's just telling us how much he loves Christmas. 19:48.001 --> 19:48.561 Do you not love it? 19:48.861 --> 19:49.762 Yeah, I do love Christmas. 19:50.422 --> 19:57.746 The only thing I don't like about Christmas is the Oxford Street lights and the way they themed them to some movie that isn't even out for months and months. 19:57.766 --> 19:58.427 What is it this year? 19:58.847 --> 19:59.507 It's Ice Age 2. 20:00.228 --> 20:00.488 Is it? 20:00.688 --> 20:00.988 Yeah. 20:01.128 --> 20:02.469 It's not out till the summer. 20:02.809 --> 20:03.049 Yeah. 20:03.069 --> 20:07.271 I mean, it seems supremely cynical in a really depressing way to have. 20:07.572 --> 20:08.692 Oh, Santa wouldn't have that. 20:08.892 --> 20:09.853 If Santa came back... 20:11.383 --> 20:12.944 Uh, I'll tell you what he'd do. 20:13.084 --> 20:13.645 What? 20:13.745 --> 20:16.927 He'd get a machine gun, and he'd machine gun those lights down. 20:16.967 --> 20:17.248 Would he? 20:17.388 --> 20:17.928 Yes, he would. 20:17.948 --> 20:19.870 Because they're the wrong thing at Christmas. 20:20.070 --> 20:20.310 Yeah. 20:20.951 --> 20:23.052 It would be a festive machine gun, don't get me wrong. 20:23.152 --> 20:24.573 Imagine all the kids who saw that. 20:25.134 --> 20:28.617 Well... Santa with a machine gun gunning down the lights, would they understand? 20:28.637 --> 20:29.177 Kids love Ice Age 2. 20:30.598 --> 20:38.601 He'd explain there'd be a podium with a microphone so that Santa could get up after he'd gunned down the lights and he'd say, listen, it's nothing against Ice Age 2. 20:38.961 --> 20:45.103 I've not got to be... I don't think the council would let him use a machine gun in Oxford Street, not with people out Christmas shopping. 20:45.183 --> 20:45.643 Santa? 20:46.103 --> 20:48.664 What if a bullet ricocheted and killed a child? 20:49.244 --> 20:51.025 Then Santa would have murdered a child. 20:51.085 --> 20:52.025 What would happen to Christmas? 20:52.045 --> 20:53.226 What would happen to Christianity? 20:54.286 --> 20:56.648 Santa's the figurehead, isn't he, of Christianity? 20:57.168 --> 20:59.069 Yes, he's got a lot to do with Christianity. 20:59.089 --> 21:00.190 The passion of the Santa. 21:00.430 --> 21:06.414 But listen, he... Why doesn't Mel Gibson make a really bloody and violent film about the reality of Santa? 21:07.055 --> 21:07.595 That would be good. 21:07.875 --> 21:11.277 Hey, did you like the bit in Narnia where Santa turns up and he's... That was odd, wasn't it? 21:11.317 --> 21:12.478 And he gave the children weapons. 21:13.099 --> 21:13.379 Yeah. 21:13.679 --> 21:15.400 A knife, a bow and arrow. 21:15.540 --> 21:20.163 And did you like the fact that in his sack, you got to see inside Santa's sack? 21:20.524 --> 21:22.105 Which is obviously funny, that's amusing. 21:22.405 --> 21:23.886 But in Santa's sack, 21:24.326 --> 21:28.849 There are some magic weapons, which he gives to the children to encourage them to kill. 21:29.489 --> 21:32.291 And this is the feature film of Chronicles of Narnia you're talking about. 21:32.331 --> 21:32.651 That's right. 21:33.211 --> 21:35.773 And there's also a load of really rubbish looking teddies. 21:36.313 --> 21:36.653 Really? 21:36.694 --> 21:37.374 Did you see that? 21:37.414 --> 21:37.594 Yeah. 21:37.934 --> 21:38.615 Teddy for you. 21:38.995 --> 21:39.575 Teddy for you. 21:40.036 --> 21:40.816 Gun for you. 21:41.296 --> 21:41.837 Teddy for you. 21:41.877 --> 21:48.361 He's got about six or seven bad looking teddies that have probably been bought from a bad toy shop. 21:48.801 --> 21:53.584 And he's got these magical weapons that look as if they've been hewn from magical steel. 21:53.684 --> 21:53.884 Wow. 21:54.204 --> 21:57.968 But, um, that's all they could think of to put in the toy sack. 21:58.308 --> 22:00.571 Uh, the makers of Narnia was teddy. 22:01.171 --> 22:04.875 That, for me, summed up the lack of magic about the entire project. 22:04.915 --> 22:07.318 You didn't- Adam Buxton didn't like the Chronicles of Narnia at all. 22:07.518 --> 22:08.659 I thought it was stinky. 22:08.979 --> 22:11.182 I preferred Harry Potter and his fiery goblets. 22:11.202 --> 22:13.083 What would you say was your film of the year, Adam? 22:13.484 --> 22:16.247 I'm really, really glad you asked me that, Joe. 22:17.027 --> 22:32.395 um i think i've just written down a few of the ones that i could remember yeah i'll read well that's an interesting guide you know which ones can you actually remember yeah exactly how about that i didn't my list wasn't very long of ones that sprang to mind harry potter and the goblin of fire liked it uh war of the worlds 22:33.396 --> 22:35.418 Really pretty much enjoyed it, watched it on DVD. 22:35.658 --> 22:37.741 40 year old Virgin, got the DVD, haven't watched it yet. 22:38.421 --> 22:42.946 Sideways, I would say so far that's my top film out of the ones that I read. 22:43.026 --> 22:44.328 I mean it really made an impression on me. 22:44.368 --> 22:48.852 I know it's a sort of boring, guardian, cliche, great movie but I thought it was a smash. 22:49.974 --> 22:52.997 Crash with all those people in it. 22:53.737 --> 22:54.238 I never saw that. 22:55.319 --> 23:10.715 people raved about it i know that's why i didn't see it an absolute disgrace um dig the movie about the dandy war holes right uh that was pretty fun i rented that out switched it off it was boring alien versus predator was that yet this year uh i don't know at nine songs 23:11.395 --> 23:11.855 Mmm. 23:11.935 --> 23:12.535 Dirty. 23:12.795 --> 23:13.216 Dirty. 23:13.256 --> 23:14.676 Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. 23:14.976 --> 23:15.536 That was a good one. 23:15.556 --> 23:16.096 That was a good one. 23:16.116 --> 23:18.177 Star Wars, Revenge of the Sith, Disgrace. 23:18.197 --> 23:18.737 Disgrace. 23:18.757 --> 23:20.297 Batman Begins, pretty good. 23:20.997 --> 23:22.178 League of Gentlemen's Apocalypse. 23:22.238 --> 23:23.438 Wow, this is really thorough. 23:23.658 --> 23:24.258 The Island. 23:24.538 --> 23:26.359 It's like I'm dying, having flashbacks. 23:26.379 --> 23:30.920 These are the ones I can remember, and the last one I can remember was Life Aquatic, which was one of your favourite ones. 23:30.960 --> 23:32.280 Yeah, that was this year, wasn't it? 23:32.320 --> 23:32.540 Yeah. 23:32.600 --> 23:33.780 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 23:33.800 --> 23:34.141 Very good. 23:34.161 --> 23:35.321 Well, what a great year for movies. 23:36.221 --> 23:38.062 What a terrific year for the silver screen. 23:38.102 --> 23:39.903 But come on, Sideways was good. 23:39.923 --> 23:41.704 Even despite the- Sideways was good, yeah. 23:41.964 --> 23:43.885 Even despite the boring liberal trendy vote. 23:44.185 --> 23:45.866 Yeah, it was good, definitely good. 23:46.386 --> 23:48.167 I met him this year, Thomas Aidan Church. 23:48.527 --> 23:49.948 Shook his hand, had a little chat. 23:50.548 --> 23:51.749 He didn't care who I was. 23:51.789 --> 23:52.910 He was the big hunky one in it. 23:53.150 --> 23:57.032 Yeah, he's playing the villain in the new Spider-Man film. 23:58.368 --> 23:59.789 Uh, now I'm gonna get his name wrong. 23:59.809 --> 24:01.491 The Sandman, I think he's called. 24:01.511 --> 24:01.691 Oh yeah. 24:01.711 --> 24:03.973 That was from your exciting trip to L.A. 24:04.013 --> 24:04.573 with Edgar. 24:04.673 --> 24:05.634 Oh, my trip to L.A. 24:05.674 --> 24:07.816 when I went on the Spider-Man 3 set, yeah. 24:08.036 --> 24:09.657 Was that one of your highlights of the year? 24:10.078 --> 24:11.078 Yeah, probably, yeah. 24:11.339 --> 24:11.719 Probably. 24:11.739 --> 24:13.741 It was an exciting trip. 24:13.981 --> 24:14.681 Hard to beat that. 24:14.721 --> 24:15.882 What was your movie of the year then? 24:16.223 --> 24:17.904 Oh man, I'd have to think really hard. 24:18.304 --> 24:20.746 Uh, it's probably, uh, Caché by Michael Hanukkah. 24:22.207 --> 24:23.547 European director, Hanukkah. 24:23.927 --> 24:24.387 Cachet? 24:24.668 --> 24:25.848 Yeah, Cachet is French for hidden. 24:26.068 --> 24:29.788 It's a searing drama about, uh, oh, so much. 24:30.308 --> 24:32.049 It was certainly very well hidden from me. 24:32.209 --> 24:33.109 Well, it hasn't come out yet. 24:33.129 --> 24:33.789 Oh, is it not? 24:33.809 --> 24:33.849 No. 24:33.869 --> 24:35.029 Well, you're not allowed it, then. 24:35.329 --> 24:37.730 Well, Adam, I live in a different world when it comes to movies. 24:37.750 --> 24:40.290 I'm way ahead of everybody else. 24:40.350 --> 24:42.911 Is it Raving Ponceville? 24:43.311 --> 24:44.511 No, it's really good. 24:44.551 --> 24:45.711 It's really good. 24:45.771 --> 24:46.611 Anyone with a brain? 24:47.471 --> 24:47.671 Yeah. 24:47.752 --> 24:48.512 That rules me out. 24:49.052 --> 24:49.752 Uh, should see it. 24:49.772 --> 24:50.452 Oh, it's brilliant. 24:50.692 --> 24:52.433 OK, more music from the year. 24:52.533 --> 24:55.494 This is another track from an album that I really loved this year. 24:55.514 --> 24:58.935 This is by Eels, and it's from their album, Blinking Lights. 24:59.355 --> 25:01.836 Is it just called Blinking Lights, or is it called Blinking Lights and something else? 25:01.936 --> 25:02.536 Anyway. 25:02.797 --> 25:03.677 Blinking Lights. 25:03.897 --> 25:04.677 Blinking Lights. 25:04.697 --> 25:09.359 This is a track called Losing Streak, and after that, I think we're due for some more presents, aren't we? 25:09.439 --> 25:10.119 Oh, another present. 25:23.251 --> 25:25.193 That's got a kind of a Christmassy feel to it. 25:25.293 --> 25:28.975 Oh, anything with a little horn in it is very Christmassy. 25:29.036 --> 25:30.797 I was Eels with Losing Street. 25:30.817 --> 25:32.078 You're listening to Adam and Joe. 25:32.178 --> 25:36.241 We're broadcasting from our Christmas shack this Christmas Eve in the middle of Leicester Square. 25:36.261 --> 25:38.443 Oh, hey, happy Christmas, listeners. 25:38.703 --> 25:39.624 Yeah, happy Christmas. 25:39.644 --> 25:42.166 Thanks so much for listening to our show this year. 25:42.206 --> 25:44.148 We've really had a good time on XFM this year. 25:44.709 --> 25:47.712 And I don't know how much longer we're going to be around. 25:47.732 --> 25:48.693 I hope for a while. 25:48.713 --> 25:48.853 Why? 25:48.873 --> 25:49.814 Because we might be killed. 25:49.994 --> 25:50.935 We might be killed. 25:51.015 --> 25:51.896 The world might end. 25:51.936 --> 25:53.397 The polar ice caps are melting. 25:53.417 --> 25:54.318 I don't know if you've heard. 25:54.739 --> 25:55.259 What? 25:55.299 --> 25:59.023 There's some fairly extreme weather going down on planet Earth. 25:59.403 --> 25:59.663 Right. 25:59.924 --> 26:01.725 And it's not looking very good. 26:01.805 --> 26:02.466 So, you know. 26:03.707 --> 26:05.069 I hope we're going to be around. 26:05.269 --> 26:10.474 It's kind of depressing but we're going to try and push that to one side for another hour or so. 26:10.694 --> 26:22.186 So we've been giving each other our Christmas presents, listeners, which is obviously exciting on the radio because it means you have to describe them and you can hear the sound of presents being opening which is evocative and exciting because tomorrow morning 26:23.067 --> 26:40.083 little hands are going to be opening presents all over the country speaking of little hands can i just add an addendum to what i was just saying sorry to interrupt joe but um i just want to say to any any children listening uh don't worry the world isn't ending i was just kidding i was just remembering a time one afternoon when it was really horrible weather when i was about 26:40.803 --> 26:41.923 six years old or something. 26:41.943 --> 26:45.944 And it was really extreme wet weather and wind and rain and stuff. 26:46.024 --> 26:49.225 And my dad made a joke about, oh my God, the world's ending. 26:49.745 --> 26:51.305 And I was totally freaked out. 26:51.705 --> 26:54.146 I just was absolutely mortified. 26:54.166 --> 26:55.686 I thought, no, the world can't be ending. 26:55.986 --> 26:57.767 But then why would dad be saying it's ending? 26:58.527 --> 27:00.427 And I just couldn't speak for about a day or something. 27:00.447 --> 27:04.668 And I just kept on sobbing until he established what the problem was. 27:04.708 --> 27:07.769 And then he assured me that the world wasn't imminently ending. 27:08.269 --> 27:09.149 And I felt a lot better. 27:09.409 --> 27:09.629 Wow. 27:09.869 --> 27:10.670 So, sorry about that. 27:10.690 --> 27:12.512 I just wanted to reassure our younger listeners. 27:13.352 --> 27:14.173 Okay, Prezi time. 27:14.193 --> 27:15.434 Do you want this next present, Adam? 27:15.594 --> 27:15.834 Yeah. 27:16.295 --> 27:16.995 Are you ready for it? 27:17.216 --> 27:17.456 Yes. 27:18.056 --> 27:18.757 Okay, here we go. 27:18.797 --> 27:21.139 I'm going to throw it over the desk as well, either side of the desk. 27:21.359 --> 27:21.719 Hey, hey, hey. 27:21.759 --> 27:24.462 Just describe to the listeners what it looks like, what it feels like. 27:24.662 --> 27:26.263 Well, I'm pretty sure this is a DVD. 27:26.864 --> 27:28.065 Okay, Adam is a rattler. 27:28.105 --> 27:29.186 We've already established that. 27:29.246 --> 27:29.826 He rattles. 27:30.847 --> 27:31.347 Does he feel? 27:32.528 --> 27:50.241 yeah yeah but I mean there's not there's only so much feeling you can do with a DVD isn't it depends on your fingers what do you mean it depends you can just squeeze the box there's a lot of your if you're blind and you've received a Braille DVD then you could read the title through the wrapping paper so don't be so a braille baby okay I'm gonna 27:51.722 --> 28:10.270 love getting DVDs cuz Joe everybody loves DV okay what sort of a movie do you think I've got you I think you've got me either a monkey film yeah or a filthy film yeah or or or both okay so see my open it up open it up I hope it's a dirty monkey film 28:12.862 --> 28:14.163 You've got me a Christmas film. 28:14.203 --> 28:14.984 It's a Christmas film. 28:15.004 --> 28:15.605 What's it called? 28:15.725 --> 28:17.367 It's called Christmas Wonderland. 28:18.028 --> 28:19.650 What's the picture on the front? 28:22.493 --> 28:29.462 It seems to be a drawing of a black guy who's made himself look white and glued a white beard on. 28:29.602 --> 28:30.503 That's what it looks like to me. 28:30.523 --> 28:30.723 Really? 28:30.763 --> 28:31.244 Let's have a look. 28:32.691 --> 28:33.972 Oh, it's a picture of Santa. 28:34.052 --> 28:35.994 It's just a big close up of Santa. 28:36.455 --> 28:37.996 And now read us the back, Adam. 28:38.897 --> 28:40.499 It's a film called Christmas Wonderland. 28:40.559 --> 28:41.280 Read us the story. 28:41.300 --> 28:42.661 It's got a synopsis of the story. 28:43.282 --> 28:48.387 OK, and I'll just I'll just say that the the cover looks as if it's been crudely photocopied. 28:48.427 --> 28:52.451 It looks like a pirate, but a pirate of no recognisable film whatsoever. 28:52.691 --> 29:14.501 yeah on the back it says on one occasion not so long ago santa and the elves nearly missed christmas exclamation mark it all began in the toy factory when rumpletum the main boiler fell ill the main boiler fell ill rumbletum the main boiler with valve trouble thus stopping the flow of toys being made to fill okay the toy machine 29:14.861 --> 29:16.362 The Toy Factory broke down. 29:29.147 --> 29:37.713 They get help from the penguins living nearby, but only for one week because King Penguin and his aide Patch are meanies. 29:38.733 --> 29:43.296 All they live off is fish juice and they... What the hell is this film? 29:43.436 --> 29:44.697 It's very involved, isn't it? 29:44.717 --> 29:47.079 All they live off is fish juice and they want the recipe. 29:47.279 --> 29:48.480 Squeak knows the secret. 29:48.780 --> 29:51.722 See how they cope and how Santa has to see 10,000 children before... 29:53.923 --> 30:02.508 Before so much going on by the valve will he managed to get home in time rather rub join us and see oh my goodness There's no stills from the film. 30:02.528 --> 30:03.409 What certificate is it? 30:03.929 --> 30:08.712 It's r18 No, it's a you and so that's a good gift, isn't it? 30:09.253 --> 30:11.094 Certainly, I'm gonna be interested to see what's on it. 30:11.754 --> 30:13.235 Do you think maybe it might be porn? 30:13.795 --> 30:14.716 It could be anything. 30:14.776 --> 30:15.456 I've no idea. 30:15.476 --> 30:16.297 It was one pound 49 Wow 30:18.078 --> 30:18.798 That's unbelievable. 30:18.818 --> 30:19.599 That's a good prezzy. 30:19.859 --> 30:20.660 Yeah, that's pretty good. 30:20.940 --> 30:22.180 Listen, man, we're gonna have to take a break. 30:22.200 --> 30:23.741 Thank you so much for Christmas Wonderland. 30:23.761 --> 30:24.622 It means an awful lot to me. 30:24.642 --> 30:26.703 We're gonna have to stoke the fire a little bit as well. 30:26.743 --> 30:27.223 It's going out. 30:27.243 --> 30:28.184 We'll be back very shortly. 30:28.224 --> 30:29.365 This is Adam and Joe on XFM. 31:11.979 --> 31:14.262 There you go. 31:14.302 --> 31:16.925 That's one of my favorite singles from this year. 31:16.985 --> 31:18.506 Franz Ferdinand with Walk Away. 31:18.526 --> 31:19.547 This is Adam and Jo. 31:19.587 --> 31:23.031 We're in our Christmas shack in Leicester Square this Christmas Eve. 31:23.051 --> 31:24.533 How are you doing there, Jo? 31:24.833 --> 31:26.114 I'm doing just fine. 31:26.174 --> 31:26.775 Thanks a lot. 31:27.055 --> 31:28.257 I'm excited about tomorrow. 31:28.737 --> 31:29.377 Yeah, man. 31:29.758 --> 31:30.818 Are you hoping for anything? 31:30.838 --> 31:31.859 Do you get how does it work? 31:32.259 --> 31:35.101 It's difficult with people like us, isn't it? 31:35.141 --> 31:35.401 Really? 31:35.421 --> 31:36.862 We're very, very wealthy. 31:36.902 --> 31:39.823 We can really afford to buy whatever we want. 31:40.104 --> 31:42.045 It's hard for our loved ones to buy for us. 31:42.285 --> 31:43.065 It's true, isn't it? 31:43.526 --> 31:45.927 What's the best kind of present you can get? 31:46.187 --> 31:46.628 I don't know. 31:46.648 --> 31:49.391 I have to have custom-made things now. 31:49.571 --> 31:50.652 Yeah, that's the thing, isn't it? 31:50.733 --> 31:57.300 I have to have things that take months of planning, like, you know, a new screen for my home cinema. 31:57.741 --> 31:58.061 Right. 31:59.123 --> 32:02.487 Made of lightweight aluminium, the precise aspect ratio that I require. 32:03.376 --> 32:08.378 with some, you know, er, glass fibre particles that reflect light. 32:08.578 --> 32:09.118 Yeah. 32:09.218 --> 32:12.940 Stretched beautifully over a light aluminium frame. 32:13.160 --> 32:17.181 And some, um, 18-year-old dancers to go with it. 32:17.441 --> 32:18.302 Mmm, that would be nice. 32:18.342 --> 32:19.882 Very well trained in dancing. 32:20.082 --> 32:20.342 Yes. 32:20.963 --> 32:22.103 But, yeah, it is tricky, isn't it? 32:22.643 --> 32:23.784 Yeah, it's really difficult. 32:24.004 --> 32:25.184 I don't know what I want for that. 32:26.145 --> 32:29.166 All I've been doing for the last four years is upgrading my iPods. 32:30.406 --> 32:30.827 Crikey. 32:30.847 --> 32:31.567 What a life. 32:31.747 --> 32:32.728 What a life, Joe. 32:32.748 --> 32:33.628 What's it come to? 32:33.648 --> 32:34.809 What does it all mean? 32:35.089 --> 32:39.372 You know, I've discovered... I've discovered a new Christmas track. 32:39.972 --> 32:40.172 Oh, yeah? 32:40.212 --> 32:43.174 And it's by a band I've never heard of called Chumsky. 32:44.014 --> 32:45.195 Did you find it on the internet? 32:45.735 --> 32:46.616 Kind of, yeah. 32:47.016 --> 32:48.657 And I don't know about this band, Chumsky. 32:48.677 --> 32:49.577 I don't know who they are. 32:49.778 --> 32:51.679 I don't know if they might be the least cool band ever. 32:52.335 --> 32:54.357 They might be super cool, cos no-one's ever heard of them. 32:54.557 --> 33:00.382 I don't know how cool it is to name yourself after the, er... After Noam Chomsky, the great... intellectual... subversive thinker. 33:00.402 --> 33:02.143 Er, it's quite cool, isn't it? 33:02.443 --> 33:04.665 Well, it would have been cool about six years ago. 33:04.685 --> 33:05.146 Yeah? 33:05.406 --> 33:06.667 Better than calling yourself Kelly. 33:07.888 --> 33:08.969 Er... who's called Kelly? 33:09.029 --> 33:09.710 Matthew Kelly. 33:10.700 --> 33:13.601 It's better than naming yourself after Matthew Kelly, isn't it? 33:13.881 --> 33:14.582 Oh, yeah, that's true. 33:14.622 --> 33:17.082 But no band has named themselves after Matthew Kelly, have they? 33:17.102 --> 33:17.823 It's only a matter of time. 33:18.123 --> 33:18.963 Is there a band called Kelly? 33:19.763 --> 33:20.284 Uh, no. 33:20.504 --> 33:23.205 If there was, they'd be named after Lorraine Kelly, though, I would think. 33:23.265 --> 33:24.125 Probably, you're right. 33:24.725 --> 33:29.267 But this band, Chomsky, have done rather a nice cover of a famous song by Vince Guaraldi. 33:29.287 --> 33:30.488 You know who Vince Guaraldi is. 33:30.608 --> 33:33.009 Sure, he did the great piano music for Charlie Brown. 33:33.029 --> 33:33.829 For Charlie Brown. 33:33.869 --> 33:36.210 And they're often on over Christmas, those films. 33:36.710 --> 33:39.031 They're my favorite Christmas films, Wake Up in the Morning. 33:39.571 --> 33:41.513 And a Charlie Brown feature film. 33:41.653 --> 33:45.277 Yeah, that's the sound of the adults. 33:45.537 --> 33:46.438 I love those films. 33:46.458 --> 33:47.379 They're so relaxing. 33:47.399 --> 33:48.440 They're very, very reassuring. 33:48.460 --> 33:51.482 The music's so lovely and soft and the pace is so slow. 33:51.562 --> 33:53.624 And the animation is so scratchy and old. 33:54.385 --> 34:01.792 Well, Vince Corral is something of a genius and he did a very famous song called Christmas Time Is Here that features in Charlie Brown's Christmas... I forget what it's called. 34:01.832 --> 34:02.232 It's called... 34:02.973 --> 34:04.414 You know, they've all got weird titles. 34:04.434 --> 34:05.475 They're all questions, aren't they? 34:05.495 --> 34:06.615 Happy Christmas, Charlie Brown. 34:06.635 --> 34:08.877 Yeah, well, they've all got a slight bit of irony in them. 34:09.097 --> 34:09.337 Right. 34:09.497 --> 34:10.998 You know, it's a bit bittersweet, isn't it? 34:11.018 --> 34:15.621 Yeah, well... But you can tell Charlie Brown is not gonna have a happy Christmas if the title is Happy Christmas, Charlie Brown. 34:15.901 --> 34:16.762 He's a loser, isn't he? 34:17.062 --> 34:18.063 He's one of life's great losers. 34:18.083 --> 34:19.944 He'll be happy at the end, but in a bittersweet way. 34:20.024 --> 34:20.264 Yeah. 34:20.825 --> 34:25.367 Anyway, so that's a famous song, and this is a cover of it by this band called Chomsky. 34:25.407 --> 34:30.351 Apologies if they're an awful band and the rest of their outputs are rubbish, but I really love this. 34:30.791 --> 34:31.331 Can we play it? 34:31.511 --> 34:32.032 Yeah, here we go. 34:42.935 --> 34:43.755 It's so quirky. 34:44.176 --> 34:45.556 Father Christmas, it's insane. 34:46.717 --> 34:47.577 It's a good track, isn't it? 34:47.817 --> 34:48.317 I like that. 34:48.617 --> 34:51.358 You know what, that reminds me a little bit of Ben Folds Five. 34:51.378 --> 34:51.979 Ben Folds Five? 34:51.999 --> 34:55.560 Yeah, it's that same sort of college rock feel there, but I like that a lot. 34:55.620 --> 34:57.181 That's a band called Chompsky. 34:57.201 --> 34:58.481 They're from America. 34:58.801 --> 34:59.262 America? 34:59.442 --> 35:00.122 America! 35:00.162 --> 35:01.162 I've heard of America. 35:01.202 --> 35:03.703 A country ruled by the fascist tyrant George Bush. 35:03.803 --> 35:08.405 Is it true in America that when you turn on the taps, only Coca-Cola comes out? 35:08.645 --> 35:12.567 Is it true in America that Harrison Ford drives all the taxis? 35:12.887 --> 35:19.288 Is it true in America that the food is so large that you need a crane to move from one place to another? 35:19.308 --> 35:22.269 Is it true that Americans chew bubblegum all the time? 35:22.289 --> 35:28.650 Is it true that in America the roads are so long that they're huge? 35:30.030 --> 35:31.651 No, that last one's not true. 35:31.971 --> 35:34.151 Hey, this is Adam and Joe on XFM London's 104.9. 35:34.431 --> 35:35.291 It's Christmas Eve. 35:35.652 --> 35:37.452 Merry Christmas tomorrow, everybody, yeah. 35:38.294 --> 35:39.595 Yeah! 35:39.816 --> 35:41.557 Now I wish... Sorry, that's sad. 35:41.577 --> 35:42.258 Too feeble. 35:42.338 --> 35:43.059 That was feeble. 35:43.899 --> 35:44.760 Is it present time again? 35:45.461 --> 35:46.302 Maybe it is present time. 35:46.342 --> 35:56.572 I just want to tease a couple of things for the listeners though because we're in the second hour of our show now and at the end of the show we'll be playing Ditties in the Dock as usual and you will have the chance to win basically part of our booty bag. 35:56.592 --> 36:02.197 We've got all sorts of free things that we thought, you know, we haven't given away yet this year. 36:03.198 --> 36:08.102 All kinds of exciting DVDs to win, so you can take your pick out of those, everyone who calls. 36:08.482 --> 36:14.867 And this special Christmas Eve show, the theme of Titties in the Dock is insane Christmas songs. 36:15.507 --> 36:15.948 Good theme. 36:16.208 --> 36:18.349 We did good Christmas songs a couple of weeks ago. 36:19.170 --> 36:19.750 Yeah, that's true. 36:19.890 --> 36:20.951 And we played the White Stripes. 36:22.692 --> 36:26.214 But today it's going to be Insane Christmas Songs, so that's coming up. 36:26.554 --> 36:28.495 And I'm also going to do a little quiz for Adam. 36:29.036 --> 36:29.536 Oh, wow. 36:29.556 --> 36:32.498 I'm going to test you on crap commentary corners. 36:33.098 --> 36:33.618 Oh, good one. 36:33.658 --> 36:39.241 I'm going to play you some classic crap commentary corner clips and you have to see if you can remember what films they came from. 36:39.541 --> 36:41.903 I'm sure I'll be able to quite easily. 36:42.083 --> 36:45.685 As well as being an exciting competition, it's a chance to revisit the funniest clips there. 36:45.945 --> 36:46.405 Fantastic. 36:46.425 --> 36:46.666 Brilliant. 36:46.826 --> 36:48.007 That's all coming up shortly. 36:48.387 --> 36:49.688 But, Joe, would you like a present? 36:49.708 --> 36:51.389 Now this is kind of a, this is a whack. 36:51.489 --> 36:53.511 Hey, you know, man, you've gone a bit distant there on the mic. 36:53.971 --> 36:54.932 Sorry, is that better? 36:54.952 --> 36:55.492 Yeah, that's better. 36:55.833 --> 36:59.916 Well, I was backing off a little bit because I was just going to the corner of the shack to get the present. 37:00.096 --> 37:00.356 Right. 37:00.997 --> 37:03.859 And I've got it now and I feel sort of bad about it. 37:03.919 --> 37:05.620 Not that much thought went into it. 37:05.680 --> 37:06.401 I'm really sorry. 37:06.941 --> 37:07.201 That's OK. 37:07.222 --> 37:08.362 I don't think it's not insulting. 37:09.683 --> 37:11.465 Oh, you nearly knocked over my eggnog. 37:11.705 --> 37:12.706 I'm no good at chucking. 37:13.835 --> 37:14.195 OK. 37:14.616 --> 37:15.796 It's another DVD, folks. 37:15.896 --> 37:16.517 It's another DVD. 37:16.537 --> 37:17.958 This is so exciting. 37:18.278 --> 37:19.699 It's not very well wrapped. 37:19.719 --> 37:20.319 No, it's not. 37:21.961 --> 37:23.141 Very exciting! 37:23.161 --> 37:24.342 We mentioned it early on. 37:24.622 --> 37:24.963 Really? 37:25.123 --> 37:25.283 Yeah. 37:27.361 --> 37:28.121 Oh, now. 37:28.322 --> 37:31.164 Well, this isn't very... I'm not even touching it. 37:31.184 --> 37:32.065 Have you already got it? 37:32.445 --> 37:33.986 Oh, I shudder to think where that's been. 37:34.186 --> 37:35.567 Look at the finger marks on it. 37:36.868 --> 37:38.950 It's a DVD of nine songs. 37:39.010 --> 37:45.255 The Michael Winterbottom's Dirty Doodling and Rock film, with, you know... Dirty Doodling? 37:45.335 --> 37:50.840 Dirty Doodling, with a song by a thrusting young band and then a sex act by a thrusting young man. 37:50.980 --> 37:52.001 Realistic doodling. 37:52.101 --> 37:53.442 Yes, crikey, O'Reilly. 37:53.482 --> 37:55.363 No, I missed that at the cinema, but you know what? 37:56.264 --> 38:02.127 Out of all the movies I'd want to get on a second-hand DVD, this would not really be the one. 38:02.607 --> 38:09.811 It does have slightly weird thumb stains on it, as if someone's popped it back in the box with messy fingers. 38:12.632 --> 38:17.615 Oh dear, let's have a look at the actual surface of the disc, because that's the telltale sign. 38:19.153 --> 38:20.014 Yes, wow. 38:20.034 --> 38:21.214 Do you know what, man? 38:21.655 --> 38:23.796 Hand on heart, that is not the case. 38:24.116 --> 38:24.396 Really? 38:24.436 --> 38:26.878 And I defy you or anyone else for that matter. 38:27.058 --> 38:34.062 Well, Adam, if ever the Buxton line is extinct, I think we can get DNA from this DVD and reanimate you like in Jurassic Park. 38:34.483 --> 38:36.424 Not true, and that's not for want of trying. 38:36.484 --> 38:37.425 And is it good, this film? 38:38.465 --> 38:41.447 Well, I'll leave that up to you in your filthy mind. 38:41.467 --> 38:41.707 Really? 38:41.767 --> 38:43.749 She looks quite attractive on the posters. 38:44.029 --> 38:45.350 You wait until you watch the extras. 38:45.570 --> 38:47.211 She will detract herself. 38:48.098 --> 38:49.358 What do you mean, detract herself? 38:50.078 --> 38:51.899 I've never seen that in a dirty car before. 38:51.919 --> 38:53.739 No, I was trying to invent a word, but it went wrong. 38:54.159 --> 38:55.139 She will make herself... Oh, I see. 38:55.199 --> 38:55.819 Unattract herself. 38:55.839 --> 38:56.560 Unattractive. 38:56.580 --> 38:57.400 Yes, detract, yeah. 38:57.500 --> 38:58.080 OK, cool. 38:58.120 --> 38:58.740 That's exciting. 38:58.780 --> 38:59.060 Thank you. 38:59.360 --> 39:00.280 How very Christmassy. 39:01.440 --> 39:02.501 That's really Christmassy. 39:02.561 --> 39:02.981 Santa. 39:03.141 --> 39:09.022 I'm sure Santa's workshop is pumping out copies of nine songs and giving them to kiddies all over the country. 39:10.022 --> 39:10.622 What fun. 39:10.642 --> 39:14.483 I might pop off and watch that now and come back in five minutes. 39:15.083 --> 39:36.355 yeah well well that's very exciting and everybody out there let's hope you get the gift of of a dirty film for christmas what would be the best dirty film that you could receive oh man they're such big questions uh for spontaneous answers the best dirty film i could receive i couldn't describe it you know early afternoon on christmas eve let's get off the subject Adam it's christmas 39:36.815 --> 39:38.056 Christmas is all about filth. 39:38.456 --> 39:38.696 Is it? 39:39.356 --> 39:42.038 Yeah, they don't show any filth on TV nowadays. 39:42.478 --> 39:47.521 Yeah, but I'd say Christmas, out of all the national holidays, was not about filth. 39:47.821 --> 39:48.962 Easter's more about filth. 39:49.262 --> 39:50.022 You know, eggs. 39:50.663 --> 39:52.344 No, I'm just talking absolute rubbish. 39:52.384 --> 39:52.984 I'm sorry. 39:53.284 --> 39:55.085 Are you gonna watch The Grinch tomorrow? 39:55.125 --> 39:55.786 Have you seen The Grinch? 39:56.086 --> 39:56.566 The Grinch? 39:56.626 --> 39:57.326 Is it on tomorrow? 39:57.386 --> 39:57.587 Yeah. 39:58.907 --> 40:02.048 Yeah, I have seen The Grinch, but it made me want to die, so I won't be watching it again. 40:02.068 --> 40:02.628 Oh, really? 40:02.688 --> 40:03.428 I didn't mind it. 40:03.688 --> 40:05.748 No, everything that Reg Howard does, I hate. 40:06.008 --> 40:06.729 Reggie Howard? 40:06.769 --> 40:07.369 Reggie Howard. 40:07.629 --> 40:09.589 I know he's called Ron, but Reg suits him better. 40:10.149 --> 40:11.469 He's done some good things. 40:11.509 --> 40:11.930 No, he hasn't. 40:12.070 --> 40:13.270 Didn't you like Parenthood at all? 40:13.830 --> 40:14.330 Yeah, that's true. 40:14.350 --> 40:14.970 I like Parenthood. 40:14.990 --> 40:16.170 He did Night Shift as well, didn't he? 40:16.750 --> 40:17.191 And Splash. 40:17.291 --> 40:18.071 His early work's good. 40:18.211 --> 40:18.611 He lost it. 40:18.931 --> 40:20.091 Oh, man, the fire's gone out. 40:20.111 --> 40:21.031 What? 40:21.551 --> 40:22.191 Here, stoke it. 40:22.812 --> 40:23.252 Stoke it? 40:23.632 --> 40:24.072 Yeah, go on. 40:24.092 --> 40:24.572 Stoke. 40:25.623 --> 40:26.503 Whoa! 40:27.064 --> 40:27.444 Man. 40:27.544 --> 40:28.264 What are you doing? 40:28.384 --> 40:30.205 I think I put some gasoline on it. 40:30.285 --> 40:32.106 The bottle was labeled water. 40:32.787 --> 40:35.168 Why was I pouring water on it? 40:35.188 --> 40:36.428 Look, fill that bucket. 40:36.469 --> 40:36.669 Yeah. 40:37.009 --> 40:37.609 Pop it out. 40:37.629 --> 40:40.350 Oh, we're going to burn them. 40:41.591 --> 40:41.891 Oh, man. 40:41.971 --> 40:42.311 Jeepers. 40:42.371 --> 40:44.312 OK, we better take an ad break and clean up the studio. 40:44.353 --> 40:45.013 We'll be back shortly. 40:45.233 --> 40:45.313 XFL. 40:46.954 --> 40:47.694 Love music. 40:47.754 --> 40:48.455 Love music. 40:48.515 --> 40:49.435 Love music. 41:12.353 --> 41:12.953 XFM. 41:22.556 --> 41:23.837 This is Adam and Joe on XFM. 41:23.857 --> 41:24.957 It's our Christmas Eve show. 41:25.237 --> 41:28.559 And I'm going to test Adam on some of the crap commentaries we've had this year. 41:28.579 --> 41:31.119 Because there have been some brilliant ones, haven't there? 41:31.439 --> 41:32.220 Absolutely. 41:32.240 --> 41:33.780 Did you start doing this competition this year? 41:34.160 --> 41:35.061 Oh, I don't know. 41:35.121 --> 41:35.881 I think the year before. 41:36.481 --> 41:36.761 Was it? 41:36.801 --> 41:37.722 No, Lyla's saying it's this year. 41:37.782 --> 41:38.602 I don't know. 41:38.682 --> 41:39.482 They all blend into one. 41:39.502 --> 41:40.302 They all blend into one. 41:40.322 --> 41:41.563 Mainly because we only have three. 41:42.023 --> 41:46.845 So this is a chance for regular listeners to test their knowledge and add see how closely you've been listening. 41:46.885 --> 41:48.966 So let's have a listen to crap commentary number one. 41:49.006 --> 41:49.887 What film is this from? 41:49.907 --> 41:51.347 And who's speaking? 41:53.108 --> 41:53.889 Here comes that music. 41:56.270 --> 41:57.910 It's getting exciting now. 42:00.592 --> 42:01.432 Oh, here we go. 42:01.492 --> 42:02.553 It's getting exciting. 42:02.753 --> 42:05.054 Here comes the big music again. 42:05.294 --> 42:07.075 I'm singing again. 42:11.859 --> 42:12.176 Ha ha ha! 42:14.482 --> 42:15.082 So, who's that, Adam? 42:15.102 --> 42:15.502 Do you remember? 42:16.143 --> 42:16.963 Oh, no. 42:17.103 --> 42:17.723 Bum Bum Man. 42:17.763 --> 42:19.384 What was the most Bum Bum film of 2000? 42:20.144 --> 42:22.184 In fact, 2004, I think it was released. 42:23.285 --> 42:23.405 Oh. 42:23.465 --> 42:25.145 Bum Bum Bum, Bum Bum Bum. 42:25.185 --> 42:26.046 It's the producer. 42:26.066 --> 42:27.346 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I've got it. 42:27.366 --> 42:28.306 A big action adventure. 42:28.326 --> 42:29.187 Disaster movie. 42:29.307 --> 42:29.567 Yes. 42:30.487 --> 42:34.228 It's the day the water turned into ice blocks. 42:34.288 --> 42:35.508 The Day After Tomorrow, correct. 42:35.569 --> 42:40.350 That is the producer of The Day After Tomorrow, showing us quite why the film sucked as much as it did. 42:40.390 --> 42:41.190 Hey, stop. 42:41.370 --> 42:42.050 Will you stop? 42:42.070 --> 42:42.971 Hey, but it did, didn't it? 42:42.991 --> 42:43.511 I liked it. 42:43.911 --> 42:44.611 Okay, here's another one. 42:45.291 --> 42:47.732 Number two in my top three stupidest ever crap commentaries. 42:48.652 --> 42:51.253 What film is this taken from the commentary track of? 42:51.313 --> 42:51.953 Is that a sentence? 42:52.254 --> 42:53.234 It is now, here we go. 42:53.434 --> 42:54.254 Get hold of that, look. 42:54.714 --> 42:56.555 Bang on, banging, slag. 42:57.015 --> 42:58.315 Just love it though, look, what a film. 42:58.355 --> 42:59.436 Look, look at it, look. 42:59.776 --> 43:01.016 Look, look, what a crack. 43:01.036 --> 43:02.337 One more in the nut. 43:02.417 --> 43:03.157 I love this, look. 43:03.377 --> 43:03.877 Look at this, look. 43:03.897 --> 43:04.657 It's me, look. 43:05.077 --> 43:05.918 Love it, I love it. 43:06.158 --> 43:06.598 Love it, look. 43:06.678 --> 43:08.218 Bowling a bad white, giving it a big one. 43:08.238 --> 43:09.239 Look at the swagger on it, look. 43:09.279 --> 43:09.919 Look at the swagger. 43:09.999 --> 43:11.759 This is bang on this, tingles and everything. 43:11.839 --> 43:13.520 I'm the man, look at the thing and all, look, love it. 43:15.720 --> 43:17.041 Get on with that crash. 43:17.962 --> 43:18.962 I'm the man, look at the thing and all. 43:18.982 --> 43:21.264 Who's that then? 43:21.284 --> 43:22.445 Bish, bash, bosh, wallop, wallop. 43:22.485 --> 43:23.145 Brilliant, look at me. 43:23.165 --> 43:27.448 I don't remember the name of the actor, but I'm pretty sure that's from the Football Factory. 43:27.468 --> 43:28.849 That's correct, the Football Factory. 43:29.209 --> 43:31.691 Danny Dyer is the actor, Nick Love is the director. 43:32.151 --> 43:34.133 And there you go, another insight into their psychology. 43:34.173 --> 43:38.756 You could learn a lot about filmmakers from commentaries, but not necessarily the things that they want you to learn. 43:39.977 --> 43:41.778 Just listening to that gives me the willies, man. 43:41.838 --> 43:43.699 Bish, bash, bosh, look at me, look at the man doing a thing. 43:43.739 --> 43:44.179 Bish, bash. 43:45.941 --> 43:46.202 Brilliant. 43:46.222 --> 43:47.063 I wish I could talk like that. 43:47.323 --> 43:49.206 You should see their new film, The Business. 43:49.606 --> 43:50.207 Incredible. 43:50.628 --> 43:51.048 Is it good? 43:51.328 --> 43:53.071 Oh, well, in some ways, yeah. 43:53.311 --> 43:53.752 Amazing. 43:54.813 --> 43:55.454 I highly recommend it. 43:55.514 --> 43:57.757 OK, here's the number one stupidest crap commentary of all time. 43:57.817 --> 43:58.258 Who is this? 43:59.464 --> 44:00.065 No, yes. 44:00.445 --> 44:01.246 Yeah, stop it. 44:01.886 --> 44:03.027 Ah, oh dear. 44:03.287 --> 44:04.188 Yes. 44:04.248 --> 44:04.849 Stop talking. 44:04.909 --> 44:06.470 Shut up Oh ghostly. 44:07.091 --> 44:08.732 Oh, yes a bit of pouting. 44:08.992 --> 44:09.573 Look at my hair. 44:09.593 --> 44:13.156 You see you see curly nearly Oh now now I'm feeling it. 44:13.356 --> 44:17.719 I'm feeling it and oh, here we are But I'm being very flirty now and take off. 44:18.020 --> 44:19.421 Why does my eyebrow do that? 44:19.441 --> 44:19.481 Oh 44:22.161 --> 44:23.142 Oh, she's angry now. 44:23.842 --> 44:26.083 Come on, it's another extremely attractive woman. 44:26.143 --> 44:27.444 That's all I meant by that, Lila. 44:27.484 --> 44:29.265 Who is that, Adam Buxton? 44:29.365 --> 44:32.567 I would say that is, uh, Keira, uh, Keira Knightley. 44:32.587 --> 44:34.608 Keira Knightley, that's correct. 44:34.668 --> 44:35.968 Britain's foremost young actress. 44:35.988 --> 44:46.634 She's gonna be winning Oscars this year because, uh, or early next year because there's no other, no big female performances because Hollywood's sexist and her performance in Pride and Prejudice may well win her an Oscar. 44:47.214 --> 44:50.895 Which is an extraordinary thing for a girl whose head is full of cotton wool. 44:50.995 --> 44:53.336 What about Rachel Weisz, any constant gardener? 44:53.416 --> 44:55.197 Yeah, she's probably going to be nommed as well. 44:55.417 --> 44:56.257 Oh, my goodness gracious. 44:56.277 --> 44:56.838 Oh, my goodness. 44:56.878 --> 44:57.398 But there you go. 44:57.458 --> 45:00.819 That's an insight into what an evening with Keira Knightley would be like. 45:00.859 --> 45:01.299 Wow. 45:01.659 --> 45:02.359 I could tolerate it. 45:02.780 --> 45:04.840 That's a classic collection of commentary. 45:04.860 --> 45:05.401 Hey, thanks, man. 45:05.421 --> 45:07.801 Yeah, you know, I bet she's very nice. 45:08.021 --> 45:08.922 I'm sure she's lovely. 45:09.842 --> 45:10.042 Oh. 45:10.462 --> 45:11.803 Sorry, I'm thinking about it. 45:12.823 --> 45:32.560 thinking about it don't call her is I'm not thinking about I wasn't meaning that I was thinking about something else and I was calling that it she's lovely anyway this isn't this is getting a bit too on Christmas II so let's play some music hey yeah do you know what song really reminds me Christmas is it holiday in Cambodia by the Dead Kennedys no it's juice box by the strokes 45:43.001 --> 45:44.242 Ad, can you be bothered to do this show? 45:44.663 --> 45:45.604 No, not really. 45:45.624 --> 45:46.164 Neither can I. 46:04.232 --> 46:07.894 And that, Joe Cornish, is what they refer to as lady rock. 46:08.174 --> 46:09.134 Lady rock? 46:09.595 --> 46:13.897 Ladies love some rocking, but not too hard, otherwise they'll snap. 46:14.137 --> 46:15.057 Was that Katie Tunstall? 46:15.177 --> 46:15.478 It was. 46:15.518 --> 46:16.178 With Under the Weather? 46:16.338 --> 46:16.558 Yes. 46:16.758 --> 46:18.099 Is she called Katie or KT? 46:18.499 --> 46:19.279 She's called KT. 46:19.379 --> 46:20.420 What do they stand for? 46:21.000 --> 46:24.102 Christmas time with a K. Brilliant. 46:31.940 --> 46:33.400 Well, it's time for Jizzies in the Dark. 46:33.601 --> 46:40.683 It's the part of the show where Joe and myself battle it out to see who gets to play the final song of our two-hour stint here on Christmas Eve in our shack. 46:41.603 --> 46:42.603 And Joe, do you want to go first? 46:42.643 --> 46:47.565 Yeah, as it's Christmas Eve, we've got two Christmas-themed songs, and the theme is demented Christmas songs. 46:47.585 --> 46:54.407 Adam and I have been searching our considerable archives to find the stupidest, most idiotic Christmas songs we can find, and I've discovered yet another nugget. 46:54.927 --> 46:56.888 ...from the Star Wars archive. 46:57.188 --> 46:58.388 This is called Christmas in the Stars. 46:58.468 --> 47:00.269 It's sung by C-3PO and R2-D2. 47:00.289 --> 47:05.511 When I say sung, I mean spoken in a prissy robotic voice by Anthony Daniels. 47:05.551 --> 47:07.192 The guy's actually inside C-3PO. 47:07.952 --> 47:09.693 This was released around the time of the first film. 47:10.573 --> 47:12.314 Uh, and it's very stupid. 47:12.594 --> 47:14.895 So this is Lucas-sanctioned ephemera? 47:14.955 --> 47:17.036 This is official Star Wars ephemera, yeah. 47:17.736 --> 47:18.356 Oh my goodness. 47:18.396 --> 47:20.557 Uh, so it's a Christmas song sung by C-3PO and R-72. 47:20.577 --> 47:21.597 What more can I say? 47:21.657 --> 47:24.178 If you want to hear that, call 0-8-7-1-triple-two-one-o-four-nine. 47:24.218 --> 47:25.419 What have you got, Ab? 47:25.479 --> 47:28.400 Well, I'm not that confident, uh, this time. 47:28.420 --> 47:29.160 Oh, come on, this is good. 47:29.180 --> 47:30.281 I know what you've got, and this is good. 47:30.641 --> 47:31.841 Yeah, I've got some dogs. 47:32.602 --> 47:35.403 And, uh, the dogs, the dogs are singing. 47:35.543 --> 47:36.503 They're singing dogs. 47:36.603 --> 47:37.224 They're singing... 47:38.885 --> 47:39.485 Jingle Bells. 47:40.046 --> 47:41.328 Dogs singing Jingle Bells. 47:41.408 --> 47:42.289 When I say singing... 47:44.022 --> 47:45.984 Obviously, dogs can't sing. 47:46.384 --> 47:50.629 They can't sing, but it sounds the way that they... The way that the woofings come out. 47:50.729 --> 47:53.471 I'm not laughing because I find singing dogs hilarious. 47:53.571 --> 47:56.915 It's just the lameness of it that makes me laugh. 47:56.955 --> 47:59.777 They made the woofing sound like Jingle Bells. 47:59.797 --> 48:08.146 But listen, you were telling me earlier that this is actually recorded in the 50s, so they actually did go out and find all these dogs that could sing one note each song and then surprise them. 48:10.048 --> 48:11.169 spliced them together. 48:11.189 --> 48:14.913 They recorded some dogs but they changed the pitch. 48:14.933 --> 48:20.159 What more could you want than dogs singing jingling bells? 48:20.199 --> 48:21.541 You think they changed the pitch? 48:21.561 --> 48:21.641 Yeah. 48:24.183 --> 48:25.364 So it's the same work. 48:25.424 --> 48:29.325 There's almost nothing going on about it. 48:29.505 --> 48:30.066 So there we go. 48:30.126 --> 48:31.826 That's it for Diddy's in the Dock this week. 48:31.846 --> 48:38.849 08712221049, vote for dogs singing Jingle Bells or R2D2 and C3PO singing Christmas in the Stars. 48:39.269 --> 48:40.010 What a playoff! 48:40.030 --> 48:40.790 08712221049, call now! 48:40.970 --> 48:41.210 XF Fan. 48:41.250 --> 48:41.710 Love music. 48:41.730 --> 48:42.111 Love XF Fan. 49:11.817 --> 49:20.279 xfm xfm xfm xfm xfm xfm xfm xfm xfm xfm xfm xfm xfm xfm xfm xfm xfm xfm xfm 49:48.167 --> 49:49.132 She smoked you too 50:02.930 --> 50:06.451 Yes, it's time for Ditties in the Dock here in our Christmas shack. 50:06.911 --> 50:09.072 Yes, you're reaching us at the gut-wrenching climax. 50:09.112 --> 50:15.814 We've got five callers on the line and it's the cast of Star Wars C-3PO and R2D2 versus the Singing Dogs. 50:15.854 --> 50:18.575 What an extraordinary Christmas lineup for Ditties in the Dock. 50:18.635 --> 50:22.136 Two songs that surely everybody in the country is desperate to hear. 50:23.896 --> 50:25.457 So Lisa's on line one. 50:25.817 --> 50:26.357 Hello, Lisa. 50:26.797 --> 50:27.377 Hey. 50:27.577 --> 50:29.298 Hey, are you having a nice Christmas Eve? 50:29.638 --> 50:30.278 I am, thanks. 50:30.298 --> 50:30.918 For you guys. 50:31.018 --> 50:32.839 Yeah, we're having a lovely, lovely, lovely one. 50:32.859 --> 50:33.839 Have you wrapped all your prezzies? 50:34.399 --> 50:35.259 Yes, thank God. 50:35.559 --> 50:36.920 What are you giving? 50:36.940 --> 50:37.840 Have you got a boyfriend? 50:38.440 --> 50:38.900 No, I haven't. 50:38.920 --> 50:39.540 I'm single. 50:39.841 --> 50:40.181 Really? 50:40.441 --> 50:40.801 Yeah. 50:41.041 --> 50:42.601 I've saved loads of money this year. 50:42.801 --> 50:43.522 That's shocking. 50:43.582 --> 50:45.022 Were you made single recently? 50:45.851 --> 50:47.111 Um, about six months ago. 50:47.171 --> 50:47.851 Oh, well, that's okay. 50:47.891 --> 50:48.591 He didn't get rid of you. 50:48.631 --> 50:51.892 I mean, I'm assuming that... I'm not assuming that he got rid of you. 50:51.912 --> 50:52.032 Wow. 50:52.492 --> 50:55.713 I'm just saying that it's nice that it didn't all end before Christmas. 50:55.733 --> 50:55.793 Yes. 50:55.813 --> 50:57.873 I'm really not doing well here, am I? 50:58.633 --> 51:01.414 Lisa, I'll just ask you instead, what are you gonna vote for? 51:01.474 --> 51:04.334 Is it gonna be the Singing Dogs or Star Wars? 51:04.694 --> 51:06.054 It's gonna be Star Wars, I'm afraid, Adam. 51:06.074 --> 51:06.274 Of course. 51:06.375 --> 51:07.815 But you're a lady. 51:07.895 --> 51:08.735 Ladies love Star Wars. 51:08.755 --> 51:10.575 They love the robots, the shiny robots. 51:10.595 --> 51:11.175 Yeah. 51:11.395 --> 51:13.156 Ladies love cleaning, and the robots are so clean. 51:14.116 --> 51:14.936 Isn't that right, Lisa? 51:15.430 --> 51:17.594 Yes, go on then, that's right Joe, I'll let you have that one. 51:17.634 --> 51:24.224 Thanks so much for calling and holding on and everything Lisa, we're going to chug along because we're running out of time, but that's one mil to Cornish and we're going to go to Katie on line two. 51:24.244 --> 51:24.765 Hello Katie. 51:25.105 --> 51:25.606 Hello. 51:25.706 --> 51:26.287 Merry Christmas. 51:26.848 --> 51:27.589 Merry Christmas to you. 51:27.609 --> 51:28.992 Are you feeling all warm and Christmassy? 51:29.494 --> 51:30.895 I am, I've just made some mince pies. 51:31.075 --> 51:31.415 Have you? 51:31.435 --> 51:32.956 Yeah, they're yummy! 51:32.996 --> 51:34.136 You made them from scratch? 51:34.456 --> 51:35.937 Yes, from scratch, of course. 51:36.177 --> 51:36.537 Really? 51:37.138 --> 51:39.579 Why don't you use just like- Katie, you're a fantasist. 51:41.100 --> 51:43.881 I think you're sitting on the pavement- I swear I did, it's not that hard. 51:43.961 --> 51:47.163 Amongst some old plastic bags with a shopping trolley full of cans. 51:47.423 --> 51:51.485 Not even Jamie Oliver can make mince pies just like that, so stop lying. 51:51.685 --> 51:52.645 Katie, what are you voting for? 51:52.705 --> 51:54.226 Singing dogs or singing robots? 51:54.246 --> 51:55.467 Star Wars or Jingle Bells? 51:56.027 --> 51:56.828 The Singing Dogs? 51:56.988 --> 51:58.008 Yeah, absolutely. 51:58.028 --> 51:59.309 Dogs Singing Jingle Bells? 51:59.770 --> 52:00.190 Yeah. 52:00.370 --> 52:01.451 What sort of a woman are you? 52:02.131 --> 52:03.112 She's a very clever one. 52:03.192 --> 52:06.254 She understands that it's the kind of thing she will have never heard before. 52:06.474 --> 52:07.755 Oh, it's so tense on Christmas Eve. 52:07.795 --> 52:10.977 It's one all to start, one to Star Wars, one to the Singing Dogs. 52:11.017 --> 52:11.918 Thanks a lot, Katie. 52:11.978 --> 52:13.379 Hey, I've forgotten to give everybody albums. 52:13.439 --> 52:14.420 Katie, do you want an album? 52:14.880 --> 52:15.420 Oh, yes, please. 52:15.540 --> 52:20.644 Which would you prefer, The Darkness, The Soundtrack to Stoned, Embrace, Teenage Kicks or The Kooks? 52:22.880 --> 52:24.521 The what? 52:24.541 --> 52:24.962 The kooks. 52:25.062 --> 52:25.402 Well done. 52:25.442 --> 52:27.684 That's going to be... Well, I've never heard of the kooks. 52:27.704 --> 52:28.525 Has anyone heard of the kooks? 52:28.545 --> 52:29.165 You just said them. 52:29.465 --> 52:30.866 Yes, they're hot and they're new. 52:30.926 --> 52:31.147 All right. 52:31.227 --> 52:31.427 OK. 52:31.447 --> 52:32.107 Well, you're getting the kooks. 52:32.127 --> 52:33.288 Thanks very much for calling, Katie. 52:33.308 --> 52:34.089 Thank you. 52:34.189 --> 52:34.369 Nick. 52:34.389 --> 52:34.890 Hello, Nick. 52:35.770 --> 52:36.371 Hey, how's it going? 52:36.711 --> 52:37.111 Very well. 52:37.151 --> 52:37.612 How are you doing? 52:38.212 --> 52:38.492 Good. 52:38.833 --> 52:39.473 Thanks for holding on. 52:39.493 --> 52:40.394 Merry Christmas and all that. 52:40.694 --> 52:41.775 Merry Christmas to you too. 52:41.835 --> 52:41.955 Yeah. 52:41.995 --> 52:42.956 Where are you, Nick? 52:43.617 --> 52:45.798 I'm in the O2 centre doing some last minute shopping. 52:45.818 --> 52:47.039 That is very last minute. 52:48.260 --> 52:48.881 Is Santa there? 52:49.905 --> 52:51.506 Uh, you think he's making himself scared? 52:51.766 --> 52:51.966 Is he? 52:52.046 --> 52:52.366 Is he? 52:52.466 --> 52:54.466 He's probably in his grotto doing grotty things. 52:55.587 --> 52:56.287 Adam, help me speak. 52:56.347 --> 52:57.547 He's probably in the Santa Center. 52:57.747 --> 52:58.867 The Santa Center? 52:59.208 --> 53:03.689 Uh, so Nick, I'm gonna take a wild guess and say that you're gonna vote for Star Wars. 53:04.669 --> 53:05.989 I am gonna vote for Star Wars, yes. 53:06.009 --> 53:06.770 I knew it! 53:06.790 --> 53:08.050 Have you ever heard this song before, Nick? 53:09.169 --> 53:12.112 I vaguely, as a very young child, I think I heard it. 53:12.332 --> 53:12.632 Really? 53:12.672 --> 53:16.355 And you know it's C3PO and R2D2 singing about Christmas? 53:16.916 --> 53:17.076 Yes. 53:17.536 --> 53:19.878 Wow, well you're a very clever man and well done voting for it. 53:19.918 --> 53:20.499 Which album do you want? 53:20.519 --> 53:22.601 Teenage Kick, Stoned, Embrace or The Darkness? 53:22.921 --> 53:23.902 The Darkness album, please. 53:23.922 --> 53:25.043 What are you playing at? 53:25.563 --> 53:26.384 He loves The Rock. 53:26.404 --> 53:27.445 Do you really love The Darkness? 53:27.925 --> 53:28.465 Have you heard it? 53:28.746 --> 53:29.967 Well, I thought they were officially over. 53:30.638 --> 53:31.338 Oh, well, you know. 53:31.538 --> 53:33.579 I thought the government had announced that no one was interested anymore. 53:34.199 --> 53:35.499 Well, don't listen to the government. 53:35.719 --> 53:37.040 Well, you're quite right, Tony Blair. 53:37.420 --> 53:37.740 Exactly. 53:38.140 --> 53:38.960 George Bush's poodle. 53:38.980 --> 53:40.500 Thanks very much, George Bush's poodle. 53:40.520 --> 53:41.261 Thanks, Nick. 53:41.281 --> 53:42.381 Thanks for making your call, Nick. 53:42.401 --> 53:43.021 Happy Christmas. 53:43.121 --> 53:44.761 So it's 2-1 to Star Wars. 53:44.841 --> 53:46.142 Man, I need another post. 53:46.202 --> 53:47.242 You need those singing dogs. 53:47.322 --> 53:48.702 Come on, the singing dogs. 53:48.762 --> 53:49.502 Listen to me. 53:49.542 --> 53:50.203 Simon, are you there? 53:50.503 --> 53:50.983 Hello. 53:51.183 --> 53:51.943 Hi, Adam and Joe. 53:52.023 --> 53:52.523 Hello. 53:52.563 --> 53:53.823 Hey, Simon, thanks for hanging on everything. 53:53.863 --> 53:54.644 Merry Christmas Eve. 53:55.064 --> 53:56.484 Yeah, Merry Christmas Eve to you. 53:56.524 --> 54:00.025 So listen, before we announce what your... Have you got the dogs lined up, Adam? 54:00.475 --> 54:00.855 Yeah, boy. 54:00.995 --> 54:05.298 Shouldn't you tease the dog so he knows what... Otherwise it's just going to go to Star Wars. 54:05.358 --> 54:05.538 No. 54:06.079 --> 54:06.839 Lyders saying no. 54:06.919 --> 54:07.580 Don't tease the dogs. 54:07.680 --> 54:07.760 OK. 54:07.800 --> 54:09.801 We're not going to tease the dogs in case you change your mind, Simon. 54:09.821 --> 54:10.201 What do you want? 54:10.601 --> 54:10.862 Yeah, no. 54:10.902 --> 54:12.102 It's got to be Star Wars, mate. 54:12.363 --> 54:13.523 It's got to be C-3PO and R-3D2. 54:13.543 --> 54:15.104 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 54:15.204 --> 54:15.905 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 54:15.985 --> 54:16.905 Are you a big Star Wars fan? 54:17.346 --> 54:17.946 Definitely. 54:18.426 --> 54:18.787 You know what? 54:18.827 --> 54:21.889 I think one of my New Year's resolutions is to just give up Star Wars. 54:22.549 --> 54:23.049 Oh, wait. 54:23.209 --> 54:24.670 I've just realised I've been beaten. 54:25.791 --> 54:25.891 Oh, 3-0. 54:25.911 --> 54:26.051 Yeah. 54:28.368 --> 54:34.431 You see I was so complacent I was I knew I was gonna win it didn't even mean anything to me who can you know dogs versus? 54:34.731 --> 54:36.872 Robots robots will win every time Simon. 54:36.892 --> 54:38.112 Thanks very much for your call. 54:38.132 --> 54:38.873 Thank you very much. 54:38.993 --> 54:41.614 Happy Christmas album Do you want Teenage Kicks stoned or embrace? 54:42.474 --> 54:45.295 Oh, it's not the stones. 54:45.355 --> 54:45.975 It's stoned. 54:45.995 --> 54:47.876 Well, it's kind of stones relate. 54:47.896 --> 54:49.457 Yes the film about the stones 54:50.117 --> 54:50.797 Oh, yeah, go on then. 54:50.817 --> 54:51.458 Yeah, yeah, go on. 54:51.478 --> 54:51.938 That's brilliant. 54:51.958 --> 54:52.358 It's brilliant. 54:52.378 --> 54:52.798 You can have it. 54:52.818 --> 54:53.178 There we go. 54:53.198 --> 54:54.399 Thanks a lot for calling. 54:54.939 --> 54:55.539 So there we go. 54:55.579 --> 54:55.880 Yes, Simon. 54:55.900 --> 54:56.380 Happy Christmas. 54:56.420 --> 55:00.161 What a great Christmas present for me, Joe Cornish, and a lump of coal for Adam Buxton. 55:00.221 --> 55:00.822 Yeah, well. 55:00.842 --> 55:01.922 And his singing dogs. 55:01.982 --> 55:02.703 Why did you bring that in? 55:05.124 --> 55:07.084 Who would expect singing dogs? 55:07.145 --> 55:08.625 Can we just hear a bit of the singing dogs? 55:08.785 --> 55:09.245 Yeah, come on. 55:09.285 --> 55:10.546 Let's have a quick listen. 55:11.206 --> 55:12.127 You know what? 55:21.736 --> 55:22.698 I'm pretty embarrassed. 55:22.738 --> 55:25.922 I'm embarrassed that I brought that in. 55:25.942 --> 55:27.705 You should do better than that, Adam Buxton. 55:28.145 --> 55:31.009 That's a slur on your reputation. 55:31.450 --> 55:33.332 But as we said before, those are genuine dogs. 55:33.352 --> 55:34.194 They're not sample dogs. 55:34.394 --> 55:35.776 Yeah, but they have been sampled, Adam. 55:35.816 --> 55:36.377 It was made in the 50s. 55:36.397 --> 55:36.497 Yeah. 55:39.080 --> 55:43.806 So this is C-3PO and R2-D2 singing Christmas in Star Wars, released in 1978. 56:03.646 --> 56:10.008 Christmas in the stars, Christmas in the stars, what a merry Christmas this will be. 56:10.128 --> 56:16.830 Christmas in the stars, out among the stars, lighting up a Christmas tree. 56:16.850 --> 56:21.471 Come on everybody, let's sing. 56:33.366 --> 56:35.808 Go on, how could you ask a question like that? 56:35.828 --> 56:38.170 Of course I'm getting ready for Christmas! 56:38.290 --> 56:40.091 It's all right here on my list! 56:42.306 --> 56:48.510 I've got mistletoe and potty, I've got peppermints and lollipops, and twenty different kinds of chocolate bars. 56:48.770 --> 56:55.014 Everyone will be delighted, even I am quite excited, getting ready for Christmas in the stars. 56:55.054 --> 56:57.815 Yes, Otto, of course it's terrific. 56:58.016 --> 57:01.558 When there's more, everyone will have a cookie. 57:01.638 --> 57:04.239 I bought extra for the cookie. 57:04.359 --> 57:07.001 I just hope that everybody can be here. 57:08.496 --> 57:13.798 If we all have marked the date, and if none of them is late, we'll have our greatest of Christmases this year! 57:13.818 --> 57:15.218 Two moons above us, we'll see them grow! 57:15.318 --> 57:32.783 As we go slurring in the evening on a blue and frozen sky! 57:32.843 --> 57:34.584 Why is that droid floating? 57:34.944 --> 57:35.504 Because you! 57:43.135 --> 57:46.778 We're not ready by Christmas, as the laws will be dubious. 57:47.679 --> 57:48.419 I agree, R2. 57:48.479 --> 57:49.560 We had better help them. 57:49.940 --> 57:51.822 Oh, perhaps Chewie can help, too. 57:52.082 --> 57:54.264 Watch out, Carmine! 57:54.384 --> 57:57.867 Before, you are under the cool tone! 58:04.738 --> 58:23.289 Christmas in the stars, Christmas in the stars What a merry Christmas this will be Christmas in the stars, up among the stars What a merry, merry Christmas A merry, merry Christmas this will be 58:38.693 --> 58:39.793 Christmas indeed. 58:43.094 --> 58:43.654 What is that? 58:44.395 --> 58:46.655 That, my silly friend, is the sound of bells. 58:48.396 --> 58:55.498 There we go, that was C3PO and R2D2 singing Christmas in the Stars from the 1978 record Star Wars Christmas or something like that. 58:55.558 --> 58:57.039 Isn't that strange and hilarious? 58:58.706 --> 58:58.966 Yeah. 58:59.766 --> 59:04.568 And I sincerely hope that you are going to swear off comedy Star Wars stuff in 2006. 59:04.808 --> 59:06.629 That can be your New Year's resolution. 59:07.069 --> 59:08.150 It will make it so. 59:08.210 --> 59:08.890 I will make it so. 59:09.170 --> 59:09.450 OK. 59:09.610 --> 59:10.050 Excellent. 59:10.330 --> 59:12.831 Well, listen, Joe Cornish, thank you very much for all your gift. 59:12.851 --> 59:14.192 It's been an amazing Christmas Eve. 59:14.432 --> 59:15.592 Hey, thanks for yours, Adam. 59:15.672 --> 59:18.153 But thanks most of all to our listeners, everyone who's listened all year. 59:18.193 --> 59:20.934 Or if you've just listened to this show, probably won't be listening again. 59:21.355 --> 59:23.315 But it's been lovely to have you. 59:23.375 --> 59:25.056 And hey, a very Merry Christmas to everybody. 59:25.396 --> 59:26.078 Yeah, exactly. 59:26.479 --> 59:27.381 And a happy new year. 59:27.441 --> 59:27.882 We'll see you in 2006. 59:27.922 --> 59:28.483 See you next year. 59:28.503 --> 59:28.624 Bye!