WEBVTT 00:08.325 --> 00:11.207 Jack Johnson, sitting, waiting, wishing. 00:11.367 --> 00:12.989 This is Adam and Joe on XFM. 00:13.309 --> 00:14.250 Hello, listeners, welcome. 00:14.390 --> 00:17.793 We're with you for the next, er, two hours, one hour and fifty-five minutes. 00:17.933 --> 00:26.239 We've got great music, prizes, competitions, and a terrible twist to the last half hour of the show, cos Adam is saying he's gotta go to a christening, right, Adam? 00:26.579 --> 00:27.861 My godson is being christened. 00:27.941 --> 00:28.981 Oh my godson. 00:29.202 --> 00:29.962 Oh my godson. 00:29.982 --> 00:30.903 Oh my godson. 00:30.923 --> 00:33.245 Er, is it being christened at two-thirty? 00:33.405 --> 00:35.767 No, at three o'clock, so I- So you've gotta leave at two-thirty? 00:35.787 --> 00:35.947 Yeah. 00:36.127 --> 00:37.388 That's your story, right? 00:37.548 --> 00:38.189 That's my story. 00:38.929 --> 00:40.230 The truth is- What is the truth? 00:40.450 --> 00:44.093 I'm going out to the pub, and I'm meeting Santa. 00:44.293 --> 00:44.994 I don't believe that. 00:45.254 --> 00:45.614 Do you not? 00:45.694 --> 00:46.675 I think I know the real truth. 00:46.775 --> 00:47.376 What is the truth? 00:47.516 --> 00:48.377 You are Santa! 00:49.157 --> 00:51.439 You killed him, like Tim Allen in the Santa Claus. 00:51.459 --> 00:51.679 Shut up, man. 00:51.999 --> 00:52.320 Shut up. 00:52.360 --> 00:54.041 He was delivering presents to your house. 00:54.121 --> 00:55.322 He slipped and fell off the roof. 00:55.782 --> 00:59.585 And now, thanks to the Santa Claus, you have to become Santa. 01:00.486 --> 01:01.126 Yeah, alright. 01:01.146 --> 01:01.587 Is that right? 01:01.607 --> 01:02.367 Yes, that's what happened. 01:02.387 --> 01:02.768 Do the noise. 01:04.867 --> 01:06.789 There you go, the Tim Allen noise, do it again. 01:08.271 --> 01:10.954 I rest my case, you are Tim Allen, you are Santa. 01:10.994 --> 01:12.095 Damn that Santa Claus. 01:13.577 --> 01:17.562 So there we go, so Adam will be leaving at 2.30 and we don't really know what we're going to do about Ditties in the Dock. 01:17.602 --> 01:19.324 Yeah we do, we're going to have an epic play-off. 01:19.844 --> 01:20.144 OK. 01:20.224 --> 01:20.484 Yeah. 01:20.985 --> 01:24.706 You know, like, songs that are really slightly too long to play on the radio, usually. 01:24.806 --> 01:25.026 Right. 01:25.046 --> 01:28.208 Er, things like Stairway to Heaven and Bohemian Rhapsody, that kind of thing. 01:28.288 --> 01:29.388 And you've chosen one already? 01:29.508 --> 01:30.248 I've chosen one already. 01:30.269 --> 01:31.169 I won't tell you what it is yet. 01:31.389 --> 01:33.230 OK, so here's our first task for the listeners. 01:33.270 --> 01:38.912 Listeners, help me, Joe Cornish, er, pick a song that will beat Adam Buxton in an epic Ditties play-off. 01:39.112 --> 01:39.312 Yeah. 01:39.352 --> 01:40.673 So, what's the definition again? 01:40.713 --> 01:41.313 Long songs? 01:41.493 --> 01:45.495 Well, they don't necessarily have to be long, but something, you know, something that- Something of an epic quality. 01:45.775 --> 01:49.821 an epic quality, paranoid android by Radiohead, Stairway to Heaven. 01:49.841 --> 01:53.566 Can we define it any more, other than epic quality and length? 01:54.608 --> 01:56.030 A sort of operatic nature to it. 01:56.610 --> 02:01.177 Possibly, doesn't have to be operatic, but just something that probably is going to be a little bit long. 02:01.417 --> 02:01.977 Help me, listeners. 02:02.037 --> 02:03.519 Text 83XFM. 02:03.559 --> 02:05.220 If I choose your choice, we'll give you a prize. 02:05.240 --> 02:08.022 We need something to beat your record and- and- beat Adam's record. 02:08.182 --> 02:09.583 Any clues as to what you've chosen? 02:10.183 --> 02:19.030 I've chosen, uh, a track by a band who had a film made about them with a dreadful, annoying actor playing the lead. 02:19.310 --> 02:20.411 I think I know what that could be. 02:21.171 --> 02:30.759 Please help me text 83XFM or email or even call 0871221 049 if you've got an idea for a song that could beat Adam, it's got to be the ultimate epic really, an unbeatable epic rock song. 02:30.899 --> 02:32.620 Something we might have here at XFM as well. 02:32.720 --> 02:34.021 I think we've got a few lying around. 02:34.041 --> 02:36.203 So no requests for Trapped in the Closet by R. Kelly. 02:36.303 --> 02:39.785 Because that is the most epic song ever recorded of course. 02:40.106 --> 02:40.306 Yeah. 02:40.406 --> 02:42.728 If you strung it all together, how long would it be? 02:43.448 --> 02:44.569 All the sections. 02:44.829 --> 02:46.529 Well, it's 12, 3 minutes, isn't it? 02:46.549 --> 02:47.830 So it's 30, 30, whatever that is. 02:47.850 --> 02:49.731 Have you listened to it from start to finish? 02:49.751 --> 02:50.371 30, whatever that is. 02:50.391 --> 02:53.312 Sort of a maths equation, is that what? 02:53.352 --> 02:54.353 Have you listened to the whole thing? 02:54.373 --> 02:54.713 Of course I have. 02:54.733 --> 02:55.333 Of course I have. 02:55.373 --> 02:55.713 Wow. 02:56.114 --> 02:56.374 Yeah. 02:56.794 --> 03:01.496 But listen, uh, listeners, the other thing we're doing is playing movie lingo bingo in about probably 20 minutes. 03:01.656 --> 03:01.816 Yeah. 03:01.856 --> 03:02.857 And it's a very easy one. 03:02.897 --> 03:05.878 In fact, it's so easy, I think we should just get children to enter. 03:06.198 --> 03:30.295 really yeah so if you're listening with a child so what constitutes a child these days your honor someone under 18 someone under um 16 unless it's got to be under 16 under 16s all right so under 16s only entering movie lingo bingo so you have to sound a bit childish otherwise yeah that's right children or or people who sound very childish yeah yeah like nancy what's her name who does bart simpson's voice she could enter yes nancy cartwright 03:30.455 --> 03:30.675 Yeah. 03:30.956 --> 03:34.440 Any woman employed, uh, voicing a child on a cartoon. 03:34.500 --> 03:35.922 Hey, did you see the comedy awards? 03:35.962 --> 03:37.184 Did you see, um... Yes. 03:37.564 --> 03:38.065 What's his name? 03:38.646 --> 03:39.207 Uh, maybe not. 03:39.527 --> 03:41.249 I can never remember his name. 03:41.269 --> 03:42.471 The guy that plays Homer Simpson. 03:43.012 --> 03:43.773 Dan Castanella. 03:43.993 --> 03:44.474 Castanella. 03:44.514 --> 03:44.974 Castanella. 03:45.235 --> 03:46.076 Castanella. 03:46.416 --> 03:46.837 No, I didn't. 03:46.897 --> 03:47.317 What did he say? 03:47.377 --> 03:47.738 What did he do? 03:47.918 --> 04:03.218 he did a funny speech it was really funny I wish I should have recorded it shall we play a record and talk about it because we don't want to overload the listeners with stuff no no we've already requested help with ditties and kids to enter movie lingo bingo okay let's play some music and then we can chat more okay here's see girls 04:19.320 --> 04:20.140 That's Sigur Rós. 04:20.160 --> 04:24.941 Whenever you talk about Sigur Rós, if you're a journalist and you're writing an article, you've always got to use the word glacial. 04:25.982 --> 04:30.163 Every time anybody writes about them, they're always described as glacial because they're from... Iceland? 04:30.383 --> 04:31.564 And they've got glaciers. 04:32.344 --> 04:33.185 Steve Laughs Steve Laughs 04:49.068 --> 05:06.361 and like lemmings they proceed towards a cliff edge and the music builds and builds and builds and you think they're all gonna fall off the cliff but they don't they fly oh they fly through the air like peter pan children my goodness i was worried when you were talking they were going to die it's glacial glacial 05:06.621 --> 05:30.996 there we go this is element joe on xfm london's 104.9 how come you missed the comedy awards man i didn't i sky-plussed it but i only watched Jonathan Ross's uh monologue with some terribly risque jokes they always are yeah and then i switched off because um i've seen enough of Ricky Gervais's winning awards was he winning any or was he giving them away um he didn't win as many as people thought he was going to i just know what that looks like now 05:31.596 --> 05:31.796 Yeah. 05:32.316 --> 05:34.918 Amanda, we need to meet him with, er, The Thick of It. 05:35.238 --> 05:36.398 Thick of It won over extras. 05:36.598 --> 05:37.459 Oh, well done, Thick of It. 05:37.499 --> 05:38.279 Yeah, fantastic. 05:38.819 --> 05:41.561 And, er, Festival was the surprise movie win. 05:41.581 --> 05:41.621 No. 05:41.841 --> 05:42.141 Yeah. 05:42.441 --> 05:42.841 Wow. 05:42.861 --> 05:45.803 It was the film with the unsexiest sex scenes ever filmed. 05:46.303 --> 05:47.083 I haven't seen it yet. 05:47.443 --> 05:48.064 Mmm. 05:48.084 --> 05:48.984 I'm really keen to see it. 05:49.044 --> 05:49.745 It'll make you celibate. 05:50.205 --> 05:50.945 OK, good. 05:51.385 --> 05:52.966 I need to be- I need to become celibate. 05:53.766 --> 05:56.488 Erm, and, er, let's see, how was the rest of your week? 05:57.472 --> 05:58.192 me personally. 05:58.252 --> 05:58.352 Yeah. 05:58.653 --> 05:59.273 Fine, thanks, Ad. 05:59.693 --> 05:59.933 Good. 06:00.153 --> 06:01.534 Yeah, it went very well indeed. 06:01.754 --> 06:03.695 Um, I watched Space Cadets last night. 06:03.735 --> 06:05.455 I don't know if anybody out there watched Space Cadets as well. 06:05.475 --> 06:05.615 Oh, yeah. 06:05.655 --> 06:06.416 So, the conclusion. 06:06.636 --> 06:09.477 The conclusion to the grand, uh, reality TV experiment. 06:09.697 --> 06:09.997 Right. 06:10.057 --> 06:17.000 And I don't know what people out there think, but I still can't work out whether it's really cruel and horrible or whether it was just harmless fun. 06:17.200 --> 06:21.922 I saw Johnny Vaughan, um, trying to convince them that they had experienced something wonderful. 06:22.202 --> 06:22.462 Yeah. 06:22.702 --> 06:23.563 Uh, with the logic that- A laugh. 06:23.803 --> 06:24.323 It's a laugh. 06:24.363 --> 06:25.924 It's a laugh, but he was trying to say to them, 06:26.784 --> 06:32.346 You know, you've had an experience that I'll never have because you genuinely believed that you were looking at the Earth from space. 06:33.306 --> 06:39.228 And even if it turned out to be a lie, that moment when you really believed it must have been amazing and I'll never have that. 06:39.628 --> 06:41.428 You know, that's the third thing we can ask our listeners. 06:41.448 --> 06:44.289 We've already got them helping us with helping me with ditties. 06:45.210 --> 06:47.330 We're gathering up kids to enter movie lingo bingo. 06:47.570 --> 06:49.351 But also, do you think space cadets was wrong? 06:50.111 --> 07:14.891 do you think it was it there was some fundamentally evil because i tell you what my girlfriend who's obviously lovely uh can't watch it because she feels too bad she feels it's essentially cruel and just nasty to make people think they're in space she swears at charlie skelton she swears at vaughan yeah and then whenever uh little what's-his-name is he called paul or billy blow the torch like that i've never been on such a nutty space-based thing in my life 07:15.888 --> 07:16.728 he said last night. 07:16.769 --> 07:17.189 What's he called? 07:17.209 --> 07:17.969 He's either Paul or Billy. 07:17.989 --> 07:19.330 I think he's called Billy. 07:19.530 --> 07:20.991 Is he an actor or a real contestant? 07:21.391 --> 07:22.651 No, he's a real contestant. 07:23.072 --> 07:25.133 And he's the sweetest man like this. 07:25.173 --> 07:27.754 He looks a bit like Richard Bacon with a slightly chubbier face. 07:28.434 --> 07:33.617 And I've lost my train of thought now because I've gone slightly hyperventilating doing that voice. 07:33.697 --> 07:34.757 But he was having a lovely time. 07:34.777 --> 07:35.437 Oh, he's so sweet. 07:35.478 --> 07:37.198 And my girlfriend, she loves him. 07:37.358 --> 07:38.979 She thinks he's the cleverest guy in the world. 07:39.019 --> 07:39.379 And you know what? 07:39.439 --> 07:40.080 I think she's right. 07:40.180 --> 07:40.320 Yeah. 07:40.720 --> 07:44.181 I've concluded she's right, cos there was an atmosphere of shame last night. 07:44.201 --> 07:54.824 Everyone was trying to, you know, to use that appalling phrase, pick it up, and, er, approach the thing with some bravado and excitement, but there was a general, stinky atmosphere of I'd rather not be here. 07:55.004 --> 07:57.525 Just let the membership run away and hide. 07:57.625 --> 08:01.546 I also saw Johnny Vaughan trying to conjure some enthusiasm by saying, come on, remember the money! 08:02.046 --> 08:03.126 And they all went, yay! 08:03.306 --> 08:05.387 In fact, look, I made a note of what they said. 08:06.267 --> 08:22.175 Er, Billy, who was taking it all very, very seriously, he was kind of a sort of good-looking Tom Cruise type, and he was very sincere, he was writing poems about the planet Earth and stuff, when the hoax was revealed, he said, ìAh, this is embarrassing, weíve been bummed.î I thought thatís a good way of putting it, you have been bummed. 08:22.695 --> 08:23.516 You have been bummed. 08:23.556 --> 08:28.678 Ricky and Steve laugh Ricky and Steve laugh Ricky and Steve laugh Ricky and Steve laugh Ricky and Steve laugh Ricky and Steve laugh 08:32.614 --> 08:36.740 so she was just- she genuinely wanted to be an astronaut so she- her heart snapped. 08:37.140 --> 08:37.240 Oh no. 08:37.260 --> 08:38.322 For the pleasure of millions. 08:38.822 --> 08:41.786 And then- and then Billy or Paul or whatever his name is, that bloke! 08:42.578 --> 08:45.539 Er, he is gonna, I think, be the most robust out of all of them. 08:45.859 --> 08:52.101 He's gonna be fine, cos his reaction was, while the other two were getting very depressed, his reaction was, come on, guys, just face the music and smile. 08:52.381 --> 08:52.921 Face the music. 08:53.161 --> 08:53.461 Smile. 08:53.681 --> 08:54.321 How's my hair looking? 08:54.641 --> 08:55.302 He's a star. 08:55.402 --> 08:55.962 He's a star. 08:56.002 --> 08:57.482 That, that, nothing beats positivity. 08:57.582 --> 08:58.042 Yeah, there you go. 08:58.062 --> 08:58.542 Do you know what I mean? 08:58.562 --> 09:03.064 All you have to say is, smile, be bright, let it be water off a duck's back, and no one can get you. 09:03.344 --> 09:03.484 Yep. 09:04.764 --> 09:05.825 But yeah, what do you think, listeners? 09:06.005 --> 09:07.847 Was Space Cadets cruel, essentially? 09:08.207 --> 09:10.509 Or did you just enjoy laughing at other people's misfortune? 09:10.589 --> 09:11.970 I did both, and I feel dirty. 09:12.030 --> 09:13.271 It's not total misfortune, though, is it? 09:13.291 --> 09:15.072 Because they have made some money and been on television. 09:15.092 --> 09:18.415 They've made 25 grand, but they will be mocked as idiots in the street forever. 09:18.435 --> 09:18.955 No, surely not. 09:18.995 --> 09:19.355 Do you think? 09:19.596 --> 09:23.579 Johnny Vaughn at the end said, if you meet these people in the street, salute them as the heroes they are. 09:23.599 --> 09:28.542 Yeah, that's- And that was just, you know, to limit the collateral damage from people shouting, Oi! 09:29.483 --> 09:30.185 Biscuit! 09:30.646 --> 09:32.431 Whatever they're gonna shout in the street. 09:32.491 --> 09:32.811 Loser! 09:32.932 --> 09:33.954 Luna Loser! 09:34.536 --> 09:36.921 Anyway, here are the cousin chiefs. 09:55.268 --> 09:55.889 Oh, me ears. 09:56.489 --> 09:57.850 Uh, band of the year, surely. 09:57.891 --> 09:58.611 Don't you reckon, Joe? 09:58.711 --> 09:59.292 Oh, absolutely. 09:59.352 --> 10:00.133 Absolutely. 10:00.173 --> 10:00.633 The Chiefs. 10:00.673 --> 10:01.234 The Chiefs. 10:01.334 --> 10:01.974 The Kaiser's. 10:02.194 --> 10:02.975 With Oh My God. 10:03.315 --> 10:08.900 Now, we have got movie lingo bingo coming up very shortly, and we're trying to get, um, children to take part in it this week. 10:08.921 --> 10:09.001 Yes. 10:09.021 --> 10:09.821 We're gonna do it live. 10:09.841 --> 10:13.244 Uh, we're just gonna get the contestant on, and then play the clip, because it's that easy. 10:13.585 --> 10:13.785 Right. 10:13.965 --> 10:14.205 You reckon? 10:14.225 --> 10:14.325 Yeah. 10:14.345 --> 10:14.585 I think. 10:14.826 --> 10:16.627 I'd probably be very wrong and it'll be difficult. 10:16.707 --> 10:18.148 We've got some good prizes to give away. 10:18.288 --> 10:20.949 Basically, I think we're gonna put the youngest person that calls in on. 10:21.209 --> 10:22.290 I think that's the way we should do it. 10:22.310 --> 10:22.430 Right. 10:22.690 --> 10:24.331 They should have a parent accompanying them, though. 10:24.632 --> 10:26.813 Cos if they're very young, they might not be able to speak. 10:27.313 --> 10:27.613 Oh, yes. 10:27.653 --> 10:31.576 No, you should probably get permission to call or whatever they say on kids' TV shows. 10:31.896 --> 10:32.917 Ask parents' permission. 10:33.237 --> 10:34.157 Er, before you call. 10:34.337 --> 10:38.520 And Lila, our producer, will answer the phone and she'll talk to you in a quite patronising way. 10:38.660 --> 10:40.660 But the prizes are, um, what is this? 10:41.341 --> 10:41.941 Operation? 10:42.721 --> 10:44.001 Yeah, just the game Operation. 10:44.421 --> 10:44.962 Everyone knows that. 10:44.982 --> 10:45.602 It's a big game. 10:45.742 --> 10:46.262 It's a massive game. 10:46.282 --> 10:50.103 It's fantastic and it goes buzz when you touch people's intestinal walls. 10:50.783 --> 10:53.304 And, uh, Cebuteo, Dream Team Stadium. 10:53.584 --> 10:57.404 Maybe not perfect for a girl, uh, but maybe that's a sexist attitude. 10:57.625 --> 10:59.185 Well- Maybe girls these days like Cebuteo. 10:59.205 --> 11:00.945 Girls these days, you know, there's no telling. 11:01.065 --> 11:02.666 But you know what, it's the Dream Team Stadium. 11:02.866 --> 11:03.286 Listen to that. 11:04.662 --> 11:05.183 it rattles. 11:05.503 --> 11:06.464 It's heavy. 11:06.544 --> 11:07.264 It's got stuff in it. 11:07.685 --> 11:10.587 So that's two, er, massive board games worth at least, what would you say? 11:10.607 --> 11:11.588 £100 each? 11:11.608 --> 11:11.588 £1,000? 11:11.628 --> 11:11.788 £1,000 each. 11:12.369 --> 11:14.210 No, probably about £20. 11:14.290 --> 11:17.353 We've also got some copies of the Adam and Joe DVD to give away. 11:17.813 --> 11:19.235 We'll throw in an Adam and Joe DVD, yes. 11:20.896 --> 11:21.877 the Adam and Jo show. 11:21.917 --> 11:29.945 And I tell you what, we'll throw in Merry Christmas, Mr. Lawrence, uh, starring Tom Conti, Ruichi Sakamoto and Jack Thompson, because kids love Japanese prison camps. 11:30.025 --> 11:30.805 And David Bowie. 11:30.906 --> 11:31.606 And David Bowie. 11:31.626 --> 11:35.310 There's nothing the under-15s like more than Japanese prison camps. 11:35.450 --> 11:37.231 Favourite line from Merry Christmas, Mr. Lawrence? 11:37.932 --> 11:38.813 Ah, what a funny face. 11:39.293 --> 11:40.094 Beautiful eyes, though. 11:40.194 --> 11:40.535 Yeah. 11:41.195 --> 11:41.736 Yeah, that one. 11:42.236 --> 11:45.878 Ok, let's take a break, we'll play some music and then we'll come back with movie. 11:45.898 --> 11:47.339 Hey, lingo bingo, yes. 11:47.579 --> 11:47.959 The number? 11:47.979 --> 11:48.359 0 8 7 1 triple 2 1 0 4 9. 11:49.140 --> 11:50.440 If you're a child, you wanna win that stuff. 11:50.881 --> 11:51.581 0 8 7 1 triple 2 1 0 4 9. 11:52.542 --> 11:53.622 We'll be back very soon. 12:16.778 --> 12:18.579 Love music, love XFM. 12:35.425 --> 12:37.426 Yeah, yeah, that's the killers that somebody told me. 12:37.446 --> 12:38.707 This is Adam and Jo on XFM. 12:38.967 --> 12:40.427 It's time to play movie lingo bingo. 12:40.467 --> 12:41.668 Have we got a competition type jingle? 12:42.168 --> 12:48.455 Competition time You could win a DVD or tickets to a show 12:49.622 --> 12:51.103 You just never know. 12:51.704 --> 12:55.907 So sharpen up your brain and get ready to play. 12:56.167 --> 12:59.590 Yeah, if that hasn't made you ready for a competition, then you're normal. 13:00.490 --> 13:07.436 Um, Movie Lingo Bingo is the competition where we play you a clip from the foreign soundtrack of a famous film, right? 13:07.716 --> 13:10.858 Yeah, you know, on a DVD, you can select what language you listen to it in. 13:11.559 --> 13:16.963 And it's amazing that they have all those translations of all your favourite films just sat there on DVD. 13:16.983 --> 13:18.945 There's all different people doing all the voices. 13:20.165 --> 13:20.926 Yes, it's true. 13:21.106 --> 13:28.532 And, er, so we've harnessed that useless, er, you know, erm, feature, feature, thanks man, on a DVD, and made this brilliant competition. 13:28.773 --> 13:31.375 But it's so easy this week, er, this is just for the kids. 13:31.715 --> 13:31.895 Yeah. 13:32.015 --> 13:32.896 For the under-16s. 13:33.216 --> 13:34.217 We've already had a lot of calls. 13:34.377 --> 13:36.859 If you've called already, don't worry, we may well be calling you back. 13:37.340 --> 13:40.823 If you haven't called yet and want to call, 0-8-7-1-triple-two-one-o-four-nine. 13:40.843 --> 13:43.405 We've got fantastic, er, board games to give away. 13:43.425 --> 13:45.647 Well, I think, I think we probably have all the callers we need, don't we? 13:46.502 --> 13:47.062 I don't know. 13:47.202 --> 13:50.564 Yeah, I don't think- we- we're not taking any more callers for the competition right now. 13:50.644 --> 13:50.924 Really? 13:51.005 --> 13:51.225 Yeah. 13:51.405 --> 13:52.625 You sound very authoritative. 13:52.766 --> 13:54.446 I'm- I'm on top of everything. 13:54.687 --> 13:55.407 Have I got it wrong? 13:55.447 --> 13:55.527 Yeah. 13:55.547 --> 13:55.627 Yeah. 13:55.647 --> 13:55.867 Okay. 13:55.887 --> 13:57.828 Lila says no more callers for the competition. 13:57.848 --> 13:58.209 No more callers. 13:58.229 --> 14:00.010 Alright, so instead we're gonna play the clip. 14:01.050 --> 14:02.031 Uh, we're gonna play the clip, yeah. 14:02.051 --> 14:05.573 We're gonna play the clip, play a little bit of music, and then we'll go back to the phone. 14:05.633 --> 14:05.833 Yeah. 14:05.953 --> 14:07.134 So this- this is the clip. 14:07.174 --> 14:11.276 This is a very, very old French man who's in- having some health problems. 14:11.977 --> 14:12.859 You know what that's like? 14:12.919 --> 14:14.403 It's like a dream. 14:14.543 --> 14:15.686 My God, it's like a dream. 14:15.706 --> 14:15.967 A dream. 14:31.010 --> 14:33.491 That is one very ill French organic farmer. 14:33.791 --> 14:34.631 It's Jean de Floret. 14:35.411 --> 14:35.811 No, it's not. 14:36.031 --> 14:36.151 Oh. 14:36.211 --> 14:36.732 Good guess, though. 14:36.752 --> 14:38.132 So there we go. 14:38.152 --> 14:39.793 We're going to be going to the phones in a second. 14:40.593 --> 14:44.334 Some confusion over whether we have the callers on the line already or whether we need new callers. 14:44.374 --> 14:45.714 Lila, we don't need new callers, do we? 14:46.054 --> 14:46.334 Do we? 14:47.595 --> 14:48.095 Speak, woman. 14:48.880 --> 14:49.401 No, we don't. 14:49.421 --> 14:51.142 No, we've got three children already. 14:51.162 --> 14:52.203 We've got three kids already. 14:52.243 --> 14:52.744 Fantastic. 14:52.764 --> 14:56.807 So right after this record, we'll be going to them, and, oh, this is gonna be brilliant, giving away prizes. 14:57.108 --> 14:59.710 First of all, here is a track, a free play. 14:59.750 --> 15:09.880 This is Thomas Dolby, and I just noticed this week that Supertramp are advertising their greatest hits album, and it's called Retrospectacle, which is the same as Thomas Dolby's hits album, but he came up with it first. 15:10.300 --> 15:10.680 Shocking. 15:10.800 --> 15:11.761 That's not allowed, is it? 15:11.881 --> 15:12.062 No. 15:12.162 --> 15:13.103 That's disrespectful. 15:13.583 --> 15:14.304 Anyway, here's Thomas. 15:29.301 --> 15:33.842 Yes, that's Thomas Dolby, who was a scientist from the 80s who went into music. 15:34.042 --> 15:35.103 A scientific genius. 15:35.363 --> 15:37.043 Yeah, with She Blinded Me With Science. 15:37.183 --> 15:37.883 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 15:38.364 --> 15:47.666 OK, now it's movie lingo bingo time, our competition this afternoon on XFM, and we're restricting all the entrants to ages 16 or under this week. 15:48.126 --> 15:48.646 Correct. 15:48.666 --> 15:50.827 So this is going to be semi-chaotic. 15:50.947 --> 15:51.547 For two reasons. 15:51.627 --> 15:54.089 One, because it's Christmas and Christmas is a time for kids. 15:54.229 --> 15:54.629 Exactly. 15:54.949 --> 15:56.470 And also because it's very easy. 15:56.890 --> 15:59.191 Extremely easy, so- But maybe not so easy for the young'uns. 15:59.371 --> 16:00.072 We'll find out. 16:00.352 --> 16:01.573 Er, Eleanor, are you there? 16:01.593 --> 16:02.153 Yeah. 16:02.493 --> 16:03.253 How you doing, Eleanor? 16:03.273 --> 16:04.154 I'm fine. 16:04.653 --> 16:23.295 how old are you nine nine nine nine uh are you a christmas fan or do you find it a tedious time of year um i'm a christmas fan good so am i i love christmas are you a movie fan and he's uh elena sorry um yeah but i don't watch that many movies really what's your favorite movie would you say 16:24.066 --> 16:26.127 Erm... I don't really know. 16:26.147 --> 16:27.128 Mean Girls, maybe Mean Girls. 16:27.808 --> 16:28.389 Mean Girls? 16:28.409 --> 16:29.009 Yes, I was nine. 16:29.049 --> 16:29.769 I'd love Mean Girls. 16:29.789 --> 16:30.870 Those girls are so mean. 16:31.050 --> 16:32.271 I haven't seen Mean Girls. 16:32.831 --> 16:33.571 Have you seen it, Eleanor? 16:34.332 --> 16:34.632 Pardon? 16:34.832 --> 16:35.833 Have you seen Mean Girls? 16:36.293 --> 16:36.493 No. 16:37.073 --> 16:38.394 Oh, dear, this isn't going very well. 16:38.434 --> 16:38.954 It's my fault. 16:39.174 --> 16:40.055 Have you seen Narnia? 16:40.075 --> 16:41.876 Er, no, not yet. 16:41.976 --> 16:42.596 Well, don't bother. 16:42.616 --> 16:49.580 Um, OK, Eleanor, I'm going to play you that clip again, and what I want you to do... Do you speak any French by any chance? 16:50.781 --> 16:51.021 No. 16:51.581 --> 16:53.022 Are they not teaching you French at school? 16:53.737 --> 16:54.800 No, but my friend is. 16:55.201 --> 16:55.461 Really? 16:55.562 --> 16:56.865 Where do you go to school, Eleanor? 16:57.205 --> 16:57.707 Kilbori. 16:57.927 --> 16:58.849 And they don't teach you French? 16:59.310 --> 16:59.551 No. 16:59.671 --> 17:00.493 Do you do any languages? 17:01.295 --> 17:02.856 Erm, well, they teach me Italian. 17:03.137 --> 17:04.117 Oh, that's good, Italian. 17:04.137 --> 17:05.799 They probably teach you street as well, don't they? 17:05.979 --> 17:06.820 At schools these days. 17:07.580 --> 17:10.703 Wagwan and that sort of thing, Tick Me and Oz, that kind of stuff. 17:10.843 --> 17:11.083 Hello? 17:11.103 --> 17:14.265 It's OK, Eleanor, I don't- I don't know what he's talking about either. 17:14.726 --> 17:23.513 Erm, I'm going to play you the clip right now, Eleanor, just to- to refresh your memory and see if you think- see if you think you know it's- Adam's laughing at Tick Me and Oz in the other studio. 17:23.613 --> 17:24.734 Who knows? 17:24.754 --> 17:27.656 See if you think you- you know who's talking- I can't speak. 17:27.756 --> 17:28.517 I'll just play you the clip. 17:28.957 --> 17:32.200 Do you recognize that voice? 17:32.481 --> 17:38.006 Who do you think that might be? 17:43.871 --> 17:45.212 I think it's, like, something kind of creepy. 17:45.232 --> 17:45.652 Something scary. 17:45.952 --> 17:46.772 Something scary. 17:47.113 --> 17:47.893 A scary film. 17:48.073 --> 17:49.033 What film do you think it could be? 17:49.053 --> 17:51.274 The- The Nightmare Before Christmas. 17:52.075 --> 17:52.855 That's a good guess. 17:52.875 --> 17:53.555 Very good guess. 17:53.896 --> 17:55.516 C'est une très bon guess. 17:55.897 --> 17:56.717 That's French for guess. 17:56.897 --> 17:57.517 C'est jusition. 17:57.557 --> 18:02.680 But you know what, Eleanor, it's wrong, but, because it's Christmas, we're going to give you your choice of board game anyway. 18:02.740 --> 18:03.680 Do you want Guess Who? 18:04.040 --> 18:05.481 The Flip and Find Face Game? 18:05.841 --> 18:06.501 I love that game. 18:06.561 --> 18:07.642 That's a good game, Guess Who? 18:07.702 --> 18:08.542 I love Guess Who? 18:08.742 --> 18:09.483 Do you want Monopoly? 18:10.083 --> 18:24.493 Ricky and Steve laugh Ricky and Steve laugh Ricky and Steve laugh Ricky and Steve laugh Ricky and Steve laugh Ricky and Steve laugh Ricky and Steve laugh Ricky and Steve laugh Ricky and Steve laugh Ricky and Steve laugh Ricky and Steve laugh Ricky and Steve laugh Ricky and Steve laugh 18:40.219 --> 18:41.442 Hey, Jake. 18:41.703 --> 18:42.124 How are you? 18:42.866 --> 18:44.511 Are you having a nice weekend? 18:45.814 --> 18:47.077 Now, uh, Jake, how old are you? 18:47.987 --> 18:48.407 Seven. 18:48.948 --> 18:49.368 Seven. 18:49.688 --> 18:50.249 Fantastic. 18:50.269 --> 18:51.790 Hey, Jake, you've got your radio on in the background. 18:51.830 --> 18:52.830 I've always wanted to say this. 18:53.271 --> 18:59.054 Can you get your mum, Pauline, to turn the radio down in the background, cos it echoes and it's like we're on a long-distance telephone call? 18:59.315 --> 19:00.195 Yeah, it's done now. 19:00.375 --> 19:01.476 Hey, thanks, Jake. 19:01.496 --> 19:01.816 Sorry. 19:02.377 --> 19:05.179 So, Jake, what are you hoping to get for Christmas? 19:05.859 --> 19:07.600 Erm... Pokemon Emerald. 19:08.000 --> 19:08.781 Pokemon Emerald? 19:08.821 --> 19:09.501 What's that? 19:09.561 --> 19:09.742 Yeah. 19:09.822 --> 19:12.203 Is that an N64 game? 19:12.724 --> 19:13.384 Erm... No. 19:13.404 --> 19:13.444 No? 19:13.724 --> 19:14.565 Oh, dear, what is it? 19:15.205 --> 19:16.126 Erm, Gameboy game. 19:16.346 --> 19:17.567 A Gameboy game. 19:18.533 --> 19:19.754 that- that's- that'll be great. 19:19.774 --> 19:20.294 I want that as well. 19:20.314 --> 19:23.156 Steve- Is Pokemon still- is Pokemon still good currency on the street? 19:23.176 --> 19:23.736 Steve- Oh yeah. 19:23.756 --> 19:24.777 Steve- Really? 19:24.797 --> 19:26.078 Steve- Everyone plays Pokemon, don't they, Jake? 19:26.098 --> 19:26.678 Jake- Yep. 19:26.698 --> 19:27.418 Steve- Yeah. 19:27.498 --> 19:29.900 What about- what about Yu-Yugi- Yu-Gi-Oh? 19:29.940 --> 19:30.760 Steve- Yu-Gi-Oh. 19:31.001 --> 19:31.241 What's the-? 19:31.261 --> 19:31.921 Jake- Yeah, I love Yu-Gi-Oh. 19:31.941 --> 19:33.982 Steve- Yeah, which is better, Yu-Gi-Oh or Pokemon? 19:34.303 --> 19:34.723 Jake- Pokemon! 19:34.743 --> 19:35.743 Steve- Oh yeah, definitely. 19:35.763 --> 19:36.604 That's stupid of me. 19:36.844 --> 19:39.546 Steve- Jake, are Beyblades still, uh, good news? 19:40.813 --> 19:41.114 No. 19:41.134 --> 19:41.174 No? 19:41.854 --> 19:44.916 But they were all the rage like about- was it one year ago or two years ago? 19:45.156 --> 19:46.377 They slice your eyes open. 19:46.577 --> 19:50.339 And so do those fairies that- whose wings slice your eyes open. 19:50.459 --> 19:51.380 Kids are cleverer than that. 19:51.400 --> 19:53.081 Jake, do you know what Jo's talking about, Jake? 19:53.101 --> 19:54.022 No. 19:54.142 --> 19:54.662 Good, good. 19:54.702 --> 19:55.262 Just checking. 19:55.322 --> 19:59.245 Neither do I. Now listen, did you hear that clip before that we played with the weird voice? 20:01.486 --> 20:03.908 Oh, is that Pauline saying that you didn't? 20:04.929 --> 20:06.810 Shall we- we'll play you a little bit of it, Jake. 20:06.830 --> 20:07.131 Have a listen. 20:07.151 --> 20:07.871 Are you listening, Jake? 20:08.271 --> 20:08.371 Yep. 20:08.632 --> 20:09.012 Here we go. 20:09.052 --> 20:09.532 Have a listen to this. 20:09.572 --> 20:23.802 What film do you think this is in French? 20:23.902 --> 20:24.643 What could that mean? 20:24.683 --> 20:26.064 Do you know what that means, Jake? 20:26.604 --> 20:27.165 Erm, no. 20:27.765 --> 20:28.566 OK, Jake, listen. 20:28.586 --> 20:29.446 Let me give you a guess. 20:29.786 --> 20:30.307 Say that it's... 20:33.536 --> 20:54.821 that's a loser's never gonna say that Jake what's your favorite film yes isn't that quite scary no really scary for you Adam what about have you seen the Empire Strikes Back that is scary come on I tried to show that to my son he freaked out I did not freak out 20:55.220 --> 21:14.279 well you're a bit older than my son and probably a great deal more mature Jake but there you go um so do you want to have a guess at what that clip was does your mum Pauline know Jake ask ask your mum um what is it she does know she does know no she actually doesn't 21:15.106 --> 21:15.687 Oh, she doesn't. 21:15.767 --> 21:16.268 OK. 21:16.368 --> 21:20.954 Well, listen, I tell you what, that's a very good, er, you know, attempt, and we're going to give you a game anyway. 21:21.135 --> 21:29.286 Do you want, Jake, do you want, guess who, the Flip and Find Face game, Monopoly, the boring game, or Sabuteo, Dream Team Stadium? 21:32.421 --> 21:33.741 They hear the Dream Team stadium. 21:33.762 --> 21:34.582 Do you like football, Jake? 21:34.602 --> 21:35.242 Yep. 21:35.522 --> 21:36.062 Well, there you go. 21:36.102 --> 21:37.363 You're made up with Sabutio. 21:37.763 --> 21:39.103 Listen, have a fantastic Christmas. 21:39.123 --> 21:41.984 Consider that your first Christmas present from myself and Joe. 21:42.325 --> 21:43.785 Thank you very much indeed for calling in. 21:43.925 --> 21:44.465 Have a great weekend. 21:44.485 --> 21:45.246 This is tough, isn't it? 21:45.306 --> 21:45.926 No one's getting it. 21:46.086 --> 21:48.387 Well, it is difficult if you're quite young. 21:48.427 --> 21:51.368 And we've got Beth now, who I think is five and three quarters. 21:51.388 --> 21:51.928 Hello, Beth. 21:52.828 --> 21:53.049 Hello. 21:53.349 --> 21:53.689 How are you? 21:53.709 --> 21:54.489 Fine. 21:54.769 --> 21:56.090 Are you really five and three quarters? 21:56.650 --> 21:56.850 Yeah. 21:57.304 --> 21:59.144 You sound very clever and articulate. 21:59.164 --> 22:02.205 Yeah, you're the most articulate person we've had on for a while, not just today. 22:02.225 --> 22:04.886 Um, but listen, Beth, do you watch a lot of films? 22:05.666 --> 22:05.786 Yeah. 22:06.106 --> 22:06.766 What's your favourite? 22:08.007 --> 22:08.607 Finding Nemo. 22:08.627 --> 22:09.567 Finding Nemo. 22:09.587 --> 22:11.147 Finding Nemo, it's a peach, isn't it? 22:11.167 --> 22:11.807 That's a great film. 22:11.927 --> 22:13.408 What's the best bit in Finding Nemo? 22:15.768 --> 22:18.149 When they find Nemo, of course, Adam. 22:18.189 --> 22:18.709 Obviously. 22:18.729 --> 22:19.609 Do you like the bit with the shark? 22:19.629 --> 22:20.509 Yeah. 22:20.910 --> 22:21.710 That's good, isn't it? 22:21.970 --> 22:23.090 That's quite scary as well. 22:23.350 --> 22:25.751 So, Beth, do you think you know what that clip we were playing was? 22:25.771 --> 22:26.891 Yeah. 22:27.375 --> 22:28.555 And do you think you've seen the film? 22:28.575 --> 22:29.856 No. 22:30.496 --> 22:30.576 OK. 22:30.596 --> 22:32.897 Do you think you can tell us what it is without hearing the clip again? 22:32.917 --> 22:33.897 Yeah. 22:34.157 --> 22:34.557 Go on, then. 22:34.577 --> 22:35.578 Tell us what you think it is. 22:37.058 --> 22:37.799 E.T. 22:37.819 --> 22:38.359 E.T. 22:38.539 --> 22:39.359 Of course it is. 22:39.719 --> 22:40.500 It is E.T. 22:40.880 --> 22:44.121 Because he's saying, uh, Telefonmezant. 22:44.141 --> 22:48.002 Telefonmezant, which is French for phone home, right? 22:48.022 --> 22:50.123 That's what French aliens say when they're far away. 22:50.143 --> 22:51.483 Hey, well done, Beth. 22:51.623 --> 22:52.344 Congratulations. 22:52.424 --> 22:53.104 That's amazing. 22:54.238 --> 22:56.038 Are you still there or have you passed out with Joy? 22:56.058 --> 22:56.239 Joy- Yeah. 22:56.259 --> 22:57.379 Ricky- Well done. 22:57.439 --> 22:58.319 Are you happy about that? 22:58.339 --> 22:58.899 Joy- Yeah. 22:58.919 --> 22:59.499 Ricky- Yeah. 22:59.579 --> 23:00.480 You should see E.T. 23:00.760 --> 23:01.460 It's fantastic. 23:01.480 --> 23:04.040 Steve- Oh, it's a brilliant- ask your parents for that for Christmas. 23:04.060 --> 23:04.881 That's a lovely film. 23:05.001 --> 23:10.062 Although it's always a bit weird, it slightly bums out the day because your parents will start crying at the end of it. 23:10.082 --> 23:10.562 Ricky- Yeah. 23:10.582 --> 23:10.722 Yeah. 23:10.742 --> 23:15.203 Steve- And, uh- Ricky- It'll make you laugh, it'll make you cry, it'll make you ask God why. 23:15.223 --> 23:15.883 Steve- Yeah. 23:16.163 --> 23:17.103 Is that what was on the poster? 23:17.144 --> 23:18.824 Ricky- That's what I suggested but they never used it. 23:19.824 --> 23:22.246 It's a very intense watching experience, but it's well worth it. 23:22.707 --> 23:24.288 Anyway, Beth, I hope you have a lovely Christmas. 23:24.908 --> 23:25.669 Let's give her a game. 23:25.829 --> 23:27.871 So you're left with- can we give her both of those games? 23:28.171 --> 23:30.473 Cos she's the winner, we should distinguish her from the loser somehow. 23:30.733 --> 23:37.938 We're gonna send you Monopoly and Guess Who and the Adam and Joe DVD, which is 15, so you'll have to wait nine and a quarter years to watch it. 23:38.138 --> 23:39.359 And then you'll be probably quite disappointed. 23:39.379 --> 23:40.300 By then it'll mean nothing. 23:40.360 --> 23:41.681 It'll have decomposed by then. 23:42.582 --> 23:44.103 So just put it in the garden as mulch. 23:44.463 --> 23:44.703 Yeah. 23:45.104 --> 23:45.985 Beth, happy Christmas. 23:46.025 --> 23:46.947 Thank you very much for calling in. 23:46.967 --> 23:47.748 Thank you for calling, Beth. 23:47.788 --> 23:49.089 Thank you, Beth's mum, Sarah. 23:49.450 --> 23:50.852 Uh, thanks to everybody who called. 23:51.212 --> 23:52.134 Wasn't that cocklewarming? 23:52.334 --> 23:54.978 Yeah, that was cocklewarming, but it took a long time, so let's play some music. 23:55.018 --> 23:56.900 We'll be back sh-sh-shortly after this. 23:56.940 --> 23:57.361 What is this? 23:57.401 --> 23:57.902 What is this? 23:58.182 --> 23:58.542 Music! 23:58.683 --> 23:59.203 Of course! 23:59.223 --> 24:00.525 It's music, but it's by... Rock band! 24:00.565 --> 24:00.946 The Kooks! 24:10.933 --> 24:11.314 There you go. 24:11.374 --> 24:13.457 Well, that's one of the albums of the year, certainly. 24:13.657 --> 24:17.602 Gorilla's Demon Days, and that was Dirty Harry, of course, from that album. 24:17.923 --> 24:22.409 Yeah, and if you've just tuned in, I'd like to remind you that Adam has to leave early, because he is Santa. 24:22.990 --> 24:27.556 He killed Santa, and, you know, according to the Santa Claus, he now has to become Santa. 24:28.517 --> 24:31.098 So I've got to do Ditties in the Dock on my own. 24:31.158 --> 24:32.478 The theme is epic records. 24:32.538 --> 24:34.579 Adam's already got one up his sleeve. 24:34.619 --> 24:36.139 He's pre-recorded a pitch for it. 24:36.179 --> 24:39.520 But I need your help to choose what should play against him. 24:39.540 --> 24:42.221 So we're looking for an epic track. 24:42.421 --> 24:44.602 And we've already had the most popular votes. 24:45.082 --> 24:46.402 Led Zeppelin, Stairway to Heaven. 24:46.842 --> 24:47.983 Radiohead, Karma Police. 24:48.463 --> 24:49.723 Don McLean, American Pie. 24:50.263 --> 24:52.824 Bruce Springsteen with Born to Run, The Stone Roses, Love Spreads. 24:53.184 --> 24:54.204 Doves with The Cedar Room. 24:54.264 --> 24:55.905 Green Day with Jesus of Suburbia. 24:57.263 --> 24:57.864 Er, what's that? 24:57.884 --> 24:58.665 I can't read that one. 24:59.445 --> 25:02.548 Er, Nick called in, suggested The Stone Roses with I Am The Resurrection. 25:02.768 --> 25:03.349 That's a good one. 25:03.429 --> 25:06.832 Les called in, er, suggested Guns N' Roses with November Rain. 25:07.272 --> 25:07.552 Wow. 25:07.592 --> 25:08.533 Do you even know that track? 25:08.854 --> 25:09.094 Yes. 25:09.494 --> 25:10.035 I don't know it. 25:10.515 --> 25:11.696 Er, so a lot to choose from there. 25:12.016 --> 25:18.662 Keep those, er, suggestions coming in on 83XFM and the one I choose, er, I'll- I'll send a prize to the person who voted for it. 25:19.203 --> 25:22.105 So, Joe Cornish, have you seen the new Strokes video for Juice Boxx? 25:22.185 --> 25:22.365 No. 25:23.206 --> 25:39.558 it's rubbish is it it's rubbish how can you say that i was as shocked and surprised as anyone what happens in it well it starts off i think it's got david cross you know the guy from mr show yeah an arrested development um he's got like yeah he's the good sort of baldy guy right with glasses yeah 25:39.758 --> 25:40.799 He's a very funny man. 25:41.459 --> 25:49.624 Anyway, someone has- basically David Cross turns up at the beginning of this thing and he's playing a cheesy DJ in like a little local radio station where the Strokes are doing a session. 25:50.184 --> 25:56.447 And the Strokes are all looking really grumpy and annoyed to be in this little nowhere radio station having to do promo for their album. 25:56.768 --> 25:58.729 You know, because bands hate doing that kind of thing. 25:59.569 --> 26:05.594 And David Cross is playing this DJ who clearly knows nothing about the strokes and he's patronising them in an annoying way. 26:06.155 --> 26:09.397 And the strokes are sort of rolling in their eyes and going... This is all before the song starts? 26:09.457 --> 26:10.979 Yeah, it's a little pre-drama. 26:11.099 --> 26:11.779 Comedy preamble. 26:11.999 --> 26:15.022 I'll play you the little snatch of the beginning if you want. 26:17.395 --> 26:25.257 Alright, we are back on WWIZZ with me, Woody, all night long until the morning in which I become Morning Wood. 26:25.778 --> 26:26.418 Hello! 26:26.638 --> 26:34.881 Fat Reggie and the Dumb Bitch are out at the Kids Who Care concert covering that, and we are here live in the studio with special guest, Stroke! 26:35.221 --> 26:38.042 You guys are huge, huge in Europe, right? 26:38.122 --> 26:42.364 And are you hoping that some of that success translates back here in the States? 26:42.724 --> 26:45.505 Well, uh, I guess... Hey, come on, don't be shy! 26:45.805 --> 26:47.705 Look out, because I think you guys are going to be hot. 26:47.785 --> 26:55.707 All right, without further ado, let's hear their latest single, part of the New York sound that is exploding all over New York and the tri-state area. 26:56.107 --> 26:58.788 Please welcome Stroke with Juicy Juice. 26:59.988 --> 27:03.189 He got their name wrong, and he got the name of the track wrong. 27:03.409 --> 27:05.069 They're called the Strokes, not Stroke. 27:05.569 --> 27:07.490 And it's called Juice Box, not Juicy Juice. 27:07.850 --> 27:12.971 It's all about how awful it is to be a band and deal with ignorant DJs and that kind of thing. 27:13.551 --> 27:16.153 What happens in the video when they actually start playing the song? 27:16.193 --> 27:27.302 So when they start playing the song, the whole comedy element is just mysteriously left behind and it becomes a montage of baffling shots of people who are listening to this broadcast going out live dotted around New York. 27:27.782 --> 27:33.867 There is a couple of lesbians having a lesbian scene on a roof where they're filming a scene for a porno film. 27:34.487 --> 27:39.613 And so excuse to see some attractive women snogging in quite an explicit way. 27:39.694 --> 27:41.115 Hey, we've just had a competition for kids. 27:41.235 --> 27:43.338 I know, but they will have gone to bed now. 27:44.259 --> 27:54.271 And then you see a couple of young attractive homosexual men in a toilet cubicle and it's all very rock and roll and then someone staggers out of a cab and throws up on the sidewalk and then there's an old woman 27:54.651 --> 28:09.809 with a dog and she's scrubbing the floor for some inexplicable reason it's just a montage of the worst most lazy rubbish rock and roll cliches all bookended with this useless unfunny dj thing in a radio station and it made me think like um 28:10.922 --> 28:16.826 what were they thinking, A, and B, it's just a cliche that shouldn't really be done anymore, should it? 28:16.886 --> 28:22.950 That sort of cheesy DJ or the comedy preamble thing before the song. 28:23.210 --> 28:28.293 I was just wondering if anyone had any more pop video cliches they'd like to send in, things that they would like to see stopped. 28:28.313 --> 28:28.993 Is this our texta? 28:29.294 --> 28:29.494 Yeah. 28:30.114 --> 28:31.075 OK, our text competition. 28:31.095 --> 28:31.775 Have we got a prize? 28:31.935 --> 28:32.775 I'll find out what the prize is. 28:32.815 --> 28:34.036 You- you- you do the comp. 28:34.056 --> 28:36.017 We've got more copies of the Adam and Joe show to give away. 28:36.697 --> 28:39.839 And, er, we have, er, Merry Christmas to Mr Lawrence, of course. 28:40.019 --> 28:40.219 Yeah. 28:40.479 --> 28:44.361 But anyway, so, some examples of things that I would be happy not to see again in a pop video. 28:44.781 --> 28:46.422 The, erm, neon spaceship. 28:47.442 --> 28:55.885 I haven't been in many neon spaceships for a while, but you know, like the Michael Jackson, the Janet Jackson one, and, er, you know, the big neon luxury spaceship. 28:55.985 --> 28:57.946 What, so, yeah, Funky Rocks Spaceship. 28:57.986 --> 28:58.286 Yeah. 28:58.566 --> 28:58.786 Yeah. 28:58.866 --> 29:00.727 What, there's, they, The Darkness do that, don't they? 29:00.947 --> 29:02.508 Yeah, they do it ironically, I suppose. 29:02.548 --> 29:02.768 Yeah. 29:03.228 --> 29:05.550 but I wouldn't mind not seeing any more luxury spaceships. 29:06.111 --> 29:13.217 Uh, videos where the track drops out, uh, halfway through, and- and- yeah, spoken interludes or something like that happens. 29:13.577 --> 29:18.001 Bands in wonky rooms with weird angled walls or very brightly coloured rooms. 29:18.661 --> 29:24.927 Um, like the back of the room is much too small and the front of the room is really big, or the chairs are much too big, or maybe the tables are much too small! 29:25.327 --> 29:25.908 that kind of thing. 29:26.328 --> 29:27.329 Uh, backwards videos? 29:27.890 --> 29:29.432 I don't think we need any more backwards videos. 29:29.452 --> 29:30.093 How many have there been? 29:30.513 --> 29:34.918 Well, there's two that I can think of off the top of my head, Far Side and- Yeah, with Drop. 29:35.419 --> 29:37.822 And, uh, The Scientist, uh, by Coldplay. 29:38.022 --> 29:38.242 Right. 29:38.322 --> 29:39.484 Both very good videos, you know. 29:39.944 --> 29:42.307 But, um, we- we don't need any more, I don't think. 29:42.327 --> 29:45.571 Um, Band in the Studio, recording their track. 29:46.211 --> 29:47.652 I mean, that's a really old thing. 29:47.672 --> 29:49.953 I don't think anyone would do that now, except ironically. 29:50.333 --> 29:55.376 Shots of the lead singer kind of holding his cans and closing his eyes while he sings his heart out. 29:56.076 --> 29:58.377 Er, and then ordinary people singing along, you know? 29:58.457 --> 29:59.438 Just members of the public. 29:59.758 --> 30:01.639 Old people or people... Steve Lipsyncing to the record. 30:01.699 --> 30:04.040 Yeah, people who shouldn't be, you know, they're obviously not in a band. 30:04.340 --> 30:07.722 So, wow, what's that old granny doing, singing along to this indie rock track? 30:08.322 --> 30:09.122 It's blowing my mind. 30:09.503 --> 30:12.184 That's a selection of the ones that I thought off the top of my head. 30:12.264 --> 30:18.792 So 83XFM, if you can think of any other bigger pop video cliches, things that should be banned in pop videos, and we'll give a prize to the best, 83XFM. 30:18.852 --> 30:19.773 Right, Phil, Joe, Phil. 30:22.562 --> 30:23.102 Uh, hi. 30:23.122 --> 30:24.703 Uh, my name's Joe. 30:24.723 --> 30:26.644 Uh... Come on. 30:27.064 --> 30:27.224 Oh. 30:27.825 --> 30:27.965 Oh. 30:28.225 --> 30:29.305 OK, you don't have to fill anymore. 30:29.645 --> 30:30.966 Here we... That's brilliant, man. 30:31.646 --> 30:31.826 Thanks. 30:31.846 --> 30:35.408 We should do, like, a sheet of... write some fills down, you know? 30:35.428 --> 30:36.508 Yeah, we should. 30:36.548 --> 30:36.809 We should. 30:36.829 --> 30:37.149 We should. 30:37.189 --> 30:40.230 Pin them up to the wall and then when we need to fill, we can just read off the sheet. 30:40.690 --> 30:42.231 Anyway, we'll be back very shortly. 30:42.251 --> 30:43.051 Here's some adverts. 30:43.071 --> 30:44.652 Love music. 30:44.672 --> 30:45.072 Love music. 30:45.092 --> 30:45.713 Love music. 31:10.049 --> 31:10.715 Thanks, FM. 31:19.818 --> 31:44.517 yes that's the arctic monkeys with i bet you look good on the dance floor we've been asking you for your pop video cliches things in videos that should be banned and they've come flooding in thick and fast you ready for some of these oh my god hang on listeners adam buckston has just walked into the studio wearing a shirt and tie sorry man i was in the lobby i was getting changed for my my wow that's amazing you look like no lemons on deal or no gear 31:45.237 --> 31:46.158 You do as well. 31:46.478 --> 31:46.738 Yeah. 31:47.058 --> 31:47.378 Wow. 31:47.939 --> 31:50.340 Um, OK, so, yeah, things that should be banned in pop videos. 31:50.360 --> 31:51.861 Thanks everybody who's, er, texted in. 31:51.881 --> 31:52.842 Are you ready for these, Adam? 31:52.882 --> 31:53.042 Yeah. 31:53.222 --> 31:53.482 Hit me. 31:53.502 --> 31:55.223 So, here's a good one from Lee in Camden. 31:55.463 --> 31:57.305 Banned being studied by scientists. 31:57.865 --> 31:58.085 Yeah. 31:58.365 --> 31:58.926 Very good one. 31:59.006 --> 32:00.327 Anything involving scientists, really. 32:01.147 --> 32:03.308 But there's that brilliant, er, Basement Jacks Monkey video. 32:03.328 --> 32:03.809 I like that one. 32:03.849 --> 32:05.149 That's true, yeah, yeah. 32:05.249 --> 32:06.810 But you're right, it is becoming a bit of a cliché. 32:06.870 --> 32:07.391 Correct, Lee? 32:07.911 --> 32:09.452 Anything set in the desert, says Pete. 32:09.692 --> 32:10.472 Ban all deserts. 32:10.873 --> 32:11.273 Correct. 32:11.693 --> 32:14.535 Indoor rain or exploding light bulbs, says Barry. 32:15.215 --> 32:16.856 I'd say water dripping off a light bulb. 32:16.956 --> 32:17.496 Absolutely. 32:17.537 --> 32:18.597 Yeah, key cliché. 32:18.817 --> 32:20.938 Light bulbs swinging slowly and then exploding. 32:21.059 --> 32:21.559 Good one, Barry. 32:21.579 --> 32:22.619 Here's one from Paul. 32:23.580 --> 32:28.463 Er, a band who meet at an industrial park or a multi-storey car park and dance for no reason. 32:28.883 --> 32:31.345 Yeah, or anything set in a derelict warehouse, for that matter. 32:31.365 --> 32:32.507 Derelict warehouses, yeah. 32:33.027 --> 32:34.268 Uh, pillow fights, says Will. 32:34.288 --> 32:35.309 Yeah. 32:35.329 --> 32:37.671 You don't get a lot of pillow fights in indie videos, do you? 32:38.772 --> 32:39.453 No, not too many. 32:39.513 --> 32:40.334 But anything with young girls. 32:40.354 --> 32:41.835 Look, young teenage girls love having pillow fights. 32:41.895 --> 32:43.317 I don't like anything like that. 32:43.337 --> 32:47.701 Do you remember that Travis video for, um, Sing, I think, where they're having a food fight? 32:47.741 --> 32:48.001 Yeah. 32:48.221 --> 32:49.563 That made me very uncomfortable. 32:49.583 --> 32:50.463 Well, that's different, isn't it? 32:50.503 --> 32:51.384 Sort of food mess. 32:51.585 --> 32:51.705 Yeah. 32:51.725 --> 32:52.726 Is a different bugbear. 32:53.306 --> 32:56.707 How about this, an impromptu gig on top of a liquor store or a gun shop in America? 32:56.727 --> 33:00.288 I mean, that's always homaging the Beatles' video, right? 33:00.308 --> 33:01.008 Or the Beatles' event. 33:02.188 --> 33:04.209 Lead singer's walking in slow motion towards the camera. 33:05.229 --> 33:08.090 Yellow from Coldplay and Wires by Athlete, both guilty of that. 33:08.130 --> 33:08.970 That's Adam in Watford. 33:09.510 --> 33:09.890 Correct? 33:09.910 --> 33:10.410 I agree. 33:11.511 --> 33:12.851 Anything smashing in slow motion. 33:13.905 --> 33:14.626 did anything. 33:14.646 --> 33:16.768 Steve Well, where would the pop video be without slow motion? 33:16.808 --> 33:17.288 I mean, boy. 33:17.308 --> 33:17.849 Ricky What, shorter? 33:17.869 --> 33:18.589 Steve Exactly. 33:18.609 --> 33:20.631 Ricky Uh, any direct movie parodies? 33:20.751 --> 33:21.792 Italian Job or Top Gun? 33:22.073 --> 33:23.614 These- these have come in without names. 33:23.814 --> 33:25.315 Someone else says, just ban Keith Allen. 33:26.096 --> 33:28.679 Keith Allen himself is- is- is a cliché in pop videos. 33:28.699 --> 33:33.563 Steve Celebri- in America, they feel the same way about, um, Ben Stiller, I think. 33:33.583 --> 33:33.943 Ricky Really? 33:33.963 --> 33:34.564 Steve Yeah, he pops up. 33:34.584 --> 33:35.725 Ricky Always turning up in pop videos. 33:36.085 --> 33:37.346 Well, they're, you know, a similar level. 33:38.147 --> 33:43.992 Um, action going underwater in a video or into a club toilet and the music changing. 33:44.333 --> 33:44.953 What is that? 33:45.133 --> 33:46.334 I've not seen that very often. 33:46.494 --> 33:51.559 That does happen if the lead singer falls into water or something and then everything- the music goes all watery. 33:51.579 --> 33:57.164 Or if they go into- if the action goes into another room, the music is back grounded for a moment. 33:57.224 --> 33:57.804 Oh, I see what you mean. 33:57.824 --> 33:58.825 Yeah, I think that's a good one. 33:58.865 --> 33:59.025 Yeah. 33:59.245 --> 34:05.691 And teen house parties is the other one where the band are playing in the bedroom and there's a party going on around the house and everything's getting smashed up. 34:05.951 --> 34:08.533 Well, I'm afraid you haven't seen the last of that genre. 34:08.814 --> 34:10.055 That's got to be a... That's never going to go. 34:10.095 --> 34:11.095 That's a hardy perennial. 34:11.236 --> 34:11.816 But they're very good. 34:11.856 --> 34:13.958 We'll decide who's getting the prize. 34:14.058 --> 34:15.079 Are you happy with those, Adam? 34:15.539 --> 34:16.260 Yes, absolutely. 34:16.280 --> 34:21.284 We'll see if anyone else texts in during this next song, but if not, we'll award a prize to one of those. 34:21.304 --> 34:22.065 Thank you. 34:22.205 --> 34:24.066 But first of all, here's Belle and Sebastian. 34:24.086 --> 34:25.267 This is a new track from them. 34:25.307 --> 34:28.630 This is coming out in January, and it's called Funny Little Frog. 34:40.423 --> 34:47.866 Very nice Bell and Sebastian with funny little frog now, I guess we should wrap up our text competition Yeah, but there's so many good ones coming in. 34:48.086 --> 34:48.827 Have you got some more there? 34:48.967 --> 34:52.568 Yeah, how about this bands riding in cars with a back projected? 34:52.588 --> 34:56.130 You know background like a deliberately wrong-looking. 34:56.150 --> 34:56.350 Yeah 34:56.630 --> 34:57.930 This is coming from Dan in Watford. 34:57.950 --> 35:00.571 The ultimate has to be a band riding in a car with an awful backdrop. 35:00.591 --> 35:03.492 Stereophonics, Dakotas, Green Day, Holiday. 35:03.652 --> 35:06.253 Ban it all, I tell you, it's lazy, says Dan in Watford. 35:06.273 --> 35:07.233 Getting quite angry there. 35:07.554 --> 35:09.994 There's others that have come in anonymously. 35:10.755 --> 35:12.175 The band in cartoon form. 35:12.655 --> 35:13.255 That's a good one. 35:13.355 --> 35:15.516 Yeah, because bands just get tired of doing videos. 35:15.556 --> 35:17.857 So an easy way out is just to go, oh, do 35:18.097 --> 35:18.858 cartoon. 35:19.118 --> 35:19.758 Just to animate us. 35:19.799 --> 35:24.943 Gorillaz have obviously made a whole career out of that, but they have chosen one of the world's best animators to do it. 35:24.963 --> 35:27.465 Steve Yes, they've taken it to its brilliant logical extreme. 35:27.485 --> 35:27.726 Ricky Yeah. 35:28.046 --> 35:28.646 Here's another one. 35:28.666 --> 35:30.528 Uh, stars lip syncing. 35:30.968 --> 35:36.173 Band can't be bothered to film, they've got celebrity friends, they say, come along and lip sync to our song. 35:36.934 --> 35:37.814 Uh, who's done that? 35:37.874 --> 35:38.995 Elton John's done that, hasn't he? 35:39.816 --> 35:41.317 I'm sure Blobby Williams has done that. 35:41.898 --> 35:47.703 OK, and here's a really good one that's coming from two, er, listeners, but one of them's anonymous, the other is called Raj. 35:48.043 --> 35:54.868 Pop stars being chased, er, pop stars pretending to be spies being chased by men in suits carrying some sort of briefcase. 35:55.089 --> 35:57.270 That happens a lot in dance music videos. 35:57.491 --> 35:57.851 Yeah. 35:58.051 --> 36:01.154 And they spoof that in, er, that film It's All Gone Peek Tong. 36:01.454 --> 36:01.754 Do they? 36:01.834 --> 36:02.034 Yeah. 36:03.055 --> 36:04.296 Never met anyone who's seen that before. 36:04.356 --> 36:04.876 It's a good film. 36:05.076 --> 36:07.517 Well, it's got its mo- it's a weird film, but it's got its moments. 36:07.797 --> 36:08.177 There you go. 36:08.197 --> 36:08.897 So those are pretty good. 36:08.917 --> 36:10.938 Are we gonna decide who gets that- who gets the prize? 36:11.218 --> 36:12.959 I like- let's give it to the angriest one. 36:13.119 --> 36:13.859 Let's give it to Dan. 36:14.119 --> 36:15.640 To Dan in- where's he gone? 36:15.660 --> 36:16.160 Where's he gone? 36:16.180 --> 36:16.700 Where's he gone? 36:16.800 --> 36:17.480 Dan in Watford. 36:17.740 --> 36:19.981 I like people in- For the band riding in cars with an awful backdrop. 36:20.061 --> 36:20.561 Yeah, yeah. 36:20.621 --> 36:24.103 Because, you know, I appreciate anyone who gets upset about things that really don't matter. 36:24.123 --> 36:24.263 Yeah. 36:25.203 --> 36:29.245 Erm, so thanks a lot for everybody- to everybody who got in touch with us there. 36:29.565 --> 36:32.986 Speaking of getting angry, I saw Harry Potter and what's it called? 36:33.006 --> 36:34.967 The Bucket of Turds last night. 36:34.987 --> 36:36.027 The Goblet of Genius? 36:36.047 --> 36:37.268 The Goblet of Genius. 36:37.828 --> 36:39.348 And er, it was terrible. 36:39.388 --> 36:40.129 Oh come on. 36:40.229 --> 36:40.989 It was terrible! 36:41.049 --> 36:42.129 I'm sorry, Harry Potter is terrible. 36:42.149 --> 36:43.370 I like that one better than Narnia. 36:43.410 --> 36:44.490 You like Narnia, you lunatic. 36:44.510 --> 36:46.391 I like to take Narnia over Harry Potter any day. 36:46.411 --> 36:46.831 I'll fight you! 36:46.851 --> 36:51.353 But listen, my point, we have a fight, a Harry Potter versus, well let's do that 36:51.793 --> 36:54.375 after Christmas, cos listeners could take sides. 36:55.056 --> 37:01.121 I've always wanted there to be like a proper actual physical pop-culture punch-up over something really stupid. 37:01.362 --> 37:02.703 You'll stand up for Potter. 37:02.723 --> 37:03.824 I'll fight you for Potter. 37:04.184 --> 37:05.405 Over Narnia, definitely. 37:05.946 --> 37:07.687 But all the Christians will be on my side. 37:08.128 --> 37:09.249 I'll be the Jesus army. 37:09.749 --> 37:12.071 You and your Satan worshipping pagans. 37:13.212 --> 37:15.734 You will- ah man, will- will Jesus you're out of the box. 37:15.754 --> 37:18.276 I've got the power of market forces on my side. 37:18.316 --> 37:22.660 I'm not a Christian but I will harness their violent force for this fight. 37:22.720 --> 37:26.683 Well you've got Ray Winstone in your corner, all I've got is Ray Fines. 37:26.763 --> 37:27.243 Exactly. 37:27.544 --> 37:28.724 And Dawn French. 37:29.145 --> 37:30.166 And you've got French. 37:30.226 --> 37:39.993 So listen, but my point was in Harry Potter and the Bucket of Turds, it's supposed to be all dark and dramatic and it's rubbish and they get- and Ron gets- he falls out with Ron, right? 37:40.334 --> 37:40.454 Yeah. 37:40.994 --> 37:53.007 and Harry Potter's gotta be, he's sort of trying to be as rude as he can and almost swear at Ron Weasley and at the height of his fury he says to Ron Weasley, Ron you foul git! 37:54.623 --> 37:56.444 And I thought, well, that's interesting, isn't it? 37:56.524 --> 38:00.287 Is that- What's the rudest you can be without actually saying a swear word or a made-up word? 38:00.307 --> 38:01.688 Well, Ron says pee off, doesn't he? 38:01.949 --> 38:02.309 Does he? 38:02.369 --> 38:02.969 Yeah, he does. 38:03.970 --> 38:04.851 Oh, these teenagers. 38:04.871 --> 38:05.752 How old are they supposed to be? 38:05.772 --> 38:07.173 Er, in magic years. 38:07.713 --> 38:08.674 In real human years? 38:08.754 --> 38:09.915 About 16, I think. 38:09.955 --> 38:11.496 And they're saying you foul git. 38:11.737 --> 38:12.577 Well, they're magic. 38:12.617 --> 38:13.978 They live in a magic castle. 38:13.998 --> 38:14.379 They don't. 38:14.419 --> 38:17.421 They wear jeans and dance to rock music at that stupid ball. 38:17.441 --> 38:19.143 It's the stupidest film I've ever seen. 38:19.183 --> 38:20.384 It's the stupidest film I've ever seen. 38:20.424 --> 38:21.785 Well, he should be ashamed of himself. 38:22.165 --> 38:23.166 I like that film. 38:23.246 --> 38:26.609 Anyway, sorry, that could- that could- you know, it was meant to be about one thing, it turned into a fight. 38:26.669 --> 38:30.832 Did you like the- you liked the children with the unfeasibly large mouths in Narnia? 38:31.253 --> 38:35.736 I don't k- I don't measure my quality of a movie by the width of a child's mouth. 38:35.816 --> 38:38.098 What about if they- if they can't speak? 38:38.198 --> 38:39.619 Because they're posh kids. 38:40.000 --> 38:43.262 Look, we've come out of the carbon inch or wintry wonderland. 38:43.283 --> 38:43.623 That's what C.S. 38:43.663 --> 38:44.584 Lewis is all about. 38:44.604 --> 38:45.644 It's terrible. 38:46.585 --> 38:47.125 All right. 38:48.066 --> 38:48.626 Come on, let's fight. 38:49.326 --> 38:53.367 We'll play some music and then Joe and I'll have a little punch-up and then we'll be right back. 38:53.427 --> 38:53.947 This is a free place. 38:53.967 --> 38:54.728 Then things will be better. 38:55.048 --> 38:55.528 Exactly. 38:55.628 --> 38:56.648 That'll sort things out. 38:56.668 --> 38:57.448 A bit of violence. 38:57.568 --> 38:59.189 Yeah, typical for a Harry Potter fan. 39:01.430 --> 39:05.511 OK, here's Peter Noong with his version of David Bowie's Oh You Pretty Things. 39:17.978 --> 39:40.767 the end of that record what was that that's the kings of leon with the bucket this is adam and joe on xfm i've uh got to go very shortly unfortunately before you go listen we were having an argument about harry potter and anania before uh where's that oh yes uh someone else called joe says if the harry potter actors want an idea of real insults they should come down to rumpford on a friday 39:41.167 --> 39:42.768 Oh, that's a nice invitation. 39:43.309 --> 39:45.971 But listen, I thought I'd teach you how to do a Harry Potter impression. 39:46.131 --> 39:46.611 OK, go on. 39:46.912 --> 39:48.473 I might have done this before, but I've improved it. 39:48.533 --> 39:55.138 So if you're out there listening and you want to do an amazing Harry Potter impression, then just follow along to these instructions, OK? 39:55.158 --> 39:56.439 I'm gonna- I'm gonna teach Adam here. 39:56.479 --> 39:57.660 So- so just relax your face. 39:57.740 --> 39:57.980 OK. 39:58.781 --> 40:01.503 And, uh, make yourself look as surprised as possible. 40:02.591 --> 40:03.452 Yeah, just with your eyes. 40:03.532 --> 40:04.333 Surprised eyes. 40:04.833 --> 40:07.116 OK, and keep the rest of your face completely blank. 40:07.736 --> 40:08.517 Surprised eyes. 40:08.697 --> 40:13.022 Now, pull the muscles down in your lower lip to reveal your lower teeth. 40:13.042 --> 40:15.304 OK, just like this, look, look. 40:16.526 --> 40:17.407 just pull the muscles down. 40:17.427 --> 40:18.327 There you go, Lila's got it. 40:18.347 --> 40:22.190 So you're not moving any part of your face apart from the muscles in your lower lip to reveal your lower teeth. 40:22.931 --> 40:25.172 Now stick your lower teeth slightly forward. 40:25.452 --> 40:27.314 There we are. 40:27.634 --> 40:28.494 It's working already. 40:28.855 --> 40:31.737 And now move your lower jaw round in a very small circle. 40:31.997 --> 40:34.238 There you go. 40:34.559 --> 40:36.080 Now say Dumbledore. 40:36.500 --> 40:38.982 There we are, it works. 40:39.767 --> 41:03.073 that is flawless I really did you not enjoy any of the set pieces man you know I love I think the production designs amazing and the directions amazing but the scripts in Harry Potter it's just impossible to make those books are they even had like how long was that last one three hours it wasn't it wasn't as long as not always seemed amazingly long I couldn't even make it through to the battle in Narnia hmm 41:03.533 --> 41:07.217 As soon as the lion, boring Liam Neeson lion turned up, I had to leave. 41:07.757 --> 41:10.800 Well, personally, I'd take Narnia over Potter any day. 41:11.100 --> 41:13.022 Well, man, you're welcome to it. 41:13.583 --> 41:19.108 You can spend Christmas in Narnia or I'm gonna go and have fun with the kids in the Magic Castle and listen to Jarvis Cocker. 41:19.248 --> 41:19.549 Yes. 41:19.569 --> 41:22.672 Um, all right, man, well, listen, I've gotta say goodbye now. 41:23.212 --> 41:28.075 But, uh, I'll be preserved in the rest of this half hour in, um, uh- Aspic. 41:28.195 --> 41:28.735 Audioloid. 41:29.176 --> 41:29.436 OK. 41:29.776 --> 41:32.438 Uh, pitching my- my epic track, and I really hope it wins. 41:32.738 --> 41:33.838 Well, leave us with a record, Adam. 41:34.519 --> 41:34.839 Okey-doke. 41:34.879 --> 41:36.000 And, uh, have a great christening. 41:36.100 --> 41:36.260 Yeah. 41:36.280 --> 41:36.340 Bye. 41:36.480 --> 41:37.020 Thanks very much. 41:37.040 --> 41:40.582 Uh, here is Jose Gonzalez with Heartbeats. 41:42.083 --> 41:42.203 Oh. 41:42.363 --> 41:43.584 Look, you see, I pressed it, but it didn't happen. 41:43.604 --> 41:44.565 Oh, I pressed the wrong one. 41:45.325 --> 41:45.645 There you go. 41:45.685 --> 41:47.767 In true Buxton form, I'm leaving with a mistake. 41:47.947 --> 41:48.107 Right. 41:59.482 --> 42:00.182 There we go. 42:00.202 --> 42:00.803 Hello, there we go. 42:00.823 --> 42:03.645 That was REM with Near Wild Heaven. 42:04.125 --> 42:09.308 This is Adam and Joe on XFM, but it's just Joe now because Adam's gone to a christening and left me in the lurch. 42:09.348 --> 42:10.849 But you know, I like it. 42:11.469 --> 42:13.991 I can get closer to Lila, my sexy assistant. 42:14.551 --> 42:15.972 And there's actually another Adam here. 42:16.172 --> 42:16.573 Right, Adam? 42:17.472 --> 42:18.753 He won't speak, he's too embarrassed. 42:19.173 --> 42:21.215 He's our sort of technical assistant. 42:21.235 --> 42:23.616 So it is in a way still the Adam and Joe show. 42:23.676 --> 42:27.659 Now, I've got to decide what record I'm going to choose for Ditties in the Dock. 42:28.880 --> 42:31.461 Adam has recorded a virtual pitch, right Lila? 42:31.481 --> 42:31.702 Yes, he has. 42:32.222 --> 42:33.843 He's been in the studio before the show. 42:34.303 --> 42:34.884 I haven't heard it. 42:34.964 --> 42:38.346 He's chosen an epic rock song because that's the category. 42:38.786 --> 42:41.368 And I've now got to choose something that'll beat him. 42:42.189 --> 42:46.932 So I think my choice, listeners, is going to be the Smiths with How Soon is Now. 42:47.712 --> 42:52.114 I've no idea what Adam's going to choose, but I think that will get you guys calling and voting. 42:52.574 --> 42:56.596 And if you need any more incentive, the prize this week is a copy of The Album. 42:57.257 --> 42:58.357 That's right, it doesn't even have a title. 42:58.397 --> 42:59.258 It's just called The Album. 42:59.658 --> 43:02.639 It's a fantastic compilation of XFM-style songs. 43:02.719 --> 43:04.600 Everyone who gets through gets on the air, wins one of those. 43:05.641 --> 43:12.324 So any second now, we're going to do Dizzies in the Dock, and we're going to discover exactly what Adam's chosen to go against the Smiths. 43:13.379 --> 43:14.863 Until then... Ooh! 43:19.485 --> 43:19.785 There we go. 43:19.805 --> 43:29.670 Okay, it's time for Dizzy's in the Dock, the exciting, climactic battle between myself and Joe for who gets to play the final song of our two hours here at XFM on a Saturday afternoon. 43:30.010 --> 43:32.651 This week, the category is epics. 43:33.232 --> 43:39.895 Epic songs that really are slightly too long to play on a snappy, exciting, youth-based pop show like this one. 43:40.235 --> 43:45.998 But today, we're gonna get a chance to hear an amazing slice of rock history from some legendary artists. 43:46.518 --> 43:48.239 I am urging you to vote for 43:49.159 --> 43:50.899 Light My Fire by The Doors. 43:51.240 --> 43:55.061 Now, I think The Doors are a fairly unfashionable commodity these days, but I've always loved them. 43:55.401 --> 44:01.782 And I always remember the first time I ever heard this on a Saturday afternoon, driving around town with my mum, and suddenly it came on Radio 1. 44:01.822 --> 44:04.563 I think it was Janice Long's show, I can't remember. 44:04.983 --> 44:07.764 But it was a very long time ago, and I thought, wow, this is going on forever. 44:08.064 --> 44:09.144 But I'm kind of digging it. 44:09.564 --> 44:10.724 It's freaking my brain. 44:11.085 --> 44:16.206 And that's exactly the effect that you will have if you vote for this song and it gets played here on XFM. 44:17.286 --> 44:23.009 It's an absolute peach, features an amazing, almost never-ending organ solo from Ray Manzarek. 44:24.110 --> 44:25.890 And I can't say enough good things about it. 44:25.991 --> 44:26.771 You know you love it. 44:27.151 --> 44:29.472 You haven't heard it for much too long a time. 44:29.492 --> 44:31.413 Vote for Light My Fire by The Doors. 44:31.613 --> 44:32.554 Joe, what are you choosing? 44:33.474 --> 44:34.095 Oh, thanks, Adam. 44:34.115 --> 44:35.276 Wow, it's almost as if he's here. 44:36.117 --> 44:37.758 I'm going to choose How Soon Is Now. 44:37.838 --> 44:39.159 I've already said it, you idiot. 44:39.379 --> 44:40.100 Adam, you idiot. 44:40.160 --> 44:40.981 I've already announced it. 44:41.361 --> 44:42.142 Eh, not listening. 44:42.542 --> 44:44.844 I'm going to choose The Smiths with How Soon Is Now. 44:44.864 --> 44:51.690 I don't know what to say about it, except that it's one of the greatest modern rock records ever recorded, right, Lila? 44:52.030 --> 44:52.911 Is that hyperbolic? 44:53.311 --> 44:54.211 No, I definitely think so. 44:54.871 --> 44:56.352 It's just got a fantastic unique sound. 44:56.412 --> 44:57.912 It sounds unlike any other record. 44:58.192 --> 45:02.553 And you know, unlike any other epic records, it really doesn't diminish as you play it. 45:02.593 --> 45:06.553 You don't really get bored of it because the sound is so very unique. 45:06.854 --> 45:07.454 So call 0 8 7 1 2 2 2 1 0 4 9. 45:10.314 --> 45:10.474 That's 0 8 7 1 2 2 2 1 0 4 9. 45:12.875 --> 45:15.735 Vote for either The Doors or The Smiths. 45:16.135 --> 45:19.656 It's How Soon Is Now versus I've forgotten what Adams is, Like My Fire. 45:20.416 --> 45:23.277 The oldest, hoariest cliche in rock. 45:23.797 --> 45:26.098 Or, you know, a song that doesn't get played that much. 45:26.138 --> 45:27.499 The Smiths vs The Doors. 45:27.519 --> 45:27.579 0-8-7-1. 45:27.599 --> 45:27.759 Triple 2. 45:27.799 --> 45:27.859 1-0-4-9. 45:27.879 --> 45:28.099 Call now! 46:15.741 --> 46:20.042 Yes, that was Goldfrapp with number one, and it's time to play Ditties in the Dock. 46:20.062 --> 46:25.344 This is the part of the show where you, the listeners, get to vote which song we'll play our two hours out with. 46:25.464 --> 46:33.385 Adam's left for a christening, but earlier you will have heard him pitch his track in a virtual styling, and his choice was The Doors. 46:34.286 --> 46:35.166 We got it by far. 46:37.284 --> 47:06.905 boring long song my choice was the Smith's with how soon is now an excellent song of course Adams not here so he can't rebuff me we got five callers on the line everyone who gets on the air wins a copy of the album let's waste no time and go to Claire hello Claire hello Claire how you doing I'm good thank you how you doing I'm doing okay you know Adams gone to a christening and you're in charge I'm in charge but you know what Claire to be perfectly honest I can't operate this radio station I don't understand how to do it 47:08.937 --> 47:23.266 it is buttons, but I sit here reading the texts and the mails and stuff, and reading Heat magazine, and Adam presses all the buttons, so now Lila, the producer's taken over, and she's getting so excited about the whole thing, she's making me slightly nervous. 47:23.887 --> 47:25.888 So Claire, will you just tell her to calm down? 47:26.948 --> 47:28.429 Please be calm, it's all good. 47:28.690 --> 47:32.452 Yeah, because you know, I think a woman, she's more likely to listen to another woman. 47:33.713 --> 47:34.433 No, she's not, okay. 47:34.573 --> 47:36.995 So Claire, listen, what did you think of Adam's pitch there for the doors? 47:39.225 --> 47:39.505 Hello? 47:39.626 --> 47:40.206 Hello Claire? 47:41.087 --> 47:41.407 Claire? 47:42.248 --> 47:43.048 We've lost Claire! 47:43.769 --> 47:44.750 Oh my god! 47:44.770 --> 47:46.571 Okay, let's go to line two. 47:46.611 --> 47:47.672 Let's go to line two, Faye. 47:48.153 --> 47:48.573 Hello! 47:48.693 --> 47:50.695 Hello Faye, you're not going to suddenly vanish, are you? 47:51.235 --> 47:51.616 I'm not. 47:51.936 --> 47:55.679 Okay, so well let's get the important stuff out of the way first in case you do vanish. 47:55.699 --> 47:56.420 Who are you voting for? 47:56.440 --> 47:57.681 Is it going to be the Smiths or the Dawes? 47:58.001 --> 47:58.381 The Smiths. 47:58.882 --> 47:59.342 Well done. 47:59.983 --> 48:00.883 Do you object to the Dawes? 48:01.864 --> 48:03.366 A lot actually, I really object to them. 48:03.446 --> 48:05.968 Do you think it reflects badly on Adam that he selected the Dawes? 48:06.827 --> 48:08.368 Um, yes. 48:08.588 --> 48:09.168 Yes, good. 48:09.449 --> 48:09.969 Well done. 48:10.149 --> 48:11.970 So that's, that's one nil to me. 48:12.010 --> 48:12.490 Thank you, Faye. 48:12.510 --> 48:18.133 And you win a copy of the album, which is packed full of the kind of music you might hear here on XFM. 48:18.173 --> 48:19.234 Very good compilation record. 48:19.254 --> 48:19.874 Thanks for calling. 48:19.914 --> 48:20.495 Thanks for listening. 48:20.815 --> 48:22.996 That's one to me, but we've got a sort of anonymous vote. 48:23.316 --> 48:24.217 Are we going to get Claire back? 48:25.187 --> 48:28.810 Let's see how it goes, and I'll tell you what she's going to vote. 48:28.830 --> 48:30.371 She's so authoritative, is Lila. 48:30.431 --> 48:31.371 OK, let's go to James. 48:31.391 --> 48:32.012 Hello, James. 48:32.352 --> 48:32.672 Hello there. 48:32.892 --> 48:33.433 How you doing? 48:33.633 --> 48:34.133 I'm fine, thanks. 48:34.393 --> 48:36.915 I'm slightly scared by my lady producer, Lila. 48:37.295 --> 48:37.655 James? 48:38.716 --> 48:39.917 Yeah? 48:39.937 --> 48:41.698 I can't say the phrase that would describe it. 48:41.718 --> 48:43.359 You're just being so assertive, Lila. 48:44.260 --> 48:44.900 That's my job. 48:44.980 --> 48:45.901 That's terrifying. 48:45.921 --> 48:46.861 That's my job. 48:46.881 --> 48:47.642 Ah, James, mate. 48:48.062 --> 48:49.003 What are you going to be voting for? 48:49.043 --> 48:50.003 Is it The Doors or The Smiths? 48:50.384 --> 48:51.304 I'm going to have to go again. 48:51.324 --> 48:52.365 She's got to be The Doors, mate. 48:52.805 --> 48:53.085 What? 48:53.446 --> 48:54.907 Surely you've heard that song enough, though. 48:55.327 --> 48:56.848 No, it's a great song. 48:57.028 --> 48:57.849 It goes on forever. 48:58.950 --> 49:00.451 OK, well, all right, James. 49:00.651 --> 49:01.692 So that's one all. 49:02.032 --> 49:02.592 Thanks for calling. 49:02.612 --> 49:03.873 You get a copy of the album as well. 49:03.893 --> 49:04.854 All right, thanks, mate. 49:05.234 --> 49:06.375 This is gut-wrenching stuff. 49:06.415 --> 49:08.016 Let's go to Jane. 49:08.557 --> 49:09.137 Hello, Jane. 49:09.918 --> 49:10.338 Hello. 49:10.578 --> 49:11.419 How are you doing, Jane? 49:11.459 --> 49:13.080 I'm OK, thank you very much. 49:13.320 --> 49:14.081 Oh, you sound lovely. 49:14.101 --> 49:14.601 Where are you from? 49:14.641 --> 49:15.462 Where's that accent from? 49:15.482 --> 49:16.623 South Wales. 49:16.983 --> 49:17.544 There you go. 49:17.884 --> 49:19.305 But where are you, where are you calling from? 49:19.325 --> 49:20.426 Walthamstow. 49:20.646 --> 49:22.348 What are you doing in Walthamstow? 49:22.608 --> 49:24.750 I ask myself that every single day. 49:24.810 --> 49:28.473 Did you see the documentary about Brian Harvey from East 17 during the week? 49:28.493 --> 49:30.174 Because he was from, they were from Walthamstow. 49:30.255 --> 49:31.596 I made sure I missed it. 49:31.996 --> 49:32.376 Yeah. 49:32.537 --> 49:33.998 You know what happened to him, don't you? 49:34.018 --> 49:34.939 He had a terrible accident. 49:35.219 --> 49:37.561 He did it quite near where I live, actually. 49:37.641 --> 49:39.022 The accident was near where you lived? 49:39.162 --> 49:39.362 Yes. 49:39.763 --> 49:40.063 Really? 49:40.103 --> 49:41.344 You weren't involved in any way? 49:41.524 --> 49:42.465 Oh, no, no, no, no. 49:42.525 --> 49:43.086 No, no, no. 49:43.126 --> 49:44.487 But you obviously feel sorry for him. 49:45.084 --> 49:45.984 Oh, yes, yes, yes. 49:46.064 --> 49:49.025 Yeah, he came across pretty well, only very slightly bitter. 49:49.585 --> 49:51.586 But hey, who wouldn't be if that happened to you? 49:52.126 --> 49:53.706 So listen, Jane, what are you going to be voting for? 49:53.766 --> 49:56.547 Is it going to be the Smiths or the Dawes? 49:56.927 --> 50:00.208 It was a really difficult choice, but I'm going for the Dawes. 50:00.308 --> 50:01.969 Wow, you sound like an X Factor judge. 50:02.689 --> 50:04.710 Oh, I've never even watched the X Factor. 50:04.730 --> 50:05.030 Really? 50:05.370 --> 50:08.351 Oh, well done, there should be a statue of you put on the moon. 50:09.491 --> 50:12.492 There we go, so there we go, so it's, what was it again, the Smiths? 50:14.710 --> 50:15.050 Hello? 50:15.070 --> 50:15.490 Hello. 50:15.550 --> 50:16.771 No, I voted for The Doors. 50:17.291 --> 50:18.211 What are you playing at? 50:18.912 --> 50:20.032 That's me two down. 50:20.192 --> 50:20.832 I know. 50:21.213 --> 50:21.853 I'm sorry. 50:21.873 --> 50:23.273 Jane, I'm retracting the statue. 50:23.493 --> 50:26.775 It's coming down off the moon, but thanks for calling and you'll get a copy of the album again. 50:26.915 --> 50:27.455 So what is that? 50:27.475 --> 50:28.735 That's 2-1 to Buxton? 50:28.756 --> 50:28.836 Yeah. 50:29.496 --> 50:30.836 That's not going according to plan. 50:31.377 --> 50:31.957 Sebastian? 50:32.617 --> 50:33.017 Hello. 50:33.317 --> 50:35.298 Sebastian, do you realise the predicament we're in? 50:35.318 --> 50:36.599 I certainly do. 50:36.819 --> 50:38.859 Because, you know, we're supposed to have five callers. 50:39.060 --> 50:42.641 It's going to be... Just tell us who you're going to vote for, Sebastian, The Doors or The Smiths? 50:43.046 --> 50:47.669 Well, if he'd have said the end, I may have gone for the doors, but that means it's got to be the Smiths. 50:47.990 --> 50:48.750 Well done, sir. 50:49.370 --> 50:50.051 It's the tune. 50:50.872 --> 50:51.452 It is the tune. 50:51.532 --> 51:02.300 It's an amazing record, the Smiths' record, but you know, we're in a quandary now because it's two-all and, you know, we're first caller. 51:02.320 --> 51:03.661 Maybe we can swing this, right? 51:03.681 --> 51:05.262 You've got a brother called Felix, haven't you? 51:05.562 --> 51:06.222 How do you know that? 51:06.242 --> 51:07.603 Because I went to school with him. 51:07.623 --> 51:07.884 Did you? 51:07.904 --> 51:09.685 I went to school with you, but I'm obviously older than you. 51:09.765 --> 51:10.866 What's your second name, Sebastian? 51:11.598 --> 51:14.480 James, you wouldn't remember me when I was about three at the time. 51:14.540 --> 51:14.880 Really? 51:15.360 --> 51:15.600 Yeah. 51:16.241 --> 51:18.682 Wow, that must have been a fetus in that case. 51:19.483 --> 51:19.903 Pretty much. 51:20.343 --> 51:21.083 Yeah, so there you go. 51:21.103 --> 51:21.924 So how are you going to swing this? 51:21.944 --> 51:23.365 So my brother's called Felix and...? 51:23.385 --> 51:28.668 So therefore, because I have the family connection and, you know, it's obviously got to be the doors. 51:28.948 --> 51:30.609 Sorry, excuse me, excuse me, no. 51:30.629 --> 51:30.929 Shocking. 51:31.890 --> 51:34.191 You're absolutely right, that's a very good logic, Sebastian. 51:34.691 --> 51:37.593 And you know, I would go with that logic, but I don't think Lila's going to let it slide. 51:37.932 --> 51:41.054 Well, we do have one more caller if you want to make it proper. 51:41.074 --> 51:42.394 Oh, hey, Sebastian, thanks for calling. 51:42.414 --> 51:43.215 Thank you. 51:43.235 --> 51:45.536 And, you know, let's go for a drink, catch up or something. 51:46.417 --> 51:47.397 I'll remember you to my brother. 51:48.138 --> 51:50.219 But let's go for this final caller. 51:50.239 --> 51:50.279 OK. 51:51.119 --> 51:52.020 What's his or her name? 51:52.220 --> 51:52.440 It's Joe. 51:52.500 --> 51:53.941 It's Joe on line two. 51:54.101 --> 51:55.942 Is it a lady Joe or a man Joe? 51:56.322 --> 51:56.722 It's a man Joe. 51:56.882 --> 51:57.423 It's a man Joe. 51:57.443 --> 51:57.883 Hello, Joe. 51:58.083 --> 51:58.403 Hello. 51:58.743 --> 52:00.464 You've got an E on the end, so that would make you a man. 52:00.844 --> 52:01.085 Yeah. 52:01.265 --> 52:05.507 Do you get angry when people... Actually, I don't put an E because it's Jonathan, really, but... Really? 52:05.567 --> 52:06.227 Hi, Jonathan. 52:06.247 --> 52:07.308 So people think you're a girl? 52:08.298 --> 52:10.459 It confuses people that they hate me. 52:10.819 --> 52:15.761 OK, so Joe, you realise you have a very important role now to play? 52:15.781 --> 52:16.681 I agree, absolutely. 52:16.701 --> 52:17.622 It's the best bastion. 52:17.682 --> 52:23.104 If he'd gone to the end, then the other Joe would have fixed it, but it's got to be the Smiths. 52:23.364 --> 52:23.864 Whey! 52:23.964 --> 52:24.544 So I win. 52:24.604 --> 52:25.685 Thank you very much, Joe. 52:26.325 --> 52:28.186 And I wonder what happened to Claire there? 52:28.991 --> 52:31.973 Maybe she was abducted by aliens, or I hope nothing horrible happened to her. 52:32.013 --> 52:32.854 Claire, we hope you're all right. 52:32.874 --> 52:34.836 Joe, thank you very much for coming in and saving the day. 52:34.856 --> 52:35.656 That's OK. 52:35.676 --> 52:36.577 That makes me the winner. 52:36.897 --> 52:38.659 The doors are history. 52:39.159 --> 52:39.980 The doors are closed. 52:40.320 --> 52:40.820 What's that, Lila? 52:40.840 --> 52:42.061 Shall we just hear from Adam? 52:42.722 --> 52:43.282 Adam Buxton? 52:43.383 --> 52:44.864 Oh, he's got a recorded response, has he? 52:45.164 --> 52:46.605 Hey, thanks, Joe, for calling. 52:46.645 --> 52:47.726 Sorry we only spoke to you briefly. 52:47.766 --> 52:50.088 Let's hear Adam's recorded rebuttal. 52:50.889 --> 52:51.209 Oh, well. 52:51.849 --> 52:52.330 Never mind. 52:53.411 --> 52:54.291 I can understand that. 52:54.632 --> 52:56.133 It is quite tedious. 52:57.372 --> 52:58.713 Yeah, there we go. 52:59.033 --> 53:01.215 Did he do one if he won and one if he lost? 53:01.315 --> 53:01.555 Yes, he did. 53:01.575 --> 53:02.135 Do you want to hear it? 53:02.155 --> 53:04.357 Yeah, let's hear the one if we would have played if he'd won. 53:04.377 --> 53:05.418 OK, hang on. 53:06.699 --> 53:07.639 Yes, I'm the king. 53:08.180 --> 53:09.881 Here are the doors with light my fire. 53:10.461 --> 53:10.741 Brilliant. 53:10.761 --> 53:11.662 I'm glad we heard that. 53:12.283 --> 53:14.224 OK, well, thanks very much for listening, everybody. 53:14.244 --> 53:15.485 Are we going to play the song and come back? 53:17.290 --> 53:17.771 We'll do that. 53:17.831 --> 53:18.352 So here it is. 53:18.412 --> 53:19.693 Thanks for everybody who called in. 53:20.114 --> 53:21.696 Cornish is yet again the winner. 53:21.716 --> 53:22.217 And you know what? 53:22.337 --> 53:25.221 Even if I hadn't been, I would have rigged it because Adam's not here to find me out. 53:25.742 --> 53:28.385 Here are the Smiths with How Soon is Now. 53:47.392 --> 54:10.747 I'm the sun and the air I'm a shiner that is criminal and global I'm some man, but nothing in particular They shut you down, how can you say? 54:10.867 --> 54:16.851 I go back in the wrong way 54:24.071 --> 54:52.187 I'll strike everybody else down I'm the sun and the air 54:56.142 --> 55:17.736 All the shyness that was criminally vulgar I am the summoner Of nothing in particular Should you know, how can you say I know bad things the wrong way 55:25.083 --> 55:26.312 Like everybody else 56:11.036 --> 56:20.269 There's a club that you've got to go You've kept me tumbling, I really love you 57:03.516 --> 57:05.398 Man, that was less epic than I remember it being. 57:06.118 --> 57:07.619 Doesn't epic mean it's supposed to be very long? 57:08.400 --> 57:09.020 How long was that? 57:09.761 --> 57:12.183 It was 3 minutes and 38 seconds. 57:12.423 --> 57:14.585 Oh, well it's got an epic quality to it, right? 57:15.225 --> 57:16.026 Just in the guitars. 57:16.046 --> 57:19.308 There we go, thanks very much to everybody who called in and voted for that. 57:19.348 --> 57:20.890 Yet again, Cornish wins. 57:21.290 --> 57:23.151 Making it my fifth win in a row? 57:24.552 --> 57:25.133 I think so. 57:25.583 --> 57:32.189 If anyone was, you know, if I had the kind of personality where I actually cared about this kind of thing, then I'd be very pleased with myself. 57:32.910 --> 57:34.011 Well, that's almost it for this week. 57:34.231 --> 57:35.612 Thanks very much, everybody, for listening. 57:36.233 --> 57:40.437 And I should tell you that Adam and I are going to be here next weekend, which is, of course, Christmas Eve. 57:40.897 --> 57:46.102 Lovely, cuddly, warm and friendly Christmas Eve, the day before Jesus's birthday. 57:46.423 --> 57:48.685 And we're going to be doing a very special show from our little shack. 57:49.125 --> 58:12.865 in the middle of Leicester Square if anyone was fortunate or unfortunate enough to hear the same show last year we did the same thing we have a little wooden cabin in the middle of Leicester Square and we light a fire and we play great music and in particular next week we're going to be buying each other presents so this week I've got to go out and buy Adam three stupid presents wrap them up and I'll be giving them to him live on air and vice versa he'll be giving me presents we've got a maximum budget of 20 pounds 58:14.358 --> 58:15.539 Uh, so there should be some fun there. 58:15.559 --> 58:24.025 Uh, and also Christmas Ditties in the Dock, I can exclusively reveal, will be the strangest Christmas songs we can find. 58:24.465 --> 58:27.047 And I found, I think, a pretty weird song. 58:27.087 --> 58:29.929 The most odd, hilarious Christmas films, uh, films? 58:30.089 --> 58:30.970 Songs ever recorded. 58:30.990 --> 58:31.871 That'll be Ditties in the Dock. 58:32.711 --> 58:33.352 Er, next year. 58:33.812 --> 58:34.573 So that's almost it. 58:34.753 --> 58:40.458 And the only one thing we didn't resolve this week, listeners, is whether space cadets is a good thing or a bad thing. 58:40.718 --> 58:48.525 Whether it was inherently evil and made you feel creepy and dirty and soiled, or whether it was brilliant and we could all, with impunity, laugh at other people's expense. 58:48.905 --> 58:50.507 And you know what the balance of the text is, Lila? 58:50.527 --> 58:50.567 No. 58:51.527 --> 58:52.588 It's that it was slightly creepy. 58:53.449 --> 58:56.652 I think nobody came out of that show not feeling a little bit guilty and shameful. 58:58.447 --> 59:02.656 It was kind of like mass televised torture, but strangely and cruelly enjoyable. 59:03.177 --> 59:03.598 That's it. 59:04.520 --> 59:05.282 We'll see you next week. 59:05.623 --> 59:08.208 Have a great Christmas shopping week and we'll be back for our Christmas show. 59:08.228 --> 59:08.289 Bye.