WEBVTT 00:02.523 --> 00:07.827 Well, we were having such fun talking to Alex and Midge and Lumpy, his two assistants. 00:08.988 --> 00:10.810 After two years, I still don't know what their names are. 00:10.830 --> 00:12.311 Er, Ash. 00:12.872 --> 00:14.113 Ash and Lumpy. 00:14.193 --> 00:14.633 And Lumpy. 00:14.793 --> 00:15.233 And Midge. 00:16.074 --> 00:17.075 Anyway, we were just catching up. 00:17.475 --> 00:18.076 Hello, listeners. 00:18.696 --> 00:19.117 Mark. 00:19.457 --> 00:20.138 I'm Joe Cornish. 00:20.518 --> 00:21.338 I'm Adam Buxton. 00:21.439 --> 00:28.104 Where Adam and Joe, we've been away for the summer and you've had to tolerate low-quality talent like Ricky Gervais and Simon Amstel. 00:28.344 --> 00:28.584 Yeah. 00:29.265 --> 00:29.926 Must have been awful. 00:30.566 --> 00:33.388 No, thanks to those guys, it must have been actually amazingly good. 00:33.408 --> 00:34.789 Oh, absolutely sarcastic, obviously. 00:34.849 --> 00:36.751 Yeah, I know, but I'm just making sure that people realise that. 00:36.771 --> 00:37.231 Yeah, thank you. 00:37.672 --> 00:39.773 I sound as if I'm in the dustbin, is that normal? 00:40.514 --> 00:42.716 I'm just, you know, it's so unfamiliar being back. 00:43.096 --> 00:45.037 It's strange, all buttons are strange. 00:45.057 --> 00:48.580 That was the Foo Fighters you were just listening to, incidentally, with DOA. 00:48.600 --> 00:50.622 Got a lot of good music on the show today. 00:50.642 --> 00:52.703 Uh, ooh, some of them are familiar. 00:53.884 --> 01:00.471 bit of razor light, some gorillas, red hot chili peppers, gold fat, uh, Kaiser chiefs, uh, Danny Warhols, that kind of thing. 01:00.491 --> 01:04.414 We've got a few free plays we'll be throwing in there for you as well, excitingly. 01:04.995 --> 01:11.921 And, um, we thought we'd ease ourselves into the show again today, rather than, you know, coming with a whole lot of new ideas. 01:11.941 --> 01:14.223 We've got a lot of new ideas for the show. 01:14.904 --> 01:23.508 But rather than force them all in today and kind of blow people's minds, we thought we'd do none today and then save them for a bit. 01:24.148 --> 01:26.769 And then people would ease into it a bit more. 01:27.429 --> 01:28.069 That's a good idea. 01:28.349 --> 01:31.571 But we do have free DVDs to give away. 01:31.591 --> 01:37.733 We've got My Summer of Love, the lesbian lady film about young ladies who fall in love, lie in fields and touch each other. 01:38.073 --> 01:38.974 I haven't seen it yet, but... 01:39.654 --> 01:41.155 when I do, that's what I'm expecting to see. 01:41.695 --> 01:42.436 Touching in fields. 01:43.176 --> 01:45.918 And, er, also two copies of Scrubs, series two. 01:45.978 --> 01:47.699 Some people get very excited about Scrubs. 01:48.079 --> 01:49.259 And Zak Brabth. 01:49.960 --> 01:50.620 Zak Brabth? 01:51.020 --> 01:53.462 Yeah, you know, I've got a problem, I've never really seen his name. 01:54.142 --> 01:56.143 How do you say his name? 01:56.223 --> 01:56.644 Er, Z-Z-Z. 01:56.684 --> 01:56.904 Z-Z-Z. 01:57.004 --> 01:57.484 Z-Z-Z. 01:57.564 --> 01:57.804 Z-Z-Z. 01:57.824 --> 02:02.807 But he's handsome and, er, sensitive and nerdy and he's in Garden State. 02:02.827 --> 02:05.509 Garden State's one of the most torturous experiences of my life. 02:06.209 --> 02:06.749 Have you seen it? 02:06.929 --> 02:07.149 No. 02:07.349 --> 02:08.270 Because you told me not to. 02:08.410 --> 02:10.810 Oh, yeah, well, I stick to my original assertion. 02:10.970 --> 02:11.870 Avoid it like the plague. 02:11.890 --> 02:17.272 Well, if you're a fan of Zach Blev, you can win a Series 2 box set of scrubs. 02:17.472 --> 02:22.013 Plus, we've got tickets to see the super furry animals at the Carling Academy, Brixton, on Thursday the 22nd. 02:22.233 --> 02:24.013 And we'll have a text competition for that. 02:24.073 --> 02:25.174 It's a good text competition. 02:25.534 --> 02:25.774 Wow. 02:25.834 --> 02:27.734 That'll draw on our listeners' creative juices. 02:28.434 --> 02:29.135 Remind me what it is? 02:30.315 --> 02:32.375 It's the American Fall TV. 02:32.535 --> 02:32.975 Oh, brilliant. 02:33.035 --> 02:33.656 Oh, it's brilliant. 02:33.716 --> 02:34.096 It's brilliant. 02:34.176 --> 02:34.736 So that's coming up. 02:35.456 --> 02:37.397 And also, should we talk about our anecdote competition? 02:37.437 --> 02:38.358 It's not really a competition. 02:38.438 --> 02:40.619 It's not a competition between you and my- and myself. 02:41.280 --> 02:45.542 Me and Joe are gonna have a competition, um- Cos we've been away for how long? 02:45.582 --> 02:46.043 Three months? 02:46.103 --> 02:46.543 Four months? 02:46.663 --> 02:47.343 Something like that. 02:47.363 --> 02:47.603 Three months. 02:47.664 --> 02:48.764 Yeah, so a lot's happened. 02:48.984 --> 02:49.305 Oh yeah. 02:49.385 --> 02:49.965 In our lives. 02:50.125 --> 02:52.006 A lot of amazing anecdotes we've got. 02:52.386 --> 02:54.528 All- most of them with a celebrity name involved. 02:54.808 --> 02:55.088 Yeah. 02:55.588 --> 02:57.750 Well you can't have an anecdote without a celebrity name. 02:57.770 --> 02:59.391 So basically we've got here a list of six. 03:00.191 --> 03:00.852 Ricky Laughs Slightly 03:15.451 --> 03:35.123 what's how does it end they score they score the anecdote out of ten oh right and then one of us basically gets fired that's right it's that serious if we one of us is gonna leave yeah the one with the lowest score the weakest summer anecdotes is gonna just leave like the weakest link like the weakest link and then Simon Amstel will come back and Lauren Laverne or Lauren Laverne 03:36.284 --> 03:36.925 Someone good. 03:37.425 --> 03:38.666 Someone better than an us. 03:38.846 --> 03:39.146 Yeah. 03:39.586 --> 03:42.168 Shall we say that- We'll save our anecdotes for a little bit, shall we? 03:42.188 --> 03:47.651 We'll save that competition for a bit, but the number you'll need to interact with all of these fantastic things is 08712221049. 03:47.711 --> 03:49.092 If you want to text us, 83XFM. 03:49.132 --> 03:50.352 I'm hungry for rock. 03:50.372 --> 04:01.579 Okay, how about a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a 04:07.546 --> 04:08.247 Yeah, yes. 04:10.348 --> 04:11.209 Wow, that was terrific. 04:11.329 --> 04:12.230 That was The Killers. 04:12.430 --> 04:13.110 I'm so sweaty. 04:13.131 --> 04:14.071 I'm all sweaty after that. 04:14.211 --> 04:14.932 I don't want to know. 04:14.952 --> 04:15.052 Sorry. 04:15.813 --> 04:17.734 That was The Killers with Jenny Was a Friend of Mine. 04:17.774 --> 04:20.056 Before that, you heard LSF by Kasabian. 04:20.516 --> 04:23.719 This is Adam and Joe on XFM Saturday afternoon here. 04:23.759 --> 04:24.640 It's a nice day. 04:24.800 --> 04:25.520 Nice day. 04:25.620 --> 04:26.321 Nice and cold. 04:26.361 --> 04:28.423 That's the way I like it. 04:28.463 --> 04:28.743 Wow. 04:29.103 --> 04:31.365 I've never heard The Weather Sounds So Sexy. 04:31.805 --> 04:32.406 Oh, I made it. 04:32.486 --> 04:34.788 I make everything sound sexy with my voice. 04:35.689 --> 04:41.736 0-8-7-1-2-2-2-1-0-4-9 is the number to call if you want to take part in our big Summer Anecdote playoff. 04:42.097 --> 04:44.500 We've got six cryptic clues. 04:44.800 --> 04:45.942 We never thought of a snappy- I hate saying that. 04:45.962 --> 04:47.043 We never thought of a snappy name for the thing. 04:47.063 --> 04:47.924 I thought that was quite good. 04:47.944 --> 04:48.665 Where did I just call it? 04:48.685 --> 04:50.488 You just- Summer Anecdote playoff. 04:51.340 --> 04:52.141 It's not snappy, is it? 04:52.161 --> 04:53.902 It's not snappy, it's functional. 04:54.382 --> 04:55.723 We were trying to think of them last night. 04:55.803 --> 04:56.503 What did we come up with? 04:56.903 --> 04:57.604 Anecdot-y? 04:57.904 --> 04:58.524 Anecdot-y? 04:59.205 --> 05:00.305 We didn't come up, we didn't think of any. 05:00.566 --> 05:06.529 So basically, give us a call, 0871 222 1049, and ask us to tell one of our summer anecdotes. 05:06.549 --> 05:09.691 It doesn't sound very rewarding for the listener or caller, does it? 05:10.011 --> 05:14.394 So maybe we should add that everyone who calls will get their choice of free DVDs. 05:14.714 --> 05:15.695 Yeah, so that's a reward. 05:15.735 --> 05:17.776 I've made it sound like they can choose any DVD in the world. 05:18.356 --> 05:19.097 Which isn't quite the case. 05:19.117 --> 05:20.698 Which isn't true, but I'm not going to correct that. 05:21.138 --> 05:21.378 OK. 05:22.239 --> 05:26.003 Shall we go through- you say the titles of your anecdotes and we'll alternate one by one. 05:26.023 --> 05:26.083 OK. 05:26.163 --> 05:26.884 Anecdote number one. 05:26.964 --> 05:27.124 Yeah. 05:27.164 --> 05:27.925 Harvey Keitel. 05:28.806 --> 05:29.086 OK. 05:29.506 --> 05:30.367 What could that be about? 05:30.467 --> 05:31.268 Anecdote number two. 05:31.628 --> 05:32.349 Bike assault. 05:32.930 --> 05:33.650 Bike assault? 05:33.830 --> 05:34.071 Yeah. 05:34.251 --> 05:36.373 Not- Not bike assault. 05:36.453 --> 05:38.915 Not some sort of residue scraped off the body of a biker. 05:39.056 --> 05:39.256 No. 05:39.416 --> 05:40.477 But- But an assault. 05:40.617 --> 05:40.897 Bike. 05:41.057 --> 05:41.618 On a bike. 05:41.638 --> 05:41.958 Assault. 05:42.841 --> 05:43.402 That's good. 05:44.303 --> 05:44.443 OK. 05:44.523 --> 05:46.706 Er, do you want to hear my next one? 05:46.766 --> 05:46.967 Yeah. 05:47.327 --> 05:48.128 Gordon's Alive. 05:48.649 --> 05:50.031 Gordon's Alive? 05:50.051 --> 05:51.633 OK, here's my next one. 05:52.534 --> 05:54.617 Kiki P. Kiki P? 05:54.817 --> 05:55.138 Yeah. 05:55.398 --> 05:56.360 What's Kiki P? 05:56.420 --> 05:56.940 Exactly. 05:58.896 --> 05:59.897 Shall we leave it at that for the moment? 05:59.917 --> 06:00.817 Let's leave it at that for the moment. 06:00.837 --> 06:01.758 That's so tantalising. 06:01.778 --> 06:02.679 Let's go through them once again. 06:02.699 --> 06:12.925 0-8-7-1-triple-two-one-o-four-nine, and you can choose from Harvey Keitel, Bike Assault, uh, Gordon's Alive, and Kiki P. Now, we warn you, these might be rubbish anecdotes. 06:12.985 --> 06:17.228 Just cos it's got Harvey Keitel, it doesn't necessarily mean I've met Harvey Keitel in the summer. 06:17.328 --> 06:18.248 Don't blow it! 06:18.348 --> 06:19.589 They could, no, I might have, though. 06:19.869 --> 06:20.009 Yeah. 06:20.049 --> 06:27.314 I'm just saying they could be the worst, we could have had the most boring summer, and these could just be absolutely rubbish anecdotes. 06:27.614 --> 06:30.697 Hey, give us a quick synopsis of what your summer was like in the end, Joe. 06:31.538 --> 06:32.219 What did you get up to? 06:32.239 --> 06:34.041 That's a very big question to ask out of the blue. 06:34.141 --> 06:34.742 Were you working? 06:35.042 --> 06:36.984 I worked, yeah, and I went on holiday. 06:37.225 --> 06:38.146 And I watched a lot of telly. 06:38.286 --> 06:39.187 Where'd you go on holiday? 06:39.367 --> 06:39.647 Crete. 06:40.088 --> 06:40.568 Crete? 06:40.628 --> 06:41.089 It's Crete. 06:41.529 --> 06:41.769 Yeah. 06:41.890 --> 06:42.270 Wow. 06:42.510 --> 06:43.131 Was it really hot? 06:43.311 --> 06:44.753 Yeah, it was sizzling hot. 06:44.973 --> 06:45.814 Did you go gay? 06:46.555 --> 06:47.055 What do you mean? 06:47.215 --> 06:48.156 That's what you're doing, Crete. 06:48.777 --> 06:49.538 you go gay. 06:50.199 --> 06:50.459 Do you? 06:50.739 --> 06:51.821 Yeah, it's the home of gay. 06:52.141 --> 06:52.441 Is it? 06:52.722 --> 06:52.982 Yeah. 06:53.302 --> 06:55.545 What, in terms of ancient classical Greek behaviour? 06:55.885 --> 07:02.933 I mean I know the classical Greeks didn't really, you know, women for, what is it, women for love, boys for pleasure? 07:03.534 --> 07:04.555 Isn't that how it goes? 07:04.675 --> 07:05.657 Other way round I think. 07:05.897 --> 07:07.559 I don't know, you get confused when you go to Greek. 07:07.719 --> 07:08.139 No I didn't. 07:08.780 --> 07:09.201 No, OK. 07:09.281 --> 07:09.741 Just checking. 07:10.542 --> 07:12.283 Er, if I ever go back there, I will. 07:12.764 --> 07:13.124 Will you? 07:13.445 --> 07:13.625 Yes. 07:13.665 --> 07:14.686 Greek men are hairy, though. 07:14.706 --> 07:15.426 They're very hairy. 07:15.446 --> 07:15.767 That's why. 07:15.787 --> 07:17.108 You have to be a committed homosexual. 07:17.128 --> 07:22.753 You have to be absolutely comfortable with, you know, men, not just girly men, but men who are men. 07:23.114 --> 07:23.234 Yeah. 07:23.314 --> 07:24.795 Big, real, hairy, big men. 07:24.835 --> 07:25.556 That's what I'm like! 07:26.096 --> 07:26.377 Great. 07:26.437 --> 07:26.917 That's fine. 07:26.977 --> 07:28.419 That's where I got my sailor's cap from. 07:28.739 --> 07:29.039 Great. 07:29.219 --> 07:30.120 This is- Yeah. 07:30.320 --> 07:30.440 OK. 07:31.441 --> 07:33.743 Um, now, uh, I was- I was in Edinburgh. 07:33.963 --> 07:36.565 I went to do the Edinburgh Festival for the first time. 07:36.625 --> 07:37.946 And I had a show there- Steve Hm. 07:37.966 --> 07:38.707 Is anyone calling? 07:39.787 --> 07:40.808 What? 07:40.888 --> 07:41.789 Oh, she's gonna go next door. 07:41.829 --> 07:43.430 I just wondered whether we should get to the phones. 07:43.870 --> 07:44.911 I was telling you about my summer. 07:44.931 --> 07:45.211 I'm sorry. 07:45.271 --> 07:45.732 Okay, go on. 07:46.472 --> 07:47.613 I don't feel like telling you now. 07:47.693 --> 07:49.334 Well, no, it's good, but we could save it for later. 07:49.354 --> 07:50.195 We should pay stuff out. 07:50.215 --> 07:50.976 You know, pace it. 07:52.061 --> 07:52.141 it. 07:52.221 --> 07:52.902 Paced ourselves. 07:52.922 --> 07:53.462 So you're the pace king. 07:53.482 --> 07:54.083 By making love. 07:54.623 --> 07:55.464 By making love? 07:55.484 --> 07:56.785 You like making love. 07:56.805 --> 07:57.225 Oh, I see. 07:57.465 --> 07:58.566 You know, not all at once. 07:58.766 --> 07:59.327 Right, right. 07:59.407 --> 08:01.188 I thought you wanted to make love to pace the show. 08:01.208 --> 08:01.248 No. 08:01.688 --> 08:03.170 It was all getting a bit out of hand. 08:03.250 --> 08:05.291 Anyway, listen, more music for the time being. 08:05.331 --> 08:06.412 How about some goldfrap? 08:08.233 --> 08:08.574 OK. 08:09.034 --> 08:09.614 How about it? 08:09.795 --> 08:10.695 OK, if you must. 08:10.775 --> 08:11.336 Goldfrap. 08:11.416 --> 08:12.537 I've loaded up the wrong thing. 08:12.557 --> 08:13.597 How about this then? 08:13.938 --> 08:14.318 What is it? 08:15.018 --> 08:15.119 Oh. 08:16.308 --> 08:17.208 I'm not so sure. 08:17.228 --> 08:18.129 There'll be a surprise. 08:18.309 --> 08:18.649 Hang on. 08:19.169 --> 08:20.009 Do you like Goldfrapp? 08:20.429 --> 08:20.709 Yeah. 08:21.029 --> 08:21.670 I love Goldfrapp. 08:21.690 --> 08:22.890 They're making a comeback at the moment. 08:23.430 --> 08:23.690 Are they? 08:23.870 --> 08:24.130 Yeah. 08:24.270 --> 08:25.691 Alison from Goldfrapp. 08:26.371 --> 08:27.692 She's the lead singer. 08:27.852 --> 08:29.112 She's quite sexy. 08:29.492 --> 08:30.272 What's going on, Adam? 08:30.472 --> 08:31.193 I've loaded it up. 08:31.253 --> 08:31.833 It's all happening. 08:31.873 --> 08:32.973 Listen, it's the first day back. 08:33.033 --> 08:35.134 It's bound to be a little rough around the edges. 08:36.588 --> 08:37.189 Ayo, yo! 08:37.209 --> 08:38.310 This isn't gold frat. 08:38.330 --> 08:38.811 What is that? 08:38.971 --> 08:39.932 That's not gold frat. 08:39.952 --> 08:41.033 It doesn't matter. 08:41.293 --> 08:43.395 Oh, look, I hit it right the first time. 08:43.896 --> 08:44.316 What was that? 08:44.356 --> 08:46.298 That sounded like Ludacris with Lovers and Friends. 08:46.538 --> 08:47.219 Ayo, yo! 08:47.960 --> 08:48.280 Anyone? 08:48.440 --> 08:49.201 Was that Ludacris? 08:50.543 --> 08:51.604 That's gold frat. 08:51.644 --> 08:52.905 That was a beautiful link. 08:53.005 --> 08:53.646 That's good, wasn't it? 08:53.666 --> 08:54.366 Yeah, wow. 08:55.007 --> 08:56.349 Sony Award. 08:56.469 --> 08:57.330 Thank you very much. 09:06.869 --> 09:07.129 Wow. 09:07.289 --> 09:08.429 It feels like 1983, doesn't it? 09:08.449 --> 09:10.170 It's back to the 80s with golf wrap. 09:10.610 --> 09:11.030 Yeah. 09:11.290 --> 09:18.312 That was half Lena Lovitch, my lucky number one, and half bits of Radio Gaga in there. 09:18.512 --> 09:19.212 I'm happy, man. 09:19.352 --> 09:20.412 I'm really happy to be back. 09:20.852 --> 09:22.493 I'm happy to be here at XFM. 09:22.813 --> 09:28.794 We've got the planet's funniest animals on the TV in the corner with the sound down, which is the best way to watch it. 09:29.334 --> 09:30.995 And, you know, we've got good music. 09:31.335 --> 09:32.255 That dog's funny. 09:32.455 --> 09:33.357 That dog's playing the piano. 09:33.397 --> 09:34.820 It's got to be one of the funniest dogs in the world. 09:34.840 --> 09:36.142 That dog's standing up by the sink. 09:36.162 --> 09:36.403 Amazing. 09:36.443 --> 09:36.944 It's insane. 09:36.964 --> 09:40.431 But listen, let's not let the listeners know that you're watching telly out of the corner of your eye. 09:40.471 --> 09:40.691 Sorry. 09:41.544 --> 09:42.885 I don't think that's very good radio. 09:42.905 --> 09:44.226 We've got some callers on the line. 09:45.167 --> 09:47.749 And we've got Dean and we've got Ash. 09:48.089 --> 09:49.931 And we're playing our summer anecdote. 09:50.051 --> 09:50.571 What's it called? 09:50.831 --> 09:51.192 Mix-up. 09:51.252 --> 09:52.152 Anecdotes. 09:52.212 --> 09:53.113 We don't know what we're calling it. 09:53.153 --> 09:54.274 Yeah, we're playing Anecdotes. 09:54.494 --> 09:55.215 Anecdotes. 09:55.255 --> 09:55.635 Yeah. 09:55.935 --> 09:57.396 Come on, we can't come up with anything better. 09:57.477 --> 09:57.677 No. 09:58.357 --> 10:01.580 Basically we've got six anecdotes of things that happen during our summers. 10:02.140 --> 10:06.123 You guys call in, you rate them out of ten, and whoever has the worst anecdotes gets fired. 10:06.363 --> 10:07.164 So let's just run through them. 10:07.184 --> 10:08.285 It's that simple, it's that brutal. 10:08.405 --> 10:10.566 Let's run through the choice very quickly once again. 10:11.107 --> 10:12.067 Yours, Joe. 10:12.187 --> 10:19.611 Harvey Keitel, Bike Assault, uh, Gordon's Alive, and Kiki P. So let's see what Dean wants to hear first. 10:19.631 --> 10:20.752 Dean, hi, how you doing? 10:21.132 --> 10:21.933 What's an anecdote? 10:24.094 --> 10:24.834 Yeah. 10:24.874 --> 10:26.255 Dean, is that a real question? 10:26.715 --> 10:30.017 Yeah, I thought you was giving away anecdote DVDs, that's why I rang up. 10:30.577 --> 10:31.278 What? 10:31.438 --> 10:33.019 You think there's a film called Anecdote? 10:33.359 --> 10:33.619 Yeah. 10:33.959 --> 10:34.740 Well, who do you think's in it? 10:36.851 --> 10:39.575 A Harvey Castell film called Anecdote. 10:39.896 --> 10:41.037 That's feasible, isn't it? 10:41.057 --> 10:44.763 Because he makes those really boring talky ones like smoke and blue in the face. 10:45.805 --> 10:47.507 It could just be him telling a long anecdote. 10:47.747 --> 10:49.811 You know what, Dean, I think you should make that film. 10:50.589 --> 10:51.670 Well, I'll think about it. 10:51.730 --> 10:52.410 I think about it. 10:52.430 --> 10:53.550 You use the script, Eddie. 10:53.891 --> 10:54.151 Yeah. 10:54.271 --> 10:55.431 Are you going to send it to us, or...? 10:55.571 --> 10:56.972 No, because it doesn't exist, Dean. 10:57.172 --> 10:57.532 Oh, right. 10:57.552 --> 11:01.374 We can't send you something that's merely a figment of your demented imagination. 11:01.394 --> 11:02.514 What are you doing, Dean? 11:03.195 --> 11:04.755 I'm driving a cab. 11:04.935 --> 11:05.416 Are you now? 11:05.596 --> 11:05.836 Yeah. 11:06.056 --> 11:06.416 OK. 11:07.176 --> 11:08.257 Well, just listen more carefully. 11:08.277 --> 11:10.078 Do you know, we're playing a game called Anecdotes. 11:13.261 --> 11:15.323 So we're basically, okay, we're going to persevere with Dean. 11:15.343 --> 11:18.306 We're going to give you six different anecdote titles and you've got to choose one. 11:18.326 --> 11:19.327 Do you think we should persevere with Dean? 11:19.347 --> 11:19.767 Yeah, definitely. 11:19.807 --> 11:20.828 He just has to choose one. 11:20.868 --> 11:21.929 Okay, do you want to hear an anecdote? 11:22.050 --> 11:27.955 Basically, Dean, an anecdote is like a story about something that happened to you that's fun and hopefully interesting, right? 11:29.817 --> 11:31.498 No, that's the last thing we want, Dean. 11:31.518 --> 11:35.119 In no circumstances do we want you to tell us a story. 11:35.339 --> 11:36.799 Well, I don't know, maybe later. 11:36.879 --> 11:37.319 No, come on. 11:37.399 --> 11:43.401 Don't take offence, Dean, but listen, at the moment we just want you to choose from four anecdote titles. 11:43.481 --> 11:46.782 Now, of course, you don't know what they could be, it's really a random choice at this stage. 11:47.102 --> 11:50.163 Just choose the one you think sounds most exciting out of these four. 11:50.323 --> 11:51.184 OK, go, Joe. 11:51.284 --> 11:51.904 Harvey Keitel. 11:52.284 --> 11:53.084 Bike Assault. 11:53.704 --> 11:57.706 Gordon's Alive and Kiki P. Which one do you think sounds interesting? 11:57.806 --> 11:59.286 Oh, Harvey Keitel, go with that one. 11:59.566 --> 12:00.426 OK, good choice. 12:00.467 --> 12:01.527 All right, here we go, Dean. 12:01.747 --> 12:02.607 So listen carefully, Dean. 12:02.627 --> 12:03.748 You have to rate this out of ten. 12:03.768 --> 12:04.628 OK, this is my anecdote. 12:04.708 --> 12:06.889 I haven't really rehearsed this or even thought about it. 12:07.490 --> 12:12.592 But, um, OK, Dean, I'm, you know, on the radio and used to be on telly, so I go to dinner at the ivy. 12:13.032 --> 12:14.353 OK, do you know what the ivy is, Dean? 12:14.373 --> 12:15.353 Don't ask Dean that. 12:15.493 --> 12:16.594 It's the right restaurant, isn't it? 12:16.634 --> 12:17.674 Yeah, Ponzi Restaurant. 12:18.234 --> 12:19.135 So I was in the ivy. 12:19.795 --> 12:21.696 This is a terrible anecdote. 12:21.816 --> 12:22.176 Come on, now. 12:22.196 --> 12:25.618 And I was having dinner, OK... Do you want to hear who I was having dinner with, Dean? 12:26.584 --> 12:27.264 Harvey Keitel? 12:27.645 --> 12:29.145 No, but some friends. 12:29.646 --> 12:32.467 And then basically, Sam Taylor-Wood comes over, right? 12:32.867 --> 12:33.968 You know Sam Taylor-Wood? 12:33.988 --> 12:34.908 She's like an artist. 12:35.529 --> 12:37.069 And she brings over a baby. 12:37.930 --> 12:42.312 And it turns out that Harvey Keitel is sitting in the corner, and it's Harvey Keitel's baby. 12:42.332 --> 12:49.076 And I'm sitting with David Walliams, who knows I don't know Sam Taylor-Wood, I hardly know David Walliams, but I'm sitting with him. 12:49.316 --> 12:55.279 They bring over the baby, and it's the most amazing baby you've ever seen, because it looks as if Pixar have 12:56.479 --> 13:21.352 generated digitally Harvey Keitel as a baby because it's got Keitel's eyebrows and face but in the fleshy soft head of a baby and we just stared at this and Harvey Keitel's 66 and it was extraordinary that a man of 66 could have give birth to this beautiful blobby baby with an old famous method actor's face and that's the end of the anecdote Dean. 13:22.032 --> 13:23.133 Oh, right, did that really happen? 13:23.313 --> 13:24.234 Yeah, that's true. 13:24.874 --> 13:25.515 Well, that's pretty amazing. 13:25.535 --> 13:26.536 I'm telling you who else was at the dinner. 13:26.616 --> 13:28.117 Stephen Merchant from XFM. 13:28.637 --> 13:29.158 Name dropping. 13:29.378 --> 13:29.898 Edgar Wright. 13:29.938 --> 13:31.500 Well, I'm trying to just shore up my anecdote. 13:31.560 --> 13:33.821 Edgar Wright, he's trying to... You've got to pick yourself up. 13:33.861 --> 13:35.122 He's trying to score extra points. 13:35.483 --> 13:38.865 Well, listen, you might like to mark him down for that name dropping. 13:38.945 --> 13:40.366 No, that was good, that was good. 13:41.367 --> 13:42.549 So, what'd you get that out of ten? 13:42.869 --> 13:43.650 Oh, please, Gordon. 13:43.670 --> 13:44.191 It'll be an eight. 13:44.592 --> 13:45.513 Oh, that's really good. 13:45.533 --> 13:46.274 Eight out of ten. 13:46.294 --> 13:47.235 That's an eight out of ten. 13:47.315 --> 13:50.840 Hey, Dean, thanks very much indeed for calling in, and have a nice day in your cab. 13:50.960 --> 13:54.104 Don't drive anyone a ludicrously long route for no particular reason. 13:54.124 --> 13:54.705 Yeah, thank you, Dean. 13:54.745 --> 13:56.587 Don't drive Ludacris anywhere. 13:56.767 --> 13:57.208 The rapper. 13:57.268 --> 13:57.829 No, exactly. 13:57.889 --> 13:59.251 If you see Ludacris, just avoid him. 13:59.651 --> 14:00.472 But thanks a lot, Dean. 14:00.492 --> 14:00.952 Take care. 14:01.052 --> 14:01.452 Lots of love. 14:01.492 --> 14:01.853 Bye. 14:02.253 --> 14:04.795 And that's the first- We didn't get to give Dean a DVD. 14:04.915 --> 14:06.196 Yeah, we're gonna give him a DVD. 14:06.216 --> 14:07.276 We'll give you a DVD, Dean. 14:07.437 --> 14:07.637 Yeah. 14:08.017 --> 14:08.517 A Dean VD. 14:09.138 --> 14:11.680 Um, we'll send him scrubs or something like that. 14:11.700 --> 14:12.800 I'm sure Dean likes scrubs. 14:12.860 --> 14:13.361 He loves scrubs. 14:13.401 --> 14:14.442 Hey, congratulations, Joey. 14:14.462 --> 14:15.082 Eight out of ten. 14:15.142 --> 14:15.682 I'm in the lead. 14:15.923 --> 14:16.263 Yeah. 14:17.123 --> 14:18.224 I'm surprised. 14:18.925 --> 14:20.105 I thought I'd be below two. 14:20.246 --> 14:21.627 Name dropping going on at the end there. 14:21.667 --> 14:21.827 Yeah. 14:21.847 --> 14:22.807 That was extraordinary. 14:23.108 --> 14:25.910 So if you want to play Anna Dotty, what is it called? 14:26.846 --> 14:27.486 Anecdotes. 14:27.666 --> 14:33.730 If you want to play Anecdotes, 0-8-7-1-triple-two-one-oh-four-nine, you could win a DVD for merely tolerating one of our summer anecdotes and scoring it. 14:33.750 --> 14:34.810 Well, listen, we've got, we've got Ash. 14:35.051 --> 14:36.211 Oh, should we do another call at Ash? 14:36.331 --> 14:36.771 Hello, Ash. 14:37.092 --> 14:38.012 Hey, Ash, how you doing? 14:38.312 --> 14:38.913 Hey, how's it going? 14:39.173 --> 14:39.613 Yeah, good. 14:39.633 --> 14:44.756 Sorry to keep you waiting for so long, but we had to explain some things to Dean, like, what an anecdote was. 14:45.316 --> 14:46.617 Are you clear about the composition, Ash? 14:46.917 --> 14:47.898 I think so, I think so. 14:48.198 --> 14:48.438 Yeah. 14:48.638 --> 14:55.483 It's not much, but it's our first day back, we, you know, we're a bit rusty, and we're just really trying to get back into it somehow. 14:55.863 --> 15:00.886 So, er, we've got, er, we've got, like, three more, er, titles for you left here, OK? 15:01.287 --> 15:03.028 So Joe's Done, Harvey Keitel. 15:03.588 --> 15:05.129 Now you've got a choice between these three. 15:05.409 --> 15:06.090 Bike Assault, 15:07.332 --> 15:08.073 Joe, what was your one? 15:24.476 --> 15:25.776 You've got to stick with your choice. 15:25.796 --> 15:27.797 You want to hear Gordon's life. 15:28.097 --> 15:29.377 I'll try and make it as quick as possible. 15:29.797 --> 15:31.098 I like to have friends round to watch films. 15:31.158 --> 15:35.719 One of my friends programs big outdoor screenings at Somerset House in London. 15:36.419 --> 15:38.580 And he was programming a season of outdoor films. 15:38.860 --> 15:42.281 And we were sitting in my house, a little bit the worse for wear, trying to think of films to show. 15:42.701 --> 15:44.181 So we think, we should show Flash Gordon. 15:44.801 --> 15:47.022 And he goes, well that would be brilliant, but would anybody come? 15:47.842 --> 15:50.484 If you had to pay £12.50 to see Flash Gordon, would anybody come? 15:50.764 --> 15:52.286 Even if it was outdoors and someone set the house. 15:52.786 --> 15:53.307 We took a risk. 15:53.327 --> 15:55.028 He convinced his finances to put it on. 15:55.568 --> 15:58.291 So, a few weeks ago, an outdoor screening of Flash Gordon. 15:58.671 --> 16:01.313 We were very nervous, because we didn't think anyone would turn up. 16:01.633 --> 16:02.474 It's a kind of campy film. 16:02.514 --> 16:03.415 Some people think it's rubbish. 16:03.915 --> 16:05.216 I happen to think it's brilliant. 16:05.236 --> 16:05.857 Yes, genius. 16:05.937 --> 16:06.237 Yeah. 16:06.697 --> 16:08.799 And, basically, hundreds of people turned up. 16:08.839 --> 16:09.319 Yeah, brilliant. 16:09.339 --> 16:11.601 People turned up in costume, with Emperor Ming beers. 16:11.621 --> 16:11.801 Wow. 16:12.142 --> 16:13.503 We got Brian Blessed to turn up. 16:14.594 --> 16:18.497 He made a speech, a filthy speech that I can't repeat, to the audience before the film. 16:18.737 --> 16:23.521 And then he sat directly behind me during the film, talking along to his lines from Flash Gordon. 16:23.901 --> 16:25.743 Talking along to, Gordon's alive! 16:26.263 --> 16:27.384 Who wants to live forever? 16:27.825 --> 16:29.026 All those classic lines. 16:29.826 --> 16:31.067 That's the end of the anecdote, basically. 16:31.107 --> 16:31.788 It was a triumph. 16:32.228 --> 16:32.628 Well done. 16:32.668 --> 16:33.749 That's all to do with you. 16:33.809 --> 16:34.570 It's all to do with me. 16:34.610 --> 16:36.291 And then blessed afterwards was mobbed. 16:36.771 --> 16:37.031 Yeah, I bet. 16:37.071 --> 16:37.752 By the crowd. 16:38.352 --> 16:41.474 People dressed as Flash Gordon having their photographs taken with him. 16:41.815 --> 16:44.937 So, for me it's like the birth of a new cult. 16:45.337 --> 16:45.677 Yeah. 16:46.098 --> 16:46.378 Yeah. 16:46.498 --> 16:47.078 The Gordons. 16:47.178 --> 16:48.019 The Gordon cult. 16:48.239 --> 16:48.860 Is that any good? 16:48.900 --> 16:49.500 How was that, Dean? 16:49.840 --> 16:50.501 Oh, Ash. 16:50.621 --> 16:53.223 Ash, you've got to rate that anecdote out of ten now. 16:54.528 --> 17:08.140 he's hung up it was so boring it was quite boring wasn't it did you know what it lacked i think it lacked any kind of excitement like sex it needed some sex it needed some okay okay mark out of ten 17:10.302 --> 17:31.941 three three oh man thanks very much for your call ash so joe is so far in anecdote he's or whatever the hell it's called scored eight for the first one no that's the second one i can't that's 11 out of out of 20 all right man 11 points listen now but i'm out of anecdotes that was a that was a lot of anecdotes we should go to the ads and play some more music and uh try a few more anecdotes later on this is adam and joe on xfm 17:42.622 --> 17:44.003 The Red Hot Chili Peppers. 17:44.503 --> 17:45.543 The Californication. 17:45.583 --> 17:47.124 This is Adam and Joe on XFM. 17:47.224 --> 17:48.165 Listen, I've got a bone to pick. 17:48.445 --> 17:48.745 What? 17:49.085 --> 17:49.966 Uh, with Heat magazine. 17:50.106 --> 17:50.526 Oh, right. 17:50.786 --> 17:54.708 I wonder if anybody's been listening, um, to Simon Amstel's shows. 17:55.408 --> 17:59.971 Maybe they could let us know why he gets five red stars in Heat and we just get four. 18:00.091 --> 18:01.011 Because he's better than us. 18:01.391 --> 18:01.771 Do you think? 18:01.851 --> 18:04.353 He's hot, he's young, he's sexy, he's happening. 18:05.133 --> 18:06.614 We're, uh, a bit past it. 18:08.052 --> 18:17.204 It's just that the guy from Heat, Boyd Hilton, used to tell me that he was only allowed to give one thing five stars in the radio and that was his excuse for giving Jonathan Ross' show five stars and us four. 18:18.075 --> 18:19.436 And now that's turned out to be rubbish. 18:19.996 --> 18:22.618 Because he gave Ross and Amstel five stars. 18:22.698 --> 18:24.260 Amstel had guests, I think, didn't he? 18:24.280 --> 18:26.101 We don't need guests. 18:26.301 --> 18:27.402 Maybe we do need guests. 18:27.422 --> 18:28.303 Maybe we should have guests. 18:28.643 --> 18:29.583 Maybe guests would be better. 18:29.603 --> 18:32.466 If you were listening to Amstel, what's he been doing that we could steal? 18:32.886 --> 18:35.508 He had Julian and Noel from the Boosh in for a star. 18:35.528 --> 18:36.709 We know Julian and Noel. 18:37.049 --> 18:38.070 We could have them in. 18:38.866 --> 18:41.207 Maybe not now because they've, you know, they've been in already. 18:41.287 --> 18:42.188 They're probably too busy. 18:43.008 --> 18:43.289 Anyway. 18:43.469 --> 18:43.849 There we go. 18:44.069 --> 18:44.389 Anyway. 18:45.010 --> 18:47.591 Shall we return- shall we have a break from our anecdotes for a little bit? 18:47.731 --> 18:48.131 Why not? 18:48.331 --> 18:50.032 Shall we talk about, um, sign-offs? 18:50.713 --> 18:51.853 OK, let's talk about sign-offs. 18:51.913 --> 19:03.100 Well, this is, um, for me, uh, something that was worrying me over the summer because I watched this morning, uh, usually presented by Fern and Phil, and, uh, while Fern and Phil were away for their holidays, 19:04.020 --> 19:08.063 em, they had some stand-ins and it was, em, Richard Bacon. 19:08.083 --> 19:09.865 Richard Bacon and Denise Van Heuven. 19:10.846 --> 19:13.288 And they were having lots of fun there. 19:13.308 --> 19:15.169 It was pretty shambolic and enjoyable. 19:16.030 --> 19:23.996 But Bacon, apart from being a kind of a genius broadcaster, obviously a wonderful person, has got a very annoying sign-off at the end of the show. 19:24.036 --> 19:24.977 He, he would always say, 19:26.567 --> 19:27.367 Bye-bye. 19:27.387 --> 19:29.488 Oh, we were talking about this last night, yeah. 19:29.808 --> 19:31.649 Listeners, you might have something to contribute to this. 19:31.949 --> 19:34.070 Just annoying ways people say goodbye. 19:34.570 --> 19:35.810 That's what you're talking about, isn't it? 19:35.850 --> 19:36.150 Yeah. 19:36.391 --> 19:37.591 But, I mean, bye-bye. 19:37.851 --> 19:38.171 Fair enough. 19:38.211 --> 19:39.752 Bye-bye is fine. 19:39.912 --> 19:40.332 Bye-bye. 19:40.372 --> 19:40.992 That's terrible. 19:41.212 --> 19:41.392 Bye-bye. 19:41.432 --> 19:44.593 I've got a friend who, um, he's a lovely guy. 19:44.654 --> 19:45.674 Very talented guy. 19:45.694 --> 19:46.774 He's an animator. 19:47.194 --> 19:50.776 But whenever he signs off on the phone, he goes, OK, thanks a lot, Joe. 19:50.796 --> 19:51.016 Beep. 19:51.823 --> 19:52.124 B? 19:52.484 --> 19:54.548 Like the letter B. OK. 19:54.749 --> 19:55.129 Cheers, Joe. 19:55.149 --> 19:56.272 B. B for bye. 19:56.332 --> 19:56.612 Alright. 19:56.833 --> 19:59.257 B. B. I just want to punch him. 19:59.418 --> 20:01.261 He's so busy that he can't manage a whole bye. 20:01.281 --> 20:01.301 B. 20:03.646 --> 20:05.307 Are you sure you- Is there anything more annoying than that? 20:05.387 --> 20:05.807 Bye-bye. 20:06.088 --> 20:06.628 Bye-bye. 20:06.888 --> 20:07.528 Bye-bye. 20:07.729 --> 20:08.709 Oh, what about peeking out the phone? 20:08.969 --> 20:09.350 Yellow. 20:10.010 --> 20:10.410 Yellow. 20:10.430 --> 20:11.171 People who say yellow. 20:11.191 --> 20:11.611 Yeah. 20:11.631 --> 20:12.211 Oh, dear. 20:12.291 --> 20:14.193 I mean, Homer Simpson says yellow, doesn't he? 20:14.213 --> 20:16.894 But it's supposed to be, like, because he's a- a jerk, you know? 20:16.914 --> 20:17.695 Well, because he's yellow. 20:18.315 --> 20:18.595 Right. 20:18.615 --> 20:19.356 Is it? 20:19.376 --> 20:19.916 I don't know. 20:19.956 --> 20:21.477 Could be an excuse for another layer, isn't it? 20:21.817 --> 20:26.740 But then there's, uh- I remember you said this once, Joe, but you- I don't think you ever said it more than once. 20:26.760 --> 20:27.841 You said, Slater. 20:29.882 --> 20:30.402 Ricky Laughs Slightly. 20:30.422 --> 20:31.142 Like Christian Slater. 20:31.182 --> 20:32.943 I was probably said it when Christian Slater was a big star. 20:33.183 --> 20:34.183 Around the time of Cuffs. 20:35.184 --> 20:36.784 When he was at the peak of his powers. 20:37.044 --> 20:41.165 And someone else, a friend of ours says, Toodles. 20:41.665 --> 20:42.566 Who says Toodles? 20:42.606 --> 20:42.986 Fenton. 20:43.406 --> 20:44.166 Our friend Fenton. 20:44.726 --> 20:45.166 Toodles. 20:45.286 --> 20:46.147 I quite like Toodles. 20:46.167 --> 20:46.547 Toodles. 20:47.087 --> 20:49.128 Well that's just nice and eccentric and bright. 20:49.328 --> 20:49.588 Yeah. 20:50.068 --> 20:52.008 How about see ya, wouldn't wanna be ya. 20:52.208 --> 20:53.349 I'm glad that one's gone away. 20:54.409 --> 20:56.271 Well, that takes a lot of effort and breath, doesn't it? 20:56.471 --> 21:03.997 The problem with things like bah-bye and beep are there's no getting round the fact that people think they're cool when they say them, is there? 21:04.017 --> 21:06.559 You know, you can't think you'd sound cool if you say toodles. 21:07.324 --> 21:07.484 No. 21:07.644 --> 21:13.067 No one's gonna sound cool saying toodles, but okay, B. And I think I'm supposed to go, oh, that's the B guy. 21:13.147 --> 21:13.627 He's great. 21:14.347 --> 21:17.329 He gets through his life faster than other people and in a cooler way. 21:17.509 --> 21:21.231 Well, the problem with a lot of these things, um, is that they start off being ironic, don't they? 21:21.771 --> 21:23.872 And self-conscious and you say them as a joke. 21:24.172 --> 21:31.356 But then you just slip into saying them all the time and suddenly you're the guy that says B. And, like, well, you know, we used to say man a lot and we still say man. 21:32.376 --> 21:34.717 Well, this is another conversation when you're allowed to say man. 21:34.917 --> 21:36.538 But I think we could do a text competition. 21:36.598 --> 21:37.059 Text us. 21:38.019 --> 21:38.499 83XFM. 21:38.519 --> 21:42.441 We'll give a prize to the most annoying way that someone can say goodbye. 21:42.722 --> 21:42.962 Yeah. 21:43.122 --> 21:45.303 On the phone or in person. 21:45.763 --> 21:46.704 We'll give an amazing prize. 21:46.724 --> 21:47.244 Don't know what it is. 21:47.264 --> 21:48.545 Maybe another Scrubs DVD. 21:48.645 --> 21:49.705 Most annoying sign-off. 21:49.865 --> 21:50.906 Text 83XFM. 21:50.946 --> 21:53.487 If you can think of something more annoying than going, what was yours? 21:53.527 --> 21:54.308 What was Richard Bacon's? 21:54.608 --> 21:55.028 Bye-bye. 21:55.488 --> 21:56.229 Or beep. 21:56.929 --> 22:01.852 We've got tickets to the Stereophonics and the Super Furry Animals, so that's an incentive if you want to- That could be the prize! 22:01.993 --> 22:02.233 Yeah. 22:02.653 --> 22:04.774 If you want to text us some of your annoying sign-offs. 22:05.295 --> 22:08.037 And we'll come back with some more anecdotes after this. 22:08.077 --> 22:11.179 I'm going to have a free play right now, and there's nothing anyone can do about it. 22:11.499 --> 22:12.320 This is Elliott Smith. 22:51.121 --> 22:51.581 There you go. 22:51.701 --> 22:54.264 Steady, watch me navigate. 22:54.364 --> 22:54.704 I did it. 22:54.784 --> 22:56.225 I sang like what they did. 22:56.425 --> 22:57.806 You're like a gorilla, Joe. 22:57.846 --> 22:58.427 Thank you. 22:59.268 --> 22:59.788 Yeah, gorillas. 22:59.808 --> 23:00.849 We're Feel Good Incorporated. 23:00.869 --> 23:02.410 This is Sediment Show on XFM. 23:02.971 --> 23:06.473 We've been asking you what the most annoying thing anybody can say is. 23:06.573 --> 23:07.094 What the hell? 23:07.134 --> 23:08.435 Now, let me rethink that sentence. 23:09.015 --> 23:14.960 We've been asking you what the most annoying thing anybody can say is when they sign off on the phone. 23:15.020 --> 23:15.921 That makes sense, doesn't it? 23:16.061 --> 23:17.422 Yeah, or in person, in fact. 23:17.762 --> 23:18.843 We offered you beat. 23:19.944 --> 23:26.929 Ricky and Steve laugh Ricky and Steve laugh Ricky and Steve laugh Ricky and Steve laugh Ricky and Steve laugh Ricky and Steve laugh Ricky and Steve laugh 23:48.202 --> 23:49.163 Do you think chow's okay? 23:49.183 --> 23:52.784 Do you think it's okay if you're not from a country where they say chow? 23:53.025 --> 23:54.065 No, I don't mind chow. 23:54.085 --> 23:54.425 Chow? 23:54.485 --> 23:58.387 Isn't chow- it's just like a mid-80s, coke-snorting idiot phrase, isn't it? 23:58.427 --> 23:59.087 Yeah, of course. 23:59.207 --> 23:59.507 Chow. 23:59.708 --> 24:00.648 You know, it depends how you say it. 24:00.668 --> 24:02.169 It's sort of a Wall Street phrase, isn't it? 24:02.269 --> 24:06.230 If you're wearing aviator shades and you sort of say chow, uh, like that. 24:06.290 --> 24:08.391 But if you say it with any degree of charm, I think it's fine. 24:08.411 --> 24:10.052 Yeah, that was from Tommy Eskimo Disco. 24:11.353 --> 24:11.793 Sent that in. 24:11.853 --> 24:12.153 Chow. 24:12.233 --> 24:13.574 Keep saying chow, Tommy, that's my advice. 24:13.594 --> 24:15.895 Adam and Joe, I don't know if they're annoying, but I say... 24:16.934 --> 24:17.595 I'm Dustin. 24:19.316 --> 24:21.538 Yes, that is annoying, just to let you know. 24:21.818 --> 24:25.902 As in off man, I don't understand what that says, that was from Jeff Jeff. 24:25.922 --> 24:28.664 You know I've just remembered a whole load of ones that I used to say. 24:28.684 --> 24:28.764 Okay. 24:29.705 --> 24:31.046 Oh my goodness. 24:31.066 --> 24:36.031 Here we go, there's also the guy at the social club, this is from Tim, who says, tatty bye bye. 24:37.502 --> 24:41.284 that's pathetic as well, isn't it? 24:41.344 --> 24:42.024 Pathetic and annoying. 24:42.064 --> 24:43.124 Steve It's not offensive though. 24:43.144 --> 24:43.405 Ricky No. 24:43.425 --> 24:45.946 Steve Do you want to hear a couple of offensive ones that I've just remembered? 24:45.966 --> 24:47.126 Ricky Offensive? 24:47.506 --> 24:48.227 Well, offensively awful. 24:48.247 --> 24:49.407 Steve Offensively bad, yeah. 24:49.587 --> 24:49.987 Ricky Yeah, okay. 24:50.007 --> 24:55.950 Steve This is- these are ones I actually used to say when, um, when I was a lot younger and I was playing video games. 24:55.970 --> 24:56.510 Ricky Yeah. 24:56.550 --> 24:58.091 Steve I can't even believe I'm admitting this. 24:58.111 --> 24:58.671 Ricky Come on, say it, say it. 24:58.691 --> 25:00.892 Steve I'd say, okay, must thrust, 25:03.095 --> 25:05.618 like I was thrusting off in a spaceship. 25:05.838 --> 25:06.619 That's exciting. 25:06.659 --> 25:07.520 I would have been impressed. 25:07.660 --> 25:08.601 That's rubbish. 25:09.262 --> 25:13.667 And another one I used to say was, OK, I'm going to choose to cruise. 25:16.621 --> 25:18.503 That was when you were just taking up cruising. 25:19.324 --> 25:20.805 That's when you lived by the heath. 25:20.825 --> 25:23.007 That's when I used to fly a fighter plane. 25:23.407 --> 25:25.369 My dad doesn't even have the time to say bye. 25:25.629 --> 25:26.830 He just puts the phone down. 25:27.471 --> 25:27.831 That's nice. 25:27.871 --> 25:29.553 And two or three people have texted him with this. 25:29.613 --> 25:30.754 People who don't say anything. 25:31.154 --> 25:32.996 They do that in movies, don't they, in American movies. 25:33.016 --> 25:33.817 They never say bye. 25:34.337 --> 25:37.400 They just finish, they get the salient facts out and then they hang up. 25:37.580 --> 25:38.922 You know, my dad does that, actually. 25:38.942 --> 25:39.202 Does he? 25:39.242 --> 25:39.843 Maybe it's a dad thing. 25:39.863 --> 25:43.567 Maybe that's just a dad thing, when you haven't got time when you're old and you want to savour every minute. 25:43.587 --> 25:44.088 You just hang up. 25:44.108 --> 25:45.289 You haven't got time for niceties. 25:45.970 --> 25:47.972 Over and out is very annoying, says Sibs. 25:48.232 --> 25:49.994 A friend once said, coo-coo-coo-choo. 25:50.014 --> 25:51.876 Ha-ha. 25:52.457 --> 25:53.498 Coo-coo-coo-choo. 25:53.538 --> 25:54.159 Annoying goodbyes. 25:54.239 --> 25:54.760 ABC ya. 25:55.686 --> 26:17.398 that's dreadful that's worse than must thrust from john in south london well done living in south london john uh what else have we got my friend graham says okay ba like he's a sheep ba yeah no i've known people who did that ba ba uh yeah that rings a bell uh like he's a sheep only he's not he's a grown man who rides a motorbike that's from caroline and hamstead wow uh let me see pip pip 26:18.499 --> 26:19.860 from Matt, says Pip-Pip. 26:20.520 --> 26:23.061 That's like an old, sort of Bertie Wooster one, isn't it? 26:23.101 --> 26:23.461 Pip-Pip. 26:23.941 --> 26:24.681 I like Pip-Pip. 26:24.741 --> 26:25.362 Yeah, no, that's all right. 26:25.402 --> 26:33.365 We like Laters with an S. Mark, um, on emails, because the emails is another place where people do little idiosyncratic sign-offs. 26:33.825 --> 26:38.106 Mark Gaiters from the League of Gentlemen used to sign off his emails, um, by just putting tits. 26:39.707 --> 26:40.347 That's funny, isn't it? 26:40.367 --> 26:41.548 That's how you used to make me laugh. 26:41.588 --> 26:42.328 Yeah, I like that one. 26:43.649 --> 26:44.670 Hasselwister, baby. 26:44.850 --> 26:45.590 No one says that. 26:45.790 --> 26:46.550 That says Liss. 26:46.951 --> 26:48.551 Liss has texted that in. 26:48.932 --> 26:50.492 Another person saying people who say chow. 26:51.353 --> 26:52.893 My friend says, see ya bake. 26:53.674 --> 26:55.035 What the hell is that? 26:55.495 --> 26:56.395 What's see ya bake? 26:56.635 --> 26:57.075 I don't know. 26:57.096 --> 26:58.716 A lot of these I just don't understand. 26:58.776 --> 27:01.157 Some of these might be hip hop derivations, I suppose. 27:01.177 --> 27:01.678 Maybe they are. 27:02.738 --> 27:12.082 Ricky and Steve laugh Ricky and Steve laugh Ricky and Steve laugh Ricky and Steve laugh Ricky and Steve laugh Ricky and Steve laugh Ricky and Steve laugh Ricky and Steve laugh 27:28.590 --> 27:32.672 Well, peace and jam from Adam and Joe until, uh, hour number two of this Saturday. 27:32.692 --> 27:33.193 Moshi moshi. 27:33.533 --> 27:34.133 Ta-ta. 27:34.333 --> 27:34.594 Bye. 27:34.854 --> 27:35.314 Stop it. 27:35.694 --> 27:36.174 Bye-bye. 28:11.440 --> 28:12.401 Well, hey, who is that ad? 28:12.421 --> 28:13.462 That's a Kaiser Chiefs. 28:13.502 --> 28:14.223 Quite good, really. 28:14.263 --> 28:15.224 Can't argue with that, can you? 28:15.264 --> 28:18.667 Despite being, I would say, the worst-looking band in pop. 28:19.128 --> 28:20.068 Oh, controversial. 28:20.409 --> 28:21.069 Worst dressed? 28:21.269 --> 28:22.651 Yeah, just ridiculous. 28:22.671 --> 28:23.291 Worst styled? 28:23.572 --> 28:27.195 Yeah, I mean, I dress better than the Kaiser Chiefs, and that's saying something bad. 28:27.215 --> 28:27.996 How do they dress? 28:28.036 --> 28:29.017 What sort of thing do they wear? 28:29.497 --> 28:35.601 Like he wears sort of boxing boots with, uh, jeans and then a suit jacket. 28:35.681 --> 28:35.922 Cool. 28:35.982 --> 28:37.162 It's just all over the shop. 28:37.182 --> 28:37.983 That sounds cool. 28:38.263 --> 28:39.084 I don't know if it is. 28:39.124 --> 28:40.024 He sounds cool. 28:40.285 --> 28:40.845 He is cool. 28:40.885 --> 28:41.926 I mean, they're cool. 28:42.066 --> 28:43.747 Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying they're not cool. 28:43.767 --> 28:47.610 I'm just saying they look sartorially like a disaster. 28:48.010 --> 28:48.290 OK. 28:48.691 --> 28:51.233 Now we're gonna play the second half of Anecdotes. 28:51.293 --> 28:51.854 What's it called? 28:51.954 --> 28:52.654 I keep forgetting. 28:52.695 --> 28:53.295 Anecdoodles. 28:54.056 --> 28:54.817 Our anecdote game. 28:54.837 --> 28:56.538 We had four different anecdote subjects. 28:56.818 --> 29:03.505 You, the good listeners, had to call in and choose an anecdote and judge them out of ten and whoever gets the lowest score gets fired. 29:03.885 --> 29:05.827 So far, Adam's not coming back next week. 29:06.087 --> 29:11.329 No, because no one's chosen one of my anecdotes yet, so what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna only give you a choice of my anecdotes next. 29:11.349 --> 29:12.209 Well, that's all that's left. 29:12.370 --> 29:13.190 Both of mine have gone. 29:13.410 --> 29:14.170 Oh, you only had two. 29:14.290 --> 29:15.091 Well, actually, I've got more. 29:15.131 --> 29:15.631 No, I've got more. 29:15.751 --> 29:16.111 Do you want more? 29:16.291 --> 29:16.691 No, I've got more. 29:16.711 --> 29:17.251 Not yet. 29:17.351 --> 29:17.852 Hold off. 29:17.952 --> 29:19.632 It's gonna be my turn for an anecdote now. 29:19.872 --> 29:20.093 OK. 29:20.113 --> 29:21.733 0-8-7-1-triple-two-one-o-four-nine. 29:21.833 --> 29:23.654 I should remind people of the number. 29:23.674 --> 29:25.655 0-8-7-1-two-two-two-one-o-four-nine. 29:25.915 --> 29:28.476 You could win a DVD if you get on air. 29:28.996 --> 29:29.376 Please call. 29:30.217 --> 29:39.345 Er, the choice, not that this is going to get anyone to call in, but the choice of my anecdotes is between bike assault, Kiki P and beard fear. 29:40.586 --> 29:43.189 Beard fear, they sound really good, you see, I don't really have any more. 29:43.976 --> 29:48.238 you might just, just, you know, make up a title for something you were gonna- Steve Laughs Slightly Big night out. 29:48.258 --> 29:48.518 Big night out. 29:48.538 --> 29:49.399 Steve Laughs Slightly Big night out. 29:49.419 --> 29:53.361 You're- you've actually got good anecdotes, cause you were just hanging out in London meeting famous people all summer. 29:53.381 --> 29:53.621 Steve Yeah. 29:53.641 --> 29:53.721 Yeah. 29:53.741 --> 29:58.904 Steve Whereas I was, uh, consigned to Edinburgh and I didn't- Steve Becoming a famous- even more famous person. 29:58.984 --> 30:00.665 Steve That's right. 30:00.685 --> 30:01.245 Steve Yeah. 30:01.265 --> 30:05.187 So call 0871221 049 if you wanna play anecdotes, you'll win a prize and you'll hear a brilliant anecdote. 30:05.207 --> 30:10.610 Steve Laughs Slightly Steve And we gave a prize, incidentally, to one of the people who, uh, texted in an annoying sign-off. 30:11.071 --> 30:13.552 I think the, uh, sign-off in question- who was the 30:13.672 --> 30:14.272 It was Jeff. 30:14.312 --> 30:14.972 His name was Jeff. 30:15.192 --> 30:16.073 Congratulations, Jeff. 30:16.093 --> 30:18.153 You're going to see the phonics, I believe. 30:18.213 --> 30:18.953 And what was he saying? 30:19.213 --> 30:21.994 He- I think he said, uh, uh, must- What was that? 30:22.334 --> 30:23.014 I'm Dustin. 30:23.034 --> 30:25.995 We were discussing the most appalling way you can say goodbye on the phone or in person. 30:26.035 --> 30:26.515 I'm Dustin. 30:26.775 --> 30:27.376 I'm Dustin. 30:27.716 --> 30:29.436 I mean, that would be good if you were Dustin Hoffman. 30:29.596 --> 30:29.816 Yeah. 30:30.176 --> 30:31.437 But otherwise- Yeah. 30:31.557 --> 30:32.377 It's not acceptable. 30:32.637 --> 30:37.379 Anyway, Geoff, uh, for you- stop saying it for a start and go and have fun at the stereophonics. 30:38.140 --> 30:47.485 Um, now before- so, you know, call in for these anecdotes, but, uh, before we talk more about the anecdotes, Joe, I just want to ask you a question that is genuinely bugging me. 30:48.025 --> 30:53.988 Uh, you know, over the summer, Batman Begins was out, and I- I was told by lots of people that it was the best of the summer blockbusters. 30:54.008 --> 30:54.768 I haven't seen it yet. 30:55.349 --> 30:59.831 But anyway, I saw Christian Bale doing a bit of press for it on TV and stuff. 30:59.851 --> 31:01.592 Now Christian Bale is English, right? 31:01.792 --> 31:02.733 Yes, he's from Bournemouth. 31:02.853 --> 31:03.673 He's from Bournemouth. 31:04.294 --> 31:07.376 But his family- I think his parents are divorced and he lives in California now. 31:07.656 --> 31:07.916 Oh, okay. 31:07.936 --> 31:11.659 So I think he moved to California just after they made, um, Empire of the Sun. 31:11.839 --> 31:12.780 Is that too much information? 31:12.800 --> 31:16.322 No, that's- His dad separated from his mum and he lives in California. 31:16.363 --> 31:16.823 That's too much. 31:16.843 --> 31:17.183 By the beach. 31:17.303 --> 31:17.804 That's too much. 31:17.904 --> 31:18.124 Yeah. 31:18.204 --> 31:19.845 He's been around to my house, Christian Bale. 31:19.885 --> 31:20.165 Has he? 31:20.345 --> 31:20.586 Yeah. 31:20.746 --> 31:21.206 When was that? 31:21.626 --> 31:22.167 Years ago. 31:22.547 --> 31:23.748 But, like, five years ago? 31:23.908 --> 31:25.209 No, about eight years ago. 31:25.309 --> 31:28.571 And was he- was he speaking with, uh, an extremely broad American accent? 31:29.052 --> 31:30.353 No, he was kind of British. 31:31.033 --> 31:56.732 he is british yeah but in this in this uh press stuff that i saw him doing he was speaking with the same accent that he uses in the film and someone told me that he he stays in character that's very true for each film he does well my friend was the publicist ryan batman begins she won't like me talking about this she sat next to him and did crosswords while he was in his batman suit right uh while they were you know between shots he can't have been in character as batman doing the crossword but 31:56.752 --> 32:22.125 this is what I this is what I mean he was not in he wasn't pretending to be Batman when he was doing this press the only thing that was remained of his character was the accent which made me think like who's he I don't understand what the point of doing that is staying in character of staying like pretending to be American like it does he think that people will be upset if they see the film and they think why is he pretending to be American he's not American so he's gonna try and fool people into thinking that he really is American when he whenever he does press 32:22.725 --> 32:24.945 It just sort of upset and confused me. 32:24.965 --> 32:29.246 Well, does that explain it to you a bit that his family is half American, his dad lives in California? 32:29.266 --> 32:32.227 I mean, that's a good excuse for having a mid-Atlantic accent, don't you think? 32:32.367 --> 32:35.067 I don't believe that it would sink in that fast. 32:35.107 --> 32:36.647 You know, he's an intelligent person. 32:36.667 --> 32:38.168 He's not just a ludicrous sponge. 32:38.188 --> 32:40.568 You see, he's not going to come back from a few years in California. 32:40.588 --> 32:41.428 A ludicrous sponge. 32:41.648 --> 32:45.169 Talking like a Yankee. 32:45.229 --> 32:46.409 Talking like a Yankee. 32:47.129 --> 32:49.490 A ludicrous sponge talking like a Yankee. 32:50.610 --> 32:51.190 I'm lost. 32:51.990 --> 32:54.112 I'm just having sort of Spongebob visions now. 32:54.472 --> 32:54.853 What? 32:55.173 --> 32:58.796 I mean, you know, was he playing an American in The Machinist? 32:59.176 --> 33:02.679 Yeah, the thing about Christian Bale is he takes his roles very seriously, doesn't he? 33:02.759 --> 33:06.222 Even if it's a piece of old rubbish like Rain of Fire. 33:06.882 --> 33:07.423 Oh, yeah. 33:07.663 --> 33:09.544 Ah, he took that very seriously. 33:09.584 --> 33:10.765 I can still smell that one. 33:10.945 --> 33:16.050 And I think that's commendable, but you know what, I think he's slimmed down too much for The Machinist and he's given himself permanently damaged eye bags. 33:16.670 --> 33:17.010 Really? 33:17.070 --> 33:18.732 I think his eyes are permanently slightly hollow. 33:19.312 --> 33:19.552 Wow. 33:19.572 --> 33:20.573 You can take it too far. 33:20.973 --> 33:21.713 Yeah, yeah. 33:21.733 --> 33:22.013 OK? 33:22.033 --> 33:22.674 Note to bail. 33:22.974 --> 33:24.535 But he beefed up, though, for Batman, though. 33:24.555 --> 33:25.515 He's no longer really skinny. 33:25.535 --> 33:26.355 He beefed up for Batman. 33:27.316 --> 33:29.537 Anyway, I'm just confused, that's all. 33:29.557 --> 33:37.041 Whenever I see someone using an accent that clearly isn't theirs for no particular reason, it just makes me very confused. 33:37.061 --> 33:37.721 Have we got any callers? 33:38.812 --> 33:40.915 We can ask more people to ring you. 33:40.975 --> 33:41.115 What? 33:41.135 --> 33:41.776 That means no. 33:41.796 --> 33:43.778 That means we have no chorus. 33:43.818 --> 33:46.401 We've got one very nice lady who'd like to play. 33:46.521 --> 33:47.402 Oh no, someone else. 33:47.422 --> 33:48.223 There you go. 33:48.243 --> 33:49.224 871-222-1049 to play Anecdotes. 33:49.645 --> 33:50.385 What are we doing now? 33:50.406 --> 33:51.547 We're going to play some music. 33:51.587 --> 33:55.211 This is an old classic from a band that I miss very badly. 33:55.251 --> 33:55.672 It's Pulp. 34:09.932 --> 34:11.093 Hey, have you thought about that? 34:11.213 --> 34:12.654 Well, when was that record released? 34:12.674 --> 34:16.076 Uh, that was about 96, I suppose. 34:16.436 --> 34:18.157 96, that nine years to come down. 34:18.317 --> 34:19.198 Nine years. 34:20.265 --> 34:23.508 a friend of mine actually saw Jarvis Cocker in a park the other day, pushing his kid. 34:23.689 --> 34:24.309 In the UK? 34:24.610 --> 34:25.611 I thought he lived in France now. 34:25.651 --> 34:27.132 He was in a park, pushing his kid. 34:27.172 --> 34:30.375 Hey, did you see that show that Jarvis Cocker presented about pop shows? 34:30.516 --> 34:35.701 It was on E4 and it was like, uh, I think the- Yeah, like the greatest pop disasters. 34:36.041 --> 34:39.024 It was like him mooning Michael Jackson and stuff, wasn't it? 34:39.064 --> 34:39.645 No, no, no, no. 34:39.665 --> 34:42.468 This was a show all about things that he really loved. 34:42.588 --> 34:42.968 you know. 34:43.068 --> 34:46.349 They did a series on E4 with people picking clips of their favourite things. 34:46.849 --> 34:50.310 And one of them was Jarvis Cocker picking clips from classic pop shows and stuff. 34:50.911 --> 34:53.972 And it was a brilliant programme, really good, just out of the blue. 34:54.452 --> 34:56.412 Get Jarvis Cocker to make more programmes, that's the way. 34:56.452 --> 35:00.734 Well that's a taste of the anecdotes there are to come on our competition Anecdotey. 35:00.794 --> 35:02.174 And we've got two callers on the line. 35:02.454 --> 35:03.635 First of all Hayley in Southend. 35:03.655 --> 35:04.235 Hello Hayley. 35:04.655 --> 35:05.015 Hello. 35:05.135 --> 35:05.735 How are you doing? 35:05.755 --> 35:06.115 Welcome back. 35:06.376 --> 35:07.376 Hey, thanks a lot Hayley. 35:07.856 --> 35:08.717 Hey, thanks, Hayley. 35:09.157 --> 35:11.719 God, it's very touching to- to speak to someone who cares. 35:11.859 --> 35:15.001 We've had some very- we've had some really nice e-mails, actually, from people. 35:15.041 --> 35:21.225 I won't, er, read them out or mention people by name, but thank you very much for, er, e-mailing us and being nice to us, er, on our return. 35:21.485 --> 35:22.906 Anyway, Hayley, you- Hayley didn't do any of that. 35:23.006 --> 35:24.267 You have- she's just said. 35:24.307 --> 35:26.208 Well, she's just- she's just- that's true, she's been nice. 35:26.868 --> 35:30.712 So, Hayley, you've got a choice between three of my anecdotes now, OK? 35:31.333 --> 35:39.441 Obviously you don't know about, you know, what any of these contain, but the titles are Bike Assault, Kiki... Don't laugh that way. 35:39.461 --> 35:39.881 Why? 35:39.901 --> 35:42.424 Because it sounds as if you're dismissing the Bike Assault. 35:42.464 --> 35:43.144 I'm excited. 35:43.224 --> 35:43.585 OK. 35:43.945 --> 35:46.808 Bike Assault, Kiki P... That's a good one. 35:47.308 --> 35:49.030 ..and Beard Fear. 35:49.731 --> 35:50.892 Which one do you want to go for, Hayley? 35:51.872 --> 35:53.374 Yeah, well, Kiki-Dee, please. 35:53.694 --> 35:54.375 Kiki-Dee. 35:54.475 --> 35:55.516 It's actually Kiki-Pee. 35:55.596 --> 35:56.277 Kiki-Pee. 35:56.297 --> 35:56.657 Sorry. 35:56.677 --> 35:57.738 As in P-E-E. 35:57.818 --> 35:59.700 It's not gonna be a story about Kiki-Dee, Hayley. 35:59.720 --> 36:00.521 Does that change things? 36:00.701 --> 36:01.382 Oh, can I change my mind? 36:01.562 --> 36:02.363 No, no, you can't. 36:02.463 --> 36:04.966 Once you thought it was Kiki-Dee, she doesn't realise it involved urinating. 36:05.266 --> 36:05.346 Pee. 36:05.406 --> 36:06.948 Oh, oh, sorry, how does it say? 36:07.216 --> 36:10.037 Hailey, listen to this and you have to judge it out of ten. 36:10.057 --> 36:11.537 This is rubbish. 36:13.457 --> 36:23.259 OK, when I was in Edinburgh doing my show up there, I had a PR person called Claire Walker who was excellent and she tried to get me in the papers and stuff like that. 36:23.880 --> 36:34.962 And anyway, she was out one night doing some late night drinking in Edinburgh and sat at her table, amongst others, were these two kind of New York drag queens who call themselves Kiki and Herb. 36:35.762 --> 36:52.379 and they do an act where the one that calls herself Kiki is like an old lounge singer and Herb is her accompanist and they're really bitter and twisted and that's part of their act but anyway they were really outrageous that night really drunk everyone was steaming drunk and at one point the guy that plays Kiki was so wrecked 36:53.119 --> 36:59.744 that he'd just got out his winkle and he started to spend a penny beneath the table where he and Claire were sitting. 37:00.264 --> 37:06.208 And due to their, er, close seating proximity, quite a lot of tinkle went on Claire's foot. 37:06.689 --> 37:07.529 Wow. 37:07.609 --> 37:08.690 Wait, wait, wait a second. 37:09.050 --> 37:09.871 Did he announce this? 37:09.911 --> 37:12.092 Did he say, I'm now going to have a wee under the table? 37:12.152 --> 37:15.675 No, he didn't, he just- Or did she just feel a warm flush on her ankles? 37:15.695 --> 37:17.136 Yeah, she felt that ankle tinkle. 37:17.156 --> 37:18.077 Are you still with us, Hayley? 37:18.777 --> 37:20.279 You haven't hung up in disgust. 37:21.341 --> 37:23.284 This is all true, I swear to you, this is absolutely true. 37:23.945 --> 37:30.695 So yeah, she felt ankle tinkle from Kiki and so she jumped up in disgust and said, what the hell are you doing? 37:30.755 --> 37:33.719 And, you know, rushed off to the lab, absolutely furious as you would be. 37:35.021 --> 37:45.733 Anyway, far from being contrite at this point, Kiki meets her when she comes out of the lab, grabs her by the arm, and sort of says- he's kind of annoyed, Kiki, that she's annoyed, you know? 37:45.774 --> 37:46.755 Like him weeing on her? 37:46.795 --> 37:46.915 Yeah. 37:47.375 --> 37:50.900 And he grabs her and he says, I'm sorry I didn't pee in your face. 37:52.847 --> 37:54.408 I mean, that's New York for you. 37:54.448 --> 37:55.408 That's unbelievable. 37:55.448 --> 37:56.068 That's New York. 37:56.408 --> 38:05.171 And then, uh, anyway, so basically, like, she told people that this had happened and a lot of people that knew Kiki just said, that sounds, that doesn't sound like something he would do at all. 38:05.191 --> 38:06.932 You know, he's not that kind of person. 38:07.232 --> 38:14.114 But I'm thinking, like, well, surely, you know, how many times do you have to wheelie on someone's foot before you are the kind of person that would do something like that? 38:14.134 --> 38:15.535 Cos he usually poos in the back pocket. 38:16.355 --> 38:17.216 when no one's looking. 38:46.255 --> 38:46.855 There you go. 38:46.895 --> 38:48.777 Was there any inappropriate weeing? 38:48.797 --> 38:49.597 No, no urinating. 38:49.617 --> 38:50.097 No, good. 38:50.237 --> 38:54.820 I might get sued now by Kiki and Herb's lawyers, of course, but... So what's that out of ten, Hayley? 38:54.840 --> 38:55.920 What are you giving that anecdote out of ten? 38:55.941 --> 38:57.001 I'm giving it seven and a half. 38:57.281 --> 38:57.421 Oh! 38:57.962 --> 38:58.642 Seven and a half. 38:58.762 --> 38:59.543 Seven and a half. 39:00.103 --> 39:00.403 Yeah. 39:00.463 --> 39:09.068 Our producer Lila, incidentally, this is a footnote to the anecdote, our producer Lila says that it's supposed to be good for Veruca's to pop a bit of wee on there. 39:09.908 --> 39:10.249 Wow. 39:10.309 --> 39:13.171 Well, listen, that's as grubby as the anecdotes get. 39:13.271 --> 39:14.672 But thanks very much for listening to that one, Hayley. 39:14.692 --> 39:15.312 Hayley, yeah, thanks for calling. 39:15.332 --> 39:17.854 Do you want a Scrubs DVD or a My Summer of Love DVD? 39:17.914 --> 39:24.999 Do you want a handsome, nerdy New York doctor or two young ladies making love in a field or tickets to the super furry animals? 39:27.122 --> 39:30.424 Yes, the sexy, nerdy New York doctor, Zach Bruce-Grubber. 39:30.944 --> 39:31.225 You can. 39:31.245 --> 39:31.965 Thanks for calling, Hayley. 39:31.985 --> 39:32.725 We're going to do one more. 39:32.745 --> 39:35.247 Would that take this link over an hour? 39:35.347 --> 39:37.608 Yeah, let's hold off for the moment, play some more music. 39:37.668 --> 39:40.470 Right now, this is a track by the Dandy Warhols. 39:44.052 --> 39:45.153 This is H.F.M. 39:45.273 --> 39:51.517 I saw it, yeah, I saw it with the black tongue tied, well known roses. 40:06.995 --> 40:14.059 That's the Velvet Underground beginning to see the light. 40:14.460 --> 40:15.861 This is Adam and Joe on XFM. 40:15.881 --> 40:23.025 Before the break, you heard the Danny Warhols with all the money or the simple life honey. 40:24.567 --> 40:27.008 Exciting stuff there from the Warhols. 40:27.489 --> 40:29.230 Changing the face of rock. 40:30.371 --> 40:33.034 So let's conclude our Anecdote playoff. 40:33.594 --> 40:34.195 OK, yes. 40:34.455 --> 40:34.816 Shall we? 40:34.996 --> 40:35.717 Yes, absolutely. 40:35.737 --> 40:37.219 I think it's time for another one of mine. 40:37.499 --> 40:40.102 I've only got two left, Beard Fear or Bike Assault. 40:40.142 --> 40:41.043 We need a caller first. 40:41.143 --> 40:41.724 It's James there. 40:41.764 --> 40:42.264 Hello, James. 40:42.304 --> 40:42.745 Hi, there. 40:42.785 --> 40:42.965 Hi, guys. 40:43.065 --> 40:44.307 Hey, James, thanks for waiting. 40:45.068 --> 40:50.135 I mean, I know we called you back, but let's give the impression that you hung on for ages, cos you were so keen. 40:50.275 --> 40:54.441 He hung on for a while and then we had to call him back, so there's been a lot of hanging on and we appreciate the hanging. 40:55.242 --> 40:56.844 So, James, we'll cut to the chase. 40:57.064 --> 40:58.306 Which one would you like to go for? 40:58.386 --> 41:00.108 Bike assault or beard fear? 41:00.891 --> 41:02.372 I think it's got to be beard fear, please. 41:02.733 --> 41:04.594 Oh, it's the weaker of the two anecdotes. 41:04.874 --> 41:05.735 Well, yeah, come on. 41:05.775 --> 41:08.578 Listen, James, you've got a choice between fear or an assault. 41:09.238 --> 41:10.159 What's more exciting? 41:10.179 --> 41:11.600 I was hoping it was going to be Adam's beard. 41:11.920 --> 41:12.401 Well, it is. 41:12.421 --> 41:12.741 It will be. 41:12.761 --> 41:13.722 I'll go for beard fear. 41:13.902 --> 41:14.623 It's fairly short. 41:15.343 --> 41:17.025 It's more of a kind of observation, really. 41:17.085 --> 41:18.766 OK, James, remember you're scoring this out of ten. 41:18.786 --> 41:18.946 Right. 41:19.887 --> 41:21.968 Adam's currently only got seven and a half points. 41:22.068 --> 41:22.748 I've got eleven. 41:23.149 --> 41:25.510 So unless you score this highly, Adam, we'll be fired. 41:25.610 --> 41:25.850 Yeah. 41:26.990 --> 41:31.773 Incidentally, if you're listening to us on your satellite TV, this isn't Simon Amstel. 41:31.993 --> 41:32.873 It's Adam and Joe. 41:33.113 --> 41:36.335 Someone typed in the wrong thing on the satellite listings. 41:36.515 --> 41:36.755 OK? 41:37.675 --> 41:38.316 Beard fear. 41:38.376 --> 41:40.177 Right, now this is another true story. 41:40.657 --> 41:44.539 A few days after the bombings in July, I was in London. 41:45.319 --> 42:12.652 and I was in a t-shirt shop near Covent Garden and this at this point I was cultivating a giant gigantic beard for my show in Edinburgh absolutely enormous looked a bit like Brian Blessed and it was kind of way beyond the limits of fashion really out into something like extremism of some kind and very possibly religious extremism so I was getting a lot of funny looks around that time especially as I often wander around town 42:13.152 --> 42:21.176 with, uh, you know, with a jacket and- and a, um, backpack on, which isn't the best thing to do, especially if you live around Stockwell. 42:21.776 --> 42:23.837 Um, anyway, I was in this t-shirt shop- Which you do. 42:23.857 --> 42:24.597 Which I do, yeah. 42:24.997 --> 42:26.318 Not just throwing that in as a- No. 42:27.038 --> 42:36.663 I was in a t-shirt shop in Covent Garden, uh, or near Covent Garden, and this shop assistant was following me around, I'm not joking, the whole time, like, right behind me, and I was sort of looking at him like, what? 42:37.323 --> 42:39.344 And then eventually he comes up and he goes, aren't you hot? 42:40.242 --> 42:40.863 I said, what do you mean? 42:41.263 --> 42:42.484 Aren't you hot with that jacket on? 42:43.405 --> 42:43.785 He said. 42:44.465 --> 42:52.492 And basically I think he thought that I had some stuff strapped to me and I was going to explode his t-shirt shop, um, because I had my backpack on and everything. 42:52.972 --> 42:55.434 And I swear to you, this guy was really freaking out. 42:55.955 --> 42:56.915 So I said, no I don't. 42:57.076 --> 42:58.317 What do you think, I'm going to blow up your shop? 42:58.337 --> 43:00.378 And he's like, no, no, no, no. 43:01.299 --> 43:09.586 Um, anyway, I left without a t-shirt, feeling slightly as if I was living in a city of fear, which I suppose I was in a way, or 43:10.146 --> 43:14.771 Maybe it was me that was just being incredibly paranoid and actually the guy was just making conversation. 43:15.672 --> 43:16.513 And that's the end. 43:16.713 --> 43:17.654 James, hello James. 43:17.694 --> 43:18.034 James? 43:18.134 --> 43:18.455 James? 43:18.755 --> 43:19.656 Are you still there? 43:19.736 --> 43:20.016 Hi. 43:21.037 --> 43:21.838 Woah. 43:22.219 --> 43:23.700 How you doing? 43:24.161 --> 43:25.722 So, I thought that was like a man-new habit. 43:25.923 --> 43:27.624 What about the one with Jonathan Ross and the PSP? 43:28.769 --> 43:29.610 That was a better anecdote. 43:29.630 --> 43:30.491 You should have had that one in. 43:30.511 --> 43:31.512 I should have done that. 43:31.532 --> 43:33.073 That was a celebrity anecdote. 43:33.794 --> 43:37.898 James, you've got to take some of the responsibility for that, because, er... Well, it's not too... What do you mean? 43:37.918 --> 43:38.558 That was interesting. 43:38.638 --> 43:40.680 There wasn't a qualitative judgement. 43:40.800 --> 43:41.401 It's terrific. 43:41.441 --> 43:42.202 Well done, James. 43:42.442 --> 43:44.544 Does Adam still have the beard? 43:44.904 --> 43:46.065 He does, yeah, it's been trimmed a little bit. 43:46.085 --> 43:47.345 I've got a trimmed version of it. 43:47.366 --> 43:48.386 What did you think of that, James? 43:48.686 --> 43:50.047 Um, yeah, I quite enjoyed that. 43:50.167 --> 43:50.988 Ah, it was rubbish, wasn't it? 43:51.008 --> 43:51.488 I'm sorry, man. 43:51.528 --> 43:52.308 I quite enjoyed it! 43:52.629 --> 43:55.050 It had a little bit of social context to it as well. 43:55.090 --> 43:56.851 Yeah, it was a bit political and a bit heavy. 43:56.871 --> 43:57.451 Yeah. 43:57.471 --> 43:58.172 It was a bit heavy. 43:58.212 --> 44:01.174 It was a difficult context to make light of. 44:01.194 --> 44:03.515 You should have put that in the Times article you were in. 44:03.795 --> 44:04.255 That's true. 44:04.275 --> 44:04.776 There you go. 44:04.796 --> 44:06.397 Hey, listen, I wasn't making light of it. 44:06.517 --> 44:09.579 It was, it was a, uh, just a sad reflection of the Times. 44:09.639 --> 44:10.359 Sad reflection of the Times. 44:10.379 --> 44:11.680 James, scores it, points out of ten. 44:12.341 --> 44:13.241 Oh, it's got to be a 10. 44:13.721 --> 44:14.261 Wow! 44:14.802 --> 44:15.082 James! 44:15.102 --> 44:15.922 What are you playing at? 44:16.142 --> 44:16.722 Thanks, man. 44:17.182 --> 44:20.243 You've given Adam 17 and a half, sent me right over the top. 44:20.303 --> 44:21.723 No, you know, I'm a sucker for a beard, really. 44:21.903 --> 44:22.303 And I'm on 11. 44:22.443 --> 44:22.684 Wow. 44:22.744 --> 44:24.704 Jo, and you- So that's me fired. 44:24.764 --> 44:27.305 Have you got, um, another one that you could come back with? 44:27.325 --> 44:33.806 Because I could- why don't we just do our last two- I was going to tell you about, uh, Vic and Bob's exclusive live Big Night Out. 44:33.886 --> 44:35.387 You do that and then- A one-off only show. 44:35.427 --> 44:36.047 No, I'm not. 44:36.287 --> 44:36.987 I'm going to tell you about it. 44:37.007 --> 44:38.847 I'll do the Jonathan Ross PSP one as well. 44:38.967 --> 44:39.648 We haven't got time. 44:39.828 --> 44:40.628 We do, we got 20 minutes. 44:41.468 --> 45:06.610 have we yeah what now good times hey listen thanks very much indeed for your call james hey james do you want uh what's he got he's got ladies making love in a field in the film my summer of love pretending to be younger than they are or to get super furry uh yeah i'd love the super furries if um if it's for a couple of weeks time is it when are we looking at he's been very specific thursday the 22nd that's next thursday i'll make it oh 45:07.321 --> 45:08.962 It's gonna have to be Dirty Ladies in the field. 45:08.982 --> 45:10.002 You're getting Dirty Ladies. 45:10.182 --> 45:10.542 OK. 45:10.802 --> 45:11.803 Thanks for calling, James. 45:11.843 --> 45:12.843 Yeah, we really appreciate it. 45:12.863 --> 45:14.164 Thanks for having me fired. 45:14.664 --> 45:15.724 Well, it's not too late, man. 45:15.764 --> 45:18.025 We've still got one more anecdote each that we can reel out. 45:18.426 --> 45:22.007 But, erm, it's time for some more adverts now, ladies and gentlemen. 45:22.347 --> 45:23.588 This is Ed and Joe on XFN. 45:43.797 --> 45:48.040 And you jerk it out! 45:51.243 --> 45:53.585 Okay, sorry, I pressed the button and nothing's happening! 45:53.925 --> 45:54.565 Look, I pressed it! 45:55.186 --> 45:55.386 Look! 45:56.187 --> 45:57.207 Oh, now it's starting. 45:57.407 --> 45:58.048 What's that about? 46:06.587 --> 46:06.847 Yeah. 46:07.087 --> 46:12.030 This is Adam and Joe on XFM, uh, London's top radio station for rocking music. 46:12.431 --> 46:13.091 That's good, man. 46:13.111 --> 46:14.292 They should put that on the posters. 46:14.592 --> 46:17.214 So, over the summer, London went PSP crazy, didn't it? 46:17.534 --> 46:18.674 PSP crazy. 46:18.815 --> 46:20.556 Everyone's talking about PSPs, aren't they? 46:20.696 --> 46:22.277 Were there queues round the blocks and stuff? 46:22.297 --> 46:28.721 Well, supposedly, I pre-ordered my PSP, the PlayStation Portable, the new mini must-have gadget from Sony. 46:28.881 --> 46:30.762 And it's got, you can play movies on it. 46:31.262 --> 46:33.844 You can play movies on it, UMD games. 46:34.364 --> 46:35.244 You can play games. 46:35.605 --> 46:36.665 I've only got Wipeout. 46:37.105 --> 46:38.526 I don't know what UMD stands for. 46:39.506 --> 46:39.906 UMD. 46:40.606 --> 46:41.247 But it's great. 46:41.287 --> 46:43.007 It's lovely having a new format, isn't it? 46:43.207 --> 46:43.607 Of course. 46:43.687 --> 46:44.388 Everyone loves a new format. 46:44.408 --> 46:49.209 Yeah, and I'm just excited about going on a plane so that I can buy a movie at the airport on UMD. 46:49.249 --> 46:50.070 A movie. 46:50.270 --> 46:51.210 A movie on UMD. 46:51.230 --> 46:52.791 A movie. 46:53.131 --> 46:54.111 And then watch it on the plane. 46:54.351 --> 46:58.413 But basically, it's one of those things you spend 200 pounds on and then just never use. 46:59.073 --> 46:59.413 Really? 46:59.594 --> 47:00.595 Yeah, I just haven't used it. 47:00.635 --> 47:02.677 I look at it and show it to people, but do I sit and play it? 47:02.737 --> 47:02.937 No. 47:03.117 --> 47:03.938 That's like your winky. 47:04.258 --> 47:05.419 It is, isn't it? 47:05.459 --> 47:10.644 But, uh, long before the summer, of course, PSPs, PlayStation portables, were available in America. 47:10.664 --> 47:11.144 And Japan. 47:11.164 --> 47:15.829 And people who were very rich, or early adopters, as they're called, had one, didn't they? 47:15.869 --> 47:16.490 Like years ago. 47:16.530 --> 47:19.693 You could have had one like a year and a half ago because they were so slow to come out in Britain. 47:19.873 --> 47:20.013 Yeah. 47:20.313 --> 47:32.562 And this created a strange sort of jealousy vacuum where people would, like, I'd see kids in shops hiding in corners playing on them surrounded by about 20 other kids watching and about to mug the child. 47:33.603 --> 47:36.165 But you had a problem, didn't you, with the PSP, Adam? 47:36.425 --> 47:43.809 Well, we, um, saw Jonathan Ross, our- our best celebrity friend, um, quite a few months ago now. 47:43.829 --> 47:49.131 It was Jane- Jane's birthday, his wife, and he very generously invited us along to his house to celebrate. 47:49.151 --> 47:55.794 Yeah, and he's got this amazing office that's basically just- I think when you're quite rich and very successful, people just send you everything in the world that exists. 47:55.874 --> 47:56.095 Yeah. 47:56.115 --> 47:58.816 And because you're so busy making money, you don't have time to open it. 47:59.196 --> 48:01.997 So he's just got this room in his house that's like a sort of Aladdin's cave. 48:02.218 --> 48:04.599 Yeah, like a criminal- Stacked full of- A criminal's warehouse. 48:04.619 --> 48:04.699 Yeah. 48:05.279 --> 48:08.002 It's just stacked full of amazing consumer durables. 48:08.463 --> 48:12.126 Every imaginable box set of DVDs from every country in the world. 48:12.567 --> 48:14.269 Every electronic device. 48:14.489 --> 48:15.750 He doesn't have boring things in there. 48:16.031 --> 48:17.332 It's just fun booty, isn't it? 48:17.472 --> 48:21.376 Yeah, but we should point out to thieves that it's heavily guarded. 48:21.457 --> 48:22.337 Oh, heavily guarded. 48:22.638 --> 48:26.041 Um, and, um... It's not very strong, very husky, though. 48:26.061 --> 48:26.122 Heh. 48:26.282 --> 48:26.482 Heh. 48:28.530 --> 48:31.531 But anyway, so we're in this room and Jonathan's a very generous man. 48:31.571 --> 48:33.212 He sometimes just gives you things. 48:33.432 --> 48:33.652 Yeah. 48:33.732 --> 48:40.714 If you go, oh, that's a nice Xbox 360, there's a fair chance he'll just go, oh, yeah, have it, go on, have it, I've got a 14. 48:40.854 --> 48:48.777 Well, he was showing us the PSP and I was very impressed and he was saying, you know, especially if you've got children, this is a must-have item because it'll keep them quiet for hours on planes and things like that. 48:48.877 --> 48:50.117 Did he use the phrase must-have item? 48:50.477 --> 48:51.057 He, no. 48:51.337 --> 48:54.838 I imagine he used something a bit perkier than that, but I'm a cheap, stupid person. 48:55.319 --> 48:56.179 That's how I interpreted it. 48:56.739 --> 49:01.502 Um, and he, uh, was basically selling me this, uh, machine very well and I was really excited about it. 49:01.522 --> 49:03.443 And he said, well, you know, I've got a spare one. 49:03.523 --> 49:04.203 When's your birthday? 49:04.243 --> 49:06.904 And it was actually, it would just be my birthday a couple of days before. 49:06.924 --> 49:08.845 So I said, yeah, it was just my birthday yesterday. 49:09.246 --> 49:09.926 Or before. 49:10.346 --> 49:12.708 And, uh, so he said, well, great, I'll give you one. 49:12.728 --> 49:13.708 I've got one in the cupboard over here. 49:13.748 --> 49:15.229 So he goes over to the cupboard and I'm really excited. 49:15.269 --> 49:15.829 I couldn't believe it. 49:15.869 --> 49:16.770 I was so jealous. 49:16.790 --> 49:17.450 Joe was fuming. 49:17.470 --> 49:19.811 But Jonathan had given Adam a free PSP. 49:20.291 --> 49:22.313 Uh, and Joe was going, oh, that's not fair. 49:22.353 --> 49:24.574 It's my birthday, too, in six months. 49:25.274 --> 49:26.997 And, anyway, Joe didn't get one. 49:27.337 --> 49:29.280 I must admit to feeling a tiny bit smug about that. 49:29.701 --> 49:32.605 But Jonathan got to the cupboard and said, oh, no, it's not in the box. 49:33.046 --> 49:34.508 Oh, well, don't worry, it's in the office. 49:35.028 --> 49:36.951 You know, come by and grab it, it's yours. 49:36.971 --> 49:38.213 You know, I was like, oh, well, thanks very much. 49:38.313 --> 49:39.856 So this is an ethical dilemma, isn't it? 49:40.256 --> 49:43.680 Yeah, because then- He's promised you the PSP, but he hasn't actually delivered it. 49:43.700 --> 49:43.980 No. 49:44.240 --> 49:49.867 But now it's incumbent on you to hassle him to give you the thing that he's giving you generously for free. 49:50.147 --> 49:50.427 Yeah. 49:50.567 --> 49:52.089 And to what extent do you do that in life? 49:52.309 --> 49:54.632 Well, I think not is the answer. 49:54.692 --> 49:55.773 You don't mention it again. 49:55.793 --> 49:59.357 You should have just forgotten it and waited for him to go, oh, Adam, that PSP I promised you. 49:59.637 --> 50:00.438 Sorry, I forgot about it. 50:00.478 --> 50:00.938 Here it is. 50:00.978 --> 50:01.919 But I couldn't forget. 50:01.979 --> 50:09.904 Everywhere I went, there was adverts for it and stories about it and ghosts with talk exactly like that, saying that to me in my head. 50:10.424 --> 50:12.245 And it was driving me mental. 50:12.566 --> 50:16.969 And I, you know, just the specter of this PSP hovering there that Jonathan had dangled. 50:17.449 --> 50:28.977 So finally, after I'd had a couple of drinks one night, I emailed him and I said, hey, listen, Jonathan, you know, that generous offer you made, you know, could I collect on that? 50:30.677 --> 50:31.777 Oh my God. 50:32.118 --> 50:39.659 And I tried to phrase it as well as I possibly could so that it- I basically said, you know, this is kind of greedy of me but, uh, can I have that thing? 50:40.279 --> 50:45.620 But there's no good way of saying that because basically it's just the greediest, most horrible thing you could say to a friend. 50:45.640 --> 50:47.981 And then how did you feel after you'd pressed send on that email? 50:48.081 --> 50:48.761 I felt sick. 50:49.081 --> 50:50.161 I felt absolutely sick, yeah. 50:50.181 --> 50:50.301 Dirty. 50:50.721 --> 50:52.222 And what, like a greedy person? 50:52.302 --> 50:53.982 Like a just a worthless- Like a shameless- 50:54.802 --> 50:58.967 Someone who has just not even deserved to be called a friend, you know what I mean? 50:58.987 --> 51:01.210 Just someone who has treated Jonathan purely- A vampire. 51:01.270 --> 51:01.871 A bloodsucker. 51:01.891 --> 51:03.112 A bloodsucking vampire. 51:03.132 --> 51:03.673 A parasite. 51:03.693 --> 51:04.694 Yeah, exactly that. 51:04.874 --> 51:06.717 A techno-parasite. 51:06.797 --> 51:07.438 All right, easy. 51:07.678 --> 51:08.259 Stop it now. 51:08.619 --> 51:11.062 And the best part of this story is you haven't spoken to him since. 51:11.082 --> 51:11.122 No. 51:12.163 --> 51:13.404 I don't know if I ever will again. 51:13.424 --> 51:15.164 Until he gives you that PSP. 51:15.204 --> 51:15.865 He emailed back. 51:15.885 --> 51:16.685 You're going to freeze him out? 51:16.865 --> 51:19.746 He did email back and he said, yeah, no problem, don't worry, I'll sort it out. 51:19.766 --> 51:23.808 But I didn't even, you know, obviously I'm not going to hassle him ever again. 51:23.848 --> 51:27.389 And I fully expect never to speak to Jonathan Ross ever again. 51:27.409 --> 51:30.610 Because I'm the greediest, stupidest man in the world. 51:31.211 --> 51:35.212 And I'm never going to get a PSP either because it'll remind me of the friend I lost. 51:36.093 --> 51:36.993 Wow, that's very touching. 51:37.253 --> 51:37.433 Yeah. 51:37.694 --> 51:38.855 This is Adam and Joe on XFM. 51:38.875 --> 51:39.155 What now? 51:39.215 --> 51:39.476 Music? 51:39.656 --> 51:42.359 A little bit of music and then we'll sign off for today. 51:48.925 --> 51:49.765 Yeah, that's quite good, isn't it? 51:49.805 --> 51:54.367 That's, uh, La Ritornelle by Sébastien Delière. 51:54.467 --> 51:54.767 Yes. 51:55.187 --> 52:06.871 And, uh, listen, um, if you want to win a copy of the Virgin Megastore's album of the week, which is Echo and the Bunnymen's Siberia, then listen to Marsha, who's sitting in for Sean Keaveney on Monday from 10 a.m. 52:07.271 --> 52:11.092 here on XFM, as she'll be giving away copies of that very album. 52:11.452 --> 52:11.652 That's it. 52:11.672 --> 52:14.173 Virgin Megastore's album of the week, Siberia, Echo and the Bunnymen. 52:14.613 --> 52:16.954 Or go to www.xfm.co.uk. 52:18.274 --> 52:19.775 Well, that's pretty much it for this week. 52:19.835 --> 52:21.777 It's, you know, we're sort of easing back here. 52:21.817 --> 52:24.119 Well, next week we'll have Ditties in the Dark. 52:24.139 --> 52:25.300 It's going to be such a tight show next week. 52:25.320 --> 52:26.181 It's going to be amazingly tight. 52:26.201 --> 52:27.822 It's going to be phones, features, it's going to be so fast. 52:27.842 --> 52:30.625 None of our links are going to be longer than a couple of minutes and they're going to be so packed. 52:30.645 --> 52:31.225 So packed. 52:31.786 --> 52:34.148 And we might get an award at the end of the show. 52:34.168 --> 52:35.169 A completely different show next week. 52:35.189 --> 52:36.930 Yeah, next, at the end of the show next week. 52:36.950 --> 52:37.771 A transformation. 52:37.791 --> 52:41.414 And we had some clips of the Boosh that we really wanted to play this week, but we'll do that next week. 52:41.654 --> 52:42.535 Yeah. 52:42.895 --> 52:45.598 And, you know, it'll be great. 52:46.719 --> 52:48.400 I can never sign off properly, do you know what I mean? 52:49.121 --> 52:49.641 I'll do it for you. 52:49.681 --> 52:50.322 Thanks a lot for listening. 52:51.062 --> 52:52.624 Must Dust, is that the one? 52:52.804 --> 52:54.185 Yeah, ciao ciao for now. 52:54.345 --> 52:54.566 What? 52:54.666 --> 52:55.246 Keep busting. 52:55.486 --> 52:56.147 Bye bye. 52:56.407 --> 52:57.288 Thanks for listening. 52:57.428 --> 52:57.628 Me. 52:57.868 --> 52:58.229 Ciao.