WEBVTT 00:00.369 --> 00:02.170 Hi, my name's Adam Buxton. 00:02.390 --> 00:04.170 Hi, my name's Joe Cornish. 00:05.831 --> 00:06.771 Why are you doing that voice? 00:06.811 --> 00:07.311 I don't know. 00:07.331 --> 00:10.172 It's just a sort of radio voice. 00:10.372 --> 00:10.732 Oh, okay. 00:10.952 --> 00:11.872 I like it. 00:12.012 --> 00:14.973 Welcome to two hours of Adam and Joe on the radio. 00:15.053 --> 00:17.094 We're here with you until three o'clock. 00:17.174 --> 00:18.514 We'll be playing Dizzies in the Dock. 00:18.834 --> 00:20.454 Will we be having a celebrity regression? 00:20.675 --> 00:21.935 Yeah, we've got a celebrity regression. 00:22.015 --> 00:22.595 Oh, brilliant. 00:22.735 --> 00:23.555 Pretty easy, this one. 00:23.835 --> 00:28.117 We're also going to link up live with Alex, Zane, Lo, 00:31.278 --> 00:33.760 I always panic about his name, because there's so many Alexes. 00:33.900 --> 00:36.102 Well, it's the Zane factor, isn't it? 00:36.122 --> 00:36.582 Yeah. 00:36.683 --> 00:37.583 OK, I just had a little panic. 00:37.723 --> 00:37.964 Alex Zane. 00:37.984 --> 00:38.664 But I was right, wasn't I? 00:38.684 --> 00:39.085 Alex Zane. 00:39.105 --> 00:39.385 Yeah. 00:39.425 --> 00:45.069 Alex Zane, who's at Oulu at the XFM event there, will be going live to him, and I think about half past for a live link-up. 00:45.089 --> 00:46.010 I'm excited about that. 00:46.270 --> 00:46.431 Yeah. 00:46.911 --> 00:50.514 In fact, we could act it out right now, and see if it matches up. 00:50.854 --> 00:51.154 Really? 00:51.195 --> 00:53.256 You pretend to be the presenter, I'll pretend to be Alex. 00:53.917 --> 00:54.237 OK. 00:54.517 --> 00:54.938 Hello, Alex. 00:57.350 --> 00:58.412 Er, oh hi! 00:58.432 --> 00:59.313 Steve Laughs 01:14.144 --> 01:14.524 That's it. 01:14.724 --> 01:17.266 I am gonna ask him whether he's snogged any XFM listeners. 01:17.686 --> 01:19.107 Cos I think he does, Alex. 01:19.127 --> 01:20.447 Have you seen his girlfriend? 01:20.647 --> 01:21.888 Have you seen his girlfriend? 01:21.908 --> 01:28.691 Well, hopefully she's not listening, but I don't have any concrete evidence, but I think Zane Lowe probably humps a lot of listeners. 01:28.991 --> 01:29.712 And I envy him. 01:29.732 --> 01:31.133 You're talking about Zane Lowe now? 01:31.253 --> 01:31.533 Yeah. 01:31.973 --> 01:33.254 We're talking about Alex Zane. 01:33.314 --> 01:34.734 This is getting very confusing. 01:35.175 --> 01:37.096 Listen, man, do you wanna hear the new White Stripes single? 01:37.176 --> 01:37.316 Yes. 01:37.656 --> 01:38.336 OK, here it is. 01:38.376 --> 01:39.597 This is Blue Orchid. 01:53.378 --> 01:54.638 That's Hardfy. 01:55.419 --> 01:55.839 Good name. 01:56.740 --> 01:58.420 Yeah, Tied Up Too Tight is the name of the track. 01:58.480 --> 01:59.161 Very good, I think. 01:59.181 --> 01:59.841 That's a good one. 02:00.241 --> 02:03.943 And before that, you heard the new single from the White Stripes, Blue Orchid. 02:04.664 --> 02:07.825 Always inventive with their kind of limited palette. 02:08.186 --> 02:11.807 And that's another smash, I think, from the Detroit powerhouse. 02:11.827 --> 02:12.728 That's what I'm calling them. 02:13.108 --> 02:13.368 Great. 02:13.708 --> 02:14.069 OK. 02:14.169 --> 02:15.730 And, Joe, I'm standing this week. 02:15.750 --> 02:16.350 Have you noticed that? 02:17.218 --> 02:17.798 I'm trying it out. 02:17.818 --> 02:21.543 I don't know how long it's going to last for, but usually I sit in a wheelie chair. 02:21.563 --> 02:26.309 This week I'm standing like some kind of person. 02:26.389 --> 02:27.290 Man standing up. 02:27.350 --> 02:29.533 Man with legs who stands up. 02:29.673 --> 02:32.016 I'm hoping it's going to make my delivery more dynamic! 02:32.837 --> 02:35.099 OK, yeah, well it's working well so far. 02:35.679 --> 02:44.145 Now listen, listeners, of course it's very exciting because Revenge of the Sith is coming out very soon, in a couple of weeks. 02:45.506 --> 02:47.087 Star Wars 3. 02:47.147 --> 02:51.710 And we're going to be talking about it a little bit, but what I'd like to do is I'm going to show Adam a picture. 02:52.270 --> 02:58.815 This is in an American magazine called Entertainment Weekly, and it's a picture that disturbs me greatly, because I'm excited about 02:59.655 --> 03:02.156 Revenge of the Sith, and I think it might be good. 03:02.176 --> 03:03.616 It might be better than the previous films. 03:03.636 --> 03:04.976 I'm trying to find this flipping picture. 03:05.456 --> 03:09.437 But I saw this spread in Entertainment Weekly, and now I'm very worried. 03:09.497 --> 03:10.138 Are you ready, Adam? 03:10.158 --> 03:15.319 Well, I'm pretty worried, because I cycled past a big stupid picture of Yoda on the way. 03:15.479 --> 03:15.779 OK. 03:15.859 --> 03:16.519 We're going to get Adam. 03:16.539 --> 03:19.960 So obviously, you at home, you can't see what I'm going to show Adam. 03:20.280 --> 03:21.320 But just check out this reaction. 03:21.340 --> 03:22.280 Are you excited about the film? 03:22.921 --> 03:23.341 I am, yeah. 03:23.521 --> 03:24.021 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 03:24.041 --> 03:24.201 OK. 03:24.361 --> 03:24.861 How about that? 03:26.361 --> 03:27.742 Oh, that's a Wookie spread. 03:29.272 --> 03:29.572 What? 03:29.592 --> 03:30.253 A wookiee gallery? 03:30.273 --> 03:30.973 Don't see what it is. 03:31.013 --> 03:32.034 Just- just react to it. 03:32.054 --> 03:32.534 Look at that. 03:33.314 --> 03:35.716 Well, it's- it's bad. 03:35.936 --> 03:37.177 It looks bad. 03:37.217 --> 03:39.758 It looks like Harry and the Hendersons makeup tests. 03:39.838 --> 03:43.680 This is a- I'll tell you, this is a spread of eight wookies in Entertainment Weekly. 03:43.700 --> 03:46.882 They're just headshots of wookies, cos they've had to develop more wookies. 03:47.763 --> 03:50.624 And basically, er, it looks like the Bee Gees, doesn't it? 03:51.465 --> 03:52.585 It looks like DLT. 03:52.906 --> 03:54.987 It looks like Dave Lee Travis and his family. 03:57.139 --> 03:58.040 It's a bad sign. 03:58.380 --> 03:59.841 The Wookiees were always light relief. 03:59.901 --> 04:02.862 I don't understand why they've- I thought this was going to be darker, this one. 04:03.062 --> 04:09.406 Well, I've compiled a list of things that are worrying me about Revenge of the Sith, and we'll get to that later, but that's the chief one, the Wookiees. 04:09.426 --> 04:12.808 Have you seen the Pringles ad with the lightsaber made of Pringles? 04:13.268 --> 04:13.608 No. 04:13.628 --> 04:16.550 Have you seen Darth Vader's Orange Wednesdays ad? 04:17.430 --> 04:18.731 Steve Laughs Slightly Steve Mumbles 04:37.907 --> 04:38.287 Anyone? 04:38.387 --> 04:39.228 Help me! 04:39.248 --> 04:40.108 Scented bin bags. 04:40.128 --> 04:41.489 Scented bin bags. 04:41.509 --> 04:42.269 Scented bin bags. 04:42.750 --> 04:43.850 I don't know what I'm talking about. 04:43.870 --> 04:45.171 Let's go to the record quickly. 04:45.291 --> 04:45.591 OK. 04:46.972 --> 04:50.554 Just while I remember it, though, you've got to check out the Pringle app, because it's really good. 04:51.615 --> 04:58.959 He flips the top off his Pringles, and a big laser beam shoots out, with Pringles suspended at various points up the beam. 04:58.979 --> 04:59.239 No. 04:59.399 --> 05:00.600 So he can simply reach in. 05:00.640 --> 05:01.440 He doesn't burn himself. 05:01.460 --> 05:04.242 I don't understand why there's certain logic. 05:04.342 --> 05:05.622 Sorry, who's holding the lightsaber? 05:06.063 --> 05:06.563 The Pringle guy. 05:06.963 --> 05:07.243 OK. 05:07.343 --> 05:08.324 Not one of the Star Wars characters. 05:08.404 --> 05:08.764 No, no. 05:09.004 --> 05:13.206 He's a Pringle guy and he can pluck out Pringles from the beam. 05:13.666 --> 05:14.786 They're suspended in the beam. 05:14.806 --> 05:17.067 He doesn't hurt himself. 05:17.587 --> 05:19.428 And just has the pleasure of the Pringles. 05:19.808 --> 05:26.231 And then there's a growl and he notices that his lightsaber beam has had a big bite taken out of it. 05:27.371 --> 05:28.512 And guess who's sat next to him? 05:29.272 --> 05:30.273 chew back at the Wookiee. 05:49.844 --> 05:50.445 What's a tie-in? 05:50.465 --> 05:52.406 I mean, it couldn't get much worse than that, could it? 05:53.027 --> 05:56.610 Oh, but Star Wars invented the whole tie-in thing. 05:57.291 --> 05:59.553 So I think they're totally shameless. 05:59.573 --> 06:00.233 They'll do anything. 06:00.273 --> 06:00.874 Well, text us. 06:00.914 --> 06:04.737 What would be the worst Star Wars tie-in product you could possibly get? 06:05.278 --> 06:07.640 83XFM is the text number. 06:08.060 --> 06:09.481 And you can win a book. 06:10.262 --> 06:11.263 This book, right, Lila? 06:11.943 --> 06:12.863 Simon Reynolds. 06:13.564 --> 06:14.124 Oh, we got five. 06:14.184 --> 06:16.005 OK, you can't win the book. 06:16.025 --> 06:16.685 You win something else. 06:16.705 --> 06:17.666 You win something amazing. 06:17.686 --> 06:18.446 Looks like a good book. 06:18.906 --> 06:20.507 Rip it up and start again by Simon Reynolds. 06:20.547 --> 06:21.827 Post-punk, what are we going to give that away for? 06:21.847 --> 06:22.948 That's for Ditches in the Dock, maybe. 06:23.128 --> 06:24.089 Oh, Ditches in the Dock. 06:24.429 --> 06:25.749 And of course you can always give us a call. 06:26.290 --> 06:31.652 We'd love to hear from you as long as you're not insane, abusive or excessively drunk. 06:31.672 --> 06:33.313 0871-222-1049 is the number right now. 06:33.353 --> 06:34.453 Here's the Breeders. 06:46.557 --> 06:46.857 you 06:53.600 --> 06:54.040 Oh, yes. 06:54.420 --> 06:54.681 Right. 06:55.961 --> 06:58.082 Er, now we've got a text competition. 06:58.102 --> 06:58.982 I'll say who it was. 06:59.082 --> 06:59.882 Oh, go on then, go on then. 07:00.102 --> 07:00.703 It's an athlete. 07:01.023 --> 07:01.603 Oh, that was an athlete. 07:01.843 --> 07:03.824 I think you should learn to sing properly that night. 07:03.844 --> 07:04.324 He can sing. 07:04.644 --> 07:05.324 He's emoting. 07:05.664 --> 07:07.885 He always sings like this. 07:08.045 --> 07:09.286 You're frightened of feelings. 07:09.366 --> 07:12.007 He upward ends his, er, sentences. 07:12.067 --> 07:12.727 That's right. 07:12.947 --> 07:14.908 You know, which is very annoying in conversation. 07:15.208 --> 07:16.908 People who talk like that all the time right now. 07:16.948 --> 07:18.109 Oh, it's slightly different. 07:18.189 --> 07:19.109 It's not an upward inflection. 07:19.129 --> 07:19.369 I don't know. 07:19.409 --> 07:20.009 I think it is. 07:20.109 --> 07:21.590 It's an emotional inflection. 07:25.827 --> 07:26.927 We've got a text competition. 07:27.328 --> 07:31.550 We're asking you what the stupidest possible Star Wars tie-in product would be. 07:31.790 --> 07:33.371 We've been inundated with ideas. 07:34.031 --> 07:36.893 One of the most popular seems to be ladies' lightsaber tampons. 07:38.531 --> 07:40.692 You just have to think about that for a little bit. 07:40.712 --> 07:42.954 We won't go into any detail on that one. 07:43.034 --> 07:44.494 Don't dwell on it in your mind. 07:44.835 --> 07:49.878 But that's come from Natalie in SW14 and Rax, who might be a Star Wars character. 07:50.138 --> 07:50.438 Rax. 07:51.358 --> 07:53.139 Maybe he's flying by in his X-wing. 07:53.780 --> 07:55.361 C-3PO anal suppositories. 07:55.941 --> 07:57.002 Well, that's dirty. 07:57.502 --> 07:59.543 Well, yeah, but it's necessary for some people. 07:59.563 --> 07:59.803 Why? 07:59.823 --> 07:59.883 Why? 08:00.043 --> 08:00.143 Why? 08:00.163 --> 08:00.784 I've never used them myself. 08:00.804 --> 08:04.125 How is C-3PO germane to the notion of anal suppositories? 08:04.146 --> 08:04.706 Because he's gay. 08:05.126 --> 08:06.247 That's slow, you see. 08:06.267 --> 08:07.027 I know it's low. 08:07.127 --> 08:07.907 I know it's low. 08:08.668 --> 08:09.948 I was thinking more- That's from Ben. 08:10.088 --> 08:10.368 Ben. 08:11.009 --> 08:12.469 You see, Ben- Adam's not impressed. 08:12.529 --> 08:13.570 I'm not impressed with that. 08:13.710 --> 08:15.031 I don't think Ben's serious, you know. 08:15.051 --> 08:16.771 He's not- he's just being silly. 08:16.931 --> 08:18.132 I know, but it's cheap. 08:18.612 --> 08:19.232 It's very cheap. 08:19.273 --> 08:21.153 It's not the kind of level that we would normally stick to. 08:21.173 --> 08:21.614 Okay, okay. 08:21.954 --> 08:24.335 Star Wars loo roll, the Empire wipes back. 08:25.546 --> 08:25.966 Quite good. 08:26.206 --> 08:26.627 Quite good. 08:26.827 --> 08:27.767 That was a nameless one. 08:28.308 --> 08:30.269 Uh, the Queen Amidala home pregnancy test. 08:30.749 --> 08:31.029 Why? 08:31.409 --> 08:31.890 What's that? 08:31.970 --> 08:34.151 Because she gets pregnant with Luke and Leia, doesn't she? 08:34.271 --> 08:35.692 Well, that's pathetic. 08:35.992 --> 08:37.113 Well, she's knowledgeable. 08:37.193 --> 08:38.073 It's just a nerdy one. 08:38.093 --> 08:38.894 What about the Queen Amidala? 08:38.914 --> 08:40.094 Shall I tell you who that's from? 08:40.254 --> 08:40.695 Who? 08:40.735 --> 08:41.415 Crazy Kraz. 08:41.735 --> 08:42.015 Crazy? 08:42.035 --> 08:42.536 You're not crazy? 08:42.556 --> 08:43.076 With two Ks. 08:43.116 --> 08:43.976 You're not Crazy Kraz? 08:43.996 --> 08:44.377 Crazy Kraz. 08:44.417 --> 08:45.737 Must be crazy to call him or herself. 08:45.757 --> 08:47.659 You've got to change your name just to Kraz, OK? 08:47.759 --> 08:48.299 Crazy Kraz. 08:48.459 --> 08:50.540 Because what about the Queen Amidala dress? 08:50.741 --> 08:51.421 Because she's a woman. 08:51.621 --> 08:52.141 What about that? 08:52.562 --> 08:52.842 How about this? 08:53.662 --> 08:54.863 Yodafone top-up vouchers. 08:55.143 --> 08:55.684 Very good. 08:55.884 --> 08:56.905 From Matt and Chiselhurst. 08:57.845 --> 09:05.010 And there's plenty more, we're being inundated and we haven't even told you what you can win and you can win tickets to see the Zootons on April the 1st. 09:05.651 --> 09:05.831 What? 09:07.037 --> 09:08.138 April the 1st has passed. 09:08.859 --> 09:10.441 Is this some sort of time travel competition? 09:10.881 --> 09:12.823 April the 1st is, uh, April Fool's Day. 09:12.924 --> 09:13.504 Oh, dear. 09:13.905 --> 09:14.966 The Carling Brixton Academy. 09:15.006 --> 09:15.807 Maybe it's next year. 09:15.827 --> 09:16.668 They're very popular. 09:16.808 --> 09:19.311 There's genuinely a Zoot on stickers. 09:19.331 --> 09:20.512 They're not on April the 1st, are they? 09:20.532 --> 09:21.173 What are you playing at? 09:22.799 --> 09:24.000 So this is a real prize, though? 09:24.440 --> 09:24.800 Yes, it is. 09:24.820 --> 09:24.960 Yeah, OK. 09:24.980 --> 09:27.002 We don't know quite when it is, but you can win tickets to the Zutons. 09:27.482 --> 09:37.428 So keep those coming in, the Stupider Star Wars product tie-in, and we're going to talk a little more about potential things that look a bit dodgy about Revenge of the Sith, even though I'm trying to be very excited and positive about it. 09:37.528 --> 09:38.529 You haven't actually seen it, have you? 09:39.009 --> 09:39.149 No. 09:40.090 --> 09:41.130 How much do you know about it, then? 09:41.310 --> 09:42.011 Quite a lot. 09:42.031 --> 09:42.411 Quite a lot. 09:42.751 --> 09:45.513 I went into Borders and I flicked through the book. 09:45.573 --> 09:45.953 The book. 09:46.294 --> 09:47.234 I did that as well. 09:47.254 --> 09:48.055 I read the back page. 09:48.115 --> 09:48.895 I read the last page. 09:48.915 --> 09:49.576 Isn't that pathetic? 09:50.616 --> 09:51.537 to find out how it ends. 09:51.657 --> 09:53.298 Have you looked at all the picture books and stuff? 09:53.979 --> 09:54.259 No. 09:54.299 --> 09:55.260 With the photos from the film? 09:55.300 --> 09:55.901 No. 09:56.041 --> 09:57.042 I couldn't help doing that. 09:57.222 --> 09:57.502 Really? 09:57.642 --> 10:01.926 Yeah, there's some quite good Bernie- burnt Hayden Christian stuff. 10:03.207 --> 10:05.649 We can't talk about too much because people get angry when you ruin things. 10:06.169 --> 10:08.813 Well, I don't know anything about it except for the pictures in the book. 10:08.973 --> 10:12.838 Yeah, they don't show that much because we can't talk about that topic anymore. 10:13.039 --> 10:13.499 OK, then. 10:13.880 --> 10:14.821 Wow, we can't talk about much. 10:14.841 --> 10:17.505 We can't talk about politics because of the election. 10:17.685 --> 10:20.929 We can't talk about Star Wars because of the sensitivity of Star Wars fans. 10:21.270 --> 10:22.491 Well, let's just play some music. 10:34.218 --> 10:34.778 Wow. 10:35.038 --> 10:35.639 That's good, man. 10:35.679 --> 10:36.259 I really like that. 10:36.279 --> 10:39.220 That's the future heads with decent days and nights. 10:39.260 --> 10:41.301 This is Adam and Joe on XFM. 10:41.321 --> 10:42.261 Guess what time it is, Joe? 10:42.901 --> 10:45.983 Oh, I think, what, in terms of the clock or in terms of exciting features? 10:46.203 --> 10:47.003 Exciting features. 10:47.103 --> 10:48.043 A competition time? 10:48.264 --> 10:49.824 Competition time. 10:50.744 --> 11:01.969 You could win a DVD or tickets to a show You just never know So sharpen up your brain and get ready to play 11:03.506 --> 11:18.104 what competition is it celebrity regression therapy and boy it's really a very easy one this week it's I mean you'd have to be just stupid not to get it and what's up as a prize 11:19.345 --> 11:20.826 for celebrity regression this week. 11:20.946 --> 11:25.530 I think we're giving away copies of Miami Vice, the 80s TV series. 11:25.570 --> 11:26.250 It's a box set. 11:26.290 --> 11:32.575 It's got eight discs, over 18 hours of Miami Vice, TV's hottest and hippest cop show. 11:32.595 --> 11:34.896 Yeah, I'm just reading off the box. 11:35.017 --> 11:36.338 As it was 20 years ago. 11:36.358 --> 11:37.859 I never really watched that when it went out. 11:37.899 --> 11:38.739 Did you used to watch it? 11:38.999 --> 11:42.902 Miami Vice is one of those shows that all the cool lads used to watch. 11:43.002 --> 11:43.323 Really? 11:43.383 --> 11:43.523 Yeah. 11:43.543 --> 11:44.003 Are you sure? 11:44.423 --> 11:48.066 It was like the Sweeney and things like that, which I was always a bit too poncy for. 11:48.206 --> 11:51.209 I remember everybody rolling up their jacket sleeves at school. 11:51.929 --> 11:52.710 Did they really? 11:52.730 --> 11:54.331 Yeah, yeah, just rolled them up like that. 11:54.652 --> 11:56.013 But that wasn't a vice thing, was it? 11:56.033 --> 11:56.834 Yeah, oh, absolutely. 11:56.854 --> 11:59.216 Yeah, a suit jacket with rolled up sleeves. 11:59.556 --> 12:01.378 Not actually rolled, but just pushed up. 12:01.718 --> 12:11.246 I remember going out and buying a white waiter's jacket to wear on holiday to make myself look more like Don Jon Juan. 12:11.286 --> 12:11.727 Don Juan. 12:13.408 --> 12:15.749 And that was my nod to Miami Vice. 12:15.809 --> 12:17.090 It was sort of nominally exciting. 12:17.150 --> 12:19.491 All I remember about it was when Phil Collins turned up. 12:19.671 --> 12:20.311 There you go. 12:20.411 --> 12:20.951 As a villain. 12:21.392 --> 12:24.893 And everyone said, doesn't Phil Collins do a brilliant job as a villain? 12:25.313 --> 12:26.794 Well, maybe that episode is on here. 12:27.114 --> 12:27.694 I'm sure it is. 12:27.855 --> 12:34.057 But it's a terrific prize, eight discs, and that's what you win if you get this celebrity regression correct. 12:34.077 --> 12:34.758 Are we gonna start then? 12:34.798 --> 12:36.158 Yeah, I'm just gonna position my mic. 12:36.198 --> 12:36.839 It might rumble a bit. 12:36.859 --> 12:37.939 Have we got the regression bell? 12:38.239 --> 12:38.799 Yep, yep, yep, yep. 12:38.819 --> 12:40.060 Do you have to get the proper atmosphere? 12:40.100 --> 12:41.761 Here we go then, don't forget the telephone number is 08712221049. 12:42.201 --> 12:47.385 I'm now going to regress Adam into the mind and films of a famous film star. 12:47.765 --> 12:56.391 Call 08712221049 the moment you recognise all three films and who Adam has been regressed into and you could win those Miami Vice DVDs. 12:56.692 --> 12:57.812 Here we go, so deep breaths. 12:58.253 --> 13:04.057 If you'd like to be regressed along at home then just take deep breaths as well, it won't work though obviously. 13:05.238 --> 13:07.619 And relax and okay, close your eyes. 13:09.120 --> 13:10.881 And imagine you're on a beach. 13:11.301 --> 13:13.643 And I don't mean a beach like by the sea. 13:13.963 --> 13:16.164 I'm a beach like sort of Ben Midler. 13:16.224 --> 13:16.664 Exactly. 13:16.764 --> 13:18.405 Imagine you're on a beach. 13:19.866 --> 13:21.126 And you're very relaxed. 13:21.567 --> 13:22.547 And anyway, blah, blah, blah. 13:22.587 --> 13:23.288 Now you're regressed. 13:23.608 --> 13:24.048 And wake up. 13:24.528 --> 13:25.068 Tell us what you see. 13:26.489 --> 13:31.554 I'm at work, where I'm an ex-expert in chemical warfare. 13:31.994 --> 13:35.517 My name is Dr. Goodspeed, which sums me up. 13:35.697 --> 13:39.140 And come to think of it, it sums up my acting style, too. 13:39.561 --> 13:44.465 I often play good or heroic people with a speedy or crazy edge. 13:44.685 --> 13:48.169 allowing me to unleash my cartoonish acting powers. 13:48.750 --> 13:52.615 Right now, I'm unwrapping a package which I sent away for. 13:52.955 --> 14:00.224 It's a very old album, which I paid 600 bucks for, and it's Meet the Beatles by the Beatles. 14:00.344 --> 14:02.767 I'm pleased, because I'm a Beatles maniac! 14:03.408 --> 14:10.576 It's only a detail, but it helps to show that I'm a real person rather than a ludicrous cut-out figure. 14:10.977 --> 14:19.046 This will be important later on in this film when I meet my co-star, who is one of the most overrated Scottish men since Mel Gibson. 14:19.626 --> 14:22.648 I'm drifting into a quirky sleep. 14:22.908 --> 14:24.550 OK, that's film number one. 14:24.990 --> 14:26.191 Adam's now fallen unconscious. 14:26.211 --> 14:30.214 08712221049, if you can guess the star or the film. 14:30.254 --> 14:31.735 Let's regress him into a different film. 14:31.815 --> 14:32.275 Adam, wake up. 14:32.615 --> 14:33.336 Tell us what you can see. 14:34.276 --> 14:35.497 I'm outside. 14:36.118 --> 14:37.399 There's lots of men. 14:37.999 --> 14:39.200 We are marching. 14:39.760 --> 14:40.441 Wait a second. 14:41.121 --> 14:42.662 Why am I talking like this, sir? 14:43.102 --> 14:43.782 Oh, yes, sir. 14:44.122 --> 14:47.164 I'm-a talking like this, sir, cause I'm an Italy man! 14:47.484 --> 14:48.844 From Italy! 14:49.184 --> 14:51.826 Bella, but-a tutti frutti, too! 14:51.966 --> 14:56.988 I scream for the lady, you very beautiful Bella Bambi, special edition. 14:57.048 --> 14:59.149 It's so sad when the mother gets shot. 14:59.509 --> 15:00.389 That's a different film. 15:00.689 --> 15:04.171 In this film, I have a tiny instrument. 15:04.531 --> 15:11.376 Not my wig, you understand, but a musical instrument which I use to charm the ladies. 15:11.756 --> 15:21.642 Gino Ginelli, I'm in the army, I scream from Italy, Bella Pasta, Garibaldi, I'm drifting into deep sleep again. 15:35.211 --> 15:35.752 Okay, wake up. 15:35.772 --> 15:37.012 Tell us what you can see for the last time. 15:37.933 --> 15:42.496 I'm in a big glass building, sun streaming through the windows. 15:43.056 --> 15:44.957 I can hear heavenly voices. 15:45.418 --> 15:50.881 A choir of young girls is singing for some reason, and I'm enjoying it because I'm a priest. 15:51.441 --> 16:02.144 In fact, I'm enjoying it so much, I'm going to suddenly break into a crazy, shaky-haired dance, which you would not normally associate with a priest, but that's because I'm not a priest! 16:02.544 --> 16:10.286 I'm just dressing up like one, and it's ironic because I'm the most evil man in the world, and the main reason I'm happy is that I've just planted a human 16:10.486 --> 16:13.229 huge bomb that's gonna go off very soon. 16:13.449 --> 16:25.100 And to celebrate, I'm gonna go and stand right next to those choir girls and fondle their buttocks, cause I'm E-V-I-L, Evil, which is interestingly almost spelling Elvis as well. 16:25.220 --> 16:27.783 Another person I am heavily influenced by. 16:27.803 --> 16:28.724 That's enough clues, bye. 16:29.853 --> 16:32.776 OK, there we go. 16:32.796 --> 16:32.776 08712221049. 16:32.856 --> 16:35.099 Adam will now enter his regressed state. 16:35.139 --> 16:40.544 He's unconscious until you call in and tell us which famous actor he was regressed into and what films. 16:40.805 --> 16:40.544 08712221049. 16:43.027 --> 16:44.068 You could win Miami Vice. 16:44.108 --> 16:44.609 Call now! 16:47.543 --> 16:48.824 This is Adam and Joe on XFM. 16:48.844 --> 16:50.665 You join us in the middle of celebrity regression. 16:50.685 --> 16:53.407 Adam has been regressed into the mind and movies of a famous film star. 16:53.427 --> 16:59.711 There's a copy of the Miami Vice box set up for grabs to the person who has guessed who Adam's been regressed into. 16:59.731 --> 17:01.892 Adam obviously is in his unconscious state. 17:01.912 --> 17:05.815 He won't wake up until the correct films and actors are said. 17:06.295 --> 17:10.738 If someone gets it wrong, you could do permanent damage to his already quite damaged brain. 17:10.878 --> 17:11.598 Keith is on the line. 17:11.638 --> 17:12.098 Hello, Keith. 17:13.379 --> 17:14.200 Keith, speak to us. 17:14.240 --> 17:14.640 Hello, Keith. 17:14.700 --> 17:15.160 Hi, mate. 17:15.321 --> 17:15.921 My name's Kevin. 17:16.241 --> 17:16.801 Oh, Kevin. 17:17.162 --> 17:18.422 Look at that. 17:18.442 --> 17:18.943 Sorry. 17:19.363 --> 17:19.643 OK. 17:19.863 --> 17:20.163 Hello, Kevin. 17:20.183 --> 17:20.664 How you doing? 17:20.684 --> 17:21.604 All right, not bad. 17:21.624 --> 17:22.004 Not good. 17:22.065 --> 17:22.245 Good. 17:22.705 --> 17:22.965 Good. 17:23.185 --> 17:23.625 Very good. 17:23.705 --> 17:24.406 Now, are you confident? 17:25.246 --> 17:26.447 Yeah, relatively, yeah. 17:27.067 --> 17:28.188 It was quite an easy one, wasn't it? 17:29.029 --> 17:30.089 Everybody you called in got it right. 17:30.109 --> 17:30.810 We didn't get a wrong one. 17:30.830 --> 17:33.511 We like to have a really bad guess. 17:34.072 --> 17:34.252 Oh, why? 17:34.272 --> 17:35.092 We didn't get one this week. 17:35.532 --> 17:41.536 OK, so Kevin, what I'd like you to do is, first of all, let's start with the names of the films, because they won't wake Adam up. 17:42.256 --> 17:43.257 What do you think the films were? 17:43.857 --> 17:44.658 The first one is The Rock. 17:45.575 --> 17:46.035 The rock? 17:46.876 --> 17:49.759 The second one is Captain Corelli's Mandolin. 17:50.059 --> 17:50.699 OK, hang on. 17:50.719 --> 17:51.860 How did you deduce the rock? 17:51.900 --> 17:52.841 What gave the rock away? 17:52.881 --> 17:57.265 Just through the... Well, I've obviously... It's one of those films I've obviously... I've seen too many times. 17:57.285 --> 17:58.306 I actually hate it now. 17:58.486 --> 17:58.786 Yeah. 17:59.327 --> 18:00.167 I hate it now. 18:00.408 --> 18:00.768 Really? 18:01.348 --> 18:03.070 Yeah, it's not that good. 18:03.470 --> 18:03.871 Yeah. 18:04.251 --> 18:05.292 So how did you guess it? 18:06.893 --> 18:09.794 Through him ordering the, did he buy a Beatles record? 18:10.195 --> 18:12.116 Buying a Beatles record, there you go. 18:12.616 --> 18:14.497 Okay, number two, what was film number two? 18:14.517 --> 18:15.798 Captain Craig is mandolin. 18:15.918 --> 18:16.718 How did you guess that? 18:17.158 --> 18:22.121 Through small instrument, I haven't seen the film, I think The Rock put me off the Nicolas Cage movies. 18:22.401 --> 18:23.722 Small instrument, okay. 18:23.802 --> 18:25.883 It wasn't the amazing Italian accent that gave that away. 18:25.923 --> 18:28.625 It might have been a little bit of that as well, yeah, it could well be that, yeah. 18:29.265 --> 18:30.286 Alright, and what's the third film? 18:31.105 --> 18:35.013 The first film was The Face Off. 18:35.273 --> 18:36.015 The Face Off. 18:37.785 --> 19:03.196 I'll never forget does he come around boxes a stirring stirring of course I was woken up by the the sheer level of correctness okay that was great three out of three fantastic was quite easy wasn't it I thought maybe face-off might be a bit confusing but you obviously you know our generation is very familiar with those films I guess and no one's seen captain Corelli's mandolin but everyone knows that it's features cage at his ludicrous worst you know I interviewed him once 19:03.576 --> 19:10.782 as a million billion people in the media have done, but I did one of those sort of 20 minute interviews with him in a hotel room, just me and him, and he did a fantastic thing. 19:11.102 --> 19:23.273 He sort of got distracted in the middle of the interview, maybe I'd asked a boring question, stood up, walked over to the fireplace and the mantelpiece and the mirror with his back to me, and just spread his arms out like a crucifix and took an enormous breath. 19:26.415 --> 19:36.039 Like that as if he was one of his characters, that's fantastic and then turn around and sat down and just carried on So he really is quite quite quite a quirky quite a quirky man. 19:36.099 --> 19:37.260 Quite a quirky man. 19:37.280 --> 19:38.260 Well done Keith, there you go. 19:38.280 --> 19:39.140 You've won Miami Vice. 19:39.160 --> 19:39.861 Does that excite you? 19:40.281 --> 19:42.202 Yeah, yeah, relatively yeah. 19:42.222 --> 19:44.503 Are you gonna watch all of those, all eight discs? 19:44.763 --> 19:47.644 Yeah, I'm just gonna in a minute, I'm just gonna get it and just watch it all. 19:48.041 --> 19:48.482 Well done. 19:48.502 --> 19:48.983 Fantastic. 19:49.003 --> 19:49.564 Well, there you go. 19:49.584 --> 19:55.437 And of course, if you try to enter the competition and still want Miami Vice on DVD, it's in the shops now. 19:56.058 --> 19:56.740 Fantastic. 19:57.628 --> 19:59.069 courtesy of Universal Video. 19:59.310 --> 20:04.034 Kevin, thank you very much indeed for your call and for your intimate knowledge of the work of Nic Cage. 20:04.795 --> 20:06.056 I hope you enjoy Miami Vice. 20:06.096 --> 20:11.502 Of course, don't watch it too much because then you'll forget to vote and we don't want anyone to do that. 20:11.522 --> 20:12.402 You know what we're gonna do next? 20:12.422 --> 20:13.163 What are we gonna do next? 20:13.183 --> 20:15.445 We're gonna announce the winner of our Star Wars text competition. 20:15.565 --> 20:16.126 Oh, fantastic. 20:16.146 --> 20:17.267 We'll do that after these ads. 20:18.248 --> 20:18.749 XFM 20:23.055 --> 20:24.596 Wow, that's got swagger. 20:24.716 --> 20:26.978 Epic swagger of epic proportions. 20:27.338 --> 20:27.958 It's epic. 20:28.219 --> 20:31.061 That's the tears with refugees. 20:31.861 --> 20:35.183 You know, it was my mum's birthday on Thursday. 20:35.223 --> 20:36.524 We went out for a very nice meal. 20:36.784 --> 20:38.305 She listens to the show every week. 20:38.846 --> 20:39.646 Hello, Mum. 20:40.147 --> 20:41.408 You know, I actually call her Mummy. 20:42.188 --> 20:46.169 Yeah, but if I'm on the radio or in public, I tend to call her mum. 20:46.589 --> 20:47.129 Do you do that? 20:47.149 --> 20:48.230 Do people out there do that? 20:48.630 --> 20:52.131 If you're in your house talking to your mummy, can you call her mummy? 20:52.651 --> 20:56.252 But if you're in the street, you go, yeah, mum, well, mum, yeah, mum, ask my mum. 20:56.632 --> 21:01.233 But I can't do it, this is not what I was going to talk about, but I can't make that switch if I'm actually in front of her. 21:01.253 --> 21:02.534 Has that ever happened to you? 21:02.554 --> 21:06.135 You've got a friend round and your mother's there and you go, oh, and this is my mummy. 21:07.017 --> 21:09.239 like that, because you don't want your friend to think you're a ponce. 21:09.359 --> 21:09.720 Ricky sniggers 21:30.659 --> 21:33.180 Steve Laughs Steve Laughs Steve Laughs Steve Laughs Steve Laughs 21:55.632 --> 21:56.273 on XFM. 21:56.313 --> 22:00.697 She thinks- and that's a good observation of the general current indie music scene. 22:00.997 --> 22:01.478 Very sweet. 22:01.738 --> 22:04.921 And she says all the boys who sing sound as if they're going to cry. 22:04.941 --> 22:06.503 She said. 22:07.204 --> 22:08.785 Son, I think that's nice, isn't it? 22:08.845 --> 22:09.986 That's a good thing. 22:10.227 --> 22:10.767 Thanks, Mummy. 22:11.308 --> 22:13.170 I'm gonna unashamedly call you Mummy. 22:13.710 --> 22:14.811 Yeah, from now on. 22:15.172 --> 22:16.273 What about your dad? 22:16.313 --> 22:16.973 You call him Daddy? 22:17.214 --> 22:17.994 I call him Dumbles. 22:18.895 --> 22:21.336 Ricky and Steve laugh Ricky and Steve laugh 22:36.482 --> 22:37.382 call their mums mummy? 22:37.843 --> 22:51.117 It's weird you know because um now that I've got children myself you know it's just a very natural instinct to tell them that your name is daddy you know because it's yeah well it's nice to say isn't it it's like it's like a baby sound exactly it's cute 22:51.357 --> 22:52.918 And so it's difficult. 22:53.118 --> 22:57.001 I don't think there's any point at which you sort of say, hey, come on, you're four now. 22:57.421 --> 22:59.823 It's looking a bit poncy, this whole daddy business. 22:59.863 --> 23:01.384 That was fine when you were a toddler. 23:02.084 --> 23:07.348 But I want you from now on to either refer to me as Dad, Mr. Buxton. 23:07.388 --> 23:10.710 Well, kids usually go through a phase of calling their parents by their first names, don't they? 23:11.010 --> 23:11.311 Really? 23:11.491 --> 23:12.552 Yeah, quite a lot of kids. 23:12.632 --> 23:16.839 I know some people who still, who through their whole childhoods called their parents by their first names. 23:17.079 --> 23:18.821 I bet you there's listeners out there who that's the case. 23:19.162 --> 23:24.109 Like when they were nine, they'd say, yes Marjorie, all right Donald, if their parents are called Marjorie and Donald. 23:24.409 --> 23:25.832 That's very unconventional. 23:25.972 --> 23:27.294 It's unconventional, but it's not unheard of. 23:27.674 --> 23:36.425 No, it's not unheard of, I agree, but when I always heard people, like, if my friends were calling their parents by their first names, I'd think, something is amiss in this unit. 23:37.026 --> 23:37.727 I don't like it. 23:38.208 --> 23:40.530 I've got to get out or report you to the social services. 23:41.071 --> 23:41.352 Yes. 23:41.632 --> 23:42.453 And usually I would. 23:42.693 --> 23:44.776 Someone's texted in, I call my mum, bum. 23:45.797 --> 23:46.158 Bum? 23:46.578 --> 23:50.442 Yes, after calling her it while drunk one night and finding it highly hilarious. 23:50.862 --> 23:53.045 And she calls me poo, because it sounds like loo. 23:53.746 --> 23:54.166 Bum and poo? 23:54.186 --> 23:54.947 It comes from Louise. 23:55.207 --> 23:56.348 Louise, that's a stranger. 23:56.408 --> 23:57.950 Louise, you live in a mucky place. 23:58.390 --> 24:00.052 You've got to get out of that mucky place. 24:00.413 --> 24:05.017 So listen, I thought we'd play a record and then maybe tie up the Star Wars texting thing. 24:05.618 --> 24:06.339 How do you feel about that? 24:06.399 --> 24:06.939 Yeah, that's good. 24:06.959 --> 24:07.720 There's one more text. 24:07.900 --> 24:08.760 Apparently in Black Books. 24:08.981 --> 24:09.081 Yeah. 24:09.101 --> 24:10.021 Bill Bailey's character. 24:10.762 --> 24:13.204 Uh, apparently there's a sort of episode about that in Black Books. 24:13.624 --> 24:18.168 And Bill Bailey's parents turned up at the bookshop and he called them Mooma and Moo-pa. 24:18.368 --> 24:19.028 Yeah, that's right. 24:19.048 --> 24:19.529 That's a good exercise. 24:19.549 --> 24:20.189 Moo-ma and Moo-pa. 24:20.489 --> 24:20.850 That's good. 24:20.870 --> 24:21.630 That's a good compromise. 24:21.650 --> 24:21.970 Moo-ma. 24:22.291 --> 24:23.011 This is my Moo-ma. 24:23.572 --> 24:24.312 This is my Moo-pa. 24:24.773 --> 24:25.553 Like the Moomins. 24:25.613 --> 24:25.893 Yes. 24:26.454 --> 24:27.755 Uh, and this is, uh, Tygar. 24:37.452 --> 24:42.576 There you go, that's Tiger, who at one stage, Lila, were gonna be sort of big and exciting, weren't they? 24:42.616 --> 24:43.938 Who's saying they're not still? 24:43.958 --> 24:45.699 Poor old Tiger. 24:45.819 --> 24:51.264 That was from 1996, that was a long time ago, and they haven't really been heard of since. 24:51.644 --> 24:57.970 But We Are Puppets, their debut album, is really good, and that's a track called Storm Injector from it. 24:58.210 --> 25:00.632 So, Tiger, if you're out there, it's not too late. 25:00.672 --> 25:01.413 Come on, pull your finger out. 25:01.433 --> 25:04.936 They're probably doing very well under other names, I would imagine. 25:05.656 --> 25:06.816 This is Adam and Joe on XFM. 25:07.136 --> 25:12.018 Not quite time, I think, to do proper justice to the texting competition in which... Oh, I don't know. 25:12.538 --> 25:14.398 Well, do you want to read out a few more that have come in, Joe? 25:14.418 --> 25:14.918 No, no. 25:15.259 --> 25:17.979 We'll do it after the top of the hour. 25:18.099 --> 25:19.720 Maybe you could just remind people what it is. 25:19.900 --> 25:32.083 We've had a text competition where you had to text us to tell us what the stupidest Star Wars tie-in product is, and it's actually unleashed an avalanche of dreadful Star Wars puns and ideas like Chewbacca chewing tobacco. 25:33.240 --> 25:43.267 that's not that bad it's not that bad is it so anyway there's some quite good ones we'll be awarding the prize which is tickets to see the zootons tonight at the brixon academy right after this xfm 25:56.040 --> 25:57.741 Why don't you just leave then? 25:57.761 --> 25:59.282 Why don't you just go somewhere else? 25:59.302 --> 25:59.842 What about that? 25:59.902 --> 26:01.123 Why don't you just leave? 26:01.403 --> 26:02.824 Oh my God, I can't believe it. 26:02.844 --> 26:04.465 I've never been this far away from home. 26:04.585 --> 26:05.766 Why don't we play that one again? 26:06.226 --> 26:07.747 Oh my God, I don't believe it. 26:07.827 --> 26:09.808 I've never been this far away from home. 26:10.829 --> 26:12.310 Why can't we bring that one back? 26:12.410 --> 26:13.751 That's not in the charts no more. 26:13.811 --> 26:14.711 Well, I don't care. 26:14.751 --> 26:15.251 I like it. 26:15.312 --> 26:16.552 That was Razorlight with Somewhere Else. 26:16.592 --> 26:17.713 Very nice song indeed. 26:18.754 --> 26:19.254 Sorry, man. 26:19.274 --> 26:22.376 I have to say before that, jerk it out by the Caesars. 26:22.856 --> 26:25.478 Sam and Joel on XFM, we're here with you for another 50 minutes. 26:25.538 --> 26:27.539 We've got Digits in the Dot coming up at the end of the hour. 26:27.559 --> 26:36.705 At half past two, we'll be going live to Alex Zane, uh, sorry, little bit of wind, at the Oulu Carling Live, whatever it is, big day out thing that's happening. 26:36.725 --> 26:40.668 Um, but we should resolve our text competition. 26:41.028 --> 26:43.650 The prize is tickets to see the Zutons tonight. 26:43.670 --> 26:47.513 Uh, and the question was, what's the stupidest Star Wars tie-in product? 26:48.113 --> 26:51.435 Could you think of one stupider than, uh, Revenge of the Sith scratch cards? 26:51.455 --> 26:52.136 That's a real one. 26:52.936 --> 26:54.916 These are the scratch cards you're looking for, it says. 26:55.177 --> 26:55.417 Yeah. 26:56.197 --> 26:58.297 Uh, Darth Vader doing Orange Wednesdays. 26:58.857 --> 27:00.518 I don't understand what Orange Wednesdays are. 27:00.658 --> 27:07.419 It's those adverts with, uh, with, uh, you know, the orange film people and celebrities come and picture film. 27:07.439 --> 27:07.579 Oh, yeah. 27:07.899 --> 27:09.540 They had one with Sean Astin in it. 27:09.780 --> 27:09.980 Yeah. 27:10.020 --> 27:11.320 Carrie Fish has been in one. 27:11.340 --> 27:13.521 Uh, Patrick Swayze's done one. 27:13.541 --> 27:15.741 Uh, Spike Lee's done one. 27:15.781 --> 27:17.681 Everybody who's slightly on the uppers. 27:18.222 --> 27:18.482 Yeah. 27:18.582 --> 27:19.702 Pops over and does one. 27:20.957 --> 27:23.318 It's like when a Hollywood star turns up in a West End play. 27:36.824 --> 27:41.505 We've had a lot of punny ones and we've had a lot of very odd ones that I don't really understand. 27:41.545 --> 27:47.567 We've had- we've had ideas like Jabba the Hutt fitness video from Gareth, obviously because Jabba the Hutt's very fat. 27:48.527 --> 27:49.448 So that's quite good. 27:49.788 --> 27:51.428 What about this one from Sean in Camberwell? 27:51.448 --> 27:53.969 I'd like someone in Camberwell to win something because I live in Camberwell. 27:54.609 --> 28:00.251 Sean says, Jawa's advertising fruit salad jash dash fru-tini. 28:01.231 --> 28:02.851 Oh, that's what they say, is it? 28:03.272 --> 28:04.532 Well, they say u-tini. 28:05.212 --> 28:25.576 oh and there's a there's a fruit salad called fruitini yeah so they'd go fruitini when do they say utini well you know what that is a bone of contention between me and my brother because i don't believe i've ever heard them say utini i know you've everyone says oh they do they do when do they say at what point in the narrative do they say in the sand in the sand crawler thing 28:26.161 --> 28:27.462 of a new hope, very, very beginning. 28:27.482 --> 28:28.863 When the- when the jar was first- Steve Laughs Yeah. 28:28.963 --> 28:31.626 Is that like in Return of the Jedi, one of the- Ricky Laughs No, in Star Wars. 28:31.666 --> 28:34.108 She said, in the new- in the new hope. 28:34.168 --> 28:35.449 She knows all the- Steve Laughs Oh dear. 28:35.529 --> 28:37.250 Ricky Laughs All the chapter names. 28:37.270 --> 28:38.411 Steve Laughs Okay, stay calm, Lylas, stay calm. 28:38.431 --> 28:45.017 Ricky Laughs I know in the video game, do you remember on the, um, on the SNES, uh, the Star Wars, they definitely said, Ootini a lot. 28:45.037 --> 28:45.858 Steve Laughs That's right. 28:45.878 --> 28:46.278 So there we go. 28:46.298 --> 28:49.180 So that's a good en- entry then, basically, from Sean in Camberwell. 28:50.282 --> 28:50.922 Here's some others. 28:51.503 --> 28:58.491 Richard suggests Yoda advertising Little Chef with the slogan, may the sauce be with you. 28:58.971 --> 28:59.532 That's bad. 28:59.572 --> 29:08.542 We should get him in here and maybe... I'm not suggesting slapping him hard, but just enough to remind him that that's not acceptable. 29:09.215 --> 29:11.017 Pail John has sent in some suggestions. 29:11.037 --> 29:11.898 Do you remember Pail John? 29:11.958 --> 29:13.939 He won the competition a few weeks ago. 29:13.959 --> 29:15.141 Can't remember which one. 29:16.562 --> 29:21.587 Oh no, he won the competition where we were asking people to come up with stuff for the BBFC certificate boxes. 29:22.207 --> 29:22.507 That's right. 29:22.527 --> 29:26.031 And his suggestion is Yoda replacing Thor ahead in the Stannis Dere lift. 29:26.531 --> 29:26.931 Adverts. 29:27.251 --> 29:27.991 That's a good idea. 29:28.071 --> 29:28.651 That's a good idea. 29:28.672 --> 29:29.952 That also came from Andy and Tom. 29:30.772 --> 29:36.553 Erm, so, but I think we should give it to Natalie, who came up with the lightsaber tampons. 29:37.053 --> 29:38.914 Natalie, is that Natalie Portman who sent that in? 29:38.934 --> 29:39.554 Very possibly. 29:39.594 --> 29:41.314 She lives in SW-14, I believe. 29:41.834 --> 29:42.855 Yeah, there you go. 29:42.955 --> 29:45.115 And she's texted in also to say- Space World 14. 29:45.995 --> 29:46.916 Space World 14. 29:46.956 --> 29:48.696 She's also texted to say she fancies me. 29:49.296 --> 29:50.817 Oh, well, that's why you're giving it to her, isn't it? 29:50.857 --> 29:52.137 So that pushes it over the edge for me. 29:52.357 --> 29:54.618 Giving her the prize, because you want to give her something else. 29:54.638 --> 29:54.798 Yeah. 29:54.938 --> 30:02.000 You know, but, um, if she can't make it to see the Zootons tonight in Brixton, uh, then, you know, we should give the prize to something else. 30:02.040 --> 30:02.920 So, Natalie, you win. 30:03.260 --> 30:05.541 If you can't make it to see the Zootons, well, we're going to give you a call. 30:05.561 --> 30:11.703 Uh, and if you can't make it to see the Zootons, we'll give those tickets to someone else, but we'll keep everyone updated about that threat fighting. 30:11.983 --> 30:16.186 OK, now, Joe, I don't believe you've heard A Glorious Day by Embrace before, have you? 30:16.326 --> 30:16.506 No. 30:16.986 --> 30:19.608 But it says here on the piece of paper that we have to sell this song. 30:19.848 --> 30:20.068 Right. 30:20.349 --> 30:22.730 And I haven't heard it either, so we're both at a disadvantage. 30:22.770 --> 30:25.532 But I nominate you, Joe Cornish, to sell the song. 30:25.792 --> 30:27.073 OK, well, this is the fourth single. 30:27.293 --> 30:31.977 to be taken from the Huddersfield Quartet's number one, fourth album, Out Of Nothing. 30:32.257 --> 30:35.220 It's the follow-up to Looking As You Are, which came out in February. 30:35.781 --> 30:39.244 Embrace are confirmed for the Isle of White, Tea in the Park and Vee festivals this summer. 30:39.564 --> 30:43.227 This is a fantastic slice of rock. 30:45.229 --> 30:45.849 Is that it? 30:46.230 --> 30:46.570 Yes. 30:47.030 --> 30:47.591 Oh, boy. 30:47.851 --> 30:49.673 Embrace aren't going to be calling you for any favours. 30:50.113 --> 30:50.413 Here we go. 30:57.506 --> 30:58.871 Yeah listen to that slice of rock. 31:09.073 --> 31:10.374 What a terrific slice of rock. 31:11.174 --> 31:13.776 That's Embrace with A Glorious Day. 31:14.116 --> 31:21.860 Now, if you listen to Sean Keaveney on Monday from 9am, he'll be giving away copies of the Virgin Megastore's album of the week, which is Hot Hot Heat's Elevators. 31:22.561 --> 31:27.843 And there's more chances to win that album on www.xfm.co.uk. 31:27.863 --> 31:31.385 That's the Virgin Megastore's album of the week, Hot Hot Heat with Elevators. 31:31.405 --> 31:32.286 It's exciting, isn't it? 31:32.526 --> 31:33.186 Yeah, very good. 31:33.226 --> 31:34.586 I'm sure that'll be an excellent album. 31:34.926 --> 31:38.387 Joe, have you seen the advert for comfort? 31:38.507 --> 31:43.988 You know, we were talking a while ago about sort of loathsome animated families in the advertising world. 31:44.408 --> 31:47.389 And surely the, you know, the material family. 31:47.429 --> 31:49.429 Yes, the Stitched Together Frankenstein family. 31:49.449 --> 31:55.231 Yeah, the Cloth People are one of the most, if not the most loathsome animated family on television. 31:55.251 --> 31:55.931 Sorry, let me just drop in. 31:55.971 --> 31:56.691 We've had a little text. 31:56.751 --> 31:58.531 Please don't ever play Embrace ever again. 31:58.791 --> 31:59.651 That's not very nice. 31:59.671 --> 32:00.812 That's not very nice, is it? 32:01.032 --> 32:01.452 Dickie. 32:01.512 --> 32:02.232 Anyway, sorry, keep going. 32:02.692 --> 32:20.571 um yeah but i mean that's that's a given isn't it they're they're pretty much up there with the worst yeah of all time animated families and they're really uh rotating heavily the new ad have you seen it with stitch who's this frightening purple guy who comes along on a motorbike have you seen that one 32:20.771 --> 32:22.892 I think so, I'm not sure I paid full attention. 32:22.932 --> 32:44.417 They're outside, it's the two protagonists, the bloke and his girlfriend are wandering around in their horrible cloth world and suddenly this guy, a purple guy on a motorbike comes along Stitch and they go, oh no, it's Stitch, he's, and for some reason they let go of their bottle of comfort and it hits Stitch in the face and he gets covered with comfort. 32:45.217 --> 32:51.144 And they think, oh my goodness, Stitch is going to come over and knock the stuffing out of us, etc. 32:51.545 --> 32:57.392 But actually what happens is that Stitch is softened by the comfort. 32:57.652 --> 33:01.757 And he goes over and gives the guy a hug and then he goes and he chases a butterfly. 33:01.937 --> 33:03.038 What a wonderful story. 33:03.098 --> 33:04.098 Have you not seen that ad? 33:04.338 --> 33:04.618 Yeah. 33:04.918 --> 33:06.339 But I don't think I paid proper attention. 33:06.359 --> 33:08.380 They make my eyes switch off, those adverts. 33:08.500 --> 33:10.821 Did it upset you at all, the advert? 33:11.722 --> 33:13.102 Well, we've talked about this before. 33:13.122 --> 33:14.323 I hate it. 33:14.503 --> 33:15.263 Yeah. 33:15.343 --> 33:16.064 And I hate them. 33:16.224 --> 33:24.628 I hate them very much, and this ad sort of takes my hatred to a new place, though, because there's something really creepy and disgusting about Stitch. 33:25.208 --> 33:27.912 Like in an excessively frightening way. 33:28.413 --> 33:35.843 Actually, my son is terrified by the ad and I just wanted to know if anyone out there has young children who are scared by it. 33:36.163 --> 33:40.469 Because Frank, and I think Frank is, you know, he's quite a beefy man, man. 33:41.010 --> 34:03.230 maybe he's going into a new slightly poncy phase but he howls in fear whenever the ad comes on he hates stitch and he really it really makes him cry like proper grief tears coming out of little frank's face and it's not very nice for me obviously but i know exactly where he's coming from and i was just curious if anyone else out there had experienced the same thing with stitch the comfort you know 34:03.590 --> 34:05.292 The mistake they made was to do it in CGI. 34:05.312 --> 34:12.858 If they genuinely stitched little people and paid us a lot of money to do it, yeah, that would be a brilliant advert. 34:13.138 --> 34:13.699 Absolutely. 34:13.759 --> 34:17.862 Hey, you know that bit in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy where they all suddenly turn into cloth people? 34:18.002 --> 34:18.183 Yeah. 34:18.203 --> 34:19.183 You see, that's charming. 34:19.223 --> 34:20.324 That's properly well done. 34:20.364 --> 34:22.046 They're actual cloth people. 34:22.066 --> 34:23.027 Someone's knitted them, yeah. 34:23.167 --> 34:23.487 Yeah. 34:23.967 --> 34:27.330 And was it a Michel Gondry video for... 34:28.991 --> 34:34.473 I can't remember the name of the band, but there's been a few knitted videos which have been very good as well. 34:34.833 --> 34:39.815 Hey, I'm not going to get time to do my most worrying things about Revenge of the Sith, am I? 34:39.955 --> 34:40.735 Oh, no, you definitely will. 34:40.755 --> 34:47.797 We're going to play, I've got a free play now, this is some classic Talking Heads, and after this we're going to do the ads and then we'll come back with some Revenge of the Sith. 34:47.817 --> 34:48.678 Which Talking Heads track? 34:49.338 --> 34:52.939 This is from Fear of Music and it's called Cities. 34:55.612 --> 35:05.579 That's Coldplay with Speed of Sound. 35:05.599 --> 35:07.080 This is Adam and Jo on XFM. 35:07.480 --> 35:12.244 Now, excitingly, it's time to go live to another human being. 35:12.264 --> 35:18.748 We don't usually have other human beings on our show, apart from callers, of course, but this is a celebrity. 35:19.209 --> 35:23.492 It's Alex Zane from MTV's The Alex Zane Show. 35:24.772 --> 35:25.412 Alex, hello! 35:25.432 --> 35:26.973 Hello! 35:26.993 --> 35:28.393 How are you doing, Alex? 35:28.693 --> 35:31.514 I'm not too bad, thank you for that lovely, lovely introduction. 35:31.574 --> 35:33.935 I was going to call you a dirty mop-headed pop pixie. 35:35.876 --> 35:37.016 I'd have preferred that. 35:37.076 --> 35:37.816 Well, you've got it now. 35:37.836 --> 35:39.317 I should have been a pop pixie. 35:39.337 --> 35:39.857 How's things? 35:39.917 --> 35:42.538 How many XFM listeners have you slept with so far today? 35:43.340 --> 35:50.964 Er, er, no, because that would be wrong morally, and I've already damaged myself enough over the past... Yeah, but how many? 35:51.484 --> 35:51.724 Four. 35:52.165 --> 35:53.726 Okay, that's not bad for 2.32 in the afternoon. 35:57.117 --> 35:59.180 It's, you know, I've been busy as well. 35:59.200 --> 36:01.182 I've had to go on stage and introduce bands. 36:01.763 --> 36:03.244 Oh, that's annoying. 36:03.605 --> 36:06.628 There's only so much free time I have on a day like this. 36:06.869 --> 36:09.071 What a ludicrous living you make, Alex. 36:09.852 --> 36:12.635 Now, can you describe the scene for people out there? 36:12.695 --> 36:14.858 Paint us a picture on the radio, Alex. 36:16.081 --> 36:16.661 Can I not? 36:16.861 --> 36:20.382 Because the picture I paint isn't particularly thrilling at the moment. 36:20.422 --> 36:29.325 The information I have stored within my head is quite thrilling, but standing in an office at the University of London Union and someone's suede suit is hung up on the back of the door. 36:29.485 --> 36:29.785 Wow. 36:29.845 --> 36:30.545 You did it, you see? 36:30.725 --> 36:31.085 You did it. 36:31.245 --> 36:32.546 I asked you to paint a picture and you did. 36:32.566 --> 36:35.607 I can see the suede suit. 36:35.647 --> 36:37.367 This is like speaking to a war correspondent, isn't it? 36:37.407 --> 36:41.148 It's the rock equivalent of speaking to a war correspondent, isn't it? 36:41.208 --> 36:42.309 Someone say yes, agree with me. 36:42.449 --> 36:42.949 Yes, Joe. 36:43.129 --> 36:43.409 Thanks. 36:44.124 --> 36:45.245 Do I have to agree as well? 36:45.325 --> 36:45.945 Yeah, God. 36:46.666 --> 36:50.489 What have I- Alex, who is the best band you have seen today? 36:50.949 --> 36:56.593 Er, just got down here from- just like I said, I've just arrived at Eula, just came from the Carlin Academy, Islington. 36:56.813 --> 36:58.915 The cars achieved were phenomenal. 36:59.315 --> 36:59.616 Right. 36:59.736 --> 36:59.996 Fact. 37:00.501 --> 37:19.987 right did they play oh my god i can't believe it i've never been this far away from home he did sing that yeah he also uh just before he sang that he uh he stage dived into the audience and uh and almost lost his pants to a very uh voracious fan uh it was she was oh she was a small girl but really man could she grip really 37:20.427 --> 37:28.901 And he grabbed the security guard's hand and shoved it down his own pants as a way of going, don't let my pants come off, clutch me and whack. 37:29.061 --> 37:30.744 All this before midday on a Saturday. 37:31.072 --> 37:36.875 Yeah, he also climbed up the scaffolding on the side of the stage and then slid down, much like a fireman would. 37:37.415 --> 37:39.136 Yeah, that is a health and safety issue. 37:39.156 --> 37:41.517 I hope you pointed that out to the Kaiser team. 37:41.577 --> 37:42.997 I went on stage and stopped the gig. 37:43.157 --> 37:48.600 Also, just on a grammatical point, I believe the past tense to stage dive is stadgedove. 37:49.820 --> 37:50.321 Just bear it in mind. 37:50.341 --> 37:50.661 Is it really? 37:50.941 --> 37:51.261 Yeah. 37:51.781 --> 37:52.702 He stadgedove. 37:53.802 --> 37:53.942 Oh. 37:54.062 --> 37:55.283 Doesn't matter, but let's move on. 37:55.803 --> 37:57.664 I ring up and I learn something new. 37:57.924 --> 38:01.825 And are you getting a good response from the rock fans when you go on stage, Alex? 38:02.145 --> 38:02.746 Are they cheering? 38:04.126 --> 38:07.427 As you know, it's not really about me today, it's about the music. 38:07.547 --> 38:08.968 It is about you. 38:09.328 --> 38:11.469 And the response has been phenomenal. 38:11.489 --> 38:17.211 The response is going to get even better when our baby shambles take the stage here in a couple of hours. 38:17.251 --> 38:19.492 Now how likely is that to go off without incident? 38:21.378 --> 38:23.319 I wouldn't like to give you a guesstimate. 38:23.839 --> 38:25.540 Do you think they'll actually show up? 38:26.140 --> 38:27.321 Well, I've got my fingers crossed. 38:27.641 --> 38:28.621 I believe so, yes. 38:28.902 --> 38:29.802 It's for a good cause. 38:30.042 --> 38:30.302 Yeah. 38:31.343 --> 38:32.543 Well, that's very exciting stuff. 38:32.563 --> 38:37.846 And we're gonna, uh, is that the main sort of, you know, content got done then? 38:38.466 --> 38:40.287 Is that it then? 38:40.347 --> 38:40.987 Is that the point? 38:41.347 --> 38:42.888 Is that the point being put across? 38:42.908 --> 38:43.488 Can we move on? 38:44.229 --> 38:45.129 Have we said the key phrase? 38:45.149 --> 38:46.350 Have we said the key phrase? 38:50.779 --> 38:53.560 Virgin Megastore's album of the week. 38:54.001 --> 38:55.521 Carling Live beer. 38:57.062 --> 38:59.524 I'll just do it once more. 39:00.024 --> 39:05.667 So I'm at stage 3 of Carling Live, 24 hours of live music across London. 39:05.707 --> 39:07.928 It's a phenomenal event and I'm very excited. 39:08.128 --> 39:11.490 And listeners can get down there presumably if they're excited by the sound of things. 39:11.530 --> 39:12.951 The coat on the back of the door and all that. 39:15.696 --> 39:18.538 I believe it's all been pre-sold. 39:18.798 --> 39:23.281 It's all sold out, so it's more, if you're coming already, great, come down, I'll see you here. 39:23.461 --> 39:26.323 If you're not coming, then have a great day. 39:26.343 --> 39:27.744 I don't bother. 39:27.784 --> 39:28.305 That's nice. 39:28.505 --> 39:30.486 Alex, thank you so much for talking to us. 39:30.526 --> 39:33.989 Have a great day and we'll see you next week in here, yeah? 39:35.083 --> 39:36.004 I'll be back next week, yeah. 39:36.044 --> 39:36.484 Yeah, good one. 39:36.644 --> 39:37.645 I love you, bye! 39:37.685 --> 39:39.266 Bye, Alexander, with your jaunty cap. 39:39.546 --> 39:40.987 Right now it's time for more live music. 39:41.007 --> 39:47.512 This is from a session that Brendan Benson did when he came into XFM, and the track is called What I'm Looking For. 40:00.102 --> 40:01.943 Fantastic job, Benson there. 40:02.023 --> 40:03.985 Brendan Benson with What I'm Looking For. 40:08.081 --> 40:15.203 Well, this means I'm gonna have to hold over my hilarious list of top 10 revenge of the Sith warriors till next week, but that's something exciting. 40:15.383 --> 40:16.703 When does Revenge of the Sith come out? 40:17.303 --> 40:19.124 A couple of weeks, so still plenty of time. 40:19.144 --> 40:19.744 Yeah, lots of time. 40:20.004 --> 40:25.026 It's time for ditties in the part of the show where me and Adam, uh... What's the word? 40:25.086 --> 40:25.726 Battle it out! 40:25.766 --> 40:26.406 Battle it out! 40:26.886 --> 40:31.109 to decide who plays the final record of our two-hour show. 40:31.649 --> 40:37.373 This week, the theme is political records because of the forthcoming election. 40:37.793 --> 40:39.154 Political songs, is that right? 40:39.594 --> 40:40.115 Yeah, that's right. 40:40.135 --> 40:54.504 Well, we, like all other broadcasters, have been told to steer clear of the whole political arena for fear of showing any kind of bias on behalf of the people they represent. 40:55.064 --> 41:06.692 So, you know, we thought one way of maybe having a little bit of politics in the show would be to battle it out between sort of songs with some kind of political theme. 41:06.712 --> 41:07.832 So many to choose from. 41:07.872 --> 41:08.393 Absolutely. 41:08.433 --> 41:10.294 Yeah, I was going to choose Russians by Sting. 41:10.314 --> 41:11.215 That would have been a good one. 41:11.255 --> 41:13.996 How can I save my little boy from Oppenheimer's deadly toy? 41:14.016 --> 41:17.399 There is no monopoly of common sense on either side of the political fence. 41:17.679 --> 41:18.780 But I didn't choose that one. 41:20.601 --> 41:22.262 So I go through some other ones I didn't choose? 41:22.502 --> 41:22.942 Yeah, go on. 41:23.742 --> 41:28.605 Did you know that Grandad by Arthur Dunn was actually written by the Politburo... Clive Dunn. 41:29.066 --> 41:29.446 Clive Dunn? 41:29.546 --> 41:30.246 Yeah, that's correct. 41:30.867 --> 41:34.329 Written by the Politburo for Russian children to sing their praise of Stalin. 41:34.949 --> 41:37.070 and they just changed it to, to Grandad. 41:37.370 --> 41:39.832 So I was going to choose that one. 41:39.872 --> 41:46.055 But instead I'm going to go for my favourite political song of all time as a comfortably off white boy growing up in a nice area of London. 41:46.415 --> 41:50.517 No political song speaks to me with more power than Public Enemies, Fight the Power. 41:50.958 --> 41:54.579 It's the most furious, intelligent, brilliant protest song ever, I think. 41:55.720 --> 41:58.462 An amazingly exciting record for well-off white boys. 41:58.822 --> 42:00.603 Produced by Hank Shockley and the Bomb Squad. 42:01.844 --> 42:17.964 And of course with an incredible rap from Chuck D, who is described by Hank Shockley as the voice of God in a storm, to give Chuck D his correct name, the messenger of prophecy, the lyrical terrorist, the hard rhymer and the architect, and of course, rapping alongside him, Flavor Flav, aka the cold lamp, or the joke, or the juice, and spark plug. 42:19.474 --> 42:20.455 So that's my vote. 42:20.595 --> 42:22.195 Fight the Power by Public Enemy. 42:22.336 --> 42:24.517 I think one of the greatest rap records ever. 42:24.537 --> 42:26.037 Amazingly exciting record. 42:26.057 --> 42:27.998 Fantastic if you pump it up loud. 42:28.319 --> 42:28.679 Brilliant. 42:28.719 --> 42:29.559 Provocative lyrics. 42:30.860 --> 42:33.701 You know, it's got to be the best protest record ever, I reckon. 42:33.721 --> 42:36.143 So my vote is Fight the Power by Public Enemy. 42:36.263 --> 42:36.823 Shut up! 42:37.664 --> 42:39.004 That was amazing. 42:39.424 --> 42:40.945 I want to vote for it myself now. 42:41.365 --> 42:43.847 You've never stirred me up like that before, Jai. 42:44.227 --> 42:45.087 It's arousing, isn't it? 42:45.207 --> 42:45.788 I love you. 42:46.548 --> 42:48.208 It's rousing, arousing. 42:48.368 --> 42:49.129 I'm aroused. 42:49.849 --> 42:50.569 What have you got now? 42:50.629 --> 42:52.169 Something with Frank on it? 42:52.449 --> 42:52.709 No. 42:53.449 --> 42:55.130 I'm going to the... Don't say it like that. 42:55.150 --> 42:56.310 He's your godson. 42:56.390 --> 42:56.710 I know. 42:56.890 --> 42:57.250 It's nice. 42:57.310 --> 42:58.891 I was hoping more Frank. 42:59.031 --> 43:07.232 Well, you know, I'm going to the other end of the political spectrum, in a way, because this is the selfish side of politics. 43:07.832 --> 43:15.614 And in fact, it's, you know, a very important part of politics because it's dealing with money, and in particular, tax. 43:16.375 --> 43:17.721 Now, who do you think I've chosen, Joe? 43:19.339 --> 43:48.539 Is it the Floyd it's not Floyd it's the Beatles with tax man a track written by George Harrison basically moaning about the fact that he was having to pay a lot of tax now that he was rich and famous And telling off Harold Wilson and Ted Heath for charging the Beatles lots of tax and complaining about it but of course, that's one of the key factors that influence people's votes and it will do for a lot of people this Thursday 43:49.699 --> 43:50.500 It's true, it's true. 43:50.660 --> 43:51.000 You know? 43:51.600 --> 43:54.262 So, and it's a fantastic song, of course. 43:54.322 --> 43:57.183 It opens up, perhaps, The Beatles' best album, Revolver. 43:58.064 --> 43:59.124 It really packs a punch. 43:59.524 --> 44:01.705 It's very simple, but it's extraordinary. 44:02.306 --> 44:08.449 And the swinging aspect of it notwithstanding, it's a sort of important political blast. 44:08.529 --> 44:09.009 Swinging? 44:09.029 --> 44:10.790 I never knew what, what does swinging mean? 44:11.190 --> 44:11.550 Moaning. 44:12.071 --> 44:12.491 Moaning. 44:12.671 --> 44:12.951 Yeah. 44:13.171 --> 44:14.272 Never knew what swinging meant. 44:14.292 --> 44:16.333 Selfish moaning kind of behaviour. 44:16.353 --> 44:16.673 There you go. 44:17.213 --> 44:17.813 So that's it? 44:17.834 --> 44:23.037 Yeah, two pretty extraordinary tracks there to choose from. 44:23.057 --> 44:23.437 0-8-7-1-2-2-2-1-0-4-9. 44:23.477 --> 44:24.298 All you have to do is phone up. 44:24.318 --> 44:25.899 We're going to take the best of five calls. 44:26.099 --> 44:31.483 And as motive, everybody who gets on the air will win a copy of Simon Reynolds' Rip It Up and Start Again. 44:31.863 --> 44:33.944 That is a history of post-punk, 78 to 84. 44:34.405 --> 44:38.948 And the person with the deciding vote will win that book and the Miami Vice box set. 44:39.028 --> 44:46.713 What an extraordinary motive to call 0-8-7-1-2-2-1-0-4-9 and vote for the Beatles with Taxman or Public Enemy with Fight the Power. 44:47.853 --> 44:48.154 XFM. 44:48.254 --> 44:48.734 Ooh! 44:55.857 --> 44:56.037 Ooh! 44:56.058 --> 44:56.598 Stop it! 44:56.618 --> 44:57.998 Sounds like old Atari noises. 44:58.018 --> 44:58.759 Stop it! 44:59.059 --> 45:01.420 That's Banquet by Block Party. 45:01.980 --> 45:03.441 Now, Joe, we missed a trick, man. 45:03.501 --> 45:08.204 We should have done the whole ditties and the docked thing like an election. 45:08.524 --> 45:09.424 I'm glad we didn't. 45:09.684 --> 45:15.847 No, but, and then we could have said, here's a party election broadcast on behalf of the Beatles party. 45:15.887 --> 45:16.528 Ah, you're right. 45:16.548 --> 45:16.988 That would have been 45:17.108 --> 45:25.535 Brilliant and we're gonna go and I if we win I pledge to provide rocking riffs Rocking riffs that kind of thing. 45:25.936 --> 45:34.343 Well, it is the Beatles versus Public Enemy on Titties in the Dock We've got five callers on the line Okay, let it begin Lucy. 45:34.363 --> 45:34.823 Are you there? 45:35.624 --> 45:36.324 How are you losing? 45:37.545 --> 45:38.486 You sound quite serious. 45:38.706 --> 45:40.448 Yeah, are you heavily hungover? 45:40.468 --> 45:40.488 I 45:40.965 --> 45:42.146 Erm, no, I wish I was actually. 45:42.166 --> 45:42.827 I'm on a bit of a detox. 45:42.907 --> 45:44.228 Usually I would be, but no. 45:44.288 --> 45:44.709 Detox? 45:44.729 --> 45:45.550 Celebrity detox? 45:45.830 --> 45:46.411 Yeah, always. 45:46.771 --> 45:50.615 Are you going to be offering bowls of your own faeces to your family to look at? 45:50.915 --> 45:51.476 Oh, no way. 45:51.496 --> 45:53.358 That's what happens in celebrity detox, isn't it? 45:53.378 --> 45:54.359 Luckily I'm not a celebrity. 45:54.379 --> 45:55.440 Didn't Richard Plack do that? 45:55.940 --> 45:58.303 I didn't watch celebrity detox for that very reason. 45:59.283 --> 46:01.225 Er, did you, how long has your detox been going on? 46:01.906 --> 46:02.786 Er, about two weeks. 46:03.247 --> 46:03.867 Two weeks? 46:03.907 --> 46:04.367 That's pretty close! 46:04.387 --> 46:07.670 It sounds as if you've flushed all the excitement out of your life. 46:08.471 --> 46:16.277 It sounds like you've, you've... I haven't, I haven't, I haven't... You've squeezed out your very, your joie de vivre has been flushed away. 46:16.297 --> 46:19.019 No, no, no, no, no. 46:19.059 --> 46:20.280 Are you getting very spotty? 46:20.940 --> 46:21.240 Er, no. 46:21.280 --> 46:22.561 Is that a common thing? 46:22.781 --> 46:24.402 Sometimes that happens with a detox. 46:24.462 --> 46:29.305 All the toxins come out and you go through a phase of looking as if you've died. 46:29.325 --> 46:30.886 You feel rubbish and you look worse. 46:31.146 --> 46:31.467 Yeah. 46:31.587 --> 46:34.388 I think too, I think you should retox really heavily tonight. 46:35.089 --> 46:39.952 A big cake, a crack pipe, er, twenty bottles of white stripe. 46:40.812 --> 46:43.873 It sounds like you've lost your vim, your vigour, your pep. 46:44.673 --> 46:48.513 Joe, can you remind children out there not to take crack and cake? 46:48.533 --> 46:50.474 Don't smoke crack or eat lots of cake. 46:50.774 --> 46:51.714 Obviously that was a joke. 46:51.734 --> 46:53.254 I couldn't eat cake there. 46:53.754 --> 46:54.614 No, don't smoke cake. 46:54.674 --> 46:56.035 I'd give up the pipe, but it's not a cake. 46:56.055 --> 46:56.735 Do not smoke cake. 46:57.135 --> 46:58.195 Lucy, what are you voting for? 46:58.235 --> 46:59.975 Is it going to be The Beatles or The Public Enemy? 47:00.155 --> 47:01.115 Well, The Beatles, of course. 47:01.396 --> 47:02.036 The Beatles? 47:02.136 --> 47:02.816 Yeah. 47:03.216 --> 47:03.916 OK, there we go. 47:03.956 --> 47:07.497 You win a copy of Rip It Up and Start Again, Simon Reynolds' fascinating post-punk book. 47:07.517 --> 47:08.397 Are you excited about that? 47:08.417 --> 47:08.917 Yeah, definitely. 47:08.997 --> 47:09.617 Do you like to read? 47:10.639 --> 47:12.039 Yeah, now I do, now I'm on my Beatles. 47:12.079 --> 47:12.660 Yeah, brilliant. 47:12.700 --> 47:13.800 There we go, Lucy. 47:13.840 --> 47:14.460 Thanks for calling. 47:14.500 --> 47:16.100 So it's one nil to the Beatles. 47:16.901 --> 47:17.841 We've got another Lucy. 47:17.861 --> 47:19.061 Hello. 47:19.241 --> 47:19.841 Hello, Lucy. 47:19.861 --> 47:23.442 Hi, I got a bit confused then, because I thought I was the first Lucy. 47:23.622 --> 47:24.963 Did you respond when we said Lucy? 47:24.983 --> 47:27.843 I was starting it myself. 47:28.003 --> 47:29.244 What are you? 47:29.284 --> 47:30.844 Lucy, you're entirely different, though. 47:30.864 --> 47:32.364 You're at the other end of the Lucy spectrum. 47:32.684 --> 47:33.045 Really? 47:33.225 --> 47:34.085 Yeah, yeah. 47:34.425 --> 47:35.905 I'm not detoxing. 47:36.085 --> 47:38.726 It was when you started on that I realised it wasn't me. 47:39.460 --> 47:39.860 Really? 47:40.320 --> 47:41.421 See, this is what happens. 47:41.661 --> 47:44.142 This is the difference between someone who is detoxed and someone who hasn't. 47:44.162 --> 47:45.203 I know, he's not awake. 47:46.764 --> 47:47.664 What do you do, Lucy? 47:48.384 --> 47:51.766 Well, I can't tell you, because I'm probably not meant to be on the radio. 47:52.206 --> 47:52.626 What do you do? 47:52.647 --> 47:54.087 Are you in a very powerful position? 47:54.207 --> 47:56.108 Yes, I'm She-Ra. 47:56.668 --> 47:57.649 You're She-Ra? 47:57.969 --> 47:59.490 That's very powerful. 47:59.550 --> 48:01.471 You must know He-Man, then. 48:01.531 --> 48:03.572 Well, I... What's he really like? 48:03.612 --> 48:04.192 He's fallen out. 48:04.712 --> 48:05.493 You've fallen out? 48:06.414 --> 48:08.655 Yeah, that's why you don't see it properly anymore. 48:08.675 --> 48:08.795 Wow. 48:08.815 --> 48:11.336 So Lucy, you're amazingly powerful, but you're insane. 48:11.516 --> 48:15.778 Yeah, is the reason that you're not allowed to tell us because you've escaped from a special hospital? 48:16.418 --> 48:20.380 This is why, you know, I mean, power and insanity go hand in hand. 48:20.420 --> 48:23.441 Yeah, I bet you Lucy runs the BBC or something. 48:23.601 --> 48:24.482 Oh, is it? 48:24.682 --> 48:26.503 Oh, she said a naughty word. 48:26.523 --> 48:28.303 Lucy, you're out of control. 48:28.804 --> 48:29.824 You are out of control. 48:29.844 --> 48:31.085 The word is sick. 48:31.125 --> 48:34.026 Tell children not to say that, and especially not thank. 48:34.306 --> 48:36.087 All right, Lucy, let's- let's wind this up. 48:36.127 --> 48:36.907 Come on, who are you first? 48:36.947 --> 48:38.207 You've got the Beatles of- It was Public Enemy. 48:38.427 --> 48:39.688 Public Enemy, well done. 48:39.728 --> 48:41.588 Yes, yes, yes, nice middle class. 48:42.068 --> 48:46.469 Lucy, it's been fantastic to talk to you and I'm sure we'll see you at some sort of business meeting fairly soon. 48:46.489 --> 48:48.190 I really look forward to it, love the show. 48:48.210 --> 48:48.910 Thank you very much. 48:48.930 --> 48:53.491 So there you go, that's 1-0, Beatles 1, Public Enemy 1, let's go to our third caller, Perry. 48:53.531 --> 48:54.111 Hello, Perry. 48:54.912 --> 48:55.112 Hello. 48:55.352 --> 48:56.052 How are you, Perry? 48:56.672 --> 48:57.532 I- I'm okay. 48:57.792 --> 48:58.273 You're all right. 48:58.293 --> 48:59.393 What do you think of the Lucy's there? 49:00.927 --> 49:03.929 I think it's disgusting, this detoxing stuff. 49:04.449 --> 49:06.730 I'm currently retoxing at this moment. 49:06.830 --> 49:06.970 Really? 49:06.990 --> 49:10.132 Can I ask a bit, which was your favourite Lucy out of the two Lucys? 49:11.127 --> 49:14.248 The second one, because of her silliness. 49:14.328 --> 49:15.408 And her foul mouth. 49:15.808 --> 49:20.610 She was keyed up to such a point of heightened poshness that she was just all over the shop. 49:21.210 --> 49:24.871 Swearing, bouncing off the walls, getting excited. 49:25.171 --> 49:29.092 And I bet you she does have quite a powerful position in some company or other. 49:29.512 --> 49:31.233 Anyway, what are you going to vote for, Perry? 49:31.733 --> 49:33.014 I'm going to vote for the Beatles. 49:33.515 --> 49:34.876 Yeah, come on. 49:35.617 --> 49:36.798 And you know the track, obviously. 49:36.818 --> 49:37.859 I mean, it's very well known. 49:37.899 --> 49:39.461 Both these tracks are extremely well known. 49:40.061 --> 49:42.243 And have you made up your mind how you're going to vote? 49:42.263 --> 49:46.007 Don't talk to us, obviously, about anything political, but have you made up your mind? 49:46.027 --> 49:48.109 I can't be bothered. 49:48.129 --> 49:49.270 You can't be bothered? 49:49.310 --> 49:50.752 You've got to use that vote. 49:50.792 --> 49:52.173 That is my political stance at this point. 49:52.558 --> 49:53.498 You've got to use the vote. 49:53.539 --> 49:54.659 Come on, Perry, use the vote. 49:55.199 --> 49:57.700 Even if it's just tactical, Perry, you've got to get in the ballot box. 49:57.760 --> 49:58.281 It's fun. 49:58.321 --> 49:58.941 Voting's fun. 49:58.961 --> 50:01.222 You get to look inside your local primary school. 50:01.882 --> 50:05.224 Well, I went there anyway, so what's the point? 50:05.404 --> 50:06.244 Well, you go. 50:06.284 --> 50:08.785 It's a good excuse to go back and you tick your name off. 50:08.845 --> 50:10.446 It makes you feel like you belong and matter. 50:10.506 --> 50:11.367 OK, Perry, well done. 50:11.707 --> 50:12.247 So there we go. 50:12.267 --> 50:14.868 We've been told to speed this up, otherwise we're not going to have time to play the track. 50:15.708 --> 50:17.429 It is 2-1 to the Beatles. 50:17.469 --> 50:18.150 What's going on? 50:18.610 --> 50:19.230 Karen, are you there? 50:19.750 --> 50:20.130 Hello. 50:20.211 --> 50:20.551 Hello, Karen. 50:20.571 --> 50:20.891 How are you? 50:22.089 --> 50:23.310 Erm, I'm very well, yes, how are you? 50:23.430 --> 50:23.830 I'm fine. 50:23.870 --> 50:26.631 Well, you sound so chattable to, but we've used up all our chit-chat time. 50:27.192 --> 50:27.812 Oh, I'm sorry. 50:27.832 --> 50:29.013 Talking to Lucy, Lucy and Perry. 50:29.033 --> 50:30.613 Who are you voting for? 50:30.733 --> 50:31.534 Beatles or Public Enemy? 50:31.554 --> 50:31.994 The Beatles! 50:32.014 --> 50:32.634 What's going on? 50:33.675 --> 50:34.155 What is that then? 50:34.175 --> 50:34.856 Well, that's it then, isn't it? 50:34.896 --> 50:37.057 That's it, that's the end of the story, isn't it? 50:37.397 --> 50:37.957 Beatles have won. 50:38.197 --> 50:39.458 Lila, have you made an error? 50:42.051 --> 50:43.211 Someone's changed their vote. 50:43.231 --> 50:46.033 Because Cornish had swept the board, hadn't he? 50:47.013 --> 50:51.336 And Lila was trying to make it dramatic, and now it's all gone... booms up. 50:52.016 --> 50:54.017 Karen, have you changed your vote? 50:54.037 --> 50:57.119 Are you still there, Karen? 50:57.139 --> 50:57.179 No? 50:58.099 --> 51:02.961 You were helping with time by changing your vote? 51:03.542 --> 51:05.883 You made a mockery of the entire political process. 51:05.923 --> 51:07.664 So you actually called in to vote for Public Enemy? 51:08.464 --> 51:08.884 Yeah, I did. 51:09.064 --> 51:09.525 Well, there you go. 51:09.545 --> 51:10.285 Well, stick with your vote. 51:10.325 --> 51:11.126 Public enemy, 2-1. 51:11.186 --> 51:11.786 All right, then. 51:12.387 --> 51:13.267 Karen, where can we go? 51:13.287 --> 51:14.608 Did Looney's on the line today? 51:14.708 --> 51:16.530 Are we only being broadcast in a mental home? 51:16.570 --> 51:19.092 Well, now we know what's gonna win, don't we, after that? 51:19.132 --> 51:19.872 Who's next? 51:19.892 --> 51:20.533 Who's the last caller? 51:20.573 --> 51:21.493 The last caller is Rob. 51:21.553 --> 51:24.395 It's actually Liam, Rob, who's... Liam, Liam, are you there? 51:24.836 --> 51:25.876 Hello, Adam and Joe. 51:26.056 --> 51:26.497 Hello, Liam. 51:26.517 --> 51:28.738 This is a flipping disaster, wouldn't you say? 51:29.519 --> 51:33.001 I'm disappointed in other people's votes, really, so... Why? 51:33.021 --> 51:36.524 I got the casting vote, and I may even win the Miami Vice, and she was just trying to rob me. 51:36.844 --> 51:37.505 Well, exactly. 51:37.545 --> 51:38.265 It's scandalous. 51:38.326 --> 51:39.246 It's like an election. 51:39.286 --> 51:40.367 It's like a corrupt election. 51:41.008 --> 51:41.468 It is. 51:41.488 --> 51:43.270 Obviously it's the postal vote ruining it. 51:43.610 --> 51:44.731 You've got the casting vote, Liam. 51:44.751 --> 51:46.473 What's it going to be, Beatles or Public Enemy? 51:46.833 --> 51:48.034 I have to fight the power. 51:48.054 --> 51:49.716 Hey, well done. 51:49.796 --> 51:52.138 You see, I haven't won for four weeks and finally I win. 51:52.158 --> 51:55.141 So thank you there for giving me some self-respect. 51:55.401 --> 51:58.044 Hey, thanks for calling everybody and thanks for listening to our show. 51:58.084 --> 52:01.547 We'll be back next week between one and three here on XFM. 52:01.727 --> 52:03.088 And make sure you do go out and vote. 52:03.108 --> 52:04.129 Come on, there's no excuse. 52:04.189 --> 52:04.829 It's fun. 52:04.869 --> 52:08.111 It's an enjoyable way of keeping the democratic process going. 52:08.732 --> 52:12.394 And, you know, just vote and here's public enemy. 52:12.414 --> 52:20.440 Yet our best trained, best educated, best equipped, best prepared troops refuse to fight. 52:21.160 --> 52:27.985 Matter of fact, it's safe to say that they would rather switch than fight. 53:00.331 --> 53:00.614 Come on! 54:02.328 --> 54:09.850 OK, we've got to go into the ads now, Joe. 54:09.870 --> 54:10.590 I'm sorry to cut this off. 54:10.610 --> 54:11.090 How dare you? 54:11.190 --> 54:11.571 I'm sorry. 54:11.611 --> 54:12.211 How dare you? 54:12.231 --> 54:15.131 This is typical, typical white man's attitude to my music. 54:15.372 --> 54:16.092 Sorry about that. 54:16.632 --> 54:19.093 Also, I want to apologize for misusing the word swinging. 54:19.113 --> 54:20.053 Yeah. 54:20.073 --> 54:21.793 It doesn't mean what I said it meant at all. 54:21.833 --> 54:22.633 What does it mean? 54:22.714 --> 54:23.974 It means overly onerous. 54:24.034 --> 54:25.394 Justin E. Collins is coming up next. 54:25.454 --> 54:27.995 If you don't know him, he's got a very heavy Bristol accent. 54:28.155 --> 54:29.135 Don't know if you've noticed that. 54:29.835 --> 54:30.396 Watch out for that. 54:30.536 --> 54:31.816 Give us a shout out, Justin. 54:32.096 --> 54:33.077 All right, you lovely boys. 54:33.298 --> 54:33.778 Do you hear that? 54:34.279 --> 54:34.960 Very West Country. 54:35.000 --> 54:35.761 Take care of Justin. 54:35.781 --> 54:37.643 He's not feeling that brilliant today. 54:37.663 --> 54:39.065 He's looking a little bit fragile. 54:39.085 --> 54:39.926 We'll see you next week. 54:39.946 --> 54:40.246 Goodbye.