WEBVTT 00:00.109 --> 00:03.791 This is Adam and Joe here on XFM for the next two hours. 00:04.151 --> 00:05.572 So I play our little Jingle Joe. 00:05.672 --> 00:06.253 Yeah, go on. 00:06.373 --> 00:06.853 Jingle Joe. 00:06.893 --> 00:17.359 That sounds interesting, let's talk about it I always enjoy our little chats I never know what you'll say 00:18.780 --> 00:44.218 Since you see the program with the models One of the models was in the barn and she was naked I'm not sure about that new TV show I'm excited about Doctor Who I'm hoping it will not be moved I'm not sure about that new TV show That sounds interesting, let's talk about it Let's start talking now 00:45.225 --> 00:47.406 Well, so much to talk about there, all in song form. 00:47.426 --> 00:52.709 The model show, I've been watching that, Make Me a Supermodel, produced by the woman that used to produce the Adam and Jo show, Debbie Searle. 00:52.850 --> 00:53.190 Is that true? 00:53.210 --> 00:54.070 Doing a very good job. 00:54.110 --> 01:03.856 What a multi-skilled woman she is, and how exciting for her to be in a house full of such sexy, mad, old... I probably can't say this word, but I can probably say the Americanisation of this word, beaches. 01:04.116 --> 01:04.877 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 01:05.677 --> 01:07.038 What a load of beaches they are, though. 01:07.338 --> 01:07.799 Steve Laughs 01:23.812 --> 01:24.513 mad they become. 01:24.533 --> 01:27.535 Steve Well, the- the key mad one, of course, is, uh, what's her name? 01:27.716 --> 01:27.856 Jasmine. 01:27.876 --> 01:28.196 Steve Jasmine. 01:28.216 --> 01:29.277 Ricky Yeah, the very posh one. 01:29.297 --> 01:30.138 Steve Very posh. 01:30.198 --> 01:33.641 Her mum's a model, I think, and, uh- Ricky James- a James Bond girl? 01:33.661 --> 01:35.122 Is she the one whose mum was a James Bond girl? 01:35.142 --> 01:35.963 Steve Yeah, maybe. 01:36.123 --> 01:36.623 That's right. 01:37.144 --> 01:38.405 And Jasmine is an addict. 01:38.725 --> 01:40.267 She came out as an addict the other day. 01:40.287 --> 01:40.667 Ricky Yes. 01:40.687 --> 01:42.308 Steve And I don't know what she's addicted to. 01:42.368 --> 01:43.770 She's only about 19 though, isn't she? 01:43.790 --> 01:44.570 Ricky Yeah, alcohol, I think. 01:44.590 --> 01:44.771 Booze. 01:44.791 --> 01:45.691 Steve Booze and good times. 01:45.711 --> 01:46.472 Ricky I couldn't explain this. 01:46.492 --> 01:47.573 Steve And being mad. 01:47.593 --> 01:49.955 And, uh- Ricky We should- we should maybe talk about that more later though. 01:49.975 --> 01:50.676 Steve Yeah, yeah. 01:51.296 --> 01:53.837 And obviously Doctor Who, obviously in your song very exciting. 01:54.177 --> 01:55.357 Are you excited about Doctor Who? 01:55.377 --> 01:56.978 Well not really but I hear it's pretty good. 01:56.998 --> 01:58.338 It's available on the internet. 01:58.458 --> 02:04.660 You can illegally download it which would of course be wrong and bad but friends of mine have illegally downloaded it and say it's good apart from a moment when someone's eaten by a bin. 02:05.460 --> 02:06.560 So that's the low point. 02:06.840 --> 02:08.060 Is that on tonight Doctor Who? 02:08.241 --> 02:09.621 I don't, I can't grasp when it is. 02:10.261 --> 02:10.761 Grasping? 02:10.781 --> 02:11.801 Yeah I'm very aware of it. 02:11.821 --> 02:12.322 I'll try and grasp it. 02:12.342 --> 02:13.102 I'm not aware of when it is. 02:13.322 --> 02:13.922 I'll grasp that. 02:14.082 --> 02:15.922 Remember, you can text us 83XFM. 02:16.122 --> 02:18.543 You can call us 087122149 when the time's come. 02:18.563 --> 02:22.364 We've got tickets to the XFM big night out to give away, well, one pair of tickets. 02:22.624 --> 02:24.104 We've also got Star Wars goodies. 02:24.564 --> 02:26.945 We don't quite know what they are, but they're approaching the studio now. 02:27.325 --> 02:31.666 And for Ditties in the Dock, we've got, I think, sole weekend CDs to give away. 02:31.706 --> 02:33.306 It's going to be a big Ditties in the Dock this week. 02:34.206 --> 02:37.547 It's a cover versions playoff, a Bowie cover versions playoff. 02:38.247 --> 02:41.308 We'll reveal which cover versions those are going to be in the second hour of the show. 02:41.768 --> 02:51.731 And, of course, fantastic music from all your ex-FM favourites, such as, yeah, Thirteen Senses, Echo Belly, Kaiser Chiefs, Pete Daugherty, Daugherty, Daugherty, New Order and many other great bands. 02:51.771 --> 02:56.512 Classics from Echo and the Bunnymen and the odd little nugget thrown in by myself and Joe. 02:56.532 --> 02:57.432 Don't throw nuggets. 02:57.732 --> 02:59.033 I love nugget throwing. 02:59.053 --> 02:59.753 I can't help it. 02:59.773 --> 03:01.474 I can't stop myself from the nuggets. 03:01.894 --> 03:02.734 Brian, what have you got? 03:03.434 --> 03:05.875 Our regular producer, Lila, is away this week. 03:05.915 --> 03:07.636 She's having some Lila time. 03:07.656 --> 03:08.917 Oh, here are the Star Wars goodies. 03:09.117 --> 03:11.258 Shall we inspect the Star Wars goodies while we play a record? 03:11.298 --> 03:12.039 Whoa, look at that. 03:12.099 --> 03:12.459 That's good. 03:12.499 --> 03:13.319 We'll tell you what you can win. 03:13.339 --> 03:14.100 That's some good stuff. 03:14.160 --> 03:14.940 Wow, look at this stuff. 03:15.160 --> 03:17.502 Oh, OK, now here's some great stuff from the 13 senses. 03:24.190 --> 03:25.671 Oh dear, this doesn't look very promising. 03:26.051 --> 03:26.452 What's that? 03:26.552 --> 03:32.636 Well, we've just been looking through the Star Wars goodies that we've got to give away this week, and amongst them, they're fantastic goodies. 03:32.737 --> 03:36.419 Let me dispel that impression, I'm not disparaging the goodies. 03:36.760 --> 03:40.683 There's a lovely Yoda action figure here from the new film. 03:41.363 --> 03:43.004 The, what is it, Revenge of the Sith? 03:43.404 --> 03:44.324 Something like that. 03:44.845 --> 03:50.247 It says, but it's got, Yoda's got, in Revenge of the Sith, according to this toy, Yoda's got a little floaty hover pad. 03:50.808 --> 03:54.569 Yoda's hover chair has been specially modified for combat situations. 03:54.850 --> 04:04.774 This allows the venerable Jedi Master not only to direct the clone troopers in tactical battles, but also to storm into the fight with speed and manoeuvrability, swiftly taking out the opposing battle droid armies with his lightsaber. 04:05.155 --> 04:09.057 And it should also say, it also allows the CGI animators not to have to bother with his legs. 04:10.277 --> 04:12.060 He had a hover chair in the last one, though, didn't he? 04:12.080 --> 04:13.361 He didn't use it much, did he, though? 04:13.521 --> 04:17.106 There was some hovering in the chair with- But wait, he got- the other geezer had a hover chair. 04:17.827 --> 04:19.629 It's like the Stanner-Sterliff Wars. 04:20.009 --> 04:20.790 Well, they're very old. 04:20.810 --> 04:22.873 They've been around for thousands of years, some of them. 04:23.093 --> 04:25.696 Yeah, but I like my action heroes to have working legs. 04:26.437 --> 04:28.219 Well, it is very expensive, as you said. 04:28.239 --> 04:28.839 Yeah. 04:29.040 --> 04:29.520 But here we go. 04:29.540 --> 04:30.701 This is a fantastic goodie bag. 04:30.721 --> 04:31.762 We've got that Star Wars figure. 04:31.782 --> 04:32.343 We've got another. 04:32.683 --> 04:40.150 Basically, this is mostly merchandise linked to the cartoon, uh, Star Wars Clone Wars, which is animated by the guy that animates Samurai Jack. 04:40.631 --> 04:41.672 Very stylish animation. 04:41.692 --> 04:47.157 And we've got a big, full-color frame cell signed by someone with an illeg- illegible signature. 04:48.459 --> 04:49.840 I don't know who that could be. 04:49.880 --> 04:51.121 Who could that be who signed that? 04:51.901 --> 04:53.523 Maybe it's actually signed by Star Wars. 04:53.703 --> 04:56.906 It begins with an S. Maybe Star Wars himself has signed it. 04:58.150 --> 05:03.194 there's also fridge magnets and a bag and t-shirts and all sorts of animated Star Wars goodies to be given away. 05:03.214 --> 05:04.415 Ricky I think it might be space. 05:04.435 --> 05:05.757 Steve Space has signed it. 05:05.777 --> 05:07.898 Ricky I think space has signed the picture. 05:07.918 --> 05:08.579 Steve Wow. 05:08.879 --> 05:09.300 How exciting. 05:09.320 --> 05:12.943 Ricky Which makes it a good picture and I think it would probably fetch quite a lot on eBay. 05:12.963 --> 05:13.363 Steve Yeah. 05:13.383 --> 05:14.624 Ricky And have you talked about the bag? 05:14.644 --> 05:15.885 Steve I've talked about the bag. 05:15.905 --> 05:17.466 There's not much to talk about, I must say. 05:17.507 --> 05:21.170 It's a bag that says, that says Toonami, Toonami on it. 05:21.190 --> 05:24.592 How can I say that so it doesn't sound like I'm a tedious football supporter? 05:25.373 --> 05:26.795 Toonami, you can't. 05:26.935 --> 05:27.736 Toonami, you can't. 05:27.776 --> 05:28.737 It's a nice bag, though. 05:28.937 --> 05:29.818 It's a good bag. 05:29.899 --> 05:41.772 And of course, before all that, you heard the Salt Wound Routine by Thirteen Senses, who sound like a nice band that I could probably beat up, I think, if I met them, which I always really like. 05:42.173 --> 05:43.054 I like that in my music. 05:43.074 --> 05:45.216 I like to feel more powerful than the music. 05:45.817 --> 05:49.459 So, Joe, you have been watching Make Me a Model, is it called? 05:49.659 --> 05:50.200 Make Me a Supermodel. 05:50.220 --> 05:51.481 It's called Make Me a Supermodel, yeah. 05:52.221 --> 05:54.262 And how do you feel about it? 05:54.322 --> 05:55.603 Is it an easy watch for you? 05:55.643 --> 05:57.705 Have you got any mental problems attached to it? 05:57.725 --> 06:02.748 Well, the problem I have with it is that I question the authority of the people who are putting these girls through this. 06:03.601 --> 06:06.764 I think- I think Rachel Hunter is kind of the emcee of the whole situation. 06:06.784 --> 06:06.884 Yeah. 06:06.904 --> 06:08.965 Who is that idiot photographer man in the dark glasses? 06:09.026 --> 06:13.249 Pingu or Pompompi or Pompeii or Dung Boy or- what's he called? 06:13.509 --> 06:14.030 Pufar. 06:14.090 --> 06:14.530 Pufar. 06:14.550 --> 06:15.391 Ah, I can't remember. 06:15.671 --> 06:16.492 He's absurd. 06:16.892 --> 06:29.542 The pop video director they had on last night, Phil Griffin, who was touted as like a professional pop video director who's gonna show the girls what it's like to be in the eye of a real video shoot, turns- I looked him up on the internet. 06:29.582 --> 06:29.743 Yeah. 06:30.083 --> 06:32.245 Three Atomic Kitten videos, steps, 06:32.765 --> 06:33.606 That's as good as it gets. 06:33.967 --> 06:35.428 That's a golden pedigree. 06:35.448 --> 06:36.149 What are you talking about? 06:36.169 --> 06:36.910 I don't know. 06:36.970 --> 06:38.953 It's just not what I expect, really. 06:39.053 --> 06:50.648 Well, he's not Michel Gondry, but he's a kind of genius and, you know, he was able to tell the girls that a good tip for a video shoot is to look through the lens at the audience and not just stare at the box. 06:51.068 --> 06:51.969 So, you know, that's true. 06:51.989 --> 06:54.271 That's valuable information there that he's imparting. 06:54.752 --> 07:01.738 I'm worried about Rachel Hunter because her only qualification for being on the programme is that she goes out with Rod Stewart, isn't it? 07:02.038 --> 07:04.221 And she's a supermodel as well, though, isn't she? 07:04.461 --> 07:05.742 She's not a supermodel. 07:05.882 --> 07:06.102 No. 07:06.122 --> 07:07.223 But she's a supermodel. 07:07.263 --> 07:07.944 Well, exactly. 07:07.984 --> 07:08.665 She's super. 07:09.365 --> 07:09.666 model. 07:09.706 --> 07:14.270 But they're very snooty about the difference between supermodels and glamour models on the show. 07:14.290 --> 07:25.701 You know, they said to one of the girls, you're quite tarty, you dress quite tarty and you're more like a glamour model at the moment and you'll never make a supermodel if you carry on wearing those midriff revealing outfits. 07:26.342 --> 07:28.243 But Rachel Hunter was never a supermodel. 07:28.263 --> 07:32.768 She looks like someone who you'd see draped over a car at Earl's Court. 07:33.568 --> 07:34.709 over a bench in the park. 07:35.929 --> 07:37.590 We in a puddle of our own wee. 07:37.750 --> 07:38.431 Come on, man. 07:38.471 --> 07:39.851 It's a really nice sunny day. 07:39.871 --> 07:41.072 You don't have to say things like that. 07:41.092 --> 07:41.552 It's a lovely sunny day. 07:41.572 --> 07:43.173 Yeah, I bet there's a lot of quite- yeah, anyway. 07:43.813 --> 07:45.354 Uh, yeah, but it's a very, very good program. 07:45.474 --> 07:52.418 But I just wonder how long, uh, you know, aspiring supermodels and people who aspire to be in a certain profession will take shows like that seriously. 07:52.438 --> 07:53.959 Because they don't want to become a supermodel. 07:54.699 --> 07:55.680 This is not going to happen, is it? 07:56.440 --> 07:57.561 No one's going to be a supermodel. 07:57.581 --> 07:58.882 They might do a couple of Clearasil ads. 07:59.743 --> 08:01.544 And some brochure work. 08:02.145 --> 08:03.666 But why go through all that stuff? 08:03.766 --> 08:04.987 Because they like the telly. 08:05.027 --> 08:06.148 They want to be on the telly. 08:06.628 --> 08:07.129 Aw, dear. 08:07.209 --> 08:09.070 They desperately want, especially Jasmine. 08:09.310 --> 08:13.474 I mean, the main innovation of this show, as I see it, is the nudism. 08:13.914 --> 08:17.217 Do you still fan- at what point did you stop fancying Jasmine? 08:18.097 --> 08:19.418 Do you still fancy Jasmine? 08:19.478 --> 08:29.965 I'm sorry listeners who haven't seen this show, this might be a bit alienating, but basically there's quite a foxy, amazingly posh girl on this show who when she doesn't open her mouth is very, very sexy. 08:30.105 --> 08:33.166 She's also one of the most obnoxious people ever created. 08:33.206 --> 08:35.708 When she opens her mouth her personality couldn't be less attractive. 08:35.748 --> 08:49.516 And they're keeping her on the show, A, because she is quite foxy, B, because she's insane, she's winding everyone up and she's important for the show, but C, because she's very happy to be filmed in the nudie while she's bathing. 08:50.096 --> 08:54.799 It seems to be like a regular shot in each show, at some point they'll walk in and she'll be there. 08:54.819 --> 08:57.420 She's got very small nipples so they don't really register from a distance. 08:57.861 --> 08:59.482 They're only about a pixel in diameter. 08:59.502 --> 09:00.682 They register with me. 09:00.922 --> 09:01.383 Not enough to 09:01.983 --> 09:02.984 you know, generate any heat. 09:03.504 --> 09:05.205 Anyway, so it's a confusing show. 09:06.405 --> 09:14.629 On the one hand, on the one hand you're sort of thinking, this is wrong, surely, but then my pants are saying, this is right, this is right, I'm so happy. 09:14.649 --> 09:17.491 This is Adam and Joe on XFM, we'll be back shortly. 09:25.546 --> 09:25.906 Oh, yeah. 09:26.127 --> 09:28.308 I picked that one out because it's such a lovely day. 09:28.569 --> 09:31.191 And that's Ween with Freedom of 76's element Joe on XFM. 09:31.231 --> 09:36.015 I just want to tell you, Joe, about Virgin Megastore's album of the week. 09:36.295 --> 09:36.515 Right. 09:37.015 --> 09:39.457 Which is Beck's new album, Gerro. 09:40.698 --> 09:48.345 And funnily enough, Sean Keaveney on Monday will be giving away some copies of said album, Beck's Gerro. 09:48.685 --> 09:49.506 So you should tune in. 09:50.393 --> 09:50.793 Who me? 09:50.913 --> 09:51.173 Yeah. 09:51.374 --> 09:51.574 Yeah. 09:51.974 --> 09:52.694 Alright. 09:52.874 --> 09:53.354 Just you. 09:53.955 --> 09:59.898 Uh, Monday the 21st of March, check out Sean Keeney's show and he will be giving away, uh, copies of the back album. 09:59.918 --> 10:04.480 For more chances to win, go to www.xfm.co.uk. 10:05.040 --> 10:07.001 This is Adam and Joe, we'll be back shortly. 10:11.721 --> 10:13.682 These records and their fancy endings, eh? 10:13.922 --> 10:15.964 It's the Kaiser Chiefs with Oh My God. 10:16.024 --> 10:17.525 This is Adam and Joe on XFM. 10:17.745 --> 10:24.349 Now, we've been describing to you an extraordinary Star Wars-related prize we'll be giving away for an as-yet-unannounced competition, maybe for celebrity regression. 10:25.430 --> 10:34.476 We're not sure yet, but we've got an amazing goody bag full of figures and this beautiful piece of cell art from the new Clone Wars cartoon done by the guy that made Samurai Jack. 10:34.716 --> 10:36.478 And it's signed by somebody. 10:36.518 --> 10:37.518 We couldn't work it out who it is. 10:37.878 --> 10:40.981 Apparently, it's actually signed by Genndy? 10:42.061 --> 10:43.583 Tarkovsky. 10:44.363 --> 10:47.166 The creator of Samurai Jack and Dexter's Lab. 10:47.866 --> 10:48.347 Oh, yes. 10:48.747 --> 10:49.287 Ghandi. 10:50.068 --> 10:50.569 Not Ghandi. 10:50.589 --> 10:51.449 Signed by Tarkovsky. 10:51.469 --> 10:51.790 He's dead. 10:51.950 --> 10:53.011 Adam, Ghandi is dead. 10:53.051 --> 10:53.491 Ghandi. 10:53.591 --> 10:54.132 Not Ghandi. 10:54.172 --> 10:54.552 Ghandi. 10:54.812 --> 10:55.172 Ghandi. 10:55.213 --> 10:55.793 Why Ghandi? 10:55.873 --> 10:56.333 Ghandi. 10:56.394 --> 10:56.674 Don't know. 10:57.515 --> 11:00.498 Er, but no, Genndy Tartakovsky. 11:01.018 --> 11:08.466 And he's the genius behind Samurai Jack and Dexter's Lab, and behind this amazing new Clone Wars cartoon, which many are saying is better than the upcoming film. 11:08.846 --> 11:09.207 Really? 11:09.227 --> 11:11.489 Oooh, controversial. 11:11.589 --> 11:15.733 It fills in the narrative gap between The Attack of the Clones and Revenge of the Sith. 11:16.841 --> 11:17.462 Er, but there we go. 11:17.803 --> 11:20.547 So, just to explain that, it's actually signed by Genny Baske. 11:20.607 --> 11:24.574 He's obviously a man who's signed a lot of things, and the more you sign things, the later you get with your signature, don't you? 11:24.594 --> 11:24.814 Steve Yeah. 11:24.834 --> 11:27.619 Ricky And his has basically just gone down to an S and a squiggle. 11:28.416 --> 11:30.558 I just got a call from, uh, Graham Linehan. 11:30.578 --> 11:33.481 I think he's very, very excited about the idea of that. 11:33.581 --> 11:33.901 Really? 11:34.021 --> 11:34.341 Yeah. 11:34.522 --> 11:37.304 Well, Graham, you'd better s-listen very carefully to Celebrity Regression. 11:37.324 --> 11:38.085 It's an easy one, isn't it? 11:38.325 --> 11:40.067 It's pretty easy, I would say, yeah. 11:40.587 --> 11:44.911 Um, we got Celebrity Regression Therapy, which is our competition of this week, coming up very, very shortly. 11:44.931 --> 11:47.493 Maybe Graham knows- sorry to interrupt- maybe Graham knows how to say his name properly. 11:47.633 --> 11:48.634 He pro- I- you know what? 11:48.674 --> 11:50.136 I bet you that's why he was calling. 11:50.256 --> 11:53.338 Maybe, uh, Graham, if you phone back- Call us properly, Graham. 11:53.419 --> 11:54.980 Alright, 7-1- triple-two-one-o-four-nine. 11:56.401 --> 12:01.023 We've got competition time coming up very shortly. 12:01.103 --> 12:03.685 First of all, here's the Queens of the Stone Age. 12:10.328 --> 12:11.249 Well, that's fantastic. 12:11.349 --> 12:13.270 Little Sister by Queens of the Stone Age. 12:13.670 --> 12:14.991 Adam and Joe here on XFM. 12:15.651 --> 12:19.033 And I think that it is... 12:20.302 --> 12:34.024 Competition time You could win a TVD or tickets to a show You just never know So sharpen up your brain and get ready to play 12:34.622 --> 12:40.708 This week, uh, we're retiring, uh, Crap Commentary Corner again, cos to be perfectly honest, I've run out of commentaries. 12:41.889 --> 12:45.733 Um... There's a couple more I've got in mind, but they all cost about 27 quid on import. 12:45.973 --> 12:46.413 Yeah. 12:46.594 --> 12:47.354 That's too much. 12:47.815 --> 12:49.196 I- That is over the price. 12:49.496 --> 12:52.920 Man, you've- you've really been working beyond the call of duty. 12:52.940 --> 12:53.540 I've done well, haven't I? 12:53.560 --> 12:54.641 What, eight months or something? 12:55.262 --> 12:56.344 That's a lot of crap commentaries. 12:56.444 --> 12:58.848 Anyway, so instead, we're back to celebrity regression. 12:58.908 --> 13:02.734 Remember, this is, uh, a medical, uh, situation. 13:03.996 --> 13:04.457 Kind of. 13:04.537 --> 13:05.959 Are you gonna start the, the, the bell? 13:06.120 --> 13:07.221 Oh yeah, okay, we're getting into it. 13:07.242 --> 13:08.644 Shall we do it now, or should we do it after a song? 13:08.664 --> 13:08.944 Do it now. 13:09.084 --> 13:09.806 Okay, let's, let's go. 13:12.150 --> 13:13.270 This is celebrity regression. 13:13.310 --> 13:14.430 Remember, the number is 08712221049. 13:16.531 --> 13:19.731 You could win that bag of Star Wars Toonami goods. 13:20.672 --> 13:25.332 If you can guess which actor I'm about to regress Adam into. 13:25.392 --> 13:27.733 I'm going to regress Adam into this actor's brain and life. 13:28.113 --> 13:28.933 He's going to open his eyes. 13:28.973 --> 13:31.833 He's going to witness scenes from several of this actor's films. 13:32.194 --> 13:33.634 You have to call 08712221049. 13:35.454 --> 13:39.675 Tell us which actor Adam has been regressed into and what films he is witnessing. 13:39.755 --> 13:40.235 Adam, are you ready? 13:40.735 --> 13:41.255 Yes, I have. 13:41.395 --> 13:42.036 Take a deep breath. 13:43.176 --> 13:45.118 Expand the stomach, not the chest, remember? 13:46.178 --> 13:47.339 Come on, let it out now. 13:48.539 --> 13:49.260 What are you doing, man? 13:49.280 --> 13:50.000 That was you. 13:50.020 --> 13:51.221 That was you. 13:51.241 --> 13:52.261 Just relax. 13:53.122 --> 13:54.283 And I'm going to take you back now. 13:54.383 --> 13:54.823 Close your eyes. 13:54.883 --> 13:55.563 Back, back, back, back. 13:55.583 --> 13:57.444 You're three, you're two, you're one, you're a baby, you're a fetus. 13:57.905 --> 14:00.166 You are a little sperm in your daddy's nut. 14:00.406 --> 14:00.846 Nut is. 14:01.226 --> 14:04.508 And now, I'm taking you back into the mind of an actor. 14:05.369 --> 14:06.289 Or actress. 14:06.809 --> 14:07.690 I want you to open your eyes. 14:07.990 --> 14:08.490 Tell us what you see. 14:09.651 --> 14:10.451 I'm in a house. 14:11.112 --> 14:12.412 A big unusual house. 14:12.952 --> 14:16.333 And the name of the character I play has a great deal in common with the house. 14:17.053 --> 14:19.274 My husband is a bad foreign man. 14:19.834 --> 14:21.235 Bad foreign man. 14:21.295 --> 14:23.356 He's got something up his sleeve and I don't like it. 14:24.636 --> 14:29.377 I'm gonna have to take some more of my prescription medication in my house. 14:31.138 --> 14:31.959 I'm not addicted. 14:31.979 --> 14:33.139 What do you mean I'm addicted? 14:33.199 --> 14:34.020 I'm not addicted! 14:34.100 --> 14:36.282 I'm... It's... It's... Okay, stay calm. 14:36.342 --> 14:37.963 My husband is bad. 14:38.043 --> 14:40.744 It's the house of... Just breathe. 14:41.605 --> 14:45.808 And I'm gonna take you further back into another of this actor or actresses films. 14:46.769 --> 14:47.129 Excuse me. 14:47.369 --> 14:48.029 Tell us what you see. 14:48.290 --> 14:49.190 Oh, it's hot. 14:49.991 --> 14:50.791 So hot. 14:51.131 --> 15:00.678 I can see vineyards and quaint villages with cobbly streets and fountains and old people with craggy grumpy faces that are so full of meaning. 15:01.798 --> 15:02.999 This must be abroad. 15:03.559 --> 15:04.479 I love abroad. 15:04.499 --> 15:05.499 It's so foreign. 15:05.820 --> 15:09.321 The language, the colorful characters with their foreign ways. 15:09.801 --> 15:11.141 So different from ours. 15:11.661 --> 15:17.543 We may consider them brusque or vulgar, but with time we can embrace the dirty foreign people. 15:18.063 --> 15:25.566 Especially the men, the dirty foreign men with their scooters and their dirty hands and their dirty philandering ways. 15:26.486 --> 15:28.627 Oh, it's so hot under the sun. 15:29.287 --> 15:33.391 The dirty men, some men, with their hands of dirty men. 15:34.031 --> 15:41.138 I'm... Okay, just breathe, just relax, well done. 15:41.378 --> 15:46.042 And I'm finally going to take Adam into the final scenario from this actual act. 15:46.062 --> 15:52.428 Just remember 0 8 7 1, 2 2 2, 1 0 4 9 to win an extraordinary bag of Toonami animated Star Wars goodies. 15:53.008 --> 15:54.429 Adam, open your eyes, tell us what you can see. 15:55.390 --> 15:56.432 I'm in an apartment. 15:57.032 --> 16:01.738 It's like an old factory space, but stuffed with exquisite junk. 16:02.219 --> 16:07.445 Huge oak shelves lined with books, wonderful old furniture and abge. 16:09.060 --> 16:32.754 It's the kind of ludicrous apartment that no one really has in the real world But I don't care cuz I'm only here for one thing That bad foreign man with dirty hands and a dirty foreign accent I've got a wonderful husband and a kid at home But I don't care cuz of the dirty man and his dirty hands always pulling off my pants He's dirty Pulling off your pants my pants 16:36.078 --> 16:37.340 How is what is pants? 16:37.460 --> 16:38.261 My pants! 16:38.361 --> 16:38.842 Oh pants. 16:38.882 --> 16:40.184 He's a dirty man. 16:40.204 --> 16:41.305 I like him. 16:41.325 --> 16:44.189 Oh, he's got a huge apartment. 16:44.209 --> 16:47.093 Oh, I'm bad. 16:47.153 --> 16:47.594 I'm bad. 16:51.980 --> 16:54.520 What actor or actress has Adam been regressed into? 16:54.560 --> 17:02.402 Adam will stay in the regressed state until somebody calls in 0-8-7-1-2-2-2-1-0-4-9, rescue Adam from this meditative state and win the Star Wars goodie bags. 17:03.262 --> 17:05.002 Now, coming up, what for lovers? 17:05.242 --> 17:06.043 This is Pete Daugherty. 17:13.664 --> 17:15.444 Yeah, that was for lovers. 17:15.804 --> 17:16.744 Peter Daugherty. 17:18.305 --> 17:19.425 Peter, I gave him his full name. 17:22.315 --> 17:22.795 Is he finished? 17:23.016 --> 17:23.216 Yeah. 17:23.756 --> 17:25.017 This is Adam and Jo on XFM. 17:25.037 --> 17:27.679 You join us midway through celebrity regression. 17:27.739 --> 17:39.968 Adam has been regressed into the mind and films of a popular movie star, all-star Tina, and we have two callers on the line who think they know whose mind Adam is currently inhabiting. 17:40.028 --> 17:41.649 Remember, Adam is in a regressed state. 17:42.210 --> 17:46.833 This is a competition's happening under clinical conditions, so please keep your voices low when you call in. 17:46.873 --> 17:47.413 Hello, Carol. 17:47.433 --> 17:47.533 Hello. 17:48.454 --> 17:48.874 How are you? 17:49.095 --> 17:50.315 I'm fine, how are you? 17:50.355 --> 17:51.436 Very well, thank you very much. 17:51.496 --> 17:54.138 Now, do you think you know who Adam has been regressed into? 17:54.158 --> 17:55.178 Is it Nicole Kidman? 17:56.379 --> 18:01.342 Okay, which Nicole Kidman films do you think Adam was experiencing there? 18:01.483 --> 18:03.964 The Others and Eyes Wide Shut. 18:04.465 --> 18:06.686 There are three there, any ideas on the third one? 18:08.263 --> 18:10.224 Why did you think it was Ice White Shot? 18:10.385 --> 18:13.887 Are there filthy foreign men on mopeds in Ice White Shot? 18:14.207 --> 18:14.888 Yes, there are some. 18:14.908 --> 18:16.729 Well, there's a filthy foreign man, isn't there? 18:17.029 --> 18:20.852 There's filthy Japanese men, aren't there, in the shot that interfered with Lili Sobieski? 18:21.172 --> 18:21.373 Yes. 18:21.853 --> 18:22.353 Yeah. 18:22.934 --> 18:24.275 But, I'm sorry. 18:24.295 --> 18:25.155 Well, I tell you what, Carol. 18:25.396 --> 18:27.317 I'd like you to say the name again, loudly and clearly. 18:27.357 --> 18:29.338 If you're right, Adam will come out of his regressed state. 18:29.739 --> 18:31.760 If you're wrong, you may have permanently damaged him. 18:32.200 --> 18:32.761 Say the name now. 18:33.479 --> 18:34.179 Nicole Kidman. 18:35.120 --> 18:36.061 Hey. 18:36.461 --> 18:37.562 Oh, Carol, I'm sorry. 18:37.602 --> 18:38.742 He's still regressed. 18:39.703 --> 18:41.284 Who knows what the repercussions of that will be. 18:41.304 --> 18:42.185 I'm very sorry, Carol. 18:42.205 --> 18:42.805 Thank you for listening. 18:42.825 --> 18:43.486 Thanks for calling. 18:43.786 --> 18:44.526 Let's go to Rory. 18:44.546 --> 18:45.107 Hello, Rory. 18:45.667 --> 18:45.887 Hello. 18:46.287 --> 18:47.008 How are you, Rory? 18:47.588 --> 18:48.809 I'm just dandy. 18:49.029 --> 18:50.630 You sound like a clever, clever man. 18:51.231 --> 18:51.891 Why, thank you. 18:52.772 --> 18:54.613 Now, don't say the name yet. 18:54.973 --> 18:55.794 Do you think you know this? 18:55.814 --> 18:57.515 No. 18:58.515 --> 18:58.755 Really? 18:58.775 --> 18:59.456 So you're not confident? 19:00.226 --> 19:04.290 Well, I'm kind of going by trailers which I half-watched. 19:05.250 --> 19:08.313 Well, that's a good sign considering the films in question. 19:09.274 --> 19:10.455 It's a good thing you haven't seen them. 19:10.675 --> 19:11.616 What about this Star Wars stuff? 19:11.636 --> 19:13.157 Are you excited about possibly winning that? 19:13.537 --> 19:18.021 Well, I kind of thought I might as well just ring in anyway because it is Star Wars stuff, you know. 19:18.041 --> 19:20.323 Sorry, that doesn't sound like you're very excited. 19:21.107 --> 19:22.608 No, seriously, I am. 19:22.828 --> 19:25.730 Rory, you realise some people are crazy about this. 19:25.810 --> 19:28.272 Apparently it's really good as well, the Star Wars animated thing. 19:28.632 --> 19:32.735 Yeah, my brother's quite a bit of a fan, so... Good, as long as it goes to someone who'd be very excited. 19:32.775 --> 19:36.678 OK, Rory, please, when I tell you to say the name of this actor, if you're correct, Adam will wake up. 19:36.758 --> 19:38.919 If you're wrong, he may be asleep forever. 19:39.920 --> 19:40.980 OK, say the name now, Rory. 19:41.821 --> 19:43.042 Diane Lane. 19:45.699 --> 19:46.921 Ah, Rory! 19:47.121 --> 19:48.363 Rory, congratulations. 19:48.623 --> 19:52.829 So Rory, just take us through the films there, because this is a real parade of rubbish. 19:53.490 --> 19:55.052 Well, I didn't know the first one. 19:55.072 --> 19:57.655 The second one it sounded like Under the Tuscan Sun. 19:58.156 --> 19:59.538 Have you seen that monstrosity? 20:00.078 --> 20:05.202 No, but I kind of saw the trailer and thought this is exactly the film I do not want to see. 20:05.302 --> 20:06.983 It's breathtaking, isn't it, Adam? 20:07.263 --> 20:11.746 It's sort of aimed at ladies, chocolate-eating, pink-wearing ladies. 20:11.866 --> 20:12.967 Really stupid ladies. 20:13.047 --> 20:15.329 But it's awful, terrible stuff. 20:15.529 --> 20:19.751 And the first one, incidentally, was The Glass House with Lily Sobieski. 20:19.851 --> 20:21.532 Also with Lily Sobieski. 20:21.592 --> 20:21.812 Yeah. 20:22.272 --> 20:24.013 And Diane Lane doesn't get much of a look in that. 20:24.053 --> 20:26.173 She just plays a kind of drug-addicted nurse. 20:26.213 --> 20:27.854 Does Rory... Rory, do you know any of the others? 20:28.114 --> 20:29.815 Was the last one Unfaithful? 20:29.935 --> 20:30.615 Was she in that one? 20:30.715 --> 20:31.336 That's right. 20:31.436 --> 20:36.838 It was Unfaithful and she cheats on Richard Gere with the sexy French man. 20:36.858 --> 20:38.158 Dirty foreign man. 20:38.218 --> 20:39.259 Rory, have you seen Unfaithful? 20:39.912 --> 20:40.513 No, I haven't. 20:40.813 --> 20:42.255 I've seen the poster, though. 20:42.275 --> 20:42.815 Oh, well done. 20:42.855 --> 20:44.257 There's some rather good roughty. 20:44.417 --> 20:45.558 I've seen the poster. 20:45.779 --> 20:47.861 The poster's not as good as the film, you know, Rory. 20:48.502 --> 20:50.104 The film is even better than the poster. 20:50.144 --> 20:51.165 I quite like Unfaithful. 20:51.974 --> 20:54.215 Oh, well, I should definitely go and watch it then. 20:54.335 --> 20:58.456 Yeah, it's got some good, filthy action in it as well, and she's very good in it, I think. 20:58.916 --> 21:06.599 Yeah, she sort of gets all the parts that are written for really thick American women who are very spiritual, but yet stupid. 21:06.639 --> 21:12.721 Well, she's very beautiful by her name, but she's got quite big bags under her eyes, so it adds a sort of intellectual aspect. 21:12.941 --> 21:13.421 Do you know what I mean? 21:13.441 --> 21:14.322 Yeah, that's what bags do. 21:15.942 --> 21:18.543 Yeah, in all honesty, I don't think I've actually ever seen a film she's in. 21:18.563 --> 21:20.184 So, there we go. 21:20.224 --> 21:20.484 Right. 21:20.704 --> 21:21.605 Yeah, don't worry, man. 21:21.965 --> 21:22.665 You must have seen it. 21:22.725 --> 21:23.786 Isn't she in The Perfect Storm? 21:23.986 --> 21:24.566 She is in The Perfect Storm. 21:24.586 --> 21:25.987 You've seen The Perfect Storm, haven't you, Rory? 21:26.707 --> 21:26.807 No. 21:27.207 --> 21:27.827 It's got a big wave. 21:27.867 --> 21:28.748 Put your finger out. 21:29.868 --> 21:31.049 What films do you watch, Rory? 21:31.069 --> 21:31.989 What's the last film you saw? 21:32.650 --> 21:35.291 Last film I saw, I don't know. 21:35.391 --> 21:37.512 My favourite films, I quite like Evil Dead 2. 21:38.844 --> 21:41.447 And Dead Man's Shoes as well. 21:41.767 --> 21:43.569 Oh, Dead Man's Shoes is fantastic, isn't it? 21:43.609 --> 21:44.410 What a great film. 21:44.470 --> 21:45.631 Looking forward to the DVD. 21:45.651 --> 21:46.852 Well, you've got good taste, Rory. 21:46.872 --> 21:47.453 That's your problem. 21:47.993 --> 21:50.696 And you've won some Star Wars goodies as a reward. 21:50.736 --> 21:51.337 Thanks for calling. 21:51.357 --> 21:51.977 Thanks for listening. 21:51.997 --> 21:52.598 Congratulations. 21:53.001 --> 21:55.802 Thanks very much for calling in, Rory, and thanks to everyone who called in for that. 21:55.842 --> 21:58.023 That was quite semi-tricky. 21:58.763 --> 22:04.625 It wasn't immediately obvious it was the glass house I was talking about, and it's not a film that very many people would necessarily have seen. 22:04.725 --> 22:05.085 I've seen it. 22:05.665 --> 22:05.925 Have you? 22:05.985 --> 22:07.146 And you quite liked it, didn't you? 22:07.246 --> 22:09.146 I've got it on DVD. 22:09.346 --> 22:09.486 Yeah. 22:09.506 --> 22:09.486 $24.99. 22:09.546 --> 22:10.327 What a lunatic. 22:10.387 --> 22:11.567 I think I paid that as well. 22:12.047 --> 22:14.668 Rushed out and bought it on import like a kind of jerk. 22:14.828 --> 22:17.289 This is element Joe on XFM, and this is the others. 22:22.432 --> 22:24.713 That is The Others with William. 22:25.073 --> 22:26.773 Uh, Brian, can you correct me if I'm wrong? 22:26.933 --> 22:29.394 Uh, The Others, were they on the NME the other week? 22:29.494 --> 22:30.274 The cover of the NME? 22:30.294 --> 22:31.374 Do you know that? 22:31.515 --> 22:33.455 And they look ridiculous, don't they? 22:33.495 --> 22:34.655 Well, who was on the cover? 22:35.016 --> 22:36.236 There was some- The Kaiser Chiefs. 22:36.256 --> 22:37.116 Was it The Kaiser Chiefs? 22:37.456 --> 22:38.576 Are you thinking of The Bravery? 22:38.977 --> 22:39.837 Maybe it's The Bravery. 22:39.857 --> 22:42.958 The Bravery sort of looked like, uh, Marko from Adam and the Ants. 22:43.118 --> 22:43.758 Yeah, that's right. 22:43.778 --> 22:46.979 They looked like Adam and the Ants towards the end of their career already. 22:46.999 --> 22:47.899 Yeah, but that's OK. 22:48.359 --> 22:48.979 It's OK. 22:48.999 --> 22:51.020 It's good for rock stars to have stupid hair. 22:51.460 --> 22:52.140 I suppose so. 22:52.160 --> 22:53.501 Everything's so conservative at the moment. 22:53.561 --> 22:57.522 I think it's good to have stupid rock stars with idiotic hair and paint on their faces. 22:57.622 --> 22:58.382 Crazy makeup. 22:58.542 --> 23:02.843 Hey, just want to remind people that you can hear XFM in Liverpool now, okay? 23:03.543 --> 23:05.124 And the reception apparently is amazing. 23:05.164 --> 23:08.965 So go to Liverpool now and you'll be able to listen to XFM on 105.8 FM. 23:08.985 --> 23:11.226 105.8 FM, XFM in Liverpool now, in the next hour. 23:16.127 --> 23:23.635 We have got Ditties in the Dock coming up at the end, of course, and that means a chance to win more prizes for everyone who phones in. 23:24.216 --> 23:28.780 You will walk away with a copy of 80s Soul Weekender, is that right? 23:29.261 --> 23:33.786 Which is a really good triple CD compilation of loads of really good stuff. 23:33.826 --> 23:34.086 Yeah. 23:34.346 --> 23:37.289 Everybody who votes in Ditties in the Dock and gets on air will win one of those. 23:38.343 --> 23:39.604 That's all I've got to say. 23:39.624 --> 23:42.005 It sounded as if it was going sort of really amazing. 23:42.025 --> 23:44.046 It's the current contemporary upward inflection. 23:44.106 --> 23:46.467 And then it hit a kind of inflection wall. 23:46.887 --> 23:50.949 And of course, I've been watching a great deal of Channel 5 programs this week, Joe. 23:51.249 --> 23:51.489 Right. 23:51.629 --> 23:55.471 Channel 5 seems to be the new something, maybe the new Channel 4, I don't know. 23:55.972 --> 23:59.313 But I want to talk about some of the programs that I've been wading through on Channel 5. 24:00.614 --> 24:02.275 Anything else that you'd like to get off your chest? 24:02.375 --> 24:04.696 I've got a great deal to get off my chest in the second hour of the show. 24:05.656 --> 24:07.957 I'd like to talk about the air freshener that mounts on the door frame. 24:09.258 --> 24:11.499 I'd like to talk about the toothbrush with the tongue scraper on its back. 24:12.259 --> 24:18.822 And I'd like to talk about the battery operated razor from Gillette that raises the hairs on your face through electricity. 24:19.302 --> 24:21.403 But do you do voiceovers for Gillette? 24:21.903 --> 24:23.004 I did one, yeah. 24:23.084 --> 24:24.064 Maybe you're not allowed to. 24:24.084 --> 24:25.285 Oh, I don't know. 24:25.405 --> 24:25.945 Talk about it. 24:26.613 --> 24:28.714 No, I did- I did one for a disposable razor. 24:28.954 --> 24:29.234 OK. 24:29.434 --> 24:29.714 OK. 24:30.155 --> 24:35.397 And, uh, so I can say anything I want about any other Gillette product, but I'm generally pro-Gillette, so I won't have any problem. 24:35.417 --> 24:35.497 Yeah. 24:35.517 --> 24:38.978 Yeah, but you know, these are little sort of throwaway conversations that really don't deserve to be teased. 24:39.199 --> 24:39.359 No. 24:39.519 --> 24:40.179 But I've done it now. 24:40.399 --> 24:40.739 Anyway. 24:41.079 --> 24:42.620 We'll be back sh-sh-shortly. 24:47.819 --> 24:50.061 That's the phonics with Dakota. 24:50.101 --> 25:09.740 Now, you might like to know if you're a stereophonic fan that this week, in conjunction with the Sunday Times Entertainment Show on DVD giveaway DVD that they have, which is little clips and things of exciting stuff coming out, Sarah Darling on XFM is giving away signed copies of the new Stereophonics album, and one person could win tickets to Milan. 25:10.000 --> 25:11.200 to see the phonics live. 25:11.320 --> 25:12.141 Imagine that. 25:12.181 --> 25:14.401 That would be a fantastic time if you're a Stereophonics fan, if you hated the Stereophonics. 25:14.421 --> 25:15.341 You could just go and not- not see them. 25:15.361 --> 25:16.362 You could just- You could flog the tickets. 25:16.382 --> 25:16.922 You could flog the tickets. 25:16.942 --> 25:33.166 You could spend the money on- You could spend the money on- You could spend the money on- You could spend the money on- You could spend the money on- You could spend the money on- You could spend the money on- You could spend the money on- You could spend the money on- You could spend the money on- You could spend the money on- You could spend the money on- You could spend the money on- You could spend the money on- You could spend the money on- You could spend the money on- You could spend the money on- You could spend the money on- You could spend the money on- You could spend the money on- You could spend the money on- You could spend the money on- You could spend the money on 25:33.346 --> 25:36.728 He's, er, sitting on the South Bank reading the paper, basking in the sun and listening to us. 25:37.069 --> 25:37.669 Oh, that's nice. 25:37.709 --> 25:38.250 Isn't that nice? 25:38.270 --> 25:40.171 South Bank on a sunny Saturday afternoon. 25:40.391 --> 25:40.751 Yeah. 25:40.851 --> 25:41.672 We love the South Bank. 25:41.692 --> 25:47.596 We spent many years, Adam and me, er, with the guitar writing songs on the end of the pier at the South Bank near the Oxo Tower. 25:47.756 --> 25:48.457 That's right. 25:48.537 --> 25:48.857 Yeah. 25:48.917 --> 25:50.258 Having wonderful times. 25:50.658 --> 25:52.139 Now, here's some shock TV news. 25:52.719 --> 26:01.203 The rights to the new series by Bose Lecter Man, it's called A Bear's Tale, have already been sold for one million pounds for DVD rights. 26:02.163 --> 26:02.923 Isn't that shocking? 26:02.963 --> 26:05.925 That's the sort of thing that used to make Adam and me quite upset. 26:06.385 --> 26:08.786 And now we're dealing with it really well by talking about it. 26:11.747 --> 26:14.770 The rights to our DVD go for a million pounds. 26:14.830 --> 26:15.450 Cos they haven't. 26:15.470 --> 26:20.755 We've got nothing as genius and inspired as a little Willy coming out of a bear. 26:20.815 --> 26:21.355 Come on, man. 26:21.395 --> 26:24.658 If we'd thought of something that true, we'd deserve lots of money. 26:25.799 --> 26:26.540 But we haven't and we don't. 26:27.380 --> 26:29.141 Now, Doctor Who is not tonight. 26:29.341 --> 26:31.242 It's next week, I think, it starts. 26:31.302 --> 26:35.483 Tonight is a special evening of Doctor Who-themed programmes on BBC Two, if you're a fan. 26:35.963 --> 26:37.404 You might like to check those out. 26:37.704 --> 26:41.646 But mainly, I've been kind of sucked into the dirty world of Channel 5 this week. 26:42.746 --> 26:46.848 And I've just found myself, I guess, on the back of, off the back of Make Me a Supermodel. 26:47.188 --> 26:48.568 I sort of stay watching it, you know? 26:49.028 --> 26:51.529 And just see what's happening around about midnight. 26:51.549 --> 26:55.371 And there's quite a few weird little bits and pieces of stuff they've got on there. 26:55.751 --> 26:58.052 Have you seen That's So Last Week, for example? 26:58.072 --> 26:58.312 Yes. 26:59.112 --> 26:59.393 I have. 26:59.433 --> 27:01.633 That's So Last Week is a sort of topical discussion show. 27:01.793 --> 27:06.816 Yeah, every channel seems to have one at the moment, with comedians on it making widescracks. 27:06.836 --> 27:07.996 But they're just talking to a camera, aren't they? 27:08.016 --> 27:10.357 They're not sort of round a table, they're just talking to a camera. 27:10.517 --> 27:12.698 Yeah, it's like- Saying supposedly funny things about the week. 27:12.978 --> 27:18.320 They're against a blue screen and they're projecting... There's one on BBC 4 with Marcus Brigstock. 27:18.800 --> 27:19.300 That's right. 27:19.380 --> 27:23.261 I forget what that one's called, The Week or something, or this... I can't remember what it's called. 27:23.641 --> 27:24.661 This is extremely weak. 27:24.861 --> 27:26.942 Yeah, everyone's having a go at the format, aren't they? 27:27.182 --> 27:27.762 Yeah, yeah. 27:27.882 --> 27:30.603 It's guaranteed to... I don't know what it's guaranteed to do. 27:30.623 --> 27:32.644 It's guaranteed to drive you mental. 27:32.824 --> 27:36.985 The one on Channel 5, they've got... He actually says, who's the guy that hosts it? 27:37.005 --> 27:37.845 It's Dougie, isn't it? 27:37.925 --> 27:38.505 The Scottish guy. 27:38.525 --> 27:39.906 Yeah, with very big, bright eyes. 27:39.966 --> 27:40.966 Yeah, he's a nice guy, Dougie. 27:41.606 --> 28:04.225 and he sort of hosts the whole thing nominally and then he says he tells you what's happened this week and he says let's see what our comedians make of this week's top stories as if I mean if ever there was a sentence guaranteed to send a chill into your heart yeah it's that one I mean even if you're you know you're about to wheel on Robin Williams and and Lenny Henry I'm trying to think of big comedians 28:04.785 --> 28:15.916 You know, that would still be pretty bad, but the fact is that on That's So Last Week on Channel 5, they've got a series of very, I mean, comedians that maybe started being comedians a week ago. 28:15.936 --> 28:17.137 I tell you who they have got on that. 28:17.157 --> 28:18.658 Do they not have Big Cook Little Cook on it? 28:18.698 --> 28:20.660 I was gonna say, they've got- Big Cook Little Cook. 28:20.680 --> 28:21.441 Ben and Small. 28:21.961 --> 28:26.225 Yeah, but you know, that rather freaked me out because turns out Little Cook isn't little. 28:26.846 --> 28:28.387 he's the same size as Big Cook. 28:28.808 --> 28:36.975 And if I had a child who was into Big Cook, Little Cook, and they stumbled on, you know, fancied a bit of topical comedy, late night topical comedy, that child would be freaked out. 28:36.995 --> 28:38.156 Ricky and Steve talk over each other. 28:44.821 --> 28:45.121 viewers. 28:45.181 --> 28:46.443 Yeah, I'm so disappointed. 28:46.463 --> 28:50.086 For people who don't know, Big Cook Little Cook is a show that's on the BBC. 28:50.126 --> 28:52.228 I think it's CBB's program early in the morning. 28:52.668 --> 28:53.829 My son likes watching it. 28:54.350 --> 28:55.190 He loves it, in fact. 28:55.551 --> 28:56.191 Oh, it's brilliant. 28:56.251 --> 28:59.574 It's this tiny little mini chef that flies around the world on the back of a spoon. 28:59.734 --> 29:01.055 Yeah, small, he's called. 29:01.115 --> 29:06.000 And his friend Ben is a normal sized person who helps him with his recipes and stuff. 29:06.240 --> 29:07.860 And it generally gets kids into cooking. 29:08.080 --> 29:09.861 And best of all, there's a song about cleaning, right? 29:10.021 --> 29:10.241 Yeah. 29:10.501 --> 29:12.901 So it actually encourages kids to clean things up. 29:13.081 --> 29:21.603 It's responsible with the cleaning messages, but not so responsible with the cooking, because they generally cook things like toffee with Smarties stuck on the top to resemble a train. 29:22.424 --> 29:25.484 And that's not a good diet, I don't think. 29:25.824 --> 29:29.885 But yeah, one of the things I liked about the show was that they play it quite straight on the show. 29:29.905 --> 29:31.566 There's no kind of winking and nudge-nudging. 29:31.626 --> 29:32.846 Yeah, get them off late night, Terry. 29:32.886 --> 29:33.586 Get off. 29:33.906 --> 29:36.687 And suddenly I see them swearing and stuff on that show last week. 29:36.707 --> 29:37.367 And it- I know. 29:37.567 --> 29:46.390 That's like when I saw our friend Poi who presents CBBC, she's a short Asian CBB's presenter, who you'll see a lot on CBB's. 29:46.730 --> 29:50.591 She turns up in Bridget Jones's diary playing a Thai prisoner. 29:50.852 --> 29:51.892 A Thai woman prisoner. 29:53.181 --> 29:54.042 He shouldn't be allowed. 29:54.142 --> 29:57.645 Once you've started entertaining the kids, that's all you should be allowed to do. 29:57.665 --> 29:57.985 Exactly. 29:58.005 --> 29:59.066 Look what happened to Richard Bacon. 30:00.026 --> 30:01.127 Yeah, exactly. 30:01.307 --> 30:02.628 He's a sick freak now. 30:03.309 --> 30:04.790 I don't know what's happening to the world. 30:05.551 --> 30:09.734 Incidentally, this is kind of a link into something I might talk about later, Joe. 30:11.114 --> 30:24.640 And there's a funny article that Richard Herring, ex of Leon Herring or still of Leon Herring, I don't know what, the comedian Richard Herring, has written about Big Cook Little Cook on his blog, his web blog. 30:25.541 --> 30:30.163 And you can check that out by going to richardherring.com, I think. 30:30.603 --> 30:32.024 And you're going to talk about this more later? 30:32.144 --> 30:33.805 Well, no, I want to talk about blogs later. 30:34.246 --> 30:34.686 Oh, right. 30:34.786 --> 30:35.587 Er, yeah, richman.com. 30:35.607 --> 30:36.467 Oh, we haven't got much time. 30:37.028 --> 30:37.588 No, exactly. 30:37.748 --> 30:38.889 Well, we've got nice time. 30:38.909 --> 30:42.071 Yeah, what am I going to do about my doorframe-mounted air freshener? 30:42.091 --> 30:42.932 We'll talk about that next. 30:43.072 --> 30:44.112 This is Adam and Joe on XFM. 30:50.043 --> 30:50.864 There you go. 30:50.904 --> 30:52.205 It's a little free play for you there. 30:52.225 --> 30:53.166 That's the Velvet Underground. 30:53.206 --> 30:54.107 That's nice, the sun. 30:54.147 --> 30:55.869 I've got an ambiguous relationship with the sun. 30:56.990 --> 30:57.230 Why? 30:57.411 --> 31:01.074 Well, it's obviously lovely for a bit, but then it starts to burn your skin and give you cancer. 31:01.835 --> 31:04.117 Yeah, but you've got to take precautions. 31:04.438 --> 31:04.778 I know. 31:04.798 --> 31:07.441 But I'm just saying I've got an ambiguous relationship with the sun. 31:07.801 --> 31:08.261 Ambivalent. 31:08.962 --> 31:10.424 I can make you a... I don't know. 31:10.484 --> 31:10.905 Either would do. 31:11.245 --> 31:13.388 This is Adam and Jo on XFM. 31:13.408 --> 31:14.449 40 minutes of our show left. 31:14.830 --> 31:18.214 I'd like to talk about this fantastic new air freshener that mounts on the door frame. 31:18.234 --> 31:19.015 Have you seen this, Adam? 31:19.376 --> 31:20.958 Yeah, looks fantastic. 31:21.238 --> 31:23.782 I'm sort of addicted to product evolutions. 31:24.082 --> 31:28.224 Products that are absolutely fine, toothbrushes, razors, air fresheners, there's no problem with them. 31:28.244 --> 31:28.604 They're fine. 31:28.624 --> 31:29.545 They could just leave them alone. 31:29.785 --> 31:33.287 But yet they have to invent a new thing to keep us buying them every year, right? 31:33.307 --> 31:35.388 So it's good fun to try and guess what they're going to do. 31:35.588 --> 31:36.229 I've never done it. 31:36.869 --> 31:39.110 But it must be possible to guess what they're going to do. 31:39.390 --> 31:43.973 So when I saw the latest evolution in air fresheners, an air fresher that mounted to your door frame, 31:44.993 --> 31:55.465 And it's basically triggered by a little switch that's mounted onto the door, so every time the door opens and closes, they use that mechanism to pump a little squirt of petal fragrance. 31:55.766 --> 31:58.288 And the advert features a man who's done a stinky poo. 31:58.349 --> 31:59.390 A man does a stinker. 31:59.790 --> 32:02.412 And a sexy, sexy lady's about to use the loo after him. 32:02.432 --> 32:03.433 And he's worried. 32:03.493 --> 32:04.854 He's an ugly, nerdy man, isn't he? 32:04.874 --> 32:06.995 Cos they're the kind of people that do smelly poos. 32:07.315 --> 32:07.896 Absolutely right. 32:07.956 --> 32:08.576 Ugly nerds. 32:08.616 --> 32:15.020 Yeah, and he's worried that the sexy girl's gonna go in and smell the smells of his private areas and not like it. 32:15.301 --> 32:15.741 Exactly. 32:15.781 --> 32:18.663 She'll come out and she'll go, you disgust me, you nerd. 32:18.763 --> 32:24.487 And this is a very good idea because they're talking about that moment when the stink of the previous occupant hits you the second you walk in the door. 32:25.107 --> 32:30.992 So that wouldn't be taken care of by, for instance, an edge-mounted air freshener. 32:31.032 --> 32:34.114 Wouldn't be taken care of by a plug-in freshener. 32:34.554 --> 32:36.016 Needs to be right by the door. 32:36.636 --> 32:37.357 Right by the door. 32:37.817 --> 32:38.618 But I don't know. 32:38.638 --> 32:43.821 I mean, thinking it through, A, would it not just sort of almost pump directly into her face? 32:44.762 --> 32:48.904 She'd just walk into this powerful chemical cloud of petal stink. 32:49.325 --> 32:53.367 It might sting her lovely eyes and make her bleed almost as if she's been maced. 32:54.127 --> 32:57.849 Also, the other thing about air fresheners... I don't personally use air fresheners at all. 32:58.169 --> 32:58.589 You should. 32:58.670 --> 32:59.490 Well, I open a window. 32:59.510 --> 33:00.410 There's a window in my low. 33:00.430 --> 33:01.711 I just open the window wide. 33:01.791 --> 33:02.712 What if there's no window? 33:03.012 --> 33:04.833 Well, then maybe use an air freshener. 33:05.093 --> 33:05.453 I don't know. 33:05.533 --> 33:08.415 But basically, I think they don't get rid of the smell, do they? 33:08.995 --> 33:10.436 Just makes it smell like pooey petals. 33:11.215 --> 33:12.416 No, they cover the smell. 33:12.436 --> 33:13.457 That's all it's designed to do. 33:13.537 --> 33:15.179 It's just designed to distract you a little bit. 33:15.199 --> 33:23.686 I mean, it's almost as embarrassing sometimes if you've really caused a fog in there and you go with the air freshener, then it's just a sign saying there's been a massive accident. 33:23.706 --> 33:25.068 Well, it's tiny bit extra revolting, isn't it? 33:25.148 --> 33:26.169 It's extra revolting. 33:26.209 --> 33:29.772 It's like sort of putting some cherries on a dog turd. 33:31.249 --> 33:35.033 It doesn't make it any more tasty or pleasing to the eye. 33:35.053 --> 33:35.754 I don't know. 33:36.495 --> 33:37.015 I don't know. 33:37.135 --> 33:38.757 Petal fragrance poo. 33:39.558 --> 33:49.488 And of course this new razor, dry razor, non-electric razor, but it's got one AA battery in it that electrifies your skin and supposedly lifts the bristles. 33:50.247 --> 33:51.088 What do you reckon on that? 33:51.788 --> 33:52.949 That's pretty incredible, isn't it? 33:52.989 --> 33:55.491 They've put the shaving gel in the razor. 33:55.991 --> 33:57.633 They've got how many blades now? 33:57.753 --> 33:58.093 Five? 33:58.113 --> 33:59.154 About five or six. 33:59.174 --> 34:00.935 They've maxed out on five or eight. 34:01.396 --> 34:03.037 Brian's saying there's nine, ten. 34:03.397 --> 34:04.558 We've gone up to ten blades. 34:04.578 --> 34:04.918 Ten blades. 34:04.938 --> 34:06.019 A lubra strip. 34:06.380 --> 34:06.560 Yeah. 34:07.000 --> 34:09.882 So basically, and now, where could they have gone from there? 34:09.902 --> 34:10.803 They're geniuses. 34:10.823 --> 34:12.805 Why do you need the foam and the lubra strip? 34:12.885 --> 34:13.885 So you don't have to pick it up. 34:13.966 --> 34:14.206 You can just... 34:17.228 --> 34:18.089 while you're shaving. 34:18.289 --> 34:18.789 And there it is. 34:18.829 --> 34:22.032 Steve But doesn't the gel inside do the same job as the lubra strip? 34:22.072 --> 34:22.492 Doesn't matter. 34:22.512 --> 34:24.694 Ricky Well, you can't have too many lubras and gels. 34:24.714 --> 34:27.977 Steve Can I just tell you that you have really sold this product to me. 34:28.137 --> 34:34.562 And I- Ricky Well, it's a- I just wonder whether anyone's used it, whether it's worked, cause, uh, of course the next innovation might be actually haunted razors. 34:34.582 --> 34:35.562 Steve Haunted? 34:35.582 --> 34:36.623 Ricky With ghosts in them. 34:36.643 --> 34:37.344 Steve Why? 34:37.364 --> 34:38.985 Ricky To make your hair stand up, I mean. 34:39.385 --> 34:43.549 Steve Laughs Steve Man, you could be on that show, that's so last week. 34:43.569 --> 34:44.750 Ricky I- I don't know, thanks, man. 34:44.770 --> 34:45.210 Steve Laughs 34:46.135 --> 34:48.417 Wow, I wish I could guess the next thing though. 34:48.437 --> 34:50.059 What are they going to do to razors next? 34:50.139 --> 34:51.079 It's got to be guessable. 34:51.560 --> 34:56.304 They've got a battery in the handle, gel in the handle, ten blades, lube. 34:56.484 --> 35:00.247 What about a little UV light that tans your skin, gives you a tan while you shave? 35:01.008 --> 35:07.394 Yeah, or some kind of little bleach strip to give you a sort of nice bleaching, trendy bleaching effect. 35:07.614 --> 35:12.018 What about a belt mounted air freshener that hangs off your belt down your bum crack? 35:12.827 --> 35:13.767 That's good, that's nice. 35:13.808 --> 35:20.191 And it actually applies the freshener directly to the outgoing feces. 35:20.491 --> 35:23.052 That's- that's good, but it's a sunny day. 35:23.152 --> 35:24.393 I just want to remind you it's a sunny day. 35:24.413 --> 35:24.633 Sorry. 35:24.693 --> 35:25.454 What about pills? 35:25.554 --> 35:26.074 What about that? 35:26.094 --> 35:26.614 It's only 2.25. 35:26.914 --> 35:27.255 Alright. 35:27.295 --> 35:30.076 Maybe if anyone's got any suggestions out there, they might like to email us. 35:30.096 --> 35:33.058 We must be able to second guess the scientists at Gillette and Erwick. 35:33.338 --> 35:36.459 Well, let's listen to some adverts and maybe we'll get some inspiration. 35:36.519 --> 35:37.760 This is Adam and Joe on XFM. 35:38.700 --> 35:39.201 XFM. 35:42.025 --> 35:47.088 That's the bravery there from New York and they're a hot tip for bigness this year. 35:47.808 --> 35:51.010 You heard it here first and that song was called An Honest Mistake. 35:51.490 --> 35:57.193 So thanks everybody who's texted in trying to predict the next innovation in razor technology or indeed air freshen technology. 35:57.213 --> 36:05.538 We were just talking about the razor with a battery in its handle and the air freshener that mounts to the door frame and squirts pretty ladies with chemicals in the eyes. 36:06.418 --> 36:08.479 We've had a very good text from who? 36:08.979 --> 36:09.400 Caro. 36:10.140 --> 36:10.921 C-A-R-O. 36:11.201 --> 36:11.861 Anthony Caro. 36:11.981 --> 36:12.522 Anthony Caro. 36:12.842 --> 36:23.268 And his theory is that, er, aftershave manufacturers will sort of merge with er, razor manufacturers, so you'll get a razor with actual CK1 in it. 36:23.449 --> 36:24.029 Good idea. 36:24.269 --> 36:36.057 For the fashion-aware modern male, the Lubri strip will be infused with trendy cologne scents like Calvin Klein Crave or CK1, so you'll shave and you'll come away from the shave smelling like a sexy stinker. 36:37.177 --> 36:41.401 And, uh, John has suggested one big chin-shaped blade. 36:41.721 --> 36:45.324 So basically you'd have a little handle, it would be a bit like a hoe, wouldn't it? 36:45.344 --> 36:49.467 And then you'd have, or, you know, what is one of those things, like a- you'd have a big blade. 36:49.767 --> 36:50.888 The shape of a chin. 36:50.908 --> 36:53.710 Uh, made of the same- well, now he's getting silly now. 36:53.750 --> 36:57.473 Made of the same stuff as the T-1000 in the Terminator, which is- That's not real. 36:57.493 --> 36:58.774 No, that's computer-animated. 36:58.794 --> 36:59.735 I don't think it's real. 36:59.815 --> 37:00.676 Ah, but that would be quite good. 37:00.696 --> 37:02.577 So you'd just drag this blade down your face. 37:02.617 --> 37:04.099 It might actually shave your lips off. 37:04.739 --> 37:06.220 It would hurt you quite badly, I would say. 37:06.240 --> 37:08.761 It would actually probably just slice the bottom of your face off. 37:08.881 --> 37:09.882 And cut your throat. 37:10.102 --> 37:12.403 Cut your throat, but it would be a very close shave. 37:12.803 --> 37:13.403 It would! 37:13.443 --> 37:18.926 Yeah, and then you wouldn't have to put on any lipstick, cos there'd be blood all over your face. 37:19.066 --> 37:19.587 Good thought. 37:19.647 --> 37:21.047 Thanks very much for those emails. 37:21.287 --> 37:21.548 Thanks. 37:21.868 --> 37:22.688 They were texts. 37:23.068 --> 37:23.849 And texts. 37:23.909 --> 37:25.249 This is Adam and John, XFM. 37:25.289 --> 37:27.070 Here's a classic from the vaults now. 37:27.531 --> 37:29.171 From the Echo... The vaults. 37:29.632 --> 37:29.832 Yeah. 37:30.532 --> 37:31.413 What's wrong with the vaults? 37:31.493 --> 37:32.693 It's a little bit of shorthand. 37:33.053 --> 37:33.594 The vaults! 37:33.654 --> 37:34.674 The XFM vaults! 37:34.794 --> 37:35.495 The rock vaults! 37:35.555 --> 37:36.295 The indie vaults! 37:37.296 --> 37:42.218 It's where Akko and the Bunnymen live, and here they are with their classic cut, The Cutter. 37:48.018 --> 37:48.839 That's fantastic. 37:49.320 --> 37:50.822 Echo and the Bunnymen with the Cutter. 37:50.963 --> 37:53.246 This is Adam and Joe on XFM. 37:53.466 --> 37:59.976 Now, just before we launched Ditties in the Dock, I just wanted to talk about blogs a tiny bit. 38:01.058 --> 38:02.901 Now, Joe, you don't have a blog, do you? 38:03.461 --> 38:03.541 No. 38:04.142 --> 38:05.162 and I don't have a blog. 38:05.682 --> 38:10.924 And, uh, I don't really know that much about blogs except for the fact that they are web- it's short for web blog, right? 38:10.944 --> 38:12.264 Steve Yeah, it's just an online diary. 38:12.284 --> 38:13.204 Ricky Online diary. 38:13.224 --> 38:13.524 Steve Yeah. 38:13.544 --> 38:17.285 Ricky But it- the other thing it is, is a sort of series of links. 38:17.565 --> 38:20.086 You know, people put up their things they're enthusiastic about. 38:20.466 --> 38:25.167 The only reason I mention them is because our friend Graham, who actually phoned earlier on trying to nick that, uh, 38:26.047 --> 38:27.309 picture that we gave away, yeah. 38:27.809 --> 38:34.738 But he's just started his own blog, and, um, he's a writer, he's a comedy writer, wrote Father Ted and Black Books and things like that. 38:35.318 --> 38:40.665 So he's always on top of lots of interesting things, and he's got amazing links on his web blog. 38:40.685 --> 38:41.366 Steve sounds a bit rude. 38:42.168 --> 38:44.611 what, being on top of interesting things and having amazing links? 38:45.111 --> 38:46.593 Well I can't help it, that's just what he's like. 38:48.055 --> 38:51.659 There's a cartoon, a sort of web animation called Strong Bad, have you ever seen that? 38:51.959 --> 38:54.462 Oh it's funny stuff man, you should go and check it out. 38:54.722 --> 39:00.749 If you're interested in Graham's log, it is www.livejournal.com. 39:01.650 --> 39:01.890 What? 39:02.230 --> 39:02.670 Nothing. 39:03.210 --> 39:04.271 Brian was making faces. 39:04.471 --> 39:04.631 Why? 39:04.671 --> 39:06.731 Because- Because I'm plugging Graham's blog. 39:06.771 --> 39:07.212 Yeah, go on. 39:07.432 --> 39:07.732 Keep going. 39:07.832 --> 39:08.472 It's a good blog. 39:08.652 --> 39:09.132 It is a good blog. 39:09.152 --> 39:12.333 I tell you what- And I feel as if I'm talking about it, then I should tell people where it is. 39:12.373 --> 39:15.074 Livejournal.com forward slash users. 39:15.154 --> 39:16.034 Is Graham happy with that? 39:16.334 --> 39:17.694 Yeah, yeah, I asked him if he didn't mind. 39:17.714 --> 39:22.496 I tell you, there was one- I mean, the terrible thing is, these are the sort of things that go around offices, aren't they? 39:22.656 --> 39:23.936 And like these little films. 39:24.076 --> 39:26.318 No, but this- the point of this is that it's a good one. 39:26.478 --> 39:32.904 It is a good one, because I saw one of Graham's blog that people may have seen with a guy giving a gun in- a gun safety class who shoots himself in the foot. 39:33.144 --> 39:34.485 I couldn't download that one, is it real? 39:34.505 --> 39:34.825 That's hilarious. 39:34.865 --> 39:35.906 That's genuinely very funny. 39:36.287 --> 39:36.707 Yeah. 39:37.127 --> 39:40.630 I can't read out this whole thing because it's just so long, the address. 39:42.152 --> 39:46.656 Livejournal.com forward slash users forward slash tau dash forward slash. 39:47.556 --> 39:51.281 Ricky and Steve laugh Ricky and Steve laugh Ricky and Steve laugh 40:03.775 --> 40:04.756 One minute past five. 40:04.976 --> 40:05.297 Yes! 40:05.717 --> 40:07.559 The Dutch government has finally fallen. 40:07.759 --> 40:08.980 Now we can get a real government. 40:09.401 --> 40:10.222 That sounds interesting. 40:10.482 --> 40:13.205 You know, the problem with blogs is one day there'll be more blogs than people to read them. 40:13.225 --> 40:14.085 I mean, there probably already are. 40:14.106 --> 40:15.827 If everyone in the world has a blog, who's reading these things? 40:15.887 --> 40:18.150 It's like just, you know, what's the point? 40:18.750 --> 40:20.932 Well, the point is like Graham's ones, which are good. 40:20.952 --> 40:22.574 Yeah, to make them good, exactly. 40:23.275 --> 40:24.156 Anyway, there you go. 40:24.176 --> 40:27.319 I was just... It's time now for Ditties In The Dark. 40:30.939 --> 40:37.364 And remember this week you can win, everybody who calls and gets on air wins a triple CD collection called The 80's Soul Weekender. 40:37.384 --> 40:41.267 It's full of classic 80's soul, what sort of tracks on there Adam? 40:41.287 --> 40:43.168 Grab one of them and read some of those out. 40:43.388 --> 40:45.090 Running away by Roy Ayers. 40:45.150 --> 40:45.730 Oh classic. 40:46.310 --> 40:47.752 D-Train, you're the one for me. 40:47.792 --> 40:48.372 Oh brilliant. 40:48.492 --> 40:50.614 Ain't no stopping us now, McFadden and Whitehead. 40:50.634 --> 40:53.076 A fantastic collection of 80's soul, that must be worth what, at least £400? £500. 40:55.397 --> 40:57.759 £500 is in the shops now, in case you don't get on air. 40:58.379 --> 40:59.700 Thanks to whoever gave us those. 40:59.980 --> 41:01.321 What a brilliant prize. 41:01.721 --> 41:04.743 And this week's Ditties in the Dock is Bowie covers. 41:04.843 --> 41:06.645 Covers of classic Bowie songs. 41:07.265 --> 41:08.506 Why don't you go first, Alan Buxton? 41:08.906 --> 41:10.487 OK, I'm going for... I'll make this short. 41:10.827 --> 41:11.768 I'm going for Bauhaus. 41:12.048 --> 41:13.610 and their version of Ziggy Stardust. 41:14.030 --> 41:16.893 Now, this was the first time I ever heard Ziggy Stardust, in fact. 41:16.953 --> 41:19.575 I heard Bauhaus' version when it was in the charts in the early 80s. 41:20.056 --> 41:21.277 I thought, this is good. 41:21.297 --> 41:22.498 This is important stuff. 41:22.859 --> 41:25.461 Didn't even realize it was a cover of Bowie at that point. 41:25.781 --> 41:30.146 And then when I finally did hear Bowie's own version of Ziggy Stardust, I thought it was lacking. 41:30.466 --> 41:35.531 I thought Bauhaus had nailed Stardust more splendidly than Bowie himself. 41:35.811 --> 41:36.051 Wow. 41:36.111 --> 41:37.952 Just with more gush and more gush? 41:38.112 --> 41:38.552 More gush. 41:38.732 --> 41:39.152 That's good. 41:39.212 --> 41:39.952 That's disgusting. 41:40.233 --> 41:41.933 Relish and gusto, that's what I was thinking of. 41:41.973 --> 41:43.354 Some relish and some gusto. 41:43.934 --> 41:47.755 And it was covered with both relish and gusto, the Bauhaus version. 41:48.075 --> 41:51.896 And it sounds really very relevant, if I can use that word today. 41:52.297 --> 41:54.217 It's just, it rocks, okay? 41:54.237 --> 41:55.157 And that's all I'm saying. 41:55.238 --> 41:56.598 Bauhaus with Ziggy Stardust. 41:56.718 --> 42:04.684 So there you go, you get to call 08712221049 and vote for either Bauhaus' cover of what I've totally forgotten what it is, what is it? 42:04.704 --> 42:04.964 Ziggy. 42:05.084 --> 42:14.411 Ziggy Stardust, or my choice, Joe Cornish's choice, Joe Cornish, is Bowie's classic song, The Man Who Sold The World, covered by Nirvana. 42:16.352 --> 42:19.615 Similarly, this is a better version, I think, than Bowie's actual version. 42:20.596 --> 42:21.437 I don't know, I think so. 42:21.537 --> 42:28.903 It's from their unplugged performance in 1993, shortly before Kurt Cobain was found dead. 42:29.304 --> 42:32.046 There's nothing funny about that. 42:32.086 --> 42:33.287 Just the way you said it, like. 42:33.427 --> 42:39.172 Well, you know, as a news reader, I made my voice sound moroseful, because of course it's very sad. 42:40.113 --> 42:41.714 It was originally recorded by Lulu. 42:42.835 --> 42:47.699 And produced by Bowie, but I think the Nirvana version is is vastly superior. 42:47.819 --> 42:51.022 It's an acoustic version as I've said so there we go It's Bowie. 42:51.042 --> 42:53.243 Sorry originally recorded by you know. 42:53.283 --> 43:05.413 I'm just my brain is is actually crumbling as I speak all sum it up Adam sum it up Well, it was originally recorded by David Bowie, but it was covered by Lulu as well as Nirvana I think I thought it was first recorded by Lulu and 43:06.113 --> 43:08.736 I think it was first recorded by Lulu, then Bowie had it on his album. 43:09.136 --> 43:10.438 Well, that might be the case. 43:10.478 --> 43:11.959 Perhaps someone could confirm that. 43:12.019 --> 43:13.100 I didn't realize that was the case. 43:13.220 --> 43:16.043 There we go, the number's 08712221049. 43:16.183 --> 43:20.107 It's Bauhaus or Nirvana, both with classic Bowie covers. 43:20.227 --> 43:20.888 Get calling. 43:20.908 --> 43:20.968 XFM. 43:27.359 --> 43:29.040 Oh, it's modern neonsic. 43:29.100 --> 43:32.041 Kasabian with clubfoot. 43:32.061 --> 43:35.022 This is Adam and Joe, and this is XFM. 43:36.143 --> 43:38.044 It's Diddy's In The Dock time this week. 43:38.244 --> 43:39.905 It is a Bowie covers play-off. 43:39.965 --> 43:44.367 Bauhaus with Ziggy Stardust versus Nirvana with The Man Who Sold The World. 43:44.387 --> 43:46.448 Adam did very good pitch there for Bauhaus. 43:47.128 --> 43:51.370 I warrant my pitch for Nirvana's The Man Who Sold The World was my worst ever. 43:52.670 --> 43:53.691 You sounded confused. 43:53.711 --> 43:55.052 You didn't sound as if it was your favourite song. 43:55.072 --> 43:55.552 I sounded confused. 43:55.612 --> 43:57.053 I didn't sound like I really cared about it. 43:57.073 --> 43:59.955 Could that be a clue to the truth? 44:00.475 --> 44:01.096 I don't know. 44:01.496 --> 44:02.116 So here we go. 44:02.156 --> 44:03.417 We've got five callers on the line. 44:03.457 --> 44:08.721 Everybody who goes on air wins a copy of the 80s Soul Weekender three CD set. 44:09.141 --> 44:11.142 The very best of 80s soul there. 44:11.943 --> 44:13.344 So first of all we've got Adrian on line one. 44:13.384 --> 44:13.844 Hello Adrian. 44:14.304 --> 44:15.105 Hi, how you doing guys? 44:15.145 --> 44:15.806 Very well, how are you? 44:15.826 --> 44:16.807 Yeah, good thanks. 44:17.127 --> 44:18.208 Good one, is that it then? 44:18.449 --> 44:19.770 Are you enjoying the sunshine? 44:19.790 --> 44:21.131 That's a kind of DJ question. 44:21.432 --> 44:22.833 Are you enjoying the sunshine? 44:22.853 --> 44:28.059 I'm actually just watching the rugby, so I'm a bit... Are you enjoying the rugby? 44:29.395 --> 44:30.275 Yeah, I am actually. 44:30.856 --> 44:33.817 I've got the rugby on silent and I've got you guys on the radio. 44:33.857 --> 44:34.357 Hey! 44:34.577 --> 44:34.897 Well done. 44:35.177 --> 44:36.117 So Adrian, what are you voting for? 44:36.157 --> 44:38.358 Is it going to be Bauhaus or Nirvana? 44:38.918 --> 44:40.439 I'm actually going to go to Bauhaus. 44:40.899 --> 44:41.419 What? 44:42.260 --> 44:42.580 Why? 44:42.680 --> 44:47.321 I think the Nirvana song is a lot better, but you just don't hear it on the radio, the Bauhaus song, so I'm going to go for that. 44:48.022 --> 44:48.882 Ah, interesting logic. 44:48.922 --> 44:49.362 There you go. 44:49.402 --> 44:51.563 So that's 1-0 to Buxton, 1-0 to Bauhaus. 44:51.903 --> 44:53.984 Thanks for calling Adrian, you win that CD. 44:54.344 --> 44:55.624 Jason online too, hello Jason. 44:56.064 --> 44:56.805 Good afternoon, chaps. 44:57.185 --> 44:57.345 Sup? 44:58.194 --> 44:58.855 What's going on? 45:00.115 --> 45:04.038 Have you got some sort of a horn practice going on there? 45:04.279 --> 45:07.941 No, I actually live next door to Park and that's a young boy on his cycle. 45:08.021 --> 45:08.362 Really? 45:08.902 --> 45:11.064 Which park do you live next door to? 45:11.124 --> 45:12.304 Park in Maidstone in Kent. 45:12.645 --> 45:13.525 Oh, very nice. 45:14.206 --> 45:14.906 Not really, no. 45:15.047 --> 45:15.927 Not really. 45:15.947 --> 45:16.227 Really? 45:16.247 --> 45:17.368 You get lots of drug dealers. 45:17.388 --> 45:19.770 A lot of glass and needles and bottles. 45:20.150 --> 45:20.750 Ah, lovely. 45:20.810 --> 45:22.451 Well, go for a little barefoot jog. 45:22.471 --> 45:23.631 It's like Kennington Park. 45:25.272 --> 45:27.072 Listen, what are you going to vote for, Jason? 45:27.613 --> 45:29.033 I'd like to go for Bauhaus, too. 45:29.313 --> 45:30.513 Ooh, two for Bauhaus. 45:30.553 --> 45:32.234 Are you familiar with that version, Jason? 45:32.734 --> 45:35.075 No, I just like the name of the artist. 45:35.666 --> 45:36.367 Yeah, there you go. 45:36.407 --> 45:37.768 You like the name of the artist. 45:38.688 --> 45:41.170 So you're just going phonetically on the sound of the word. 45:41.210 --> 45:42.071 He likes the movement. 45:42.171 --> 45:43.392 I quite like that bow. 45:43.973 --> 45:44.193 Yeah. 45:45.334 --> 45:46.435 This is hopeless. 45:46.515 --> 45:47.976 Jason, thanks very much for your call. 45:48.216 --> 45:49.137 That's two for Bauhaus. 45:49.177 --> 45:51.659 Joe needs, he badly needs one for Nevada. 45:51.679 --> 45:54.081 He's got to have one otherwise he's out of the picture. 45:54.141 --> 45:54.581 Simple as that. 45:54.621 --> 45:55.522 Douglas, are you there? 45:55.762 --> 45:56.583 Yes, hello, Joe. 45:57.203 --> 46:00.284 Hello Douglas, yeah that's right, don't say hello to Adam, just say hello to me. 46:00.304 --> 46:00.844 Hello Joe. 46:01.044 --> 46:01.905 Hello, am I your favourite? 46:02.285 --> 46:02.725 Of course you are. 46:02.765 --> 46:03.625 You're my favourite! 46:03.905 --> 46:04.245 Thank you. 46:04.505 --> 46:06.506 Who are you voting for? 46:06.526 --> 46:07.186 Nirvana? 46:07.386 --> 46:07.726 Of course. 46:07.907 --> 46:08.567 Yeah, brilliant. 46:08.587 --> 46:09.687 This is rubbish, isn't it? 46:10.007 --> 46:15.109 Well I haven't heard it, but I'm sticking with what I know and what I like, and I love Bowie, but it's still a good cover. 46:15.996 --> 46:18.617 Yeah, Douglas, you sound like a really clever man. 46:18.777 --> 46:19.758 I am very clever. 46:19.778 --> 46:20.698 Have you got qualifications? 46:20.978 --> 46:21.138 None. 46:21.719 --> 46:21.959 None? 46:22.059 --> 46:23.859 You sound- heh heh heh, none, good. 46:24.380 --> 46:27.801 You sound like the kind of person that's outside the XFM remit. 46:27.901 --> 46:28.181 Yeah. 46:28.281 --> 46:32.603 The kind of person that XFM don't take into account, and they should do, because you're important. 46:32.903 --> 46:34.384 Important to us and important to you. 46:34.404 --> 46:35.445 You're saying old, aren't you? 46:35.725 --> 46:38.746 No, I don't think you're old, I think you've just got a very wise mind. 46:38.766 --> 46:39.706 What do you do for a living, Douglas? 46:40.287 --> 46:40.727 I'm an artist. 46:41.247 --> 46:41.647 Really? 46:41.887 --> 46:43.068 Douglas, you're so cool. 46:43.448 --> 46:44.368 What sort of pictures do you paint? 46:44.428 --> 46:45.348 Figurative or abstract? 46:45.509 --> 46:45.809 I draw. 46:46.209 --> 46:46.989 You draw. 46:47.469 --> 46:48.510 Figurative or abstract? 46:49.010 --> 46:50.110 Um, storyboard. 46:50.730 --> 46:51.050 Really? 46:51.070 --> 46:52.171 Storyboard artist, nice one. 46:52.351 --> 46:52.791 Cool. 46:53.091 --> 46:54.472 Have you storyboarded any movie recently? 46:54.952 --> 46:55.412 You're Batman. 46:56.072 --> 46:56.512 No! 46:56.692 --> 46:56.973 Yes! 46:57.233 --> 46:57.973 Get out of there! 46:58.652 --> 46:59.032 Wow. 46:59.052 --> 47:00.333 I'm not allowed to talk about it. 47:00.353 --> 47:03.654 I know quite a lot about Batman because I've got a friend who worked on it. 47:03.674 --> 47:04.834 Because you are Batman. 47:04.874 --> 47:05.255 Yeah. 47:05.495 --> 47:09.036 And, uh, the Batmobile jumps through a waterfall, doesn't it? 47:09.396 --> 47:09.816 Yes, it does. 47:09.856 --> 47:10.557 Yeah, it does. 47:10.977 --> 47:11.817 Did you draw that picture? 47:12.257 --> 47:14.218 Um, started to. 47:14.238 --> 47:15.739 Do you think it's going to be good, Batman Begins? 47:15.939 --> 47:16.899 I've heard it's going to be good. 47:17.219 --> 47:18.780 I bet it's gonna be good, I'm excited. 47:20.542 --> 47:20.862 Really? 47:20.902 --> 47:22.404 Well, you should be less proud of Douglas. 47:22.424 --> 47:23.224 Hey, no, that's good, man. 47:23.264 --> 47:25.726 I saw your pictures on the DVD on the extras. 47:26.067 --> 47:26.467 Oh, did you? 47:26.487 --> 47:27.428 Yeah, they were fantastic. 47:27.788 --> 47:29.350 Douglas, we could talk to you all day. 47:29.370 --> 47:30.390 Yeah, what's your second name, Douglas? 47:31.391 --> 47:31.712 Ingram. 47:32.472 --> 47:34.894 Well, all strength to your drawing arm, Douglas. 47:34.934 --> 47:35.595 And what are you voting for? 47:35.615 --> 47:36.236 Really? 47:36.296 --> 47:37.577 Hey, what are you voting for, mate? 47:40.731 --> 47:41.071 I told you. 47:41.151 --> 47:42.712 He told us already, he's going for Nirvana. 47:42.792 --> 47:43.493 He's your best friend. 47:43.733 --> 47:44.774 OK, sorry, I'd forgotten. 47:44.834 --> 47:46.055 I was so excited about storyboarding. 47:46.135 --> 47:47.516 Douglas, thanks so much for your call. 47:47.536 --> 47:48.516 2-0 to Buxton. 47:48.537 --> 47:48.577 OK. 47:48.637 --> 47:50.238 I need another vote for Nirvana. 47:50.278 --> 47:51.358 We're running out of time now. 47:51.378 --> 47:52.579 We've talked to Douglas for so long. 47:52.599 --> 47:52.840 Rob, Rob, Rob. 47:52.860 --> 47:53.420 Rob, are you there? 47:54.621 --> 47:55.061 Hello, Rob? 47:56.122 --> 47:56.542 He's gone. 47:56.702 --> 47:57.082 Sarah? 47:58.243 --> 47:58.984 Sarah, are you there? 48:00.007 --> 48:01.568 I think because of the Douglas talking. 48:02.369 --> 48:03.189 Sarah, are you there? 48:03.269 --> 48:04.070 Yes, I'm here. 48:04.230 --> 48:05.051 Hey, how you doing? 48:05.251 --> 48:06.191 Hello, I'm very well. 48:06.251 --> 48:07.592 OK, we've got to make this quick now. 48:07.952 --> 48:09.113 What are you going to vote for? 48:09.173 --> 48:11.034 Is it Bauhaus or is it Nirvana? 48:11.315 --> 48:13.556 I'm going with Bauhaus. 48:13.856 --> 48:14.717 Oh, that's it. 48:14.817 --> 48:16.438 It's the end of the line for Cornish. 48:16.478 --> 48:18.139 Thank you very much indeed, Sarah. 48:18.259 --> 48:20.801 And to Rob, Douglas, Jason and Adrian, you'll win those CDs. 48:20.841 --> 48:21.361 Thanks for calling. 48:21.401 --> 48:22.862 Thanks to everyone for listening this week. 48:23.743 --> 48:28.426 Enjoy the sunshine and we'll be back on Easter weekend next week. 48:28.466 --> 48:29.527 Right now, here's Bauhaus. 48:30.947 --> 48:57.612 I think he played guitar I mean, cause there's better than giving 49:07.287 --> 49:33.467 Became the special man Then we were Ziggy's band As if you'd really stand Screwed up eyes and screwed up head-do Like a cat from Japan If you let on by smiling You can even draw a hand Came on so loaded, man Well, high on the snow 49:47.349 --> 50:11.482 As the moonlight will guide us So he thinks about his past And should we cross his sweet path? 50:11.542 --> 50:13.063 This is hateful time, driving us that we 50:24.582 --> 50:38.679 Making love with his ego To get sucked up in tune