WEBVTT 00:04.724 --> 00:05.825 How terrifically exciting. 00:06.625 --> 00:07.205 Who was that then? 00:08.046 --> 00:10.888 Uh, that was the President of... Guess. 00:10.908 --> 00:11.128 Go on, guess. 00:11.148 --> 00:12.108 The United States of America. 00:12.128 --> 00:12.629 Well done. 00:12.869 --> 00:13.569 With Love Everybody. 00:13.589 --> 00:16.271 This is Adam and Joel on XFM for the next two hours until three o'clock. 00:16.651 --> 00:19.753 We've got, uh, a bumper load of stuff to give away. 00:19.793 --> 00:21.134 We've got block party albums. 00:21.534 --> 00:26.197 We've got copies of Man on Fire, the exciting new Denzel Washington film on DVD. 00:26.597 --> 00:29.719 We've got tickets to see Goldie Looking Chain, The Carling Academy, 00:30.519 --> 00:33.281 Er, and we're gonna have competitions to enable you to win those things. 00:33.682 --> 00:41.608 We've got one pair of tickets for Goldie Looking Chain for the winner, and for the runner-up, we've got two pairs of tickets to Goldie Looking Chain. 00:41.648 --> 00:44.490 That's a little joke about Goldie Looking Chain. 00:44.710 --> 00:57.360 Yeah, XFM, yeah, yeah, cos when we came in, you know, if you could see the offices around here, I'm looking out over the XFM offices, listeners, and there's beer, bottles everywhere, strewn around, old takeaway cartons. 00:57.560 --> 00:59.922 There's a guy, yeah, crashed out on the sofa. 01:00.402 --> 01:00.682 Yeah? 01:00.882 --> 01:02.103 Did you see the guy crashed out on the sofa? 01:02.123 --> 01:02.563 I did, yeah. 01:02.623 --> 01:03.463 He might just be a model. 01:03.683 --> 01:05.184 I don't even know what his name is. 01:05.224 --> 01:06.044 He's just crashed out. 01:06.104 --> 01:07.764 It's probably just fibreglass to make the place look cool. 01:07.824 --> 01:08.745 Yeah, exactly. 01:08.945 --> 01:13.386 Listen, and, er, listeners, you can call us on 0871 222 1049 when it comes time for competitions. 01:13.406 --> 01:16.367 You can text us at any point on 83 XFM. 01:16.807 --> 01:20.349 Er, or you can email us, adamandjoe at xfm.co.uk. 01:20.629 --> 01:24.770 My first question to our listeners is, has anybody been to see The Son of the Mask, the sequel to The Mask? 01:25.330 --> 01:27.131 Well, that's aimed squarely at toddlers. 01:27.871 --> 01:30.572 Yeah, but the mask was popular with people of all ages. 01:30.952 --> 01:36.414 The thing that worries me about Son of the Mask is I read this plot synopsis and apparently they have to get rid of Jim Carrey, obviously. 01:36.434 --> 01:37.334 He didn't want to do the second film. 01:37.634 --> 01:39.975 So the scenario is that this guy discovers the mask. 01:40.875 --> 01:42.216 It's that guy that does that prank show. 01:42.256 --> 01:42.856 What's he called? 01:43.436 --> 01:44.076 Jamie Kennedy. 01:44.757 --> 01:45.317 Jamie Kennedy. 01:45.337 --> 01:46.237 He discovers the mask. 01:46.517 --> 01:48.578 He puts it on and has sex with his wife. 01:49.477 --> 01:52.880 and they produce a baby that has mask powers. 01:53.240 --> 01:54.201 What's that scene like? 01:54.901 --> 02:00.786 What's the scene like when he puts the mask on and makes love to his wife in a PG or a You film? 02:00.806 --> 02:02.287 How'd they do that? 02:02.947 --> 02:04.649 You know, with the language of innuendo. 02:04.969 --> 02:10.352 What, so closed bedroom door and green lights and noises of wacky splotching and stuff? 02:10.592 --> 02:11.633 Maybe not wacky splotching. 02:11.653 --> 02:14.194 Maybe not the wacky splotching, but yeah, that kind of thing. 02:14.234 --> 02:18.116 You know, he might raise his kind of crazy green eyebrows and close the door. 02:18.156 --> 02:19.457 That just doesn't seem suitable. 02:20.297 --> 02:21.758 It's the language of innuendo. 02:21.818 --> 02:23.739 Anything suitable in the language of innuendo. 02:23.759 --> 02:28.382 I think if you could call us and prove to us that you'd been to see Son of the Mask, that would deserve a prize. 02:28.442 --> 02:29.563 Just for going and watching it. 02:30.183 --> 02:33.445 I must say it's not high on my list of must-see movies. 02:33.885 --> 02:35.787 I saw Sideways in the end. 02:36.207 --> 02:36.927 That's a good one, isn't it? 02:37.047 --> 02:38.088 I really like that one. 02:38.348 --> 02:39.189 That was fantastic. 02:39.229 --> 02:43.191 I left with a very warm feeling and I went and drank 10 bottles of wine. 02:44.092 --> 02:45.273 And I had an even warmer feeling. 02:45.473 --> 02:48.115 We've got very good music in this show, ladies and gentlemen. 02:48.335 --> 02:50.036 So stay tuned for all kinds of things. 02:50.236 --> 02:52.037 E Pro, that's the new one from Beck. 02:52.057 --> 02:53.138 I haven't even heard that yet. 02:53.498 --> 02:55.499 We've got Killers, Athlete. 02:56.260 --> 02:57.501 I'm just looking through the list here. 02:57.521 --> 03:02.164 Queens of the Stone Age, Roxy Music, Green Day, Doves, Kaiser Chiefs. 03:02.524 --> 03:04.065 Lots of good stuff, so stay tuned. 03:04.526 --> 03:06.707 And yeah, probably about half an hour. 03:06.847 --> 03:08.068 Do you think we'll have our competition? 03:08.728 --> 03:11.569 Dizzy's in the Dock coming up in about 25 minutes, yeah, 20 minutes maybe. 03:11.789 --> 03:12.670 So, yeah, stick with it. 03:12.690 --> 03:14.871 Dizzy's in the Dock, I'm sorry, Crap Commentary Corner. 03:14.991 --> 03:15.971 Crap Commentary Corner. 03:15.991 --> 03:23.975 Dizzy's in the Dock this week, when we battle it out for the play at the end of the show, will be between songs that have been on advertisements, is that right? 03:24.335 --> 03:25.195 Yeah, something like that. 03:25.215 --> 03:25.996 Yeah, something like that. 03:26.096 --> 03:27.976 Anyway, Adam and Joe on XFM, stick with it. 03:28.036 --> 03:29.237 Right now, here's the stereophonics. 03:36.567 --> 03:39.368 That is my favourite ever stereophonic single, Joe. 03:39.388 --> 03:39.908 – Sincerely? 03:39.928 --> 03:40.848 – Yeah, sincerely. 03:41.188 --> 03:43.029 Well, congratulations to them and to you. 03:43.069 --> 03:46.950 This is Adam and Joe on XFM, London's 104.9, here with you until three o'clock. 03:47.631 --> 03:49.871 Now, on this show we've talked about Crazy Frog before. 03:49.911 --> 03:51.992 I think everyone's talked about Crazy Frog, haven't they? 03:52.452 --> 03:57.196 Yeah, in fact we should play your special jingle for things that we can't talk about. 03:57.236 --> 03:58.157 Yeah, line that up. 03:58.877 --> 04:05.623 And also obviously Sweetie is all over the telly, the sweet little chick that can dance but she can't fly. 04:05.643 --> 04:08.826 And people are making millions out of these ringtones. 04:09.226 --> 04:12.248 The guys that invented Crazy Frog are multi-millionaires. 04:12.469 --> 04:13.029 Crazy Frog? 04:13.069 --> 04:14.710 Are we gonna talk about Crazy Frog? 04:16.332 --> 04:17.313 Play the jingle. 04:25.990 --> 04:51.424 big brother has already done it there's nothing more to be said the subject's totally dead it's a tired old cliche but we're gonna talk about it anyway oh that's quite hard work that shingle isn't it i think we need to speed it up or something it seemed to go on for hours it's very tuneful i like it i hum it to myself in the evenings do you when you start thinking about something that's in the papers yeah any tired cliche 04:51.784 --> 04:55.268 So anyway, the idea here, listeners, is we want to create our own ringtone. 04:55.729 --> 04:59.133 And we want to become- we want you to help us become ringtone billionaires. 04:59.413 --> 05:01.796 Because it seems to me there's a formula to these things. 05:02.116 --> 05:03.658 Basically, you take an animal, right? 05:03.879 --> 05:04.860 A frog or a chick. 05:05.541 --> 05:05.781 Right? 05:05.881 --> 05:07.042 So a recognisable animal. 05:07.263 --> 05:10.306 Or I think we could broaden it into an inanimate object. 05:11.087 --> 05:11.428 OK? 05:11.868 --> 05:12.649 That's factor number one. 05:12.669 --> 05:15.973 Number two, you give it a human characteristic, a broadly common characteristic. 05:16.194 --> 05:16.875 It's crazy. 05:17.535 --> 05:18.096 It's sweet. 05:18.737 --> 05:18.957 You know? 05:18.977 --> 05:22.502 It's something that lots of people can empathise with and you might buy it for a friend. 05:23.223 --> 05:23.523 You know? 05:24.284 --> 05:26.166 Then you add to that some sort of physical gimmick. 05:26.767 --> 05:33.232 So I'm thinking maybe the inability to fly for Sweetie the Chick or a tiny little willy and balls for the Crazy Frog. 05:33.792 --> 05:35.433 So a visual, a physical gimmick. 05:35.753 --> 05:36.934 Add to that some sort of action. 05:37.815 --> 05:40.297 Crazy Frog's motorbike revving, Sweetie's dancing. 05:40.317 --> 05:42.738 It needs to do something, right, when you download the little cartoon. 05:42.758 --> 05:48.563 So we've got an animal, plus a characteristic, plus a physical gimmick, plus an action, plus of course the noise. 05:48.623 --> 05:49.523 It has to make a noise. 05:49.623 --> 05:51.044 What is the noise that the chick makes? 05:55.001 --> 05:55.722 Er, something like that. 05:55.822 --> 05:56.222 Wow. 05:56.242 --> 06:03.487 We were trying to hear the lyrics last week, it's something like, um, um... I can't fly, but baby, I can move my legs. 06:04.467 --> 06:06.109 Ah, you really don't want to hear me do that any more, do you? 06:06.229 --> 06:07.950 Keith Harris is going to be fuming about that. 06:07.970 --> 06:08.970 He must be fuming. 06:08.990 --> 06:10.992 Orville would make a fantastic ringtone. 06:11.652 --> 06:12.353 Er, so that's it. 06:12.393 --> 06:17.716 So animal, plus human characteristic, plus physical gimmick, plus action, plus noise, equals multi-millionaires. 06:18.277 --> 06:23.800 So I've come up with some ideas to, er, set you guys off, er, you know, with your ideas to inspire you. 06:25.161 --> 06:32.766 I might just skip to the best one, cos basically some of them- and I'm not saying these things are funny, they've just got to be really annoying and, er, lucrative. 06:32.986 --> 06:33.206 Yeah. 06:33.527 --> 06:37.469 So my favourite one that I came up with, well, my second favourite one was Silly Sausage. 06:38.009 --> 06:38.910 Silly Sausage, right. 06:38.930 --> 06:39.490 Silly Sausage. 06:39.590 --> 06:41.492 Text Silly to whatever number. 06:42.252 --> 06:51.478 Silly Sausage is a sausage, an oily British banger with little legs and eyes, and it slips around and falls over in its own oil on your mobile phone. 06:51.758 --> 06:53.940 But the trick is it's got tits. 06:54.640 --> 06:54.900 Right. 06:55.000 --> 06:56.202 It's got human boobs. 06:56.642 --> 06:59.044 So while it's slipping around, its boobs are jiggling. 06:59.504 --> 07:03.128 And it's falling and it goes, oh, oh, yeah, and jumping up, boobs are jiggling all over the place. 07:03.348 --> 07:04.629 I'm not sure what the song would be. 07:05.129 --> 07:06.110 That's what I've got so far. 07:06.150 --> 07:07.852 Sausage with boobs slipping in its own oil. 07:08.172 --> 07:08.793 Silly sausage. 07:09.113 --> 07:10.474 Wow, man, you've been busy this week. 07:10.494 --> 07:11.135 That's good, isn't it? 07:11.175 --> 07:11.355 Yeah. 07:11.375 --> 07:13.697 The second one, which I think is even better, is Cheeky Chihuahua. 07:14.057 --> 07:14.297 Yeah. 07:14.378 --> 07:15.959 Text Cheeky too, blah, blah, blah, blah. 07:16.559 --> 07:18.361 It looks like a normal chihuahua, right? 07:18.441 --> 07:20.703 And it sings, it woofs a little song, a woofy song. 07:20.743 --> 07:20.923 Yeah. 07:21.864 --> 07:25.826 It turns- when it turns- it dances around, but when it turns around, it's got a human bum. 07:26.567 --> 07:27.467 A human bum? 07:27.547 --> 07:29.689 Like a kind of chimpan- one of those big apes? 07:29.729 --> 07:31.730 No, like a- like a big person. 07:31.870 --> 07:32.650 A Ranultan? 07:32.690 --> 07:34.091 No, not a- a human bum. 07:34.271 --> 07:35.052 Yeah, but that's what I'm saying. 07:35.072 --> 07:36.893 You know when those orangutans turn around? 07:37.033 --> 07:38.634 Yeah, well it would be the same sort of impact. 07:39.054 --> 07:45.081 Oh my God, there's some sort of hideous bum, but it wouldn't be as ugly as a monkey bum. 07:45.101 --> 07:47.884 Yeah, sweet, it's a sweet, we're talking about a sweet kind of baby bum. 07:47.904 --> 07:52.109 It's a big saucy seaside postcard bum, and at the very end it does a little poo. 07:52.690 --> 07:53.371 That's great. 07:53.391 --> 07:54.432 It pops out a little poo. 07:54.472 --> 07:55.093 Very good. 07:55.393 --> 07:56.775 I'm not saying that's clever or funny. 07:56.795 --> 07:58.677 I just think the kids would go mad for it. 07:58.697 --> 07:59.538 You've got- you've nailed it. 07:59.558 --> 08:02.561 You see, I had- I had a go and I didn't do quite so well. 08:02.581 --> 08:06.065 But you've- I mean, I've got nothing that compares to Cheeky Chihuahua. 08:06.526 --> 08:07.307 Or Silly Sausage. 08:07.487 --> 08:08.188 Or Silly Sausage. 08:08.208 --> 08:10.070 I haven't even got, like, funny names for them. 08:10.671 --> 08:13.934 Except the one I'm most fond of is Yakety Yak. 08:14.395 --> 08:14.896 It was a yak. 08:15.939 --> 08:16.079 Right? 08:16.099 --> 08:16.480 Is that real? 08:17.000 --> 08:19.243 Er, no, this is- I made this one up, yeah. 08:19.303 --> 08:20.524 It sounds so good, it sounds real. 08:20.604 --> 08:21.425 Yeah, he's a yak. 08:21.545 --> 08:22.086 Tell us about yakety yak. 08:22.106 --> 08:23.628 And he keeps yakking, he's yakking. 08:23.768 --> 08:24.649 You get where I'm coming from? 08:24.689 --> 08:25.510 What, he's talking? 08:25.530 --> 08:25.930 Talking. 08:26.170 --> 08:27.832 He keeps talking, cos it ties in with the fun. 08:27.852 --> 08:28.633 Like us, talking. 08:28.673 --> 08:28.974 Yeah. 08:29.674 --> 08:30.415 He yaks. 08:30.796 --> 08:31.496 Yakety yak. 08:31.937 --> 08:33.038 And he's got a big nut sack. 08:33.459 --> 08:34.059 That's good! 08:34.440 --> 08:35.861 Yakety yak with a big nut sack. 08:35.881 --> 08:37.083 And he jiggles the nuts. 08:37.883 --> 08:44.690 And his catchphrase, which is the only catchphrase I've got, but it's a series of similar ones, is SLAPPY PAPPY! 08:44.710 --> 08:45.471 That's good. 08:45.491 --> 08:46.172 So that's the ring turn. 08:46.192 --> 08:47.173 That's the ring turn you go and load. 08:47.193 --> 08:48.354 Yeah, you can get different ones. 08:48.434 --> 08:48.835 Slappy pappy! 08:49.115 --> 08:49.976 Burnt broccoli! 08:50.296 --> 08:51.377 Unusual prices! 08:51.738 --> 08:52.579 Bad hotel! 08:52.939 --> 08:54.100 Lazy tailpipe! 08:54.421 --> 08:55.281 Nasty basket! 08:56.523 --> 08:58.946 And it's all- you can get different ones for Yakety Yak. 08:59.046 --> 08:59.847 I'm gonna make a note of that. 08:59.967 --> 09:00.728 Is that your only one? 09:01.208 --> 09:02.430 Well, I did have another one. 09:02.450 --> 09:06.555 I started off with an ape, and the human characteristic was he wears a hat. 09:07.075 --> 09:08.938 The physical gimmick was he's got long arms. 09:09.518 --> 09:11.200 Action was he rides a biplane. 09:11.821 --> 09:12.762 That's good, you see. 09:13.182 --> 09:13.462 Really? 09:13.482 --> 09:14.623 Yeah, that's good. 09:14.663 --> 09:17.525 And he sings the theme from the third man. 09:17.666 --> 09:18.266 That's very good. 09:18.326 --> 09:19.507 Is there anything filthy about him? 09:19.567 --> 09:21.789 No, you see, I hadn't nailed him. 09:21.949 --> 09:23.990 Oh, you've got to have a touch of filth. 09:24.090 --> 09:24.311 Yeah. 09:24.351 --> 09:25.551 So do e-mail us. 09:25.572 --> 09:28.274 Adam and Joe at xfm.co.uk, text us 83XFM. 09:28.514 --> 09:33.718 That formula again, animal plus human characteristic plus physical gimmick plus action plus noise equals multi-millionaires. 09:34.038 --> 09:35.639 We'll share the profits three ways. 09:35.959 --> 09:38.581 And now, here's the Foo Fighters. 09:40.106 --> 09:41.167 Oh, that's the bit at the beginning. 09:41.207 --> 09:41.767 I love that bit. 09:42.888 --> 09:43.088 Go! 09:43.949 --> 09:44.049 Go! 09:56.847 --> 10:12.438 Oh yeah, went for the fade there, I wasn't expecting that, I was expecting a clean exit to that track by Beck, and that's E Pro, which, er, is gonna be off, like, his new album, right, and the new album, do you like the way I'm talking? 10:12.458 --> 10:13.779 I li- I like it a lot. 10:13.799 --> 10:16.361 I was trained to do this on the radio. 10:16.381 --> 10:18.742 Can't speak for the listeners, but I like it a lot. 10:18.823 --> 10:20.724 Yeah, yeah, no, the listeners like it, yeah. 10:21.164 --> 10:23.146 It's the new album, right, it's gonna be called 10:23.826 --> 10:25.107 guero, right? 10:25.448 --> 10:27.730 I think the correct pronunciation is guero. 10:28.590 --> 10:31.953 And apparently that's Spanish slang for white boy. 10:32.134 --> 10:36.197 And it's the Dust Brothers who produced Odile are producing this new album by Beck. 10:36.538 --> 10:41.522 And I happen to know that he's also working on an album with Nigel Godrich, radiohead producer. 10:42.183 --> 10:48.989 And I think it's pretty much done and dusted and that's going to be out towards the end of the year and that is going to be a really exciting one as far as I'm concerned. 10:49.409 --> 10:52.191 So that's Beck News for you here on XFM, ladies and gentlemen. 10:52.231 --> 10:54.332 Right now, it's competition time! 11:08.786 --> 11:09.646 Oh, that's exciting. 11:10.046 --> 11:15.047 So it's Crap Commentary Corner, the part of the show where we play you an excerpt from a DVD commentary. 11:15.347 --> 11:18.868 You have to tell us who's talking and what movie it's taken from. 11:18.908 --> 11:23.589 We've got three clips for you this week, but before we get to those, let's tell you the prize. 11:23.609 --> 11:37.672 Your incentive is a copy of Denzel Washington's new thriller, Man on Fire, starring Denzel and precocious cute child star Dakota Fanning as a couple of people what get in the middle of lots of explosions and killings. 11:38.413 --> 11:40.996 and gun bashing and stuff like that. 11:41.337 --> 11:44.801 Apparently it's very violent, has a lot of jump cuts and speeded up bits. 11:44.982 --> 11:45.602 Have you not seen it? 11:45.843 --> 11:48.126 No I haven't, but I hear it's brilliant. 11:48.667 --> 11:49.868 It is brilliant, I'm telling you. 11:49.928 --> 11:51.130 I've seen it and it's okay. 11:51.430 --> 11:52.752 It'll set your telly on fire. 11:53.513 --> 11:56.555 It's Man on Fire and you could win it by guessing this correctly. 11:57.036 --> 12:01.720 So, um, on Crap commentary competition, uh, Corner this week, we've got some kids. 12:01.740 --> 12:03.061 We're gonna be taking the mickey out of kids. 12:03.681 --> 12:04.722 Is that okay with you, Adam? 12:04.962 --> 12:06.263 Why are we taking the mickey out of them? 12:06.403 --> 12:07.824 Because they're kind of pathetic. 12:08.064 --> 12:09.726 But of course kids have an excuse to be pathetic. 12:09.746 --> 12:10.987 Like, listen to this first one, okay? 12:11.027 --> 12:11.647 Remember the numbers 0-8-7-1. 12:13.088 --> 12:15.811 2221049 to win a copy of Man on Fire. 12:16.431 --> 12:18.653 Guess which movie commentary this is taken from? 12:18.934 --> 12:26.861 These kids are doing their best to sound as if they're adults doing a commentary and one of them is trying to tell a little anecdote about something he's spotted in the film. 12:26.881 --> 12:28.062 Shall we have a listen? 12:28.877 --> 12:30.078 Oh, see those blankets? 12:30.198 --> 12:31.079 Uh, yeah. 12:31.439 --> 12:35.902 My dad has those exact same blankets in his, the sheets in his room. 12:35.922 --> 12:37.664 Did he buy them before he saw this? 12:38.484 --> 12:38.804 Uh, yes. 12:38.824 --> 12:39.345 Was it after the movie? 12:39.365 --> 12:40.486 He's had them for a long time. 12:41.887 --> 12:43.007 These are some comfy sheets. 12:43.048 --> 12:43.508 How funny. 12:44.108 --> 12:47.151 I think originally Jack had some rainbow sheets on there. 12:47.571 --> 12:49.432 Jack and rainbow seats. 12:49.913 --> 12:50.133 Sheets. 12:50.233 --> 12:51.073 It was cool. 12:53.770 --> 12:54.991 That's for sweet, don't you think? 12:55.031 --> 12:55.911 That's sweet, yeah. 12:55.931 --> 12:56.911 Why would you want it? 12:57.231 --> 12:58.191 You can't take the mickey out of that. 12:58.231 --> 12:58.791 That's lovely. 12:58.871 --> 12:59.491 No, they're lovely. 12:59.631 --> 13:06.953 And, er, OK, so remember 08-71-222-1049 to win a coffee man on fire if you know what movie that's taken from, and who's speaking would be good as well. 13:07.153 --> 13:08.173 Shall we have clip number two? 13:08.413 --> 13:09.093 OK, here we go. 13:09.233 --> 13:09.553 Listen up. 13:09.573 --> 13:11.414 Let's have a burping contest. 13:11.454 --> 13:11.774 Someone? 13:12.234 --> 13:13.474 Anyone? 13:13.494 --> 13:13.554 No. 13:13.734 --> 13:14.194 Fine. 13:14.214 --> 13:15.895 Excuse me. 13:15.955 --> 13:18.955 Oh, gosh. 13:19.275 --> 13:21.856 Evacuate the area. 13:23.191 --> 13:28.834 We're special. 13:28.874 --> 13:32.355 We're special kids. 13:32.435 --> 13:34.576 Very special kids. 13:34.616 --> 13:39.318 No, it's called... Getting slightly creepy there at the end? 13:39.699 --> 13:40.699 A little bit, yeah. 13:40.779 --> 13:43.901 But that's amazing stereo separation on the voices there. 13:44.441 --> 13:44.661 Thanks. 13:44.901 --> 13:47.802 I really felt as if I was in the room with the little people. 13:48.122 --> 13:49.023 Little buggers. 13:49.913 --> 13:50.153 O-8-7-1-2-2-2-1-0-4-9. 13:50.634 --> 13:52.716 That's quite an easy one, I think. 13:52.856 --> 13:57.740 There is a third clip to play, but we'll wait and see how easy you listeners find it. 13:58.861 --> 14:01.904 O-8-7-1-2-2-2-1-0-4-9, if you know what movie that was from and who was speaking. 14:02.204 --> 14:03.605 And we'll find out a winner. 14:04.206 --> 14:05.447 That's rubbish, isn't it? 14:05.467 --> 14:08.370 We'll find out a winner after this from Athlete. 14:09.351 --> 14:10.231 No, this is not Athlete. 14:10.251 --> 14:10.932 This is The Killers. 14:11.252 --> 14:11.613 Sorry. 14:22.403 --> 14:28.306 That's the Killers with all these things that I've done from their album Hot Fuss. 14:28.746 --> 14:30.767 This is Adam and Joe on XFM. 14:30.787 --> 14:32.628 You join us in the middle of crap commentary competition. 14:33.648 --> 14:34.989 Maybe we should play that third clip. 14:35.509 --> 14:35.909 Okie doke. 14:36.310 --> 14:38.671 So this is the children, just to remind you. 14:38.711 --> 14:43.033 This is a group of children doing a commentary over a movie and you have to guess which movie it is. 14:43.886 --> 14:45.048 Uh-oh, Robert wants to say something. 14:46.110 --> 14:50.897 But you realize that whoever is watching this commentary has to watch the movie first. 14:51.217 --> 14:53.581 So it doesn't matter if you say something that comes afterwards. 14:53.621 --> 14:53.861 I guess. 14:57.463 --> 15:26.888 Blame Blame Blame Blame Blame Blame Blame Blame Blame Blame Blame Blame Blame Blame Blame Blame Blame Blame Blame Blame Blame Blame Blame Blame Blame Blame Blame Blame Blame Blame Blame Blame Blame Blame Blame Blame Blame Blame Blame Blame Blame Blame Blame Blame Blame Blame Blame Blame Blame Blame Blame Blame Blame Blame Blame Blame Blame Blame Blame Blame Blame Blame Blame Blame Blame Blame Blame Blame Blame Blame Blame Blame Blame Blame Blame Blame Blame Blame Blame Blame Blame Blame Blame Blame Blame Blame Blame Blame Blame Blame Blame Blame Blame Blame Blame Blame Blame Blame Blame Blame Blame Blame Blame Blame Blame Blame Blame Blame Blame Blame Blame Blame 15:27.236 --> 15:28.699 Are you having a nice Saturday afternoon? 15:29.160 --> 15:30.142 Yes, lovely one, yes. 15:30.623 --> 15:30.944 Good. 15:31.044 --> 15:33.590 Emily, you sound perky. 15:33.910 --> 15:35.413 You define perky to me. 15:35.979 --> 15:37.240 I'm very nervous, actually. 15:37.300 --> 15:37.820 Are you really? 15:38.041 --> 15:38.401 Yeah. 15:38.601 --> 15:41.243 Well, you know, just being on radio and stuff. 15:41.303 --> 15:44.285 Emily, this is- you have no reason to be nervous when talking to us. 15:44.325 --> 15:46.447 We can hardly operate the flipping controls. 15:46.487 --> 15:51.190 We can barely- you can- we can barely speak, we can't street-center together, and very few people listen to us. 15:51.210 --> 15:54.132 It's like talking to a minor hospital radio station. 15:54.152 --> 15:55.373 No, no, it's not, it's very nervous. 15:55.393 --> 15:56.414 With broken equipment. 15:56.814 --> 16:00.457 We're very excite- we're nervous to speak to you, in fact. 16:00.477 --> 16:02.078 We're intimidated by your perkiness. 16:02.878 --> 16:05.000 Now, talk us through your logic. 16:05.040 --> 16:10.163 Don't tell us exactly what your guess is just yet, but kind of talk around, tease us with your guess. 16:10.603 --> 16:17.627 I'm thinking kids must be something to do with schools, perhaps, and talking about music. 16:17.647 --> 16:19.328 Keep talking, Emily, keep talking. 16:20.108 --> 16:26.492 Erm, and general annoying American kids, I'm thinking it can only be one film, so... And that film is...? 16:26.512 --> 16:27.452 School of Rock. 16:29.226 --> 16:30.046 Did she get it right, Janice? 16:30.066 --> 16:30.807 She did get it right. 16:30.827 --> 16:31.967 Well done, Emily. 16:31.987 --> 16:32.507 That's 100% correct. 16:32.527 --> 16:33.368 Congratulations. 16:33.388 --> 16:39.190 Do you realise, not only have you won Man on Fire, starring Denzel Washington, that is out on DVD this week. 16:39.870 --> 16:41.370 Is that the sequel to Man on the Source? 16:42.451 --> 16:42.771 Good one. 16:43.731 --> 16:48.093 But not only have you won that DVD, but you've also won some shot glasses and a T-shirt. 16:48.433 --> 16:49.234 Oh my goodness. 16:49.274 --> 16:49.614 Yeah. 16:50.435 --> 16:54.659 So I don't know, maybe you can douse yourself in flammable alcohol and set yourself on fire. 16:55.440 --> 16:56.381 Like Denzel Washington. 16:56.401 --> 16:56.621 Yeah. 16:56.761 --> 16:57.462 Don't do that. 16:57.482 --> 16:58.503 Don't do that though, anyway. 16:58.583 --> 17:00.565 But yeah, well done getting that. 17:01.046 --> 17:06.051 That's quite an unsettling commentary because they bully... Did you see the film School of Rock, Emily? 17:06.531 --> 17:09.012 Do you remember the Asian kid that was on keyboards? 17:09.992 --> 17:11.292 They bully him quite badly. 17:12.433 --> 17:15.273 He's the coolest one of them all. 17:16.294 --> 17:22.755 And Kevin, the drummer boy with the blonde spiky hair, is basically king of the castle in the commentary. 17:22.775 --> 17:25.676 And he bullies the Asian boy quite badly. 17:28.840 --> 17:29.500 I wouldn't bother. 17:29.580 --> 17:32.561 I wouldn't imagine that anyone except Joe has, actually, Emily. 17:32.901 --> 17:36.102 And the kids have possibly listened to it, and maybe their parents, for five minutes. 17:36.122 --> 17:42.104 Well, listen, congratulations, thank you, you got that absolutely right, brilliantly teased as well, and it was a real pleasure to speak to you. 17:42.124 --> 17:43.025 Thanks for calling in, Emily. 17:43.045 --> 17:43.385 Thank you. 17:44.185 --> 17:46.166 This is Anna Mongeau on XFM, we'll be back after this. 17:50.114 --> 17:52.875 That's Rylo Kiley with Portions for Foxes. 17:53.136 --> 17:55.357 Rylo Kiley being hotly tipped, Joe. 17:55.517 --> 17:55.657 What? 17:55.717 --> 17:56.517 Portions for what? 17:56.618 --> 17:57.098 Rylo what? 17:57.118 --> 17:57.298 Foxes. 17:57.338 --> 17:58.779 There's a lot of hot tipping going on. 17:58.799 --> 18:00.239 I can't keep up anymore. 18:00.279 --> 18:01.800 She's almost too good at singing. 18:01.820 --> 18:01.880 She? 18:02.281 --> 18:02.581 Yeah. 18:03.261 --> 18:03.941 Do you know what I mean? 18:04.001 --> 18:05.842 It's like sometimes it's too good. 18:05.882 --> 18:07.583 I like people who can't really sing that well. 18:08.464 --> 18:10.485 But anyway, it's a good album, Rylo Kiley. 18:11.125 --> 18:13.026 I think it's called... What is it called? 18:13.046 --> 18:13.967 Look at my shape here. 18:14.067 --> 18:17.849 More Adventurous is the name of the album and it's strongly recommended. 18:18.149 --> 18:21.512 Now, here's an exciting new track for you from Brendan Benson. 18:21.832 --> 18:28.257 This one is called Spit It Out, and it's from a new album called Alternative to Love, which is out on the 7th of March now. 18:28.277 --> 18:30.739 I'm a big Brendan Benson fan, so I'm excited to hear this. 18:31.159 --> 18:33.421 And if you are a fan as well, then give us a call. 18:33.441 --> 18:40.006 The first person to phone in will get tickets to go and see Brendan Benson at The Hundred Club on Wednesday the 23rd of February. 18:41.147 --> 18:54.652 If you want to go and see Brendan Benson on Wednesday the 23rd of February at 100 Club give us a call 0 8 7 1 2 2 2 1 0 4 9 the first Person to call in as long as you don't sound like a bit of a toolbox will win those tickets now. 18:54.712 --> 18:55.192 Here's the song 19:01.527 --> 19:02.248 Wow, that's very good. 19:02.348 --> 19:06.010 Brendan Benson with Spit It Out, that's taken from his new album. 19:06.491 --> 19:13.416 And Patrick from Queen's Park was the person that phoned in first and won those tickets to go and see the gig, so have a good time at that, Patrick. 19:13.696 --> 19:15.317 This is Adam and Joe on XFM. 19:15.497 --> 19:20.061 Coming up in the next hour, Joe, have we got any people sort of suggesting ringtone stuff? 19:20.081 --> 19:23.764 Yeah, yeah, yeah, we've had a huge response to our ringtone formula plea. 19:23.844 --> 19:26.426 We'll be getting to those in the second hour of the show. 19:27.126 --> 19:27.506 Excellent. 19:27.587 --> 19:29.928 And we'll probably be giving away maybe a prize to the best one. 19:29.968 --> 19:34.372 Maybe the tickets to Goldie Looking Chain could go to the best wacky ringtone, you know? 19:34.392 --> 19:35.633 It's a sort of wacky package. 19:36.634 --> 19:37.154 Yeah, exactly. 19:37.174 --> 19:43.519 If you're the kind of person who's into making up crazy ringtones, you'd probably enjoy Goldie Looking Chain. 19:43.699 --> 19:43.939 Yeah. 19:44.520 --> 19:46.061 Have you got the Goldie Looking Chain album, Joe? 19:46.161 --> 19:46.341 No. 19:46.561 --> 19:47.482 But you love rap. 19:47.642 --> 19:48.503 Yeah, exactly. 19:48.603 --> 19:50.404 So I don't have the Goldie Looking Chain album. 19:51.425 --> 19:52.706 This is Adam and John, XFM Now. 19:52.766 --> 19:58.150 Here's a free play and it's a shouting classic that I've selected this week from Who's Could Do. 19:58.170 --> 20:02.653 If you like all the guitars and the shouting, then at some point you've got to familiarise yourself with Who's Could Do. 20:02.954 --> 20:06.336 They should have inspired the Pixies and lots of other shouting bands. 20:06.696 --> 20:08.958 And if you hate it, don't worry, it's only very short. 20:09.138 --> 20:09.879 We'll be back shortly. 20:09.919 --> 20:11.520 This is Who's Could Do with blah blah blah. 20:17.967 --> 20:25.135 That's Green Day with Holliday from their multi-million selling seventh album, American Idiot. 20:25.736 --> 20:27.097 Multi-million, Joe. 20:27.117 --> 20:28.138 They're on top of the world. 20:28.158 --> 20:31.442 They're straddling the world like a geeky rock colossus. 20:31.802 --> 20:33.164 Maybe we can straddle the world. 20:33.524 --> 20:34.524 with our ringtone. 20:34.784 --> 20:35.184 Maybe. 20:35.444 --> 20:42.586 We've been asking you to text an email in with your ideas for a ringtone that could make more money than the highly irritating Crazy Frog and Sweetie the Chick. 20:43.206 --> 20:44.706 And we've been inundated with ideas. 20:44.726 --> 20:45.767 I want you to be the judge, Adam. 20:46.007 --> 20:46.327 OK. 20:46.527 --> 20:50.588 I think the one that you think is best should get- win the tickets to go and see Goldie Looking Chain. 20:50.608 --> 20:51.028 Are you ready? 20:51.268 --> 20:51.528 All right. 20:51.588 --> 20:59.390 I mean, I should say that I worry about my qualification to be an expert in this field because I've never used a- downloaded a ringtone or anything like that. 20:59.590 --> 21:00.750 Yeah, but you know annoying. 21:02.451 --> 21:09.257 A crocodile who gyrates on screen, makes grunting noises in an attempt to become grimely excited, has a green winky. 21:10.922 --> 21:12.303 Well, it's a bit derivative, isn't it? 21:12.343 --> 21:12.863 A bit derivative. 21:12.923 --> 21:16.606 OK, Wacky Whale wears a spinning bow tie, shoots urine from his spout. 21:17.546 --> 21:18.547 I- I like that. 21:18.807 --> 21:19.688 How could you say it was urine, though? 21:19.708 --> 21:21.449 Wouldn't it just look like yellow seawater? 21:21.549 --> 21:23.891 It might look like lemonade, but that's no bad thing. 21:23.911 --> 21:25.071 You don't want to be too revolting. 21:25.191 --> 21:25.332 OK. 21:25.812 --> 21:26.552 OK, we've got a few more. 21:26.893 --> 21:31.456 Zebra Dunes Triptease sings a song that says, uh, take off ze bra, baby. 21:32.496 --> 21:33.697 That's from Holly in Croydon. 21:33.777 --> 21:35.098 She's got another one in a second, Holly. 21:35.438 --> 21:36.799 So don't pass judgement on Holly yet. 21:36.819 --> 21:38.239 Steve- Not so sure about the zebra. 21:38.259 --> 21:38.900 Ricky- Smug Slug. 21:39.160 --> 21:43.122 Does the blue steel pout from Zoolander sings, I love me, I look great, you look great? 21:43.142 --> 21:44.683 It's from Matt the student. 21:44.703 --> 21:49.546 Steve- That's- that's- I mean, it see- it comes on banal, that one, but it's got- Ricky- Yeah, Smug Slug. 21:49.566 --> 21:50.686 Steve- It's got potential. 21:50.706 --> 21:52.047 Smug Slug is pretty good. 21:52.067 --> 21:53.468 Ricky- Okay, asthmatic antelope. 21:53.768 --> 21:56.690 Sings bohemian rhapsody but wheezes and then takes a puff on an inhaler. 21:56.750 --> 21:57.310 Toby and Brighton. 21:57.890 --> 21:58.791 Good for asthmatic people. 21:59.531 --> 22:00.092 That's stupid. 22:00.132 --> 22:01.414 Empowering for asthmatic people, though. 22:01.474 --> 22:02.235 It's just stupid. 22:02.255 --> 22:03.937 Are you calling asthmatic people stupid? 22:04.178 --> 22:05.760 No, I'm calling the asthmatic angelos stupid. 22:05.780 --> 22:07.382 OK, OK, we should be specific about that, yeah, OK. 22:08.143 --> 22:09.585 Doesn't look like you're gonna get the tickets there, Toby. 22:09.966 --> 22:11.768 Uh, prickly pimp, hedgehog with a huge cigar. 22:12.625 --> 22:13.266 Why pimp? 22:13.386 --> 22:14.447 Why pimp? 22:14.647 --> 22:15.107 Like a pimp. 22:15.168 --> 22:16.809 Like a pimp daddy, mac daddy, puff daddy. 22:17.170 --> 22:18.691 You know, like a- Do pimps smoke cigars? 22:18.731 --> 22:19.392 Yeah, of course they do. 22:19.412 --> 22:20.072 Come on, zoot suit. 22:20.813 --> 22:21.374 That sort of thing. 22:21.694 --> 22:23.095 Priggly pimp, hedgehog with huge cigar. 22:23.135 --> 22:23.896 That's all I've got. 22:23.936 --> 22:24.437 It's anonymous. 22:25.238 --> 22:25.738 Let's move on. 22:25.838 --> 22:26.619 There's better ones. 22:26.659 --> 22:27.760 OK, this is one of my favourites. 22:27.780 --> 22:29.021 Nothing beats the whale so far. 22:29.161 --> 22:30.923 No, this is one of my favourites because it's so simple. 22:31.163 --> 22:32.665 This was sent without even a name. 22:33.185 --> 22:35.548 A lollipop with a cute face called yummy yum yum. 22:37.148 --> 22:37.549 That's it. 22:38.510 --> 22:38.970 That's good. 22:39.250 --> 22:42.795 I see what's missing, of course, is the sounds for all of these, and that's the key component. 22:42.835 --> 22:44.557 Well, yeah, but this is just, you know, we can work on that. 22:44.937 --> 22:45.958 I've got two more, OK? 22:45.978 --> 22:46.499 Camp Camel. 22:47.059 --> 22:50.243 This is the second one from Holly, who also gave us a zebra. 22:51.484 --> 22:54.087 A Camp Camel, a camel, and its humps are boobs. 22:56.129 --> 22:58.870 I think she's- she's nicking your, uh, sausage with boobs. 22:58.890 --> 22:59.550 Oh, she's copying. 22:59.970 --> 23:03.752 OK, finally, this was via email from Ian, uh, who has a P.S. 23:03.772 --> 23:04.532 Please read this out. 23:04.652 --> 23:06.073 Here, your dream's gonna come true, I'm gonna read it out. 23:06.473 --> 23:08.093 Platypus, which smokes cannabis. 23:09.074 --> 23:10.294 Well, you can't get away with that. 23:10.314 --> 23:11.834 The platypus- the platypus? 23:12.055 --> 23:16.356 Platypus, sorry about that, has a huge mohican which flaps around all the time. 23:16.396 --> 23:18.017 He sings a song which would go something like this. 23:18.037 --> 23:18.857 Ian's actually written the song. 23:18.977 --> 23:19.157 Right. 23:20.111 --> 23:21.211 I don't think I can sing this song. 23:22.091 --> 23:26.332 You should have read the song first before you- It's basically a song that advocates the use of Class P drugs. 23:27.293 --> 23:31.233 Er, and then it says with a doo-doo-dah-doo-doo in the background. 23:31.253 --> 23:32.174 Does it go dooby-dooby-doo? 23:32.574 --> 23:33.094 Er, it doesn't. 23:33.134 --> 23:33.814 He's missed that trick. 23:34.054 --> 23:37.835 He would jump up and down while the mohican shakes and he would be smoking cannabis during the whole advert. 23:38.475 --> 23:40.635 Well, it's fine, but it's totally impractical. 23:40.655 --> 23:41.556 You can't get away with that. 23:41.596 --> 23:43.636 You can't tell the kids to go and smoke drugs. 23:43.656 --> 23:44.756 That's a disaster. 23:44.776 --> 23:47.757 Well, is it right to have a frog with a willy and balls? 23:48.457 --> 23:49.338 Well, yes, it is. 23:49.518 --> 23:51.159 Everyone's got a willy and balls. 23:51.199 --> 23:51.660 That's true. 23:52.440 --> 23:53.721 OK, so who's your winner, Adam? 23:54.042 --> 23:56.524 Well, I think it's a no-brainer. 23:56.584 --> 23:57.064 It's the whale. 23:57.084 --> 23:57.885 It's the wacky whale. 23:57.945 --> 23:59.006 It's the wacky whale. 23:59.046 --> 24:00.787 I don't even know if he got a name for the wacky whale. 24:00.807 --> 24:03.169 Well, I'll tell you, it's between the wacky whale and the lolly. 24:03.790 --> 24:04.390 And the lolly. 24:04.530 --> 24:06.131 Yum Yum the lolly. 24:06.151 --> 24:06.392 Yeah. 24:06.652 --> 24:08.473 Yum Yum the lolly lacks edge, though, doesn't it? 24:08.693 --> 24:13.738 Well, I'd like to get the person that thought of Yum Yum and maybe get them on the phone and see if they could come up with some kind of Yum Yum theme. 24:13.758 --> 24:16.660 Let's go and see if we can summon the people who've come up with these. 24:16.860 --> 24:21.694 All right, now, um, we've got a track now from Queen to the Stone Age, and it's got a cow bell. 24:22.095 --> 24:22.376 All right? 24:33.220 --> 24:34.241 Steve Laughs 24:50.723 --> 24:50.963 what? 24:51.204 --> 24:52.324 I know where they're gonna go with that. 24:52.364 --> 25:04.594 Yeah, it's a turtle shell that- or either has a burping head or a farting or turd popping rear end and it burps out of its front and then farts out of the back and it gets faster and faster and faster. 25:04.814 --> 25:11.319 The turtle shell spins round because of the velocity of the burping and the farting until it gets so fast that it explodes. 25:11.439 --> 25:12.120 Too complicated. 25:12.160 --> 25:12.860 No, that's good. 25:12.920 --> 25:13.481 Too complicated. 25:13.501 --> 25:15.062 Because that's a ringtone, it's a- 25:18.224 --> 25:20.607 When your phone rings, that's going to get everyone around you on the bus laugh. 25:21.068 --> 25:23.211 And then you've also got the visual imagery, the spinning shell. 25:23.271 --> 25:24.112 I think that's really good. 25:24.212 --> 25:25.794 OK, yeah, yeah, you've talked me around. 25:25.854 --> 25:32.181 But we've also got on the phone, David Enfield, who came up with our leading contender so far, which was Yum Yum the Lolly. 25:34.431 --> 25:36.193 We had some reservations about Yum Yum Lolly. 25:36.213 --> 25:39.316 Well, it just seems a little babyish, a little immature. 25:39.356 --> 25:41.918 It's a little blank, but let's talk to its creator. 25:42.378 --> 25:42.919 Hello, Dave. 25:42.939 --> 25:43.839 Hi, Dave Cohen. 25:44.020 --> 25:44.380 You all right? 25:44.680 --> 25:45.201 Yeah, we're fine. 25:45.241 --> 25:46.882 Thanks a lot for coming on the show. 25:46.902 --> 25:50.785 It's exciting to have someone like you on the show with a mind like yours. 25:51.126 --> 25:53.828 Tell us, what's the story behind the genesis of Yum Yum the Lolly? 25:54.288 --> 25:55.830 I dunno, just popped in the head. 25:55.950 --> 25:57.891 Yummy yum yum, the yummy yum lolly. 25:59.353 --> 26:00.614 Dave, you're a kind of genius. 26:00.654 --> 26:02.095 How often do you have ideas like that? 26:04.134 --> 26:05.856 Do you carry a pad around? 26:05.876 --> 26:07.677 No, I just came in the head. 26:07.717 --> 26:07.978 Right. 26:08.238 --> 26:12.762 And did you know, when you got the idea for Yum Yum the Lolly, did you know this is a winner? 26:13.062 --> 26:15.704 Could you feel it, or did you just think, well, this is just another idea? 26:15.724 --> 26:17.126 Oh, it's just another idea. 26:17.346 --> 26:17.746 Really? 26:17.766 --> 26:19.027 Yeah, daily occurrence. 26:19.287 --> 26:25.793 And now, Dave, have you got any ideas for what kind of theme tune or sound the Yum Yum Lolly could make? 26:26.374 --> 26:28.916 Well, she's gonna have a high-pitched, squeaky voice. 26:28.936 --> 26:29.997 Do it for us, do it for us. 26:30.017 --> 26:31.318 So our phone rings, and what do we hear? 26:32.020 --> 26:34.223 A yummy yum yum, he's got a sticky bum bum. 26:34.804 --> 26:36.506 He's got a sticky bum bum, that's new. 26:37.147 --> 26:42.375 And so what happens visually, because it needs a visual gimmick as well, what happens with the lolly on the screen? 26:42.415 --> 26:47.242 He takes on fire, he just freestyled, yummy yum yum, he's got a sticky bum bum. 26:47.302 --> 26:47.983 What more do you want? 26:49.286 --> 26:51.227 He's got to dance, he's got to move, you know. 26:51.427 --> 26:55.668 He's got- did he have little arms and legs or is it just literally like a lolly waggling on- On a stick. 26:55.948 --> 26:56.308 On a stick. 26:56.388 --> 26:57.088 On a stick. 26:58.289 --> 26:59.309 On a stick. 26:59.329 --> 27:01.770 That's not an original idea to put a lolly on a stick, is it? 27:01.830 --> 27:03.510 I think you might have copied that off lollies. 27:04.451 --> 27:05.231 Off lollies, generally. 27:05.251 --> 27:06.091 Dave, thanks a lot, man. 27:06.111 --> 27:10.653 I think we're all going to make quite a lot of money and as soon as we get the idea off the ground, we'll be in touch. 27:10.673 --> 27:12.393 Dave, do you want us to go and see Goldie Looking Chain? 27:12.713 --> 27:13.514 Yeah, sure. 27:13.574 --> 27:14.574 Are you free on when is it? 27:15.134 --> 27:16.295 Next Thursday, the 24th. 27:16.515 --> 27:17.195 Next Thursday, the 24th. 27:17.255 --> 27:17.655 Are you free? 27:18.103 --> 27:18.603 Yeah, I think. 27:18.863 --> 27:19.304 Oh, there we go. 27:19.344 --> 27:20.944 Two tickets to Goldilocking Chain coming your way. 27:20.984 --> 27:22.305 Thank you very much for sending that in. 27:22.325 --> 27:23.105 Cheers, mate. 27:23.266 --> 27:23.946 And that's awesome. 27:23.966 --> 27:27.808 You know, that's going to be annoying everybody on every mode of transport very soon. 27:28.068 --> 27:28.528 Genius. 27:28.568 --> 27:29.389 Thanks a lot, Dave. 27:29.789 --> 27:38.033 And we still haven't managed to contact the person that created the whale with wee coming out of its blowhole, but we will. 27:38.053 --> 27:43.476 And when we do, we'll ask them what they were thinking about. 27:43.516 --> 27:44.396 This is Adam and Joe on XFN. 27:44.416 --> 27:44.596 XFN. 27:50.376 --> 27:51.517 Oh my God, I can't believe it. 27:51.637 --> 27:53.058 Oh my God, I can't believe it. 27:53.318 --> 27:57.502 Hey, listen, you know you introduced a song, was it the Food Fighters song, and you said this song has got a cowbell? 27:57.522 --> 27:59.083 Uh, Queen's of the Stone Age. 27:59.103 --> 27:59.744 Queen's of the Stone Age. 27:59.764 --> 28:02.626 We've received an email, uh, from Cressida Greening. 28:02.826 --> 28:05.328 It says, uh, the subject is, you're wrong. 28:06.169 --> 28:07.450 The message reads as follows. 28:07.730 --> 28:10.472 I think you'll find it's not a cowbell, it's a word block. 28:10.712 --> 28:11.793 Dash, get it right. 28:12.854 --> 28:13.814 Oh, well, I've been told. 28:13.934 --> 28:14.194 Yeah. 28:14.335 --> 28:15.795 You see, I thought you'd like that one. 28:16.215 --> 28:16.435 Good. 28:16.475 --> 28:17.516 Thank you very much indeed. 28:17.556 --> 28:17.976 Who was that? 28:18.156 --> 28:18.956 Cressida Greening. 28:19.236 --> 28:20.797 Thank you very much indeed, Cressida. 28:21.377 --> 28:28.419 And, um, I know where you live and I'm gonna come round and use the woodblock on your head a bit later on. 28:28.519 --> 28:29.179 No, I'm joking. 28:29.219 --> 28:30.920 Obviously, Cressida, I really appreciate that. 28:31.000 --> 28:31.720 Thank you very much. 28:31.780 --> 28:34.001 I've been humbled and told and that's very interesting as well. 28:34.021 --> 28:35.941 Um, and thanks for getting in touch. 28:36.381 --> 28:38.742 Um, now, I think we've got Louise on the line. 28:38.782 --> 28:39.622 Hi, Louise, are you there? 28:40.122 --> 28:40.523 Hi. 28:40.803 --> 28:41.423 Hi, how are you? 28:42.148 --> 28:42.489 Good, thanks. 28:42.529 --> 28:42.909 How are you? 28:43.110 --> 28:43.731 Yeah, very well. 28:43.891 --> 28:45.413 And Louise, it was your idea. 28:45.433 --> 28:50.341 Now, in fact, talk us through your idea for a great new text character. 28:50.621 --> 28:50.862 Thanks. 28:51.082 --> 28:53.526 Well, I was thinking wacky whale, text wacky. 28:54.828 --> 28:55.008 Are you? 28:55.028 --> 28:56.871 He wears a spinning bow tie because he's that wacky. 28:57.884 --> 29:02.246 And he actually, I don't want to say the word, but he does actually shoot urine from his blowhole. 29:02.266 --> 29:02.866 Wow. 29:02.926 --> 29:04.387 This is Blue Monday by New Order. 29:04.747 --> 29:05.627 Oh, that's very good. 29:05.727 --> 29:07.188 So the ringtone is Blue Monday? 29:07.548 --> 29:07.748 Yes. 29:08.048 --> 29:11.669 And then he shoots wee from his... What's Blue Monday? 29:11.749 --> 29:12.610 Am I missing something here? 29:12.650 --> 29:13.710 What's Blue Monday got to say? 29:13.730 --> 29:14.591 That's Blue Whale. 29:15.011 --> 29:18.892 Well, kind of Blue, Blue Whale, and, you know, you heard that tick song. 29:18.932 --> 29:20.593 It's about time the music got good, isn't it? 29:21.187 --> 29:36.312 Yeah, I must say we'd have to pay quite a lot of money to New Order, probably, for the publishing rights for Blue Monday, so that's a bit of a- a bit of a- Louise, I'm worried as well about what's happened to the whale that it's got urine coming out of its blowhole, because that's not right. 29:37.013 --> 29:41.274 Oh, wow. 29:41.694 --> 29:43.495 It works on a number of levels, doesn't it? 29:44.195 --> 29:46.156 Do you- are you with your children there, Louise? 29:47.268 --> 29:48.209 There's probably some around. 29:48.309 --> 29:49.290 I'm not with them per se. 29:49.330 --> 29:49.610 Right. 29:49.851 --> 29:50.892 Oh, I hear little voices. 29:51.252 --> 29:54.815 Maybe you're just haunted or possessed or something and it's the sounds of demons. 29:55.236 --> 29:57.698 Louise, thank you so much indeed for calling in. 29:58.299 --> 29:59.960 We'll give you a copy of Man on Fire. 29:59.980 --> 30:00.521 Would you like that? 30:00.541 --> 30:03.363 It's featuring Denzel Washington and a t-shirt and some shot glasses. 30:03.824 --> 30:04.505 Yeah, I'd love that. 30:04.545 --> 30:04.905 Bring it on. 30:05.065 --> 30:08.969 So once you put the kiss to bed you can sit and get smashed and watch Man on Fire. 30:09.960 --> 30:10.860 Ricky Laughs Ricky Laughs 30:34.051 --> 30:34.552 Absolutely. 30:34.612 --> 30:35.933 And put it on the website or something. 30:35.954 --> 30:36.875 Free play time now. 30:36.895 --> 30:38.176 Joe, do you want to introduce this one? 30:38.276 --> 30:41.841 Uh, yeah, this is, uh, Ian Durie and the Blockheads with Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick. 30:50.151 --> 30:56.174 That was Smoke Patrol with How To Be Dead, the fourth single taken from their Mercury-nominated third album Final Straw. 30:56.234 --> 30:58.075 How could they possibly know how to be dead? 30:58.496 --> 31:05.279 Well, maybe they don't mean actually dead, maybe they mean how to sort of play dead, so for instance in a war you don't get killed. 31:06.400 --> 31:08.781 Um, I understand now, thank you. 31:09.301 --> 31:09.401 OK. 31:09.421 --> 31:11.803 This is Adam and Joel on XFM, we're here with you for another 25 minutes. 31:11.863 --> 31:13.824 Coming up now, it's Ditties in the Dark. 31:19.517 --> 31:25.123 This is, of course, the segment of the show where Adam and I battle it out to play the final track of our two-hour slot here on XFM. 31:25.343 --> 31:26.003 He said slot. 31:26.364 --> 31:26.764 Yeah, I did. 31:27.024 --> 31:29.607 Only one of us can win, and you, the listeners, get to decide. 31:29.687 --> 31:36.854 Everybody who... basically, we take five calls, the best of five votes wins, and everybody who comes through will win a copy of the block. 31:37.014 --> 31:38.535 party album. 31:38.595 --> 31:41.696 Now how do you say, how do you pronounce the name of that band? 31:41.717 --> 31:43.698 Because there's no K on the end of Bloch. 31:44.098 --> 31:44.638 It's not bloke? 31:45.158 --> 31:45.338 No. 31:45.819 --> 31:48.040 I'm having a bloke party tonight. 31:48.300 --> 31:51.942 Just loads of blokes are going to play the bloke party album. 31:52.022 --> 31:54.943 Now that would be B-L-O-Q. 31:55.003 --> 31:55.584 Bloch party. 31:56.204 --> 31:58.045 Anyway, this is supposedly a superb album. 31:58.065 --> 31:58.786 Do you own it, Adam? 31:58.806 --> 31:59.946 You're a fan of these guys? 32:00.006 --> 32:01.227 Yeah, I went out and bought it this week. 32:01.247 --> 32:01.828 I can't believe it. 32:01.848 --> 32:03.328 I could have nicked one off the listeners. 32:03.368 --> 32:04.089 Do you like it? 32:05.270 --> 32:06.610 I do like it. 32:06.710 --> 32:09.732 Don't you think the cover looks like the cover of The Man Who by Travis? 32:09.932 --> 32:10.213 It does. 32:10.273 --> 32:12.114 It's just a sort of snowy wasteland. 32:12.534 --> 32:16.960 So you could win a copy of that album if you vote for your favourite one of these two tracks. 32:17.020 --> 32:22.087 The theme for Ditty's in the Dock this week is music connected to advertising or used in adverts. 32:22.247 --> 32:26.173 Tracks that have been used in adverts rather than advertising jingles, you know? 32:26.193 --> 32:27.114 Yes, not jingles. 32:27.194 --> 32:27.335 No. 32:27.935 --> 32:29.357 So shall I tell you what I've got this week, Adam Buxton? 32:29.377 --> 32:29.658 Go on then. 32:29.898 --> 32:34.842 This week I've got a song called Halotosh Godotoshiba by Pato Banton. 32:34.862 --> 32:37.985 He's not one of the nasty homophobic Bantans like Buju Banton. 32:38.266 --> 32:39.106 He's a lovely Banton. 32:39.146 --> 32:40.027 He's based in Birmingham. 32:40.067 --> 32:41.709 He's one of Britain's biggest dancehall stars. 32:41.989 --> 32:50.016 And in 1985, he recorded this track to the tune of Halotosh Godotoshiba, which in itself was based on, I think, an Alexei Sayle track. 32:50.556 --> 32:51.657 Hello, John Gotten You Motor. 32:51.677 --> 32:52.258 Yeah, exactly. 32:52.578 --> 32:57.643 which was then turned into the famous 80s advert, Hallo toshiko toshiba, and this is a spin-off from that. 32:57.683 --> 33:05.630 It's a fantastic, very accessible dancehall ram jam reggae track with hallo toshiko toshiba as the chorus. 33:05.930 --> 33:11.956 It's brilliantly funny, you'll never hear it again, and I'd love to be able to play it to everybody today. 33:12.316 --> 33:18.880 So call 0-8-7-1-2-2-2-1-0-4-9 and vote Hello Tosh God of Toshiba if you want to hear that record. 33:18.980 --> 33:23.263 Alternatively... Well, I'm just a bit worried because you're just bending rules, aren't you? 33:23.743 --> 33:23.963 Why? 33:23.983 --> 33:24.884 That's rule-bending. 33:25.064 --> 33:25.344 Why? 33:25.464 --> 33:27.325 Because it's ad-related. 33:27.365 --> 33:28.926 It's not been used on an ad. 33:29.126 --> 33:29.426 Yeah. 33:29.646 --> 33:30.107 Well, it has. 33:30.127 --> 33:32.368 Hello Tosh God of Toshiba is an advert. 33:32.408 --> 33:32.828 That's a jingle. 33:32.848 --> 33:34.269 Yeah, that's pretty closely related. 33:34.289 --> 33:34.929 Rule-bending. 33:35.630 --> 33:36.651 Well, I set the rules. 33:36.951 --> 33:38.492 I put a little kink in them when I set them. 33:40.217 --> 33:40.918 What have you got, man? 33:40.938 --> 33:41.338 What have you got? 33:41.358 --> 33:41.838 What have you got? 33:42.319 --> 33:47.522 I've got Spike Jones and his wacky, wacky, wacky Keons. 33:47.882 --> 33:52.444 In this case, with a track called... I've forgotten what it's called now. 33:54.445 --> 33:55.026 So thick. 33:55.266 --> 33:56.747 It's called Hawaiian War Chant. 33:57.027 --> 33:57.267 Right. 33:57.647 --> 34:02.270 And it goes... I can't do it because it's too impossible, but... I'm ruining it. 34:02.290 --> 34:03.611 Which advert was it used on? 34:09.494 --> 34:28.617 I can't remember it was on I think maybe something food related like crisps or chocolate dippers or didn't obviously do the job of keeping the product in my mind but I was disappointed I was really gutted when they used it because it was always a favorite song and I thought it was a little secret that I had a secret song so it's a track that's been sort of ruined by advertising 34:28.737 --> 34:34.866 Yeah, it has, but I'm trying to get over it because I keep getting in arguments with people who just say, why don't you just grow up and stop being such a snob? 34:34.906 --> 34:36.208 Who cares if it's on an advert? 34:36.569 --> 34:43.379 Which is fair enough, but I always get really upset when my favorite songs get used on ads, especially if I feel that I discovered them, you know? 34:43.980 --> 34:47.821 Anyway, this is a song that children everywhere love. 34:47.861 --> 34:50.361 I play this one to my son a lot, and it makes him giggle. 34:50.421 --> 34:54.042 And it is very funny, and I wish I could do a better rendition to remind you of it. 34:54.522 --> 34:56.283 But that's what I'm going for. 34:56.343 --> 34:59.343 Spike Jonze, not the film director, but the amusing musician. 34:59.783 --> 35:00.343 So that's it. 35:00.383 --> 35:04.144 So it's Hello, Toskato Toshiba versus Spike Jonze in this week's Ditties in the Dock. 35:04.184 --> 35:05.464 Call 0 8 7 1 triple 2 1 0 4 9. 35:06.385 --> 35:09.045 Everyone who comes on air wins a copy of the block party album. 35:09.305 --> 35:10.305 The lines are open now. 35:10.605 --> 35:11.245 Get dialing. 35:11.786 --> 35:13.186 Here's a record for while you're doing it. 35:20.694 --> 35:29.731 that's block party with so here we are from their album silent alarm and that album is new out and you can win it if you get through on this week's this is in the dark 35:35.167 --> 35:48.790 Just to remind you, this week the battle between myself and Joe for who gets to play the last song of our show is between songs that have an advertising connection after the rules were bent by Joe Cornish. 35:49.210 --> 35:55.572 Originally, they were supposed to be songs that had been used on ads, but Joe got one that was ad-related. 35:55.712 --> 35:59.193 Well, Hello Tashkara Toshiba, I think, was used on an advert. 35:59.933 --> 36:01.053 Not this version, though. 36:01.253 --> 36:02.033 No, that's true. 36:02.294 --> 36:03.694 But, you know, a little bit bendy. 36:03.714 --> 36:04.734 Never hurt anybody. 36:04.754 --> 36:09.395 Anyway, so Joe's bendy attract is Hello Tosh, Goddess of Shiba by Pato Banton. 36:09.655 --> 36:14.636 The one I'm asking you to vote for is Spike Jones with Hawaiian War Chant. 36:14.716 --> 36:18.257 We're gonna take five calls, and the best of those five calls will win it. 36:18.317 --> 36:18.957 Who have we got, Joe? 36:19.057 --> 36:19.777 Oh, we've got Sarah. 36:19.797 --> 36:20.338 Hello, Sarah. 36:20.558 --> 36:21.138 Hello. 36:21.298 --> 36:21.978 How are you today? 36:21.998 --> 36:23.218 I'm very good, thanks. 36:23.738 --> 36:23.958 Good. 36:24.038 --> 36:25.599 And what are you voting for today, Sarah? 36:26.199 --> 36:26.739 Uh, Tosh. 36:27.423 --> 36:42.491 hello toshikata shiba yeah well done that's that's very very clever of you congratulations it's only a bit casual there sarah yeah well no she's she's passed she's so passionate that she you know can't express it properly yeah yeah is that right sarah yeah i'm so excited about hearing this 36:42.711 --> 36:44.651 Yeah, man, you're going to love this track. 36:44.751 --> 36:45.712 It's fantastic. 36:45.832 --> 36:46.812 It's going to be so good. 36:46.872 --> 36:48.652 Oh, you're brilliant. 36:48.672 --> 36:49.592 Sarah, thanks so much. 36:49.632 --> 36:51.473 Thank you for listening to the show, and thank you for calling. 36:51.493 --> 36:54.613 You win a copy of Silent Alarm by block party, bloke party. 36:55.494 --> 36:56.094 Aidan's next. 36:56.654 --> 36:57.594 Hey, Aidan, how you doing? 36:58.234 --> 36:58.894 Hiya, how you doing? 36:59.174 --> 37:00.095 Yeah, very good, thanks. 37:00.535 --> 37:02.135 How old are you, Aidan, if you don't mind me asking? 37:03.195 --> 37:04.855 I'm 38, going on seven. 37:05.196 --> 37:05.796 Are you really? 37:05.816 --> 37:08.136 You sound very, very chirpy. 37:09.116 --> 37:10.477 Yeah, I'm not too bad, yeah, I'm at home. 37:10.937 --> 37:11.217 Yeah, good. 37:11.237 --> 37:12.317 I'm not always doing any ass work. 37:13.157 --> 37:13.457 Really? 37:13.738 --> 37:15.819 You sound like some sort of Dickensian pickpocket. 37:17.040 --> 37:21.724 Are you gonna- Can you sing Pick a Pocket or Two? 37:22.805 --> 37:23.486 I could do, yeah. 37:23.506 --> 37:24.647 What could it be for me? 37:24.667 --> 37:25.387 Nothing, absolutely nothing. 37:25.407 --> 37:26.889 Copy of Block Party's new album. 37:27.549 --> 37:29.271 Um, have you been up any chimneys recently? 37:30.992 --> 37:34.175 Um... Doesn't matter to us, that's a ludicrous thing to say, I'm sorry. 37:34.555 --> 37:35.496 What are you gonna vote for? 37:36.468 --> 37:38.109 I'd like to hear Spike Jones, please. 37:38.269 --> 37:40.591 Oh yeah, good move, good move, thanks very much. 37:40.751 --> 37:45.995 It's 1-0, one to Cornish, one to Buxton, one to Hello, Toskara, Toshiba, and one to, what's your song called again, Adam? 37:46.215 --> 37:47.196 Hawaiian War Chant. 37:47.216 --> 37:48.837 Hawaiian War Chant, there we go, 1-0. 37:49.518 --> 37:50.959 Hailey's on line three, hello Hailey. 37:51.379 --> 37:52.260 Hello. 37:52.320 --> 37:53.261 Alright, today Hailey. 37:53.861 --> 37:55.382 Yeah, everything's grand, yep. 37:55.643 --> 37:56.263 Yeah, good. 37:56.283 --> 37:57.644 You've been told to sound chatty. 37:58.044 --> 38:00.106 That's what Lila says to people before they come on. 38:00.506 --> 38:02.328 But you sound like it's a bit of an effort. 38:02.448 --> 38:04.109 You're having a bit of a crap day. 38:06.171 --> 38:08.392 Well, yeah, I've been let down a bit. 38:08.853 --> 38:09.393 Who's let you down? 38:10.034 --> 38:11.695 Oh, just, you know, people. 38:11.935 --> 38:12.536 Delivery men. 38:12.756 --> 38:13.136 Plumbers. 38:13.416 --> 38:14.257 I hate people. 38:14.617 --> 38:17.700 What, did you have some exciting plans that got the kibosh? 38:18.482 --> 38:19.183 Yeah, yeah. 38:19.303 --> 38:19.943 What kind of thing? 38:20.503 --> 38:21.604 Well, wasn't that exciting? 38:21.624 --> 38:24.566 Just leaving the house is pretty much quite exciting for me, definitely. 38:25.267 --> 38:25.907 Right. 38:25.967 --> 38:26.808 Now I'm not leaving the house. 38:27.308 --> 38:27.969 Oh, well, that's the same. 38:27.989 --> 38:31.772 Well, you can snuggle up with Nathan Barley and the repeat of the Friday night project tonight. 38:32.272 --> 38:33.253 Is Nathan Barley on tonight? 38:33.313 --> 38:33.533 I think. 38:33.573 --> 38:35.534 Isn't it repeated Saturday midnight or something? 38:35.874 --> 38:36.055 Oh. 38:36.175 --> 38:36.475 Maybe. 38:36.535 --> 38:36.835 I don't know. 38:37.235 --> 38:38.857 Anyway, you can have a nice evening in. 38:39.137 --> 38:40.238 And what are you going to vote for, Hayley? 38:40.258 --> 38:41.919 Is it going to be Tosh or Adam's one? 38:42.592 --> 38:44.614 I'm going for the, the Jones, the Spike Jones one. 38:44.654 --> 38:45.935 The Spike Jones, oh no! 38:45.955 --> 38:48.236 Thanks very much, Tosh, your Adam's won. 38:48.297 --> 38:50.618 Cornish is suffering, that's 2-1 to Busting. 38:50.638 --> 38:54.041 Cornish needs another vote for Tosh, otherwise he's out of the picture with his bendy rules. 38:54.161 --> 38:56.483 Oh no, all of my hopes are pinned on Geoff. 38:56.503 --> 38:57.023 Hello, Geoff. 38:57.404 --> 38:57.784 Hi there. 38:58.044 --> 38:58.665 Hello, Geoff. 38:59.125 --> 38:59.665 Geoff, what? 39:00.126 --> 39:01.567 I'm fine, are you going to vote for Toshiba? 39:02.027 --> 39:03.088 I'm going to make it 2-1. 39:03.448 --> 39:04.869 Way, well done, Geoff. 39:04.909 --> 39:09.393 It's almost as if these phone calls have been cleverly engineered for the maximum dramatic curve. 39:10.265 --> 39:10.967 Well, that's very true. 39:17.663 --> 39:19.024 Jeff, I like your thinking a lot. 39:19.044 --> 39:19.865 That's good logic, Jeff. 39:19.925 --> 39:20.165 Well done. 39:20.185 --> 39:21.025 Thanks very much for your call. 39:21.186 --> 39:23.027 You win a copy of Block Party's Silent Alarm. 39:23.187 --> 39:23.947 The album of the year. 39:24.268 --> 39:26.429 Who's gonna be... Is that Joe Cornish saying that? 39:26.769 --> 39:28.010 Well, yeah, just for the week. 39:28.150 --> 39:30.392 It's the album of the... It's my album of the year as well. 39:30.452 --> 39:38.517 Just because people give us these things to give away on the premise that we'll sort of sell them on air and we're usually just a bit sniffy so I think we're gonna change our tactic and say, you know, this is a must-have album. 39:38.737 --> 39:39.978 Everyone loves the Block Party. 39:40.378 --> 39:41.319 So it's now to all. 39:41.399 --> 39:43.340 This is the deciding vote. 39:44.141 --> 39:46.843 And it comes down to a lady called Bella. 39:46.863 --> 39:47.223 Hello, Bella. 39:47.803 --> 39:48.244 Hiya. 39:48.864 --> 39:49.685 How are you today, Bella? 39:49.705 --> 39:51.387 Don't tell us what you're voting for, just tell us how you are. 39:51.787 --> 39:54.730 I'm fine, I'm sitting outside my gym, I'm about to go in and work out. 39:55.050 --> 39:55.790 Really? 39:56.451 --> 39:59.053 Wow, so, wow, what are you going to be voting for? 39:59.073 --> 40:00.094 Posh. 40:00.114 --> 40:04.498 I can't believe it, you ludicrous, vicious freak. 40:04.518 --> 40:07.461 You're very clever, this is a great track, this is a fantastic track. 40:07.881 --> 40:09.623 Bella, have a good, have a good workout. 40:09.703 --> 40:11.905 How long are you going to spend in the gym, if you don't mind me asking? 40:12.461 --> 40:19.724 I'm going to spend a while in the gym and you know what, I'm going to spend a bit longer because thanks to you I don't have to go and buy a block party because you're going to give it to me. 40:19.744 --> 40:20.344 Hooray! 40:20.864 --> 40:29.507 Well you know what Bella, get into that gym, strip all your clothes off and pump your booty to this track, Hello Tosh Got to Shiba by Pato Banton. 40:30.007 --> 40:31.748 Thank you very much, everyone, for calling in. 40:31.768 --> 40:32.988 Thanks for listening as well. 40:33.048 --> 40:35.329 Enjoy your block party albums, I'm sure you will. 40:35.389 --> 40:36.269 Yeah, thanks a lot for listening. 40:36.569 --> 40:38.690 Next weekend, I'm gonna be away. 40:38.970 --> 40:39.210 What? 40:39.410 --> 40:39.690 Yeah. 40:39.931 --> 40:47.033 I'm going to All Tomorrow's Parties, the exciting indie festival full of bands that I've never heard of, curated by Slint. 40:47.353 --> 40:48.234 So I'm on my own? 40:48.554 --> 40:54.976 Well, what we're gonna do, I think, is I'm gonna come in during the week and we're gonna record a few bits and pieces, but you'll be helming on your own. 40:55.656 --> 40:56.717 I want to go to a party. 40:57.057 --> 40:58.398 It's all tomorrow's parties. 40:58.618 --> 40:59.779 I can have a party in the studio. 40:59.799 --> 41:00.699 Yeah, yeah, yeah, you could. 41:00.719 --> 41:02.040 I'm gonna have a party in the studio. 41:02.120 --> 41:03.181 You could get some bands in. 41:03.421 --> 41:04.862 I'm just gonna get listeners in. 41:04.882 --> 41:05.663 I'm gonna get listeners in. 41:05.923 --> 41:07.744 Listeners, come and hang around in the West End next week. 41:07.964 --> 41:09.165 We'll get you all in and have a party. 41:09.185 --> 41:12.487 Joe Cornish curating the Adam and Joe radio show next weekend. 41:12.987 --> 41:14.768 So this is the winner of Dishes in the Dock this week. 41:14.788 --> 41:16.670 This is Pat O'Bannon with Hello, Toshiba. 41:16.910 --> 41:17.770 We'll see you next week. 41:17.930 --> 41:18.831 No, I'll see you next week. 41:18.851 --> 41:19.952 We'll both see you the week after that. 41:20.312 --> 41:20.512 Alright. 41:20.532 --> 41:21.092 Thanks for listening. 41:21.112 --> 41:21.513 Love you, bye! 41:21.593 --> 41:21.673 Bye! 41:23.311 --> 41:23.951 Come on, Pato. 41:24.111 --> 41:25.432 That's the wrong button again. 41:26.252 --> 41:26.992 Here we go. 41:27.012 --> 41:31.933 This one is a date to check. 41:31.993 --> 41:35.314 This one is a date to check. 41:35.994 --> 41:39.995 I'm really sorry. 41:40.635 --> 41:42.855 You've actually ejected my CD. 41:43.255 --> 41:44.015 Was that an accident? 41:44.055 --> 41:44.856 Yeah, it was, it was. 41:44.876 --> 41:45.936 Was that bitterness? 41:46.036 --> 41:46.776 Sorry, I'm a bit tired. 41:46.796 --> 41:48.396 We can hear the beginning bit again now. 41:48.416 --> 41:49.256 OK, here we go. 41:49.276 --> 41:50.197 This is unbelievable. 41:50.217 --> 41:50.657 This is sabotage. 41:50.697 --> 41:50.937 Sorry. 41:51.237 --> 41:51.697 Sickening. 41:53.217 --> 41:54.417 working my name is 42:35.775 --> 42:51.908 To tell the truth, but I cannot remember All I know it was the middle of winter And I was on my way to go and visit my mother And I've done it on the one day when I called her Ten minutes later got lit in by my sister I ran inside and sat down right there 44:12.888 --> 44:14.830 The season tell me what is the matter? 44:15.331 --> 44:24.260 I said, when my name is Kato, I'm a cool entertainer I only came here because of my matter Every time I tell her that I'm not confused 45:09.737 --> 45:11.858 I'm not bored with you whatsoever. 45:11.938 --> 45:15.400 How would you like to turn yourself up with Fiverr? 45:15.500 --> 45:18.301 Just repeat that line into my game disorder. 45:18.501 --> 45:18.841 Alright? 45:18.901 --> 45:21.662 Hello, Dutch, got it to say Ba ba ba ba. 45:21.942 --> 45:24.703 Hello, Dutch, got it to say Ba ba ba ba. 45:24.964 --> 45:28.065 Hello, Dutch, got it to say Ba ba ba ba ba.