WEBVTT 00:05.182 --> 00:07.322 Yeah, put that in your pipe and smoke it. 00:07.442 --> 00:08.043 I'm frightened. 00:08.423 --> 00:12.344 That is Green Day, of course, with a boulevard of broken dreams. 00:12.744 --> 00:17.925 This is Adam and Joe on XFM, and it's only a week till Christmas! 00:17.945 --> 00:19.165 That's very exciting. 00:19.545 --> 00:26.066 This time next week, man, we're gonna be in a shack in Leicester Square, broadcasting live for our special Christmas Day programme. 00:26.086 --> 00:26.547 That's true. 00:27.307 --> 00:32.608 And then afterwards, I'm gonna go home and stuff myself. 00:33.488 --> 00:35.089 with drugs. 00:35.189 --> 00:36.370 No, I'm not going to do that. 00:36.390 --> 00:37.510 It's not very nice, is it? 00:37.930 --> 00:39.311 No, I'm not going to do that. 00:39.371 --> 00:40.252 Not very Christmassy. 00:41.692 --> 00:43.794 Christmas is all about drugs of one kind or another. 00:44.154 --> 00:44.374 Is it? 00:44.654 --> 00:44.954 Yeah. 00:45.394 --> 00:50.877 Booze, Siggy's, paracetamol, all those kinds of things. 00:50.897 --> 00:52.458 I don't know about that. 00:52.478 --> 00:53.799 I don't think that's Christmas for the homeless. 00:54.659 --> 00:55.300 And the Buxties. 00:56.815 --> 01:01.040 Okay, well, coming up in the next two hours, uh, is my microphone sounding very distorted? 01:01.300 --> 01:01.460 No. 01:01.860 --> 01:02.081 Good. 01:02.161 --> 01:02.982 Okay, those are my ears. 01:03.542 --> 01:06.105 Uh, we have got, uh, mummification. 01:06.666 --> 01:07.146 That's right. 01:07.166 --> 01:08.688 It's an exciting competition. 01:09.088 --> 01:10.970 It's my mum describing something. 01:11.230 --> 01:12.131 You have to guess what it is. 01:12.472 --> 01:13.253 It's really very simple. 01:13.273 --> 01:14.394 You know the deal. 01:15.014 --> 01:15.675 And, uh, if you... 01:16.876 --> 01:20.038 correctly guess what she's talking about, you win a huge stack. 01:20.058 --> 01:21.719 We've got a massive Christmas stack of prizes. 01:21.759 --> 01:24.401 Are we going to give that away for mummification or are we going to have a phone income? 01:24.421 --> 01:27.243 Because we've got the biggest box of prizes ever known to man. 01:27.263 --> 01:30.365 Well either way, we can't give the entire box away for one thing. 01:30.385 --> 01:31.225 I think that's the point. 01:32.686 --> 01:35.608 It's like an amazing game show where they give away a house or a car. 01:35.768 --> 01:37.389 Except without the amazing game. 01:37.869 --> 01:38.830 Well we can think of one. 01:39.315 --> 01:41.417 We can't just pull one out of the bag. 01:41.497 --> 01:44.521 It's taken us this long just to come up with crap commentaries. 01:44.561 --> 01:45.402 I've got one already. 01:45.882 --> 01:46.843 Are you going to tell us? 01:47.224 --> 01:48.024 I could tell you, yeah. 01:48.145 --> 01:48.505 Go on then. 01:49.486 --> 01:50.287 I'll tell you after record. 01:51.601 --> 01:54.764 See what, you can't say yes and then say no. 01:54.784 --> 01:57.467 No, I said yes or I'll tell you after a record. 01:57.487 --> 02:00.750 Right, okay, it's gonna be one of these shows, is it? 02:00.930 --> 02:01.951 Yeah, okay. 02:02.071 --> 02:03.632 Well, who have we got coming up next now? 02:04.313 --> 02:04.893 Uh, don't know. 02:04.913 --> 02:06.315 It's you two. 02:07.776 --> 02:11.239 And sometimes you can make it even. 02:11.400 --> 02:13.662 I can't see the rest, it's not printed on the sheet. 02:27.728 --> 02:29.088 That's the strokes with reptilia. 02:29.128 --> 02:30.689 This is Adam and Joe on XFL. 02:30.709 --> 02:31.409 Hello, hi. 02:32.549 --> 02:41.671 We've got an extraordinary box of goodies to give away this afternoon, and I might just describe to the listeners some of the goodies in there by moving my microphone to floor level. 02:42.332 --> 02:43.692 Wow, this is amazing. 02:43.712 --> 02:45.052 This is amazing action radio. 02:45.072 --> 02:47.633 This is FCUK deodorant, Adam. 02:48.193 --> 02:54.855 Apparently the phrase FCUK, that whole advertising campaign, has resulted in a massive loss of revenue for French permission. 02:54.875 --> 02:55.995 Good, because it's horrible. 02:56.095 --> 02:56.475 Exactly. 02:57.135 --> 03:02.037 The great Ross Ross the great rock discography a crash bandicoot bag. 03:02.057 --> 03:12.860 Hey, well, there's just so much stuff in here I'm trying to find something that's actually good Genesis greatest hits and DVD eat my goal on DVD grumpy old men on DVD will embrace box set DVD double tape DVD and 03:13.260 --> 03:34.961 dirty dancing sue dvd star trek in the original series star trek star trek star trek original series in a big box plastic box 600 chick flicks reviewed in a book the funniest things you never said the ultimate collection of humorous quotations quantum leap the complete first season there's a there's a politics oh there's a ricky gervais t-shirt there's an xfm woolly hat matrix box set there's a copy of crash twinsanity on the ps2 03:35.421 --> 03:36.242 Goonies DVD. 03:36.262 --> 03:38.823 There's the Counting Crows Shrek tie-in single. 03:39.183 --> 03:40.344 Only Fools and Horses DVD. 03:40.464 --> 03:41.865 The Office Christmas Specials. 03:41.885 --> 03:42.585 This is amazing. 03:42.605 --> 03:46.908 This is basically a whole kind of middle-of-the-road DVD collection in a box. 03:47.408 --> 03:48.849 Michael Ball, live in London. 03:48.949 --> 03:50.890 Have you talked about Michael Palin Himalaya DVD? 03:50.930 --> 03:53.472 No, I haven't even talked about that yet. 03:53.512 --> 03:54.352 See, here's something good. 03:54.392 --> 03:56.794 Spellbound, the documentary about little kiddies doing a spelling test. 03:56.814 --> 03:57.374 That's brilliant. 03:57.975 --> 03:58.995 Al Mario, the pub landlord. 03:59.035 --> 04:00.636 Fantasy Football, Only Fools and Horses. 04:01.217 --> 04:01.977 A T-shirt! 04:02.417 --> 04:03.318 This is incredible. 04:03.338 --> 04:04.759 How are we going to give this away? 04:05.578 --> 04:08.220 Uh, well, we could just hand it out to Tramps after the show. 04:08.380 --> 04:10.441 I think it should go to someone who really deserves it. 04:10.741 --> 04:11.442 Tramps deserve it. 04:11.862 --> 04:14.164 Well, Tramps probably can't get access to telephones. 04:14.324 --> 04:15.244 Everyone does. 04:15.264 --> 04:16.986 Do you think people in Tramps have mobiles these days? 04:17.006 --> 04:18.086 Yeah, they've just got bad ones. 04:18.627 --> 04:19.207 Pay us your booze. 04:19.487 --> 04:19.787 Yeah. 04:20.168 --> 04:20.388 Yeah. 04:20.988 --> 04:24.851 Well, if you can call in and prove that you're a tramp, we might give it to you. 04:25.411 --> 04:26.912 Yeah, that includes you, Shane McGowan. 04:27.533 --> 04:29.935 If you phone in, you'll win it all immediately. 04:30.075 --> 04:31.456 A 28 Days Later t-shirt. 04:31.496 --> 04:33.237 What's your idea, Joe, for the competition? 04:33.257 --> 04:36.560 Well, my idea was that I've been reading Viz magazine. 04:36.580 --> 04:38.901 You know, we both read Viz magazine since we were at school. 04:38.921 --> 04:39.462 That's very funny. 04:39.482 --> 04:40.963 And we used to find it hilarious. 04:41.543 --> 04:45.866 But I think their comic strips have gone a little bit downhill. 04:46.747 --> 04:47.768 I haven't read it for a long time. 04:48.088 --> 04:53.313 Well, the letters page is still very good, and the text stuff is pretty good, but the comic strips are almost unreadable. 04:53.574 --> 04:58.758 And this is the kind of thing that, I don't know about you, but I often find myself having ideas for a Viz comic strip. 04:58.878 --> 05:00.500 Your phone's going... Just try and ignore it. 05:01.761 --> 05:03.743 It's going... Doing the R2D2 noise on the thing. 05:09.485 --> 05:09.885 Who is it? 05:09.905 --> 05:10.586 It's Walliams. 05:10.886 --> 05:11.807 Dave Walliams. 05:12.668 --> 05:15.770 I find myself thinking of ideas for this comic strip. 05:15.811 --> 05:17.492 Just ignores the call from the celebrity. 05:17.552 --> 05:19.474 I had a couple this week, for instance. 05:20.635 --> 05:21.716 In fact, my friend had one. 05:22.236 --> 05:28.502 It's a comic strip like the Power Rangers, and it's done just like the Power Rangers, but it's called the Flower Rangers. 05:29.122 --> 05:30.063 Nice, that's good, yeah. 05:30.083 --> 05:31.044 Flower Rangers. 05:31.064 --> 05:35.850 Do they still do that thing like, you know, Clarence Cox's puts pimp matches back in boxes? 05:35.870 --> 05:37.191 Yeah, lots of double entendres and stuff like that. 05:37.232 --> 05:39.935 They've basically still got the same line up of characters that they originally had. 05:40.235 --> 05:40.936 I had another one. 05:41.637 --> 05:45.161 Instead of the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen. 05:49.005 --> 05:49.466 That's nice. 05:49.586 --> 05:56.353 They're a Victorian band of sort of, well, it's like the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, but they just solve crimes by being amazingly soft. 05:56.433 --> 05:57.515 Wow, they even solve crimes. 05:57.555 --> 05:59.977 I thought maybe they just sat around stroking cats and things. 05:59.997 --> 06:00.418 No, that's the thing. 06:00.438 --> 06:04.482 They take on amazing monsters and they destroy them in a very, very gentle way. 06:04.562 --> 06:05.744 That's a good idea for a film. 06:05.884 --> 06:07.265 It's just generally a good idea. 06:07.285 --> 06:09.528 It's got to be better than the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen in the film. 06:09.548 --> 06:10.169 Couldn't be worse. 06:10.649 --> 06:15.530 So that's maybe a competition, you know, people could text in an email in with their ideas for Viz comic strips. 06:15.550 --> 06:18.071 We just need the title, because that's what Viz comics are all about, aren't they? 06:18.111 --> 06:18.571 The title. 06:18.711 --> 06:18.891 Yeah. 06:19.591 --> 06:20.671 Yeah, that's a very good idea, yeah. 06:20.691 --> 06:22.792 And we could send them to Viz and maybe rescue the comic. 06:22.892 --> 06:27.033 Not that it's in trouble, but it might be, if they don't, you know, get some really funny strips in there soon. 06:27.053 --> 06:27.913 And listen to our ideas. 06:28.113 --> 06:28.313 Yeah. 06:28.473 --> 06:29.234 Okay, music now. 06:29.294 --> 06:31.114 Joe, this is a free play and it's one of yours. 06:31.354 --> 06:33.975 Yeah, this is Led Zeppelin with Over the Hills and Far Away. 06:34.195 --> 06:35.115 Adam and Joe on XFN. 06:42.503 --> 06:43.245 Rock and roll! 06:46.295 --> 06:47.296 Mmm, that's the killers. 06:47.576 --> 06:49.037 What a Christmas-y sound. 06:49.577 --> 06:50.497 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 06:50.598 --> 06:51.498 The sound of Christmas. 06:52.279 --> 06:54.780 And this is Adam and Joe on XFM. 06:55.720 --> 06:57.401 And it's the last Saturday before Christmas. 06:57.782 --> 06:58.042 Yeah. 06:58.222 --> 06:59.022 As if you didn't know. 06:59.503 --> 07:01.424 And West End is crazy out there, man. 07:01.524 --> 07:02.564 Well, there's a march going on. 07:02.604 --> 07:04.365 Fathers for Justice have all dressed as Santa. 07:04.706 --> 07:06.106 And they're marching through the West End. 07:06.427 --> 07:07.587 Dressed as Santa. 07:08.248 --> 07:10.449 They always make an impression, those guys. 07:10.669 --> 07:12.090 I should apologise for my phone going off. 07:12.110 --> 07:13.291 That's very unprofessional, isn't it? 07:13.491 --> 07:14.212 Nah, it's exciting. 07:14.252 --> 07:18.815 But I'm having a bit of a party tomorrow and nobody, no one can remember where it is or when it is. 07:19.416 --> 07:22.298 The easiest thing to do would just be to say it on the radio. 07:22.538 --> 07:24.459 But then you'd get a lot of other posts... Well, exactly. 07:24.700 --> 07:25.580 ...that maybe you didn't want. 07:25.981 --> 07:28.242 Maybe I could just ask anybody who doesn't know me to turn off. 07:28.302 --> 07:29.143 It's probably not that many. 07:29.703 --> 07:30.584 Probably not, yeah. 07:30.644 --> 07:32.886 That's up to you, mate, if you want to give it out. 07:32.986 --> 07:33.746 Don't think I want to risk it. 07:34.107 --> 07:34.967 No, fair enough, then. 07:35.448 --> 07:39.691 Have you seen the Martini ad with George Clooney and Lisa Snowdon? 07:40.242 --> 07:52.363 yeah when he sort of turns up as the ultimate gift yeah in fact he gets snubbed doesn't he in favor of martini in favor of a bottle of booze yeah and then he turns and looks to the camera he looks at the camera in a very gorgeous smoldering way goes 07:53.689 --> 07:54.990 Well, how do you like them apples? 07:55.110 --> 07:56.531 I've got something to say about Clune. 07:56.892 --> 07:57.512 Who expected that? 07:57.532 --> 07:58.573 What have you got to say about Clune? 07:58.693 --> 08:00.154 Well, I think you should make your point first. 08:00.634 --> 08:04.217 Well, my point is that it's just a bit creepy, the whole exercise, I thought. 08:04.277 --> 08:04.698 That's all. 08:04.758 --> 08:05.879 Just seems a bit dishonest. 08:06.379 --> 08:09.621 Because, so for people who haven't seen it, the premise is this. 08:10.542 --> 08:14.508 Um, the ad asks the viewer, first of all, what would you wish for? 08:14.648 --> 08:15.669 That's the premise of the ad. 08:15.930 --> 08:23.600 And then it proceeds to show us a girl at a party answering a door to George Clooney, because that's what many women would ask for, the Clooney. 08:24.441 --> 08:26.223 But here's the thing, she only wants... 08:26.804 --> 08:50.652 a bit of martini from george she doesn't want she's presented with george cluney at her party in black tie looking roguish and ready for a rumpee but she just wants a bottle of his martini she'd rather get sozzled than get causal exactly now uh the amusing fantasy premise of this ad i think is undercut obviously by the fact that the girl is lisa snowden and she is in fact going out with george cluney so i think that 08:51.152 --> 09:14.315 would make you think surely that that you know a Clooney's probably doing this as a favor to Snowden don't you reckon like because he's his career is bigger than hers also getting paid a huge amount of money I would I would assume so it's an all-win situation does the girlfriend a favor makes a bit of cash everyone's laughing and then second reason I think this is a bit weird 09:15.319 --> 09:20.746 is that, you know, the fantasy seems to be that Lisa Snowden is just one of the girls. 09:20.766 --> 09:21.547 You know what I mean? 09:21.888 --> 09:23.650 She's just like you, all she dreams about. 09:23.670 --> 09:24.431 She's real and he's not. 09:24.531 --> 09:26.494 Yeah, she dreams about meeting Clooney just like you. 09:26.694 --> 09:29.338 But she does, she knows him, she goes out with him. 09:30.179 --> 09:30.819 Do you know what I mean? 09:31.060 --> 09:40.667 And in fact, she's going home with the cloon after the ad's finished, and we, the pathetic audience, is thereby left to drown out the boredom of our miserable existences with Martini. 09:40.687 --> 09:42.148 Do you know what I mean? 09:42.248 --> 09:42.949 That's what it says to me. 09:43.169 --> 09:44.750 Maybe I'm taking it a bit too seriously. 09:44.970 --> 09:45.511 It's possible. 09:45.631 --> 09:47.032 Yeah, I hadn't thought about it that much. 09:47.392 --> 09:48.393 But it bothered me. 09:48.533 --> 09:51.456 Usually what goes through my head is, you're gloomy. 09:51.696 --> 09:56.860 Obviously that's what went through my head first, but then I started to deconstruct it. 09:57.120 --> 09:59.062 Well, that's what makes you superior to me, Adam. 09:59.623 --> 10:00.203 What did you think? 10:00.483 --> 10:03.806 Well, I've been excited about Oceans 12, which is the sequel to Oceans 11. 10:04.247 --> 10:04.767 That's your right. 10:04.887 --> 10:07.509 I was excited about it until I started reading about it. 10:07.889 --> 10:19.036 And basically, Ocean's Eleven was directed by Stephen Soderbergh, and he's best mates with all the cast, people like Julia Roberts and Andy Garcia and George Clooney and Matt Damon, etc. 10:19.096 --> 10:19.596 Richard Blackwood. 10:19.616 --> 10:22.198 No, you're thinking of the guy with the worst English accent in the world. 10:22.518 --> 10:23.338 Oh yeah, Don Cheadle. 10:23.418 --> 10:23.718 Yeah. 10:24.319 --> 10:28.780 So they're all back for this new version of Ocean's Eleven, Ocean's Twelve. 10:29.300 --> 10:32.121 And they filmed it basically at each other's houses around Europe. 10:32.481 --> 10:37.483 So they went to Lake Como and they stayed at George Clooney's house, and they just filmed at George Clooney's house. 10:38.163 --> 10:47.226 Steven Soderbug operated the camera, apparently it had a very small crew, and it's kind of, appears to be the most hideously, self-indulgent, awful film ever made. 10:47.366 --> 10:49.727 He made another film in a similar way on DV, didn't he? 10:49.747 --> 10:52.509 Yeah, the one set around LA, I can't remember what it was called. 10:52.869 --> 11:05.815 So get this, apparently in Oceans 12, the sequel to Oceans 11, I was reading an interview with them and they were talking about how Julia makes the most amazing, brave, brilliant performance choice towards the end of the movie. 11:06.075 --> 11:08.797 And there's something in the script that will just freak people out. 11:08.817 --> 11:10.357 They'll either love it or they'll hate it. 11:10.417 --> 11:11.378 It's amazingly brave. 11:11.758 --> 11:14.140 It's a brilliant, like punching through the screen. 11:14.300 --> 11:14.981 It's extraordinary. 11:15.001 --> 11:15.901 So I was thinking, what is this? 11:15.941 --> 11:18.523 What is this twist that happens in Oceans 12 that's going to blow our minds? 11:19.104 --> 11:20.085 And I discovered what it is. 11:20.105 --> 11:20.925 Do you want to hear? 11:21.105 --> 11:22.266 This might be a bit of a spoiler. 11:22.587 --> 11:27.110 So maybe if you don't want to have a little element of Oceans 12 spoiled, you should stop this at this point. 11:27.130 --> 11:28.091 You're Dr. Spoiler, man. 11:28.131 --> 11:28.671 I'm Dr. Spoiler. 11:29.112 --> 11:30.693 OK, so certain spoilers can be very exciting. 11:30.713 --> 11:31.594 Let's make this clear. 11:31.914 --> 11:35.597 Please turn off now for a moment if you don't want to hear the spoiler. 11:35.697 --> 11:36.457 It's not a plot twist. 11:36.497 --> 11:38.259 It's just a tiny thing that happens in it. 11:38.499 --> 11:40.001 Can you give it away in ten seconds? 11:40.061 --> 11:40.281 Yeah. 11:40.681 --> 11:45.787 Okay, for the next ten seconds, if you don't want to have Ocean 12 spoiled for you, then put your fingers in your ears. 11:45.807 --> 11:47.088 I don't think it will spoil it for you. 11:47.409 --> 11:47.589 Go. 11:47.609 --> 11:47.649 Go. 11:47.949 --> 11:53.435 Julia Roberts, as part of a heist at the climax, pretends to be who? 11:54.036 --> 11:54.636 Richard Blackwood? 11:54.696 --> 11:55.798 No, Julia Roberts. 11:56.793 --> 11:59.517 Oh my God, my brain's melting! 11:59.618 --> 12:03.884 And then she meets, so she gets into the bank by going, hi, I'm Julia Roberts. 12:04.344 --> 12:07.569 Of course, within the narrative of the film, she's not Julia Roberts, but she is Julia Roberts! 12:07.609 --> 12:08.390 It's so exciting! 12:09.071 --> 12:11.134 And apparently Bruce Willis walks into the scene. 12:11.895 --> 12:14.036 And he's playing Bruce Willis. 12:14.257 --> 12:15.457 I don't think Blackwood got a look in. 12:15.637 --> 12:16.018 Really? 12:16.198 --> 12:17.779 I know, it's surprising, isn't it? 12:17.839 --> 12:19.160 Well, that would have been post-modern. 12:19.220 --> 12:20.080 Doesn't that sound awful? 12:20.881 --> 12:24.883 Yeah, I mean, post-modern is not a sufficiently large phrase to deal with that. 12:24.903 --> 12:25.904 It sounds dreadful, you know what? 12:26.324 --> 12:27.145 I cannot wait. 12:27.245 --> 12:27.865 Can't wait either. 12:28.285 --> 12:29.686 Mummification coming up after this. 12:29.706 --> 12:32.028 This is Adam and Joe on XFM. 12:43.129 --> 12:46.151 Oh, it always finishes so unexpectedly quickly, that one. 12:46.191 --> 12:49.912 That's Killer Man Gyro by Baby Shambles. 12:50.232 --> 12:51.313 Number eight in the charts. 12:51.793 --> 12:53.354 In the UK charts. 12:53.494 --> 12:59.857 And of course, Pete Doherty number one on the NME cool list for 2004. 13:00.237 --> 13:07.321 Is it right to elevate a blatant drug abuser to the position of a cultural hero for the kiddies? 13:08.794 --> 13:10.035 No, of course it's not, it's ludicrous. 13:10.055 --> 13:13.956 It seems to be an easy way to get very famous, Johnny Vegas, Shane McGowan. 13:14.577 --> 13:20.539 If you're nakedly obvious about your drug abuse, in fact if you sort of champion it, people seem to take you to their hearts. 13:20.679 --> 13:23.600 Johnny Vegas isn't an alky, isn't he? 13:24.000 --> 13:27.262 Well, he very much, he always carries a thing of beer, doesn't he, around. 13:27.522 --> 13:30.343 Yeah, so it's like, because everybody loves a bit of a tipple. 13:31.103 --> 13:35.725 Well, he doesn't, he doesn't behave in an alcoholic way in his personal life, I don't think. 13:35.745 --> 13:36.826 Not anymore, but you've got to admit he used to. 13:38.147 --> 13:40.671 That was the thing about Johnny Vegas, he turned up at award ceremonies. 13:40.992 --> 13:41.673 Very, very drunk. 13:41.693 --> 13:44.498 That was his routine though man, that was his shtick. 13:45.728 --> 13:46.809 That was his stand-up shtick. 13:46.949 --> 13:50.412 Maybe you think it was all a very, very sober, brilliantly planned performance. 13:50.432 --> 13:51.873 Yeah, he wears a big prosthetic. 13:52.213 --> 13:53.434 But that's beside the point, really. 13:53.655 --> 13:59.119 My point is, should drug-abusing lunatics be elevated to the position of icons for the kiddies? 13:59.299 --> 14:04.083 Well, you're talking to the wrong audience, because I would imagine most people listening to this would say yes. 14:04.724 --> 14:06.265 I would say yes, as well. 14:06.325 --> 14:07.066 Yes, well done. 14:07.846 --> 14:10.068 Well, I say a firm no. 14:15.714 --> 14:37.364 I always forget to make it a bit louder that one yeah you're rubbish at stabbing I know so it's time for a competition mummification and this week what can they win Joe if they win this well they win this is really a lady prize yeah so if you're a lady a beautiful lady listen very closely because you will not if you're guaranteed to if you're a woman you're guaranteed to love these prizes 14:38.224 --> 14:39.144 It's a book called Chick Flicks. 14:39.765 --> 14:41.365 Over 600 Chick Flicks reviewed. 14:42.105 --> 14:44.526 All chicks love Chick Flicks and also Will & Grace. 14:44.946 --> 14:46.427 That's a big box set of Will & Grace. 14:46.447 --> 14:49.088 Contains all 22 episodes of Will & Grace. 14:49.268 --> 14:50.408 So that's quite a good price. 14:50.588 --> 14:53.589 All you have to do is tell us who my mum is talking about. 14:53.609 --> 14:55.110 0 8 7 1 2 2 2 1 0 4 9 is the number to call. 14:55.130 --> 14:57.531 0 8 7 1 2 2 2 1 0 4 9 if you know who my mum is talking about here. 15:04.713 --> 15:12.755 He's got a kind of sideways, sly smile and nice sort of floppy hair, which is the sort of hair I like. 15:12.855 --> 15:16.076 I really don't like very, very short hair at all. 15:16.096 --> 15:20.777 I like the thought of being able to run one's fingers through somebody's hair. 15:20.797 --> 15:25.519 A few years back, a close friend of mine said, and guess who came to lunch the other day? 15:25.919 --> 15:26.199 Who? 15:26.779 --> 15:29.600 And it was this person, and I thought, I cannot believe it. 15:29.680 --> 15:30.520 What did I miss? 15:30.700 --> 15:32.260 Why wasn't I there? 15:32.281 --> 15:33.941 I would have given you anything. 15:34.561 --> 15:35.482 A boring old stick. 15:35.522 --> 15:36.123 There you go. 15:36.183 --> 15:38.785 So run her hands through his hair. 15:38.805 --> 15:43.590 Which boring old stick was my mother describing there? 15:43.610 --> 15:45.031 08712221049 will find a winner after this. 16:05.373 --> 16:13.247 Well, that was Interpol with Evil, another great Christmas record from your Christmas radio station XFM, sounding good like. 16:15.268 --> 16:16.149 I'm a mummy. 16:16.189 --> 16:16.609 Lou Reed. 16:16.809 --> 16:18.190 Didn't you think he sounded a bit like Lou Reed? 16:18.451 --> 16:19.391 He does a little bit, yeah. 16:19.411 --> 16:23.114 That's what you get when you have one person driving the desk and two DJs. 16:23.995 --> 16:24.215 What? 16:24.375 --> 16:24.816 What do you get? 16:25.176 --> 16:26.797 People talking in stings like that. 16:27.518 --> 16:28.899 Interruptions, yeah. 16:29.299 --> 16:31.601 I blame the rhythm of your conversation. 16:31.621 --> 16:33.563 Yeah, it's slightly halting on a Saturday morning. 16:33.583 --> 16:35.504 You need more full stops, less full stops. 16:35.845 --> 16:40.889 Anyway, we have someone on the line now who thinks they know who my mum was talking about. 16:40.909 --> 16:42.410 Is it Shilpa? 16:42.470 --> 16:43.331 That's right. 16:45.112 --> 16:45.973 Hello Shilpa, how are you? 16:46.193 --> 16:46.973 I'm alright, how are you? 16:47.473 --> 16:48.794 Very, very well, thank you very much. 16:48.814 --> 16:50.895 That was good, wasn't it? 16:51.235 --> 16:52.256 That was excellent, thanks man. 16:52.556 --> 16:53.697 What are you doing today, Shilpa? 16:54.077 --> 16:58.299 Just usual gym, work, going out, getting drunk in the evening. 16:58.619 --> 17:00.260 Gym, work, getting drunk? 17:00.320 --> 17:01.521 What kind of Saturday is that? 17:01.541 --> 17:02.682 A normal one. 17:03.142 --> 17:07.404 She's your classic chick and you will love, well if you win, you'll love these prizes. 17:07.424 --> 17:08.625 Do you like chick flicks? 17:10.717 --> 17:11.458 Yeah, there you go. 17:11.498 --> 17:13.059 She sounds like an advertiser's dream. 17:13.199 --> 17:13.760 Perfect chick. 17:14.100 --> 17:18.824 Gym, gym in the morning, work, get drunk, win a box set of Will & Grace. 17:19.384 --> 17:22.687 You know, Chilpa, if you, if you dropped... Chilpa. 17:22.927 --> 17:23.307 Chilpa. 17:23.408 --> 17:23.708 Chilpa. 17:25.211 --> 17:25.992 How do you pronounce your name? 17:26.212 --> 17:27.612 No, you're doing it right, Chilpa. 17:27.632 --> 17:28.393 Chilpa, yeah. 17:28.713 --> 17:29.533 Just leave it, Joe. 17:29.714 --> 17:30.754 Sorry, I was just correcting you. 17:30.774 --> 17:31.535 You called her Chilpa. 17:31.575 --> 17:34.396 I don't correct you when you do randomly mispronounce names. 17:35.116 --> 17:43.961 Okay, um, Chilpa, um, you know, the thing is that if you just didn't go to the gym and didn't go boozing, the two would cancel each other out. 17:44.001 --> 17:46.423 It would just, uh... That's the ironiest life, you see. 17:46.683 --> 17:46.823 Mmm. 17:47.343 --> 17:47.903 You need both. 17:47.923 --> 17:50.585 You need the ying and the yang and the yong. 17:50.605 --> 17:52.066 Exactly. 17:52.106 --> 17:54.487 Chilpa, who do you think Adam's mum was describing? 17:57.352 --> 17:57.813 John Travolta? 17:57.833 --> 17:59.016 What makes you think it was John Travolta? 17:59.938 --> 18:06.533 It's that one scene in Grease where he's on that car and putting his hands in his hair and doing that crazy smile. 18:06.977 --> 18:10.600 But Adam's mum wanted to run her hands through the man's hair. 18:11.340 --> 18:15.723 I doubt Adam's mum would want to run her hands through John Travolta's greasy, greasy hair. 18:15.743 --> 18:19.566 No, her hands would get stuck and then it would be awful. 18:19.986 --> 18:20.987 I'm afraid that's wrong. 18:21.227 --> 18:22.108 I'm very sorry, Shilpa. 18:22.128 --> 18:22.829 Sorry, Shilpa. 18:23.289 --> 18:24.690 But thank you so much for calling in. 18:24.870 --> 18:27.452 Have a great time at the gym and getting drunk and everything. 18:27.612 --> 18:27.692 Yeah. 18:27.712 --> 18:28.192 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 18:29.033 --> 18:30.114 Just another day for sure. 18:30.254 --> 18:30.714 Another day. 18:31.175 --> 18:32.356 Gym and then drunk. 18:32.376 --> 18:35.739 You should do both at the same time, that's the other way to approach it. 18:35.759 --> 18:36.039 Exactly. 18:36.079 --> 18:36.799 Go to the gym drunk. 18:36.859 --> 18:38.000 Nikki, hello, are you on the line? 18:38.040 --> 18:38.301 Nikki. 18:38.441 --> 18:39.482 I am, I am, hello. 18:39.602 --> 18:40.562 Hello, Nikki, how are you? 18:40.582 --> 18:42.064 Oh, very well, thank you. 18:42.104 --> 18:43.685 Have you been to the gym yet, Nikki? 18:44.005 --> 18:45.566 Oh, good, no, no, no. 18:46.207 --> 18:49.049 I'm actually, I'm on the road, not driving, obviously. 18:49.249 --> 18:49.770 Right, running. 18:49.890 --> 18:50.150 Yeah. 18:51.031 --> 18:52.132 Just running down the road. 18:53.809 --> 18:56.992 Nick, who, sorry, I just got very familiar with you there for a second. 18:57.192 --> 19:00.595 Nick, Nick, babe, babes, who do you think my mum was talking about? 19:00.615 --> 19:02.016 I think it was Hugh Grant. 19:02.357 --> 19:03.958 Yes, of course it was Hugh Grant. 19:03.978 --> 19:05.039 How did you work that one out, Nicky? 19:05.079 --> 19:10.123 Yes, because I had sloppy hair and then I turned the volume down and rang in. 19:10.143 --> 19:12.065 Do you think he really is a bit of a boring old stick? 19:13.106 --> 19:13.426 Sorry? 19:13.506 --> 19:16.429 Do you think Hugh Grant is a bit of a boring old stick in real life? 19:16.449 --> 19:17.930 I didn't hear all I heard the 19:19.401 --> 19:21.301 All she heard was floppy hair and then she started dialing. 19:21.621 --> 19:27.522 She said that Adam's mum said that Hugh Grant came to a party that a friend of Adam's mum gave and he was apparently a boring old stick. 19:28.023 --> 19:29.543 I can imagine that though, yeah. 19:30.203 --> 19:36.464 Having said that, can you imagine what it must have been like for Hugh Grant to go to a party around at my mum's friend's place? 19:37.204 --> 19:42.045 I imagine that he was as bored as a stick and maybe failed to disguise it. 19:42.445 --> 19:44.085 Anyway, Nikki, thank you so much for your call. 19:44.105 --> 19:44.686 Congratulations. 19:44.726 --> 19:46.506 Are you excited about that Will and Grace box set? 19:47.944 --> 19:49.966 Imagine all the gay fun you're gonna have. 19:51.227 --> 19:52.889 It's gonna be outrageous and funny! 19:52.909 --> 19:54.851 Thanks for your call. 19:54.931 --> 19:55.912 Have a very nice day. 19:55.932 --> 19:57.193 This is Adam and Jo on XFM. 19:57.213 --> 19:58.094 Here's a free play now. 19:58.134 --> 20:03.019 This is a tune from a band called New Music from an excellent album of theirs called From A to B. 20:11.806 --> 20:14.047 Great to hear the Smurfs still in work. 20:14.567 --> 20:18.089 Yeah, there's not enough stuff with, you know, squeaky voices in there. 20:18.509 --> 20:22.251 That's new music, and of course it's not new in any way at all. 20:22.311 --> 20:22.551 It's from 1980. 20:22.811 --> 20:26.373 This is Adam and Joe on XFM, London's 104.9. 20:26.413 --> 20:29.154 Don't forget we've got an enormous box of goodies to give away. 20:29.174 --> 20:35.737 25 different DVDs, loads of fantastic CDs courtesy of HMV. 20:36.517 --> 20:40.639 They're the top dog for Christmas when you buy online or in store at the last minute. 20:40.919 --> 20:43.141 Do you know what, I think they're the top dog for any time of year. 20:43.321 --> 20:44.082 Yeah, we like HMV. 20:44.102 --> 20:48.145 One of the reasons I like HMV is the staff usually recognize me. 20:48.666 --> 20:49.186 Do they really? 20:49.226 --> 20:49.486 Yeah. 20:49.626 --> 20:50.847 And that's what I like. 20:50.888 --> 20:52.889 It's a home away from home for you, isn't it? 20:53.850 --> 20:55.752 Now, how are we doing with our vis- 20:56.232 --> 21:03.716 Well, that's right, listen, we've been asking you to come up with ideas for new Viz comic strips, because we feel Viz needs a bit of a shot in the arm for its comic strips. 21:03.736 --> 21:12.922 It is, of course, a brilliant publication, especially Top Tips and the Letters page, but I've noticed that the strips maybe have become a little lackluster in the last year or so. 21:13.862 --> 21:16.484 So, do you want me to read out some of the ones we've got, Adam? 21:16.504 --> 21:17.244 Have you got any good ones? 21:18.045 --> 21:19.345 Well, I don't really know about that. 21:19.365 --> 21:20.406 I've got a couple for you here. 21:20.486 --> 21:20.686 Go on. 21:21.046 --> 21:21.507 How about this? 21:21.927 --> 21:24.709 David Blunkett, he can build a career and then junk it. 21:25.737 --> 21:27.159 And you see it's topical as well. 21:27.199 --> 21:29.281 That would be a sort of topical one-off strip. 21:29.361 --> 21:29.741 That's good. 21:29.781 --> 21:30.522 Did you make that one up? 21:30.562 --> 21:31.163 I made that one up. 21:31.343 --> 21:31.603 Wow. 21:31.824 --> 21:33.866 I'm thinking of writing for Have I Got News For You. 21:34.226 --> 21:34.867 And here's another one. 21:35.468 --> 21:36.549 Nina Pescalator. 21:36.929 --> 21:39.032 She stands on the wrong side of the escalator. 21:39.913 --> 21:40.793 That's very, very good. 21:41.638 --> 21:43.280 You don't think that's good at all, do you? 21:43.320 --> 21:46.543 You're just concentrating on the computer screen. 21:46.643 --> 21:48.285 OK, these are the texts we've had. 21:48.545 --> 21:50.747 Danny Bunyan, he smells like an onion. 21:51.548 --> 21:58.035 That's your basic standard rhyming, you know, that's somebody who's sort of broadly grasped the concept of a vis comic strip. 21:58.075 --> 21:59.617 So it's OK, it's getting there. 21:59.637 --> 22:00.377 What else have we got? 22:01.875 --> 22:04.917 Then we've got one called the Family Belle Neighbours from Hell. 22:05.098 --> 22:13.823 Basically the point we're making is this enormous box of goodies is very much up for grabs if you can come up with a genuinely funny idea for a Viz comic strip. 22:13.943 --> 22:19.187 I had the League of Extraordinarily Gentlemen, who fight monsters in a very gentle way, and what was the other one I had? 22:19.307 --> 22:20.607 Maybe we should just give you the box. 22:20.728 --> 22:21.948 Maybe I should just take the box. 22:22.028 --> 22:22.809 Is that okay, Lila? 22:23.129 --> 22:23.649 Let's do that! 22:23.709 --> 22:25.250 Come on, Lila reckons it's not okay. 22:25.330 --> 22:26.570 Our hard work can present to Lila. 22:26.970 --> 22:28.471 But we might have to overrule her. 22:28.591 --> 22:33.633 If you don't send us a decent idea that's better than Danny Bunyan, he smells like an onion. 22:33.673 --> 22:35.033 OK, do you want to hear a couple more? 22:35.073 --> 22:35.394 Go on then. 22:35.454 --> 22:41.496 How about, this is from Alex in Manchester, he says, how about Harry Pothead and the Stoner Philosopher? 22:42.253 --> 22:44.055 That's getting there, but that's very adult. 22:44.135 --> 22:46.938 Again, that would be a one-issue one, wouldn't it? 22:47.439 --> 22:49.461 Plus, it doesn't really rhyme enough. 22:49.861 --> 22:52.965 Mickey Moose, the working-class unemployed cartoon character. 22:53.906 --> 22:55.227 He's like Mickey Mouse, but Mickey Moose. 22:56.509 --> 22:58.050 It's kind of dated, it's good. 22:58.911 --> 23:01.834 We've got another David Blunkett one here, but it's too rude to read out. 23:02.574 --> 23:05.196 Well, yeah, there's a lot of rude things you could do with Blunk It. 23:05.556 --> 23:05.936 Yeah. 23:06.197 --> 23:06.697 So there we go. 23:06.717 --> 23:10.720 So this huge box of amazing gifts, 25 different DVDs, over 5,000. 23:10.960 --> 23:15.403 That's not true, actually, but probably over 10 CDs. 23:15.563 --> 23:16.383 Get your ideas in. 23:17.264 --> 23:23.288 Yeah, adamandjoe at xfm.co.uk or text us on 83XFM to win that amazing box of goodies. 23:23.508 --> 23:25.630 Music, ads and music, and then we'll be back with you. 23:41.238 --> 23:41.918 You alright there, Joe? 23:41.938 --> 23:42.659 Yeah, I'm alright. 23:42.679 --> 23:46.762 I just feel sort of... I get a nut by fashionable Krautrock. 23:46.943 --> 23:48.404 They're not even... It's Scottrock, isn't it? 23:48.444 --> 23:50.105 But they sound German because of their name. 23:50.325 --> 23:52.287 Well, I think the lead singer is Germanic. 23:52.447 --> 23:52.707 Is he? 23:53.048 --> 23:53.348 Yeah. 23:53.428 --> 23:54.189 That was Franz Ferdinand. 23:54.209 --> 23:55.770 Franz Ferdinand, they're so hot right now! 23:55.830 --> 23:57.331 They're top of my pole this year! 23:57.651 --> 23:57.892 Really? 23:58.112 --> 23:59.153 They're top of my pole! 23:59.713 --> 24:01.494 That's exciting that they're on top of your poll. 24:01.514 --> 24:02.554 They're top of my poll. 24:03.415 --> 24:14.641 So we've been asking you to text in with your ideas for a new VIZ comic strip to maybe, you know, we don't want to be disparaging about VIZ, we love it, but we felt that maybe the comic strips are a little tired. 24:15.461 --> 24:17.122 And we've had some very good suggestions in. 24:17.422 --> 24:28.288 This is of course to win the most enormous Christmas gift box ever given away on the radio, possibly, with over 25 DVDs, loads of CDs, fantastic books and stuff. 24:29.328 --> 24:30.369 So we've had some good ideas. 24:30.850 --> 24:35.294 For instance, I think in the lead at the moment is... Where's it gone? 24:36.355 --> 24:37.456 Pete Chases the Dragon. 24:37.496 --> 24:40.079 So basically a comic strip called Pete's Dragon. 24:40.299 --> 24:47.046 And it would be about Pete Doherty chasing the dragon or wanting to chase the dragon and the scrapes he gets into. 24:47.266 --> 24:47.486 Yeah. 24:47.806 --> 24:48.727 That would be pretty good, don't you think? 24:48.747 --> 24:50.008 Well, I think it's got a lot of potential. 24:50.209 --> 24:52.110 That's from Shane in Hertz. 24:53.551 --> 24:54.532 What else have we had? 24:54.552 --> 24:56.073 I've come up with a couple more. 24:56.093 --> 24:56.353 Go on. 24:56.673 --> 24:57.553 Tony Scrod. 24:58.014 --> 25:00.035 He can't decide what to play from his iPod. 25:01.316 --> 25:01.736 That's good. 25:01.776 --> 25:04.057 That could be maybe in Word magazine. 25:05.078 --> 25:06.278 What's your problem with Word magazine? 25:06.298 --> 25:08.199 Because they have a whole iPod pullout, don't they? 25:08.320 --> 25:09.460 Everyone has iPod pullouts now. 25:09.480 --> 25:09.760 Do they? 25:09.780 --> 25:11.421 I don't read the music, Max, really. 25:11.902 --> 25:13.382 So Word is the best of the pile. 25:13.903 --> 25:14.823 What's another one? 25:14.843 --> 25:15.404 Have you got another one? 25:15.424 --> 25:16.164 Yeah, I've got another one. 25:16.944 --> 25:17.585 Timmy Tool. 25:18.025 --> 25:22.968 He thinks stepping out in front of moving cars and raising his hand to stop them in a very nonchalant way is cool. 25:24.417 --> 25:24.897 That's good. 25:26.098 --> 25:26.818 It's a bit long. 25:26.858 --> 25:28.559 It's a bit of a whirlpool, but that, in a way, is the joke. 25:29.300 --> 25:31.841 Jesus and his cheeses, I quite like. 25:32.642 --> 25:33.362 Yeah, that's not bad. 25:33.382 --> 25:35.283 Jesus and his cheeses, that's a classic sort of thing. 25:35.303 --> 25:36.344 They may even have done that before. 25:36.364 --> 25:40.866 They had Christ on a bike, was one of my favourite ones, where Christ got given a bike for Christmas. 25:40.926 --> 25:42.427 See, you can rail about Visber. 25:42.467 --> 25:43.888 Man, you can't beat Christ on a bike. 25:44.128 --> 25:46.610 Here's a quote, between Iraq and a hard place. 25:47.409 --> 25:48.510 That's got to have been done. 25:48.530 --> 25:51.611 I don't know if it's been turned into a comic strip, but... You know what? 25:51.631 --> 25:55.093 There's so many of them now that I'm having trouble actually reading them. 25:55.153 --> 25:56.394 It's too exciting for my eyes. 25:57.014 --> 25:59.355 It's like the X-Men, but the triple X-Men. 25:59.695 --> 26:02.136 They fight villains with porn. 26:02.637 --> 26:05.278 That's a good idea. 26:05.398 --> 26:08.560 I imagine the porn industry has already applied themselves to that problem. 26:08.620 --> 26:09.060 Probably. 26:09.800 --> 26:13.122 So are we saying that the one that's in the lead at the moment is Pete's Dragon? 26:13.302 --> 26:14.543 Probably, for the moment, yeah. 26:14.583 --> 26:15.725 It's the one with the most potential. 26:15.745 --> 26:21.751 But keep texting 83XFM, adamandjoe at xfm.co.uk if you want to win the biggest box of prizes ever. 26:21.771 --> 26:24.494 So Joe, what's this weird piece of rubbish you've brought me? 26:24.514 --> 26:25.616 Well, you start playing it now, Adam. 26:25.656 --> 26:26.677 This is just a little bit of music. 26:26.737 --> 26:27.598 It's not very good quality. 26:29.864 --> 26:34.386 So this is Nelly and the exciting thing is he's done a deal with CBBC. 26:34.846 --> 26:35.406 Did you know that? 26:35.827 --> 26:36.287 Is that real? 26:36.747 --> 26:42.229 Yeah, he's done a deal with CBBC and he's gonna do the theme tune for the new series of Grange Hill. 26:42.930 --> 26:45.351 Give it a bit of juice. 26:45.431 --> 26:46.871 Is that exciting news? 26:47.011 --> 26:48.772 How about that? 26:59.178 --> 27:00.687 I can't believe you're not bored of these things. 27:00.748 --> 27:01.251 I love that. 27:08.346 --> 27:12.028 Isn't there, there's a bit of software you can buy now, which just does it automatically for you. 27:12.048 --> 27:13.889 Well, I don't care, I think that's fantastic. 27:13.929 --> 27:17.691 I've always loved the Grainshill theme and it works amazingly well with Nelly. 27:18.031 --> 27:20.072 It's a bit of library music, isn't it, the Grainshill theme? 27:20.232 --> 27:22.614 Well, it was also the theme to give us a clue, wasn't it? 27:23.474 --> 27:25.115 And in fact, it fits with Give Us a Clue Better. 27:25.195 --> 27:26.396 Give us a clue! 27:27.136 --> 27:27.456 That's right. 27:27.476 --> 27:28.657 We can't fit Grainshill into it. 27:28.677 --> 27:32.199 I do listen to a lot of these, but this is the best one I've put in some time. 27:32.219 --> 27:33.239 It's certainly, it's probably very old. 27:33.460 --> 27:34.160 That is a good one. 27:36.263 --> 27:38.226 It does sound like you downloaded it from a dustbin. 27:38.246 --> 27:38.967 I did not do that. 27:39.888 --> 27:41.871 I bought it from a secondhand record store. 27:42.492 --> 27:42.932 Okay then. 27:42.952 --> 27:44.515 This is Adam and Joe on XFM. 27:45.136 --> 27:46.798 Here's a track right now from Frank Black. 27:46.818 --> 27:47.258 Stick with it. 27:59.775 --> 28:07.719 Frank Black, now calling himself Black Frank, Francis III, I don't know what the hell he calls himself now, but he is of course the lead singer of the Pixies. 28:08.239 --> 28:14.383 That was from his fantastic solo album, Teenager of the Year, and you're listening to Adam and Joe on XFM. 28:14.643 --> 28:16.984 Joe, have you had any more good little things to do? 28:17.901 --> 28:25.269 But we're being inundated with them now, these ideas for this comic strips, and frankly I'm having trouble reading them all in time. 28:25.730 --> 28:27.451 But we've got Fruits Maneuver. 28:28.012 --> 28:32.377 Could be a good one about a guy that runs a fruit stall and shifts fruit a lot. 28:32.997 --> 28:35.400 Dunno where the sort of Fruits Maneuver aspect of that would come in. 28:35.460 --> 28:36.902 Well he does it in the Brixton market. 28:37.162 --> 28:37.402 Yeah. 28:38.163 --> 28:38.443 Is that it? 28:38.463 --> 28:38.943 Is that it? 28:39.003 --> 28:39.444 That's it. 28:39.884 --> 28:40.204 OK. 28:40.284 --> 28:41.044 He's a black guy. 28:41.204 --> 28:42.285 And there's a lot of them in Brixton. 28:42.305 --> 28:43.485 The Vicar of Bray team? 28:43.605 --> 28:45.226 That's not very good, is it? 28:45.246 --> 28:45.886 What's that? 28:46.066 --> 28:47.427 The Vicar of Bray team. 28:47.987 --> 28:50.648 It's like the A team, but the Vicar of Bray team. 28:51.148 --> 28:52.249 That's dreadful. 28:52.269 --> 28:53.369 I didn't mind that, Matt. 28:53.809 --> 28:55.090 Matt Craig Green. 28:55.110 --> 28:55.930 I thought that was good. 28:56.291 --> 28:57.031 Adam hates it. 28:57.051 --> 28:57.651 Thank you. 28:57.851 --> 28:58.611 That is shocking. 28:58.672 --> 28:59.312 Celine Neon? 29:00.242 --> 29:00.482 What? 29:00.702 --> 29:01.623 What about Celine Neon? 29:01.663 --> 29:02.483 He's a singer. 29:02.523 --> 29:03.083 He's a rubbish. 29:03.123 --> 29:06.144 You can't just change... That is useless. 29:06.444 --> 29:07.685 Well, give me some of yours again. 29:07.785 --> 29:08.545 Repeat some of yours. 29:08.565 --> 29:13.147 Why don't you just have Jonathan... What was your David Blunkett one again, Adam? 29:13.167 --> 29:15.347 All right, that wasn't the best. 29:15.547 --> 29:20.409 OK, well, you know, don't throw stones when you're living in a greenhouse or whatever it is. 29:20.429 --> 29:22.130 It was better than Celine Neon. 29:22.390 --> 29:23.430 Mine was David Blunkett. 29:23.490 --> 29:25.551 He can build a career and then junk it. 29:25.831 --> 29:26.572 It's topical. 29:26.592 --> 29:28.072 That's dreadful. 29:28.132 --> 29:30.054 What you want is a taste of your own medicine. 29:30.174 --> 29:30.914 Go on, give me one then. 29:31.174 --> 29:32.295 That's dreadful. 29:32.455 --> 29:33.316 You're awful. 29:33.336 --> 29:34.216 That's rubbish. 29:34.416 --> 29:34.696 Bing! 29:34.796 --> 29:35.117 Record. 29:35.957 --> 29:37.198 That'd be a taste of your medicine. 29:37.598 --> 29:39.439 Is that, sorry, you can't just carry on like that. 29:39.459 --> 29:40.420 Is that your impression of me? 29:40.520 --> 29:40.760 Yes. 29:41.000 --> 29:42.021 That was pathetic. 29:42.521 --> 29:42.761 See? 29:42.981 --> 29:45.643 And it also, also, totally untrue. 29:46.003 --> 29:48.225 Just because I poured scorn on Celine Neon. 29:49.145 --> 29:51.367 Are you saying- are you telling me that you think Celine Dion is good? 29:51.387 --> 29:53.129 We've got quite a lot of political ones. 29:53.269 --> 29:53.750 He just ignores me. 29:53.770 --> 29:54.450 He just carries on talking. 29:54.471 --> 29:55.291 We've got a lot of blanket ones. 29:55.371 --> 29:56.072 As if I'm not here. 29:56.312 --> 29:56.893 Blair Devil. 29:57.393 --> 29:58.935 Like Daredevil, but Tony Blair. 29:59.656 --> 30:00.336 And he's the devil? 30:00.597 --> 30:00.857 Yes. 30:01.257 --> 30:06.803 We've got one- someone who sent in President Blair, dot dot dot, his smile shows he cares. 30:07.904 --> 30:08.405 Brilliant. 30:09.369 --> 30:09.829 How about this? 30:10.070 --> 30:12.812 President Bush, his promises go woosh. 30:13.472 --> 30:14.853 So basically, we're still working on it. 30:14.893 --> 30:20.257 I think the next time we speak, we'll have decided who the winner is of this extraordinary box of prizes. 30:20.277 --> 30:21.918 I tell you a lot to shift through. 30:22.119 --> 30:27.623 One other thing that people could possibly suggest for us, which might entitle them to some prizes, 30:28.363 --> 30:35.407 are some lyrics that can be read out in the style of a grumpy old man or woman as complaints, you know what I mean? 30:35.667 --> 30:42.952 For example, sign of the times I was listening to the other day and it occurred to me that it just sounds like the words of a very grumpy old man. 30:43.949 --> 30:45.551 Uh, this is by Prince, I'm talking about. 30:45.992 --> 30:49.335 In France, a skinny man died of a big disease with a little name. 30:49.596 --> 30:52.799 By chance, his girlfriend came across a needle, and so she did the same. 30:53.080 --> 31:00.769 At home, the 17-year-old boys, their idea of fun is being in a gang called The Disciples, high on crack, and toting a machine gun. 31:01.149 --> 31:05.093 Right, Hurricane Annie ripped the ceiling off her church, killed everyone inside. 31:05.313 --> 31:08.757 Turned on the telly, every other story's telling you somebody died. 31:09.157 --> 31:14.142 Sisser killed a baby because she couldn't afford to feed it, and yet was sending people to the moon. 31:14.423 --> 31:17.566 In September, my cousin tried reefer for the very first time. 31:17.926 --> 31:19.047 Now he's doing horse! 31:19.428 --> 31:20.269 It's June! 31:21.479 --> 31:21.999 Get the idea? 31:22.920 --> 31:24.361 That is, it's just a moan, isn't it? 31:24.582 --> 31:26.383 Yeah, it's a total moaning prince. 31:26.423 --> 31:27.564 It's the moan of an old man. 31:27.684 --> 31:35.891 If you've got any similar lyrical moans that you could suggest, then do send them to us, adamandjoe at xfm.co.uk. 31:35.931 --> 31:36.752 Is that correct? 31:37.012 --> 31:37.612 I believe so. 31:37.632 --> 31:39.234 There you go, we'll be back after this. 31:45.452 --> 31:49.054 It's hard to resist saying something about that every time you hear it, isn't it? 31:49.294 --> 31:51.196 You know, I was reading texts. 31:51.256 --> 31:52.096 I wasn't paying attention. 31:52.376 --> 31:53.417 That makes a change. 31:53.877 --> 31:56.279 That was Athlete with Wires. 31:56.699 --> 31:57.880 This is Adam and Joe on XFM. 31:57.920 --> 32:00.241 So what have you been reading then, Joe? 32:00.481 --> 32:03.303 Well, the grumpy song lyrics seems to be taking off. 32:03.343 --> 32:11.088 We've got a lot of suggestions for songs that, even though they sound very rocky, when read out in the voice of an old man would just sound like an old moaning man. 32:11.188 --> 32:14.270 I Can't Get No Satisfaction by the Rolling Stones would be a good one. 32:15.040 --> 32:18.521 I can't stand losing you by the police, but I'm thinking maybe we should save these up and do one a week. 32:18.841 --> 32:19.081 Yeah. 32:19.721 --> 32:20.441 So I'll save them up. 32:20.661 --> 32:22.982 Well, you've got a good Marvin Gaye one, don't you? 32:23.162 --> 32:28.243 Well, Mercy, Mercy Me by Marvin Gaye, I once did for a Radio 1 pilot that we did. 32:28.583 --> 32:29.844 Yeah, good times. 32:29.944 --> 32:30.424 Good times. 32:30.444 --> 32:32.904 Good times as two old ladies at a bus stop. 32:33.885 --> 32:34.805 And it fitted very well. 32:35.915 --> 32:39.396 But we should probably close our massive box of stuff competition. 32:39.756 --> 32:42.597 We've been asking you to suggest a name for a new VIZ comic strip. 32:43.097 --> 32:45.558 Not that VIZ are going to listen or do anything with it. 32:47.258 --> 32:55.421 And well, we think the best one we've had so far is Pete and his dragon, which we just turned to Pete's dragon, Pete Docherty stumbling around looking for some smack. 32:56.981 --> 33:03.263 And I've been trying to write some others down, but it's stuff like, I think the best one we've got is Robin Hood and his avid Marian. 33:04.534 --> 33:05.435 Oh, it's my phone now. 33:05.936 --> 33:07.878 Is that any good? 33:07.958 --> 33:11.723 Now that's not good, that's not good. 33:12.004 --> 33:13.405 That's better, you see. 33:14.367 --> 33:15.648 That's better. 33:17.010 --> 33:18.372 And I won't even read out the last one. 33:19.266 --> 33:22.128 So I think it's going to go to Pete Doherty, Pete's Dragon. 33:22.448 --> 33:30.012 For the sheer realization, the completeness of the concept, it's got to go to Pete's Dragon. 33:30.132 --> 33:35.995 Even though, you know, in our way we're supporting him and the glamorization of his smack habit. 33:36.135 --> 33:36.835 Here's one you'll like. 33:37.335 --> 33:38.456 Crispin Delacroix. 33:38.836 --> 33:40.117 He's a hunt saboteur. 33:40.957 --> 33:42.238 Who is Crispin Delacroix? 33:42.517 --> 33:42.937 I don't know. 33:42.957 --> 33:44.798 That was sent by Toby. 33:44.818 --> 33:45.998 I like that because it doesn't even rhyme. 33:46.018 --> 33:49.700 It doesn't rhyme, plus it sounds a very unlikely name for a hunt saboteur. 33:50.260 --> 33:50.440 Yeah. 33:50.640 --> 33:51.740 He won't be getting the prize. 33:52.041 --> 33:54.241 Do we know the name of the person who suggested Pete's Dragon? 33:54.501 --> 33:54.902 Er, no. 33:55.302 --> 33:56.942 I think it's something like... Damien Hurst. 33:57.583 --> 33:57.983 David? 33:58.043 --> 33:58.723 Damien Hurst. 33:58.943 --> 33:59.183 Shane. 33:59.563 --> 34:00.224 Shane and Hurst. 34:00.244 --> 34:01.244 Congratulations, Shane. 34:01.284 --> 34:03.205 You're going to get that big box of goodies. 34:04.085 --> 34:04.886 Big box of fun. 34:05.286 --> 34:07.247 And very soon it's going to be time for Dizzy's in the Dock. 34:07.307 --> 34:11.069 This week, the choice we have is heartwarming songs. 34:11.909 --> 34:17.993 Joe and I will be battling it out for who gets to play a really heartwarming song at the end of the show today in about half an hour. 34:18.513 --> 34:20.474 Are you confident, Joe, have you got a good one this week? 34:20.734 --> 34:23.476 Well, I don't know what you've chosen, and we may well have chosen the same thing. 34:23.936 --> 34:24.517 It's possible. 34:24.757 --> 34:27.378 Yeah, we'll have to consult during this next record. 34:27.598 --> 34:29.780 Do you want to hear a heartwarming story before we play another song? 34:29.800 --> 34:30.040 Yeah, please. 34:31.400 --> 34:54.355 I was having some Chinese food the other night and I ordered a crispy duck and I asked for plum sauce instead of the hoisin sauce but when it arrived it wasn't the sauce I wanted I was hoping for the gloopy sweet dark sauce which you'll know if you regularly have Chinese food but I got this kind of more see-through yellowish sauce with little bits in it 34:55.095 --> 34:56.836 And it didn't go with the duck at all. 34:56.876 --> 34:57.436 It was appalling. 34:57.476 --> 34:58.637 It was a total disaster. 34:58.657 --> 35:00.317 I was even considering putting ketchup on. 35:00.357 --> 35:04.980 And I was so depressed, because I'd been looking forward to the Chinese takeaway for so long. 35:05.000 --> 35:05.900 And I was sitting down. 35:05.920 --> 35:08.181 I was going to watch the Manchurian Candidate on DVD. 35:08.661 --> 35:10.222 And everything was ready for a good time. 35:10.702 --> 35:13.463 And it was a disaster, because of the yellowy sauce. 35:13.864 --> 35:16.765 So I phoned them to let them know they'd given me the wrong stuff, right? 35:16.825 --> 35:18.025 Because it wasn't the stuff I was expecting. 35:18.265 --> 35:21.347 But the man explained that I'd got them confused. 35:21.747 --> 35:43.734 Joe right it wasn't hoisin it was the hoisin that I wanted and I got duck sauce which is what I asked for I got them confused so I was really depressed about it and I said a crawled back to my meal and just thought well I've been a fool and suddenly I heard a ring on the door and it was the guy from the takeaway and he brought me round some hoisin sauce in a little pot he's come all the way back 35:43.854 --> 35:52.441 He'd come all the way back just for me because I got the wrong sauce and he said, I wanted you to enjoy your meal and I didn't want you to have the wrong sauce. 35:52.721 --> 35:56.984 Did you say, well the meal's gone cold now so you needn't have bothered and punched him? 35:57.164 --> 35:57.865 Yeah I did, yeah. 35:58.125 --> 36:01.568 I said you can take this back as well you slag, it's inedible. 36:02.327 --> 36:03.248 I didn't say any of that. 36:03.568 --> 36:04.368 I was overwhelmed. 36:04.408 --> 36:08.691 I didn't know what to say because it's the nicest thing that anyone's ever done for me. 36:08.731 --> 36:09.011 Really? 36:09.171 --> 36:09.391 Yeah. 36:09.752 --> 36:10.092 Wow. 36:10.352 --> 36:11.092 I couldn't believe it. 36:11.153 --> 36:12.533 People don't do things like that anymore. 36:12.553 --> 36:17.557 He was like one of the wise men from the Nativity, but instead of a pot of my he had a little pot of soy sauce. 36:17.617 --> 36:18.037 Hoisin. 36:18.277 --> 36:18.997 Hoisin sauce. 36:19.198 --> 36:20.258 Yeah, there you go. 36:20.698 --> 36:21.099 That's lovely. 36:21.119 --> 36:22.379 A little heartwarming story for you. 36:22.400 --> 36:23.040 Here's the bravery. 36:33.320 --> 36:34.960 Ian Brown, this is my everything. 36:39.501 --> 36:40.741 This is Adam and Joe on XFM. 36:40.781 --> 36:42.122 It's time for Ditties in the Dock. 36:43.042 --> 36:44.682 Do I need to explain it again, do you think? 36:45.162 --> 36:45.782 Maybe not. 36:46.062 --> 36:47.142 No. 36:47.322 --> 36:47.642 OK. 36:47.702 --> 36:50.523 Well, this week's theme is heartwarming classics. 36:50.543 --> 36:51.383 Who won last week? 36:51.723 --> 36:51.903 Me. 36:52.783 --> 36:53.083 You. 36:53.703 --> 36:55.684 I think I won for the past four weeks. 36:55.764 --> 36:57.824 No, I won the week before that, did you? 36:57.944 --> 36:58.164 Yeah. 36:58.544 --> 37:02.245 Well, I still think I won for the last four weeks running, but I'm deluded. 37:02.865 --> 37:03.846 Yeah. 37:04.026 --> 37:12.791 OK, this week's theme is heartwarming songs, because it's the festive season, sort of beginning officially today, in my mind anyway. 37:12.891 --> 37:17.774 Yeah, it's to go with my heartwarming story about plum sauce from the Chinese. 37:18.394 --> 37:22.318 That was Mekong, Vietnamese and Chinese cuisine, incidentally. 37:22.498 --> 37:23.539 Three lands down way. 37:23.759 --> 37:24.380 I recommend it. 37:24.600 --> 37:25.161 Fantastic. 37:26.242 --> 37:27.423 So, I shall go first. 37:28.684 --> 37:31.807 My heartwarming classic is by David Bowie, and it's Kooks. 37:32.728 --> 37:36.471 I think it was a song he wrote for the birth of his first child, wasn't it, Joey? 37:37.072 --> 37:37.752 It's all about... 37:38.693 --> 37:43.538 You know, his marriage and the child and the lyrics go, will you stay in our lover's story? 37:43.778 --> 37:44.939 If you stay, you won't be sorry. 37:45.299 --> 37:48.802 I think it's one of the sweetest, nicest, warmest songs ever written. 37:48.862 --> 37:50.784 It's been a favorite of mine for years and years and years. 37:51.324 --> 37:52.365 And I know yours too, Adam. 37:52.946 --> 37:53.806 Yeah, I love that song. 37:53.967 --> 37:54.267 Fantastic. 37:54.287 --> 37:55.048 Kooks by Bowie. 37:55.088 --> 37:58.471 If you want to hear Kooks by Bowie playing out the show, 0 8 7 1 triple 2 1 0 4 9. 37:59.952 --> 38:01.793 Or you might prefer to hear this. 38:02.454 --> 38:03.035 Talking Heads. 38:03.675 --> 38:16.593 Can't go wrong with Talking Heads, and a lot of their stuff was very angular, but a weird little blip on the Talking Heads radar was this track which comes from their album, Speaking in Tongues, and it's called Naive Melody. 38:16.753 --> 38:17.754 This must be the place. 38:18.315 --> 38:20.398 Or this must be the place Naive Melody, I can remember. 38:20.558 --> 38:21.839 I don't remember which way round. 38:22.199 --> 38:25.380 But the lyrics are all sort of heartwarming phrases. 38:25.580 --> 38:33.243 David Byrne's mission writing this song was just to collect together a whole bunch of words and phrases that were comforting and friendly. 38:34.024 --> 38:36.264 And it's a really lovely song. 38:36.525 --> 38:37.545 It's fantastic, isn't it? 38:37.745 --> 38:39.166 Had a very good video as well with them all. 38:39.186 --> 38:42.269 Home is where I want to be, but I guess I'm already there is the first line, isn't it? 38:42.589 --> 38:42.809 Yeah. 38:42.829 --> 38:43.670 Singing to my mouth. 38:44.170 --> 38:47.693 So vote for Bowie with Kooks or The Talking Heads with Naive Melody. 38:47.833 --> 38:54.639 Everybody who gets on air wins a copy of an Elvis Christmas compilation full of Elvis Christmas songs. 38:54.679 --> 38:56.400 It's called Elvis Christmas Piece. 38:56.460 --> 38:58.281 It's all golden and snowy and lovely. 38:58.682 --> 39:00.083 So everyone who gets on air wins one of those. 39:00.143 --> 39:00.243 It's 0871221 049. 39:00.563 --> 39:04.026 Vote for Bowie or The Talking Heads. 39:04.526 --> 39:05.687 We'll be back very shortly. 39:07.149 --> 39:09.231 Oh, Nick knocks, I pressed the wrong button again. 39:09.591 --> 39:10.773 It's okay, everything's under control. 39:10.953 --> 39:12.935 That was the Future Heads. 39:29.457 --> 39:33.858 It's Dizzy's in the Dock, your chance to select which song we play the show out with. 39:33.898 --> 39:39.940 This week it's a heartwarming fight between Bowie and Byrne, the Talking Heads and David Bowie. 39:40.281 --> 39:43.482 Bowie's kooks versus naive melody by the Talking Heads. 39:43.842 --> 39:45.002 It's the best of five. 39:45.862 --> 39:46.983 We've got five callers on the line. 39:47.003 --> 39:47.883 Let's start with Sid. 39:47.903 --> 39:48.463 Hello, Sid. 39:49.744 --> 39:50.344 Speak to us, Sid. 39:50.364 --> 39:50.744 Are you there? 39:53.085 --> 39:55.086 This is so embarrassing. 39:55.106 --> 40:02.008 This could be on Channel 5's most embarrassing radio moments ever hosted by the guy from Top Gear. 40:02.348 --> 40:03.148 Let's speak to Colin. 40:03.188 --> 40:03.888 Colin, are you there? 40:04.388 --> 40:04.929 Hi, how you doing? 40:05.049 --> 40:05.749 Very well, Colin. 40:05.789 --> 40:06.269 How are you doing? 40:06.709 --> 40:07.149 Very well. 40:07.349 --> 40:08.109 Very well, thank you. 40:08.270 --> 40:09.790 Which heartwarming classic are you voting for? 40:10.250 --> 40:11.971 I'm going to vote for Snoop by David Bowie. 40:12.131 --> 40:12.591 Good call. 40:12.631 --> 40:13.071 Very good. 40:14.671 --> 40:15.031 Well done. 40:15.072 --> 40:15.632 That's all there is to say. 40:15.652 --> 40:16.412 That's all there is to say. 40:16.432 --> 40:17.252 Thanks very much, Colin. 40:17.472 --> 40:17.912 Thanks, Colin. 40:18.312 --> 40:18.673 Stuart? 40:18.873 --> 40:19.373 Is Stuart there? 40:19.393 --> 40:19.893 Hello, Stuart. 40:21.860 --> 40:23.441 It's a problem with line one. 40:23.681 --> 40:25.983 I think it's a problem with line one rather than Stuart. 40:26.183 --> 40:26.463 Is it? 40:26.564 --> 40:26.824 Yes. 40:27.124 --> 40:28.085 I think Stuart's okay. 40:28.245 --> 40:29.105 Line one's gone down. 40:29.146 --> 40:30.887 Can we not get any other callers on the lines? 40:31.187 --> 40:31.427 Hello? 40:31.487 --> 40:32.888 We've had a massive technical breakdown. 40:32.908 --> 40:33.289 Who's that? 40:33.429 --> 40:34.269 Hello, that's Sid. 40:34.510 --> 40:35.470 Hey Sid, how are you doing? 40:35.851 --> 40:36.391 I'm fine, thanks. 40:36.451 --> 40:38.032 What happened to you the first time we said your name? 40:38.733 --> 40:40.814 I couldn't get... I think it was just a line. 40:41.395 --> 40:42.295 Oh, it was a line, you see. 40:42.315 --> 40:43.116 I said it was a line. 40:43.136 --> 40:44.797 There's massive technical problems. 40:44.897 --> 40:46.639 It was lost in cyberspace. 40:47.599 --> 40:49.060 Uh, Sid, who are you voting for? 40:49.080 --> 40:52.400 This might have to be the deciding vote, if we can actually only technically get two calls through. 40:52.420 --> 40:54.061 It might have to be the best of two. 40:54.081 --> 40:56.101 I think I'm the vote for Bowie. 40:56.902 --> 40:58.802 Ooh, it's 2-1 for Bowie. 40:59.142 --> 41:00.583 Do we have one more call, Lila? 41:00.903 --> 41:01.643 Lila and Sid. 41:01.783 --> 41:02.583 Sid, you sausage. 41:02.603 --> 41:06.844 Lila's sitting there with a solder and a home electronics kit, trying to get his phone through. 41:06.884 --> 41:07.365 Talking heads? 41:07.385 --> 41:09.645 Bowie's great, there's no question about that, but talking heads? 41:09.665 --> 41:10.605 2-0 for Bowie. 41:10.625 --> 41:10.966 Come on. 41:11.026 --> 41:11.826 It's 2-0 for Bowie. 41:11.986 --> 41:13.206 This could be the deciding call. 41:13.386 --> 41:13.906 Who've we got? 41:13.926 --> 41:14.407 Stuart. 41:14.927 --> 41:15.787 Stuart, are you there? 41:16.187 --> 41:16.908 Yeah, I'm here. 41:16.928 --> 41:18.049 Oh, Stuart, nice to hear you. 41:18.309 --> 41:21.312 Yeah, nice to hear you as well. 41:21.392 --> 41:22.793 It's Coox, David Bowie. 41:23.054 --> 41:24.315 Oh, it's 3-0, that's it. 41:24.335 --> 41:25.436 We don't need two more calls. 41:25.456 --> 41:26.116 Well done, Stuart. 41:26.136 --> 41:26.837 Well done, Colin. 41:26.857 --> 41:27.458 Well done, Sid. 41:27.498 --> 41:28.539 What an intelligent... 41:29.284 --> 41:30.124 Listeners we have. 41:30.145 --> 41:30.985 It's a walk over. 41:31.025 --> 41:32.086 It's a walk over for Bowie. 41:32.126 --> 41:32.746 Thanks for listening. 41:32.766 --> 41:33.566 We've been Adam and Joe. 41:33.606 --> 41:35.427 We're back with you on Christmas Day. 41:35.447 --> 41:39.490 With his finger firmly on the pulse of the musical nation's musical pulse. 41:39.550 --> 41:40.290 I'm talking rubbish. 41:40.530 --> 41:43.072 I've talked rubbish the entire two hours this week. 41:43.412 --> 41:45.493 I couldn't just, I couldn't string a sentence together. 41:45.533 --> 41:46.313 Look, it's still going on. 41:46.333 --> 41:46.754 I've enjoyed it. 41:46.774 --> 41:47.654 I think it's been high quality. 41:48.074 --> 41:49.175 I didn't say I didn't enjoy it. 41:49.255 --> 41:49.895 Thanks for listening. 41:49.935 --> 41:52.217 Congratulations to what was, what was he called? 41:52.257 --> 41:52.697 Her called? 41:52.757 --> 41:53.177 She called? 41:53.257 --> 41:53.998 Sean, Shane? 41:54.038 --> 41:54.478 Hercules. 41:54.798 --> 41:55.699 Who won the big box? 41:55.759 --> 41:56.259 Shane Duggan. 41:56.659 --> 42:07.682 Shane Duggan apparently has won a lot of prizes in the past, maybe a professional prize winner, which has made me and Adam feel not angry with her, but maybe we could have given the box away to a more needy person. 42:07.722 --> 42:09.303 She came up with the best thing, that's all there is to it. 42:09.323 --> 42:15.225 She did come up with the best thing, but we're told her house is literally floor to ceiling with prizes run on media competitions. 42:15.505 --> 42:19.766 You are rumbled, but you're still getting a huge box of stuff to add to your evil collection. 42:19.946 --> 42:22.007 I'd like to say thank you to our producer, Lila. 42:22.107 --> 42:22.947 Thank you, Lila. 42:22.987 --> 42:24.127 We never thank her, do we? 42:24.147 --> 42:26.228 And we should, because she does an amazing job. 42:26.608 --> 42:35.210 She's very attractive, very sympathetic and supportive, and we really appreciate everything she does for us here on our XFM show. 42:35.230 --> 42:35.991 And who's coming up next? 42:36.051 --> 42:36.891 Is it Justin E. Collins? 42:37.671 --> 42:38.452 Justin Lee Collins. 42:38.492 --> 42:39.152 JUSTIN LEE COLLINS! 42:39.432 --> 42:41.554 The Bigfoot of Leicester Square. 42:41.634 --> 42:42.675 Good times, good times. 42:42.775 --> 42:44.477 We'll be back with you on Christmas Day! 42:44.817 --> 42:48.760 If you're at a loose end, then join us from one till three next Saturday. 42:48.780 --> 42:52.883 Can I just say to my mum and dad, if they're listening, please don't listen to it on Christmas Day. 42:53.163 --> 42:55.285 Don't listen, because I said some quite disparaging things. 42:55.325 --> 42:58.848 Joe, giving away a certain element. 42:58.968 --> 43:00.890 If you're my parents, don't listen to the show on Christmas Day. 43:00.950 --> 43:01.210 Why? 43:01.450 --> 43:02.251 It hasn't happened yet. 43:03.171 --> 43:03.652 That's true. 43:03.752 --> 43:05.614 I'm planning to say some disparaging things. 43:05.994 --> 43:06.675 Thanks for listening. 43:06.735 --> 43:08.638 We'll see you in the new year, I guess. 43:08.658 --> 43:12.582 I don't think we're here on New Year's Day, but next year we'll be back with exactly the same show. 43:13.524 --> 43:15.025 Well, we'll see you on Christmas Day. 43:15.066 --> 43:15.426 See you then. 43:15.486 --> 43:15.686 Bye.