WEBVTT 00:01.658 --> 00:02.638 Nah, take that. 00:02.819 --> 00:05.660 That's Butterflies and Hurricanes by Muse before that you heard. 00:05.700 --> 00:07.281 The end has no end by the strokes. 00:07.781 --> 00:09.202 This is Adam and Joe on XFM. 00:09.582 --> 00:10.322 I'm Adam Buxton. 00:10.442 --> 00:11.403 Hello, I'm Joe Cornish. 00:11.743 --> 00:13.143 Can I say, that was the Muse? 00:13.564 --> 00:14.504 Does everyone say that? 00:14.564 --> 00:15.605 This is the Muse. 00:15.665 --> 00:16.745 That was the Muse. 00:17.305 --> 00:18.286 Uh, ten past one. 00:18.886 --> 00:21.768 The muse at ten past one, we're off to a flying start. 00:22.728 --> 00:34.014 Well, we've been away for quite a while, and rather than come back overburdened with tedious ideas and new features... I hate new features. 00:34.194 --> 00:36.696 Let's face it, everyone's bored of new features. 00:38.037 --> 00:38.757 Exactly. 00:39.277 --> 00:40.598 New is so yesterday. 00:40.618 --> 00:41.258 Yeah. 00:41.659 --> 00:47.582 And we're just stripping it right back, and it's gonna be sort of really minimal radio today, yeah? 00:47.922 --> 00:50.184 Like, spare, lean, you know? 00:50.204 --> 00:50.324 Wow. 00:50.584 --> 00:51.285 No fat. 00:51.765 --> 00:52.145 Wow. 00:52.525 --> 00:54.566 I almost feel like just playing another song now. 00:54.587 --> 00:55.267 Do you know what I'm saying? 00:55.347 --> 00:55.687 Really? 00:55.887 --> 00:58.509 I'm not going to, but I'm just... that's where my head's at. 00:58.829 --> 00:59.089 Yeah. 00:59.189 --> 01:01.190 Did you see these celebrity awards this week? 01:01.410 --> 01:02.070 Oh, did I? 01:02.090 --> 01:04.611 Uh, there was some good stuff in the celebrity awards. 01:04.651 --> 01:06.251 I wanna talk a bit about those later. 01:06.291 --> 01:06.932 We should do, yeah. 01:06.952 --> 01:09.412 One of my favourite lines was hosted by Martine McCutcheon. 01:10.153 --> 01:16.835 Absolutely, she's, uh... And one of her lines was, uh, here comes the man who puts the oo into footballers' wives. 01:17.695 --> 01:19.396 Foot-boo-lers' wives. 01:20.362 --> 01:22.743 I think she's thinking about the sexiness overall. 01:23.064 --> 01:24.624 Yeah, but... I know, she's missed the point. 01:24.644 --> 01:25.125 ...doesn't work, does it? 01:25.145 --> 01:25.805 She's missed the point. 01:25.825 --> 01:26.766 Foot-Booler's wives? 01:27.226 --> 01:27.486 Yeah. 01:28.126 --> 01:28.406 Anyway. 01:29.167 --> 01:33.209 And, erm, also I think we should talk about some of the summer movies. 01:33.229 --> 01:38.272 You know, I know it's all over, but I just... I don't even know what kind of films you've been watching, Joe. 01:38.792 --> 01:43.175 I want to talk to you about some of the ones I've been watching, get your critical feedback, which is very important to me. 01:44.055 --> 01:51.540 Erm, you know, I don't know if you've seen the crop of blockbuster documentaries that we've been enjoying this summer? 01:51.880 --> 01:52.160 Have you? 01:52.300 --> 01:52.841 Yes, I have. 01:53.081 --> 01:55.762 OK, I'd like to get your feedback, cos I'm worried about some of them. 01:55.802 --> 02:00.565 Super Size Me, 9-11, all that sort of thing, I'd like to talk to you about. 02:00.605 --> 02:02.546 And, er, listeners, you can please join in. 02:02.566 --> 02:06.069 Our email address is adamandjoe at xfm.co.uk. 02:06.329 --> 02:08.190 A-N-D rather than an ampersand, right? 02:08.870 --> 02:12.214 And you can text us on 83XFM. 02:13.135 --> 02:13.335 Yeah. 02:13.975 --> 02:19.200 I'll tell you one other thing that you could email or text in would be... I was thinking about iPods. 02:19.240 --> 02:21.943 I know it's boring to talk about iPods, but I'm going to. 02:23.064 --> 02:26.207 I was thinking, like, what's the last thing you got rid of on your iPod? 02:26.808 --> 02:31.092 Do you have, like, a purging session or is your iPod just so massive that you just leave everything on there? 02:31.132 --> 02:31.552 It's massive. 02:31.572 --> 02:33.134 I've got lots of space on my iPod. 02:33.294 --> 02:38.296 But if you have it on random, do you not get irritated when things pop up and you think, I've got to get rid of that? 02:38.896 --> 02:39.597 Sometimes, yeah. 02:40.037 --> 02:41.837 And then you have a, like, big purging session. 02:41.917 --> 02:43.718 I have one about once every couple of months. 02:43.738 --> 02:45.179 Are we talking about this now or later? 02:45.459 --> 02:46.439 Well, we can talk about it later. 02:46.539 --> 02:51.541 I was curious to see what listeners had purged from their iPods recently. 02:52.002 --> 02:54.443 In a way, you could call it a feature, but features are so yesterday. 02:54.503 --> 02:55.263 Yeah, old news. 02:55.663 --> 02:57.624 purge my pod, it would be called. 02:58.725 --> 03:00.306 Anyway, let's have some more music right now. 03:00.326 --> 03:01.547 This is the Manic Street Preachers. 03:01.727 --> 03:03.568 Have you heard this song before, The Love of Richard Nixon? 03:03.608 --> 03:03.808 No. 03:04.108 --> 03:04.969 It's insane. 03:05.169 --> 03:06.810 Listen to the lyrics. 03:06.950 --> 03:07.611 They're demented. 03:07.631 --> 03:11.893 They're not the kind of things you would normally have in a pop song, but it's good stuff. 03:12.253 --> 03:14.155 Manic Street Preachers on XFM. 03:21.857 --> 03:22.918 That's the only bit I don't like. 03:22.978 --> 03:24.679 They're talking the sample-y bit at the end. 03:24.699 --> 03:25.599 But that's what it's all about. 03:25.639 --> 03:26.240 That's the key. 03:26.540 --> 03:27.461 I don't like the key. 03:27.921 --> 03:29.542 Well, you've got to like it. 03:29.582 --> 03:30.323 It's part of the song. 03:30.563 --> 03:31.083 No, I don't. 03:31.263 --> 03:32.504 It's my right not to like it. 03:32.824 --> 03:33.625 What's the song about? 03:34.005 --> 03:35.326 Well, it's about Bush, isn't it? 03:35.986 --> 03:37.988 He's Richard III, according to the Mannix. 03:38.428 --> 03:38.668 Right. 03:39.348 --> 03:44.672 They're nostalgic for Nixon as a kind of nicer form of corruption. 03:44.932 --> 03:46.933 No, I think they're saying nothing changes. 03:47.153 --> 03:48.834 Plus ça change dans le White House. 03:49.335 --> 03:49.695 Really? 03:49.755 --> 03:50.695 Dans le Chateau Blanc. 03:51.256 --> 03:51.636 Really? 03:51.776 --> 03:52.076 Yeah. 03:52.717 --> 03:54.378 Not a very original thing to say, is it? 03:54.598 --> 03:56.139 Well, it's what everyone else is saying. 03:56.339 --> 03:56.659 It is. 03:57.059 --> 03:58.640 So I think they say it very well. 03:58.680 --> 03:59.761 I think that's a very good song. 03:59.981 --> 04:00.281 Yeah. 04:00.661 --> 04:02.122 My son, who's two, likes that. 04:02.142 --> 04:02.422 Does he? 04:02.442 --> 04:04.804 When it came on, yeah, in the car, he said, oh, like this one. 04:05.304 --> 04:05.604 Really? 04:05.644 --> 04:06.085 Like this one. 04:06.145 --> 04:07.285 Is he Japanese? 04:07.305 --> 04:08.446 Yeah, yeah, he's Japanese. 04:08.466 --> 04:09.026 We adopted him. 04:09.887 --> 04:11.468 And he says, oh, like this one. 04:12.168 --> 04:13.269 Anyway, I like this one as well. 04:13.289 --> 04:13.489 It's good. 04:13.509 --> 04:14.350 Love of Richard Nixon. 04:14.370 --> 04:16.152 You know, something funny's happening to rock, isn't it? 04:16.172 --> 04:17.913 It's all going Stephen Tintin Duffy. 04:18.554 --> 04:20.475 All of a sudden, it's going electronic. 04:20.736 --> 04:22.897 And people singing a bit, Pet Shop Boys. 04:22.918 --> 04:23.398 Yes, it is. 04:23.718 --> 04:25.159 Like the Robbie Williams single. 04:25.820 --> 04:26.721 Oh, that's rubbish. 04:26.741 --> 04:26.981 I'm sorry. 04:27.001 --> 04:27.702 Well, is it rubbish? 04:27.742 --> 04:28.062 Yes. 04:28.082 --> 04:29.824 Well, obviously it's rubbish, but... 04:30.504 --> 04:31.005 I don't know. 04:31.085 --> 04:31.585 No, come on. 04:31.645 --> 04:33.026 It's written by Stephen Tintin Duffy. 04:33.086 --> 04:33.366 Is it? 04:33.467 --> 04:35.488 Yeah, and I've got a soft spot for Stephen Tintin Duffy. 04:35.568 --> 04:37.930 He was a member of Duran Duran for the younger listeners out there. 04:38.631 --> 04:40.072 Probably don't even know who Duran Duran are. 04:40.292 --> 04:41.393 But he used to be in Duran Duran. 04:41.413 --> 04:41.533 Did he? 04:41.573 --> 04:43.435 He got kicked out, yeah, became a solo singer. 04:43.575 --> 04:44.276 I didn't know that. 04:44.336 --> 04:47.018 Was quite a good poppy artist in the 80s when Adam and I were very small. 04:47.038 --> 04:48.519 Kiss me with your mouth. 04:48.839 --> 04:50.661 And now he's writing songs for the Blobster. 04:51.141 --> 04:56.146 The Robster, who's a singularly unappealing, monstrous, moronic, insert swear word here. 04:56.246 --> 04:57.126 Don't miss your words though. 04:58.687 --> 05:01.629 But, you know, you don't want to throw the baby out with the bathwater. 05:01.929 --> 05:02.129 No. 05:02.329 --> 05:06.031 I mean, you know, I'm not a... Puts the E in the R for null or something. 05:06.071 --> 05:06.531 Doesn't it go? 05:06.551 --> 05:07.652 I can't remember. 05:07.712 --> 05:08.692 It's so unmemorable. 05:08.712 --> 05:17.437 Say what you like about Williams, but, you know, a lot of his stuff at least is memorable and he's... But the new one is not convincing. 05:17.617 --> 05:23.760 But that... Also, that Manny Street Preacher song sounded a bit like an 80s electronic revival, didn't it, everybody? 05:24.741 --> 05:25.141 Good, though. 05:25.321 --> 05:25.621 Yeah. 05:26.061 --> 05:27.342 Oh, I'm so good at spotting trends. 05:27.502 --> 05:28.582 Yeah, man, you're the king. 05:28.602 --> 05:28.922 Yeah. 05:29.582 --> 05:30.682 I should be a cool hunter. 05:32.003 --> 05:33.203 Don't become a cool hunter. 05:34.123 --> 05:39.604 Um, so I was watching Super Size Me last night on my imported American DVD. 05:39.884 --> 05:40.264 Illegal. 05:40.344 --> 05:41.445 Like a kind of jerk. 05:41.645 --> 05:42.025 Illegal. 05:42.305 --> 05:45.825 And, um, I was so bored I had to switch it off. 05:46.025 --> 05:46.526 Have you seen it? 05:46.686 --> 05:47.426 I have seen it, yeah. 05:47.606 --> 05:48.426 Oh, it was torture. 05:48.566 --> 05:52.887 I mean, if I had seen that in the cinema, I would have just gone out to McDonald's. 05:52.907 --> 05:53.027 Yeah. 05:53.707 --> 05:54.968 Well, you know, I saw it on a tape. 05:55.428 --> 05:55.908 Yeah. 05:55.948 --> 05:57.809 That a friend of mine who works in the biz gave me. 05:57.989 --> 05:58.350 Yeah, yeah. 05:58.390 --> 06:03.352 And I saw it long before anyone else had seen it, so the snob factor kicked in quite majorly, and I liked it. 06:03.632 --> 06:04.133 Right, right. 06:04.433 --> 06:06.754 It really helps me enjoy a film if I'm seeing it before. 06:06.934 --> 06:09.215 I thought you were Mr Cinematic Snob, though. 06:09.275 --> 06:10.316 This isn't cinema. 06:10.336 --> 06:12.277 This is not... No, I watched it on a tape on my telly. 06:12.417 --> 06:13.198 OK, fair enough. 06:13.278 --> 06:14.278 So it was a telly program. 06:14.318 --> 06:14.938 It was quite good. 06:15.219 --> 06:15.599 I liked it. 06:15.999 --> 06:17.841 And I think it's got a lot of very good points to make. 06:17.881 --> 06:20.703 Well, obviously it does, because it's a legitimate thing to say, isn't it? 06:20.723 --> 06:28.911 I tell you, the stuff I like was the school where all the kids were fed on junk food and then they changed the menu to veggies and all the kids started to behave. 06:29.371 --> 06:30.312 I thought that was interesting. 06:30.512 --> 06:30.832 Yeah. 06:31.152 --> 06:39.600 And I like the point that the guy made that streets all around the world are all the same, so I like the background in a Hanna-Barbera cartoon that just goes round and round. 06:39.720 --> 06:41.842 I thought that was a very nice visual metaphor. 06:42.022 --> 06:42.643 Yep, yep, yep. 06:43.283 --> 06:51.088 It's just that the whole thing seems to be hung on the stunt of him consuming nothing but McDonald's for a month. 06:51.148 --> 06:51.369 Yeah. 06:51.709 --> 06:56.832 Which seems so sort of lame and silly, and, like, what's he trying to say about that? 06:56.892 --> 06:59.474 Like, you'd have to be a jerk, obviously. 06:59.534 --> 07:01.015 McDonald's is bad food. 07:01.155 --> 07:01.475 Bad food. 07:01.495 --> 07:02.096 McDonald's is bad food. 07:02.136 --> 07:06.319 But if you ate only bananas for a month, something terrible would happen to you. 07:07.880 --> 07:08.600 You'd get banana power. 07:08.620 --> 07:09.982 You're not taking my point seriously. 07:10.002 --> 07:11.363 You're talking about banana power. 07:11.483 --> 07:15.106 Yeah, but you could- if you ate bananas for a month, you would be wicked. 07:15.467 --> 07:16.568 You'd be like a monkey. 07:16.588 --> 07:17.408 You would be brilliant. 07:17.769 --> 07:20.852 I can't talk to you about Super Size Me if you're just gonna talk about monkeys. 07:20.872 --> 07:21.572 You poo bananas. 07:22.153 --> 07:26.497 You see, this is the level of debate, isn't it, that I expect from you. 07:26.557 --> 07:28.318 It would be a perpetual motion machine. 07:29.179 --> 07:31.600 It wouldn't be good for you, but you wouldn't do it. 07:31.881 --> 07:34.662 I'm not gonna suddenly say, oh, come and see Banana Boy. 07:35.162 --> 07:38.964 I think bananas have more nutrition in them than your average anything from McDonald's. 07:38.984 --> 07:40.205 Go on, do Banana Boy. 07:40.225 --> 07:40.785 Eat bananas for a month. 07:40.805 --> 07:42.366 For the next three months, I'll eat bananas. 07:42.386 --> 07:43.127 You only have to do it one month. 07:43.147 --> 07:43.887 Nothing, eat bananas. 07:44.167 --> 07:45.468 Three months, I'm doing it for three months. 07:45.488 --> 07:45.728 What, how? 07:45.748 --> 07:48.210 The fact is I'm not gonna do it at all, so I might as well say three months. 07:48.270 --> 07:48.530 Okay. 07:49.190 --> 07:50.271 That would be amazing if you did. 07:50.471 --> 07:51.411 You'd have a film right there. 07:51.451 --> 07:56.034 All you need is a little premise and you got a film and you can go to Cannes and you can... What, an anti-banana industry film? 07:56.074 --> 07:59.696 Yeah, cos, you know, bananas has been getting away with it for too long. 07:59.716 --> 08:02.058 And they're packed with... Force-feeding the kids bananas. 08:02.078 --> 08:04.479 ...cholesterol, the most fatty fruit you can eat. 08:04.539 --> 08:07.661 All those tie-in cartoons, banana man trying to flog bananas to the kids. 08:07.901 --> 08:08.862 Yeah, that's the real enemy. 08:08.882 --> 08:09.523 Makes me sick. 08:09.543 --> 08:10.605 Let's get the bananas. 08:10.625 --> 08:13.609 This is Adam and Joe on XFM, London's 104.9. 08:13.729 --> 08:15.972 You can email us, adamandjoe on xfm.co.uk. 08:15.992 --> 08:18.295 You can text us 83XFM. 08:18.675 --> 08:21.079 I don't know, you can just shout at your radio or you can ignore us. 08:21.299 --> 08:21.799 Switch us off. 08:22.280 --> 08:22.741 Whatever you want. 08:27.446 --> 08:28.327 Here's where the story ends. 08:28.628 --> 08:29.609 That's the Sundays. 08:29.629 --> 08:31.191 This is XFM with Adam and Joe. 08:31.211 --> 08:44.487 We've got music coming up from the likes of The Future Heads, Foo Fighters, The Killers, Yeah Yeah Yes, as well, of course, there's lots more chat about kind of the pop cultural detritus. 08:45.388 --> 08:46.869 of the world today. 08:47.570 --> 08:55.296 Now, thanks to everybody who's, uh, texted us on 83XFM, um, there's been a lot of responses to a lot of the things we've raised already. 08:55.316 --> 09:02.881 Apparently eating bananas nonstop for three months, a la Super Size Me, uh, could put you into a cardiac arrhythmia. 09:03.442 --> 09:03.982 Is that a word? 09:04.142 --> 09:04.723 Yeah, arrhythmia. 09:04.943 --> 09:05.483 Arrhythmia. 09:06.264 --> 09:08.565 Um, because they contain high amounts of potassium. 09:08.786 --> 09:09.246 There you go. 09:09.786 --> 09:10.026 Right. 09:10.607 --> 09:13.549 Uh, and we've got some songs that people have erased off their iPod. 09:13.829 --> 09:14.550 Oh, what kind of thing? 09:16.769 --> 09:18.390 I'm more interested in whole albums. 09:18.450 --> 09:23.733 Like, for example, I went through and I got rid of Dizzy Rascal, Boy in the Corner, the other day. 09:23.753 --> 09:24.153 Right. 09:24.313 --> 09:28.216 Cos it just kept on popping up while I was cycling, when I had the thing on random. 09:28.736 --> 09:34.980 And just ruining my cycle with him, just sort of one of the clanky ones, with people hitting bits of metal and him just going... 09:37.641 --> 09:40.562 And so I just, yeah, he talks about Mr. Darling. 09:40.722 --> 09:41.782 Why did you buy that album? 09:42.162 --> 09:43.583 Because everyone told me to buy it. 09:44.003 --> 09:45.183 Everyone said it's genius. 09:45.223 --> 09:45.843 He's a genius. 09:45.863 --> 09:46.444 You've got to buy it. 09:46.464 --> 09:48.024 If you haven't got it, then you're a moron. 09:48.464 --> 09:50.585 Can't believe you still follow the mags. 09:50.865 --> 09:57.187 I've got to because they just tell me so sincerely that if I don't get these albums, then I'm blinkered and I don't care about music. 09:57.207 --> 09:58.567 And I feel I do care about music. 09:58.927 --> 10:03.268 So I go out and buy them and they sit there on my iPod ruining my afternoon for a while. 10:03.308 --> 10:05.289 And then I have to just get rid of them three months later. 10:05.549 --> 10:08.890 Phil from Chelmsford says, I got rid of Chumbawamba from my iPod. 10:09.090 --> 10:10.550 What was it doing in the first place? 10:10.710 --> 10:13.471 I replaced it with Stutter Rap by Morris Minor and the Majors. 10:13.751 --> 10:14.431 That's a good idea. 10:14.471 --> 10:15.311 That's Tony Hawk's. 10:16.031 --> 10:20.152 The song I want to get off my iPod is Jungle Love by Morris Day and the Time. 10:21.093 --> 10:21.773 Oh, wow. 10:22.313 --> 10:23.593 Are they Prince affiliates? 10:24.153 --> 10:27.994 Yeah, they were the band who were up against Prince in Purple Rain. 10:28.274 --> 10:29.255 What's that doing there? 10:29.475 --> 10:30.255 That's a good track. 10:30.295 --> 10:32.015 Well, it's a novelty track. 10:32.055 --> 10:33.896 I thought it was funny, but the joke's worn off. 10:34.196 --> 10:34.416 Yeah. 10:35.516 --> 10:38.799 And the other ones, obviously, are, like, immensely long tracks. 10:38.980 --> 10:42.603 Oh, like, I got a... The one big mistake I made was getting that, um... 10:44.000 --> 10:45.521 Uh, de-loused in the crematorium. 10:46.122 --> 10:46.602 What? 10:46.642 --> 10:47.303 Uh, who are they? 10:48.023 --> 10:49.444 The Mars vaulter, they're called. 10:49.485 --> 10:53.748 And it's like sort of miserable heavy metal prog rock. 10:54.308 --> 10:59.052 Again, which all the mags assured me was just sort of amazing visionary genius. 10:59.372 --> 11:03.215 And I'm sure there are people out there right now screaming at me, It is genius, you idiot! 11:03.696 --> 11:05.737 But, uh, not in my brain. 11:06.278 --> 11:06.998 I had to get rid of it. 11:07.078 --> 11:08.779 Also, the streets went this week. 11:09.220 --> 11:09.620 Did they? 11:09.700 --> 11:10.040 Yeah. 11:10.101 --> 11:11.121 Grand don't come for free. 11:11.141 --> 11:11.462 See ya! 11:12.313 --> 11:17.716 and it's just freed up a lot of valuable space for an old Thompson Twins album. 11:18.337 --> 11:19.057 Good manoeuvre. 11:19.277 --> 11:20.278 Yeah. 11:20.518 --> 11:25.761 Listen, thanks as well to everybody who's emailed us while we were away saying where are we and will we come back. 11:26.722 --> 11:28.043 We got a lot of very nice emails. 11:28.343 --> 11:29.343 Thanks to everyone who cares. 11:29.684 --> 11:34.486 And we're going to be back for the foreseeable future, so please keep getting in touch. 11:34.527 --> 11:36.468 Yeah, we're going to really stick with it this time, is that right? 11:37.290 --> 11:38.271 You're asking me? 11:38.391 --> 11:39.012 Yeah. 11:39.873 --> 11:48.121 We're just gonna be here, unless we get fired for being too rubbish, or we swear, or, I don't know, one of us gets caught with a hooker or something. 11:49.062 --> 11:51.525 We're just gonna be here forever and ever and ever. 11:52.065 --> 11:52.386 Amen. 11:57.452 --> 12:05.541 All these things that I've done by The Killers, the third single to be taken from their debut album... ...which is called Hot Fuss, which is revolting. 12:05.602 --> 12:07.444 Why would you call your album Hot Fuss? 12:07.484 --> 12:11.648 It just sounds like a, you know, word for poo or something. 12:12.049 --> 12:13.130 Oh, I've done a hot fuss. 12:14.011 --> 12:15.112 Anyway, let's not dwell on that. 12:15.132 --> 12:16.893 Uh, good song, though, by The Killers. 12:17.113 --> 12:18.934 I think I might have to investigate that album. 12:19.174 --> 12:20.515 That'll be on your iPod for a week. 12:20.896 --> 12:22.196 Yeah, that's right. 12:22.857 --> 12:25.819 Someone said they just got rid of a Soul Wax album. 12:26.459 --> 12:27.900 That's a good type. 12:27.940 --> 12:28.661 Like, um... 12:30.551 --> 12:32.173 Have you seen the new Soul Wax cover? 12:32.733 --> 12:34.534 Like, it's a sort of op-art thing. 12:34.735 --> 12:37.036 And it looks like loads of dots, just dots. 12:37.657 --> 12:42.040 And then if you sort of stand across the room and hold it at the right angle, you can see that it says Soul Wax. 12:43.561 --> 12:48.305 And haven't heard it, so it might be really brilliant, but I suspect that the cover might be the best thing about it. 12:49.577 --> 12:51.198 So this is Adam and Jo on XFM London's 104.9. 12:51.238 --> 12:54.841 We were talking about the summer movies. 12:55.802 --> 13:08.271 And we were kind of doing a little assessment of all the huge, life-changing, entertaining spectacles and controversial documentaries that have been unspooling on screen around the Capitol. 13:08.291 --> 13:09.111 I said unspooling. 13:10.473 --> 13:13.275 And what was your favourite stupid blockbuster then? 13:13.475 --> 13:15.117 My favourite stupid blockbuster? 13:15.177 --> 13:15.898 Well, you know what? 13:15.978 --> 13:17.479 I quite like The Day After Tomorrow. 13:17.499 --> 13:19.901 Yeah, so did I. Yeah, quite like that. 13:19.982 --> 13:21.423 That seems like a long time ago. 13:21.443 --> 13:22.764 That was the beginning of the summer. 13:23.825 --> 13:26.167 But it was that nothing really beat it, I don't think. 13:26.247 --> 13:28.930 Even Spider-Man, I enjoyed slightly less than that. 13:29.290 --> 13:30.451 Problem I had with Spider-Man... 13:31.272 --> 13:32.433 which I mentioned to you before. 13:32.453 --> 13:33.273 Spider-Man 2? 13:33.413 --> 13:34.174 Spider-Man 2, yeah. 13:34.434 --> 13:38.756 Spider-Man 2, Spider-Man 2, does whatever a Spider-Man 2 can do. 13:39.437 --> 13:39.957 Oh, nice. 13:40.037 --> 13:41.218 Well done for staying away from Pooh. 13:41.398 --> 13:41.658 Thanks. 13:42.238 --> 13:49.823 Yeah, about half an hour into Spider-Man 2, it's time to ask questions, and most of them are about Doc Ock, right? 13:49.983 --> 13:50.163 Right. 13:50.423 --> 13:52.765 And just why he does certain things. 13:53.285 --> 13:56.126 So he wants to build a new machine, right, when he goes mad. 13:56.166 --> 13:57.387 Have you got notes about Spider-Man 2? 13:57.427 --> 13:58.308 Yeah, I wrote notes. 13:58.328 --> 13:58.648 OK. 13:59.048 --> 14:03.412 And he smashes his machine, it blows up, so he wants to build a new one because he's insane. 14:04.173 --> 14:15.744 So rather than- and he's like got big tentacle arms and he's very powerful, so rather than just going and nicking the parts for the machine, he goes and robs a bank- To get the money. 14:15.904 --> 14:22.530 To get the money so he can say, hello, Doc Ock here, yes, I'm building a new evil machine, I've got the money, I've robbed a bank, 14:22.990 --> 14:34.434 Could you send the parts to Doc Octopus, Crumbly Pier Evil Laboratory, just at the edge of town, thanks very much, and just ring twice, cos I don't usually answer on the first ring. 14:34.454 --> 14:37.135 It's a fair point, Adam, but he's a villain, he's a thief. 14:37.495 --> 14:39.776 Everything he has to do has to be villainous. 14:40.136 --> 14:43.537 Right, so it's- He wanted to buy it legally, but he couldn't. 14:43.557 --> 14:45.078 He said, well, I'd better buy it with stolen money. 14:45.118 --> 14:45.818 See what you mean, yeah. 14:46.238 --> 14:50.842 So he thought, yeah, OK, it's not enough just to go and nick the parts, because that's only one crime. 14:51.282 --> 15:00.010 He's got to go and... But you see, it doesn't work, because then he robs the bank and he's robbed himself of a crime, which is nicking the parts. 15:00.290 --> 15:05.495 Well, I tell you what, that film had more integrity and sense than Michael Moore's Fahrenheit 9-11. 15:05.595 --> 15:06.476 Controversial! 15:07.156 --> 15:08.117 Well, I haven't seen that yet. 15:08.137 --> 15:08.797 Man's a liar. 15:09.177 --> 15:09.458 Is he? 15:09.478 --> 15:10.258 I don't know. 15:10.318 --> 15:10.839 No, I don't know. 15:10.859 --> 15:11.959 I don't know. 15:12.240 --> 15:13.040 You're on the run, man. 15:13.080 --> 15:14.681 No, I'm just assuming an attitude. 15:14.701 --> 15:17.223 You don't want the wrath of the Michael Moore fans on you, man. 15:17.243 --> 15:18.184 That'll be the end of you. 15:18.504 --> 15:19.385 No, I didn't. 15:19.445 --> 15:21.066 Obviously, I don't like George Bush at all. 15:21.086 --> 15:26.410 I think he's a complete dangerous idiot, but I didn't like that film very much, Fahrenheit 9-11. 15:26.450 --> 15:28.631 Did you see it in a packed cinema with Screaming Bane? 15:28.651 --> 15:30.332 I saw it in a packed cinema in Islington. 15:30.512 --> 15:30.953 Yeah. 15:31.073 --> 15:34.675 With every single person in the audience nodding at everything he said. 15:34.695 --> 15:35.036 Yeah. 15:35.136 --> 15:36.557 And shaking their heads and tutting. 15:37.685 --> 15:38.085 I don't know. 15:38.245 --> 15:40.706 It just makes it... There's something a bit creepy and wrong about it. 15:40.726 --> 15:41.427 Do you know what I mean? 15:41.507 --> 15:47.529 I just feel alienated when something is that massive and you just think, surely this is just a bit more propaganda of just a different kind. 15:47.989 --> 15:50.831 It doesn't... Everything's so black and white in Michael Moore's world. 15:50.851 --> 15:52.771 There's no sort of thought. 15:53.172 --> 15:53.852 He's so fat. 15:54.312 --> 15:55.213 He's so fat. 15:55.233 --> 15:57.476 How can a guy that's so fat know anything? 15:57.496 --> 15:58.157 Fatty? 15:58.838 --> 15:59.999 Michael Moore's a fatty. 16:00.940 --> 16:01.441 There we go. 16:01.501 --> 16:06.007 All the incisive film criticism here on XFM with Adam and Joe. 16:06.547 --> 16:09.832 I think we should talk about the Celebrity Awards quite soon, don't you? 16:10.112 --> 16:10.392 Yeah. 16:10.532 --> 16:11.854 OK, first a bit more music. 16:11.894 --> 16:12.715 This is REM. 16:15.800 --> 16:16.140 R.E.M. 16:16.180 --> 16:17.521 that's leaving New York. 16:17.541 --> 16:19.042 This is Adam and Joe on X.F.M. 16:20.262 --> 16:28.546 Um, so a little thing I've noticed around the West End of London this week, and people around the country might notice it, Holly Hunter's coming to the West End. 16:28.706 --> 16:29.166 Hooray! 16:29.306 --> 16:30.927 To star in a big West End play. 16:30.947 --> 16:32.728 That's exciting, she's a big Hollywood star. 16:32.848 --> 16:33.028 Yeah. 16:33.348 --> 16:35.149 Coming to the West End, the posters are going up. 16:35.489 --> 16:36.429 Do you know what the play's called? 16:36.449 --> 16:37.690 Uh, no. 16:38.190 --> 16:39.791 It's called By the Bog of Cats. 16:40.779 --> 16:41.980 By the bog of cats. 16:42.461 --> 16:44.223 By the bog of cats. 16:44.423 --> 16:45.064 The cat bog. 16:45.464 --> 16:46.826 By the lav of cats. 16:47.447 --> 16:48.388 By the cat box. 16:48.448 --> 16:49.409 Where the cats poo. 16:49.889 --> 16:50.190 Yeah. 16:50.951 --> 16:51.251 Yeah? 16:51.351 --> 16:52.232 What can that be about? 16:52.272 --> 16:55.095 By the bog of cats, some cats have done some little turds. 16:55.335 --> 16:58.319 Maybe it's about... And Holly Hunter in a beautiful dress stands next to them. 16:58.719 --> 17:00.160 She's like a tiny person. 17:00.440 --> 17:02.341 They've got an amazing, huge set. 17:02.661 --> 17:09.164 And halfway through, a huge, hairy cat bum comes in and delivers some cat pop. 17:10.284 --> 17:12.445 And, uh, wow, that sounds amazing. 17:12.465 --> 17:15.026 What about William Hurt in Among the Eggs of Dogs? 17:15.407 --> 17:16.087 That's not... Yeah. 17:16.107 --> 17:16.707 Did you see that? 17:16.927 --> 17:17.508 I would see that. 17:17.528 --> 17:21.549 I think that might come into the West End after Holly Hunter's finished with The Bog of Cats. 17:21.569 --> 17:22.850 There's not enough about dog eggs. 17:22.970 --> 17:24.271 Those are very weird posters. 17:24.331 --> 17:28.954 Give us a text if you spot the poster for By the Bog of Cats, starring Holly Hunter. 17:29.014 --> 17:29.714 Or if you've seen it. 17:29.774 --> 17:32.996 If you know what it's about, please let it be about cat poo. 17:33.196 --> 17:34.017 Has it started yet? 17:34.037 --> 17:34.537 Please. 17:34.597 --> 17:40.620 Isn't it nice when you sort of take the mickey out of something like that and then someone calls in and it actually is about cat poo. 17:40.721 --> 17:41.621 That would be amazing. 17:41.641 --> 17:42.502 But it's really good. 17:43.402 --> 17:44.303 Sort of a double bluff. 17:45.323 --> 17:52.708 Well, you know, we were talking, like, months ago about all the shows in the West End, like, theatre shows that have been developed from movies. 17:52.989 --> 17:53.269 Yes. 17:53.609 --> 17:55.250 It seems to be a trend that's continuing. 17:55.290 --> 17:57.291 There's one for Over the Cuckoo's Nest... Yes. 17:57.492 --> 17:59.653 ..with Christian Slater and Mackenzie Crook. 17:59.913 --> 18:01.634 That's a bit sad, isn't it, basically? 18:01.995 --> 18:02.355 Why? 18:02.495 --> 18:06.438 Because his whole career, Christian Slater was accused of being a Jack Nicholson impersonator. 18:06.738 --> 18:07.138 Right. 18:07.338 --> 18:09.360 Really hard to go in the other direction. 18:09.740 --> 18:12.302 And now he's in the West End impersonating Jack Nicholson. 18:12.998 --> 18:14.279 Well, it's a happy ending in a way. 18:14.319 --> 18:21.863 And I'm sorry, in my opinion, another controversial opinion for this Saturday, One Flew Over the Cookie's Nest is not that brilliant a piece of work. 18:22.444 --> 18:26.646 It's trying to tell you that mad people are actually sane and sane people are mad. 18:26.986 --> 18:28.247 But didn't you know that, Joe? 18:28.547 --> 18:29.728 Well, it's just not true. 18:30.848 --> 18:32.950 People who are mentally ill need help. 18:33.530 --> 18:43.200 They're not necessarily geniuses who know the truth about the world and should revolt and take over by throwing big fridges through the window or whatever Chief Bromden does. 18:43.420 --> 18:43.721 Yeah. 18:44.421 --> 18:44.722 You know? 18:44.902 --> 18:45.683 Is he called Bromden? 18:45.943 --> 18:46.544 I think he is. 18:46.584 --> 18:48.446 Something like that. 18:48.466 --> 18:56.174 I used to love that film when I was a teenager, but when I had some experience of mental illness, I realised it was a load of 60s idealistic 18:56.955 --> 18:57.355 Certainly. 18:57.415 --> 19:01.420 It's much less glamorous, yeah, when you or someone you know gets ill. 19:02.021 --> 19:04.704 It's not quite such a kooky adventure. 19:05.385 --> 19:08.730 But it's quite a dark... It's a very dark book, if you read it. 19:08.750 --> 19:09.591 It's quite different from the film. 19:09.611 --> 19:10.552 If you read it with the lights out. 19:10.672 --> 19:11.133 Yeah. 19:11.153 --> 19:13.616 It's pitch black, then, if you read it with the lights out. 19:13.636 --> 19:14.917 If you read it by the bug of cats. 19:15.618 --> 19:20.741 Listen, I just wanted to mention a couple of adverts that I've been getting irritated by this week. 19:20.761 --> 19:24.584 A couple of people emailed us and were talking about that kind of thing. 19:24.624 --> 19:29.667 And my key one, and I don't know if you've been irritated by this, is the Kit Kat ad. 19:30.207 --> 19:30.407 Right. 19:31.107 --> 19:37.331 Which is supposed to be irritating because they're all banging things and shouting and it's three people on their break. 19:37.371 --> 19:44.896 They're at work and they come in and they just start screaming and crashing pots and pans together in the kitchen and then they... 19:45.456 --> 19:59.530 go out and it's because they work in a library and they don't get to make much noise so they go and they have their break and they make a lot of noise and they eat their Kit Kat that's the premise of the ad but it just comes off very annoying because they're shouting and you want to kill them. 20:00.290 --> 20:00.991 Have you seen that one? 20:01.031 --> 20:10.400 I have it's a big ad for Kit Kat because it's the first time they've stopped using their phrase have a break have a Kit Kat isn't it well they use that for 30 years and they're changing it 20:10.580 --> 20:11.901 They've just, they've slightly changed. 20:11.921 --> 20:12.561 They haven't changed it. 20:12.601 --> 20:13.762 The premise is still the same. 20:13.782 --> 20:14.663 It's still about breaks. 20:14.803 --> 20:16.564 But what's the tagline? 20:17.204 --> 20:18.385 Have a break, have a Kit Kat. 20:18.585 --> 20:18.806 Is it? 20:19.346 --> 20:20.567 I don't know, but it's something like that. 20:20.607 --> 20:25.930 It's something like, you know, enjoy your break, have a Kit Kat. 20:25.970 --> 20:27.551 Or make the most of your break. 20:27.731 --> 20:28.252 Something like that. 20:29.167 --> 20:29.968 That's an annoying one. 20:29.988 --> 20:31.469 More annoying are the Cadbury's ones. 20:31.789 --> 20:32.430 Which one are those? 20:32.750 --> 20:34.671 Where your happiness is represented by an animal. 20:35.992 --> 20:37.173 They're just genuinely odd. 20:37.193 --> 20:39.375 Is that the blue arms? 20:39.435 --> 20:40.856 No, it's not the little fluffy blue arm guy. 20:40.876 --> 20:44.018 It's like a woman with a big stuffed animatronic tiger. 20:45.159 --> 20:45.519 You know what? 20:45.539 --> 20:46.820 I'll have to watch them and write them down. 20:47.101 --> 20:48.362 Listen, if you see any of those... 20:49.082 --> 20:54.045 really annoying Cadbury's ads, do write them down in some detail and email them to us and we can talk about them next week. 20:54.265 --> 21:04.451 The other one, two other adverts driving me mad at the moment, the first is the Galaxy one where, think Galaxy, think dressing up, think chocolate. 21:04.571 --> 21:08.674 A very lonely woman is dressing in beautiful clothing as if she's going for a night out. 21:09.394 --> 21:16.778 And all she does once she's finished getting dressed is open the jaw, get out a big bar of Galaxy and shove it in her gob. 21:18.560 --> 21:19.140 Hey, you know what? 21:19.200 --> 21:31.532 This leads me on to something I wanted to talk about, which was some of the techniques that, um, particularly Roundtree Nestle, which they're now called, use to actually push their bars of chocolate onto unsuspecting lonely ladies. 21:31.913 --> 21:35.496 And they've got a whole load of sort of scientific techniques that they use. 21:35.736 --> 21:37.578 But I'll tell you more about that in just a second. 21:37.618 --> 21:37.879 Right now, 21:38.399 --> 21:41.241 Here's the first of our three plays this week. 21:41.461 --> 21:47.425 This is the Eagles of Death Metal and a track from their very good album, which is called Peace, Love, Death Metal. 21:47.445 --> 21:50.367 This is Sanbadu Sunburn. 21:51.388 --> 21:52.829 Ah, that's nice. 21:59.741 --> 22:02.443 They sound like a group of jolly old dustmen. 22:02.503 --> 22:03.284 That's why I like them. 22:03.304 --> 22:10.329 A group of happy dustmen who've just come off a shift... ...and they decide to make a bit of stomp-style music with their dustbin lids and hot-nailed boots. 22:10.369 --> 22:11.510 I think that's more or less what they are. 22:11.530 --> 22:14.253 There's one... Josh Hom, I think, is involved, who's in... Josh Hartnett? 22:14.553 --> 22:16.114 Josh Hom from Queens of the Stone Age. 22:16.574 --> 22:20.017 That's the Eagles of Death Metal with Sambadou Sunburn here on XFM. 22:20.057 --> 22:23.100 Apologies to listeners if it sounds as if one of us is in the bath. 22:24.761 --> 22:25.823 Erm, we've got, yeah. 22:25.843 --> 22:33.172 We're not actually in the bath, although that's a good idea for a show if we can work out, like, the electricity aspect of it. 22:33.673 --> 22:35.255 Er, we'll be back in just one second. 22:35.295 --> 22:36.116 Stick with us at XFM. 22:44.793 --> 22:46.014 Can't stand me now. 22:46.034 --> 22:46.914 That's the Libertines. 22:46.974 --> 22:48.255 This is Edelman John, XFM. 22:48.815 --> 22:50.817 My mic's... Keep moving my mic. 22:51.397 --> 22:52.338 Now I'm having to hunch. 22:52.538 --> 22:55.860 We're trying to get rid of the broadcasting from the bath quality. 22:56.388 --> 23:01.812 Now, it's been very exciting for people who enjoy the Star Wars films because of their release on DVD. 23:01.832 --> 23:04.794 And many of you out there will have bought the Star Wars box set, I bet. 23:05.394 --> 23:06.915 Or, you know, no people who've got it. 23:07.395 --> 23:12.098 And so I've put together my top three favourite bits from the amazing documentary that's on there. 23:12.459 --> 23:15.921 There's a fantastic 90 minute documentary about 90 minutes, or is it even two hours? 23:16.241 --> 23:16.702 Two hours. 23:16.722 --> 23:17.282 That's very long. 23:17.342 --> 23:18.463 Empire of Dreams. 23:18.483 --> 23:21.025 It's a fantastic documentary about the making of the Star Wars trilogy. 23:21.306 --> 23:25.950 And Adam and I are sort of known as Star Wars nerds, even though it's not strictly true. 23:26.350 --> 23:32.336 You know, we like the movies and we play with toys as a kids, but we're not like insane Star Wars obsessives. 23:32.916 --> 23:33.096 No. 23:33.256 --> 23:35.798 In fact, we were probably more into the toys and the films in some ways. 23:35.838 --> 23:35.998 Yeah. 23:36.319 --> 23:43.324 But you can't help but be interested in the documentary that's in the new DVD set, the biggest-selling set of DVDs of all time. 23:43.484 --> 23:43.624 Wait. 23:43.644 --> 23:45.245 Are you talking about the Adam and Joe DVD? 23:45.426 --> 23:47.747 I'm not talk- Well, no, let's talk about the Adam and Joe DVD. 23:47.787 --> 23:49.028 That's amazing as well, isn't it? 23:49.068 --> 23:50.569 Apparently, yeah. 23:50.589 --> 23:51.250 12.49 on Play. 23:51.290 --> 23:51.951 That's amazing. 23:51.971 --> 23:54.032 It's got an extraordinary documentary on it as well. 23:54.052 --> 23:54.713 16-15.99 from the shops. 23:54.753 --> 23:54.833 Yeah. 23:54.853 --> 23:54.993 Anyway. 23:58.495 --> 24:13.982 Yeah, so the Star Wars documentary, there's some fantastic stuff in it, but I've lifted out my top three favourite sort of Star Wars unheard moments that we should play in a second once I've handed the CD to Adam and he's checked the levels. 24:14.442 --> 24:15.263 OK, yeah, we'll do that. 24:15.563 --> 24:19.384 Listen, I wanted to tell you about the stuff I found on the Nestle Roundtree website. 24:19.464 --> 24:19.725 Oh, yeah. 24:19.745 --> 24:21.825 We were talking about ladies and chocolate bars earlier on. 24:22.606 --> 24:27.188 Someone emailed in to call me a knob jockey as well because I didn't like the Kit Kat ad. 24:27.928 --> 24:29.609 So sorry about that, if you really love that ad. 24:29.649 --> 24:31.429 It just slightly grates, that's all. 24:31.869 --> 24:36.151 But I went on the Nestle Roundtree site because I was confused about Smarties. 24:36.551 --> 24:41.993 I saw that they were relaunching or there was a new type of Smartie, and to me it looked like juicers. 24:42.513 --> 24:47.395 Like little candy things rather than being chocolate-covered chocolates. 24:47.635 --> 24:48.735 Candy-coloured... Oh, I know you. 24:48.755 --> 24:49.576 Chocolate-covered chocolates? 24:49.896 --> 24:51.236 Chocolate-covered... What a fantastic idea. 24:51.296 --> 24:52.437 Isn't that what Smarties are? 24:52.617 --> 24:53.457 Chocolate-covered chocolates? 24:53.477 --> 24:54.477 That's what minstrels are. 24:54.497 --> 24:55.878 They're candy-covered chocolates. 24:55.918 --> 24:56.558 What is candy? 24:57.659 --> 24:59.321 That's a very good question, Adam. 24:59.401 --> 25:00.642 Whatever it is, it's not chocolate. 25:00.883 --> 25:06.409 Candy is just, I believe, a term to describe anything that's sweet but of undiscernable origin. 25:06.910 --> 25:10.514 Maybe it's just another form of sugary stuff, isn't it? 25:11.715 --> 25:18.357 Anyway, I went on to the Nestle Rountree site to allay some of my confusion about Smarties. 25:18.417 --> 25:28.440 Didn't actually succeed, but I did find some amazing sales tips that they have for people in corner shops and stuff, or anywhere that stocks chocolates. 25:29.460 --> 25:31.041 And they've got a new unit. 25:31.641 --> 25:42.929 And it says Nestle, Roundtree and Take a Break magazine have teamed up to offer retailers the chance to boost sales with a brand new unit linking confectionary with women's magazines. 25:43.409 --> 25:50.013 So basically what the unit is, and it's known as the Time For Me unit, is a cardboard box. 25:50.634 --> 25:53.416 And it's got chocolates, chocolate bars in it. 25:53.896 --> 26:01.281 And the geniuses at Nestle, Roundtree have sat the box or told retailers to sit the box next to ladies' mags. 26:01.981 --> 26:11.207 So women who like reading about diets and stuff like that will be able to enjoy some Rolos or an Aero while they're reading about their new diet. 26:11.287 --> 26:12.948 And they won't have to go over there. 26:13.268 --> 26:13.468 Yeah. 26:13.568 --> 26:16.550 They won't have to move over there to the chocolates to get the chocolates. 26:16.650 --> 26:17.170 Exactly. 26:17.390 --> 26:18.931 But the chocolates are next to the till anyway. 26:19.031 --> 26:21.493 You've got to put temptation within reach. 26:21.793 --> 26:23.934 And that's the phrase, it says, put temptation within reach. 26:23.954 --> 26:24.875 That's very important. 26:25.895 --> 26:29.557 86% of confectionary in the independent stores is bought on impulse. 26:29.798 --> 26:37.963 Look for opportunities to tempt the shopper into making last minute impulsive purchases by dual sitting confectionary with related categories. 26:38.543 --> 26:43.506 So, for example, they break these categories down and they say, for example, there's the quick break. 26:44.127 --> 26:49.154 Now, in that case, you cite confectionary in the chiller with the sandwiches and the soft drinks. 26:49.514 --> 26:51.637 Or there's the perfect gift category. 26:52.118 --> 26:57.526 So you put the chocolates for Valentine's Day next to flowers and cards, right? 26:57.706 --> 26:58.187 Makes sense. 26:58.567 --> 26:59.769 Or there's big break. 27:01.210 --> 27:04.692 83% of people who buy a newspaper do not buy confectionery at the same time. 27:04.872 --> 27:05.712 Or no, do, surely. 27:06.352 --> 27:07.653 Buy confectionery at the same time. 27:07.713 --> 27:08.913 So you put them next to the newspapers. 27:09.193 --> 27:11.994 And then there's the time for me category. 27:12.014 --> 27:13.755 65% of confectionery is bought by women, Joe. 27:14.395 --> 27:16.716 So you tempt them with a treat for me. 27:17.176 --> 27:18.437 For when they're making me time. 27:18.897 --> 27:19.197 Wow. 27:19.297 --> 27:20.058 Which is very important. 27:20.078 --> 27:26.605 So I was thinking about other possible, er, sales-related incentive placement ideas in shops. 27:26.945 --> 27:33.631 For example, why not put some toilet roll or Kleenex or even pairs of socks on the top shelf by the jazz magazines? 27:34.834 --> 27:36.655 Put the tissues next to the, yeah, the jazz bands. 27:36.675 --> 27:38.795 Yeah, and then, you know, and the sales would soar. 27:38.815 --> 27:46.578 Er, don't bother hiding the alcopops away with the wine and beer, just alcopop them next to the children's toys and the stationery for the schools. 27:46.598 --> 27:47.038 That's a lovely idea. 27:47.218 --> 27:47.378 Yeah. 27:47.858 --> 27:50.219 So the kids don't have to walk so far between aisles. 27:50.259 --> 27:51.539 Put temptation within reach. 27:51.599 --> 27:52.039 Exactly. 27:52.059 --> 27:52.139 Yeah. 27:52.159 --> 27:53.980 That's the key, says Nestle Roundtree. 27:54.660 --> 27:55.440 Er, or Roundtree Nestle. 27:55.801 --> 28:03.003 Reintroduce game fans to the world of hygiene and relocate video games so that they sit amongst the soap and the deodorant. 28:03.857 --> 28:05.398 Be a nice little treat for them. 28:05.518 --> 28:08.661 That's rather a cynical view of video game players. 28:08.881 --> 28:10.722 Well, I just know a couple of stinky ones. 28:11.122 --> 28:14.205 Place copies of the new Robbie Williams album by the Binbags. 28:15.727 --> 28:26.856 Er, people who love buying DVDs, um, would be able to also buy things like Starsky and Hutch, you know, obviously that's absolutely rubbish, Starsky and Hutch, but DVDs like that- The new film? 28:27.076 --> 28:27.797 Yeah, yeah. 28:27.957 --> 28:34.302 They sell so well, anyone- people love buying DVDs, so if you've got some old crap that's absolutely rubbish and you want to just get rid of it, 28:34.702 --> 28:37.025 Just sprinkle some DVDs around it. 28:37.305 --> 28:37.746 Great idea. 28:37.926 --> 28:39.328 And then they'd fly off the shelves. 28:39.388 --> 28:40.269 They're terrific ideas. 28:40.409 --> 28:40.809 Thanks very much. 28:40.829 --> 28:42.291 Let's hope someone from Nestle's listening. 28:42.551 --> 28:43.312 Well, I hope so. 28:44.273 --> 28:48.679 Okey-dokey, we'll be back in just a second with some top Star Wars moments. 28:48.699 --> 28:49.119 Exciting. 28:53.052 --> 28:55.213 That's Gravity by Embrace. 28:55.694 --> 28:56.674 Adam and Joe on XFM. 28:56.714 --> 28:58.955 Oh, stop talking, will you, Joe? 28:58.976 --> 28:59.896 What? 28:59.916 --> 28:59.976 Why? 29:00.056 --> 29:00.757 Stop talking. 29:00.777 --> 29:01.697 You're not even funny. 29:01.717 --> 29:02.658 I am funny. 29:02.678 --> 29:03.858 Just play some music. 29:04.059 --> 29:10.322 OK, I'm not going to play music, but what I am going to play is... Should you explain why you just said that? 29:10.342 --> 29:13.084 Yeah, cos that's what people write into us. 29:13.564 --> 29:19.987 Well, every single text we've got is extremely nice, but then one person always tries to spoil things. 29:20.368 --> 29:21.208 You've got to have some people. 29:21.228 --> 29:22.149 You've got to have the haters. 29:22.429 --> 29:22.869 Exactly. 29:22.969 --> 29:24.290 Where would we be without the haters? 29:24.830 --> 29:34.375 So the Star Wars box set of DVDs has a fantastic documentary on it, a documentary called Empire of Dreams, and I've picked out my top three bits from it. 29:34.435 --> 29:36.396 Actually, number three isn't from that documentary. 29:37.296 --> 29:41.918 My number three favourite thing on the Star Wars DVDs is the trailer for The Empire Strikes Back. 29:42.318 --> 29:45.319 And these days, trailers have, you know, quite butch men, don't they? 29:45.659 --> 29:55.183 Even kids films like Star Wars, they would have a man with a very butch, gravelly low voice who would make the film sound important and serious and significant. 29:55.703 --> 29:58.384 What wasn't like that... In a time of dreams. 29:58.984 --> 29:59.504 Exactly. 29:59.844 --> 30:02.345 But they went in a different direction for the Empire trailer. 30:02.605 --> 30:03.886 Is it all queued up and ready, Ad? 30:04.046 --> 30:04.806 Ready to go, Joe. 30:04.926 --> 30:07.447 Let's listen to the trailer for The Empire Strikes Back. 30:09.107 --> 30:15.189 Luke Skywalker and Han Solo rescued the princess, destroyed the Death Star, but their story didn't end there. 30:16.729 --> 30:23.571 Now, the creators of the biggest smash hit of all time bring you the next episode in the Star Wars saga, The Empire Strikes Back. 30:26.237 --> 30:28.478 The continuing story of our band of heroes. 30:29.038 --> 30:36.782 Luke Skywalker, Princess Leia, Han Solo, C-3PO, R2-D2, and Chewbacca. 30:37.683 --> 30:40.224 And introducing Lando Calrissian. 30:41.125 --> 30:42.485 It's an epic of romance. 30:43.526 --> 30:44.766 Of heroes and villains. 30:46.127 --> 30:48.628 They cross trackless voids to unknown worlds. 30:51.050 --> 30:53.491 A galactic odyssey against oppression. 30:56.802 --> 31:00.670 a big new sprawling space adventure empire strikes back 31:08.339 --> 31:10.260 Next summer. 31:10.460 --> 31:13.342 I think that is the way to do movie trailers. 31:13.563 --> 31:15.624 The empire spanks back. 31:16.265 --> 31:19.727 Dr. Alan Grant rescued the lady and escaped from the park. 31:19.928 --> 31:21.629 But his story didn't end there. 31:21.829 --> 31:22.890 It's Jurassic Park 2! 31:23.710 --> 31:26.833 A thrilling, chilling, dino coaster ride you won't want to miss. 31:27.213 --> 31:49.821 they fight giant creatures with scaly skin and teeth like very big spikes a tropical conflict against monstrous odds a big new shiny exciting slam bam movie woovy jurassic park 2 that that would have been perfect don't you think yeah very good and what about i would have liked one for fahrenheit 9 11 yeah or collateral jamie fox killed tom cruise and 31:49.881 --> 32:08.353 escape with the nice lady but his story didn't end there it's collateral to a thrilling chilling late-night taxi ride you cannot afford not to board the trailer no no that is the authentic trailer for the Empire Strikes Back I love it when he goes the big new exciting movie 32:10.493 --> 32:11.974 Oh, I think they should bring that guy back. 32:12.354 --> 32:12.955 More, more. 32:13.475 --> 32:13.795 More clips. 32:13.815 --> 32:16.717 So that's number three in my top three Star Wars DVD moments. 32:17.658 --> 32:19.199 So are we gonna do number two straight away? 32:19.299 --> 32:19.699 Come on, then. 32:20.339 --> 32:21.060 Why don't we tease it? 32:21.120 --> 32:21.700 Ooh, teasing! 32:21.740 --> 32:22.060 Tease it. 32:22.100 --> 32:23.041 Play a record or something. 32:23.141 --> 32:23.761 OK, then. 32:24.082 --> 32:24.762 Roar! 32:24.862 --> 32:25.382 There's Jet. 32:25.402 --> 32:34.208 That's Meantime. 32:36.621 --> 32:38.142 That's Meantime by the Future Heads. 32:38.162 --> 32:40.843 You're listening to Adam and Joe here on XFM. 32:41.563 --> 32:43.865 Now we've got some more Star Wars action for you. 32:44.125 --> 32:49.728 Yeah, we've just compiled the top three moments from the new Star Wars DVDs. 32:49.808 --> 32:54.070 At number three was that trailer from The Empire Strikes Back with a fantastically camp voice. 32:55.430 --> 33:15.225 at number two is Chewie Chewbacca speaking now obviously they obviously when they shot the film they weren't sure whether Chewie would do his noise that's not very good do a chewy noise at him I'm not very good Phil Jupiter's is the king of the noise and so they just had the actor Peter Mayhew yeah in the suit 33:16.145 --> 33:17.806 speak lines of dialogue. 33:17.826 --> 33:19.286 They'd written lines of dialogue for him. 33:19.686 --> 33:23.947 And there's a little bit in the documentary which lets you hear what that sounded like. 33:23.967 --> 33:24.748 So let's play that. 33:26.328 --> 33:26.668 Action. 33:27.708 --> 33:28.749 That old man's mad. 33:29.789 --> 33:30.829 You said it, Chewy. 33:31.489 --> 33:32.710 That old man's mad. 33:35.273 --> 33:37.476 What would that have been like if they'd kept that in? 33:37.496 --> 33:39.198 That old man's mad. 33:39.358 --> 33:41.941 I don't know about that bloke in the black helmet. 33:42.241 --> 33:43.783 He seemed like a bit of a nutter. 33:44.043 --> 33:46.886 Let's go on the big spaceship and escape. 33:48.789 --> 33:49.449 Can you imagine? 33:49.730 --> 33:50.631 Can we have that one more time? 33:50.651 --> 33:50.911 Yeah. 33:50.931 --> 33:53.734 Action. 33:53.754 --> 33:54.775 That old man's mad. 33:55.851 --> 33:56.893 You said it, Chewie. 33:57.453 --> 34:00.718 So we go like, Chewie, Chewie, put the Millennium Falcon into light speed. 34:01.239 --> 34:01.740 OK. 34:02.481 --> 34:04.704 I can't remember which switch it is. 34:05.385 --> 34:06.346 No, it's this one. 34:06.947 --> 34:11.514 Remind me again where the hyperdrive button is. 34:12.114 --> 34:16.036 The funny thing is, Chewie should actually speak like that, cos he looks like a big gangly old hippie. 34:16.436 --> 34:18.697 He looks like a sort of Terry Pratchett type, you know. 34:18.717 --> 34:20.417 Or, um, you know? 34:20.718 --> 34:21.118 Doesn't he? 34:21.618 --> 34:23.159 Yeah, well... He looks sort of like a techie. 34:23.179 --> 34:25.019 Are you talking about Peter Mayhew now, or Chewie? 34:25.459 --> 34:26.140 Both of them. 34:26.260 --> 34:29.481 I don't actually know what Peter Mayhew looks like, cos he's in that suit, innit? 34:29.721 --> 34:34.723 No, but he gets interviewed a lot on that disc, and he's like a... he's more hairy than Chewie. 34:34.943 --> 34:35.163 Is he? 34:35.283 --> 34:36.884 He's an extraordinary looking character. 34:36.904 --> 34:37.124 Is he? 34:37.144 --> 34:37.304 Yeah. 34:37.724 --> 34:39.765 So are we gonna have one more Star Wars bit now? 34:39.785 --> 34:40.906 The number one Star Wars bit. 34:40.926 --> 34:41.606 Do you wanna do it now? 34:41.766 --> 34:42.448 – Or shall we wait? 34:42.468 --> 34:45.534 – The number one best bit on the Star Wars DVDs. 34:45.615 --> 34:46.336 OK, now, let's wait. 34:46.356 --> 34:46.717 Let's wait. 34:46.737 --> 34:47.359 – Tease it. 34:47.379 --> 34:48.301 – Got another free play now. 34:48.341 --> 34:49.563 This is Brendan Benson. 34:56.721 --> 34:57.981 That's called Tiny Spark. 34:58.041 --> 35:01.862 That's by Brendan Benson from his excellent album, La Palco. 35:01.882 --> 35:03.783 This is Adam and Jo on XFM. 35:04.303 --> 35:05.263 Ooh, a little burp there. 35:05.283 --> 35:05.883 A little burpy. 35:05.903 --> 35:06.684 Swallowed it down. 35:06.864 --> 35:07.624 Oh, that's nice. 35:07.664 --> 35:09.124 Thank you very much for telling me. 35:09.204 --> 35:13.065 So we've been running through our top three moments from the new Star Wars DVD box set. 35:13.185 --> 35:19.967 At number three was the camp trailer for The Empire Strikes Back that you'll find in the trailers section of disc four. 35:20.647 --> 35:23.008 At number two was Chewbacca speaking. 35:23.803 --> 35:24.865 Yeah, that was great. 35:24.905 --> 35:26.970 And can you guess what's at number one, Adam Buxton? 35:27.892 --> 35:30.317 Oh, erm... It's a pretty obvious choice. 35:30.738 --> 35:31.379 No, come on, tell me. 35:32.389 --> 35:33.650 Well- Or should we just play it? 35:34.331 --> 35:36.092 Does it need to be explained? 35:36.413 --> 35:37.774 No, it kinda needs to be explained. 35:37.814 --> 35:38.755 I mean, it's very obvious. 35:39.015 --> 35:43.840 For me, the best thing on that whole set of DVDs is the moment when- It's surely not Darth. 35:44.280 --> 35:47.543 When Darth Vader speaks with Dave Prowse's accent. 35:47.663 --> 35:48.264 Fantastic. 35:48.284 --> 35:53.849 So as everyone knows, it was Dave Prowse, the actor inside the Darth Vader suit in the first three films. 35:55.390 --> 36:00.594 had a sort of West Country accent and he spoke Darth Vader's lines before they then dubbed it over with James Earl Jones. 36:00.674 --> 36:07.158 But the documentary shows you some snippets of what it sounded like with the original Dave Prowse voice. 36:07.518 --> 36:08.919 It's amazing stuff, listen to this. 36:09.279 --> 36:12.501 Finding the right voice for Darth Vader was another challenge. 36:13.922 --> 36:14.623 And action! 36:15.979 --> 36:19.000 I'm tearing this ship apart piece by piece until you've found those tapes! 36:19.661 --> 36:21.001 Find the passengers in this vessel! 36:21.281 --> 36:22.102 I want them alive! 36:22.122 --> 36:28.004 I'm a member of the Imperial Senate on a diplomatic... You are part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor! 36:28.545 --> 36:29.065 Take her away! 36:30.728 --> 36:33.729 That's exactly what you would think, wouldn't it? 36:33.769 --> 36:36.709 You are part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor. 36:37.009 --> 36:37.650 Take her away! 36:37.770 --> 36:39.350 He's really going for it, though, isn't he? 36:39.730 --> 36:41.290 He thinks the part is his. 36:41.470 --> 36:42.250 The voice is his. 36:42.290 --> 36:49.712 He thinks he's gonna make it to the finished movie, and don't mess her up with my space station again, you silly bun-headed woman! 36:50.012 --> 36:51.232 I am your father! 36:51.832 --> 36:53.413 What do you think of that, young Luke? 36:55.353 --> 36:58.994 I may have cut off your hand, but it's my prerogative as your dad. 37:00.276 --> 37:04.797 Now, you were great, but I think we're going to have to do something with your voice. 37:04.857 --> 37:07.378 What, like a kind of synthesizer effect or something on it? 37:07.698 --> 37:09.859 Oi, oi, oi, I'm your father. 37:09.879 --> 37:11.820 Oi, I'm your father. 37:12.040 --> 37:14.140 Oi, you princess. 37:14.160 --> 37:15.301 Something like that. 37:15.341 --> 37:16.061 Yeah, that'll sound great. 37:16.081 --> 37:18.161 That's a good idea, George. 37:18.201 --> 37:22.443 No, actually we're going to replace the whole thing with a guy with a deep voice. 37:23.403 --> 37:26.165 Why are you gonna do that, you... you bugger? 37:26.385 --> 37:28.226 You... nerd, you bloody nerd! 37:28.526 --> 37:30.347 George Lucas here is nothing but a nerd! 37:30.407 --> 37:31.188 Let's have one more listen. 37:31.208 --> 37:32.128 A video games nerd! 37:32.529 --> 37:35.731 Finding the right voice for Darth Vader was another challenge. 37:37.131 --> 37:37.952 And... action! 37:38.312 --> 37:42.255 Start tearing this ship apart piece by piece until you've found those tapes! 37:42.935 --> 37:44.256 Find the passengers in this vessel! 37:44.536 --> 37:45.376 I want them alive! 37:46.037 --> 37:51.240 I'm a member of the Imperial Senate on a diplomatic... You are part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor! 37:51.800 --> 37:52.321 Take her away! 37:53.382 --> 37:53.923 Take her away. 37:53.943 --> 37:54.843 It's a smash. 37:54.944 --> 37:56.825 It's not quite as threatening as the finished thing, is it? 37:57.506 --> 38:01.930 It's great, though, isn't it, overall, the amount of effort that they've put into the extras on that DVD set. 38:01.950 --> 38:02.170 Yeah. 38:02.771 --> 38:03.131 Well done. 38:03.151 --> 38:03.892 It's a bargain. 38:04.552 --> 38:09.477 Erm, OK, now, I think we're... Are we gonna try Ditties in the Dock, just for the sake of a tiny bit of continuity? 38:09.557 --> 38:18.441 Yeah, well, regular listeners to our show will know in the final half hour we did something called Dizzies In The Dot, where we each chose a record and you listeners voted for which one we should play. 38:18.461 --> 38:19.482 It's an amazing feature. 38:19.502 --> 38:21.663 It's the kind of thing that we invented. 38:21.743 --> 38:23.324 No-one else has ever done anything like it. 38:23.444 --> 38:27.546 The title was a joke at first, Dizzies In The Dot, cos it's not a very good title. 38:27.606 --> 38:28.246 No, and there's nothing. 38:28.266 --> 38:29.787 But it's sort of stuck. 38:29.807 --> 38:32.388 And we play sort of Western music underneath it, a bit like this. 38:33.129 --> 38:33.489 Yeah. 38:33.829 --> 38:34.649 Oh, those were the days. 38:34.669 --> 38:35.070 Yeah. 38:36.130 --> 38:38.571 So should we just have a try anyway? 38:38.732 --> 38:39.392 Well, there might be. 38:39.492 --> 38:47.556 Apparently XFM has a new phone system and you have to go through all sorts of, if you want to speak to an operator, press one, sort of shenanigans. 38:48.097 --> 38:50.298 And that makes it a bit difficult for people to phone through. 38:50.558 --> 38:51.679 But we might try anyway. 38:52.039 --> 38:54.440 So we'll understand if no one phones in to vote. 38:54.460 --> 38:56.661 But please, you know, please phone in to vote. 38:56.721 --> 39:04.746 Please make those selections and push through that phone system because we need sort of at least three voters before we can have a winner, don't we? 39:05.006 --> 39:12.540 Now, Joe, I think you felt last time that it was a bit prejudicial as to who put their case first. 39:12.640 --> 39:15.325 I believe the person who went first usually won, yeah. 39:15.505 --> 39:17.108 Do you want to go first this time, then? 39:17.488 --> 39:17.609 OK. 39:18.909 --> 39:21.191 OK, well, my Ditty in the Dock, well, we're gonna do it, are we now? 39:21.231 --> 39:21.691 Yeah, let's do it. 39:21.851 --> 39:26.855 OK, OK, well, my Ditty in the Dock this week, Joe's Ditty in the Dock, it's not a pleasant song. 39:27.436 --> 39:27.516 Oh. 39:28.176 --> 39:32.300 It's Carrie Fisher singing to the tune of the Star Wars theme. 39:33.000 --> 39:33.100 Oh. 39:33.520 --> 39:45.410 It's from the Star Wars Holiday Special, which was a tele programme that went out once in 1978, that basically featured Carrie Fisher, possibly on inebriating substances, 39:46.651 --> 39:48.492 Mark Hamill just after his accident. 39:48.853 --> 39:58.121 It basically made a mockery of the whole Star Wars universe, but at the climax of it, it featured Carrie Fisher singing a song to the tune of the Star Wars theme. 39:58.601 --> 40:02.144 And I've got to be straight with you, listeners, it's absolutely appalling. 40:02.785 --> 40:06.567 but it's also quite amusing, and that's why it's My Ditty in the Dock. 40:06.807 --> 40:09.809 That sounds great, as in G-R-A-T-E. 40:10.629 --> 40:29.800 My Ditty in the Dock is a totally different thing, it's not quite such an oddity, but it's by Robin Hitchcock, and he's a man that used to be in a band called the Softboys, and he's released amazingly unusual and interesting solo albums right through the 80s and the 90s and on into the noughties, 40:30.280 --> 40:46.463 This is a track called The Man Who Invented Himself from an album of his called Black Snake Diamond Roll and I'm telling you do yourself a favor and vote for this one because it's a peach and it will gain you access to a wonderful world of music which is not as well known as it should be. 40:46.583 --> 40:57.585 It sounds a bit like something that might have popped up on Hunky Dory by David Bowie but it's a really great song and it's not the kind of thing you would normally hear on XFM or any other radio station for that 40:57.705 --> 41:00.907 Well, neither's Carrie Fisher singing a song to the tune of the Star Wars theme. 41:01.047 --> 41:03.729 Well, that's a fair point, so... So call 0871 222 1049. 41:06.211 --> 41:03.729 0871 222 1049. 41:07.772 --> 41:12.054 We beg you to call to struggle through the phone system and to cast your vote. 41:12.114 --> 41:14.016 Either Robin Hitchcock singing what? 41:14.276 --> 41:15.537 The Man Who Invented Himself. 41:15.677 --> 41:16.037 That one. 41:16.517 --> 41:21.600 Or Carrie Fisher singing a song to the tune of the Star Wars theme from the Star Wars Holiday Special. 41:21.961 --> 41:23.882 You decide which song plays out the show. 41:23.922 --> 41:23.882 0871 222 1049. 41:23.982 --> 41:24.182 Call now! 41:29.761 --> 41:30.041 Wow. 41:30.281 --> 41:32.702 That's Green Day with American Idiot. 41:32.722 --> 41:33.883 That's a strong song, isn't it? 41:33.903 --> 41:35.464 Strong song, American Idiot. 41:35.544 --> 41:38.705 It's got bleeped, swearing words in it. 41:38.845 --> 41:40.006 It's just joy. 41:40.086 --> 41:41.387 You know, the video to that's quite amusing. 41:41.407 --> 41:42.387 Have you seen the video to that? 41:42.447 --> 41:42.607 No. 41:42.947 --> 41:44.388 It is Green Day, isn't it? 41:44.408 --> 41:48.390 Green Day playing next to a big green American flag, green paint coming out of big green boxes. 41:48.850 --> 41:54.953 But the director seems to be a little nervous about showing Green Day's actual age, cos they're getting on now, Green Day. 41:55.113 --> 41:58.195 Well, the lead singer looks like Gary Newman at the moment. 41:58.275 --> 41:59.155 He's got all black hair. 41:59.495 --> 42:00.216 Yeah. 42:00.336 --> 42:05.182 But they look like Busted will look in 25 years if they don't change their clothes. 42:05.322 --> 42:06.783 One of Busted already looks like that. 42:06.803 --> 42:07.044 Yeah. 42:07.364 --> 42:11.548 So the director tries to compensate for that by every technique in the book. 42:11.609 --> 42:14.972 Out of focus, a lot of green paint, just filming the ear. 42:14.992 --> 42:19.237 I don't think there are any clear, clean, in-focus shots of the band Green Day in their video. 42:19.397 --> 42:23.659 It's a necessary thing once people start getting older and they're in the public eye. 42:23.679 --> 42:25.300 I like the new R.E.M. 42:25.400 --> 42:25.580 album. 42:25.600 --> 42:26.981 I don't know if you've seen the cover of that. 42:27.061 --> 42:27.341 No. 42:27.381 --> 42:27.741 Blurry? 42:27.921 --> 42:31.023 It's very blurry and they're all stretched and elongated burs. 42:31.043 --> 42:31.243 Really? 42:31.303 --> 42:31.603 Yeah. 42:31.623 --> 42:35.405 So you sort of think, ooh, they're cool rockmen, but of course when you actually see them they're gnarled. 42:35.825 --> 42:38.046 Whatever happened to just being honest about your gnarl? 42:38.146 --> 42:44.527 A really nice, crisp, clear, black and white photo of an old man's face, like the texture of the Arizona desert. 42:44.547 --> 42:45.088 Like Johnny Cash. 42:45.108 --> 42:46.328 Or a road map, you know? 42:46.608 --> 42:47.588 Why be ashamed of age? 42:47.828 --> 42:56.171 Well, we, you know, circumvented that issue on the Adam and Jo DVD by having a very old photograph of us looking young. 42:56.191 --> 42:58.191 I don't look any different? 42:59.432 --> 43:00.392 No, of course, no. 43:00.712 --> 43:00.972 Yeah. 43:01.853 --> 43:03.414 I look like a little baby. 43:03.554 --> 43:04.835 A little lovely baby. 43:05.175 --> 43:07.517 Thanks for phoning in to vote for Dizzies in the Dock. 43:07.537 --> 43:17.784 Don't forget you are voting for either Carrie Fisher singing a twisted version of the theme from Star Wars, or the fantastic Robin Hitchcock singing a song called The Man Who Invented Himself. 43:18.804 --> 43:22.407 You can still phone us, 0871 222 1049, and we will play the winning song at the end of the hour. 43:29.191 --> 43:35.055 Hey, and you know, I've got to apologise to a couple of listeners who believe that I gave away the ending to Collateral. 43:35.415 --> 43:36.816 I haven't even seen Collateral. 43:37.196 --> 43:38.097 I guessed the ending. 43:38.397 --> 43:40.218 People get very upset when you give away the ending. 43:40.238 --> 43:40.999 Why are people so upset about that? 43:41.019 --> 43:46.502 Well, you know, our friend Graham Linehan, I was talking to him the other day, and he was saying... That's a little bit of a name drop, isn't it? 43:46.522 --> 43:48.623 If you're gonna drop the name, you might as well explain who he is. 43:48.884 --> 43:55.608 He is one of this country's finest comedy writers, responsible for Father Ted, along with his partner. 43:55.628 --> 43:55.828 Big train. 43:56.309 --> 43:59.435 Er, Arthur Matthews, and, er, yeah, he's- he's great. 43:59.676 --> 44:05.908 Anyway, but we were talk- I was talking to Graham and he was saying that he was going to see- How are you gonna tell this story without now giving away the ending of another film? 44:06.351 --> 44:10.612 Because I don't accept his point that it's- I gave it away. 44:10.972 --> 44:16.393 Cos Open Water is this film about these two people who get left behind by a boat in shark-infested waters. 44:16.814 --> 44:23.315 It's based on a true story that actually happened and it's not like they're changing the ending or anything. 44:23.915 --> 44:28.536 So what do you think happens to two people left in- Let's not tell anybody just in case. 44:28.876 --> 44:29.657 I saw that film. 44:30.337 --> 44:31.237 I thought it was rubbish. 44:31.717 --> 44:42.662 I wouldn't go and see it because I can imagine how it ends and I think why would you bother sitting through that with such a predictable ending and Graham said, I can't believe you gave away the ending. 44:42.682 --> 44:44.302 I was like, what do you think happens? 44:44.963 --> 44:48.224 It's based on a true story and the true story was tragic. 44:48.264 --> 44:49.224 Does that give you a clue? 44:49.885 --> 44:56.407 It's just that film's just like an episode of, this has been said before, but it's like an episode of Emergency 999 without the Michael Burke voiceover. 44:57.007 --> 45:00.309 But people are freaking out about it like it's the rebirth of cinema. 45:00.649 --> 45:01.049 It's rubbish. 45:01.309 --> 45:01.870 Are you sure? 45:01.890 --> 45:02.230 Yep. 45:02.590 --> 45:03.030 OK then. 45:03.691 --> 45:05.352 Right, we'll be back in just a second. 45:05.372 --> 45:14.378 XFM What happened there? 45:14.418 --> 45:15.439 Was that a technical problem? 45:15.539 --> 45:17.700 Snow Patrol imploded. 45:17.961 --> 45:19.642 That's how to be dead by Snow Patrol. 45:19.922 --> 45:21.963 He rhymed ride with pride. 45:22.524 --> 45:23.164 What's wrong with that? 45:23.464 --> 45:27.407 Well I don't know, I just think that... I know it's the same word essentially. 45:27.607 --> 45:28.288 Except that it would be... 45:30.040 --> 45:36.764 I'm- you know, generally I have a problem with rock, er, lyrics, and, er, this brings me round to the new- one of the new Gap ads. 45:36.784 --> 45:38.786 Not- not the Kravitz, basically. 45:38.806 --> 45:40.487 Yeah, Lenny Kravitz's new Gap ads. 45:40.527 --> 45:43.489 I don't know, listeners, whether you've seen the new Lenny Kravitz Gap ad. 45:43.509 --> 45:46.131 Is it the one with, er- Sexy Sarah Jessica Parker. 45:46.231 --> 45:48.052 Yeah, yeah, doing her horse dance. 45:48.072 --> 45:50.433 From Sex and the City, the programme men can't watch. 45:50.674 --> 45:50.974 Yeah. 45:50.994 --> 45:52.955 Without wanting to be gay or hate women. 45:53.215 --> 45:54.056 Yes, that's the one. 45:54.336 --> 45:58.499 Erm, so, er, Lenny, who's basically, er, walking 45:59.199 --> 45:59.639 Well, I don't know. 45:59.659 --> 46:01.099 He's not very good, basically, is he, Kravitz? 46:01.159 --> 46:01.359 Is he? 46:01.459 --> 46:02.920 XFM listeners don't like Kravitz, do they? 46:03.400 --> 46:05.240 Oh, he's got- there are some classic Kravitz moments. 46:05.260 --> 46:05.440 Are there? 46:05.460 --> 46:06.080 Do they like Kravitz? 46:06.100 --> 46:08.841 Well, I apologise to anybody who likes Kravitz, but you know- Are you gonna go my way? 46:08.861 --> 46:11.421 Mmm, yeah, it's not really a classic Kravitz moment, is it? 46:11.481 --> 46:13.922 It's a classic Hendrix moment that he copies. 46:14.442 --> 46:20.703 But anyway, and whether you like Kravitz or not, the lyrics to his special new song for Gap are really awful. 46:20.723 --> 46:25.324 I mean, if you apply to some sort of rock school and that was on your application form, they wouldn't let you in. 46:26.864 --> 46:35.047 The thing is I keep trying to record this advert, but I keep missing it because I want to write, I want to copy the lyrics out to Lenny's Gap song, but I keep missing it. 46:35.107 --> 46:37.848 So this is a request to listeners for next week. 46:38.188 --> 46:47.911 Please, if you spot the Lenny Kravitz Gap advert on telly, jot down the lyrics because it has some of the most, you know, if a child were to attempt to write a rock song, they'd do better than this. 46:48.671 --> 46:49.891 She's a sexy lady. 46:50.352 --> 46:51.392 She's not shady. 46:52.631 --> 46:56.674 Now, the whole idea of ladies being shady, I mean, that's just awful, isn't it? 46:57.195 --> 46:58.616 What the hell is he talking about? 46:58.656 --> 47:02.018 You don't rhyme the word shady with lady unless you're 10. 47:02.779 --> 47:04.700 Well, I can think of a way of doing it. 47:04.720 --> 47:05.361 And living in the 50s. 47:05.581 --> 47:07.343 I can think of a more filthy way of doing it. 47:07.523 --> 47:08.984 Well, that's different, isn't it? 47:09.324 --> 47:09.684 Yeah. 47:09.924 --> 47:12.445 But it starts with Lady and Shady and it gets worse. 47:12.866 --> 47:21.129 So please, listeners, if you spot the Lenny Kravitz Gap advert, jot the lyrics into an e-mail and e-mail us, adamandjoe at xfm.co.uk. 47:21.409 --> 47:22.190 You can do it during the week. 47:22.210 --> 47:28.293 We'll pick up all the e-mails when we come in next Saturday, same time, one till three, and it would be terrific if someone could help me with that problem. 47:28.853 --> 47:29.153 OK. 47:29.273 --> 47:30.534 I'll keep my eyes peeled as well. 47:30.654 --> 47:30.994 Thank you. 47:31.054 --> 47:31.834 That'll be exciting. 47:32.194 --> 47:35.936 We've got Dizzies in the Dock, the resolution of that coming up very shortly. 47:35.956 --> 47:37.317 Should we remind people what they're voting for? 47:37.517 --> 47:38.017 Yeah, sure. 47:38.317 --> 47:46.784 OK, my ditty on the dock this week is Carrie Fisher singing a very odd song to the tune of the Star Wars theme from the climax of the 1978 Star Wars holiday special. 47:46.864 --> 47:51.128 I have heard it now and I can tell you that it is genuinely sort of dreadful. 47:51.228 --> 47:53.891 It's dreadful but it's, you know, it has to be heard. 47:54.811 --> 47:56.833 It's because it's not as similar though. 47:56.853 --> 48:01.777 I mean the song itself sort of weaves in and out of the theme. 48:01.817 --> 48:03.298 Well, I can test that. 48:03.338 --> 48:04.118 I think it's the style. 48:04.439 --> 48:05.720 It doesn't start off the same. 48:05.740 --> 48:08.081 It's not like the EastEnders song. 48:08.342 --> 48:09.222 No, she's not singing. 48:09.242 --> 48:11.004 She's not singing like Star Wars. 48:11.044 --> 48:12.445 There have been Star Wars. 48:13.545 --> 48:14.826 That's what I want. 48:14.866 --> 48:15.746 Which would be a shame. 48:16.046 --> 48:18.326 But she does build up to something akin to that... Yeah. 48:18.666 --> 48:20.667 ..if you can tolerate it for that long. 48:21.267 --> 48:32.850 The alternative, don't forget, is something that's just genuinely very good by Robin Hitchcock, someone who may not be known to all of you, but he's brilliant, well worth investigating, and it's the muso choice of the week. 48:33.270 --> 48:38.591 So you get to vote which of those two tracks Carrie Fisher, senior of the Star Wars theme, or Robin Hitchcock gets to play out the show. 48:38.951 --> 48:39.451 Oh, it's 7-1-2-2-1-0-4-9 to vote. 48:42.392 --> 48:44.142 Right now, here's the Foo Fighters. 48:51.010 --> 48:53.592 That's the Foo Fighters, the generator. 48:54.093 --> 48:58.877 That could be a song, sorry, that could be a song from the soundtrack of Bob the Builder, the movie. 48:59.738 --> 49:03.982 I'm a generator, I'm at lots of knives, I'm a forklift truck, I pick things up. 49:04.923 --> 49:06.264 Yeah, it's a possibility, isn't it? 49:06.344 --> 49:06.724 Good idea. 49:06.804 --> 49:09.487 Get the Foo Fighters in to do that, and I would buy it happily. 49:09.907 --> 49:11.869 The ditties in the dock now. 49:11.909 --> 49:16.353 Just to remind you that your choices for ditties in the dock this week were... Joe Cornish? 49:16.934 --> 49:26.586 Joe Cornish's Dizzy this week was Carrie Fisher from the Star Wars or the special 1978 only ever shown once because it was so appalling That's not available on the box set. 49:26.627 --> 49:34.177 No, no, no not in the box set This is from my own personal archive Carrie Fisher singing a very odd sort of wookiee him to the tune of 49:34.737 --> 49:36.298 Star Wars, the Star Wars theme. 49:36.759 --> 49:38.700 My choice was much more straightforward. 49:38.740 --> 49:45.145 It was Robin Hitchcock from his fantastic album, Black Snake, Diamond Roll, one of his first solo albums. 49:45.185 --> 49:47.006 I recommend you buy it if you don't have it. 49:47.026 --> 49:51.169 And it's a track called The Man Who Invented Himself, which will just brighten up your day to no end. 49:51.349 --> 49:52.850 We're going to take the first five calls. 49:52.870 --> 49:55.412 The best of five will be played. 49:56.113 --> 49:56.993 OK, let's see. 49:57.894 --> 49:58.935 Oh, what was that? 49:58.955 --> 50:00.336 I have no idea what that was. 50:00.576 --> 50:01.617 Hello, are you their caller? 50:03.368 --> 50:03.730 Blind one. 50:03.770 --> 50:04.634 Hello, anybody there on line? 50:04.654 --> 50:04.794 Hello. 50:05.580 --> 50:05.820 Hello. 50:06.160 --> 50:06.441 Hello. 50:06.461 --> 50:10.523 Uh, is it- is it gonna be- Hang on, let's ask this person her name. 50:10.563 --> 50:10.883 Hello. 50:10.903 --> 50:11.444 What's your name? 50:11.664 --> 50:12.044 Gina. 50:12.304 --> 50:13.405 Hi Gina, how you doing? 50:13.445 --> 50:14.626 Thank you very much for calling in. 50:15.066 --> 50:16.347 What are you gonna vote for this week? 50:16.387 --> 50:17.648 Is it Carrie or Robin? 50:17.908 --> 50:18.588 Carrie, please. 50:19.088 --> 50:20.029 One vote for Carrie. 50:20.049 --> 50:20.870 One for Carrie. 50:20.950 --> 50:21.970 Thank you very much, Gina. 50:22.110 --> 50:23.231 Now I think we've got Lorraine. 50:23.551 --> 50:23.952 Hello. 50:24.192 --> 50:25.232 Hi Lorraine, how you doing? 50:25.272 --> 50:25.573 Alright. 50:26.113 --> 50:26.853 Uh, what's he gonna be? 50:26.893 --> 50:27.774 Carrie or Robin? 50:27.934 --> 50:28.795 Oh, Robin, definitely. 50:29.235 --> 50:29.975 Oh, one all. 50:30.055 --> 50:30.956 He's fantastic, isn't he? 50:30.976 --> 50:31.856 There you go, one all. 50:32.277 --> 50:33.918 Now let's see, is this, uh, Elvie? 50:34.468 --> 50:35.048 Yeah, it's me. 50:35.368 --> 50:36.428 Hey, Elvie, how you doing? 50:36.728 --> 50:37.209 How are you? 50:37.349 --> 50:39.769 Oh, you're almost called Elvis, aren't you? 50:39.829 --> 50:41.409 Yeah, I'm almost there. 50:42.290 --> 50:45.230 Thank you very much for phoning in, and what are you going to vote for? 50:45.290 --> 50:47.071 Is it Carrie Fisher or Robin Hitchcock? 50:47.491 --> 50:48.651 Uh, Carrie Fisher, yeah. 50:49.671 --> 50:51.291 Wow, Elvie, a dangerous choice. 50:51.311 --> 50:52.732 Do you know what you're letting yourself in for? 50:52.752 --> 50:53.552 I think not. 50:54.312 --> 50:55.192 On the next line is Claire. 50:55.652 --> 50:55.972 Hello. 50:56.252 --> 50:56.773 Hello, Claire. 50:57.213 --> 50:57.593 Hello. 50:58.493 --> 51:00.393 It's all sort of lovely ladies calling today. 51:00.413 --> 51:01.694 Very sexy sounding ladies. 51:01.734 --> 51:02.514 Exhausting ladies. 51:02.714 --> 51:03.554 How are you, Claire? 51:04.056 --> 51:04.857 Very well, thank you. 51:04.957 --> 51:05.757 What are you wearing? 51:07.238 --> 51:08.299 What are you voting for? 51:08.319 --> 51:09.840 I'm going for Hitchcock. 51:10.400 --> 51:11.441 For the Hitchcock? 51:11.461 --> 51:11.601 Nice. 51:11.621 --> 51:12.001 What's that? 51:12.041 --> 51:12.641 To All now? 51:12.982 --> 51:13.642 That is To All. 51:13.662 --> 51:14.623 Thanks very much for your call, Claire. 51:14.643 --> 51:15.343 This is the decider. 51:15.703 --> 51:16.584 And it's David. 51:16.604 --> 51:17.424 Hang on, spin this out. 51:17.484 --> 51:18.225 This is the decider. 51:18.245 --> 51:19.225 This is a big moment. 51:19.486 --> 51:22.247 Professional radio jocks make capital out of this sort of thing. 51:22.367 --> 51:22.928 Capital? 51:23.288 --> 51:24.709 No, not that sort of capital. 51:25.870 --> 51:27.451 OK, this is the... Oh, it's To All. 51:27.771 --> 51:28.491 OK, David. 51:28.691 --> 51:29.452 It's the deciding vote. 51:29.472 --> 51:32.874 David, you're a man, therefore you have this very male responsibility. 51:34.802 --> 51:35.403 Nice. 51:35.443 --> 51:36.525 You're a clever man as well. 51:36.545 --> 51:39.691 I don't want you to say any words, David. 51:39.711 --> 51:41.935 Just speak to us in fanfares. 51:41.955 --> 51:43.297 I'm not serious. 51:43.959 --> 51:44.820 OK, David. 51:44.880 --> 51:45.702 It's got to be Carrie. 51:46.502 --> 51:47.382 Well done, David. 51:47.402 --> 51:48.643 Thank you very much for your call. 51:48.703 --> 51:49.303 And that is it. 51:49.343 --> 51:50.683 Carrie Fisher wins the day. 51:51.063 --> 51:55.825 That was sort of predictable because it is a fascinating... They're gonna regret it when they hear it, though. 51:55.945 --> 51:56.285 You are. 51:56.365 --> 51:57.005 Check this out. 51:57.725 --> 51:58.425 No, here we go. 51:58.465 --> 52:06.748 This is Carrie Fisher singing... The song has no name, but it's from the Star Wars holiday special in 1978, singing a weird wookiee hymn to the theme of Star Wars. 52:06.848 --> 52:07.308 Good luck. 52:13.050 --> 52:30.292 A day of peace, a day of harmony A day of joy we all can share, together joy 53:24.807 --> 53:28.771 Go for that high note carry go. 53:33.896 --> 53:38.161 Oh wow. 53:38.261 --> 53:39.542 Oh thank you. 53:39.602 --> 53:40.523 As if we needed that. 53:42.407 --> 53:46.550 It has to be said that when you watch the video of that, she's completely boss-eyed when she's singing that. 53:46.971 --> 53:53.036 Probably from narcotics, which she's openly admitted to being on narcotics during the making of Star Wars. 53:53.096 --> 53:55.097 She must have been wasted. 53:55.117 --> 53:56.458 Loaded up to the eyeballs. 53:56.919 --> 53:57.339 Very odd. 53:57.359 --> 54:03.484 And when she's singing that, she's gripping onto Chewbacca's chest hairs as if she's hanging off a cliff. 54:04.185 --> 54:04.445 Wow. 54:04.485 --> 54:06.006 Well, thanks people for voting for that. 54:06.046 --> 54:08.148 That'll teach you to vote for Adam in future. 54:08.288 --> 54:08.868 Yeah, yeah. 54:08.908 --> 54:09.549 Well, you know what? 54:09.629 --> 54:13.751 I might just, er, bring Robin Hitchcock in with me next week and play it anyway, cos it is a smash. 54:13.931 --> 54:14.912 Thanks for listening, everybody. 54:14.972 --> 54:16.052 It's nearly the end of our show. 54:16.093 --> 54:17.053 It's very nice to be back. 54:17.093 --> 54:19.575 Tell your friends that we're here every Saturday 1 till 3. 54:19.715 --> 54:23.577 Hey, and if you're in town this afternoon, why not buy the Adam and Joe DVD? 54:23.717 --> 54:24.497 Yeah, it's out, you know. 54:24.517 --> 54:25.598 I don't know if you realise that. 54:25.678 --> 54:26.959 Yeah, it's really good as well. 54:27.079 --> 54:29.040 Yeah, we're gonna get a spanking after this now, aren't we? 54:29.720 --> 54:31.281 OK, well, we'll be back with you next week. 54:31.561 --> 54:32.022 Lots of love. 54:32.062 --> 54:32.722 Have a lovely week. 54:32.762 --> 54:33.022 Bye. 54:33.042 --> 54:33.603 Love you. 54:33.623 --> 54:33.943 Bye.