WEBVTT 00:00.945 --> 00:07.692 is the voice of the big British castle, coming live from the lost and married Hest in hell. 00:08.093 --> 00:14.860 Everyone's nude and covered in mud and dancing round and round, except for Adam and Jo, who are wearing protective suits and nuclear boots. 00:15.666 --> 00:16.147 Come on. 00:16.347 --> 00:19.550 That is the Wombles with Remember You're a Womble. 00:19.910 --> 00:23.094 This is Adam and Joe here at Glastonbury live. 00:23.154 --> 00:27.378 We're standing right by the pyramid stage in the mud and the slurry. 00:27.859 --> 00:28.900 It's very exciting. 00:29.260 --> 00:30.522 And how are you doing, Joe? 00:30.642 --> 00:31.723 I'm doing very well. 00:32.424 --> 00:33.725 Something strange has happened, listeners. 00:33.865 --> 00:34.265 What's happened? 00:34.405 --> 00:42.309 Well, we sent out a call on last week's show for any listeners who were here at Glastonbury to join us outside the left gate outside the pyramid stage at 10 a.m. 00:43.049 --> 00:46.231 We are now outside the left gate at the pyramid stage at 10 a.m. 00:46.411 --> 00:50.332 And lo and behold, there's 60 million Black Squadron members. 00:54.489 --> 00:56.130 That's the sound of the squadron. 00:56.870 --> 01:00.491 Now that's real, I mean that's not just a sound effect we load up. 01:01.952 --> 01:05.253 Sorry, my stomach's having a few problems, had a kebab. 01:05.573 --> 01:14.417 The problem is, ladies and gentlemen, let me tell you right now that we're right by the pyramid stage and that sound, the strange sound you can hear there is David Bowie's spaceship landing. 01:15.612 --> 01:17.333 He's just come down to earth. 01:17.393 --> 01:21.236 He's been talking to some silver nooses. 01:21.256 --> 01:22.997 He's now joined us in the mud. 01:23.657 --> 01:24.858 We've asked him to keep it down. 01:24.998 --> 01:29.721 Obviously it's a little disruptive, but the pyramid stage sound guys are on board. 01:30.001 --> 01:31.762 I had a little fight with one of them yesterday. 01:31.802 --> 01:32.122 Did you? 01:32.222 --> 01:33.163 Yeah, a little rock. 01:33.183 --> 01:34.264 I pushed him in the mud. 01:34.384 --> 01:34.744 Did you? 01:34.764 --> 01:36.205 We were rolling around a little bit. 01:36.285 --> 01:37.706 I teased him and he teased me back. 01:37.826 --> 01:39.427 I'm going to be disappointed if this is a lie. 01:41.036 --> 01:41.996 It is a little bit of a lie. 01:42.136 --> 01:42.857 I'm disappointed. 01:42.917 --> 01:43.337 Sorry, mate. 01:43.537 --> 01:45.757 Hey, hello, Black Squadron, again. 01:45.857 --> 01:46.137 Hello! 01:48.098 --> 01:50.139 Thank you very much, everybody, for turning out. 01:51.859 --> 01:54.160 Some of you have even printed out your taffin masks. 01:55.120 --> 02:01.622 We put some pictures of Pierce Brosnan on the blog, and some people have cut them out and are wearing them. 02:02.302 --> 02:05.283 Should we talk to this... Why don't we... This gentleman's coming forward. 02:06.864 --> 02:07.744 Hello sir, what's your name? 02:08.065 --> 02:08.585 My name's Ian. 02:09.266 --> 02:12.409 Ian, and you're holding your taffin mask, you're not wearing it, why? 02:12.429 --> 02:15.392 It was all a bit of a last minute rush on Tuesday evening. 02:15.412 --> 02:17.273 Pretty off at work, take it home, cut it out. 02:17.714 --> 02:22.138 How would you feel if as punishment, the rest of the Black Squadron tore you to shreds? 02:23.519 --> 02:26.102 Maybe a little harsh, but understandable. 02:26.262 --> 02:29.125 Well you know what Black Squadron's like, it is harsh, we're tough. 02:29.545 --> 02:30.366 It's tougher than the SAS. 02:31.967 --> 02:35.209 Well, but we should stand the squadron to attention with the jingle, shouldn't we? 02:35.509 --> 02:36.349 Yeah, we should. 02:36.369 --> 02:39.851 So we've got Mike at central control covered in mud there. 02:39.911 --> 02:43.113 Mike, are you ready to fire off the Black Squadron jingle on my command? 02:43.373 --> 02:45.414 One, two, three, go for it! 02:45.434 --> 02:49.836 Black Squadron! 02:49.856 --> 02:52.017 Always catch the beginning of the show. 02:52.617 --> 02:54.658 Black Squadron don't want us to be. 02:54.958 --> 02:57.360 That's not the way, that's once and for all. 03:00.757 --> 03:10.572 Went to bed at a reasonable hour Can't be sharp on Saturday morning That's the secret of the squadron's power Black Squadron! 03:12.472 --> 03:14.294 There you go, live Black Squadroning here. 03:14.334 --> 03:15.876 The squadron is standing to attention. 03:15.916 --> 03:18.698 They are fully erect and looking very good. 03:18.779 --> 03:27.788 Not too muddy at all actually considering we are in an absolute mud slurry deluge situation after a day of heavy rain yesterday here at the festival. 03:28.489 --> 03:31.452 But they're looking good and a few tapping masks here. 03:31.472 --> 03:35.015 David, is there any way you could turn off your spaceship just for this? 03:35.876 --> 03:38.478 This is the most sinister of all taffin masks. 03:39.059 --> 03:39.959 What's your name, sir? 03:40.300 --> 03:40.540 Pete. 03:41.020 --> 03:41.521 Hey, Pete. 03:42.221 --> 03:44.623 Describe Joe what Pete has done with his mask. 03:44.723 --> 03:51.569 Well, he sort of cut the eyes out in a terrifying sack boy way, as if he'd actually ripped the flesh off Pierce Brosnan's face. 03:51.929 --> 03:57.894 It looks exactly like the bit in Silence of the Lambs where Anthony Hopkins stuffs up a security guard, then removes his face as a disguise. 03:58.174 --> 03:59.775 Say, put the lotion in the basket. 04:00.295 --> 04:01.356 Put the lotion in the basket. 04:01.376 --> 04:03.358 Put the lotion in the basket. 04:03.973 --> 04:04.493 Very good. 04:04.653 --> 04:06.574 Oh wait, was she a great big fat person? 04:07.074 --> 04:13.257 So listen, there's one thing we should do here with Black Squadron, is to reconstruct the now classic scene from Taffyn. 04:13.317 --> 04:15.037 I think we should wait a little bit. 04:15.258 --> 04:17.518 That'll be the climax of our encounter with the squadron. 04:17.538 --> 04:17.979 I can't wait! 04:19.219 --> 04:20.862 We've got so much to talk to them all about. 04:20.902 --> 04:27.592 We want to find out about yesterday's surprise guests who are over at the park stage. 04:27.832 --> 04:31.578 We want to find out how they're dealing with the adverse conditions here at the festival. 04:31.618 --> 04:32.699 But right now, here's some music. 04:32.720 --> 04:33.781 This is Cool and the Gang. 04:36.024 --> 04:37.205 Good effort cooling the gang. 04:37.225 --> 04:38.286 That's jungle boogie. 04:38.326 --> 04:47.891 Hey, this is Adam and Joe here on BBC six music Saturday morning We are here with black squadron about I would say sorry Adam James's telephone stringing Oh 04:51.052 --> 04:56.477 I would say around about a thousand people here with us outside the pyramid stage. 04:56.997 --> 05:01.121 I mean I'm slightly making that up because all I can see is the front few rows of people. 05:01.161 --> 05:03.343 I'm too short to see how far the crowd goes back. 05:03.623 --> 05:05.444 But in my mind it's like thousands. 05:06.745 --> 05:18.628 Yesterday, here at Glastonbury, a rumour went round that Radiohead would be playing on the park stage as the big surprise guests and it turned out to be untrue. 05:19.169 --> 05:20.109 Oh, that's a shame. 05:20.189 --> 05:23.210 Scootch came out and they were amazing. 05:23.230 --> 05:24.510 They played a blinding set. 05:24.790 --> 05:30.652 But apparently people were angry that Scootch is, you know, Scootch were on such a small stage that some people couldn't hear their hits. 05:31.252 --> 05:32.072 Yeah, that's true. 05:32.092 --> 05:41.577 I mean, it took ages to get to the scooch field and there was a little revolution and what happened in the end was that the crowd got so out of control that Radiohead decided they would play. 05:41.597 --> 05:42.037 Right. 05:42.357 --> 05:42.897 After all. 05:43.498 --> 05:44.418 Coral is over here. 05:44.438 --> 05:45.699 She's a squadron member. 05:45.719 --> 05:46.319 How you doing, Coral? 05:46.379 --> 05:47.039 I'm very good, thank you. 05:47.059 --> 05:47.599 How are you? 05:47.619 --> 05:48.480 Yeah, very, very good. 05:48.560 --> 05:51.761 You've painted your face beautiful like a, like a fairy. 05:52.081 --> 05:52.942 It's all glittery. 05:53.422 --> 05:54.763 How long, when did you paint your face? 05:54.783 --> 05:56.143 This morning, it was actually, my friend did it. 05:56.183 --> 05:57.144 It took her about 40 minutes. 05:57.967 --> 05:59.028 She did a great job. 05:59.308 --> 06:13.978 Now Coral you went over to see Radiohead yesterday over at the park stage and we were sat in the BBC compound before that kicked off at eight o'clock and there were urgent messages coming through on the radio saying they're shutting down the park stage there's too many people it's out of control it's getting dangerous. 06:14.298 --> 06:15.479 How was it in reality? 06:17.160 --> 06:39.143 I actually got there four hours early so I was at the front I mean I watched previously I think they were war paint and then bad so as I was there just more and more people kept driving my friends were on their way and I phoned them to say you're not going to get in and it was just insane I mean I'm quite short so I couldn't see behind me but when I looked it just went on forever and there was people stood up on the hill at the stone circle trying to watch it was quite insane 06:39.468 --> 06:47.696 And what was the reaction when, because presumably by that time most people knew that it was Radiohead that were going to pop out, but how did the crowd respond when Tom came out and what did he start playing? 06:47.736 --> 06:48.557 What was their first number? 06:49.293 --> 06:50.054 They went wild. 06:50.274 --> 06:51.995 I think he played Lotus Flower first. 06:52.355 --> 06:53.916 He came out and started dancing. 06:53.956 --> 06:56.438 Everyone just went mental, basically. 06:56.538 --> 06:59.680 And was it Smiley Tom we got yesterday, or slightly taciturn Tom? 07:00.240 --> 07:00.800 Grumpy Tom? 07:00.921 --> 07:05.764 Like Morrissey was a little bit grumpy, I know, just maybe because he was unhappy about being up against Radiohead. 07:05.784 --> 07:07.084 But was Tom on good form? 07:07.365 --> 07:10.847 I've only ever seen Smiley Tom when I've seen Radiohead, so yeah, he was on great form. 07:10.867 --> 07:13.148 He was dancing around, you know, he was making little jokes. 07:13.508 --> 07:14.069 It was really good. 07:14.394 --> 07:24.637 Because one of the last times that Radiohead were here, I think, at Glastonbury was one of their massive gigs where they had all kinds of technical problems, didn't they, which really freaked them out playing live for a long time. 07:24.697 --> 07:27.817 So I guess it must have been a nice triumphant return for them, wasn't it? 07:27.997 --> 07:28.638 Oh, yeah, definitely. 07:28.658 --> 07:29.358 I mean, they really enjoyed it. 07:29.378 --> 07:31.118 They came out for an encore at the end and everything. 07:31.158 --> 07:34.199 They seemed really thrilled with the response and everyone there and how it turned out. 07:34.799 --> 07:35.159 Excellent. 07:35.219 --> 07:36.159 Hey, thanks a lot, Coral. 07:36.199 --> 07:37.760 Nice to talk to you, and I love your face. 07:37.780 --> 07:38.260 Thank you. 07:41.141 --> 07:44.402 Right now, shall we play a little bit more music before engaging the squadron? 07:44.822 --> 07:46.643 Mumford and Sons, did they play yesterday? 07:46.663 --> 07:49.044 Yeah, they were on the other stage last night. 07:49.324 --> 07:51.585 Now Joe, do you like Mumford best or the Sons? 07:52.805 --> 07:54.426 I find the Sons a little bit annoying. 07:54.726 --> 07:59.268 They all tend to do four-player Mario Kart together and they're very loud and competitive. 08:00.408 --> 08:02.989 and Mummy Mumford has to come and tick them off. 08:03.269 --> 08:05.870 Yeah, well Mumford, she's quite strict though, isn't she? 08:05.930 --> 08:09.551 She makes the sons eat cucumber and carrot batons. 08:09.631 --> 08:10.732 She's huge and maternal. 08:10.792 --> 08:11.752 She's got eight breasts. 08:11.872 --> 08:14.173 She feeds all the sons from them. 08:14.333 --> 08:15.953 That's alright, it's just farm talk. 08:18.594 --> 08:22.316 Here they are, recorded live on the other stage from Glastonbury last night. 08:22.356 --> 08:23.196 This is Mumford and Sons. 08:23.951 --> 08:26.573 So that was Mumford and Sons that you heard there before. 08:27.733 --> 08:29.094 We are inside a band. 08:30.355 --> 08:34.297 We're just where we were but the sound check has begun on the pyramid stage. 08:34.877 --> 08:35.758 Oh it stopped, it stopped. 08:35.778 --> 08:36.218 Fantastic. 08:36.298 --> 08:36.378 OK. 08:38.900 --> 08:43.222 We think that could be a different colour squadron trying to subvert this morning's event. 08:43.723 --> 08:51.587 Now this is Adam and Joe here live at Glastonbury and we are with Black Squadron, the elite listening force that listened to the show live for the first half hour. 08:51.848 --> 08:52.468 What was that squadron? 08:55.089 --> 08:55.689 Steven! 08:55.909 --> 08:58.731 That rock went this morning. 08:58.751 --> 08:59.371 That's proper. 08:59.792 --> 09:06.635 So before we take our leave of the squadron and go back to our portacabin, we have some Taffin business that we need to deal with don't we guys? 09:07.356 --> 09:11.278 So who has now seen the film Taffin and enjoyed it thoroughly? 09:13.097 --> 09:13.877 Yeah, of course. 09:13.937 --> 09:14.918 Sort of eight people. 09:15.878 --> 09:17.858 Eight slightly insane people. 09:17.878 --> 09:22.119 But what we're going to do is recreate for you that pivotal scene right now. 09:23.480 --> 09:24.760 So are you going to be Bronnholm? 09:24.960 --> 09:25.640 No, no, no. 09:25.820 --> 09:26.700 No, I'm not going to be Bronnholm. 09:27.220 --> 09:28.421 Okay, I'm going to be Bronnholm. 09:29.141 --> 09:30.601 Yes, this is perfect Taffin music. 09:31.041 --> 09:33.022 This is the music Taffin likes to make love to. 09:34.102 --> 09:34.762 Rob is here. 09:34.802 --> 09:37.523 He's a squadron member and he's going to be the lady in the Taffin scene. 09:37.563 --> 09:38.403 Hey, Rob, how are you doing? 09:38.823 --> 09:40.264 I'm very well indeed, thank you. 09:40.284 --> 09:41.565 And you know your lines? 09:41.846 --> 09:42.967 I know some of them, yes. 09:43.547 --> 09:44.608 Squadron, are you ready? 09:44.628 --> 09:48.131 Here we go for some live tapping action. 09:48.872 --> 09:56.258 And the scene begins with Bron Hom sat in the sofa saying, what goes on in this town of none of your business? 09:56.738 --> 09:58.940 Well, as long as I'm living here, it is my business. 10:19.879 --> 10:22.922 Thank you very much, Black Squadron, live at Glastonbury 2011. 10:22.962 --> 10:28.388 Black Squadron, we salute you, thank you for coming, and thank you for listening, and thank you for being amazing. 10:29.069 --> 10:31.231 Right now on 6Music, it's time for Jimmy Cliff. 10:31.311 --> 10:34.174 This was recorded last night here at the Glastonbury Festival. 10:34.474 --> 10:36.216 We'll rejoin you very soon. 10:36.336 --> 10:37.377 Take care, here's Jimmy. 10:38.869 --> 10:59.936 that's the eels and this is adam and joe here live at glastonbury yeah we've just returned to our little porter cabin having met uh our black squadron members who were fantastic they all came out in force didn't they we really genuinely expected to see maybe five people when we walked out there it looked like there were about 10 squadron members but then suddenly 11:00.556 --> 11:02.697 People from all around started gathering. 11:02.737 --> 11:11.781 It was incredible and there, I mean, Squadron members at home as well, you are part of a wonderful, good-looking, intelligent family and we salute you. 11:12.161 --> 11:16.843 We should stand you down right now if you're listening, so here's the stand-down jingle. 11:20.665 --> 11:22.726 Stand down, your work is done. 11:22.746 --> 11:28.169 You've earned yourself a nice warm bath and maybe a nice little bun. 11:30.106 --> 11:33.591 Now, of course, if you were at home, you didn't receive a command. 11:33.931 --> 11:34.933 Don't feel left out. 11:35.353 --> 11:44.285 That's part of the psychological challenge for Black Squadron members, to deal with the fact that, you know, you weren't able to get here, so weren't able to be involved in that, but don't feel bad. 11:45.106 --> 11:45.786 No, exactly. 11:46.227 --> 11:51.589 Because you can take heart in the fact that myself and Joe are now drunk out of our minds on power. 11:52.729 --> 11:56.751 I mean, I feel amazing that we had that huge gang of people out there. 11:57.211 --> 12:00.433 And I've suddenly got much too big for my boots. 12:00.593 --> 12:00.873 Really? 12:00.913 --> 12:01.573 I noticed that. 12:01.873 --> 12:03.133 I can't take them off anymore. 12:03.153 --> 12:05.894 I tried to take them off when I came in here, but there's no way they're coming off. 12:05.954 --> 12:06.774 They're bulging. 12:06.794 --> 12:08.395 They look like the Incredible Hulk's trousers. 12:08.555 --> 12:09.295 Yeah, exactly. 12:09.335 --> 12:12.375 My calves are spilling over the side, the tops of the boots. 12:12.896 --> 12:14.156 I'm getting very demanding. 12:14.216 --> 12:19.277 I've demanded that Lucy goes and gets me a fruit pot, and not a fruit pot like I had this morning, which is a disgrace. 12:19.517 --> 12:24.598 It looked nice on the top, had some strawberries and oranges, but then the rest of the fruit pot was mainly watermelon. 12:24.638 --> 12:26.279 It was just a mulch of watermelon. 12:26.299 --> 12:27.159 You've really changed. 12:28.874 --> 12:33.500 Yeah, I have changed and I don't want ever see that kind of fruit pot again that kind of slush. 12:33.760 --> 12:36.744 All right, okay Yeah, yeah, but you be you be bad cop. 12:36.784 --> 12:42.912 I'll be good cop and say a sincere Thank you to every single member of black squadron here at Glastonbury who turned out this morning 12:43.533 --> 12:44.735 That was cockle warming. 12:44.915 --> 12:45.355 Absolutely. 12:45.375 --> 12:49.160 And I think what we're going to do as well if you... My cockles are overheating. 12:49.280 --> 12:50.282 Easy with your... Whoa! 12:50.342 --> 12:53.786 There's a big patch appearing on your jeans there. 12:53.806 --> 12:54.167 Steady on. 12:54.187 --> 12:54.547 Steady on. 12:54.747 --> 12:55.268 Cornballs. 12:57.791 --> 12:59.353 You want to put it out and just chuck some water on it. 13:00.134 --> 13:01.175 There you go. 13:01.335 --> 13:05.779 So we're going to be going out once again to see the squadron after the show. 13:05.839 --> 13:15.708 If you are here at Glastonbury, then let it be known that we will come out and hang for a while after the show finishes around about one, maybe do our podcast links there. 13:15.888 --> 13:26.655 We've got some nonsense nonsense nonsense t-shirts we can give you if you're still here and you want to meet us just in the same sort of place by the gate to the left of the pyramid stage at about maybe five or ten past one. 13:26.735 --> 13:33.860 Can't guarantee that everyone will get a t-shirt I'm sorry to say because we grossly underestimated the incredibly large numbers that we were going to be dealing with. 13:34.840 --> 13:36.741 Yeah, there was a feeding frenzy over the t-shirts. 13:36.941 --> 13:37.461 Absolutely. 13:37.821 --> 13:38.922 But it's nice out there. 13:38.942 --> 13:40.062 It's no longer raining. 13:40.102 --> 13:42.183 It was raining the whole of yesterday, more or less. 13:42.683 --> 13:44.164 The forecast is good today. 13:44.224 --> 13:49.006 The sun isn't out yet, but the skies are clearing and it's all looking good for Glastonbury. 13:49.026 --> 13:53.668 So let's have some more music right now and then resume our normal nonsense after this. 13:54.068 --> 13:54.868 What have we got here, James? 13:55.008 --> 13:56.469 Oh, a bit of Primal Scream. 13:56.489 --> 13:57.509 Is this live from yesterday? 13:57.989 --> 13:58.710 Here they are. 13:58.810 --> 13:59.450 It's the screamers. 14:00.588 --> 14:04.851 They headlined the other stage last night at Glastonbury. 14:04.911 --> 14:09.833 Last time they played in 2005, they had to be taken off stage by officials for overrunning. 14:10.333 --> 14:11.574 Quite right, they're very naughty. 14:11.834 --> 14:16.076 Absolutely the naughtiest bunch of Repscallions around. 14:16.096 --> 14:19.518 I think it's time we had a bit of retro-textination, don't you? 14:19.578 --> 14:20.739 James, let's fire off the jingle. 14:21.494 --> 14:36.064 I like to listen to Adam and Joan But I listen to the podcast, not the live show I used to feel acute frustration Because I couldn't join in with Text the Nation 14:36.724 --> 14:58.445 But now my troubles have disappeared Because retrotext, they may show zeal And now my letter might be read out Instead of thrown in the bin and forgotten about Wow, what a jingle It's so moving, I think we should have half an hour of silence 14:59.346 --> 15:01.349 just to let that jingle resonate. 15:01.529 --> 15:07.318 I mean, it would be good, I suppose, in a way, for you, Joe Cornish, if one of the bands here at Glastonbury was to cover that. 15:07.378 --> 15:08.299 It's probably going to happen. 15:08.479 --> 15:09.020 Yeah, you reckon? 15:09.060 --> 15:11.444 Yeah, I'd imagine one of the exciting secret acts. 15:11.524 --> 15:12.986 It does sound like a Coldplay track. 15:14.605 --> 15:16.307 What am I supposed to say to that? 15:16.408 --> 15:17.289 You're supposed to be flattered. 15:17.329 --> 15:19.652 They're headlining the pyramid stage tonight, you know? 15:19.993 --> 15:20.253 Yeah. 15:20.313 --> 15:22.456 Sounds like one of the good Coldplay tracks. 15:22.937 --> 15:24.379 Hey, thanks. 15:24.859 --> 15:25.340 Sounds amazing. 15:25.360 --> 15:31.509 I can see Martin sitting there with sweat beading down his forehead and... I don't think he could give it the requisite passion and emotion. 15:31.869 --> 15:49.328 yeah he just doesn't have the voice that's true isn't it he's no cornballs so listen listeners retro text the nation is of course the part of the show where if you listen to the program online or via the podcast you can contribute to the previous week's text the nation subject which was nature war 15:49.808 --> 15:52.950 This was inspired by a story I had about battling nettles. 15:54.070 --> 15:56.371 I had some nettles problems outside my house. 15:56.471 --> 15:58.592 We got quite a lot of nettle-based responses, didn't we? 15:58.632 --> 15:59.333 Some people were. 15:59.533 --> 16:01.714 Angered by your destruction of the nettles. 16:01.954 --> 16:07.516 Well, Tom Moseley from Birmingham says, dear Adam and Joe, stop giving the nettles a bad time, guys! 16:07.536 --> 16:14.320 I'm actually going to read this in what is probably quite an offensive kind of caricature of what I imagined Tom to be. 16:14.440 --> 16:14.800 Uh-oh. 16:14.820 --> 16:15.520 Okay, here we go. 16:15.660 --> 16:16.741 Strap yourself down, Tom. 16:17.421 --> 16:19.724 Stop giving the nettles a bad time, guys. 16:20.284 --> 16:23.929 Thanks to the stinging hairs, nettles are rarely eaten by herbivores. 16:23.989 --> 16:25.570 Is this Neil from The Young Ones? 16:25.590 --> 16:26.011 A little bit, yeah. 16:26.031 --> 16:28.434 You can also be seen playing drums for the Fleet Foxes. 16:28.574 --> 16:29.675 Yeah, there you go, yes. 16:29.775 --> 16:32.859 I'm imagining Tom Moseley in Birmingham with his long beard there. 16:32.879 --> 16:34.681 He's wandering around more or less nude. 16:34.701 --> 16:35.802 He's got pants made of nettles. 16:36.783 --> 16:38.885 He survives entirely on a nettle-based diet. 16:38.905 --> 16:40.066 He absolutely loves nettles. 16:40.086 --> 16:41.167 He lives in a nettle house. 16:42.448 --> 16:47.612 He says they provide long-term shelter for insects such as caterpillars and many butterflies and moths. 16:48.013 --> 16:51.476 The insects in turn provide food for small birds such as tits. 16:52.196 --> 16:53.197 as a herbal remedy. 16:53.457 --> 16:54.999 Young nettles have many benefits. 16:55.019 --> 16:57.601 They can be used to treat hay fever, arthritis and anemia. 16:57.841 --> 17:01.624 An infusion of nettles in tea can be used as a blood purifier and a cleansing tonic. 17:01.865 --> 17:11.713 The plant has an anti-asmatic, anti-dandruff, astringent diuretic and hypoglycemic properties and can be used to treat internal bleeding, hemorrhoids, eczema and other skin problems. 17:12.073 --> 17:14.936 It's also good for kidney and urinary system ailments. 17:15.056 --> 17:17.838 Nettles can also be used to curdle milk instead of rennet. 17:18.499 --> 17:19.220 Did you know that? 17:19.260 --> 17:20.220 That's useful, isn't it? 17:20.640 --> 17:23.362 I think you're putting on that mocking accent because you're threatened by his knowledge. 17:23.522 --> 17:24.283 I am a little bit. 17:24.363 --> 17:26.304 He says, so guys, wise up. 17:26.584 --> 17:28.365 Stop dissing this amazing plant. 17:28.505 --> 17:30.066 Us kids deserve to know better. 17:30.106 --> 17:30.807 All the best, Tom. 17:30.847 --> 17:31.587 Mostly Birmingham. 17:31.687 --> 17:32.248 Well done, Tom. 17:32.588 --> 17:33.228 I agree with you. 17:33.269 --> 17:34.009 I think you're right. 17:34.569 --> 17:38.532 And I think you should be furious with Adam for belittling your info burst. 17:38.832 --> 17:39.933 Well, I don't know. 17:40.273 --> 17:41.934 I still have a lot of nettle problems. 17:41.974 --> 17:47.639 I'm going to read you a poem in a little bit that someone sent in all about nettles, which I'd never seen before. 17:47.659 --> 17:51.402 But you've got a nettle, or not nettle-based, but just a nature story. 17:51.422 --> 17:52.683 Yeah, nature taking its revenge. 17:52.743 --> 17:57.426 This is an email we got from Kit, who's a male man, and he lives in Australia, mate. 17:57.506 --> 17:58.507 Oh, mate! 17:58.527 --> 18:01.129 He says, hello Adam's shame and sloppy Joe. 18:02.110 --> 18:02.830 Adam's shame? 18:03.271 --> 18:03.791 Yeah, I don't know. 18:03.811 --> 18:04.652 I wouldn't worry about that. 18:05.232 --> 18:12.559 Your man versus nature stroke nature wars text the nation topic reminded me of when I was a little boy on holidays Oh a damn shame. 18:13.500 --> 18:14.681 Oh a damn shame. 18:14.701 --> 18:15.001 You got it. 18:15.021 --> 18:15.321 You got it. 18:15.341 --> 18:31.536 You got it We were playing chasey in the dark at a holiday caravan park love chasey as I know not love chasey just chasey I'm too young for love chasey I love chase as I raced through the dark a huge cicada flew straight into my mouth and hit me on the back of my throat it was vibrating as if it 18:32.156 --> 18:35.159 It was vibrating as it flew along and rattled in my mouth. 18:35.199 --> 18:36.400 I spat it out in disgust. 18:36.741 --> 18:39.363 So awful was the feeling I lay on the ground spitting for some minutes. 18:39.763 --> 18:40.324 Oh, mate. 18:40.384 --> 18:41.125 It's not over yet. 18:41.525 --> 18:42.366 He has a flashback. 18:42.926 --> 18:46.310 Months later, I was back in town riding my BMX down a steep hill. 18:46.950 --> 18:47.851 The... Oh, hello. 18:47.931 --> 18:48.812 My computer shut down. 18:49.012 --> 18:49.253 Sorry. 18:49.913 --> 18:50.514 Down a steep hill. 18:50.774 --> 18:53.777 The thought of the cicada flying into my mouth suddenly just popped into my head. 18:53.817 --> 18:56.379 I started involuntary sp... Infonterra... What? 18:57.180 --> 18:58.221 Oh, this is a disaster, this email. 18:58.241 --> 18:59.301 Involuntarily, mate. 18:59.402 --> 19:01.823 I started in... I should read it in an Australian accent, that's the key. 19:01.863 --> 19:02.984 Of course, that's where you went wrong. 19:03.164 --> 19:10.529 I started involuntarily spitting again, as though the cicada were in my mouth, and crashed my bicycle into a lamppost, which was painful and embarrassing. 19:10.889 --> 19:11.709 Nature wins again. 19:11.729 --> 19:11.789 Bye! 19:13.170 --> 19:19.977 Carter in the throat imagine that jumping around vibrating your rubbing its legs together Underneath your uvula. 19:20.278 --> 19:21.999 It's like something out of Silence of the Lambs. 19:22.119 --> 19:28.366 It's absolutely hideous ingesting moths So here's this poem that Amy sent in She is a woman 19:29.246 --> 19:50.814 And she says I'm marking GCSE English exams at the moment and one of the poems in the anthology is called nettles by Vernon Scannell Listening to Adams discussion about the nettles in his garden that reminded me of the protective father in this poem Slashing away at the nettles in revenge for his son's nettles stings So I'm gonna read you a poem right now listeners. 19:50.854 --> 19:51.714 Who's this poem by? 19:52.254 --> 19:53.335 This is Victor Scannell. 19:53.355 --> 19:53.575 Okay 19:53.995 --> 20:00.080 And he was born in 1922, a British poet and author, a one-time professional boxer. 20:00.140 --> 20:01.922 He also wrote novels about the sport. 20:01.942 --> 20:03.843 What kind of voice are you going to use to read the poem? 20:04.003 --> 20:04.944 Now, that's a good question. 20:06.165 --> 20:08.347 I mean, I'm thinking sort of Radio 4 sonorous. 20:08.387 --> 20:10.188 Yes, very close and soothing. 20:10.268 --> 20:12.770 Yeah, to make this kind of, you know, classy. 20:13.431 --> 20:13.711 Let's hear it. 20:13.731 --> 20:17.174 It's the kind of thing Bob Dylan might do on Theme Time Radio Hour, suddenly read a poem. 20:17.334 --> 20:18.815 Could you do it in a Bob voice? 20:19.015 --> 20:19.255 Okay. 20:20.757 --> 20:23.820 My son, age three, fell in the nettle bed. 20:24.580 --> 20:27.863 Bed seems like a curious name for those green spears. 20:28.103 --> 20:30.145 That regiment of... That's not a good Bob Dylan voice, is it? 20:30.185 --> 20:30.785 I'm enjoying it. 20:31.346 --> 20:33.688 That regiment of spite behind the shed. 20:34.388 --> 20:35.910 It was no place for rest. 20:36.210 --> 20:42.615 With sobs and tears, the boy came seeking comfort, and I saw white blisters beaded on his tender skin. 20:43.135 --> 20:45.718 We smoothed him till his pain was not so raw. 20:46.318 --> 20:48.420 At last he offered us a watery grin. 20:48.820 --> 20:58.863 And then I took my billhook, honed the blade, and went outside and slashed in fury with it, till not a nettle in that fierce parade stood upright any more. 20:59.143 --> 21:02.424 And then I lit a funeral pyre to burn the fallen dead. 21:02.724 --> 21:07.026 But in two weeks the busy sun and rain had called up tall recruits behind the shed. 21:07.446 --> 21:10.227 My son would often feel sharp wounds again. 21:11.087 --> 21:12.288 That's very deep. 21:12.388 --> 21:13.249 Vernon Scannell. 21:13.489 --> 21:14.610 I think I said Victor before. 21:14.630 --> 21:15.291 That's very deep. 21:15.331 --> 21:16.492 That was very beautifully read. 21:16.512 --> 21:18.954 I mean, there was a little bit of a stumble, but Bob's old. 21:19.455 --> 21:19.855 Bob's old. 21:19.875 --> 21:21.697 I mean, that wasn't my best Bob Dylan impression. 21:21.737 --> 21:26.801 In a way, I wish that I'd gone for the Radio 4 voice, but I think you've got one more just to... I do have one more. 21:27.162 --> 21:28.403 A final battle with nature. 21:28.463 --> 21:31.726 This comes from Dan Swindlehurst, who is a man boy. 21:31.766 --> 21:33.267 I don't know what that means, really. 21:33.287 --> 21:33.928 He's like Mowgli. 21:34.548 --> 21:38.009 He says, a few years ago, I was on holiday in Indonesia with my now ex-girlfriend. 21:38.189 --> 21:41.449 Whilst visiting temples out in the jungle, I was bitten by a spider. 21:41.809 --> 21:43.910 As any man would do, I totally ignored it. 21:44.430 --> 21:49.031 The next day, I had a high fever and mild hallucinations, but I refused to tell my then girlfriend. 21:49.351 --> 21:55.052 As any time I complained of being ill, she would mock me mercilessly and call my manhood into question. 21:55.652 --> 22:00.673 So, feeling like I was dying, we went for a huge trek under the blazing sun to a monkey temple. 22:01.033 --> 22:03.154 where I was punched in the face by a monkey. 22:03.234 --> 22:03.955 Monkey punch? 22:04.375 --> 22:04.735 Wallop. 22:05.316 --> 22:06.937 Nature well and truly beat me that day. 22:07.297 --> 22:08.558 Dan Swindlehurst. 22:09.278 --> 22:11.940 And then he says he's got a picture of the monkey as well there. 22:11.960 --> 22:12.700 Check that out, man. 22:12.840 --> 22:13.200 Look at that. 22:13.240 --> 22:15.322 He looks quite happy having been punched by the monkey. 22:15.342 --> 22:15.862 He's sort of happy. 22:15.902 --> 22:20.665 He says he was so ill when I came back from Indonesia, I had to quit my job and then I lost my girlfriend. 22:20.765 --> 22:21.305 Happy times. 22:21.345 --> 22:21.565 Love you. 22:21.585 --> 22:21.906 Bye. 22:22.686 --> 22:23.967 So he's never going back. 22:24.008 --> 22:24.868 He got a monkey punch. 22:25.209 --> 22:25.689 He got ill. 22:25.709 --> 22:26.430 He lost his girlfriend. 22:26.650 --> 22:29.072 She didn't sound like a very good girlfriend though. 22:29.092 --> 22:30.314 That's the way monkeys greet each other. 22:30.694 --> 22:31.134 By punching? 22:31.315 --> 22:31.575 Yeah. 22:31.795 --> 22:33.377 Maybe it's a greeting you and I should take up. 22:33.777 --> 22:35.078 Just a quick little lamp in the face. 22:35.098 --> 22:36.199 A little bit of a monkey punch. 22:36.480 --> 22:38.582 But I wouldn't be able to reach your face because I'm too small. 22:39.022 --> 22:40.203 That would be a good film, Monkey Punch. 22:40.223 --> 22:41.224 It would be a Julie Punch. 22:42.165 --> 22:46.149 Okay, so here's some music now from one of the acts that is going to be headlining the 22:47.170 --> 22:59.430 Park stage tonight, Wild Beasts, they were here in the John Peel stage last year and we very much enjoyed their set and I hope we're going to be maybe meeting them later on today but this is one of my favourite tracks from their current album Smother, this is Bed of Nails. 23:00.336 --> 23:02.658 Bombay Bicycle Club, that's rinse me down. 23:02.698 --> 23:05.000 They play the other stage tomorrow here at Glastonbury. 23:05.040 --> 23:05.940 This is Adam and Joe. 23:06.341 --> 23:08.502 We're live from the rainy festival. 23:08.562 --> 23:10.864 It's not too bad at the moment, but... Not too bad. 23:10.944 --> 23:12.405 White cloud at the moment. 23:12.706 --> 23:14.007 Light rain forecast for later. 23:14.667 --> 23:16.829 But also sunshine and it's going to get hotter and hotter. 23:16.849 --> 23:18.290 I think tomorrow is going to be a scorcher. 23:18.730 --> 23:24.575 But yesterday we went along to the press tent to pick up some vital pieces of paper. 23:25.316 --> 23:25.836 Here's what happened. 23:26.434 --> 23:27.635 Hey, we're at the press tent. 23:27.755 --> 23:39.479 It's right in the middle of the festival and we've just been issued with a list of questions that absolutely every journalist or media person has to use when conducting interviews or chatting to anyone about the festival at all. 23:40.020 --> 23:45.102 As everybody knows, the Glastonbury Festival started out as a free-for-all and now it's a rigorously controlled environment. 23:45.182 --> 23:54.386 Every element prescribed by higher forces including questions and answers asked both by journalists to celebrities and asked between friends. 23:55.126 --> 23:56.887 So let's see how we deal with these. 23:56.927 --> 23:58.647 We're just going to ask each other a few of these. 23:58.707 --> 24:00.108 Joe, tent or teepee? 24:01.248 --> 24:03.489 Tent or teepee, I love that question. 24:04.490 --> 24:05.610 I would go for a teepee tent. 24:06.930 --> 24:08.411 It's a combination of a tent and a teepee. 24:08.431 --> 24:09.591 It's the worst of both things. 24:10.152 --> 24:13.373 It's drafty and flimsy, difficult to erect. 24:14.073 --> 24:20.015 I would go for a peepee tent, which is just a tiny tent that you have around your Netherlands. 24:20.716 --> 24:23.737 And it's somewhere where you can just whistle while you work. 24:24.757 --> 24:27.760 which is a fun song that was in Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, if you remember. 24:28.480 --> 24:34.866 It's good because you might be in the middle of a big crowd and you don't want to go and find the nearest lavatory. 24:35.266 --> 24:36.167 You can use your pee-pee tent. 24:37.665 --> 24:39.987 I'm going to ask you one of these standard questions now, Adam. 24:40.827 --> 24:42.949 What was your first Glastonbury memory? 24:43.089 --> 24:44.630 That's a great question, man. 24:44.890 --> 24:45.050 Thanks. 24:45.230 --> 24:48.873 I guess my first memory would have been shortly after I was born. 24:48.933 --> 25:00.140 I don't know if you know, but I was birthed on the Glastonbury tour by friendly wizards and a couple of Torvenusians who were passing through. 25:01.681 --> 25:03.702 My mother was the Earth. 25:03.722 --> 25:05.363 I don't know if you know her. 25:05.563 --> 25:08.444 She's very nice but she's a bit beaten up now. 25:09.605 --> 25:10.905 My father was the Sun. 25:11.745 --> 25:19.829 So I suppose my first memory really was Michael Evers coming over to me and asking me if I wanted to work on the farm. 25:21.944 --> 25:24.445 To which I said yes, I'd love to and I've been here ever since. 25:24.465 --> 25:25.226 How about you? 25:25.406 --> 25:26.887 I think you have false memories. 25:26.947 --> 25:27.307 Really? 25:27.787 --> 25:29.408 Yeah, I'm going to skip that question. 25:29.588 --> 25:29.888 Are you? 25:29.948 --> 25:31.349 You can't skip the questions. 25:31.589 --> 25:33.770 Well, I have to because you're going to ask me this next question. 25:33.790 --> 25:34.150 All right, mate. 25:34.370 --> 25:34.671 Here you go. 25:34.691 --> 25:35.271 Here's one for you. 25:35.731 --> 25:36.532 Oh, this is a great one. 25:36.592 --> 25:37.412 I love this question. 25:37.932 --> 25:40.173 Who are you most looking forward to seeing? 25:40.774 --> 25:41.634 Sorry, I just fell asleep. 25:41.834 --> 25:42.495 I'm awake now. 25:42.815 --> 25:43.215 I'm fine. 25:43.255 --> 25:43.795 I'm absolutely fine. 25:43.855 --> 25:44.596 That's a good question. 25:45.356 --> 25:47.497 Well, there's various approaches to that question. 25:47.837 --> 25:51.038 I mean, approach A is I just name one of the headline apps. 25:51.158 --> 25:52.458 That's the way to get in and out of the question box. 25:52.478 --> 25:53.519 Go on, do an app, do an app. 25:53.539 --> 25:53.879 Beyonce. 25:53.959 --> 25:54.359 Oh, brilliant. 25:54.399 --> 25:54.939 That's a good answer. 25:55.179 --> 26:08.844 Or, if I want to give myself a little more credibility, I might name somebody from one of the lesser stages that no one's heard of, like the Babubidi Bayas, who will be playing their points of view set on the crapola stage. 26:09.284 --> 26:09.944 Over and over again. 26:10.244 --> 26:10.944 Over and over again. 26:10.964 --> 26:12.345 Play Babubidi Baya! 26:12.825 --> 26:16.947 An approach C would be to say something absurd. 26:17.787 --> 26:18.568 Like the ordinary boys. 26:19.568 --> 26:20.368 Right, right, right. 26:20.909 --> 26:22.769 Here's who I'm most looking forward to seeing. 26:23.730 --> 26:24.530 One of the Wombles. 26:26.091 --> 26:28.172 Maybe either one of the Wombats or one of the Wombles. 26:28.232 --> 26:30.013 Probably I would love to see a Wombol. 26:30.233 --> 26:32.634 Which Wombol would you be most excited by? 26:32.654 --> 26:33.114 Who do you think? 26:33.434 --> 26:33.874 Chalet. 26:34.114 --> 26:34.755 Obviously Chalet. 26:34.775 --> 26:35.215 Of course Chalet. 26:35.255 --> 26:36.155 She's the sexy one. 26:36.175 --> 26:37.916 A big sexy rat in a pinny. 26:42.249 --> 26:44.551 What man couldn't resist a big lady rat? 26:44.891 --> 26:46.353 She's got 20 breasts! 26:48.014 --> 26:48.935 The rat in the binny! 26:48.975 --> 26:51.097 Yeah, that's why she wears the binny to conceal them. 26:51.137 --> 26:54.060 They're in a line down the centre of her... Can you imagine? 26:54.100 --> 26:55.781 That would be a good photo though, wouldn't it? 26:56.302 --> 26:59.064 Backstage before the Wombles go on with all the Wombles gathered round. 26:59.084 --> 26:59.865 Suckling on Madame Sholay. 26:59.905 --> 27:02.828 Suckling with Madame Sholay! 27:02.968 --> 27:03.669 It's gonna happen. 27:03.889 --> 27:04.449 Wow. 27:05.350 --> 27:07.351 I would love to get into that little huddle. 27:07.851 --> 27:11.332 The rumors are flying around the site about all kinds of special guests. 27:11.672 --> 27:21.476 What I'm most looking forward to is maybe one of the Wombles tearing off their big foamy heads and there being someone exciting and celebrity based underneath there. 27:21.876 --> 27:28.099 I mean I heard Lauren talking about the idea that maybe Florence from Florence and the Machine was going to be under one of the... 27:29.840 --> 27:30.741 I heard another rumor. 27:30.801 --> 27:39.609 I heard that Uncle Bulgaria was going to pull off his own head, which will be traumatic for the audience to begin with, to reveal Florence. 27:40.470 --> 27:47.016 And then five to ten minutes later, after Florence has sung the things that she sings, she would then pull her head off. 27:48.217 --> 27:50.098 to reveal nothing inside. 27:50.118 --> 27:51.598 She's actually pulled her head off. 27:51.998 --> 27:53.358 Oh yeah, so it's just blood. 27:53.418 --> 27:55.179 It's just horrific. 27:55.299 --> 27:55.979 That's absolutely horrific. 27:55.999 --> 27:57.019 But it's very memorable. 27:57.099 --> 28:02.621 Well, a more fun thing obviously would be is if she pulled her head off and Roffle Harris was under there. 28:02.641 --> 28:04.841 Yes, that would be memorable. 28:05.442 --> 28:06.642 It's Roffle Harris! 28:07.102 --> 28:07.742 Oh mate! 28:08.002 --> 28:10.843 And then he'd get out his swabble board and everyone would be happy and the sun would come out. 28:11.223 --> 28:13.884 Maybe that's why it's a bit rainy because Roffle isn't here this year. 28:14.324 --> 28:22.610 There we are, those are the standard Glastonbury questions and if you're at the festival be sure you've got your answers ready because they are the only questions that are allowed to be asked. 28:24.232 --> 28:24.812 Very nice. 28:24.892 --> 28:30.415 That was the vaccines with a track called If You Wanna, recorded live here at the festival yesterday. 28:30.435 --> 28:30.855 Live. 28:31.135 --> 28:31.555 Live. 28:31.595 --> 28:32.796 Why do you say live? 28:32.976 --> 28:33.456 Live. 28:33.516 --> 28:34.636 That's how Westwood says it, isn't it? 28:34.956 --> 28:35.297 Live. 28:35.577 --> 28:35.857 Live. 28:35.877 --> 28:36.817 He would say live. 28:36.857 --> 28:37.477 Yeah, I'm sorry. 28:38.198 --> 28:38.578 Live. 28:38.618 --> 28:40.659 If it's pure fire, lick it twice. 28:40.679 --> 28:42.660 That's what Westwood would say. 28:42.680 --> 28:43.660 And then you'd say it again. 28:44.320 --> 28:46.141 Adam and Joe here at Glastonbury. 28:46.161 --> 28:46.761 Adam and Joe, yeah. 28:47.222 --> 28:47.822 All in check. 28:48.542 --> 28:49.944 Are you going to comment on every single thing? 28:49.964 --> 28:50.244 Yes, yes, yes. 28:50.264 --> 28:50.845 It's my new thing. 28:50.865 --> 28:51.525 It's my new thing. 28:51.546 --> 28:52.066 Don't you like it? 28:52.086 --> 28:54.549 I just sit here and, well, that's what I usually do anyway. 28:54.789 --> 28:58.233 But listen, listeners, it's time for some Traveling Tales. 28:58.253 --> 28:59.194 Let's have the jingle jungle. 29:09.642 --> 29:10.623 I mean, we all do it. 29:10.923 --> 29:12.524 We've all got to get from A to B. Yeah. 29:12.884 --> 29:15.747 And we do it in the company of, uh, strange human beings. 29:15.987 --> 29:16.627 Universal things. 29:16.667 --> 29:20.210 Sometimes, peculiar situations arise, and that's what this segment is all about. 29:20.310 --> 29:20.850 I've got one here. 29:20.890 --> 29:21.651 Can I start, please, Dad? 29:21.671 --> 29:22.071 Go on, then. 29:22.512 --> 29:24.673 This is from Dominic, who's in his early thirties. 29:24.913 --> 29:26.855 He's a male, and he lives in Sutton, Coalfield. 29:27.335 --> 29:29.157 This says, Dear Adam, Joe, and Producer. 29:29.337 --> 29:30.938 That's a very good, stripped-down intro. 29:31.238 --> 29:35.122 This relates to personal space on foot, not on bottom, so this is unusual. 29:35.162 --> 29:36.723 He's talking about pedestrian travelling. 29:37.644 --> 29:44.970 You may have noticed that some people have a habit of swinging their arms wildly when they walk, instead of holding them rigidly at their sides like normal polite citizens. 29:45.671 --> 29:52.397 I get the popular Birmingham Cross City train service from Sutton Coldfield University Station for my job on or near the Birmingham University campus. 29:52.837 --> 29:57.740 At University Station, passengers disembarking get funneled up a narrow set of steps in order to exit the station. 29:58.260 --> 30:00.462 And it is on these steps that I encounter my problem. 30:01.022 --> 30:06.165 On these steps, the wild swinging arms are often at the crotch level of the person walking behind. 30:06.406 --> 30:07.106 My problem is this. 30:07.606 --> 30:15.391 Do I hang back in order to leave space in between me and the passenger in France, thereby risking the wrath of other passengers behind me who are held up and made late for work? 30:15.671 --> 30:21.295 Or do I risk the very real possibility of a stray arm and hand brushing against my crotch? 30:21.795 --> 30:22.616 He says, risk it. 30:22.636 --> 30:23.858 Dominic's confused. 30:23.898 --> 30:25.080 Maybe he's got a peculiar bottom. 30:37.538 --> 30:38.959 Oh yeah, I mean, what's going on, Dominic? 30:38.999 --> 30:42.260 I mean, you're missing a lot of potential great times there, as far as I can tell. 30:42.280 --> 30:53.604 But I really sympathise with this as a man who is at six foot two and a half, I think I am, height-wise, and I find my crotchal area at precisely that swinging arm height. 30:54.224 --> 30:54.544 Really? 30:54.805 --> 30:56.005 And I love it. 30:56.186 --> 30:56.966 Yeah, of course you do. 30:57.106 --> 30:59.068 I maneuver into exactly the right position. 30:59.708 --> 31:03.451 I love, yeah, I won't go into too much detail, but boy oh boy oh boy. 31:03.771 --> 31:06.834 Sometimes I just go round and round the circle line up and down stairs. 31:06.914 --> 31:07.254 Exactly. 31:07.274 --> 31:09.716 I mean, you don't, you don't really need to travel by tube. 31:09.736 --> 31:12.158 You just pick the most busy time and get on there. 31:12.338 --> 31:14.700 And now this hole is opening in my jeans. 31:15.340 --> 31:17.321 It's going to be a whole new level of excitement. 31:17.601 --> 31:20.944 So Dominic, I would suggest you rip a hole in the crotch of your jeans. 31:21.544 --> 31:24.846 You neglect to wear underwear and go for it. 31:24.986 --> 31:25.507 Have some fun. 31:25.987 --> 31:28.929 Here's something not entirely unrelated from Kaz in Edinburgh. 31:29.529 --> 31:52.765 She says I think it's a she doesn't actually specify you see this is why the whole mailman lady woman thing came in because Kaz I've no idea if that's a lady mariner or anyway Kaz says I was recently traveling by train from Aberdeen at a table across from the aisle from me There was a female lady that kept giving me withering looks as I giggled to myself whilst listening to one of your podcasts on my iPod 31:53.345 --> 32:03.007 However, I was then the one giving her odd looks as she took a tin of fragrant deodorant spray from her bag and sprayed it up her miniskirt. 32:04.208 --> 32:06.548 As this odd sweet smell filled the carriage. 32:06.568 --> 32:10.029 Have you read this through before reading it now? 32:10.089 --> 32:11.829 Yeah, it's one of the last shows we're at Glastonbury. 32:15.590 --> 32:24.854 All I could think of, he says, as this odd sweet smell filled the carriage, all I could think of was that we were smelling cheap spray infused with lady parts from Kaz in Edinburgh. 32:24.874 --> 32:27.515 I mean, that is, it's weird, isn't it? 32:27.555 --> 32:29.816 You don't, that's not a fun smell, I don't think. 32:30.217 --> 32:31.097 Maybe it is a fun smell. 32:31.397 --> 32:34.078 It's strange when women do their toilet on the train. 32:34.098 --> 32:36.679 And when I say toilet, I mean makeup routines. 32:36.719 --> 32:37.380 You know what I'm saying? 32:37.400 --> 32:39.120 I don't mean actually going to the lavatory. 32:39.321 --> 32:41.782 You are digging a big dirty hole for yourself. 32:41.822 --> 32:42.102 What? 32:43.262 --> 32:44.764 Come on, that's a fun dirty hole. 32:44.784 --> 32:53.170 You're the one riding around on the circle line with the big hole in your trousers, pressing up against people. 32:54.931 --> 32:56.212 That's a good one, that's a good one. 32:56.252 --> 33:00.655 Wow, what an extraordinary series of pictures you've painted in everyone's mind. 33:00.715 --> 33:01.596 Is that it for Travelling 33:02.076 --> 33:02.916 I've got one more here. 33:02.936 --> 33:07.458 This is a nice view from an American a minute. 33:07.478 --> 33:18.442 I'm very exotic I'm not gonna do an American accent for him You'll have to imagine that for yourself listeners, but he says his name is Dylan Savage Dylan Savage Dylan Savage He's an annihilator 33:18.982 --> 33:45.912 he says dear adenoid and buxinator i'm a postal worker man from memphis tennessee and i recently returned from a vacation in the uk and ireland on the train from edinburgh uh from on the train to edinburgh from york after a delay we were about a minute down the track before someone pulled the emergency lever or lever as they think the americans call it in the carriage behind me the sardonic though at the moment irate scottish conductor rushed down the aisle and shouted 33:46.232 --> 33:48.364 You pulled the Franglin' lever? 33:48.666 --> 33:49.430 For what? 33:50.171 --> 33:57.753 I later learned that he had broken up a fight and thrown the man off the train and that's why someone had pulled a lever and he didn't think it was sufficiently important. 33:57.793 --> 33:59.673 A man had been thrown from a traveling train? 33:59.813 --> 34:00.914 Yeah, the Scottish conductor. 34:01.234 --> 34:01.934 Ah, you're off! 34:01.954 --> 34:03.854 I don't care if I'm not in the station! 34:04.134 --> 34:07.155 No, you know, they were at the station and there was a fight and they stopped. 34:08.175 --> 34:16.837 My girlfriend and I were then sitting at a table seat across the aisle from some rough people from Newcastle who were a little bit drunk and kept shouting out lyrics along with their iPods. 34:17.458 --> 34:18.818 We will give them the axe! 34:19.218 --> 34:21.700 He says, was one of the lyrics that they shouted out from there. 34:21.740 --> 34:23.221 I don't know what they could have been listening to there. 34:23.761 --> 34:26.723 And they were also yelling at people who made the mistake of walking by. 34:26.743 --> 34:31.407 This was one of my first experiences in what became a wonderful and surreal trip in the UK. 34:31.667 --> 34:37.311 I later saw a woman in a bus station in Galway feed her toddler by pouring coke into a baby bottle. 34:37.691 --> 34:41.353 and then shaking it up to shoot the carbonation out of the rubber nipple. 34:41.553 --> 34:43.614 I got the impression that she did this quite often. 34:43.994 --> 34:44.314 P.S. 34:44.374 --> 34:48.436 I spent the whole time annoying my girlfriend by saying things to her in an Australian accent. 34:48.536 --> 34:49.416 Please keep doing it. 34:49.716 --> 34:51.517 I'm a big fan of Aussie accents. 34:51.597 --> 34:52.277 Thanks mate! 34:52.577 --> 34:53.558 Cheers, Dylan Savage. 34:54.338 --> 34:54.598 Wow. 34:54.938 --> 34:55.518 So that's nice. 34:55.538 --> 34:58.659 And we might have some more traveling tales later on in the program. 34:58.679 --> 34:59.340 Yes, we might. 34:59.840 --> 35:00.720 But how about this now? 35:00.780 --> 35:03.281 This was recorded live yesterday on the Pyramid Stage. 35:03.701 --> 35:04.661 This is a hip hop group. 35:04.681 --> 35:05.482 You might have heard of them. 35:05.502 --> 35:06.942 They're called the Wu Tang Clan. 35:06.982 --> 35:08.683 Now, what is gravel pit about? 35:08.743 --> 35:09.643 What's all that about? 35:09.723 --> 35:11.004 Well, let's listen and find out. 35:11.064 --> 35:16.205 But, you know, I saw this performance on the telly as part of the BBC's brilliant television coverage of the festival. 35:16.805 --> 35:20.887 And somebody somewhere in the BBC had done a very good job of dipping out the swears. 35:21.747 --> 35:42.474 and I was very impressed because basically you can't hear a word they're saying right they're just kind of freeform you know stream of consciousness mumble rapping but someone in the BBC knows the Woos lyrics so well they managed to dip out the swearys is that the version we're going to hear now will it have swearys dipped out so yeah marvel at the incredible swear removal skills of the BBC 35:44.241 --> 35:49.164 The Wu-Tang Clan recorded live yesterday, but I mean, I could do that. 35:49.404 --> 35:50.004 No, you couldn't. 35:50.044 --> 35:51.145 Yes, I could. 35:51.165 --> 35:57.308 Just give me a beat and you go. 35:57.328 --> 35:58.789 You're just revealing your ignorance. 35:59.069 --> 36:00.790 I mean, it's because it's a live thing. 36:00.830 --> 36:02.591 I'm not talking about rapping, all rapping. 36:02.791 --> 36:03.632 I thought that last night. 36:03.692 --> 36:04.633 I thought, they're just mumbling. 36:04.653 --> 36:05.453 They're saying anything you want. 36:05.473 --> 36:09.757 But I listened very carefully there with the lyrics open here on my laptop and they were very much on point. 36:10.157 --> 36:11.218 All the lyrics were correct. 36:11.658 --> 36:12.940 There's a lot of lyrics to remember. 36:13.000 --> 36:17.283 If you're a hip hop artist, you've got to remember five hundred percent more than your average rock artist. 36:17.303 --> 36:18.284 That's absolutely true, isn't it? 36:18.344 --> 36:18.664 Yeah. 36:18.684 --> 36:23.048 Do you often see rappers out there with lyric sheets, Markie Smith style when they're performing live? 36:23.248 --> 36:24.609 No, I don't think you could. 36:24.629 --> 36:27.292 You couldn't read it fast enough, because you've got to hold the rhythm in your head, haven't you? 36:27.492 --> 36:30.414 It's now acceptable in rock to do it if you're a certain type of performer. 36:30.434 --> 36:31.535 Sean Ryder used to do it. 36:31.555 --> 36:32.416 To have an autocue. 36:32.576 --> 36:35.298 Well, just to have a big grubby piece of paper on stage. 36:35.338 --> 36:37.060 The RZA was word for word perfect there. 36:37.300 --> 36:39.142 Method Man was word for word perfect. 36:39.222 --> 36:45.367 But from my following of the lyrics here, I think Method went off script, maybe on the third verse. 36:45.387 --> 36:45.827 Oh, Method Man, mate. 36:45.847 --> 36:47.189 Very, very disappointing. 36:47.749 --> 36:49.691 We're going to have to give him a talking to. 36:50.091 --> 36:59.676 You know, later on in this program, ladies and gentlemen, we are going to be playing you a pre-recorded encounter that we had with Robin Pecknold of the Fleet Foxes. 36:59.736 --> 37:06.560 Yeah, and if you've ever stevened at a Fleet Foxes concert, you might want to hear what Mr. Pecknold has to say about that. 37:06.600 --> 37:10.642 We grilled him on his feelings about that whole phenomena, because it is a phenomena. 37:11.403 --> 37:11.903 Phenomenon. 37:12.183 --> 37:14.424 Being reported widely by John Travolta. 37:14.644 --> 37:14.924 Sure. 37:15.745 --> 37:19.227 And that is coming up later on in the program, maybe in the next half hour. 37:20.188 --> 37:21.933 Yeah, okay after 12, but right now. 37:21.973 --> 37:28.509 Here's some more music This is the naked and famous and a track called punching a dream recorded live yesterday 37:30.561 --> 37:53.483 Mark Bolen and T-Rex their 20th century boy Mark Bolen played the very first Glastonbury Festival stepped in for the kinks who decided so not to make it and Mike Leavis tells a story about going up to Mark Bolen's car as he was driving in onto the site he had a fancy car and Mike Leavis went over to say hello and kind of put his arm on the side of the car to greet Mark and Mark said hey don't touch my car man 37:54.482 --> 37:55.563 That's not very cool, is it? 37:55.603 --> 37:56.323 That's not very cool. 37:56.343 --> 37:57.463 It must have been a nice car. 37:57.643 --> 37:57.904 Yeah. 37:58.024 --> 38:00.025 This is Adam and Joe here on BBC Six Music. 38:00.065 --> 38:04.166 Six Music are broadcasting live all day from the Glastonbury Festival. 38:04.186 --> 38:04.827 So stick with us. 38:04.887 --> 38:06.407 But right now it's gone eleven thirty. 38:06.447 --> 38:07.208 It's time for the news. 38:07.588 --> 38:09.629 Yes, that's the Queen to the Stone Age, mate. 38:09.789 --> 38:10.729 Right. 38:10.749 --> 38:10.729 2002. 38:10.809 --> 38:12.190 Suitably prehistoric there. 38:12.210 --> 38:21.274 There is a slight Stone Age vibe here at the Glastonbury Festival as everyone is covered in mud and behaving in a primitive way. 38:21.474 --> 38:22.855 Give me my beer. 38:23.175 --> 38:25.096 Get up, Bill! 38:25.276 --> 38:26.257 You got deodorant? 38:26.717 --> 38:27.958 You let me out deodorant? 38:29.399 --> 38:32.281 Hey, do you want some interesting facts about one of tonight's headliners? 38:32.421 --> 38:33.962 Only if they're stone cold facts. 38:34.042 --> 38:37.444 I mean, I don't want any of this silly silliness. 38:37.485 --> 38:44.709 Things were a little silly yesterday with the U2 facts, but today these are absolutely solid gold facts about the mighty Coldplay. 38:44.729 --> 38:46.610 Are they from the home of all facts, the internet? 38:48.492 --> 38:51.574 Here's the jingle. 38:52.054 --> 38:53.717 Prepare the factual generator. 38:54.458 --> 38:56.120 Fuck, how I think it's working now. 38:56.220 --> 38:57.603 Now give me Glastonbury Facts! 38:57.843 --> 38:59.385 Oh, now it's broken, okay. 39:00.031 --> 39:02.972 So it is a little bit damaged, the factual generator. 39:03.232 --> 39:04.812 But let's see how we get on. 39:05.272 --> 39:09.833 Did you know, and these are facts about some of the members of Coldplay, particularly Chris and Gwyneth. 39:10.474 --> 39:12.514 I don't know if you know, but Gwyneth writes all the songs. 39:13.614 --> 39:15.515 The first interesting fact there, that's by the by. 39:15.615 --> 39:24.397 Chris and Gwyneth are both extremely health-conscious individuals, and they follow a strict diet that was specially created for them by Gennaro Contaldo. 39:25.377 --> 39:26.998 He's one of the two greedy Italians. 39:27.478 --> 39:39.944 Breakfast for the family consists of dried plankton on a bed of wotsits, followed by a bowl of flaked bark with rainwater and a glass of bizik to wash it all down. 39:40.024 --> 39:45.346 For lunch, the couple enjoy the Dreams of X Factor contestants. 39:45.926 --> 39:49.088 And the reason they love those is because they're very low in fat. 39:50.108 --> 39:51.769 And then for supper, it's a lollipop. 39:57.996 --> 39:59.597 What was the first one again? 39:59.877 --> 40:00.278 Breakfast. 40:00.598 --> 40:03.219 Well it's what I had this morning, what we had at the hotel. 40:03.239 --> 40:04.339 Plankton on Wotsits. 40:04.379 --> 40:05.900 Dried plankton on a bed of Wotsits. 40:05.960 --> 40:07.041 Are the Wotsits healthy? 40:08.263 --> 40:29.524 yeah they crush them they crush them so they're easier to digest they they're very absorbent so they soak up all the bad bacteria also sometimes depending on your digestive system they repeat on you so you can have them for later gets rid of the bad air exactly did you know the bass player of Coldplay Guy Berryman is made almost entirely 40:30.478 --> 40:31.999 What do you mean? 40:32.439 --> 40:33.379 No, I'm excited. 40:34.980 --> 40:36.520 I'm excited about the next thing. 40:36.881 --> 40:37.741 Of berries? 40:38.101 --> 40:39.041 Of berries. 40:39.141 --> 40:42.183 He's either made of berries or botanical berries. 40:42.343 --> 40:43.723 His head is a watermelon. 40:44.224 --> 40:46.224 His eyes are gooseberries. 40:46.765 --> 40:48.125 His cheeks are strawberries. 40:48.545 --> 40:53.207 His skin is mashed pumpkin, which is also a botanical berry, did you know? 40:53.847 --> 40:56.368 And his julies are made from tomatoes and a banana. 40:56.388 --> 40:57.709 Julies are made from tomatoes and a banana. 40:58.349 --> 41:00.770 He must have to work very hard in the morning to put on the makeup. 41:00.810 --> 41:02.890 It's a bit like Michael Jackson, who had a hole in his nose. 41:02.910 --> 41:05.091 He had to put a plaster on and pour foundation over it. 41:05.131 --> 41:10.232 But that guy has to start out with a face that's an arrangement of tropical fruits. 41:10.332 --> 41:13.073 Listen, they have to pack the guy in ice whenever they travel anywhere. 41:13.093 --> 41:13.233 Do they? 41:13.333 --> 41:15.474 Sure, because they don't want him to go all moldery. 41:15.634 --> 41:16.514 Wow. 41:16.574 --> 41:17.935 Chris and Gwyneth, did you know? 41:17.955 --> 41:18.855 Did you know? 41:18.875 --> 41:20.435 Sorry, I'm still drunk on power. 41:20.855 --> 41:25.737 Have recently been looking for a nanny to take care of their children, apple cheeks, mentos, and fizz whizz. 41:26.897 --> 41:30.978 The nanny would be paid over 65 pounds a week. 41:31.418 --> 41:31.618 Wow. 41:31.678 --> 41:33.058 That's grotesque, isn't it? 41:33.078 --> 41:35.639 Imagine making that kind of money for a nanny. 41:36.519 --> 41:49.422 They have specified, though, that the applicants must have presented T4, must have read and loved the Da Vinci Code, and must have the ability to discreetly turn paparazzi into a delicious low-fat dip. 41:50.562 --> 41:52.962 Also, they must have fought in some kind of fashion war. 41:53.582 --> 41:53.903 Yes. 41:54.463 --> 41:55.823 On the winning side. 41:56.363 --> 41:58.725 Final Glastonbury fact about Coldplay. 41:58.925 --> 42:12.698 Did you know Chris Martin, I'm sure you did know this, he is a vocal activist and a supporter of a number of worthy causes, including the campaign to stop raisins from sinking in cereal boxes, to keep them buoyant throughout the whole, exactly. 42:12.718 --> 42:18.543 You don't want to get to the bottom of the raisin-based cereal and find a glut of raisins there, that's grotesque. 42:19.283 --> 42:27.088 He's also very much involved with the campaign to keep Grazia brilliant, or KGB, as an acronym. 42:27.448 --> 42:29.789 That's just pushing for more exclamation marks. 42:29.890 --> 42:34.832 Yeah, loads of exclamations, more features about either Gwyneth or Jennifer Aniston. 42:34.893 --> 42:38.975 And a more ornate font, and a heavier paper stock, a glossier paper stock. 42:39.035 --> 42:40.576 KGB, keep Grazia brilliant. 42:40.916 --> 42:42.157 He's got it written on his thighs, I think. 42:43.117 --> 42:48.000 And also he's involved very much with the campaign to minimize his own airborne toxic events. 42:48.981 --> 42:50.182 M-A-T-E or mate. 42:50.542 --> 42:50.882 Mate. 42:51.162 --> 42:51.342 Mate. 42:51.422 --> 42:56.545 Because in the past, Martin's events have caused a great deal of unrest and happiness. 42:56.586 --> 42:56.786 Yes. 42:56.806 --> 42:57.566 And unhappiness. 42:57.626 --> 43:00.568 They had to ground transatlantic flights, didn't they? 43:00.728 --> 43:05.636 That's right, there was a toxic cloud last year, if you remember, that caused a lot of problems for holiday makers. 43:05.656 --> 43:06.618 A lot of queues at airports. 43:06.898 --> 43:07.579 Yeah. 43:07.960 --> 43:08.661 The stench. 43:08.701 --> 43:12.687 So anyway, he's obviously gutted about that and he's battling to stop it ever happening again. 43:13.128 --> 43:15.151 That's Glastonbury Facts for today. 43:18.161 --> 43:19.263 I love that jingle. 43:19.844 --> 43:20.825 That's such a good jingle. 43:20.885 --> 43:22.047 When did you record that jingle? 43:22.267 --> 43:25.031 Oh man, we went into Maida Vale to record it last week. 43:25.111 --> 43:25.311 Great. 43:25.371 --> 43:26.052 With an orchestra. 43:26.332 --> 43:27.314 Cost a lot of money. 43:27.494 --> 43:29.116 A lot, a lot of money. 43:29.236 --> 43:31.980 Right now here's a band that played yesterday on the Park Stage. 43:32.360 --> 43:34.223 This is Caribou with Melody Day. 43:35.405 --> 43:41.612 That was Caribou with a track called Melody Day, which was recorded yesterday on the park stage. 43:41.652 --> 43:45.376 This is Adam and Jo coming to you live from the Glastonbury Festival. 43:45.436 --> 43:48.579 And we've been joined in our portacabin by Sinead Garvin. 43:48.599 --> 43:49.560 How are you doing, Sinead? 43:49.741 --> 43:50.481 I'm very good. 43:50.521 --> 43:51.022 I'm very good. 43:51.082 --> 43:52.263 Day two survived. 43:52.363 --> 43:53.044 Good to see you. 43:53.144 --> 43:53.284 Yeah. 43:54.285 --> 43:55.366 And how are you bearing up? 43:55.686 --> 43:57.087 Because you're wandering around there. 43:57.167 --> 43:58.008 It takes ages. 43:58.068 --> 44:01.491 It takes like twice as long as it normally would to traverse the site, doesn't it? 44:01.511 --> 44:01.911 It does. 44:02.131 --> 44:02.631 The mud. 44:02.791 --> 44:07.475 Actually, when I went to bed last night, I still felt like, my legs felt like they were still ploughing through mud. 44:07.495 --> 44:09.396 You know that weird feeling you get? 44:09.576 --> 44:12.218 But yeah, I survived and it was a very good day yesterday. 44:12.398 --> 44:13.139 Lots of highlights. 44:13.159 --> 44:16.802 The park stage was pretty special because we were talking about it yesterday. 44:17.122 --> 44:18.463 Who were the special guests going to be? 44:18.703 --> 44:22.266 And did you know at that stage that it was going to be Radiohead when we were talking to you? 44:22.486 --> 44:23.747 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 44:23.787 --> 44:24.787 Well, do you know what I did? 44:24.847 --> 44:28.550 People had told me but then, you know, they could have been lying because people have been lying to me all week. 44:28.590 --> 44:32.693 Yeah, it's been a lot of just in your home life and personal relationships. 44:32.753 --> 44:33.674 It's been a bad week. 44:33.714 --> 44:35.415 This isn't the time for that kind of thing. 44:35.635 --> 44:40.118 Well, you know, Ed O'Brien is a friend of the show here. 44:40.378 --> 44:44.901 And he, I texted him the other day, like a week ago when I heard all these rumors. 44:45.302 --> 44:48.364 And I was trying to be cool about it and, and say, you know, hey, 44:48.544 --> 44:49.725 maybe I'll see you down in Glastonbury. 44:49.745 --> 44:53.968 So let me know if you guys play anything or do any sets, I'd love to see you. 44:54.648 --> 44:57.270 Anyway, cool, cool, cool beans, yeah, cool guys. 44:57.611 --> 45:05.256 And I was trying to communicate the fact that I wasn't immediately gonna blab on air about it, because in the past I have slightly put my foot in it with Radiohead secrets. 45:05.817 --> 45:09.539 So I definitely wasn't gonna say anything about it, but I also didn't wanna miss out, right? 45:09.720 --> 45:12.622 And Ed just texted me back, oh yeah, I heard that rumor. 45:13.222 --> 45:14.283 It would be amazing, wouldn't it? 45:14.463 --> 45:16.965 It would be such fun, I'd love it if we were, but no, we're definitely not. 45:17.485 --> 45:18.586 So I thought I were sneaky. 45:18.887 --> 45:19.687 He lied. 45:19.807 --> 45:20.908 He lied. 45:21.229 --> 45:23.671 He texted me yesterday after the thing and said, sorry, I felt really bad about it. 45:23.691 --> 45:25.953 Can I, can I just boast that I knew first? 45:26.253 --> 45:26.494 Yeah. 45:26.554 --> 45:27.895 Joe said he knew first. 45:28.375 --> 45:28.956 When did I know? 45:30.137 --> 45:30.737 Last Saturday. 45:30.777 --> 45:31.578 How did you know? 45:31.598 --> 45:32.919 I can't tell you Sinead. 45:32.999 --> 45:34.241 Otherwise they'll be executed. 45:34.901 --> 45:36.863 But I thought cornballs knows and I don't know. 45:38.104 --> 45:39.565 And then I didn't get the facts verified. 45:39.605 --> 45:41.366 It was just a string of humiliations. 45:41.406 --> 45:43.727 In the end, I just trudged up there as fast as I could. 45:43.747 --> 45:44.807 It took me 45 minutes. 45:44.847 --> 45:46.948 You were having a crisis of confidence. 45:47.368 --> 45:48.349 He was in our little cabin. 45:48.369 --> 45:49.249 He was going, should I go? 45:49.609 --> 45:50.330 Should I not go? 45:50.350 --> 45:52.491 And you went, which is the right choice. 45:52.871 --> 45:55.452 I went, but I couldn't get close enough to see anything. 45:55.492 --> 45:58.694 Well, you got in though, that's because they shut it off after a while. 45:58.714 --> 46:03.558 I think it's the biggest crowd that's ever been at the park stage. 46:03.998 --> 46:11.984 And then if you know what it's like, it's kind of like flat for a bit and then it goes up on a hill and all of that where the big Glastonbury sign is, all of that was completely like covered. 46:12.364 --> 46:19.128 And there was someone was saying to me that there was a PA from a nearby tent that was a little loud and threatening to drown out. 46:19.148 --> 46:27.953 Well, I got I got relatively close and I could see the stage and there was a strange audio and an anomaly where I was standing where the sound was really very clear. 46:28.153 --> 46:35.137 Yeah, but I was stood right next to a cafe that was playing blaring house music and they didn't turn it down. 46:37.618 --> 46:58.831 Yeah, but it was a good set presumably was it was yes Well, I got right into the crowd to sort of you know Do a little live from there and I was given a security card to help me get through which was quite exciting So yeah, I got quite a fun run and what was lovely was just how happy they all looked on stage and they started off with latest flower which is obviously the one of the tracks from the new album and I think they were kind of like 46:59.651 --> 47:01.572 what are people going to think of it, but we need to do this. 47:01.593 --> 47:03.954 It's the first time they've ever played any of these tracks live. 47:04.715 --> 47:05.916 And the response was fantastic. 47:05.956 --> 47:08.737 It was really good, you know, up especially where I was. 47:09.338 --> 47:12.320 I think people were just very excited that they were that close to them. 47:12.520 --> 47:20.225 And he was smiling the whole way through Thom Yorke and, you know, laughing with a crowd and, you know, chatting to the guys up on the hill on the side and everything. 47:20.265 --> 47:21.486 So it was just, it was really lovely. 47:21.526 --> 47:23.888 And was it hits or was it some weird stuff? 47:24.068 --> 47:24.468 It wasn't. 47:24.909 --> 47:28.851 They played most of King of Limbs interspersed with a few things. 47:30.072 --> 47:43.601 They finished with Street Spirit, which was fantastic, and kind of was what people were waiting for, some of the bigger numbers, because it was raining at that point, and it's 8 o'clock at night, people were cold, the mud was getting horrendous at that point. 47:43.621 --> 47:50.666 So I think some people were a little bit disappointed that there weren't more kind of crowd pleasers, if you like, but it was still fantastic. 47:50.686 --> 47:53.668 But I did hear, I couldn't see where I was, but I did hear that 47:54.248 --> 48:15.673 sort of three quarters way through people started to sort of drift off and leave and maybe to go and get their spot for I don't know you two or something yeah and but yeah and then I spoke to quite a lot of the crowd afterwards and yeah it was kind of mixed it was like yeah amazing to be that close to Radiohead but we needed a few more of the bigger numbers but still how special is that you're never gonna you know absolutely such a small stage again 48:16.013 --> 48:19.936 Sinead, let's play some music right now and then perhaps can we come back and talk to you about U2? 48:20.136 --> 48:20.877 Yes, why not? 48:21.457 --> 48:21.798 Excellent. 48:21.858 --> 48:26.822 So we've got some big audio Dynamite right now and they were playing yesterday on the Park stage. 48:27.983 --> 48:28.964 Did you see them, incidentally? 48:29.044 --> 48:30.365 I did see a couple of their tracks. 48:30.405 --> 48:31.145 That's fantastic. 48:31.185 --> 48:32.326 How great is Mick Jones? 48:32.586 --> 48:33.427 He's still going. 48:33.487 --> 48:34.208 Still fantastic. 48:34.288 --> 48:34.708 Loving it. 48:34.728 --> 48:36.249 More energy than some of the kids on there. 48:36.430 --> 48:38.211 Well, this is V13 from yesterday. 48:39.761 --> 48:46.003 Big Audio Dynamite back with the original line up touring around the UK this summer if you missed them at Glastonbury. 48:46.043 --> 48:47.583 But we're here with Sinead Garvin. 48:47.603 --> 48:48.643 How are you doing Sinead? 48:48.683 --> 48:49.344 Good, good. 48:49.404 --> 48:49.724 Yes. 48:49.964 --> 48:52.424 And you two were the big headliners yesterday. 48:52.604 --> 48:52.965 Yes. 48:53.305 --> 48:57.486 So we talked about it a bit yesterday, the potential controversy of the protesters. 48:57.506 --> 48:58.106 That's right. 48:58.306 --> 49:00.147 Yeah, there wasn't much of that around. 49:00.667 --> 49:04.289 Well, there was a balloon, there was a giant sausage-shaped balloon. 49:04.429 --> 49:05.690 It got pushed away quite quickly. 49:05.710 --> 49:09.131 Some security men came in and hoiked it down. 49:09.872 --> 49:11.152 Did it say anything on the sausage? 49:11.333 --> 49:14.254 It said what they wanted to say, you know about taxes and that. 49:14.754 --> 49:17.756 And it seemed to be behind a weird bit of wall. 49:18.196 --> 49:21.638 It's like there was one segment of wall, maybe they were using it to seal the balloon. 49:23.019 --> 49:26.282 They inflated it, it very quickly got pulled down by security folks. 49:26.322 --> 49:31.088 There was a minor scuffle I think, but mainly the audience seemed to be cheering for it being taken down. 49:31.128 --> 49:32.549 Maybe it was obstructing people's view. 49:32.610 --> 49:33.350 I think so, yes. 49:33.370 --> 49:35.453 But it was quite a pro bono. 49:35.613 --> 49:36.854 Pro bono, that's a nice phrase. 49:37.615 --> 49:47.020 There was kind of that weird sort of like the crowd didn't know whether they should be really enjoying it and Bono and that didn't really know whether the crowd were and then they kind of got really got into it I think. 49:47.941 --> 50:00.088 The only complaint I heard was from people just at the end they were doing that the great version of With or Without You and that was a big moment and then they carried on and did a couple of other songs that people didn't really know very well and then that was the end of the set. 50:00.308 --> 50:01.388 Ah typical, rip off Britain. 50:01.548 --> 50:06.131 Yeah but anyway well this was Bono just as he came off stage 50:06.519 --> 50:07.340 Yeah, I'm a convert. 50:08.060 --> 50:11.202 I came as a pilgrim, now I'm a believer. 50:11.683 --> 50:14.805 The incredible generosity of spirit, it's contagious. 50:15.586 --> 50:22.571 And you know, there's this thing with music or art or whatever you want to call it, you know, suspension of disbelief is the pretentious word, but you have to give yourself. 50:22.691 --> 50:26.534 These people give themselves to the music and they gave us a chance. 50:27.034 --> 50:31.678 And we haven't played to people who are not our audience for a very long time. 50:31.758 --> 50:36.362 So it was it was just overwhelming for our band, absolutely overwhelmed. 50:36.722 --> 50:41.366 Do you think he speaks like that when he's just talking about cereal and stuff as well, like in the morning? 50:41.666 --> 50:41.886 Yeah. 50:42.387 --> 50:50.213 Oh, the incredible suspension of cereal that you get in the milk is just so moving and you have to give yourself to it 100 percent. 50:50.253 --> 50:51.955 Otherwise you don't get the benefit of the 50:52.535 --> 50:59.217 I mean, I'm a I'm a I'm a Frosty's pilgrim, but I've never experienced the level of sugariness that you get on those wonderful flakes. 51:00.097 --> 51:01.037 Yeah, I think he does. 51:01.097 --> 51:01.277 Yeah. 51:01.497 --> 51:02.218 Okay, just checking. 51:02.418 --> 51:03.178 Just checking there. 51:04.158 --> 51:05.118 And that was you too. 51:05.258 --> 51:05.618 Yeah. 51:05.878 --> 51:10.060 Because you would have to be quite a hardcore fan to be standing in that rain yesterday. 51:10.820 --> 51:13.921 Especially after Mozza did a little bit of a grumpy set. 51:14.001 --> 51:17.802 Like he started off full of beans and then and then started getting a bit grumpy. 51:17.822 --> 51:19.362 So I just want to see you too, do you? 51:19.713 --> 51:22.014 Yeah, I think he felt a little bit like, ugh. 51:22.655 --> 51:24.656 Plus he was up against Radiohead at the time, wasn't he? 51:24.896 --> 51:32.681 Well, exactly, and I don't think he got as big an audience as he perhaps would have had Radiohead not been playing, so that maybe was a little bit frustrating for him. 51:33.662 --> 51:35.063 But shall we look ahead to today? 51:35.243 --> 51:36.303 Let's, let's. 51:36.323 --> 51:39.365 So we've got, okay, just a couple of things to tell you about. 51:39.445 --> 51:43.408 Treetop Flies, these are the young guys who won the Glastonbury Emerging competition. 51:43.548 --> 51:43.708 Oh yeah. 51:43.928 --> 51:48.531 They're going to be on the other stage in about 20 minutes, half an hour. 51:48.872 --> 51:53.695 And I've been following them for the last couple of weeks, their sort of preparations to their first big Glastonbury. 51:54.095 --> 51:57.418 So they're definitely worth having a little look at, if anyone can. 51:57.678 --> 51:58.558 What sort of thing are they, Sinead? 51:58.578 --> 51:59.099 What sort of noises? 51:59.119 --> 52:00.540 They're kind of like little folk acts. 52:00.600 --> 52:03.242 They've got this five of them, four on guitar, one on drums. 52:03.282 --> 52:04.723 And yeah, they're quite folky. 52:04.883 --> 52:05.323 They're lovely. 52:05.343 --> 52:06.964 A little bit Fleet Foxes, maybe. 52:07.145 --> 52:07.405 Right. 52:07.585 --> 52:08.465 Just, they're good though. 52:08.486 --> 52:09.366 Definitely worth them. 52:09.386 --> 52:11.488 Are they those monkeys that jump between treetops? 52:12.368 --> 52:14.549 They are, yes, yes. 52:15.170 --> 52:15.990 And they can sing. 52:16.230 --> 52:20.192 So you're dropping quite a massive bomb on us there. 52:20.232 --> 52:24.054 These are four monkeys who can sing, and they can jump from tree to tree. 52:24.074 --> 52:25.295 That's worth seeing. 52:25.335 --> 52:26.516 That is worth seeing. 52:26.536 --> 52:28.437 That's going to be fascinating following their preparations. 52:28.457 --> 52:29.698 And they can play guitars. 52:29.778 --> 52:30.378 That is incredible. 52:30.398 --> 52:31.258 It's been great for me. 52:32.799 --> 52:37.001 Elbow, of course, are on today before Coldplay, who are the big headliners tonight. 52:37.502 --> 52:38.822 Have you heard of Janelle Monae? 52:38.922 --> 52:39.803 Of course. 52:40.083 --> 52:42.364 Oh Lucy is a big fan of her, right Lucy? 52:42.765 --> 52:44.145 I've seen her before, that's brilliant. 52:44.165 --> 52:46.747 Her concept album about being a robot from the future. 52:46.767 --> 52:48.088 Who doesn't want to see that? 52:48.128 --> 52:50.329 Listen, that's my heart pounding with excitement. 52:50.469 --> 52:52.550 I was going to say exactly the same thing. 52:52.570 --> 52:54.011 It's pointless being two of us really. 52:54.051 --> 52:55.772 I'm going to be up at the park stage again all day today. 52:55.812 --> 52:57.173 Wild Beasts are headlining up there. 52:57.293 --> 52:57.794 Excellent. 52:57.834 --> 52:59.975 And we've got Tame Impala on that stage, that's great. 53:00.115 --> 53:04.798 I love Wild Beasts, I'm looking forward to making all the animal noises when they're playing. 53:09.056 --> 53:33.696 love it and finally of course we have another special guest today on the park stage as if the excitement of yesterday hasn't been enough to keep us all going today so obviously it's not Radiohead again well we don't think it is maybe Tommy York will come again on his own I don't know and but the other rumors are again could it possibly be the Kings of Leon maybe right pulps another one in the mix I'm hoping that Matt Everett's gonna get menswear back together 53:34.096 --> 53:37.819 Well yeah, he hasn't been at the computer doing any work. 53:38.179 --> 53:40.681 I saw him in a room privately on his own. 53:40.721 --> 53:42.303 Doing his hair, yeah. 53:43.324 --> 53:44.805 I've got my fingers crossed for Bros. 53:45.265 --> 53:47.027 Come on Bros! 53:47.047 --> 53:48.007 Your time is now! 53:48.308 --> 53:55.333 Or the other thing it could be, Beyonce is apparently here all weekend so maybe she'll be getting the other members of Destiny's Child back together. 53:56.454 --> 53:57.315 Come on, that would be amazing. 53:57.335 --> 53:58.095 That could be it. 53:58.295 --> 54:00.136 So, I mean, you can't go wrong there. 54:00.217 --> 54:05.860 And that mystery guest will be on... 7.45 and will be coming down, coming live from there at 7.45. 54:05.900 --> 54:06.340 Fantastic. 54:06.360 --> 54:06.941 Very exciting. 54:06.961 --> 54:08.142 So you can find out who it is then. 54:08.222 --> 54:09.783 Sinead, you're going to join us again tomorrow, right? 54:09.803 --> 54:10.223 I am indeed. 54:10.243 --> 54:11.283 Fantastic news gathering. 54:11.324 --> 54:11.924 Well done, Sinead. 54:11.944 --> 54:12.404 Thank you. 54:12.444 --> 54:12.905 Good job. 54:13.145 --> 54:13.965 Take care out there. 54:14.245 --> 54:19.929 And right now, just in case we get to see them later on, you never know, here's Pulp with Sorted Freezing Wings. 54:20.623 --> 54:24.766 A lot of people seem to have left an important part of their brains somewhere in a field in Hampshire. 54:25.086 --> 54:26.487 It's a chilling ending to that song. 54:26.707 --> 54:27.128 Terrifying. 54:27.148 --> 54:27.968 It's amazing, yeah. 54:28.509 --> 54:35.774 That was Pulp, of course, and we are going to be speaking to Jarvis Six Music's very own Jarvis Cocker slash lead singer of Pulp. 54:35.854 --> 54:39.056 I mean, that guy must be having the time of his life, don't you think? 54:39.256 --> 54:39.777 I think so. 54:40.037 --> 54:58.329 living a wonderful double life on the one hand the urbane and superb host of his Sunday service on the other hand hip-swinging rock star loved and adored by millions and maybe who knows a guest here at Glastonbury but perhaps we can pry him for info later on when we meet him 55:10.157 --> 55:10.837 by her surname. 55:10.857 --> 55:11.878 Very matey wasn't it? 55:11.898 --> 55:12.558 Very matey. 55:12.998 --> 55:17.760 And of course Kerrison Sean Keaveney will be up later with live music from the Crystal Castles. 55:17.800 --> 55:20.001 And then Le Mac will be back at them going. 55:20.201 --> 55:23.002 Actually Steve might be in the shack over there. 55:23.082 --> 55:24.242 It's too late for that mate. 55:24.422 --> 55:25.843 I've been doing it for three years now. 55:26.263 --> 55:27.344 He's a robust individual. 55:29.345 --> 55:31.668 So yes, stay tuned for all that. 55:31.809 --> 55:43.946 We're going to play some Cee Lo Green in a second and after that you will hear what happened when we met lead singer of the Fleet Foxes, Robin Pecknold, asked him about the Stevenage phenomenon and quizzed him on his Mountain Man credentials. 55:43.986 --> 55:45.528 That's coming up after Cee Lo. 55:46.266 --> 55:46.766 Hello, listeners. 55:46.847 --> 55:55.213 We are here backstage at the other stage, and we are very excited to be joined by Mr. Robin Pecknold, the lead singer of the Fleet Foxes. 55:55.233 --> 55:55.673 Hello, Robin. 55:55.833 --> 55:56.374 How's it going, man? 55:56.794 --> 55:57.475 It's going well. 55:58.035 --> 55:59.296 We're very excited to meet you. 55:59.376 --> 56:01.077 We play your music a lot on our show. 56:01.738 --> 56:02.679 We're huge fans. 56:03.419 --> 56:06.341 And we should start with a serious topic. 56:06.682 --> 56:06.922 OK. 56:07.042 --> 56:15.869 Because we feel responsible for a certain amount of verbal vandalism that has happened at your shows for the last 56:16.389 --> 56:17.050 three years? 56:18.310 --> 56:21.813 So, I mean, and I'm of course talking to you about the Steven phenomenon. 56:21.853 --> 56:22.914 Can I call it a phenomenon? 56:22.954 --> 56:23.994 Is that self-aggrandizing? 56:24.195 --> 56:28.157 It's an absolutely massive phenomenon that swept the world three years ago. 56:28.798 --> 56:32.120 It started as a kind of call and response on our program. 56:32.420 --> 56:35.563 You could shout Steven to anyone in the street and if they said, just coming, 56:36.283 --> 56:41.289 then you would know that they were fans of this program, the Adam and Joe program on 6music. 56:41.909 --> 56:54.023 But then it started getting shouted out at gigs and I think the first time I was aware of that happening was Fleet Fox's fans texting us and saying, hey there was a bit of Stevenage at the gig the other day, maybe at the Roundhouse three years ago? 56:54.864 --> 56:55.704 I'm sure, yeah. 56:56.125 --> 56:57.465 Were you aware of that happening? 56:58.185 --> 57:03.307 Is that a little confusing, first of all, when people start shouting things that you don't quite understand in the audience? 57:03.988 --> 57:06.509 Maybe you think that they're heckling you in some way. 57:06.949 --> 57:12.631 Well, the first time it happened, it just sounded like somebody was looking for Steven. 57:13.271 --> 57:16.333 And then, subsequently, 57:17.333 --> 57:22.879 Yeah, it was obviously some form of meme that we weren't totally aware of. 57:22.999 --> 57:23.859 You weren't privy to. 57:24.100 --> 57:25.561 Yeah. 57:26.182 --> 57:29.025 But it also sounds a little bit like Freebird. 57:29.725 --> 57:30.186 Freebird! 57:30.406 --> 57:32.007 Yeah. 57:32.047 --> 57:32.808 Do you ever play that? 57:33.149 --> 57:34.049 No. 57:35.371 --> 57:36.472 We should apologize though, Robin. 57:37.898 --> 57:38.358 We're sorry. 57:38.398 --> 57:38.759 We're sorry. 57:38.779 --> 57:40.680 On behalf of our listeners, we're sorry. 57:40.700 --> 57:42.041 I mean, we're 50% sorry. 57:43.122 --> 57:50.647 Well, let's say 51% or 2% sorry and 48% or 9% excited that we've somehow... We're like sort of... Infiltrated. 57:51.164 --> 57:55.386 Yeah, petulant children throwing rocks at an adult, you know? 57:55.446 --> 57:57.827 We just wanted to have some effect. 57:58.127 --> 58:00.948 We're excited that we've had some sort of impact on a band we love. 58:01.849 --> 58:07.851 It's better than indiscriminate shouting, you know, of any variety. 58:08.271 --> 58:11.333 And it happens to me on the street now, too, just like, Stephen! 58:11.733 --> 58:12.173 No. 58:12.293 --> 58:12.453 No. 58:12.953 --> 58:13.654 Thank God for that. 58:14.394 --> 58:18.196 No, but I do feel a sense of responsibility, and part of me feels ashamed. 58:18.976 --> 58:20.337 for the behavior of our listeners. 58:20.877 --> 58:23.458 Some of me feels ashamed for our show in general. 58:23.979 --> 58:33.784 It's good because we'll tune a little bit between songs sometimes, so the wheels aren't totally greased at our shows all the time. 58:35.064 --> 58:39.286 So I think that state of silence makes people nervous, and then they want to say something. 58:39.767 --> 58:46.270 So it's better to have it fall back on the Steven thing than have it be like, you guys suck, or like, you know. 58:46.690 --> 58:50.653 We're launching the You Guys Suck meme next year, so you can look forward to that. 58:51.954 --> 58:56.137 I am absolutely unequivocally delighted that we've invaded your mind space. 58:57.217 --> 58:59.819 I do think though that Stevenage is probably quite respectful. 58:59.879 --> 59:03.382 I bet they don't ruin the quiet parts of your songs with it though, do they? 59:03.562 --> 59:03.762 No. 59:04.142 --> 59:05.663 No, that would be insane. 59:05.703 --> 59:06.163 Yeah, good. 59:07.024 --> 59:11.027 Well, I'm absolutely happy about it and thanks for being so nice about it. 59:11.767 --> 59:14.029 Would you like, Robin, would you like it to stop? 59:14.855 --> 59:15.035 No. 59:15.616 --> 59:16.917 Really, because we can stop it. 59:17.097 --> 59:17.558 Oh, you can? 59:17.598 --> 59:18.478 You have control? 59:18.538 --> 59:19.299 We think we can. 59:19.319 --> 59:21.721 Our listeners are very good people. 59:21.741 --> 59:31.250 Do you think it's universally your listeners, or has it passed into a... No, I think it's universally our listeners. 59:31.390 --> 59:32.191 It's localized. 59:32.211 --> 59:34.153 Well, that's good to know, because then it's like... 59:34.773 --> 59:36.054 It's not going to get out of hand. 59:36.535 --> 59:36.815 Yeah. 59:37.395 --> 59:37.535 Yeah. 59:37.575 --> 59:40.618 Well, if it gets out of hand, just let us know and we'll stop it. 59:40.898 --> 59:43.060 We can have listeners punished. 59:43.140 --> 59:45.142 You know, the BBC is a national organization. 59:45.182 --> 59:46.383 We can have listeners imprisoned. 59:46.883 --> 59:47.103 Yeah. 59:47.343 --> 59:49.145 Or so just let us know if that would help. 59:49.765 --> 59:49.986 Yeah. 59:50.246 --> 59:56.031 Also, we can send out a very high frequency on the radio show, which shuts that part of their brain down completely. 59:56.071 --> 59:58.453 They don't realize that yet, but we have that power. 59:58.533 --> 59:59.494 So it's all doable. 01:00:00.839 --> 01:00:04.720 So, Robin, let's talk a little bit about where we are right now. 01:00:04.900 --> 01:00:12.461 We're in what appears to be a kind of exhibition conference center that they've erected behind the other stage here at Glastonbury. 01:00:12.861 --> 01:00:15.882 Is this typical of the kind of backstage area that you find at festivals? 01:00:15.982 --> 01:00:23.063 Yes, it's very just sort of a something that's been constructed in the last 48 hours. 01:00:23.563 --> 01:00:26.604 It's very much like one of the offices from the film Brazil. 01:00:27.384 --> 01:00:27.664 Yeah. 01:00:27.684 --> 01:00:28.385 You know what I mean? 01:00:28.885 --> 01:00:30.806 Is that what the rock world is like now, do you think? 01:00:30.866 --> 01:00:43.975 Or do you ever find yourself backstage in places that are bedecked with Indian, you know, wall hangings and... Well, at Primavera Festival it was the same kind of thing, but it was like these beautiful Spanish hardwood floors. 01:00:44.556 --> 01:00:46.537 You know, like reclaimed wood or something. 01:00:47.158 --> 01:00:48.739 So that was different. 01:00:49.099 --> 01:00:50.000 But it's never like a... 01:00:51.192 --> 01:01:15.399 pleasure down and also you know it seems particularly incongruous for you a member of the fleet foxes who for many people live in their imagination as sort of mountain men snowed in 365 days of the year their beards intertwined as they harmonize with each other around the log fire cooking up you know catfish on a skillet. 01:01:15.419 --> 01:01:16.480 Now you're just reading from our bio. 01:01:18.580 --> 01:01:28.249 And is that a world that is in any way reflective of how you grew up at all, or is it a complete world of mythology that you spun? 01:01:28.270 --> 01:01:33.695 I feel like there's an element of our appearance implies something. 01:01:34.295 --> 01:01:34.575 you know. 01:01:35.476 --> 01:01:48.724 And aside from like some lyrical content obviously that's like you know naturalistic, a lot of it to me is just like personal stories. 01:01:49.184 --> 01:01:59.550 I mean obviously we didn't grow up together and I mean Sky and I grew up together but you know we weren't like raised by wolves or anything but I don't necessarily think the music is, I think there's like enough other 01:02:01.894 --> 01:02:20.422 content like personal content there that especially on this one like I feel like all of it is just like my own thoughts on stuff and it's not like you know necessarily trying to present something you know other than that very little of it deals with actually catching beavers and muskrats yeah only 25% yeah 01:02:24.844 --> 01:02:31.089 And do you think there will ever come a time where you experiment with a radically different lyrical palette? 01:02:31.510 --> 01:02:38.796 I've got some very exciting ideas for how you could reach a whole new audience with the same kind of lovely tunes and your beautiful harmonizing. 01:02:39.056 --> 01:02:39.677 Yeah, Steven. 01:02:39.697 --> 01:02:42.559 You can have some Stevenage in there. 01:02:43.760 --> 01:02:45.822 But I've got some great ideas. 01:02:45.882 --> 01:02:52.008 Adam's just unfolding his piece of paper, and Robin, I should preface this by saying Adam's a sensitive man. 01:02:52.028 --> 01:02:54.570 So I need to be receptive. 01:02:54.610 --> 01:02:59.415 Well, he's been working on this for a while, so please treat him gently. 01:02:59.495 --> 01:03:05.561 Any flippancy is not, you know, it's very gentle, he's very gentle. 01:03:05.701 --> 01:03:06.922 I don't know what I'm saying, I'm just filling. 01:03:07.542 --> 01:03:08.003 Here we go. 01:03:08.483 --> 01:03:09.064 Good feeling, Phil. 01:03:09.985 --> 01:03:16.791 We wondered what would happen if you put lots of modern references into the Fleet Foxes material, you know? 01:03:16.851 --> 01:03:20.275 So the Under-Fifteens connected, you know what I mean? 01:03:20.295 --> 01:03:21.436 Because this is what it's all about now. 01:03:21.496 --> 01:03:24.559 Chris Brown, Lady Gaga, yes. 01:03:24.979 --> 01:03:27.662 Lyrics that can be exactly put in texts. 01:03:28.623 --> 01:03:29.744 Maybe more acronyms. 01:03:30.204 --> 01:03:30.645 Okay. 01:03:31.926 --> 01:03:32.567 Okay, here we go. 01:03:32.587 --> 01:03:34.868 I've got an amazing singing voice, by the way. 01:03:35.008 --> 01:03:40.912 What might happen is you might hear me singing this and get quite intimidated and your confidence will be shaken a little bit. 01:03:40.932 --> 01:03:49.298 Because you'll realize there's someone out there who can do this a little bit better than I can and he's also got a beard and maybe I'm a bit of a fraud. 01:03:49.618 --> 01:03:51.159 So don't worry if you feel that. 01:03:51.699 --> 01:03:54.641 So this is a slightly more modern version of He Doesn't Know Why. 01:03:54.681 --> 01:03:56.943 Will you be playing that song tonight? 01:03:57.423 --> 01:03:58.724 No, maybe. 01:03:58.744 --> 01:04:00.965 You may want to after you hear this. 01:04:02.506 --> 01:04:13.893 I was writing tweets on my iPad too When I saw I got a new text message from you Have you heard the new Lady Gaga tune? 01:04:14.153 --> 01:04:17.335 Gonna Spotify it later 01:04:18.515 --> 01:04:38.562 OMG I can't believe this amazing app It takes everything you say and turns it into rap I really love my new DS but the 3D's crap I play it on my skateboard And then you do the beautiful modern harmonic wobbling after that 01:04:40.072 --> 01:04:40.312 Yeah? 01:04:40.432 --> 01:04:41.072 Is that working? 01:04:41.853 --> 01:04:43.293 Does anyone write songs like that? 01:04:43.633 --> 01:04:45.333 Have you ever heard a song like that? 01:04:45.454 --> 01:04:48.194 Of all the rapping young rappers do. 01:04:48.714 --> 01:04:49.815 All the young rappers do? 01:04:49.835 --> 01:04:51.235 The young rapping rappers do. 01:04:51.255 --> 01:04:52.795 I don't think I've ever heard a song. 01:04:52.895 --> 01:04:56.736 Even the newest Lady Gaga song. 01:04:57.356 --> 01:04:59.577 Or the newest Justin Bieber, I don't think. 01:05:00.237 --> 01:05:04.441 Justin Bieber, maybe not, but he's disconnected from the real world. 01:05:04.782 --> 01:05:06.403 But it's a gap in the market. 01:05:07.104 --> 01:05:07.564 We should listen. 01:05:07.584 --> 01:05:10.907 If you do decide to do that song, Robin, we'd like to give you these lyrics. 01:05:12.389 --> 01:05:16.473 And, you know, in no way are we expecting you to actually sing them. 01:05:19.295 --> 01:05:30.263 No, because he's intimidated you see as I sang it too well Well, I think we're gonna let you go now, okay now that we've tortured you enough Do we have anything else we need to ask? 01:05:31.544 --> 01:05:39.389 No, nothing else to say just that we love you and your music and thank you for talking to us Yeah, and you know on behalf of everyone who listens to our show. 01:05:39.449 --> 01:05:42.211 Thanks for being so lovely about the Stevenage. 01:05:42.891 --> 01:05:48.455 Oh, it's just part of It's part of the fabric of our lives 01:05:49.715 --> 01:05:52.016 Well, we apologize for that stinky bit of fabric. 01:05:53.277 --> 01:05:54.217 But thanks for talking to us. 01:05:55.058 --> 01:05:56.038 Have a good show tonight, man. 01:05:56.058 --> 01:05:56.918 Thank you. 01:05:56.938 --> 01:05:57.198 Yeah. 01:05:57.258 --> 01:05:57.619 Take care. 01:06:00.020 --> 01:06:04.781 Blue foxes playing live yesterday at Glastonbury 2011. 01:06:05.102 --> 01:06:06.002 They were on the other stage. 01:06:06.042 --> 01:06:07.643 That was called Blue Ridge Mountains. 01:06:07.903 --> 01:06:09.383 What a lovely chap he was. 01:06:09.423 --> 01:06:09.844 Very nice. 01:06:10.404 --> 01:06:14.085 Much younger than you would expect because they do sound like ancient mountain men. 01:06:14.105 --> 01:06:17.947 You expect them to, and also they sound wise, you know, there's wisdom in those voices. 01:06:17.967 --> 01:06:18.087 Yeah. 01:06:18.747 --> 01:06:32.307 and he's very young and it made me feel like even more of a berk singing that song to him you did very well i liked it when we asked him whether he was gonna sing those lyrics and there was a long pause it wasn't that long no no no 01:06:34.417 --> 01:06:39.579 I had this fantasy that he might have a guitar in his dressing room and he would play the song and then just sing the lyrics that I'd written. 01:06:40.059 --> 01:06:43.020 I don't know what I was thinking, but it didn't happen. 01:06:43.060 --> 01:06:44.081 But we can still dream. 01:06:44.341 --> 01:06:45.021 Yeah, of course. 01:06:45.521 --> 01:06:47.002 Hey, how you doing, listeners? 01:06:47.042 --> 01:06:48.522 Very nice to be here with you. 01:06:49.003 --> 01:06:52.744 We're almost at the end of our show, but we still got half an hour of fun coming your way. 01:06:52.784 --> 01:06:56.826 Don't forget, if you do want to email or actually text would be the thing, wouldn't it? 01:06:57.506 --> 01:06:57.966 The number is 64046. 01:07:00.567 --> 01:07:11.194 and you can always email if you want to adamandjoe.sixmusicatbbc.co.uk or maybe send messages to each other on Twitter at BBC Adam and Joe. 01:07:11.494 --> 01:07:28.566 You know what we'd love if you were there at the beginning of the show and part of Black Squadron and took a photo of the event we'd love you to email that adamandjoe.sixmusicatbbc.co.uk and maybe in place of the Black Squadron command blog this week we will have your photos from the live Black Squadron event happening are happening. 01:07:28.846 --> 01:07:34.172 Yeah, I mean, if you're gonna listen to the show tomorrow, we'll figure out some kind of command for the squadrons at home as well. 01:07:34.192 --> 01:07:35.073 A Sunday morning command? 01:07:35.093 --> 01:07:36.234 I think we should, yeah. 01:07:36.435 --> 01:07:39.038 Because it's gonna be our last squadron command for quite some time. 01:07:39.058 --> 01:07:39.758 Okay. 01:07:39.859 --> 01:07:42.702 Anyway, it's gone 12.30 now and time for the news. 01:07:43.142 --> 01:07:43.603 You too! 01:07:44.923 --> 01:07:50.005 They were headlining the pyramid stage yesterday at Glastonbury and that was I Will Follow. 01:07:50.265 --> 01:08:04.689 The thing about the exhortations of Bonio and many other singers when they reach a certain age is that whereas once they sounded like cries of youth and excitement and energy, now it sounds like they're sort of running out of breath reaching for the coffee in the cupboard. 01:08:04.709 --> 01:08:05.850 He was doing a good job. 01:08:05.890 --> 01:08:06.950 They all look quite youthful. 01:08:07.190 --> 01:08:08.590 He was moving around the place. 01:08:08.671 --> 01:08:09.911 I didn't even see them. 01:08:10.251 --> 01:08:12.872 Was he wearing crazy glasses or anything? 01:08:12.952 --> 01:08:13.532 Was he wearing... 01:08:13.592 --> 01:08:14.232 I can't remember. 01:08:14.272 --> 01:08:18.074 He was wearing his little exciting leather motorbike man outfit. 01:08:19.155 --> 01:08:20.595 And he was bopping around. 01:08:20.695 --> 01:08:27.098 At one stage, he appeared to be making sort of lovemaking gestures towards the audience. 01:08:27.118 --> 01:08:27.619 Was he? 01:08:28.039 --> 01:08:31.540 At another stage, he fought Edge's guitar like he was a bull. 01:08:31.641 --> 01:08:35.823 He put his fingers up either side of his head and sort of charged the guitar. 01:08:36.143 --> 01:08:37.123 But he looked pretty nimble. 01:08:37.483 --> 01:08:42.466 The only one giveaway to the fact that he was getting old was someone had let the air out of his buttocks. 01:08:44.803 --> 01:08:50.665 They were a little bit sort of Michael... What's that Michael Douglas film where you get a shocking sort of shot of his bum? 01:08:51.225 --> 01:08:53.125 Oh, um... With a couple of hot water bottles? 01:08:53.225 --> 01:08:55.366 Yes, the Sharon Stone one. 01:08:55.486 --> 01:08:55.846 Yeah. 01:08:57.406 --> 01:08:58.727 Is that a basic instinct? 01:08:58.767 --> 01:08:59.587 Yeah, there you go. 01:08:59.707 --> 01:09:03.208 It was a tiny bit like that, but other than that, that was just because he was wearing very tight leather. 01:09:03.448 --> 01:09:03.588 Yeah. 01:09:04.068 --> 01:09:08.834 And there weren't many, you know... I think it'd be good if he had one of those little tiny mini motorcycles that... A mini moto? 01:09:09.015 --> 01:09:11.758 Yeah, and just rode around that with his... That would be good! 01:09:11.778 --> 01:09:13.580 ...with his leather chap sticking out the side there. 01:09:13.981 --> 01:09:14.942 Yeah, that would be good. 01:09:15.062 --> 01:09:17.005 It would be good, you're looking confused, but it would be good! 01:09:17.085 --> 01:09:18.407 No, his what sticking out the what? 01:09:18.507 --> 01:09:19.849 His leather chap sticking out the side. 01:09:19.929 --> 01:09:20.630 Right, yeah. 01:09:21.290 --> 01:09:22.131 He's chapped. 01:09:22.151 --> 01:09:22.611 He's chapped. 01:09:23.071 --> 01:09:26.092 And he would charge at the edge like that. 01:09:26.132 --> 01:09:32.195 I mean, it's not dignified behaviour, I was going to say, but then I thought, coming from us, that would be the pot calling the kettle back. 01:09:32.756 --> 01:09:35.237 And that takes us in to Eggcorns! 01:09:35.597 --> 01:09:41.159 Somebody's been ear-dropping on me, and now I'm suffering their strings and arrows, can't you see? 01:09:41.420 --> 01:09:48.383 I was standing on the curve like a jester of goodwill, but now I'm curled up in the feeble position still, cause of my Eggcorns. 01:09:49.364 --> 01:10:00.261 When it comes to Eggorn business I'm like Farmer Heck in Christmas The Pop will call the Kettle back Cause it's an Eggorn attack 01:10:01.058 --> 01:10:06.204 And now, here at the Adam and Jo Show and Six Music, we love language, we love words, don't we Adam? 01:10:06.664 --> 01:10:08.547 Yeah, mainly juveniles, musty words. 01:10:08.627 --> 01:10:13.192 Yeah, and also wrong ones, things that people get wrong. 01:10:13.712 --> 01:10:15.835 We like to call them eggcorns, and here are some eggcorns. 01:10:15.855 --> 01:10:17.156 I mean, we didn't christen them eggcorns. 01:10:17.196 --> 01:10:18.498 Yeah, but I'm making it sound like we did. 01:10:18.538 --> 01:10:19.018 Okay, good one. 01:10:19.679 --> 01:10:20.200 Have you got one? 01:10:20.620 --> 01:10:21.961 Yeah, here's one from Ian Roth. 01:10:22.001 --> 01:10:24.022 He's an Englishman living in Australia, mate. 01:10:24.223 --> 01:10:25.844 Mate, we got a lot of Aussie listeners. 01:10:25.924 --> 01:10:31.848 I tell you, we should go... If someone is listening out there in Oz and you're a rich person, fly us out, bruv. 01:10:32.108 --> 01:10:34.190 We'll go out there and do a show for you, no problem. 01:10:34.250 --> 01:10:35.451 We would blend in perfectly. 01:10:35.471 --> 01:10:36.872 We would totally blend in, mate. 01:10:37.032 --> 01:10:37.232 Mate... 01:10:37.512 --> 01:10:41.774 It's almost as if we pick the Australian ones just to give an excuse to do the amazing accents. 01:10:41.794 --> 01:10:42.314 I know I do. 01:10:43.155 --> 01:10:47.036 So Ian Roth, he's an Englishman though living in Australia, he says, hi Ads and J-Pod. 01:10:47.377 --> 01:10:55.220 Great egg corn from my female colleague at work today during a rant about one of her Facebook friends who has slightly non-PC views of the world. 01:10:55.280 --> 01:11:01.083 She said in a rather exasperated manner, God, her stupid status updates really ruffle my goat. 01:11:03.724 --> 01:11:04.464 Love you, bye! 01:11:04.524 --> 01:11:05.905 Get my goat, ruffle my feathers. 01:11:06.405 --> 01:11:06.825 Right, exactly. 01:11:06.845 --> 01:11:07.706 Ruffle my goat. 01:11:07.786 --> 01:11:12.248 Maybe he has a little goat on a string who is very sensitive to linguistic errors. 01:11:12.368 --> 01:11:14.008 And a goat would hate to be ruffled, I think. 01:11:14.289 --> 01:11:14.809 Goats hate it. 01:11:14.829 --> 01:11:17.670 They hate, like, cats who hate being stroked in the wrong direction. 01:11:17.810 --> 01:11:18.410 Ooh, yeah. 01:11:18.550 --> 01:11:18.970 Imagine. 01:11:19.151 --> 01:11:26.914 And their goat would be twice as bad, because even though a good thing to do with a cat is stroke it in the wrong direction quite a lot, get it quite angry, and then do one big one the right way. 01:11:26.934 --> 01:11:28.154 And they'd go, ugh. 01:11:28.294 --> 01:11:30.455 And calm it right down. 01:11:30.475 --> 01:11:30.715 Ooh. 01:11:30.735 --> 01:11:30.775 Ow. 01:11:31.336 --> 01:11:31.696 Thanks. 01:11:32.904 --> 01:11:33.405 They love it. 01:11:33.425 --> 01:11:38.370 Here's one from Gregory, which is spelt G-R-E-G-G-R-Y. 01:11:38.510 --> 01:11:39.031 Gregory. 01:11:39.291 --> 01:11:39.772 Gregory. 01:11:39.832 --> 01:11:41.073 Gregory P. Savage. 01:11:41.854 --> 01:11:46.980 He says, dearest Signorina Buxton and Mademoiselle Jojo. 01:11:48.121 --> 01:12:01.412 I used to work for a local authorities debt recovery department and one of my colleagues, an elder lady who had the look of a miniature Patricia Rutledge and the voice of the Queen, not yours, Adam, not not yours, Adam, once came out with a cracking egg corn. 01:12:01.452 --> 01:12:05.376 She was on the phone talking to a debtor who'd been making sporadic payments towards his arrears. 01:12:05.956 --> 01:12:11.000 The problem is, Mr. Smith, she said in her cut glass, imperious voice, you've been big. 01:12:11.221 --> 01:12:11.741 Hello. 01:12:11.841 --> 01:12:12.322 I did one there. 01:12:12.762 --> 01:12:15.564 You've been making your payments very, very erotically. 01:12:16.665 --> 01:12:20.928 My colleagues and I promptly fell off our chairs and laughed solidly for 11 and a half minutes. 01:12:20.988 --> 01:12:21.709 Hope you use this. 01:12:21.769 --> 01:12:22.109 Love you. 01:12:22.149 --> 01:12:22.609 Bye. 01:12:22.709 --> 01:12:23.090 We did. 01:12:23.710 --> 01:12:24.831 How would you make an erotic payment? 01:12:25.011 --> 01:12:25.852 Don't answer that question. 01:12:25.892 --> 01:12:27.012 Move on to the next one. 01:12:28.553 --> 01:12:30.895 Oh, there's so much you could say about slots and cards and fun. 01:12:31.315 --> 01:12:31.776 Things like that. 01:12:32.116 --> 01:12:36.139 Asher, he's a mailman, 32, from London, says, hi, Adman and Josephus. 01:12:36.719 --> 01:12:43.944 Just got an email from a teacher who states that they're just, quote, creating a school blog where VoxPox can be added. 01:12:45.345 --> 01:12:49.248 Which puts me in mind of little pustules spouting opinions. 01:12:49.388 --> 01:12:52.030 So, on reflection, maybe that works as intended. 01:12:52.130 --> 01:12:53.051 Love you, bye, Asher! 01:12:53.131 --> 01:12:54.412 Like how to get ahead in advertising. 01:12:55.072 --> 01:12:57.774 He's got some pox that have voxes, doesn't he, in that film? 01:12:58.355 --> 01:13:01.317 Here's one from Peter Brooks in Tunbridge Wells. 01:13:01.397 --> 01:13:03.539 Dear Adam Buxton and Joe Cornish. 01:13:03.659 --> 01:13:05.400 Brackets, I'm traditional and I like it. 01:13:05.620 --> 01:13:06.020 I like it. 01:13:06.120 --> 01:13:13.923 On the subject of egg corns, a friend was describing his battle with a British-based telecoms company and their flimsy-flopsy service. 01:13:14.463 --> 01:13:20.785 When describing how they had legally broken their own terms and conditions, he remarked, they stabbed themselves in the back. 01:13:22.099 --> 01:13:24.580 cue much humour between ourselves before we corrected him. 01:13:25.140 --> 01:13:26.201 That's not too bad is it? 01:13:26.241 --> 01:13:29.682 Shoot yourself in the foot, stab someone else in the back. 01:13:29.802 --> 01:13:30.142 Yeah. 01:13:30.222 --> 01:13:31.703 Stabbing yourself in the back. 01:13:32.003 --> 01:13:34.524 That's quite a good concept to stab yourself in the back. 01:13:34.604 --> 01:13:35.004 Yeah. 01:13:35.684 --> 01:13:38.125 But that would imply that you were betraying yourself. 01:13:38.145 --> 01:13:38.486 Yeah. 01:13:39.246 --> 01:13:40.986 That's good, that's deep that one Peter. 01:13:41.027 --> 01:13:43.928 I mean it's not necessarily funny it's just a thinking point. 01:13:44.308 --> 01:13:46.569 Well that sums up this show in a... 01:13:47.650 --> 01:13:48.712 In a nutshell. 01:13:48.972 --> 01:13:49.874 Something to think about. 01:13:49.914 --> 01:13:51.978 Not necessarily funny. 01:13:51.998 --> 01:13:52.920 Something to think about. 01:13:55.109 --> 01:14:00.431 Here's one more from me, and this one is not even necessarily an eggcorn, but it made me chuckle. 01:14:00.531 --> 01:14:02.611 Hi, Adam S and Corn King. 01:14:03.872 --> 01:14:07.053 This is not a true eggcorn, just an odd thing my boss used to say. 01:14:07.333 --> 01:14:10.434 Says... Joe, a mailman. 01:14:11.234 --> 01:14:19.297 And Joe says, when working in a gift-type shop in Brighton, my boss would always use the word syndrome at the end of a sentence. 01:14:19.697 --> 01:14:24.038 For example, sorry I'm late, the washing machine broke and flooded the kitchen floor. 01:14:24.358 --> 01:14:25.058 Syndrome. 01:14:26.959 --> 01:14:29.240 I can't believe how rude that last customer was. 01:14:29.260 --> 01:14:30.241 Syndrome. 01:14:31.221 --> 01:14:34.343 I started counting how many times she would use the phrase in a day. 01:14:34.443 --> 01:14:36.364 I once counted 25 occurrences. 01:14:36.624 --> 01:14:38.405 It got annoying and I had to get a new job. 01:14:38.625 --> 01:14:42.367 To this day, I cannot work out why she said it and where she got it from. 01:14:42.587 --> 01:14:43.547 It makes no sense to me. 01:14:43.667 --> 01:14:44.648 Syndrome. 01:14:44.688 --> 01:14:46.769 So it's a she, but she talks like that. 01:14:46.889 --> 01:14:50.992 Yeah, I'm imagining, like, quite a big, chunky, fusty woman. 01:14:51.313 --> 01:14:54.655 She's going around just adding syndrome to the end of each sentence. 01:14:54.675 --> 01:14:55.536 That could catch on. 01:14:55.556 --> 01:14:56.256 Let's hope it doesn't. 01:14:56.337 --> 01:14:58.318 Come on, syndrome! 01:14:58.919 --> 01:15:00.260 That's it for me for eggcorns. 01:15:00.480 --> 01:15:02.581 That's it for me for eggcorns as well, I think. 01:15:02.602 --> 01:15:04.463 All right, eggcorns, let's play some music now. 01:15:04.523 --> 01:15:05.484 This is Little Dragon. 01:15:05.524 --> 01:15:07.846 They were playing the West Holtz stage yesterday. 01:15:07.866 --> 01:15:08.967 I like Little Dragon a lot. 01:15:08.987 --> 01:15:12.089 They were one of my picks for the festival this year. 01:15:12.109 --> 01:15:13.310 They've got unusual hair. 01:15:13.330 --> 01:15:14.531 I mean, look at their red dragon. 01:15:14.891 --> 01:15:23.259 They've got a great video for one of their singles where they wear little green lights on their heads and they're shot silhouetted and I watched it for reference for my film. 01:15:23.479 --> 01:15:26.282 That's a fun fact for film fans that. 01:15:29.164 --> 01:15:29.985 This is Little Dragon. 01:15:31.411 --> 01:16:00.963 jenny and johnny they were playing yesterday on the park stage jenny is of course jenny lewis of rilow kylie i want whenever anyone's called jenny i i love to say it with the ch jenny like a kind of a german jenny yes jenny that's nice uh rilow kylie are one of those bands that pop up a lot on bob dylan's theme time radio hour he's clearly in love with that um with jenny she's a nice bit of rock tortoise more so yes she's lovely crisp fresh 01:16:04.964 --> 01:16:12.746 Well, that's pretty much it for our show today from Glastonbury ladies and gentlemen, and it's been really fun We're gonna go back out there now and hook up with the squadrons. 01:16:12.786 --> 01:16:22.928 Yeah, if there might nobody know well There's actually a band playing now So the squadron might not be able to find us but they might we're gonna record our in-and-out links for the podcast out there amongst 01:16:23.508 --> 01:16:45.608 the uh squadron hopefully if anybody turns up but thank you so much for listening today listeners and and massive thank you to everybody in the squadron who was here at Glastonbury who turned up for our event at the beginning of the show yeah it's gonna be fun uh we uh what are we gonna do the rest of the afternoon we're gonna talk to Jarvis we're gonna hook up with the wild beasts we're gonna go for a wander we're gonna collect some mystery glass Glastonbury sounds 01:16:45.748 --> 01:16:47.409 I'm gonna, I'm on a sushi mission. 01:16:47.689 --> 01:16:49.129 I'm gonna try and locate some sushi. 01:16:49.429 --> 01:16:53.030 You might have to go further than you've ever gone before in rougher conditions than you've ever endured before. 01:16:53.050 --> 01:16:58.032 You know, it's not ideal sushi territory, but I'm convinced there's some sushi out there to be snaffled by buckles. 01:16:58.052 --> 01:16:58.772 I'm gonna try that. 01:16:59.133 --> 01:17:02.454 Little worried about the, the laves out there. 01:17:02.654 --> 01:17:05.695 I mean, you would think that the laves would be in a terrible state. 01:17:06.015 --> 01:17:15.078 Even the BBC lave has suffered some kind of flood and the blue loo water that they use, the special disinfectant water is- Blue loo water, that's a new shopping center they're building. 01:17:17.139 --> 01:17:24.523 It's now all over the the the porta cabin floor for the land of your lose I do love it's not too bad because it smells nice. 01:17:24.783 --> 01:17:32.727 It's a little bit as if there's been a fight between the Na'vi people are right on that are let blue blood they've bled all over the left and 01:17:33.328 --> 01:17:48.706 yes the navi and the larvae yes well that's what uh blue loo water the shopping center is for it's mainly for navi navi immigrants who've come to britain it's not good though to have a segregated shopping center like that just sells very specific stuff a lot of unobtainium uh yeah 01:17:52.237 --> 01:17:53.757 Spears and like, uh, Riz back. 01:17:53.877 --> 01:17:54.598 Talk more about it. 01:17:54.758 --> 01:17:55.738 I can't, I can't, I can't. 01:17:56.238 --> 01:17:58.238 Oh, what we got coming up on six music though? 01:17:58.398 --> 01:18:00.459 All sorts of exciting things coming up on six music. 01:18:00.479 --> 01:18:07.880 For instance, directly after us, you will have the pleasure of listening to Steve LaMack, who is here with Elbow and Badly Drawn Boy, Lauren Lavone coming up at two with Big Boy. 01:18:08.360 --> 01:18:13.742 Stuart McConie is here from five with live music from Big Audio Dynamite and Graham Cox and Keris Matthews and Sean Keveny, Keveny? 01:18:14.002 --> 01:18:16.242 Keveny here with live music from Crystal Castles. 01:18:16.262 --> 01:18:19.683 Hey, we bumped into, uh, Professor Brian Cox this morning. 01:18:19.703 --> 01:18:20.043 We did. 01:18:21.023 --> 01:18:36.663 and uh imagine if coxswain and cox got together and there would be a kind of amazing supernova of rock and science i met him at a party i told did i say that on air i met him at a party he was a little bit tooty a tiny bit drunk and then i said hello to him this morning hoping he would remember me i don't think he got nothing 01:18:37.003 --> 01:18:42.046 I got blanked because he was out of his... he was in the Booze universe. 01:18:42.086 --> 01:18:43.828 Yeah, he was out there floating around in space. 01:18:44.468 --> 01:18:46.429 If he had met me at that party, he would have remembered. 01:18:46.489 --> 01:18:47.290 Of course he would. 01:18:47.310 --> 01:18:48.551 Of course he would. 01:18:48.831 --> 01:18:49.751 Yeah, he absolutely loves me. 01:18:50.452 --> 01:18:51.192 Not so much you. 01:18:52.173 --> 01:18:59.238 Now we're going to play you out, folks, with one of the big acts from yesterday's Glastonbury lineup, and that's Morrissey, of course. 01:19:00.018 --> 01:19:03.961 And he is looking increasingly like someone's handsome father. 01:19:04.750 --> 01:19:31.050 yeah and i mean that in the nicest possible way uh he entertained the crowd with a number of smiths hits as well as his own uh big smashes and here is a big morrissey smash it's irish blood english heart live recorded yesterday live not live now from the pyramids stage oh man good time to end the show thanks for listening everybody we'll be back at the same time tomorrow broken 10 a.m live from glastonbury please tune in take care