WEBVTT 00:00.879 --> 00:03.264 Welcome to the big British castle. 00:03.424 --> 00:07.012 It's time for Adam and Joe to broadcast on the radio. 00:07.252 --> 00:09.477 There'll be some music and some random talking. 00:15.778 --> 00:18.160 Yes, that's the cure with Just Like Heaven. 00:18.440 --> 00:19.581 Hey, how you doing, listeners? 00:19.961 --> 00:20.962 Adam Buxton here. 00:21.402 --> 00:23.304 Hello, listeners, it's Joe Cornish here. 00:23.364 --> 00:24.104 Hello, how you doing? 00:24.124 --> 00:24.164 Hi! 00:24.204 --> 00:24.465 Hey! 00:24.485 --> 00:24.545 Hey! 00:24.565 --> 00:24.625 Hey! 00:24.685 --> 00:24.885 Hey! 00:24.905 --> 00:25.025 Hey! 00:25.045 --> 00:25.105 Hey! 00:25.265 --> 00:25.365 Hey! 00:25.405 --> 00:25.485 Hey! 00:25.505 --> 00:25.565 Hey! 00:25.585 --> 00:25.645 Hey! 00:25.766 --> 00:25.886 Hey! 00:25.966 --> 00:26.086 Hey! 00:26.126 --> 00:26.206 Hey! 00:26.246 --> 00:26.306 Hey! 00:26.326 --> 00:26.426 Hey! 00:26.446 --> 00:26.506 Hey! 00:26.526 --> 00:26.586 Hey! 00:26.606 --> 00:26.666 Hey! 00:26.706 --> 00:26.766 Hey! 00:26.786 --> 00:26.846 Hey! 00:26.866 --> 00:26.926 Hey! 00:26.946 --> 00:27.066 Hey! 00:27.086 --> 00:27.147 Hey! 00:27.167 --> 00:27.467 Hey! 00:27.527 --> 00:27.707 Hey! 00:27.727 --> 00:27.787 Hey! 00:27.807 --> 00:27.867 Hey! 00:27.887 --> 00:27.947 Hey! 00:28.007 --> 00:28.067 Hey! 00:28.087 --> 00:28.207 Hey! 00:28.227 --> 00:28.307 Hey! 00:28.327 --> 00:28.548 Hey! 00:28.568 --> 00:28.648 Hey! 00:28.668 --> 00:28.728 Hey! 00:28.888 --> 00:29.008 Hey! 00:29.028 --> 00:29.108 Hey! 00:29.128 --> 00:29.268 Hey! 00:29.368 --> 00:29.608 Hey! 00:29.648 --> 00:29.748 Hey! 00:29.768 --> 00:29.849 Hey! 00:29.869 --> 00:30.209 Hey! 00:30.229 --> 00:30.289 Hey! 00:30.309 --> 00:30.369 Hey! 00:30.389 --> 00:30.449 Hey! 00:30.489 --> 00:30.709 Hey! 00:30.769 --> 00:30.889 Hey! 00:30.909 --> 00:30.989 Hey! 00:31.009 --> 00:31.069 Hey! 00:31.089 --> 00:31.149 Hey! 00:31.170 --> 00:31.230 Hey! 00:31.270 --> 00:31.330 Hey! 00:31.350 --> 00:31.430 Hey! 00:31.450 --> 00:31.550 Hey! 00:31.570 --> 00:31.630 Hey! 00:31.650 --> 00:31.730 Hey! 00:31.750 --> 00:31.850 Hey! 00:31.890 --> 00:31.990 Hey! 00:32.010 --> 00:32.070 Hey! 00:32.090 --> 00:32.250 Hey! 00:32.510 --> 00:32.751 Hey! 00:32.871 --> 00:32.971 Hey! 00:32.991 --> 00:33.271 Hey! 00:33.291 --> 00:33.391 Hey! 00:33.411 --> 00:33.551 Hey! 00:33.671 --> 00:33.871 Hey! 00:33.892 --> 00:33.952 Hey! 00:34.012 --> 00:34.132 Hey! 00:34.152 --> 00:34.212 Hey! 00:34.392 --> 00:34.532 Hey! 00:34.572 --> 00:34.692 Hey! 00:34.712 --> 00:34.772 Hey! 00:34.792 --> 00:34.992 Hey! 00:35.012 --> 00:35.072 Hey! 00:35.313 --> 00:35.413 Hey! 00:35.433 --> 00:35.793 Hey! 00:35.813 --> 00:35.873 Hey! 00:35.933 --> 00:36.013 Hey! 00:36.033 --> 00:36.113 Hey! 00:36.133 --> 00:36.193 Hey! 00:36.213 --> 00:36.293 Hey! 00:36.353 --> 00:36.413 Hey! 00:36.433 --> 00:36.493 Hey! 00:36.553 --> 00:36.734 Hey! 00:36.774 --> 00:36.934 Hey! 00:36.954 --> 00:37.014 Hey! 00:37.454 --> 00:37.594 Hey! 00:37.614 --> 00:37.694 Hey! 00:37.734 --> 00:37.954 Hey! 00:37.995 --> 00:38.135 Hey! 00:38.155 --> 00:38.215 Hey! 00:38.275 --> 00:38.355 Hey 00:41.477 --> 00:41.757 Sorry. 00:41.777 --> 00:43.719 Alright, thanks very much. 00:44.199 --> 00:57.030 Yeah, morning listeners, welcome to the show where Adam and Joe will be here with you until 1pm and we've got an incredible, innovative, groundbreaking radio show lined up for you, haven't we? 00:57.290 --> 00:59.332 Yeah, I mean, how would you describe it? 00:59.372 --> 01:01.174 It's like a news and current affairs program. 01:01.194 --> 01:01.874 Here's how I'd describe it. 01:01.894 --> 01:02.795 How would you describe it? 01:03.255 --> 01:03.516 Rubbish. 01:04.196 --> 01:05.457 Why would you do that? 01:06.397 --> 01:07.678 That's only one element of it. 01:07.758 --> 01:07.998 Yeah. 01:08.118 --> 01:08.398 Though. 01:08.639 --> 01:10.239 But it's amazing rubbish though, isn't it? 01:10.560 --> 01:12.581 Rubbish surrounded, gold plated. 01:12.701 --> 01:13.921 Gold, solid gold. 01:13.941 --> 01:14.642 Gold plated rubbish. 01:14.842 --> 01:15.142 Rubbish. 01:15.202 --> 01:17.764 With lots of fibre and nutrition. 01:17.864 --> 01:18.104 Yeah. 01:18.624 --> 01:22.666 And lots of high quality gold dust. 01:23.067 --> 01:25.208 But we'll be dealing with a lot of important topics, right? 01:25.228 --> 01:25.568 We will. 01:25.768 --> 01:26.108 We will. 01:26.188 --> 01:31.191 We'll be dealing with the, what topics we'll be dealing with will we be dealing with? 01:31.656 --> 01:35.539 Well, there's like a delicious topic with hazelnut in every bite. 01:36.239 --> 01:36.839 We're dealing with those. 01:36.859 --> 01:37.980 Actually, you know, we haven't got any topics. 01:38.280 --> 01:44.024 We've got like a carrot cake thing that one of Namone's buddies made us. 01:44.324 --> 01:44.905 Thanks so much. 01:44.925 --> 01:46.706 We never say thank you to Namone, incidentally. 01:46.986 --> 01:47.446 Thank you, Namone. 01:47.466 --> 01:48.047 That's rude. 01:48.607 --> 01:49.588 Thank you so much, Namone. 01:49.628 --> 01:51.809 Are we allowed to say that Namone is heavily pregnant? 01:53.570 --> 01:54.230 I mean, I don't know if she knows. 01:54.250 --> 01:54.971 You thank her for that? 01:56.071 --> 01:57.531 Thank you for being heavily pregnant at the moment. 01:57.812 --> 02:07.895 No, I'm just saying that any minute now, she's going to, any minute, any minute now, she's going to be going in the hospital and a little baby Namaw's going to be born. 02:07.915 --> 02:11.277 Now listen, it's Black Squadron time here at the Adam and Jo radio show. 02:11.317 --> 02:15.278 Black Squadron, of course, the elite listening squad that listened to this program live. 02:15.798 --> 02:19.720 None of our conversation about Black Squadron is allowed to penetrate the podcast. 02:19.780 --> 02:20.360 Is that correct? 02:20.760 --> 02:45.436 yeah pretty much pretty much every now and then a little bit slip throat but usually that's the rule it's a live show only thing so this is very very very exclusive and every morning of course every saturday morning we give black squadron a command uh as a single word command and they have to interpret that command in any way they want to and send a photo of them doing that interpretation i say them but if you're listening now live i'm talking about you 02:46.516 --> 03:11.852 You take a photo of yourself doing the command and send it to us at 64046 or via email adamandjoejoejoejoejoejoejoejoejoejoejoejoejoejoejoejoejoejoejoejoejoejoejoejoejoejoejoejoejoejoejoejoejoejoejoejoejoejoejoejoejoejoejoejoejoejoejoejoejoejoejoejoejoejoejoejoejoejoejoejoejoejoejoejoejoejoejoejoejoejoejoejoejoejoejoejoejoejoejoejoejoejoejoejoejoejoejoejoejoejoejoejoejoejoejoejoejoejoejoejoejoe 03:15.211 --> 03:17.335 Went to bed at a reasonable hour. 03:17.656 --> 03:20.261 Gotta be sharp on Saturday morning. 03:20.602 --> 03:23.588 That's the secret of the squadron's power. 03:27.188 --> 03:28.329 Can't believe you said tippy toes. 03:28.909 --> 03:30.110 It's my favourite dancing dog. 03:30.531 --> 03:30.791 Is it? 03:30.811 --> 03:31.511 Who's tippy toes? 03:31.591 --> 03:32.572 How quickly you forget. 03:32.592 --> 03:33.373 Where's tippy toes from? 03:33.413 --> 03:36.115 How quickly the nation forgets from last year's Britain's Got Talent. 03:36.135 --> 03:36.935 Flipping heck. 03:36.955 --> 03:37.556 Tippy toes. 03:37.876 --> 03:39.077 How quickly people forget. 03:39.137 --> 03:40.178 What did tippy toes do? 03:40.478 --> 03:41.799 What did tippy toes do? 03:41.819 --> 03:42.500 Did he dance around? 03:42.820 --> 03:44.101 Sure he danced around. 03:44.141 --> 03:45.522 I can't quite remember what he did. 03:45.582 --> 03:47.904 Did he dance around on his own or was someone helping him? 03:47.984 --> 03:49.125 Was he dancing with a Hugh man? 03:49.305 --> 03:50.386 He was dancing with a Hugh woman. 03:50.806 --> 03:51.166 Was he? 03:51.306 --> 03:51.526 Yeah. 03:52.667 --> 03:57.711 As she danced around Tippy Toes, I believe, if I remember rightly, followed her on It's Tippy Toes. 03:57.991 --> 04:02.554 That is the best Tippy Toes dog dancing act I have ever seen. 04:02.574 --> 04:03.535 Well, of course. 04:03.555 --> 04:06.036 Tippy Toes was usurped by a singing dog this year. 04:06.216 --> 04:06.637 Was he? 04:06.677 --> 04:06.997 Yeah. 04:07.437 --> 04:08.558 Upping the dog stakes, was he? 04:08.898 --> 04:09.719 Anyway, enough of that. 04:09.759 --> 04:10.539 You can't just say that. 04:10.579 --> 04:12.020 You can't just drop that in, by the by. 04:12.040 --> 04:13.181 Well, you're the only person who's not aware of it. 04:13.201 --> 04:13.701 What is the dog saying? 04:13.741 --> 04:14.662 Dogs can't sing. 04:14.682 --> 04:15.442 What is the dog saying? 04:15.462 --> 04:16.903 Dogs just howls in a pained way. 04:16.963 --> 04:18.304 Yeah. 04:18.925 --> 04:19.665 No, that would be better. 04:19.685 --> 04:21.787 Well, it's like... That sort of thing. 04:23.747 --> 04:25.448 Well, you know, that's for next year, isn't it? 04:25.508 --> 04:28.749 I keep expecting boggins to turn up on Britain's Got Talent. 04:28.989 --> 04:31.750 You know, I'm taking boggins to Glasto on a string. 04:32.230 --> 04:32.530 Are you? 04:32.610 --> 04:33.570 Where have you found boggins? 04:33.590 --> 04:34.931 This is very sudden. 04:34.951 --> 04:38.692 I've located the little boy who we housed boggins with. 04:39.072 --> 04:40.933 Right, this is really coming out of the blue. 04:40.993 --> 04:42.713 This is very important stuff. 04:42.733 --> 04:45.254 You're just suddenly laying on the front of the show. 04:45.274 --> 04:47.075 Well, it's turning into a more involved link than we thought. 04:47.335 --> 04:50.656 This is supposed to be the Black Squadron link and suddenly you've announced these... 04:51.616 --> 04:51.997 things. 04:52.237 --> 04:54.820 That's saying the show's rubbish and now it's gotten important. 04:56.302 --> 04:57.444 Now it's suddenly gotten important. 04:57.504 --> 04:57.844 Carry on. 04:57.884 --> 04:59.466 So you found the little boy. 04:59.546 --> 04:59.767 Why? 04:59.807 --> 05:02.290 I mean why all of a sudden after so long? 05:02.350 --> 05:06.676 Well actually he tried to track us down because he's upset. 05:06.696 --> 05:07.897 Boggins has ruined their lives. 05:08.658 --> 05:26.436 basically right that the life of this family that we housed boggins with right because boggins was back here a few shows ago or we could i mean we didn't see him but we could smell him yeah yeah they were on a day trip to london but they want to get rid of him desperately that's it's ruining their entire lives right and tearing them apart as a family you're tearing me apart 05:27.237 --> 05:30.779 And so, I think we might have to look after him for a little while. 05:30.839 --> 05:32.800 What's Boggins doing to tear the family apart? 05:32.820 --> 05:33.820 What's he not doing? 05:33.840 --> 05:37.462 I mean, he might tear the furniture apart, but not the family. 05:37.722 --> 05:38.043 Sure. 05:38.383 --> 05:43.765 How do you think a family responds to having a little stinky person dragging its butox across the floor? 05:43.845 --> 05:46.687 So you're going to take Boggins back? 05:48.088 --> 05:49.048 For Glastonbury, yeah. 05:49.088 --> 05:49.788 For Glastonbury? 05:49.908 --> 05:50.329 Yeah, yeah. 05:50.349 --> 05:51.869 And Boggins is going to be there on a string. 05:52.069 --> 05:52.830 He's on a string, yeah. 05:52.850 --> 05:54.951 We'll tie him up outside the OB van. 05:55.491 --> 05:56.452 Oh, that's amazing. 05:56.913 --> 06:01.258 Anyway, listen, more of that later perhaps, but first let's get on with the Black Squadron command. 06:02.679 --> 06:06.243 We're going to have a piece of music for the Black Squadron to perform the command to? 06:06.463 --> 06:08.786 Well, we've got, we've got, um, Sleigh Bells. 06:09.547 --> 06:11.589 Is this, I never know, I should look at my sheet, shouldn't I? 06:11.849 --> 06:13.391 The band is called Rill Rill? 06:13.992 --> 06:14.172 No. 06:15.393 --> 06:18.135 Pandas called because you see sometimes it's an uppercase. 06:18.335 --> 06:19.016 It's not consistent. 06:19.076 --> 06:19.916 It's not consistent. 06:19.976 --> 06:33.326 It's not awful They're called sleigh bells and the track is called real real from the debut album treats We're gonna be firing it off after commander Cornish issues the command all right black squadron stand by your command this week is as follows cavemen 06:36.517 --> 06:41.040 What in the grey-green-greasy Limpopo River is going on there, eh? 06:41.361 --> 06:42.161 Just excitement. 06:42.401 --> 06:43.062 Sleigh bells. 06:43.322 --> 06:44.583 That's the sound of the future, isn't it? 06:44.683 --> 06:46.564 It's the sound of Christmas in the future. 06:47.124 --> 06:49.106 Congratulations to Sophie and David in Bristol. 06:49.126 --> 06:56.891 They appear to be the first people to have got a caveman photo through the Black Squadron Command this morning, his caveman, and there's a very good one there. 06:57.652 --> 06:58.953 I think that must be David. 06:59.973 --> 07:02.595 unless Sophie has quite severe facial hair problems. 07:02.975 --> 07:04.056 Is that a real picture? 07:04.096 --> 07:05.317 That's not a model, that guy. 07:05.677 --> 07:06.678 No, he's a... what, this guy? 07:06.698 --> 07:07.418 No, the other guy. 07:07.438 --> 07:08.779 That guy. 07:08.819 --> 07:10.680 That's a real guy, yeah, must be a real guy. 07:11.241 --> 07:12.141 He is a caveman. 07:12.181 --> 07:13.022 Don't move on to him. 07:13.182 --> 07:13.502 Hang on. 07:13.682 --> 07:15.624 We're focusing on Sophie and David. 07:16.124 --> 07:18.245 But he's done a very... he's obviously nude in bed. 07:18.566 --> 07:18.746 Yeah. 07:18.886 --> 07:20.087 Oh, hang on, it's all gone funny. 07:20.127 --> 07:20.467 Here we go. 07:20.867 --> 07:23.409 He's obviously nude in bed, as most sensible people are. 07:23.749 --> 07:28.272 But he's just wrapped his sheet or something around his nude body like a caveman. 07:29.053 --> 07:29.213 Right? 07:30.213 --> 07:31.755 Well, you have to imagine it's a huge leaf. 07:31.915 --> 07:34.517 Cavemen haven't got, they didn't have sheets, there's no bedding. 07:35.038 --> 07:36.739 Well, you just imagine it's a huge leaf. 07:36.919 --> 07:37.380 Huge leaf. 07:37.440 --> 07:40.062 Or the hide of a polar bear. 07:40.502 --> 07:43.405 It wasn't prehistoric time, no it wasn't. 07:43.425 --> 07:45.807 No, no, because the cavemen didn't cohabit with the dinosaurs, did they? 07:45.827 --> 07:48.949 Well, listen, you're making this very, you're really complicating things this morning. 07:48.969 --> 07:50.311 I want to know what the facts of the thing are! 07:50.331 --> 07:53.874 First of all, you unload all this bogging stuff on us, and now you're doing some sort of 07:54.554 --> 07:55.615 historical credulity test. 07:55.735 --> 07:57.576 I want it to be historically accurate. 07:57.596 --> 07:59.457 That guy's wandering around with a toga! 07:59.577 --> 08:00.657 It's not Roman, is it? 08:00.677 --> 08:03.699 Do you want him to say exactly which age he comes from? 08:03.819 --> 08:05.300 Paleolithic, Neolithic. 08:05.540 --> 08:06.640 Yeah, Jurassic. 08:07.461 --> 08:08.281 Terrific-alithic. 08:08.722 --> 08:09.282 I already know Jurassic. 08:09.302 --> 08:10.222 He's got a very... anyway. 08:10.502 --> 08:12.243 From the film. 08:13.064 --> 08:15.925 He comes from Jurassic Park, where all the cavemen lived. 08:15.965 --> 08:17.946 He didn't have no togas in Jurassic Park! 08:17.986 --> 08:18.827 He's rubbish, get it off! 08:19.507 --> 08:23.249 I think he's doing a very good job and he's brandishing a bottle of HP sauce. 08:23.329 --> 08:25.430 I want to know about that monkey man. 08:25.450 --> 08:26.531 The one above. 08:26.631 --> 08:27.492 The one above. 08:27.512 --> 08:28.112 He's a real monkey man. 08:28.132 --> 08:33.915 The second picture we appear to get in Black Squadron people is a monkey man. 08:33.975 --> 08:34.555 It's a man. 08:34.656 --> 08:35.896 His name is Simon in Bristol. 08:35.936 --> 08:36.396 Grrr. 08:36.757 --> 08:38.578 Grrr, Simon in Bristol, he writes. 08:39.018 --> 08:40.179 And it's just a picture of his face. 08:40.219 --> 08:44.961 He's got incredible facial hair that looks like a caveman from the time before razors. 08:44.981 --> 08:46.422 The rest of his face as well. 08:46.542 --> 08:51.523 Well he's got a, he's frowning so he's got a pronounced brow which makes him look a little neanderthal. 08:51.583 --> 08:55.964 He's like the missing link. 08:56.024 --> 08:57.765 I think, stupid screen it keeps going away. 08:57.785 --> 08:58.465 Stupid screen. 08:58.685 --> 09:01.146 Simon in Bristol, I think Adam's in love with you. 09:02.066 --> 09:04.746 As one hairy beardy man to another one. 09:04.766 --> 09:05.167 Imagine. 09:05.227 --> 09:08.907 I think he wants to rub, I think he wants to rub his beard against yours. 09:09.087 --> 09:11.188 Imagine the homunculus monkey children we would have. 09:13.163 --> 09:15.785 Your beards might get attached like velcro. 09:15.905 --> 09:17.306 That's not a nice thing to think about. 09:17.326 --> 09:17.967 Could you do that? 09:18.047 --> 09:23.531 If one person has a very sort of curly tight beard and the other has a stringy one, would it work like velcro? 09:23.891 --> 09:26.072 No, you'd have to have double double curly. 09:26.112 --> 09:26.393 Yes. 09:26.553 --> 09:27.033 Yes, it would. 09:27.053 --> 09:27.794 It would work fine. 09:28.494 --> 09:30.656 You'd be able to do acrobatic tricks and stuff. 09:31.176 --> 09:32.237 You could be in the circus. 09:33.519 --> 09:34.260 This is exciting. 09:34.320 --> 09:34.760 So much stuff. 09:34.780 --> 09:35.641 That's not the way it works. 09:35.681 --> 09:38.263 You can't get two guys with afros just to stick to each other. 09:39.865 --> 09:40.385 Have you ever tried? 09:41.426 --> 09:41.707 Yes. 09:41.967 --> 09:42.988 So well done, Black Squadron. 09:43.748 --> 09:45.150 Very good photos. 09:45.190 --> 09:47.812 We'll be talking you through some more of those a bit later. 09:47.832 --> 09:48.553 Alright now. 09:48.573 --> 09:50.495 You know, when I say a bit later, it's like in a few minutes. 09:52.196 --> 09:54.338 Well we might, yeah, we might talk about something else after this. 09:54.358 --> 09:54.718 No. 09:54.738 --> 09:55.159 Alright, sorry. 09:55.920 --> 09:57.361 Free play time right now, listeners. 09:57.461 --> 10:01.065 Joe and I get to pick out three tracks each per show. 10:01.145 --> 10:02.867 I've brought in a little bit of Spoon for you. 10:03.087 --> 10:04.689 I love Spoon, they're one of my favourite bands. 10:04.709 --> 10:11.136 I was a bit disappointed by their last album, Transference, but it was their most successful one to date. 10:11.176 --> 10:12.457 What are they going to think about that? 10:14.039 --> 10:14.659 I don't know. 10:14.679 --> 10:16.180 I mean that's an interesting quandary. 10:16.461 --> 10:16.701 Yeah. 10:16.961 --> 10:19.503 If it's hugely, if it's successful but you don't think it's so good. 10:19.943 --> 10:21.124 I didn't think it was their best one. 10:21.184 --> 10:22.425 Really, that's an interesting phenomenon. 10:22.465 --> 10:27.609 I mean I'm glad for them, you know, they did, they did, they're bigger, they're much bigger in the States than they are in the UK. 10:28.109 --> 10:31.732 But I, you know, I keep willing them to just get really massive in the UK. 10:32.072 --> 10:34.114 I didn't think the last album was the one that was going to do it. 10:34.514 --> 10:37.396 Anyway, that said, I really love this track on there. 10:37.416 --> 10:38.937 This is Out Go The Lights by Spook. 10:40.158 --> 10:40.438 Trust it. 10:41.999 --> 10:44.040 That's Jamie XX, far and near. 10:44.080 --> 10:45.160 We weren't laughing at the track. 10:45.901 --> 10:49.742 No, no, but I was concerned there that Jamie XX seems to have gone solo very, very quickly. 10:49.762 --> 10:55.305 I mean, the XX only just like blew up a year or so ago and already he's doing solo stuff. 10:55.325 --> 10:56.205 I don't think they've split up. 10:56.586 --> 10:58.586 I think he's just got so much good stuff to give. 10:58.606 --> 11:03.689 I was saying permanently, but you know that he's gone solo and we've discussed in the past that that must be unsettling for other members of the band. 11:04.649 --> 11:11.534 They like to see him stretch his legs and you know he comes in and says listen guys How does he talk Jamie xx? 11:12.956 --> 11:16.538 Listen guys, I really want to do a lot of steel drum stuff. 11:16.558 --> 11:18.240 Can we do that, please? 11:18.920 --> 11:21.002 No, and I'm being the girl. 11:21.062 --> 11:21.222 Yeah 11:21.602 --> 11:22.262 No. 11:23.943 --> 11:24.443 Please. 11:24.723 --> 11:26.663 I hate steel drums. 11:26.743 --> 11:30.664 I don't want to be involved in anything with steel drums. 11:30.684 --> 11:31.564 Oh come on. 11:31.724 --> 11:34.325 This is not based on what they really sound like, we're just making this up. 11:34.345 --> 11:34.945 It is, it is. 11:35.465 --> 11:36.045 Come on. 11:36.065 --> 11:37.705 No I hate steel drums. 11:37.725 --> 11:38.606 Well please. 11:38.686 --> 11:39.806 I hate steel drums. 11:39.826 --> 11:40.866 Well wobble boards then. 11:40.906 --> 11:41.606 I've had an instant. 11:41.626 --> 11:42.726 Wobble boards then. 11:43.007 --> 11:44.307 Please. 11:44.327 --> 11:45.047 Yes, wobble boards. 11:45.247 --> 11:47.750 Alright then, but I'll do the steel drum stuff on my own. 11:47.790 --> 11:52.515 No, don't even say it, I had an incident with one when I was small, don't even say it. 11:52.555 --> 11:55.919 What's your problem? 11:55.959 --> 12:00.785 I was at a street party and I got too near to the steel drums. 12:00.845 --> 12:01.586 What happened? 12:01.766 --> 12:04.910 I caught my head between the steel and the clonger. 12:05.430 --> 12:08.213 Oh no, dear, I didn't realise you'd been affected by clown ads. 12:08.293 --> 12:10.275 Yes, I didn't want anything to do with your still drama. 12:10.295 --> 12:11.356 Fair enough, I'll do it on my own. 12:11.617 --> 12:12.397 And that's how it happened. 12:12.417 --> 12:13.118 That's how it happened. 12:13.879 --> 12:18.464 The stories behind the music here are on the Adam and Jo show on BBC6 music. 12:18.504 --> 12:19.805 Come on Cornish, pull yourself together. 12:20.245 --> 12:21.547 Right, it's Black Squadron time. 12:21.567 --> 12:24.630 We've had photos in of people executing the Black Squadron command. 12:24.650 --> 12:25.591 It was caveman. 12:25.931 --> 12:28.093 And it's, I would personally, this is one of my favourites. 12:28.113 --> 12:28.713 It's a humdinger. 12:28.753 --> 12:30.694 We could do a whole coffee table book just out of this. 12:30.714 --> 12:31.975 This is very exciting. 12:33.036 --> 12:34.557 We didn't realise how good it would be. 12:34.877 --> 12:37.359 We have got a very Neanderthal listenership. 12:37.399 --> 12:37.879 Listenoid. 12:38.400 --> 12:39.220 Listenoid ship. 12:39.921 --> 12:45.525 Bob and Jenny and Carabell in London have presented what I hope is a picture of Bob 12:46.085 --> 12:48.507 I dearly hope it's not a picture of Jenny or Cara Bell. 12:48.988 --> 12:52.671 Bob is a large man who looks a bit like a BBC political correspondent. 12:52.771 --> 12:54.012 No, hang on, he's not a large man. 12:54.052 --> 12:56.415 He's just a fulsome man, a generous man. 12:56.435 --> 12:57.095 I don't know how large he is. 12:57.135 --> 12:58.897 What I'm saying is he's got a breast. 12:59.938 --> 13:03.881 Well, it's the way his tiger skin is draped. 13:03.921 --> 13:05.703 It looks as if he has a breast hanging out. 13:06.143 --> 13:09.446 But I don't think he is, but he's very, very, I mean, he is primitive. 13:11.877 --> 13:13.238 It's a very, very good photo. 13:13.258 --> 13:15.419 Congratulations, Bob Jenny. 13:15.439 --> 13:17.300 Carabell, we've got nothing but admiration. 13:17.380 --> 13:21.783 You know what I'm a tiny bit disappointed with is that no one has done any Nick Cave stuff. 13:22.603 --> 13:24.344 I was right hoping there might be some. 13:24.704 --> 13:32.849 Claire and Andrew McCluskey in Edinburgh, who may have featured before, but I believe that's Andrew there who's put one of his mum's fur coats on backwards. 13:33.309 --> 13:35.671 He's brandishing, I don't know, some kind of club. 13:36.691 --> 13:57.884 uh he has got naught but socks on his legs and he's looking very aggressive like he could defend a cave yes from some sort of mammoth attack he looks like a primitive jedi he does what's this guy holding this guy's just crawled out from under the furniture matthew barry has literally just crawled out like protoplasmic slime from under the furniture he's defending his cave as well 13:58.764 --> 14:00.525 He's got a very good war face on. 14:00.545 --> 14:03.386 He's got a big... It's like a chopper he's got in his hand there. 14:04.167 --> 14:04.827 Don't say chopper. 14:07.128 --> 14:09.830 Here is another one from... Oh, there's Django again. 14:09.930 --> 14:11.030 We've featured Django before. 14:11.050 --> 14:14.232 Django's been put in a box this week by his father Neil. 14:14.432 --> 14:14.732 Quite right. 14:14.892 --> 14:22.496 And his... Django looks a bit upset about being in the box, but luckily... Get back in your box, Django! 14:23.016 --> 14:24.637 Get back in your box! 14:25.057 --> 14:27.338 Luckily, his father is giving him the gift of rocks. 14:27.479 --> 14:27.719 Jungle. 14:27.899 --> 14:28.759 Oh, bucket box. 14:29.180 --> 14:30.420 A kid's rock for jungle. 14:30.601 --> 14:31.081 Jungle. 14:31.801 --> 14:32.061 Rock. 14:32.262 --> 14:32.922 What do you want? 14:32.962 --> 14:33.642 Can you rock? 14:33.883 --> 14:35.143 I'll give you rock for bubble. 14:35.163 --> 14:35.784 Wow, that's primitive. 14:35.804 --> 14:36.564 Now what do you want? 14:36.624 --> 14:37.865 That's the primitive queen. 14:37.905 --> 14:38.986 The primitive queen. 14:39.006 --> 14:41.027 Ladies and gentlemen, presenting the cave queen. 14:41.267 --> 14:43.829 Oh, Laura Biff, get back of your box. 14:44.449 --> 14:45.870 Hey, listen, it's 10.30, man. 14:46.050 --> 14:47.091 We could do a whole hour on this. 14:47.111 --> 14:49.452 We're going to have to stand the squadron down and get onto the news. 14:49.512 --> 14:50.153 Here's the jungle. 14:53.977 --> 15:01.630 Stand down, your work is done You've earned yourself a nice warm bath And maybe a nice little bargain 15:04.483 --> 15:05.723 Excellent job squadron. 15:05.743 --> 15:08.564 You may stand down have a have a nice little relaxing cocktail. 15:08.644 --> 15:26.788 It's time for the news The model buttons might respond to that ultrasonic noise mmm, you know somewhere I've got a recording of myself playing that song with Garth Jennings and on his stag weekend years ago this was before he got married and 15:27.388 --> 15:32.232 We went to a recording studio and hung out and ponced around and got a bit tutti. 15:32.412 --> 15:34.634 And Richard Russell was playing the drums from Excel. 15:35.534 --> 15:38.576 And Nigel Godrich was playing the guitar. 15:38.837 --> 15:41.459 He produced his radio head and a pair of the Wannadys. 15:42.079 --> 15:44.901 It's an all-star band and Dr. Buckles was singing on that track. 15:45.401 --> 15:45.702 Wow. 15:45.922 --> 15:46.762 It's awful. 15:48.324 --> 15:50.025 Alert the British Library. 15:50.045 --> 15:50.425 Yeah. 15:50.845 --> 15:51.626 So listen, man. 15:51.926 --> 15:53.267 It's the Queen's birthday today. 15:54.007 --> 15:55.268 Yes, it is, isn't it? 15:55.388 --> 15:57.730 It's her official birthday in the United Kingdom. 15:58.010 --> 16:04.594 The Queen's official birthday is now celebrated on the first, second or third Saturday in June, although it is rarely the third. 16:04.995 --> 16:07.576 I'm kind of all, to be perfectly honest, I'm all roiled out. 16:07.697 --> 16:07.937 What? 16:08.357 --> 16:10.578 Well, there was the big shinshang the other day. 16:10.598 --> 16:12.280 Yeah, the big shoe-lally. 16:12.400 --> 16:14.921 I mean, I don't mean to torpedo your link. 16:17.096 --> 16:19.857 But anyway, go on, see whether there's any royal enthusiasm left. 16:19.877 --> 16:20.378 The Queen's birthday? 16:20.398 --> 16:21.138 What about the Honours? 16:21.158 --> 16:22.359 You've got to be happy for Brucey. 16:23.299 --> 16:23.839 Sir Bruce! 16:24.560 --> 16:24.920 Come on! 16:24.940 --> 16:26.280 Well no, it's true, because I've been waiting. 16:26.320 --> 16:30.102 I mean, I've been so furious that he hasn't been given one of them. 16:30.502 --> 16:33.724 I mean, the public have been screaming for it. 16:34.164 --> 16:36.865 Showbiz has been, I mean, it's been a national disgrace. 16:36.965 --> 16:40.147 Jimmy Starbuck was very nice and magnanimous. 16:40.367 --> 16:42.728 Has Starbuck got his own honours? 16:44.009 --> 16:44.429 Sir Jimmy? 16:47.074 --> 16:49.776 Anyway, it's the Queen's birthday, yeah. 16:49.816 --> 16:51.418 Her real birthday is, do you know when it is? 16:52.098 --> 16:52.279 No. 16:52.499 --> 16:53.239 April 21st. 16:53.339 --> 16:55.081 Why do you know when the Queen's real birthday is? 16:55.101 --> 16:58.004 That's a good answer. 16:58.844 --> 17:00.646 We had a message though from Mark. 17:01.306 --> 17:04.289 He says, hi Dr. Buckles and pasty man. 17:05.070 --> 17:08.613 I think the Queen may have been moonlighting over on Radio One. 17:09.073 --> 17:14.398 Times must be hard as she's now earning money as a Brazilian drum and bass DJ called DJ Markie. 17:14.998 --> 17:17.580 check out Annie Mack's interview from Friday's show. 17:17.940 --> 17:18.701 Here's a little clip. 17:19.261 --> 17:24.765 So listen, tonight's special delivery is a tune from you and Spy called Yellow Shoes. 17:24.805 --> 17:26.126 Talk me through this tune, please. 17:26.446 --> 17:29.088 My girlfriend, she's from Australia and I miss her a lot. 17:29.469 --> 17:33.832 And I just, you know, I just decide to make a track for her. 17:34.732 --> 17:44.743 And I'm just rolling out the tune and I'm singing a tune and that's me singing and I remember I sent it to Spy and he's just like, oh my God, I love the tune. 17:45.664 --> 17:49.628 Let me finish, let me put a couple of other things here. 17:49.848 --> 17:50.909 And I said, okay, fine. 17:51.010 --> 17:53.953 And he's just like, oh, it's a cappella, it's fantastic. 17:54.253 --> 17:54.934 Where did you find it? 17:54.954 --> 17:56.836 Just like, uh, that's me singing. 17:57.336 --> 17:59.777 No way, so he's never heard you sing before. 17:59.857 --> 18:02.818 And he's just like, no, you're kidding. 18:02.878 --> 18:04.399 It's just like, no, it's me. 18:05.019 --> 18:09.981 There's a little bit of royal blood in there. 18:10.081 --> 18:11.321 A tiny bit of blue blood in there. 18:11.361 --> 18:12.502 I wouldn't say it's all the way. 18:12.862 --> 18:15.043 No, because she's disguising her voice. 18:15.383 --> 18:16.703 Oh, you're saying that's her? 18:16.743 --> 18:17.824 That's the actual queen, yeah. 18:18.244 --> 18:18.364 Oh. 18:18.624 --> 18:22.125 She's a lovely queen, and she's a lovely queen, normally a queen. 18:22.145 --> 18:27.487 I don't know, I just think like in the 40s and 50s, people used to aspire to speak what was called the queen's English. 18:27.507 --> 18:30.007 I think that's now just happening again. 18:32.008 --> 18:34.289 People are aspiring to speak the queen's English. 18:34.329 --> 18:37.230 They have such respect for her having heard her on this programme. 18:37.250 --> 18:39.430 So you think because DJ Mark, he was in town. 18:39.470 --> 18:41.631 I think more and more people out there are just trying to speak properly. 18:42.131 --> 18:42.912 a tune. 18:43.592 --> 18:45.634 Here's DJ Marky's actual tune. 18:46.274 --> 18:50.057 So this is DJ Marky singing for the first time and obviously producing a spy. 18:50.077 --> 18:51.097 The track is called yellow shoes. 18:51.157 --> 18:52.238 It is our special delivery. 18:52.338 --> 18:53.979 Here we go. 19:16.274 --> 19:17.062 Laura, Laura 19:20.691 --> 19:22.753 That's what they're going to be singing tonight in the palace. 19:22.793 --> 19:23.373 That's good. 19:23.493 --> 19:27.857 Cause it's a quiz. 19:28.077 --> 19:29.078 She loves drum and bass. 19:29.438 --> 19:30.238 She absolutely does. 19:31.219 --> 19:32.080 Um, okay. 19:32.120 --> 19:33.461 Listen, let's play some music right now. 19:33.481 --> 19:36.383 This is airship with kids. 19:37.084 --> 19:38.645 That's airship with kids. 19:38.685 --> 19:41.347 This is Adam and Joe here on BBC six music. 19:41.487 --> 19:46.111 I think it's time we wandered into the realm of retro text the nation. 19:47.075 --> 20:07.367 and we're going to be talking about apologies in a second but first here's a a new reworking of joe's classic retro text the nation jingle from doug aka andy fips he says dearest adam and joe i've recorded a nifty retro text the nation jingle for you in the style of everyone's favorite weirdos from boston the pixies 20:07.987 --> 20:15.273 Please allow the extremely poor Black Francis vocal impression to pass you by without too much scorn pouring. 20:15.593 --> 20:28.363 If it helps my case, I recorded the trash and bin screams approximately a million times whilst listening to the track on headphones, so I'm pretty sure my neighbours and local community now think I'm undergoing some kind of internal transatlantic struggle. 20:28.764 --> 20:30.725 Love and hugs from South East London. 20:31.045 --> 20:32.687 Here's what Doug came up with. 20:36.402 --> 20:59.152 But I listened to the podcast, not the live show I used to feel like you, frustration, cuz I could've joined in with textination Now my drums have disappeared, because we're drunk, it's an injection team Now my legs are like we ran out, stand cold in the trash and forgot to nobody 21:15.413 --> 21:16.714 Wowee! 21:16.975 --> 21:18.756 Has he done the music for that himself as well? 21:18.776 --> 21:19.357 Yeah, I think he has. 21:19.377 --> 21:20.738 Done the whole instrumentation and everything. 21:20.758 --> 21:21.619 That is amazing. 21:21.639 --> 21:23.240 That got better and better as it went through. 21:23.400 --> 21:26.763 And the actual bit where he's saying, throwing in the trash and forgotten. 21:26.824 --> 21:28.845 That impression was perfect, frankly. 21:28.865 --> 21:29.346 What's his name? 21:30.046 --> 21:30.947 That's Andy Phipps. 21:31.328 --> 21:31.888 Andy, that's brilliant. 21:31.908 --> 21:36.953 And then the stuff at the end with the Kim Deal backing vocals is fantastic. 21:36.973 --> 21:37.473 That's great. 21:37.513 --> 21:37.894 Thanks, man. 21:38.734 --> 21:39.735 So, retrotexanation. 21:39.775 --> 21:48.100 Last week we were talking, well the whole thing was inspired by this anecdote that I had about nearly killing a woman with a huge piece of MDF that blew over. 21:48.681 --> 21:55.866 And at the end of the conversation I joked that, you know, texanation was going to be about times when you've been hit by large pieces of MDF. 21:56.286 --> 22:00.849 So someone sent in a story about them being hit by a piece of wood. 22:02.170 --> 22:03.170 by just a board. 22:03.271 --> 22:05.772 But it was apparently not, you know, an ironical thing. 22:05.812 --> 22:09.435 I think Lucy Peaker just genuinely thought that Texanation was about time soon. 22:09.455 --> 22:10.496 You've been hit by boards. 22:11.016 --> 22:13.038 So thank you very much for your story, Lucy. 22:13.078 --> 22:13.878 Are we going to hear the story? 22:13.898 --> 22:14.479 It was very long. 22:14.759 --> 22:15.860 It's long and quite horrible. 22:16.440 --> 22:17.901 No, it was just very, very long. 22:18.401 --> 22:19.242 But it was a great story. 22:19.362 --> 22:19.722 Loved it. 22:20.042 --> 22:21.783 And I'm glad you're OK, Lucy. 22:21.803 --> 22:23.184 But we're going to talk about Apologies. 22:23.204 --> 22:26.466 It's quite a good idea to do a very, very specific Text-A-Nation, though. 22:26.486 --> 22:29.987 Because we'd probably, if you make it very, you'd probably only get three or four eligible answers. 22:30.007 --> 22:31.148 We'd cut down on reading, wouldn't we? 22:31.168 --> 22:32.909 We should try and think of something really precise. 22:32.929 --> 22:35.150 Well, let's do that, because we haven't got a Text-A-Nation subject for this, would we? 22:35.170 --> 22:36.611 We'll just have a little thinkle during the next record. 22:36.631 --> 22:37.351 A little thinkle thunkle. 22:38.172 --> 22:43.875 Here's one right now on topic, though, from a lovely lady named Claire. 22:44.175 --> 22:45.975 I don't know if she's lovely, I'm just assuming she is. 22:46.456 --> 22:51.577 Dear ANJ, I'm a primary school teacher who has made it my quest not to be a shouty teacher. 22:51.937 --> 22:59.058 I suffered from this breed of teacher as a child, and I'm sure this is why I was so nervous and shy, and I didn't even have a boyfriend until I was 18. 22:59.639 --> 23:03.940 When I do raise my voice to the little brigands, it's only for the most serious of crimes. 23:04.200 --> 23:09.261 For example, armpit farting, talking about sexing, and obnoxious farting when sat on the carpet. 23:09.881 --> 23:13.642 I always feel guilty after a shouting outbreak, or a shout break. 23:14.422 --> 23:19.287 But I don't want to show them weakness, so I apologize to them in the third person. 23:19.427 --> 23:20.688 For example, Ms. 23:20.728 --> 23:22.790 Degan is very sorry for raising her voice. 23:23.311 --> 23:23.471 Ms. 23:23.511 --> 23:24.672 Degan didn't mean to shout. 23:24.852 --> 23:26.694 She just doesn't like those farty noises. 23:27.314 --> 23:32.559 I find that everyone is a winner with this method of apologizing, and I'm trying to implement it with my boyfriend, Lászlóf Claire. 23:32.619 --> 23:34.762 Why the third person? 23:34.782 --> 23:37.104 Isn't that slightly demented? 23:37.205 --> 23:43.472 It's a little bit mentile, but she is saying it wasn't me that lost my temper and lost control. 23:43.713 --> 23:44.373 Yeah, but it was. 23:44.453 --> 23:45.375 It was Miss Deacon. 23:45.435 --> 23:46.316 No, it was Miss Deacon. 23:46.336 --> 23:48.859 Oh, as if the whole teacher thing is a role she's playing. 23:48.939 --> 23:49.680 Kind of, yeah. 23:49.880 --> 23:50.841 It's her alter ego. 23:51.602 --> 23:59.325 And so she, on behalf of Miss Deacon, would like to apologise for Miss Deacon's little outbreak, her shout break, because of the obnoxious farting. 23:59.345 --> 24:05.427 When she says obnoxious farting, does that mean, like, farts that are just so... I mean, that's like the... ...whiffy, they're beyond the pale, they need to be told off for. 24:05.447 --> 24:06.928 The primary school farts are particularly bad. 24:07.868 --> 24:09.288 Little kids. 24:09.589 --> 24:13.670 But that could be the basis of a disturbing direct-to-video thriller. 24:14.590 --> 24:15.530 If, what's her name? 24:15.810 --> 24:16.310 Miss Deegan. 24:16.470 --> 24:26.293 If Miss Deegan, in inverted commas, starts doing other things that Miss Deegan doesn't take responsibility for around the primary school. 24:27.033 --> 24:29.814 Miss Deegan has been very naughty and cut off someone's hand. 24:31.734 --> 24:33.735 Miss Deegan doesn't want to get the police involved. 24:36.675 --> 24:37.316 Exactly. 24:37.336 --> 24:39.997 This is only the beginning. 24:40.017 --> 24:41.937 Miss Degan has burnt another classroom. 24:42.438 --> 24:44.278 Now, Miss Degan's very sorry. 24:44.859 --> 24:51.121 I think we should alert the parents of the children in her class and get them all taken into care. 24:51.301 --> 24:52.341 It's kind of a good technique. 24:52.361 --> 24:53.162 I might try that around the house. 24:53.202 --> 24:53.662 It's a good technique. 24:54.042 --> 24:57.063 Here's one from Christian, a he-man. 24:57.323 --> 24:59.224 Wow, that's even better than a man, isn't it? 24:59.424 --> 25:00.104 Better than a male man. 25:00.124 --> 25:00.744 Very muscly. 25:00.824 --> 25:01.085 Yeah. 25:01.285 --> 25:03.165 Aged somewhere between 18 to 25 from Nottingham. 25:03.185 --> 25:04.766 That means he's a master of the universe. 25:05.326 --> 25:23.634 yes dear adroit and juggernaut nice nice i was 16 years old sitting on a bench beside a bin with my friend peter yeah it's a good saturday afternoon i was suffering hey should we go sit by the bin and it's like yeah see you there before 25:25.275 --> 25:26.576 I love that bin. 25:27.356 --> 25:31.919 I was suffering from hay fever and got a huge load of phlegmy nastiness in the back of my throat. 25:32.579 --> 25:37.642 Not wanting to look like a yob, I turned my head and spat into the bin. 25:38.202 --> 25:48.128 My phlegm was so strong and aerodynamic that it passed directly through the two side openings of the bin and onto the cheek of a tiny old woman sat on the bench on the other side. 25:48.948 --> 25:51.751 I leapt up and apologized immediately, absolutely mortified. 25:52.172 --> 25:56.777 It was stuck like some kind of hideous slimy sea creature on the side of her face. 25:57.437 --> 26:05.606 I had tissues in my pocket and collected the horrific specimen into them and deposited the whole thing promptly in the bin, still apologizing profusely. 26:06.307 --> 26:08.630 She was amiable about the whole thing and even called me dear. 26:10.351 --> 26:23.578 So you have, I've got this mental image now of a sweet little old lady with this huge green thing on her face and then Christian sort of leaning over with some tissues trying to, it's quite difficult to pick up a mucoid mess with a tissue. 26:23.918 --> 26:27.200 You have to lay the tissue on it and then sort of pinch it and lift it, don't you? 26:27.440 --> 26:27.660 Right. 26:27.680 --> 26:29.901 And to do that on a strange old lady's face. 26:29.921 --> 26:32.243 Can you just tilt your head, Lovey? 26:32.283 --> 26:32.743 That's great. 26:32.783 --> 26:35.824 I'm just going to... That's alright dear, don't worry about pinching. 26:36.545 --> 26:38.546 You know, you can leave the oyster there if you want to. 26:38.806 --> 26:42.007 And then he would have had to do a couple of swipes to clean up the meniscus. 26:42.707 --> 26:43.307 The meniscus. 26:43.667 --> 26:44.167 The trail. 26:44.548 --> 26:49.949 I don't know what the... You know, I'm confused by the plausibility of that, though. 26:51.089 --> 26:54.150 How is he going to... How tall is the bin? 26:54.790 --> 26:59.352 Is it like a high bin, so he's trying to gob over the bin and it sort of goes through the bars? 27:00.032 --> 27:01.572 I just think the thing is... I don't know. 27:01.672 --> 27:02.112 I don't know. 27:02.232 --> 27:04.193 But I would guess that phlegm is very unpredictable. 27:04.273 --> 27:04.533 Isn't it? 27:04.713 --> 27:04.993 Isn't it? 27:05.093 --> 27:06.373 It can go any which way. 27:06.534 --> 27:07.474 Every which way but loose. 27:07.574 --> 27:07.794 Sure. 27:08.703 --> 27:08.963 You know? 27:08.983 --> 27:10.405 That's a good point, man, thanks. 27:10.445 --> 27:10.685 Thanks. 27:10.965 --> 27:15.610 Uh, here's one from Richard Cosgrove, and it's a bit of a confessional one, this, from Dublin. 27:15.990 --> 27:19.713 Dear Adam and Joe, three years ago I was living with two of my best friends, Louis and Pip. 27:19.834 --> 27:21.555 I mean, I love- Lulu and Pipster. 27:21.655 --> 27:22.776 Louis and Pip, they're great. 27:23.117 --> 27:25.459 We were just out of college and permanently penning us. 27:25.859 --> 27:29.963 Our regular tipple was a fizzy wine-like substance called Charlemagne. 27:29.983 --> 27:31.545 I've never heard of Charlemagne. 27:32.525 --> 27:54.771 uh 1.5 liters of sparkling wee wee for 5.99 bargain anyway one night i was on my own imbibing this cheap muck and surfing the web on louie's laptop with one big just poured glass on the couch beside me and louie's computer on my knees i promptly fell asleep upon waking i was horrified to discover that the glass of charlemagne had spilled all over the laptop keyboard the keys were covered in this 27:55.291 --> 28:01.195 sickly, sweet, sticky, cheap booze so I wiped as much off as I could, plonked the screen down and went to bed. 28:01.395 --> 28:07.919 The next day, Lou couldn't figure out why the A key, the question mark key and the dash key and several others weren't working. 28:08.079 --> 28:10.081 Like the coward I am, I pleaded ignorance. 28:10.441 --> 28:15.744 To this day, Lou has, uh, he has to copy and paste the letter A when he's finished typing. 28:16.064 --> 28:21.347 And to make matters worse, he blames his girlfriend, Pitt, for the broken keys, claiming she must have spilled tea on it or something. 28:21.608 --> 28:23.989 I've always felt guilty, but I never owned up and apologize. 28:24.349 --> 28:34.835 If he's listening this morning, because he is an occasional Black Squadron member, Louie, I appob- I appobligize wholeheartedly for spilling plonk on your laptop and lying about it for the last three years. 28:34.915 --> 28:35.436 Sorry, man. 28:35.576 --> 28:37.277 But if he's not listening, then he'll never know! 28:37.517 --> 28:38.237 And I'll never tell him! 28:38.357 --> 28:39.058 Ha ha ha ha ha! 28:39.358 --> 28:39.858 I love you, bye. 28:40.098 --> 28:40.799 Richard Cosgrove. 28:41.239 --> 28:43.440 So that's a confession he's got it off his chest there. 28:43.460 --> 28:46.342 I mean, that's a shame, isn't it? 28:46.442 --> 28:49.063 When you ruin someone else's... That's a terrible lie. 28:49.223 --> 28:51.825 He's perpetrated and he's lived with that guilt for three years. 28:51.845 --> 28:52.145 Of course. 28:52.385 --> 28:53.246 That's his punishment. 28:53.266 --> 29:00.129 But that's the kind of thing as well that you would think there would be so many ways of just dealing with it, but if you get a GUI keyboard, 29:01.730 --> 29:10.196 It's, unless you just go out and buy a whole new laptop or take it in to be professionally cleaned, it's something that you just live with for years and years and years and you never get round to sorting it. 29:10.556 --> 29:15.019 And that key always sticks and it drives you mental and you can't do anything about it. 29:15.159 --> 29:18.461 Again, it's a good beginning for a bad director video thriller. 29:18.881 --> 29:22.984 What's the movie where they find the killer because one button on the typewriter types? 29:23.284 --> 29:23.645 What is it? 29:23.705 --> 29:26.306 It's a Jeff Bridges one with Glenn Close. 29:26.366 --> 29:27.027 What's it called? 29:27.747 --> 29:28.688 Oh, Jagged Edge. 29:28.808 --> 29:29.629 Yeah, Jagged Edge. 29:29.949 --> 29:30.409 Right. 29:30.529 --> 29:30.809 Yeah. 29:30.849 --> 29:31.710 I'd forgotten about that. 29:32.410 --> 29:33.171 Um, good stuff. 29:33.391 --> 29:33.851 Thank you very much. 29:33.871 --> 29:34.972 That's it, right, for Retro Textination? 29:34.992 --> 29:38.715 Yeah, we're gonna, we're gonna see if we can think of something incredibly specific for Textination. 29:38.735 --> 29:45.579 Yes, now it's time for a free play, uh, by me, and this is some, uh, innovative hip-hop. 29:45.679 --> 29:47.120 Do you like hip-hop at all, Adam? 29:47.660 --> 29:50.923 I am one of the best hip-hop artists in the world, so yes, I love it. 29:50.983 --> 29:54.105 Now this is brand new, it's very edgy, it's challenging, 29:54.865 --> 30:18.358 uh it's difficult hip-hop it's very political and um i've seen you know aggressive very aggressive very aggressive very angry it's very angry and aggressive you okay this with james no i haven't okayed with this with the brass but i'm just gonna fingers crossed i hope this will go across okay it's not really a political show um no i know so this is edgy all right so so stand by for a little bit of will smith with getting jiggy with it 30:18.598 --> 30:19.278 Good effort there. 30:19.318 --> 30:21.419 That's the Prodigy with Out of Space. 30:21.499 --> 30:23.340 Adam and Joe here on BBC6 Music. 30:23.880 --> 30:29.263 Tying up a couple of loose ends now from last week's programme. 30:29.683 --> 30:31.644 We were talking about Neds. 30:31.664 --> 30:32.384 Do you remember? 30:32.464 --> 30:38.327 Following on from a mention... Yeah, the Peter Mullen film and also a word commonly used to describe people. 30:38.732 --> 30:39.433 Yeah, yeah. 30:39.553 --> 30:48.445 We mentioned it, I think, because a Glaswegian, John T, had sent in an amazing Arab strap-style retro text-the-nation jingle. 30:48.985 --> 30:53.912 But, Joe, you said that Ned's actually stood for something. 30:54.733 --> 30:58.515 Yeah, I'd read that it stands for non-educated delinquents. 30:58.735 --> 31:03.098 Or it might be one of those acronyms that people apply retrospectively. 31:03.278 --> 31:03.618 Right. 31:03.819 --> 31:11.263 Well, here's Dougie, our friend Dougie, Paine, who lives in New York, and he was listening, and he's a Glaswegian man. 31:11.723 --> 31:15.706 He says, and I feel I should do the correct accent as well. 31:15.746 --> 31:16.786 You should do the correct accent. 31:16.806 --> 31:19.888 You can correct Joe on the etymology of the word. 31:19.928 --> 31:22.630 No, no, no, no, Adam, that's not the right accent at all. 31:22.750 --> 31:23.210 It's not. 31:23.390 --> 31:24.351 It's got to be higher. 31:24.731 --> 31:25.412 I'm sorry. 31:25.452 --> 31:26.192 Yes. 31:26.212 --> 31:26.492 Yes. 31:26.792 --> 31:28.313 Oh, my totties are on fire. 31:28.694 --> 31:29.014 Okay. 31:29.374 --> 31:34.317 By the way, you can correct Joe on the etymology of the word Ned if you want. 31:34.797 --> 31:38.620 It does not stand for non-educated delinquents. 31:39.120 --> 31:43.543 That's what is known rather unpleasantly as a bacronym, i.e. 31:43.643 --> 31:46.965 an acronym applied retrospectively to a preexisting word. 31:47.705 --> 31:50.826 The wered Ned... That's particularly good. 31:50.866 --> 31:51.666 That's good, isn't it? 31:51.686 --> 31:53.147 That's so uncanny, that bit. 31:53.327 --> 31:59.589 The wered Ned was first recorded in the mid-19th century in Glasgow, obviously. 31:59.889 --> 32:04.371 The true derivation is not clear, but it is thought to be a contraction. 32:04.451 --> 32:07.732 I'm telling you the origin of the wered Ned! 32:07.872 --> 32:08.852 LESSON! 32:10.533 --> 32:11.133 Nobody cares. 32:11.153 --> 32:11.714 YA POOF! 32:13.254 --> 32:13.454 What? 32:14.035 --> 32:15.136 That's not acceptable, is it? 32:15.537 --> 32:15.737 No. 32:15.917 --> 32:18.280 No, because not even Glaswegian people would say that. 32:18.841 --> 32:22.325 Sorry, I got too much in the character of, like, a horrible caricature. 32:22.345 --> 32:23.366 Keep talking, keep talking, keep talking. 32:24.247 --> 32:25.649 I apologise to everyone. 32:26.269 --> 32:28.672 I'm going to stop doing the accent now. 32:29.013 --> 32:29.393 No, I'm not. 32:29.573 --> 32:32.877 The true derivation is thought to be a contraction of ne'er do well. 32:34.238 --> 32:34.318 Ah. 32:34.478 --> 32:36.279 In your face corn plaster, says Doogie. 32:36.299 --> 32:37.400 That makes a lot of sense. 32:37.640 --> 32:37.880 Yeah. 32:38.521 --> 32:39.261 Ne'er do well. 32:39.441 --> 32:41.602 That's more romantic and old school. 32:41.822 --> 32:42.383 It is, isn't it? 32:42.503 --> 32:43.023 I like that. 32:43.343 --> 32:45.084 I'm going to have to take a bath now to calm down. 32:45.264 --> 32:46.025 Thank you, Dougie. 32:46.585 --> 32:49.186 Also, we were talking about pronunciation fun last week. 32:49.286 --> 32:49.747 Do you remember? 32:50.667 --> 32:59.656 And here's a message from Peter McMullen, and he says, Dear Buckles and Scornballs, I've got a travelling tale and a mispronunciation for you. 33:00.036 --> 33:06.642 My girlfriend was on a platform waiting for a train when she overheard a boy ask his dad, Where's that train going to, Dad? 33:07.023 --> 33:09.185 The reply came, Luger Baruga. 33:10.185 --> 33:11.646 The train was going to Loughborough. 33:13.067 --> 33:14.667 He wasn't joking, according to her. 33:15.048 --> 33:18.069 Loughborough, obviously, will always now be Lugaburuga to me. 33:18.569 --> 33:19.910 Ta-ta for now, Peter McMullen. 33:19.930 --> 33:21.431 That makes it sound much more exotic. 33:21.471 --> 33:22.572 That is a good place, isn't it? 33:22.672 --> 33:23.672 Yeah, Lugaburuga. 33:24.272 --> 33:27.894 Sounds like some place an extraordinary safari-hatted adventurer would go to. 33:28.054 --> 33:29.195 Or where Bob Hoskins would live. 33:29.695 --> 33:30.316 Oga-booga. 33:30.756 --> 33:32.076 Oga-logaburuga. 33:32.257 --> 33:32.797 Oga-booga. 33:32.957 --> 33:34.058 Logaburuga. 33:34.198 --> 33:35.078 Thanks very much for those. 33:35.498 --> 33:37.279 Let's have some super furry animals right now. 33:37.319 --> 33:38.540 This is Golden Retriever. 33:39.150 --> 33:39.611 Very nice. 33:40.131 --> 33:42.535 Golden Retriever there by Super Furry Animals. 33:42.555 --> 33:43.616 How are you doing listeners? 33:43.756 --> 33:44.557 Adam and Joe here. 33:45.118 --> 33:46.380 Now listen, Taffyn News. 33:46.921 --> 33:49.284 Okay, we are still trying to track down Bronnholm. 33:49.825 --> 33:50.245 Where does he live? 33:50.265 --> 33:51.307 Do you reckon he lives in Malibu? 33:51.997 --> 33:58.582 I do, only because we had an email in, here we go, that's from Rebecca in St. 33:58.643 --> 34:03.727 Leonard's on C. Dearest Adam and Joe, just thought I should email in, especially in light of the Taffyn theme ongoing. 34:04.447 --> 34:08.250 I shall drop a name, and that name is Pierce Bronhom. 34:08.350 --> 34:09.071 That's the big name. 34:09.211 --> 34:10.772 He is an old family friend. 34:10.892 --> 34:11.153 No. 34:11.333 --> 34:16.937 Although I haven't seen him since I was three at his house in Malibu, and his son Sean punched me in the nose. 34:17.218 --> 34:18.479 Yeah, well, you deserved it. 34:19.039 --> 34:42.502 what for just not being brawnhole exactly after that mishap we all dressed up as listen sorry after that mishap we all dressed up as pop stars and did a karaoke and did a bit of karaoke they didn't do a karaoke i was boy george although i cannot remember who pierce was i was too scarred by the punching incident by all accounts he's a lovely man and i think he would find all this taffen malarkey on the show very funny indeed 34:42.902 --> 34:50.851 I shall ask my grandpa, who is the tenuous link between myself and Pierce, and see if he still has a contact for him, and if so, shall forward him some of your podcasts. 34:51.271 --> 34:52.112 Lots of love, Rebecca. 34:52.473 --> 34:52.653 St. 34:52.673 --> 34:53.394 Leonard's on C." 34:53.414 --> 34:53.974 — Wow! 34:53.994 --> 34:54.955 — A female girl. 34:55.556 --> 34:57.338 So all sorts of exciting elements to that. 34:57.418 --> 35:01.463 First of all, the mental picture I now have of the Bron-home... home. 35:01.483 --> 35:02.043 — The Bron-home. 35:02.063 --> 35:02.444 — The Bron-home. 35:03.712 --> 35:04.292 in Malibu. 35:04.752 --> 35:05.913 I mean it's probably beautiful. 35:06.113 --> 35:06.553 Of course it is. 35:06.593 --> 35:07.814 It's right on the coast. 35:07.934 --> 35:08.794 It's absolutely beautiful. 35:08.834 --> 35:11.195 It's not, where he is is not very windy. 35:11.915 --> 35:12.836 So it's really lovely. 35:12.876 --> 35:13.976 It's exposed but it's lovely. 35:14.076 --> 35:17.278 I imagine it's a combination of the ancient and the modern. 35:17.498 --> 35:17.778 Yes. 35:18.078 --> 35:20.299 So wonder, lots of twigs everywhere. 35:20.319 --> 35:21.739 Well a lot of it is themed like his films. 35:21.759 --> 35:23.160 There's a big volcano, there's Dante's Peak. 35:23.180 --> 35:23.520 Exactly. 35:23.560 --> 35:26.501 He's had Dante's Peak built and that's in the middle of the pools. 35:26.521 --> 35:29.983 That's the heating, that's how they heat the house is with a volcano. 35:30.863 --> 35:34.769 And also there's a big long slide that goes down. 35:35.350 --> 35:35.570 Why? 35:35.590 --> 35:35.831 Yes. 35:36.131 --> 35:37.754 Like it's just sort of a bond thing. 35:38.034 --> 35:38.294 Yes. 35:40.458 --> 35:42.799 Because Bond has a lot of action sequences on slides. 35:42.839 --> 35:43.420 Exactly. 35:43.440 --> 35:45.721 There's that famous water park sequence. 35:45.741 --> 35:47.222 Now that was Dalton, wasn't it? 35:47.462 --> 35:49.103 When they are sliding down. 35:49.123 --> 35:50.683 This is a good idea. 35:50.703 --> 35:52.604 This is a good idea for a chase sequence in a Bond film. 35:53.225 --> 35:57.387 He's in America and they just end up sort of driving their cars into wet and wild. 35:58.087 --> 36:00.849 And Bond has to get away so he goes on one of those slides. 36:01.469 --> 36:02.950 And all the villains go down after him. 36:03.410 --> 36:08.133 And listen, if you don't like living in the Bron home, then... 36:09.433 --> 36:11.114 This is what the doorbell sounds like, right? 36:11.594 --> 36:13.975 What does Bronholm's doorbell sound like when you press it? 36:14.195 --> 36:15.395 Sprung it on James there. 36:16.076 --> 36:17.476 You can't get the sample. 36:17.496 --> 36:18.156 Quickly enough. 36:18.736 --> 36:23.918 Anyway, listen, that's very exciting and we're going to try and make contact with Bronholm in the Bronhome. 36:24.278 --> 36:29.520 But we also had some amazing things through from our new favourite person. 36:29.700 --> 36:31.881 Yeah, but before that we've got, this is Gary. 36:31.981 --> 36:32.801 Have you got that there, James? 36:32.861 --> 36:34.222 This is from Gary. 36:34.442 --> 36:37.203 In the podcast all that bit will be cut out and we'll just go straight to this. 36:37.563 --> 36:38.724 This is what Gary sent in. 36:39.225 --> 36:42.348 Here's a nice variation on the Bronnholm clip. 36:42.648 --> 36:43.349 Oh my god! 37:02.230 --> 37:02.550 Wow. 37:02.570 --> 37:04.391 I think bits of my brain have been rewired. 37:05.131 --> 37:07.211 There's glasses smashing all around the studio there. 37:07.231 --> 37:07.491 You know what? 37:07.511 --> 37:08.652 I'm actually going to move. 37:08.892 --> 37:09.152 Yeah. 37:10.072 --> 37:11.593 Yeah, because you've finally got the message. 37:11.633 --> 37:12.393 Yeah, I'm gonna move. 37:12.493 --> 37:13.033 Well, good. 37:13.353 --> 37:14.573 That was Arj. 37:14.953 --> 37:18.274 He's a sound man that works with Gary, and they sent that in. 37:18.334 --> 37:18.794 Thank you very much. 37:18.814 --> 37:20.295 That must be just within legal limits. 37:20.895 --> 37:22.275 Surely that's beyond legal limits. 37:22.335 --> 37:25.036 I mean, we didn't clear that with the technicians at the castle. 37:25.056 --> 37:25.916 I think that could be dangerous. 37:26.216 --> 37:27.797 I'm sure that smashed a few amps. 37:28.657 --> 37:31.338 Um, so, yes, you were saying about Jaguar skills. 37:31.458 --> 37:32.238 Jaguar skills. 37:32.378 --> 37:33.579 DJ Jaguar skills. 37:33.599 --> 37:34.339 He's a mysterious man. 37:34.479 --> 37:37.660 He's a mysterious man, but we've both been corresponding with him this week, have we not? 37:37.920 --> 37:39.821 Yeah, but you can't, no one knows what he looks like, right? 37:39.841 --> 37:40.681 We don't know what he looks like. 37:40.701 --> 37:42.222 No, I did an image search for him on Google. 37:42.242 --> 37:46.203 When he DJs, he wears like a mask and you can't see what his face is. 37:46.243 --> 37:51.805 But he's a very generous and talented man, and we've been corresponding with him and we sent him some bits and bubbles. 37:52.645 --> 37:56.726 And DJ JaguarSkills, thank you for all the amazing stuff you've sent us. 37:57.426 --> 38:00.787 He's sent us a big goodie bag full of exciting stuff that he's created. 38:00.807 --> 38:02.488 He's remixed some of our stuff as well. 38:02.508 --> 38:03.188 Yeah, he's amazing. 38:03.228 --> 38:08.150 We might play that in future shows, but here's the results of some of his Taffin-based efforts. 38:08.450 --> 38:09.570 Fire off the first one, James. 38:13.292 --> 38:15.134 Hehehehehe 38:39.471 --> 38:39.951 That's amazing. 38:39.991 --> 38:40.591 Yes, yes. 38:40.631 --> 38:41.412 What's the track then? 38:42.512 --> 38:44.493 I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'll find out in a second. 38:44.873 --> 38:47.314 Here, and if you like that listeners, shall we play another one? 38:48.274 --> 38:48.975 Have a listen to this one. 39:01.441 --> 39:01.721 Yes. 39:01.781 --> 39:02.221 Wow. 39:02.661 --> 39:03.462 That's amazing. 39:03.522 --> 39:07.703 Has he actually managed to separate George Harrison's voice out from the track there? 39:08.143 --> 39:09.063 You should ask him about that. 39:09.083 --> 39:10.484 You're fascinated with that, generally. 39:10.884 --> 39:11.284 Yeah, I am. 39:11.304 --> 39:15.385 Lifting vocals away from... You really need to find out what the deal is with that. 39:15.565 --> 39:16.386 Yeah, I do, don't I? 39:16.826 --> 39:17.926 Sorry, I won't go on about it. 39:18.006 --> 39:20.367 Let's have one more bit of Jaguar skills fun with Bronholm. 39:33.182 --> 39:34.665 Just a vacancy 39:40.025 --> 39:41.806 Wow. 39:42.846 --> 39:45.626 Oh, that's amazing. 39:45.646 --> 39:46.787 Powerful, powerful stuff. 39:46.827 --> 39:49.007 Thank you very much, DJ Jaguar Skills Jag. 39:49.027 --> 39:50.367 How old do you think Jag is? 39:51.048 --> 39:52.168 I hear mid-eighties. 39:52.548 --> 39:53.408 Mid-eighties? 39:53.688 --> 39:55.248 He's like one of the oldest DJs around. 39:55.268 --> 39:55.708 Yep, yep, yep. 39:55.929 --> 39:57.449 That's what makes him so good, very experienced. 39:57.469 --> 39:58.589 That's why he carries up his face, yeah. 39:58.609 --> 39:59.369 Yeah, very experienced. 39:59.409 --> 40:00.990 I just wondered why he was so bent over. 40:02.010 --> 40:03.490 Like, over his decks, you know? 40:03.510 --> 40:04.850 Let's have a bit of music. 40:05.511 --> 40:07.371 This is Yuck with Shook Down. 40:08.972 --> 40:10.214 That's Yuck with Shook Down. 40:10.234 --> 40:15.418 They've got a kind of a West Coast Sonic Youth thing going on there, don't they almost? 40:15.518 --> 40:17.480 Even though they're, aren't they Londoners even? 40:17.520 --> 40:20.203 They used to be in Cajun Dance Party, I think, didn't they Yuck? 40:20.843 --> 40:21.844 Anyway, that's a good album. 40:21.965 --> 40:22.925 Very much enjoying that. 40:23.046 --> 40:25.468 And that track was called 40:27.312 --> 40:27.933 Lamps. 40:29.654 --> 40:30.375 Shook down. 40:30.715 --> 40:32.717 What's happening to this program today? 40:32.737 --> 40:34.058 It's just a bit wobbly. 40:34.359 --> 40:34.779 Yeah. 40:35.299 --> 40:35.920 All right, man. 40:36.961 --> 40:38.502 Yeah, you make it all go right. 40:38.522 --> 40:39.663 I'll make it all go right. 40:39.683 --> 40:40.164 Okay. 40:40.704 --> 40:42.045 Have you got these clips, James? 40:42.085 --> 40:43.046 You know what we're doing here? 40:43.066 --> 40:45.328 We got an interesting email listeners. 40:45.428 --> 40:45.568 Yeah. 40:46.429 --> 40:50.511 We got an interesting email from a listener called Connor Shaw. 40:51.651 --> 40:54.472 It says, hey, Buck Skywalker and Corn Vader. 40:54.952 --> 40:55.413 Yeah, I like it. 40:55.973 --> 40:59.794 I was on iPlayer the other day when I saw that points of view was on the page. 41:00.235 --> 41:04.516 I was very disappointed to find out that they have changed the points of view, dot, dot, dot. 41:04.536 --> 41:05.497 Then the email just ended. 41:06.697 --> 41:10.799 email suddenly stopped and it said from Connorshaw he'd cc'd his mum. 41:11.680 --> 41:13.260 He'd sent it to us and cc'd his mum. 41:13.400 --> 41:14.161 Oh she needs to know. 41:14.281 --> 41:22.485 Yeah and the email just stopped there so I was shocked because you know on this program we follow Points of View and we're big fans of its theme tune aren't we? 41:22.565 --> 41:25.146 Let's hear the old Points of View theme tune please. 41:30.773 --> 41:44.365 It's one of the one most uplifting lovely theme tunes in television history I always feel that you need to stress to the listeners though that maybe aren't so familiar with our rambles and wiffles and waffles That is real. 41:44.405 --> 41:45.185 That's not that's real. 41:45.305 --> 41:52.872 That's not you and it's been the real theme tune to points of view for years Yeah, and we did we talked about this a year ago or something mmm 41:54.361 --> 42:18.452 maybe longer maybe longer than that longer anyway Connor remembers that and he was shocked when he looked on the iPlayer or and you can see this yourself I had a look as well this is the new points of view theme here is the new points of view theme and you'll when you hear this something's missing you'll quickly pick up that something very critical is now missing let's have a listen to the new theme 42:29.133 --> 42:29.433 What?! 42:30.373 --> 42:37.435 So they've thought, well it's a classic tune, we've got to keep the tune, but maybe the vocals were a little goofy so we'll remove those. 42:37.455 --> 42:40.055 Do you think they heard our segment and became embarrassed? 42:40.315 --> 42:47.657 Because we were suggesting that the blue boobity bar bars were maybe not too respectful of the content of the show, do you know what I mean? 42:48.217 --> 42:50.797 Yes, it seemed... Trivialising listeners' complaints. 42:50.817 --> 42:55.258 It seemed like the theme music for a show watched by insane toddlers. 42:55.618 --> 42:55.778 Yeah. 42:56.439 --> 42:58.120 So anyway, I was shocked. 42:58.780 --> 43:00.121 I was profoundly shocked. 43:00.141 --> 43:01.963 Of course, bereaved I imagine you felt. 43:02.243 --> 43:03.664 Boobity boobity booboos. 43:03.684 --> 43:04.544 Blah boobity by us. 43:04.584 --> 43:07.366 The Blah boobity by us had been taken off the song. 43:07.426 --> 43:10.368 So I contacted the Blah boobities. 43:10.609 --> 43:10.949 Did you? 43:11.229 --> 43:14.271 Who are the group that sang the original song? 43:14.431 --> 43:16.373 Yeah, they're headlining the pyramid stage this year. 43:16.433 --> 43:19.435 They are, but they're based in Norwich actually. 43:19.455 --> 43:19.895 Are they? 43:19.935 --> 43:21.516 Yeah, very near you. 43:21.556 --> 43:25.059 They're one of Norwich's most popular acapella. 43:25.700 --> 43:26.040 groups. 43:26.100 --> 43:26.321 Yeah. 43:26.761 --> 43:30.287 Um, and they, I contacted them on the phone and they were, they were shocked. 43:30.847 --> 43:31.709 They were really shocked. 43:31.849 --> 43:34.333 You know, I didn't know I'd be the person breaking the news. 43:34.353 --> 43:37.477 You would have expected they would have been told by the BBC, but they hadn't. 43:37.537 --> 43:39.140 The castle hadn't informed them. 43:39.220 --> 43:39.801 So they were shocked. 43:39.821 --> 43:40.662 So I went down there. 43:41.463 --> 43:45.385 And I had a talk to them and basically we tried to put it right. 43:45.405 --> 43:46.465 Who did you speak to? 43:46.525 --> 43:47.506 Blah, Boobidy or Byer? 43:47.626 --> 43:48.506 Julian. 43:49.667 --> 43:51.588 Julian, he's the main guy. 43:51.628 --> 43:52.328 Julian Staples. 43:52.868 --> 43:54.069 Julian Staples Bloobidy? 43:54.949 --> 43:55.689 Yes. 43:56.150 --> 44:06.134 So we decided to try and set the record straight and put the... We decided to put the Bloobidy's back onto the song. 44:06.614 --> 44:07.615 But as we were doing it, 44:09.850 --> 44:12.494 I mean, they kind of lost it, you'll hear. 44:12.514 --> 44:18.805 I mean, the atmosphere was quite upbeat at the beginning of the recording, but I don't know, it sort of broke down. 44:19.325 --> 44:21.048 And this is a bit sad, actually. 44:21.088 --> 44:21.970 This is the recording. 44:22.793 --> 44:29.776 Bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla 44:45.959 --> 44:48.180 The whole atmosphere got really morose. 44:48.921 --> 45:04.030 And then Jillian, who is on the falsetto, she just started freaking out and she knocked over the mic stand and... Jillian tried to calm her down and it just all got really ugly. 45:04.891 --> 45:06.232 So it's a great shame really. 45:06.432 --> 45:09.314 And they gave me this letter to read out. 45:09.334 --> 45:10.314 The boobies? 45:10.415 --> 45:11.475 Yeah, it says... 45:13.651 --> 45:15.072 Another layer of fiction. 45:18.274 --> 45:30.040 The letter says dear... On top of this huge fictional cake you baked. 45:30.560 --> 45:34.002 The letter says dear boopity bb c boop. 45:38.426 --> 45:41.847 Did you take our boopity boopity bah bah singing off your show? 45:41.927 --> 45:42.568 Blah, blah. 45:42.928 --> 45:43.388 No, hang on. 45:43.688 --> 45:50.171 Dear boopity bee bee see boo, why boopity why oh why did you take our boopity bah bah singing off your show? 45:50.251 --> 45:50.851 Blah, blah. 45:51.111 --> 45:54.352 That's what they want to say to Jeremy Vine and the producers. 45:54.613 --> 45:58.094 Quite right, well. 45:58.934 --> 46:03.296 I think the point of that has come across very strongly indeed. 46:06.017 --> 46:08.818 I was quite drunk last night. 46:08.998 --> 46:09.418 Sorry. 46:10.778 --> 46:12.599 Anyway, let's have some music. 46:12.639 --> 46:13.459 This is a free play. 46:13.499 --> 46:15.239 This is the Black Keys. 46:15.259 --> 46:15.760 This is great. 46:15.780 --> 46:16.980 This is called I'm Not The One. 46:18.460 --> 46:20.961 That's the Black Keys with I'm Not The One. 46:21.281 --> 46:25.982 That is from their album entitled Blah Blah Blah Brothers. 46:26.622 --> 46:27.063 Very nice. 46:27.083 --> 46:27.063 2010. 46:27.103 --> 46:27.203 Yeah. 46:29.577 --> 46:32.841 I heard that on the closing credits of an episode of Series 2. 46:33.382 --> 46:34.904 Season 2, you have to say, don't you? 46:34.964 --> 46:36.626 It's American, of Eastbound and Down. 46:36.846 --> 46:38.268 Right, I've seen Season 1. 46:38.949 --> 46:39.389 Liked it. 46:39.730 --> 46:40.711 Season 2's pretty good. 46:40.751 --> 46:42.273 Didn't realise that Season 2 was out yet. 46:42.293 --> 46:42.473 Yeah. 46:42.493 --> 46:43.835 Have you ever seen Community? 46:45.116 --> 46:45.597 Yes, I have. 46:45.717 --> 46:46.317 That's good. 46:46.437 --> 46:47.138 It is very good. 46:47.158 --> 46:47.778 Yeah, it's funny. 46:47.818 --> 46:49.579 You know, Richard Ayoade directed one of those. 46:49.719 --> 46:50.260 Did he really? 46:50.280 --> 46:51.220 Yeah, he went out there and did well. 46:51.240 --> 46:53.982 I haven't seen his episode yet, but love that show. 46:54.222 --> 47:00.766 Hey, we've got to say thank you so much to someone who sent us in an amazing cake M in Hackney. 47:01.286 --> 47:05.088 Dear Adam and Joe, I'm a big fan and wanted to make you something to show my appreciation. 47:05.508 --> 47:10.890 I thought what better than a gingerbread big British castle, though actually it's pretty small. 47:11.050 --> 47:12.591 It's not, you know, it's quite large. 47:12.951 --> 47:18.454 It's made from a German recipe and it looks more like a folly, but I hope you enjoy it. 47:18.474 --> 47:23.336 This is an amazing thing that was here in the studio when we came in this morning and it was hand-delivered, right? 47:23.376 --> 47:23.496 Yeah. 47:24.136 --> 47:29.882 And it's beautifully packaged, very protectively packaged in some sort of a hand-folded cardboard thing. 47:30.243 --> 47:35.428 And she's even put a sort of best before date on the package she's written that's best before the end of this month. 47:35.448 --> 47:36.550 Because of the chill cake incident. 47:37.050 --> 47:45.980 Right, well, you know, if you're a long time listening to this show, you might remember that someone a while back, we'd been talking about the need to have chill cakes every now and again when you're getting a bit stressed. 47:46.460 --> 47:53.043 Someone sent us in some chill cake someone sent us in an actual chill cake that they baked with kind of minty icing and stuff Yeah, but it was cream based wasn't it? 47:53.063 --> 48:01.548 It was cream based and I think they sent it in from the Midlands and I don't We tasted it and it was a little bit This is incredible. 48:01.588 --> 48:02.888 Look we've unveiled the castle now. 48:02.948 --> 48:06.330 It's got a candy cane portcullis. 48:06.530 --> 48:07.571 Yeah a candy colors 48:08.371 --> 48:09.791 That is absolutely magnificent. 48:09.811 --> 48:11.252 It's got, um, what are these called? 48:11.292 --> 48:11.792 Battlements. 48:12.132 --> 48:15.593 Ramparts or... Ramparts, what's the complicated, there's a complicated name for that, isn't there? 48:15.833 --> 48:16.053 Turrets. 48:16.133 --> 48:17.493 No, that's one, it's got one turret. 48:18.673 --> 48:19.534 There's a name for those. 48:19.554 --> 48:20.334 Escarpments? 48:20.394 --> 48:21.094 No, that's something else. 48:21.154 --> 48:22.594 In Crustallians or something. 48:23.114 --> 48:25.915 And look, they've got, each little battlement has got a lovely little golden borer. 48:25.935 --> 48:29.956 The bits where the guys look through and shoot their arrows on castles. 48:29.976 --> 48:31.096 Well, those are arrow slits. 48:31.156 --> 48:31.556 Jaggles. 48:32.417 --> 48:32.817 Jaggles. 48:33.217 --> 48:33.537 I don't know. 48:34.117 --> 48:36.399 It's beautiful and it's got chocolate buttons on the corners. 48:36.899 --> 48:37.520 It's spectacular. 48:37.560 --> 48:38.961 It's got an Adam and Joe flag in the top. 48:39.361 --> 48:40.181 It's spectacular. 48:40.402 --> 48:46.126 The thing is that we can't tuck into it right now because we should take a picture of it first with us standing next to it and putting it on the blog. 48:46.746 --> 48:50.509 But after we've taken that picture, I'm going to eat the heck out of that castle. 48:51.209 --> 48:51.929 It's so light. 48:51.949 --> 48:52.650 It looks delicious. 48:52.670 --> 48:53.430 Do you like gingerbread? 48:53.650 --> 48:54.611 Yes. 48:54.711 --> 48:58.693 Because the outside of the castle, you know, it's fortified with gingerbread, of course. 48:58.833 --> 49:00.094 All good castles should be. 49:00.354 --> 49:01.835 But we don't know what's inside the thing. 49:01.895 --> 49:03.016 Gingerbread is an evil thing. 49:03.156 --> 49:03.336 Is it? 49:03.356 --> 49:03.576 Why? 49:03.616 --> 49:04.496 In storybooks, though. 49:04.897 --> 49:05.217 Oh, yeah. 49:05.237 --> 49:06.217 It's a portent of evil. 49:06.477 --> 49:14.002 I mean, you don't trust things that are made out of gingerbread, generally, if you take fairy stories and Grimm's fairy story tales to heart, like I do. 49:14.082 --> 49:14.262 Yeah. 49:14.522 --> 49:16.483 Gingerbread is a red rag to a bull. 49:16.543 --> 49:17.824 Are they liars, the gingerbread men? 49:17.904 --> 49:18.044 Yes. 49:18.524 --> 49:18.684 Hi. 49:18.964 --> 49:19.164 What? 49:19.605 --> 49:20.265 Gingerbread men? 49:20.285 --> 49:20.625 Yeah. 49:20.845 --> 49:21.406 Do they exist? 49:21.686 --> 49:22.766 Well they do in Shrek. 49:22.786 --> 49:24.867 Someone had a gingerbread house, didn't they? 49:25.148 --> 49:26.248 Oh that's right, yeah. 49:26.548 --> 49:27.609 And I'm sure they were lying. 49:27.829 --> 49:31.531 An evil witch, she had a gingerbread, well she used it to lure children in, didn't she? 49:31.951 --> 49:35.873 So a gingerbread castle, that is like a palace of grotesqueness. 49:36.273 --> 49:37.694 God knows what's inside this thing. 49:38.234 --> 49:41.416 Right, it's gone ten thirty, sorry eleven thirty even, and it's time for the news. 49:42.355 --> 49:44.256 with last night, that was 10 years ago. 49:44.516 --> 49:45.276 Yeah, good. 49:45.796 --> 49:46.396 Get in the past. 49:46.476 --> 49:48.237 Adam and Joe here on BBC 6 Music. 49:48.377 --> 49:51.998 Listen, uh, Dougie in New York or wherever you live now. 49:52.058 --> 49:53.038 Hey, Dougie. 49:53.658 --> 49:55.799 Uh, we have had an email from Richard Shapiro. 49:56.119 --> 49:57.759 He is an Oxford English Dictionary editor. 49:57.799 --> 50:02.720 He's the only Glaswegian writer on the Oxford English Dictionary team who listens to the show. 50:02.860 --> 50:08.342 So he claims, I feel it's my duty to clear up the nonsense, nonsense, nonsense being passed around about Ned's. 50:09.082 --> 50:19.605 The Oxford English Dictionary entry tells us that the origin of this word is still uncertain, but it's most likely to be just a use of the name Ned, short for Edward, seen as a common name of the people in the group described. 50:20.165 --> 50:24.166 This is very common for words of this type, from Tommy's to Barry Boy's. 50:27.628 --> 50:29.489 Had a little bit of croissant came out of my mouth. 50:30.190 --> 50:34.813 But that sets that Dougie in his hoity-toity New York apartment straights, doesn't it? 50:34.853 --> 50:36.414 Yeah, I don't know. 50:36.494 --> 50:42.839 And the other little bit of business to clear up is that the battlements of castles are called, of course, crenellations. 50:42.879 --> 50:45.000 Thank you to Rob Hall, who was the first person to... 50:46.421 --> 50:47.442 to remind me of what that word is. 50:47.462 --> 50:48.283 Are they really called crenelations? 50:48.323 --> 50:49.984 Yes, they're really called crenelations. 50:50.004 --> 50:51.445 Sounds a bit ladylike for a castle. 50:52.006 --> 50:52.826 Sounds like a skirt. 50:52.846 --> 50:54.568 Well, see what you can do to get it changed. 50:54.808 --> 50:55.108 Yeah. 50:55.488 --> 51:03.395 Now, it's time for some Traveller's Tales and regular listeners will know that we have a particularly beautiful Count Buckley's author jingle for this section of the show. 51:03.415 --> 51:04.736 Well, let's remind people why not. 51:04.916 --> 51:05.236 Here it is. 51:05.276 --> 51:15.304 Travelling Tales Travelling Tales Tales of travelling on the train or an automobile or an aeroplane I want to know what you're travelling tales All aboard the Skylark! 51:15.828 --> 51:18.809 It's powerful, it's punchy, it's short, it's aggressive. 51:19.069 --> 51:19.369 Like me. 51:19.569 --> 51:21.550 I've pointed it out in the past. 51:21.970 --> 51:26.911 And so we've had this email from Jamie, a male man aged 29 years in Hamburg. 51:27.191 --> 51:33.433 Dear Adam and Jojo recently pointed out that the traveling tails jingle was quote very aggressive and quote hardcore. 51:34.213 --> 51:36.334 I've made an even unfriendlier version. 51:36.374 --> 51:37.234 It took me hours. 51:37.294 --> 51:38.174 I hope you like it. 51:38.614 --> 51:39.134 I love you. 51:39.214 --> 51:40.515 Bye Jamie. 51:40.555 --> 51:44.936 So here is Jamie's version of the traveling tails jingle made even more aggressive. 51:53.576 --> 51:54.140 You're furious. 51:59.623 --> 52:01.964 Oh, I didn't hear it. 52:02.384 --> 52:05.045 It got really dark at the end. 52:05.405 --> 52:06.865 Wait, who first did that voice? 52:07.246 --> 52:10.147 That's a voice you get in a lot of sort of American thrush metal. 52:10.187 --> 52:10.947 Yeah, I don't know. 52:10.967 --> 52:12.307 Do Guar sing like that? 52:12.507 --> 52:14.208 No, Guar are a joke band anyway though, aren't they? 52:15.488 --> 52:16.289 Is that Red Pepper? 52:17.409 --> 52:18.209 Red Pepper, wasn't it? 52:18.289 --> 52:19.770 I know, is it someone like Ramstein? 52:19.790 --> 52:20.870 Do they sing a bit like that? 52:21.190 --> 52:23.491 I wonder who the first person to act like that was. 52:24.071 --> 52:26.032 Oh, Napalm Death, they did a lot of it. 52:26.052 --> 52:28.213 It's very evil and very confident, isn't it? 52:28.293 --> 52:29.894 It's frightening because it's so confident. 52:29.914 --> 52:31.835 A black metalist could tell us about that. 52:32.115 --> 52:33.256 Anyway, that's terrific, Jamie. 52:33.296 --> 52:34.276 Well done, very good work. 52:34.297 --> 52:40.100 But the fact was that it was a little bit too aggressive for Cornballs, the jingle originally I'm talking about. 52:40.480 --> 52:43.181 And a few people have sent us in mellower versions. 52:43.201 --> 52:48.324 Actually, there was a lot of really beautiful kind of folky versions of the jingle that came in throughout the week. 52:48.704 --> 52:52.148 I hope we'll play them, not just this week, but in weeks to come as well. 52:52.548 --> 52:57.413 But I'd like to play one particularly good one right now from a regular listener, Roo. 52:57.913 --> 52:58.594 Lovely Roo. 52:58.854 --> 52:59.495 We will play them. 53:00.656 --> 53:03.018 Well, we're going to... There's no need to sort of hope because we will. 53:03.058 --> 53:03.679 We will, we will. 53:04.339 --> 53:09.645 Actually, this is from Roo's dad, but she says, dear bucculicious and unicorn balls. 53:11.366 --> 53:16.050 I felt it was high time to redress the balance of jingle-jongle cover versions. 53:16.430 --> 53:21.234 I was complaining that there'd been a lot of covers of Joe's retro-Texanation jingle, no covers of mine. 53:22.074 --> 53:24.256 So thank you very much for all the people who set that right. 53:24.556 --> 53:31.622 She says, in the past it swayed heavily towards Scornballs and his sole jongular offering in favor of Count Bocules. 53:33.143 --> 53:41.468 My dad, Mr. Graham Hodge, has been a fan of Bobby Dylan, the sexy tortoise, ever since Bobbles first poked his head out of his shell in the 1960s. 53:41.949 --> 53:49.894 Dad is a very talented singer and guitarist in his own right, so in honor of Mr. Zimmerman and your good selves, he's recorded the attached version of Traveling Tales for your listening pleasure. 53:49.934 --> 53:53.196 He's even included a Dylan-related in-joke for you at the end. 53:53.296 --> 53:54.557 I couldn't be more proud. 53:54.677 --> 53:55.378 Hope you enjoy it. 53:55.418 --> 53:55.738 Here it is. 54:00.731 --> 54:22.588 Traveling tales, traveling tales Tales of traveling on a train Or an automobile or an airplane I want to know what your traveling tales Jonas! 54:23.188 --> 54:24.669 Hey man, what's the problem? 54:25.210 --> 54:27.952 Put the electric guitar down and get on board the Skyline 54:28.283 --> 54:29.024 OK, man. 54:31.026 --> 54:31.607 That's great. 54:31.687 --> 54:32.488 Thank you so much. 54:32.548 --> 54:33.429 That's more like it. 54:33.589 --> 54:34.230 More soothing. 54:34.410 --> 54:34.731 Yeah. 54:34.971 --> 54:37.114 Roo's dad, that is, Mr. Graham Hodge. 54:37.154 --> 54:38.155 Thank you so much for that. 54:38.655 --> 54:42.440 And complete with the, was it the Manchester Free Trade Hall where the Judas thing happened? 54:42.981 --> 54:44.923 Everything happened at the Manchester Free Trade Hall, didn't it? 54:45.223 --> 54:47.906 Birth of Punk, Judas, anything else? 54:48.828 --> 54:51.131 But there was a there was a brilliant bring-and-buy sale. 54:51.251 --> 54:51.752 Yeah, was there? 54:52.813 --> 54:57.219 Okay, listen, that's the end of traveling tales Yes, I'll fire one off 55:05.570 --> 55:28.845 and i'll also read here we go hi adam and joe when i travel by bus or tube i sometimes get sat next to personal space invaders people who sit with their legs too far akimbo or squish you up against the window with all your luggage on your face do you ever do that kimbo because you got long legs i i have a big issue with legs akimbo i get furious i believe that this is on the london underground 55:28.925 --> 55:32.666 I believe that the armrests are a mark of the division of your space. 55:32.906 --> 55:33.106 Right. 55:33.246 --> 55:42.570 And if you open your legs such that your knees go beyond the armrest division line, you are doing illegal and you should have your knees chopped off probably. 55:42.590 --> 55:43.810 Yeah, or at least smacked. 55:44.190 --> 55:52.813 Yeah but especially people in shorts because then you get these, we've talked about this before, you get this very light leg hair contact on your knee. 55:52.873 --> 55:55.895 It is strangely sort of erotic for me anyway. 55:55.915 --> 55:56.995 If you're wearing shorts as well. 55:57.275 --> 55:59.756 Well of course if I'm wearing shorts everything's erotic. 55:59.796 --> 56:04.218 The atmosphere around me is highly charged with sexy sparks. 56:05.658 --> 56:06.999 So what's this person's technique? 56:08.339 --> 56:10.541 Yeah, sorry, I forgot to read the rest of the email. 56:13.382 --> 56:18.365 To combat this, I like to push my leg against theirs in an awkwardly nearly sexy way. 56:18.926 --> 56:21.307 Sometimes slightly rubbing up and down. 56:22.208 --> 56:23.388 I do that, but not with my leg. 56:23.789 --> 56:26.470 I have found this quickly solves the space invader problem. 56:26.590 --> 56:27.871 Some people even change seats. 56:28.271 --> 56:29.652 Well, this is a good tactic in general. 56:29.732 --> 56:30.533 It's emerging, isn't it? 56:30.573 --> 56:33.334 That if you want to freak people out, the thing to do is go sexy on them. 56:33.394 --> 56:34.055 Be proactive. 56:34.816 --> 56:46.072 either you know touch them gently or you know pat the seat next to you if you'd like people to avoid yes pat the seat and get kisses and then do a sexy come hither with your finger and then if you really want to add to it you go 56:52.560 --> 56:53.200 That's a good idea. 56:53.240 --> 56:54.481 Just brush brush the knees. 56:55.742 --> 56:57.063 That was from Tom Fuller. 56:57.504 --> 56:58.304 Brush the knees. 56:58.745 --> 57:00.787 Here's one right now from a young lady. 57:00.847 --> 57:04.430 She's part of our 16 to 25 demographic. 57:05.010 --> 57:07.532 She's a 19 year old female woman and she's called Sarah. 57:07.993 --> 57:11.555 She says hello, count buck and balls and sir corn cobble. 57:12.316 --> 57:20.201 I often have to get the metropolitan line, and the layout of the seats on this line means that it provides great feet seats. 57:20.641 --> 57:24.103 So I always put my feet on the seat opposite me. 57:24.564 --> 57:30.928 Two days ago a woman got on the train, and even though there were plenty of other spare seats, she full on shouted at me. 57:31.528 --> 57:33.129 Get your feet off that seat! 57:33.429 --> 57:38.152 I don't want to have people, erm, I don't want to have to sit on a seat where your dirty shoes have been. 57:38.392 --> 57:42.795 It's people like you who are so inconsiderate that I have to deal with, and I can't stand it! 57:43.435 --> 57:46.817 Then she proceeded to dust off the seat with her book and sit down. 57:47.217 --> 57:57.223 I immediately reverted back to a child, like I was being told off in school, and muttered, in a slightly sarcastic accent, alright, sorry, and she just sneered at me. 57:57.563 --> 58:18.685 then I had to sit opposite her for the rest of the journey and then she got off at the same stop as me so I had to walk down the platform and out of the station next to her it was awkward and even though I was in the wrong I still feel the punishment was too harsh for the crime with unnecessary shouting love from Sarah a 19 year old female lady love you bye well listen Sarah I think 58:19.105 --> 58:20.686 That lady was right! 58:20.967 --> 58:22.988 Get your feet off the seats! 58:23.229 --> 58:24.510 What are you doing there? 58:24.570 --> 58:27.032 Why does she have to sit there where your feet have been? 58:27.352 --> 58:28.853 It's not like a lounge! 58:29.054 --> 58:34.979 They're not like La-Z-Boys special big seat cushions for you to just put your feet up on! 58:35.259 --> 58:36.920 Other people have to sit there! 58:37.521 --> 58:38.682 Did she have her shoes off? 58:39.673 --> 58:40.093 I don't think so. 58:40.113 --> 58:40.754 Doesn't say anything. 58:40.914 --> 58:42.215 She's got her shoes on the seat. 58:42.455 --> 58:43.196 Yes. 58:43.376 --> 58:47.759 I'm afraid that neither bucculis or cornballs can approve of that kind of thing. 58:47.799 --> 58:49.680 We're on the screamy old lady's side. 58:49.760 --> 58:50.581 Yeah. 58:51.321 --> 58:53.543 She feels the punishment was too harsh for the crime. 58:53.803 --> 59:00.788 If the carriage is empty and the shoes are off and the sock feet are on there, I think that's cool. 59:00.848 --> 59:02.049 You'd rather socks on there? 59:02.249 --> 59:03.009 Yeah, socks. 59:03.330 --> 59:04.310 Listen, here's the deal. 59:04.430 --> 59:05.171 I'm laying it down. 59:05.551 --> 59:09.254 Socks don't tread on the pavement the whole time and the old doggy plops and stuff. 59:09.793 --> 59:11.135 Yeah, but they're stinky. 59:11.195 --> 59:13.417 I don't want other people's sock feet on there. 59:13.437 --> 59:14.458 Here's the deal. 59:14.599 --> 59:20.626 If you have to put your feet up, lay out a little, you know... Bring a little sort of comfort blanket. 59:20.666 --> 59:21.146 Exactly. 59:21.346 --> 59:26.672 Or, what Dr. Buckles sometimes does if he's determined to put his feet up, is lay your coat out. 59:27.473 --> 59:28.294 Eh, your coat out. 59:28.374 --> 59:30.816 I don't want your disgusting coat all over the thing. 59:31.196 --> 59:33.078 You know what I think you should have is little plastic boots. 59:33.258 --> 59:34.319 Disposable plastic boots. 59:34.359 --> 59:34.720 Booties. 59:35.040 --> 59:36.141 Booties that you should put on. 59:36.241 --> 59:37.762 They've probably got that in Japan, don't they? 59:37.962 --> 59:38.263 Probably. 59:38.523 --> 59:39.584 I imagine they, uh... 59:45.148 --> 59:46.249 Here's one from Andy right now. 59:46.509 --> 59:51.751 He says, I cycle from my home in Stockport to Manchester every day. 59:52.472 --> 01:00:00.715 Rather than run the gauntlet of death down the busy roads and risk being crushed by a bus, I weave my way through the back streets, cycle paths and parks. 01:00:01.075 --> 01:00:04.217 Probably once a month, I wish it happened more, I cross the paths 01:00:04.657 --> 01:00:13.060 I cross paths with a very old mysterious Rastafarian man with a big grey beard, walking stick and a large high-vis jacket, no matter what the weather. 01:00:13.420 --> 01:00:18.041 His jacket signals his approach from a long way off, and this is when my excitement begins to grow. 01:00:18.501 --> 01:00:23.583 When I get in range, he shouts at the very top of his voice, GO ON BIKER GROOVE! 01:00:24.123 --> 01:00:27.504 in his unmistakable Jamaican accent and a friendly grin. 01:00:28.024 --> 01:00:29.485 The first few times this happened, 01:00:30.450 --> 01:00:31.190 I was a bit shocked. 01:00:31.290 --> 01:00:32.351 I didn't know how to react. 01:00:32.691 --> 01:00:38.013 I just smiled and nodded my head as I passed, expecting that he would stop shouting this fairly soon. 01:00:38.153 --> 01:00:43.035 However, it's carried on and has probably occurred in the region of 15 to 20 times. 01:00:43.415 --> 01:00:48.137 I now get myself ready when I see him approaching and I excitedly shout, good morning! 01:00:48.657 --> 01:00:49.758 at him with a massive grin. 01:00:50.038 --> 01:00:54.321 This makes my day and puts me in a good frame of mind and a good mood for work. 01:00:54.862 --> 01:00:57.544 I would like to believe that I'm the only person that he does this to. 01:00:57.664 --> 01:01:02.828 I'll feel dirty and undervalued if he just does it to any cyclist that crosses his path, says Andy. 01:01:03.088 --> 01:01:06.630 So that's nice, he's got a special relationship going with the biker grove man. 01:01:07.071 --> 01:01:10.293 That's quite a random thing as well to shout at a cyclist. 01:01:10.473 --> 01:01:11.014 That's good. 01:01:11.294 --> 01:01:12.815 Go on biker grove! 01:01:13.075 --> 01:01:14.276 It's pure droit de vivre. 01:01:14.716 --> 01:01:15.317 That's great. 01:01:16.334 --> 01:01:21.438 Would you, I mean, you could be the person in that equation, you could regularly shout at someone in your neighbourhood. 01:01:22.900 --> 01:01:24.601 No, I would want them to shout at me though, because I'm a cyclist. 01:01:24.621 --> 01:01:25.562 Do you see anybody regularly? 01:01:25.582 --> 01:01:28.885 Like someone you don't actually know who you go past? 01:01:29.625 --> 01:01:30.386 That's a good question. 01:01:30.947 --> 01:01:34.269 Only the guy, sometimes I, you know, the guy on the train that shuts my tickets. 01:01:34.350 --> 01:01:34.710 Shout at him. 01:01:34.730 --> 01:01:35.210 Shout at him. 01:01:35.290 --> 01:01:35.591 Shout at him. 01:01:35.611 --> 01:01:36.271 What am I going to shout? 01:01:37.212 --> 01:01:38.013 Train boy! 01:01:38.373 --> 01:01:39.074 Yeah, there you go. 01:01:39.114 --> 01:01:41.095 When you see the first time you see him from a distance. 01:01:41.736 --> 01:01:43.157 Ladies and gentlemen, please have your tickets. 01:01:43.177 --> 01:01:43.998 Train boy! 01:01:44.378 --> 01:01:44.658 There you go. 01:01:44.679 --> 01:01:45.199 That kind of thing. 01:01:45.239 --> 01:01:45.580 Good plan. 01:01:46.901 --> 01:01:48.403 That's Travelling Tales for this week, is it? 01:01:48.423 --> 01:01:53.509 We could even have some more Travelling Tales later because it'd be nice to play one of the other jingles but I think it's time we played more music. 01:01:54.771 --> 01:01:56.253 Here's lovely Fleet Foxes. 01:01:56.293 --> 01:01:57.053 This is Lorelei. 01:01:59.276 --> 01:01:59.637 Peebles. 01:02:00.919 --> 01:02:02.160 That's a great song, isn't it? 01:02:02.320 --> 01:02:05.741 Got a weird little bit of production there at the beginning with the synth. 01:02:05.781 --> 01:02:09.063 It sounds very other timely and the worldly. 01:02:09.123 --> 01:02:09.523 Madern. 01:02:09.803 --> 01:02:10.284 Madern. 01:02:10.764 --> 01:02:12.145 Adam and Joe here on BBC6 Music. 01:02:12.185 --> 01:02:20.088 Now listen, we're going to fire off the Text-A-Nation jingle, even though I have no idea if this is going to be a subject of conversation that inspires any communication whatsoever. 01:02:20.389 --> 01:02:21.249 But what the heck is it? 01:02:21.289 --> 01:02:22.289 Let's just plunge into it. 01:02:22.550 --> 01:02:22.850 Here it is. 01:02:24.773 --> 01:02:25.594 Textination. 01:02:25.654 --> 01:02:25.955 Text. 01:02:26.015 --> 01:02:26.296 Text. 01:02:26.356 --> 01:02:26.717 Text. 01:02:26.817 --> 01:02:27.558 Textination. 01:02:27.638 --> 01:02:28.580 What if I don't want to? 01:02:28.821 --> 01:02:29.562 Textination. 01:02:29.582 --> 01:02:30.704 But I'm using email. 01:02:30.865 --> 01:02:31.566 Is that a problem? 01:02:31.586 --> 01:02:32.187 It doesn't matter. 01:02:32.207 --> 01:02:32.428 Text. 01:02:35.441 --> 01:02:38.962 Text the nation is a bit poorly as a segment. 01:02:39.042 --> 01:02:41.863 Would you say it's been a little bit under the weather? 01:02:41.883 --> 01:02:42.564 Wobbly, isn't it? 01:02:42.584 --> 01:02:43.284 Little bit wobbly. 01:02:43.324 --> 01:02:47.185 It's getting old and starting to sort of lose focus. 01:02:47.365 --> 01:02:51.887 I mean, the thing is that retro text the nation does make it a little bit confusing, don't you think? 01:02:51.907 --> 01:02:52.427 Do you think? 01:02:52.747 --> 01:02:53.267 I mean, I don't know. 01:02:53.287 --> 01:02:59.710 I just think I just think we're getting I mean, I won't even say we but I don't think I've suggested a really good text the nation for some time. 01:03:00.330 --> 01:03:01.071 That's tough, isn't it? 01:03:01.091 --> 01:03:06.497 I mean, we've more or less pulled out all the basic ones from the bag, and now we're into quite weird ones. 01:03:06.657 --> 01:03:07.999 Although this is a fairly broad one. 01:03:08.559 --> 01:03:12.363 I always think of Stuart Lee, though, whenever I start doing these kind of observational ones. 01:03:12.383 --> 01:03:12.484 Why? 01:03:12.504 --> 01:03:15.267 Because he's got to be in his bonnet about observational stuff. 01:03:15.347 --> 01:03:16.908 His bonnet's full of nothing but bees. 01:03:17.990 --> 01:03:19.812 He's got it in for Michael McIntyre, mainly. 01:03:20.312 --> 01:03:21.814 I quite like Michael McIntyre. 01:03:22.113 --> 01:03:23.794 Did you watch the comedy gala last night? 01:03:24.054 --> 01:03:24.235 No. 01:03:24.755 --> 01:03:25.315 With Dermot? 01:03:25.776 --> 01:03:25.956 No. 01:03:25.996 --> 01:03:26.396 Was it good? 01:03:26.817 --> 01:03:27.497 No, I didn't watch it either. 01:03:28.258 --> 01:03:29.919 That's a good topic of conversation, isn't it? 01:03:29.999 --> 01:03:30.599 It's a good little chat. 01:03:31.460 --> 01:03:46.071 So we got this message from Josh and he's in Islington and he says, Dear Buckers and Cornetto Balls, As a massive fan of your show, I was gutted to hear that your last show for a while will be on the Glastonbury weekend. 01:03:46.451 --> 01:03:54.156 First weekend after you go off the air, my bestest buddy Alex, who is also a huge fan, is getting married to his lovely lady friend Helen. 01:03:54.656 --> 01:04:03.502 To help us all deal with the abandonment issues that we'll be feeling, I wonder if you have any words of wisdom about love and marriage that I can share in the best man speech. 01:04:05.323 --> 01:04:10.265 This'll also save me from having to base the whole thing around stories of him pooping his pants and being sick on old ladies. 01:04:10.445 --> 01:04:11.486 So really, everyone wins. 01:04:11.646 --> 01:04:14.187 Thanks in advance, love you, bye Josh from Islington. 01:04:14.647 --> 01:04:24.131 So rather than actual stuff that could go in a best man speech, I think that we should talk about top tips for marital bliss in the home. 01:04:24.751 --> 01:04:25.631 Oh, right. 01:04:25.931 --> 01:04:27.092 That's very tangential. 01:04:27.712 --> 01:04:29.372 Well, no, he's asking for good advice. 01:04:29.392 --> 01:04:30.173 It's very tangential. 01:04:30.193 --> 01:04:30.733 For a couple. 01:04:30.753 --> 01:04:34.014 That's not tangential. 01:04:34.794 --> 01:04:37.734 That's good, that's not tangential. 01:04:38.375 --> 01:04:40.195 What, you think we should do it about, like, best man? 01:04:40.655 --> 01:04:40.875 No. 01:04:41.195 --> 01:04:41.535 Advice? 01:04:41.635 --> 01:04:42.535 No, no, no, no. 01:04:42.635 --> 01:04:43.596 Do what you said. 01:04:43.696 --> 01:04:46.816 I thought the best advice I can give you, right, because I'm a married man. 01:04:46.836 --> 01:04:48.577 You're not actually currently married, are you? 01:04:48.597 --> 01:04:49.157 No, that's true. 01:04:50.318 --> 01:05:17.841 but you are a long-term cohabitor and so in a way we're both qualified to offer advice on domestic bliss and in other ways we're not at all but I find that one thing that often sparks off a lot of arguments is just things around the house the way you organize the house the way you decorate the house who has the say-so on where the pictures go what kind of pictures you've got where the furniture goes how it is around 01:05:17.941 --> 01:05:43.903 sort of circling the subject here aren't we we're getting closer and closer to it yeah and it's it's yeah this is good though keep talking let's get even closer uh i mean for example recently a couple of big rows that i've had with my lovely lady wife have focused and they started off so innocently as well like as topic topics of conversation we live out in the countryside so we're not next to lots of other houses and we've got one large blank wall 01:05:44.583 --> 01:05:49.264 on on our house and I said the other day, hey, I'm going to do a mural on that wall. 01:05:49.424 --> 01:05:54.626 I've always wanted to do a mural, you know, and now we're not, you know, it's not council owned property or anything. 01:05:54.646 --> 01:05:55.586 We're out here on our own. 01:05:55.606 --> 01:05:56.606 There's no one else we could offend. 01:05:56.906 --> 01:05:57.946 I'm going to do our mural. 01:05:58.867 --> 01:06:04.108 And, you know, our mural, a mural, right, a lovely Muriel spark on the wall there. 01:06:04.668 --> 01:06:07.989 And I was half serious, but my wife immediately said they're not. 01:06:08.829 --> 01:06:10.090 I said, well, what do you mean? 01:06:10.110 --> 01:06:11.331 She said, no, there's no way. 01:06:12.092 --> 01:06:13.934 Yeah, I might, might, might do a mural. 01:06:13.994 --> 01:06:15.015 I might, might do really good. 01:06:15.055 --> 01:06:15.856 I went to art school. 01:06:15.896 --> 01:06:16.897 I got a first. 01:06:17.357 --> 01:06:19.639 I could do a mural if I wanted to, and it would probably be wicked. 01:06:19.919 --> 01:06:21.521 She said, nope, absolutely not. 01:06:21.997 --> 01:06:24.399 Say, both of our houses, not just your house. 01:06:24.820 --> 01:06:25.580 I can do a Muriel. 01:06:25.600 --> 01:06:26.281 It'll be wicked. 01:06:26.861 --> 01:06:27.942 I'm going to do a Muriel now. 01:06:28.623 --> 01:06:30.124 She said, no, no, absolutely not. 01:06:30.345 --> 01:06:30.705 Interesting. 01:06:30.745 --> 01:06:31.145 Interesting. 01:06:31.706 --> 01:06:35.549 Turned into a big argument because I was thinking like, that's a, I love Muriel. 01:06:35.649 --> 01:06:38.452 So this is the subject, like big personal statements in your house. 01:06:39.132 --> 01:06:42.553 Because I've got a huge poster for my film. 01:06:42.593 --> 01:06:43.274 It's huge. 01:06:43.834 --> 01:06:44.614 And I had it framed. 01:06:44.654 --> 01:06:47.135 The company did me a nice favour and had it framed. 01:06:47.355 --> 01:06:48.055 It's huge. 01:06:48.876 --> 01:06:50.016 And I've popped it up in the kitchen. 01:06:51.597 --> 01:06:52.297 We've got a big wall. 01:06:52.317 --> 01:06:53.137 Yeah, you've got a nice big wall. 01:06:53.157 --> 01:06:56.338 And actually my lady partner was very accommodating. 01:06:56.918 --> 01:06:58.039 She's very lovely. 01:06:58.139 --> 01:06:59.919 I said, well, we'll put it up. 01:06:59.959 --> 01:07:00.820 We'll see how it goes. 01:07:01.400 --> 01:07:06.222 It's a big light room and it's quite a dark poster, so it sort of swallows the light a bit. 01:07:07.302 --> 01:07:32.325 like a big yeah terrible you know thing but uh she was very accommodating she was fine and it's going to stay out there we're happy with it yeah but stuff like that can start arguments going can't it because that's that's very much a big joe thing a big dominant joe thing in a space that is both of ours that's right but i used to because i you know i did go to art school my lovely laden wife is many things but it would still be a big a big u statement it would be a massively loud u 01:07:32.765 --> 01:07:34.746 But I don't have any of my other things. 01:07:34.966 --> 01:07:36.426 Well, I've got a few around the house, I guess. 01:07:36.686 --> 01:07:44.129 But I used to have this thing, like I made her an enormous picture, a completely crazy picture out of little doodles that I blew up. 01:07:44.209 --> 01:07:44.809 She hated it. 01:07:44.850 --> 01:07:47.771 I know she hated it. 01:07:47.811 --> 01:07:50.232 I just made that up, but she did hate it. 01:07:50.452 --> 01:07:51.612 I did it for her birthday. 01:07:52.052 --> 01:07:53.593 I had it really nicely framed. 01:07:53.653 --> 01:07:54.533 It was absolutely giant. 01:07:54.613 --> 01:07:56.334 I thought it was wicked and kind of demented. 01:07:57.134 --> 01:07:58.796 She absolutely hated it too much. 01:07:58.856 --> 01:08:01.418 It's like giving her a little teddy bear made out of Rochester. 01:08:01.538 --> 01:08:12.769 Yeah, it's too much instead That's that was my next present for next year But you know for years and years and years she tolerated it without ever saying anything and then we moved into our new house Got sidelined. 01:08:12.809 --> 01:08:16.433 She said why don't you put that in the kids some playroom there in the kids? 01:08:17.354 --> 01:08:45.935 I was like yeah okay not the main kitchen area where everyone would see my Dr. Buckles crazy genius no let's put it in and now it's been moved out of the kids playroom and it's back in Dr. Buckles shed she's basically given it back yeah in slow motion outrageous anyway the other thing that causes a lot of problems around the house is some of her ideas that she gets like sometimes she reads house mags you know like things to do in your house to make them look nice yeah 01:08:46.215 --> 01:08:54.523 Cos we moved in recently and so she's been all excited about making it look fancy and she does this thing where she goes around pulling the furniture out from the wall. 01:08:54.563 --> 01:08:56.505 Yes yes yes you don't the furniture touching the wall. 01:08:56.525 --> 01:08:57.086 What's that? 01:08:57.106 --> 01:08:58.367 Well cos they leave it leaves a mark. 01:08:58.828 --> 01:08:59.128 Is it? 01:08:59.288 --> 01:09:04.113 We try and do that but every time you sit down on it it just pushes the weight of your body pushes it back into the wall. 01:09:04.133 --> 01:09:04.914 I can understand. 01:09:04.934 --> 01:09:05.935 You get a little tide mark. 01:09:06.075 --> 01:09:07.656 If it's the front room, fair enough. 01:09:07.696 --> 01:09:13.379 It's a good tip for increasing the size of the feel of the room to not have all the furniture pushed up against the walls. 01:09:13.739 --> 01:09:16.420 But not like chests of drawers and tables and things. 01:09:16.440 --> 01:09:17.060 I know, that's strange. 01:09:17.361 --> 01:09:20.182 She pulls them out so there's like a big gap behind them all. 01:09:20.422 --> 01:09:21.723 I go around pushing them all back. 01:09:22.143 --> 01:09:23.444 Unless she pulls them out again. 01:09:23.744 --> 01:09:26.625 Well that can be the same with books on bookshelves and CDs. 01:09:27.546 --> 01:09:31.147 People who sit the CDs to the front of the shelf even though the shelf is too deep. 01:09:31.227 --> 01:09:31.468 Right. 01:09:31.848 --> 01:09:33.068 I just shove them all back. 01:09:34.389 --> 01:09:36.610 And this is going on for a long time, so we'll wrap it up in a second. 01:09:36.630 --> 01:09:42.392 But finally, the final thing is she loves to leave things open. 01:09:42.712 --> 01:09:44.353 She'll leave the cupboard doors open. 01:09:44.413 --> 01:09:45.953 She'll leave the drawers open. 01:09:46.113 --> 01:09:47.274 We should encapsulate this, though. 01:09:47.334 --> 01:09:49.775 How do you encapsulate this text the nation subject? 01:09:49.795 --> 01:09:50.915 Because it's gone all over the shop. 01:09:50.935 --> 01:09:53.076 We've had weddings, best man speeches. 01:09:53.096 --> 01:09:54.136 Just leave that alone. 01:09:54.177 --> 01:09:56.577 That was just the hook that we swung in from. 01:09:56.597 --> 01:09:56.918 All right. 01:09:56.978 --> 01:09:57.438 Don't worry. 01:09:57.498 --> 01:09:58.778 Don't obsess about the best man. 01:09:58.798 --> 01:09:59.258 It's domestically. 01:10:01.119 --> 01:10:03.741 Decoration, or you know, domestic arrangement. 01:10:03.761 --> 01:10:05.142 Domestic decoration differences. 01:10:05.302 --> 01:10:05.462 Yeah. 01:10:05.502 --> 01:10:06.223 That's alliterates. 01:10:06.423 --> 01:10:07.483 Therefore it's got to be good. 01:10:07.524 --> 01:10:07.864 Brilliant. 01:10:08.164 --> 01:10:11.946 Yeah, listen, let's have some antagonistic hip-hop. 01:10:11.986 --> 01:10:25.716 Yeah, so domestic, well let's just say that domestic decoration differences is the text isolation subject for this week, so you could get your ideas in for the rest of this show, but if you'd like to contribute throughout the week, if you're listening again or listening on the podcast, where do they have to send their messages? 01:10:25.736 --> 01:10:29.778 They send their communications to adamandjoe.sixmusicatbbc.co.uk. 01:10:31.279 --> 01:10:32.620 Yeah, that's it. 01:10:32.640 --> 01:10:33.961 Yeah, don't text during the week. 01:10:34.201 --> 01:10:34.982 Do not text. 01:10:35.022 --> 01:10:36.783 It'll vanish into the ether right now. 01:10:36.803 --> 01:10:37.684 Here's public enemy. 01:10:37.704 --> 01:10:38.424 This is Fight the Power. 01:11:03.853 --> 01:11:16.743 It's the monkeys Octi monkeys there with black treacle Matt Helders from the band was on the radio with Steve LaMack yesterday and You can listen to that again right now by going on to your I'd play a mate. 01:11:17.184 --> 01:11:20.706 It's a fun thing to do Do you know who's watching the show today? 01:11:20.867 --> 01:11:21.427 Who's out there? 01:11:22.108 --> 01:11:24.069 Who's in our little booth behind the glass? 01:11:24.189 --> 01:11:24.269 Oh 01:11:25.610 --> 01:11:26.051 Yes, I do. 01:11:26.471 --> 01:11:26.931 Who is it? 01:11:27.812 --> 01:11:31.375 It is our in-house illustrator, the mighty James Hood. 01:11:31.395 --> 01:11:32.716 Can we make him come in right now? 01:11:33.437 --> 01:11:35.118 Right now, let's talk to him in a little bit, shall we? 01:11:35.158 --> 01:11:37.680 Because I think this time we had some pop appropriation fun. 01:11:37.961 --> 01:11:40.323 Also, he might be freaked out by the idea. 01:11:40.743 --> 01:11:41.524 He looks excited. 01:11:41.544 --> 01:11:41.624 Yeah? 01:11:41.944 --> 01:11:43.125 Are you up for this, James? 01:11:43.145 --> 01:11:44.106 No, he's shaking his head. 01:11:44.626 --> 01:11:45.247 He doesn't like it. 01:11:45.267 --> 01:11:46.868 He doesn't want to come in. 01:11:46.888 --> 01:11:47.489 We'll work on him. 01:11:47.949 --> 01:11:50.851 But right now, I think, yeah, how about some pop appropriation? 01:11:50.891 --> 01:11:51.792 Let's have the jingle, James. 01:11:53.093 --> 01:12:19.112 I like to change the lyrics of songs from time to time To make them refer to things I do I call it popo-creation and as far as I'm aware it isn't a crime I wonder if it's something you do too 01:12:27.540 --> 01:12:29.801 Yeah, that's the deal, alright? 01:12:29.821 --> 01:12:33.202 A lot of people sing Lock the Taskbar, you know? 01:12:33.662 --> 01:12:35.843 That's a PC thing, though, isn't it? 01:12:35.923 --> 01:12:36.884 Locking the Taskbar. 01:12:37.344 --> 01:12:39.405 I don't get that on my Macintosh computer. 01:12:39.985 --> 01:12:43.046 Anyway, here's another example, though, from Merrick. 01:12:43.146 --> 01:12:46.408 He's the mailest of the mailmen from France, he says. 01:12:47.128 --> 01:12:54.611 And he says, uh, dear evil scientist and his hairy homunculus, while feeding my nine-year-old daughter, Clementine, 01:12:55.291 --> 01:13:01.235 or Clementine, I start to sing to the tune of Screamin' Jay Hawkins' I Put a Spell on You. 01:13:01.255 --> 01:13:03.337 I put a bib on you. 01:13:03.357 --> 01:13:06.319 Cause you're mine. 01:13:06.779 --> 01:13:08.220 Better stop the things you do. 01:13:08.240 --> 01:13:09.701 I ain't lyin'. 01:13:09.721 --> 01:13:11.743 No, I ain't lyin'. 01:13:11.763 --> 01:13:13.904 I can't stand it, baby. 01:13:14.084 --> 01:13:15.926 The food is flyin' around. 01:13:15.946 --> 01:13:19.428 Until you learn to eat your food with just a little more care. 01:13:19.828 --> 01:13:21.069 I'll put a bib on you. 01:13:21.089 --> 01:13:22.330 Because you're mine. 01:13:25.726 --> 01:13:32.431 And he says if you ever want to see a nine-month-old looking bewildered and terrified, this is a good way to go about it. 01:13:32.591 --> 01:13:33.172 Thanks, Merrick. 01:13:33.632 --> 01:13:34.673 He's a mailman from France. 01:13:34.693 --> 01:13:35.533 Thanks a lot, Merrick. 01:13:36.254 --> 01:13:38.035 Here's one from Steve Bent. 01:13:38.596 --> 01:13:38.936 It says, 01:13:43.439 --> 01:14:08.908 On the subject of propropriation I thought I'd mention how my film nerd friends and I used to refer to art house director Vim vendors as hey Vim vendors and always in a bombastic Dame Shirley Bassey styley whenever his name came up example question what's one of the wrecks this weekend answer are they showing the motorcycle diaries again on Saturday and on Sunday there's the new hey Vim vendors bam 01:14:10.740 --> 01:14:29.734 movie land of plenty we also called jim jarmusch jam jarmusch and m night shyamalan m school night shyamalan ah they were the salad days indeed good times steve bent steve bent i wonder if that's the same steve bent that wrote i'm going to spain later covered by the fall 01:14:30.575 --> 01:14:30.915 You never know. 01:14:31.436 --> 01:14:33.217 Uh, Dear Adam and Joe, this is from Michelle. 01:14:33.618 --> 01:14:40.283 She says, When I was younger, whenever my dad would catch me talking on the phone, he would sing loudly to the tune of Willie Nelson's On the Road Again. 01:14:40.844 --> 01:14:41.784 On the phone again. 01:14:41.804 --> 01:14:44.907 I can't believe she's on the phone again. 01:14:45.427 --> 01:14:50.712 What's worse is I now catch myself singing the tune in my head whenever I see my partner playing on his phone. 01:14:50.832 --> 01:14:52.133 Anyway, Kisses, Michelle. 01:14:52.473 --> 01:14:53.214 That is a good one. 01:14:53.234 --> 01:14:55.556 I'm gonna use that on my wife when I go in there. 01:14:55.996 --> 01:15:01.464 Because, and, you know, uh, stop me if this is a grotesque and sexist generalization. 01:15:01.484 --> 01:15:01.665 Stop! 01:15:02.830 --> 01:15:03.030 Good. 01:15:03.951 --> 01:15:04.991 We've also had an email. 01:15:05.011 --> 01:15:05.391 No, go on. 01:15:05.411 --> 01:15:10.334 I was just going to say, ladies love to talk on the phone. 01:15:11.055 --> 01:15:13.816 And when you come into the kitchen, it'll be fun to say. 01:15:13.836 --> 01:15:15.417 I can't believe you said that. 01:15:15.457 --> 01:15:16.778 I gave you the chance to stop me. 01:15:16.838 --> 01:15:17.818 I tried to stop you. 01:15:17.838 --> 01:15:18.899 I know, but then you made me carry on. 01:15:18.919 --> 01:15:19.659 I tried to stop you. 01:15:20.040 --> 01:15:20.840 On the phone again. 01:15:20.860 --> 01:15:22.601 Ladies like to talk on the phone. 01:15:22.721 --> 01:15:23.261 It's true. 01:15:23.321 --> 01:15:24.762 It says it in a book that I read. 01:15:24.782 --> 01:15:25.923 The Sexist Book. 01:15:26.889 --> 01:15:28.690 No, it's written by sexist scientists. 01:15:30.992 --> 01:15:33.293 I love sexist scientists. 01:15:33.453 --> 01:15:36.195 There's a unit of them based at one of the British universities, isn't there? 01:15:36.916 --> 01:15:38.157 Yeah, the sexist unit. 01:15:38.177 --> 01:15:39.377 Yeah, the sexist unit. 01:15:39.397 --> 01:15:40.178 Who paid for that? 01:15:41.899 --> 01:15:42.219 You did. 01:15:42.239 --> 01:15:43.140 Is it Jim Davidson? 01:15:43.740 --> 01:15:44.741 I think Jim... doesn't it? 01:15:44.841 --> 01:15:46.162 No, that's a different department. 01:15:46.642 --> 01:15:53.267 Yeah, it was Jim Davidson and the other sexist comedians. 01:15:53.467 --> 01:15:54.307 Yeah, well, good for them. 01:15:54.367 --> 01:15:56.028 It's good for them and you. 01:15:57.730 --> 01:15:58.870 That's the end of the program. 01:15:58.910 --> 01:15:59.191 Bye bye. 01:16:01.352 --> 01:16:01.752 What now? 01:16:01.832 --> 01:16:02.253 Another one? 01:16:02.713 --> 01:16:05.155 I had another one but it was banned. 01:16:05.355 --> 01:16:10.758 Usually James pretty much ok's most things but I checked this with him in the break and he said nope. 01:16:11.159 --> 01:16:14.281 Yeah, is it true you have to script everything you say in the program now? 01:16:14.921 --> 01:16:15.942 and submit it to James? 01:16:16.142 --> 01:16:16.362 Yeah. 01:16:16.782 --> 01:16:17.503 The night before? 01:16:17.643 --> 01:16:19.624 Yeah, all the stuff that we've been saying today was... Really? 01:16:19.704 --> 01:16:19.824 Yeah. 01:16:20.425 --> 01:16:22.006 Well, that's propropriation for this week. 01:16:22.066 --> 01:16:23.247 Oh no, come on, look! 01:16:23.327 --> 01:16:33.854 I tell you one that we get loads of is people doing variations on Papa Don't Preach in a fairly obvious way, but I thought this was a good one that summed all those messages up. 01:16:33.934 --> 01:16:38.577 This is from Ilse, a heat chap, and he says, morning buckskin robbins and cornetto. 01:16:38.597 --> 01:16:39.698 How do you spell that name? 01:16:39.718 --> 01:16:39.918 I-L-S. 01:16:40.238 --> 01:16:40.599 Really? 01:16:40.739 --> 01:16:40.959 Ilse. 01:16:41.019 --> 01:16:42.120 Very good French film, that. 01:16:42.360 --> 01:16:42.580 Is it? 01:16:42.900 --> 01:16:43.581 Mmm. 01:16:43.761 --> 01:16:44.081 Fun fact. 01:16:44.682 --> 01:16:56.590 When frequenting our favorite Indian restaurant, it is customary amongst myself and my friends, indeed rude not to, to set the menu perusal to the melody of Papa Don't Preach by Madonna with these words. 01:16:56.970 --> 01:17:00.052 Papa Dom, please, I'm in trouble deep. 01:17:00.232 --> 01:17:03.294 Papa Dom, please, I don't know what to eat. 01:17:03.795 --> 01:17:05.636 But I've made up my mind. 01:17:05.976 --> 01:17:10.619 I'll have a chicken Kashmiri with an onion bhaji. 01:17:11.239 --> 01:17:12.260 Papa Dom, please. 01:17:16.062 --> 01:17:37.718 good it's good good good good good good stuff good stuff and and you wanted to wrap it up early and you thought the segment had finished wrong wrong well now it has finished that's proper appropriation for this week i'll put a bib on you because you're 01:17:39.534 --> 01:17:40.155 It is the original. 01:17:40.175 --> 01:17:43.138 Keep them coming in, adamandjoe.6musicapppbc.co.uk. 01:17:43.178 --> 01:17:44.459 Here's some screaming Jay Hawkins. 01:17:45.160 --> 01:17:45.921 Yeah, with the original. 01:17:46.021 --> 01:17:46.742 Oh, you said that already. 01:17:50.368 --> 01:17:50.948 The Bronts. 01:17:51.449 --> 01:17:53.289 Now he's playing at a summer festival, isn't he? 01:17:53.309 --> 01:17:54.030 The Hop Farm. 01:17:54.450 --> 01:17:54.630 Is he? 01:17:54.650 --> 01:17:56.110 The Hop Farm Festival, that's right. 01:17:56.930 --> 01:17:57.931 What is that festival? 01:17:58.831 --> 01:17:59.471 It's in Kent. 01:17:59.511 --> 01:18:00.131 It's in Kent. 01:18:01.372 --> 01:18:02.032 It sounds good. 01:18:02.352 --> 01:18:03.032 Who else is playing? 01:18:03.693 --> 01:18:06.093 They've got a pretty good line up, I can't remember who the other two people are. 01:18:06.274 --> 01:18:09.835 But you would think, I mean it sounds like a sort of relatively small sized festival. 01:18:11.115 --> 01:18:11.455 It is. 01:18:11.475 --> 01:18:13.136 That would be great to see someone like Bronts. 01:18:14.266 --> 01:18:15.828 Why couldn't they get him to the Glasto's? 01:18:16.028 --> 01:18:16.589 Who knows? 01:18:16.609 --> 01:18:17.170 Is he done? 01:18:17.811 --> 01:18:18.772 Yeah, he's done Glasto. 01:18:18.792 --> 01:18:19.252 Has he done Glasto? 01:18:19.272 --> 01:18:19.973 I don't know if he has. 01:18:19.993 --> 01:18:21.275 Has he never done Glasto? 01:18:21.776 --> 01:18:24.159 But he's perverse though, by nature, isn't he? 01:18:24.639 --> 01:18:25.220 He's, yes. 01:18:25.540 --> 01:18:27.343 He likes to just... He's the purple pervert. 01:18:27.683 --> 01:18:28.204 Exactly. 01:18:28.364 --> 01:18:29.025 The purpy perv. 01:18:29.125 --> 01:18:32.209 He likes to just, you know, avoid anything obvious. 01:18:32.609 --> 01:18:32.909 Yeah. 01:18:33.090 --> 01:18:36.112 You know, if everyone's going a certain way- He'll go the other way. 01:18:36.793 --> 01:18:38.735 Even if it's ridiculous for him to do so. 01:18:38.755 --> 01:18:39.876 He'll just probably go upwards. 01:18:40.076 --> 01:18:41.497 You know, if everyone's going- Straight down. 01:18:41.577 --> 01:18:43.719 His mates are all going into the gents for a wizzle-wuzzle. 01:18:43.899 --> 01:18:44.220 Ladies. 01:18:44.240 --> 01:18:44.980 He goes into the ladies. 01:18:45.060 --> 01:18:45.421 Ladies. 01:18:45.481 --> 01:18:46.402 Just to freak them out. 01:18:47.142 --> 01:18:48.003 And all the ladies get angry. 01:18:48.023 --> 01:18:48.764 What are you doing in here? 01:18:48.784 --> 01:18:50.586 You've got your own wizzle-wuzzle shop. 01:18:50.766 --> 01:18:51.246 Go there! 01:18:51.266 --> 01:18:51.306 No. 01:18:53.148 --> 01:18:55.009 That's what Prance says. 01:18:55.029 --> 01:18:56.550 Just to blow their minds. 01:18:56.610 --> 01:18:57.370 No, he's just silent. 01:18:57.390 --> 01:18:58.330 He does silence, doesn't he? 01:18:58.350 --> 01:19:02.112 Do you remember that interview he did when he was just silent and he had slave written on his face? 01:19:02.292 --> 01:19:03.253 Did he do that as well? 01:19:03.493 --> 01:19:03.873 Didn't he? 01:19:04.193 --> 01:19:04.573 Yeah. 01:19:04.613 --> 01:19:07.475 You're not getting him confused with Blaine, are you, with the eye? 01:19:07.695 --> 01:19:08.535 No, no, no, I'm not. 01:19:08.735 --> 01:19:09.716 On Good Morning or whatever it was. 01:19:09.736 --> 01:19:10.356 Prince done that too. 01:19:10.456 --> 01:19:11.117 Prince done that too. 01:19:11.137 --> 01:19:11.697 Yes, he do done that. 01:19:11.717 --> 01:19:12.997 That's my ambition is to do that one day. 01:19:13.017 --> 01:19:15.058 When he was trapped in a record deal, wasn't he? 01:19:15.078 --> 01:19:15.959 He was trapped in a record deal. 01:19:15.979 --> 01:19:16.199 Right. 01:19:16.319 --> 01:19:18.660 He had to do, forced to do publicity, but he didn't want to do it. 01:19:18.700 --> 01:19:20.401 So he just sat there silently with slave written. 01:19:20.501 --> 01:19:24.884 I don't know what, did you ever feel the urge to do something like that when you were doing your Attack the Block publicity? 01:19:24.984 --> 01:19:25.164 Yes. 01:19:25.264 --> 01:19:26.185 To go weird on people? 01:19:26.225 --> 01:19:26.405 Yes. 01:19:26.885 --> 01:19:27.486 Did you actually do it? 01:19:28.666 --> 01:19:29.247 Not really. 01:19:29.267 --> 01:19:31.828 Yeah, I got exhausted and irritable a couple of times. 01:19:31.848 --> 01:19:32.429 Yeah, sure. 01:19:32.589 --> 01:19:33.149 Who wouldn't? 01:19:33.930 --> 01:19:39.293 That would be my ambition if I ever did more of that kind of stuff, would just be to be really weird on someone. 01:19:39.313 --> 01:19:39.953 To go nutsoid. 01:19:39.993 --> 01:19:40.654 To go quiet. 01:19:41.249 --> 01:19:41.849 really quiet. 01:19:41.910 --> 01:19:42.830 What's happened to Dr. Buckles? 01:19:42.850 --> 01:19:43.791 He's usually a figure of fun. 01:19:44.151 --> 01:19:44.852 He's gone quiet. 01:19:45.252 --> 01:19:46.893 He's blowing everyone's mind. 01:19:47.133 --> 01:19:50.696 Hey, listen, just before the news, I just want to mention something that's happening this week. 01:19:51.156 --> 01:19:54.559 It is a fun charity type event. 01:19:55.099 --> 01:19:59.982 Carter's Steam Fair in aid of the National Autistic Society. 01:20:00.103 --> 01:20:06.207 And I mention it apart from the fact that it sounds fun and for a good cause, because I'm going to be involved. 01:20:06.427 --> 01:20:07.488 Wow, that's exciting. 01:20:08.068 --> 01:20:17.497 And basically what is happening is that they've got people like Jarvis Cocker, Six Music's own Jarvis Cocker, who is going to be in the rock and roll dodgems. 01:20:17.537 --> 01:20:21.000 So basically Jarvis and I think, who's that? 01:20:21.060 --> 01:20:25.043 Richard Hawley are going to be DJing on the dodgems there. 01:20:25.744 --> 01:20:28.706 And there's something called the Lightning Skid. 01:20:28.766 --> 01:20:29.967 What's the Lightning Skid? 01:20:31.188 --> 01:20:32.410 Probably some kind of crazy ride. 01:20:33.050 --> 01:20:36.972 Well, that's going to be manned by Johnny Borrell, Boral from Razorlight. 01:20:37.912 --> 01:20:40.474 Harry Hill is going to be manning the Coconut Shy. 01:20:40.574 --> 01:20:40.894 Wow. 01:20:41.214 --> 01:20:44.495 Dr. Buckles is going to be on the Hook-a-Duck stall. 01:20:44.575 --> 01:20:45.836 That's a very good stall for you. 01:20:45.856 --> 01:20:46.636 That's my favourite stall. 01:20:46.656 --> 01:20:47.577 Hook-a-Duck's very easy. 01:20:47.937 --> 01:20:50.138 You're going to be busy because you'll be handing out prizes. 01:20:50.298 --> 01:20:51.379 Not Dr. Buckles' Hook-a-Duck. 01:20:51.479 --> 01:20:52.319 I can always Hook-a-Duck. 01:20:52.339 --> 01:20:54.340 What are you going to make to make the ducks less hookable? 01:20:54.360 --> 01:20:59.743 I've got a Dr. Buckles pole I'm going to use to smack the ducks out of the little kiddies' hands and stuff. 01:20:59.883 --> 01:21:00.503 Just smack the kiddies. 01:21:00.603 --> 01:21:02.144 is out of the hooker duck area. 01:21:02.164 --> 01:21:05.925 It's going to be a much more frightening hooker duck than anyone's ever seen before. 01:21:06.446 --> 01:21:08.847 And who knows, I don't know what Cornballs is doing that night. 01:21:08.867 --> 01:21:09.907 Cornballs may well be down there. 01:21:10.047 --> 01:21:11.388 But it'd be nice to see Cornballs. 01:21:11.668 --> 01:21:13.789 I heard a rumour that Jonathan Ross might be around there as well. 01:21:13.809 --> 01:21:14.789 All kinds of people. 01:21:14.829 --> 01:21:19.751 And apart from any of those ludicrous celebrities, it sounds like it'll be fun. 01:21:19.871 --> 01:21:25.474 It's happening at Eel Brook Common on the New King's Road in London town. 01:21:26.134 --> 01:21:29.855 Friday 17th of June, this coming Friday from 4pm until 9.30. 01:21:30.075 --> 01:21:36.857 I'm hoping I'll be there for at least an hour or so from around 7.30 or something, so do come down, it'd be nice to see you. 01:21:37.337 --> 01:21:48.801 It says that entrance is by wristband only, which can be purchased in advance from www.autism.org.uk slash carters steamfare, or one word. 01:21:49.401 --> 01:21:55.243 I'm sure you will all exactly remember that address, but if you don't, I'm sure you can search for carters steamfare online. 01:21:55.663 --> 01:22:03.187 It does say, though, that a limited number of wristbands will be available to purchase on the night, so you could probably just roll up there and try your luck. 01:22:03.327 --> 01:22:06.328 Eelbrook Common on the New Kings Road, Friday the 17th of June. 01:22:06.848 --> 01:22:07.809 Come on down! 01:22:07.909 --> 01:22:09.390 Right now, it is gone. 01:22:09.410 --> 01:22:10.730 12.30 and it's time for the news. 01:22:13.171 --> 01:22:13.992 Text the nation! 01:22:14.032 --> 01:22:14.312 Text! 01:22:14.412 --> 01:22:14.692 Text! 01:22:14.732 --> 01:22:15.092 Text! 01:22:15.212 --> 01:22:15.953 Text the nation! 01:22:16.013 --> 01:22:16.993 What if I don't want to? 01:22:17.233 --> 01:22:17.934 Text the nation! 01:22:18.054 --> 01:22:19.034 But I'm using email. 01:22:19.214 --> 01:22:19.954 Is that a problem? 01:22:19.974 --> 01:22:20.535 It doesn't matter! 01:22:20.575 --> 01:22:20.775 Text! 01:22:23.106 --> 01:22:26.489 Now, I think we've come across a killer text the nation this week. 01:22:26.549 --> 01:22:27.950 It took us a while to get round to it. 01:22:28.290 --> 01:22:34.195 Yeah, even though Alex says here, I am the groom who's getting married to Helen in three weeks time. 01:22:34.756 --> 01:22:36.417 He sparked this whole thing off in a way. 01:22:36.437 --> 01:22:41.401 He says, I was very shocked to hear our names on the radio and ran upstairs to drag my fiance out of the shower. 01:22:41.662 --> 01:22:47.266 She left a trail of shampoo through the house as she realized that we were about to be the subject of the next text the nation. 01:22:47.567 --> 01:22:51.250 My best man was about to get his speech written for him live on the radio by Adam and Joe. 01:22:51.610 --> 01:22:52.470 Alas, it was not to be. 01:22:52.690 --> 01:22:57.172 In true Adam and Joe style, by the time we got to the radio, the subject had in fact completely changed. 01:22:57.412 --> 01:22:58.933 I've no idea what Texanation is now. 01:22:59.513 --> 01:23:03.014 Well, Texanation is now all about domestic decoration disputes. 01:23:03.054 --> 01:23:18.719 Yeah, the triple D. When you move in together and you have to decide what kind of a style you're going to have your accommodation in and arguments arise, or if you've lived for a while and a new object or idea enters your brain space, you want to impose it on your living-ness and your partner disagrees. 01:23:18.759 --> 01:23:20.000 So here are some good ones, all right? 01:23:20.600 --> 01:23:24.123 Here is one that's come in from Stevie, who's a man from Glasgow. 01:23:24.163 --> 01:23:25.384 He says he's a Sith Lord. 01:23:25.744 --> 01:23:26.104 Is he? 01:23:26.124 --> 01:23:26.205 Yeah. 01:23:27.205 --> 01:23:27.606 Dangerous. 01:23:28.186 --> 01:23:33.210 And he says, who wouldn't want a full-scale Darth Vader replica helmet as a living room centrepiece? 01:23:34.911 --> 01:23:35.592 Who wouldn't want that? 01:23:35.652 --> 01:23:36.713 My girlfriend, apparently. 01:23:37.474 --> 01:23:41.277 It has since been moved to my fortress of solitude where we can now be alone together. 01:23:42.518 --> 01:23:44.381 Fortress of solitude, good one. 01:23:44.641 --> 01:23:50.630 Yeah, so that's a good example, but that feels like the girlfriend has had a pretty instantaneous dominance. 01:23:51.271 --> 01:23:53.274 She's just said, no, and he's gone. 01:23:53.294 --> 01:23:54.116 He's capitulated. 01:23:54.196 --> 01:23:56.559 We know who wears the trousers there, Sith Lord. 01:23:57.040 --> 01:23:58.301 That's a shame, isn't it? 01:23:58.321 --> 01:24:00.382 When stuff like that starts getting moved out the house. 01:24:00.962 --> 01:24:04.124 Tom, who is a male practical man from Buxton in Norfolk. 01:24:05.085 --> 01:24:06.626 Domestic decorating disputes. 01:24:06.866 --> 01:24:07.346 DDD. 01:24:07.566 --> 01:24:08.467 Don't get me started. 01:24:08.487 --> 01:24:09.127 Her. 01:24:09.507 --> 01:24:10.968 I want curtains down to the floor. 01:24:11.349 --> 01:24:11.589 Me. 01:24:11.849 --> 01:24:12.909 It's completely impractical. 01:24:12.949 --> 01:24:20.254 Not only will we have to pull the furniture away from the window but also the heat from the radiators will be trapped beneath the curtain leaving us cold and miserable just like this argument. 01:24:20.694 --> 01:24:22.756 this exact same argument the other day. 01:24:22.776 --> 01:24:24.738 Why do the curtains have to drag along the floor? 01:24:25.019 --> 01:24:27.481 Can't we have them just a little like inch dangling above? 01:24:27.541 --> 01:24:28.222 Isn't that normal? 01:24:28.582 --> 01:24:32.166 They're gonna get dirty the bottoms of the curtains. 01:24:32.186 --> 01:24:32.967 Here's one from Rachel. 01:24:33.387 --> 01:24:39.073 My dad painted a huge 15th century king and queen brass rubbing on the dining room wall for a party in the 70s. 01:24:39.754 --> 01:24:40.295 It's still there. 01:24:41.036 --> 01:24:49.967 Along with a three foot postman pat, a seven foot penguin and at the bottom of the stairs a spider web stroke care bear mural up the stairs. 01:24:49.987 --> 01:24:50.228 What? 01:24:50.628 --> 01:24:53.512 She's actually written mural up the stairs on purpose. 01:24:53.792 --> 01:24:56.236 A kangaroo stroke clown montage all horrible. 01:24:57.552 --> 01:25:00.375 So that dad has done loads of murals over the years. 01:25:00.455 --> 01:25:02.437 I'm not doing murals inside the house. 01:25:02.477 --> 01:25:03.598 I would do it if I could. 01:25:03.618 --> 01:25:05.139 Well at least they're hidden inside the house. 01:25:05.840 --> 01:25:07.121 Everyone can see them outside. 01:25:07.762 --> 01:25:11.585 I'm not going to put a Care Bear Muriel with spider webs on the outside. 01:25:11.605 --> 01:25:13.907 Do a big spider web with lots of Care Bears trapped in it. 01:25:14.368 --> 01:25:15.129 All terrified. 01:25:16.129 --> 01:25:16.730 Here's another one. 01:25:21.992 --> 01:25:23.553 This is Nick in King's Cross. 01:25:23.593 --> 01:25:24.173 Of course it is. 01:25:24.654 --> 01:25:31.958 Me and my girlfriend Liz just moved in and she made me put her vegetable poster in the kitchen instead of my Whitney Houston poster. 01:25:32.298 --> 01:25:33.378 I am sad about this. 01:25:33.398 --> 01:25:38.461 You should just combine the two and have Whitney Houston cradling a vegetable. 01:25:40.502 --> 01:25:42.283 You can get those posters. 01:25:43.933 --> 01:25:45.014 What vegetable is she trading? 01:25:45.094 --> 01:25:46.175 It's a big, big bit of broccoli. 01:25:47.416 --> 01:25:48.617 Not a marrow or something. 01:25:48.737 --> 01:25:48.877 No. 01:25:50.058 --> 01:25:50.218 No. 01:25:50.559 --> 01:25:51.560 Whitney Houston with a big bit of broccoli. 01:25:51.580 --> 01:25:53.421 It's from that Christian vegetable program. 01:25:53.962 --> 01:25:54.602 Vegetales. 01:25:55.403 --> 01:25:57.164 I thought that was a bloke, Christian vegetable. 01:26:00.427 --> 01:26:05.852 Would it be late period Whitney or would it be like addled Whitney or young fresh Whitney? 01:26:05.912 --> 01:26:06.813 It would be addled Whitney. 01:26:07.073 --> 01:26:08.514 Addled Whitney with some broccoli. 01:26:10.516 --> 01:26:11.477 I want that poster. 01:26:11.997 --> 01:26:14.178 Here's another one finally from Harriet. 01:26:15.298 --> 01:26:17.479 Dear Adam and Joe, my boyfriend collects film posters. 01:26:17.840 --> 01:26:22.362 We live in a very petite flat, so most of them end up under the bed, making less room for my shoes. 01:26:22.922 --> 01:26:29.165 He has four big framed Kill Bill posters in our hallway, leaning against the wall as there's nowhere else to put them up. 01:26:29.605 --> 01:26:33.627 We've been here for four years, but the posters make it look like we've just moved in. 01:26:33.687 --> 01:26:34.387 I hate them! 01:26:35.003 --> 01:26:40.326 I sometimes imagine ways I could break them accidentally by brushing past them and knocking them over. 01:26:40.346 --> 01:26:43.028 He says they're worth money, so we have to keep them. 01:26:43.228 --> 01:26:43.889 Would you like to buy them? 01:26:43.909 --> 01:26:45.049 They're yours for 20 pounds. 01:26:46.510 --> 01:26:47.111 Thanks, Harriet. 01:26:47.811 --> 01:26:49.172 She could so easily bust them up. 01:26:49.652 --> 01:26:51.974 All she needed to bring a ladder in the front room, anything. 01:26:52.034 --> 01:26:53.474 I mean, very easily. 01:26:53.494 --> 01:26:54.315 Here's another top tip. 01:26:54.575 --> 01:26:55.115 Have a baby. 01:26:55.296 --> 01:26:56.416 They won't last very long then. 01:26:56.576 --> 01:26:58.217 Right, then anything dangerous has to go. 01:26:58.357 --> 01:27:00.999 Yeah, you smash them up with a pram, anything like that. 01:27:02.720 --> 01:27:04.001 Why does he need four? 01:27:04.041 --> 01:27:04.662 You could do that. 01:27:04.702 --> 01:27:09.525 You could just tip off Frank, give him 50p, tell him to break one of... No, I can't. 01:27:09.585 --> 01:27:09.825 It's bad. 01:27:09.845 --> 01:27:10.245 This is bad. 01:27:10.426 --> 01:27:10.786 Yeah. 01:27:11.246 --> 01:27:14.849 I'd tell him to go around with a pair of scissors, get Natty to go around cutting the bottoms off the curtains. 01:27:14.869 --> 01:27:15.489 Off the curtains? 01:27:15.509 --> 01:27:16.370 Bottoms off the curtains. 01:27:17.531 --> 01:27:17.971 Good idea. 01:27:17.991 --> 01:27:18.611 Then you're blameless. 01:27:18.892 --> 01:27:21.113 So that's a very... I think it's a very good Text-The-Nation. 01:27:21.153 --> 01:27:21.693 Yeah, man. 01:27:21.854 --> 01:27:24.796 Keep them coming in because they could be in retro Text-The-Nation next week. 01:27:24.896 --> 01:27:29.159 Email adamandjoe.sixmusic at bbc.co.uk with your domestic decoration disputes. 01:27:29.479 --> 01:27:30.179 The Triple D! 01:27:30.560 --> 01:27:32.321 Now, time for some Bunnyville. 01:27:32.422 --> 01:27:33.273 This is Calgary. 01:27:34.375 --> 01:27:37.677 Yeah, that's Bon Iver and Calgary. 01:27:37.977 --> 01:27:39.078 He's got a lady voice. 01:27:39.919 --> 01:27:40.399 That's funny. 01:27:40.419 --> 01:27:41.560 I don't know if you noticed. 01:27:41.940 --> 01:27:46.743 Now we've been joined in the studio by friend of the program, James Hood. 01:27:46.923 --> 01:27:51.807 He's an illustrator that got in touch with us while we were on our hiatus, our sabbatical. 01:27:52.447 --> 01:27:54.989 And he said, uh, Hey, I like your show. 01:27:55.149 --> 01:28:01.013 And if you ever want a in-house illustrator, I think James, the example you use was the news quiz, wasn't it? 01:28:01.113 --> 01:28:04.215 Or does Sandy Toxvig have someone that illustrates stuff for her? 01:28:04.475 --> 01:28:11.980 Yeah, I saw somehow on some cartoonists blog or whatever that Sandi Toksvik had a cartoonist. 01:28:13.060 --> 01:28:14.141 I didn't really know what that involved. 01:28:14.221 --> 01:28:15.342 That's what all famous people get. 01:28:15.362 --> 01:28:16.522 They get personal cartoonists. 01:28:16.562 --> 01:28:18.183 And now we've got one. 01:28:18.223 --> 01:28:18.964 So we've made it. 01:28:19.124 --> 01:28:19.804 Ours is better. 01:28:20.024 --> 01:28:20.885 Ours is much, much better. 01:28:20.905 --> 01:28:24.287 James Hood is a very talented illustrator, if you don't mind me saying so, James. 01:28:24.567 --> 01:28:25.968 I'd like to say so too, James. 01:28:26.128 --> 01:28:26.488 Thanks very much. 01:28:26.508 --> 01:28:27.549 I think you're really, really good. 01:28:27.569 --> 01:28:32.152 You were just before we came on there, James had a little bit of self-loathing about your own work. 01:28:32.392 --> 01:28:32.652 Oh, really? 01:28:32.972 --> 01:28:33.532 Yeah. 01:28:33.552 --> 01:28:35.133 But you're amongst friends, we love a bit of south loading. 01:28:35.153 --> 01:28:36.393 What's your problem with your own stuff? 01:28:37.674 --> 01:28:41.716 Give us the harshest critique, the critique that you fear most from your enemies. 01:28:42.996 --> 01:28:44.137 That's hardcore. 01:28:45.017 --> 01:28:48.739 I don't know, there's a couple of pictures that I've done for you that I just don't like at all. 01:28:49.299 --> 01:28:50.840 How would you describe your style? 01:28:52.301 --> 01:28:58.128 Yeah, well you kindly described it as naive, but these are just my best drawing skills really. 01:28:58.208 --> 01:28:59.690 It's just about as good as I can do it. 01:28:59.830 --> 01:29:02.533 Do you think self-loathing is quite important as an artist? 01:29:02.553 --> 01:29:05.016 Yeah, yeah, I think it probably is. 01:29:05.037 --> 01:29:06.939 Well, Camp Baquiles, do you like a bit of self-loathing? 01:29:07.139 --> 01:29:07.619 Love it, man. 01:29:07.659 --> 01:29:08.219 Do you love it? 01:29:08.339 --> 01:29:09.440 bowlfuls of it every morning. 01:29:09.660 --> 01:29:09.980 Yeah. 01:29:10.100 --> 01:29:10.800 It's delish. 01:29:11.020 --> 01:29:11.340 Really? 01:29:11.800 --> 01:29:13.281 I get a lot of self-loathing after drinking. 01:29:13.301 --> 01:29:13.841 Do you ever get that? 01:29:14.321 --> 01:29:15.321 Well, I, yeah. 01:29:15.361 --> 01:29:15.461 Yeah. 01:29:15.481 --> 01:29:17.122 That's one of the bad things about booze though, isn't it? 01:29:17.322 --> 01:29:18.322 Well, I can get it for up to a week. 01:29:18.582 --> 01:29:18.822 Yeah. 01:29:18.922 --> 01:29:20.843 That's a good text the nation. 01:29:20.883 --> 01:29:21.943 Maybe we should bank that up. 01:29:21.983 --> 01:29:23.624 Like what you, what you hate about yourself. 01:29:24.364 --> 01:29:24.964 Do you know what I mean? 01:29:24.984 --> 01:29:25.685 Proper self-loathing. 01:29:25.705 --> 01:29:26.505 That would be a big one. 01:29:26.705 --> 01:29:30.748 Do you ever get any little helpfuls of, you know, little spoonfuls? 01:29:30.808 --> 01:29:31.308 Oh, I love it. 01:29:31.368 --> 01:29:31.708 I love it. 01:29:32.028 --> 01:29:32.369 I love it. 01:29:32.549 --> 01:29:33.469 It keeps me going. 01:29:33.709 --> 01:29:34.390 It's absolutely delicious. 01:29:34.410 --> 01:29:36.931 Yeah, I'm like a steam train powered by it. 01:29:37.732 --> 01:29:39.693 Shovelling it into my brain. 01:29:39.873 --> 01:29:42.515 It's the modern fun food. 01:29:42.815 --> 01:29:43.135 It is. 01:29:43.835 --> 01:29:46.837 So what is, do you earn a living being in Illustrator, James? 01:29:46.877 --> 01:29:48.078 I mean, I don't think 01:29:48.758 --> 01:29:51.239 You are making piles of cash from the big British castle. 01:29:51.279 --> 01:29:55.020 I think yours is a labour of love, isn't it, that we post on the blog every now and again. 01:29:55.040 --> 01:29:57.941 But where is your main source of income then? 01:29:58.241 --> 01:30:00.962 Well, I do that and I do some editing. 01:30:01.002 --> 01:30:01.802 I edit books as well. 01:30:02.862 --> 01:30:03.782 Here's a more interesting question. 01:30:06.744 --> 01:30:07.684 How long does it take you to do them? 01:30:07.704 --> 01:30:09.205 Because you've got to turn them over in a week, right? 01:30:09.705 --> 01:30:10.805 And they're very detailed. 01:30:11.346 --> 01:30:12.646 Yeah, it takes one to two days. 01:30:13.026 --> 01:30:13.747 One to two days. 01:30:14.467 --> 01:30:14.967 Wow. 01:30:15.007 --> 01:30:15.647 You are amazing. 01:30:15.727 --> 01:30:17.408 Thank you for the gift of your drawings. 01:30:17.468 --> 01:30:22.530 And so what you do is you, do you listen to the show live or do you listen to, listen again or the podcast? 01:30:23.310 --> 01:30:28.212 Yeah, well I used to really enjoy the show and now I just listen to it with a frown and a notebook. 01:30:28.412 --> 01:30:34.134 And then I usually listen to it, then I listen to the podcast because I am, if I listen to it live, I have no ideas. 01:30:34.474 --> 01:30:36.075 What was your routine in the olden days? 01:30:36.095 --> 01:30:38.375 Would you listen to the podcast with a little glass of wine there? 01:30:38.495 --> 01:30:41.316 Yeah, I'd just lie in bed and listen to it, yeah. 01:30:41.476 --> 01:30:42.057 Staring at the ceiling. 01:30:42.117 --> 01:30:42.417 Relaxing. 01:30:42.577 --> 01:30:44.618 Yeah, now I just pace around the house. 01:30:44.778 --> 01:30:46.218 Pace around the house thinking... We've ruined it for you. 01:30:46.518 --> 01:30:48.139 Yeah, I don't enjoy it anymore at all. 01:30:48.159 --> 01:30:48.839 Well James, thanks. 01:30:50.340 --> 01:30:55.181 Yeah, no, James, really nice to meet you finally and thank you so much for being our... Well, no, thank you very much. 01:30:55.461 --> 01:30:57.042 Our drawing servant. 01:30:58.102 --> 01:30:58.763 Drawing slave. 01:30:58.983 --> 01:31:00.023 Drawing slave. 01:31:00.043 --> 01:31:01.203 Here's a little bit of justice. 01:31:01.644 --> 01:31:02.764 This is called civilization. 01:31:04.080 --> 01:31:06.563 Laura Marling with darkness descends. 01:31:06.644 --> 01:31:08.125 She's gonna be at Glastonbury this year. 01:31:09.027 --> 01:31:11.289 Just hearing about some of the other people at Hop Farm. 01:31:11.369 --> 01:31:12.611 Lou Reed's gonna be there. 01:31:12.631 --> 01:31:13.833 The Eagles are gonna be there. 01:31:13.913 --> 01:31:15.194 Morrissey's gonna be there. 01:31:15.555 --> 01:31:16.896 That's a killer lineup, isn't it? 01:31:16.916 --> 01:31:18.879 Might have to try and get down there. 01:31:19.059 --> 01:31:21.801 Well folks that's just about it for our program this week. 01:31:21.921 --> 01:31:30.868 Don't forget that if you'd like to get in touch throughout the week if you're listening again or checking out the podcast which incidentally will be available after 6 p.m. 01:31:30.928 --> 01:31:36.893 this evening then the address to send your submissions to emails only please no texts is Joe Cornish. 01:31:38.021 --> 01:31:39.182 I was having some water, I wasn't ready. 01:31:39.202 --> 01:31:41.643 And now I was waiting for the water guy down your throat. 01:31:41.764 --> 01:31:48.748 Adamandjoe.6musicatbbc.co.uk not an ampersand, and the number six, not the word six. 01:31:49.048 --> 01:31:49.229 Yeah. 01:31:49.469 --> 01:31:49.729 Okay. 01:31:50.469 --> 01:31:51.830 Liz Kershaw is coming up next. 01:31:52.210 --> 01:31:56.513 She's got naughty Glenn Matlock from the Sex Pistols in the house. 01:31:56.693 --> 01:31:57.114 Naughty. 01:31:57.514 --> 01:31:58.054 Naughty. 01:31:58.114 --> 01:31:59.515 There's bound to be some rebellious ones. 01:31:59.555 --> 01:32:01.957 Is Glenn Matlock the one that the others hated? 01:32:02.037 --> 01:32:04.299 No, it was the other guy that got booted out, wasn't it? 01:32:04.799 --> 01:32:06.120 Who was the one that got fired first? 01:32:06.160 --> 01:32:07.721 Hey, hey, hey, look, she's there, she's telling us. 01:32:09.122 --> 01:32:10.043 It was Glenn Matlock. 01:32:11.204 --> 01:32:27.722 There's an amazing interview I heard the other day on one of the shows on 6music where they repeat bits from the archive with Mark Radcliffe, his time machine thing, and they played this Sex Pistols interview, well it was Sid Vicious and Johnny Rotten talking in, you know, 77 or whatever it was. 01:32:29.043 --> 01:32:34.770 And they are being so unkind and teasing, Glenn Matlock and Malcolm McLaren and pretty much everyone else. 01:32:35.251 --> 01:32:39.195 But anyway, we'll hear the man himself in action on Liz's show coming up next. 01:32:39.215 --> 01:32:39.936 Stay tuned for that. 01:32:39.996 --> 01:32:41.818 Have a wonderful week, ladies and gentlemen. 01:32:42.058 --> 01:32:42.999 Yeah, thanks a lot for listening. 01:32:43.039 --> 01:32:48.205 Don't forget, you can listen via the iPlayer if you want to listen again, or there'll be a podcast available in a matter of hours. 01:32:48.486 --> 01:32:49.006 Take care. 01:32:49.046 --> 01:32:49.347 We love you. 01:32:49.367 --> 01:32:49.627 Bye.