WEBVTT 00:00.269 --> 00:01.871 We are hardcore fans. 00:02.191 --> 00:05.675 I tried listening to the live show, there's too many music gaps between the chat. 00:06.336 --> 00:10.440 My solution was to find online previous shows with just the music cut out. 00:10.480 --> 00:13.463 Apparently those exist, I'm not sure you're allowed to do them. 00:15.325 --> 00:15.966 In your face man! 00:30.957 --> 00:56.228 that's about someone going to an all-you-can-eat buffet and just taking way too much really yeah control yourself take only what you need from it it's an important subject for a song of course it is I mean enough of these songs about love and self-aggrandizing well exactly someone's got to deal with the people who are being very greedy with the all-you-can-eat buffet things that matter you don't need those role you need all those roles 00:56.528 --> 00:57.189 One is fine. 00:57.309 --> 00:57.970 One roll is fine. 00:57.990 --> 00:59.272 You can go back if you need another one. 00:59.592 --> 01:00.694 Hey listeners, good morning. 01:01.214 --> 01:03.618 This is Adam and Joe on BBC6 Music. 01:04.018 --> 01:04.999 Welcome to the programme. 01:05.039 --> 01:06.461 We're here until 1pm. 01:06.521 --> 01:07.322 My name's Joe. 01:07.883 --> 01:08.544 My name's Adam. 01:08.744 --> 01:09.525 Hey Joe. 01:09.545 --> 01:11.948 Where you been with that? 01:12.489 --> 01:13.769 guitar in your hand. 01:14.290 --> 01:16.070 You've been to the American states. 01:16.090 --> 01:17.631 I've been to Americans, yeah. 01:17.671 --> 01:18.291 Yeah, what was it like? 01:18.351 --> 01:20.051 It was fun, it's amazing. 01:21.352 --> 01:23.553 Ronald Reagan is president. 01:23.593 --> 01:23.953 Is he? 01:24.293 --> 01:25.553 He used to be a film star. 01:25.613 --> 01:26.914 He did, he did. 01:26.954 --> 01:28.614 What's he did, president? 01:28.634 --> 01:33.716 I saw the new film The Money Pit with Tom Hanks and Shelley De Winters. 01:33.736 --> 01:34.916 Apparently it's better than ET. 01:34.976 --> 01:35.536 It's better than ET. 01:35.616 --> 01:37.577 It's amazing, it's amazing, it's amazing. 01:37.637 --> 01:40.718 And all the rage out there are Dealey socks. 01:41.038 --> 01:44.219 Yeah, the cat dealies made them trendy. 01:44.319 --> 01:47.121 Yeah, you put them on your head and they woggle around. 01:47.781 --> 01:48.861 I love that stuff. 01:49.262 --> 01:52.823 And everyone eats skateboards. 01:52.863 --> 01:53.443 It's amazing. 01:53.463 --> 01:54.124 That's what they do. 01:54.164 --> 01:59.466 They, they go around on chocolate skateboards with licorice wheels and then they flip them up in the air and catch them in their mouths. 01:59.986 --> 02:01.147 And they talk like that. 02:01.727 --> 02:03.068 Everybody talks like that. 02:07.836 --> 02:08.857 No, it was very good fun. 02:09.518 --> 02:12.340 But I hear the show went alarmingly well without me. 02:12.400 --> 02:14.041 Garth did another very good job. 02:14.101 --> 02:14.962 We won a Sony. 02:15.262 --> 02:16.483 Did you win a Sony? 02:16.503 --> 02:18.085 They had a special ceremony. 02:18.105 --> 02:19.306 They won a special award. 02:19.366 --> 02:20.287 Wow, that's humiliating. 02:20.307 --> 02:24.771 Chris Evans bust in halfway through the show and said, listen, we've decided to give you this Sony. 02:25.051 --> 02:26.272 Well, that's it for cornballs. 02:26.292 --> 02:27.133 Yeah, I'm afraid so. 02:27.493 --> 02:27.953 Game over. 02:27.973 --> 02:28.494 Looking good. 02:29.054 --> 02:31.256 So you've got to play your A game this week. 02:31.516 --> 02:37.360 Okay, okay, okay, well we're going to start that A game with, what's it called? 02:37.960 --> 02:39.581 With the Black Squadron command, yes. 02:39.762 --> 02:40.862 Yeah, let's have the jingle jungle. 02:42.063 --> 02:45.105 Black Squadron! 02:45.245 --> 02:53.151 Always catch the beginning of the show Black Squadron don't want to miss a thing That's not the way Black Squadron rolls 02:56.417 --> 03:11.180 Ooh, there's a little bit of live squadron commanding going on there. 03:11.780 --> 03:22.162 So Black Squadron is the elite listening force that has been generated over the months and years on this programme, a highly trained group of listeners who listen to the show live in the first hour. 03:22.542 --> 03:23.362 Welcome, Black Squadron. 03:23.382 --> 03:24.382 How are you doing, squadron? 03:24.462 --> 03:25.784 We're going to issue you a command. 03:26.425 --> 03:40.104 Your job then is to execute that command and take a photo of yourself doing it and send it to us here at the Adam and Joe show on BBC6music, either by text 64046 or by email adamandjoe.cotton. 03:40.945 --> 03:44.067 No, adamandjoe.sixmusicatbbc.cotton.uk. 03:44.687 --> 03:45.928 bbc.co.uk. 03:46.148 --> 03:46.428 Sorry. 03:47.789 --> 03:55.634 And remember, if you send us a photo, you are giving us explicit, implicit permission to pop it on our blog. 03:55.694 --> 03:55.854 Yeah. 03:56.494 --> 03:56.714 Yeah. 03:56.874 --> 03:57.734 Pop it anywhere we want. 03:57.774 --> 03:59.015 Pop it anywhere we want. 03:59.055 --> 04:00.135 Possibly on the side of a bus. 04:00.155 --> 04:00.975 Pop it on a balloon. 04:01.215 --> 04:02.356 Launch the balloon into space. 04:02.616 --> 04:03.856 So it's a single word command. 04:04.116 --> 04:06.597 You can interpret that command in any way you want. 04:06.997 --> 04:08.478 We will read out the ones we get in. 04:08.938 --> 04:13.819 Read out or describe the ones we get in fastest and that are the most imaginative and powerful. 04:14.039 --> 04:14.239 Yeah. 04:14.539 --> 04:17.660 This week we have some music for you to perform the task to. 04:18.120 --> 04:18.240 Ooh. 04:18.741 --> 04:19.261 It is a... 04:20.521 --> 04:20.721 What? 04:20.981 --> 04:22.082 Performing to the music. 04:22.402 --> 04:35.767 It is a single word Black Squadron command and the track we're going to play you is, you know, based... it's the theme to a famous movie which happens to have the same name as the command and it's a disco version of the theme to that movie. 04:36.167 --> 04:38.148 I can't really tell you what it is without giving away the command. 04:38.388 --> 04:41.650 Well, you've got to say the command at the beginning and then fire off the music. 04:41.670 --> 04:41.910 Yeah, exactly. 04:41.930 --> 04:43.511 We're going to say the command then fire off the music. 04:43.671 --> 04:49.215 The music is an exciting disco version of the theme to this 1978 film. 04:49.315 --> 04:50.655 I think it's... 79, I think. 04:51.076 --> 04:50.655 79. 04:52.056 --> 04:54.378 Maybe I'm talking about the US release, Adam. 04:54.638 --> 04:56.639 No, you're not. 04:57.579 --> 04:57.960 Here we go. 04:58.000 --> 04:59.220 So here's the command, Black Squadron. 04:59.521 --> 04:59.981 Stand by. 05:00.001 --> 05:01.762 Your command this week is Alien. 05:03.752 --> 05:04.112 There we are. 05:04.132 --> 05:06.233 That's the theme from the film Alien. 05:06.773 --> 05:07.774 That's the disco version. 05:07.814 --> 05:09.535 It's by a band called Nostromo. 05:10.055 --> 05:12.196 Edgar Wright gave that to me on MP3. 05:12.296 --> 05:13.657 I haven't really got any details. 05:14.317 --> 05:16.218 Would you like to say the word details like that? 05:16.438 --> 05:16.938 Details? 05:16.958 --> 05:17.539 I say deetles. 05:17.819 --> 05:20.540 Deetles, do you? 05:20.580 --> 05:20.720 Yeah. 05:20.740 --> 05:21.561 Well done, Black Squadron. 05:22.001 --> 05:23.121 We've had some photos in. 05:23.141 --> 05:24.422 We will be processing them. 05:24.622 --> 05:28.384 And in the link after this one, we'll describe some of them to you. 05:28.624 --> 05:28.744 Yeah. 05:28.764 --> 05:30.045 I got stung by a bee. 05:30.905 --> 05:47.317 did you how awful this week how awful yeah how did that happen well i felt that slightly i had it coming to me because did you provoke the bee yeah what did you do i went out i was doing you know i do this thing online on my youtube channel actually you know it's on the bbc comedy channel called uh countryman 05:48.057 --> 05:53.181 And I dress up in like a top hat and I talk like this and I walk around the countryside. 05:53.201 --> 05:54.522 It's funny, I like it a lot. 05:54.562 --> 05:56.543 People should check it out if they haven't checked it out. 05:56.703 --> 05:58.904 I make a lot of observations about the country. 05:59.345 --> 06:02.647 So I was going to do one about bees and how much I hate bees. 06:03.127 --> 06:08.851 Because I'll never ever forgive the bees for what they did to Macaulay Culkin in my go. 06:09.489 --> 06:12.393 Mmm, and so they could they killed him killed. 06:12.513 --> 06:18.622 They killed totally unexpected just after he'd had his first kiss with them What's-her-face Anna Pat Quinn or someone? 06:18.642 --> 06:23.408 Yeah, it's not an apparently lady fingers Yeah, and what are they nine in that film or something? 06:23.568 --> 06:25.170 They're too young to be killed by bees. 06:25.210 --> 06:26.813 That's for sure in a family movie 06:27.493 --> 06:28.013 You know what I mean? 06:28.053 --> 06:29.374 But it's important, it's instructional. 06:29.494 --> 06:32.656 Sure it is, yeah, it teaches you about death, but... I think it's very stereotypical. 06:32.676 --> 06:34.737 There should be a warning at the front, shouldn't there? 06:34.777 --> 06:35.757 Like at the beginning of that film. 06:36.297 --> 06:39.399 And now the family film, My Girl, starring Macaulay Culkin. 06:39.659 --> 06:42.580 Warning, he gets killed by bees halfway through! 06:43.120 --> 06:44.041 It's dramatic! 06:44.341 --> 06:47.162 It's important for kids to understand mortality. 06:47.182 --> 06:51.904 There's that film Bridge to Terabithia as well that's a real stomach punch. 06:52.905 --> 06:54.406 We don't want to give away the ending to that. 06:55.546 --> 06:56.647 You'll never guess what happens in that. 06:57.127 --> 07:03.410 But so I went out and I was dressed in my top hat and stuff and my stupid clothes and I film all these bits on my own, right? 07:03.430 --> 07:07.551 So I had my tripod set up and I found a nest of bees in this old abandoned house. 07:07.952 --> 07:08.812 They were going nuts. 07:08.872 --> 07:09.732 Lovely sunny day. 07:10.153 --> 07:12.974 I thought, brilliant, perfect bees to do my filming with. 07:13.394 --> 07:15.435 So I set up my tripod, start filming them, right? 07:15.455 --> 07:20.938 And I'm zooming in, and I'm a few feet away, and I got my telephoto lens on there to avoid any trouble. 07:21.278 --> 07:29.381 So I zoom in on them, and then I start doing some clowning around, jumping around in front of the camera, and they start buzzing around me. 07:29.462 --> 07:32.003 So I keep my distance again and I move away. 07:32.703 --> 07:34.644 But then they started coming after me. 07:35.504 --> 07:36.585 I didn't know they did that. 07:37.239 --> 07:43.840 Well they don't usually do it, it's only when particular comedians are doing particular routines. 07:43.880 --> 07:45.441 He's doing country man, let's get him! 07:46.761 --> 07:48.521 I mean, it was really frightening. 07:49.021 --> 07:52.622 And I thought it only happened in cartoons and stuff where people are running away from swarms of people. 07:52.642 --> 07:53.522 They were properly chasing you. 07:53.542 --> 07:56.123 They were chasing me like in a cartoon. 07:56.283 --> 07:58.643 What a shame you didn't have a cameraman there to follow it. 07:58.703 --> 08:03.224 Well exactly, I mean I've got the audio, I should have brought in the audio of me screaming, actually I can't play it. 08:03.244 --> 08:03.904 Where did you get bitten? 08:04.624 --> 08:05.805 I, they went for my face. 08:05.985 --> 08:07.025 Of course they went for your face. 08:07.465 --> 08:11.387 And they rummaged in there and they got, they bit me on the eyebrow. 08:11.687 --> 08:11.967 Right. 08:12.408 --> 08:13.708 Right, they stung the heck out of me. 08:13.728 --> 08:14.368 On the eyebrow. 08:14.449 --> 08:14.649 Yeah. 08:14.669 --> 08:18.991 They probably, it's probably a good time to have a beard, you know, because they, that's half your face out of action. 08:19.011 --> 08:19.811 That's true, yeah. 08:20.011 --> 08:21.131 Unless one of them gets tangled in there. 08:21.171 --> 08:22.072 Unless one of them gets tangled. 08:22.112 --> 08:22.852 And does multiple stings. 08:22.912 --> 08:23.432 Exactly. 08:23.893 --> 08:26.074 It was so freaky and they kept coming for me. 08:26.634 --> 08:29.095 And, you know, I'd be thinking, oh I've lost them, I've lost them. 08:29.355 --> 08:33.531 I was hiding, I had to run away from the camera and just leave it there for a while. 08:33.571 --> 08:34.976 I think I've lost them, and then I'd hear 08:37.873 --> 08:38.994 Terrifying, terrifying. 08:39.014 --> 08:39.434 It kept coming. 08:39.694 --> 08:40.395 It kept coming. 08:40.995 --> 08:47.280 And after the initial sting, which wasn't too bad, I mean it's not the end of the world, but it's a shock, you know, and the pain just keeps in there. 08:47.300 --> 08:48.281 It's quite a dull pain. 08:49.262 --> 08:49.702 How boring. 08:49.742 --> 08:50.923 What, dull, like, boring? 08:51.183 --> 08:52.104 Yeah, it's a boring pain. 08:52.624 --> 08:55.306 No, you know, and it sticks with you like it was painful for a day or something. 08:55.506 --> 08:56.707 Yeah. 08:56.967 --> 08:58.809 Bees die when they sting you, don't they? 08:58.829 --> 08:59.789 Good, good, good. 09:00.470 --> 09:02.712 I mean, so it's kamikaze, they mean it. 09:02.952 --> 09:04.913 They hate you so much, they're prepared to give their life. 09:04.933 --> 09:05.774 They're coming back, aren't they? 09:05.794 --> 09:07.115 The community, the bee community. 09:07.415 --> 09:09.656 Oh, after being... Yeah, they were in trouble for a while. 09:09.816 --> 09:10.697 Yeah, that's true. 09:10.737 --> 09:12.578 I think they discovered what that was, didn't they? 09:12.658 --> 09:12.998 Yeah. 09:13.238 --> 09:13.558 Shingles. 09:13.578 --> 09:14.759 I don't know what it was. 09:15.880 --> 09:17.020 It's pesticide or something. 09:17.100 --> 09:17.381 Yeah. 09:17.961 --> 09:19.122 Anyway, well, what a story. 09:19.302 --> 09:19.422 Thanks. 09:19.442 --> 09:20.002 It's gone down. 09:20.042 --> 09:20.602 You look alright. 09:20.622 --> 09:22.543 Let's do a tiny bit of a lumpy bumpies. 09:22.583 --> 09:23.484 Yeah, that's just my face. 09:23.864 --> 09:26.065 I hate bees. 09:26.726 --> 09:29.807 Now we're going to get loads of emails from people saying, bees are wonderful. 09:29.847 --> 09:31.168 If it wasn't for the bees, we'd all die. 09:31.208 --> 09:31.889 I know that. 09:31.949 --> 09:33.089 I like honey. 09:33.349 --> 09:34.710 Bees don't actually produce honey, do they? 09:34.730 --> 09:35.170 I'm not sure. 09:35.190 --> 09:36.191 That's one of the byproducts. 09:36.331 --> 09:40.412 I think it would be a good way to whittle out the good and bad comedians, just set bees on them. 09:40.552 --> 09:41.452 Set bees on them. 09:41.472 --> 09:42.812 See which ones the bees go for. 09:44.873 --> 09:45.233 I hate them! 09:45.533 --> 09:46.353 Here's Aretha Franklin. 09:46.413 --> 09:47.193 This is Rocksteady. 09:47.954 --> 09:48.994 Yeah, she's good. 09:49.554 --> 09:50.874 I mean, she's good enough, you know what I mean? 09:51.054 --> 09:51.874 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 09:51.914 --> 09:52.535 She's alright. 09:52.615 --> 09:54.055 Aretha Franklin with Rocksteady. 09:54.075 --> 09:54.715 She's got a good voice. 09:54.735 --> 09:56.675 It's Adam and John, BBC6 Music. 09:57.116 --> 09:58.836 Have we stood and downed the squadron? 09:59.096 --> 09:59.596 No, not yet. 10:00.096 --> 10:00.436 Not yet? 10:00.476 --> 10:01.717 Not until after we've read some photos? 10:01.737 --> 10:02.817 He's still on duty until 1030. 10:03.637 --> 10:04.658 Okay, okay. 10:04.698 --> 10:10.739 Well, here are some of the images we've had sent in to us in response to the Black Squadron command, which was alien. 10:11.159 --> 10:13.280 This one's from Sophie and David in Bristol. 10:14.040 --> 10:20.862 And I think that looks like David, unless Sophie has a small beard under her bottom lip. 10:21.582 --> 10:24.524 He is doing a very good reconstruction of the chest bursting scene there. 10:24.924 --> 10:28.046 With a little piggy, a stuffed piggy coming out of the old chesticles. 10:28.466 --> 10:29.146 Very nice. 10:29.366 --> 10:31.708 Very good, and there's a very good expression of agony there. 10:31.908 --> 10:33.249 John Hurtescke. 10:33.649 --> 10:35.170 Uh, uh, mealtime agony. 10:36.190 --> 10:36.871 He's going. 10:37.071 --> 10:37.491 Very good. 10:37.511 --> 10:40.313 You need to pop a spoon in his mouth in case he bites his tongue. 10:40.473 --> 10:40.833 That's right. 10:41.173 --> 10:57.001 or a fork similar thing is being done there by Neil and is that Neil's son Django in which case what an exceptionally excellent name for your son and um your son is going to have uh some troubled times when Quentin Tarantino's forthcoming film Django comes out 10:58.121 --> 10:59.261 That's an amazing picture. 10:59.301 --> 11:00.242 It is an amazing picture. 11:00.262 --> 11:01.502 What a brilliant name, Django. 11:01.662 --> 11:02.502 Your dad's cool. 11:03.202 --> 11:08.203 And yeah, so Django's actually emerging from Neil's sort of chest area. 11:08.363 --> 11:14.045 Yeah, Neil's got his cardi on and he's unbuttoned it to allow Django's little smiling face to pop through. 11:14.205 --> 11:17.966 And Neil's got a very, very good expression of agony on his face there. 11:18.026 --> 11:18.286 Wow. 11:18.366 --> 11:19.526 You know what that reminds me of as well? 11:20.166 --> 11:23.827 Is a film that we often talk about, Total Recall. 11:24.267 --> 11:27.390 Yes, with the person with the faces in their chest. 11:27.410 --> 11:28.131 Yeah, Quatu. 11:28.251 --> 11:28.771 Is that his name? 11:28.811 --> 11:30.973 The leader of the revolution who pops out of the guy's stomach. 11:31.373 --> 11:31.914 Good call. 11:32.274 --> 11:32.895 That is brilliant. 11:33.115 --> 11:44.465 Steve Ruck's wife, she doesn't have her own name, she's merely referred to as Steve Ruck's wife, has displayed her pregnant belly and is pointing towards it. 11:44.485 --> 11:46.387 We're assuming it's pregnant, it's not just cakes in there. 11:46.647 --> 11:52.870 So, and we assume this is a comment on being pregnant feels like you're sort of inhabited by an alien thing. 11:53.070 --> 11:55.811 Unless she's been impregnated by an alien. 11:56.011 --> 11:58.372 And that's why Steve is like putting a bit of distance between himself. 11:58.392 --> 11:59.293 Maybe Steve Ruck is an alien. 11:59.713 --> 12:00.433 Maybe he is. 12:00.453 --> 12:01.453 An alien called Steve. 12:01.534 --> 12:02.274 Yes, that's right. 12:02.894 --> 12:08.697 And then finally, in terms of the ones what we've chosen, this is one from Kath and Anne. 12:08.777 --> 12:13.039 I'm saying this is one, as if you guys can all see them, but you will be able to on our blog. 12:13.460 --> 12:19.763 Kath and Anne, who are camping at the Hay Festival, so they've had to be very inventive with the stuff that they've bought with them there. 12:20.649 --> 12:22.670 you've described to the listeners what they've done? 12:23.231 --> 12:47.985 She is, what's she got like a cup on her face she's just biting a cup the bottom of the side of a cup so that it's like a big snout and she's got a hood up and glasses on and pants underneath the glasses it looks as if maybe possibly good good effort though Sam Carter's done a good one as well in Manchester shoved a stuffed monkey into the hood of their hoodie I like the more you know Ridley Scott based alien one yes yes 12:48.805 --> 12:50.225 Oh man, when's the prequel coming out? 12:50.245 --> 12:52.446 I saw Benny Wong, one of the four actors. 12:52.466 --> 12:53.066 Is he in it? 12:53.186 --> 12:53.626 He's in it. 12:53.926 --> 12:54.566 Oh, he's lucky. 12:54.766 --> 12:58.987 And he was talking about how exciting it was to be doing the Alien prequel with Riddles. 12:59.268 --> 12:59.668 I bet. 12:59.688 --> 13:02.248 I mean, can you imagine how exciting that would be? 13:02.308 --> 13:04.129 Regardless of how it turns out, I don't care. 13:04.149 --> 13:07.509 Apparently it's not necessarily directly connected. 13:07.549 --> 13:09.810 It's quite a sort of tangential story, I hear. 13:10.290 --> 13:11.471 But it's very hard to get in there. 13:11.891 --> 13:13.171 We were at Pinewood the other day. 13:13.471 --> 13:14.712 We wanted to sneak onto the set. 13:14.992 --> 13:15.932 No way, Jose. 13:15.973 --> 13:16.133 No. 13:16.393 --> 13:17.153 High security. 13:17.273 --> 13:17.513 Sure. 13:17.693 --> 13:18.434 Total lockdown. 13:18.874 --> 13:19.234 Wow. 13:19.634 --> 13:20.034 Howie. 13:20.074 --> 13:20.795 When does that come out? 13:21.195 --> 13:21.595 Tomorrow. 13:21.655 --> 13:22.375 Tomorrow. 13:22.435 --> 13:23.136 Tomorrow morning. 13:23.536 --> 13:24.376 Oh, I want that to come out. 13:24.636 --> 13:25.016 Riddles. 13:25.076 --> 13:25.877 Back to sci-fi. 13:25.897 --> 13:27.878 I mean life doesn't get better, does it? 13:28.798 --> 13:30.379 Here's a free play for you right now, listeners. 13:30.659 --> 13:32.160 What about standing down the squadron? 13:32.420 --> 13:33.360 We're not going to stand them down. 13:33.380 --> 13:33.520 Not yet. 13:33.540 --> 13:34.761 We'll stand them down before the news. 13:34.781 --> 13:34.981 Not yet. 13:35.481 --> 13:36.101 American boy. 13:36.121 --> 13:38.922 Okay, I've forgotten how this show works. 13:39.362 --> 13:40.222 This is the White Stripes. 13:40.342 --> 13:44.063 My son Frank is very gratifyingly getting into the White Stripes. 13:44.103 --> 13:45.124 I put some on his MP3 player. 13:45.144 --> 13:46.364 Isn't he coming to visit us today? 13:46.424 --> 13:48.004 I think no next week, I think he's popping in. 13:48.564 --> 13:56.346 But he is just devouring them to the extent now that he knows every single track by the White Stripes and he's telling me about stuff that I'd never really listened to properly before. 13:57.107 --> 14:01.688 And he's learning all the riffs on his guitar there and... You should have called him Django. 14:02.568 --> 14:06.269 Well no, Frank, I mean that's a great musical lineage he's got there. 14:06.570 --> 14:07.850 Frank Black, Frank Zappa. 14:08.290 --> 14:11.331 Anyway, this is one that he said, Dad, have you heard this one? 14:11.571 --> 14:12.251 I never had. 14:12.512 --> 14:13.712 And it's kind of a rare one. 14:13.752 --> 14:25.036 It was released in 1999 as a split single with the Dirtbombs, also a garage band from Detroit, Hand Springs and Cedar Point. 14:25.156 --> 14:26.296 Cedar Point was the Dirtbombs. 14:26.556 --> 14:28.477 But this is Hand Springs by White Stripes. 14:29.972 --> 14:31.493 Yes, that's exciting, isn't it? 14:31.633 --> 14:34.073 Adam and Joe here on Saturday morning. 14:34.173 --> 14:38.835 Little bit rainy today, mate, which is nice because the Earth was crying out for water. 14:40.156 --> 14:43.537 That's my rainforest song. 14:43.637 --> 14:43.857 Is it? 14:44.177 --> 14:46.478 Yeah, that's what I sing when the Earth is crying out for water. 14:46.878 --> 14:48.318 Look, you're doing that thing with your mic again. 14:48.478 --> 14:49.499 My mic's broken and weird. 14:49.519 --> 14:54.180 When you caress your mic in that suggestive way, it starts purring. 14:54.360 --> 14:55.161 Can you hear that purring? 14:56.121 --> 14:57.723 It's because Joe's been teasing his wife. 14:57.783 --> 14:59.164 Nah, it's just a slightly broken mic. 14:59.425 --> 15:00.446 We'll fix that in a second. 15:01.246 --> 15:03.609 Here we go, but Black Squadron, it's time to stand you down. 15:03.629 --> 15:05.010 Are we going to stand them down? 15:05.371 --> 15:05.611 Yeah. 15:19.444 --> 15:22.466 Sorry, we're having Mike Shenanigans this morning. 15:23.206 --> 15:25.328 Mike Shenanigans would be a good name for a cop, don't you think? 15:25.548 --> 15:25.788 Yes. 15:26.028 --> 15:27.209 Hey, Black Squadron, that's better. 15:27.229 --> 15:28.329 That sounds better all round. 15:29.270 --> 15:30.971 Thank you for all your amazing contributions. 15:31.011 --> 15:34.593 We've got some brilliant alien pictures, and do watch out for the Adam and Joe blog. 15:34.613 --> 15:41.777 They'll be up there hopefully towards the end of the day, maybe, maybe tomorrow, as soon as our team of crack picture-putter-uppers can do that. 15:41.797 --> 15:42.718 You're going to say something else. 15:42.958 --> 16:11.387 adamandjoe.6musicatpbc.co.uk the text number is 64046 if you want to contribute an alien picture or if you want to get in touch about anything else coming up in the show and let's remind you that later on in this program we've got the results of last week's song wars my battle with Garth Jennings will get Garth on the phone and have a live results announcement just after 11 o'clock I think but right now it's coming up to 10 30 and it's time for the news 16:18.289 --> 16:34.723 Adam and Joe's on six music Yeah, everybody could hear that well the reason we fired that one off or the reason I asked James to fire that one off is because we Had this message here from Tim. 16:34.903 --> 16:36.804 He's a mailman in London. 16:37.265 --> 16:41.769 He says dear Corbucks That's a kind of amalgam there of our names Joe. 16:42.149 --> 16:42.209 Mmm 16:43.050 --> 16:44.131 I've to save time. 16:44.271 --> 16:45.372 He's done it to save time. 16:46.093 --> 16:47.434 Cut down on time wastage. 16:48.195 --> 16:49.397 You're very uptight about time. 16:49.417 --> 16:50.898 I'm very uptight about time. 16:51.559 --> 16:54.842 He says, I've deliberated about whether to send you an email about this. 16:55.043 --> 16:56.284 It's not really that big a deal. 16:56.504 --> 17:01.690 However, it does have a strange ability to trivially irritate me unbelievably when I hear it. 17:02.210 --> 17:09.852 I think it's usually at the end of the news there's a guy who says, as if he's never read those words before in his life. 17:09.872 --> 17:14.794 Can we just have one more listen to that, James? 17:15.054 --> 17:22.876 After that, there's some weird Scandinavian or Dutch sounding bloke who says, as if he's currently trying to climb through a letterbox. 17:23.496 --> 17:24.477 Who is this man? 17:24.857 --> 17:27.078 I'm not sure if I'm offended or just confused. 17:27.139 --> 17:28.099 Could you investigate? 17:28.319 --> 17:29.600 Where do these things come from? 17:29.820 --> 17:33.643 Is there a library of some guy saying six music in different accents? 17:34.263 --> 17:35.264 Much love, Tim. 17:35.364 --> 17:36.044 Mailman London. 17:36.064 --> 17:37.165 You have to be careful here, don't you? 17:37.185 --> 17:45.991 Because the previous radio station we were on, you, I think we talked about this before, but you went off and did some jingles that parodied what they call the station identity, right? 17:46.151 --> 17:46.331 Yeah. 17:46.351 --> 17:48.993 It's a very important part of any station's identity. 17:49.113 --> 18:18.659 yes and you parodied them and the man what done the ones you parodied got quite annoyed didn't he yeah he was quite angry and we got to ticking off we said you don't you know you can be irreverent you can joke about certain things but you're crossing a line yeah when you try and uh be parodic about the station's branding yeah because it doesn't sound like everyone's pulling for the same team exactly right if you start taking the mick out of the idents but i can't help it we we have to take the mick out of the idents 18:19.833 --> 18:20.533 Especially that one. 18:20.753 --> 18:22.714 I've often wondered that about that one myself. 18:23.154 --> 18:25.355 Like, why is he suddenly German? 18:25.955 --> 18:27.715 I mean, there's nothing against Europeans. 18:27.735 --> 18:28.335 Because it's quirky. 18:28.375 --> 18:29.536 I'm trying to be the devil's advocate. 18:29.556 --> 18:30.396 It's quirky. 18:30.456 --> 18:31.196 Carry on, yeah. 18:31.396 --> 18:32.677 It makes you pay attention. 18:32.797 --> 18:33.077 Does it? 18:33.437 --> 18:36.178 And, you know, Six Music is a very unique station and... 18:38.098 --> 18:40.139 Scandinavia is a very unique area. 18:40.579 --> 18:41.139 What about Jamaica? 18:41.179 --> 18:42.220 Why can't we have a Jamaican one? 18:43.620 --> 18:47.162 I don't know, that's less, it might make people think it's a reggae station. 18:47.362 --> 18:47.722 Right. 18:49.042 --> 19:02.587 I mean, Mark Lamarr's got a great big long reggae jingle and stuff, like it's sort of authentic, well it's not Mark Lamarr doing a reggae voice, you know, but I think we should have, does that Scandinavian or European guy pop up for anyone else, James? 19:02.607 --> 19:03.228 Or is it just us? 19:03.288 --> 19:04.248 It's just us, really. 19:04.948 --> 19:06.269 Can we find out why they've done that? 19:06.649 --> 19:08.650 Who's in charge of that sort of thing? 19:09.210 --> 19:09.810 It is awful. 19:09.890 --> 19:11.331 We've had it since day one, haven't we? 19:11.631 --> 19:11.971 Really? 19:12.831 --> 19:18.074 I think that might even have been there when we were covering for breakfast years back. 19:18.214 --> 19:22.175 I tell you what, let's find out who he is and let's try and get him on the phone next week. 19:22.635 --> 19:23.016 The man. 19:23.136 --> 19:25.877 Or even better, let's get him in and vilify him and hurt him. 19:26.537 --> 19:27.377 Okay, good plan. 19:27.538 --> 19:28.098 Let's do that. 19:28.438 --> 19:29.078 I'll bring a fork. 19:29.498 --> 19:30.039 Let's tweak him. 19:30.259 --> 19:33.640 Let's see what other accents he can do and find out if he's a real European mailman. 19:33.680 --> 19:34.201 That would be good. 19:34.901 --> 19:38.242 Okay, now listen, we're going to do retrotextination after this. 19:38.683 --> 19:43.105 And if you recall, retrotextination is going to be dealing with sticking it to the man. 19:43.125 --> 19:49.327 A lot of people with their stories about how they've been trying to wangle a bit of extra this and that, some of which is a little bit criminal. 19:49.708 --> 19:52.869 So here's to get you in the mood, Jane's addiction with being caught stealing. 19:54.079 --> 19:55.240 Yes, it's a new sound. 19:55.340 --> 19:56.702 It's called punk funk. 19:57.263 --> 19:57.663 I hate it. 19:59.265 --> 20:00.546 James addiction. 20:00.907 --> 20:11.459 We've been caught stealing Adam and Joe here on BBC six music and it's retro text the nation time but instead of the regular jingle we bought something else from that's the nation's favorite jingle. 20:11.539 --> 20:13.941 Craig Atkinson has taken the nation's favorite jingle. 20:15.182 --> 20:16.003 to the next level. 20:16.383 --> 20:19.385 He says, hello there, buxelweed and cornblaster. 20:19.525 --> 20:19.845 Wow. 20:20.085 --> 20:20.506 Thank you. 20:20.826 --> 20:26.809 Please find enclosed my take on the retro text the nation jingle, which I call retro text the nation concoction. 20:27.149 --> 20:32.553 The game here is to identify as many of the songs and or artists that I've used as possible. 20:32.713 --> 20:33.373 Hope you like it. 20:33.413 --> 20:33.873 Love the show. 20:33.893 --> 20:35.174 Bye. 20:35.274 --> 20:36.275 It's a lot of ease on there. 20:36.335 --> 20:37.095 Thanks, Craig. 20:37.395 --> 20:38.816 And he gives us three kisses at the end. 20:38.876 --> 20:40.497 One for James, one for Joan, one for myself. 20:40.537 --> 20:40.858 Thank you. 20:41.278 --> 20:42.819 Here's what he's come up with. 20:49.026 --> 21:08.705 Listen to the podcast I used to feel I used to feel administration Because I couldn't join in with tax evasion without my troubles Disappearing because retro tax evasion 21:17.458 --> 21:19.744 Grown in a beast that's forgotten 21:23.286 --> 21:47.358 wowza that's amazing isn't it some of the tracks is used in there is uh rough by lady gaga he's got listen to from department of eagles there's some bob marley in there beatles listened to by the department of eagles and no i mean he's got the words to listen to from classical records by department of eagles he's cheated a couple of times he wasn't able to find a song that had the word podcast in there yes 21:47.978 --> 21:49.078 There's got to be one summer. 21:49.098 --> 21:50.979 Surely someone's written a song about a podcast. 21:50.999 --> 21:51.399 Have they not? 21:51.419 --> 21:52.280 There's a gap in the market. 21:52.300 --> 21:54.220 Gap in the market, young exciting bands. 21:54.481 --> 21:55.121 Get in there. 21:55.381 --> 21:56.161 Craig Atkinson. 21:56.201 --> 21:56.861 Thanks so much. 21:56.901 --> 21:58.702 What an amazing amount of work. 21:58.722 --> 22:02.644 That was extraordinary and particularly exciting for me as the person who wrote that. 22:04.004 --> 22:09.329 That jingle, I mean, to have a sort of cut up tribute to it is really incredible. 22:09.389 --> 22:13.652 I mean, it's been a classical version now, you know, choir version. 22:13.832 --> 22:18.456 And it must, I don't know, I'm guessing, but it must make you, Adam, feel awful. 22:18.476 --> 22:24.181 I mean, really awful that the tributes to my jingle have really become so, you know, extreme. 22:24.481 --> 22:26.282 Paul McCartney covered it, do you remember that? 22:27.363 --> 22:27.584 Yeah. 22:27.964 --> 22:29.405 Unbelievable. 22:29.925 --> 22:31.907 It's unbelievable is what it is. 22:32.167 --> 22:32.768 So there you go. 22:33.148 --> 22:34.889 So what was last week's Text the Nation subject? 22:34.909 --> 22:36.030 Sticking it to the man, yo. 22:36.050 --> 22:36.250 Of course. 22:36.270 --> 22:38.532 Do you remember the Cox's Orange Pippin guy? 22:38.552 --> 22:42.795 He was ringing through, he was going to the self-checkout at supermarkets. 22:43.156 --> 22:44.036 That kind of thing, yeah. 22:44.277 --> 22:48.220 He was getting his jazz apple or whatever and ringing it through as something cheaper. 22:49.000 --> 22:53.704 And we've got a whole bunch of messages from people who are doing similar things to stick it to the man. 22:54.104 --> 22:56.026 So we're not encouraging illegality here. 22:56.386 --> 22:57.466 No, we're not. 22:57.507 --> 22:58.187 Absolutely not. 22:58.927 --> 23:00.268 We don't want to see you go to jail. 23:00.308 --> 23:04.629 We don't want you to rend us under the fabric of society in that way. 23:04.689 --> 23:07.110 Sorry, I've got some wind built up. 23:08.711 --> 23:09.511 Which way is it going? 23:10.291 --> 23:11.452 It's coming out of the top hole. 23:12.672 --> 23:13.192 So that's fine. 23:14.253 --> 23:15.613 But here's a message from someone. 23:15.633 --> 23:24.717 You're talking about the fact that one way to get your own back on the man is to, when you're doing the pay and display parking, if you haven't used your allotted amount of time, 23:25.277 --> 23:27.138 Go and give the ticket to someone else, mate. 23:27.238 --> 23:27.898 Oh, that's nice. 23:27.958 --> 23:30.940 And then you're like a saint, and you're sticking it to the man at the same time. 23:31.200 --> 23:31.840 Absolutely true. 23:31.880 --> 23:32.600 In your face, man. 23:32.960 --> 23:37.362 But here's someone who says, this is from Pete Crowe, he says, hi, Buckers and Corny. 23:38.003 --> 23:39.103 Really sticking it to the man. 23:39.123 --> 23:43.065 I also gift my parking ticket to the next needy parker. 23:43.685 --> 23:52.290 But recently at the hospital the man cottoned on and now you have to enter your number plate before getting your minimum two hour ticket. 23:52.570 --> 23:55.931 It's getting increasingly more difficult to do any kind of sticking it to the man. 23:56.252 --> 23:56.932 What is that? 23:56.952 --> 24:01.034 This is a very controversial area having to pay to park in hospital car parks. 24:01.054 --> 24:09.058 I mean that's double controversy because not only are they making you pay to park at the hospital, they're getting a number plate so you can't gift your ticket to someone else. 24:09.618 --> 24:10.379 What is that? 24:11.249 --> 24:11.990 I blame the Tories. 24:12.270 --> 24:12.670 Do you? 24:12.850 --> 24:13.131 Yes. 24:13.391 --> 24:14.172 I blame Labour. 24:14.192 --> 24:15.233 That's very balanced. 24:15.253 --> 24:16.113 For the sake of balance. 24:18.936 --> 24:21.398 For goodness sake, that is just staggering though. 24:21.618 --> 24:24.661 I mean the man needs to be kicked right in the julies for that. 24:25.121 --> 24:25.842 Have you got one there? 24:26.062 --> 24:26.643 I have got one. 24:26.683 --> 24:28.544 This is from Callie, a lady from Brighton. 24:29.545 --> 24:31.666 Hey guys, spelt H-A-I. 24:31.686 --> 24:32.967 Hey guys! 24:33.407 --> 24:35.488 Long time listener, first time writer in... Hi guys! 24:36.068 --> 24:41.711 Bus fares are crazy expensive, so I like to stick it to the man by getting my kid on the bus for free. 24:42.351 --> 24:46.854 My son is a little smaller than most, so he passes for being under the required age for paying. 24:47.194 --> 24:47.794 Is this wrong? 24:48.334 --> 24:52.636 I always feel a little quiver whenever the bus driver takes a look at him, but they haven't called me on it yet. 24:53.057 --> 24:57.399 When we saunter on and find some seats, I smile to myself and feel like I've conquered the system. 24:57.959 --> 24:59.420 And you don't get busted though? 24:59.620 --> 25:03.981 Because surely sometime someone is going to say, how old are you, Sonny Jim? 25:04.741 --> 25:06.382 I remember that happening quite a lot as a kid. 25:06.422 --> 25:09.503 My mum getting us in on child prices even when we were a bit too old. 25:09.523 --> 25:12.684 Would she coach you to give a fallacious answer? 25:13.901 --> 25:14.301 Maybe. 25:14.321 --> 25:15.982 Because I tried to do that with Natty. 25:16.082 --> 25:16.362 Do you? 25:16.422 --> 25:17.782 When we were in... It didn't work. 25:18.183 --> 25:19.183 Well, he didn't want to lie. 25:19.243 --> 25:21.023 Well, I'm glad to say that he couldn't lie. 25:21.063 --> 25:24.324 He hasn't got the proper equipment for lying at that stage. 25:24.644 --> 25:30.026 So, you know, they had to be, I think it was seven or something to do this ride. 25:30.086 --> 25:32.987 And she said, and I said, say you're seven, Natty, if she asks. 25:33.700 --> 25:34.681 How old are you, son? 25:35.181 --> 25:36.082 I'm six, seven! 25:36.602 --> 25:37.623 Aw, aw. 25:37.703 --> 25:38.864 He couldn't quite do it. 25:38.984 --> 25:39.525 Good for him. 25:39.725 --> 25:40.605 But yeah, it didn't work. 25:40.966 --> 25:44.028 Here's one right now from, let's see, who is this? 25:44.488 --> 25:45.289 Grant Solo. 25:45.389 --> 25:47.110 He's Han Solo's cousin, I think. 25:47.150 --> 25:47.371 Really? 25:47.491 --> 25:47.691 Yeah. 25:48.291 --> 25:50.193 Hi, Captain Buckaroo and the corn-faced kid. 25:50.793 --> 25:54.736 Here's a little sneaky thing I used to do to get one over on a certain UK supermarket. 25:55.137 --> 26:01.962 I noticed that tins of sardines look almost identical to the tins of mackerel, but the mackerel is 20p cheaper. 26:02.222 --> 26:04.983 And my family and I much prefer a mackerel. 26:05.864 --> 26:09.566 So, I would cunningly choose one of the... What does he mean? 26:10.386 --> 26:10.566 Yeah. 26:10.946 --> 26:14.708 I would cunningly choose one tin of sardines and four tins of mackerel. 26:15.069 --> 26:22.912 And then, on the conveyor belt, I would cunningly pile the four tins of mackerel on top of the other, one on top of the other, and put the sardines on top. 26:22.932 --> 26:28.275 Yes, so she counts them visually, puts into the till four times, doesn't scan each individual one, is that right? 26:28.315 --> 26:28.835 Exactly. 26:28.875 --> 26:31.797 The cashier would invariably scan the sardines on top of the pile. 26:32.037 --> 26:37.401 Assuming the whole pile of sardines and charged me for five tins of sardines, thereby saving me 80 pence. 26:37.641 --> 26:38.041 Brilliant. 26:38.341 --> 26:41.063 And the best thing was that I, that it wasn't my mistake. 26:41.303 --> 26:42.244 It was the cashiers. 26:42.744 --> 26:48.348 But it backfired once or twice when I'd chosen sardines and they charged me at the mackerel rate. 26:48.408 --> 26:48.768 Damn them! 26:49.088 --> 26:51.950 Criminal a criminal he's a criminal and he must be arrested. 26:52.250 --> 26:57.952 Here's one from Looch Looch in Peterborough It says it's entitled Blockbuster Cup. 26:58.193 --> 26:58.633 Hi guys. 26:59.093 --> 27:03.335 I occasionally take what you're doing my thing reading out there Those are the messages to myself. 27:03.395 --> 27:04.096 I passed you that one. 27:04.156 --> 27:04.476 It's cool. 27:04.516 --> 27:08.598 Carry on Okay, I occasionally take my small person to the video shop to rent a DVD or two. 27:08.938 --> 27:11.039 Let's call the shop Bust blocker. 27:11.179 --> 27:11.679 There we go. 27:12.300 --> 27:12.380 Oh 27:13.380 --> 27:14.420 Should I not go ahead with this? 27:15.661 --> 27:21.542 They sell a pick and mix cup that you're allowed to fill as much as humanly possible, as long as the lid still goes on for a fixed price. 27:22.182 --> 27:24.623 Well, I've found a chink in the armour of this offer. 27:24.943 --> 27:31.105 A full centimetre of height is lost at the bottom of the cup through structural integrity, so I cut the bottom out of a cup 27:31.485 --> 27:50.396 and lowered it and restuck it with tape seeing closed photo i hid this in my bag and then i pull it out when needed i now have room for at least four more mini eggs or a couple of teeth and gums yes that's right in your face bust blocker in your face in your face bust blocker swivel on my oh that doesn't sound a bit rude 27:52.017 --> 27:54.299 You've made this a real minefield for me. 27:54.319 --> 28:00.143 Are you purposely trying to stymie my reading by putting naughty things in that I have to get past? 28:00.363 --> 28:01.144 I was happy with that. 28:01.804 --> 28:09.090 I make sure I get the last sweets in the cup, eating them while thinking of the top brass in head office who are wondering why sweetie stocks don't match up to sales. 28:09.350 --> 28:11.711 I tell you something I do. 28:11.932 --> 28:20.018 If I'm in a cinema and they just give you a cup and you have to pour your own drink, I fill it up and then I take a few swigs and then I pop it under and I top it up. 28:20.778 --> 28:22.239 Those are the tastiest swigs. 28:22.339 --> 28:25.240 Well this is what we were talking about last week with the criminal swigs. 28:25.400 --> 28:28.622 It's the lady who wanders around helping herself to the deli stuff. 28:29.042 --> 28:31.824 You know, you get a deli counter and the... Is it a deli counter? 28:31.844 --> 28:32.744 You just have little tasters. 28:32.784 --> 28:36.686 It's a sort of buffet counter and you help yourself and you spoon it into little plastic tubs. 28:37.026 --> 28:38.667 She's going around there filling up the tubs. 28:38.687 --> 28:39.047 Who is this lady? 28:39.067 --> 28:39.728 Filling a little chomp. 28:40.248 --> 28:43.130 And she's chomping away right round and then she doesn't buy anything. 28:43.430 --> 28:44.590 She wanders off. 28:44.610 --> 28:45.571 She's just having little tasters. 28:45.591 --> 28:46.351 Yeah, it's my mum. 28:47.032 --> 28:47.392 Is it? 28:47.452 --> 28:47.752 Yeah. 28:48.252 --> 28:48.933 My mum wondering around. 28:48.953 --> 28:49.854 It's falling on hard times. 28:49.874 --> 28:50.534 It's not really my mum. 28:50.654 --> 28:50.995 Sorry mum. 28:51.235 --> 28:54.118 Anyway, thank you for all your contributions there to retrotexernation. 28:54.138 --> 28:59.162 We'll have a new texernation pretty much after 11 o'clock, probably at some point. 28:59.863 --> 29:00.363 Yeah, yeah. 29:00.463 --> 29:02.145 Or coming up, you know, sometime in the show. 29:02.926 --> 29:05.248 Right now, I think it's time for... Who's this? 29:05.428 --> 29:05.948 Aeroplane? 29:06.229 --> 29:07.470 Hmm, let me just check my facts. 29:07.510 --> 29:11.714 I'm going to check my facts, find out about this band and tell you some interesting facts. 29:12.815 --> 29:14.836 This is from their album We Can't Fly. 29:14.917 --> 29:15.657 This is Superstar. 29:15.677 --> 29:18.359 That's their strokes and taken for a fool. 29:18.780 --> 29:20.922 Joe's reminding himself not to swear. 29:20.942 --> 29:23.944 No swearing, no swearing. 29:24.304 --> 29:26.586 So I've just been to America, right? 29:26.666 --> 29:26.967 Yes. 29:27.027 --> 29:29.729 Very exciting place full of Americans. 29:29.789 --> 29:31.671 Hey buddy, you got a pistol? 29:31.991 --> 29:33.132 exactly what was happening there. 29:33.932 --> 29:35.393 I was there to work, of course. 29:35.593 --> 29:36.874 No frivolity or fun. 29:36.974 --> 29:39.176 I was there working with Mr Edgar Wright. 29:39.616 --> 29:40.857 We started at 8.30 every morning. 29:41.037 --> 29:41.497 Sure you did. 29:41.797 --> 29:42.118 We did. 29:42.358 --> 29:43.599 We finished at about 8 in the evening. 29:43.639 --> 29:44.659 We had an hour off for lunch. 29:46.060 --> 29:47.201 But I did get Sunday off. 29:47.301 --> 29:48.061 I had one day off. 29:49.142 --> 29:50.702 And I decided to make the most of my day off. 29:50.742 --> 29:52.223 I went to Six Flags Magic Mountain. 29:52.723 --> 29:53.643 The roller coaster park. 29:53.723 --> 29:54.704 Do you like roller coasters? 29:54.724 --> 29:56.744 You like roller coasters, don't you Adam Paxton? 29:56.764 --> 29:59.365 When was the last time you went to a roller coasters park? 29:59.865 --> 30:02.966 Well, when we were at Disneyland over Christmas. 30:03.226 --> 30:05.487 Now, I wouldn't call Disneyland a hardcore roller coaster park. 30:05.527 --> 30:06.387 It's more of a theme park. 30:06.567 --> 30:10.830 Yeah but they've got like a special adult area now that's got some roller coasters on. 30:11.150 --> 30:11.771 Do they? 30:12.011 --> 30:13.272 I mean Disneyland is wonderful. 30:13.292 --> 30:14.953 The American Adventure I think it's called. 30:15.013 --> 30:19.056 But in terms of hardcore coasting Six Flags Magic Mountain is the place. 30:19.656 --> 30:22.418 It's the theme park that featured in National Lampoon's Vacation. 30:23.139 --> 30:24.300 It was renamed Wally World. 30:25.180 --> 30:25.961 That's very exciting. 30:26.121 --> 30:26.961 I love that film. 30:27.242 --> 30:29.063 It was also featured in the film Rollercoaster. 30:29.663 --> 30:29.763 Sure. 30:29.783 --> 30:32.325 Where the man puts the b-b-b-bomb on the rollercoaster. 30:32.365 --> 30:33.165 Timothy Bottoms. 30:33.446 --> 30:35.707 There's a performance from Sparks in that film as well. 30:35.727 --> 30:35.987 Is there? 30:36.007 --> 30:37.488 They play at the opening of the rollercoaster. 30:37.508 --> 30:39.650 Playing Beat Boy from their now deleted album Big Beat. 30:39.710 --> 30:40.871 At the climax of the film. 30:40.931 --> 30:41.251 Is that? 30:42.151 --> 30:43.592 Yeah, sometime around the climax. 30:43.612 --> 30:46.294 I think that's made in about 78 or something rollercoaster. 30:46.334 --> 30:49.957 It was made just after the rollercoaster called Revolution. 30:50.237 --> 30:52.258 No, no, 77 it would have been was opened there. 30:52.638 --> 30:52.919 Anyway. 30:53.559 --> 30:55.100 We went rollercoaster crazy. 30:55.520 --> 30:55.700 Sure. 30:56.061 --> 31:01.424 It wasn't too busy so we didn't have to queue that much and it has the most incredible lineup of hardcore coasters. 31:01.804 --> 31:05.266 Is it still, because it used to be like the King, it had Colossus there didn't it? 31:05.286 --> 31:06.427 I'm sure they got Colossus. 31:07.008 --> 31:08.208 But that's not the biggest one still. 31:08.268 --> 31:08.909 Oh no no no no. 31:09.549 --> 31:12.051 So the first thing we did, we paid our money, we drove there, we paid our money. 31:12.111 --> 31:15.494 First of all, we went on Ninja, built in 1988. 31:15.734 --> 31:17.015 55 miles per hour maximum speed. 31:17.275 --> 31:18.776 It's a suspended steel roller coaster. 31:19.397 --> 31:20.818 The ride lasts one minute and 30 seconds. 31:21.058 --> 31:23.299 It was excellent, an excellent preparatif. 31:23.500 --> 31:24.000 55 miles an hour. 31:24.520 --> 31:25.561 55 MPH max speed. 31:26.422 --> 31:27.663 I know, but it was good to get us in there. 31:27.883 --> 31:28.884 I could run faster. 31:29.044 --> 31:30.545 It was good to break us in, OK? 31:30.565 --> 31:31.265 It was exhilarating. 31:31.606 --> 31:32.226 Woo! 31:32.466 --> 31:33.127 Woo! 31:33.167 --> 31:33.347 Yeah. 31:33.567 --> 31:33.847 Like that. 31:33.927 --> 31:35.068 I love you Edgar! 31:35.108 --> 31:36.309 Just the screaming, Edgar didn't come. 31:36.890 --> 31:38.571 It was Oscar, his brother, and my lady friend. 31:40.055 --> 31:40.435 I was great. 31:40.455 --> 31:40.836 It's just fun. 31:40.876 --> 31:42.016 It's like screaming therapy. 31:42.036 --> 31:43.837 You can shout very loudly. 31:44.017 --> 31:46.458 You can also say naughty words very loudly. 31:46.578 --> 31:47.179 No one cares. 31:47.979 --> 31:48.499 Terrific fun. 31:48.559 --> 31:51.481 So after Ninja, we went straight to Apocalypse 2009. 31:52.462 --> 31:56.404 Used to be Terminator 3 themed ride, but that film didn't go very well. 31:56.924 --> 31:58.785 So they've taken the theming away and renamed it. 31:58.805 --> 32:01.106 Yeah, because the end of Terminator 3, everyone just dies, don't they? 32:01.266 --> 32:03.708 Yeah, it's a very good contemporary wooden roller coaster. 32:04.809 --> 32:05.750 50 mph top speed. 32:06.090 --> 32:06.971 It's good, very rattly. 32:07.191 --> 32:07.752 Very shaky. 32:07.772 --> 32:08.692 You like the rattly ones. 32:08.712 --> 32:10.594 Do you remember that one we went on in Blackpool? 32:11.234 --> 32:11.475 Yes. 32:11.895 --> 32:16.319 Years ago, and it was so rattly, I went on there with, it was the last roller coaster my wife ever went on with me. 32:16.379 --> 32:16.699 Really? 32:16.819 --> 32:21.083 And it put her off forever because it just, it seems like you're gonna... Well this is where my story's going. 32:21.743 --> 32:23.364 I rode a ride. 32:23.724 --> 32:24.245 I rode a road. 32:24.345 --> 32:25.345 You done a road ride? 32:25.445 --> 32:26.406 That was too much for me. 32:26.706 --> 32:27.046 Really? 32:27.086 --> 32:28.087 This has never happened before. 32:28.167 --> 32:28.587 Woah! 32:28.647 --> 32:29.527 Too much for cornballs! 32:29.547 --> 32:31.188 It made me fall out of love with the coasters. 32:32.189 --> 32:34.550 So anyway, after Apocalypse we went on Colossus, built in 1978. 32:35.150 --> 32:37.312 Massive old twin wooden roller coaster. 32:37.372 --> 32:37.932 Very, very good. 32:37.952 --> 32:38.872 Two and a half minute ride. 32:39.473 --> 32:40.453 100 foot drops. 32:40.633 --> 32:41.634 62 mph top speed. 32:41.674 --> 32:42.014 Bit better. 32:42.154 --> 32:43.175 Beautiful rumble and sway. 32:44.415 --> 32:46.636 That's what we look for on a wooden coaster, to rumble them this way. 32:47.576 --> 32:54.058 Then straight to Tatsu, built in 2006, that's a face down suspended roller coaster that simulates flying like a super ponce hole. 32:54.318 --> 32:55.458 Face down, I like it. 32:55.618 --> 32:56.838 And you can stretch your arms out like Superman? 32:56.858 --> 32:59.339 You stretch your arms out as if Superman was flying strapped to a seat. 32:59.539 --> 32:59.859 Yes. 33:00.119 --> 33:01.339 That's what you look like. 33:01.359 --> 33:02.580 They've got some of those at all times. 33:02.600 --> 33:03.580 There's a problem with it though. 33:04.240 --> 33:11.062 Well, when you finish the ride, you're strapped into this chair looking downwards, and you know how you stop before you get to the train station? 33:11.082 --> 33:11.322 Yes. 33:11.422 --> 33:12.782 To wait for the other one to leave? 33:12.882 --> 33:13.062 Right. 33:13.563 --> 33:17.003 Well, we stopped and you're facing down, the floor's about a metre away from your face. 33:17.464 --> 33:22.985 You're stopping in a place where every single car has stopped, you know, 50,000 times a day for the last 10 years. 33:23.005 --> 33:24.945 Right, so you're looking at all the poos and wheezes on the track. 33:24.986 --> 33:26.786 Yeah, there's a spittle vomit puddle. 33:27.546 --> 33:28.907 Directly under your face. 33:29.427 --> 33:34.990 And the spittle has mixed with the vomit and it's sort of burned through the paint like alien blood. 33:35.030 --> 33:40.472 And you sit there just looking at it for about four minutes before you're ready to, you know, get into the station. 33:41.333 --> 33:42.914 That slightly took the edge off it. 33:43.874 --> 33:44.715 So that was Tatsu. 33:44.775 --> 33:46.255 Then we went on Goliath, built in 2000. 33:46.856 --> 33:49.997 It's a conventional steel roller coaster, maximum speed 85 MPH. 33:50.617 --> 33:51.418 Three minute ride. 33:51.938 --> 33:54.219 Plummets towards a narrow concrete hole. 33:54.239 --> 33:54.739 85 MPH? 33:55.119 --> 33:55.960 That's quite fast. 33:56.260 --> 33:57.780 It plummets towards a narrow concrete hole. 33:57.801 --> 33:58.721 Narrow concrete hole? 33:58.741 --> 33:59.941 I'm a tall man, I hate that. 34:00.081 --> 34:00.301 Yeah. 34:00.501 --> 34:01.762 It's literally terrifying. 34:01.802 --> 34:02.502 Do you know that? 34:02.922 --> 34:05.883 And you think your head's going to be taken, basically decapitated. 34:05.983 --> 34:06.203 Right. 34:06.383 --> 34:10.425 Because as you rush towards this little hole, it looks much smaller than it really is. 34:10.445 --> 34:12.105 You plummet downwards to a hole. 34:12.125 --> 34:13.145 What happens in the hole? 34:13.746 --> 34:15.706 The train just goes through the hole, down through the hole. 34:15.766 --> 34:16.747 Oh, you don't stop for cakes. 34:17.487 --> 34:18.527 No, you don't stop for cakes. 34:18.567 --> 34:20.988 Hello everyone, anyone want a cake in the hole? 34:21.168 --> 34:21.248 Bye! 34:22.025 --> 34:25.468 Then we went on Viper, built in 1997 loops. 34:25.488 --> 34:25.909 188 feet high. 34:26.089 --> 34:28.812 That's the one that freaked you out. 34:28.892 --> 34:29.552 Are you getting bored? 34:29.572 --> 34:30.213 Is that coming soon? 34:30.453 --> 34:32.075 No, I'm not, but I'm just... Okay, it was wicked. 34:32.095 --> 34:32.615 Viper was wicked. 34:32.835 --> 34:34.157 How fast does Viper go? 34:34.197 --> 34:35.979 Viper goes at 70 mph. 34:36.139 --> 34:36.839 Oh, pathetic. 34:37.660 --> 34:38.701 But here's the one that freaked me out. 34:38.741 --> 34:40.442 The X2, built in 2008. 34:40.482 --> 34:42.423 The world's first fourth dimension roller coaster. 34:42.463 --> 34:43.724 And here's the thing. 34:43.844 --> 34:44.745 It travels through time. 34:45.385 --> 34:46.146 Well, kind of. 34:46.286 --> 34:46.626 I wish. 34:47.207 --> 34:48.828 It's like the cars are on a pivot. 34:49.008 --> 34:52.450 And then each bucket seat you sit on actually rotates round and round. 34:52.910 --> 34:59.115 So you're rotating 360 degrees while you go on this amazing, gut-wrenching, horrible roller coaster. 34:59.135 --> 35:01.256 And if you look at it from a distance, it looks like Arabic writing. 35:01.296 --> 35:02.157 It's crazy. 35:02.677 --> 35:05.279 And then you're spinning round as you go around it. 35:05.579 --> 35:06.720 And it was too much for cornballs. 35:06.960 --> 35:07.460 Did you vomit? 35:07.800 --> 35:18.586 I didn't vomit but the thing I did was when he put the shoulder straps down on me I was breathing in and he really pushed them down quite hard and it constricted my chest and I felt a little snap. 35:19.247 --> 35:21.468 A little thing went sort of... 35:22.088 --> 35:22.909 He's busting a rib! 35:23.169 --> 35:25.051 It felt like, I don't know, it just busts, woah! 35:25.972 --> 35:27.173 And then the thing started. 35:27.193 --> 35:29.256 I couldn't take a breath and it started. 35:29.276 --> 35:29.636 Yeah. 35:29.836 --> 35:32.739 And I just felt, it was like an awful torture. 35:32.759 --> 35:37.885 And every time it went round, and there was quite a strong centrifugal force, I thought, my ribs breaking! 35:38.305 --> 35:38.425 No! 35:39.437 --> 35:40.158 It was horrible. 35:40.238 --> 35:44.123 I closed my eyes and I just prayed for it to be over for two minutes. 35:44.403 --> 35:45.084 It was terrible. 35:45.224 --> 35:50.630 And when I got off, uh, I felt really bad in the ribs two or three days later. 35:50.691 --> 35:54.055 Cornballs and rollercoasters just wasn't pleasant on any level. 35:54.095 --> 35:54.956 It wasn't enjoyable. 35:55.016 --> 35:55.636 It was horrible. 35:55.657 --> 35:56.838 It's like a terrible torture. 35:56.858 --> 35:57.519 The other thing is, 35:57.819 --> 35:58.819 You reach a certain age. 35:58.899 --> 36:00.020 I know that's what I thought. 36:00.040 --> 36:01.200 And it doesn't make any sense anymore. 36:01.220 --> 36:02.681 I thought my bones can't take it anymore. 36:02.701 --> 36:08.743 Yeah, because the last time I went on quite a violent one, my neck, I got a crick in my neck like nobody's business. 36:08.783 --> 36:09.064 Did you? 36:09.284 --> 36:11.204 Afterwards I thought I've done myself a proper injury. 36:11.224 --> 36:16.106 But you can go on YouTube and people take point of view films from the front carriage of these things. 36:16.126 --> 36:19.988 So if you're curious, check out a film of X2 at Magic Mountain. 36:20.568 --> 36:21.609 It's mortifying. 36:21.829 --> 36:22.129 Right. 36:22.209 --> 36:22.809 Terrifying. 36:22.869 --> 36:23.729 Gonna have a look at that. 36:23.929 --> 36:25.170 It's one pivot too many. 36:25.430 --> 36:38.785 yeah cornball says no cornball says no that's enough that is enough there's enough fun wow amazing let's have some music right now uh lickie lee do you like a lickie lee i love to lickie lee 36:41.968 --> 36:43.009 Let's get some. 36:43.269 --> 36:45.571 Adam and Joe here on BBC 6 Music. 36:45.871 --> 36:47.472 Nice to have you along. 36:48.233 --> 36:54.698 Now we encouraged people to send us in egg corns a long time ago and then we sort of stopped doing it for a while. 36:54.958 --> 36:56.540 They just dried up the egg corns. 36:57.220 --> 36:59.441 but here's a couple that trickled through that amused me. 37:00.501 --> 37:02.222 Here's one from Jonathan Hughes. 37:02.282 --> 37:09.585 He says, hi guys, your mentions of egg corns, because we did mention it a couple of weeks back, reminded me of a work colleague's superb comment a few months ago. 37:09.705 --> 37:13.726 Three of us were in a meeting and towards the end, the third left the room. 37:14.387 --> 37:20.549 I suddenly realised there was something else I needed to remind her, so called for her to come back, but the door had closed behind her and she didn't hear me. 37:20.889 --> 37:25.911 This prompted my colleague to say, talk about the pot trying to call the kettle back. 37:27.341 --> 37:30.184 I had to excuse myself and go to the toilet to laugh. 37:31.065 --> 37:32.447 From Jonathan Hughes there. 37:32.727 --> 37:33.508 That's a good one, isn't it? 37:33.528 --> 37:33.809 Wow. 37:34.489 --> 37:35.551 He's got through his whole life. 37:35.931 --> 37:38.734 The pot calling the kettle back. 37:38.795 --> 37:39.115 Yeah. 37:39.435 --> 37:41.658 Yeah, because they tend to separate a lot. 37:41.978 --> 37:42.359 Exactly. 37:42.719 --> 37:48.243 I mean, how... He presumably has never had a chance to use that particular expression before in his life. 37:49.184 --> 37:50.285 It's a problem, isn't it? 37:50.325 --> 37:51.446 You just don't think that through. 37:51.466 --> 37:56.530 That's the same with me when I mispronounce names or words that I've read but never actually properly read. 37:57.131 --> 37:58.271 Skim read my whole life. 37:58.512 --> 37:59.372 Yes, exactly. 37:59.593 --> 38:00.834 I know, I do that all the time. 38:00.854 --> 38:01.774 I mean, everyone does. 38:01.814 --> 38:03.816 You mispronounce things catastrophically. 38:03.836 --> 38:05.057 What was the one I used the other day? 38:05.077 --> 38:06.198 It was her suit. 38:06.238 --> 38:06.838 Her stute. 38:07.139 --> 38:07.599 Her stute. 38:07.759 --> 38:09.980 Yeah, so that's genuinely a word I've read. 38:10.000 --> 38:10.520 Right. 38:10.720 --> 38:12.801 And read in my head and said in my head wrongly. 38:12.821 --> 38:13.542 Popped an extra T in there. 38:13.602 --> 38:15.723 Yeah, for I think my entire life. 38:16.043 --> 38:16.523 Really? 38:16.623 --> 38:16.923 Yeah. 38:17.364 --> 38:19.625 Wow, I thought that you... Because I've never said it out loud. 38:19.645 --> 38:21.305 I don't think I've ever said it out loud before. 38:21.325 --> 38:21.886 Herstute. 38:22.406 --> 38:23.787 Herstute, I thought it was like astute. 38:23.907 --> 38:25.648 I thought it was a slip of the tongue when you said it back then. 38:25.668 --> 38:27.028 I thought it was like a hairy suit. 38:29.109 --> 38:32.050 Here's another one from Andy McAleer. 38:32.150 --> 38:32.711 He's a mailman. 38:33.211 --> 38:35.712 He says, dear Dr. Buckles and Dr. Sexy. 38:35.832 --> 38:36.272 Thank you. 38:36.432 --> 38:36.792 Thank you. 38:37.012 --> 38:37.253 Yeah. 38:37.633 --> 38:39.393 Wanted to pass on a couple of eggcorns. 38:39.493 --> 38:44.936 My wife growing up believed that the bits at the top of her arms were called her soldiers. 38:46.516 --> 38:49.938 And that in December, she'd get a visit from Farmer Christmas. 38:50.658 --> 38:50.998 No. 38:51.138 --> 38:53.519 Her parents believed she was only a child at this point. 38:53.619 --> 39:00.921 Her parents thought that this was cute and they didn't correct her until it became embarrassingly obvious when she reached school age. 39:01.081 --> 39:08.363 Also, we had a message from a customer service person recently that may have been rubbish spelling but it struck me as being an eggcorn. 39:08.724 --> 39:11.264 She referred to making a jester of goodwill. 39:11.784 --> 39:13.505 That's a strange laugh. 39:13.545 --> 39:16.646 Which conjured up images of clowns doing nice deeds for people. 39:16.926 --> 39:17.966 I like soldiers. 39:18.426 --> 39:18.707 Yeah. 39:18.827 --> 39:19.927 Pop it over your soldier. 39:20.387 --> 39:48.699 yeah put the scarf on your soldiers there you go the soldiers like it that's a gesture of goodwill oh look at that it's just a gesture of goodwill okay here's a little free play for you right now you know feel free to share any more eggcorns if you wish incidentally the address for any kind of communication is adamandjo.6music at bbc.co.uk that's for email and you should always communicate with email if you're listening to this show throughout the week either on podcast or listen again form 39:49.359 --> 39:51.582 And there's always the text number if you're listening live. 39:51.602 --> 39:51.582 64046. 39:52.442 --> 39:54.124 Right now here's a pre-play. 39:54.164 --> 39:56.086 This is Yellow Magic Orchestra. 39:57.367 --> 39:59.690 You know, the guy Ruichi Sakamoto. 39:59.710 --> 40:01.612 He's in Yellow Magic Orchestra, I think, isn't he? 40:01.992 --> 40:04.815 And this is a track called Computer Games. 40:04.835 --> 40:06.236 It's actually called Firecracker. 40:06.957 --> 40:08.217 Why did you say it was called Computer Games? 40:08.237 --> 40:11.378 Well, because it was... it's commonly... I wish it was called Computer Games. 40:11.418 --> 40:17.859 It's come to be known as Computer Games because it was sort of a misprint on one of the releases on the album. 40:17.879 --> 40:19.159 You've got paper shuffling going on. 40:19.239 --> 40:21.580 Yeah, because I made a note of... Who do you think you are, mate? 40:21.640 --> 40:22.840 Moira Stewart or something? 40:23.080 --> 40:23.980 Johnny Paper Shuffles. 40:24.420 --> 40:24.820 Here we go. 40:24.840 --> 40:28.741 Yeah, but this is from a European pressing of the album, Multiples, released in 1990. 40:28.881 --> 40:32.862 Um... Yellow Magic Orchestra, it's called Firecracker. 40:34.861 --> 40:36.161 Don't sweat the technique, mate. 40:36.682 --> 40:37.602 Oh, sorry, mate. 40:37.622 --> 40:38.622 I already did. 40:38.642 --> 40:40.943 You got it all over the technique now. 40:41.023 --> 40:41.643 It's all slippery. 40:41.703 --> 40:42.544 It's all sweaty technique. 40:42.644 --> 40:43.424 It's embarrassing. 40:43.464 --> 40:44.464 My technique stinks. 40:44.945 --> 40:47.045 That's Eric B. and Rakeem with Don't Sweat the Technique. 40:47.065 --> 40:48.786 This is Adam and Joe on BBC6 Music. 40:48.846 --> 40:52.407 It's just coming up to 21 minutes and a half past 11. 40:54.508 --> 40:55.468 Ooh, that's slick. 40:55.728 --> 40:56.969 Let's have the jingle, James. 40:57.589 --> 41:07.258 Traveling Tales, Traveling Tales Tales of traveling on the train Or an automobile or an aeroplane I wanna know what you're traveling tales All aboard the Skyler! 41:08.437 --> 41:08.958 What a jingle. 41:10.238 --> 41:10.819 It's loud. 41:10.839 --> 41:11.980 It's invigorating. 41:12.000 --> 41:26.169 We're going to have this part of Traveling Tales, we might come back later in the show for more Traveling Tales, some anecdotal Traveling Tales, but right now we're going to concentrate on conductors, attendants, announcers, whatever you want to call them, on trains and other modes of transport. 41:26.229 --> 41:27.350 Actually it's mainly trains this week. 41:27.910 --> 41:34.535 A few messages from people reminding us that one very celebrated and successful train driver was Red Pepper. 41:34.995 --> 41:39.757 The man, the voice of the trailers, who does all the, you know, coming up Men in Black 2. 41:39.817 --> 41:41.598 That was a good trailer. 41:41.638 --> 41:42.299 He's famous, yeah. 41:42.919 --> 41:44.680 That's why he's Red Pepper and you're Adam Buxton. 41:44.840 --> 41:46.100 Coming up Men in Black 2. 41:46.300 --> 41:48.161 No thanks, we won't need you Mr. Buxton. 41:48.482 --> 41:50.042 Sure, I can do it, I can do another one! 41:51.103 --> 41:52.583 Coming up later, Men in Black 2. 41:52.623 --> 41:54.364 We used to do that when we were teenagers. 41:54.744 --> 41:54.965 Right. 41:55.105 --> 41:55.445 Didn't we? 41:55.685 --> 41:56.445 Yeah. 41:56.825 --> 41:59.867 Try and do the buttchest voice you possibly can. 42:00.747 --> 42:02.128 Men in Black 2. 42:02.268 --> 42:02.728 It's horrible. 42:05.191 --> 42:07.194 That's like a frog vomiting on himself. 42:11.541 --> 42:16.525 You sit down and sit in one and you get this... That's good. 42:16.545 --> 42:17.186 That's macho. 42:17.206 --> 42:17.866 That's tough. 42:17.906 --> 42:24.751 That sounds like Yoda with a coal taking a poo. 42:24.771 --> 42:27.113 People are like, ooh, what's this film? 42:27.193 --> 42:28.314 It's very serious. 42:28.354 --> 42:30.055 Yoda with a coal taking a poo like Sid. 42:30.315 --> 42:31.116 It's got to be good. 42:31.176 --> 42:34.558 I get more work than red pepper. 42:41.294 --> 42:43.518 Red Pooper, that's good man. 42:44.019 --> 42:46.463 Wow, Yoda with a cold tin of poo, he's gotta come back. 42:46.483 --> 42:49.809 Did it forever! 42:51.036 --> 42:53.897 It seems pointless to continue, but we are going to. 42:54.318 --> 42:58.000 Now, here's a message, though, from Scott Warsfold. 42:58.240 --> 43:01.301 He's from Maidenhead, a long-time Slack Squadron member. 43:01.581 --> 43:03.182 They're actually called Podcats now. 43:03.222 --> 43:04.663 We've decided that the people... Really? 43:04.723 --> 43:05.783 Did that happen while I was away? 43:05.823 --> 43:06.744 Yeah, that was a decision we made. 43:06.764 --> 43:07.724 What does that mean, Podcats? 43:07.844 --> 43:12.427 Someone complained about being called Slack Squadron if they were just podcast only, because it's very demeaning. 43:13.567 --> 43:36.435 So we decided that we'd go with podcast nice, so they have a little bit of cool Yeah, whilst being sort of nice good Jazzy bit a little bit crap Yeah, okay, okay, he says yeah, all right, whatever you're thinking I Like the idea of a jazz soloist he's a little bit crap 43:37.575 --> 43:56.757 there's so many of them yeah anyway let's push on okay further to your travel entails mini section on amusing train drivers and conductors a mention should surely go to the relentlessly cheerful irish lady tube driver who works the bakerloo line in london some mornings she always comes on the tannoy herself to update passengers telling us 43:57.358 --> 44:11.814 we have a lovely tube service on all lines the rare tie the rare time that that happens when pulling into a stop she very politely tells us you all did very well they're letting people on thank you and well done which raises a chuckle around the carriage every time 44:12.615 --> 44:18.459 Recently, she went into a good-natured rant about the lifts at the station, adding, oh, they only put them in a few years ago. 44:18.539 --> 44:21.501 You wouldn't believe they've taken them out again now. 44:21.821 --> 44:29.146 And on Tuesday, I heard her do a weekend radio show-style birthday shout-out to a passenger that she had been told would be on the line that morning. 44:29.166 --> 44:32.328 She always brightens up my rubbish tube journeys into work. 44:32.408 --> 44:34.969 And Scott has managed to record her in action. 44:35.029 --> 44:35.410 Here she is. 44:35.970 --> 44:43.977 The train is quite crowded, so if there's anyone standing near doors, if you wouldn't mind just stepping onto the platform to let the other customers exit the train. 44:43.997 --> 44:45.018 I'd appreciate it. 44:46.219 --> 44:51.303 And I guarantee you'll get back on this train before they keep their strong eye on you. 44:51.383 --> 44:51.504 Right. 44:51.884 --> 44:55.707 Just reach into the path. 44:55.727 --> 44:55.947 Thank you. 44:55.967 --> 44:58.029 Clear the doors, please find the closing doors. 44:58.970 --> 44:59.971 That was wonderful. 45:02.844 --> 45:04.826 That's nice, isn't it? 45:07.588 --> 45:10.630 Yeah. 45:11.090 --> 45:12.972 Come on, we're all part of a team on this train. 45:12.992 --> 45:16.414 Yes, she's giving the whole experience of personality, she's humanising it. 45:16.494 --> 45:16.855 Exactly. 45:17.135 --> 45:18.156 And that's very important. 45:18.256 --> 45:21.478 Sometimes you don't want a personality from the conductor? 45:21.498 --> 45:23.200 Would you think that kind of thing annoys some people? 45:23.320 --> 45:26.542 I can imagine some people being quite annoyed if they're trying to read a book or something. 45:26.902 --> 45:28.564 Not from her, you'd have to be very crusty. 45:28.604 --> 45:29.885 Not from her, there'd be some people. 45:31.277 --> 45:33.158 I'm sure there's always some people, aren't there? 45:33.839 --> 45:35.019 There's always one, isn't there? 45:35.640 --> 45:41.483 And a few weeks ago we played the SNCF jingle, the platform announcement jingle that you get in France. 45:41.503 --> 45:42.784 Let's have a quick reminder of that one. 45:45.065 --> 45:47.787 We played a bit of techno that someone had created around us. 45:47.827 --> 45:53.630 Something very sexy about that. 45:54.190 --> 45:55.911 Something very unsexy about that. 45:56.412 --> 45:57.753 I can't do the Yoda voice. 45:58.853 --> 46:01.836 Um, but yeah, you know, French ladies singing, that is a sexy game. 46:01.856 --> 46:04.258 Well it's the fact that it's a sort of, it sounds like a lady robot. 46:04.759 --> 46:06.941 And there's nothing more exciting than a lady robot. 46:07.381 --> 46:08.702 Except a French lady robot. 46:08.722 --> 46:09.803 A French lady robot. 46:10.344 --> 46:12.666 What's French for robot? 46:12.686 --> 46:13.567 A robot. 46:14.107 --> 46:14.668 Are you sure? 46:14.688 --> 46:15.188 Yes. 46:16.549 --> 46:17.831 Thanks, that's answered the question. 46:18.874 --> 46:19.334 What next? 46:19.675 --> 46:25.219 Well, I thought that I would try and come up with something equally sexy, like a British version of a platform announcement. 46:25.239 --> 46:26.680 Because we don't really have any jingles. 46:26.920 --> 46:28.081 It's really bing, bing, bong. 46:28.141 --> 46:30.723 Well, they used to have, when it was British Rail, it would go brr, brr. 46:30.843 --> 46:32.164 This is the age of the train. 46:32.304 --> 46:32.864 Did it really? 46:32.904 --> 46:33.104 Yeah. 46:33.204 --> 46:34.325 Do you remember on those adverts? 46:34.465 --> 46:36.247 And you very much associated those brr, brr. 46:36.267 --> 46:37.728 Oh, I didn't do it so well that time. 46:37.748 --> 46:39.469 But yeah, there used to be a sort of two-note thing. 46:40.009 --> 46:44.212 But of course, when the British Rail was broken up, there's no unity anymore. 46:44.733 --> 46:45.133 You can't. 46:45.173 --> 46:45.573 You can't. 46:46.674 --> 46:58.226 uh yeah sorry i forgot what i was saying well here's what i've come up with i think it would be a good one if anyone from the train companies is listening here's one from one of your customers uh enjoy this 47:01.775 --> 47:24.893 yeah and then they do the announcement yeah that's good that's very eye-catching ear catching ear catching yeah let's hear it again please it's a bit coarse yeah but it's british that's true it's a coarse place yeah exactly yeah courses for courses that's good stuff well done thank you very much i wonder whether any train companies will adopt that do the other voice again before we 47:25.558 --> 47:26.259 What are we gonna play? 47:26.979 --> 47:27.519 TV on the radio. 47:27.539 --> 47:28.660 Radio on the TV? 47:28.940 --> 47:30.442 No, you gotta do the trailer one. 47:30.742 --> 47:30.802 Oh. 47:45.794 --> 48:07.790 I don't know how you'd feel about that though if he unveiled the song and it was called I've written you a song it's called you're the one for me fatty thanks very much thanks very much Morrissey that's Morrissey there and this is Adam and Joe here on BBC six music don't forget Morrissey fans that we here at six music are repeating Morrissey wait wait wait 48:08.570 --> 48:09.390 We've had an email. 48:09.731 --> 48:12.432 What are the chances that Red Pepper would be listening to your show, fellas? 48:12.832 --> 48:13.412 Well, I am. 48:13.672 --> 48:14.393 Laugh out loud. 48:14.933 --> 48:15.393 Great stuff. 48:15.433 --> 48:19.315 Although you, Adam or Joe, not sure who did it, need a little work on your trailer voice. 48:19.395 --> 48:20.576 I'm smiling ear to ear. 48:21.176 --> 48:22.057 He's left his phone number. 48:22.097 --> 48:22.437 Bell me. 48:22.497 --> 48:23.777 We can have some fun live if you wish. 48:24.178 --> 48:25.098 I'm out of here in 20 minutes. 48:25.478 --> 48:25.978 Thanks, Red. 48:26.279 --> 48:26.619 Wow. 48:26.819 --> 48:28.260 OK, well, listen, Red, sit tight. 48:28.480 --> 48:33.242 We'll phone you up while the next song is playing and get you to do some... Sit tight. 48:33.802 --> 48:35.263 Everything will be in a minute. 48:38.197 --> 48:39.018 He feels threatened by that. 48:39.518 --> 48:39.798 Sure he does. 48:39.818 --> 48:40.538 That's why he's writing in. 48:40.838 --> 48:43.999 Yeah, he's thinking, flippin' heck, Tucker, that's my livelihood that's just been swallowed up by Yoda. 48:44.019 --> 48:45.060 There's a competitor on the block. 48:46.140 --> 48:52.142 Anyway, I was saying, Morrissey, tomorrow, midday, between Keris and Huey's show, he's gonna be doing his Desert Island discs. 48:52.182 --> 48:54.763 We're repeating that show originally broadcast on Radio 4. 48:55.104 --> 48:56.264 He's got some good stuff in there. 48:56.284 --> 48:57.124 A bit of Nico. 48:57.184 --> 48:57.905 Klaus Nomi. 48:57.925 --> 48:59.625 You don't hear that on Radio 4 very often. 48:59.945 --> 49:01.966 Velvet Underground, Ramones, Marianne Faithfull. 49:02.366 --> 49:04.167 All tomorrow at midday. 49:04.607 --> 49:06.068 But right now... 49:07.228 --> 49:08.689 I've completely forgotten what we're doing. 49:08.709 --> 49:09.289 Text the nation. 49:09.309 --> 49:10.269 Oh yeah, text the nation. 49:10.289 --> 49:11.090 Let's have a jingle. 49:11.890 --> 49:14.171 Text the nation. 49:14.211 --> 49:15.271 Text, text, text. 49:15.371 --> 49:16.112 Text the nation. 49:16.172 --> 49:17.012 What if I don't want to? 49:17.032 --> 49:18.113 Text the nation. 49:18.213 --> 49:19.233 But I'm using email. 49:19.393 --> 49:20.113 Is that a problem? 49:20.133 --> 49:20.734 It doesn't matter. 49:20.754 --> 49:20.994 Text. 49:23.405 --> 49:29.827 Yeah, so Text-A-Nation this week, and I've had this bubbling around my brainium for a while now, I like to call it time murder. 49:30.447 --> 49:30.687 Yes. 49:31.087 --> 49:39.029 Because it's times when you are killing time, but you're not only killing it, you are absolutely... And that makes it exciting because murder and killing are exciting. 49:39.149 --> 49:39.509 It's fun. 49:39.529 --> 49:40.429 It's a lot of fun. 49:40.589 --> 49:41.590 Obviously it's not fun. 49:41.610 --> 49:43.030 It's when they're in a fictional environment. 49:43.250 --> 49:43.390 Yeah. 49:43.630 --> 49:46.031 I done a murder because I was listening to Adam and Joe. 49:46.071 --> 49:47.391 They said it was fun and exciting. 49:47.411 --> 49:49.672 So I had to go out and do a murder. 49:50.052 --> 49:52.713 So that's not what we want to hear fictional world pretending land. 49:52.793 --> 49:53.333 Exactly. 49:53.373 --> 49:53.613 Yeah. 49:54.093 --> 49:54.294 Right. 49:54.314 --> 49:57.275 So don't literally murder the time we got out of that one man. 50:00.876 --> 50:04.098 So here's a message that someone sent in a while back will in London. 50:04.138 --> 50:20.847 He's a mailman He says I was just about to go to sleep last night when I had an irresistible urge to pick up my popular brand of smartphone I'd already checked my emails and all the newspaper apps and my Facebook page But I still had an urge to check something so I checked how the tubes were running in 50:21.247 --> 50:40.928 even though i was going to bed i thought my wife was asleep but she saw me i was holding the smart smartphone next to my face why would you check how the tubes were running just for peace of mind no just to do something on his flipping phone before he went to bed i gotta do one more thing on my smartphone and i can go to sleep i've done everything i need to do 50:41.488 --> 50:43.430 I know, I check the tubes runnin'! 50:43.550 --> 50:45.312 I do the same thing sometimes with the weather. 50:46.013 --> 50:47.154 That's Rumpelstiltskin. 50:47.595 --> 50:48.115 Yes, exactly. 50:48.135 --> 50:48.776 Checking the tubes. 50:49.557 --> 50:49.697 Ahh! 50:49.717 --> 50:50.338 The weather! 50:51.199 --> 50:53.081 Erm... Yeah, the tubes are runnin' normally! 50:53.121 --> 50:54.882 Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! 50:54.902 --> 50:57.025 Wait a second, there's a band service on the Bakerloo line. 50:57.205 --> 50:59.467 But it's okay, because there's a nice Irish lady there! 50:59.487 --> 51:00.048 Ha ha ha ha! 51:00.468 --> 51:29.217 Pathetically he says I was illuminating my face with the eye with the smartphone next with a tiny blue glow my finger moving slowly down to make sure I looked at all the tube lines my wife asked what I could possibly be up to so late at night I wouldn't say so she grabbed the phone off me and then laughed out loud at how pathetic I was however when I argued that she was just as bad because she's a big Facebook addict 51:29.617 --> 51:33.958 She conceded that sometimes at work she sits in front of Google wondering what to put in. 51:34.439 --> 51:40.300 She's already put in all our friends' names so she started putting in things like the weather in Birmingham. 51:40.500 --> 51:43.121 We live in London and don't regularly visit Birmingham. 51:43.661 --> 51:47.843 I think for Texanation you should do ways to pass the time that you are least proud of. 51:49.103 --> 51:51.024 Other smartphones and websites are available. 51:51.044 --> 51:51.864 The Google thing is true. 51:51.884 --> 51:58.546 I mean this is a slightly different thing but it's the equivalent of watching telly and having scrolled through all the channels and you've found nothing so you go back 51:58.906 --> 52:06.250 up the top in case something's changed and it takes you a while to actually sort of register the fact that there's nothing on and you should go and do something else. 52:06.971 --> 52:12.034 The internet equivalent is just staring at a blank Google screen and thinking, what shall I put in the box? 52:12.134 --> 52:13.795 I could go anywhere I want. 52:14.195 --> 52:18.157 Because you get this sort of dazzling, amazing, limitless pool of information. 52:18.197 --> 52:19.398 But where do you start? 52:19.418 --> 52:21.499 I'll start with Joseph Cornish. 52:22.220 --> 52:24.241 That's generally what you do, isn't it? 52:24.861 --> 52:25.322 No, no, no. 52:27.343 --> 52:28.444 It's Joe Cornish. 52:28.765 --> 52:29.065 Okay. 52:29.846 --> 52:30.506 What's the stupid? 52:30.526 --> 52:32.648 Can you remember what the stupidest thing you've ever put into Google? 52:32.909 --> 52:34.750 Well, this is probably a different thing, isn't it? 52:34.911 --> 52:35.151 Yeah. 52:35.271 --> 52:37.673 I mean, we don't want to, but it's time wasting though. 52:37.733 --> 52:39.094 No, I can't, I'd have to think a long time. 52:39.135 --> 52:40.536 I mean, something very, very stupid. 52:40.676 --> 52:45.020 Have you got any standard things that you'd like to do or are you, you do them and you think flipping heck Tucker. 52:45.380 --> 52:46.221 I don't feel good about it. 52:46.241 --> 52:50.165 So is this just, this is very, is this just all any time wasting technique or is this a particular circumstance? 52:50.425 --> 52:51.926 No, any kind of time murdering. 52:51.946 --> 52:53.226 I'll give you some examples of my own. 52:53.266 --> 52:56.508 Things I do when I... I mean, we did Procrastination a while back on the show. 52:56.908 --> 52:58.388 There's a little bit of a crossover here. 52:58.508 --> 53:00.229 That's work avoidance, specifically. 53:00.249 --> 53:03.250 Yeah, but here's some things I do and I just don't feel good about them. 53:04.291 --> 53:06.011 I mean, I read a lot of YouTube comments. 53:06.071 --> 53:10.233 I guess you could say that's partly a work thing because I sometimes read them out when I do bug. 53:10.793 --> 53:14.155 But boy, I read loads and I just read them for fun a lot of the time. 53:14.395 --> 53:16.816 And I don't feel that I can in any way justify that. 53:17.356 --> 53:17.897 I don't think. 53:17.917 --> 53:19.599 It's a total waste of time. 53:20.360 --> 53:25.406 I mean, I've talked about this before on the show, but I go through all my songs on iTunes and I capitalize them all. 53:26.307 --> 53:27.508 Make sure they're all in caps. 53:27.628 --> 53:29.130 I mean, that's slightly OCD. 53:29.490 --> 53:30.431 Because I think it looks nicer. 53:30.451 --> 53:31.633 But it takes ages. 53:32.373 --> 53:33.355 Absolutely ages. 53:33.895 --> 53:37.518 What I do is I create nice labels for box files in my study. 53:37.538 --> 53:39.119 I don't like the labels that they come with. 53:39.179 --> 53:39.880 I think they're ugly. 53:40.460 --> 53:42.382 So I design labels. 53:42.462 --> 53:46.886 I print them out with fun lettering and stuff for my accounts or whatever. 53:47.446 --> 53:49.608 I'll print them out in different colours so they look nice on the shelf. 53:50.208 --> 53:51.449 You've got a lot of time on your hands, mate. 53:51.489 --> 53:51.990 Well, I don't. 53:52.070 --> 53:52.630 That's the thing. 53:52.670 --> 53:53.491 But this is what I'm saying. 53:53.511 --> 53:54.852 I don't feel good about it. 53:54.952 --> 53:58.675 I got into a jag a couple of weeks back of spraying things gold. 53:59.736 --> 54:00.876 I went and got some gold paint. 54:01.016 --> 54:03.557 I was in the hardware shop and I thought, hey, gold paint. 54:03.577 --> 54:04.678 Makes them look more valuable. 54:04.818 --> 54:05.238 Exactly. 54:05.798 --> 54:07.839 So I started... Makes things look classy, mate. 54:08.039 --> 54:08.679 Yeah, I know. 54:08.699 --> 54:10.279 You should do the whole house, mate. 54:10.299 --> 54:13.620 Well, I wanted to, mate, but my wife wrestled the can out of my hand. 54:13.641 --> 54:14.461 What's she thinking? 54:14.501 --> 54:15.601 Smacked me on the head with it. 54:15.721 --> 54:18.182 What sensible woman wouldn't want a solid gold house? 54:18.382 --> 54:36.983 exactly look darling we can have gold lamps by the way what are you doing give it back in my spray gold back gold spray back look darling the children can finally how's the film where someone paints everything white in a film oh it's this boy's life isn't it no one else would care about that part from me 54:41.479 --> 54:43.662 Anyway, I'd like to hear your time wasting tech. 54:43.722 --> 54:46.285 I spent an hour readjusting the straps. 54:46.305 --> 54:56.716 I mean, this wasn't pure time wasting, but my daughter is now a little bit too big for her baby seat in the car, or at least she needs the straps to be adjusted, right? 54:58.178 --> 55:00.621 It took me one hour to figure out how to adjust the straps. 55:01.395 --> 55:02.496 It's not time-wasting. 55:02.616 --> 55:09.900 Well, no, not strictly speaking, but I mean, I could have just... I don't know what else I could have done, but it took an hour and... No, it's not time-wasting, you're right. 55:09.940 --> 55:10.060 No. 55:11.841 --> 55:12.881 Cut that bit out of the podcast, James. 55:14.202 --> 55:15.523 Anyway, so there you go, time murder. 55:15.623 --> 55:24.568 Yeah, send your contributions to That Texts The Nation, subject timemurder 64046, or via email adamandjoe.sixmusic at pbc.cotton.uk. 55:24.848 --> 55:26.729 Now, you've got a free choice here, mate. 55:26.929 --> 55:27.269 I have. 55:27.730 --> 55:29.771 I did some sharp... Is this my free choice? 55:30.271 --> 55:51.413 there we go i did some shopping in america as well and a bit like britain it's los angeles is a bit sad in that all the big record shops have closed not amoeba amoeba hasn't that's the only one left towers gone virgins gone and amoeba is the last bastion of a big sort of 80s style uh pop culture shop and it's amazing that place it's got everything in it 55:52.154 --> 56:10.870 and uh it's lovely to go in there and browse and i bought one or two albums i was trying to look for the new corner shop album they've got a new one out haven't they couldn't find the new one so i got this one this is an album called uh judy sucks a lemon for breakfast that's the album this is a very nice track called the constant springs 56:13.494 --> 56:16.655 Corner shop from the album Judy sucks a lemon for breakfast. 56:16.715 --> 56:31.178 That was a track called the constant springs This is Adam and Joe on BBC six music on Saturday morning we were talking about the famous voiceover artist red pepper just now and We're very excited to say that he happened to be listening to the show and he's phoned us up. 56:31.358 --> 56:31.738 Hey red. 56:31.758 --> 56:32.299 How you doing? 56:33.999 --> 56:34.879 Wow, listen to that. 56:34.919 --> 56:37.940 Are you doing is that especially low voice you're putting on there? 56:37.960 --> 56:38.000 Oh 56:38.519 --> 56:39.639 No, it's my voice. 56:40.039 --> 56:43.740 This is my morning voice and it's my daytime voice and it's my evening voice. 56:44.240 --> 56:47.381 I'm one of these guys who just talk like that all the time, unfortunately. 56:47.981 --> 56:52.982 So, Dr Pepper, you are the most famous voiceover man in the country, I would say. 56:53.022 --> 56:53.962 Would you agree with that? 56:54.502 --> 56:55.662 Dr Pepper loved that one. 56:57.442 --> 56:59.523 Well, I don't know about the most famous. 56:59.743 --> 57:07.024 My voice is recognised all over the place for obvious reasons, but there's lots of other guys do what I do. 57:07.404 --> 57:11.910 Can I ask you a very boring question before we have a little voice off? 57:11.930 --> 57:12.871 Yeah, go on then. 57:23.314 --> 57:24.395 I don't know what channel it was. 57:24.656 --> 57:26.117 Colburn Clangers, remember that? 57:26.358 --> 57:30.563 Yes, and it has a similar, it has a similar kind of, what do you call that? 57:30.943 --> 57:31.824 What's that slide whistle? 57:31.844 --> 57:33.586 A swanee swanee whistle? 57:33.626 --> 57:34.948 That's amazing track. 57:35.088 --> 57:36.049 It's a good track, isn't it? 57:36.069 --> 57:36.830 That's a good album. 57:36.990 --> 57:37.711 Corner Shop Rock Band. 57:38.712 --> 57:43.015 I wanted to ask you, Red, if it is ever a problem for you? 57:43.555 --> 57:46.957 Do trends in voiceovers change for the trailers? 57:47.778 --> 57:51.820 Will your amazing, sonorous tones ever be outdated, do you think? 57:52.100 --> 57:55.722 Are they shifting to a more conversational delivery? 57:55.782 --> 57:59.925 Well, it's one of those things where, if it ain't broke, don't fix it. 58:00.712 --> 58:07.984 And if you think down the decades, the male masculine voice, so to speak, has always been an attraction for some reason. 58:08.024 --> 58:09.647 I'm not sure why, but it has been. 58:09.667 --> 58:14.575 And if you think back, Don LaFontaine and before him, there were many others. 58:15.259 --> 58:18.041 who had that masculine sound and everybody seems to go for it. 58:18.061 --> 58:19.222 Because it vibrates things. 58:20.043 --> 58:24.967 Well in the theatre, especially in the cinema, you hear that through the THX system and it's like, wow. 58:25.107 --> 58:29.751 Yeah, everybody loves to be vibrated in their seats, certainly they do. 58:30.071 --> 58:36.776 But listen, Red, would you be threatened if somebody came on the game who had a deeper and sexier voice than you? 58:36.816 --> 58:37.437 I'm talking about me. 58:40.583 --> 58:43.206 I think what we should do... Hey, let Dr Pepper answer the question. 58:43.246 --> 58:45.128 Would you feel threatened by that? 58:45.148 --> 58:46.529 Hell yeah. 58:46.549 --> 58:47.771 I'll tell you what. 58:47.831 --> 58:48.732 Let's have a voice over off. 58:48.752 --> 58:49.292 I'll match you. 58:56.520 --> 59:02.683 Okay, what we're going to do is we're going to say you're listening to Adam and Joe on BBC6 music and we're going to see how low we can go. 59:02.743 --> 59:06.565 Dr Pepper starts, Cornballs goes second, Count Buckley's goes third. 59:06.826 --> 59:07.906 Okay, and then listen. 59:08.026 --> 59:10.888 And we just keep going round and let's see who can get the most bass-y. 59:11.088 --> 59:13.549 Okay, and then after that can we do some Tuffin trailers? 59:14.409 --> 59:15.110 Sure, sure. 59:15.230 --> 59:17.011 Okay, so Dr Pepper, you start first. 59:17.031 --> 59:18.932 So, are you cool with what you're saying? 59:19.577 --> 59:23.219 Yeah, my name's redpeppernotdoctor, probably get out of here. 59:23.259 --> 59:25.361 Go ahead, go right for it, go for it. 59:25.601 --> 59:26.802 Okay, no, I'll start. 59:26.862 --> 59:27.442 Okay, here we go. 59:28.443 --> 59:33.086 You're listening to Adam and Joe on BBC Six Music. 59:34.907 --> 59:37.009 So that's very butch and low. 59:37.049 --> 59:38.730 Oh, is that butch and low? 59:38.750 --> 59:39.730 Okay, I got you. 59:40.331 --> 59:42.272 I didn't understand a word you said, but hey. 59:42.492 --> 59:43.833 You have to say it now, Red. 59:43.853 --> 59:46.535 You have to say, you're listening to Adam and Joe on BBC Six Music. 59:47.486 --> 59:50.528 You're listening to Adam and Joe on BBC 6 music. 59:50.808 --> 59:51.148 Go lower. 59:51.228 --> 59:52.208 I thought that was a little girl. 59:52.248 --> 59:54.169 That's just radio style. 59:54.189 --> 59:54.990 That's not from movies. 59:55.010 --> 59:56.391 Go lower, Adam. 59:56.771 --> 59:57.151 Go lower. 59:57.191 --> 59:58.332 I'm going to go way lower than that. 59:59.772 --> 01:00:04.435 You are listening to Adam and Joe on BBC 6 music. 01:00:04.595 --> 01:00:06.316 That sounds like one of the droids. 01:00:06.756 --> 01:00:09.017 It sounds like you're talking like that. 01:00:09.377 --> 01:00:10.638 Can you go even lower than that, Red? 01:00:10.658 --> 01:00:13.660 Yeah, we'll never come over the telephone now. 01:00:14.180 --> 01:00:14.420 Try it. 01:00:14.460 --> 01:00:14.720 Try it. 01:00:14.740 --> 01:00:14.940 Hello? 01:00:15.360 --> 01:00:16.001 Hello? 01:00:16.101 --> 01:00:16.541 Can you go? 01:00:24.225 --> 01:00:25.509 They're very low. 01:00:25.770 --> 01:00:27.215 Okay, let's do some Taffin trailers. 01:00:29.670 --> 01:00:36.633 Coming up next, Pierce Brosnan is a naughty man in Taffyn. 01:00:36.653 --> 01:00:45.096 Now listen Adam, what you fail to realize is Red Pepper, he won't understand what that is. 01:00:45.116 --> 01:00:47.157 He doesn't understand what Taffyn is. 01:00:47.317 --> 01:00:58.022 Maybe Red did the original- It's an amazing film with Pierce Brosnan and the climax of the film features an immortal bit of line reading from Pierce that goes something like this. 01:01:01.841 --> 01:01:06.683 It's one of the greatest films ever made, and I would really appreciate it if you could do a little Taffyn trailer there. 01:01:06.763 --> 01:01:08.804 And the film is called Taffyn, starring Pierce Brosnan. 01:01:08.824 --> 01:01:09.565 Can you do that, Red? 01:01:10.025 --> 01:01:10.645 Taffyn. 01:01:10.905 --> 01:01:11.386 Taffyn. 01:01:11.466 --> 01:01:12.126 What did you say? 01:01:12.226 --> 01:01:12.706 Taffyn. 01:01:12.966 --> 01:01:14.507 T-E-A-F-F-I-N. 01:01:15.227 --> 01:01:15.628 Taffyn. 01:01:16.761 --> 01:01:19.583 Pierce Brosnan and Taffyn out now. 01:01:20.364 --> 01:01:23.747 I'm not sure if that was cool, but Taffyn, I've never heard of that one. 01:01:23.787 --> 01:01:24.608 That was very cool. 01:01:24.668 --> 01:01:26.669 You know sales of Taffyn are going to rocket after that. 01:01:26.689 --> 01:01:26.930 Surely. 01:01:27.270 --> 01:01:29.352 Hey, Red Pepper, thank you so much for joining us. 01:01:29.532 --> 01:01:32.074 You remain the king, obviously. 01:01:32.094 --> 01:01:34.996 Our pathetic attempts at being lower than you are futile. 01:01:35.036 --> 01:01:36.277 Speak for yourself. 01:01:36.778 --> 01:01:36.978 Yeah. 01:01:37.659 --> 01:01:38.940 But thank you very much for joining us. 01:01:39.460 --> 01:01:39.900 No worries. 01:01:39.940 --> 01:01:40.681 Great show, guys. 01:01:40.741 --> 01:01:41.701 I'll really enjoy your show. 01:01:41.721 --> 01:01:42.662 Hey, we're flattered you listen. 01:01:42.822 --> 01:01:43.443 Yeah, thank you. 01:01:43.503 --> 01:01:44.283 Have a great weekend. 01:01:44.303 --> 01:01:44.963 Cheers, Red. 01:01:45.003 --> 01:01:45.824 Thank you, and you guys. 01:01:46.044 --> 01:01:46.304 Bye. 01:01:46.504 --> 01:01:46.985 Take care. 01:01:47.165 --> 01:01:50.227 Right now, here's just for Mr. Red Pepper. 01:01:50.247 --> 01:01:51.447 We picked this out specially. 01:01:51.487 --> 01:01:53.048 Hope you like a bit of Johnny Symbol. 01:01:53.068 --> 01:01:54.229 This is Mr. Bassman. 01:01:57.731 --> 01:02:00.753 We're gonna post through the noon barrier. 01:02:01.033 --> 01:02:02.694 It's gonna happen soon. 01:02:03.795 --> 01:02:06.597 We're gonna leave the morning behind. 01:02:07.097 --> 01:02:08.058 Enjoy the afternoon. 01:02:10.072 --> 01:02:14.158 Half the day has already disappeared Where does the time go? 01:02:14.278 --> 01:02:17.022 I just do not know Let's push to the moon valley 01:02:24.763 --> 01:02:26.625 Oh, two seconds early, two seconds early. 01:02:26.645 --> 01:02:29.828 I was so excited about having it be on time that we forgot to put the faders up. 01:02:30.008 --> 01:02:31.710 That's our new Noon Barrier jingle there. 01:02:31.950 --> 01:02:32.871 It's very exciting. 01:02:33.211 --> 01:02:34.852 When you say hours, you're very flattering. 01:02:35.032 --> 01:02:37.354 I ain't done nothing on that jingle, as per usual. 01:02:37.875 --> 01:02:38.395 It's yours. 01:02:38.516 --> 01:02:39.256 Well, you listen to it. 01:02:39.717 --> 01:02:43.760 Anyway, it's time now to resolve last week's song wars, ladies and gents. 01:02:43.780 --> 01:02:45.241 So let's have another jingle, even. 01:02:46.783 --> 01:02:50.706 It's time for Song Wars, the war of the songs. 01:03:00.061 --> 01:03:03.244 our songs to the listener test, so check it out. 01:03:03.484 --> 01:03:11.590 And the prongs in question of course that created the songs are myself and Garth cos Joe was away last week and the theme for Song Wars was toys and games. 01:03:11.650 --> 01:03:13.091 Did you get to hear the songs at all Joe? 01:03:13.111 --> 01:03:13.992 You were probably away weren't you? 01:03:14.012 --> 01:03:18.796 I didn't, no I tried to listen to them in Americas but it said not available in your area. 01:03:19.516 --> 01:03:20.717 Ah, let me listen mate. 01:03:20.757 --> 01:03:23.039 Oh mate, also they haven't got internet out there do they? 01:03:23.099 --> 01:03:26.542 They don't have the internet so there's no way I could have downloaded the podcast and listened to both. 01:03:26.582 --> 01:03:27.022 Hello Garth. 01:03:27.202 --> 01:03:27.542 Hello. 01:03:27.562 --> 01:03:28.502 How you doing? 01:03:28.682 --> 01:03:30.723 I'm very well, how are you doing there? 01:03:30.883 --> 01:03:31.924 I'm doing good, thanks. 01:03:32.404 --> 01:03:35.785 Thanks for doing such a great job of sitting in last week. 01:03:35.825 --> 01:03:36.785 Joe, no, you haven't heard it. 01:03:37.565 --> 01:03:38.466 No, no, no. 01:03:38.626 --> 01:03:40.306 Friends of mine have heard it and they say it was excellent. 01:03:40.426 --> 01:03:41.006 Oh, that's good. 01:03:41.066 --> 01:03:41.567 Thanks, Joe. 01:03:41.747 --> 01:03:42.387 It was a pleasure. 01:03:43.377 --> 01:03:46.999 Now Garth, we have obviously got no clue how the voting went. 01:03:47.059 --> 01:03:48.540 That was concealed from us. 01:03:48.760 --> 01:03:54.123 Just say that the boys are sitting in the kitchen hoping that you've won because they just want to hear Poo Poo Party again. 01:03:55.323 --> 01:03:59.345 Well my song, just to remind you listeners, was called Party Pom Pom. 01:03:59.445 --> 01:04:00.806 Oh sorry, Party Pom Pom. 01:04:00.846 --> 01:04:01.386 That's alright. 01:04:01.767 --> 01:04:04.968 Party is accurate as well. 01:04:05.108 --> 01:04:07.169 What a pathetic thing to have an argument about. 01:04:07.189 --> 01:04:08.430 It wasn't an argument! 01:04:08.790 --> 01:04:09.951 Well please, can you make it one? 01:04:10.171 --> 01:04:13.814 Yeah, it was called Poop Party Pompom, not Poopoo Party. 01:04:13.954 --> 01:04:15.796 Who would call their song Poopoo Party? 01:04:16.136 --> 01:04:18.238 How many insulting and rude! 01:04:18.458 --> 01:04:20.820 That would be nonsense to call your song Poopoo Party! 01:04:21.261 --> 01:04:22.382 Garth, what was your song called? 01:04:22.682 --> 01:04:23.263 Uh, Twister. 01:04:23.743 --> 01:04:24.284 Twister. 01:04:24.404 --> 01:04:24.804 Like it. 01:04:24.924 --> 01:04:27.146 And it wasn't about hurricanes, it was about the game. 01:04:27.767 --> 01:04:30.189 It was about the game. 01:04:31.196 --> 01:04:33.037 So, gentlemen, I've got the envelope here. 01:04:33.217 --> 01:04:35.579 It's got a beautiful drawing of the big British castle on it. 01:04:36.540 --> 01:04:38.041 Are you ready for me to read the results? 01:04:38.101 --> 01:04:38.462 Yeah. 01:04:38.482 --> 01:04:38.842 Come on. 01:04:38.902 --> 01:04:39.102 Yeah. 01:04:39.303 --> 01:04:39.683 Come on. 01:04:40.163 --> 01:04:41.484 This is exciting. 01:04:42.245 --> 01:04:43.786 Song Wars Result. 01:04:47.149 --> 01:04:51.153 Adam's Party Pompom and Garth's Twister. 01:04:51.813 --> 01:04:52.374 The winner is... 01:04:55.498 --> 01:04:57.940 Adam's Party Pompom with 64%. 01:04:58.020 --> 01:04:59.041 Garth's Twister got 36%. 01:04:59.321 --> 01:05:01.803 Garth, Garth, Garth, listen, listen, listen. 01:05:02.043 --> 01:05:04.605 It doesn't necessarily mean yours was the less good song. 01:05:05.525 --> 01:05:06.426 Oh, listen to that. 01:05:06.446 --> 01:05:08.487 The children are crying now in the background. 01:05:08.527 --> 01:05:09.768 Is that booing or cheering? 01:05:09.988 --> 01:05:12.850 Yeah, well they're thrilled because they liked the Party Pompom song. 01:05:12.971 --> 01:05:14.111 They've got very deep voices. 01:05:14.151 --> 01:05:15.732 It sounds like all your kids are in their mid-30s. 01:05:15.773 --> 01:05:16.193 Boo! 01:05:16.233 --> 01:05:19.055 Crack it with another beer. 01:05:21.590 --> 01:05:25.372 No, I'm sad for myself, but happy for the children. 01:05:25.392 --> 01:05:25.912 Don't be sad. 01:05:26.112 --> 01:05:28.013 Many, many times the vote's gone the wrong way. 01:05:28.213 --> 01:05:29.794 I tried so hard. 01:05:30.234 --> 01:05:31.975 Man, your song was amazing. 01:05:32.035 --> 01:05:34.136 I loved Twister Garth. 01:05:34.296 --> 01:05:36.897 And thank you so much for being on the show last week. 01:05:36.917 --> 01:05:38.638 It was great to have you and I hope we'll see you again. 01:05:38.838 --> 01:05:39.358 Never again. 01:05:39.578 --> 01:05:42.219 Hey to the Jenningses, how you doing team? 01:05:42.619 --> 01:05:48.542 I hope you have a wonderful weekend and right now let's play party pom pom for you guys. 01:05:53.114 --> 01:06:14.385 my friend Frederick said come round I said yes we can play a bit of Wii we can play DS we can play Super Mario Galaxy 2 but I'll tell you right now that I'm better than you I know this is your house where you live mom and dad I know you want to win and that is very sad cause I got the tricks bro but I got the skill I've been training pretty hard and I'm ready to kill I'm a cold blooded plumber 01:06:14.625 --> 01:06:25.494 I'm a nunchuck king When you begin to lose, I begin to sing And here is the thing, the thing that I sing And you feel the thing from the thing that I sing Would you like to come to a party, pom-pom? 01:06:25.534 --> 01:06:26.995 Would you like to be my guest? 01:06:27.836 --> 01:06:36.603 It's gonna be a boo-boo party, pom-pom A boo-boo party is the best You don't need to bring no presents There ain't gonna be no cake 01:06:37.486 --> 01:06:44.689 Just bring the Wii and you better guarantee that you don't make no mistake Are you gonna come to my party, pom-pom? 01:06:44.809 --> 01:06:46.189 Are you gonna be my guest? 01:06:46.430 --> 01:06:51.071 It's gonna be a poo-poo party, pom-pom, a poo-poo party's the best! 01:06:51.992 --> 01:06:54.233 Are you enjoying all the cumulation? 01:06:54.273 --> 01:06:56.674 Would you like some more on your daddy's PlayStation? 01:06:56.714 --> 01:07:00.435 Hold up a second cause your mommy's coming in Save the level and wait for the speed 01:07:15.282 --> 01:07:43.571 Scream, scream, that's not real life, that's just nonsense No wonder all the children now are turning up for this We're in the middle of a party, pom pom pom pom pom pom pom pom pom pom pom pom pom pom pom pom pom pom pom pom pom pom pom pom pom pom pom pom pom pom pom pom pom pom pom pom pom pom pom pom pom pom pom pom pom pom pom pom pom pom pom pom pom pom pom pom pom pom pom pom pom pom pom pom pom pom pom pom pom pom pom pom pom pom pom pom pom pom pom pom pom pom pom pom pom pom pom pom pom pom pom pom pom pom pom 01:07:47.318 --> 01:07:47.819 Boop boop! 01:08:01.601 --> 01:08:02.963 Kermit the Frog in the corner there. 01:08:03.023 --> 01:08:03.604 Flippin' heck. 01:08:03.644 --> 01:08:05.767 Talk about two scoops of solid insanity. 01:08:06.187 --> 01:08:09.632 Party Pompom followed by Battles there. 01:08:09.672 --> 01:08:10.614 That's ice cream. 01:08:10.634 --> 01:08:12.296 I enjoy Party Pompom very much. 01:08:12.316 --> 01:08:17.163 Yeah, that's a sort of new area you're pushing into, that sort of ragga. 01:08:17.583 --> 01:08:21.386 bit of dance, dancehall, jungle, high bpm there. 01:08:21.406 --> 01:08:22.066 200 bpm. 01:08:22.086 --> 01:08:22.627 200 bpm. 01:08:22.647 --> 01:08:26.189 Highest ever bpm for a song or song from Buckles. 01:08:26.229 --> 01:08:27.310 What did you do that song on? 01:08:28.111 --> 01:08:29.412 That's Garageband. 01:08:29.552 --> 01:08:30.072 Garageband. 01:08:30.092 --> 01:08:33.135 So on Garageband you have to set the bpm before you do the song. 01:08:34.015 --> 01:08:34.495 Exactly. 01:08:34.515 --> 01:08:38.476 So you committed, you just took a- and sometimes you can go wrong, sometimes you regret the tempo. 01:08:38.516 --> 01:08:46.178 Well no no, what I did was I started with a 100 bpm reggae number that I concocted. 01:08:46.278 --> 01:08:49.099 And then I thought, this is boring the socks off me, so I just ramped it up. 01:08:49.179 --> 01:08:49.679 Double time. 01:08:49.719 --> 01:08:50.540 You said double time! 01:08:50.840 --> 01:08:51.380 Double time! 01:08:51.400 --> 01:08:52.360 Let's go double time! 01:08:52.880 --> 01:08:53.500 So that's what happened. 01:08:53.520 --> 01:08:54.481 Wow, you were playing with fire. 01:08:55.461 --> 01:08:55.981 Sure I was. 01:08:57.742 --> 01:08:58.642 Sorry about that, listeners. 01:08:59.022 --> 01:09:02.803 Hey, it was funny that Red Pepper thought that you seriously thought his name was Dr. Pepper. 01:09:03.374 --> 01:09:04.375 Yeah, that's okay. 01:09:04.555 --> 01:09:06.237 He liked it at first, but then it angered him. 01:09:06.317 --> 01:09:06.718 Exactly. 01:09:07.138 --> 01:09:09.320 My name's Red Pepper, not Dr. Pepper, you idiot hole. 01:09:10.442 --> 01:09:12.984 So earlier this week, I wanted to share this with you, Joe. 01:09:14.706 --> 01:09:15.427 I put my foot down. 01:09:16.228 --> 01:09:16.328 Oh. 01:09:16.608 --> 01:09:18.831 And this is not something I do that often. 01:09:19.411 --> 01:09:20.392 I don't like to put my foot down. 01:09:20.412 --> 01:09:21.133 Conversationally? 01:09:21.714 --> 01:09:22.675 Well, I'll tell you what happened. 01:09:23.195 --> 01:09:30.999 I was getting a new satellite broadband service installed because we're in M nowhere and we can't get no decent signal. 01:09:31.320 --> 01:09:35.062 I've been struggling with like one meg of broadband thing. 01:09:35.102 --> 01:09:36.082 It takes me a while. 01:09:36.142 --> 01:09:38.464 This is very interesting to me because I've got to do this. 01:09:38.664 --> 01:09:40.505 Yeah, I haven't upgraded for years. 01:09:40.805 --> 01:09:44.427 Well, the government are paying 100 pounds for a third of a meg. 01:09:44.747 --> 01:09:45.608 a third of a meg! 01:09:45.648 --> 01:09:47.030 No, I'm lying, but it feels that way. 01:09:47.170 --> 01:09:48.371 That's more or less what I'm doing. 01:09:48.751 --> 01:09:56.400 I think the government's just invested or allocated some money for East Anglia to actually ramp up the broadband service there, because it has been lagging a little bit. 01:09:56.780 --> 01:10:02.487 Anyway, I'm not affected by that at the moment, because I'm not covered by any flipping service as far as I can tell, so I'm getting some satellite action. 01:10:03.187 --> 01:10:15.350 But the installation was booked for last Friday morning, and I was due to come up to London in the afternoon, and it was all, like, being specially arranged. 01:10:15.370 --> 01:10:17.551 I talked to the guy on the phone, okay, is this going to be fine? 01:10:17.571 --> 01:10:18.771 Yes, I'll definitely be there. 01:10:19.031 --> 01:10:20.691 He's going to be there early, about 7 a.m. 01:10:20.771 --> 01:10:21.212 Yeah, great. 01:10:21.732 --> 01:10:25.173 And so I said, listen, let me give you two numbers just in case there's any problems. 01:10:25.213 --> 01:10:29.234 I gave him my mobile number, and I said, and this is the house number if I don't answer the mobile phone, right? 01:10:29.254 --> 01:10:30.674 Because I'm going to be in bed at that time. 01:10:30.894 --> 01:10:32.175 What could be more straightforward and simple? 01:10:32.195 --> 01:10:33.236 What could be more straightforward? 01:10:33.997 --> 01:10:36.278 So Friday morning comes around. 01:10:36.759 --> 01:10:39.381 My wife says, hey, I think I heard a car arriving there. 01:10:39.481 --> 01:10:40.382 That might be your guy. 01:10:41.022 --> 01:10:42.323 And it's, you know, seven in the morning. 01:10:42.343 --> 01:10:44.725 I'm still in bed thinking I really don't want to get up. 01:10:44.745 --> 01:10:46.366 But anyway, I sort of got up. 01:10:46.406 --> 01:10:49.469 I slightly took my time thinking, well, he can unpack his tools or whatever. 01:10:50.049 --> 01:11:01.349 by the time i got out there no one is there and uh it was only about 20 minutes later or something and did he ring the bell well this is the thing i didn't hear anything i heard nothing 01:11:02.256 --> 01:11:05.359 So I see that there's a missed call on my mobile. 01:11:05.419 --> 01:11:07.000 No message, just a missed call. 01:11:07.040 --> 01:11:11.324 So I, assuming that it's the guy, I phone back and it just goes to voicemail. 01:11:12.125 --> 01:11:15.187 So I think, well, maybe he's going to get a sandwich or something and he's going to come back. 01:11:15.748 --> 01:11:16.388 Doesn't turn up. 01:11:17.029 --> 01:11:23.995 So about three hours later, I phone again and this time he answers and says, oh yeah, um, I rang the doorbell. 01:11:24.015 --> 01:11:24.875 There was no one there. 01:11:24.895 --> 01:11:26.437 I thought, what do you mean I was there? 01:11:27.301 --> 01:11:42.635 drives me nuts nuts nuts nuts did you go mentoid well I tried to stop myself and I was quite calm and I said all right okay well can you come back later in the day no I can't come back now I've got other jobs on all right then well when's the oldest could you come back tomorrow 01:11:44.156 --> 01:11:45.777 I'm getting really angry now. 01:11:45.917 --> 01:11:52.460 And I said, well, listen, I'm a bit irritated because I, you know, made a point of giving you two numbers to call. 01:11:52.660 --> 01:11:54.181 You called the mobile, didn't leave a message. 01:11:54.361 --> 01:11:55.302 What about calling the house number? 01:11:55.542 --> 01:11:56.682 I didn't have the house number. 01:11:57.283 --> 01:11:57.603 Really? 01:11:57.623 --> 01:11:59.564 Well, why didn't you call the office and get the house? 01:11:59.964 --> 01:12:00.684 No one at the office. 01:12:00.704 --> 01:12:01.585 You're getting furious. 01:12:02.025 --> 01:12:03.266 My blood is boiling right now. 01:12:03.286 --> 01:12:03.986 Foots raising. 01:12:04.366 --> 01:12:05.467 So I was like, why didn't you? 01:12:05.587 --> 01:12:06.447 I was in the house. 01:12:06.667 --> 01:12:09.109 He said, well, I rang the bell. 01:12:09.209 --> 01:12:10.209 What else could I do? 01:12:10.249 --> 01:12:11.470 And I was like, well, you could call the 01:12:11.930 --> 01:12:12.991 Here it goes, here we go. 01:12:13.031 --> 01:12:14.932 So I didn't get angry, I said, alright then, alright. 01:12:15.173 --> 01:12:18.775 Okay, I'm not going to have an argument with you, I'm going to have to call the guy in the office. 01:12:18.795 --> 01:12:19.836 Head office, head office. 01:12:20.156 --> 01:12:25.100 So I spoke to head office, that's some pretty ropey action from the receptionist there. 01:12:25.979 --> 01:12:31.422 And after a while, I managed to establish to her, like, why I was calling, why I was annoyed. 01:12:31.742 --> 01:12:35.725 Finally, the guy responsible calls me back, and he says, oh, yes, sorry about that. 01:12:35.745 --> 01:12:37.306 I said, I did give you the two numbers, didn't I? 01:12:37.386 --> 01:12:38.086 Yeah, I did, yeah. 01:12:38.506 --> 01:12:41.028 Well, you know, why didn't you pass on the number to the guy? 01:12:41.048 --> 01:12:43.109 Now, you know, I've missed the, missed the appointment. 01:12:43.129 --> 01:12:44.970 I've been waiting months for this installation. 01:12:45.090 --> 01:12:46.871 Now it's going to, you know, when's it going to be? 01:12:46.891 --> 01:12:47.852 When are you going to be able to do it? 01:12:47.912 --> 01:12:49.916 threw my pen down in fear. 01:12:49.996 --> 01:12:55.105 And he said, uh, yeah, well, not, not until late next week or something cause it's bank holiday Monday. 01:12:55.145 --> 01:12:58.751 I don't know when we're going to be able to, I was like, uh, you're going to do it Tuesday. 01:12:59.719 --> 01:13:00.480 Oh the foot went down. 01:13:00.520 --> 01:13:01.080 Yeah the foot went down. 01:13:01.100 --> 01:13:02.381 The foot went down and declared a day. 01:13:02.421 --> 01:13:03.161 You ordered a day. 01:13:03.241 --> 01:13:04.182 You are going to do it. 01:13:04.282 --> 01:13:05.903 And by this time I was absolutely livid. 01:13:06.143 --> 01:13:06.304 Yeah. 01:13:06.324 --> 01:13:07.624 And he said no no I can't do it. 01:13:07.725 --> 01:13:08.785 I said no listen to me. 01:13:08.885 --> 01:13:09.306 Listen to me. 01:13:09.486 --> 01:13:10.446 You're going to do it Tuesday. 01:13:10.526 --> 01:13:10.727 Yes. 01:13:10.927 --> 01:13:11.147 All right. 01:13:11.367 --> 01:13:12.448 I want you to move things around. 01:13:12.468 --> 01:13:15.950 I want you to do it on Tuesday as you promised you would do today. 01:13:16.210 --> 01:13:16.470 Okay. 01:13:16.551 --> 01:13:17.391 Because it's your fault. 01:13:17.471 --> 01:13:18.112 I gave you two numbers. 01:13:18.132 --> 01:13:18.512 Did you win? 01:13:18.612 --> 01:13:19.112 Did they do it? 01:13:19.553 --> 01:13:19.973 So he said 01:13:20.393 --> 01:13:20.933 Okay, sir. 01:13:20.973 --> 01:13:22.354 Yes, I'll do my best. 01:13:22.414 --> 01:13:23.154 I'll move things around. 01:13:23.214 --> 01:13:24.275 We'll do it Tuesday for you." 01:13:24.655 --> 01:13:26.035 I was like, yes, put the phone down. 01:13:26.255 --> 01:13:26.856 I'm the king! 01:13:27.636 --> 01:13:38.140 Almost immediately, I felt almost sick with regret for putting my foot down and behaving like a little bit of a toilet because I didn't need it to be installed that quickly. 01:13:38.580 --> 01:13:39.380 Like the world's not gonna wait. 01:13:39.400 --> 01:13:40.181 I've been waiting months. 01:13:40.621 --> 01:13:41.801 A few more days isn't gonna hurt. 01:13:42.441 --> 01:13:43.402 You are a monster. 01:13:43.442 --> 01:13:43.942 I'm a monster. 01:13:43.982 --> 01:13:45.002 You are a monster. 01:13:45.062 --> 01:13:45.883 I'm like a hideous monster. 01:13:45.903 --> 01:13:46.903 Well done putting your foot down. 01:13:47.123 --> 01:13:48.144 You are a monster. 01:13:48.164 --> 01:13:48.984 What would you have done though? 01:13:49.144 --> 01:13:49.805 Put your foot down. 01:13:49.945 --> 01:13:51.707 Oh, I stamped on it and killed it. 01:13:51.927 --> 01:13:52.768 Accidentally. 01:13:52.828 --> 01:13:58.033 But then if I hadn't said anything, I would have felt like I'm being walked over, like I'm a little spineless worm man. 01:13:58.433 --> 01:14:00.255 It's hard to draw the line, isn't it? 01:14:00.275 --> 01:14:00.876 It's a better feeling. 01:14:00.956 --> 01:14:02.537 Spineless worm man or monster? 01:14:02.898 --> 01:14:03.619 Something in between. 01:14:03.659 --> 01:14:04.800 Spineless worm monster. 01:14:04.940 --> 01:14:07.683 Yeah, but the spineless worm monsters don't get any results. 01:14:07.703 --> 01:14:08.684 They've got no broadband. 01:14:09.284 --> 01:14:10.065 Do you know what I'm saying? 01:14:10.185 --> 01:14:10.405 Yeah. 01:14:10.645 --> 01:14:13.307 Everyone walks over them and they've got really... I vote for Put the Foot Down. 01:14:13.447 --> 01:14:15.068 Put the Foot... I mean, he should have called the two numbers. 01:14:15.268 --> 01:14:16.569 I think you were well within your rights. 01:14:16.589 --> 01:14:20.031 You know what, the thing that made me angry was that I didn't feel he was particularly contrite. 01:14:20.071 --> 01:14:20.612 Did you get it done? 01:14:20.852 --> 01:14:21.672 Or is it this coming Tuesday? 01:14:21.692 --> 01:14:22.373 This coming Tuesday. 01:14:22.393 --> 01:14:23.173 This coming Tuesday. 01:14:23.213 --> 01:14:26.796 So I'm going to meet him, but now I'm worried because I... Well, now you've talked about it on the radio, mate. 01:14:27.076 --> 01:14:33.300 Well, I spoke to him again and I said, listen, I really appreciate you moving things around for me, but I'm a little bit worried. 01:14:33.360 --> 01:14:34.621 I mean, maybe they might... Well, that's the thing. 01:14:34.661 --> 01:14:35.361 That's the solution. 01:14:35.501 --> 01:14:35.661 Yeah. 01:14:36.062 --> 01:14:38.143 You just give them the idea that you're passive aggressive. 01:14:38.283 --> 01:14:39.945 Yeah, yeah, and you can't be trusted. 01:14:39.965 --> 01:14:40.326 Okay. 01:14:40.506 --> 01:14:41.807 You could fly off the handle at any minute. 01:14:42.028 --> 01:14:44.811 Maybe he's gonna install like a bomb System now. 01:14:44.931 --> 01:14:48.676 I don't know but I'm gonna listen if you're coming to do the installation and you're listening. 01:14:48.976 --> 01:14:50.478 We're gonna have tea We're gonna have cakes. 01:14:50.518 --> 01:14:56.004 There's gonna be a little party pom-pom and we're gonna have a wonderful day Don't you dare cross him don't you dare cross me all my foot's gonna go 01:14:57.706 --> 01:15:01.609 I like to change the lyrics of songs from time to time To make them refer to things I do 01:15:31.852 --> 01:15:37.816 And as far as I'm aware, it isn't a crime I wonder if it's something 01:15:47.091 --> 01:15:53.294 It's a fun thing to do, everyone does it, you know, you just customise a little bit of music for what you happen to be doing. 01:15:53.574 --> 01:15:55.796 I'll give you an example right now if you want. 01:15:55.816 --> 01:15:58.837 Okay, here's one from Katie. 01:15:58.877 --> 01:16:00.738 She's a lady from London town. 01:16:01.278 --> 01:16:03.800 Howdy, add dum dum dum dum dum and Cornwall. 01:16:04.480 --> 01:16:06.863 My friends and I have been doing this one for many years. 01:16:07.103 --> 01:16:09.245 I'd actually forgotten it wasn't quite normal. 01:16:10.026 --> 01:16:22.658 Whenever we ladies wear a bag with a long strap that goes across the chest, we sing, to the tune of Sade's smooth operator, boob separator, boob separator. 01:16:24.011 --> 01:16:24.652 Love, uh, podcast creator. 01:16:24.672 --> 01:16:26.093 That's good, that's good, that's good. 01:16:26.293 --> 01:16:28.115 I like it when ladies do that with their bags. 01:16:28.436 --> 01:16:28.736 Yeah. 01:16:28.856 --> 01:16:31.119 I was just thinking how the lyrics could continue on. 01:16:31.779 --> 01:16:36.705 Cross the chest and move the boobies, Western boobies. 01:16:36.905 --> 01:16:38.306 Yeah, yeah. 01:16:38.366 --> 01:16:40.048 Was that how you were thinking? 01:16:40.148 --> 01:16:41.690 Yeah, mine was worse than that. 01:16:42.230 --> 01:16:43.472 Mine was less broadcastable. 01:16:44.332 --> 01:16:47.595 Um, here's one from Linda and James in Woah, King! 01:16:47.615 --> 01:16:49.516 Uh, that's how they've spelt it. 01:16:49.756 --> 01:16:50.897 W-O-A-H, King. 01:16:50.917 --> 01:16:51.718 That's a better way of spelling it. 01:16:51.758 --> 01:16:54.120 Hello Dr. Butox and Master Scorn. 01:16:54.620 --> 01:17:03.867 My partner and I for years when warning each other about the danger of stepping on an upturned plug have sung to the tune of Uptown Girl by Billy Joel as follows. 01:17:04.487 --> 01:17:07.810 Upturned plug, you'll be standing on an upturned 01:17:08.010 --> 01:17:18.348 turn plug and we're just going to hurt your feet because the prongs will dig into it the upturn plug and when you're you know 01:17:21.348 --> 01:17:23.310 That was at number one for so long, that song. 01:17:23.510 --> 01:17:24.111 Do you remember? 01:17:24.251 --> 01:17:24.872 My mum loved that. 01:17:25.072 --> 01:17:26.393 I bought that single for my mum. 01:17:26.413 --> 01:17:27.014 She absolutely loved it. 01:17:27.034 --> 01:17:32.879 The whoa, oh, oh, oh bit is particularly useful for expressing your pain when you actually do stand on an upturned plug. 01:17:32.900 --> 01:17:33.160 Thank you, bye. 01:17:33.180 --> 01:17:37.544 It's one of the most painful injuries that you can have, a domestic injury. 01:17:37.724 --> 01:17:39.466 The upturned plug is a killer. 01:17:39.586 --> 01:17:42.929 It is a killer and some amazing person's designed a new plug. 01:17:43.670 --> 01:17:44.470 I saw it on the internet. 01:17:44.490 --> 01:17:46.611 It was an amazing innovative design. 01:17:46.631 --> 01:17:47.992 I'll have to look into it next week. 01:17:48.112 --> 01:17:48.772 It was amazing. 01:17:48.872 --> 01:17:49.673 And no one's picked it up. 01:17:49.853 --> 01:17:50.153 Shocking. 01:17:50.393 --> 01:17:52.534 Here's one from Lisa. 01:17:52.574 --> 01:17:56.556 She's a female woman in Wells Somerset, home of hot fuzz, of course. 01:17:57.816 --> 01:18:06.240 Dear Adam and Joe, I can never do any gardening or even look at secateurs without singing secateurs, secateurs. 01:18:06.380 --> 01:18:08.722 Let me rock you, let me rock you, let me rock you, secateurs. 01:18:09.022 --> 01:18:10.243 Let me rock you, that's all I wanna do. 01:18:10.303 --> 01:18:12.044 Secateurs, let me rock you, let me rock you, secateurs. 01:18:12.324 --> 01:18:13.505 Let me rock you, cause I feel for you. 01:18:14.646 --> 01:18:16.887 To this tune of Chaka Khan. 01:18:16.907 --> 01:18:17.968 Yeah, I feel for you by Chaka Khan. 01:18:17.988 --> 01:18:18.688 Very good indeed. 01:18:18.728 --> 01:18:27.834 Here's one from Tom Jay, who says, hi Adam and Joe, whenever I'm confronted with a certain coffee-based dessert, I sing to the tune of I miss you by everything but the girl. 01:18:29.147 --> 01:18:30.428 Tiramisu. 01:18:31.148 --> 01:18:35.872 It's a desert mist desert desert desert Tiramisu. 01:18:36.352 --> 01:18:38.874 It's a desert mystery. 01:18:39.414 --> 01:18:40.976 Yes, I put a lot of work into that. 01:18:41.216 --> 01:18:42.056 That's a good one. 01:18:42.397 --> 01:18:42.977 Was it worth it? 01:18:43.097 --> 01:18:43.778 Yeah, absolutely. 01:18:43.978 --> 01:18:45.259 upturn plug. 01:18:45.659 --> 01:18:48.321 I've been standing on an upturn plug. 01:18:48.861 --> 01:18:49.221 Right now. 01:18:49.241 --> 01:18:50.582 Here's one final one. 01:18:50.622 --> 01:18:51.843 This is from Maggie. 01:18:52.484 --> 01:18:53.705 Hello, Adam and Joe Fess. 01:18:54.145 --> 01:18:54.645 What's that? 01:18:54.966 --> 01:18:55.366 Joe Fess? 01:18:56.007 --> 01:18:56.327 It's alright. 01:18:56.347 --> 01:18:56.968 It's alright then. 01:18:56.988 --> 01:18:57.709 It's alright. 01:18:58.309 --> 01:19:09.400 I used to work in a restaurant and when someone ordered a steak I would find myself singing to the tune of Street Life by Randy Crawford. 01:19:09.920 --> 01:19:10.761 Steak knife! 01:19:11.322 --> 01:19:13.304 Well it's the only life I know! 01:19:13.704 --> 01:19:14.565 Steak knife! 01:19:14.585 --> 01:19:17.308 Oh there's none other in the draw! 01:19:17.568 --> 01:19:18.409 Steak knife! 01:19:18.909 --> 01:19:34.153 it's gonna cut your steak so nice steak knife go and have another steaky slice go to the cutlery cutlery draw cutlery cutlery cutlery cutlery oh i'm very jet lagged i think i'm crashing darling 01:19:41.255 --> 01:19:42.476 Is that it for Popropriation? 01:19:42.496 --> 01:19:43.997 That's it for Popropriation this week. 01:19:44.057 --> 01:19:44.738 That was very good. 01:19:44.798 --> 01:19:47.220 Keep those coming in, I do like a bit of Popropriation. 01:19:47.540 --> 01:19:52.865 The email is adamandjoe.6music.pbc.co.uk for your Popropriation contributions. 01:19:53.065 --> 01:19:54.267 Is it time for a trail now? 01:19:54.807 --> 01:19:56.529 Are we going to do the trail and then free play? 01:19:57.560 --> 01:19:58.040 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 01:19:58.100 --> 01:19:58.321 Okay. 01:19:58.521 --> 01:20:01.923 This is a little free play, a little free play and it's very short now. 01:20:02.123 --> 01:20:02.403 45 seconds. 01:20:02.423 --> 01:20:03.404 I got something to say about this. 01:20:04.125 --> 01:20:09.408 I remember on points of view when I was a kid, cause this is about to be the theme to the Rockford files, correct? 01:20:09.488 --> 01:20:10.009 Yeah, that's right. 01:20:10.289 --> 01:20:13.311 I remember a thing on telly where somebody wrote into the, was it on the BBC? 01:20:13.471 --> 01:20:14.132 The Rockford files? 01:20:14.172 --> 01:20:15.593 They wrote in and said, I'm disgusted. 01:20:16.033 --> 01:20:19.595 I believe there are topless women in the opening credits of the Rockford files. 01:20:19.796 --> 01:20:19.936 No. 01:20:20.576 --> 01:20:24.159 And I remember, I think it was Russell Hardy or someone doing points of view or something. 01:20:24.199 --> 01:20:24.699 I remember them. 01:20:25.600 --> 01:20:26.501 I was excited by this. 01:20:26.521 --> 01:20:27.121 I thought, what? 01:20:27.341 --> 01:20:29.743 I've been looking at topless women without knowing it. 01:20:30.564 --> 01:20:36.368 And I remember they played through and they froze a frame that showed a shot of a beach with lots of people sunbathing. 01:20:36.768 --> 01:20:42.373 And then they zoomed in on it and they pointed out that the women had brassieres and bikinis on. 01:20:43.033 --> 01:20:46.255 And the BBC would not knowingly show topless women at that time of day. 01:20:46.315 --> 01:20:46.515 Yeah. 01:20:46.575 --> 01:20:46.895 You know what? 01:20:46.995 --> 01:20:52.779 I think I saw an advert for shower gel the other day on one of the digital channels and a little nip knot popped out. 01:20:53.299 --> 01:20:53.619 What? 01:20:53.819 --> 01:20:54.620 I'm not sure. 01:20:54.980 --> 01:20:59.583 But I mean, in on the continent where they're more enlightened, the French, it's a whole other conversation. 01:20:59.643 --> 01:21:00.883 They got nipples all over the shop. 01:21:01.184 --> 01:21:04.285 And they had they had a shower gel advert back in the 90s. 01:21:04.485 --> 01:21:05.486 I'm shocked you 01:21:05.606 --> 01:21:31.654 said the word that they tried showing for a few weeks and that people are too shocked no they're too they're too strange absolutely eliminated too strange and confusing but i'd be interested to see if the nipknot judgment's been reversed because i love you love them you absolutely can't get enough of them this is max tundra i'll get your bag full max thanks for the compilation that you sent in really enjoyed it and here's the track this is called the rockford files 01:21:32.725 --> 01:21:33.045 There you go. 01:21:33.185 --> 01:21:33.746 The Rockford Files. 01:21:33.766 --> 01:21:36.749 He's spelt it P-H-I-A-L-S. 01:21:37.069 --> 01:21:38.611 So it's like a... And who's the artist there? 01:21:38.731 --> 01:21:39.572 He's called Max Tundra. 01:21:39.592 --> 01:21:40.153 That's terrific. 01:21:40.173 --> 01:21:41.874 The guy's name is Ben something or other. 01:21:41.894 --> 01:21:43.136 He's signed to Domino, I think. 01:21:43.196 --> 01:21:45.899 But he's sent in, he listens to the show and he's sent in a... That's awesome. 01:21:46.139 --> 01:21:47.060 ...compilation of his stuff. 01:21:47.080 --> 01:21:47.881 So thanks a lot, man. 01:21:47.921 --> 01:21:49.542 You turn me on to your oeuvre. 01:21:50.163 --> 01:21:52.005 Adam and Joe here on BBC6 Music. 01:21:52.085 --> 01:21:53.106 Here's the Klaxons right now. 01:21:53.126 --> 01:21:54.027 This is Golden Scans. 01:21:55.333 --> 01:21:58.715 The Kinks with Waterloo Sunset, this is Adam and Joe on BBC6 Music. 01:21:59.816 --> 01:22:00.897 Yeah, that's it really. 01:22:25.793 --> 01:22:27.074 So what an exciting coincidence. 01:22:27.114 --> 01:22:30.817 We've been talking about this film Taffyn starring Pierce Brosnohom. 01:22:31.017 --> 01:22:34.960 It was various members of the Dutch Elm Conservatoire comedy group. 01:22:36.601 --> 01:22:37.702 Who picked up on that clip? 01:22:37.882 --> 01:22:39.664 Yeah and pointed it my way. 01:22:39.824 --> 01:22:48.410 But then it happened to be shown on the BBC which was very exciting and I think a lot of listeners to this show had a kind of group view and communicated with each other. 01:22:48.510 --> 01:22:50.715 We encouraged people to lean out of the window. 01:22:50.735 --> 01:22:52.598 Did you? 01:22:53.139 --> 01:22:53.741 Network style? 01:22:53.861 --> 01:22:57.989 Exactly, and shout, well maybe you shouldn't be living here! 01:22:58.009 --> 01:22:59.573 Did we get any reports of that happening? 01:23:00.721 --> 01:23:01.161 A few. 01:23:01.561 --> 01:23:02.342 From angry neighbours. 01:23:03.142 --> 01:23:05.643 Well we had various bits of correspondence about Taffyn. 01:23:06.123 --> 01:23:07.984 Do you want to start this Adam or shall I start this? 01:23:08.024 --> 01:23:08.944 No you go ahead. 01:23:08.964 --> 01:23:13.286 We had a very nice anonymous email from a lady who works in a film archive. 01:23:13.326 --> 01:23:17.428 Dear Doctors Sexy and Buckles, last week I came across an absolute treasure. 01:23:17.788 --> 01:23:20.769 The original screenplay from the classic movie Taffyn. 01:23:21.389 --> 01:23:26.230 Was Bronnholm's performance ludicrously over the top or just as the director intended? 01:23:26.271 --> 01:23:28.511 I believe the attached scan settles the matter. 01:23:29.031 --> 01:23:32.512 And so she sends a page from the original screenplay of Taffyn. 01:23:33.273 --> 01:23:35.193 And blah, blah, blah, here's the scene. 01:23:35.893 --> 01:23:39.054 Taffyn says, what goes on in this town is none of your business. 01:23:39.774 --> 01:23:42.015 Charlotte says, as long as I'm living here, it is. 01:23:42.475 --> 01:23:45.516 And then Taffyn replies with his classic line that goes a little like this. 01:23:45.956 --> 01:23:48.237 Then maybe you shouldn't be living here! 01:23:50.160 --> 01:24:12.405 yes there's the line and now it says in the screenplay after that line and this is a stage direction there's a horrible silence taffin didn't mean to go that far but he's too angry to take it back so that's brilliant bronholm's interpreting the stage directions very successfully he didn't he went too far yeah but the stage direction doesn't doesn't say taffin didn't mean to go ludicrously too far 01:24:13.605 --> 01:24:15.386 No, much too much much much too far. 01:24:15.746 --> 01:24:20.048 I mean, Bronnholm takes things further than other actors do anyway, that's part of his magic. 01:24:20.208 --> 01:24:22.329 Sure, he pushes into all kinds of envelopes. 01:24:22.349 --> 01:24:24.770 He's pushing the boat all the way out, over the horizon. 01:24:24.910 --> 01:24:31.153 Well, people have also been sending in links to their favourite bits of movie dialogue, so we can broaden this. 01:24:31.193 --> 01:24:32.374 From movies that aren't Taffyn? 01:24:32.654 --> 01:24:38.482 For movies that aren't tapping, apparently there are other well-delivered lines in other films apart from Bronnholm-based films. 01:24:38.522 --> 01:24:39.883 It seems unbelievable, but there it is. 01:24:39.923 --> 01:24:42.507 Here's a message from Jackson 5000. 01:24:42.867 --> 01:24:43.288 Jackson 5000! 01:24:44.489 --> 01:24:45.671 He's a male computer man. 01:24:46.311 --> 01:24:47.933 And he says, hello there, chaps! 01:24:47.953 --> 01:24:48.554 What does that mean? 01:24:49.455 --> 01:24:50.455 He owns a computer? 01:24:50.775 --> 01:24:51.576 No, he's a robot. 01:24:51.736 --> 01:24:52.616 He's a robot, okay. 01:24:52.656 --> 01:24:55.277 Yeah, he's a sort of spambot. 01:24:56.537 --> 01:25:01.478 Great as the Taffin clip is, says Jackson 5000, I think I may have found a better one. 01:25:01.658 --> 01:25:05.779 Taken from the film Trolls 2, or as the Americans would have it, Trolls 2. 01:25:07.460 --> 01:25:11.341 Admittedly, it has a fair few hits on this YouTube clip. 01:25:11.361 --> 01:25:12.341 Now this is very famous. 01:25:12.961 --> 01:25:17.264 So I can't take the real credit for discovering it, but I'm sure you'll enjoy it if you haven't heard it before. 01:25:17.404 --> 01:25:20.486 I hadn't heard it before, I saw the- I haven't seen Trolls 2. 01:25:20.726 --> 01:25:21.607 Oh, it's extraordinary. 01:25:21.627 --> 01:25:23.108 I mean, there's a whole thing about Troll 2. 01:25:23.308 --> 01:25:24.849 There's- there's a- but yeah, play the clip. 01:25:25.409 --> 01:25:42.641 Well, this is from the film Troll 2 1990 directed by Claudio Fragasso, and here is a chap who is commenting on the fact that the trolls in question are eating a- like the remains of a woman, but it's just green sludge in the actual clip, and this guy is watching and this is what he says. 01:25:43.362 --> 01:25:44.004 They're eating her! 01:25:46.068 --> 01:25:47.331 And then they're going to eat me! 01:25:48.073 --> 01:25:48.814 Oh my god! 01:25:54.648 --> 01:25:56.310 That is a good extension of my God. 01:25:56.630 --> 01:25:56.910 That's good. 01:25:56.950 --> 01:25:58.852 I mean, you've opened a tin of worms. 01:25:58.952 --> 01:26:01.174 I mean, Troll 2 is an amazing thing. 01:26:01.274 --> 01:26:02.395 Do people have big Troll 2 parties and stuff? 01:26:02.415 --> 01:26:02.895 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 01:26:02.915 --> 01:26:09.741 And there's a terrific documentary called Best Worst Movie that I don't think is available in the UK, but if you're into that kind of thing, you can order it. 01:26:10.101 --> 01:26:10.682 It's really good. 01:26:10.702 --> 01:26:17.267 And it's made by the guy that was a child actor in it, who's now an adult, and is trying to figure out what the hell happened to him as a kid. 01:26:17.608 --> 01:26:19.049 And it's a brilliant documentary. 01:26:19.089 --> 01:26:20.730 He goes and reunites the cast. 01:26:21.631 --> 01:26:23.612 And he brings the director back. 01:26:23.932 --> 01:26:24.992 What's the documentary called? 01:26:25.052 --> 01:26:26.452 It's called Best Worst Movie. 01:26:26.552 --> 01:26:27.713 I really, really recommend it. 01:26:27.733 --> 01:26:29.533 And he's a really good guy, the guy that made it. 01:26:29.593 --> 01:26:33.314 I annoyingly forget his name, but he's grown up in some really clever chap. 01:26:33.474 --> 01:26:35.275 Maybe someone can email in and tell us. 01:26:35.855 --> 01:26:36.375 That sounds great. 01:26:36.395 --> 01:26:36.995 I'll check it out. 01:26:37.215 --> 01:26:39.596 Here's another clip, though, that a few people... 01:26:40.656 --> 01:26:59.166 Told us about and I'm so sorry that I can't read out your name because there's been a snafu in my filing But you can let us know if you'd like some credit, but it's from the film tough guys Don't dance from 1987 Have you seen that rings a bell Ryan O'Neill and Isabella Rossellini directed by Norman Mailer nice. 01:26:59.186 --> 01:26:59.226 Oh 01:26:59.726 --> 01:27:02.847 Here's a little synopsis from IMDB. 01:27:03.348 --> 01:27:19.594 Writer, ex-con and 40-something bottle baby Tim Madden, who is prone to blackouts, awakens from a two-week bender to discover a pool of blood in his car, a blonde woman's severed head in his marijuana stash, and the new Provincetown police chief, Captain Luther Regency, shacked up with his former girlfriend, Madeline. 01:27:20.912 --> 01:27:22.214 You've got to see that film, surely. 01:27:22.274 --> 01:27:23.215 Tough Guys Don't Dance. 01:27:23.555 --> 01:27:29.000 And here is Ryan O'Neill on a beach reading out a letter from Isabella Rossellini's character. 01:27:29.041 --> 01:27:35.607 So the first character you hear is Rossellini delivering some shocking news, then you hear Ryan O'Neill's reaction to the shocking news. 01:27:36.188 --> 01:27:38.530 My husband is having an affair with your wife. 01:27:39.931 --> 01:27:41.133 I don't think we should talk about it. 01:27:41.923 --> 01:27:42.984 Kill them. 01:27:43.124 --> 01:27:43.825 Oh, man! 01:27:43.905 --> 01:27:44.905 Oh, God! 01:27:45.526 --> 01:27:46.306 Oh, man! 01:27:46.587 --> 01:27:47.227 Oh, God! 01:27:47.367 --> 01:27:48.208 Oh, man! 01:27:48.308 --> 01:27:49.769 Oh, God! 01:27:49.969 --> 01:27:50.690 Oh, man! 01:27:51.050 --> 01:27:51.971 Oh, God! 01:27:55.448 --> 01:27:56.308 Yeah, wow. 01:27:56.428 --> 01:27:57.248 Good effort, O'Neill. 01:27:57.268 --> 01:27:58.069 That's a good effort. 01:27:58.109 --> 01:28:00.770 And the camera's spinning around him while he's saying it on the beach. 01:28:00.790 --> 01:28:01.130 I bet it is. 01:28:01.350 --> 01:28:01.930 I bet it is. 01:28:02.090 --> 01:28:04.871 Oh man, oh God, oh man, oh God! 01:28:04.971 --> 01:28:16.396 Because Norman Mailer surely is thinking like, this is good, obviously it's, I don't want you to do it too naturalistically, Ryan, because I'm trying to get the audience to think about the nature of man and God as you're saying it. 01:28:16.796 --> 01:28:23.779 So it's like a colloquialism to say man, but then suddenly they'll be thinking about man and God if you say it like that. 01:28:23.899 --> 01:28:25.600 Do we know the tone of the film? 01:28:25.700 --> 01:28:27.541 Are we sure it's not a comedy? 01:28:27.821 --> 01:28:34.025 IMDB lists it as a sort of black comedy, but it's not supposed to be. 01:28:34.205 --> 01:28:35.546 I think it's supposed to be serious. 01:28:35.826 --> 01:28:36.346 Do you think? 01:28:36.646 --> 01:28:36.927 Yeah. 01:28:37.107 --> 01:28:38.167 I don't think it's a comedy. 01:28:38.367 --> 01:28:41.109 I mean, I'm happy to be... Quite a successful writer, Norman Mailer. 01:28:41.349 --> 01:28:41.549 Yeah. 01:28:41.709 --> 01:28:43.470 Do you think he'd make a boo-boo of that size? 01:28:43.811 --> 01:28:44.031 Yeah. 01:28:44.851 --> 01:28:45.392 Yeah, I do. 01:28:45.592 --> 01:28:47.114 Ryan O'Neill, quite a well-known actor. 01:28:47.534 --> 01:28:49.556 And do you reckon that scene was played for laughs? 01:28:49.836 --> 01:28:50.397 I don't know. 01:28:50.537 --> 01:28:51.778 Was someone more knowledgeable? 01:28:51.798 --> 01:28:54.560 The music as well, everything's really going for it though, isn't it? 01:28:54.701 --> 01:28:55.101 I don't know. 01:28:55.361 --> 01:28:56.702 I don't think it's like an airplane. 01:28:56.762 --> 01:28:58.304 That wasn't Norman Mailer's thing, was it? 01:28:58.324 --> 01:29:00.246 To do like goofy, knockabout films? 01:29:00.306 --> 01:29:00.946 I don't know. 01:29:03.920 --> 01:29:06.262 Is that a good contribution to the conversation? 01:29:06.282 --> 01:29:06.902 I'm going to find out. 01:29:07.042 --> 01:29:08.343 I ordered it from Amazon. 01:29:08.363 --> 01:29:08.584 Did you? 01:29:08.644 --> 01:29:08.844 Yeah. 01:29:08.904 --> 01:29:09.104 Yeah. 01:29:09.144 --> 01:29:10.385 So I'm going to watch it this weekend. 01:29:10.485 --> 01:29:11.726 I'll report back to you next weekend. 01:29:12.106 --> 01:29:13.427 Let's have some music. 01:29:13.447 --> 01:29:15.429 We still got flipping textination to cover. 01:29:15.769 --> 01:29:16.770 Quick, quick with the music then. 01:29:16.990 --> 01:29:19.552 This is Sleigh Bells by Reel Reel. 01:29:20.212 --> 01:29:21.013 Tiny bit of admin. 01:29:21.033 --> 01:29:22.694 Do you want to make a little correction there? 01:29:22.714 --> 01:29:23.975 Yeah, I'll do my correction. 01:29:24.055 --> 01:29:24.215 Go on. 01:29:24.741 --> 01:29:27.043 Yeah, that was, that was, um, it's gone now. 01:29:27.323 --> 01:29:27.763 Oh, there it is. 01:29:28.224 --> 01:29:30.245 That was the band is sleigh bells. 01:29:30.425 --> 01:29:31.426 The track is real, real. 01:29:31.666 --> 01:29:31.966 Okay. 01:29:32.087 --> 01:29:32.747 I'm sorry about that. 01:29:32.767 --> 01:29:32.967 It's tough. 01:29:33.007 --> 01:29:33.327 It's tough. 01:29:33.388 --> 01:29:38.331 Adam has a very troublingly laid out screen that he has to figure out what the name of the track is. 01:29:38.471 --> 01:29:43.355 Um, you know, also I'm a bit thick and there is that I find it very difficult to read. 01:29:43.655 --> 01:29:46.818 That's kind of insane sounding music is getting more insane, isn't it? 01:29:46.898 --> 01:29:52.682 Generally we've got battles and that also I'm pretty much convinced now that the Norman Mailer thing is, was a comedy. 01:29:52.842 --> 01:29:53.483 Sure, we'll check it out. 01:29:53.503 --> 01:29:54.344 We'll check it out. 01:29:54.404 --> 01:30:04.976 Listen, also, thank you to Hobbsy, who's told us that the director of Best Worst Movie, the excellent sort of investigation of the film Troll 2, is Michael Stevenson, and he's a very nice chap. 01:30:05.016 --> 01:30:05.636 I met him once. 01:30:06.157 --> 01:30:10.662 And then somebody else sent us the plug design, which is, we were talking about the clever plug design. 01:30:11.182 --> 01:30:13.283 I don't know what I can tell you about that, but you search for it. 01:30:13.303 --> 01:30:14.143 It's a foldy plug. 01:30:14.183 --> 01:30:17.525 It's a foldy plug, and it looks like it's a British design, and it's very clever. 01:30:17.705 --> 01:30:19.225 I don't know why they don't introduce it. 01:30:19.445 --> 01:30:25.668 Yeah, so basically the bottom two prongs in the triangle... They pivot, they rotate, so the whole plug is actually flat. 01:30:25.888 --> 01:30:26.548 It's very clever. 01:30:26.828 --> 01:30:27.389 Very clever. 01:30:27.769 --> 01:30:29.690 Um, is it now time to do some textination? 01:30:29.710 --> 01:30:30.370 Yeah, come on then. 01:30:32.791 --> 01:30:35.572 Textination, text, text, text, textination. 01:30:35.632 --> 01:30:36.612 What if I don't want to? 01:30:36.852 --> 01:30:37.573 Textination. 01:30:37.673 --> 01:30:38.653 But I'm using email. 01:30:38.833 --> 01:30:39.574 Is that a problem? 01:30:39.594 --> 01:30:40.414 It doesn't matter, text! 01:30:42.751 --> 01:30:46.495 So the subject of Text the Nation this week, listeners, is time murder. 01:30:46.755 --> 01:30:49.518 Ridiculous things you do just to kill time, right? 01:30:49.679 --> 01:30:50.319 Yeah, exactly. 01:30:50.640 --> 01:30:52.041 So here's one from Dylan McMillan. 01:30:52.902 --> 01:30:55.265 Would a Dylan McMillan be a lady or a man? 01:30:55.345 --> 01:30:56.947 Spelt D-Y-L-A-N, a man. 01:30:56.987 --> 01:30:58.448 I would say a man, that's a great name. 01:30:58.648 --> 01:30:59.589 Dylan McMillan. 01:30:59.629 --> 01:31:01.892 Dylan McMillan, the sexy, sexy man. 01:31:02.132 --> 01:31:04.475 He's coming to your town, he's got a sexy plan. 01:31:04.915 --> 01:31:05.835 Dylan McMillan. 01:31:05.855 --> 01:31:06.856 That's slightly upsetting. 01:31:07.616 --> 01:31:08.576 You should call the police. 01:31:08.996 --> 01:31:17.799 I can't normally afford to waste time because my life is busy busy busy but I was at a loose end recently so I did an internet search for hiring a Lionel Richie look-alike. 01:31:18.499 --> 01:31:24.640 I don't think I'd ever have an occasion in my life to need the services of a Lionel alike and I wasn't too impressed with them anyway. 01:31:24.981 --> 01:31:26.021 What a waste of 10 minutes. 01:31:27.181 --> 01:31:28.062 I love the show. 01:31:28.523 --> 01:31:29.744 Dylan McMillan. 01:31:29.984 --> 01:31:31.705 Not Lionel Richie, but a lookalike. 01:31:31.745 --> 01:31:31.926 Yep. 01:31:31.966 --> 01:31:32.126 Yep. 01:31:32.146 --> 01:31:32.286 Yep. 01:31:32.306 --> 01:31:32.826 Yep. 01:31:32.886 --> 01:31:34.108 This is from Lea. 01:31:34.228 --> 01:31:34.588 Lea. 01:31:34.688 --> 01:31:35.048 Lea. 01:31:35.249 --> 01:31:35.649 Lea. 01:31:35.929 --> 01:31:37.010 Princess Lea. 01:31:37.030 --> 01:31:37.811 From East London. 01:31:38.812 --> 01:31:51.203 Yesterday afternoon, I used Google Earth to examine the route taken by James Bond in the Thames River Chase at the start of The World Is Not Enough to see if it was realistic that he could have driven his speedboat overland through the Docklands to cut off the bad guys at the Millennium Dome. 01:31:51.983 --> 01:31:52.524 It was hit and miss. 01:31:54.172 --> 01:31:54.853 I wouldn't have risked it. 01:31:55.734 --> 01:31:56.034 Lay it. 01:31:56.335 --> 01:31:56.855 East London. 01:31:57.456 --> 01:31:58.497 That is a waste of time. 01:31:58.577 --> 01:31:58.958 Well done. 01:31:58.998 --> 01:31:59.378 Very good. 01:32:00.299 --> 01:32:02.121 Kevin, who's a man, emails the following. 01:32:02.261 --> 01:32:05.745 As you introduce this week's Text the Nation, I just finished my most compulsive time drain. 01:32:06.066 --> 01:32:08.489 Mindlessly clicking on the BBC news website. 01:32:08.909 --> 01:32:09.129 Sorry. 01:32:09.229 --> 01:32:12.233 Mindlessly clicking on BBC news website stories without even reading them. 01:32:13.274 --> 01:32:21.166 Then I moved on to my second, editing the personal dictionary on my phone to remove misspelled words and editing words which have a capital letter yet aren't proper nouns. 01:32:21.346 --> 01:32:22.808 Oh man, I do that as well. 01:32:22.848 --> 01:32:27.896 When things get reformatted somehow, when you import them into a word document or whatever from an email. 01:32:27.916 --> 01:32:28.557 That can be a lot of fun. 01:32:29.057 --> 01:32:34.319 I have to go through, I have to make sure, like as I go along I can't bear to see all the different types of fonts on there. 01:32:34.339 --> 01:32:39.160 I have to go through, select all, make sure they're all in the right font, right size. 01:32:39.440 --> 01:32:40.021 Very important. 01:32:40.361 --> 01:32:41.681 Here's one from Kate Bird, Jess. 01:32:42.421 --> 01:32:43.922 Katie B from Guildford. 01:32:44.362 --> 01:32:50.484 Hi team, I've sometimes, I've, I've, oh you've, Kate, you've, you've got the punctuation wrong. 01:32:51.184 --> 01:32:53.505 Hi team, I've sometimes time waste. 01:32:54.685 --> 01:32:57.467 See, when you send us emails like that, it's purposely trying to trip me up. 01:32:57.507 --> 01:32:59.268 That is nonsense. 01:32:59.548 --> 01:33:00.208 Nonsense. 01:33:00.528 --> 01:33:01.249 Nonsense. 01:33:01.389 --> 01:33:02.129 That'll teach her. 01:33:02.609 --> 01:33:02.829 Okay. 01:33:03.010 --> 01:33:03.450 Hi team. 01:33:03.990 --> 01:33:09.333 I sometimes time waste by taking down all my books, then reordering them into order of preference. 01:33:10.113 --> 01:33:12.534 Then subcategorising them alphabetically. 01:33:12.814 --> 01:33:18.036 So that's not just colour coded, it's not alphabetical, it's not by publisher or by spine colour. 01:33:18.677 --> 01:33:19.497 Order of preference. 01:33:19.517 --> 01:33:21.578 That would be good if you had like a subjective library. 01:33:21.938 --> 01:33:23.819 The books are all organised by goodness. 01:33:24.459 --> 01:33:25.259 That's what she's got. 01:33:25.379 --> 01:33:25.639 Yeah. 01:33:26.040 --> 01:33:26.980 I mean that's tough. 01:33:27.060 --> 01:33:29.561 It's hard enough when someone asks you what your favourite film is or something. 01:33:29.861 --> 01:33:33.923 But to categorise everything you own in order of relative quality. 01:33:34.003 --> 01:33:35.343 I organise my books by filth. 01:33:35.703 --> 01:33:35.964 Do you? 01:33:36.044 --> 01:33:38.385 The ones with the longest filth pathogeth. 01:33:38.785 --> 01:33:39.285 Pathogeth. 01:33:40.406 --> 01:33:41.526 Here's one from Ali in Glasgow. 01:33:41.787 --> 01:33:42.247 Hi Adam and Joe. 01:33:42.267 --> 01:33:49.952 When I've run out of tweets to read on my main timeline, I go back and read my own, sometimes scrolling back as far as six or seven months. 01:33:50.513 --> 01:33:58.518 I'm not proud of this and I'm not claiming they're particularly re-readable, but I get entranced by the smooth scrolling motion on my smartphone and I just can't stop. 01:34:01.480 --> 01:34:07.103 Sometimes I just sit there and I click update on my YouTube channel to see if anyone else has left me comments. 01:34:07.803 --> 01:34:08.984 I might do it for about 10 minutes. 01:34:09.124 --> 01:34:09.364 Click. 01:34:09.424 --> 01:34:10.425 No, no one has. 01:34:10.445 --> 01:34:12.326 Here's a good one from Lorne in Birmingham. 01:34:12.346 --> 01:34:14.907 This is the climax to the segment because this is just crazy. 01:34:15.588 --> 01:34:18.569 I murder time by setting virtual tasks for myself. 01:34:18.669 --> 01:34:19.750 For instance, boiling an egg. 01:34:19.930 --> 01:34:28.314 I don't actually boil an egg, but instead I just go through the process of boiling an egg in my mind in real time while watching the clock for accurate timing. 01:34:28.334 --> 01:34:29.555 What the... Lorne. 01:34:30.495 --> 01:34:33.317 I mean, why not boil a tasty egg? 01:34:33.337 --> 01:34:34.618 You're doing everything but the egg. 01:34:35.518 --> 01:34:37.139 And you're missing out on a delicious egg. 01:34:37.499 --> 01:34:39.180 Lipping heck, Tucker. 01:34:39.585 --> 01:34:42.286 You are the winner of the Nuttiest Person in the World competition. 01:34:42.586 --> 01:34:42.926 Who was that? 01:34:42.966 --> 01:34:43.847 What was the name of the person? 01:34:43.907 --> 01:34:44.167 Lorne. 01:34:44.447 --> 01:34:44.907 Lorne. 01:34:45.927 --> 01:34:46.187 Lorne. 01:34:46.227 --> 01:34:49.208 I think Lorne is beautiful and special and unique. 01:34:49.368 --> 01:34:50.069 Certainly special. 01:34:50.809 --> 01:34:52.089 So keep those coming in. 01:34:52.129 --> 01:35:00.692 Don't forget there'll be retrotext-the-nation in next week's live show and you can email your contributions to that theme to adamandjoe.sixmusicatbbc.co.uk. 01:35:00.993 --> 01:35:05.774 We'll be back with you for one more little stinky-linky before that. 01:35:05.834 --> 01:35:07.015 Here's Sly and the Family Stone. 01:35:07.035 --> 01:35:07.815 I want to take you higher! 01:35:09.205 --> 01:35:10.385 I want to take you higher! 01:35:10.445 --> 01:35:12.046 That's Sly and the Family Stone. 01:35:12.206 --> 01:35:16.887 Adam and Joe here on BBC6 Music and that is pretty much it for our show this week, ladies and gentlemen. 01:35:17.167 --> 01:35:25.510 Now I just want to stop a little avalanche that is beginning to occur with people sending us in suggestions for movies that are so bad they're good kind of thing. 01:35:25.890 --> 01:35:28.030 Sorry, that was my fault talking about Troll 2. 01:35:28.190 --> 01:35:30.091 That's alright, we don't want to get angry with anybody. 01:35:30.211 --> 01:35:30.931 I'm not angry! 01:35:31.031 --> 01:35:35.673 No no no, but we know about, we know about The Room, we know about Birdemic, we know about Shark Attack. 01:35:35.893 --> 01:35:39.515 We're looking for films that actually think they're good that go a bit wrong. 01:35:39.555 --> 01:35:42.576 It's my fault I skewed the whole thing by mentioning Troll. 01:35:42.836 --> 01:35:44.136 The thing is I don't get out very much. 01:35:44.257 --> 01:35:46.657 Generally I watch films that are so good they're good. 01:35:46.697 --> 01:35:49.459 Troll's a good example of something that was, that was, that's a good one. 01:35:49.619 --> 01:35:51.920 You know, that was actually made sincerely. 01:35:52.100 --> 01:35:52.680 Yes, yes. 01:35:52.820 --> 01:35:52.980 Yeah. 01:35:53.360 --> 01:35:57.543 We the jury is out on tough guys don't dance anyway. 01:35:57.583 --> 01:36:02.506 Thanks for listening folks really appreciated it and Hope you enjoyed the show stay tuned for Liz Kershaw. 01:36:02.546 --> 01:36:15.835 She's got Gomez on the show I don't know if they're actually live in the building But they're gonna be talking to Liz in a few minutes here on BBC six music or at least in her show Don't forget the podcast which will be available after 6 p.m.. This evening. 01:36:15.895 --> 01:36:23.180 Thanks to our hard-working producer James He's gonna cut this show together and turn it into a piece of gleaming genius With some extra nuggets from us that we're just about to go and record 01:36:24.061 --> 01:36:24.922 But yeah, take care. 01:36:24.982 --> 01:36:25.783 Have a wonderful week. 01:36:26.184 --> 01:36:27.406 Do we need to say anything else, James? 01:36:27.966 --> 01:36:28.727 That's it, isn't it? 01:36:29.168 --> 01:36:30.169 Thanks for listening, everybody. 01:36:30.209 --> 01:36:31.651 We'll be back at the same time next week. 01:36:31.692 --> 01:36:32.072 Take care. 01:36:32.092 --> 01:36:32.753 I love you. 01:36:32.933 --> 01:36:33.614 Bye! 01:36:33.955 --> 01:36:34.115 Bye.