WEBVTT 00:01.860 --> 00:25.452 six music non-stop Glastonbury non-stop this is bbc six music this is the voice of the big british castle coming live from the glastonbury yesternoon your host tonight is dr baculis and corny corns but for paperwork they know as adam and joe just say 02:19.544 --> 02:24.480 Which we'd hear today All that no one wants to take away 03:29.948 --> 03:33.411 Funboy 3 there with the Lunatics have taken over the Asylum. 03:33.431 --> 03:38.255 Well, it's the Funboy 2 in the BBC Outside broadcast van right now, folks. 03:38.375 --> 03:38.776 I'm Adam. 03:39.016 --> 03:39.657 Hey, I'm Joe. 03:39.717 --> 03:45.381 I don't like the insinuative qualities of that first choice of our first record for our big return. 03:46.142 --> 03:48.304 Inferring that we're... Inferring we're lunatics. 03:48.695 --> 03:49.196 Right, yeah. 03:49.596 --> 03:50.838 But they're quite organised lunatics. 03:50.898 --> 03:51.418 Hey man! 03:51.438 --> 03:51.499 Hey! 03:51.879 --> 03:52.900 Good to see you! 03:53.181 --> 03:53.801 Good to see you. 03:53.962 --> 03:57.646 Haven't been on the air with Joe for six months? 03:58.067 --> 03:58.387 More? 03:58.707 --> 03:59.749 Seven months, maybe? 04:00.029 --> 04:00.269 I know. 04:00.309 --> 04:03.553 Since before Christmas 2010, I basically haven't seen you. 04:03.573 --> 04:04.655 You've been working on your film. 04:04.695 --> 04:05.616 Yep, yep, yep, yep. 04:05.716 --> 04:08.059 And you're in the edit right now, is that right? 04:08.759 --> 04:10.201 Yeah, we're cutting at the moment. 04:10.221 --> 04:12.082 Yeah, yeah, yeah, cutting, scratching. 04:12.743 --> 04:16.005 And it's weird because you finished principal photography. 04:16.025 --> 04:17.467 When I said yeah, yeah, yeah, I like that. 04:17.527 --> 04:18.928 I was like a joke. 04:18.988 --> 04:20.449 I just want to make that clear. 04:20.549 --> 04:22.431 I haven't started talking like that now. 04:22.491 --> 04:23.792 You hang out with Prince William too soon. 04:24.092 --> 04:24.853 You love Prince William. 04:25.433 --> 04:31.459 So what I'm a little bit confused about, right, with this whole film that you've done and everything, is when do we shoot my stuff? 04:32.419 --> 04:49.995 uh later with Jules Holland a lot later because like i understood that principal photography had finished no it's part of a new process it's like 3d it's like a step forward from 3d but it means there's certain elements you don't actually film because i've got it like for years sure years later 04:50.915 --> 04:56.698 See because I assumed like you know cuz you're making a film I assumed I'd have quite a big part Yeah in the film cuz I'm an actor. 04:56.718 --> 05:05.363 I don't know if you know I was in the persuasionists One a couple of BAFTAs and no I saw that yeah, so I was just a little confused when 05:06.463 --> 05:08.065 But it's all happening later. 05:08.085 --> 05:09.426 It's later, yeah. 05:09.686 --> 05:10.667 So just hang on in there. 05:10.707 --> 05:11.267 Thanks, man. 05:11.668 --> 05:12.949 But it's great to be back, listeners. 05:12.969 --> 05:20.335 Thanks for tuning in to our special sunset show, the first of three shows coming to you live from Glastonbury, which is a big festival in Somerset. 05:20.415 --> 05:24.519 Massive festival, fifth time I've been here, fourth time for Cornballs. 05:24.999 --> 05:30.965 And it's probably the most exciting one so far, I would say, because the atmosphere is electric out there. 05:31.505 --> 05:39.267 I'm sure if you've been listening to coverage on Six Music this afternoon, you will have heard all the DJs commenting on the fact that it's unusually rammed out there. 05:39.287 --> 05:44.069 A lot of semi-naked, attractive young people wandering around with not enough sun protection on. 05:44.529 --> 05:45.709 It's really baking hot. 05:45.729 --> 05:47.790 It's going to get hotter and hotter throughout the weekend. 05:48.810 --> 05:49.571 How are you smelling? 05:50.251 --> 05:53.572 I'm smelling all right, but I'm a little bit sticky from suntan lotion. 05:54.412 --> 05:56.233 I don't like the process of putting that stuff on. 05:56.353 --> 05:56.654 Do you not? 05:56.914 --> 05:58.315 Do you use the squirt or the spread? 05:58.495 --> 05:59.555 I love the spread. 05:59.816 --> 06:00.276 The spread? 06:00.296 --> 06:01.877 Are we still talking about suntan lotion? 06:03.318 --> 06:04.058 I like to spray. 06:04.379 --> 06:05.179 You like to spray? 06:05.279 --> 06:05.579 Yeah. 06:05.960 --> 06:06.920 I like a thin mist. 06:07.220 --> 06:09.382 I like to spray the mist in the air and then walk into it. 06:09.522 --> 06:14.805 I'm thinking of moistening my bedsheets tonight with suntan lotion so I don't have to apply it in the morning. 06:14.886 --> 06:15.586 That's a good idea. 06:15.866 --> 06:20.608 I just, every time I rolled over in bed, it would just distribute itself around my cracks and nannies. 06:20.688 --> 06:22.449 That's how I do it with my face. 06:22.509 --> 06:25.810 I squirt a lot of it into the pillow and then rub my face in the pillow. 06:25.830 --> 06:26.791 That's the best way to do it. 06:26.831 --> 06:27.611 It saves time. 06:27.971 --> 06:29.472 If I don't have a pillow, I'll do it with a woman. 06:29.512 --> 06:30.913 Forgive us for stating the obvious. 06:31.473 --> 06:31.853 Do what? 06:32.233 --> 06:33.274 You've never done that? 06:33.794 --> 06:43.038 Like, if a woman is too busy to actually apply the suntan lotion to you, you just pour it on her and then rub yourself on her. 06:44.378 --> 06:45.339 It works either way, right? 06:45.379 --> 06:47.480 It doesn't have to be a man with a woman. 06:47.700 --> 06:50.962 Hey, listeners, serious warning before we go any further. 06:51.002 --> 06:58.647 This programme contains weak language from the outset, as well as lasers, strobes and explicit full frontal nudity. 06:59.287 --> 07:00.468 So you should be warned. 07:00.848 --> 07:06.490 You can also, uh, watch us, if you want to, at bbc.co.uk forward slash Glastonbury. 07:06.810 --> 07:12.391 There are three quite intimidating full-colour webcams here that Adam and I aren't particularly happy about. 07:12.511 --> 07:14.192 Just waving to the webcams now. 07:14.352 --> 07:16.032 You know, this is supposed to be radio. 07:16.272 --> 07:18.333 You're not supposed to be able to see what we actually look like. 07:18.653 --> 07:19.213 Exactly. 07:19.353 --> 07:20.173 Where's my hat, mate? 07:20.353 --> 07:21.534 James, could you pass my hat off? 07:21.554 --> 07:21.834 James, mate. 07:21.874 --> 07:22.274 I bought a new hat. 07:22.654 --> 07:23.134 Pass his hat. 07:23.194 --> 07:23.934 It's James Mates. 07:24.795 --> 07:27.016 Look, can you see my hat, webcam viewers? 07:27.316 --> 07:27.876 I bought that. 07:27.976 --> 07:31.817 It's like a cowboy hat, Australian style cowboy hat that I bought in the main drag. 07:32.057 --> 07:35.819 Because the sun was beating down so heavily on my face and head. 07:36.359 --> 07:39.340 And I bought it and it's got, it's been sort of pre-burnt. 07:39.360 --> 07:39.660 Singed. 07:39.960 --> 07:40.460 Singed. 07:40.900 --> 07:44.582 As if I'd been running through the bush while it was on fire, chasing dingoes. 07:45.262 --> 07:46.203 Chasing the dingoes? 07:46.263 --> 07:50.305 Yes, the dingoes had got away and I had to run through, but suddenly the bush caught on fire. 07:50.565 --> 07:53.647 I had my hat, hatty on, and it got a little singed. 07:54.625 --> 07:55.546 You can text us too on 64046. 07:56.006 --> 07:59.188 Texts are charged at your standard message rate. 08:00.209 --> 08:04.011 We've got all sorts of great music coming up, including lots of live stuff from today. 08:04.472 --> 08:07.474 And we'll start with a little chunk of live stuff from Phoenix. 08:07.554 --> 08:08.474 What's this track called? 08:08.955 --> 08:14.578 This one is called... I was going to say Asti Spumante. 08:14.638 --> 08:15.119 Here's Phoenix. 09:31.658 --> 09:33.720 It's down the fall when I need it. 09:33.740 --> 09:38.507 Requesting this blade is better in the middle of the night. 11:47.004 --> 11:48.065 That is Phoenix. 11:48.406 --> 11:50.608 They are from France, a French band. 11:50.728 --> 11:51.829 I don't know if you know. 11:52.229 --> 11:55.292 They don't sing with a French accent, though, which I find a little bit disappointing. 11:55.312 --> 11:56.894 Do you know what I mean? 11:57.194 --> 11:58.255 It is disappointing, isn't it? 11:58.715 --> 12:00.837 You expect the French to be heavily French at all times. 12:00.897 --> 12:06.002 What's the point in being French if you don't really put your French-ness out there up front? 12:06.042 --> 12:08.545 If you don't use your outrageous French accent and everything. 12:08.565 --> 12:09.666 Same if you're Australian. 12:09.706 --> 12:10.687 Available opportunity. 12:11.209 --> 12:17.212 Now we're just working our way through a couple of technical issues here in the van. 12:19.553 --> 12:24.796 So folks, we should launch a little text donation for this Glastonbury show. 12:24.816 --> 12:25.176 Why not? 12:25.216 --> 12:28.618 Yeah, it'd be a good chance to hear that jingle after a long time. 12:28.638 --> 12:30.339 We haven't heard that jingle for a while, have we? 12:30.919 --> 12:38.806 That jingles like some kind of Manchurian candidate, you know, uh, activation code for members of Black Squadron out there, for instance. 12:38.826 --> 12:39.827 A sort of outlaw being, yes, yes. 12:39.867 --> 12:40.207 Exactly. 12:40.247 --> 12:42.309 It'll snap everybody back into the swing of things. 12:42.629 --> 12:43.450 Me, for a start. 12:43.570 --> 12:44.451 Let's fire it off, then. 12:46.873 --> 12:47.714 Text the nation. 12:47.754 --> 12:49.655 Text, text, text, text the nation. 12:49.715 --> 12:50.696 What if I don't want to? 12:50.916 --> 12:51.657 Text the nation. 12:51.777 --> 12:52.758 But I'm using email. 12:52.958 --> 12:53.659 Is that a problem? 12:53.679 --> 12:54.520 It doesn't matter, text! 12:56.863 --> 12:58.223 So it's very sunny here, listeners. 12:58.363 --> 13:00.084 I don't know whether anyone's made that clear. 13:00.124 --> 13:02.525 Any other DJs have made it clear that it's very, very sunny here. 13:02.585 --> 13:04.365 And every year, everyone moans about the rain. 13:04.425 --> 13:05.386 Everyone's weather-obsessed. 13:05.506 --> 13:06.586 Finally, after what? 13:06.606 --> 13:06.826 10 years? 13:07.106 --> 13:07.386 11 years? 13:07.406 --> 13:08.086 Something like that. 13:08.126 --> 13:09.867 It's sort of like the perfect Glastonbury. 13:09.887 --> 13:11.427 It's going to be sunny for the whole weekend. 13:11.727 --> 13:12.968 And people kind of don't know what to do. 13:13.008 --> 13:14.468 It's as if it's raining very heavily. 13:15.008 --> 13:19.190 Like, when it's raining heavily, shelter is at premium. 13:19.310 --> 13:20.070 Is that the right way to push it? 13:20.090 --> 13:20.470 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 13:20.850 --> 13:23.611 Now shade is the thing that everyone's desperate to get into. 13:24.071 --> 13:30.455 Exactly, and it's unbelievably hot everywhere you go, and there's no real place to escape from it. 13:30.896 --> 13:33.197 I'm surprised that not more people have got paddling pools. 13:33.757 --> 13:34.218 I only saw one. 13:34.378 --> 13:34.638 Are you? 13:35.339 --> 13:35.619 Yeah. 13:36.059 --> 13:37.140 Would you bring a paddling pool? 13:37.160 --> 13:38.781 Sure, I was considering... How would you fill it up? 13:39.595 --> 13:55.691 uh well you bring the water obviously you bring the gallons and gallons of water yeah you'd have to drive a truck yeah or do you just run a hose from your house exactly a long hose a really long hose but listen here's the point of text the nation we are worried that a lot of people over the weekend are going to get horribly sunburnt yeah 13:55.991 --> 13:58.752 There's going to be a lot of lobster-type people going around. 13:59.172 --> 14:03.774 And we were sort of remembering our childhood and the way attitudes to sun protection have changed. 14:03.794 --> 14:06.875 Because back when we were kiddies, people really didn't care. 14:07.375 --> 14:14.158 And I remember as a kid, after going on a holiday in France, having a competition to see who could peel off the biggest bits of skin. 14:14.838 --> 14:15.678 I know, that's unbelievable. 14:15.718 --> 14:16.399 We used to have fun. 14:16.419 --> 14:20.060 That would be the badge of pride when you got back from a summer holiday. 14:20.841 --> 14:27.324 You'd get all excited because it's a bit depressing getting back, but then the fun part is getting to peel off like a foot of skin from your forearm. 14:27.344 --> 14:28.464 It's a terrible thing and you shouldn't do it. 14:28.724 --> 14:31.546 It's medically wrong and very dangerous, but it used to be sort of acceptable. 14:31.766 --> 14:35.207 So we want to hear your sunburn horror stories. 14:35.468 --> 14:37.168 Nothing too awful, right? 14:37.569 --> 14:38.609 Or would that be all right? 14:38.989 --> 14:40.490 What like resulting in death? 14:41.051 --> 14:42.652 That would be probably too awful. 14:42.672 --> 14:43.653 That would be a bit of a downer. 14:43.913 --> 14:44.394 What's yours? 14:44.434 --> 14:45.755 I mean, have you burned yourself badly? 14:46.235 --> 14:51.059 I got horrible sunstroke in Thailand once and I nearly died. 14:51.079 --> 14:52.720 I feel like I nearly died. 14:53.100 --> 14:55.182 My girlfriend saved me with a salty saline solution. 14:56.383 --> 14:57.324 I don't want to know about that. 14:58.125 --> 15:08.215 It can be horrific, I mean, and the thing is you've got to be so careful in the sun, one moment you're absolutely fine, the next minute you get that slightly nauseated feeling, and then it stays with you for ages when you're badly sunburned. 15:08.515 --> 15:16.924 There's nothing, there's no kind of comparable feeling to it, apart from being unbelievably drunk and having had a bolder drop on your head. 15:16.984 --> 15:18.846 Yeah, it's a recipe for disaster. 15:18.906 --> 15:19.126 Drink. 15:19.867 --> 15:20.568 Great bands. 15:21.129 --> 15:21.729 No shade. 15:22.410 --> 15:22.971 No shame. 15:23.371 --> 15:23.952 No shame. 15:24.333 --> 15:29.760 That's the big missing component of the whole thing, you know, if you remove shame from the equation. 15:30.080 --> 15:32.883 If you're ashamed of your body, you don't expose so much, right? 15:32.923 --> 15:33.124 Yeah. 15:33.604 --> 15:36.608 It's people who are prepared to get their boobs out. 15:37.589 --> 15:38.189 Men and women. 15:38.409 --> 15:39.510 And there are a lot of them out there. 15:39.630 --> 15:39.910 Yeah. 15:40.030 --> 15:44.212 So we'd like to hear any of your sun-related horror stories or fun stories. 15:44.552 --> 15:46.253 What kind of fun stories would they have? 15:46.533 --> 15:47.013 I don't know. 15:47.073 --> 15:51.175 Maybe some people put stencils on their bodies and tan attractive patterns. 15:51.255 --> 15:51.555 Do they? 15:51.915 --> 15:57.197 Some people actually put olive oil on their bodies so they can cook themselves up nice and brown. 15:57.257 --> 15:59.538 Yeah, like lard and stuff, as if they were a big turkey. 15:59.718 --> 16:00.298 Mark and lard. 16:00.979 --> 16:01.499 He does that. 16:01.559 --> 16:01.959 He does that. 16:01.979 --> 16:02.459 He loves to do it. 16:02.479 --> 16:02.699 Does he? 16:02.719 --> 16:03.320 Based himself. 16:03.640 --> 16:03.940 Really? 16:04.580 --> 16:05.641 Yeah, let's play some more music right now. 16:05.661 --> 16:06.701 Hang on, we'd better give people the number. 16:06.721 --> 16:09.402 The text number is 64046 for Text the Nation. 16:09.742 --> 16:11.803 We're getting back into the swing of things, slowly, listeners. 16:11.823 --> 16:15.205 So, you know, don't worry if your stories are a little bit protoplasmic. 16:15.345 --> 16:15.585 Yeah. 16:15.705 --> 16:16.326 What does that mean? 16:17.086 --> 16:18.106 Well, it's emergent. 16:18.527 --> 16:22.548 Emergent, yeah, it's like the goo that formed the universe, that formed life on Earth. 16:22.628 --> 16:23.389 Why are you asking me? 16:23.449 --> 16:25.990 Why on Earth would you ask me what protoplasmic means? 16:26.010 --> 16:27.991 I don't even know that it exists as a word. 16:28.171 --> 16:30.292 Of course it does, but... 64046. 16:31.412 --> 16:32.992 Get your texts into the nation. 16:33.172 --> 16:33.812 It's important. 16:34.052 --> 16:34.373 Mm-hmm. 16:34.773 --> 16:35.553 Here's some music right now. 16:35.573 --> 16:36.613 This is Kelly. 16:36.993 --> 16:38.814 Kelly from Block Party. 16:39.014 --> 16:39.374 Kelly. 16:39.574 --> 16:41.534 Well, it spells it K-E-L-E. 16:42.034 --> 16:42.375 Kelly. 16:42.655 --> 16:43.655 Kelly, television. 16:44.475 --> 16:45.235 Kelly. 16:46.175 --> 16:47.536 He's from Block Party. 16:47.596 --> 16:48.516 He's going it alone. 16:48.896 --> 16:52.157 And this track is called The Other Side. 17:05.131 --> 17:07.493 Lord, why can't you hear me? 17:07.573 --> 17:23.743 I'm calling out your name, yeah It's been so long since I heard your voice It's driving me insane, yeah It's driving me insane, yeah It's driving me insane 17:30.120 --> 17:43.803 I am turning to the man I used to be I am turning to the man I used to be 18:05.752 --> 18:07.814 It's driving me insane. 18:08.355 --> 18:10.757 It's driving me insane. 18:12.599 --> 18:15.082 It's driving me insane. 18:30.706 --> 18:59.101 The lie that wasn't me Has flowed through my fingers A paper out of my hole But still he's just not in me I am turning to the man I used to be I am turning to the man I used to be 19:06.371 --> 19:17.235 It's driving me insane It's driving me insane It's driving me insane 19:41.890 --> 20:10.851 Over to the outside we won't go Over to the outside Over to the outside Over to the outside Over to the outside we won't go Over to the outside Over to the outside Over to the outside Over to the outside we won't go Over to the outside Over to the outside Over to the outside Over to the outside we won't go Over to the outside 20:11.732 --> 20:21.532 Open to the outside Open to the outside Open to the outside Open to the outside Open to the outside 20:27.569 --> 20:30.871 BBC at Glastonbury on 6 Music. 20:31.251 --> 20:34.573 Non-stop Glastonbury continues throughout the day. 20:35.214 --> 20:39.276 At 10, it's Gideon Coe's Glastonbury headliner, Gorillaz. 20:43.079 --> 20:47.101 Gorillaz Live tonight from 10 and online right now. 20:47.121 --> 20:53.425 Listen again to the A to Z of Gorillaz at bbc.co.uk slash 6 Music. 20:53.946 --> 20:55.407 Gorillaz Live from 10. 20:56.773 --> 20:59.959 non-stop non-stop Glastonbury BBC 6 music 21:32.320 --> 21:59.368 But then he kicks like a horse There's a tiny cigarette case And the rest he can keep And the rest he can keep And the rest he can keep There's a hole in my neighbour Hold down with chocolate I cannot help 22:08.596 --> 22:09.950 I'm not humble 22:52.892 --> 23:22.238 There's this whispering of jokers doing flesh by the pound To the chorus of surprises from the little town horse Though we twist in karaoke at the energy lounge And I bring you feather roses but it gives you no good And it gives me no good And it gives you no good There's a hole in my neighbour 23:35.138 --> 23:50.234 Of late I cannot help but fall There's a hole in my neighbourhood down Which of late I cannot help but fall 24:33.820 --> 24:36.302 That's elbow with grounds for divorce. 24:37.003 --> 24:38.904 It's one of my favorite cocktails there. 24:39.124 --> 24:41.066 It's from the soundtrack of Kramer vs. Kramer. 24:41.306 --> 24:42.047 Is it really? 24:42.187 --> 24:43.368 It's an interesting fact. 24:43.388 --> 24:50.073 Speaking of facts, I've got some remarkable facts about one of the bands who have just played at this year's Glastonbury Festival. 24:50.193 --> 24:52.635 That's just what this show needs, some hardcore facts. 24:52.715 --> 24:54.417 Well, it's what people expect from us, isn't it? 24:54.437 --> 24:55.998 A little bit of structure, a bit of integrity. 24:56.218 --> 24:58.420 So here's a little band facts jingle for you. 24:59.261 --> 25:01.402 Glastonbury band facts. 25:04.729 --> 25:05.930 That sets the right tone, I think. 25:05.990 --> 25:06.490 It really does. 25:06.550 --> 25:07.050 It lifts. 25:07.371 --> 25:08.831 It really sounds authoritative. 25:08.951 --> 25:09.291 Yeah. 25:09.692 --> 25:14.614 And it sort of really pushes home the point that what we're about to hear is factual. 25:14.874 --> 25:15.314 Exactly. 25:15.755 --> 25:22.138 And also, I was trying to do some kind of branding the way that they would on Six Music and other Groovy Stations. 25:22.158 --> 25:22.638 Good try. 25:22.778 --> 25:23.078 Thanks. 25:23.278 --> 25:23.458 What? 25:23.498 --> 25:24.239 Nice try. 25:25.439 --> 25:26.019 Here we go. 25:26.640 --> 25:30.081 Here's our first selection of band facts this evening, ladies and gentlemen. 25:30.121 --> 25:32.802 This is band facts about Vampire Weekend. 25:32.822 --> 25:33.442 I'm scared. 25:33.522 --> 25:35.163 They played a brilliant set today. 25:35.183 --> 25:35.583 They did. 25:35.623 --> 25:36.283 Did you enjoy it? 25:36.343 --> 25:38.584 He's a good looking fellow, the lead singer there. 25:38.684 --> 25:42.705 They were on the pyramid stage a couple of hours ago or an hour or so ago. 25:43.166 --> 25:43.646 Band fact. 25:44.326 --> 25:45.947 number one about Vampire Weekend. 25:46.308 --> 25:54.254 Did you know that each one of the four members of Vampire Weekend attended Harvard, Oxford and De Montfort University? 25:54.774 --> 26:03.281 Where they all graduated with first-class honours in chemistry, maths, grooving and tennis. 26:03.962 --> 26:07.044 Did they attend all those places simultaneously? 26:07.084 --> 26:07.965 Simultaneously. 26:08.025 --> 26:09.326 That's where they met. 26:09.386 --> 26:10.687 They had to shuttle between them. 26:10.707 --> 26:11.488 Between lectures. 26:11.828 --> 26:12.328 Exactly. 26:13.309 --> 26:14.470 They're highly educated. 26:14.530 --> 26:15.251 They really are. 26:15.451 --> 26:16.091 Over educated. 26:16.532 --> 26:18.834 Some, you know, they're the eggheads of the indie rock world. 26:18.854 --> 26:22.396 Being over educated can be an obstacle if you're creative. 26:22.857 --> 26:24.498 Sometime, especially in rock. 26:24.538 --> 26:26.880 You know that phrase paralysis by analysis? 26:27.220 --> 26:27.440 No. 26:27.641 --> 26:30.603 You think about stuff too much, sometimes it blocks your tubes. 26:30.843 --> 26:32.725 That's happened to me all the time. 26:32.765 --> 26:33.585 You're too clever. 26:34.106 --> 26:35.347 You want to dumb yourself down. 26:35.447 --> 26:36.708 Which tubes are you talking about? 26:37.591 --> 26:38.532 the brain tubes. 26:38.952 --> 26:40.292 Watch a little BBC 3. 26:40.933 --> 26:43.694 Here's another interesting fact about Vampire Weekend. 26:44.235 --> 26:48.077 Lead singer Ezra Koenig is the son of Commander Koenig. 26:49.497 --> 26:51.459 Who was the head of Moonbase Alpha? 26:51.839 --> 26:53.680 No, he was the head of Moonbase Malpha. 26:53.700 --> 26:54.820 I was going to say, Malpha. 26:54.920 --> 26:55.141 What? 26:56.241 --> 26:57.222 I wasn't going to say that. 26:58.463 --> 27:00.084 It was a real moon base. 27:00.284 --> 27:00.584 Yes. 27:00.704 --> 27:02.025 It was the real moon base. 27:02.205 --> 27:03.226 Oon base Malphur. 27:03.766 --> 27:04.146 Yes. 27:04.607 --> 27:08.889 Oon base Malphur was the real moon base that the one in the TV show was based on. 27:08.909 --> 27:13.772 I'm talking about space 1999, which was based on Oon base Malphur. 27:15.111 --> 27:17.172 Ezra Koenig's dad was like the head. 27:17.792 --> 27:20.474 Here's another interesting fact about Vampire Weekend, you may not know. 27:20.494 --> 27:22.895 I think we could talk more about the Oon. 27:23.215 --> 27:23.635 Oon base. 27:25.596 --> 27:26.337 Trip to the Oon. 27:28.398 --> 27:33.100 Did you know that Vampire Weekend drummer Monty McGuire Maplethorpe, is that his real name? 27:33.200 --> 27:35.241 I think so, collects women. 27:36.382 --> 27:36.642 Really? 27:36.682 --> 27:38.663 Yeah, so far, he has three. 27:39.484 --> 27:40.264 Where does he keep them? 27:40.764 --> 27:41.465 Oh, they follow him. 27:42.165 --> 27:42.725 Are they alive? 27:42.745 --> 27:43.285 They're alright? 27:43.386 --> 27:44.206 Yeah, they're all fine. 27:44.286 --> 27:46.047 It's not in a sort of a Buffalo Bill kind of a way. 27:46.067 --> 27:49.148 Listen, man, he wouldn't collect women if they were just dead. 27:50.048 --> 27:52.089 That's not such a startling fact. 27:52.109 --> 27:53.290 I mean, he's a rock star. 27:53.350 --> 27:54.870 Most of them are in it for women. 27:55.170 --> 27:55.951 Yeah, that's true. 27:57.391 --> 27:58.191 But he's got three. 27:58.212 --> 27:59.472 That's good, man. 27:59.492 --> 28:00.733 I mean, that's more than most people. 28:00.753 --> 28:01.653 Do they get on together? 28:01.993 --> 28:02.193 No. 28:02.613 --> 28:03.574 They have to be kept apart. 28:04.974 --> 28:08.037 They get on very badly, they're very jealous of each other, they're not happy with the situation. 28:08.057 --> 28:09.498 It's really changing my attitude. 28:09.578 --> 28:13.921 But Monty loves to collect women, so once he, you know, he wants to have them around, he keeps them in cabinets. 28:14.781 --> 28:18.104 Peter Gate, did you know, final Vampire Weekend band fact? 28:18.164 --> 28:18.684 I did know this. 28:18.864 --> 28:27.270 Peter Gabriel attends every show that the band play, and he points to himself when they mention his name in the song Cape Cod Kwasa Kwasa. 28:27.850 --> 28:28.531 Do you know that song? 28:29.592 --> 28:29.732 No. 28:30.112 --> 28:31.473 It feels so unnatural! 28:31.693 --> 28:32.714 Peter Gabriel too! 28:33.686 --> 28:34.466 You know, they mention his name. 28:34.627 --> 28:36.107 He goes to every show. 28:36.187 --> 28:36.448 Really? 28:36.468 --> 28:37.748 Just to get a little ego hit. 28:37.808 --> 28:38.008 Right. 28:38.229 --> 28:39.969 And he pops his head above the crowd. 28:39.989 --> 28:41.590 In the wings or in the crowd? 28:41.610 --> 28:42.411 Right in the middle of the crowd. 28:42.671 --> 28:42.951 Is he? 28:43.051 --> 28:46.353 And he points at himself like, they're singing about me! 28:46.793 --> 28:53.337 If he can't make it to a show, the band are legally obliged to replace his name with that of Terry Alderton. 28:54.309 --> 28:55.510 I feel so unnatural. 28:55.750 --> 28:56.971 Dereology too. 28:57.211 --> 28:57.611 See there? 28:58.071 --> 28:58.932 He can't make it in there. 28:58.952 --> 28:59.212 Really? 28:59.252 --> 28:59.672 He's busy. 28:59.992 --> 29:00.212 Is he? 29:00.392 --> 29:00.793 Yeah. 29:01.333 --> 29:02.774 Well, those were astonishing facts. 29:02.874 --> 29:03.314 Well done. 29:03.374 --> 29:04.475 Where do you get your facts? 29:04.815 --> 29:05.395 I look them up. 29:05.595 --> 29:06.276 On the internet? 29:06.416 --> 29:07.056 Yeah. 29:07.116 --> 29:09.298 Or do you go to the British Library? 29:09.378 --> 29:13.160 Some of them I start off on the internet and then I go to verify them at the British Library. 29:13.180 --> 29:13.920 At the British Library. 29:13.940 --> 29:14.541 Well done. 29:14.661 --> 29:15.661 Thank goodness. 29:15.741 --> 29:18.223 They're verified as well by independent authorities. 29:19.229 --> 29:19.389 Yep. 29:19.549 --> 29:19.870 Thanks. 29:20.030 --> 29:21.751 We'll have some more later on in the programme. 29:22.012 --> 29:22.452 Good stuff. 29:22.592 --> 29:23.793 We're going to have a little bit of music. 29:23.813 --> 29:24.754 We're Adam and Joe, by the way. 29:24.774 --> 29:28.858 This is BBC Six music coming to you live from the Glastonbury... Gaston... What is it called? 29:28.878 --> 29:29.578 It's called Glastonbury, Joe. 29:29.659 --> 29:30.700 The Glastonbury Festival 2010. 29:30.740 --> 29:34.563 Now, there was a fellow playing earlier at the park stage, which is the nicest. 29:34.643 --> 29:37.786 And most people agree that it's the nicest stage. 29:37.966 --> 29:40.228 You did a very camp thing with your shoulder when you said... What did I do? 29:40.428 --> 29:40.869 Nicest. 29:41.269 --> 29:42.270 Like... Yeah. 29:42.470 --> 29:42.610 Yeah. 29:43.691 --> 29:44.992 Like the Guy in Beverly Hills Cop. 29:45.232 --> 29:47.574 Most people, they agree, it's a nicer stage. 29:47.774 --> 29:48.074 Nice. 29:48.194 --> 29:49.975 You want a little lemon to his face? 29:50.175 --> 29:51.536 It's a nice stage. 29:51.636 --> 29:52.137 Look at that. 29:52.457 --> 29:54.178 Oh, who's that guy on the stage? 29:54.678 --> 29:55.459 Steve Masson. 29:55.479 --> 29:56.700 It is a lovely stage though, isn't it? 29:56.720 --> 29:59.441 It's sort of removed from the Hurley Burley and Brujah. 30:00.542 --> 30:01.663 It's peaceful and placid. 30:01.823 --> 30:02.283 I like Brujah. 30:02.303 --> 30:03.124 It's a little bit cooler. 30:03.524 --> 30:10.412 In fact, we're going to play the track that Adam was talking about after the news because the news is more important than trivial music. 30:10.472 --> 30:12.234 Did I say who we're going to play, though, after the news? 30:12.314 --> 30:13.456 It's going to be Steve Mahon. 30:13.836 --> 30:14.156 Cool. 30:14.457 --> 30:16.399 Steve Mahon and his giant Mahon. 30:16.880 --> 30:17.781 Stay tuned. 30:18.201 --> 30:22.266 He's going to be playing an old beater band track, but first, here is the news. 30:27.714 --> 30:30.377 Cameron once trips out of Afghanistan by 2015. 30:30.917 --> 30:35.741 Biggest jewellery heist man convicted and chemical leak in just more than 20. 30:39.397 --> 30:41.338 BBC News at 830 I'm Harvey Cook. 30:41.778 --> 30:45.619 The Prime Minister says he wants UK troops out of Afghanistan within five years. 30:46.019 --> 30:48.079 David Cameron made the comments in Canada. 30:48.520 --> 30:50.680 He's there for the G8 and G20 summits. 30:51.140 --> 30:54.841 Mr Cameron issued a whole talks with the US President Barack Obama tomorrow. 30:55.321 --> 30:57.062 Our defence correspondent is Jonathan Beale. 30:57.142 --> 31:00.803 It's the most definitive he's been on this issue so far. 31:01.103 --> 31:05.284 In the election campaign he did say he wanted to start bringing back troops 31:06.064 --> 31:08.706 within the next parliament if he was Prime Minister. 31:09.366 --> 31:15.351 This is essentially sounding like he wants to bring all the troops back within that five-year period. 31:15.411 --> 31:28.240 The four British soldiers who died when their armoured vehicle crashed into a canal in Afghanistan on Wednesday have been named Private Alex Isaac, Private Douglas Halliday and Colour Sergeant Martin Horton were from 1st Battalion, the Mercian Regiment. 31:28.741 --> 31:32.643 Lance Corporal David Ramson was from 1st Battalion, the Yorkshire Regiment. 31:33.564 --> 31:37.087 A man's been convicted of taking part in the UK's biggest jewellery robbery. 31:37.548 --> 31:44.714 A man, Kasai, who is 25, forced a shop worker at Graff Diamonds in central London to hand over gems valued at £40 million last August. 31:45.134 --> 31:50.098 The jury at Woolwich Crown Court will continue considering verdicts on six other defenders on Monday. 31:50.499 --> 31:54.262 Robert Reid from Insura's Hiscox says it's unlikely the diamonds will ever be found. 31:54.662 --> 31:57.925 Never say never, but I mean, the likelihood is that it's gone. 31:58.305 --> 31:59.686 The main items have been cut. 32:01.088 --> 32:09.814 As each week goes on and month goes on, the jewellery is sort of spreading out into the underworld before it gets reintroduced into the open market. 32:10.575 --> 32:15.059 Nearly 30 people have had medical treatment after a chemical leak at a frozen food warehouse in Staffordshire. 32:15.499 --> 32:20.123 It's believed that ammonia escaped from pipework in a refrigeration unit at the site in Tamworth. 32:21.192 --> 32:26.814 Portugal have joined Brazil in the last 16 of the World Cup after the two teams played out a goalless draw. 32:27.454 --> 32:32.715 Ivory Coast go out despite beating North Korea 3-0 in tonight's final group game. 32:32.835 --> 32:37.917 Spain are 2-0 up against Chile and still goalless between Switzerland and Honduras at Wimbledon. 32:38.457 --> 32:44.499 The American John Isner, who won the longest match in tennis history yesterday, has been knocked out of the men's singles. 32:44.979 --> 32:48.100 He lost in straight sets to Timo de Baca from the Netherlands. 32:49.235 --> 32:51.077 And that's The BBC News, I'm back with more at 9.30. 32:52.479 --> 32:53.981 BBC Six Music. 32:54.482 --> 32:55.503 Non-stop. 32:55.884 --> 32:56.625 Glastonbury. 33:16.823 --> 33:22.056 We try to get close There is always something that I'm thinking about 34:08.888 --> 34:10.169 I don't have iPhone. 34:43.724 --> 34:58.210 If you like what you see, you can download in store We can find ways to spend what you know I can be the actress, you should be talented 35:48.410 --> 35:50.593 Wow, Steve Mason's really switched up his style. 35:51.514 --> 35:52.896 He's sounding much more upbeat these days. 35:52.916 --> 35:54.257 He's sounding a lot like M.I.A. 35:54.518 --> 35:57.221 Yeah, that was the new one from M.I.A. 35:57.261 --> 35:58.543 Obviously, that was XXXO. 35:58.563 --> 36:04.851 We're going to play Steve Mason in a couple of songs time, but right now we are crossing live. 36:05.211 --> 36:12.435 to Rodrigo, our man on the spot, just at the park stage, where a couple of special guests have just taken the stage. 36:12.455 --> 36:20.398 There's been rumours all weekend about, well, it's not the weekend yet, it's just Friday, but all week there have been rumours about who the special guests this weekend will be. 36:20.418 --> 36:22.659 A lot of people were saying Bowie at one stage. 36:22.760 --> 36:24.660 I was, I was, I was. 36:24.700 --> 36:25.501 Surprise! 36:25.921 --> 36:28.482 But it's, I don't think it is Bowie. 36:28.922 --> 36:29.803 Rodrigo, are you there? 36:30.183 --> 36:30.703 Yes, I am. 36:30.743 --> 36:31.084 Hello. 36:31.304 --> 36:31.824 How you doing? 36:31.844 --> 36:32.505 Hello, Rodrigo. 36:32.825 --> 36:33.285 Hi there. 36:33.565 --> 36:35.787 Describe to us what you can see. 36:36.227 --> 36:40.550 I can see a man with a white t-shirt and a bandana playing on a piano. 36:40.650 --> 36:43.571 I believe his name is Tom York and the track's called The Eraser. 36:44.112 --> 36:48.394 Wow, when you described him there, I thought it was Axl Rose. 36:49.715 --> 36:51.496 And I was really excited. 36:51.797 --> 36:53.277 Anyway, Tom York, that's okay. 36:53.498 --> 36:54.878 Who's up there with him, Rodrigo? 36:54.938 --> 36:55.559 Is he on his own? 36:55.891 --> 37:02.574 He's on his own right now, but I have to say there's a couple of guitars lying about in the background that look like they're probably going to get used. 37:02.594 --> 37:03.334 The Proclaimers. 37:03.935 --> 37:12.078 Well, I heard a rumor that Johnny Greenwood is going to be stepping up on stage with Tom and they're going to be rattling through a few Radiohead numbers. 37:12.699 --> 37:16.340 He just started with a track from The Eraser there, his solo album. 37:16.740 --> 37:20.282 But yeah, there's going to be some Radiohead hits flying around the parks now. 37:20.542 --> 37:26.083 Rodrigo, what was the response there when a Yorkie bar came out onto the stage? 37:26.603 --> 37:27.704 The Yorkie bar, I haven't heard of that one. 37:28.364 --> 37:29.324 Incredible, actually. 37:29.364 --> 37:34.025 I mean, the crowd was slowly building up, but now the park sort of field is completely full. 37:34.765 --> 37:38.766 I can even see Ed O'Brien and Nigel Godrich, of course, floating about. 37:38.806 --> 37:39.546 They're all watching. 37:39.646 --> 37:42.487 Everyone's kind of standing, stock's still kind of in shock. 37:42.887 --> 37:43.869 Yeah. 37:44.050 --> 37:44.651 Sexy shock. 37:45.914 --> 37:53.129 And did people know was the buzz around the festival site that it was going to be Tom York or people genuinely had no clue? 37:53.732 --> 37:55.833 There was definitely a bit of talk around today. 37:56.873 --> 38:04.116 But I did see a lot of excitable people kind of running over here asking who's the special guest, who's the special guest. 38:05.057 --> 38:07.258 So I think it was just rumours rather than fact. 38:07.278 --> 38:09.118 Was it children going, who's the special guest? 38:09.438 --> 38:09.839 Who's the best? 38:10.059 --> 38:11.239 I'm the special guest. 38:11.279 --> 38:12.420 Just with their dad, no. 38:13.280 --> 38:13.941 What are you talking about? 38:13.981 --> 38:15.262 I don't know what I'm talking about! 38:15.282 --> 38:16.524 Rodrigo and I are very confused. 38:16.644 --> 38:17.044 I got tired. 38:17.064 --> 38:18.546 Listen Rodrigo, this is a major event. 38:18.566 --> 38:19.587 Do you think it would be acceptable? 38:19.607 --> 38:21.009 Because I'd like to see this. 38:21.109 --> 38:25.774 Would it be alright for 6 Music just to drop off air while we came and joined you and watch? 38:25.854 --> 38:26.936 Please do, yeah, come and watch. 38:26.956 --> 38:27.236 Is that okay? 38:27.436 --> 38:31.020 How long would it take us to run over to the park stage from where we are? 38:31.040 --> 38:32.182 About 20 minutes, yeah, fine. 38:32.782 --> 38:38.206 At the moment, we are broadcasting from an OB van just next to the pyramid stage in the centre of Glastonbury. 38:38.226 --> 38:40.668 But yeah, it would take at least 20 minutes, I think, to run over to the park. 38:40.748 --> 38:42.990 And is the castle recording this performance? 38:43.270 --> 38:43.651 No! 38:44.011 --> 38:44.912 No, we're not sure. 38:44.972 --> 38:46.653 Negotiations, it's impromptu. 38:47.474 --> 38:47.994 It's not that easy. 38:48.014 --> 38:49.775 You can't just record and broadcast whatever you want. 38:49.795 --> 38:51.477 You can't just do that with the special guests. 38:51.937 --> 38:53.800 It's a special thing only for people who are here. 38:53.820 --> 38:54.522 Maybe. 38:54.722 --> 38:55.062 Maybe not. 38:55.243 --> 39:03.437 Anyway, for fans of Yorkminster right now, here's a track from his album, The Eraser, and this is the title track. 39:36.664 --> 40:01.394 Please excuse me but I've got to ask I only be nice because you want something My fairy tale, I'm a princess Be careful how you respond 41:09.616 --> 41:17.104 But yes, it's all I do, yes I am only being nice Because I am so alone 41:45.871 --> 41:46.635 Try to learn 43:51.060 --> 43:52.101 Tomosexual there. 43:52.121 --> 43:52.921 He overshot there. 43:53.241 --> 43:53.621 You reckon? 43:53.941 --> 43:57.023 Yeah, he went on singing after the music had stopped. 43:57.063 --> 43:58.243 That's embarrassing, isn't it? 43:58.403 --> 44:01.805 You would have thought he'd figure that out. 44:01.845 --> 44:03.565 Come on, Tom, pull your socks up. 44:03.585 --> 44:07.307 It's all going a little bit 8-bit there at the end, isn't it? 44:07.627 --> 44:09.228 Some of it was quite badly distorted. 44:09.768 --> 44:12.230 I think some of the phono cables weren't in properly. 44:12.250 --> 44:12.630 What the hell? 44:12.650 --> 44:13.431 It can often happen. 44:13.471 --> 44:14.051 It's an old amp. 44:14.271 --> 44:16.553 Because it just sounded very badly compressed. 44:16.753 --> 44:17.193 It did. 44:17.594 --> 44:19.715 Try using the WAV format. 44:19.875 --> 44:21.276 That's a good high quality format. 44:21.356 --> 44:24.138 It takes up more space on the hard drive, sure. 44:24.158 --> 44:25.559 I give that a what? 44:25.980 --> 44:26.520 What the? 44:27.461 --> 44:28.301 You do the math. 44:28.361 --> 44:32.124 If you're going to do everything on MP4, it's going to sound like that. 44:32.344 --> 44:32.544 mate. 44:32.624 --> 44:33.725 That's just a little tip for you. 44:33.925 --> 44:35.405 Hey folks, you're listening to Adam and Joe. 44:35.425 --> 44:39.246 We're very delighted to be back together covering the Glastonbury Festival. 44:39.547 --> 44:43.348 I mean, we're not exactly covering it, we're just here and delighted to be here for 6 Music. 44:43.408 --> 44:48.950 You can email us at adamandjo.6music at bbc.co.uk. 44:49.610 --> 44:52.831 You can watch us, you can actually see our stupid faces. 44:52.851 --> 44:53.871 You don't want to do that though. 44:54.011 --> 45:00.874 I know, I keep forgetting that this is a possible thing that people can do and I was just picking my nose luxuriantly during the song of a couple of 45:01.754 --> 45:02.275 minutes back. 45:02.495 --> 45:07.041 But if you do want to watch us, you can go to bbc.co.uk slash Glastonbury. 45:07.242 --> 45:08.003 You can text us, 64046. 45:09.524 --> 45:11.968 You can see other stuff from around the site on that address as well. 45:11.988 --> 45:13.590 You don't have to just look at our faces. 45:13.610 --> 45:14.331 No. 45:14.371 --> 45:16.453 You can see, can they see bands performing? 45:16.894 --> 45:17.935 You can see all sorts of 45:19.277 --> 45:21.979 And there's other stuff on the internet as well. 45:22.239 --> 45:22.499 Yeah. 45:22.819 --> 45:25.721 I mean, there's blogs, you can shop on there. 45:25.821 --> 45:26.122 Really? 45:26.182 --> 45:32.026 Yeah, you can see pictures of men and women, animals, everything is on there. 45:32.046 --> 45:36.109 You can buy a house, you can do like a cartoon. 45:36.589 --> 45:37.490 Do a cartoon? 45:37.550 --> 45:37.770 Yeah. 45:38.791 --> 45:40.592 Not sure you can do a cartoon. 45:40.632 --> 45:41.233 Yeah, you can. 45:41.553 --> 45:43.834 Hey, listen, let's have some of your text the nations. 45:43.875 --> 45:45.115 Could we have the jingle, please, James? 45:45.135 --> 45:45.496 Thank you. 45:47.369 --> 45:48.151 Text-a-nation! 45:48.231 --> 45:49.294 Text, text, text! 45:49.394 --> 45:50.136 Text-a-nation! 45:50.197 --> 45:51.179 What if I don't want to? 45:51.420 --> 45:52.142 Text-a-nation! 45:52.242 --> 45:53.265 But I'm using email. 45:53.425 --> 45:54.147 Is that a problem? 45:54.187 --> 45:55.009 It doesn't matter, text! 45:57.225 --> 46:08.207 Now, if you're new to Adam and Mai's show, don't go thinking that Text the Nation is just another one of those segments where you just, like, we give you a premise and you text in ideas. 46:08.528 --> 46:09.908 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 46:10.088 --> 46:11.368 Other radio shows, loads of other radio shows. 46:11.428 --> 46:12.268 Everybody does that. 46:12.368 --> 46:14.689 Why would we just do exactly what everyone else does? 46:14.749 --> 46:15.149 Exactly. 46:15.189 --> 46:17.470 And give it a fancy pants self-aggrandizing name. 46:17.490 --> 46:20.310 If we did that, it would hardly be the nation's favorite feature, would it? 46:20.750 --> 46:21.230 Exactly. 46:21.330 --> 46:22.091 Which this is. 46:22.131 --> 46:23.271 In what way is this not that? 46:23.911 --> 46:26.632 No, I'm saying that this is the... Oh, I see. 46:27.392 --> 46:29.153 Well, it's different because you're reading them. 46:29.613 --> 46:31.634 And because it's of national importance. 46:31.654 --> 46:32.034 Exactly. 46:32.334 --> 46:34.715 So we were asking... It was a fairly vague one as well. 46:34.735 --> 46:36.515 We were asking about... It's very specific. 46:36.595 --> 46:37.816 It's sunburn horror. 46:37.876 --> 46:38.496 Sun horror. 46:38.856 --> 46:39.937 The horror of the sun. 46:40.317 --> 46:47.399 It's a beautiful life-giving orb, but it's also a huge ball of satanic fury looming in the sky above us. 46:47.859 --> 46:49.740 You know who would know about all this, mate? 46:49.880 --> 46:50.300 Who, mate? 46:50.460 --> 46:51.461 Empire of the sun. 46:51.481 --> 46:52.261 They know all about that. 46:52.421 --> 46:53.762 Yeah, they're playing later on. 46:53.862 --> 46:56.444 Yeah, da da da. 46:57.505 --> 46:58.706 Just read some of the things. 46:58.726 --> 47:01.508 Okay, so we were asking you about your terrible sunburn trauma. 47:01.568 --> 47:02.228 Here is one. 47:02.708 --> 47:03.269 Oh no. 47:03.709 --> 47:05.210 This person hasn't put their name there. 47:05.530 --> 47:06.251 Just make a name up. 47:06.971 --> 47:08.292 Terry Turnips. 47:08.593 --> 47:11.455 He says, I burnt my nose once on holiday. 47:11.735 --> 47:12.876 It peeled off in one piece. 47:13.556 --> 47:15.378 And so I posted it to my mum. 47:16.278 --> 47:17.079 It was amazing. 47:17.359 --> 47:18.020 The whole nose? 47:18.660 --> 47:21.863 No, I assume just a perfect sort of sculptural form of the nose. 47:21.903 --> 47:23.564 But then he put it in the post to his mum. 47:23.644 --> 47:24.665 What the heck is this? 47:24.685 --> 47:26.406 That's a loving thing for a son to do. 47:26.466 --> 47:30.630 You reckon every mum dreams of receiving a scab from their son? 47:30.650 --> 47:33.552 It wasn't a scab, it was a nose-shaped piece of skin. 47:33.592 --> 47:34.593 A shard of skin? 47:34.713 --> 47:36.134 I think that's beautiful and touching. 47:36.434 --> 47:37.175 nose-shaped. 47:37.515 --> 47:51.548 Oh I see, but if it was, if it had sort of hardened to the extent that he could remove the whole thing, like a moulded... I doubt it had hardened, it was sort of like a beautiful... I'm imagining a kind of Groucho Marx plastic nose being plucked off now, with a moustache beneath. 47:51.588 --> 47:53.770 Yeah, you could attach it to a pair of plastic sunglasses. 47:55.539 --> 47:56.200 Okay, next one. 47:56.400 --> 48:01.045 When I got badly sunburned in Spain, my mum put me in a bath of natural strawberry yoghurt. 48:01.165 --> 48:04.528 I repeat, a bath of natural strawberry yoghurt. 48:04.868 --> 48:09.153 As she had inverted commas red somewhere, that that's the best way to treat it. 48:09.533 --> 48:11.034 It took 30 plus pots. 48:12.040 --> 48:31.040 wow that's cool don't you think really cool delicious tasty and a lovely soothing balm i don't like yogurt though would you you'd be happy with that you don't have to eat it no but you wouldn't want to lie in it you don't want to lie in a substance that you don't like uh that's a whole other subject what do you think you might 48:32.001 --> 48:32.342 Why not? 48:32.382 --> 48:34.083 You're not tasting it just because you don't like the taste of it. 48:34.103 --> 48:35.424 You don't want to lie in it. 48:35.745 --> 48:38.907 Why would you want to lie in something you've... I'd be perfectly happy. 48:38.987 --> 48:39.808 I hate marzipan. 48:39.868 --> 48:41.750 I'd be perfectly happy to have a bath of marzipan. 48:42.290 --> 48:43.231 It's not practical anyway. 48:43.271 --> 48:45.453 It's not the kind of substance that you could bathe in. 48:46.534 --> 48:47.975 I don't want to bathe in yogurt. 48:48.135 --> 48:48.436 Okay. 48:49.161 --> 48:49.241 What? 48:49.261 --> 48:49.341 Yeah. 49:07.583 --> 49:08.263 What would it say? 49:08.804 --> 49:09.764 Try using sun cream. 49:10.004 --> 49:10.204 Yeah. 49:10.624 --> 49:13.206 That would be the message direct from the sun. 49:13.906 --> 49:18.788 So if you've got better stories than that, we're only going to read out the most extraordinary and amazing stories. 49:18.988 --> 49:19.629 Please don't lie. 49:19.829 --> 49:21.049 That would be betraying the nation. 49:21.410 --> 49:27.252 Do text us on the text number which is 64046 and we'll have some more text the nations in a little bit. 49:27.432 --> 49:30.634 Now, back to Steve Mason playing earlier on the park stage. 49:30.854 --> 49:31.614 Here is Dr Baker. 49:32.955 --> 49:34.457 BBC Six Music. 49:34.477 --> 49:35.719 Last debris, 2010. 49:36.439 --> 49:38.222 Live from the park stage. 49:41.666 --> 49:43.809 Here's a very old one from the born of Kyle. 49:59.329 --> 50:02.041 Before we in the mall you still yo 50:04.824 --> 50:31.323 Don't you beg her for me in the morning And if the mother, she couldn't make it hard She'd never take a lesson outside his head Don't you beg her for me in the morning He was a busy man, he couldn't understand Tried to reach him again, to plead with him Please come, please come, please come Please come, please come, please come 50:41.658 --> 51:03.145 See me lost inside You will see me lost how high See me lost inside You will see me lost how high See me lost inside You will see me lost how high See me lost inside You will see me lost how high 51:14.614 --> 51:32.275 Dr. Baker phoned me again later that day Terry cried and he really sounded out Wife was dead and his dog was dead And misery planned inside was dead I tried to reason with him, I tried singing He said no but you will never listen I tried again 51:33.092 --> 51:38.378 Try it again, try it again, again, again, again, again, again, again, I try, I try 51:57.537 --> 52:19.128 But see me lost inside You will see me lost outside You will see me lost outside You will see me lost outside You will see me lost outside You will see me lost outside You will see me lost outside You will see me lost outside 52:41.320 --> 52:46.663 I'm a highway, I'm a highway, I'm a highway, 53:17.505 --> 53:18.225 Thank you. 53:18.245 --> 53:19.325 BBC 6 Music. 53:19.365 --> 53:20.586 Caris Matthews. 53:20.626 --> 53:26.029 Man, the best thing about picking the music to play for the show is hearing something the night before and being blown away from it. 53:26.049 --> 53:29.570 Knowing you can bring it in the following day and play it live on the radio. 53:29.590 --> 53:30.411 Huey Morgan. 53:30.471 --> 53:31.491 I find it everywhere. 53:31.571 --> 53:34.933 One of my friend's record collections, you know, when I'm in their car, they got a song I haven't heard. 53:35.013 --> 53:37.514 One of the old cassettes that you had when you were a kid and digging through them. 53:37.614 --> 53:40.876 And find it too, as they used to make your heartbeat fast and then playing them for people. 53:40.976 --> 53:41.817 Guy Garvey. 53:41.997 --> 53:47.361 I pick my tunes by very carefully scouring the other presenter's record collections. 53:47.441 --> 53:51.024 And then the listeners send in recommendations as well, so it makes me look dead good. 53:51.324 --> 53:52.325 Kerris Matthews. 53:52.365 --> 53:53.126 Huey Morgan. 53:53.206 --> 53:54.147 And Guy Garvey. 53:54.187 --> 53:56.308 Playing you the music they love. 53:56.508 --> 53:58.190 Find out more about their shows. 53:58.490 --> 54:01.873 Go to bbc.co.uk slash Six Music. 54:21.264 --> 54:28.513 I'm a little bit closer near what I have to say. 54:38.004 --> 54:40.127 Just like children sleep in 54:54.667 --> 55:01.185 But there's a full moon rising Let's go dancing in 55:28.490 --> 55:44.969 Because I'm still in love with you I wanna see you dance again Because I'm still in love with you I'm as far as you 56:24.532 --> 56:38.993 I loved you with all my heart But now it's getting late 57:11.238 --> 57:21.413 I'm still in love with you I wanna see you dance again Because I'm still in love 57:45.951 --> 57:46.532 Oh, wait. 57:46.893 --> 57:48.536 Was she a great big fat person? 57:49.658 --> 57:50.760 That was Neil Young. 57:50.780 --> 57:54.967 Ah, with Harvest Moon there from his album of the same name. 57:55.187 --> 57:57.992 Adam and Joe here on BBC6 Music and where at Glastonbury. 57:58.672 --> 58:05.714 Yes, Glastonbury is a major meeting of young people from around the country to discuss the topical issues of the day in song. 58:06.195 --> 58:07.895 And to experiment with new fashions. 58:08.035 --> 58:08.315 Yes. 58:08.415 --> 58:09.356 New ways of thinking. 58:09.596 --> 58:16.018 Various resolutions will be passed by the young people, resulting in new ways of dressing and new attitudes to society. 58:16.818 --> 58:18.799 And all the stars are on site. 58:19.259 --> 58:21.780 And the star quotient has been swollen. 58:22.805 --> 58:23.746 If I can say that. 58:24.166 --> 58:24.486 Really? 58:24.607 --> 58:27.689 By the arrival of Gorillaz. 58:28.109 --> 58:30.191 Yes, they've bought simply millions of people with them. 58:30.391 --> 58:33.853 They are on the pyramid stage tonight, they're the big headliners. 58:33.873 --> 58:34.614 It's like Starz on 45. 58:35.435 --> 58:36.135 Who have they got with them? 58:36.155 --> 58:37.476 They've got De La Soul. 58:37.916 --> 58:39.398 They've apparently got Marky Smith. 58:39.478 --> 58:40.679 This is sort of rumoured, is it? 58:40.799 --> 58:41.419 Is it definite? 58:41.539 --> 58:42.600 I think they're definite. 58:42.680 --> 58:44.201 Rumours, De La Soul, Most Death. 58:44.241 --> 58:44.802 They're in the house. 58:44.842 --> 58:45.522 Is there apparently? 58:45.542 --> 58:46.043 Lou Reed. 58:46.123 --> 58:46.943 Sean Ryder. 58:47.223 --> 58:47.844 Lou Reed. 58:48.044 --> 59:09.884 Yeah, I mean he's got all the most cantankerous figures in rock on one stage at one at one time And that's sure can you imagine what the dressing room is like at the moment Brian Cantus is here Brian can he's strolling around he's punching Louis mr. Blobby Lou Reed's wandering around going what why is Brian can't staring at me I don't want Brian can't staring mama and then Marky Smith sort of comes though. 59:10.004 --> 59:10.384 All right 59:13.166 --> 59:16.908 It's like some kind of... I was just going to say something so stupid. 59:17.108 --> 59:18.269 What were you going to say? 59:18.309 --> 59:21.731 I was going to say it's like some kind of Hanna-Babara cartoon. 59:21.911 --> 59:22.351 Babara? 59:22.371 --> 59:22.852 What were they called? 59:22.892 --> 59:24.232 Babara? 59:24.513 --> 59:25.953 Babara. 59:26.194 --> 59:30.616 But then of course I realised they are a cartoon band, so it was a completely self-negating comment. 59:30.636 --> 59:33.118 They're playing down the cartoon element though, I think. 59:33.718 --> 59:34.679 Yeah. 59:34.719 --> 59:36.561 Like they don't have the... It's a bit like the Animal Olympics. 59:36.581 --> 59:38.182 Where they walk on Animal Olympics. 59:38.242 --> 59:38.943 Animal Olympics. 59:39.123 --> 59:41.585 They don't walk on... It's not like that, it's like the Animal Olympics. 59:41.705 --> 59:46.410 Some of the concerts they've done, they've got the Gores thing that they stretch across the stage. 59:46.510 --> 59:46.970 Do you know? 59:46.990 --> 59:47.811 Yeah, they do a 3G projection. 59:47.851 --> 59:48.752 Yeah, they do a 3G projection. 59:48.772 --> 59:50.714 They project the paper, they come on stage. 59:51.034 --> 59:52.015 Like Cliff Richard in Time. 59:52.435 --> 59:52.735 Uh-huh. 59:53.516 --> 59:54.056 That's right. 59:54.117 --> 59:55.478 Is he the guy that pioneered all that? 59:55.878 --> 59:57.319 He pioneered a lot of stuff. 59:58.200 --> 59:59.621 Why isn't Cliff Richard one of the guests? 59:59.641 --> 01:00:00.782 He's probably here as well. 01:00:01.022 --> 01:00:04.545 He said I'd have more respect for Damon Allbran if he came. 01:00:04.905 --> 01:00:08.588 We got a message from Damon Allbran which he left earlier on for six music. 01:00:08.608 --> 01:00:08.969 Here it is. 01:00:09.608 --> 01:00:11.509 Hello, this is Damon Albarn. 01:00:11.849 --> 01:00:15.470 I seem to have lost or mislaid some of my confidence. 01:00:16.070 --> 01:00:20.192 If anyone finds it, can they please hand it in to a member of staff? 01:00:20.332 --> 01:00:22.973 I really need it for later on, thanks. 01:00:24.454 --> 01:00:26.414 That's a shame, isn't it? 01:00:28.035 --> 01:00:30.516 You know, usually when he's got his confidence, he's more perky than that. 01:00:30.596 --> 01:00:30.776 Right. 01:00:30.796 --> 01:00:33.277 Because you were thinking, I didn't know he spoke like that, right? 01:00:33.297 --> 01:00:37.939 Well, it's based on some profound observation about Albarn that I don't understand. 01:00:39.059 --> 01:00:40.360 Does his confidence wax and wane? 01:00:40.860 --> 01:00:41.481 No, it's not. 01:00:43.042 --> 01:00:43.842 I need the facts! 01:00:45.043 --> 01:00:45.983 Why are you asking me? 01:00:46.423 --> 01:00:48.104 We'll have some more band facts later on, though. 01:00:48.144 --> 01:00:49.125 That's exciting. 01:00:49.305 --> 01:00:49.605 Isn't it? 01:00:49.905 --> 01:00:50.485 Yes, it is. 01:00:50.886 --> 01:00:53.207 Let's have some Bowie right now, OK? 01:00:53.227 --> 01:00:54.488 You can't go wrong with a bit of David. 01:00:54.568 --> 01:00:56.709 We'll play a Bowie track every night while we're here at Glastonbury. 01:00:56.729 --> 01:00:58.550 There are rumours that he might turn up. 01:00:58.690 --> 01:00:59.951 There are always rumours. 01:00:59.991 --> 01:01:00.891 There are still rumours. 01:01:00.971 --> 01:01:04.433 I mean, there are sort of surprise bands on the park stage, as we know, right? 01:01:04.773 --> 01:01:08.339 every night of the weekend and lots of rumours always fly around. 01:01:08.639 --> 01:01:10.942 Bowie last time he was here of course came by chopper. 01:01:11.448 --> 01:01:13.709 Did he? 01:01:13.789 --> 01:01:15.650 It was the sound of the rotor blades. 01:01:16.490 --> 01:01:23.353 This year, the rumours are that he's actually being airlifted in by 40 remote control helicopters strapped to a suit. 01:01:24.093 --> 01:01:24.393 Wow. 01:01:24.493 --> 01:01:26.594 And he's just going to be lowered into the middle of the crowd. 01:01:26.994 --> 01:01:29.575 I heard that he was tunneling up from the centre of the earth. 01:01:29.995 --> 01:01:30.296 Really? 01:01:30.316 --> 01:01:31.196 Where his base is. 01:01:31.416 --> 01:01:31.796 Really? 01:01:31.836 --> 01:01:32.076 Yeah. 01:01:32.556 --> 01:01:36.418 And he was going to explode on a plume of volcanic goop. 01:01:36.518 --> 01:01:40.760 I heard he was in the spaceship thing from the film The Core. 01:01:41.440 --> 01:01:43.780 And it was being piloted by Hilary Swank. 01:01:43.820 --> 01:01:44.721 That's what I heard. 01:01:45.081 --> 01:01:46.361 Yeah. 01:01:46.381 --> 01:01:47.701 So fingers crossed. 01:01:47.741 --> 01:01:49.681 I mean, it sounds outlandish, but you never know. 01:01:49.721 --> 01:01:56.543 The other thing I heard was that they had specially seeded a rain cloud so that it could hold a man. 01:01:57.283 --> 01:01:57.563 Really? 01:01:57.623 --> 01:01:58.623 And he's actually going to rain. 01:01:58.643 --> 01:02:04.284 They changed the density of the cloud so that it will hold Bowie and then they will guide the cloud down. 01:02:04.304 --> 01:02:06.404 He'll hurt himself when he lands, won't he? 01:02:06.444 --> 01:02:08.065 No, no, because the cloud will come right down. 01:02:08.805 --> 01:02:10.245 And then he'll come. 01:02:11.007 --> 01:02:12.248 Well, it's exciting, isn't it? 01:02:12.308 --> 01:02:14.388 Who knows whether any of that will happen? 01:02:15.089 --> 01:02:15.289 I do. 01:02:15.549 --> 01:02:15.789 It will. 01:02:16.529 --> 01:02:17.450 Here's David right now. 01:02:17.490 --> 01:02:18.390 This is Suffragette City. 01:02:34.506 --> 01:03:03.285 And I get off the phone, I got to pay man I got to stay to my face They smell of like chicks, just put my spine out of place My school is insane My work's down the drain She's a total blam blam She said she had to squeeze it, gotcha And then she, I'll lean on them man Cause you can't afford to take it Back from some pregnant city 01:03:08.700 --> 01:03:14.189 And all the stuff I can't sit here, will try to save, it's alright. 01:03:22.489 --> 01:03:29.193 Don't be unkind, go away Hey man, I can't take you this time, no way Hey man, did you be? 01:03:29.233 --> 01:03:48.043 Don't crash here There's only room for one Here she comes, here she comes All down leading on them hands Cuz you can't afford to take it Back from supper, get seated All down leading on them hands Cuz you ain't got time to check it You know the supper, get seated It's not a sight 01:04:07.157 --> 01:04:31.612 Don't lean on me man, cause you ain't got time checking Don't lean on me man, cause you ain't got time checking Don't lean on me man, cause you ain't got time checking 01:04:43.368 --> 01:04:55.360 Come back on supper dancing in Come back on supper dancing in Come on supper dancing in Come on supper dancing in 01:05:15.291 --> 01:05:15.552 It was 01:05:41.806 --> 01:05:49.128 That's David Bowie with Suffragette City, Adam and Joe here on BBC 6 Music, live from the Glastonbury Festival, 2010. 01:05:49.468 --> 01:05:52.629 Happy 40th birthday Glastonbury Festival. 01:05:53.409 --> 01:06:01.351 It's nice, it's a momentous year in many ways, not least because it's the 40th birthday of Glastonbury, but obviously because of the sport ball. 01:06:02.051 --> 01:06:07.533 Yeah, you, everyone out there knows that me and Adam are big football fans, we love the footy, so this is a very exciting 01:06:08.740 --> 01:06:09.661 Time of year for us. 01:06:09.781 --> 01:06:10.702 We live for the game. 01:06:10.722 --> 01:06:11.462 We live for the game. 01:06:11.523 --> 01:06:13.945 Football, the great game, the beautiful game, the lovely ball. 01:06:14.285 --> 01:06:15.706 The gentleman's game. 01:06:15.987 --> 01:06:17.828 Sport of kings. 01:06:17.908 --> 01:06:19.470 Sport of kings. 01:06:19.810 --> 01:06:21.531 Sport of kings. 01:06:21.632 --> 01:06:22.432 Sport of kings. 01:06:22.452 --> 01:06:26.996 We love the violence, which unfortunately there's no violence anymore really. 01:06:27.016 --> 01:06:33.282 I was reading a thing in the paper that said that British fans have been extraordinarily well behaved in South Africa and of course that's a brilliant brilliant thing. 01:06:33.602 --> 01:06:37.125 And, you know, it's not just great that there's all the sport ball going on. 01:06:37.305 --> 01:06:39.227 Also, it's in South Africa made. 01:06:39.607 --> 01:06:48.414 So it's a nice opportunity to talk like that, like a real South African out of respect to the people of South Africa. 01:06:48.434 --> 01:06:49.394 That is very respectful. 01:06:49.495 --> 01:06:53.037 And if you don't do the accent, well, that's not respectful. 01:06:53.738 --> 01:06:56.960 You know, you'd expect the same if they came to this country, wouldn't you? 01:06:58.101 --> 01:06:58.821 Did you do the accent? 01:06:58.982 --> 01:07:01.523 I don't think I can even engage with that accent. 01:07:02.283 --> 01:07:05.184 So have you been watching all the games and getting all excited? 01:07:05.424 --> 01:07:06.385 I've tried to avoid it. 01:07:06.725 --> 01:07:07.685 What? 01:07:07.765 --> 01:07:08.666 I've tried to avoid it. 01:07:08.966 --> 01:07:09.906 Because too excited? 01:07:10.046 --> 01:07:15.529 Well, I've been working, but in central London, so it's hard because a huge cheers go up whenever anything happens. 01:07:15.549 --> 01:07:17.850 So, you know, you get forced to check it out on YouTube. 01:07:17.910 --> 01:07:22.312 But at the moment, so far it's been, oh, those have been the main cheers I've heard. 01:07:23.132 --> 01:07:24.453 That's a little in-joke, I think. 01:07:25.593 --> 01:07:25.814 Is it? 01:07:25.974 --> 01:07:27.634 Yeah, because I think they've been doing badly. 01:07:27.955 --> 01:07:29.155 Oh, who, England? 01:07:29.495 --> 01:07:29.716 Yeah. 01:07:29.956 --> 01:07:30.876 No, they've been doing all right. 01:07:30.956 --> 01:07:31.236 Have they? 01:07:31.536 --> 01:07:34.738 Yeah, they've done one bad one, and now they've done a good one. 01:07:34.798 --> 01:07:36.379 Sure, I thought I heard they've done two bad ones. 01:07:36.399 --> 01:07:41.161 No, they've done one bad one, where they've done the other one's one in their one. 01:07:41.442 --> 01:07:41.662 Yeah. 01:07:41.902 --> 01:07:42.082 Right? 01:07:42.731 --> 01:07:45.794 And then they've done another one, but they've done a 1-0 one. 01:07:46.334 --> 01:07:47.195 Oh, that was a good one. 01:07:47.235 --> 01:07:49.497 So now they've got two. 01:07:49.517 --> 01:07:49.658 Yay. 01:07:49.698 --> 01:07:50.418 Right, James? 01:07:50.779 --> 01:07:51.119 The other day. 01:07:51.139 --> 01:07:51.720 That's good, man. 01:07:51.760 --> 01:07:52.180 That's good. 01:07:52.220 --> 01:07:52.640 That's good. 01:07:52.680 --> 01:07:52.941 Come on. 01:07:53.221 --> 01:07:54.482 The first game was 1-0. 01:07:55.103 --> 01:07:55.463 Wasn't it? 01:07:55.483 --> 01:07:56.284 No, it was one all. 01:07:57.185 --> 01:08:00.908 Only England scored the other one full on the other's behalf, right? 01:08:00.968 --> 01:08:01.989 They put one in for them. 01:08:02.350 --> 01:08:02.550 Yeah? 01:08:03.737 --> 01:08:05.458 Yeah, he pushed it in with his technique. 01:08:05.478 --> 01:08:06.219 Yeah, with his fist. 01:08:06.359 --> 01:08:10.862 And then the other one, everyone thought they were going to go out and it was going to be a big, stinky-winky. 01:08:11.403 --> 01:08:13.064 But in the end, they'd done all right. 01:08:13.084 --> 01:08:13.825 They'd done a good one. 01:08:13.885 --> 01:08:14.465 And they'd done one. 01:08:15.006 --> 01:08:17.087 Have you watched any... So you haven't watched any of the coverage. 01:08:17.107 --> 01:08:21.951 The other day, I turned the TV on about an hour before the game on Wednesday, the good one that they'd done. 01:08:22.671 --> 01:08:24.973 And it was Gary Lineker was on there. 01:08:24.993 --> 01:08:26.494 He does this sport program. 01:08:26.514 --> 01:08:27.795 That's the big chant on the terraces. 01:08:28.255 --> 01:08:28.496 What? 01:08:28.796 --> 01:08:30.037 They'd done a good one. 01:08:31.678 --> 01:08:32.659 You've done a good one. 01:08:32.679 --> 01:08:34.961 You've done it in the gold. 01:08:36.021 --> 01:08:38.523 I turned on the telly and there was Gary Lineacre, right? 01:08:39.504 --> 01:08:41.926 And football progs now, it's like the news. 01:08:41.986 --> 01:08:43.427 It's like they're covering the election or something. 01:08:43.447 --> 01:08:43.827 It's very serious. 01:08:43.847 --> 01:08:44.648 Dead serious. 01:08:45.429 --> 01:08:51.333 And at one point he said, we're interrupting this programme to bring you some breaking news. 01:08:51.473 --> 01:08:53.055 And then a news flash came on. 01:08:53.095 --> 01:08:53.295 Yes. 01:08:53.835 --> 01:08:55.376 And I was thinking, what the hell's going on? 01:08:55.956 --> 01:09:04.600 And it was all in the BBC News graphics and stuff, and there was a lady saying, an extremely strong virus has broken out. 01:09:05.061 --> 01:09:06.982 At this point, I'm thinking, this is real. 01:09:07.142 --> 01:09:07.462 It's outbreak. 01:09:07.482 --> 01:09:08.062 What's happening? 01:09:08.582 --> 01:09:14.625 She says symptoms include quickening of the pulse, a rise in temperature and stress levels, and can result in outbreaks of rage. 01:09:14.946 --> 01:09:16.586 It's being called England fever. 01:09:17.972 --> 01:09:21.679 and then they had pictures of flags and I was totally suckered into it. 01:09:21.940 --> 01:09:22.220 No. 01:09:22.421 --> 01:09:25.767 Yeah, and then they cut back to the studio and Gary said, I think I've got that. 01:09:26.840 --> 01:09:27.380 Gary. 01:09:27.460 --> 01:09:27.901 Gary. 01:09:28.281 --> 01:09:48.494 And then they had this thing, like they had a comment from an old football manager, I don't know who it was, like Ron Penalties or whatever, and they'd shot him in a, like in the olden days, presumably they would have just cut to a studio with like a picture of a ball behind him and he would have said, yeah, the team's doing well, but they need to concentrate on the corners and polish their studs. 01:09:48.854 --> 01:09:52.637 But this time they had this guy and they shot him in a moodily lit 01:09:53.237 --> 01:10:13.270 locker room or something and it was all flash camera work like he was framed to the extreme right of frame and stuff and there was lots of uh impressionistic wipes and uh fast cuts to like close-up shots of bags and football studs and whatever and there was piano music playing underneath all his bomo and words of wisdom and stuff. 01:10:13.711 --> 01:10:15.232 Here's the kind of thing I'm talking about. 01:10:16.841 --> 01:10:20.243 I accept that so far the football has gone badly. 01:10:20.763 --> 01:10:30.928 Rooney hasn't been playing well, I don't know what his problem is, but I would say to him this, come on Wayne, kick the ball much better and make it go into the goals. 01:10:31.348 --> 01:10:44.054 Don't, whatever you do, and I would say this to all the men in the England football gang squad, do not let the enemy team get the ball and kick it into our goal, because then they're gonna win the game. 01:10:44.274 --> 01:10:44.995 We can do it. 01:10:45.635 --> 01:10:50.857 But the football has got to go in their net, because that is netball. 01:10:51.797 --> 01:10:57.239 That was the kind of thing there, it was dead serious, you know, it was very... That was inspirational. 01:10:57.299 --> 01:10:58.039 It was inspirational. 01:10:58.059 --> 01:11:02.501 Plus it taught me some basic facts about the game that maybe have been preventing me from enjoying it in the past. 01:11:02.561 --> 01:11:08.503 Well, man, we are going to be broadcasting on Sunday night after England played Germany. 01:11:08.643 --> 01:11:10.964 And it's the big game in all those years. 01:11:10.984 --> 01:11:12.865 The fate of the nation is on the line. 01:11:13.005 --> 01:11:13.665 Absolutely. 01:11:13.925 --> 01:11:25.292 The Britain's pride, pork batter, broken Britain, stumbling along like a drunk old tramp, with one last chance. 01:11:26.472 --> 01:11:28.654 And we can turn it all around. 01:11:29.514 --> 01:11:29.794 team. 01:11:30.414 --> 01:11:32.475 It's just one goalball net score. 01:11:32.675 --> 01:11:33.335 Exactly. 01:11:33.835 --> 01:11:34.815 One punch to the net. 01:11:35.496 --> 01:11:36.596 Now here's some more music. 01:11:37.036 --> 01:11:38.977 This is the Big Pink and this is a live track. 01:11:38.997 --> 01:11:39.897 Who are the Big Pink? 01:11:40.757 --> 01:11:41.897 I've never heard of the Big Pink. 01:11:41.957 --> 01:11:50.800 I think they're from England and they play, you know, I don't know so I'm gonna make it up, they play rowdy electronic punk. 01:11:51.400 --> 01:11:52.101 I don't think they do. 01:11:52.161 --> 01:11:54.962 I think they play very infantile kind of baby music. 01:11:55.243 --> 01:11:56.143 Plinky plonky. 01:11:56.283 --> 01:11:58.645 Just they've got a big squeezy old synth. 01:11:59.505 --> 01:12:01.167 And they sing songs. 01:12:01.227 --> 01:12:01.947 What have you done? 01:12:02.287 --> 01:12:03.028 What have you done? 01:12:03.448 --> 01:12:04.129 I liked it. 01:12:04.269 --> 01:12:04.869 It was fun. 01:12:05.129 --> 01:12:05.449 Like that. 01:12:05.469 --> 01:12:06.150 Slightly offbeat. 01:12:06.450 --> 01:12:07.611 It's fun to eat peas. 01:12:07.791 --> 01:12:08.952 It's fun to eat peas. 01:12:09.392 --> 01:12:10.813 Look at the peas on the fork. 01:12:11.053 --> 01:12:13.654 Seriously, the audience for pop music is getting younger and younger and younger. 01:12:13.694 --> 01:12:15.035 So this is a new thing that's happening. 01:12:15.075 --> 01:12:17.175 A lot of music aimed really at the under fives. 01:12:17.255 --> 01:12:19.276 You done a dribble, wipe it up now. 01:12:19.496 --> 01:12:20.557 You done a dribble. 01:12:20.597 --> 01:12:21.817 It's fun to eat, please. 01:12:21.917 --> 01:12:22.817 It's bound. 01:12:22.918 --> 01:12:25.559 Neither of us have heard this record, but it's bound to sound very like that. 01:12:25.579 --> 01:12:27.239 At least one of those things have got to be in this track. 01:12:27.259 --> 01:12:28.099 And James, prove us right. 01:12:28.139 --> 01:12:29.220 Dominoes by the big pink. 01:13:12.146 --> 01:13:37.342 As soon as I love her it's been too low Talk to future if you case me in Swallow my sugar, kiss it, need it, and low Puts can lie, then smash it, and he dreams alone He's gone tall 01:14:05.399 --> 01:14:08.560 I float upon a T.O. 01:14:09.300 --> 01:14:13.701 Swimming with the fear where we slowly drown. 01:14:14.922 --> 01:14:18.743 Ending a never haunting melody. 01:14:18.763 --> 01:14:27.445 As soon as I love her it's been too long. 01:14:29.306 --> 01:14:34.507 And I really love breaking your heart with silver. 01:16:45.234 --> 01:16:46.816 Alright mate, that's enough. 01:16:47.096 --> 01:16:47.797 Calm it down. 01:16:47.817 --> 01:16:48.698 Calm it down. 01:16:48.839 --> 01:16:49.780 You've had your fun. 01:16:49.960 --> 01:16:50.841 Time to go to bed now. 01:16:50.861 --> 01:16:52.724 Pack your stuff up and get off. 01:16:52.944 --> 01:16:53.965 Clean up the front room. 01:16:54.426 --> 01:16:54.987 Turn the telly off. 01:16:55.007 --> 01:16:56.208 Pick up those cans. 01:16:57.350 --> 01:17:00.694 Wipe the stuff off the stage there. 01:17:01.215 --> 01:17:02.936 Listen, that was The Big Pink with Domino. 01:17:03.076 --> 01:17:07.039 And you know, we've actually even played that record on our show in the past. 01:17:07.600 --> 01:17:11.162 For some reason, I had no idea the band were called The Big Pink. 01:17:11.623 --> 01:17:13.344 It sounds like not a good enough name. 01:17:13.524 --> 01:17:15.065 Names, titles. 01:17:15.226 --> 01:17:16.867 It's all very superficial. 01:17:16.947 --> 01:17:17.807 Very ten years ago. 01:17:17.827 --> 01:17:19.769 We're interested in the music, not the label. 01:17:20.009 --> 01:17:26.696 So listen folks, earlier on we went for a very long wonder around the Glastonbury complex, field complex. 01:17:26.856 --> 01:17:33.803 We like to, when we arrive in a new place, we like to find the highest ground and survey the area so that we know what lies ahead of us. 01:17:33.863 --> 01:17:38.328 We were hoping Stevie Wonder might be there because he prefers a higher ground as well. 01:17:38.628 --> 01:17:39.309 Here's what happened. 01:17:39.639 --> 01:17:48.903 We're sat on the hill just above the park stage, and it's as if there are many cities beneath us. 01:17:49.603 --> 01:17:53.044 We're looking at them from miles above the earth, but we're not. 01:17:53.104 --> 01:17:53.945 It's just quite close. 01:17:53.965 --> 01:17:54.885 They're just tents. 01:17:55.825 --> 01:17:56.766 It's a sea of rebels. 01:17:57.966 --> 01:17:59.727 There's revelry happening as far as we can see. 01:17:59.747 --> 01:18:01.468 Oh, I think it's rebels. 01:18:01.488 --> 01:18:04.650 Well, it's a sea of rebels in a way, because everyone here is rebellious in a way. 01:18:05.191 --> 01:18:05.811 They hate the man. 01:18:05.871 --> 01:18:06.712 Everyone here hates the man. 01:18:06.732 --> 01:18:09.333 And there's a lot of individuality and a lot of expression of individuality. 01:18:09.353 --> 01:18:12.255 There's a bit too much expression of individuality. 01:18:12.335 --> 01:18:14.036 In ten years, what's it going to be like? 01:18:14.076 --> 01:18:20.440 Because you would think that the expression of individuality has got as extreme as it can possibly get down there. 01:18:20.840 --> 01:18:22.861 What more can they do to express their individuality? 01:18:23.222 --> 01:18:30.966 Well, to illustrate Adam's point, on the way across the festival site, we saw a lady sitting on the ground. 01:18:31.186 --> 01:18:32.927 She was a more senior lady. 01:18:32.987 --> 01:18:34.028 She was nude, wasn't she? 01:18:34.348 --> 01:18:35.529 I would say she was in her 70s. 01:18:35.589 --> 01:18:38.071 She was very deeply tanned, wasn't she? 01:18:38.151 --> 01:18:41.393 Yeah, she had skin like an old school satchel. 01:18:42.658 --> 01:18:45.359 She was very lovely, but she was naked and reading a book. 01:18:45.739 --> 01:18:49.280 We approached her from behind so we could only see her back. 01:18:49.720 --> 01:18:50.961 She's a lovely person. 01:18:50.981 --> 01:18:52.301 She was, I'm sure, a lovely person. 01:18:52.681 --> 01:18:54.322 She looked really... She was lovely. 01:18:54.342 --> 01:18:57.063 There's nothing unlovely about the body of an older person. 01:18:57.103 --> 01:18:57.463 Certainly. 01:18:57.483 --> 01:18:58.663 You know, it just takes you by surprise. 01:18:58.683 --> 01:18:59.724 It just takes a bit of getting used to. 01:19:00.064 --> 01:19:02.865 It's like suddenly being in that room in The Shining. 01:19:03.425 --> 01:19:07.268 Yeah, she didn't come for us like that woman does. 01:19:07.709 --> 01:19:12.953 And then we walked past another teepee and there was another woman inside the teepee, a similar age and a similar state of undress. 01:19:13.193 --> 01:19:19.939 So hey, if you're, you know, in your later years and you feel like hanging around in the nude, this is the place to do it. 01:19:20.219 --> 01:19:21.200 Without getting arrested. 01:19:21.360 --> 01:19:23.322 We approached this old woman from behind, didn't we? 01:19:23.342 --> 01:19:24.303 None of us dared look back. 01:19:25.632 --> 01:19:28.533 Yeah, we walked past her and everyone was saying, don't look back, don't look back. 01:19:28.573 --> 01:19:30.413 And we were all trying not to look back. 01:19:30.473 --> 01:19:31.854 The pages of her book were wide open. 01:19:32.114 --> 01:19:32.314 Yeah. 01:19:32.674 --> 01:19:34.494 With all the words on display for all to read. 01:19:34.514 --> 01:19:36.435 The leaves flapping in the wind. 01:19:36.555 --> 01:19:39.556 Not sure it was a book that was suitable for adults, either. 01:19:39.596 --> 01:19:40.236 Children, what? 01:19:40.516 --> 01:19:41.877 What do you think she was reading? 01:19:42.277 --> 01:19:42.757 I don't know. 01:19:42.777 --> 01:19:43.477 Enid Blyton. 01:19:45.017 --> 01:19:46.898 Steve Mason's about to come on stage. 01:19:47.398 --> 01:19:48.898 I was going to say something so obscene. 01:19:49.798 --> 01:19:51.179 That's why I could sense it. 01:19:51.499 --> 01:19:52.219 So I stopped you. 01:19:52.239 --> 01:19:54.279 I had quite a few ideas of what her book was called. 01:19:54.619 --> 01:20:04.101 But going back to the whole notion of people expressing their individuality, like, what is the future other than getting naked and having tattoos and stuff? 01:20:04.261 --> 01:20:07.841 Well, I suppose stripping away actual layers of skin so muscle is exposed. 01:20:08.462 --> 01:20:13.622 Maybe some sort of cranial removal, like to have your brain exposed, like Ray Liotta in Silence of the Lambs. 01:20:13.642 --> 01:20:14.423 That'd be pretty individual. 01:20:14.463 --> 01:20:16.603 You wouldn't find anyone else with that around, that would be a statement, wouldn't it? 01:20:17.143 --> 01:20:19.484 And what about building onto yourself extra limbs? 01:20:19.564 --> 01:20:24.006 Extra limbs, yeah, absolutely, to be like some sort of Indian god, to have extra robotic limbs. 01:20:24.706 --> 01:20:26.307 In fact, it's disappointing that nobody has. 01:20:26.347 --> 01:20:29.368 I think it's, you know, everyone's been very conformist. 01:20:29.608 --> 01:20:34.570 Because you could have surgical staples in your skull, you could staple all kinds of things. 01:20:34.830 --> 01:20:40.734 It's the kind of thing that you expect to see in the mutoid waste zone Shangri-La area. 01:20:42.135 --> 01:20:46.118 Because down there it's like end of year show at art school or something. 01:20:46.638 --> 01:20:49.900 The Mutoid Waste Company, they've been around for decades and they're brilliant. 01:20:49.940 --> 01:20:52.122 They have dinosaur trucks. 01:20:52.862 --> 01:20:54.123 Yeah, they do, don't they? 01:20:55.184 --> 01:20:57.005 They are pursuing the Mad Max ethic. 01:20:57.445 --> 01:20:59.247 It's like Tank Girl, but now. 01:21:00.047 --> 01:21:01.829 So listen, there's an extraordinary view here. 01:21:02.009 --> 01:21:03.710 We can see tents as far as the eye can view. 01:21:04.130 --> 01:21:08.493 We can see all of the main stages, which are going to be the scene of many great concerts. 01:21:08.894 --> 01:21:11.075 Yeah, over the next few nights, yeah, concerts. 01:21:13.177 --> 01:21:14.838 That's what the point of this thing is, isn't it? 01:21:15.418 --> 01:21:16.339 Yeah. 01:21:16.379 --> 01:21:18.601 What's your favourite concert that you're looking forward to most? 01:21:18.961 --> 01:21:19.761 Royal Philharmonic. 01:21:20.102 --> 01:21:20.322 Yeah. 01:21:20.482 --> 01:21:21.683 I hope there's a bit of Sibelius. 01:21:21.983 --> 01:21:24.324 It's hard to believe that there actually will be any concerts. 01:21:24.344 --> 01:21:34.829 The atmosphere is so chilled and relaxed and sunny that the idea of people getting together in a big mass and jumping around seems too exhausting and hot and sweaty. 01:21:35.410 --> 01:21:38.952 Well, during the hot hours of the day, everyone's just getting ready to let go tonight. 01:21:39.052 --> 01:21:43.354 And I think when the sun goes down and we come on air, the place is going to be bedlam. 01:21:43.834 --> 01:21:48.836 There's going to be so much pent-up energy, it's going to explode, it's going to be the most incredible Glastonbury ever, I predict. 01:21:49.016 --> 01:21:52.076 What's the old lady, the nude lady going to start doing at that point? 01:21:52.177 --> 01:21:53.877 Well, she'll go out into the throng. 01:21:54.597 --> 01:21:58.638 And start rubbing... Yeah, she'll go into the most crowded mosh pit available. 01:21:58.779 --> 01:21:59.019 Yeah. 01:21:59.459 --> 01:22:02.900 Put her arms above her head, waggle her wiz and whiz around the place. 01:22:04.160 --> 01:22:09.822 And before you know it, because let's face it, in a mosh pit situation, you can press yourself up against whoever you want. 01:22:10.495 --> 01:22:10.735 Yeah. 01:22:11.376 --> 01:22:22.344 I mean, it's a very conservative world at the moment, but this is a chance to really... It's not the kind of place that people are expecting to be treated with decorum, exactly. 01:22:22.384 --> 01:22:26.487 And you couldn't reasonably sue someone for harassment afterwards, could you? 01:22:26.527 --> 01:22:29.670 So that lady, she can go and really let it all hang out. 01:22:29.710 --> 01:22:29.890 Yeah. 01:22:30.570 --> 01:22:32.171 She can get intimate with people of all ages. 01:22:32.191 --> 01:22:33.811 That's a good idea for perverts though, isn't it? 01:22:33.831 --> 01:22:37.513 To go to a thing like this and just get absolutely... Because people can't really object. 01:22:37.613 --> 01:22:38.653 We are at a thing like this. 01:22:38.693 --> 01:22:39.113 We're here. 01:22:39.354 --> 01:22:40.354 I know, but this is what I'm saying. 01:22:40.754 --> 01:22:41.614 This could be a plan. 01:22:42.275 --> 01:22:44.836 Get nude, go right into the middle of the crowd. 01:22:45.356 --> 01:22:49.457 No one would know you were nude because you can't see anybody from below the head and shoulders, can you? 01:22:49.598 --> 01:22:50.018 Exactly. 01:22:50.038 --> 01:22:51.658 No one would know what was going on down there. 01:22:53.699 --> 01:22:55.140 Listen, shall we play some more music now? 01:22:55.600 --> 01:22:56.720 Let's play some more music now. 01:22:56.900 --> 01:22:58.101 Okay, check this out. 01:23:56.126 --> 01:24:05.653 Spare for days I scroll downtown, the red light plays Jump on bubble up, what's in store? 01:24:05.753 --> 01:24:16.301 Love is the drug and I need to score Showing up, showing up, hit them run Boy meets girl, where the beat goes on 01:24:34.433 --> 01:24:37.500 Can't you see, love is the drug 01:25:24.169 --> 01:25:25.530 You can get the rest. 01:25:27.311 --> 01:25:29.492 Oh, catch that butt. 01:25:30.253 --> 01:25:33.195 Love is the dog I'm thinking of. 01:25:34.936 --> 01:25:37.117 Oh, can't you see? 01:25:37.858 --> 01:25:40.819 Love is the dog I'm gonna put in me. 01:25:42.620 --> 01:25:44.742 Oh, get that butt. 01:25:45.542 --> 01:25:48.484 Love is the dog I'm thinking of. 01:25:50.305 --> 01:25:52.266 Oh, can't you see? 01:26:49.551 --> 01:26:50.412 It's a bit much, isn't it? 01:26:50.732 --> 01:26:51.472 Talking about drugs? 01:26:52.453 --> 01:26:56.715 On a family show? 01:26:56.855 --> 01:26:58.776 Hey, you know Devendra Benhart? 01:26:59.157 --> 01:27:03.179 Bernhardt is around the festival site this weekend. 01:27:03.740 --> 01:27:07.123 Ooh, with his voice singing his folksy songs. 01:27:07.783 --> 01:27:08.284 We should get him in. 01:27:08.324 --> 01:27:09.325 You guys could have a sing-off. 01:27:09.485 --> 01:27:10.646 Yeah, that would be nice. 01:27:10.666 --> 01:27:16.931 Speaking of which, we spent the whole of Glastonbury last year promising that you were going to sing Harvest Moon. 01:27:16.951 --> 01:27:20.094 That's why we played it earlier on, to remind ourselves of that promise. 01:27:20.114 --> 01:27:23.276 I just think that you guys are more excited about that than the listeners. 01:27:23.337 --> 01:27:24.878 I mean, who would want that? 01:27:24.978 --> 01:27:29.462 What if we could find someone else to play it and you could sing along and harmonize? 01:27:29.522 --> 01:27:30.903 That's not much of an achievement. 01:27:30.923 --> 01:27:31.944 That's just karaoke. 01:27:32.344 --> 01:27:34.165 Yeah, but it's star karaoke. 01:27:34.185 --> 01:27:35.565 No one wants to hear it. 01:27:35.585 --> 01:27:36.606 No one wants to hear it. 01:27:37.826 --> 01:27:39.547 A DJ singing a song. 01:27:39.567 --> 01:27:40.767 Of course they do. 01:27:40.807 --> 01:27:41.507 They love it. 01:27:41.607 --> 01:27:45.289 Imagine if Mike Reed started singing away. 01:27:45.769 --> 01:27:46.109 He did. 01:27:46.149 --> 01:27:48.030 He had a successful musical career, didn't he? 01:27:48.070 --> 01:27:50.691 Singing old rock and roll numbers and stuff. 01:27:50.711 --> 01:27:54.152 And I, for one, jumped for joy every time he did so. 01:27:54.472 --> 01:27:56.413 So how did you get to the Glastonbury Festival? 01:27:56.433 --> 01:27:57.773 Because you arrived today, Joe. 01:27:57.973 --> 01:27:58.874 I arrived yesterday. 01:27:58.894 --> 01:27:59.094 Yes. 01:27:59.654 --> 01:28:04.696 I was interested in an email I was CC'd on when we were talking about doing the show. 01:28:05.156 --> 01:28:11.139 You had Adam, you were, and it was like talking about the arrangements to get down here, and you were very insistent that you were going to bring your bike. 01:28:11.279 --> 01:28:11.579 Yeah. 01:28:11.799 --> 01:28:16.701 It was part of your conditions, must bring bike, must be allowed to cycle on and off. 01:28:17.561 --> 01:28:32.997 uh the site yes and that's true isn't it you you really wanted to do that this year have you done that i have done it i just noticed last year that actually the distance between where we're staying because we're not staying on site we're staying nearby in beautiful wells of course hot fuzz city 01:28:34.318 --> 01:28:35.579 and it's really not very far away. 01:28:35.619 --> 01:28:37.060 It's only about six miles or something. 01:28:37.380 --> 01:29:01.740 And yet, at the end of the evening, when you wait for the curfew to be lifted, first of all, for the vehicles, because you can't leave immediately after the show is finished, even if you wanted to, which we don't want to hang around and have fun, but there's a curfew and after that's been lifted, then you get on the BBC bus, then it takes about an hour to actually get off the site, then it takes another hour to actually get into well, even though it's like five miles away or something. 01:29:02.020 --> 01:29:02.401 So I thought, 01:29:03.121 --> 01:29:03.701 Stuff that. 01:29:03.981 --> 01:29:06.883 I'm going to get my bike and I'll be able just to get there in half an hour. 01:29:06.903 --> 01:29:07.623 It's not a very bike. 01:29:07.643 --> 01:29:09.184 You don't see a lot of bicycles around. 01:29:09.224 --> 01:29:10.224 No, I wonder why. 01:29:10.284 --> 01:29:11.705 It's quite a rugged terrain. 01:29:11.805 --> 01:29:13.786 It's unspeakably hilly. 01:29:14.126 --> 01:29:15.587 I forgot that about Somerset. 01:29:15.767 --> 01:29:17.147 Between Wells and the site. 01:29:17.167 --> 01:29:20.589 Yeah, I mean it's crazy sort of up and down hills. 01:29:20.669 --> 01:29:25.771 At one point I just had to get off my bike and push it up an incredibly steep hill for 15 minutes today. 01:29:26.051 --> 01:29:27.852 I thought I was going to have a massive coronary. 01:29:28.132 --> 01:29:34.294 but it was a beautiful day and I was really glad that I did it because I was cycling through some wonderful countryside. 01:29:35.094 --> 01:29:40.536 Unfortunately when I got to the actual site that took me another 45 minutes too because they wouldn't let me through the vehicle gate. 01:29:40.556 --> 01:29:42.276 I had to go through the pedestrian gate with my bike. 01:29:42.336 --> 01:29:43.397 Wheeling your bike. 01:29:43.417 --> 01:29:44.477 They wouldn't let you ride it. 01:29:44.757 --> 01:29:44.897 No. 01:29:45.217 --> 01:29:52.762 I had these images of you, eccentrically dressed, maybe in a top hat, cycling through all the crowds, people shouting Count Buckley's name. 01:29:52.802 --> 01:29:55.224 Well, last year we saw Grimmie Grimshaw, didn't we? 01:29:55.304 --> 01:29:56.044 Grimmie Grimshaw. 01:29:56.125 --> 01:29:56.885 On his little bike. 01:29:57.145 --> 01:29:58.226 Grimble and Grimble at Christmas. 01:29:58.266 --> 01:30:02.289 He was cycling through the VIP area on a fancy little bike, wasn't he, Nick Grimshaw? 01:30:02.329 --> 01:30:03.049 He certainly was. 01:30:03.470 --> 01:30:07.772 And so I was hoping to get a bit of that action, I must say, but it didn't really materialise. 01:30:07.833 --> 01:30:09.013 I just got incredibly sweaty. 01:30:09.294 --> 01:30:10.034 But I was glad I did it. 01:30:10.374 --> 01:30:13.797 I'm not sure I'm going to cycle back tonight, though, because I think I might have an accident. 01:30:14.517 --> 01:30:17.318 Might have a little drinky afterwards and I wouldn't want to take any chances. 01:30:17.338 --> 01:30:17.738 No, no, no, no. 01:30:17.758 --> 01:30:19.098 It'd be fun going back though. 01:30:19.619 --> 01:30:27.041 I like it going back because I might chuck my bike in the bus and then there's all the Bon Ami and the Camaraderie, you know, and there's Steve Lamac. 01:30:27.121 --> 01:30:28.281 He hangs from the top of the bus. 01:30:30.542 --> 01:30:34.503 And everybody else, you know, swaps stories and... Stop talking. 01:30:34.683 --> 01:30:35.383 Time for the news. 01:30:35.443 --> 01:30:35.803 Here it is. 01:30:37.204 --> 01:30:40.264 On digital radio and online BBC 6 music. 01:30:42.301 --> 01:30:51.826 PM says troops out of Afghanistan by 2015 man guilty of £40 million dollar raid and Prince Charles criticised for intervening in building project. 01:30:54.795 --> 01:30:55.356 BBC News at 9.30. 01:30:55.956 --> 01:30:56.597 I'm Harvey Kirk. 01:30:56.617 --> 01:31:01.322 The Prime Minister says he wants British troops out of Afghanistan by the next general election in 2015. 01:31:01.883 --> 01:31:05.727 David Cameron has been speaking in Canada, where he's attending the G8 and G20 summits. 01:31:06.188 --> 01:31:11.073 Mr Cameron also certainly prefers not to deal in overly strict timetables. 01:31:11.273 --> 01:31:12.875 Our political editor is Nick Robinson. 01:31:13.055 --> 01:31:24.159 talked before about his desire to get British troops home as soon as possible, but it's the first time I've heard him talking this way without putting any conditions on it, talking about conditions on the ground and so on. 01:31:24.499 --> 01:31:32.422 It is clear now that mines are turning in Canada, in America, in Britain to how and when the troops get out. 01:31:32.702 --> 01:31:38.924 Right, it's David Cameron's first G8 Summit as Prime Minister on the agenda, as well as Afghanistan, will be the global economy and bank reform. 01:31:39.464 --> 01:31:43.846 Mr Cameron has called for the discussions to be more than just a grand talking shop. 01:31:44.886 --> 01:31:50.188 It's next on Six Music, a 25-year-old man has been convicted of taking part in Britain's biggest jewellery robbery. 01:31:50.668 --> 01:31:56.570 A man, Kasar, used a gun to force an assistant at Graft Diamonds in central London to hand over gems valued at £40 million last August. 01:31:58.090 --> 01:32:02.513 Eight people had to be treated earlier after a chemical leak at a frozen food warehouse in Staffordshire. 01:32:02.633 --> 01:32:05.175 One man in his 30s suffered severe bursts to his arms. 01:32:05.255 --> 01:32:08.258 It sought ammonia escape from a pipe in a refrigeration unit. 01:32:08.838 --> 01:32:14.382 Prince Charles has been criticised by a High Court judge for intervening over a billion-pound plan to regenerate Chelsea barracks. 01:32:14.762 --> 01:32:18.425 The developers claimed their partners pulled out after the Prince criticised the design. 01:32:18.965 --> 01:32:22.388 The judge described his intervention as unexpected and unwelcome. 01:32:23.188 --> 01:32:27.670 Shares in BP have fallen by more than 6% to their lowest level in almost 14 years. 01:32:27.710 --> 01:32:32.573 The company has revealed that the Gulf of Mexico oil disaster has already costed 1.6 billion pounds. 01:32:33.093 --> 01:32:36.515 City analyst Rupert Nathan says negative headlines are having an effect. 01:32:36.575 --> 01:32:47.960 BP has become very much in broad and negative feedback loop so that any chance to sell the stock, any bad news is being seized upon and a reason to sell it lower. 01:32:48.757 --> 01:32:56.503 Now at the World Cup in the last group game, Spain have reached the last 16 with a 2-1 win over Chile who also qualified from group H as runners-up. 01:32:56.964 --> 01:33:06.692 Switzerland go out then after a goalless draw with Honduras in earlier Portugal and Brazil made it through to the last 16 also after playing out a goalless draw. 01:33:07.672 --> 01:33:09.053 Now that is the BBC News tonight. 01:33:10.194 --> 01:33:11.696 BBC 6 Music. 01:33:12.196 --> 01:33:13.197 Non-stop. 01:33:13.597 --> 01:33:14.358 Glastonbury. 01:33:20.726 --> 01:33:36.687 Adam and Jo in blast and breathe Back together in perfect harmony With our old weather gear and beer We're here with the BBC 01:33:52.208 --> 01:34:16.113 Try to see things my way Till I have to keep on talking till I can go on While you see it your way On the risk of knowing that our love may soon be gone We can work it out, we can work it out Think of what you're saying You can get it wrong and still think that it's alright 01:34:17.638 --> 01:34:18.778 of what I'm saying. 01:34:19.619 --> 01:34:23.280 We can work it out and get it straight or say goodnight. 01:34:23.700 --> 01:34:25.241 We can work it out. 01:34:26.001 --> 01:34:27.842 We can work it out. 01:34:28.562 --> 01:34:39.486 Life is very short, and there's no time for fussing and fighting my friends. 01:34:40.926 --> 01:34:46.228 Hey, I have always thought that it's all 01:34:49.946 --> 01:35:12.351 So I will ask you once again Try to see things my way Only time will tell if I am right or I am wrong While you're sitting your way That's just that we might fall apart before too long We can work it out, we can work it out 01:35:42.816 --> 01:35:54.706 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Work it out with your baby Work it out with your baby 01:36:07.314 --> 01:36:27.568 We can work it out We can work it out Baby, what you say You can get it from us Still think that it's alright Think of what I'm saying We can work it out 01:36:54.018 --> 01:36:57.281 Stephen Wanda there with We Can Work It Out. 01:36:57.321 --> 01:37:00.624 This is Adam and Jo here at Glastonbury 2010. 01:37:00.984 --> 01:37:05.368 Very excited to be reunited for the first time this year for you listeners. 01:37:05.428 --> 01:37:06.569 That's oxymoronic. 01:37:07.109 --> 01:37:08.370 Reunited for the first time. 01:37:09.383 --> 01:37:10.724 My dad will get my dad angry. 01:37:11.244 --> 01:37:12.184 Probably yours as well. 01:37:12.385 --> 01:37:13.165 Have a think about that. 01:37:13.385 --> 01:37:18.027 If you're a big fan of Stevie, even if you're not, you can listen to him. 01:37:18.628 --> 01:37:22.369 His performance here at Glastonbury live on Sunday night on Six Music. 01:37:23.090 --> 01:37:26.912 La Mac will be introducing that right after us, basically, at what time? 01:37:27.232 --> 01:37:28.352 10 o'clock on Sunday night. 01:37:28.432 --> 01:37:32.474 What do you think he's... I mean, obviously we did a little Ebony and Ivory jingle there. 01:37:32.675 --> 01:37:34.075 He's not going to be playing that, do you think? 01:37:34.555 --> 01:37:35.456 Well, I don't know. 01:37:35.556 --> 01:37:36.336 Maybe he will. 01:37:36.416 --> 01:37:37.497 Maybe he'll invite us on. 01:37:38.177 --> 01:37:38.838 That's what I'm hoping. 01:37:38.858 --> 01:37:40.159 To sing along as well. 01:37:40.539 --> 01:37:42.721 And what about some of the cheesier numbers? 01:37:42.981 --> 01:37:45.002 I just called to say, I love you, I'm thinking of. 01:37:46.123 --> 01:37:48.605 I think that's a perfectly reasonable song to play. 01:37:48.685 --> 01:37:48.945 Sure. 01:37:49.005 --> 01:37:50.827 My mum would be very disappointed if he didn't play it. 01:37:51.107 --> 01:37:55.330 I think he, I mean, people presumably are hoping he'll do a kind of a greatest hits set. 01:37:55.470 --> 01:37:55.690 Yeah. 01:37:55.931 --> 01:37:56.171 Right? 01:37:56.371 --> 01:37:56.731 Yeah. 01:37:56.751 --> 01:37:58.553 I mean, he's not going to wheel out the new stuff, is he? 01:37:59.013 --> 01:37:59.373 Surely. 01:37:59.894 --> 01:38:01.415 His obscure new direction. 01:38:02.215 --> 01:38:03.576 His deconstructionist music concrete. 01:38:03.596 --> 01:38:06.298 What's the most recent Stevie Wonder track you know? 01:38:07.579 --> 01:38:08.439 Uh, he just called to say I love you. 01:38:08.680 --> 01:38:09.960 I remember one called Skeletons. 01:38:10.360 --> 01:38:10.660 Skeletons? 01:38:10.680 --> 01:38:11.821 Skeletons in that closet! 01:38:12.161 --> 01:38:12.801 When was that from? 01:38:13.501 --> 01:38:15.002 Six years ago, anyone else remember that? 01:38:15.022 --> 01:38:15.842 Six years ago. 01:38:16.062 --> 01:38:17.983 I didn't even know he was... More than that, maybe ten years ago. 01:38:18.143 --> 01:38:19.663 I didn't even know he was doing new plops. 01:38:19.683 --> 01:38:20.964 For the last thing I remember. 01:38:21.504 --> 01:38:22.844 He'd done a new one a while ago. 01:38:22.864 --> 01:38:24.005 Wow. 01:38:24.345 --> 01:38:27.806 I thought he'd just reached that stage where he'd just thought, I'm not going to do any more new plops. 01:38:27.826 --> 01:38:30.187 I'm just going to carry on wheeling out the old ones. 01:38:30.327 --> 01:38:31.847 This is becoming very speculative. 01:38:31.867 --> 01:38:32.588 Do you know what we need? 01:38:32.968 --> 01:38:33.868 We need some facts. 01:38:34.228 --> 01:38:34.808 Right on. 01:38:38.826 --> 01:38:46.773 Now Snoop Dogg, he played earlier on today, around about five o'clock, the naughty hip hop sensation. 01:38:47.133 --> 01:38:48.614 There's a rumour going round. 01:38:49.034 --> 01:38:54.459 Can I say that I saw, I mean everyone else has probably said this, but I was in the press area and he came through it. 01:38:55.440 --> 01:38:56.741 I thought at first he was jogging. 01:38:57.321 --> 01:39:09.371 because he was sort of moving along at a semi-sprint, flanked by four huge bodyguards in sort of beautifully dressed in black suits and white shirts and black ties, jogging along beside him. 01:39:09.391 --> 01:39:10.212 Like the Blues Brothers. 01:39:10.432 --> 01:39:10.772 Yeah. 01:39:11.112 --> 01:39:11.813 It was amazing. 01:39:11.853 --> 01:39:13.915 He's very tall and very, very lean. 01:39:14.395 --> 01:39:15.236 He still looks about 19. 01:39:15.556 --> 01:39:16.617 He's like a whippet. 01:39:16.957 --> 01:39:17.298 Yeah. 01:39:17.678 --> 01:39:20.841 And there was a genuine frisson went through the crowd. 01:39:20.861 --> 01:39:21.962 Well, he's probably famous, isn't he? 01:39:21.982 --> 01:39:22.482 He really is. 01:39:22.762 --> 01:39:23.183 Even though he's... 01:39:23.883 --> 01:39:24.483 Yeah, he's brilliant. 01:39:24.523 --> 01:39:25.604 Even though he's what? 01:39:25.724 --> 01:39:26.044 Nothing. 01:39:26.064 --> 01:39:26.824 Do you want some facts? 01:39:26.944 --> 01:39:28.084 Yeah. 01:39:28.364 --> 01:39:30.745 So here's some interesting facts about Snoop Dogg. 01:39:31.305 --> 01:39:36.227 Did you know that Snoop's controversial album Doggy Style is not just about dogs. 01:39:36.887 --> 01:39:38.127 It's also about style. 01:39:40.148 --> 01:39:47.590 Snoop, did you know, was once known as Snoop Doggy Dogg, but he dropped his middle name because he thought it was just too silly. 01:39:49.145 --> 01:39:49.525 Really? 01:39:49.625 --> 01:39:50.806 Yeah, really. 01:39:50.846 --> 01:39:52.667 So he's gone with Snoop Dogg instead. 01:39:52.707 --> 01:39:59.710 It's a bit like Larry Fishburn calling himself Lawrence Fishburn, so people would take him more seriously. 01:39:59.850 --> 01:40:01.071 Makes sense, sounds true. 01:40:01.131 --> 01:40:06.854 You know, I mean, he said, he woke up one morning, Snoop Doggy Dogg, what kind of a crazy name is that? 01:40:06.894 --> 01:40:09.555 No one's gonna take me seriously, I gotta drop the doggy. 01:40:11.372 --> 01:40:12.654 It makes perfect sense. 01:40:13.234 --> 01:40:19.762 Did you know that Snoop's father, Michael Dogg, wanted his son to work in his winemaking business? 01:40:20.262 --> 01:40:24.067 And he is very bitterly disappointed when Snoop chose to be a singer instead. 01:40:24.147 --> 01:40:24.527 Really? 01:40:24.587 --> 01:40:25.628 Yeah. 01:40:25.668 --> 01:40:28.792 A lot of people don't know that he's from a very aristocratic family. 01:40:28.852 --> 01:40:29.052 Yeah. 01:40:29.835 --> 01:40:30.135 Isn't he? 01:40:30.356 --> 01:40:30.856 Absolutely. 01:40:30.936 --> 01:40:36.162 Michael Dog is one of the premier winemakers in that part of Los Angeles. 01:40:36.202 --> 01:40:36.763 Vintners. 01:40:37.324 --> 01:40:38.965 Vintners is exactly what he is. 01:40:39.546 --> 01:40:47.995 And yeah, it's very humiliating when your son, who supposedly is going to take over the winemaking empire, turns his hand to being a singer instead. 01:40:48.596 --> 01:40:49.437 Final Snoop fact. 01:40:50.037 --> 01:40:59.963 Snoop disapproved strongly of the macho posturing associated with hip hop and he decided to braid his hair like a girl in protest. 01:41:01.104 --> 01:41:01.905 That's why he does it. 01:41:02.225 --> 01:41:02.585 Really? 01:41:02.685 --> 01:41:02.945 Yeah. 01:41:03.285 --> 01:41:06.447 I thought that was because he was a big Pippi Longstocking fan. 01:41:06.507 --> 01:41:12.451 That might be partly to do with it but no it's mainly it's like an in your face it's like I'm gonna look as much like a little girl. 01:41:12.591 --> 01:41:13.492 Pippi Longströmf! 01:41:14.862 --> 01:41:20.084 I think that's how you say it in the country where it's from, which is somewhere in Europe like Dutchland. 01:41:20.464 --> 01:41:25.685 What are the Smurfs called in their original language? 01:41:26.045 --> 01:41:27.966 The Stromfs or something like that. 01:41:28.006 --> 01:41:29.206 It is, it is, it is, I promise you. 01:41:29.266 --> 01:41:30.226 They're called the Smurfs. 01:41:30.246 --> 01:41:32.427 They're not, they're called the Stromfs. 01:41:32.587 --> 01:41:33.247 The Stromfs. 01:41:33.307 --> 01:41:39.209 Someone will text us in and tell us what the Smurfs are actually called in their country of origin, which is Smurfland. 01:41:39.429 --> 01:41:39.709 Yeah. 01:41:40.650 --> 01:41:42.911 Ruled by General Abrahams. 01:41:43.472 --> 01:41:44.172 F. Murray Abrams. 01:41:44.613 --> 01:41:44.973 No, J.J. 01:41:45.033 --> 01:41:45.393 Abrams. 01:41:45.493 --> 01:41:45.994 J.J. 01:41:46.034 --> 01:41:46.594 Abrams. 01:41:47.034 --> 01:41:48.215 Father J.J. 01:41:48.715 --> 01:41:49.336 He runs it. 01:41:49.636 --> 01:41:50.377 Yeah. 01:41:50.437 --> 01:41:51.457 So what are we doing music-wise now? 01:41:51.477 --> 01:41:53.779 Yeah, we're going to have some music now from Snoop Doggy Dogg. 01:41:53.799 --> 01:41:55.600 This is live from the pyramid stage. 01:41:55.620 --> 01:41:56.200 Snoop Doggy Dogg. 01:41:56.220 --> 01:41:57.201 Why don't we just establish that? 01:41:57.241 --> 01:41:58.662 I'm sorry, I'm terrible with that. 01:41:58.682 --> 01:41:58.922 That's silly. 01:41:58.942 --> 01:41:59.323 That's a silly name. 01:41:59.343 --> 01:42:00.083 I'm awful with that. 01:42:00.143 --> 01:42:00.924 Snoop Doggy Dogg. 01:42:00.944 --> 01:42:03.706 This is a song called Gangster Love, spelt L-U-V. 01:42:04.486 --> 01:42:05.087 You know what? 01:42:05.127 --> 01:42:06.648 I'm having so much fun right now. 01:42:06.728 --> 01:42:07.288 Where the ladies at? 01:42:07.388 --> 01:42:09.009 Okay, can all the ladies say ahh? 01:42:29.321 --> 01:42:30.621 Say ow, ow. 01:42:31.581 --> 01:42:35.822 Okay, Glastonbury, I want y'all to put your hand together like this and give me some gangsta love. 01:42:36.182 --> 01:42:41.363 Come on, y'all. 01:42:41.743 --> 01:42:50.185 Everybody having a good time? 01:43:03.238 --> 01:43:11.966 Is the other way I put it on that blow a tree summer breeze hit me girl miss boss dog I give it to her right is she like it. 01:43:12.106 --> 01:43:13.748 She gonna hit like a sidekick. 01:43:14.088 --> 01:43:16.370 Is he one of the boys of the flow? 01:43:16.591 --> 01:43:18.713 I was ready to hear the menu ready to go. 01:43:18.733 --> 01:43:19.293 I wrote up a winner 01:43:20.074 --> 01:43:42.527 Put it up in the air, got that little dress on You coming up out of there, yeah She like that, you like that You say you like, well I bite back And I'm all broke Now we can do it till tomorrow I beat it up like Marlboro Stupid, I go home, baby, yes Kissing on your chest and I'm digging out your stress I won't stop till you finish But you ain't feel love till the best I get up in it, that's a dream 01:44:10.947 --> 01:44:26.154 She always call in the middle of the night Cuz I'm a dog, I'ma give her what she like She say my name loud, I say her name bold That's what I aim for, that's how the game go And I may be like the way I wake her up Cuz I'm a gangster, I rap about her butt Pull her to my side 01:44:26.574 --> 01:44:46.934 I'm in deep, you woke your ass up, just to put it to sleep Now every day is the same thing, I creep in, it's like true blood I'll sink my teeth in, I gotta have it, then you'll be racin' We was so hot, I think I'm down crazy Life's out, I'm so lit, mommy's so gone, cause daddy won't quit I won't stop till you finish, but you ain't feelin' good till I get to sleep 01:45:12.240 --> 01:45:14.989 Gangsta, gangsta, gangsta, gangsta 01:45:22.938 --> 01:45:25.820 BBC at Glastonbury on Six Music. 01:45:25.840 --> 01:45:27.642 Absolutely amazing! 01:45:27.662 --> 01:45:29.623 There were that many people singing aside. 01:45:29.723 --> 01:45:30.704 I think I'd probably cry. 01:45:30.744 --> 01:45:34.207 Non-stop Glastonbury continues across the weekend. 01:45:34.927 --> 01:45:38.350 Coming up this week on Six Music, Steve LaMag. 01:45:38.791 --> 01:45:45.476 On Tuesday, the Dead Weather's Jack White joins me live in the studio fresh from his band's performance at Glastonbury this weekend. 01:45:45.836 --> 01:45:46.736 Steve LaMagg. 01:45:47.036 --> 01:45:51.537 Weekdays from 4 with new music, new releases and in-depth interviews. 01:45:51.777 --> 01:45:55.218 On Tuesday he's joined by Jack White on 6 Music. 01:46:17.372 --> 01:46:17.492 So. 01:46:51.410 --> 01:46:51.714 Black. 01:48:04.420 --> 01:48:05.910 Hey gay song 01:49:28.834 --> 01:49:30.635 That's the breeders with Cannonball. 01:49:30.716 --> 01:49:32.517 Adam and Joe here at Glastonbury. 01:49:32.557 --> 01:49:33.718 How are you doing, listeners? 01:49:33.778 --> 01:49:34.879 Very nice to be back with you. 01:49:35.199 --> 01:49:42.125 We were talking earlier about our respective trips here and yesterday I took the train from Norwich to get to Glastonbury. 01:49:42.145 --> 01:49:43.906 It was a little two-leg journey there. 01:49:44.327 --> 01:49:48.570 Unfortunately, my train to London from Norwich was cancelled when I turned up, Joe. 01:49:49.811 --> 01:49:55.118 I had to make alternative arrangements, as did the rest of the travellers on that trip, and it was very busy. 01:49:55.258 --> 01:50:01.285 And because it was a lovely sunny day, more people than just myself had brought their bicycles, which they hoped to put on the train. 01:50:01.305 --> 01:50:04.669 It wouldn't have been a problem if the train was running normally to London. 01:50:04.709 --> 01:50:06.711 We would have put it in the guards van, no problem. 01:50:07.392 --> 01:50:14.836 But because the train was cancelled, the alternative was one of those three coach jobbies, like little hoppers, basically. 01:50:14.856 --> 01:50:15.336 I hate them. 01:50:15.477 --> 01:50:15.897 You know? 01:50:15.917 --> 01:50:18.918 But still, there's bike storage on those. 01:50:19.319 --> 01:50:24.562 So all of us, there was four of us with bikes, we all crowded round the doors for the bike storage. 01:50:25.602 --> 01:50:42.521 carriage and the first chap when the doors finally opened put his uh... bike on the bike storage bit and i was waiting patiently for him to um... move so i could put mine in there there was a couple of girls with bikes behind me and then this uh... sort of posh bloke looked a little bit like tim nice but dim you know 01:50:43.542 --> 01:50:44.102 got up there. 01:50:44.122 --> 01:50:45.623 Was it Christopher Nolan? 01:50:45.683 --> 01:50:47.783 Could well have been, yeah, could well have been. 01:50:48.543 --> 01:50:56.766 And he got that up there and he had quite a big black suitcase and he popped the suitcase next to the bike in the bike storage area. 01:50:56.846 --> 01:51:00.567 So the fellow before me with the bike said, oh, could you move your bag? 01:51:00.587 --> 01:51:02.907 There's other people who are going to be putting their bikes in. 01:51:02.927 --> 01:51:04.868 And he said, no. 01:51:06.008 --> 01:51:07.528 So he said, what? 01:51:07.888 --> 01:51:09.149 He said, no, I'm not going to move it. 01:51:10.129 --> 01:51:12.871 And so the guy was like, oh, it's a bike storage area, though. 01:51:12.991 --> 01:51:13.371 No, it's not. 01:51:14.452 --> 01:51:18.314 And so we had the satisfaction of pointing to the large sticker that said bike storage. 01:51:18.694 --> 01:51:19.835 He said, there's seats there. 01:51:19.955 --> 01:51:20.835 There's three seats there. 01:51:20.955 --> 01:51:21.616 Fold up seats. 01:51:21.816 --> 01:51:23.117 What if I want to sit in those seats? 01:51:24.182 --> 01:51:25.663 And we're like, okay. 01:51:27.263 --> 01:51:29.484 Those other seats you could sit, where am I going to put my bag? 01:51:30.064 --> 01:51:32.104 Where you could put it in a luggage rack? 01:51:32.124 --> 01:51:33.065 No, there's no room. 01:51:33.745 --> 01:51:34.425 I'm going to sit here. 01:51:34.685 --> 01:51:35.986 I'm going to sit on my bag right here. 01:51:36.746 --> 01:51:37.546 What do you think about that? 01:51:37.606 --> 01:51:38.646 Was he mad? 01:51:38.867 --> 01:51:39.987 Well, this was the thing. 01:51:40.507 --> 01:51:43.309 I looked into his eyes and he was all a quiver, a little bit. 01:51:43.589 --> 01:51:43.990 He was shaking. 01:51:44.010 --> 01:51:57.119 Like he really was, he was, maybe he'd had a bad day, I don't know what, but he was thinking, I am going to jolly well have a confrontation about this, I'm going to stick to my guns, I'm sick of people with bikes telling me where I can go and where I can't go. 01:51:57.440 --> 01:52:02.783 No, I'm going to sit here in a bike storage area on my belly bag. 01:52:03.104 --> 01:52:05.646 If you want to do something about it, you can. 01:52:05.666 --> 01:52:07.647 We're all blood and dead. 01:52:09.148 --> 01:52:09.488 Wow. 01:52:09.508 --> 01:52:10.469 He turned into silver black. 01:52:11.790 --> 01:52:13.011 So he was absolutely quivering. 01:52:13.091 --> 01:52:14.832 And I was thinking, wow, this is amazing. 01:52:14.912 --> 01:52:17.714 Usually it's me that's in these situations getting furious. 01:52:17.754 --> 01:52:20.877 And now suddenly I'm confronted by a totally unreasonable guy. 01:52:21.477 --> 01:52:23.539 You were cool as a cucumber in total control. 01:52:23.559 --> 01:52:24.299 Cool as a cucumber. 01:52:24.319 --> 01:52:27.621 So what an amazing opportunity to say some of the coolest things you've ever said. 01:52:27.762 --> 01:52:29.263 Well, I didn't want to put him down. 01:52:29.403 --> 01:52:29.963 No. 01:52:29.983 --> 01:52:34.627 I thought this is an opportunity for me to help this nutcase. 01:52:35.607 --> 01:53:00.787 and because people were sort of standing around the train was about to leave he was stopping everyone from putting their bikes on and stuff an old lady said you it sounds like you're being very unreasonable what are you doing there and he said who are you to this old woman i was like hey hey everyone calm down now listen i'm gonna help you you said this yeah i said i'm gonna help you put your back you said hey hey hey everybody calm down i may say that i i may not have said hey hey hey but i said to him listen man 01:53:01.167 --> 01:53:01.767 Just calm down. 01:53:01.787 --> 01:53:02.788 What would it be better? 01:53:02.948 --> 01:53:03.168 Yeah. 01:53:03.629 --> 01:53:04.389 Sorry to interrupt. 01:53:04.489 --> 01:53:09.012 Is if everyone had shouted, but then like in a movie, you shouted the loudest. 01:53:09.172 --> 01:53:09.412 Right. 01:53:09.532 --> 01:53:10.733 Do you know when they do that in films? 01:53:11.013 --> 01:53:11.894 Or slapped him. 01:53:11.914 --> 01:53:12.614 Or slapped someone. 01:53:12.934 --> 01:53:14.195 Everybody be quiet! 01:53:14.215 --> 01:53:14.355 Yeah. 01:53:14.375 --> 01:53:17.817 And everyone else goes, he's louder than anyone else. 01:53:17.837 --> 01:53:18.758 We should listen to him. 01:53:18.798 --> 01:53:21.360 He's like one of the army men from the army recruitment task. 01:53:21.920 --> 01:53:24.822 So I completely calmed the whole situation down. 01:53:25.703 --> 01:53:28.684 And I found him a spot for his bag. 01:53:29.144 --> 01:53:30.965 I mean, I totally humiliated the guy in a way. 01:53:30.985 --> 01:53:31.885 Treating him like a baby. 01:53:32.245 --> 01:53:34.086 I kind of, he needed to be treated like a baby. 01:53:34.466 --> 01:53:44.330 And in the end, he sort of, like, having been proved completely wrong, and he was totally in the wrong 100% in this whole situation, he sort of swished past me, and I was expecting maybe an apology or something. 01:53:45.110 --> 01:53:46.190 But no, he was too furious. 01:53:46.210 --> 01:53:47.111 There was no question of one. 01:53:47.151 --> 01:53:49.211 He just sort of said, well, I'm just gonna let it lie. 01:53:50.032 --> 01:53:51.492 And swished past me like that. 01:53:51.772 --> 01:53:53.713 If you were Noel Edmonds, you would name that man. 01:53:54.585 --> 01:53:55.846 and then get thrown off the castle. 01:53:55.906 --> 01:53:59.589 I was wondering what he did, though, because I bet you he had some kind of position of power. 01:53:59.629 --> 01:54:03.372 He's probably, you know, one of the executives at BP or something. 01:54:03.772 --> 01:54:06.054 But he, that's a little topical reference. 01:54:06.074 --> 01:54:06.715 Yes, nice. 01:54:09.737 --> 01:54:18.244 But then later on, I saw him flirting with some attractive women at Ely Station, and it turned out that he was just making friends with them. 01:54:18.744 --> 01:54:21.747 And I felt like going over and saying, do you realize that man's unbalanced? 01:54:22.707 --> 01:54:23.688 He sounds like a dude. 01:54:23.708 --> 01:54:24.748 A mega dude. 01:54:24.808 --> 01:54:26.950 I think he could be a mega dude. 01:54:27.090 --> 01:54:28.571 I think you've misread the situation. 01:54:28.651 --> 01:54:29.451 I didn't realize. 01:54:29.731 --> 01:54:30.332 What a story. 01:54:30.492 --> 01:54:31.692 You're like a nut magnet. 01:54:32.012 --> 01:54:38.316 Well, I was just wanting to tell the story because usually as I say it's the other way around and this was one of the very rare occasions where I rose above the situation. 01:54:38.656 --> 01:54:47.381 Here's some music right now from earlier on today and this is Dizzy the Mighty Rascal with Florence without her machine and they're covering a Candy Staten track. 01:54:48.202 --> 01:54:48.762 What was it called? 01:54:49.744 --> 01:54:50.765 You've got the love that they call it. 01:54:50.945 --> 01:54:52.506 You've got the dirty love. 01:55:10.328 --> 01:55:13.309 No money wants to be bigger, no money wants to be nameless. 01:55:13.429 --> 01:55:15.350 Anglers, people act shameless, tryna live like entertainment. 01:55:15.410 --> 01:55:18.711 When the fuck riff with the acres, to the spare money that they ain't made yet. 01:55:18.791 --> 01:55:23.113 Got a van to a tick that they ain't paid yet, spend a paycheck in the west end on a weekend. 01:55:23.133 --> 01:55:27.155 Got no money by the end of the weekend, but they don't care cause their life is a movie. 01:55:27.195 --> 01:55:29.736 Start being Louis V, pay for it by yours truly. 01:55:29.796 --> 01:55:33.657 Truthly, it's a joke, like a bad episode, the Holy Ghost, can't keep up with the covenant. 01:55:33.677 --> 01:55:43.820 So they're going back and they're living all down dead, living in debt They still don't get it cause they're too busy living the high life, the nightlife, fucking the highway, living larger, they all say 01:55:54.002 --> 01:56:20.981 I want you back in love, I need to see me through Let me take you down to London City where the hat and trees rise I know what that is Everybody's on the way for chase, that's why I'm big for a race Everybody's got a scusement, told me to do great Check in the hot, they said they're ready to ride I'm on the inside, lookin' at the So it's a lack of reflection, see why I don't feel safe in the south side Everywhere I go, there's a dude on the corner Just to end up, hit the scene like a sauna And it's gettin' warmer, and I'm on the floor 01:56:21.381 --> 01:56:23.223 What's the answer? 01:56:23.283 --> 01:56:24.564 What's the conclusion? 01:56:24.744 --> 01:56:25.945 Is it an illusion? 01:56:26.025 --> 01:56:27.126 Is it up on drugs? 01:56:27.146 --> 01:56:30.509 I see dogs must die because they're trying to live lives in the oozy. 01:56:30.549 --> 01:56:34.572 Sometimes I feel like all my head's up in the air. 01:56:35.232 --> 01:56:39.596 Oh, I know I can call it all and lose love. 01:56:40.136 --> 01:56:44.620 Sometimes I feel like saying, Lord, I just don't care. 01:56:44.680 --> 01:56:47.883 You got the love, I need to see me too. 01:56:47.923 --> 01:56:48.984 You got the love. 01:56:49.084 --> 01:56:49.984 You got the love. 01:56:50.044 --> 01:56:50.845 You got the love. 01:56:51.661 --> 01:57:18.637 You got the love You got the love You got the love You got the love You got the love You got the love You got the love You got the love You got the love You got the love You got the love You got the love You got the love 01:57:22.449 --> 01:57:23.511 That's where I came 01:58:18.192 --> 01:58:25.404 Sometimes I feel like singing, but I just don't care But if you're all still gonna love to see me drive 01:58:33.041 --> 01:58:36.124 Now, that final note wouldn't pass master on the X Factor. 01:58:36.204 --> 01:58:40.287 I mean, that's not really singing, that's more just shouting. 01:58:40.627 --> 01:58:51.737 Florence, without the machine, dizzy rascal there, with candy statins, dirty, you got the... Extraordinary bass vibrating the whole site when dizzy was on. 01:58:52.057 --> 01:58:52.377 Oh, yeah. 01:58:52.457 --> 01:58:55.939 It vibrated a whole little studio here. 01:58:56.360 --> 01:58:57.560 We've got a tiny little studio. 01:58:57.580 --> 01:59:01.303 It's a bit like the Apollo... What was the number of the Apollo, that movie? 01:59:01.323 --> 01:59:01.303 11. 01:59:01.603 --> 01:59:01.903 Apollo 11. 01:59:02.023 --> 01:59:03.044 What was the movie, though? 01:59:03.064 --> 01:59:03.044 13. 01:59:04.825 --> 01:59:05.185 13, wasn't it? 01:59:05.505 --> 01:59:05.786 Was it? 01:59:05.926 --> 01:59:06.746 That's the one that goes wrong. 01:59:06.766 --> 01:59:09.168 11 was the first... It's a bit like that, our studio, isn't it? 01:59:09.428 --> 01:59:09.868 Yes, it is, exactly. 01:59:09.888 --> 01:59:14.551 It's very small, and it's been vibrated heavily in quite an exciting way by Dizzy. 01:59:14.771 --> 01:59:15.051 Yeah. 01:59:15.852 --> 01:59:18.714 Well, it's going to be vibrating to the sounds of gorillas soon. 01:59:18.774 --> 01:59:19.454 Yeah, that's true. 01:59:19.494 --> 01:59:20.054 It's exciting. 01:59:20.114 --> 01:59:20.895 How long till they come on? 01:59:22.202 --> 01:59:24.663 I wonder what Rocky Smith is going to be doing after the thing. 01:59:25.723 --> 01:59:27.064 Surely he's going to be doing it. 01:59:27.104 --> 01:59:27.784 How is he? 01:59:27.844 --> 01:59:30.665 He did a very good album, didn't he, recently, that got good reviews, didn't he? 01:59:31.005 --> 01:59:32.485 Four albums always get good reviews. 01:59:32.525 --> 01:59:32.826 Do they? 01:59:32.906 --> 01:59:33.346 No matter what. 01:59:33.386 --> 01:59:38.608 But I read a review that said he was particularly on form and he'd got it together and it was kind of like his best stuff for a while. 01:59:38.708 --> 01:59:39.188 Oh, really? 01:59:39.288 --> 01:59:39.588 Yeah. 01:59:39.988 --> 01:59:40.668 Is that not true? 01:59:40.888 --> 01:59:41.489 They're all good. 01:59:41.649 --> 01:59:43.149 Maybe it was an anomalous review. 01:59:43.169 --> 01:59:45.290 Do you think he'll be all right on stage tonight? 01:59:45.310 --> 01:59:45.390 Yeah. 01:59:46.050 --> 02:00:07.706 yeah probably you'll just wander up and turn down somebody's amps and push over the keyboard player and it's all the people want that's all you want you can hear all the live music here from Glastonbury all the headline acts including Gorillaz and Groove Armada with Gideon Coe who's coming up any second now right it's nice that it's sunny yes he is coming up very shortly it is nice that he's sunny but imagine if it was a bit misty 02:00:08.883 --> 02:00:09.083 What? 02:00:09.383 --> 02:00:09.944 The gorillas. 02:00:10.244 --> 02:00:11.365 The gorillas in the mist. 02:00:11.545 --> 02:00:12.025 I like it. 02:00:12.365 --> 02:00:14.326 And they could have Sigourney Weaver as a special guest. 02:00:14.486 --> 02:00:15.267 Diane Farsi. 02:00:16.227 --> 02:00:18.229 What's her name in Avatar, Sigourney? 02:00:18.469 --> 02:00:19.389 Ner-hoot-ah. 02:00:19.569 --> 02:00:20.570 Ner-hoot-eet-ee. 02:00:20.890 --> 02:00:21.831 Ner-hoot-oo-doo. 02:00:22.851 --> 02:00:23.312 Eh-wah. 02:00:23.752 --> 02:00:25.913 Jake Sully with your smartphone. 02:00:26.113 --> 02:00:29.575 Listen, folks, we've got to go because it's time for our show to end. 02:00:29.595 --> 02:00:31.256 We'll be back tomorrow evening at 8 o'clock. 02:00:31.276 --> 02:00:31.897 Thanks for listening. 02:00:32.037 --> 02:00:32.417 Thank you. 02:00:32.457 --> 02:00:32.837 We love you. 02:00:32.857 --> 02:00:33.017 Bye. 02:00:33.037 --> 02:00:33.698 See you tomorrow.