WEBVTT 00:00.389 --> 00:03.372 Hello and welcome to the Big British Castle! 00:03.532 --> 00:06.816 It's time for Adam and Jo to broadcast on the radio! 00:15.021 --> 00:16.482 Dexi's Midnight Runners. 00:16.722 --> 00:18.203 That's Dance Stance. 00:18.483 --> 00:19.343 This is Adam here. 00:19.564 --> 00:20.304 Hey, this is Joe. 00:20.344 --> 00:29.649 We were just discussing the Black Squadron command this morning, and you know I've been feeling listeners that maybe, uh, Count Buckhilly's feels a little estranged from Black Squadron as a force. 00:30.109 --> 00:30.449 No. 00:30.870 --> 00:35.792 So I think maybe this week it might be good if you thought of the command and announced it. 00:35.812 --> 00:36.673 I'm not putting it on you. 00:36.713 --> 00:38.574 I'm giving you the incredible opportunity. 00:39.174 --> 00:44.638 to command Black Squadron, Britain's elite listening force, to issue the command. 00:45.258 --> 00:46.659 Are you up for that? 00:47.260 --> 00:52.163 I mean, it's not going to happen for a few minutes, but we could discuss it a little more and then you could issue the command. 00:52.343 --> 00:56.646 It gives you a real sense of responsibility and power. 00:56.846 --> 00:58.487 No, you don't want to abuse that responsibility. 00:58.507 --> 00:59.287 Well, you can a little. 00:59.487 --> 01:06.051 You don't want to send one of the most powerful forces into the world into some kind of pathetic, ludicrous and slightly pornographic skirmish. 01:06.251 --> 01:09.853 No, you have to be very careful about the command issue, as we've been every week. 01:10.093 --> 01:10.293 Yeah. 01:10.513 --> 01:11.774 So that's exciting, Black Squadron. 01:11.794 --> 01:13.915 There might be a different voice issuing your command. 01:13.975 --> 01:19.598 It'll give a new atmosphere to the task, and that's something to get very excited about this Saturday morning. 01:19.778 --> 01:20.238 I'm nervous. 01:20.278 --> 01:22.399 Are we going to do it at the end of this link even? 01:22.419 --> 01:24.380 We could do it into Cousins by Vampire Weekend. 01:24.741 --> 01:25.241 It's up to you. 01:25.701 --> 01:26.943 You're the squadron commander. 01:27.003 --> 01:32.368 And remember, if you do a wonky command, you could lose the trust and faith of your squadron. 01:33.990 --> 01:37.314 It's a huge amount of... I mean, these are cutting edge brains as well out there. 01:37.394 --> 01:42.579 He's really building it up, listeners, because he knows I'm going to issue like a pathetic command. 01:43.480 --> 01:46.622 Well, can it be more pathetic than some of the previous commands? 01:46.802 --> 01:50.144 Well, you've got a peculiar genius for inspiring the troops. 01:50.445 --> 01:50.845 Do you think? 01:50.865 --> 01:53.166 With your slightly pathetic commands. 01:53.387 --> 01:53.927 God bless you. 01:54.968 --> 01:56.869 And my, you know where my brain is. 01:56.889 --> 01:58.690 Hey, let's not load it ahead of time. 01:59.110 --> 02:00.851 Let's wait and see what happens and then judge it. 02:01.031 --> 02:02.392 What a beautiful morning, Listers. 02:02.492 --> 02:05.815 I mean, this is the kind of morning where you just give thanks for being alive. 02:05.895 --> 02:06.935 Ooga-booga. 02:07.195 --> 02:09.517 And you just skip and hop along and sing to yourself. 02:09.537 --> 02:10.458 That's what Bob Puffs yourself say. 02:10.478 --> 02:10.858 Exactly. 02:11.858 --> 02:14.660 That's just thrown out of yet another nightclub by a gorilla. 02:15.440 --> 02:15.980 Exactly. 02:16.961 --> 02:21.983 And we very much appreciate the fact that you've decided to join us on this lovely morning. 02:22.343 --> 02:26.665 We've got exciting things coming up for you later in the show, retro textination. 02:26.705 --> 02:33.929 We had a wonderful overwhelming response to last week's textination subject and we'll be filling you in on some of the replies we got. 02:33.969 --> 02:35.830 We'll be filling you in on what happened. 02:36.030 --> 02:40.292 I'm trying to tease but then my brain starts shutting down when I do like what's coming up in the show. 02:40.672 --> 02:42.312 Was it really an overwhelming response? 02:42.452 --> 02:43.013 It was really good. 02:43.033 --> 02:43.333 In what sense? 02:43.413 --> 02:44.373 Quantity or emotion? 02:44.393 --> 02:44.753 Quality. 02:44.853 --> 02:45.233 Quality. 02:45.353 --> 02:45.793 Quality. 02:45.873 --> 02:48.134 Yeah, we got some really good messages from others. 02:48.154 --> 02:50.754 We split the email reading this week, listeners. 02:51.034 --> 02:53.595 I did Saturday, Sunday, Monday. 02:54.035 --> 02:55.955 Adam did Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday. 02:56.376 --> 02:57.056 And Friday, I think. 02:57.096 --> 02:57.976 Did you do Friday? 02:58.256 --> 02:58.476 Yeah. 02:58.956 --> 03:01.637 I must say, I wasn't overwhelmed by the response. 03:01.657 --> 03:02.497 Were you? 03:02.517 --> 03:03.277 You got the bad days. 03:03.357 --> 03:05.017 On Saturday, Sunday, and Monday. 03:05.098 --> 03:06.498 I was overwhelmed by other things. 03:06.518 --> 03:06.738 Yeah. 03:07.478 --> 03:13.846 I think the thing that happens is sometimes our podcast listeners listen during the week and then they tend to respond in the latter half of the week. 03:13.926 --> 03:14.787 Can you be whelmed? 03:15.588 --> 03:16.269 Yes, certainly. 03:16.389 --> 03:17.310 You can be under whelmed. 03:17.711 --> 03:18.552 You can just be whelmed. 03:18.612 --> 03:19.373 Can you be whelmed? 03:19.413 --> 03:21.135 You don't hear people being whelmed very often. 03:21.275 --> 03:22.156 Oh, I'm often whelmed. 03:22.757 --> 03:23.378 What does that mean? 03:23.398 --> 03:26.862 That just means sort of average, sort of savagely satisfied. 03:26.882 --> 03:27.904 That's pretty good, yeah. 03:27.924 --> 03:28.565 That's pretty well-me. 03:29.566 --> 03:30.287 That's pretty well-me. 03:31.548 --> 03:32.550 People should use that more. 03:32.670 --> 03:33.211 Definitely. 03:33.651 --> 03:35.614 Listen, should we issue the command for the squadron? 03:35.814 --> 03:36.855 Well, that's up to you, isn't it? 03:36.875 --> 03:37.596 Yeah, I think we should. 03:37.676 --> 03:38.177 I think we should. 03:38.317 --> 03:46.863 So listen, if you're a recent tune-in to this programme, Black Squadron are the elite listening force that listen live right now on Saturday morning between 9 and 9.30. 03:46.983 --> 03:50.286 And of course next week this show is starting at 10am. 03:50.826 --> 03:51.987 We're moving forward an hour. 03:52.267 --> 03:58.492 We're not sure how this is going to affect the squadron, but it certainly gives an atmosphere of particular import to the following command. 03:59.372 --> 04:11.997 Remember, your task is to take a photograph based on the command that Count Buckley's is about to issue, then text it to us, the number is 64046, or you can email adamandjo.6music at bbc.co.uk. 04:12.378 --> 04:18.440 Remember, text will be charged at your standard message rate, and any photo you send us may well turn up on our blog. 04:18.560 --> 04:22.882 That's important to remember for this command, because Black Squadron, your command this week 04:23.835 --> 04:32.601 is Fun Bath at Vampire Weekend with Cousins, the first single from their second album, Contra, which I think is going to be released in the new year. 04:32.881 --> 04:38.505 You can see an amazing video for that online right now, which is directed by a friend of the show, Garth Jennings. 04:39.185 --> 04:45.009 So he's done a wonderful job, went out to New York and did a budget on, he had a budget of like very few 04:46.290 --> 04:46.791 Pounds. 04:46.851 --> 04:47.671 He did a budget. 04:47.911 --> 04:48.832 I know, it came out right. 04:48.852 --> 04:49.453 Right out to New York. 04:49.493 --> 04:50.553 He did a budget of very few pounds. 04:50.573 --> 04:52.194 He did a budget of very few pounds. 04:52.375 --> 04:53.475 That's music video lingo. 04:53.636 --> 04:54.836 Listen, forget all this waffle. 04:55.277 --> 04:56.017 Fun bath. 04:56.438 --> 04:56.718 Yeah. 04:56.758 --> 04:57.418 Was that the command? 04:57.518 --> 04:58.119 Fun bath. 04:58.239 --> 04:58.719 Fun bath. 04:59.099 --> 04:59.800 What's wrong with that? 04:59.820 --> 05:00.260 No, it's good. 05:00.300 --> 05:01.241 It's just... Oh, wait. 05:01.401 --> 05:07.906 You, your filthy mind, are thinking filthy thoughts about... Well, people usually bathe in the nutty. 05:08.386 --> 05:08.586 Do you? 05:08.606 --> 05:09.847 Is that what you're asking for? 05:10.468 --> 05:12.169 What are you asking for with a fun bath? 05:12.729 --> 05:14.611 Well, it's up to the... What are you expecting? 05:14.771 --> 05:17.133 I mean, people could just get in the bath fully clothed. 05:17.293 --> 05:18.254 Is that what you're after? 05:18.414 --> 05:18.935 If that's fun. 05:18.955 --> 05:19.435 And have fun. 05:19.676 --> 05:20.096 Sure. 05:20.597 --> 05:23.099 It's not a prurient command if that's what you're suggesting. 05:23.759 --> 05:24.060 Yeah. 05:24.520 --> 05:24.840 No. 05:25.021 --> 05:28.384 Well, that's your dirty mind that you've got to sort out. 05:28.404 --> 05:28.644 Is it? 05:28.664 --> 05:31.146 There's lots of ways of having family fun in the bath. 05:31.166 --> 05:31.326 Oh, hello. 05:31.366 --> 05:31.987 We've got some. 05:32.988 --> 05:34.569 It's for... I thought... That aren't problematic. 05:35.447 --> 05:36.528 Oh, that is a fun bath. 05:36.548 --> 05:37.369 There you go! 05:37.529 --> 05:38.650 That is a fun bath. 05:38.670 --> 05:38.910 Come on. 05:38.930 --> 05:42.394 That's from the Crammond Black Squadron. 05:42.494 --> 05:43.274 Claire and Andrew. 05:43.295 --> 05:45.256 You know, they send in a photo every week. 05:45.577 --> 05:45.757 Yeah. 05:45.937 --> 05:49.340 And they're in the bath and they are eating sticky buns. 05:49.701 --> 05:50.221 There you go! 05:50.501 --> 05:50.842 Brilliant. 05:51.102 --> 05:51.562 Perfect. 05:51.983 --> 05:52.643 Fun bath. 05:53.304 --> 05:54.065 Bun in the bath. 05:54.145 --> 05:54.605 Bun in the bath. 05:54.625 --> 05:55.066 Bun fun. 05:55.266 --> 05:56.227 Explain that, Adam. 05:56.647 --> 05:56.867 What? 05:56.967 --> 05:57.428 Explain what? 05:57.588 --> 05:58.849 Explain why they're eating buns. 05:58.889 --> 06:00.491 It has a special significance, doesn't it? 06:00.905 --> 06:01.285 How do you mean? 06:01.325 --> 06:06.007 Well, when Black Squadron has stood down, they have a nice warm bath and a bun, don't they? 06:06.027 --> 06:06.767 There you go! 06:06.847 --> 06:07.768 It's your own jingle. 06:08.248 --> 06:08.888 There's a little chat. 06:08.928 --> 06:10.268 He is having a fun bath. 06:10.669 --> 06:11.189 Look at that. 06:11.209 --> 06:12.349 Look at that guy. 06:12.429 --> 06:13.510 He's very small. 06:13.830 --> 06:14.650 He's in the bath. 06:15.130 --> 06:20.092 He is called Tommy and he's got all his little bath toys lined up along the edge. 06:20.372 --> 06:21.713 I used to do the very same thing. 06:21.813 --> 06:22.133 Sure. 06:22.853 --> 06:25.996 Did you have one of those racks that stretches across the middle of the bath? 06:26.016 --> 06:26.477 Never had a rack. 06:26.697 --> 06:28.018 I always coveted the rack. 06:28.138 --> 06:32.603 But I used to have a tub of toys in the little chest next to the bath. 06:32.623 --> 06:33.424 Sure, we've got the same thing. 06:33.444 --> 06:34.945 And I had very extravagant games. 06:35.125 --> 06:38.929 I could be in the bath for up to an hour and a half playing with them toys. 06:39.390 --> 06:41.672 Each corner would be a different room or area. 06:41.952 --> 06:45.576 Did you used to complain about getting in the bath, but once you were in, you couldn't be got out? 06:45.776 --> 06:49.100 Often, and I used to do the flannel as if it was the Loch Ness Monster. 06:49.320 --> 06:50.381 How'd you do that? 06:50.601 --> 06:58.329 Well, you just hold it, you pinch a corner and then you whisk it through the water like a kind of serpent, and then it would loom up and attack people on the edge of the bath. 06:58.409 --> 06:59.771 It was very exciting. 06:59.991 --> 07:03.495 Did you used to slide around causing tidal waves and tsunamis? 07:03.875 --> 07:04.336 Most death. 07:04.696 --> 07:05.116 Yeah. 07:05.537 --> 07:08.179 And then sometimes they were so violent they would... It'd slop over the edge. 07:08.199 --> 07:10.381 Slop over your parents to get absolutely furious. 07:10.601 --> 07:12.583 A big bucket of water slopping over the edge. 07:12.623 --> 07:15.105 Yeah, you'd have to mop it all up with the bath mat. 07:15.325 --> 07:17.347 Are you having baths with your brother there? 07:18.328 --> 07:18.488 What? 07:18.788 --> 07:19.208 In the past? 07:19.228 --> 07:20.009 What do you mean? 07:20.089 --> 07:20.929 Oh, there in the past? 07:20.949 --> 07:21.169 Yeah. 07:21.730 --> 07:23.190 When we were very small, yeah. 07:23.630 --> 07:25.051 And fights and friction there? 07:25.331 --> 07:26.632 There'd be no fights in the bath. 07:26.672 --> 07:27.552 That's very dangerous. 07:27.912 --> 07:29.273 You have to be very careful in the bath. 07:29.293 --> 07:33.235 There's always fights in the bath, because you battle about who gets the tap end, first of all. 07:33.275 --> 07:33.755 Do you think? 07:33.775 --> 07:34.435 Of course. 07:34.816 --> 07:37.277 I mean, that's not pole position by the taps there. 07:37.377 --> 07:37.957 Do you not think? 07:38.037 --> 07:39.758 Unless you want to control the... Exactly. 07:39.778 --> 07:41.539 You can control the flow of the Vassar. 07:41.739 --> 07:41.979 Yeah. 07:42.399 --> 07:44.342 Anyway, so keep those photographs coming in. 07:44.362 --> 07:45.604 A lot of fun baths. 07:45.684 --> 07:47.026 Keep them clean, obviously. 07:47.046 --> 07:48.508 There's another fun one. 07:48.528 --> 07:49.430 Karen and Ben. 07:49.450 --> 07:50.731 Ben, age 3, from Southsea. 07:50.752 --> 07:51.913 That is a very fun bath. 07:52.534 --> 07:56.660 I've never seen anyone have so much fun in the bath, and that guy, he's wearing a mink. 07:57.381 --> 07:59.983 coat and a baseball hat in the bath. 08:00.964 --> 08:01.864 That is fun. 08:02.305 --> 08:03.786 He looks like he's in a coffin, that guy. 08:04.066 --> 08:07.549 Oh, someone's done a happy shaving foam face on the side of the bath. 08:07.909 --> 08:10.771 I mean, this could be a record-breaking Black Squad. 08:10.791 --> 08:12.132 Quantity-wise, what are you aiming for? 08:12.172 --> 08:14.854 I mean, usually we get about, what is it, between 120 and 140? 08:15.215 --> 08:17.696 Are you hoping to smash the 150 barrier? 08:17.736 --> 08:24.301 Very much hoping that Black Squadron can help us smash the 150 barrier for fun bath photos today. 08:24.341 --> 08:25.202 That would be extraordinary. 08:26.623 --> 08:28.566 This is from Simon and Jancy in Hitchin. 08:28.626 --> 08:30.648 She's in the bath, she's playing Countdown. 08:31.649 --> 08:33.611 And look at that, she's got the Countdown board game. 08:34.012 --> 08:35.554 She's spelled out fun bath. 08:35.734 --> 08:36.495 Well, not really. 08:36.575 --> 08:38.397 She's spelled out fart bun. 08:39.997 --> 08:41.098 But it's early in the game. 08:41.198 --> 08:42.579 Farts belt F-A-H-T. 08:42.879 --> 08:43.220 Hard. 08:44.901 --> 08:45.442 Thanks for those. 08:45.522 --> 08:47.023 I've got a free play right now, listeners. 08:47.443 --> 08:49.545 And this is a bit of classic Roxy music. 08:49.765 --> 08:53.368 I heard this the other day, and it sounded amazingly ahead of its time. 08:53.589 --> 08:53.989 What is this? 08:54.209 --> 08:55.390 Mid-70s, I think? 08:55.850 --> 08:57.372 From their album, Siren. 08:57.572 --> 08:58.333 I'm not sure about that. 08:58.353 --> 08:59.273 I should have checked, I suppose. 08:59.453 --> 09:00.715 But this is Both Ends Burning. 09:01.135 --> 09:01.896 Um, yeah. 09:02.316 --> 09:03.077 A Norwegian wood. 09:03.417 --> 09:04.518 Norwegian wood, ya could ya. 09:06.172 --> 09:07.713 Who was the girl that presented that show? 09:07.753 --> 09:08.674 Wasn't it Kerry Katona? 09:08.694 --> 09:08.854 No. 09:08.874 --> 09:10.596 Did it have done that show? 09:10.716 --> 09:11.336 Woodja Kudja. 09:11.676 --> 09:14.959 That was presented by a worryingly thin girl, I seem to remember. 09:15.279 --> 09:16.140 Kerry Katona. 09:17.561 --> 09:21.404 That was, of course, The Beatals with Norwegian Wood. 09:23.806 --> 09:30.211 Paul McCartney, Sir Paul, will be the first guest of Lauren Laverne on her new six music show. 09:30.271 --> 09:31.111 Yes. 09:31.171 --> 09:33.813 From 10am on Monday morning, she'll be starting. 09:34.353 --> 09:36.515 I mean, that is a pretty good first guest. 09:37.055 --> 09:37.195 Yeah. 09:37.215 --> 09:38.717 How did she bag Sir Paul Macca? 09:39.437 --> 09:41.017 That's unbelievable, is she gone? 09:41.177 --> 09:44.478 Yeah, she's got tentacles... She does have tentacles, doesn't she? 09:44.878 --> 09:47.078 She's got a serious tentacle problem. 09:47.118 --> 09:48.339 She stuffed them in her shoes. 09:48.619 --> 09:50.819 I mean, I can't believe you mentioned her tentacles on air. 09:50.879 --> 09:53.119 Well, I'm sorry, but the world had to know at some point. 09:53.139 --> 09:53.899 You're friends with her. 09:53.940 --> 09:54.980 She's not going to be pleased about it. 09:55.000 --> 09:59.700 But her tentacles have extended... They've extended, don't make it worse. 09:59.741 --> 10:00.261 Hear me out. 10:00.321 --> 10:08.222 Her tentacles have extended from the holes in her shoes all through the media sphere and up the trouser legs of many famous people. 10:08.982 --> 10:10.803 including Sir Paul McCartney. 10:10.923 --> 10:15.946 One of her tentacles went up his trouser leg and wrapped round his little old thigh top. 10:19.327 --> 10:19.948 What happened then? 10:19.988 --> 10:20.668 It's like alien. 10:21.088 --> 10:23.349 Yeah, that's why he's in on Monday morning. 10:23.530 --> 10:23.970 Oh, I see. 10:24.330 --> 10:27.111 It's dragging him through London at the moment. 10:27.131 --> 10:28.992 So if you look out your window and see Paul McCartney. 10:29.152 --> 10:30.493 Hey, I've got a tentacle. 10:30.593 --> 10:31.273 What's going on? 10:31.313 --> 10:34.235 He drags past your window by one of Lauren Laverne's tentacles. 10:34.595 --> 10:35.435 That's what's happening. 10:37.297 --> 10:41.640 What a response to the Black Squadron command, particularly Dono in the bath on his bike. 10:41.680 --> 10:45.423 He's a young man who's actually, I repeat, in the bath on his bicycle. 10:45.463 --> 10:46.363 That is a fun bath. 10:46.463 --> 10:51.407 Camilla and Rihanna from Wantage have filled a bath with an amazing array of toys. 10:52.148 --> 11:01.975 And there's a photo from a couple of people called JB and Chapman Scoop that I believe is probably one they took earlier, a kind of a special photo project. 11:02.435 --> 11:09.159 because it's a beautifully laid out entanglement of nude limbs in a bath of kind of... Foliage and stuff. 11:09.179 --> 11:09.760 Foliage. 11:09.940 --> 11:20.827 Yes, it looks a bit like, you know, the lady in the lake, or... But it looks... Adam was thinking maybe they had actually thrown it together in response to the Black Squadron command, but I... You're suspicious because it looks too sophisticated. 11:20.847 --> 11:25.690 Suspicious would be the wrong word, but it looks like it's something they've spent a while arranging. 11:25.770 --> 11:26.711 Well, it's very impressive. 11:26.911 --> 11:31.254 We'd like to know if you just took that, or if it was indeed created beforehand. 11:31.778 --> 11:32.598 Anyway, thanks for all those. 11:32.618 --> 11:33.299 Keep them coming in. 11:33.319 --> 11:35.199 You've got a few minutes left, Black Squadron. 11:35.660 --> 11:43.062 So Paul McCartney-wise though, you may remember if you were listening last week that we were talking about having been... Was it last week or the week before even? 11:43.082 --> 11:43.963 The week before even. 11:44.163 --> 11:50.785 We were invited to switch on the lights at Stella McCartney's shop and we didn't do it in the end. 11:51.165 --> 11:54.227 Joe decided that he wasn't able to do it because it was... 11:55.507 --> 11:56.448 Too scary, right? 11:56.789 --> 11:59.212 Yeah, I've just got brain problems. 11:59.272 --> 12:00.213 You know what it was actually? 12:00.453 --> 12:03.557 I don't think I really focused on it properly. 12:04.057 --> 12:08.202 All I could think of was I get quite nervous at public events and that I couldn't deal with it. 12:08.563 --> 12:08.943 Exactly. 12:08.983 --> 12:13.369 Well, The Mighty Bush were invited to do the honours in the end. 12:13.809 --> 12:14.810 And they did a fabulous job. 12:14.830 --> 12:18.111 You may have seen pictures of them in the papers this week. 12:18.371 --> 12:28.555 But we got a message from Dave Brown, who Mighty Boosh fans will know plays Bolo and is part of the Mighty Boosh band and also the designer of a lot of their artworks. 12:28.575 --> 12:29.736 Isn't he someone's brother? 12:30.316 --> 12:31.197 Is he Noel's brother? 12:31.337 --> 12:32.998 No, no, no, that's Naboo. 12:33.899 --> 12:34.499 Oh, yeah. 12:35.039 --> 12:50.030 Dave Brown is a very talented guy, musical guy, and a designer guy, and also a polo guy, and he sent this message, Hi Adam and Joe just wanted to say a huge thank you to Joe for turning down Stella McCartney's invite to turn on her Christmas lights. 12:50.590 --> 12:57.135 If you had agreed, we wouldn't have been asked to do it, and we would have missed out on a night we will all remember for the rest of our lives. 12:57.635 --> 13:00.659 I'm so crammed full of anecdotes now I can barely breathe. 13:01.159 --> 13:04.363 Macca sends hugs to Adam obviously and not Joe. 13:04.703 --> 13:10.990 When I first mentioned your names, he screamed, no one turns down a McCartney and threw a mince pie at Joe Wood. 13:11.390 --> 13:14.493 I think just because he was so angry at that name. 13:15.895 --> 13:22.459 While we were getting ready to turn on Stella's lights, we overheard Sir Paul in the next room playing a song he'd obviously prepared for you two. 13:22.840 --> 13:26.762 We secretly recorded it shortly after he began weeping and smashing things up. 13:27.223 --> 13:31.145 Oh dear, Hope Corn on the cobbles is happy with himself. 13:31.606 --> 13:34.768 And here's the bit of music that he's sent in. 13:42.888 --> 13:44.228 So Paul's gone for Ben? 14:13.718 --> 14:14.259 Not trash. 14:14.599 --> 14:15.861 Oh my god. 14:16.342 --> 14:21.008 That's pretty amazing, isn't it? 14:21.028 --> 14:21.949 That's incredible. 14:22.851 --> 14:27.217 Sir Paul McCartney singing the retro text the nation theme. 14:27.357 --> 14:27.577 Yeah. 14:27.717 --> 14:28.719 Sorry, but my dreaming. 14:30.396 --> 14:30.776 No, you're not. 14:31.797 --> 14:33.097 That's absolutely phenomenal. 14:33.477 --> 14:36.519 So that's him in the next-door room while they were waiting to go on. 14:36.639 --> 14:37.419 Yeah, yeah. 14:37.759 --> 14:39.940 And he was very upset because we hadn't turned up. 14:40.101 --> 14:47.924 He was angry with you, but he decided to cheer himself up by singing his favourite jingle-jungle, which happens to be your retro-textination jingle. 14:47.984 --> 14:50.845 Thanks very much, Dave Brown, for sending out your... Oh, my God. 14:50.906 --> 14:54.827 He says, take care, lots of love from Dave, brackets, Bolo, and the rest of the Boosh Boys. 14:55.087 --> 14:55.848 That's incredible. 14:56.888 --> 14:57.749 So you missed out, man. 14:58.089 --> 14:58.889 You missed out on that. 14:59.069 --> 15:02.471 Missed out on dressing up like a woman and standing in a shop window. 15:02.611 --> 15:03.072 Hey! 15:04.192 --> 15:05.313 For Louise Redknapp. 15:07.014 --> 15:08.875 And her husband. 15:09.435 --> 15:11.556 And sexy Claudia Schiffer woman. 15:12.637 --> 15:16.899 And a lot of other people that I would have been very happy to dress like a woman for. 15:17.319 --> 15:19.220 I can get you to meet Claudia Schiffer, that's easy. 15:19.460 --> 15:19.700 Really? 15:20.000 --> 15:20.301 Yeah. 15:20.741 --> 15:21.841 Can you arrange it very quickly? 15:22.061 --> 15:22.362 Yeah. 15:22.582 --> 15:23.002 Alright then. 15:23.262 --> 15:24.743 Here's REM with stand. 15:28.337 --> 15:29.918 Double modulations there at the end. 15:30.078 --> 15:30.898 That's R.E.M. 15:30.958 --> 15:31.739 with Stand. 15:32.739 --> 15:34.800 And it's now time to stand down. 15:34.820 --> 15:36.060 Black Squadron. 15:36.160 --> 15:36.901 Black Squadron! 15:40.602 --> 15:41.443 Stand down. 15:41.543 --> 15:42.663 Your work is done. 15:42.683 --> 15:45.604 You've earned yourself a nice warm bath. 15:46.245 --> 15:48.186 And maybe a nice little bargain. 15:48.206 --> 15:49.086 Black Squadron! 15:51.671 --> 15:53.833 Wonder what the steps are gonna be like for this black squadron. 15:53.853 --> 15:57.777 I mean looks like a high number of responses Yeah, but is it over 150? 15:59.078 --> 16:02.041 Maybe not we'll find out after the news. 16:02.121 --> 16:02.261 It's 930. 16:02.582 --> 16:08.527 That's the cure jumping someone else's train This is Adam and Joe here on BBC six music. 16:08.567 --> 16:11.390 Thanks for joining us this Saturday morning Tiger Woods. 16:11.730 --> 16:12.211 Luckily. 16:12.351 --> 16:15.714 He's okay after his little fender bender out there and 16:16.014 --> 16:22.984 Which last night, producer James was saying it was on the news like it was some imminent death style crash for Tiger. 16:23.525 --> 16:27.271 But it turns out it was just that he hit a fire hydrant just outside his house. 16:27.751 --> 16:30.175 And then his wife smashed the window with the golf club. 16:31.297 --> 16:36.203 apparently trying to free him, but it sounds as if they were just having the mother of all barneys. 16:36.824 --> 16:39.647 And maybe she was arguing with him. 16:39.928 --> 16:40.989 He hit the fire hydrant. 16:41.289 --> 16:44.273 She gets out, smashes the window in fury with his nine iron. 16:44.834 --> 16:46.857 That's a little... The mother of all barneys. 16:46.997 --> 16:47.237 Yeah. 16:48.098 --> 17:01.650 the all barneys have the same mother uh she's must be very lovely and huge yeah she's very maternal with the big enormous enormous skirts big purple dinosaur yeah uh and she's the mother of all barneys 17:06.054 --> 17:07.775 I'm absolutely furious with you guys. 17:07.815 --> 17:26.933 Come on Barney, and you Barney, and you Barney, come on you, oh Barney, Barney, Barney, Barney, Barney, Barney, Barney, Barney, Barney, Barney, Barney, Barney, Barney, Barney, Barney, Barney, Barney, Barney, Barney, Barney, Barney, Barney, Barney, Barney, Barney, Barney, Barney, Barney, Barney, Barney, Barney, Barney, Barney, Barney, Barney, Barney, Barney, Barney, Barney, Barney, Barney, Barney, Barney, Barney, Barney, Barney, Barney, Barney, Barney, Barney, Barney, Barney, Barney. 17:28.181 --> 17:30.622 I was more interested by the mother of all parties. 17:30.642 --> 17:30.962 I know. 17:30.982 --> 17:34.022 I was trying to get things topical on the show, right? 17:34.042 --> 17:35.463 Little news item. 17:35.483 --> 17:36.743 What about the news item? 17:37.223 --> 17:41.584 So Joe just goes... Oh, that's why I'm here. 17:41.744 --> 17:44.065 That's exactly why I'm here. 17:44.085 --> 17:48.706 Torpedo, your topical tedium. 17:49.966 --> 17:52.847 I've got a special new type of warhead. 17:53.641 --> 17:55.062 It's a topical tedium warhead. 17:55.082 --> 17:55.842 It's a big purple warhead. 17:55.882 --> 17:59.143 I just sit at home launching it at Matthew Wright and the loose women. 18:00.323 --> 18:01.464 That's what I've practiced it on. 18:02.064 --> 18:05.745 Now that I've honed it, I've launched several into your... Pottom. 18:06.485 --> 18:07.026 My Pottom? 18:07.226 --> 18:09.766 Pottom, yeah, with a P. You could have talked about anything. 18:09.806 --> 18:10.747 It didn't have to be. 18:10.767 --> 18:18.790 It was a fun, very broad, topical... Well, but not broad enough to include Barney, Barney, Barney, Barney, Barney! 18:21.314 --> 18:21.854 Alright then. 18:22.154 --> 18:25.095 Listen, we're gonna have Retro Text the Nation in just a second. 18:25.475 --> 18:27.656 We'll be unveiling the nation's favourite jingle. 18:27.776 --> 18:29.756 Sir Paul McCartney's favourite jingle, no less. 18:30.076 --> 18:30.457 Wow. 18:31.117 --> 18:32.497 And sudden new accolades. 18:32.597 --> 18:33.457 Two new accolades. 18:33.497 --> 18:37.499 The nation's favourite jingle and Sir Paul McCartney's favourite jingle. 18:37.519 --> 18:38.279 That's incredible. 18:38.439 --> 18:38.639 Yeah. 18:39.019 --> 18:39.919 I'm fine, I'm fine with it. 18:40.399 --> 18:41.139 Absolutely fine with it. 18:41.459 --> 18:42.100 Comes to terms with it. 18:42.320 --> 18:43.860 Here's the Arctic Monkeys with Cornerstone. 18:44.160 --> 18:47.921 That was the Arctic Monkeys with Cornerstone. 18:48.341 --> 18:50.881 Adam and Joe here on BBC 6 Music. 18:51.301 --> 18:52.181 Let's play the jingle! 18:52.921 --> 19:07.444 I like to listen to Adam and John But I listen to the podcast, not the live show I used to feel a cute frustration Because I couldn't join in with Tex the nation 19:08.124 --> 19:22.625 But now my troubles have disappeared Because red's road takes big nations here And now my letter might be read out Instead of thrown in the bin and forgotten about 19:24.744 --> 19:41.050 And Retro Text the Nation listeners last week was all about being overly honest, saying things that are very truthful and very blunt that you think will, you know, do good, clear the air, something you think you should say out loud, but that turns out to be a terrible misstep. 19:41.390 --> 19:45.951 Yeah, all times where you just feel like, you've got to say what's on your mind, you know? 19:46.131 --> 19:46.972 Is that Kim again? 19:47.112 --> 19:47.352 Yeah. 19:47.832 --> 19:49.973 No, Kim's more like, I've got to say what's on my mind, lovey. 19:50.293 --> 19:51.013 I've got to do it, dearie. 19:51.353 --> 19:52.474 I'm sorry, that's just the way I am. 19:52.574 --> 19:53.494 Who was that then before? 19:53.991 --> 19:55.492 I've got to say what's on my mind. 19:55.512 --> 19:58.114 That's the lady in the queue at Pleasurewood Hills. 19:58.295 --> 20:00.136 That sounds like the League of Gentlemen lady. 20:00.396 --> 20:01.838 Yes, that's exactly right. 20:03.459 --> 20:05.701 So we got a good response to this during the week. 20:05.961 --> 20:09.264 I'll kick off things if that's okay with you, Joe. 20:09.464 --> 20:10.104 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 20:10.925 --> 20:13.487 Here is one from... I love it when you use footballalisms. 20:14.628 --> 20:15.188 kick things off. 20:15.228 --> 20:15.489 Yeah. 20:15.809 --> 20:18.511 I mean, that is not specifically a football, isn't it? 20:18.531 --> 20:19.271 In my mind it is. 20:19.291 --> 20:19.631 Is it? 20:19.651 --> 20:21.412 Yeah, everything gravitates to footy in my mind. 20:21.973 --> 20:23.074 You love the foot and the ball. 20:23.094 --> 20:23.654 I love the football. 20:24.014 --> 20:25.355 Here's one from anonymous Andrew. 20:26.796 --> 20:30.498 Adam and Joe, this summer I was at Glastonbury and met a lovely young lady. 20:30.899 --> 20:35.862 We got along just great and lost ourselves in a whirlwind of festival romance and irresponsibility. 20:36.342 --> 20:40.145 However, when we got back to London, I soon realised it wasn't meant to be. 20:40.865 --> 20:41.786 So it was broken off. 20:42.226 --> 20:49.751 Towards the end of our six-week long relationship, we were eating dinner in a pub, and she asked me, do you think I'm boring? 20:50.451 --> 20:51.392 I hesitated. 20:52.312 --> 20:55.134 Instantly, she knew that part of me did think this. 20:55.674 --> 20:58.716 I wasn't being mean or brutal, I'm just a useless liar. 20:59.117 --> 21:00.337 The thing is, she's not boring. 21:00.597 --> 21:03.119 I just tend to zone out whenever she talks to me. 21:03.659 --> 21:06.281 The amazing thing was that she wasn't at all upset. 21:06.621 --> 21:09.223 I'd be really put out, but she just carried on talking. 21:09.403 --> 21:11.165 Much like I'm doing now, he says. 21:12.025 --> 21:13.547 Peace and love, Anonymous Andrew. 21:13.667 --> 21:14.448 Wow. 21:14.928 --> 21:15.749 Two kisses and two hugs. 21:15.769 --> 21:17.190 Do you think that means she was boring? 21:17.731 --> 21:18.051 Yeah. 21:18.331 --> 21:18.892 Do you think? 21:19.152 --> 21:19.592 Surely. 21:19.673 --> 21:20.333 How rude. 21:20.673 --> 21:23.016 But I mean, she must have been very sexy. 21:23.736 --> 21:28.921 Do you think if you ask someone a question and they leave a pause to think, that means yes or no? 21:29.782 --> 21:31.984 Oh, it usually means what you don't want to hear. 21:32.564 --> 21:34.046 It means they've got doubts, doesn't it? 21:34.086 --> 21:35.307 Otherwise they wouldn't be thinking. 21:35.807 --> 21:38.250 They're trying to think of the best way of telling you. 21:38.330 --> 21:41.333 But in that context, it was if you ask someone, do you think I'm boring? 21:41.653 --> 21:42.374 And they pause. 21:42.855 --> 21:44.216 It means the other thing. 21:44.236 --> 21:46.098 It means you are, because they're thinking about it. 21:46.158 --> 21:46.378 Yeah. 21:46.639 --> 21:47.960 Well, it's a tough question to ask. 21:48.020 --> 21:49.922 I mean, it's a dark question. 21:50.102 --> 21:51.924 They're just thinking, how boring are you? 21:51.944 --> 21:54.106 Are you above normal boring? 21:54.627 --> 21:55.508 That's what he's thinking, isn't it? 21:55.528 --> 21:57.910 Probably what he was thinking is, of course you're boring, please. 21:58.010 --> 21:58.991 You are so sexy. 21:59.031 --> 22:02.714 And by just carrying on talking, does that mean she is boring? 22:02.794 --> 22:05.916 Because she doesn't mind that she's been accused of being boring. 22:05.957 --> 22:07.077 She's taking it in her stride. 22:07.117 --> 22:09.780 Yeah, because she probably thinks, well, at least I'm sexy. 22:10.380 --> 22:11.081 But she's hot. 22:11.341 --> 22:11.621 Yeah. 22:11.821 --> 22:12.342 Bound to be. 22:12.402 --> 22:22.250 I mean, that's why they lasted as long as they did in six weeks, probably because he was just, he'd shut most of his primary brain functions down and just get the saucy ones going. 22:22.270 --> 22:24.131 You know, you make me think about football again. 22:25.552 --> 22:26.113 Primary brain. 22:26.153 --> 22:27.274 Do you want me to read another one? 22:27.674 --> 22:28.655 Yeah, I've got some though. 22:28.775 --> 22:29.035 Okay. 22:30.396 --> 22:34.380 Here is one from somebody called Jess Bags. 22:34.920 --> 22:35.481 Jess Bags. 22:35.741 --> 22:44.148 As a teenager at school, I was very sensitive about my appearance, especially the slight dimple in the end of my nose, which my parents always assured me was cute. 22:45.149 --> 22:46.330 are not that noticeable. 22:46.770 --> 22:48.691 I believed them, as no one had ever commented on it. 22:49.291 --> 22:53.633 One day, after a PE lesson, a girl in my class came up to me and said, all right, bum nose. 22:54.994 --> 22:58.176 I slapped her in the face and skived the rest of the day. 22:58.436 --> 23:00.657 P.S., I'm not proud of my reaction to her honesty. 23:00.697 --> 23:02.498 I'm still very sensitive about my nose. 23:02.798 --> 23:04.619 I think your nose sounds absolutely beautiful. 23:04.959 --> 23:05.619 Yeah, exactly. 23:05.659 --> 23:07.820 It's nice to have the little cleft at the end of the nose there. 23:07.920 --> 23:08.901 She slapped her, though. 23:09.696 --> 23:10.937 Yeah, you deserve a slap for that. 23:10.957 --> 23:14.558 A sudden physical response from a violent response. 23:14.598 --> 23:15.659 Have you ever slapped anybody? 23:16.059 --> 23:17.420 No, man, don't slap people. 23:17.440 --> 23:18.380 You've never done it, ever. 23:18.400 --> 23:19.140 No, no, no, no, no. 23:19.160 --> 23:19.280 Really? 23:19.300 --> 23:20.381 No, there's no slapping people. 23:20.401 --> 23:21.541 You're not in a fit of peak. 23:22.062 --> 23:25.843 No, I don't resort to physical violence in a fit of... Yeah, you do. 23:25.903 --> 23:26.724 No, I don't, man. 23:27.244 --> 23:32.006 The worst physical... fluffies, flurries, scurvish... Scurvish. 23:33.667 --> 23:39.352 was probably you and I when we argued about the snowball throwing incident when we were about 15. 23:39.392 --> 23:40.593 Do you remember that? 23:41.074 --> 23:42.275 You slapped me so hard. 23:42.335 --> 23:43.036 I didn't slap you. 23:43.056 --> 23:43.796 I pushed you. 23:44.036 --> 23:45.438 That was just convenient for my argument. 23:45.478 --> 23:46.619 No, no, you pushed me. 23:46.859 --> 23:47.600 I never did. 23:48.000 --> 23:48.961 You got really angry about it. 23:48.981 --> 23:49.802 Oh, it's going to happen again. 23:49.822 --> 23:50.822 He pushed me. 23:50.943 --> 23:51.683 From the past. 23:51.883 --> 23:52.624 No, no slapping. 23:52.644 --> 23:53.445 I don't like slapping. 23:53.625 --> 23:55.707 And women that slap, I don't appreciate that either. 23:55.747 --> 23:56.588 I've been slapped. 23:57.168 --> 23:57.749 a couple of times. 23:57.769 --> 24:00.752 Well then you're dissing Jess Bags there because she'd done a slap. 24:00.852 --> 24:02.613 So do you think that's a justified slap? 24:02.674 --> 24:03.895 No, that's from Jess Bags. 24:04.035 --> 24:05.436 Yeah, a justifiable slap. 24:05.576 --> 24:06.737 Bum nose, you get a little slap. 24:06.918 --> 24:07.118 Yeah. 24:07.498 --> 24:08.079 All right. 24:08.259 --> 24:11.042 So if anyone calls me bum nose, that's what's coming to you. 24:11.702 --> 24:17.748 Here's a message right now from... I love that guy. 24:18.108 --> 24:18.369 Yeah. 24:18.489 --> 24:20.391 This is how you pronounce his name. 24:20.511 --> 24:21.612 He's a little robot guy. 24:22.426 --> 24:23.386 Uh, sorry about this. 24:23.486 --> 24:24.067 Can you fill, Joe? 24:24.087 --> 24:24.287 Fill. 24:24.907 --> 24:27.908 Uh, hey, this is Adam and Joe on BBC Six Music. 24:27.968 --> 24:28.368 Here we go. 24:28.628 --> 24:28.968 Well done. 24:29.028 --> 24:29.648 Nicely filled. 24:29.688 --> 24:30.048 Thanks. 24:30.288 --> 24:32.909 This is from de de de de de, Martin Scofield. 24:33.229 --> 24:33.989 Hi, Adam and Joe. 24:34.489 --> 24:41.611 While enjoying a romantic meal with my girlfriend to celebrate nine years together, she started to tell me how compatible we were. 24:41.952 --> 24:42.512 I agreed. 24:42.832 --> 24:48.253 And having had a few drinks, I said, yeah, because you're about a six out of 10 on the good looking scale. 24:48.473 --> 24:50.274 And I'm about a six out of 10 as well. 24:50.874 --> 24:51.655 Her face dropped. 24:51.975 --> 24:52.576 What do you mean? 24:53.217 --> 24:55.519 I thought that I was a 10. 24:55.980 --> 24:57.401 Oh, I do, I quickly replied. 24:57.882 --> 25:03.047 What I mean is that other people would probably think you're about a 6, but of course I don't. 25:03.107 --> 25:03.908 I think you're a 10. 25:04.349 --> 25:05.550 The meal was completely ruined. 25:05.870 --> 25:10.155 Secretly, I thought that we were both about a 7, but I didn't want to appear big headed. 25:10.495 --> 25:11.436 Martin Scofield. 25:13.553 --> 25:14.954 Wow, that's confusing, isn't it? 25:15.114 --> 25:16.875 He's got- He's scrambled my brains. 25:16.935 --> 25:18.895 You're thinking too little of yourself, Martin. 25:18.915 --> 25:26.319 That's a little bit like that show that Jimmy Carr used to host where people would sort of rate the attractiveness of couples and whether they should be together or not. 25:26.839 --> 25:27.119 But yeah. 25:27.139 --> 25:30.861 I mean, the general thing we're learning here is honesty is a bad policy. 25:31.121 --> 25:31.601 I think so. 25:31.881 --> 25:35.543 In masses of looks or things that are important to a relationship. 25:35.683 --> 25:36.684 It's a tough thing, though, isn't it? 25:36.704 --> 25:45.388 Because I can totally see that when you're out with your girlfriend, you're celebrating nine years together, you feel your relationship is strong and it's fun to be honest with each other as well. 25:45.428 --> 25:49.991 You know, it's nice to feel you're on a equal mental footing with your partner. 25:50.031 --> 25:55.394 So you want to say everything to them sometimes, but often they don't want to hear absolutely everything. 25:56.294 --> 25:57.554 Now, what's that guy's name again? 25:57.775 --> 25:58.575 Martin Scofield. 25:58.735 --> 26:00.215 What was the thing before his name, though? 26:00.635 --> 26:02.496 Oh, yeah. 26:02.796 --> 26:05.436 So does he go around with sort of some trumpeters? 26:05.696 --> 26:06.157 Yeah, he does. 26:06.317 --> 26:10.438 And every time he comes into a room, they play a little fanfare. 26:10.498 --> 26:16.639 Or does he have like a car horn attached to his coat and he activates it every time he walks into a room? 26:16.939 --> 26:17.539 What's his name again? 26:17.559 --> 26:18.680 Martin Scofield. 26:19.240 --> 26:20.300 Martin Scofield. 26:20.700 --> 26:21.661 No, he says it himself. 26:21.981 --> 26:24.222 Even when he's signing checks and stuff, he has to do it. 26:24.362 --> 26:25.103 It's embarrassing. 26:25.303 --> 26:25.823 Is it? 26:25.863 --> 26:26.423 He's at the bank. 26:28.825 --> 26:29.625 Martin Scoville. 26:30.846 --> 26:32.207 Is it written on his name? 26:32.787 --> 26:33.867 No, no, he just makes the noise. 26:33.907 --> 26:35.388 Just the noise, yeah. 26:36.129 --> 26:43.153 Listen, I was thinking, because we've got a few more good messages, right, but let's do another retro text the nation later on in the show. 26:43.633 --> 26:47.115 But right now, we've got a free play from Joe and I can't help noticing 26:47.375 --> 26:54.339 Yeah, last week you were reading out, we both read out an email from a gentleman who'd produced a Thompson Twins album, telling us a wonderful anecdote. 26:54.819 --> 26:58.081 Adam Buxton, you were disparaging about the work of the twins. 26:58.181 --> 27:02.244 I said it was impossible to pick out a song from the Thompsons that bears up. 27:03.244 --> 27:04.425 Ah, well then listen to this. 27:04.445 --> 27:05.345 That you would play on the radio. 27:05.365 --> 27:07.227 This is from Quick Step and Sidekick. 27:07.247 --> 27:08.227 When was that album released? 27:08.287 --> 27:08.887 About 1983, would you say? 27:08.948 --> 27:08.887 82, 83. 27:09.048 --> 27:09.548 82, 83. 27:09.108 --> 27:09.548 It was actually 83. 27:09.588 --> 27:10.749 This is called Love on Your Side. 27:10.769 --> 27:11.149 Rap boy, rap. 27:17.072 --> 27:17.272 Mm-hmm. 27:17.753 --> 27:18.573 You love that bit, don't you? 27:19.034 --> 27:19.934 I just do like that bit. 27:19.974 --> 27:24.558 You can't get angry with people from the past for being dated. 27:24.858 --> 27:26.860 I think I've never seen you more furious. 27:27.440 --> 27:28.421 You're out of control. 27:28.541 --> 27:30.162 You love the Thompson twins. 27:30.322 --> 27:31.263 We used to love them. 27:31.703 --> 27:36.407 They're what bonded us together when we first met, and now you're dismissing them. 27:36.807 --> 27:38.568 It's very disloyal, I must say, what I'm saying. 27:38.588 --> 27:39.589 It is very disloyal. 27:39.629 --> 27:41.090 But I still got a very soft spot for them. 27:41.130 --> 27:43.031 Especially when their producer listens to our program. 27:43.052 --> 27:43.612 Yeah, I know. 27:43.792 --> 27:44.872 But he's produced other things. 27:44.892 --> 27:46.293 He's not Mr. Thompson Twins. 27:46.413 --> 27:49.774 Yeah, but what else could possibly compare to that? 27:49.894 --> 27:53.636 Look, I'm sure he still feels as fondly about them as I do. 27:53.656 --> 27:59.858 I'm just saying that it's hard to pick out a set of Thompson Twins songs that you want to play on a radio show. 27:59.878 --> 28:00.818 No, you're doing it again. 28:00.838 --> 28:02.299 I was going to pick three. 28:02.479 --> 28:05.220 Next week I'm going to have to do three Thompson Twins tracks. 28:05.460 --> 28:06.060 Oh my goodness. 28:06.360 --> 28:06.940 Here's a trial. 28:07.081 --> 28:07.581 Very nice. 28:07.621 --> 28:11.484 That's Wilco from their new album, which is also called Wilco. 28:11.924 --> 28:13.105 You never know, it's the track. 28:13.425 --> 28:15.406 And I went to see them live the other day. 28:15.967 --> 28:16.267 Wow. 28:16.407 --> 28:21.551 They are really good because there's about seven or eight of them in that band and they make an extraordinary noise. 28:21.571 --> 28:22.351 The more the merrier. 28:22.431 --> 28:22.812 Yeah. 28:22.952 --> 28:23.132 What? 28:23.192 --> 28:23.752 They are extraordinary. 28:23.792 --> 28:26.695 If you ever get the chance to see them, I would grab it with both hands. 28:27.375 --> 28:34.040 So this week, Adam Buxton, I went to the royal premiere, the royal film performance of The Lovely Bones. 28:34.761 --> 28:36.563 Oh, who did you? 28:36.743 --> 28:37.865 Yes, I did indeed. 28:38.566 --> 28:40.628 I got all dressed up in a lovely new suit. 28:41.529 --> 28:42.511 And I wore trainers. 28:43.091 --> 28:44.053 Did you? 28:44.073 --> 28:48.499 I had a bit of a confrontation with my lady partner about whether I should wear trainers to a royal event. 28:48.519 --> 28:49.680 They were very nice trainers. 28:50.641 --> 28:52.123 She didn't think I should. 28:52.803 --> 28:53.624 I thought I should. 28:53.664 --> 28:55.146 Polished black shoes, I think. 28:55.206 --> 28:58.970 Nah, went for some pair of vans with turquoise laces. 28:59.090 --> 29:01.172 They were black, but they looked cool. 29:01.793 --> 29:02.774 And anyway, nobody cared. 29:02.894 --> 29:04.936 You've been hanging out with too many hipsters, young man. 29:04.976 --> 29:06.278 No one was looking, really. 29:06.938 --> 29:08.180 No one could see them from a distance. 29:08.940 --> 29:10.301 Anyway, it was a very exciting event. 29:10.341 --> 29:15.084 It was in the company of Prince Charles and Lady Camilla, the royal couple, as they're known. 29:16.065 --> 29:17.566 And they turned up at the cinema. 29:17.606 --> 29:18.887 It was at the Odeon Leicester Square. 29:18.927 --> 29:20.848 It was a very lavishly appointed occasion. 29:22.309 --> 29:24.291 But I must say, I felt very strong 29:25.131 --> 29:26.772 anarchist feelings. 29:27.073 --> 29:27.573 Did you? 29:27.853 --> 29:28.313 Within me. 29:28.413 --> 29:29.274 So I tell you why. 29:29.574 --> 29:29.734 Why? 29:29.995 --> 29:36.279 Well, when you go to premieres like that, you sit in the cinema and they project film of everyone arriving on the big screen. 29:36.299 --> 29:36.699 That's right. 29:36.900 --> 29:39.001 Because the preamble is very long. 29:39.421 --> 29:47.047 You know, all the all the celebrity famous people arrive and then the cast of the film arrive and they have to talk to the press along the red carpet and stuff. 29:47.127 --> 29:48.148 Then Joe Cornish arrives. 29:48.168 --> 29:50.449 So Cornish arrives and everyone goes, dad, dad, dad, dad. 29:50.670 --> 29:51.730 Was that what it was? 29:52.791 --> 29:53.051 Yeah. 29:53.391 --> 29:54.732 Mike Scofield. 29:54.812 --> 29:56.874 Yeah, no one cared about me, which is good. 29:57.034 --> 29:58.495 Joe Cornish arriving in his vans. 29:59.395 --> 30:01.316 Mike Scofield on the red carpet set. 30:01.757 --> 30:10.162 It's a long preamble, and so you end up sitting there for about an hour, probably, before the film actually starts, listening to Edith Bowman talking you through... Good times. 30:10.842 --> 30:38.156 celebrities arriving and then of course when it's royal it takes even longer because lady lady Camilla and Prince Charles have to talk to all the people who've made the film yeah and they show you that they can't actually show you what they're saying because it's private they can't show you the front of Prince Charles's face in case you lip read what he says so you have to so it's just silent footage of Prince Charles meeting various dignitaries yes exactly and Edith Bowman saying and yes 30:39.117 --> 30:44.803 Sir Tommy Tarnips, the Chairman of the Screen Benevolent Fund, or something, which is, that was my scotch accent, that was good, wasn't it? 30:44.883 --> 30:46.565 You dropped the accent after all. 30:46.605 --> 30:47.926 I did, I did, I panicked. 30:49.347 --> 31:00.779 And here's the Chairman of the Royal Society for the Prince Charlie of Scotland, and there he is, talking to Susan Sarndell. 31:01.539 --> 31:11.287 Anyway, so there's about an hour of preamble and then the film starts and one feels a bit silly anyway, all dressed up to the nines in row C of the circle of the Odeon Leicester Square, you know. 31:11.307 --> 31:12.168 Do you know what I mean? 31:12.188 --> 31:14.409 There's something a bit weird about dressing up to go to the cinema. 31:14.710 --> 31:15.390 Yeah, I suppose. 31:15.911 --> 31:17.232 No, it's not like the theatre role. 31:17.372 --> 31:17.912 It's a bit different. 31:18.172 --> 31:20.454 Anyway, so the film was amazing. 31:20.614 --> 31:24.337 It was about two hours and 20 minutes long, very absorbing and exciting and suspenseful. 31:24.858 --> 31:29.702 But then at the end, we weren't allowed to leave because you can't leave until the royal couple leave. 31:30.382 --> 31:47.286 so you have to sit there and watch all the credits and it's a big involved film so there were lots of credits that went on for a long time then Prince Charles and Camilla stand up and very quite slowly they start making their way out yeah and they start talking to everyone on the way out as well like talking to David Putnam yeah 31:47.426 --> 31:49.908 And you're sitting there, oh, come on, I need to go to the loo. 31:49.928 --> 31:52.049 Like, everyone really needed to go to the loo. 31:52.129 --> 31:52.530 Two hours. 31:52.550 --> 31:54.711 You're not even allowed to nip out to the lavi before, J. No, no. 31:54.811 --> 31:56.172 People tried to get out to the lavi. 31:56.412 --> 31:58.454 The Odeon security guards were holding them back. 31:58.474 --> 31:58.554 What? 31:58.874 --> 31:59.795 It was like kettling. 32:00.255 --> 32:02.296 It was like the G20 all over again. 32:02.356 --> 32:02.757 Nah, mate. 32:02.797 --> 32:04.578 Not until Charles and Lady Gaga have gone. 32:04.638 --> 32:11.663 Charles and Lady Gaga took so long to leave the cinema that literally there was an atmosphere of an anarchistic rebellion. 32:11.903 --> 32:15.466 They let the entire stalls leave, because there were no royals in the stalls. 32:15.826 --> 32:21.111 But the upper circle were all being held back for about 20 minutes after the end of the film. 32:21.531 --> 32:23.152 And I very nearly caused a stink. 32:23.713 --> 32:25.314 Did you do a little fart? 32:25.334 --> 32:35.783 I just, inside me, I had a kind of a Guy Fawkes-style urge to run forward and just shout and scream and push past Prince Charles and just barge out. 32:35.823 --> 32:36.243 I wish you had. 32:36.263 --> 32:37.804 You would have been wrestled to the ground so quickly. 32:37.824 --> 32:39.706 Do you think I would have made the papers, wouldn't I? 32:40.146 --> 32:40.866 It wasn't just me. 32:40.906 --> 32:43.067 There was a real sense of, look, this has gone too far. 32:44.487 --> 32:47.228 You know that you can't keep people hemmed in like this. 32:47.308 --> 32:51.910 Of course, now in retrospect, I realize it's very important to stand on royal protocol. 32:52.230 --> 33:02.233 I have huge respect for the royal family and it would have been terrible, but I couldn't help but feeling as if I wanted to shout fire in a crowded room. 33:02.253 --> 33:03.234 Do you know what I mean? 33:03.394 --> 33:04.074 What's that saying? 33:05.454 --> 33:17.420 That's it shot fire in a crowd right there you go something like that something like that Wow, I'm glad that you didn't in a way because I wouldn't want you to go to jail and stuff Would you think you'd go to jail for that you would wouldn't you you'd go to the cells? 33:17.460 --> 33:20.942 Yeah, if you especially if what were you proposing rushing him? 33:21.583 --> 33:26.285 No, I would have just pushed Bruce Lee past You'd get more than a slap on the wrist for that 33:26.585 --> 33:26.805 Yeah. 33:56.445 --> 33:56.886 woman like. 33:58.788 --> 33:59.189 Get out! 33:59.209 --> 34:01.251 What are you doing? 34:01.291 --> 34:05.116 You drooled all the way down my face there, Regina. 34:05.517 --> 34:06.418 Goodness sake. 34:06.798 --> 34:08.701 Now this week I went to Amsterdam. 34:09.081 --> 34:10.383 You've been to Amsterdam, right? 34:10.423 --> 34:11.464 Sure I've been to Amsterdam. 34:11.665 --> 34:12.586 You love it in Amsterdam. 34:12.686 --> 34:14.388 I like the area that they call the spwee. 34:15.189 --> 34:16.550 Oh, I don't even know what the spree is. 34:16.670 --> 34:17.311 It's very nice. 34:17.591 --> 34:19.492 Yeah, I was only there like a day and a half. 34:19.532 --> 34:23.075 I had a gig out there and me and my wife went out and... Good one. 34:23.195 --> 34:23.775 ...wanted around for dinner. 34:23.795 --> 34:25.516 You don't want to take the wife to the dam. 34:25.536 --> 34:26.117 No. 34:27.257 --> 34:29.559 That's very canned to intuitive, mate. 34:30.059 --> 34:31.100 Well, I thought I should, mate. 34:31.160 --> 34:32.421 A place for men to go alone. 34:32.441 --> 34:33.902 I thought I should take the wife. 34:34.102 --> 34:34.602 otherwise. 34:34.682 --> 34:35.783 No, it's a very romantic place. 34:35.803 --> 34:36.103 Who knows? 34:36.123 --> 34:37.524 I've been with my lady partner many times. 34:37.585 --> 34:38.525 It's very romantic. 34:38.645 --> 34:43.549 If you choose the right areas, if you choose the wrong areas, it can be extremely unromantic. 34:43.589 --> 34:46.311 Well, we strolled through all the wrong areas as well as the right areas. 34:46.331 --> 34:46.591 Did you? 34:46.691 --> 34:47.291 Just have a look. 34:47.311 --> 34:48.212 You know, you've got to do that. 34:48.492 --> 34:49.233 I've got you a gift. 34:49.933 --> 34:50.614 Oh, look at that. 34:50.674 --> 34:51.754 It's a kind of a sandwich. 34:51.794 --> 34:52.715 Well, it says on the top. 34:53.055 --> 34:54.716 Strouperkin-ken. 34:55.077 --> 34:56.057 Strouperkochen. 34:56.438 --> 34:57.819 Strouperkochen. 34:59.280 --> 35:00.681 That's a good name for a biscuit, though, isn't it? 35:00.701 --> 35:01.301 Are they cheesy? 35:01.561 --> 35:02.402 Strouperkochen. 35:02.742 --> 35:04.343 No, I think they're like caramel biscuits. 35:04.403 --> 35:04.823 Let's have one. 35:04.843 --> 35:06.244 They look absolutely delicious. 35:06.304 --> 35:06.664 Come on. 35:06.684 --> 35:09.886 I saw them in the airport and I thought, ooh, I'll have those. 35:10.286 --> 35:17.550 But anyway, on the way out, right, we flew from Norwich Airport, which is our local airport, because it's Norwich International Airport. 35:17.570 --> 35:19.391 There's a lot of fun destinations you can get to. 35:19.691 --> 35:20.172 That's cool. 35:20.192 --> 35:21.172 So it was really nice. 35:21.192 --> 35:23.353 You know, it was only 15 minutes away from our house. 35:23.373 --> 35:23.894 We drove there. 35:24.674 --> 35:25.514 We're all excited about it. 35:25.535 --> 35:28.656 We get to the airport and the airport's practically empty. 35:28.676 --> 35:31.858 There's only about five people wandering around this small airport, right? 35:31.898 --> 35:35.399 So it's a totally... It almost felt like we were flying on a private jet or something. 35:35.479 --> 35:36.340 How's the stroop coke? 35:37.000 --> 35:37.200 Mmm. 35:37.260 --> 35:37.640 Quite nice? 35:38.021 --> 35:43.043 It's strooping my coke and... My coke and it's never been so sorry. 35:43.063 --> 35:43.643 It's strooped. 35:45.144 --> 35:46.345 It looks delicious. 35:47.246 --> 35:51.028 So we get there and we check in, super simple check in. 35:51.048 --> 35:55.991 You know, we're about an hour and a half early and the whole thing was over and done with our bags. 35:56.032 --> 36:00.715 We're on the conveyor belt and we had an hour and a half to kill before our plane was due to take off. 36:00.755 --> 36:04.917 So we go and we sit down in the calf and read a mag and have a hot chocolate or whatever. 36:05.198 --> 36:11.982 There's a group of lads sitting next to us that look as if they are definitely bound for Amsterdam, a bit of male football type fun in Amsterdam. 36:12.022 --> 36:12.743 They're all sat there. 36:13.643 --> 36:23.848 So, you know, yeah, we just sit there and you know while the time away and then and then We're thinking like where's the plane and then we see the plane coming in outside. 36:23.888 --> 36:29.170 They're unloading the bags Oh, that's probably our plane there and then it's like are we supposed to be boarding around now? 36:29.190 --> 36:29.770 It's taking a lot. 36:29.791 --> 36:32.112 You have to you have to do it yourself at small airports. 36:32.152 --> 36:32.752 Don't you? 36:33.892 --> 36:39.715 I wish you'd been there to tell me that they don't they don't sort of lead spoon feed you at the smaller airports 36:39.835 --> 36:40.675 at the smaller airport. 36:40.715 --> 36:41.816 Well, this was a thing. 36:41.836 --> 36:48.137 So we'd been lulled into a false sense of security, not only by the fact that there was this gang of lads who were there, who we assumed would be on the same flight. 36:48.157 --> 36:48.918 On the same flight, yeah. 36:49.118 --> 36:50.158 So they weren't doing anything. 36:50.198 --> 36:51.158 So we weren't doing anything. 36:51.578 --> 36:54.459 Also, they were making other announcements over the Tanoi. 36:55.099 --> 36:59.201 Yeah, helicopter flight TG-1 is now ready for embarking. 36:59.221 --> 37:00.241 That's my job, that's my job of flight. 37:00.481 --> 37:06.224 So they were doing helicopter announcements, but they didn't do a boarding announcement for our Amsterdam plane. 37:06.324 --> 37:13.647 Suddenly, over the Tannoy, we hear, would passengers, Buxton, please go to the departure gate immediately. 37:13.727 --> 37:17.609 Your flight is ready to take off, and we are about to remove your bags. 37:17.629 --> 37:18.910 How humiliating. 37:19.170 --> 37:20.250 So we're like, what? 37:21.071 --> 37:21.991 Jump up immediately. 37:22.111 --> 37:24.252 Immediately I'm in shaking defensive mode. 37:24.272 --> 37:26.113 Because, you know, no one's made an announcement. 37:26.233 --> 37:27.194 We weren't told about this. 37:27.814 --> 37:34.076 So we run over to the security gate, and then suddenly you realise how many things you have to do before you actually get to the gate. 37:34.116 --> 37:35.256 Gotta go through security, all that. 37:35.496 --> 37:39.117 Not only that, but now... The whole plane's waiting. 37:39.717 --> 37:43.158 Every single person in Norwich Airport looks furious with us personally. 37:43.198 --> 37:43.518 Quite right. 37:43.538 --> 37:44.819 Come on, they say, literally. 37:45.079 --> 37:46.179 Come on, hurry up! 37:46.259 --> 37:47.640 This old woman is shouting at us. 37:48.880 --> 37:50.380 Where's your security ticket? 37:50.861 --> 37:51.101 What? 37:51.301 --> 37:52.121 Security ticket? 37:52.501 --> 37:53.862 I've never heard of this before. 37:54.062 --> 37:57.525 You have to put your boarding pass into a machine. 37:57.645 --> 37:57.946 Yes. 37:57.986 --> 38:00.748 Pay a fiver each to go through security. 38:00.768 --> 38:01.048 What? 38:01.068 --> 38:01.789 Have you ever heard of that? 38:01.849 --> 38:02.029 No. 38:02.309 --> 38:03.770 You have to do that at Norwich Airport. 38:04.191 --> 38:08.194 So we do that, we're literally dropping coins, trying to stuff them into the machine. 38:08.214 --> 38:09.275 People say, hurry up! 38:09.815 --> 38:10.896 I'm trying to hurry up! 38:11.197 --> 38:13.058 No one told me the plane was boarding! 38:13.398 --> 38:19.904 I said at one point to one of the angry women, you know, in most airports, you get like a boarding announcement over the Tanoi! 38:20.064 --> 38:21.185 You don't do that here! 38:21.821 --> 38:24.623 I was trying to get to, I was trying to make her feel bad about the airport, you know? 38:25.443 --> 38:27.665 Trying to bring down the airport as if that would teach her a lesson. 38:28.025 --> 38:28.725 Didn't do the job. 38:29.006 --> 38:29.826 Come on, hurry up! 38:30.166 --> 38:34.369 Your boarding pass, your time of boarding was circled by the lady at check-in. 38:34.689 --> 38:37.751 Hey, I know it was circled, but so what? 38:38.011 --> 38:39.172 Where's the turn on your nose? 38:39.452 --> 38:40.333 Running onto the plane. 38:40.513 --> 38:47.717 Hurry up, they're saying, every single person, like it was a joke, saying, hurry up, but just about to take you, yes, I know you're just about to take the bags off the plane. 38:48.157 --> 38:50.439 So then we get on the plane, everyone's looking at us. 38:51.263 --> 38:52.904 We have to like shuffle down the aisle. 38:53.184 --> 38:54.425 It's all businessmen, right? 38:54.465 --> 39:00.228 There's no people having family fun or anything that every single businessman set of eyes was on us. 39:00.448 --> 39:00.668 Yeah. 39:00.728 --> 39:01.489 They all looked pretty angry. 39:01.509 --> 39:02.129 You're losing the money. 39:02.169 --> 39:02.729 Time is money. 39:02.889 --> 39:03.430 Time is money. 39:03.470 --> 39:03.830 What's this? 39:03.850 --> 39:05.291 We have to be announced to damn. 39:05.331 --> 39:06.592 I've got a sexy show later on. 39:06.612 --> 39:07.192 What are you doing? 39:07.292 --> 39:07.972 You're holding me up. 39:08.513 --> 39:09.673 So we sit down in our seats. 39:10.314 --> 39:12.715 The stewardess lady comes over. 39:12.955 --> 39:14.616 She wants to have a little bit of us 39:14.676 --> 39:15.076 as well. 39:15.116 --> 39:16.918 She looked absolutely furious. 39:17.078 --> 39:19.861 Listen, the ping pong show starts at precisely 6.30. 39:20.822 --> 39:22.163 Everyone's going to be late for the ping pong. 39:22.303 --> 39:23.024 Well, exactly. 39:23.485 --> 39:28.970 And she didn't miss any opportunity to get a little dig in before the flight took off. 39:29.591 --> 39:30.712 We were sitting in an exit aisle. 39:30.972 --> 39:31.953 Now, you can't put your bag there. 39:31.973 --> 39:32.854 You have to store your bag. 39:33.695 --> 39:34.515 You have to store your bag. 39:34.555 --> 39:35.296 I'll store it for you. 39:35.616 --> 39:36.858 You can't have any loose items. 39:37.538 --> 39:39.760 So she comes back at one point just before we take off. 39:40.080 --> 39:41.642 No, you've got loose items there. 39:41.802 --> 39:45.345 She says to my wife, who is holding her scarf on her lap. 39:45.385 --> 39:46.085 Very dangerous. 39:46.245 --> 39:47.386 No, you can't have loose items. 39:47.406 --> 39:48.247 You're in the exit aisle. 39:48.267 --> 39:49.108 Give me that loose item. 39:49.128 --> 39:52.110 I'm going to put it in the stowaway bag, shop bag. 39:52.190 --> 39:54.632 So this is the last time you used Norwich Airport. 39:54.912 --> 39:57.414 Well, now I know how it works in every other way. 39:57.455 --> 40:00.897 It's a lovely airport, lovely tranquil airport with wonderful, helpful staff. 40:01.138 --> 40:02.479 But not on this occasion. 40:02.699 --> 40:04.440 The first time is a baptism of fire. 40:06.161 --> 40:07.422 That's how you learn things. 40:07.642 --> 40:08.423 That is how I learn. 40:08.443 --> 40:11.424 An atmosphere of fury and rejection and humiliation. 40:12.205 --> 40:13.686 Here's something to calm me down. 40:13.706 --> 40:15.607 This is A Lovely Song by Neil Young. 40:15.867 --> 40:16.507 This is Birds. 40:17.768 --> 40:19.749 That was Jamie T. with The Man's Machine. 40:19.769 --> 40:21.630 Adam and Joe here on BBC Six Music. 40:21.650 --> 40:24.912 I think it's time for a few more retro-text-the-nation messages. 40:26.353 --> 40:28.314 You're pausing like there should be some sort of a jingle. 40:28.874 --> 40:29.615 Oh, sorry, James. 40:29.715 --> 40:30.635 Is there going to be a jingle? 40:30.875 --> 40:31.776 Yeah, let's have the jingle. 40:33.295 --> 40:33.876 Hehehehe. 40:48.772 --> 41:03.387 But now my troubles have disappeared Because reds rotates the nations here And now my letter might be read out Instead of thrown in the bin and forgotten about 41:04.528 --> 41:08.671 So I might be suffering from overplay, that jingle, I mean twice during a show. 41:08.751 --> 41:11.814 Yeah, but people come and they go, they don't necessarily listen to the whole show. 41:11.834 --> 41:12.975 Speaking of Michelangelo. 41:14.336 --> 41:17.318 And they would hate to miss out on the jingle. 41:18.099 --> 41:19.119 No, I don't remember that poem. 41:19.139 --> 41:19.440 Proofrock. 41:19.660 --> 41:20.460 Proofrock, was it? 41:20.480 --> 41:21.221 Isn't that what it is? 41:21.421 --> 41:22.122 I don't remember. 41:22.142 --> 41:25.204 Is that the love song of J Alfred, Proofrock? 41:25.224 --> 41:25.384 Yeah. 41:26.865 --> 41:27.085 Nice. 41:27.485 --> 41:32.306 Anyway, text the nation last week was all about times that you've been too honest and regretted it. 41:32.526 --> 41:35.547 Or maybe someone's been too honest with you and you've regretted it. 41:35.827 --> 41:40.528 Here's a message from Chris Hatt in Brisbane, originally from Southampton. 41:40.908 --> 41:44.389 He says, Hi, right honourable bucculees and Sir Cornballs. 41:44.429 --> 41:48.369 Well, it's about time too that somebody got our names exactly right. 41:48.389 --> 41:50.570 Well, it's nice to have a bit of respect sometimes. 41:50.970 --> 41:55.831 He says I live in Australia, so I'm unable to listen to the live show, but he listens on podcast. 41:55.871 --> 42:00.293 When I was around seven or eight, I fell off a climbing frame and broke my arm. 42:00.593 --> 42:07.235 Whilst in the car with my mum, who was driving me to the local hospital, I asked her in a terrified state, am I going to die? 42:08.055 --> 42:11.797 She laughed and came back with, of course not, dear, and I was placated. 42:12.177 --> 42:27.023 My dad left work early before I went in for a general anesthetic operation to straighten my arm, as it was broken in two places, and I asked him the same question, to which he replied, well, if they get the amount of anesthetic wrong, you might slip into a coma, but I doubt you'll die. 42:27.583 --> 42:29.163 I was absolutely terrified. 42:29.924 --> 42:32.944 It's still a sore spot between me and my dad, lots of love Chris had. 42:33.384 --> 42:34.164 It is terrifying. 42:34.204 --> 42:36.725 I fear general anaesthetic enormously. 42:36.745 --> 42:38.105 I don't think I've had one ever. 42:38.345 --> 42:38.725 Have you not? 42:39.406 --> 42:40.846 Not for years and years and years. 42:40.906 --> 42:42.126 I had a memory. 42:42.306 --> 42:45.787 Yeah, I had a general anaesthetic when I had my wisdom teeth taken out. 42:45.847 --> 42:46.127 Right. 42:46.207 --> 42:47.787 Because I was too much of a part. 42:47.827 --> 42:48.167 Really? 42:48.347 --> 42:48.648 Yeah. 42:48.748 --> 42:50.328 I thought they would just knock their head out. 42:51.008 --> 42:55.594 No, I really, I was advised to have a general by someone who'd had the procedure before. 42:55.974 --> 42:57.836 So I did it, but I was terrified about it. 42:58.136 --> 43:05.525 So what I did was I took my video camera in and I set it up on a tripod and I asked if I could video the operation. 43:05.925 --> 43:08.206 And they said, yes, I said I was, I was at art school at the time. 43:08.246 --> 43:10.046 I said, oh, I'm an art student, it's like part of a project. 43:10.326 --> 43:16.368 But what it was, was in my mind, if I film it, for some reason that will somehow reduce the chances of anything disastrous happening. 43:16.808 --> 43:21.229 Or maybe they'll be on their best behaviour and make sure they do a really good anesthetic job or something like that. 43:21.369 --> 43:24.230 So I've got a video of myself having my wisdom teeth removed. 43:24.590 --> 43:31.512 I'm pretty sure any doctor or dentist nowadays, worth his salt, would refuse if you asked them to let you video the operation. 43:31.892 --> 43:33.933 But I was shocked by how violent it was that 43:33.933 --> 43:36.975 The guy had his knee up on my shoulder and was wrenching around. 43:36.995 --> 43:39.057 It seemed so... Do you know what? 43:39.077 --> 43:40.498 He called me as well, didn't he? 43:40.698 --> 43:42.219 Yeah, I gave him my mobile number. 43:42.259 --> 43:44.521 He called me and I came in and did one or two things. 43:45.822 --> 43:47.283 I've never seen that part of the video. 43:48.164 --> 43:49.765 Have you got a message there or shall I give you another one? 43:49.785 --> 43:50.906 I've got some messages, sure. 43:51.346 --> 43:56.150 This is one from somebody called Hazel of London. 43:56.250 --> 43:57.071 Hazel of London. 43:57.671 --> 43:59.752 says, My brother's always brutally honest with me. 43:59.792 --> 44:01.512 It's one of the things I like best about him. 44:02.192 --> 44:09.114 On my last visit to Leeds to visit him, I walked in the room, and he said of my outfit, Is that fashionable in London? 44:10.135 --> 44:14.856 Upon other compliments for my slightly outrageous dress sense, my dear brother has declared, 44:15.376 --> 44:17.537 Can everyone else see the same top I'm seeing? 44:18.598 --> 44:24.501 So that's the special sort of permission you get from a family member or a relative to be a little more brutally honest. 44:25.101 --> 44:28.043 And Hazel obviously dresses slightly flamboyant. 44:28.263 --> 44:29.023 Flamboyant? 44:29.083 --> 44:29.764 Is that right? 44:29.844 --> 44:30.784 Is there too many L's? 44:31.044 --> 44:31.264 No. 44:31.545 --> 44:32.545 Flambloylant. 44:32.645 --> 44:33.005 Flambloylant. 44:33.025 --> 44:33.586 Flambloylant. 44:33.986 --> 44:35.647 She dresses flambloylantly. 44:36.667 --> 44:38.388 And the brother's calling her up on it by... 44:43.512 --> 44:45.635 What kind of sign-off is that? 44:45.675 --> 44:46.777 Just I'm getting out quickly. 44:46.857 --> 44:49.420 And then he threw the piece of paper across the desk. 44:50.261 --> 44:51.683 Bye. 44:51.723 --> 44:52.084 Bye. 44:52.664 --> 44:54.587 Does your mum give you a hard time about the way you dress? 44:55.208 --> 44:55.868 Not anymore. 44:56.309 --> 44:57.090 Mine still does. 44:57.090 --> 44:57.490 Does she? 44:57.570 --> 44:58.231 Every now and again. 44:58.371 --> 45:01.714 She let the parents very seldom miss an opportunity to pull you up on your own appearance. 45:01.734 --> 45:03.396 My mum gives me a hard time about the way you dress. 45:03.416 --> 45:03.716 Does she? 45:04.217 --> 45:04.757 Yeah. 45:04.797 --> 45:07.039 Why hasn't said eyes on you for years? 45:07.099 --> 45:07.319 No. 45:07.800 --> 45:08.741 I mean, I'm not a snappy dresser. 45:08.761 --> 45:11.804 Why is he still dressing like an old trampy hobo man? 45:13.064 --> 45:15.785 My mum still complains about my beard whenever she gets the opportunity. 45:16.205 --> 45:17.826 Here's a final one from Heather right now. 45:20.566 --> 45:23.007 This is the wording, Hello lovely Adam and Jo. 45:23.267 --> 45:30.489 In my early 20s I shared a house with a group of people, one of whom was a man who smelt like a carrion and fishbone milkshake. 45:30.749 --> 45:30.809 Mmm. 45:30.829 --> 45:30.950 God. 45:46.872 --> 45:56.396 So he ended up having a secret emergency flat meeting and decided to draw straws to pick someone in the flat who would tell him in the nicest possible way that he stank. 45:56.876 --> 45:58.116 I picked the short straw. 45:58.396 --> 46:04.739 So I approached him the next day and I said, I don't know if you've noticed, but there's a very strange smell coming from your room. 46:05.179 --> 46:05.959 He said, no. 46:06.519 --> 46:13.062 I pressed on and I said, and from this room, right at the moment too, he looked at me blankly. 46:13.502 --> 46:15.943 I realized a more direct approach would be needed. 46:16.303 --> 46:19.564 You know, some people have noticed that you smell bad sometimes. 46:20.304 --> 46:22.484 A horrible wounded look came across his face. 46:22.684 --> 46:23.724 But I'm sure it's not your fault. 46:23.964 --> 46:26.025 Maybe it's just a matter of having a few more showers. 46:26.365 --> 46:28.465 Tears started to well in his eyes. 46:28.925 --> 46:30.166 Panic starts to set in. 46:30.886 --> 46:36.567 I've got no idea what to say, so I just go with... Anyway, I'll be off then before pegging it out of the room. 46:36.687 --> 46:42.888 He never spoke to me again and spent years spraying himself constantly with foot sprays, deodorants, breath fresheners and looking at me. 46:43.488 --> 46:47.033 Like, I was something he'd pulled off the bottom of his shoe, I still feel awful about it. 46:47.393 --> 46:48.555 That's a tough one though, isn't it? 46:49.035 --> 46:52.460 Have you ever told someone about their personal smell problems? 46:52.720 --> 46:52.840 Nope. 46:54.422 --> 46:56.505 He says and loves a piece of paper across the room. 46:57.125 --> 47:02.092 Okay, we're gonna play back right now, and then after this, go to the news. 47:02.412 --> 47:03.593 Beck with girl. 47:03.653 --> 47:05.695 It's just gone 10.30 here on 6 Music. 47:05.735 --> 47:06.396 Time for the news. 47:06.536 --> 47:09.699 That's Mark Ronson there with Valerie. 47:10.279 --> 47:12.201 And that was Winehouse singing, wasn't it? 47:12.241 --> 47:12.441 Yeah. 47:12.561 --> 47:13.042 Sure it was. 47:13.062 --> 47:13.962 She's absolutely fine now. 47:14.002 --> 47:14.743 She's back on top. 47:14.843 --> 47:15.304 Is she? 47:15.464 --> 47:16.725 Completely recovered. 47:16.985 --> 47:18.086 Totally healthy. 47:18.406 --> 47:20.889 Able to sing and perform just like normal. 47:21.169 --> 47:22.530 She's Emmy Winehouse. 47:22.570 --> 47:24.031 She's got enormous hair. 47:24.152 --> 47:26.454 And I do not really care about what she does. 47:27.214 --> 47:28.316 That's a nice song, man. 47:28.336 --> 47:28.656 Thanks. 47:29.176 --> 47:29.877 I just made it up. 47:30.278 --> 47:30.758 It's not true. 47:30.798 --> 47:31.919 I do care about what she does. 47:32.120 --> 47:32.720 You should do. 47:32.940 --> 47:33.361 I should do. 47:33.401 --> 47:34.102 She's important. 47:34.682 --> 47:39.968 I miss seeing her drunk face. 47:40.949 --> 47:41.369 No, I don't. 47:41.389 --> 47:42.911 I'm really glad she's doing better. 47:43.011 --> 47:44.513 Hey, tell everyone what you just told me. 47:44.753 --> 47:45.053 Oh, really? 47:45.093 --> 47:45.354 Okay. 47:45.474 --> 47:45.654 Yeah. 47:45.854 --> 47:50.275 Well, last week Adam was banging on about, I'm a celebrity, get me out of here. 47:50.315 --> 47:50.615 Banging. 47:50.655 --> 47:52.295 In a highly entertaining way. 47:52.375 --> 47:53.555 No respect. 47:53.575 --> 47:55.196 Yeah, it was BrillSkills. 47:55.336 --> 47:56.136 Yeah. 47:56.236 --> 48:00.517 But he was talking about, I was saying, oh, you should go on the ITV2 show. 48:01.097 --> 48:06.378 You know, because they have people I don't personally recognise on there banging on about it. 48:06.398 --> 48:09.338 I think you were, one of us referred to them as desperate losers. 48:09.819 --> 48:11.979 But anyway, during the week, 48:12.677 --> 48:13.237 I got the call. 48:14.338 --> 48:16.259 Wednesday, was it Tuesday even? 48:16.379 --> 48:25.665 I get a message from my agent saying, ITV2, saying would you go on their show, flying out to Australia, would you be able to fly out to Australia tomorrow? 48:25.685 --> 48:26.565 Business cars, flatbed. 48:27.266 --> 48:35.011 Yep, and luxury accommodation, once you get there we give you a day to recover from the jet lag, do the show, fly back the next day. 48:35.151 --> 48:38.353 I couldn't go because I had this gig in Amsterdam on the Wednesday. 48:39.253 --> 48:42.456 So it was off the cards, but I would have gone like that. 48:43.237 --> 48:44.658 Well, what if they ask you next week? 48:45.419 --> 48:45.939 They're not going to. 48:45.959 --> 48:46.980 I think someone had dropped out. 48:47.180 --> 48:48.581 Yeah, but someone's going to drop out again. 48:48.641 --> 48:50.583 The series runs until Christmas, doesn't it? 48:50.984 --> 48:51.884 Oh, no, it's quite short, isn't it? 48:51.924 --> 48:52.505 No, it's short. 48:52.525 --> 48:53.266 It's only three weeks. 48:53.526 --> 48:55.047 It's going to be all over by next week. 48:55.067 --> 48:57.509 I'm sure there'll be another buckle opportunity. 48:57.970 --> 48:59.091 Next year, maybe. 48:59.571 --> 49:05.115 I mean, they asked if we could go on the show, the, you know, and record something in London. 49:05.855 --> 49:10.539 But to be brutally honest, it's not the same as flying business class to Australia. 49:10.699 --> 49:16.543 I mean, I don't think we have time to do it anyway, but still, you know, it was the, it was the Australia and meeting Antony. 49:16.563 --> 49:17.864 It's not the time I don't have. 49:18.484 --> 49:19.825 It's the, it's the information. 49:20.045 --> 49:20.345 Yeah. 49:20.605 --> 49:21.346 And the watches. 49:21.386 --> 49:22.026 I don't watch it. 49:22.387 --> 49:23.447 Oh, yes. 49:23.507 --> 49:24.768 Personally, no disrespect. 49:24.808 --> 49:28.411 I've watched it in the past, but I've moved on to other things. 49:30.112 --> 49:31.132 Like, uh, yeah. 49:31.873 --> 49:33.874 Just staring at the wall. 49:33.934 --> 49:35.555 It's a bit of a weird series, this one. 49:35.635 --> 49:36.975 You know, you heard Katie Price left. 49:37.576 --> 49:38.816 Sure, I heard that, yeah. 49:38.856 --> 49:39.917 You must have been upset about that. 49:39.997 --> 49:42.919 Well, ratings plummeted by two million, I heard. 49:43.019 --> 49:43.439 Did they? 49:43.459 --> 49:43.699 Yeah. 49:43.719 --> 49:44.659 I'm not surprised. 49:44.679 --> 49:47.561 I mean, what kind of... Let's just start talking about it again, though. 49:47.901 --> 49:48.201 What? 49:48.261 --> 49:49.922 I mean, look, we're starting talking about it again. 49:49.942 --> 49:53.644 But you could just engage, like, with another human being if they start talking about something. 49:53.664 --> 49:53.964 Yes, that's true. 49:53.984 --> 49:54.345 That's true. 49:54.445 --> 49:56.586 I'm just thinking of all the other human beings who are listening. 49:57.426 --> 50:00.748 They might be interested in what we have to say about it. 50:00.848 --> 50:01.108 Shoot. 50:01.968 --> 50:03.969 Well now you've built not too much. 50:04.049 --> 50:06.610 I was going to say some amazing stuff I'm not even going to bother. 50:07.110 --> 50:09.911 You know what I've been, I've just changed tack completely for a moment. 50:10.332 --> 50:12.853 I've got a fun fact for you that maybe you don't know. 50:13.733 --> 50:16.114 On this trip to Amsterdam that I took instead of flying to Australia. 50:16.534 --> 50:21.058 We went to the Reichmuseum there, and that's Amsterdam's lovely, famous museum. 50:21.778 --> 50:23.479 And is that how you say its name? 50:24.620 --> 50:27.462 R-E-G-K-S. 50:27.522 --> 50:28.383 I can't remember how it's spelled. 50:28.483 --> 50:29.364 R-E-G-K-S. 50:29.544 --> 50:30.204 Yeah, I think it is. 50:30.224 --> 50:31.125 Yeah, the Reichmuseum. 50:31.925 --> 50:35.628 Anyway, it's not like the Third Reichmuseum. 50:36.189 --> 50:36.689 It's different. 50:36.769 --> 50:37.650 That's how you pronounce it. 50:37.690 --> 50:39.131 I think that's how you pronounce it. 50:39.691 --> 50:42.713 If someone would like to correct me, I'd be more than happy to be corrected. 50:43.514 --> 50:47.797 But, so we were looking at the very famous picture by Rembrandt, the Night Watch. 50:47.817 --> 50:48.477 Do you know that picture? 50:48.517 --> 50:48.897 Sure I do. 50:48.917 --> 50:49.558 That's a good pic. 50:51.139 --> 50:55.041 But I was amazed to find out that Rembrandt is not his surname. 50:55.282 --> 50:56.322 That's his first name. 50:56.823 --> 50:57.123 Right. 50:57.143 --> 50:57.683 Do you know that? 50:58.164 --> 50:58.684 Fun fact. 50:59.044 --> 50:59.985 What is his first name? 51:00.025 --> 51:00.665 Mr History of Art. 51:00.825 --> 51:01.986 His first name is Rembrandt. 51:02.567 --> 51:05.449 His whole name is Rembrandt 51:06.569 --> 51:07.470 Oh, I've got it written down. 51:07.490 --> 51:07.870 Here we go. 51:08.170 --> 51:10.391 Rembrandt, Harmanson, Van Rijn. 51:10.731 --> 51:11.392 Or Van Rijn. 51:12.392 --> 51:14.133 Rembrandt, Harmanson, Van Rijn. 51:14.753 --> 51:15.554 Didn't know that. 51:15.954 --> 51:16.634 Fun fact. 51:17.915 --> 51:19.776 But you know, I guess he's like Prince as well. 51:19.876 --> 51:21.797 He's Prince Rogers Nelson, isn't he? 51:22.337 --> 51:25.899 And Sting, of course, is Sting Gordon Von Stung. 51:29.620 --> 51:36.123 Madonna is, did you know that her real name is Madrian Onalump? 51:38.484 --> 51:39.784 Madrian Onalump. 51:40.104 --> 51:40.985 I did not know that. 51:41.065 --> 51:42.665 Yeah, that's how she gets her name Madonna. 51:43.345 --> 51:44.546 Madrian is her real name. 51:44.566 --> 51:46.607 That's her christened given name. 51:49.721 --> 51:51.263 So fun fact, how's your search gone? 51:51.283 --> 51:53.165 Are you searching for the pronunciation of the Rice Museum? 51:53.245 --> 51:54.166 Yeah, I haven't got it yet. 51:54.186 --> 51:55.327 I ain't got it yet. 51:55.367 --> 51:56.689 Come on, let's just rely on the listeners. 51:56.709 --> 51:57.730 They're clever than either of us. 51:57.750 --> 51:58.190 That's true. 51:58.250 --> 51:58.751 They'll tell us. 51:59.251 --> 51:59.792 Here's some music. 51:59.812 --> 52:01.334 This is Ian Brown with Just Like You. 52:02.114 --> 52:03.075 It's the monkey man. 52:03.396 --> 52:05.118 Ian Brown, Just Like You. 52:05.258 --> 52:07.720 Adam and Joe here on BBC 6 Music. 52:08.141 --> 52:11.665 Yeah, now it's time for a part of the programme we call Text the Nation. 52:16.952 --> 52:18.916 What if I don't want to? 52:18.996 --> 52:20.018 But I'm using email. 52:20.178 --> 52:20.879 Is that a problem? 52:20.919 --> 52:21.781 It doesn't matter, text! 52:24.795 --> 52:26.696 Yeah, and text the nation this week, listeners. 52:26.837 --> 52:34.402 I was just a little distracted there because people are getting on my totties for mispronouncing spwee, the area of Amsterdam. 52:34.562 --> 52:36.283 It's pronounced spow. 52:36.704 --> 52:37.224 Spow. 52:37.344 --> 52:38.745 It's spelt spwee. 52:38.825 --> 52:44.549 So, you know, to know that it's pronounced spow and then go to Amsterdam is kind of useless because you'll never find it. 52:45.150 --> 52:51.394 So you need to remember the phonetic pronunciation, spwee, and then the correctic pronunciation, spow. 52:51.594 --> 52:52.075 Correct, cool. 52:52.115 --> 52:52.295 Yeah. 52:52.535 --> 52:59.482 Sometimes, if you're in trouble over pronunciation, the best policy is not to guess, but just to absolutely say it the way it's written down. 52:59.522 --> 52:59.722 Yeah. 52:59.842 --> 53:00.583 That's what you would do. 53:00.743 --> 53:00.903 Yeah. 53:00.943 --> 53:05.287 Well, that's the way to navigate around Amsterdam, which is a complicated horseshoe-shaped city. 53:05.888 --> 53:06.768 Very easy to get lost in. 53:07.049 --> 53:08.090 A horseshoe, right. 53:08.110 --> 53:08.310 Yeah. 53:08.750 --> 53:11.352 Um, and how about the pronunciation on the museum? 53:11.732 --> 53:12.313 Uh, you were good. 53:12.353 --> 53:14.514 People were saying you'd got that, you'd got that right. 53:14.714 --> 53:15.295 More or less right. 53:15.475 --> 53:17.636 Yeah, but listen, text the nation this week, listeners. 53:18.217 --> 53:21.979 We'd like to focus on parties because it's coming up to Christmas, scrinkle-mus time. 53:22.279 --> 53:25.762 Apparently there's only five minutes of shopping time left now. 53:25.962 --> 53:26.442 Is that true? 53:26.522 --> 53:28.984 Because this year all the shops are closing in five minutes. 53:30.405 --> 53:32.085 So get a move on, listeners. 53:32.625 --> 53:36.167 But it's coming up to crinkleness, and that means lots of parties are going to be occurring. 53:36.607 --> 53:43.110 And Adam and I would like to focus on how to really genuinely improve and make a party super amazing, right? 53:43.250 --> 53:43.470 Yeah. 53:43.730 --> 53:45.111 Now, you can do various things. 53:45.131 --> 53:46.091 You can do fancy dress. 53:46.471 --> 53:46.712 Yes. 53:46.792 --> 53:54.395 For instance, you can maybe spend a lot of money on having amazing accoutrements, like people dressed in costume serving themed 53:55.095 --> 54:10.793 uh crudites is that the right word uh-huh like men sprayed silver yes uh standing very still we were talking between us about the most extravagant parties we've ever been to or parties when people have made a real effort to really make this a memorable party you might have inflatables 54:11.554 --> 54:15.055 It might be some kind of a pool party, it could be a toga party. 54:15.075 --> 54:17.316 A bucking bronco and a roulette dress. 54:17.896 --> 54:21.056 So our question is, what's the most amazing party you've ever been to? 54:21.076 --> 54:29.459 And we're not just talking about financial extravagance, we're talking about the most imaginative idea for really making a party memorable and different. 54:30.359 --> 54:31.179 What did we used to do? 54:31.219 --> 54:34.920 We used to spend a lot of time, we used to enjoy the build up to parties more than that. 54:35.000 --> 54:37.823 We were very... Oh, it's always the way though, isn't it? 54:37.843 --> 54:38.243 Yeah. 54:38.523 --> 54:41.466 You've said this before, the build-up and the aftermath are always the fun bits. 54:41.687 --> 54:42.047 Yeah. 54:42.407 --> 54:47.252 But we used to go to great lengths, buying loads of fairy lights and hanging them from the ceiling. 54:47.272 --> 54:48.393 They were big party queens. 54:48.713 --> 54:56.741 We had, Adam, you had big sort of drapes that we used to use on our own old TV show with Mara Stewart and Jeremy Paxman drawn on them that we would hang up. 54:56.821 --> 54:57.422 Yeah, exactly. 54:57.782 --> 55:00.283 And we used to project things, big projections. 55:00.663 --> 55:08.765 One time we had a Hawaiian party at our friend Mark's house and we spent ages, like a whole group of us went over beforehand to get ready for the thing. 55:09.165 --> 55:13.866 And we were like dressing the whole place up to look like a kind of Hawaiian veranda thing. 55:14.386 --> 55:22.968 And we wrapped different colored crepe paper around the scaffolding that he'd set up to be a veranda. 55:23.788 --> 55:30.995 And at one point, and it took ages to wrap all this crepe paper round, but once we'd done it, I decided that it didn't look very good because I was the artistic director of the project. 55:31.015 --> 55:31.776 That's right, I remember that. 55:31.816 --> 55:34.398 You took it all down and insisted on redoing it yourself. 55:34.458 --> 55:36.760 Yeah, I took it all down because I didn't like the colour scheme. 55:37.000 --> 55:39.903 And everyone who'd been helping wrap it up was quite angry about it. 55:40.183 --> 55:42.225 Yeah, it was an idiotic thing to do. 55:42.365 --> 55:43.366 It looked better afterwards. 55:43.386 --> 55:44.227 15 years later, did it? 55:44.428 --> 55:44.588 It did. 55:44.608 --> 55:48.051 Or did we just have to tell you that to stop you from getting into a terrible strop? 55:48.612 --> 55:52.696 The party I always wanted to have that we never had, I wanted to have a Vietnam party. 55:52.896 --> 55:53.597 Oh, that's right. 55:53.637 --> 55:58.302 My idea was turn the heating up really high to make it oppressively hot like Vietnam. 55:58.742 --> 56:01.605 Have a lot of medical, you know, army camp beds. 56:02.666 --> 56:16.972 uh there would be the sound of cicadas and the platoon soundtrack playing yeah everybody would have to come in military outfits looking really sweaty and tired with dog tags you could have an injury or a wound if you wanted and there would be all the other things that happen in vietnam 56:18.272 --> 56:37.468 uh payable ladies and naughty substances right you know it would all be very very themed and it would have been a brilliant party and i was also going to put like vines and jungle vines you can have little napalm dips and stuff like that very tasteful that's nice isn't it well it was around the time that there were a lot of vietnam movies coming out right wasn't it we never had that party though 56:37.728 --> 56:42.413 But listeners, what are your failsafe ideas for really making a party special and memorable? 56:43.134 --> 56:44.996 The more imaginative and weird, the better. 56:45.276 --> 56:50.862 It can be things you want to do or parties you've actually experienced where people have really thought of something cool. 56:51.243 --> 56:54.106 And again, it shouldn't be about how much money you can spend, it should be about. 56:54.506 --> 56:56.468 how inventive and resourceful you are. 56:56.748 --> 57:02.453 The text number's 64046, the email is adamandjo.6musicatbbc.co.uk. 57:02.713 --> 57:10.120 And remember, you've got all week to respond to this, really, because your answer might turn up in retro-text the nation on next week's live show. 57:10.300 --> 57:14.444 But if you are listening during the week, don't text, just email, okay? 57:14.684 --> 57:16.366 Yeah, but right now, if you want to respond to that, 64046. 57:18.167 --> 57:19.649 We're going to play some music right now. 57:19.669 --> 57:21.230 Yeah, this is a free play, mate. 57:21.690 --> 57:24.993 This is my one, and it's another bit from a soundtrack. 57:25.734 --> 57:28.517 I played some Alan Silvestri from Predator last week. 57:28.537 --> 57:30.559 Got a lot of very happy Alan Silvestri fans. 57:30.599 --> 57:32.741 Lots of Predator fans enjoyed the jungle trek. 57:32.761 --> 57:34.202 I'm going a little bit arty this week. 57:34.702 --> 57:36.824 I'm going to play you a bit of Jean Constantin. 57:36.884 --> 57:37.365 Thank God. 57:38.085 --> 57:47.512 He is a French composer and songwriter from the 50s and 60s, and he did the music for one of the most famous arty French films ever made, The 400 Blows. 57:47.812 --> 57:48.612 You've seen that ever? 57:48.833 --> 57:49.653 I tried to watch it. 57:49.673 --> 57:50.874 Directed by Frankie Truffles? 57:51.014 --> 57:51.214 Yeah. 57:51.234 --> 57:51.975 You didn't, did you? 57:52.215 --> 57:52.815 I did, yeah. 57:52.915 --> 57:53.576 And it bored you? 57:53.856 --> 57:55.597 I had a little bit of a boredom problem with it. 57:55.617 --> 57:56.237 You didn't. 57:56.798 --> 57:57.759 It's a masterpiece. 57:57.779 --> 57:58.339 Maybe I'll go back to it. 57:58.359 --> 58:03.622 It's on the BFI list of the 14 film... No, for 50 films you have to see before. 58:03.662 --> 58:03.943 It was 14. 58:03.983 --> 58:04.743 Sorry, it wasn't that. 58:04.803 --> 58:05.504 It was eight and a half. 58:06.204 --> 58:08.545 Oh yeah, eight and a half is a bit sophisticated for you. 58:09.105 --> 58:10.906 Now I can see you getting confused at that one. 58:11.266 --> 58:17.109 But The Four Hundred Blows, just a very straightforward film about a little naughty boy bunking off school in Paris. 58:17.309 --> 58:34.217 His parents are divorcing and this is the music from that film, this is the theme to The Four Hundred Blows and it always makes me feel like a naughty little Parisian man, bunking off school, running around, going to my friend's apartment, smoking cheeky-siggies next to his big stuffed horse called Balthazar. 58:34.437 --> 58:34.957 Does that mean anything? 58:34.957 --> 59:02.393 anything to you sure that's what I'm doing later today yeah this is the 400 blows is it radiohead that's weird fishes slash arpeggi from the album in rainbows which was released in 2007 two years ago flipping heck Tucker I mean time moves and decently fast now doesn't it is it getting faster I mean I know it seems faster for me because I'm getting older but it's is he getting faster for everyone else I was wondering 59:05.254 --> 59:06.896 Well, no, I think is the thing. 59:07.036 --> 59:07.777 Obviously. 59:08.818 --> 59:09.338 Obviously. 59:09.518 --> 59:09.979 Obviously. 59:11.601 --> 59:14.764 So this week, because I was in Amsterdam wandering around, my routine was broken. 59:14.784 --> 59:15.745 It was just me and my wife. 59:15.785 --> 59:19.168 The first time we'd been away for quite a long time without the children. 59:19.809 --> 59:25.655 It was wonderful to spend time with each other again and rediscover our relationship in that way. 59:27.016 --> 59:31.943 But also, I noticed a lot of things about myself that I hadn't noticed for a while. 59:32.403 --> 59:35.247 I'm making a lot of noises to myself now. 59:35.527 --> 59:39.573 Like, I've got a whole arsenal of sort of old man noises that I've started making. 59:40.093 --> 59:42.937 And I don't know how long I've been doing this exactly, but I would guess that around... 59:43.678 --> 59:44.258 A year, two years? 59:44.278 --> 59:49.921 That's funny, I was thinking this very same thing yesterday when I bent down to unplug something, I went... Exactly. 59:50.321 --> 59:53.343 Billy Connolly does a whole routine about this kind of thing, I think. 59:53.843 --> 59:58.805 But I've got a whole load of them every time I bend down for stuff. 59:59.365 --> 01:00:05.128 And every time I get up out of a chair as well... Well, yeah, you usually make a little bottom noise. 01:00:05.388 --> 01:00:22.436 as well don't you yeah that kind of thing but no always like to bend down well it is fun it makes life more fun is that why we do it you think sometimes but i i try to stop myself doing it and i find very difficult i don't know what that what is the reason for it just you're getting old 01:00:22.916 --> 01:00:23.617 Yeah, I suppose. 01:00:23.757 --> 01:00:28.683 But then I've also got like little noises for when I come to rest, when I'm in repose. 01:00:28.703 --> 01:00:29.924 Do you know what I mean? 01:00:30.004 --> 01:00:39.736 So for example, we went to the airport on the way back, standing at the check-in and that whole sort of phase of getting out of the taxi, finding your check-in desk and all that stuff is over. 01:00:40.456 --> 01:00:42.559 So I stood there and I'm like... 01:00:43.803 --> 01:00:45.383 But that's a nice satisfied noise. 01:00:46.264 --> 01:00:47.884 I make that satisfied noise a lot. 01:00:48.004 --> 01:00:50.185 When I get on the train back to Norfolk today. 01:00:50.225 --> 01:00:50.845 When else do you make it? 01:00:52.465 --> 01:00:53.365 What are you asking? 01:00:54.206 --> 01:00:55.366 After I've made Sweet Sweet Love? 01:00:55.526 --> 01:00:55.846 Yeah. 01:00:55.966 --> 01:00:56.446 Yeah, sure. 01:00:57.026 --> 01:00:59.167 How about you, darling? 01:00:59.787 --> 01:01:06.269 That's if you make Sweet Sweet Love to Tim Allen. 01:01:14.612 --> 01:01:15.874 It's all about the noises now. 01:01:16.194 --> 01:01:18.956 I mean, I've got, I can't think of them off hand. 01:01:19.097 --> 01:01:21.219 So I've got my getting up noise. 01:01:21.579 --> 01:01:23.501 I've got my satisfied noise. 01:01:23.561 --> 01:01:28.105 Well, you know, I like to go a little bit stereotypical Chinese when I stretch. 01:01:29.026 --> 01:01:29.686 I enjoy that. 01:01:31.468 --> 01:01:31.888 Exactly. 01:01:32.088 --> 01:01:33.229 That's fun when you stretch. 01:01:33.409 --> 01:01:33.609 Sure. 01:01:33.949 --> 01:01:38.312 But you're talking about involuntary noises that you start making, are you? 01:01:38.532 --> 01:01:39.152 Yeah, I think so. 01:01:39.172 --> 01:01:39.933 Yeah, old man noises. 01:01:39.973 --> 01:01:41.073 Yeah, old man noises. 01:01:41.173 --> 01:01:42.054 Old man noises. 01:01:42.114 --> 01:01:45.055 And then sometimes... Now looky here, it's old man noises. 01:01:45.135 --> 01:01:45.976 I love that guy. 01:01:54.522 --> 01:01:56.202 I'm gonna try and record some during the week. 01:01:56.462 --> 01:01:58.743 You didn't get anywhere with trying to record your tummy rumbles, did you? 01:01:58.763 --> 01:01:59.323 I didn't, no. 01:01:59.383 --> 01:02:00.643 It's impossible to predict. 01:02:00.663 --> 01:02:01.344 Of course it is. 01:02:01.704 --> 01:02:02.704 It's impossible to predict. 01:02:02.724 --> 01:02:09.226 You'd have to wire yourself like some kind of undercover agent and walk around with a recording device constantly on you. 01:02:09.366 --> 01:02:12.946 I tried to search for tummy rumbles on the internet on YouTube and stuff. 01:02:13.327 --> 01:02:13.767 No joy. 01:02:13.847 --> 01:02:14.127 Really? 01:02:14.167 --> 01:02:15.087 That's interesting, isn't it? 01:02:15.327 --> 01:02:15.647 Yeah. 01:02:15.667 --> 01:02:21.328 I mean, you think you've got every single thing... Well, the internet's sometimes quite disappointing in that respect, isn't it? 01:02:22.569 --> 01:02:27.270 You think someone somewhere in the world has catalogued everything, but actually it's not the case. 01:02:27.290 --> 01:02:29.150 I was looking for creature noises. 01:02:29.170 --> 01:02:31.111 I was looking for an archive of monster noises. 01:02:31.831 --> 01:02:32.411 Couldn't find it. 01:02:32.791 --> 01:02:33.131 Really? 01:02:33.251 --> 01:02:33.831 Doesn't exist. 01:02:34.011 --> 01:02:37.292 Well, the thing is sometimes they monetize these things, right? 01:02:37.572 --> 01:02:38.112 That's true. 01:02:38.152 --> 01:02:41.073 So you've got to pay for everything, don't you? 01:02:41.553 --> 01:02:43.794 Well, you don't have to pay for my old man noises, listeners. 01:02:43.814 --> 01:02:44.714 Hmm. 01:02:45.455 --> 01:02:45.855 There you go. 01:02:46.315 --> 01:02:46.796 That's free. 01:02:46.996 --> 01:02:48.356 Hard to believe that could be free. 01:02:48.896 --> 01:02:50.737 Here's Spearhead with people in their middle. 01:02:50.937 --> 01:02:53.818 There's the voice of Michael Franti there. 01:02:53.938 --> 01:02:55.539 Doing some very daring scat singing. 01:02:55.599 --> 01:02:57.620 I thought that was illegal these days scat singing. 01:03:00.541 --> 01:03:03.962 Usually you can just be actually electrocuted on the spot. 01:03:04.502 --> 01:03:08.424 Have you ever met a lady that does scat singing like on a friendly basis? 01:03:08.864 --> 01:03:09.064 What? 01:03:09.244 --> 01:03:10.945 Like unprovoked in the middle of a conversation? 01:03:11.645 --> 01:03:12.405 Uh, no, no, no. 01:03:12.445 --> 01:03:13.026 Like, found out. 01:03:13.046 --> 01:03:14.326 Or professional lady scat singer. 01:03:14.346 --> 01:03:17.328 I used to have a friend and it turned out that she did a bit of scat singing. 01:03:17.548 --> 01:03:18.768 No, she wasn't a scat singer. 01:03:19.889 --> 01:03:21.970 And then it found, I thought she was Scatman Crothers. 01:03:22.150 --> 01:03:22.350 Yeah. 01:03:22.550 --> 01:03:23.271 She was the scat man. 01:03:24.711 --> 01:03:28.173 It turned out that she was a, she did a bit of scat singing on the side. 01:03:28.973 --> 01:03:32.194 And I found it very hard to continue being friends with her. 01:03:32.614 --> 01:03:34.955 Why, because you were terrified she might start doing it. 01:03:34.975 --> 01:03:35.795 No, because I went to see her. 01:03:35.835 --> 01:03:36.996 She said, oh, I sing. 01:03:37.536 --> 01:03:38.956 And so I said, that's fantastic. 01:03:38.976 --> 01:03:43.478 So I went to this little club and she got up and she started scatting. 01:03:44.638 --> 01:03:47.719 And I found it very hard to be complimentary after 01:03:47.979 --> 01:03:50.060 Are you suggesting that it's not really a proper skill? 01:03:50.560 --> 01:03:50.780 Yeah. 01:03:51.161 --> 01:03:52.081 That anyone can do it? 01:03:52.121 --> 01:03:52.321 Yeah. 01:03:52.661 --> 01:03:52.942 Yeah. 01:03:53.082 --> 01:03:53.802 That's what I'm suggesting. 01:03:53.822 --> 01:03:57.084 That it's sort of half singing because you don't have to actually pronounce the lyrics. 01:03:57.104 --> 01:03:58.044 You just have to hit the notes. 01:03:58.064 --> 01:03:58.764 What's the skill there? 01:03:58.804 --> 01:04:02.026 Like, I mean, the king of scat singing for me is Shoeby Taylor. 01:04:02.486 --> 01:04:02.706 Right. 01:04:06.448 --> 01:04:11.629 If you don't know who Shooby Taylor is, give him a Google S-H-O-O-B-Y, Taylor. 01:04:11.669 --> 01:04:11.849 Yeah. 01:04:12.309 --> 01:04:12.589 Yeah. 01:04:12.649 --> 01:04:13.249 The human horn. 01:04:13.289 --> 01:04:18.230 That's a very provocative thing to say, and I'm sure some of our professional scat singing listeners will be very angry with you. 01:04:18.290 --> 01:04:20.571 I don't believe any professional scat singers listen to this programme. 01:04:20.591 --> 01:04:22.731 I look forward to reading their irate missives. 01:04:22.771 --> 01:04:23.872 They all listen to Chris Moyles. 01:04:24.192 --> 01:04:24.532 Do they? 01:04:24.632 --> 01:04:25.532 Yeah, all the scat singers. 01:04:25.552 --> 01:04:26.892 Think we repel scat singers? 01:04:27.112 --> 01:04:27.612 Definitely. 01:04:27.892 --> 01:04:30.133 Yeah, we've got some kind of anti-scat spray. 01:04:30.433 --> 01:04:31.515 I would love to hear. 01:04:31.935 --> 01:04:33.998 I would love to hear a scat jingle. 01:04:34.018 --> 01:04:36.161 If there are real scat singers listening to this programme. 01:04:36.181 --> 01:04:37.843 Can you keep scat singers out of your garden? 01:04:38.884 --> 01:04:41.187 I think you put hedgehog urine, don't you, around the edge. 01:04:41.528 --> 01:04:41.848 Do you? 01:04:42.109 --> 01:04:43.470 Yeah, that keeps them at. 01:04:43.570 --> 01:04:46.034 Yeah, listen darling. 01:04:47.674 --> 01:04:50.938 That's just the sound of them being lightly repelled from a neighbour's garden. 01:04:50.978 --> 01:04:55.844 What about sort of people who dabble with scat singing like J.K. 01:04:56.725 --> 01:04:57.326 from... J.K. 01:04:57.366 --> 01:04:57.686 Rowling. 01:04:57.966 --> 01:04:58.467 No, J.K. 01:04:58.567 --> 01:04:59.488 Jamiroquai Rowling. 01:04:59.628 --> 01:05:00.129 J.K. 01:05:00.169 --> 01:05:01.390 Rowling from Jamiroquai, yeah. 01:05:01.491 --> 01:05:03.533 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Scabadoodood. 01:05:03.773 --> 01:05:06.256 It doesn't go too far, isn't it? 01:05:06.296 --> 01:05:06.577 Blame. 01:05:07.037 --> 01:05:10.741 But is he allowed in the circle? 01:05:10.761 --> 01:05:12.542 Would he get past the repellent? 01:05:12.562 --> 01:05:18.007 Well, there are all sorts of difficult areas of JK, aren't there? 01:05:18.908 --> 01:05:23.632 He's a marvellous little ball of goodness and badness. 01:05:23.872 --> 01:05:25.153 All wrapped together. 01:05:25.774 --> 01:05:29.017 Hey listen, we haven't done this feature for a while on the show, ladies and gentlemen. 01:05:29.057 --> 01:05:31.219 Let's have the famous name repurposing jingle. 01:05:32.939 --> 01:06:01.286 Famous name repurposing, I do it here at Nike It's really more some Wells if you do it Matthew, rightly If your life's not Boris Gooden off your Michael McIntyre Do some famous name repurposing And maybe things won't feel so Danny Dyer Famous name repurposing, of course, is where, well, I'll just give you some examples and you'll pick it up Claire Leak sent this one in, she says, Bonsoir, Adam Don Joe 01:06:02.489 --> 01:06:02.769 Don? 01:06:03.350 --> 01:06:03.531 In. 01:06:04.131 --> 01:06:05.293 Yeah, let's not go there again. 01:06:05.734 --> 01:06:07.276 I guess it's Adam Injo, isn't it Adam? 01:06:07.376 --> 01:06:07.797 Anyway, yeah. 01:06:08.277 --> 01:06:12.163 She says, this is surprisingly common lingo in university circles. 01:06:12.644 --> 01:06:15.168 A lower second class degree is a 2-2. 01:06:15.889 --> 01:06:16.449 A Desmond 2-2. 01:06:17.932 --> 01:06:19.894 For example, I got me a Desmond. 01:06:20.195 --> 01:06:21.476 Nice, no, says Claire Lee. 01:06:21.576 --> 01:06:22.197 Yeah, very nice. 01:06:22.217 --> 01:06:23.018 Yeah, Desmond Tutu. 01:06:23.238 --> 01:06:24.099 Got a nice little Desmond Tutu. 01:06:24.119 --> 01:06:24.439 I've met him. 01:06:24.840 --> 01:06:25.200 Have you? 01:06:25.300 --> 01:06:27.903 Yeah, he walks up and down the street where my parents live. 01:06:28.344 --> 01:06:28.624 Does he? 01:06:28.664 --> 01:06:29.345 What's he doing there? 01:06:29.385 --> 01:06:34.411 He's got some sort of relatives that live in Stockwell. 01:06:34.978 --> 01:06:36.539 Archbishop D.T. 01:06:36.699 --> 01:06:40.202 Certainly, many years ago, he was to be found walking through Stockwell in South London. 01:06:40.422 --> 01:06:40.943 Good one. 01:06:41.263 --> 01:06:41.563 Yeah. 01:06:41.763 --> 01:06:42.024 He's a dude. 01:06:42.044 --> 01:06:42.464 He's a mega-dude. 01:06:42.824 --> 01:06:45.206 Yeah, I've got some celebrities named reappropriation. 01:06:45.646 --> 01:06:47.107 Here's one from Amy Mannion. 01:06:47.147 --> 01:06:51.271 When I go into the bathroom to clean my teeth, I say, I'm off to Queen Latifah. 01:06:51.771 --> 01:06:52.351 Nice. 01:06:52.452 --> 01:06:52.832 Yeah. 01:06:53.072 --> 01:06:57.395 I mean, that's pretty good because it's, you know, it's the way you say it that makes it really work. 01:06:57.455 --> 01:06:58.416 I'm off to Queen Latifah. 01:06:58.616 --> 01:06:58.937 Yeah. 01:06:58.997 --> 01:07:00.218 You say, clean or Queen Latifah? 01:07:00.278 --> 01:07:00.998 Queen Latifah. 01:07:01.038 --> 01:07:01.819 She says the proper name. 01:07:01.839 --> 01:07:03.180 I'm off to Queen Latifah. 01:07:03.780 --> 01:07:03.840 Ah. 01:07:05.462 --> 01:07:06.443 That's quite good isn't it? 01:07:06.503 --> 01:07:07.004 Very good. 01:07:07.364 --> 01:07:13.051 Sam Clark says, instead of saying I'm off when I leave a gathering of people, I say I'm Tchaikovsky. 01:07:13.951 --> 01:07:14.271 Nice. 01:07:14.931 --> 01:07:16.332 Someone else... That must be a very old one. 01:07:16.372 --> 01:07:18.413 I can see them doing that in Tchaikovsky's time. 01:07:18.513 --> 01:07:19.053 Exactly. 01:07:19.333 --> 01:07:20.914 All dressed up in olden days clothing. 01:07:20.994 --> 01:07:21.494 That's right. 01:07:21.514 --> 01:07:23.195 Do you like my historical detail? 01:07:23.635 --> 01:07:28.898 I'm Tchaikovsky, I've just... But then it would be confusing, because people might think you were Tchaikovsky. 01:07:29.318 --> 01:07:30.358 Wait, you're Tchaikovsky? 01:07:30.639 --> 01:07:32.379 I've just heard your new symphonata. 01:07:32.619 --> 01:07:34.240 It's absolutely the tip-tops. 01:07:34.520 --> 01:07:35.441 Your new Vienna. 01:07:35.741 --> 01:07:37.482 No, no, no, I'm not actually Tchaikovsky. 01:07:37.762 --> 01:07:38.782 I just meant that I'm off. 01:07:38.962 --> 01:07:40.323 I'm offsky, like Tchaikovsky. 01:07:40.583 --> 01:07:42.404 Wait, are you or are you not Tchaikovsky? 01:07:42.844 --> 01:07:43.204 That kind of thing. 01:07:43.224 --> 01:07:44.585 Is there such a thing as a Vianeta? 01:07:45.005 --> 01:07:51.388 Yeah, it's like a... I mean, I know it's an ice cream cake, but is it an appropriate word to use when trying to sound as a... Is it a musical term? 01:07:51.608 --> 01:07:52.269 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 01:07:52.289 --> 01:07:52.509 Yeah. 01:07:53.169 --> 01:07:54.750 I think that's where Vianeta got its name from. 01:07:54.790 --> 01:07:55.791 Yeah. 01:07:55.831 --> 01:07:57.912 Here's one from Jodie Finlayson Burden. 01:07:58.672 --> 01:08:02.934 My dear boyfriend Dave asked me to pass him the laptop Vince the other day. 01:08:03.574 --> 01:08:09.918 As I'm nowhere near as smart or as politically tuned in as him, I looked vacant, to which he responded, the laptop Vince cable. 01:08:10.811 --> 01:08:11.632 Oh, how we laughed. 01:08:12.212 --> 01:08:13.713 Vince Cable, he's a politician. 01:08:13.873 --> 01:08:14.173 Yeah. 01:08:14.874 --> 01:08:16.115 Pass me the laptop, Vince. 01:08:16.235 --> 01:08:17.556 So he calls all cables Vince? 01:08:17.596 --> 01:08:17.896 Yeah. 01:08:18.376 --> 01:08:18.776 Right. 01:08:18.856 --> 01:08:20.297 I would have been confused by that as well. 01:08:20.458 --> 01:08:23.500 Well, you and Jodie, Finn, Lace and Burden should maybe get together. 01:08:24.120 --> 01:08:24.520 Laptop. 01:08:24.760 --> 01:08:27.302 Here's one that a few people sent in in various forms. 01:08:27.322 --> 01:08:28.123 This is from Johnny. 01:08:28.743 --> 01:08:30.344 He says, Hi, Adam and Joe. 01:08:30.624 --> 01:08:38.730 When I'm in bed with my girlfriend with a cup of tea and feeling incredibly happy and middle class, I turn to her and say, it's Nicholas Sarkozy in here. 01:08:39.350 --> 01:08:39.931 Good one. 01:08:39.991 --> 01:08:41.412 Keep it frosty, says Johnny. 01:08:41.652 --> 01:08:44.815 A few people had variations on Nicolas Sarkozy. 01:08:45.215 --> 01:08:45.656 That's annoying. 01:08:45.676 --> 01:08:47.337 Oh, it's lovely in Nicolas Sarkozy. 01:08:47.377 --> 01:08:47.798 Sarkozy. 01:08:49.479 --> 01:08:50.160 What was that noise? 01:08:50.180 --> 01:08:50.560 Eighty. 01:08:51.361 --> 01:08:52.862 Absolutely eighty. 01:08:52.882 --> 01:08:54.343 The French ate Sarkozy. 01:08:54.543 --> 01:08:56.185 Oh, it's the ate Sarkozy. 01:08:56.205 --> 01:08:56.765 Fascist. 01:08:56.965 --> 01:08:57.346 Why? 01:08:57.386 --> 01:08:59.508 Because... It's not my opinion or the castle's opinion. 01:08:59.588 --> 01:09:01.449 But you're quoting a French person that just likes it. 01:09:01.489 --> 01:09:02.710 I write French hat seller. 01:09:02.730 --> 01:09:03.371 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 01:09:03.391 --> 01:09:04.132 The pompative centre. 01:09:04.152 --> 01:09:06.614 But he's got a nice girlfriend. 01:09:07.856 --> 01:09:09.339 Oh, she's so nice. 01:09:10.000 --> 01:09:11.643 Look at the first lady. 01:09:12.144 --> 01:09:13.727 She's playing bad songs. 01:09:15.080 --> 01:09:15.380 Yeah. 01:09:15.620 --> 01:09:16.160 Do you want one more? 01:09:16.221 --> 01:09:16.621 Yeah, go on then. 01:09:16.861 --> 01:09:18.321 This is from Steven Nottingham. 01:09:19.302 --> 01:09:22.543 When something's a bit worn out and tatty, it's all jack tatty. 01:09:23.303 --> 01:09:26.345 As in, we need new wallpaper, it's a bit jack tatty. 01:09:26.365 --> 01:09:29.046 I mean, that's another sophisticated French art film reference. 01:09:29.506 --> 01:09:30.026 Yeah, love it. 01:09:30.666 --> 01:09:31.247 Love it, mate. 01:09:31.327 --> 01:09:31.667 Love it. 01:09:31.787 --> 01:09:32.207 Love that one. 01:09:32.247 --> 01:09:33.488 Here's one from Jennifer Herron. 01:09:33.708 --> 01:09:34.928 Hello, Buckles and Cornballs. 01:09:35.288 --> 01:09:39.230 Since I started watching Design for Life, that was that programme I was on a few weeks back. 01:09:39.270 --> 01:09:40.650 Yeah, what you did the voiceover for, right? 01:09:40.710 --> 01:09:41.731 I did the voiceover for. 01:09:42.271 --> 01:09:44.213 Oh, I'm just reading out another Sarkozy. 01:09:44.773 --> 01:09:46.975 I'm a jerk balloon. 01:09:47.295 --> 01:09:48.155 Well, maybe that's enough. 01:09:48.816 --> 01:09:49.777 Maybe we should wrap it up. 01:09:50.357 --> 01:09:51.818 She says that she's got a nice PS here. 01:09:51.838 --> 01:09:55.340 She says, I listen to your podcast when I'm out walking my son in his pram. 01:09:55.681 --> 01:10:03.987 And often people can't see my headphones, which means I do quite often look like a baby poo and vomit covered woman pushing a baby laughing maniacally. 01:10:04.287 --> 01:10:06.628 It's only a matter of time before social services are called. 01:10:07.649 --> 01:10:08.950 Thank you very much for that, Jennifer. 01:10:09.571 --> 01:10:10.352 Here's some music right now. 01:10:10.392 --> 01:10:12.934 We met this band, Joe, and we were doing the Camden Crawl. 01:10:12.954 --> 01:10:13.194 Did we? 01:10:13.234 --> 01:10:13.355 Yeah. 01:10:13.635 --> 01:10:20.181 They came up to us when we were just about to introduce madness and this attractive lady walked by and she said, oh, we listened to your show. 01:10:20.201 --> 01:10:21.502 And we're like, oh, thanks. 01:10:21.963 --> 01:10:23.064 And she said, yeah, we're in a band. 01:10:23.104 --> 01:10:24.004 We're called Chulips. 01:10:24.765 --> 01:10:26.166 And they're a real band. 01:10:26.466 --> 01:10:27.687 Chip-choe through the tulips. 01:10:27.767 --> 01:10:28.467 It turns out. 01:10:28.707 --> 01:10:29.448 And they're really good. 01:10:29.508 --> 01:10:30.108 Here's Slick. 01:10:30.328 --> 01:10:31.769 Terrific stuff there. 01:10:31.849 --> 01:10:33.550 That's tulips with Slick. 01:10:33.570 --> 01:10:35.951 This is Adam and Joe here on BBC 6 Music. 01:10:35.971 --> 01:10:45.877 Yeah, and we're very lucky to have some very creative and inventive listeners who pay great attention to the show and then sometimes lift little random bits out and musicalise them. 01:10:46.537 --> 01:10:54.323 And we've received a few versions of some sort of random idiotic throwaway singing we did, months and months ago. 01:10:55.424 --> 01:11:05.512 You know, in no way planned, just free form singing that wonderful listeners have kind of lifted out of the podcast and put to music and reproduced, right? 01:11:05.552 --> 01:11:06.874 Yeah, they've done a very nice job. 01:11:06.914 --> 01:11:12.118 I think it was, we played Radio Radio by Elvis Costello at the beginning of one show and we were speculating as to 01:11:12.798 --> 01:11:16.622 other kind of great songs that you might be able to play at the beginning of a radio program. 01:11:16.762 --> 01:11:22.588 Yeah, the idea being that if you record a song about the radio, people on the radio are more likely to play it. 01:11:22.808 --> 01:11:23.789 Yes, that's right. 01:11:23.889 --> 01:11:28.193 It's just a guaranteed way to get airplay, to sing a song in praise of radio. 01:11:28.554 --> 01:11:31.677 But that resulted in some idiotic free-form singing. 01:11:32.117 --> 01:11:33.378 But Anthony McKay 01:11:34.139 --> 01:11:44.989 has sent us the following version did he do a bit of my singing and a bit of your singing uh yeah he did he did um one for each yeah yeah so let's hear his his one he did for my singing 01:11:48.753 --> 01:12:03.076 Oh, the DJ that's playin' the song is cool And the station he works for is the best in the world The show he presents is number one in the city Radio is great, please play me, I'm pretty I mean, that's good production, isn't it? 01:12:03.096 --> 01:12:08.518 Very nice And he did a bit of yours as well Long is playin' on the radio 01:12:10.603 --> 01:12:36.819 come on let's go listen to the song on the radio this is a song that is playing right now that was more of a challenge but he really rose to it he's kind of characterized you as a sort of slick rock guy and characterized me as some kind of farm bumpkin right sat in a tub of cow uh excellent uh anthony mackie i think i maybe said your name probably before m-a-c-k-e-y 01:12:38.200 --> 01:12:39.100 Could be either, couldn't it? 01:12:39.301 --> 01:12:40.802 Well, let's just call him Anthony. 01:12:40.902 --> 01:12:41.422 Tony Tone. 01:12:41.702 --> 01:12:42.603 Tony, Tony, Tony. 01:12:42.943 --> 01:12:43.904 Thank you so much for that. 01:12:43.944 --> 01:12:44.564 That's fantastic. 01:12:44.584 --> 01:12:45.745 And then we got two more. 01:12:46.626 --> 01:12:50.148 And unfortunately, we've lost the name of the person who did these. 01:12:50.249 --> 01:12:54.852 So if you did these, quickly text or email and we will give you the credit you deserve. 01:12:55.773 --> 01:12:57.574 But have a listen to these as well. 01:12:58.294 --> 01:13:01.116 Oh, the DJ that's playing the song is cool. 01:13:01.217 --> 01:13:04.459 And the station he works for is the best in the world. 01:13:12.565 --> 01:13:16.389 He's kept in the kind of missing the beat at the end. 01:13:16.769 --> 01:13:18.170 He's done it amazingly there. 01:13:18.290 --> 01:13:20.912 That is good, that could be, I mean they'd play that on Capitol. 01:13:21.113 --> 01:13:23.214 Sure, he's got the auto tune there and everything. 01:13:23.314 --> 01:13:26.917 I mean that's, who were the guys that did, was it Eiffel65 who did... Right. 01:13:27.338 --> 01:13:32.422 And blue... And has she done one for you as well? 01:13:32.562 --> 01:13:32.982 Yeah, I think so. 01:13:34.003 --> 01:13:36.485 This song is playing on the radio. 01:13:36.605 --> 01:13:38.827 Hey-oh, come on, let's go. 01:13:39.147 --> 01:13:41.089 Listen to the song on the radio. 01:13:41.129 --> 01:13:43.131 This is the song that is playing right now. 01:13:43.951 --> 01:13:45.192 What kind of music is that? 01:13:45.312 --> 01:13:46.573 That's from the future. 01:13:46.593 --> 01:13:48.295 It's fun party music for kids. 01:13:48.495 --> 01:13:50.937 That's the kind of music they'll listen to in 2015. 01:13:51.257 --> 01:13:54.600 That's good though. 01:13:54.800 --> 01:13:55.761 But that guy's amazing. 01:13:55.781 --> 01:13:56.361 Get in touch. 01:13:56.441 --> 01:13:56.922 Or girl. 01:13:57.162 --> 01:13:57.622 Or girl. 01:13:57.702 --> 01:14:00.405 Because I mean, we should surely do a single with that guy. 01:14:00.945 --> 01:14:01.885 We should surely do it. 01:14:01.905 --> 01:14:05.407 This is a thing that, this is, I mean, I'm just, I'm not committing us to anything. 01:14:05.667 --> 01:14:06.748 Joe's already looking worried. 01:14:06.768 --> 01:14:10.349 He's crossed his arms, he's looking at me with a, don't say things like that face. 01:14:10.850 --> 01:14:13.791 But I think it would be great to do a single at some point. 01:14:14.451 --> 01:14:17.713 And that guy sounds like he could really fix us up. 01:14:17.933 --> 01:14:20.434 He feels like he's got his finger on the pulse of what the kids listen to. 01:14:20.454 --> 01:14:22.295 Yeah, I love that first one. 01:14:22.575 --> 01:14:23.415 He's got everything. 01:14:28.257 --> 01:14:30.018 And the Venga Bus it reminds me of as well. 01:14:30.078 --> 01:14:31.318 Yes, everyone loves the Venga Bus. 01:14:31.478 --> 01:14:33.058 You don't hear enough of that kind of music. 01:14:33.078 --> 01:14:33.398 You don't. 01:14:33.458 --> 01:14:33.998 Bring it back. 01:14:34.098 --> 01:14:37.499 Bring back early 90s club rubbish. 01:14:38.219 --> 01:14:42.560 Speaking of early 90s rubbish, was this early 90s or late 80s? 01:14:42.580 --> 01:14:43.320 That was late 80s, wasn't it? 01:14:43.340 --> 01:14:44.480 Oh, this is a great song. 01:14:44.740 --> 01:14:48.361 This is David Bowie from his rubbish period. 01:14:48.821 --> 01:14:53.422 And it was the first truly rotten album, I think, that Bowie put out tonight. 01:14:54.282 --> 01:14:55.403 Are you gonna sit there and defend for me? 01:14:55.423 --> 01:14:58.725 You're being very unmediated in your criticism of 80s classics. 01:14:59.025 --> 01:15:01.186 I absolutely- First of all, you're drubbing the twins. 01:15:01.306 --> 01:15:03.227 We know how much we love Bowie, right? 01:15:03.247 --> 01:15:04.788 Yeah, but where's the love gone? 01:15:05.348 --> 01:15:11.532 Well, I can't- He squandered the love when he put out this fetid piece of- This was the album that introduced me to Bowie. 01:15:11.912 --> 01:15:12.553 Tonight was? 01:15:12.793 --> 01:15:13.673 Well, maybe not. 01:15:13.693 --> 01:15:14.814 It never was, come on. 01:15:14.834 --> 01:15:16.395 I had the 12-inch gatefold of this. 01:15:16.815 --> 01:15:18.796 Well, the song that I'm going to play is great. 01:15:18.816 --> 01:15:20.077 Let's fire it off, James. 01:15:20.817 --> 01:15:21.677 Loving The Alien. 01:15:21.697 --> 01:15:22.858 I mean, this is the album version. 01:15:22.878 --> 01:15:25.019 I don't intend to play the full seven minute version. 01:15:25.039 --> 01:15:25.319 Why not? 01:15:25.399 --> 01:15:26.880 It's one of my mum's favourite songs. 01:15:27.220 --> 01:15:31.162 It is actually a brilliant song and he does a great bit of singing on it, but it is so... 01:15:32.322 --> 01:15:33.542 repulsively produced. 01:15:34.002 --> 01:15:38.903 And it's, I think he said himself that he wishes he could go back and have another crack at it. 01:15:38.923 --> 01:15:39.744 What's from this? 01:15:39.824 --> 01:15:40.704 What's repulsively produced? 01:15:40.724 --> 01:15:41.424 Well, I do love it. 01:15:41.464 --> 01:15:43.064 That's what I'm playing. 01:15:43.164 --> 01:15:44.905 But that's true, isn't it? 01:15:44.965 --> 01:15:45.425 Let's hear it. 01:15:45.445 --> 01:15:46.805 This is Loving the Alien. 01:15:47.505 --> 01:15:48.986 This is David Bowie. 01:15:49.426 --> 01:15:53.367 I hope you're enjoying this song about religious persecution and intolerance. 01:15:53.787 --> 01:15:57.027 But some things are even more important than aliens and loving them. 01:15:57.368 --> 01:15:58.928 That's why now it's time for the news. 01:15:59.568 --> 01:16:03.170 And that's the Franz Ferdinand with Know You Girls. 01:16:03.331 --> 01:16:05.272 Adam and Jo here on PBC6 Music. 01:16:05.532 --> 01:16:21.703 Don't forget listeners that if you're a music fan, the leader of the very first music band in the world, Sir Paul Macca Stroke McCartney, will be appearing on Lauren Laverne's new morning show on Monday at 10am the show starts. 01:16:21.743 --> 01:16:23.044 So check it out, right? 01:16:23.064 --> 01:16:25.025 I can't believe she's bagged Sir Macca. 01:16:25.485 --> 01:16:26.406 What's she gonna say to him? 01:16:26.426 --> 01:16:27.787 What kind of cheeky stuff will she say? 01:16:28.067 --> 01:16:29.327 She'll say cheeky things. 01:16:29.387 --> 01:16:30.527 He won't know what to say. 01:16:30.607 --> 01:16:31.448 It'll be embarrassing. 01:16:31.488 --> 01:16:32.168 She'll be fired. 01:16:32.188 --> 01:16:33.108 That'll be that. 01:16:33.928 --> 01:16:34.448 No, that's us. 01:16:34.468 --> 01:16:35.288 It's a little bit bleak. 01:16:35.308 --> 01:16:35.888 That's us. 01:16:35.928 --> 01:16:37.289 That's what would happen if we interviewed you. 01:16:37.309 --> 01:16:37.709 That was us. 01:16:37.769 --> 01:16:39.429 No, she'll say incredibly clever things. 01:16:39.629 --> 01:16:42.029 Can you imagine if we interviewed you as a maker? 01:16:42.069 --> 01:16:43.830 What an absolute car smash it would be. 01:16:43.930 --> 01:16:44.810 But listen, listeners. 01:16:45.110 --> 01:16:46.330 Right now it's time for this. 01:16:48.671 --> 01:16:49.511 Text-a-nation. 01:16:49.551 --> 01:16:51.491 Text, text, text, text-a-nation. 01:16:51.531 --> 01:16:52.511 What if I don't want to? 01:16:52.731 --> 01:16:53.491 Text-a-nation. 01:16:53.551 --> 01:16:54.552 But I'm using email. 01:16:54.732 --> 01:16:55.472 Is that a problem? 01:16:55.492 --> 01:16:56.032 It doesn't matter. 01:16:56.092 --> 01:16:56.332 Text! 01:16:58.956 --> 01:17:02.599 Text the Nation this week is all about the wickedest party what you've ever been to. 01:17:02.719 --> 01:17:05.041 The mouse wickedest party, right? 01:17:05.081 --> 01:17:08.784 Or like the cleverest idea anyone's had for making a party really memorable. 01:17:08.804 --> 01:17:10.826 They've got a fucking Bronco in there. 01:17:10.846 --> 01:17:11.607 I cannot believe that. 01:17:11.647 --> 01:17:12.407 I can't believe that. 01:17:12.427 --> 01:17:16.931 It's like a whole Bronco couldn't stay on for more than like five seconds. 01:17:17.011 --> 01:17:18.993 Here's a pretty cool one from Tom in Southampton. 01:17:19.053 --> 01:17:23.156 Hey A&J, when I was at uni I went to a destruction house party. 01:17:23.716 --> 01:17:29.100 The house was being knocked down during the summer, so our last party of that year we set about to help. 01:17:29.781 --> 01:17:36.206 Broken windows, ripping kitchen cupboards off walls, my friend and I spent a good half hour trying to break through a wall to no avail. 01:17:37.046 --> 01:17:39.328 Now that sounds pretty good, don't you think? 01:17:39.388 --> 01:17:42.210 Well, he says clearly that the house was due to be demolished. 01:17:42.310 --> 01:17:42.970 Yeah, it's fine. 01:17:43.010 --> 01:17:43.651 I'm not worried about that. 01:17:43.671 --> 01:17:45.252 I'm worried about personal injury. 01:17:45.532 --> 01:17:50.596 Because that kind of thing, you can very easily... I'm sure they were dressed in health and safety gear. 01:17:50.756 --> 01:17:51.937 You can hurt yourself. 01:17:52.827 --> 01:17:53.748 But it sounds like fun. 01:17:53.868 --> 01:17:55.571 It does sound absolutely smashing. 01:17:55.731 --> 01:17:56.612 Quite literally. 01:17:57.133 --> 01:17:58.174 What's the film where they do that? 01:17:58.214 --> 01:17:59.135 This is England, isn't it? 01:17:59.195 --> 01:18:05.764 They go, little Thomas Turgus and his pals, his racist pals all go into a derelict house and smash it up. 01:18:05.824 --> 01:18:07.366 I'm sure that's the heck out of it. 01:18:07.906 --> 01:18:09.388 I'm sure someone will tell me if I'm wrong. 01:18:10.080 --> 01:18:12.781 Here's another one from Somebody Anonymous. 01:18:13.401 --> 01:18:15.901 Once we had an anti-landlord party. 01:18:16.101 --> 01:18:18.382 So this person's obviously staying in a rented house. 01:18:18.822 --> 01:18:28.964 We had a UV strip light in the corner and handed out loads of UV security pens and wrote in four foot high letters what we thought of our landlord and got everyone to sign their names underneath. 01:18:29.384 --> 01:18:34.045 This was great, till the party got out of hand and all three emergency services turned up. 01:18:34.525 --> 01:18:36.306 Someone called the AA to complete the set. 01:18:37.446 --> 01:18:38.627 This is from Ben in Oman. 01:18:38.908 --> 01:18:39.308 P.S. 01:18:39.688 --> 01:18:50.517 don't use a smoke machine in a house because everyone wants to go and you can't see anything or anyone in your home, including the police or your friends or people stealing your stuff and a confused A.A. 01:18:50.557 --> 01:18:50.777 man. 01:18:51.858 --> 01:18:56.482 That would be terrifying, wouldn't it, if like just out of the smoke suddenly a policeman loses? 01:18:56.682 --> 01:18:57.543 Oi, stop it! 01:18:57.663 --> 01:18:58.123 Stop it! 01:18:58.143 --> 01:19:00.965 Look what you've written about your landlord in UV pen, you pout! 01:19:02.045 --> 01:19:02.585 Here's another. 01:19:02.705 --> 01:19:05.367 UV seems to be the flavour of the area. 01:19:05.947 --> 01:19:13.292 Here's one from LV, Star and LV in Brighton, and it simply says, UV ping pong party. 01:19:13.632 --> 01:19:15.613 Fun times with a bat and a ball. 01:19:15.873 --> 01:19:16.854 That sounds good, man. 01:19:17.034 --> 01:19:20.136 A UV-painted ping pong ball and UV-painted bats. 01:19:20.276 --> 01:19:22.457 Yeah, I mean, that does sound good, doesn't it? 01:19:22.477 --> 01:19:25.157 It's like a couple of ghosts playing ping pong in it. 01:19:25.177 --> 01:19:30.738 You know, it reminds me of that bit in The Game, with Michael Douglas, where he gets back and the guy's gone UV crazy all over his mansion. 01:19:30.758 --> 01:19:35.239 Yeah, well, John Shoemaker loves a bit of UV, as some in Batman begins as well, isn't he? 01:19:35.259 --> 01:19:35.559 That's Fincher! 01:19:35.799 --> 01:19:36.200 The Game. 01:19:36.300 --> 01:19:39.500 Oh, you're absolutely right, but Shoemaker... Oh, you're right, you're absolutely right. 01:19:39.720 --> 01:19:41.821 Yeah, UV's always fun, though, in a movie, eh? 01:19:41.981 --> 01:19:42.441 It is. 01:19:42.501 --> 01:19:43.241 You should have some of that. 01:19:43.261 --> 01:19:44.441 I can't believe I got that wrong. 01:19:45.022 --> 01:19:46.022 Oh, and how do I think? 01:19:46.082 --> 01:19:46.942 What are you thinking? 01:19:48.235 --> 01:19:49.016 Shoemaker. 01:19:49.777 --> 01:19:50.757 I was going to gloss over it. 01:19:52.539 --> 01:19:53.280 Here's another one. 01:19:56.042 --> 01:19:57.984 It's from somebody from a person. 01:19:58.384 --> 01:20:01.186 I would like to hold a nuclear fallout party. 01:20:01.707 --> 01:20:07.612 Within five minutes of everyone arriving, everything carried or worn by each guest would be burnt in a barrel in the middle of the room. 01:20:08.152 --> 01:20:15.135 to replicate the loss of material possessions in a quick and hot way, perhaps to the sound of a particularly dreary Morrissey song. 01:20:15.755 --> 01:20:26.199 Then, once the anger and fury and sadness had abated, in what I'm sure would be a very heated period of time, we would form small groups in various parts of the house to see how we'd manage. 01:20:27.039 --> 01:20:31.141 It would be a good way to carve up the group to ensure I get to hang with the people I want to hang with. 01:20:31.821 --> 01:20:39.990 Ultimately, to them, I'd be making a provocative statement about war, but to me, it would be my way of not having to provide any food or drink or music or gimmicks. 01:20:40.370 --> 01:20:42.012 They'd have to party using their wits. 01:20:42.633 --> 01:20:46.397 Whoa, that is a cerebral party, that person's hardcore, don't you think? 01:20:46.737 --> 01:20:47.378 It's anonymous. 01:20:47.678 --> 01:20:48.339 Anonymous? 01:20:48.959 --> 01:20:49.300 I think. 01:20:49.795 --> 01:20:52.356 Hey man, do you remember those crazy... Hey man! 01:20:52.416 --> 01:20:53.937 Hey man! 01:20:53.957 --> 01:20:59.439 Do you remember those crazy parties that we used to go to in the 80s? 01:20:59.459 --> 01:21:06.342 I actually had a point there, apart from singing Hey Jude, which was, like, do you remember there was a whole bunch of... I was singing Suffragette City. 01:21:06.942 --> 01:21:08.863 But he probably doesn't say hey man in that, does he? 01:21:08.903 --> 01:21:09.604 Hey man! 01:21:10.044 --> 01:21:11.585 Oh, leave me alone, you know. 01:21:11.625 --> 01:21:12.445 Yeah, he does, there you go. 01:21:13.005 --> 01:21:16.207 Um, there was, we did a report on that guy Justin Etsin. 01:21:16.668 --> 01:21:19.830 He used to organise all those sexy parties for like... Toph parties. 01:21:19.910 --> 01:21:20.550 Toph balls. 01:21:20.770 --> 01:21:21.451 Team Toph Balls. 01:21:21.491 --> 01:21:21.671 Yeah. 01:21:22.191 --> 01:21:24.453 And there was a whole vogue for those kind of things. 01:21:24.493 --> 01:21:25.433 I'm sure they still happen. 01:21:25.874 --> 01:21:31.477 A big sort of mad, hedonistic, destructive, but it can't just be posh kids, surely, or is it just a posh kid? 01:21:31.497 --> 01:21:32.478 Oh, they got the money, haven't they? 01:21:32.558 --> 01:21:33.639 They got the money, haven't they? 01:21:33.659 --> 01:21:35.060 Here's another one from Les. 01:21:35.540 --> 01:21:37.742 I want a party in a room of flies. 01:21:38.442 --> 01:21:39.803 People would go crazy. 01:21:40.284 --> 01:21:43.587 There would be interesting pursuits and a fat man would be forced to do the hoovering. 01:21:44.067 --> 01:21:44.307 What? 01:21:44.688 --> 01:21:48.010 I don't know, but that's quite tangential, don't you think? 01:21:48.030 --> 01:21:49.111 That is very tangential. 01:21:49.131 --> 01:21:49.992 In a room of flies. 01:21:50.012 --> 01:21:52.715 I mean, that could be an element to my Vietnam War party. 01:21:52.755 --> 01:21:53.015 Yeah. 01:21:53.675 --> 01:21:55.217 Damien Hirst style party. 01:21:55.257 --> 01:21:55.537 Yeah. 01:21:55.937 --> 01:21:58.259 This is from Dan, aged 26, in the Cotswolds. 01:21:58.560 --> 01:22:03.244 For my dad's 40th, they carpeted the back garden and turfed the living room. 01:22:04.244 --> 01:22:05.846 Not sure why, maybe they were drunk. 01:22:06.346 --> 01:22:08.928 The water board had to come out because they thought there was a leak. 01:22:09.308 --> 01:22:12.750 But it turns out it was the fake clouds using a lot of water. 01:22:12.790 --> 01:22:12.991 What? 01:22:13.031 --> 01:22:13.691 Is that a joke? 01:22:14.251 --> 01:22:16.933 Or did they really have a little weather, an indoor weather system? 01:22:17.574 --> 01:22:20.416 Have you, did you read this one out and think, yeah, I'm gonna... Yes, I did. 01:22:20.436 --> 01:22:23.057 I'm gonna read this out because this is almost... Well, the first bit was good, wasn't it? 01:22:23.117 --> 01:22:24.939 Carpeted the back garden and turfed the living room. 01:22:24.979 --> 01:22:26.560 And then he's got fake clouds. 01:22:26.920 --> 01:22:31.523 That's the kind of thing they do in China for the Olympics, but not for like some guy's party. 01:22:32.243 --> 01:22:33.764 Dan, age 26 in the Cotswolds. 01:22:33.804 --> 01:22:35.505 Hello, do you do weather systems? 01:22:35.945 --> 01:22:39.627 Yes, I was wondering if I could just hire a microclimate for the weekend. 01:22:39.747 --> 01:22:42.268 Listen, Count Bucky loses his pouring scorn upon your party. 01:22:43.269 --> 01:22:44.470 Give us some more detail. 01:22:44.510 --> 01:22:46.050 Tell us whether it's true or not. 01:22:46.151 --> 01:22:51.954 I am one of the stupidest people in the world, but you know, when I see something even stupider than that, I like to pour a little scorn bucket over it. 01:22:52.639 --> 01:22:53.760 You've got micro-climates. 01:22:54.020 --> 01:22:54.821 Here's the CBs. 01:22:54.841 --> 01:22:56.101 This is Misdemina. 01:22:56.201 --> 01:23:00.404 That's the CBs there, with their cover of Foster Silver's Misdemina. 01:23:00.424 --> 01:23:01.585 And they're a new act. 01:23:01.725 --> 01:23:05.008 And that's a very, very faithful, I mean, cover of the thing. 01:23:05.048 --> 01:23:06.148 It's almost identical. 01:23:06.389 --> 01:23:12.953 We would point you towards the 1973 original, because presumably that's a female lead singer singing it there on that cover. 01:23:12.973 --> 01:23:13.173 Yeah. 01:23:13.353 --> 01:23:16.035 And the original is a kind of a kid singing, right? 01:23:16.175 --> 01:23:17.076 Yeah, yeah. 01:23:17.096 --> 01:23:17.716 Michael Jackson style. 01:23:17.736 --> 01:23:21.119 Which gives it an extra little layer of, you know, interest. 01:23:21.579 --> 01:23:22.601 Yeah, but that was nice. 01:23:22.781 --> 01:23:23.222 Very nice. 01:23:23.282 --> 01:23:24.263 The CBs there. 01:23:24.684 --> 01:23:30.854 Now, Joe, how do you feel about like when you read the names that famous people give their children? 01:23:30.874 --> 01:23:31.815 Do you have any interest in that? 01:23:31.836 --> 01:23:33.859 Do you sometimes chortle or do you not bother? 01:23:35.347 --> 01:23:36.288 I don't mind, really. 01:23:36.308 --> 01:23:39.949 No, I mean, you know, I'm pro people giving their children crazy names. 01:23:39.989 --> 01:23:40.610 I don't mind it. 01:23:40.910 --> 01:23:46.813 Like, I never joined in when people used to ridicule the names of Bob Geldof and his wife's children. 01:23:46.833 --> 01:23:48.353 Paul Yates. 01:23:48.473 --> 01:23:48.694 Right. 01:23:49.254 --> 01:23:51.695 And Jonathan Ross's children and stuff like that. 01:23:51.735 --> 01:23:55.297 I don't mind the Fifi tricks of bells and the honeys and the pixies and all that kind of stuff. 01:23:55.337 --> 01:23:55.957 I think that's fine. 01:23:56.457 --> 01:24:04.119 But there's a weird sort of middle ground when celebrities have obviously thought about what name to give their children and they're making some kind of a statement there. 01:24:04.379 --> 01:24:09.201 For example, Tandy Newton's children, I found out, are called Nico and Ripley. 01:24:10.381 --> 01:24:13.502 Well, Ripley's good because that's Sigourney Weaver in Alien. 01:24:13.542 --> 01:24:15.802 Yeah, but to name your daughter Ripley? 01:24:15.882 --> 01:24:16.302 Ripples. 01:24:16.462 --> 01:24:17.203 I think that's all right. 01:24:17.223 --> 01:24:18.123 That's a lot to live up to. 01:24:18.183 --> 01:24:21.284 She might be called Nipples. 01:24:21.704 --> 01:24:24.225 But I thought it was sort of pretentious to go after Ripley. 01:24:24.245 --> 01:24:25.525 Well, it's quite old now, Alien. 01:24:25.945 --> 01:24:29.647 Yeah, I don't think it's you know, I don't think that's like a default response. 01:24:29.667 --> 01:24:32.248 You'll get in this in the playground any now plus It's an 18. 01:24:32.328 --> 01:24:32.689 Yeah. 01:24:33.189 --> 01:24:33.389 Yeah. 01:24:33.449 --> 01:24:34.930 Yeah, so the younger children might have seen it. 01:24:34.950 --> 01:24:36.050 What's the generation? 01:24:36.271 --> 01:24:38.292 Niko, that's quite old-school. 01:24:38.352 --> 01:24:38.792 It's fine. 01:24:38.812 --> 01:24:41.273 I mean, it's it's it's a fairly common name. 01:24:41.293 --> 01:24:47.777 Yeah It's not just the preserve of Niko, but Ripley I mean Ripley is just Sigourney Weaver from alien, right? 01:24:47.797 --> 01:24:50.318 I think there's never been anyone else ever called Ripley. 01:24:50.338 --> 01:24:50.358 I 01:24:50.518 --> 01:24:53.582 I don't know, I mean they must have named, Ripley's more of a surname, isn't it? 01:24:53.902 --> 01:24:57.346 And it was good in the, like in the film is Ripley her first name? 01:24:57.386 --> 01:24:58.507 Ripley's, believe it or not? 01:24:58.627 --> 01:25:00.549 In the film she's Ellen Ripley, right? 01:25:00.970 --> 01:25:05.855 So, to give a child like a surname as their first name is always a strange thing, I feel. 01:25:07.056 --> 01:25:11.397 How about, like, if you had daughters, would you give them crazy names or just go traditional? 01:25:12.177 --> 01:25:12.578 I don't know. 01:25:12.638 --> 01:25:14.758 I wouldn't mind a crazy name if I thought of one. 01:25:14.798 --> 01:25:15.298 Tank Girl? 01:25:16.339 --> 01:25:17.939 Tunkles? 01:25:18.299 --> 01:25:18.859 Armistad? 01:25:19.279 --> 01:25:20.039 Armistad. 01:25:20.140 --> 01:25:21.320 That would be a nice name for a little girl. 01:25:21.340 --> 01:25:21.880 That would be a good one. 01:25:21.900 --> 01:25:22.940 Yes, you're absolutely right. 01:25:23.480 --> 01:25:24.381 Erin Brockovich? 01:25:24.601 --> 01:25:25.601 Like, just as one name. 01:25:26.041 --> 01:25:26.761 Erin Brockovich. 01:25:27.481 --> 01:25:28.422 Erin Brockovich Cornish. 01:25:28.462 --> 01:25:29.482 Yeah, that would be nice. 01:25:30.422 --> 01:25:33.323 Because she's a, you know, generously chested campaign lady. 01:25:33.964 --> 01:25:35.028 Azkaban is announced. 01:25:35.048 --> 01:25:36.133 Called my son Azkaban. 01:25:36.253 --> 01:25:36.515 Yeah. 01:25:36.756 --> 01:25:37.459 That might be good. 01:25:38.403 --> 01:25:38.724 Pongo. 01:25:39.858 --> 01:25:41.079 Well, Pongo is good. 01:25:41.259 --> 01:25:43.881 If I had two boys, if I had another two boys... I'm thinking of Cape Fear McNamee. 01:25:43.901 --> 01:25:46.584 That's the full name. 01:25:46.604 --> 01:25:47.504 That's one name. 01:25:47.604 --> 01:25:50.167 Yeah, Cape Fear is the Christian name, McNamee is the surname. 01:25:50.187 --> 01:25:51.187 Cape Fear McNamee Corny. 01:25:51.207 --> 01:25:52.509 McNamee, it sounds almost Scottish. 01:25:53.309 --> 01:25:54.130 Because of the Mac. 01:25:54.330 --> 01:25:56.272 I'd go for Pongo Euclid Buxton. 01:25:56.792 --> 01:25:57.813 Pongo Euclid. 01:25:58.013 --> 01:25:58.353 Yeah. 01:25:58.794 --> 01:25:59.514 Because it's fun. 01:25:59.534 --> 01:26:00.915 I'd go for... That's something a bit more cerebral. 01:26:01.016 --> 01:26:05.339 I'd go for Feston, Dogville, Antichrist. 01:26:06.581 --> 01:26:08.765 Feston, Dogville, Antichrist, come on! 01:26:08.866 --> 01:26:10.208 Tease ready, Antichrist! 01:26:11.770 --> 01:26:12.970 Stop bullying Feston! 01:26:13.130 --> 01:26:18.231 And you could have a little, uh, list of, you know, your manifesto for how to run the family. 01:26:18.251 --> 01:26:20.152 They'd only ever be allowed to play a natural light. 01:26:21.112 --> 01:26:25.193 And they wouldn't be allowed to have any non, uh, what's it called? 01:26:25.253 --> 01:26:26.433 Digetic music playing. 01:26:28.394 --> 01:26:29.714 They'd have to obey the rules of dogma. 01:26:30.894 --> 01:26:31.875 And who's the naughtiest one? 01:26:31.975 --> 01:26:32.715 I bet it's Feston. 01:26:32.955 --> 01:26:33.635 It's Feston. 01:26:33.895 --> 01:26:37.696 Yeah, well, I don't know how Antichrist gets obsessed with all this stuff with those rusty scissors. 01:26:38.796 --> 01:26:39.336 Here's some music. 01:26:39.356 --> 01:26:40.437 This is your free choice, Joe. 01:26:40.677 --> 01:26:41.117 Is it now? 01:26:41.137 --> 01:26:42.558 Here's some Stereo Lab. 01:26:42.858 --> 01:26:44.259 They're a group, a band. 01:26:44.639 --> 01:26:46.400 This is called Cellulose Sunshine. 01:26:46.540 --> 01:26:47.860 Well, that's, uh, hello, listeners. 01:26:47.880 --> 01:26:48.761 That's it for this week. 01:26:49.041 --> 01:26:52.062 It's time for us to leave you in the capable hands of Liz Kershaw. 01:26:52.082 --> 01:26:56.084 Thank you very much to everyone who's texted and emailed, and thanks for listening. 01:26:56.724 --> 01:27:02.146 I poo-pooed the weather system earlier and it turned out they were like cotton clouds, you know? 01:27:02.166 --> 01:27:05.327 Yeah, Dan, your reputation is clear, the clouds were real. 01:27:06.028 --> 01:27:09.489 Don't forget next week our show starts at 10am until 1pm. 01:27:10.469 --> 01:27:15.071 Today's show's available on Listen Again and it'll be out in podcast form on Monday. 01:27:15.551 --> 01:27:16.291 We love you, bye! 01:27:16.311 --> 01:27:17.392 Bye-bye.