WEBVTT 00:06.394 --> 00:13.542 There'll be some music and some random talking in between, and then eventually the whole thing will just end. 00:13.922 --> 00:17.446 Fabulous stuff, that's talking heads there with Psycho Killer. 00:17.526 --> 00:19.568 Hey, it's Adam and Joe here. 00:20.009 --> 00:21.470 Hey, this is Joe speaking. 00:21.671 --> 00:22.912 Hey, this is Adam speaking. 00:22.932 --> 00:26.356 Do you know some people still can't tell which of us is which? 00:26.809 --> 00:34.393 We do have a similar kind of a cadence to our voices, but you, Joe Cornish, are trained. 00:34.413 --> 00:36.174 No, it's complementary. 00:36.674 --> 00:40.596 Are trained a trained radio for speaking, presenting person. 00:40.796 --> 00:42.057 I had two hours of training. 00:42.277 --> 00:46.299 And your voice is very even, always easily heard. 00:46.519 --> 00:47.521 That's nice of you to say. 00:47.701 --> 00:51.487 Whereas mine tends to fluctuate, skitter around. 00:51.667 --> 00:52.869 People prefer your voice. 00:53.389 --> 00:54.471 I'm not sure that's true. 00:54.491 --> 00:55.653 Ladies think it's sexy. 00:55.893 --> 01:01.782 You know, I was going to talk about this later on, but I was listening to the podcast in the car the other day with my beautiful wife. 01:02.723 --> 01:08.049 And over the engine noise, it was very easy to hear everything you said perfectly, beautifully, crystal clear. 01:08.630 --> 01:14.316 It was not so easy to hear a lot of what I was saying, because when I was speaking like this in a kind of normal way, fine, everything's fine. 01:14.917 --> 01:18.321 But then when I start shouting if I get angry about something, 01:18.621 --> 01:19.601 Which does happen! 01:19.861 --> 01:22.582 Mmm, it's the exact same frequency as a car engine. 01:22.762 --> 01:27.743 It blows out a little bit, yeah, and it starts interrupting the car engine, the wheels start shuddering. 01:28.063 --> 01:29.344 It's like when you wind the window down. 01:29.364 --> 01:31.804 Wheels start shuddering, what it creates a reverberative effect. 01:31.904 --> 01:36.966 You know, like when you wind the window down a little bit and you get a kind of Doppler effect. 01:36.986 --> 01:37.266 Yes. 01:37.286 --> 01:38.186 A little bit like that. 01:38.206 --> 01:39.266 A Doppler effect. 01:39.326 --> 01:40.086 Is that what it's called? 01:40.146 --> 01:40.706 I don't know. 01:40.726 --> 01:41.427 No, Doppler effect is like... 01:42.987 --> 01:50.911 You know there's a thing if you drive along an avenue in France on a sunny day and there are stroboscopic shadows that pass over your car like that. 01:51.071 --> 01:53.032 It can make you go a bit mental. 01:53.612 --> 01:54.753 Is that the Doppler effect? 01:54.833 --> 01:55.453 I don't know! 01:55.874 --> 01:57.314 Someone will tell us. 01:57.574 --> 02:00.696 One of our listeners, the other thing I sometimes do is I speak quite softly. 02:01.361 --> 02:04.064 And that's totally inaudible on the podcast over the carnals. 02:04.084 --> 02:05.566 Well, what an idiot hole you are. 02:05.986 --> 02:06.446 This is my point. 02:06.466 --> 02:07.548 How many podcasts now? 02:07.568 --> 02:07.548 90,000. 02:08.428 --> 02:10.170 Something like 93. 02:10.310 --> 02:14.054 And you've made a complete pig's ear hole of it all? 02:14.094 --> 02:14.575 This is the thing. 02:14.635 --> 02:17.337 We've even had letters about this in the past, which I have poo-poo'd. 02:18.198 --> 02:20.199 Well, that serves you right for poo-pooing in lessons. 02:20.440 --> 02:21.360 Well, I've learned a lesson. 02:21.400 --> 02:24.162 I've, you know, I'm- Serves you right for posting your poo-pooing. 02:24.182 --> 02:25.663 The poo-poo came right back at me. 02:26.083 --> 02:27.084 And I'm sorry about it. 02:27.244 --> 02:31.267 Listeners, I'm gonna do my best to speak in an even- even- on an even keel. 02:31.687 --> 02:39.913 So, um, of course, anyone who's listening to this live is a member of Black Squadron, the secret covert elite listening force that this show enjoys. 02:40.473 --> 02:41.093 Isn't that correct? 02:41.133 --> 02:45.716 That is correct, because you're up at an ungodly hour, which is 9am on a Saturday morning. 02:46.077 --> 02:47.217 On the day the world ends. 02:47.418 --> 02:47.898 Exactly. 02:48.918 --> 02:52.199 Mmm 2012 I thought yeah, what no it's just very gray and rainy. 02:52.259 --> 02:57.960 Oh here in London There's an apocalyptic feeling in the it is absolutely Mel Gibbons out there, but of course last week. 02:58.000 --> 03:05.261 We had the very capable Justin Lee Collins and Andrew Dice clay Filling in for us, right? 03:05.581 --> 03:12.502 Yeah, they're real nice and herring are Collins and herring Andrew Collins and Richard Herring and they did a superb job Thank you very much to them. 03:12.682 --> 03:13.442 Yeah, we were honored. 03:13.482 --> 03:15.803 You know We're always fun. 03:15.863 --> 03:16.683 Just overcome 03:18.604 --> 03:20.946 We were really honored that they stepped in to fill in for us. 03:20.966 --> 03:22.347 Yeah, that's classy. 03:22.948 --> 03:24.409 Amazing people depping for us. 03:24.449 --> 03:32.076 But they issued a black squadron command and their command was to send in a photo of yourself visually approximating you and I, Adam and Joe. 03:32.196 --> 03:34.158 So I guess a lanky one and a beardy one. 03:35.118 --> 03:38.161 And it's not insulting to say you're beardy, you've got a beard. 03:38.261 --> 03:42.505 Listen, I was genuine thanks because I thought maybe you would go for other physical characteristics. 03:42.845 --> 03:43.646 There you go. 03:43.806 --> 03:45.808 Long and stumpy. 03:45.948 --> 03:47.629 And they got 18 responses. 03:48.190 --> 03:48.830 So you know what? 03:49.071 --> 03:50.612 I mean, for them, that's disappointing. 03:51.092 --> 03:53.755 But for me, for Black Squadron, that's kind of cool. 03:54.095 --> 03:59.280 Because the majority of Black Squadron said, no, we're not taking orders from these substitute leaders. 03:59.940 --> 04:00.521 Do you know what I mean? 04:00.821 --> 04:03.724 No, not any old person can swan in and give us an order. 04:04.204 --> 04:07.848 It's got to come from Count Buckley's and Torpedo Commander Cornball's. 04:08.129 --> 04:09.610 Decorated ranking offices. 04:09.630 --> 04:10.772 Yeah, exactly, exactly. 04:11.312 --> 04:15.157 So in a way, congratulations to those 18 people who sent in photos of themselves as us. 04:16.158 --> 04:17.699 But in another way... How dare you! 04:17.719 --> 04:18.701 You've been court-martialed. 04:19.361 --> 04:20.302 Get out of the squadron. 04:20.422 --> 04:26.706 Because the previous week, when our abstract Black Squadron command was problem biscuits, we had 121 responses. 04:26.946 --> 04:27.627 They were very good. 04:27.647 --> 04:30.949 That was quite an abstract command and required a lot of thinking in the squadron. 04:31.089 --> 04:32.870 There is going to be another command in a second. 04:33.110 --> 04:34.191 It's a simpler command. 04:34.711 --> 04:36.433 It's a slightly artistic command. 04:37.233 --> 04:40.775 And we must warn you at this stage to use non-toxic pens. 04:41.616 --> 04:43.978 Be very careful what pen you use to execute the command. 04:43.998 --> 04:48.861 We take no responsibility for the ink that you use and the effect it might have. 04:49.301 --> 05:19.070 yeah on you when you do the command immediately after joe issues the command we will be playing some music from mariachi el bronx a track called litigation what do we know about this they're a us punk band also known as the bronx this is from their fourth studio album released in september of this year they're on tour in the uk i've never heard of these people jeez you can't just spring these people on us i mean there's a picture of them apparently and then he's got no pants on him he's 05:19.170 --> 05:20.471 Are they on the lav? 05:20.491 --> 05:23.953 No, he's got no pants, but he's protecting his modesty with his hands. 05:23.973 --> 05:24.754 He's on the lav. 05:24.794 --> 05:25.694 They're in a cubicle. 05:25.994 --> 05:27.975 They're all crowded into a lavvy cubicle. 05:28.536 --> 05:33.759 That's exactly what you'd expect from the US punk band, also known as the Bronx. 05:34.439 --> 05:39.302 And as soon as Joe issues the command, we will fire into Mariachi L Bronx. 05:39.403 --> 05:41.184 It's a photo command, of course. 05:41.224 --> 05:46.427 We're asking you to obey the command and then take a photo of the results of your abation. 05:47.808 --> 05:54.616 That's not it is now a bad tree probation and the number is six four zero four six That's that's the text number. 05:54.636 --> 06:00.203 The email is Adam and joe dot six music at BBC dot co dot UK Text will be charged at the standard call rate. 06:00.363 --> 06:01.625 Yeah, I'm just making that up. 06:01.825 --> 06:02.966 No one's told me to say that. 06:03.046 --> 06:03.247 All right. 06:03.267 --> 06:06.871 This is the kind of thing that people say good James very good 06:07.171 --> 06:13.075 And yeah, you must be prepared for it to be published on a blog which is accessed by billions of people internationally, right? 06:13.115 --> 06:14.436 That's a slight exaggeration. 06:14.596 --> 06:14.816 Yeah. 06:15.296 --> 06:17.237 But it's worth saying anyway, are we ready then? 06:17.417 --> 06:17.638 Yeah. 06:18.358 --> 06:19.299 Stand by Black Squadron. 06:19.739 --> 06:20.619 Here is your command. 06:21.200 --> 06:22.160 Felt Penta 2! 06:22.481 --> 06:24.522 It's described as a punk band here. 06:24.882 --> 06:26.203 Does that sound punky to you? 06:26.543 --> 06:28.664 Well, it's sort of... It sounded quite polished. 06:29.005 --> 06:29.605 Yeah, it is. 06:29.645 --> 06:31.686 I mean, that's not what punk's all about, isn't it? 06:31.706 --> 06:32.487 No, it's not. 06:32.507 --> 06:34.108 Has the meaning of the word changed a bit? 06:35.034 --> 06:38.156 Punk, I mean, it covers a whole range of things, doesn't it? 06:38.176 --> 06:40.838 I mean, originally, punk is just a kind of a sneer. 06:41.519 --> 06:43.760 It's a word that's been around for hundreds of years. 06:44.881 --> 06:51.966 And it was really only used... Tell us a bit about the history of the word punk, starting now. 06:52.346 --> 06:59.171 What was William Shakespeare that first coined the word punk to describe some of the bands that were coming out of New York? 07:01.467 --> 07:01.507 70s. 07:04.550 --> 07:07.052 Some fun facts about punk for you there, listeners. 07:07.892 --> 07:09.053 So how are you doing, listeners? 07:09.093 --> 07:10.134 How's your week been? 07:10.935 --> 07:12.056 How's your week been, Joe? 07:12.997 --> 07:14.318 It's been all right, thanks very much. 07:15.018 --> 07:28.109 The big thing that happened to me that got me very excited while we were away, because we've been away for a couple of weeks in case you didn't know, was that we got a message through, we've got different agents, myself and Joe, but my agent sent a message through 07:28.669 --> 07:32.131 that got me quite excited, because usually you get a lot of requests through in the week. 07:32.231 --> 07:33.291 I mean, I get hundreds. 07:33.711 --> 07:34.672 You do, don't you? 07:34.852 --> 07:36.653 It's an empty dustbin. 07:36.693 --> 07:37.393 Yeah. 07:37.433 --> 07:38.513 Empty that dustbin. 07:38.754 --> 07:39.594 My, these weeds. 07:39.614 --> 07:41.555 Why haven't you emptied that dustbin? 07:41.695 --> 07:42.335 Exactly. 07:42.355 --> 07:44.516 What are these crumbs doing around the bed? 07:44.536 --> 07:47.798 What are all those dustbin bags doing around that lab post? 07:48.618 --> 07:49.939 The children need bathing. 07:49.979 --> 07:50.759 When will you be home? 07:50.819 --> 07:51.479 That kind of thing. 07:51.899 --> 07:57.522 So it was exciting to get a message that was titled Stella McCartney request. 07:57.722 --> 07:58.082 Yes. 07:58.202 --> 07:59.363 From my agent, right? 07:59.583 --> 08:01.144 Oh, I was thinking about this the other day. 08:01.204 --> 08:03.225 And so I thought, what the heck ins? 08:03.665 --> 08:08.748 And I thought it's going to be some like, you know, boring PR circular or something like that. 08:09.108 --> 08:10.389 So click, click on the message. 08:11.189 --> 08:23.176 It's only an invitation from Stella to turn on the lights in her Stella shop for an invited audience of around 300 family and friends. 08:23.516 --> 08:23.856 Oh, no. 08:24.076 --> 08:32.261 Can you imagine the kind of family and friends that will be present at Stella McCartney's Christmas light shop opening switching on ceremony? 08:32.921 --> 08:36.183 I mean, last year she had Peter Kay doing the honours, right? 08:36.863 --> 08:42.867 Peter Kay started by seeing a couple of numbers in his Peter Kay way with Paul McCartney. 08:44.488 --> 08:47.792 The year before that, she had, I think, Matt and Dave from Little Britain. 08:48.132 --> 08:51.436 In the past, she's had the fast show guys turning on the lights. 08:51.616 --> 08:53.478 This is illustrious company, right? 08:53.799 --> 08:54.960 And she is asking us. 08:55.321 --> 09:00.767 So I immediately think, like, maybe there's been some mistake and someone's pulled out at the last minute. 09:01.087 --> 09:06.091 No, no, this was a genuine ask, right, for me and Joe to do this for Stella. 09:06.991 --> 09:10.454 And so I said, yeah, I'm up for it if Joe is. 09:11.154 --> 09:12.195 Joe wasn't up for it. 09:13.596 --> 09:14.016 You know what? 09:14.056 --> 09:15.697 I didn't really think about it that much. 09:15.737 --> 09:24.083 All I thought about was how, uh, paralytically excruciating I would find it to stand up in front of those people and sing some song wars song. 09:24.183 --> 09:24.644 Here's the thing. 09:24.844 --> 09:25.704 I probably would too. 09:25.905 --> 09:26.405 Well, you know what? 09:26.505 --> 09:30.428 About a week later I suddenly realised, well, maybe Paul McCartney would have been there. 09:31.709 --> 09:33.810 Seriously, that popped into my head. 09:33.850 --> 09:36.872 But then I thought, well, is that the right motivation for doing it? 09:37.453 --> 09:38.794 Should one really do something like that? 09:38.914 --> 09:42.016 Just because I want to like schmooze with amazing people. 09:42.036 --> 09:43.837 It's not a question of schmoozing. 09:44.177 --> 09:46.939 She herself is a legendary fashion designer. 09:47.039 --> 09:50.181 Her father happens to be one of the most influential and important things in music. 09:50.221 --> 09:51.602 Is that the right reason to do something? 09:51.722 --> 09:52.003 Yes! 09:52.603 --> 09:52.883 Yes. 09:53.124 --> 09:54.365 In this case, yes. 09:55.385 --> 09:56.867 What would one hope to get from it? 09:57.587 --> 09:58.368 An anecdote. 09:58.928 --> 10:00.830 To tell your children. 10:00.850 --> 10:01.991 Would you want to make friends with them? 10:02.031 --> 10:04.152 What would be your fantasies the night before? 10:04.673 --> 10:08.336 Well, obviously the fantasy is that you all get on very well in a lifelong friendship. 10:08.356 --> 10:10.017 And then you become a friend of their McCartney's. 10:10.097 --> 10:10.778 Yeah, exactly. 10:10.818 --> 10:11.478 That's the fantasy. 10:11.779 --> 10:14.801 But worst case scenario, it's an absolute disaster. 10:14.921 --> 10:15.181 Yeah. 10:15.221 --> 10:16.742 You and I humiliate ourselves. 10:16.762 --> 10:16.842 Yes. 10:17.182 --> 10:18.203 There's absolute silence. 10:18.223 --> 10:18.383 Yes. 10:18.523 --> 10:21.964 Guy Ritchie rushes over and punches you for inadvertently insulting Stella. 10:21.984 --> 10:23.005 Why is that the worst case scenario? 10:23.345 --> 10:24.646 But this is an excellent scenario. 10:24.666 --> 10:26.326 This is the best case scenario. 10:26.346 --> 10:32.349 Paul McCartney is livid about how inadvertently rude we've been about Stella's latest clothing range. 10:32.690 --> 10:34.891 He runs over, lamps me in the face. 10:34.911 --> 10:35.731 You would love that. 10:36.572 --> 10:39.256 says that I'm never allowed to listen to a Beatles record ever again in my life. 10:39.276 --> 10:40.878 Just him touching you would be amazing. 10:40.978 --> 10:49.991 Stella McCartney starts crying and has a spanned... I tell you what would happen, we'd turn up and it would be another woman called Stella McCartney. 10:51.064 --> 10:52.565 Yeah, who designed all her friends. 10:52.605 --> 10:52.905 Yeah. 10:53.785 --> 10:54.585 That's what would happen. 10:54.665 --> 10:55.906 Here's the thing. 10:55.986 --> 10:56.986 Here's the punchline, right? 10:57.586 --> 10:58.907 Guess who they've got to replace us? 10:59.047 --> 10:59.227 You. 10:59.507 --> 10:59.927 Do you know? 11:00.107 --> 11:00.567 On your own. 11:00.667 --> 11:01.187 No, I don't. 11:01.227 --> 11:01.587 You don't. 11:01.848 --> 11:02.588 The Mighty Boosh. 11:03.128 --> 11:03.688 Ah, there you go. 11:03.808 --> 11:05.249 I mean, that's not bad, is it? 11:05.369 --> 11:05.969 They'll be great. 11:06.309 --> 11:07.150 Of course, they'll be great. 11:07.170 --> 11:08.652 They'll be a lot better than we. 11:08.892 --> 11:10.454 I mean, I'm amazed she didn't go to them first. 11:10.514 --> 11:11.375 Maybe she didn't. 11:11.435 --> 11:12.196 They weren't able to do it. 11:12.236 --> 11:14.338 But I don't know if they are actually doing it. 11:14.358 --> 11:17.142 I don't know if they've said yes, but I probably shouldn't even be talking about anything. 11:17.162 --> 11:18.523 You probably shouldn't be talking about it. 11:18.663 --> 11:19.885 I'm never going to get asked again. 11:20.085 --> 11:20.766 No, exactly. 11:21.487 --> 11:21.887 But anyway. 11:21.907 --> 11:22.508 I'm sorry, man. 11:22.708 --> 11:23.269 That's OK. 11:23.729 --> 11:27.211 I mean, I'm going to take a lot of kicking from the listeners, probably, for that decision. 11:27.792 --> 11:29.513 Something felt a bit wonky about it. 11:29.533 --> 11:30.333 You're probably right. 11:31.094 --> 11:32.775 I definitely go round to Dindins. 11:33.075 --> 11:33.615 Oh, would you? 11:33.836 --> 11:37.018 Yeah, but if there's like a public show, then I'm not sure. 11:37.518 --> 11:42.161 Yeah, well, we were going to be like kind of performing monkeys, but I would have been absolutely fine with that. 11:42.401 --> 11:43.602 You should have done it on your own. 11:44.362 --> 11:46.443 They didn't warn me on my own. 11:46.463 --> 11:47.443 They said they were after a double act. 11:47.463 --> 11:52.445 There should be some kind of standing for me who's got more chutzpah. 11:52.885 --> 11:55.606 A big kind of cardboard cutout. 11:55.987 --> 11:57.387 Yeah, that's all I do anyway. 11:57.467 --> 11:59.048 No one would notice the difference. 12:00.249 --> 12:01.510 Here's a free play for you listeners. 12:01.730 --> 12:06.134 I've been enjoying Devendra Banhart's new album. 12:06.534 --> 12:10.538 He's a kind of stylistic magpie, particularly on this record. 12:10.618 --> 12:12.600 Usually he does his warbly folk thing. 12:12.960 --> 12:19.647 But on this one, it's like he's going through every kind of musical style he can think of and doing a pretty good job of making lovely tunes out of them. 12:20.067 --> 12:22.850 Here's his cod reggae number, which is pretty good. 12:23.010 --> 12:24.051 You like cod reggae, right? 12:24.671 --> 12:26.093 What sort of a thing is that to say? 12:26.153 --> 12:26.453 You do! 12:26.493 --> 12:28.716 You've come in before and said, I love cod reggae. 12:28.736 --> 12:29.917 Let's have some cod reggae. 12:30.117 --> 12:30.497 Have I? 12:30.578 --> 12:31.178 Yes. 12:31.218 --> 12:32.019 And what did I play? 12:32.840 --> 12:38.586 Well, in that instance, I think you played some real reggae, but I mean, maybe you played musical youth, which is somewhere in between. 12:38.606 --> 12:43.071 There's a really terrible Jamiroquai cod reggae track that I like for the most reasons. 12:43.151 --> 12:43.952 I love cod reggae. 12:43.972 --> 12:44.833 Called Sailing Along. 12:45.427 --> 12:46.887 I like Thomas Dolby's cod reggae. 12:46.907 --> 12:48.508 I like Joe Jackson's cod reggae. 12:49.008 --> 12:50.908 And here's some Devantra Banhart cod reggae. 12:50.928 --> 12:51.569 This is fooling. 12:51.729 --> 12:52.629 What's a Skindy? 12:53.469 --> 12:54.609 It's Skindy. 12:55.109 --> 12:56.130 A Skindy on a Jones. 12:56.830 --> 12:59.750 He's a very badly sunburnt archaeologist. 12:59.770 --> 13:00.371 And he comes after you. 13:00.391 --> 13:01.571 Why do you have to watch out for him? 13:01.651 --> 13:03.871 Because you've got an icon in your pocket. 13:06.212 --> 13:07.292 I see. 13:07.612 --> 13:12.533 Listen, we've had an amazing response to the Black Squadron command, which was felt pen tattoo. 13:12.553 --> 13:16.214 I don't know where to start. 13:16.274 --> 13:17.894 We've had lots and lots of pictures. 13:18.955 --> 13:21.975 Nipples, bums, thighs, shoulders. 13:22.295 --> 13:23.576 You didn't show me the nipples once. 13:23.616 --> 13:24.916 Well, it's a man's nipple. 13:26.056 --> 13:26.396 There it is. 13:26.416 --> 13:30.357 Well, a lady has written a made-up joke on her back, even. 13:31.257 --> 13:32.677 And it's not a good made-up joke. 13:32.697 --> 13:33.938 Give her a name check, is her name there? 13:35.098 --> 13:35.818 She hasn't written her name. 13:35.838 --> 13:36.858 A lot of them are anonymous. 13:37.018 --> 13:43.340 Well, the photo only goes down to her Butox, so her name may be written in another world that we can't see in this photograph. 13:43.360 --> 13:46.480 It says, I love Adam and Jo, made up joke. 13:46.820 --> 13:49.501 What does Father Christmas say when he eats sweet corn? 13:49.941 --> 13:51.761 Ho, ho, ho, green giant. 13:52.421 --> 13:55.242 Somebody's written Adam and Jo on the side of a horse. 13:55.882 --> 13:56.483 Is that cool? 13:56.543 --> 13:57.164 Yeah. 13:57.264 --> 13:58.426 I don't know whether that's cool. 13:58.526 --> 14:00.529 I don't know whether that's something we should encourage. 14:00.729 --> 14:03.633 I would hope it's a kind of organic ink they've used. 14:03.673 --> 14:03.973 Yeah. 14:04.494 --> 14:05.515 But let's assume it is. 14:05.996 --> 14:07.919 In which case, yes, it's coarse graffiti. 14:08.019 --> 14:08.199 Yeah. 14:08.259 --> 14:09.100 I mean, you don't get much. 14:09.120 --> 14:10.042 It's not a horse in a field. 14:10.082 --> 14:10.462 It's a horse. 14:10.502 --> 14:11.884 It's obviously the person's horse. 14:12.044 --> 14:12.265 Yeah. 14:12.765 --> 14:15.506 It could be Noggins, the Adam and Jo horse. 14:15.526 --> 14:16.066 Absolutely. 14:16.446 --> 14:19.768 Because you wouldn't want to encourage animal graffiti, would you? 14:20.108 --> 14:20.148 No. 14:20.188 --> 14:23.349 Is that something that kids generally stop at that, don't they? 14:24.269 --> 14:25.230 Do they? 14:25.690 --> 14:26.670 I don't know, I don't know. 14:26.790 --> 14:28.951 It's certainly you're right, it's not to be encouraged. 14:29.191 --> 14:29.411 No. 14:29.891 --> 14:33.272 But thank you to everyone who sent a photo in, that's fantastic. 14:33.312 --> 14:34.313 I mean there's so many, it's 14:34.873 --> 14:48.768 hard to to pick which one to choose but obviously we didn't prescribe what to tattoo on the body so lots of some people have drawn our faces and drawn nice messages about the show other people have written more disturbing things 14:50.650 --> 14:51.791 in more disturbing ways. 14:51.851 --> 15:01.059 But of course the acceptable highlights of those photos will go up on our blog as soon as possible and we will count them up for the end of the show. 15:01.159 --> 15:07.885 Or next week we'll give a number count and see exactly how many fully qualified Black Squadron members are out there. 15:07.905 --> 15:08.786 Because you love stats. 15:09.326 --> 15:09.886 I love stats. 15:09.926 --> 15:10.807 You absolutely love stats. 15:10.827 --> 15:11.727 They call me stato. 15:11.967 --> 15:12.808 Johnny Graphface. 15:13.748 --> 15:14.809 Johnny Graphface. 15:14.909 --> 15:15.729 That's not a good name. 15:15.749 --> 15:17.130 I'm not saying it's a brilliant name for you. 15:17.150 --> 15:17.870 That's what they call you. 15:17.970 --> 15:18.150 Yeah. 15:18.170 --> 15:20.492 Because you love graphs and stats. 15:20.692 --> 15:22.653 It is 9.30 here on BBC Six Music. 15:22.693 --> 15:23.433 It's time for the news. 15:23.913 --> 15:31.137 So I was just pointing out that we haven't stood down Black Squadron and suggesting that we play the jingle to stand them down. 15:31.717 --> 15:34.899 James Sterling, the producer, Adam Buxton, seemed to think we didn't need to do that. 15:35.399 --> 15:36.860 that we could let that slide, you know? 15:37.040 --> 15:40.562 We didn't play the stand-to-attention jingle at the beginning of the show. 15:40.982 --> 15:45.045 As a Black Squadron commander, I feel strongly that we should play the jingle, you know? 15:45.065 --> 15:45.485 Right. 15:45.545 --> 15:46.846 It's like the Manchurian candidate. 15:46.866 --> 15:50.388 We've got to deactivate them otherwise God knows what'll happen for the rest of the day. 15:50.408 --> 15:51.608 They'll all just carry on tattooing. 15:51.628 --> 15:52.789 They have to be stood down. 15:52.809 --> 15:57.172 Start tattooing strangers, going up to old ladies, tattooing them in the face. 15:57.492 --> 15:58.052 Yeah, sure. 15:58.252 --> 15:58.913 Okay, fair enough. 15:59.053 --> 15:59.673 Stand him down. 15:59.753 --> 16:00.694 Tattooing babies. 16:03.383 --> 16:10.893 Stand down, your work is done You've earned yourself a nice warm bath And maybe a nice little bun 16:15.066 --> 16:16.147 There you go. 16:16.367 --> 16:16.988 That's better. 16:17.348 --> 16:19.691 Incidentally, just before that, we played Do You Remember the First Time? 16:19.731 --> 16:21.933 That was Pulp, of course, from way back in 1994. 16:23.335 --> 16:29.501 Jarvis Cocker, ex of Pulp, will take over Sunday Afternoons here at BBC Six Music. 16:29.902 --> 16:35.988 He's going to be on from 3.30 to 5.30pm, from the 10th of January, 2010, when we make contact. 16:36.128 --> 16:36.749 That'll be cool. 16:36.869 --> 16:37.610 Yeah, it'll be amazing. 16:37.630 --> 16:41.373 I saw him at the Fantastic Mr. Fox premiere. 16:41.413 --> 16:43.014 He plays a part of it, doesn't he? 16:43.054 --> 16:43.375 He does. 16:43.415 --> 16:46.317 He sings a little song and there's an animated version of him. 16:46.818 --> 16:50.160 And I saw him there with his little son, Minnie Jarvis, dressed just like him. 16:50.180 --> 16:53.023 And I very nearly went over and talked to him. 16:53.283 --> 16:54.104 He's a very nice man. 16:54.264 --> 16:54.584 Yeah. 16:54.724 --> 16:57.907 Because I thought the six music thing could get me in there, you know. 16:57.927 --> 16:58.047 Right. 16:58.127 --> 16:59.649 Hey, I'm a fellow DJ. 17:00.029 --> 17:00.269 Yeah. 17:00.930 --> 17:01.410 But I didn't. 17:01.810 --> 17:01.991 No. 17:02.391 --> 17:02.631 No. 17:02.731 --> 17:03.192 Good story? 17:03.612 --> 17:04.453 That is a good story. 17:04.513 --> 17:04.793 Yeah. 17:04.853 --> 17:07.936 I mean, this is how all our celebrity stories are ending, though, now, isn't it? 17:08.576 --> 17:09.817 I could have done, but I didn't. 17:09.837 --> 17:10.198 But I didn't. 17:11.499 --> 17:13.200 That could be our biog. 17:14.001 --> 17:15.062 That's right, the Adam and Jo story. 17:15.082 --> 17:16.423 What's Ant and Dex one called? 17:16.443 --> 17:17.524 We could have done, but we didn't. 17:17.604 --> 17:20.907 Ant and Dex's biog is called What a Lovely Pair. 17:21.888 --> 17:22.969 That's just about right, though, isn't it? 17:23.129 --> 17:23.549 Do you think? 17:23.850 --> 17:24.370 Yeah. 17:24.410 --> 17:28.194 It's cheeky, it's fun, it's actually exciting. 17:28.394 --> 17:31.176 It's an innuendo, isn't it? 17:32.357 --> 17:33.618 They are a lovely pair, though, I do. 17:33.879 --> 17:35.840 Hey, it's nearly... Is it this weekend, even? 17:35.900 --> 17:37.342 I'm a celebrity, get me out of here! 17:42.333 --> 17:43.954 I swear, what's my life come to? 17:43.994 --> 17:46.336 I'm genuinely excited about that show coming back. 17:46.676 --> 17:53.080 And I know that's sort of indefensible and right-thinking people a lot of the time find that show moronic and not easy to watch. 17:53.541 --> 17:55.282 I think you're one of those people, aren't you, Joe? 17:55.982 --> 17:58.064 But I absolutely love it. 17:58.204 --> 18:00.726 Me and my wife, we genuinely love it. 18:00.746 --> 18:03.408 We fall in love again every year when that show comes on. 18:03.748 --> 18:05.729 Just sit there and look at each other in the eyes. 18:05.949 --> 18:06.870 I love you, darling. 18:06.930 --> 18:08.011 I love you too, darling. 18:09.764 --> 18:15.527 And then it starts out in debt come on and we just hug each other and quake and cry and cry and laugh and laugh. 18:16.788 --> 18:20.470 And then we talk about it afterwards, have a little deconstruction. 18:20.490 --> 18:25.232 Oh, at first I thought that celebrities they got on looked like a boring lot. 18:25.412 --> 18:27.934 How could they get drama out of this bunch of no-hopers? 18:28.234 --> 18:31.856 But then it got exciting and by Tuesday I was hooked. 18:32.276 --> 18:47.963 that kind of thing yeah yeah we chat to each other about all that stuff can't wait i really don't know what to say you like some of those kind of things though you like a lot of you like the x-factor right i like it before they go into the studio yeah that's what everyone says 18:48.183 --> 18:49.324 Yeah, I agree with everyone. 18:51.206 --> 18:52.407 You count out of everyone. 18:53.148 --> 18:53.689 Music right now. 18:53.709 --> 18:54.910 This is Regina Spector. 18:54.990 --> 18:55.591 Is it Regina? 18:56.511 --> 18:57.512 Yeah, or Regina. 18:58.594 --> 18:59.434 I like to say Regina. 18:59.595 --> 19:00.135 This is Eat. 19:00.415 --> 19:00.996 Here we go. 19:01.296 --> 19:02.998 We let that one fade all the way out. 19:03.098 --> 19:04.359 No, because she was still doing stuff. 19:04.399 --> 19:05.480 I didn't... Yeah, she was going... 19:06.541 --> 19:07.483 Yeah, well that's important. 19:08.263 --> 19:09.164 That's very important. 19:09.305 --> 19:10.226 That's what she's known for. 19:10.926 --> 19:11.447 Regina. 19:11.927 --> 19:14.450 This is Adam and Jo here on BBC 6 Music. 19:15.031 --> 19:22.679 Last weekend we went to visit some friends and we had a long drive, me and my family, about four hours or something, so I loaded up. 19:22.779 --> 19:24.321 I made a compilation for the car, right? 19:24.341 --> 19:24.962 You've got to do that. 19:25.683 --> 19:26.524 Who are these friends? 19:26.544 --> 19:27.105 Where did they live? 19:28.086 --> 19:29.648 They lived over in Sussex. 19:30.088 --> 19:30.409 Okay. 19:31.210 --> 19:32.431 So from Norfolk to Sussex? 19:32.612 --> 19:34.234 Yeah, yeah, four hours. 19:34.614 --> 19:36.537 Henry Etta and Jason we went to visit. 19:36.557 --> 19:37.098 Oh, they're lovely. 19:37.178 --> 19:39.080 They are lovely and we don't see nearly enough of them. 19:39.120 --> 19:41.423 No, I've never seen them, I don't think, have I? 19:41.964 --> 19:42.725 You may have done, yeah. 19:43.726 --> 19:44.567 Yeah. 19:44.667 --> 19:48.229 He's very handsome, she's very attractive, and they wouldn't really have anything to say to you. 19:48.249 --> 19:48.709 That's me. 19:49.410 --> 19:49.530 Oh. 19:50.530 --> 19:52.692 You're confusing them with me and my girlfriend. 19:52.752 --> 19:58.836 Anyway, so we went to see them, loaded up work, did the compilation for the car, and burnt off a few podcasts, right, from the show. 19:58.936 --> 20:05.540 Because my wife generally doesn't get to listen, because she's always doing bits and pieces with the children, just too busy on a Saturday morning, etc. 20:06.061 --> 20:07.922 And she certainly doesn't download the podcast. 20:08.542 --> 20:12.383 So I like to keep her abreast of what I'm actually doing with my Saturday mornings. 20:13.103 --> 20:14.403 Also, it's a nice opportunity. 20:14.423 --> 20:16.424 So four hours in the car listening to yourself. 20:16.804 --> 20:16.984 Yeah. 20:17.244 --> 20:18.884 Chuckling along really loudly. 20:19.124 --> 20:19.364 Wow. 20:19.564 --> 20:20.165 Here's the thing. 20:21.185 --> 20:26.826 I didn't get to chuckle along that much because she was so busy chuckling along at everything you said. 20:27.206 --> 20:27.806 Ah, nice. 20:27.986 --> 20:28.586 Clever woman. 20:28.966 --> 20:29.246 Right? 20:29.707 --> 20:31.267 Every single thing you said... 20:34.734 --> 20:44.641 Snorts sometimes they were snorts right chuckling chuckling away always liked your wife and And then right we get to retro text the nation hmm on the podcast. 20:44.681 --> 20:44.941 Yes. 20:45.181 --> 21:00.591 She is singing along singing singing along Flipping retro text the nation jingle that Joe done and then throughout the rest of the day She's singing the jingle like to sell one ring around the head bright 21:04.814 --> 21:20.811 Unbelievable and like so a couple of times she caught herself doing it when I was looking at him and She could see that I was actually genuinely a little bit disturbed by it So she had to stop herself doing it, you know, yeah, she couldn't stop it became like a problem for herself It's ridiculous. 21:20.831 --> 21:21.972 Should we hear what she was singing? 21:22.373 --> 21:22.573 Sure 21:23.800 --> 21:38.368 I like to listen to Adam and Joe But I listen to the podcast, not the live show I used to feel a cute frustration Cause I couldn't join in with Tex the Nation 21:39.028 --> 21:53.671 But now my troubles have disappeared Because Red's Road takes the nations here And now my letter might be read out Instead of thrown in the bin and forgotten about 21:58.007 --> 21:58.908 letting it fade out. 21:58.928 --> 21:59.308 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 21:59.328 --> 21:59.988 It's important. 22:02.109 --> 22:05.511 You know, we should credit James Richards, the gentleman that did the piano for that. 22:05.591 --> 22:05.831 Yeah. 22:06.111 --> 22:08.052 He didn't even do the music for that. 22:08.613 --> 22:08.913 I didn't. 22:08.933 --> 22:09.693 My wife. 22:09.733 --> 22:12.695 That's pretty much down to James, any any power that has. 22:13.195 --> 22:18.918 But your wife, you know, she's she has to live with you so she can fully contextualize your comments. 22:18.938 --> 22:19.578 Do you know what I mean? 22:19.598 --> 22:20.039 Yeah, I do. 22:20.259 --> 22:24.701 Like things are funnier and better coming from people who you don't really know the reality 22:24.941 --> 22:43.291 of course of course I know I know I'm an escape for her you're a dreadful man prison fleshy bars mental chains rolls horizontal roll bars on my tummy but listen it's time for um retro tech 22:46.428 --> 22:50.171 I was trying to switch the image from rolls of fat to a six-pack. 22:52.472 --> 22:53.853 It's retro Text the Nation time. 22:53.893 --> 23:05.402 This is the part of the show where we read out your contributions to the previous week's Text the Nation subject, even though, of course, Collins and Herrin were filling in for us last week. 23:05.462 --> 23:07.984 So this is a two-week-old Text the Nation. 23:08.044 --> 23:12.967 This is the Text the Nation we had about furious arguments that arise during family games. 23:13.027 --> 23:15.349 Yeah, it's so old and confusing that I haven't got a single one. 23:15.529 --> 23:15.889 Don't you? 23:16.129 --> 23:18.271 No, I totally forgot to pick them and fill it them out. 23:18.291 --> 23:19.092 I've only got two. 23:19.272 --> 23:19.512 Have you? 23:19.552 --> 23:20.012 Well, that's good. 23:20.032 --> 23:20.733 Well, that's good. 23:20.953 --> 23:21.453 It's brief. 23:21.613 --> 23:21.834 Yeah. 23:22.014 --> 23:22.294 All right. 23:22.314 --> 23:23.935 This is from Scott Innes. 23:24.235 --> 23:25.116 Rhymes with Guinness. 23:25.716 --> 23:28.518 My granddad is entirely unable to admit when he's wrong. 23:28.959 --> 23:32.561 This came to a head during a Christmas game of trivial pursuit some years back. 23:33.022 --> 23:39.927 Asked to name the capital of Saudi Arabia, answer, Riyadh, he smiled slyly and claimed that this was a trick question. 23:40.287 --> 23:41.568 There was no capital city. 23:42.108 --> 23:46.669 He was shouted down by everyone else but refused to accept that the answer on the card was correct. 23:46.929 --> 23:48.369 It must be out of date, he claimed. 23:49.090 --> 23:55.691 When Tolter stopped being silly and accepted that he'd got it wrong, he left the room and returned wielding an atlas. 23:56.111 --> 23:58.152 He leafed through it until he found the right page. 23:58.692 --> 24:03.173 There was silence for a moment before he shut the book and said, well, the atlas is wrong too. 24:04.473 --> 24:07.315 He sat in near silence for the remainder of the night. 24:08.215 --> 24:09.016 Good for him, man. 24:09.036 --> 24:10.697 That's good dad behavior, isn't it? 24:10.797 --> 24:11.477 The Atlas is wrong. 24:11.517 --> 24:12.437 The world is wrong. 24:12.457 --> 24:13.418 This is a stupid Atlas. 24:13.778 --> 24:14.519 Out of date. 24:14.779 --> 24:17.860 What do you do when fact-checking needs to be done? 24:17.900 --> 24:20.702 If you're having a Barney with your wife, are you immediately on Google there? 24:20.722 --> 24:22.603 Well, of course technology's changed that, hasn't it? 24:22.623 --> 24:22.703 Yeah. 24:22.723 --> 24:24.644 Enormously over the last decade. 24:24.864 --> 24:29.627 Yeah, my girlfriend tends to boot up the laptop at the drop of her hat. 24:29.768 --> 24:30.648 Oh, she's the one that does it. 24:30.688 --> 24:34.571 Yeah, she'll have Wi-Fi installed in her brain as soon as possible. 24:34.751 --> 24:36.492 That's what I do as well in my wife's size. 24:36.753 --> 24:37.573 Oh, there you go. 24:37.593 --> 24:38.854 You're booting up Google, aren't you? 24:39.214 --> 24:40.795 As soon as there's any disagreement. 24:41.076 --> 24:42.617 I don't think that's the case, darling. 24:42.697 --> 24:43.377 No, I think it is. 24:43.637 --> 24:44.538 Well, let's just find out. 24:48.078 --> 24:49.519 Yeah, one more, here's one more. 24:49.539 --> 24:51.781 Dear Adam and Jo, this is from Fran in Pool. 24:52.122 --> 24:53.623 My auntie has very long hair. 24:54.044 --> 25:04.173 When she used to play Monopoly with my dad and my other auntie as children, a sweep of the hair would brush all the houses and pieces off the board and the game would have to come to an end and be declared a draw. 25:04.213 --> 25:05.194 This is a thing I was talking about. 25:05.214 --> 25:06.075 It's a good technique, don't you think? 25:06.135 --> 25:06.815 Yeah, sure. 25:06.955 --> 25:09.117 Just wipe it all off the board if you're losing. 25:09.498 --> 25:09.958 Oh dear! 25:10.379 --> 25:10.679 Swoosh! 25:10.999 --> 25:26.116 Now I remember actually, although I can't credit it, there was another message from someone who got in a state playing monopoly and they got the car piece out of the box and just drove it all over the board saying, boy racer, boy racer, knocking all the... That's a clever idea. 25:27.057 --> 25:29.258 Do you know Ridley Scott's new film is Monopoly? 25:29.698 --> 25:30.138 No. 25:31.059 --> 25:35.821 Hasbro, the company that make, I'm not sure whether they make Monopoly, but they make all those games. 25:36.141 --> 25:42.944 They've been trotting around Hollywood for the last year or so, selling all the rights, trying to develop movies out of risk. 25:43.564 --> 25:47.526 I'm not sure whether they've got a Coplunk one on the go yet, but it's only a matter of time. 25:47.566 --> 25:49.246 But definitely risk is up and running. 25:49.306 --> 25:50.687 You'll direct the Connect Four, right? 25:50.847 --> 25:52.388 I'd love to direct the Connect Four one. 25:52.408 --> 25:52.888 Wouldn't that be good? 25:52.908 --> 25:54.648 It would be a terrorist thriller. 25:55.269 --> 25:57.029 And they'd be explosive chips! 25:57.570 --> 26:01.451 Yeah, and the explosive chips and a huge kind of Golden Gate Bridge underneath. 26:01.511 --> 26:03.052 It would be like Die Hard 3. 26:03.632 --> 26:06.673 You know, when they're running... Because Die Hard 3 is a bit like a game show anyway. 26:06.713 --> 26:12.136 When they're running around New York, Bruce Willis and Samuel L. Jackson trying to solve... Who's the villain? 26:12.176 --> 26:12.776 What's his name? 26:15.337 --> 26:16.638 What's the actor Jeremy Irons? 26:16.658 --> 26:17.999 They're trying to solve his riddles. 26:18.579 --> 26:23.122 So it's like that old TV game show 3-2-1 as a kind of explosive thriller. 26:23.142 --> 26:23.883 That's what it would be like. 26:24.183 --> 26:24.643 Very good. 26:24.863 --> 26:25.263 Can't wait. 26:26.184 --> 26:28.445 So he's going to get Rusty Crow in Monopoly. 26:28.485 --> 26:30.427 Ridley Scott directing the Monopoly film. 26:31.067 --> 26:40.971 And there's stuff about it online, how he's saying he's going to be true to the board game, as if it's like a great novel where you have to stick to the characters, how there's going to be a man in a little car and a top hat. 26:41.011 --> 26:44.413 And just a big walking top hat on its own and a boot. 26:44.513 --> 26:45.793 But which city will he set it in? 26:46.094 --> 26:47.634 Because it's regional Monopoly, isn't it? 26:47.694 --> 26:50.275 Depending on where you live, you can get it for your city, right? 26:50.395 --> 26:50.996 Yes, of course. 26:51.776 --> 26:52.317 Answer me that. 26:52.457 --> 26:53.457 He could set it anywhere. 26:53.497 --> 26:54.258 He could set it in space. 26:54.278 --> 26:56.260 I've got the limited edition Star Wars monopoly. 26:56.380 --> 26:58.261 It's all set in the Star Wars universe. 26:58.481 --> 27:00.283 You could do it anywhere he wants. 27:00.323 --> 27:01.183 You could do it up his bum. 27:03.785 --> 27:04.966 You've got a free play right now. 27:05.426 --> 27:05.787 I do. 27:05.927 --> 27:08.569 I'm just being completely silenced by that comment. 27:08.589 --> 27:09.570 Because it's such a good idea. 27:12.478 --> 27:13.599 RSA are going to be on that. 27:14.099 --> 27:15.000 What is my free play? 27:15.020 --> 27:15.440 Hey Riddles. 27:15.840 --> 27:19.483 Oh yeah, this is something you burnt off for me, Adam. 27:19.783 --> 27:21.024 How do you say this chap's name? 27:21.104 --> 27:21.804 Marcus Valle. 27:21.864 --> 27:22.485 Marcus Valle. 27:22.525 --> 27:24.886 And he's a Brazilian singer-songwriter, correct? 27:24.946 --> 27:25.246 Yeah. 27:25.547 --> 27:30.029 And he's pretty popular over there in Brazil and also all around the world. 27:30.069 --> 27:31.030 This is from his album. 27:32.091 --> 27:32.611 Oh dear. 27:33.271 --> 27:35.873 Previsao de Tempo. 27:36.013 --> 27:36.694 What does that mean? 27:36.734 --> 27:37.314 You're Spanish. 27:37.374 --> 27:38.535 Previsao de Tempo. 27:38.575 --> 27:39.756 He's Brazilian, I think. 27:40.576 --> 28:00.101 and your Spanish yeah I don't know what that means something about time but this is a classic album of his yeah all his lovely stuff some of his stuff is a bit more cheesy Riffic did you know that he wrote the music for via Sesamo Brazil's version of Sesame Street no I didn't yeah he's a bit of a genius this guy check this out this is called Tira Améo 28:00.529 --> 28:00.989 Very nice. 28:01.350 --> 28:03.811 That's the Yeah Yeah Years from their album It's Blitz. 28:04.212 --> 28:05.452 One of my albums of the year, Joe. 28:05.593 --> 28:05.933 Really? 28:06.113 --> 28:07.134 Absolutely, yeah. 28:07.674 --> 28:10.656 And that was called Off...no, Heads With The Off. 28:10.676 --> 28:11.657 Heads With The Off. 28:12.918 --> 28:13.598 Are you sure? 28:13.618 --> 28:17.081 There's Adam and Joe here on BBC Six Music. 28:17.101 --> 28:18.522 I don't know if I said that already, but it is. 28:19.242 --> 28:25.747 And I was complaining a little bit about my wife's obsession with Joe's retro text, The Nation Jingle. 28:26.047 --> 28:27.388 The thing that gets me right 28:27.828 --> 28:30.670 is that I get a certain, you know, I do a lot of jingles, right? 28:30.690 --> 28:31.491 I pump out the jingles. 28:32.091 --> 28:41.658 And as I have admitted many times before on this show, and I think both of us do this, we use a lot of stuff that is supplied by GarageBand and other kind of music-creating programs like Logic and stuff. 28:41.738 --> 28:43.459 Well, because they're clearance-free loops, right? 28:43.479 --> 28:50.103 Clearance-free loops, but not only the loops, sometimes we sing over the prepackaged jingles that you get in there as well, right? 28:50.424 --> 28:52.085 Not that often, but every now and again. 28:52.986 --> 29:01.320 And, um, we're always fairly upfront about it when we do, but that doesn't stop people emailing in and pointing out the fact as if they've just rumbled our smelly-vanilli style. 29:01.901 --> 29:03.203 And it drives me insane! 29:03.894 --> 29:12.479 especially when there's also an avalanche of praise for Joe's retro-textination jingle, which is just a never ending of our launch. 29:12.999 --> 29:19.943 And I'm kind of like a caught up in the huge snowball of praise that comes in every week. 29:20.403 --> 29:25.786 And meanwhile, I get smacked in the face for doing my best to create new exciting jingle jungles for people. 29:25.846 --> 29:32.570 For example, here's something that podcast only listeners will have heard thus far, which I created for last week's 29:33.070 --> 29:34.550 podcast while we were away. 29:35.070 --> 29:38.191 We did a special bespoke podcast. 29:38.811 --> 29:43.332 And here's a little Bowie influenced thing that I created for it. 29:44.052 --> 29:50.153 In a magical forest, sit a couple of gnomes. 29:50.313 --> 29:59.255 They're doing a podcast for trees and for stones. 30:02.990 --> 30:11.538 But it's not just the stones or just the trees, though, of course, they're the big podcast fans. 30:12.059 --> 30:19.666 It's also for pixies and Dinosaur Julia and other reformed indie bands. 30:20.787 --> 30:34.520 But the number one fan is the goblin king His name is Jared, listen close, you can hear him sing I love Adam and Joe 30:43.860 --> 31:03.437 They're theatricality, it's so super-latitude I like listening with Brian P. No But they never read my texts or made up jokes out Even though they're amusing, so what's mad about anyway was a wuss 31:04.599 --> 31:05.960 a bit of Bowie-based fun there. 31:06.320 --> 31:09.502 That was exclusive to our podcast last week. 31:09.542 --> 31:13.644 Don't forget, the podcast, of course, is available to download on a Monday evening, usually. 31:14.024 --> 31:15.265 So what's the idea there? 31:15.285 --> 31:17.326 Because that was framed with a point, wasn't it? 31:18.547 --> 31:20.708 It was framed with the point that we got 31:21.008 --> 31:22.649 a message from Charlie in Godelning. 31:23.610 --> 31:31.954 He says, When I listened to your new jingle, Adam, the song I heard in the background was so familiar that I spent the good part of three minutes trying to remember where I'd heard it. 31:32.354 --> 31:40.559 Then I remembered, as I'm a fan of the CollegeHumor.com website, and one of their videos had the exact same piece of music in the background. 31:40.919 --> 31:44.061 So basically, he says, you've just taken a demo song 31:44.321 --> 31:47.262 and sung over it, risking coming off rude here. 31:47.482 --> 31:52.965 But even though I enjoyed it, I would have expected more effort from you, question mark, Charlie Gothelming. 31:53.485 --> 31:54.225 I agree with Charlie. 31:54.245 --> 31:55.346 Little kiss, little kiss. 31:55.366 --> 31:57.486 Little kiss just after the smack. 31:57.506 --> 31:58.747 Little, little, little punishing kiss. 31:58.767 --> 31:59.327 Little smack. 31:59.347 --> 31:59.927 I agree with him. 31:59.967 --> 32:00.548 What are you doing? 32:00.588 --> 32:04.589 Why didn't you play the accordion yourself and the xylophone and also all the instruments? 32:04.629 --> 32:09.031 Why didn't you compose that tune, you lazy old ragbag? 32:09.151 --> 32:10.292 Adam Buxton replies. 32:11.172 --> 32:18.214 At the risk of overreacting here, right, and sounding a little bit defensive, I just want to clarify a couple of things for people like Charlie and Godalming. 32:21.355 --> 32:26.556 I am the Morrissey to Garage Band Stroke Logic's Johnny Marr, okay? 32:27.336 --> 32:31.057 I do the lyrics and the singing for these jingles. 32:31.077 --> 32:32.217 This is my prepared statement. 32:32.397 --> 32:34.038 This is a prepared statement. 32:38.642 --> 32:54.020 I do the lyrics and the singing and the software supplies the tunes as we've made clear on a number of occasions including just before the Bowie song when I said on the podcast I got it off logic. 32:55.191 --> 33:02.760 I still spent a good few hours writing the words, singing and producing that track as well as the other jingle jungles! 33:02.780 --> 33:04.402 What's the produce- what's the producing? 33:04.442 --> 33:06.103 Go into more details about the producing. 33:06.670 --> 33:10.112 putting like echoes on and stuff, and layering up all the voices. 33:11.413 --> 33:13.314 Panning some of them to the left. 33:13.535 --> 33:14.775 Panning some of them to the right. 33:14.996 --> 33:16.036 That kind of thing. 33:17.097 --> 33:17.477 OK. 33:17.917 --> 33:28.424 Meanwhile, let's not forget, Cornballs is getting sent backing tracks by piano geniuses for his freaking retro-textination jingle. 33:28.945 --> 33:33.368 And all he has to do is sit back and just luxuriate and rub himself in the fan mail. 33:34.569 --> 33:36.431 I'm gonna rub himself in the fan mail. 33:36.511 --> 33:38.313 Yeah, use it as like moisturiser. 33:38.613 --> 33:39.414 I do bathe in it. 33:39.574 --> 33:40.535 You do, don't you? 33:41.016 --> 33:48.123 You just lie there and pour boiling water in and wait till the fan mail turns into a kind of sludgy lather and then you wash your hair in it. 33:48.563 --> 33:48.804 Yes. 33:48.884 --> 33:49.344 I know you. 33:50.365 --> 33:54.868 So, you know, I don't want to read any more of these messages, what I'm saying. 33:55.248 --> 33:57.389 You don't want anyone else to write it to complain. 33:57.509 --> 33:57.809 No! 33:58.510 --> 33:58.870 No! 33:58.890 --> 34:01.111 That could be a blanket policy for the program. 34:01.571 --> 34:04.533 Only a praiseworthy email will get through. 34:05.173 --> 34:07.675 Do you think that's a filter we could apply usefully? 34:08.355 --> 34:11.937 Well, I mean, it seems a little undemocratic, doesn't it? 34:12.837 --> 34:13.118 Yes. 34:16.339 --> 34:17.880 Negative mail will be filtered out. 34:17.920 --> 34:18.921 Filtered out negative mail. 34:19.341 --> 34:19.861 Here's some music. 34:19.901 --> 34:21.162 This is The Strokes with Last Night. 34:21.842 --> 34:22.923 Ah, that is good, isn't it? 34:23.303 --> 34:24.384 Last Night by The Strokes. 34:24.424 --> 34:27.065 This is Adam and Joe here on BBC 6 Music. 34:27.305 --> 34:30.567 I think it's time we jumped into text-a-nation this week. 34:30.607 --> 34:31.247 Here's the jingle. 34:33.548 --> 34:34.368 Text-a-nation. 34:34.408 --> 34:35.489 Text, text, text. 34:35.589 --> 34:36.329 Text-a-nation. 34:36.389 --> 34:37.350 What if I don't want to? 34:37.590 --> 34:38.330 Text-a-nation. 34:38.430 --> 34:39.411 But I'm using email. 34:39.591 --> 34:40.331 Is that a problem? 34:40.351 --> 34:41.152 It doesn't matter, text! 34:43.826 --> 34:48.447 And Text the Nation, this week, listeners was cleverly set up on our blog while we were away. 34:48.687 --> 34:48.927 Yeah. 34:49.227 --> 34:56.990 It's all about ways, things that happen that convince you you're psychic or friends you know who think they're psychic. 34:57.150 --> 35:01.571 I think we said in the podcast that the title was, I think I'm psychic because... Yeah. 35:01.951 --> 35:04.692 Now, I was doing some Twitter searching. 35:04.712 --> 35:05.092 Uh-huh. 35:05.212 --> 35:05.672 You love that. 35:05.952 --> 35:06.752 I like to Twitter search. 35:06.772 --> 35:08.033 You're not actually on Twitter. 35:08.093 --> 35:10.913 You just surf for references to us. 35:10.933 --> 35:11.073 Yep. 35:11.233 --> 35:12.234 Is that strange to you? 35:12.674 --> 35:12.914 Yeah. 35:13.434 --> 35:15.215 Not necessarily just references to us. 35:15.275 --> 35:16.655 I search all sorts of different things. 35:16.975 --> 35:19.837 It's a good way to see what people are chit-chatting about and what they're thinking. 35:19.997 --> 35:21.917 It's like a search engine for opinion. 35:22.098 --> 35:28.580 Yeah, but I noticed that our Text the Nation subject had caught the attention of certain psychics. 35:29.120 --> 35:29.841 Oh, really? 35:29.881 --> 35:31.401 Yeah, and what's the woman's name? 35:31.461 --> 35:32.762 What does the ghost programs? 35:33.822 --> 35:35.763 Uh, Tina Scarry. 35:35.783 --> 35:40.986 Like I think Yvette Fielding, or I don't know, maybe I was getting confused, but it seemed to me that Yvette Fielding had picked up on this. 35:41.686 --> 35:54.794 And anyway, I came away from my late night Twitter search with the impression that a lot of professional psychic bodies are going to be listening to this segment of the show in order to shore up their psychic beliefs. 35:55.034 --> 35:55.294 Sure. 35:55.854 --> 35:57.395 So, is that exciting? 35:57.415 --> 35:58.135 That is exciting. 35:58.155 --> 36:05.239 But I'm sorry to disappoint them, but you know, we're after really idiotic examples of psychology, aren't we? 36:05.479 --> 36:05.999 Not necessarily. 36:06.039 --> 36:06.379 Are we? 36:06.399 --> 36:07.120 No, that's not true. 36:08.420 --> 36:09.161 They can be real. 36:10.481 --> 36:12.422 Like, how are you on psychic abilities? 36:12.502 --> 36:13.403 Do you believe in them? 36:14.463 --> 36:15.264 Do I believe in them? 36:15.344 --> 36:16.164 In the power of the mind? 36:16.424 --> 36:16.565 No. 36:17.025 --> 36:17.625 Do you not? 36:17.645 --> 36:17.685 No. 36:18.165 --> 36:19.406 Not having the power of the mind? 36:20.406 --> 36:25.409 No, I don't believe that people have a controllable psychic power. 36:25.609 --> 36:26.329 The power of the mind. 36:26.689 --> 36:32.351 You know, if there's one X-Files type thing I do have some credence in, it's the power of the mind. 36:32.471 --> 36:34.212 I believe in coincidence. 36:34.752 --> 36:37.493 I believe that the subconscious is much cleverer than the conscious. 36:38.193 --> 36:39.654 And sometimes it throws you a bone. 36:40.214 --> 36:40.614 Does it? 36:40.674 --> 36:41.294 Do you know what I mean? 36:41.314 --> 36:45.235 Who is that? 36:45.375 --> 36:48.156 The door has gone away now, whatever it was. 36:48.616 --> 36:49.577 But do you know what I mean? 36:49.637 --> 36:49.897 Sure. 36:50.799 --> 36:51.720 Cognitive dissonance. 36:51.760 --> 36:52.461 Yes, you're right. 36:52.501 --> 36:52.861 Of course. 36:52.881 --> 37:02.790 You're right It's it's the power of suggestion mainly isn't it in the way your mind works and then it works retroactively to make you think something spooky is happening Yeah, but let's hear what the listeners but you know what? 37:02.890 --> 37:16.102 I mean, this is based on a good friend of mine who reckons he's psychic this this idea and and various things happen for instance, we were sitting on the sofa watching a televised greyhound betting channel Mm-hmm ever seen those 37:16.802 --> 37:22.047 You phone in and you put your bet on the digital greyhounds and anyway, he guessed which greyhound would win. 37:22.347 --> 37:22.587 Right. 37:22.807 --> 37:24.629 Five times in a row. 37:24.789 --> 37:25.189 Did he? 37:25.429 --> 37:29.412 And while he was doing that, he was like, I'm psychic, I'm psychic, I'm psychic, I'm gonna do it again. 37:29.793 --> 37:31.975 Okay, if it works this time, I'm definitely psychic. 37:32.335 --> 37:34.517 Oh my god, I'm psychic, I'm gonna do it again, I'm psychic. 37:35.337 --> 37:41.400 And then he really couldn't let this go and it was clear that in a bit of his brain he really did think he, I mean maybe he is, maybe I'm wrong to poo poo him. 37:42.140 --> 37:43.881 But he really seemed to think he was psychic then. 37:43.981 --> 37:44.721 Careful with the poo poo. 37:44.981 --> 37:55.926 A couple of weeks later he came in to my house again and said that a friend of his had offered him a pack of cards and he just randomly guessed, he'd picked a card, he'd randomly guessed what it was, he got it right. 37:56.246 --> 37:58.407 Is this Darren Brown we're talking about here? 37:58.447 --> 38:00.688 It's not, no, this is not a professional magician man. 38:00.808 --> 38:02.729 This is a normal man that works in a cinema. 38:05.051 --> 38:07.673 So he's really... Whose brain is infected with fantasy. 38:07.814 --> 38:15.439 And you know, it's a joke and he smiles, but you can see in his eyes that somewhere deep down he really thinks, oh my God, it could be me. 38:15.720 --> 38:17.341 So that's the kind of thing I was after. 38:17.381 --> 38:18.081 Do you know what I mean? 38:18.101 --> 38:23.966 Well, I was talking in the podcast last week about my sister who went through a phase of thinking that she was blowing light bulbs with her mind. 38:24.346 --> 38:24.927 I got another one. 38:26.164 --> 38:30.926 Okay, we were on holiday, I had a big argument, me and my girlfriend had a bit of an argument on holiday, you know, that happens. 38:31.806 --> 38:35.107 As our argument was reaching its peak, we were having an argument on a terrace overlooking a road. 38:35.627 --> 38:38.208 As the argument reached its peak, he threw her over into the road. 38:38.228 --> 38:43.450 No, a man on his moped just crashed right beneath us at the exact moment. 38:43.470 --> 38:44.230 Like the fury. 38:44.430 --> 38:45.930 Like the fury or carry, yeah. 38:46.330 --> 38:47.511 He just came off his bike. 38:49.272 --> 38:53.236 And it was so as if the psychic energy had pushed him off his bike. 38:53.616 --> 38:59.021 And then a little lump in the back of my brain was going, carry white, carry white, creepy carry! 39:01.824 --> 39:03.465 I believe in that stuff a little bit. 39:03.505 --> 39:04.987 I think you can get psychic energy. 39:07.700 --> 39:08.241 Vibes. 39:08.821 --> 39:12.123 I mean, I should add that he'd hit an oncoming car. 39:12.524 --> 39:15.186 It wasn't like he was just pushed off by an invisible force. 39:15.446 --> 39:16.327 It's more prosaic, isn't it? 39:16.367 --> 39:23.412 Like when you get arguments, that tends to make people behave irrationally in lots of other ways and pay less attention to what they should be doing. 39:24.633 --> 39:27.197 I saw some great road rage yesterday, nearly kicked off. 39:27.337 --> 39:28.499 Is this psychic? 39:28.659 --> 39:30.882 No, this is a diversion and we'll ignore it. 39:31.363 --> 39:33.946 But let's read out some messages right now. 39:33.966 --> 39:34.207 That's good. 39:34.227 --> 39:35.529 We're not usually that professional. 39:35.829 --> 39:36.510 I know, sorry about that. 39:36.530 --> 39:37.912 Not to tangentialise like that. 39:37.992 --> 39:39.134 Well, it's an annoying thing. 39:39.154 --> 39:40.195 Well done. 39:40.215 --> 39:40.696 It was amazing. 39:40.976 --> 39:43.378 And, uh, bump it to later. 39:43.398 --> 39:44.319 Tell us about it a bit later. 39:44.379 --> 39:44.859 Sure, sure. 39:45.540 --> 39:51.464 Ian in Wimbledon, uh, sent in this, he actually posted this, um, oh no, no, he sent this in, I'm sorry. 39:52.085 --> 39:55.227 And, uh, he says, hi, cornballs and count buccullis. 39:55.647 --> 40:03.173 Back in the 1990s, I worked on a teen mag and I was invited to a press screening of the Tom Hanks Astro Vehicle Apollo 13. 40:03.213 --> 40:04.874 What a great privilege. 40:04.955 --> 40:05.135 Yeah. 40:05.755 --> 40:09.037 It was held in a screening room at London's Planet Hollywood. 40:09.357 --> 40:10.758 Ooh, privilege upon privilege. 40:10.798 --> 40:11.638 Mini hamburgers! 40:12.659 --> 40:18.842 And was organised in conjunction with Sega, the games company who were promoting their new Sega Saturn console at the time. 40:19.522 --> 40:22.764 On entry to the cinema, guests were handed a raffle ticket. 40:23.184 --> 40:26.466 And one lucky winner would go home raffle ticket. 40:26.866 --> 40:31.648 would go home with a full-length and completely horrible branded leather jacket. 40:32.208 --> 40:34.069 Only five in the world, they reckoned. 40:34.489 --> 40:35.529 Five too many, really. 40:35.730 --> 40:41.532 Anyway, my immediate thought on being handed the ticket was, Christ, I've won this stupid thing. 40:42.012 --> 40:50.959 I'm going to have to get up in front of this room of strangers and go up on the stage, pick up this nasty jacket, and then I'm going to go to the pub tonight, so I'll have to cart it around with me. 40:52.140 --> 40:52.760 What a pain. 40:53.341 --> 40:55.823 So this is all just as he's been handed the ticket, right? 40:56.923 --> 41:00.866 So I sat down at the end of the row to ease my journey up on stage. 41:01.647 --> 41:15.983 while matey from Sega gave us some flim flam about how great this computer game was blah blah blah I was desperate for him to get on with it and put me out of my misery and was halfway out of my seat when he picked the raffle ticket out 41:16.684 --> 41:21.447 So when he read out a different number to mine, I thought, surely some mistake. 41:22.008 --> 41:22.848 I know I've won it. 41:23.009 --> 41:30.674 At that point, some other bloke on stage whispered in the guy's ear, the Sega man's ear, and then the Sega man said, sorry, we'll have to draw again. 41:31.094 --> 41:32.876 He picked my number out. 41:33.296 --> 41:37.499 I had to carry the stupid jacket with me all night and eventually I gave it to my uncle for Christmas. 41:37.539 --> 41:37.799 Bye! 41:38.119 --> 41:38.800 Ian from Wimbledon. 41:39.200 --> 41:40.261 So that's pretty weird. 41:40.401 --> 41:42.022 He absolutely knew it was going to happen. 41:42.182 --> 41:42.883 Everything about it. 41:42.903 --> 41:44.324 And he just thought, oh, this is a done deal. 41:44.844 --> 41:46.845 How do you explain that kind of thing? 41:47.346 --> 41:47.546 Luck. 41:48.706 --> 41:51.608 Thanks a lot. 41:51.828 --> 41:58.252 This is what we want from you listeners, is your idiotic moments when you've thought your psychic or good moments, if they're really good. 41:58.272 --> 42:00.333 You know, 64046 is the text number. 42:00.353 --> 42:03.335 You can email edamandjo.sixmusicatbbc.co.uk. 42:03.615 --> 42:06.977 We've got one or two others we had in during the week, but maybe we'll read them out a bit later. 42:07.398 --> 42:08.258 Here's a bit of music. 42:08.298 --> 42:10.119 This is Florence and the Machine with You've Got the Love. 42:10.480 --> 42:12.641 She's a flowy, belowy dress lady. 42:13.101 --> 42:13.621 I like her. 42:13.821 --> 42:14.882 I like her. 42:15.302 --> 42:17.803 I tried to pet her but I crushed her. 42:17.823 --> 42:20.404 I crushed her stamped on it. 42:20.564 --> 42:22.986 I tried to blow it but I popped it. 42:24.226 --> 42:26.267 That was Florence and the Machine we're talking about there. 42:26.487 --> 42:38.673 I've got a free play coming up now listeners and for you I have chosen a track by a lady called Melanie and she is intimately associated with the flower power era of singing. 42:38.713 --> 42:40.634 Yeah, what was her big hit? 42:42.054 --> 42:43.415 Didn't she have a big hit, Melanie? 42:44.256 --> 42:47.557 It's something like, mama, look what they've done to my tune or something. 42:47.618 --> 42:52.100 Yeah, that was one of the first records I ever heard, I think, when I was a tiny, tiny child, yeah. 42:52.120 --> 42:52.440 It's good. 42:52.460 --> 42:56.983 My friend Danny Richards turned me on to Melanie, and she's good in an insipid way. 42:57.403 --> 43:03.947 I'm going to play a song about vegetarianism that she's written called, I Don't Eat Animals. 43:05.168 --> 43:07.431 And your brother's a vegan, right? 43:07.451 --> 43:08.372 Is he still a vegan, Joe? 43:08.412 --> 43:08.592 Yeah. 43:09.153 --> 43:11.015 And have you ever been tempted to go veggie? 43:13.339 --> 43:14.280 Actually, yeah. 43:14.320 --> 43:17.284 Well, while I was away, the last two weeks, I thought about it a bit. 43:17.324 --> 43:19.487 Yeah, because I was reading a bit of a book. 43:19.881 --> 43:33.250 Yeah it's a good thing I've got a lot of sympathy and I tell you what I don't understand I don't really understand how people can get upset about fox hunting and stuff like that when animals are processed and farmed in the way they are. 43:33.670 --> 43:33.970 You know? 43:34.130 --> 43:36.372 You don't want to get into that area but that's what would make me go 43:37.052 --> 43:37.733 vegetarian. 43:37.974 --> 43:38.614 Right, right, right. 43:38.634 --> 43:39.476 The sheer cruelty. 43:39.716 --> 43:39.956 Uh-huh. 43:40.477 --> 43:40.978 Yes, exactly. 43:41.038 --> 43:41.799 And the scale of it. 43:42.360 --> 43:45.264 There's loads of TV shows being done. 43:45.304 --> 43:46.225 I do love bacon. 43:46.465 --> 43:47.907 Hugh Fermi Whitting still did a good one. 43:47.927 --> 43:49.229 That's the only hatch. 43:49.490 --> 43:50.651 That's the big drawback, isn't it? 43:50.771 --> 43:51.573 That's the only hatch. 43:51.693 --> 43:53.055 I think that's what stops a lot of people. 43:53.075 --> 43:53.595 Pocky chops. 43:55.596 --> 43:56.217 A barbecue. 43:56.937 --> 43:58.457 Oh, delicious burger. 43:58.477 --> 43:59.158 That's the snag. 43:59.458 --> 44:02.139 I don't really know how to balance the two feelings. 44:02.479 --> 44:04.999 I was doing the show I do bug this week. 44:05.039 --> 44:06.560 We show pop videos at the BFI. 44:07.000 --> 44:15.943 One of the videos was a kind of POV thing, like told very fast about a kind of road movie with this guy having an affair with this dangerous woman. 44:15.963 --> 44:16.763 It all ends badly. 44:17.343 --> 44:22.445 But the only the big thing I thought while I was watching it was there's one scene in a restaurant, they get served a burger. 44:22.836 --> 44:24.784 Mmm, look at that burger, it's delicious. 44:25.206 --> 44:26.291 That looks absolutely delicious. 44:26.857 --> 44:28.798 And it has stayed with me for the rest of the video. 44:29.438 --> 44:34.541 I absolutely love burgers, so I couldn't really go to the vegetarian way of life completely. 44:34.801 --> 44:38.663 However, Melanie has done, and she's very pleased about the fact. 44:39.183 --> 44:42.985 And she's extremely pompous about it, and she talks about it in her song. 44:43.305 --> 44:47.707 And this song also features... I mean, she was only 23, I think, when she did this track. 44:47.767 --> 44:54.171 It's taken from her live album, which... Left Over Wine is the album. 44:54.191 --> 44:54.731 Very good album. 44:55.952 --> 44:56.833 So, she's only 23, right? 44:56.973 --> 44:57.973 You've got to give her some slack. 44:58.234 --> 45:00.015 But check out the intro for this song. 45:00.035 --> 45:03.198 I'll just play the intro just quickly before we launch into the song, James. 45:03.218 --> 45:04.899 I'll give you a little pause. 45:05.460 --> 45:06.320 Is that not going to be possible? 45:07.862 --> 45:10.824 Well, to heck with it, let's just play the whole thing. 45:11.024 --> 45:11.785 But check out the intro. 45:11.805 --> 45:19.171 And also, I was thinking I'd be interested in listening as if you can think... I was trying to think of other, like, the worst intros to songs ever, right? 45:19.191 --> 45:19.992 Spoken intros. 45:20.792 --> 45:23.614 And this has got to be up there for nauseatingness. 45:23.654 --> 45:24.315 See if you agree. 45:24.355 --> 45:25.035 This is Melanie. 45:26.236 --> 45:28.438 I wrote this song in Columbus, Missouri. 45:29.638 --> 45:36.203 I had a day off, so I wanted to go to the country. 45:36.703 --> 45:41.567 And that wasn't very difficult, because Columbus, Missouri is the country. 45:42.027 --> 45:45.490 And I walked outside my door, and I saw a big cow. 45:46.430 --> 45:48.472 And I said, oh, move. 45:49.608 --> 45:50.669 You know, don't you? 45:52.051 --> 45:54.433 You know that I don't eat cows. 45:55.114 --> 46:00.960 And the cow didn't say anything except, Melanie. 46:02.642 --> 46:06.727 And so I wrote him this song, and I wrote it really for all the cows. 46:10.621 --> 46:11.662 I thought that was quite nice. 46:11.702 --> 46:14.383 It's a brilliant song and I love the sentiment as well. 46:14.404 --> 46:16.685 The moo cow? 46:17.065 --> 46:17.726 The moo cow. 46:17.886 --> 46:23.130 Don't you ever look into the sort of blank bovine eyes of a moo cow and get profoundly moved? 46:23.410 --> 46:24.110 Oh moo. 46:24.430 --> 46:25.631 You know don't you? 46:25.651 --> 46:27.232 I don't eat cows. 46:27.513 --> 46:27.993 I'd like to. 46:28.093 --> 46:31.796 I wish I had the courage and strength of character to be a vegetarian. 46:31.836 --> 46:32.036 Yeah. 46:32.716 --> 46:33.457 But I'm too weak. 46:33.957 --> 46:35.819 Yeah, I'm weak as well. 46:36.199 --> 46:39.822 I think maybe that's where the Foo Fighters got the title for For All the Cows. 46:40.082 --> 46:47.367 I'd like some some corroboration from a Foo Fighters fan, but I think maybe that's where Dave Grohl got the inspiration for that. 46:47.387 --> 46:47.848 I'm not sure. 46:48.408 --> 46:52.171 And her thesis as well is that she wants nothing dead in her. 46:52.231 --> 46:53.352 That's why she doesn't eat animals. 46:53.392 --> 46:53.872 Fair enough. 46:54.092 --> 46:56.034 But if you eat plants, that's like dead. 46:57.075 --> 46:59.056 Well, it depends on your definition of living. 47:00.057 --> 47:02.259 I mean, she means probably sentient. 47:02.939 --> 47:03.860 A plant's sentient? 47:03.880 --> 47:04.740 I'm not sure they are. 47:04.981 --> 47:05.881 Do they have souls? 47:06.342 --> 47:07.162 Do they have souls? 47:07.262 --> 47:09.704 Well, you're getting into different areas there, aren't you? 47:10.144 --> 47:15.468 You know, according to Roald Dahl, was it the Roald Dahl short story about the plants who screamed? 47:16.049 --> 47:16.429 I don't know. 47:16.449 --> 47:17.450 When they got cut? 47:17.530 --> 47:19.331 Oh, it was probably a tale that was unexpected, yeah. 47:19.471 --> 47:21.433 Or what was that book called Kiss Kiss? 47:21.473 --> 47:23.555 Is it called Kiss Kiss? 47:23.595 --> 47:24.115 One of his short 47:24.475 --> 47:27.198 Jon Windham, I think, has some screaming plant stuff as well. 47:27.258 --> 47:28.119 Well, the Triffids. 47:28.139 --> 47:28.919 The Triffids, obviously. 47:28.939 --> 47:30.721 That's not screaming in a friendly way, though. 47:30.841 --> 47:31.702 No, they're angry. 47:32.683 --> 47:33.324 Bad plants. 47:33.424 --> 47:36.567 Yeah, they're not a good advert for taking care of planties. 47:36.847 --> 47:38.288 Adam and Joe here on BBC Six Music. 47:38.348 --> 47:40.170 Here's a little bit of Arctic Munchies for you. 47:40.190 --> 47:42.772 This is Cornerstone After a Steve LaMac Trail. 47:42.812 --> 47:43.113 Enjoy. 47:43.473 --> 47:46.596 The Arctic Monkeys there with Cornerstone. 47:47.396 --> 47:49.698 We're delighted that you've joined us this Saturday morning. 47:49.758 --> 47:51.020 This is Adam Buxton. 47:51.920 --> 47:53.041 Hey, this is Joe. 47:53.362 --> 47:54.583 Yeah, you weren't concentrating. 47:54.643 --> 47:55.263 No, I wasn't. 47:55.543 --> 47:56.885 Just staring off into the distance. 47:56.965 --> 47:58.946 It's just gone 10.30 and it's time for the news. 47:59.747 --> 48:04.051 That's one of my favourite Bowie songs, I think, of all time. 48:04.571 --> 48:04.811 Is it? 48:05.132 --> 48:05.312 Yes. 48:05.592 --> 48:07.294 With Victor Spinetti. 48:07.694 --> 48:09.215 Pat Matheny. 48:09.255 --> 48:12.879 Yes, the album to that film is absolutely wonderful. 48:13.039 --> 48:13.940 Is it super latative? 48:14.140 --> 48:14.620 It really is. 48:14.640 --> 48:17.703 The Falcon and the Snowman, the film's called, with Timothy Hutton and Sean Penn. 48:17.983 --> 48:18.984 It's a very good film. 48:19.685 --> 48:22.327 It was one of my favourite films when it came out that year. 48:22.427 --> 48:24.149 Yes, it's got a beautiful opening track. 48:24.969 --> 48:29.131 Does he do any more singing on the accompanying soundtrack album, David? 48:29.411 --> 48:29.591 No. 48:29.691 --> 48:30.552 That's a disappointment. 48:30.912 --> 48:39.656 We got a message from Earl in the week, and Earl said, I heard this track on a local independent radio station in Sydney, Australia today. 48:40.036 --> 48:43.277 The band is called Cold Cave from Philadelphia, I think. 48:43.577 --> 48:45.178 The track is called Life Magazine. 48:45.658 --> 48:53.662 Jumping out from the first verse of their electro-pop fair was an unintentional whizzer-whizzer-whizzer that even the goblin king himself would have been proud of. 48:54.063 --> 48:55.279 Here's a little clip right here. 49:12.429 --> 49:14.071 Yeah, that's Cold Cave. 49:15.393 --> 49:18.537 That's cool. 49:19.277 --> 49:19.598 Wow. 49:19.698 --> 49:20.399 Thanks for that Earl. 49:21.160 --> 49:29.870 Hey listen, something else we should point your attention towards listeners is an amazing bit of animation that a listener has done to a thing that was it on the special bonus podcast or 49:32.213 --> 49:37.857 Adam launched into this thing about Simon Callough and Brian Blessed arguing over chess. 49:38.017 --> 49:38.317 Yeah. 49:38.517 --> 49:46.322 And a very talented listener has animated it and you can find it on YouTube if you search for Callough and Blessed. 49:46.582 --> 49:49.844 Yeah, Callough and Blessed, I think something like that. 49:50.024 --> 49:51.345 Yeah, have a search for that. 49:51.425 --> 49:53.386 And we're going to stick it up on the blog pretty soon. 49:53.826 --> 49:56.508 But it's a really genius bit of animation. 49:56.948 --> 49:59.570 He's called Ben Tucker, the guy that did it. 49:59.850 --> 50:00.110 Yeah. 50:00.190 --> 50:00.991 Thanks very much for that. 50:01.031 --> 50:04.393 And he's ignored the fact that my Brian Blessed impression is okay. 50:04.413 --> 50:06.995 My Simon Callow just sounds like Brian Blessed. 50:07.255 --> 50:07.736 They're good. 50:07.856 --> 50:09.277 It sounds like two Brian Blesseds in a room. 50:09.297 --> 50:16.262 He's done such a beautiful job and we're very privileged and flaccid that he would bother and he's made it sound and look really, really excellent. 50:16.582 --> 50:21.603 Yeah, we've even got some 3D stuff sent in to us, which I think we're going to put on the blog as well, aren't we? 50:21.643 --> 50:29.386 So do check out the blog this week, because this guy's done an amazing couple of kind of 3D visual stings for the show. 50:29.946 --> 50:35.807 And you can just put on your 3D glasses and have a look at them on YouTube, and they are quite extraordinary. 50:35.827 --> 50:37.308 Put on your 3D glasses. 50:37.728 --> 50:38.388 Pop on your glasses. 50:38.408 --> 50:39.349 Has everybody got a pair? 50:39.589 --> 50:40.289 Everyone should. 50:40.469 --> 50:42.210 Every family's got a set of pairs. 50:42.250 --> 50:44.491 If you've not got your 3D sunnies... Mate. 50:44.711 --> 50:47.313 Mate, you're gonna need them when Avatar comes out. 50:47.393 --> 50:47.973 Exactly. 50:48.013 --> 50:49.314 Everything's gone 3D, mate. 50:49.374 --> 50:50.274 It has, hasn't it? 50:50.754 --> 50:50.954 Yes. 50:51.335 --> 50:52.635 Yes, absolutely. 50:52.675 --> 50:53.216 Yes, it has. 50:53.896 --> 50:56.817 So listen, we're gonna come back in a second with some Bad Accent fun. 50:57.358 --> 51:03.441 You know we love Bad Accent fun, and we've got... I've got a little slice of Bad Accent cake to serve to you in a second, but here's some music first. 51:03.761 --> 51:06.322 Is this just a normal play or a free play? 51:06.562 --> 51:26.068 No, this is I just saw this James Sterling our lovely producer selected this one It's a song I particularly love though by pavement harness your hopes and this was a session track recorded for radio one's evening session back in January 1997 enjoy one of those wonderful indie bands that have unexpectedly got back together again I guess it's never unexpected. 51:26.108 --> 51:26.628 Look mommy. 51:26.828 --> 51:29.789 There's one of those indie bands that have got back together. 51:29.969 --> 51:30.589 Oh darling 51:30.749 --> 51:45.514 so it is it's stay away darling i never expected the pavement to reform but there they are playing again 2010 look you're you're scrolling through all your text there oh god i rested my mag on the keyboard and it started doing things was a whizzing 51:45.954 --> 51:49.157 So, listen, listeners, you know we love bad accents in films, right? 51:49.397 --> 51:49.838 Yeah, boy. 51:49.998 --> 51:54.262 We love anyone doing a foreign accent in a film when you know it's not their real accent. 51:54.402 --> 51:56.004 It's just fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, right? 51:56.064 --> 52:04.832 It's a sars guard in an education, plays an Englishman, and it's quite off-putting because it's pretty good as accent, but it comes out quite camp. 52:05.032 --> 52:08.536 It's a tough thing to do, you know, and when you think about it, 52:09.096 --> 52:22.171 There must be a good living to be made if you were a kind of quite intellectual academic voice coach to teach the creme de la creme of Hollywood's acting talent exactly how to do these accents, right? 52:22.331 --> 52:23.773 Like some kind of voice coach. 52:23.933 --> 52:26.997 Imagine my surprise and delight when I picked up a 52:28.238 --> 52:41.725 a copy of the magazine, The New Yorker, November the 9th, and it has a massive, you know The New Yorker, it's an excellent magazine, very good, also quite pompous and haughty, which is why I like it, and it's got a huge article all about this guy called Tim Monkin. 52:42.245 --> 52:42.585 Monick? 52:42.705 --> 52:43.466 No, Tim Monick. 52:43.966 --> 52:45.067 I said that totally wrong. 52:45.407 --> 52:47.369 Tim Monnick, yeah, rhymes with gin and tonic. 52:47.809 --> 52:50.731 And he is Hollywood's number one voice coach. 52:51.052 --> 52:58.457 He is the man who taught Gerald Butler, who is Scottish, to speak as if he were from New York for the forthcoming film of The Bounty. 52:59.138 --> 53:05.063 He taught Shia LaBeouf, who is from Southern California, to speak as if he'd grown up on Long Island for Wall Street 2. 53:05.963 --> 53:10.785 He taught Brad Pitt to talk as if he was from Tennessee for Inglorious Bass Dirts. 53:10.805 --> 53:12.606 Okay, not the rude word. 53:13.186 --> 53:14.326 He taught Hilary Swank. 53:14.927 --> 53:16.647 That's swank, not the rude word. 53:17.027 --> 53:20.769 To speak like Amelia Earhart for her Amelia Biopic. 53:21.429 --> 53:26.211 He taught Leo DiCaprio to speak whatever he speaks in Gangs of New York. 53:26.311 --> 53:27.472 So this is the creme de la creme. 53:27.512 --> 53:28.312 He taught Blanchett. 53:28.852 --> 53:33.375 to speak in a Russian accent for Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. 53:33.475 --> 53:34.676 So this is the guy, right? 53:34.736 --> 53:37.438 Question is, who else has he taught? 53:37.478 --> 53:41.100 Did he have anything to do with Ray Winston in The Departed? 53:41.220 --> 53:43.141 Or Don Cheadle in Ocean's Eleven. 53:43.221 --> 53:43.781 I don't know. 53:44.162 --> 53:46.063 I imagine he might not have got round to Cheadle. 53:46.083 --> 53:46.383 No. 53:46.623 --> 53:47.584 He was busy that week. 53:48.184 --> 53:49.005 But what an article! 53:49.025 --> 53:50.286 You know? 53:50.386 --> 53:53.249 And they go so in depth about how he does what he does. 53:53.709 --> 53:56.131 So I thought this is perfect for Adam and I, this is amazing. 53:56.511 --> 54:14.407 And he has various techniques, for instance he's got an extraordinary library, he records anything off of television, off of television of anyone speaking in a funny accent, so he'll record like foreign generals on CNN, and he archives them so any actor can come along and pick a particular person, base their accent on that person. 54:15.427 --> 54:18.990 But some of the other techniques he uses aren't quite so sophisticated. 54:19.831 --> 54:26.355 Like, and I quote from the article, Monica has offerings for the eye as well as the ear. 54:26.676 --> 54:35.022 He writes and acts as lines in faux phonetic style that he made up by combining elements of actual phonetics with approximations of sounds. 54:35.502 --> 54:42.546 So, basically, he writes down the phrase that the actor has to say in phonetics so that the actor doesn't even have to think. 54:43.027 --> 54:49.070 According to this guy, if you read out these weird sentences, you will just immediately have the accent, all right? 54:49.230 --> 54:50.591 A little bit like air, hair, layer. 54:50.851 --> 54:54.653 Now, luckily, he gives various examples, which I've typed out here. 54:55.034 --> 54:56.915 I'm going to hand them to you, Adam Buxton. 54:57.215 --> 54:58.376 You have to read them out. 54:59.136 --> 55:02.298 and we'll see whether it works, whether you say the accent, right? 55:02.798 --> 55:06.219 So the first line, and Adam hasn't seen these lines before. 55:06.880 --> 55:08.881 And obviously you haven't indicated what the accent is. 55:09.181 --> 55:10.001 Oh, I kind of have. 55:10.021 --> 55:10.862 Do you want me to fold that? 55:10.942 --> 55:13.443 Shall I fold that back so you don't know what accent that is? 55:13.503 --> 55:13.743 Yeah. 55:14.063 --> 55:14.343 OK. 55:14.703 --> 55:19.666 So this first line is one of Brad Pitt's lines from Inglourious Barstoods. 55:19.906 --> 55:20.186 OK. 55:20.226 --> 55:21.947 So Adam's going to read this out phonetically. 55:22.027 --> 55:22.567 Flip it over. 55:22.587 --> 55:22.627 OK. 55:24.768 --> 55:38.881 Uh, my name is Lieutenant Aldoraine, and I'm putting together a special team, and I need me eight soldiers. 55:39.722 --> 55:42.324 Now that's what's actually written on, I mean that's quite a long-winded one. 55:42.444 --> 55:44.305 That's Tennessee, that accent. 55:44.766 --> 55:54.033 My name is Lou Tennant-Alderain and I'm putting together a spatial team and I need me eight soldiers. 55:54.753 --> 55:55.554 So how's this felt? 55:55.574 --> 55:56.494 The guy's spelt it. 55:56.954 --> 55:58.596 You know, Ma is M-A-H. 55:59.256 --> 56:02.678 Lieutenant is L-O-O-T-I-N-N-U-N-T. 56:03.098 --> 56:03.539 You know what? 56:03.559 --> 56:05.080 So he's writing it totally phonetically. 56:05.120 --> 56:05.720 Try this one. 56:06.140 --> 56:13.785 This is a line that Matt Damon used in order to sound South African in the forthcoming film Invictus. 56:14.426 --> 56:14.526 Ah. 56:14.946 --> 56:15.246 Yeah. 56:15.406 --> 56:19.349 So this should, if Adam reads this phonetically, he should just sound perfectly South African. 56:20.049 --> 56:20.930 It's a mullet. 56:21.551 --> 56:24.654 It's a mulletry university. 56:26.616 --> 56:29.318 It's a mulletry university. 56:30.540 --> 56:31.481 It's a mulletry. 56:31.541 --> 56:32.762 It's a military university. 56:32.862 --> 56:33.783 Oh, mul. 56:34.163 --> 56:35.104 It's a mulletry. 56:35.144 --> 56:36.445 It's a mulletry university. 56:36.486 --> 56:36.966 Try this one. 56:36.986 --> 56:42.031 This is for Gerard Butler in the Bounty, and this is supposed to make you sound like you're from New York. 56:43.630 --> 56:55.173 nah does miserable as ah ah he me hid her believe me come on give me that one back I can do that 56:56.986 --> 57:06.452 No wonder these people are speaking with really bad accents. 57:10.534 --> 57:15.838 This is possibly a tiny bit alienating for the listener at home because you can't see what we're seeing written down, but here's a simple one. 57:15.878 --> 57:19.440 Like if you've got a pad and a piece of paper, if you write down the words go, 57:20.300 --> 57:25.081 A, hidden's mallet. 57:25.562 --> 57:31.823 According to this guy, when you say go a hidden's mallet, you're saying go ahead and smell it in a South African accent. 57:32.264 --> 57:33.504 Go a hidden's mallet. 57:33.524 --> 57:35.885 Yeah, here's another one. 57:41.186 --> 57:44.347 This is Hollywood's top accent coat. 57:45.187 --> 57:46.028 And here's a final one. 57:46.048 --> 57:47.448 This is another South African one. 57:47.808 --> 57:54.150 And if you write down Beck, B-E-C-K-Tusa, T-O-O-S-A... Oh, I can't even bother to spell the whole thing. 57:54.630 --> 57:58.151 Thefry, T-H-E-F-F-R-E, car. 57:59.852 --> 58:01.752 Beck to South Africa. 58:01.852 --> 58:02.172 Yes! 58:02.212 --> 58:03.833 Hey, that's quite good! 58:04.553 --> 58:05.953 Beck to South Africa. 58:06.313 --> 58:07.394 Beck to South Africa. 58:08.755 --> 58:10.236 You're saying it with insight, yeah. 58:10.376 --> 58:11.877 Try saying it with no accent at all. 58:11.897 --> 58:13.438 Beck to South Africa. 58:14.940 --> 58:15.900 That was with no accent. 58:16.100 --> 58:16.561 That's quite good. 58:16.581 --> 58:17.522 That's quite good, isn't it? 58:17.642 --> 58:18.182 Yeah. 58:18.202 --> 58:23.707 Do you think it would be possible to think of other phonetic phrases that just, without any effort, make you sound foreign? 58:24.027 --> 58:24.527 Of course. 58:24.868 --> 58:26.289 These guys built a whole career on it. 58:26.869 --> 58:27.510 Isn't that good? 58:27.570 --> 58:30.132 Well, air, hair, layer is the one that makes you sound posh, obviously, right? 58:30.432 --> 58:31.493 Air, hair, layer. 58:31.573 --> 58:31.793 Yeah. 58:32.154 --> 58:33.875 You write down the words air, hair, and layer. 58:35.496 --> 58:36.276 Eheler. 58:38.237 --> 58:40.137 Bektusa thefrica. 58:40.597 --> 58:41.738 You see, you're doing it as well. 58:42.338 --> 58:42.698 That's good. 58:42.718 --> 58:44.778 We'd like to hear any more, though, if you've got them, listeners. 58:44.998 --> 58:46.459 You've got a free play right now, though, Joe. 58:46.479 --> 58:47.779 Yeah, this is some orange juice. 58:48.439 --> 58:49.340 This is out for the count. 58:49.500 --> 58:53.081 This is the voice of the big, pretty castle. 58:53.161 --> 58:56.601 It is the top of the apple that's wonderful. 58:56.841 --> 58:58.962 I got so bored with the last hour. 59:04.216 --> 59:06.299 How do you do nice to be with you listeners? 59:06.339 --> 59:06.959 This is Adam. 59:07.660 --> 59:07.920 Hello. 59:07.940 --> 59:11.003 This is Joe Getting quicker, right? 59:11.083 --> 59:16.469 Yeah a little bit my reactions Not like when we introduced madness at the Camden crawl. 59:16.509 --> 59:22.876 No, I didn't like that Hi, this is Adam All right, so you guys are probably a bit bored 59:24.049 --> 59:24.830 That was your response. 59:24.850 --> 59:26.411 You've never forgotten that. 59:27.071 --> 59:27.572 It was funny. 59:28.572 --> 59:30.314 Have I told you about my Never Again list? 59:30.854 --> 59:31.014 No. 59:32.135 --> 59:32.996 Have I told you about that? 59:33.396 --> 59:34.757 I've got a list on my office wall. 59:34.817 --> 59:35.718 It says Never Again. 59:36.658 --> 59:39.560 And introduce number one is introduce live bands. 59:40.801 --> 59:42.522 Number two is appear on panel shows. 59:42.542 --> 59:42.882 Yeah. 59:43.362 --> 59:48.324 Number three is turn on Christmas lights Stella McCartney's shop never again. 59:48.344 --> 59:49.444 You haven't done it once though. 59:49.464 --> 59:51.245 Yeah, I know You're a fool. 59:51.265 --> 59:59.748 You'll be kicking yourself one day Absolutely When you're off on holiday, I'll be kicking with the McCartney's I can't believe it. 01:00:00.348 --> 01:00:03.229 Anyway Have you been to church? 01:00:03.990 --> 01:00:04.370 Recently? 01:00:04.570 --> 01:00:04.650 No 01:00:05.810 --> 01:00:07.732 When was the last time you did a bit of hymn singing? 01:00:08.573 --> 01:00:10.094 Probably at a friend's funeral. 01:00:10.214 --> 01:00:20.682 Because whether you're religious or not, right, once in a while you find yourself in an environment where hymns are being sung, whether it's Christmas or a wedding or a funeral or whatever the occasion happens to be. 01:00:21.183 --> 01:00:28.209 I was at an assembly at my children's school this week and they liked to sing a few hymns there and stuff. 01:00:28.729 --> 01:00:34.534 But what do you do if you're in a situation where you're completely unfamiliar with the tune of the hymn or the hymn itself? 01:00:35.174 --> 01:00:38.818 Do you do a sort of John Redwood and bluff your way through it? 01:00:38.838 --> 01:00:48.207 Do you remember when he was Welsh Secretary and he couldn't remember the Welsh national anthem and he was just shaking his head and kind of mumbling the words a little bit with a smile? 01:00:48.968 --> 01:00:50.069 Or do you not even bother? 01:00:50.129 --> 01:00:51.070 Like, I didn't even bother. 01:00:51.110 --> 01:00:56.055 When I heard the hymn coming on at my children's school, I just put the hymn sheet down because I thought, where do I start? 01:00:56.075 --> 01:00:56.355 There's no way. 01:00:56.375 --> 01:00:56.976 Do you know what I do? 01:00:57.316 --> 01:00:57.476 What? 01:00:57.676 --> 01:00:59.417 I guessed the melody and belt it out. 01:00:59.517 --> 01:01:00.118 Do you really? 01:01:00.178 --> 01:01:00.458 Yeah. 01:01:00.518 --> 01:01:00.958 Seriously? 01:01:01.078 --> 01:01:01.278 No. 01:01:01.678 --> 01:01:03.219 But that would be a thing to do, wouldn't it? 01:01:03.299 --> 01:01:03.519 Yeah. 01:01:03.680 --> 01:01:04.260 Just guess it. 01:01:04.480 --> 01:01:06.041 And hell, you know, you're in a church. 01:01:06.201 --> 01:01:06.401 Right. 01:01:06.741 --> 01:01:11.524 So you're going to be forgiven, turn the other cheek, just sing really loudly and guess where it's going to go. 01:01:11.904 --> 01:01:12.544 Try and predict it. 01:01:12.845 --> 01:01:14.225 There are some people that do that anyway. 01:01:14.245 --> 01:01:19.368 This is another study, but my girlfriend has a habit if a record comes along on the radio and it's a new record. 01:01:19.388 --> 01:01:20.949 And I know she's never heard it before. 01:01:21.429 --> 01:01:21.809 She'll start... 01:01:28.587 --> 01:01:29.749 My wife does that as well. 01:01:29.869 --> 01:01:31.150 As if she knows how it's going to go. 01:01:31.170 --> 01:01:32.071 Is that a lady thing? 01:01:32.252 --> 01:01:32.912 It's a lady thing. 01:01:32.952 --> 01:01:33.874 They just love music. 01:01:33.914 --> 01:01:35.996 They love to sing along with things, don't they? 01:01:36.096 --> 01:01:36.336 Yeah. 01:01:36.356 --> 01:01:36.897 The ladies. 01:01:37.077 --> 01:01:37.978 They don't know what it's... 01:01:44.887 --> 01:01:48.871 They're just guessing where it's going to go because they just love music. 01:01:48.911 --> 01:01:54.777 But it's definitely a similar situation in a church and it's more revealing, isn't it? 01:01:54.797 --> 01:01:55.598 It's more exposed. 01:01:55.738 --> 01:01:56.019 Right. 01:01:56.239 --> 01:02:00.804 Because there's people all around you and there's an atmosphere of, you know, you've got to conform to the ritual. 01:02:01.044 --> 01:02:02.825 Well, I was checking out the other parents. 01:02:03.185 --> 01:02:05.066 Most of them were having a stab, it has to be said. 01:02:05.086 --> 01:02:06.407 Was this in a church or in the school? 01:02:06.447 --> 01:02:07.668 No, just in the assembly hall. 01:02:08.528 --> 01:02:10.449 The children all sang beautifully. 01:02:10.529 --> 01:02:13.931 I think they'd sung the hymn many times before, so they were all au fait with the thing. 01:02:14.451 --> 01:02:15.732 I didn't know where to start. 01:02:15.792 --> 01:02:16.933 I just completely bottled it. 01:02:17.233 --> 01:02:23.556 But I thought you, Joe Cornish, might like to have a go, because I got up my digital camera and I recorded a couple of verses in a chorus. 01:02:24.057 --> 01:02:26.358 So I have the hymn sheet here that we were given. 01:02:26.718 --> 01:02:28.319 Adam's given me a copy of the hymn sheet. 01:02:28.739 --> 01:02:32.162 And there'll be a couple of bars before you come in. 01:02:32.243 --> 01:02:35.205 This is written by Graham Kendrick, who was born in 1950. 01:02:36.106 --> 01:02:37.187 What's it called, this hymn? 01:02:37.587 --> 01:02:41.011 It is called Shine, Jesus Shine, I think. 01:02:41.071 --> 01:02:43.033 And I have never heard this one before, ever. 01:02:43.233 --> 01:02:44.454 So see how you get on. 01:02:45.175 --> 01:02:48.758 So what, you're expecting me to sing along as if I'm in church, and you're going to play the backing track? 01:02:48.798 --> 01:02:49.078 Exactly. 01:02:49.098 --> 01:02:50.940 We'll just do one verse in the chorus, OK? 01:02:51.380 --> 01:02:53.923 And here's the Children of Towne Close School in Norwich singing. 01:03:01.091 --> 01:03:07.034 Awesome presents from the shadows and into your radius. 01:03:07.354 --> 01:03:11.436 By the blood of me, enter your brightness. 01:03:11.796 --> 01:03:16.058 Search me, try me, consume all my darkness. 01:03:16.178 --> 01:03:17.459 Shine on me. 01:03:21.231 --> 01:03:22.152 Chorus. 01:03:23.172 --> 01:03:26.274 You sure this is about Jesus? 01:03:43.337 --> 01:03:43.858 Oh, whale. 01:03:43.998 --> 01:03:46.080 That's how you do. 01:03:46.460 --> 01:03:48.342 You go for the grandstand. 01:04:01.291 --> 01:04:01.711 Very good. 01:04:01.731 --> 01:04:02.552 That was a good effort. 01:04:02.792 --> 01:04:04.654 You did pretty well on there, on the whole. 01:04:04.674 --> 01:04:06.495 That sounds slightly evangelical. 01:04:06.555 --> 01:04:08.076 It sounds very contemporary. 01:04:08.396 --> 01:04:08.617 Yeah. 01:04:08.637 --> 01:04:09.417 A little bit funky. 01:04:09.577 --> 01:04:10.778 It's a nice track. 01:04:10.878 --> 01:04:12.019 Yes, it's in between there. 01:04:12.399 --> 01:04:14.661 Flow, river, flow, flood the nations. 01:04:15.262 --> 01:04:16.943 Oh, with grace and mercy, that's all right. 01:04:17.203 --> 01:04:17.363 Yeah. 01:04:17.503 --> 01:04:20.566 Blaze, spirit, blaze, set our hearts on fire. 01:04:20.886 --> 01:04:22.287 It almost sounds too contemporary. 01:04:22.307 --> 01:04:23.368 Sounds like Bon Jovi, doesn't it? 01:04:23.388 --> 01:04:24.449 It just sounds like... 01:04:25.189 --> 01:04:28.735 Yeah, God's having a smoke and then flooding places. 01:04:28.915 --> 01:04:30.057 No, he doesn't do that kind of thing. 01:04:31.519 --> 01:04:32.821 I can't wait to go to church with you. 01:04:32.881 --> 01:04:33.942 I think you'd do a great job. 01:04:34.163 --> 01:04:34.744 Thanks a lot. 01:04:35.124 --> 01:04:40.212 Someone was suggesting that over Christmas, you know, obviously the Stephen phenomenon has died down a bit. 01:04:40.232 --> 01:04:40.833 Feast of Stephen. 01:04:40.953 --> 01:04:41.713 become a bit tiresome. 01:04:41.733 --> 01:04:42.734 Yeah, did you read that email? 01:04:42.874 --> 01:04:43.114 Yeah. 01:04:43.414 --> 01:04:49.798 That this Christmas we could revive the Stephen thing, but if you're in church and you sing Good King Wentz-less. 01:04:50.058 --> 01:04:51.299 Yeah, Good King Wentz-less. 01:04:51.819 --> 01:04:55.581 I even did a jingle for the Christmas show last year with Good King Wentz-less. 01:04:55.601 --> 01:04:57.062 On the Feast of Stephen. 01:04:58.442 --> 01:04:59.002 Yeah? 01:04:59.022 --> 01:05:00.823 Yeah, we'll be digging that one out for Christmas this year. 01:05:00.843 --> 01:05:02.223 That's ecclesiastical, Stephen. 01:05:02.263 --> 01:05:02.763 Absolutely. 01:05:03.043 --> 01:05:06.964 Here's some Arcade Fire right now, speaking of kind of rousing spiritual music. 01:05:07.004 --> 01:05:07.864 This is Intervention. 01:05:08.044 --> 01:05:08.385 Wow. 01:05:09.785 --> 01:05:23.008 About a minute from the end, the sun came out and was shining very brightly through the windows there in the big British castle, and it was a very spiritual and moving moment with the Arcade Fire there singing Intervention. 01:05:24.589 --> 01:05:25.569 That's my album of the year. 01:05:26.609 --> 01:05:28.131 I thought you said the other one was your album. 01:05:28.211 --> 01:05:29.752 I'm joking, that came out last year, I think. 01:05:29.772 --> 01:05:31.013 Other one of the year, yes. 01:05:31.153 --> 01:05:32.254 Two years ago, was it? 01:05:32.895 --> 01:05:34.036 Oh my lordy. 01:05:34.396 --> 01:05:36.558 Time is flying at a ridiculous pace now. 01:05:36.798 --> 01:05:38.300 Shall we have the Text-A-Nation jingle, James? 01:05:38.320 --> 01:05:39.200 Let's have the rock one! 01:05:59.004 --> 01:06:00.547 The text number is 64046. 01:06:00.587 --> 01:06:01.850 I can't remember the email. 01:06:01.890 --> 01:06:03.674 Lee Heckman, ladies and gentlemen! 01:06:03.694 --> 01:06:06.180 Good night! 01:06:07.119 --> 01:06:10.240 Yeah, bit of credit for Lee Henman who put together the backing track for that. 01:06:10.280 --> 01:06:10.900 There you go. 01:06:10.960 --> 01:06:12.381 You get backing tracks sent in. 01:06:12.621 --> 01:06:14.402 Happens once in a blue moon, doesn't it? 01:06:14.442 --> 01:06:15.582 And it happened to me once. 01:06:16.562 --> 01:06:16.902 Twice. 01:06:17.042 --> 01:06:17.623 Three times. 01:06:17.883 --> 01:06:19.363 A lady. 01:06:20.584 --> 01:06:25.245 Yeah, so Texanation is all about psychic things that happen that make you think you're psychic. 01:06:25.705 --> 01:06:27.986 And we were trying to go for a kind of idiotic angle. 01:06:29.147 --> 01:06:31.607 You know, people who do that in an idiotic way. 01:06:31.687 --> 01:06:33.268 You say this, what were you imagining we were 01:06:33.568 --> 01:06:34.209 I don't know. 01:06:34.329 --> 01:06:39.852 I thought just we'd get idiots behaving, you know, with really tenuous reasons why they were psychic. 01:06:40.233 --> 01:06:42.294 But the truth is a lot of people genuinely do. 01:06:42.574 --> 01:06:43.034 Sure they do. 01:06:43.054 --> 01:06:43.915 I think they're psychic hands. 01:06:43.935 --> 01:06:44.775 It's a serious thing. 01:06:44.795 --> 01:06:46.236 A lot of coincidences happen. 01:06:46.316 --> 01:06:49.038 It's one of the ultimate fantasies you have when you're a child. 01:06:49.078 --> 01:06:49.759 You know what I mean? 01:06:49.779 --> 01:06:52.200 That maybe you're psychic and you have psychic abilities. 01:06:52.621 --> 01:06:53.021 Don't you think? 01:06:53.321 --> 01:06:57.844 Like with me, it was a close thing between being bionic and being psychic. 01:06:58.104 --> 01:06:58.424 Yes. 01:06:58.644 --> 01:07:00.525 I very much wanted to be bionic. 01:07:00.865 --> 01:07:02.806 But you thought you possibly were psychic. 01:07:02.826 --> 01:07:05.627 You don't have to have any visible robot parts to be psychic. 01:07:05.687 --> 01:07:06.087 Exactly. 01:07:06.348 --> 01:07:11.210 Because I thought... I don't know if I can go through with the accident and then the reconstruction from the bionics. 01:07:11.710 --> 01:07:13.030 But psychic, you're born with that. 01:07:13.310 --> 01:07:13.951 Premonitions? 01:07:14.011 --> 01:07:15.271 Have you ever had any premonitions? 01:07:15.291 --> 01:07:15.471 Never. 01:07:15.912 --> 01:07:17.632 You've never dreamt something that then happened? 01:07:17.672 --> 01:07:18.052 Not a one. 01:07:18.573 --> 01:07:18.893 Really? 01:07:19.013 --> 01:07:19.273 Nothing. 01:07:19.773 --> 01:07:23.515 Do you ever have... Because deja vu can sometimes feed into that, can't it? 01:07:23.655 --> 01:07:24.775 Right, when you're a bit tired. 01:07:24.795 --> 01:07:26.216 You can think, man, I've dreamt this. 01:07:26.667 --> 01:07:28.828 Yes, that's your mind playing tricks on you, though, isn't it? 01:07:28.888 --> 01:07:29.228 Is it, though? 01:07:29.248 --> 01:07:30.009 I think so. 01:07:30.449 --> 01:07:35.152 Or is it my mind playing tricks on you? 01:07:35.952 --> 01:07:37.073 Here's a message right now. 01:07:37.113 --> 01:07:49.819 This was posted on our blog by Joe, and he says, Dear Cornballs and Count Buckley's, I was once reading the book Never Trust a Rabbit by the League of Gentlemen's Jeremy Dyson on London's The Tube. 01:07:51.480 --> 01:07:55.902 He… Jeremy is the one that never appears on the telly, but as a bit of a geek I knew what he looked like. 01:07:56.303 --> 01:08:00.925 So imagine my surprise when I looked up to see the man opposite me on the tube was Jeremy Dyson. 01:08:01.365 --> 01:08:09.369 I coughed loudly and flashed the cover of his book at him and he looked up, smiled, and he said to me, that literally never happens. 01:08:09.869 --> 01:08:12.431 He then offered to sign the book and we had a little chat. 01:08:13.351 --> 01:08:23.441 Sadly, this psychic story ends on a slightly sour note as we both changed Oxford Circus and went on the same Victoria Line platform and boarded the same northbound tube. 01:08:23.821 --> 01:08:25.963 Turns out we live really close to each other now. 01:08:27.104 --> 01:08:31.848 And what could have been a nice story for both of us is a slightly creepy one for him as he thought I'd followed him home. 01:08:32.589 --> 01:08:37.170 I had to pretend to tie my non-existent shoelaces to allow him to run away. 01:08:37.471 --> 01:08:38.071 Am I psychic? 01:08:38.151 --> 01:08:38.991 Do I win a prize? 01:08:39.071 --> 01:08:40.411 In what way would that be psychic, though? 01:08:40.431 --> 01:08:46.313 That would be the power to attract a person you're thinking about or whose work you're consuming towards you, physically. 01:08:46.493 --> 01:08:46.933 Yeah. 01:08:46.993 --> 01:08:50.975 Your aura is so powerful that you magnetically pull that person. 01:08:50.995 --> 01:08:53.535 You're reading the Da Vinci code and suddenly there's Dan Brown. 01:08:53.575 --> 01:08:55.336 He's been sucked into your universe. 01:08:55.676 --> 01:08:56.336 Imagine. 01:08:57.116 --> 01:09:00.357 You can ask him questions about Tom Hanks. 01:09:00.637 --> 01:09:01.638 That's extraordinary, isn't it? 01:09:01.658 --> 01:09:02.218 That kind of thing. 01:09:02.438 --> 01:09:03.018 got any more? 01:09:03.599 --> 01:09:04.500 Yes, I've got one more. 01:09:04.540 --> 01:09:07.302 Here's one from Joff in Lyme Regis. 01:09:07.322 --> 01:09:07.562 Joff? 01:09:07.742 --> 01:09:07.962 Yeah. 01:09:08.003 --> 01:09:08.903 You sure it's not Jeff? 01:09:09.404 --> 01:09:10.865 Well, J-O-double-F. 01:09:11.585 --> 01:09:12.226 What are you reckoning? 01:09:12.406 --> 01:09:13.347 That's a Joff, isn't it? 01:09:13.367 --> 01:09:13.967 That's a Joff, yeah. 01:09:14.007 --> 01:09:14.288 Yeah. 01:09:14.928 --> 01:09:15.669 Joff in Lyme Regis. 01:09:15.689 --> 01:09:18.371 Do you think it's Roland Joffy, the director of the Killing Fields? 01:09:18.411 --> 01:09:19.632 Because then he would have put Joffles. 01:09:19.932 --> 01:09:20.433 Joffles? 01:09:20.533 --> 01:09:21.293 Of course he would. 01:09:21.613 --> 01:09:25.016 He says, Dear Adam and Joe, I must tell you about my psychic abilities. 01:09:25.156 --> 01:09:28.339 About five years ago, I was driving in my car and I put on... 01:09:31.101 --> 01:09:35.262 and put on my latest car boot purchase the CD Raga Grates. 01:09:35.682 --> 01:09:46.345 The Ace of Bass song, All That She Wants, Brackets is Another Baby, came on and I quickly turned it off because my girlfriend did want another baby and I didn't. 01:09:47.465 --> 01:09:52.107 Imagine my horror then when the radio kicked in and the same song was playing. 01:09:52.647 --> 01:09:57.068 In a trice I was on the phone to Dr. Snippington and in a few weeks 01:09:58.008 --> 01:09:59.190 Doctor Snippington! 01:09:59.250 --> 01:10:00.631 I was safely neutralised. 01:10:01.052 --> 01:10:01.352 Phew! 01:10:01.673 --> 01:10:02.433 Then we split up. 01:10:02.754 --> 01:10:03.895 That was the only psychic experience. 01:10:03.915 --> 01:10:05.737 She's really on a rollercoaster! 01:10:05.837 --> 01:10:07.479 I've ever had, but it was enough. 01:10:08.140 --> 01:10:09.121 That's from Joffy. 01:10:09.541 --> 01:10:12.384 Wow, I can't get my head round that. 01:10:12.404 --> 01:10:17.390 That's so... One minute it's Ace of Base, next minute it's Doctor Snippington. 01:10:20.535 --> 01:10:24.799 I mean, that's brilliantly illustrated in the film The Tall Guy, right? 01:10:26.061 --> 01:10:28.603 Which is quite an old film now that kids probably won't know. 01:10:28.643 --> 01:10:35.130 It's fallen out of circulation a bit, but it's Mel Smith and directed by Mel Smith, written by Richard Curtis, starring Jeff Goldblum. 01:10:35.150 --> 01:10:35.330 Love it. 01:10:35.570 --> 01:10:36.191 And Emma Thompson. 01:10:36.411 --> 01:10:44.496 and they fall out of love and then every time there's a sequence where every time he turns on the radio another love song is playing it's quite good but that happens quite a lot doesn't it? 01:10:44.536 --> 01:10:54.341 I mean that would be another good text the nation like songs or bits of pop culture that you can never listen to or watch again because they bring back kind of awkward or weird memories. 01:10:55.902 --> 01:11:05.167 Or if you're having some kind of issue between you and your partner or a friend, it's weird how suddenly everything you listen to will suddenly seem to be talking about that very issue. 01:11:05.187 --> 01:11:06.207 It all seems relevant, right? 01:11:06.227 --> 01:11:06.568 Yeah. 01:11:07.068 --> 01:11:11.790 And sometimes in a way that says things out loud that you don't want said. 01:11:11.870 --> 01:11:18.474 That's the hallmark of a brilliant bit of music or film or whatever it happens to be, though, is that it absorbs all the things you bring to it. 01:11:18.554 --> 01:11:18.934 Yes. 01:11:19.374 --> 01:11:22.636 It's like a kind of information black hole. 01:11:22.876 --> 01:11:23.096 Yeah. 01:11:23.156 --> 01:11:24.777 Yeah, they suck things in towards them, don't they? 01:11:25.217 --> 01:11:28.418 It's exactly like an Inflation Black Hole, Dr. Hawkins, yes. 01:11:28.718 --> 01:11:30.959 Here's Ian Brown with Just Like You. 01:11:31.299 --> 01:11:32.379 I'm living fart today. 01:11:32.399 --> 01:11:33.439 That's what he says. 01:11:33.459 --> 01:11:37.561 Ian Brown with Just Like You sounds a little Christmasy, that track as well. 01:11:37.901 --> 01:11:38.881 I love Christmas. 01:11:39.021 --> 01:11:40.201 It's coming up soon. 01:11:40.921 --> 01:11:44.142 We're going to be in December, not in June. 01:11:44.543 --> 01:11:46.923 Christmas time is the time for cheer. 01:11:48.064 --> 01:11:49.164 Come over here. 01:11:49.984 --> 01:11:51.385 and join me. 01:11:52.986 --> 01:11:53.626 Yeah. 01:11:53.786 --> 01:11:54.447 Yeah. 01:11:54.707 --> 01:12:00.270 We were bemoaning that here in London they've put Christmas lights up and every year they get even more sponsored. 01:12:00.510 --> 01:12:01.030 Oh yeah. 01:12:01.271 --> 01:12:07.814 And this year it's all about Robert Zumaker's motion capture version of A Christmas Carol starring Jim Carrey. 01:12:07.834 --> 01:12:08.575 Which is supposed to be good. 01:12:09.035 --> 01:12:14.038 But there's a point at which Christmas lights stop being Christmas lights and are just illuminated adverts. 01:12:14.338 --> 01:12:18.860 Is there any country in the world that does it quite so heavily as we do in London Town and Oxford Street? 01:12:18.880 --> 01:12:25.542 If you live in a foreign city, is there any other capital that just has its Christmas lights purely, purely advertising? 01:12:25.562 --> 01:12:29.424 Because I tell you this, my friend, we don't do that in Paris. 01:12:29.824 --> 01:12:31.546 They wouldn't do that anymore. 01:12:31.586 --> 01:12:31.926 Would they? 01:12:31.966 --> 01:12:32.627 Maybe they would. 01:12:32.667 --> 01:12:32.987 I don't know. 01:12:33.027 --> 01:12:33.307 They might. 01:12:33.327 --> 01:12:33.988 And the Champs-Élysées. 01:12:34.008 --> 01:12:34.328 Maybe. 01:12:34.508 --> 01:12:35.249 I don't think they do. 01:12:35.269 --> 01:12:36.370 I don't think they do. 01:12:36.650 --> 01:12:37.571 It's broken Britain. 01:12:37.931 --> 01:12:38.732 Corporate Britain. 01:12:38.772 --> 01:12:40.754 And I tell you, they don't do it in New York either, I don't think. 01:12:41.054 --> 01:12:44.617 Well, yeah, the Thanksgiving parade is quite heavily-sponsored, isn't it? 01:12:44.637 --> 01:12:46.138 Yeah, but then they... I don't think the permanent lights. 01:12:46.178 --> 01:12:46.739 That's the way to do it. 01:12:46.779 --> 01:12:47.480 You have a parade. 01:12:47.560 --> 01:12:49.501 Because they used to just have like it would be... 01:12:50.502 --> 01:12:52.183 you know, Aladdin themed or something. 01:12:52.483 --> 01:12:54.984 And then they wouldn't like have Aladdin on everything. 01:12:55.024 --> 01:13:01.106 They have some like Christmas-y, you know, magic carpets and they try and make it, you know, non-branded. 01:13:01.486 --> 01:13:03.167 But now they've just dropped that pretense. 01:13:03.787 --> 01:13:07.529 It's as if Britain is just run by four major corporations. 01:13:07.949 --> 01:13:08.229 Yeah. 01:13:09.049 --> 01:13:10.150 That's your theory. 01:13:10.170 --> 01:13:10.690 That's my theory. 01:13:10.710 --> 01:13:12.211 It's not the theory of the big British castle. 01:13:12.251 --> 01:13:13.211 No, that's not endorsed by the cast. 01:13:13.251 --> 01:13:14.552 It feels that way sometimes, doesn't it? 01:13:14.832 --> 01:13:15.612 Sometimes it does. 01:13:15.652 --> 01:13:17.573 It's all about making the money, isn't it? 01:13:18.522 --> 01:13:26.168 And then the rest of the Oxford Street is covered with those kind of spider's webs with what looks like gob on them. 01:13:27.009 --> 01:13:28.790 That's very Christmasy. 01:13:28.930 --> 01:13:31.172 People love to gob on spider's webs at Christmas. 01:13:31.312 --> 01:13:31.773 Come on. 01:13:32.093 --> 01:13:35.095 Whole families pop and trudge through the snow, find a spider. 01:13:36.477 --> 01:13:39.178 Oh, that one's... Oh, it's that one's... Oh, that spider's web. 01:13:39.198 --> 01:13:40.098 It's too weak. 01:13:40.158 --> 01:13:40.978 It's collapsed. 01:13:41.298 --> 01:13:43.098 Oh, but this one's holding the gob really well. 01:13:44.359 --> 01:13:45.239 That's very Christmasy. 01:13:45.399 --> 01:13:47.159 Have you seen the holidays are coming? 01:13:47.199 --> 01:13:48.620 Are they... Is that back on TV yet? 01:13:48.760 --> 01:13:50.820 What, the new... Is that fishy drink? 01:13:50.860 --> 01:13:51.500 Coca-Cola, isn't it? 01:13:51.540 --> 01:13:54.101 Yeah, with the trucks all rumbling into town. 01:13:54.201 --> 01:13:56.521 Oh, with the weird, creepy animated people. 01:13:56.541 --> 01:13:57.081 It's a different one. 01:13:57.121 --> 01:13:58.762 Creepy Santa is a different bit. 01:13:58.822 --> 01:14:04.683 I was going to say, though, you want to see some good, genuine Christmas lights, then just if you're in London, just pop to Carnaby Street, because they're proper ones. 01:14:05.003 --> 01:14:05.163 Really? 01:14:05.183 --> 01:14:05.783 Have they got nice ones there? 01:14:05.803 --> 01:14:06.483 Yeah, they're non-sponsored. 01:14:06.503 --> 01:14:08.584 Yeah, they're really lovely. 01:14:08.844 --> 01:14:10.144 Have they got fairies there? 01:14:10.445 --> 01:14:12.285 There's loads of fairies, Adam. 01:14:12.985 --> 01:14:14.346 All over the pavement, drunk. 01:14:16.246 --> 01:14:17.526 Wearing winkle pickers. 01:14:19.267 --> 01:14:20.687 Okay, here's a free play for you listeners. 01:14:20.727 --> 01:14:22.408 You can fire this one off right now, James. 01:14:23.588 --> 01:14:28.010 And let me tell you that this is quite a long one, so that's why we're firing it off, because we want to play the whole thing. 01:14:28.030 --> 01:14:28.750 This is fan Morris. 01:14:28.950 --> 01:14:29.570 It's 11 minutes. 01:14:29.750 --> 01:14:32.451 It's 11 minutes long, and it's called... Are we going to play it all? 01:14:32.471 --> 01:14:33.231 ...the back room. 01:14:33.311 --> 01:14:40.574 Well, the thing is that... Sorry to talk over the beginning of it, listeners, but my favourite bit is DJ Hersey. 01:14:40.634 --> 01:14:45.836 My favourite bit is at the end, where he starts chatting and he starts saying to his hipster friends, What time is it? 01:14:45.856 --> 01:14:47.616 I'm saying, baby, what time is it? 01:14:47.836 --> 01:14:48.637 What time is it? 01:14:49.177 --> 01:14:49.457 It's Fall 30. 01:14:50.882 --> 01:14:51.942 He just sort of answers it. 01:14:51.962 --> 01:14:53.903 We've got to sit through 11 minutes to get to that. 01:14:53.963 --> 01:14:55.464 It's a good song as well as that. 01:14:55.504 --> 01:14:55.924 Let's do it. 01:14:56.044 --> 01:14:57.605 Here he is. 01:14:57.705 --> 01:14:58.165 It's 4.30. 01:14:58.785 --> 01:14:59.606 It's not 4.30. 01:14:59.806 --> 01:15:02.667 It's coming up to 11.30 here on BBC 6 Music. 01:15:02.687 --> 01:15:06.228 Joe, have you seen the posters around town for the new Bon Jovi tour? 01:15:06.248 --> 01:15:08.569 Yeah, I think I have. 01:15:08.629 --> 01:15:12.931 Yeah, there certainly was a big hoo-ha about them on The Awful X Factor. 01:15:12.951 --> 01:15:13.451 That's right. 01:15:13.471 --> 01:15:18.453 They were plugging the thing and they got a new album out as well, which is supposed to be rubbish. 01:15:20.514 --> 01:15:21.894 I love that kind of album. 01:15:22.695 --> 01:15:25.775 Have you got any rubbish albums? 01:15:26.055 --> 01:15:26.556 Yes, we do. 01:15:27.456 --> 01:15:28.816 You might like the new Bon Jovi one. 01:15:29.136 --> 01:15:30.737 And have you checked out the new Robbie Williams album? 01:15:30.937 --> 01:15:31.897 Hey, come on. 01:15:31.917 --> 01:15:33.177 That's supposed to be brilliant. 01:15:33.237 --> 01:15:33.557 Yes. 01:15:33.617 --> 01:15:36.298 He's got Trevor Hornin to help him do the knobswilling. 01:15:36.318 --> 01:15:37.038 I'm sure it's brilliant. 01:15:37.158 --> 01:15:37.958 Yeah, it's probably very good. 01:15:38.418 --> 01:15:42.739 So the Bon Jovi tour is called the There Goes The Neighbourhood tour. 01:15:42.999 --> 01:15:48.421 Right, yes, because some middle-aged men, some very rich middle-aged men have moved in. 01:15:48.461 --> 01:15:49.681 What's going to happen? 01:15:50.041 --> 01:15:51.082 There goes the neighbourhood. 01:15:51.122 --> 01:15:52.383 What's the worst that's gonna happen? 01:15:52.464 --> 01:15:53.465 It's that 52-year-old man. 01:15:53.485 --> 01:15:56.127 John Bonjour's gonna hobble over and nick your coke friends. 01:15:58.209 --> 01:15:59.110 Hey there. 01:15:59.170 --> 01:16:01.052 A really attractive middle-aged man. 01:16:01.092 --> 01:16:01.672 That's right. 01:16:02.033 --> 01:16:06.717 Excuse me, I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. 01:16:07.238 --> 01:16:09.180 Wait, oh, he's run off with the sugar! 01:16:10.261 --> 01:16:10.942 Damn him. 01:16:11.262 --> 01:16:12.784 He's taken way too much sugar. 01:16:12.804 --> 01:16:16.669 He stepped on the very edge of the lawn and crushed four blades of grass. 01:16:16.709 --> 01:16:18.091 There goes the neighborhood. 01:16:18.171 --> 01:16:18.552 Punks. 01:16:18.832 --> 01:16:19.613 I can't believe it. 01:16:19.653 --> 01:16:24.499 Those damn punks in their snakeskin boots, they've crushed all my azaleas. 01:16:24.619 --> 01:16:27.022 Turned down that middle of the road rug. 01:16:27.743 --> 01:16:29.164 It's slightly annoying. 01:16:29.264 --> 01:16:30.184 It's slightly annoying. 01:16:30.444 --> 01:16:31.365 It's not too bad. 01:16:31.585 --> 01:16:33.025 I can listen to the end of this one. 01:16:33.246 --> 01:16:37.607 It's basically innocuous and I can't really tell it apart from the traffic noise and ambience. 01:16:38.288 --> 01:16:39.308 But, turn it down. 01:16:39.328 --> 01:16:41.829 I like the ones from Slippery When Wet. 01:16:41.869 --> 01:16:43.090 Did they do Slippery When Wet? 01:16:43.930 --> 01:16:45.651 Yeah, they did, didn't they? 01:16:45.851 --> 01:16:47.792 Do you remember though, people used to love them. 01:16:47.832 --> 01:16:52.655 When we were at school, what was the one, the big one, that they kept on playing at that party we went to? 01:16:52.675 --> 01:16:58.139 That's not a very good... Oh, about the... She was a fast machine. 01:16:58.199 --> 01:16:59.540 She kept her motor clean. 01:16:59.560 --> 01:17:00.721 That's not even Bon Jovi, is it? 01:17:00.741 --> 01:17:01.601 That's someone else. 01:17:01.901 --> 01:17:02.662 That's... Which one? 01:17:02.682 --> 01:17:03.502 ACDC. 01:17:03.743 --> 01:17:04.543 That's ACDC. 01:17:04.923 --> 01:17:10.667 That was a slightly more proper... But then... Oh no, she... Shook me all night long. 01:17:10.887 --> 01:17:11.888 That's Bon Jovi, isn't it? 01:17:12.188 --> 01:17:13.409 That's more AC-DC. 01:17:14.309 --> 01:17:18.352 Maybe I've got Bon Jovi confused with AC-DC just in my mind. 01:17:18.893 --> 01:17:19.913 Sorry about that, listeners. 01:17:20.313 --> 01:17:22.655 It's exactly 11.30, and time for the news. 01:17:22.895 --> 01:17:25.257 That's Young Bob with I Want You. 01:17:25.997 --> 01:17:31.641 If you're up for some old Bob, he is on 6 Music this Sunday night at midnight. 01:17:32.642 --> 01:17:36.744 His old-time theme time radio thing is on, and it's all about lies. 01:17:42.288 --> 01:17:43.988 That kind of thing with me, Bob Dylan. 01:17:45.889 --> 01:17:47.289 You can still smell him, can't you? 01:17:47.529 --> 01:17:51.110 I mean, even though he hasn't been in the studio for a while, you can still smell him. 01:17:51.250 --> 01:17:54.331 You know, you can smell him and there's also residue that you can see. 01:17:54.351 --> 01:17:55.751 You can see the marks on the carpet. 01:17:55.771 --> 01:17:56.852 We're not talking about Dylan. 01:17:56.992 --> 01:17:57.532 Not Dylan. 01:17:58.312 --> 01:18:00.612 We're talking about our little furry friend. 01:18:00.953 --> 01:18:08.534 Also, you know, he was rolling about in mud and, I think, poo, and he's wiped it over the sides of the studio as well. 01:18:08.554 --> 01:18:09.855 I mean, that's one of the problems, isn't it? 01:18:11.195 --> 01:18:14.557 He's so affectionate, but it's not the affection that lingers. 01:18:15.057 --> 01:18:15.658 It's the stink. 01:18:15.738 --> 01:18:16.718 It's the stinkiness. 01:18:16.838 --> 01:18:18.139 And it's the hairs as well. 01:18:18.219 --> 01:18:26.123 And he was scampering around in the rain earlier on as well, and so he scampered his paws absolutely everywhere, and earlier on he tried to bite and lick my face. 01:18:26.263 --> 01:18:29.005 So much stuff, I mean, falls off him, doesn't it? 01:18:29.185 --> 01:18:29.465 Yeah. 01:18:29.705 --> 01:18:31.186 It's like he's shedding all the time. 01:18:31.266 --> 01:18:32.227 But he's so sweet. 01:18:32.247 --> 01:18:33.768 He's absolutely charming. 01:18:33.848 --> 01:18:34.428 He's very sweet. 01:18:34.448 --> 01:18:35.709 It's just tricky to get close to him. 01:18:36.009 --> 01:18:39.471 The raging debate about whether boggins should be humanely 01:18:40.331 --> 01:18:49.699 If you're a new listener, we're just, you know, muting that this fictional dog might be fictionally killed because, well, killed is too strong, isn't it? 01:18:49.739 --> 01:18:51.420 Like put down, terminated. 01:18:52.021 --> 01:18:56.324 Just because we're just not sure about the fictional quality of his fictional life. 01:18:56.484 --> 01:19:02.790 A lot of listeners find the sound of boggins when he does scamper into the studio absolutely nauseating and irritating. 01:19:03.390 --> 01:19:07.013 And so they would like him to be dealt with in some kind of very final way. 01:19:07.113 --> 01:19:12.618 Luca Van Dresh has written in saying, saying, please don't kill boggins, he's one of the funniest additions to your show. 01:19:12.959 --> 01:19:19.745 Not that your show wouldn't be good without him, as it would still be the funniest podcast out there apart from the Ricky Gervais podcast and maybe the Answer Me This podcast. 01:19:20.026 --> 01:19:21.987 But please don't kill boggins. 01:19:22.448 --> 01:19:23.989 Thanks for the qualified praise there. 01:19:24.790 --> 01:19:28.794 And here's, can I read you one more about Ree Boggins from Thomas Stephen? 01:19:29.154 --> 01:19:31.076 And I like this one because it's really blunt. 01:19:32.478 --> 01:19:33.459 Love the show, guys. 01:19:33.919 --> 01:19:36.341 Really enjoyed the place-filling, temporific podcast. 01:19:36.381 --> 01:19:38.483 But Adam, please stop doing Boggins. 01:19:38.523 --> 01:19:39.564 It's just embarrassing. 01:19:41.386 --> 01:19:48.451 What does he mean doing that's just really I don't know what does that's a bit revolting But that's really sort of stabby that one, isn't it? 01:19:48.651 --> 01:19:57.877 It's like a little sharp verbal stiletto blade instead of shaking his head Jabbed into your ribs is what he's basically saying 01:19:58.397 --> 01:20:04.524 But to put the other side of the argument, here's a message from James McConville, and he says, 01:20:19.198 --> 01:20:27.081 Our elegance has been shaken to the core by High Command's order to put down Boggins, the Black Squadron mascot. 01:20:27.141 --> 01:20:30.002 So he's adopted him as a Black Squadron mascot there. 01:20:30.462 --> 01:20:32.902 My son has the official word on this. 01:20:33.063 --> 01:20:34.803 Please listen to the attached file. 01:20:34.883 --> 01:20:36.584 And this is what James sent. 01:20:37.124 --> 01:20:41.325 I don't want Boggins to put down Boggins. 01:20:41.892 --> 01:20:45.194 put down or else I'm not going to listen to your show again. 01:20:45.634 --> 01:20:46.434 Bye-bye. 01:20:46.714 --> 01:20:47.055 Yeah. 01:20:48.455 --> 01:20:51.897 That is his seven-year-old son Jerry McConville there. 01:20:51.917 --> 01:20:55.178 He's got the proper... That's quite a forceful argument, isn't it? 01:20:55.659 --> 01:20:59.620 Would we, you know, could you put him down now that we've heard that? 01:20:59.781 --> 01:21:03.642 A little seven-year-old, a plea from a seven-year-old for the child. 01:21:05.584 --> 01:21:06.665 I mean, that's harsh, isn't it? 01:21:06.865 --> 01:21:07.525 I thought about it, yes. 01:21:08.106 --> 01:21:08.326 Yes. 01:21:08.687 --> 01:21:15.033 The other thing is that the musical community, our talented musical listeners have come out in force, I say in force. 01:21:15.053 --> 01:21:17.995 We've had three songs sent to us. 01:21:18.536 --> 01:21:23.761 One song is a kind of a cut up featuring samples of boggins set to music, which we'll put on our blog. 01:21:24.321 --> 01:21:27.244 And then we've had a couple of original compositions that have been sent to us. 01:21:27.244 --> 01:21:36.589 Do you think it's fair to say that we're sort of surprised and excited by the quantity and level of feeling about the fictional termination of boggins? 01:21:36.709 --> 01:21:39.891 Well, it's a dog-loving nation, isn't it, the United Kingdom? 01:21:40.071 --> 01:21:42.213 So it's not a total surprise to me. 01:21:42.313 --> 01:21:42.613 Really? 01:21:42.753 --> 01:21:44.254 And plus, he's very sweet. 01:21:44.414 --> 01:21:46.955 He is very sweet, but he's also really revolting. 01:21:47.035 --> 01:21:48.056 He's revolting. 01:21:48.176 --> 01:21:54.800 And as much as we get an enormous amount of positive correspondence about boggins, we get an avalanche of hate. 01:21:56.120 --> 01:21:56.841 It is true, actually. 01:21:56.861 --> 01:21:58.702 A tsunami of lethal venom. 01:21:58.742 --> 01:22:02.203 We don't generally try to court hatred as a duo. 01:22:02.243 --> 01:22:08.446 Like, for instance, this guy Greg has listed the ten ways he would like fictional boggins to be fictionally killed. 01:22:08.466 --> 01:22:08.846 Did you read that? 01:22:08.866 --> 01:22:09.286 I'll read that. 01:22:09.306 --> 01:22:11.187 And some of it's so extreme I can't read it out. 01:22:11.247 --> 01:22:13.148 Number two is machine gun firing squad. 01:22:13.388 --> 01:22:14.629 That's one of the more tame ones. 01:22:14.649 --> 01:22:16.189 Number three is stabbed with an umbrella. 01:22:18.070 --> 01:22:20.391 Here's a message right now, though, from Jim Stoughton. 01:22:20.471 --> 01:22:21.812 Jim's a talented illustrator. 01:22:21.832 --> 01:22:23.333 He's been in touch with the show before. 01:22:23.833 --> 01:22:26.974 And he says, Dear Adam and Jo, my girlfriend and I really like boggins. 01:22:27.134 --> 01:22:28.915 Neither of us want to hear of his death. 01:22:29.295 --> 01:22:31.176 We want him to stick around for a very long time. 01:22:31.236 --> 01:22:33.918 So I've written a song to help boggins stay alive. 01:22:33.978 --> 01:22:35.278 It's called Save Boggins. 01:22:35.678 --> 01:22:37.879 Let's hear a few seconds of the song right now. 01:22:37.919 --> 01:22:40.401 We'll put the full thing on the blog this week, though. 01:22:41.021 --> 01:22:42.482 Save Boggins. 01:22:44.543 --> 01:22:53.151 Everyone clap your hands He's a lovely slobbery creature Got a problem with his grands, safe organs 01:22:56.483 --> 01:22:57.304 That's very wonderful. 01:22:57.324 --> 01:23:00.245 We played the whole thing, but we've got more clips to play you. 01:23:00.545 --> 01:23:00.926 Exactly. 01:23:00.966 --> 01:23:01.746 We've got another song. 01:23:01.786 --> 01:23:03.587 Thank you very much indeed for that one, Jim. 01:23:04.068 --> 01:23:05.368 So that's a pro-Boggins song. 01:23:05.448 --> 01:23:06.529 And here's another pro one. 01:23:06.549 --> 01:23:08.870 I mean, so far we haven't got any anti-Boggins material. 01:23:08.990 --> 01:23:09.691 No anti-Boggins. 01:23:09.711 --> 01:23:17.075 This is another very moving musical plea to save the little chap from Tom Taylor, also calling himself the Barefoot Busker. 01:23:17.475 --> 01:23:23.139 And he says, Dear Count Buckley's and Dr. Sexy M.D., Many thanks for all the years of entertainative programming. 01:23:23.599 --> 01:23:24.099 You're welcome. 01:23:24.479 --> 01:23:26.180 I'm a long-time listener, first-time writer. 01:23:26.640 --> 01:23:29.101 I felt compelled to throw in my hat to the Boggins Ring. 01:23:29.221 --> 01:23:36.403 I recently caught up on the last few podcasts and became painfully aware of the fracture in the psyche of the Adam and Jo show listenership. 01:23:36.423 --> 01:23:37.403 Very true, very well put. 01:23:37.423 --> 01:23:41.485 Yeah, Boggins is caught in the middle of a struggle beyond his comprehension. 01:23:41.885 --> 01:23:44.746 So after having a little wee... Boggins doesn't comprehend much. 01:23:45.806 --> 01:23:49.447 I felt as if I was a vessel for his voice. 01:23:49.827 --> 01:23:52.348 I felt I was a vessel for his voice to speak through. 01:23:52.628 --> 01:23:58.489 I've composed this song in order that the issue of his impending execution may be openly explored. 01:23:59.349 --> 01:24:00.149 Thank you very much, Tom. 01:24:00.169 --> 01:24:05.571 Let's have a listen to the first verse and chorus of your song, Save Boggins. 01:24:07.271 --> 01:24:10.252 Boggins is a dog with a number 01:24:13.880 --> 01:24:30.495 But if you'd seen this free rhythm But you didn't know that he lives for his moment Shared with Adam and Joe, don't put it down 01:24:42.072 --> 01:24:45.893 Is this one going to go on the blog as well? 01:24:45.913 --> 01:24:48.513 Yeah, we'll put the whole version on it. 01:24:48.573 --> 01:24:49.533 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 01:24:49.553 --> 01:24:50.994 This is pretty good, this song. 01:24:51.274 --> 01:24:51.894 It's really good. 01:24:51.954 --> 01:24:55.555 He goes into a little impression of Boggillian ancient. 01:24:55.655 --> 01:24:58.755 Here, listen to his quick impression. 01:25:19.521 --> 01:25:21.962 That's a brilliant impression as well, and a fantastic song. 01:25:22.002 --> 01:25:23.262 Thank you so much, Tom Taylor. 01:25:23.302 --> 01:25:26.283 I checked out his music on his MySpace site, and it's very good as well. 01:25:26.323 --> 01:25:27.064 He's a good singer. 01:25:27.104 --> 01:25:28.084 The Barefoot Busker. 01:25:28.624 --> 01:25:33.526 And yeah, we'll put the full versions of all of those on the blog this week, so get involved. 01:25:33.986 --> 01:25:38.948 And if you want to put the case for the other side, the execution of boggins... Musically. 01:25:38.968 --> 01:25:39.428 Musically. 01:25:39.448 --> 01:25:40.028 That would be interesting. 01:25:40.068 --> 01:25:41.409 Doesn't that one switch around at the end? 01:25:41.909 --> 01:25:47.271 The one we just heard, yeah, if you listen through after the chit chat, it becomes a little less supportive. 01:25:47.311 --> 01:25:50.252 It becomes a deadly fantasy, yeah. 01:25:50.452 --> 01:25:55.253 And certain people are putting around the idea that Boggins is Adam doing a voice. 01:25:55.273 --> 01:25:56.254 Don't know what that's about. 01:25:56.394 --> 01:26:01.295 And you know, if that was the case, he could just be here now, for instance. 01:26:01.335 --> 01:26:03.616 I mean, it would be good if he was here now, but you'll notice he's not. 01:26:03.996 --> 01:26:04.196 No. 01:26:04.436 --> 01:26:11.862 So we can't just summon him up in a contrived way, so... I'm looking forward to Channel 4's forthcoming the execution of Boggins. 01:26:12.042 --> 01:26:12.343 Yes. 01:26:12.863 --> 01:26:13.744 Fictional drama. 01:26:13.884 --> 01:26:14.304 Yes. 01:26:14.404 --> 01:26:15.465 Confusing drama. 01:26:15.785 --> 01:26:17.066 Putting both sides. 01:26:17.206 --> 01:26:19.008 Pure hate-driven programming. 01:26:19.028 --> 01:26:20.088 Prurient programming. 01:26:20.589 --> 01:26:23.611 Anyway, here's Jamie T. right now with The Man's Machine. 01:26:23.831 --> 01:26:24.452 Jack Bauer. 01:26:24.572 --> 01:26:25.313 Is he going on about there? 01:26:26.013 --> 01:26:29.717 That's Jamie T and The Man's Machine. 01:26:29.737 --> 01:26:31.499 This is Adam and Jo here on BBC Six Music. 01:26:31.519 --> 01:26:40.327 We've only got like 11 minutes before Liz Kershaw comes and is your guide for the rest of the afternoon here at BBC Six Music? 01:26:40.407 --> 01:26:43.150 Yeah, but I've got a free play coming up. 01:26:43.170 --> 01:26:43.470 Have you? 01:26:43.731 --> 01:26:47.494 But I was just going to say, I forgot to say earlier when I played some orange juice as a free play. 01:26:47.514 --> 01:26:48.976 Oh, it's good to hear that orange juice, man. 01:26:49.096 --> 01:26:57.981 We love Orange Juice, we're huge fans and I'm concerned that you can't walk into any CD shop in Britain and buy the original Orange Juice albums. 01:26:58.041 --> 01:26:59.322 What were their albums called? 01:26:59.342 --> 01:27:04.265 There's like Texas Fever was an EP, Rip It Up, The Orange Juice, You Can't Hide Your Love Forever. 01:27:04.805 --> 01:27:11.109 Every Orange Juice album is amazingly good and there are all sorts of little hidden gems that you can't get on. 01:27:11.849 --> 01:27:14.270 the compilations, which seem to be all that's available. 01:27:14.290 --> 01:27:22.154 There's sort of three best of compilations, the Glasgow School and the Best of Orange Juice, but you can't get reissues of the original albums. 01:27:22.214 --> 01:27:23.775 And that seems like madness to me. 01:27:23.795 --> 01:27:24.415 It is madness. 01:27:24.495 --> 01:27:27.617 I bought You Can't Hide Your Love Forever on a Japanese import. 01:27:27.777 --> 01:27:28.377 Really? 01:27:28.977 --> 01:27:34.240 You have to pay 40 quid for a new or used copy of You Can't Hide Your Love Forever in Britain. 01:27:34.380 --> 01:27:35.681 That's the one with the dolphins on the front. 01:27:35.701 --> 01:27:35.961 Yeah. 01:27:36.001 --> 01:27:42.803 And like most reasonable artists, record companies have released every single permutation of great albums. 01:27:42.843 --> 01:27:42.964 Yeah. 01:27:42.984 --> 01:27:46.905 And they with sort of studio tracks and different mixes and all remastered. 01:27:46.925 --> 01:27:51.107 I would think they would definitely do artists because they've been so influential and all those kind of... 01:27:51.607 --> 01:27:53.048 Maybe is there a rights thing? 01:27:53.328 --> 01:27:55.989 Maybe someone, if someone knows, they could tell us what the deal is. 01:27:56.149 --> 01:27:56.329 Right. 01:27:56.389 --> 01:27:58.149 That sometimes is the case. 01:27:58.189 --> 01:28:04.051 And sometimes what bands do to get out of that is they go and they re-record the whole album. 01:28:04.291 --> 01:28:04.731 You know what I mean? 01:28:04.932 --> 01:28:05.232 Right. 01:28:05.412 --> 01:28:07.232 But obviously it sounds slightly different. 01:28:07.272 --> 01:28:08.213 Well, we wouldn't want that. 01:28:08.473 --> 01:28:08.633 No. 01:28:08.673 --> 01:28:20.317 I mean, camper van Beethoven did that and they released a whole load of tracks, but they re-recorded them very faithfully, like years after they originally did them, in order to get out of the legal wrangles they had with releasing them on a compilation. 01:28:22.218 --> 01:28:22.918 That's fun. 01:28:23.018 --> 01:28:23.878 Interesting. 01:28:23.918 --> 01:28:26.420 Anyway, Adam, I could talk about rights all after the news joke. 01:28:26.440 --> 01:28:27.380 It's been really nice chatting. 01:28:27.420 --> 01:28:28.741 I don't know anything about this subject. 01:28:28.781 --> 01:28:29.542 I've got to go now. 01:28:29.562 --> 01:28:30.382 I do love talking about it. 01:28:30.402 --> 01:28:31.763 Are you sure you have to go right now? 01:28:31.783 --> 01:28:32.963 Yeah, no, I do have to go. 01:28:32.983 --> 01:28:35.505 There's a couple of other rights-based issues that I wanted to go through with you. 01:28:35.525 --> 01:28:36.866 No, let's talk about this another time. 01:28:36.886 --> 01:28:38.587 Can we not talk about intellectual property for a while? 01:28:38.987 --> 01:28:40.007 That's okay, I've just got to slip off now. 01:28:40.027 --> 01:28:40.868 I do find it very fascinating. 01:28:40.908 --> 01:28:41.688 It's quite a fascinating area. 01:28:41.748 --> 01:28:42.969 Have a great Christmas and everything. 01:28:42.989 --> 01:28:43.769 It absolutely might feel. 01:28:43.809 --> 01:28:45.991 Here's nice and smooth. 01:28:46.031 --> 01:28:46.591 Should we have to go? 01:28:46.851 --> 01:28:49.373 Greg nice and smooth beef. 01:28:50.573 --> 01:29:06.802 uh with a track called hip hop junkies revolting stuff there by joe cornish oh me i'm revolting bit of uh partridge family samplage going on in there as well and we've had a message from a few people about the orange juice situation 01:29:07.142 --> 01:29:15.586 Yeah, they're saying, for instance, Paul Richards has said, Domino Records have recently bought the rights to Orange Juice's back catalogue and are releasing their albums next year. 01:29:15.726 --> 01:29:16.286 That's good news. 01:29:16.306 --> 01:29:17.307 That's exciting, isn't it? 01:29:17.387 --> 01:29:19.508 Sounds like there's a lovely juicy box set. 01:29:20.448 --> 01:29:22.029 Oh, I'd love it. 01:29:22.209 --> 01:29:22.529 You know what? 01:29:22.549 --> 01:29:24.170 I've run out of juicy box sets at the moment. 01:29:24.190 --> 01:29:25.510 I'm talking DVDs right now. 01:29:25.890 --> 01:29:32.553 This is why I'm so excited about the imminent return of I'm Just Love To Get Me Out of Here, because me and my wife have run out of boxes. 01:29:32.593 --> 01:29:32.774 Right. 01:29:34.054 --> 01:29:35.575 It's a thing that happens if you've got children. 01:29:35.595 --> 01:29:37.156 I'm sure a lot of parents can relate to this. 01:29:37.676 --> 01:29:46.281 You know, you get to the end of the day and you haven't really got the energy to even scan through the TV listings because you just think, nah, nah, nah, nah, no, definitely not. 01:29:46.861 --> 01:29:53.164 And all you want is the warmth and familiarity of some episodic telly on the DVD. 01:29:53.505 --> 01:29:57.787 Because if you get to the end and you're still not absolutely exhausted, you can watch another one right there. 01:29:58.448 --> 01:29:59.368 You can stick another one on. 01:29:59.609 --> 01:30:04.693 And if you're feeling crazy, or maybe having friends round, then you can watch five in a row! 01:30:04.713 --> 01:30:05.674 You know? 01:30:05.694 --> 01:30:06.995 I don't know, no. 01:30:07.075 --> 01:30:08.537 No, you're not part of that whole world, are you? 01:30:08.557 --> 01:30:08.817 Sounds awful. 01:30:08.977 --> 01:30:10.559 What's your weekend, uh, got in store? 01:30:10.579 --> 01:30:11.039 Movies! 01:30:11.059 --> 01:30:12.060 Movies, what are you gonna see? 01:30:12.540 --> 01:30:13.641 Uh, I've got lots of stuff. 01:30:13.661 --> 01:30:14.642 You're gonna be projecting them? 01:30:14.883 --> 01:30:15.183 Oh yeah. 01:30:15.783 --> 01:30:16.424 Oh yeah. 01:30:16.644 --> 01:30:16.844 Yeah. 01:30:17.025 --> 01:30:20.227 Man, I haven't projected anything for a while, because as soon as I start... 01:30:21.008 --> 01:30:27.531 getting the old bit of cardboard out and sticking it on the mantelpiece, my wife starts sighing and going, can't we just watch it on the TV? 01:30:29.172 --> 01:30:29.532 Divorce. 01:30:29.892 --> 01:30:30.713 Yeah, I reckon. 01:30:30.853 --> 01:30:32.333 That would be for me grounds for divorce. 01:30:32.573 --> 01:30:33.154 I think so. 01:30:33.394 --> 01:30:35.795 But I've tried to put it to the back of my mind and be reasonable about it. 01:30:36.175 --> 01:30:36.855 That's it, folks. 01:30:36.935 --> 01:30:37.976 Thank you so much for listening. 01:30:38.016 --> 01:30:39.216 Liz Kershaw is coming up. 01:30:39.256 --> 01:30:41.937 Don't forget to download the podcast on Monday evening. 01:30:42.297 --> 01:30:43.338 Thank you very much. 01:30:43.378 --> 01:30:44.198 Have a wonderful week. 01:30:44.258 --> 01:30:44.718 Take care. 01:30:44.798 --> 01:30:50.920 Thanks to everybody who's texted and emailed, and please continue sending in your emails only during the week. 01:30:50.960 --> 01:30:53.361 That would be great, especially for Text the Nation. 01:30:54.421 --> 01:30:55.922 Yeah, Retro Text the Nation next week. 01:30:56.142 --> 01:30:57.522 Keep those psychic stories coming in. 01:30:58.343 --> 01:31:00.203 Here's the Pixies right now with Bone Machine. 01:31:00.223 --> 01:31:01.244 We'll see you next week. 01:31:01.284 --> 01:31:01.464 Bye.