WEBVTT 00:00.782 --> 00:01.883 Hey listeners, how you doing? 00:01.983 --> 00:02.463 Adam here. 00:02.924 --> 00:09.308 As you may realize, me and Joe are away for the next few weeks, so our regular live show is taking a break. 00:09.988 --> 00:18.014 I'm just recording this very quickly before going off to work because we suddenly realized that there's nothing to go up instead of a podcast this week. 00:18.074 --> 00:25.419 That was a mistake that we made when we were recording our Song Wars classic podcasts, the first of which will be available next week. 00:25.780 --> 00:27.581 But we forgot to record something for this week. 00:28.021 --> 00:32.447 So here I am just doing it on my own in my Nutty Room, which feels quite weird, I have to tell you. 00:32.467 --> 00:43.161 Uh, I thought it might be fun, because Joe wouldn't be around to, you know, torpedo my stories, and I could make some self-aggrandizing claims without any kind of interference from him. 00:43.741 --> 00:46.562 But it just, I feel insane doing it. 00:47.542 --> 00:54.064 I have to be honest with you, I'm just staring at a box of fruit and fibre and I've sort of forgotten why I thought this would be a good idea. 00:54.084 --> 01:03.466 Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr 01:04.146 --> 01:05.207 Why did I think it would be good? 01:05.548 --> 01:11.833 Yeah, because I just thought it would be, you know, you deserved a personal explanation for Why There's No Podcast. 01:12.654 --> 01:15.276 Is this working as a personal explanation? 01:15.736 --> 01:20.981 In the background, you can hear an instrumental version of the Song Wars theme tune. 01:21.141 --> 01:25.064 Like, we did a whole album version of the Song Wars theme tune. 01:25.084 --> 01:25.865 This is fun, isn't it? 01:25.885 --> 01:26.725 This is interesting stuff. 01:27.626 --> 01:30.368 Can I spin it out until the end of the instrument? 01:30.528 --> 01:31.989 I mean, I'm only about halfway through. 01:32.190 --> 01:32.730 Surely not. 01:32.770 --> 01:33.651 This is ludicrous. 01:33.671 --> 01:42.678 I mean, you're probably so enraged now, A, that there isn't a podcast, and B, that what there is, is this ludicrous, rambly piece of old dog plops. 01:43.178 --> 01:47.722 that you might have smashed your MP3 player into a thousand pieces. 01:47.742 --> 01:49.663 In which case you wouldn't be listening to this bit. 01:49.763 --> 01:50.764 This is ridiculous. 01:51.104 --> 01:56.168 I'm sorry, we'll be back next week with the first of seven classic Song Wars podcasts. 01:56.488 --> 01:57.349 Hope you're very well. 01:58.209 --> 01:58.870 Love you, bye!