WEBVTT 00:00.759 --> 00:19.223 Welcome to the Big British Castle It's time for Adam and Joe to broadcast on the radio There'll be some music and some random talking in between And then eventually the whole thing will just end Black Squadron! 00:19.243 --> 00:26.885 Always catch the beginning of the show Black Squadron don't wanna miss a thing That's not the one Black Squadron wrote 00:30.160 --> 00:38.302 Went to bed at a reasonable hour Gotta be sharp on Saturday morning That's the secret of the squirt room's power 00:41.496 --> 00:48.999 Good morning, listeners to this live Adam and Jo BBC Six music radio programme. 00:49.039 --> 00:51.000 That's what they should call it, BBC Sick. 00:52.100 --> 00:53.781 This is so BBC Sick. 00:53.901 --> 00:55.121 Sick music. 00:55.161 --> 00:56.862 That would be more popular with the kids. 00:56.962 --> 00:57.522 Exactly. 00:57.562 --> 00:59.423 That's the kind of thing that Black Squadron like. 00:59.483 --> 01:00.664 Welcome to BBC Sick. 01:01.844 --> 01:05.787 You know, congratulations, you didn't go to bed too late last night, as the jingle pointed out. 01:06.828 --> 01:07.989 You took care of yourself. 01:08.470 --> 01:10.671 You didn't have that extra drink or whatever it was. 01:10.691 --> 01:13.173 You left the pub at 9 p.m. 01:13.394 --> 01:15.135 sharp and you were tucked up in bed. 01:15.155 --> 01:25.163 You didn't watch the late night telly, all the kind of quiz channels and all that sort of stuff because you wanted to be up at nine o'clock to catch the beginning of the live show. 01:25.584 --> 01:26.004 Well done. 01:26.320 --> 01:29.241 Yeah, and you're going to be receiving your order in a second Black Squadron. 01:29.481 --> 01:31.361 But what have we got coming up in the show today? 01:31.401 --> 01:37.003 I mean, we don't usually do a sort of a menu at the top, but most professional shows have a kind of a menu. 01:37.043 --> 01:41.824 They tease things that are coming up because most professional shows have things coming up. 01:41.844 --> 01:42.364 That's right. 01:42.904 --> 01:45.945 Well, later in the show, Joe, we've got our makeover. 01:46.645 --> 01:47.165 Fantastic. 01:47.185 --> 01:49.527 We're going to be making over our producer James. 01:50.447 --> 01:51.588 We've got diet tips. 01:51.908 --> 01:54.749 The Blazin' Squad will be here, the Reformed Blazin' Squad. 01:54.970 --> 02:00.372 We will be clearing all the music out of the show for a one hour in-depth interview with the Blazin' Squad. 02:00.433 --> 02:06.236 Then later on we've got more diet tips and we've got our exercise with Joe. 02:07.456 --> 02:08.517 I'll be exercising. 02:08.917 --> 02:11.358 And I'll be teaching you how to make a raspberry flan. 02:11.478 --> 02:12.019 That's right. 02:12.599 --> 02:14.180 Also summer fashion. 02:14.720 --> 02:16.922 I'm going to be talking about that for half an hour solid. 02:16.942 --> 02:19.163 And during that half hour, we won't actually play any music. 02:19.623 --> 02:21.305 It'll just be me talking about some of fashion. 02:21.325 --> 02:24.086 So hang on, we've got no music during the Blaze and Squad Hour. 02:24.387 --> 02:27.129 No music during the diet tips. 02:27.189 --> 02:30.691 So wow, we've only got an hour and a half to play music in. 02:30.871 --> 02:34.455 Pretty much the next song we play will be the only bit of music we play. 02:35.757 --> 02:37.980 So what's the command for Black Squadron this morning? 02:38.620 --> 02:40.002 OK, standby Black Squadron. 02:40.022 --> 02:41.344 This is a very simple command. 02:41.424 --> 02:46.590 I don't know how people will photograph or record this command, as you'll realise when you hear it. 02:46.750 --> 03:05.468 are we asking people to record it in any way like last week it's always fun isn't it just tell us the stories let me just say that as soon as uh commander cornish issues the command we will be playing florence and the machine's rabbit heart but right now black squadron here is your command standby black squadron hide 03:10.868 --> 03:19.501 Thanks very much for the gift that was Florence and the machine with rabbit heart brackets raise it up and It's released on June the 22nd. 03:19.521 --> 03:21.463 It comes from her debut album lungs. 03:21.904 --> 03:26.991 There's a picture of her here She is another she looks you know who she reminds me of Toya 03:27.572 --> 03:29.933 Yeah, she looks a little like Kate Bush as well in that picture. 03:30.753 --> 03:32.174 Two beautiful women for the price of one. 03:32.214 --> 03:35.075 She's got the sort of glitter on her, the palms of her hands. 03:35.435 --> 03:36.035 Hasn't she? 03:36.115 --> 03:37.396 Or maybe she's got black flies. 03:37.456 --> 03:38.996 She's been infected by black flies. 03:39.036 --> 03:42.517 She needs to be sprayed down with some organic black fly killer. 03:43.118 --> 03:48.860 The picture that we've got, it certainly looks as if she's just done a bit of puke on a couple of her hands. 03:49.320 --> 03:52.221 And then splayed her hands out and said, look at what I've done on my hands. 03:52.561 --> 03:55.062 And then some flies have landed on her hands. 03:55.402 --> 03:57.303 While you weren't looking, I would stick on my hands. 03:58.323 --> 03:59.144 Look at it. 03:59.544 --> 04:07.087 If you look for Florence of the Machine on the internet, click images on Google, you'll probably find that very picture and you'll see what we're talking about. 04:07.548 --> 04:08.808 Hey, it's a lovely day. 04:08.848 --> 04:10.529 It's a beautiful morning, listeners. 04:10.889 --> 04:12.550 I'd warrant that almost nobody's listening. 04:12.750 --> 04:13.170 You reckon? 04:13.250 --> 04:14.991 Yeah, because everyone's out frolicking. 04:15.211 --> 04:17.693 And you can't take DAB radios outside, can you? 04:17.973 --> 04:18.494 Well, you can. 04:18.574 --> 04:20.235 Some of them, but not many people have them. 04:21.477 --> 04:24.860 So I think that if we're lucky, there might be some Listen Again action on this show. 04:25.400 --> 04:29.203 But if you are listening live, I'd say you're the crème de la crème. 04:29.283 --> 04:30.945 The absolute crème de la crème. 04:31.005 --> 04:32.006 The crème de la crème egg. 04:32.386 --> 04:32.666 Yeah. 04:33.087 --> 04:37.551 And the thought is horrific that someone might actually take their radio outside and be blasting this. 04:37.571 --> 04:38.351 Do you know what I mean? 04:38.471 --> 04:39.853 Oh, in a sort of obnoxious manner. 04:40.819 --> 04:41.059 Hmm. 04:41.440 --> 04:43.122 I think that's quite a cool thought is it? 04:43.442 --> 04:46.245 Yeah, really really really loud really really loud. 04:46.285 --> 04:52.292 Yeah sort of volume that you would Call the noise patrol and complain about mm-hmm call the council. 04:52.372 --> 04:52.993 What would you say? 04:53.093 --> 04:53.894 What would you I mean? 04:53.914 --> 04:57.838 You've got an opportunity to yell to say it's not the volume that annoys me. 04:58.018 --> 04:58.719 It's the men 04:59.660 --> 05:04.684 and the things they're saying, the glibness, the conceitedness, the flippancy. 05:04.844 --> 05:06.446 I was going to call the noise patrol last night. 05:06.466 --> 05:08.648 There's this guy who comes because I'm staying in London. 05:08.668 --> 05:10.589 I'm doing some work in London at the moment. 05:11.010 --> 05:12.351 And so I've been staying here. 05:12.371 --> 05:13.652 I'm not used to life in London. 05:13.692 --> 05:14.853 It's very noisy at night. 05:15.273 --> 05:15.453 Right. 05:15.693 --> 05:22.459 And there's this guy who's been rolling around and parking opposite the house I'm staying in and just leaving his engine running. 05:22.659 --> 05:23.440 That's very annoying. 05:23.780 --> 05:25.121 What is that about? 05:25.141 --> 05:26.883 Is he waiting for someone to come out? 05:26.963 --> 05:27.244 I don't know. 05:27.264 --> 05:28.305 That is very annoying. 05:28.565 --> 05:29.386 Does it rumble the house? 05:29.706 --> 05:30.166 Sure it does. 05:30.267 --> 05:33.490 He's got like a sports car with a big rumbly engine. 05:33.770 --> 05:34.571 People will do that. 05:34.851 --> 05:36.693 They will sit in idle outside one's house. 05:36.833 --> 05:38.174 I timed how long he was doing it for. 05:38.675 --> 05:39.296 Did you? 05:39.976 --> 05:40.557 25 minutes. 05:40.617 --> 05:40.917 No. 05:41.017 --> 05:41.478 What's that? 05:41.898 --> 05:42.939 Did he have his stereo on? 05:43.259 --> 05:44.000 No, no stereo. 05:44.040 --> 05:46.662 I went down there because I thought, it's time for me to go out. 05:47.002 --> 05:50.705 I had to put my shorts back on and stuff and go out into the street and stand there. 05:50.966 --> 05:51.686 And you stared at him. 05:51.906 --> 05:52.767 I did some staring. 05:52.787 --> 05:53.227 Good for you. 05:53.488 --> 05:57.931 I was thinking about going up and tapping on his window and saying, any chance you could turn your engine off? 05:58.332 --> 06:01.014 But then I thought, I'm frightened, so I won't do that. 06:01.474 --> 06:06.896 because maybe he's involved in something nefarious and he might pull a gat out and blat, blat, blat. 06:07.657 --> 06:08.757 That would be the end of Bucky Lee's. 06:08.797 --> 06:10.798 Almost definitely would have happened. 06:11.138 --> 06:12.739 Because that's what happens to people in sports. 06:12.759 --> 06:14.059 But I was thinking, what's he doing? 06:14.299 --> 06:15.200 Running his engine? 06:15.240 --> 06:15.560 What's that? 06:15.900 --> 06:17.361 All I could think was that he was doing it 06:18.081 --> 06:21.204 to pay someone back like it was deliberate payback for someone. 06:21.224 --> 06:23.826 He was trying to freak some guy out in the flat opposite. 06:24.546 --> 06:26.808 I don't... Who runs their engine for 25 minutes? 06:26.828 --> 06:27.729 Get involved, man. 06:27.749 --> 06:28.690 Get involved. 06:28.710 --> 06:29.470 Get involved. 06:29.510 --> 06:30.271 Don't be afraid. 06:30.831 --> 06:31.712 Vigilante action. 06:31.732 --> 06:33.474 Because I guarantee it'll happen next week. 06:33.974 --> 06:37.937 So maybe I should go out there with my tape recorder and I'll play... Get in there, definitely. 06:38.017 --> 06:39.298 Play the confrontation on next week's show. 06:39.318 --> 06:43.982 Yeah, we can make this an investigative program investigating two very specific individuals. 06:44.202 --> 06:45.743 But can you imagine the tragedy, though? 06:45.783 --> 06:47.783 I think that might be against the castle rules. 06:48.084 --> 06:48.364 Really? 06:48.624 --> 06:48.984 Yeah. 06:49.044 --> 06:51.505 What's the... Targeting random individuals. 06:51.585 --> 06:52.665 I'm not targeting him! 06:52.725 --> 06:55.426 He's targeting me with his loud, annoying engine rumbling. 06:55.446 --> 06:56.047 With his idling. 06:56.087 --> 06:56.807 His engine idling. 06:56.827 --> 06:58.268 He's killing the planet, apart from anything else. 06:58.288 --> 06:58.688 He is, isn't he? 06:58.708 --> 07:00.068 He's wasting... He's a planet killer. 07:00.248 --> 07:00.448 Yeah. 07:00.488 --> 07:01.289 He's keeping bucketings awake. 07:01.309 --> 07:02.249 No, I couldn't agree more strongly. 07:02.309 --> 07:03.109 I couldn't agree more strongly. 07:03.150 --> 07:05.010 I usually get the engine and the stereo. 07:05.030 --> 07:09.532 The... While you're watching Telly in the background. 07:09.912 --> 07:11.453 I mean, I was thinking... What do you do? 07:11.493 --> 07:11.853 I was thinking... 07:12.233 --> 07:14.777 photograph the number plate, call the cops. 07:14.897 --> 07:15.839 What would the cops do? 07:15.899 --> 07:16.520 Nothing, really? 07:17.100 --> 07:17.701 Probably nothing. 07:17.802 --> 07:18.202 Probably nothing. 07:18.222 --> 07:19.564 It's not a crime, isn't it? 07:19.584 --> 07:20.285 That's what's wrong. 07:22.008 --> 07:24.752 Sitting in your car while the engine is idling is not a crime, isn't it? 07:24.852 --> 07:25.373 And it should be! 07:25.393 --> 07:26.154 It should be! 07:26.434 --> 07:27.296 Make it a crime! 07:28.417 --> 07:32.339 Well, it's a lovely sunny day, as we said, and I've got some summary music. 07:32.399 --> 07:35.541 All my free plays, someone emailed us this week and said, what is a free play? 07:35.861 --> 07:40.463 Free play is just, you know, because most of our music is chosen by our producer James. 07:40.503 --> 07:41.244 Brilliantly chosen. 07:41.264 --> 07:48.067 Brilliantly chosen along strict BBC and six music guidelines, as well as, you know, employing James' own taste. 07:48.488 --> 07:54.771 But every, you know, Joan and myself are allowed to pick our own songs completely irrespective of any guidelines, and that is a free play. 07:55.251 --> 08:04.140 So here's one that actually, you know, this is a pretty typical six music song anyway, I would say, but it's The Velvet Underground and this track is called Who Loves The Sun. 08:04.980 --> 08:06.402 Joe Cornish, you're a white boy. 08:06.962 --> 08:07.242 Yes. 08:07.443 --> 08:11.787 If someone came up to you, Wild Cherry, for example, and demanded that you play some funky music. 08:11.807 --> 08:17.112 I'd be incapable because I'm a white boy, unless you know white people can't play funky music. 08:17.172 --> 08:17.772 They can't jump. 08:19.334 --> 08:20.134 No, they can't jump. 08:20.955 --> 08:21.675 That's very true. 08:22.035 --> 08:24.257 That film was originally called White Men Can't Dance. 08:24.617 --> 08:24.937 Was it? 08:25.097 --> 08:25.398 Yeah. 08:25.638 --> 08:26.939 Then they changed it to jump. 08:27.199 --> 08:28.039 Have you seen that film recently? 08:28.059 --> 08:28.940 It's a bit more reductive. 08:29.340 --> 08:31.362 No, I remember it being alright at the time. 08:31.382 --> 08:37.185 That was Harrelson just at the peak, just beginning to pop off the other side into the lavatory. 08:37.626 --> 08:37.826 Yeah. 08:38.346 --> 08:38.806 There you go. 08:39.787 --> 08:41.067 Before Woody started wilting. 08:42.628 --> 08:45.488 This is Adam and Joe here on BBC Six Music. 08:45.789 --> 08:59.933 Last week I was complaining about the fact that I lost one of my saddlebags while I was cycling and no one in London in this great city alerted me to the fact or jumped in a cab and chased after me with the saddlebag. 08:59.973 --> 09:00.654 Disgusting. 09:00.674 --> 09:01.714 It's a total disgrace. 09:02.274 --> 09:07.435 Someone else emailed us this week with a slightly different type of story, but similar. 09:07.755 --> 09:09.136 This is it from Andrew Bird. 09:09.556 --> 09:12.777 He said, I have sympathy for your saddlebag flying off your bike. 09:13.037 --> 09:14.557 I also had a similar experience. 09:14.977 --> 09:22.819 Not a single person on the street alerted me to the fact that my cat Brian was balanced on the roof of my car for over a kilometer. 09:23.539 --> 09:27.363 It wasn't until I stopped at traffic lights that Brian slid in through the sunroof. 09:30.006 --> 09:31.228 They sent a photo, didn't they? 09:31.288 --> 09:33.430 Yeah, after clinging onto the roof rack. 09:33.711 --> 09:37.375 They sent, yes, attached as a picture of Brian in his favourite position for long journeys. 09:37.475 --> 09:38.456 Brian looks very elegant. 09:38.856 --> 09:43.620 sitting in the middle of the back seat, but free of any sort of cat box or basket. 09:43.660 --> 09:44.861 He's just loose in the car. 09:44.961 --> 09:45.602 That's the problem. 09:45.622 --> 09:52.127 We used to do that as a family when I was a kid, when we'd go on holiday to Devon, we'd release the cat in the car. 09:52.827 --> 09:57.091 And it still haunts me in my dreams and nightmares, the idea of the cat escaping. 09:58.332 --> 10:04.917 Because that used to be the thing when you'd stop to go to the loo or go to the services, you had to be very careful or the cat would get out. 10:05.177 --> 10:05.377 Right. 10:05.657 --> 10:09.681 And cats aren't very good in alien territory, you know, it freaks them out. 10:09.701 --> 10:09.981 Sure. 10:10.561 --> 10:17.647 And I used to be really worried about it as a kid, so much so that I still dream about it as a kind of Freudian neuroses losing a cat. 10:17.667 --> 10:19.588 That's one of your basic anxiety tropes. 10:19.868 --> 10:20.749 Yeah, it is. 10:20.809 --> 10:21.230 Cat loss. 10:21.550 --> 10:29.316 So when I saw that picture, I was slightly unsettled at the idea of Brian loose in the car and maybe, you know, maybe he might squeeze through a window. 10:29.656 --> 10:32.277 That's horrific, though, that he was driving along with a cat on the roof. 10:32.497 --> 10:34.897 No, but they're not saying the cat was loose on that. 10:34.917 --> 10:36.918 They don't just put the cat on the roof rack. 10:37.558 --> 10:39.559 Presumably, is that what they're saying? 10:39.599 --> 10:41.059 He was hanging onto the roof rack. 10:41.379 --> 10:45.881 No, they set the cat not in a box or anything, just on the roof and then drove off. 10:45.961 --> 10:49.162 I think they accidentally forgot to take... Is that what they're saying? 10:49.342 --> 10:50.482 James, voice of reason. 10:51.880 --> 10:52.340 Yeah, yeah. 10:52.401 --> 10:54.502 But is the cat in a cat box or basket? 10:54.923 --> 10:55.823 Or is it just sitting wild? 10:56.024 --> 10:57.044 He's just hanging on. 10:57.225 --> 10:57.585 Really? 10:57.605 --> 10:58.606 Yeah, he's wild on the roof. 10:59.186 --> 10:59.827 Oh my gosh. 10:59.867 --> 11:01.028 He's partying on the roof rack. 11:01.108 --> 11:01.488 Really? 11:01.608 --> 11:01.768 Yeah. 11:02.249 --> 11:07.853 I didn't think cats had that much sort of self-control or, you know... He's a genius cat, obviously, Andrew Bird's cat. 11:08.614 --> 11:12.617 I mean, we should stress that don't, under any circumstances, test the genius of your cat. 11:12.637 --> 11:14.759 No, this could become some sort of a craze, you know? 11:14.779 --> 11:16.000 By putting it on the roof. 11:16.040 --> 11:20.144 Like in New York when kids train surfed and other really fatal things like that. 11:20.484 --> 11:21.225 Cat surfing. 11:21.325 --> 11:21.925 Cat surfing. 11:21.945 --> 11:23.207 We don't want to encourage that. 11:23.227 --> 11:24.368 No way, Jose. 11:24.388 --> 11:25.148 That's awful. 11:25.329 --> 11:25.809 That's terrible. 11:25.829 --> 11:26.950 But cats are territorial. 11:26.990 --> 11:29.773 They rely on knowing exactly where they are and where everything is. 11:29.793 --> 11:34.237 It would freak a cat out to put it on the top of a car and drive off. 11:34.557 --> 11:38.581 It's like people who have their cats on leads and take them shopping and stuff. 11:38.641 --> 11:41.164 Well, it could have been a kind of Johnny Knoxville stunt cat. 11:42.044 --> 11:43.346 He might have relished the challenge. 11:43.406 --> 11:44.047 No such thing. 11:44.327 --> 11:44.668 Is there? 11:44.748 --> 11:46.290 You can't get cats to do anything. 11:46.330 --> 11:48.152 You can't train them. 11:48.693 --> 11:50.775 But they are so agile and nimble. 11:51.216 --> 11:53.979 You know, a roof wrecker would just be thinking, I can deal with that. 11:54.079 --> 11:54.860 It's not a problem. 11:54.880 --> 11:55.601 That's true. 11:55.681 --> 11:56.242 That's true. 11:56.462 --> 11:57.023 Not a problem. 11:57.483 --> 12:00.726 Do you think anyone's accidentally done that with a baby? 12:00.786 --> 12:01.086 Yes. 12:01.607 --> 12:02.828 I mean, someone at some stage. 12:02.848 --> 12:03.508 Definitely. 12:03.889 --> 12:12.196 Because the thing is, mums at that stage, when their babies are very small, they're so tired and overwhelmed with exhaustion sometimes. 12:12.236 --> 12:15.258 Pop the baby on the roof of the car like you would a cup of coffee. 12:15.399 --> 12:16.019 Like your keys? 12:16.159 --> 12:19.062 Yeah, while you open that, you get your keys out and open the door. 12:19.262 --> 12:20.403 Drive off for a little while. 12:21.864 --> 12:37.174 stop too fast you know what the key is to both of those situations is make sure your cat and your baby are wearing a cape because then when the car's in motion it looks much cooler that's right isn't it yeah it's a good tip for exhausted young mums everywhere 12:37.654 --> 12:39.615 Thanks for that, uh, email though, Andrew. 12:39.795 --> 12:40.715 Here's some music right now. 12:40.755 --> 12:45.818 This is Ini Mer Sing-er-Vital Thing. 12:45.878 --> 12:46.118 What? 12:46.218 --> 12:48.499 Vital A Singer by Sigur Ross. 12:48.519 --> 12:50.900 That's exact- I pronounced it exactly right, by the way. 12:50.940 --> 12:51.600 That's how you pronounce it. 12:51.620 --> 12:53.881 I bet you the video to this has naked people in it. 12:54.282 --> 12:55.002 Do you reckon so? 12:55.102 --> 12:57.043 Most of their videos have naked people, don't they? 12:57.083 --> 12:58.223 Gambling around fields. 12:58.343 --> 12:59.464 A little bit like the idiots. 12:59.784 --> 13:00.104 Yeah. 13:00.385 --> 13:01.226 Lars von Trier? 13:01.286 --> 13:01.386 No. 13:01.426 --> 13:02.767 I don't think so. 13:03.448 --> 13:04.009 It's who is it? 13:04.149 --> 13:06.772 It's someone else, Thomas Vinterberg. 13:06.792 --> 13:07.633 I can't remember. 13:07.913 --> 13:08.854 It's one of those other dogs. 13:08.894 --> 13:10.256 Svelte von Tautimax. 13:10.336 --> 13:12.719 But anyway, that's something to imagine while you listen to this record. 13:12.799 --> 13:15.582 Beautiful, naked Nordic people running around fields. 13:16.926 --> 13:17.766 I love Swishdish. 13:18.226 --> 13:19.507 Whatever language that is. 13:19.527 --> 13:20.127 Swishdish. 13:40.393 --> 13:42.535 Okay, this is Adam and Joe here on 6 Music. 13:42.575 --> 13:45.759 It's time to stand down Black Squadron just before the news. 13:45.819 --> 13:48.922 So Black Squadron, you can stop hiding and stand down. 13:48.942 --> 13:52.846 Black Squadron! 13:52.866 --> 13:54.849 Stand down, your work is done. 13:54.869 --> 13:59.994 You've earned yourself a nice warm bath and maybe a nice little bun. 14:00.034 --> 14:00.915 Black Squadron! 14:04.742 --> 14:05.122 Ooh. 14:05.643 --> 14:05.723 Mm. 14:05.963 --> 14:08.745 That was winter sleep there, very nice, with weighty ghost. 14:09.166 --> 14:10.827 This is Adam and Jo on Six Music. 14:10.847 --> 14:12.308 It's a beautiful Saturday morning. 14:12.328 --> 14:14.590 We're very pleased that you've decided to join us. 14:15.070 --> 14:22.677 Thanks to everybody, all the Black Squadron members who've now, of course, been stood down, who sent in photos of themselves obeying this morning's task. 14:23.878 --> 14:33.944 particularly privates Nick and Ruch, who just sent us a photo of blackness, complete darkness, which is the evidence we're looking for, really. 14:34.004 --> 14:35.165 That's ultimate hiding, isn't it? 14:35.205 --> 14:39.308 Yeah, there's quite a lot of photos that have come through from under duvets. 14:40.269 --> 14:44.712 Rob has sent one in from Birmingham of himself under the sack. 14:47.056 --> 14:55.294 Someone suggested in the week that we issue commands to Black Squadron that were a little more socially important, shall we say. 14:55.879 --> 14:56.279 Yes. 14:56.439 --> 15:02.463 Like, for example, we've got elections this week, so we should encourage people to vote and use their vote. 15:02.883 --> 15:04.344 Exercise their democratic right. 15:04.424 --> 15:08.507 Yeah, but that's something you wouldn't want to just limit to Black Squadron members, would you? 15:08.547 --> 15:15.692 I feel, you know, the Black Squadron are an elite SAS-style force, so we do need to test them in particular ways. 15:16.312 --> 15:17.513 You know, that would be a command. 15:17.713 --> 15:23.857 The command to exercise your democratic right would be a universal command, not a command specific to the squadron. 15:24.577 --> 15:29.161 The squadron, you know, they're a little bit subversive and we're training them. 15:29.741 --> 15:32.263 We've so far trained them to hide. 15:32.604 --> 15:34.005 Yeah, to put eggs in their mouth. 15:34.225 --> 15:39.889 To put bread in their pockets and to write the name of their own squadron on their forehead. 15:40.230 --> 15:43.572 You might think these commands are just randomly plucked out of the air. 15:43.612 --> 15:45.394 They all come from the SAS handbook. 15:45.774 --> 15:48.156 And they're all leading up to something very specific. 15:48.777 --> 15:50.758 A major, what would you call it? 15:50.858 --> 15:51.499 Scrambleage. 15:51.939 --> 15:52.980 Is that a military term? 15:53.220 --> 15:53.740 Scrimmage. 15:53.840 --> 15:54.401 Scrimmage. 15:54.961 --> 15:55.441 Scrimmage. 15:55.801 --> 15:56.202 Cribbage. 15:56.322 --> 15:57.482 A major game of cribbage. 15:58.383 --> 16:03.125 They're going to lead to a major action in which all of these skills will play a part. 16:03.145 --> 16:04.226 A major action. 16:07.167 --> 16:08.748 If you believe that, it will. 16:10.869 --> 16:11.730 Who would believe that? 16:11.750 --> 16:13.211 Who's sitting at home going, really? 16:13.331 --> 16:25.281 Well, what would be hard to believe is that we've carefully chosen all those activities to fit into some kind of preconceived, like, and you think at home, you think, no, they're just making that up to make it sound as if they've thought about it. 16:25.361 --> 16:25.681 Wrong. 16:26.982 --> 16:28.604 You wait till the campaign starts. 16:28.644 --> 16:29.024 Yeah. 16:29.164 --> 16:32.787 You wait till you hear what the major action is to be taken over the summer. 16:33.047 --> 16:34.630 Then you'll be scrambling for your egg. 16:35.051 --> 16:35.312 Right? 16:35.693 --> 16:35.993 Yeah. 16:36.374 --> 16:37.456 But you won't be able to find any. 16:38.158 --> 16:40.863 Because Black Squadron will have nicked them all and stuffed them in their mouths. 16:40.883 --> 16:41.745 Is that euphemistic? 16:41.946 --> 16:42.908 This is just nonsense. 16:43.617 --> 16:45.680 Listen, I think we should launch Texternation, don't you? 16:46.140 --> 16:46.621 Good idea. 16:46.641 --> 16:48.002 Shall we have a record first, then? 16:48.222 --> 16:51.646 Because the audience might be burdened by information and talking. 16:51.666 --> 16:52.126 That's true. 16:52.547 --> 16:54.829 Yeah, let's have a little record. 16:54.849 --> 16:58.573 And then after this, we've got a new Texternation jingle as well from a listener that's been sent in. 16:58.974 --> 17:02.537 We'll unveil that after your choice here, Joe. 17:02.577 --> 17:03.879 This is your first free play. 17:04.099 --> 17:05.080 Yes, what is this? 17:05.100 --> 17:05.960 What have I got lined up? 17:05.980 --> 17:06.521 Al Green? 17:06.841 --> 17:08.242 Oh, yeah, this is really nice. 17:08.302 --> 17:10.483 This is... Oh, dear. 17:11.103 --> 17:12.564 It's What More Do You Want From Me? 17:12.724 --> 17:16.687 It's from Al Green's new album, the one that came out a couple of years ago. 17:18.168 --> 17:19.008 Let it begin. 17:20.149 --> 17:22.190 That's Al Green, what more do you want from me? 17:22.490 --> 17:24.350 I think the album's called Lay It Down, isn't it? 17:24.430 --> 17:26.691 Here's one that he came out with a couple of years ago. 17:26.851 --> 17:28.232 That sounded like classic rev. 17:28.512 --> 17:30.712 Yeah, he went back to his old-school demeanor. 17:30.872 --> 17:36.774 He got the same, I mean, it sounded like almost exactly the same kind of production and instrumentation. 17:36.814 --> 17:39.635 Yeah, same drum sound, same sort of muted horn sound. 17:39.655 --> 17:40.395 I like it. 17:40.435 --> 17:40.995 It's nice. 17:41.196 --> 17:42.496 I think everyone should do that. 17:42.918 --> 17:44.439 Yeah, just take it back to the roots. 17:44.479 --> 17:45.339 Do you know what I mean? 17:45.479 --> 17:48.421 You know, as an art project, you could even justify it as an art project. 17:48.481 --> 17:53.144 If Bowie tried to make an album that sounded as similar as possible to Hunky Dory, I would be delighted. 17:53.524 --> 17:54.424 That's very true. 17:54.865 --> 18:00.368 And he could say, if people said, you just run out of ideas, no, no, incorrect. 18:00.828 --> 18:01.948 I'm doing it as an art project. 18:01.968 --> 18:03.849 I've never heard anything quite as wrong as that. 18:10.453 --> 18:14.655 Me and Eno have gone back into the studio to try and reconstruct as closely as possible. 18:15.696 --> 18:21.519 Hunky Jory, even though Eno was not involved originally with Hunky Jory, but that's part of the superlattative nature of the project. 18:22.399 --> 18:24.000 And we're very pleased with the results. 18:24.980 --> 18:27.321 Oh, there he is in the garden. 18:27.341 --> 18:30.003 He's not around enough saying stupid things to Bowie anymore, is he? 18:30.403 --> 18:30.643 No. 18:30.723 --> 18:34.305 It's a long time since I've seen him on the telly using a word like theatricality. 18:34.325 --> 18:34.965 With theatricality. 18:34.985 --> 18:36.486 Or superlattattattativeness. 18:36.666 --> 18:37.747 Too much is never enough. 18:38.587 --> 18:42.229 and wuzzer wuzzer wuzzer wuzzer wuzzer wuzzer wuzzer wuzzer wuzzer wuzzer. 18:53.575 --> 18:54.015 Jingle. 18:54.135 --> 18:59.180 He says to us, it is with blind optimism that I send you this Texanation Jingle. 18:59.220 --> 19:07.246 I have taken inspiration from my youth and composed it in the style of the old Commodore 64 computer that I and thousands of others loved dearly. 19:07.667 --> 19:08.387 I hope you like it. 19:08.647 --> 19:13.491 I hope you consider it as worthy as the other fantastic compositions that you have received from listeners and play it. 19:14.632 --> 19:15.472 So here we go, Paul. 19:15.492 --> 19:16.633 This is brilliant. 19:17.093 --> 19:25.315 One of my favourite things about it is the fact that it gets pretty incomprehensible when it tries to do the little bit of sort of call and response towards the end of the single. 19:25.375 --> 19:29.656 Let's check it out. 19:39.802 --> 19:41.103 That's beautifully produced. 19:41.404 --> 19:44.166 That's the sound of a computer having a massive nervous breakdown. 19:45.327 --> 19:46.188 Very nice indeed. 19:46.548 --> 19:50.071 Paul McDonald, thank you very, very, very much. 19:50.272 --> 19:51.172 That's a dad joke. 19:52.433 --> 19:52.774 Isn't it? 19:53.074 --> 19:56.797 That's the joke of a man who's got young children, nursery ride based. 19:57.058 --> 19:58.259 I'm not saying it's bad. 19:58.279 --> 19:59.740 Kids out there will love it. 19:59.760 --> 20:02.442 McDonald with porn instead. 20:03.865 --> 20:04.806 He's begging for it. 20:05.527 --> 20:07.129 Okay, so text the nation this week. 20:07.429 --> 20:14.537 This is inspired by the fact that I brought in my video camera a few weeks ago just to film myself and Joe doing this show. 20:14.597 --> 20:15.258 I don't know why I did. 20:15.278 --> 20:17.120 I just thought, you know, I like to, I'm an archivist. 20:17.501 --> 20:20.685 I like to tape things, film things, take photographs. 20:20.725 --> 20:22.407 That's the kind of person I am. 20:22.987 --> 20:27.250 And I was just checking that the tape had recorded okay afterwards. 20:27.750 --> 20:34.735 And I just was appalled by the things I was doing while we were off air, while the music was playing. 20:35.515 --> 20:40.779 All the disgusting little bits and pieces that I was doing there while I was sat in my chair. 20:41.499 --> 20:43.541 I still had my beard then. 20:43.681 --> 20:48.224 I've just shaved because I'm doing a TV show that requires me to shave. 20:48.624 --> 20:52.487 But I had my beard and I had the fork from a fruit salad 20:53.227 --> 20:58.131 And I was just sort of combing it through my beard like a little kind of beard comb. 20:58.511 --> 21:01.113 So this is kind of disgusting habits you have. 21:02.154 --> 21:10.821 Disgusting habits other people have and things that you just enjoy doing sort of picking or preening at your body maybe or it needn't even be that it can be broader than that. 21:11.101 --> 21:15.505 But sort of revolting things you do without realising it or you see other people 21:16.586 --> 21:20.408 And this is something, my wife is actually away at the moment, so I open season. 21:20.488 --> 21:23.430 I think I can talk if she's in France, so I can talk with her. 21:23.450 --> 21:25.352 We should have just done a special. 21:27.113 --> 21:28.094 Ragging on my wife. 21:28.614 --> 21:32.276 But she does this thing when we're watching TV, she's all curled up like a big cat on the sofa. 21:32.297 --> 21:36.179 And she, for a long time, I didn't know what the heck she was doing. 21:36.579 --> 21:41.123 She's like, it looks as if she's teasing a single hair on her head, right? 21:41.163 --> 21:44.305 So she'll start at the root of the hair, and then she will 21:46.066 --> 22:01.279 don't tell me she's pulling some sort of a skin lump or flake out bongo she's teasing it through the hair yeah she's located what comes out at the other end she's located a little scalpy scab pops it off there 22:03.000 --> 22:07.282 Oh man, I would get badly busted if she ever knew I was really talking about this. 22:07.302 --> 22:08.743 Ask people she knows to listen to this, don't they? 22:08.783 --> 22:09.604 Please don't tell her. 22:09.624 --> 22:13.106 Seriously, if anybody knows her, please don't tell her, because my life wouldn't be worth living. 22:13.646 --> 22:16.628 But I told someone else about this, and they said, yeah, I do that. 22:16.848 --> 22:17.268 I do that. 22:17.748 --> 22:20.310 You know, fondle around on the scalp, because it's quite fun sometimes. 22:20.330 --> 22:22.311 You fondle around and you think, oh, there's a little lumpy there. 22:22.331 --> 22:22.851 I'll have a little girl. 22:22.871 --> 22:27.374 It should be said, your wife's got particularly fulsome hair, very sort of curly. 22:27.434 --> 22:28.134 Marge Simpson hair. 22:28.174 --> 22:29.095 Yeah, quite a lot of hairs. 22:29.115 --> 22:30.216 There's a lot going on in there. 22:30.976 --> 22:33.377 And there are areas of mystery. 22:33.617 --> 22:35.838 Certainly there could be all kinds of little sandwiches in there. 22:36.598 --> 22:40.600 But she's, I think, I said, what are you doing when you tease your hair like that? 22:41.060 --> 22:45.102 And she said, I said, you're not like getting little scabs and things out. 22:45.562 --> 22:45.822 Yeah. 22:45.862 --> 22:48.503 She said, what does she do with them once they're out? 22:48.563 --> 22:49.924 That's the most troubling thing. 22:50.784 --> 22:52.205 I think she feeds them to the children. 22:52.685 --> 22:53.066 Touchy! 22:53.126 --> 22:55.070 Yeah, that's what mothers do, isn't it? 22:55.090 --> 22:56.312 Ah, makes put some in an omelette. 22:56.372 --> 22:59.058 Like birds, you know, that's the kind of disgusting thing that birds do. 22:59.078 --> 23:02.585 They eat vomit worms into their children's mouths. 23:02.813 --> 23:03.813 That's a nice image, isn't it? 23:04.053 --> 23:04.254 Yeah. 23:04.274 --> 23:05.074 For a Saturday morning. 23:05.394 --> 23:06.094 I'm sorry about that. 23:06.114 --> 23:06.655 That's nature. 23:06.675 --> 23:06.975 That's nature. 23:06.995 --> 23:07.895 What are you going to do? 23:07.915 --> 23:10.636 This is going to be a slightly grotesque explanation. 23:10.676 --> 23:18.619 So if you want to use made up words or creative language to describe revolting things in a slightly more palatable way, feel free. 23:18.879 --> 23:23.921 The one thing I think I do a lot, I'm slightly obsessed with pulling out nose hairs. 23:24.241 --> 23:24.561 Are you? 23:24.902 --> 23:27.383 So I do like to try and grab a nose hair. 23:27.483 --> 23:28.263 Rather than trim them. 23:28.643 --> 23:29.263 You'd never use trims. 23:29.303 --> 23:33.286 Well, no, I might trim them if I'm in the bathroom doing my, you know, grooming routine. 23:33.326 --> 23:33.466 Yeah. 23:33.706 --> 23:37.068 But when out and about, for instance, or while a record's playing on this program. 23:37.228 --> 23:38.029 Have a little fondle. 23:38.069 --> 23:39.289 I might want to go for a nose head. 23:39.309 --> 23:39.830 Have a little rummage. 23:39.870 --> 23:44.292 And there's nothing more satisfying than putting both, you know, the both fingertips up the nostril. 23:44.312 --> 23:45.053 Like big tweezers. 23:45.093 --> 23:45.273 Yeah. 23:45.293 --> 23:46.454 Oh, I nearly got one just then. 23:46.994 --> 23:47.954 I did as well. 23:49.035 --> 23:50.975 And then you get it and you tug it and it came out. 23:51.015 --> 23:51.435 Look at that. 23:52.595 --> 23:52.896 Wizard. 23:53.016 --> 23:54.096 With a little white bit at the end. 23:54.636 --> 23:56.557 It doesn't have a white bit at the end, but yeah, it does. 23:56.577 --> 23:57.457 No, you're right. 23:57.497 --> 23:58.137 It does. 23:59.597 --> 24:00.498 And I love it. 24:00.578 --> 24:06.759 I love the little moment of agony when it pops out, but then the satisfaction as the agony recedes and the inspection of the hair. 24:07.159 --> 24:09.840 And anyway, it's the kind of thing you can get really carried away with. 24:09.940 --> 24:13.641 You know the absolute most painful ones are the ones just on the tip, on the bridge. 24:13.661 --> 24:18.402 They're the ones to go, sort of under the rim, as the toilet duck advert would say. 24:18.442 --> 24:20.482 Under the rim of the tip of the nose, yeah. 24:20.622 --> 24:21.062 It's true. 24:21.623 --> 24:22.963 So is that a disgusting habit? 24:23.023 --> 24:23.943 It's slightly disgusting. 24:23.963 --> 24:26.464 It means you come away with a bit of yourself in your hand. 24:26.504 --> 24:27.484 That's always the problematic. 24:27.504 --> 24:29.024 Especially when you're talking about the white bit. 24:29.424 --> 24:31.985 I would say that certainly qualifies for today's Texanation. 24:32.265 --> 24:37.026 I think that it should be a new thing in the world, that there are little bowls around the place. 24:37.706 --> 24:49.314 like ashtrays used to be in the old days and everyone just puts their... bits of their body in the bowl and at the end of the day they either get put in the bin or fed to the kids 24:50.663 --> 24:52.044 That's a little sort of snacking bowl. 24:52.064 --> 24:53.225 That's a nice idea. 24:53.625 --> 24:55.227 I mean, we recycle so much else. 24:55.487 --> 24:55.727 Yeah. 24:55.767 --> 24:57.188 The text number is 64046. 24:57.628 --> 25:01.331 Tell us about your sort of disgusting, almost subconscious habits. 25:01.431 --> 25:01.872 And you do. 25:02.012 --> 25:11.479 And part of this text donation, the challenge of the feature is for you to couch your disgusting habits in kind of terms that aren't too disgusting. 25:11.499 --> 25:13.040 People aren't going to use rude words though, are they? 25:13.080 --> 25:14.522 It's just, it's just grocery. 25:14.682 --> 25:14.942 Yeah. 25:14.962 --> 25:15.542 That's all right. 25:15.742 --> 25:18.965 We just want to stop people being so revolted they actually switch off the radio. 25:19.085 --> 25:21.466 Yeah, careful if you're going into toilet areas. 25:21.787 --> 25:22.867 Yeah, exactly. 25:22.967 --> 25:24.788 That's a good rule of thumb anyway. 25:24.828 --> 25:25.069 Yeah. 25:25.149 --> 25:27.130 You know what I did before, ladies and gentlemen? 25:27.410 --> 25:36.515 I incorrectly attributed a song to Winter Sleep when actually we were playing Lights Out by Santa Gold when we came out of the news after 9.30. 25:36.675 --> 25:38.016 I'm very, very sorry. 25:38.116 --> 25:42.959 I publicly apologize to all the members of both Winter Sleep and Santa Gold. 25:43.139 --> 25:43.539 Ofcom. 25:43.679 --> 25:44.680 I'm disgusting. 25:44.740 --> 25:45.580 I'm a disgrace. 25:45.600 --> 25:46.441 I stink. 25:46.981 --> 25:51.444 I don't deserve to be on the radio, and I'm deeply, deeply ashamed. 25:51.944 --> 25:55.046 Right now, here is Winter Sleep with Weighty Ghost. 26:05.543 --> 26:06.083 And that's it. 26:06.404 --> 26:08.385 Can't get in anywhere else other than digital. 26:08.625 --> 26:09.466 Sick music. 26:09.826 --> 26:10.787 Sick music. 26:10.847 --> 26:11.948 This is Adam and Jo. 26:12.328 --> 26:13.489 Thank you very much for joining us. 26:13.989 --> 26:16.211 Have you heard the new single by the Noisettes, Jo? 26:16.511 --> 26:17.592 I don't know if I have. 26:17.632 --> 26:19.633 Have we played it on this show? 26:19.913 --> 26:21.855 It's not really a sick music playlist. 26:21.895 --> 26:23.496 This is the only show I listen to. 26:23.676 --> 26:23.876 Is it? 26:24.016 --> 26:26.038 This is the number one, my number one show. 26:26.158 --> 26:26.878 Don't listen to Moils. 26:26.938 --> 26:27.599 I never miss it. 26:29.396 --> 26:35.297 There's a good article in Word Magazine about how, you know, Moils is actually more enjoyable than one might think. 26:35.477 --> 26:35.817 Really? 26:35.877 --> 26:36.137 Yeah. 26:36.437 --> 26:36.957 Which is true. 26:37.818 --> 26:38.698 You should listen to Moils. 26:38.978 --> 26:39.298 Should I? 26:39.478 --> 26:39.698 Yeah. 26:40.258 --> 26:40.858 Try it this week. 26:41.198 --> 26:41.518 Okay. 26:41.598 --> 26:41.998 Give him a go. 26:42.018 --> 26:43.199 Not going to. 26:43.499 --> 26:43.979 No, come on. 26:44.219 --> 26:44.679 Give him a go. 26:44.879 --> 26:45.079 Okay. 26:45.119 --> 26:45.319 Hey? 26:45.619 --> 26:45.879 Yeah, okay. 26:45.919 --> 26:46.239 Come on. 26:46.659 --> 26:47.059 Come on. 26:47.279 --> 26:47.679 Come on! 26:47.739 --> 26:48.480 Give him a go! 26:48.520 --> 26:50.280 I'm not going to. 26:50.440 --> 26:51.320 Give him a go! 26:51.460 --> 26:52.020 No, I don't. 26:52.120 --> 26:54.941 I'm not going to bow to intimidation. 26:55.041 --> 26:55.361 Are you not? 26:55.701 --> 26:55.821 Nah. 26:57.872 --> 26:58.392 I'm not doing it. 26:58.592 --> 27:00.553 He's not bowing. 27:00.593 --> 27:05.455 The only thing I think is that because I'm a BBC employee I should support other programs. 27:06.015 --> 27:07.115 But I'm not going to. 27:07.395 --> 27:10.817 I'm not going to listen to Myles. 27:11.017 --> 27:11.937 Well, you're missing out. 27:12.777 --> 27:21.260 Anyway, the Noisette's new single is called Never Forget You and it's very nice but I don't know if we've played it on this show before. 27:21.380 --> 27:22.541 Here's a little clippage though. 27:22.581 --> 27:23.201 Have a listen to this. 27:35.580 --> 27:35.780 Right. 27:36.461 --> 27:37.162 Nice little sound there. 27:37.322 --> 27:38.644 You are always wearing what? 27:39.065 --> 27:40.346 You were mischievous. 27:40.446 --> 27:40.707 Yes. 27:40.787 --> 27:42.149 It's the bit I've got a problem with. 27:42.837 --> 27:43.878 Mischievous! 27:43.898 --> 27:45.420 Well, I mean, that's not how you pronounce it. 27:45.440 --> 27:45.880 Mischievous. 27:45.980 --> 27:46.661 Mischievous. 27:46.961 --> 27:47.601 Mischievous. 27:47.682 --> 27:48.222 Mischief. 27:48.502 --> 27:49.043 Mischief. 27:49.683 --> 27:51.605 I'd say it's flexible, depending on where you come from. 27:51.745 --> 27:52.406 No, no, no. 27:52.526 --> 27:53.247 Mischievous. 27:53.307 --> 27:54.047 Not flexible. 27:54.668 --> 27:55.829 Mischievous is the word. 27:55.909 --> 27:56.409 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 27:56.590 --> 27:59.993 Mischievous is one of those words that people, a lot of people say. 28:00.573 --> 28:02.695 Well, it's a fun thing. 28:02.755 --> 28:03.416 It's a fun thing. 28:03.516 --> 28:04.136 A fun thing. 28:04.277 --> 28:09.021 Yeah, it's like news readers do it with the planet Uranus and stuff like that. 28:09.381 --> 28:18.808 Yeah, or the names of difficult African leaders that you can show a bit of personality and flair by pronouncing a word in an unusual way, right? 28:18.828 --> 28:20.770 It's a mode of self-expression. 28:21.050 --> 28:22.251 But that's just mischievous. 28:22.731 --> 28:24.032 But that's just plain wrong. 28:24.052 --> 28:29.256 A lot of people get it wrong, you know, and then to immortalise the wrongness of it in a song. 28:29.657 --> 28:34.060 Yeah, but songs as well, you've got special dispensation because you're trying to... I think so. 28:34.140 --> 28:38.884 I mean, the history of pop and rock is full of mangled words just to make them fit a rhyme. 28:39.204 --> 28:46.391 It's full of nonsensical... Sorry, am I letting the air out of your thing? 28:46.431 --> 28:47.132 It's good, man. 28:47.172 --> 28:47.352 Good. 28:47.412 --> 28:48.153 It's balanced, isn't it? 28:48.253 --> 28:50.075 What would you suggest that she'd sung there? 28:50.715 --> 28:51.376 Mischievous. 28:51.416 --> 28:52.117 Mischievous. 28:52.517 --> 28:54.119 We were both mischievous. 28:54.479 --> 28:54.679 Yeah. 28:55.180 --> 28:56.040 Mischievous. 28:56.801 --> 29:17.160 you know because she's getting an extra vowel out of it isn't she yeah yeah or whatever we were mischievous you should go through all pop and rock lyrics with a red marker i have like a sort of a primary school teacher you should circle things yeah cross them put see me at the bottom i wonder who the worst offender would be who would be uh 29:17.560 --> 29:18.920 I mean, there's bad grammar. 29:19.241 --> 29:24.302 Maybe people out there could suggest some infractions that spring to mind. 29:24.362 --> 29:32.545 The bad grammar that sprung to mind for me, famously, is live and let die in this ever-changing world. 29:32.605 --> 29:33.325 Have you got a picture? 29:33.345 --> 29:34.126 In which we live in. 29:34.146 --> 29:34.806 Yeah. 29:40.390 --> 29:41.210 We've talked about this before. 29:41.250 --> 29:44.772 I don't know if he's saying in which we're living, which would be okay. 29:45.573 --> 29:48.495 In this ever changing world in which we're living, we are living. 29:48.935 --> 29:49.535 That's fine. 29:49.795 --> 29:56.759 We want to get Lynne Truss on here is what we want for a sort of pedagogic pop. 29:56.779 --> 30:00.121 There's a title there somewhere to collide those two words. 30:02.922 --> 30:09.945 She could just do a very dry and sort of disdainful little lecture on a pop song. 30:10.005 --> 30:12.585 Not that she's dry and disdainful, but that's the... What are you saying? 30:12.685 --> 30:15.306 We'd encourage her to behave that way. 30:15.386 --> 30:17.167 Hello, it's Lyn Tras, the pop-a-gog here. 30:17.227 --> 30:18.167 I don't know how she speaks. 30:18.227 --> 30:18.707 Like that? 30:18.867 --> 30:19.167 Does she? 30:21.028 --> 30:26.031 in this ever-changing world in which we're living is not grammatically correct under any circumstances. 30:26.471 --> 30:30.072 And he has just simply mangled the grammar there to make it fit in with the media. 30:30.092 --> 30:31.633 We've got a lot of teachers who listen. 30:32.234 --> 30:36.556 I think we know that for a fact, a lot of people in the field of education listening. 30:36.576 --> 30:37.716 I mean, what would teachers say? 30:37.756 --> 30:38.637 Because, you know, 30:39.637 --> 31:06.434 you hear the word mischievous in a song you think yeah well that's how they pronounce it on the because most children look to the noisettes for their pronunciation it's absolutely right i was slightly disgusted by Kanye West this week announcing that he hates books proudly saying that he's never read a book before and using the argument that life experience is more valuable than anything you could ever read in a book yeah no i think this was to do with the publicity for his own book 31:08.255 --> 31:28.697 to add hypocrisy onto hypocrisy Wow but that was a bit depressing you know when people are proud about not reading have been be serious Kenny I think he is gosh that's a bit depressing when people you know actually try and make you make people look stupid for reading yeah are you with your book knowledge was that gonna get you 31:29.958 --> 31:30.959 Book square. 31:31.179 --> 31:31.559 Yeah. 31:31.679 --> 31:32.659 Word ponce. 31:32.799 --> 31:33.700 Bad Kanye. 31:33.860 --> 31:34.360 That is terrible. 31:34.400 --> 31:39.983 And rappers in general are very literate people because they've got to have the words and the rhymes and stuff. 31:40.003 --> 31:40.703 Yeah, they love words. 31:41.003 --> 31:44.145 It's a weird collision of literacy and sort of illiteracy. 31:45.005 --> 31:45.605 More honesty. 31:45.745 --> 31:46.626 Yeah. 31:47.166 --> 31:58.091 Like, for example, I was thinking in the same way that the noise that's pronounced mischievous, what would you, you know, how would you feel if the Beatles sang something in the way she knows? 31:58.661 --> 31:59.942 Right, so they tell more records. 32:00.002 --> 32:01.082 I'm not thought you reckon? 32:01.343 --> 32:02.143 And what about Morrissey? 32:02.603 --> 32:04.464 Arks me, arks me, arks me! 32:05.425 --> 32:06.625 You better axe somebody! 32:06.885 --> 32:07.146 Yeah. 32:07.366 --> 32:07.686 Yeah. 32:08.186 --> 32:09.787 Well they do that in hip hop a lot as well. 32:09.827 --> 32:10.948 They ask his axe. 32:11.348 --> 32:11.648 Yeah. 32:11.988 --> 32:12.629 Inexcusable. 32:13.229 --> 32:14.289 It's disgusting, isn't it? 32:14.310 --> 32:15.330 That's outrageous. 32:15.350 --> 32:16.271 Get out of the class. 32:16.291 --> 32:22.154 Maybe we should all music, we should only play grammatically correct music and if we play any other records 32:22.734 --> 32:25.015 that are grammatically incorrect will punish James. 32:25.195 --> 32:28.116 Well, maybe that's why the Noisettes is not on the playlist. 32:28.257 --> 32:29.637 Because of the grammar infraction. 32:29.877 --> 32:30.237 Quite right. 32:30.257 --> 32:30.878 Pronunciation. 32:31.138 --> 32:33.959 The castle literally... There used to be a department in the BBC, didn't there? 32:33.979 --> 32:34.899 Pronunciation department. 32:34.919 --> 32:35.540 Proper English. 32:35.700 --> 32:36.020 Didn't there? 32:36.040 --> 32:37.120 Does that exist anymore, James? 32:38.261 --> 32:38.721 Does it not? 32:38.741 --> 32:38.781 No. 32:38.901 --> 32:39.722 They've shut it down. 32:40.262 --> 32:40.842 We'd better dust it off. 32:40.862 --> 32:41.442 What are they doing there? 32:41.462 --> 32:45.564 They're using it to store... The bodies of executed presenters. 32:46.545 --> 32:47.325 That's right. 32:47.985 --> 32:51.547 Speaking of which, here's the killers with all these things that I've done. 32:54.949 --> 32:55.711 Text-a-nation! 32:55.811 --> 32:56.874 Text, text, text! 32:56.974 --> 32:57.716 Text-a-nation! 32:57.776 --> 32:58.738 What if I don't want to? 32:58.998 --> 32:59.720 Text-a-nation! 32:59.820 --> 33:00.843 But I'm using email. 33:01.003 --> 33:01.725 Is that a problem? 33:01.765 --> 33:02.587 It doesn't matter, text! 33:05.120 --> 33:08.342 Yes, listeners, text the nation this week is all, how would we describe it? 33:08.382 --> 33:10.783 Sort of disgusting personal habits. 33:10.843 --> 33:19.409 Not disgusting is the wrong word because it's going to encourage people to be revolting, but it's sort of things you find yourself doing, little sort of twitches, habits. 33:19.909 --> 33:22.651 Little rituals, personal grooming to do with your own body. 33:22.951 --> 33:26.053 Yeah, that might be perhaps... Revolting to an onlooker. 33:26.753 --> 33:27.413 Unawares. 33:28.014 --> 33:31.876 I think if you do these things entirely in private, then we don't want to know about them. 33:32.376 --> 33:35.898 It's stuff you might find yourself doing in company, but regret. 33:36.199 --> 33:36.479 Yeah. 33:37.079 --> 33:38.280 Things that you're not aware of. 33:38.300 --> 33:39.280 There are some examples. 33:39.521 --> 33:40.321 You'll get the idea. 33:40.341 --> 33:43.483 And we apologize for how revolting these may be. 33:43.903 --> 33:46.805 We should stress that we're reining them in and we are vetting them. 33:47.405 --> 33:51.630 So these are the less revolting ones that I'm about to read out. 33:52.151 --> 33:53.653 This is from Simon in Bath. 33:54.053 --> 33:54.674 Hi Adam and Jo. 33:54.714 --> 33:59.820 My girlfriend takes out her earring and uses the end of it to pick lumps of food from her teeth. 34:00.661 --> 34:06.768 She also absentmindedly uses it to remove the gunk from under her nails, which is of course adorable. 34:07.248 --> 34:07.788 Ooh. 34:08.208 --> 34:12.830 Now, I've got to confess to having a habit of cleaning my nails with paperback books. 34:13.370 --> 34:13.590 Oh, yeah. 34:13.830 --> 34:15.451 I think that's what they're best for. 34:15.771 --> 34:16.011 Sure. 34:16.751 --> 34:17.371 With the covers. 34:18.051 --> 34:18.792 No, with the pages. 34:18.812 --> 34:24.373 Because if you take a bunch of, say, 15 to 20 pages, it can be perfect for getting under a nail. 34:24.634 --> 34:26.614 You can adjust the number of pages you use. 34:26.974 --> 34:30.095 The corners are very pointy, but you can only use a book once. 34:30.375 --> 34:30.575 Sure. 34:30.855 --> 34:35.077 Most of my F. Scott Fitzgeralds have now been used, fully used. 34:36.037 --> 34:42.583 If you go to my bookcase, you know, the corners of the books, you can usually see that most of them have been used for nail cleaning. 34:42.643 --> 34:43.543 Cornball gunk! 34:43.864 --> 34:47.647 All stuck on the edges there, all brown and... It's kind of revolting, isn't it? 34:47.667 --> 34:48.608 That's nice. 34:48.648 --> 34:51.310 This is one from Tam in Cardiff. 34:51.810 --> 35:05.723 Rather than taking time to book an appointment with the dental hygienist, my husband uses one of the pointy attachments on his Leatherman multi-tool to scrape the scroth off his teeth. 35:06.123 --> 35:09.947 He is proud of how this saves us money on appointments and products. 35:10.487 --> 35:25.025 just the thought is setting my teeth on edge on his leather man flipping heck he's like a jungle guy oh my gosh to scrape the scroth that just means what the general sort of white build up of of gunky tartar and stuff like that 35:25.305 --> 35:25.705 plaque. 35:25.805 --> 35:26.546 Is it plaque? 35:26.606 --> 35:27.006 I don't know. 35:27.046 --> 35:27.747 Yeah, fuzz. 35:27.847 --> 35:32.070 Sounds as if that actually might damage the teeth because there's certain layers of stuff you've got to keep on there. 35:32.210 --> 35:32.770 You do want to be careful. 35:32.810 --> 35:33.931 You've got to damage the enamel. 35:34.191 --> 35:36.413 That is for the hygienist to do, mainly. 35:36.473 --> 35:36.733 Yeah. 35:36.753 --> 35:38.174 It's the worst part of the process, isn't it? 35:38.194 --> 35:38.554 It's great. 35:38.594 --> 35:38.935 Yeah. 35:39.075 --> 35:46.180 Tam, I think you should have words with your husband, maybe now that that's been exposed to the nation or a tiny, tiny percentage of the nation. 35:46.660 --> 35:47.361 You'll think again. 35:48.501 --> 35:54.025 Now here's a particularly good one from Chris in Worcestershire. 35:54.085 --> 35:59.229 Worcestershire says, Hi guys, I had a terrible habit when I was younger. 36:00.650 --> 36:05.073 I used to get really hard skin on the underside of my big toes. 36:05.954 --> 36:11.157 One day I picked and picked at it, but it wouldn't come away, so I sliced it off with a craft knife. 36:12.458 --> 36:15.519 Then a curiosity came over me to see what it tasted like. 36:16.519 --> 36:21.500 But I went one step further and stuck it on the end of a pin and cooked it over a candle flame. 36:22.040 --> 36:24.641 It was delicious, a bit like crispy bacon. 36:24.661 --> 36:25.901 It's the young Hannibal Lecter. 36:25.921 --> 36:29.842 Crispy bacon. 36:30.242 --> 36:31.422 How could it possibly be? 36:31.442 --> 36:33.983 What's going through his head while he roasted it? 36:40.332 --> 36:43.835 He must have seen that film alive and thought, oh, I wish I could have been on that. 36:43.855 --> 36:45.716 I'd love to see a picture of Chris's face. 36:46.397 --> 36:49.399 I just want to know what he looks like. 36:50.159 --> 36:51.800 Taffan's the nipples, doesn't it? 36:52.081 --> 36:53.381 Let's do one more. 36:55.743 --> 37:01.385 Jack in Liverpool, one of my housemates does a ridiculously weird thing sometimes when watching the TV. 37:01.966 --> 37:09.148 He will place his elbow in his other hand and breathe out deeply, appearing to say the word foal. 37:09.869 --> 37:13.350 When questioned, he denies it and doesn't realise what he's doing. 37:13.910 --> 37:17.652 He places his elbow in his other hand... I don't quite understand that. 37:17.692 --> 37:19.293 What, and breathes into the elbow? 37:19.313 --> 37:20.273 Foal. 37:20.613 --> 37:21.053 Foal. 37:22.174 --> 37:23.114 That's a good detail. 37:23.154 --> 37:25.115 It's hard to work out where it fits into the... 37:27.659 --> 37:30.361 Well, the way Adam just demonstrated it by putting... Yeah. 37:30.941 --> 37:35.825 And, you know, that's not too disgusting, but it's got to be... He's got to be breathing into the hand or sniffing the elbow. 37:36.465 --> 37:37.967 I think there's something missing there, isn't there? 37:37.987 --> 37:47.273 There's a whole world of sniffing that maybe we'll come to in the next... Do you remember that guy at our school that used to push his... We should deal with that because sniffing is a whole division in itself. 37:48.574 --> 37:49.475 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 37:49.555 --> 37:50.656 Let's deal with that in the next section. 37:50.676 --> 37:54.298 Keep them coming in, the text number 64046, if you can out-disgust. 37:54.378 --> 37:55.899 Well, that's the wrong thing to say, isn't it? 37:56.139 --> 38:02.283 But if you've got more eccentric or peculiar personal twitchy habits... Grooming habits. 38:02.303 --> 38:03.804 Gotta find a good way to describe this. 38:04.665 --> 38:05.225 Pithy way. 38:05.685 --> 38:09.608 Well, just... I think disgusting is when it comes to... Disgusting. 38:09.628 --> 38:11.089 We'll figure it out during the next record. 38:11.109 --> 38:13.810 Bizarre, bizarre personal rituals. 38:14.631 --> 38:17.473 It's run DMC with, it's like that and it's the way it is. 38:45.572 --> 38:50.396 Don't know why, but it's like that And that's the way it is 39:24.259 --> 39:25.464 And as the way 39:51.583 --> 39:52.925 happen to you 40:16.758 --> 40:17.460 That's the way 40:41.695 --> 41:06.811 Like a ball eating out of garbage cans You know it's one time he was your man It's like that And that's the way it is You should have ruled your school You could have learned to train But you ran in the bed Where the bumps had made Now all the time you're crying That you're under pain It's like that 41:21.102 --> 41:24.925 So listen up, oh boy, is this a thought? 41:25.025 --> 41:28.908 The next time someone's teaching, why don't you get taught? 41:29.429 --> 41:30.610 It's like that. 41:31.050 --> 41:32.972 And that's the way it is. 41:33.332 --> 41:36.955 If you really think about it, times aren't that bad. 41:36.995 --> 41:41.038 The one that lies with successes will make you glad. 41:41.078 --> 41:43.160 Stop playing, start praying. 41:43.200 --> 41:44.781 You won't be sad. 41:45.282 --> 41:46.963 It's like that. 41:47.003 --> 41:48.204 And that's the way it is. 41:55.007 --> 41:56.708 Sometimes it hurts. 41:57.028 --> 42:00.769 For a million in life is why you search. 42:01.029 --> 42:02.729 Take the bus or be trained. 42:02.949 --> 42:04.710 Drop the school or the church. 42:05.110 --> 42:06.230 It's like that. 42:06.770 --> 42:08.751 And that's the way it is. 42:08.971 --> 42:12.472 Here's another point in life you should not miss. 42:12.912 --> 42:16.553 Do not be a fool who's prejudice. 42:16.593 --> 42:20.454 Because we're all written down on the same list. 42:20.934 --> 42:22.135 It's like that. 42:22.255 --> 42:22.555 What? 42:22.675 --> 42:23.615 And that's the way it is. 43:01.664 --> 43:02.685 That's Run DMC. 43:03.086 --> 43:03.806 It's like that. 43:03.946 --> 43:06.409 This is Adam and Joe here on BBC Six Music. 43:06.709 --> 43:11.575 From time to time, we've discussed the excellent TV show The Wire on this programme. 43:12.516 --> 43:14.778 Is it the second series that's running at the moment? 43:14.798 --> 43:16.580 Yeah, I think they're in the midst of the second series. 43:16.600 --> 43:17.060 The Dockers. 43:17.281 --> 43:18.402 Yeah. 43:18.562 --> 43:20.244 Best series for my money. 43:20.544 --> 43:20.864 Really? 43:21.004 --> 43:28.169 Yeah, I mean some people say on first viewing they didn't like the second series so much when I went back and revisited the series recently. 43:28.729 --> 43:31.050 The whole five serieses. 43:31.791 --> 43:33.772 I thought the second series was the best. 43:34.453 --> 43:37.314 Frank Zabotka, The Dockers, Ziggy, tragic. 43:37.694 --> 43:38.335 Wonderful stuff. 43:39.091 --> 43:56.895 Anyway, it occurred to me that there might well be a new generation of police in Baltimore after the success of The Wire, mainly made up of kind of middle class wire fans who've children have grown up and they don't, you know, have anything else particularly to do, no reason to stay in their boring jobs. 43:56.935 --> 43:58.395 They need a thrill injection, right? 43:58.895 --> 44:05.156 So they think to themselves, I'm going to go to Baltimore and I'm going to join the police department and help clean up Baltimore. 44:05.416 --> 44:05.716 Right. 44:05.956 --> 44:06.196 You know? 44:06.777 --> 44:07.977 So I think if you went out there, 44:08.817 --> 44:13.800 You would definitely find a few people mixed in McNulty types sort of saying this mope. 44:14.120 --> 44:18.022 That mope is going for a re-up from the top stash over there. 44:18.822 --> 44:19.883 Is these wire gags? 44:20.543 --> 44:23.004 This is what you say if you're part of the Baltimore police. 44:23.084 --> 44:23.304 Right. 44:23.564 --> 44:24.725 This is street talk, Joe. 44:24.805 --> 44:25.045 Right. 44:25.585 --> 44:27.506 That mope's going for a re-up from the top stash. 44:27.526 --> 44:28.127 What's a mope? 44:28.627 --> 44:29.067 Moped? 44:29.087 --> 44:30.028 No, no, no. 44:31.348 --> 44:33.929 A mope is like a... Someone moping around. 44:34.849 --> 44:37.510 I think it's a sort of a criminal. 44:37.530 --> 44:38.050 A criminal. 44:38.210 --> 44:38.690 A mope. 44:38.890 --> 44:39.270 A mope. 44:39.830 --> 44:40.810 He's going for a re-up. 44:42.091 --> 44:42.771 Do you know what that is? 44:42.831 --> 44:43.111 No. 44:43.451 --> 44:46.812 He's resupplying from the top stash. 44:47.152 --> 44:53.693 Oh, so he's getting... He's resupplying from the dirty drug stash at the top of one of the buildings. 44:53.833 --> 44:54.913 Right, okay. 44:55.534 --> 44:57.354 A mope's going for a re-up from the top stash. 44:59.015 --> 44:59.816 He's good police. 45:00.016 --> 45:01.058 He's really good police. 45:01.098 --> 45:02.319 I mean, that speaks for itself, right? 45:02.339 --> 45:03.360 But that's how we talk about it. 45:03.520 --> 45:04.221 He's a good policeman. 45:04.241 --> 45:04.982 He's a good policeman. 45:05.062 --> 45:05.302 Right. 45:05.522 --> 45:09.026 But if you're in the police force, you don't say that, because that's too civilian. 45:09.046 --> 45:09.086 No. 45:09.246 --> 45:14.732 So if you're a drug dealer and you're saying someone's good police, what does that mean, that he's corrupt? 45:15.332 --> 45:15.653 No, no. 45:15.693 --> 45:16.273 He's a good man. 45:16.313 --> 45:17.274 He's a fair man. 45:17.314 --> 45:19.396 He's been fairly treating the mopes. 45:20.057 --> 45:20.297 Yeah. 45:20.878 --> 45:21.678 Oh, yeah. 45:21.798 --> 45:22.218 Dickinson. 45:22.258 --> 45:23.099 He's really good police. 45:23.459 --> 45:23.759 Yeah. 45:24.280 --> 45:24.780 Oh, Tristram. 45:24.860 --> 45:25.060 Yeah. 45:25.100 --> 45:26.461 He's very good police indeed. 45:27.141 --> 45:27.782 Absolutely. 45:28.462 --> 45:28.842 Rollo. 45:29.163 --> 45:29.803 Very good police. 45:30.703 --> 45:32.144 Benji is not very good. 45:32.164 --> 45:38.208 It all seems to have been populated by public school boys from the Kensington area. 45:38.428 --> 45:38.828 Yeah. 45:39.129 --> 45:42.711 I'm not saying that everyone who watches The Wire is a public school boy from the Kensington area. 45:43.011 --> 45:45.172 I'm just saying some of them might have got through there. 45:45.433 --> 45:45.693 Right. 45:45.713 --> 45:49.135 Because the message is spreading amongst the middle and upper classes about The Wire. 45:49.755 --> 45:52.777 He might lose his job behind that shiz, but it's all in the game, you all. 45:53.298 --> 45:53.498 Yeah. 45:53.718 --> 45:55.139 That's the kind of thing they would be saying. 45:55.739 --> 45:55.919 Yeah. 45:57.260 --> 45:58.141 Out there in Baltimore. 45:58.421 --> 46:02.284 I guarantee you, if you went out to Baltimore today and hung around on the corners, 46:03.024 --> 46:04.265 That's the kind of thing you'd be getting. 46:04.285 --> 46:08.748 Well, because you're sort of hoping that because it's become very famous and watched a lot. 46:08.768 --> 46:10.048 I'm just trying to make sense of this. 46:13.891 --> 46:17.333 Because the show is popular, they might have stopped behaving like they do in the show. 46:17.393 --> 46:18.794 Is that what you're saying? 46:18.854 --> 46:19.054 No. 46:19.674 --> 46:20.495 I don't understand. 46:21.195 --> 46:25.537 This just feels like a very in-depth joke for viewers of The Wire. 46:25.817 --> 46:27.518 I've only seen it in passing. 46:27.598 --> 46:36.142 I like the fact that this is a kind of reverse of Torpedo Commander Cornish ruining my... I like the fact that you're trying to support it. 46:36.402 --> 46:38.723 I'm doing my best. 46:38.743 --> 46:39.804 I'm trying to find a way in. 46:40.024 --> 46:40.584 It's nice. 46:40.964 --> 46:43.826 No, no, it was... Shall I deconstruct it for you? 46:44.046 --> 46:44.246 Yeah. 46:44.406 --> 46:45.246 Make it really obvious. 46:45.286 --> 46:46.367 Okay, I'll leave it really obvious. 46:46.987 --> 46:48.188 The joke, such as it was. 46:54.474 --> 46:56.797 We should have this on the digital readout. 46:57.438 --> 46:58.679 You can just explain it. 46:58.699 --> 47:04.686 The jokes such as it was was that a lot of middle class people 47:05.347 --> 47:05.947 Watch the wire. 47:05.967 --> 47:07.048 What if they were in it? 47:07.068 --> 47:11.789 What if they were seduced by the jargon and the lingo and the excitement? 47:11.809 --> 47:12.289 Yes, the street. 47:12.570 --> 47:15.931 What if those people went out to join the Baltimore police? 47:15.971 --> 47:18.332 Yes, and that would be quite a juxtaposition. 47:18.352 --> 47:19.372 Wouldn't that be weird? 47:19.532 --> 47:19.812 Yeah. 47:19.952 --> 47:21.333 Imagine the things they would say. 47:21.473 --> 47:22.193 Yeah. 47:27.233 --> 47:27.954 Now I'm getting it. 47:27.974 --> 47:30.758 It's hitting me like waves. 47:32.880 --> 47:41.111 I'm thinking back to the things you said and... Mo's going for a rear from the top staff. 47:41.171 --> 47:42.152 Thanks a lot man. 47:42.473 --> 47:43.474 Thanks for the support. 47:44.716 --> 47:45.837 I really tried. 47:46.237 --> 47:47.718 You know I don't watch The Wire. 47:47.819 --> 47:48.479 I know, I know. 47:48.559 --> 47:50.121 I knew I was going to be in trouble. 47:50.181 --> 47:51.062 I don't know why I'd buy that. 47:51.702 --> 47:52.323 But thanks though. 47:52.443 --> 47:54.265 I sincerely appreciate the support there. 47:54.285 --> 47:55.006 That was bizarre. 47:55.746 --> 47:56.887 Here's a free play for you now. 47:56.907 --> 48:02.933 This is not something we would normally play on 6 Music, but if you don't like this song, there's something badly, badly wrong with you. 48:02.953 --> 48:04.655 This is Will Smith with Getting Jiggy With It. 48:04.915 --> 48:10.396 When I used to DJ at parties and stuff, that was the most devastating weapon in my arsenal. 48:10.516 --> 48:13.137 Yeah, that is a killer jam. 48:13.537 --> 48:16.458 I mean, it's very hard to stop yourself... It's a dangerous jam. 48:16.518 --> 48:17.538 ...dancing to that thing. 48:17.998 --> 48:20.259 That's Will Smith, of course, with getting cheeky with it. 48:20.279 --> 48:21.219 What's he sampling there? 48:21.259 --> 48:22.659 What are the samples in it? 48:22.939 --> 48:27.400 Oh, I wish you'd given me some time to look it up on the internet, then I would have sounded like I knew. 48:28.021 --> 48:29.321 But that's amazing, though, isn't it? 48:29.821 --> 48:34.825 And that's about as guaranteed to fill a floor as Don't Stop Till You Get Enough by Michael Jackson. 48:35.445 --> 48:40.328 I'd say his track Summertime as well is a pretty indispensable floor filler. 48:40.488 --> 48:42.750 Yeah, it's a little more down-tempo though, isn't it? 48:43.170 --> 48:43.631 Harder to dance to. 48:43.651 --> 48:45.512 That's true, that's true, not quite so jiggy. 48:45.632 --> 48:45.992 Yeah. 48:46.493 --> 48:54.818 Listen, we got an email a few weeks ago from a listener called Tom aged 15 in New Zealand and this is a little more podcast related because we've got a lot of 48:56.640 --> 48:59.943 little jingly stings in the podcast that we don't use in the live show. 49:00.684 --> 49:05.789 And the podcast, if you don't know about it, listeners, is usually available on the Monday evening after the live show. 49:06.710 --> 49:17.461 But Tommy New Zealand said, Dear Adam and Jo, as an avid listener to your podcast, I especially enjoy your self-created jingles, so much so that I did a school assignment on them for music. 49:18.021 --> 49:21.963 The assignment was to study and analyze a set of songs from the same composers. 49:22.463 --> 49:27.326 So naturally, I thought of my collection of jingles and song wars is that I'd saved up from your podcast. 49:27.386 --> 49:27.806 Naturally. 49:28.506 --> 49:28.907 Naturally. 49:29.527 --> 49:34.790 My teacher was much impressed with not only my ingenuity, but also your musical prowess. 49:35.230 --> 49:37.091 So much so that I got an E. 49:38.512 --> 49:41.214 Which means excellence and is obviously very good. 49:41.494 --> 49:42.895 Cheers, Tom from New Zealand. 49:43.275 --> 49:45.517 Now I'd like to know, is he being sarcastic there? 49:45.537 --> 49:48.379 Does he really mean excellence in New Zealand? 49:48.439 --> 49:48.599 No. 49:49.140 --> 49:49.360 No. 49:49.760 --> 49:52.302 James, you don't know, you went to Australia, not to New Zealand. 49:52.322 --> 49:55.284 They don't have a separate rating system just because they're Kiwis. 49:55.565 --> 49:56.125 They might do. 49:56.285 --> 49:57.826 He is just above a fail. 49:58.447 --> 50:01.609 And I would like to, well, I'd like to hear the truth from Tom. 50:02.010 --> 50:03.751 I'd also like to see that essay. 50:03.931 --> 50:05.132 So would I. Send it in. 50:05.192 --> 50:06.753 Please, Tom, send us that essay. 50:07.174 --> 50:15.180 And if anybody else ever dares to use this programme or the contents of this programme in any kind of educational context, we'd like to hear about it. 50:15.441 --> 50:16.882 Yeah, we'd like to see what you've done. 50:16.902 --> 50:19.644 Because it seems peculiar and strange and stupid. 50:20.105 --> 50:22.727 Right, it's just gone. 50:22.747 --> 50:24.668 10.30 here on BBC Six Music. 50:24.708 --> 50:25.389 It's time for the news. 50:25.922 --> 50:29.524 Yeah, that's REM, with it's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine. 50:29.544 --> 50:33.467 This is Adam and Joe on BBC Six Music, isn't it, Adam? 50:33.647 --> 50:34.388 Yeah, absolutely. 50:34.728 --> 50:38.090 I was thinking that you were gonna steamroll into something that you had planned there. 50:38.110 --> 50:39.931 I just wanted to remind myself that you were there. 50:40.132 --> 50:41.112 Oh yeah, sorry about that. 50:41.312 --> 50:49.638 Hey, incidentally, while I'm here, I should say that it looks as if I might be wrong about poo-pooing the ratings system for Kiwi exams. 50:49.966 --> 50:51.607 Yeah, well, let me find that text there. 50:51.667 --> 50:54.289 Apparently E does mean excellent. 50:54.469 --> 50:57.391 Matt in West Harrow says it's the EGSU rating system. 50:57.491 --> 50:59.733 Excellent, good, satisfactory, unsatisfactory. 51:00.093 --> 51:02.514 It was used for stuff before GCSE levels. 51:02.534 --> 51:03.275 Exactly true. 51:03.875 --> 51:05.817 Well, you can never tell what's true anymore. 51:05.837 --> 51:05.877 No. 51:06.477 --> 51:08.258 I mean, we're partly to blame by being stupid. 51:08.278 --> 51:12.199 Yeah, we'll believe anything that anyone texts us will take at face value. 51:12.559 --> 51:13.039 Oh, yes. 51:13.499 --> 51:14.840 Apparently we were wrong. 51:14.860 --> 51:16.040 Apparently we were right. 51:16.340 --> 51:17.341 But apparently, yes. 51:17.781 --> 51:22.743 So maybe in future, if you text us facts, you can give us some kind of qualification. 51:23.043 --> 51:23.263 Right. 51:23.603 --> 51:25.303 What exam results you got. 51:25.343 --> 51:28.164 And you can't check it on Wikipedia because you're having computer problems. 51:28.264 --> 51:29.245 Maybe some computer problems. 51:29.425 --> 51:29.965 But listen, let's 51:30.145 --> 51:30.605 Let's move on. 51:30.866 --> 51:32.026 That's certainly promising though. 51:32.427 --> 51:34.949 That means that maybe that guy's essay is brilliant. 51:35.009 --> 51:36.129 We're going to find out anyway. 51:36.149 --> 51:36.450 Certainly. 51:36.850 --> 51:44.696 So listen, if you listen to the podcast, you might have heard that I spent last weekend, the bank holiday weekend, catching up on movies. 51:45.216 --> 51:45.696 Oh yes. 51:45.917 --> 51:47.958 I got a big stack of wicked Blu-rays. 51:48.138 --> 51:49.779 Australia, Rise of the Lycans. 51:49.799 --> 51:50.760 Rise of the Lycans. 51:50.800 --> 51:52.161 That's the one I'd like to focus on. 51:53.002 --> 51:54.643 Underworld, Rise of the Lycans. 51:55.223 --> 51:56.204 I got a whole lot of movies. 51:56.244 --> 51:57.145 Defiance I got. 51:57.165 --> 51:58.686 That didn't last very long in the play. 51:58.846 --> 52:00.327 You got the Vinnie Jones one, didn't you? 52:00.347 --> 52:01.348 I got Midnight Meat Train. 52:01.368 --> 52:03.930 That lasted about 20... Most of them lasted about 20 minutes. 52:03.950 --> 52:05.512 Why did you rent Midnight Meat Train? 52:05.572 --> 52:05.872 It was fun. 52:05.912 --> 52:06.813 It was just a lot of fun. 52:06.833 --> 52:08.454 I liked the director to cash in. 52:08.534 --> 52:09.455 Of course, of course. 52:10.136 --> 52:10.856 It wasn't very good, though. 52:11.537 --> 52:12.438 Most of them got ejected. 52:12.478 --> 52:17.682 The one that I watched all the way through that really held my attention, though, was Underworld Rise of the Life. 52:18.743 --> 52:27.533 The third film in the Underworld trilogy, an exciting sort of Shakespearean melodrama about vampires versus werewolves. 52:27.594 --> 52:28.755 Have you seen the other two films? 52:28.915 --> 52:29.296 No. 52:29.516 --> 52:31.058 Why the heck would you go for number three? 52:31.438 --> 52:33.080 Because it was the origin story. 52:33.561 --> 52:34.261 It's a prequel. 52:35.303 --> 52:35.923 I don't know why. 52:36.564 --> 52:37.844 The prequels are always good, aren't they? 52:38.084 --> 52:39.405 A little bit of werewolf action. 52:40.625 --> 52:42.425 Anyway, it was an extraordinary spectacle. 52:42.485 --> 52:49.367 It starred Tony Blair that was very exciting to see the ex-Prime Minister in his first lead movie role. 52:49.987 --> 52:50.807 You mean David Frost? 52:51.427 --> 52:52.988 I do, sorry, I made a mistake there. 52:53.048 --> 52:54.328 I mean Kenny D'Agliche. 52:54.968 --> 52:56.289 Whatever he was called. 52:56.309 --> 52:58.609 What was he called out of the Damned United? 52:58.669 --> 52:59.529 Ray Parker Jr. 52:59.549 --> 53:00.450 Ray Parker Jr. 53:00.490 --> 53:01.330 That football man. 53:02.210 --> 53:02.851 Barry Clough. 53:03.371 --> 53:05.072 Brian Clough. 53:05.093 --> 53:05.633 Jenny Clough. 53:05.873 --> 53:08.435 Yeah, so anyway, great to see Tony Blair acting. 53:08.736 --> 53:10.457 And also Bill Nye's cheek muscles. 53:11.598 --> 53:13.259 You know that's what he does, Bill Nye, isn't it? 53:13.319 --> 53:20.465 He clenches his jaw and his jaw muscles twinge and he bulges his eyes and talks in that way that he talks. 53:20.906 --> 53:21.786 He was doing that again. 53:21.806 --> 53:22.407 I like it. 53:22.427 --> 53:24.048 Oh, it was massively effective. 53:24.068 --> 53:24.869 And who's the lovely lady? 53:24.909 --> 53:25.409 Beckinsale. 53:25.670 --> 53:30.494 No, it's a lady who isn't Kate Beckinsale because I believe she was married even to the director 53:30.934 --> 53:33.477 of the first couple of films but then they're not married anymore. 53:33.537 --> 53:36.019 She was consumed by werewolves, something like that. 53:36.559 --> 53:46.549 Anyway, one of the most remarkable things about Underworld Rise of the Lycans, and in a way it was excusable because it's a film about people who are werewolves sometimes, was the level of grunting. 53:47.369 --> 53:51.974 And you know, sometimes when you watch quite a poor film, you have to take pleasure in, you know, unusual places. 53:52.414 --> 53:54.677 I just started to watch it purely for the grunting. 53:54.817 --> 53:56.158 You're a big fan of grunting anyway. 53:56.178 --> 53:56.618 I mean, you like it. 53:56.638 --> 53:57.059 I love grunting. 53:57.079 --> 53:59.301 Well, my dad used to love grunting during Wimbledon. 53:59.481 --> 53:59.701 Right. 53:59.802 --> 54:03.425 When we watched the tennis on telly, he'd come in and just love the grunting. 54:03.465 --> 54:03.605 Yeah. 54:04.046 --> 54:06.928 And he particularly followed tennis players who grunted well. 54:06.969 --> 54:07.249 Sure. 54:07.609 --> 54:09.291 And so I've always been a bit obsessed with it. 54:09.331 --> 54:10.272 But there's a similar... 54:10.772 --> 54:12.433 Well, listen, I've got Jimmy Connors. 54:12.573 --> 54:14.055 Because you're an actor, Adam Buxton. 54:14.095 --> 54:14.375 I am, yes. 54:14.495 --> 54:14.795 Aren't you? 54:14.835 --> 54:19.278 You've appeared in such films as Hot Fuzz, Stardust, and what else? 54:19.559 --> 54:20.019 Son of Rambo. 54:20.039 --> 54:20.479 Son of Rambo. 54:20.499 --> 54:21.600 So you're a professional actor. 54:21.740 --> 54:21.940 Sure. 54:22.061 --> 54:23.842 So I was going to test your grunting skills. 54:24.022 --> 54:24.162 Oh. 54:24.322 --> 54:27.224 Because it's an important weapon in the arsenal of any actor. 54:27.244 --> 54:28.545 Of course, it's one of my big ones. 54:28.565 --> 54:32.848 So let me just set this up by playing some of the best grunting from Underworld, Rise of the Lycans. 54:32.869 --> 54:38.713 I won't go into what the plot was, but suffice to say, Prime Minister Tony Blair has been captured by the vampires. 54:39.173 --> 54:41.655 And he's tied up and tortured and kept imprisoned a lot. 54:42.136 --> 54:44.958 And he's brutally flagellated and insulted. 54:45.418 --> 54:47.260 And his response mainly is to grunt. 54:47.920 --> 54:49.922 All sorts of different grunts he does. 54:50.382 --> 54:57.468 Here's a bit of really, really good grunting when he has some big metal darts pulled out of his arm during a battle. 54:57.508 --> 54:58.188 Isn't this grunting? 55:03.568 --> 55:04.729 That's a good bit of grunting. 55:04.749 --> 55:07.712 That's exactly what I'd sound like when I get stuff pulled up in my arm. 55:07.732 --> 55:08.812 I mean, that sounds real. 55:09.053 --> 55:10.274 I mean, that's good acting, isn't it? 55:10.294 --> 55:11.034 Because I bet you that is done. 55:11.054 --> 55:12.916 The sound of the stars coming out is amazing as well. 55:14.697 --> 55:15.438 All squishy. 55:15.518 --> 55:32.169 And here's a sort of the most extended, a sort of a grunting opus from earlier in the film when Tony Blair is being flagellated a little similar to the way Jesus was in The Passion of the Christ with sort of a razor tipped whip or something. 55:32.309 --> 55:34.410 In the Gibbons version. 55:34.450 --> 55:36.512 Yeah, but this is from Underworld again. 55:36.832 --> 55:43.496 So this is Tony Blair being flagellated and some extraordinary grunting going on from the flagellator and the 55:45.298 --> 55:45.678 God! 56:04.008 --> 56:08.951 I mean, that's more screaming to an extent, but it's still guttural animalistic noises. 56:09.011 --> 56:09.931 Yeah. 56:10.031 --> 56:11.452 So I was going to test your grunting there. 56:11.472 --> 56:12.993 Do you think that was good grunting as an actor? 56:13.313 --> 56:13.853 Yeah, man. 56:13.933 --> 56:14.614 He's very good. 56:14.654 --> 56:15.674 He's very good at grunting. 56:15.714 --> 56:16.475 What's his real name? 56:16.635 --> 56:17.235 Michael Sheen. 56:17.355 --> 56:18.055 Michael Sheen. 56:18.416 --> 56:18.556 Yeah. 56:18.916 --> 56:23.098 So can I hear you grunting, Adam, as if you're lifting a heavy metal grate? 56:23.218 --> 56:23.698 OK, sure. 56:23.779 --> 56:25.459 So this is a grunt of strain. 56:25.499 --> 56:25.960 Yeah, grunting 101. 56:26.180 --> 56:27.100 But you're being chased. 56:27.120 --> 56:27.901 You're about to die. 56:27.921 --> 56:28.661 You've got to escape. 56:28.741 --> 56:29.602 I'm being chased. 56:29.662 --> 56:29.882 Yeah. 56:30.882 --> 56:31.443 It's dramatic. 56:31.483 --> 56:32.383 All movies are very dramatic. 56:32.403 --> 56:33.103 It's got to be dramatic. 56:33.484 --> 56:36.745 You've got to heave up this massive metal grate to escape. 56:37.286 --> 56:37.486 Go. 56:40.567 --> 56:41.388 That's good, man. 56:41.428 --> 56:42.268 That was very good. 56:42.648 --> 56:47.691 Okay, how about you've been tied up and the villain is punching you in the face. 56:47.951 --> 56:49.752 There's nothing you can do to get back at him. 56:50.052 --> 56:51.733 He's insulting you and punching you. 56:51.753 --> 56:52.693 You're frustrated. 56:52.753 --> 56:53.414 Let's hear that grunt. 56:56.577 --> 56:58.838 Hang on, that's very similar to the previous grunt. 56:59.458 --> 57:00.338 We need a new one. 57:00.398 --> 57:01.198 Come on, you're an actor. 57:01.399 --> 57:02.579 Let's have a different sort of grunt. 57:02.619 --> 57:04.099 You've been punched. 57:04.400 --> 57:04.720 I don't know. 57:09.261 --> 57:11.042 That sounds quite low level, that grunting. 57:11.343 --> 57:12.163 It just sounds irritated. 57:12.183 --> 57:13.384 You asked me to take it down. 57:13.404 --> 57:13.985 Sorry, you're right. 57:14.045 --> 57:15.646 I should be supportive as your director. 57:15.686 --> 57:15.866 Yeah. 57:16.006 --> 57:16.747 OK, how about this? 57:17.067 --> 57:22.471 There's a scene in Underworld Rise of the Lycans where the pouty lady who isn't Kate Beckinsdale and Tony Blair. 57:22.692 --> 57:24.433 Beckinsdale. 57:24.513 --> 57:25.494 Is that what she's called? 57:25.754 --> 57:26.835 Yeah, there's no D in there, I don't think. 57:26.855 --> 57:27.255 Isn't there? 57:27.495 --> 57:28.456 I've always put one in. 57:28.936 --> 57:29.937 I've done it for 20 years. 57:30.458 --> 57:32.659 I'm not changing that. 57:32.900 --> 57:33.600 They're making love. 57:33.720 --> 57:37.683 They're doing adult hugs alongside business, lie down tickling on the edge of a cliff. 57:38.704 --> 57:40.906 And he's basically half over the cliff. 57:41.286 --> 57:45.710 Literally his bottom is on the edge of the cliff and his entire back and head are in thin air. 57:45.950 --> 57:46.190 Right. 57:46.430 --> 57:48.612 And she's sitting on top of him on the edge of the cliff. 57:48.912 --> 57:49.493 On his head? 57:50.834 --> 57:51.594 No, no. 57:51.995 --> 57:54.757 She's sitting where you would sit if you were making love. 57:55.217 --> 57:55.597 Okay. 57:56.458 --> 57:57.319 Do you get the picture? 57:57.779 --> 57:58.360 Kind of. 57:59.360 --> 58:00.601 They're on the edge of a cliff. 58:00.641 --> 58:02.121 You've got to see the film now. 58:02.201 --> 58:03.981 It's the more magazine position of the week. 58:04.302 --> 58:07.602 Several couples in the Midlands have died trying to copy it. 58:08.323 --> 58:16.325 But it's an extraordinary sex scene and they fade out the grunting and just have romantic music and close-ups of the edge of breasts and things. 58:16.825 --> 58:19.066 But anyway, why am I even talking about this? 58:19.206 --> 58:22.267 I've completely lost my... What kind of grunting do you want from me now? 58:22.287 --> 58:22.847 That grunting. 58:23.247 --> 58:26.448 Making love on the edge of a cliff is your new grunting command. 58:26.608 --> 58:26.748 OK, go. 58:33.659 --> 58:36.300 That's good, because that can be that sexy and yet perilous. 58:36.340 --> 58:36.840 Exactly. 58:37.040 --> 58:37.600 That's very good. 58:37.620 --> 58:39.781 And finally, oh no, a couple more. 58:39.801 --> 58:40.861 You're attempting to read a book? 58:45.843 --> 58:46.483 That's good. 58:46.723 --> 58:47.864 I thought there might be more strain. 58:49.545 --> 58:50.526 No, that's the Lavi grunt. 58:50.606 --> 58:51.347 That's the Brosnan. 58:53.168 --> 58:57.192 That was my final grunt audition command, as if in trouble on the lav. 58:57.732 --> 58:58.152 Oh, right. 59:01.415 --> 59:03.277 This is not good radio, is it? 59:03.397 --> 59:06.340 I mean, we deserve to have our silvers removed. 59:06.700 --> 59:07.801 I think it's very good radio. 59:08.962 --> 59:11.644 It just ends up with a brilliant Pierce Brosnan impression. 59:12.084 --> 59:12.485 Oh, yeah. 59:14.805 --> 59:15.886 That's him in volcano. 59:16.166 --> 59:19.149 I do recommend underworld rise of the lichens though. 59:19.169 --> 59:19.749 Yeah you do. 59:20.049 --> 59:24.853 Only so that people you know waste their time to the same degree that I have and I feel a bit of safety in numbers. 59:25.173 --> 59:26.034 Very good well done. 59:26.214 --> 59:26.794 Week well spent. 59:26.994 --> 59:27.495 Thanks mate. 59:27.935 --> 59:29.196 Here's some music now. 59:29.236 --> 59:34.480 This is the Rolling Stones and if you've heard of them they're old and this is a song called Let's Spend the Night Together. 59:35.077 --> 59:37.538 That's the Rolling Stones with Let's Spend the Night Together from 1967. 59:37.818 --> 59:41.140 This is Adam and Jo on BBC6 Music. 59:41.300 --> 59:43.461 I prefer Bowie's version of that one from Aladdin. 59:43.561 --> 59:45.982 Do you prefer Bowie's version of pretty much anything? 59:46.323 --> 59:47.323 I would say that's true. 59:48.384 --> 59:49.184 I think I'd agree. 59:49.204 --> 59:52.926 I wish I could meet and hang out and get friendly with David Bowie. 59:53.306 --> 01:00:00.492 Well, you know, we've only ever had one guest on this program, which was Lord Roger Moore and caused us some problems. 01:00:01.453 --> 01:00:02.414 It caused me some problems. 01:00:02.794 --> 01:00:10.300 But I think if Bowie were to agree to come on this program, we would make our second exception to the no guest rule. 01:00:10.360 --> 01:00:10.880 Don't you think? 01:00:11.021 --> 01:00:11.301 Yeah. 01:00:11.401 --> 01:00:17.686 And sometimes we have listeners like the Saltman or Ollie or Amber Gambler, you know, the DJ guy. 01:00:17.746 --> 01:00:18.226 Yeah. 01:00:18.467 --> 01:00:19.708 But in terms of famous people, 01:00:20.388 --> 01:00:25.252 If Bowie wanted to come on this show, it would be a massive privilege for him. 01:00:25.692 --> 01:00:26.853 He'd be very excited, wouldn't he? 01:00:27.033 --> 01:00:28.174 He'd be so excited. 01:00:28.194 --> 01:00:35.079 I mean, when his people hear this, it's going to be like electricity buzzing through Bowie Corp. 01:00:35.640 --> 01:00:36.641 Mr. Bowie? 01:00:37.947 --> 01:00:38.587 That's his alarm. 01:00:38.868 --> 01:00:40.068 What was it? 01:00:40.189 --> 01:00:44.792 We've just had word from the Adam and Jo radio show on BBC Six Music that they're prepared to have you on as a guest. 01:00:45.012 --> 01:00:46.633 They haven't had a guest since Lord Roger Moore. 01:00:47.093 --> 01:00:50.475 Lord Sir Roger Moore went on the Adam and Jo show on BBC Six Music. 01:00:50.515 --> 01:00:50.796 He did. 01:00:50.836 --> 01:00:51.516 It was a disaster. 01:00:51.856 --> 01:00:54.778 But still, for Lord Moore, it was an extraordinary privilege. 01:00:54.838 --> 01:00:55.579 Oh, hang on a second. 01:00:55.639 --> 01:00:56.560 I think I heard about this. 01:00:56.960 --> 01:01:00.042 Was this when Jo Cornish was unable to actually speak? 01:01:00.362 --> 01:01:00.622 Yes. 01:01:00.822 --> 01:01:02.784 To Lord Sir Roger because he was so overwhelmed. 01:01:02.884 --> 01:01:03.384 It was brilliant. 01:01:03.424 --> 01:01:05.005 It was very charming and human. 01:01:05.185 --> 01:01:06.046 By his bondosity. 01:01:06.266 --> 01:01:07.607 Yes, it was very sweet. 01:01:07.888 --> 01:01:08.989 Not unprofessional at all. 01:01:10.370 --> 01:01:11.531 Not pathetic, is what I heard. 01:01:11.571 --> 01:01:14.214 No, not pathetically incapable, but very charming and human and sweet. 01:01:14.554 --> 01:01:16.696 But they've said you can go on, Lord Bowie. 01:01:16.936 --> 01:01:18.418 Well, I've got a very busy week coming up. 01:01:18.958 --> 01:01:24.123 I'm doing a couple of installations and also recording a new album with Bubba Mile. 01:01:24.643 --> 01:01:25.704 But I'd love to come in. 01:01:26.025 --> 01:01:30.629 I'll clear my decks and bring in some jungle music. 01:01:30.929 --> 01:01:31.250 Is that OK? 01:01:31.630 --> 01:01:34.832 Yes, we'll call the studio, the producer James, and arrange it now. 01:01:35.392 --> 01:01:36.112 Thank you a lot, Bowie. 01:01:36.813 --> 01:01:37.053 It was. 01:01:37.633 --> 01:01:38.173 It was, it was. 01:01:38.353 --> 01:01:38.854 It was, it was. 01:01:39.554 --> 01:01:39.874 There we are. 01:01:39.894 --> 01:01:41.075 That's what's going to happen. 01:01:41.135 --> 01:01:42.335 Exactly what's going to happen. 01:01:42.355 --> 01:01:45.497 So look forward to that, David Bowie, on the programme next week. 01:01:45.777 --> 01:01:46.297 That's a lie. 01:01:46.317 --> 01:01:46.938 That's not true. 01:01:47.018 --> 01:01:50.560 It's a pathetic dream and it'll never happen in a million years. 01:01:50.580 --> 01:01:53.001 It's a brilliant dream, but it wouldn't come on this show, would it? 01:01:53.201 --> 01:01:56.222 If he was going on the BBC, he'd go on Jonathan or a proper programme. 01:01:56.503 --> 01:01:57.183 Ricky Gervais. 01:01:58.226 --> 01:02:01.308 No, he's got his one... But Gervais doesn't have a program on the BBC. 01:02:01.728 --> 01:02:03.029 I know, but... I just said his name. 01:02:03.049 --> 01:02:03.689 I just said his name. 01:02:04.049 --> 01:02:06.190 But I think that's... With a despondent tone. 01:02:06.310 --> 01:02:08.311 No, but he's got his comedy friend now. 01:02:08.471 --> 01:02:08.892 Oh, I see. 01:02:08.972 --> 01:02:09.972 Yeah, that's his ally. 01:02:09.992 --> 01:02:11.233 Doesn't need to impress anyone else. 01:02:11.333 --> 01:02:11.713 It's true. 01:02:11.773 --> 01:02:12.153 Exactly. 01:02:12.354 --> 01:02:12.794 It's true. 01:02:12.834 --> 01:02:16.256 You know, once you've got Gervais in your locker, that's it. 01:02:16.496 --> 01:02:21.398 Listen, coming up after this next record, some more of your revolting text donations, but this is a free play from 82. 01:02:21.719 --> 01:02:24.380 This is Simple Minds with Promise You A Mirror. 01:02:24.915 --> 01:02:31.282 A Simple Minds from 1982, and listen, I've got to correct some little mistakes I made. 01:02:31.862 --> 01:02:41.872 Simon Martin has kindly mailed in to point out that Takashi Mika didn't, no one's going to care about this apart from me and Simon, but Takashi Mika didn't direct Midnight Meat Train. 01:02:41.892 --> 01:02:45.016 It was Ruhei Kitamura who directed Versus. 01:02:46.597 --> 01:02:48.137 It's a completely different kettle of fish. 01:02:48.157 --> 01:02:49.758 I would say a lot of people would care about it. 01:02:49.778 --> 01:02:53.599 No, but for Asian cinema fans, that's a terrible sleepy Saturday morning mistake. 01:02:53.619 --> 01:02:54.579 For any kind of cinema fan. 01:02:54.599 --> 01:02:57.900 And I think I even said it last week as well, on the podcast one. 01:02:58.760 --> 01:02:58.920 Oh! 01:02:59.080 --> 01:02:59.860 Idiot hole. 01:02:59.920 --> 01:03:00.720 Idiot hole. 01:03:00.800 --> 01:03:03.581 How am I going to hold my head up at nerd conventions? 01:03:03.641 --> 01:03:07.722 I didn't say anything in the week, but my mum immediately was on the phone. 01:03:07.742 --> 01:03:08.062 Was she? 01:03:08.682 --> 01:03:09.862 Joe, did I hear right? 01:03:10.002 --> 01:03:13.243 Did Joe just say that Takashi Miike directed Meat Train? 01:03:13.783 --> 01:03:16.305 Ugh, what an idiot hole! 01:03:17.226 --> 01:03:20.068 It's depressing, I'm sorry, I apologise to your mum. 01:03:20.548 --> 01:03:20.808 Yeah. 01:03:21.729 --> 01:03:23.750 Anyway, listen, it's time for some more Texanations. 01:03:23.790 --> 01:03:26.252 Here's another extraordinary listener made Jingle, right? 01:03:26.532 --> 01:03:28.393 Yes, this is from someone called Zav. 01:03:28.434 --> 01:03:31.596 I don't know if it's not Zavi, is it? 01:03:31.636 --> 01:03:32.837 Otherwise he'd be going out of business. 01:03:34.238 --> 01:03:34.618 Shut up. 01:03:34.978 --> 01:03:40.202 This is Zav's Jingle and it's a kind of a Stephen Hawking type Texanation effort. 01:03:42.223 --> 01:03:44.406 What if I don't want to? 01:03:44.646 --> 01:03:45.967 Is that a problem? 01:03:46.007 --> 01:03:46.468 It doesn't matter. 01:03:52.853 --> 01:03:54.074 Wow, it's frightening, isn't it? 01:03:54.094 --> 01:04:02.858 It's both of those jingles we've used this morning, sort of portender future of kind of very crappy robots taking over. 01:04:02.938 --> 01:04:05.740 Radiohead style technological alienation. 01:04:05.780 --> 01:04:18.986 Wouldn't that be disappointing if instead of a sort of sexy Terminator style apocalyptic future, there was a sort of Steve Jobs, PC World sort of laptop style takeover and they all spoke like those automatic voices. 01:04:20.428 --> 01:04:21.714 I think it would be exciting and fun. 01:04:21.734 --> 01:04:23.000 It would be more dealable, wouldn't it? 01:04:23.040 --> 01:04:23.582 Less frightening. 01:04:23.993 --> 01:04:25.854 Well, at least you would know who was who. 01:04:26.154 --> 01:04:31.176 The scary thing is when you can't tell who's human and who's a robot. 01:04:31.196 --> 01:04:32.696 Well, that's not going to happen for a bit, is it? 01:04:32.716 --> 01:04:34.997 Because the voices are still very synthesized. 01:04:35.017 --> 01:04:35.477 Yeah. 01:04:36.677 --> 01:04:43.880 Anyway, Text the Nation this week is about sort of disgusting personal habits that you have that you do almost subconsciously in company. 01:04:44.180 --> 01:04:50.022 We were talking a little bit about we were just getting to the whole area of smelling things before. 01:04:50.442 --> 01:04:52.043 Are you someone that smells your socks? 01:04:52.623 --> 01:04:52.943 No. 01:04:53.463 --> 01:05:02.586 One of the nice bits in A Fish Call Wonder is when John Cleese's character Archie Leach is sat on his bed and they're sort of illustrating the passionless marriage that he has. 01:05:03.186 --> 01:05:09.648 And he sort of very robotically sits down on his bed, removes his socks and just gives them a little sniff before climbing into bed. 01:05:11.208 --> 01:05:12.930 And it's something that I've done. 01:05:12.970 --> 01:05:14.691 Have you never done that? 01:05:14.771 --> 01:05:16.433 To see whether they need washing or not. 01:05:16.913 --> 01:05:17.553 Is that the theory? 01:05:17.573 --> 01:05:18.494 I might do that, yeah. 01:05:18.574 --> 01:05:22.838 Or sniff the underarm of a used shirt to see whether you can get another day. 01:05:22.858 --> 01:05:24.039 Get another day out of it. 01:05:24.519 --> 01:05:27.621 Well, I always assume that it's going to need washing. 01:05:27.661 --> 01:05:30.464 Sometimes I just like to have a little sniff out of curiosity. 01:05:31.284 --> 01:05:34.006 Here's some stuff we've had from listeners. 01:05:35.226 --> 01:05:36.867 Mimi says, I have a habit. 01:05:37.567 --> 01:05:38.668 I have an habit. 01:05:39.288 --> 01:05:40.749 Now that's the correct English, isn't it? 01:05:40.769 --> 01:05:43.750 Because habit begins with H. I have an habit. 01:05:44.191 --> 01:05:46.832 And discovered that we are a lot to do it. 01:05:47.552 --> 01:05:50.134 I smell the sweat created by my watch on my wrist. 01:05:50.494 --> 01:05:53.395 It's addictive when you start to smell it, it's difficult to get away from it. 01:05:53.936 --> 01:05:56.157 This is something people used to do at school, didn't they? 01:05:56.957 --> 01:06:00.499 Especially with leather watch straps, they can build up quite a stinky little sweater. 01:06:00.999 --> 01:06:01.780 And I've never done that. 01:06:01.820 --> 01:06:03.060 It's a nice stink, is it? 01:06:03.281 --> 01:06:03.821 No, it's not. 01:06:03.861 --> 01:06:04.481 It's unpleasant. 01:06:04.541 --> 01:06:05.522 But you see, this is the thing. 01:06:05.542 --> 01:06:06.582 You keep coming back for it. 01:06:06.702 --> 01:06:09.524 It's like smelling your own airborne toxic events. 01:06:09.544 --> 01:06:11.305 There's something fascinating about it. 01:06:11.596 --> 01:06:13.658 Yeah, here's one from Erica. 01:06:14.039 --> 01:06:24.370 I like, like, really truly enjoy when I'm alone trying not to swallow my spit and seeing how much I can keep in my mouth before I drool on myself. 01:06:24.911 --> 01:06:27.193 Wow, I do remember that from when I was little. 01:06:27.273 --> 01:06:27.613 Do you? 01:06:27.754 --> 01:06:27.954 Yeah. 01:06:28.574 --> 01:06:31.956 Erica, are you sure Erica isn't in some sort of an institution? 01:06:32.016 --> 01:06:33.537 Like a big lake of spittle. 01:06:33.957 --> 01:06:34.818 I do remember that. 01:06:34.838 --> 01:06:47.946 The other one, of course, is after you've drunk some kind of chemically fizzy pop, your spit gets a certain consistency that enables you to do very long drools, which you can then retract into your mouth. 01:06:48.266 --> 01:06:49.486 That's a slightly different thing. 01:06:49.547 --> 01:06:49.847 Lovely. 01:06:50.947 --> 01:07:00.332 Joe on her way to Cornwall, I think it's a her because it's a JO, says my husband, and she's got a husband, well, anyway, let's do it. 01:07:00.372 --> 01:07:07.356 My husband was once given a keyring with his friend's long toenail on it, which he'd grown especially for it. 01:07:07.516 --> 01:07:09.917 So he'd grown his toenail extra long and turned it into a keyring. 01:07:10.077 --> 01:07:11.978 Toenail as well, that's grim. 01:07:12.358 --> 01:07:16.741 Jim from Wrexham, I pick out the open inverted commas iGold. 01:07:17.401 --> 01:07:20.785 close inverted commas and subconsciously mid conversation and eat it. 01:07:21.646 --> 01:07:23.088 Oh, I've never heard of anyone actually eating. 01:07:23.128 --> 01:07:24.089 No, that's peculiar. 01:07:24.129 --> 01:07:25.330 I'd like to know what it tastes like. 01:07:25.350 --> 01:07:25.590 Eye gold. 01:07:25.610 --> 01:07:27.773 He's talking about sleep, some people call it, don't they? 01:07:27.793 --> 01:07:29.174 Yeah, that builds up and you're right. 01:07:29.295 --> 01:07:29.715 Eye gunk. 01:07:30.476 --> 01:07:31.537 Here's an extraordinary one. 01:07:31.557 --> 01:07:31.858 Eye gold. 01:07:32.898 --> 01:07:35.659 This is anonymous, I think, for reasons that'll become obvious. 01:07:36.179 --> 01:07:43.741 When he's watching TV, my step-dad likes to regurgitate bits of dinner into his mouth, not so subtly disguised as coughing. 01:07:44.201 --> 01:07:48.702 He then chews on whatever treasures he's found and swallows it back down. 01:07:49.083 --> 01:07:52.864 He thinks no-one's watching, but me and my sister know exactly what's going on. 01:07:53.384 --> 01:07:58.085 He's probably pleased when we have to leave the room in disgust so he can carry on with more gusto. 01:08:00.595 --> 01:08:01.596 That's pretty revolting. 01:08:01.616 --> 01:08:02.656 That is a good one. 01:08:02.676 --> 01:08:03.416 That was one amazing one. 01:08:03.436 --> 01:08:04.117 Have you never done that? 01:08:05.177 --> 01:08:07.018 Oh, everyone's done that, I think. 01:08:07.058 --> 01:08:07.939 And you pick your teeth. 01:08:07.979 --> 01:08:09.400 I mean, you're not going to spit it out, are you? 01:08:09.420 --> 01:08:10.580 You just give it a little munch. 01:08:10.620 --> 01:08:11.501 And you do pretend. 01:08:11.521 --> 01:08:15.543 The thing is that you get busted every now and again, right? 01:08:16.323 --> 01:08:18.344 Because everyone knows you finished your meal a while ago. 01:08:18.384 --> 01:08:20.145 Suddenly, why is he chewing still? 01:08:20.845 --> 01:08:22.406 Well, it's the idea of this guy coughing. 01:08:23.267 --> 01:08:26.188 And then the little dramatic pause you'd leave. 01:08:26.208 --> 01:08:28.249 Don't do it straight away, because that's too obvious. 01:08:28.289 --> 01:08:29.390 You'd leave a little pause, and then 01:08:31.278 --> 01:08:32.598 Then to the truth! 01:08:32.798 --> 01:08:34.099 Sometimes it's quite welcome. 01:08:34.759 --> 01:08:35.899 What, for the people around you? 01:08:36.179 --> 01:08:37.800 No, for the person who is second to Bill. 01:08:37.820 --> 01:08:38.160 Of course. 01:08:38.200 --> 01:08:38.840 Second course. 01:08:38.900 --> 01:08:39.821 It's tasty, yeah. 01:08:40.801 --> 01:08:44.062 But listen, here's the most revolting one from John in Hounslow. 01:08:44.962 --> 01:08:49.503 I used to have a disgusting habit, which I ceased upon quitting eating watsits. 01:08:50.084 --> 01:08:58.506 While eating the delicious salty puffs, I would chew plenty at once, then grab a fresh watsit and spit out the chewed up mass of mash. 01:08:58.806 --> 01:09:04.790 cheesy puff gunk into a sort of ball on the end, so it resembled a savoury lollipop. 01:09:05.270 --> 01:09:05.810 Oh, sorry. 01:09:06.671 --> 01:09:10.113 My computer just restarted in absolute revulsion. 01:09:10.153 --> 01:09:14.235 Then I placed it back into the packet and let it solidify over a few minutes. 01:09:14.755 --> 01:09:15.796 Then I would eat it again. 01:09:16.336 --> 01:09:20.599 It had a different texture and tasted like a glorious treat I made up myself. 01:09:21.119 --> 01:09:22.880 Sweet baby Christmas practice. 01:09:22.900 --> 01:09:24.541 Observers were known to throw up. 01:09:26.722 --> 01:09:34.327 That's amazing that's like a whole new manufacturing process I mean that is that's that's that's sort of going into animal kingdom behavior. 01:09:34.387 --> 01:09:54.561 It really that's going on That's becoming subhuman mother nature has not gotten anything like that, and it's amazing locker It's coming in the text number is 6 4 0 4 6 will revisit that in in you know 15 or 20 minutes or so and the email is Adam and Joe as if that's an attractive proposition don't excited about 01:09:55.521 --> 01:09:59.483 Adamandjo.6musicatbbc.co.uk. 01:09:59.563 --> 01:10:02.185 Right now here's the Animal Collective with Summertime Clothes. 01:10:03.085 --> 01:10:03.926 It's very offensive. 01:10:05.466 --> 01:10:06.247 Yeah how rude. 01:10:06.487 --> 01:10:07.167 How very rude. 01:10:07.347 --> 01:10:07.988 How rude. 01:10:08.488 --> 01:10:10.229 I'm beginning to look a bit like Morrissey. 01:10:11.016 --> 01:10:11.497 Do you think? 01:10:12.458 --> 01:10:15.441 That's not a particularly self-effacing thing to say, is it? 01:10:15.501 --> 01:10:16.282 He's quite a handsome man. 01:10:16.302 --> 01:10:17.082 No, he is handsome. 01:10:17.583 --> 01:10:19.205 I know that self-aggrandizing in a way. 01:10:19.225 --> 01:10:20.226 People are obsessed with him. 01:10:20.346 --> 01:10:23.229 I'd be lucky if I looked as good as Maurice. 01:10:23.589 --> 01:10:30.036 But in that stage he's got to now where he's widening in a nice way. 01:10:30.236 --> 01:10:31.197 He looks good wider. 01:10:31.578 --> 01:10:33.039 Yeah, everyone looks good wider. 01:10:33.199 --> 01:10:33.660 Yeah, you reckon? 01:10:34.136 --> 01:10:34.416 Right? 01:10:36.078 --> 01:10:38.721 Okay, it's time for another kind of a feature. 01:10:38.781 --> 01:10:40.343 We've turned this into a sort of a feature. 01:10:40.363 --> 01:10:41.804 We started out as a text donation. 01:10:41.944 --> 01:10:53.697 I can't remember how it started out, but anyway, it's turned into a sort of feature because people keep sending in their ideas for songs, pop songs they customize in order to fit in with various things they might be doing. 01:10:53.737 --> 01:10:55.599 We call this pop-propriation. 01:10:56.314 --> 01:11:01.238 Yeah, sort of to soundtrack mundane tasks, you customise a popular lyric. 01:11:01.318 --> 01:11:02.900 I've done a little jingle for it, even. 01:11:03.220 --> 01:11:03.540 Uh-oh. 01:11:03.680 --> 01:11:07.824 This might be one of these jingles that gets played once and never again, because it's a little bit weird. 01:11:07.844 --> 01:11:08.885 Do you want to hear it? 01:11:09.025 --> 01:11:09.585 Yes, I do. 01:11:09.625 --> 01:11:09.946 Here it is. 01:11:11.387 --> 01:11:16.531 I like to change the lyrics of songs from time to time. 01:11:16.571 --> 01:11:22.276 Lock the taskbar to make them refer to things I do. 01:11:25.683 --> 01:11:37.457 I call it population and as far as I'm aware it isn't a crime I wonder if it's something you do too 01:11:43.882 --> 01:11:45.423 It's a little groove I put together. 01:11:45.703 --> 01:11:47.184 Now, have you got a new jam back there? 01:11:47.244 --> 01:11:49.025 I did that from scratch. 01:11:49.385 --> 01:11:49.645 Did you? 01:11:49.725 --> 01:11:50.786 I created the whole thing. 01:11:50.806 --> 01:11:51.627 I created the beat. 01:11:51.707 --> 01:11:53.007 Where's that synth sound coming from? 01:11:53.027 --> 01:11:55.389 I plugged it in. 01:11:55.989 --> 01:11:56.469 What do you mean? 01:11:56.529 --> 01:11:58.010 I plugged in a keyboard. 01:11:58.110 --> 01:11:59.331 Oh, that's actually from a keyboard. 01:11:59.511 --> 01:12:00.432 That's a nice sound. 01:12:00.472 --> 01:12:03.073 I've got to get my hands on some of those squidgy synth sounds. 01:12:03.093 --> 01:12:04.414 That's in your basic garage band. 01:12:04.454 --> 01:12:04.774 Is it? 01:12:04.874 --> 01:12:05.335 I think so. 01:12:06.275 --> 01:12:24.202 found it surely it's an interesting conversation though isn't it people ask us people email us from time to time and say I saw one of your jingles that the music from one of your jingles being used on another program they've nicked it off you that's because they're all copyright free widely available loops that all lazy broadcasters 01:12:24.742 --> 01:12:30.125 From time to time, like for that jingle that we just played, they're constructed from scratch but that's fairly rare. 01:12:30.626 --> 01:12:35.028 Usually we just get loops and stuff that are freely available to everyone in GarageBand and sing over them. 01:12:35.048 --> 01:12:36.209 That's good though man, that sounds good. 01:12:36.229 --> 01:12:38.530 Thanks man. 01:12:38.550 --> 01:12:41.932 And it introduces the premise brilliantly so everyone will understand where we're at. 01:12:41.952 --> 01:12:43.093 Do you want to kick off with one then? 01:12:43.453 --> 01:12:44.954 Yes, so let's see. 01:12:45.054 --> 01:12:49.556 Here is one that came in from... I was feeling there. 01:12:49.696 --> 01:12:50.696 It's good, man. 01:12:50.796 --> 01:12:51.517 This is from Grant. 01:12:51.617 --> 01:12:55.238 I love that song. 01:12:55.639 --> 01:13:07.684 Dear Adam and Jo, just thought I'd drop you a note to let you know of another example of songs mutated into mundane activities in the same way as locking the taskbar, which a lot of people emailed us about. 01:13:07.804 --> 01:13:09.045 Lock the taskbar. 01:13:09.805 --> 01:13:22.774 Every month I have to endure the mindless tedium of completing my expenses claim, part of which is the need to supply my lovely colleagues in finance, with all types of fuel receipts detailing whether or not my company can claim back on the VAT. 01:13:23.095 --> 01:13:32.061 The tediousness of this chore is lightened considerably by the singing of, to the tune of This is Not America by David Bowie, This is not of that receipt. 01:13:32.481 --> 01:13:32.962 No! 01:13:33.582 --> 01:13:34.263 This is not. 01:13:35.103 --> 01:13:36.384 La, la, la, la, la, la. 01:13:36.625 --> 01:13:38.146 Little piece of receipt. 01:13:39.127 --> 01:13:42.110 Little piece of bill has gone. 01:13:42.130 --> 01:13:43.672 Oh, I love that song. 01:13:43.912 --> 01:13:44.653 I'll try that next week. 01:13:44.993 --> 01:13:47.916 He says, knowing your love of David Bowie, I thought this might amuse. 01:13:47.936 --> 01:13:48.757 Thanks for the show, he says. 01:13:48.777 --> 01:13:49.097 Thanks, Grant. 01:13:50.919 --> 01:13:51.840 Thanks for listening, Grant. 01:13:51.860 --> 01:13:54.142 This is one from Marc Loege. 01:13:54.583 --> 01:13:55.424 L-O-G-U-E. 01:13:55.744 --> 01:13:57.646 Loege. 01:13:58.226 --> 01:13:59.027 Logue. 01:13:59.387 --> 01:14:00.168 Here's one from Marc Logue. 01:14:00.669 --> 01:14:07.195 A director friend of mine used to sit in with me while editing videos, singing, All you ever do is digitize. 01:14:07.816 --> 01:14:10.699 To the tune of All You Ever Do is criticized by Alexander O'Neill. 01:14:10.739 --> 01:14:11.379 That's a good one. 01:14:11.399 --> 01:14:12.180 That is a good one. 01:14:12.861 --> 01:14:14.482 All you ever... Matt Botty. 01:14:15.243 --> 01:14:15.863 Matt Botty. 01:14:15.924 --> 01:14:16.744 That's a good name, isn't it? 01:14:16.864 --> 01:14:17.985 Yeah, not shiny Botty. 01:14:18.105 --> 01:14:18.945 No, Matt. 01:14:19.205 --> 01:14:22.627 He's got a special spray to take the shine off. 01:14:22.808 --> 01:14:23.308 Matt Botty. 01:14:23.368 --> 01:14:24.208 How's Botty? 01:14:24.288 --> 01:14:24.649 Botty? 01:14:25.169 --> 01:14:25.809 Bot it's spelled. 01:14:25.869 --> 01:14:26.129 Botty. 01:14:26.209 --> 01:14:27.230 B-O-T-T-Y. 01:14:27.670 --> 01:14:28.391 It's the proper Botty. 01:14:29.511 --> 01:14:31.292 Matt Botty says, hi Adam, hi Joe. 01:14:32.293 --> 01:14:35.315 I've just realised I have a tasty song that I sing when eating hummus. 01:14:35.915 --> 01:14:36.836 Poor Matt Botty. 01:14:36.916 --> 01:14:38.016 Sorry to put you through that. 01:14:38.056 --> 01:14:40.158 He must have been gone through that all his whole life. 01:14:40.238 --> 01:14:40.758 Well, of course. 01:14:40.798 --> 01:14:42.379 Here's another couple of idiots doing it. 01:14:42.819 --> 01:14:46.241 Come on bottoms, body face, body man. 01:14:46.782 --> 01:14:49.283 Obviously he's going to get that, otherwise he'd change his name. 01:14:49.464 --> 01:14:50.684 He's happy to be a body. 01:14:50.704 --> 01:14:51.245 Do you think? 01:14:51.325 --> 01:14:51.765 I hope so. 01:14:52.726 --> 01:14:53.706 Anyway, hummus. 01:14:54.167 --> 01:14:54.707 Hummus, right? 01:14:54.727 --> 01:15:01.812 When he's eating hummus, he sings, hummus, hummus, moonlight sleeping on the midnight lake. 01:15:02.432 --> 01:15:03.112 What's that? 01:15:03.152 --> 01:15:03.792 What's that? 01:15:03.892 --> 01:15:04.473 What's that? 01:15:04.633 --> 01:15:05.233 What's that? 01:15:05.273 --> 01:15:06.073 What's that? 01:15:06.113 --> 01:15:06.853 What's that? 01:15:06.873 --> 01:15:07.113 What's that? 01:15:07.133 --> 01:15:07.573 What's that? 01:15:07.593 --> 01:15:08.393 What's that? 01:15:08.413 --> 01:15:09.154 What's that? 01:15:09.174 --> 01:15:09.794 What's that? 01:15:09.814 --> 01:15:10.034 What's that? 01:15:10.074 --> 01:15:10.734 What's that? 01:15:10.754 --> 01:15:11.114 What's that? 01:15:11.134 --> 01:15:11.414 What's that? 01:15:11.434 --> 01:15:12.034 What's that? 01:15:12.054 --> 01:15:12.374 What's that? 01:15:12.394 --> 01:15:12.754 What's that? 01:15:12.775 --> 01:15:13.215 What's that? 01:15:13.455 --> 01:15:13.775 What's that? 01:15:13.795 --> 01:15:14.055 What's that? 01:15:14.075 --> 01:15:14.595 What's that? 01:15:14.635 --> 01:15:15.375 What's that? 01:15:15.395 --> 01:15:15.775 What's that? 01:15:15.855 --> 01:15:16.335 What's that? 01:15:16.375 --> 01:15:17.236 What's that? 01:15:17.256 --> 01:15:17.556 What's that? 01:15:17.576 --> 01:15:18.116 What's that? 01:15:18.176 --> 01:15:18.836 What's that? 01:15:18.856 --> 01:15:19.176 What's that? 01:15:19.216 --> 01:15:19.496 What's that? 01:15:19.516 --> 01:15:19.816 What's that? 01:15:28.078 --> 01:15:42.288 David, whose email address refers to him as The Rock 2606, says, dear Adam and Jo, when putting my socks on, I often find myself singing, put your socks on, put your socks on, baby. 01:15:42.508 --> 01:15:43.569 Yeah. 01:15:43.669 --> 01:15:46.211 To the tune of Rocks by Primal Scream. 01:15:46.251 --> 01:15:47.112 That's a useful one. 01:15:47.132 --> 01:15:48.973 And people do that with their crocs as well. 01:15:49.033 --> 01:15:49.853 I've had a lot of parents. 01:15:49.873 --> 01:15:50.374 That's true. 01:15:50.394 --> 01:15:52.535 We may have even read that out in the past. 01:15:52.595 --> 01:15:52.815 Yeah. 01:15:52.915 --> 01:15:56.418 When parents are helping the children on with their crocs, especially in the summertime. 01:15:56.638 --> 01:15:59.660 Get your crocs on, get your crocs on, honey. 01:16:00.260 --> 01:16:02.402 Here's an insanely obscure one, right? 01:16:02.442 --> 01:16:06.365 This just made me chuckle because it was like there's no way in the world anyone could relate to this. 01:16:06.705 --> 01:16:08.386 This is from Gerard in Worcestershire. 01:16:08.826 --> 01:16:13.209 He says, I'm currently reading the book Liberty and Tyranny by Mark R. Levin. 01:16:13.549 --> 01:16:19.914 And whenever I pick it up, I sing, Liberty always remained a priority, lest we forget about tyranny. 01:16:20.114 --> 01:16:26.038 I'm just making that tune up because he says it's the tune of Homesick by Floridian popish punk band Inspection 12. 01:16:28.819 --> 01:16:35.502 As if anyone would know, except for the members of Inspection 12 and Gerard himself, what the tune was of that. 01:16:36.522 --> 01:16:38.663 That's good though, it's good to get that kind of thing out there. 01:16:38.903 --> 01:16:43.865 Liberty always remained a priority, lest we forget about tyranny! 01:16:44.185 --> 01:16:46.986 We're providing an important service to that listener, what's his name? 01:16:47.466 --> 01:16:47.926 Gerard. 01:16:48.207 --> 01:16:50.587 Yeah, and a sort of a disservice to everybody else. 01:16:52.321 --> 01:16:52.881 So there you go. 01:16:52.901 --> 01:16:53.641 Have you got any more there? 01:16:53.981 --> 01:16:54.502 Not really. 01:16:54.522 --> 01:17:01.324 There's another one here, but I think these are at their best when they appropriate popular rock songs, not Disney songs. 01:17:01.704 --> 01:17:02.164 Oh, come on. 01:17:02.184 --> 01:17:02.624 Let's have it. 01:17:03.104 --> 01:17:05.185 This is from Richard Phippen. 01:17:05.485 --> 01:17:08.686 When in a good mood and really chuffed to be at home after a long commute. 01:17:09.066 --> 01:17:09.846 And I mean that. 01:17:10.066 --> 01:17:12.106 I don't sing this unless I'm in a great mood. 01:17:12.467 --> 01:17:14.647 I like to sing to the tune of Snow White's Hi Ho. 01:17:15.127 --> 01:17:15.567 I'm home. 01:17:16.048 --> 01:17:16.488 I'm home. 01:17:16.908 --> 01:17:17.748 I'm home. 01:17:17.808 --> 01:17:18.208 I'm home. 01:17:18.668 --> 01:17:20.429 I'm changing into comfy clothes. 01:17:20.489 --> 01:17:20.889 I'm home. 01:17:21.409 --> 01:17:22.670 I'm home, I'm home, I'm home. 01:17:22.690 --> 01:17:23.450 I'm home. 01:17:23.771 --> 01:17:24.611 That's very nice. 01:17:24.631 --> 01:17:25.031 That's nice. 01:17:25.151 --> 01:17:26.392 I can do that myself now. 01:17:26.712 --> 01:17:28.053 When I get home today, I'm gonna sing that. 01:17:28.113 --> 01:17:29.074 He works for Beast Guy B. 01:17:29.975 --> 01:17:31.216 Oh yeah, do they even exist still? 01:17:31.556 --> 01:17:32.157 Yeah, yeah. 01:17:32.177 --> 01:17:33.057 Oh yeah, good. 01:17:33.197 --> 01:17:33.598 They do. 01:17:33.778 --> 01:17:34.218 What a relief. 01:17:34.538 --> 01:17:37.920 Thanks very much for those, and you know, we'd love more if you have them. 01:17:38.201 --> 01:17:38.761 Keep them coming in. 01:17:38.801 --> 01:17:41.203 It's going to be a sort of bi-weekly regular feature. 01:17:41.323 --> 01:17:41.843 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 01:17:41.863 --> 01:17:43.844 Kind of thing, so do send more if you'd like to. 01:17:43.904 --> 01:17:52.050 The email address is adamandjoe.sixmusic at bbc.co.uk, and that's the number six, not the word six. 01:17:52.070 --> 01:17:54.291 Ugh, why would you think it was the word six? 01:17:54.652 --> 01:17:56.293 It's a little bit of Jamie T, right? 01:17:56.313 --> 01:17:57.193 This is Sticks on Stogs. 01:17:57.253 --> 01:17:58.214 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 01:17:59.321 --> 01:18:02.902 Yeah, that was Jamie T with a record that he'd done. 01:18:03.042 --> 01:18:04.603 Sticks and Stones, that was called. 01:18:04.623 --> 01:18:04.943 Well done. 01:18:05.063 --> 01:18:13.165 Jumping in there, that's out June the 29th and his debut album Panic Prevention was shortlisted as one of the 12 nominees for the Mercury Music Prize in 2007. 01:18:14.805 --> 01:18:17.146 I just got a text from the comedian Tony Law. 01:18:17.286 --> 01:18:17.586 Did you? 01:18:17.906 --> 01:18:25.649 And he says, to the tune of the Soviet anthem, when changing nappies, I sing to my son, changing your diaper, changing your diaper. 01:18:25.689 --> 01:18:27.229 How does the Soviet anthem... I've no idea. 01:18:27.469 --> 01:18:30.592 I know we were too ignorant to know that, Tony, and on and on. 01:18:30.712 --> 01:18:32.193 Tony from Islington, thanks for that. 01:18:32.674 --> 01:18:38.319 So listen, some of you might know that we have a podcast of this show that kind of highlights highlights. 01:18:38.399 --> 01:18:39.720 Is that the right way to describe them? 01:18:39.760 --> 01:18:51.691 The sort of moments that sustain to any reasonable degree, and they're all stitched together and available on iTunes and via the BBC website and all sorts of different sources on a Monday evening at about five. 01:18:53.092 --> 01:18:59.777 And we have a thing we do at the beginning of the podcast where we sing a famous song using our names as the lyrics. 01:19:00.237 --> 01:19:02.139 It gets crazy and brilliant. 01:19:02.819 --> 01:19:10.144 And, you know, it sort of came out of the fact that we were just stuck for ways to say hello and things got stupider and stupid. 01:19:10.164 --> 01:19:17.429 We started making stupid noises and shouting and then it turned into singing and now people suggest different songs that we can customize. 01:19:17.449 --> 01:19:20.111 It's awful and we're embarrassed about it, but it happens. 01:19:20.771 --> 01:19:24.993 And somebody sent in, have you got the details of the chap, fellow? 01:19:25.193 --> 01:19:25.893 Oh, have I got them? 01:19:25.913 --> 01:19:26.653 Oh, yeah, here we go. 01:19:27.113 --> 01:19:34.616 A fellow called Tom Walker sent us in his own version of this sort of song sung with our names in it. 01:19:34.776 --> 01:19:37.717 This is going to sound very self-indulgent out of the context of the podcast. 01:19:37.757 --> 01:19:45.220 Well, we should give them an example, like if you've never heard the podcast before, we did to the tune of The Good, The Bad and The Ugly. 01:19:45.700 --> 01:19:46.001 Ugly? 01:19:46.241 --> 01:19:46.501 Ugly. 01:19:51.962 --> 01:19:54.303 That kind of thing. 01:19:54.643 --> 01:20:03.949 This guy that listens to the podcast, Tom Walker, has sent in his own version of it and why don't we not tell listeners what tune he's singing and see if anyone can actually tell. 01:20:04.089 --> 01:20:09.953 Do you think he's singing a famous tune, or in his world it's famous, 01:20:10.413 --> 01:20:11.874 And in mine as well, I have to say. 01:20:11.894 --> 01:20:14.637 Do you reckon anyone could actually guess this one? 01:20:14.657 --> 01:20:15.798 Well, that's what I'm saying. 01:20:15.818 --> 01:20:17.779 That we shouldn't tell them what tune he's singing. 01:20:17.799 --> 01:20:19.241 See if anyone can guess it. 01:20:20.342 --> 01:20:21.563 His name is Tom Walker. 01:20:21.803 --> 01:20:26.127 And yeah, so he's replaced the... In fact, this is a piece of music without lyrics. 01:20:26.207 --> 01:20:32.672 So he's just singing the tune and using the words Adam and Joe to, you know, as kind of fill-in words. 01:20:33.092 --> 01:20:33.633 But here it is. 01:20:33.893 --> 01:20:35.735 Do you know what tune he's singing here, listeners? 01:20:36.355 --> 01:20:47.050 Adam Jo Adam Jo Jo Adam Jo Jo Jo Adam Jo Adam Jo Jo Adam Jo Jo Jo Adam Jo Adam Jo Jo Adam Jo 01:20:49.372 --> 01:21:15.009 Adam Jo Jo Jo Adam Jo Jo Adam Jo Jo Adam Jo Jo Adam Jo Jo Jo Adam Jo Jo Adam Jo Jo Jo Adam Jo Jo Jo Adam Jo Jo Jo Adam Jo Jo Jo Adam Jo Jo Adam Jo Jo Adam Jo Jo Adam Jo Jo Adam Jo Jo Adam Jo Jo Adam Jo Adam Jo Adam Jo Adam Jo Adam Jo Adam Jo Adam Jo Adam Jo Adam Jo Adam Jo Adam Jo Adam Jo Adam Jo Adam Jo Adam Jo Adam Jo Adam Jo Adam Jo Adam Jo Adam Jo Adam Jo Adam Jo Adam Jo Adam Jo Adam Jo Adam Jo Adam Jo Adam Jo Adam Jo Adam Jo Adam Jo Adam Jo Adam Jo Adam Jo Adam Jo Adam Jo Adam Jo Adam Jo Adam Jo Adam Jo Adam Jo Adam Jo Adam Jo Adam Jo Adam Jo Adam Jo Adam Jo Adam Jo Adam Jo Adam Jo Adam Jo Adam Jo Adam Jo Adam Jo Adam Jo Adam Jo Adam Jo Adam Jo Adam Jo Adam Jo Adam Jo Adam Jo Adam Jo Adam Jo Adam Jo Adam Jo Adam Jo Adam Jo Adam Jo Adam Jo Adam Jo Adam Jo Adam Jo Adam Jo Adam Jo Adam Jo Adam Jo Adam Jo Adam Jo Adam Jo Adam Jo Adam Jo Adam Jo Adam Jo Adam Jo 01:21:15.709 --> 01:21:16.829 Are we going to tell people what it is? 01:21:16.869 --> 01:21:17.790 No, I don't think you should. 01:21:17.830 --> 01:21:19.350 I think you should wait to see if anyone gets it. 01:21:19.370 --> 01:21:20.311 OK, let's play a record. 01:21:20.351 --> 01:21:24.752 And this is not a competition because they're evil and illegal in the castle. 01:21:24.772 --> 01:21:25.992 And there's no prizes available. 01:21:26.012 --> 01:21:27.533 This is just for fun. 01:21:27.633 --> 01:21:28.593 Just have a fun guess. 01:21:28.693 --> 01:21:29.794 And what fun it is. 01:21:29.834 --> 01:21:31.914 I think a lot of people are going to know what that is immediately. 01:21:31.954 --> 01:21:33.635 But you were quite baffled by it, weren't you, Buckles? 01:21:33.735 --> 01:21:34.615 I knew what it was. 01:21:34.775 --> 01:21:37.916 I mean, you know, he told me what the tune was before I started listening to it. 01:21:37.976 --> 01:21:39.917 But you couldn't detect that tune in those noises. 01:21:39.937 --> 01:21:40.997 Made no sense to me. 01:21:41.157 --> 01:21:42.898 Well, here's a bit of music to tide us over. 01:21:43.018 --> 01:21:49.865 This is a free choice and this is a band called the Apples in Stereo with a summary tune called Stream Running Over. 01:21:49.925 --> 01:21:50.205 Enjoy! 01:21:50.862 --> 01:21:53.983 That's the apples in stereo with stream running over. 01:21:54.263 --> 01:22:00.005 Thanks to everybody who's texted us in response to the non guessing game competition quiz type thing we just did. 01:22:00.385 --> 01:22:02.966 It was of course the theme to Super Mario. 01:22:03.366 --> 01:22:06.386 We got about 25 texts with the correct answer. 01:22:07.127 --> 01:22:11.128 Only one wrong answer from Stefan Wolverhampton who says it's play days. 01:22:11.448 --> 01:22:12.548 It's the play bus theme. 01:22:14.869 --> 01:22:15.989 OK, it's just gone 11 30. 01:22:16.529 --> 01:22:17.770 It's time now for the news. 01:22:18.770 --> 01:22:23.495 Nice to hear the smiley, hairy voice of Damon Gough there. 01:22:23.595 --> 01:22:27.879 Badly drawn boy with you were right. 01:22:27.899 --> 01:22:35.867 A friend of mine has a good inverted name for Susan Boyle that maybe everyone's thought of but just reversing the first letter so she's called Boozen Soil. 01:22:36.567 --> 01:22:36.687 Aww. 01:22:37.448 --> 01:22:40.209 She sort of does look a bit like she's made of booze and soil. 01:22:40.389 --> 01:22:40.489 Yeah. 01:22:40.509 --> 01:22:41.029 Is that rude? 01:22:41.049 --> 01:22:41.930 Well, it technically is rude. 01:22:41.950 --> 01:22:42.810 It is technically rude, isn't it? 01:22:42.830 --> 01:22:44.191 It wouldn't take it to her face, would you? 01:22:44.251 --> 01:22:44.751 No, I wouldn't. 01:22:45.251 --> 01:22:46.452 That's the definition of rude. 01:22:46.472 --> 01:22:47.912 That is the definition of rude. 01:22:47.992 --> 01:22:50.413 Maybe I would set her face. 01:22:50.573 --> 01:22:51.874 There's been a sort of a... Sorry. 01:22:52.034 --> 01:23:01.776 Well, I was going to say I've missed out on all the BGT action this week because I've been rehearsing for this show I'm doing and my TV doesn't work in the house I'm staying in. 01:23:02.356 --> 01:23:03.237 So I haven't been able to see anything. 01:23:03.257 --> 01:23:07.518 There's been a sort of a war in the cornballs household because I hate sport. 01:23:07.658 --> 01:23:09.458 I don't hate it, but I dislike it. 01:23:09.638 --> 01:23:10.518 Yeah, you're bored by it. 01:23:10.578 --> 01:23:10.838 Yeah. 01:23:11.178 --> 01:23:12.719 And my girlfriend loves it. 01:23:12.999 --> 01:23:13.799 She loves the footy. 01:23:14.059 --> 01:23:14.479 It's weird. 01:23:14.519 --> 01:23:19.381 It's a weird sort of gender reversal that would confuse advertisers. 01:23:20.882 --> 01:23:27.785 And so I've been very much supporting Britain's Got Talent and you know the sport of stupid showbiz. 01:23:28.025 --> 01:23:28.225 Yeah. 01:23:28.745 --> 01:23:30.706 And of course there were big finals last weekend. 01:23:30.726 --> 01:23:32.607 There was the big football final. 01:23:32.627 --> 01:23:34.968 Get emotional just thinking about it. 01:23:34.988 --> 01:23:37.249 The footy cup, the king of the ball. 01:23:37.269 --> 01:23:37.709 What was it? 01:23:39.950 --> 01:23:43.671 Barcelona versus Manu for the King of Coventry. 01:23:43.771 --> 01:23:44.251 What was it? 01:23:44.611 --> 01:23:45.571 Madrid, Real. 01:23:46.392 --> 01:23:46.972 European Cup. 01:23:46.992 --> 01:23:47.312 European Cup. 01:23:47.332 --> 01:23:47.852 There you go. 01:23:47.932 --> 01:23:49.092 You don't know either, do you, Adam? 01:23:49.132 --> 01:23:49.772 It's not just me. 01:23:49.812 --> 01:23:51.673 Germany versus Switzerland. 01:23:54.033 --> 01:23:57.314 Anyway, but that was and that was on Wednesday, right? 01:23:57.354 --> 01:24:01.295 They had to stop the Britain's Got Talent Live finals to let this football match happen. 01:24:01.335 --> 01:24:04.276 So it was a real war of showbiz versus footy biz. 01:24:04.376 --> 01:24:05.216 The final countdown. 01:24:05.917 --> 01:24:06.639 Football lost. 01:24:07.200 --> 01:24:07.721 It was tunal. 01:24:07.741 --> 01:24:09.886 It was a hugely disappointing game, right? 01:24:11.047 --> 01:24:11.587 No, it wasn't. 01:24:11.607 --> 01:24:12.888 It was hugely disappointing. 01:24:13.008 --> 01:24:15.370 My girlfriend was asleep after about 20 minutes. 01:24:15.710 --> 01:24:16.531 Did she actually say the words? 01:24:16.571 --> 01:24:17.272 It was an anticlimax. 01:24:17.312 --> 01:24:18.272 This is hugely disappointing. 01:24:18.292 --> 01:24:19.413 Man, you played really badly. 01:24:19.773 --> 01:24:20.834 Messi did some good work. 01:24:21.455 --> 01:24:22.355 Did he score the goals? 01:24:23.056 --> 01:24:24.857 Well, he scored one of the goals. 01:24:25.057 --> 01:24:26.198 Look, I'm talking about football. 01:24:26.278 --> 01:24:27.659 Very impressive, Joe. 01:24:28.099 --> 01:24:31.442 Well, I sat there and watched some of it with her to get up to speed. 01:24:31.462 --> 01:24:34.144 I was, you know, because I forced her to watch Britain's Got Talent. 01:24:34.204 --> 01:24:34.404 Yeah. 01:24:35.124 --> 01:24:36.986 Anyway, I felt that that BGT won. 01:24:38.086 --> 01:24:39.587 because it was a spectacular week. 01:24:39.988 --> 01:24:44.691 It could be said that there's too much Britain's Got Talent, that they're spreading it very thinly. 01:24:44.711 --> 01:24:45.492 It's been on every night. 01:24:45.532 --> 01:24:46.212 What time does it go out? 01:24:46.232 --> 01:24:47.453 Every night, it's non-stop. 01:24:48.374 --> 01:24:50.175 It starts at 8.30 and doesn't finish till 10. 01:24:51.376 --> 01:24:54.658 And then there's the after show from 10 till 11. 01:24:55.458 --> 01:24:58.100 So 8.30, 9.30, 10.30, that's two and a half hours. 01:24:58.140 --> 01:25:00.142 Two and a half hours of solid BGT every night. 01:25:00.162 --> 01:25:01.483 Every single night. 01:25:02.223 --> 01:25:02.844 Oh, wow. 01:25:02.884 --> 01:25:03.304 Delicious. 01:25:03.984 --> 01:25:06.306 Anyway, some spectacular things happened last night. 01:25:06.526 --> 01:25:08.567 You've heard about this emotional breakdown that happened. 01:25:08.787 --> 01:25:13.010 All I heard was that Susan Boyle lost her rag earlier in the week. 01:25:13.110 --> 01:25:14.731 That was off-camera. 01:25:14.771 --> 01:25:15.471 That was off-camera. 01:25:15.491 --> 01:25:16.872 That wasn't on the actual show. 01:25:17.412 --> 01:25:20.274 The first thing I thought was that I bet they're goading her, you know what I mean? 01:25:20.294 --> 01:25:21.595 Just to get a story out of her. 01:25:21.875 --> 01:25:23.596 It seems the programme's got so big. 01:25:23.636 --> 01:25:25.538 It's getting, what, 15 million viewers? 01:25:25.578 --> 01:25:29.560 I mean, it's getting an enormous... It's uniting the country in a way that no TV show has for a while. 01:25:29.580 --> 01:25:31.782 Well, but in a way that's overwhelming the performers. 01:25:32.062 --> 01:25:32.262 Right. 01:25:32.442 --> 01:25:33.803 The performers can't handle it. 01:25:33.843 --> 01:25:42.269 You know, it started out as a little sort of local audition, and suddenly within a month or two, they're in front of 15 million people. 01:25:42.529 --> 01:25:44.430 Can't believe Stavros Flatley's still on there. 01:25:44.450 --> 01:25:45.611 I mean, it's pretty much... Oh, they're brilliant. 01:25:46.071 --> 01:25:49.232 I'm not saying they're rubbish, but the best of all the people they saw. 01:25:49.252 --> 01:25:49.652 Yes, they are. 01:25:49.912 --> 01:25:55.874 What I like about that programme is it could be the turn of the century, or it could even be 200 years ago. 01:25:55.894 --> 01:25:57.354 It could be Dickensian. 01:25:57.374 --> 01:25:58.975 You know, what's her name? 01:25:59.075 --> 01:26:00.115 The Lady in the Middle? 01:26:00.635 --> 01:26:01.575 Gloria Honeyford? 01:26:01.875 --> 01:26:02.496 Amanda Holden. 01:26:02.576 --> 01:26:03.236 Oh, Holden, right. 01:26:03.316 --> 01:26:08.417 She's like the most popular brassy street lady. 01:26:09.017 --> 01:26:10.178 Do you know what I mean? 01:26:10.298 --> 01:26:10.998 Fanny Crockett. 01:26:12.788 --> 01:26:14.169 I've tried to put that politely. 01:26:14.610 --> 01:26:16.471 But she's like, ooh, Fanny Crockett. 01:26:16.491 --> 01:26:17.392 Grinevere Tuppence. 01:26:17.452 --> 01:26:17.712 Exactly. 01:26:17.732 --> 01:26:19.413 Grinevere Tuppence. 01:26:19.453 --> 01:26:26.699 Simon Cowell is like sort of Judge, you know, Judge Fustles or something, or some Dickensian judge character. 01:26:27.260 --> 01:26:28.681 And then what's his name? 01:26:28.701 --> 01:26:32.544 Piers Morgan is like the sort of the big businessman. 01:26:32.704 --> 01:26:34.045 He's like Mr. Bumble from the workhouse. 01:26:34.065 --> 01:26:35.146 Mr. Bumble, exactly. 01:26:35.986 --> 01:26:40.771 And then, because you could easily spot Samuel Peeps in the audience of Britain's Got Talent and the Quill Pen. 01:26:40.871 --> 01:26:41.471 Waving his wig. 01:26:41.491 --> 01:26:42.052 Taking notes. 01:26:42.612 --> 01:26:49.298 I think exact, in music halls up and down the country 200 years ago, there were big fat Greek men doing line dancing. 01:26:49.318 --> 01:26:50.619 Whinevere is the wrong name for Holden. 01:26:50.720 --> 01:26:51.360 Sally Tuppence. 01:26:51.480 --> 01:26:52.161 Sally Tuppence. 01:26:52.645 --> 01:26:53.766 Come along, Sally Tappans. 01:26:54.106 --> 01:26:56.027 Will you judge the little orphans in there? 01:26:56.308 --> 01:26:57.969 Oh, my skirts are all in a tither. 01:26:58.949 --> 01:26:59.530 Exactly. 01:27:00.030 --> 01:27:04.854 It's so Victorian, and it has a timeless quality that I think unites the country. 01:27:05.234 --> 01:27:05.894 The end, goodbye. 01:27:06.175 --> 01:27:11.158 But it's all the... As far as I can tell, it's all the acts from the very first show have made it through to the final. 01:27:11.518 --> 01:27:12.219 Yeah, you think. 01:27:12.319 --> 01:27:12.899 It's top-heavy. 01:27:12.939 --> 01:27:13.980 All the talent was at the top. 01:27:14.000 --> 01:27:15.661 Yeah, all the talent was right there at the desk. 01:27:15.681 --> 01:27:17.943 There's some hopeless cases have got through, to be honest. 01:27:18.343 --> 01:27:21.246 Some really, the singing lady and the flowers. 01:27:21.727 --> 01:27:23.509 What about the sexy man and the saxophone? 01:27:23.549 --> 01:27:24.269 Did he make it through? 01:27:24.370 --> 01:27:25.150 Sexy saxophone. 01:27:25.190 --> 01:27:25.971 He did make it through. 01:27:26.011 --> 01:27:26.892 He's so humble. 01:27:27.473 --> 01:27:28.494 That's his key thing. 01:27:28.554 --> 01:27:29.015 Humility. 01:27:29.375 --> 01:27:31.217 That's the way we're going to win next year. 01:27:31.237 --> 01:27:32.718 Because we're going to enter next year. 01:27:33.219 --> 01:27:34.200 It's going to be a big thing. 01:27:34.480 --> 01:27:36.022 We're going to talk about it on the program. 01:27:36.202 --> 01:27:37.023 We're going to audition. 01:27:37.283 --> 01:27:37.944 What's your talent? 01:27:39.025 --> 01:27:55.661 my talent groaning is it grunting grunting and groaning grunting to order groaning i'm thinking of doing uh singing and magic are you combined i've got some magic skills you're good at both i could do some singing and some magic i've got a single and maybe get my cat in there performing somehow the heck would i do 01:27:56.321 --> 01:28:01.023 I think if you combine an animal act with singing and magic, I mean that'll blow their socks off. 01:28:01.163 --> 01:28:02.664 I could regurgitate some steak. 01:28:02.744 --> 01:28:03.985 You could be like the regurgitates. 01:28:04.005 --> 01:28:05.025 Chew it very subtly. 01:28:05.605 --> 01:28:06.566 There's lots of things you could do. 01:28:06.586 --> 01:28:07.086 You could act. 01:28:07.446 --> 01:28:08.227 I could do a little act. 01:28:08.267 --> 01:28:09.927 You could do a scene from a film. 01:28:10.087 --> 01:28:14.189 I could do Jack Nicholson's speech from... A Few Good Men. 01:28:14.229 --> 01:28:15.350 A Few Good Men, yes. 01:28:16.070 --> 01:28:32.516 that's sure to win yeah anyway i'm very much looking forward to the big final tonight you're going to be watching oh definitely absolutely yeah back home with the family to your kids and wife watch they don't get back from france until late tonight so i'm gonna don't i'm gonna tape it and we'll watch it tomorrow oh that's brilliant yeah well it's gonna be very exciting absolutely can't wait who do you want to win though 01:28:33.136 --> 01:28:34.237 Oh, do I want to win? 01:28:34.397 --> 01:28:37.199 I would like the Dance Act to win the Flawless. 01:28:37.279 --> 01:28:38.479 No, the Flawless. 01:28:39.020 --> 01:28:39.700 Not the Flannies. 01:28:39.720 --> 01:28:41.281 Yeah, represent in South London. 01:28:41.401 --> 01:28:42.742 Yeah, the Dance Act are pretty good. 01:28:42.762 --> 01:28:44.363 You can't argue with that kind of talent, can you? 01:28:44.423 --> 01:28:46.164 Anyway, best of luck to all the performers. 01:28:46.584 --> 01:28:47.324 Here's some music now. 01:28:47.344 --> 01:28:55.029 It's turned us just into dribbling an ironic sort of commercial radio goons. 01:28:55.309 --> 01:28:56.710 Best of luck to everyone taking part. 01:28:57.470 --> 01:28:58.531 in the big final tonight. 01:28:58.711 --> 01:28:59.892 That's my fault, I'm sorry. 01:28:59.912 --> 01:29:01.573 Thumbs up from Six Music. 01:29:01.593 --> 01:29:04.115 I just unironically really love it. 01:29:04.135 --> 01:29:05.096 It's a good show, come on. 01:29:05.116 --> 01:29:05.416 I cry. 01:29:05.737 --> 01:29:06.457 Do you really? 01:29:06.477 --> 01:29:07.118 That's too much. 01:29:07.258 --> 01:29:07.938 Oh my God. 01:29:07.978 --> 01:29:08.819 What made you cry? 01:29:09.419 --> 01:29:15.324 The saxophone man, they took him to visit to meet Kenny G on ITV2. 01:29:15.564 --> 01:29:17.185 Literally I was so embarrassed. 01:29:17.245 --> 01:29:19.947 I was crying because a man had met Kenny G. 01:29:21.348 --> 01:29:24.850 It was the lowest point, I think, of my life so far. 01:29:26.851 --> 01:29:33.114 You know, close personal friends pass away and it's nothing but the sax man. 01:29:33.674 --> 01:29:35.335 Meet Kenny G. You're in a puddle. 01:29:35.435 --> 01:29:37.335 He gave him a signed saxophone. 01:29:38.376 --> 01:29:38.736 Come on. 01:29:38.956 --> 01:29:39.696 That is amazing. 01:29:40.057 --> 01:29:40.917 That sounds amazing. 01:29:41.237 --> 01:29:42.858 Listen, this is your free choice. 01:29:43.458 --> 01:29:44.319 Oh God, what is it? 01:29:44.519 --> 01:29:45.019 Gruffrice. 01:29:45.279 --> 01:29:48.641 Yeah, this is from Candy Lion, his album from just about this time last year. 01:29:48.681 --> 01:29:49.661 This is Cycle of Violence. 01:29:55.453 --> 01:29:56.393 What if I don't want to? 01:29:56.413 --> 01:29:58.494 But I'm using email. 01:29:58.654 --> 01:29:59.374 Is that a problem? 01:29:59.394 --> 01:30:00.375 Candy Lion came out a year ago. 01:30:00.495 --> 01:30:01.795 What a load of rubbish. 01:30:01.895 --> 01:30:02.355 8th January 2007. 01:30:08.854 --> 01:30:09.876 What a load of rubbish. 01:30:09.956 --> 01:30:13.141 I mean, this show's just been a tissue of inaccuracies on my part. 01:30:13.462 --> 01:30:15.265 We like to get things wrong on this programme. 01:30:15.305 --> 01:30:17.368 I've just got thing after thing wrong. 01:30:17.428 --> 01:30:19.332 Do you even pronounce his name Griff, I think, as well? 01:30:19.352 --> 01:30:19.592 Probably. 01:30:19.812 --> 01:30:21.195 Not Gruss, just rubbish. 01:30:21.215 --> 01:30:21.816 Just rubbish. 01:30:21.896 --> 01:30:22.156 Awful. 01:30:23.315 --> 01:30:25.277 Anyway, onto something that's brilliant. 01:30:25.457 --> 01:30:26.378 Yeah. 01:30:26.438 --> 01:30:27.860 Yeah, exactly. 01:30:27.900 --> 01:30:29.341 This is text the nation. 01:30:29.381 --> 01:30:37.769 It's all about revolting personal habits that you have that you're sort of unashamed to do in public or do unconsciously in public. 01:30:37.849 --> 01:30:39.851 Yeah, you're unaware of doing them. 01:30:40.703 --> 01:30:42.703 For instance, Michael in West Dulwich says, hello, Adam and Joe. 01:30:43.064 --> 01:30:47.404 I would catch my dad every so often, clearing his ear out with his car key. 01:30:47.745 --> 01:30:48.745 He would then smell it. 01:30:49.145 --> 01:30:50.725 He thinks this behavior is fine. 01:30:51.385 --> 01:30:52.326 It's a funny thing, isn't it? 01:30:52.366 --> 01:30:53.386 The whole smelling thing. 01:30:53.546 --> 01:30:59.107 Why humans feel the need to smell themselves and parts of their body and stuff like that. 01:30:59.527 --> 01:31:03.588 I suppose what you're regulating yourself, you're just checking the animal kingdom 01:31:04.088 --> 01:31:11.652 smells are very important, pheromones and there's lots of messages and information, important life or death information is communicated via smells. 01:31:12.333 --> 01:31:15.074 It's probably some sort of residual, you know, that kind of thing. 01:31:15.194 --> 01:31:17.455 Ear smells can be quite fascinating sometimes. 01:31:17.515 --> 01:31:26.380 If you've been swimming and your ear canal gets a bit damp, it can smell very much like a dog for days afterwards. 01:31:26.420 --> 01:31:27.621 How are you smelling it there though? 01:31:27.761 --> 01:31:28.682 That's popping my finger. 01:31:28.702 --> 01:31:30.122 Popping the finger and then sniffing the finger. 01:31:30.142 --> 01:31:30.763 Very little sniffle. 01:31:31.463 --> 01:31:32.964 Here's one from David Nottingham. 01:31:33.364 --> 01:31:36.565 At work I use a propelling pencil to clean the gunk from my nails. 01:31:36.905 --> 01:31:44.067 It's left on my desk and often used by people who are disgusted when, rather than lead, nail gunk is propelled out the pencil when they try and write. 01:31:45.808 --> 01:31:48.529 I also use a scalpel blade to neaten up my cuticles. 01:31:48.829 --> 01:31:55.671 Scalpel blades can be fun and I've gone too far with scalpel blades before, sometimes taking the hard skin off the bottom of your foot and stuff like that. 01:31:55.711 --> 01:31:57.072 Oh, I thought you were going to talk about the killings. 01:31:59.514 --> 01:32:01.036 Here's one from Tom Lonsdale. 01:32:01.236 --> 01:32:04.239 My wife has a fascination for peeling skin after sunburn. 01:32:04.579 --> 01:32:10.365 Her own will do if nothing better is available, but her preference is for another person, usually me or one of the kids. 01:32:10.725 --> 01:32:17.592 She will not rest until every last piece of loose skin is peeled off and held up to the light to study the texture. 01:32:18.152 --> 01:32:21.795 It's transparent and all the little pores show up as the light shines through. 01:32:22.155 --> 01:32:23.336 The bigger the piece, the better. 01:32:23.917 --> 01:32:26.979 Really big sheets, prompting gasps of pleasure. 01:32:27.500 --> 01:32:29.401 Thanks for the show introduced to us by the kids. 01:32:29.822 --> 01:32:32.204 That sounds like Hannibal Lecter-ish behaviour, doesn't it? 01:32:32.264 --> 01:32:38.169 Well, not only is it Hannibal Lecter-ish, but you're staying too long in the sun there and you're not applying enough... Exactly, that's breaking free. 01:32:38.829 --> 01:32:39.210 rules. 01:32:39.230 --> 01:32:40.671 Because that's one from the 70s. 01:32:40.852 --> 01:32:47.159 I used to get too much sun in the 70s and you would have fun when you got back after holidays peeling things off, but you don't do that now. 01:32:47.179 --> 01:32:48.140 But that's old school behaviour. 01:32:48.200 --> 01:32:49.222 No, that's dangerous. 01:32:49.242 --> 01:32:50.183 That's dangerous, man. 01:32:50.203 --> 01:32:53.967 You've got to put all the skin cream on and do not get yourself so burned that you peel. 01:32:53.987 --> 01:32:54.248 Wow. 01:32:54.268 --> 01:32:55.189 You lunatic. 01:32:55.970 --> 01:32:57.411 Another one from Tim Cole. 01:32:58.692 --> 01:33:01.414 Hmm, I haven't actually read this one through. 01:33:01.434 --> 01:33:02.614 That's dangerous with this subject. 01:33:02.634 --> 01:33:03.895 It's too dangerous, yes. 01:33:03.995 --> 01:33:05.395 So let's just leave it there. 01:33:05.415 --> 01:33:06.196 Oh no, here's a good one. 01:33:06.576 --> 01:33:07.276 Good morning, Adam and Jo. 01:33:07.316 --> 01:33:10.638 I must admit to the nasty habit of using my business cards as toothpicks. 01:33:11.098 --> 01:33:15.220 They're just the right width to slide between my teeth and dislodge any post-lunch gunk. 01:33:15.740 --> 01:33:27.992 I have knowingly given used cards with unsightly stains on a corner to people that have given me a hard time over various work-related issues, as it gives me a vague feeling of empowerment and superiority from Clive Jordan that comes. 01:33:28.832 --> 01:33:29.673 So keep those coming in. 01:33:29.713 --> 01:33:38.021 There's a section of our podcast, an irregular section called Retro Text the Nation, where we read out texts that have been sent in after the live show on the subject of Text the Nation. 01:33:38.401 --> 01:33:40.923 The email address is adamandjo.sixmusicatbbc.co.uk. 01:33:41.724 --> 01:33:44.189 And it has to be email, not text during the week, obviously. 01:33:44.209 --> 01:33:48.838 We won't be able to read the texts, but we would be delighted to read more of your revolting emails. 01:33:49.279 --> 01:33:50.742 Here's Basement Jacks with Raindrops. 01:34:01.126 --> 01:34:24.143 basement jacks riding the autotune wave there to great effect that's raindrops this is pretty much the end of the end of the show for this week listeners thanks to everyone who's listened particularly if you've listened from the very beginning that will be an extraordinary three hour undertaking and we are very grateful and don't forget there's a highlights podcast available on monday evening or you can listen again at any time via the bbc website 01:34:24.683 --> 01:34:32.129 And we should apologize to anybody who was expecting a one-hour interview with Blaze and Squad or Fashion Tips or a makeover as promised at the beginning of the show. 01:34:32.449 --> 01:34:33.330 They didn't turn up. 01:34:34.050 --> 01:34:35.331 The fashion expert didn't turn up. 01:34:35.411 --> 01:34:36.512 The makeover guy didn't turn up. 01:34:36.532 --> 01:34:37.593 Blaze and Squad didn't turn up. 01:34:37.633 --> 01:34:38.654 So we just had to improvise. 01:34:38.894 --> 01:34:39.514 Sorry about that. 01:34:39.734 --> 01:34:41.416 It's not really safeguarding trust, is it? 01:34:41.496 --> 01:34:41.676 No. 01:34:42.336 --> 01:34:47.884 And apologies as well if you are one of the people that emailed us and didn't have your email read out. 01:34:48.024 --> 01:34:56.956 You know, we agonize about the fact that we can't read all your emails out, but we really do appreciate all the texts and messages that we receive throughout the show and we read every single one of them. 01:34:57.476 --> 01:35:04.958 So do keep them coming in throughout the week as well, because you never know, we might be able to respond to them in the following week's podcast and all that. 01:35:04.998 --> 01:35:05.758 Yeah, does that make sense? 01:35:06.078 --> 01:35:06.298 Yes. 01:35:06.378 --> 01:35:07.798 What kind of weekend have you got coming up, Cornwall? 01:35:07.818 --> 01:35:17.340 Awesome, awesome weekend, lots of activities, parties, barbecues, a lot of people fighting to come round and visit me, lots of invitations, a lot going on. 01:35:17.400 --> 01:35:18.320 Gotta go, gotta go, gotta go. 01:35:19.781 --> 01:35:23.461 Stay tuned for Liz Gershore, we'll be back with you at the same time next week. 01:35:23.501 --> 01:35:24.682 I'm doing nothing too. 01:35:24.762 --> 01:35:26.642 Here's Divine Comedy with National Express. 01:35:26.682 --> 01:35:26.882 Bye!