WEBVTT 00:05.034 --> 00:08.077 There is an elite listening force known as Black Squadron. 00:08.117 --> 00:13.501 They are trained to rise early on a Saturday morning and listen to the very beginning of The Adam and Jo Show live on Six Music. 00:31.286 --> 00:37.051 They don't just listen when it's convenient later in the week with the iPlayer or the podcast. 00:37.492 --> 00:43.578 They listen now, in the present, without the ability to skip past the bits they don't like. 00:44.278 --> 00:46.781 Black Squadron, we salute you! 00:50.359 --> 00:52.901 Yes, good morning Black Squadron, this is Adam Buxton. 00:53.141 --> 00:57.004 This is Joe Cornish, welcome to our Saturday morning show here on BBC Six Music. 00:57.385 --> 00:59.206 That was a special new jingle there. 00:59.386 --> 01:01.848 There's a little rousing jingle for the squadron. 01:02.209 --> 01:12.157 Yes, welcome to Black Squadron, the name for the elite group of listeners who, I'm going to repeat the word listen in an unprofessional way, who listened to the show from the very beginning live. 01:12.297 --> 01:13.418 It's very unprofessional. 01:13.698 --> 01:20.163 Some emailers emailed in and said that they were confused because they listened to the show via Listen Again. 01:20.583 --> 01:23.765 Right, but they still get to hear the special Black Squadron bits. 01:24.045 --> 01:24.345 Yeah. 01:24.926 --> 01:26.387 That's Phantom Squadronage. 01:26.747 --> 01:27.988 Is that Phantom Black Squadron? 01:28.028 --> 01:31.130 You are not part of Black Squadron if you are doing Listen Again. 01:32.091 --> 01:37.054 If you're listening to this show on the iPlay, even if you listen to the whole show in its entirety, I applaud you for doing so. 01:37.314 --> 01:41.237 But you are not, in any way, part of Black Squadron. 01:41.457 --> 01:49.079 So if someone were to listen to the show on Listen Again and respond to one of Black Squadron's commands, what would we make of that? 01:49.719 --> 01:50.999 Well, you're welcome to do so. 01:51.499 --> 01:54.160 But it's like... You don't have any operational duties, though? 01:54.280 --> 01:58.121 No, it's like running around, playing in a sandpit and pretending you're part of the SAS. 01:58.341 --> 02:00.161 You're like one of those plastic policemen. 02:00.601 --> 02:01.122 Fake bacon. 02:01.222 --> 02:02.942 Exactly. 02:03.222 --> 02:04.422 You're a community support officer. 02:04.442 --> 02:05.343 You've got no powers. 02:06.063 --> 02:07.303 All you can do is phone the police. 02:07.523 --> 02:09.625 You know, you're worse than a community support officer. 02:09.765 --> 02:13.809 You're like one of the cardboard cutouts. 02:14.169 --> 02:15.511 I'm glad we've cleared that up, though. 02:16.151 --> 02:18.033 How about a commando for Black Squadron? 02:18.333 --> 02:18.654 I don't know. 02:18.674 --> 02:20.996 Well, here's a message from Sergeant Chris from the squadron. 02:21.476 --> 02:25.020 He says, maybe you could set us a food-related eating task each week. 02:26.020 --> 02:40.326 Or any any task you can think of black squadron will undertake any mission if either of you has a Facebook account Please join the group and you'll be made executive officers with any job description night That's nice of you sergeant Chris, but you know, we we are we created black squadron. 02:40.406 --> 02:49.670 We run the squadron We we appreciate the Facebook account, but we don't need Facebook to give us our no, you know powers No, we've got a lot of power 02:50.450 --> 02:54.252 And we were a little corrupt with the power, which is why some of the commands we might issue might be there. 02:54.272 --> 02:56.113 I've got a couple of possible commands there. 02:56.233 --> 02:57.074 Yeah, what have you got here? 02:57.554 --> 02:58.114 They're at the top. 03:00.535 --> 03:03.617 Don't read them out, just look at them and see if you think either of them are suitable. 03:04.418 --> 03:06.238 Okay, first one's a little weird. 03:09.640 --> 03:10.721 They're good though, I like them. 03:11.738 --> 03:13.639 Yeah, I think, I think, can't you issue both of them? 03:13.999 --> 03:15.260 I don't think we can issue both of them. 03:15.420 --> 03:15.820 Oh, really? 03:16.300 --> 03:16.540 No. 03:17.080 --> 03:18.441 Do the, do the first one, then. 03:18.721 --> 03:20.182 Okay, we got a record standing by. 03:20.202 --> 03:26.665 Yeah, we got Alessi's Ark, the strange woman, singing woman, with her track over the hill. 03:26.685 --> 03:27.545 You sure the first one? 03:29.046 --> 03:29.826 Just those words. 03:29.986 --> 03:31.567 I think it would work quite well. 03:31.647 --> 03:33.908 Okay, Black Squadron, stand by during the next record. 03:34.468 --> 03:35.829 You must put bread in your pocket. 03:36.449 --> 03:39.030 Alright, so here's Alessi's Ark to help you do so. 03:39.090 --> 03:40.351 Come on, Black Squadron, jump to it. 03:40.471 --> 03:41.031 Bread in pocket. 03:42.113 --> 03:43.114 That's Alessi's Ark. 03:44.474 --> 03:45.815 With the pixie lady singing. 03:46.155 --> 03:48.456 I know she takes talks like this. 03:48.876 --> 03:51.678 She's a pixie lady from the garden. 03:51.818 --> 03:52.918 I like pixie ladies. 03:52.938 --> 03:54.779 So do I, I'm not putting them down, I'm just saying. 03:55.120 --> 03:55.740 She's lovely. 03:55.960 --> 03:57.281 Is she very, very small though? 03:57.301 --> 04:00.402 I find a little worm and it lives in the pot. 04:00.662 --> 04:02.023 I call him Wormy. 04:02.643 --> 04:03.704 Is she very small? 04:03.764 --> 04:05.445 Is she... She's not physically small. 04:05.465 --> 04:07.426 She's not the size of an actual pixie. 04:07.586 --> 04:08.947 No, she's a normal sized woman. 04:09.887 --> 04:12.448 But she's young, and she's got a little pixie voice. 04:12.628 --> 04:13.668 She's found a worm. 04:13.748 --> 04:16.429 She's a spokesperson for the pixies, not the band. 04:17.109 --> 04:19.010 But, you know, diminutive fairies. 04:19.690 --> 04:21.571 And she found a echoworm. 04:23.651 --> 04:25.752 Call Wormy. 04:26.412 --> 04:29.153 That's not a very original name for a worm, is it? 04:29.173 --> 04:29.733 That's a good song, though. 04:29.813 --> 04:30.693 Enjoyable stuff. 04:30.774 --> 04:32.474 What do you mean that's not an original name for a worm? 04:32.494 --> 04:32.734 Wormy? 04:32.874 --> 04:34.755 It's like calling a human being humy. 04:35.776 --> 04:37.301 or human-y or blokey. 04:37.983 --> 04:40.010 I mean a lot of worms must be called worm-y. 04:40.432 --> 04:40.813 Do you think? 04:43.317 --> 04:45.097 Worm, what would you call them then? 04:45.798 --> 04:46.198 Wiggles. 04:46.638 --> 04:47.658 Wiggles? 04:47.678 --> 04:48.798 Of course, Wiggles. 04:48.958 --> 04:49.699 What about Wormworth? 04:49.719 --> 04:50.339 I mean, come on. 04:50.739 --> 04:52.359 Wormworth, he's an elderly worm. 04:52.419 --> 04:53.379 He doesn't really come out. 04:53.719 --> 04:55.800 He wears round spectacles and reads the telegraph. 04:55.840 --> 04:56.760 He's all shrilled up. 04:56.940 --> 04:57.980 Don't ask Wormworth. 04:58.581 --> 05:01.621 Call Knack Wormworth the Wise Old Worm. 05:01.681 --> 05:04.682 What's your question Wiggly and Wormy? 05:05.682 --> 05:07.903 Oh, the pink bit in the middle. 05:08.323 --> 05:11.604 Yes, it's called the flagellum. 05:12.124 --> 05:12.764 Flagellum? 05:13.044 --> 05:13.905 There, what's it called? 05:13.985 --> 05:14.786 I don't know. 05:14.866 --> 05:18.470 Yes, you do have a mouth and a bum at both ends. 05:18.931 --> 05:19.651 Now go and play. 05:20.052 --> 05:21.053 It's called the clitellum. 05:21.574 --> 05:21.854 Is it? 05:21.894 --> 05:22.475 Yeah, it is. 05:22.495 --> 05:23.576 Your worm knowledge is good. 05:23.596 --> 05:24.557 I know all about worms. 05:25.198 --> 05:25.538 Weird. 05:25.598 --> 05:32.406 Yes, if we're chopped off, if we're chopped in half, certainly the bit above the clitellum will survive, but the other bit will wither away. 05:32.746 --> 05:33.947 If you were a worm and in a fight, 05:34.608 --> 05:39.253 with a bigger worm, you could overwhelm that worm by chopping yourself up into an army. 05:40.094 --> 05:45.340 Ah, you see, that's a false economy because, yeah, only the top bit will survive, the rest of the army will wither away. 05:45.360 --> 05:46.862 Your worm knowledge is amazing! 05:46.922 --> 05:47.523 I might be wrong! 05:49.785 --> 05:53.248 We'll get loads of people saying, you're an idiot! 05:53.388 --> 05:55.070 You're a worm freak! 05:55.230 --> 05:56.451 People love, kids love worms. 05:56.772 --> 05:57.392 They're so hip. 05:57.432 --> 05:57.812 Right now. 05:58.013 --> 05:58.373 Worms. 05:58.413 --> 06:01.276 We got a worm, one of those... Wormorarium. 06:01.516 --> 06:02.517 Yeah, what do they call it? 06:02.537 --> 06:02.917 A worm farm. 06:02.997 --> 06:03.558 Worm farm. 06:04.358 --> 06:06.540 Yeah, you're supposed to... No wonder you know all about worms. 06:06.600 --> 06:07.041 Exactly. 06:07.181 --> 06:11.745 But the thing is, right, you put them all in there in their little layers, you get layers of coloured sand. 06:11.765 --> 06:12.686 Yeah, strata. 06:12.746 --> 06:15.749 And you watch the worms burrow around, is the theory, right? 06:16.689 --> 06:20.732 But it says you can leave them in there for a month and after that you have to free the worms. 06:20.752 --> 06:21.413 Because it's cruel. 06:21.593 --> 06:23.134 Otherwise they'll perish in there, you know. 06:23.154 --> 06:23.954 Right, you don't want that. 06:24.074 --> 06:31.239 Also, the other thing you have to do is you have to cover the worm factory with a blanket because they don't like the light, right? 06:31.259 --> 06:32.780 They like things to be nice and gloomy. 06:33.040 --> 06:36.342 The thing is, once you cover the worm factory, you forget about the worm. 06:36.642 --> 06:36.963 Really? 06:38.223 --> 06:39.484 It goes out of your mind. 06:39.884 --> 06:50.528 So the children only looked at the progress of the worms about once, and then we forgot, luckily we remembered it existed just before the month expired, so we were able to save and liberate the worms. 06:50.568 --> 06:52.889 We liberated the worms, so happy ending. 06:53.137 --> 06:54.798 What a rollercoaster for the worms. 06:55.038 --> 06:55.338 Yeah. 06:55.878 --> 06:57.278 You up for a bit of a free play right now? 06:57.418 --> 06:57.659 Yes. 06:58.119 --> 06:58.739 This is my first. 06:59.059 --> 07:03.220 I've selected three extremely relaxing songs for my free plays today. 07:03.961 --> 07:07.002 And this was a song... You remember the singing detective, right? 07:07.582 --> 07:08.042 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 07:08.062 --> 07:09.122 The wonderful Dennis Potter. 07:09.142 --> 07:09.603 Hey, hang on. 07:09.643 --> 07:11.503 What about just before we get into this next record? 07:11.543 --> 07:13.024 What about Black Squadron and the Bread? 07:13.764 --> 07:15.465 Oh, well, they should have bread in their pockets. 07:15.705 --> 07:18.507 All members of Black Squadron should have a piece of bread in their pockets. 07:18.687 --> 07:19.627 What do you want them to do with it? 07:19.947 --> 07:20.828 Dunno, just have it there. 07:20.848 --> 07:21.808 It's important that it's there. 07:21.969 --> 07:24.070 Would they be squishing it up into a little doughy ball? 07:24.650 --> 07:25.090 Possibly. 07:25.110 --> 07:29.132 I mean, we haven't given commands on what actually to do with it, as long as there is bread in the pockets. 07:29.232 --> 07:31.133 It's useful to carry bread around in your pockets anyway. 07:31.153 --> 07:32.874 Everyone should have a slice of bread in their pockets. 07:32.934 --> 07:34.595 In the army, that's the first thing they teach you. 07:34.615 --> 07:35.816 Yeah, in case you want a snack. 07:36.116 --> 07:38.878 Exactly, or if you get cut off from patisseries. 07:39.218 --> 07:39.358 Yeah. 07:40.038 --> 07:47.223 um in a combat situation that's a terrible because uh tactically yeah cut off the cut off the access to the patisserie 07:48.220 --> 07:51.142 And that has, you know, ruined many a campaign. 07:51.683 --> 07:53.464 So anyway, Dennis Potter, right? 07:54.205 --> 08:01.651 The Sing Detective, one of the many marvellous things about that adaptation when it came out starring Michael Gambon, was the soundtrack. 08:01.811 --> 08:06.435 And here's a lovely piece of music from, I guess it was the 40s, maybe? 08:06.775 --> 08:09.898 This is the ink spots with, in two each life, some rain must fall. 08:10.799 --> 08:11.619 That's Lady Hock. 08:13.237 --> 08:15.158 Do you think that's what it is about the name? 08:15.558 --> 08:15.978 Hawking. 08:16.118 --> 08:21.781 It's about a lady going... Yes, that's the sort of sexy, glamorous image that gets you places in the poppies. 08:22.361 --> 08:27.944 They've sort of thought, you know, it's a shame that there aren't more ladies spitting in the media. 08:28.404 --> 08:29.445 I should be called Lady Flob. 08:29.665 --> 08:30.926 Lady Flob, yeah. 08:31.746 --> 08:35.208 No, I think she's a beautiful woman who transmutates. 08:36.288 --> 08:38.369 Lady Gob would be good as well. 08:38.849 --> 08:39.390 Lady Gob? 08:39.470 --> 08:40.830 Because then it would have a double meaning. 08:40.870 --> 08:41.071 Yeah. 08:42.211 --> 08:42.672 Manflam. 08:44.374 --> 08:47.077 Mind you, Lady Hawk has a double meaning, so they've got it right, haven't they? 08:47.358 --> 08:53.806 So listen, we're going to do some more Stevenage news later in the programme, but I thought I'd tell you about my trip to their ABC concert. 08:53.886 --> 08:54.186 Oh yeah. 08:54.206 --> 08:56.649 Because we haven't been live for a couple of weeks. 08:57.350 --> 09:15.474 So there's two weeks of exciting activities to talk about and was kind of after the last live show, I went to the ABC concert at the Royal Albert Hall where they played the lexicon of love all the way through, accompanied by the BBC Philharmonic Orchestra, introduced by Trevor Horn, conducted by Anne Dudley. 09:16.254 --> 09:17.774 This was a once in a lifetime event. 09:17.894 --> 09:18.855 It was very exciting. 09:18.895 --> 09:21.195 The Royal Albert Hall was was packed out. 09:21.395 --> 09:23.056 Yeah, it was brilliant. 09:23.736 --> 09:25.216 And it was really sort of apt 09:25.416 --> 09:29.298 for an ABC gig because they're a very sort of lush, luxurious band. 09:29.718 --> 09:31.979 They like their velvet and plush leathers. 09:33.080 --> 09:34.000 Is that the right phrase? 09:34.300 --> 09:35.721 Yeah, that is exactly the right phrase. 09:35.741 --> 09:41.744 So they look really happy, you know, like they just really fitted into the ambience of the Royal Albert Hall. 09:42.504 --> 09:49.328 And one of the most exciting things for me was just before they started playing, there was a very loud Stephen from the upper circle, I think. 09:50.268 --> 09:54.472 And then in reply came, I'd say about 15 or 20 just comings. 09:54.752 --> 09:57.674 And it sounded magnificent in the Royal Albert Hall. 09:58.215 --> 10:00.196 It just sounded like it really fitted. 10:00.216 --> 10:01.237 Do you know what I mean? 10:01.277 --> 10:04.340 It was orderly, it was appropriate, it was noble. 10:05.521 --> 10:06.722 It just felt absolutely right. 10:07.863 --> 10:09.164 And it made me really happy. 10:09.464 --> 10:10.024 That's great. 10:10.865 --> 10:25.541 inspiring Stevenage very inspiring and then everyone was well behaved through the rest of the gig there was no Stevenage to clash with the with the concert or anything yeah nothing to put the performers off unlike uh something that happened at a bat to lash a bat for lashes gig 10:26.685 --> 10:29.227 a week or so ago that we'll tell you about later in the programme. 10:29.247 --> 10:35.132 There was some Stevenage at a Bap4Lashes gig and that might not have gone so well, but we'll fill you in on that later in the programme. 10:35.152 --> 10:40.496 But anyone who's listening who was at the ABC concert and reply to that, Steven, well done. 10:40.816 --> 10:43.298 Exemplary Stevenage. 10:43.358 --> 10:44.239 Congratulations. 10:45.119 --> 10:46.360 Here's a bit more music for you now. 10:46.700 --> 10:49.082 We have got, what is this? 10:49.442 --> 10:50.503 Are we playing the Wonder stuff? 10:51.124 --> 10:52.585 Yeah, yeah, that's a good thing, isn't it? 10:53.265 --> 10:55.347 This is The Size of a Cow by the Wonder stuff. 10:57.986 --> 10:58.826 Text-a-nation! 10:58.866 --> 10:59.907 Text, text, text! 11:00.027 --> 11:00.808 Text-a-nation! 11:00.848 --> 11:01.808 What if I don't want to? 11:02.048 --> 11:02.809 Text-a-nation! 11:02.869 --> 11:03.870 But I'm using email. 11:04.050 --> 11:04.790 Is that a problem? 11:04.810 --> 11:07.752 It doesn't matter, text! 11:08.093 --> 11:10.274 Yes, it's text-a-nation time, listeners. 11:10.334 --> 11:17.139 We're launching this exciting feature earlier than usual in the programme, so we can build up an extraordinary head of steam. 11:17.639 --> 11:17.819 Mmm. 11:18.120 --> 11:19.340 That's the theory, anyway. 11:19.701 --> 11:21.422 Yeah, it's, er... Sorry. 11:21.842 --> 11:24.444 Er, a lot of... You've got a bit of Lady Hawk in there. 11:24.464 --> 11:25.645 Lady Hawk coming. 11:26.505 --> 11:26.965 There she goes. 11:26.985 --> 11:28.106 There we go. 11:28.966 --> 11:29.866 Yes, text the nation. 11:29.946 --> 11:30.887 And what's it about this week? 11:31.187 --> 11:40.530 This week, it's all about... Now, you had quite a good way of describing it just then, Adam, but it's little things you do to make the boring business of day-to-day life more exciting. 11:40.650 --> 11:43.851 Yeah, making life more fun by playing kind of little games with yourself. 11:44.012 --> 11:52.995 Yeah, so this is one thing I like to do, and I think a lot of other people probably like to do it too, is if I'm just busying myself around the house, drink heavily. 11:53.755 --> 11:55.697 There's that, but that's expensive. 11:55.817 --> 11:57.499 We're talking about things you can do for free. 11:57.659 --> 11:58.019 Exactly. 11:58.560 --> 12:00.982 And I like to just make little sound effects. 12:01.763 --> 12:06.167 If I open a door, if I, you know, push a light switch. 12:08.129 --> 12:14.595 If I enter a room, I like to put my head very close to the door so the door sort of wipes frame in my eyes and go... 12:15.856 --> 12:17.257 You're like a walking Foley artist. 12:17.277 --> 12:18.698 I'm like a walking Edgar Wright film. 12:18.879 --> 12:19.099 Right. 12:19.359 --> 12:21.020 Everything I do makes little sound effects. 12:21.060 --> 12:23.863 I'm not broadcasting them to other people in the room or anything. 12:23.903 --> 12:24.123 Sure. 12:24.303 --> 12:26.205 They're just to myself in my head. 12:26.305 --> 12:30.328 Yeah, these are things that you tend to do on your own, most of all, aren't they? 12:31.229 --> 12:31.650 Absolutely. 12:31.690 --> 12:32.290 Here's another thing. 12:33.351 --> 12:35.233 I've got wooden floorboards in the hall. 12:35.894 --> 12:52.792 If I'm coming down the stairs at speed and I'm heading to the front room and I'm going across down the hall to get to the front room, I like to build up a head of steam and skid in my sock feet as far as I can down the hall and then grab the door frame to the living room and kind of pull myself back. 12:53.372 --> 12:54.313 Do you know what I mean? 12:55.093 --> 12:55.753 Skids McGraw. 12:55.973 --> 12:57.614 Tom Cruise in Risky Business. 12:58.334 --> 12:59.795 A little like that, without the dancing. 13:00.695 --> 13:01.496 But it's exciting. 13:01.676 --> 13:03.216 Sometimes I nearly fall over. 13:04.077 --> 13:05.617 You know, other times it looks really cool. 13:06.498 --> 13:07.318 No, there's nobody looking. 13:07.418 --> 13:09.159 Are you never anxious about splinters? 13:09.959 --> 13:11.300 No, it's highly polished. 13:11.940 --> 13:12.160 Is it? 13:12.440 --> 13:12.760 Yeah. 13:13.020 --> 13:14.041 But there's a couple of things. 13:14.341 --> 13:15.981 Does that give the idea kind of thing? 13:16.261 --> 13:23.784 Yeah, I mean I was trying to think of similar things and I must say I've eliminated a lot of these from my routine because... Because you've grown up. 13:23.984 --> 13:28.526 Because I've grown up, I'm such a grown up man and I've got children and things and children tend to provide you with those moments. 13:28.546 --> 13:29.666 They take care of that kind of thing. 13:29.726 --> 13:30.106 Exactly. 13:30.446 --> 13:32.267 But there are, you know, when I'm on my own... 13:33.227 --> 13:35.189 And I do spend a lot of time on my own during the week. 13:35.369 --> 13:36.249 For obvious reasons. 13:36.349 --> 13:37.170 For obvious reasons. 13:37.890 --> 13:38.871 What are those, obviously? 13:38.891 --> 13:39.711 Just being nasty. 13:39.731 --> 13:40.152 Yeah, thanks. 13:41.693 --> 13:43.454 I tend to talk to myself a great deal. 13:44.434 --> 13:45.635 Do you do a lot of talking to yourself? 13:45.675 --> 13:46.836 I love to talk to myself. 13:47.076 --> 13:48.657 Well, another thing just popped into my head. 13:48.697 --> 13:51.679 If you're cooking, it's good fun to do a little commentary. 13:51.879 --> 13:53.400 As if you're on a cookery program. 13:53.440 --> 13:54.281 You don't do that. 13:54.361 --> 13:55.982 No, I don't do that, but I might do it. 13:56.822 --> 13:57.122 You know? 13:57.463 --> 14:00.504 Do a little bit of my jealous style commentary. 14:00.665 --> 14:01.125 Yeah, yeah. 14:01.385 --> 14:02.766 Well, I often like to chat to myself. 14:03.046 --> 14:07.050 We'll give you some more examples, listeners, in the next half hour for this text donation. 14:07.070 --> 14:10.212 Yeah, but that's just a sort of mini setup in case you think of something. 14:10.252 --> 14:10.953 Do text us. 14:11.013 --> 14:11.934 What's the text number? 14:11.954 --> 14:11.934 64046. 14:12.254 --> 14:12.934 Nice one. 14:12.954 --> 14:14.015 Thank you. 14:14.075 --> 14:16.137 This is Adam and Joe on BBC Six Music. 14:16.157 --> 14:17.978 We've got to sign out Black Squadron before the news. 14:18.119 --> 14:18.759 Here's the jingle. 14:19.199 --> 14:22.542 And Black Squadron! 14:22.562 --> 14:23.343 Stand down. 14:23.443 --> 14:24.564 Your work is done. 14:24.584 --> 14:27.506 You've earned yourself a nice warm bath. 14:28.147 --> 14:29.688 And maybe a nice little bun. 14:29.728 --> 14:30.629 Black Squadron! 14:34.835 --> 14:36.519 Hot Kit with Over and Over. 14:36.559 --> 14:38.925 This is Adam and Joe here on BBC Six Music. 14:39.627 --> 14:41.090 Nice to have you along. 14:42.561 --> 14:43.901 You're on smooth. 14:44.541 --> 14:46.882 Smooth, digital six music. 14:47.222 --> 14:51.623 Ooh, smooth, like a smooth bald head. 14:52.263 --> 14:53.603 Mmm, more of glass. 14:54.003 --> 14:56.444 Ooh, that's too smooth. 14:57.564 --> 14:57.844 Mmm. 14:58.344 --> 14:59.504 Oh, sorry. 15:00.104 --> 15:01.485 So it's a lovely day outside. 15:01.545 --> 15:02.405 It is gorgeous. 15:02.625 --> 15:03.425 And it's gorgeous. 15:03.545 --> 15:05.085 It's absolutely George ass. 15:05.445 --> 15:07.526 It's going to be nice for the next few days, apparently. 15:07.546 --> 15:08.426 Hooray! 15:09.226 --> 15:10.347 There was a nice day. 15:10.868 --> 15:11.888 How was your Easter, by the way? 15:12.169 --> 15:13.110 Oh, it was good. 15:13.270 --> 15:13.950 Did you have a good one? 15:14.090 --> 15:14.551 Oh, yes. 15:15.031 --> 15:16.273 Man, we had a really good one. 15:16.673 --> 15:24.120 On one of the nice days last week, because it got a bit rainy towards the end of the week, but on one of the nice days, we went to the Dino Park in Norfolk. 15:24.500 --> 15:26.222 Are they animatronic? 15:26.662 --> 15:26.862 No. 15:27.102 --> 15:28.364 They're static dinosaurs. 15:28.404 --> 15:29.365 Yeah, they're fibreglass. 15:29.725 --> 15:29.985 Right. 15:30.005 --> 15:30.686 Are they good? 15:31.126 --> 15:31.927 Yeah, they're good enough. 15:32.467 --> 15:33.729 Good as the Crystal Palace ones. 15:34.269 --> 15:34.769 Don't know them. 15:35.129 --> 15:35.929 Oh, they're very famous. 15:35.949 --> 15:36.630 They're Victorian. 15:36.770 --> 15:37.090 Are they? 15:37.130 --> 15:39.170 In Crystal Palace Park in South London, yeah. 15:39.330 --> 15:40.310 What did they make them out of, then? 15:40.330 --> 15:42.211 They didn't have fibreglass in Victorian times. 15:42.231 --> 15:45.291 Um, they're made out of... Children. 15:45.612 --> 15:46.112 Did they? 15:46.152 --> 15:48.112 Yeah, everything's made out of children in Victorian times. 15:48.132 --> 15:48.432 Chimney sweeps. 15:48.452 --> 15:49.672 Yeah, all chimney sweeps. 15:49.792 --> 15:50.353 That's right. 15:50.673 --> 15:51.573 Discarded ones. 15:51.893 --> 15:53.353 Um, my chimney sweep's broken. 15:53.373 --> 15:55.454 Um, he can be made into a dinosaur now. 15:56.094 --> 15:56.554 For the park. 15:57.230 --> 15:58.791 That's what it was like in Victorian times. 15:58.811 --> 15:59.771 That's exactly what it was like. 15:59.791 --> 16:05.334 They got them a bit wrong, the Crystal Palace dinosaurs, famously, because they didn't have the archaeological information that we have now. 16:05.554 --> 16:05.934 Right. 16:06.115 --> 16:07.555 So they're a bit mutoid. 16:07.575 --> 16:09.196 Well, they've got bola hats and stuff on them. 16:09.476 --> 16:11.757 Yeah, they've got ponsnes and spats. 16:13.958 --> 16:17.220 It is well known that dinosaurs are used to wear spats. 16:17.840 --> 16:19.561 Smart dinosaurs, at least. 16:20.002 --> 16:22.663 The less smart dinosaurs from the Cretacean period. 16:22.683 --> 16:23.523 Cretacean? 16:23.703 --> 16:24.364 One knows spats. 16:25.084 --> 16:27.266 How is Dinosaur World in Norfolk then? 16:27.286 --> 16:27.947 It's good, man. 16:28.027 --> 16:28.287 Is it? 16:28.468 --> 16:29.248 It is good. 16:29.529 --> 16:32.131 You see, the BBC have got a thing, haven't they? 16:32.171 --> 16:33.312 Walking with dinosaurs. 16:33.412 --> 16:33.572 Right. 16:33.613 --> 16:34.814 I really want to go and see it. 16:35.034 --> 16:36.175 Can we wangle some tickets? 16:36.355 --> 16:36.816 Where's that? 16:37.116 --> 16:40.339 It's on at Earl's Court or somewhere, or the O2 or somewhere like that. 16:40.399 --> 16:42.201 They might not have started yet, but they've been off. 16:42.441 --> 16:43.762 from the success of the series. 16:43.782 --> 16:50.469 They've got giant life-size animatronic dinosaurs and they come and terrorize the crowd. 16:50.749 --> 16:54.412 They've got velociraptors running about and a T-Rex battle. 16:54.512 --> 16:56.815 They're playing with fire surely it's like Jurassic Park. 16:56.975 --> 17:07.024 It's a dangerous game yeah if they go wrong there could be fatalities but it sounds exciting so I would have thought maybe kids these days you know it wouldn't be good enough to have a static dinosaur. 17:07.345 --> 17:07.705 It was absolutely 17:07.705 --> 17:08.465 Absolutely fine. 17:08.525 --> 17:08.845 Was it? 17:08.945 --> 17:14.047 It was joyous because it was such a lovely day and the place essentially it's like a beautiful park really. 17:14.347 --> 17:27.292 It's an excuse just to walk around and park and there's a little you know some fiberglass dinosaurs around there for color and also they have some great climbing frames and adventure playground type stuff right? 17:27.632 --> 17:27.752 Right. 17:27.952 --> 17:37.619 And it's always tricky for me because when I go to those kind of places with the children, they run around them and they say, come on, Daddy, come on, you know, chase after us and stuff, right? 17:38.139 --> 17:45.565 But I'm never quite sure if it's frowned upon to actually get on the, you know, adventure playground stuff with the children as an adult. 17:45.585 --> 17:49.187 Because if all the adults start swarming on there, things are going to start breaking. 17:49.207 --> 17:51.909 Then you get the bigger kids thinking that it's OK for them to do that. 17:51.929 --> 17:53.650 And they start pushing the little ones around. 17:53.730 --> 17:55.512 So it's better if the adults just stay off. 17:56.152 --> 18:03.876 But then my children are quite young, so sometimes I want to take care of them, make sure they don't fall off the higher... You could stand beside it, aren't you? 18:04.576 --> 18:13.780 Yeah, but this time it wasn't too crowded, so I thought, well, I'll go on there, but I'm always careful that I don't, like, get in anyone's way or freak out any of the other toddlers and stuff. 18:14.260 --> 18:23.665 So I was doing that, I was being careful going after one of my young sons, when this little chap, he must have been about three, he was just ahead of me and he looked back and saw me and he just started crying. 18:26.994 --> 18:28.655 I feel like that sometimes. 18:28.775 --> 18:29.055 Do you? 18:29.175 --> 18:29.436 Yeah. 18:29.476 --> 18:30.256 When you're behind me. 18:30.416 --> 18:31.137 When I look at you. 18:32.137 --> 18:33.398 I just want to burst into tears. 18:33.418 --> 18:34.638 I want to cry. 18:34.698 --> 18:35.039 Yeah. 18:35.059 --> 18:35.859 Oh, God. 18:36.199 --> 18:36.679 Oh, God. 18:36.860 --> 18:40.562 No, that's alarming, but three-year-olds, they're unstable chemicals, you know? 18:40.582 --> 18:42.122 Well, he was all on his own up there, right? 18:42.162 --> 18:46.705 So I was looking around and I was thinking, oh, the poor little chap, he's got separated from his designated caregiver. 18:47.285 --> 18:49.486 And I said, hey, it's okay, it's okay, you all right? 18:50.086 --> 18:53.427 I thought, I took the decision not to ignore the chap, right? 18:53.787 --> 18:54.907 And I said, hey, you're okay. 18:55.267 --> 19:01.709 And then I sort of looked around and his mummy was stood down and she was looking up. 19:02.690 --> 19:06.671 And I think, I'm assuming that it was- She was stood down and looking up. 19:06.831 --> 19:08.791 Yeah, that's the right way of describing it, isn't it? 19:08.811 --> 19:13.913 She was down on the ground and looking up at him on this walkway, on the adventure playground thing. 19:14.133 --> 19:14.333 Right? 19:14.693 --> 19:19.036 And I had to use the long description because you took issue with stood down looking up. 19:19.917 --> 19:23.579 And she said, and she looked at me and she said, Oh, sorry. 19:23.779 --> 19:24.019 Sorry. 19:24.379 --> 19:25.800 He's afraid of beards. 19:26.921 --> 19:26.981 Oh. 19:29.817 --> 19:31.358 Well, that's not surprising. 19:31.598 --> 19:32.398 What's that? 19:32.798 --> 19:40.420 How is it in any way acceptable for your child to have a fear of beards excused and cultivated by his mum? 19:41.380 --> 19:43.321 Well, she's probably not encouraging it. 19:43.661 --> 19:44.261 Yeah, I don't know. 19:44.421 --> 19:50.343 There's a... I'm trying to think of characters for children who three-year-olds would be exposed to who have beards. 19:50.383 --> 19:50.923 The twits. 19:51.303 --> 19:52.223 Do the twits have beards? 19:52.263 --> 19:52.744 I think one of them. 19:52.764 --> 19:53.464 The Roald Dahl twits. 19:53.484 --> 19:53.984 Yeah, one of them. 19:54.004 --> 19:55.524 Three-year-olds don't read Roald Dahl. 19:55.604 --> 19:57.585 I mean, I can understand that... What's the builder? 19:57.865 --> 19:58.446 No beard. 19:58.606 --> 19:59.267 Postman Pat? 19:59.468 --> 19:59.948 No beard. 19:59.968 --> 20:00.309 None beard. 20:01.370 --> 20:02.592 What's the sailor called? 20:03.133 --> 20:04.795 Off the telly Postman sailor. 20:04.916 --> 20:05.677 Sailor Barleymoe? 20:05.737 --> 20:06.037 Sailor? 20:06.578 --> 20:07.760 No, what's he, Captain Pugwash? 20:08.060 --> 20:08.240 Oh yes. 20:08.280 --> 20:08.921 He had a beard. 20:09.262 --> 20:10.203 He was a pirate man. 20:10.223 --> 20:11.245 But he's been retired. 20:11.786 --> 20:12.146 He has. 20:12.907 --> 20:15.508 But he was a cuddly pirate man and a fun-killer pirate. 20:15.808 --> 20:17.248 Father Christmas, beard. 20:18.048 --> 20:19.649 Brian Blessed, beard. 20:20.249 --> 20:21.049 You know, he's a nice man. 20:21.069 --> 20:21.630 They are scary. 20:21.670 --> 20:25.451 I mean, the idea of growing hair out of your face is scary as a child. 20:25.471 --> 20:26.011 Oh, come on. 20:26.211 --> 20:28.471 I just thought it was absurd and hurtful. 20:28.752 --> 20:29.632 So what did you do? 20:29.892 --> 20:30.212 I said, 20:30.652 --> 20:30.732 Up! 20:31.032 --> 20:32.133 Afraid of beards! 20:32.353 --> 20:34.573 Oh, for Christ's sake, get alive! 20:35.254 --> 20:36.214 To the child, you said. 20:36.234 --> 20:37.414 To the life, to the child. 20:37.654 --> 20:38.355 And then to his mum. 20:38.415 --> 20:38.955 And then to his mum. 20:39.175 --> 20:39.835 Shape up! 20:40.095 --> 20:41.136 Toughen the boy up! 20:41.356 --> 20:43.676 There's worse things than beards out there, you know! 20:44.157 --> 20:45.037 That would have fixed it. 20:45.517 --> 20:46.537 Fixed the problem right up. 20:46.557 --> 20:46.737 Fixed it. 20:46.777 --> 20:47.538 Problem solved. 20:47.578 --> 20:48.298 Problem solved. 20:48.318 --> 20:48.738 Job done. 20:49.038 --> 20:49.438 Sloved. 20:50.319 --> 20:51.579 Here's some music. 20:51.799 --> 20:53.940 This is Eels with Nova Cane for the Soul. 20:54.676 --> 20:56.838 That was eeled with novocaine from the soul. 20:56.898 --> 20:58.099 I think that came out... For the soul. 20:58.119 --> 20:59.039 97, yeah. 20:59.059 --> 21:00.100 Yeah. 21:00.660 --> 21:01.081 For the soul. 21:01.121 --> 21:01.661 What did I say? 21:01.701 --> 21:01.901 From. 21:02.362 --> 21:02.782 No, I never. 21:03.122 --> 21:03.463 Didn't you? 21:04.023 --> 21:04.563 No, you're insane. 21:04.884 --> 21:05.404 I apologise. 21:05.424 --> 21:08.406 I would never say novocaine from the soul, because what would that mean? 21:09.407 --> 21:11.649 It would mean the novocaine had come from the soul. 21:11.669 --> 21:13.610 Your soul is... Producing novocaine. 21:13.650 --> 21:15.331 Free-form producer of novocaine. 21:15.351 --> 21:15.852 That's a good test notion. 21:15.872 --> 21:17.773 Be useful for trips to the dentist. 21:17.853 --> 21:18.494 Be very useful. 21:19.354 --> 21:20.475 Here's a free play, listeners. 21:20.495 --> 21:21.837 This is from YoungMC. 21:22.077 --> 21:23.438 Do you know about YoungMC, Adam? 21:24.379 --> 21:26.701 I remember you playing him in the olden days. 21:26.841 --> 21:29.604 Yeah, he was a sort of rapper. 21:29.984 --> 21:30.344 Right. 21:30.905 --> 21:31.685 In the olden days. 21:31.705 --> 21:32.286 Like Parappa. 21:32.726 --> 21:33.727 Like Parappa the rapper. 21:34.288 --> 21:35.769 He does clean raps, YoungMC. 21:35.809 --> 21:36.750 He's a family rapper. 21:36.910 --> 21:37.250 Is he? 21:37.391 --> 21:38.552 Suitable for all the family. 21:38.912 --> 21:39.853 He was born in Wimbledon. 21:40.273 --> 21:40.994 Did you know that? 21:41.074 --> 21:42.035 No, I didn't know he was a Brit. 21:42.455 --> 21:44.616 He's born in Wimbledon, then raised in Queens. 21:45.056 --> 21:45.276 Right. 21:45.616 --> 21:45.857 Yeah. 21:45.997 --> 21:46.197 Was he? 21:46.217 --> 21:46.577 That's interesting. 21:46.597 --> 21:47.137 In New York. 21:47.177 --> 21:50.799 Then he had a degree in economics from UCLA. 21:50.859 --> 21:55.221 If I was doing this, if this was me doing this, you would be ridiculing my youth. 21:55.241 --> 21:56.841 Because I'm reading it off Wikipedia. 21:56.861 --> 21:57.202 Exactly. 21:58.943 --> 21:59.464 That's all right. 21:59.504 --> 22:02.708 You know, the world has come round to this as just a fact of life. 22:02.788 --> 22:03.109 Knowledge. 22:03.169 --> 22:05.032 You would be hauling out your scorn bucket. 22:05.272 --> 22:10.940 Knowledge doesn't indicate, you know, information held in your head anymore, does it? 22:10.960 --> 22:11.080 Right. 22:11.100 --> 22:11.201 Right. 22:11.461 --> 22:13.764 Because you can just be on your iPhone on Wikipedia. 22:13.804 --> 22:14.966 I mean, everyone knows everything now. 22:15.606 --> 22:16.646 Facts. 22:16.766 --> 22:24.288 When you're sat around at home and you have some kind of factual disagreement or query with your partner, are you immediately booting up the laptop? 22:24.848 --> 22:25.609 Does she get annoyed? 22:25.889 --> 22:26.449 No, likes it. 22:26.769 --> 22:27.429 Does she like it? 22:27.489 --> 22:30.170 Yeah, we like to have the correct information at our fingertips. 22:30.230 --> 22:31.290 My wife gets furious. 22:31.370 --> 22:31.730 Does she? 22:31.790 --> 22:33.151 She thinks you should know it out of your brain. 22:33.271 --> 22:38.992 As soon as there's some kind of disagreement, and I sort of hesitate, I stop talking after a while because I'm thinking, 22:39.272 --> 22:40.453 I'm gonna go and look it up. 22:41.193 --> 22:44.936 She goes, oh God, don't look it up, right? 22:44.996 --> 22:45.817 He's gonna boosh up the laptop. 22:45.837 --> 22:47.158 What's she got against looking things up? 22:47.298 --> 22:47.858 I don't know. 22:47.878 --> 22:49.800 Looking things up is how you learn things. 22:49.880 --> 22:50.320 Exactly. 22:50.380 --> 22:52.662 It's an important thing to teach children to look things up. 22:52.682 --> 22:54.022 This is what I try and tell her. 22:54.163 --> 23:00.207 And just because it's on a laptop and not a book doesn't, not a book, don't mean it's thicker or nothing. 23:00.387 --> 23:01.868 Here comes the laptop. 23:02.308 --> 23:04.350 She doesn't like to be proved wrong, I think is what it is. 23:05.515 --> 23:14.465 N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N- 23:20.305 --> 23:22.127 That was the specials with Rat Race. 23:22.167 --> 23:23.008 Very nice to hear that. 23:23.028 --> 23:25.930 Don't know if you saw the specials playing on Jules Holland the other day, Joe. 23:25.990 --> 23:26.591 I did, yes. 23:27.592 --> 23:29.333 I mean, they performed very well. 23:29.353 --> 23:30.515 They're still sounding fantastic. 23:30.535 --> 23:34.058 But Terry Hall didn't look as if he wanted to be there in the sly test. 23:34.358 --> 23:35.779 Or do you think that that's just his shtick? 23:36.500 --> 23:43.565 I think he's always, you know, he's never been a sort of enthusiastic performer, that's part of his skill and his mood, isn't it? 23:43.745 --> 23:46.807 Right, he's got a kind of lugubrious demeanor. 23:46.827 --> 23:53.572 Yeah, that was always the sort of duality, if I may be so pretentious of their music, wasn't it? 23:53.592 --> 23:54.452 It's getting me hot. 23:54.773 --> 23:59.576 You know, they sung about slightly depressing things, but in a sort of 24:00.256 --> 24:01.077 Chifol Skari. 24:01.117 --> 24:02.298 Upbeat way, yeah. 24:02.398 --> 24:05.180 But then with sort of gloomy, moody bass lines and stuff. 24:05.620 --> 24:08.883 I wanted to reach in and give him a little tickle and a hug. 24:09.723 --> 24:10.624 How would he have responded? 24:11.544 --> 24:11.885 Slap me away? 24:11.925 --> 24:12.325 I don't know. 24:12.365 --> 24:12.925 It's hard to tell. 24:12.945 --> 24:13.806 I think he would have liked it. 24:13.866 --> 24:16.208 I've met him once and he was very nice indeed. 24:16.388 --> 24:17.809 Well, there's no question that he's a nice fella. 24:18.329 --> 24:21.712 But as far as your performing persona goes, you know what I mean? 24:22.372 --> 24:25.554 But it's good, there's room for all kinds of moods, shades, colours. 24:25.914 --> 24:26.314 Who is there? 24:26.414 --> 24:29.556 You know, yeah, on the spectrum, on the pop spectrum. 24:29.676 --> 24:31.037 Yeah, absolutely true. 24:31.137 --> 24:33.778 Anyway, I was very happy to see them back again. 24:34.218 --> 24:34.939 They sounded great. 24:36.039 --> 24:41.342 And I tell you what I worry about on later, is Jules' presentational style. 24:41.362 --> 24:42.183 It's for characters. 24:42.263 --> 24:43.203 Oh, I must have come for it. 24:46.969 --> 24:48.351 It's becoming incomprehensible. 24:48.451 --> 24:49.552 It's a brilliant band. 24:49.792 --> 24:51.494 It's a fantastic noise. 24:51.654 --> 24:53.716 It's a bit of Jack Panate. 24:54.397 --> 24:55.017 That's all right. 24:55.157 --> 24:56.218 All the key facts are there. 24:56.278 --> 24:57.440 The salient points. 24:58.661 --> 24:59.382 Brilliant band. 24:59.482 --> 25:00.803 Exciting Jack Panate. 25:01.123 --> 25:02.565 He just seemed a bit drunk on that one. 25:03.185 --> 25:04.346 He gets a little bit drunk. 25:04.447 --> 25:05.408 No, he's too professional. 25:05.428 --> 25:06.248 No, he's too professional. 25:07.029 --> 25:29.274 he's just that's his thing man he's not drunk yeah yeah definitely he's definitely not drunk he might have a little uh flute of champagne at the hootenanny yeah but the rest of the time i think every day's a hootenanny for jules wake up it's a rare 24 7 hootenanny bit of boogie woogie hootenanny again all right ladies and gentlemen 25:30.495 --> 25:33.079 We're going to have some breakfast at the British Wonderful Baking Eggs. 25:34.080 --> 25:36.224 But this is going to be the cooker, over here's the cooker. 25:36.244 --> 25:38.728 It's brilliant, it's over here, let's have the toaster. 25:38.748 --> 25:42.574 And as though it is baked into the garden, it's wonderful flowers from the garden. 25:44.471 --> 25:45.631 That's him in his kitchen. 25:45.732 --> 25:46.032 Yeah. 25:47.052 --> 25:47.972 I want to be there. 25:48.212 --> 25:51.354 This is my wife, this is my wife, and my children's getting in the car. 25:51.374 --> 25:53.054 I'm bringing the car round and across the car. 25:59.077 --> 26:00.437 I love it in Jules's world. 26:00.537 --> 26:01.118 It's brilliant. 26:01.158 --> 26:03.118 That's how he conducts his daily life. 26:03.138 --> 26:03.699 Every week. 26:04.059 --> 26:06.040 We should get him to do some links for the show, shouldn't we? 26:06.080 --> 26:07.400 Yeah, he's definitely going to now, isn't he? 26:07.660 --> 26:08.180 Definitely. 26:11.186 --> 26:13.007 He's on his way, right now. 26:13.047 --> 26:14.168 In his little Fiat Punto. 26:15.269 --> 26:15.750 You know what? 26:15.970 --> 26:20.854 I think we should do the top of hour and then get into Texanation after a bit more music from New Order. 26:20.874 --> 26:21.354 How about that? 26:22.375 --> 26:25.877 This is the voice of the big British castle. 26:26.238 --> 26:29.380 You are listening to Adam and Jo on six music. 26:29.841 --> 26:33.063 We're on top of the hour, you'll be glad to know. 26:33.463 --> 26:36.065 But we're not on top of anything else at all. 26:36.105 --> 26:36.666 Let's go to the water. 26:37.847 --> 26:39.848 That was New Order right there with regret. 26:40.069 --> 26:42.090 This is Adam and Joe on BBC Six Music. 26:42.290 --> 26:43.291 Happy Saturday morning. 26:43.651 --> 26:45.032 Very thank you very much. 26:45.433 --> 26:46.193 Very thank you. 26:47.014 --> 26:52.878 Now, we're going to return to Text the Nation and we still have jingles being sent in to us by listeners. 26:52.918 --> 26:53.619 Thank you so much. 26:54.339 --> 26:57.802 Some of them are very, very insane. 26:59.283 --> 27:00.243 But pleasingly so. 27:00.624 --> 27:01.745 We've got quite a backlog now. 27:01.765 --> 27:05.888 We're going to think of something to do with them, a way that you can listen to them. 27:07.129 --> 27:08.730 We do try and put them on the website, right? 27:08.790 --> 27:09.771 Put them on the website. 27:10.152 --> 27:13.235 You might be thinking, well, why don't you play them on the show, you idiot, Hulse? 27:13.295 --> 27:16.038 That would be a way to get the listeners to listen to them. 27:16.378 --> 27:21.283 But we feel if we play too many listener-made jingles, we might compromise the identity of the programme. 27:21.443 --> 27:28.430 Well, we spent millions and millions of pounds crafting and researching a brand 27:30.433 --> 27:36.239 for this show, and the jingles are a very important part of aggregating the brand identity. 27:36.259 --> 27:39.622 That's taxpayer's money that's gone into designing those jingles. 27:39.662 --> 27:40.303 Text the nation. 27:40.403 --> 27:41.444 Text, text, text. 27:41.704 --> 27:44.307 That is aggregated brand identity spikes. 27:44.347 --> 27:45.568 That took how long to come up with? 27:45.628 --> 27:46.529 Two and a half years? 27:46.770 --> 27:48.011 It was focus grouped four. 27:48.271 --> 27:52.477 heavily focus grouped in the States for a decade in the 17th. 27:52.538 --> 27:55.943 Went through lots of variations before we were actually allowed to play it. 27:56.043 --> 27:59.568 They flew a couple of examples of the jingle to the moon. 27:59.588 --> 28:01.831 It was written by a man called Alan Briggs. 28:01.932 --> 28:02.452 That's right. 28:03.033 --> 28:03.414 Briggsie. 28:03.614 --> 28:03.914 Briggsie. 28:04.675 --> 28:07.717 He's a very famous jingles writer from the 70s. 28:07.737 --> 28:09.559 He exploded last year. 28:10.059 --> 28:11.360 Spontaneously combusted. 28:11.400 --> 28:11.640 Did he? 28:11.740 --> 28:12.721 Yeah, from Genius. 28:12.921 --> 28:13.361 Did he? 28:13.501 --> 28:16.103 Yeah, it's the first known case of that happening. 28:16.403 --> 28:22.027 But listen, we are going to break the rules right now, though, by playing a jingle that a listener has sent in. 28:22.067 --> 28:25.169 And this is an unusual one because it's acapella. 28:25.349 --> 28:28.271 And it's performed, shall we say, by a young lady. 28:28.311 --> 28:29.292 She's six years old. 28:29.312 --> 28:30.713 She's called Charlotte Gilman. 28:31.493 --> 28:32.274 And here it is. 28:32.834 --> 28:37.779 Text the nation, text, text, text. 28:38.200 --> 28:42.584 But what if I don't want to text the nation and send you an email? 28:42.785 --> 28:44.066 Is that a problem? 28:44.286 --> 28:45.508 It doesn't matter, text! 28:48.920 --> 28:50.201 Wow, she's getting into it. 28:50.521 --> 28:51.581 She got all the way into it. 28:52.002 --> 28:54.383 She almost spontaneously combusted there at the end. 28:54.943 --> 28:56.264 That was amazing, wasn't it? 28:56.344 --> 28:57.484 Thank you so much, Charlotte. 28:57.504 --> 28:58.945 I love the way it distorts at the end. 28:59.045 --> 28:59.725 That's intense. 28:59.765 --> 29:05.108 There's someone who, at such a young age, is incredibly passionate about this segment of the show. 29:05.888 --> 29:08.090 She wants to clear up the confusion. 29:08.510 --> 29:09.910 You know, what if I'm using email? 29:09.950 --> 29:10.611 Is that a problem? 29:10.691 --> 29:11.511 No, it doesn't matter. 29:11.551 --> 29:12.852 It's as if she likes the confusion. 29:13.032 --> 29:13.592 Absolutely. 29:13.912 --> 29:14.713 So let's get into it. 29:14.753 --> 29:15.933 What are we talking about this week? 29:16.153 --> 29:21.715 We're talking about things that you do that make doing boring things more exciting. 29:21.795 --> 29:24.316 We're trying to think of a pithy title for it. 29:24.376 --> 29:27.757 Our listeners are good at coming up with titles for these things, so maybe you can help us. 29:27.837 --> 29:33.019 We thought of head fun, like things you do on your own to make your life more fun. 29:33.499 --> 29:37.580 Yeah, you'll soon pick it up once we read out some examples. 29:38.561 --> 29:42.022 Here is one from Alo, from Claire in Walthamstow. 29:42.602 --> 29:49.884 Sometimes when I go swimming, I like to liven things up by pretending I've been shipwrecked and I'm swimming for the nearest tropical island. 29:50.565 --> 29:51.845 Now that's perfect, isn't it? 29:52.425 --> 29:54.266 Mundane activity in the local pool. 29:55.026 --> 30:12.161 turned into an amazing adventure on the high seas simply by having fun in her cranium that's right sometimes um i like to think that i'm in an emergency situation right do you yeah and i'm i'm escaping and there's something coming after me right and what would you be doing while you were thinking that 30:12.506 --> 30:14.167 Well, yes, maybe swimming or something. 30:14.507 --> 30:14.687 Yes. 30:14.747 --> 30:15.508 I'm swimming away. 30:15.568 --> 30:16.228 There's baddies. 30:16.488 --> 30:17.169 There's baddies. 30:17.209 --> 30:18.390 Yeah, that's a good thought. 30:18.430 --> 30:24.914 Here's another one from James F. On the tube, I imagine that my carriage has crashed on a desert island. 30:25.394 --> 30:32.238 I then work out if I would be tribal leader, and if so, I award myself a mate from the available females. 30:32.718 --> 30:33.979 I do that too. 30:34.339 --> 30:35.160 You will be my mate. 30:36.693 --> 30:37.394 I think about that. 30:37.434 --> 30:43.480 When you're in a confined space and you're travelling, you sort of think, if it all kicked off, right? 30:43.620 --> 30:49.265 If we were stranded, then who would the human race be procreated by and with? 30:49.546 --> 30:49.666 Me. 30:50.086 --> 30:50.887 Yeah, obviously me. 30:51.447 --> 30:51.888 No, me? 30:52.388 --> 30:53.129 No, no, me. 30:53.529 --> 30:53.750 Right. 30:54.210 --> 30:56.953 I mean, if you and I were in the same carriage, it would be a problem because we'd be fighting. 30:57.852 --> 30:59.253 Yeah, no, it'd be all right. 30:59.333 --> 31:00.774 We go for a different sort of bird. 31:01.134 --> 31:01.774 Yeah, you reckon? 31:01.794 --> 31:02.114 Yeah. 31:02.895 --> 31:05.015 Well, we established this in the break. 31:05.035 --> 31:11.579 We were talking about what kind of... I was saying that I find catalogue models much more attractive and approachable than high fashion models. 31:11.619 --> 31:14.460 Personally, I can't keep the high fashion models away. 31:15.840 --> 31:17.441 I can't swap them off fast enough. 31:17.561 --> 31:22.984 I think they're too thin and they're too spiky and frosty looking. 31:23.024 --> 31:23.424 Spiky. 31:23.624 --> 31:29.465 Whereas the, I like the curvaceousness and the smiley-ness of the catalog models and they look better in undies. 31:29.906 --> 31:31.666 Listen, let's stick to the subject though. 31:31.686 --> 31:32.806 Alright. 31:32.926 --> 31:34.147 Here's one from Amy and Kent. 31:34.187 --> 31:40.028 Whenever I sneeze, I perform an over-the-top karate move with the chop ending as I complete the sneeze. 31:40.048 --> 31:40.668 That's the good one. 31:40.728 --> 31:46.590 For the best effect, I ensure my sneeze ends with a YAH sound, not recommended for performance in public. 31:47.410 --> 31:50.831 I do a similar thing when stretching and this might be racist. 31:51.572 --> 31:52.374 OK, stand by. 31:52.455 --> 31:53.839 Tell me if this is racist. 31:54.019 --> 31:56.326 But when I stretch, I like to pretend I'm Chinese. 31:57.609 --> 31:58.069 In what way? 31:59.471 --> 32:00.291 Well, you get the idea. 32:00.371 --> 32:01.712 It sounds like it's going to be racist. 32:02.032 --> 32:05.115 But, you know, you make stretching noises and then do fake Chinese. 32:05.395 --> 32:06.696 Is that racist to do that, James? 32:07.236 --> 32:08.137 I think it's questionable, isn't it? 32:08.377 --> 32:12.680 I tell you what, I'll do it during the next record, then you can tell us whether it's fit for broadcast. 32:12.780 --> 32:16.423 Do a sort of a rubbishy Chinese accent. 32:16.463 --> 32:16.703 Yeah. 32:17.024 --> 32:17.184 Right. 32:17.204 --> 32:19.005 And just making nonsense noises. 32:19.205 --> 32:19.966 That's OK. 32:20.006 --> 32:23.048 I mean, if that's racist, then what's the world coming to? 32:23.989 --> 32:25.170 Why is it getting racist? 32:25.190 --> 32:26.290 Yeah, it's getting racist. 32:27.992 --> 32:28.612 Here's another one. 32:28.713 --> 32:29.413 Rich in Bristol. 32:29.433 --> 32:37.561 When descending a flight of stairs, I like to go down sideways making extravagant hand movements like I'm in a flashy musical number. 32:39.403 --> 32:40.003 That's good. 32:40.043 --> 32:43.625 That's really making Stair descending as exciting as it can be. 32:43.825 --> 32:44.085 Yeah. 32:44.405 --> 32:46.586 Kicking out his legs and stuff and going... Ta-da! 32:46.866 --> 32:47.507 Hand movements. 32:47.627 --> 32:48.247 Hand movements. 32:48.287 --> 32:49.428 Just hands, kind of thing. 32:49.508 --> 32:51.949 Just hands down the stairs. 32:52.809 --> 33:00.333 Chris says, I like to jump on the supermarket trolley and launch myself down the aisle, picking up as many things as I can before coming to a halt. 33:00.833 --> 33:00.953 I'm 46. 33:03.394 --> 33:05.498 P.S., can I take the bread out of my pocket yet? 33:06.981 --> 33:11.489 I think you can, if you're Black Squadron and... Yeah, you were stood down 40 minutes ago. 33:11.509 --> 33:11.709 Yeah. 33:12.745 --> 33:14.987 You know, Black Squadron is only nine till 9.30. 33:16.188 --> 33:17.509 You can remove the bread from your pots. 33:17.529 --> 33:17.950 Toast it. 33:18.070 --> 33:18.370 Eat it. 33:18.971 --> 33:19.951 Well, keep those coming in. 33:20.091 --> 33:29.800 If you've got ideas or if you want to confess things you do to make mundane activities more exciting, ways to kind of dramatise the boring in life to make it more interesting. 33:29.860 --> 33:32.643 You know, here's one from Ben from Bristol. 33:33.043 --> 33:38.247 He says, when shopping with my mum, this was something he used to do when he was younger, though. 33:38.928 --> 33:41.491 and it kind of crosses over with the things you did to be cool. 33:42.191 --> 33:44.193 But it's good to do when you're older as well. 33:44.433 --> 33:45.354 Is this making any sense? 33:45.895 --> 33:47.256 Is this a text we've received? 33:47.396 --> 33:52.481 This is a message that we got during the week on a different subject, but it fits in with this textination. 33:52.501 --> 34:03.392 When shopping with my mum, I used to pretend that I was a super advanced electronic human-looking trolley pusher who would try and walk in straight lines and turn the trolley in exact 90-degree angles around the supermarket. 34:03.812 --> 34:09.714 I would do the same in clothes shops, but would pretend to be a super advanced moving mannequin and stroll up and down the shop. 34:09.874 --> 34:10.374 That's good. 34:10.414 --> 34:11.874 You know, sometimes it's nice to do this. 34:11.894 --> 34:12.915 I am a robot. 34:12.995 --> 34:14.435 I can only turn 90 degrees. 34:14.455 --> 34:15.955 I am a robot. 34:16.155 --> 34:17.696 It's funny that robots say that, isn't it? 34:17.856 --> 34:18.796 I am a robot. 34:18.836 --> 34:19.036 Yeah. 34:19.716 --> 34:21.317 You were an robot. 34:22.057 --> 34:22.297 What? 34:22.397 --> 34:22.998 What would that mean? 34:23.278 --> 34:24.299 You were an robot. 34:24.339 --> 34:24.619 You were. 34:24.839 --> 34:26.300 He was an alien. 34:26.400 --> 34:27.621 He was an alien. 34:27.841 --> 34:30.783 He was there on an, an, my problem. 34:30.943 --> 34:31.764 I have problems. 34:32.544 --> 34:33.885 I am an robot. 34:33.905 --> 34:34.866 I am an robot. 34:35.026 --> 34:36.828 You were an robot. 34:37.328 --> 34:38.329 I have problems, please. 34:38.549 --> 34:39.589 Please reboot. 34:39.790 --> 34:40.650 Reboot me, please. 34:41.231 --> 34:42.972 Unplug and plug back in, please. 34:43.933 --> 34:44.193 Good. 34:44.513 --> 34:44.893 All right. 34:45.013 --> 34:45.714 We did that well. 34:45.734 --> 34:46.274 We dealt with that. 34:46.294 --> 34:47.675 That was, uh, that was very good. 34:48.356 --> 34:49.156 Oh, dear, dear. 34:49.176 --> 34:50.917 There's TV on the radio time now. 34:50.957 --> 34:51.678 This is crying. 34:52.554 --> 34:56.378 That was very pleasing stuff there from TV on the radio with crying. 34:56.398 --> 34:57.358 That's new. 34:57.378 --> 34:58.359 Is that even out yet? 34:58.519 --> 34:59.901 It's out on the 25th of May. 34:59.961 --> 35:02.223 It's from their recent album Dear Science. 35:02.363 --> 35:03.504 Which is supposed to be very good. 35:03.564 --> 35:10.050 It's a letter to science, which deserves to get some heated correspondence, because it's a controversial subject. 35:10.551 --> 35:14.935 Dear Science, is there any way that you could make yourself a tiny bit simpler? 35:15.595 --> 35:21.382 so that thick people can understand you and get more excited and they can join in and build rockets. 35:21.402 --> 35:23.885 My letter would say, dear science, stop playing God. 35:24.266 --> 35:24.566 Yeah. 35:24.826 --> 35:25.167 Yeah. 35:25.347 --> 35:31.935 Stop interfering with the natural order of things unless it's appropriate and you can make things better. 35:32.296 --> 35:32.576 Yeah. 35:32.616 --> 35:32.816 Yeah. 35:32.836 --> 35:34.098 When are you going to write that letter? 35:34.598 --> 35:35.018 Uh, never. 35:35.038 --> 35:35.559 Okay. 35:35.599 --> 35:35.779 Yeah. 35:36.479 --> 35:38.401 I suggest you go home and write it immediately. 35:38.661 --> 35:39.061 Okay. 35:39.141 --> 35:47.626 One of the nice things about Easter and the holidays for me was, uh, you know, getting to hang out with the children, obviously. 35:47.666 --> 35:47.887 Yes. 35:48.467 --> 35:51.429 And, and going around and meeting friends and seeing their little children. 35:51.449 --> 35:56.652 And you don't often, you know, like years go by these days and you don't get to see your friends, right? 35:56.972 --> 36:00.314 Like you might be lucky if you get to see them twice a year now. 36:00.935 --> 36:01.655 Sometimes that happens. 36:01.675 --> 36:02.556 I see you every week. 36:02.876 --> 36:05.938 Yeah, I know, but that's a weird situation, isn't it? 36:07.580 --> 36:11.263 So you get to see, you know, their children just shoot up and they grow up really quickly. 36:11.283 --> 36:19.409 Like the last time I saw this little chap the other day was when he was just crawling around and suddenly he's running around talking, it's quite disconcerting. 36:19.789 --> 36:23.712 But he's got some good mnemonics, this little boy that we were hanging out with. 36:24.593 --> 36:31.398 And one of them, because he's potty training at the moment, is that he's been taught by his parents was 36:32.399 --> 36:37.981 A wee or a poo in the potty or the loo is the way to get some chocolate. 36:40.122 --> 36:43.083 Because he gets, like, to encourage him to... Have they made that up? 36:43.503 --> 36:44.323 Yeah, they made it up. 36:44.583 --> 36:46.664 They're giving him rewards of chocolate, right? 36:46.684 --> 36:47.644 That's good, I suppose. 36:47.804 --> 36:48.985 It's probably effective, isn't it? 36:49.125 --> 36:50.045 It's very effective. 36:50.085 --> 36:53.206 I mean, he was really proud to tell it to us as well, to sing it to us. 36:53.446 --> 36:58.848 A wee or a poo in the potty or the loo is the way to get some chocolate. 36:59.088 --> 37:01.129 I wish I got chocolate for that. 37:01.809 --> 37:02.890 Well, that's what I was thinking. 37:03.230 --> 37:03.510 Is it? 37:03.690 --> 37:06.972 Yeah, because that mnemonic was stuck in my head the rest of the day. 37:07.012 --> 37:08.133 Could you flip it round? 37:08.153 --> 37:09.594 Where's my chocolate? 37:10.094 --> 37:15.017 I'll do a poo on the floor if you don't come in the door and give me a bar of chocolate. 37:17.919 --> 37:24.383 If you don't feed me sweets, I'll do a wee completely on your floor. 37:24.863 --> 37:25.264 Oh, woman. 37:26.204 --> 37:31.226 If I don't wee my sheets, could I have some special treats? 37:31.947 --> 37:32.327 What? 37:34.948 --> 37:38.369 I was just very stressed about that forthcoming rhyme. 37:38.970 --> 37:41.691 If I don't wee on my sheets, could I have some special treats? 37:41.711 --> 37:44.692 If you say no, I will punch you. 37:46.913 --> 37:47.793 That's very different. 37:47.833 --> 37:49.394 That's a mnemonic you don't want to 37:49.614 --> 37:50.994 That's not really a mnemonic, is it? 37:51.034 --> 37:53.675 We're using that word incorrectly, but you don't want to teach that to kids. 37:53.835 --> 37:54.455 No, exactly. 37:54.475 --> 37:55.655 They end up punching things. 37:55.795 --> 37:56.135 OK. 37:56.375 --> 38:01.977 All right, then, if you don't... It'd be good... Sorry, it'd just be good to think of... What, they're not mnemonics, are they? 38:01.997 --> 38:03.637 Yeah, it was a kind of a... A rhyme. 38:03.657 --> 38:05.277 An instructional rhyme. 38:05.337 --> 38:05.537 Yeah. 38:05.757 --> 38:07.098 Yeah. 38:07.158 --> 38:08.258 Sorry, I just tailed off there. 38:09.278 --> 38:10.438 It would be good, I agree with you. 38:11.879 --> 38:17.540 Anyway, I'd like to dedicate this next song to young people who are potty-trading everywhere. 38:19.681 --> 38:21.062 Wow, they're a tough audience to reach. 38:23.123 --> 38:23.783 They're a tough crowd. 38:24.004 --> 38:25.645 That's our main demographic. 38:25.665 --> 38:26.045 Do you think? 38:26.065 --> 38:26.845 They're under threes. 38:27.046 --> 38:27.286 Yeah. 38:27.726 --> 38:28.346 This is for you. 38:28.386 --> 38:30.248 This is Jonathan Richmond with Not Yet Three. 38:31.288 --> 38:32.709 Sounds like they're getting ready for summer. 38:33.030 --> 38:34.290 They're getting ready to jump in the pool. 38:34.310 --> 38:35.291 That's Friendly Fires. 38:35.411 --> 38:39.294 And it says here on our info sheet, Friendly Fires are an English band from St. 38:39.434 --> 38:41.635 Albans, which they've put in bold. 38:42.016 --> 38:43.096 That's why I read it like that. 38:43.236 --> 38:43.417 Yeah. 38:44.577 --> 38:45.338 In Hertfordshire. 38:45.418 --> 38:47.339 That's the correct way to read out anything in bold. 38:47.639 --> 38:48.340 Well, absolutely. 38:49.361 --> 38:52.184 Now, I'm a big fan of telly when it goes wrong. 38:52.424 --> 38:53.245 Everybody is, right? 38:53.445 --> 38:54.046 Dennis Norden. 38:54.266 --> 38:55.828 He runs the department. 38:56.128 --> 38:56.769 Is he still with us? 38:57.249 --> 38:57.870 I hope so. 38:58.911 --> 39:02.495 He runs the department where you collect bloopers, him and Terry Wogan. 39:02.655 --> 39:04.297 And she stepped in occasionally. 39:04.457 --> 39:06.399 Outtake TV. 39:06.459 --> 39:07.440 Everyone loves an outtake. 39:08.021 --> 39:09.682 Things going wrong on telly can be very funny. 39:09.842 --> 39:11.063 They can also be terrifying. 39:11.243 --> 39:15.266 In horror movies, it's used as a sort of signifier of the collapse of society, isn't it? 39:16.026 --> 39:21.830 If you see, like, a newsreader running away from his seat or the studio being invaded by zombies or something. 39:22.590 --> 39:28.114 Like in... Like in Romero films, that was a weird intake of breath for a little rung there. 39:28.294 --> 39:29.214 That's Lady Hawk again. 39:30.115 --> 39:30.956 Getting in the pipes. 39:32.036 --> 39:33.697 But I came across a brilliant bit of... 39:35.158 --> 39:38.660 Blueberry on the BBC News a couple of months ago that I recorded. 39:39.400 --> 39:46.124 And don't you find that pleasurable when you're flicking through channels and suddenly you notice that the picture's frozen or something? 39:46.224 --> 39:46.464 Yeah. 39:46.584 --> 39:48.465 Or that there's an ident just going round and round. 39:48.485 --> 39:52.667 It happens often on satellite stations that no one bothers to watch. 39:53.127 --> 39:57.129 Sometimes the picture will go wrong or the sound will go wrong and no one will be fixing it. 39:57.329 --> 39:57.589 That's right. 39:57.609 --> 39:58.129 Do you know what I mean? 39:58.149 --> 40:05.151 It's really fun to sit there and wait for whoever, you know, whatever man in some box somewhere is supposed to be monitoring the channel's output. 40:05.251 --> 40:12.534 You have the mistaken impression that maybe TV stations are run like Mars missions with huge rooms full of men. 40:12.554 --> 40:13.834 A slick, unstoppable machine. 40:13.914 --> 40:14.354 Exactly. 40:14.414 --> 40:16.615 But usually often it just comes down to one stroke. 40:17.435 --> 40:18.776 Manning a VCR. 40:19.057 --> 40:19.317 Right. 40:19.777 --> 40:22.380 And vision mixing mistakes are great fun I think as well. 40:22.400 --> 40:33.391 I like nothing more than when a reporter on the news throws to someone and the wrong clip comes on or there's the wrong caption under the wrong bit of footage or the guy they're throwing to isn't quite ready. 40:33.691 --> 40:36.254 And they'll get rattled sometimes and they'll make one mistake after the 40:36.274 --> 40:38.255 Yeah, well, this is what happens here. 40:38.315 --> 40:39.596 This is off. 40:39.756 --> 40:41.677 I can't quite remember what I got it off. 40:41.897 --> 40:42.898 It's BBC News. 40:43.378 --> 40:46.320 I'm not sure whether it's News 24 or the actual main news. 40:46.460 --> 40:47.481 They love bloopers on the News 24. 40:47.541 --> 40:51.103 Well, they do a lot of them on News 24, but here's quite a good one. 40:51.223 --> 40:58.407 She tries to cover this up, but she doesn't really succeed and she does a pretty good malapropism in trying to cover it up. 40:58.547 --> 41:03.230 So you've just got to imagine you've tuned into News 24 and you know they've got that audio sting. 41:03.710 --> 41:09.714 And basically the first thing that caught my attention was that the sting was just revolving infinitely. 41:09.754 --> 41:11.436 It didn't seem to be resolving in any way. 41:11.456 --> 41:13.077 So it was clear something was going wrong. 41:13.577 --> 41:14.778 It was staying on for too long. 41:14.798 --> 41:16.079 And this is what then happened. 41:20.602 --> 41:22.443 Good evening and welcome to the problem. 41:22.463 --> 41:25.145 We seem to be having a few problems this morning. 41:25.165 --> 41:28.728 I do apologise for that. 41:28.768 --> 41:30.329 Good evening and welcome to the problem. 41:32.146 --> 41:36.067 I mean, the BBC's got a whole raft of new problems that they're launching in the summer. 41:36.948 --> 41:38.368 Some hosted by Russ Abbott. 41:39.108 --> 41:40.689 Bruce is back with a big new problem. 41:41.009 --> 41:42.209 We might get a new problem. 41:42.289 --> 41:42.629 We are. 41:42.729 --> 41:44.050 We're one of the BBC's biggest problems. 41:44.070 --> 41:45.050 We're one of their main problems. 41:45.070 --> 41:46.411 A digital radio's biggest problem. 41:48.671 --> 41:49.772 Hello and welcome to the problem. 41:49.992 --> 41:51.472 And then she's got to say problem again. 41:51.632 --> 41:53.613 And she knows she can't say problem again. 41:53.773 --> 41:57.194 So she has to do a hesitation and a switcheroo. 41:57.514 --> 41:58.574 And then just play it once more. 41:58.934 --> 42:00.815 It's just like a sort of obstacle course for her. 42:05.273 --> 42:07.097 Good evening and welcome to the problem. 42:07.117 --> 42:09.822 We seem to be having a few problems this morning. 42:09.862 --> 42:10.784 I do apologise for that. 42:13.334 --> 42:14.595 I do apologise for that. 42:14.815 --> 42:16.556 We seem to be having some problems. 42:17.816 --> 42:18.457 That is wicked. 42:19.177 --> 42:20.398 It really makes me feel for her. 42:20.438 --> 42:21.659 She did a very professional job. 42:21.679 --> 42:22.919 I can't quite remember who that was. 42:22.939 --> 42:23.580 I mean, that's the thing. 42:23.620 --> 42:25.160 We can't string a sentence together. 42:25.200 --> 42:27.482 No, so you're wearing no place to point the finger at other people. 42:27.662 --> 42:32.885 But we can share a kind of spirit of bonding between other hopeless presenters on the BBC. 42:33.185 --> 42:34.525 Come and join us here on 6MUSIC. 42:35.486 --> 42:36.367 Just have a regular slot. 42:36.427 --> 42:37.808 Get out of News 24. 42:38.048 --> 42:41.392 It's way too much weight of expectation and professionalism there. 42:41.772 --> 42:43.073 Come and join us here on 6 Music. 42:43.093 --> 42:43.974 We're having a good time. 42:44.474 --> 42:48.498 Well, it's coming up to 10.30 here on BBC 6 Music. 42:48.518 --> 42:54.123 I'm feeling so we're going to hit it exactly at 10.30 and it is time for the news. 42:59.583 --> 43:01.526 What if I don't want to? 43:01.626 --> 43:02.647 But I'm using email. 43:02.807 --> 43:03.508 Is that a problem? 43:07.606 --> 43:14.672 Yes, that was Manx Street Preachers you heard just before the Text the Nation jingle there, with Jackie Collins' Existential Question Time. 43:15.473 --> 43:19.696 I mean, he must have been pleased when he thought of that song title, I would imagine. 43:20.096 --> 43:29.023 Maybe it's one in a series, Monty Donne's Existential... Metaphysical... Metaphysical... Proposition... 43:29.944 --> 43:30.224 Time. 43:30.264 --> 43:31.325 I'm just switching the words. 43:31.546 --> 43:31.806 Yeah. 43:31.866 --> 43:33.548 There's something different but a bit the same. 43:34.208 --> 43:36.030 Monty Don's... What was it? 43:36.330 --> 43:36.931 What was your one? 43:37.211 --> 43:39.153 Monty Don's Metaphysical Proposition. 43:39.273 --> 43:41.275 What about Monty Don's Metaphysical Swap Shop? 43:41.675 --> 43:41.975 Yes. 43:42.196 --> 43:42.716 What about it? 43:43.056 --> 43:43.857 Well that would be good. 43:43.877 --> 43:44.338 When's it on? 43:45.098 --> 43:46.099 Well that's on the album. 43:46.520 --> 43:46.580 Oh. 43:47.123 --> 43:48.304 Oh, that would be very good. 43:48.324 --> 43:49.984 That would be very good. 43:50.044 --> 43:51.025 Thanks for indulging me. 43:51.045 --> 43:51.585 That's OK. 43:51.985 --> 43:57.607 So Text the Nation this week, listeners, is all about things you do... Oh, we're having trouble trying to explain this. 43:57.627 --> 43:57.927 Head fun. 43:58.167 --> 43:58.567 Head fun. 43:58.887 --> 44:04.069 Yeah, things you do to make mundane activities more exciting, like little games you play. 44:05.010 --> 44:12.172 Matt has texted in with a suggestion for it, a descriptive term, which is autotainment. 44:12.673 --> 44:13.433 Autotainment. 44:13.993 --> 44:14.634 It's quite good, isn't it? 44:14.654 --> 44:16.855 Well, this is one of the things we were talking about, though. 44:17.136 --> 44:18.917 It sounds a little onanistic. 44:19.017 --> 44:21.199 We were talking about maybe calling it solo fun. 44:22.099 --> 44:23.601 That does sound onanistic. 44:23.701 --> 44:29.225 I mean, obviously, that's one of the fun things that you can do to cheer yourself up on your own, but... Autoerotic behavior. 44:29.345 --> 44:29.705 Yeah. 44:29.926 --> 44:31.167 But we're talking about other stuff. 44:31.187 --> 44:34.869 We're talking about less sexy stuff, I suppose. 44:34.950 --> 44:35.290 Yeah. 44:35.930 --> 44:36.491 I suppose so. 44:36.531 --> 44:39.973 Here's one from Chris, who says, Hi. 44:40.774 --> 44:46.879 If I've got to do a journey on foot, I like to pretend I'm in a race and try to overtake people ahead of me. 44:47.600 --> 44:52.204 I start in 22nd position and try to get to first place before I reach my destination. 44:52.404 --> 44:54.546 This can be quite a challenge if the streets are quiet. 44:55.306 --> 44:56.367 Mmm, that's a good game. 44:56.387 --> 44:57.228 That is a good game. 44:57.328 --> 45:00.871 But that would result in possibly quite aggressive walking in the streets. 45:00.891 --> 45:01.251 Shoving. 45:01.371 --> 45:02.633 He turned into one of the shovers. 45:02.693 --> 45:03.994 Farging past people. 45:04.194 --> 45:08.497 You know, we get a lot of emails from people who get very furious with slow walkers. 45:09.238 --> 45:10.059 Yeah, on the street. 45:10.099 --> 45:11.660 And I get furious with slow walkers. 45:11.800 --> 45:19.604 Well, I mean, young people tend to get furious with slow walkers, but generally, you know, people from out of town, slightly older people... You've got to be tolerant. 45:19.865 --> 45:20.965 You have to be tolerant. 45:21.025 --> 45:24.127 Also, there's nothing wrong with taking life slowly every now and again. 45:24.147 --> 45:25.828 You know, everyone's in such a rush, yeah? 45:26.209 --> 45:27.009 Yeah, yeah. 45:27.249 --> 45:28.250 Here's a chill cake. 45:28.490 --> 45:29.411 Would you like a slice? 45:30.391 --> 45:30.871 No, thanks. 45:33.268 --> 45:34.773 Stuff it up your gobble 45:41.471 --> 45:42.352 Please! 45:42.412 --> 45:43.193 Stuff it up, you've got one. 45:43.213 --> 45:44.855 Have some chill cake. 45:45.475 --> 45:47.838 Yeah, no one wants your chill cake at stale. 45:47.858 --> 45:49.579 Okay. 45:49.700 --> 45:50.180 Horrible. 45:50.200 --> 45:50.701 All right. 45:51.261 --> 45:57.247 Emlyn from Uxbridge says, whenever I'm doing something mundane, I always pretend I'm the champion of it. 45:57.788 --> 46:03.474 When I was a paperboy, I used to pretend I was in a paperboy competition with loads of other paperboys competing round the corner. 46:04.595 --> 46:06.377 I guess it's every employer's dream. 46:06.697 --> 46:06.957 Yeah. 46:07.057 --> 46:07.898 That's true, isn't it? 46:08.058 --> 46:09.280 To have some of that motivated. 46:09.360 --> 46:09.820 Exactly. 46:09.900 --> 46:14.505 To feel competitive, again, in a very nice way, polite way, not aggressive. 46:15.006 --> 46:15.286 Wow. 46:15.346 --> 46:19.090 You see, I don't... I used to... I think I used to do these things, but I've lost... What's happened to you? 46:19.190 --> 46:19.550 I don't know. 46:19.590 --> 46:20.571 I've lost my stuff. 46:20.671 --> 46:22.673 I've just started... You've lost your stuff. 46:23.414 --> 46:23.694 Yeah. 46:23.774 --> 46:25.094 You've had too many chill cakes. 46:25.114 --> 46:25.855 I've had way too many chill. 46:25.875 --> 46:26.995 You're overly chilled. 46:27.315 --> 46:30.096 You're like a lobster about to be boiled. 46:30.236 --> 46:31.396 And we've got to deal with that later in the program. 46:31.416 --> 46:32.056 We've got to deal with that. 46:32.596 --> 46:33.297 Now, you know what? 46:33.457 --> 46:35.697 I really haven't read any more or prepared them. 46:35.717 --> 46:38.838 I was thinking, one thing I do, does this count in the Text the Nation thing? 46:39.258 --> 46:40.479 Is I kind of make up jingles. 46:40.499 --> 46:44.880 I mean, I make up jingles for the show a lot, but I make them up in my everyday life as well. 46:44.960 --> 46:48.281 I like to sing to myself about certain situations, you know? 46:49.901 --> 46:51.382 We've got no fish fingers. 46:51.682 --> 46:53.122 There are no fish fingers. 46:53.142 --> 46:56.323 I wished I'd stocked up on the fish fingers. 46:56.343 --> 46:58.484 Well, I could have something else. 46:59.004 --> 47:01.205 So hang on, you're doing this just to yourself? 47:01.225 --> 47:02.565 Yeah, this is good. 47:02.585 --> 47:03.726 That kind of thing. 47:03.786 --> 47:04.506 Yeah, that's good. 47:05.166 --> 47:08.107 Oh no, we're out of toilet paper. 47:08.607 --> 47:11.027 I can't believe we're out of the DP. 47:11.147 --> 47:13.708 So your life is like a really boring rock musical. 47:14.008 --> 47:15.288 Or a bad radio station. 47:15.408 --> 47:20.389 If Tim Rice and Andrew Lloyd Webber wrote a West End musical about just a quite a boring day in your life. 47:20.569 --> 47:20.909 Exactly. 47:20.949 --> 47:23.130 These would be some of the songs on the soundtrack album. 47:23.190 --> 47:23.650 That's right. 47:24.570 --> 47:25.410 Out of toilet paper. 47:25.490 --> 47:26.571 That would be one of my favourites. 47:26.591 --> 47:27.711 And then when I do something wrong. 47:28.471 --> 47:30.533 all sort of go like this. 47:30.613 --> 47:31.274 Sometimes they do. 47:31.294 --> 47:32.695 It depends what situation it is. 47:33.235 --> 47:33.496 Right. 47:33.596 --> 47:34.717 You're a stupid idiot. 47:34.957 --> 47:36.278 You're a stupid idiot. 47:36.298 --> 47:38.160 You're an absolutely stupid idiot. 47:38.460 --> 47:39.941 Sounds like that might be the refrain. 47:40.242 --> 47:42.363 Sometimes I sing that to myself if I've done something. 47:42.383 --> 47:42.604 Do you? 47:42.704 --> 47:43.384 About yourself. 47:43.564 --> 47:44.886 You're a colossal prat. 47:45.166 --> 47:46.447 You are a colossal prat. 47:46.587 --> 48:03.153 that one doesn't scan no but that would be you know I sound it sounds like a quite thrash metal flavored yeah album that's for an angry one but I have some you know I have like oh nice morning a really nice morning oh nice and fresh this morning 48:05.053 --> 48:10.656 You know, usually what I if it's a lovely day and I'm walking outside I'll go I usually in my head I'm singing. 48:10.676 --> 48:25.705 Oh, what a beautiful morning What a beautiful day, but then I sort of think why do I always sing that's pathetic That's the only nice morning song I know so then I start making them up and that's when it goes wrong. 48:25.725 --> 48:25.765 Oh 48:25.945 --> 48:26.806 Yeah, they sound good. 48:26.826 --> 48:28.427 You should write some of them down in future. 48:28.607 --> 48:28.967 Thank you. 48:29.467 --> 48:30.568 And record them maybe. 48:31.649 --> 48:34.831 Especially if you keep them slightly non-melodic. 48:35.171 --> 48:36.752 The desire for fingers lingers. 48:37.272 --> 48:39.614 Oh, I miss my lovely fish fingers. 48:39.994 --> 48:41.195 Yeah, you should record that. 48:41.215 --> 48:42.275 No, I shouldn't really. 48:42.575 --> 48:43.196 It could be good. 48:43.436 --> 48:48.319 Listen, I'm going to read and prepare some more text the nation, so we'll come back to this properly a bit later in the show. 48:48.539 --> 48:50.841 Is this Vintage Lauren Hill that we're playing now? 48:50.901 --> 48:51.261 Yeah, this is. 48:51.321 --> 48:51.861 Vintage Lauren Hill. 48:51.921 --> 48:53.002 This is a good track. 48:53.522 --> 48:56.144 Is this from Missy... What was her? 48:56.204 --> 48:58.025 The miseducation of Missy Miss Miss? 48:58.125 --> 48:58.906 Probably, yeah. 48:59.206 --> 49:00.847 This is everything is everything, isn't it? 49:01.607 --> 49:04.048 Lauren Hill with Everything is Everything. 49:04.068 --> 49:07.229 This is Adam and Jo here on BBC Six Music on a Saturday morning. 49:07.489 --> 49:10.230 We're very, very pleased to have you along on the show. 49:10.270 --> 49:11.811 I'm trying to be sincere there, Jo. 49:12.011 --> 49:12.891 You did a very good job. 49:12.911 --> 49:13.511 Did I come across? 49:13.731 --> 49:14.892 Yeah, that was very touching. 49:14.912 --> 49:21.014 I mean, that was, you know, it's nice to be sincere every now and again, but then I catch myself being sincere and I start sickening myself. 49:21.474 --> 49:21.714 Really? 49:21.734 --> 49:22.634 I have to pull myself. 49:22.694 --> 49:24.455 You shouldn't have so much self-loathing. 49:25.155 --> 49:26.597 It's not self-loathing. 49:27.097 --> 49:30.821 You see, then you've pulled it into a different area that's too extreme. 49:30.962 --> 49:32.784 It's nothing to do with self-loathing. 49:33.484 --> 49:34.005 What is it then? 49:35.146 --> 49:37.929 Something more complicated, psychologically. 49:40.552 --> 49:41.213 My mistake. 49:42.438 --> 49:45.539 Listen, here's a free play by a band called Cassette Boy. 49:45.559 --> 49:47.140 I'm not sure whether you could call them a band. 49:47.180 --> 49:48.660 They sent in their CD to us. 49:49.641 --> 49:51.441 I'll tell you how they're described. 49:51.661 --> 49:56.123 Hey there, Cassette Boy are friends of my old friend, Tony McMurray, with whom I wrote The Last Chances. 49:56.183 --> 49:57.723 Well, they're really good, Cassette Boy. 49:57.923 --> 50:01.405 They sent you a copy of this as well, Adam Buxton, but you ain't taking it home yet. 50:01.445 --> 50:02.905 It's still lingering in its envelope. 50:03.425 --> 50:07.267 But they sort of do proper music and they also cut stuff up. 50:08.528 --> 50:21.080 the type of person who has a huge archive of bits of found audio that they then sort of chop together to make amazing sort of nonsense bits of audio which is known as plunder phonics. 50:21.949 --> 50:23.130 according to Wikipedia. 50:23.590 --> 50:26.252 Music, concrete or plunder phonics. 50:26.913 --> 50:28.574 They're sort of very creative samples. 50:28.634 --> 50:29.655 Music, concrete? 50:29.835 --> 50:31.156 Yes, I do recommend it. 50:31.896 --> 50:39.562 And maybe another week I'll play one of their more plunder phonic tracks, but they've also got three or four bits of music, mostly instrumental on there. 50:40.142 --> 50:42.464 And this is one of my favourites. 50:42.524 --> 50:43.865 Here, pass it to me a second. 50:43.885 --> 50:44.185 There you go. 50:44.585 --> 50:45.486 That's a really good cover. 50:45.526 --> 50:47.208 What's it like an embroidered cover? 50:47.228 --> 50:48.289 What's it like embroidered? 50:48.349 --> 50:49.691 Yeah, it's sort of knitted, isn't it? 50:49.711 --> 50:51.733 They're from Bryson, those guys. 50:52.334 --> 50:53.175 And they are well wicked. 50:53.195 --> 50:59.542 And here's my favourite track, which I'm slightly going to undercut, saying it's my favourite by not being able to remember what it's called. 50:59.943 --> 51:01.044 But it's called Giving Up Again. 51:01.084 --> 51:01.925 This is Cassette Boy. 51:06.331 --> 51:06.791 Ha ha ha! 51:26.462 --> 51:29.545 Over the beginning of that jingle, there's a sort of sinister low rumble. 51:29.585 --> 51:30.947 That was the end of Morrissey. 51:30.967 --> 51:32.789 Oh, that worked quite well. 51:32.829 --> 51:37.213 That sort of really dark streak to it. 51:39.635 --> 51:47.824 Because it reminds you of like, it would be a frightening party with some clowns, middle-aged clowns, you know, and clowns are frightening figures. 51:48.064 --> 51:48.625 Well, yeah. 51:49.245 --> 51:54.890 Anyway, we've got some really good made-up jokes still being sent in to us, and we would encourage you to keep them coming. 51:54.930 --> 51:56.452 The key point is that they're made up. 51:56.532 --> 51:57.493 They have to be authored. 51:57.893 --> 52:01.656 Oh, you have to believe 100% that you created the joke, right? 52:02.037 --> 52:06.681 Yeah, and we're not... I mean, personally, my favourite ones are the ones that are really quite tortured. 52:07.021 --> 52:07.221 Sure. 52:07.241 --> 52:09.223 And we've had quite a few of those. 52:10.144 --> 52:10.805 Do you want to start? 52:11.425 --> 52:12.546 No, I think you should start. 52:12.666 --> 52:13.126 All right, then. 52:15.127 --> 52:16.528 Should I start with a really good one? 52:16.568 --> 52:17.349 It's up to you, man. 52:17.369 --> 52:17.949 It's your choice. 52:18.310 --> 52:18.590 All right. 52:18.670 --> 52:23.593 Here's one from Paul Trays in Morden. 52:23.833 --> 52:24.213 Trays? 52:24.313 --> 52:24.894 How's that spelled? 52:24.934 --> 52:26.775 T-R-A-I-E-S. 52:27.015 --> 52:27.315 OK. 52:27.516 --> 52:28.476 Trays. 52:28.856 --> 52:30.818 Trays. 52:31.218 --> 52:31.718 He's in Morden. 52:31.738 --> 52:32.719 Hi, Adam and Jo. 52:33.119 --> 52:35.701 I have a joke I created, but I fear it's so good. 52:35.801 --> 52:36.281 Oh, no. 52:36.321 --> 52:37.502 I've got this one as well. 52:37.562 --> 52:38.663 Yeah, we've probably all got the same one. 52:38.683 --> 52:39.503 Well, I've only got two. 52:40.524 --> 52:41.826 Well, why don't you read that one out, then? 52:42.067 --> 52:42.287 Really? 52:42.307 --> 52:43.189 Have you got more than two? 52:43.389 --> 52:44.391 Yeah, I've got more than two. 52:44.491 --> 52:45.032 Thank you. 52:45.052 --> 52:50.160 I have a joke I created, but I fear it's so good that it must already exist. 52:50.240 --> 52:50.601 Question. 52:50.901 --> 52:52.524 What do you call a nervous Jedi? 52:53.005 --> 52:53.405 I don't know. 52:54.364 --> 53:04.049 answer panicking Skywalker I think this is amazing and swear blind that I thought it up thanks a lot your friend in time Paul Trays in there I mean that is a good one isn't it? 53:04.109 --> 53:13.274 Panicking Skywalker here's one from Corey Marsh hey James our producer he's just a smile a nervous smile any of that actual laughter for that one? 53:13.674 --> 53:19.838 Come on panicking Skywalker that's brilliant stop panicking Anakin have you got this one from Corey Marsh 53:20.978 --> 53:21.899 No, okay. 53:22.139 --> 53:22.779 This is a good one. 53:22.799 --> 53:23.540 This is an Easter one. 53:23.800 --> 53:24.540 Hi, Adam and Joe. 53:25.001 --> 53:26.081 Re-rubbish jokes. 53:26.241 --> 53:28.603 It was Easter the other day and I came up with a blinder. 53:29.223 --> 53:33.326 Arnold Schwarzenegger was upset last week because he didn't get any Easter eggs. 53:33.826 --> 53:37.108 His secretary... I remember this one. 53:37.128 --> 53:38.769 Because he's the governor of California, right? 53:39.069 --> 53:43.692 His secretary said to him, Mr. Governor, does this mean that you hate Easter now? 53:44.272 --> 53:48.095 And Arnold replied, nah, I still love Easter, baby. 53:49.356 --> 53:50.717 That's good! 53:50.797 --> 53:51.677 Come on! 53:51.777 --> 53:52.718 That's very good. 53:52.778 --> 53:54.259 I still love Easter, baby. 53:54.419 --> 53:55.080 That's brilliant. 53:55.260 --> 53:56.921 I mean, that's just good, good. 53:56.941 --> 53:57.462 That's brilliant. 53:58.042 --> 53:59.543 And... Wait, I've got one. 53:59.603 --> 54:03.326 Well, Cory finishes by saying, my girlfriend thinks that is a stupid joke. 54:03.486 --> 54:04.387 But what does she know? 54:04.647 --> 54:05.288 Regards, Cory. 54:05.928 --> 54:18.479 A lot of people, man, male people, or when I say lots, I mean one other, wrote in and gave us, I can't remember what the joke was, but he said, I told this to my girlfriend and she said to me, I don't find that sort of thing funny. 54:19.039 --> 54:23.943 It was just a bit of light wordplay, but the girlfriend dissed it, slapped it down. 54:24.063 --> 54:27.166 Girls can be very odd about attempts at humour sometimes. 54:27.426 --> 54:28.547 Well, they don't like it. 54:29.068 --> 54:30.670 Sometimes this is a generalisation. 54:31.090 --> 54:31.390 Is it? 54:31.831 --> 54:32.251 Might be. 54:32.652 --> 54:33.072 No, no. 54:33.112 --> 54:37.778 But to speak in generalisations, there does seem to be a sort of a male and female sense of humour, doesn't there? 54:37.858 --> 54:38.018 Right. 54:38.418 --> 54:44.545 I mean, women find Alan Carr very funny, so do I. But maybe as a rule, men find Alan Carr slightly less funny. 54:44.845 --> 54:45.186 Do you think? 54:45.626 --> 54:46.847 That's true. 54:46.927 --> 54:47.528 It's possible. 54:47.888 --> 54:49.190 We could get into deep water here. 54:49.210 --> 54:51.973 I'm going to back out of the water and lie on my towel on the beach for a bit. 54:52.373 --> 54:53.434 Here's another joke. 54:53.714 --> 54:54.876 This is from Simon Hall. 54:55.356 --> 54:56.537 It says, you ready for this one? 54:56.637 --> 54:56.778 Yep. 54:57.358 --> 55:00.481 A dog named Minton ate a shuttlecock. 55:01.382 --> 55:02.103 Bad Minton. 55:04.225 --> 55:22.191 Now what I like about that is you can actually execute that joke in a social event like you've got a dog, you name him Minton and all day you're naming him Minton and then he eats a shuttlecock, you put some Marmite on the end or something and then you turn to your friends and go bad Minton. 55:23.271 --> 55:43.820 and you've spent all that you actually named your dog so that you can do that joke yeah and brilliantly convoluted and you've also forced the dog to eat a shuttlecock just so that you can do a bit of feeble wordplay i think that's brilliant well done simon hall i've used up my best ones actually i say that but here's one from kent belm 55:44.700 --> 55:47.083 And he says B-O-E-H-M. 55:47.283 --> 55:47.724 A berm. 55:47.784 --> 55:48.284 A berm. 55:48.705 --> 55:49.326 A berm. 55:50.187 --> 55:54.712 Kent says, what do you call a president that can cure a hangover? 55:57.015 --> 55:57.996 Baraka-bama. 55:59.277 --> 56:00.699 Baraka-bama. 56:00.979 --> 56:01.340 Nice. 56:03.257 --> 56:05.078 Listen, keep your made up jokes coming in. 56:05.138 --> 56:05.939 We do enjoy them. 56:05.999 --> 56:10.282 They've got to be made up and they've got to be convoluted and slightly painful. 56:10.422 --> 56:11.843 I still love Easter baby. 56:12.243 --> 56:15.305 The email address is adamandjo.6musicatbbc.co.uk 56:16.991 --> 56:18.092 He's still laughing at that one. 56:18.172 --> 56:20.252 He's still a love-easter, baby. 56:20.513 --> 56:21.373 That's amazing. 56:21.433 --> 56:24.574 I mean, that's an absolutely watertight joke, Cory Marsh. 56:24.875 --> 56:25.835 You're a genius. 56:26.335 --> 56:27.596 Here's some music for you now. 56:27.616 --> 56:29.297 What have we got? 56:29.917 --> 56:30.777 Springfield. 56:31.338 --> 56:33.699 Oh, Camera Obscura. 56:34.019 --> 56:34.659 Hot new music. 56:34.859 --> 56:36.440 This is French Navy by Camera Obscura. 56:37.270 --> 56:37.911 That was lovely. 56:38.291 --> 56:40.313 Camera Obscura with French Navy. 56:40.553 --> 56:42.535 This is Adam and Joe here on BBC Six Music. 56:42.835 --> 56:45.137 Time to catch up with some Steven news now. 56:45.417 --> 56:51.663 If you've never listened to this show before, then let me tell you that Steven is a thing that has kind of grown up thanks to our listeners. 56:51.703 --> 56:53.285 It's a way they communicate with each other. 56:53.345 --> 56:55.667 If you're out in public and you shout, Steven! 56:56.107 --> 56:58.569 and someone you've never met before shouts, just coming! 56:58.969 --> 57:01.251 Then you know that you are both listeners to this show. 57:01.411 --> 57:02.491 That's it in a nutshell. 57:03.052 --> 57:08.696 But it's kind of controversial because in some places people are getting a bit bored with it, a bit angry with it. 57:09.096 --> 57:11.658 I noticed on YouTube I put a video of myself up. 57:12.718 --> 57:15.541 listening to our podcast in my shed on my YouTube channel. 57:16.181 --> 57:25.569 And there was a certain amount of Stevenage going on there and swinging Tarzan-like to a few other clips that had an Adam and Joe connection. 57:25.990 --> 57:30.954 There were people getting very irritated with people writing Steven and deliberately giving them a thumbs down. 57:30.994 --> 57:33.957 You know, you can write down comments on YouTube. 57:34.938 --> 57:41.745 And someone saying, give automatic thumbs down to anyone who shouts Steven and all this kind of stuff. 57:41.865 --> 57:44.267 Do you think that people that hate the program and us? 57:44.968 --> 57:45.268 Maybe. 57:45.288 --> 57:48.392 Or do you think they just are irritated by the Steven meme? 57:49.011 --> 57:55.175 Yeah, I mean, there's a certain type of person who just gets irritated once a little cultish thing gets rolling, don't they? 57:55.195 --> 57:58.377 You know, I understand that you would find Steven irritating. 57:58.978 --> 58:00.839 I can understand it's slightly irritating. 58:01.459 --> 58:03.361 But it's also slightly fun. 58:03.701 --> 58:04.301 Yeah, it's fun. 58:04.321 --> 58:05.722 And you know, you just have to give into it. 58:06.042 --> 58:07.343 It's a spiky prickly thing. 58:07.644 --> 58:08.964 Sticky is the term, isn't it? 58:09.345 --> 58:10.946 They used to use an advertising, right? 58:11.046 --> 58:11.326 Sure. 58:11.586 --> 58:13.948 Sticky, it's annoying, but it kind of clings to your clothes. 58:14.108 --> 58:14.708 Yeah, it's fun. 58:15.189 --> 58:16.409 Here's a message from Bill. 58:17.390 --> 58:26.339 He says, dear Adam and Jo, in light of recent comments on your show regarding inappropriate Stevenage, I took it upon myself to get a t-shirt printed up to combat this trend. 58:26.559 --> 58:27.580 See attached photo. 58:28.021 --> 58:34.747 He's a handsome man and he's wearing a t-shirt that says promoting responsible Stevenage. 58:34.928 --> 58:36.509 It's a nicely made t-shirt, isn't it? 58:36.549 --> 58:37.370 Yeah, it looks great. 58:37.650 --> 58:39.432 He's got a good little beard as well, hasn't he? 58:39.452 --> 58:41.234 A sort of emerging stubbly beard, the man. 58:41.414 --> 58:42.194 He's a handsome man. 58:42.734 --> 58:45.915 And it's good because we've talked about this on the show before. 58:45.955 --> 58:51.317 You know, it's all very well to shout Steven out at a gig, but if you do it while the performers are playing, it can be irritating. 58:51.337 --> 58:53.738 It can be irritating and put them off there. 58:54.438 --> 58:54.838 Off there. 58:55.078 --> 58:55.499 Who was that? 58:55.539 --> 58:55.899 Was that you? 58:55.919 --> 58:56.739 That was my mobile phone. 58:56.759 --> 58:57.039 Yeah. 58:57.919 --> 58:58.700 Getting a message in there. 58:59.280 --> 58:59.980 I bet it's a Steven. 59:00.000 --> 59:00.660 Do you think? 59:00.740 --> 59:00.960 Yeah. 59:01.361 --> 59:01.601 Check it. 59:01.621 --> 59:01.901 Go on. 59:02.101 --> 59:02.661 Have a little chuckle. 59:03.381 --> 59:05.662 But, you know, we promote responsible Stevenage. 59:05.682 --> 59:11.665 We don't want to put the performers off and we don't want to ruin gigs for other people, whether they're comedy gigs or music gigs and that kind of thing. 59:11.685 --> 59:14.707 So that's what Bill is responding to brilliantly with his t-shirt there. 59:15.047 --> 59:22.691 He says, I wore my t-shirt on Sunday to see Block Party and Foles, and I'm happy to report a lack of irresponsible call and response. 59:22.951 --> 59:27.253 Writing down the word Stevenage, however, reminds me of another quandary, The Spelling. 59:27.833 --> 59:31.875 You'll see that I've gone for the classic satellite town spelling, i.e. 59:32.155 --> 59:37.257 with a V and not Steven with a P-H, which lacks the double meaning. 59:37.658 --> 59:38.878 Have I made a grave error? 59:39.218 --> 59:42.920 I actually assumed that you would spell it with a P-H because the original Steven was with a P-H. 59:42.940 --> 59:43.380 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 59:43.640 --> 59:46.222 So Stevenage would be Stevenage with a P-H, right? 59:46.442 --> 59:48.303 In which case that fella's T-shirt is wrong. 59:48.383 --> 59:48.763 It's wrong. 59:48.783 --> 59:49.723 You can always print another one. 59:49.743 --> 59:50.724 But that means it's unique. 59:51.280 --> 59:51.520 Yeah. 59:51.920 --> 59:52.661 I mean, it's special. 59:52.781 --> 59:56.303 But it's a mistake most people make when they're talking about the phenomenon of Stevenage. 59:56.323 --> 59:58.424 They usually use a V. I would say it's a pH. 59:58.484 --> 59:58.724 Yeah. 59:59.045 --> 59:59.305 All right. 59:59.345 --> 01:00:00.245 Just to clear that up. 01:00:00.685 --> 01:00:03.927 Anyway, thank you very much indeed, Bill, and good t-shirt. 01:00:04.488 --> 01:00:13.073 However, there's been a more worrying Steven development because there was some Steven shouting at the Bat for Lashes concert. 01:00:13.333 --> 01:00:14.694 Here is an email. 01:00:14.794 --> 01:00:15.854 Is this the right one? 01:00:15.974 --> 01:00:16.695 Yeah, here we go. 01:00:16.995 --> 01:00:18.316 This is from Christine Jones. 01:00:18.956 --> 01:00:19.476 Hi, Adam and Jo. 01:00:19.496 --> 01:00:23.038 I went to see Bat for Lashes at the Junction in Cambridge on Easter Monday. 01:00:23.658 --> 01:00:32.441 About four songs in, Natasha was talking to the audience when a Stephen cry came from the audience, followed by just coming in chorus from about 20% of the audience, myself included. 01:00:32.921 --> 01:00:39.404 Natasha then said there had been far too many Stevens this tour, and she was thinking of introducing a penalty. 01:00:41.004 --> 01:00:41.925 Now, what could that mean? 01:00:41.945 --> 01:00:47.307 She's obviously engaged the audience in a discussion about Stephen, expressed her dislike, 01:00:48.107 --> 01:00:48.367 of it. 01:00:48.547 --> 01:00:49.568 She's irritated by it. 01:00:49.588 --> 01:00:53.989 She's irritated and she's threatening to actually issue some sort of penance, some kind of punishment. 01:00:54.169 --> 01:00:56.210 What would your penalty be from Natasha Khan? 01:00:56.490 --> 01:01:00.071 Ejection from the... I mean withholding of glitter privileges. 01:01:00.891 --> 01:01:02.052 Why do you think she's annoyed? 01:01:02.628 --> 01:01:06.030 Well, because it's just an annoying thing, isn't it? 01:01:06.110 --> 01:01:12.473 Like, when a trend starts, it's like someone shouts out a catchphrase or whatever, and then you start hearing it over and over again. 01:01:12.493 --> 01:01:15.515 You sort of think, it's those nerds or whatever, you know? 01:01:15.575 --> 01:01:17.676 I'm just putting myself in her mind. 01:01:17.696 --> 01:01:18.536 I don't think they're nerds. 01:01:18.936 --> 01:01:19.617 I think they're cool. 01:01:20.268 --> 01:01:24.992 Several people who listened to the show were at that concert, obviously, because of the amount of Stevenage. 01:01:26.033 --> 01:01:31.017 Some of them think that Natasha is being overly sensitive. 01:01:31.578 --> 01:01:33.139 Others can see where she's coming from. 01:01:33.540 --> 01:01:35.081 I can certainly see both sides. 01:01:35.702 --> 01:01:36.823 So what are we going to do about it? 01:01:37.611 --> 01:01:46.296 Well, you know, if she finds Stevenage so irritating, you know, maybe we find her records irritating. 01:01:46.676 --> 01:01:47.196 How about that? 01:01:47.997 --> 01:01:49.097 But I like her records. 01:01:49.117 --> 01:01:49.477 Yeah, I know. 01:01:49.517 --> 01:01:50.638 So do I. And I like her. 01:01:50.698 --> 01:01:51.699 I think she's attractive. 01:01:51.899 --> 01:01:53.199 Well, I'm very talented. 01:01:53.219 --> 01:01:53.800 That's true. 01:01:53.980 --> 01:01:54.480 And clever. 01:01:54.580 --> 01:01:55.741 And I like her band. 01:01:56.081 --> 01:01:57.362 I bet she's really good live. 01:01:57.442 --> 01:02:00.243 But admonishing Steven has put her in a different light. 01:02:00.763 --> 01:02:05.206 And maybe maybe now, you know, I'm going to shout Steven in the middle of the track that we play by her. 01:02:05.666 --> 01:02:06.266 How about that? 01:02:06.847 --> 01:02:08.548 Just to deliberately wind her up. 01:02:08.568 --> 01:02:10.849 There's no telling whereabouts it'll be. 01:02:10.869 --> 01:02:14.430 You have to listen very carefully to Daniel by a bat for lashes. 01:02:20.754 --> 01:02:21.374 Stephen! 01:02:30.472 --> 01:02:37.974 Is there any way to actually embed that Stephen Colum response in the copy of that track that is used on all six music programs? 01:02:38.934 --> 01:02:43.895 Or even throughout the BBC, so that whenever she's played on the BBC... Yeah, there's a bit of Stevenage. 01:02:43.915 --> 01:02:44.815 There's a bit of Stevenage. 01:02:45.355 --> 01:02:47.176 You know... Then she will rue the day! 01:02:47.476 --> 01:02:49.096 She will rue the day she messed with this show! 01:02:51.137 --> 01:02:52.297 You are an robot! 01:02:53.917 --> 01:02:54.998 Don't mess with our fans! 01:02:55.658 --> 01:02:56.198 We won't kill you! 01:02:57.118 --> 01:03:01.479 Sarah Hollis in Leeds, however, had a more positive time at a Bat for Lashes gig. 01:03:01.599 --> 01:03:11.041 Just to inform you, she says, of some successful Stevenage from the Leeds area, I attended a Bat for Lashes gig on Saturday night and decided to attempt my first Steven before the band came on. 01:03:11.441 --> 01:03:13.502 See, that's the time to do it, not during the performance. 01:03:13.822 --> 01:03:17.663 I gathered my courage and during a brief lull in the background music, I exclaimed, 01:03:18.543 --> 01:03:19.624 There was a long pause. 01:03:20.224 --> 01:03:22.985 I almost thought no one would respond. 01:03:23.246 --> 01:03:26.287 But finally, I heard a just coming from a group not too far away from me. 01:03:26.347 --> 01:03:28.168 Relieved, I decided to go over and say hi. 01:03:28.448 --> 01:03:33.111 Although we didn't have that much to say to each other beyond standard Steven-related chit chat. 01:03:33.131 --> 01:03:34.731 I mean, what kind of chit chat is that? 01:03:35.092 --> 01:03:39.194 They seemed like very lovely people, as I imagine most of your listeners are. 01:03:39.374 --> 01:03:41.575 And this became one of the highlights of my night. 01:03:41.815 --> 01:03:42.996 from Sarah Hollis in Leeds. 01:03:43.056 --> 01:03:43.997 I like those stories. 01:03:44.057 --> 01:03:45.658 Yeah, when people make new friends. 01:03:45.758 --> 01:03:48.100 Right, because that's what it's about, basically, isn't it? 01:03:48.120 --> 01:03:51.283 It's about making contact with people you might not have the mind to meet. 01:03:51.343 --> 01:03:51.803 Exactly. 01:03:52.804 --> 01:03:56.467 So, you know, sorry, Natasha Khan, if it put you off your stride. 01:03:56.527 --> 01:03:57.388 The wrath of Khan. 01:03:57.428 --> 01:04:01.051 Search for Spock. 01:04:02.632 --> 01:04:03.753 That'll be what's coming next. 01:04:05.895 --> 01:04:06.936 I can't find Spock! 01:04:08.497 --> 01:04:09.737 She's absolutely furious about that. 01:04:09.757 --> 01:04:11.758 She's furious about Spot going missing. 01:04:12.218 --> 01:04:13.598 This is the final conflict. 01:04:13.618 --> 01:04:14.758 Is that one of them? 01:04:14.778 --> 01:04:15.979 No, that's the omen. 01:04:16.079 --> 01:04:17.859 It's the final... Well, Frontier, is it? 01:04:17.899 --> 01:04:18.779 No, what's the... The final furlong. 01:04:19.279 --> 01:04:20.920 No, the final Edward furlong. 01:04:21.420 --> 01:04:23.500 Space Eddie, the final furlong. 01:04:25.021 --> 01:04:25.521 What was it? 01:04:25.641 --> 01:04:26.641 Let's just play some music. 01:04:26.661 --> 01:04:29.902 The final journey, the final trip, the final frontier. 01:04:29.942 --> 01:04:32.782 It's the one when they go to San Francisco and capture the big whale. 01:04:33.062 --> 01:04:33.862 The last straw. 01:04:34.283 --> 01:04:35.383 The last straw. 01:04:36.443 --> 01:04:38.404 Captain, this is the last straw. 01:04:38.424 --> 01:04:40.005 I don't know who that character is. 01:04:40.025 --> 01:04:42.466 I think it's just called Star Trek 5 Free Willy. 01:04:43.087 --> 01:04:44.127 I don't remember what it's called. 01:04:44.707 --> 01:04:45.468 The Final? 01:04:46.008 --> 01:04:46.729 The Voyage Home. 01:04:46.769 --> 01:04:47.089 Thank you. 01:04:47.129 --> 01:04:48.650 Nothing to do with finals at all. 01:04:49.050 --> 01:04:50.631 That's the best one as well, the Voyage Home. 01:04:50.691 --> 01:04:55.273 It's so annoying when people on the radio can't remember something and you're at home and you know it. 01:04:55.373 --> 01:04:55.593 Yeah. 01:04:55.913 --> 01:04:56.814 That's really annoying. 01:04:57.054 --> 01:04:58.195 Well, luckily we've got James here. 01:04:58.215 --> 01:04:59.375 We will have annoyed a lot of people. 01:04:59.455 --> 01:05:00.596 Sorry, a lot of people. 01:05:00.616 --> 01:05:01.356 Business as usual. 01:05:01.636 --> 01:05:03.577 Here is a free play for you. 01:05:03.617 --> 01:05:06.318 Hopefully this will calm you down and just chill everyone out. 01:05:06.378 --> 01:05:07.159 Have a chill cake. 01:05:07.199 --> 01:05:08.820 Look, I've made these specially for you. 01:05:08.900 --> 01:05:11.481 Why won't you have a chill cake? 01:05:12.021 --> 01:05:13.162 You just... I don't know. 01:05:13.182 --> 01:05:15.163 It's the sales pitch isn't very chill. 01:05:15.283 --> 01:05:15.583 Right. 01:05:16.163 --> 01:05:18.384 You can't sell chill cakes that aggressively. 01:05:18.404 --> 01:05:19.285 Chill cakes! 01:05:19.565 --> 01:05:21.125 Fury buns you sell like that. 01:05:21.165 --> 01:05:22.226 That's the neighbouring stall. 01:05:24.105 --> 01:05:25.146 Anger, anger buns. 01:05:25.446 --> 01:05:25.887 Anger subs. 01:05:26.047 --> 01:05:26.868 Anger buns. 01:05:27.088 --> 01:05:27.989 That's all I could think of. 01:05:28.369 --> 01:05:30.372 That long pause and then I came back with anger buns. 01:05:31.413 --> 01:05:32.133 My buns are angry. 01:05:32.173 --> 01:05:32.534 Go on then. 01:05:32.574 --> 01:05:33.635 Let's play the record. 01:05:33.675 --> 01:05:38.760 This is the Sir Douglas Quintet with Sunday Sunny Mill Valley Groove Day. 01:05:38.800 --> 01:05:39.561 I hope you enjoy it. 01:05:40.791 --> 01:05:43.552 That was the Maccabees with Love You Better. 01:05:43.832 --> 01:05:46.753 You're tuned to Adam and Joe here on BBC 6 Music. 01:05:47.073 --> 01:05:48.994 We're going to launch into some text the nation. 01:05:49.134 --> 01:05:50.755 Do you mind? 01:05:58.097 --> 01:06:04.719 Sorry, Steve LaMax, just wondering. 01:06:05.639 --> 01:06:06.179 Are you finished? 01:06:06.299 --> 01:06:06.540 Yeah. 01:06:06.620 --> 01:06:07.140 Lady Hawk. 01:06:07.280 --> 01:06:07.540 Yeah. 01:06:07.700 --> 01:06:08.160 All right then. 01:06:08.760 --> 01:06:14.522 We've got a special listener made jingle for Text-o-Nation this time and this is by Mr Robert Wilkinson. 01:06:14.962 --> 01:06:17.523 He's put kind of a country flavor on the whole situation. 01:06:17.823 --> 01:06:18.283 See what you think. 01:06:31.109 --> 01:06:32.170 Nice harmonies there at the end. 01:06:32.510 --> 01:06:32.830 Very nice. 01:06:32.870 --> 01:06:35.192 I mean, that sounds as if he might have played those instruments himself. 01:06:35.232 --> 01:06:38.854 He's not just using Garageband, but it sounds as if he might have some actual talent. 01:06:38.874 --> 01:06:40.375 Some talent's unusual, isn't it? 01:06:40.395 --> 01:06:41.296 What are you doing here, you idiot? 01:06:41.336 --> 01:06:42.096 On this programme. 01:06:42.296 --> 01:06:43.097 You idiot hole. 01:06:44.598 --> 01:06:45.779 You've come in the wrong door, mate. 01:06:46.059 --> 01:06:46.820 Get out, Wilkerson. 01:06:46.860 --> 01:06:47.340 Down the hall. 01:06:47.600 --> 01:06:48.641 Thank you very much for that. 01:06:49.021 --> 01:06:55.165 Now, Text the Nation this week is about games you kind of play in your own head to make life more fun sometimes. 01:06:55.225 --> 01:06:55.725 Yeah. 01:06:55.966 --> 01:06:56.886 Autotainment. 01:06:57.046 --> 01:07:00.469 Someone else came up with a good one, but I've thrown it away, so let's move on. 01:07:00.609 --> 01:07:01.049 Nice finding. 01:07:01.309 --> 01:07:03.111 Here's one from Martin in Glasgow. 01:07:03.232 --> 01:07:08.878 He says, when I go up in a lift I like to pretend I'm going up to a space shuttle for launch. 01:07:09.459 --> 01:07:12.303 I start muttering equipment and status checks. 01:07:14.022 --> 01:07:14.983 That's quite good, isn't it? 01:07:15.043 --> 01:07:15.343 Yeah. 01:07:15.743 --> 01:07:18.085 I mean, lifts are boring and he's made them exciting. 01:07:18.646 --> 01:07:25.311 I think sometimes I think that I'm joining like the last space shuttle for humanity when I'm aboard a plane. 01:07:25.331 --> 01:07:25.771 You know what I mean? 01:07:26.091 --> 01:07:26.412 Yes. 01:07:26.632 --> 01:07:31.696 I sort of think I'm part of the best of the best selected from the remainder of planet. 01:07:32.536 --> 01:07:33.217 How deluded. 01:07:33.237 --> 01:07:34.678 Well, exactly. 01:07:34.718 --> 01:07:36.419 But that's the point, isn't it? 01:07:36.659 --> 01:07:37.980 The opposite would probably be true. 01:07:38.261 --> 01:07:39.181 Enjoyable delusions. 01:07:39.361 --> 01:07:39.502 What? 01:07:39.522 --> 01:07:40.342 I mean, weed it out. 01:07:40.402 --> 01:07:43.405 Yeah, entering a huge waste disposal unit. 01:07:44.305 --> 01:07:44.765 Sorry. 01:07:45.286 --> 01:07:47.847 I mean, some people like you, but not enough. 01:07:48.007 --> 01:07:50.348 Your name's come up in the rubbish lottery. 01:07:50.748 --> 01:07:52.189 Bye-bye. 01:07:53.069 --> 01:07:53.309 Next. 01:07:56.111 --> 01:07:57.391 Chris Miles, this way. 01:07:58.112 --> 01:07:58.352 Yes. 01:07:58.572 --> 01:07:59.372 He's in the good plane. 01:07:59.492 --> 01:08:01.073 He's in like, yeah, he's best of the best. 01:08:01.593 --> 01:08:02.634 Here's one from Glenn. 01:08:02.954 --> 01:08:06.416 He says, I'm a floor fitter and everything I and my... What? 01:08:06.976 --> 01:08:10.418 I'm a floor fitter and everything I and my mate at work. 01:08:11.598 --> 01:08:12.259 Oh, God. 01:08:12.379 --> 01:08:13.400 Come on, that makes sense. 01:08:13.480 --> 01:08:14.060 It doesn't. 01:08:14.200 --> 01:08:16.062 Everything I and my mate at work do. 01:08:16.242 --> 01:08:17.523 Yeah, well, that's what goes wrong. 01:08:18.443 --> 01:08:18.964 Oh, God. 01:08:19.124 --> 01:08:19.604 I'm going to move on. 01:08:19.884 --> 01:08:20.925 Here's one from Lee. 01:08:21.025 --> 01:08:21.886 I'm going to go. 01:08:21.926 --> 01:08:25.689 I'll go back and figure that one out, but it needs to be rewritten in order to be coherent. 01:08:26.089 --> 01:08:27.350 Lee in the library, Swansea. 01:08:27.450 --> 01:08:29.952 I like to flush the toilet before I finish, then race. 01:08:31.453 --> 01:08:31.573 What? 01:08:32.145 --> 01:08:32.806 Yeah, think about it. 01:08:33.406 --> 01:08:33.866 Oh, right. 01:08:33.947 --> 01:08:35.328 That's an insane game. 01:08:36.429 --> 01:08:38.630 Here's another one from Jim Bob. 01:08:38.830 --> 01:08:40.692 What kind of game is that? 01:08:40.772 --> 01:08:43.334 I've got an old TV that takes ages to warm up. 01:08:43.614 --> 01:08:46.056 The sound comes on, but no picture for a couple of minutes. 01:08:46.497 --> 01:08:49.279 I click my fingers at it when I think the picture's going to appear. 01:08:49.699 --> 01:08:51.060 It's brilliant when I get it right. 01:08:51.801 --> 01:08:55.904 It's like I used magic, but I live alone, so there's rarely anyone there to see it. 01:08:56.464 --> 01:08:56.965 Jim Bob. 01:08:57.886 --> 01:08:59.026 This magical house. 01:08:59.667 --> 01:09:02.029 My telly's quite responsive, but I can imagine that one. 01:09:02.169 --> 01:09:02.949 Yeah, that's a good one. 01:09:02.969 --> 01:09:03.530 That's a good one. 01:09:03.550 --> 01:09:04.630 Here's one from Will in London. 01:09:04.931 --> 01:09:08.393 When I'm using my computer at work, I hover over the bar at the bottom. 01:09:08.834 --> 01:09:11.395 I'm given the option to lock the taskbar. 01:09:11.976 --> 01:09:18.901 Every time I see this, I sing, lock the taskbar to the tune of Rock the Casper, making it seem much less mundane. 01:09:23.426 --> 01:09:27.030 That's the song. 01:09:28.231 --> 01:09:34.819 Douglas Carter, a Black Squadron member in London, says this is my contribution to things people do to make mundane things more epic. 01:09:35.399 --> 01:09:38.222 When I get in the lift at work, I pretend I'm a shaman. 01:09:38.883 --> 01:09:41.284 And the lift only moves at my command. 01:09:41.744 --> 01:09:46.866 So as the doors close, I perform an elaborate upward or downward crouching sweep with my arms. 01:09:47.386 --> 01:09:48.907 I haven't been caught doing it yet." 01:09:50.227 --> 01:09:51.008 That's a good one, isn't it? 01:09:51.068 --> 01:09:56.270 To pretend that you control the movements of all objects in the world psychically. 01:09:56.410 --> 01:09:57.470 Sure, I do do that one. 01:09:57.490 --> 01:10:00.311 There's a door at home... It's kind of like Jim Carrey probably does in the street. 01:10:00.471 --> 01:10:01.291 Crazy stuff like that. 01:10:01.311 --> 01:10:05.033 Yeah, there's a door at home that swings very slowly shut. 01:10:05.573 --> 01:10:07.595 And I like to control it with my arms. 01:10:07.615 --> 01:10:09.136 There you go, that's exactly the kind of thing. 01:10:09.176 --> 01:10:10.897 As if I'm controlling the movement of the door. 01:10:12.818 --> 01:10:15.520 It's a good noise for it to make as well, a farty noise. 01:10:15.560 --> 01:10:16.921 Yeah, that was actually a fart. 01:10:17.950 --> 01:10:25.736 Sam in Edinburgh says, dear Adam and Jo, when I have the time, especially at work, I like to position my head so that objects in my field of vision line up exactly. 01:10:26.177 --> 01:10:26.517 Nice. 01:10:26.757 --> 01:10:29.900 It gives me some sense of order in this chaotic and scary world. 01:10:29.960 --> 01:10:31.641 That's a whole other thing, though, isn't it? 01:10:31.761 --> 01:10:47.634 I mean, that fits into this textination, but people who like to organise things, you know, if you look at a sign, you want to make the, you want to organise the letters of the word in the sign so that they kind of match, you have to find 01:10:47.694 --> 01:11:04.273 the centre letter it's all gone a bit rain man in here who's on third base here's one from space commander Jeremy Hughes in Haverford West sometimes while I'm driving I'll pretend I'm actually piloting a spacecraft I use 01:11:08.778 --> 01:11:19.003 I use all the dashboard buttons for spaceship-related functions, even sometimes sticking a small piece of paper on the windscreen to use as a targeting device to take out oncoming cars. 01:11:19.063 --> 01:11:19.944 That's going too far. 01:11:19.964 --> 01:11:20.864 That's a good idea. 01:11:21.324 --> 01:11:27.907 I use the cigarette lighter to launch a space torpedo and wait for it to click back out so that I know the next torpedo is loaded. 01:11:27.927 --> 01:11:29.488 That's good. 01:11:29.548 --> 01:11:30.449 How old is this, Jack? 01:11:30.489 --> 01:11:30.729 Come on. 01:11:31.349 --> 01:11:52.850 uh he doesn't say be nice to know your age on some yeah that could be dangerous the targeting device on the windscreen sounds a little dangerous to me because presumably you'd have to swerve to line the car up yeah and that could be dangerous let's have some uh more we'll wrap these up after the news but right now we can we can slide a little bit of blur in just before the 11 30 news this is the universe 01:11:53.655 --> 01:11:58.561 We were just exchanging a little bit of movie opinions during that song, weren't we Adam? 01:11:59.061 --> 01:12:09.013 Yeah, Joe was talking about the fact that he didn't understand what the raging forest fire motif was in the film Lakeview Terrace. 01:12:09.113 --> 01:12:09.754 But I liked it. 01:12:09.814 --> 01:12:12.036 We both enjoyed the film Lakeview Terrace a lot. 01:12:12.757 --> 01:12:18.080 It's a current DVD rent that listeners, you know, if they want to rent something, they might like our recommendations. 01:12:18.200 --> 01:12:21.521 Because I'm not a big fan of the director in general, the writer. 01:12:21.921 --> 01:12:23.702 He did Neil the Boot. 01:12:23.942 --> 01:12:24.683 Neil the Butte, yeah. 01:12:24.703 --> 01:12:27.104 He did the erasable Wicker Man remake. 01:12:27.244 --> 01:12:29.805 I mean, some people really, really rate Neil the Butte there. 01:12:29.825 --> 01:12:30.585 He started off well. 01:12:30.806 --> 01:12:31.026 Yeah. 01:12:31.126 --> 01:12:34.167 He likes stuff about misogyny and class and race. 01:12:34.187 --> 01:12:35.528 He likes to push buttons, doesn't he? 01:12:35.548 --> 01:12:37.869 Yeah, but Lakeview Terrace is actually pretty good. 01:12:38.069 --> 01:12:39.190 It's pretty good and satisfying. 01:12:39.210 --> 01:12:40.030 You get choked up there. 01:12:40.670 --> 01:12:41.612 With emotion, remember? 01:12:41.652 --> 01:12:43.574 No, it was a little burplicious. 01:12:43.654 --> 01:12:44.215 Yeah, yeah. 01:12:44.655 --> 01:12:48.139 I guess Lakeview Terrace is good if you lower your expectations to a Wicom and remake level. 01:12:48.259 --> 01:12:48.700 Right, right. 01:12:48.720 --> 01:12:49.440 And it's a work of genius. 01:12:49.460 --> 01:12:50.041 No, it's good, man. 01:12:50.101 --> 01:12:51.363 It's good whatever way you slice it. 01:12:51.443 --> 01:12:55.007 The other one, we were talking the other week, yeah, Adam said body of lies is good. 01:12:55.247 --> 01:13:00.731 Well, you've been avoiding that because of the fact that it's, you know, who's in it and what it's about. 01:13:00.771 --> 01:13:04.755 Well, the choice for me that I presented to you the other week was which one do I see? 01:13:04.795 --> 01:13:06.476 Which of the heavy hitting movies do I see? 01:13:06.556 --> 01:13:08.277 Body of Lies or Righteous Kill? 01:13:08.678 --> 01:13:09.358 Right. 01:13:09.638 --> 01:13:18.125 Do I see Righteous Kill with Pacino and De Niro or do I see Body of Lies with, directed by Riddles and starring the little man? 01:13:18.345 --> 01:13:18.986 What's his name again? 01:13:19.706 --> 01:13:21.629 Leonardo DiCaprio. 01:13:21.709 --> 01:13:22.570 And Russell Crowe. 01:13:22.830 --> 01:13:23.751 And Rusty Crowe bag. 01:13:25.073 --> 01:13:28.537 And you told me, you said that I should start with Righteous Kill. 01:13:28.938 --> 01:13:32.041 Well I'd heard that Body of Lies was nonsense. 01:13:32.722 --> 01:13:37.528 Well Righteous Kill, let me tell you, is a much bigger bag of nonsense. 01:13:37.588 --> 01:13:38.770 But entertaining, isn't it? 01:13:39.170 --> 01:13:42.573 Isn't it so awful that it's shockingly amazingly strange? 01:13:42.693 --> 01:13:44.175 It's very, very odd. 01:13:44.195 --> 01:13:52.343 I mean, it's just a bizarre film from another world with some incredibly misogynistic female portrayal in there. 01:13:52.383 --> 01:13:56.006 You were telling me about some of the content that can't be repeated on a Saturday morning programme. 01:13:56.046 --> 01:13:56.647 No, no, no, no, no. 01:13:56.667 --> 01:13:58.048 It's unbelievable. 01:13:58.088 --> 01:13:58.608 Unbelievable. 01:13:59.029 --> 01:14:00.590 And in every conceivable way. 01:14:00.650 --> 01:14:01.771 Body of Lies, however, 01:14:02.452 --> 01:14:10.417 is all about the war against terror and all the moral quandaries that lie therein for the people involved. 01:14:11.278 --> 01:14:13.520 And I thought it was pretty good and pretty exciting. 01:14:13.540 --> 01:14:15.681 And Leonardo DiCaprio goes from strength to strength. 01:14:15.721 --> 01:14:16.061 Does he? 01:14:16.281 --> 01:14:17.202 I'm going to watch it now. 01:14:17.302 --> 01:14:17.842 I'm excited. 01:14:17.862 --> 01:14:23.546 I thought it was just going to be Russell Crowe barking into telephones and like blurry shots of helicopters and... No. 01:14:23.887 --> 01:14:24.067 No. 01:14:24.127 --> 01:14:27.649 I mean Riddles, you forget that Riddles is an absolute... He is a master. 01:14:27.749 --> 01:14:28.590 He is the master. 01:14:29.230 --> 01:14:30.550 I would do anything for Riddles. 01:14:30.590 --> 01:14:35.471 If Riddles wanted me to clean his shoes or just take out the rubbish rolls. 01:14:35.511 --> 01:14:36.892 You haven't even seen a good year? 01:14:37.272 --> 01:14:39.052 I have seen it. 01:14:39.452 --> 01:14:40.952 I will see anything that Riddles does. 01:14:40.992 --> 01:14:41.653 I'm not fussed. 01:14:41.913 --> 01:14:47.134 If he wanted me to polish his cigars or pick up the cigar ash and eat it, I would. 01:14:47.394 --> 01:14:48.694 Would you do the same for Russell Croke? 01:14:48.714 --> 01:14:49.734 Because they're very good friends. 01:14:50.454 --> 01:14:51.675 I'm not sure about Rusty. 01:14:51.755 --> 01:14:54.235 If you're going to get Riddles, you've got to get Riddles and Rusty. 01:14:54.315 --> 01:14:54.835 I admire Rusty. 01:14:54.855 --> 01:14:56.455 They're a double act now. 01:14:56.475 --> 01:14:57.756 You can't get one without the other. 01:14:57.776 --> 01:14:58.836 They're doing Robin Hood together. 01:14:59.036 --> 01:14:59.416 Are they? 01:14:59.596 --> 01:15:01.717 Yeah, they're linked joined at the hip. 01:15:02.197 --> 01:15:02.737 They just hang out. 01:15:02.757 --> 01:15:04.457 You should watch the extras on the film The Good Year. 01:15:04.597 --> 01:15:04.817 Right. 01:15:05.078 --> 01:15:05.958 It'll make you feel sick. 01:15:06.358 --> 01:15:06.778 No, I did. 01:15:06.798 --> 01:15:08.318 With happiness and confusion. 01:15:08.358 --> 01:15:08.618 Yeah. 01:15:09.199 --> 01:15:10.179 Anyway, that's film news. 01:15:10.999 --> 01:15:12.359 And what were we going to talk about? 01:15:12.379 --> 01:15:13.760 We were going to talk about The Camden Crawl. 01:15:13.820 --> 01:15:15.660 Yes, this is a major event for Six Music. 01:15:16.000 --> 01:15:18.361 Six Music has blanket coverage of The Camden Crawl. 01:15:18.541 --> 01:15:30.908 happening in London next weekend as an extraordinary array of bands, including Echo and the Bunnymen, Idlewild, The Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Wire, 808 State, Billy Bragg, The Fool, The Maccabees, The View, some of the greatest bands in the known universe are playing there. 01:15:31.488 --> 01:15:33.529 And extraordinary event, King Creosote as well. 01:15:34.249 --> 01:15:35.170 All my favourites. 01:15:35.570 --> 01:15:37.731 We are going to be there as well as Lauren Laverne. 01:15:37.911 --> 01:15:38.732 Did you say that already? 01:15:38.852 --> 01:15:38.992 No. 01:15:39.592 --> 01:15:40.893 We're going to be there, listeners. 01:15:41.513 --> 01:15:44.535 So if you're around, then you might see us wondering about. 01:15:44.595 --> 01:15:46.796 We might be there on Friday evening, I think. 01:15:47.176 --> 01:15:52.899 Yeah, to record some bits and bobbles that we'll then play in the programme that will be coming live from the Camden Crawl on Saturday. 01:15:53.219 --> 01:15:58.242 So if you're shopping in Camden, or you're just out and about, keep an eye out for us. 01:15:58.562 --> 01:16:01.524 For two slightly weird, craggy... Yeah. 01:16:02.064 --> 01:16:03.145 One... So-and-so. 01:16:03.185 --> 01:16:04.126 Yeah, tall one. 01:16:04.946 --> 01:16:06.167 And one normal one. 01:16:07.627 --> 01:16:08.487 That's being nice. 01:16:08.507 --> 01:16:08.908 Well done. 01:16:08.968 --> 01:16:09.568 Thanks. 01:16:09.848 --> 01:16:10.788 So yeah, watch out for that. 01:16:10.928 --> 01:16:19.590 And hey, listen to the podcast as well, because we might have further news that we can't confirm at this point about a way in which you can get involved in that show. 01:16:19.971 --> 01:16:24.412 So check out the podcast when it's published, hopefully on Monday night for further information. 01:16:24.572 --> 01:16:28.613 We'll wrap up Text the Nation very shortly with a couple more little bits. 01:16:29.093 --> 01:16:32.334 But right now, here's Mark Ronson with Oowee. 01:16:32.374 --> 01:16:33.034 It's a song about wee. 01:16:33.957 --> 01:16:39.520 Like my tiny little Kathy in Paris, you'll find two men called Adele. 01:16:41.260 --> 01:16:42.081 Text-a-nation! 01:16:42.141 --> 01:16:43.201 Text, text, text! 01:16:43.321 --> 01:16:44.062 Text-a-nation! 01:16:44.102 --> 01:16:45.062 What if I don't want to? 01:16:45.322 --> 01:16:46.063 Text-a-nation! 01:16:46.163 --> 01:16:47.163 But I'm using email. 01:16:47.343 --> 01:16:48.063 Is that a problem? 01:16:48.083 --> 01:16:48.944 It doesn't matter, text! 01:16:51.175 --> 01:16:51.435 Did I? 01:16:51.495 --> 01:16:53.436 Am I going mad or did I hear that? 01:16:54.436 --> 01:16:56.517 It was a sort of a French baguette style. 01:16:56.537 --> 01:17:02.079 Well, that was an exciting little teaser for a new podcast. 01:17:03.580 --> 01:17:04.480 A French business. 01:17:04.500 --> 01:17:07.201 Not a trail, but a sting for our French listeners. 01:17:07.241 --> 01:17:10.943 If you download our podcast, you'll get the full version of that this week, right? 01:17:11.463 --> 01:17:12.903 Amongst other great things. 01:17:13.104 --> 01:17:17.445 If you've never downloaded the podcast before, you are missing out because there's extra stuff in there, right? 01:17:17.765 --> 01:17:17.885 Right. 01:17:18.046 --> 01:17:18.926 And it's exciting. 01:17:19.546 --> 01:17:20.768 So, download it. 01:17:20.828 --> 01:17:21.749 I really... Did I say that? 01:17:21.969 --> 01:17:22.830 It's exciting. 01:17:23.090 --> 01:17:23.951 It's exciting. 01:17:24.451 --> 01:17:25.633 It's really exciting. 01:17:26.033 --> 01:17:27.955 Let's wrap up Dextination right now. 01:17:27.975 --> 01:17:35.823 Yeah, the theme this week is stuff you do to make games you play with yourself to make mundane activities more exciting and epic and dramatic. 01:17:37.806 --> 01:17:50.204 Leanne in Belfast says when asked do I wish to proceed when entering a website I find myself saying under my breath you bet your ass I wish to proceed like the computer hacker in Die Hard 01:17:51.946 --> 01:17:52.867 You bet your ass. 01:17:54.269 --> 01:17:54.790 That's good. 01:17:56.172 --> 01:18:07.226 Tom, aged 21, in Lancaster, says, Hi Adam and Jo, when I'm on a train that isn't very busy, I like to slouch down in my seat so that I can only see the sky out of the window and pretend the train is flying! 01:18:08.867 --> 01:18:09.607 I know that feeling. 01:18:09.687 --> 01:18:14.669 I had a similar thing when I was at school and riding to school on the top deck of a double-decker bus. 01:18:14.729 --> 01:18:19.191 I used to imagine there was no bottom deck and it was a top deck strapped to the back of a bantha. 01:18:20.031 --> 01:18:21.752 A bantha from Empire Strikes Back? 01:18:21.772 --> 01:18:23.953 Or no, Star Wars. 01:18:24.653 --> 01:18:28.735 And when it went over potholes and wobble I used to think it was the wobbling bantha. 01:18:30.115 --> 01:18:30.435 Yeah? 01:18:30.555 --> 01:18:31.736 Oh, you're so imaginative. 01:18:31.896 --> 01:18:32.917 Aren't I just? 01:18:33.317 --> 01:18:39.802 My imagination is full of images from Star Wars in obscure film that no one's ever seen or thought about. 01:18:40.603 --> 01:18:41.803 Obscure art film. 01:18:41.843 --> 01:18:44.085 Obscure film from Americans. 01:18:46.226 --> 01:18:53.130 Jamie Sadler, aged 30, says, this text the nation is helping me realise I'm a bit less mental than I had assumed. 01:18:53.551 --> 01:18:53.991 Thank you. 01:18:54.711 --> 01:18:58.273 Then he says something that slightly undercuts that statement. 01:18:58.654 --> 01:19:01.135 I nod at traffic lights to allow them to change. 01:19:01.195 --> 01:19:02.456 Hey, that's a good one. 01:19:02.636 --> 01:19:02.896 Is it? 01:19:03.056 --> 01:19:03.576 Yeah. 01:19:04.297 --> 01:19:04.577 Right. 01:19:05.037 --> 01:19:05.778 I know that feeling. 01:19:05.878 --> 01:19:12.401 I mean, you could get your authority challenged and undermined when the headlights, what are they called? 01:19:12.802 --> 01:19:13.342 Traffic lights? 01:19:13.382 --> 01:19:14.943 Yeah, when they change without a nod. 01:19:15.203 --> 01:19:15.383 Right. 01:19:15.664 --> 01:19:18.406 Because they'd be flying in your face flagrantly. 01:19:18.426 --> 01:19:18.627 I know. 01:19:18.647 --> 01:19:19.708 If they'd changed, wouldn't they? 01:19:19.728 --> 01:19:20.529 They'd be disobeying you. 01:19:20.649 --> 01:19:21.910 That would be a bad feeling, certainly. 01:19:21.930 --> 01:19:23.491 Do you do that? 01:19:23.512 --> 01:19:24.412 I'm toyty about it. 01:19:24.633 --> 01:19:26.555 Yeah, I like to nod at traffic lights. 01:19:27.556 --> 01:19:32.721 It's nice, we talked about this before, feeling you're controlling an animatologist is a good feeling, a good powerful feeling. 01:19:33.021 --> 01:19:33.901 I control the world. 01:19:34.222 --> 01:19:36.162 Like your carry, at the end of carry. 01:19:36.222 --> 01:19:36.422 Right. 01:19:37.623 --> 01:19:55.510 You only, here we go, Dean in Toronto, in what Dean in Toronto County Durham says, when I'm filling my car up at the petrol station, I pick a four digit number, such as 1982, the year I was born, then I hold the petrol pump on full flow until the number is the price, until the number in the price window is nigh. 01:19:55.930 --> 01:19:56.971 Do you get what he's saying there? 01:19:57.091 --> 01:19:57.291 Yeah. 01:19:57.651 --> 01:19:59.852 The aim is to get the price exactly as £19.82. 01:19:59.892 --> 01:20:00.412 You only get one go. 01:20:03.173 --> 01:20:18.289 Well that is do I mean I like to do that but just round it up to 20 quid mm-hmm And then I get annoyed if it's 20 pounds and one pence you know or five pence Anybody listening anybody listening. 01:20:18.329 --> 01:20:19.090 That's a good one. 01:20:20.011 --> 01:20:20.551 I never do that. 01:20:20.591 --> 01:20:21.653 I just go for a full tank 01:20:22.453 --> 01:20:24.074 Why do you only get like 20 quid's worth? 01:20:24.734 --> 01:20:26.395 I don't know, that's a good point. 01:20:26.575 --> 01:20:28.015 Why don't I fill the whole tank up? 01:20:28.396 --> 01:20:29.336 Because I'm stingy. 01:20:29.516 --> 01:20:29.996 Yeah. 01:20:30.356 --> 01:20:31.817 I just like... Johnny Stinchbag. 01:20:31.837 --> 01:20:33.638 Johnny Stinchbag. 01:20:33.658 --> 01:20:34.718 That's a good question actually. 01:20:34.818 --> 01:20:36.779 I always get 20 quid's worth of petrol. 01:20:36.839 --> 01:20:39.320 And you get tiny amounts out of the cash point as well, don't you? 01:20:40.180 --> 01:20:40.801 Johnny Stinchbag. 01:20:40.821 --> 01:20:44.522 Yeah, well, I tend to get, yeah, 30 or 40 quid, it's true. 01:20:44.542 --> 01:20:46.523 But I'm loaded. 01:20:46.883 --> 01:20:47.583 That's the point. 01:20:47.743 --> 01:20:48.384 I'm loaded. 01:20:48.424 --> 01:20:49.224 Absolutely loaded. 01:20:49.664 --> 01:20:50.384 What's the logic then? 01:20:50.404 --> 01:20:53.966 Because you've got no more room because you've got so many money bags around you. 01:20:54.026 --> 01:20:56.747 I spent so long in my life with no money at all. 01:20:56.767 --> 01:20:57.547 Do you know? 01:20:57.567 --> 01:21:04.010 We're just living from 50 pence to 50 pence that now that I've got a tiny bit of money... You're still frugal. 01:21:04.110 --> 01:21:05.550 I'm saving it up for something. 01:21:06.210 --> 01:21:06.871 I'm not sure. 01:21:06.911 --> 01:21:09.692 I think I'm saving it up to be taken by the government when I die. 01:21:10.632 --> 01:21:11.772 So you've got all this money. 01:21:12.032 --> 01:21:16.233 I'm proposing spending all my nectar points for a points party. 01:21:16.253 --> 01:21:18.014 Yeah, that's not real money. 01:21:18.054 --> 01:21:18.754 Sometime in the future. 01:21:18.774 --> 01:21:19.934 Yeah, of course that's real money. 01:21:19.954 --> 01:21:21.135 That's supporting my family. 01:21:21.555 --> 01:21:25.315 And I rashly just said, I'm going to blow all my nectar points on a points party. 01:21:25.335 --> 01:21:30.697 But that's what I'm saving it up for, to support my family, if I have a family, to send them to the world's poshest schools. 01:21:30.737 --> 01:21:31.177 Yeah, good. 01:21:31.977 --> 01:21:33.418 Yeah, St. 01:21:33.538 --> 01:21:33.978 Toities. 01:21:34.118 --> 01:21:34.318 St. 01:21:34.438 --> 01:21:35.819 Oities and Toities. 01:21:36.099 --> 01:21:37.119 Listen, here's a free choice. 01:21:37.180 --> 01:21:39.701 I played some music by this band during the pre-record last week. 01:21:39.721 --> 01:21:41.482 They're called North Atlantic Oscillation. 01:21:42.162 --> 01:21:49.825 And they're my new favourites and I played them on the show last week and the lead singer Sam sent me through a link to their new album that hasn't been released yet. 01:21:50.206 --> 01:21:51.506 It's going to be called Grappling Hooks. 01:21:51.866 --> 01:21:54.808 But I really like the music that this band do. 01:21:54.848 --> 01:21:56.028 Is that a good reason to like a band? 01:21:56.168 --> 01:21:56.368 Sure. 01:21:56.389 --> 01:21:57.289 How did you come across them again? 01:21:57.849 --> 01:21:59.490 off of a website called Art Rocker. 01:21:59.510 --> 01:22:00.111 Do you remember? 01:22:00.211 --> 01:22:02.232 Yeah, and this is a track from their new album. 01:22:02.652 --> 01:22:03.613 The album's grappling hooks. 01:22:03.653 --> 01:22:07.295 The band is North Atlantic Oscillation, and this track is called 77 Hours. 01:22:07.835 --> 01:22:10.337 Yeah, put that in your pipe and smoke it, Grandad. 01:22:11.257 --> 01:22:13.158 That's what music should be. 01:22:14.519 --> 01:22:15.600 Confusing tingling. 01:22:16.160 --> 01:22:17.061 Insane noises. 01:22:17.101 --> 01:22:18.041 I love that track. 01:22:18.261 --> 01:22:20.863 77 Hours from North Atlantic Oscillation. 01:22:21.623 --> 01:22:23.765 Have a slice of chill cake. 01:22:24.938 --> 01:22:26.960 OK, this is Adam and Jo here on BBC Six Music. 01:22:26.980 --> 01:22:28.260 That's pretty much it for our show. 01:22:28.341 --> 01:22:29.681 Thank you so much for listening. 01:22:29.742 --> 01:22:30.942 We really appreciate it. 01:22:31.643 --> 01:22:34.585 Yeah, Liz Kershaw's coming up after us in about four minutes time. 01:22:34.665 --> 01:22:40.709 But tomorrow here on BBC Six Music, Stephen Merchant, who is the tall one from The Office. 01:22:41.570 --> 01:22:42.250 You know that show? 01:22:42.411 --> 01:22:43.171 Yeah, I've heard of it. 01:22:44.172 --> 01:22:50.115 He is doing a show on this station and he's got David Tennant, who is the tall one from Doctor Who. 01:22:50.355 --> 01:22:51.496 Have you heard of that programme? 01:22:51.516 --> 01:22:52.337 X of Doctor Who. 01:22:52.597 --> 01:22:54.058 Yeah, well he's still the Doctor. 01:22:54.258 --> 01:22:54.718 Still, yeah. 01:22:55.279 --> 01:22:56.019 I didn't watch it. 01:22:56.039 --> 01:22:57.700 They had a bus in the desert or something. 01:22:57.720 --> 01:22:58.821 I'm not a Doctor Who man. 01:22:58.961 --> 01:22:59.241 Aren't you? 01:22:59.281 --> 01:23:00.342 Neither am I, I'm afraid. 01:23:00.982 --> 01:23:02.143 But I saw the trailer a lot. 01:23:02.303 --> 01:23:03.023 My sons love it. 01:23:03.404 --> 01:23:03.704 Yeah. 01:23:03.944 --> 01:23:05.265 It's for kids and adults. 01:23:05.725 --> 01:23:06.906 And Cybermen, yeah. 01:23:07.706 --> 01:23:13.069 He's a guest on Steven Merchant's show tomorrow, David Tennant, that's very exciting, and Merchant has Gomez live in session. 01:23:13.449 --> 01:23:16.730 So that's a show that you should definitely listen to here on 6 Music Tomorrow, early afternoon. 01:23:16.870 --> 01:23:19.992 Don't forget to download the podcast, it's usually available on, well it's Tuesday night now it comes. 01:23:27.995 --> 01:23:36.704 Well no, James, now that he's back in town, our producer James, who produced last year, he went for a little employment sabbatical in Australia, didn't you mate? 01:23:37.145 --> 01:23:49.137 He's back now looking very tanned and handsome, and he has taken the whole thing in hand, so all this business of it not coming out until Wednesday, that's over, that's in the past, bang, Monday night, James is going to be on it. 01:23:50.038 --> 01:23:51.761 Yeah, five o'clock on Monday. 01:23:51.801 --> 01:23:52.842 He's giving us a time. 01:23:53.303 --> 01:23:55.526 This guy is so professional. 01:23:55.847 --> 01:23:57.109 I mean things are changing around here. 01:23:57.189 --> 01:23:58.370 He'll probably get rid of us. 01:23:58.571 --> 01:23:59.051 Kapow. 01:23:59.332 --> 01:23:59.652 Exactly. 01:23:59.672 --> 01:24:00.614 Because we're too tatty. 01:24:00.734 --> 01:24:02.356 Get a couple of robots in to do it instead. 01:24:02.376 --> 01:24:03.378 Yeah, a couple of professionals. 01:24:03.778 --> 01:24:04.679 Handsome robots. 01:24:06.020 --> 01:24:09.302 And to Dec, he could get, for example... Ooh, that's on tonight, isn't it? 01:24:09.322 --> 01:24:11.203 Ooh, I love that programme! 01:24:11.303 --> 01:24:12.824 I mean, that was an amazing one last week. 01:24:12.844 --> 01:24:20.247 I think it's... Well, I've been enjoying Britain's Got Talent more than is humanly recommendable for the last... How long has it been on? 01:24:20.287 --> 01:24:20.687 Two years? 01:24:20.787 --> 01:24:21.388 Three years? 01:24:21.408 --> 01:24:22.468 You know, I've never watched it before. 01:24:22.688 --> 01:24:24.369 The first time I watched it was last weekend. 01:24:24.429 --> 01:24:25.830 I think it's... Is it two years? 01:24:25.850 --> 01:24:26.510 I think it's three years. 01:24:26.690 --> 01:24:28.471 And it was pretty good stuff, I have to say. 01:24:28.551 --> 01:24:29.171 Oh, it's amazing. 01:24:29.231 --> 01:24:30.752 Some of it was a little nauseating. 01:24:31.232 --> 01:24:32.394 Yeah, but that's part of the charm. 01:24:32.414 --> 01:24:33.295 It's part of the charm, isn't it? 01:24:33.335 --> 01:24:34.877 It's the ultimate Saturday night. 01:24:35.237 --> 01:24:37.400 It's like having salt and vinegar injected to your eyeballs. 01:24:38.181 --> 01:24:38.421 Wow. 01:24:38.602 --> 01:24:39.823 That sounds like fun. 01:24:40.184 --> 01:24:41.185 Thank you so much for joining us. 01:24:41.225 --> 01:24:41.806 Have a good week. 01:24:41.826 --> 01:24:43.087 Stick around for Liz Kershaw. 01:24:43.468 --> 01:24:44.028 Thanks for listening. 01:24:44.129 --> 01:24:44.389 Take care. 01:24:44.409 --> 01:24:44.589 Bye. 01:24:44.729 --> 01:24:44.910 Bye.