WEBVTT 00:07.312 --> 00:13.757 There'll be some music and some random talking in between, and then eventually the whole thing will just end. 00:15.219 --> 00:20.343 As Dusty Springfield with Son of a Preacher Man, this is Adam and Jo on BBC Six Music. 00:20.563 --> 00:23.165 It's Saturday, the 27th of December. 00:24.006 --> 00:30.912 We're squeezed, we're sandwiched between Christmas Day and the New Year, and this is our special sandwich show. 00:31.072 --> 00:32.453 It's the day after Boxing Day. 00:32.473 --> 00:33.314 What do you call that day? 00:33.334 --> 00:35.215 Disappointment Day. 00:36.216 --> 00:37.237 Yeah, Botox Day. 00:37.517 --> 00:38.098 Botox Day. 00:38.138 --> 00:38.718 Botox Day. 00:38.819 --> 00:39.299 I don't know. 00:39.439 --> 00:45.424 But to further complicate things, listeners, we have to admit to you that we're not actually live in the studio. 00:45.444 --> 00:45.544 What? 00:45.945 --> 00:47.486 We are pre-recording this show. 00:47.986 --> 00:49.848 We want to be upfront and clear about it. 00:49.868 --> 00:51.029 We don't want any confusion. 00:51.049 --> 00:51.389 No. 00:51.409 --> 00:53.771 Because confusion costs lives. 00:55.093 --> 01:00.097 And when people get confused about whether radio or TV shows are live or not. 01:00.337 --> 01:01.278 When television lies. 01:01.298 --> 01:02.339 People start dying. 01:02.759 --> 01:03.139 It's true. 01:03.179 --> 01:08.621 And we want to avoid that, especially on Disappointment Day, this special time of year. 01:09.322 --> 01:16.644 So you're all probably feeling a little bit bloated, a bit disgusted with yourselves for watching those films that you watched there on Christmas Day. 01:17.405 --> 01:19.966 What kind of films do you think people are watching on Christmas Day? 01:20.686 --> 01:23.548 You know, people can watch a lot of filth on a Christmas Day. 01:23.608 --> 01:23.888 Really? 01:23.948 --> 01:24.228 Yeah. 01:24.508 --> 01:24.789 Channel 5. 01:24.849 --> 01:26.249 How much do you want to bet Channel 5? 01:26.310 --> 01:30.432 Because we don't know just yet, because we're pre-recording this show exactly what's going to be on. 01:30.452 --> 01:35.315 Do you think Channel 5 will put on the strongest erotic film ever broadcast on terrestrial television? 01:35.335 --> 01:36.316 Almost, if anyone learns. 01:36.356 --> 01:37.616 At lunchtime on Christmas Day. 01:37.636 --> 01:37.877 Yeah. 01:38.157 --> 01:39.278 That would be typical, wouldn't it? 01:39.318 --> 01:41.059 It would be typical of Channel 5, surely. 01:41.099 --> 01:42.960 If any broadcaster is going to do it, it's going to be 5. 01:43.540 --> 01:44.181 And now on Channel 5? 01:46.182 --> 01:46.722 Sandy crack. 01:48.703 --> 01:50.504 It's a beach set, adult film. 01:51.545 --> 01:52.285 They won't show that. 01:52.345 --> 01:57.428 That sort of business has absolutely no business with Christmas, does it? 01:57.528 --> 01:59.029 Can you get a Sandy Crack on Blu-ray? 01:59.850 --> 01:59.990 Yes. 02:01.443 --> 02:02.884 You wouldn't want to, though. 02:02.904 --> 02:05.564 It's too detailed. 02:06.385 --> 02:06.845 That's shocking. 02:07.125 --> 02:10.186 So that's a nice family way of starting the show, isn't it, listeners? 02:10.286 --> 02:10.806 Not really. 02:10.906 --> 02:11.746 But you started it. 02:11.847 --> 02:12.127 I know. 02:12.147 --> 02:12.787 I finished it. 02:12.847 --> 02:13.647 Partly my fault. 02:14.067 --> 02:18.449 On the other hand, maybe you're doing, you know, maybe you're listening to this program after the 27th. 02:19.509 --> 02:23.134 Maybe you're even listening to the show on New Year's Eve itself. 02:23.594 --> 02:26.778 And we had our Christmas show before last week, of course. 02:27.219 --> 02:30.242 This is more like a New Year's Eve celebration, right? 02:30.563 --> 02:34.067 A celebration putting 2008 to bed and getting ready to welcome 2009. 02:35.288 --> 02:38.089 Exactly, and we've got some special guests in the studio to help us. 02:38.770 --> 02:42.251 Garth Jennings will be here, and so will Chris Salt, the salt man. 02:42.652 --> 02:47.834 Assault on Precinct 13, Ready Salted Crisps is the man with the most nicknames in the country. 02:47.874 --> 02:48.374 Some are salt. 02:48.795 --> 02:49.315 Some are salt. 02:49.395 --> 02:50.936 It's a never-ending list of nicknames. 02:50.976 --> 02:55.638 He'll be here, and we're going to be playing out the show this week as well with a song that was Megamix. 02:56.218 --> 02:56.738 That's right. 02:56.758 --> 03:01.022 We found a genius on the internet in the world of YouTube and we've invited him here. 03:01.082 --> 03:02.443 He's come all the way from Newcastle. 03:02.843 --> 03:04.044 That's all still to come. 03:04.064 --> 03:06.526 And of course, great music, listeners. 03:06.606 --> 03:06.886 Yes. 03:07.046 --> 03:09.868 But before the great music, no, that's not true. 03:10.008 --> 03:11.169 Here is some great music. 03:11.570 --> 03:13.611 This is the Ting Tings with That's Not My Name. 03:13.631 --> 03:15.032 That's one of the bands of the year. 03:15.072 --> 03:15.733 The Ting Tings. 03:15.753 --> 03:16.533 And this is brilliant. 03:16.653 --> 03:17.814 One of the tracks of the year. 03:17.894 --> 03:18.375 Here we go. 03:18.715 --> 03:20.596 That's the Ting Tings with That's Not My Name. 03:20.877 --> 03:22.398 One of the records of the year, right? 03:23.143 --> 03:24.003 Absolutely, yeah. 03:24.043 --> 03:29.025 That's the sound of... That's the sound of Young Britain created by a couple of people in their late twenties. 03:29.325 --> 03:30.205 Have you got that record? 03:30.385 --> 03:31.305 I do have that record. 03:31.405 --> 03:33.226 I listened to the whole record once. 03:33.826 --> 03:34.306 Is it good? 03:34.546 --> 03:35.547 Yeah, it's pretty good. 03:35.687 --> 03:47.010 It's like one of the... Well, it reminded me of the sort of thing that we, you know, the kind of thing that is fun to listen to, a bit of disposable pop that very much crystallizes a moment of your youthful musical life. 03:47.550 --> 03:50.571 And for many people, it'll be the soundtrack of a wonderful year. 03:50.971 --> 03:57.559 For me, it was an inconsequential piece of bottom fluff that I will never be bothered with again. 03:57.659 --> 04:02.986 But it meant a huge amount to a lot of people who will one day be leading this great country of ours. 04:03.106 --> 04:08.312 Now, listeners, you just heard the heartwarming giggle of Garth Jennings there, who's entered the studio. 04:08.332 --> 04:08.853 Hello, Garth. 04:08.993 --> 04:09.913 Hello, everybody. 04:09.933 --> 04:11.194 Thanks for coming in. 04:11.534 --> 04:14.095 Why, I can't just sound like a normal person. 04:14.775 --> 04:16.696 It's fine to giggle, stupid giggles. 04:16.776 --> 04:17.976 People love the giggles. 04:18.257 --> 04:21.678 Man, it's nearly New Year, and you've got post-Christmas hysteria, that's what it is. 04:21.758 --> 04:22.318 That's right. 04:22.818 --> 04:34.963 And it's a fun time of year, and we're sandwiched, as we record this show, between two studios here at the Big British Castle, one of which contains beautiful pneumonia, and the other of which contains frightening Steve LaMac. 04:37.405 --> 04:38.165 He's not frightening. 04:38.185 --> 04:38.686 No, he's not. 04:38.726 --> 04:39.206 He's lovely. 04:39.226 --> 04:41.387 He's actually looking very healthy and good looking at the moment. 04:42.128 --> 04:43.589 But we are also drawing in the studio. 04:43.609 --> 04:44.450 What are you suggesting there? 04:44.530 --> 04:45.070 I don't know. 04:45.130 --> 04:46.151 Just try and move on. 04:46.211 --> 04:46.831 Just ignore it. 04:46.871 --> 04:47.272 Move on. 04:48.212 --> 04:50.694 He just is like an indie vampire sometimes. 04:50.714 --> 04:51.435 That's all I'm saying. 04:51.455 --> 04:54.197 He spends a lot of time DJing and partying. 04:54.217 --> 04:55.137 Not for rock too. 04:55.157 --> 04:56.598 Eventually it takes a toll. 04:56.638 --> 04:57.379 It takes its toll. 04:58.659 --> 05:11.645 Anyway, in the studio right here though, we're also joined by another friend of the programme, Chris Salt, the winner of our Video Wars competition, who of course came to visit us just after he won the competition. 05:11.685 --> 05:12.545 Chris, nice to see you again. 05:12.565 --> 05:13.265 Hello again, yes. 05:13.525 --> 05:13.966 How are you? 05:14.246 --> 05:14.786 I'm fine, thanks. 05:15.006 --> 05:17.208 How was your Christmas, even though it's not happened yet? 05:17.288 --> 05:19.751 My Christmas was fantastic. 05:19.811 --> 05:20.351 Yeah, yeah. 05:20.412 --> 05:21.953 And I got lots of great presents. 05:22.273 --> 05:25.857 Seriously though, what are you hoping to get, seeing as we are pre-recording this show? 05:26.077 --> 05:27.058 More computer games. 05:27.399 --> 05:27.699 Yeah. 05:27.879 --> 05:31.222 I've already played a lot of computer games this year, but... Hey Chris, I've got an idea. 05:32.362 --> 05:50.744 later in the show you and I we should do we should do a computer games round up because you and I I think we play a lot of similar games between us you probably got them covered yes mind games we did we never play mind games yeah no we're not clever enough that's my favorite video games that's what I play with my wife mind games 05:52.705 --> 05:54.206 Sounds like a Peter Gabriel single. 05:54.446 --> 05:57.508 Well, wasn't there a song called Mind Games? 05:57.528 --> 05:58.168 That's John Lennon. 05:58.308 --> 06:01.370 Yeah, he did a song called Mind Games. 06:01.390 --> 06:02.231 There was someone else. 06:02.711 --> 06:03.472 It was a rock song. 06:03.852 --> 06:04.912 Mind Games! 06:05.173 --> 06:06.233 If there wasn't, there should have been. 06:06.653 --> 06:08.174 Listen, let's get into your free play, Adam. 06:08.194 --> 06:08.935 What have you got for us? 06:09.215 --> 06:10.876 Well, actually, Garth got me into this. 06:11.356 --> 06:22.680 This was from the Portishead that they released, the long-awaited release from The Head, The Portises, and it's a lovely bit of a mellowness from that album called The Rip. 06:22.720 --> 06:24.901 That is both grills and skills. 06:25.221 --> 06:30.843 Portishead with The Rip from their third album that was released this year, of course, in June. 06:31.203 --> 06:32.604 Seems such a long time ago now. 06:33.084 --> 06:34.245 One of the enjoyable sounds of 2008. 06:34.325 --> 06:37.386 That was the month when I had shingles. 06:37.867 --> 06:38.227 Was it? 06:38.247 --> 06:39.808 It'll always be shingles month for me. 06:40.208 --> 06:42.589 I should have bought my shingles photos in again. 06:42.629 --> 06:43.649 You could have reminisced. 06:43.810 --> 06:44.550 That would have been scary. 06:44.570 --> 06:45.350 What about the puss? 06:46.411 --> 06:48.232 Oh, those were the buboes. 06:49.827 --> 06:55.029 Night Games was the song I was thinking of, incidentally, not mind games, by Graham Bonnet, soft rock fans. 06:55.510 --> 06:56.150 Night Games. 06:56.750 --> 07:00.672 We are joined by Chris Salt, the winner of our Song Wars competition. 07:00.932 --> 07:06.795 Now, in case you don't know listeners, Chris Salt won that competition, and he's a very accomplished, uh, animator. 07:07.235 --> 07:11.617 And Chris, you did a fantastic Lego bit of animation for our competition earlier this year. 07:12.257 --> 07:14.558 You won in the face of great competition. 07:14.598 --> 07:15.538 There were like 250 entries or something. 07:17.119 --> 07:21.441 Yeah, two hundred and fifty, and unprecedented number of entries. 07:21.521 --> 07:25.322 Two thousand five hundred entries we got, Chris, and you won. 07:25.723 --> 07:26.403 Congratulations. 07:26.763 --> 07:29.824 So how has your life changed, I would imagine, out of all recognition? 07:30.404 --> 07:31.925 Almost out of all recognition, yes. 07:32.245 --> 07:39.748 What's actually happened is, since winning, and appearing on the show, two video production companies have approached me. 07:40.088 --> 07:40.829 No, is that true? 07:40.989 --> 07:41.489 It is true. 07:42.129 --> 07:45.391 Both of them have said, we like what you've done, 07:46.511 --> 07:51.456 And when we have an idea for something that's going to involve Lego, we'll get back in touch with you. 07:52.037 --> 07:53.358 Which will only be a matter of time, surely. 07:53.378 --> 07:53.819 Well, yeah. 07:54.119 --> 07:58.623 I would imagine that you'd have the filthy advertising industry beating a path to your door. 07:59.804 --> 08:04.789 I think that the weird thing about using Lego is that you actually have to get permission off Lego to use it. 08:05.150 --> 08:07.832 Did I not read that Lego have failed to copyright their brick? 08:08.473 --> 08:11.634 They failed to copyright the 4x2 brick. 08:12.114 --> 08:12.514 Really? 08:12.974 --> 08:18.496 But the little people and all the smiley faces and a load of the other stuff, they've still got the trademark on them. 08:18.796 --> 08:24.697 You know, to me, that reflects a limited imagination on the part of the production companies, because your skills aren't purely LEGO-based, are they? 08:24.717 --> 08:26.358 I mean, you could pretty much animate anything. 08:26.778 --> 08:28.118 They're mostly LEGO-based. 08:28.418 --> 08:28.698 Are they? 08:29.098 --> 08:29.358 Really. 08:30.399 --> 08:32.159 That's all I'm set up to animate. 08:32.179 --> 08:35.760 I've got a space about a foot square on the desk where I do the animating. 08:36.527 --> 08:37.668 It's all going to change, Chris. 08:37.808 --> 08:38.488 It's all going to change. 08:38.528 --> 08:39.268 Bigger and better things. 08:39.348 --> 08:45.511 Bigger Lego men, bigger blocks, bigger tubs of blocks. 08:45.551 --> 08:46.352 The sky's the limit. 08:46.492 --> 08:47.352 Yeah, absolutely. 08:47.772 --> 08:48.352 Man, that's good. 08:48.372 --> 08:49.073 That's exciting. 08:49.413 --> 08:52.514 You know, we were expecting sort of there to be no change in your life. 08:52.915 --> 08:54.375 So two calls, that's pretty good. 08:54.515 --> 08:54.715 Yeah. 08:54.955 --> 08:56.676 Practically speaking, there has been no change. 08:57.156 --> 08:59.698 Has Lego got in touch with you at all? 09:00.538 --> 09:01.999 I'd be so impressed if I was Lego. 09:02.899 --> 09:05.281 I'll just say, let's get that guy to make us a Lego advert. 09:05.721 --> 09:11.004 They actually, this year, celebrated 30 years of the minifig, which is the little tiny people. 09:12.245 --> 09:19.089 And for that, they commissioned three special animated films from three members of the Lego animation community. 09:19.650 --> 09:20.230 Didn't ask me. 09:20.490 --> 09:21.491 Didn't ask the king? 09:21.531 --> 09:22.151 Didn't ask me. 09:22.271 --> 09:22.552 What? 09:23.612 --> 09:24.833 The animated Lego king. 09:24.873 --> 09:25.954 Boy makes you sick, doesn't he? 09:25.974 --> 09:27.094 A salt with a deadly crisp. 09:27.595 --> 09:28.715 That's outrageous. 09:28.775 --> 09:29.456 That's disgusting. 09:29.736 --> 09:33.697 Yeah, I mean, someone didn't tell them that I'd been on this show or they hadn't heard about it or something. 09:33.717 --> 09:34.857 Who's better than you, though? 09:34.917 --> 09:36.017 Let's invade Denmark. 09:37.078 --> 09:37.778 Let's smash them. 09:37.798 --> 09:40.138 I've always wanted a reason, and I can't think of a better one. 09:40.318 --> 09:40.839 Absolutely. 09:41.039 --> 09:41.539 Let's get them. 09:41.839 --> 09:43.659 Boycott Lego, invade Denmark. 09:44.019 --> 09:46.620 Is it really 30 years since they introduced the little people? 09:46.860 --> 09:47.040 Yeah. 09:47.380 --> 09:50.541 It's 50 years since they actually started doing the bricks altogether. 09:50.641 --> 09:50.941 Really? 09:51.261 --> 09:53.041 I remember them introducing those little people. 09:53.381 --> 09:54.882 Quite clearly, I thought it was a sellout. 09:55.902 --> 09:57.303 because they weren't actually made of bricks. 09:57.363 --> 10:00.746 Up until then, Lego used to make their people out of actual Lego bricks. 10:00.766 --> 10:03.508 They had square heads and square hands. 10:03.568 --> 10:04.449 It was a bit horrible. 10:04.529 --> 10:05.269 I mean, it was dreadful. 10:05.349 --> 10:11.734 All you'd do, you'd take the one-unit blocks and you'd put a couple of red ones there and a yellow one on top for the guy's head. 10:12.155 --> 10:13.396 That was no fun for anyone. 10:13.696 --> 10:16.158 Me and my brother had a whole Legoland in the basement. 10:16.838 --> 10:18.539 Two big tables put together. 10:18.560 --> 10:21.001 I owned half of it and he owned half of it. 10:21.622 --> 10:25.465 We had a railway track that went round the whole thing, but there used to be territorial dispute. 10:26.165 --> 10:28.126 I used to derail the train in my area. 10:28.266 --> 10:30.528 I had the film studios in my half. 10:31.268 --> 10:33.209 Yeah, which was just a big empty area. 10:33.269 --> 10:35.550 Joe's half was in need of serious regeneration. 10:35.570 --> 10:38.572 There's a lot of very corrupt officials in Joe's half. 10:38.712 --> 10:41.453 We had national anthems for each half of our Legoland. 10:41.494 --> 10:47.097 Seriously, my brothers was... What's that song called that goes... Oh, Popcorn. 10:47.157 --> 10:50.018 Yeah, that was the national anthem for my brother's half of Legoland. 10:50.058 --> 10:50.618 Unbeatable. 10:50.658 --> 10:51.459 Surely, what was yours? 10:51.519 --> 10:53.320 I can't even remember what mine was. 10:54.020 --> 10:54.701 His was so good. 10:54.861 --> 10:55.161 Yeah. 10:55.663 --> 10:57.645 That's Lego news, ladies and gentlemen. 10:57.705 --> 10:58.986 Shall we play some more music now? 10:59.026 --> 10:59.506 What have we got? 10:59.566 --> 11:00.707 Ooh, this is a treat. 11:00.968 --> 11:01.948 Do you like the shins, Chris? 11:01.968 --> 11:04.130 I've not actually heard anything about them, I don't think. 11:04.351 --> 11:04.871 Outrageous. 11:04.911 --> 11:06.552 You're an indie fan, aren't you? 11:06.793 --> 11:07.033 I am. 11:07.193 --> 11:08.974 I may have heard them, but just not known that it was them. 11:09.395 --> 11:11.437 Are they too mainstream even for you? 11:11.457 --> 11:13.198 Are you someone who listens to quite weird music? 11:13.358 --> 11:15.420 Yeah, I'm quite out there musically. 11:15.440 --> 11:15.860 Right. 11:15.900 --> 11:16.521 Out there. 11:16.821 --> 11:18.262 Mmm, the tuneful lady men. 11:18.422 --> 11:19.442 That's what I like to call them. 11:19.663 --> 11:21.423 The Shins with Phantom Lin. 11:21.844 --> 11:24.485 Joe, you've had a problem with Phantom Hat in your time, haven't you? 11:24.725 --> 11:25.465 I didn't have a problem. 11:25.505 --> 11:27.727 It's a letter I wrote to the Fourteen Times. 11:27.947 --> 11:32.549 It was a joke letter about wearing a tight hat, taking it off, and then being haunted by it. 11:32.569 --> 11:33.289 That's right. 11:33.309 --> 11:34.030 They never printed it. 11:34.050 --> 11:34.890 Did they not? 11:35.030 --> 11:36.091 No, I was really annoyed. 11:36.111 --> 11:40.313 That's a shame, because you identified Phantom Hat, which is a real phenomenon. 11:40.393 --> 11:41.894 It's a super natural condition, yeah. 11:42.614 --> 11:43.695 You know Phantom Hat, right, Garth? 11:43.915 --> 11:44.096 No. 11:44.136 --> 11:47.559 You're wearing a tight hat, baseball cap, or maybe a little, uh, crumbly hat. 11:47.599 --> 11:48.160 Oh, I'm with you. 11:48.740 --> 11:51.563 And you take it off at the end of the day after a whole day of wearing the hat. 11:51.944 --> 11:54.266 You, um, hat feels like it's still there. 11:54.306 --> 11:55.127 Same for roller skates. 11:55.147 --> 11:58.370 When you've been roller skating, you take them off and you still feel like you should be roller skating. 11:58.430 --> 12:03.392 Weirdly, it's not actually, some people think it's just to do with the tightening of the skin and the kind of muscle memory of the skin. 12:03.452 --> 12:06.133 It's not, it's actually to do with ghosts inside the clothes. 12:06.153 --> 12:07.174 It's just amazing. 12:07.194 --> 12:07.874 It's haunting your head. 12:08.274 --> 12:09.755 This is Adam and John on BBC Six Music. 12:09.795 --> 12:11.856 It's our special inter-festival show. 12:11.876 --> 12:12.576 Nice. 12:12.616 --> 12:18.559 We haven't thought of a proper name to describe the peculiar period, the no man's land between Christmas and New Year's. 12:18.619 --> 12:19.459 What could it be called? 12:19.759 --> 12:20.740 The Chasm of Sorrow. 12:20.980 --> 12:21.140 Yes. 12:21.400 --> 12:21.900 Thank you. 12:22.140 --> 12:24.461 That's the new Bond film, isn't it? 12:24.641 --> 12:26.201 We'll be back after the news. 12:26.241 --> 12:30.262 But before the news, here's a bit of Q-Tip, the new single from his new album, The Renaissance. 12:30.282 --> 12:30.923 This is Getting Up. 12:31.043 --> 12:32.203 That was Q-Tip with Getting Up. 12:32.223 --> 12:33.903 This is Adam and Jo on BBC6 Music. 12:33.983 --> 12:34.804 It's time for the news. 12:35.124 --> 12:36.524 That was MIA with Paper Planes. 12:36.564 --> 12:41.966 This is Adam and Jo on BBC6 Music with our special inter-Christmas and New Year programme. 12:42.006 --> 12:48.507 And we're joined in the studio by Video Wars winner Chris Salt and life winner Garth Jennings. 12:48.927 --> 12:49.468 Life winner? 12:49.608 --> 12:51.108 Yeah, you've just won generally in life. 12:51.588 --> 12:52.328 I hear a winner. 12:52.468 --> 12:53.089 I'm a winner. 12:53.189 --> 12:53.449 Yeah. 12:53.649 --> 12:54.329 That's what I'm saying. 12:54.509 --> 12:54.869 Wow. 12:54.969 --> 12:55.489 I love that. 12:55.589 --> 12:56.470 Thank you very much. 12:56.610 --> 12:56.990 It's all right. 12:57.170 --> 12:58.110 We're a couple of losers. 13:01.011 --> 13:01.971 But it's really nice to have you here. 13:02.011 --> 13:12.655 And before we were, while we were listening to the news and listening to a bit of Maya there, we were also chatting about Lego a bit more and about the rivalries that you sometimes get as youths. 13:12.975 --> 13:28.980 Yeah, I was saying to Chris, we were talking about my Legoland that I used to have as a kid with my brother, and it used to be halved, I'd own half of it, he'd own the other half, and I was telling Chris that when we had arguments as children, we would take out our ire on each other by smashing up the respective halves of our Legoland's. 13:29.481 --> 13:36.463 I would total my brother Felix's Lego area, the police station, the railway station, the hospital even! 13:36.563 --> 13:37.523 Even the hospital! 13:37.883 --> 13:38.404 Crushed! 13:38.504 --> 13:39.644 Have you known, Mercy? 13:39.664 --> 13:41.365 Important municipal buildings! 13:41.385 --> 13:42.185 You're like the Joker! 13:42.825 --> 13:54.609 Crushed I am and Chris you were you were telling us about a Lego base feud that you witnessed or were involved in I was present on the scene, but I wasn't involved in it direct and this is when you were a kid, right? 13:54.709 --> 14:09.335 Yeah, it's when I was eight or nine I think some friends but two brothers as with your family shared a collection of Lego and We were sitting around building spaceships and buildings as you do a bit of a disagreement broke out over a windscreen and 14:10.015 --> 14:11.236 Right, it's a valuable commodity. 14:11.616 --> 14:13.016 It is indeed, yes, they're very rare. 14:13.437 --> 14:17.919 One of the brothers got quite angry, went off, and came back with a penknife. 14:18.299 --> 14:18.999 Shut up! 14:19.959 --> 14:27.863 A tiny little one-inch penknife, but a penknife nonetheless, and he threatened the other brother and said, if you don't give me the windscreen, I'm gonna cut you. 14:28.203 --> 14:31.945 Oh my lord, he's going to give him a little tracheotomy there just for the windscreen! 14:32.265 --> 14:34.907 That's unbelievable, and they were eight as well, they were at the same age. 14:34.927 --> 14:35.167 Yeah. 14:35.647 --> 14:38.409 I hope the parents quickly stepped in, disarmed the child. 14:38.749 --> 14:42.131 He didn't know what he was doing, and the situation was diffused, right? 14:42.151 --> 14:45.493 The situation was diffused by the other brother breaking into tears. 14:45.873 --> 14:46.854 Right, here we go. 14:46.934 --> 14:48.535 That's the only way to fight knife crime. 14:48.595 --> 14:50.016 Badly sick bricks. 14:50.036 --> 14:55.039 He's sick bricks ruining our children's lives, turning them into maniacs. 14:55.419 --> 15:14.689 man i can't remember i don't think we had that kind of disagreement me and my sister well it was different for me and my sister because you know i wasn't really interested in all uh barbie stuff you know there's no question my sister my sister was pretty brutal yeah yeah because i used to pose all my star wars figures in proper action scenes on my shelf so they weren't just standing there and uh you know they were on display they were 15:15.049 --> 15:18.310 you know, engaged in battle or, you know, coming to meet Jabba. 15:18.770 --> 15:20.971 So I'd really gone for it using bits of string and stuff. 15:21.351 --> 15:27.114 And if I'd had a fight or an argument with my sister, all she had to do was put her arm out at 90 degrees and just walk the length of my shelf. 15:27.654 --> 15:29.515 And that would pretty much reduce me to rubble. 15:29.995 --> 15:31.175 No, that's horrible. 15:31.235 --> 15:32.856 Yeah, but I probably deserved it. 15:33.156 --> 15:35.717 But it really was a crushing blow when that lock came down. 15:35.737 --> 15:39.819 You know what you should have done is glued them there just to freak her out. 15:39.859 --> 15:41.899 Like one day she would try and knock them all down. 15:41.919 --> 15:43.480 They're all glued into position. 15:43.780 --> 15:46.521 See, if I could go back in time, I'd glue a lot of things down. 15:47.402 --> 15:49.063 I was remembering that the other day. 15:49.143 --> 15:54.425 For some reason, the sort of memory of how upset I used to get as a child came back into my head. 15:54.745 --> 15:59.788 And this is connected to what we're talking about, feuds between children and how destructive and cruel you can be. 16:00.228 --> 16:04.850 But I remember when I used to argue with my mum, and I used to tell her that I hated her. 16:04.870 --> 16:07.171 And do you remember getting that angry as a child? 16:07.551 --> 16:09.032 And it would just destroy your day. 16:09.392 --> 16:09.532 Yeah. 16:09.572 --> 16:10.973 And it would be like the world had ended. 16:10.993 --> 16:14.814 It would be, you know, there would be a sort of post-apocalyptic feeling in your head. 16:15.074 --> 16:20.736 And did you decide right there and then that no matter what they did later that afternoon, you were going to continue to hate them? 16:20.916 --> 16:21.116 Yes. 16:21.616 --> 16:25.577 And then they would specialise in somehow just making you laugh. 16:25.657 --> 16:25.877 Yes. 16:25.997 --> 16:28.398 And to this day, I still haven't spoken to her. 16:30.319 --> 16:31.981 Because when I say something, I mean it. 16:32.101 --> 16:32.781 I follow through. 16:32.801 --> 16:35.043 So don't mess with me, all right? 16:35.063 --> 16:37.005 I had this with my son the other day, though. 16:37.285 --> 16:41.669 He got in a mood because his mother told him that it was time to go to bed and stop watching TV. 16:41.709 --> 16:42.530 How dare she? 16:42.610 --> 16:42.870 Right? 16:43.231 --> 16:44.892 So he was all in a mood about it. 16:45.253 --> 16:47.875 I just got back from work and I was like, hey, good to see you. 16:48.135 --> 16:49.336 And he was in a mood with me, too. 16:49.356 --> 16:51.598 I was like, I didn't switch the TV off. 16:51.638 --> 16:55.181 That was your mum, although I fully support her eating it. 16:55.862 --> 16:58.243 But listen, how about a hug for daddy? 16:58.623 --> 16:59.924 There was no hug forthcoming. 17:00.224 --> 17:03.005 Not only that, I was frozen out for the rest of the evening. 17:03.025 --> 17:05.166 There was no kiss goodnight, no I love you daddy. 17:05.426 --> 17:05.986 Nothing like that. 17:06.266 --> 17:08.047 And I got furious about it. 17:08.407 --> 17:10.708 Because I said, listen, I haven't done anything wrong here. 17:10.728 --> 17:12.329 What about some little chat? 17:12.349 --> 17:14.430 I was looking forward to having a chat, finding out about your day. 17:14.970 --> 17:15.551 There was nothing. 17:15.971 --> 17:17.312 And he was digging his heels in. 17:17.352 --> 17:20.255 The more and more he dug his heels in, the more I got angry about it. 17:20.275 --> 17:21.256 It's a very important day. 17:21.436 --> 17:26.741 The correct thing to have done, right, would have been to just walk away, let him get over it, and then deal with it the next day. 17:26.861 --> 17:29.083 I decided to make a big deal out of it. 17:29.163 --> 17:30.785 That's a good parenting thing, isn't it? 17:30.805 --> 17:32.286 Wonderful, yeah. 17:32.346 --> 17:34.248 Listen, this is exactly how to behave. 17:34.328 --> 17:34.869 Go on, tell them that. 17:34.889 --> 17:40.674 I thought a brilliant and clever thing as a parent to do would be to punish him for not talking to me. 17:41.327 --> 17:47.589 So I got him out of bed, and I made him stand in a room until he was ready to be nice to me and talk to me. 17:47.849 --> 17:55.872 And obviously that didn't work, because I thought that he would immediately crumble as soon as I started, you know, creating punishment scenarios and stuff. 17:55.892 --> 17:58.872 But he didn't, so I had to follow through with the punishment scenario. 17:59.173 --> 18:01.973 I couldn't just sort of say, you know, I'd put it on the table as a threat. 18:02.013 --> 18:03.174 I couldn't just back off completely. 18:03.194 --> 18:03.734 Put what on the table? 18:03.774 --> 18:04.274 What, a knife? 18:04.294 --> 18:05.274 Did you get a little knife? 18:05.294 --> 18:07.115 No, I said, I, what I put, I said, 18:07.675 --> 18:08.475 You've got to talk to me. 18:08.495 --> 18:13.437 Otherwise, I'm gonna have to punish you and I don't want to do that I'm gonna make you stand next door in the scary room with the lights off. 18:13.898 --> 18:17.219 Okay, and no one the punishment to stand in a dark room. 18:17.539 --> 18:18.499 Yeah, is it really? 18:18.639 --> 18:21.040 Yeah, really so that's quite a good punishment, isn't it? 18:21.260 --> 18:22.361 It's terrifying. 18:22.461 --> 18:23.181 Well, there you go. 18:23.201 --> 18:25.962 I didn't want to do it Yeah, that was like the ultimate sanction. 18:26.022 --> 18:28.083 Have you got that from a book or made it up made it up? 18:28.383 --> 18:33.225 Just thought I don't want to stand in the dark room myself and a child of six would want to eat it 18:36.095 --> 18:36.795 Well, obviously. 18:36.975 --> 18:38.336 So I felt pretty bad after that. 18:38.376 --> 18:40.578 I was like, I can't believe I'm actually going through with this. 18:40.598 --> 18:41.578 This is grotesque. 18:41.939 --> 18:44.160 I turned into the worst father in the entire world. 18:44.620 --> 18:47.302 And I just had to follow through on every one of these threats. 18:47.362 --> 18:50.704 And he ended up standing in the, on the room on his own, just cause he wouldn't talk to me. 18:51.005 --> 18:52.065 It was quite a dark day. 18:52.125 --> 18:55.427 And then eventually I went down and I reported to my wife, what I'd been doing. 18:55.467 --> 18:56.048 And she said, 18:56.348 --> 18:56.628 I was like, 19:14.738 --> 19:20.464 I mean, he still wouldn't talk to me, obviously, but we made a couple of days later, but it was horrible. 19:20.624 --> 19:21.164 It did. 19:21.184 --> 19:26.489 It felt like I was the president of a evil corrupt democracy. 19:26.589 --> 19:31.894 I think by the time people are listening to this radio station over the Christmas period, that's happened right over the country. 19:32.054 --> 19:35.718 There's been lots of cases of parents losing control and going a bit too far. 19:35.918 --> 19:36.719 Christmas tantrums. 19:36.879 --> 19:38.861 Hosing them down in the garden, trying to keep them 19:40.242 --> 19:45.247 If this wasn't a pre-record, our text donation would probably be your greatest Christmas tantrum. 19:45.427 --> 19:45.687 Yeah. 19:46.347 --> 19:48.750 But it is a pre-record, so it's not going to be that. 19:49.330 --> 19:51.232 What a wonderful thought, though, to put it in the comments. 19:51.252 --> 19:51.632 What a thought. 19:52.113 --> 19:53.574 Here's a free choice from me. 19:53.634 --> 19:56.557 This is a bit of sweet soul music all the way from 1996. 19:56.657 --> 19:58.358 Do you remember 1996? 19:58.478 --> 19:58.999 I do. 20:00.140 --> 20:04.724 Yes, that was the year of Ringo's, Dilly Boppers, and Speed Skates. 20:04.844 --> 20:05.305 Correct. 20:06.065 --> 20:06.986 Uh, that's wrong, actually. 20:07.086 --> 20:07.286 Sorry. 20:07.366 --> 20:10.288 It was the year of Tony Blur and us getting on telly. 20:10.569 --> 20:13.130 This is Tony, Tony, Tony with thinking of you. 20:13.211 --> 20:15.812 That was Tony, Tony, Tony. 20:16.593 --> 20:17.874 What, like T-O-N-I. 20:18.474 --> 20:19.295 T-O-N-E. 20:19.615 --> 20:20.336 With an accent. 20:20.356 --> 20:21.617 T-O-N-Y, I'm never quite sure. 20:21.637 --> 20:22.237 Yeah, that's right. 20:22.337 --> 20:23.558 Or it might not be that at all. 20:23.939 --> 20:27.942 They were a happening R&B band back in the MiG, MiG, in the mid-90s. 20:28.442 --> 20:28.842 And you know what? 20:28.862 --> 20:29.563 They're still happening now. 20:30.023 --> 20:30.444 in my world. 20:30.464 --> 20:31.665 Featuring Raphael Sadiq. 20:31.685 --> 20:33.286 Yeah, he was one of the Tonnays. 20:33.367 --> 20:33.947 You love him. 20:34.087 --> 20:35.709 And we used to take the Mick out of the Tonnays. 20:35.729 --> 20:35.809 Yes. 20:35.829 --> 20:37.531 They were being called Tony, Tony, Tony. 20:39.132 --> 20:40.434 But they turned into geniuses. 20:40.614 --> 20:40.854 Yeah. 20:41.014 --> 20:42.676 Well, they were geniuses, we just didn't realise. 20:42.956 --> 20:46.300 Good times, good sounds, good morrow. 20:46.720 --> 20:52.947 This is Adam and Jo here on BBC 6 Music, and this is our special pre-recorded Christmas Hinterland show. 20:53.487 --> 20:56.790 Yeah, we're joined in the studio by two of the individuals. 20:57.370 --> 20:58.891 This show holds most dear. 21:00.032 --> 21:02.414 Two people we clasp to our bosom. 21:02.654 --> 21:05.236 Margaret Thatcher and Ben Elton. 21:05.677 --> 21:06.737 Welcome, both of you. 21:07.278 --> 21:08.639 It's a real pleasure to have you here. 21:09.119 --> 21:09.839 Garth Jennings. 21:10.199 --> 21:10.519 Hello. 21:10.799 --> 21:16.421 Pop video and film directing genius and friend of the program and also Chris Salt. 21:16.681 --> 21:16.861 Hello. 21:17.021 --> 21:21.642 The winner of our video awards competition this year and animated Lego genius. 21:21.802 --> 21:26.403 I mean, that makes it sound as if you are yourself constructed from Lego. 21:26.583 --> 21:29.624 So I apologise for that sloppy phraseology there. 21:30.024 --> 21:32.565 What I meant to say was that he's good at animating Lego. 21:32.805 --> 21:33.425 Yeah, good. 21:33.465 --> 21:35.526 Well, you covered yourself well there. 21:35.626 --> 21:36.286 Thank you very much. 21:37.370 --> 21:37.670 Bye. 21:38.031 --> 21:38.231 Bye. 21:39.892 --> 21:41.273 It's time to take a look back at 2008. 21:41.794 --> 21:45.817 An amazing year, full of all sorts of things. 21:47.738 --> 22:00.429 I mean, not only have there been events, but there's been music, and movies, and new cars, and food products, and it's been incredible, hasn't it? 22:00.649 --> 22:00.909 Chris? 22:01.149 --> 22:01.430 Salt. 22:01.650 --> 22:02.470 It's been awesome, yes. 22:02.711 --> 22:06.333 What was your cultural highlight of the year, Chris, just to put you on the spot there? 22:06.414 --> 22:06.754 Pick one. 22:07.274 --> 22:07.414 Oh. 22:07.534 --> 22:08.095 Pick one! 22:11.237 --> 22:12.138 Poor old Chris. 22:12.638 --> 22:13.739 I really enjoyed. 22:13.819 --> 22:14.240 Pick one! 22:14.580 --> 22:15.981 Charlie Brooker's Dead Set. 22:16.481 --> 22:17.302 Oh, there we go. 22:17.362 --> 22:18.203 That's a good choice. 22:18.263 --> 22:18.983 Very good choice. 22:19.384 --> 22:22.006 What about, why don't we focus on movies for this link? 22:22.306 --> 22:23.947 It's been an amazing year for movies. 22:24.327 --> 22:25.308 What a summer it was. 22:25.728 --> 22:26.949 Everything from Iron Man. 22:26.969 --> 22:27.830 Do you remember Iron Man? 22:27.870 --> 22:30.752 The big tin man stomping about the place. 22:31.553 --> 22:32.534 Flapping around. 22:32.554 --> 22:33.194 Flapping around. 22:33.494 --> 22:36.937 Then there was the big green man stomping around the place and flapping 22:36.997 --> 22:37.417 Flapping around. 22:37.437 --> 22:38.258 Which was the green man? 22:38.298 --> 22:38.678 The hulk. 22:38.999 --> 22:39.619 The hulk? 22:39.679 --> 22:40.860 No one remembers the hulk. 22:41.140 --> 22:41.480 I do. 22:41.580 --> 22:45.623 How many more hulks are we going to have to endure before they finally get the message and just leave them alone? 22:45.763 --> 22:54.430 But of course, the film of the year, the number one grossing film of the year, and possibly of all time, out-grossing Titanic, is The Dark Knight. 22:55.110 --> 22:55.491 No. 22:55.651 --> 22:56.912 No, I thought it was Mamma Mia. 22:57.052 --> 22:58.012 Mamma Mia, surely. 22:58.032 --> 22:58.773 Mamma Mia. 23:00.774 --> 23:02.335 M-M-M-M-M-M-M-Mia. 23:02.595 --> 23:05.677 Well, but I mean, you couldn't get two more extremely different films. 23:05.697 --> 23:10.620 They are polar opposites in many ways, and I hope M-M-M-Mia was the highest-grossing film. 23:10.660 --> 23:20.025 If it was The Dark Knight, I'm tempted to substitute the K-N with an S-H there, I would have been really depressed. 23:20.185 --> 23:28.589 because I found The Dark Knight to be an absolutely miserable experience and it was one of a few films that came out this year that were just unrelentingly grim. 23:28.649 --> 23:29.969 Did anyone see Wanted here? 23:30.289 --> 23:32.190 I couldn't do that with Angelina Jolie. 23:32.570 --> 23:33.651 Well, they curved the bullets. 23:34.091 --> 23:41.314 They curved the bullets and Angelina Jolie just sort of pouts as his hair won't and looks sort of glacial and threatening. 23:41.334 --> 23:42.014 Some facts have just come in. 23:42.634 --> 23:44.975 Mamma Mia is not the top-grossing film of the year. 23:44.995 --> 23:46.156 It was in the UK, I think. 23:46.556 --> 23:46.937 What was it then? 23:46.957 --> 23:47.417 That's the word. 23:47.437 --> 23:49.280 The dark knight was the number one. 23:49.300 --> 24:03.739 It goes dark knight at number one, iron man, Indiana Jones and the Christom of the blah blah blah, the Christom, the crystal of the blah blah blah, Hancock, Wall E, Kung Fu Panda Horton, here's a who, Sex and the City, Mama Mia and the Chronicles of Banania, Prince Caspian. 24:03.979 --> 24:04.800 And they're all rubbish. 24:05.240 --> 24:06.380 Hey, that's not fair. 24:06.661 --> 24:07.661 No, not all of them. 24:07.701 --> 24:08.742 Priscant and cock. 24:09.042 --> 24:10.963 Here, just go through that list again and do a little pause. 24:11.283 --> 24:16.226 Okay, at number one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, is the Chronicles of Benania of Prince Caspian. 24:16.306 --> 24:16.546 Rubs. 24:16.847 --> 24:18.047 That is rubbish, isn't it? 24:18.267 --> 24:18.768 Absolute rubs. 24:18.788 --> 24:19.648 I saw that the other day. 24:19.888 --> 24:20.769 It's a stinker. 24:20.989 --> 24:22.510 Mamma Mia, which is extraordinary. 24:22.550 --> 24:23.070 Haven't seen it. 24:23.170 --> 24:23.671 Can't wait. 24:23.951 --> 24:25.272 That's on my Christmas list. 24:25.312 --> 24:27.253 Supposed to be the only person in the room who's seen it. 24:27.313 --> 24:27.873 Looks like it. 24:28.233 --> 24:29.374 You people are mad. 24:29.654 --> 24:32.357 Uh, Sex in the City is there at number- at number seven. 24:32.617 --> 24:34.619 I heard that was two and a half hours long. 24:35.140 --> 24:36.261 Two and a half hours of sheer pain. 24:36.561 --> 24:37.342 Horton hears a who. 24:37.702 --> 24:38.163 I like that. 24:38.183 --> 24:39.264 It was alright, wasn't it? 24:39.284 --> 24:39.905 I like the elephant. 24:39.985 --> 24:42.607 It was nice to have a character that was just very nice for a change. 24:42.627 --> 24:42.828 Mm-hmm. 24:43.308 --> 24:45.110 That wasn't- that didn't have to learn anything. 24:45.350 --> 24:46.972 Above that Kung Fu Panda, that was brilliant. 24:47.152 --> 24:47.913 I didn't like that at all. 24:48.193 --> 24:49.795 Oh, Garth Jennings, what are you talking about? 24:49.815 --> 24:50.355 I didn't, man. 24:50.435 --> 24:52.778 I really wanted to, because my children liked it, but I didn't like it. 24:52.998 --> 24:55.941 You know, I just re-watched that and it's much better on the second viewing. 24:56.201 --> 24:57.543 I'm not going to bother with that. 24:57.563 --> 24:58.664 I'll just take your word for it. 24:59.064 --> 25:00.886 Shall we have a record as we're midway through the chart? 25:01.446 --> 25:02.447 Yeah, let's have a bit of music. 25:02.488 --> 25:06.451 Now here's the Style Council with WALLS COME TUMBLING DOWN. 25:06.572 --> 25:08.093 Oh, he's absolutely furious there. 25:08.233 --> 25:09.675 He's pushed all the walls over. 25:09.695 --> 25:14.500 That was Paul Weller and the Style Council from 1985 with WALLS COME TUMBLING DOWN. 25:14.620 --> 25:15.801 Righteous indignation! 25:16.141 --> 25:17.883 This is Adam and Jo on BBC6 Music. 25:17.923 --> 25:20.286 We're joined in the studio by Garth Jennings and Chris Salt. 25:20.646 --> 25:31.878 Chris Salt is the world's top Lego animated filmmaker and Garth Jennings is the world's top pop video and filmmaker and Adam and Jo are the world's worst DJs. 25:33.059 --> 25:33.860 What a combination. 25:33.920 --> 25:39.542 And we're just going through the the hit films of the year and there's been a lot of disdain dealt out. 25:39.642 --> 25:40.923 Nobody likes any of them so far. 25:40.943 --> 25:43.684 Well you started off by saying it's been a classic year for movies. 25:43.764 --> 25:44.765 I couldn't disagree more. 25:45.205 --> 25:49.947 I would say that it's been one of the worst years for yucky, horrible, I disagree. 25:50.027 --> 25:58.511 I think you're very spoilt because listen to this top five pure solid gold quality in at number five was Wall E. I like that. 25:58.571 --> 25:59.472 Well that was good wasn't it? 25:59.512 --> 26:01.273 But it wasn't vintage Pixar though. 26:01.313 --> 26:02.053 It was a little bit 26:02.293 --> 26:03.173 Why wasn't it, though? 26:03.193 --> 26:03.993 I still can't work it out. 26:04.053 --> 26:05.614 I loved it, but I didn't think it. 26:05.794 --> 26:08.414 Because it's so brilliant until they get to the spaceship. 26:08.595 --> 26:08.835 Yes. 26:08.855 --> 26:13.356 When it's just the two robots, like a silent movie in the big post-apocalyptic rubbish tip. 26:13.376 --> 26:14.136 That is amazing, isn't it? 26:14.556 --> 26:16.116 It's like the greatest film ever made. 26:16.336 --> 26:16.476 Yeah. 26:16.516 --> 26:22.938 And it has a timelessness and a universality, because there's no talking and there's nothing contemporary. 26:22.978 --> 26:24.978 It's like watching a Buster Keaton film or something. 26:25.439 --> 26:30.740 But then when it gets all directly satirical on the spaceship with the fact that it becomes more prosaic, 26:31.881 --> 26:33.322 I agree with you. 26:33.502 --> 26:34.363 But still brilliant. 26:34.383 --> 26:37.687 I agree with you, don't I? 26:38.367 --> 26:40.870 They're treated like gods when a new Pixar film comes out. 26:41.411 --> 26:42.372 Do you read the press? 26:42.392 --> 26:45.255 They kind of go insane over Pixar films, don't they? 26:45.695 --> 26:51.381 Saying they're like, you know, the most incredible art form, you know what I'm trying to say? 26:51.401 --> 26:52.422 I feel your pain. 26:52.442 --> 26:53.343 With these words? 26:54.705 --> 27:03.813 Because they quite rightly say that we are living in a kind of animation golden age, you know, when people will look back at that string of Pixar hits and they will think, wow, we had it pretty good in them days. 27:04.754 --> 27:07.917 Because there's only so long that the studio can carry on churning out that little quality. 27:08.037 --> 27:09.178 Journalists berate. 27:09.238 --> 27:12.181 They use Pixar as a hit to stick other filmmakers with. 27:12.281 --> 27:12.862 A hit to stick? 27:13.442 --> 27:14.263 A stick to hit. 27:14.283 --> 27:14.663 There you go. 27:14.683 --> 27:15.824 What are the filmmakers with? 27:15.864 --> 27:16.404 You know what I mean? 27:16.424 --> 27:18.105 Because they're storytelling prowess. 27:18.165 --> 27:18.765 Yes, exactly. 27:18.785 --> 27:21.127 Why can't all films have stories this good? 27:21.207 --> 27:21.887 Yeah, I agree. 27:22.368 --> 27:22.968 You agree? 27:22.988 --> 27:24.209 That's the end of my rant. 27:24.289 --> 27:29.392 Above that is Hancock with Will Smith, which I thought was an old stinky pile of old... Doggy plops. 27:29.532 --> 27:29.772 Yeah. 27:30.673 --> 27:33.195 Starts very good, personally, but then goes off the boil. 27:33.415 --> 27:33.655 Right. 27:36.237 --> 27:39.239 This is just turning into me being boring about films. 27:39.279 --> 27:46.505 Indiana Jones, though, that was a triumphant return to full for the swashbuckling Tomb Raider, wasn't it? 27:47.305 --> 27:50.468 That was two hours of CG dog plops on a scale. 27:50.488 --> 27:51.809 I loved it. 27:51.849 --> 27:54.811 That, Garth Jennings, has never been seen before in the movies. 27:54.831 --> 28:02.057 I have to admit, it's the first time there have been so many of my friends that so didn't like a film that I couldn't go and see it. 28:02.777 --> 28:15.626 and one of my friends who's so tolerant of rubbish actually left halfway through it and he's never done that in his life so I thought I can't so it's going to be on my things to watch over Christmas and I think it's going to be brilliant because my expectations are so low now. 28:15.906 --> 28:16.987 I'm just going to be wowed. 28:17.047 --> 28:17.967 Salty the salt man. 28:18.247 --> 28:18.628 Jones. 28:19.128 --> 28:24.031 I haven't seen it and I haven't seen it because I've heard that it is dog blocks. 28:24.071 --> 28:25.312 Yeah you're all mad it's amazing. 28:25.332 --> 28:26.413 You're not a big dog blocks fan. 28:27.794 --> 28:29.195 Number two I love dog blocks. 28:29.875 --> 28:30.155 Get it? 28:30.235 --> 28:30.736 It's wicked. 28:31.696 --> 28:36.359 But yeah, Iron Man at number two, The Dark Knight at number one, the biggest grossing film of the year. 28:36.379 --> 28:41.841 Well, Iron Man was the best of the batch for me as far as the ludicrous films go, you know? 28:41.982 --> 28:43.122 I thought that was pretty okay. 28:43.242 --> 28:43.422 Yeah. 28:43.863 --> 28:47.484 The Dark Knight, I wanted to like for a while, but it was just nonsense. 28:47.845 --> 28:52.487 And then when Two-Face turned up, I just thought this is the most grotesque film I've ever seen. 28:52.507 --> 28:53.808 It's horrible. 28:54.208 --> 28:57.590 It's for young people to get over their fear of terrorism, though, that film. 28:57.990 --> 28:59.071 Uh, so that's the movie he's done with. 28:59.091 --> 29:00.271 Is he, you know, in the Oscar, do you think? 29:00.731 --> 29:01.372 Uh, Ledger's. 29:01.592 --> 29:01.852 Ledger's. 29:01.892 --> 29:02.232 Ledger's. 29:02.272 --> 29:02.752 He's legend. 29:02.872 --> 29:03.513 Yes, probably. 29:03.533 --> 29:04.053 You reckon? 29:04.153 --> 29:04.573 Yeah. 29:04.633 --> 29:06.334 Isn't Quantum of Solace in there? 29:06.354 --> 29:07.975 Didn't that make billions of dollars? 29:08.275 --> 29:10.476 It's done very well, but it probably didn't make the end-of-year list. 29:10.516 --> 29:11.096 Oh, because it's too late. 29:11.116 --> 29:11.716 Because it's still playing. 29:11.956 --> 29:12.177 Right. 29:12.337 --> 29:13.077 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 29:14.818 --> 29:16.459 Personally I hope for better things. 29:16.519 --> 29:19.000 Joe Films Cornish, any exciting top tips for 2009? 29:19.040 --> 29:19.940 No. 29:21.021 --> 29:21.621 Nothing at all? 29:21.821 --> 29:22.041 No. 29:22.322 --> 29:24.082 There'll be some good ones and some bad ones. 29:24.703 --> 29:28.285 Some animated ones, some live action ones. 29:28.325 --> 29:40.010 I was going to say I bought a radio the other day in Selfridges and I've worked out a good credit crunch thing which is if you want to see any of those films, go into one of the department stores where they're playing them all and you can watch all the big films because they use them as demonstration films. 29:40.231 --> 29:42.652 And if you run out of food, try looking through bins. 29:43.072 --> 29:44.394 Never know what you'd find in there. 29:44.474 --> 29:45.697 That would be another of God's. 29:45.717 --> 29:46.738 Well, the Buxton family are going to do. 29:46.758 --> 29:49.603 We're going to rifle through some bins, get a little bit of popcorn. 29:49.663 --> 29:50.785 Stand outside Dixon's. 29:50.845 --> 29:51.086 Yeah. 29:51.567 --> 29:53.650 And watch The Incredible Hulk in silence. 29:53.690 --> 29:54.532 In silence, yeah. 29:54.552 --> 29:55.153 In times. 29:56.607 --> 29:59.068 Here's a slice of solid gold soul from Aretha Franklin. 29:59.089 --> 30:00.089 This is Baby I Love You. 30:00.309 --> 30:02.511 Aretha Franklin there with Baby I Love You. 30:02.531 --> 30:04.632 This is Adam and Joe here on BBC Six Music. 30:04.672 --> 30:09.274 Welcome to another of our festive slightly ramshackle shows, which we are pre-recording. 30:09.315 --> 30:18.060 It's not actually live, but it's going out in that strange chasm between Christmas and the New Year, which is always a curious time. 30:18.080 --> 30:19.180 Do you like that time of year? 30:19.460 --> 30:23.183 I love that time of year, especially when I'm joined by close friends. 30:24.203 --> 30:34.474 As we are right now, Garth Jennings and Chris Salt, both good pals of the show, thank you Garth, and they have agreed to do something above and beyond the call of any sort of duty. 30:34.994 --> 30:39.659 They are going to partake in a regular feature of this show that goes by the name of... 30:54.955 --> 31:07.801 And of course, later on in the show, we have listener Craig Moore, who's going to be doing a bit of mixing, live mixing, on his computer and decks to some of our Song Wars tracks. 31:08.201 --> 31:13.543 But today we have for you Song Wars tracks created by Garth and Salty the Saltman. 31:13.763 --> 31:22.808 Now, we asked you both to do this, and you both very generously agreed, but one of you may have more practice in song-making than the other, right? 31:23.168 --> 31:25.890 Garth Jennings, you've filled in for me quite a lot this year. 31:25.910 --> 31:26.510 Yes, yeah. 31:26.530 --> 31:27.911 For which, thank you very much. 31:28.051 --> 31:29.612 Oh, it was a pleasure, actually. 31:29.752 --> 31:30.332 I enjoyed it. 31:30.352 --> 31:34.355 And you did Song Wars songs as well, that mostly crushed Adam's efforts. 31:34.975 --> 31:36.537 Well, no, he beat me on the first one. 31:36.557 --> 31:36.757 Did he? 31:36.897 --> 31:38.539 But the second two, I killed him. 31:38.579 --> 31:39.460 You killed him, right. 31:39.760 --> 31:47.769 But what I'm saying is you're experienced with this, and you like to write silly songs anyway, generally, as part of your day-to-day mental health. 31:48.369 --> 31:50.451 It keeps me off the streets and level. 31:50.471 --> 31:51.913 It keeps you off the smackity-crack. 31:52.253 --> 31:55.336 You've got, whereas... Yeah, you've got actual musical skills, don't you? 31:55.356 --> 31:56.036 I think you can play the piano. 31:56.056 --> 32:06.084 Well, we don't want to suggest that Chris doesn't have these skills, but what I was getting at is, Chris, it's less called for in your daily life to compose, sing and perform music. 32:06.564 --> 32:07.505 That would be correct, yes. 32:07.765 --> 32:09.287 You're mainly an animator. 32:09.307 --> 32:10.948 You're mainly in the visual medium. 32:10.988 --> 32:13.531 You don't necessarily compose and write. 32:13.551 --> 32:14.712 Do you play any instruments? 32:15.293 --> 32:22.861 We're going to find out in a minute that I have an instrument, but I can't actually play it very well. 32:23.581 --> 32:25.083 Welcome to the show. 32:26.364 --> 32:38.193 So, well, we'll go into further explanations of that, further contextualizations when we get to the actual song, but let's flip a coin now to see who will go first in this very special guest star song wars. 32:38.433 --> 32:41.734 The songs are both, before I flip the coin, the songs are both festive, right? 32:42.574 --> 32:42.954 Yeah. 32:42.974 --> 32:43.175 Yeah. 32:43.315 --> 32:44.775 Okay, I'm flipping the coin right now. 32:45.295 --> 32:47.156 And this is for Who Goes First. 32:47.396 --> 32:48.716 Chris, why don't you call it? 32:49.116 --> 32:49.356 Heads. 32:49.817 --> 32:50.837 Heads To Go First. 32:51.437 --> 32:52.357 Tails it is. 32:52.658 --> 32:53.758 Garth, you're going first. 32:53.778 --> 32:55.358 Do I need to sort of announce? 32:55.378 --> 32:57.239 Introduce your song, introduce it. 32:57.839 --> 32:59.920 This is a recording 33:00.800 --> 33:03.885 of, uh, a very nauseating nativity play. 33:03.925 --> 33:05.848 You know the kind of things you have to go and see your kids in. 33:06.508 --> 33:09.593 And this is what the children are all singing this year in the nativity plays. 33:35.986 --> 34:04.438 In a stable far away A baby boy lay snoozing Mother Mary by his side Joseph had gone boozing Suddenly the baby woke When him walked two more strangers Carrying a radio They sang this by his manger wheel Our Adam and Jo Our gift 34:06.078 --> 34:18.324 Is a radio show a mix of tunes and chat to fill your ears with joy? 34:18.729 --> 34:18.989 Wow! 34:48.194 --> 34:52.515 So you've gone down the extreme flattery route, the Christmas flattery route. 34:52.755 --> 34:59.857 Well, originally I didn't know this was going to be Song Wars and I was told, bring in a song as sort of a gift, the gift of music. 35:00.397 --> 35:01.817 You don't need to make any excuses. 35:01.837 --> 35:03.498 That is the truth in your song. 35:03.518 --> 35:04.398 That was terrific. 35:04.718 --> 35:06.199 And that was you singing, was it Garth? 35:06.219 --> 35:07.279 No, that was Tiny Children. 35:08.239 --> 35:09.639 No, it was me. 35:09.739 --> 35:13.420 I tried to get my son on to sing it, but he couldn't really hold it together. 35:13.440 --> 35:14.281 You know what you should have done? 35:14.901 --> 35:15.881 Made him stand in a dark room. 35:17.762 --> 35:19.684 That would have stood for the whole problem now. 35:19.724 --> 35:20.785 That's where I went, right? 35:20.965 --> 35:22.226 It's been too damn nice. 35:22.566 --> 35:23.387 That was great, Garth. 35:23.527 --> 35:25.049 So Chris, how are you feeling now? 35:25.109 --> 35:26.290 How are you feeling during that? 35:26.690 --> 35:27.391 I'm in trouble. 35:27.931 --> 35:28.432 Really? 35:28.772 --> 35:31.795 Give us a little peek into what's happening in your brain there. 35:32.395 --> 35:34.657 I don't have a Mac for a start. 35:34.717 --> 35:36.259 I'm a PC person. 35:36.499 --> 35:39.281 We should point out that we mostly do these tunes on garage bands. 35:39.301 --> 35:40.302 You use garage bands? 35:40.563 --> 35:42.124 Yeah, although that was just my piano. 35:42.344 --> 35:43.025 Right, there you go. 35:44.011 --> 35:48.595 So I'm not kind of, I don't have a lot of sexy noises to make and turn into songs. 35:48.835 --> 35:49.076 Right. 35:49.876 --> 35:54.140 So I used the guitar that I won last year for making a Lego film. 35:54.981 --> 36:01.066 I performed, wrote, composed a song entirely from scratch, all my own work. 36:01.467 --> 36:01.687 Yeah. 36:02.428 --> 36:03.389 And it's not very good. 36:03.409 --> 36:05.110 Oh, I said it is. 36:06.211 --> 36:07.092 What's it called, Chris? 36:07.512 --> 36:08.914 It's called the Merry Christmas song. 36:09.354 --> 36:10.135 Oh, here we go. 36:15.658 --> 36:39.980 Ho Ho Merry Merry Christmas Ho Ho Ho Christmas Ho Ho Ho Merry Merry Christmas Ho Ho Ho Christmas I've got a gift The gift is for Christmas I've got the card 36:43.699 --> 36:44.639 I've got the cake. 36:45.600 --> 36:47.820 The cake is for Christmas. 36:48.340 --> 36:49.321 I've got the care. 36:50.581 --> 36:52.462 Roll. 36:52.942 --> 36:54.882 Ho, ho, ho. 36:55.182 --> 36:57.163 Merry, merry Christmas. 36:57.583 --> 36:58.623 Ho, ho, ho. 36:59.644 --> 37:00.144 Christmas. 37:02.253 --> 37:06.276 When the trees decorated, everyone's breath is baited. 37:06.976 --> 37:11.239 When the stockings are filled up, that's the end of the builder. 37:11.699 --> 37:15.962 When we're opening presents, opening presents is pleasant. 37:16.463 --> 37:18.004 Actuaries are not included. 37:18.544 --> 37:20.726 If you haven't got some in the kids are going to get all moody. 37:21.026 --> 37:22.066 Ho, ho, ho. 37:23.487 --> 37:24.988 Merry, Merry Christmas. 37:25.189 --> 37:27.750 Ho, ho, ho. 37:27.790 --> 37:28.471 Christmas! 37:30.458 --> 37:31.498 Ho, ho, ho. 37:32.819 --> 37:34.359 Merry, Merry Christmas. 37:34.599 --> 37:36.180 Ho, ho, ho. 37:37.220 --> 37:37.980 Christmas. 37:38.740 --> 37:39.520 Here we go. 37:39.920 --> 37:46.102 T-A-G-S-N-O-W-M-A-N-I-S-H-A-V-I-N-G-A-F-L. 37:46.162 --> 37:48.263 Why, there's snow and he's having a fly. 37:49.063 --> 37:50.263 Ho, ho, ho. 37:51.524 --> 37:53.044 Merry, Merry Christmas. 37:53.364 --> 37:54.884 Ho, ho, ho. 37:55.885 --> 37:56.525 Christmas. 37:58.527 --> 38:06.033 Ho ho ho Merry, Merry Christmas Ho ho ho Christmas 38:11.104 --> 38:14.447 A lot of fade going for the fade going for the fade. 38:14.467 --> 38:31.080 Now Chris considering we have forced you to come to London to join in the show and we forced you to write a song and all because you supposedly won a competition which actually in fact has opened a massive sluice gate of hassle and trouble on your own. 38:32.418 --> 38:34.479 And I bet you're wishing you never even entered now. 38:34.859 --> 38:37.180 Considering all that, what a heroic effort. 38:37.200 --> 38:37.640 Thank you very much. 38:37.680 --> 38:38.440 Congratulations. 38:38.460 --> 38:39.461 I thought it was fantastic. 38:39.581 --> 38:44.222 Can you imagine if, like, people didn't know what this show was about and they just turned on the radio? 38:44.683 --> 38:45.243 It's brilliant. 38:45.303 --> 38:46.743 It's lo-fi genius. 38:47.143 --> 38:48.264 Man, that is amazing. 38:48.704 --> 38:50.665 Are you familiar with the term outsider art? 38:51.645 --> 38:51.905 Yes. 38:52.425 --> 38:58.348 Well, I think you've created a new kind of art form that's slightly outside the outsider art category. 38:59.908 --> 39:02.990 Outside toilet art. 39:03.030 --> 39:04.870 I don't agree with the meaning and that's not true. 39:04.931 --> 39:05.511 No, no, no. 39:05.711 --> 39:06.571 Absolutely not. 39:06.791 --> 39:08.032 That was good, man. 39:08.212 --> 39:08.592 That was good. 39:08.612 --> 39:12.294 And I'm right in thinking that you based it on football track mode. 39:12.314 --> 39:12.994 No, no, no. 39:13.334 --> 39:14.214 Why would you think that? 39:14.354 --> 39:15.735 Why would you think that? 39:15.875 --> 39:17.095 It might have been an inspiration. 39:17.316 --> 39:18.076 It was brilliant, man. 39:18.436 --> 39:23.349 And so, did you learn to play the guitar after you won it in this Lego making prize? 39:27.896 --> 39:32.279 Did you notice I'm before or after you recorded the song during? 39:34.460 --> 39:41.944 There's a guy on YouTube, just in Sandico, his name is, who does tutorial videos for learning to play guitar. 39:42.484 --> 39:45.446 And he had a competition to make a video about guitars. 39:46.347 --> 39:50.549 And at the time I was learning, and I entered the competition and I won. 39:50.869 --> 39:52.610 So I've got a nice guitar, a nice amp and everything. 39:54.091 --> 39:55.352 And then I kind of stopped learning. 39:56.293 --> 39:57.934 I don't know if that came through at all. 39:57.954 --> 39:59.776 No, you stopped at precisely the correct time. 40:00.336 --> 40:03.499 And what I liked about that was the sound of the buzz of the amp. 40:03.659 --> 40:11.726 You know, when you do stuff in GarageBand, you don't get a lot of those old-school analogue sounds that really take you to the time and place where it was recorded. 40:11.746 --> 40:12.987 They do have a button for it. 40:13.027 --> 40:13.428 Do they? 40:13.488 --> 40:15.289 Well, it's not the same if it's synthesised. 40:15.369 --> 40:19.433 I could really imagine you sitting there thinking, oh, God, why do I have to do this? 40:20.414 --> 40:23.135 I wish I'd never won that bloody competition! 40:24.076 --> 40:25.377 I'm glad that comes through. 40:26.758 --> 40:29.800 So there we go listeners, those are the two songs that are fighting. 40:30.220 --> 40:39.006 You can vote only by email, as this is a pre-record, but send your votes, either Chris or Garth, to Adamandjo.6musicatbbc.co.uk. 40:39.646 --> 40:40.667 That's the email address. 40:40.707 --> 40:46.151 Vote either Chris or Garth, and the winner will get nothing at all. 40:46.651 --> 40:49.333 Which is the final cherry on the hateful cake. 40:49.953 --> 40:52.215 It's called Enterprise, but you both. 40:52.716 --> 40:54.658 But thank you both of you for going to those efforts. 40:54.718 --> 40:57.100 That was ridiculously nice of you. 40:57.240 --> 40:59.222 This is Adam and Joe on BBC Six Music. 40:59.302 --> 41:00.723 Now it's time for the news. 41:01.023 --> 41:10.492 Breckena there from In Rainbows, the wonderful Radiohead album, which feels like a part of 2008, because that's when it entered the consciousness in a big way, I suppose. 41:10.812 --> 41:11.913 But of course, it came out at the end of 2007. 41:11.973 --> 41:12.554 That's a fun fact. 41:14.235 --> 41:14.415 What? 41:14.435 --> 41:15.236 Pardon my hammock. 41:16.077 --> 41:17.979 This is Adam and Jo on BBC6 Music. 41:18.019 --> 41:23.825 We're joined in the studio by Garth Jennings and Chris Salt for our special inter-Christmas-stroke New Year show. 41:24.186 --> 41:26.188 Now, Christmas time is a time for chocolates. 41:26.708 --> 41:27.409 Is that not true? 41:27.709 --> 41:30.853 And it's a time for a guilt-free eating of chocolates. 41:30.893 --> 41:31.894 Yeah, that's absolutely right. 41:32.194 --> 41:36.018 Because of this, the shops do giant tins at very economical prices. 41:36.438 --> 41:44.065 And personally, because my birthday comes very near Christmas, every year since I've been able to chew toffee, I've had a big tin of chalks. 41:45.026 --> 41:48.509 There's always a decision to be made of which brand to go for, right? 41:48.889 --> 41:52.353 The kings of the Christmas chalks are Roses and Quality Street. 41:52.833 --> 41:52.953 Yeah. 41:52.973 --> 41:54.373 Would you not say historically? 41:54.593 --> 41:59.275 I would think, I always think of roses as the ITV to the quality street. 41:59.295 --> 42:00.435 Slightly more mass market. 42:00.575 --> 42:00.855 Yeah. 42:01.155 --> 42:08.477 And quality street, because of the use of the word quality and the fact that the packaging usually has a haughty man. 42:08.597 --> 42:10.197 Old, the English, Dickensian figure, yeah. 42:10.277 --> 42:11.718 Exactly, walking along the street. 42:11.838 --> 42:11.998 Right. 42:12.238 --> 42:13.218 That makes them seem Garcia to you. 42:13.238 --> 42:14.679 Walking along the quality street. 42:14.699 --> 42:15.559 The street of quality. 42:15.599 --> 42:15.799 Yeah. 42:16.179 --> 42:19.480 But there's also, now there's celebrations. 42:20.533 --> 42:21.535 have muscled in. 42:21.975 --> 42:24.999 And these are miniature versions of your newsagent suites, aren't they? 42:25.019 --> 42:32.770 Well, of course they do them at petrol stations as well, which is the best place to, you know, everyone's on their way to Nands and they can pick up a box. 42:33.330 --> 42:33.911 Did you just go... 42:35.453 --> 42:36.973 That was the noise of my mic stand. 42:37.394 --> 42:41.595 But I've noticed a worrying thing has happened with roses this year. 42:41.615 --> 42:41.815 Right. 42:42.055 --> 42:43.195 Do you know the toffee barrels? 42:43.615 --> 42:43.915 Yeah. 42:44.315 --> 42:48.616 Usually most people, when they eat roses or Quality Street, there'll be a couple of flavours they don't like. 42:49.116 --> 42:52.117 And by a few days after Christmas, there'll be just those left in the tin. 42:52.277 --> 42:55.478 In Quality Street, it is the blue ones. 42:55.798 --> 42:56.258 What are they? 42:56.278 --> 42:57.879 Are they crack now? 42:58.079 --> 42:58.859 Oh, I love those! 43:01.301 --> 43:10.068 I dislike with a vengeance the anything with a rose-rosy cream with a strawberry cream and listen listen I'll go further 43:19.426 --> 43:20.186 I will go further. 43:20.687 --> 43:30.272 I will say that six months after the sweets are out of date and the orange and the strawberry creams have become crystalline, I like them all. 43:31.153 --> 43:32.113 Oh my God. 43:32.133 --> 43:32.433 You're a freak. 43:32.513 --> 43:33.594 You're a freak. 43:33.914 --> 43:36.495 But my point, you know the caramel barrels? 43:36.916 --> 43:37.116 Yeah. 43:37.256 --> 43:47.101 They're barrels and they're actually, the chocolate they come in is shaped like a little barrel, as if it's been freighted here in a tiny little chocolate container and loaded up by tiny little toffee beds. 43:47.121 --> 43:47.802 Chocolate stevedores. 43:49.264 --> 43:56.929 One of the things, they come in foil that's flush to the chocolate, therefore exaggerating the exciting barrel shape beneath. 43:57.329 --> 43:58.550 This year, no more. 43:59.290 --> 44:00.811 They're just in normal twists. 44:00.991 --> 44:03.893 Wait a second, this is the Quality Street barrels, right? 44:04.133 --> 44:05.474 Roses, I'm talking about, mate. 44:05.694 --> 44:07.075 I thought Quality Street had that as well. 44:07.095 --> 44:10.277 They used to have a toffee barrel with a little... Quality Street have the coins. 44:10.337 --> 44:14.300 No, they have the toffee coins, that's their key, that's their US... USC. 44:14.380 --> 44:15.220 No, but wait a second. 44:15.240 --> 44:16.781 What does that even mean, USC? 44:17.822 --> 44:18.183 Chocky. 44:18.223 --> 44:18.843 Chocky. 44:20.706 --> 44:25.872 The quality street used to have the toffee barrel with what looked like a cigar wrap around the side, right? 44:26.693 --> 44:28.054 Yes, that's true, the sort of sausage. 44:28.194 --> 44:28.474 Yeah. 44:28.914 --> 44:30.915 No, no, that was like a finger of toffee. 44:31.015 --> 44:32.056 No, no, no, no. 44:32.116 --> 44:34.137 Those are the two chocolates that Quality Street only have. 44:34.157 --> 44:37.419 You're talking that it's kind of a caramel podium rather than a barrel. 44:37.839 --> 44:39.940 But it had caramel podium. 44:39.980 --> 44:47.164 It was wrapped, it was silver, it was golden foil and it was wrapped in a little, it had like a cardboard thing, a paper. 44:47.184 --> 44:48.585 It's like the shape of a rollo. 44:53.004 --> 44:53.845 Exactly right. 44:54.105 --> 44:55.667 But that was a quality street thing, right? 44:55.687 --> 44:56.427 Yeah. 44:56.568 --> 44:56.848 Yeah. 44:56.868 --> 44:57.789 So what are you talking about? 44:57.809 --> 44:58.890 There's one in roses as well. 44:58.910 --> 45:00.191 There's a toffee barrel in roses. 45:00.211 --> 45:00.872 Yes, there is. 45:00.932 --> 45:01.913 They certainly used to be. 45:01.993 --> 45:03.214 Unless I've got my facts wrong. 45:03.414 --> 45:03.715 And now? 45:03.735 --> 45:04.575 That would be a first. 45:04.635 --> 45:07.138 And they are no longer wrapping them in foil. 45:07.158 --> 45:07.979 What are they wrapping them in? 45:08.139 --> 45:09.860 Just normal sort of twisty paper. 45:11.002 --> 45:11.062 Oh. 45:15.930 --> 45:17.691 Is that a point of your story? 45:18.111 --> 45:18.472 Yes! 45:20.813 --> 45:27.158 To me, it's a massive upset on the scale of Obama becoming the president, which isn't cause and upset, it's a very positive thing. 45:27.658 --> 45:33.522 But my god, they've changed the foil. 45:34.783 --> 45:36.304 When do the Sony nominations come out? 45:37.285 --> 45:39.086 We're gonna be showered with them apparently. 45:39.106 --> 45:40.847 There's gonna be a Sony shower. 45:42.108 --> 45:42.748 And we're gonna be in it. 45:43.149 --> 45:44.970 So, are you finished? 45:46.907 --> 45:47.988 Oh, this is classic. 45:48.868 --> 45:49.469 Check this out. 45:49.549 --> 45:50.589 It's classic, man. 45:51.230 --> 45:51.750 Oh, no. 45:51.790 --> 45:52.771 This is so classic. 45:52.831 --> 45:52.951 PM. 45:53.011 --> 45:54.191 Look at that. 45:54.331 --> 45:55.952 It's classic. 45:56.112 --> 45:57.213 Hey, welcome back, listeners. 45:57.453 --> 45:58.734 Adam and Joe here on 6 Music. 45:58.774 --> 46:00.115 This is a pre-recorded show. 46:00.155 --> 46:00.895 It's not live. 46:00.915 --> 46:08.880 I don't want you to start thinking it's live, phoning in, wasting your money, sending us emails that you expect an immediate response to, because that isn't going to happen. 46:08.900 --> 46:15.904 There's no way that it's physically possible with the way that time travel is progressing at the moment. 46:16.284 --> 46:18.828 But this time next year, it will be possible. 46:19.449 --> 46:27.500 They're developing some very exciting stuff over at MIT, some personal time travelling units that should be on the market by Christmas 2009. 46:27.540 --> 46:29.482 And that brings me to my next point. 46:35.623 --> 46:53.606 just a sniff which was predictions predictions for 2009 who would like to make a prediction let's start with fashion last year we made a few fashion predictions right and I would like to talk about the world of fashion because obviously it's gripped the fashion world right now the fashion world is gripped by fashion 46:54.307 --> 46:55.308 by fashion. 46:55.408 --> 46:57.230 Actually, I was gonna be more specific about it. 46:57.831 --> 47:02.515 I was gonna say that it is gripped by the fashion of, uh, around about 20 years ago. 47:02.535 --> 47:15.167 I mean, young children, you were talking about this earlier on, Joe, and, uh, before we started recording, you were talking about the fact that people just walking around in the street, teens, young teens, they look exactly like the absurd Poppin' J's of 1984. 47:16.588 --> 47:22.072 And they're just... Can only mean that this year, 2009, what'll come back? 47:22.332 --> 47:23.192 But ASEED. 47:23.853 --> 47:24.533 ASEED House. 47:24.573 --> 47:30.257 That was the next thing after that 80s kind of bomber jacket and tight jeans and trilby hat kind of a thing. 47:30.297 --> 47:31.237 It's not going to die out though. 47:31.277 --> 47:33.679 There's another year at least of that stuff, don't you reckon? 47:33.699 --> 47:35.180 No, but things move so fast. 47:35.220 --> 47:40.523 People want to be so hit and cool, they'll be jumping on the ASEED or Happy Mondays, Manchester style. 47:40.543 --> 47:41.804 Baggy is all going to go baggy. 47:41.824 --> 47:42.825 It's got to, hasn't it? 47:42.845 --> 47:43.105 Right. 47:43.265 --> 47:44.486 Those floppy haircuts. 47:44.946 --> 47:45.806 It's all going to come round. 47:45.826 --> 47:46.467 Centre partings. 47:46.767 --> 47:47.047 Yeah. 47:47.307 --> 47:49.307 Like Ant and Dec or Jan Duncan. 47:49.588 --> 47:49.828 Right. 47:50.208 --> 47:51.348 Thanks very much indeed. 47:51.808 --> 47:58.951 Well, as far as predicting what's going to happen in the rest of this programme goes, I can tell you listeners that we will be joined by Craig Moore. 47:59.291 --> 48:00.811 He is from Newcastle. 48:00.871 --> 48:03.932 Newcastle is a place in the United Kingdom. 48:04.412 --> 48:05.433 It's in the north 48:06.013 --> 48:06.954 of the United Kingdom. 48:07.074 --> 48:09.856 Sting is the king of Newcastle. 48:10.156 --> 48:13.978 He reigns there with a fist of jelly. 48:36.734 --> 48:38.015 But we'll continue with some more music. 48:38.355 --> 48:45.661 Here is Madness, recorded in 1982 on David Kidd Jensen's Radio 1 show, playing tomorrow is just another day. 48:45.701 --> 48:50.805 This is Adam and Jo on BBC6 Music, our special inter-Christmas and New Year show. 48:50.845 --> 48:58.832 We're joined in the studio by Garth Jennings and Christopher Salt, Lord Christopher Salt's winner of the Video Wars competition, and also Adam Buxton. 48:59.392 --> 49:00.513 Winner of no competitions. 49:00.593 --> 49:02.796 A digital radio DJ from Norfolk. 49:03.096 --> 49:03.957 Do you know what? 49:04.117 --> 49:04.798 Hi, thanks very much. 49:05.238 --> 49:05.539 You know what? 49:05.619 --> 49:08.422 I'm just thinking, I don't think I've ever won a competition. 49:08.642 --> 49:09.463 Can that be right? 49:09.823 --> 49:11.445 You must have won some kind of competition. 49:11.705 --> 49:12.967 I don't think I ever did. 49:13.996 --> 49:16.117 Well, do you want to have a little think about that for a while? 49:16.137 --> 49:19.459 A bit depressing. 49:19.599 --> 49:28.284 Now, of course, I can't be depressed because any moment now it's going to be New Year's Eve, the happiest time of the year, when you get to go to parties. 49:28.484 --> 49:32.707 Now, the problem with New Year's Eve is that it comes a lot too close to Christmas. 49:32.927 --> 49:33.328 Yeah. 49:33.368 --> 49:37.512 You're just all partied out and then society tells you you've got to have another amazing time. 49:38.233 --> 49:42.798 Human beings just aren't built to have that much of an amazing time in that shorter period of time. 49:43.259 --> 49:50.226 So usually it turns into something of an anticlimax or more often than not a misery fest. 49:50.587 --> 49:50.767 Yeah. 49:51.087 --> 49:52.628 How was your New Year's Eve last year? 49:54.308 --> 49:54.888 Oh, man. 49:55.168 --> 50:00.290 I think it would just involve going to the South Bank and watching the fireworks, maybe. 50:00.390 --> 50:00.610 Right. 50:00.770 --> 50:02.131 And then coming home and going to bed. 50:02.191 --> 50:03.491 Well, I heard they were good, though. 50:03.591 --> 50:05.952 People that went to the South Bank liked the fireworks. 50:06.272 --> 50:07.952 It's a sort of low-key way to do it. 50:07.972 --> 50:11.513 You just wander out on foot to your nearest gathering of people. 50:11.533 --> 50:21.435 You can do it in any city or town in the UK, your nearest drunken rabble, and you just stand amongst them for 10 minutes and have a drink out of a plastic cup, then go home and go to bed. 50:21.755 --> 50:22.495 Pick any pockets? 50:23.156 --> 50:24.276 You pick a couple of pockets. 50:24.296 --> 50:25.316 You've got to pick a couple of pockets. 50:25.396 --> 50:25.776 You have a fight. 50:26.116 --> 50:28.337 You know, you push an old woman over, maybe. 50:28.357 --> 50:29.137 Sure. 50:29.177 --> 50:32.998 Wander down the middle of the street, just shouting Happy New Year to random strangers. 50:33.278 --> 50:34.618 I imagine you do a lot of mooning. 50:34.978 --> 50:39.200 Me, I do a lot of mooning. 50:39.240 --> 50:39.740 Yes, I do. 50:39.760 --> 50:41.141 Because you love to moon. 50:41.241 --> 50:45.843 And you know the thing that struck me about your girlfriend the first time I met her was that she does too. 50:45.944 --> 50:47.985 We love to moon, we're like a couple of moons. 50:48.045 --> 50:51.186 And that's the thing that you have in common, that's what drew you together originally, wasn't it? 50:51.226 --> 50:51.846 Was the mooning. 50:52.067 --> 50:52.867 That's nice. 50:53.527 --> 50:58.230 I got the norovirus last New Year's Eve, so I wasn't able to do any mooning. 50:58.390 --> 50:59.490 What's the norovirus? 50:59.510 --> 51:00.931 Don't you remember the norovirus? 51:01.431 --> 51:02.192 Norovirus, I don't. 51:03.372 --> 51:11.678 2007's classic norovirus, it was a bit of food poisoning, stroke flu, that struck down half the country. 51:12.419 --> 51:15.721 The UK ground to a halt because everybody had the norovirus. 51:15.741 --> 51:16.702 It was an epidemic. 51:17.542 --> 51:20.084 I got it off some friends who came to stay. 51:20.344 --> 51:21.185 Now, I tell you what happened. 51:21.205 --> 51:21.745 I just remembered. 51:21.986 --> 51:26.409 My wife, she took our children to go over and play with some other kids just before Christmas. 51:27.020 --> 51:29.281 And they were all norovirus-ed up. 51:29.701 --> 51:31.342 And the mum hadn't even said anything. 51:31.402 --> 51:33.883 Like, usually you would warn visitors, right? 51:33.923 --> 51:38.164 You would say, especially if there's children involved, you would say, they got a bit of a cold, you may not want to come round. 51:39.005 --> 51:41.126 No such warning was forthcoming. 51:41.806 --> 51:44.607 And we immediately got the norovirus in our house. 51:44.667 --> 51:46.548 And then one by one, we all fell. 51:46.928 --> 51:52.470 And the night of, well, New Year's Eve afternoon, I started feeling a bit rough. 51:52.750 --> 51:55.011 And by the time our guests turned up for our 51:55.171 --> 51:56.953 Great New Year's Eve party! 51:57.754 --> 51:59.977 I was in bed vomiting out my guts. 52:01.279 --> 52:02.300 It was awful. 52:02.320 --> 52:04.402 That's a fun story. 52:06.205 --> 52:07.066 So what about this year? 52:07.086 --> 52:08.027 What's everyone planning to do? 52:08.067 --> 52:10.290 Garth, what have you got planned for your New Year's Eve? 52:10.430 --> 52:11.811 I like going to bed really early. 52:12.132 --> 52:12.392 Really? 52:12.412 --> 52:13.393 You just call the whole thing off? 52:13.493 --> 52:14.435 I like New Year's Day. 52:15.222 --> 52:15.562 I like it. 52:15.622 --> 52:18.985 I like getting up on New Year's Day and sort of going out for a nice walk or something. 52:19.405 --> 52:20.806 But I really hate the night. 52:21.186 --> 52:23.107 The whole, let's have fun. 52:23.308 --> 52:24.428 It's all going to change. 52:24.448 --> 52:26.029 I hate that. 52:26.049 --> 52:27.070 Do your family agree with you? 52:28.751 --> 52:30.252 They often do something. 52:30.993 --> 52:31.593 I don't know. 52:31.793 --> 52:33.274 Just remain curmudgeonly and stay indoors. 52:33.314 --> 52:34.055 Yeah, yeah. 52:34.335 --> 52:37.178 Telly, even Jules is Hootenay. 52:37.238 --> 52:38.760 You hate Jules is Hootenay? 52:38.860 --> 52:40.302 I can't deal with it. 52:40.382 --> 52:41.243 No, I don't like it. 52:41.263 --> 52:42.044 My mum loves it. 52:42.264 --> 52:42.824 Hootenay? 52:43.285 --> 52:46.949 She was devastated to find out they recorded two weeks in advance. 52:47.269 --> 52:47.590 Really? 52:47.690 --> 52:50.553 She was furious that I told her Santa Claus. 52:51.494 --> 52:56.016 Anyway, the period to celebrate pixies has gone by in New Year's Eve, hasn't it? 52:56.376 --> 52:56.796 Absolutely. 52:56.816 --> 52:59.017 So we can't have the jazz pixie jumping around. 52:59.118 --> 53:02.879 The Hootenanny, and there's also Wogan used to have the Hogmanay, didn't he? 53:02.919 --> 53:04.220 Was it Wogan that did the Hogmanay? 53:04.949 --> 53:05.530 I think so. 53:05.610 --> 53:05.810 Yeah. 53:05.970 --> 53:08.512 How about you Chris, what kind of things do you do on New Year's Eve? 53:08.893 --> 53:10.954 I actually do enjoy the Houtenay. 53:11.895 --> 53:14.257 Glad you used the correct name for it there. 53:14.558 --> 53:15.539 It's important to get things right. 53:15.559 --> 53:16.940 Someone's got a brain in this studio. 53:18.101 --> 53:18.842 Houtenay. 53:20.363 --> 53:22.645 Yeah, usually just have a bottle of wine, stay at home. 53:22.785 --> 53:22.985 Yeah. 53:23.165 --> 53:26.108 And just watch Jules prancing and sob. 53:26.569 --> 53:26.969 And sob. 53:26.989 --> 53:28.710 And cry and cry. 53:33.737 --> 53:34.998 That's the best way to celebrate easy. 53:35.018 --> 53:36.498 That's what we do around our gap as well. 53:36.958 --> 53:38.959 Except we get friends around to do it with us as well. 53:39.119 --> 53:41.720 There should be a holiday that's just forced misery. 53:41.840 --> 53:42.921 Enough forced jubilation. 53:42.961 --> 53:45.882 That should be just a national moan and cry day. 53:46.022 --> 53:46.542 Don't you think? 53:46.802 --> 53:48.483 That's what life is deciding. 53:48.503 --> 53:49.764 Every other day is. 53:49.804 --> 53:49.984 Right. 53:50.484 --> 53:52.625 Well, a good cry doesn't do you any harm. 53:52.645 --> 53:53.846 I mean, it's quite nice, isn't it? 53:54.266 --> 53:55.527 Crying day would be good. 53:55.787 --> 53:56.067 Really? 53:56.127 --> 53:58.369 How would you provoke the tears? 53:58.589 --> 53:59.369 That's a good point. 53:59.389 --> 53:59.870 Mama Mia. 54:00.050 --> 54:01.551 Battery farming documentaries. 54:01.971 --> 54:03.192 You just have a misery fest. 54:03.352 --> 54:03.552 Uh-huh. 54:04.092 --> 54:04.332 Yeah? 54:04.653 --> 54:05.613 Is everyone up for this then? 54:05.633 --> 54:06.173 I'm up for that. 54:06.254 --> 54:07.034 I'm with you, Joe. 54:07.074 --> 54:08.435 What day of the week shall we make it? 54:08.855 --> 54:10.316 Oh, that would have to be Monday. 54:10.336 --> 54:11.196 A Monday? 54:11.376 --> 54:11.577 Yeah. 54:11.597 --> 54:12.917 That's true, a whole Monday. 54:13.017 --> 54:14.438 Whole Monday, you're thinking, oh. 54:15.118 --> 54:17.260 I'd put it on Saturday, because that would be more depressing. 54:17.360 --> 54:17.560 Yeah. 54:18.740 --> 54:21.362 Yeah, we could make it like a regular radio show even. 54:21.382 --> 54:21.402 9-12. 54:21.762 --> 54:22.542 Do it on BBC 6, please. 54:25.529 --> 54:26.109 Good idea. 54:26.289 --> 54:30.411 Shall we lift the mood of the nation by playing a little bit of music right now? 54:30.731 --> 54:31.231 Absolutely. 54:31.451 --> 54:32.692 We're going to have Sam and Dave. 54:32.712 --> 54:34.212 This is Soul Sister Brown Sugar. 54:34.392 --> 54:37.914 So that was Sam and Dave there with Soul Sister Brown Sugar. 54:37.934 --> 54:40.094 This is Adam and Joe here on BBC Six Music. 54:40.495 --> 54:42.855 I've got a free play for you right now, listeners. 54:42.895 --> 54:46.717 This is from the Breeders' album Mountain Battles that came out this year. 54:47.157 --> 54:55.326 I found it very difficult to pick out a favourite album this year, though, and when I was asked to do so for another 6 Music feature, I actually found it impossible. 54:55.687 --> 54:59.832 I was gonna go for Oracular Spectacular by MGMT, but Namone bagged that one. 55:00.092 --> 55:00.753 Namone. 55:02.014 --> 55:10.460 But also, I've been worrying this year in general, just before we play the Breeders, that maybe my ability to appreciate new music is as gone. 55:10.861 --> 55:11.601 Do you know what I'm saying? 55:11.982 --> 55:19.127 Like, because I've reached a certain age, my brain is so saturated with affection for the tunes of my youth, you know what I mean? 55:19.147 --> 55:23.991 That there's just no room for new music to get its hooks into me in the same way. 55:24.451 --> 55:25.352 Do you know what I'm talking about? 55:25.372 --> 55:26.212 You're kind of full up. 55:26.412 --> 55:26.673 Yeah. 55:27.333 --> 55:27.913 No more room. 55:28.053 --> 55:29.634 I know what you're talking about. 55:29.654 --> 55:30.554 Do you think that's rubbish? 55:31.094 --> 55:32.035 I don't think it's rubbish. 55:32.095 --> 55:38.157 I think as well, when you get on a bit, you can associate every new record with the sound of an old record, right? 55:38.177 --> 55:38.357 Right. 55:39.097 --> 55:42.578 That area of your musical taste has probably been covered already by another band. 55:42.598 --> 55:43.599 Do you know what I mean? 55:43.619 --> 55:44.519 I think I do. 55:44.559 --> 55:46.880 But it hasn't happened for me because I'm so young. 55:47.080 --> 55:47.320 Yeah. 55:47.740 --> 55:52.182 And I sort of, I've got a, you know, a pulse with the vibe of the street. 55:52.202 --> 55:55.763 Well, you always listen to all the latest sounds when you're skateboarding and tagging, don't you? 55:56.323 --> 55:56.844 Exactly. 55:57.985 --> 55:58.505 Exactly. 55:59.266 --> 56:04.392 When I'm around town skateboarding and tagging, I do listen to the latest sounds on my MP3 player. 56:04.552 --> 56:06.594 My wife has stopped me from tagging. 56:07.335 --> 56:07.735 Has she? 56:07.775 --> 56:09.017 Yeah, she says it's bad. 56:09.137 --> 56:10.759 It's a bad influence on the children. 56:10.779 --> 56:11.339 That's ridiculous. 56:11.640 --> 56:15.284 So I'm not allowed to tag and I'm not allowed to skateboard over 15 miles an hour. 56:15.304 --> 56:18.207 Well, to be honest, man, I've given up on the tagging and the skateboarding. 56:18.667 --> 56:36.062 Yeah, what I like to do is go to Camden, in really skinny jeans and winkle pickers and a trolley hat and a donkey jacket, get really drunk, listen to some kind of raucous band, and then at about three in the morning just wander through Camden, staggering around, vomiting on bus stops, shouting things. 56:36.483 --> 56:37.784 It's brilliant, you should try it. 56:37.984 --> 56:38.824 I am gonna try. 56:38.865 --> 56:41.486 The important thing is to lean against a sexy girl. 56:41.526 --> 56:41.666 Yeah. 56:41.906 --> 56:43.767 And then both to just giggle and fall over. 56:43.787 --> 56:45.348 Hey, that sounds wicked. 56:45.428 --> 56:45.988 It's brilliant. 56:46.009 --> 56:46.589 You should try it. 56:46.629 --> 56:47.850 Everyone's doing it in Camden on Saturday night. 56:47.870 --> 56:50.311 I feel like I've been wasting my time tagging and skateboarding. 56:50.371 --> 56:51.972 Tagging and skateboarding is yesterday. 56:51.992 --> 56:53.893 Wow, you heard it here first. 56:54.333 --> 56:55.554 So back to the free play. 56:55.874 --> 57:02.418 This is the Breeders and a very enjoyable mellow track that's got nothing to do with tagging and skateboarding and it's called Night of Joy. 57:02.978 --> 57:06.226 It is the voice of the big, great, dear castle. 57:06.326 --> 57:09.673 It is the top of the apple that's wonderful. 57:10.034 --> 57:12.500 I got so bored with the last hour and year. 57:17.576 --> 57:18.997 That was Cake with the Distance. 57:19.057 --> 57:21.298 You're listening to Adam and Jo here on BBC6 Music. 57:21.318 --> 57:22.659 This show is pre-recorded. 57:22.719 --> 57:23.820 It is not live. 57:24.381 --> 57:26.802 I don't want you to think that it's live, because that would be a lie. 57:26.822 --> 57:27.903 That would be terrible. 57:28.023 --> 57:39.751 And don't forget, if you've only just tuned in, we did Song Wars earlier with our special guest songwriters, Chris Salt, the Video Wars winner, and Garth Jennings, the pop and film director. 57:40.031 --> 57:41.292 They both pop director. 57:41.532 --> 57:42.393 You're director of pop. 57:42.753 --> 57:43.273 I'll have a go. 57:44.574 --> 58:10.500 they both wrote songs for us and you can hear them by going to our website at bbc.co.uk forward slash six music clicking on the link and you can hear both those songs and then you can vote for them by going to adamandjo.sixmusic at bbc.co.uk and don't forget later in the show just before the end we have Guy who's going to do a live mix of some of the Song Wars songs Craig Moore that'll be at approximately sort of 10 minutes before the end of the show 58:10.800 --> 58:11.661 Oh, it's exciting. 58:11.761 --> 58:13.361 All that to come, so don't go away. 58:13.441 --> 58:15.342 But right now, it's time for some more music. 58:15.522 --> 58:22.086 And this is... Yeah, this is Sigur Ross with Ini, Mer, Singur, Vitale, Singur. 58:23.026 --> 58:25.207 Which translates as, within mere lunatic sings. 58:25.447 --> 58:26.808 That was Supergrass with Richard III. 58:26.868 --> 58:34.152 This is Adam and Jo on BBC6 Music, joined in the studio by Chris Salt, the Video Wars winner, and Garth Jennings, a director of many Supergrass videos. 58:34.192 --> 58:34.452 Many? 58:34.972 --> 58:35.513 One, two? 58:35.653 --> 58:35.953 Two. 58:36.293 --> 58:36.533 Two. 58:36.553 --> 58:37.774 I've done two of them. 58:37.934 --> 58:40.295 Give us some insider scoop on the grass. 58:40.535 --> 58:41.156 on the grass. 58:41.176 --> 58:45.239 Well, they're the loveliest people in the world, which is really boring to say, isn't it? 58:45.379 --> 58:45.940 Something dirty. 58:45.980 --> 58:48.202 All the bands we've ever worked with, they're the nicest. 58:48.282 --> 58:48.922 Something scandalous. 58:49.182 --> 58:56.449 Uh, scandalous when we did the last video we did for them was we shot in Florida at a mermaid 58:57.029 --> 59:04.236 theatre where they do real underwater mermaid stuff, and then we did a- we were trying to save the underwater mermaid theatre by doing a little concert that night. 59:04.256 --> 59:04.996 What's the name of the track? 59:05.377 --> 59:06.698 It's called Low C. Oh yeah. 59:06.998 --> 59:13.083 And it's a lovely track, and so we had a little sort of fundraising event where the Supergrass played at a local bar in Florida. 59:13.524 --> 59:22.432 Well, everybody got so drunk and crazy that, and filthy, and the trouble is I've got it all on video because I was filming it obviously for the video. 59:22.632 --> 59:23.813 They interfered with the mermaids? 59:24.193 --> 59:28.896 No, the mermaids, I don't know, I think the mermaids wanted to touch the grass. 59:28.916 --> 59:31.877 Stay off the grass, mermaids. 59:31.897 --> 59:34.239 Keep your feet off, no that doesn't work, does it? 59:34.259 --> 59:35.199 Keep your flints off, yes. 59:35.660 --> 59:40.062 I just think super grass are very very attractive people and to mermaids they were super attractive. 59:40.422 --> 59:41.603 But luckily the grass was strong. 59:41.863 --> 59:45.624 And somewhere in the Jennings, Hammer and Tongues vaults, you've still got all that footage. 59:45.645 --> 59:46.545 You should release that stuff. 59:46.585 --> 59:46.805 They did. 59:46.925 --> 59:48.926 The mother of all gigs in this tiny bar. 59:48.946 --> 59:51.727 And I filmed the whole thing and it's absolutely fantastic. 59:51.947 --> 59:53.227 It really was amazing. 59:53.247 --> 59:54.968 I couldn't believe I was standing right next to the Secret Mermaid gig. 59:55.088 --> 59:56.189 Yeah, the Secret Mermaid gig. 59:56.229 --> 59:56.469 Wow. 59:56.789 --> 01:00:03.071 Coming up, we've got Craig Moore, who is a DJ who's going to do a live song wars mix for us. 01:00:03.531 --> 01:00:04.812 So stay tuned for that. 01:00:05.492 --> 01:00:06.633 But first, here's a bit more music. 01:00:06.873 --> 01:00:09.654 Now, I'm just unwrapping here a bit of a sandwich. 01:00:11.234 --> 01:00:12.615 Well, it's delicious. 01:00:12.655 --> 01:00:13.635 Look, it says on the box. 01:00:13.675 --> 01:00:14.355 Oh, so it is. 01:00:14.455 --> 01:00:15.035 My mistake. 01:00:15.115 --> 01:00:15.796 It's delicious. 01:00:15.836 --> 01:00:16.956 That's actually the brand name. 01:00:17.056 --> 01:00:17.816 It's delicious. 01:00:17.836 --> 01:00:18.296 It must be. 01:00:18.697 --> 01:00:20.977 And it features roast chicken and stuffing. 01:00:21.837 --> 01:00:23.718 Those are Christmas-y elements, right? 01:00:24.438 --> 01:00:26.899 And I haven't had a roast chicken and stuffing sandwich. 01:00:26.919 --> 01:00:30.320 I used to be a big fan of the roast chicken and the stuffing in the sandwich combo. 01:00:30.840 --> 01:00:40.907 But I was put off it when I received a bout of fairly hefty food poisoning after a trip to see Sunshine with Hugh Joe Cornish and Edgar Wright, the film director. 01:00:41.608 --> 01:00:45.671 And I mentioned this on my blog a while back, but I was sat next to Edgar and I was really starving and... 01:00:46.571 --> 01:00:51.654 So I brought in a chicken stuffing sandwich, which I was going to sneakily chomp during the film. 01:00:52.374 --> 01:00:56.676 But as soon as I took it out, I regretted it because it's it smelled very strongly, right? 01:00:56.716 --> 01:00:57.696 Can't believe you did that. 01:00:57.797 --> 01:01:04.920 I mean, it wafted around the cinema and I could see Edgar shifting with irritated discomfort next to me thinking 01:01:05.120 --> 01:01:09.546 What is Adam Buxton doing, eating a chicken and stuffing sandwich during sunshine? 01:01:09.586 --> 01:01:10.487 This is outrageous. 01:01:10.527 --> 01:01:13.191 He's the worst kind of cinema attendee. 01:01:13.892 --> 01:01:20.681 So by way of some kind of punishment, I got terrible food poisoning off this thing as soon as I, like, during the film, 01:01:21.141 --> 01:01:24.663 I started kind of belching and feeling very uncomfortable. 01:01:24.683 --> 01:01:26.283 Where was it purchased from this sandwich? 01:01:26.683 --> 01:01:27.284 I can't tell you. 01:01:27.784 --> 01:01:29.325 It would reflect badly. 01:01:29.365 --> 01:01:31.906 Was it a major high street sandwich? 01:01:32.006 --> 01:01:32.466 It was a major chain. 01:01:32.626 --> 01:01:35.407 It wasn't just like a garage or a nose agent. 01:01:35.487 --> 01:01:39.929 No, it was one of the major supermarket chains that has a metro branch, right? 01:01:40.469 --> 01:01:44.331 And so I purchased it from there and I got wicked food poisoning off it. 01:01:44.771 --> 01:01:52.157 By the time I got home, I was already, I had the shivers and everything and went to bed and there's nothing worse than a bit of food poisoning to lay you low, right? 01:01:52.537 --> 01:02:00.663 And do you find that once you've got food poisoning off a certain food type, you will never return to that kind of food again ever, right? 01:02:00.884 --> 01:02:02.385 Is that just me or is that you as well? 01:02:03.025 --> 01:02:03.766 I know what you mean. 01:02:04.567 --> 01:02:05.648 Yeah, it has happened to me. 01:02:05.748 --> 01:02:08.030 I had the same thing with sun-dried tomatoes. 01:02:08.090 --> 01:02:08.330 Mmm. 01:02:08.490 --> 01:02:09.271 But I'm back on them. 01:02:09.391 --> 01:02:09.951 Are you back on them? 01:02:09.971 --> 01:02:12.694 It only lasted about 6 months, 7 months. 01:02:12.714 --> 01:02:12.974 Right. 01:02:13.274 --> 01:02:14.155 Then I got back on them. 01:02:14.255 --> 01:02:15.696 Well I think, when did Sunshine come out? 01:02:16.517 --> 01:02:18.079 It was a couple of years ago now, wasn't it? 01:02:18.139 --> 01:02:18.379 Yeah. 01:02:18.839 --> 01:02:20.981 I haven't had a chicken and stuffing sandwich since then. 01:02:21.542 --> 01:02:22.823 And I just thought I would do it. 01:02:23.303 --> 01:02:25.584 Are you doing it out of, you know, are you looking forward to it? 01:02:25.604 --> 01:02:27.645 Are you doing it to get yourself back on track? 01:02:27.745 --> 01:02:30.086 I'm just seeing how it feels. 01:02:30.206 --> 01:02:32.567 But this is the first one you've eaten since then. 01:02:32.587 --> 01:02:33.448 Yeah, I'm taking a bite. 01:02:33.468 --> 01:02:34.168 You're gonna do this. 01:02:34.388 --> 01:02:35.409 I can't believe you're gonna do it. 01:02:35.449 --> 01:02:36.589 As well, it's on the radio. 01:02:36.669 --> 01:02:37.730 Live on pre-record. 01:02:38.730 --> 01:02:40.632 I mean, this is an amazing piece of radio, isn't it? 01:02:40.672 --> 01:02:41.352 This is incredible. 01:02:41.392 --> 01:02:42.293 What could the results be? 01:02:42.313 --> 01:02:43.634 It could be instant puke. 01:02:43.794 --> 01:02:44.995 Instant vomitorium. 01:02:45.055 --> 01:02:49.038 The minute it touches your tongue, it could trigger an instant puke response. 01:02:49.098 --> 01:02:51.520 A retch response, because that's probably not very much to puke. 01:02:51.580 --> 01:02:53.582 I'd vomit on Chris Salt. 01:02:54.242 --> 01:02:57.125 Salty would be so grossed out, he'd vomit on Garth. 01:02:57.665 --> 01:03:03.669 Garth would vomit and try and stop it, but it would blow through his fingers and out of his nostrils, all over our producer. 01:03:03.709 --> 01:03:06.530 It's like that bidding stand by me, the, uh, the vomiter thumb. 01:03:07.031 --> 01:03:11.994 Ben, Ben would immediately vomit on the controls. 01:03:12.634 --> 01:03:16.697 There's a sort of person who will be, who want to vomit even if you talk about vomiting. 01:03:16.737 --> 01:03:17.237 Right, right. 01:03:17.317 --> 01:03:18.658 There's a word for it, isn't there? 01:03:19.338 --> 01:03:20.880 Ectophobe or something weird. 01:03:20.900 --> 01:03:21.281 Uh-huh. 01:03:21.481 --> 01:03:24.645 Where if you even hear someone else retch, it causes you to retch. 01:03:24.705 --> 01:03:25.787 Oh, I understand that, though. 01:03:25.967 --> 01:03:29.332 I think we don't- doesn't everyone get that when they hear- they sort of pull that face themselves? 01:03:29.372 --> 01:03:29.712 It's like, ooh. 01:03:29.732 --> 01:03:33.818 There was some great retching on Nine of Celebrity with Joe Swash there this year. 01:03:33.838 --> 01:03:34.318 It was great. 01:03:34.599 --> 01:03:35.580 Anyway, listen, I'm gonna take a bite. 01:03:35.600 --> 01:03:35.921 You ready? 01:03:36.221 --> 01:03:36.441 Yeah. 01:03:36.501 --> 01:03:36.702 Here we go. 01:03:40.374 --> 01:03:41.775 I wouldn't normally eat seven, no I don't. 01:03:42.235 --> 01:03:43.296 I'm doing it for the radio. 01:03:43.336 --> 01:03:44.597 Talk us through it, how does it feel? 01:03:45.177 --> 01:03:46.018 It looks revolting. 01:03:46.358 --> 01:03:47.039 It's delicious. 01:03:47.179 --> 01:03:47.899 Chicken and mayo. 01:03:48.219 --> 01:03:50.641 It's delicious. 01:03:50.681 --> 01:03:52.482 So this is anti-climatic, man. 01:03:52.582 --> 01:03:53.523 Are you aware of that? 01:03:55.444 --> 01:03:56.745 Well... Yeah. 01:03:56.765 --> 01:03:59.167 It could be though, this could be a time bomb. 01:03:59.187 --> 01:04:01.128 At any point in the show it could just come back up. 01:04:01.148 --> 01:04:02.509 Yeah, because it could go bad, you never know. 01:04:03.149 --> 01:04:07.832 I was going to pretend to vomit, but then I thought this is the big British castle and you can't do that. 01:04:07.852 --> 01:04:08.272 Can't lie. 01:04:08.293 --> 01:04:08.833 Can't lie about it. 01:04:09.273 --> 01:04:11.794 So instead, the, uh, it's just fine. 01:04:11.814 --> 01:04:13.895 Yeah, I'm just enjoying it. 01:04:13.915 --> 01:04:17.396 So at the end of the day, we're left with the sound of you eating a sandwich. 01:04:18.037 --> 01:04:20.878 When all is said and done, all the niceties are stripped away. 01:04:21.278 --> 01:04:21.778 Oh dear. 01:04:21.818 --> 01:04:25.480 Middle-aged man eats chicken sandwich. 01:04:25.520 --> 01:04:27.140 What kind of a Christmas is this? 01:04:27.380 --> 01:04:29.081 It's a credit crunch Christmas, that's what it is. 01:04:29.101 --> 01:04:30.562 Should we have some more music? 01:04:30.582 --> 01:04:31.622 Yeah, I think we'd better. 01:04:31.742 --> 01:04:32.722 No, let's not have music. 01:04:32.742 --> 01:04:34.083 Let's just listen to the sandwich. 01:04:34.663 --> 01:04:35.704 Give us a bit more, man. 01:04:35.784 --> 01:04:36.384 Give us a bit more. 01:04:40.148 --> 01:04:41.828 This is Adam and Joel on BBC6 Music. 01:04:41.908 --> 01:04:42.749 It's time for the news. 01:04:42.989 --> 01:04:57.354 Right now, coming up after a bit of Dexi's Midnight Runners, which we're going to play shortly, we have the final guest in the studio for this special pre-recorded inter-Christmas and New Year's Eve show, and his name is Craig Moore. 01:04:57.614 --> 01:05:01.736 Yeah, he's a guy that I discovered while ego surfing, right? 01:05:01.776 --> 01:05:06.838 Putting the Adam and Jo into Google and seeing what comes up part of my procrastination routine. 01:05:07.379 --> 01:05:11.841 And he had off his own back done a couple of live mixes of the Song Wars songs. 01:05:12.361 --> 01:05:18.884 He'd done a mix where he'd mixed Flight of the Concords into our songs, and then he'd done another pure Song Wars one. 01:05:19.164 --> 01:05:25.027 So we gave him a call and asked him to come into the studio for this show and do a live Song Wars mashup. 01:05:25.447 --> 01:05:26.287 Jam type thing. 01:05:26.507 --> 01:05:30.329 So that is coming up after Dexi's Midnight Runners with Dance Stance. 01:05:31.109 --> 01:05:42.872 Right now, we have been joined in the studio towards the end of our special pre-New Year's Eve show by a very special guest and his name is Craig, Craig Moore. 01:05:42.892 --> 01:05:43.713 How are you doing Craig? 01:05:43.873 --> 01:05:44.533 I'm fine, thank you. 01:05:44.713 --> 01:05:47.354 Craig, you're the fruits of my ego surfing. 01:05:47.834 --> 01:05:53.876 Yeah, everyone knows I like to sit at my computer and search my own name and Adam's name, see what pops up. 01:05:54.276 --> 01:05:55.856 I do it pretty much all day, every day. 01:05:56.577 --> 01:06:00.758 And one of the things that popped up was a YouTube video of you doing a mix of 01:06:01.238 --> 01:06:19.843 Our Song Wars songs, first of all with some Flight of the Concord songs, it's very exciting for Flight of the Concord, that must have been, and then you did a couple more mixes, didn't you, of our Song Wars songs, accompanied by a kind of video of you, but your face is hidden because you're wearing a mysterious hat. 01:06:20.263 --> 01:06:20.463 True. 01:06:20.843 --> 01:06:23.024 And it's a sort of a top shot, so we can't see your face. 01:06:23.044 --> 01:06:28.365 But what we can see are these two turntables, the mixing machine, and you're going hell for leather! 01:06:29.125 --> 01:06:31.166 Mashing and smashing the tracks together. 01:06:31.566 --> 01:06:34.626 And is that a real live mix that you're doing there on that YouTube video? 01:06:34.786 --> 01:06:38.167 Basically, I'll do two, three, four, five gores and then pick the best one. 01:06:38.367 --> 01:06:38.607 Yeah. 01:06:39.088 --> 01:06:40.308 And that's the convention, isn't it? 01:06:40.328 --> 01:06:47.810 Because there's a lot of DJing videos on YouTube, and generally, the person's face would be, like, not featured. 01:06:47.970 --> 01:06:48.170 Yeah. 01:06:48.650 --> 01:06:48.890 Really? 01:06:49.490 --> 01:06:50.210 That's right, isn't it? 01:06:50.230 --> 01:06:50.851 Kind of, yeah. 01:06:50.891 --> 01:06:51.551 Not just shy. 01:06:52.071 --> 01:06:58.113 Well, basically the camera angle was quite bad for someone with a big forehead and receding hairline, so I just put the hat on. 01:06:58.313 --> 01:06:58.733 Nonsense. 01:06:59.313 --> 01:07:01.114 Are you a DJ by profession or? 01:07:01.334 --> 01:07:02.494 No, it's just a hobby, really. 01:07:02.675 --> 01:07:04.095 What do you do to earn a living? 01:07:04.355 --> 01:07:06.818 I'm an AV technician at the University of Sunderland. 01:07:07.158 --> 01:07:08.539 Are you a good one? 01:07:08.799 --> 01:07:12.443 He's in charge of all the stuff at the University of Sunderland. 01:07:12.503 --> 01:07:14.705 Everyone wants to get on the right side of the AV card. 01:07:14.725 --> 01:07:17.828 I know, otherwise you can't get your widgets and sprockets and stuff. 01:07:18.008 --> 01:07:20.671 Excuse me Craig, can I borrow the projector please? 01:07:20.691 --> 01:07:22.653 I've got an installation I want to do. 01:07:22.953 --> 01:07:23.874 Please Craig, please! 01:07:23.934 --> 01:07:24.715 What do you say to that Craig? 01:07:25.075 --> 01:07:25.596 Erm, yeah. 01:07:26.136 --> 01:07:27.117 Thanks very much, Craig! 01:07:27.177 --> 01:07:31.161 What if he's recently done some graffiti in the bogs? 01:07:31.521 --> 01:07:32.522 That's rude about you. 01:07:32.542 --> 01:07:35.204 I'll probably pass him on to his states. 01:07:35.324 --> 01:07:36.205 That's more their area. 01:07:36.526 --> 01:07:36.786 Really? 01:07:36.866 --> 01:07:37.366 A state? 01:07:38.167 --> 01:07:38.487 Really? 01:07:39.068 --> 01:07:40.069 What does estates mean? 01:07:40.569 --> 01:07:42.471 They're just people that look after the buildings and stuff. 01:07:42.671 --> 01:07:44.733 Right, OK, that's very good, very democratic. 01:07:44.833 --> 01:07:47.396 Now, do you want to get mixing for us, Craig? 01:07:47.416 --> 01:07:48.277 Are you ready to mix? 01:07:48.457 --> 01:07:51.119 This is happening for Rio and live. 01:07:51.139 --> 01:07:52.601 We've got two turntables here. 01:07:53.341 --> 01:07:55.263 And what other equipment have you got with you there, Craig? 01:07:55.303 --> 01:07:57.986 It's basically, it's called Siroto Scratch Live, which I use. 01:07:58.747 --> 01:07:59.888 Siroto Scratch Live. 01:07:59.928 --> 01:08:00.488 Yes, similarly. 01:08:00.548 --> 01:08:00.729 Right. 01:08:01.289 --> 01:08:11.112 So you've got a laptop with the MP3s in it, and those are controlled by two genuine finally turntables that have got timecode in them that controls the MP3s, right? 01:08:11.172 --> 01:08:15.113 Basically, yeah, it's just got a bit of software in the laptop which you can control via the turntables. 01:08:15.933 --> 01:08:18.073 Modern life's amazing, isn't it, Joe? 01:08:18.113 --> 01:08:18.674 Isn't it? 01:08:19.234 --> 01:08:20.234 Alright Craig, go for it. 01:08:20.514 --> 01:08:20.794 Thank you. 01:08:20.994 --> 01:08:28.056 Okay, ladies and gentlemen, here is Craig Moore doing a live mix of Adam and Joe's Song Wars. 01:08:49.144 --> 01:08:52.819 Songs to the listener test, so check it out Song for... 01:09:18.153 --> 01:09:33.229 Through the map the Caribbean Through the map the Caribbean Through the map the Caribbean Through the map the Caribbean Through the map the Caribbean Through the map the Caribbean 01:09:57.842 --> 01:10:05.950 Now I'm sitting at the bus door My head is full of tissue My body's full of tissue 01:10:22.848 --> 01:10:37.903 I wish I could have a lion bar But I cannot afford it And it would make me sporty All over my body That's just another one of the complicated problems I'm gonna put into my next wicked song, darling 01:10:45.793 --> 01:11:01.908 If this song was a bank It would fold to be frank And this tune was a man He would sleep in a van If this beat 01:11:28.151 --> 01:11:34.712 They say that was thrown together If this beat 01:11:57.500 --> 01:11:58.363 and began 01:12:15.808 --> 01:12:26.160 Oh not Garrosh, Oh not Garrosh, Oh not Garrosh, Oh not Garrosh, Oh not Garrosh, Oh not Garrosh, Oh not Garrosh, Oh not Garrosh, Oh not Garrosh, Oh not Garrosh, 01:12:33.048 --> 01:12:34.929 Christmas, shoppin' at the Oh-Nah garage! 01:13:20.473 --> 01:13:21.373 Yes! 01:13:48.082 --> 01:13:53.448 Man that was amazing Wow and midway through that Garth entered having exited earlier. 01:13:53.628 --> 01:14:01.497 He came back in right come up to the mic amazing I was very much impressed to hear my own little track in there. 01:14:01.537 --> 01:14:01.797 Thank you. 01:14:01.817 --> 01:14:05.020 I'm honored I've never sounded so funky in my life. 01:14:05.040 --> 01:14:06.482 Yeah, that was great Craig. 01:14:06.522 --> 01:14:07.343 Thank you so much. 01:14:07.783 --> 01:14:08.544 Were you happy with that? 01:14:10.819 --> 01:14:28.959 seemed okay good man thank you so much for coming in we really appreciate it thanks for inviting me and have a wonderful new year have you got any special new year's parties to go to this year no can you remember sorry to put you on the spot but what's the worst new year you ever had don't much it seemed to be honest with you I can't say anyone stands out in particular 01:14:29.119 --> 01:14:31.842 Yeah, are you a New Year fan or anti-New Year? 01:14:32.043 --> 01:14:33.044 Probably anti-New Year together. 01:14:33.064 --> 01:14:34.005 Everyone is anti-New. 01:14:34.065 --> 01:14:35.467 No one really likes New Year. 01:14:35.507 --> 01:14:39.131 No sane person would stand up and say, you know what's my favourite time of the year? 01:14:39.552 --> 01:14:40.192 New Year. 01:14:40.513 --> 01:14:42.135 That's a great celebration. 01:14:42.475 --> 01:14:44.157 Listen Craig, thank you so much for coming in. 01:14:44.197 --> 01:14:44.498 Thank you. 01:14:44.638 --> 01:14:45.439 Yeah, thank you Craig. 01:14:45.459 --> 01:14:46.540 That was fantastic. 01:14:47.461 --> 01:14:50.826 And are you going to be DJing at any parties over the festive period? 01:14:50.846 --> 01:14:54.010 You know, do you get kind of paid to DJ ever? 01:14:54.490 --> 01:14:55.712 No, I don't actually. 01:14:55.732 --> 01:14:55.772 No? 01:14:56.393 --> 01:14:57.414 Well, may that change? 01:14:57.935 --> 01:15:00.758 And can you be sure only ever to play our music? 01:15:00.959 --> 01:15:01.339 I'll be sure. 01:15:02.981 --> 01:15:04.342 Cheerio Craig, thank you very much. 01:15:04.382 --> 01:15:04.942 Thanks Craig. 01:15:05.142 --> 01:15:07.763 There we go, that was a Tribe Called Quest with Jazz. 01:15:07.903 --> 01:15:12.365 It's very nearly the end of the show, in fact it is the end of the show, so we should say thank you to our special guests. 01:15:12.805 --> 01:15:22.449 Chris Salt, the winner of Video Wars, who's been dragged ignominiously back into the studio to basically sit here and watch us perform a fairly chaotic programme. 01:15:22.769 --> 01:15:24.909 Have you been impressed by proceedings at all, Chris? 01:15:25.470 --> 01:15:28.771 It's been interesting to see how the pre-record differs from the live show. 01:15:29.051 --> 01:15:34.314 Right, what will you say to your friends when you get back and they go, oh hey, did you have a good time? 01:15:34.654 --> 01:15:37.115 What will you say that you wouldn't necessarily say to our faces? 01:15:39.997 --> 01:15:43.058 Let's drop, let's let that curtain fall and have a glimpse behind it. 01:15:44.159 --> 01:15:45.479 I still... Can we guess? 01:15:45.879 --> 01:15:51.942 Even though you drag me in here and make me do horrible things, I do still enjoy it. 01:15:52.623 --> 01:15:53.323 Hey! 01:15:53.343 --> 01:15:53.783 Thanks, Chris. 01:15:53.843 --> 01:15:55.044 That's not what he'll say to his friends. 01:15:55.084 --> 01:15:56.725 They'll say, God, it was chaotic. 01:15:57.165 --> 01:16:06.068 And thank you very much indeed for, you know, contributing to the whole experience of the programme for your video once again, which was one of the highlights for us of 2008. 01:16:07.408 --> 01:16:12.850 I really hope, you have to let us know that if your video company, production company jobs come through, right? 01:16:13.130 --> 01:16:13.290 Yeah. 01:16:13.390 --> 01:16:15.571 And if you're... Because we'll take a cut, we want a percentage. 01:16:16.371 --> 01:16:20.172 And thanks as well to Garth Jennings, who joined us in the studio for this show. 01:16:20.212 --> 01:16:20.773 Thanks Garth. 01:16:20.953 --> 01:16:21.913 Thanks for having me. 01:16:22.333 --> 01:16:33.577 It's been an absolute pleasure and just we should remind listeners that Garth and Chris performed Song Wars songs that can be heard on the website and you can vote for your favourite at AdamandJoe.6musicatbbc.co.uk. 01:16:34.257 --> 01:16:38.738 So thank you very much indeed listeners for sticking with this programme throughout 2008. 01:16:39.218 --> 01:16:42.039 We wish you all the very best for the new year. 01:16:42.499 --> 01:16:45.260 We can't wait to be back with you here at the Big British Castle. 01:16:45.540 --> 01:16:46.160 Thanks for listening. 01:16:46.321 --> 01:16:46.961 Take care of yourselves. 01:16:47.001 --> 01:16:47.221 Bye. 01:16:47.241 --> 01:16:47.301 Bye.