WEBVTT 00:00.229 --> 00:03.310 Hello and welcome to the Big British Castle. 00:03.450 --> 00:06.990 It's time for Adam and Jo to broadcast on the radio. 00:07.250 --> 00:13.672 There'll be some music and some random talking in between, and then eventually the whole thing will just end. 00:14.672 --> 00:15.152 Very good. 00:15.652 --> 00:18.353 It's nice to start our show with a song about tramps. 00:18.653 --> 00:19.673 Yes, that's the tone. 00:20.193 --> 00:20.673 Exactly. 00:20.853 --> 00:21.573 The trampy tone. 00:21.813 --> 00:25.074 Otis Reading there, and Carla. 00:25.434 --> 00:26.414 What's her name, Carla? 00:26.434 --> 00:26.794 Something. 00:26.875 --> 00:27.115 Carla. 00:27.155 --> 00:28.195 It's not Carla Lane, is it? 00:29.675 --> 00:30.576 Carla Thomas. 00:30.797 --> 00:32.338 Thank you very much for 1967. 00:32.919 --> 00:35.521 Hey, this is Adam and Joe here on BBC six music. 00:35.701 --> 00:36.702 It's not a bad morning. 00:36.843 --> 00:38.845 I mean, you know, it's not too cold. 00:38.905 --> 00:40.266 It's not like brutally cold. 00:40.306 --> 00:41.207 It's unusually mild. 00:41.387 --> 00:42.488 It's unusually mild. 00:42.528 --> 00:44.050 That's exactly what I was thinking. 00:44.370 --> 00:45.511 It's fun talking about the weather. 00:46.392 --> 00:46.812 I love it. 00:47.033 --> 00:49.055 And it's a nice, it's a bit overcast. 00:49.295 --> 00:50.776 Do you think it's going to brighten up later? 00:51.657 --> 00:52.658 Uh, there's no telling. 00:52.718 --> 00:53.539 I mean, who can tell? 00:53.559 --> 00:54.700 Yeah, but they speculate. 00:54.740 --> 00:55.922 Bookmakers are going crazy. 00:56.062 --> 00:56.422 Are they? 00:56.462 --> 00:57.663 Yeah, will it brighten up later? 00:57.824 --> 00:58.725 Is it gonna brighten up? 00:58.825 --> 00:59.505 Who's gonna win? 00:59.705 --> 01:00.506 I'm a celebrity. 01:00.847 --> 01:00.987 Oof. 01:01.567 --> 01:04.390 Well, that's a whole different topic that we need to talk about later on. 01:04.430 --> 01:05.331 I think it is gonna brighten up. 01:05.351 --> 01:06.773 I think the whole of Britain's gonna brighten up. 01:07.273 --> 01:08.054 Really, Bryce Britton? 01:08.194 --> 01:09.856 Yeah, I think the process is gonna end. 01:10.457 --> 01:12.820 Sun's gonna come out, it's gonna be the hottest Christmas on record. 01:13.380 --> 01:17.145 Scorching temperatures, people in their bikinis, economy's gonna boom. 01:17.905 --> 01:20.068 Britain's gonna become the most powerful country in the world. 01:22.090 --> 01:22.371 That's it. 01:22.571 --> 01:23.212 That's excellent. 01:23.252 --> 01:23.892 Very positive. 01:24.293 --> 01:26.495 Instead of Santa, he's gonna be called Suntan. 01:27.256 --> 01:27.636 Nice. 01:27.856 --> 01:28.337 Thank you. 01:29.497 --> 01:30.658 So, folks, wow. 01:30.778 --> 01:31.939 What a show we've got coming up. 01:31.959 --> 01:33.360 We were a little sleepy last week. 01:33.800 --> 01:34.140 Yeah. 01:34.260 --> 01:34.520 Right? 01:34.540 --> 01:36.381 I've got to admit that I'm still a little sleepy. 01:36.722 --> 01:37.042 What? 01:37.402 --> 01:38.663 What time did you go to bed last night? 01:38.803 --> 01:39.003 Two. 01:39.403 --> 01:39.803 Two? 01:39.823 --> 01:41.004 That's irresponsible. 01:41.064 --> 01:42.165 Why did you go to bed so late? 01:42.445 --> 01:44.386 I was watching Summer Heights High. 01:45.247 --> 01:46.447 And I couldn't stop watching it. 01:46.467 --> 01:47.068 Have you seen that? 01:47.088 --> 01:48.048 Have you got it on DVD then? 01:48.088 --> 01:48.388 Yeah. 01:48.829 --> 01:50.230 And you rattled right through the whole series. 01:50.250 --> 01:51.070 Three episodes. 01:51.270 --> 01:52.291 Better than The Office, they say. 01:52.771 --> 01:53.071 Do they? 01:53.211 --> 01:53.432 Yeah. 01:53.552 --> 01:54.092 It is good. 01:54.373 --> 01:54.993 It's very good. 01:55.073 --> 01:55.574 Right. 01:55.794 --> 01:56.334 Do you get that? 01:56.414 --> 01:58.737 I thought I'd just watch one episode before I went to sleep. 01:58.837 --> 01:59.057 Sure. 01:59.537 --> 02:00.939 But I ended up watching three in a row. 02:00.999 --> 02:01.419 Rattle through. 02:01.439 --> 02:02.280 Now you're a little groggy. 02:02.600 --> 02:04.362 I'm antipodean comedy crazy. 02:04.602 --> 02:05.022 Right. 02:05.183 --> 02:05.423 Yeah. 02:05.463 --> 02:06.063 Rhys Darby. 02:06.264 --> 02:06.584 Yeah. 02:06.784 --> 02:07.985 I've watched some Kath and Kim. 02:09.006 --> 02:10.027 And Summer Heights High. 02:10.367 --> 02:10.848 Wow. 02:11.328 --> 02:12.449 As you know, I love the accent. 02:13.130 --> 02:14.531 It makes everything even funnier. 02:14.651 --> 02:16.953 If anyone's from that part of the world, perhaps they could identify 02:18.775 --> 02:20.798 What Joe's accent is, yeah. 02:21.258 --> 02:22.560 Where does it come closest to? 02:22.640 --> 02:23.221 South Africa. 02:23.241 --> 02:24.442 South Africa. 02:24.783 --> 02:29.629 Let's play some music now and we'll tell you a bit more about today's exciting show after Hot Chip with Over and Over. 02:29.809 --> 02:31.071 Yummy hot chips for breakfast. 02:32.574 --> 02:33.074 Delicious. 02:33.854 --> 02:36.395 They'll be playing that in 500 years time, don't you think? 02:36.435 --> 02:36.995 A party? 02:37.135 --> 02:37.375 Yeah. 02:37.575 --> 02:38.576 It's a classic. 02:38.936 --> 02:40.396 It's a perennial classic. 02:40.516 --> 02:40.696 Yeah. 02:41.036 --> 02:43.477 I mean, do you think you could play that on an acoustic guitar? 02:43.797 --> 02:44.017 Yes. 02:44.357 --> 02:49.839 Do you like it when people do smooth jazz versions of rock songs? 02:49.879 --> 02:50.059 Yeah. 02:50.519 --> 03:00.282 Always yeah, it's it's an it's an ever-winning formula like when someone like who's name an old crooner Who's the guy the old guy Tony Bennett, right? 03:00.722 --> 03:03.963 Like if Tony did Tony Bennett do a cover of Thanks. 03:04.103 --> 03:12.085 Yeah, and it's a good idea Did he do a cover of or smells like Teen Spirit by Nirvana someone did probably 03:12.685 --> 03:14.567 Paul Anchor, right. 03:15.508 --> 03:21.434 The onomatopoeically named Paul Anchor did a cover of Smells Like Teen Spirit. 03:21.934 --> 03:26.618 And it's a funny thing, isn't it, to hear like a really raucous song covered in that laid-back way. 03:26.638 --> 03:27.700 Who would have expected it? 03:29.121 --> 03:29.321 Who? 03:29.461 --> 03:30.141 I'm asking you. 03:30.882 --> 03:33.383 Me and you and everybody else. 03:34.664 --> 03:35.024 Everybody. 03:35.424 --> 03:36.365 Everyone expects it. 03:36.505 --> 03:37.105 That's right. 03:37.165 --> 03:37.586 That's true. 03:37.886 --> 03:40.948 Have you seen the Pierce Brosnan ads for Skin Cream? 03:40.968 --> 03:42.248 Yeah. 03:42.328 --> 03:44.269 He says... He's the L'Oreal man. 03:44.310 --> 03:44.890 That's right. 03:45.490 --> 03:46.471 Is Andy still the woman? 03:46.671 --> 03:47.351 Andy McDowell? 03:48.152 --> 03:49.733 Or have they put her out to pasture yet? 03:49.753 --> 03:55.116 Because there's only a certain amount of time that you can stretch your skin for, isn't there, until it all boings back. 03:55.416 --> 03:59.038 Well, no, Jane Fonda's been stretching it for many years and that's true. 03:59.058 --> 04:00.539 She's gone beyond creams. 04:00.820 --> 04:01.120 Right. 04:01.260 --> 04:03.621 She's on butterfly clips in the back of her head. 04:04.962 --> 04:08.685 Well, no, Andy McDowell's got a long while before they get the butterfly clips out. 04:08.845 --> 04:09.905 Yeah, before they get the crayons out. 04:09.945 --> 04:11.466 Yeah, but she doesn't use cream anymore. 04:11.506 --> 04:14.368 She uses the latest beauty treatment, Photoshop. 04:16.230 --> 04:36.364 by adobe uh bronholm doesn't know no he doesn't need to because uh he wears wrinkles in a very sexy way they shine a light over every part of his face today at the end of the ad so that you can see that the appearance of wrinkles has been reduced to quote the ad his catchphrase in the ad is the future of your skin is in your hands 04:36.804 --> 04:37.947 What sort of a voice is that? 04:37.987 --> 04:41.053 That's what he sounds like, and he sounds more like Bowie than Bowie does. 04:41.233 --> 04:41.734 It's amazing. 04:41.774 --> 04:43.437 He sounds exactly like Bowie. 04:43.758 --> 04:45.462 The future of your skin is in your hands. 04:46.482 --> 04:47.463 That's what he sounds like. 04:47.483 --> 04:48.703 Oh, I'm going to have to listen again. 04:49.164 --> 04:49.884 It's amazing. 04:49.904 --> 04:50.765 I've got to record it. 04:51.225 --> 04:52.286 I didn't have my Skyplus. 04:52.326 --> 04:54.067 He rides a horse down the beach, doesn't he? 04:54.827 --> 04:55.487 Just in life. 04:55.908 --> 04:56.928 In that ad verse? 04:56.948 --> 04:57.669 Oh, in the ad verse. 04:57.689 --> 05:00.611 Maybe there's a new one, but the one I remember, he's playing pool at the end. 05:00.691 --> 05:01.171 That's right. 05:01.391 --> 05:02.612 And he's riding a horse. 05:03.332 --> 05:04.553 And he looks very attractive. 05:04.673 --> 05:06.114 He is an attractive man. 05:06.774 --> 05:08.455 He's got very piercing eyes. 05:08.856 --> 05:10.056 That's why he's called Pierce. 05:10.617 --> 05:10.977 Really? 05:11.057 --> 05:11.597 I think so. 05:11.657 --> 05:11.997 Really? 05:12.017 --> 05:12.218 Yeah. 05:13.278 --> 05:16.199 You're a font of a church. 05:16.219 --> 05:17.040 You're a church font. 05:17.100 --> 05:18.580 I'm like a church font, aren't I? 05:19.520 --> 05:23.362 Folks, we've got the resolution of Song Wars coming up this week. 05:23.422 --> 05:25.123 I've got my £20 in my wallet. 05:25.203 --> 05:25.603 Have you? 05:25.723 --> 05:30.865 Now we should remind listeners that we made a bet last week we did Song Wars theme tunes about 05:31.525 --> 05:32.026 TV. 05:32.066 --> 05:32.906 I'm repeating myself. 05:32.947 --> 05:33.767 TV theme tunes. 05:34.068 --> 05:35.789 Write new theme tunes for TV shows. 05:35.889 --> 05:37.611 I did a theme tune for the news. 05:38.031 --> 05:39.352 I did the Antiques Roadshow. 05:39.392 --> 05:50.583 And Adam bet me that there was no way that anybody whose name appeared on the closing credits of Antiques Roadshow would ever hear or be aware, let alone be interested in or like my song. 05:50.743 --> 05:52.344 Listen, I did qualify it later on. 05:52.565 --> 05:54.987 Originally, I did say... You did stand very unmanly. 05:55.047 --> 05:55.287 I know. 05:56.928 --> 05:58.028 That was backpedaling. 05:58.069 --> 06:00.369 Later on, I said it had to be Fiona Bruce. 06:00.409 --> 06:01.209 That was backpedaling. 06:01.349 --> 06:01.690 I agree. 06:02.150 --> 06:05.551 Earlier on, though, I did say director, presenter, or producer. 06:05.691 --> 06:06.591 Right, director. 06:07.311 --> 06:09.372 So we've got a £20 bet. 06:09.552 --> 06:09.792 Right. 06:10.492 --> 06:13.013 So you owe me 20, if anyone, from the closing credits. 06:13.033 --> 06:14.833 No, director, presenter, producer. 06:14.853 --> 06:15.794 Okay, okay, okay, okay. 06:16.194 --> 06:16.654 All right. 06:17.454 --> 06:20.655 And email, or like what if it was more than an email? 06:21.215 --> 06:24.917 More than an email, I would be more impressed, but you'd still only get 20. 06:25.018 --> 06:25.418 Have you got the 20? 06:25.718 --> 06:26.378 Yeah, I do. 06:26.398 --> 06:27.439 Show me the colour of your money. 06:27.459 --> 06:28.460 It's in my wallet. 06:28.480 --> 06:29.661 I'll show it to you during the next track. 06:29.681 --> 06:30.881 Get it out during this free play. 06:31.622 --> 06:34.324 This is an optimistic track for, you know, weather forecasters. 06:34.364 --> 06:35.144 Adam, you might like this. 06:35.164 --> 06:37.866 This is Roy Ayres with Everybody Loves the Sunshine. 06:38.506 --> 06:39.187 You can do both. 06:40.307 --> 06:41.528 What, be human and be a dancer? 06:41.568 --> 06:41.868 Yeah. 06:42.409 --> 06:43.269 I'm not sure you can. 06:43.289 --> 06:43.830 Really? 06:43.930 --> 06:45.111 Yeah, we talked about this before. 06:45.151 --> 06:45.411 Did we? 06:45.731 --> 06:46.892 Joe said, what is this? 06:47.252 --> 06:49.294 Like a disgusting... Well, what was it? 06:49.314 --> 06:50.695 It sounded like the mid-80s again. 06:51.135 --> 06:52.416 Not that I dislike the mid-80s. 06:52.496 --> 06:55.918 He sounded like my dad. 06:55.938 --> 06:59.541 They just sing about such stupid things so seriously. 06:59.861 --> 07:01.522 That's what it's all about, to create a classic song. 07:01.602 --> 07:02.123 It is, isn't it? 07:02.163 --> 07:03.084 Yeah, it really is. 07:03.104 --> 07:03.564 It's key, isn't it? 07:03.784 --> 07:05.425 No, they do it with absolute conviction. 07:05.445 --> 07:07.387 How could you keep a straight face through that one, though? 07:08.307 --> 07:13.291 Well, you should have seen them on the MTV Europe Awards there. 07:13.331 --> 07:14.192 They played that song. 07:14.212 --> 07:14.332 Really? 07:14.352 --> 07:14.612 Did they? 07:14.652 --> 07:16.894 Did the drummer have his tongue in his bottom lip? 07:17.074 --> 07:19.296 I'm behind the lead singer. 07:19.936 --> 07:26.181 The lead singer's all super serious and the drummer's just... No, they didn't. 07:26.241 --> 07:30.965 They were playing it in what looked like a giant noughts and crosses board. 07:32.226 --> 07:35.048 And they were all in their own individual cube. 07:35.108 --> 07:36.809 This was the MTV Europe Awards. 07:36.849 --> 07:37.270 Yes, exactly. 07:38.450 --> 07:40.331 And they had very few close-ups of the band. 07:40.351 --> 07:46.232 There was one close-up, I think, of Brandon Flowers, the lead singer, and that was it for close-ups. 07:46.612 --> 07:55.635 Apart from that, you were just left to admire the spectacle of... And it was pretty impressive when they came up with this giant Noughts & Crosses award, with all these projections going on around them. 07:55.815 --> 07:56.215 I missed it. 07:56.395 --> 07:58.656 Was that the theme for the whole show, Noughts & Crosses? 07:59.036 --> 08:01.998 No, I think it was just for that particular track. 08:02.019 --> 08:02.599 I don't know why. 08:02.659 --> 08:02.859 Good. 08:03.420 --> 08:04.320 For that track or not. 08:04.961 --> 08:06.182 There was no real theme. 08:06.282 --> 08:08.484 The theme was, I suppose, Katy Perry. 08:08.744 --> 08:09.044 Right. 08:09.164 --> 08:10.706 She was the host of the awards. 08:10.826 --> 08:11.066 Yep. 08:11.146 --> 08:12.627 So, family-friendly bendiness. 08:13.127 --> 08:13.648 Exactly. 08:13.708 --> 08:14.428 Would be the theme. 08:14.769 --> 08:16.150 Friendly bendiness. 08:16.730 --> 08:20.593 And she was... I mean, there's no question that she is in any way bendy herself, though. 08:20.794 --> 08:21.094 Is there? 08:21.554 --> 08:22.655 Uh, I don't think so, no. 08:22.775 --> 08:24.337 She's just cashing in on that kind of thing. 08:24.517 --> 08:24.897 Exactly. 08:24.957 --> 08:27.119 She's a lipstick, uh, bendy person. 08:27.640 --> 08:32.865 And she sang, obviously... Did she have more than one hit about, uh, kissing girls? 08:32.965 --> 08:33.886 No, that was just the one. 08:33.906 --> 08:35.827 I mean, she's had more than one hit, I think. 08:35.847 --> 08:37.148 Her album's done well, though, right? 08:37.169 --> 08:37.449 I think. 08:37.609 --> 08:38.049 Very well. 08:38.390 --> 08:40.752 And, um, so she was the host. 08:40.912 --> 08:44.015 I mean, that smacks of someone dropping out at the last minute. 08:45.055 --> 08:47.856 Or maybe just there being absolutely no one around. 08:48.177 --> 08:49.657 Or you being out of touch. 08:50.097 --> 08:50.477 Really? 08:50.818 --> 08:51.158 I don't know. 08:51.218 --> 08:52.038 It's a possibility. 08:52.078 --> 08:53.979 Maybe she's the hottest thing on the block right now. 08:54.019 --> 08:54.659 Absolutely. 08:54.999 --> 08:56.020 She's the hottest thing on the block. 08:56.140 --> 09:01.362 Well, it certainly did make me feel quite ancient watching the program because... Tell me this. 09:01.822 --> 09:06.904 Are 30 Seconds from Mars fronted by Jared Leto the hottest thing on the block? 09:07.004 --> 09:07.284 Yes. 09:07.584 --> 09:07.864 Good. 09:08.044 --> 09:09.205 Because they were hosting too. 09:09.665 --> 09:10.005 Were they? 09:10.045 --> 09:12.567 Yes, they were co-hosting with Katy Perry. 09:12.787 --> 09:21.133 Every now and again, they would cut to a kind of party zone where the band, 30 Seconds From Mars, you know them, you can sing their songs. 09:21.453 --> 09:21.814 We all. 09:21.834 --> 09:23.535 30 seconds from Mars. 09:23.715 --> 09:24.756 Nearly there. 09:24.776 --> 09:26.397 Tick tock, tick tock. 09:26.417 --> 09:27.198 20 seconds left. 09:28.138 --> 09:29.939 Two Mars, that's one of them. 09:30.400 --> 09:34.062 Yeah, they get the timing wrong by three minutes and that's how the song lasts that long. 09:34.122 --> 09:38.185 Yeah, so they were there in their little party zone and they would cut them every time again. 09:38.205 --> 09:40.667 Oh, my watch is slow, there's another two minutes. 09:41.267 --> 09:42.008 Two minutes. 09:42.028 --> 09:42.408 Two Mars. 09:42.508 --> 09:45.330 Two Mars. 09:45.550 --> 09:49.473 And Jared Leto was just rambling in a sort of ludicrous way. 09:49.513 --> 09:51.314 Unscripted way, I think that was the idea. 09:51.374 --> 09:56.818 Katy Perry was scripted, but then for a random loose feel, kids hate things being organised. 09:56.878 --> 09:57.038 Yeah. 09:57.598 --> 09:58.899 Hence, they're messy bedrooms. 09:59.080 --> 09:59.700 That's right. 10:00.281 --> 10:04.865 So, that band, whose name I've forgotten already... 30 seconds from Mars. 10:05.425 --> 10:07.587 Had... were in a kind of little playground area, weren't they? 10:07.607 --> 10:08.949 With no rules, no script. 10:09.009 --> 10:09.609 There was none rules. 10:09.629 --> 10:10.130 Off the wall. 10:10.370 --> 10:10.590 No. 10:11.511 --> 10:12.192 And they would cut them in. 10:12.232 --> 10:15.475 They would, like, at one stage, they had an interview with the Ting Tings. 10:15.775 --> 10:16.295 Oh, brilliant. 10:16.355 --> 10:16.636 Okay. 10:16.836 --> 10:18.597 And the whole show was coming live from Liverpool. 10:18.637 --> 10:20.159 Not live, but it was from Liverpool. 10:20.819 --> 10:22.981 And so they had a crazy interview with the Ting Tings. 10:23.221 --> 10:27.025 The two other band members from Thirty Seconds from Mars were standing there looking confused. 10:27.045 --> 10:28.246 Do you know what they should do? 10:28.286 --> 10:31.709 You know how you always have people like Dizzy Rascal on News Night? 10:32.229 --> 10:32.730 Always, yeah. 10:33.130 --> 10:33.390 You do. 10:33.430 --> 10:34.851 He was famously on News Night. 10:34.871 --> 10:38.334 They always try and get some popster, if they possibly should, to try and make young people watch. 10:38.635 --> 10:41.757 They should put people like Paxo on the MTV Awards. 10:41.797 --> 10:44.540 They should have a little area with news readers. 10:45.260 --> 10:47.001 and important journalists. 10:47.081 --> 10:47.541 That's right. 10:47.561 --> 10:48.641 And they should throw to that. 10:48.721 --> 10:50.122 Humiliate them and make them look daft. 10:50.142 --> 10:50.422 Yeah. 10:50.562 --> 10:52.303 Well, they could just criticise the programme. 10:52.523 --> 10:53.623 That is a very good idea. 10:53.983 --> 10:55.944 You should be producing these shows. 10:56.324 --> 11:01.346 But anyway, Ting Ting's interview, check this out for excitingness, they were making a cocktail. 11:02.426 --> 11:06.248 They were just mixing up a cocktail right there in the middle of the show. 11:06.308 --> 11:08.889 Thousands of people stood around in this giant studio where they were. 11:08.909 --> 11:10.050 Were they saying anything while they did it? 11:10.510 --> 11:14.752 They had the microphones and Yarrod Letter was going, what are you doing there? 11:15.192 --> 11:17.333 And the ting ting said, mixing a cocktail. 11:17.353 --> 11:20.354 Oh, it looks weird. 11:20.715 --> 11:22.055 I don't know if I would drink it. 11:22.075 --> 11:25.017 OK, Katie, back to you. 11:26.493 --> 11:27.393 That sounds sizzling. 11:27.433 --> 11:28.074 It was good, man. 11:28.094 --> 11:28.814 It was really good. 11:28.834 --> 11:29.694 Wow, a cocktail. 11:29.874 --> 11:34.576 And it looked as if a member of the audience was going to try it at one stage. 11:35.016 --> 11:36.557 Are you going to try the cocktail? 11:37.317 --> 11:38.117 How could I have missed this? 11:38.157 --> 11:38.958 I don't know. 11:39.058 --> 11:39.658 What was it called? 11:39.698 --> 11:40.678 The MTV? 11:40.758 --> 11:41.058 Yeah. 11:41.639 --> 11:42.419 They'll have them again. 11:42.439 --> 11:45.300 I want to talk more about them later on because so much happened in them. 11:45.320 --> 11:45.800 It's exciting. 11:45.820 --> 11:46.861 It's too much for one link. 11:47.161 --> 11:52.283 But we should do another record and then maybe deal with the results of Song Wars after the bottom of the hour. 11:52.303 --> 11:52.983 Does an hour have 11:53.183 --> 11:53.463 bottom. 11:53.543 --> 11:53.943 Certainly. 11:54.123 --> 11:54.744 Well, here it is. 11:54.824 --> 11:57.985 Coming up, here's the horse first by Alessi's Ark. 11:59.026 --> 12:02.267 Sorry, I just tuned into that. 12:02.327 --> 12:03.528 Jo's started laughing. 12:03.548 --> 12:04.728 I'm not laughing at this song. 12:05.168 --> 12:06.189 I'm not laughing at this song. 12:06.229 --> 12:07.529 I'm just laughing at something I remembered. 12:07.930 --> 12:11.911 I was laughing at this song. 12:11.971 --> 12:13.472 She's pronouncing it in a funny way. 12:13.512 --> 12:14.232 Is she under 10? 12:14.733 --> 12:15.393 I think she is. 12:15.473 --> 12:16.413 Oh, that's lovely. 12:16.433 --> 12:17.474 I wonder if she's a fairy. 12:17.874 --> 12:18.775 She's a fairy. 12:18.835 --> 12:20.035 Wow, that's an exclusive then. 12:20.596 --> 12:22.237 Music from and for fairies. 12:22.757 --> 12:23.898 It was nice though, Alessi's Ark. 12:23.918 --> 12:24.858 Yeah, it was really nice. 12:24.918 --> 12:25.499 Good stuff. 12:25.739 --> 12:26.239 With the horse. 12:26.339 --> 12:29.461 Also nice for being one minute 48 seconds. 12:29.481 --> 12:31.002 That's the perfect length for a song, I think. 12:31.022 --> 12:31.582 For that song. 12:31.902 --> 12:32.463 Come on. 12:32.623 --> 12:33.243 It was good. 12:33.283 --> 12:33.983 It was good. 12:34.063 --> 12:37.726 I swear to you, I wasn't, you know, fans of Alessi's Ark. 12:37.746 --> 12:38.966 I was not mocking the song. 12:39.387 --> 12:40.867 I was just set off by Joe. 12:41.007 --> 12:41.848 He was giggling. 12:43.969 --> 12:45.310 And then I started giggling. 12:46.571 --> 12:52.175 Okay, hey folks, it's coming up to the bottom of the hour here on BBC 6 Music. 12:52.416 --> 12:53.536 You're listening to Adam and Jo. 12:53.617 --> 12:54.858 Thank you very much for doing so. 12:54.938 --> 12:56.058 It's time now for the news. 13:14.702 --> 13:16.243 Yes, it's Song Wars Time listeners. 13:16.363 --> 13:23.308 The regular competition where we pick a theme, go off and record a song each and then battle them by means of your votes. 13:24.109 --> 13:25.610 That's nicely explained, thanks mate. 13:25.630 --> 13:27.031 You never know, it might be some new listeners. 13:27.051 --> 13:29.373 I went a bit hustle there. 13:29.593 --> 13:31.674 Excuse me, my friend. 13:32.115 --> 13:35.217 Excuse me. 13:35.477 --> 13:36.118 Oh, come on. 13:36.158 --> 13:38.099 God be ever so grateful. 13:39.820 --> 13:44.805 If you could give me... If you could do me a song, could you do us a song? 13:44.865 --> 13:45.125 Yes. 13:45.325 --> 13:46.106 Thank you very much. 13:48.068 --> 13:49.929 It was TV theme tunes, right? 13:49.949 --> 13:50.370 TV theme tunes. 13:50.410 --> 13:52.332 New theme tunes for existing TV shows. 13:52.392 --> 13:55.535 Adam did the news and I did Antiques Roadshow. 13:55.595 --> 13:56.615 Yours was a good one, man. 13:56.656 --> 13:59.238 You pulled a good one out of the Cornish stalker there. 13:59.258 --> 14:00.079 That's very kind of you. 14:00.119 --> 14:01.300 Yours was good as well. 14:01.480 --> 14:03.041 Well, it wasn't that good. 14:03.462 --> 14:04.763 What are you expecting the results to be? 14:05.063 --> 14:07.787 I would say I would confidently predict that you have won. 14:07.968 --> 14:09.790 It's a question of how much you have won by. 14:09.810 --> 14:13.596 I would say that I'd be lucky to get 10% of the vote. 14:14.217 --> 14:14.598 Really? 14:14.678 --> 14:14.878 Yeah. 14:15.279 --> 14:15.619 Wow. 14:15.920 --> 14:16.621 I would be lucky. 14:18.297 --> 14:19.398 Okay, let's see what it is. 14:19.858 --> 14:21.480 Cornish is opening the envelope. 14:21.940 --> 14:23.301 Adam, seven percent. 14:23.421 --> 14:23.921 Seven? 14:23.941 --> 14:26.083 I'm ninety-three. 14:27.164 --> 14:30.627 Well, I've had a very bad, you know, you've won the last five or six in a row. 14:30.667 --> 14:31.387 No, more even. 14:31.447 --> 14:32.648 Listen, I'm not complaining. 14:32.788 --> 14:34.129 I think justice has been done. 14:34.249 --> 14:37.031 I'm not going to get all Kanye West on your ass there. 14:37.212 --> 14:37.652 Thank God. 14:37.792 --> 14:38.953 So don't you worry about it. 14:39.562 --> 14:41.904 Seven plays 93, that's 7% to 93%. 14:42.924 --> 14:43.905 Don't go on about it. 14:43.945 --> 14:44.285 Sorry. 14:44.485 --> 14:44.825 Thanks. 14:45.186 --> 14:48.448 And here's the winning song, a new Antiques Roadshow theme. 14:48.988 --> 14:51.350 You're bored, it's Sunday, 6.15. 14:51.510 --> 14:55.652 There's nothing else on the TV. 14:55.812 --> 14:59.415 Check it out now, it's the Antiques Roadshow, looking at old stuff, seeing if it's worth the move. 15:02.201 --> 15:04.842 Which comes this week from Stoke-o-Trent. 15:04.923 --> 15:09.386 Check, check, check, check it out now, it's the Anti-Stroke Show looking at old stuff seen at this window. 15:09.466 --> 15:12.708 Where did you find this delightful clock? 15:12.748 --> 15:15.209 What a prophecy unusual Julie Bocks! 15:15.249 --> 15:18.432 What a stunning lithograph of the Albert Stocks! 15:18.492 --> 15:21.234 What a beautiful painting of Hollywood! 15:22.094 --> 15:26.117 I just adore this chest of drawers of yours. 15:26.237 --> 15:28.538 It's from the Civil War. 15:28.838 --> 15:30.459 Check it out now, it's the Antiques Roadshow. 15:30.479 --> 15:31.980 Looking at old stuff, seeing if it's worth it. 15:32.061 --> 15:35.162 The sun is bright, the crowd's polite. 15:35.323 --> 15:38.525 I'm loosely white, but that's alright. 15:38.545 --> 15:40.346 Check it out now, it's the Antiques Roadshow. 15:46.246 --> 15:51.933 With a soup farmer born from Ghana, with a stuffed plumber, those cufflinks in the expert's hands cost $10,000 worth of ecran. 15:52.013 --> 15:58.160 Bring your stuff to the BBC, we'll evaluate your empties for free. 15:58.200 --> 16:01.043 You might even get to be on TV. 16:07.619 --> 16:09.881 There we go, the winning song or song. 16:10.041 --> 16:10.421 Well done. 16:10.441 --> 16:11.262 This week, thanks. 16:11.342 --> 16:23.712 And of course there was a bet that nobody from the Antiques Roadshow would be aware of that song, but then Adam, you scaled back the bet to say that you bet me £20 that no producer, presenter or director. 16:24.473 --> 16:32.980 At the time I said producer, you said someone on the credit roll, we can check our podcast, but I said producer, presenter, director would be ideal. 16:33.060 --> 16:33.841 Well, have a listen to this. 16:34.304 --> 16:43.171 Hi, I'm Fiona Bruce, presenter of the news and the Antiques Roadshow and I heard your songs and I thought they were brilliant, especially the reference to Holy Hawks in the Antiques Roadshow one. 16:43.271 --> 16:43.732 Who knows? 16:44.232 --> 16:48.055 Could have a new Christmas hit, an unexpected Christmas hit on our hands. 16:48.155 --> 16:49.036 I think they're great. 16:49.436 --> 16:49.817 Well done. 16:53.242 --> 16:56.785 Fiona Bruce Fiona presenter of the news. 16:57.086 --> 16:58.507 She heard our songs. 16:59.007 --> 17:01.489 Oh, she liked them She liked them. 17:01.529 --> 17:03.411 Imagine her face while she was listening to them. 17:03.691 --> 17:04.552 That was amazing. 17:04.672 --> 17:07.594 That was like She's so maternal. 17:07.614 --> 17:10.457 Oh, isn't she is and she treat like a toddler. 17:10.577 --> 17:11.257 Are we all this? 17:11.357 --> 17:12.018 Congratulate. 17:12.038 --> 17:13.479 We won't be older than Fiona. 17:13.659 --> 17:19.064 I'm sure we are Yeah, I feel like she's just congratulated us on making some sort of plastic finger painting 17:19.704 --> 17:21.146 Figurine, yeah. 17:21.166 --> 17:23.408 We just got chocolate all over our faces. 17:23.468 --> 17:28.812 Well done, Adam and Jo, you've done very well. 17:29.152 --> 17:30.574 Well done, that's good. 17:30.614 --> 17:32.635 Ooh, look, you've done a whole song. 17:32.956 --> 17:33.736 That's brilliant. 17:33.917 --> 17:34.277 Anyway, £20. 17:34.317 --> 17:34.277 £20? 17:34.337 --> 17:37.460 Am I seriously going to have to give you this? 17:37.500 --> 17:38.320 Well, that's up to you. 17:38.340 --> 17:40.022 I mean, there's quite a few people listening. 17:40.042 --> 17:43.445 But for a radio programme, can I not just make the sound of the... 17:44.085 --> 17:45.046 There's the 20 quays. 17:45.066 --> 17:45.486 Look at that. 17:45.546 --> 17:47.868 It's a new one as well with the big tin foil strip. 17:47.888 --> 17:49.770 You've got much more money in the bank than I do. 17:49.830 --> 17:50.590 How do you know? 17:50.610 --> 17:52.432 I have no money in the bank. 17:52.712 --> 17:55.034 This might be the beginning of the comeback for me. 17:55.054 --> 17:56.255 I've got three children. 17:57.035 --> 17:57.616 What have you got? 17:57.636 --> 17:58.496 You've got a PlayStation. 17:58.517 --> 17:59.737 Well, let me just hold it for a bit. 17:59.757 --> 18:00.398 There you go. 18:00.458 --> 18:02.099 I've got a PlayStation. 18:02.119 --> 18:03.881 I tell you what, will you buy me something with it? 18:04.588 --> 18:04.868 No! 18:04.889 --> 18:07.051 It's a bet and I want it! 18:07.491 --> 18:12.277 I can't believe... The point of bets is you honour them if you enter into them otherwise you're not a gentleman. 18:12.297 --> 18:17.062 I only made the bet as like a funny show-off he came to do for the radio program. 18:17.102 --> 18:17.963 Is it only £20? 18:18.443 --> 18:19.445 Give it back? 18:19.865 --> 18:20.185 No! 18:20.466 --> 18:23.689 If you don't give it back then at least buy me something is what I'm saying. 18:23.709 --> 18:25.912 You can't make demands like this, it's unmanly. 18:26.432 --> 18:27.053 asking you. 18:27.113 --> 18:28.013 I'm not demanding. 18:28.053 --> 18:28.734 Look, let me hold it. 18:28.774 --> 18:29.535 I'll think about it. 18:29.775 --> 18:30.475 Oh, thanks. 18:31.056 --> 18:31.796 Well, that was amazing. 18:31.916 --> 18:42.224 And, of course, you may have seen this in the paper this morning, folks, about the Antiques Roadshow, that the experts there on have valued their first million pound item on the programme. 18:42.344 --> 18:47.348 It says, BBC One viewers will see the incredible valuation tomorrow night on the show 18:47.848 --> 18:49.629 from the sage in Gateshead. 18:49.949 --> 18:56.614 The program makers see about 15,000 items every episode and Philip Mould was the lucky expert who struck gold. 18:56.834 --> 19:00.656 But it doesn't say what the item was, obviously you'll have to find out what that was. 19:00.696 --> 19:01.817 Can we guess what it was? 19:02.217 --> 19:03.498 I mean, what kind of thing? 19:03.678 --> 19:08.922 I would say a bag of a million pound coins. 19:09.842 --> 19:10.102 Yeah. 19:10.202 --> 19:11.423 Million pounds in pound coins. 19:11.543 --> 19:11.743 Yeah. 19:12.544 --> 19:13.184 No, ancient ones. 19:13.724 --> 19:15.045 My dad would be speculating. 19:15.125 --> 19:17.926 He loves the idea of pots of gold in whatever form. 19:17.946 --> 19:18.107 Right. 19:18.587 --> 19:20.428 And he's always fantasising about finding them. 19:20.508 --> 19:23.650 Roman, like an urn full of Roman coins or something like that. 19:23.770 --> 19:24.050 Right. 19:24.170 --> 19:26.071 But I mean, why would you take that on the Antiques Roadshow? 19:26.131 --> 19:29.733 It's got to be a pot or a dish or it's always the ceramics, isn't it? 19:30.053 --> 19:30.793 Something surprising. 19:30.833 --> 19:32.154 It better be something surprising. 19:32.754 --> 19:34.996 Maybe listeners to this programme could speculate. 19:35.116 --> 19:37.357 What would be the address for them to email in? 19:37.857 --> 19:43.561 It's Adamandjo.6musicatbbc.co.uk or the text number is 64046. 19:44.742 --> 19:45.642 Yeah, look at that. 19:45.702 --> 19:46.963 It's only taken me a year and a half. 19:46.983 --> 19:47.544 Very nice. 19:47.644 --> 19:48.524 Nicely remembered there. 19:48.584 --> 19:49.625 No bits of paper or anything. 19:49.645 --> 19:50.105 20 pounds. 19:50.145 --> 19:52.847 So if you've got any ideas what maybe... 19:54.329 --> 19:55.770 What if I tear it up? 19:56.531 --> 19:57.012 You could do. 19:57.052 --> 19:57.933 That would be grotesque. 19:58.013 --> 19:58.934 It would be grotesque. 19:59.114 --> 20:00.195 It would teach you a lesson though. 20:00.536 --> 20:01.957 Well, it would make great radio. 20:01.977 --> 20:02.878 What lesson would it teach me? 20:02.898 --> 20:06.663 It would teach me the lesson of not trying to entertain our listeners by making fun bets. 20:07.023 --> 20:07.924 That wasn't the pattern. 20:08.885 --> 20:09.525 wasn't the 20 quid. 20:09.846 --> 20:13.288 Anyway, listen, folks, while we digest all that, here's some Amy Winehouse. 20:13.468 --> 20:16.370 She'd be able to spend the £20 in an interesting and fun way. 20:16.830 --> 20:18.631 Vodas, here's Back to Black. 20:18.992 --> 20:20.793 That was Jenny Lewis there. 20:21.393 --> 20:27.077 Rise with Fists recorded as a hub session for Six Music way back in 2006. 20:28.778 --> 20:29.999 Very nice it was, too. 20:30.519 --> 20:36.602 Although she failed to rhyme the word ankle with Chaz Jankle, which I was upset about. 20:36.622 --> 20:37.422 That's a shame, isn't it? 20:37.442 --> 20:39.543 Well, she's gonna start singing about Chaz Jankle in a second. 20:39.563 --> 20:40.443 Hooray, finally! 20:41.184 --> 20:41.844 And she didn't. 20:42.604 --> 20:44.765 But anyway, that was Jenny Lewis. 20:44.785 --> 20:45.405 Well done, Jenny. 20:45.826 --> 20:51.728 Now, I would like to return you to the world of the MTV European Music Awards, just for a second, if you will. 20:52.188 --> 20:53.869 It was a while ago now. 20:54.169 --> 20:55.750 I mean, it was on the 6th of November. 20:55.970 --> 20:59.795 But I only just saw it last night, in fact, it was on the television. 20:59.855 --> 21:01.157 Have you seen the television? 21:02.459 --> 21:03.300 It's amazing. 21:03.941 --> 21:04.402 Yeah, I have. 21:04.422 --> 21:05.563 I've seen one or two things on it. 21:05.643 --> 21:07.666 It's like a window, right? 21:08.066 --> 21:08.247 Yeah. 21:08.327 --> 21:09.388 You see all these amazing things. 21:09.609 --> 21:10.930 Also, you can use it as a light. 21:11.791 --> 21:12.131 Really? 21:12.151 --> 21:13.332 Yeah, lights up the room. 21:13.352 --> 21:14.152 A disco light. 21:14.352 --> 21:16.153 Exactly, a disco, it depends on what you're watching. 21:16.753 --> 21:20.794 If you're watching a boring, slow-moving program, you can just use it as a regular reading light. 21:20.814 --> 21:25.996 I tend to turn the sound down, turn the brightness up, put some music on and turn the lights off and just dance. 21:26.256 --> 21:26.996 It's a nice idea. 21:27.036 --> 21:27.897 Some coloured lights. 21:28.037 --> 21:28.517 Exactly. 21:28.957 --> 21:29.817 That's a fun... Naked. 21:31.018 --> 21:31.338 That's a... 21:31.678 --> 21:32.979 Yeah, I mean, that's going too far. 21:33.700 --> 21:36.182 But, um, Bono was on the program. 21:36.362 --> 21:36.622 Right. 21:37.102 --> 21:38.504 You know, it's always nice to have Bono. 21:38.804 --> 21:40.725 He looked a tiny bit jaded, I thought. 21:41.226 --> 21:42.026 What, do you mean old? 21:42.727 --> 21:44.748 Well, I mean, he is getting on a little bit now. 21:44.768 --> 21:46.270 I didn't know you could look jaded. 21:46.670 --> 21:47.210 Mmm, sure. 21:47.230 --> 21:48.972 I thought you could have a jaded attitude. 21:49.332 --> 21:49.572 Yes. 21:49.612 --> 21:52.014 But I didn't think it was a physical characteristic. 21:52.054 --> 21:55.055 No, that's all I mean, is the look on his face. 21:55.075 --> 21:55.436 Worn. 21:56.076 --> 21:56.756 A little worn. 21:56.817 --> 21:57.717 I mean, he was physical. 21:57.757 --> 21:58.918 Perhaps he was physically. 21:59.018 --> 22:00.779 I saw him in the flesh two weeks ago. 22:00.819 --> 22:01.319 Did you? 22:01.399 --> 22:01.699 Yeah. 22:01.719 --> 22:02.160 Where was that? 22:02.860 --> 22:08.924 At a big event to celebrate, to give an award to a guy who's the head of Universal Music. 22:08.944 --> 22:09.644 What was his name? 22:10.224 --> 22:11.005 Lucian Grange. 22:11.165 --> 22:11.705 Oh, yes. 22:12.066 --> 22:12.446 Yeah. 22:12.526 --> 22:13.406 And Bono was there. 22:13.486 --> 22:14.267 That's right. 22:14.307 --> 22:16.108 They played, in fact, at this event. 22:16.348 --> 22:18.089 Yeah, well, he would have been more in his element there. 22:18.149 --> 22:21.450 He seemed strangely out of place at the MTV Awards. 22:21.490 --> 22:23.051 He seemed like a bit of a granddad. 22:23.711 --> 22:27.273 And he was there to introduce, um, Sir Paul McCartney. 22:27.493 --> 22:27.733 Right. 22:27.753 --> 22:32.235 Because they were giving a kind of, uh, Lifetime Achievement Award, Legend Award, whatever you want to call it. 22:32.715 --> 22:39.581 And because the whole show was coming from Liverpool, presumably that was one of the reasons that they had secured the services of Sir Macca, right? 22:40.221 --> 22:42.383 But Bono went overboard. 22:42.543 --> 22:55.534 I mean, he usually, you know, he lives overboard anyway, but he found a new place beyond overboard where he went to introduce Macca in, like, the most hyperbolic way I've ever heard in my life. 22:56.414 --> 22:58.336 And you would think that it would be embarrassing, right? 22:58.556 --> 23:04.880 So he's talking about, and this is like a five or six, seven minute introduction about how he's like a godlike genius. 23:04.960 --> 23:06.120 Paul McCartney's a genius. 23:06.160 --> 23:15.726 You know, all of us here in this room, he said, 300 years from now when this hall is gone and none of us exist any longer, none of us will be remembered. 23:15.786 --> 23:17.367 That's something we all fear, he said. 23:17.648 --> 23:19.809 And I could tell people like Kanye West were probably thinking, 23:20.129 --> 23:21.609 Well, speak for yourself, Bonio. 23:21.869 --> 23:25.050 They're all going to be humming my Kanye West tunes in 300 years. 23:25.330 --> 23:29.091 Anyway, Bono decided to say that everyone in that room was going to be forgotten. 23:29.411 --> 23:31.312 Safe bet with Katy Perry, I would think. 23:31.592 --> 23:32.232 Hey. 23:33.092 --> 23:34.633 She kissed a girl. 23:34.753 --> 23:35.293 She liked her. 23:35.573 --> 23:36.533 30 minutes from Mars. 23:36.993 --> 23:39.074 But anyway, that was his assertion. 23:39.754 --> 23:43.315 But he said, Macca, you know, they would still be singing Beatles tunes in 300 years. 23:43.375 --> 23:44.435 Probably fair enough, isn't it? 23:44.955 --> 23:53.942 And then he said to the audience that he'd been riding around that day on his way to the awards with Macca in a car around Liverpool. 23:54.402 --> 23:57.744 And he said, you know, I was driving around tonight with Paul. 23:57.784 --> 24:01.787 He was pointing out where he went to school and the places that inspired his songs. 24:02.267 --> 24:05.330 He said, it was like riding around with the Pope in the Pope Mobile. 24:06.130 --> 24:07.892 silence from the crowd. 24:08.232 --> 24:09.253 Did he expect a laugh? 24:09.793 --> 24:10.974 I don't know what he expected. 24:11.034 --> 24:11.935 People just agreed. 24:12.095 --> 24:13.056 Yes, it was like that. 24:13.116 --> 24:14.997 Well, who, but more important. 24:15.197 --> 24:23.524 Yeah, but who, who, watching the MTV Awards, youngsters and stuff, I mean, it meant very little to me, that statement, but I imagine it would mean even less to your average. 24:23.984 --> 24:24.504 Maybe he means… 24:25.305 --> 24:29.730 crowds that people rushed over to the car and that there were crowds lining the street or something? 24:29.770 --> 24:41.404 Well, I think he meant, like, for a person like Bono, he's a person of faith and for a certain type of person, yes, riding around with the Pope in the Popemobile would be as extraordinary as things get. 24:41.424 --> 24:41.664 Yeah. 24:41.864 --> 24:44.407 But I was thinking, like, for... It's not a speed-based thrill. 24:44.627 --> 24:44.788 No. 24:46.289 --> 24:46.469 No. 24:46.669 --> 24:48.110 That's right, it's not extreme. 24:48.711 --> 24:48.931 No. 24:48.951 --> 24:50.072 It's not like an extreme physical. 24:50.092 --> 24:54.675 And it's got a very big, it hasn't it got a big sort of square viewing gallery at the top, the Pope Mobile? 24:54.815 --> 24:55.535 It used to in the 80s. 24:55.555 --> 24:56.096 Famously? 24:56.176 --> 24:57.056 No, it still does. 24:57.097 --> 24:57.437 Does it? 24:57.517 --> 25:02.140 Yeah, because someone popped a crack in the Pope, like years and years ago, didn't they? 25:02.400 --> 25:03.481 Popped a crack in? 25:03.921 --> 25:04.482 What was that? 25:04.522 --> 25:05.923 You just laid a street slack. 25:05.943 --> 25:08.144 You're making up your own... Come on, Grandad. 25:08.744 --> 25:09.385 Buster Cap. 25:09.825 --> 25:10.786 on something like that. 25:10.826 --> 25:11.807 Pop the crack in. 25:13.329 --> 25:15.391 They popped a bit of crack in my mouth. 25:15.551 --> 25:16.672 They popped a crack in the pope. 25:17.753 --> 25:19.495 They popped a little crack in his mouth. 25:19.655 --> 25:22.758 Someone's trying to pop a crack in the pope. 25:22.898 --> 25:23.899 Yeah look the pope's asleep. 25:24.039 --> 25:25.460 Pop that bit of crack in his mouth. 25:26.101 --> 25:26.801 See what happens. 25:26.841 --> 25:27.582 That's horrible. 25:27.602 --> 25:28.142 That's horrible. 25:28.162 --> 25:29.522 That's terrible. 25:29.542 --> 25:31.063 You shouldn't do that. 25:31.103 --> 25:31.543 Don't do that. 25:31.563 --> 25:33.483 I wasn't even thinking about the substance. 25:33.523 --> 25:41.446 I was trying to think of some little guy going up with a little hammer, just tapping him on the little ropes there, exactly, trying to put a crack in him there. 25:42.727 --> 25:45.309 Anyway, that's Bano News for you. 25:46.030 --> 25:47.031 He's a strange man. 25:47.371 --> 25:55.780 And then finally, just before Macca came on, just to conclude, he said, you call him sir, I call him Lord Saint Paul McCartney. 25:55.840 --> 25:56.240 Saint? 25:57.221 --> 25:57.601 Wow. 25:58.682 --> 26:00.744 What's the opposite of scraping the bottom of the barrel? 26:01.625 --> 26:03.767 He's touched the lid of hyperbole. 26:04.127 --> 26:05.148 Yeah, that's right. 26:05.608 --> 26:07.610 He's cracked the roof of the hyper bowl. 26:07.850 --> 26:08.931 Wow. 26:08.971 --> 26:09.571 That's dangerous. 26:09.631 --> 26:10.652 No-one can go any further. 26:10.872 --> 26:14.415 I know, and Macca came out obviously quite embarrassed, I would say. 26:14.675 --> 26:17.557 I mean, I imagine they'd been joking about it in the Pokemobile earlier on. 26:17.617 --> 26:17.937 Right. 26:18.377 --> 26:23.621 Maybe like two legends sort of saying, oh, you know, isn't it awful when people call you saint or whatever. 26:24.962 --> 26:27.864 Then Macca came out and he sort of said, oh, I don't really know what to say. 26:28.005 --> 26:29.005 Thanks for that introduction. 26:30.566 --> 26:32.047 Thanks to John, Paul George. 26:32.128 --> 26:39.072 It's like a Christmas present war between them, because in a couple of weeks, Macca will have to introduce Spano, and he's going to have to rank it up somehow. 26:39.713 --> 26:41.614 So you think it's kind of like a feud. 26:41.754 --> 26:41.974 Yeah. 26:42.695 --> 26:50.760 Now I'd like to introduce someone who's not only a legend, but a real saint, and he's partly holy. 26:50.881 --> 26:58.546 He has magical powers, and it's been proved that he comes from an alien planet where the beings are far more advanced. 26:58.866 --> 26:59.647 Bono! 26:59.947 --> 27:00.367 Exactly. 27:00.407 --> 27:00.987 That kind of thing. 27:01.148 --> 27:02.228 That's what we can look forward to. 27:02.448 --> 27:02.869 Excellent. 27:03.009 --> 27:04.890 Here's some music for you listeners. 27:04.910 --> 27:07.011 This is Toots and the Matiles with Time Tuff. 27:07.151 --> 27:08.452 Hello, the name's Moore. 27:08.752 --> 27:09.353 Roger Moore. 27:09.613 --> 27:11.094 And you are listening to Adam and Joe. 27:11.114 --> 27:12.835 Paul, Joe and Adam. 27:13.135 --> 27:14.096 That's The Cars. 27:14.756 --> 27:15.957 With my best friend's girl. 27:15.977 --> 27:18.459 That was a free play I had for you listeners there. 27:19.219 --> 27:21.681 From an amazing classic album. 27:21.841 --> 27:23.342 Is it just called The Cars, that album? 27:24.022 --> 27:24.503 I don't know. 27:25.283 --> 27:25.883 Anyway, it's good. 27:26.303 --> 27:27.824 And that's a great song. 27:27.944 --> 27:32.766 And I would imagine that that song would feature on the soundtrack to the film of the same name. 27:32.846 --> 27:33.126 Yes. 27:33.326 --> 27:36.367 Which is being advertised everywhere this week. 27:36.747 --> 27:37.747 On telephone boxes. 27:38.147 --> 27:38.427 Right. 27:38.788 --> 27:43.009 And buses and hoardings and sidings and people. 27:43.649 --> 27:49.351 And it's another of those very bad posters for a comedy teen romp. 27:49.540 --> 27:54.804 Yeah, they've started to photoshop any detail out of any face on any film poster. 27:55.084 --> 27:59.787 So people have completely features floating in a white space now. 28:00.427 --> 28:04.770 It was done with Simon Pegg on how to lose friends and alienate people. 28:05.431 --> 28:08.673 He literally looks like a newborn baby in a suit. 28:09.553 --> 28:13.734 Yeah, he's very young looking in real life, but it's taken, they do it to an absurd degree. 28:14.074 --> 28:14.554 And you're right. 28:14.634 --> 28:17.575 Biggs as well, he's just hair, eyes, two nostrils and some lips. 28:18.195 --> 28:19.656 That's what he is to me anyway though, yeah. 28:19.876 --> 28:20.096 Right. 28:20.916 --> 28:22.276 You don't know anything about that film, do you? 28:22.316 --> 28:23.176 You haven't seen it by any chance? 28:23.196 --> 28:25.437 No, I do know one thing, because I'll never see it. 28:25.897 --> 28:26.397 Right. 28:26.737 --> 28:27.037 Never? 28:27.297 --> 28:27.778 No, never. 28:27.858 --> 28:29.678 I hereby swear I will never see it. 28:29.758 --> 28:32.859 Have you not seen the American Pie films? 28:32.879 --> 28:33.499 Naked Mile. 28:33.879 --> 28:35.499 I saw the first one and that was enough. 28:35.719 --> 28:35.959 Yeah. 28:36.460 --> 28:37.580 He's taking her up the aisle. 28:38.500 --> 28:46.502 Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha 29:02.185 --> 29:02.465 Really? 29:02.485 --> 29:04.166 Does that mean we're getting old and foggiest? 29:04.186 --> 29:04.527 Perhaps. 29:04.607 --> 29:05.347 Is that old news? 29:05.707 --> 29:05.967 No. 29:06.127 --> 29:10.230 I mean, you know, the country a couple of weeks ago... I'd have said naughty film. 29:10.490 --> 29:12.591 Paroxysms of foggishness, weren't they? 29:12.852 --> 29:13.472 Yeah, that's true. 29:13.512 --> 29:14.072 That's true. 29:14.112 --> 29:17.354 We're part of that bandwagon, the new right-wing crackdown. 29:17.454 --> 29:19.115 Well, you can have your cake and eat it. 29:19.195 --> 29:19.876 There's places. 29:19.936 --> 29:20.476 That's the thing. 29:20.536 --> 29:22.918 It's like I object to swearing in public, right? 29:23.238 --> 29:23.398 Yep. 29:23.498 --> 29:25.119 But I love to swear in private. 29:25.279 --> 29:42.933 Yes, that's a it's a fun thing to do, but I don't like yeah I don't like having it You know being exposed to it like on the tube or whatever There's some guy effing and blinding next to me on the tube Then I am always tempted to turn around and say something I never would because I've got no spine right, but I'm tempted 29:44.033 --> 29:44.214 Right. 29:44.234 --> 29:45.354 Would you ever say something? 29:45.575 --> 29:47.096 Would you ever say something like that to a person? 29:48.036 --> 29:49.818 Swearing right in your face there? 29:50.138 --> 29:51.299 No, not to a stranger. 29:51.459 --> 29:53.781 I would say something if my son was with me. 29:53.901 --> 29:54.941 Yeah, right. 29:55.002 --> 29:55.682 I definitely would. 29:56.042 --> 29:58.204 But on my own, it seems a little prudish, maybe. 29:59.004 --> 30:00.646 But there are standards to be maintained. 30:00.686 --> 30:00.806 Yes. 30:00.826 --> 30:03.408 And I agree with you about Zack and Mirri make a porno. 30:03.768 --> 30:05.029 Is it set in the 70s, that film? 30:05.089 --> 30:05.970 No, no, it's Contempo. 30:06.210 --> 30:06.430 Is it? 30:06.550 --> 30:06.750 Yeah. 30:06.910 --> 30:10.575 But it looks all weird in the 70s, like he's got mad 70s afro. 30:10.595 --> 30:11.295 That's just him. 30:11.516 --> 30:12.156 That's just him. 30:12.297 --> 30:13.238 Yeah, it's just his hair. 30:13.298 --> 30:13.998 He's a nut bucket. 30:14.099 --> 30:15.941 But let's get back to the Biggs movie. 30:16.061 --> 30:23.189 The Biggs movie, what I was thinking is that maybe it was inspired by that track that we just played, by the cars track, My Best Friend's Girl. 30:23.229 --> 30:25.752 I don't know anything about the film, so I might be way off beam. 30:26.312 --> 30:31.975 But I was thinking, I bet you it is inspired by that film, by that song, and I bet that song is on the soundtrack. 30:32.015 --> 30:35.857 And I was thinking about like what other songs could inspire a whole movie. 30:35.897 --> 30:39.919 Song titles, they're a, they're a Trevor Trove for a movie titling, aren't they? 30:39.939 --> 30:40.019 Yeah. 30:40.359 --> 30:41.419 I mean, you would think, wouldn't you? 30:42.220 --> 30:45.161 Just, just like they've got inbuilt brand recognition. 30:45.361 --> 30:45.561 Right. 30:45.601 --> 30:46.782 I'm taking a random look. 30:47.242 --> 30:48.462 at my iTunes library here. 30:48.482 --> 30:49.282 That's a fun thing to do. 30:49.322 --> 30:50.343 We tried it a few weeks ago. 30:50.363 --> 30:51.263 It was fun a few weeks ago. 30:51.283 --> 30:52.543 Why shouldn't it be fun again? 30:52.563 --> 30:54.704 It was disastrous. 30:55.104 --> 30:57.624 But then I was proposing to just play the actual track. 30:57.684 --> 30:59.125 Now I'm just looking at titles. 30:59.625 --> 31:04.906 Again, it's not working out that well, because I'm looking at... Wouldn't you be better off looking at titles of famous songs? 31:04.986 --> 31:05.486 Track 1-8. 31:06.606 --> 31:07.506 Pick one from our playlist. 31:07.586 --> 31:09.187 Okay, how about Elvis Costello? 31:09.327 --> 31:10.527 Well, how about this one? 31:10.947 --> 31:12.527 Crippled Inside by John Lennon. 31:12.587 --> 31:13.748 Not such a good one to pick there. 31:13.968 --> 31:14.848 I'm going to pick another one. 31:16.238 --> 31:32.583 that would be good it can have julia roberts at the bedside sex laws dying young sex laws would be a good one that's good sex laws is good that's already a great movie yeah a guy that uh goes around enforcing sex laws that would be fun imagine the scenes in the bedrooms that he bursts into 31:33.363 --> 31:34.104 Exactly. 31:34.724 --> 31:35.064 Sex part. 31:35.104 --> 31:37.446 Oh my god, you can't do that! 31:37.466 --> 31:38.326 You're under arrest. 31:38.366 --> 31:39.407 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 31:39.427 --> 31:42.609 Before I arrest you, just carry on for a couple of seconds. 31:42.649 --> 31:44.731 Step away from those thighs. 31:45.871 --> 31:46.732 How about this one? 31:49.674 --> 31:50.875 Oh dear, I'm not doing very well. 31:51.035 --> 31:52.196 Okay, Open Your Heart. 31:52.876 --> 31:54.617 That's a good surgical movie. 31:54.777 --> 31:55.438 Human League. 31:55.478 --> 31:56.939 Yeah, a baton. 31:57.099 --> 31:57.599 A heart search. 31:57.619 --> 32:01.322 Men, you could make a movie out of every single track on the album Dare by the Human League. 32:01.362 --> 32:02.463 Things that dreams are made of. 32:03.556 --> 32:05.037 Open your heart, the sound of the crowd. 32:05.177 --> 32:05.417 Yes. 32:05.658 --> 32:06.898 I mean, they're like movie titles. 32:06.938 --> 32:11.422 This is a bit similar to the Text-a-Nation we did a couple of weeks ago, but this could be a good Text-a-Nation. 32:11.742 --> 32:19.687 Well, I was wondering if listeners out there had better ideas than the ones I'm randomly selecting from iTunes about what song titles would inspire an interesting movie. 32:20.208 --> 32:25.451 If you do have any ideas, then do email us at AdamandJoe.bbc.6music at bbc.co.uk. 32:25.711 --> 32:25.952 Rise. 32:29.574 --> 32:34.118 Adam and Jo.6musicatbbc.com. 32:34.158 --> 32:34.718 Well done. 32:34.878 --> 32:35.759 Thank you. 32:36.280 --> 32:42.104 So yeah, email in if you've got any ideas for song titles that would inspire good movies and tell us what would happen in those movies. 32:42.665 --> 32:45.487 Okay, otherwise you're gonna make a mockery of the whole thing. 32:45.587 --> 32:49.670 People might not register that as a proper texting thing unless we play the Text the Nation jingle. 32:49.750 --> 32:51.612 Well, are we committing to that as Text the Nation? 32:51.892 --> 32:53.214 Well, let's see how it goes. 32:53.254 --> 32:54.716 Let's see what response we get. 32:54.756 --> 32:55.236 Alright then. 32:55.537 --> 32:57.800 Let's play a song and see if we get any response whatsoever. 32:57.840 --> 32:59.161 A couple of songs maybe it'll take. 32:59.802 --> 33:02.045 And then go from there, make up our minds. 33:02.486 --> 33:04.188 Yeah, we're just playing fast and loose. 33:04.328 --> 33:05.389 We just like to wing it here. 33:05.750 --> 33:07.692 Here's Björk with human behaviour. 33:07.772 --> 33:08.193 Very good. 33:10.015 --> 33:10.776 She's adorable. 33:10.796 --> 33:11.517 That's Björk. 33:12.197 --> 33:14.179 Uh, sounds a little reductive and sexist, doesn't it? 33:14.199 --> 33:15.120 Just to- Yeah. 33:15.280 --> 33:16.461 Just cos she's a lady. 33:16.541 --> 33:17.722 Yeah, yeah, but still. 33:18.303 --> 33:19.404 She's also very talented. 33:19.664 --> 33:21.866 She's also very talented and she's a musical genius. 33:22.286 --> 33:23.087 She's adorable though. 33:23.107 --> 33:24.008 She's a terrific cook. 33:24.188 --> 33:24.648 Well done. 33:24.889 --> 33:25.409 Well done, Björk. 33:25.749 --> 33:26.410 Human behaviour. 33:26.430 --> 33:28.352 This is Adam and Jo here on BBC 6 Music. 33:28.552 --> 33:29.473 YouTube news. 33:29.693 --> 33:30.073 Yes. 33:30.313 --> 33:39.556 Now, I put a sort of video to my Quantum of Solace song from the Song Wars a few months back on YouTube, and I've been excitedly charting its hit rate. 33:39.596 --> 33:40.577 Set the world on fire. 33:40.817 --> 33:45.498 It's got, it hit the million, no half million, the night before last. 33:45.538 --> 33:46.279 Very exciting. 33:46.339 --> 33:49.160 Did you get featured on YouTube's main page there? 33:49.520 --> 33:50.180 I don't think so. 33:50.720 --> 33:52.661 Where are you getting all your action from then? 33:52.941 --> 33:54.162 I don't know, just word of mouth. 33:55.602 --> 34:00.745 I got mentioned on Ain't It Cool News and quite a lot of Bond fan websites and stuff. 34:00.785 --> 34:03.087 Both our songs did, our Quantum of Solace songs. 34:03.447 --> 34:05.248 But you didn't make no video for yours. 34:05.268 --> 34:06.008 I've got to do it. 34:06.108 --> 34:10.070 I've got to do it because I can't let you just go out there and get half a million hits. 34:10.150 --> 34:11.471 I think I've missed the boat now though. 34:11.911 --> 34:16.454 Yeah, you should do it with another one because it really lifts a song to have something to look at, doesn't it? 34:16.914 --> 34:20.535 Quite a lot of the other Song Wars songs are on there, but just with a weird picture of us. 34:20.836 --> 34:21.056 Yeah. 34:21.136 --> 34:22.576 The six music picture of us. 34:23.076 --> 34:25.117 Yes, those are the ones uploaded by the BBC. 34:25.277 --> 34:25.658 Oh really? 34:26.058 --> 34:26.618 Onto YouTube. 34:26.738 --> 34:27.438 A lot of the time. 34:27.458 --> 34:27.858 Oh really? 34:27.878 --> 34:28.539 Yeah. 34:28.879 --> 34:30.399 I thought it was a fan doing it. 34:30.499 --> 34:31.380 Sometimes it's a fan. 34:32.380 --> 34:34.682 But anyway, what kind of responses are you getting from me? 34:34.702 --> 34:39.647 Well, one of the most fascinating things about having a video on YouTube is the comments you get. 34:39.687 --> 34:43.570 And I know you do this at your bug thing that you do at the BFI, right? 34:43.590 --> 34:43.991 That's right. 34:44.011 --> 34:49.015 If you have a director and you sometimes read him some of the crazier or her some of the crazier comments. 34:49.075 --> 34:50.997 I'll be doing it with Steve Barron a bit later on. 34:51.037 --> 34:53.159 I'll be doing a Q&A with him this afternoon. 34:53.319 --> 35:08.550 because it is fascinating and it's an interesting kind of slice of a snapshot of people out there you know and what they think about things and how their minds are working so obviously under the Quantum of Solace song there's a lot of really gratifying praise 35:09.410 --> 35:13.533 Quite a few Americans who don't understand the term jug ears, trying to figure that out. 35:13.833 --> 35:22.879 Lots of heated discussion over the new direction the franchise has taken and who the best bond is and people getting very angry with each other and swearing and insulting each other. 35:22.899 --> 35:23.359 Certainly. 35:24.140 --> 35:26.581 Then you get quite a lot of just barefaced insults. 35:26.981 --> 35:27.242 Right. 35:27.322 --> 35:31.524 People who have watched it and feel vilified by it, you know, really shocked. 35:32.105 --> 35:38.149 For instance, 28 Hamsters Later says, this is an SH1T theme. 35:38.849 --> 35:40.890 It's like a 70s toilet-duck advert. 35:41.210 --> 35:41.390 Hmm. 35:41.811 --> 35:45.192 They're authorities slightly undercut by the name, don't you think, in a case like that? 35:45.212 --> 35:46.893 28 hamsters later? 35:47.053 --> 35:47.273 Yeah. 35:47.754 --> 35:48.094 Yeah. 35:49.074 --> 35:52.416 And then Travisk08 says, are you sure this is the theme? 35:52.676 --> 35:54.157 Because it sounds a wee bit corny. 35:56.018 --> 35:59.019 You've put the title of your clip is proposed, Bonfy. 35:59.099 --> 36:03.561 Yeah, I've made it look as if it's, I'm a genuine person who's genuinely proposing this song. 36:03.681 --> 36:03.922 Right. 36:04.162 --> 36:06.023 And you know, if you're really thick, you might think, 36:06.923 --> 36:08.344 You know, I was saying that for real. 36:08.404 --> 36:10.646 Yeah, there are a couple of really thick people there. 36:10.666 --> 36:11.307 There are, aren't there? 36:11.327 --> 36:11.928 It's interesting. 36:13.189 --> 36:18.874 Somebody called Clues says, do you ever wake up and think, I've just wasted a week of my life? 36:19.294 --> 36:19.494 No? 36:19.755 --> 36:20.495 Well, you should. 36:20.635 --> 36:22.457 I love those ones. 36:22.477 --> 36:26.401 Hover0909 says, this isn't that good, man. 36:26.821 --> 36:27.181 Sorry. 36:27.762 --> 36:30.644 When I hear this, I see two hairy dudes making out. 36:31.745 --> 36:36.927 To which Mishaboo replies, well it's not hard for you to see that since it happens to you every night. 36:36.987 --> 36:37.307 Nice. 36:37.447 --> 36:37.827 Nice. 36:37.847 --> 36:38.887 Bit of support from Mishaboo. 36:38.947 --> 36:41.928 Imagine how hover0909 felt about that. 36:41.948 --> 36:43.029 Yeah, in your face. 36:43.049 --> 36:44.589 In your face by Mishaboo. 36:45.529 --> 36:50.011 F4Freddy says, and I don't understand this one, simply great smelling cheese. 36:50.291 --> 36:52.191 I understand you when you came here. 36:52.512 --> 36:55.232 Thanks for us and try won't be long surely. 36:55.292 --> 36:55.613 Ha ha. 36:57.333 --> 36:59.215 That's a special middle of the night one. 36:59.375 --> 36:59.935 Foreign maybe? 36:59.955 --> 37:03.559 Because the internet obviously has this unifying feel to it. 37:03.579 --> 37:07.622 You don't know how old anybody is or where they're from. 37:08.183 --> 37:11.145 But yet you kind of deal with every comment on the same level, or I do. 37:12.166 --> 37:12.927 More insults. 37:13.407 --> 37:15.509 Kai Friedpecker says, this guy's an idiot. 37:16.149 --> 37:20.233 Chika Cheng says, this is BS, writes the whole word. 37:20.333 --> 37:21.374 You know it is BS, though. 37:21.514 --> 37:21.974 Well, it is. 37:22.034 --> 37:22.535 They're right. 37:23.395 --> 37:25.596 Ali W 99 says, really not funny. 37:25.796 --> 37:28.097 If you made this, you wasted your effing time. 37:28.497 --> 37:28.997 Oh, dear. 37:29.057 --> 37:29.398 I know. 37:29.458 --> 37:33.819 But still, he's got time, though, to get online and leave you a little comment. 37:33.839 --> 37:34.500 Well, exactly. 37:35.380 --> 37:39.522 Someone with a name so rude, I can't read it out, says, this wouldn't work for the opening credits. 37:40.082 --> 37:45.124 But it might work off to the closing song when it's about halfway through the closing credits. 37:45.765 --> 37:48.146 Because if it came sooner, that would be too cheesy. 37:48.586 --> 37:50.527 Or it could be used for a television series spinoff. 37:51.721 --> 37:52.741 He stored it all through. 37:52.881 --> 37:53.341 Wow. 37:53.701 --> 37:55.462 A male singer does not suit this movie. 37:55.542 --> 37:57.202 Also, it says Mantitz at the start. 37:57.222 --> 37:58.282 What the hell's that all about? 37:59.663 --> 38:00.103 That's right. 38:00.143 --> 38:00.843 He's got a point. 38:01.103 --> 38:03.043 It would be totally inappropriate for the actual film. 38:03.564 --> 38:07.404 RuneScapeFaceFan says, they've already got a theme. 38:07.524 --> 38:11.985 It's called Another Way to Die and it's sung in a duet by Alicia Keys and Jack White, you ar-tard. 38:13.846 --> 38:14.506 Spelling mistake. 38:14.666 --> 38:14.806 Yeah. 38:15.766 --> 38:34.826 uh someone says i can't stop listening to this fifth time today seriously mate you need to send this into a radio show before i do it's unreal like yeah slightly missing the point as well but my favorite one is uh oh no here's another one caravan in the woods that's a good name isn't it caravan in the woods you've got to expect something nutty to come from someone certainly with that name 38:35.447 --> 38:37.809 Good effort, but really not a serious contender. 38:38.109 --> 38:41.171 You have too much time on your hands if you're putting this type of stuff together. 38:41.511 --> 38:44.633 Try less mocking and concentrate on more constructive work. 38:45.094 --> 38:45.874 That is a very... That's true. 38:45.894 --> 38:46.615 That's something to think about. 38:46.635 --> 38:47.595 That's absolutely true. 38:47.655 --> 38:49.317 Thank you very much, Caravan, in the woods. 38:49.537 --> 38:51.698 And then my favourite one is... Oh, there's a good one. 38:51.718 --> 38:53.639 Bruce Walker 67, Fake. 38:53.880 --> 38:55.961 I've seen the movie and that's not the real song. 38:56.201 --> 38:57.222 Don't be fooled, people! 38:58.143 --> 39:00.724 Right, thanks a lot, Bruce Walker 67. 39:01.305 --> 39:03.066 Fake is a fun thing to put under any clip. 39:03.246 --> 39:06.067 I like going just on random clips and putting so obviously fake. 39:08.628 --> 39:11.649 Under anything, like one with babies or whatever. 39:11.909 --> 39:13.009 So obviously fake. 39:15.850 --> 39:23.233 And my favourite one is from 232none, who says, LOL laugh out loud, this song's poking fun at James Bond. 39:23.613 --> 39:24.233 I like it. 39:24.833 --> 39:25.293 Nice. 39:25.654 --> 39:27.114 That person understands it. 39:27.234 --> 39:32.496 Just before we conclude this discussion, it should be said that you Joe Cornish have gone through removing many of the comments. 39:33.056 --> 39:41.286 Well, just because I'm fogish, I don't like extreme swear words or extreme filth or death threats. 39:41.686 --> 39:43.428 I tend to remove. 39:44.249 --> 39:46.472 As the man in charge of my account, I do. 39:46.532 --> 39:47.553 And now that I've said this, I'll get... 39:47.853 --> 39:48.253 Millions. 39:48.754 --> 39:50.395 Oh, well, let's give you something to do, though. 39:50.415 --> 39:51.216 Well, when I say millions. 39:51.236 --> 39:53.958 That's part of the glorious, multi-coloured world of YouTube. 39:54.018 --> 39:54.559 It is, isn't it? 39:54.619 --> 39:56.921 And a lot of them are under five, you know? 39:56.941 --> 39:58.862 A lot of them are having a very difficult time. 39:59.102 --> 40:00.584 That's the way the kids speak these days. 40:00.664 --> 40:00.804 Exactly. 40:00.844 --> 40:01.484 They love the death threats. 40:01.504 --> 40:02.745 That's how it goes. 40:02.765 --> 40:04.447 This is Adam and Joe here on BBC Six Music. 40:04.527 --> 40:05.628 Here is Neon Neon. 40:06.068 --> 40:10.892 Gruffrice there with his Neon Neon project that is called Dream Cars. 40:11.392 --> 40:14.895 Here's a message that I got from someone on my YouTube account. 40:16.216 --> 40:20.820 And this is from John Bleasdale, Joe, for both of us, I think. 40:21.400 --> 40:29.546 Although he says, Dear Adam, I live in Italy, brackets, I work in Venice, and I listen to the Adam and Joe podcast every week and I giggle and hoot. 40:30.007 --> 40:30.687 It's nice, isn't it? 40:30.967 --> 40:34.310 It helps a great deal as the Italians don't have a sense of humour. 40:34.570 --> 40:35.331 Oh, steady on. 40:35.431 --> 40:35.971 I'm sure they do. 40:36.011 --> 40:38.053 What about That Man From Life Is Beautiful? 40:38.613 --> 40:39.434 Exactly, Bernini. 40:40.455 --> 40:47.764 I only recently found out that English humour, inverted commas, is a phrase in Italian which actually means not funny. 40:48.004 --> 40:48.265 No. 40:48.445 --> 40:51.208 Whereas I'd previously thought it was just plain descriptive. 40:51.609 --> 40:55.593 I'd heard it a lot over the years and I nodded when I probably should have laid it on. 40:56.234 --> 40:56.875 Laid it on. 40:56.935 --> 40:57.356 Laid on. 40:58.016 --> 41:06.940 Fortunately, I'm going to be very famous soon, on account of my big fat novel, soon to be published soon, uh, which is apparently about the Peterloo massacre. 41:06.980 --> 41:10.422 He's written like a thriller about the, uh, like a historical thriller. 41:11.342 --> 41:13.103 Um, about the- What's the Peterloo massacre? 41:13.243 --> 41:15.964 Come on, get your history sorted, I don't know anything about that. 41:16.184 --> 41:33.181 here it was oh well let's talk about it later it was like there was an uprising when was it I can't remember it was around the time of corn laws and things like that yeah yeah sliding scales there won't be listeners out there who were involved in it I don't think so no wasn't recent wasn't like last week good it was before last week 41:34.642 --> 41:46.387 And he says, in return for all the laughter you guys have given me over the years or so, I'm going to promote you in my second big novel, where all the characters are going to constantly refer to your show and comment on things you've said. 41:46.687 --> 41:47.267 Excellent idea. 41:47.287 --> 41:50.929 Key scenes will involve characters saying, can you turn the radio down? 41:51.169 --> 41:52.209 We really need to talk. 41:52.609 --> 41:54.970 But this is Adam and Jo, comes the reply. 41:55.311 --> 41:56.131 And then violence. 41:56.591 --> 41:57.091 Excellent. 41:57.191 --> 41:59.312 Anyway, just keep things up, really. 41:59.692 --> 42:01.193 I'd like to hear an extract from that. 42:01.713 --> 42:08.577 I mean, he's going to need our permission for that, so I think we should have a sample paragraph section. 42:09.337 --> 42:11.278 I'd like to know that the violence is really strong. 42:11.638 --> 42:21.383 Well, John, do send us, you know, the Peterloo Massacre book and send us some extracts from the second novel featuring references to our show. 42:21.423 --> 42:23.284 We'd really appreciate it and we'll read them out. 42:24.124 --> 42:26.266 Just before the news, here is a bit of music. 42:26.306 --> 42:28.887 This is Beck with the Delightful Sex Laws. 42:29.367 --> 42:31.448 This is Beck with Sex Laws You're Hearing. 42:31.588 --> 42:33.529 Fading out, this is Adam and Joe on BBC6 Music. 42:33.589 --> 42:36.791 It's time for the news and the music news read by Caroline and Victoria. 42:36.811 --> 42:39.772 Text-a-nation. 42:39.792 --> 42:41.813 Text, text, text, text, text-a-nation. 42:41.873 --> 42:42.854 What if I don't want to? 42:43.094 --> 42:43.814 Text-a-nation. 42:43.914 --> 42:44.915 But I'm using email. 42:45.075 --> 42:45.815 Is that a problem? 42:45.835 --> 42:46.696 It doesn't matter, text! 42:49.164 --> 42:50.225 It's text the nation time. 42:50.585 --> 42:52.027 Oh no! 42:52.047 --> 42:54.349 My computer just went mental. 42:54.569 --> 42:59.353 The exact moment I said text the nation, it just completely shut down. 42:59.493 --> 43:16.248 Before that, you heard Jurassic 5 with Concrete Schoolyard, but we are deciding that we're going to go with the idea of song titles that could be turned into films for text the nation today, even though it is remarkably similar to a text the nation we did a couple of weeks ago. 43:16.468 --> 43:16.748 It's okay. 43:16.768 --> 43:17.808 People have short memories. 43:17.888 --> 43:18.369 It's fine. 43:18.389 --> 43:20.369 All the partying they've done, the brain cell death. 43:20.409 --> 43:20.869 Exactly. 43:20.969 --> 43:23.890 Or we could just decide that this is what it's going to be like every week. 43:24.270 --> 43:27.792 It's going to be things that you could... Just film title items. 43:27.992 --> 43:29.392 Yeah, exactly. 43:29.552 --> 43:29.812 Thank you. 43:29.832 --> 43:30.172 There we go. 43:30.192 --> 43:31.973 Look, my computer's being brought back to life. 43:32.033 --> 43:40.996 Well, while you're having, while you're regrouping your texts and emails there, Joe, here's a few titles that I picked out, which I thought maybe could be turned into good films. 43:41.096 --> 43:41.316 Yeah. 43:41.916 --> 43:43.517 Uh, here's one from a Huskadoo album. 43:43.857 --> 43:45.217 Broken Home, Broken Heart. 43:45.678 --> 43:45.938 Right. 43:45.958 --> 43:48.198 I mean, that's just generally dis- Soapy. 43:48.218 --> 43:50.899 It sounds soapy, maybe, uh, Julianne Moore in that. 43:51.480 --> 43:51.780 Yeah. 43:52.600 --> 43:56.502 Uh, yeah, it just sounds like a kind of Midwest, you know, uh... Alright then. 43:56.682 --> 43:57.522 Dust Bowl Drama. 43:58.047 --> 43:58.988 He just lay off me. 43:59.748 --> 44:01.189 Well, you're asking for it. 44:01.209 --> 44:06.752 By the way, you sent that pearl of your lip as you said Midwest Dust Bowl. 44:06.792 --> 44:09.314 Typical Buxton, you tiny hairy freak. 44:09.534 --> 44:10.634 Was the implication right? 44:11.115 --> 44:11.395 Yes. 44:11.415 --> 44:13.096 Oh, I've gone too far, haven't I? 44:13.776 --> 44:16.238 How about this gentlemen take Polaroids by Japan. 44:16.738 --> 44:28.606 Oh, that's a good name for a saucy Yeah, that's a kind of sexy European for exactly not much happens in it But there's women in stilettos rainy cobbled streets Japanese men and they tell in all that kind of thing. 44:28.766 --> 44:29.466 It's sexy. 44:29.506 --> 44:30.687 It's slightly disappointing 44:31.027 --> 44:31.528 That's right. 44:31.568 --> 44:33.289 Yeah, nipples, but nothing else. 44:33.329 --> 44:35.451 A little bit like the unbearable lightness of peeing. 44:35.531 --> 44:36.232 Yeah, yeah. 44:36.532 --> 44:40.356 Oh, it looked like it was gonna be filthy, but it was just quite French and boring. 44:40.376 --> 44:42.078 Did you ever see the unbearable lightness of peeing? 44:42.118 --> 44:43.259 Of course I did. 44:43.379 --> 44:48.324 My favorite memory of that film was someone standing up in the auditorium and just saying, Unbearable! 44:48.624 --> 44:49.245 and walking out. 44:49.805 --> 44:50.225 Brilliant. 44:51.086 --> 44:51.927 Well, they had a point. 44:52.908 --> 44:53.448 How about this? 44:54.909 --> 44:56.410 I'm a Wonderful Thing Baby by Kid Kirl. 44:56.450 --> 44:57.752 Yes, I love that song. 44:58.952 --> 45:03.236 Well, that would just be about a very overconfident man who thinks he's the business. 45:03.616 --> 45:04.537 And you know what the twist is? 45:04.977 --> 45:05.358 He is. 45:05.378 --> 45:06.679 He is. 45:06.759 --> 45:08.000 Could be a good Will Ferrell film. 45:08.340 --> 45:12.882 Yeah, and he's got a kind of, uh, brother or friend who's just a loser and can't stand it. 45:13.102 --> 45:13.342 Right. 45:13.802 --> 45:14.583 I'm a wonderful thing, baby. 45:14.603 --> 45:15.083 Then it ends. 45:15.203 --> 45:15.843 It's a good song. 45:16.484 --> 45:18.324 How about this, uh, song by Lambchop? 45:18.564 --> 45:19.925 The distance from her to there. 45:21.506 --> 45:24.167 Oh, dear me, uh... Nice little pun. 45:24.247 --> 45:24.447 Is it? 45:25.051 --> 45:25.892 from her to there. 45:26.172 --> 45:31.098 Yeah, yeah, yeah, but well it works in terms of here to there, but what does it mean her to there? 45:31.258 --> 45:31.698 Well, exactly. 45:31.718 --> 45:32.579 From her to there. 45:32.740 --> 45:33.621 I'm glad you picked up on that. 45:33.661 --> 45:38.086 I tell you what, you know those people you see in the street who are measuring for new buildings? 45:38.606 --> 45:39.307 What you call them? 45:39.347 --> 45:40.228 Someone out there will know. 45:40.288 --> 45:41.750 They've got those things on tripods. 45:42.210 --> 45:42.610 Martians. 45:42.810 --> 45:44.731 No, you know architects and they're measuring up. 45:44.751 --> 45:46.671 They've got those weird architects. 45:47.272 --> 45:48.632 Do you know the architects? 45:49.032 --> 45:50.973 Oh, they've got the thing on the tripod. 45:51.033 --> 45:53.153 They've got anybody like Aaron Goof, please. 45:53.253 --> 45:54.494 They've seen screen. 45:54.514 --> 45:54.874 School beef! 45:55.654 --> 45:56.574 Um, architects. 45:56.694 --> 45:57.635 Yeah, architects. 45:57.655 --> 45:59.835 Do you know architect, Adam? 45:59.995 --> 46:00.576 Yeah, I know architects. 46:00.636 --> 46:01.856 Oh, I tell you about architects. 46:02.631 --> 46:04.953 This is becoming a terrible, stereotypical accident. 46:05.974 --> 46:06.515 You know what I mean? 46:06.795 --> 46:07.035 Sure. 46:07.175 --> 46:07.435 Do you? 46:07.455 --> 46:07.515 Yes. 46:07.876 --> 46:08.697 It's about them. 46:08.817 --> 46:09.117 Move on. 46:09.157 --> 46:10.638 Yeah, the guys with their hard hats. 46:10.698 --> 46:10.879 Yeah. 46:11.079 --> 46:12.220 Have you got any from our listeners? 46:12.240 --> 46:12.800 Course I have. 46:12.840 --> 46:13.541 Here are some good ones. 46:13.581 --> 46:15.703 All right, this comes from Natty in Kentish Town. 46:15.763 --> 46:16.424 Is he an architect? 46:17.124 --> 46:19.066 Chicken Payback by the Bees. 46:19.086 --> 46:20.007 Have you heard of that song? 46:20.107 --> 46:20.908 Yeah, that's a good one. 46:21.488 --> 46:26.131 that could inspire a gangster vendetta film sequel to Chicken Run starring Mel Gibson. 46:26.191 --> 46:26.892 Peck Frenzy. 46:27.272 --> 46:27.912 Very nice. 46:27.932 --> 46:28.493 That's good, isn't it? 46:28.553 --> 46:30.854 That's kind of completely signed and sealed. 46:30.994 --> 46:37.458 And you know what, he's got one over on me because some of the songs I suggested wouldn't necessarily make very rockin' theme tunes. 46:37.879 --> 46:38.159 Right. 46:38.219 --> 46:39.780 But Chicken Payback certainly would. 46:39.800 --> 46:42.442 I mean, that's been used a lot on telly anyway, that track. 46:42.562 --> 46:43.702 But very good idea, yeah. 46:43.883 --> 46:47.005 Here's one from Brian Ego from East Kill Bride. 46:47.645 --> 46:52.708 He says, hey Adam and Joe, I think pretty much any heavy metal song title could be made into a horror movie. 46:52.728 --> 46:56.330 For example, take the new Metallica album, Death Magnetic. 46:56.750 --> 47:01.052 That could be about a guy that discreetly inserts magnets in his victims. 47:01.592 --> 47:04.194 I don't know how you discreetly insert a magnet into a victim. 47:04.674 --> 47:06.496 There's got to be a way. 47:06.516 --> 47:07.256 Just distract them. 47:07.337 --> 47:07.617 Yeah. 47:08.037 --> 47:12.001 Then he takes them to the cutlery section in Debenhams, where all the knives fly into them. 47:12.041 --> 47:13.262 That is a very good idea. 47:13.282 --> 47:14.523 Yeah, like the end of the burning. 47:14.723 --> 47:15.884 No, uh, no. 47:16.284 --> 47:17.085 Oh, what's it called? 47:17.105 --> 47:18.406 The one with the smashed up mirror. 47:18.546 --> 47:19.227 Isn't that Carrie? 47:19.247 --> 47:20.328 Doesn't she do some knife throwing? 47:20.348 --> 47:21.989 Yeah, Carrie makes the knives fly around. 47:22.009 --> 47:23.230 Oh, what's the one called weather? 47:24.131 --> 47:27.053 Oh, the mirror smashes up and the shards of it kill everybody. 47:27.814 --> 47:30.896 Oh, it's wicked. 47:30.956 --> 47:32.117 In the belly of an architect. 47:32.657 --> 47:34.419 In the belly of an architect. 47:35.900 --> 47:37.701 How about some other ones there? 47:37.821 --> 47:40.743 Okay, yes, here's one from an anonymous texter. 47:41.083 --> 47:42.504 Oh no, it's Karl from Manchester. 47:43.905 --> 47:46.146 His film idea, Human Behaviour. 47:46.547 --> 47:55.152 A woman scientist who studies human behaviour falls in love with an ape on a trip to the zoo after noticing it behaves like a human and tries to liberate said animal. 47:55.733 --> 47:57.274 Bit of a scaled-down King Kong. 47:58.674 --> 47:59.034 I like it. 47:59.195 --> 48:01.635 I mean, that's broadly similar to human nature. 48:01.655 --> 48:02.696 Let me show you. 48:02.756 --> 48:04.156 I think there's a better idea in there. 48:04.696 --> 48:15.660 Sorry to bulldoze you there, but like Godzilla or King Kong, but much smaller and it invades a city, but it's just very small. 48:15.960 --> 48:16.320 Yeah. 48:16.420 --> 48:17.560 Smaller than maybe a man. 48:17.701 --> 48:18.981 They deal with it fairly quickly. 48:19.221 --> 48:20.161 Yeah, exactly. 48:20.181 --> 48:22.622 And then something else happened in the film. 48:22.642 --> 48:23.222 Small Zilla. 48:23.422 --> 48:23.723 Yeah. 48:24.323 --> 48:25.423 Well, Godzookie, wasn't it? 48:25.463 --> 48:26.984 They was the little one? 48:27.024 --> 48:28.824 Well, he was always partnered with Godzilla, wasn't he? 48:28.844 --> 48:31.265 He was a dreadful little person, wasn't he, Godzookie? 48:31.285 --> 48:32.966 He was almost as bad as Scrappy Doo. 48:33.666 --> 48:36.447 Has there ever been a good cartoon progeny of that kind? 48:36.467 --> 48:37.227 I don't think so. 48:38.047 --> 48:38.267 No. 48:38.447 --> 48:39.608 Scrappy Doo. 48:40.028 --> 48:41.989 I hate you, Scrappy Doo. 48:42.029 --> 48:44.349 That's what I would say if I ever saw him wandering around. 48:44.889 --> 48:46.070 I hate you. 48:47.677 --> 48:52.822 Do you have any strong feelings about Scrappy Doo like me? 48:53.423 --> 49:00.210 No, I leave you to wallow in your own bile for a moment, flapping around like a hateful fish. 49:00.270 --> 49:03.934 Oh no, not Scrappy Doo, I hate you! 49:05.496 --> 49:07.158 Here's pulp with babies. 49:07.438 --> 49:08.279 Sounds good, man. 49:08.300 --> 49:09.261 I'll be able to listen to that. 49:09.301 --> 49:09.501 Thanks. 49:09.601 --> 49:09.902 Yeah. 49:10.062 --> 49:10.683 Well, please do. 49:10.983 --> 49:11.624 When did you do that? 49:11.644 --> 49:12.225 Took me ages. 49:12.325 --> 49:13.927 Just now, just during the last record. 49:14.027 --> 49:15.389 And you did all the voices yourself? 49:15.449 --> 49:16.290 Yeah, they're all me. 49:16.530 --> 49:17.191 It's all made up. 49:17.431 --> 49:18.653 That's literally rubbish. 49:19.053 --> 49:19.914 That's actually rubbish. 49:19.934 --> 49:20.595 But it's convincing. 49:20.956 --> 49:22.437 That's my favourite kind of program. 49:23.038 --> 49:25.600 That would be a good new digital channel, don't you think? 49:25.720 --> 49:26.420 Factually rubbish. 49:26.440 --> 49:27.061 Factually rubbish. 49:27.081 --> 49:28.001 Made up facts channel. 49:28.042 --> 49:31.424 Like nothing on there would be... Yeah, it could be super serious and really in-depth. 49:31.544 --> 49:33.765 And we could be the main presenters on that channel. 49:33.785 --> 49:34.066 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 49:34.086 --> 49:35.266 Just talking complete rubbish. 49:35.507 --> 49:42.071 And that would be presumably a good kind of a panel show as well for Dave or one of those channels. 49:42.091 --> 49:42.291 Yeah. 49:42.571 --> 49:43.232 Factually rubbish. 49:43.252 --> 49:44.393 Factually rubbish! 49:44.453 --> 49:45.613 It could have Ruth or Sam on it. 49:46.434 --> 49:51.778 Have you watched that show that Rufus Hound, what's it called, something mental? 49:51.798 --> 49:51.838 No. 49:51.938 --> 49:55.460 But I get jealous when I see big poster campaigns for TV shows. 49:55.760 --> 49:57.862 Because we did four series of The Adam and Jo Show. 49:57.902 --> 50:02.805 We never got so much as a, you know, a tiny little advert in a corner of a newspaper. 50:02.825 --> 50:04.546 We've never been on a poster. 50:04.646 --> 50:04.726 No. 50:04.866 --> 50:08.048 But yet, argumental on Dave gets massive posters everywhere. 50:08.068 --> 50:08.629 It's a big show. 50:09.429 --> 50:10.189 Rufus Hound. 50:10.209 --> 50:11.250 They're putting their mic behind it. 50:11.270 --> 50:11.650 Johnny Vegas. 50:11.670 --> 50:12.190 Brig Stock. 50:12.850 --> 50:13.610 I haven't watched it. 50:14.311 --> 50:14.891 On purpose. 50:15.091 --> 50:17.492 I watched it the other day with John Sargent on a wonderful show. 50:17.512 --> 50:18.612 It's probably very good. 50:19.092 --> 50:20.513 I know, we've never made it on to poster. 50:21.353 --> 50:21.973 On to poster. 50:22.053 --> 50:22.753 On to poster. 50:23.273 --> 50:27.095 Well I made it, my face got onto a Japanese film poster for Stardust. 50:27.115 --> 50:27.955 For Stardust, that's true. 50:28.675 --> 50:30.956 Ah, not the, nowhere near the British one obviously. 50:31.616 --> 50:33.357 But that's the only poster I've ever been on. 50:33.897 --> 50:35.037 It's never gonna happen though, is it? 50:35.057 --> 50:35.537 It's not gonna happen. 50:35.577 --> 50:37.178 It's never gonna happen. 50:37.618 --> 50:39.060 Here's a free choice for you listeners. 50:39.080 --> 50:39.781 This is a track. 50:40.141 --> 50:41.863 This is an instrumental track, right? 50:42.384 --> 50:43.905 How do you feel about instrumentals, Joe? 50:43.965 --> 50:44.286 I like it. 50:44.306 --> 50:45.207 I'm tired of singing it. 50:45.487 --> 50:46.228 Sometimes. 50:46.368 --> 50:48.651 Sometimes you don't want to hear any more words, right? 50:49.131 --> 50:55.699 And this is an eventful and unusual and enjoyable track by the Monochrome set, which is called Puerta Rican Fence Climber. 50:55.999 --> 50:57.261 Wow, that's Adam's free choice. 50:57.281 --> 50:58.442 What a sophisticated choice. 50:58.462 --> 50:59.223 That sounded great. 50:59.423 --> 51:00.204 That's good, man. 51:00.284 --> 51:01.345 Tell me a bit about that band. 51:01.626 --> 51:02.426 The Monochrome set. 51:02.446 --> 51:04.309 You know, I don't know enough about them. 51:04.369 --> 51:10.796 British, as far as I know, they were from the indie scene in the early 80s when indie really was indie. 51:11.897 --> 51:12.878 Sounds quite orange-juicy. 51:13.039 --> 51:13.279 Yeah. 51:13.499 --> 51:14.020 Postcardi. 51:14.040 --> 51:14.600 That's right. 51:14.821 --> 51:16.282 But I don't know that much about those. 51:16.302 --> 51:16.783 Postcardi. 51:17.103 --> 51:18.544 Mm-hmm the label you me. 51:18.584 --> 51:18.724 Yeah. 51:19.005 --> 51:23.268 Mm-hmm as it but not after cardigans after cardigans, right? 51:24.068 --> 51:27.451 Their other big hit was the monochrome set by the monochrome, right? 51:27.611 --> 51:32.995 The monochrome set monochrome set monochrome set Little bit sounds awful. 51:33.115 --> 51:33.815 It's good man. 51:33.896 --> 51:41.841 I've made a sophisticated choice for a free play as well This is a band a British Jamaican reggae band that formed in Duddleston Manor School in Birmingham. 51:41.981 --> 51:42.222 Yeah 51:44.162 --> 51:45.002 The Black Ahura? 51:45.283 --> 51:46.263 No, no, no. 51:47.483 --> 51:52.844 One of the singer's fathers, Frederick Waite, was formerly a member of the Jamaican pop group The Techniques. 51:52.884 --> 51:53.444 Steel Pulse? 51:53.924 --> 51:54.884 No, no, no, no. 51:54.924 --> 51:55.825 Another great reggae band. 51:56.205 --> 52:02.846 They were produced by one of the greatest aristopharian producers, Peter Waterman, in the 80s. 52:02.946 --> 52:04.366 Clint Eastwood and General Saint? 52:04.486 --> 52:04.907 No, no. 52:04.987 --> 52:05.907 It's Musical Youth. 52:06.387 --> 52:09.387 And this is their song, Pass the Touchie. 52:09.427 --> 52:11.928 This is the morning song of the big red tickle. 52:12.688 --> 52:15.349 It is the top of the hour. 52:15.389 --> 52:16.629 That's wonderful. 52:16.869 --> 52:20.050 I got so bored with the last hour and glad it's gone. 52:20.430 --> 52:21.490 Now here's the new one. 52:21.570 --> 52:23.170 It's exciting and it's new. 52:23.330 --> 52:24.131 How do you do? 52:24.571 --> 52:25.351 Sexy. 52:25.731 --> 52:28.311 That's the Kings of Leon with you somebody. 52:28.331 --> 52:32.492 This is Adam and Jo here on BBC Six Music. 52:32.732 --> 52:35.353 And we are right in the middle of text donation. 52:35.373 --> 52:38.054 We're going to be catching up with some of your texts and emails. 52:38.234 --> 52:38.794 A bit later. 52:38.814 --> 52:40.014 Why not do that right now? 52:40.254 --> 52:40.815 No, no, no, we're not. 52:41.035 --> 52:43.257 I was filling while you... Well done, well done, well done. 52:43.817 --> 52:54.406 So last week we were talking to people about... Shouting out Stephen, trying to come up with a sort of verbal Masonic handshake for listeners of the show. 52:54.767 --> 52:56.908 I don't know how many listeners this show gets. 52:57.569 --> 53:00.892 What is it that the station gets half a million listeners generally about? 53:01.873 --> 53:05.656 But there's no knowing whether there's half a million people listening now. 53:05.716 --> 53:06.717 That'd be quite frightening. 53:07.330 --> 53:08.251 Not right now, maybe. 53:08.271 --> 53:10.393 I think we catch up with Listen Again and things like that. 53:10.413 --> 53:10.573 Right. 53:10.593 --> 53:13.135 The podcast, how many people download the podcast? 53:13.936 --> 53:14.437 Well, about 200,000. 53:14.497 --> 53:14.657 No. 53:14.677 --> 53:17.619 Oh, the podcast. 53:17.659 --> 53:18.300 The podcast. 53:18.320 --> 53:18.580 Wow. 53:19.081 --> 53:21.943 So there are, you know, now, how many people are there in the country? 53:21.963 --> 53:25.246 60 million people in Britain is that roundabout, right? 53:25.827 --> 53:28.209 So what percentage of the population is that? 53:28.609 --> 53:29.870 Anyone good at maths out there? 53:30.231 --> 53:32.072 I mean, it's less, much less than 1%, isn't it? 53:33.974 --> 53:35.675 No, it's just over one percent, isn't it? 53:35.695 --> 53:36.235 Is it? 53:36.275 --> 53:37.315 Or someone out there working out works. 53:37.395 --> 53:38.015 Oh no, it's not, of course. 53:38.035 --> 53:38.796 We're no good at maths. 53:39.896 --> 53:40.976 I think it would be a tiny fraction. 53:41.016 --> 53:42.117 It's near one percent. 53:42.137 --> 53:42.377 Yeah. 53:45.338 --> 53:46.818 That's a good word to use, near. 53:47.339 --> 53:57.162 Anyway, so we were wondering if you were a fan of the show and you shouted out Stephen in a crowded social space whether anybody else might reply 53:57.862 --> 54:27.342 yes yeah uh just coming yeah as it was in the famous uh action film franchise steven exclamation mark and we've had one or two uh emails that have come in from people who've attempted to do this uh here's sophie not piglet it's just called sophie i think i don't know why she's put that she says i've got a new she's a teacher i've got a new student in my class called steven he's quite disruptive i'm constantly having to call his name to get him to pay attention every time i shout steven 54:28.022 --> 54:31.365 I can't help but laugh because it sounds just like a clip from your show. 54:31.625 --> 54:33.747 He doesn't get it, which makes it even funnier. 54:33.847 --> 54:34.667 The youngsters. 54:34.687 --> 54:36.389 I mean, what are you doing, youngsters? 54:36.429 --> 54:38.070 You should be listening to that programme. 54:38.791 --> 54:40.552 Joseph Miller, a.k.a. 54:40.652 --> 54:45.336 Joey, has emailed and he says, while at the cinema during the week, I saw your advert come up. 54:45.616 --> 54:47.718 Oh yeah, it's playing before Bond, you know. 54:47.738 --> 54:55.423 Yeah, it's an audio-only advert that comes up before the Bond film and other films, I think, depending on what cinema chain it's in, yeah. 54:56.424 --> 55:00.308 Whilst at the cinema during the week I saw your advert come up, I immediately shouted, Stephen! 55:00.829 --> 55:03.531 In an attempt to suss out fellow Adam and Joe fans. 55:03.912 --> 55:06.915 Imagine my horror when a man two rows back from me replied, yes? 55:09.269 --> 55:12.151 Your plan to unite all your fans may have a slight loophole. 55:12.331 --> 55:15.433 Yeah, people actually called Steve That's not a loophole. 55:15.473 --> 55:25.680 That's that's a like a pinch of spice Exactly an added element because you never know what kind of person so then you have to go up to them I go Oh, did you listen to the Adam and Joshua is your name? 55:25.720 --> 55:26.260 Just Stephen? 55:26.540 --> 55:30.543 We sort of pulls the rug out from under the whole thing a little bit which is fine by me 55:32.023 --> 55:33.224 Well observed there, Joey. 55:33.344 --> 55:38.506 Here's one from Scott Fellows who just says, I tried shouting Steven to no avail. 55:39.207 --> 55:39.787 I love you. 55:40.387 --> 55:41.988 Says Scott Fellows. 55:42.428 --> 55:43.209 Thank you, Scott. 55:44.349 --> 55:45.730 And here's one from Alex Collier. 55:45.770 --> 55:46.370 Hi, Adam and Joe. 55:46.410 --> 55:50.312 I've got a friend called Steven who is now known to me and my girlfriend as Steven. 55:50.832 --> 55:53.233 He's in my mobile phone address book as Steven. 55:53.654 --> 55:56.935 And this is what he gets called every time he calls me or I call him. 55:57.295 --> 55:58.396 He doesn't call me very often. 55:59.176 --> 56:08.684 It's got to the stage now when I was chatting about him to my lecturer at university and absentmindedly referred to him as Stephen in the middle of the conversation with no explanation. 56:09.064 --> 56:11.787 Unfortunately, the lecturer did not reply, coming! 56:12.968 --> 56:13.888 Lots of love, Alex. 56:14.369 --> 56:17.111 So do tell us if you attempt the Stephen thing. 56:17.451 --> 56:18.912 It's got to catch on eventually. 56:18.993 --> 56:21.014 Who wrote that book, The Tipping Point, you know? 56:21.415 --> 56:21.775 Yes. 56:21.815 --> 56:23.116 Which has got to be a tipping point. 56:23.136 --> 56:24.077 Malcolm Gladwell. 56:24.137 --> 56:25.418 Some way off, hasn't there? 56:26.279 --> 56:27.139 No, not with Stephen. 56:31.724 --> 56:34.427 I think it's very unlikely. 56:34.767 --> 56:35.768 Here's the temptations. 56:36.109 --> 56:37.250 That's the temptations. 56:37.270 --> 56:40.713 Why are we playing all these really short songs this week? 56:40.854 --> 56:41.895 Short songs are good. 56:41.915 --> 56:44.177 I'm not getting time to do the texts though. 56:44.197 --> 56:45.218 Ah, right. 56:45.238 --> 56:45.919 Text the nation. 56:45.939 --> 56:47.320 We're gonna have to talk about something else. 56:47.981 --> 56:50.362 Yeah, we are playing a lot of short songs, but they are good though. 56:50.602 --> 56:52.802 I mean, you know, everyone likes a short song. 56:53.963 --> 56:59.444 Can I return you to the world of the MTV Europe Music Awards? 56:59.504 --> 57:00.004 Definitely. 57:00.084 --> 57:02.825 Because, did you hear about the Kanye West thing, right? 57:03.545 --> 57:04.946 No, but I know he's in the country. 57:04.986 --> 57:07.847 He's been doing his, what's it called, glow-in-the-dark tour. 57:08.107 --> 57:08.847 Something like that. 57:09.247 --> 57:12.268 Well, he won, not one, but two awards, I think. 57:13.208 --> 57:15.370 Maybe he just won the one, I'm not sure. 57:15.690 --> 57:24.636 But anyway, he then had a little minor tirade about the fact that he considered the awards to be fixed afterwards, right? 57:25.116 --> 57:32.521 So at the press conference for his show, which is at the O2 Arena on Tuesday, I think, maybe it was last Tuesday, I'm not sure. 57:33.481 --> 57:39.605 He said, he started going on about how he thought the awards were a sham, right? 57:40.346 --> 57:46.529 Because Jared Leto and 30 Seconds to Mars, they won two awards. 57:46.609 --> 57:46.889 What? 57:47.150 --> 57:55.955 They won the award for Best Rock Act, I think, and also the Best Video Award, the Video Star Award, they call it. 57:56.295 --> 57:59.077 And they were up against some videos that were quite a lot better. 57:59.617 --> 58:00.177 than their one. 58:00.197 --> 58:02.359 And they even made the comment to be fair to them. 58:02.699 --> 58:07.022 They even said, wow, this is ridiculous that we won this award compared to the other people there. 58:07.462 --> 58:14.266 Also Katy Perry, she won an award in a category where there were people who you would think might have won over her. 58:14.286 --> 58:18.549 Are you suggesting that they gave the awards to whoever bothered to turn up? 58:18.569 --> 58:22.131 Well, this was what Kanye was saying. 58:22.631 --> 58:29.355 He said, and I quote, although I've changed some of his profanity, I mean Frunglin Jared Leto. 58:29.756 --> 58:33.698 He's my boy, but he should never have won over some of those other artists. 58:34.159 --> 58:37.241 I won nothing last year, and I bought out stronger. 58:37.661 --> 58:43.385 Then this year, just because I was there, I won Best Urban Act, and this was Lil Wayne's year. 58:44.345 --> 58:44.586 Right? 58:44.606 --> 58:45.326 Do you agree with that? 58:45.446 --> 58:45.967 I agree. 58:45.987 --> 58:52.232 It's an important thing that the awards system and it's important that it stays true and uncorrupted. 58:52.393 --> 58:59.999 I love the fact that he's so outraged by the idea that an award ceremony could be somehow not reflective of what actual quality is. 59:00.720 --> 59:02.201 I mean, it's a disgrace. 59:02.281 --> 59:09.985 The standards of the world are totally crumbling when the MTV Awards don't truly reflect who the best artist in any one category might be. 59:10.565 --> 59:11.706 Kanye has a point. 59:12.166 --> 59:13.166 I agree. 59:13.567 --> 59:15.147 He was absolutely furious about it. 59:15.588 --> 59:18.169 But, you know, he still won one of the awards. 59:18.189 --> 59:18.789 What does he want? 59:19.170 --> 59:25.393 And then he was on the news talking about how lonely it is being kind of the voice of a generation. 59:26.033 --> 59:27.174 is that a problem that you have 59:56.133 --> 59:56.333 I don't 01:00:25.913 --> 01:00:26.333 brain there. 01:00:26.593 --> 01:00:31.456 Well he's got kind of Jennings style imagery hasn't he with the teddy bears and all that kind of business. 01:00:31.476 --> 01:00:32.196 Yes that's true. 01:00:32.476 --> 01:00:33.977 Soft toy he should be on to us. 01:00:34.317 --> 01:00:34.757 I know. 01:00:34.897 --> 01:00:36.278 We're in charge of the soft toys. 01:00:36.338 --> 01:00:40.440 Kanye, give us a call if you're listening Kanye. 01:00:40.540 --> 01:00:45.763 We'll catch up with your texts and emails for text the nation in a second but right now here's Florence in the Machine. 01:00:50.933 --> 01:00:52.877 What if I don't want to? 01:00:52.977 --> 01:00:53.979 But I'm using email. 01:00:54.159 --> 01:00:54.840 Is that a problem? 01:00:58.291 --> 01:01:04.733 Text the Nation Time listeners, we've been asking you to suggest... How can we put this? 01:01:04.873 --> 01:01:09.175 Films that could come out of the... that could be titled with song titles. 01:01:09.195 --> 01:01:10.716 Does that make sense? 01:01:10.756 --> 01:01:12.116 Boy, you're really making a meal out of that. 01:01:12.136 --> 01:01:13.036 I'm running out of steam. 01:01:13.056 --> 01:01:18.338 Just pick song titles that would make good films and then describe to... What would be in the film? 01:01:18.738 --> 01:01:20.159 Inspired by... I'm overly relaxed. 01:01:20.419 --> 01:01:29.686 Inspired by the film My Best Friend's Girl, which I assumed was inspired by the Cars song of the same name, which we played earlier on in the show. 01:01:30.106 --> 01:01:30.347 Right. 01:01:30.487 --> 01:01:32.368 So what kind of things are people suggesting? 01:01:32.829 --> 01:01:36.872 Ryan Insultford is saying, coming to a theatre near you, how soon is now? 01:01:37.452 --> 01:01:38.772 Right, the Smith's track. 01:01:39.532 --> 01:01:45.153 A time-travelling teen comedy about a shy teenager who uses time manipulation to try and get a date. 01:01:45.454 --> 01:01:46.234 That's nice! 01:01:46.534 --> 01:01:48.934 That's very good, it's a straight, it's a sensible idea. 01:01:49.194 --> 01:01:49.394 Yeah. 01:01:49.474 --> 01:01:50.535 That's actually feasible. 01:01:50.915 --> 01:01:56.196 You know, it could have the same kind of feel as a Donnie Darko or something, you know. 01:01:56.276 --> 01:01:56.576 Right. 01:01:56.676 --> 01:01:59.756 Because I can imagine that track is very atmospheric. 01:01:59.836 --> 01:02:02.997 It could be labelled on the DVD box, the new Donnie Darko. 01:02:04.017 --> 01:02:05.839 Yeah, this year's Donnie Darko. 01:02:05.859 --> 01:02:10.603 And if you could get Ricky Gervais to say that, you've got a double whammy quote for your box there. 01:02:11.224 --> 01:02:13.345 The new Donnie Darko, Ricky Gervais. 01:02:13.766 --> 01:02:15.487 Wham, wham, double whammy. 01:02:15.688 --> 01:02:22.734 Tom in Lancaster suggests Supergrass is Richard III, which is an interesting sort of self-defeating suggestion. 01:02:23.234 --> 01:02:31.078 But at the same time, I think he's hoping that younger members of the audience, when they hear Richard III, think Supergrass before they think Shakespeare. 01:02:31.338 --> 01:02:31.598 Yeah. 01:02:31.618 --> 01:02:37.641 So if you put Danny and Gaz in it and on the poster, you might get some more kids paying attention to Shakespeare. 01:02:37.901 --> 01:02:39.461 Plus, it is one of the best songs ever written. 01:02:39.541 --> 01:02:51.247 Actually, I failed to read Tom's text, which says a postmodern adaptation of the Shakespeare play in which the king descends into madness after continually suffering derision from his family regarding the cockney rhyming slang take on his name. 01:02:52.167 --> 01:02:53.388 Bracket's turd. 01:02:54.769 --> 01:02:55.869 Says Tom in Lancaster. 01:02:57.911 --> 01:02:58.171 Tom? 01:02:58.191 --> 01:02:59.672 That's a good idea, Tom. 01:02:59.872 --> 01:03:00.372 Well done. 01:03:00.772 --> 01:03:03.574 Emily in Streatham Hill says, how about a film called Man in the Mirror? 01:03:04.534 --> 01:03:14.820 Right, the Michael Jackson song with the protagonist being preached at by an insufferable self-righteous version of himself every time he passes a reflective surface, being at a toaster or pond. 01:03:15.240 --> 01:03:17.702 The thing is, our hero is actually an okay guy. 01:03:18.422 --> 01:03:22.026 Is she talking about Jaco here or the hero of this film? 01:03:22.786 --> 01:03:23.987 I think it could be either. 01:03:24.027 --> 01:03:24.888 Jaco could be in it. 01:03:25.329 --> 01:03:28.231 He's available quite, you know, cheaply at the moment. 01:03:28.331 --> 01:03:29.553 Yet to sell Neverland. 01:03:29.873 --> 01:03:30.734 I know it's terrible. 01:03:30.754 --> 01:03:31.174 How is that? 01:03:31.254 --> 01:03:32.075 That's not right. 01:03:33.416 --> 01:03:36.499 Last time, last ride on the rollercoaster. 01:03:36.799 --> 01:03:39.762 Shaped like my face, everyone. 01:03:39.982 --> 01:03:41.083 Is it shaped like his face? 01:03:41.124 --> 01:03:42.385 I'm imagining that it must be. 01:03:43.359 --> 01:03:44.060 That's a shame. 01:03:44.600 --> 01:03:45.281 That's a good idea. 01:03:45.301 --> 01:03:45.781 Good idea, though. 01:03:45.801 --> 01:03:46.021 Think? 01:03:46.582 --> 01:03:46.762 Yeah. 01:03:47.702 --> 01:03:48.343 Well done, Emily. 01:03:48.383 --> 01:03:49.103 Here's another one. 01:03:49.944 --> 01:03:51.645 Love to Burn by Neil Young. 01:03:52.246 --> 01:03:59.431 A hard-hitting Mike Lee film about a young fireman that keeps jeopardizing his job through his seemingly uncontrollable pyromania. 01:04:00.232 --> 01:04:03.995 He's eventually cured when he meets a young woman who seems to love more than fire. 01:04:04.665 --> 01:04:05.285 or does he? 01:04:06.867 --> 01:04:15.792 There's a film, one of the worst films ever made, it's called Pyromaniacs, a love story with Kevin Bacon and it's spectacularly bad. 01:04:15.872 --> 01:04:16.913 And Kyra Sedgwick. 01:04:17.434 --> 01:04:18.854 Amazingly misjudged. 01:04:18.894 --> 01:04:20.736 And they start fires, don't they? 01:04:20.816 --> 01:04:28.561 And its suit takes itself really seriously and it's trying to be edgy and crazy and the cutting's all crazy and it's trying to be stylistically adventurous. 01:04:28.781 --> 01:04:29.862 It's a disaster. 01:04:30.282 --> 01:04:32.022 What's up with late night television now and again? 01:04:32.042 --> 01:04:34.923 Yeah, whenever it comes on, I just can't believe what I'm watching. 01:04:35.543 --> 01:04:36.604 What is this? 01:04:37.264 --> 01:04:37.904 It's incredible. 01:04:38.024 --> 01:04:38.584 It's weird, isn't it? 01:04:38.604 --> 01:04:41.065 Because they're both very talented actors. 01:04:41.205 --> 01:04:43.185 Yeah, I'm sure one day we'll make a film like that. 01:04:43.205 --> 01:04:44.105 I can't wait. 01:04:44.165 --> 01:04:47.566 It's supposed to be good, but it's a completely misguided disaster. 01:04:47.626 --> 01:04:48.166 It's actually a disgrace. 01:04:48.587 --> 01:04:49.847 Overreach is grotesquely. 01:04:50.387 --> 01:04:55.052 So there we go, keep those coming in, we'll maybe visit Texanation once more before the end of the show. 01:04:55.513 --> 01:05:05.804 Now here's a track, this is a free play for you listeners, one of Frank Zappa's drummers, the original drummer from the Mothers of Invention, Jimmy Carl Black, died earlier this week. 01:05:06.245 --> 01:05:10.790 So this is a little tribute to Jimmy Carl, and it's a track called Status Back Baby. 01:05:11.030 --> 01:05:28.028 North American scum by LCD sound system, young Americans the world over are quite excited about the prospect of no longer being figures of hate and, you know, being refiled by the rest of the world, now that they've got Barrack in charge of the whole shooting match, as it were. 01:05:28.989 --> 01:05:34.590 Uh, Katy Perry was wearing her Obama shirt, uh, dress, rather, at the MTV Awards. 01:05:34.690 --> 01:05:35.710 An Obama dress? 01:05:35.910 --> 01:05:36.211 Yeah. 01:05:36.371 --> 01:05:36.811 It was big. 01:05:36.831 --> 01:05:37.611 What does that look like? 01:05:37.791 --> 01:05:44.492 It was, uh, yellow, it had sequins, and it employed sequins to describe the face of the new leader. 01:05:44.752 --> 01:05:45.332 On the front? 01:05:45.832 --> 01:05:47.573 On the front, yep, yep, yep. 01:05:47.713 --> 01:05:48.833 On the tummy area? 01:05:49.173 --> 01:05:52.194 Uh, right over her breast hole and tummy zone. 01:05:52.714 --> 01:05:52.954 Right. 01:05:53.014 --> 01:05:56.715 And on the back, there was some writing I couldn't, uh, make out what it said. 01:05:57.255 --> 01:05:57.435 Right. 01:05:58.955 --> 01:06:03.899 And 30 seconds from Mars, we're wearing Obama t-shirts as well. 01:06:04.680 --> 01:06:04.960 Right. 01:06:05.100 --> 01:06:13.467 So, and they, I think she said at one point, it's so great that you guys voted for Obama, or that we voted for Obama. 01:06:13.888 --> 01:06:15.329 Now people won't hate us anymore. 01:06:15.749 --> 01:06:18.391 And I was thinking, don't get ahead of yourself, Kate. 01:06:19.152 --> 01:06:20.593 Well, you're not ready to stop the hate. 01:06:21.214 --> 01:06:22.595 You're holding your hate in reserve. 01:06:22.815 --> 01:06:26.298 Well, I'm going to keep hating you for parts of it and you change your behavior. 01:06:26.918 --> 01:06:28.479 Scrappy-doo! 01:06:28.919 --> 01:06:31.840 You're insane, I hate you! 01:06:32.240 --> 01:06:39.522 Last time we threw to the news I got one of the news readers' names wrong and I do apologise, I said Caroline and Victoria. 01:06:39.562 --> 01:06:40.843 You idiot. 01:06:41.443 --> 01:06:41.803 Awful. 01:06:42.646 --> 01:06:44.528 Uh, so this time I'm gonna do it right. 01:06:44.808 --> 01:06:49.211 And I tell you what, I'm gonna jab myself in the thigh as a punishment with this baro. 01:06:49.231 --> 01:06:49.852 With this baro. 01:06:50.152 --> 01:06:50.252 Ow. 01:06:50.492 --> 01:06:51.513 Ooh, look at that, he's doing it. 01:06:51.533 --> 01:06:52.334 That did actually hurt. 01:06:52.354 --> 01:06:52.774 Yeah, I bet. 01:06:53.214 --> 01:06:53.995 I liked it. 01:06:54.916 --> 01:06:57.397 Uh, here's Claire and Victoria reading the news. 01:06:57.718 --> 01:07:00.360 That's, uh, the Pet Shop Boys with... What's that called? 01:07:00.380 --> 01:07:01.120 West End Girls. 01:07:01.461 --> 01:07:03.162 Yeah, I've forgotten it so long ago. 01:07:03.182 --> 01:07:06.564 Um, here, let's listen to that Fiona Bruce clip again. 01:07:06.625 --> 01:07:07.305 Can we please? 01:07:07.325 --> 01:07:12.229 Hi, I'm Fiona Bruce, and I'm a presenter of the news and the Antiques Rocha, and I heard your songs. 01:07:12.856 --> 01:07:16.587 And I thought they were brilliant, especially the reference to Holly Hawks in the Antiques Roadshow one. 01:07:16.707 --> 01:07:17.108 Who knows? 01:07:17.659 --> 01:07:19.280 could have a new Christmas hit. 01:07:19.641 --> 01:07:21.462 An unexpected Christmas hit on her hands. 01:07:21.563 --> 01:07:22.443 I think they're great. 01:07:22.844 --> 01:07:23.284 Well done. 01:07:23.845 --> 01:07:30.651 The way she laughs when she says hit makes it so clear she knows there isn't a Snowballs chance in hell of us ever having a hit. 01:07:30.791 --> 01:07:31.311 Obviously. 01:07:31.331 --> 01:07:31.632 Obviously. 01:07:31.692 --> 01:07:33.533 She liked the Hollyhocks though. 01:07:33.773 --> 01:07:34.935 She liked the Hollyhocks reference. 01:07:35.935 --> 01:07:37.897 She just liked the Flowers Hollyhocks, do you think? 01:07:38.278 --> 01:07:41.140 Well, I think maybe... is it... where did you get the idea for...? 01:07:41.160 --> 01:07:42.862 Because it rhymed with Albert Docks. 01:07:43.462 --> 01:07:43.842 Right. 01:07:44.123 --> 01:07:45.924 Whatever the next lame rhyme was. 01:07:46.085 --> 01:07:51.630 It does seem to be a kind of a, um, typically antiques roadshow type type of a flower. 01:07:51.750 --> 01:07:52.130 Yes. 01:07:52.470 --> 01:07:54.432 She's older than us, Bruce, you know. 01:07:54.452 --> 01:07:54.512 Mmm. 01:07:55.153 --> 01:07:56.834 She was 64. 01:07:56.995 --> 01:07:59.657 It's very, uh, vulgar to talk about a woman's age. 01:07:59.677 --> 01:08:00.158 A lady's age. 01:08:00.198 --> 01:08:04.441 I know, but I'm amazed is the thing, because she's so attractive and well-preserved and sexy. 01:08:04.562 --> 01:08:06.824 She is very sexy and intelligent. 01:08:06.844 --> 01:08:07.364 She's a sexy woman. 01:08:08.525 --> 01:08:14.331 When she, at the beginning of Antiques Roadshow, they now do a little sort of VT package about the location where they're in. 01:08:14.792 --> 01:08:16.614 Like they were in Leeds Castle the other week. 01:08:17.455 --> 01:08:23.060 And she sort of wonders, she drifts through the halls like a beautiful leaf being blown by the wind. 01:08:23.180 --> 01:08:23.941 She certainly is. 01:08:23.981 --> 01:08:26.384 And she leans against various polished tables. 01:08:26.464 --> 01:08:27.325 Lucky tables. 01:08:27.765 --> 01:08:29.526 and tells you about the history. 01:08:30.006 --> 01:08:31.146 I don't know why I'm telling you this. 01:08:31.347 --> 01:08:32.207 Well, to turn me on. 01:08:32.747 --> 01:08:34.548 I'm just thinking about it. 01:08:35.728 --> 01:08:37.689 Oh, does she actually still read the news on the TV? 01:08:37.709 --> 01:08:38.630 Sure she does. 01:08:38.890 --> 01:08:40.851 She outrages my dad every time she does so. 01:08:40.891 --> 01:08:41.051 Why? 01:08:41.071 --> 01:08:43.972 Because according to my dad, she puts too much emotion into it. 01:08:44.292 --> 01:08:45.272 Too much emotion? 01:08:45.332 --> 01:08:48.374 He likes the news to be cold and emotionless. 01:08:48.414 --> 01:08:49.154 Exactly, yeah. 01:08:49.194 --> 01:08:52.655 Right, like if it was read by a robot Nazi, that's what he was like. 01:08:53.016 --> 01:08:55.437 Now you're making a little leap there. 01:08:56.697 --> 01:08:57.298 Just a little one. 01:08:57.598 --> 01:08:58.098 Little hop. 01:08:58.298 --> 01:08:58.719 To the left. 01:08:58.779 --> 01:08:59.199 To the right. 01:08:59.439 --> 01:09:02.221 You know Adam, I think the news would be a lot better. 01:09:02.441 --> 01:09:07.184 If it was read by some kind of mechanical Nazi, that would really cheer me up. 01:09:07.264 --> 01:09:09.245 Why can't the BBC spend some money? 01:09:09.825 --> 01:09:10.766 And your argument is? 01:09:11.887 --> 01:09:12.587 He doesn't listen. 01:09:12.687 --> 01:09:12.987 Listen. 01:09:13.007 --> 01:09:15.289 It's not like your father's not a Nazi. 01:09:15.449 --> 01:09:16.830 No, he doesn't even like robot Nazis. 01:09:16.850 --> 01:09:18.171 He doesn't even like the Nazis. 01:09:19.732 --> 01:09:21.836 Listen, what about this £20 note? 01:09:22.437 --> 01:09:24.540 Shall I give it... But what do you think, listeners? 01:09:24.560 --> 01:09:26.162 Shall I give Adam Back his £20? 01:09:26.703 --> 01:09:31.351 We found out, though, that there was not exactly cajoling from our producer. 01:09:32.352 --> 01:09:33.955 Well, you... Right, carry on. 01:09:34.415 --> 01:09:40.040 But a member of the Antiques Roadshow team was aware of the songs, right? 01:09:40.560 --> 01:09:44.103 But it took a little cajoling to get Fiona Bruce to record that. 01:09:44.123 --> 01:09:50.248 Our producer, James, went to Fiona Bruce, and she was very happy to record that, but she was asked to record it. 01:09:50.528 --> 01:09:50.769 Yeah. 01:09:51.569 --> 01:09:53.111 So I think you should have your 20 back. 01:09:53.231 --> 01:09:53.751 No, listen. 01:09:54.031 --> 01:09:54.712 Go on. 01:09:54.732 --> 01:09:55.913 Buy something for the kids. 01:09:55.993 --> 01:09:56.433 Okay, thanks. 01:09:56.493 --> 01:09:57.034 Give it to Pudsey. 01:09:57.134 --> 01:09:57.434 No, no. 01:09:58.055 --> 01:09:58.515 You know what? 01:09:58.795 --> 01:09:59.976 I am going to give it to Pudsey. 01:09:59.996 --> 01:10:00.677 Give it to Pudsey. 01:10:00.717 --> 01:10:02.138 Let's both give it to Pudsey. 01:10:02.358 --> 01:10:03.759 Take that, how much did they give? 01:10:03.799 --> 01:10:04.800 A quarter of a million. 01:10:04.840 --> 01:10:05.621 How much did we give? 01:10:05.641 --> 01:10:05.621 £20. 01:10:06.121 --> 01:10:10.125 That's a quarter of our personal fortunes combined. 01:10:10.265 --> 01:10:10.706 Exactly. 01:10:10.726 --> 01:10:13.808 We did get an email from a gentleman called Rob Sandon. 01:10:14.489 --> 01:10:17.111 He says, first off, well done on Song Wars last week. 01:10:17.372 --> 01:10:20.935 I'm emailing you to let you know that Adam was wrong. 01:10:21.395 --> 01:10:24.256 about no one connected with the Antiques Roadshow listening to your show. 01:10:24.596 --> 01:10:30.797 My dad is one of the ceramics and glass experts on the Roadshow and he loved Joe's song last week. 01:10:31.097 --> 01:10:34.038 He also enjoyed some of the previous song wars that I've played to him. 01:10:34.398 --> 01:10:39.499 I often have your show on in the morning whilst making breakfast and I think it's safe to say that he enjoys what he hears of it. 01:10:39.819 --> 01:10:40.840 Well there you have it. 01:10:41.580 --> 01:10:46.461 And of course that would be Henry Sandin who's the ceramics expert on Antiques Roadshow. 01:10:46.601 --> 01:10:47.101 Good one. 01:10:47.181 --> 01:10:48.162 So I give it back. 01:10:48.622 --> 01:10:51.763 Pudsy, you're not having the 20, I want it back. 01:10:52.684 --> 01:10:53.924 Are you seriously taking that? 01:10:53.964 --> 01:10:54.785 No, Pudsy can have it. 01:10:54.825 --> 01:10:56.305 As long as it does go to Pudsy. 01:10:56.886 --> 01:10:58.246 Your children are in need though, aren't they? 01:10:58.506 --> 01:10:58.967 Yes. 01:10:58.987 --> 01:10:59.687 Of new toys. 01:10:59.787 --> 01:11:00.627 No, let's give it to Pudsy. 01:11:00.647 --> 01:11:02.288 I'm handing it over to our producer James. 01:11:02.628 --> 01:11:03.849 Will you make sure it gets to Pudsy? 01:11:04.409 --> 01:11:07.151 If you don't, I mean, you'll get more than fired. 01:11:07.191 --> 01:11:10.173 You will get burned at the stake in the big British castle. 01:11:10.193 --> 01:11:13.535 We'll do some more Texanations in a moment, after some music. 01:11:13.895 --> 01:11:18.358 Here is, oh yes, now this is one of the tracks that Richard Ioware, they did a very good video for. 01:11:18.438 --> 01:11:23.741 Cape Cod Kwasa Kwasa, he did kind of a John Hughes tribute video. 01:11:23.761 --> 01:11:24.281 Do you know what I mean? 01:11:24.301 --> 01:11:28.204 Like an 80s style video for Vampire Weekend. 01:11:28.484 --> 01:11:31.867 That's a little Antiques Roadshow type hops, a chord action there. 01:11:31.887 --> 01:11:36.450 It was at the end of Cape Cod Quasiquasa by Vampire Weekend. 01:11:36.951 --> 01:11:43.856 Joe, do you have any strong feelings, one way or the other, about the horrible advert? 01:11:43.916 --> 01:11:45.457 You're prejudicing my feelings slightly. 01:11:45.477 --> 01:11:47.879 I'm spinning the question a little bit, aren't I? 01:11:48.280 --> 01:11:52.023 The horrible advert with the chocolate man. 01:11:52.583 --> 01:11:53.644 wandering around. 01:11:53.664 --> 01:11:55.384 Oh, that hasn't been on for a while though, has it? 01:11:55.505 --> 01:11:58.446 That's for a deodorant or something peculiar. 01:11:58.766 --> 01:12:02.168 It's like if you put the deodorant on, you're as delicious as chocolate. 01:12:02.208 --> 01:12:04.209 Irresistible as chocolate, yes. 01:12:04.229 --> 01:12:07.951 Now you've got a general problem with sort of sludgy fluids in adverts. 01:12:08.491 --> 01:12:09.932 Right, people getting messy. 01:12:10.632 --> 01:12:11.213 Oh, that's true. 01:12:11.293 --> 01:12:14.596 Yeah, like the woman who eats cornflakes out of the man's hood. 01:12:15.076 --> 01:12:16.417 No, I don't like that one. 01:12:16.658 --> 01:12:22.123 And the one with the lady sat in the car and she's so ravenous for the flakes that she just pours the milk and everything. 01:12:22.143 --> 01:12:24.465 There was a spate of them last year or a couple of years ago. 01:12:24.485 --> 01:12:25.205 Gah, horrible. 01:12:25.226 --> 01:12:33.813 The worst one was, there was one I think for some instant soup drink where they were making cocktails out of the instant soup. 01:12:33.873 --> 01:12:34.514 Right, I remember. 01:12:34.594 --> 01:12:37.716 Oh, no, they were giving it to runners, weren't they, in a marathon? 01:12:37.756 --> 01:12:38.337 That was another one. 01:12:38.357 --> 01:12:40.078 And the runners were just splashing super over. 01:12:40.098 --> 01:12:42.299 Splashing all over their... Ugh, horrible. 01:12:42.360 --> 01:12:44.021 But this one's a bit like that, isn't it? 01:12:44.241 --> 01:12:53.748 Well, it's similarly revolting, but it goes a step further by creating this man entirely from chocolate, and he's got an insane fixed grin on his face, you know. 01:12:54.948 --> 01:13:05.273 Like every other part of his body is mobile and he can use it normally but his face for some reason is just fixed in this horrible rictus, you know, grinning rictus. 01:13:06.094 --> 01:13:16.279 And he wanders around and at one point he breaks off his nose and he sprinkles the chocolaty nose over the ice creams of two women who then eat it. 01:13:16.479 --> 01:13:17.559 They like it. 01:13:19.460 --> 01:13:26.126 Someone runs past, they bust his arm off, they pull his whole limb off and, you know, he wobbles around a little bit, he doesn't mind about it. 01:13:26.627 --> 01:13:37.497 And then later when he's on the bus, a lady bites a chunk of his buttocks off and she's then pictured looking sheepish with chocolate all over her face. 01:13:38.077 --> 01:13:40.940 I mean, it's got to be one of the most offensive ads. 01:13:41.080 --> 01:13:41.941 Why is it offensive? 01:13:42.501 --> 01:13:47.963 Well, because, you know, it's offensive to see a person dismembered and then eaten. 01:13:48.463 --> 01:13:53.125 And the thing is that they've asked me, and you might say that I'm taking this too seriously, right? 01:13:53.885 --> 01:13:54.565 But I'm not. 01:13:57.666 --> 01:13:58.867 I was lucky I didn't say that. 01:13:58.987 --> 01:13:59.587 Exactly. 01:13:59.967 --> 01:14:07.291 Because what they're asking us to do in the ad is to invest in the notion that this is a real person made of chocolate, right? 01:14:07.351 --> 01:14:12.494 And they've convincingly put across that notion, right, to the extent that I do believe it. 01:14:12.975 --> 01:14:20.399 And then to see that person dismembered, not only that, but ripping parts of his own body off and feeding them to people, 01:14:21.019 --> 01:14:25.484 There's a there's there's a hollowness and shallowness to everyone involved because the man's hollow. 01:14:25.544 --> 01:14:25.884 Is he? 01:14:25.924 --> 01:14:26.585 He's not. 01:14:26.625 --> 01:14:27.225 Solid chocolate. 01:14:27.285 --> 01:14:27.546 Is he? 01:14:27.706 --> 01:14:27.866 Yeah. 01:14:28.086 --> 01:14:28.226 Yeah. 01:14:28.567 --> 01:14:29.308 That's the other thing. 01:14:29.588 --> 01:14:31.350 You'd expect a person like that to be hollow. 01:14:31.550 --> 01:14:31.750 Yeah. 01:14:31.830 --> 01:14:33.011 Well, they usually are, aren't they? 01:14:33.031 --> 01:14:33.932 Chocolate Santas. 01:14:33.952 --> 01:14:34.473 They're hollow. 01:14:34.673 --> 01:14:35.113 Certainly. 01:14:35.133 --> 01:14:38.617 Because when you break the nose off, the bits go inside and rattle around. 01:14:38.757 --> 01:14:40.538 Otherwise it's not economically viable. 01:14:40.578 --> 01:14:42.618 Yeah, you can have a solid chocolate or something like that. 01:14:42.678 --> 01:14:47.039 This guy is solid chocolate and he's being dismembered and eaten for our pleasure. 01:14:47.379 --> 01:14:49.160 It's patronising to women as well. 01:14:49.260 --> 01:14:49.800 Very patronising. 01:14:49.840 --> 01:14:52.741 Like they go crazy for chocolate because they like chocolates. 01:14:52.961 --> 01:14:53.221 Right. 01:14:53.341 --> 01:14:53.901 More than men. 01:14:53.961 --> 01:14:54.721 Can that really work? 01:14:54.801 --> 01:14:58.002 I actually use that brand of deodorant but different flavours. 01:14:58.222 --> 01:14:59.002 Really? 01:14:59.303 --> 01:14:59.923 What brand is it? 01:14:59.943 --> 01:15:00.803 Don't say it. 01:15:01.123 --> 01:15:04.224 It's the one named after the... We name lots of brands. 01:15:04.244 --> 01:15:04.564 Go on then. 01:15:04.664 --> 01:15:04.924 Links. 01:15:06.324 --> 01:15:07.885 Links is for teenagers. 01:15:08.445 --> 01:15:09.225 Not the roll-on. 01:15:09.786 --> 01:15:11.066 Stinks, they call it. 01:15:11.086 --> 01:15:11.886 It's wicked. 01:15:12.207 --> 01:15:13.247 It's for jazz. 01:15:13.287 --> 01:15:14.747 It's wiggle-waggles. 01:15:14.948 --> 01:15:15.368 I like it. 01:15:15.588 --> 01:15:23.151 Personally, there are many other deodorants available, but one of the Lynx brands smells like chocolate, apparently, because women are so enamored by chocolate. 01:15:23.191 --> 01:15:23.431 Right. 01:15:23.891 --> 01:15:27.113 Then, as you said, they would find you irresistible like a big chocolate man. 01:15:27.133 --> 01:15:28.014 Maybe it works. 01:15:28.374 --> 01:15:32.797 But if you were wearing it, why wouldn't you just get a Mars bar and use that as a roll-on? 01:15:32.817 --> 01:15:33.498 Well, exactly. 01:15:33.938 --> 01:15:36.760 Get one of those big, chunky, family-sized Mars bars. 01:15:36.840 --> 01:15:40.383 And then a woman would be within her rights to lick it off you. 01:15:40.523 --> 01:15:40.983 Exactly. 01:15:41.123 --> 01:15:42.524 Like a bit of fun food fun. 01:15:43.385 --> 01:15:45.786 You know, that's fine, but why would they be attractive? 01:15:45.987 --> 01:15:54.931 So if you were wearing the deodorant and it was really doing its job, would you expect women to come up and, like, bite your nails off and just eat your bogeys and things? 01:15:54.951 --> 01:15:56.152 That's what I'm going to do tonight. 01:15:56.893 --> 01:16:06.338 I'm going to rub chocolate in my armpits and sprinkle some cocoa powder, dust myself with it instead of aftershave, have a smarty necklace. 01:16:09.040 --> 01:16:10.361 And the women are going to be all over me. 01:16:10.401 --> 01:16:11.862 Sounds like filthy slang, doesn't it? 01:16:12.302 --> 01:16:14.184 Anyway, I just had to get that off my chest. 01:16:14.604 --> 01:16:16.166 Thank you very much for sharing. 01:16:16.646 --> 01:16:18.067 Here's some more music now, listeners. 01:16:18.107 --> 01:16:19.569 This is Feist with my moon man. 01:16:19.789 --> 01:16:20.269 Who was that then? 01:16:20.870 --> 01:16:23.432 Feist, a lady from the iPod ad. 01:16:23.772 --> 01:16:28.056 Okay, we're going to do some tax donations very quickly as well, nearly at the end of the show. 01:16:28.697 --> 01:16:30.658 You were to explain it again, because I can't do it. 01:16:31.059 --> 01:16:36.103 We were asking you for song titles that would make good films, and we were asking you what those films might be like. 01:16:36.283 --> 01:16:41.968 Dan Roberts suggests Orinoco Flow, a gang of Wombles are forced to learn how to street dance in order to save their set. 01:16:42.228 --> 01:16:42.889 Very nice. 01:16:42.989 --> 01:16:43.249 Yeah. 01:16:43.850 --> 01:16:44.731 Uh, Jenny Penny. 01:16:45.411 --> 01:16:48.074 Uh, Franz Ferdinand with Well That Was Easy. 01:16:48.134 --> 01:16:50.956 The world is in peril with global warming, war, famine and disease. 01:16:51.336 --> 01:16:53.458 The three children set out to solve the problems. 01:16:53.759 --> 01:16:54.940 They find a button in the woods. 01:16:55.180 --> 01:16:55.720 They press it. 01:16:56.041 --> 01:16:56.921 Everything is solved. 01:16:59.243 --> 01:17:00.304 That's a short film, though. 01:17:00.324 --> 01:17:00.965 Yeah, it's good, though. 01:17:01.085 --> 01:17:01.325 Yeah. 01:17:01.485 --> 01:17:05.528 Anthony Brown, everybody's got something to hide except me and my monkey by the Beatles. 01:17:05.588 --> 01:17:06.209 Good idea. 01:17:06.229 --> 01:17:18.718 A movie about an openly gay monkey and its gay owner both battling the prejudices of living in a frosty daily male-reading neighbourhood, monkey perhaps flamboyantly gay and big and into waistcoats, later available as plush toy, think of the cash, begins to star as keeper or monkey, haven't decided yet. 01:17:18.738 --> 01:17:19.299 Who's that from? 01:17:19.339 --> 01:17:19.939 That's brilliant. 01:17:20.059 --> 01:17:20.740 Anthony Brown. 01:17:20.820 --> 01:17:21.801 Some of these are really good. 01:17:21.921 --> 01:17:23.162 Oh, he's kind of running out of time on it. 01:17:24.443 --> 01:17:43.592 Tom and Julie in Amsterdam suggest the more you ignore me the closer I get by Morrissey creepy film big mouth strikes again follow up to the film big mouth starring Sara Bernhardt where the unlikely Bernhardt where the unlikely female comedian gets into a number of scrapes catching things in her gigantic mouth with humorous consequences says 01:17:43.692 --> 01:17:45.914 This Smith's titles are good for this. 01:17:45.934 --> 01:17:46.875 A friendly blob is a good idea. 01:17:59.307 --> 01:18:00.947 Anything by Sufjan Stevens would work. 01:18:01.007 --> 01:18:06.909 How about, quote, they are night zombies, they are neighbours, they've come back from the dead, R, which is the title of one of his tracks. 01:18:07.329 --> 01:18:14.750 It could be about the cast of an Australian soap, returning from the dead, wreaking havoc on the cast of their rival Aussie soaps, Home and Away, Heartbreak High and Shortland Street. 01:18:15.250 --> 01:18:17.851 Dear God the Humanity, Sarah, drinking tea. 01:18:18.271 --> 01:18:18.731 Very good. 01:18:18.811 --> 01:18:21.032 Thank you very much to everyone who would like to email us about that. 01:18:21.052 --> 01:18:21.532 There were lots more. 01:18:21.552 --> 01:18:22.932 Sorry we didn't have time to read them out. 01:18:23.192 --> 01:18:23.792 We fudged it. 01:18:23.852 --> 01:18:26.213 Sometimes text-to-nation gets away from you a little bit, you know? 01:18:26.273 --> 01:18:27.113 It's just one of those things. 01:18:27.373 --> 01:18:35.239 But thanks to everyone who's emailed and texted today, if you're listening to this show again and nothing for you to interact with, actually. 01:18:35.319 --> 01:18:35.719 Interwac. 01:18:35.759 --> 01:18:36.260 Interwac. 01:18:36.880 --> 01:18:37.941 Are you awkward, actually? 01:18:37.961 --> 01:18:38.061 Yes. 01:18:38.161 --> 01:18:41.904 Here we go home and go to sleep. 01:18:41.964 --> 01:18:44.906 Hey folks, do stay tuned for Liz Kershaw. 01:18:45.947 --> 01:18:51.131 If you're coming along to the BFI Southbank later on for the screening of Steve Barron's film Choke. 01:18:51.151 --> 01:18:51.471 Steve! 01:18:51.731 --> 01:18:52.112 Steve! 01:18:52.452 --> 01:18:53.373 That's a good idea. 01:18:53.553 --> 01:18:55.334 Someone could shout out Steven for Steve Barron. 01:18:56.536 --> 01:18:58.697 I'll let you know if that happens. 01:18:58.777 --> 01:19:00.639 Screening starts at 3.50 if you want to come along. 01:19:00.839 --> 01:19:07.625 Don't forget you can listen to this show again via the iPlayer or listen again on the website and there'll be a podcast of the highlights available from about 5pm tonight. 01:19:08.306 --> 01:19:09.627 We'll be back same time next week. 01:19:09.647 --> 01:19:12.810 Until then, here's Soft Cell and goodbye. 01:19:12.830 --> 01:19:13.470 No, no, no. 01:19:13.550 --> 01:19:17.333 It's Double Barrel by Dave and Ansel Collins because Soft Cell was too long. 01:19:17.353 --> 01:19:18.294 We'll play that another time. 01:19:18.775 --> 01:19:19.235 Have a good week. 01:19:19.275 --> 01:19:19.495 Bye. 01:19:19.515 --> 01:19:19.575 Bye.