WEBVTT 00:03.393 --> 00:04.514 What is going on in there? 00:04.534 --> 00:12.562 That's the JB's fooling around with the man, with the president, with the pipe fitter, with the funky prince of Bel Air. 00:13.042 --> 00:13.583 Who's that? 00:13.803 --> 00:15.004 James Brown. 00:15.024 --> 00:16.286 Oh, they're having a terrific time. 00:16.606 --> 00:23.032 They're having an absolutely great party there, although they all would have been fined by James. 00:24.053 --> 00:24.754 For misbehaving. 00:24.774 --> 00:26.555 For misbehaving for going too far at the party. 00:26.575 --> 00:26.835 Right. 00:26.955 --> 00:28.517 Is that what the kind of thing he used to do? 00:28.897 --> 00:29.317 Definitely. 00:29.337 --> 00:30.558 He would fine you for anything. 00:30.719 --> 00:31.119 Litter. 00:32.040 --> 00:33.441 He's a harsh disciplinarian. 00:33.481 --> 00:34.382 Dropping your H's. 00:34.782 --> 00:35.523 Like Hucknall. 00:36.203 --> 00:36.844 Is Hucknall? 00:37.044 --> 00:42.989 Well, there are certain people in the music business that have a reputation for dominating their bands. 00:43.069 --> 00:46.952 Like Hucknall famously owned all the rights to all the Simply Read songs. 00:46.992 --> 00:50.034 If you played in his band, you were just a for hire backing band. 00:50.695 --> 00:52.857 Don't get any ideas about getting any of the limelight. 00:53.217 --> 00:53.777 Do you know what I mean? 00:53.878 --> 00:54.258 Yeah, sure. 00:54.298 --> 00:55.659 And Brown is similar. 00:55.679 --> 00:56.319 Is he? 00:56.359 --> 00:57.860 He keeps his backing band in line. 00:57.980 --> 00:59.781 Yeah, well, you know, he had a tight band there. 01:00.002 --> 01:05.965 I mean, not for nothing, but they were absolutely the tightest, you know, group going because he was hard with them. 01:06.146 --> 01:06.566 He was. 01:07.266 --> 01:10.648 With Pee Wee and with all the rest of the team. 01:10.688 --> 01:11.129 You've got it. 01:11.229 --> 01:16.492 If you're going to have a successful band, it's important for the front man to keep the troops disciplined. 01:16.833 --> 01:18.794 That's how Johnny Borrell in Razorlight does it. 01:18.974 --> 01:19.614 Do you think so? 01:19.794 --> 01:21.976 Yeah, he's a very harsh taskmaster. 01:22.296 --> 01:24.377 What kind of thing would he do to the rest of the band? 01:24.397 --> 01:25.358 Show him his nipples. 01:26.278 --> 01:27.919 Right, by ripping his shirt open. 01:28.479 --> 01:32.922 No, look, I'm going to show you my nipples, unless you step into line. 01:33.142 --> 01:34.663 That's also what Chris Martin does. 01:34.903 --> 01:35.183 Is it? 01:35.303 --> 01:37.384 And that's why he's formalised it with the military. 01:37.404 --> 01:40.406 Chris Martin just, like, feels his hands in the air and goes... 01:40.966 --> 01:43.888 as if he's doing a pretend bullet time in The Matrix. 01:43.928 --> 01:47.630 Do you think he's a crier when he gets angry and frustrated with the band? 01:47.911 --> 01:48.191 Yes. 01:48.591 --> 01:49.131 Do you think so? 01:49.211 --> 01:49.472 Yes. 01:50.752 --> 01:52.353 Like, what sort of sobbing would he do? 01:53.094 --> 01:56.056 Would he try and hold it in or would it just be uncontrolled sobbing? 01:56.256 --> 01:57.096 Uncontrolled sobbing. 01:59.998 --> 02:01.739 Please do what I want. 02:02.039 --> 02:04.220 Please, will you agree with me? 02:04.380 --> 02:05.581 That's Martin through and through. 02:05.601 --> 02:06.101 You reckon? 02:06.461 --> 02:06.761 Yeah. 02:07.281 --> 02:09.362 I think this is a good idea. 02:09.382 --> 02:10.883 What have you done? 02:10.903 --> 02:12.264 You're just the drummer. 02:12.324 --> 02:14.525 It's constantly like that in Coldplay's studio. 02:15.665 --> 02:16.466 I can't believe it is. 02:16.586 --> 02:17.066 Surely not. 02:17.806 --> 02:18.867 Hey, this is Adam and Joe. 02:19.087 --> 02:19.627 Good morning. 02:19.828 --> 02:20.208 Welcome. 02:20.388 --> 02:29.534 It's nice to have you along We're gonna be here with you for the next two hours and 55 minutes and it's a great pleasure But listen, let's not ramble too much more. 02:29.554 --> 02:37.659 Otherwise, you'll hate us before we've even begun Let's play some more music and then we'll chat about what's coming up in the show after this is bruises with chairlift. 02:37.799 --> 02:38.040 That's 02:39.020 --> 02:40.241 Bruises with chairlift. 02:40.581 --> 02:42.162 I bet they get beaten up a lot, don't you think? 02:42.522 --> 02:45.383 Do you think, no, I think they've probably got a lot of respect in New York. 02:45.423 --> 02:46.304 They're from New York. 02:46.344 --> 02:50.146 Because American people, God bless them, they would take that quite seriously, I think. 02:50.646 --> 02:51.006 Right. 02:51.787 --> 02:53.808 The man in the middle of the song there. 02:54.768 --> 03:00.370 I've got some strawberries I put them on your knees to do your bruises with. 03:00.631 --> 03:01.631 She said bruises. 03:02.091 --> 03:04.772 She's got tattoos of Bruce Forsyth on her knees. 03:04.792 --> 03:06.533 She's got various, various bruises. 03:06.653 --> 03:08.514 Bruce Foxton, he's on there as well. 03:08.994 --> 03:12.736 I hope she's not American, sort of putting on that accent. 03:12.876 --> 03:13.116 No. 03:13.576 --> 03:15.537 You think she's probably Swedish or something. 03:15.757 --> 03:17.678 Oh, do you think it was like a Euro accent she had there? 03:17.698 --> 03:18.259 Yes, I think. 03:18.379 --> 03:23.742 Yeah, I think that was a little nest of current, like, middle-of-the-road indie cliches, wasn't it? 03:24.143 --> 03:25.243 What are you talking about? 03:25.263 --> 03:29.066 I've, um, criticized them in a nasty way. 03:31.567 --> 03:32.008 I liked it. 03:32.828 --> 03:35.550 It had the sort of theremin stylophone thing going on in the middle. 03:35.570 --> 03:35.910 Very nice. 03:36.410 --> 03:41.413 It had sort of naive play group style singing in the middle. 03:41.454 --> 03:41.674 Tick. 03:41.834 --> 03:42.134 Love it. 03:42.394 --> 03:44.135 It had a sort of boy girl duet. 03:44.275 --> 03:44.676 Wonderful. 03:45.856 --> 03:47.157 It was a bit like that song. 03:47.257 --> 03:48.318 What's the whistly song? 03:49.278 --> 03:50.479 You know that we play all the time. 03:50.619 --> 03:51.680 Oh, Peter Bjornen. 03:51.800 --> 03:53.281 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 03:53.781 --> 03:54.222 A little bit. 03:54.562 --> 03:55.763 That's got to be on an advert, hasn't it? 03:55.823 --> 03:58.465 It was not afraid to be vulnerable. 03:58.885 --> 03:59.806 That's true, you know? 03:59.826 --> 04:00.807 That's very sweet. 04:01.227 --> 04:02.648 It's asking for a little punch. 04:03.149 --> 04:03.409 Yes. 04:03.709 --> 04:04.430 Well, it got one. 04:05.211 --> 04:06.992 Joe Corley's came along and lamped it. 04:07.372 --> 04:07.893 No, that's good. 04:07.913 --> 04:12.196 That's going to be very big if you're a sort of willowy-winsome lady. 04:12.797 --> 04:13.838 Like strawberries. 04:14.158 --> 04:15.859 It has tattoo-defarious tattoos. 04:15.879 --> 04:17.320 They're from Brooklyn, New York. 04:17.401 --> 04:19.482 How do they survive on the streets of Brooklyn? 04:19.502 --> 04:20.103 That's what I'm saying. 04:20.183 --> 04:21.444 I'm sure they get a hard time. 04:21.784 --> 04:21.964 Yeah. 04:22.725 --> 04:23.086 Oh well. 04:23.446 --> 04:24.908 Our work's being done by other people. 04:25.228 --> 04:30.494 So listen, listeners, we have an amazing show coming up for you. 04:30.834 --> 04:31.815 Yeah, it hasn't started yet. 04:31.836 --> 04:32.596 It hasn't started yet. 04:32.656 --> 04:34.298 It's going to start around about 5 to 12. 04:37.381 --> 04:38.602 Go on for about five seconds. 04:38.662 --> 04:42.343 Five seconds and then Liz Kershaw will come along and it'll be over. 04:42.383 --> 04:44.024 But for those five seconds. 04:44.044 --> 04:44.964 It'll carry on being amazing. 04:45.764 --> 04:46.425 Yeah, absolutely. 04:46.445 --> 04:46.725 In her hands. 04:46.765 --> 04:49.626 No, I mean, our bit will be over. 04:49.866 --> 04:55.808 But we got Song Wars coming up and we had to come up with TV theme tunes for TV shows. 04:56.148 --> 04:59.089 You'll be finding out how we did within the next hour sometime. 04:59.910 --> 05:01.430 And of course we've got Text the Nation. 05:01.570 --> 05:02.611 I tease that as if it's 05:03.351 --> 05:04.371 as if we know what it is. 05:05.672 --> 05:06.612 We haven't thought of anything yet. 05:06.632 --> 05:07.493 We'll think of something though. 05:07.553 --> 05:08.373 It's all going to be fine. 05:08.413 --> 05:08.773 Don't worry. 05:08.793 --> 05:09.234 Don't panic. 05:09.574 --> 05:11.094 Now here's a free choice for you listeners. 05:11.615 --> 05:14.056 I still haven't unpacked my CDs from my move, right? 05:14.576 --> 05:18.257 So I've just got my essential selection that I'm carrying around with me. 05:18.597 --> 05:21.619 You know, it really forces you to confront the signature selection. 05:21.639 --> 05:22.059 Yeah, yeah. 05:22.159 --> 05:24.721 There's a photo of you on the cover of each one in a signature. 05:25.261 --> 05:25.782 That's right. 05:25.862 --> 05:26.682 In gold. 05:26.762 --> 05:28.564 On Scott Ford's little picture of me. 05:29.064 --> 05:31.185 And on prefab sprouts. 05:31.306 --> 05:32.066 Yeah, of course. 05:32.546 --> 05:35.348 Steve McQueen, there's a picture of me grinning as well with a little thumbs up. 05:36.249 --> 05:40.912 And so I've selected a track from Steve McQueen, because that's an album that we both love. 05:40.973 --> 05:41.613 It's a good album. 05:41.733 --> 05:43.434 I mean, you can't really beat it with a stick. 05:43.494 --> 05:45.536 You can if you want, but it's not going to do you any good. 05:45.836 --> 05:47.797 And this is the first track on there, Farron Young. 05:47.837 --> 05:48.318 Let's have it. 05:48.658 --> 05:51.060 This coaster's there with Down in Mexico. 05:51.080 --> 05:53.522 This is Adam and Joe here on BBC Six Music. 05:54.062 --> 05:55.784 Nice to have you along. 05:55.904 --> 05:56.424 Hello. 05:56.444 --> 06:02.929 Now, I don't know if you noticed, Joe, but this week in America they had a big party. 06:02.949 --> 06:03.690 There was an election. 06:04.390 --> 06:10.052 They got a new man in to runtings and his name's Barak Obama. 06:10.512 --> 06:12.693 Did you watch the whole shebang? 06:12.933 --> 06:13.173 Yes. 06:13.613 --> 06:14.493 Did you stay up and watch it? 06:14.653 --> 06:14.933 Yes. 06:15.354 --> 06:17.014 I watched until about half past four in the morning. 06:17.274 --> 06:17.534 Right. 06:18.114 --> 06:19.675 By which time it was all done and dusted, right? 06:19.715 --> 06:26.917 By which time John McCain had made his giving up speech and I fell asleep before Barak did his big speech. 06:27.257 --> 06:28.398 Right, so you had to watch it the next day. 06:28.418 --> 06:28.498 Yeah. 06:29.998 --> 06:32.339 I set my skybox to record it all. 06:32.999 --> 06:35.060 Next day, it failed. 06:35.180 --> 06:36.681 It was on standby mode. 06:37.121 --> 06:38.262 Oh dear, well that's not a problem anymore. 06:38.282 --> 06:40.083 You can find it on the internet very easily. 06:40.103 --> 06:43.604 Baroque speech, it was very moving, very emotional, lots of people crying in the crowd. 06:43.724 --> 06:44.625 Oprah Winfrey was... 06:45.825 --> 06:48.268 kind of in a sort of in a clutch of people. 06:48.548 --> 06:51.832 She was in a proper crowd with strangers pressed up against her. 06:51.852 --> 06:54.014 That must have been very disarming for her. 06:54.094 --> 06:54.975 Do you think they were strangers? 06:55.016 --> 06:57.298 I thought they were members of her entourage. 06:57.458 --> 07:00.542 Maybe they were, but just for someone to be pressed against her. 07:00.802 --> 07:05.264 You know, you don't expect, in any kind of gig, you're often pressed against strangers, aren't you? 07:06.424 --> 07:10.766 Often in a way that might have you arrested in other circumstances. 07:10.886 --> 07:11.546 Sure, sexy way. 07:11.666 --> 07:12.866 Yeah, that was happening to Oprah. 07:12.886 --> 07:14.127 Maybe she liked being touched. 07:14.227 --> 07:16.868 I would imagine it's very comfortable being pressed up against her. 07:16.948 --> 07:17.308 Pillowy. 07:17.568 --> 07:19.269 Not sure how often her husband Steadman 07:19.989 --> 07:20.949 gets close to opera. 07:20.970 --> 07:22.730 I mean, only because she's very busy. 07:24.671 --> 07:26.532 But that must have been exciting for her. 07:26.612 --> 07:29.493 And then Jesse Jackson, he was in floods of tears. 07:29.554 --> 07:29.934 Weeping. 07:29.954 --> 07:32.755 It was a fantastic, sort of bittersweet moment for him. 07:32.775 --> 07:34.716 That's right, because he had been a bit down on Barrett before. 07:34.736 --> 07:36.277 Yeah, this is what he told me anyway. 07:36.337 --> 07:36.597 Yeah. 07:36.757 --> 07:37.637 No, he wasn't down on him. 07:37.677 --> 07:38.858 He just thought, oh, that could be me. 07:39.278 --> 07:41.560 Well, he said that Barrett wasn't black enough before. 07:41.700 --> 07:42.321 Did he say that? 07:42.361 --> 07:42.561 Yeah. 07:43.622 --> 07:45.323 So, but anyway, he was happy about it. 07:45.683 --> 07:47.244 He was very uplifting. 07:47.284 --> 07:47.905 Like a lady man. 07:47.945 --> 07:48.445 Very exciting. 07:48.465 --> 07:49.166 Do you have a little weep? 07:49.967 --> 07:51.668 I did a bit of bottom lip quivering. 07:51.868 --> 07:52.088 Right. 07:52.489 --> 07:53.890 But I, you know, I'm a tough guy. 07:54.010 --> 07:55.291 My throat got a little painful. 07:55.511 --> 07:55.831 Did it? 07:55.851 --> 07:56.051 Yeah. 07:57.172 --> 08:00.135 And did a lot of that, you know. 08:00.755 --> 08:01.575 It felt momentous. 08:02.176 --> 08:02.836 It's exciting. 08:02.876 --> 08:04.156 It's exciting for everybody. 08:05.397 --> 08:08.838 And he's certainly not going to make all the mistakes, right? 08:08.958 --> 08:09.778 No, no mistakes. 08:09.798 --> 08:10.298 No mistakes. 08:10.318 --> 08:23.983 So surely he's got it all, like every mistake that could have been made by a popular new incumbent or whatever the word is, has been made like in recent history by Tony Belya and by, you know, 08:25.023 --> 08:25.383 Clinton. 08:26.003 --> 08:26.243 Yes. 08:26.263 --> 08:26.804 The jazz man. 08:27.404 --> 08:30.905 I made the little motion of the jazz man there to explain who I meant. 08:31.485 --> 08:35.987 And, you know, all he has to do is look at the examples that those two have set and just cross them off the list. 08:36.047 --> 08:36.307 Exactly. 08:36.327 --> 08:36.927 It's going to be easy. 08:36.967 --> 08:37.748 It's easy. 08:38.008 --> 08:38.148 Easy. 08:38.268 --> 08:38.548 Easy. 08:38.668 --> 08:39.208 I could have done it. 08:39.428 --> 08:39.608 Yeah. 08:39.749 --> 08:40.169 I could do. 08:40.209 --> 08:41.049 I could still do it. 08:41.429 --> 08:45.030 What if the world is on a course to go to hell in a handcart? 08:45.351 --> 08:45.571 No. 08:46.471 --> 08:47.391 Unstoppably so. 08:47.631 --> 08:48.012 He can't. 08:48.072 --> 08:49.332 What if he can't stop it? 08:49.992 --> 08:51.153 Because he's not superhuman. 08:51.313 --> 08:51.493 No. 08:52.893 --> 08:53.854 He gets blamed for it. 08:54.754 --> 08:56.796 Well, he will not set everything back. 08:56.876 --> 08:57.856 He's bound to get blamed. 08:57.956 --> 08:59.417 Can that turn the clock back again? 08:59.858 --> 09:00.478 Yeah, sure. 09:00.518 --> 09:01.279 No, surely not. 09:01.459 --> 09:02.800 No, he's too decent a man. 09:03.020 --> 09:03.720 He's too good a man. 09:03.800 --> 09:04.801 He wouldn't let that happen. 09:04.841 --> 09:06.082 He's like Morgan Freeman at the end. 09:06.122 --> 09:06.682 Yes, isn't he? 09:06.722 --> 09:07.323 Deep impact. 09:07.363 --> 09:07.623 Yes. 09:07.903 --> 09:08.944 He's too good a guy. 09:08.984 --> 09:09.924 He's not going to let that happen. 09:10.205 --> 09:11.706 How long do you think he practiced his speech for? 09:11.726 --> 09:13.347 Do you think it was all written before? 09:13.727 --> 09:20.972 His speeches are written by someone in their mid to late twenties called John Favreau, who's got the same name as the famous Hollywood director who made it. 09:21.512 --> 09:23.153 I was gonna say I hope it's not yeah. 09:23.313 --> 09:31.717 Yeah, but he's I believe I read that he's like a guy in his mid-20s And I saw a photo of him just a sort of quite quite geeky student II looking guys sitting at his laptop Mm-hmm. 09:31.978 --> 09:32.658 That must be fun. 09:32.678 --> 09:35.279 Don't you think to write a presidential speech? 09:35.559 --> 09:38.301 Yeah, do you think the West Wing or something? 09:38.661 --> 09:41.803 I've done a version of their presidential each for YouTube. 09:41.883 --> 09:48.566 Yeah, it's fun My version was less gracious than his writes a little bit more bitter and like saying in your face a lot to people and 09:48.766 --> 09:49.046 Wow. 09:49.066 --> 09:51.208 Because that would be what you wanted to do, surely. 09:51.228 --> 09:52.369 Anyway, good luck. 09:52.509 --> 09:54.671 Barak Obama from the Adam and Jo program. 09:54.691 --> 09:55.412 I know he listens. 09:55.612 --> 09:56.233 He'll be chuffed. 09:56.533 --> 09:58.695 And he likes all the music we play on here. 09:58.715 --> 09:59.976 He's a big Santo Gold fan. 09:59.996 --> 10:01.217 So this one's for you, Barak. 10:01.557 --> 10:02.098 Best of luck. 10:02.278 --> 10:03.139 Hope it goes well. 10:03.599 --> 10:06.462 And don't do anything with your interns, please. 10:06.522 --> 10:06.822 Thank you. 10:07.122 --> 10:31.517 very exciting that was santa gold with say what was it called it just vanished say anna say aha oh say aha oh dear why would you want to say anna well it's just the start of the next song anna um this is adam and joe on bbc6 music we've just been watching the hologram of will i am if you watch the uh american election coverage on cnn uh which i was doing but i missed this adams just pointed out that in the middle of their coverage 10:32.337 --> 10:41.681 a hologram of the Black Eyed Peas man Will.i.am appeared in the studio to report from the crowd in the park in Chicago. 10:42.001 --> 10:42.661 Is that correct? 10:42.862 --> 10:43.562 Yeah, that's right. 10:43.662 --> 10:46.923 Now I'm already slightly obsessed with CNN's line-up of news readers. 10:47.143 --> 10:47.864 Anderson Cooper! 10:48.044 --> 10:50.945 Anderson Cooper is obviously kind of an icon in America. 10:51.905 --> 10:53.126 And then Wolf Blitzer? 10:54.362 --> 10:59.887 And then there's a third guy, but he's not so good because he hasn't got the name and his hair isn't white enough. 11:00.387 --> 11:06.092 The key to being a authoritative news anchor on American television is to have a young face but old hair. 11:06.292 --> 11:07.213 Like Philip Schofield. 11:07.733 --> 11:08.194 Exactly. 11:08.254 --> 11:09.134 He'd do very well. 11:09.675 --> 11:17.401 But if I dyed my hair white and went to the gym a bit more, I could walk into a job on one of American networks. 11:17.421 --> 11:18.182 And you got a silver tie. 11:18.222 --> 11:18.422 Right. 11:18.522 --> 11:18.822 Yes. 11:19.422 --> 11:19.882 Absolutely. 11:20.222 --> 11:28.864 Man, well, they're going the whole hog because they've got, they just very nonchalantly introduced the fact that they are going to interview Will.i.am via hologram. 11:30.765 --> 11:33.385 Which as far as I know, isn't actually possible. 11:33.705 --> 11:36.646 You can't conjure a hologram from nowhere in a studio. 11:36.686 --> 11:40.767 What they've done is they've green-screened Will.i.am into the studio, but they've got it 11:41.107 --> 11:55.624 so cleverly set up that the camera when the camera changes angles it pans so it does look as if he is in there but it's it's just sort of green screen mapping technology as far as we can tell yeah it's not and I've got him standing on a little red dot on the studio floor as if 11:57.096 --> 11:57.636 There he goes. 11:57.757 --> 12:04.121 It's as if he's the evil emperor talking to Darth in Return of the Jedi, isn't it? 12:04.161 --> 12:04.541 It's really good. 12:04.561 --> 12:09.025 Not mentioning the fact that he's pretending to be a hologram. 12:20.433 --> 12:23.475 All this technology I'm being beaming to you like in Star Wars and stuff? 12:24.175 --> 12:28.157 Yeah, it looks like basically like exactly like in Star Trek when they would beam people down. 12:28.197 --> 12:29.138 That's what it looks like right here. 12:29.958 --> 12:30.639 Yeah, but yeah. 12:32.379 --> 12:39.382 Yeah, but yeah, he's so excited by the technology itself that it's actually sort of superseding the conversation about Baroque. 12:39.802 --> 12:47.505 Well, actually they get back to the conversation about Baroque very quickly and then they don't mention the fact that they're pretending to be a hologram for the rest of the interview. 12:47.565 --> 12:50.606 It's amazing and exciting and I can't wait for British. 12:50.766 --> 12:52.427 It's one of the stupidest things I've ever seen. 12:52.547 --> 12:53.387 Used to get like that. 12:53.447 --> 12:55.488 And what do you search for on YouTube to find that? 12:56.128 --> 12:57.289 Will.i.am hologram. 12:57.409 --> 12:59.330 Yeah, did they choose him because of the rhyming thing? 12:59.350 --> 13:00.130 I think they did, yes. 13:00.370 --> 13:04.513 sensible choice well I don't think there's any holograms but we've got news for you right now 13:23.322 --> 13:36.487 That's right, Song Awards time, listeners, and last week we said that we were going to create new theme tunes for various TV programs, and we had a lot of very good suggestions for what those shows might be. 13:37.248 --> 13:42.910 I was thinking about Songs of Praise all week, but then I thought, maybe I should steer clear, do you know what I mean? 13:42.930 --> 13:44.751 Because you don't want to upset 13:45.891 --> 13:49.813 the songs or the praising, so I thought I'd give that a miss. 13:50.493 --> 13:53.635 And in the end, I went... Shall I tell you what I went for? 13:53.695 --> 13:54.315 Yes, please. 13:54.715 --> 13:58.077 I went... I did a little cop-out and went for the news. 13:58.417 --> 13:58.777 Did you? 13:58.897 --> 13:59.097 Yeah. 13:59.177 --> 14:00.037 That's quite a good idea. 14:00.117 --> 14:00.518 Which news? 14:00.578 --> 14:01.598 BBC or ITV? 14:01.918 --> 14:02.519 Or Sky? 14:02.819 --> 14:03.439 Or Fox? 14:03.859 --> 14:04.399 Or CNN? 14:04.459 --> 14:05.700 BBC News 24, it would be. 14:05.740 --> 14:05.960 Right. 14:06.160 --> 14:06.580 Yeah. 14:06.600 --> 14:07.201 Do they have a thing? 14:07.221 --> 14:08.021 They do have a theme tune. 14:08.041 --> 14:11.763 They sometimes play it a lot on the build-up to the hour, don't they, when they've got space to fill. 14:14.002 --> 14:14.242 Boop. 14:14.883 --> 14:15.103 Boop. 14:15.203 --> 14:15.803 That's exciting. 14:15.843 --> 14:16.644 Hey, you should go first. 14:16.684 --> 14:18.145 Let's not bother tossing a coin. 14:18.205 --> 14:18.565 Oh really? 14:18.705 --> 14:19.946 Yeah, we're ready now for yours. 14:20.106 --> 14:21.327 We're excited and prepared. 14:21.687 --> 14:23.688 Well, I mean, it's a little bit slight. 14:24.049 --> 14:33.235 And when I say slight, listeners, what you could do is just substitute the L in that for an H and you'd have a pretty good idea of what kind of thing you're going to get. 14:34.856 --> 14:38.439 It's short because it's only a TV theme tune, right? 14:38.479 --> 14:40.180 So it's only 40 seconds worth, right? 14:40.200 --> 14:40.420 Yes. 14:40.660 --> 14:42.061 You don't want to go over the top on the thing. 14:42.442 --> 14:44.964 So without further ado-do, here it is. 14:47.658 --> 15:08.630 Here's the news, here's the news All the things that have been happening are good and bad, you'll find they've been in use It's all through, all the facts gather carefully for you Don't want every single fact, cause they simply use the time to get over all, it would be impossible Keep a breast, keep two breasts Of what's occurring in the East and the West and the North and the South 15:09.618 --> 15:10.819 That's good, I liked it! 15:10.839 --> 15:11.619 So, one or two comments. 15:11.659 --> 15:12.760 They're not criticisms. 15:12.780 --> 15:13.520 Don't get me wrong. 15:13.540 --> 15:14.281 No, no, far away. 15:14.401 --> 15:14.941 It doesn't have... 15:32.330 --> 15:35.312 The impact, you know, the actual, the news... The gravitas. 15:36.933 --> 15:37.733 Yeah, the gravitas. 15:37.813 --> 15:39.134 Exactly. 15:39.214 --> 15:40.175 That was intentional, was it? 15:40.195 --> 15:40.835 Yes, yes. 15:40.875 --> 15:43.076 Because the news just needs to be a bit breezier. 15:43.457 --> 15:45.678 I just thought it was time for a change. 15:46.538 --> 15:47.099 Right. 15:47.179 --> 15:47.899 Yes, you're right. 15:47.939 --> 15:52.962 And in the world in general, people are saying it's time for a change, Barack Obama. 15:54.243 --> 15:55.183 And I think the news... 15:56.524 --> 15:58.025 Do with the chain do with the chain. 15:58.045 --> 16:04.487 Yeah, that's what that's the thinking So would that bleed through to an overall sort of hoedown style news? 16:05.107 --> 16:06.328 No, maybe hay bales. 16:06.408 --> 16:06.628 No. 16:07.108 --> 16:08.509 Oh, I see what you mean like a whole theme. 16:08.549 --> 16:11.490 Yeah straw hats Yeah, no, that's what I was thinking instead of desks. 16:11.610 --> 16:17.672 Yeah checks and hayberries and they sat round Don't don't don't don't don't don't yeah much more informal 16:18.032 --> 16:37.797 much more informal because you know at the moment uh on the bbc they have those kind of news blips don't they where there's just someone standing in front of a silly a screen and and she sort of goes hi that's bbc three you're talking about it bleeds across to the other channels i've seen it on two as well i think i might be wrong about that but i i think so so never wrong about anything 16:38.337 --> 16:39.118 I'm very seldom. 16:39.819 --> 16:41.160 So this is the way I'm thinking. 16:41.180 --> 16:44.904 It should go more informal, but more like a party hoedown thing. 16:45.705 --> 16:46.386 That's very good. 16:46.446 --> 16:48.208 That's song number one, Adam's song. 16:48.248 --> 16:49.069 What would that be called? 16:49.089 --> 16:50.150 The News. 16:50.190 --> 16:52.412 Here is the news. 16:52.933 --> 16:54.935 I chose the Antiques Roadshow. 16:54.975 --> 16:56.036 It was suggested by... 16:57.037 --> 16:57.938 David in Exeter. 16:57.978 --> 16:59.338 He sent an email last week. 16:59.919 --> 17:03.781 He said, I believe that the Antiques Roadshow theme is long overdue some lyrics. 17:04.362 --> 17:09.385 It's about time I had something to sing along to on a Sunday evening, especially as the evenings are drawing in. 17:09.965 --> 17:14.988 As we know, the Antiques Roadshow is one of the top rated programmes on the BBC now, right? 17:15.008 --> 17:20.752 Had an incredible week last week, got seven or eight million or something, thrashed all the other channels. 17:21.092 --> 17:22.332 It's the backbone of the BBC. 17:22.372 --> 17:25.713 It's a place of comfort and security that we can retreat to in these troubled times. 17:25.933 --> 17:26.333 Certainly. 17:26.373 --> 17:28.914 You won't find any disgusting swearing or anything. 17:28.934 --> 17:29.474 No, no. 17:29.794 --> 17:36.456 And I've written some lyrics for it, so I've satisfied your commands in as much as I've written words, David. 17:37.516 --> 17:40.357 They're not necessarily any good, but here they are. 17:41.415 --> 18:03.636 You're bored, it's Sunday 6.15 There's nothing else on the TV Check it out now, it's the Antiques Roadshow Lookin' at old stuff, seein' if it's worth though You and Bruce pushed the event Which comes this week from Stoke-on-Trent Check, check, check it out now, it's the Antiques Roadshow Lookin' at old stuff, seein' if it's worth though Where did you find this delightful clock? 18:04.336 --> 18:07.018 What a nervously unusual jewellery box! 18:07.058 --> 18:10.220 What a stunning lithograph of the Albert Stocks! 18:10.300 --> 18:13.683 What a beautiful painting of hollyhocks! 18:13.903 --> 18:20.347 I just adore his chest of drawers of yours, it's from the Civil War! 18:20.667 --> 18:24.450 Check it out now, it's the Antiques Roadshow, lookin' at old stuff, seein' if it's worth goin'. 18:24.610 --> 18:30.334 The sun is bright, the crowd's polite, and low is the white, but that's alright! 18:30.354 --> 18:33.836 Check it out now, it's the Antiques Roadshow, lookin' at old stuff, seein' if it's worth goin'. 18:34.096 --> 18:52.960 On the other side it's Brit and your highboy That show is done back to channel one Here's a farmer with a super farmer Man from Ghana with a stuffed plumber Those cufflinks in the expo sounds cost ten-fond Follow a 30 grand Bring your stuff to the BBC We'll evaluate your antiques for free You might even get to be on TV 18:59.301 --> 19:01.822 I was trying to, uh, evoke the man from G4. 19:02.082 --> 19:03.142 Uh-huh. 19:03.222 --> 19:03.982 Do you know that guy? 19:04.002 --> 19:04.723 The blonde guy? 19:04.763 --> 19:05.323 Yeah, sure. 19:05.383 --> 19:05.823 The upper man. 19:05.983 --> 19:07.423 He's split from G4 now. 19:07.503 --> 19:08.104 He's gone solo. 19:08.124 --> 19:09.064 I don't know what his name is. 19:09.304 --> 19:09.564 Wow. 19:10.424 --> 19:11.845 Cornish back to his brilliant best. 19:11.865 --> 19:12.305 Do you think? 19:12.405 --> 19:12.605 Yeah. 19:12.845 --> 19:15.006 I don't think the lyrical content is very strong. 19:15.146 --> 19:19.607 On the advert it would say, his best since, uh, Quantum of Solace. 19:20.987 --> 19:21.348 Ew. 19:23.971 --> 19:26.012 Well, that doesn't say much to the Quantum of Solace, does it? 19:26.572 --> 19:27.893 It's just a list of antiques. 19:28.333 --> 19:29.514 Painting of Hollyhocks. 19:29.594 --> 19:30.435 That's good, man. 19:30.475 --> 19:31.075 That was a good one. 19:31.095 --> 19:31.755 You've won. 19:31.835 --> 19:32.195 Well done. 19:32.235 --> 19:32.656 You've won. 19:32.836 --> 19:33.976 It's a dumb deal. 19:33.996 --> 19:35.297 Well, I wouldn't speak too soon. 19:35.377 --> 19:35.657 I would. 19:35.958 --> 19:37.098 The audience said they're very fickle. 19:37.378 --> 19:37.779 Absolutely. 19:38.039 --> 19:42.061 But I should thank Phil Thornally for suggesting Newsnight. 19:42.661 --> 19:43.642 which is a little bit of an inspiration. 19:43.662 --> 19:54.673 I didn't go for the actual News Night thing, I made it more general, Phil, because I thought, I thought, you know, even if I lose, and there's a possibility that I might, then we could perhaps use the user-clipped version as a little news jingle. 19:54.893 --> 20:00.499 Is Phil Thornley, who he mailed you, the man that engineered Into the Gap by the Thompson Twins? 20:00.979 --> 20:01.700 I don't know. 20:01.720 --> 20:04.943 I mean, that name really stood out when I saw the email. 20:04.983 --> 20:05.664 I thought, hello Phil Thornley. 20:05.684 --> 20:06.685 He's a producer for The Cure. 20:06.845 --> 20:09.247 Yeah, he's and psychedelic furs he was involved with. 20:09.568 --> 20:11.169 I thought, I know that Phil Thornley. 20:11.189 --> 20:12.291 I wonder if it's the same guy. 20:12.591 --> 20:16.234 Phil, if it is the same guy, let us know, because you're kind of genius in my book. 20:16.575 --> 20:17.115 So there you go. 20:17.155 --> 20:18.717 Those are the two songs for Song Wars. 20:19.157 --> 20:20.359 This is the news, was it called? 20:21.179 --> 20:22.040 Here's the news. 20:22.240 --> 20:22.540 Sorry. 20:22.600 --> 20:23.801 I'm really sorry. 20:24.702 --> 20:28.565 That was Adam's song, song number one and Antiques Roadshow. 20:28.765 --> 20:29.526 That's what it's called. 20:29.566 --> 20:31.107 Yeah, I'm going to lose so badly. 20:31.527 --> 20:32.908 I wonder if I'll get any votes. 20:33.529 --> 20:39.794 You can vote via the email adamandjoe.6musicatbbc.co.uk or via 20:40.179 --> 20:41.420 Can they vote via text? 20:41.720 --> 20:43.621 No, don't vote via text. 20:43.681 --> 20:44.181 It's silly. 20:44.281 --> 20:45.182 Why would you want to? 20:45.362 --> 20:47.903 Why would you think of voting via text? 20:47.943 --> 20:49.124 Here's some real music. 20:50.124 --> 20:52.566 This is the Beastie Boys with Intergalactic. 20:52.926 --> 20:53.446 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 20:53.786 --> 20:54.106 Well done. 20:54.247 --> 20:56.188 That's the Beastie Boys with Intergalactic. 20:56.328 --> 21:01.991 This is Adam and Jo here on BBC 6 Music, keeping things ticking along, keeping things mellow. 21:02.911 --> 21:04.992 And, uh, Joe, I'm just rambling here. 21:05.012 --> 21:06.233 Yeah, you're doing a very good job. 21:06.253 --> 21:07.293 I was hoping you might stop me. 21:07.453 --> 21:09.634 It's a free choice now, uh, coming up. 21:09.754 --> 21:16.897 Listeners, uh, and it's a song by Jimo Rourke, and this is a song that Adam Yoo stuck on a compilation for me many years ago. 21:16.917 --> 21:19.118 Do people still make compilations? 21:19.698 --> 21:24.200 Do you think the MP3 player has torpedoed compilations as a phenomenon? 21:24.520 --> 21:28.484 No, surely not, because they'll just compile them on their computer and burn off a CD, won't they? 21:28.504 --> 21:28.845 I don't know. 21:28.925 --> 21:30.806 But will people bother to make a little sleeve? 21:31.487 --> 21:33.809 Make... I'm going a little bit of New Zealand to gimbal. 21:33.850 --> 21:38.054 Do you think people will bother to make a little... Oh, you've made a little sleeve. 21:38.234 --> 21:39.075 Oh, that's really nice. 21:39.095 --> 21:39.655 What is that? 21:39.695 --> 21:41.998 What's the voice indicating that it's a bit precious? 21:42.906 --> 21:58.339 No, well, no, it just cares about the world, you know, right sensitive big big country small population Yeah have to work that little bit harder at keeping everything in line and we do it with a very gentle stick a stick with a sponge on the end But um, do you think people are still making copies? 21:58.499 --> 22:03.643 Yes, I think they would mate because it's it's it's surely it's not a dying art that can't be a dying 22:03.783 --> 22:05.845 I mean, that's one of the most rewarding things a person can do. 22:05.985 --> 22:06.326 Really? 22:06.446 --> 22:09.169 I mean, I feel depressed because I haven't had a chance to make one for ages. 22:09.189 --> 22:11.571 I used to make them very regularly for my friends. 22:11.711 --> 22:16.116 They were one of the key tools in your social skills toolbox. 22:16.216 --> 22:17.818 Arsenal, yeah. 22:17.898 --> 22:22.943 Certainly, if there's a present to be given or anything like that, generally I'll try and do a compilation. 22:23.484 --> 22:26.166 Because it says I care, it says I've thought about this. 22:26.807 --> 22:30.929 It says I'm a slightly needy person who wants approbation. 22:30.949 --> 22:34.071 I want you to love me because of all the cool tracks I've chosen. 22:34.691 --> 22:38.113 That's one of the negative things it says, but generally it's just you can't beat it. 22:38.833 --> 22:41.254 And I would think nothing of spending hours. 22:41.274 --> 22:43.916 So how do you feel about this recent announcement that they're dead? 22:44.296 --> 22:45.316 I feel depressed about that. 22:45.356 --> 22:45.617 Really? 22:45.717 --> 22:45.957 Yeah. 22:46.457 --> 22:47.458 I can't believe it's true. 22:47.898 --> 22:48.479 It might not be. 22:48.499 --> 22:57.968 I think it was just some DJ on a minor D-B-B-D-D-B-B-C station in the digital hinterland that was talking about it. 22:58.468 --> 23:00.110 Anyway, here's Jim O'Rourke with Ghost. 23:00.190 --> 23:00.870 What's it called this one? 23:00.970 --> 23:01.911 Ghost Ship in a Storm. 23:01.971 --> 23:02.392 Thanks, mate. 23:02.412 --> 23:03.173 It's a lovely song. 23:03.273 --> 23:08.998 That was Miranda, one of our interns here at BBC Six Music, who brought in her piano and played that. 23:09.038 --> 23:09.719 Well done, Miranda. 23:11.508 --> 23:12.289 That's alright. 23:12.669 --> 23:13.790 Now go make us some tea. 23:13.950 --> 23:16.211 Okay, would you like tea? 23:16.692 --> 23:17.792 Yes, that's what I said. 23:17.873 --> 23:18.213 Tea. 23:18.333 --> 23:19.073 You're fired! 23:19.093 --> 23:19.474 Sorry! 23:20.501 --> 23:21.182 It's a shame, isn't it? 23:21.202 --> 23:24.204 It's a shame about Miranda, but she's very talented, so I'm sure she'll be fine. 23:25.425 --> 23:27.127 She was helped out by Regina Spector. 23:27.387 --> 23:29.228 Actually, that's the wrong way to pronounce her name, isn't it? 23:29.869 --> 23:33.072 But... But there you go. 23:33.452 --> 23:34.233 That's who she was. 23:34.633 --> 23:37.796 And this is Adam and Jo here on BBC Six Music. 23:38.136 --> 23:43.160 So like many people in Great Britain this week, I went to see the new Bond film Quantum of Solace. 23:43.280 --> 23:44.001 Oh, yeah. 23:44.021 --> 23:45.122 Yeah, it's very exciting. 23:45.402 --> 23:45.962 Oh, is it, though? 23:46.063 --> 23:46.803 Yes, it is. 23:47.143 --> 23:47.764 Yeah, I liked it. 23:47.804 --> 23:48.364 I enjoyed it. 23:48.505 --> 23:48.905 Not boring. 23:49.045 --> 23:51.146 I've still got my reservations. 23:51.326 --> 23:56.227 I'd like some more quippage and gadgetry and a little more sleeping with lady action. 23:56.267 --> 23:57.708 Sure, wouldn't we all? 23:57.768 --> 23:58.968 Because he's in a terrible huff. 23:59.968 --> 24:02.569 Because his girlfriend Vesper got killed in the last one. 24:02.889 --> 24:03.109 Right. 24:03.369 --> 24:05.750 But he doesn't snog the lovely woman. 24:06.070 --> 24:08.212 He doesn't snog the lovely Russian lady, no. 24:08.772 --> 24:13.336 He sort of, it insinuates that he snogs Gemma, what's her name, from St Trinian's. 24:13.356 --> 24:13.956 Gemma Craven. 24:14.537 --> 24:16.118 Gemma Craven. 24:16.438 --> 24:16.878 Cottage. 24:17.119 --> 24:17.399 Yes. 24:17.419 --> 24:17.939 Yeah. 24:18.079 --> 24:18.480 He does. 24:18.840 --> 24:19.040 Not. 24:19.140 --> 24:19.841 Yes, he does. 24:20.641 --> 24:21.742 Oh, he does nothing. 24:21.902 --> 24:22.563 Good. 24:22.583 --> 24:22.863 That clear? 24:23.303 --> 24:27.827 But do you remember in the first film, he, there was a little bit of a celebrity camiage. 24:28.167 --> 24:28.727 Is that a word? 24:29.128 --> 24:29.248 No. 24:30.008 --> 24:33.511 It's sort of a celebrity cameo combined with product placement, right? 24:33.791 --> 24:35.832 Richard Branson appeared didn't he in the first one? 24:35.852 --> 24:36.513 Do you remember? 24:36.773 --> 24:38.954 Yeah, and he sort of stuck out like a sore thumb. 24:39.094 --> 24:39.234 Mm-hmm. 24:39.675 --> 24:59.228 He is a sore thumb Yeah, well in this one, there's more Virgin Atlantic Branson style product really yeah bond flies from somewhere to somewhere I'm not sure where but he flies in Virgin Atlantic in first class and there's a scene at the bar in the Virgin Atlantic first class with quite a prominent logo 24:59.868 --> 25:06.391 behind him and a sort of virgin man serving cocktails with a little virgin logo on his coat. 25:06.451 --> 25:07.011 And it's Branson. 25:07.572 --> 25:10.993 It's not Branson, no, but the Branson's not in there, but the logo heavily is. 25:11.013 --> 25:15.415 And I think there's even a little shot of Bond or maybe Felix is on the plane as well. 25:15.435 --> 25:19.297 I can't remember, there's another character on the plane lying in their little first-class beds. 25:20.097 --> 25:22.078 Now that seemed a bit strange to me. 25:22.438 --> 25:22.678 Why? 25:22.718 --> 25:25.619 I mean, Bond, it's part of the whole Bond deal. 25:25.639 --> 25:26.559 He'd fly British Airways. 25:26.719 --> 25:27.400 Oh, you reckon? 25:27.540 --> 25:28.060 Of course. 25:28.440 --> 25:30.381 Of course he'd fly British Airways. 25:30.421 --> 25:31.581 Times have changed, man. 25:31.701 --> 25:33.622 Well, what are British Airways thinking? 25:34.022 --> 25:36.483 No wonder they're having huge losses this week. 25:36.743 --> 25:41.964 They should be straight in there as the flagship British carrier, they should be in the Bond film. 25:42.144 --> 25:42.545 Of course. 25:42.665 --> 25:46.206 I mean, I do like Virgin, obviously, but, you know, they don't have the Union Jack. 25:47.026 --> 25:48.067 on the tail of the plane. 25:48.407 --> 25:55.090 And it got me thinking how James Bond would actually behave in First Class on Virgin. 25:56.010 --> 26:00.993 Would you think you'd know if you were flying that a secret agent was sitting next to you? 26:01.033 --> 26:02.493 Would there be telltale signs? 26:02.874 --> 26:03.794 He's very well dressed. 26:03.814 --> 26:05.515 I think he's in quite a lovely pressed shirt. 26:06.215 --> 26:07.415 tie while he's on the plane. 26:07.455 --> 26:09.076 That would be the first standout thing. 26:09.316 --> 26:18.899 Well, if it was a real guy, I mean, sure, this is what Roger Moore was saying, though, the other day, is that one of the ludicrous things about the whole Bond franchise is that he advertises his presence so much wherever he goes. 26:18.959 --> 26:27.001 Well, the Virgin Atlantic bartender gives him a cocktail and he gives you the instructions, the ingredients for the cocktail, the recipe. 26:27.441 --> 26:28.282 Yeah. 26:28.462 --> 26:35.747 So it's sort of saying that he's an excellent bartender and it's also classic James Bond to drink his silly martini. 26:35.987 --> 26:36.728 Shaken not stirred. 26:37.008 --> 26:38.529 What movies do you think he would watch? 26:39.510 --> 26:41.811 He would almost certainly watch Fool's Gold though, wouldn't he? 26:41.831 --> 26:42.352 Lilo and Stitch? 26:42.532 --> 26:42.872 Yeah. 26:43.212 --> 26:43.472 Yeah. 26:43.613 --> 26:44.333 Surely he'd flick around. 26:44.353 --> 26:49.357 If he likes a bit of escapism, do you think he might watch the first film just to catch up with what he's thinking? 26:50.317 --> 26:51.518 With his situation. 26:51.538 --> 26:56.800 Do you think he'd watch I think he'd watch The whole series of Gavin and Stacy right just to catch up. 26:57.000 --> 26:57.220 Yeah. 26:57.300 --> 27:01.282 Yeah, cuz he's got behind a couple of dinner parties Maybe a bit of Rob Brydon's annually retentive. 27:01.582 --> 27:05.683 Do you think he's good in that kind of conversation bond talking about the latest TV show? 27:05.703 --> 27:06.584 Do you think he's seen the wire? 27:07.404 --> 27:09.246 Is he up to date with The Wire in 24? 27:09.607 --> 27:10.708 I think he loves The Wire. 27:10.908 --> 27:11.189 Does he? 27:11.229 --> 27:12.851 He thinks it's the best series on TV. 27:13.571 --> 27:14.252 Almost certainly. 27:14.272 --> 27:16.875 He's probably got it on his PSP. 27:17.116 --> 27:19.498 And I reckon that he's a big X-Factor fan as well. 27:19.538 --> 27:19.819 Do you? 27:19.879 --> 27:23.303 It's like a guilty pleasure but it's so rubbish but it's marvellously camp. 27:23.443 --> 27:23.743 Yes. 27:23.963 --> 27:25.045 He would say just before he shot you. 27:25.385 --> 27:30.126 When they bought round the basket of lip balm and mints, do you think he had some? 27:31.387 --> 27:32.527 Had some mints. 27:32.967 --> 27:33.107 One. 27:33.307 --> 27:33.888 Polos. 27:34.268 --> 27:34.708 Oh, I see. 27:34.728 --> 27:35.168 Not mints. 27:35.528 --> 27:37.629 Like I thought he meant, yeah, like mints meat. 27:38.189 --> 27:39.189 I didn't realise they did that. 27:40.069 --> 27:43.991 No, he would have his own balm on his utility belt, wouldn't he? 27:44.071 --> 27:44.771 His own balm? 27:45.211 --> 27:46.731 No, his balm next to his balm. 27:47.172 --> 27:49.912 He's got his balm, his balm, and next to his balm. 27:50.352 --> 27:50.593 Right. 27:50.653 --> 27:51.393 All on his balm bag. 27:52.193 --> 27:56.136 It's unlikely that he would get through a transatlantic flight without killing somebody. 27:56.756 --> 27:57.237 You'd think so. 27:57.277 --> 27:58.618 He'd go into the toilets and kill them. 27:58.758 --> 28:04.862 Yeah, he'd hide the bodies very stealthily, but you'd notice that there were fewer and fewer people in first class as the flight progressed. 28:04.882 --> 28:08.905 It would be annoying because he'd kill the guy in the toilet and then you wouldn't be able to use the lav. 28:08.945 --> 28:13.128 It would be occupied the rest of the flight until the flight attendants got suspicious. 28:13.388 --> 28:35.502 do you think he would sleep with one of the uh one of the ladies on the in the for the mile high club mile mile spy club uh certainly he would why wouldn't he why wouldn't he because you'd be missing a trick if he didn't well i wanted to see all that happen in this bun film but none of it happened there was no killing there was no sex with what are they called the hostesses uh women i think 28:38.804 --> 28:42.086 There was no footage of James Bond watching Lilo and Stitch. 28:42.226 --> 28:47.028 Well, it's not just women stewardesses on those virgin flights anyway, it's men. 28:47.048 --> 28:48.188 Well, maybe he's bi-curious. 28:48.529 --> 28:48.929 Right. 28:49.249 --> 28:50.610 It's a new Bond for the noughties. 28:50.710 --> 28:53.931 That would have been a good little... Would that be a good direction for the franchise to go? 28:54.051 --> 28:54.751 Definitely! 28:55.312 --> 28:57.713 Just a little hint of it, a little sniffle-snaffle. 28:57.833 --> 28:58.713 That would be real progress. 28:58.733 --> 28:59.774 Of homoeroticism. 28:59.794 --> 29:01.254 That would definitely... I'll give it 10 years. 29:02.495 --> 29:03.876 And I will applaud it when I see it. 29:04.036 --> 29:04.296 Really? 29:04.316 --> 29:05.436 Stand up and I will applaud. 29:06.377 --> 29:10.759 As soon as he starts coosin' a male flight attendant. 29:11.639 --> 29:12.260 I'll be happy. 29:13.120 --> 29:13.520 Excellent. 29:13.740 --> 29:14.141 The end. 29:14.581 --> 29:18.603 OK, it's time for the top of our jingle jungle, is it? 29:18.623 --> 29:19.943 Or are we just going to go straight into Adam? 29:19.983 --> 29:21.804 Yeah, let's have a little top of our thing. 29:21.984 --> 29:27.667 Hello, the name's Moore, Roger Moore, and you are listening to Adam and Joe, or Joe and Adam. 29:30.040 --> 29:32.802 Text-a-nation, text, text, text, text-a-nation. 29:32.902 --> 29:33.863 What if I don't want to? 29:34.103 --> 29:34.824 Text-a-nation. 29:34.924 --> 29:35.944 But I'm using email. 29:36.104 --> 29:36.825 Is that a problem? 29:36.865 --> 29:37.686 It doesn't matter, text! 29:40.273 --> 29:48.118 It's the nation's favourite feature where we ask you, the listeners, to help us out and communicate with us via email or text. 29:48.819 --> 29:55.683 Yes, we ask you a question, give you a sort of a premise, and you send in your ideas based on that premise or question. 29:56.884 --> 29:58.045 Sorry, I saw you need to know. 29:58.225 --> 29:59.146 Flemming thing going on there. 29:59.166 --> 29:59.386 Did you? 29:59.406 --> 29:59.906 Ian Flemming. 30:00.186 --> 30:01.007 Yeah. 30:01.347 --> 30:04.009 Adam and I have been watching a certain amount of daytime TV recently. 30:04.189 --> 30:05.050 Well, we always have done. 30:05.450 --> 30:06.471 And we think it's got problems. 30:07.423 --> 30:07.663 Right. 30:08.243 --> 30:10.444 Uh, there's just simply not any good programs on. 30:11.165 --> 30:12.425 I mean, you say that, though. 30:12.665 --> 30:13.046 I don't agree. 30:13.066 --> 30:13.906 Well, that's my opinion. 30:13.946 --> 30:16.847 You were being a bit sniffy about this morning with Fern and Phil. 30:17.107 --> 30:20.429 I've gone off Fern and Phil ever since they did their Kerry thing. 30:20.889 --> 30:21.629 Kerry Katona. 30:22.230 --> 30:22.470 Oh, right. 30:22.490 --> 30:23.890 I thought Phil was very mean to her. 30:23.910 --> 30:25.031 You fully handled it badly. 30:25.091 --> 30:27.812 Yeah, she was obviously just fine, just having a tough morning. 30:28.052 --> 30:28.292 Yeah. 30:28.693 --> 30:30.293 And he made a disgrace of himself. 30:30.573 --> 30:31.574 No, he never did. 30:31.954 --> 30:34.517 He was tiptoeing, he did take a bit of a gamble. 30:34.877 --> 30:38.581 He decided, he clearly decided that she was doing some tippling and toppling. 30:38.601 --> 30:42.325 Just, I just feel there's nothing in it for me that, with this morning, you know? 30:42.406 --> 30:43.467 It's not aimed at people like me. 30:43.507 --> 30:44.988 Well, you're a human being, aren't you? 30:45.149 --> 30:46.750 I don't care that much about ladies' fashion. 30:47.291 --> 30:49.313 Paul Ross, he's on there giving his film reviews. 30:49.714 --> 30:50.735 Soap news, mostly. 30:51.115 --> 30:53.856 He did a funny review of the Crystal Skull the other day. 30:53.936 --> 30:54.296 Did he? 30:54.576 --> 30:55.997 Yeah, he loved it. 30:56.597 --> 31:03.020 The other show that really gets my goat on daytime TV is called 60 Minute Makeover, and we've discussed this before. 31:03.300 --> 31:07.322 It used to be hosted by, was it Jane McDonald or somebody like that? 31:07.802 --> 31:08.362 It isn't anymore. 31:08.402 --> 31:12.384 They've got a new lady doing it, but they send a team of about a hundred 31:13.024 --> 31:22.536 decorating student types into a house, and they make over entire sections of a house, not just one room, but a whole floor in 60 minutes. 31:23.558 --> 31:27.543 And they make an awful, awful, horrible pig's ear of it, usually. 31:29.384 --> 31:34.186 Well, you know, anything worth doing is doable in 60 minutes, I would say, as a rule. 31:34.206 --> 31:37.387 Anything worth doing is doable in 60 minutes. 31:37.447 --> 31:39.807 If it takes longer than an hour, it's not worth doing. 31:39.847 --> 31:40.587 That's what I'm saying. 31:40.607 --> 31:41.508 Yeah, that's what you're trying to say. 31:41.548 --> 31:41.908 Fair enough. 31:42.528 --> 31:43.728 That's exactly what I'm saying. 31:44.248 --> 31:49.210 But, you know, it's a shame that a lot of daytime TV doesn't get the attention it deserves, I think. 31:49.250 --> 31:51.350 Maybe that's why standards tend to drop sometimes. 31:51.370 --> 31:51.611 Right. 31:51.791 --> 31:56.472 Because, you know, in the listings mag, I have one here, I have the one from The Times, The Knowledge. 31:57.212 --> 32:25.301 They like all listings mag they concentrate on the evening shows the prime time shows I think it would be nice if there were more magazines and Publications that reviewed the daytime shows as well, you know, because then they would feel the spotlight was on them a bit more That they see there's an atmosphere of they don't really care too much, you know, the only they think are the only people watching are maybe mums You know toddlers some toddlers a few students I never title Yeah, elderly people maybe prisoners 32:26.121 --> 32:30.002 And there's a... Yeah, they can be a little bit patronizing sometimes. 32:30.142 --> 32:31.403 I don't agree with you about this morning. 32:31.423 --> 32:33.003 I think it's one of the best shows ever made. 32:33.323 --> 32:37.725 But it seemed to me if you wanted to break into telly, then daytime is the place to do it. 32:38.365 --> 32:38.985 Loose Swimming? 32:39.586 --> 32:40.146 What about them? 32:40.406 --> 32:40.886 You a fan? 32:41.266 --> 32:41.466 No. 32:41.826 --> 32:42.046 What? 32:42.767 --> 32:43.667 You've got some problems. 32:43.687 --> 32:44.267 You've got some issues. 32:44.307 --> 32:45.948 What kind of daytime show do you want to see? 32:46.308 --> 32:47.368 What could be better than Loose Swimming? 32:47.388 --> 32:48.589 Well, this is precisely the problem. 32:48.609 --> 32:49.909 There's nothing for me out there. 32:49.969 --> 32:50.189 Yeah. 32:50.369 --> 32:52.170 So I was trying to come up with some better ideas. 32:52.990 --> 32:58.876 for shows and two of the shows that particularly depress me or one of the shows that depresses me is Bargain Hunt. 33:00.358 --> 33:06.044 I feel sorry for the people that make and present that programme because it's on every day, isn't it? 33:06.985 --> 33:11.931 For months and months and months and they're in a different town every month in a car boot sale? 33:12.531 --> 33:13.733 I mean, God, who does that? 33:13.773 --> 33:14.674 Eric Knowles, is it? 33:15.680 --> 33:17.642 One of the Antiques Roadshow experts, I think. 33:17.882 --> 33:19.823 I'm looking at the listings here, BBC One. 33:19.904 --> 33:20.624 Imagine life. 33:20.924 --> 33:22.846 Man, it's all, yeah, it's bargain. 33:22.906 --> 33:24.327 10am, home's under the hammer. 33:24.427 --> 33:27.090 He must spend 24 hours a day doing bargain hunt. 33:27.690 --> 33:31.193 11am, to buy or not to buy, this is BBC One. 33:31.213 --> 33:32.094 11.45, cash in the attic. 33:32.274 --> 33:33.835 There's a kind of a pattern forming here. 33:33.855 --> 33:35.697 12.15, bargain hunt. 33:36.617 --> 33:38.499 And then at one, you're into the news. 33:38.519 --> 33:41.381 But that's an entire morning of selling old rubbish. 33:41.441 --> 33:41.702 Right. 33:42.202 --> 33:48.331 Yes, so one of the ideas we had, listeners, and we're getting round to the point here, which is for you to pitch your ideas for daytime TV. 33:48.932 --> 33:56.943 I had an idea that would involve finding two vagrants, men who'd chosen as a lifestyle choice to live on the street. 33:58.806 --> 34:01.189 and survive through alcohol alone. 34:01.449 --> 34:01.629 Yeah. 34:01.770 --> 34:08.158 Right, so I'm not talking about a homeless person or anybody who's fallen on hard times, someone who's chosen to live that life, the Romany lifestyle. 34:08.218 --> 34:08.419 What? 34:08.799 --> 34:09.400 Not Romany. 34:09.680 --> 34:10.321 What's the word? 34:10.982 --> 34:12.504 For someone who, you know, that's... Itinerant. 34:12.784 --> 34:13.085 Yes. 34:13.826 --> 34:14.146 Hobos. 34:14.166 --> 34:14.727 Thank God for that. 34:14.747 --> 34:15.328 A hobo. 34:16.529 --> 34:23.190 You'd get two of them and then you'd challenge them to find the most valuable thing from the bins of a particular city. 34:23.931 --> 34:29.032 So it would come from a different market town or city, you'd get to see different areas of Britain. 34:29.232 --> 34:31.512 And this is presumably inspired partly by Bargain Bin. 34:31.532 --> 34:32.232 Yeah, exactly. 34:32.272 --> 34:33.153 Bargain Hunt, you mean. 34:34.073 --> 34:35.773 My show would be called Bargain... Oh, I see. 34:35.933 --> 34:36.213 Bin? 34:36.313 --> 34:36.813 Bargain Bin. 34:36.853 --> 34:37.634 Bargain Bin, yeah. 34:37.954 --> 34:44.515 They'd be rifling through the bins and whoever found the most valuable or maybe edible or drinkable thing would win. 34:44.915 --> 34:47.817 I found a sandwich that looks pretty good. 34:48.918 --> 34:52.621 See, that would be a big moment for an episode. 34:52.661 --> 34:52.821 Yeah. 34:53.322 --> 34:55.744 Over here, this orange is fine. 34:55.764 --> 34:57.425 It's only half eaten. 34:57.805 --> 34:58.146 Exactly. 34:59.008 --> 35:00.008 What would it be, the climax? 35:00.028 --> 35:00.489 How would they? 35:00.529 --> 35:02.589 Because you'd have to sort of settle it with some kind of thing. 35:02.609 --> 35:06.131 Well, they could prepare a meal for some of their itinerant friends. 35:06.251 --> 35:06.531 Right. 35:07.151 --> 35:11.673 And then... Because then you could, like, fuse a few. 35:11.713 --> 35:12.994 What if it wasn't edible, though? 35:13.014 --> 35:15.535 Like, what if they'd found, say... Points off, then. 35:15.895 --> 35:16.215 Really. 35:16.275 --> 35:16.515 Yeah. 35:16.595 --> 35:20.217 But it's like that show where people cook meals, you know, and... Yes. 35:20.437 --> 35:21.617 And they go around and there's a celebrity one. 35:21.637 --> 35:23.698 So they have to create some kind of a presentation. 35:23.718 --> 35:28.080 I don't think you could keep it too strictly to a meal, but I think the word presentation... 35:28.980 --> 35:29.940 with the vices. 35:30.160 --> 35:37.962 It's either a meal, or it's a sculpture, or a painting, or something, or it's just a gift for a sick kid. 35:38.422 --> 35:39.863 Anyway, that's a good idea, don't you think? 35:39.923 --> 35:44.144 It's low budget, it's good for Credit Crunch Britain heading into recession. 35:44.184 --> 35:45.604 You know, we've got to make the most of what we've got. 35:45.784 --> 35:46.924 Good to recycle bins. 35:47.085 --> 35:47.585 Absolutely. 35:47.645 --> 35:48.145 Bargain bin. 35:49.746 --> 35:50.366 That's a nice name. 35:50.386 --> 35:54.050 So listeners, similar types of ideas we would like from you. 35:54.090 --> 35:56.532 Well, not necessarily similar as such. 35:56.812 --> 35:59.354 Ideas for daytime TV shows that could really take off. 35:59.935 --> 36:01.516 It's about being able to do it a lot. 36:01.676 --> 36:01.937 Yeah. 36:02.157 --> 36:06.521 You know, and my idea, Bargain Bin, that could really go out every day for years. 36:06.541 --> 36:07.602 And I'd be happy to watch that. 36:07.842 --> 36:08.262 Absolutely. 36:08.302 --> 36:09.724 Are you going to maybe think of an idea? 36:12.786 --> 36:13.106 Yes. 36:13.487 --> 36:14.147 Yes, I am. 36:14.447 --> 36:17.168 And I tell you what I'm going to do to give myself a bit of time to think about it. 36:17.188 --> 36:19.149 I'm going to play quite a long free play. 36:19.189 --> 36:20.750 Hey, can I remind people of the text number first? 36:20.770 --> 36:21.310 Oh, yes, please do, yes. 36:21.350 --> 36:25.712 The text number is 64046, if you would like to respond to that text donation. 36:25.753 --> 36:28.774 Or you can email adamandjo.6musicatbbc.co.uk. 36:29.374 --> 36:33.876 Yes, so quite a long free play, but I hope you won't mind, listeners, because it's just a smash. 36:34.257 --> 36:40.620 I would say this is the great curve from the Talking Heads album Remain in Light, which is one of the best albums ever made anyway. 36:41.320 --> 36:46.663 But this song, perhaps, is one of the most exciting songs ever recorded. 36:46.824 --> 36:52.547 I think it's a kind of dense web of loops and grooves and rhythms. 36:53.108 --> 36:54.869 And it's just as good as it gets, I think. 36:54.889 --> 36:55.509 I hope you agree. 36:55.529 --> 36:56.390 This is the great curve. 36:56.990 --> 37:00.632 C3PO, CBBs, C sickness, semi-after, C5. 37:01.940 --> 37:02.721 That's what he says, isn't it? 37:02.941 --> 37:04.702 He says CBeebies at once taste, doesn't he? 37:05.043 --> 37:05.943 I don't think he does. 37:06.244 --> 37:07.905 Could you figure out what he's rapping about? 37:07.925 --> 37:11.007 No, have you got that little clip there, James? 37:18.103 --> 37:18.784 C-3PO. 37:19.825 --> 37:20.807 What is he talking about? 37:21.087 --> 37:25.133 He's saying with the same sword they knight you, they're going to good knight you. 37:25.934 --> 37:29.860 He's saying basically success and failure come hand in hand. 37:30.100 --> 37:32.083 And that's only half if they like you. 37:33.513 --> 37:36.394 That ain't even the half of what they might do to you. 37:36.634 --> 37:38.175 If you don't believe me, ask Michael. 37:38.615 --> 37:42.396 See Martin, see Malcolm, see Biggie, see Tupac. 37:42.756 --> 37:44.097 See success in its outcome. 37:44.377 --> 37:47.118 See Jesus, see Judas, see Caesar, see Brutus. 37:47.338 --> 37:49.139 Success is like suicide. 37:50.359 --> 37:51.701 It's strong stuff, isn't it? 37:51.721 --> 37:52.963 It is strong stuff. 37:52.983 --> 37:53.764 He's doing all right. 37:53.784 --> 37:55.307 He hasn't had any trubs yet. 37:55.427 --> 37:56.248 Exactly. 37:56.268 --> 37:57.410 He's hardly one to talk. 37:57.430 --> 37:58.552 He's sitting on top of the world. 37:58.852 --> 38:02.317 He's going to be Barack Obama's head of economic policy. 38:02.878 --> 38:03.319 Jay-Z. 38:03.479 --> 38:03.740 Yes. 38:05.602 --> 38:06.422 It's not going to happen. 38:07.022 --> 38:08.003 But that's a good rap. 38:08.083 --> 38:08.403 Wow. 38:08.743 --> 38:12.244 I mean, the thing about the rap... I thought he was just talking rhyming words to fill the space. 38:12.604 --> 38:12.824 No. 38:13.044 --> 38:14.784 But it turns out he's actually saying something. 38:14.804 --> 38:16.985 It's an important bit of information there. 38:17.045 --> 38:19.245 The problem is, though, that you wait for the rap. 38:19.265 --> 38:19.886 Do you not find? 38:19.926 --> 38:22.106 Throughout the song, you're just sort of thinking, oh, rap coming. 38:22.326 --> 38:24.127 Here comes the rap in a bit. 38:24.487 --> 38:25.047 Rap coming. 38:25.427 --> 38:26.367 Why is that, do you think? 38:26.447 --> 38:27.007 Rap coming. 38:27.267 --> 38:29.768 Because it's so... it jars so much, you know. 38:29.888 --> 38:31.408 I mean, obviously, that's the point. 38:31.468 --> 38:33.589 It's such a contrast to Martin. 38:33.809 --> 38:35.010 I really like that song, though. 38:35.090 --> 38:36.210 That's a good song, don't you reckon? 38:36.370 --> 38:37.411 Yeah, that's the good song. 38:37.571 --> 38:38.391 Is it not Up Your Alley? 38:38.571 --> 38:39.572 Yeah, no, I quite like it. 38:39.592 --> 38:40.672 It's enjoyable. 38:40.692 --> 38:42.173 I like the tempo and the clapping. 38:42.393 --> 38:42.533 Yeah. 38:42.553 --> 38:43.934 I'm not so sure about the rapping. 38:44.714 --> 38:46.015 No. 38:46.595 --> 38:49.156 This is Adam and Jo on BBC Six Music. 38:49.777 --> 38:50.617 What are we going to do now? 38:50.737 --> 38:54.879 Well, if only I could play my news jingle, but that would be in breach of Song Wars rules. 38:55.159 --> 38:56.480 Why, to take us into the news. 38:56.520 --> 38:57.040 Yeah. 38:57.560 --> 38:58.121 Here's the news. 39:03.271 --> 39:05.216 What if I don't want to? 39:05.316 --> 39:06.339 But I'm using email. 39:06.519 --> 39:07.201 Is that a problem? 39:10.478 --> 39:15.799 Yes, Text the Nation this week, listeners, is your ideas for revivifying daytime television. 39:16.579 --> 39:19.640 We were looking through the schedules there, the schedules. 39:19.820 --> 39:22.681 I think I said revivifying last week a couple of times. 39:23.081 --> 39:24.021 You know, sooner or later. 39:24.161 --> 39:25.982 I don't think it exists. 39:26.022 --> 39:26.702 It doesn't exist. 39:26.722 --> 39:34.684 You're always in danger of just using made up words so much that they'll just become part of your normal speech and people will think you're ignorant. 39:34.704 --> 39:35.824 I'm part of the nation's normal speech. 39:36.725 --> 39:36.925 Yeah. 39:37.526 --> 39:41.430 I could make that like an aim for next year to get a new word in the dictionary. 39:41.790 --> 39:44.353 In America, that kind of thing is not frowned upon. 39:44.393 --> 39:46.376 They think nothing of... Creating new words. 39:46.396 --> 39:50.160 Yeah, just randomly creating new words and just acting as if it's totally normal. 39:50.180 --> 39:50.600 Americans are free. 39:51.241 --> 40:07.038 yeah you know in so many ways that we're not free speech yeah free um speech moisturizer um so here are some of your ideas for new daytime shows are you ready Adam yeah go on then you're gonna have to commission these or not uh how about money for old rope 40:07.799 --> 40:13.745 Set in a different town each week, two teams have to see what's the best price they can get for some old rope. 40:14.126 --> 40:14.666 Wait for it. 40:15.147 --> 40:21.193 I used to present A Place in the Sun, and I'm happy to present this for you, yours Victoria Hollingsworth. 40:22.334 --> 40:23.155 She's adorable. 40:23.235 --> 40:24.036 She is adorable. 40:24.296 --> 40:26.458 Oh my lord, she can present anything she wants for me. 40:27.819 --> 40:28.379 What about her? 40:28.559 --> 40:31.701 So you're commissioning it, based purely on your adoration of her? 40:32.462 --> 40:34.063 Yeah, that's how TV works, didn't you know? 40:34.483 --> 40:34.783 Is it? 40:34.843 --> 40:35.084 Yeah. 40:35.164 --> 40:36.665 Do you think the old rope idea though? 40:37.045 --> 40:37.465 Don't mind. 40:37.625 --> 40:40.728 I mean, she's taking literally a phrase literally there. 40:41.268 --> 40:43.570 You know, it really doesn't matter when you've got a presenter like that. 40:44.270 --> 40:45.451 Even when the joke wore off. 40:45.831 --> 40:50.932 Even when the wordplay wore off and you ended up with a show where you had to travel around the country with bits of rope. 40:50.972 --> 40:51.593 Doesn't matter. 40:51.793 --> 40:54.413 You still got a lovely person to look at. 40:54.633 --> 40:54.833 Good. 40:55.233 --> 40:56.094 Well, that's a commission. 40:57.534 --> 41:00.875 I mean, that sounds sort of reductive and sexist in a way. 41:00.995 --> 41:02.015 It does, doesn't it? 41:02.055 --> 41:06.116 But that's deceptive because... But that's how a lot of things on TV work. 41:06.156 --> 41:08.317 I'm trying to get into the mindset of the commissioner. 41:08.837 --> 41:10.417 So I would say that's an excellent idea. 41:10.477 --> 41:12.478 Plus, a lot of people like old rope. 41:13.018 --> 41:13.278 Right. 41:13.478 --> 41:15.979 And they're interested in various different kinds of rope. 41:16.019 --> 41:17.460 You know, there's all sorts of different rope. 41:17.480 --> 41:20.080 There's nothing sexist about being sexy. 41:20.801 --> 41:22.561 That's right, to quote final tap. 41:22.821 --> 41:24.222 Here's another one from Paul. 41:25.342 --> 41:27.243 He says, how about a horse racing show? 41:27.643 --> 41:35.246 But instead of horses, dogs and kids for jockeys, it could go on before Animal Hospital and they could link between the two. 41:35.526 --> 41:36.426 Why dogs? 41:36.706 --> 41:38.867 Because it's toddlers on big dogs. 41:39.427 --> 41:39.947 Oh, I see. 41:39.987 --> 41:42.288 I thought the dogs were riding the horses. 41:43.852 --> 41:46.455 Well, that's another series. 41:46.815 --> 41:48.798 Dogs tied horses. 41:49.158 --> 41:50.219 That's just cruel. 41:50.479 --> 41:54.504 I know it's cruel, but I mean, but not if you taught the dog really how to ride. 41:56.821 --> 42:12.514 think their hind legs are built for that sitting position they can do anything dogs you can train them to do anything if they can say sausages they can ride a horse true so but hang on you're forgetting to focus on the actual idea which is toddlers on big dogs 42:14.155 --> 42:15.476 That's very good too. 42:15.616 --> 42:16.436 I think that would be great. 42:16.476 --> 42:17.777 And you'd get John McKirrick. 42:18.217 --> 42:19.838 It'd be quite boring and very long. 42:20.278 --> 42:21.939 And there'd be lots of preamble. 42:21.959 --> 42:23.420 What do you want to be boring about it? 42:23.640 --> 42:25.541 Well, it's because it would be like horse racing. 42:25.561 --> 42:28.723 You'd make it feel exactly like racing on 4. 42:28.843 --> 42:34.727 Because for the whole afternoon, Channel 4 is just this awful, miserable, bleak racing. 42:35.547 --> 42:37.028 Show unless you like racing. 42:37.148 --> 42:37.368 Yeah. 42:37.408 --> 42:37.608 Yeah. 42:37.808 --> 42:39.128 Anyway, I think that's a very good idea. 42:39.188 --> 42:40.189 Is that getting a commission? 42:40.589 --> 42:41.149 Certainly. 42:41.269 --> 42:41.589 Yeah. 42:41.669 --> 42:45.290 And maybe the the dogs one may be on more for the dogs. 42:46.151 --> 42:46.771 Very sized. 42:46.891 --> 42:55.474 Well, you'd have to get a dog big enough for the rider unless unless, you know, you wanted novelty points. 42:55.834 --> 42:56.034 Right. 42:56.194 --> 42:57.154 That's a very big toddler. 42:57.194 --> 43:01.896 And it's the commentators Australian very big commentator on a very, very small dog. 43:02.156 --> 43:04.137 It's an absolutely giant toddler there. 43:04.197 --> 43:07.318 It's the kind of toddler that you worry about. 43:07.358 --> 43:08.958 It's slightly too large. 43:09.038 --> 43:11.219 The huge pudgy tree trunk legs. 43:11.299 --> 43:16.501 It can barely fit around the little poodle that he's been married to there. 43:17.201 --> 43:18.441 And off they go. 43:18.481 --> 43:19.402 And he's off already. 43:19.462 --> 43:20.702 He's married to the poodle. 43:20.982 --> 43:24.785 Well, I don't mean that in the religious sense. 43:24.965 --> 43:25.726 Do you want another one? 43:25.926 --> 43:26.787 Is that getting commissioned? 43:26.947 --> 43:27.367 Oh, certainly. 43:27.387 --> 43:28.088 Doing very well. 43:28.108 --> 43:30.610 For a long time, that's going to be on for about 15 or 20 years. 43:31.170 --> 43:39.877 Joe from Hive suggests, I think that ITV's Loose Women could be reworked, replacing the current presenters with genuinely loose women, aka ladies of the night. 43:40.357 --> 43:44.640 They could entertain the audience with bawdy stories and offer sex tips for the less loose. 43:45.241 --> 43:48.263 I wouldn't watch it personally, but I'm sure lots of people would. 43:50.745 --> 43:51.645 That sums it all up. 43:51.705 --> 43:52.305 Who's that from? 43:52.565 --> 43:54.046 That's from Joe in Hive. 43:54.266 --> 43:56.006 Joe, that's what the show is like already. 43:58.127 --> 43:59.308 You don't think it'll make any difference? 43:59.328 --> 44:00.148 They've already done it. 44:01.068 --> 44:02.109 No, that's a good idea. 44:02.269 --> 44:03.029 That is a good idea. 44:03.069 --> 44:08.571 And that's certainly one of the last boundaries for daytime TV. 44:08.691 --> 44:11.652 To have actual sex workers presenting. 44:11.812 --> 44:25.680 I mean, Jeremy Kyle is filthy enough, because over on ITV, by contrast to the BBC's obsession with selling bits of old tat, you've got on ITV all kinds of bits of humanity colliding in shocking ways. 44:26.000 --> 44:29.642 The Jeremy Kyle show is what you start your morning with on ITV. 44:30.062 --> 44:33.244 Then you go into two hours of this morning with Phil and Fern, which is excellent. 44:33.764 --> 44:34.805 Then you've got The Loose Women. 44:35.666 --> 44:39.890 Um, so it is, there's a lot of sexy chat in those shows anyway. 44:40.510 --> 44:45.195 You know, you've got Ayman, is it Ayman Holmes who's on, uh, he's the fill-in guy on, uh, this morning. 44:45.275 --> 44:47.557 Yes, he does it with his lovely wife every now and then. 44:47.657 --> 44:47.917 Right. 44:48.118 --> 44:49.019 And he presents the show. 44:50.560 --> 45:18.055 Thank you very much Alan Carr and he is on there like the other day I was watching it and they just had like a load of housewives in their pants sat on stools and they they were testing various kind of wraps that you put around you in order to lose weight like you can lose you can shed inches in an hour because it basically drains all the fluid out of you and they were testing the efficacy of these various fluid draining systems. 45:18.855 --> 45:28.202 And meanwhile, Eamonn Holmes was sort of stood there sheepishly making jokes about how he'd like to have some of the fluid drained out of him and staring at these women in their pants. 45:29.603 --> 45:31.405 It was quite a bizarre bit of telling. 45:31.425 --> 45:32.305 Lovely morning for Eamonn. 45:32.666 --> 45:33.626 I had a good time, though. 45:33.786 --> 45:36.108 You can get really filthy stuff in daytime. 45:36.328 --> 45:36.789 Certainly. 45:36.909 --> 45:39.231 It's a strange sort of no man's land, isn't it? 45:39.471 --> 45:46.476 Well, in the olden days... The famous testicle examination on the... Sure, Richard and Judy were very... Yeah, but we should sit, because you can't talk about stuff like that on a Saturday morning. 45:46.536 --> 45:48.637 You shouldn't talk about stuff like that, ever. 45:48.777 --> 45:49.617 Technically. 45:49.737 --> 45:50.517 Another quick idea? 45:50.778 --> 45:50.978 Yeah. 45:51.118 --> 45:52.298 I like that idea, by the way. 45:52.358 --> 45:53.659 That's a good idea for loose women. 45:54.139 --> 45:54.499 Yes. 45:55.019 --> 45:55.939 A stool pigeon. 45:55.959 --> 45:57.540 I like it already. 45:57.620 --> 45:58.940 Hosted by Gillian Mckeith. 45:59.741 --> 46:01.061 Dressed up as a big bird. 46:01.301 --> 46:02.222 Can you guess the rest? 46:02.482 --> 46:02.722 Yeah. 46:03.102 --> 46:05.323 Going round the country, checking out peoples. 46:06.283 --> 46:08.906 Well, she does that already, but I was thinking maybe she would do it for birds. 46:08.946 --> 46:09.546 Would that be fun? 46:09.586 --> 46:17.174 Part of the logic of daytime is you take a formula that's worked weekly on proper television, and then you spread it incredibly thinly, don't you? 46:17.194 --> 46:17.374 Yes. 46:17.394 --> 46:18.715 And you make it just go on forever. 46:18.795 --> 46:28.505 So Gillian, five days a week, just knocking on doors, shoving her hand down people's toilet bowls, and ranting about what she finds therein. 46:29.085 --> 46:29.945 That would be good, wouldn't it? 46:29.985 --> 46:31.166 Yes, it would be very good. 46:31.266 --> 46:31.986 Very good. 46:32.026 --> 46:35.067 That's a complete... They're all commissioned. 46:35.468 --> 46:36.448 Yeah, so far so good. 46:36.468 --> 46:37.749 That's amazing. 46:37.769 --> 46:39.349 This is an excellent raft of ideas. 46:39.489 --> 46:41.210 Let's have some more after some more music. 46:42.090 --> 46:43.291 This is exciting though, man. 46:44.311 --> 46:49.573 And this is Florence and the Machine with Dog Days are over. 46:49.593 --> 46:51.094 I don't know this track and I'm excited to hear it. 46:51.134 --> 46:52.795 James, our producer's giving it the thumbs up. 46:53.995 --> 46:57.076 It's very exciting to find out whether we're going to have to beat James up or not. 46:57.577 --> 46:58.297 So here it is. 46:59.297 --> 47:20.214 very nice Florence and the Machine with dog days are over we won't have to beat James up for popping that in the playlist there somebody was pointing out that on Stephen Fry's program all about America they they had a bit where people where kids rode sheep they were they were slightly older though they were about five or so we're talking about toddlers on our show yeah very very different two-year-olds 47:21.135 --> 47:28.981 And some of the time, or younger, some of the time we're strapping them on there because they can't actually hold off themselves. 47:29.261 --> 47:30.242 That's our young man. 47:30.982 --> 47:40.929 I mean, obviously there's certain guidelines and restrictions that we'd have to deal with and some hoops we'd have to jump through to get this on air, but I'm pretty confident that we can get it done. 47:40.989 --> 47:41.850 I think it's a goer. 47:42.350 --> 47:43.431 Keep those ideas coming in. 47:43.451 --> 47:44.532 The text number is 64046. 47:46.772 --> 47:48.273 It's Adam and Jo on BBC Six Music. 47:48.753 --> 47:52.494 Now, if you're a regular listener, you'll, uh, know about our obsession with Stephen! 47:52.514 --> 47:53.034 Stephen! 47:53.414 --> 47:54.315 It's our catchphrase. 47:54.395 --> 47:55.215 Uh, kind of thing. 47:55.255 --> 47:59.296 If, if you didn't... The problem is, if you didn't listen to that one show... You'd be mystified. 47:59.416 --> 48:00.517 You're gonna be mystified. 48:00.557 --> 48:04.438 And the more we continue coming back to Stephen, the more mystified people will be. 48:04.618 --> 48:06.699 I did a gig this week and someone shouted out Stephen. 48:06.939 --> 48:10.620 Well, it's becoming a sort of Masonic handshake type of thing. 48:10.800 --> 48:15.702 A kind of a way that people who listen to this show can recognize one another. 48:15.742 --> 48:16.022 Yes! 48:16.562 --> 48:18.623 and then sort of cuddle and comfort each other. 48:18.803 --> 48:27.585 It's like an invasion of the body snatches instead of pointing and going... Here's an email on this subject from Tim in Sheffield. 48:27.605 --> 48:28.645 He says, hello Adam and Jo. 48:28.685 --> 48:35.146 During a pub quiz this week, someone trying to name a celebrity on a picture round suggested they thought it might be a Steven. 48:35.466 --> 48:37.167 I instinctively replied, Steven! 48:38.367 --> 48:46.829 in the muffled holler style of the eponymous comics title and started to regret it because I doubt I could explain it without a guess you had to be their reaction. 48:47.149 --> 48:55.770 But then, one of my friends looked up, paused, pointed at me and said, Adam and Jo, Stephen, Stephen seems to work as a bit of a Freemason's handshake. 48:56.190 --> 48:56.730 There you go. 48:57.190 --> 49:01.691 And then there's another email that came in from Megan saying, hey Adam and Jo, how's it going? 49:01.731 --> 49:03.992 Just popping you an email to say, thanks for the shows. 49:04.472 --> 49:05.452 Oh, and way back when, 49:06.472 --> 49:07.993 Quote it's a poo-poo party pom-pom. 49:08.013 --> 49:08.873 Did you remember that? 49:08.893 --> 49:22.437 Yeah, sure we were talking about that thing that goes down Frank said yeah She says for my 18th birthday party I wrote that in huge letters and stuck it on the wall where nobody understood But there you go. 49:22.537 --> 49:23.037 I loved it 49:24.037 --> 49:25.318 That's a slightly sadder tale. 49:25.498 --> 49:26.278 It is a sadder tale. 49:26.358 --> 49:27.779 Nobody there picking up on that. 49:27.899 --> 49:36.104 But it's showing that some listeners to this show want to share their, you know, the things they've observed on the show. 49:36.184 --> 49:36.744 It's a secret. 49:36.784 --> 49:40.487 It's a special secret known only to DAB owners. 49:41.467 --> 49:43.989 So that is a way that people could communicate. 49:44.029 --> 49:45.890 It was suggested that if you were in the cinema 49:46.610 --> 50:06.197 and you heard our cinema advert that you could shout Steven and see if anybody else shouted Steven and then if they did you could go up and talk to them you'd immediately have a smorgasbord of subjects to talk to them about most of them toilet joke related you probably have a smorgasbord as well just yeah you could go home and have a delicious 50:06.597 --> 50:07.678 It would be great. 50:08.378 --> 50:18.602 And also it wouldn't be too disruptive because I think I'm right in saying that those ads play at the beginning of the ad lump there in the cinema when very few people are in the auditorium. 50:19.042 --> 50:19.942 That's the best place. 50:20.062 --> 50:20.903 It's the best time. 50:20.983 --> 50:21.563 Best time to advertise. 50:21.583 --> 50:22.703 People just getting comfortable. 50:22.723 --> 50:24.124 The fewer people the better. 50:24.804 --> 50:25.245 That's right. 50:25.265 --> 50:26.366 Keeps the brand cool. 50:27.026 --> 50:27.927 Not Russell Brand though. 50:28.188 --> 50:29.088 No, he ain't cool. 50:29.169 --> 50:29.569 No more. 50:29.829 --> 50:30.170 Noob. 50:30.350 --> 50:30.690 He's hot. 50:30.710 --> 50:31.611 He's out there in the States. 50:31.771 --> 50:32.572 Anyway, there we go. 50:33.293 --> 50:36.576 That's just an idea for fans to communicate to each other with. 50:36.716 --> 50:39.179 We've got a little Steven clip actually that someone else found. 50:39.199 --> 50:39.459 Have we? 50:39.479 --> 50:40.020 Yeah, yeah. 50:40.420 --> 50:42.802 Let's see if you can guess what this film is from. 50:43.083 --> 50:43.303 What? 50:43.423 --> 50:43.924 Say that again. 50:43.984 --> 50:45.745 What film this clip is from. 50:45.785 --> 50:46.186 There you go. 50:46.246 --> 50:46.666 Thank you. 50:47.227 --> 50:47.567 Steven. 50:48.775 --> 50:49.596 Are you rescuing me? 50:50.116 --> 50:52.098 So that would be a good little... That's good. 50:52.178 --> 50:53.459 ...non-exciting bit in the film. 50:53.499 --> 50:54.279 Yes, I am. 50:54.700 --> 50:55.200 Yeah, exactly. 50:55.640 --> 50:55.921 Yes. 50:56.861 --> 50:58.042 Yes, I am. 50:58.723 --> 51:00.344 I don't even think you would say yes, I am. 51:00.364 --> 51:00.744 Not I am. 51:00.824 --> 51:01.044 No. 51:01.325 --> 51:01.625 Yes. 51:01.905 --> 51:03.386 Steven, are you rescuing me? 51:04.667 --> 51:04.907 Yes. 51:05.088 --> 51:05.348 Yes. 51:06.048 --> 51:07.449 And that would be the end of that scene. 51:08.370 --> 51:09.471 It's a good scene. 51:09.751 --> 51:11.272 Don't tell people what that was from. 51:11.392 --> 51:11.653 Oh, really? 51:11.693 --> 51:13.334 We were going to get people to get... Play it once more, even. 51:14.054 --> 51:14.375 Steven. 51:15.612 --> 51:16.373 Are you rescuing me? 51:16.933 --> 51:17.894 You see, it's underplayed. 51:18.174 --> 51:23.778 If you're the first person to tell us correctly what that film is, we will improvise a song in your honour. 51:23.919 --> 51:24.299 How about that? 51:24.359 --> 51:24.699 What? 51:24.779 --> 51:26.180 I know, that's an insane promise to make. 51:26.240 --> 51:26.901 You're an idiot. 51:26.921 --> 51:28.062 But we're going to do that. 51:28.102 --> 51:28.822 We're going to do that. 51:28.842 --> 51:29.703 Why did you say that? 51:29.803 --> 51:34.006 When I say a song, you know... That makes it a competition and that's illegal on the BBC. 51:34.107 --> 51:34.747 No, it's not. 51:35.107 --> 51:36.008 Well, it's a prize. 51:36.188 --> 51:36.869 It's not. 51:36.889 --> 51:38.510 There's no money or things changed in hands. 51:38.570 --> 51:40.311 I'm going to whip this up and get you fired. 51:40.472 --> 51:41.012 Are you really? 51:41.032 --> 51:41.332 Yes. 51:41.512 --> 51:41.773 Good. 51:41.793 --> 51:42.633 The text number is 64046. 51:42.893 --> 51:43.874 You know what? 51:44.034 --> 51:44.655 I'm going to resign. 51:45.135 --> 51:45.535 Really? 51:45.715 --> 51:46.635 I'm doing it fast! 51:46.876 --> 51:48.096 I'm gonna resign before you. 51:48.116 --> 51:48.476 Right. 51:48.616 --> 51:49.976 Is it your free choice now? 51:50.036 --> 51:51.157 Yeah, this is John Legend. 51:51.197 --> 51:54.037 He's contemporary R&B's answer to Lionel Richie. 51:54.057 --> 51:54.778 Does that excite you? 51:55.318 --> 51:55.878 Yes, it does. 51:55.898 --> 51:56.878 Do you like Lionel Richie? 51:57.078 --> 51:57.398 Certainly. 51:57.418 --> 51:57.838 Who doesn't? 51:58.739 --> 52:02.459 I like Lionel Richie's album, the one with All Night Long on it. 52:02.539 --> 52:03.160 What's it called? 52:03.180 --> 52:07.441 That's what it's called. 52:08.061 --> 52:11.122 Anyway, John Legend's the new Lionel Richie, but this is one of his best moments. 52:11.162 --> 52:12.442 This is a song called Slow Dance. 52:14.056 --> 52:15.958 the big, pretty castle. 52:16.099 --> 52:18.161 It is the top of the hour. 52:18.321 --> 52:19.683 Ooh, that's wonderful. 52:20.044 --> 52:22.687 I got so bored with the last hour and had 52:27.699 --> 52:28.380 And so are we. 52:28.500 --> 52:30.342 We're Adam and Jo on BBC Six Music. 52:30.362 --> 52:31.704 We're just normal everyday people. 52:31.744 --> 52:33.426 We don't have any skills. 52:33.466 --> 52:35.709 We certainly don't have the skills to present radio. 52:36.450 --> 52:39.573 So if you're looking for that kind of thing, then you're on the wrong show. 52:39.634 --> 52:44.700 Who is it you say that we got an email last week from some guy saying, because Jonathan wasn't on? 52:45.460 --> 52:50.605 And he was listening to our show for the first time and saying, this is a very poor substitute for Jonathan Ross. 52:51.566 --> 52:56.911 I just love the idea that someone would sit there and get a bit huffy and listen to us for 20 minutes and think, these guys are idiots. 52:57.231 --> 52:58.052 I'm going to tell them. 52:58.372 --> 53:04.218 I'm going to compose an email just to let them know, because I hate the idea that they might be sitting there thinking that they're not idiots. 53:04.758 --> 53:07.861 And I think they need an idiot wake-up call, and I'm the man to give it to them. 53:08.001 --> 53:11.062 Well, well done encouraging that kind of person. 53:12.402 --> 53:12.803 Well, you know. 53:12.823 --> 53:14.883 There's only one text out of many. 53:15.323 --> 53:16.444 And it takes all sorts. 53:16.804 --> 53:17.164 You know? 53:17.184 --> 53:17.824 Does it? 53:18.104 --> 53:18.424 Yeah. 53:18.664 --> 53:20.165 All sorts of sweets everywhere. 53:20.185 --> 53:21.105 Yeah, everyday people. 53:21.525 --> 53:22.005 Yeah, sure. 53:22.746 --> 53:23.466 What's happening now then? 53:23.906 --> 53:28.750 We should say that lots and lots of people got which film that Stephen Clipp was from. 53:29.270 --> 53:33.774 We can't pick out anybody because in no way is this a competitive thing. 53:34.074 --> 53:36.095 They all came in at the same time, so sorry about that. 53:36.115 --> 53:37.036 Exactly the same time. 53:37.597 --> 53:39.478 So well done everybody, but it was The Life Aquatic. 53:39.498 --> 53:40.519 The Life Aquatic. 53:41.259 --> 53:44.901 Thank you very much for your texts and emails on that subject. 53:45.141 --> 53:56.907 We are going to pick things up with text the nation in a little bit, but I've been doing some thinking about the credit crunch again, you know, because I think people are... The country needs you to turn your mind to that problem. 53:56.927 --> 53:58.247 They're not talking about it enough. 53:58.287 --> 54:03.770 You know, everyone's gone off about there was Brandon Rossgate and then there was Obama and stuff. 54:03.810 --> 54:05.971 And I'm not hearing enough about the crunch. 54:06.391 --> 54:07.692 Well, it's not a crunch anymore. 54:07.912 --> 54:08.052 Yeah. 54:08.072 --> 54:09.112 Well, this is what I was going to say. 54:09.132 --> 54:09.633 What is it now? 54:10.413 --> 54:13.836 Well, a crunch is just a sort of a nibble, it's a momentary sensation, isn't it? 54:13.896 --> 54:20.362 This is now, I mean, this is a permanent, profound and scarring thing, according to all the newspapers, right? 54:20.402 --> 54:22.684 Well, for a while it was called the slow down. 54:23.224 --> 54:23.484 Right. 54:23.585 --> 54:24.665 It stopped being called the crunch. 54:24.685 --> 54:25.246 It's a crisis. 54:25.346 --> 54:27.048 It became the credit crisis for a bit. 54:27.068 --> 54:27.288 Right. 54:27.608 --> 54:29.029 And then I saw it referred to as the slowdown. 54:29.069 --> 54:31.590 Then I saw the downturn is the other one. 54:31.770 --> 54:32.050 Right. 54:32.850 --> 54:35.552 And so I'm trying to think where they're going to go next with it. 54:35.592 --> 54:43.035 I was thinking because this is the you're sort of following the progress of something sort of falling off a cliff almost. 54:43.135 --> 54:43.395 Right. 54:43.515 --> 54:49.558 You know, first there's the crunch and then there's the slowdown and then the downturn. 54:49.858 --> 54:51.179 And then after that, it's the plummet. 54:51.359 --> 54:51.699 Yes. 54:51.979 --> 54:54.941 And then when things get really bad, it's the final hurdle. 54:55.461 --> 55:19.300 the credit hortle the credit hortle hortle uh more news on the hortle and um the hortle the hortle oh yeah that's probably what they call it in holland in sweden holland credit hortle yeah it is oh are you depressed about the hortle certainly have some hortle frankfurter some hortle they will help you feel better about the hortle i can't afford i can't afford the hortle because of the hortle 55:20.217 --> 55:20.477 What? 55:21.098 --> 55:22.579 I can't afford the francs. 55:22.939 --> 55:23.520 Oh, yeah, great. 55:23.560 --> 55:23.780 Thanks. 55:23.820 --> 55:24.600 That makes sense now. 55:24.740 --> 55:25.141 All right. 55:25.621 --> 55:27.162 You were the one that brought up the herd of herders. 55:27.222 --> 55:28.023 Hey, let's don't fight. 55:28.083 --> 55:28.343 Come on. 55:28.543 --> 55:29.184 The hurdle. 55:29.564 --> 55:32.386 So after the hurdle, the impact, right? 55:32.426 --> 55:35.088 When do you actually get to the worst bit? 55:35.188 --> 55:38.510 When does the bottom of the barrel suddenly get orderly? 55:38.530 --> 55:40.292 What about the credit massacre? 55:41.433 --> 55:44.595 I mean, that's actually suggesting that there'll be some kind of a massacre. 55:45.981 --> 55:46.562 Is that what you want? 55:46.722 --> 55:49.084 I mean, that's frightening, no, but it's more frightening, isn't it? 55:49.144 --> 55:49.505 Yeah. 55:50.085 --> 55:51.727 That you might actually be massacred. 55:51.907 --> 55:56.632 Well, this is the thing, I was thinking it was getting too frightening, so after the impact, what happens after the impact? 55:56.652 --> 55:57.433 You know, where do you go from there? 55:57.453 --> 55:58.274 I was thinking the boink. 55:58.374 --> 55:58.995 The credit calm. 55:59.435 --> 56:00.276 The credit calm. 56:00.557 --> 56:03.380 Yeah, but that's, it's the moment before the pain hits you, you know? 56:03.700 --> 56:04.301 Or the caboosh. 56:04.841 --> 56:06.182 The credit cabouche. 56:06.663 --> 56:07.183 What's that? 56:07.203 --> 56:09.645 That's just a word from Kung Fu Panda, isn't it? 56:10.006 --> 56:10.306 Maybe. 56:10.746 --> 56:17.392 It's all just the bits of the crunch just hurtling off, like... What about the bits of the credit crunch that get stuck in your teeth? 56:18.613 --> 56:19.494 What would they be called? 56:20.715 --> 56:21.936 Oh, um, credit pips. 56:22.356 --> 56:23.677 The credit pips. 56:24.478 --> 56:25.919 But, um, what? 56:25.999 --> 56:26.740 No use, is it? 56:26.920 --> 56:28.121 Oh dear, oh dear. 56:28.141 --> 56:29.302 Do we have some music? 56:29.903 --> 56:30.423 Okay then. 56:30.443 --> 56:32.525 It's Friendly Fires with Paris. 56:33.145 --> 56:34.285 Oh, it's like dolphins. 56:35.005 --> 56:37.446 It's like relaxing mew... mewd? 56:37.726 --> 56:40.027 Mood music that you might get in a flotation tank. 56:40.527 --> 56:40.827 Hmm. 56:41.047 --> 56:42.467 Have you ever been in a flotation tank? 56:42.627 --> 56:43.307 I'd love to go. 56:43.327 --> 56:45.928 I mean, I was scared of them because of Altered States. 56:45.968 --> 56:48.128 Yeah, Altered States is a very good Ken Russell film. 56:48.348 --> 56:54.130 Yeah, but that would have done... I mean, the flotation tank industry would have been outraged by... You were frightened you were going to devolve. 56:54.370 --> 56:54.610 Yeah. 56:54.770 --> 57:00.691 You know, Altered States is quite hard to get hold of, so younger listeners might not have heard it, but it's an amazing film about a guy that decides... 57:01.431 --> 57:24.498 decides to sort of go on an inner journey involving various mushrooms and flotation tank devices and sort of slightly Sixties and seventies hippie type devices he yeah using a sensory deprivation tank to regress to an earlier state of man He devolves into a sort of primordial being yeah, but first of all like his muscles turn into weird bits of It's very like that our heart video. 57:24.518 --> 57:27.619 Well the video was inspired by the final right that was after 57:27.619 --> 57:28.600 after Altered States. 57:28.640 --> 57:41.168 When Morten Harkett is throwing himself against the walls of the corridor and he's turning from a cartoon back into live action, William Hurt does the same thing in Altered States, but turning from a kind of weird, muscly primordial blob man into a real man. 57:41.248 --> 57:51.195 It was a knowing reference from director Steve Barron, who is a pop video legend who directed that, our hard video, which of course is enjoying a new lease of life thanks to the literal version. 57:51.215 --> 57:54.757 Didn't he direct that film about the man that falls in love with the computer? 57:55.077 --> 57:55.778 Electric Dreams? 57:55.958 --> 57:57.479 I don't know, Steve Barron. 57:57.619 --> 57:57.779 Did he? 57:57.899 --> 58:02.221 Oh no, maybe that was Annabelle Harkerton-Morton, oh I don't know, what are they called? 58:02.261 --> 58:03.842 Jankle and the people that did Max Hedrum. 58:04.283 --> 58:04.803 Oh yeah. 58:05.063 --> 58:06.224 Jankle and I've forgotten their names. 58:06.264 --> 58:07.104 I don't know their names. 58:07.244 --> 58:09.886 He's got a new film coming out, Steve Barron, Choking Man it's called. 58:11.647 --> 58:13.948 But wow, we really skidded around there. 58:14.468 --> 58:15.409 That was informative. 58:15.509 --> 58:16.029 It was informative. 58:16.049 --> 58:19.951 Maybe some crazy kids that wanted a good movie for the weekend might rent Altered States. 58:20.011 --> 58:21.632 Have you seen Altered States recently? 58:22.072 --> 58:23.073 Yeah, it's very weird. 58:23.213 --> 58:23.994 It's really weird. 58:24.014 --> 58:26.195 It's boring in part, but it is pretty unique. 58:26.215 --> 58:28.037 But it's like a proper art film in places. 58:28.057 --> 58:32.961 There's an amazing montage when he goes and he takes peyote or something with the Indians in a cave. 58:32.981 --> 58:33.181 Yeah. 58:33.861 --> 58:38.685 And an extraordinary sequence where he turns into like a kind of sand. 58:38.785 --> 58:41.808 He's just constructed from sand and then he just blows away. 58:42.608 --> 58:44.889 And you've got to see it. 58:45.329 --> 58:48.250 Drugs are a terrible, evil, stupid, stupid thing. 58:48.850 --> 58:53.752 But sometimes films represent what it's like to take them really well. 58:53.852 --> 58:56.152 Well, it's not about taking recreational drugs, though, is it? 58:56.192 --> 59:00.954 No, it's about travelling into the mountains and eating some weird mushroom or something odd. 59:01.234 --> 59:04.455 So it's more kind of... Who's the guy that goes around in the Amazon? 59:04.475 --> 59:05.475 Bruce Parry, Perry. 59:05.755 --> 59:06.575 Oh, I know the guy you mean. 59:06.595 --> 59:07.296 It's more like one of... 59:08.516 --> 59:10.577 It's a film you should see, they don't make them like that anymore. 59:10.597 --> 59:12.499 Mmm, I tell you, because they're not allowed to. 59:12.679 --> 59:12.859 No. 59:13.259 --> 59:14.600 Because no one would see them. 59:15.180 --> 59:16.441 But, er, it's quite a peach. 59:16.721 --> 59:20.164 So, shall we pick up a few text-a-nation, um, ideas there? 59:20.324 --> 59:20.684 Certainly. 59:20.704 --> 59:24.386 Shall we have a jingle to make it seem more organised and structured, James? 59:26.728 --> 59:27.548 Text-a-nation! 59:27.608 --> 59:28.669 Text, text, text! 59:28.769 --> 59:29.530 Text-a-nation! 59:29.590 --> 59:30.550 What if I don't want to? 59:30.790 --> 59:31.531 Text-a-nation! 59:31.611 --> 59:32.612 But I'm using email. 59:32.772 --> 59:33.532 Is that a problem? 59:33.552 --> 59:34.393 It doesn't matter, text! 59:36.477 --> 59:38.339 Yes, text the nation this week, listeners. 59:38.519 --> 59:42.243 We're asking you for your ideas for daytime programming. 59:42.383 --> 59:46.246 We feel that it needs a shot in the arm the whole world of daytime. 59:46.306 --> 59:47.888 Telly, it's got very stuck in a rut. 59:47.928 --> 59:56.436 It's all about selling your house or selling antiques or being a miserable woman or what else is it about? 59:56.756 --> 59:57.557 Desirable woman. 59:57.577 --> 59:58.638 You'll get complaints for that. 59:58.798 --> 59:59.079 Why? 59:59.899 --> 01:00:00.059 Why? 01:00:00.980 --> 01:00:01.140 Why? 01:00:01.300 --> 01:00:01.740 Tell me why. 01:00:01.800 --> 01:00:03.301 Because you're calling women miserable. 01:00:03.441 --> 01:00:06.102 I'm calling the presenters of loose women miserable. 01:00:06.262 --> 01:00:08.183 Yeah, but that's very offensive. 01:00:08.203 --> 01:00:08.943 They're not miserable. 01:00:08.983 --> 01:00:11.044 They're funny, informative, informed. 01:00:11.084 --> 01:00:12.084 They seem unhappy to me. 01:00:12.104 --> 01:00:12.624 Sexy. 01:00:13.284 --> 01:00:14.585 And they're modern. 01:00:14.645 --> 01:00:15.365 You're right. 01:00:15.705 --> 01:00:16.525 Thank you very much. 01:00:16.965 --> 01:00:19.706 So here's an idea that's come in from Mike of Bethnal Green. 01:00:20.527 --> 01:00:29.130 He says, ultimate housewife, a cash event to seek out the best housewife in Britain by putting them through trials of domestic chores. 01:00:30.430 --> 01:00:35.777 judged by expert panel, including the likes of Richard and Judy, Jeremy Kyle and Simon Cowell. 01:00:36.097 --> 01:00:37.960 Britain's favourite housewife, you could call it. 01:00:38.440 --> 01:00:38.961 Ultimate. 01:00:39.121 --> 01:00:40.103 Favourite isn't good enough. 01:00:40.323 --> 01:00:41.404 Ultimate housewife. 01:00:41.464 --> 01:00:44.708 That way you have an excuse to put them through some quite extreme business. 01:00:44.829 --> 01:00:45.109 Right. 01:00:46.090 --> 01:00:47.030 Don't know what that would be. 01:00:47.571 --> 01:00:50.112 Maybe some kind of massive nappy changing challenge. 01:00:50.292 --> 01:00:51.673 So literally business, yeah. 01:00:51.833 --> 01:00:52.153 Yeah. 01:00:52.413 --> 01:00:54.094 Extreme business you could call it. 01:00:54.114 --> 01:00:58.055 Some cleaning, like an enormous section of lino. 01:00:58.896 --> 01:01:03.078 It's not very progressive in terms of the representation of women and their role. 01:01:03.098 --> 01:01:03.738 Would it have to be women? 01:01:03.758 --> 01:01:05.399 Because there's a lot of house husbands these days now. 01:01:05.419 --> 01:01:05.799 Exactly. 01:01:06.179 --> 01:01:07.019 House person. 01:01:07.079 --> 01:01:09.060 Ultimate house person is a better name, Mike. 01:01:09.921 --> 01:01:13.102 That was a very retrograde suggestion for a title there. 01:01:13.622 --> 01:01:14.882 It should be ashamed of himself. 01:01:14.902 --> 01:01:15.903 Are you commissioning that? 01:01:16.543 --> 01:01:17.083 Yes, I am. 01:01:17.943 --> 01:01:18.863 Yeah, that's commissioned. 01:01:19.383 --> 01:01:19.804 That's good. 01:01:19.844 --> 01:01:20.944 Now you're commissioning everything. 01:01:21.044 --> 01:01:24.305 Well, I don't see how it could be worse than what's currently on us. 01:01:24.405 --> 01:01:24.785 Really? 01:01:24.905 --> 01:01:25.165 Yeah. 01:01:25.445 --> 01:01:25.665 Wow. 01:01:25.705 --> 01:01:26.625 It's open season. 01:01:26.685 --> 01:01:27.685 Who are you going to get to present that? 01:01:28.486 --> 01:01:31.706 Well, we've got suggestions for the expert panel to present it. 01:01:32.407 --> 01:01:33.527 I think Jane McDonald. 01:01:34.547 --> 01:01:35.208 She's your favourite. 01:01:35.268 --> 01:01:38.389 Well, she's not in 60 minute makeover anymore and she's very good. 01:01:38.549 --> 01:01:38.749 Yeah. 01:01:39.190 --> 01:01:40.570 She looks great blowing a whistle. 01:01:40.950 --> 01:01:41.391 Certainly. 01:01:42.631 --> 01:01:47.033 Here's another idea from Jem from Brighton. 01:01:47.414 --> 01:01:49.715 The show is called Prize Drawers. 01:01:49.735 --> 01:01:52.396 I'm saying it like that because he's written it in capital letters. 01:01:52.956 --> 01:01:53.837 Exclamation mark. 01:01:54.457 --> 01:01:55.398 It consists 01:01:56.278 --> 01:02:19.474 of looking, hang on I've got to read this in a different voice, it consists of looking into drawers to see what treasures lie in depth in the depth occasional celeb specials occur he's actually put the um in but that's good just rifling through drawers that's a very nice idea don't you think because drawers are fascinating what's in there what's at the back might be some money 01:02:20.715 --> 01:02:24.939 You could randomly go into houses and every house has a sort of bits and bobs draw. 01:02:25.159 --> 01:02:28.082 So basically you're kind of rationalizing your storage space. 01:02:28.703 --> 01:02:30.444 That's the thrust of the thing. 01:02:30.464 --> 01:02:34.248 It could be like through the keyhole, but just with the contents of drawers instead. 01:02:34.308 --> 01:02:35.289 It's a fun thing to do. 01:02:35.369 --> 01:02:36.711 Certainly we've talked about this before. 01:02:36.751 --> 01:02:37.932 That's a genuine program. 01:02:38.092 --> 01:02:43.718 Throwing things away is very hard to do, and it would be nice to have an expert just going through your stuff and saying, you don't need this. 01:02:43.778 --> 01:02:45.620 What's in Famous People's Bits and Bob's Drums? 01:02:45.640 --> 01:02:46.461 I mean, they did do that. 01:02:46.481 --> 01:02:50.466 What was the show where they go through and they throw out loads of your junk and stuff? 01:02:51.487 --> 01:02:58.635 Uh, Clutter, Clutter, Clutter, Chug, Chug, Chug, Chug, Chug, Chug, Chug, Chug, Chug, Chug, Chug, Chug, Chug, Chug, Chug, Chug, Chug, Chug, Chug, Chug, Chug, Chug, Chug, Chug, Chug, Chug, Chug, Chug, Chug, Chug, Chug, Chug, Chug, Chug, Chug, Chug, Chug, Chug, Chug, Chug, Chug, Chug, Chug, Chug, Chug, Chug, Chug 01:02:58.735 --> 01:03:01.517 There was an American lady, and sometimes it would result in tears. 01:03:01.557 --> 01:03:02.758 You know, people... Oh, that's right. 01:03:02.778 --> 01:03:05.140 And then they would put all the stuff in the garden. 01:03:05.180 --> 01:03:05.380 Yeah. 01:03:05.640 --> 01:03:07.942 And then they'd get a kind of shredding machine. 01:03:07.962 --> 01:03:08.682 Right. 01:03:08.842 --> 01:03:11.864 And yeah, they'd have to shred stuff, and it was letting go of their past. 01:03:11.884 --> 01:03:13.365 I mean, that's a good idea for sure. 01:03:13.385 --> 01:03:13.946 That's a good idea. 01:03:13.966 --> 01:03:14.746 But it's being done, isn't it? 01:03:14.966 --> 01:03:17.368 But the bits and bobs drawers, I think, is a definite goer there. 01:03:17.388 --> 01:03:17.488 Yeah. 01:03:17.528 --> 01:03:17.728 Gem. 01:03:18.889 --> 01:03:20.551 Whatever gender you are, we're not sure. 01:03:21.291 --> 01:03:29.297 Quite a few people have suggested a cosmetic surgery show that travels around the country but does the cosmetic surgery very quickly. 01:03:29.818 --> 01:03:30.738 That's a good idea. 01:03:31.879 --> 01:03:36.323 And you would keep it if they botched the operations and stuff? 01:03:36.483 --> 01:03:39.305 One of the people that suggested it is just O from London. 01:03:40.906 --> 01:03:51.971 I'd like to see a makeover show that follows a cosmetic surgeon on the streets of towns across Britain performing his improvements in a makeshift tent in the course of 60 minutes Mmm, right like a 60 minute makeover but with actual surgery. 01:03:51.991 --> 01:03:52.131 Yeah. 01:03:52.151 --> 01:03:57.233 Yeah, that's a nice idea But they would you wouldn't have time for them to heal you wouldn't be able to get the after properly would you? 01:03:57.973 --> 01:03:59.874 No, but still be scarred and in bandages. 01:03:59.914 --> 01:04:06.757 That's the only drawback there Yeah, but you could you could catch up with them every show you could like have a few people from eight weeks before you know and 01:04:06.817 --> 01:04:07.997 60-minute menagerie. 01:04:08.157 --> 01:04:10.798 A travelling zoo turns up at offices, hospitals and schools for an hour. 01:04:10.858 --> 01:04:11.819 Everyone loves the monkeys. 01:04:11.959 --> 01:04:12.879 Sophie and Hernhill. 01:04:14.500 --> 01:04:15.520 It's all true, Sophie. 01:04:15.760 --> 01:04:16.641 That would be good, wouldn't it? 01:04:16.761 --> 01:04:18.521 It would be an unstructured programme. 01:04:19.081 --> 01:04:23.343 Just the animals going wild, different people dealing with them in a different way. 01:04:23.763 --> 01:04:28.166 Yeah, like all those- They wouldn't be allowed to be cruel to the animals or hurt them in any way, because that wouldn't be allowed on telly. 01:04:28.266 --> 01:04:28.407 No. 01:04:28.427 --> 01:04:30.928 So that would create an even more dramatic situation. 01:04:30.988 --> 01:04:34.231 Everyone loves those bits from TV shows anyway, where animals get out of control. 01:04:34.351 --> 01:04:34.651 Yeah. 01:04:34.671 --> 01:04:36.853 And so this is a TV show designed to create that. 01:04:36.873 --> 01:04:38.094 It's just wall to wall that. 01:04:38.114 --> 01:04:41.917 Do you think the law of diminishing returns would become less? 01:04:42.017 --> 01:04:42.277 No. 01:04:42.597 --> 01:04:42.857 No. 01:04:42.877 --> 01:04:45.960 I mean, the law of diminishing returns doesn't apply to daytime television, right? 01:04:46.200 --> 01:04:47.681 Bargain Hunt gets better and better. 01:04:47.901 --> 01:04:48.281 Certainly. 01:04:48.642 --> 01:04:54.247 No, and you get, you get deliberately annoying presenters, maybe Jeremy Spake, like he needs, his career needs a little boost. 01:04:54.447 --> 01:04:55.108 Yeah. 01:04:55.148 --> 01:05:02.635 So you get Spake back and he just gets attacked by birds and monkeys and all kinds of creatures, you know? 01:05:02.675 --> 01:05:02.915 Right. 01:05:02.975 --> 01:05:03.756 And it's Chuckleson. 01:05:03.956 --> 01:05:05.937 Well, maybe you can seal tidbits of food. 01:05:06.117 --> 01:05:06.438 Yes! 01:05:06.458 --> 01:05:07.979 I thought it was before. 01:05:08.399 --> 01:05:09.660 Like between his thighs and stuff. 01:05:09.760 --> 01:05:10.080 Yeah. 01:05:10.460 --> 01:05:14.623 You sew it into the clothing and put various animal-attracting chemicals. 01:05:14.663 --> 01:05:15.424 And he doesn't know. 01:05:15.484 --> 01:05:17.365 He doesn't know what kind of animals they will attract. 01:05:17.385 --> 01:05:17.745 Brilliant. 01:05:18.085 --> 01:05:20.687 And then suddenly he's just getting attacked by an ostrich. 01:05:21.087 --> 01:05:22.108 Very good television. 01:05:22.348 --> 01:05:22.748 It's good. 01:05:22.908 --> 01:05:24.750 You know, like he's not in danger of his life. 01:05:24.770 --> 01:05:25.770 He can't hurt the ostrich either. 01:05:25.790 --> 01:05:26.651 You don't use crocodiles. 01:05:26.671 --> 01:05:27.391 He can't fight back. 01:05:27.511 --> 01:05:32.495 But you get animals that would inflict a certain amount of damage without being life-threatening. 01:05:32.515 --> 01:05:32.915 Just pecking. 01:05:33.135 --> 01:05:58.420 yeah pecking and quite quite aggressive pecking hair pulling like being attacked by a swan in the park i really like that idea let's get spake's agent on the phone keep them coming in the text number is 64046 we're going to revolutionize daytime television and it's about time too here's a free choice for you listeners as i was saying i'm selecting many of my free choices from my um my classic albums list uh with my picture on the cover with me giving a little thumbs up 01:05:59.100 --> 01:06:03.044 And I feel like I've played some of these tracks before on the radio, but I hope not for a while. 01:06:03.385 --> 01:06:05.547 This is from one of my favourite bands, Spoon. 01:06:05.847 --> 01:06:08.970 They're an extraordinary album, Gimme Fiction, and this is I Summon You. 01:06:09.211 --> 01:06:10.071 That's the mode. 01:06:10.652 --> 01:06:13.635 Depeche mode means fast fashion, Joe. 01:06:14.115 --> 01:06:14.356 Yeah. 01:06:14.736 --> 01:06:15.236 I knew that. 01:06:15.576 --> 01:06:20.938 And the track's called Enjoy The Silence, sounding very New Order-ish there, I was just saying. 01:06:21.839 --> 01:06:26.080 Actually, I was thinking that maybe even predated New Order kind of sounding a bit like that. 01:06:26.100 --> 01:06:26.480 Did it, though? 01:06:26.720 --> 01:06:27.481 No, I don't think it did. 01:06:28.181 --> 01:06:29.301 It was early 90s, though. 01:06:29.922 --> 01:06:30.602 Very nice indeed. 01:06:30.622 --> 01:06:32.342 This is Adam and Joe here on BBC 6 Music. 01:06:32.362 --> 01:06:34.703 Do you go to any firework displays this winter? 01:06:34.763 --> 01:06:35.864 No, I didn't, actually. 01:06:35.924 --> 01:06:36.684 It's your problem. 01:06:36.844 --> 01:06:38.605 Well, I was out every other night. 01:06:39.945 --> 01:06:42.706 and I just needed a bit of time off, bit of time in. 01:06:43.306 --> 01:06:44.986 So I didn't bother with the F-Works. 01:06:45.786 --> 01:06:46.906 I feel I've seen them. 01:06:47.306 --> 01:06:47.526 What? 01:06:48.027 --> 01:06:52.147 I just think I've seen it all when it comes to fireworks, yeah. 01:06:52.227 --> 01:06:53.788 There's revolutions happening in the fireworks industry. 01:06:53.808 --> 01:06:54.308 Are there though? 01:06:54.848 --> 01:07:00.809 I went to the banks of the River Thames last New Year and they sure they had some spectacular stuff. 01:07:00.849 --> 01:07:01.949 They need a new innovation. 01:07:02.389 --> 01:07:04.650 The latest thing is to put them up the side of a building, right? 01:07:04.670 --> 01:07:05.870 That was in the millennium. 01:07:06.870 --> 01:07:24.498 uh in uh sydney they famously did the sydney bridge with those amazing plumes of that was the last thing i saw that was sort of a new thing yeah they've got ones that can take shape yes haven't they they're like little glowing lights that are in the shape of maybe a a happy face yeah it's i mean it's a long way off um 01:07:25.578 --> 01:07:26.339 The Lord of the Rings. 01:07:26.359 --> 01:07:39.114 Do you remember when Pippin and Munchkin and, you know, Tiffins are stealing fireworks off Gandalf's locker and they set one off and it turns into a big swooping eagle. 01:07:40.956 --> 01:07:43.398 Oh, and burst into lots of different things. 01:07:43.418 --> 01:07:44.899 When can they do that? 01:07:44.999 --> 01:07:46.441 When will they be able to do that? 01:07:46.621 --> 01:07:49.604 Well, I'm not bothering with fireworks until they pull something else out of the bag. 01:07:50.084 --> 01:07:50.405 Right. 01:07:50.565 --> 01:07:51.586 Not even a sparkler. 01:07:51.626 --> 01:07:54.048 You just jaded with the whole thing there. 01:07:54.088 --> 01:07:55.650 No sparklers are fun. 01:07:55.950 --> 01:07:59.794 You know, it's hard buying fireworks nowadays because there's so many 01:08:01.315 --> 01:08:01.715 Rules. 01:08:01.795 --> 01:08:02.736 Rules and regulations. 01:08:02.776 --> 01:08:07.279 If you go into the supermarket and try and buy something, you can't buy them until you've finished all your shopping. 01:08:07.579 --> 01:08:08.099 Really? 01:08:08.159 --> 01:08:09.740 In case you set them off while you're shopping. 01:08:09.780 --> 01:08:10.341 Exactly. 01:08:11.001 --> 01:08:12.882 What if you want to set them off while you're shopping? 01:08:12.902 --> 01:08:20.727 Well, that's what they're worried about, is that some kind of lunatic with that in his head would come in and think, I'm gonna have a firework party while I'm shopping! 01:08:21.247 --> 01:08:22.488 But I'm going to do it. 01:08:22.528 --> 01:08:23.589 It sounds like a fun guy. 01:08:23.649 --> 01:08:26.431 Now I want one of those rockets. 01:08:26.531 --> 01:08:31.214 I'm going to go to the poultry aisle and set the rocket off. 01:08:31.274 --> 01:08:32.235 Is that OK? 01:08:32.675 --> 01:08:33.015 No, sir. 01:08:33.035 --> 01:08:38.939 I'm afraid you once you've purchased your your food, then take your fireworks and leave the shop immediately. 01:08:38.959 --> 01:08:40.160 I'm afraid you can't set them off. 01:08:40.220 --> 01:08:48.005 I just tell listeners that Adam at the moment is standing up with his legs apart and his hands on his hips. 01:08:50.467 --> 01:08:52.309 Why have you adopted this position? 01:08:52.649 --> 01:08:54.631 I just was worried I was getting DVT. 01:08:55.071 --> 01:08:55.331 Right. 01:08:55.832 --> 01:08:56.733 So I thought I'd stand up. 01:08:56.753 --> 01:08:57.934 I gave an extra peak policy. 01:08:57.974 --> 01:09:03.178 I'm going to set off the firework in the poultry section, is that okay? 01:09:03.198 --> 01:09:05.060 Do you not feel a bit jaded with fireworks? 01:09:05.080 --> 01:09:05.200 No! 01:09:05.280 --> 01:09:10.745 I guess your kids have given you a fresh set of eyes to look at them upon. 01:09:10.925 --> 01:09:17.471 But for jaded people like me, I don't know, I think I've seen every colour, every bang and boom, every combination. 01:09:17.711 --> 01:09:18.632 That's a shame, man. 01:09:19.053 --> 01:09:21.436 Someone needs to put one up your rectum. 01:09:21.696 --> 01:09:23.519 That would give you a shock. 01:09:24.180 --> 01:09:25.001 Is that an expression? 01:09:25.021 --> 01:09:26.102 It's not what it is. 01:09:26.383 --> 01:09:27.544 I'm sorry about that, listeners. 01:09:27.845 --> 01:09:28.485 It's time for the news. 01:09:39.189 --> 01:09:52.783 Don't forget while I remember listeners, if you come across somebody saying the word Steven in an emotive or exciting fashion in a movie or on a record, you know, nick the mp3 and send it to us, because it's brilliant, people are sending them in, we don't have to lift a finger. 01:09:53.183 --> 01:09:53.784 Yes, nice. 01:09:54.204 --> 01:09:54.625 Very good. 01:09:54.805 --> 01:09:55.345 Very generous. 01:09:55.606 --> 01:10:02.573 Also, if you have a Stephen encounter in public, if you connect with another person who understands what you're talking about, tell us about that. 01:10:02.633 --> 01:10:03.674 We'd like to know about that. 01:10:03.754 --> 01:10:04.254 That would be very nice. 01:10:04.274 --> 01:10:07.798 We should have credited the person who sent... Because someone sent in the life aquatic, didn't they? 01:10:08.018 --> 01:10:08.699 Did we credit them? 01:10:10.593 --> 01:10:12.114 Well, whoever you are, thank you very much. 01:10:12.174 --> 01:10:15.956 And what about if people see you or myself wandering around? 01:10:16.176 --> 01:10:17.077 Would it be appropriate? 01:10:17.097 --> 01:10:17.917 Stay away. 01:10:18.057 --> 01:10:19.678 Would it be appropriate to get to Shout's even? 01:10:19.698 --> 01:10:21.879 Or would that turn into a nightmare? 01:10:22.079 --> 01:10:25.121 Yes, it'd be fun depending on what sort of a mood we were in. 01:10:25.141 --> 01:10:25.941 Yeah. 01:10:26.321 --> 01:10:29.883 If you just had like a terrible argument or something. 01:10:29.903 --> 01:10:30.103 Yeah. 01:10:30.223 --> 01:10:33.785 If you were rushing one of your kids to the hospital, it just might be tricky. 01:10:33.885 --> 01:10:35.546 And the ambulance driver would say, 01:10:35.626 --> 01:10:36.206 Stephen! 01:10:36.626 --> 01:10:37.967 Alright mate! 01:10:38.007 --> 01:10:38.407 Cheer up! 01:10:38.767 --> 01:10:40.848 Anyway, it's time to wrap up Text the Nation. 01:10:40.868 --> 01:10:41.388 No, it's not. 01:10:41.448 --> 01:10:42.168 It's Song Wars, mate. 01:10:43.028 --> 01:10:44.509 I thought we had the Text the Nation jingle. 01:10:44.529 --> 01:10:46.449 That was the Song Wars jingle, Grandad. 01:10:46.469 --> 01:10:49.230 I don't think I actually have woken up this morning. 01:10:49.310 --> 01:10:51.411 What time did you get to sleep in the end? 01:10:52.111 --> 01:10:52.631 About three. 01:10:52.651 --> 01:10:55.092 Because we were out having a bit of supper last night. 01:10:55.612 --> 01:11:03.655 I went out to supper after I'd finished my song and Joe Cornish went out before he had even started or completed his song. 01:11:04.815 --> 01:11:05.836 I'd got halfway through. 01:11:05.896 --> 01:11:08.818 Halfway through and he was sat there and he was saying, oh, I've got to go back and finish. 01:11:08.838 --> 01:11:09.098 Oh, dear. 01:11:09.138 --> 01:11:10.779 It's not time to wrap up Texanation. 01:11:10.819 --> 01:11:12.721 It's time to hear the Song Wars songs again. 01:11:12.981 --> 01:11:18.584 So these songs were about, well, they were basically new themes for TV shows. 01:11:18.644 --> 01:11:18.805 Yeah. 01:11:19.185 --> 01:11:21.206 Joe did Antique's Roadshow. 01:11:21.286 --> 01:11:23.488 And are you sampling a bit of the real theme there? 01:11:23.588 --> 01:11:25.609 We got the real theme tune. 01:11:25.849 --> 01:11:28.151 Yeah, which was some difficulty. 01:11:28.211 --> 01:11:30.092 I sort of tried to sync it up to a beat. 01:11:30.332 --> 01:11:30.572 Yeah. 01:11:31.013 --> 01:11:31.673 Oh, very nicely. 01:11:31.713 --> 01:11:32.654 Let's hear it right now, in fact. 01:11:35.905 --> 01:11:43.554 There's nothing else on the TV Check it out now, it's the antique smoke show Looking at old stuff, seeing if it's worth though 01:11:46.598 --> 01:11:49.239 Which comes this week from Stoke-on-Trent. 01:11:49.319 --> 01:11:50.700 Check, check, check, check it out now. 01:11:50.720 --> 01:11:53.801 It's the anti-stroke show looking at old stuff seen in this video. 01:11:53.861 --> 01:11:56.702 Where did you find this delightful clock? 01:11:56.782 --> 01:11:59.483 What a nervously unusual jewellery box. 01:11:59.503 --> 01:12:02.824 What a stunning lithograph of the Albert Stocks. 01:12:02.884 --> 01:12:05.825 What a beautiful painting of Hollywood. 01:12:06.485 --> 01:12:35.727 I just adore this chest of drawers of yours It's from the Civil War Check it out now, it's the Antiques Roadshow Lookin' at old stuff, seein' if it's worth it The sun is bright, the crowd's polite And mostly white, but that's alright Chin chin chin, check it out now, it's the Antiques Roadshow Lookin' at old stuff, seein' if it's worth it What's on the other side, it's Britannia Highboy That show is done, back to channel one Here's a farmer with a super farmer Man from Ghana with a stuffed farmer Those cufflinks in the expo sounds cost $10 for a farmer worth $30 01:12:36.167 --> 01:12:43.987 And bring your stuff to the BBC We'll evaluate your antiques for free You might even get to 01:12:51.278 --> 01:12:56.042 If they don't adopt that as the BBC... That's the exciting thing about working for the BBC. 01:12:56.242 --> 01:13:01.846 Even though we are like a small arm of the BBC, we're still attached to the main body. 01:13:02.026 --> 01:13:04.007 Do you think they might use that? 01:13:04.027 --> 01:13:04.828 No, there's no chance. 01:13:05.468 --> 01:13:06.869 Come on, what about the Christmas special? 01:13:06.889 --> 01:13:07.730 Listen to me, listen to me. 01:13:08.030 --> 01:13:25.665 celebrity not only is there no chance they won't use that obviously yeah there's no chance no chance they won't use it as a double negative you mean they will use that no there's no chance of them using it right ever right also there's no chance of them hearing it or even acknowledge come on i bet you someone who works on the antics road show how much do you want to bet me i'll bet you a million 01:13:27.346 --> 01:13:27.766 Rubles. 01:13:28.246 --> 01:13:28.747 Rubles. 01:13:29.207 --> 01:13:30.227 No, what's the bet? 01:13:30.307 --> 01:13:34.329 Bet me something proper that anyone connected with the Antiques Roadshow would even acknowledge the existence of that. 01:13:34.349 --> 01:13:35.829 What's your definition of connected? 01:13:38.050 --> 01:13:39.370 Somebody who works on the crew. 01:13:39.510 --> 01:13:42.251 Yeah, like a producer or a director or a presenter. 01:13:42.311 --> 01:13:45.433 Somebody whose name appears in the credit role of the Antiques Roadshow. 01:13:45.453 --> 01:13:46.213 20 pounds. 01:13:46.233 --> 01:13:46.733 20 pounds, right. 01:13:47.013 --> 01:13:47.533 That's a shake. 01:13:47.573 --> 01:13:48.434 We're shaking hands there. 01:13:50.154 --> 01:14:11.725 because I don't believe that I don't believe that really I bet you this time next week I'll be sitting here with an email from someone who works on the Antiques Roadshow saying what a wicked thong that is not gonna happen anyway here's Adam's song he also provided a new theme tune for a classic TV show and TV shows don't come any more classic than the news 01:14:15.208 --> 01:14:36.210 Here's the news, here's the news All the things that have been happening are good and bad You'll find them in the news It's all through, all the facts gather carefully for you Don't want every single fact, cause they simply use the time to get them all It would be impossible Keep the breasts, keep your breasts Of what's occurring in the East and the West and the North and the South 01:14:37.030 --> 01:14:38.552 He's doing a couple of jobs. 01:14:38.572 --> 01:14:39.813 He's doing a couple of jobs. 01:14:39.853 --> 01:14:40.693 Yeah, what are those jobs? 01:14:53.143 --> 01:14:56.006 Well, first of all, it's telling you that the news is coming out. 01:14:56.687 --> 01:15:01.252 It's also telling you what you can expect from the news, what kind of thing, what kind of program it is. 01:15:01.272 --> 01:15:03.174 It's also warning you to pay your license fee. 01:15:03.255 --> 01:15:03.855 Exactly. 01:15:03.875 --> 01:15:10.643 And that's one of the main things because they've got those slightly offensively scary ads about what's going to happen to you if you don't pay your license fee. 01:15:10.663 --> 01:15:11.364 What does happen to you? 01:15:11.944 --> 01:15:17.786 Well, they've got computers and they'll get you and they've got black monoliths with little glowing red dots and they know where you are. 01:15:17.866 --> 01:15:22.448 And it's sort of, as I say, slightly offensive, those ads, I think, personally. 01:15:22.468 --> 01:15:23.169 Speak for yourself. 01:15:23.229 --> 01:15:23.609 I love them. 01:15:23.709 --> 01:15:24.809 As a licensed payer myself. 01:15:25.129 --> 01:15:34.873 And I was thinking a slightly softer approach would be to use my jingle jangle there and then you kill all kinds of birds with stones. 01:15:35.073 --> 01:15:35.974 I bet you. 01:15:36.254 --> 01:15:38.575 I bet you know one from the news. 01:15:39.595 --> 01:15:40.155 What am I trying to say? 01:15:40.176 --> 01:15:40.796 You get what I'm trying to say? 01:15:40.836 --> 01:15:41.296 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 01:15:41.376 --> 01:15:41.997 No one's gonna know. 01:15:42.177 --> 01:15:42.957 Of course they won't acknowledge. 01:15:43.137 --> 01:15:47.239 I freely admit that no one from the news in their right mind would acknowledge the existence of that song. 01:15:48.040 --> 01:15:51.882 Even though, I mean, even though your song is better and I'm prepared to lose this week. 01:15:51.902 --> 01:15:55.224 The thing is, they could slip that in on News 24 at four in the morning? 01:15:55.464 --> 01:15:55.664 No. 01:15:55.684 --> 01:15:56.885 When no one's listening. 01:15:57.125 --> 01:15:58.346 That would result in sackings. 01:15:59.437 --> 01:16:01.377 No, they'd have to be insane because it's not even that good. 01:16:01.777 --> 01:16:09.579 But the thing is, I mean, I think your song is good, but I still think that you're not going to get any purchase on the 20 pounds life of the roadshow. 01:16:10.139 --> 01:16:14.740 OK, don't forget that the email is Adam and Joe dot six music at BBC dot co dot UK. 01:16:14.820 --> 01:16:16.160 And that's how to vote for song wars. 01:16:16.200 --> 01:16:17.360 Vote either Adam or Joe. 01:16:17.480 --> 01:16:21.601 We will toss up the results and read them out and play the winning song in the show next week. 01:16:22.621 --> 01:16:24.882 And yeah, do vote via email, not via text. 01:16:25.382 --> 01:16:25.642 Thank you. 01:16:25.822 --> 01:16:30.926 We will wrap up Text-o-Nation very quickly after this delicious slice of purple ponce-ery. 01:16:31.266 --> 01:16:34.668 Prince, of course, with his drum machine there. 01:16:34.688 --> 01:16:35.408 Always forget the name. 01:16:35.428 --> 01:16:38.991 We've asked people before what the name of his drum machine that he used on all those tracks was. 01:16:39.191 --> 01:16:39.691 Drum-o-tronic 4000. 01:16:39.931 --> 01:16:41.812 That was when Doves cry. 01:16:41.832 --> 01:16:42.933 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 01:16:42.993 --> 01:16:43.414 Very good. 01:16:43.794 --> 01:16:45.275 Now, listen, let's wrap up Text-o-Nation. 01:16:45.315 --> 01:16:51.499 We've been asking you for your ideas for new shows that can go in the daytime slots on BBC One and ITV, particularly. 01:16:52.359 --> 01:16:53.380 You're still standing up. 01:16:53.780 --> 01:16:55.301 Yeah, I'm just disconcerting. 01:16:55.581 --> 01:16:55.801 Is it? 01:16:55.821 --> 01:16:58.323 Well, I just thought I was getting too relaxed before. 01:16:58.403 --> 01:16:58.663 Right. 01:16:58.923 --> 01:16:59.403 You're right. 01:16:59.603 --> 01:17:01.104 You know, it's been a slack show. 01:17:01.444 --> 01:17:04.046 Well, full of mumbling and mumbling and stakes. 01:17:04.066 --> 01:17:06.067 Yeah, never mind business as usual. 01:17:06.467 --> 01:17:07.007 So here we go. 01:17:07.027 --> 01:17:09.909 I'm going to pitch some new ideas for daytime shows to Adam Buxton. 01:17:09.949 --> 01:17:13.531 He's going to tell me whether he's commissioning them ahead of daytime. 01:17:14.151 --> 01:17:15.452 You've got a broad portfolio. 01:17:16.092 --> 01:17:16.712 Thank you very much. 01:17:16.752 --> 01:17:19.033 That's just apropos of nothing, I noticed on the way in. 01:17:19.913 --> 01:17:24.515 No, but you were in charge of daytime programming for the BBC and ITV. 01:17:24.895 --> 01:17:25.595 Yeah, that's true. 01:17:25.855 --> 01:17:27.355 Which is terrifically powerful. 01:17:27.635 --> 01:17:28.376 Multi-platform. 01:17:28.496 --> 01:17:28.776 Yeah. 01:17:28.956 --> 01:17:29.636 Cross strategy. 01:17:29.856 --> 01:17:30.036 Yeah. 01:17:30.336 --> 01:17:32.457 Yeah, it's ring fenced around the whole area. 01:17:32.997 --> 01:17:33.418 Well done. 01:17:33.478 --> 01:17:33.798 Thank you. 01:17:35.360 --> 01:17:37.122 So here's an idea from Simon Bell. 01:17:37.202 --> 01:17:45.110 He says, Jigsaw Ramble racer, people travel around Britain's roads collecting bits of cars from the edge of the road until they have enough for a whole car. 01:17:45.590 --> 01:17:46.712 Then they race the cars. 01:17:47.092 --> 01:17:49.274 Well, that's almost like scrap heap challenge, isn't it? 01:17:49.294 --> 01:17:50.355 Yeah, but it's much longer. 01:17:50.636 --> 01:17:51.897 It takes a much longer time. 01:17:51.937 --> 01:17:52.858 Yeah, because you wouldn't have to. 01:17:53.078 --> 01:17:54.519 car till about Wednesday. 01:17:54.539 --> 01:17:56.101 It takes long enough on Scrapheap Challenge. 01:17:56.121 --> 01:17:59.944 Let's say you have the bits by the beginning of Wednesday's show. 01:18:00.444 --> 01:18:02.446 By the end of Thursday, you've built the cars. 01:18:02.866 --> 01:18:07.951 You know on Scrapheap Challenge, they tend to get people who have some kind of skills. 01:18:08.111 --> 01:18:09.212 That wouldn't be the case with this. 01:18:09.332 --> 01:18:09.532 No. 01:18:10.653 --> 01:18:11.374 You just get ordinary... 01:18:13.255 --> 01:18:14.056 Yeah, good idea. 01:18:14.196 --> 01:18:14.917 Commissioned or not? 01:18:14.957 --> 01:18:15.837 Yeah, it's commissioned. 01:18:16.318 --> 01:18:17.659 Jigsaw Ramble Racer. 01:18:17.999 --> 01:18:19.280 It's a peculiar title. 01:18:19.561 --> 01:18:20.561 Jigsaw Ramble Racer. 01:18:20.581 --> 01:18:23.484 I guess they're rambling, cars are like a jigsaw and they're racing. 01:18:23.524 --> 01:18:23.724 I like it. 01:18:23.744 --> 01:18:24.665 It's fine, it's a good title. 01:18:24.985 --> 01:18:28.788 Ryan in Glasgow says, I think a good daytime show would be 60 minute laundry. 01:18:29.329 --> 01:18:36.034 Claire Sweeney or similar would travel two homes, the length and breadth of the country, doing people's washing and ironing. 01:18:36.795 --> 01:18:42.959 They simultaneously dispense fashion tips to the householder and have a bit of a giggle about rubbish pants that their hubby owns. 01:18:53.567 --> 01:18:59.968 If you're doing the ironing at home, it would be lovely to be watching someone else on the TV doing the ironing and chatting about... Chuckling about the pants. 01:19:00.228 --> 01:19:01.488 About rubbish pants. 01:19:01.788 --> 01:19:03.009 Oh, look at these pants. 01:19:03.069 --> 01:19:04.189 They're so rubbish. 01:19:04.529 --> 01:19:06.249 And they used to be white. 01:19:06.289 --> 01:19:06.989 And now look at them. 01:19:07.009 --> 01:19:07.890 They're grey. 01:19:07.990 --> 01:19:08.850 I'm loving it already. 01:19:08.990 --> 01:19:10.010 It's fun stuff. 01:19:10.490 --> 01:19:10.990 Commissioned? 01:19:11.070 --> 01:19:11.830 No, I'm not commissioning. 01:19:11.910 --> 01:19:12.170 What? 01:19:12.510 --> 01:19:14.491 That's the first one today that hasn't been commissioned. 01:19:14.511 --> 01:19:14.971 I'm sorry. 01:19:15.011 --> 01:19:16.911 I feel like we've got too many of those shoes already. 01:19:16.931 --> 01:19:17.011 Ryan. 01:19:17.091 --> 01:19:18.371 That's depressing for Ryan. 01:19:18.391 --> 01:19:19.032 Sorry, Ryan. 01:19:19.352 --> 01:19:21.112 I mean, he's going to think he's really 01:19:21.852 --> 01:19:23.133 No, there's no disrespect. 01:19:23.313 --> 01:19:24.174 No disrespect, Ryan. 01:19:24.194 --> 01:19:27.076 It's just a scheduling snafu clash. 01:19:27.236 --> 01:19:27.496 Really? 01:19:27.536 --> 01:19:28.336 He should keep pitching. 01:19:28.517 --> 01:19:28.777 Yeah. 01:19:28.997 --> 01:19:29.257 Yeah. 01:19:29.377 --> 01:19:30.658 We've got too many pants shows. 01:19:31.158 --> 01:19:34.661 Brian Eggo has emailed in three different ideas. 01:19:34.681 --> 01:19:36.842 Well, actually five, but I'm going to read out three of them. 01:19:37.242 --> 01:19:43.066 Truant Watch filmed live Bill Ody going around shopping centers of the country, hunting out kids who've knocked off school. 01:19:43.527 --> 01:19:45.008 You see, that's a good idea, isn't it? 01:19:45.048 --> 01:19:45.268 Yeah. 01:19:45.588 --> 01:19:51.592 Then delivering them back to the school, maybe visiting their parents, getting to the bottom of the reason they're truanting live on television. 01:19:51.832 --> 01:19:55.755 Yeah, with a sort of harmless little pellet gun that he could fire at them. 01:19:55.795 --> 01:19:58.077 It wouldn't injure them, but it would just wake them up. 01:19:58.177 --> 01:19:58.577 Exactly. 01:19:58.697 --> 01:19:58.877 Yeah. 01:19:59.578 --> 01:20:00.198 That's nice. 01:20:00.538 --> 01:20:02.760 Well, I think they should have more things in shopping centers. 01:20:02.780 --> 01:20:05.882 What's the name of the huge shopping center that's just opened in Shepherd's Bush? 01:20:06.242 --> 01:20:06.663 I don't know. 01:20:06.743 --> 01:20:09.265 Is it called Westlake or Westfield or something like that? 01:20:11.106 --> 01:20:15.089 And I like TV shows that are set in shopping shows. 01:20:16.190 --> 01:20:16.890 I'm going to speak now. 01:20:18.491 --> 01:20:20.414 Hey, he's got two more ideas, Brian. 01:20:20.734 --> 01:20:28.344 This morning, spelt with an M-O-U-R-N-I-N-G, quiz show where members of the public gate crash funerals armed with hidden cameras. 01:20:28.604 --> 01:20:32.309 The longer they stay undetected, the better it's tasteless, but also quite moving. 01:20:32.649 --> 01:20:33.170 BBC Three. 01:20:33.951 --> 01:20:34.792 Three's going for that. 01:20:34.912 --> 01:20:36.172 And then Kyle's Piles. 01:20:37.193 --> 01:20:40.315 Jeremy Kyle goes around hospitals interviewing people with hemorrhoid issues. 01:20:40.855 --> 01:20:41.675 Any commissions there? 01:20:43.316 --> 01:20:43.696 Yes. 01:20:44.537 --> 01:20:51.141 Yeah, no, the first one definitely for BBC Three this morning, and Kyle's Piles, I like that for BBC One. 01:20:51.241 --> 01:20:51.981 Do you want some more? 01:20:52.481 --> 01:20:54.903 Because they used to have a doctor show with Nick Knowles, didn't they? 01:20:55.183 --> 01:20:56.984 Yes, there was Nick Knowles just hanging out in the hospital. 01:20:57.404 --> 01:20:59.065 Hang out in the hospital. 01:20:59.165 --> 01:20:59.805 What's wrong with you? 01:20:59.845 --> 01:21:00.585 You're grotesque. 01:21:01.246 --> 01:21:02.586 Can we spend half an hour with you? 01:21:02.626 --> 01:21:03.247 That kind of thing. 01:21:03.427 --> 01:21:03.867 It was fun. 01:21:04.367 --> 01:21:08.349 So I think it would be nice with Jeremy Carr because he could really be rude to some of them as well. 01:21:08.709 --> 01:21:09.909 And Nolz was always too nice. 01:21:10.089 --> 01:21:10.510 Too nice. 01:21:10.550 --> 01:21:11.530 He's too nice at chap Nolz. 01:21:11.550 --> 01:21:12.050 He's amazing. 01:21:12.090 --> 01:21:12.991 He's the king of daytime. 01:21:13.251 --> 01:21:13.711 Absolutely. 01:21:13.871 --> 01:21:15.512 He's got daytime jowls. 01:21:16.252 --> 01:21:42.218 one more then one more okay here's one from what kind of a name is that jenny what kind of a name is jenny i was referring to the email address uh my idea for a daytime television hit is one that branches off from the usual real life hospital stroke ambulance based fare right rather than following the ambulance crew and their patients the ambulance chasers program would focus on the employees of a slightly less than ethical insurance company as they patrol their local a&e departments 01:21:44.019 --> 01:21:44.800 I don't know about that. 01:21:45.280 --> 01:21:50.446 The thing I liked was the idea of a show that chased ambulances but without permission. 01:21:50.866 --> 01:21:51.086 Right. 01:21:53.369 --> 01:21:55.731 So literal ambulance chases rather than metaphorical? 01:21:55.751 --> 01:22:02.598 Yeah, the show starts with the camera crew and the team hanging out by some parked ambulances in a hospital and they just follow them. 01:22:03.519 --> 01:22:05.140 And they don't have permission. 01:22:05.560 --> 01:22:07.960 They don't have any clearances, but that's part of the excitement. 01:22:08.000 --> 01:22:09.641 The camera keeps getting pushed out of the way. 01:22:09.781 --> 01:22:10.621 And you have to hide. 01:22:11.021 --> 01:22:11.341 Yeah. 01:22:11.381 --> 01:22:14.682 And it's hard for them to find real facts about what's happened to the person. 01:22:14.722 --> 01:22:15.483 But that's a good thing. 01:22:15.523 --> 01:22:16.443 It makes it more. 01:22:16.603 --> 01:22:20.884 I think Ambulance Cruise would enjoy it because they have a very stress free life most of the time. 01:22:20.924 --> 01:22:21.424 They love that. 01:22:21.464 --> 01:22:21.925 They love it. 01:22:22.005 --> 01:22:25.105 And they, you know, they like to encourage that kind of behavior. 01:22:25.145 --> 01:22:26.666 Help them save people's lives. 01:22:26.866 --> 01:22:27.266 Exactly. 01:22:27.326 --> 01:22:28.486 That's being commissioned, is it? 01:22:28.827 --> 01:22:29.867 Yeah, I'm commissioning that. 01:22:30.307 --> 01:22:39.251 Well, what a hugely successful day for many of our listeners who struggled to get programmes commissioned and now it's a red letter day. 01:22:39.651 --> 01:22:41.331 They've been commissioned left, right and centre. 01:22:41.391 --> 01:22:45.133 Together, we have changed the television landscape. 01:22:45.453 --> 01:22:46.974 Yes, we can, listeners. 01:22:47.114 --> 01:22:48.874 Yes, we can change daytime. 01:22:49.335 --> 01:22:49.815 Thank you. 01:22:50.115 --> 01:22:51.535 Together, we've done it. 01:22:51.595 --> 01:22:52.596 Joe, it's your free choice. 01:22:53.176 --> 01:22:53.756 Hey, thanks a lot. 01:22:53.796 --> 01:22:55.517 This is Gangstar with Step in the Arena. 01:22:55.797 --> 01:22:57.018 That's nearly it for our show. 01:22:57.058 --> 01:22:57.498 Sorry, man. 01:22:57.558 --> 01:22:58.218 I crashed over you. 01:22:58.238 --> 01:22:58.778 I liked it. 01:22:59.019 --> 01:23:00.579 That was gangster with Step in the Arena. 01:23:01.520 --> 01:23:02.240 That's all I'm going to say. 01:23:02.360 --> 01:23:03.481 Oh, okay. 01:23:03.801 --> 01:23:06.462 Folks, thank you so much for listening to our show this week. 01:23:06.502 --> 01:23:10.024 We really appreciate it, as always, and really appreciate your texts and emails. 01:23:10.704 --> 01:23:14.526 A particularly good response we had this week, and thank you very much for that. 01:23:15.706 --> 01:23:20.469 Don't forget that this show is... My brain is really letting me down this week. 01:23:20.489 --> 01:23:20.869 What about you? 01:23:21.309 --> 01:23:21.869 Me too. 01:23:22.009 --> 01:23:23.650 I feel it's been a shoddy programme. 01:23:24.230 --> 01:23:29.331 Next week we're going to just get a bit more sleep and do a bit more preparations. 01:23:30.871 --> 01:23:36.173 It's going to be terrifically slick and we're going to win a lot of awards. 01:23:37.133 --> 01:23:45.175 But if you want to hear a condensed version of this show, then you're welcome to do so by downloading the podcast, which will be available later this evening, I think. 01:23:46.075 --> 01:23:52.819 Also, you can listen to the whole thing again if you're insane on the function on the website or iPlayer. 01:23:54.721 --> 01:23:56.682 And boy, what else can I say? 01:23:56.762 --> 01:23:57.442 Have a good week. 01:23:58.003 --> 01:23:59.043 Take care of yourselves. 01:23:59.183 --> 01:24:00.104 Be nice to each other. 01:24:00.144 --> 01:24:01.144 Keep your feet on the ground. 01:24:01.205 --> 01:24:02.205 Keep reaching for the stars. 01:24:02.305 --> 01:24:04.827 Any other things that you can think of there, Joe? 01:24:04.907 --> 01:24:06.448 Keep watching the skies. 01:24:07.408 --> 01:24:08.169 Stop that. 01:24:08.449 --> 01:24:09.109 Don't put your nose. 01:24:09.149 --> 01:24:13.392 If someone shouts, Steven, to you in the street, then the correct response is, 01:24:13.692 --> 01:24:23.947 just coming coming coming something like that stay tuned for Liz Kershaw her special guest is Eda Maria in the studio so that'll be good thank you very much indeed listeners take care bye bye