WEBVTT 00:00.209 --> 00:02.271 And now, it's Adam and Jo. 00:02.811 --> 00:06.034 Hello and welcome to the Big British Castle. 00:06.174 --> 00:09.717 It's time for Adam and Jo to broadcast on the radio. 00:09.978 --> 00:13.260 There'll be some music and some random talking in between. 00:13.641 --> 00:17.484 And then, eventually, the whole thing will just end. 00:17.524 --> 00:19.025 What's up, what's up, what's up? 00:19.105 --> 00:20.987 Hello, my name is David. 00:21.007 --> 00:22.608 I'm David Bowie. 00:23.189 --> 00:26.732 I live in space, and occasionally I come to Earth. 00:27.369 --> 00:28.890 I've gone fairies in my garden. 00:29.210 --> 00:30.431 I live inside the garden. 00:30.711 --> 00:32.492 I'm talking to the fairies right now. 00:32.633 --> 00:33.133 No, I'm not. 00:33.553 --> 00:34.594 I'm from the future. 00:34.894 --> 00:38.877 Oh dear, I've come back in time to destroy your world. 00:39.117 --> 00:40.097 And when's, when's, when's. 00:40.438 --> 00:41.018 Could stop me. 00:41.318 --> 00:43.240 Well, I'm never ever going to stop you. 00:43.880 --> 00:45.041 I want it to go on forever. 00:45.641 --> 00:46.822 You know, it could go on forever. 00:46.942 --> 00:48.303 It could, couldn't it? 00:49.484 --> 00:50.304 Good morning, listeners. 00:50.965 --> 00:52.265 My name's Joe Cornish. 00:52.466 --> 00:53.886 Hi, I'm Adam Buxton. 00:54.287 --> 00:58.029 And welcome to our Saturday morning show here at the Big British Castle. 00:58.049 --> 01:01.111 We hope you've all had a lovely Halloween evening last night. 01:01.231 --> 01:05.534 Adam and I drove through Camden together, as we like to do on a Friday night. 01:06.615 --> 01:08.396 Holding hands at midnight. 01:08.936 --> 01:10.117 Singing to each other. 01:10.337 --> 01:13.239 It was a crazy bacchanalia, wasn't it? 01:13.499 --> 01:14.820 It was a wild, crazy scene. 01:14.840 --> 01:17.042 There was people all made up like skeletons. 01:17.562 --> 01:19.224 People have gone costume crazy. 01:19.564 --> 01:23.347 I think it's the biggest Halloween ever in the UK on record. 01:23.367 --> 01:24.348 On record, exactly. 01:24.388 --> 01:25.009 Statistics. 01:25.449 --> 01:26.890 Record began. 01:26.930 --> 01:28.892 Since Halloween, records began. 01:28.952 --> 01:30.734 What scale of measure do they use? 01:31.354 --> 01:33.636 Terror, fear, national heart rate. 01:34.737 --> 01:36.999 You know, effort that people put into the costumes. 01:37.019 --> 01:37.739 Right, the effort scale. 01:37.820 --> 01:39.581 Well, people have gone costume crazy. 01:39.641 --> 01:43.244 The whole American thing has completely crossed over fully now, hasn't it? 01:44.325 --> 01:45.326 Adults are dressing up. 01:45.966 --> 01:47.107 The kiddies are dressing up. 01:47.428 --> 01:50.050 The teens, them kids sure know how to party. 01:50.330 --> 01:51.531 Cool, they certainly do. 01:51.691 --> 01:52.191 These days. 01:52.651 --> 01:54.332 You know, they're crazy about it. 01:55.193 --> 01:58.674 They love to drink and talk and do the other things. 01:58.694 --> 01:59.014 Don't they? 01:59.035 --> 02:01.076 And they were all doing it in Camden last night. 02:01.396 --> 02:05.078 There was a bit of a jam through the main Camden lock area. 02:05.458 --> 02:18.004 Traffic was shunting quite slowly, giving drunken costumed revellers the opportunity to try and terrify the occupants of cars with various gurning, leaping and hood smashing activities. 02:18.024 --> 02:19.305 That's right, there was a party, guys. 02:19.765 --> 02:20.306 around, wasn't he? 02:20.326 --> 02:25.310 And he ran up to the windscreen of a car, and he made a face in the car window. 02:25.990 --> 02:26.691 Which is wrong. 02:27.011 --> 02:28.452 It is wrong, because that could cause an accident. 02:28.472 --> 02:30.134 There should be a greater police presence. 02:30.474 --> 02:31.895 They should make costumes illegal. 02:31.915 --> 02:33.116 Well, they should get rid of Halloween. 02:33.176 --> 02:35.478 They should get rid of Halloween because it's evil. 02:36.099 --> 02:42.444 And imagine the confusion and the number of robberies that could be caused by people in costumes. 02:42.624 --> 02:48.609 I'm surprised, given the proper health and safety procedures that are now in place in many areas of life. 02:49.069 --> 02:50.530 The Halloween is allowed to continue. 02:50.590 --> 02:51.351 It should be stopped. 02:51.371 --> 02:52.552 Let's start that campaign here. 02:52.572 --> 02:53.453 Let's start it here. 02:53.473 --> 02:55.714 Because we can get the Daily Mail involved. 02:55.794 --> 02:57.356 It's a health and safety nightmare. 02:57.396 --> 02:58.496 Let's get that ball rolling. 02:58.717 --> 02:59.157 Certainly. 03:00.038 --> 03:02.279 Lots of Triffic stuff coming up, I think. 03:02.319 --> 03:04.881 I mean when I say that I don't actually know that there's anything Triffic coming up. 03:04.901 --> 03:05.522 Also you said Triffic. 03:06.002 --> 03:08.744 Well, people love the word Triffic. 03:09.084 --> 03:09.364 Yeah. 03:09.644 --> 03:12.446 Let's play some more music and then we can talk a little bit more about it. 03:12.466 --> 03:13.166 Is it Triffic music? 03:13.246 --> 03:13.666 Halloween. 03:14.027 --> 03:15.367 Funnily enough, it is. 03:15.668 --> 03:17.048 It's MGMT with kids. 03:17.068 --> 03:17.389 Ah, Triff. 03:17.449 --> 03:19.090 Fun, sounds, pop sounds. 03:19.150 --> 03:20.731 That's MGMT with kids. 03:20.751 --> 03:23.172 Did anyone ever make you think of Hail and Pace? 03:23.672 --> 03:24.152 MGMT? 03:24.313 --> 03:24.593 Yeah. 03:25.113 --> 03:25.633 In what way? 03:25.673 --> 03:26.314 The management. 03:27.475 --> 03:29.316 Isn't that what MGMT stands for? 03:29.396 --> 03:30.217 Management. 03:30.297 --> 03:31.258 Isn't that what it stands for? 03:31.638 --> 03:33.380 Well, I guess it could do certainly. 03:33.460 --> 03:35.122 They should do a duet with Hale and Pace. 03:35.382 --> 03:36.163 That's a good idea. 03:36.263 --> 03:40.406 It's very fashionable at the moment to do a duet with someone very unfashionable. 03:40.627 --> 03:42.508 What do you mean Hale and Pace are unfashionable? 03:42.789 --> 03:44.510 No, Hale and Pace aren't unfashionable. 03:44.530 --> 03:46.012 Oh, MGMT are unfashionable. 03:46.072 --> 03:46.832 Got you, sorry. 03:47.693 --> 03:51.537 For instance, Roots Maneuver has announced he's doing a duet with James Blunt. 03:52.253 --> 03:53.794 Well, yeah, have you heard that? 03:54.294 --> 03:55.674 No, that's a good idea though, isn't it? 03:55.934 --> 04:01.517 Yeah, I think especially with hip-hoppers who don't like any sense of prejudice or bias in music. 04:02.037 --> 04:04.138 They think it should be a kind of a level playing field. 04:05.018 --> 04:08.139 To do a duet with someone really unexpected is good. 04:08.520 --> 04:09.920 Right, that is a good idea. 04:10.260 --> 04:11.741 Who else could they have gone for, do you think? 04:12.321 --> 04:13.041 Who, management? 04:13.602 --> 04:16.963 No, like if you're a cool artist. 04:16.983 --> 04:17.743 Well, who's that? 04:19.784 --> 04:21.145 cool artist first of all. 04:21.185 --> 04:22.765 Well I would go for S Club 7. 04:23.786 --> 04:24.986 As a cool artist? 04:25.006 --> 04:26.547 As a cool artist. 04:27.207 --> 04:28.628 Yeah, now ask me another question. 04:28.688 --> 04:29.828 And they would duet with who? 04:30.228 --> 04:30.689 Scootch. 04:31.269 --> 04:33.730 They would no, because Scootch are cool as well. 04:33.770 --> 04:34.230 That's true. 04:34.270 --> 04:35.671 You need an uncool act. 04:35.911 --> 04:39.592 So they would duet with, I don't know, who's the coolest act? 04:39.712 --> 04:41.393 MGMT, they're the coolest act on the block. 04:41.913 --> 04:42.233 Aren't they? 04:43.074 --> 04:44.194 No, Vampire Weekend. 04:44.474 --> 04:46.175 Vampire, that's a good example of that. 04:46.195 --> 04:46.675 S Club 7. 04:46.835 --> 04:47.736 S Club Juniors. 04:48.576 --> 05:01.634 and vampire weekend that would blow people's heads apart if it was really good as well don't you think that's that's the big important sentence there though isn't it if it was really good yeah that's the bit that you can't fulfill 05:03.897 --> 05:06.038 Kathy Dennis or Nick Kershaw. 05:06.099 --> 05:06.519 Exactly. 05:06.599 --> 05:08.240 Or Gary Barlow. 05:08.520 --> 05:08.720 Right. 05:08.900 --> 05:11.682 One of the nation's best-loved songwriters. 05:11.742 --> 05:13.623 One of the invisible secret wizards of Oz. 05:13.664 --> 05:14.344 The hit hobbits. 05:15.064 --> 05:15.525 The what? 05:15.545 --> 05:16.245 The hit hobbits. 05:16.365 --> 05:17.146 Why are they hobbits? 05:17.306 --> 05:19.828 Because they live in a little, you know, pop hole. 05:20.048 --> 05:20.388 Do they? 05:20.548 --> 05:22.009 Yeah, and they pen hits. 05:22.049 --> 05:22.850 It's exciting news. 05:22.870 --> 05:23.510 For other people. 05:24.271 --> 05:28.814 Pretty soon listeners will be giving you the result of last week's spooky song wars. 05:30.270 --> 05:31.611 Is it going to be a tight one this week? 05:31.651 --> 05:32.472 I don't think it is. 05:32.632 --> 05:33.012 You reckon? 05:33.432 --> 05:34.373 Eh, I don't know. 05:34.393 --> 05:40.117 There's no telling, says Joe, having looked through most of the emails and calculated the results in his head. 05:40.637 --> 05:45.560 But I'm not going to give the listeners a hint of what the answer could be. 05:46.201 --> 05:47.922 It's a level playing field. 05:47.982 --> 05:48.943 It's anybody's game. 05:49.103 --> 05:50.704 Joe did a song about ghosts. 05:50.724 --> 05:50.944 Joe did. 05:51.805 --> 05:52.865 Miss Joe did a song. 05:52.885 --> 05:53.826 Miss Joe did a song. 05:54.447 --> 05:55.027 He did a song. 05:55.067 --> 05:56.268 Why is he allowed to do a song? 05:56.328 --> 05:56.708 I'm not. 05:56.728 --> 05:57.809 I want to do a song too, miss. 05:58.349 --> 05:59.290 You did do a song. 05:59.310 --> 05:59.971 It was very good. 06:00.111 --> 06:01.472 I did a song about a nutty room. 06:01.692 --> 06:03.694 Yeah, those results coming up pretty soon. 06:04.254 --> 06:05.475 What about some music now? 06:05.555 --> 06:07.177 Just to keep everybody perky. 06:07.317 --> 06:08.938 I've got a little free play for you. 06:08.958 --> 06:10.359 It's a nice mellow one now. 06:10.539 --> 06:11.700 That's good for the first hour. 06:13.024 --> 06:17.126 And I've been, you know, I've been moving house for the last couple of months. 06:17.166 --> 06:18.007 It's taking ages. 06:18.067 --> 06:19.388 It's happening very gradually. 06:19.448 --> 06:20.368 One object at a time. 06:20.568 --> 06:21.169 More or less. 06:21.229 --> 06:21.529 Yeah. 06:22.209 --> 06:27.132 And I'm still sort of reorganizing things and it's a nice opportunity to listen to music. 06:27.652 --> 06:30.054 It's a nice opportunity to listen to you talking about moving house. 06:30.234 --> 06:30.554 Yeah. 06:30.874 --> 06:36.898 But don't you find, like, when you're organizing things and putting things on shelves and sorting your stuff out, it's nice to listen to a bit of music. 06:36.958 --> 06:38.879 What's your favorite album, too? 06:38.899 --> 06:42.162 Have you got an album that you always fall back on for when you're working on other things? 06:42.182 --> 06:45.084 At the moment, I'm listening to that Raphael Sadiq album a lot. 06:45.124 --> 06:45.364 Right. 06:46.024 --> 06:48.986 Well, Scott Walker, Scott Four, you know, it's a classic album. 06:49.526 --> 06:50.447 Everyone likes that one. 06:51.408 --> 06:54.250 I've just been playing it over and over again and you never get bored of it. 06:54.270 --> 06:54.770 It's amazing. 06:54.830 --> 06:56.491 Or one never gets bored of it, may I say. 06:56.931 --> 06:59.173 And this is a lovely track from there. 06:59.333 --> 07:00.714 It's called Rhymes of Goodbye. 07:05.237 --> 07:08.678 That's Jarvis Cocker with Fat Children. 07:08.698 --> 07:11.480 This is Adam and Joe here on BBC 6 Music. 07:11.640 --> 07:25.928 Jarvis of course sat in for Stephen Merchant on last Sunday, Merchant still being away, and he did an amazing show that you can listen to via the BBC iPlayer or you can download a podcast of it on the 6 Music website. 07:25.988 --> 07:28.530 It was all Jarvis mood music, right? 07:29.150 --> 07:31.391 So it was all sort of quite downbeat music. 07:31.691 --> 07:37.454 But cumulatively, apparently, it became amazingly uplifting in a profound way. 07:37.934 --> 07:38.835 I'm looking forward to that. 07:38.895 --> 07:42.437 Jarvis, of course, sporting quite a hairy beard. 07:42.797 --> 07:43.657 Quite a long one? 07:44.638 --> 07:49.480 It's just a... It's the sort of... It's a beard of a man that shouldn't really have a beard. 07:49.700 --> 07:54.102 And I don't mean that he shouldn't have the beard, but it's not... It doesn't really... It's kind of crazy. 07:54.142 --> 07:55.463 It looks like a fake beard. 07:55.483 --> 07:56.944 It looks like cat weasel or something. 07:57.004 --> 07:57.344 Yes. 07:57.444 --> 07:57.624 Yeah. 07:57.984 --> 07:59.486 You've lost your beard, Adam Buxton. 07:59.506 --> 08:00.147 Currently lost it. 08:00.167 --> 08:02.870 It's important for listeners to know that so they can picture you. 08:03.170 --> 08:04.231 The beard comes and goes. 08:04.251 --> 08:04.552 Yeah. 08:05.072 --> 08:08.496 There's a men's magazine on the stalls at the moment. 08:08.516 --> 08:08.636 Wow. 08:08.656 --> 08:09.417 Yeah, that's the end. 08:09.437 --> 08:12.701 That's finally, finally there's a magazine for men. 08:13.102 --> 08:14.263 What kind of stuff's it got in it? 08:14.703 --> 08:19.547 It's got a man on the cover who looks a bit like you if you were a bit taller. 08:20.888 --> 08:23.791 And it says something like, The Great British Male. 08:24.752 --> 08:32.318 And he's not a famous man, I don't think, I think he's just a man, maybe he's a sportsman, I don't know anything about sports, so he could be sporting and I don't recognise him. 08:32.818 --> 08:35.621 But he's the archetypal current British man. 08:36.241 --> 08:40.325 He is what you have to look like to be completely on the money. 08:40.925 --> 08:55.471 as a bloke and he's wearing a black suit and a black tie and a white shirt and he's got a sort of very black hair and a beard, a big black beard and sort of slicked back hair and he looks a bit like he could be your more handsome older brother. 08:57.472 --> 09:00.533 I've got a more handsome younger brother but he doesn't have a beard. 09:00.553 --> 09:01.934 He's not trying to be silly, you're very handsome. 09:02.134 --> 09:06.396 Thank you very much, I should grow back, I always lose the beard at the wrong points, I should grow it back. 09:06.676 --> 09:08.518 But, well, there you go. 09:08.558 --> 09:09.739 I'm on the right track, though, right? 09:09.859 --> 09:10.500 Yeah, well done. 09:10.600 --> 09:11.200 Thank you very much. 09:11.220 --> 09:12.001 Keep moving forward. 09:12.021 --> 09:12.502 Hooray! 09:13.603 --> 09:16.205 Okay, now, here's a bit more music for you listeners. 09:16.245 --> 09:19.889 This is Susie and the band She's with Happy House. 09:20.289 --> 09:21.510 That's not Happy House. 09:22.091 --> 09:25.954 That's just old 1980s style sort of goth indie music. 09:26.094 --> 09:27.516 Did you describe it as Happy House? 09:27.596 --> 09:28.637 Well, it's called Happy House. 09:28.657 --> 09:29.298 Oh, it's called Happy House. 09:29.318 --> 09:31.460 It was very misleading, I think, and it should- Pressient, though. 09:31.980 --> 09:53.068 yeah she got the phrase right yeah which is good but she didn't get the sound of the music right no i suppose halfway there i suppose could do a good happy house remix of that though yeah that's a yeah it's a good idea that's a very good idea that's a very good idea really well done are you going to get onto it this afternoon yeah yeah yeah i'll do it now i've done it wasn't very good i've thrown it away it's a shame 09:53.228 --> 09:54.248 Things move pretty fast. 09:55.009 --> 09:58.070 In the 24 hour a day news blogosphere. 09:58.430 --> 09:58.950 Certainly do. 09:58.970 --> 10:01.391 Hey, man, I turned up this morning to work. 10:01.411 --> 10:02.031 I know you did. 10:03.052 --> 10:03.752 And here I am. 10:04.092 --> 10:04.532 What do you think? 10:04.832 --> 10:06.733 I think that's one of the best stories I've ever heard. 10:06.813 --> 10:12.455 Now, I turned up this morning to Western House here in central London, where we do the show. 10:13.216 --> 10:17.217 And I was all excited because I thought maybe there was going to be camera people out all week on the news. 10:17.237 --> 10:18.077 I don't know what's been happening. 10:18.418 --> 10:21.719 But they've been like news people outside talking to DJs. 10:22.379 --> 10:24.401 I thought maybe they'd be outside this morning. 10:24.801 --> 10:29.785 So I put on some smarter clothes than I would normally have worn. 10:29.805 --> 10:31.647 Did you? 10:31.887 --> 10:33.428 Are you serious? 10:33.668 --> 10:34.469 A little bit. 10:34.489 --> 10:35.610 You're not dressed smart. 10:37.185 --> 10:38.346 Well, did you do your hair? 10:38.386 --> 10:40.587 Did you take a moment extra to preen yourself? 10:40.727 --> 10:46.011 Well, you know, we went out last night to this Halloween party and I wore a skeleton makeup. 10:46.431 --> 10:47.872 I painted my face all black. 10:47.892 --> 10:48.593 You look good, man. 10:48.693 --> 10:49.153 Thanks a lot. 10:49.253 --> 10:49.774 Took me ages. 10:49.834 --> 10:53.316 And I buy, I put loads of like black lipstick and everything all over myself. 10:53.376 --> 10:56.718 We should make it clear that you were doing yourself like a skull. 10:57.058 --> 10:57.659 Yes, exactly. 10:57.719 --> 10:59.360 Like a guy from Live and Let Die. 10:59.520 --> 10:59.980 That's right. 11:00.080 --> 11:01.521 A voodoo kind of priest. 11:01.661 --> 11:05.343 So all around my eyes I had the big black sockets, you know. 11:05.363 --> 11:11.527 So I was trying to wash out scrubbing and scrubbing and I woke up this morning and it looked as if I had eyeliner on. 11:11.547 --> 11:14.569 It looked as if I was some old fat member of The Cure. 11:15.529 --> 11:16.590 with eyeliner. 11:17.171 --> 11:19.833 I thought, oh no, I can't turn up at work for the camera people. 11:20.093 --> 11:23.015 They might ask me my opinion about things and film me. 11:23.756 --> 11:25.057 So I scrubbed it off. 11:25.437 --> 11:26.358 I was scrubbing, scrubbing. 11:26.638 --> 11:28.619 I thought, oh no, no, there's still a little bit on there. 11:28.639 --> 11:30.541 I've got to get it off, otherwise I'll be on the news. 11:30.581 --> 11:33.023 My mum will see me and she'll think I've joined the cure. 11:33.583 --> 11:35.985 That'll never do, I've turned into Alan Carr. 11:36.666 --> 11:39.248 So yeah, it was all, it didn't, there was no one there. 11:39.268 --> 11:41.910 I think you should carry on doing the Alan Carr voice. 11:41.990 --> 11:43.171 We might get some telework. 11:43.271 --> 11:44.472 So that's a good idea, isn't it? 11:45.052 --> 11:46.674 Okay, well it's time for the news now. 11:46.934 --> 11:49.637 What'll happen in the news so I don't know is Nicky Cardwell to tell you. 11:49.657 --> 11:51.939 Bit of kinks there, Waterloo sunset. 11:52.019 --> 11:54.442 He would have been pleased with that when he'd finished it, I would imagine. 11:54.962 --> 11:55.603 Ray Davis. 11:56.163 --> 11:57.324 Pat on the back from Ray. 11:57.605 --> 11:58.345 Gave himself one. 11:58.566 --> 11:59.206 Yeah, definitely. 11:59.226 --> 12:00.007 Do you ever do that? 12:00.968 --> 12:02.229 Give myself a pat on the back. 12:02.269 --> 12:02.430 Yeah. 12:03.571 --> 12:06.554 No, I tend to do a little cheer like that. 12:07.355 --> 12:07.515 Oh. 12:07.995 --> 12:08.275 Yeah. 12:08.316 --> 12:08.536 Yes. 12:08.696 --> 12:09.397 Do you say yes? 12:09.717 --> 12:10.217 Sometimes. 12:10.678 --> 12:11.439 Or just silent. 12:11.499 --> 12:12.320 Silently waving hands. 12:12.400 --> 12:13.961 I'm from the Tom Cruise generation. 12:14.802 --> 12:16.604 You know, and that's what Tom would do. 12:16.844 --> 12:17.265 Oh, right. 12:17.305 --> 12:17.945 Punch the air. 12:18.126 --> 12:18.766 Yeah, 80s. 12:19.067 --> 12:19.327 Yeah. 12:19.567 --> 12:20.388 Evan, do you have a jump? 12:20.588 --> 12:22.991 He might jump in the air and click his little heels there. 12:23.091 --> 12:24.052 I don't think he'd do that. 12:24.072 --> 12:24.472 Yes, he would. 12:24.492 --> 12:25.833 That's more of a vaudevillian thing. 12:26.134 --> 12:26.834 Oh, I think he would. 12:26.854 --> 12:27.535 Do you think he would? 12:27.575 --> 12:28.036 Definitely. 12:28.956 --> 12:30.718 Uh... He would click his little, uh, heels. 12:30.758 --> 12:32.820 His little leprechaun-style heels. 12:32.960 --> 12:33.500 Oh! 12:33.640 --> 12:33.940 Hoofs. 12:34.641 --> 12:36.302 Uh, his hoofs. 12:36.342 --> 12:37.263 Um, that's another story. 12:37.563 --> 12:37.783 Yeah. 12:37.964 --> 12:38.884 Uh, yes, no, what? 12:39.645 --> 12:39.885 Yeah. 12:40.125 --> 12:44.248 Listen, let's have a... I give myself, I just, just to conclude that, I give myself a pat on the back. 12:44.329 --> 12:45.790 Well done, you deserve a pat on the back. 12:45.810 --> 12:47.851 I reach round, pat myself on the back. 12:48.072 --> 12:48.352 Do you? 12:48.472 --> 12:48.652 Yeah. 12:48.672 --> 12:49.473 Does that feel good? 12:49.613 --> 12:49.953 It does. 12:50.173 --> 12:50.894 Glad that's over with. 12:50.914 --> 12:51.874 I didn't deserve it, just that. 12:51.895 --> 12:52.095 Didn't you? 12:52.115 --> 12:53.095 I was just demonstrating. 12:53.115 --> 12:56.518 Well, you've ruined the whole thing now, so... I've done nothing to deserve a pat on the back this week at all. 12:56.838 --> 12:57.039 No. 12:57.759 --> 12:58.299 Song Wars? 12:58.560 --> 12:59.060 Yes, please. 12:59.080 --> 12:59.660 Grab the jingle. 13:00.581 --> 13:02.502 It's time for Song Wars. 13:03.022 --> 13:04.503 The war of the songs. 13:05.063 --> 13:08.465 A couple of tunes by a couple of prongs. 13:08.505 --> 13:10.366 Which will you vote for? 13:11.006 --> 13:12.447 Which one is the best? 13:13.007 --> 13:16.289 We're putting our songs to the listener test. 13:16.369 --> 13:17.570 So check it out. 13:17.770 --> 13:19.331 Joe's just run out of the room. 13:19.351 --> 13:20.992 He just went, oh, Phil. 13:21.232 --> 13:22.513 He's going to get some things. 13:22.853 --> 13:23.273 Who's back? 13:23.293 --> 13:24.534 Just printed out some, um, 13:26.728 --> 13:31.350 So, song wars, just to recap listeners, was spooky last week. 13:31.530 --> 13:40.593 Our challenge was to write scary songs, and Joe wrote one about a ghost, what it was like being a ghost, a kind of conversation with a ghost. 13:42.373 --> 13:47.055 And mine was called Nutty Room, and it was a jazzy number about a kind of serial killer's lair. 13:47.515 --> 13:50.056 Yeah, and we've had various email responses. 13:50.596 --> 13:52.456 Thank you to everyone who emails the show. 13:52.596 --> 13:53.837 I read every single email. 13:53.857 --> 13:54.277 That's true. 13:54.437 --> 13:54.997 I really do. 13:55.057 --> 13:57.618 And if any are pertaining to Adam, I pass them on to him. 13:58.478 --> 14:00.939 So your missives, you know, don't go unread. 14:01.239 --> 14:01.839 No, certainly. 14:02.479 --> 14:04.980 Every single one gets absorbed into the mind sponge. 14:06.560 --> 14:08.420 And here's one that came in from Andy Clark. 14:08.821 --> 14:10.781 That's a bit much though, isn't it? 14:10.841 --> 14:12.601 I mean, I'm pleased that he likes mine. 14:12.701 --> 14:13.562 But deeply ashamed? 14:30.165 --> 14:31.566 They often do that, don't they? 14:31.586 --> 14:33.146 They say, a bit weak this week. 14:33.506 --> 14:38.068 I suppose if I'm going to be forced to choose one, I'll go for Joe's or Adam's, blah blah blah. 14:38.788 --> 14:41.589 Well, it just shows that there's no accounting for taste, you know. 14:42.469 --> 14:44.670 You can't hire a taste accountant. 14:44.690 --> 14:46.051 You can't hire a taste accountant? 14:46.091 --> 14:46.251 No. 14:46.271 --> 14:47.231 Well, that's a shame. 14:48.351 --> 14:50.572 And Steven Tappin says, difficult one this week. 14:50.712 --> 14:51.693 Adam's is very funny. 14:51.733 --> 14:52.113 Oh, you know what? 14:52.133 --> 14:54.313 I've printed out all the ones that are pro me. 14:56.414 --> 15:03.518 Because I thought there were going to be so few, I thought I could just literally thank personally the three or four people who voted for me. 15:03.538 --> 15:06.380 But actually, there's slightly too many to make that interesting. 15:06.620 --> 15:07.621 So anyway, here's the results. 15:07.921 --> 15:12.764 And this week, I'm very excited because they're in an actual official BBC envelope. 15:13.244 --> 15:16.226 This is part of the corporation as a whole, pulling its socks up, I assume. 15:16.286 --> 15:16.746 Quite right. 15:17.446 --> 15:18.527 Let's open the envelope. 15:18.787 --> 15:19.427 Long overdue. 15:20.008 --> 15:21.529 I think it's a full-on conclusion. 15:23.870 --> 15:24.230 86% plays 14%. 15:24.711 --> 15:26.292 To whom? 15:26.692 --> 15:27.873 To you. 15:28.334 --> 15:30.515 Now this is looking pretty bad for me, isn't it? 15:30.835 --> 15:36.420 I mean, I've had a pretty extensive... You've only been back on a job, Song Wars-wise, two weeks though, haven't you? 15:36.740 --> 15:37.641 Like, no, even one. 15:37.761 --> 15:40.063 When was the last time you did a Song Wars thing before? 15:40.123 --> 15:40.603 Not for a while. 15:40.623 --> 15:42.424 Do you think I should blame it on Garth Jennings? 15:42.825 --> 15:45.647 No, you've got to keep your hand in, is the answer with Song Wars. 15:46.067 --> 15:46.508 What do you mean? 15:46.608 --> 15:48.209 Oh, you just keep doing it every week. 15:48.229 --> 15:48.549 Yeah. 15:48.790 --> 15:50.311 I have been working very hard during the week. 15:50.331 --> 15:51.612 I'm not blaming you. 15:51.672 --> 15:55.396 You could know if I could tell you what I've been doing during the week. 15:55.436 --> 15:56.997 I've been working hard too, you know. 15:57.217 --> 16:01.121 And I managed to do the songs much harder than you and on much more important things. 16:01.441 --> 16:08.568 But do Garth's, sir, please, Mr. Producer, do Garth's songs, his victory is mine. 16:09.292 --> 16:10.212 What are you talking about? 16:10.272 --> 16:13.394 Well, when he won while I was away, does that go on my scorecard? 16:13.694 --> 16:17.135 Sir, can you just shut Cornish up and play my song, which has won this week? 16:17.195 --> 16:21.456 Sir, Sir Cornish... Sir, this is a travesty and I'm going to complain about this. 16:29.390 --> 16:47.073 It's a human skin to make it to a big cocoon It's cool for the cops and I'm pulling out the stops Because I am a complicated loon Look at the jars, look at the jars, look at the things inside the jars I put some fingers, there's some hair and several wickies Look at the walls, look at the walls, totally covered in graces 16:47.373 --> 17:13.160 And from time to time I act like a couple of stinkers I love the smell and the gloom of my crazy empty moon Come on over, fall some devils and some drinkers It's so wonderful to meet you in your column Welcome to my nutty lair Careful of the pit, mind a pile of s*** Have a seat on the bed of human hair I hope you like injections, it's about to fly collections And the work of the performing yourself 17:14.315 --> 17:19.039 Crazy, have you ever seen a person who was so completely nuts? 17:20.200 --> 17:24.904 Lazy, oh yeah, no one's always working, making, coming out of other people's guts. 17:25.324 --> 17:26.485 Patrick Swayze! 17:31.503 --> 17:48.941 90! 17:31.523 --> 17:48.941 I am a 90 man, I'm sitting in my 90 room And I've got tea So it's a cure my skin to make it to a big cocoon It's a groove for the cops and I'm fooling other stops Because I have a cop who came to lose 17:53.669 --> 17:54.209 Very good. 17:54.690 --> 17:57.372 Adam's winning song wars, song nutty room. 17:57.392 --> 18:01.055 Yeah, you really knocked me for six there. 18:02.076 --> 18:04.598 Well, you know, in my book it was close. 18:04.638 --> 18:05.538 I liked your song. 18:05.758 --> 18:06.359 I love my song. 18:06.379 --> 18:06.939 And you know what? 18:07.480 --> 18:14.806 Sometimes music, really good music takes a while to get your head round, you know? 18:14.926 --> 18:17.528 Albums that you put in and you play and you think, oh, this is a smash. 18:17.548 --> 18:18.829 You'll be bored in the following week. 18:19.269 --> 18:20.711 Something really good music. 18:21.252 --> 18:22.013 Shall I carry on? 18:22.053 --> 18:22.754 No, shall I stop? 18:23.395 --> 18:24.516 So we were thinking listeners. 18:24.536 --> 18:31.786 The other thing is, my song had ultrasonic bass that many less, you know, smaller radios wouldn't have been able to pick up. 18:31.847 --> 18:33.929 It was dub reggae and the dub wouldn't have come through on it. 18:34.090 --> 18:34.690 Oh, radios. 18:34.711 --> 18:35.311 I should have won. 18:36.673 --> 18:47.340 Okay, so we were thinking next time for song Wars listeners We might do like theme tunes for TV like new theme tunes for TV shows, right? 18:47.460 --> 18:52.223 If there's a TV show out there that you think needs a new Theme tune. 18:52.383 --> 19:01.589 Yeah needs its theme tune needs refreshing then email your suggestion to us Adam and Joe dot six music at BBC dot co dot UK and 19:02.469 --> 19:03.310 And we'll have a go. 19:03.530 --> 19:04.891 Will we choose a different one each? 19:06.372 --> 19:07.333 Well, not necessarily. 19:07.433 --> 19:09.735 I mean, we could just sort of... Nobody knows. 19:09.835 --> 19:10.776 We're gonna play it by ear. 19:10.836 --> 19:12.237 We'll see what suggestions we get. 19:12.297 --> 19:12.697 Exactly. 19:13.738 --> 19:15.540 For TV shows that need new themes. 19:15.620 --> 19:17.481 Off the top of your head, which would you go for? 19:17.621 --> 19:19.743 Well, I might try a new Blue Peter theme. 19:19.923 --> 19:22.604 Because I understand they're in a bit of a pickle. 19:22.664 --> 19:24.044 I am a bit obsessed with Big Peter. 19:24.484 --> 19:24.964 I understand. 19:24.984 --> 19:28.545 I might be wrong, but I read somewhere that they're in a bit of a pickle with the theme tune. 19:28.565 --> 19:31.186 They've used the wrong hornpipe or something. 19:31.206 --> 19:32.306 No one likes the wrong hornpipe. 19:32.366 --> 19:33.147 No, so I might. 19:33.507 --> 19:37.448 And, you know, I might make it even more up to date and modern than it already is. 19:38.228 --> 19:40.509 I want to do a new theme for Richard and Judy. 19:40.889 --> 19:41.209 Right. 19:41.509 --> 19:42.149 For their show. 19:42.249 --> 19:42.809 What is there? 19:42.829 --> 19:46.710 Because they've got a new show on Sky Telly or whatever. 19:46.830 --> 19:48.331 What would you call that? 19:48.451 --> 19:49.231 Non-terrestrial. 19:49.791 --> 19:50.652 Yeah, is it cool? 19:50.892 --> 19:51.733 It's called watch. 19:51.833 --> 19:52.153 Yeah. 19:52.373 --> 19:53.934 What's what's the theme tune like now? 19:54.315 --> 19:57.177 You know, I couldn't tell you it's it's sort of jazzy and sexy. 19:57.217 --> 20:09.246 That's why they need a new world exactly I memorable one one with lyrics cuz how many theme tunes have lyrics not really very many do not enough these days I mean, I can't think of any can the classic theme tunes always had lyrics, you know dad's army. 20:09.406 --> 20:11.908 Yeah only fools and horses 20:12.708 --> 20:14.070 Everybody loves a little song. 20:14.470 --> 20:15.251 Grange Hill, of course. 20:15.331 --> 20:15.792 Butterflies. 20:16.172 --> 20:17.393 Gura Angel. 20:17.854 --> 20:19.796 Welcome to the school the kids are playing a fool. 20:21.097 --> 20:21.858 Do you remember that one? 20:22.098 --> 20:22.739 Yeah, it was great. 20:23.560 --> 20:24.321 Yeah, it was great. 20:24.561 --> 20:25.262 Gura Angel. 20:28.524 --> 20:31.305 That would be another one we could do just to put lyrics. 20:31.345 --> 20:32.345 That would be even lazier. 20:32.465 --> 20:33.005 That would be. 20:33.045 --> 20:35.826 To put lyrics to theme music that didn't already have lyrics. 20:36.046 --> 20:37.246 Oh, that's quite tempting, isn't it? 20:37.266 --> 20:38.187 That would be easy peasy. 20:38.267 --> 20:40.087 We wouldn't have to, but we could add extra noises. 20:40.107 --> 20:41.828 We wouldn't be able to play them on the podcast though. 20:42.368 --> 20:42.768 Wouldn't we? 20:42.788 --> 20:43.908 Nah. 20:44.288 --> 20:45.469 What if they were BBC shows? 20:46.309 --> 20:47.210 Big British close. 20:47.230 --> 20:47.390 Hello. 20:47.410 --> 20:47.810 Hello. 20:47.910 --> 20:48.091 Hello. 20:48.151 --> 20:49.772 That's an advantage of the castle, isn't it? 20:49.792 --> 20:50.372 All right. 20:50.412 --> 20:53.115 So try and think of BBC shows a little bit, maybe listeners. 20:53.235 --> 20:53.555 Maybe. 20:53.615 --> 20:55.957 Well, I think we should keep it as the original thing. 20:56.037 --> 21:01.562 Email in suggestions for shows that you think need an entirely new theme tune or closing credit tune. 21:01.702 --> 21:02.843 That's what we're going to go for. 21:03.283 --> 21:04.665 Okay, here's some real music. 21:04.685 --> 21:07.408 This is Last Shadow Puppets with My Mistakes Were Made For You. 21:07.608 --> 21:08.148 Very good. 21:08.349 --> 21:10.071 That's Funboy 3 with Tunnel of Love. 21:10.111 --> 21:12.413 This is Adam and Joe here on BBC 6 Music. 21:12.473 --> 21:13.855 That was a BBC session. 21:14.155 --> 21:15.577 Was it? 21:15.597 --> 21:16.257 Yeah, from 1983. 21:16.418 --> 21:19.020 I remember my brother buying that single. 21:19.641 --> 21:21.163 In 83 it would have been and... 21:22.404 --> 21:25.688 I found it very disturbing and depressing as a record, lyrically. 21:26.028 --> 21:27.990 Because your parents were going to break up and stuff like that. 21:28.010 --> 21:30.172 No, my parents are still very happily married. 21:30.232 --> 21:37.180 I know, but the threat of divorce... It introduced the whole notion of divorce and the idea that love could be a journey into doom. 21:37.820 --> 21:40.523 For a child, that's a profound and unsettling thought. 21:40.764 --> 21:41.344 Yeah, exactly. 21:41.364 --> 21:42.345 I thought love was lovely. 21:43.479 --> 21:46.301 Didn't you have lots of friends who were, their parents were getting divorced? 21:46.321 --> 21:47.221 Yes, I did actually. 21:47.241 --> 21:51.403 It was all kicking off like when we were in the early 80s. 21:51.783 --> 21:52.984 It was, that was the thing. 21:53.024 --> 21:53.905 Divorce was the fashion. 21:53.985 --> 21:54.785 Everyone was getting divorced. 21:54.805 --> 21:55.125 You know what? 21:55.145 --> 21:57.907 I used to envy people with divorced parents. 21:58.207 --> 21:58.727 Right, why? 21:58.787 --> 22:02.129 Because I used to envy the fact that both parents doted over them. 22:02.869 --> 22:04.971 And they always seemed to get more crisps and sweets. 22:05.091 --> 22:05.751 Double presents. 22:05.831 --> 22:06.691 Have more freedom. 22:06.872 --> 22:07.172 Yeah. 22:07.352 --> 22:08.913 Yeah, there was something kind of glamorous. 22:09.813 --> 22:13.554 about the, you know, the sadness to me, really. 22:13.574 --> 22:14.154 Right. 22:14.694 --> 22:17.295 It's weird and it's obviously wrong, but it's true. 22:17.955 --> 22:18.415 Yeah, yeah. 22:18.455 --> 22:18.815 There you go. 22:18.855 --> 22:19.435 You're insane. 22:19.616 --> 22:20.156 I'm mad. 22:20.216 --> 22:20.756 You're mental. 22:20.796 --> 22:21.496 No, I know what you mean. 22:22.196 --> 22:33.239 So we were talking about something different earlier on this morning, listeners, by way of a clumsy segue, procrastination routine. 22:33.519 --> 22:33.879 Yes. 22:33.999 --> 22:34.219 Right. 22:35.640 --> 22:41.001 Joe was talking about the fact that he went off to Amsterdam this week to try and do a little bit of writing. 22:41.261 --> 22:42.342 What was your thinking there? 22:42.522 --> 22:46.863 Just, you know, get a different place. 22:46.963 --> 22:48.043 Maybe I'll do some work. 22:48.303 --> 22:48.523 Yeah. 22:48.583 --> 22:50.464 I wanted to get away from all distractions. 22:50.564 --> 22:50.684 Right. 22:51.304 --> 22:53.645 A hole up in a little apartment. 22:53.685 --> 22:54.025 Garrett. 22:54.485 --> 22:57.426 A Garrett somewhere with eateries close by. 22:58.306 --> 23:06.329 So I got a little garret in the Jordan, the 9th Street's very nice area, but I got almost nothing done. 23:07.730 --> 23:09.530 I procrastinated incredibly. 23:10.211 --> 23:11.771 I just couldn't concentrate at all. 23:11.931 --> 23:14.452 What's your favourite bit of procrastination technique? 23:14.472 --> 23:14.872 Cleaning. 23:16.213 --> 23:18.674 I can only work when the entire house is spotless. 23:19.074 --> 23:19.454 Really? 23:19.634 --> 23:20.915 From floor to ceiling, yeah. 23:21.095 --> 23:22.516 What, get the hoover out and everything? 23:23.216 --> 23:24.477 A bit of window lean as well? 23:25.417 --> 23:26.958 No, I wouldn't go as far as the windows. 23:27.398 --> 23:28.819 Usually, it's just my office. 23:28.859 --> 23:34.462 I have to have the office absolutely in perfect order, my little writing area, before I can do any work. 23:34.522 --> 23:35.223 Yeah, that's a good one. 23:35.263 --> 23:36.583 I do some cleaning sometimes. 23:37.384 --> 23:38.364 Very, very soft. 23:38.685 --> 23:44.748 Obviously, the invention of computers has bought a whole lot of new, which the computers have been invented. 23:44.828 --> 23:46.089 It happened about 20 years ago. 23:46.109 --> 23:46.569 Right. 23:46.989 --> 23:51.472 Mmm, and that bought a whole lot of what I mean is the the internet having that on your desktop. 23:51.512 --> 23:53.353 That's terrible for procrastination Isn't it? 23:53.393 --> 23:53.913 Well, exactly. 23:53.933 --> 24:08.301 Yeah, I mean you've got that the routine is you start off you check your email Yeah, and then you go online to check various things that affect you online whether they're social networking sites or whatever Check your progress on your social networking site YouTube, etc, etc. 24:08.381 --> 24:12.343 Maybe you've got messages on YouTube Maybe you got messages on your Facebook or your mouth base and 24:12.823 --> 24:13.604 Check your emails again. 24:13.664 --> 24:16.065 Check every single bookmark in your bookmark. 24:16.265 --> 24:16.605 Absolutely. 24:16.625 --> 24:17.405 For the latest news. 24:17.665 --> 24:19.586 See if anyone's, you know, all the blog roll stuff. 24:19.606 --> 24:21.887 And this is now eaten away, what, 45 minutes maybe? 24:22.007 --> 24:22.288 At least. 24:22.588 --> 24:24.509 Yeah, you decided you were going to start work at 6. 24:24.949 --> 24:25.269 It's now 6.45. 24:25.409 --> 24:26.950 It's time for a snack. 24:27.350 --> 24:29.571 Well, and a couple more emails will have come in as well. 24:29.671 --> 24:30.051 Absolutely. 24:30.071 --> 24:30.171 Boom! 24:30.551 --> 24:31.592 That need to be replied to. 24:31.752 --> 24:32.552 Time for a snack. 24:32.593 --> 24:33.393 That's a very good idea. 24:33.413 --> 24:34.153 Oh, I'm so hungry. 24:34.454 --> 24:35.014 After all that. 24:35.194 --> 24:36.655 And then you get thirsty after the snack. 24:36.675 --> 24:38.256 Of course you need to go back upstairs. 24:38.296 --> 24:39.336 Back upstairs for a little bit. 24:39.356 --> 24:39.937 Bit of thinking. 24:39.997 --> 24:41.398 Back downstairs for a bit of drinking. 24:41.558 --> 24:42.058 Exactly. 24:42.258 --> 24:43.599 Get a nice, tall glass of water. 24:43.639 --> 24:44.259 Oh, that's lamb. 24:44.279 --> 24:44.760 That's delicious. 24:45.040 --> 24:46.040 Oh, I need to go to the loo now. 24:46.581 --> 24:46.941 Go to the loo. 24:47.321 --> 24:48.242 Ooh, nice magazine. 24:48.262 --> 24:49.863 I'll read the magazine on the loo for a little bit. 24:51.463 --> 24:52.484 OK, right, back to work. 24:52.664 --> 24:53.364 Check the emails first. 24:53.384 --> 24:55.005 You're right about going to the loo. 24:55.225 --> 24:56.205 I go to the loo a lot. 24:56.265 --> 24:57.086 Absolutely, you've got to be. 24:57.106 --> 24:58.446 Maybe it's tied in with the drinking. 24:58.787 --> 25:06.770 Yeah, because you think, nice glass of water, it's good to drink lots of water, you know, you've got to drink 28 pints a day, otherwise you'll die, so I'll have a bit more water, that's good. 25:06.790 --> 25:08.331 This is good for working, good for working. 25:09.231 --> 25:12.052 Back to Lou goes to Lou read a bit more of the magazine. 25:12.092 --> 25:12.952 That's an interesting article. 25:13.012 --> 25:24.155 I didn't know that that's amazing Okay back to work now check the emails as anything come in times check the emails I'll just check the social networking sites one more time cause someone might have sent me a beer bottle I like to ego surf as well. 25:24.195 --> 25:25.295 You know how much I like to ego. 25:25.315 --> 25:33.557 Yeah, you love it I can I can take an hour and a half with ego surfing Adam said what six music into Google return Joe sellouts 25:33.977 --> 25:34.918 No, that's not true. 25:35.579 --> 25:36.440 I refuse to believe it. 25:36.460 --> 25:37.881 Ooh, Adam and Joe are geniuses. 25:38.061 --> 25:38.542 That's true. 25:38.722 --> 25:41.805 I like to check our position on the podcast charts. 25:41.825 --> 25:42.205 Yeah. 25:42.445 --> 25:46.569 I like to check for any new reviews on the podcast site, on iTunes. 25:46.609 --> 25:46.790 Right. 25:47.030 --> 25:48.631 By which time your desk is a bit messy. 25:48.932 --> 25:49.792 So you've got to reorganise. 25:50.473 --> 25:51.253 Yeah, reorganize the desk. 25:51.293 --> 25:52.434 And of course, there's the cat. 25:52.694 --> 25:53.194 My cat. 25:53.614 --> 25:54.174 Feed the cat. 25:54.234 --> 25:57.195 She needs to be fed constant harassment, being let out. 25:57.435 --> 25:59.756 And while you're reorganizing, you think, you know what? 25:59.976 --> 26:01.217 This is not the best system. 26:01.477 --> 26:02.697 I've not got the best system here. 26:02.737 --> 26:05.398 I should create a new kind of filing system. 26:05.778 --> 26:07.219 This stuff should go over here. 26:07.539 --> 26:10.280 While I'm at it, why are these CDs not alphabetized? 26:10.380 --> 26:10.920 It's insane. 26:10.940 --> 26:12.500 I've got them organized by genre. 26:12.880 --> 26:14.321 Alphabetically, it would be much better. 26:14.341 --> 26:15.361 That's only going to take me an hour. 26:15.401 --> 26:17.162 I'll do that, and then back to work. 26:17.802 --> 26:20.223 And after that, I'll just check my emails and then back to work. 26:20.423 --> 26:24.965 I tell you what, I've got no emails, but I need to do a little bit of research before I get back to work. 26:24.985 --> 26:25.705 That's a good idea, research. 26:25.725 --> 26:26.505 Wikipedia or something. 26:26.525 --> 26:27.466 Yeah, exactly. 26:27.526 --> 26:31.447 And then just get really interested in it and follow a different line of inquiry. 26:31.567 --> 26:33.268 At which point, time for another snap. 26:33.688 --> 26:34.909 Of which time is the end of the day? 26:35.629 --> 26:36.149 Probably. 26:36.709 --> 26:39.951 Of which time it's 4.30 and it's time for some booze. 26:42.051 --> 26:43.452 It's tea time. 26:43.632 --> 26:44.612 It's the day with the genius. 26:44.852 --> 26:45.393 Exactly. 26:45.753 --> 26:48.074 Does anybody in the world not do that? 26:48.334 --> 26:48.754 Of course. 26:49.354 --> 26:51.695 I mean, well, presumably the people actually get things done. 26:51.895 --> 27:01.098 Well, people who have jobs that don't require, you know, that are just systematic, that are, like, organisational or something, like, you could just do that kind of on autopilot, don't you think? 27:01.258 --> 27:03.239 Well, you've got it, yes, you've got a task. 27:03.339 --> 27:04.399 It's when you have to think. 27:04.779 --> 27:04.939 Mm-hmm. 27:05.319 --> 27:06.340 Conjure from nowhere. 27:06.680 --> 27:07.260 That's the problem. 27:07.300 --> 27:08.921 It's really difficult. 27:09.941 --> 27:11.703 Um, here's a bit of a free play for you listeners. 27:11.743 --> 27:12.504 This is Joe Chose. 27:12.564 --> 27:12.924 Is it? 27:13.084 --> 27:14.466 Nice mellow track from Van Morrison. 27:14.486 --> 27:16.107 Oh yeah, this is Van Morrison. 27:16.187 --> 27:18.249 He's a grumpy Irish soulster. 27:18.790 --> 27:19.851 This is called Crazy Love. 27:19.991 --> 27:25.016 Gloria Jones there, with her cover of the soft-cell classic Tainted Love. 27:25.797 --> 27:27.659 This is Adam and Joe on BBC 6 Music. 27:28.099 --> 27:33.485 You know, one of the nicest things about it getting very cold is its hottie-bottie weather. 27:34.085 --> 27:34.585 Hottie. 27:34.765 --> 27:35.726 Hottie-botty. 27:35.906 --> 27:37.066 Oh, hot water bottle. 27:37.126 --> 27:37.386 Yes. 27:37.406 --> 27:39.047 Do you not call them hottie-botties? 27:39.867 --> 27:41.067 What else is there to call them? 27:41.608 --> 27:42.028 Hot-bot. 27:42.348 --> 27:42.548 Yeah. 27:42.648 --> 27:43.568 Hottie-botty. 27:43.648 --> 27:44.529 How do you refer to them? 27:45.569 --> 27:48.230 Um... Toasty... A boiling liquid sack. 27:48.270 --> 27:49.550 Toasty rubber sack. 27:49.810 --> 27:50.771 Toasty rubber sack. 27:50.811 --> 27:52.111 No, seriously, how do you say it? 27:52.131 --> 27:52.791 Do you use them? 27:52.931 --> 27:53.912 Do you... A hottie. 27:54.012 --> 27:55.392 A hottie sack. 27:55.532 --> 27:56.673 Is what my mum used to call them. 27:56.693 --> 27:59.013 I think everybody calls them hottie-botties. 27:59.093 --> 28:00.174 I've never heard hottie-bottie. 28:00.274 --> 28:00.614 Come on. 28:00.954 --> 28:01.974 No, because it's misleading. 28:01.994 --> 28:03.555 You might be thinking of bottoms. 28:03.575 --> 28:04.755 That's what I was thinking of when you said that. 28:05.015 --> 28:07.396 Nice thing about winter is your hot bottom. 28:07.736 --> 28:07.936 What? 28:09.176 --> 28:09.716 Hot body? 28:09.796 --> 28:10.376 Hotty body? 28:10.456 --> 28:10.636 What? 28:11.076 --> 28:11.537 Anyway. 28:11.577 --> 28:12.737 Have you had one yet this year? 28:13.217 --> 28:14.397 No, you know, I haven't had one for ages. 28:14.417 --> 28:15.517 I'm talking about a hot bottom. 28:15.557 --> 28:16.198 Yeah, sure. 28:16.898 --> 28:17.638 I've got one right now. 28:17.958 --> 28:19.698 But no, hot water bottle. 28:19.738 --> 28:20.459 I'm not a big fan. 28:20.899 --> 28:21.279 Aren't you? 28:21.359 --> 28:21.479 No. 28:22.099 --> 28:22.819 I don't like the heat. 28:23.000 --> 28:23.880 I prefer the cold. 28:24.000 --> 28:25.161 I rejoice when the winter comes round. 28:25.181 --> 28:26.021 I know what you mean, actually. 28:26.121 --> 28:27.762 They can get too hot, hottie-botties. 28:27.903 --> 28:33.606 You know, I'm the kind of person that likes to kick the duvet or the sheets if I'm in a hotel or whatever. 28:34.186 --> 28:34.707 Untuck them. 28:34.907 --> 28:37.809 Untuck them, certainly, and have my feet sticking out in the end. 28:38.209 --> 28:40.430 I don't want a big, hot thing. 28:40.830 --> 28:42.551 You're right about hottie-botties. 28:42.751 --> 28:44.673 They're too hot at first. 28:45.273 --> 28:47.815 Why do they say on them, do not use boiling water? 28:48.675 --> 28:50.958 Well, because then it would make it outrageously too hot. 28:51.438 --> 28:55.142 Also, if it burst... Who doesn't fill a hot water bottle with boiling water? 28:55.162 --> 28:56.483 Well, then for legal reasons they're covered. 28:56.503 --> 28:56.884 You boil a kettle. 28:57.084 --> 28:57.605 Yeah, of course. 28:57.645 --> 28:58.345 And you pop it in. 28:58.586 --> 28:59.246 Pop it in there. 28:59.326 --> 29:00.748 You've got to be very careful filling them. 29:01.088 --> 29:03.090 Do you try and fill it right to the top? 29:03.391 --> 29:06.834 Well, not only do I fill it right to the top, I don't fill it up so it's bursting. 29:07.015 --> 29:07.195 Yeah. 29:07.515 --> 29:09.117 I fill it with maybe a third of a kettle. 29:09.717 --> 29:15.481 And then my dad, when I was a child, taught me to be very careful to squeeze the rest of the air out. 29:16.161 --> 29:33.573 So the hot water rises to the lip of the... of the... of the... of the... of the... of the... of the... of the... of the... of the... of the... of the... of the... of the... of the... of the... of the... of the... of the... of the... of the... of the... of the... of the... of the... of the... of the... of the... of the... of the... of the... of the... of the... of the... of the... of the... of the... of the... of the... of the... of the... of the... of the... of the... of the... of the... of the... of the... of the... of the... of the... of the... of the... of the... of the... of the... of the... of the... of the... of the... of the... of the... of the... of 29:34.173 --> 29:35.115 Or maybe nude. 29:35.877 --> 29:40.327 You've just gone down to the kitchen in the nude and you're making a hottie-potty. 29:40.648 --> 29:41.229 Your hottie- 29:42.910 --> 29:44.391 Your whole body is vulnerable. 29:44.411 --> 29:45.092 Yeah. 29:45.892 --> 29:46.973 That's very dangerous. 29:47.414 --> 29:51.036 And then the other question is where does the hearty potty go in the bed? 29:51.817 --> 29:54.619 Do you have it next to your breasticular area? 29:55.300 --> 29:57.181 Do you squeeze it between your feet? 29:57.541 --> 29:58.402 Between your thighs. 29:59.003 --> 29:59.883 Is that where you put it? 29:59.923 --> 30:00.804 Between your thighs. 30:00.904 --> 30:01.625 Generally, yeah. 30:01.705 --> 30:02.685 It's too hot though. 30:02.806 --> 30:03.606 Burn your thighs. 30:03.766 --> 30:06.649 Yeah, but I'm not... This is one thing I was going to ask you. 30:06.929 --> 30:09.571 You're not just using the naked rubber bottle, are you? 30:09.631 --> 30:09.931 No, no. 30:09.951 --> 30:10.892 You have to have a cover. 30:11.653 --> 30:14.176 Have you got a bespoke cover or do you just wrap a towel? 30:14.216 --> 30:17.941 We have a lovely floral cover, so hottie-bottie number one. 30:20.003 --> 30:21.504 And number two is a big pig. 30:21.984 --> 30:23.185 We were given it at Christmas. 30:23.285 --> 30:24.445 I think my mum gave it to us. 30:24.485 --> 30:26.826 It's a big pig with a bow tie. 30:27.326 --> 30:27.887 That's nice. 30:27.947 --> 30:29.868 Is it furry? 30:29.908 --> 30:30.888 Is it fluffy fur? 30:31.008 --> 30:32.029 Oh, sure it's fluffy. 30:32.129 --> 30:33.029 I like that. 30:33.289 --> 30:34.370 He's a very smart pig. 30:34.470 --> 30:35.570 That's a good idea. 30:35.650 --> 30:36.351 But you know what? 30:37.351 --> 30:38.412 I find hot water bottles. 30:38.452 --> 30:39.372 They're just too hot. 30:39.392 --> 30:42.514 I have to have it about two feet away from me. 30:42.774 --> 30:42.914 Yeah. 30:43.534 --> 30:50.818 And then heating up a sort of foot square area of the bed, getting it molten, melting the mattress. 30:51.539 --> 30:58.143 And then I roll onto that spot and move the hot water bottle to where I was. 30:58.383 --> 30:58.943 Do you know what I mean? 30:58.963 --> 31:00.824 So it's like a sort of a hot spot. 31:01.104 --> 31:01.525 It's as if... 31:02.225 --> 31:08.308 Dobby the house elf, with a very hot bottom, has been crouched on the bed, warming it up. 31:08.408 --> 31:09.228 Well that's revolting. 31:09.588 --> 31:09.808 Why? 31:10.028 --> 31:11.169 There's nothing revolting about Dobby. 31:11.189 --> 31:13.290 The idea of Dobby being there in your bed. 31:13.310 --> 31:14.831 Forget Dobby, I shouldn't have introduced Dobby. 31:15.051 --> 31:20.673 I mean maybe that's what Harry Potter does, he just doesn't need hot bots anymore because he's got doubles. 31:22.714 --> 31:24.775 That would be quite disturbing, wouldn't it? 31:24.855 --> 31:25.635 Between his thighs. 31:25.735 --> 31:28.636 It's really calm that he clamps in between his little magical thighs. 31:28.656 --> 31:29.416 Come on, Dobby. 31:29.936 --> 31:31.996 I'm ruddy freezing in this bed, Dobby. 31:33.077 --> 31:34.477 Voldemort's left the window open. 31:34.497 --> 31:36.618 Voldemort, is he the head of Hogwarts? 31:37.218 --> 31:38.538 He will be by the end of the next film. 31:38.938 --> 31:40.278 Voldemort's left the window open. 31:40.739 --> 31:42.939 My thighs are ruddy freezing. 31:43.079 --> 31:44.419 He doesn't say ruddy. 31:44.640 --> 31:45.220 He might do. 31:45.760 --> 31:46.880 He's feeling particularly edgy. 31:47.620 --> 31:49.021 Dobby crawls between his thighs. 31:49.061 --> 31:50.241 Clamps in between his thighs. 31:50.481 --> 31:51.842 Oh, thank you very much, master! 31:52.802 --> 31:53.322 Oh, Dobby! 31:53.503 --> 31:55.043 Dobby, bad Dobby, bad Dobby! 31:55.083 --> 31:55.984 You're bad Dobby! 31:57.084 --> 31:58.085 On the way round, Dobby. 31:58.585 --> 32:00.546 Your head towards the bottom of the bed, Dobby. 32:01.006 --> 32:01.106 Ah! 32:01.967 --> 32:03.007 Here's some music for you. 32:03.027 --> 32:03.627 Naughty Dobby. 32:04.628 --> 32:08.750 This is Coldplay with Jay-Z featuring... Let's have a listen. 32:08.790 --> 32:09.310 I haven't heard this. 32:09.330 --> 32:09.870 This is Lost. 32:10.031 --> 32:12.252 It's the mighty Coldplay with Lost. 32:13.112 --> 32:17.338 featuring Jay-Z sounding very, uh, hymnal. 32:17.639 --> 32:18.660 Hymn-hymn-himmick. 32:19.061 --> 32:20.663 What's the word for something that is like a hymnal? 32:20.683 --> 32:21.485 Hymnal is good. 32:21.665 --> 32:22.767 Hymnal. 32:22.847 --> 32:23.548 That was nice. 32:23.808 --> 32:24.770 That was enjoyable. 32:25.070 --> 32:26.652 What's Jay-Z going on about? 32:28.272 --> 32:32.753 I think you observed correctly that he was rhyming a lot of C's, wasn't he? 32:33.033 --> 32:35.794 Well, did he not talk about CBBC at one point? 32:36.214 --> 32:36.834 Something like that. 32:36.854 --> 32:39.334 The children's branch of the BBC. 32:41.375 --> 32:41.755 I don't know. 32:42.395 --> 32:45.876 Maybe we'll try and find... I don't think he said CBBC. 32:45.936 --> 32:49.216 He did say CB... He was talking about CB... C. Lizzo on CBBC? 32:49.516 --> 32:49.957 Yeah, exactly. 32:49.977 --> 32:52.857 He's a fan of Lizzo. 32:53.037 --> 32:54.037 Who's Lizzo? 32:54.577 --> 32:57.078 He's the CBBC's top reporter. 32:57.378 --> 32:57.959 OK, sorry. 32:58.079 --> 32:58.699 Come on! 32:58.879 --> 32:59.800 I know Poi Fan Li. 33:00.561 --> 33:01.842 Yeah, well, she's CBB's. 33:02.842 --> 33:04.464 Is not CBBC the same thing? 33:04.504 --> 33:04.884 No! 33:05.545 --> 33:06.766 CBB's is for babies. 33:07.366 --> 33:09.248 CBBC is for children. 33:09.508 --> 33:09.968 Sorry. 33:10.048 --> 33:13.031 Yeah, who can, like, talk and understand ideas. 33:13.551 --> 33:13.951 Yeah. 33:14.132 --> 33:19.035 Whereas CBB's is just, like, variously different men in costumes running around. 33:19.096 --> 33:19.996 I'm more of a CBB's person. 33:20.637 --> 33:21.658 People who can... It's more soothing. 33:21.998 --> 33:23.519 ...think and understand ideas. 33:23.559 --> 33:24.180 That's a tough one. 33:24.200 --> 33:27.042 Hey, listen, you know we were just talking about Dobby the house elf. 33:27.202 --> 33:27.402 Yeah. 33:27.602 --> 33:27.882 Yeah. 33:28.703 --> 33:33.486 I want to make a film starring all the worst CGI characters. 33:33.666 --> 33:36.588 I've only got two so far, Dobby and Jar Jar Binks. 33:36.848 --> 33:37.228 Yeah. 33:37.569 --> 33:42.512 But you'd get all the really disastrous CGI characters and they'd all be living on an island together. 33:42.552 --> 33:44.193 It would be called CG Island. 33:44.453 --> 33:44.853 Nice. 33:45.414 --> 33:51.297 And I don't know what would happen, but it would be really good and it'd be really moving because they're so reviled. 33:51.818 --> 33:52.978 I'm trying to think of other ones. 33:52.998 --> 33:55.480 There must be some more, some really bad ones. 33:55.560 --> 33:58.864 But you mean CG characters in live-action films? 33:59.705 --> 34:00.967 You can't have Shrek on there. 34:03.149 --> 34:05.192 You could have Shrek, but he's too successful. 34:05.953 --> 34:07.514 He's unaccountably successful. 34:07.735 --> 34:09.837 I'm not a Shrek fan myself. 34:09.877 --> 34:11.559 I know it's a controversial thing to say. 34:12.020 --> 34:14.483 The Shrek films look as if they've been painted out of vomit. 34:15.724 --> 34:16.105 Don't they? 34:16.165 --> 34:17.205 That's the palette though, isn't it? 34:17.226 --> 34:21.789 It's the lurid, you know, sort of fantasy palette that they're going for. 34:21.829 --> 34:24.271 But Jar Jar Binks, he was a disaster. 34:24.572 --> 34:27.394 They introduced him with a big fanfare, then quickly went back on themselves. 34:27.414 --> 34:28.675 This is very controversial stuff. 34:28.695 --> 34:34.440 Dobby the house self, he was going to be one of the key characters in Harry Potter, but they got rid of him as quickly as they could. 34:34.580 --> 34:34.940 Did they? 34:35.380 --> 34:35.601 Yeah. 34:36.181 --> 34:36.601 Doubles. 34:36.881 --> 34:37.281 Doubles. 34:37.301 --> 34:38.401 With this funny long nose. 34:38.581 --> 34:41.702 I think it would be inexpensive to buy the options to those characters. 34:41.762 --> 34:41.942 Right. 34:42.562 --> 34:47.703 Already got a large public awareness, and we make a series about it. 34:48.143 --> 34:49.063 And it's really moving. 34:49.323 --> 34:50.363 That's a nice idea. 34:51.384 --> 35:04.466 We would ask you for your thoughts via text, but we're having some problems with our texts at the moment, listeners, which is why we haven't read any of them out so far. 35:05.206 --> 35:22.507 uh for that why we're delaying text the nation we're gonna delay text the nation a little bit more actually work otherwise it's pointless otherwise it's totally meaningless also it's a betrayal of trust and we can't do that we don't advocate any kind of trust betrayal now let's have another record and then when we come back we're going to have a bit of steven-based activity 35:23.568 --> 35:24.849 Here's a free play for you listeners. 35:25.109 --> 35:35.715 This is an artist called Johnny Polonsky and It was from about 10 years ago I think this track was produced by Frank Black even and it's a cover of the Nirvana track in bloom. 35:35.855 --> 35:46.721 Hope you enjoy in bloom Johnny Polonsky there Adam and Joe here on BBC six music now ever since we were sent a comic Called Steven 35:47.481 --> 35:53.587 which was created by a young man called Stephen when he was a young boy and he made a comic starring himself. 35:53.667 --> 35:57.291 It was kind of an action war comic, just called Stephen exclamation mark. 35:57.351 --> 36:03.336 Yeah, we thought that was a very powerful idea for a hero in the Bourne and Bond mould. 36:03.777 --> 36:06.460 We like the idea of people crying out his name when they're in peril. 36:07.561 --> 36:11.865 Last week we played you a clip from a film that included someone shouting, Stephen! 36:12.703 --> 36:32.638 very dramatically and excitingly and we're very pleased that a listener to the show Rowan Dawes from Hernhill in London has actually sent us another clip of a mystery movie where someone satisfyingly, dramatically, impactfully shouts, Stephen! 36:33.399 --> 36:34.420 Do you know which movie this is? 36:34.640 --> 36:34.981 I do. 36:35.061 --> 36:37.183 You don't, though, do you, Adam? 36:37.403 --> 36:42.508 So this is a kind of a non-competitive, uh, fun audience participation thing. 36:42.949 --> 36:45.932 See if you know what movie this comes from. 36:54.800 --> 36:56.963 That's good to see you, Stephen! 36:57.844 --> 37:00.826 There's a sort of extra syllable, a desperate extra syllable in there. 37:01.266 --> 37:02.327 That's tough. 37:02.527 --> 37:03.888 I mean, that sounded old. 37:04.408 --> 37:04.728 Did it? 37:04.748 --> 37:06.550 There's a lot going on. 37:07.010 --> 37:11.072 Have a listen again and see if you can tell what's happening in all those sound effects. 37:18.857 --> 37:20.118 Oh, there's quite a clue in there. 37:20.378 --> 37:21.539 There's quite a clue in there. 37:24.053 --> 37:30.578 It's not your conventional sort of a train, but it is a train-like movement going on. 37:30.598 --> 37:32.639 Is it money train with Wesley Snipes? 37:32.919 --> 37:33.700 Good guess, but no. 37:35.201 --> 37:39.624 We'll tell you maybe after the next record, we'll reveal what that is from, but that's very good. 37:39.664 --> 37:40.625 Thank you very much, Rowan. 37:40.665 --> 37:43.467 That's a really dramatic rendering of the name Stephen. 37:43.487 --> 37:44.727 That's a good Stephen. 37:44.787 --> 37:47.709 We've had a couple of other suggestions of Stephen. 37:47.729 --> 37:49.371 Someone's saying there's a Morrissey record. 37:50.231 --> 37:52.814 Uh, where's that email gun that mentions Stephen? 37:52.834 --> 37:53.776 I've lost the email. 37:54.096 --> 37:54.957 Will you marry me? 37:55.678 --> 37:59.683 Yeah, I'm responding to your appeal for existing Stephen-related stuff. 38:00.043 --> 38:05.409 Towards the end of the Morrissey track, We'll Never Marry, there are some great samples of people shouting out the word Stephen. 38:07.113 --> 38:07.613 That's pretty good. 38:07.633 --> 38:09.934 We've got to dig that track up and try and play it maybe next week. 38:10.574 --> 38:11.454 Yes, yes, exactly. 38:11.474 --> 38:11.994 A good idea. 38:12.895 --> 38:15.755 OK, well, listen, we still haven't fixed our texts, right? 38:15.995 --> 38:16.196 No. 38:16.236 --> 38:17.816 That's a bit of a shame, isn't it? 38:19.316 --> 38:20.677 Well, here's some more music. 38:21.497 --> 38:22.097 It's exciting. 38:22.137 --> 38:25.098 We've got an amazing cliffhanger non-competitive quiz. 38:25.198 --> 38:27.959 We're going to have a record, then we're going to reveal the answers. 38:28.019 --> 38:29.379 It's like a proper radio show. 38:29.399 --> 38:30.219 Yeah, it's really exciting. 38:30.459 --> 38:33.340 First of all, are we doing the trail first, though? 38:33.380 --> 38:33.600 Yeah. 38:33.620 --> 38:35.761 Let's have a little bit of Sean Keaveny trail action. 38:36.101 --> 38:36.922 Young MC. 38:37.783 --> 38:39.765 How young would he have been though when he'd done that? 38:39.785 --> 38:40.466 He was pretty young. 38:40.506 --> 38:43.609 I think he was either still at college or just out of college. 38:44.410 --> 38:44.690 Right. 38:45.011 --> 38:45.271 Okay. 38:45.291 --> 38:46.192 Alright, fair enough. 38:46.292 --> 38:47.874 That was know-how. 38:48.154 --> 38:51.398 Before that track, we played you a little Stephen clip. 38:51.698 --> 38:54.620 Yeah, we're gonna hear it again and have you got any have you been thinking Adam? 38:54.660 --> 38:55.460 Have you got any guests? 38:55.480 --> 38:59.182 I wonder we got any emails I've got one guest, but I'm pretty sure it's wrong. 38:59.583 --> 39:02.224 We were chit-chatting there I didn't look at the emails. 39:02.284 --> 39:19.134 I was trying to think of train based excitement movies All I could think of was Mission Impossible, but there's no Stephen involved with that Mission Impossible one other trains Well, let's hear that clip once more and then we'll give it give it give the answer 39:26.929 --> 39:28.170 Too much hope for Steven. 39:28.190 --> 39:29.050 I think he's a Connor. 39:29.370 --> 39:31.351 He's of course he's not on a train train. 39:31.371 --> 39:32.872 He's on a roller coaster. 39:33.912 --> 39:37.574 Oh What's the big movie with a with a man called Steven getting in? 39:37.894 --> 39:42.756 Terrible jeopardy on a roller coaster you would final destination three three exactly, right? 39:42.876 --> 39:43.856 I even watched that one. 39:43.916 --> 39:46.077 Yeah, it's classic roller coaster action. 39:46.177 --> 39:49.599 Yes a good beginning final destination three. 39:49.639 --> 39:50.019 Yeah 39:50.419 --> 39:56.922 If you know a film in which somebody says the word Stephen in a particularly dramatic or exciting way, do let us know. 39:57.022 --> 40:00.724 If you send us an MP3 just like Rowan did, then that's even better. 40:00.784 --> 40:02.705 Yes, we don't have to make any effort at all. 40:02.885 --> 40:04.425 Massive points to Rowan. 40:04.445 --> 40:05.446 Rowan, you're fantastic. 40:05.466 --> 40:09.548 You know, Rowan also runs Adam and Jo's music MySpace site. 40:09.848 --> 40:10.688 Oh, does he? 40:10.708 --> 40:11.489 You know that site. 40:11.569 --> 40:12.469 I certainly know it. 40:13.209 --> 40:14.530 So, well done, Rowan. 40:14.770 --> 40:15.550 Thank you very much. 40:15.590 --> 40:16.071 Thanks, man. 40:16.091 --> 40:16.751 God bless you. 40:17.031 --> 40:17.911 You're amazing. 40:18.212 --> 40:21.033 Now, I think our texts are working now. 40:21.093 --> 40:25.655 They are coming through in Dribbs and Drabs, but you can always email us, so why not? 40:25.715 --> 40:29.416 Let's get down to Text-o-Nation, the nation's favorite feature. 40:29.796 --> 40:30.537 Text-o-Nation! 40:30.557 --> 40:30.637 Text! 40:30.657 --> 40:30.977 Text! 40:31.037 --> 40:31.317 Text! 40:31.377 --> 40:31.737 Text! 40:31.837 --> 40:32.558 Text-o-Nation! 40:32.638 --> 40:33.598 What if I don't want to? 40:33.858 --> 40:34.578 Text-o-Nation! 40:34.679 --> 40:35.679 What if I'm using email? 40:35.859 --> 40:36.579 Is that a problem? 40:36.599 --> 40:37.460 It doesn't matter, text! 40:40.299 --> 40:50.710 This week on Text to Nation, we are asking for your ideas for kind of punning film titles that haven't been used already. 40:51.090 --> 40:51.371 Yeah. 40:51.511 --> 40:55.055 From which we can construct the idea for a movie, is that right? 40:55.095 --> 40:55.295 Yes. 40:55.355 --> 40:59.079 I was watching While I Was Away on Telly, the film made in Manhattan. 40:59.399 --> 41:00.060 Why were you doing that? 41:00.220 --> 41:01.261 Because I like it. 41:01.321 --> 41:02.022 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 41:02.322 --> 41:04.504 Oh, there's something about that film I really like. 41:04.604 --> 41:05.364 No, are you serious? 41:05.384 --> 41:06.865 Yeah, I don't know why. 41:07.005 --> 41:07.586 With Jellog? 41:07.646 --> 41:08.726 Yeah, it's just odd. 41:09.027 --> 41:10.087 She is a disaster. 41:10.187 --> 41:10.968 I enjoy it. 41:11.128 --> 41:12.549 Who is the man in that film? 41:12.909 --> 41:13.530 Ray Fiennes. 41:13.570 --> 41:14.270 It's Ray Fiennes. 41:14.290 --> 41:19.574 It's really kind of peculiar casting and he looks like he's going to kill her and eat her at all points in the film. 41:20.094 --> 41:22.416 And it's so ridiculous that she's a maid. 41:22.576 --> 41:25.518 She hasn't cleaned anything in her entire life, J.Lo. 41:25.738 --> 41:27.559 Maybe that's wrong, actually, because she's from the block. 41:27.879 --> 41:28.359 That's true. 41:28.400 --> 41:29.580 And there's a lot of self-cleaning in the film. 41:29.600 --> 41:30.701 She would have cleaned her rocks. 41:30.761 --> 41:31.862 Yeah, exactly. 41:32.542 --> 41:35.665 But it's so ridiculous that you I can't but love it. 41:36.145 --> 41:55.422 But what a title made in Manhattan ma ID Yes, you know and this this arose because a friend of mine is at film school and he was he's trying to get a short film You know commissioned so to speak by the lecturers at his film school He's not having a lot of luck and he was saying come on think of a really killer short film idea and 41:55.822 --> 42:00.303 And I was avoiding the subject just by suggesting that he starts with the title. 42:00.363 --> 42:00.783 Good idea. 42:00.944 --> 42:07.525 And when you look at contemporary movies, a lot of them, you get the suspicion that many of them started at the title. 42:07.665 --> 42:09.226 Especially romantic comedies, it seems. 42:09.246 --> 42:14.127 Yeah, because romantic comedies are usually about some kind of a lie or deception, right? 42:14.227 --> 42:15.728 Or some kind of double truth. 42:17.188 --> 42:19.969 And so a double meaning in the title captures that perfectly. 42:20.089 --> 42:23.390 Well, the other one, of course, another made one was made of honor. 42:23.590 --> 42:24.150 Yes. 42:24.530 --> 42:26.430 You are constructed from honor. 42:26.610 --> 42:26.771 Yes. 42:26.791 --> 42:28.391 As well as being a made of honor at a wedding. 42:28.411 --> 42:29.251 Which is rubbish. 42:29.291 --> 42:30.551 I mean, that is... Oh, it's good. 42:30.671 --> 42:31.072 It's good. 42:31.092 --> 42:31.872 Is it? 42:31.892 --> 42:32.472 I think it's good. 42:32.792 --> 42:34.352 Made in Manhattan is fantastic. 42:34.372 --> 42:35.633 Made in Manhattan is good. 42:35.733 --> 42:37.033 Made... Do I have to explain it? 42:37.313 --> 42:37.793 That's good. 42:37.833 --> 42:38.374 That's a good one. 42:38.414 --> 42:41.376 I'm admitting as bad as that film is with Jellogg. 42:41.416 --> 42:44.858 You come up with those three words and the film writes itself. 42:45.138 --> 42:46.099 That's what we're getting at. 42:46.459 --> 42:56.086 So we're asking you, can you conjure any kind of phrase, expression or title that sort of is an instant movie title? 42:56.126 --> 42:58.167 And it doesn't even have to be a good pun. 42:58.627 --> 43:02.290 If you give us a title, we will develop a film out of it. 43:02.330 --> 43:03.111 Just before the news. 43:03.891 --> 43:04.592 Let's do a quick one. 43:05.232 --> 43:05.733 How about this? 43:05.773 --> 43:06.553 Can I put you on the spot? 43:06.594 --> 43:06.834 Yes. 43:07.114 --> 43:07.574 All right, then. 43:09.096 --> 43:10.337 Third party insurance. 43:11.658 --> 43:12.539 OK, it's a guy. 43:12.819 --> 43:13.780 He's at college. 43:13.800 --> 43:16.202 He's got a reputation for having amazing parties. 43:16.242 --> 43:17.063 Yeah. 43:17.163 --> 43:18.484 He's about to have his third one. 43:18.665 --> 43:20.706 He's having a party war with someone else. 43:21.567 --> 43:24.410 That guy, Donny, I've got to do a better party than him this year. 43:24.430 --> 43:26.572 Otherwise my rep on campus is going to be in the mud. 43:27.449 --> 43:28.530 That's a phrase they use in the mud. 43:29.010 --> 43:35.436 And so it's his third party, and of course he's very worried he's having in his parents' house, and he has to get insurance. 43:36.337 --> 43:38.038 I've got to think of a double meaning for insurance. 43:38.859 --> 43:39.520 Oh god. 43:40.040 --> 43:40.981 But how's that for a start? 43:41.001 --> 43:41.481 That's good, man. 43:41.501 --> 43:42.442 That's a very good start. 43:42.522 --> 43:45.105 Oh, and his dad's an insurance. 43:45.645 --> 43:45.945 Nice. 43:46.426 --> 43:47.346 He's studying insurance. 43:49.138 --> 43:50.459 It's a little bit like Risky Business. 43:50.499 --> 43:50.999 That's good. 43:51.040 --> 43:51.660 So that's the idea. 43:51.720 --> 43:56.264 We want your, they can be punny or they can just be phrases that you think might make a good movie title. 43:56.864 --> 43:59.726 And we'll come up with a, we'll try and come up with a movie pitch for you. 43:59.826 --> 44:01.508 That's Text the Nation this week. 44:01.648 --> 44:03.770 It's just gone 10.30 here on BBC 6 Music. 44:03.790 --> 44:04.330 Time for the news. 44:04.470 --> 44:06.992 Peter Bjorn and John with Young Folks. 44:07.473 --> 44:12.296 We're in the midst of Text the Nation and we're asking you to suggest kind of punny 44:13.197 --> 44:13.757 phrases. 44:14.458 --> 44:17.440 It's a hard one to express this, isn't it, to describe. 44:17.480 --> 44:21.423 But if we give you some more examples, people might get the idea. 44:21.443 --> 44:27.367 We're asking you to suggest titles for films, and we will make up the story of the film from the title you suggest. 44:27.407 --> 44:29.248 That's the simplest way to put it, I think. 44:29.528 --> 44:32.771 Inspired by Made in Manhattan and Made of Honour. 44:33.191 --> 44:38.975 The more generic the phrase, the more likely it is to have multiple meanings that we can then extrapolate from. 44:39.455 --> 44:56.006 okay how about this one joe okay um calculated risks calculated risks that's more of an action one uh is it you want that to be in the action genre could be calculated risks well there's obviously one meaning for that 44:57.106 --> 45:14.978 uh i can't think of a double meaning though i was thinking of a guy and he's got like a machine right oh yes he's a statistician yeah he's a really boring nerdy statistician who has a really boring life and he gets sucked into some kind of high grade internet espionage 45:15.839 --> 45:33.505 game and he gets out of various situations by using his amazing this is good his math skills right is that I mean that reminds me of eagle eye what is that what's the Shia LaBeouf thing that's more like war games right okay yeah but I like the idea of a guy who's amazingly good with maths 45:34.045 --> 45:36.067 And you, the audience wouldn't have to be good at maths. 45:36.148 --> 45:41.354 They'd just marvel at his ability to use, you know, he could measure things by sight. 45:41.774 --> 45:43.877 He would know probabilities. 45:44.317 --> 45:52.246 Maybe you'd team him up with a very thick man who didn't know nothing about none and was proud of it, you know? 45:52.887 --> 45:55.729 Kind of like a sort of Deep South lunatic. 45:55.809 --> 45:56.389 Joe the plumber. 45:56.589 --> 45:58.150 Yeah, Joe the plumber, exactly. 45:58.190 --> 45:58.910 Joe Lataxi. 46:01.431 --> 46:05.954 And yeah, so it's double act and they don't like each other, you know, it's a frictional buddy thing. 46:06.194 --> 46:10.296 But the statistician eventually gets them out of situations by using his maths power. 46:10.516 --> 46:10.856 I like it. 46:10.876 --> 46:11.397 It's good. 46:11.477 --> 46:12.437 Calculated risks. 46:12.497 --> 46:12.697 Yeah. 46:13.117 --> 46:14.018 Okay, how about this one? 46:15.919 --> 46:17.079 Candy from a baby. 46:18.180 --> 46:23.764 That's just right that is difficult Because while you're thinking about that. 46:23.804 --> 46:32.450 Yes, may I say that the other example that we had before the news third party insurance We were thinking actually we're missing a trick by just not calling it third party. 46:32.490 --> 46:33.851 Yeah, third party would be better. 46:33.951 --> 46:44.277 That would be much better Yeah, it would be insurance thing and then third party could just be about yeah, it's the son of of an insurance man Who's having some kind of a party based feud? 46:44.478 --> 46:44.718 Yeah. 46:45.058 --> 46:47.099 Yeah third party candy from a baby. 46:47.119 --> 46:47.680 Yes a bit too 46:48.320 --> 47:01.292 Well, it's a bit tricky because it would have to be about a baby that basically excretes sweets. 47:01.312 --> 47:03.834 Which is a nice idea. 47:03.854 --> 47:04.755 The kids would love that. 47:04.775 --> 47:05.796 Can you imagine? 47:06.177 --> 47:08.218 The baby's mum would be called Candy. 47:10.020 --> 47:12.041 So you already got a double meaning there. 47:12.101 --> 47:16.744 But not only does it excrete sweets, it excretes wonderful new sweets. 47:16.824 --> 47:17.165 Yes. 47:17.365 --> 47:18.505 That no one's ever invented before. 47:18.525 --> 47:19.106 Lolliplops. 47:19.666 --> 47:20.847 Lolliplops. 47:20.927 --> 47:22.628 Didn't we have them last week? 47:23.189 --> 47:26.351 We had the lolliplops. 47:26.371 --> 47:28.512 And then it would be an ethical minefield. 47:28.532 --> 47:32.495 It would be a sort of Aaron Brockovich style courtroom drama. 47:32.555 --> 47:32.755 Yeah. 47:33.475 --> 47:39.539 because candy would be exploiting the baby, feeding it all kinds of food to try and keep up production of the lollipops. 47:41.540 --> 47:47.723 Kevin Spacey would play a lawyer who's hired to defend candy and loves the sweets. 47:48.304 --> 47:49.264 He loves the sweets. 47:49.845 --> 47:50.765 It's a complicated one. 47:50.885 --> 47:51.706 Oscar bait though. 47:51.866 --> 47:52.786 But then when they're... 47:55.342 --> 47:57.784 That one's being hotly tipped for an Oscar already. 47:57.804 --> 48:02.188 But then, in the climactic courtroom scene, right, they get the baby, they get candy. 48:02.508 --> 48:03.509 Is the baby called candy as well? 48:03.549 --> 48:04.429 No, the mum's called candy. 48:04.449 --> 48:09.954 The mum's called candy, they get the baby, and the baby has to produce some lollipops for the jury. 48:10.214 --> 48:13.576 But at that point, the baby's gift deserts it. 48:14.057 --> 48:16.679 And the jury are confronted with actual blood. 48:18.520 --> 48:32.096 All of which they have to try right Wow because the because this is the other eyes getting complicated now, but that's good You see this is the kind of thing we want from you listen It's just just a phrase like candy from a baby and and you know that there's an Oscar winning 48:33.237 --> 48:34.658 courtroom drama there already. 48:34.758 --> 48:35.618 So do text us. 48:35.638 --> 48:36.719 The number is 64046. 48:37.379 --> 48:38.360 The texts are working now. 48:38.440 --> 48:42.042 Or you can email adamandjo.6musicapvbc.co.uk. 48:42.242 --> 48:43.362 Here's a free play, Joe. 48:43.462 --> 48:45.363 Is this yours, bit of an Aztec camera? 48:45.863 --> 48:47.224 Nah, this is on the playlist. 48:47.304 --> 48:48.625 Oh, you went for Abigail Silk. 48:48.865 --> 48:49.745 Oh, I've given it away. 48:49.805 --> 48:51.826 The excitement of... Okay. 48:52.027 --> 48:53.507 So what exactly are we doing? 48:53.567 --> 48:54.228 Sorry, mate. 48:54.308 --> 48:56.889 I confused things by jumping the gun there. 48:57.129 --> 48:59.590 Yeah, this is an Aztec camera with oblivious. 48:59.690 --> 49:00.531 Doing some gun jumping. 49:04.630 --> 49:24.567 as tech camera with oblivious from 1983 this is Adam and Joe on BBC six music broadcasting from what was described in the press this week from the digital hinterland of six music hinterland it's a sort of in between yeah it's when there's land very far off neutral zone 49:24.867 --> 49:25.688 Can you see any land? 49:25.848 --> 49:26.308 Oh, a hint. 49:27.409 --> 49:28.430 It's a little hinterland. 49:28.550 --> 49:28.891 Yeah. 49:28.911 --> 49:30.712 But it's a nice place to be. 49:30.752 --> 49:32.374 I prefer to be in a hinterland, don't you? 49:32.394 --> 49:33.695 Oh, it's nicer on the margins. 49:33.715 --> 49:34.495 Yeah, exactly. 49:34.716 --> 49:35.816 Stick to the margins. 49:35.836 --> 49:36.237 Stay out of trouble. 49:36.317 --> 49:38.699 Instead of getting the mainstream, you'll get drowned. 49:38.879 --> 49:39.660 Stay underground. 49:41.101 --> 49:59.555 Now, Joe, I was having a chat with some friends about national treasures the other day, because I was watching Strictly Come Dancing for the first time, never seen it before, and I sat up and my young son Frank, he was about six and a half, he couldn't get to sleep, so he came down and he watched some telly with the grown-ups. 50:00.195 --> 50:00.836 Oh, it was exciting. 50:00.876 --> 50:11.121 Yeah, it was really exciting and he was having such a good time and we watched Strictly Come Dancing and actually it was the perfect show to watch because everyone was, we had some friends around and everyone was kind of... That show's not on very late, is it? 50:11.962 --> 50:14.883 Well, no, but you know, he's supposed to be in bed and all tucked up by about 7.30. 50:15.364 --> 50:15.844 Right. 50:16.124 --> 50:19.626 It was about 8.30 or 9, I think, Strictly, on a Sunday night, maybe. 50:19.886 --> 50:21.747 It's got some sauce in it as well, hasn't it? 50:21.767 --> 50:21.887 Has it? 50:22.107 --> 50:22.307 No. 50:22.367 --> 50:22.728 Has it? 50:22.788 --> 50:23.328 No sauce. 50:23.488 --> 50:25.029 It was completely family friendly. 50:25.049 --> 50:26.590 It was very family friendly. 50:26.610 --> 50:27.010 It was great. 50:27.050 --> 50:27.670 It was perfect. 50:27.730 --> 50:28.191 Perfect show. 50:29.071 --> 50:34.055 and obviously hosted by the giantifical Bruce Forsythe, obviously. 50:34.836 --> 50:38.039 I mean he is like 150 now or what is he? 50:38.079 --> 50:39.580 He's in his 80s though, isn't he? 50:39.980 --> 50:41.742 And he is an extraordinary figure of a man. 50:41.762 --> 50:44.004 Yeah, he's to television what Clint Eastwood is to films. 50:44.204 --> 50:50.627 He is undoubtedly, though, wouldn't you say, a national treasure, as far as the Brits are concerned. 50:51.028 --> 50:51.888 British national treasure. 50:51.928 --> 50:56.951 Who else, if you had to compile a list of the top ten national treasures, who would you definitely put in there? 50:57.011 --> 50:57.671 No question. 50:58.011 --> 51:01.053 I would say, maybe at number one even, Stephen Fry. 51:01.693 --> 51:03.234 I mean, that's a no-brainer, right? 51:04.054 --> 51:09.477 And I was thinking, like, to qualify as a national treasure, you have to be a fairly uncontroversial figure. 51:10.297 --> 51:23.543 I mean, that's not to say that there have been elements of Stephen Fry's life and career that have taken him into controversial areas, but on the whole, he is much loved by a huge swathe of the public for good reason. 51:23.643 --> 51:25.684 So he would be in there, maybe number one. 51:26.124 --> 51:27.525 I would put Wogan on there. 51:28.403 --> 51:28.603 Yeah. 51:28.843 --> 51:29.423 Wouldn't you think? 51:29.443 --> 51:29.763 Yeah. 51:30.263 --> 51:30.904 Terry Wiggin. 51:32.184 --> 51:34.284 What about Joanna Lumley? 51:34.825 --> 51:35.425 Ooh, good idea. 51:35.445 --> 51:38.165 Did you see her program where she saw the Northern Lights? 51:38.645 --> 51:39.506 No, I didn't actually. 51:39.706 --> 51:40.566 That was very moving. 51:40.626 --> 51:40.926 Was it? 51:41.066 --> 51:41.406 Yeah. 51:41.666 --> 51:42.366 Treasure status. 51:42.846 --> 51:43.727 Instant treasure status. 51:43.747 --> 51:48.248 That's a good idea, because I was going to ask about female members of the national treasure community. 51:48.648 --> 51:49.808 They're harder to come up with. 51:49.848 --> 51:51.968 I was thinking of Judi Stench. 51:54.269 --> 51:58.912 Well, the Royal Family have the job of selecting national treasures, don't they? 51:58.932 --> 52:02.014 Because they award them medallions and trinkets. 52:03.035 --> 52:05.517 So all we'd have to do is look at the New Year's honours list. 52:06.597 --> 52:08.018 Has Frye got some honours there? 52:08.398 --> 52:09.059 He hasn't got enough. 52:09.079 --> 52:10.080 It's about time, isn't it? 52:10.320 --> 52:11.220 He's got to give him some honours. 52:11.260 --> 52:12.221 Maybe he's turned them down. 52:12.261 --> 52:15.143 I mean, you would think that he would be laden with honours, wouldn't you? 52:15.223 --> 52:15.623 He should be. 52:15.903 --> 52:17.004 He absolutely should be. 52:17.785 --> 52:18.285 Alan, Dave, you 52:18.385 --> 52:19.586 you give some to Alan Davies? 52:19.646 --> 52:20.526 Alan Davies? 52:22.407 --> 52:24.169 No, he's a very talented man. 52:24.389 --> 52:25.349 He's not mature enough. 52:25.409 --> 52:27.070 I'm not suggesting that Davies should be. 52:27.230 --> 52:28.011 Okay, how about this? 52:28.291 --> 52:28.891 Ant and Dec? 52:30.092 --> 52:30.432 Too young. 52:30.713 --> 52:31.333 Too young? 52:31.353 --> 52:31.853 Why? 52:31.953 --> 52:33.034 Because it could go wrong for them. 52:33.274 --> 52:33.814 You reckon? 52:33.894 --> 52:34.115 Yeah. 52:34.255 --> 52:34.855 No, it will never 52:34.975 --> 52:39.477 No, you have to be old enough that you're really not going to make any mistakes. 52:39.878 --> 52:44.260 Listen, Ant and Dec have skirted the shores of controversy but not by their own hands. 52:44.280 --> 52:51.723 The thing about Forsyth is if he came anywhere near any controversy, he would keel over. 52:51.904 --> 52:58.707 You have to be, I think, so mature that you take life from the world very gently and that makes you a risk-free zone. 52:59.147 --> 53:00.208 I think Ant and Dec do that. 53:01.068 --> 53:01.368 Do you? 53:01.528 --> 53:04.390 I don't believe that they would ever knowingly court controversy. 53:04.870 --> 53:05.491 Oh, really? 53:05.511 --> 53:08.592 What does that mean? 53:08.692 --> 53:11.494 Well, it means think back a year or so. 53:11.514 --> 53:12.574 That wasn't their fault. 53:12.755 --> 53:13.235 Wasn't it? 53:13.355 --> 53:17.077 No, that was underlings in their company and they paid the price. 53:17.097 --> 53:19.758 Still, I'm not sure they could go for national treasure status here because of that. 53:19.778 --> 53:21.579 You're talking about the phone fixing scandal. 53:23.020 --> 53:23.761 How about this one? 53:24.901 --> 53:25.722 Richard Briars. 53:26.584 --> 53:27.124 Briars. 53:27.604 --> 53:32.766 Yes, yeah, I would say ten Maybe I mean cuz he means more to our generation. 53:32.806 --> 53:33.067 Perhaps. 53:33.107 --> 53:34.207 Yeah, what's he done recently? 53:34.527 --> 53:41.410 That's the other thing is you've got to keep you got to keep visiting in the ice Yeah, working exactly keep our eyes and he hasn't really kept his end up. 53:41.730 --> 53:44.131 Come on Briars pull your finger out How about this one? 53:45.316 --> 53:46.537 No question, I would say. 53:46.577 --> 53:47.057 Top 10. 53:48.038 --> 53:48.719 Uh, Attenborough. 53:49.519 --> 53:50.400 Oh, absolutely. 53:51.220 --> 53:52.561 The, um... Not Dickey. 53:52.582 --> 53:53.242 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 53:53.622 --> 53:57.005 Because Dickey's more of a controversial figure, but, um... Really? 53:57.365 --> 53:57.685 Yeah. 53:58.006 --> 53:59.407 I'd give him to all the Attenboroughs. 53:59.467 --> 53:59.687 Really? 53:59.767 --> 54:00.407 All Attenboroughs. 54:00.427 --> 54:00.908 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 54:01.752 --> 54:03.573 I mean, what's the other guy's name that's gone out of my head? 54:04.233 --> 54:05.314 What, Richard Attenborough? 54:05.374 --> 54:06.134 Richard Attenborough. 54:06.254 --> 54:07.235 Richard is the director. 54:07.315 --> 54:07.495 Yeah. 54:07.655 --> 54:08.575 David's the naturalist. 54:08.616 --> 54:09.516 David, David, David. 54:09.536 --> 54:09.616 Yeah. 54:09.896 --> 54:11.857 Ooh, speaking of David's, Jason. 54:12.838 --> 54:13.878 David, absolutely. 54:13.898 --> 54:14.198 Jay Hall. 54:14.539 --> 54:14.779 Yeah. 54:15.099 --> 54:16.820 Well, Only Fools and Horses is a national treasure. 54:16.880 --> 54:19.861 It should be projected directly into the eyeballs of all newborn babies. 54:19.981 --> 54:21.082 Is that ten if I got ten? 54:21.162 --> 54:21.662 In this country. 54:21.882 --> 54:23.123 What about Trevor McDonald? 54:23.383 --> 54:24.283 Oh, that's a good one. 54:24.344 --> 54:25.564 He's a national treasure, isn't he? 54:25.584 --> 54:26.044 A donut. 54:26.565 --> 54:28.205 Did you see him on the National Television Awards? 54:28.566 --> 54:28.686 No. 54:29.306 --> 54:33.129 He was doing... I wouldn't watch that if you held a gun to my hand. 54:33.449 --> 54:34.029 You missed out. 54:34.049 --> 54:36.831 You missed the news that Tennant's stepping down as Doctor Who then. 54:37.431 --> 54:37.852 Don't care. 54:38.772 --> 54:39.773 Oh my lord. 54:39.953 --> 54:40.653 You're out of control. 54:40.673 --> 54:41.514 You're a loose cannon. 54:41.894 --> 54:43.475 You're going to stay in the margin with an attitude like that. 54:43.495 --> 54:44.676 Loose cannon, that's a good name for a film. 54:44.696 --> 54:45.076 Very good. 54:45.196 --> 54:46.397 We should get back to Text the Nation. 54:46.637 --> 54:49.159 Right, I'm going to check that I've got ten national treasures back. 54:49.179 --> 54:53.422 Maybe we could have some kind of Adam and Jo award that we would give to people. 54:54.122 --> 54:57.785 It would be nice to hear an acceptance speech from Bruce if we gave him 54:58.425 --> 54:58.925 an award. 54:58.965 --> 55:00.966 I mean, that's what awards are, really, aren't they? 55:01.146 --> 55:01.326 Yeah. 55:01.606 --> 55:04.687 It's a way to make people come to you. 55:04.707 --> 55:05.728 Do you know what I mean? 55:05.748 --> 55:07.528 Because you can't refuse an award, whatever it is. 55:07.548 --> 55:08.428 You have to respond. 55:08.689 --> 55:08.849 Yeah. 55:08.989 --> 55:10.269 Otherwise, you seem ungrateful. 55:10.569 --> 55:13.610 If we just invented one, it could be brilliant promotion for our show. 55:13.870 --> 55:14.351 That's a good idea. 55:14.411 --> 55:16.751 We could award it just to amazingly famous people. 55:16.971 --> 55:19.532 But who would accept an award from us, though, on this list? 55:19.552 --> 55:19.852 Stephen Fry? 55:19.872 --> 55:20.393 They'd have to. 55:20.453 --> 55:21.713 They'd have to respond somehow. 55:21.753 --> 55:22.353 Do you think Fry would? 55:22.373 --> 55:25.694 If we sent them an object, they'd have to get some sort of response. 55:25.794 --> 55:27.135 I don't know. 55:27.475 --> 55:34.359 Okay, now Joe, this is your free choice. 55:34.639 --> 55:35.100 What have you got? 55:35.140 --> 55:36.801 Yeah, this is a bit of hippity hoppity. 55:36.821 --> 55:44.345 This is ugly duckling with Abigail silk What if I don't want to but amusing email is that a problem 55:51.912 --> 55:55.594 Yes, it's Text the Nation time here on The Adam and Jo Show on BBC Six Music. 55:55.934 --> 55:58.596 Before that you heard James with a track called Laid. 55:58.836 --> 56:01.057 Can we play a track like that in this current climate? 56:01.077 --> 56:02.058 Yes we can, we just did. 56:02.678 --> 56:18.588 That was from the 4th of May 2007 and you join us during Text the Nation where our challenge for you is to suggest possible movie titles to us and Adam and I are going to attempt to extrapolate a film plot from them. 56:19.128 --> 56:20.789 It's a bit hard to describe this. 56:20.809 --> 56:25.070 Well, we're using the formula of well-known phrases, I suppose, aren't we? 56:25.090 --> 56:25.370 Yes. 56:25.570 --> 56:29.472 Going on the premise that, for a good movie, all you need is the title. 56:29.672 --> 56:29.912 Yeah. 56:30.112 --> 56:36.715 And we're not, you know, a lot of people have texted in actual puns with, you know, titles with very obvious puns in them. 56:36.855 --> 56:38.395 Like Bite Me, B-Y-T-E. 56:38.435 --> 56:41.676 Yeah, which is good, but you don't really have to make that much effort. 56:41.716 --> 56:43.037 We're looking for... Yeah, that's too good. 56:43.177 --> 56:46.599 for phrases that don't have an obvious double meaning to them. 56:47.319 --> 56:48.300 We can create one. 56:48.340 --> 56:50.941 You know, the key here is the film made in Manhattan. 56:50.961 --> 56:52.302 What a brilliant title that is. 56:52.582 --> 56:55.504 So someone said parking meter. 56:55.644 --> 56:56.905 That was James, our producer, I think. 56:57.345 --> 57:01.928 And then we were thinking... That's a good title, parking meter. 57:02.108 --> 57:04.009 But what about Marking Peter? 57:04.169 --> 57:06.910 Marking Peter exactly is what the film's called. 57:07.010 --> 57:07.971 And he's a traffic one. 57:07.991 --> 57:09.572 He's a traffic one, exactly. 57:10.332 --> 57:21.340 How about we got loads of texts here all of them are good So I'll just go through them quickly James in Bristol says take me to the bridge That is very good. 57:21.440 --> 57:32.829 Take me to the bridge that could be about a soul singer like the journey of a soul singer who is what's the word he's Conscripted to fight in the army, right? 57:32.869 --> 57:36.792 So it's like a bridge too far with a kind of soul guy as a soldier 57:37.592 --> 57:41.116 And while the bridge is blowing up, or it's going wrong, he's singing these amazing songs. 57:41.136 --> 57:44.320 And at the end, there's a scene where they're all being executed by the Nazis. 57:44.701 --> 57:48.485 And he starts singing a soul song. 57:48.986 --> 57:50.348 And the Nazis start crying. 57:50.688 --> 57:52.130 We cannot shoot him! 57:52.430 --> 57:53.612 The song is too good! 57:53.652 --> 57:55.133 The song is too soulful! 57:57.354 --> 57:59.937 That's the song, it's actually... Anyway, that's quite good isn't it? 58:00.097 --> 58:00.757 That's very good. 58:01.038 --> 58:02.739 That's from James in Bristol, thanks James. 58:03.340 --> 58:08.664 A lot of these texts don't have names on them, so do include your name if you'd like a little shout out. 58:09.185 --> 58:12.748 Hey chaps, this is from Dave actually in Paisley. 58:13.108 --> 58:14.890 Just tuned in with our wicked hangover. 58:15.230 --> 58:15.731 How about this? 58:15.991 --> 58:18.473 Jumping the gun, which I just heard you say. 58:19.734 --> 58:37.284 um jumping the gun jumping the gun well that is a fashionable movie for kids it's a bit like step up to the streets it's about skipping rope competitions can't have that for kids with guns in it uh wait i haven't said it's got it's got guns in it but it has because when i say kids i mean teams 58:38.485 --> 58:41.207 It's like Step Up To The Streets or what's that one called? 58:41.387 --> 58:42.207 You've Been Served. 58:42.588 --> 58:58.997 So it's their inner city jump rope teams and one of them is a gang who have guns and everything gets quite nasty and there's a big skip rope payoff in which somebody tries to shoot somebody else but the lead skipper actually jumps over the gun. 59:00.158 --> 59:01.159 and avoids the bullet. 59:01.619 --> 59:01.979 Brilliant. 59:02.039 --> 59:02.679 Jumping the gun. 59:02.759 --> 59:03.119 Very good. 59:03.920 --> 59:05.420 How about this one, a little filmy one. 59:05.660 --> 59:06.601 Aspect ratio. 59:06.921 --> 59:07.501 I like that. 59:07.521 --> 59:09.122 That's a sci-fi movie. 59:09.162 --> 59:09.402 Yeah. 59:09.902 --> 59:11.243 Aspect ratio. 59:11.343 --> 59:17.605 And I was thinking they go through like a black hole or a wormhole on the other side of the hole. 59:18.005 --> 59:19.486 Things are stretched. 59:20.206 --> 59:20.967 Everything's stretched. 59:20.987 --> 59:22.528 Everything's a little bit stretched. 59:22.568 --> 59:23.769 Everything's 2.35 to 1. 59:23.930 --> 59:26.212 And then they go to another wormhole and it's 16 by 9. 59:26.392 --> 59:27.052 Yeah. 59:27.733 --> 59:33.438 Well that would be good, it would be like that film Brainstorm where they actually adjust the aspect ratio while you watch it. 59:33.819 --> 59:37.382 So some of the movie would be in 4 by 3, some of it would be in 16 by 9. 59:38.803 --> 59:39.824 I love saying these numbers. 59:40.504 --> 59:42.606 Some of it would be 2.35 to 1. 59:42.726 --> 59:43.906 Favourite aspect ratio, Justin? 59:43.926 --> 59:44.647 Oh, definitely 2.35 to 1. 59:44.767 --> 59:46.208 Yeah, just checking. 59:46.228 --> 59:47.229 How about this? 59:47.509 --> 59:48.169 This is anonymous. 59:48.570 --> 59:49.410 About time. 59:50.091 --> 59:50.951 That's very good. 59:50.991 --> 59:52.932 It sounds a bit like about Schmidt. 59:54.033 --> 59:54.834 About time. 59:54.874 --> 59:57.155 Well, the hero would definitely be called Johnny Time. 59:57.455 --> 01:00:00.718 Yeah, or use the old Parsley and Time thing. 01:00:00.858 --> 01:00:01.118 Right. 01:00:01.138 --> 01:00:01.978 T-H-Y-M-E. 01:00:02.038 --> 01:00:03.459 Or maybe Kevin Tick. 01:00:04.140 --> 01:00:04.640 Kevin Tick. 01:00:04.660 --> 01:00:05.381 That's more lateral. 01:00:05.421 --> 01:00:05.741 Johnny Tock. 01:00:06.702 --> 01:00:08.183 Kevin Tic and Johnny Tock. 01:00:08.764 --> 01:00:09.885 They're time cops. 01:00:09.925 --> 01:00:13.229 Or Jimmy Stitch. 01:00:13.409 --> 01:00:14.310 Or Stitch in Time. 01:00:14.350 --> 01:00:15.291 Or we go completely the other way. 01:00:15.331 --> 01:00:16.873 It's about a very old watchmaker. 01:00:17.834 --> 01:00:19.376 And he's never fallen in love. 01:00:20.337 --> 01:00:22.679 He's devoted his whole life to repairing watches. 01:00:23.560 --> 01:00:25.582 And it's about time we fell in love. 01:00:26.522 --> 01:00:27.062 and it ends. 01:00:28.262 --> 01:00:30.203 Here's one from Michael Leonard. 01:00:31.103 --> 01:00:35.164 He says, here's a phrase that's bound to be in a rubbish Hollywood thriller at some point. 01:00:35.444 --> 01:00:36.304 Call waiting. 01:00:37.244 --> 01:00:38.024 That's good. 01:00:38.504 --> 01:00:39.325 That's very good. 01:00:39.405 --> 01:00:40.085 Call waiting. 01:00:40.105 --> 01:00:41.605 I can't believe no one's used that one yet. 01:00:41.885 --> 01:00:48.607 Well, that reminds me of Girl 6, the Spike Lee film, like a telephonist in the Spike Lee film. 01:00:48.647 --> 01:00:49.807 She's a dirty telephonist. 01:00:49.887 --> 01:00:51.087 It wouldn't be the case in this film. 01:00:51.507 --> 01:00:52.807 Clean, clean one. 01:00:54.208 --> 01:00:55.508 And it would be a romance. 01:00:55.928 --> 01:00:58.790 Yeah, I mean, this is a good one for, um... How about this? 01:00:58.810 --> 01:01:01.972 It's the lady who was in almost famous Hudson. 01:01:02.332 --> 01:01:02.632 Right. 01:01:03.613 --> 01:01:04.033 Kate Hudson. 01:01:04.073 --> 01:01:04.633 Kate Hudson. 01:01:04.694 --> 01:01:04.934 Yeah. 01:01:04.994 --> 01:01:07.035 I can imagine her and McConaughey. 01:01:07.195 --> 01:01:07.515 Yes. 01:01:07.575 --> 01:01:08.156 In cool waiting. 01:01:08.176 --> 01:01:09.116 The cast of Fool's Gold. 01:01:09.256 --> 01:01:09.677 Absolutely. 01:01:09.697 --> 01:01:10.437 Together again. 01:01:11.037 --> 01:01:11.358 Wow. 01:01:11.698 --> 01:01:12.518 And how to lose a guy on 10 days. 01:01:12.538 --> 01:01:12.899 Box on 10 days. 01:01:13.519 --> 01:01:13.699 Yeah. 01:01:13.919 --> 01:01:14.940 And what would that be about? 01:01:15.220 --> 01:01:18.763 They'd be telephonists in different countries, maybe. 01:01:19.103 --> 01:01:20.985 Maybe she works for Barclays in India. 01:01:21.165 --> 01:01:21.385 Right. 01:01:21.685 --> 01:01:22.586 She works in a call centre. 01:01:22.626 --> 01:01:24.567 McConnell, he maybe, plays an Indian character. 01:01:24.807 --> 01:01:28.030 She works for the demon helpline in Bombay. 01:01:28.190 --> 01:01:28.510 Right. 01:01:29.171 --> 01:01:32.913 And she plays an Indian character with a very thick accent. 01:01:33.053 --> 01:01:33.234 Right. 01:01:33.254 --> 01:01:33.874 That would be good. 01:01:33.914 --> 01:01:34.955 She'd get an Oscar for it. 01:01:34.995 --> 01:01:35.956 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 01:01:36.156 --> 01:01:39.218 And they fall in love while resetting his preferences. 01:01:40.719 --> 01:01:41.640 But he can't commit. 01:01:42.120 --> 01:01:42.321 Yeah. 01:01:42.341 --> 01:01:42.541 Right? 01:01:43.102 --> 01:01:46.807 And the call waiting refers to his inability to commit to the relationship. 01:01:47.868 --> 01:01:48.509 And that's the thing. 01:01:48.589 --> 01:01:50.471 Maybe she works for a company called Waiting. 01:01:51.453 --> 01:01:53.636 And then, you know, you got to call Waiting. 01:01:53.836 --> 01:01:54.797 That's another meaning. 01:01:54.817 --> 01:01:56.039 His name is Mark Call. 01:01:56.339 --> 01:01:57.821 And her name's Jackie Waiting. 01:02:00.004 --> 01:02:04.328 And finally, for the moment, from Michael Leonard also, may contain nuts. 01:02:04.748 --> 01:02:05.569 That's very good. 01:02:06.670 --> 01:02:09.812 Now, the obvious way to go would be a sort of Dudley Moore-style comedy. 01:02:10.573 --> 01:02:11.754 Well, Seth Rogen, surely. 01:02:11.774 --> 01:02:12.435 Seth Rogen, yes. 01:02:12.515 --> 01:02:13.876 Moore's yesterday's news, isn't he? 01:02:14.336 --> 01:02:16.058 Rogen... Well, he's passed away obviously. 01:02:16.118 --> 01:02:16.958 He's no longer with us. 01:02:16.978 --> 01:02:17.399 That's a block. 01:02:17.759 --> 01:02:24.204 So Seth Rogen, what's it called again? 01:02:24.224 --> 01:02:25.065 May contain nuts. 01:02:25.165 --> 01:02:29.448 He works in a chocolate factory that make chocolate bars. 01:02:30.369 --> 01:02:37.194 He's the crazy son of a Willy Wonka style chocolate manufacturer and he's having a mental breakdown. 01:02:38.475 --> 01:02:41.437 So it does skirt over quite serious issues. 01:02:42.638 --> 01:02:51.424 So he's in a hospital when you say skirt over, but he's that this is the thing He has these brilliant ideas for chocolate bars, but he's uncontrollable. 01:02:51.624 --> 01:02:55.406 He's unhandleable So yeah, yeah, I like it. 01:02:55.586 --> 01:03:00.649 Yeah, they're all good ideas amazing board meeting scenes where he goes wild This is the tip of the iceberg. 01:03:00.669 --> 01:03:12.096 We've got loads to get through so keep them coming in ladies and gentlemen But now I think it's time for the we're a bit late for the top of our jingle, but let's have it anyway It's just you know about six minutes past 11, so it's the top of our 01:03:12.656 --> 01:03:16.218 This is the voice of the big, great, dear castle. 01:03:16.318 --> 01:03:18.179 It is the top of the hour. 01:03:18.279 --> 01:03:19.679 Ooh, that's wonderful. 01:03:20.020 --> 01:03:22.961 I got support with the last hour and had it scored. 01:03:27.416 --> 01:03:28.197 Who's that band then? 01:03:28.797 --> 01:03:29.658 A Bruce Springsteen band. 01:03:30.018 --> 01:03:30.539 Don't know then. 01:03:30.899 --> 01:03:35.922 No, that was the Rolling Stones band and that was Let's Spend the Night Together sounding good. 01:03:36.002 --> 01:03:37.463 Well done Rolling Stones. 01:03:37.543 --> 01:03:39.105 Are they national treasures? 01:03:39.325 --> 01:03:41.566 Is Mick Jagger's a national treasure? 01:03:41.606 --> 01:03:42.447 He's a national disgrace. 01:03:42.687 --> 01:03:43.468 He exactly. 01:03:43.488 --> 01:03:44.368 He's on a separate list. 01:03:44.428 --> 01:03:45.289 Right, he's imprisoned. 01:03:46.730 --> 01:03:48.771 Yeah, we'll come back to the National Treasures in a bit. 01:03:48.811 --> 01:03:49.831 We've got so much to get through. 01:03:49.851 --> 01:03:51.352 We've got a lot of texts coming in. 01:03:51.392 --> 01:03:53.713 A lot of texts. 01:03:53.773 --> 01:03:54.494 Thank you so much. 01:03:54.514 --> 01:03:55.174 They're all good as well. 01:03:55.194 --> 01:03:55.794 It's a pleasure, man. 01:03:58.696 --> 01:04:01.117 It's my free playtime right now. 01:04:01.317 --> 01:04:02.598 My free playtime right now. 01:04:03.098 --> 01:04:04.279 But what I'm going to do, right? 01:04:04.299 --> 01:04:05.500 I haven't actually picked anything. 01:04:06.000 --> 01:04:12.586 So I'm going to get you, Joe Cornish, to help me select one by just whittling some criteria. 01:04:12.606 --> 01:04:13.306 Do you ever do this? 01:04:13.386 --> 01:04:24.715 Like when you get bored, if you use iTunes or a similar kind of program here in the studio and you've got your iTunes... And you can select the music on your computer by various... You've got your music library there. 01:04:24.795 --> 01:04:27.516 Yeah, by various, you know, in various categories. 01:04:28.517 --> 01:04:33.459 The length of the song, the artist, the album, the date you added it or whatever, or the date it was created, whatever. 01:04:34.479 --> 01:04:39.702 And so sometimes, like, you might have an afternoon of listening to just songs that begin with the letter F. 01:04:40.222 --> 01:04:42.003 Fantastic afternoon, that would be. 01:04:42.464 --> 01:04:42.904 What fun. 01:04:43.104 --> 01:04:51.490 So maybe that'll be one of the criteria we use, but for the time being, I want you to give me a length of time between one and two minutes. 01:04:52.071 --> 01:04:53.912 Okay, I want to... In minutes and seconds. 01:04:54.012 --> 01:04:55.213 Between one and two minutes. 01:04:55.373 --> 01:05:02.975 Yeah, I'd like a one minute 37 second song all right one minute point three seven I'm gonna find a perfect length for a song and this is from obviously listeners. 01:05:02.995 --> 01:05:12.157 This is from my MP3 player Just what I happen to have loaded on it, but it's a you know It's like 60 gigs worth of stuff one minute that how much did you say one point three seven? 01:05:12.617 --> 01:05:14.937 One point three seven as close as you can get to it. 01:05:15.477 --> 01:05:23.079 Okay, we've got about 25 on whatever whatever song fits this criteria you're going to play Yeah, whatever it is 01:05:23.879 --> 01:05:25.241 No, not if it's wary of us. 01:05:25.361 --> 01:05:25.681 Okay. 01:05:25.722 --> 01:05:30.507 Yeah swearing aside if it's if it's fit for broadcast Whatever it is, you will play it. 01:05:30.727 --> 01:05:31.448 I think so. 01:05:31.488 --> 01:05:35.192 You're not gonna put a shame filter on you have to be honest It's not a very good selection. 01:05:35.212 --> 01:05:36.173 We got loads of firm. 01:05:36.874 --> 01:05:38.075 I've got my Harry Potter 01:05:39.116 --> 01:05:40.697 That's good, I like the sound of this. 01:05:41.218 --> 01:05:44.060 So what's the track that comes closest to 1 minute 37? 01:05:44.100 --> 01:05:46.302 Well there are, I've got loads of 1 minute 37 tracks. 01:05:46.342 --> 01:05:48.344 Well we need another criteria so we can settle it down. 01:05:48.364 --> 01:05:50.346 Okay, another criteria. 01:05:51.026 --> 01:05:52.607 Oh no, I haven't thought this through. 01:05:53.468 --> 01:05:54.369 Okay, right, here we go. 01:05:54.769 --> 01:05:59.173 I'm loading the tracks, all the 1 minute 37 tracks onto a separate playlist. 01:05:59.253 --> 01:05:59.894 Good, yes. 01:06:00.094 --> 01:06:05.298 So now you have to give me a letter of the alphabet. 01:06:05.698 --> 01:06:07.040 Okay, we're gonna go for... 01:06:07.941 --> 01:06:10.584 If I went for H, it would definitely be Harry Potter. 01:06:10.864 --> 01:06:11.785 No, not necessarily. 01:06:11.825 --> 01:06:13.567 No, that's true because it might be Dobby's theme. 01:06:14.428 --> 01:06:17.772 I'm going to go for the letter P. 01:06:20.805 --> 01:06:21.666 P. Okay. 01:06:22.927 --> 01:06:31.534 Uh, element O. Element O. We don't have a P. Okay, go for Q. Closest to P. Closest to P, O or R? 01:06:32.014 --> 01:06:38.380 Uh, let's go for R. R. I think R is a letter with which lots of song titles start. 01:06:38.400 --> 01:06:39.741 I don't have any R either. 01:06:39.761 --> 01:06:40.722 This isn't working. 01:06:41.102 --> 01:06:42.543 Uh, closest we've got to R is T. 01:06:43.724 --> 01:06:43.964 Really? 01:06:43.984 --> 01:06:44.244 All right. 01:06:44.284 --> 01:06:44.705 What tea? 01:06:44.765 --> 01:06:45.225 Tea's good. 01:06:45.245 --> 01:06:45.745 I like tea. 01:06:46.365 --> 01:06:48.506 It's, um, it's spoken word. 01:06:48.546 --> 01:06:49.647 It's Jerry Seinfeld. 01:06:50.827 --> 01:06:52.208 Um, taboo topics. 01:06:52.228 --> 01:06:52.768 He's having it. 01:06:52.788 --> 01:06:54.689 It's not very good, is it? 01:06:54.709 --> 01:06:56.790 It's not going to have any swearing in it because it's Seinfeld. 01:06:57.470 --> 01:06:58.071 You never know. 01:06:58.091 --> 01:07:01.552 Oh, this isn't working. 01:07:02.753 --> 01:07:07.335 Well, listen, why don't we have a think about it and play the next record on the on the playlist thing? 01:07:08.047 --> 01:07:29.129 yeah yeah it's a good idea i think a lot of listeners out there are thinking well that segment didn't really work but it was a good idea and we like Adam so one minute 37 was a stupid time i shouldn't have had well between one and two minutes really does whittle it down to two short songs i mean most songs 01:07:29.369 --> 01:07:30.309 are around three minutes. 01:07:30.349 --> 01:07:31.730 Do another time quickly, quickly, quickly. 01:07:31.830 --> 01:07:33.071 Okay, let's say three minute twelve. 01:07:33.311 --> 01:07:34.771 Three minutes and twelve, three minutes and twelve. 01:07:35.051 --> 01:07:37.693 Okay, fast now because people are getting bored at home. 01:07:37.933 --> 01:07:41.854 They're thinking of tuning over to Who's On Radio 2, Richard Allinson. 01:07:42.795 --> 01:07:43.415 Three minute twelve. 01:07:44.115 --> 01:07:45.056 Come on, come on, come on. 01:07:45.796 --> 01:07:47.457 We could have new listeners who've been bumped here. 01:07:48.137 --> 01:07:49.237 Alright, keep on interested. 01:07:49.578 --> 01:07:51.758 Okay, three minute twelve, that's good, that's good, that's good. 01:07:51.778 --> 01:07:54.299 Now you're gonna have to drag them all into a playlist. 01:07:54.839 --> 01:07:55.840 This is very laborious. 01:07:55.860 --> 01:07:58.761 Alright, I'll do that during the next song. 01:07:59.041 --> 01:07:59.781 What's the next song? 01:07:59.801 --> 01:08:01.982 The next song is Howling Bells. 01:08:02.622 --> 01:08:06.623 We're gonna just get under the hood of this idea and tweak it a bit. 01:08:06.663 --> 01:08:07.444 We'll be back in a second. 01:08:07.484 --> 01:08:08.304 Here's Howling Bells with 01:08:08.644 --> 01:08:09.445 Into the Chaos. 01:08:09.665 --> 01:08:15.371 Howling Bells with Into the Chaos, that is released on November the 17th and they're currently working on their second album which will be released in 2009. 01:08:15.631 --> 01:08:18.094 This is Adam and Jo on BBC Six Music. 01:08:18.374 --> 01:08:26.042 Okay, I've put all the songs from my iPod that are three minutes and 12 seconds long into a separate playlist. 01:08:26.563 --> 01:08:28.165 Now, this is fun, isn't it? 01:08:28.905 --> 01:08:30.787 Now, A Letter of the Alphabet. 01:08:32.228 --> 01:08:36.709 I'm gonna go for B. B. Okay, we have got three. 01:08:37.289 --> 01:08:40.710 We've got... Hang on, you're just gonna tell me what they are? 01:08:40.850 --> 01:08:42.111 No, no, no, of course I'm not. 01:08:42.131 --> 01:08:42.651 Of course you're not. 01:08:42.671 --> 01:08:43.391 Why would I do that? 01:08:44.631 --> 01:08:47.052 Okay then, number from one to three. 01:08:47.512 --> 01:08:48.332 Nice question. 01:08:49.372 --> 01:08:49.632 Two. 01:08:49.652 --> 01:08:49.712 Two. 01:08:49.732 --> 01:08:50.493 Okay. 01:08:52.794 --> 01:08:55.695 It's Jackie Metoo with Black Organ. 01:08:55.915 --> 01:08:56.515 What's that? 01:08:56.535 --> 01:08:57.636 It's a bit of reggae. 01:08:59.416 --> 01:09:00.497 I think it's an interesting film title. 01:09:00.517 --> 01:09:01.577 I think it's instrumental. 01:09:02.157 --> 01:09:04.418 Well, we better check it because we can't take any risks. 01:09:04.458 --> 01:09:08.179 Hang on, I'm just gonna... It's instrumental. 01:09:08.639 --> 01:09:08.859 Yeah? 01:09:09.440 --> 01:09:10.060 I'll burn it off. 01:09:11.052 --> 01:09:11.792 This is exciting. 01:09:11.852 --> 01:09:13.173 I mean, could we win it? 01:09:13.293 --> 01:09:16.735 This is not the right Saturday to do a fly by the seat of the pants. 01:09:17.655 --> 01:09:19.956 Can we get some kind of award for this idea? 01:09:20.256 --> 01:09:20.516 Yeah. 01:09:20.536 --> 01:09:23.117 This segment, this is the worst idea I've ever had. 01:09:23.238 --> 01:09:23.498 All right. 01:09:23.538 --> 01:09:24.058 It's a good idea. 01:09:24.078 --> 01:09:24.538 Okay. 01:09:25.218 --> 01:09:26.099 I'm going to let it lie now. 01:09:26.459 --> 01:09:28.120 Listen, can we have the textination jingle? 01:09:28.880 --> 01:09:29.801 and get over the thing. 01:09:29.821 --> 01:09:31.361 I mean, I've got Jackie Mitu burned off. 01:09:31.401 --> 01:09:40.467 Listen, but before the jingle, can I just say that I want Terrence Stamp to be cast in the big screen adaptation of the stage musical Stomp? 01:09:41.227 --> 01:09:43.208 Well, you know, we had another... And then the trailers will go Stomp. 01:09:43.848 --> 01:09:44.189 Stomp. 01:09:44.349 --> 01:09:44.589 Yeah. 01:09:45.850 --> 01:09:46.930 Just something I'd like to happen with. 01:09:46.950 --> 01:09:49.412 We did have an idea, a stamp-based idea. 01:09:49.632 --> 01:09:51.032 Let's do the jingle there before we get into that. 01:09:51.112 --> 01:09:51.793 Okay, yeah, jingle. 01:09:54.059 --> 01:09:54.759 Text the nation! 01:09:54.860 --> 01:09:55.920 Text, text, text! 01:09:56.040 --> 01:09:56.801 Text the nation! 01:09:56.841 --> 01:09:57.821 What if I don't want to? 01:09:58.062 --> 01:09:58.782 Text the nation! 01:09:58.882 --> 01:10:00.783 But I'm using email, is that a problem? 01:10:00.823 --> 01:10:03.725 It doesn't matter, text! 01:10:03.965 --> 01:10:14.472 Yes, Text the Nation this week is to do with you suggesting titles that could possibly be, or phrases that could possibly be film titles and we will make up the story of the film for you. 01:10:15.713 --> 01:10:20.156 They have to have, they don't have to have anything really, it's just a string of words that could be a... 01:10:21.096 --> 01:10:22.077 a film title. 01:10:22.137 --> 01:10:24.740 I'm getting exhausted trying to explain it, so we'll just assume. 01:10:25.081 --> 01:10:28.865 Bob from Hammersmith, he suggests First Class Stamp. 01:10:29.245 --> 01:10:33.510 Terence Stamp is accidentally wrapped in a box and mailed to a convention. 01:10:33.610 --> 01:10:34.191 Disgusting. 01:10:36.233 --> 01:10:43.599 convention which is discussing the welfare state and Stamp manages to convince the committee to let pensioners send packages by post for free. 01:10:43.939 --> 01:10:45.720 I'd say that's a BBC 4 drama. 01:10:46.080 --> 01:10:50.824 The film ends with the bill being passed and stamped reading the end. 01:10:52.591 --> 01:10:54.472 What? 01:10:54.512 --> 01:10:55.872 Thank you very much, Bob from Hammersmith. 01:10:56.593 --> 01:10:57.733 That was very nice. 01:10:57.773 --> 01:10:58.494 How about this one? 01:10:59.714 --> 01:11:00.775 Dear Diary. 01:11:01.015 --> 01:11:03.116 Dear spelled D-E-E-R. 01:11:03.216 --> 01:11:03.916 Fantastic. 01:11:04.716 --> 01:11:05.637 Dear Diary. 01:11:06.997 --> 01:11:11.239 Well, that is possibly just a title for a natural history documentary. 01:11:12.179 --> 01:11:15.381 Like a Bill Oddie style thing of following the life of a deer. 01:11:16.561 --> 01:11:19.563 But it could also be about a woman that falls in love with a deer. 01:11:20.983 --> 01:11:22.824 Uh, Anne writes about it in her diary. 01:11:22.844 --> 01:11:24.385 It's like Bridget Jones' diary. 01:11:24.725 --> 01:11:27.647 If you wanted to take it high concept, you could call it Dear Diary Hunter. 01:11:28.748 --> 01:11:29.008 What? 01:11:29.308 --> 01:11:29.968 Oh, it doesn't matter. 01:11:30.789 --> 01:11:31.869 Um, like Dear Hunter. 01:11:32.370 --> 01:11:32.770 Oh, nice. 01:11:32.810 --> 01:11:33.150 I like it. 01:11:33.190 --> 01:11:33.510 Thank you. 01:11:33.951 --> 01:11:35.952 How about this from Sue in King's Cross. 01:11:36.192 --> 01:11:37.693 He's got his father's eyes. 01:11:38.773 --> 01:11:41.055 Well, that reminds me of Jeepers Creepers. 01:11:41.875 --> 01:11:43.475 Uh, where he steals the people's eyes. 01:11:43.515 --> 01:11:44.335 That horror film. 01:11:44.435 --> 01:11:44.676 Yeah. 01:11:44.756 --> 01:11:46.176 He's got his father's eyes. 01:11:46.196 --> 01:11:47.516 Oh, wow. 01:11:47.536 --> 01:11:48.576 That would be a good horror. 01:11:48.596 --> 01:11:49.836 I mean, that's a bit too descriptive. 01:11:49.936 --> 01:11:50.176 Right. 01:11:50.377 --> 01:11:50.637 Yeah. 01:11:50.717 --> 01:11:51.157 Too horrific. 01:11:51.177 --> 01:11:51.937 That's so literal. 01:11:51.957 --> 01:11:53.317 I mean, you don't, I don't need to say anything. 01:11:53.337 --> 01:11:53.737 Okay. 01:11:53.797 --> 01:11:54.657 For this, Oromcom. 01:11:54.677 --> 01:11:56.998 This is ideal from Samuel in Manchester. 01:11:57.258 --> 01:11:58.818 A game of two suaves. 01:12:00.218 --> 01:12:00.638 Right. 01:12:01.258 --> 01:12:04.739 Uh, well, hmm, that would be a bit like, uh, Trading Places. 01:12:04.799 --> 01:12:05.079 Yeah. 01:12:05.239 --> 01:12:09.100 And it would be about two very rich men who have some kind of a bet. 01:12:10.741 --> 01:12:12.462 It would be a remake of Trading Places. 01:12:12.883 --> 01:12:14.144 Or Dirty Rotten Scoundrels. 01:12:14.204 --> 01:12:20.610 Yeah, it would be a kind of, what you call it, like My Fair Lady style makeover thing. 01:12:21.350 --> 01:12:23.792 A kind of a transformation swap-o-thon. 01:12:24.073 --> 01:12:26.755 But again, you see, it's already too punny. 01:12:28.196 --> 01:12:34.001 I want the most challenging possible title that suggests nothing that has no resonance at all. 01:12:35.066 --> 01:12:53.942 parking meter was good parking meter is good isn't it that's good uh okay how about this off the record right off the record that's from rust in south hampton well that's obviously about a uh a record company isn't it it's about maybe a record company in the 60s at like a swinging 60s Soho based 01:12:55.143 --> 01:13:13.193 record company and it's just a sort of confessions of a window cleaner style sex romp about a young lad who works as the tea boy in a Joe Meeks style record label in the 60s. 01:13:13.313 --> 01:13:14.254 I like it. 01:13:14.274 --> 01:13:16.015 And he just has chirpy adventures. 01:13:16.575 --> 01:13:17.956 Bye! 01:13:18.376 --> 01:13:19.137 He's off for the record. 01:13:19.157 --> 01:13:20.717 You're off for the record, mate. 01:13:23.228 --> 01:13:25.609 John and Cheshire suggests these are good. 01:13:25.629 --> 01:13:26.329 These are good, John. 01:13:26.949 --> 01:13:27.949 Please do not bend. 01:13:29.049 --> 01:13:30.650 Please do not bend. 01:13:31.030 --> 01:13:35.511 Well, that I don't need to go into that. 01:13:36.051 --> 01:13:39.131 I think our audience are capable of seeing that film in their heads. 01:13:39.271 --> 01:13:40.172 OK, how about this one? 01:13:40.512 --> 01:13:42.292 Six of one, half a dozen of the other. 01:13:42.492 --> 01:13:43.252 That's very good. 01:13:43.292 --> 01:13:46.253 Now, that's a sequel to Cheaper by the Dozen. 01:13:46.273 --> 01:13:46.453 Yeah. 01:13:47.513 --> 01:13:55.497 And that's about a family who have 12 children, they divorce, they have to take six of the children each. 01:13:55.517 --> 01:13:55.937 Terrific. 01:13:57.117 --> 01:14:04.821 And then the man with six of the children falls in love with another woman. 01:14:05.061 --> 01:14:08.763 There was one with Dennis Quaid in there that was a little bit like that as well. 01:14:09.363 --> 01:14:10.685 I can't remember the name of that one. 01:14:11.806 --> 01:14:12.807 But that was very simple. 01:14:12.847 --> 01:14:15.310 Or it could be about robots. 01:14:16.271 --> 01:14:18.174 Six of one could be the name of a robot. 01:14:18.514 --> 01:14:19.475 Right, like seven of nine. 01:14:19.796 --> 01:14:20.757 Yeah, exactly. 01:14:21.558 --> 01:14:22.619 He's got another suggestion. 01:14:22.799 --> 01:14:23.861 Carbon footprint. 01:14:24.421 --> 01:14:24.982 I like that. 01:14:25.142 --> 01:14:25.923 I like that a lot. 01:14:27.765 --> 01:14:30.387 There must be something in production called Carbon Footprint already. 01:14:30.427 --> 01:14:31.988 That's very good though, John, from Cheshire. 01:14:32.008 --> 01:14:32.689 Thank you very much. 01:14:32.989 --> 01:14:35.591 Well, can we have to think of a storyline for Carbon Footprint? 01:14:35.711 --> 01:14:36.011 Yeah. 01:14:36.552 --> 01:14:37.372 Can you think of one? 01:14:37.392 --> 01:14:39.434 I'm just thinking of Bigfoot. 01:14:40.014 --> 01:14:42.936 Well, there's a... Well, you've got to have an eco-tie in. 01:14:42.976 --> 01:14:45.078 It's like a serial killer movie, right? 01:14:45.238 --> 01:14:47.580 With an eco-warrior. 01:14:47.620 --> 01:14:48.821 It's an action film, I think. 01:14:48.881 --> 01:14:49.181 Isn't it? 01:14:49.201 --> 01:14:51.763 Because action films sometimes have really dry titles like that. 01:14:51.863 --> 01:14:54.904 Isn't the villain in Quantum of Solace an eco-warrior? 01:14:54.984 --> 01:14:56.465 Supposedly, something to do with water. 01:14:56.845 --> 01:14:57.105 Right. 01:14:57.125 --> 01:14:57.846 Water supplies. 01:14:59.426 --> 01:15:04.468 I think that's the... It's gonna be the new thing is to cast eco-warriors as villains, you know what I mean? 01:15:04.729 --> 01:15:05.669 Just to get their own back. 01:15:05.729 --> 01:15:06.229 Thanks a lot, Algo. 01:15:06.249 --> 01:15:07.270 Okay, the guy's name is Carbon. 01:15:07.350 --> 01:15:07.550 Yeah. 01:15:07.630 --> 01:15:08.210 Johnny Carbon. 01:15:08.330 --> 01:15:08.930 Jimmy Carbon. 01:15:08.950 --> 01:15:10.811 Yeah, and he has a footprint of death. 01:15:10.831 --> 01:15:11.591 Do you know what I mean? 01:15:11.611 --> 01:15:13.752 When you call in Johnny Carbon, he's an enforcer. 01:15:13.792 --> 01:15:16.954 He enforces ecological rules with violence. 01:15:18.174 --> 01:15:20.956 He is licensed to kill people that don't recycle correctly. 01:15:21.716 --> 01:15:26.479 So he goes around checking the weight of people's bins, kicks their doors in. 01:15:27.179 --> 01:15:33.002 If he finds you've got any plastic packaging that is non-recyclable in the recycling bin, he kills you. 01:15:33.082 --> 01:15:34.082 He stomps on you. 01:15:34.203 --> 01:15:34.443 Right. 01:15:34.743 --> 01:15:35.203 Exactly. 01:15:35.283 --> 01:15:40.086 And the poster is him with his foot on a housewife's face. 01:15:40.166 --> 01:15:42.627 Because she's put a yogurt pot in there. 01:15:42.727 --> 01:15:44.408 Stupid woman. 01:15:44.668 --> 01:15:45.929 Carbon footprint. 01:15:47.049 --> 01:15:47.590 That's excellent. 01:15:47.610 --> 01:15:48.750 Thank you very much John from Cheshire. 01:15:49.071 --> 01:15:57.837 Okay, we got we got yet more of these to get through But let's have some more music now before we so we're not gonna play Jackie me too, then I'm guessing black organ You know what? 01:15:58.077 --> 01:16:09.525 I was such an idiot because if I only I'd lied about it The one next to black organ was blue gene by David Bowie, but I thought safeguarding trust I can't lie to play two Bowie tracks in a show either. 01:16:09.565 --> 01:16:09.925 Right? 01:16:09.945 --> 01:16:12.127 That would be too much too much blue gene. 01:16:12.547 --> 01:16:14.829 I just met a girl name is a good track 01:16:14.929 --> 01:16:15.830 But I couldn't do it because I couldn't lie. 01:16:15.850 --> 01:16:17.051 Listen, it was a heroic failure. 01:16:17.091 --> 01:16:19.213 We really appreciated the intention. 01:16:19.333 --> 01:16:19.553 Yeah. 01:16:20.054 --> 01:16:23.357 That it was a disaster, was a shame, but we'll live. 01:16:24.177 --> 01:16:25.499 So here's the choral instead. 01:16:25.679 --> 01:16:28.221 That's the choral with dreaming of you. 01:16:28.401 --> 01:16:30.323 This is Adam and Jo on BBC Six Music. 01:16:30.343 --> 01:16:32.565 We were talking earlier about hot, hotty bodies. 01:16:32.825 --> 01:16:33.426 Hot water bottles. 01:16:33.486 --> 01:16:37.950 It's even better said in a really bad Australian stroke, New Zealand accent. 01:16:38.210 --> 01:16:38.750 Hotty body. 01:16:39.751 --> 01:16:40.732 Ah, it's nice to say. 01:16:40.752 --> 01:16:45.476 A couple of people have suggested that we're missing a trick with hottiebottie. 01:16:45.496 --> 01:16:47.418 You've got to use the word water as well. 01:16:48.239 --> 01:16:52.503 Alan Vickers says the definitive name is Walter Hottlebottle. 01:16:53.854 --> 01:16:54.855 That's what he calls it, right? 01:16:54.875 --> 01:16:55.916 Walter Hottlebottle. 01:16:56.337 --> 01:17:00.021 He says the definitive name is Walter Hottlebottle, please conform. 01:17:00.901 --> 01:17:01.762 Alan Suffolk. 01:17:02.203 --> 01:17:03.344 So that's more like an edict. 01:17:03.364 --> 01:17:04.165 Please confirm. 01:17:05.266 --> 01:17:06.868 No, he says conform. 01:17:07.028 --> 01:17:07.649 Oh, I see. 01:17:07.889 --> 01:17:09.390 We have to use Walter Hottlebottle. 01:17:09.430 --> 01:17:09.811 I like that. 01:17:09.831 --> 01:17:12.233 I like turning an object into a person is always good, isn't it? 01:17:12.253 --> 01:17:12.894 Sure, absolutely. 01:17:12.954 --> 01:17:15.797 It's including the water element there as well. 01:17:16.778 --> 01:17:17.418 One more. 01:17:17.859 --> 01:17:20.500 Yes, John in Edinburgh says you're missing a trick there. 01:17:20.760 --> 01:17:22.040 It's not a hottie-bottie. 01:17:22.280 --> 01:17:24.621 That's just foolish and ignores the vital component. 01:17:24.962 --> 01:17:27.223 It's a hottie-wottie-bottie. 01:17:29.464 --> 01:17:30.144 That's very good. 01:17:30.184 --> 01:17:31.364 I wasn't aware of any of these. 01:17:31.544 --> 01:17:34.386 To me, it was all... The whole new world has opened up for you. 01:17:34.506 --> 01:17:36.306 A new fantastic point of view. 01:17:36.607 --> 01:17:38.107 Unbelievable smells. 01:17:38.988 --> 01:17:40.928 Indescribable smells. 01:17:41.409 --> 01:17:42.469 It's just gone 11.30. 01:17:42.929 --> 01:17:44.430 It's time for the news here on 6 Music. 01:17:44.670 --> 01:17:47.955 Good effort, that's Santo Gold with Say Aha. 01:17:48.055 --> 01:17:50.278 And when I say good effort, I mean that was really enjoyable. 01:17:50.318 --> 01:17:51.460 Well done, Santo Gold. 01:17:51.560 --> 01:17:56.768 Why hasn't the drinks company Fanta invented a Santa? 01:17:58.175 --> 01:17:59.275 The Fanta Santa. 01:17:59.575 --> 01:18:01.376 Well... And he's like Santa. 01:18:01.416 --> 01:18:01.536 Yeah. 01:18:01.776 --> 01:18:06.217 But he's orange, like Fanta, and he's bubbly. 01:18:06.397 --> 01:18:06.777 That's good. 01:18:06.797 --> 01:18:08.958 I mean, Fanta's owned by Coca-Cola, I think, isn't it? 01:18:09.378 --> 01:18:10.218 Well, that's a myth. 01:18:11.119 --> 01:18:13.039 The whole Santa Coke thing. 01:18:13.279 --> 01:18:13.539 Is it? 01:18:13.919 --> 01:18:19.601 Yeah, they kind of, I think they kind of invented the costume, but the idea that they, um... No, obviously they didn't invent Saint Nick. 01:18:19.621 --> 01:18:20.621 Well, no, that's what you're implying. 01:18:21.361 --> 01:18:23.022 They invented the colour scheme, didn't they? 01:18:23.082 --> 01:18:23.802 Wrote the Bible. 01:18:25.034 --> 01:18:26.014 No, the red and the white. 01:18:26.094 --> 01:18:26.615 I think so. 01:18:26.635 --> 01:18:28.215 That might even be a myth as well. 01:18:28.235 --> 01:18:30.096 I'm sure I've read something about that being a myth. 01:18:30.356 --> 01:18:31.737 But anyways, that's Santa Fanta. 01:18:32.177 --> 01:18:32.477 I like it. 01:18:32.497 --> 01:18:33.498 It's Christmas time. 01:18:33.718 --> 01:18:34.318 Here comes. 01:18:34.998 --> 01:18:36.839 And then he smacks you in the face really hard. 01:18:37.099 --> 01:18:37.880 That's the tango. 01:18:37.900 --> 01:18:40.381 Ah, no, I couldn't do that. 01:18:41.201 --> 01:18:44.002 The Santa Fanta, he just pours fizzy drink down the chimney. 01:18:44.082 --> 01:18:44.882 Fanta Santa, yeah. 01:18:44.902 --> 01:18:51.463 So you wake up in the morning and your front room is soaked with an inch of sticky fizzy drink. 01:18:51.563 --> 01:18:52.163 Fizzy goop. 01:18:53.023 --> 01:18:57.604 Or you could just stick your head in the chimney and open your mouth. 01:18:57.644 --> 01:18:59.524 I mean, you'd get a lot of soot on you and stuff. 01:18:59.544 --> 01:19:00.724 Yes, that would be the second campaign. 01:19:00.825 --> 01:19:06.325 The first campaign, he'd come down and it'd be Christmas morning and the whole front room is soaked with Fanta. 01:19:06.506 --> 01:19:08.926 We had a chimney fire the other day because we lit a fire. 01:19:10.488 --> 01:19:11.609 without getting your chimneys cleaned. 01:19:12.150 --> 01:19:13.351 You've got to get it cleaned annually. 01:19:13.512 --> 01:19:14.233 Oh man. 01:19:14.613 --> 01:19:17.797 And we forgot about the whole... Can be very dangerous. 01:19:18.118 --> 01:19:23.265 Suddenly there was flaming debris coming down the thing and like piling into the room. 01:19:23.285 --> 01:19:24.166 It was really scary. 01:19:24.186 --> 01:19:25.748 That's a good public service announcement. 01:19:25.908 --> 01:19:31.629 And my wife wanted to call the fire brigade and stuff, and I spritzed it and calmed it all down and fixed the problem. 01:19:31.689 --> 01:19:33.790 But I think there was a bird's nest up there or something. 01:19:34.570 --> 01:19:35.390 It was no good. 01:19:35.530 --> 01:19:37.210 And no birds in it, I'm glad to say. 01:19:37.230 --> 01:19:37.710 So I hope not. 01:19:38.010 --> 01:19:41.011 But yeah, don't, you know, be careful with those chimneys. 01:19:41.331 --> 01:19:41.951 Fanta Santa. 01:19:42.151 --> 01:19:42.851 Fanta Santa. 01:19:43.032 --> 01:19:43.492 Smack! 01:19:43.832 --> 01:19:44.952 No, that's the tango one. 01:19:45.472 --> 01:19:48.173 Okay, here's some suggestions for Song Wars next week. 01:19:48.253 --> 01:19:49.513 We asked you to think of... 01:19:50.393 --> 01:19:53.997 shows, TV shows, that we could do a new theme tune for, right? 01:19:54.177 --> 01:19:55.919 We've got loads of ideas that have come in. 01:19:55.939 --> 01:19:57.320 I'll just rattle through a few of them now. 01:19:57.360 --> 01:19:58.101 Hello, Adam and Jo. 01:19:58.141 --> 01:19:59.842 This is from Sarah in London. 01:20:00.083 --> 01:20:02.104 Could you create a new theme tune for Spooks? 01:20:02.165 --> 01:20:02.825 Do you watch Spooks? 01:20:03.406 --> 01:20:04.267 Never watched Spooks. 01:20:04.327 --> 01:20:06.449 I don't watch Spooks either, so maybe that's not such a good idea. 01:20:06.469 --> 01:20:07.249 That could be good, though. 01:20:07.770 --> 01:20:09.452 She says, I watched it last night. 01:20:09.472 --> 01:20:11.914 It's a great show, but the theme tune sounds like casualty. 01:20:11.934 --> 01:20:12.615 It doesn't quite fit. 01:20:14.236 --> 01:20:17.421 Tom says, please do a new title track for Friends. 01:20:17.701 --> 01:20:20.766 It's on at least 5,000 times a day on channels like ITV3. 01:20:20.866 --> 01:20:21.847 I've done that already. 01:20:21.867 --> 01:20:22.649 Yeah, you did. 01:20:22.689 --> 01:20:26.915 I did a Friends thing for the Adam and Jo show if you go on YouTube, you can find it. 01:20:26.995 --> 01:20:28.978 I did a hilarious... FurRends, it was called. 01:20:30.820 --> 01:20:33.763 OK, David in Exeter says, good morning, Adam and Joe. 01:20:34.083 --> 01:20:37.767 I believe that the Antiques Roadshow theme is long overdue for some lyrics. 01:20:37.807 --> 01:20:40.849 That's about the time I had something to sing along to on a Sunday evening. 01:20:41.130 --> 01:20:42.751 So he's talking about keeping the original music. 01:20:43.332 --> 01:20:47.275 We've got to look into that, see whether it's usable in the podcast. 01:20:47.836 --> 01:20:52.260 But we should just go ahead and do it willy-nilly, because people will be able to listen 01:20:52.620 --> 01:20:53.180 Nilly Willy. 01:20:53.240 --> 01:20:54.261 Yeah, Willy Nilly. 01:20:54.281 --> 01:20:55.421 That's a good name for a film as well. 01:20:55.461 --> 01:20:56.581 Don't do that, Willy Nilly. 01:20:56.882 --> 01:20:57.642 Free Willy Nilly. 01:20:57.822 --> 01:20:58.682 Free Willy Nilly. 01:20:59.502 --> 01:21:01.003 Thanks David and Exeter for that one. 01:21:01.023 --> 01:21:02.343 That's the prequel to Free Willy. 01:21:02.684 --> 01:21:03.104 Alton. 01:21:03.804 --> 01:21:04.784 No, Alton. 01:21:04.964 --> 01:21:06.905 Jane from Alton in Hampshire. 01:21:07.065 --> 01:21:10.966 She says, surely the EastEnders theme tune is seriously in need of updating. 01:21:11.286 --> 01:21:14.388 I feel that might be, that turf might have been covered by other people in the past. 01:21:14.488 --> 01:21:14.808 Oh really? 01:21:15.128 --> 01:21:15.468 Yeah. 01:21:15.848 --> 01:21:18.149 Something more uplifting, more cheeky chappy. 01:21:18.189 --> 01:21:20.390 I am going to smurf your face. 01:21:21.710 --> 01:21:25.455 Oh my gosh I've had a terrible accident. 01:21:26.937 --> 01:21:27.397 Too easy. 01:21:28.419 --> 01:21:29.660 Good morning Adam and Joe. 01:21:31.282 --> 01:21:35.588 This is from Paul who lives in Amsterdam and he doesn't get any work done either he says. 01:21:35.628 --> 01:21:37.390 I should have hooked up with him while I was over there. 01:21:38.291 --> 01:21:39.872 He says, please do QI. 01:21:40.692 --> 01:21:41.533 That's a good idea. 01:21:41.573 --> 01:21:49.497 He says it's got a dreadful middle-aged BBC employed white guy making cod reggae theme tune, which lets down an otherwise fantastically entertaining show. 01:21:49.697 --> 01:21:50.097 Very true. 01:21:50.117 --> 01:21:51.758 Think of the fun you could have with the lyrics, he says. 01:21:51.798 --> 01:21:52.958 Good idea. 01:21:53.399 --> 01:21:54.499 This is from Liam now. 01:21:54.699 --> 01:21:55.580 Hi there, Adam and Joe. 01:21:55.940 --> 01:22:00.882 You should maybe think of composing a theme tune to a show that has no theme, like Lost or Heroes. 01:22:01.623 --> 01:22:02.663 Does Lost not have a theme? 01:22:02.703 --> 01:22:03.184 No, it just goes... 01:22:04.664 --> 01:22:05.664 Oh, that's a theme, though. 01:22:06.005 --> 01:22:06.685 Not really. 01:22:07.005 --> 01:22:07.585 Not really. 01:22:07.825 --> 01:22:09.626 I mean, that's a disgrace if you ask me. 01:22:09.866 --> 01:22:11.986 Well, they don't have time for themes in America. 01:22:12.046 --> 01:22:13.107 You might lose interest. 01:22:14.067 --> 01:22:14.687 Get on with the story. 01:22:14.707 --> 01:22:15.547 But that's a good idea. 01:22:15.607 --> 01:22:18.408 I like the idea of doing a lost theme, maybe. 01:22:18.828 --> 01:22:20.129 It could be... It's a good one for you. 01:22:20.169 --> 01:22:21.069 You watch that program. 01:22:21.229 --> 01:22:21.749 Yeah, I like it. 01:22:21.769 --> 01:22:22.869 I'm looking forward to the new series. 01:22:26.019 --> 01:22:26.580 What's that? 01:22:26.640 --> 01:22:28.022 That was back in the nutty room suddenly. 01:22:28.042 --> 01:22:30.364 That was my I'm excited about lost thing. 01:22:30.825 --> 01:22:32.927 We've got so many ideas here. 01:22:33.508 --> 01:22:34.149 Okay, here's the idea. 01:22:34.169 --> 01:22:35.690 Is that his lost JJ Abrahams? 01:22:35.751 --> 01:22:35.971 Yes. 01:22:36.572 --> 01:22:38.093 Here's an idea that a few people have thought about. 01:22:38.113 --> 01:22:39.675 He likes Mike, quantum of solid sun. 01:22:39.695 --> 01:22:39.996 Oh no. 01:22:40.016 --> 01:22:40.516 He does. 01:22:41.357 --> 01:22:41.998 Yeah, yeah. 01:22:42.518 --> 01:22:43.759 Um, Fran says... Very true. 01:22:43.779 --> 01:22:45.760 Well, it doesn't usually have a lyrical component, does it? 01:22:45.840 --> 01:22:48.702 Well, I suppose it could be operatic or, um, choral or something. 01:23:11.317 --> 01:23:14.999 Well, I'm leaning heavily towards QI, because I agree completely with those sentiments. 01:23:15.099 --> 01:23:20.302 I think it's a... I mean, there's something attractive about that theme tune, about the middle-aged kind of hopelessness of it. 01:23:20.322 --> 01:23:20.782 It's comforting. 01:23:20.802 --> 01:23:20.882 Yeah. 01:23:21.482 --> 01:23:23.943 It's just like a little old man having a bit of a skank. 01:23:24.604 --> 01:23:25.024 Yeah. 01:23:25.424 --> 01:23:27.665 Having a mild, non-hip-threatening skank. 01:23:27.705 --> 01:23:28.145 That's right. 01:23:28.165 --> 01:23:29.186 That's what the show is like. 01:23:29.546 --> 01:23:32.828 And finally, from Frankie, how about a new theme tune for Skins? 01:23:33.048 --> 01:23:34.709 The E4 drama about teenagers. 01:23:34.949 --> 01:23:39.451 The current theme tune is all a bit too light and fluffy and doesn't really reflect all the bad behaviour that goes on. 01:23:39.471 --> 01:23:39.891 Yeah, that's true. 01:23:39.911 --> 01:23:41.112 The titles are terrible for Skins. 01:23:41.252 --> 01:23:56.274 yeah yeah that's very true so thank you very much for all those suggestions those are excellent well we'll have a think during the week and yeah so that'll be next week's song wars we should wrap up text the nation after this as well we've got so many things to respond to is it my free choice yeah no is it 01:23:56.875 --> 01:23:57.336 Oh no, it's not. 01:23:57.376 --> 01:23:58.597 It's a bit of... It's Siguros. 01:23:58.617 --> 01:23:59.117 It's Siguros. 01:23:59.177 --> 01:24:02.020 Is this the video where they're all running around naked in the forest? 01:24:02.360 --> 01:24:02.801 Possibly. 01:24:02.821 --> 01:24:07.104 I think I saw their new video and it's full of beautiful people just naked in a forest. 01:24:07.245 --> 01:24:07.905 Where did you see it? 01:24:08.205 --> 01:24:11.188 I saw it on a DVD that came through with a magazine. 01:24:11.348 --> 01:24:12.009 Oh, yeah. 01:24:12.029 --> 01:24:14.932 I wouldn't be allowed to see it on YouTube because there's no nudeness. 01:24:15.832 --> 01:24:18.395 Um, Siguros with Vid Spillum and the Laust. 01:24:20.206 --> 01:24:22.128 What if I don't want to? 01:24:22.148 --> 01:24:23.469 But I'm using email. 01:24:23.509 --> 01:24:24.109 Is that a problem? 01:24:31.155 --> 01:24:42.302 We've had a wonderfully overwhelming response to Texternation today, asking you for phrases that could be turned into the titles of films very easily, and we're kind of pitching you ideas. 01:24:42.322 --> 01:24:47.446 I'm putting Joe on the spot by throwing some of the phrases you've suggested at him and seeing what he comes up with. 01:24:47.906 --> 01:24:52.990 And we've got a few great movies that I'm looking forward to seeing in the movie houses, all lined up. 01:24:53.590 --> 01:24:57.713 And here's two or three more just to finish off the feature today. 01:24:57.733 --> 01:24:58.493 How about this one? 01:24:58.533 --> 01:24:59.594 This is an anonymous one. 01:25:01.455 --> 01:25:19.926 buy one get one free but I was thinking buy Juan get Juan yes it's exactly it's a Hispanic gentleman that arrives in New York and he puts himself on the game and he brings his trim brother over as well as a gentleman lover doubles his money 01:25:26.029 --> 01:25:27.310 They're both called Juan. 01:25:27.370 --> 01:25:27.650 Yes. 01:25:27.690 --> 01:25:29.111 You buy Juan, you get Juan free. 01:25:29.432 --> 01:25:33.174 That's stereotypical accent and I'm sorry. 01:25:33.394 --> 01:25:34.135 Exactly. 01:25:34.635 --> 01:25:35.215 Okay, how about this? 01:25:35.696 --> 01:25:38.598 Jane in Muswell Hill suggests Rabbi in the headlights. 01:25:40.469 --> 01:25:43.053 Again, that writes itself, doesn't it? 01:25:43.434 --> 01:25:46.057 It's a rabbi, he's in the headlights. 01:25:46.278 --> 01:25:48.842 It's hard to think beyond the title for that one. 01:25:48.862 --> 01:25:49.543 Yeah, beyond that. 01:25:49.563 --> 01:25:50.404 It's not broad enough. 01:25:50.424 --> 01:25:51.405 Radiohead video. 01:25:52.747 --> 01:25:53.669 Yes, exactly. 01:25:54.410 --> 01:25:55.471 I mean, it's a strong image. 01:25:56.152 --> 01:25:56.833 The headlights. 01:25:57.173 --> 01:25:58.294 The rabbi. 01:25:58.594 --> 01:25:59.395 He's stark. 01:25:59.655 --> 01:26:01.077 I mean, it's a brilliant opening. 01:26:01.117 --> 01:26:01.657 Why? 01:26:01.757 --> 01:26:03.179 Why is the rabbi running? 01:26:03.359 --> 01:26:04.300 Who's chasing him? 01:26:04.520 --> 01:26:04.720 Yeah. 01:26:04.760 --> 01:26:05.981 Well, see, now it's unfolding. 01:26:06.041 --> 01:26:08.383 It is unfolding, but I can't answer any of those questions. 01:26:08.423 --> 01:26:09.584 I think only Jane knows. 01:26:09.905 --> 01:26:10.205 Okay. 01:26:10.565 --> 01:26:11.606 What the rabbi's running from. 01:26:11.626 --> 01:26:13.728 I'm worried about insulting rabbis. 01:26:14.289 --> 01:26:15.770 Sense and sensibility. 01:26:15.830 --> 01:26:16.111 Sense. 01:26:16.491 --> 01:26:17.652 C-E-N-T-S. 01:26:18.192 --> 01:26:19.754 Wow, these have inbuilt puns. 01:26:20.495 --> 01:26:21.676 We want really stark. 01:26:22.717 --> 01:26:24.558 you know, solid, punless ones. 01:26:24.578 --> 01:26:24.978 How about this? 01:26:24.998 --> 01:26:25.418 This is good. 01:26:25.458 --> 01:26:25.939 This is good. 01:26:26.339 --> 01:26:28.680 How about, this is from Matt in Lancaster. 01:26:28.860 --> 01:26:41.406 How about Plane Jane, a film about an average looking air hostess who has to save passengers by flying an out of control plane, thus getting together with a fella at the end or something. 01:26:41.986 --> 01:26:47.889 I like the idea that she might land the plane and maybe she's in love with the guy that brings them in, you know, that waves the paddles. 01:26:47.949 --> 01:26:48.109 Yeah. 01:26:48.909 --> 01:26:53.630 And she brings it in and the nose would stop just before it taps. 01:26:54.510 --> 01:26:54.770 Jim. 01:26:55.771 --> 01:26:57.851 And then she'd climb out of the window and they'd have a kiss. 01:26:58.271 --> 01:27:00.572 And also she has a makeover in mid-air. 01:27:00.752 --> 01:27:02.952 Right, so by the end of the film she's not so plain. 01:27:03.172 --> 01:27:03.692 Very good. 01:27:04.213 --> 01:27:04.873 That's a goer. 01:27:05.073 --> 01:27:05.953 Thanks Matt, that was fantastic. 01:27:05.973 --> 01:27:07.013 He's written the whole thing for us. 01:27:07.193 --> 01:27:07.593 Excellent. 01:27:08.994 --> 01:27:09.874 Okay, how about this one? 01:27:11.153 --> 01:27:18.159 Dear Adam and Jo, Tim in Wellington's... Wellingborough says... Tim in Wellington's... He says, Tim, I've got some Wellingdon's on. 01:27:18.439 --> 01:27:21.681 Now, I've just finished an assignment on ecology. 01:27:21.882 --> 01:27:25.084 Please could you come up with a film called The Phosphorus Cycle? 01:27:25.344 --> 01:27:26.505 You see, that is brilliant. 01:27:26.545 --> 01:27:27.806 The Phosphorus Cycle. 01:27:28.607 --> 01:27:30.628 That's a bit like the parallax view. 01:27:31.249 --> 01:27:32.810 It's a conspiracy thriller. 01:27:33.691 --> 01:27:35.012 The Phosphorus Cycle. 01:27:35.192 --> 01:27:39.535 I don't know what it... But it involves things glowing very brightly in the dark. 01:27:40.556 --> 01:27:56.276 uh man um i can't think of anything else maybe he's a cyclist because that's a play on the word cycle isn't it and he's called dan phosphorus dan phosphorus and he's an olympic cyclist and he uh he just cycles it's a sports movie 01:27:58.178 --> 01:27:59.780 It's less exciting than it started out. 01:27:59.820 --> 01:28:00.962 Yeah, it's a sports move. 01:28:01.362 --> 01:28:03.945 And finally, finally, how about this? 01:28:04.626 --> 01:28:05.467 Inkjet printer. 01:28:05.988 --> 01:28:06.569 That's good. 01:28:06.749 --> 01:28:07.550 Inkjet printer. 01:28:08.031 --> 01:28:09.913 Inkjet is a new type of stealth plane. 01:28:10.434 --> 01:28:12.776 The Inkjet printer. 01:28:12.796 --> 01:28:13.738 You said it. 01:28:13.798 --> 01:28:14.859 It's good before. 01:28:16.519 --> 01:28:36.487 before and then fail to come up with something good no it's good because it's so tough inkjet printer that's from uh that was from michael and brighten but how about this one more final one wait no we can't it's a difficult one oh you want to crack that one do you yeah okay i'm not sure i'm going to another one last one dave duster says 01:28:37.327 --> 01:28:38.047 Chest of drawers. 01:28:38.748 --> 01:28:42.129 Chest of drawers is very good, but again, that's an adult film. 01:28:44.090 --> 01:28:48.031 Thank you very much indeed for all your suggestions, your texts and emails for Text the Nation. 01:28:48.611 --> 01:28:49.532 We really appreciate them. 01:28:49.572 --> 01:28:51.032 It's time for Joe's Free Choice now. 01:28:51.092 --> 01:28:52.893 Yeah, this is by a guy called Sweet Charles. 01:28:52.933 --> 01:28:55.494 I don't know much about Sweet Charles, do you Adam? 01:28:55.654 --> 01:28:56.454 He's very sweet. 01:28:56.534 --> 01:28:58.395 We've liked this song for many years. 01:28:58.815 --> 01:28:59.996 We don't know anything about it really. 01:29:00.016 --> 01:29:01.956 It appeared on a compilation that we both had. 01:29:01.976 --> 01:29:02.477 This is the urban one. 01:29:02.757 --> 01:29:03.137 Yeah. 01:29:03.157 --> 01:29:03.957 Oh yeah, it's a smash. 01:29:04.257 --> 01:29:05.318 This is called Yes It's You. 01:29:07.368 --> 01:29:08.809 Sweet Charles with Yes It's You. 01:29:08.869 --> 01:29:11.970 If you know anything about Sweet Charles, do let us know. 01:29:12.010 --> 01:29:13.911 But we're coming up to the end of the show now. 01:29:13.971 --> 01:29:18.394 Thank you very much to everybody who's texted or emailed or even just listened. 01:29:18.454 --> 01:29:19.554 We hope you've enjoyed it. 01:29:20.175 --> 01:29:21.375 Yeah, we really appreciate it. 01:29:21.415 --> 01:29:23.236 Maybe you've never listened to the show before. 01:29:23.716 --> 01:29:28.639 In which case, let me tell you, if you thought it was a bit raggedy, it was unusually raggedy this week. 01:29:28.699 --> 01:29:29.339 That's the deal. 01:29:29.459 --> 01:29:30.700 But if you thought it was super slick, 01:29:31.300 --> 01:29:33.442 It was unusually slick this week. 01:29:34.203 --> 01:29:35.645 Normally it's a little bit more raggedy. 01:29:36.626 --> 01:29:38.608 I'm off to the shops to buy Dead Space. 01:29:38.908 --> 01:29:39.649 What's Dead Space? 01:29:39.729 --> 01:29:40.530 It's a video game. 01:29:40.550 --> 01:29:41.852 Ooh, what happens? 01:29:42.828 --> 01:29:45.210 Uh, you're a space man and it's scary. 01:29:45.230 --> 01:29:46.190 Do you have to be 18? 01:29:46.711 --> 01:29:47.211 Probably. 01:29:47.231 --> 01:29:49.672 And I might go and see the Quantum of Solace. 01:29:49.873 --> 01:29:51.534 Ooh! 01:29:52.074 --> 01:29:52.854 Exciting. 01:29:52.934 --> 01:29:55.376 Yeah, it's going to be a good weekend. 01:29:55.456 --> 01:29:56.617 Record opening, Everest. 01:29:56.797 --> 01:29:57.357 That's right. 01:29:57.417 --> 01:29:59.378 Highest box office opening average. 01:29:59.398 --> 01:29:59.979 5 million. 01:30:00.159 --> 01:30:00.639 In the UK. 01:30:00.839 --> 01:30:04.642 Wiping the floor with the previous record holder, Harry Potter. 01:30:04.662 --> 01:30:05.422 Harry Potter. 01:30:05.642 --> 01:30:07.303 Both British productions. 01:30:07.463 --> 01:30:08.304 Well done, Britain. 01:30:08.644 --> 01:30:09.585 Well done, Britain. 01:30:10.225 --> 01:30:10.605 You see? 01:30:11.646 --> 01:30:14.407 And one day, that could be Rabbi in the headlights. 01:30:15.308 --> 01:30:17.729 It will be Rabbi in the headlights. 01:30:18.229 --> 01:30:20.131 The lowest opening weekend ever. 01:30:20.591 --> 01:30:21.691 With that massive opening. 01:30:21.972 --> 01:30:28.695 No, seriously, thank you very much indeed for all your texts and sorry if we didn't read out a thing that you sent in and you think, oh, they'll definitely read this out. 01:30:29.596 --> 01:30:32.537 We really appreciate all of them and we just couldn't read all of them out. 01:30:33.658 --> 01:30:41.981 And we'll be back next week, don't forget you can listen again to the show via the BBC website, or there'll be an edited highlights podcast available online from about 5pm today. 01:30:42.141 --> 01:30:47.083 Yeah, that's right, we're just going to sneak off right now and record some brand new links for it, so that'll be exciting. 01:30:47.423 --> 01:30:49.443 Get all kinds of extra stuff on the podcast. 01:30:50.404 --> 01:30:59.287 Now we're going to leave you with a classic radio head session, stay tuned for Liz Kershaw, and have a fantastic week, and be careful on bonfire night, won't you, listeners? 01:30:59.347 --> 01:31:01.788 Take care, and we'll be with you again on Saturday. 01:31:02.348 --> 01:31:02.608 Bye! 01:31:02.628 --> 01:31:03.068 Love you, bye!