WEBVTT 00:00.317 --> 00:03.263 Hello and welcome to the Big British Castle. 00:03.284 --> 00:07.051 It's time for Adam and Joe to broadcast on the radio. 00:07.312 --> 00:10.478 There'll be some music and some random talking in between. 00:14.932 --> 00:22.560 That was XDC with standing in for Joe and this is Joe Cornish saying good morning to you here on the Adam and Joe show on BBC six music. 00:23.120 --> 00:26.124 I'm back from LA prematurely, not for bad reasons. 00:26.664 --> 00:27.685 I'm fired or anything. 00:27.745 --> 00:29.387 But you're still in the game, right? 00:29.427 --> 00:29.687 Yeah. 00:30.728 --> 00:32.150 I've just come to do some work from home. 00:32.430 --> 00:32.951 Hang on, Adam. 00:32.991 --> 00:33.451 Don't speak. 00:33.491 --> 00:34.592 People will be confused. 00:34.672 --> 00:35.874 No one knows what's going on yet. 00:37.155 --> 00:37.795 Yeah, that's good. 00:37.815 --> 00:38.235 He's a bang. 00:40.976 --> 00:43.396 So this is Joe Cornish here in the studio in London. 00:43.416 --> 00:44.937 I'm also joined by Garth Jennings. 00:44.977 --> 00:47.057 Giggling fool Garth Jennings sitting in. 00:47.457 --> 00:53.539 But that song was recommended by one of your listeners for us to play last week when I was standing in for you. 00:53.799 --> 00:56.999 Well, it's very apposite and it sounded great. 00:57.199 --> 01:00.040 And Garth, you know, you in a way needn't have been here. 01:01.120 --> 01:03.281 It's true, but I just can't stay away anymore. 01:03.462 --> 01:05.182 And we don't like it when you're not here. 01:05.623 --> 01:08.144 It's nice, unlike the Bez to your Happy Mondays. 01:08.224 --> 01:09.765 I'm your little vibe controller man. 01:10.205 --> 01:11.226 Shaking my maracas. 01:11.266 --> 01:13.387 You can do more than Bez though, don't you think? 01:14.167 --> 01:15.248 Probably not actually, no. 01:16.208 --> 01:25.974 And also listeners, as if that wasn't enough, we have also got Adam Buxton coming live down the line from a small cupboard somewhere in Norfolk, Norwich, is that right? 01:26.474 --> 01:26.975 Hello Adam. 01:27.015 --> 01:27.815 Yes, that's correct. 01:27.855 --> 01:28.135 Hello. 01:28.156 --> 01:28.976 How are you doing, man? 01:28.996 --> 01:29.717 Can you hear me all right? 01:29.957 --> 01:32.099 Yeah, you sound a little bit yogurt potty. 01:33.380 --> 01:34.281 Yogurt potty. 01:34.441 --> 01:37.704 Well, I am... I'll tell you exactly where I am. 01:38.224 --> 01:41.507 I'm in a yogurt pot, so that could explain it. 01:41.847 --> 01:43.008 It's a giant yogurt pot, though. 01:43.148 --> 01:49.914 It's like a little broom cup, because the BBC couldn't stretch to an actual radio studio, apparently. 01:50.495 --> 01:52.596 for this live link up. 01:53.076 --> 02:01.958 So I am literally in the tape cupboard in BBC Norwich where they keep the 64 minute DV cam tapes. 02:02.158 --> 02:03.599 I'm looking through some of them now. 02:04.099 --> 02:05.819 I bet you're doing more than looking through them. 02:05.899 --> 02:08.260 I bet you quite a few are going to fall into your bag. 02:09.100 --> 02:31.312 some of them I'm going to steal yeah sure I don't think then they're untitled actually so I might have to I'm just gonna sit here and watch a few of them all right there's a few wow there's loads of little tapes here full of old bits of crap and I'm here in this broom cupboard and I've got one of those mics that sports commentators use with a little lip guard so you holding it to your face now 02:32.264 --> 02:38.366 Well, I'm not actually holding, because I don't want to have the spittle of a sports presenter caressing my top lip. 02:38.386 --> 02:38.846 Sportal, it's called. 02:38.866 --> 02:39.426 Sportal. 02:39.887 --> 02:40.327 Sportal. 02:41.787 --> 02:45.688 So I'm trying to keep the spittle away from my actual face, so I'm holding it a little bit away. 02:46.009 --> 02:47.789 Does it sound better when I hold it closer like that? 02:47.849 --> 02:49.630 Oh yeah, it's much more like a racing guy. 02:50.650 --> 03:05.981 You know, this is a new thing now for us on this show to have to have three voices and there may be some problems I've been thinking about this problem number one might be that people often say that me Joe Cornish and Garth sound quite similar Yeah, but now you see put us up against each other and people could tell the difference. 03:06.221 --> 03:09.643 Do you think so many we still sound the same also? 03:09.743 --> 03:11.384 Yeah, I've got to just stop overlapping. 03:11.764 --> 03:16.808 Well, you two have got the rhythm the Adam Joe rhythm, which no one can touch So I've just got to watch my step 03:17.068 --> 03:18.710 How dare you touch our rhythm. 03:18.970 --> 03:19.891 Don't touch us on the rhythm. 03:20.651 --> 03:25.075 And Adam obviously is in his cupboard in Norwich, so he can't see what we're doing here in London. 03:25.095 --> 03:27.958 You've got no computer screens or video screens. 03:28.538 --> 03:29.980 It's sort of like Mr and Mrs, right? 03:30.000 --> 03:31.681 You're in the isolation booth. 03:32.382 --> 03:33.143 Exactly, yeah. 03:33.883 --> 03:35.044 Only you can obviously hear. 03:35.865 --> 03:38.487 I should explain why I'm in the isolation booth. 03:38.607 --> 03:38.907 I know. 03:38.947 --> 03:40.008 You said it right the first time. 03:40.128 --> 03:40.729 Isolation. 03:41.530 --> 03:42.090 Isolation. 03:42.270 --> 03:42.450 Yeah. 03:42.671 --> 03:46.914 It's because, basically, things are going to be back to normal next week, listeners. 03:47.034 --> 03:47.755 I can assure you. 03:47.975 --> 03:48.495 Both are going to be. 03:48.515 --> 03:49.556 You're going to be there, right, Joe? 03:49.957 --> 03:50.537 Sure I am. 03:50.797 --> 03:51.498 Sure thing, yeah. 03:52.098 --> 03:56.622 I'm going to be back in London, and it's all going to be like a normal show. 03:56.642 --> 03:59.905 But at the moment, my wife is expecting a baby. 03:59.925 --> 04:00.826 A baby. 04:01.286 --> 04:03.407 Tiny baby. 04:03.807 --> 04:04.988 A baby animal. 04:05.108 --> 04:06.169 No, a human. 04:06.869 --> 04:09.551 She's expecting a human baby, I think. 04:10.191 --> 04:12.232 And it's overdue. 04:12.272 --> 04:13.813 It's about a week overdue now. 04:13.873 --> 04:21.037 So we're sort of waiting with baited breath and baited traps to try and get the baby out. 04:21.057 --> 04:22.338 So I have to be on standby. 04:22.358 --> 04:23.078 Get the baby. 04:23.418 --> 04:25.760 Have you tried all the old wives things yet? 04:26.403 --> 04:27.604 Yeah, tried all them. 04:27.624 --> 04:30.887 Hot bars, hot curry, bath and hot curry. 04:30.907 --> 04:33.729 Hot lovin', all that kind of stuff. 04:34.850 --> 04:42.476 And then if there's no sign by Monday, the time's up, they're gonna send in their tear gas, they're gonna start playing Nancy Sinatra, and they're gonna induce the thing. 04:44.357 --> 04:47.220 So we'll smoke him out. 04:48.861 --> 05:00.391 But there's always the chance that it might happen actually during this show, in which case my phone will ring and I'll just have to leave you guys to it, which is why Garth is there really, just in case of that eventuality. 05:00.451 --> 05:01.251 It's very exciting. 05:01.291 --> 05:02.692 It's going to be an edge of the seat show. 05:02.712 --> 05:07.596 But let's have a bit of music now before we do our next bit of rambling. 05:07.897 --> 05:11.540 This is an exciting band called TV on the Radio, which is impossible. 05:14.795 --> 05:16.397 That's TV On The Radio with Golden Age. 05:16.437 --> 05:19.841 This is Adam and Joanne Garth here on BBC Six Music on a Saturday morning. 05:20.201 --> 05:31.033 You know, when I was a little kitty and before televisions were stereo, when radios were stereo but televisions weren't, I used to think they should just put the audio of television on the radio all the time. 05:32.054 --> 05:33.115 Uh, live, do you know what I mean? 05:33.155 --> 05:36.356 So you could turn on your telly, then you could turn on your radio, and you'd have stereo from a sound. 05:36.376 --> 05:38.197 Well, because people used to do that for sports things, didn't they? 05:38.257 --> 05:42.620 You'd put Wimbledon on, and then you'd bung on the radio, because the commentator used to be a bit better. 05:42.640 --> 05:43.040 Was the same. 05:43.340 --> 05:44.401 Well, it'd be better as well. 05:44.421 --> 05:45.701 You'd have that other guy doing it. 05:45.962 --> 05:46.162 Yeah. 05:46.262 --> 05:48.183 The one that had a voice that sounded like a teabag. 05:48.483 --> 05:49.784 Mate, I don't know anything about sport. 05:50.044 --> 05:50.284 Okay. 05:50.444 --> 05:55.706 Has there ever been a radio show where people are just watching TV and talking about it? 05:55.786 --> 05:57.247 That would be a good show, wouldn't it? 06:09.500 --> 06:10.761 Sorry Adam, go ahead. 06:11.521 --> 06:14.724 You can't do that every time I speak, otherwise the listeners are going to get bored. 06:14.764 --> 06:17.506 As far as they're concerned, it's just a normal show, three guys chatting. 06:17.766 --> 06:18.406 Yeah, it's true. 06:18.486 --> 06:21.568 So, yes, has anyone ever done that? 06:21.608 --> 06:25.491 Like a TV show with people just commentating on the television program? 06:25.711 --> 06:26.852 A radio show rather. 06:26.892 --> 06:27.773 That's a good idea. 06:27.893 --> 06:32.256 So you'd have a radio station that was non-stop commentary on what's on the telly. 06:32.296 --> 06:33.176 That's a very good idea. 06:33.216 --> 06:33.737 That's a great idea. 06:33.817 --> 06:35.218 Save you having to actually watch it. 06:35.598 --> 06:37.961 You could get loads more done during the day, couldn't you? 06:37.981 --> 06:41.244 You could be doing stuff and then you feel like you've watched TV at the same time. 06:41.304 --> 06:41.965 Yeah, what would it be called? 06:41.985 --> 06:42.766 Come on, we should do that. 06:43.327 --> 06:44.688 TV on the radio. 06:45.289 --> 06:45.609 Nice. 06:45.809 --> 06:46.951 They could do more music for it. 06:47.531 --> 06:48.032 Exactly. 06:48.292 --> 06:49.253 Come on, this is a good idea. 06:49.333 --> 06:51.336 If anyone's listening and they can help us sort this out. 06:51.536 --> 06:52.377 See, you're on fire. 06:52.437 --> 06:55.020 You may be in a cupboard, but you're still cooking with gas. 06:55.080 --> 06:56.081 Is your cupboard on fire? 06:57.622 --> 07:01.823 Listen, now it's time for fashion news, as some of you listeners might know. 07:01.863 --> 07:05.724 I've just got back from Los Angeles, the capital city of America. 07:06.424 --> 07:07.405 It was very exciting. 07:07.645 --> 07:13.306 And I noticed one or two emerging fashion trends that people here in the UK might want to pick up on. 07:14.646 --> 07:16.107 Give me your fashion tips. 07:16.127 --> 07:20.348 I noticed that everybody, at least one in six people, 07:20.968 --> 07:23.770 was wearing a pork pie hat in Los Angeles. 07:24.330 --> 07:28.372 I was standing in the queue to see the new Shia LaBelle film. 07:28.673 --> 07:29.813 It's not how you say his name, is it? 07:30.634 --> 07:31.114 Eagle Eye. 07:31.394 --> 07:33.355 There were two people in pork pie hats. 07:34.016 --> 07:40.219 There was an old man on the plane who thought he was younger than he actually was. 07:40.279 --> 07:43.101 He was dressing a lot younger than he was, and he had a pork pie hat. 07:43.641 --> 07:44.882 Wasn't it Cave again, was it? 07:45.102 --> 07:45.722 It wasn't Cave. 07:45.762 --> 07:46.923 Cave wouldn't wear a pork pie hat. 07:48.584 --> 07:49.965 follow such fickle fashion, does he? 07:50.465 --> 07:51.406 He's a fashion leader. 07:52.087 --> 07:52.547 Yeah, exactly. 07:52.607 --> 07:59.932 And I was driving along the road, and I saw a pork pie hat in the middle of the road, just discarded, as if they'd been... It wasn't... Go on. 08:00.533 --> 08:01.714 It wasn't a tiny little man. 08:01.734 --> 08:03.895 It might have been a tiny man, trying to cross the road. 08:03.915 --> 08:05.737 Might have been a man who'd fallen down a pothole. 08:06.057 --> 08:06.497 Yeah. 08:06.837 --> 08:11.121 And the circumference of the pothole was slightly smaller than the circumference of his pork pie hat brim. 08:11.941 --> 08:15.083 But to me, there's no point in a fashion like that. 08:15.163 --> 08:19.487 If everyone's doing it, what kind of a statement of individuality is it? 08:19.747 --> 08:19.887 Eh? 08:20.908 --> 08:22.529 Well, fashion's not about that, is it? 08:22.609 --> 08:29.273 I mean, it's about having your fashion fun and making your sort of semi-individual statement, but saying I'm part of a small clique. 08:29.634 --> 08:29.814 Right. 08:30.586 --> 08:34.449 And then if absolutely everyone is wearing them, obviously, then it's about something different. 08:34.469 --> 08:35.329 It's about fitting in. 08:35.830 --> 08:37.791 So, are we gonna wear pork pie hats this week? 08:38.451 --> 08:39.872 I think we should just try it. 08:40.253 --> 08:41.033 Just give it a go. 08:41.053 --> 08:42.314 They have to be slightly too small. 08:42.374 --> 08:43.695 It's a Pete Doherty thing, isn't it? 08:43.715 --> 08:44.616 Yeah, it is a bit. 08:44.636 --> 08:47.097 Pete Doherty and Blake, what's his name, Seville? 08:47.478 --> 08:50.920 Winehouse is old, Squeeze, his name isn't... Federer. 08:51.140 --> 08:52.381 Is that his name? 08:52.661 --> 08:53.762 Roger Federer. 08:53.802 --> 08:54.923 Roger Federer, Seville. 08:55.043 --> 08:55.763 Roger Federer. 08:56.304 --> 08:58.125 Yes, I would be surprised if he does wear one. 08:58.285 --> 08:59.646 He makes everything look good, that guy. 09:00.270 --> 09:03.052 Well, the other thing is that it's a bit ordinary boys, isn't it? 09:03.132 --> 09:04.633 It's sort of, what do you call that? 09:04.673 --> 09:06.053 It's a bit, it's a bit mod-ish. 09:06.213 --> 09:08.575 Well, the ordinary boys would be very pleased about that news. 09:09.355 --> 09:10.836 That they're still resonating. 09:11.496 --> 09:15.939 Like if you go into, there's some high street fashion store. 09:16.319 --> 09:17.860 Oh, it's even French Connection, I think. 09:18.180 --> 09:23.003 And everything in there looks as if it's from, they've nicked it from Preston from the ordinary boys wardrobe. 09:23.732 --> 09:25.713 That's what it's all about these days, apparently. 09:26.033 --> 09:29.175 He's clearly still at the top of the fashion tree, Preston. 09:29.975 --> 09:31.156 Yeah, we should push him out. 09:31.856 --> 09:33.277 What, push him off the top of the tree? 09:33.857 --> 09:35.958 Yeah, we should, you know, and then he might hurt himself. 09:37.319 --> 09:38.079 What would you say? 09:38.179 --> 09:40.340 But what would you come, what would you put in his place then? 09:40.400 --> 09:43.122 What would you, fashion wise, what could you bring to the table? 09:43.682 --> 09:46.663 I mean... Well, I thought, I mean, there's two camps, isn't it? 09:47.084 --> 09:51.606 On the one, on the one hand, you've got that sort of ordinary boys, natty fashion type thing. 09:52.006 --> 09:58.668 And on the other hand you've got the horrors, kind of gothic, more mighty bush type look, haven't you? 09:59.728 --> 10:06.530 And there's going to be, maybe there could be big kind of mods and rockers style battles on the beaches of Brighton between these two camps, I'd like to see it. 10:06.810 --> 10:08.591 That's a good idea, Goths versus Trilbies. 10:09.355 --> 10:10.316 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 10:10.336 --> 10:12.477 It's about time we had some big battles in Brighton again. 10:12.497 --> 10:15.059 Let's stoke it up over the next few weeks. 10:15.640 --> 10:19.403 That's the sort of thing the BBC should be doing. 10:20.443 --> 10:25.247 I'm not seriously suggesting that Preston should be pushed out of a fashion tree, by the way. 10:25.287 --> 10:26.148 I think that would be dangerous. 10:26.168 --> 10:26.748 Only a small one. 10:26.808 --> 10:27.449 He could jump off. 10:27.489 --> 10:28.209 He wouldn't be hurt. 10:28.309 --> 10:29.810 He might twist his left ankle a bit. 10:30.031 --> 10:31.852 But listen, it's time for your free play now. 10:31.912 --> 10:32.672 Tell us what it's going to be. 10:33.584 --> 10:49.670 Man, I was listening to this in the car, because I've been doing a lot of driving around, commuting between London and Norwich and stuff, and this popped up on the stereo, and I forgot how amazing it is, and I was completely moved by its talking heads with naive melody. 10:49.990 --> 10:51.771 You know this track, of course, guys, don't you? 10:51.891 --> 10:52.631 Yes, brilliant. 10:53.351 --> 11:01.274 And I remember reading that, to construct the lyrics for the song, David Byrne from Talking Heads just tried to think of 11:01.975 --> 11:10.540 comforting phrases, like all kinds of comforting phrases, and just string them all together in a kind of wonderful, comforting reverie. 11:11.080 --> 11:12.361 And so this is it. 11:12.501 --> 11:14.722 Naive Melody, this must be the place by Talking Heads. 11:30.871 --> 11:34.994 Oh, the weather in Norwich is very nice and it's exciting. 11:35.215 --> 11:36.115 Yeah, it's nice, man. 11:36.296 --> 11:37.136 It's a lovely morning. 11:37.216 --> 11:37.476 Is it? 11:37.877 --> 11:39.898 And we get nice weather in Norwich. 11:40.879 --> 11:41.980 It's not fair. 11:42.080 --> 11:43.021 It's a better climate. 11:43.061 --> 11:44.482 I might go to the beach this weekend. 11:45.143 --> 11:48.766 You know, I'll freeze all my parts off, but still, it'll be fun. 11:50.612 --> 11:51.093 Good idea. 11:51.113 --> 11:52.414 Can I come too? 11:52.474 --> 11:53.375 Can I come too? 11:53.495 --> 11:56.037 And that radio listener was solid radio gold. 11:57.939 --> 12:05.567 Listen, there's one other person in Los Angeles who I saw with a pork pie hat before I finished my pork pie hat rant and it was comedy star Eric Idle. 12:06.671 --> 12:07.972 I went to a screening of a film. 12:07.992 --> 12:09.672 Eric Idle was a couple of rows behind me. 12:09.712 --> 12:11.673 I didn't pluck up the courage to go and speak to him. 12:12.274 --> 12:16.195 But, you know, there's a way that older men become quite wide. 12:16.555 --> 12:18.456 You know, however slim you were when you were young. 12:19.036 --> 12:20.137 I'm already halfway there. 12:20.237 --> 12:22.598 Right, I'm sort of starting along that road as well. 12:22.958 --> 12:29.861 Well, our idol is quite big now, and the pork pie hat looked quite absurd, just because of the sheer proportions. 12:29.881 --> 12:32.402 A bit like when you put a hat on Mr. Potato Man. 12:32.762 --> 12:33.583 Exact them all. 12:34.603 --> 12:36.304 It looks like it's going to fall if the wind will blow. 12:36.804 --> 12:37.264 Exactly. 12:37.524 --> 12:38.685 Exactly. 12:39.145 --> 12:44.727 He used to wear a nice pork pie hat for that sketch where he's like say no more. 12:44.967 --> 12:46.268 Oh yeah, large nudge. 12:47.008 --> 12:48.229 Nudge, nudge, wink, wink, say no more. 12:48.349 --> 12:50.529 Not as good as a wink to a blind bat, et cetera, et cetera. 12:51.290 --> 12:52.950 And he had a pork pie hat there, didn't he? 12:52.970 --> 12:55.151 I think he did, or at least he does in my memory of him. 12:55.832 --> 12:58.233 Have you ever met a python before, Garth or Joe? 12:58.813 --> 13:01.214 I met Terry Gilliam once by accident. 13:01.254 --> 13:01.594 How was that? 13:02.815 --> 13:08.859 Well, first of all, when I was at college, he came in and he gave us a little drawing to put in our school magazine. 13:09.039 --> 13:09.579 It was brilliant. 13:09.659 --> 13:10.500 I've still got it, actually. 13:10.560 --> 13:13.962 I was the one that stole it from the rest of the students and kept it. 13:14.163 --> 13:14.583 Who wouldn't? 13:14.963 --> 13:26.551 But then years later, when we finished doing Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, I was coming down some stairs from the edit suite and Terry Gilliam was coming up and somebody introduced us and he just went, oh, you're the guy who's making that film. 13:26.992 --> 13:27.992 That must have been tough. 13:28.513 --> 13:29.533 And then he carried on his way. 13:29.553 --> 13:31.295 But he seemed very nice. 13:32.082 --> 13:33.764 Yeah, yeah, wow, that's amazing. 13:33.784 --> 13:34.704 Michael Palin. 13:34.725 --> 13:36.086 Michael Palin, yeah. 13:36.146 --> 13:41.991 Anyway, now it's time for the news, here on BBC 6 Music, read by Claire Runaker. 14:00.969 --> 14:06.914 Yes, it's Song Wars time here on the Adam and Jo and Garth Saturday morning radio show on BBC6 Music. 14:06.934 --> 14:09.836 We've got Adam coming down the line from a cupboard in Norwich. 14:10.176 --> 14:18.483 And, Ad, you're going to have to explain what Song Wars is all about this week because I was away and all I picked up was it something to do with remixing Radiohead. 14:19.163 --> 14:20.424 Yeah, well, that's basically the gist of it. 14:20.444 --> 14:25.108 The prongs in question this week creating the songs are Adam and Garth 14:25.844 --> 14:32.906 And Radiohead, because Radiohead made their new track, Reckoner, their new single, available 14:33.613 --> 14:41.375 on iTunes as split tracks so you can download six separate tracks and construct your own remix. 14:41.395 --> 14:42.275 They call them stems, don't they? 14:42.855 --> 14:43.676 Stems, there you go. 14:43.716 --> 14:43.936 Yeah. 14:43.956 --> 14:47.577 The bass stem and the vocal stem and the backing vocals and all that. 14:48.337 --> 14:53.258 I was thinking, sorry to interrupt you so really, I was thinking we should do this with one of our song lore songs. 14:53.698 --> 14:57.039 Put stems up and get people to remix them, don't you think? 14:57.819 --> 14:58.719 It's just my idea. 14:58.739 --> 15:00.140 It is an idea. 15:00.160 --> 15:01.120 I can't stop them coming out. 15:01.787 --> 15:04.510 No, it counts as an idea. 15:05.811 --> 15:06.492 No, we could do that. 15:06.572 --> 15:07.733 That's a wonderful idea. 15:07.753 --> 15:10.856 We should do that on the... Yeah, we could do it on the 6 Music website, couldn't we? 15:10.916 --> 15:11.076 Yeah. 15:12.017 --> 15:12.578 Wednesday, yeah. 15:12.678 --> 15:13.919 I've got my territory for that. 15:14.560 --> 15:18.123 So Garth and myself did remixes of Reckoner. 15:18.804 --> 15:19.725 How did you get on Garth? 15:21.775 --> 15:24.877 I'll tell you about that once we know who's going up first. 15:25.338 --> 15:28.360 Oh, well, let's flip a coin first of all to see who goes first. 15:28.660 --> 15:30.341 OK, so we haven't got coins in Norwich. 15:30.662 --> 15:31.682 I've got a coin here in London. 15:31.702 --> 15:35.365 London's got the last coin in the country, actually, ever since the credit crunch. 15:35.565 --> 15:37.447 Lucky old John's got the last in the world. 15:37.947 --> 15:40.149 All the other coins are just imaginary speculative coins. 15:40.409 --> 15:40.929 But this one's real. 15:40.969 --> 15:42.891 He said George Bush is going to give us more coins. 15:42.911 --> 15:44.692 He's going to give us 70 billion coins. 15:45.252 --> 15:46.353 But you've got a call. 15:46.393 --> 15:46.994 What's it going to be? 15:47.034 --> 15:48.435 Heads or tails, Garth Jennings? 15:48.775 --> 15:49.015 Heads. 15:49.315 --> 15:50.036 To go first. 15:50.076 --> 15:50.596 Adam Buxton? 15:53.392 --> 15:54.813 I call heads too. 15:54.933 --> 15:55.414 It's Tails. 15:56.195 --> 15:57.036 So Buxton goes first. 15:57.056 --> 15:57.736 Your first ad. 15:58.397 --> 15:59.098 Buxton goes first. 15:59.178 --> 16:04.203 Okay, so I turned my Reckoner remix into a kind of narrative. 16:04.890 --> 16:12.052 about a couple of blokes in an editing suite arguing about what kind of music they're going to use on their cop show. 16:12.072 --> 16:14.952 You've been in that situation, right Garth and Joe? 16:15.352 --> 16:28.015 I mean it's not necessarily with a cop show, but it's an amazing moment when you're editing something and you think, you know, the last piece of the puzzle is a bit of music here, but then sometimes you have a bit of a standoff with the editor, right? 16:28.375 --> 16:30.236 And the editor's got his own ideas and he's 16:31.036 --> 16:35.060 thinking, no, I think we should put a bit of MGMT on here, and you're thinking, no, not MGMT. 16:35.380 --> 16:40.726 Anyway, so that's the backbone of this Radiohead Reckoner remix. 16:40.946 --> 16:43.188 That's happened to me a lot, and I've always wanted to hear a song about it. 16:43.869 --> 16:44.329 Well, good. 16:44.529 --> 16:45.070 Today's the day. 17:00.171 --> 17:06.973 There's two men sat in an editing suite, working on a serious TV show, about cops on the beat swearing in it. 17:07.054 --> 17:14.236 And there's a scene where things get really heavy for a minute, shouting, crying, big decisions, people dying. 17:14.516 --> 17:19.478 But it still needs one more element to beef up the meaning, or it might feel irrelevant. 17:19.698 --> 17:23.179 So the editor says, we need a really nice bit of music, Les. 17:23.399 --> 17:27.641 And Les, the director, says, I know, I got a wicked album a week or two ago. 17:27.941 --> 17:33.386 You know, the one by Radiohead, if we put some on the end of the scene, he'll knock him dead, Fred. 17:33.446 --> 17:34.607 That's the editor's name. 17:34.867 --> 17:36.929 And Fred says, yeah, I was thinking the same. 17:37.089 --> 17:39.251 But what about the scientist by Coldplay? 17:39.431 --> 17:41.834 And Les says, no flipping away, Jose. 17:41.874 --> 17:43.755 Coldplay's flipping well yesterday. 17:43.775 --> 17:45.577 And it's totally wrong for the scene. 17:47.017 --> 17:50.779 Right Les, you made yourself clear, you don't want to use no Coldplay here. 17:51.099 --> 17:53.080 How about a nice bit of Philip Glass? 17:53.340 --> 17:55.321 Come on Les, you flaming ass. 17:55.441 --> 17:57.382 This isn't a science documentary. 17:57.822 --> 18:00.023 You don't use glass on a TV drama. 18:00.103 --> 18:02.544 I would have thought that was flipping elementary. 18:03.285 --> 18:04.725 This bad drama car. 18:04.885 --> 18:06.826 Come on Les, I'm not a Coldplay snob. 18:07.046 --> 18:11.589 I just think this track would do the job really well, when the strings all swell. 18:12.869 --> 18:23.075 Yeah, and the cops are looking out at all the bad stuff and they're thinking, oh, why does this have to happen every week? 18:28.678 --> 18:32.320 And I was thinking we could add a little scratching for a bit of street flavour. 18:37.647 --> 18:38.970 Alright, maybe not. 18:46.178 --> 18:48.500 It's not the BBC and it's very expensive. 18:48.520 --> 18:49.541 No, no, no, no. 18:49.641 --> 18:50.562 I don't know if you know. 18:50.682 --> 18:52.823 But Tom's a big fan of the show, says Fred. 18:52.884 --> 18:53.964 Let's shakes his head. 18:53.984 --> 18:56.186 We said the band had saved a few weeks ago. 18:56.286 --> 18:58.548 Said they had it confused with a different show. 18:58.568 --> 19:05.094 And if we want to use their music on any of the episodes, regardless of the content, the answer is going to be definitely no. 19:05.514 --> 19:06.695 But there's some good news. 19:06.895 --> 19:07.796 Aha said yes. 19:07.896 --> 19:09.017 If you want, we could use... 19:16.936 --> 19:27.662 It's the only thing that we can clear. 19:28.203 --> 19:30.124 Why are you looking at me like that Fred? 19:33.345 --> 19:33.666 Wow. 19:34.486 --> 19:35.707 I feel so out of touch. 19:36.287 --> 19:37.468 I understood most of that. 19:38.008 --> 19:41.930 Is the aha stuff, is there a bit of the record that sounds like aha anyway? 19:41.950 --> 19:45.813 Well at that end, the chords at the end of the song are so like, take on me. 19:48.374 --> 19:49.435 That was a great ad. 19:50.623 --> 19:51.663 Thanks very much, man. 19:51.763 --> 19:55.484 So, yeah, you know, that's a little narrative thing for you there. 19:55.544 --> 19:57.865 So, Garth, let's hear what you came up with. 19:57.885 --> 20:00.305 Tell us a bit about... Well, I should tell you a little bit about it. 20:00.745 --> 20:10.888 I was very lucky with this one because I actually managed to get an actual recording of when Tommy York first came up with this song in his shower. 20:12.328 --> 20:15.269 So, yeah, do you want to just play it and you'll hear? 20:15.829 --> 20:16.309 Let's have a listen. 20:21.649 --> 20:24.210 you you 20:49.372 --> 21:07.756 Tell me you're nearly done lovely, I really need to pay. 21:09.776 --> 21:11.956 Seriously darling, I'm busted. 21:12.316 --> 21:15.037 You're nearly desperate now. 21:16.691 --> 21:18.352 Darling, that's adorable. 21:18.972 --> 21:24.395 Come on, Tommy. 21:27.476 --> 21:32.078 Um, baby, don't let me go in the garden again. 21:32.098 --> 21:32.519 Tom? 21:32.619 --> 21:32.979 Fine. 21:33.039 --> 21:39.082 Fine, you just stay in there, Mr. Rockstar. 21:39.162 --> 21:40.582 I'm off to the rockery. 21:40.602 --> 21:41.083 Goodbye. 21:52.601 --> 21:54.564 A sort of revolting, I'm sorry everybody. 21:55.045 --> 21:55.846 He made a pup! 21:56.848 --> 21:58.069 He made a genius pup! 21:58.630 --> 21:59.812 It was amazing! 22:00.612 --> 22:05.253 Well the funny thing was, did you find this ad, it was fascinating when you get all the streams? 22:05.573 --> 22:06.154 Is it streams? 22:06.654 --> 22:06.974 Stems. 22:06.994 --> 22:07.454 Stems. 22:07.734 --> 22:11.795 When you get the stems, don't cross the streams, but when you get the stems, you can hear it all separately. 22:12.315 --> 22:13.735 And I find that fascinating. 22:13.815 --> 22:16.856 I couldn't help listening to them all one by one, especially the voice. 22:17.836 --> 22:18.436 Well it's great. 22:18.737 --> 22:20.317 And it sounds like he's in a bathroom, doesn't it? 22:20.817 --> 22:27.240 So, listeners, you have to vote on which of those remixes of Radiohead you like the most, and you need to do so by email. 22:27.280 --> 22:28.401 That's right, isn't it, these days? 22:28.441 --> 22:32.222 The email is AdamandJoel1word.6music at ppc.co.uk. 22:32.242 --> 22:33.423 You vote Adam or Garth. 22:33.843 --> 22:46.449 Garth's was the fantastic evocation of Tom York in the shower, and Adam's was the fantastic evocation of Les and Fred in the editing suite fighting over what track to use over their cop show. 22:46.769 --> 22:48.010 Congratulations to both of you. 22:48.670 --> 22:48.910 Thank you. 22:48.930 --> 22:49.651 Thank you very much. 22:49.731 --> 22:50.071 Thanks. 22:50.091 --> 22:51.272 You did very well. 22:51.372 --> 22:57.176 We'll play those tracks later on in the show anyway just before the end of the program to give you a reminder. 22:58.256 --> 23:00.338 But man, Garth, you pulled it out of the bag there. 23:00.378 --> 23:03.840 You were acting all like, oh, I didn't really, oh, I didn't have enough time, oh, you know. 23:03.860 --> 23:04.260 Well, I didn't. 23:04.300 --> 23:09.364 I was in the bathroom the other night because I was technically babysitting for my own children because my wife had gone out. 23:09.844 --> 23:14.287 So I had to do it all in the bathroom so I could keep an ear on them all and at the same time just do it. 23:15.007 --> 23:15.708 Record that for me. 23:16.468 --> 23:22.390 Another way of saying that you are babysitting for your children is saying that you are their father. 23:22.610 --> 23:23.350 Yeah, yeah. 23:23.670 --> 23:26.531 But you know when it's you on your own, that's babysitting, isn't it? 23:29.211 --> 23:31.412 If you'd rather be out, I think you could call it babysitting. 23:31.552 --> 23:32.872 I'd rather be out. 23:32.892 --> 23:33.852 Well done, both of you. 23:34.052 --> 23:37.153 And here's some of what passes for real music these days. 23:37.193 --> 23:38.974 This is Tilly and the Wall with beat control. 23:39.174 --> 23:40.274 Wow, that's soul wax. 23:41.054 --> 23:47.519 With too many DJ's that was a session would you believe it for radio ones evening session on the 15th of June? 23:47.920 --> 23:51.623 Guess what year Garth? 23:51.643 --> 24:03.112 1935 No 2000 2000 this is Adam and Joe and Garth here on BBC six music on a Saturday morning Adam coming live from Norwich the home of the quiz of the week What was that quiz the quiz of the week of the century? 24:03.132 --> 24:07.695 That's right the home of Alan Partridge where he's marooned in a travel lodge all the big stars 24:09.097 --> 24:10.298 gravitate towards an orange. 24:10.938 --> 24:12.699 I have, I've turned into Alan Partridge. 24:13.080 --> 24:15.081 That was good beatboxing though, did you hear that beatboxing? 24:15.381 --> 24:18.264 Well I like the fact, yeah, it was almost like sneezing at some point. 24:18.384 --> 24:18.644 Yeah. 24:18.744 --> 24:21.146 You were doing some good sneezing beatboxing in the break there. 24:21.386 --> 24:24.408 Have you ever met somebody who does machine gun sneezing? 24:24.989 --> 24:25.629 Adam Buxton. 24:25.890 --> 24:29.372 You know most people will sneeze, I think twice, isn't that what naturally happens? 24:29.572 --> 24:31.194 You hardly ever sneeze once, you're always twice. 24:31.434 --> 24:32.334 But some people go, 24:35.467 --> 24:38.630 Have you ever, a friend of mine's mum used to do that on the drive to school. 24:38.670 --> 24:40.471 That's more like Thomas the Tank Engine sneezing. 24:40.891 --> 24:46.575 Well, it would be, if you were a beatboxer and you had that condition, you'd be in great demand, wouldn't you? 24:47.656 --> 24:51.358 Well, my brother-in-law though, he does a brilliant sneeze where you never hear it. 24:51.418 --> 24:52.299 It's totally silent. 24:52.799 --> 24:53.499 I do that sometimes. 24:53.559 --> 24:53.820 It's like a... 24:55.559 --> 24:56.500 And it never comes out. 24:56.540 --> 24:58.060 And it can be dangerous, that one. 24:58.161 --> 25:02.303 But apparently, when you hit a certain age, all the sneezes you saved up come out at once. 25:02.843 --> 25:03.964 That's rubbish. 25:04.284 --> 25:05.184 Hang on, say that again. 25:05.204 --> 25:08.986 All the sneezes that you've stifled... This is the BBC, you can't just make stuff up. 25:09.447 --> 25:10.607 This is the truth, Ruth. 25:10.847 --> 25:12.188 You need this will be fact-checked. 25:12.208 --> 25:13.029 Can I call you Ruth? 25:13.049 --> 25:13.289 Yes. 25:13.569 --> 25:14.049 I like it. 25:14.729 --> 25:19.632 Say it again, all the sneezes... All the sneezes that you've stifled will come out when you reach a certain age. 25:19.712 --> 25:20.152 Rubbish. 25:20.192 --> 25:21.233 Where are they stored? 25:21.253 --> 25:22.854 They're stored in your chest. 25:25.115 --> 25:25.455 How? 25:25.635 --> 25:25.935 How? 25:26.215 --> 25:26.675 It's true. 25:27.175 --> 25:29.476 It's like a sort of, you know, it's like bottling stuff up. 25:29.496 --> 25:34.677 Remember when Scooby Doo would hurt his foot and he'd want to scream, but if he did, he'd be found out. 25:34.717 --> 25:38.518 So he'd scream into a bottle and put the cork on the bottle and it was fine. 25:38.818 --> 25:39.419 Scooby Doo. 25:39.959 --> 25:40.499 Was that not real? 25:44.540 --> 25:48.761 that there must be, there are lots of docs, in fact, our audience is mainly made up of the medical profession. 25:49.181 --> 25:59.324 So if you wouldn't mind emailing us, Adamandjo.6musicatbbc.co.uk and just confirmed to us that all repressed sneezes are stored up and at a certain age they come out. 25:59.544 --> 26:01.305 Joe appears to believe that was true. 26:03.985 --> 26:05.066 Joe's confused now. 26:05.746 --> 26:10.347 When we play a record in a minute I'll give him a little hug and a stroke his head and tell him all about it. 26:11.087 --> 26:17.029 Listen, now it's free play time from me and this is a very... I've bought in two very short tracks. 26:17.189 --> 26:21.190 I've been kind of enjoying tracks that are under two minutes. 26:21.690 --> 26:21.950 Yeah? 26:22.150 --> 26:22.310 Yeah. 26:22.930 --> 26:27.412 And this is one by Everything But The Girl from I think their first album, their very first album. 26:27.452 --> 26:29.952 It's called Laugh You Out The House and it's only one minute 46. 26:30.413 --> 26:31.333 Is that a good thing? 26:31.433 --> 26:31.913 It's perfect. 26:32.293 --> 26:32.733 Perfect. 26:32.994 --> 26:33.494 So here it is. 26:33.514 --> 26:34.354 Here's Everything But The Girl. 26:34.414 --> 26:36.836 There we are, a shorty from Everything But The Girl. 26:36.976 --> 26:37.837 Laugh you out the house. 26:37.877 --> 26:41.459 This is Adam and Jo and Garth here on BBC Six Music on a Saturday morning. 26:41.779 --> 26:46.602 Everything But The Girl used to be known by their initials EBTG. 26:47.102 --> 26:47.383 Yeah? 26:47.603 --> 26:47.783 Yeah. 26:48.503 --> 26:49.004 Imprint. 26:49.064 --> 26:51.725 I mean, no one went around actually calling them EBTG. 26:51.825 --> 26:52.946 It's true, but you're right. 26:53.046 --> 26:58.490 Imprint and every now and then, you know, other famous bands with Acronymical, is that a word? 26:59.010 --> 27:00.771 Names include OMD. 27:00.851 --> 27:02.252 What does that stand for, Adam? 27:03.273 --> 27:04.734 Orchestral Maneuvers in the Dark. 27:05.254 --> 27:05.634 REM. 27:06.915 --> 27:07.896 Rapid Eye Movement. 27:08.196 --> 27:08.876 UB40. 27:10.537 --> 27:12.358 Unemployment Benefit 4C. 27:12.418 --> 27:14.119 It's the form that you have to fill out. 27:14.280 --> 27:14.480 Abba. 27:17.348 --> 27:20.909 all boring but amazing. 27:20.929 --> 27:24.170 What did it have at Stanford, Garth? 27:24.750 --> 27:26.191 I think Adam's right, isn't it? 27:26.551 --> 27:27.531 All boring but amazing. 27:27.991 --> 27:32.752 No, it's Agniether, Benny Bjorn and Anna. 27:37.062 --> 27:37.982 Oh, I don't know that one. 27:38.162 --> 27:40.484 It's something... Liberation Front, isn't it? 27:40.604 --> 27:41.124 It's correct. 27:41.304 --> 27:43.365 It's something misspelled to Liberation Front. 27:43.546 --> 27:45.787 Oh, copyright. 27:45.987 --> 27:47.108 With a K, apparently. 27:47.168 --> 27:48.989 Copyright Liberation Front, yes. 27:49.009 --> 27:52.251 Hence the use of samples, liberal use of samples. 27:52.711 --> 27:56.934 And then somebody said to me that the Beastie Boys is an acronym. 27:57.434 --> 27:59.695 That the Beastie of the Beastie Boys is an acronym. 27:59.735 --> 28:03.678 Standing for boys entering anarchistic state toward internal excellence. 28:04.258 --> 28:05.018 That's rubbish. 28:05.038 --> 28:05.698 Is that rubbish? 28:05.818 --> 28:06.159 Toot. 28:06.259 --> 28:07.559 But I read it on the internet. 28:08.299 --> 28:09.959 It's on the Wikipedia, must be true. 28:10.000 --> 28:10.620 That's the end of that. 28:10.640 --> 28:12.780 I don't believe that. 28:12.800 --> 28:13.560 I can't believe that. 28:13.941 --> 28:14.941 That's completely rubbish. 28:14.961 --> 28:17.361 Do you know what the name Pet Shop Boys means? 28:18.542 --> 28:20.382 Well, it's... Do you know what that means? 28:20.402 --> 28:22.523 Filthy... I never knew that it meant anything, yeah. 28:23.443 --> 28:29.525 It's a filthy thing that homosexual gentlemen do to pass the time that we can't talk about on a Saturday morning. 28:29.965 --> 28:31.305 No, it's brilliant that you brought it up, though, man. 28:32.594 --> 28:33.174 Thanks a lot. 28:33.214 --> 28:37.577 I'm in a state of shock and now if you're listening, it's okay, I don't really hang out with them. 28:39.138 --> 28:43.860 Okay, well it's now time for the top of our swiftly sweeper, so let's have a sweep to sweep away the smut. 28:44.441 --> 28:44.981 Love sweeping. 28:45.261 --> 28:48.063 That's the Kaiser Chiefs with Never Miss A Beat. 28:48.123 --> 28:50.284 This is Adam and Jo and Garth. 28:50.744 --> 28:51.685 Adam and Jo in London. 28:52.125 --> 28:52.325 What? 28:52.365 --> 28:54.046 No, come on Cornish, think this through. 28:54.627 --> 28:56.168 Jo and Garth are in London. 28:56.588 --> 28:57.428 Adam, you're in Norwich. 28:57.468 --> 28:58.409 Why are you in Norwich again? 28:59.843 --> 29:01.004 I'm hosting the quiz of the week. 29:01.264 --> 29:02.425 Really? 29:02.485 --> 29:04.526 I'm the new Nicholas Pastniks. 29:04.806 --> 29:05.526 Finally! 29:06.627 --> 29:16.452 No, I'm in Norwich because we have moved to East Anglia and this is the nearest available studio to where we've moved to. 29:16.472 --> 29:19.054 You being you and your wife. 29:19.714 --> 29:34.857 Yeah, me and my family and my wife is expecting a young human any moment and so I have to be nearby in case things start moving and I have to drive her to the hospital and all that sort of stuff. 29:35.538 --> 29:36.139 Thank you very much. 29:37.660 --> 29:43.224 And later on, I'm planning a trip to the cinema with my existing young sons. 29:45.025 --> 29:49.408 And I'm a little bit nervous about it because we sort of rashly said, hey, let's go to the movies. 29:49.608 --> 29:50.849 Yay, let's go to the movies. 29:50.869 --> 29:51.750 Yay, the movies. 29:51.810 --> 29:52.871 Excitement, the movies. 29:53.972 --> 29:55.913 But then I realized there wasn't actually anything on. 29:56.193 --> 30:01.398 The only film that we've got available to us this afternoon for family fun is Space Chimps. 30:03.660 --> 30:04.140 Anybody? 30:04.160 --> 30:05.401 Has anyone seen Space Chimps? 30:05.421 --> 30:08.203 Well, no, but it was on the plane, but I didn't see it. 30:08.504 --> 30:14.388 But it's got Andy Sandberg, hasn't it, from SNL, who's really funny doing the voice of one of the chimps. 30:14.909 --> 30:15.930 So that's a positive. 30:16.310 --> 30:21.174 On the downside, I haven't read anything about it at all, neither good nor bad. 30:21.234 --> 30:22.155 It's sort of, has it been 30:22.635 --> 30:24.456 Well, it's obviously been released over here because you're going to see it. 30:24.756 --> 30:25.856 Have you read any reviews? 30:26.577 --> 30:28.097 It's at the end of its run though, isn't it? 30:29.138 --> 30:29.618 The end of what? 30:29.738 --> 30:30.798 It's at the end of its run. 30:30.838 --> 30:32.979 You're like the last guy to see it this weekend. 30:32.999 --> 30:35.800 Maybe we'll get some kind of prize. 30:35.960 --> 30:39.681 But I'm thinking it can't be any worse than Clone Wars. 30:40.282 --> 30:41.022 Was that bad? 30:41.782 --> 30:42.923 Have either of you seen Clone Wars? 30:42.963 --> 30:43.083 No. 30:44.358 --> 30:45.379 Oh my gosh. 30:46.881 --> 30:54.789 We went to see Clone Wars the other day and I should say first of all before I say anything else that both the boys enjoyed it hugely. 30:55.690 --> 30:56.791 They thought it was amazing. 30:56.831 --> 31:00.815 We had to buy the book of the film you know like a big 31:01.355 --> 31:04.196 cartoon book, and I've been reading that out all week. 31:04.676 --> 31:12.978 At that point, the council said to Chris Emmerdahl, we have to go and investigate the trade routes and get the bounty hunters on our side, blah, blah, blah. 31:12.998 --> 31:13.738 Kids love trade routes. 31:13.758 --> 31:14.078 They love it. 31:14.418 --> 31:15.839 They absolutely love all that stuff. 31:16.219 --> 31:21.640 But it was the first time that I had fallen asleep in the cinema since, well, I think forever. 31:21.800 --> 31:24.101 I don't think I've ever fallen asleep in the movies. 31:24.141 --> 31:29.862 The only time I've ever experienced someone falling asleep was when you, Joe, fell asleep on your birthday when we went to see Dune. 31:31.343 --> 31:31.944 I fell asleep. 31:32.004 --> 31:33.065 I went to see Dune twice. 31:33.125 --> 31:37.409 I fell asleep both times and woke up at the same time, both times, when the sandworms came up. 31:37.829 --> 31:39.110 I fell asleep in the dark night. 31:39.891 --> 31:40.972 Well, that is dark, isn't it? 31:40.992 --> 31:43.014 Yeah, it was so dark and soothing. 31:43.855 --> 31:45.677 Oh, it's all the soothing terrorism. 31:45.737 --> 31:46.738 It just lulled me to sleep. 31:47.658 --> 31:48.479 Ah, terrorism. 31:50.993 --> 31:54.254 But no, I had a good yawn and, you know, I just dozed off. 31:54.294 --> 31:59.957 And it was weird, because the first 10 minutes, it's all sort of action and it's beautifully done, I suppose. 32:00.997 --> 32:04.658 And they're all jumping around and droids of blasting each other and stuff like that. 32:04.698 --> 32:08.540 And you think, this is all right, this is not going to be too bad, because I'd read a few dodgy reviews for it. 32:09.330 --> 32:14.373 And I thought, come on, they're just being unkind to Lucas. 32:14.814 --> 32:17.275 But actually, it's great family fun. 32:17.656 --> 32:19.237 But then it just goes on. 32:19.437 --> 32:20.357 It just doesn't stop. 32:20.497 --> 32:21.318 It's unrelenting. 32:21.358 --> 32:23.379 The action is just never ending. 32:23.759 --> 32:25.701 And then you just have to go to sleep. 32:26.061 --> 32:27.462 Doesn't it have a character called Stinky? 32:28.562 --> 32:28.802 Yes. 32:29.343 --> 32:31.504 Jabba the Hutt's son, I think. 32:31.664 --> 32:33.666 His little baby son is called Stinky. 32:33.786 --> 32:35.167 And does he not do that? 32:35.187 --> 32:36.268 Jabba has a son? 32:36.288 --> 32:36.748 Yeah. 32:37.008 --> 32:38.189 That's not right. 32:38.650 --> 32:40.371 Well, he's sort of having slugs reproduce. 32:40.991 --> 32:44.714 I just don't like that idea. 32:44.814 --> 32:46.936 He's got a cousin called Zero as well. 32:47.776 --> 32:50.759 And Zero kind of talks like this. 32:51.259 --> 32:53.901 And he's like a big kind of camp. 32:54.605 --> 33:11.632 a hut man and he's got face painting stuff on his face as well and he turns out to be a bit of a rock basket as well it's all very confused because Jabber as we know is a filthy person and he gets his comeuppance at the hands of Princess Leia on the prison barge. 33:11.652 --> 33:12.613 How do you know he's filthy? 33:12.633 --> 33:15.954 Because he dresses Leia in a skimpy bikini and puts her on a chain. 33:16.034 --> 33:17.975 That's filthy isn't it? 33:18.155 --> 33:21.937 He's the most vile scummy person in the galaxy we're told. 33:21.977 --> 33:22.377 That's true. 33:23.183 --> 33:24.423 I thought he was rather nice. 33:25.044 --> 33:26.944 He encases Han Solo in carbonite. 33:26.964 --> 33:28.485 What kind of a thing to do with that? 33:29.265 --> 33:31.926 But in Clone Wars, that's all off the table. 33:31.986 --> 33:32.946 It's not really dealt with. 33:32.986 --> 33:34.907 It's all very confusing and I had to go to sleep. 33:35.507 --> 33:39.949 Anyway, I will tell you what space chimps is like next week, I guess. 33:40.009 --> 33:44.891 I mean, the alternative is that we just take my whole family to see how to lose friends and alienate people. 33:45.531 --> 33:46.631 No, that's a bit adult. 33:47.512 --> 33:47.792 Is it? 33:48.052 --> 33:48.352 Yeah. 33:48.911 --> 33:52.592 Yeah, but there's a scene where the dog jumps out the window and then a pot falls on him. 33:53.552 --> 33:54.292 Yeah, that's adult. 33:55.132 --> 33:56.753 It's very adult, the bits they don't see you. 33:57.293 --> 33:59.093 Where the pot lands, where the dog lands. 33:59.653 --> 34:01.594 Well, what else could I see, Mr Film's Cornish? 34:01.614 --> 34:02.134 Space chimps. 34:03.014 --> 34:04.034 It's going to be great. 34:04.074 --> 34:05.275 Imagine chimps in space. 34:06.055 --> 34:06.695 Well, exactly. 34:06.715 --> 34:09.556 There's another space thing where ants go to space. 34:09.596 --> 34:10.816 Yeah, little flies or something. 34:11.076 --> 34:12.036 Fly me to the moon. 34:12.396 --> 34:15.637 I think it's a 3D glasses film. 34:20.114 --> 34:27.898 In the meantime, here's a little bit of prompts the prints that the purple midget this is girls and boys Big shout to me grandma 34:46.139 --> 34:50.226 That's a track that goes straight into the next one, isn't it? 34:50.787 --> 34:52.871 It's like, what's the Bowie one that segues like that? 34:52.931 --> 34:55.095 Andy Warhol and something else. 34:55.115 --> 34:55.536 You there, Adam? 34:56.556 --> 34:59.038 Yeah, I'm trying to think. 34:59.118 --> 35:06.264 Great tracks that just seg into the next track on the album, and you can never hear them without listening to the beginning of the next one, without imagining the beginning of the next one. 35:07.024 --> 35:08.325 Yes, it's Kooks, doesn't it? 35:08.365 --> 35:09.686 Goes into Andy Warhol. 35:09.746 --> 35:11.027 That's right. 35:11.208 --> 35:13.189 That's Prince, the American musician. 35:13.209 --> 35:15.631 It's an old one, Girls and Boys. 35:15.691 --> 35:21.155 Somebody, while I was in America, was saying to me that there is a lost Prince album other than the Black album. 35:21.195 --> 35:24.998 There was famously the Black album that had Bob James and stuff that used to be a big kind of 35:25.999 --> 35:55.779 thing you'd want to get on bootleg in the in the late 80s early 90s somebody told me he did a whole album as a lady as a sort of girl figure he sort of had an alter ego who was a girl yeah maybe princess princess superstar and apparently this album was unreleased but from it came the track if i was your girlfriend and you know he's done one or two tracks where you can't tell whether he's singing uh as a boy or a girl it's a bit androgynous and confusing has anyone else ever heard of that album 35:57.020 --> 35:57.701 The Prince's album. 35:57.721 --> 35:58.722 No, no, we haven't. 35:59.362 --> 36:01.644 Well, that makes me the very cool, doesn't it? 36:02.365 --> 36:05.368 But I would have thought we'd have heard of that as Prince fans back in the day. 36:05.388 --> 36:07.490 Your listeners will sort you out with all the info. 36:07.510 --> 36:08.531 They always come up with the goods. 36:08.691 --> 36:13.215 If anyone knows that, do tell us about it, because that would be exciting, an undiscovered Prince album, wouldn't it? 36:13.235 --> 36:15.437 It would be like finding something amazing. 36:16.138 --> 36:17.760 It would be like finding Uli's gold. 36:22.524 --> 36:27.908 Also, we should tell listeners that there were a couple of pirate interruptions in there, just in case you were confused. 36:28.048 --> 36:28.528 Yeah. 36:28.548 --> 36:29.909 That was from last week. 36:29.929 --> 36:33.312 Garth and I came up with a few little bits of pirate interruption for you. 36:33.372 --> 36:36.254 So, you know, we're just scattering them around the show. 36:36.274 --> 36:40.737 Yeah, just to give the digital listener the analog experience every now and then. 36:41.078 --> 36:43.159 Just remind you of what the other people are dealing with. 36:43.179 --> 36:44.120 Very good. 36:44.140 --> 36:45.441 Driving across the bandwidths. 36:45.681 --> 36:48.704 So listen, shall we get on with a bit of text the nation? 36:48.804 --> 36:49.004 Yes. 36:51.612 --> 36:56.238 What if I don't want to? 36:56.339 --> 36:57.340 But I'm using email. 36:57.520 --> 36:58.241 Is that a problem? 36:58.261 --> 37:01.225 It doesn't matter. 37:01.506 --> 37:07.254 Yes, it's Text the Nation time, the nation's favourite feature as voted for by the readers of OK Magazine. 37:07.697 --> 37:08.157 Is that true? 37:08.357 --> 37:09.278 No. 37:10.139 --> 37:16.923 And this is the part of the show where we give you a sort of a question, a talking point, and you text in or email with your ideas. 37:16.963 --> 37:18.984 The text number is 64046. 37:20.305 --> 37:22.207 That's 64046. 37:22.327 --> 37:25.008 Email is Adamandjo.6musicatbbc.co.uk. 37:25.369 --> 37:31.112 And this week's Text the Nation premise is based on something I sort of half-read. 37:31.733 --> 37:32.874 So it might not be true. 37:33.174 --> 37:33.694 Is that all right? 37:33.734 --> 37:34.215 That's all right. 37:34.235 --> 37:34.755 That's fine. 37:36.826 --> 37:38.127 Standard operating procedure. 37:38.227 --> 37:38.707 Exactly. 37:38.907 --> 37:44.170 I half-read, in this month's Edge magazine or somewhere, that Nintendo are bringing out a new Wii. 37:44.750 --> 37:46.571 And everyone knows what the Nintendo Wii is. 37:46.611 --> 37:53.075 Of course, it's the super video game console where you waggle the controller around and it matches your actions on the screen and all that bit. 37:53.095 --> 37:54.235 I don't have to explain what it is. 37:54.555 --> 38:02.940 But apparently they're bringing out a new version of it and people are speculating as to what the new innovation will be. 38:03.693 --> 38:08.817 And this is an innovation beyond the pad that you stand on, the Wii Fit thing. 38:08.917 --> 38:16.944 That's right, they've had the pad that detects your shifts in your body weight, you can do exercises on, they've got the nunchuck and the remote control. 38:17.725 --> 38:20.007 So they've already got lots of innovations, but there's going to be a new one. 38:20.027 --> 38:21.648 It's going to be HD is the first thing. 38:22.068 --> 38:23.429 High definition pickies. 38:23.449 --> 38:24.210 Thank goodness. 38:24.310 --> 38:27.513 Thank goodness, because I was fed up with those blurry sprites. 38:27.927 --> 38:28.287 Are you? 38:28.347 --> 38:29.988 Well absolutely, it's depressing. 38:30.028 --> 38:33.091 If it's not in high definition it makes me physically sick. 38:33.171 --> 38:35.332 It makes me feel like I'm blind or in the 60s. 38:37.373 --> 38:45.799 So we would like you listeners to text or email in with your suggestions of what the latest innovation in video game consoles could be. 38:46.540 --> 38:50.462 So they didn't actually specify what it was in this article or you just didn't read that far? 38:50.822 --> 38:51.303 A bit of both. 38:51.923 --> 38:55.645 There's some sort of expo going on somewhere where they launch new products. 38:55.665 --> 39:00.188 There's a Nintendo expo and word on the street is they're going to announce some big innovation. 39:00.228 --> 39:06.331 But I thought we could try and one-up them or spoil the whole thing by outguessing them on this show. 39:06.952 --> 39:08.633 All the Nintendo people listen to this show. 39:09.685 --> 39:10.186 Absolutely. 39:10.226 --> 39:12.828 Have you been speculating on what that innovation might be then, Joe? 39:12.948 --> 39:13.308 I have. 39:13.749 --> 39:17.672 I thought it might be a car called the Nintendo Wheels. 39:18.934 --> 39:21.816 And this is Nintendo manufacturing an actual car. 39:22.557 --> 39:24.639 And instead of a windscreen, it has tellies. 39:25.199 --> 39:29.403 And it basically has cameras mounted on the outside that scan in the real world. 39:29.824 --> 39:34.468 But it translates them into cute little animals in little cars. 39:34.668 --> 39:35.608 That's a great idea. 39:35.668 --> 39:36.929 And projects them on the windows. 39:36.989 --> 39:47.212 So you can be driving along a real street, which obviously will be full of dog turds and people stabbing each other and terrible weather and all that sort of thing we're used to here in Britain. 39:47.232 --> 39:50.033 It's a new phrase I've made up. 39:50.353 --> 39:51.433 Broken Britain. 39:52.473 --> 39:57.335 But when you're driving in the Nintendo wheels, all you see 39:59.135 --> 40:07.418 It's turtles and mushroom men and little... Can I ask you, Joe, at what time did you think of this idea? 40:07.538 --> 40:09.059 Ten minutes after I'd taken the LSD. 40:09.079 --> 40:11.120 It's not true, I'd never take LSD. 40:11.140 --> 40:12.280 Actually, that's a great idea. 40:12.320 --> 40:15.281 When people would come and try and clean the windows, it wouldn't look so scary. 40:15.301 --> 40:17.302 They'd look like a strange little elf. 40:17.362 --> 40:19.583 It's Mario! 40:19.943 --> 40:22.364 Do you want me to squeegee your front window? 40:22.424 --> 40:22.944 No, you don't. 40:23.024 --> 40:23.544 I don't care. 40:23.624 --> 40:24.424 I do it anyway. 40:24.444 --> 40:25.365 You run over my foot. 40:25.425 --> 40:25.905 I saw you. 40:26.845 --> 40:44.224 and also if they if they manage to you know successfully work out this technology a miniature version would be the Nintendo specs with three X's and that's of glasses based version and you just wear your glasses you walk down the street and it turns everyone in the street into Nintendo characters where you 40:44.224 --> 41:03.736 you see that one is probably closer to being realized I would imagine that's in the works already I reckon that's what they've got at the Expo I seriously think that you know that's the whole idea of like being in a virtual world that's what the Wii is all about isn't it yes I know because they were everyone was going on about virtual reality 10 or 15 years ago or whatever 41:04.276 --> 41:06.918 And then everyone went quiet because it was rubbish. 41:06.998 --> 41:13.602 We used to go into the Trocadero, didn't we Adam, and play on those virtual reality machines in like 1993. 41:13.662 --> 41:14.282 They were rubbish. 41:14.462 --> 41:14.922 Yeah, I used to do that. 41:14.942 --> 41:16.023 They were absolutely rotten. 41:16.123 --> 41:18.124 I used to be working at Tyrak at the Trocadero then. 41:18.144 --> 41:18.364 Did you? 41:18.505 --> 41:21.626 Yes, I used to go in there in my lunch hour, have a bit of virtual reality. 41:21.646 --> 41:25.709 You know, the Trocadero being a fantastic shopping centre in Piccadilly Circus here in Londonium. 41:26.189 --> 41:34.854 Yeah, but now virtual reality has come on in leaps and bounds and I imagine the technology is caught up with people's expectations of what you can achieve. 41:35.234 --> 41:40.217 So I wouldn't be surprised at all if that's the way that Nintendo were going with that. 41:40.417 --> 41:41.438 But the other thing of course 41:42.078 --> 41:47.739 is that, you know, in the military, and it's always about the military, they develop these things for the military first, right? 41:48.119 --> 41:49.840 And then it bleeds across to video games. 41:49.860 --> 41:53.980 That's the way it goes, the trickle-down effect of military to video games. 41:54.380 --> 42:00.842 But what they're developing for pilots is stuff that's controlled by your brainwaves, right? 42:01.402 --> 42:04.322 So literally, you're literally thinking stuff. 42:04.382 --> 42:06.363 Right, that was Firefox, wasn't it? 42:06.383 --> 42:07.343 The Clunk Eastwood film, yeah. 42:07.955 --> 42:09.657 Yeah, but you're literally thinking stuff. 42:09.677 --> 42:18.586 Pilots are able to think things, and the brainwaves that their thoughts produce are translated into movements in the actual plane. 42:18.606 --> 42:19.727 But this is actually real, isn't it? 42:19.748 --> 42:22.350 I've seen that demonstrated on telly with video games. 42:22.931 --> 42:23.692 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 42:24.112 --> 42:24.633 It can happen. 42:24.673 --> 42:25.934 They've got the technology, right? 42:25.954 --> 42:26.475 It's all real! 42:26.515 --> 42:27.335 I'll tell you it's real! 42:27.676 --> 42:29.177 Oh god, I'm falling over! 42:30.327 --> 42:32.027 There's been an accident in Norwich. 42:33.808 --> 42:34.228 Is that it? 42:34.268 --> 42:39.589 You're just telling us that fact and its power's thrown you off your chair just in case. 42:39.609 --> 42:40.029 It's okay. 42:40.449 --> 42:40.989 It's okay. 42:41.009 --> 42:41.869 Everything's fine. 42:41.929 --> 42:42.710 It's real. 42:42.830 --> 42:44.270 I've fallen over again. 42:46.130 --> 42:49.131 I'm just saying that it could be something like that. 42:49.611 --> 42:54.732 It could be just like a little box of electrodes and you jam them in your head when you want to play your Wii. 42:55.072 --> 42:58.953 Look, basically you haven't got an idea and you're trying to substitute just aggression. 42:59.793 --> 43:00.993 for the lack of an idea. 43:01.013 --> 43:01.914 And it's a good idea, it's a good idea. 43:01.934 --> 43:02.774 No, that's an amazing idea. 43:03.274 --> 43:04.014 Garth Jennings anything? 43:04.054 --> 43:17.939 Yeah, I was thinking, I like the Wii stick thing and the idea is that you've got the whole of the human body in the system and that if you point this, the Wii, instead of pointing it at the telly, you point it, put it on your head as if, you know, it's like a pen or you put it to your face or round. 43:18.199 --> 43:23.001 And as you move it around your body, it's like you're watching the screen and it's like looking inside yourself. 43:23.061 --> 43:25.322 And if you press the forward button, you can go in a bit deeper. 43:25.702 --> 43:28.043 If you press the back... So it's like a medical examination tool. 43:28.063 --> 43:29.343 Yeah, it's not like a game for the Wii. 43:29.383 --> 43:30.704 Yeah, but it's not like you're real. 43:30.864 --> 43:31.884 It's not really your body. 43:31.904 --> 43:37.168 You're not having a sort of scanning inside it, but they'd have like a computer, perfectly replicated sort of human body. 43:37.528 --> 43:41.110 And it'd be fascinating because you'd be able to point at your throat and then zoom in. 43:41.590 --> 43:42.931 Again, those exist. 43:43.131 --> 43:43.591 Really? 43:43.631 --> 43:50.895 You can go on YouTube and you look at medical scanning technology or whatever, and it's a pair of virtual goggles that doctors can wear. 43:50.935 --> 43:55.058 And as they look across a person's leg or whatever, 43:55.718 --> 44:09.651 it translates into like a scan an x-ray scan of of their legs so it's not an actual x-ray but it's it's showing them whereabouts the bones and the ligaments and stuff would be in that leg do you know what I mean well yeah there you go 44:10.512 --> 44:35.180 There's also games for there's there's there's a surgery game for the Wii and stuff like that operation Yeah, yeah, that's a good application though You could have a special Nintendo drink and you drink it it would fill your body with some sort of magnetic chemicals And then you would put yeah, press the the controller against your body and you'd be able to see the health of both nipples Individually exactly how the nipple stems were getting on and how long it was gonna take them to dry up and fall off 44:35.780 --> 44:36.981 You'd be able to get all the stats. 44:37.381 --> 44:45.808 We should play a bit of music before we hear some more ideas, but before we do, Garth, I'd just like to say that I think the Wii Stick already exists and it's just for testing if you're pregnant or not, I think. 44:46.088 --> 44:46.689 Oh, that's true. 44:46.949 --> 44:48.210 Isn't that true on your Wii? 44:48.690 --> 44:49.511 That's not true. 44:50.032 --> 44:51.973 Anyway, listen, if you've got better ideas... 44:53.414 --> 44:59.297 If you've got better ideas for how to innovate video games, we've got to keep this on topic ideas for innovating video games. 44:59.357 --> 45:04.079 Text us on 64046 or email adamandjo.6musicatbbc.co.uk. 45:04.439 --> 45:07.961 We'll be reading some of your ideas out in the next 15, 20 minutes. 45:08.261 --> 45:09.522 Here's some vampire weekend. 45:09.582 --> 45:10.102 Ever heard of them? 45:10.362 --> 45:11.663 Yeah, this is my free choice. 45:11.883 --> 45:12.103 Is it? 45:12.203 --> 45:12.824 Oh, my choice. 45:12.844 --> 45:14.504 This is Ottoman by vampire weekend. 45:14.524 --> 45:15.465 I'm very quiet. 45:17.747 --> 45:19.068 Ah, that's because I'm on air. 45:19.408 --> 45:22.148 That's why it's gone very quiet. 45:22.188 --> 45:23.269 That was Vampire Weekend. 45:23.289 --> 45:24.569 That was your choice, Garth, wasn't it? 45:24.649 --> 45:25.369 Yeah, I like that one. 45:25.469 --> 45:26.290 That was very nice. 45:26.370 --> 45:28.130 You're like, it's a nice relaxing Saturday tune. 45:28.250 --> 45:29.551 You've made a video with them, haven't you? 45:29.571 --> 45:30.091 A video? 45:30.251 --> 45:30.611 Yeah. 45:30.751 --> 45:31.431 Are they nice chaps? 45:31.471 --> 45:32.011 Yeah, lovely. 45:32.251 --> 45:32.531 Are they? 45:32.611 --> 45:34.512 Yeah, the lead scene has got porcelain skin. 45:34.892 --> 45:35.272 Really? 45:35.292 --> 45:35.572 Yeah. 45:35.852 --> 45:38.073 Is it that because he's very young or it's just because he's a dolly? 45:38.513 --> 45:39.473 He's a tiny dolly. 45:39.874 --> 45:40.194 Is he? 45:40.454 --> 45:41.134 Little dolly man. 45:41.474 --> 45:42.194 No, they're really good. 45:42.294 --> 45:45.556 I just really like their records, so I asked if I could do a video for them. 45:45.716 --> 45:46.316 And they said yes. 45:46.396 --> 45:48.097 Yeah, rightly so, because you're the king. 45:48.737 --> 45:49.357 Am I the king? 45:49.437 --> 45:50.578 Yeah, videos. 45:50.598 --> 45:51.498 A few offered to do one. 45:51.758 --> 45:53.179 I wear the crown. 45:53.439 --> 45:53.859 There you go. 45:53.879 --> 45:54.479 That's Gary U.S. 45:54.539 --> 45:54.819 Bond. 45:54.979 --> 45:55.340 Thank you. 45:55.900 --> 45:56.440 Adam, are you there? 45:56.460 --> 45:59.741 Yeah, I'm just waiting for you guys to stop talking. 45:59.861 --> 46:00.922 Yeah, OK, we'll stop now. 46:01.944 --> 46:04.205 Uh, all the cool people do videos of Vampire Weekends. 46:04.245 --> 46:06.145 Richard Iowade, he's done one. 46:06.325 --> 46:07.226 If not two, I think. 46:07.286 --> 46:07.666 Has he? 46:08.306 --> 46:08.586 Yeah. 46:08.846 --> 46:15.328 He's directed a performance film of the Arctic Monkeys Hasney in performance that I think is being shown at cinemas around the country next week, is it? 46:15.348 --> 46:15.608 Mm-hmm. 46:15.928 --> 46:16.668 Or is it this week? 46:16.849 --> 46:17.989 Uh, it's supposed to be really great. 46:18.009 --> 46:19.289 I might be going to see it next week. 46:19.309 --> 46:20.510 What a special screening. 46:20.970 --> 46:21.530 Mm. 46:21.630 --> 46:22.990 I'm not sure in what way it's special. 46:23.270 --> 46:24.791 But, uh, I'm only going if it is special. 46:26.246 --> 46:29.427 I think it's for special people, that's why you've been invited, Joe. 46:29.447 --> 46:30.167 Thanks very much. 46:30.728 --> 46:34.169 Now it's time for the news here on BBC 6 Music, read by Claire Ronakers. 46:34.189 --> 46:36.049 And the music news, read by Chi Chi. 46:36.129 --> 46:39.410 The Killers with Smile Like You Mean It, here on BBC 6 Music. 46:39.450 --> 46:42.811 This is Adam and Joe and Garth with you on Saturday morning. 46:43.692 --> 46:44.172 Hello Adam! 46:44.972 --> 46:45.893 Hey, how you doing, man? 46:46.174 --> 46:47.055 I'm doing very well. 46:47.075 --> 46:47.896 Are you doing all right? 46:48.737 --> 46:49.438 I'm doing all right. 46:49.458 --> 46:52.783 I'm in my cupboard in Radio BBC Norwich. 46:54.045 --> 46:58.691 There's been a couple of men in saying, oh, nobody told us this room was being used this morning. 46:58.711 --> 47:00.554 We're supposed to be taking the tapes out of here today. 47:01.234 --> 47:03.015 OK, don't worry about it, we'll come back later. 47:03.175 --> 47:03.915 Sounds exciting. 47:04.715 --> 47:05.716 Garth, you alright? 47:06.036 --> 47:07.716 I'm doing fine, I'm just sitting next to you. 47:08.036 --> 47:11.458 Yeah, I'm just letting the listeners get comfortable with the different voices. 47:11.558 --> 47:12.418 Oh yeah, oh yeah. 47:12.878 --> 47:20.461 We've had a couple of texts saying that Garth and my voices are quite similar and people are a bit confused. 47:20.521 --> 47:22.281 Should I try and do something a bit different? 47:22.341 --> 47:24.102 I think you should talk like that. 47:24.142 --> 47:25.242 Hello, my name is Garth. 47:25.262 --> 47:25.402 OK. 47:27.023 --> 47:29.085 So Adam, you've been to... Now you sound like Justin Lee Collins. 47:29.305 --> 47:30.066 That's no bad thing. 47:30.366 --> 47:31.347 Our ratings will go up. 47:31.747 --> 47:34.750 Might I suggest a nice Jamaican accent car? 47:36.471 --> 47:37.632 I can't really do that one. 47:37.712 --> 47:39.534 We've already been in trouble with the Pet Shop Boys. 47:39.694 --> 47:41.996 We've got to keep this in family friendly areas. 47:42.176 --> 47:42.957 You know what? 47:42.997 --> 47:45.719 Just to put the Pet Shop Boys thing to bed, as it were. 47:46.870 --> 47:49.991 I think that's an urban myth that it's a smutty bit of phraseology as well. 47:50.131 --> 47:52.831 I think it was chosen for entirely innocent reasons. 47:52.851 --> 47:54.312 But it was on the internet, Adam. 47:54.972 --> 47:56.412 You've got to get off the internet, man. 47:57.272 --> 48:00.353 Hey, I saw Justin Lee Collins in Los Angeles, don't you know? 48:00.413 --> 48:02.053 I turned up at my hotel. 48:02.133 --> 48:02.993 It just got off the plane. 48:03.413 --> 48:06.554 And there was Justin Lee Collins in the street outside filming a link. 48:07.174 --> 48:12.555 He was getting together some old has-beens for his Channel 4 program. 48:12.575 --> 48:13.576 You know that program he does? 48:14.216 --> 48:15.436 Yeah, the stall was one, was it? 48:16.676 --> 48:17.317 No, was it? 48:17.377 --> 48:18.237 I don't think it was. 48:18.297 --> 48:21.018 It was two as-yet-unbroadcast ones. 48:21.698 --> 48:23.499 I did a good one for the Star Wars lot. 48:23.739 --> 48:27.620 Yeah, he was looking very... He's a very nice guy. 48:27.640 --> 48:29.060 Always gives you a very big hug. 48:29.220 --> 48:30.641 He's really lovely and friendly. 48:30.981 --> 48:32.502 But he was looking quite stressed out. 48:32.582 --> 48:39.564 I think the reality of those shows is that he works really hard and they genuinely do have an awful time trying to trap down these people. 48:40.569 --> 48:41.469 No, it looks like a nightmare. 48:41.489 --> 48:44.370 When I was watching the Star Wars one, I did not envy him in the lease. 48:44.430 --> 48:53.352 Sat outside Carrie Fisher's house, and a certain amount of it looked a little bit staged, like they'd got permission from people, and then kind of acted like they were doorstepping them. 48:53.372 --> 48:55.592 Well, you would hope so, otherwise it's a nightmare, isn't it? 48:55.892 --> 48:59.553 Well, I'm sure a lot of it is for real, and I'm sure it's a nightmare, yeah. 48:59.613 --> 49:01.034 So, best of luck, JLC. 49:01.414 --> 49:02.294 Yeah, best of luck there. 49:03.597 --> 49:07.720 Now, you've been to some sort of exciting awards thing this week, haven't you? 49:08.220 --> 49:10.201 Yeah, some sort of exciting awards thing. 49:10.241 --> 49:10.982 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 49:11.182 --> 49:11.522 No, it was. 49:11.562 --> 49:12.362 It was very exciting. 49:13.103 --> 49:18.546 Only a few weeks ago, we found out that we had been nominated for an award at the LAFTAs. 49:18.886 --> 49:20.707 Not the BAFTAs, but the LAFTAs. 49:20.747 --> 49:21.808 They're better than the BAFTAs. 49:22.188 --> 49:29.994 because they're a dedicated comedy award organised by Loaded Magazine, and the readers of Loaded Magazine, not the suits, right? 49:30.314 --> 49:49.468 Not the execs, but the actual readers, the human beings, vote for their favourite people in comedy, and in the end, we won Best Double Act, despite the fact that we have not been on TV as any kind of double act for a very long time, but we had been honoured in that category purely on the strength of this radio show. 49:49.568 --> 49:50.729 Wow, that's extraordinary. 49:51.365 --> 49:52.026 Yeah, exactly. 49:52.086 --> 49:54.888 So thank you very much indeed to the readers of Loaded Magazine. 49:54.908 --> 49:55.769 It was a great honor. 49:56.570 --> 50:04.837 Although it was a little bit of a humbling experience, I went along to the ceremony and no one really knew who the heck I was or what I was doing there. 50:04.877 --> 50:07.979 Joe, you weren't able to come because you were otherwise indisposed. 50:08.540 --> 50:13.264 But I went along and I was pushed in front of the photographers with my award. 50:14.014 --> 50:18.302 And the first, like a big fat photographer man just said, who are you? 50:19.143 --> 50:20.245 To start off with. 50:20.746 --> 50:23.711 I don't know who you are, but look over here, he says. 50:23.731 --> 50:24.993 That's good. 50:25.033 --> 50:26.255 That's recognition of a kind. 50:27.083 --> 50:27.503 I guess. 50:28.024 --> 50:29.525 He recognised me as an object. 50:32.186 --> 50:32.646 A man. 50:33.647 --> 50:34.067 Exactly. 50:34.427 --> 50:35.048 You human. 50:35.908 --> 50:38.470 But it was nice to see there was a couple of friendly faces there. 50:38.510 --> 50:39.870 Harry Enfield was there. 50:39.930 --> 50:42.632 He was picking up a lifetime achievement award. 50:42.692 --> 50:43.732 There was a slight whiff of 50:45.390 --> 50:48.351 Whoever was going to turn up, they were going to reward kind of thing. 50:49.412 --> 50:51.133 At least that was a joke that Jimmy Carr made. 50:51.213 --> 50:52.393 I don't think it was the case. 50:52.413 --> 50:53.614 It was an amazing honor. 50:53.874 --> 50:56.295 Plus the statuettes you got were really nice and heavy. 50:56.335 --> 50:58.936 You could really mug someone with them. 50:58.976 --> 51:00.657 Wow, that's our second statuette. 51:01.397 --> 51:02.638 For how long have we been doing this? 51:03.278 --> 51:03.938 13 years or something? 51:04.098 --> 51:04.779 Something like that. 51:04.799 --> 51:10.201 We only ever won another award at the beginning of our career, an RTS award, but they only gave us one. 51:10.221 --> 51:20.867 And if we wanted to have one each, we had to purchase another at the cost of about 120 quid, I think they were, despite the fact that they were just sort of perspex obelisks, weren't they? 51:21.127 --> 51:29.311 These ones, the laughter's were a combination of expensive metal, all beautifully carved, and what looks like marble. 51:30.602 --> 51:32.603 It's really a high-end award product. 51:32.663 --> 51:41.148 But Adam, you're skipping over the actual ceremony and what table you were sat at and what sort of a speech you made, because presumably you had to go up and accept this thing, right? 51:41.988 --> 51:42.288 I did. 51:42.308 --> 51:43.509 Well, it was a very small venue. 51:43.529 --> 51:45.770 It was like a little club off Regent Street. 51:46.271 --> 51:49.432 So there were only about five or six long tables. 51:49.532 --> 51:50.773 Oh, I thought you were going to say people. 51:51.854 --> 51:52.354 Five or six. 51:52.394 --> 51:53.555 There were a few long people. 51:53.575 --> 51:54.936 There was Jimmy Carr was there. 51:55.436 --> 51:59.058 Always nice to see the smiling face of the one-line genius. 51:59.848 --> 52:01.990 And Harry Enfield was there, as I said. 52:02.310 --> 52:08.735 Lee Francis was there, accepting an award because of his Keith Lemon show. 52:08.755 --> 52:11.197 He was a very nice person as well. 52:11.358 --> 52:12.098 Paul Kay. 52:12.118 --> 52:13.819 I want to hear about the speech. 52:13.980 --> 52:15.081 What speech did you make? 52:16.462 --> 52:17.943 So, well, I was up second. 52:18.950 --> 52:46.500 uh... and so i didn't really have much time to think of anything i went up there and i basically read through some ideas that i jotted down on the train for various various like things you can do when you accept when you accept an award a lot of which i can't say cuz i peppered them with expletives because it would go down well loaded readers love expletives yeah exactly uh... but i i said okay here's some ideas i got for what i should do and if i win this award idea one act like i've just 52:46.940 --> 53:11.488 won the artist of the millennium award like Michael Jackson and I said that's an old idea that I've been saving up in case we won an award try to snog the presenter behave yourself say thank you very much talk about how these awards are special because they're voted by anyway blah blah blah did it go down well did you get any laughs I got yeah it was fine I acquitted myself polite laughter 53:12.393 --> 53:13.413 But no, no, no, it was good. 53:13.453 --> 53:14.134 Genuine after. 53:14.414 --> 53:14.694 Gales. 53:17.034 --> 53:22.676 Well, that sounds like a hugely successful day and a new high point for the Adam and Joe and Garth juggernaut. 53:22.956 --> 53:24.796 I think without me, you wouldn't have stood a chance. 53:25.176 --> 53:27.837 Yeah, you should have been there really, Garth, accepting that with me. 53:27.857 --> 53:28.757 It's really my award. 53:28.797 --> 53:30.078 We all know that, right? 53:30.458 --> 53:31.038 So there you go. 53:31.078 --> 53:36.840 Who can argue that this is one of the greatest, who can argue that this isn't one of the greatest programs in the world? 53:36.900 --> 53:38.080 Nobody, right? 53:39.500 --> 53:40.020 Yeah, exactly. 53:40.060 --> 53:41.961 We've got the awards and the lack of recognition divided. 53:41.981 --> 53:42.101 Right. 53:42.141 --> 53:42.601 Listen to it. 53:42.641 --> 53:45.242 The talking, the records, the talking, the news, the records. 53:45.322 --> 53:46.002 It's astonishing. 53:46.042 --> 53:46.662 Here's a record. 53:46.702 --> 53:48.943 This is the prodigy without of space. 53:51.264 --> 53:52.084 Text-a-nation. 53:52.124 --> 53:53.184 Text, text, text. 53:53.304 --> 53:54.024 Text-a-nation. 53:54.104 --> 53:55.085 What if I don't want to? 53:55.325 --> 53:56.045 Text-a-nation. 53:56.145 --> 53:57.125 But I'm using email. 53:57.305 --> 53:58.046 Is that a problem? 53:58.066 --> 53:58.626 It doesn't matter. 53:58.666 --> 53:58.906 Text! 54:01.328 --> 54:06.593 Yes, it's time to do a bit more nation texting here on the Adam and Joan Garth Show on BBC Six Music. 54:07.074 --> 54:09.576 Before that, Jingle, you heard the prodigy. 54:09.596 --> 54:10.557 What was that record called Garth? 54:10.617 --> 54:11.078 Out of Space. 54:11.318 --> 54:20.347 Yeah, and listeners are reminded that Dave Pearce, the king of dance beats and Shaking Your Bootay, starts a brand new show here on Six Music tomorrow. 54:20.407 --> 54:20.948 Is that right? 54:21.368 --> 54:22.109 That's very exciting at 8pm. 54:23.510 --> 54:24.671 Someone was speaking there. 54:24.691 --> 54:25.771 No, sorry man, it was me. 54:25.811 --> 54:27.772 I haven't quite got the skills, you know. 54:27.832 --> 54:30.674 Yeah, it was dangerous Dave Pierce dance anthems. 54:30.894 --> 54:32.775 Yeah, was that what his old show was called? 54:32.815 --> 54:34.336 Well, he was dangerous Dave Pierce, wasn't it? 54:34.356 --> 54:34.576 Really? 54:34.596 --> 54:36.237 He's gonna have to think of some new alliteration. 54:36.257 --> 54:37.478 Well, he was quite dangerous though. 54:38.038 --> 54:40.519 He'd just come at you, just really with the beats. 54:40.559 --> 54:41.260 With no warning. 54:41.280 --> 54:42.280 I don't think it was that. 54:42.440 --> 54:42.941 It wasn't that. 54:43.001 --> 54:46.643 He got the name, I think, because he was very bad at wiring plugs and stuff. 54:47.703 --> 54:49.005 It was a health and safety thing. 54:49.145 --> 54:49.525 DIY problems. 54:49.565 --> 54:51.388 They called him dangerous. 54:51.428 --> 54:54.291 Adam Buxton is coming to you from a cupboard in Norwich. 54:54.751 --> 54:59.677 If there's a slight difference in the resonance of his voice here, that's because he is in Norwich. 54:59.717 --> 55:02.420 He's been banished to Norwich for various reasons. 55:02.460 --> 55:03.101 Isn't that right, Adam? 55:04.022 --> 55:06.563 I've been banished to Norwich and I'm only eaten porridge. 55:06.763 --> 55:07.003 Yes. 55:07.863 --> 55:08.924 Here are some text the nations then. 55:08.984 --> 55:13.085 Text the nation this week is all about innovations in the video game sector. 55:13.465 --> 55:14.845 What can possibly beat the Wii? 55:15.206 --> 55:20.247 What new thing can come out that's going to make video games even more exciting than they currently are? 55:20.707 --> 55:22.208 And here are some texts. 55:22.968 --> 55:38.770 uh we had an idea during that record that has actually also been had by a fellow called James Binning who's texted in to say I reckon they should have we squib sets like actors have in war and gore movies you could have different coloured blood and stuff so squibs are the little explosive um 55:39.530 --> 55:44.151 sacks of fake blood that you put on actors to simulate them being shot. 55:44.572 --> 55:45.832 And I think that's a brilliant idea. 55:45.872 --> 55:58.055 You could go into your video game store, you could buy a pack of 40 wee squibs, they'd have peel-off sticky backs on them, you'd pop them on your body and when you got shot in a game, they would explode and it would look like you've been shot! 55:58.435 --> 56:00.736 You could put them on your dog as well or anywhere. 56:00.896 --> 56:05.297 If you put them on the room, if you put them on my dog, Garth, I'll be so angry. 56:05.717 --> 56:07.298 You could put them on your mum. 56:08.038 --> 56:09.840 She could walk into the room and you could have it. 56:10.401 --> 56:12.102 You could put them on people without telling them. 56:12.503 --> 56:14.685 And then they'd walk into the room and just get shot to bits. 56:14.705 --> 56:15.646 It'd be too dangerous, wouldn't it? 56:15.686 --> 56:18.169 They wouldn't be passed by the toy safety people. 56:18.469 --> 56:18.869 Yeah. 56:19.270 --> 56:19.851 Killjoys. 56:20.051 --> 56:25.216 Isn't that how, um, yeah, somebody died, didn't they, in the film street by putting on a script the wrong way round? 56:25.236 --> 56:26.277 Oh, really? 56:26.297 --> 56:27.118 That's no good. 56:27.198 --> 56:27.619 No good. 56:27.639 --> 56:29.080 What do you think of that idea, Adam? 56:29.100 --> 56:30.682 Are you gonna approve that for manufacture? 56:31.539 --> 56:32.440 Yeah, that's a good idea. 56:32.560 --> 56:36.465 Can I just say at this point, can you hear a strange noise from my box in Norwich? 56:36.825 --> 56:37.126 Yes. 56:37.927 --> 56:38.647 Slightly whispering. 56:38.667 --> 56:39.108 Yeah, nice. 56:39.168 --> 56:40.610 It's as if there are ghosts in there with you. 56:42.079 --> 56:44.822 There's a noise, there's a strange rattling noise going on. 56:44.962 --> 56:47.265 Anyway, sorry, just warning you in case. 56:47.505 --> 56:51.790 I think the whole building might be actually being demolished around you. 56:51.810 --> 56:55.554 This is the last room that's going to be demolished eventually. 56:55.814 --> 56:57.837 And then when the show finishes today, they'll just knock it down. 56:58.077 --> 56:59.538 But no, I love the Squibs idea. 56:59.558 --> 57:00.299 That's a very good one. 57:00.339 --> 57:03.203 And I had another idea, incidentally, while that song was playing. 57:03.223 --> 57:03.563 It was something 57:03.863 --> 57:05.124 Inspiring about the prodigy. 57:05.524 --> 57:06.645 What about the Wii roughty? 57:07.045 --> 57:14.849 Yeah, and you connect a little thing to your wink wonk or that part of your body and you know That's an obvious application, isn't it? 57:15.429 --> 57:18.511 That's been That's this way. 57:18.551 --> 57:21.913 Is that it though the Wii wonk for sexy fun? 57:24.254 --> 57:28.817 Because sort of a game does it come with well, it's more of an adult Mario 57:29.989 --> 57:34.912 in Mario, and Princess Peach, you know? 57:35.973 --> 57:37.114 You're disgusting. 57:37.534 --> 57:38.635 I am a little bit. 57:39.075 --> 57:41.277 Well, come on then, let's hear some other ideas. 57:41.517 --> 57:43.718 Here's another more family-orientated idea. 57:44.479 --> 57:46.140 This is from George in Peter's Field. 57:46.160 --> 57:49.282 He says, people always say that new consoles do everything but make a cup of tea. 57:49.602 --> 57:49.783 So... 57:50.563 --> 57:53.447 What about the wee kettle or the wee tea? 57:53.928 --> 57:54.228 Yeah? 57:54.749 --> 57:58.013 You move about with your hands in the kitchen interacting with the sink and work surfaces. 57:58.354 --> 58:00.537 Up to four friends can play with teacup accessories. 58:00.897 --> 58:03.000 Coffee and hot chocolate extras can be downloaded. 58:03.040 --> 58:03.761 It's called the tea. 58:04.753 --> 58:06.094 Does that make any sense to anybody? 58:06.114 --> 58:07.676 Yeah, the wee tea, that's good. 58:07.896 --> 58:08.476 The wee tea. 58:08.977 --> 58:16.103 I'd like one that would, so when I wave my wee around, I could reach things that are far away, like cleaning windows really high up. 58:17.144 --> 58:18.766 Control stuff, like a magic wand. 58:19.066 --> 58:22.549 There's another... With the wee tea, that's virtual tea. 58:22.589 --> 58:29.015 You're just seeing the tea on the screen and you can stir it with the controller and add stuff and you never actually get to drink it. 58:29.275 --> 58:35.459 I think George's idea is that you just go to the kitchen and make some tea, but you sort of treat it as if it's a game. 58:36.900 --> 58:37.921 I think that's the idea. 58:38.922 --> 58:53.491 The other thing that they're genuinely doing, I think with the Xbox 360, is they're going to start doing quiz shows, game shows, as if they're on the TV, but you get your console online and you have a virtual host, a bit like that game Buzz that they have on the PlayStation. 58:54.052 --> 58:58.895 But it'll be a quiz game, but with thousands of people around the country joining in. 58:59.395 --> 59:07.606 So it'll be like you're genuinely watching and competing in who wants to be a millionaire, but you'll be doing it with loads of other virtual contestants and they'll be real money to win. 59:07.806 --> 59:08.407 That's brilliant. 59:08.467 --> 59:13.894 I thought that was the, that's the only, it's like, you remember those old fruit machine game and watch games you used to have? 59:14.614 --> 59:14.895 Yeah. 59:15.015 --> 59:16.697 I used to wish that they pumped out real money. 59:17.598 --> 59:21.662 So it's just that video games are taking a step towards actually rewarding you for successful play. 59:21.742 --> 59:23.463 They're going to take over for granted. 59:23.483 --> 59:32.150 Well that's the thing, you know, why watch a television game show where you can't interact when you can have your special one on the video game? 59:32.831 --> 59:33.892 I'll tell you why, Joe. 59:34.112 --> 59:35.573 The personality factor. 59:35.813 --> 59:38.015 You don't get Chris Tarrant there, okay? 59:38.095 --> 59:40.798 And you can't beat Tarrant, even if you want to. 59:42.159 --> 59:43.160 So, yeah. 59:43.760 --> 59:44.541 That's absolutely true. 59:44.581 --> 59:45.401 I hadn't thought of that. 59:45.541 --> 59:49.984 Tarrant is the magnet that draws the millions to the game. 59:50.765 --> 59:52.546 Tarrant or Tim Vine. 59:53.327 --> 59:54.528 Or Vine, you're absolutely right. 59:54.548 --> 59:57.370 I'm going to cut off one of my feet so I don't forget that. 59:58.190 --> 59:58.430 Good. 59:58.750 --> 01:00:00.372 Now it's free play time. 01:00:00.412 --> 01:00:03.594 This is one of your free plays, I think, Adam, by someone called Herman Dune. 01:00:04.537 --> 01:00:05.597 Oh yeah, Herman Dune. 01:00:05.657 --> 01:00:14.639 We played a video of his at Bug, which is the video showcase thing that I do occasionally at the BFI, and it was a really good track. 01:00:14.659 --> 01:00:20.220 I hadn't heard any Herman Dune before, but he's one of the, like he's part of the kind of neo-fokey movement. 01:00:21.441 --> 01:00:23.761 And this is just a very enjoyable track. 01:00:23.781 --> 01:00:24.481 What's it called again? 01:00:24.521 --> 01:00:25.281 I haven't got it in front of me. 01:00:25.301 --> 01:00:27.362 It's called My Home Is Nowhere Without You. 01:00:28.112 --> 01:00:34.376 I think you'll enjoy this one, Joe. 01:00:34.556 --> 01:00:44.342 Cool. 01:00:44.703 --> 01:00:45.563 What a frightful noise. 01:00:45.843 --> 01:00:48.945 That's the Damned with Love song here on BBC 6 Music. 01:00:49.666 --> 01:00:52.428 I'm Joe Cornish, I'm joined by Garth Jennings here in the studio in London. 01:00:52.468 --> 01:00:52.988 Hello Garth. 01:00:53.208 --> 01:00:53.668 Hello Joe. 01:00:53.869 --> 01:00:56.430 And our Norwich correspondent is now on the line from Norwich. 01:00:56.450 --> 01:00:57.231 Hello Adam Buxton. 01:00:58.007 --> 01:00:59.648 Hello, how are you, Joe? 01:00:59.688 --> 01:01:00.849 Nice to hear you. 01:01:01.189 --> 01:01:02.730 Very well, thank you. 01:01:02.870 --> 01:01:07.073 It's important to speak like that because you're coming down the line. 01:01:10.455 --> 01:01:12.236 Absolutely, Joe, yes. 01:01:14.818 --> 01:01:16.179 So what's the news? 01:01:16.739 --> 01:01:17.199 Sorry. 01:01:17.760 --> 01:01:18.040 What? 01:01:19.021 --> 01:01:19.461 Sorry? 01:01:19.621 --> 01:01:22.783 Who? 01:01:23.123 --> 01:01:23.804 What a blooper. 01:01:23.844 --> 01:01:24.764 Maybe that'll be on the... 01:01:26.690 --> 01:01:27.450 Blooper show. 01:01:28.071 --> 01:01:28.471 Sorry? 01:01:28.711 --> 01:01:29.151 Blooper. 01:01:29.211 --> 01:01:29.591 OK. 01:01:29.811 --> 01:01:29.991 What? 01:01:30.051 --> 01:01:30.272 All right. 01:01:30.312 --> 01:01:30.772 Only joking. 01:01:30.932 --> 01:01:31.532 Only joking. 01:01:31.572 --> 01:01:31.752 What? 01:01:31.792 --> 01:01:34.353 So what's the news there in Norwich, Adam? 01:01:35.054 --> 01:01:35.654 What is the news? 01:01:35.694 --> 01:01:38.515 Well, this is not just Norwich news. 01:01:38.555 --> 01:01:40.496 I think this is national news. 01:01:40.536 --> 01:01:42.617 At least I heard it on the national radio. 01:01:43.117 --> 01:01:49.980 One of the nice things about driving long distances is that you get to listen to Radio 4, which is an enjoyable thing. 01:01:50.360 --> 01:01:51.941 You know, lots of people listen to Radio 4. 01:01:52.521 --> 01:01:54.542 I tend not to have the time in my life to do it. 01:01:54.582 --> 01:01:56.203 And usually I cycle around, right? 01:01:56.727 --> 01:02:02.414 So I don't listen to the radio on my bike, but in the car, of course you can sit back and relax and listen to the Radio 4. 01:02:03.395 --> 01:02:04.696 Do you listen to a lot of Radio 4, Joe? 01:02:05.077 --> 01:02:05.738 I like Radio 4. 01:02:05.778 --> 01:02:07.259 I used to be on Radio 4, I'll have you know. 01:02:07.900 --> 01:02:09.081 Of course you did the movie show. 01:02:09.502 --> 01:02:10.984 I got some bird doing it now, John. 01:02:11.144 --> 01:02:11.945 Yeah, she ain't as good. 01:02:12.671 --> 01:02:13.072 Nah, nah, nah. 01:02:13.092 --> 01:02:13.793 I was wicked. 01:02:14.293 --> 01:02:17.117 I got this bird, right, and she's like... Yeah, that's not good. 01:02:17.197 --> 01:02:20.841 I used to just get the films on pirate down the pub and watch them there. 01:02:21.121 --> 01:02:24.185 And then I used to just text in my reviews, you know, three or four words. 01:02:24.205 --> 01:02:25.647 It's all the people need these days. 01:02:26.167 --> 01:02:32.235 Well, the bird, yesterday, right, a bird, she was talking to Simon Pegg and she was all giving it like this and talking and all that. 01:02:32.575 --> 01:02:33.816 And I thought Joe should have done this. 01:02:33.836 --> 01:02:35.136 He would have just slapped him. 01:02:35.216 --> 01:02:35.937 I would have slapped him. 01:02:35.977 --> 01:02:38.338 Simon Pegg, stop making comedy films. 01:02:38.398 --> 01:02:40.079 Do something serious for a change. 01:02:40.099 --> 01:02:42.480 Do something properly serious. 01:02:42.540 --> 01:02:43.721 That's not true. 01:02:43.881 --> 01:02:56.367 But just listening to the news on Radio 4, you know, they always seem to have one eyebrow permanently raised a lot of the time at the way the world is, quite rightly a lot of the time, you know. 01:02:56.752 --> 01:03:12.236 But one of the stories that they were sort of amused but audibly by yesterday was the fact that a trucker somewhere in the UK had been followed by the cops for about 12 miles or spotted weaving around from lane to lane on the motorway. 01:03:12.276 --> 01:03:12.476 Right. 01:03:12.776 --> 01:03:17.057 And when they finally caught up with this guy they saw that he was illuminated in his cab. 01:03:17.097 --> 01:03:18.137 This was late at night. 01:03:18.737 --> 01:03:33.270 by the glow of a laptop that he had set up on his dashboard and the guy was just, according to the radio, watching episodes of the cult seventies science fiction television program Battlestar Galactica. 01:03:33.750 --> 01:03:34.391 Well it is good. 01:03:35.912 --> 01:03:36.773 It's not good, though, is it? 01:03:37.113 --> 01:03:51.402 I mean, it's a load of rubbish, but they were making a point of saying the Cult 70 science fiction programme, Battlestar Galactica, so I'm assuming that it was the old one and not the new one that the guy was watching, because that would put a different spin on the story, I was thinking, right? 01:03:51.822 --> 01:03:55.144 I mean, Joe, I don't think you've seen the updated Battlestar Galactica, have you? 01:03:55.384 --> 01:03:57.165 No, but everyone says it's terribly good. 01:03:57.205 --> 01:04:00.888 It's all political, isn't it, and contemporary in its resonance and relevance. 01:04:01.593 --> 01:04:23.034 so we're told it's certainly a little more cutting-edge than the old series used to be and you know you wouldn't I would be surprised to find a truck well you know I'd be surprised to find a trucker sat there watching Battlestar Galactica of any generation on his laptop while he's driving it seems unbelievably insane he was found guilty of as he wasn't found guilty of criminal 01:04:23.860 --> 01:04:24.621 of dangerous driving. 01:04:24.641 --> 01:04:27.623 I'm not sure, but he was given a lot of hours of community service, I'll tell you that much. 01:04:27.643 --> 01:04:28.324 I should hope so. 01:04:28.384 --> 01:04:28.784 You know what? 01:04:28.844 --> 01:04:34.429 It's something I've seen as well in London, because you can now buy these very small portable tellies. 01:04:34.910 --> 01:04:38.673 And I've seen quite a lot of people driving along with just a little telly mounted on the dashboard. 01:04:38.973 --> 01:04:40.975 And it's highly illegal and it disgusts me. 01:04:41.175 --> 01:04:43.156 There's a way of doing it, though, that could work, right? 01:04:43.536 --> 01:04:46.677 What you do is you don't put it up so you're looking straight at it. 01:04:46.737 --> 01:04:50.559 You just lay it on the top of the dashboard, so it's ref... This only works at night. 01:04:50.679 --> 01:04:51.599 Like an old-school video game. 01:04:51.619 --> 01:04:53.840 Then it reflects in the glass. 01:04:54.120 --> 01:04:55.061 Like an autocube. 01:04:55.261 --> 01:04:55.781 Exactly. 01:04:55.861 --> 01:04:56.741 It reflects in the glass. 01:04:57.081 --> 01:05:03.104 You're technically looking straight ahead at the road, and you've got this sort of ghostly image of Battlestar Galactica. 01:05:03.564 --> 01:05:03.985 It works. 01:05:04.825 --> 01:05:05.686 That is a nightmare. 01:05:06.007 --> 01:05:09.190 I mean, can you imagine the kind of carnage that this guy could have caused? 01:05:09.230 --> 01:05:13.174 It could have been a very different kind of story there on the radio. 01:05:13.194 --> 01:05:15.477 He needs to be driving a Nintendo wheels. 01:05:15.497 --> 01:05:17.759 That's what he needs. 01:05:17.779 --> 01:05:19.821 That's the way to combine entertainment with driving. 01:05:20.642 --> 01:05:22.704 Truckers would actually really go for your idea. 01:05:22.724 --> 01:05:23.545 You know what the snag is? 01:05:24.046 --> 01:05:24.847 You only get one life. 01:05:25.955 --> 01:05:29.698 But that makes the games more edge of the seat, makes it more exciting. 01:05:31.339 --> 01:05:33.240 It depends in what way you're injured, you know. 01:05:33.801 --> 01:05:35.101 But it's all a very bad idea. 01:05:35.181 --> 01:05:37.963 Watching television and driving do not mix. 01:05:38.564 --> 01:05:39.845 Doing anything while you're driving. 01:05:39.865 --> 01:05:42.546 You need to have absolute attention on the road and the mirrors. 01:05:42.727 --> 01:05:44.208 Yeah, it's all about being safe. 01:05:44.248 --> 01:05:49.891 And there's, you know, even if you're the safest driver in the world, the most frightening thing on the road is other people. 01:05:50.272 --> 01:05:54.935 And that loony, that loony lorry driver sounds as if he should be locked up in chains. 01:05:57.957 --> 01:06:03.280 Did you ever see, without being explicit about it, did you ever see the Pammy and Tommy home video? 01:06:03.480 --> 01:06:04.341 Yes, I did. 01:06:04.701 --> 01:06:05.501 It was sweet. 01:06:06.062 --> 01:06:09.143 There was a scene in there when they were on the motorway. 01:06:09.164 --> 01:06:11.025 They were doing something whilst driving, yeah. 01:06:11.185 --> 01:06:15.888 That should have got them quite a lot of hours of community service. 01:06:16.668 --> 01:06:31.546 you're absolutely right anyway listen let's have some more music now and maybe we can hear some more of the listeners ideas for new video game innovations after this what is this now we got job this is now know it on the whale with their song the shape of my heart 01:06:32.086 --> 01:06:34.808 Oh, that was quite a powerful horn stab at the end. 01:06:34.849 --> 01:06:36.029 That nearly took my ears off. 01:06:36.090 --> 01:06:37.270 I like a nice horn stab. 01:06:38.251 --> 01:06:42.935 And now that was Noah and the Whale here on BBC Six Music with Adam and Joe and Garth. 01:06:43.395 --> 01:06:44.236 Adam and Garth. 01:06:44.396 --> 01:06:44.636 What? 01:06:44.656 --> 01:06:45.857 No, come on, think it through Cornish. 01:06:46.378 --> 01:06:50.261 Cornish and Jennings here in London and Buxton in Norwich. 01:06:50.341 --> 01:06:50.962 Right, Buxton? 01:06:51.622 --> 01:06:52.062 Correct. 01:06:53.283 --> 01:06:55.705 It must be very exciting to be in Norwich. 01:06:56.326 --> 01:06:56.606 Yeah. 01:06:56.866 --> 01:06:57.387 It's amazing. 01:06:57.447 --> 01:06:58.708 Norwich is... Just roll with that one. 01:06:59.497 --> 01:07:02.660 is a wonderful place and full of happy smiling people. 01:07:02.820 --> 01:07:03.120 Yes. 01:07:03.821 --> 01:07:05.742 Now, we're in the midst of Text the Nation as well. 01:07:05.762 --> 01:07:10.346 We've been asking you for your new ideas, listeners, to innovate video game technology. 01:07:10.647 --> 01:07:12.588 And to be honest, it's been a bit of a slow trickle. 01:07:12.868 --> 01:07:16.752 We've had a lot of wordplay based on the word we. 01:07:16.792 --> 01:07:17.913 We've had a lot of people suggesting 01:07:18.613 --> 01:07:19.814 The Nintendo Pooh. 01:07:20.274 --> 01:07:21.275 Yeah, P-U. 01:07:21.295 --> 01:07:22.135 Yeah. 01:07:22.175 --> 01:07:27.439 Well, if you say it like that, you know, I mean, that, to me, sounds good. 01:07:28.039 --> 01:07:28.379 Does it? 01:07:28.799 --> 01:07:29.700 The Nintendo Pooh. 01:07:30.400 --> 01:07:31.481 Yes, that's right. 01:07:31.561 --> 01:07:33.402 It's a good idea as well. 01:07:33.442 --> 01:07:33.863 It's a good idea. 01:07:33.883 --> 01:07:34.563 Well, it's not a good idea. 01:07:34.583 --> 01:07:39.546 It's just we've added a lot, which, you know, might suggest that it's not necessarily the most novel idea. 01:07:39.566 --> 01:07:40.527 Exactly. 01:07:40.547 --> 01:07:43.288 But we did have one other good one, and it's a tricky one this week. 01:07:43.328 --> 01:07:44.809 You know, we're not, I'm not being... 01:07:46.210 --> 01:08:02.257 uh nasty to the listeners god forbid i think they're lovely um but you know it's a tricky one and it's an area where original thought is very difficult but here's a good thought from um a fellow called what's his name david mccormick and he suggested 01:08:02.697 --> 01:08:09.323 the Wii G board, the Wii G board, so it's a kind of way to contact the dead via your Nintendo. 01:08:10.324 --> 01:08:11.866 Now, that's obviously very dangerous. 01:08:11.886 --> 01:08:14.368 A lot of people are terrified of Wii G boards. 01:08:14.388 --> 01:08:17.071 You know you can walk into toy shops in America and buy them. 01:08:17.751 --> 01:08:18.192 Really? 01:08:18.232 --> 01:08:19.573 Glass spinning things? 01:08:19.613 --> 01:08:24.738 No, exactly the same model they use in The Exorcist that gets her into such terrible trouble in that film. 01:08:25.238 --> 01:08:27.020 You can actually walk in and buy them. 01:08:27.060 --> 01:08:29.142 It's like next to scrabble and snakes and ladders. 01:08:29.523 --> 01:08:31.004 As again, for kids in America. 01:08:31.484 --> 01:08:34.287 Yeah, well it depends how seriously you take nonsense. 01:08:34.748 --> 01:08:35.568 Because we used to just do... 01:08:36.269 --> 01:08:37.650 Go on Ed. 01:08:37.890 --> 01:08:42.634 My ma always used to tell us whether you believe in an afterlife or not. 01:08:42.774 --> 01:08:43.615 Just don't mess with it. 01:08:44.175 --> 01:08:52.862 Don't mess with it because if there is a portal, then that is the knob that's going to get you into it and you'll be in all sorts of terrible things. 01:08:52.882 --> 01:08:54.003 I think there are rules about this. 01:08:54.043 --> 01:08:56.085 I don't think you're allowed to do them on television. 01:08:56.105 --> 01:08:58.467 I think there might be some BBC rules about it. 01:08:58.507 --> 01:09:04.472 People do take it very seriously, but David there is suggesting that a Nintendo bring out a virtual one. 01:09:04.732 --> 01:09:06.653 I don't know what the spirit world would think about that. 01:09:06.693 --> 01:09:09.596 Do the spirit world on the internet yet, do you think? 01:09:09.816 --> 01:09:10.576 I reckon they are. 01:09:10.677 --> 01:09:11.457 You reckon they are. 01:09:11.517 --> 01:09:12.798 Definitely plugged in. 01:09:13.138 --> 01:09:17.422 I had a Ouija board experience when I was a kid, and we really thought it was so real. 01:09:17.462 --> 01:09:22.346 And I remember my mate, Mark, put a piece of paper under the glass to trap the evil spirit. 01:09:22.386 --> 01:09:23.306 Well, that's how it works, isn't it? 01:09:23.326 --> 01:09:26.389 We ran for a mile and then he threw the glass and shouted, evil spirit be gone. 01:09:26.589 --> 01:09:27.790 And was that not terrifying? 01:09:27.810 --> 01:09:29.670 Yeah, we ran like hell from that spot. 01:09:30.191 --> 01:09:33.791 We should really save all this up for the end of the month when we have our Halloween show. 01:09:33.851 --> 01:09:34.232 Oh, right. 01:09:34.372 --> 01:09:39.913 It would be great to do a scary show, a Halloween show, and with Halloween coming up, so we could talk about this sort of thing. 01:09:40.333 --> 01:09:46.915 I had a very similar thing where we tried one, it wasn't an electronic one, it was a normal one, and the glass smashed. 01:09:47.375 --> 01:09:51.336 I think someone just pushed it too hard, but it appeared as if Satan was in the room with us. 01:09:51.836 --> 01:09:54.136 I've never run so fast in my life. 01:09:54.196 --> 01:09:55.157 It was terrifying. 01:09:56.077 --> 01:09:56.377 Buxton? 01:09:57.236 --> 01:09:58.096 No, that's absolutely grim. 01:09:58.116 --> 01:09:59.217 You should never mess with that stuff. 01:09:59.237 --> 01:10:01.338 No, don't do it, kids. 01:10:01.398 --> 01:10:02.378 You're mum's exactly right. 01:10:03.218 --> 01:10:04.459 I've had another idea. 01:10:04.679 --> 01:10:05.319 How about this? 01:10:05.759 --> 01:10:07.500 This is on a totally different tack. 01:10:07.880 --> 01:10:10.081 This is going back to the physical properties of the Wii. 01:10:10.441 --> 01:10:11.881 The role Wii coaster. 01:10:12.342 --> 01:10:12.762 I like it. 01:10:12.782 --> 01:10:14.182 This is a proper idea. 01:10:14.202 --> 01:10:18.184 I don't know, somehow you would have like a chair. 01:10:18.224 --> 01:10:19.284 It would be about the chair. 01:10:19.324 --> 01:10:20.785 And you plug the chair in, right? 01:10:21.385 --> 01:10:25.066 And the chair kind of rocks you back and forward somehow. 01:10:25.106 --> 01:10:26.187 It's on a gyroscope. 01:10:26.949 --> 01:10:27.550 Yeah, right. 01:10:27.570 --> 01:10:28.711 Mounted in a gyroscope. 01:10:29.191 --> 01:10:30.332 On a gimbal or whatever. 01:10:30.853 --> 01:10:35.818 And it gives you the physical sensations of being on a rollercoaster, right? 01:10:36.138 --> 01:10:40.562 I mean, it makes no sense from a practical point of view. 01:10:40.662 --> 01:10:41.723 It makes perfect sense. 01:10:42.404 --> 01:10:44.746 It would be prohibitively expensive. 01:10:44.927 --> 01:10:50.792 I mean, the other thing you could do, of course, is just hire a person or get your brother and sister or whatever just to rock you back and forward. 01:10:50.812 --> 01:10:51.373 We used to do that. 01:10:51.913 --> 01:10:55.094 As kids, did you not play the rollercoaster game? 01:10:55.114 --> 01:10:55.154 No! 01:10:55.174 --> 01:11:00.876 You'd get in a chair and the person would rock you and you'd be blindfolded and then you'd whiz the chair around and describe what was happening. 01:11:00.896 --> 01:11:03.137 And you could blow on the person's face or something. 01:11:03.217 --> 01:11:07.859 Or occasionally just vomit in their face and pretend it was the person sat in front of you. 01:11:07.879 --> 01:11:12.581 Yeah, or like get a seagull and ram it into one of their eyeballs. 01:11:12.621 --> 01:11:15.242 Is that what happened to some American celebrity? 01:11:15.902 --> 01:11:16.342 No. 01:11:16.442 --> 01:11:17.383 Yeah, it did, famously. 01:11:17.443 --> 01:11:19.824 Some big hulky, hunky American celebrity. 01:11:19.864 --> 01:11:20.545 The listeners all know. 01:11:20.945 --> 01:11:22.506 Hulk Hogan. 01:11:22.526 --> 01:11:22.886 What's he called? 01:11:22.906 --> 01:11:23.566 Not Faberge? 01:11:24.246 --> 01:11:25.447 Oh, Fabian. 01:11:25.547 --> 01:11:26.188 Yeah, Fabian. 01:11:26.228 --> 01:11:29.489 He was, though, famously, he was on a roller coaster and got hit by a passing girl. 01:11:29.529 --> 01:11:29.809 Fabian. 01:11:29.829 --> 01:11:30.510 Fabio, that's right. 01:11:30.550 --> 01:11:31.550 He got a seagull in the face. 01:11:31.570 --> 01:11:31.850 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 01:11:31.871 --> 01:11:36.393 And there's brilliant photos of him with blood all running down his... Obviously, they're very terrible and sad. 01:11:38.254 --> 01:11:45.261 You can imagine if the rollercoaster pulls back in and everyone gets out and he's just there with his flashy face. 01:11:45.341 --> 01:11:46.262 I can't get out! 01:11:46.322 --> 01:11:47.142 Poor old Fabio. 01:11:47.283 --> 01:11:49.565 That would be a good idea for an exhibition, don't you think? 01:11:49.605 --> 01:11:51.887 Like photographs of people with things in their face. 01:11:52.087 --> 01:11:54.269 You could have Bowie with the lollipop in his eye. 01:11:54.289 --> 01:11:57.352 Fabio with the seagull in his eye. 01:11:57.953 --> 01:11:59.174 It's a dangerous world out there. 01:11:59.594 --> 01:12:04.257 We need some more suggestions for what else could be the exhibition of people with things in their face. 01:12:04.857 --> 01:12:06.078 Actually, we have some more music. 01:12:06.158 --> 01:12:07.058 Yeah, let's have some more music. 01:12:07.078 --> 01:12:07.859 This is a free play. 01:12:07.899 --> 01:12:12.541 This is by my favourite R&B and soulster, Raphael Sadiq. 01:12:12.561 --> 01:12:14.102 He's got a new album out. 01:12:14.162 --> 01:12:19.285 He's usually sort of hip-hop and solely, but he's jumped on the sort of Fotown bandwagon. 01:12:19.305 --> 01:12:20.566 Do you know what I mean by Fotown? 01:12:20.966 --> 01:12:25.728 The kind of duffy Amy Winehouse, you know, pretend Motown bandwagon. 01:12:26.149 --> 01:12:28.290 But I think he's done it best of all, because he's, you know, 01:12:28.630 --> 01:12:30.131 Really good, he can play and everything. 01:12:30.651 --> 01:12:33.012 And this is a track from his new album that's called The Way I See It. 01:12:33.052 --> 01:12:34.353 This is called 100 Yard Dash. 01:12:34.413 --> 01:12:37.875 The Miserable Morrissey with The More You Ignore Me, The Closer I Get. 01:12:37.915 --> 01:12:39.655 Is that unfair to call him The Miserable Morrissey? 01:12:39.896 --> 01:12:41.356 That's completely out of order. 01:12:41.816 --> 01:12:42.177 Is it? 01:12:42.777 --> 01:12:42.997 Is it? 01:12:43.097 --> 01:12:44.018 I thought that was fine. 01:12:44.678 --> 01:12:50.521 No, that's a grotesque caricature of a man who has given joy to millions. 01:12:50.881 --> 01:12:51.661 You're absolutely right. 01:12:51.681 --> 01:12:52.942 What a stupid... Who said that? 01:12:53.502 --> 01:12:54.963 I don't know man, get rid of that. 01:12:55.083 --> 01:12:58.046 Go back to America. 01:12:58.726 --> 01:13:12.757 This is Joe Granish from Adam Buxton and Garth Jennings here on BBC 6 Music on a Saturday morning with 37 minutes left of some of the best radio you will hear on BBC 6 Music in the next 37 minutes. 01:13:13.798 --> 01:13:14.579 That's true isn't it? 01:13:15.287 --> 01:13:16.228 That is technically true. 01:13:16.368 --> 01:13:16.629 Yeah. 01:13:16.689 --> 01:13:22.777 Listen, we were talking earlier as well about a Lost Prince album that somebody was telling me about in America. 01:13:23.178 --> 01:13:29.306 Apparently he made an album in a sort of androgynous character as a lady. 01:13:30.427 --> 01:13:33.668 and some of the tracks from Sign of the Times came from that album. 01:13:34.168 --> 01:13:39.169 And Victor has emailed in to say hi Adam in Norwich and Joe and Garth in Londonium. 01:13:39.429 --> 01:13:44.269 I think the record's called Crystal Ball and the non de plume prints adopted was Camille. 01:13:44.810 --> 01:13:51.671 Several songs from the Sign of the Times originated from this project including You Got the Look and Strange Relationship as well as If I Was Your Girlfriend. 01:13:52.051 --> 01:13:53.311 Strange Relationship? 01:13:53.331 --> 01:13:55.071 I thought Crystal Ball was an official album. 01:13:55.111 --> 01:13:56.072 I thought it was as well. 01:13:56.112 --> 01:13:57.052 I remember it in the shops. 01:13:57.092 --> 01:13:58.032 I can picture the cover. 01:13:58.112 --> 01:13:58.292 Yeah. 01:13:59.412 --> 01:14:03.375 So it's getting even more intriguing as the story develops. 01:14:04.556 --> 01:14:05.717 It certainly is, Jon. 01:14:08.078 --> 01:14:12.141 Maybe you could have a look in some radio shops in Norwich, Adam. 01:14:12.501 --> 01:14:13.682 I'll get right on it. 01:14:15.623 --> 01:14:22.147 Well, I think it's exciting that there's a Prince album out there that I haven't heard with him dressed as a lady. 01:14:22.908 --> 01:14:24.168 For me, that's exciting. 01:14:24.329 --> 01:14:26.210 That's been released, but I just haven't heard of. 01:14:27.597 --> 01:14:30.083 Have you heard of an album called Parade as well? 01:14:30.103 --> 01:14:30.745 That's a good one. 01:14:30.865 --> 01:14:33.030 Just now, you're just being nasty. 01:14:33.150 --> 01:14:35.215 That's got songs on it too. 01:14:35.355 --> 01:14:36.257 No, that's interesting, man. 01:14:36.378 --> 01:14:37.420 And I'm glad that you've... 01:14:38.632 --> 01:14:40.994 got all that, er... out of my system. 01:14:41.914 --> 01:14:43.456 Now, I'm handing over to Garth Jennings. 01:14:43.796 --> 01:14:44.837 Garth Jennings, hi. 01:14:45.057 --> 01:14:45.417 Oh, right. 01:14:45.557 --> 01:14:47.959 I'm just gonna pick up from that one then. 01:14:48.079 --> 01:14:49.180 Yeah, no problem. 01:14:49.280 --> 01:14:49.940 It's fine. 01:14:50.621 --> 01:14:55.284 No, I was gonna... I was gonna ask both of you about crying because the other day I was watching The Wire. 01:14:55.665 --> 01:15:01.569 I won't say what happened, but at the end of season four, some... a tiny little thing happened and I suddenly found myself sobbing. 01:15:02.270 --> 01:15:05.032 Openly weeping and I realised, er... 01:15:05.792 --> 01:15:07.173 This hadn't happened in a long time. 01:15:07.193 --> 01:15:08.935 Oh, is that with bubbles? 01:15:09.475 --> 01:15:10.917 Yeah, don't say what happened though, man. 01:15:11.277 --> 01:15:13.038 It was bubbles that made me cry. 01:15:13.279 --> 01:15:14.380 Which season were you watching? 01:15:14.460 --> 01:15:15.260 The end of season four. 01:15:15.400 --> 01:15:15.641 Right. 01:15:16.301 --> 01:15:20.785 And I just, I thought, oh my goodness, I'm weeping like a crazy person. 01:15:21.145 --> 01:15:25.649 And I realised I haven't had that sort of thing for years, that maybe we've all come a bit cold and stuff. 01:15:25.669 --> 01:15:29.733 I remember watching things like Babe and even Deep Impact and shedding many a tear. 01:15:30.093 --> 01:15:31.955 I did actually weep openly in Deep Impact. 01:15:31.975 --> 01:15:33.276 I don't know why it just caught me off guard. 01:15:33.476 --> 01:15:42.382 Well, it's a... It's a... When Tea Leoni gets 69ed, I... 68ed rather, I laugh and laugh. 01:15:42.722 --> 01:15:48.205 When she's on the beach hugging her daddy and a massive wave comes in and sweeps them away, doesn't it? 01:15:48.245 --> 01:15:48.946 Isn't that what happens? 01:15:49.426 --> 01:15:49.686 Yeah. 01:15:49.746 --> 01:15:50.127 Did I say 68? 01:15:50.167 --> 01:15:50.527 86 is the phrase. 01:15:50.547 --> 01:15:50.527 86? 01:15:50.767 --> 01:15:52.008 Yeah, I was... Oh, dear. 01:15:52.028 --> 01:15:52.008 69? 01:15:52.048 --> 01:15:52.588 Yeah, man. 01:15:52.608 --> 01:15:53.889 You laugh at that, Adam. 01:15:58.149 --> 01:16:02.034 No, it's always a pleasure to see Taylor Leone being dispatched as far as I'm concerned. 01:16:02.054 --> 01:16:03.556 See, I found one deeply moving. 01:16:03.896 --> 01:16:07.201 It was when Lincoln Freeman said, oh, millions of you will die. 01:16:08.703 --> 01:16:11.006 It's a very manipulative film. 01:16:11.026 --> 01:16:12.247 There's a horrible scene where 01:16:13.028 --> 01:16:24.070 A little baby is prized away from the arms of its mother by the son that has to ride off on his motorbike and the mother sort of says, take the baby goodbye, and they know they'll never see each other again. 01:16:24.110 --> 01:16:24.970 It's just horrible. 01:16:25.010 --> 01:16:26.051 It's like a nightmare. 01:16:26.291 --> 01:16:31.712 But I haven't had that sort of emotional experience for ages until now, until the thing happened in the wire. 01:16:31.732 --> 01:16:33.572 Do you not ever cry much? 01:16:34.112 --> 01:16:35.512 You don't seem like cries to me. 01:16:35.732 --> 01:16:37.213 No, only lady may cry. 01:16:37.433 --> 01:16:38.533 Yeah, I think you're up. 01:16:39.093 --> 01:16:42.614 I tell you what used to make me cry was Cilla Black's heart. 01:16:42.655 --> 01:16:45.916 No, Esther Ranson, one of the telly ladies. 01:16:46.356 --> 01:16:47.536 It was called Hearts of Gold. 01:16:47.556 --> 01:16:48.377 Do you remember that? 01:16:48.397 --> 01:16:49.477 I think that was Ranson, yeah. 01:16:49.637 --> 01:16:50.037 Ranson. 01:16:50.078 --> 01:16:52.939 And she used to reunite long lost relatives. 01:16:53.639 --> 01:16:55.780 And it was sort of like emotional pornography. 01:16:56.840 --> 01:17:05.505 Just people in terrible, terrible circumstances, brought together with the power of telemoney, flown halfway across the world, simply just to hug and cry. 01:17:05.805 --> 01:17:16.391 And the hugging and crying would go on for, you know, three or four minutes, with slow zooms into the gushing eyeballs, Esther tilting her head this way and that, Esther sobbing as well. 01:17:16.851 --> 01:17:20.953 But apparently, that is a sign of being psychologically disturbed. 01:17:21.493 --> 01:17:24.595 If you only cry at things that happen to other people and not at your own life, 01:17:24.815 --> 01:17:28.096 Apparently that's I think you're a bit you got problems in the noggin. 01:17:30.277 --> 01:17:40.281 I think so, you know, if you don't cry when hot if you just repress things that happen to you and then wait for some telly to come along to trigger it, then you're not dealing with things in the proper order. 01:17:40.501 --> 01:17:42.041 That's what the film says. 01:17:42.882 --> 01:17:46.123 The film Love, actually, I remember Richard Curtis talking about 01:17:46.650 --> 01:17:52.594 the whole thing being inspired by people being reunited at airports, either saying hello or goodbye. 01:17:52.614 --> 01:17:53.814 That's how the movie opens, doesn't it? 01:17:53.934 --> 01:17:54.775 That's right. 01:17:54.815 --> 01:17:56.796 I think there's a montage at the beginning. 01:17:56.816 --> 01:17:58.537 We'll close this one or the other. 01:17:58.557 --> 01:17:59.298 It's at the top. 01:17:59.898 --> 01:18:03.560 And that was one of the things that he said was always a moving thing to see. 01:18:03.800 --> 01:18:06.262 The only thing that makes me cry, actually, is music. 01:18:06.682 --> 01:18:10.404 Like, if I'm listening to a track, especially nowadays, I'm getting quite ancient. 01:18:11.715 --> 01:18:23.259 If I hear a track like, well, when I heard the Talking Heads track the other day, that made me weak because that was just reminding me so powerfully of like when we used to listen to it when we were all like 13 or whatever. 01:18:23.359 --> 01:18:28.120 And man, that was just like a real shortcut, like a good song can really turn there. 01:18:28.700 --> 01:18:30.201 The lady man taps on. 01:18:30.662 --> 01:18:31.382 Man taps. 01:18:32.083 --> 01:18:32.443 Yeah. 01:18:32.523 --> 01:18:33.484 Man taps. 01:18:34.064 --> 01:18:37.807 What about, like, if you cry at commercials, that's when you're in trouble, I think. 01:18:37.907 --> 01:18:39.048 Yes, Hitler used to do that. 01:18:40.129 --> 01:18:40.970 I just made that up. 01:18:41.070 --> 01:18:44.752 But if you throw Hitler in, then, you know, that's making a good point, isn't it? 01:18:44.792 --> 01:18:45.833 No, don't cry at commercials. 01:18:45.873 --> 01:18:46.494 That's terrible. 01:18:46.974 --> 01:18:47.635 Terrible business. 01:18:47.735 --> 01:18:50.137 Only cry at real things that have happened in your own life. 01:18:50.337 --> 01:18:50.637 All right. 01:18:50.977 --> 01:18:52.779 Otherwise, you're wonky in the noggin. 01:18:53.499 --> 01:18:56.742 What else triggers your tear ducts, though, Garth? 01:18:57.342 --> 01:19:00.185 Well, just, well, I'm with you actually with the music thing. 01:19:01.005 --> 01:19:01.366 Yeah. 01:19:01.426 --> 01:19:03.628 Stuff that reminds me of when everything was brilliant. 01:19:04.488 --> 01:19:07.091 Not that it isn't great now, but when you're a kid... Ready to crunch? 01:19:07.331 --> 01:19:07.731 Yeah. 01:19:08.492 --> 01:19:11.294 Speaking of which, here's something to make us all cry. 01:19:11.875 --> 01:19:14.677 The latest news, here on BBC 6 Music. 01:19:16.959 --> 01:19:19.741 Text-a-nation, text, text, text, text-a-nation. 01:19:19.802 --> 01:19:20.802 What if I don't want to? 01:19:21.023 --> 01:19:21.743 Text-a-nation. 01:19:21.843 --> 01:19:22.844 But I'm using email. 01:19:23.024 --> 01:19:23.765 Is that a problem? 01:19:23.785 --> 01:19:24.566 It doesn't matter, text! 01:19:27.099 --> 01:19:31.764 Yes, it's Text the Nation time here on the Adam and Jo and Garth radio show on BBC6 Music. 01:19:31.784 --> 01:19:41.714 We've been asking you to send in ideas to innovate the video games world, to see if you can come up with the gimmicks to beat the Nintendo Wii waggly controller kind of thing. 01:19:42.715 --> 01:19:44.697 And we've had one or two good ideas in. 01:19:44.717 --> 01:19:45.477 You ready for these, Adam? 01:19:46.294 --> 01:19:46.774 Yeah, hit me. 01:19:47.054 --> 01:19:48.255 Are you ready for these goth? 01:19:48.815 --> 01:19:49.455 Hit me again. 01:19:50.435 --> 01:19:54.617 What about, this comes from Daniel in Leeds, a Sony pray station? 01:19:55.157 --> 01:20:03.420 A mat on furls for you to genuflect on and then on-screen messages of spiritual enlightenment help you to do the praying. 01:20:03.860 --> 01:20:05.922 That's good because you could actually then have visions. 01:20:06.162 --> 01:20:06.722 That is good cause. 01:20:06.742 --> 01:20:08.003 They could give you proper visions. 01:20:08.203 --> 01:20:09.625 You could watch the visions. 01:20:10.005 --> 01:20:11.226 So, Jesus would appear. 01:20:11.386 --> 01:20:11.986 Jesus. 01:20:12.567 --> 01:20:13.087 Or whatever. 01:20:13.408 --> 01:20:15.289 You'd set it to what religion you were at the beginning. 01:20:15.309 --> 01:20:19.472 Yeah, you'd set it to your religion and you could actually get something back rather than just sort of hoping. 01:20:19.492 --> 01:20:22.775 Well, you could go to different levels of spiritual enlightenment. 01:20:22.875 --> 01:20:23.175 Yes. 01:20:23.756 --> 01:20:25.837 And then, you know, and you could save the levels. 01:20:25.877 --> 01:20:30.081 Obviously, it'd be depressing if you came back one day and you had to go through all the levels again. 01:20:30.541 --> 01:20:53.451 that you didn't save them properly but that sounds amazing that's a ruddy good idea well done Daniel in Leeds and then at the end you meet the boss obviously you do what happens then or you have to die for the last level basically right you get it kills you no you have to make that or no life just ends and then life just ends yeah and then it's just Richard Dawkins at the end laughing at you yes 01:20:54.171 --> 01:20:58.094 See, I told you, there's nothing all rubbish. 01:20:58.274 --> 01:21:00.055 That's of course not true, religious people out there. 01:21:00.115 --> 01:21:01.375 You're fine, it's all true. 01:21:02.096 --> 01:21:04.057 Here's another one from Richard Henson. 01:21:04.237 --> 01:21:07.359 It says, Dear Adam and Jo and Garth, how about the Nintendo Wii A? 01:21:07.779 --> 01:21:10.941 This is a special edition of the Wii, which is specifically for Jordies. 01:21:11.382 --> 01:21:21.468 Possible game, Greg's theft auto, where you control a black and white striped avatar running around Newcastle Town Centre trying to amass as much sausage roll stroke pasty based carnage as possible. 01:21:22.188 --> 01:21:22.928 Cheers, Richard. 01:21:23.168 --> 01:21:23.448 Yes? 01:21:23.468 --> 01:21:24.208 That's good. 01:21:24.228 --> 01:21:24.809 Yeah, I like it. 01:21:25.549 --> 01:21:26.449 Garth, like that one? 01:21:26.869 --> 01:21:27.229 Yes. 01:21:27.249 --> 01:21:28.689 OK, good. 01:21:28.729 --> 01:21:30.110 Well, it's a sure and sweet Piffy. 01:21:30.710 --> 01:21:31.750 We go for Pith here. 01:21:32.050 --> 01:21:34.451 And finally, here is one from Elian Bournemouth. 01:21:35.791 --> 01:21:37.951 And she suggests the Xbox. 01:21:38.331 --> 01:21:45.753 This gizmo will function as a replacement partner for all those gaming widows who've lost their husbands and boyfriends to the lure of online gaming. 01:21:46.193 --> 01:21:51.154 The Xbox will engage in friendly conversations throughout the course of an evening, then come to bed at a sensible time. 01:21:51.634 --> 01:22:03.082 for all those boys and gentlemen who are single, but who would like to recreate the relationship experience of having their gaming punctuated by huffy and spiky questions from their wife-stroke girlfriend about how much longer they're going to spend on that flippin' game. 01:22:03.963 --> 01:22:06.584 May I suggest the weed-o, like widow. 01:22:06.704 --> 01:22:07.345 That's a good idea. 01:22:07.405 --> 01:22:08.766 That's good, isn't it, Ellie? 01:22:08.786 --> 01:22:10.367 A lot of very good thinking there. 01:22:10.387 --> 01:22:13.549 She's got wordplay, she's thought it through, she's got all the details. 01:22:13.749 --> 01:22:14.550 These are your fans. 01:22:14.590 --> 01:22:17.612 How about the reverse of that idea, and it's just called the sex box. 01:22:18.192 --> 01:22:19.893 You've already suggested that, Adam. 01:22:20.294 --> 01:22:21.595 Well, I'm suggesting it again. 01:22:21.615 --> 01:22:23.797 Stop it! 01:22:23.857 --> 01:22:26.098 Your mind is... Norwich has made your mind go filthy. 01:22:26.319 --> 01:22:32.283 What with your new interpretation of the deep impact, tear Leone death scene in this. 01:22:32.383 --> 01:22:34.925 It's all become quite colourful and erotic this morning. 01:22:34.945 --> 01:22:36.366 Why did I have that? 01:22:36.386 --> 01:22:37.687 That's terrible, isn't it? 01:22:37.707 --> 01:22:40.049 86 is the phrase we're talking about. 01:22:41.450 --> 01:22:42.031 A better idea. 01:22:43.252 --> 01:22:45.113 It'll be a fun scene though, the way I've imagined it. 01:22:45.213 --> 01:22:48.656 Yeah, it'll be quite a way to go considering she's standing there with her dad. 01:22:48.816 --> 01:22:49.196 Easy. 01:22:51.118 --> 01:22:53.219 So that's it for Text the Nation this week. 01:22:54.120 --> 01:22:55.821 Yeah, anybody else got anything to say? 01:22:55.982 --> 01:22:56.682 I'm just still shocked. 01:22:56.702 --> 01:22:57.383 Thank you very much. 01:22:57.943 --> 01:23:01.446 Thank you very much indeed listeners for all your texts and emails as usual. 01:23:01.466 --> 01:23:05.008 Sorry if we didn't read them out but we really appreciate all of those. 01:23:05.069 --> 01:23:05.809 Thank you very much. 01:23:06.209 --> 01:23:06.990 Well said Adam. 01:23:07.410 --> 01:23:10.673 We're going to be reminding you listeners of our Song Wars 01:23:11.173 --> 01:23:19.679 Radiohead remixes in just a few minutes, but first I believe we have some more wonderful music for you, and I hope it's as good as the last track we played. 01:23:19.699 --> 01:23:21.059 That was the Dandy Warhols, right? 01:23:21.560 --> 01:23:22.240 Yeah. 01:23:22.440 --> 01:23:35.288 Which not only was fun, but informative as well, and it was good for me because I was actually thinking of maybe taking up heroin, but now that I realize it's so passe, I've thought better of the whole thing and I'm going to stare well clear of it. 01:23:35.729 --> 01:23:36.009 Yeah. 01:23:36.069 --> 01:23:37.650 So what have we got for this track, Joe? 01:23:37.930 --> 01:23:40.934 Well, you're right to base your drugs choices on fashion. 01:23:41.294 --> 01:23:43.357 That's exactly the right way to approach it. 01:23:43.577 --> 01:23:45.839 But now we've got MIA with paper planes! 01:24:04.556 --> 01:24:19.385 Yes, it's time to recap Song Wars here with Adam and Joan Garth on BBC Six Music and this last week's Song Wars challenge was to take the stems, the different elements from the new radio track that Radiohead have posted online and mix a brand new song out of it. 01:24:19.445 --> 01:24:19.966 Is that right? 01:24:20.146 --> 01:24:25.409 That is absolutely correct and last time Adam went first but I'm going to go first this time so you can hear it again. 01:24:26.390 --> 01:24:29.191 My version is Tom York singing in the shower. 01:24:29.211 --> 01:24:30.152 What's the track called again? 01:24:30.372 --> 01:24:30.752 Reckoner. 01:24:30.933 --> 01:24:31.373 There we go. 01:24:37.553 --> 01:24:59.430 Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh 01:25:05.623 --> 01:25:23.075 Tommy, you're nearly done, lovely. 01:25:23.095 --> 01:25:24.016 I really need a pay. 01:25:26.017 --> 01:25:28.239 Seriously, darling, I'm busted. 01:25:29.439 --> 01:25:31.301 I'm really desperate now. 01:25:32.959 --> 01:25:35.661 Darling, that's all lovely. 01:25:40.263 --> 01:25:45.606 Come on, Tommy! 01:25:45.767 --> 01:25:49.849 Erm... Baby, don't let me go in the garden again. 01:25:49.889 --> 01:25:50.069 Tom? 01:25:50.109 --> 01:25:50.349 Fine! 01:25:50.369 --> 01:25:57.393 Fine, you just stay and then Mr. Rockstar, I'm off to the Rockery. 01:25:57.413 --> 01:25:58.214 Goodbye! 01:25:58.234 --> 01:25:58.894 There you go. 01:25:59.254 --> 01:26:01.696 That's my... That's my remix. 01:26:02.375 --> 01:26:03.656 Why is she off to the rockery? 01:26:03.676 --> 01:26:05.458 Because that's where Rockstar's wives go. 01:26:05.478 --> 01:26:06.859 Yeah, I don't know why I said rockery. 01:26:06.879 --> 01:26:08.400 I was just thinking of garden. 01:26:08.440 --> 01:26:10.702 What part of the garden can I explain with one word? 01:26:10.722 --> 01:26:12.583 And I thought rockery. 01:26:12.603 --> 01:26:14.085 It's an image. 01:26:14.605 --> 01:26:16.126 Anyway, yeah. 01:26:17.067 --> 01:26:18.028 Man, that is great. 01:26:18.228 --> 01:26:18.648 Thank you. 01:26:19.449 --> 01:26:33.167 Okay now here's mine and this is my remix of Reckoner and it sort of speaks for itself but it's about the problems of clearing music by Radiohead if you're a TV professional and you want to stick it on your exciting cop drama. 01:26:33.287 --> 01:26:33.628 Here we go. 01:26:47.768 --> 01:27:06.956 There's two men sat in an editing suite Working on a serious TV show about cops on the beach Swearing in it And there's a scene where things get really heavy for a minute Shouting, crying, big decisions, people dying But it still needs one more element to beef up the meaning Or it might feel irrelevant 01:27:07.296 --> 01:27:10.779 So the editor says, we need a really nice bit of music, Les. 01:27:10.999 --> 01:27:15.383 And Les the director says, I know, I got a wicked album a week or two ago. 01:27:15.544 --> 01:27:17.625 You know, the one by Radiohead. 01:27:17.685 --> 01:27:20.988 If we put some on the end of the scene, he'll knock him dead, Fred. 01:27:21.049 --> 01:27:22.270 That's the editor's name. 01:27:22.470 --> 01:27:24.552 And Fred says, yeah, I was thinking the same. 01:27:24.712 --> 01:27:26.874 But what about the scientist by Coldplay? 01:27:27.054 --> 01:27:29.236 And Les says, no flipping away, Jose. 01:27:29.476 --> 01:27:31.398 Coldplay's flipping well yesterday. 01:27:31.518 --> 01:27:33.640 And it's totally wrong for the scene, anyway. 01:27:33.780 --> 01:27:40.686 Fred says, alright Les, you made yourself clear You don't want to use no Coldplay here How about a nice bit of Philip Glass? 01:27:40.946 --> 01:27:59.202 Come on Les, you flaming ass This isn't a science documentary You don't use glass on a TV drama I would have thought that was flipping elementary This bad drama karma Come on Les, I'm not a Coldplay snob I just think this track would do the job really well When the strings all swell 01:28:00.473 --> 01:28:10.661 Yeah, and the cops are looking out at all the bad stuff and they're thinking, oh, why does this have to happen every week? 01:28:13.744 --> 01:28:20.709 And I was thinking we could add a little scratching for a bit of street flavor. 01:28:22.771 --> 01:28:25.473 Yeah? 01:28:25.693 --> 01:28:26.594 Alright, maybe not. 01:28:29.107 --> 01:28:56.625 It's really very hard to clear Radiohead It's got the BBC and it's very expensive No, no, no, no, I don't know if you know But Tom's a big fan of the show so spread less shakes his head He said the bandit tape a few weeks ago Said they had it confused with a different show And if we want to use their music on any of the episodes Regardless of the content the answer is going to be definitely no But there's some good news Aha said yes, if you want we could use 01:29:04.560 --> 01:29:15.205 It's the only thing that we can clear. 01:29:15.805 --> 01:29:17.786 Why are you looking at me like that, Fred? 01:29:19.407 --> 01:29:21.408 I don't know why I went all pathetic at this point. 01:29:21.808 --> 01:29:22.108 I do. 01:29:22.549 --> 01:29:24.189 I think that's brilliant, Ad. 01:29:24.510 --> 01:29:26.971 Musically, I think that's one of your best pieces so far. 01:29:27.271 --> 01:29:29.272 Well, let's have a little bit of friction between you. 01:29:29.292 --> 01:29:31.073 I can't take the, um... Can't we instead of all this lovely, duffy stuff? 01:29:31.857 --> 01:29:37.118 The backslapping, come on, you know, we know what it's like, Joe, when you put your heart and soul into it. 01:29:37.158 --> 01:29:38.479 Yeah, you want to win. 01:29:38.499 --> 01:29:49.402 Yeah, I mean, I do want to win, and I did spend a lot of time on it, but you've got to admire the precision, the genius, the simplicity of the Jennings effort there. 01:29:49.422 --> 01:29:50.802 Absolutely. 01:29:50.822 --> 01:29:52.402 There's a purity to Jennings' approach. 01:29:53.043 --> 01:29:54.563 He's doing such a lot with so little. 01:29:55.288 --> 01:30:00.517 Are we going to, are we going to submit these to Dead Air Space Radiohead's website? 01:30:00.537 --> 01:30:02.000 Is that where we can put their remixes? 01:30:02.140 --> 01:30:03.923 We should put them wherever they're supposed to be. 01:30:03.943 --> 01:30:06.567 Yeah, let's see what the mighty heed think of them. 01:30:06.607 --> 01:30:06.768 Yeah. 01:30:07.773 --> 01:30:13.340 OK, so there's Song Wars and that will be resolved next week when Garth is away. 01:30:13.360 --> 01:30:15.202 Garth, will you be able to listen to the show next week? 01:30:15.883 --> 01:30:18.887 Yes, we'll try and get you on the blower, if that's possible. 01:30:19.047 --> 01:30:21.590 OK, now we're going to have a free play chosen by you Garth. 01:30:21.790 --> 01:30:25.395 Yeah, I'm going to say nothing more than this is Burn My Eye by Radio Birdman. 01:30:25.655 --> 01:30:26.936 Yeah, that's primitives. 01:30:26.996 --> 01:30:28.716 The primitives, do they have a V on them? 01:30:28.856 --> 01:30:29.677 Somebody tell me. 01:30:29.697 --> 01:30:30.197 Yeah, they do. 01:30:30.257 --> 01:30:31.337 I think that was the primitives. 01:30:31.377 --> 01:30:33.958 The primitives with Crash here on BBC 6 Music. 01:30:34.118 --> 01:30:41.961 It's nearly the end of our special three-way show with Joe here and Garth in London and Adam Buxton in Norwich. 01:30:41.981 --> 01:30:45.082 Do we feel it's gone off well, this whole way of doing things? 01:30:46.043 --> 01:30:47.083 Well, it's not ideal. 01:30:47.123 --> 01:30:52.705 I mean, I certainly don't like being in a little box and not being there in the studio. 01:30:52.725 --> 01:30:54.206 It's much more fun being in the studio. 01:30:55.598 --> 01:31:01.543 And there's no way, I mean, you're always going to get that thing of having to pause and not really knowing when everyone's going to speak and all that. 01:31:01.603 --> 01:31:03.785 So next week, it'll all be back to normal. 01:31:03.805 --> 01:31:07.968 Joe and I will be in the same room looking at each other's faces. 01:31:08.149 --> 01:31:09.670 But we won't have the Garthster. 01:31:10.050 --> 01:31:10.871 You don't need me. 01:31:11.011 --> 01:31:12.092 I'm going to miss Garth. 01:31:12.192 --> 01:31:13.393 I already miss Salty. 01:31:14.114 --> 01:31:16.576 Or Hamptus Salty, the salt man, the saltmeister. 01:31:17.356 --> 01:31:21.718 He's just a distant memory and soon Garth will be like a shadow in my mind. 01:31:22.178 --> 01:31:28.581 You know what we should do is at Christmas time, we should get Garth and Salty and have a little party in the studio with them. 01:31:28.601 --> 01:31:29.921 Oh yes, a Salty party. 01:31:30.621 --> 01:31:31.622 Salty party. 01:31:32.402 --> 01:31:33.242 A Jennings party. 01:31:33.262 --> 01:31:34.043 That'll be very good. 01:31:34.063 --> 01:31:35.123 That's Christmas to look forward to. 01:31:35.403 --> 01:31:44.107 I'm looking forward to the Halloween show already, the spooky programme with a scary text the nation with ghost stories and maybe we'll summon some kind of demon in the studio. 01:31:45.970 --> 01:31:48.194 We should do some spooky song wars as well. 01:31:48.274 --> 01:31:48.915 Scary song wars? 01:31:48.935 --> 01:31:49.998 That's a very good idea. 01:31:51.030 --> 01:31:52.751 Yeah, it's all happening here. 01:31:53.151 --> 01:31:58.113 Listen, thank you very much to everybody who's texted and emailed during the show. 01:31:58.173 --> 01:31:59.033 Thank you for your support. 01:31:59.073 --> 01:32:04.335 Don't forget you'll be able to get a podcasted version of this show from about six o'clock tomorrow evening. 01:32:04.355 --> 01:32:09.497 We're in negotiations as to whether we can actually put the Song Wars songs into the podcast. 01:32:09.517 --> 01:32:16.440 They probably won't be there tomorrow, but we're going to work and see if we can get permission from the powers that be to use those Radiohead noises. 01:32:16.880 --> 01:32:19.824 Yeah, we're making calls, we're pushing buttons. 01:32:20.044 --> 01:32:21.205 Fingers crossed that that might happen. 01:32:21.225 --> 01:32:25.911 You can also listen to the whole show on Listen Again via the BBC 6 music website. 01:32:25.951 --> 01:32:28.574 But now we're going to play out with a special song for you, Adam. 01:32:28.614 --> 01:32:29.775 Can you guess what this might be? 01:32:29.815 --> 01:32:32.439 It's a special record that you've been talking about. 01:32:32.499 --> 01:32:33.520 Can you hear it at all? 01:32:37.009 --> 01:32:38.530 Adam, hello. 01:32:38.711 --> 01:32:39.131 I'm listening. 01:32:39.271 --> 01:32:40.212 Oh yes, fantastic. 01:32:40.252 --> 01:32:41.353 It's iPhone 65. 01:32:41.673 --> 01:32:42.854 What's fantastic about it? 01:32:43.474 --> 01:32:44.095 Oh, everything. 01:32:44.115 --> 01:32:44.715 Hooray! 01:32:45.496 --> 01:32:46.257 We'll see you next week. 01:32:46.297 --> 01:32:47.358 Thanks for listening everybody. 01:32:47.758 --> 01:32:48.098 Bye! 01:32:48.118 --> 01:32:48.839 Cheerio, bye! 01:32:48.899 --> 01:32:48.979 Bye!