WEBVTT 00:00.129 --> 00:01.771 Well, what is your problem? 00:02.011 --> 00:04.773 My problem is that I've had an hour and a half sleep. 00:05.034 --> 00:05.394 Yeah. 00:05.494 --> 00:08.057 And I've got to do a three hour radio show. 00:08.277 --> 00:09.038 Yeah, what were you doing? 00:09.578 --> 00:10.919 I was just excited. 00:11.240 --> 00:12.981 Really overexcited about doing the show. 00:13.402 --> 00:13.682 Yeah. 00:13.842 --> 00:15.323 So excited that you couldn't sleep. 00:15.363 --> 00:15.624 Yeah. 00:15.744 --> 00:16.565 That's amazing. 00:17.025 --> 00:17.766 What's your problem? 00:18.426 --> 00:24.911 My problem is Keira Knightley's face and it's like a kind of annual problem now, isn't it? 00:25.331 --> 00:28.213 That comes around every few months when she has a new film out. 00:28.253 --> 00:36.518 Sometimes it's even more often than a year and then every single magazine in the world that you see in every newspaper has her face on it. 00:36.558 --> 00:47.786 And it's nice, obviously it's a lovely beautiful face, but it's just a face that she pulls, that face, as if she's, you know, got some kind of lozenge. 00:48.627 --> 00:49.147 Yeah. 00:49.608 --> 00:49.908 Yeah. 00:50.128 --> 00:51.650 That she's sticking out there. 00:51.710 --> 00:52.931 Yeah, I like it. 00:53.031 --> 00:53.311 Do you? 00:53.552 --> 00:53.832 Yeah. 00:54.032 --> 00:55.454 Do you actually snog the mags? 00:56.054 --> 00:56.655 No, I don't. 00:57.035 --> 00:58.016 It's a good idea, though. 00:58.036 --> 00:58.817 I bet you do. 00:58.837 --> 00:59.257 I don't. 00:59.297 --> 01:01.880 Because that's basically what she's asking you to do. 01:01.940 --> 01:03.902 She's saying, why don't you give this magazine a snog? 01:03.922 --> 01:08.927 But you know what the thing is that some women have a practiced way to pose for a camera. 01:08.987 --> 01:09.288 Yes. 01:09.528 --> 01:11.129 They're given a particular face. 01:11.770 --> 01:12.250 Yeah. 01:12.291 --> 01:17.154 Like, didn't the wonderful Princess Dai have a thing where she looked down and then looked up? 01:17.475 --> 01:17.775 Right. 01:18.736 --> 01:20.717 And you see that with certain famous women. 01:20.757 --> 01:22.999 They always hold the same pose in photos. 01:23.099 --> 01:25.381 A studied look, something they know is going to work. 01:26.141 --> 01:28.043 I mean, you'd think they'd have more than one, though. 01:28.203 --> 01:33.027 Especially if you're knightly and you're going to be on almost every single mag in the area. 01:33.427 --> 01:34.468 You know what I mean? 01:34.488 --> 01:35.829 We should get her in to chat about it. 01:36.429 --> 01:43.356 I'm sure she listens to the show and she almost certainly would like to come in and talk about all that So next week, maybe next week. 01:43.816 --> 01:44.517 That's a good idea. 01:44.717 --> 01:47.660 So we've got song wars this week listeners We should say who we are. 01:47.680 --> 01:49.381 Oh, yeah, we should say who we are. 01:49.462 --> 01:55.627 We're Chris Moyles and It's Evans and Chris Evans two biggest Chris's on the radio together at once. 01:55.687 --> 01:56.908 We're called Chris Chris and 01:57.649 --> 01:59.370 And this is the show. 01:59.410 --> 02:01.071 No, it's Adam Buxton here. 02:01.371 --> 02:05.353 My name's Joe Cornish, and this is 6 Music from the BBC. 02:05.393 --> 02:07.134 We're here until 11 o'clock today. 02:07.154 --> 02:12.677 12 o'clock today, and we've got lots of good music for you. 02:12.837 --> 02:17.860 We've got Song Wars, which this week is about... Oh, it's Grazia, isn't it? 02:18.300 --> 02:21.462 Yeah, let's have another record, then let's explain what Song Wars is about. 02:21.522 --> 02:21.882 Why not? 02:22.222 --> 02:24.203 Well, it's not that difficult to explain what it's about. 02:24.303 --> 02:25.224 It is when I do it. 02:25.404 --> 02:26.245 Right, okay, okay. 02:26.545 --> 02:31.088 So we've got a bit of classic new wave, nuggetry for you now, listeners. 02:31.108 --> 02:33.369 This is XTC with Making Plans for Nigel. 02:33.950 --> 02:36.591 XTC with Making Plans for Nigel. 02:36.611 --> 02:40.574 This is Adam and Joe here on BBC 6 Music tonight, nice Saturday morning. 02:40.974 --> 02:48.419 I was going to infuse a little bit more about the quality of the morning, but I've just noticed that it's a little hazy and the haze is turning to overcast-osity. 02:48.960 --> 02:50.881 So I'm not so excited about it now. 02:51.241 --> 02:51.461 No. 02:52.222 --> 03:01.867 We were telling the listeners that we were going to explain what Song Wars was this week, and we're going to be playing those songs in maybe 20 minutes, 25 minutes, the first playing of the new Song Wars songs. 03:02.267 --> 03:06.650 If you're a new listener to the show, Song Wars is when we battle out stupid self-composed 03:07.230 --> 03:11.533 songs that we've done during the week and you vote for the one you like best via the texts. 03:11.913 --> 03:24.723 But the theme this week was to take a piece of text from Grazia magazine, which is one of the many magazines for sort of slightly slow women available. 03:24.883 --> 03:26.284 That's not true, man, is it? 03:26.784 --> 03:29.126 Grazia is the choice of the sharper woman, I would say. 03:29.146 --> 03:29.626 What'd you say? 03:29.726 --> 03:30.647 In its favor, yeah. 03:31.027 --> 03:37.371 I mean, if you have to read a magazine that rots your lady brain, then Grazia is at the upper end of the scale. 03:37.391 --> 03:38.092 That's what I was guessing at. 03:38.292 --> 03:38.472 Right. 03:38.492 --> 03:39.413 We're agreeing, really. 03:39.593 --> 03:41.174 Well, we are, but I wouldn't say. 03:41.274 --> 03:43.836 There's certainly scummier titles out there than that. 03:44.096 --> 03:44.876 Oh, no, absolutely. 03:44.896 --> 03:46.117 It's a sophisticated title. 03:46.137 --> 03:47.118 You can tell by the font. 03:47.438 --> 03:48.519 Absolutely, yes. 03:48.599 --> 03:49.880 And the quality of the paper. 03:49.940 --> 03:51.741 The quality of the paper's extraordinary. 03:51.781 --> 03:52.742 It's printed on silk. 03:53.042 --> 03:53.662 It really is. 03:53.822 --> 03:57.265 You know, you'd be able to legitimately eat your food off it. 03:57.825 --> 04:00.387 If you were a hobo, which in a way you are, 04:01.188 --> 04:03.333 And you wanted to sleep on the street in luxury. 04:03.413 --> 04:03.854 That's right. 04:04.095 --> 04:06.240 Uh, Grazie would be the equivalent of silk sheets. 04:06.340 --> 04:09.067 I thought you said you would be just able to eat the paper. 04:10.016 --> 04:15.342 You could probably do that you could make you could because what you could do is you could drool on it It's soaked in skin cream. 04:15.542 --> 04:18.365 Yeah, you rub it against your face and that makes you younger. 04:18.485 --> 04:19.446 That's true, isn't it? 04:19.666 --> 04:22.048 But you could you don't you think you could chew up the pages? 04:22.529 --> 04:33.600 You could spit them out and then you could make a like a little cake or a patty You could pop that under the grill if you wanted for a toasty patty or a patty and you could pop it between two buns well until 04:33.800 --> 04:34.060 about now. 04:34.080 --> 04:38.622 Two man's buns and you could have a delicious kind of hamburger. 04:39.042 --> 04:50.626 So many uses for it but we shouldn't give the magazine undue prominence because at the big British castle we can't, you know, do anything commercial or be seen to be promoting the magazine Grazia. 04:50.806 --> 04:50.986 No. 04:51.167 --> 04:54.168 So we're going to constantly remind you that there are other lady mags. 04:55.508 --> 04:55.968 Available. 04:56.208 --> 05:00.190 Tittles, spritzer, nips, wifter, and... Totties. 05:00.390 --> 05:01.031 And balloons. 05:01.331 --> 05:02.271 Yeah. 05:02.291 --> 05:03.832 And the other competitors in the market. 05:04.012 --> 05:04.372 Exactly. 05:04.392 --> 05:06.593 But sorry, we went off on a bit of a tangent there. 05:06.613 --> 05:09.614 The idea was to set a piece of text from Grazia to music. 05:10.315 --> 05:12.075 And so that's what I've certainly done. 05:12.355 --> 05:13.136 Is that what you've done? 05:13.196 --> 05:16.757 Yeah, we did discuss the fact that we would have to stick verbatim. 05:16.977 --> 05:18.298 You can't edit the text. 05:18.798 --> 05:19.038 Right. 05:19.098 --> 05:20.219 Have you been editing text? 05:20.519 --> 05:20.719 No. 05:20.939 --> 05:21.699 Yes, you have. 05:21.719 --> 05:22.100 I haven't. 05:23.280 --> 05:25.162 And you have to stick to the text. 05:25.202 --> 05:26.223 You can't embellish. 05:27.544 --> 05:30.007 So you've just got to use what's actually there, right? 05:30.027 --> 05:31.628 You can't just invent stuff. 05:31.948 --> 05:32.189 Right. 05:32.349 --> 05:33.230 I didn't invent anything. 05:33.350 --> 05:41.317 The other problem with Grazia, of course, and other lady mags is the collision of very serious topics with very frivolous topics. 05:41.517 --> 05:45.621 So you have to be careful which one you go for, obviously. 05:45.822 --> 05:46.042 Yeah. 05:46.322 --> 05:47.203 So I wasn't. 05:48.622 --> 05:49.883 You weren't, you failed to be careful. 05:49.963 --> 05:50.983 I failed to be careful. 05:51.023 --> 05:52.424 I went for one of the more serious things. 05:52.624 --> 05:55.925 Because there's some really quite upsetting stuff that you get in those moments. 05:55.945 --> 06:01.367 Well that's true, and any lack of taste in this morning's song wars songs is not our fault. 06:01.727 --> 06:01.847 No. 06:01.867 --> 06:05.609 The complaint should be addressed to the editor of Grazia magazine. 06:05.749 --> 06:06.249 That's right. 06:06.269 --> 06:08.230 We're merely performing a musical service. 06:09.150 --> 06:17.636 Yeah, so listen we're gonna play you those songs I would say before the news In this next half hour so within the next 15 that way they can be in the news. 06:18.116 --> 06:21.219 That's right Yeah, now it's time for a free choice of mine. 06:21.279 --> 06:25.141 This is from the fall and I was thinking of doing like 06:26.682 --> 06:34.588 an actual fall-type version of a Grazia article, because that's one thing that he does, actually, Marky Smithy sometimes... Spoken word, kind of poetry sort of thing. 06:34.608 --> 06:39.872 Yeah, I thought that would get me out of a hole if I was, you know, in a tight Grazia lady corner. 06:40.312 --> 06:41.993 But in the end, I didn't go for it. 06:42.353 --> 06:44.755 Anyway, here's a nice bit of The Fall. 06:44.895 --> 06:50.840 This is one of their less common mellow numbers from an album called Fall Heads Roll, which came out a couple of years ago. 06:51.200 --> 06:55.283 And this is inspired by Hunter S. Thompson. 06:55.904 --> 07:04.678 and the idea of Hunter S Thompson out in his log cabin shooting at the stars while drunk on a frosty night in Aspen. 07:04.858 --> 07:05.479 This is The Fall. 07:11.164 --> 07:12.824 He's got a better voice than I expected. 07:12.844 --> 07:13.725 The Grim Reaper. 07:14.125 --> 07:16.085 You'd expect him to be a bit croaky, wouldn't you? 07:16.105 --> 07:17.586 Yeah, because of all the fags he smokes. 07:18.006 --> 07:19.426 Exactly, plus he's Death. 07:19.446 --> 07:20.246 You know what I mean? 07:20.266 --> 07:22.667 You'd expect him to have a little rattle in his voice there. 07:22.807 --> 07:24.627 Hello, I'm Death. 07:24.887 --> 07:25.527 Something like that. 07:25.547 --> 07:26.868 Yeah, that's too obvious for Death. 07:27.148 --> 07:29.068 But actually, it talks like this. 07:29.108 --> 07:30.128 He's a cheerful fellow. 07:30.749 --> 07:33.169 That was his track White Lies, so that's nice. 07:33.209 --> 07:35.490 You wouldn't think Death really needs the money as well. 07:35.510 --> 07:36.190 That's the other thing. 07:36.841 --> 07:38.983 Why does Death need to have a pop career? 07:39.323 --> 07:40.284 Isn't he busy reaping? 07:40.324 --> 07:42.126 He's got a huge amount of reaping to do. 07:42.606 --> 07:46.570 He controls the entire rock industry, of course. 07:46.870 --> 07:47.231 Death? 07:47.351 --> 07:48.071 That's right. 07:48.452 --> 07:49.152 Death Records? 07:49.553 --> 07:49.833 Yep. 07:50.093 --> 07:51.094 Phantom of the Paradise? 07:51.935 --> 07:52.435 Exactly. 07:52.796 --> 07:54.057 You know what I'm talking about? 07:54.608 --> 07:54.808 No. 07:55.388 --> 07:59.249 And he's also in charge of, you know, all the dead rock stars as well. 07:59.349 --> 07:59.790 Exactly. 07:59.830 --> 08:01.070 He's got them all on his roster. 08:01.310 --> 08:03.591 He's interested in the same things that rock musicians are. 08:03.651 --> 08:06.311 Sex, violence, drugs, depravity. 08:06.331 --> 08:08.652 Headingism, depravity, very loud noise. 08:08.692 --> 08:08.952 Yeah. 08:09.332 --> 08:10.212 Crowds, heat. 08:10.653 --> 08:11.513 He's probably got... 08:12.313 --> 08:16.236 Uh, messy floors, aggressive bouncers, bad decorations, overpriced tickets. 08:16.516 --> 08:17.057 That's right. 08:17.557 --> 08:28.405 And he's got Cobain writing for him, he's got all the great musicians in his locker there giving him tips, sticky floors, and then he comes out and he just lays white lies on you like that. 08:29.005 --> 08:30.906 Well that's out on the 22nd of September. 08:32.047 --> 08:36.749 And it's a taster from Death's debut album due in January of next year. 08:36.769 --> 08:38.170 It's exciting stuff. 08:38.190 --> 08:41.151 This is Adam and Jo on BBC Six Six Music. 08:41.432 --> 08:44.153 Six Six Music, that's the new way we've been told to say it. 08:44.373 --> 08:46.074 By Death, yeah. 08:46.194 --> 08:48.415 So Adam Buxton, you've been away. 08:48.795 --> 09:05.280 this week yeah i went to amazing los angeles i don't know if you've ever been there amazing car it's extraordinary it's the brave new world i was invited out there by uh the rapper will smith right i stayed with him and jader pinkett smith in there i've never been there what's it like 09:05.720 --> 09:22.540 Well it's amazing, it's built, it's made from gold his house and it hovers 28 feet above the ground and it can go higher than that if he wants it to go, you know, if he's got any problems, if people are putting ladders up there or anything, he can make it hover higher over the smog as well, 29 feet. 09:23.941 --> 09:41.373 29 you can go I can hover up to 50 feet really the house Which is amazing considering it's made of solid gold so anyway I was staying there, and I went to see a couple of radiohead shows they were playing out there at the Hollywood Bowl and That's like one of the world's greatest venues have you ever been there. 09:41.894 --> 09:46.797 I don't think I have ah it's extraordinary I've never been there before I've only ever seen it and there was a famous 09:48.098 --> 09:51.541 Bugs Bunny episode, I think, where he ruins a concert at the Hollywood Bowl. 09:51.882 --> 09:54.084 And, of course, I've seen Monty Python at the Hollywood Bowl. 09:54.864 --> 09:56.686 And what are the Hollywood Bowl? 09:56.786 --> 09:58.608 But there's loads of Hollywood Bowl-based greatness. 09:58.908 --> 10:00.810 And it is like an actual bowl. 10:00.870 --> 10:08.617 It's called a bowl because it's like a kind of bowl carved out of the valley there, on the west side of LA up there. 10:08.657 --> 10:09.318 Yeah, I think so. 10:09.978 --> 10:12.441 And it's really... No, it's on the east, isn't it? 10:13.782 --> 10:32.519 But it's it's beautiful and amazing anyway so I had a good time and I sort of wondered around cuz I don't really I do drive but I'm not a big fan of driving I would rather find an alternative if there's always you know if there's any possibility to do so but it's not a big cycling town there are people that cycle around LA but mainly it's made for getting around in cars. 10:33.200 --> 10:35.462 So I didn't hire a car, I was only there for a few days. 10:36.183 --> 10:37.324 And so I walked. 10:37.584 --> 10:42.889 And the only people that walk in LA are nutcases and sort of tramps, really. 10:43.209 --> 10:43.810 And tourists. 10:43.890 --> 10:44.751 British tourists. 10:45.472 --> 10:46.412 Not too many. 10:46.472 --> 10:47.934 I mean, that wasn't a question. 10:48.274 --> 10:49.395 Yeah, that was a statement. 10:49.415 --> 10:50.175 No, no, they don't. 10:50.235 --> 10:52.636 I didn't see a single British... Oh, really? 10:52.656 --> 10:56.858 Yeah, people in sort of silky shorts. 10:57.319 --> 11:00.920 Maybe around the Hollywood area, but not so much anywhere else. 11:00.960 --> 11:05.102 I mean, some British tourists take the bus, which is a very weird thing to do in LA. 11:05.202 --> 11:12.026 Only kind of workers and, again, homeless people and sort of loonies take the bus, really. 11:12.626 --> 11:13.667 in LA and me. 11:14.947 --> 11:23.692 So I was walking around and I collected a few little things on my camera phone there to tell you about and chat to you about. 11:24.032 --> 11:28.234 I've got an amazing list of famous people, which I'll tell you about throughout the show that I saw. 11:28.634 --> 11:30.535 I didn't actually talk to any of them, but I saw them all. 11:30.856 --> 11:31.396 That's good. 11:31.736 --> 11:34.618 And I was only there for like three days. 11:34.698 --> 11:35.998 How many people have I got on my list? 11:37.379 --> 11:37.659 About 20. 11:39.440 --> 11:40.280 That's quite good, isn't it? 11:40.300 --> 11:40.981 That's very good. 11:41.061 --> 11:44.062 Twenty quite properly famous people for four days. 11:44.102 --> 11:45.443 That's what Los Angeles is like. 11:45.463 --> 11:46.744 I don't know if you've ever been. 11:46.824 --> 11:47.404 It's amazing. 11:47.424 --> 11:47.784 I haven't. 11:47.804 --> 11:48.985 Yeah, it's extraordinary. 11:49.585 --> 11:55.228 And I went to see an exciting movie out there, Tropic Thunder, which I'll tell you about in a little bit. 11:55.268 --> 11:58.430 I'll tell you about all the amazing famous people I saw. 11:58.450 --> 12:01.151 I'll tell you about my time on the airplane. 12:01.671 --> 12:02.952 Have you ever been on an airplane? 12:03.152 --> 12:03.392 No. 12:04.573 --> 12:05.173 They're amazing. 12:05.193 --> 12:06.374 They're like buses. 12:06.574 --> 12:07.994 Again, we were talking about buses before. 12:08.034 --> 12:08.615 What's a bus? 12:09.335 --> 12:12.857 A bus is like a huge sandwich with wheels. 12:13.378 --> 12:13.858 Who are you? 12:15.199 --> 12:15.819 I'm a genius. 12:15.940 --> 12:17.701 I'm Will Smith's personal assistant. 12:18.241 --> 12:18.501 Right. 12:19.022 --> 12:26.467 Anyway, so I had a really good time out there, and this is by way of kind of teasing some of my amazing anecdotes out there. 12:26.647 --> 12:27.908 Yeah, I went to see Tropic Thunder. 12:28.228 --> 12:29.168 You heard of Tropic Thunder? 12:29.188 --> 12:29.429 Yes. 12:29.789 --> 12:30.369 That's coming out. 12:30.409 --> 12:33.251 That's coming out like in about two or three weeks out here, I think, is it? 12:33.431 --> 12:33.671 Yeah. 12:34.212 --> 12:34.412 Yeah. 12:34.612 --> 12:34.912 Seen it. 12:36.333 --> 12:36.994 Seen it already. 12:37.754 --> 12:38.995 Yeah, I can tell you all about it. 12:39.035 --> 12:39.896 Ask me a question about it. 12:40.897 --> 12:42.058 Oh, is it good? 12:43.179 --> 12:43.579 It's all right. 12:44.520 --> 12:45.040 Ask me another one. 12:45.340 --> 12:45.681 Wow. 12:46.221 --> 12:46.902 How long is it? 12:47.282 --> 12:50.405 It's around about around 40 minutes. 12:51.185 --> 12:51.986 Go on, ask me something else. 12:52.566 --> 12:58.031 I can't because it's time for the news read by... This is a new news reader, isn't it? 12:58.271 --> 12:59.212 This is exciting. 12:59.232 --> 13:03.435 We're going to hear the news in a completely new way read by Anthony Burchly. 13:03.896 --> 13:04.216 Yes. 13:05.417 --> 13:06.318 What's it called? 13:07.259 --> 13:08.480 The Cardigans, that's called. 13:08.680 --> 13:11.022 And my favourite game is the name of the track. 13:11.082 --> 13:11.383 Yeah, from 1998. 13:11.423 --> 13:13.104 This is Adam and Jo on BBC Six Music. 13:13.124 --> 13:13.885 Good morning, listeners. 13:14.566 --> 13:16.107 You join us at an exciting time. 13:16.147 --> 13:17.509 We haven't done it for a few weeks. 13:19.110 --> 13:20.472 But we are going to do it now. 13:20.912 --> 13:21.833 It's time for Song Wars. 13:23.415 --> 13:25.337 It's time for Song Wars. 13:25.877 --> 13:27.299 The War of the Songs. 13:40.497 --> 13:54.956 So if you are clever and even if more likely if you're a bit stupid you might have a copy of Grazia and you might even have the one that we used to get our lyrics from for this week's song was just to remind you 13:55.736 --> 14:01.178 We agreed that we would use a piece of copy from the ladies' magazine Grazia. 14:01.758 --> 14:03.619 We chose the Peaches' Geldof issues. 14:03.679 --> 14:04.799 It's a sort of pink-themed one. 14:04.819 --> 14:08.300 This week's is green and features Jennifer Aniston. 14:08.780 --> 14:11.701 Last week's, however, is pink and features the Peaches. 14:12.001 --> 14:14.002 And also Jennifer Aniston as well. 14:14.662 --> 14:15.763 Last week she was reeling. 14:15.783 --> 14:16.563 She's got two tough times. 14:16.583 --> 14:18.764 Because she'd been dumped again by me. 14:20.064 --> 14:20.404 Really? 14:20.464 --> 14:21.445 I dumped her again. 14:21.505 --> 14:29.749 She's reaching the big four-oh, she hasn't had any kids, and you know if you're a woman and that happens, you are likely to get ripped apart by other furious women. 14:30.369 --> 14:31.189 Yes, exactly. 14:31.669 --> 14:32.070 And men. 14:32.530 --> 14:34.571 Most of them are journalists. 14:35.231 --> 14:39.812 And we said that we could have used absolutely any bit of copy within the magazine. 14:40.052 --> 14:41.832 It could have been the adverts, even if you wanted. 14:43.093 --> 14:52.755 And as I said before, the thing about a lot of these magazines, not just Grazia but all ladies' mags, is the juxtaposition of very serious subject matter, i.e. 14:53.215 --> 15:03.337 pieces about women who've had tragic things happen to them in one way or another, with very frivolous stuff about fashion and gossipy star stuff, you know, that kind of thing. 15:03.397 --> 15:04.677 Sometimes they come together in a 15:05.157 --> 15:06.438 especially amazing way. 15:07.599 --> 15:10.201 But this week, so what did you go for in the end? 15:10.301 --> 15:10.861 Can I ask you? 15:10.881 --> 15:12.903 Well, yeah, I went for the contents page. 15:13.463 --> 15:14.524 The contents page? 15:14.584 --> 15:16.426 Yeah, I went for the contents page. 15:16.546 --> 15:17.967 Good idea, right at the top there. 15:18.147 --> 15:21.730 Yeah, so mine is an overview of the contents of Grazia. 15:23.091 --> 15:28.295 Which me, I mean, we usually flick a coin for this, but there's something telling me that that should really happen first. 15:28.355 --> 15:30.497 Should it use, because the contents page is the first thing. 15:30.837 --> 15:31.157 Okay. 15:31.177 --> 15:35.581 I mean, what if the content, will it make sense for the contents page to come after a feature article? 15:35.901 --> 15:36.301 Well, no. 15:36.361 --> 15:38.083 I mean, if you're happy to go first, let's do that. 15:38.243 --> 15:39.324 I'm happy to go first. 15:39.464 --> 15:47.611 I think I establish a kind of general broad, you know, feel for the whole magazine, and then you can focus things in more with a laser-like precision later. 15:48.531 --> 16:03.244 So this is my song Joe's song it's called this week in Grazia It's based on the contents page if you've got a copy you can sing along a song wars by having a look at the the contents page there and Imagine you are a lady 16:04.485 --> 16:09.768 Uh, even if you're, even if you are a lady, imagine that you're even more of a lady than you already are. 16:10.508 --> 16:17.371 And you're in, say, a dentist's waiting room, uh, and you pick up a copy of, uh, you decide to pick up a copy of Grazia. 16:17.751 --> 16:20.252 And this is what might, might happen in your head. 16:20.272 --> 16:21.493 Hmm. 16:22.173 --> 16:24.254 Let's see what's in this week's Grazia. 16:24.954 --> 16:26.615 This week in Grazia. 16:27.115 --> 16:28.376 Fashion charts. 16:28.996 --> 16:32.198 It's peaches, what do you expect by James Brown? 16:35.300 --> 16:40.247 the great A-list baby-weight race, and the return of leather trousers. 16:40.287 --> 16:41.508 Leather trousers, yes. 16:41.548 --> 16:44.332 How could they jump in next to my drowned daughters? 16:44.352 --> 16:45.573 That's shocking. 16:46.074 --> 16:47.295 Style hunter. 16:47.496 --> 16:48.497 That's terrific. 16:48.918 --> 16:50.580 Fiona McIntosh. 16:50.700 --> 16:51.481 On the issues. 17:00.998 --> 17:04.342 And Hathaway says I'm just trying to live my life. 17:04.382 --> 17:05.023 Me too. 17:05.043 --> 17:05.944 I fell in love. 17:06.605 --> 17:09.748 Four months later I discovered I was dying. 17:10.168 --> 17:13.652 God, that's really worrying. 17:13.732 --> 17:14.693 They're here. 17:14.733 --> 17:16.175 It's the back half list. 17:16.675 --> 17:20.900 Laura Craker fashion spot on who is wearing what this week and why. 17:20.920 --> 17:22.862 Who is wearing what this week and why. 17:38.141 --> 17:38.821 Wow. 17:39.182 --> 17:45.765 So that's song number one. 17:45.785 --> 17:47.046 That's This Week in Grazia. 18:02.679 --> 18:03.580 That was good, man. 18:03.961 --> 18:08.346 You've got like a really nice little synth package there in your Garageband locker, haven't you? 18:08.786 --> 18:09.107 Yeah. 18:09.287 --> 18:09.768 Very nice. 18:09.788 --> 18:10.569 I think that's standard. 18:10.589 --> 18:11.950 I don't think that's a jam-packed thing. 18:12.070 --> 18:12.311 Really? 18:12.331 --> 18:13.252 I think so. 18:13.272 --> 18:14.974 I've got to investigate. 18:15.134 --> 18:15.875 Nice noises. 18:15.995 --> 18:16.836 Very nice noises. 18:17.337 --> 18:21.241 Well, I went a different route in every conceivable way. 18:22.743 --> 18:29.186 I had a bit of a Latin tune because I thought, you know, is gracia a real word from a language? 18:29.346 --> 18:30.747 Yes, doesn't it mean thank you? 18:30.987 --> 18:35.409 Well, it does, but is that actually the word in Italian, I suppose it would be? 18:35.509 --> 18:36.049 I think so. 18:36.249 --> 18:36.449 Right. 18:36.889 --> 18:39.170 A lot of these magazines originate in Europe, don't they? 18:39.731 --> 18:41.551 Hello that started the whole thing off wasola. 18:43.032 --> 18:43.912 Spanish Spanish. 18:43.952 --> 18:46.593 Yeah, of course, but Grazie, isn't it Grazie? 18:46.633 --> 18:48.954 They say or do they say Grazie in Italy? 18:49.014 --> 18:52.776 Anyway, there you go It's a sort of word, but I went for an actual Latin type. 18:52.816 --> 18:56.878 That's a good idea Because Latin things are sexy there. 18:56.918 --> 19:01.339 They're very now Strictly come dancing women love that I'm glad they're now. 19:01.460 --> 19:01.780 Yeah. 19:01.900 --> 19:07.462 No women love Latin things They like to you know, do their maracas and all that sort of business 19:07.882 --> 19:19.393 And you covered there in your content page the fact that there are, as we said, some very sad articles in amongst the jolly stuff about leather trousers and stuff. 19:20.274 --> 19:24.098 And one of the... How could they sunbathe next to my drowned daughters? 19:24.598 --> 19:25.840 That is one of the sad ones. 19:25.900 --> 19:28.142 Plus there's the woman who only has months to live in there. 19:28.902 --> 19:36.566 And there's a regular column that they have in there as well by a lady who lost her husband who didn't lose him like on the tube. 19:36.626 --> 19:38.627 He died a few years ago. 19:38.667 --> 19:44.369 She writes a column now about life after the death of her husband and all the things she's getting up to. 19:44.449 --> 19:48.211 And the fact that she's becoming a less shallow person, she says, I read it quite regularly. 19:48.251 --> 19:50.212 I started reading it about three weeks ago. 19:50.512 --> 19:52.193 Your wife buys Grazie, doesn't she? 19:52.233 --> 19:53.193 Yeah, she loves it. 19:53.233 --> 19:54.314 Loves a slice of Grazie. 19:55.274 --> 20:01.340 So I read that, and I was inspired to do a song about it, and I was worried about the taste issue. 20:01.821 --> 20:08.167 But then I thought, well, if she's happy writing a column about it, then I'm happy doing a song about the column, you know? 20:08.568 --> 20:17.237 So this is my song, which is about this week's column, which is by Samantha Warwick, and it's called After Him, that's her regular column. 20:17.937 --> 20:27.484 And she is talking about the fact that she's met someone new, so there's a lot of difficult issues after you're getting over losing someone. 20:27.524 --> 20:28.505 And is this a good idea? 20:28.525 --> 20:29.766 Do you think you've made a good choice? 20:29.986 --> 20:30.706 Well, I don't know. 20:31.307 --> 20:32.387 That's a good question. 20:32.408 --> 20:32.988 Right. 20:33.068 --> 20:35.209 And this is set to a Latin rhythm. 20:35.390 --> 20:35.650 Yeah. 20:36.912 --> 20:37.352 Yeah. 20:37.913 --> 20:38.573 Wow. 20:38.593 --> 20:39.474 This is going to be interesting. 20:39.534 --> 20:40.915 Now that I'm saying the words. 20:41.515 --> 20:43.597 Yeah, and these are real people. 20:44.257 --> 20:44.597 Yeah. 20:45.218 --> 20:47.960 But I mean, the whole magazine's full of real people, so what do you do about that? 20:47.980 --> 20:48.080 It is. 20:48.100 --> 20:48.480 It's very real. 20:48.740 --> 20:50.681 And we did say that we were going to do songs about it. 20:50.822 --> 20:51.502 Yeah, no, it's good. 20:51.582 --> 20:52.863 I don't think we should pre-judge it. 20:52.883 --> 20:53.583 I think we should play it. 20:53.603 --> 20:54.144 What's it called? 20:54.564 --> 20:57.066 It's called Too Beautiful for a Cranky Old Bag Like Me. 20:57.086 --> 20:59.027 Let's hear it. 20:59.327 --> 21:02.149 It's one of the bits from the article. 21:02.390 --> 21:05.251 And so this is about the fact that she's met someone new. 21:05.291 --> 21:05.672 Here it is. 21:06.553 --> 21:11.520 Nearly three years after Sam lost her husband in a climbing accident, she's falling in love again. 21:11.540 --> 21:14.103 But can she dare to let go of the past? 21:14.524 --> 21:22.795 We'd start to see each other nearly every day, but never talked of the future or uttered the L word. 21:23.856 --> 21:25.157 That would have been crazy. 21:25.177 --> 21:27.257 In fact, she was right. 21:27.718 --> 21:29.919 Rob-O was only 27. 21:30.259 --> 21:32.360 I had more baggage than Terminal 5. 21:32.440 --> 21:33.760 Better to let it go now. 21:34.240 --> 21:36.581 So I ignored Rob-O's texts when they came. 21:36.601 --> 21:38.962 It was cold to him on the phone. 21:39.022 --> 21:41.043 Better to hurt now than later. 21:59.099 --> 22:02.620 Eventually, after a week of the cold shoulder, he came looking for me. 22:02.700 --> 22:03.761 What's going on? 22:03.981 --> 22:06.262 He asked, his pale blue eyes looking hurt. 22:06.622 --> 22:07.822 It all spilled out. 22:07.902 --> 22:08.523 Rob's death. 22:08.903 --> 22:10.063 The age difference. 22:10.103 --> 22:12.504 My fear for the future, if we had a future. 22:12.604 --> 22:13.985 I like you a bit too much. 22:14.165 --> 22:15.705 I said, I'm scared. 22:15.925 --> 22:18.206 Do you think I'm going to let you go? 22:18.226 --> 22:19.767 I'm out of here a block. 22:25.913 --> 22:51.846 That wolf out of the fairytale I'd once lived And tried to give this crazy thing a proper go I was too old to damage He was so full of life, always excited Always wanting to do so much, see so many things He was too beautiful for a cranky old bag like me 22:55.639 --> 22:59.200 I think they should dance to that on the final of Strictly Come Dancing. 22:59.380 --> 23:00.040 Yeah, you reckon? 23:00.320 --> 23:00.621 Yes. 23:01.021 --> 23:02.021 It's a sexy song, isn't it? 23:02.221 --> 23:07.442 And I would like to stress, obviously, that my intention is not to make light of the bereavement. 23:07.482 --> 23:08.603 We were in a tough corner. 23:08.663 --> 23:08.983 Yeah. 23:09.363 --> 23:13.444 So much as the fact that it exists within the magazine Grazia, you know? 23:13.684 --> 23:13.964 Yes. 23:14.084 --> 23:19.366 And we should also remind you that many other equally good ladies' magazines are available. 23:20.266 --> 23:23.069 And, you know, yeah. 23:24.590 --> 23:25.050 So there you go. 23:25.070 --> 23:26.051 There are the two songs. 23:26.351 --> 23:27.352 Vote for Adam or Joe. 23:27.392 --> 23:28.974 That was Joe's first and Adam's second. 23:29.274 --> 23:30.695 Vote by email only. 23:30.755 --> 23:31.396 Is that correct? 23:31.736 --> 23:31.916 Yeah. 23:32.116 --> 23:32.376 Yeah. 23:32.557 --> 23:36.500 AdamandJoe.6musicatbbc.co.uk. 23:36.800 --> 23:39.442 And if you'd like to hear those songs again, you're mad. 23:39.623 --> 23:42.125 Yeah, we might do a little reminder though before the end of the show today. 23:42.225 --> 23:44.086 Now, Joe, this is your choice, is it? 23:44.146 --> 23:44.387 Yes. 23:44.867 --> 23:45.267 What is it? 23:45.287 --> 23:46.148 What have you got for us? 23:46.368 --> 23:46.808 I don't know. 23:46.849 --> 23:47.249 What is it? 23:47.429 --> 23:47.989 Oh yeah, here we go. 23:48.029 --> 23:49.030 This is a very mellow track. 23:49.070 --> 23:53.874 This is Cornelius, the Japanese conceptualist, musician, genius. 23:54.834 --> 23:57.616 Is this from Point a couple of albums ago? 23:57.636 --> 23:58.317 I think it is. 23:58.677 --> 23:59.378 This is very mellow. 23:59.398 --> 24:01.699 You can start playing it now, please, lady producer. 24:03.321 --> 24:07.464 And we can all imagine that we're on holiday in Santa Parks. 24:08.703 --> 24:10.245 A holiday the weather can't spoil. 24:10.986 --> 24:14.971 Even though it's a nice day today, they could raise the dome in Centre Parks. 24:15.552 --> 24:23.802 The sound of cicadas in Centre Parks is recorded, but put that out of your mind, as you lie back and watch hooded teenagers. 24:24.955 --> 24:25.495 smash things. 24:25.996 --> 24:29.758 That's Keene, the new sound of Keene with spiraling. 24:29.778 --> 24:31.579 This is Adam and Joe here on BBC Six Music. 24:31.859 --> 24:37.482 Keene have obviously got rid of the synthesizer Phil Okey used for the track Mirror Man. 24:37.502 --> 24:39.103 You remember that? 24:40.084 --> 24:41.604 Here comes the mirror. 24:41.724 --> 24:43.185 Oh no, no, keep feeling fascination. 24:43.205 --> 24:44.086 That's the one I'm thinking of. 24:46.167 --> 24:49.289 But from around that era of the human league, 24:49.969 --> 24:52.410 Well, it's basically the 80s again, isn't it? 24:52.610 --> 24:53.131 Mid 80s. 24:53.151 --> 24:54.992 We've discussed this before, the mid 80s, yeah. 24:55.112 --> 24:57.573 Down to checky shirts coming back. 24:57.873 --> 24:58.634 Have you noticed that? 24:58.674 --> 25:09.259 If you go into the streets, it's as if the government have issued an order for everybody to wear a sort of hoedown style, red, white and blue checked shirt. 25:09.580 --> 25:12.061 Those big checks that they had in the 80s. 25:12.481 --> 25:12.981 I know what you mean. 25:13.021 --> 25:15.123 Well, the Howard Jones thing that happened, wasn't it? 25:15.183 --> 25:16.143 Big black and white checks. 25:16.183 --> 25:17.884 It's like that, but a bit more colour. 25:18.164 --> 25:20.505 But it's very much sort of Dexi's banana-rama. 25:20.846 --> 25:22.387 Banana-rama used to wear those shirts. 25:22.907 --> 25:24.228 Accessories were slightly different. 25:24.728 --> 25:27.870 You know, the bananas would maybe have rolled up sleeves. 25:28.170 --> 25:28.790 Yeah. 25:28.830 --> 25:30.551 The occasional knotted tail. 25:30.851 --> 25:31.832 Backcombed hair. 25:31.892 --> 25:35.154 Well, the backcombed hair is in, obviously, but in a more gothic way. 25:35.594 --> 25:38.816 You're listening to two men who've read Grazia very thoroughly. 25:40.236 --> 25:40.837 Roughs are in. 25:41.497 --> 25:46.420 But yeah, it's weird if you walk in the streets, it's as if a government edict has come down about checky wild west shirts. 25:46.760 --> 25:47.000 Right. 25:47.381 --> 25:55.085 I've seen more clothes clashes in the high street this week than not that I've ever looked for them before, or that I'm actually telling the truth. 25:55.185 --> 25:57.307 Joe clothes clash cornish. 25:58.027 --> 25:59.548 I'm the grassiest fashion spy. 26:00.369 --> 26:20.685 The thing that I've obviously not noticed because it's been around for a while, but it's now like getting out of control, is the weird sort of drain-pipy trousers, the low drain-pipy trousers that men wear, which make them look as if their arse is incredibly low and their legs are incredibly short, as if they're little pony men. 26:20.945 --> 26:22.205 Well, it's strange, isn't it? 26:22.286 --> 26:26.107 Because baggy jeans were very in, hip-hoppy sort of skate jeans. 26:26.707 --> 26:31.289 And then suddenly drain pipes came in, but they forgot to adjust the saggy bum. 26:31.509 --> 26:31.789 Yeah. 26:32.049 --> 26:36.851 So you've got this weird combination of a saggy jeans bum and the pipes. 26:36.931 --> 26:37.451 That's right. 26:37.551 --> 26:38.792 And then the winkle pickers. 26:39.012 --> 26:39.212 Yeah. 26:39.852 --> 26:41.473 So you've got winkles and bums. 26:41.753 --> 26:42.033 It's fair. 26:42.073 --> 26:42.753 Everything's on display. 26:43.053 --> 26:49.536 It's weird because it makes a lot of good-looking men who are clearly well proportioned look totally out of proportion. 26:49.556 --> 26:50.437 Makes them look sexy. 26:50.517 --> 26:50.977 Do you think so? 26:51.037 --> 26:52.418 Makes them look like Noel Fielding. 26:52.698 --> 26:52.998 Right. 26:53.118 --> 26:56.680 Fielding and brand are the standard bearers for this fashion, aren't they? 26:56.740 --> 26:59.021 The tapering legs, the saggy bum. 26:59.041 --> 26:59.221 I suppose. 26:59.361 --> 27:00.962 It's sort of like a sexy chimney sweep. 27:01.102 --> 27:03.643 I suppose, but both of those people... Can you imagine that? 27:03.663 --> 27:03.963 Sorry. 27:04.264 --> 27:05.484 What, a sexy chimney sweep? 27:05.724 --> 27:06.004 Yeah. 27:06.425 --> 27:07.505 You're watching the telly. 27:07.725 --> 27:07.945 Yeah. 27:07.985 --> 27:08.946 There's a puff of soot. 27:10.287 --> 27:11.808 And you think, what, Santa? 27:11.968 --> 27:12.809 It's not Christmas? 27:13.370 --> 27:15.191 Down the chimney comes a soot puff. 27:15.351 --> 27:16.052 Russell Brand. 27:16.092 --> 27:16.332 Yeah. 27:17.293 --> 27:18.194 Covered in soot. 27:19.054 --> 27:19.295 Yeah. 27:19.535 --> 27:23.198 Proceeds to leave smutty fingerprints all over your body. 27:23.518 --> 27:24.399 I can imagine that. 27:24.539 --> 27:25.820 I am imagining it. 27:25.840 --> 27:26.721 That's delighting me. 27:27.122 --> 27:29.544 But it's time for the sooty chimney sweep look to go. 27:30.124 --> 27:30.545 You reckon? 27:31.265 --> 27:32.867 Brand will be the first one to sense it. 27:33.927 --> 27:35.407 He's got such a distinctive look. 27:35.528 --> 27:37.768 He hasn't sensed it so far for the last three years. 27:37.788 --> 27:39.008 No, because it's still here. 27:39.468 --> 27:41.029 He's got to change that look at some point. 27:41.069 --> 27:44.570 He is due for a rebrand to work his TV show. 27:44.870 --> 27:50.331 Otherwise the world's going to move on and he's going to be left behind looking like some relic from the Victorian times. 27:50.351 --> 27:51.692 That's going to be exciting, isn't it? 27:51.732 --> 27:53.152 When he comes out with the new look. 27:53.172 --> 27:53.692 What's his new look? 27:54.295 --> 27:54.976 I wonder what it'll be. 27:54.996 --> 27:58.378 And if he gets it wrong, he'll go completely the other way. 27:58.398 --> 28:00.180 It'll be enormously wide legs. 28:00.420 --> 28:01.721 I mean, absurdly wide. 28:01.741 --> 28:02.762 A couple of metres. 28:02.782 --> 28:12.970 I mean, if he's got any sense, it's going to be a similar look, but a few steps to the left so that it's obviously he's changed it, but not so much that he's going to lose his whole fan base. 28:12.990 --> 28:13.690 You know what I mean? 28:13.710 --> 28:16.152 He's got to handle it the same way that a band might. 28:16.813 --> 28:18.854 But, you know, like a band, I mean, even you too, Bano, 28:20.876 --> 28:27.320 He didn't stick with the sort of sincere mullet face of his career for as long as Brand has stuck with his look, you know? 28:28.040 --> 28:35.904 And he made the transition to being Johnny Ironico a little bit more smoothly than I think Brand's going to have to make his transition. 28:35.924 --> 28:44.389 There's going to be a screech of chimney sweep gears, you know, when it finally happens, because Noel Fielding, he can switch around a little bit more. 28:45.089 --> 28:47.370 with the looks, and he does do, you know? 28:47.450 --> 28:51.150 But Brand basically has just the one thing that he's got going there. 28:52.171 --> 28:57.552 So, uh... It's exciting, very handy stuff here, uh, in Adam and Jo's new fashion segment. 28:57.572 --> 29:01.453 That's the kind of thing they don't deal with in Grazia, because Grazia is... Am I mentioning it too much, man? 29:01.513 --> 29:01.873 Yeah, we are. 29:02.133 --> 29:05.313 We should say, though, that, um... It. 29:05.613 --> 29:05.873 Now. 29:06.234 --> 29:06.614 Hello. 29:07.494 --> 29:10.855 Grazia means grace, not thank you, okay? 29:10.875 --> 29:12.455 Obviously, you idiot. 29:13.075 --> 29:19.979 Listen, this is a session track recorded for Joe Wiley on Radio 1 on an unknown date, possibly 1996, possibly 1997. 29:20.240 --> 29:25.303 This is the Eels with Susan's House, or just Eels with Susan's House. 29:25.543 --> 29:27.884 Welcome to Paradise, say Green Day. 29:27.964 --> 29:33.788 I imagine they're being ironic there, because they wouldn't just, you know, be straight ahead. 29:33.808 --> 29:36.450 They're an angry bunch, yeah, they wouldn't be saying that. 29:36.470 --> 29:38.951 That's from 1994, when things were very different. 29:39.471 --> 29:40.092 Or were they? 29:42.085 --> 29:43.286 It was, yeah, they were. 29:43.306 --> 29:44.166 Yeah, they were. 29:44.906 --> 29:52.429 This Adam and Joel on BBC Six Music, I should say quickly before we do the next thing, thank you to Gemma Kemp who suggested the idea for Song Wars. 29:53.249 --> 30:03.213 We won't mention what it is again because we can't mention that magazine again, but thank you Gemma for providing that idea and saving us a bit of effort because it meant we didn't have to write. 30:04.133 --> 30:07.738 Lyrics even though it actually wasn't that much easier than it usually is now for me. 30:07.938 --> 30:08.599 It was bettering. 30:08.619 --> 30:14.265 It was slightly harder It was difficult plus I went through a little bit of Anxiety about the whole thing. 30:14.886 --> 30:15.967 What's just the whole idea? 30:16.068 --> 30:18.631 It's just the whole idea the taste issue 30:19.011 --> 30:45.593 yeah well rightly so but i think you negotiated it well yeah you know flamenco can be applied to anything that's right we are going to have to probably mention um that mag again although no we could mention others because uh we're going to have a magazine based text the nation aren't we but let's have the jingle first text the nation text text text text the nation what if i don't want to text the nation but i'm using email is that a problem it doesn't matter 30:48.237 --> 30:49.818 Yes, it's text-the-nation time. 30:50.118 --> 30:54.100 It's a complicated feature, so listen carefully to the instructions. 30:54.361 --> 31:04.347 Where GNU give you a sort of a premise, and we'd like to receive your thoughts, your ideas on the premise. 31:04.367 --> 31:05.847 Do you understand that, for instance, Adam? 31:06.308 --> 31:08.149 Well, I understand the first bit, the GNU. 31:08.689 --> 31:11.131 Yeah, what's the whole last bit? 31:11.231 --> 31:11.711 I was lost. 31:12.811 --> 31:13.531 I don't really know. 31:13.751 --> 31:16.852 See if you're... Just thoughts on the premise. 31:17.653 --> 31:18.513 It'll become clear. 31:18.753 --> 31:19.373 Yeah, okay. 31:20.653 --> 31:24.134 So this week, the premise is new magazines. 31:24.374 --> 31:40.419 We want your ideas for new titles because we're thinking... Well, you were talking about the fact that some of the men's mags, the latest reading figures, I don't know what they're called, you know, the figures for which magazines are doing best and which ones are doing not so best. 31:41.199 --> 32:04.114 have come out and they've shown a sort of a shift a seismic shift I think is the phrase right in people's tastes the naughty lads mags like nuts and bazaar yeah and zoo and that sort of stuff have gone down they've plummeted it seems men don't want that kind of stupid tittle tattle anymore they can get it on the internet 32:04.654 --> 32:05.214 Exactly. 32:05.314 --> 32:07.596 Why buy it in a weekly mag form? 32:07.896 --> 32:08.896 Well, that's right. 32:08.916 --> 32:12.058 Because they filled a little gap, those mags, didn't they? 32:12.218 --> 32:16.300 Between the time that the internet started and then got successful. 32:16.320 --> 32:17.101 Kind of, I guess. 32:17.341 --> 32:23.264 They were sort of internet... They were like a distillation of fun things from the internet for people who didn't necessarily spend a lot of time online. 32:23.364 --> 32:28.027 Plus there's lots of free papers and stuff nowadays which have the same stupid stories in them. 32:28.887 --> 32:46.525 uh magazines like Q and the sort of uh you know good rock magazines have taken a bit of a fall I think have the empire's gone up but anyway things are changing so we want your idea for an amazing new magazine we want to know the title and we want to know what kinds of features it would have it in it to attract 32:47.666 --> 32:50.008 What are the magazines that are doing well then? 32:50.288 --> 32:53.831 We mentioned The Week the other day and you said that was doing well. 32:53.871 --> 32:58.476 Well the magazine on which Song Wars is based is I think currently the top selling lady mag. 32:59.016 --> 33:01.118 What the current top selling men's mag is? 33:01.198 --> 33:01.699 I don't know. 33:01.779 --> 33:05.643 Is it still FHM or Maxim or Esquire or something like that? 33:06.203 --> 33:07.304 Something like that, probably. 33:07.484 --> 33:07.925 Some of those. 33:08.185 --> 33:09.526 Does the Maxim still exist? 33:09.586 --> 33:09.766 Yeah. 33:10.467 --> 33:12.008 Yeah, all three of those still exist. 33:12.309 --> 33:13.510 GQ, very possibly. 33:13.790 --> 33:21.776 There are still some, you know, basically man-lady-max, lady-man-max, that are like Vogue or something, but with blokes in them. 33:22.057 --> 33:23.178 Yeah, exactly. 33:24.058 --> 33:25.660 Did you ever read those kind of magazines? 33:26.080 --> 33:27.842 No, but I do love to flick through them. 33:29.423 --> 33:37.171 So send in your ideas, we want the title and then any other kind of concept that you think might draw people to you. 33:37.191 --> 33:50.525 We're going to have a think of some of our own in a second and we'll look at your ideas and see whether they might be offered to the commercial arm of the Big British Castle and actually launched because the Big British Castle does do magazines, doesn't it? 33:52.066 --> 33:54.548 It's sort of a commercial section does. 33:54.788 --> 33:55.788 What kind of mags do they do? 33:55.828 --> 33:59.331 Top Gear mag, you know, Jack and Ori mag. 33:59.431 --> 34:01.792 Top Gear mag was on the plane when I flew over. 34:01.812 --> 34:02.252 That's nice. 34:02.353 --> 34:03.673 It's outrageous. 34:03.733 --> 34:04.974 Yeah, they've got travel mags. 34:05.054 --> 34:06.935 Every show, I'm surprised we don't have a mag. 34:07.396 --> 34:08.536 Every show has a mag. 34:08.636 --> 34:09.437 What would be an arm mag? 34:09.457 --> 34:11.798 The Fimbels, the Teletubbies have mags. 34:12.959 --> 34:15.860 See, BBC, have you ever been to a news agent? 34:16.160 --> 34:16.440 No. 34:17.400 --> 34:18.540 Have you been to a harvester? 34:18.980 --> 34:20.081 Yeah, they're amazing. 34:20.661 --> 34:24.982 If you go into a news agent, you'll see that BBC basically rule the shelves. 34:25.062 --> 34:25.242 Right. 34:25.782 --> 34:26.982 Some people don't think it's right. 34:27.783 --> 34:28.203 Right. 34:28.223 --> 34:31.043 They think that BBC have unfair influence on a market like that. 34:31.243 --> 34:32.284 Other people think it's so wrong. 34:32.384 --> 34:33.444 Other people think it's wonderful. 34:33.464 --> 34:36.525 Other people give it two thumbs up and say, yes, well done, BBC. 34:36.945 --> 34:40.005 Crash the competition with your monopoly. 34:40.546 --> 34:41.946 With your, yeah, exactly. 34:42.386 --> 34:46.390 But anyway, ideas for mags, we're going to suggest a couple to get the ball rolling. 34:46.710 --> 34:49.834 It might not be very good because... It's just a bit, yeah. 34:50.614 --> 34:51.215 State funded. 34:52.977 --> 34:55.620 Says Joe, that's just the opinions of one presenter. 34:55.860 --> 34:59.103 And they're ill-informed opinions of a stupid presenter who's only had an hour's sleep. 34:59.163 --> 35:00.084 There you go, exactly. 35:00.465 --> 35:01.786 And who'd like to keep his job? 35:02.585 --> 35:08.689 Now, friendly fires we've got coming up for you listeners before we maybe hear some of your... Yeah, we'll sort of... Sorry to interrupt. 35:08.730 --> 35:09.010 Carry on. 35:09.110 --> 35:09.410 Man. 35:10.010 --> 35:10.811 The text number. 35:11.091 --> 35:11.852 Yeah, right. 35:12.252 --> 35:13.112 Of course. 35:13.132 --> 35:16.154 64046 for those new ideas for new mags. 35:16.715 --> 35:16.154 64046. 35:17.175 --> 35:19.116 Or you can email us, of course. 35:19.437 --> 35:25.401 Adamandjo.6music at bbc.co.uk Yeah, we'd like to hear your ideas for new mags. 35:25.421 --> 35:29.543 And the more you can tell us about them, do you think they should be sort of narrow casting their ideas as well? 35:29.563 --> 35:30.124 What does that mean? 35:30.484 --> 35:36.307 Well, isn't that a word that was used by... You've made me feel dizzy and stimulated. 35:36.847 --> 35:43.991 You know, the idea of narrowing the field of your market. 35:45.692 --> 35:45.892 What? 35:45.952 --> 35:46.833 What are you talking about? 35:46.853 --> 35:49.794 Aiming the mag at specific, very specific people. 35:49.875 --> 35:52.076 Oh, your sort of niche, sort of niche targeting. 35:52.696 --> 35:54.177 I don't know if they should be doing that. 35:54.557 --> 35:55.838 I think they can do anything. 35:55.998 --> 35:56.578 I'm exhausted. 35:56.598 --> 35:57.759 Let's hear some music. 35:57.799 --> 35:59.800 Here's friendly fires with jump in the pool. 36:00.240 --> 36:02.222 Friendly Fire's there with Jump in the Pool. 36:02.242 --> 36:04.664 They're going to be playing on George Lamb's show. 36:04.684 --> 36:11.109 They're going to be in the Hub and it'll feature within George's show on Wednesday the 3rd of September. 36:11.529 --> 36:16.393 We should say as well that exciting people are coming in to Six Music today. 36:16.513 --> 36:21.958 Coldplay are going to be here with Steve LaMac who's filling in for Lauren Laverne from 4 o'clock. 36:22.478 --> 36:28.782 And the young knives, I'm more excited about the young knives, no disrespect to Coldplay, who are mighty, but you know, they've got enough accolades, haven't they? 36:29.002 --> 36:34.785 They're playing at the BBC Theatre today, I think, for a gig that will presumably be broadcast at a later date, I suppose. 36:35.105 --> 36:36.466 Oh, it's actually going to be tonight, is it? 36:36.566 --> 36:37.387 Live, even. 36:37.887 --> 36:39.369 That's an amazing place to see a band. 36:39.469 --> 36:42.412 It was a very famous magic venue, wasn't it? 36:42.452 --> 36:47.117 That theatre, before it was owned by the BBC, had amazing turn-of-the-century conjurers. 36:47.538 --> 36:49.100 Extraordinary history to that place. 36:49.780 --> 36:51.943 I don't know why I've suddenly become an Australian. 36:52.163 --> 36:53.324 Who is it? 36:53.364 --> 36:54.265 Is it New Zealand? 36:54.506 --> 36:56.227 I don't know the accent after now. 36:57.048 --> 36:59.291 New Zealand's a little more whispery, isn't it? 36:59.431 --> 37:01.972 You know, I flew on Air New Zealand to Los Angeles. 37:02.152 --> 37:06.553 They're a very good airline powered entirely by koalas. 37:08.053 --> 37:08.633 That's true. 37:09.833 --> 37:10.834 I enjoyed it very much. 37:11.314 --> 37:13.654 And the good colour scheme on there. 37:13.994 --> 37:15.155 Really, really relaxing. 37:15.455 --> 37:16.095 It really does. 37:16.135 --> 37:22.116 You know, if you're trapped in a tube for 10 plus hours, you want it to be a nice relaxing colour scheme. 37:22.156 --> 37:24.257 And I was very impressed by the colours. 37:25.318 --> 37:27.819 shades of brown and cream. 37:29.400 --> 37:31.982 Maybe that was just in the section that I was sitting in. 37:32.162 --> 37:32.663 In the loo. 37:35.625 --> 37:36.806 Staring into the bowl. 37:36.886 --> 37:41.069 It was a nice way of going to Los Angeles where I was for a few days this week. 37:41.149 --> 37:43.310 I've been there for about 10 years to Los Angeles. 37:43.350 --> 37:45.272 You've flipped there a lot more than I do these days. 37:45.933 --> 37:47.535 But it hasn't changed at all. 37:48.036 --> 38:00.634 I thought it was just exactly the same and all the better for it beautiful weather America as a whole is stuck in about 1976 right and they will not let go yeah, it's nice, and I was struck by I was struck by the fact that 38:01.115 --> 38:01.616 Yeah, exactly. 38:01.676 --> 38:04.819 People driving around with their windows down, beautiful weather all week. 38:04.859 --> 38:09.643 A lot of people listening to The Doors, you think, wow, it's still like the late 60s there or something. 38:09.703 --> 38:11.525 The music on the radio there is really good. 38:11.545 --> 38:15.608 Obviously, it's very good on six music and all other BBC stations, but it's really good there. 38:15.648 --> 38:18.891 They don't have any prejudice about any time period at all. 38:18.912 --> 38:24.176 You hear loads of really good 80s music there that people wouldn't play unless it was on some ironic show over here. 38:24.837 --> 38:26.779 They play stuff like the Thompson twins. 38:27.119 --> 38:29.181 But I'm going to play later on this show. 38:29.341 --> 38:31.622 They play it just as if it's a normal record. 38:31.862 --> 38:33.544 Stuff that defies revival. 38:33.564 --> 38:34.084 You know what I mean? 38:34.104 --> 38:35.685 They don't apologise for it. 38:36.446 --> 38:36.846 Yeah. 38:37.586 --> 38:41.769 Even though, which, I'd be curious to see which Johnson twins track you're not going to apologise for. 38:42.810 --> 38:43.931 Anyway, that's coming up later. 38:44.171 --> 38:49.295 But very soon I'm going to play the Doors because, you know, I've always been a Doors fan and they're a group that's 38:50.215 --> 38:52.216 I suppose they're a little bit more fashionable now. 38:52.236 --> 38:54.656 They kind of come around a little bit more fashionable. 38:55.077 --> 39:00.498 But they are seen as kind of a dinosaur band by some people, I suppose. 39:00.778 --> 39:03.119 And they are ludicrous and pompous, I suppose. 39:03.479 --> 39:05.220 But a wicked as well. 39:05.740 --> 39:16.483 And this is a track that I'm going to play shortly called Love Street, which is inspired by a time when Jim Morrison in around 1967 was living with his girlfriend Pamela. 39:17.023 --> 39:29.959 in a house in Laurel Canyon, which is very near where I was staying this time round, and it was opposite a place called the Country Store on Laurel Canyon, which is like the Laurel Canyon Corner Shop. 39:30.360 --> 39:31.561 It's a very famous shop. 39:31.701 --> 39:31.882 Yeah. 39:32.762 --> 39:37.246 being a district in Los Angeles, very leafy, and lots of people in the 60s. 39:37.926 --> 39:42.089 60s, all the hippies, Joni Mitchell, people like that, all crossing round there. 39:42.109 --> 39:47.473 Yeah, Crosby, Stilzen Nash, and Frank Zappa had his log cabin there, wherever all the freaks would come and congregate. 39:48.133 --> 39:52.775 and Jim Morrison and Pamela would hang out in their house opposite Love Street. 39:52.795 --> 40:00.079 And I think there is a line in the song that talks about the fact that, um, there's a store where the creatures meet. 40:00.579 --> 40:02.460 I wonder what they're doing there. 40:02.760 --> 40:04.721 Summer, Sunday, and a year. 40:04.761 --> 40:05.261 What are they doing? 40:05.301 --> 40:07.862 They're drinking latte and chatting about their screenplays. 40:08.443 --> 40:10.543 Yeah, it's not too much like that at the country store, is it? 40:10.583 --> 40:10.704 It is. 40:10.724 --> 40:12.064 Well, every time I go there it is. 40:12.084 --> 40:12.444 Oh, right. 40:12.584 --> 40:13.665 Well, that's because you're doing it. 40:14.245 --> 40:15.125 That's me doing it. 40:15.225 --> 40:42.191 Yeah on my own what they do have at the country store is is One of the aisles is stocked with British products like you can buy all kind of British chocolates and things there I think it's even known as the British aisle and it was Apparently the idea of David Bowie that he should have that the storekeeper should start importing Flakes was what Bowie wanted to get his filthy hands on and then Mick Jagger apparently wanted them to import Kit Kats 40:42.891 --> 40:47.814 So they started having this aisle for all the expats there that would stock British products. 40:47.894 --> 40:48.674 The British aisle! 40:48.874 --> 40:51.616 Quite a good... I don't know if they actually call it the British aisle. 40:51.656 --> 40:53.176 Yeah, there's a little piece of paper on there. 40:53.377 --> 40:53.597 Is there? 40:53.617 --> 40:55.978 A little sign, yeah, and it's all done with little flags and ribbons. 40:56.018 --> 40:56.558 There you go. 40:56.658 --> 40:57.419 I missed that. 40:57.859 --> 41:02.881 But it's a charming part of the world, and this is a song that sort of encapsulates it. 41:02.901 --> 41:03.782 The Doors, Love Street. 41:03.922 --> 41:05.202 Marvin Gaye with What's Going On. 41:05.222 --> 41:07.263 This is Adam and Joel on BBC6 Music. 41:07.443 --> 41:07.783 That's from 1971. 41:08.803 --> 41:13.964 Marvin trying to tell us to pay more attention to the environment and to try and stop wars. 41:14.244 --> 41:14.864 Did we listen? 41:15.565 --> 41:17.145 Did we pay attention to the environment? 41:17.225 --> 41:18.285 Did we stop the wars? 41:18.405 --> 41:18.625 No. 41:18.905 --> 41:19.666 Thanks, Al Gore. 41:19.946 --> 41:21.086 Thanks a lot, Martin. 41:21.406 --> 41:21.566 Thanks. 41:21.586 --> 41:22.766 Marvin Gore Gaye. 41:22.786 --> 41:24.267 Very much indeed. 41:24.367 --> 41:25.367 Marvin Martin Gore Gaye. 41:26.107 --> 41:27.547 Martin Gore gay. 41:28.208 --> 41:29.068 Martin Gay Gore. 41:33.769 --> 41:35.590 I know you should go down that road. 41:37.530 --> 41:42.911 So listen folks, just before the news, I'm going to give you some poster news from Los Angeles Joe. 41:43.612 --> 41:44.132 Posters? 41:44.332 --> 41:45.192 Yeah, I'm going to tell you about all that. 41:45.212 --> 41:46.032 That's exciting, isn't it? 41:46.052 --> 41:51.974 Because when you drive up and down Sunset and forgive this sort of indulgent LA babble, but it's quite cheap to go there. 41:52.674 --> 41:54.795 Actually, not any more down there. 41:54.855 --> 41:56.655 Now that the flights are all expensive, it's unbelievable. 41:56.675 --> 41:58.016 But the posters are amazing. 41:58.456 --> 42:00.217 It's very exciting, it's very easy to crash. 42:00.697 --> 42:06.579 Especially the ones over at the Chateau Marmont that always have very attractive young ladies wearing very little on them. 42:06.819 --> 42:07.980 And they're quite huge. 42:08.100 --> 42:15.482 I wasn't thinking so much about those posters as just the posters for exciting new TV shows and movies that you can expect. 42:15.802 --> 42:18.463 New season of Prison Break, just about a star over in the States. 42:18.483 --> 42:19.564 I bet you're excited about that. 42:20.684 --> 42:23.785 This time, they're having their revenge this time around. 42:24.165 --> 42:26.506 It's revenge time on prison break. 42:27.006 --> 42:27.486 It's revenge! 42:27.626 --> 42:28.006 Hooray! 42:28.146 --> 42:28.946 Revenge time! 42:29.766 --> 42:30.767 So I'm excited about that. 42:30.947 --> 42:31.507 What do you mean? 42:31.807 --> 42:32.587 Doesn't matter, don't worry. 42:32.607 --> 42:37.488 No one's going to be watching the third series of prison break, I don't think. 42:37.508 --> 42:38.729 There's even the fourth series. 42:38.809 --> 42:39.029 Anyway. 42:40.229 --> 42:41.969 Exciting new show, The Mentalist. 42:42.470 --> 42:42.750 Right. 42:43.130 --> 42:43.810 Is coming out. 42:43.890 --> 42:44.590 That does sound good. 42:44.930 --> 42:47.891 And it's got a big picture of a slightly goofy looking guy. 42:48.811 --> 42:51.053 It's supposed to be a serious cop show, right? 42:51.454 --> 42:55.817 It's about this former mentor. 42:56.218 --> 42:58.299 What's another word for a mentalist in that way? 42:58.639 --> 43:01.602 What, in terms of a conjurer guy that does psychic tricks? 43:01.702 --> 43:03.383 A Darren Brown type person, yeah. 43:03.403 --> 43:04.564 Yeah, I'm not sure that there is one. 43:04.604 --> 43:05.325 That's the official name. 43:05.405 --> 43:06.466 It's not a psychic. 43:06.706 --> 43:10.970 It's someone who is... But it's an old-fashioned way of referring to them, isn't it? 43:11.650 --> 43:16.292 Mentalism because the thing is that that word has been superseded in the UK by someone who's nutty. 43:16.452 --> 43:19.033 Yeah, exactly Yeah, who's who'll smash your head in to me? 43:19.113 --> 43:21.674 It's no not so much that it's just a nutty, you know what I mean? 43:21.714 --> 43:27.536 It's like Steve Coogan used it in In Alan Partridge Sydney, you're a mentalist. 43:27.616 --> 43:31.478 I just remember him saying which was the first time I heard that expression and 43:32.259 --> 43:41.107 But obviously it's not a big expression in LA or America because they've got a whole show dedicated to it with this mentalist who's helping the cops, the catchphrases, the mentalist. 43:41.327 --> 43:42.928 He reads between the lies. 43:43.769 --> 43:44.330 Oh, wow. 43:44.390 --> 43:45.851 Yeah, so he's doing that. 43:46.091 --> 43:51.576 The mentalist, he looks slightly, he looks a little bit special on the poster. 43:51.937 --> 43:54.980 But listen, I'm going to tell you more about the posters after the news in the 43:55.880 --> 43:57.900 second half hour before 11 o'clock. 43:58.401 --> 44:02.861 And we'll also have some text the nation stuff for you listeners. 44:02.882 --> 44:04.982 We're asking you to send in ideas for new magazines. 44:05.042 --> 44:07.242 But before that, here is the news. 44:07.562 --> 44:08.503 Gabriel's trumpet? 44:08.543 --> 44:08.983 What's that? 44:09.363 --> 44:10.403 It's probably rude. 44:10.543 --> 44:11.563 It's probably filthy, isn't it? 44:11.823 --> 44:15.164 That's black kids with look at me when I rock with you. 44:15.404 --> 44:18.205 They spell with you in a strange way. 44:18.565 --> 44:24.486 And that's another track that makes me feel as if I'm living in the Breakfast Club soundtrack. 44:25.006 --> 44:26.187 It's quite a nice place to live. 44:26.207 --> 44:27.948 This is my favourite place to live. 44:28.069 --> 44:31.611 This is Adam and Jo here on BBC Six Music and it's... Hey first! 44:31.651 --> 44:31.912 Yes. 44:32.592 --> 44:35.635 I should just say that a lot of listeners are very angry with us. 44:35.955 --> 44:36.015 Why? 44:36.055 --> 44:36.796 What have we done now? 44:36.816 --> 44:40.599 Because of a mistake we made in the first half hour of the show, which is famously... 44:41.039 --> 44:42.860 The time when we make all the mistakes. 44:42.880 --> 44:44.160 Most of our mistakes, not all of them. 44:44.300 --> 44:45.201 Yeah, most of them. 44:45.221 --> 44:45.621 A lot of them. 44:45.701 --> 44:46.041 Some of them. 44:47.001 --> 44:49.663 That we confuse the band with the track again. 44:50.763 --> 44:53.924 The track was called Death and the band is called White Lights. 44:54.144 --> 44:56.745 That's quite a bad mistake because we went on and on about it. 44:56.785 --> 44:57.646 Entire link on it. 44:58.206 --> 45:00.287 So we'd like to apologise. 45:00.327 --> 45:01.387 Fair enough for that. 45:01.968 --> 45:04.869 But you know, all the mistakes we make on this show are deliberate. 45:05.569 --> 45:06.990 Just to keep you on your toes. 45:07.010 --> 45:09.072 The band was called White Lies. 45:09.192 --> 45:10.453 I don't even know what day it is. 45:10.533 --> 45:11.494 What day of the week is it? 45:11.954 --> 45:12.474 I don't know. 45:12.534 --> 45:13.515 Is it a Wednesday? 45:13.935 --> 45:14.976 Feels like a Wednesday. 45:14.996 --> 45:17.178 I have no idea what we're doing here. 45:17.198 --> 45:19.740 This might help orientate you. 45:19.760 --> 45:20.821 The following jingle. 45:23.703 --> 45:24.524 Text-a-nation. 45:24.584 --> 45:25.624 Text, text, text. 45:25.744 --> 45:26.505 Text-a-nation. 45:26.545 --> 45:27.546 What if I don't want to? 45:27.766 --> 45:28.487 Text-a-nation. 45:28.587 --> 45:29.587 But I'm using email. 45:29.767 --> 45:30.488 Is that a problem? 45:30.508 --> 45:31.068 It doesn't matter. 45:31.129 --> 45:31.349 Text! 45:33.772 --> 45:38.097 It's Text the Nation time, the nation's favourite feature. 45:38.638 --> 45:51.233 It's a feature where we ask you something a new answer via text and then we read them out and this week we are asking you to suggest new ideas for Macs. 45:52.094 --> 45:53.495 A lot of money to be made in mags. 45:53.595 --> 45:54.336 Is there really? 45:54.516 --> 45:56.237 Yeah, no one reads books anymore. 45:56.977 --> 45:58.098 Everyone loves a mag. 45:58.258 --> 46:00.119 I can't believe there's a lot of money to be made in mags. 46:00.139 --> 46:01.880 I'm just trying to make it sound exciting. 46:02.020 --> 46:03.741 Yeah, that is exciting though. 46:03.822 --> 46:04.582 I'm excited about it. 46:04.602 --> 46:08.044 The use of just lies and ill-informed exaggeration. 46:08.144 --> 46:08.344 Yeah. 46:08.585 --> 46:09.705 Is it working? 46:09.725 --> 46:10.506 It works on me. 46:10.726 --> 46:10.986 Good. 46:11.166 --> 46:12.107 I want to set one up now. 46:12.447 --> 46:13.508 Here's my idea for a mag. 46:13.548 --> 46:13.748 Yeah. 46:14.428 --> 46:14.788 Teets. 46:15.829 --> 46:16.269 I like it. 46:16.490 --> 46:17.330 It's about talking. 46:17.410 --> 46:18.431 It's about tea towels. 46:19.659 --> 46:20.680 Well, that's disappointing. 46:20.961 --> 46:23.544 Well, it is, but I'm suckering people in with the title. 46:23.604 --> 46:24.986 Suck, suckering, suckling. 46:25.327 --> 46:27.189 Yeah, I'm suckling people in with the title. 46:27.249 --> 46:28.050 That's more like it. 46:28.070 --> 46:28.351 Teats. 46:28.771 --> 46:31.775 And then it's about tea towels. 46:32.256 --> 46:34.239 But listen, I would, I would, would it have? 46:34.719 --> 46:36.642 a sort of cape, sorry, I'm preempting you. 46:36.682 --> 46:43.190 Yeah, no, no, there would be scantily clad ladies and they would be dressed only in tea towels on the front and they'd be draped over. 46:43.730 --> 46:47.916 You see, a tea towel is a very good thing to give away free. 46:48.356 --> 46:49.017 Exactly. 46:49.137 --> 46:52.481 Low cost, you can make a lot of them, a free tea towel every week. 46:52.682 --> 46:53.082 Free towel. 46:54.023 --> 46:54.203 And? 46:54.223 --> 46:54.964 A free tea towel. 46:55.024 --> 46:55.644 A free tea towel. 46:55.664 --> 46:56.164 Free tea towel. 46:56.324 --> 47:03.388 You could even have the cover of the magazine, Teets, would be made, it could be torn off and used as a tea towel. 47:03.408 --> 47:05.569 Well, it would be printed on fabric. 47:05.669 --> 47:05.849 Yeah. 47:05.869 --> 47:07.730 It would be 20 tea towels a week. 47:07.910 --> 47:11.993 It's about everyone's favorite item of, would you call them linen? 47:12.413 --> 47:12.833 No, they're not. 47:13.413 --> 47:13.774 I would. 47:14.694 --> 47:16.715 Everyone's favorite item of household, linen. 47:16.895 --> 47:17.616 L-L-L-Lilin. 47:17.936 --> 47:18.536 L-L-Lilin. 47:18.796 --> 47:22.018 L-Lilin would be the name of the editor of Teets. 47:22.818 --> 47:26.579 There'd be articles like the best places to dry your tea towels. 47:27.059 --> 47:31.861 You know, do you favor the dryer or are you going to hang them on your cooker? 47:32.401 --> 47:33.161 That kind of thing. 47:33.521 --> 47:35.782 Maybe not that many articles on that. 47:35.942 --> 47:41.024 New designs of tea towels, famous tea towels, you know. 47:41.044 --> 47:43.324 Give me an example of a famous tea towel. 47:43.484 --> 47:49.006 Oh, the tea towel that Meryl Streep uses in the hours when she's in the kitchen there. 47:49.206 --> 47:50.547 She's a little bit depressed. 47:50.667 --> 47:51.527 You're on it today. 47:51.707 --> 47:54.949 I'm totally on top of the... So, Teets, that's my idea. 47:54.969 --> 47:56.510 Let's have an idea from the listeners. 47:56.550 --> 47:57.391 I've got other ideas. 47:57.451 --> 47:58.252 I've got an idea. 47:58.412 --> 47:58.952 What have you got? 47:58.992 --> 47:59.372 Stars. 48:00.353 --> 48:00.773 Stars. 48:00.993 --> 48:02.775 S-T-A-R-S-E, stars. 48:02.815 --> 48:04.356 Just pictures of the bottoms of the stars. 48:04.376 --> 48:05.276 Celebrity bottoms. 48:05.356 --> 48:05.957 That's all you need. 48:05.977 --> 48:06.497 That's paired. 48:06.537 --> 48:06.958 It does. 48:07.038 --> 48:07.598 Genius. 48:07.738 --> 48:08.198 Paired. 48:08.639 --> 48:09.119 Yes. 48:09.139 --> 48:10.900 You know, that would be on the front. 48:10.940 --> 48:11.821 We paired it down. 48:11.881 --> 48:12.041 Yeah. 48:12.441 --> 48:13.522 We've paired it down for you. 48:13.662 --> 48:14.383 I've got another one. 48:15.086 --> 48:15.966 That's very clever. 48:16.206 --> 48:16.607 Flunt. 48:17.247 --> 48:18.027 What's flunt? 48:18.227 --> 48:18.967 I don't know. 48:18.987 --> 48:24.089 It's a good title though. 48:24.169 --> 48:24.950 Thanks. 48:25.670 --> 48:27.150 What's wrong with that word? 48:27.590 --> 48:28.611 It's just a blank. 48:29.191 --> 48:30.872 I think the front cover's just blank. 48:31.292 --> 48:32.952 It's one of those. 48:33.052 --> 48:33.813 It's closer. 48:35.494 --> 48:38.256 Oh dear, it's one of those fashion mags, you know? 48:38.316 --> 48:39.697 You're not quite sure what's going on. 48:39.798 --> 48:43.640 Right, like nylon or paper or... Yeah, you buy it just for the pictures. 48:44.041 --> 48:45.422 Flux or whatever it's called. 48:46.202 --> 48:47.103 What did you just say? 48:47.223 --> 48:48.864 Wasn't there a magazine called Flux? 48:49.104 --> 48:50.365 Yeah, there probably still is. 48:50.385 --> 48:52.087 That's another one. 48:52.127 --> 48:52.787 I had another one. 48:54.517 --> 48:55.858 A snooze mag. 48:55.958 --> 48:58.959 It's a mag for while you're asleep. 49:00.819 --> 49:04.761 And it's padded and scented and it has a couple of dirty pictures. 49:05.541 --> 49:08.102 What good is that to you while you're asleep? 49:08.122 --> 49:09.643 That's for before you go to sleep. 49:09.723 --> 49:10.303 Oh, I see. 49:10.703 --> 49:11.463 To send you off. 49:12.244 --> 49:13.064 It's watchable. 49:13.184 --> 49:18.546 The other magazine I thought, surely it's only a matter of time before we get Keira magazine. 49:18.866 --> 49:20.187 Right, Kira's own magazine! 49:20.207 --> 49:21.508 Yeah, like Oprah's magazine. 49:21.929 --> 49:24.651 You know, if Orpa gets a magazine... Oh, magazine. 49:24.811 --> 49:25.171 Ooh. 49:25.752 --> 49:29.875 Then there should be K. I'd rather read all about Kira than Orpa. 49:30.036 --> 49:30.456 Yeah. 49:31.136 --> 49:37.882 I've always thought there could be a sort of clubbing mag that was just dipped in, uh... Illegal substances. 49:37.902 --> 49:39.123 Right, I'm sure. 49:39.163 --> 49:43.187 So it's just, just, just... You know, I'm not gonna go into that any further anyway. 49:43.287 --> 49:43.647 Chew on it. 49:43.687 --> 49:46.910 Anyway, listen, let's have some ideas from our listeners. 49:47.668 --> 49:48.369 Yes, what now? 49:48.769 --> 49:50.390 Oh, we should have a record and then come back to it. 49:50.410 --> 49:50.911 Let's have a record. 49:50.931 --> 49:52.011 This is a very silly record. 49:53.572 --> 49:54.273 It's a free play. 49:54.313 --> 49:56.114 We'll come to your suggestions after this. 49:56.194 --> 49:58.336 This is by little Kim, who's a lady rapper. 49:58.756 --> 50:03.140 I believe she's served some time in the clink, in the slammer for something or other. 50:03.520 --> 50:04.180 Not sure what. 50:04.220 --> 50:08.984 Why are we encouraging her, then, by playing her on the... She was probably just arrested for being overly exciting. 50:09.024 --> 50:10.085 The big British castle. 50:10.666 --> 50:18.976 And this is a song that includes an anatomically specific word for which we apologize in advance, but you can't deny their existence. 50:19.377 --> 50:20.638 It's called Shake Your Bum Bum. 50:20.798 --> 50:24.163 There we go, that was little Kim with Shake Your Bum Bum. 50:24.183 --> 50:28.809 And I hope somebody, at least one person out there, shook their bum bum. 50:29.329 --> 50:53.694 to that she sounds a little bit like you don't watch the wire do you no there's a girl called snoop in there very frightening little gangster woman right she sounds a little bit like that but no that was delightful thanks is that vintage kim or uh it's one of my favorite kims personally i like the fact that it's uh just a drum machina silly little whistle and yeah that sample it's so thin nothing ever happens and at first that can be frightening but once you embrace it it's good 50:53.954 --> 50:54.575 No, absolutely. 50:54.595 --> 50:55.896 And I love to shake my bum-bum. 50:55.976 --> 51:00.079 I like to keep it all stripped down and I too enjoy shaking. 51:00.680 --> 51:03.803 Sometimes I don't shake my bum-bum, I just wobble it. 51:04.483 --> 51:05.164 Do you? 51:05.184 --> 51:07.225 Voluntarily or is that just general momentum? 51:07.245 --> 51:14.372 I just get my hands and I wobble the bum-bum around and it's something I enjoy doing so it was nice to hear that song. 51:15.092 --> 51:18.194 Um, have you got some texts? 51:18.774 --> 51:19.455 Text! 51:19.575 --> 51:19.815 Text! 51:20.255 --> 51:20.856 Yeah, I do. 51:21.296 --> 51:26.539 Let's have the Text-a-nation jingle just to give us a sense of orientation in this slightly chaotic program. 51:28.980 --> 51:29.721 Text-a-nation! 51:29.741 --> 51:29.821 Text! 51:29.861 --> 51:30.181 Text! 51:30.241 --> 51:30.521 Text! 51:30.561 --> 51:30.961 Text! 51:31.041 --> 51:31.802 Text-a-nation! 51:31.842 --> 51:32.823 What if I don't want to? 51:33.063 --> 51:33.763 Text-a-nation! 51:33.783 --> 51:34.884 But I'm using email! 51:35.044 --> 51:35.784 Is that a problem? 51:35.804 --> 51:36.365 It doesn't matter! 51:36.405 --> 51:36.645 Text! 51:38.922 --> 51:43.546 Yes, Text the Nation this week, listeners, is all about your ideas for new adverts, and here are some adverts. 51:43.566 --> 51:43.927 Adverts? 51:43.947 --> 51:44.607 Oh, God. 51:44.707 --> 51:45.468 Magazines. 51:46.169 --> 51:47.390 Plus, you said the G word. 51:47.410 --> 51:52.234 You're not supposed to take the Lord's name in vain, or even, you know, the head of the council. 51:52.995 --> 51:53.875 Whatever he's called. 51:53.916 --> 51:57.599 Really let the air out of my balloon today. 51:58.299 --> 51:58.880 I'll start again. 51:59.340 --> 52:01.182 Yes, listeners, it's time for Text the Nation. 52:01.222 --> 52:05.166 This week, we're asking for your ideas for magazines, new magazines. 52:05.726 --> 52:06.026 Yeah? 52:06.046 --> 52:06.547 There you go. 52:06.607 --> 52:07.187 There, did it. 52:07.788 --> 52:09.429 And here are some that have come in. 52:09.469 --> 52:10.790 This is from Jamie Pembroke. 52:10.890 --> 52:12.031 All right, it's the new beginning. 52:12.091 --> 52:13.332 It's gonna go well now. 52:13.372 --> 52:14.713 Now the show's taking off now. 52:15.614 --> 52:16.075 Okay. 52:16.515 --> 52:17.456 I feel tired again. 52:17.476 --> 52:20.158 I think we just peaked. 52:21.179 --> 52:23.601 Okay, here's Jamie's ideas. 52:23.721 --> 52:24.401 Idea number one. 52:24.461 --> 52:27.123 It's just called ad, exclamation mark, and it's 174 pages of adverts. 52:29.105 --> 52:49.234 that's a good idea is it no that's a terrible idea no it's a good idea magazines are almost there anyway yeah like looking at the magazine whose name we can't mention because we mentioned it too much it's amazing how much of that is just a catalogue yeah and it's interesting to look through magazines and see how much is just basically like a shopping catalogue some of the thicker men's magazines some of the bigger titles have 52:49.855 --> 52:50.976 I mean, there's almost nothing there. 52:50.996 --> 52:53.339 You have to really get flicking if you want to find an actual one. 52:53.359 --> 52:57.063 What I'm saying is, what I'm saying, Adam, is that even the articles are adverts. 52:57.543 --> 52:58.965 You know what I mean? 52:59.045 --> 53:03.710 There's something about a new range of products or reviewing products or, you know, there's little sponsorship things and everything. 53:04.691 --> 53:07.815 He's also got an idea for a magazine called Blank. 53:07.835 --> 53:08.576 174 pages of nothing. 53:11.617 --> 53:12.637 Well, it's just blank paper. 53:13.358 --> 53:18.441 And then he says, I could go on, but I need to feed the baby now, Jamie and Chelteney. 53:18.581 --> 53:21.443 Here are some more from Douglas Courtney. 53:21.583 --> 53:22.843 Are you launching any of those magazines? 53:22.903 --> 53:24.384 Any of those going to BBC Worldwide? 53:24.524 --> 53:25.205 I like blank. 53:25.605 --> 53:26.206 You like blank. 53:26.546 --> 53:28.047 It's a bit like flunt, isn't it? 53:28.207 --> 53:28.367 Right. 53:28.387 --> 53:29.227 That's what you could call it. 53:29.287 --> 53:32.890 You go with flunt and there's absolutely nothing inside and you can just fill it with doodles. 53:33.730 --> 53:46.968 that's true it's like a sort of a it's more of a it's more of a pad yeah than a mag in fact it should be just be called pad why stock pads in the stationary section when they could be in the mag section 53:48.740 --> 53:50.901 There was a magazine once that was just a piece of wood. 53:51.122 --> 53:51.422 Yeah. 53:51.482 --> 53:52.062 Did you see that? 53:52.082 --> 53:52.662 Oh, I remember that one. 53:52.682 --> 53:53.383 It was just a bit of wood. 53:53.563 --> 53:54.183 Are you sure about that? 53:54.203 --> 53:55.164 Yeah, yeah, it was a fashion magazine. 53:55.184 --> 53:55.904 It was just a bit of a wood. 53:55.945 --> 53:57.185 It was an art statement. 53:57.225 --> 53:57.766 They had it in borders. 53:57.786 --> 53:58.166 Right. 53:58.486 --> 54:02.749 And who could edit pad... We wouldn't really need editing. 54:02.929 --> 54:04.030 Paddy... Someone. 54:04.070 --> 54:04.650 Paddy Ashdown. 54:04.890 --> 54:05.811 Paddy Ashdown. 54:05.851 --> 54:06.371 There you go. 54:06.432 --> 54:13.338 Here's some more ideas from Douglas Courtney, who is somewhere abroad, because he says it's 4.30am, so they're probably only funny to me. 54:13.698 --> 54:14.879 Seat! 54:14.899 --> 54:20.104 The magazine for chair enthusiasts contains pictures and articles about chairs owned by celebrities. 54:20.424 --> 54:21.385 Oh, that's a good idea. 54:21.525 --> 54:22.266 It is a good idea. 54:22.426 --> 54:24.648 Well, because celebrities have all the best seats anyway. 54:24.668 --> 54:25.449 They always get the best seats. 54:25.469 --> 54:26.390 The most comfortable ones. 54:26.710 --> 54:33.636 That's a good idea, because you'd love to see where celebrities sit, and they could do a special issue with your mag as well about the bottoms. 54:34.457 --> 54:35.258 They could do it. 54:35.278 --> 54:38.361 Well, when they both started to fail, they'd merge, like wizard ships and crazy. 54:38.381 --> 54:42.745 They could merge, and you could just see them, what kind of chairs the celebrity bottoms were sat on. 54:43.165 --> 54:43.966 What was your one called? 54:44.006 --> 54:44.426 Stars. 54:44.787 --> 54:45.227 That's right. 54:45.247 --> 54:47.369 So it would be a stars and seat. 54:47.569 --> 54:48.110 Stars seat. 54:48.780 --> 55:11.563 star seat yeah very nice i like that nothing more to say uh doug thank you he's in st louis in the usa dean j michael who sounds like some kind of uh actor from 70s tv movie but i'm sure he's not sure he's very uh great great guy uh suggests sorry soldier of misfortune based on the 55:14.338 --> 55:18.742 Oh, based on the live with my mother, gun-obsessed, freaky magazine, Soldier of Fortune. 55:18.922 --> 55:23.446 A magazine dedicated to the actual lives of the reader of this and other gun-obsessed magazines. 55:24.067 --> 55:26.890 Right, so the truth behind that macho image. 55:26.910 --> 55:27.630 That's a good idea. 55:28.011 --> 55:31.294 And in a similar vein, what about Jugs magazine? 55:31.694 --> 55:32.315 That exists. 55:32.615 --> 55:34.817 Yeah, but this one would be about actual Jugs. 55:35.097 --> 55:37.560 Right, but again we'd have a topless woman on the front. 55:37.580 --> 55:41.505 That's your gambit basically for seizing the market. 55:41.565 --> 55:42.646 Holding some jugs. 55:42.706 --> 55:47.052 Very sexually exciting photo and then inside just Tupperware. 55:47.192 --> 55:48.253 Yeah that's right. 55:48.333 --> 55:49.895 That's an age-old technique actually. 55:49.935 --> 55:52.078 This week using jugs as vases. 55:52.338 --> 55:54.640 You should try watching the film Calender Girls, you'd enjoy that. 55:54.660 --> 55:57.042 It's about a similar sort of idea. 55:57.883 --> 56:11.895 Dean includes an index for Soldier of Misfortune magazine, page one, shopping with my mum, tactical defence and surveillance prior to entering pounds, stretcher, page two, food of war, 20 ways to cook meals for one, page three, etc, etc. 56:11.915 --> 56:12.595 That's good, man. 56:13.916 --> 56:15.658 Dealing with cracks in jugs. 56:17.193 --> 56:20.539 This week how to don't throw that jug away. 56:20.559 --> 56:22.002 He's aware. 56:22.182 --> 56:24.006 Oh, you know you get the picture jugs 56:25.174 --> 56:27.095 Yeah, I like it, I like it. 56:27.175 --> 56:29.397 Here's one from Graham Gilks. 56:30.097 --> 56:31.098 Is that correctly pronounced? 56:31.118 --> 56:32.979 I apologise, Graham, if I pronounced that wrongly. 56:33.319 --> 56:37.902 Dear Adam and Jo, I think I would appreciate a satirical magazine for women called... Oh, please. 56:39.744 --> 56:43.486 What about a magazine called... Hang on, it's from Jane in Alton, in Hampshire. 56:43.986 --> 56:45.467 Using Graham's email account. 56:45.948 --> 56:46.508 Oh, Jane. 56:47.028 --> 56:49.070 What about a magazine called Can I Just Say? 56:50.210 --> 56:50.471 Right. 56:50.571 --> 56:52.432 For ladies as well. 56:53.132 --> 56:53.353 Wait. 56:54.553 --> 56:57.195 Are you washing your dirty laundry on air? 56:57.336 --> 56:57.916 Yeah, maybe. 57:00.198 --> 57:01.158 Just articles. 57:01.479 --> 57:02.519 Let's start with the phrase. 57:02.539 --> 57:03.220 Can I just say? 57:04.961 --> 57:09.845 Here's one from, my favourite one from, I thought it was going to be from Joe Leeway. 57:09.885 --> 57:10.626 Was he in the Thompson Twins? 57:10.686 --> 57:11.246 Yeah, man. 57:11.326 --> 57:12.767 But it's actually from Joe Lucy. 57:13.268 --> 57:14.949 Oh, it's from Tom Bailey. 57:15.816 --> 57:19.419 He says, this is my favourite one so far, he says, Hi Adam and Joe, how about a magazine called Disc 2? 57:19.459 --> 57:21.321 It's spelled T-double-O. 57:21.381 --> 57:25.864 It's a DVD mag that reviews extras and commentaries whilst completely ignoring the actual films. 57:26.325 --> 57:27.366 That's a proper good idea. 57:27.406 --> 57:27.686 Yeah. 57:27.846 --> 57:37.234 Each exciting monthly edition could include a different celebrity picking out their top 10 self-indulgent documentaries that are longer than the actual film, as well as their favourite pointless photo gallery that no one ever looks at. 57:37.374 --> 57:41.177 Agree on the photo gallery, can't agree on the documentaries that are longer than the film. 57:41.217 --> 57:42.638 There's nothing I love more than those. 57:43.038 --> 57:43.338 Yeah. 57:44.159 --> 57:46.820 Pointless documentaries that are longer than the film, there's no such thing. 57:46.840 --> 57:48.421 I like the documentaries that are better than the film. 57:48.481 --> 57:49.122 That's right. 57:49.562 --> 57:50.382 That's a good idea. 57:50.442 --> 57:51.003 Who is that from? 57:51.243 --> 57:52.564 That's from Joe Lucy. 57:53.124 --> 58:04.931 Because magazines generally do, you know, they feature like a little nod and a little condensed overview of what you can expect from the special features, but a whole magazine dedicated, that's making my mouth water. 58:05.131 --> 58:06.833 Keep those emails and texts coming in. 58:07.594 --> 58:08.515 64046 is the text number. 58:08.555 --> 58:12.220 Adamandjo.6musicatbbc.co.uk is the email. 58:12.240 --> 58:14.943 I was talking about the mighty Coldplay being in the house later on. 58:14.983 --> 58:16.445 Here's a trail to tell you more. 58:17.767 --> 58:17.887 Oh. 58:19.248 --> 58:19.729 What is it? 58:19.909 --> 58:20.410 Oh dear. 58:20.950 --> 58:22.592 When did we play the Coldplay trail then? 58:25.240 --> 58:27.942 Well, why is it there in the thing? 58:28.022 --> 58:29.063 There we go. 58:29.483 --> 58:33.506 Super furry animals with something for the weekend. 58:33.867 --> 58:36.989 And, you know, there's a couple of versions of that track floating around, aren't there? 58:37.549 --> 58:37.830 Are there? 58:38.030 --> 58:38.410 Yeah. 58:38.690 --> 58:41.412 And you never quite know which one you're going to get. 58:41.532 --> 58:44.334 Sometimes you're in a shop and you hear a different version of it. 58:44.735 --> 58:46.776 And that's the superior version in my mind. 58:46.816 --> 58:48.838 They're a good band, wouldn't you say? 58:48.878 --> 58:51.260 They're a sort of completely untouchable band. 58:51.920 --> 58:52.201 How'd you mean? 58:52.221 --> 58:53.825 I'd say, well, they've just done nothing wrong. 58:53.885 --> 58:55.189 Plowing their own furrows. 58:55.530 --> 58:55.750 Yeah. 58:55.770 --> 58:58.698 Yeah, you can't say a bad word against them in any respects. 58:59.320 --> 58:59.621 Yep. 59:00.846 --> 59:01.506 I would agree with that. 59:02.347 --> 59:05.588 So I was in Los Angeles recently, ladies and gentlemen. 59:05.728 --> 59:14.311 I was out there for a few days this week and I went to go and see Radiohead playing at the Hollywood Bowl. 59:14.931 --> 59:15.851 I'm just reminding you there. 59:15.971 --> 59:17.932 They played a couple of nights there and I went both nights. 59:17.972 --> 59:19.432 I'll tell you a bit more about that later on. 59:19.852 --> 59:24.194 But I hadn't been on like a transatlantic flight for a very long time. 59:24.514 --> 59:26.836 And I've forgotten what an unpleasant experience it is. 59:27.177 --> 59:32.262 You know, unless you're in the first-class lounge and you can lie down and get massages and all that stuff. 59:32.722 --> 59:33.803 They don't do those anymore. 59:34.023 --> 59:34.384 Do they not? 59:35.204 --> 59:38.347 No, they've stopped the massages to keep costs down. 59:38.828 --> 59:40.049 Oh, it's just a little bit of info. 59:40.069 --> 59:40.790 Keep you up to speed. 59:40.810 --> 59:42.792 A little bit of first-class tittle-tattle there. 59:43.272 --> 59:49.898 But where I was set, it was less fun, even though, you know, it was nice, comfy seat, good service and all that stuff. 59:50.358 --> 59:53.461 And you can't complain about the amount of movies that you get these days. 59:53.501 --> 01:00:05.891 I mean, it seems unbelievable that in my lifetime, you would sit there and the screen would lower from the end of the bulkhead and everyone would kind of crane their necks in order to be able to see Beverly Hills Cop 2, extremely censored. 01:00:06.671 --> 01:00:09.193 And you'd plug in your little plastic headphones. 01:00:09.233 --> 01:00:10.815 In them days, in the old days, 01:00:11.375 --> 01:00:12.676 They were just hollow, weren't they? 01:00:12.696 --> 01:00:13.696 It was just holes. 01:00:13.756 --> 01:00:16.037 They might as well have had yoghurt pots on strings. 01:00:16.117 --> 01:00:24.920 You could, you know, and if you didn't pay your two quid for the headphones or whatever, you could just lean your head down and actually listen to the sound coming out of holes. 01:00:24.940 --> 01:00:27.321 It's a little gust of air, basically like stethoscope. 01:00:27.781 --> 01:00:28.502 Yes, exactly. 01:00:28.522 --> 01:00:28.842 Wasn't it? 01:00:28.962 --> 01:00:30.884 It was as if the film was a dying man. 01:00:30.944 --> 01:00:31.445 That's right. 01:00:31.865 --> 01:00:36.770 Now it's all very high-tech, of course, and you don't have to pay for your headphones most of the time. 01:00:37.731 --> 01:00:44.057 And the headphones that we got on Air New Zealand were huge, chunky things that very efficiently... Noise-reduced. 01:00:44.177 --> 01:00:45.318 ...reduced the noise for other people. 01:00:45.338 --> 01:00:46.079 Was this in economy? 01:00:46.619 --> 01:00:48.380 Oh, this was premium economy, yes. 01:00:48.841 --> 01:00:58.587 I upgraded when I went to check in at the airport and they only had... I was sure I was going to be able to get an aisle seat, because I need the aisle seat to go to the lobby about 15,000 times. 01:00:59.347 --> 01:01:03.290 But they didn't have any aisle seats left, so I thought, oh, stuff this, I'm going to upgrade my arse. 01:01:05.912 --> 01:01:07.995 I noticed you'd upgraded your arsenal. 01:01:08.035 --> 01:01:09.297 Yeah, it's nice though, isn't it? 01:01:09.577 --> 01:01:11.019 As soon as I saw you this morning. 01:01:11.119 --> 01:01:12.742 It's more roomy. 01:01:12.762 --> 01:01:13.082 Yeah. 01:01:13.102 --> 01:01:18.710 So you've got like 90, 97 movies were available on the thing. 01:01:18.730 --> 01:01:19.872 I mean, that's amazing, isn't it? 01:01:20.032 --> 01:01:21.134 Is that standard nowadays? 01:01:21.454 --> 01:01:22.194 No, that's a lot. 01:01:22.334 --> 01:01:25.616 They have them on, they have them there all stored on the hard drive or whatever it is. 01:01:25.916 --> 01:01:33.339 The only problem with that is that when you go for a popular movie like Iron Man or whatever, the whole system kind of slows down a little bit. 01:01:33.359 --> 01:01:34.420 Because everybody's watching this. 01:01:34.440 --> 01:01:36.821 Yeah, it starts jittering quite badly. 01:01:37.221 --> 01:01:47.926 So I ended up going for a few more obscure movies that I otherwise would not have seen unless they had been free on an aeroplane like What Happens in Vegas, for example. 01:01:48.386 --> 01:01:50.948 I take the same tact, you see, this is where I saw Fool's Gold. 01:01:51.508 --> 01:01:54.690 I think you've got to go for the really bad movies. 01:01:54.931 --> 01:01:55.471 Well, bad. 01:01:55.491 --> 01:02:01.335 Or the sentimental ones, because there's something about flying that makes anything vaguely sad, incredibly powerful. 01:02:01.475 --> 01:02:02.155 Yeah, that's true. 01:02:02.175 --> 01:02:06.158 When you get to that height, there's something about the air pressure that falls with your mind. 01:02:06.198 --> 01:02:07.659 Existence seems so fragile. 01:02:07.679 --> 01:02:10.601 I remember watching the Annapatquin classic Fly Away Home. 01:02:11.762 --> 01:02:14.564 And it moved me to a big pool of blobs. 01:02:14.824 --> 01:02:15.744 With Bill Pullman? 01:02:15.884 --> 01:02:17.045 I couldn't believe it. 01:02:17.065 --> 01:02:17.926 I wanted to... 01:02:18.406 --> 01:02:20.787 Take all those geese home and cuddle them. 01:02:21.427 --> 01:02:23.248 And Anna Paquin and Bill Pullman. 01:02:23.388 --> 01:02:23.708 Yeah. 01:02:24.669 --> 01:02:25.669 I know, it's weird, isn't it? 01:02:25.949 --> 01:02:33.372 And everything sounds better, and if you have a little glass of wine with your meal, then that sends your mind reeling in another direction as well. 01:02:33.412 --> 01:02:43.216 That's why you're not supposed to be so careful when you drink on planes, because, like, one little glass of wine that does twice as much damage to you as it does on the ground, because of the air pressure, it gets you really tooty. 01:02:44.016 --> 01:02:46.317 And so everything sounds amazing. 01:02:46.557 --> 01:02:48.177 Like they were playing lots of Timberland stuff. 01:02:48.217 --> 01:02:52.438 I was going to suggest that maybe we do a Timberland song wars, you know? 01:02:52.458 --> 01:02:56.139 I don't really listen to that sort of music very often. 01:02:56.459 --> 01:03:00.200 And I heard there was a whole channel dedicated to it, like one after the other. 01:03:00.240 --> 01:03:03.540 Mariah Carey and Madonna and all the other people that have worked with Timberland. 01:03:03.560 --> 01:03:04.181 It was good. 01:03:04.521 --> 01:03:05.981 And it was extraordinary. 01:03:06.261 --> 01:03:07.603 He's a kind of genius, isn't he? 01:03:08.043 --> 01:03:10.926 Or be it a slightly tedious one after about three songs. 01:03:11.426 --> 01:03:14.409 But anyway, I thought we could do a Timberland Song Wars. 01:03:14.690 --> 01:03:21.096 But what I was going to say was, one of the interesting things is reading the mag that tells you about all the movies you're going to get. 01:03:21.116 --> 01:03:22.818 That's the most exciting thing as soon as you get on. 01:03:23.038 --> 01:03:23.938 Yeah, it's fantastic. 01:03:23.958 --> 01:03:26.819 So you go through all the different movies you're going to get on there. 01:03:27.019 --> 01:03:28.820 And I wanted to do a little quiz on you. 01:03:29.100 --> 01:03:29.420 Good one. 01:03:29.520 --> 01:03:32.661 I thought maybe I could read out some of the synopses of the films. 01:03:32.721 --> 01:03:33.041 Do it. 01:03:33.241 --> 01:03:37.083 And if you get the... And you have to tell me what the film is, right? 01:03:37.223 --> 01:03:37.863 I understand. 01:03:39.263 --> 01:03:42.664 And I'm going to slip in a couple of not real ones in there as well. 01:03:43.185 --> 01:03:47.346 So you have to tell me if you think it's not real, you have to say, don't think it's real. 01:03:47.366 --> 01:03:48.346 All right, I'm with it, man. 01:03:48.506 --> 01:03:49.147 All right, here we go. 01:03:49.247 --> 01:03:49.547 You ready? 01:03:50.407 --> 01:03:51.468 Okay, here's the synopsis. 01:03:51.929 --> 01:04:00.217 Set in London in the 1960s, a soon-to-retire janitor convinces a disgruntled female executive to help him steal diamonds from their employer. 01:04:01.266 --> 01:04:01.506 Hmm. 01:04:01.926 --> 01:04:03.107 Well, that's got to be real. 01:04:03.947 --> 01:04:05.908 I'd say that's a real Brit crim flick. 01:04:06.028 --> 01:04:07.008 I don't know what it is, though. 01:04:07.528 --> 01:04:11.510 That is Flawless starring Michael Caine and Demi Moore. 01:04:11.530 --> 01:04:12.370 There you go. 01:04:12.390 --> 01:04:12.630 Demi Moore. 01:04:12.650 --> 01:04:13.731 That's not a new film, is it? 01:04:14.111 --> 01:04:15.251 Well, I don't know how new it is. 01:04:15.671 --> 01:04:20.073 But she plays, she is the most badly miscast in that film. 01:04:20.953 --> 01:04:22.894 She plays like a posh British woman. 01:04:25.319 --> 01:04:26.639 Okay, here's another synopsis for you. 01:04:26.659 --> 01:04:30.201 You have to tell me if this is real or not and give me the title if it's real. 01:04:30.901 --> 01:04:43.547 A newly married couple, Nima and Koju travel from Japan to Paris on their honeymoon, but tragedy strikes when first Nima then Koju are run over by cars. 01:04:47.955 --> 01:04:49.797 Are they the cars from the film cars? 01:04:49.817 --> 01:04:50.978 They might be. 01:04:51.038 --> 01:04:51.458 I don't know. 01:04:51.558 --> 01:04:51.978 You know what? 01:04:52.038 --> 01:04:53.259 I think that's probably real. 01:04:53.359 --> 01:05:00.545 It's probably a Japanese film because they tend to put on quite a lot of Japanese and often Nollywood, like Nigerian films, sometimes they have. 01:05:01.066 --> 01:05:02.127 I sometimes watch those. 01:05:02.487 --> 01:05:05.229 So I think that might be sort of a very sentimental Japanese film. 01:05:05.269 --> 01:05:06.330 The Japanese love Europe. 01:05:06.750 --> 01:05:07.491 They love Paris. 01:05:07.551 --> 01:05:08.252 They love death. 01:05:08.952 --> 01:05:12.655 That's not really what it should be. 01:05:12.675 --> 01:05:13.296 What was it called? 01:05:14.297 --> 01:05:15.758 Love, loss and traffic lights. 01:05:17.870 --> 01:05:20.252 That was what I was going to call it. 01:05:20.412 --> 01:05:21.253 I wish that was real. 01:05:21.453 --> 01:05:22.174 You ready for another one? 01:05:22.194 --> 01:05:22.254 Yes. 01:05:22.294 --> 01:05:23.214 We'll do a couple more. 01:05:23.254 --> 01:05:25.937 I might do some more of these later on because it is a fun game, let's face it. 01:05:29.059 --> 01:05:29.840 I don't want to face it. 01:05:29.860 --> 01:05:30.741 Do you want an easy one? 01:05:31.141 --> 01:05:32.742 The ugly truth is that it is fun. 01:05:32.782 --> 01:05:33.363 Here's an easy one. 01:05:33.963 --> 01:05:41.589 Dennis tries to win Libby back from her new bow and announces he'll also run in the marathon that Whit has been training for. 01:05:44.932 --> 01:05:45.613 I know what that is. 01:05:47.209 --> 01:05:48.230 I'm just remembering it. 01:05:48.430 --> 01:05:48.950 Right, right. 01:05:48.990 --> 01:05:51.112 It's run fat boy run. 01:05:51.132 --> 01:05:51.192 Yay! 01:05:52.113 --> 01:05:52.613 One point. 01:05:54.214 --> 01:05:55.535 When you get to 20. 01:05:56.156 --> 01:05:57.316 That's a good plane movie. 01:05:57.336 --> 01:05:58.797 Yeah, that is a good one. 01:05:58.817 --> 01:05:59.518 No disrespect. 01:06:00.519 --> 01:06:01.219 Okay, we all did. 01:06:01.239 --> 01:06:03.180 Should we do some more of those later? 01:06:03.200 --> 01:06:04.281 We'll do some more of those later. 01:06:04.962 --> 01:06:06.303 What did you say later like that? 01:06:07.133 --> 01:06:07.513 I don't know. 01:06:07.533 --> 01:06:10.376 I was just trying to stop myself saying later with Jules Holland. 01:06:11.598 --> 01:06:12.258 Thank God you did. 01:06:12.278 --> 01:06:12.959 Here's some music. 01:06:12.999 --> 01:06:14.100 This is The Associates. 01:06:14.220 --> 01:06:14.481 Is it? 01:06:14.561 --> 01:06:14.821 Yes. 01:06:14.841 --> 01:06:15.562 That's a classic. 01:06:15.622 --> 01:06:16.042 Let's hear it. 01:06:16.062 --> 01:06:16.623 Party first two. 01:06:17.324 --> 01:06:21.268 That's Oasis, of course, and The Shock of the Lightning. 01:06:22.008 --> 01:06:23.810 That's new Oasis, I believe. 01:06:24.030 --> 01:06:24.311 Isn't it? 01:06:24.731 --> 01:06:25.171 Yeah, it is. 01:06:25.211 --> 01:06:28.893 It's released on the 29th of September, and it's taken from their forthcoming album. 01:06:29.634 --> 01:06:31.315 Is it called Dig Out Your Soul? 01:06:31.395 --> 01:06:33.296 It's misprinted here on our playlist. 01:06:33.336 --> 01:06:34.136 Dig Out Your Soul. 01:06:34.156 --> 01:06:39.119 That's out on October the 6th, if you like that kind of thing. 01:06:39.159 --> 01:06:41.360 Which, of course, you do, because it's good fun. 01:06:41.380 --> 01:06:44.982 It sounds like they've gone back to the motherlode there, haven't they? 01:06:45.022 --> 01:06:46.623 Back to their rooty-tooties. 01:06:46.703 --> 01:06:53.227 Recharged their batteries and had some vim and a little slice of vigour. 01:06:53.587 --> 01:06:53.787 Yeah. 01:06:54.147 --> 01:06:54.968 And that's all jolly. 01:06:55.448 --> 01:06:57.450 You know what I like in a magazine, Adam? 01:06:59.091 --> 01:07:00.312 Well, obviously there's that. 01:07:00.632 --> 01:07:02.274 But you know what else I like in a magazine? 01:07:02.354 --> 01:07:02.514 No. 01:07:03.274 --> 01:07:08.939 I like a really good interview with someone interesting, but I don't like it editorialised. 01:07:08.959 --> 01:07:12.822 I like it when they just print the question and verbatim print the answer. 01:07:13.102 --> 01:07:13.302 Right. 01:07:13.342 --> 01:07:14.523 And I like it to be long. 01:07:14.983 --> 01:07:17.545 Four, five pages, six pages even. 01:07:17.846 --> 01:07:19.387 They do a very good one in Empire. 01:07:19.787 --> 01:07:35.230 yes they get a star and they really grill them they do it really well it's kevin cost a lot this week yeah i love those don't you like that kind of thing that would be my favorite article in a magazine would be a good proper directly transcribed interview with someone interesting 01:07:35.250 --> 01:07:39.913 Do you like it when it gets a little prickly and the star gets a bit gnarkey, maybe walks out? 01:07:39.933 --> 01:07:39.993 Yes. 01:07:40.253 --> 01:07:40.513 Yes. 01:07:40.633 --> 01:07:46.476 I especially like it when they transcribe completely verbatim all the ums and errs and mistakes and stuff. 01:07:46.496 --> 01:07:47.076 Do you know what I mean? 01:07:47.457 --> 01:07:49.117 It's very unforgiving for the star, though. 01:07:49.157 --> 01:07:50.118 I mean that it's good. 01:07:50.398 --> 01:07:53.580 Yeah, but your PR is going to be steering you away from that kind of interview. 01:07:54.060 --> 01:08:00.443 You know, it's not going to be easy to keep that kind of thing going in your magazine because everyone, the word on the street is going to be don't do that one. 01:08:00.984 --> 01:08:02.465 Don't do the flunt interview. 01:08:04.005 --> 01:08:07.126 Because they write everything down verbatim. 01:08:07.166 --> 01:08:08.066 You don't want everything written. 01:08:08.206 --> 01:08:14.188 You trust the journalist if you do an interview to edit out all the bits where you sound like a complete drongo. 01:08:14.968 --> 01:08:15.848 I mean, Lord knows. 01:08:15.928 --> 01:08:18.449 We always hope that they're going to make us sound nice. 01:08:18.969 --> 01:08:19.589 We are always. 01:08:19.889 --> 01:08:19.969 What? 01:08:20.609 --> 01:08:21.309 Don't you think, though? 01:08:21.389 --> 01:08:22.550 Yeah, no, that's absolutely true. 01:08:23.650 --> 01:08:24.571 That's absolutely true. 01:08:24.591 --> 01:08:25.292 But I know what you mean. 01:08:25.312 --> 01:08:26.453 It is enjoyable. 01:08:26.473 --> 01:08:27.714 Just saying that that's my favourite thing. 01:08:27.754 --> 01:08:30.096 You read those magazines about rocksters. 01:08:30.116 --> 01:08:30.776 I love it. 01:08:30.796 --> 01:08:31.777 Do you like that kind of thing? 01:08:31.797 --> 01:08:35.100 Do they do that kind of thing in Mojo and Q and that kind of mag? 01:08:35.120 --> 01:08:36.101 Yeah, no, absolutely. 01:08:36.121 --> 01:08:42.246 There was an interview with Morrissey a while back in Mojo that was so compelling and well-written. 01:08:42.266 --> 01:08:43.067 Long, was it long? 01:08:43.107 --> 01:08:48.152 It was really long and that was one of the only times I felt like writing in and saying, 01:08:48.672 --> 01:08:56.114 I just read, I just read that article about Morrissey, I just wanted to write in and say, erm, well done, in that voice. 01:08:56.134 --> 01:08:57.054 Don't need to be ashamed. 01:08:57.695 --> 01:08:59.095 Be nice, they'd like to get your letter. 01:08:59.255 --> 01:08:59.815 Yeah, maybe. 01:09:00.735 --> 01:09:03.796 Er, anyway, can we have the jingle again, please, lady producer? 01:09:03.816 --> 01:09:04.416 Thank you. 01:09:05.297 --> 01:09:08.098 Text-a-nation, text, text, text, text-a-nation. 01:09:08.138 --> 01:09:09.118 What if I don't want to? 01:09:09.358 --> 01:09:10.078 Text-a-nation. 01:09:10.178 --> 01:09:12.079 But I'm using email, is that a problem? 01:09:12.099 --> 01:09:12.959 It doesn't matter, text! 01:09:15.185 --> 01:09:19.866 Text the Nation this week, listeners, is about coming up with ideas for new magazines. 01:09:20.466 --> 01:09:23.787 And here's one from Steph Heald in Redcar. 01:09:24.247 --> 01:09:28.468 I'm not going to read out the beginning of your text, Steph, because it's obscene. 01:09:28.969 --> 01:09:31.429 But the second part is good. 01:09:31.709 --> 01:09:32.549 Quip magazine. 01:09:32.910 --> 01:09:39.251 Full of interesting facts, witty remarks, one-liners, all you need to disguise social inadequacies. 01:09:39.631 --> 01:09:42.172 I imagine articles being no longer than five words. 01:09:42.392 --> 01:09:43.053 That's a good idea. 01:09:43.073 --> 01:09:44.334 I was thinking of something very similar. 01:09:44.354 --> 01:09:47.817 I was thinking of a compendium of comebacks and put-downs. 01:09:47.917 --> 01:09:48.197 Right. 01:09:48.678 --> 01:09:51.880 That's more like a mini-book by The Till, isn't it? 01:09:51.960 --> 01:09:56.484 Could be a book, but then you could have... Hey, what's the difference between a book and a mag anyway? 01:09:56.625 --> 01:09:57.045 What is it? 01:09:57.625 --> 01:09:58.546 Not a lot these days. 01:09:58.947 --> 01:09:59.647 Well, I'm asking, why? 01:10:03.391 --> 01:10:06.814 It's just the size and that's it really. 01:10:07.155 --> 01:10:07.976 The staples. 01:10:08.516 --> 01:10:10.338 Yeah, it's just the design differences. 01:10:10.378 --> 01:10:12.981 The content actually doesn't have to vary. 01:10:13.021 --> 01:10:14.823 Can't get as many ads into books. 01:10:14.903 --> 01:10:15.684 Got you, got you. 01:10:16.866 --> 01:10:19.348 OK, is Adam and John BBC Six music? 01:10:19.548 --> 01:10:19.768 What? 01:10:20.709 --> 01:10:25.933 I was thinking of another mag, OC Daily. 01:10:26.514 --> 01:10:26.674 Right. 01:10:26.694 --> 01:10:27.915 Is that about the show, the OC? 01:10:28.155 --> 01:10:31.458 No, it's about it's for people who suffer from OCD. 01:10:31.558 --> 01:10:31.758 Right. 01:10:31.778 --> 01:10:33.219 Obsessive compulsive disorder. 01:10:33.239 --> 01:10:33.960 Yeah, exactly. 01:10:34.300 --> 01:10:43.808 Even mild forms thereof, because let's face it, increasingly in the modern world, everyone is afflicted with some form of mild obsessive compulsive behaviour. 01:10:44.048 --> 01:11:08.270 page layout would be critical wouldn't it yes very organized and you might repeat pages maybe just to write to make it more exciting plus I think you'd sell a lot of copies because people once they started buying it they wouldn't be able to I think it wouldn't be a normal magazine that would would that was bound on one side it would be it would be on a stick and the pages would just revolve around the stick do you know what I mean yeah so you could just read it 01:11:09.131 --> 01:11:10.132 interminably. 01:11:10.693 --> 01:11:11.333 Right, right, right. 01:11:11.353 --> 01:11:12.995 You can just flick it round and round and round. 01:11:13.756 --> 01:11:14.517 Wouldn't have a cover. 01:11:15.698 --> 01:11:16.338 It's just an idea. 01:11:16.378 --> 01:11:17.640 Here's some more text from readers. 01:11:18.501 --> 01:11:20.863 An anonymous text says, men's unhealthy. 01:11:21.223 --> 01:11:27.790 A mag with ideas on how to stay fat and not get the ladies and ways to make sure you don't have a successful life. 01:11:28.170 --> 01:11:28.931 I've got that mag. 01:11:29.512 --> 01:11:31.113 You edit that one, don't you? 01:11:33.535 --> 01:11:38.139 Here's another one from Neil in London, forgive me if I haven't pronounced that correctly. 01:11:38.179 --> 01:11:43.404 My magazine is called Cheek, C-H-W-E-K, in a pun on chic. 01:11:43.844 --> 01:11:56.255 It's basically the same as other lady brain rotting mags, but everyone wears a hat at a jaunty angle, thus cocking a snoot at men, saying, hey, we don't play by your rules. 01:11:58.977 --> 01:11:59.478 That's nice. 01:11:59.798 --> 01:12:02.220 I like the fact that the only difference is the angle of the hat. 01:12:02.320 --> 01:12:07.063 Also, I like the fact they're cocking a snoot rather than a snook, which is what you would normally cock, I believe. 01:12:07.364 --> 01:12:08.164 That's very true. 01:12:08.344 --> 01:12:19.113 And finally, a text from Dom from Nut, The Gentleman's Weekly, saying, because earlier we were saying that their sails were going down. 01:12:19.173 --> 01:12:19.793 Is he complaining? 01:12:19.933 --> 01:12:20.794 Yeah, he's saying 01:12:20.974 --> 01:12:25.718 We sell 12 million copies a year, millions more than FHM or GQ. 01:12:25.998 --> 01:12:26.659 Good show though. 01:12:26.939 --> 01:12:27.460 Hey, thanks. 01:12:27.500 --> 01:12:27.960 Thanks, Dom. 01:12:28.400 --> 01:12:40.090 We didn't mean to, you know, we were talking about minor fluctuations in the markets and exaggerating them in order to make a sort of a stupid feature to pad out our program. 01:12:40.211 --> 01:12:40.611 Exactly. 01:12:40.631 --> 01:12:41.632 Is there anything wrong with that? 01:12:42.312 --> 01:12:43.694 I mean, God, you work for nuts. 01:12:43.834 --> 01:12:45.295 Are there any rules against that? 01:12:45.715 --> 01:12:50.719 But no, sorry about that man, no disrespect, you know, good on your nuts. 01:12:51.579 --> 01:12:51.799 Yeah. 01:12:52.280 --> 01:12:58.224 And finally, even though the last one was finally, definitely finally, Andy Fromstoke, Newington, procrastination today. 01:12:58.824 --> 01:13:00.646 What do, why, what? 01:13:01.026 --> 01:13:03.848 Why do today, what doesn't matter anyway? 01:13:04.148 --> 01:13:05.589 Hey, that's a brilliant idea. 01:13:05.609 --> 01:13:10.372 I mean, there's all sorts, my whole life is just a continuum of procrastination. 01:13:10.432 --> 01:13:11.473 Or you could have 01:13:11.593 --> 01:13:15.836 interesting articles, tips for things, different new ways to put things off. 01:13:16.277 --> 01:13:19.279 You know, one day it's alphabetizing your CD collection. 01:13:19.299 --> 01:13:24.683 I think one of, in my mind, the main idea for that would be all articles would just flow into each other. 01:13:25.263 --> 01:13:33.590 So you'd have the occasional big bit of font that would pull you into a particular place on a page, but it would just be one huge article. 01:13:33.890 --> 01:13:35.411 You know, because you couldn't stop reading it. 01:13:35.571 --> 01:13:35.731 Right. 01:13:35.791 --> 01:13:36.492 Unput-downable. 01:13:36.772 --> 01:13:37.953 Unput-downable. 01:13:38.213 --> 01:13:39.114 That's a good idea, man. 01:13:39.134 --> 01:13:40.335 There's some very good ideas. 01:13:40.815 --> 01:13:44.477 Again, lots of opportunities for making money. 01:13:44.497 --> 01:13:46.198 Hooray, that's what it's all about. 01:13:46.698 --> 01:13:49.960 What's life's about? 01:13:50.080 --> 01:13:52.582 Here's Free Choice, listeners. 01:13:52.842 --> 01:13:55.023 This is a classic from Neil Young. 01:13:55.343 --> 01:14:00.506 And as I was boasting earlier, I went to see Radiohead playing in Los Angeles this week. 01:14:01.006 --> 01:14:06.229 And when Tom York bounded out on stage, and they were very excited about doing the shows, right? 01:14:06.249 --> 01:14:08.951 Because I was chatting to them beforehand, a little chit chat. 01:14:09.871 --> 01:14:12.473 So they were excited because there was a lot of celebrities in the audience. 01:14:12.493 --> 01:14:13.873 They were probably excited because you were there. 01:14:13.994 --> 01:14:19.056 They were very excited because I was there and also they were... Shall I tell you some of the people in the audience? 01:14:19.276 --> 01:14:19.977 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 01:14:19.997 --> 01:14:21.838 You teased your list of 20 famous people. 01:14:21.878 --> 01:14:23.239 Were they all in the Radiohead audience? 01:14:23.319 --> 01:14:23.479 Yeah. 01:14:23.939 --> 01:14:24.679 I'll guess some of them. 01:14:24.760 --> 01:14:25.100 Stiller? 01:14:25.920 --> 01:14:26.681 Stiller was not there. 01:14:26.761 --> 01:14:27.621 He was not there? 01:14:27.641 --> 01:14:29.642 No, it was a funny mix of people. 01:14:30.503 --> 01:14:31.263 Rufus Sewell. 01:14:31.543 --> 01:14:31.823 Right. 01:14:31.944 --> 01:14:32.524 First one I saw. 01:14:34.193 --> 01:14:36.635 You can't have that, not for seeing somebody. 01:14:37.515 --> 01:14:37.916 Can you? 01:14:38.056 --> 01:14:42.878 We don't need the name drop sound for the rest of these because a lot of them don't deserve it. 01:14:43.139 --> 01:14:44.820 Ellen DeGeneres, right? 01:14:45.420 --> 01:14:46.480 Justin Timberlarken. 01:14:47.001 --> 01:14:47.921 Oh, that's exciting. 01:14:47.941 --> 01:14:48.702 It was quite a good one. 01:14:48.742 --> 01:14:51.143 He was there snogging a beautiful woman. 01:14:51.383 --> 01:14:51.763 Really? 01:14:51.884 --> 01:14:53.524 Snogging her during the song? 01:14:53.545 --> 01:14:54.865 Making a big deal out of it. 01:14:54.905 --> 01:14:55.205 Really? 01:14:55.245 --> 01:14:56.106 Snogging her face. 01:14:56.746 --> 01:14:57.827 Oh, easily tongue. 01:14:57.927 --> 01:14:58.267 Really? 01:14:58.487 --> 01:14:59.528 Everyone must have been looking. 01:14:59.548 --> 01:15:00.668 He was practically reproducing. 01:15:00.688 --> 01:15:01.929 People get off on that kind of thing. 01:15:02.309 --> 01:15:03.269 He disgusts me. 01:15:03.329 --> 01:15:04.249 He absolutely disgusts me. 01:15:04.269 --> 01:15:04.730 Keep talking. 01:15:04.750 --> 01:15:05.270 Timberlarken. 01:15:06.370 --> 01:15:09.531 Rosanna Arquette, grooving with her hands in the air. 01:15:09.832 --> 01:15:10.272 Really? 01:15:10.532 --> 01:15:15.254 And which was making everything considerable below their shake around. 01:15:15.314 --> 01:15:16.094 It was brilliant. 01:15:16.714 --> 01:15:18.875 Doesn't this take the edge off the mood of Radiohead a bit? 01:15:18.895 --> 01:15:23.136 You don't want to be listening to Radiohead and turn around and look at them people doing them things. 01:15:23.156 --> 01:15:25.816 Well, Radiohead shows at the moment are kind of a party event. 01:15:25.856 --> 01:15:26.256 Really? 01:15:26.496 --> 01:15:27.637 They're upbeat now. 01:15:27.697 --> 01:15:35.058 Well, they have honed their craft in such a way as every single song is really punchy and a lot of their stuff is quite dancey. 01:15:35.118 --> 01:15:35.358 Right. 01:15:35.959 --> 01:15:37.979 So you're grooving around a lot of the time. 01:15:38.019 --> 01:15:42.300 I find it hard enough to deal with the fact that other people like the bands I like, let alone stars. 01:15:42.440 --> 01:15:43.000 Do you know what I mean? 01:15:43.040 --> 01:15:44.181 Yeah, but when you're in L.A. 01:15:44.501 --> 01:15:44.901 Keep going. 01:15:44.921 --> 01:15:45.501 Dave Grohl? 01:15:46.061 --> 01:15:46.321 Good. 01:15:46.741 --> 01:15:47.822 Looking gorgeous. 01:15:48.202 --> 01:15:48.502 Really? 01:15:48.542 --> 01:15:49.063 Lovely hair. 01:15:49.323 --> 01:15:50.123 Lovely hair. 01:15:50.263 --> 01:15:52.985 I had to really stop myself going up and... He should do a pandemic first. 01:15:53.205 --> 01:15:54.225 He should, shouldn't he? 01:15:54.265 --> 01:15:55.966 He should take over from Pierce Brosnan. 01:15:55.986 --> 01:15:58.367 He should just take over from Davina McCall in general. 01:15:58.567 --> 01:15:59.568 And present Big Brother. 01:15:59.588 --> 01:16:00.068 Yeah. 01:16:00.088 --> 01:16:00.468 You alright? 01:16:00.568 --> 01:16:01.389 That's a very good idea. 01:16:01.949 --> 01:16:02.610 James Blunt. 01:16:03.131 --> 01:16:08.097 Blunt was grooving around there, looking exactly as you would expect. 01:16:08.417 --> 01:16:09.138 Heather Graham. 01:16:09.839 --> 01:16:10.480 Oh. 01:16:11.100 --> 01:16:14.104 She's just not aged in however long it's been. 01:16:14.625 --> 01:16:17.568 Ten years or whatever she looks exactly the same, i.e. 01:16:17.869 --> 01:16:18.530 very nice. 01:16:19.010 --> 01:16:19.891 Keanu Reeves. 01:16:20.512 --> 01:16:22.053 Hard breasts are full of helium. 01:16:22.333 --> 01:16:22.653 Are they? 01:16:22.673 --> 01:16:22.713 No. 01:16:23.153 --> 01:16:25.014 Oh, we're not going to have time to play this song now, are we? 01:16:25.494 --> 01:16:28.035 OK, listen, I'll do... Yeah, OK. 01:16:28.075 --> 01:16:29.255 I'll race through these other ones. 01:16:29.776 --> 01:16:30.436 Juliette Lewis. 01:16:30.896 --> 01:16:31.956 She was there, looking nuts. 01:16:33.697 --> 01:16:34.597 Who else have we got? 01:16:35.998 --> 01:16:36.878 Oh, I mentioned... That was it. 01:16:36.918 --> 01:16:37.939 That was it for the radio pitch. 01:16:37.959 --> 01:16:39.099 That's not 20, but that was good. 01:16:39.419 --> 01:16:41.020 Anyway, they played a cover of this track. 01:16:41.220 --> 01:16:44.063 by Neil Young, and they did it amazingly well. 01:16:44.323 --> 01:16:55.074 You can imagine that Tom York's voice is suited to doing a good Neil Young thing, and so he and Johnny Greenwood just went out there with their acoustic guitars and did this, and it was one of the highlights of the shows. 01:16:55.134 --> 01:16:56.235 Tell Me Why by Neil Young. 01:16:56.516 --> 01:16:58.798 There you go, that's Tell Me Why by Neil Young. 01:16:58.838 --> 01:17:01.220 This is Adam and Joe on BBC 6 Music. 01:17:01.340 --> 01:17:02.402 Time now for the news. 01:17:04.992 --> 01:17:15.276 They're from, I think, Manchester, and there's four of them, and their thing is that they use, like, cleaning equipment on their head. 01:17:15.676 --> 01:17:24.440 These guys have got mops, and they're called the Beatles, and it's like a joke, but they're not actual, like, insects. 01:17:24.920 --> 01:17:27.241 They're spelling it like the beat, you know? 01:17:27.261 --> 01:17:28.081 I didn't like it. 01:17:28.121 --> 01:17:29.522 You should listen to some Thompson twins. 01:17:29.562 --> 01:17:30.622 They're coming up in a second. 01:17:30.882 --> 01:17:31.223 Right, anyway. 01:17:31.263 --> 01:17:32.223 They'll teach you a thing or two. 01:17:32.423 --> 01:17:33.043 Yeah, I don't know. 01:17:34.324 --> 01:17:36.004 If you like that kind of, that was called Glass Onion. 01:17:36.364 --> 01:17:39.265 And this is Adam and Joe here on BBC Six Music. 01:17:40.466 --> 01:17:50.389 And we are going to recap right now on the whole song wars situation for you, if you've just tuned in and you're a little bit frightened and worried and anxious that maybe you missed song wars. 01:17:50.649 --> 01:17:54.532 It's okay, don't worry about it, because we're going to play our songs again for you now. 01:17:55.332 --> 01:17:58.415 And maybe, I don't know, we should play them in the other order. 01:17:58.435 --> 01:18:00.997 Don't think you need to bother playing mine, really. 01:18:01.017 --> 01:18:06.120 I get a sort of sneak, sort of temperature test, what do they call it, a snapshot of the results? 01:18:06.140 --> 01:18:13.666 Because I'm looking through the emails here for the Text the Nation, and I think I've got one vote so far. 01:18:13.746 --> 01:18:14.406 Right, you never know. 01:18:14.446 --> 01:18:15.087 You've got a lot. 01:18:15.487 --> 01:18:17.147 It can always go a strange way. 01:18:17.368 --> 01:18:17.668 I know. 01:18:17.688 --> 01:18:18.948 I know. 01:18:18.968 --> 01:18:29.571 If you didn't listen before, our songs this week are inspired by articles or bits of text in the lady magazine Gracia. 01:18:30.231 --> 01:18:32.391 And let's play. 01:18:32.972 --> 01:18:34.712 Let's do them the other way around this time, shall we? 01:18:35.472 --> 01:18:35.853 I don't know. 01:18:35.973 --> 01:18:37.274 I think you should play mine first. 01:18:37.374 --> 01:18:44.879 I think the problem with mine is is everyone's tired with my kind of pseudo Heaven 17 Bowie impression. 01:18:45.199 --> 01:18:45.619 Let's face it. 01:18:45.639 --> 01:18:46.380 I'm tired of it. 01:18:46.560 --> 01:18:47.661 You haven't done it that often. 01:18:47.701 --> 01:18:49.001 I've fallen into a rut. 01:18:50.683 --> 01:18:54.025 But, you know, there are hidden depths in my song. 01:18:54.225 --> 01:18:55.085 Yeah, I liked it. 01:18:55.126 --> 01:18:55.726 It was groovy. 01:18:55.766 --> 01:18:57.907 Your stuff is always very well produced, if I may say. 01:18:57.927 --> 01:18:58.408 Thanks a lot. 01:18:58.468 --> 01:18:59.849 You're one of the best producers in the world. 01:18:59.889 --> 01:19:00.909 Why don't they produce them? 01:19:01.089 --> 01:19:01.970 You know, they have them. 01:19:02.390 --> 01:19:04.192 They have that trail for the Brian Wilson thing. 01:19:05.506 --> 01:19:06.347 They should, shouldn't they? 01:19:06.387 --> 01:19:06.727 Yeah. 01:19:07.047 --> 01:19:08.908 Brian Wilson, Schmelson. 01:19:08.948 --> 01:19:09.609 Cares about him. 01:19:09.649 --> 01:19:13.511 Has he ever done one star? 01:19:13.751 --> 01:19:14.372 So what? 01:19:14.792 --> 01:19:18.494 Let's, you know, let's hear a program about how you make something like this. 01:19:20.576 --> 01:19:22.657 Let's see what's in this week's Grazia. 01:19:23.337 --> 01:19:24.999 This week in Grazia. 01:19:25.539 --> 01:19:26.760 Fashion charts. 01:19:27.400 --> 01:19:28.201 It's Peaches. 01:19:28.301 --> 01:19:30.702 What do you expect by James Brown? 01:19:30.882 --> 01:19:31.723 Oh, Peaches. 01:19:33.291 --> 01:19:37.052 including the great A-list, baby weight race, and more time. 01:19:58.171 --> 01:19:58.251 Wow! 01:19:58.271 --> 01:19:58.411 Meet ya! 01:19:58.431 --> 01:20:01.033 Who is wearing what this week and why? 01:20:35.892 --> 01:20:37.034 I'm panicking! 01:20:37.054 --> 01:20:38.776 The Atkins diet is back! 01:20:38.956 --> 01:20:39.456 Oh God! 01:20:51.358 --> 01:20:54.879 Oh God, that was just the contents page. 01:20:55.259 --> 01:20:56.740 That's the song number one, Joe's song. 01:20:56.780 --> 01:21:13.245 We had a couple of texts earlier complaining about a slight sort of tone of misogyny in the programme at the beginning because we were being derogatory about lady magazines specifically, not the gender of women 01:21:14.265 --> 01:21:30.211 uh who you know we have nothing against as a whole the woman gender the woman gender it's just the magazines yeah uh women's magazines are stupider than men's magazines now i think generally absolutely know what you think but uh anyway so that's song number one 01:21:31.111 --> 01:21:36.136 I didn't really actually get around to apologizing if we were being misogynistic, so I apologize. 01:21:36.336 --> 01:21:37.837 We were talking about the mags, not the people. 01:21:38.058 --> 01:21:40.219 No, there's absolutely no misogyny implied. 01:21:40.259 --> 01:21:49.468 In fact, it's a sense of kinship and oneness with ladies that makes us upset on their behalf when you read some of the stuff that you get in these mags. 01:21:50.088 --> 01:21:51.730 Not like Grazio, of course, which is wonderful. 01:21:51.790 --> 01:21:52.430 Very different. 01:21:52.511 --> 01:21:53.031 Well balanced. 01:21:53.051 --> 01:21:53.952 It's like a great novel. 01:21:54.472 --> 01:22:01.358 Um, so here is my song, which is, I forget what it's called, but it's a good title, man. 01:22:01.718 --> 01:22:04.100 It was called something like I wish it was cool. 01:22:04.120 --> 01:22:06.361 It's called too beautiful for an old bag like me. 01:22:06.862 --> 01:22:07.082 Yeah. 01:22:08.083 --> 01:22:09.104 No, this is not the song. 01:22:09.644 --> 01:22:12.046 This is Adele with many shades of black. 01:22:13.337 --> 01:22:13.898 Oh, hmm. 01:22:30.559 --> 01:22:31.860 That would have been crazy. 01:22:31.880 --> 01:22:33.742 In fact, she was right. 01:22:34.443 --> 01:22:36.624 Rob-O was only 27. 01:22:36.985 --> 01:22:38.906 I had more baggage than terminal 5. 01:22:39.166 --> 01:22:40.488 Better to let it go now. 01:22:40.988 --> 01:22:43.290 So I ignored Rob-O's texts when they came. 01:22:43.310 --> 01:22:45.692 It was cold to him on the phone. 01:22:45.752 --> 01:22:47.654 Better to hurt now than later. 01:23:05.822 --> 01:23:09.344 Eventually, after a week of the cold shoulder, he came looking for me. 01:23:09.384 --> 01:23:10.485 What's going on? 01:23:10.705 --> 01:23:12.967 He asked, his pale blue eyes looking hurt. 01:23:13.327 --> 01:23:14.288 It all spilled out. 01:23:14.628 --> 01:23:19.231 Rob's death, the age difference, my fear for the future, if we had a future. 01:23:19.331 --> 01:23:20.712 I like you a bit too much. 01:23:20.892 --> 01:23:22.433 I said, I'm scared. 01:23:22.893 --> 01:23:24.795 Do you think I'm going to let you go? 01:23:24.835 --> 01:23:25.375 She replied. 01:23:32.930 --> 01:23:58.759 The wolf out of the fairytale I once lived I tried to give this crazy thing a proper go I was too old, too damaged He was a girl of life, always excited Always wanting to do so much, see so many things He was too beautiful for a cranky old bag like me 01:24:01.500 --> 01:24:03.141 Ah, there we go, song number two. 01:24:03.482 --> 01:24:04.382 That was Adam's song. 01:24:04.422 --> 01:24:11.027 Vote for either Adam or Joe at the email address adamandjo.sixmusicatbbc.co.uk. 01:24:11.067 --> 01:24:17.032 You can listen again to those songs online from tomorrow evening they go up or something or you can listen to the whole show. 01:24:18.092 --> 01:24:30.200 via the Listen Again function on the BBC6 Music website, or there's the podcast that'll go up again at about 6 o'clock tomorrow, beautifully edited, it will be, by our crack team, by our team who are all on crack. 01:24:30.761 --> 01:24:37.305 And if you want to read the words to those songs, then you can buy the Lady Mag that we've been talking about too much. 01:24:37.805 --> 01:24:41.248 So what about some final text the nations, just to round that up? 01:24:42.547 --> 01:24:46.988 Well, I tell you what, why don't we play your free choice now and then do the Texas Nations after that? 01:24:47.008 --> 01:24:49.249 Because you've got a bit of Thompson Twins in your life. 01:24:49.349 --> 01:24:50.649 Yeah, this is the Thompson Twins. 01:24:50.669 --> 01:24:52.169 This is Love On Your Side. 01:24:52.189 --> 01:24:54.050 This is from Quick Step and Sidekick, isn't it? 01:24:54.710 --> 01:24:55.010 Yeah. 01:24:55.570 --> 01:24:58.731 And I like this particularly because they reference their own record in this. 01:24:58.911 --> 01:24:59.131 Yes. 01:24:59.311 --> 01:25:01.431 You played me all your favourite records! 01:25:03.712 --> 01:25:07.855 which is a riff from a previous Thompson Twins single called In the Name of Love. 01:25:08.135 --> 01:25:10.197 Can you think of any other records that do that? 01:25:10.257 --> 01:25:12.058 That actually, um... Oh, there's loads. 01:25:12.278 --> 01:25:15.861 Really, that have bits of an artist's previous record in them. 01:25:16.001 --> 01:25:16.461 I think so. 01:25:16.481 --> 01:25:19.603 His poppers do it quite a lot, lyrically and stuff, and with samples. 01:25:19.683 --> 01:25:21.785 I bet you our listeners can tell us a few. 01:25:21.925 --> 01:25:25.007 Anyway, this is the Thompson Twins with Love on Your Side. 01:25:25.127 --> 01:25:25.568 There we go. 01:25:25.608 --> 01:25:26.688 That's how to make music. 01:25:26.929 --> 01:25:27.769 That's how to sing. 01:25:27.929 --> 01:25:29.050 That's how to play instruments. 01:25:29.090 --> 01:25:30.051 That's how to produce. 01:25:30.111 --> 01:25:31.372 That's how to arrange. 01:25:32.813 --> 01:25:34.835 That's exactly how to say rap, boy rap. 01:25:36.176 --> 01:25:39.078 That's how to get people to rap, generally just walk up to them and shout that at them. 01:25:39.659 --> 01:25:40.680 And then I'll bust some rhymes. 01:25:40.700 --> 01:25:42.481 That's the Thompson twins with love on your side. 01:25:43.122 --> 01:25:45.604 Very, very, very, very good indeed. 01:25:45.664 --> 01:25:47.686 Happy about pulling that one out of the bag, will you? 01:25:48.426 --> 01:25:48.607 Yes. 01:25:49.127 --> 01:25:49.968 Very good, yes. 01:25:50.168 --> 01:25:52.390 So let's do some final text the nations. 01:25:52.630 --> 01:25:53.231 Jingle time? 01:25:53.591 --> 01:25:54.552 Little jingle jingle. 01:25:56.226 --> 01:25:57.048 Text-a-nation! 01:25:57.108 --> 01:25:57.388 Text! 01:25:57.468 --> 01:25:57.749 Text! 01:25:57.809 --> 01:25:58.170 Text! 01:25:58.270 --> 01:25:59.011 Text-a-nation! 01:25:59.091 --> 01:26:00.053 What if I don't want to? 01:26:00.294 --> 01:26:01.035 Text-a-nation! 01:26:01.115 --> 01:26:02.157 But I'm using email. 01:26:02.317 --> 01:26:03.039 Is that a problem? 01:26:03.059 --> 01:26:03.620 It doesn't matter! 01:26:03.640 --> 01:26:03.880 Text! 01:26:06.365 --> 01:26:11.328 And this week's Text the Nation idea is asking for ideas for new magazines. 01:26:11.409 --> 01:26:13.410 That wasn't a very successful sentence, was it? 01:26:13.450 --> 01:26:14.210 That was fine, man. 01:26:14.311 --> 01:26:14.551 Really? 01:26:14.731 --> 01:26:16.172 All the salient facts were in there. 01:26:16.972 --> 01:26:19.714 So here are some more to the final ones. 01:26:19.774 --> 01:26:26.119 This is from Jim and George, who have put their combined imaginative talents together to come up with the following. 01:26:26.179 --> 01:26:27.019 They're manheads. 01:26:27.300 --> 01:26:31.382 Our idea is for a magazine devoted to self-tanning called Going for Bronze. 01:26:31.883 --> 01:26:34.625 It has special features on celebs favoured 01:26:35.245 --> 01:26:36.486 Pantone of tan. 01:26:37.187 --> 01:26:39.748 It also features... Oh my god. 01:26:40.249 --> 01:26:42.190 Also features on tanning gone wrong. 01:26:42.531 --> 01:26:48.655 The tagline would be the opposite to the free newspapers where the ink comes off in your hands, yeah, and can be applied as tanning lotions. 01:26:48.995 --> 01:26:49.396 Yes! 01:26:49.476 --> 01:26:50.136 Get the drift? 01:26:50.276 --> 01:26:50.897 Very good idea. 01:26:50.917 --> 01:26:53.379 So you come away with the palms of your hands. 01:26:54.059 --> 01:26:55.400 or your fingertips tanned. 01:26:55.500 --> 01:26:56.661 Going for bronze. 01:26:57.222 --> 01:26:57.742 I like it. 01:26:57.762 --> 01:27:00.004 I was thinking the other day on a slight tangent. 01:27:00.905 --> 01:27:01.765 Did I say this already? 01:27:01.785 --> 01:27:06.189 They missed a trick during the Olympics by not having the theme be going for gold. 01:27:07.450 --> 01:27:07.710 You know? 01:27:07.730 --> 01:27:08.991 The heat is on. 01:27:09.512 --> 01:27:10.753 The time is right. 01:27:11.333 --> 01:27:14.235 Did they be missing the trick for several Olympics? 01:27:14.255 --> 01:27:15.657 When was that last on that programme? 01:27:15.697 --> 01:27:16.117 Doesn't matter. 01:27:16.377 --> 01:27:18.139 They could revive it for the next Olympics though. 01:27:18.179 --> 01:27:18.399 Right. 01:27:19.039 --> 01:27:20.701 People are coming. 01:27:20.781 --> 01:27:22.062 Everyone's trying. 01:27:22.422 --> 01:27:23.403 Trying to do. 01:27:29.038 --> 01:27:39.692 Neil Littlejohns says hi, how about a magazine that's a sort of reality version of magazines like HEAT where the paparazzi go around taking obtrusive pictures of and just generally harassing members of the public? 01:27:40.372 --> 01:27:42.973 Quite a few people have given us this idea, actually. 01:27:43.093 --> 01:27:43.534 Oh, really? 01:27:44.394 --> 01:27:48.416 The idea of just turning the whole paparazzi lens on normal people. 01:27:48.796 --> 01:27:52.978 Well, famous people would enjoy that, and maybe the magazine would only be read by famous people. 01:27:53.718 --> 01:27:59.801 After the photographers have taken the pictures, the writers can make up absurd claims about people they know nothing about. 01:28:00.621 --> 01:28:02.182 That's almost what happens already. 01:28:02.702 --> 01:28:04.063 I can't think of a good name for it, though. 01:28:04.483 --> 01:28:06.124 Big bother, perhaps. 01:28:06.924 --> 01:28:10.286 or I'm not a celebrity, get me in there or something like that. 01:28:10.306 --> 01:28:11.506 That's quite a good idea, isn't it? 01:28:11.546 --> 01:28:12.386 Yeah, I like that idea. 01:28:13.327 --> 01:28:20.750 Matt Gary, his idea is a magazine called Angry Commuter, a weekly magazine full of rants and rages about public transport. 01:28:20.770 --> 01:28:29.494 It also includes large print pages of specific written rants, which the readers can turn and aim at any annoying fellow commuters whilst pretending to still read the other side. 01:28:29.994 --> 01:28:36.660 Well the one I had when I was on the Tube this morning was people leaving their rubbish and debris on the seat and if it's the only seat available to you, you're charged with the task of removing all their rubbish. 01:28:51.852 --> 01:28:55.394 What kind of person just leaves the empty plastic drink? 01:28:55.414 --> 01:29:00.096 Hey, it's carton and the... I need... If they treat the world like that, imagine how the world's gonna treat them. 01:29:00.116 --> 01:29:01.076 That's what I think. 01:29:01.536 --> 01:29:03.857 Their own punishment is to be themselves. 01:29:03.897 --> 01:29:06.978 There's an article on this in Angry Commuter magazine as well. 01:29:07.059 --> 01:29:09.199 I'm working on it right now, that was a quote from it. 01:29:09.860 --> 01:29:11.861 Christopher Long emails us. 01:29:11.881 --> 01:29:13.241 He's in Greece, he's lucky. 01:29:13.621 --> 01:29:16.843 He says, hey guys, what about a colouring magazine? 01:29:17.623 --> 01:29:21.868 I have no idea on the content, but when you're finished reading it, you can colour in the pictures. 01:29:21.888 --> 01:29:26.232 I think that's a good design idea to apply to. 01:29:26.413 --> 01:29:28.715 Like, heat would be better as a colour in mag. 01:29:28.955 --> 01:29:29.576 That's right. 01:29:29.596 --> 01:29:33.100 You could just... All the pictures are outlines and you just give it your kids afterwards. 01:29:33.200 --> 01:29:33.801 That colour in. 01:29:34.001 --> 01:29:35.062 That's a genius idea. 01:29:35.082 --> 01:29:35.502 Isn't that brilliant? 01:29:35.523 --> 01:29:37.224 It's a kids magazine and I've got a magazine on it. 01:29:37.244 --> 01:29:38.085 I'd definitely buy that. 01:29:39.106 --> 01:29:39.886 Uh, yes. 01:29:40.126 --> 01:29:47.888 And finally, Steven Todd says, instead of giving away free samples with magazines, you could have things with articles and writings printed on them. 01:29:48.308 --> 01:29:55.909 So if you wanted a drink, you would buy Quench magazine, a bottle of water with writing on the label, so that in between drinking you could read the article that's on the label of the drink. 01:29:56.409 --> 01:29:59.470 Sort of like the way there's writing on drink labels anyway. 01:29:59.910 --> 01:30:07.051 Which is true on smoothies and stuff, you get some really annoying kind of pally prose little stories about 01:30:07.811 --> 01:30:31.930 raspberries and all sorts of nonsense like that wacky personally make me want to go on some kind of awful crime spree whenever I read them yeah yeah but that's a good idea isn't it so you're basically merging magazines with products he's filling a very tiny gap between you know the text on the side of the bottles yeah and a mag and the fact that you get free bottles in mags anyway what's the difference anyway 01:30:32.370 --> 01:30:33.790 You could apply that to all sorts of things. 01:30:33.850 --> 01:30:34.531 Packets of things. 01:30:34.871 --> 01:30:36.151 You know, once or twice in my life. 01:30:36.211 --> 01:30:36.691 Maybe more. 01:30:36.951 --> 01:30:38.271 Maybe hundreds of times, in fact. 01:30:38.491 --> 01:30:41.412 I've gone into the lavatory armed with packets. 01:30:41.712 --> 01:30:42.272 Just to read. 01:30:42.292 --> 01:30:44.153 Because I have to read something. 01:30:44.593 --> 01:30:46.233 I'm going into the toilet. 01:30:46.253 --> 01:30:48.073 And there's no mag or newspaper around. 01:30:48.354 --> 01:30:51.854 So think, okay, I'm going to read the back of the cornflakes. 01:30:51.874 --> 01:30:53.215 I mean, that's one of the better ones. 01:30:53.655 --> 01:30:56.235 I'm never eating food at your house ever again. 01:30:56.735 --> 01:30:58.256 I wipe them down when I'm finished. 01:30:58.276 --> 01:30:58.356 What? 01:31:00.056 --> 01:31:03.017 That's even further down the revolting street. 01:31:03.037 --> 01:31:06.838 I don't like them down, but it's interesting some of the stuff on there, all the ribo flavour. 01:31:06.878 --> 01:31:08.659 I'm sure there's a lot of interesting stuff on there. 01:31:08.679 --> 01:31:11.860 That's why I'm not eating in your house ever again. 01:31:12.340 --> 01:31:16.122 Thank you very much for all your texts and emails for Text the Nation this week. 01:31:16.522 --> 01:31:18.783 Here's a trail about the mighty boosh, is it? 01:31:19.203 --> 01:31:19.783 Let's have a listen. 01:31:20.183 --> 01:31:22.645 Enter the bizarre world of The Busch. 01:31:22.785 --> 01:31:28.549 Alright people, welcome to Fossil's Fun World where fun plus world equals world fun. 01:31:28.769 --> 01:31:33.272 Enjoy a visit to the zoo and meet keepers Howard Moon and Vince Loire. 01:31:33.372 --> 01:31:40.016 Gamma llama down, gamma llama deep down in the ocean blue like a barnacle sitting in a tight place. 01:31:40.157 --> 01:31:40.637 The Busch. 01:31:41.077 --> 01:31:46.281 Another chance to hear the original radio series Tuesday nights at 11 on BBC7. 01:31:46.501 --> 01:31:47.662 Vince, I'm leaving the zoo. 01:31:47.842 --> 01:31:48.082 What? 01:31:49.468 --> 01:31:51.390 That is an absolute peach if you've never heard that before. 01:31:51.410 --> 01:31:53.553 Have you heard the whole of the Boosh radio series, Joe? 01:31:53.573 --> 01:31:54.013 You know what? 01:31:54.033 --> 01:31:54.774 I don't think I have. 01:31:55.014 --> 01:31:55.795 It's amazing. 01:31:55.935 --> 01:31:56.856 It's really good. 01:31:56.896 --> 01:31:59.159 It's possibly my favorite... I hear they're good. 01:31:59.359 --> 01:32:00.100 Boosh item. 01:32:00.480 --> 01:32:05.466 No, but it's, I mean, if you're a fan of the TV series and you've never heard the radio series, you should check it out, man. 01:32:05.506 --> 01:32:06.107 It is wicked. 01:32:06.927 --> 01:32:08.549 That's it for our show this week, listeners. 01:32:08.569 --> 01:32:09.911 Thank you very much indeed for listening. 01:32:10.191 --> 01:32:12.492 Yeah, and thanks to everybody who's texted and emailed. 01:32:12.932 --> 01:32:17.954 Please vote for Song Wars, please check out the podcast tomorrow evening, and all that sort of business. 01:32:18.074 --> 01:32:21.595 And stay tuned right now for Liz Kershaw, we'll be with you again next week. 01:32:21.755 --> 01:32:31.659 But here's the new Roots Maneuver single released on August 25th, so it's already taken from the new album Slime and Reason, which is out on the 1st of September, which is what tomorrow is it? 01:32:31.859 --> 01:32:32.379 The next day? 01:32:32.399 --> 01:32:33.420 I forget my months. 01:32:34.060 --> 01:32:34.740 We'll see you next week. 01:32:34.760 --> 01:32:35.361 Thanks for listening. 01:32:35.441 --> 01:32:36.041 Cheerio, bye! 01:32:36.141 --> 01:32:36.321 Bye!