WEBVTT 00:01.562 --> 00:03.283 BBC 6 Music. 00:03.624 --> 00:06.546 Hello and welcome to the big picture castle. 00:06.746 --> 00:09.609 It's time for Adam and Jo to broadcast on the radio. 00:09.649 --> 00:13.832 There'll be some music and some random talking in between. 00:14.032 --> 00:16.895 And then eventually the whole thing will just end. 00:16.915 --> 00:17.655 And boom! 00:29.161 --> 00:32.362 Hello, listeners, this is Adam and Jo on BBC Six Music. 00:32.703 --> 00:39.446 Happy Saturday morning, we're back from our holiday, Adam's back from his holiday, I'm back from being chained to the grindstone. 00:39.826 --> 00:40.286 Oh, how was that? 00:40.346 --> 00:40.966 Is that an expression? 00:41.167 --> 00:41.807 It was brilliant. 00:41.967 --> 00:44.008 I love the grind, I love being chained to the grindstone. 00:44.028 --> 00:45.408 Have you seen Conan the Barbarian? 00:45.749 --> 00:45.969 Yeah. 00:46.169 --> 00:48.350 Do you remember the bit when he's chained to the grindstone? 00:48.710 --> 00:50.191 Oh, it's the sexiest part. 00:50.271 --> 00:54.813 It's the passage from boy to man, he's chained on as a boy and then it dissolves to his massive calves. 00:55.253 --> 00:57.174 Wait a second, I don't think I do remember that bit. 00:57.634 --> 00:58.736 In what way has he chained to it? 00:58.816 --> 01:01.479 Are they sort of grinding? 01:01.720 --> 01:01.980 Yeah. 01:02.621 --> 01:05.625 They're grinding whatever they grinded back in Conan days. 01:05.645 --> 01:07.307 Is that the way they did it in Conan days? 01:07.327 --> 01:07.587 Yeah. 01:07.788 --> 01:08.549 To make the transition. 01:08.569 --> 01:08.949 Hovis. 01:09.149 --> 01:10.211 He was working for Hovis. 01:10.451 --> 01:10.692 Right. 01:10.912 --> 01:11.913 Other breads are available. 01:12.554 --> 01:13.014 There you go. 01:13.354 --> 01:22.037 Well, it's a beautiful day this morning, listeners, here in London Town, and I think we missed a trick, in fact, by not playing Beautiful Day by U2 to kick off the show. 01:22.057 --> 01:22.937 How stupid of us. 01:22.977 --> 01:24.298 It would have been good, don't you reckon? 01:24.318 --> 01:27.799 Because that's a great song, and it's, uh, Apposite. 01:28.099 --> 01:29.759 Because it's a beautiful day, as you see. 01:30.200 --> 01:36.842 And we could have put camera crews in listeners' houses, and filmed them as they punched the air and smiled, and then cut it together for a trailer. 01:37.182 --> 01:38.262 That would have been perfect. 01:38.282 --> 01:39.642 It's a beautiful day. 01:40.063 --> 01:40.303 Yes! 01:41.485 --> 01:43.526 And they could have had shots of us laughing. 01:43.726 --> 01:44.006 Yeah. 01:44.687 --> 01:45.307 And stuff like that. 01:45.327 --> 01:45.787 By an estate. 01:46.728 --> 01:47.028 Oh, what? 01:47.068 --> 01:47.929 By a council estate. 01:48.029 --> 01:48.529 Oh, I see. 01:48.629 --> 01:50.950 Yeah, all trailers have to be done in council estates these days. 01:50.970 --> 01:51.811 That's a good idea. 01:51.951 --> 01:52.451 Yeah. 01:52.471 --> 01:54.052 Whereabouts would you have been on the estate? 01:54.753 --> 01:55.273 In the sink. 01:55.693 --> 01:58.155 I would have been leaning out of a window. 01:58.275 --> 01:58.875 Right, right. 01:59.615 --> 02:02.197 And yeah, I would have been leaning out of a window and shouting abuse. 02:03.325 --> 02:03.986 That sounds good. 02:04.386 --> 02:04.967 Yeah, don't you think? 02:05.107 --> 02:05.367 Yes. 02:05.627 --> 02:09.972 So listen, we've got great music coming up for you in the next three hours until noon. 02:10.392 --> 02:11.673 We've got Text the Nation. 02:12.054 --> 02:14.076 We've got various bits and bobs to chat about. 02:14.096 --> 02:14.897 There's no song wars. 02:15.377 --> 02:17.980 Not after the disgrace of three weeks ago. 02:18.000 --> 02:19.621 We're resolving it though, right? 02:19.862 --> 02:22.544 Ah, we've got the winner of the Happy Birthday Song Wars. 02:22.644 --> 02:24.126 If anyone remembers that far back. 02:24.286 --> 02:25.486 Yeah, that was a long time ago. 02:25.647 --> 02:27.887 Kids these days, they can hardly remember a minute back. 02:28.067 --> 02:29.708 Because of all the drugs in their system. 02:30.008 --> 02:30.488 Exactly. 02:30.748 --> 02:31.329 And the fights. 02:31.809 --> 02:32.849 That's true, that's true. 02:32.889 --> 02:34.250 Listen, let's play some music right now. 02:34.270 --> 02:37.411 Here's the Zutons, and this is always right behind you. 02:48.863 --> 02:51.245 always right behind you by the Zutons. 02:52.286 --> 02:56.509 That was the one that we said sounded like hoochie packet from the 70s last time, I think. 02:56.589 --> 02:57.350 And it still does. 02:57.390 --> 02:58.070 Is that out now? 02:58.090 --> 02:59.331 Is that in the shops? 03:00.012 --> 03:01.633 Available for physical release? 03:02.113 --> 03:03.354 Physical release in the shops. 03:04.735 --> 03:05.656 Moth in aisle six. 03:06.757 --> 03:07.177 Okay. 03:08.358 --> 03:09.699 But that's great stuff, though, isn't it? 03:09.759 --> 03:10.139 That music. 03:11.340 --> 03:12.181 I love that music. 03:12.301 --> 03:12.761 Don't you think? 03:12.861 --> 03:14.723 I mean, music is fun. 03:14.743 --> 03:16.304 It's the combination of notes that does it. 03:16.725 --> 03:17.425 Yeah, exactly. 03:17.445 --> 03:19.967 And you can tap your feet and that kind of thing. 03:20.268 --> 03:21.929 So, man, how have you been the last couple of weeks? 03:22.209 --> 03:23.410 I've been fine, thank you very much. 03:23.450 --> 03:25.892 Haven't seen you since two weeks ago. 03:25.972 --> 03:27.634 Two weeks, yeah, I've been fine, thank you. 03:28.034 --> 03:28.394 Tweaks. 03:28.414 --> 03:29.976 What have you been up to? 03:30.876 --> 03:33.739 Watched some films, watched a lot of telly, sent in the garden, worked. 03:33.919 --> 03:34.880 What was the best film you saw? 03:35.580 --> 03:37.122 Oh, I'm a film. 03:37.262 --> 03:38.183 I'd have to think about that. 03:39.211 --> 03:46.700 Well, I only saw one film in the last couple of weeks, and it was Nim's Island with Jodie Foster. 03:46.980 --> 03:47.461 That's good. 03:47.521 --> 03:49.163 Isn't that the sequel to Andre the Seal? 03:49.823 --> 03:50.164 Is it? 03:50.504 --> 03:51.425 I think it might be. 03:51.665 --> 03:52.406 No, I don't think it. 03:52.446 --> 03:54.028 Maybe Andre the Seal might be in it. 03:54.509 --> 03:55.329 Is there a seal in it? 03:55.450 --> 03:56.331 Yeah, there's a funny seal. 03:56.471 --> 03:57.892 And there's a little girl seal fox. 03:58.533 --> 03:59.894 It's nothing funnier than a farting seal. 04:00.315 --> 04:00.595 Nothing. 04:01.356 --> 04:02.577 Or seal farting. 04:02.797 --> 04:04.959 The singer is amusing as well. 04:05.840 --> 04:08.182 But he's not in this, unfortunately. 04:08.423 --> 04:11.005 Nim's Island is... It's very long. 04:11.185 --> 04:11.946 It's very long. 04:12.547 --> 04:14.448 And Jodie Foster's not that good in it. 04:15.129 --> 04:15.349 Really? 04:15.490 --> 04:17.813 Yeah, I was disappointed because I'm a big Jodie Foster fan. 04:18.333 --> 04:20.216 I'll see anything that she's in. 04:20.316 --> 04:20.937 Dr. Foster? 04:21.237 --> 04:22.279 Yeah. 04:22.359 --> 04:24.341 She can operate on me any time, Dr. Foster. 04:24.682 --> 04:25.162 I love her. 04:25.783 --> 04:27.846 But, Nimz Island, what's going on there? 04:28.086 --> 04:31.731 Do you know if they made a Michael Jackson biopic, she should play Jacko. 04:32.532 --> 04:32.652 Why? 04:32.672 --> 04:36.696 Have you ever noticed the amazing physical resemblance between Jodie Foster and Michael Jackson? 04:36.756 --> 04:39.678 She has the same nose, doesn't she, now that she's in the same face? 04:39.698 --> 04:40.639 The post-op nose. 04:40.839 --> 04:41.079 Yeah. 04:41.340 --> 04:45.103 Although, of course, she's had no surgery on her nose to get there. 04:45.123 --> 04:45.583 That's true. 04:45.603 --> 04:46.284 As far as we know. 04:46.304 --> 04:47.545 As far as we know, yeah. 04:48.085 --> 04:48.986 That's a very good idea. 04:49.006 --> 04:50.908 Thanks, man. 04:51.228 --> 04:51.988 What would happen in it? 04:52.249 --> 05:00.456 I mean, obviously, it would be like it's life, but... Yeah, it would be really amazing for 90 minutes and really weird and depressing for the last half hour. 05:02.093 --> 05:04.736 We take a sudden twist 90 minutes, you know. 05:04.956 --> 05:06.998 Her voice is probably too deep to be Jaco. 05:07.018 --> 05:07.498 That's true. 05:07.518 --> 05:08.499 That's the thing. 05:08.519 --> 05:09.900 She'd have to be put to a vocoder. 05:10.141 --> 05:12.323 But in every other way, she's got what it takes, I reckon. 05:13.163 --> 05:15.746 Now, I'm going to play you a free play now, listeners. 05:15.826 --> 05:20.911 And after this, we're going to announce the winner of Song Wars, our happy birthday Song Wars. 05:21.351 --> 05:22.853 This is by Colin Blunstone. 05:22.873 --> 05:24.434 Do you know who Colin Blunstone is, Joe? 05:24.454 --> 05:24.995 Is he a listener? 05:25.375 --> 05:25.735 No, he's not. 05:30.299 --> 05:33.942 He's done a cover. 05:33.982 --> 05:37.445 Colin's done a cover of What the Combs Would Have Broken Hearted. 05:37.845 --> 05:39.987 He's done it very well because Colin's got a brilliant voice. 05:40.027 --> 05:41.468 Well done, Colin. 05:41.829 --> 05:43.690 Colin, he used to be in a band. 05:43.750 --> 05:45.352 He got a band together with some mates. 05:45.552 --> 05:47.914 All the instruments he plays are kitchen implements. 05:48.174 --> 05:48.675 That's true. 05:49.475 --> 05:51.057 And his band used to call the Zombies. 05:51.597 --> 06:00.626 So, Bluntstone was in the Zombies, and the Zombies distinguished themselves, apart from being like one of the quintessential bands of the 60s, as being very intelligent. 06:00.826 --> 06:04.609 I think between them they had more A-levels than any other English band. 06:04.690 --> 06:06.031 That's the fact about the Zombies. 06:06.631 --> 06:07.112 that I know. 06:07.132 --> 06:09.133 I don't know if they were good grades. 06:09.153 --> 06:13.036 You know, if they were around these days, they'd all be A's, because A levels are so easy nowadays. 06:13.056 --> 06:13.677 They're worthless. 06:13.797 --> 06:14.858 They're totally worthless. 06:15.298 --> 06:16.339 A plus, plus, plus, plus. 06:16.519 --> 06:17.420 Now that's a good grade. 06:18.141 --> 06:19.322 But otherwise, forget about it. 06:20.542 --> 06:24.085 But this version of what becomes of the broken-hearted, which came out in the early 80s, 06:25.086 --> 06:38.795 is brilliant and very strange sounding and I think you'll enjoy it and it's on this compilation of zombies and Colin Blunstone and related stuff that's just come out which is wicked but here is Blunstone with his version of what becomes The Broken Hearted. 06:42.892 --> 06:44.993 Um, hmm, hmm, hmm. 07:03.383 --> 07:17.970 that he did in the early eighties which is amazing and which i will bring in at some other juncture to play you and it is on the on this new zombies compilation you'll find the version i was talking about i mean that was nice was it uh come on these isn't nice it was good 07:18.570 --> 07:18.930 That was good. 07:18.950 --> 07:19.691 It's a classic song. 07:19.711 --> 07:22.493 He's got one of the greatest voices in pop, Colin Blunstone. 07:22.513 --> 07:25.195 It wasn't a thing that I wanted to play you folks. 07:25.455 --> 07:28.437 You know, you could have heard that on, on, uh, Nipple's FM. 07:28.457 --> 07:29.017 You want FM? 07:29.318 --> 07:29.958 Yeah. 07:29.998 --> 07:30.579 So who's FM? 07:30.779 --> 07:31.199 There you go. 07:31.779 --> 07:35.222 Anyway, it's time now to resolve song wars. 07:35.422 --> 07:36.603 Ladies and gentlemen, let's have a jingle. 07:37.921 --> 07:47.030 It's time for Song Wars, the war of the songs, a couple of twos, buy a couple of proms, so check it out. 07:47.410 --> 07:51.134 Yes, Song Wars, sir, three weeks ago was alternative birthday songs. 07:51.574 --> 07:54.797 We were trying to cash in on the lucrative Happy Birthday copyright market. 07:56.298 --> 08:01.761 And it is popularly regarded as the worst song wars ever, even though I take responsibility for that. 08:02.021 --> 08:03.681 My effort was shockingly awful. 08:04.822 --> 08:07.143 It makes me want to swear on air. 08:07.863 --> 08:09.244 I feel those are the only... I won't. 08:09.264 --> 08:10.284 Of course I won't. 08:10.504 --> 08:13.386 I'm just saying I've got the impulse, because that's how bad it was. 08:14.506 --> 08:18.307 Um, but, so I think it's pretty much got to be a shoo-in. 08:18.407 --> 08:20.628 You reckon, let's have the- I'm expecting zero percent. 08:21.008 --> 08:21.368 No. 08:21.589 --> 08:23.329 That would be, that would be a first, if you got zero. 08:23.489 --> 08:28.491 If it was zero percent, if it wasn't zero percent, I'm gonna be, um, worried about the person who's voted for it. 08:28.751 --> 08:29.011 Yeah. 08:29.091 --> 08:33.693 Well the person who would have voted for it, no disrespect, would be just someone who fancied you. 08:34.773 --> 08:35.994 Or something like that, yeah. 08:36.134 --> 08:38.334 Can we have the envelope? 08:39.075 --> 08:40.755 Joe Cornish is taking the envelope. 08:40.995 --> 08:43.236 Envelope is sealed with cellotape. 08:43.897 --> 08:44.457 Crikey. 08:45.797 --> 08:46.618 Munch, isn't it, Jude? 08:47.338 --> 08:50.139 Has other DJs been trying to steal the results? 08:50.979 --> 08:51.399 Here we go. 08:51.439 --> 08:52.600 So what was your song called, Adam? 08:52.800 --> 08:54.961 It was called Happy Birthday Time. 08:55.341 --> 08:56.982 Mine was called the Birthday Reply Song. 08:57.002 --> 08:58.542 This was good, it was quite funny. 08:59.182 --> 09:00.323 It was quite funny. 09:00.343 --> 09:01.763 It was a little annoying. 09:02.103 --> 09:02.484 Grating. 09:04.031 --> 09:04.872 Hey, look at that. 09:05.452 --> 09:05.913 Well, I've got 17%. 09:06.293 --> 09:08.735 That's very respectable, isn't it? 09:08.755 --> 09:10.056 You've win with 83. 09:10.416 --> 09:13.178 Well, that's... I'm gonna look through the emails and find out who voted. 09:13.719 --> 09:15.520 See if I can figure out what's going on in their heads. 09:15.820 --> 09:16.501 Congratulations. 09:16.541 --> 09:17.041 Thanks, man. 09:17.061 --> 09:18.302 That means an awful lot to me. 09:18.442 --> 09:20.204 Not much of a victory, really. 09:20.224 --> 09:26.689 See, we hear my... when he's on... The question is, who shall I make this song to because there's a gap and I can sing Happy Birthday Day anymore. 09:26.709 --> 09:27.750 Is it not your birthday today? 09:28.170 --> 09:29.251 It is my birthday today. 09:29.271 --> 09:30.052 Yeah, it's your birthday today. 09:30.072 --> 09:33.216 So I could sing my name in the... Happy birthday, Dr. Buckles. 09:33.316 --> 09:34.037 Thank you very much. 09:34.057 --> 09:36.199 Alice is the... Alice, I'll sing Alice. 09:36.259 --> 09:37.280 Alice, in the room? 09:37.300 --> 09:38.722 She's listening at home. 09:38.782 --> 09:39.062 Is she? 09:39.142 --> 09:39.903 Happy birthday, Alice. 09:40.063 --> 09:41.304 I'll do this for Alice, okay? 09:41.324 --> 09:45.609 It would be a little bit self-regarding, I think, to do my... to do it to myself. 09:45.809 --> 09:47.271 Here we go, this is happy birthday time. 09:55.675 --> 10:15.964 It's birthday time, it's birthday time It's time for your birthday today Oh yes, it's birthday time Happy birthday time To fail to celebrate would be a horrible crime Your name is Alice I brought you a gift To celebrate the fact you're still alive 10:17.164 --> 10:38.141 You came out of a woman or possibly a tube And ever since that day you have survived And now it's birthday time, happy present time We've got some cake and wine and cake and food It's birthday day, that wonderful time You should eat the cake, it's not a tube 10:39.302 --> 11:07.155 Today's the day you will be happy all day Because we come to celebrate the day you're cured We're singing to you and we're looking at you And now you should be smiling, it's a happy day It's a birthday time, that joyful date The same thing that you busted out the wound Many years have passed since they made full day Who can tell how many more you'll get through 11:08.716 --> 11:29.958 Birthday time, birthday cards I bought a card and wrote your name within I gave you the card, and now birthday cards I bought a card and wrote your name within I gave you the card, and now it's yours And later you will put it in the bin 11:31.434 --> 11:32.856 Birthday time! 11:33.236 --> 11:35.059 Birthday time's yours! 11:35.119 --> 11:38.323 Why can't we live forever? 11:41.468 --> 11:42.248 That's a good question. 11:42.268 --> 11:52.514 Don't you think it would be good if people had birthdays they could tell us about them, we could play that every single time someone told us they had a birthday? 11:53.154 --> 12:00.318 I'm doing a gig tonight at the 100 Club and I could sing that to myself if things go badly. 12:00.719 --> 12:01.299 Don't you reckon? 12:01.799 --> 12:02.580 That would make it better. 12:03.380 --> 12:05.802 Well, that's your like, get out, strategy. 12:05.922 --> 12:10.305 No, if I had nothing left to lose, I can rescue any gig by singing this song. 12:10.345 --> 12:12.387 Just start singing that to myself. 12:12.667 --> 12:13.667 I'm emceeing, right? 12:13.968 --> 12:15.849 I've never emceded myself before. 12:15.889 --> 12:16.810 This gig was awful. 12:17.090 --> 12:21.453 But then he sang this amazing song and the whole thing turned round. 12:22.894 --> 12:23.995 People were punching the air. 12:24.415 --> 12:25.176 I could do that. 12:25.236 --> 12:27.437 It's a really packed house, all sold out. 12:27.477 --> 12:29.038 Stuart Lee's on the bill. 12:29.439 --> 12:30.780 And David Cross. 12:31.880 --> 12:33.681 and Rich Folcher from the Boosh. 12:33.941 --> 12:38.304 It's all like, I'm afraid you can't go folks, because it is totally sold out, but it's a big gig, you know. 12:38.344 --> 12:45.387 I'm nervous about him seeing it, so I'm gonna sing Happy Birthday to myself when I come out on stage. 12:45.888 --> 12:54.112 Anyway, it's time now to wash the taste of that mess out of your ears, and here's a trail for Glastonbury. 12:55.740 --> 13:01.865 Let's go to town, by the specials of course, with all the long horn bit in the middle there 13:23.294 --> 13:25.955 Do you like things to be kept short and sweet, Joe? 13:26.055 --> 13:28.276 Or do you like things to be grotesquely extended? 13:28.576 --> 13:30.036 Grotesquely extended? 13:30.056 --> 13:31.677 It's just the way you said it. 13:33.518 --> 13:36.039 This is Adam and Joe here on BBC 6 Music. 13:36.199 --> 13:37.239 It's time now for the news. 13:52.361 --> 14:13.785 as doves with there goes the fear there goes the fear the fear seems to be playing cowbells and having a sort of a caribbean party a wicked kind of salsa party the fear's having it's nice isn't it the fear's generally cheered up lately the fear you know wakes up like everyone else sees that it's a lovely day and thinks that's the party! 14:13.805 --> 14:15.445 you know that sound? 14:16.445 --> 14:18.546 it's I don't know what they look like how do they make it? 14:19.366 --> 14:19.807 What was it? 14:19.927 --> 14:20.527 Look like Jude. 14:20.968 --> 14:23.611 It's, um, it looks like almost like a tin can. 14:23.691 --> 14:24.972 Put your sweater back on. 14:26.174 --> 14:30.479 With a membrane on it and a piece of string and when you pull it through it goes WOAH! 14:31.640 --> 14:32.561 That's the sound of fun. 14:32.721 --> 14:34.864 A tin can with a diaphragm stuck on the end. 14:34.924 --> 14:35.464 Frankly. 14:35.725 --> 14:36.365 Is what it is. 14:36.886 --> 14:38.588 That's a fun thing for mums to make. 14:40.299 --> 14:42.041 It's Adam and Jo on BBC Six Music. 14:42.181 --> 14:44.303 It's Saturday morning, happy Saturday morning, listeners. 14:45.144 --> 14:47.706 Now it's time for a visit to the movies. 14:48.888 --> 14:52.892 We are big fans, Adam and I, of bad British accents in films. 14:53.152 --> 14:53.672 Yeah, absolutely. 14:53.692 --> 14:54.954 We kind of vaguely collect them. 14:55.094 --> 14:58.297 There's nothing better than an American actor attempting to do a British accent. 14:58.898 --> 15:01.140 And the more wrong they get it, the better it is. 15:01.440 --> 15:05.581 And one should say that it's rare for American actors to really do a bad job. 15:05.681 --> 15:08.042 It's more common, I would say, is this right? 15:08.342 --> 15:09.103 Or am I insane? 15:09.483 --> 15:13.864 Is it more common for a British actor to do a manglerized American accent than the other way around? 15:14.024 --> 15:14.865 I'd say the other way around. 15:14.925 --> 15:15.365 You reckon? 15:15.425 --> 15:15.625 Yeah. 15:15.805 --> 15:18.706 I'm thinking of Ray Winston in The Departed. 15:18.726 --> 15:22.087 He does a terrible American accent there. 15:22.429 --> 15:25.350 I'd say there's more American actors pretending to be British ones that are bad. 15:25.390 --> 15:26.610 It's mostly the men, weirdly. 15:26.810 --> 15:28.111 Women seem to do it quite well. 15:28.291 --> 15:30.651 Well, the king is Don Cheadle, of course, in The Oceans. 15:31.032 --> 15:31.552 Absolutely. 15:31.892 --> 15:36.393 But there's a new contender to the crown because during our holiday I saw a film called National Treasure 2. 15:36.933 --> 15:38.534 Oh, it's one of the worst films ever made, apparently. 15:38.554 --> 15:39.054 Have you seen it? 15:39.114 --> 15:39.834 No, I've heard of it. 15:39.894 --> 15:40.674 It's worth watching. 15:40.794 --> 15:41.495 It's very odd. 15:41.875 --> 15:43.515 But it's about a treasure hunter. 15:43.535 --> 15:45.656 I forget what his name is, played by Nicholas Cage. 15:46.316 --> 15:49.817 He's sort of stolen Tom Hanks' hair from the Da Vinci Code. 15:50.317 --> 15:53.599 He's got weird, sideburn-less hairpiece hair. 15:53.839 --> 15:55.360 I think it's a hairpiece anyway, isn't it? 15:55.400 --> 15:57.481 He's got sort of a frizzy mullet going on there. 15:57.881 --> 16:04.405 Anyway, during this story of this stupid film, it's a treasure hunting film, they've got to find some stupid relic I can't quite remember. 16:04.445 --> 16:05.545 Is it a golden skull? 16:05.966 --> 16:06.126 No. 16:06.466 --> 16:06.526 Oh. 16:07.186 --> 16:24.485 uh the thing they've got to find it's something to do the declaration of independence or something like that but one of the stages of the adventure they go on involves breaking into uh bucking bucking ham palace yes uh where the queen's desk you know that's a very famous thing the queen's desk isn't it that's uh everyone chats about 16:25.806 --> 16:26.947 Have you seen the Queen? 16:26.987 --> 16:31.629 We went to London last year, and we saw the Queen's desk! 16:31.909 --> 16:39.874 The Queen's desk, if you open the drawers a particular distance, like a kind of combination lock, a mysterious panel pops open. 16:40.194 --> 16:41.294 And Prince Philip pops out. 16:41.474 --> 16:42.415 Something like that. 16:42.595 --> 16:48.518 Anyway, so there's a whole sequence where Nicholas Cage and his team of adventurers go to Buckingham Palace and attempt to break into the palace. 16:49.018 --> 16:52.300 So it's all Mission Impossible style, and they're getting ready to get in there. 16:52.320 --> 16:53.501 They've gone on one of those tours, 16:54.301 --> 16:57.862 Uh, and they're gonna slip in where they're not allowed into the Queen's office. 16:58.142 --> 16:58.983 Like Michael Fagan. 16:59.003 --> 16:59.643 Do you remember him? 16:59.723 --> 16:59.963 Yes. 17:00.263 --> 17:00.563 Yes. 17:00.623 --> 17:02.164 The man who turned up in the Queen's bedroom. 17:02.404 --> 17:03.504 With no clothes on. 17:03.804 --> 17:10.266 So, uh, at the beginning of this exciting raid, one of the characters says one of those gung-ho phrases, to kick things off. 17:10.306 --> 17:18.329 You know, he's broken into a toilet, he's got his laptop out, all his technology out, and he's gonna say a phrase to kick the whole operation off that's very British. 17:18.389 --> 17:18.649 Yeah. 17:18.809 --> 17:20.030 He's an American character. 17:20.550 --> 17:21.610 And so this is what he says. 17:24.331 --> 17:26.392 Okay, it's tea time chaps. 17:28.553 --> 17:28.953 Okay. 17:30.354 --> 17:34.495 I would have gone for, it's time to play some croquet on the lawn. 17:34.735 --> 17:46.280 That's like if we made a film about a group of British people breaking into the White House or the Oval Office or something, if we started it off with a guy going, okay, it's time to have our cheeseburger. 17:46.660 --> 17:47.401 Have a nice day. 17:48.376 --> 17:49.877 Why are they from the West Country? 17:50.057 --> 17:50.257 Yes. 17:50.517 --> 17:52.539 They're trying to do American access, that's the idea. 17:53.780 --> 18:00.624 Anyway, so the attack on the Queen's office continues, and at one stage, Nicolas Cage has to sort of cause a distraction. 18:00.905 --> 18:09.310 He's with his bicker and girlfriend, and they've got to cause some kind of distraction for the security guards, so he decides to pretend to be a drunk English man. 18:09.571 --> 18:09.971 Nice. 18:10.051 --> 18:11.672 Having a fight with his girlfriend. 18:12.092 --> 18:15.975 And he gets in a sort of argument with the security guards, and this is when the English accent comes in. 18:16.335 --> 18:19.198 Here's part one of how he defends himself from the security guards. 18:33.454 --> 18:35.876 Going to detain a blighter for enjoying his wiz. 18:36.076 --> 18:36.156 Yee! 18:36.596 --> 18:39.899 That's very British, isn't it? 18:39.919 --> 18:41.219 He's going for laughs, though, isn't he? 18:41.400 --> 18:42.020 I don't know. 18:42.260 --> 18:43.541 Well, Cage, he's a genius. 18:43.581 --> 18:43.741 Yeah. 18:43.761 --> 18:45.022 Everyone can't tell what he's doing. 18:45.382 --> 18:48.044 I think you may be right, and there's further evidence in the next clip. 18:48.604 --> 18:49.245 That doesn't work. 18:49.285 --> 18:51.146 The security guards are still manhandling him out. 18:51.166 --> 18:53.308 Going to detain a blighter for drinking his wiz. 18:54.537 --> 18:57.118 So he decides to sing a classic British song. 18:57.818 --> 19:01.119 A song that every British man knows, inside and out. 19:02.379 --> 19:04.239 It's called, I've Got a Lovely Bunch of Coconuts. 19:04.819 --> 19:06.480 But he sings it in quite an eccentric way. 19:06.820 --> 19:07.220 Here it is. 19:07.240 --> 19:08.100 It's all right, that's enough. 19:08.160 --> 19:08.800 Back as a match, sir. 19:08.840 --> 19:09.701 What was this week? 19:10.061 --> 19:10.741 Small deal of pie. 19:10.801 --> 19:11.061 Sir? 19:11.141 --> 19:11.541 Haggis! 19:11.741 --> 19:12.421 That's it! 19:12.481 --> 19:13.441 Dismount the bannister! 19:13.741 --> 19:15.402 I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts! 19:15.462 --> 19:15.902 Here they are! 19:15.922 --> 19:17.242 Down in the middle row! 19:17.322 --> 19:18.503 In small ones! 19:18.523 --> 19:19.963 Down in the middle row! 19:24.903 --> 19:27.064 That sounds good though, I think that sounds funny. 19:27.224 --> 19:31.127 You've got to remember that this is sort of out of tone with anything else in the film. 19:31.267 --> 19:34.709 Nothing else really has the same feel or style. 19:35.769 --> 19:36.790 It's pretty insane. 19:37.390 --> 19:48.677 And then one other little bit I wanted to play you was kind of on a different topic, but they get deep enough into Buckingham Palace and they pretend to be flower arrangers in order to sneak in there. 19:48.877 --> 19:49.077 Yeah. 19:49.217 --> 19:54.058 So they walk through a sort of cordoned off official area, carrying a big vase of flowers. 19:54.898 --> 20:04.300 And they have to make up some flower-related dialogue while a kind of security guard walks past to convince the security guard that they are flower experts. 20:04.560 --> 20:10.062 You have to listen quite carefully to this clip, but this is Cage's attempt at being knowledgeable about flowers. 20:10.102 --> 20:11.802 It's kind of mumbled, so listen carefully. 20:13.322 --> 20:13.942 Oh, the flowers. 20:18.515 --> 20:21.961 He says, oh, flowers, petals, stamens, good. 20:22.742 --> 20:25.728 Say that one more time. 20:25.748 --> 20:28.733 Oh, the flowers, petals, stamens. 20:31.655 --> 20:32.936 Oh, they're flowers, petals. 20:33.616 --> 20:34.297 Damon, good. 20:35.197 --> 20:36.298 He's playing it for last. 20:36.418 --> 20:37.179 That sounds good, man. 20:37.199 --> 20:38.339 You've sold the film to me. 20:38.800 --> 20:39.660 I'm going to see it now. 20:39.720 --> 20:40.441 It's weird. 20:40.461 --> 20:42.882 The tone's all over the place, because that stuff's very broad. 20:43.262 --> 20:50.086 But later, when they get to doing actual kind of adventuring, it's sort of played more realistically than Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull. 20:50.647 --> 20:51.327 It's very odd. 20:51.387 --> 20:52.288 Very all over the place. 20:52.468 --> 20:53.669 He is a genius, though, Cage. 20:54.489 --> 20:58.875 Yeah, he's not picking his projects so well, but they're very profitable, aren't they, those national treasure films? 20:59.135 --> 21:00.076 Yes, exactly. 21:00.096 --> 21:01.178 They're for little kiddies. 21:01.378 --> 21:04.202 Little tiny kiddies who've had their brains removed. 21:04.342 --> 21:04.662 Really? 21:04.702 --> 21:04.983 Yeah. 21:05.023 --> 21:06.264 There are a lot of them around these days. 21:06.324 --> 21:06.885 There are a lot. 21:06.905 --> 21:08.307 It's a big burgeoning market. 21:08.367 --> 21:09.809 Just to take the brain entirely out. 21:10.750 --> 21:11.530 It just saves a lot of time. 21:11.550 --> 21:13.172 It's like an operation you can have. 21:13.252 --> 21:15.814 It's a bit like a circumcision, you know. 21:16.715 --> 21:21.639 If you want to avoid problems with a particular part of your body later in life, you just get rid of it. 21:22.059 --> 21:23.060 And same with the brain. 21:23.120 --> 21:26.743 You just pop it out and it's all... They leave some bits in there, don't they? 21:26.923 --> 21:30.106 Little bits, yeah, just to cover motor functions, things like that. 21:30.126 --> 21:30.426 Right. 21:30.446 --> 21:33.309 Everything else that might cause problems, just pop it out. 21:33.909 --> 21:35.811 And that's what the National Treasure films are. 21:36.611 --> 21:38.293 Basically catering. 21:38.313 --> 21:42.417 Well I recommend that and that goes into my top five British accents ever. 21:42.577 --> 21:43.218 That's a peach. 21:44.219 --> 21:51.706 Music time now, ladies and gentlemen, here is, here are even, we are scientists with a song about chick lids, so listen carefully. 22:11.578 --> 22:15.179 Well, there was nothing about Chiclet in that song, really. 22:15.239 --> 22:28.782 It's all, I was expecting a kind of frothy story about a girl with some flatmates and some sexy guys who come round and one of them is almost about to get married to one of the girls in the flat, but he can't commit. 22:29.543 --> 22:30.803 And it's so annoying. 22:31.443 --> 22:34.464 And then he has an affair and something like that. 22:34.924 --> 22:36.525 But no, there was nothing like that in there. 22:36.545 --> 22:37.826 It was a total rip-off. 22:38.006 --> 22:39.326 We are scientists. 22:40.027 --> 22:44.709 You know, if you're not gonna... Just call it something else if you're not gonna have any stuff about Chick-Lit. 22:45.210 --> 22:46.570 Help me, Joe. 22:46.610 --> 22:49.632 Sorry, otherwise I went to the... to the La Vatoire. 22:49.672 --> 22:50.112 How was that? 22:50.393 --> 22:51.233 That was amazing. 22:51.313 --> 22:51.973 Physical release? 22:52.113 --> 22:52.894 Yeah. 22:52.914 --> 22:53.194 Yeah. 22:53.494 --> 22:54.055 Mop in aisle 6. 22:55.559 --> 22:56.660 So I wasn't really listening. 22:57.161 --> 22:58.262 But that doesn't surprise me. 22:58.342 --> 23:01.686 These popular music artists, they don't care about anything. 23:01.706 --> 23:04.028 They're encouraging the kids not to care about anything. 23:04.508 --> 23:05.329 And it disgusts me. 23:05.369 --> 23:08.152 I think Boris Johnson should release every song in the charts. 23:08.512 --> 23:09.513 Absolutely. 23:09.574 --> 23:10.274 He should sing them all. 23:11.255 --> 23:12.796 That's Adam and Jo on BBC Six Music. 23:13.196 --> 23:15.777 Now we've got a very special announcement, listeners. 23:15.797 --> 23:16.717 Is that what we're doing now? 23:17.378 --> 23:24.520 We've got, and this is genuinely incredible because it's impossible to launch a competition on the BBC since all the scandals recently. 23:24.560 --> 23:27.922 They've really cracked down in a very positive way that Adam and I agree with. 23:28.042 --> 23:28.842 In a brilliant way. 23:28.942 --> 23:37.366 Yeah, so this whole thing has had to be put through sort of layers and layers of red tape and stuff, but we've managed to get permission to do a competition. 23:38.326 --> 23:42.707 And it's a competition to make a video for some Song Wars songs. 23:43.907 --> 23:44.567 Isn't that right, Adam? 23:44.687 --> 23:45.348 Exactly right. 23:45.608 --> 23:53.829 And what we want you to do is to pick one of two songs that we are offering to you from the Song Wars canon, and these are early Song Wars efforts. 23:53.889 --> 24:04.932 In fact, rumor has it that some Song Wars songs might be coming out in album form on a digital release, possibly on the Apple-based file-sharing network. 24:05.912 --> 24:10.997 And these are two of the songs, one of which is Joe's Meatballs song. 24:11.037 --> 24:20.466 This was a song about, well it was inspired by the instructions on an Ikea frozen meatballs packet, and my one is Jane's Brain, which I think was the first thing I ever did for song wars. 24:20.506 --> 24:23.549 They're early offerings, because they're short and they're fairly simple. 24:23.849 --> 24:41.937 Exactly we went for the shortness really because we didn't we don't want to like ruin your lives by asking you to work All the rest of your time on on two and a half minute efforts So these are short ones 30 seconds 50 seconds and you can just make a quick video what we really want you to do is just make something creative imaginative and 24:43.537 --> 24:49.738 sent it into us here at Six Music, and I'm reading from the blurb here. 24:49.758 --> 24:52.019 It says, technical skills aren't an issue. 24:52.299 --> 24:56.720 You can use a computer, webcam, video camera, mobile phone, anything you want. 24:56.880 --> 24:58.380 It doesn't have to be amazingly glossy. 24:58.500 --> 25:01.841 We're not looking for technical sophistication even though that will impress us. 25:02.221 --> 25:06.402 But if you do something low-fi but really inventive, that's just as likely to impress us. 25:07.102 --> 25:08.082 Even if you've got a funny face. 25:08.362 --> 25:10.343 And why would people be doing this, Joe? 25:10.403 --> 25:11.824 What do they stand to get? 25:12.024 --> 25:21.790 Well, first of all, we should tell them that this competition is being judged by Adam Buxton and me, Joe Cornish, and our friend Garth Jennings, who made Son of Rambo and Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. 25:21.971 --> 25:24.772 More importantly, Garth made many of the world's greatest pop videos. 25:24.832 --> 25:25.313 Absolutely. 25:25.353 --> 25:27.294 So he's a big pop video expert. 25:27.654 --> 25:28.275 We'll be judging. 25:28.335 --> 25:30.236 And the winner, what's the prize? 25:30.396 --> 25:32.237 I think they get to come into the show. 25:32.377 --> 25:32.918 It says here. 25:33.478 --> 25:34.679 And sit in on the show. 25:34.739 --> 25:35.159 Is that it? 25:35.379 --> 25:40.644 It says that the winning creator will be given a special behind-the-scenes tour of the show. 25:40.824 --> 25:41.144 No. 25:41.424 --> 25:45.668 So what will they see behind the scenes? 25:45.688 --> 25:45.888 Yes. 25:46.128 --> 25:46.669 Some deaths. 25:46.729 --> 25:47.049 Yes. 25:47.069 --> 25:48.931 And they will be allowed to use the toilet. 25:49.591 --> 25:52.134 The very same toilet which I just used, remember. 25:53.194 --> 25:54.315 So that's an exciting prize. 25:54.335 --> 25:57.858 You can come and sit in on the show and would they actually sit in the studio? 25:58.659 --> 26:00.383 Or they could go wherever they wanted. 26:00.604 --> 26:01.505 They can touch us. 26:01.706 --> 26:06.416 They would have an Access All Areas pass here at Six Music for one morning. 26:06.778 --> 26:09.439 Yeah, and we'll give them permission to touch us in certain areas. 26:09.459 --> 26:26.867 You can sit in the hub where all the live sessions are recorded and stuff, you can wander around, you can touch the big wooden six music logo there, you can play with Jude's headphones, you can do anything you want, pretty much, if you are the winner of our video competition. 26:26.927 --> 26:31.248 There's no money or anything material to give them, no, it's just the trip to the studio. 26:33.286 --> 26:35.771 And we showcase their video on the website. 26:35.992 --> 26:36.593 On the website. 26:37.074 --> 26:38.958 Do we pay for their travel to the studio? 26:38.998 --> 26:39.318 Yes. 26:40.020 --> 26:41.082 All expenses paid. 26:41.202 --> 26:41.964 Trip to Lambun. 26:43.027 --> 26:47.689 So the details of this competition are on the Six Music website, I would imagine. 26:47.829 --> 26:48.450 Is that right, Jude? 26:48.730 --> 26:49.390 Yeah, exactly. 26:49.450 --> 26:58.174 So find out more there, but we'd really like you to take part, obviously, otherwise we'll look like kind of losers who've launched a competition that no one wants to take part in. 26:58.614 --> 27:01.796 And that's one of the most humiliating things that can happen to someone in our modern world. 27:01.836 --> 27:02.456 It's bound to happen. 27:03.096 --> 27:10.880 The closing date for the competition is noon on the 5th of July 2008, and we hereby swear to watch every single video that comes in. 27:11.260 --> 27:12.962 Because they'll probably only be four. 27:13.282 --> 27:14.143 Yeah, exactly. 27:14.504 --> 27:15.425 Now that's true, we have to. 27:15.505 --> 27:16.626 Big British Castle rules. 27:16.646 --> 27:17.807 Yes, this is a proper competition. 27:18.148 --> 27:22.913 If it turned out that someone had sent in a video that we hadn't watched, the whole castle would shut down. 27:23.053 --> 27:23.313 Yeah. 27:23.393 --> 27:24.375 And we'd be responsible. 27:24.435 --> 27:28.439 So it's a big responsibility we have, and we're going to take it very, very seriously. 27:28.519 --> 27:32.881 So there we go, visit the Adam and Jo website on the Six Music website. 27:33.042 --> 27:35.783 Check out the proper rules and have a listen to the songs. 27:35.883 --> 27:37.424 We might play you a little clip of them now. 27:38.224 --> 27:39.805 Can we have a little bit of Jane's Brain? 27:39.905 --> 27:42.507 You've got two songs to choose from, listeners, to make your video too. 27:42.847 --> 27:44.488 This is Adam's, one of Adam's early works. 27:44.528 --> 27:46.509 It's about what happens inside the brain of a lady. 27:46.549 --> 27:47.049 Is that right? 27:47.069 --> 27:48.230 Exactly, a lady's brain. 27:48.530 --> 27:49.351 It's called Jane's Brain. 27:49.411 --> 27:49.831 Have a listen. 27:51.616 --> 28:18.589 Oh yeah, her name was J. She had a brain and a dick in her head She'd use a brain to make the things that she didn't have She'd make the cars and she'd make the fancy dresses And she'd make the big houses that she'd make the cars She liked cars very much and heated She'd have one, she would drive around and go shopping She'd use the car to put her shopping inside And then she'd drive back to her house and to pack her shopping and she'd eat it 28:19.389 --> 28:21.411 That's crying out to have a video made for it. 28:21.551 --> 28:22.191 Absolutely, that would be easy. 28:22.211 --> 28:23.152 Imagine the possibilities. 28:23.532 --> 28:24.353 Easy, no problem. 28:24.393 --> 28:25.233 And it's short and sweet. 28:25.594 --> 28:27.735 Let's have a quick listen to Joe's Meatballs song. 28:38.507 --> 28:43.309 I should remind you that this song is based on the instructions for cooking IKEA meatballs, isn't it? 28:43.369 --> 28:43.629 Yeah? 28:44.249 --> 28:44.470 Yeah. 28:45.090 --> 29:00.296 I'll place the meatballs in the humble food dish and heat a 225 degrees centigrade for about 15 minutes in a microwave at 700 watts. 29:02.937 --> 29:03.878 And James Brayne 29:27.441 --> 29:48.339 choose either one of those songs you can do a whole ladies brain based video or a cooking based video and upload them to the website and you could win that extraordinary prize that is an extra we might are we allowed to just bring some stuff in to give this person sort of out of the castle when we're outside yeah if it's a personal exchange one-on-one we can do we could put together some kind of goodie bag 29:50.121 --> 29:51.943 It seems to me you need extra motivation. 29:52.403 --> 29:52.664 Yeah. 29:52.804 --> 29:55.527 It's a good though, if you live outside of London, it would be a good free day trip. 29:55.587 --> 29:59.431 You'd get to come to the studio, then you could go shopping where we're right near Oxford Circus. 30:00.032 --> 30:06.179 Is there any kind of vetting procedure that we can do on these people so we can stop like random nutcases coming in? 30:06.319 --> 30:06.420 No? 30:07.344 --> 30:08.245 It's purely on merit. 30:08.265 --> 30:09.346 It's purely on merit. 30:09.366 --> 30:09.966 Best video. 30:10.006 --> 30:11.127 That can't be right, can it? 30:11.907 --> 30:15.090 What if a complete nut bar makes the best video? 30:15.170 --> 30:16.671 It's bound to be a complete nut bar. 30:16.971 --> 30:17.592 Oh no. 30:18.212 --> 30:19.073 Is this a good idea? 30:19.093 --> 30:20.174 It's a very good idea. 30:20.214 --> 30:26.698 Visit the Adam and Jo website of BBC6 Music online to see the full terms and conditions and all that sort of business. 30:26.979 --> 30:27.959 And please make a video. 30:27.979 --> 30:29.921 We can't wait to see what you come up with. 30:30.241 --> 30:30.741 So there you go. 30:30.901 --> 30:32.923 Now it's music time and Jo, you've chosen this track. 30:33.143 --> 30:34.904 Yeah, this is a Hippity Hop track. 30:34.944 --> 30:36.305 This is from an album that came out in 1990. 30:36.465 --> 30:39.506 It's deleted by a guy called K Solo. 30:39.826 --> 30:48.670 This is from the days when hip-hoppers used to try and get on the radio by not swearing, rather than swearing as much as they can and being banned and getting attention. 30:49.131 --> 30:51.632 So instead of saying nasty words, he just says, what the... 30:52.478 --> 30:53.479 at one stage in the song. 30:53.739 --> 30:54.580 It's a brilliant rap. 30:54.620 --> 30:55.921 It's by a guy called K Solo. 30:55.961 --> 30:56.782 He was part of EPMD. 30:56.822 --> 30:57.662 Do you know who they are? 30:58.083 --> 30:58.283 Adam? 30:58.563 --> 30:59.784 I remember EPMD. 31:00.085 --> 31:00.385 Yeah. 31:00.905 --> 31:02.407 Or at least it was produced by EPMD. 31:02.447 --> 31:03.167 This is really good. 31:03.307 --> 31:06.370 And Eminem kind of nicked this for his song. 31:06.390 --> 31:07.251 You'll recognize the hook. 31:07.271 --> 31:08.992 This is called Will the Real Solo Stand Up. 31:09.433 --> 31:11.614 Will the real solo please stand up? 31:12.015 --> 31:17.840 Will the real solo please stand up? 31:26.969 --> 31:29.130 My style's aggressive, like a pit bull terrier. 31:29.310 --> 31:31.811 The harder it sounds on wax, the more the merrier. 31:32.091 --> 31:33.732 Maestro, release this beat for me. 31:34.072 --> 31:37.673 See, when I rhyme, I rig my pits, and get paid easily. 31:38.174 --> 31:38.914 What does that mean? 31:38.954 --> 31:39.534 I don't know. 31:39.894 --> 31:40.695 Rig my pits? 31:40.955 --> 31:42.495 Something to do with his armpits. 31:42.515 --> 31:44.836 18 years ago, that record was, I still don't know what he's saying. 31:45.096 --> 31:46.137 I'm gonna rig my pits. 31:46.817 --> 31:50.319 Some gather round, listen to the flow, so I can prove I'm the true solo. 31:50.759 --> 31:53.360 MCs grab my **** and bit it bold and... 31:54.235 --> 31:55.896 Bit it like... Oh, I don't know what that means! 31:56.156 --> 31:58.198 Put it behind their name and ate it up like ravioli! 31:58.918 --> 31:59.659 Oh no, he's saying! 31:59.899 --> 32:07.464 They... they bit it... bold... and... MC's grabbed my name and bit it bold and put it behind their name and ate it up like ravioli! 32:07.524 --> 32:08.205 Yeah, there you go. 32:08.325 --> 32:09.466 Yeah, I've got that bit. 32:09.486 --> 32:09.646 Good. 32:09.666 --> 32:11.267 It's taken me 18 years to work out that bit. 32:11.935 --> 32:12.756 Rig My Pits. 32:13.356 --> 32:14.337 Rig My Pits. 32:14.817 --> 32:15.958 Dunno, I have to keep thinking about that. 32:15.978 --> 32:18.260 That was K Solo with Will the Real Solo Stand Up? 32:18.460 --> 32:21.622 And is similar to Slim Shady though, isn't it? 32:21.642 --> 32:22.943 Does he acknowledge the debt? 32:23.204 --> 32:23.624 I don't know. 32:23.644 --> 32:24.845 I'm not a big MMM expert. 32:24.865 --> 32:25.025 Right. 32:25.285 --> 32:26.706 But I much prefer that record. 32:26.966 --> 32:27.707 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 32:28.468 --> 32:32.931 Now, I don't know about you listeners, but I was watching the MTV Film Awards in the week. 32:33.732 --> 32:34.252 Hard to miss. 32:34.272 --> 32:36.474 I think they showed them pretty much every single night, didn't they? 32:36.654 --> 32:36.814 Yeah. 32:37.584 --> 32:39.705 Um, and they're always quite entertaining, aren't they? 32:39.725 --> 32:41.245 The film awards, don't you reckon? 32:41.605 --> 32:42.486 Yes, absolutely. 32:42.546 --> 32:45.627 One of the most entertaining awards ceremonies there is, which isn't difficult. 32:45.967 --> 32:52.149 Because they have a huge pileup of famous names there, presenting things and hosting and... 32:52.729 --> 32:56.191 It was hosted by Mike Myers. 32:56.211 --> 32:59.173 And he did some really pretty funny comedy skits. 32:59.613 --> 33:02.975 And also they got Ben Stiller to do a funny skit as well. 33:02.995 --> 33:03.576 Did you see that one? 33:03.636 --> 33:04.216 I did, yeah. 33:04.536 --> 33:05.237 That was pretty good. 33:05.297 --> 33:06.938 Yeah, no, Mike Myers's things were great. 33:07.358 --> 33:08.058 It was really funny. 33:08.479 --> 33:10.240 What did you make of a Ben Stiller one? 33:11.220 --> 33:12.141 Well, I liked it. 33:13.166 --> 33:15.067 Yeah, you sound like you've got a little reservation in there. 33:15.128 --> 33:19.211 I've got some Ben Stiller opinions, but I don't know whether they're suitable for broadcast. 33:20.451 --> 33:22.293 Apparently he's quite a strange guy. 33:22.313 --> 33:41.467 Apparently he's one of these kind of comedy scientists that is a tiny bit humorous about... I'm not saying this is a bad thing, but for instance, if you listen to the commentary on Zoolander, which is a brilliant film, it's like listening to a sort of PhD comedy student analyzing the exact details of his craft, which is fantastic, of course, but it's sometimes a bit surprising. 33:41.587 --> 33:48.353 I think he's one of those people a little bit like Chavez, possibly, who plays a version of himself along on screen. 33:48.753 --> 33:50.735 And pretty much everything you need to know about him. 33:50.755 --> 33:56.219 You can just see from the characters he plays, he sort of takes one very tiny step to the left of himself. 33:57.000 --> 34:00.983 And so he's quite a sort of intense, hung up guy, I think. 34:01.123 --> 34:02.444 It was funny though, his sketch was funny. 34:02.544 --> 34:03.265 It was very funny. 34:04.146 --> 34:05.327 But did you catch Coldplay? 34:05.347 --> 34:06.167 They were playing on there. 34:06.187 --> 34:06.588 I did, yes. 34:06.908 --> 34:09.010 And what was the song from Viva La Vida that they played? 34:09.050 --> 34:09.730 Is it called Yes? 34:09.970 --> 34:10.631 Is that the single? 34:12.617 --> 34:13.322 Violet Hill. 34:13.625 --> 34:13.987 There you go. 34:14.890 --> 34:19.953 And it was wicked, they played blind-up, but they're all wearing costumes. 34:20.834 --> 34:22.775 And is this something they always do co-play? 34:22.795 --> 34:25.897 Do they always promote a new album by wearing a special look? 34:25.917 --> 34:28.639 Well, specifically, they were wearing military uniforms. 34:28.819 --> 34:33.001 And the cover of Vida La Vida is some kind of French Revolution imagery. 34:33.021 --> 34:34.282 I'm not sure who the artist is. 34:34.342 --> 34:35.883 I'm sure what listeners out there will know. 34:35.943 --> 34:43.648 It's a very stirring bit of oil painting, with a lady raising the tricola flag, and a man with a blunderbuss. 34:44.288 --> 34:46.969 and a naked dead person on the bottom left. 34:47.429 --> 34:52.971 But it's all sort of glamorous and beautiful, and they were wearing similar uniforms. 34:53.552 --> 34:56.933 That was the thing I found the most impressive about the performance, the uniforms. 34:56.993 --> 34:58.954 I sat there thinking, oh, I'd like a jacket like that. 34:59.334 --> 34:59.594 Right. 35:00.054 --> 35:06.196 Because they all had bits of coloured material tied round the left arm or whatever. 35:06.257 --> 35:07.357 Well, he's a big fan of that. 35:07.677 --> 35:09.118 He loves tying things to rags. 35:09.158 --> 35:11.019 Tying rags and rubber bands and stuff. 35:11.659 --> 35:16.321 But it was a strange look because it wasn't entirely militaristic. 35:16.481 --> 35:17.621 They weren't proper uniforms. 35:17.641 --> 35:18.862 It was revolutionary, Adam. 35:19.102 --> 35:19.362 Right. 35:19.482 --> 35:22.223 But it looked a bit like... They're not in an army. 35:22.243 --> 35:23.184 They're in a people's army. 35:23.304 --> 35:23.684 Yeah. 35:24.224 --> 35:28.346 But the look to me was sort of military business carnival wear. 35:29.627 --> 35:30.227 What does that mean? 35:30.427 --> 35:31.367 Well, exactly. 35:31.728 --> 35:34.029 But it looked as if they'd just got some suit jackets. 35:35.465 --> 35:40.966 So someone who works in the arms trade, in a suit, going to some kind of carnival. 35:41.026 --> 35:41.506 Exactly. 35:41.766 --> 35:45.587 A party at the end of the arms trade, when they had a big party at the end of the fair. 35:47.027 --> 35:49.468 We've sold a lot of weapons today. 35:49.528 --> 35:52.188 We're going to go to a carnival later on. 35:52.549 --> 35:57.690 We've tied some funny kind of coloured things to our arms to have some fun at the carnival. 35:57.710 --> 35:59.430 I don't know where these people are from. 36:00.296 --> 36:02.338 But that's what they look like to me, you know? 36:02.658 --> 36:09.262 And I was just wondering, like, how does... I wonder if every member of Coldplay is behind that kind of costume look. 36:09.363 --> 36:10.083 Do you reckon? 36:10.183 --> 36:10.704 Well, I don't know. 36:10.724 --> 36:13.466 I think the drummer looks a bit annoyed at the whole thing. 36:13.826 --> 36:14.066 Surely. 36:14.086 --> 36:14.406 Surely. 36:14.426 --> 36:15.547 Who's the really tall guy? 36:15.567 --> 36:16.187 Is that the drummer? 36:17.428 --> 36:19.850 I think he... surely he can't be into it. 36:20.070 --> 36:23.653 One of them has got to be groaning when Chris Martin comes in and goes, 36:24.352 --> 36:27.735 Okay guys, for the new album, this is what we're going to look like. 36:27.835 --> 36:30.697 Debbie, could you wheel in the suit please? 36:30.717 --> 36:30.897 Yeah. 36:31.197 --> 36:37.362 And guys, very important, I want you to remember to keep the coloured bit tied to your arms at all times. 36:37.482 --> 36:42.265 Johnny, last time I noticed that one of your coloured bits slipped off and you didn't tie it back again. 36:42.285 --> 36:44.447 Can you make sure that doesn't happen for Viva La Vida? 36:44.987 --> 36:45.648 Thanks very much. 36:45.908 --> 36:47.050 Because we're all on board, yeah? 36:47.070 --> 36:48.031 We're going to the next level. 36:48.051 --> 36:49.212 We're going to be the biggest band. 36:49.532 --> 36:53.577 I mean, we've got biggest band in the world status within our reach, guys, OK? 36:53.637 --> 37:00.064 So we can just mess it up now and not tie the coloured things to our arms, or we can all be a unit and really go for it. 37:00.344 --> 37:02.026 You're a bit Eno fan, though, aren't you, Adam? 37:02.106 --> 37:02.567 Absolutely. 37:02.587 --> 37:03.468 We're both fans of Eno. 37:03.688 --> 37:05.931 Are you going to buy that Coldplay album because of Eno? 37:06.751 --> 37:35.409 uh well maybe he's he's done on it woven i might do might do yeah i'm always interested to see what he's up to and uh you know i like a little slice of cold play delicious little cold um play slice i'm into it but now i'm just curious to see and i'd like to see if they stick with the look as well i'd be very angry if they if they veer from the cost of revolution man things are going to change good that cold play album is going to change a lot of things in the world absolutely standby for major change in 37:35.469 --> 37:36.270 Here's a trail. 37:36.730 --> 37:38.071 BBC Six Music. 37:38.091 --> 37:39.952 Sunday evenings on Six Music. 37:40.092 --> 37:40.773 From Five. 37:41.033 --> 37:42.634 Stuart McCony's Free Zone. 37:42.774 --> 37:44.535 Dr. Praxis, who are from Belgium. 37:44.595 --> 37:45.716 Jaz Prog Crossover. 37:45.736 --> 37:46.457 Where's your stand? 37:46.537 --> 37:48.558 It's not anyone's cup of tea, but I suppose it's all right. 37:48.618 --> 37:49.179 At Eight. 37:49.279 --> 37:55.663 The listeners. 37:57.344 --> 37:58.125 Text-nation. 37:58.225 --> 37:59.186 Text, text, text. 37:59.406 --> 38:00.126 Text-nation. 38:00.206 --> 38:01.167 What if I don't want to? 38:01.407 --> 38:02.128 Text-nation. 38:02.248 --> 38:03.229 But I'm using email. 38:03.429 --> 38:04.149 Is that a problem? 38:04.169 --> 38:04.710 It doesn't matter. 38:04.750 --> 38:04.930 Text. 38:07.310 --> 38:08.952 This is Adam and Jo on BBC6 Music. 38:09.012 --> 38:10.193 It's time for Text the Nation. 38:10.253 --> 38:12.035 Now listen carefully because this is complicated. 38:12.375 --> 38:18.301 This is the part of the show where we present you with a kind of a question and you have to text in your ideas for answers. 38:18.921 --> 38:24.166 So you take your mobile phone and use the text function, write a verbal message and send it to 64046. 38:26.152 --> 38:28.954 And then we get them here in the studio, they come on a screen. 38:29.495 --> 38:30.395 And what happens next? 38:30.976 --> 38:32.717 Oh man, I have no idea what... What? 38:33.318 --> 38:34.679 I think we read them out. 38:35.379 --> 38:36.180 Oh, right. 38:36.640 --> 38:36.860 How? 38:37.100 --> 38:39.442 This is going to be tricky, but we'll try and struggle through. 38:39.582 --> 38:44.726 Text the Nation this week is on the subject of shops that suddenly change their names for no apparent reason. 38:44.886 --> 38:46.087 Groovy rebranding. 38:46.287 --> 38:46.568 Yeah. 38:46.808 --> 38:54.694 We discovered during our holiday period that the record chain formerly known as Virgin, and we should stress there are many different outlets. 38:55.194 --> 38:56.797 out there where you can purchase records. 38:57.397 --> 39:00.462 But the virgin chain have recently turned into Zavi. 39:00.942 --> 39:01.082 Yeah. 39:01.102 --> 39:02.745 Do you know how to spell Zavi, Adam? 39:02.825 --> 39:04.047 Z-8-V-I. 39:04.607 --> 39:06.290 Z-8-V-I, correct. 39:06.310 --> 39:07.291 With a little asterisk. 39:07.612 --> 39:08.733 Now this happened very suddenly. 39:08.773 --> 39:10.115 We've discussed it already, I think. 39:10.556 --> 39:11.897 It took everybody by surprise. 39:13.219 --> 39:21.726 And they haven't really explained the root of the name, or at least I didn't think they had, until someone last week told me that Savvy isn't the name of the man who owns it. 39:21.806 --> 39:25.249 I thought it might be some mysterious foreign gentleman, or an acronym, maybe. 39:25.489 --> 39:33.816 Yeah, but no, Savvy is apparently, and forgive us if we've got this wrong, this is merely hearsay, is a contemporary way to say the word Savvy. 39:35.138 --> 39:38.981 It's a kind of groovy pronunciation and spelling of the word Savvy. 39:39.717 --> 39:41.419 I'm really zevy about music. 39:41.799 --> 39:42.820 I'll shop at zevy. 39:43.901 --> 39:45.623 So the logic is already insane. 39:46.204 --> 39:53.771 But if you take that logic and extrapolate it to other shops, we were thinking about what other shops would become. 39:54.572 --> 39:56.034 We thought that PC World 39:56.978 --> 40:25.532 uh... might suddenly overnight change into fallain what's that i don't know fallain fallain or i thought what would be better is because uh... savvy it is confusing why would it be why would virgin be savvy but i suppose you have to stick to the logic that uh... savvy is something that you might be about music so maybe the new word has to have something to do with the actual thing they're selling surely even though savviness could be applied to any merchandise couldn't this because i was thinking about uh... 40:26.644 --> 40:27.945 for Boots, right? 40:28.246 --> 40:29.867 You could have Wellfit. 40:30.648 --> 40:31.128 That's good. 40:31.148 --> 40:32.189 I have one for Boots. 40:32.790 --> 40:33.270 Lurgis. 40:33.751 --> 40:34.511 Lurgis. 40:34.652 --> 40:35.833 Yeah. 40:35.933 --> 40:36.994 As in, got the Lurgis. 40:37.194 --> 40:38.415 Yeah, but you don't want the name. 40:38.455 --> 40:39.696 You don't want it to sound like a disease. 40:39.716 --> 40:40.617 No, but it doesn't really. 40:40.677 --> 40:41.298 It's Lurgis. 40:41.678 --> 40:41.938 Right. 40:42.859 --> 40:43.920 You don't make the connection. 40:44.000 --> 40:46.743 I've got to credit our friend Zach for thinking up. 40:47.282 --> 40:47.883 Most of these. 40:48.423 --> 40:51.627 We thought PC World, if the lane's no good for you, it could be called Pooters. 40:52.228 --> 40:53.669 Pooters is really good. 40:53.709 --> 40:54.470 Pooters is good? 40:54.510 --> 40:54.830 Yeah. 40:55.211 --> 40:57.834 Hey, how about, and you spell it P-O-T-E-R-S. 40:58.775 --> 40:59.475 Like Pooters? 40:59.515 --> 40:59.816 Yeah. 41:01.778 --> 41:02.198 I like that. 41:02.278 --> 41:02.699 Pooters. 41:03.079 --> 41:04.921 Pooters is a good... Should we go Pooters? 41:05.282 --> 41:05.882 Bye Pooter. 41:06.023 --> 41:07.024 How about this for a bank? 41:07.044 --> 41:07.304 Yeah. 41:07.925 --> 41:08.245 Doolix. 41:10.102 --> 41:11.343 What's that got to do with money? 41:11.363 --> 41:12.443 It's fondulix. 41:12.603 --> 41:13.664 Oh nice, dulix. 41:13.864 --> 41:14.364 Dulix? 41:14.764 --> 41:15.464 How about this? 41:15.564 --> 41:17.485 With an X. I like it, dulix. 41:18.125 --> 41:19.746 How about this for Pretemandre? 41:19.866 --> 41:20.066 Yeah. 41:20.266 --> 41:21.867 The popular lunching chain. 41:23.447 --> 41:26.709 Okay, Zach's first suggestion was pure venom. 41:28.704 --> 41:30.385 It changed its name to pure venom. 41:30.965 --> 41:32.106 I don't know where he got that from. 41:32.126 --> 41:33.347 It's spelt P-U-R. 41:33.827 --> 41:39.130 But then we thought, well, if it has to do something to deal with what they're selling, maybe it's called sandwich. 41:39.870 --> 41:41.271 S-A-M-M-I-C-H. 41:41.311 --> 41:41.731 That's good. 41:41.751 --> 41:48.755 You know, there's a sandwich brand called Fugo, which always makes me cringe whenever I see it, because it's like food on the go. 41:49.636 --> 41:50.376 F-O-O-C-O. 41:50.416 --> 41:56.820 You see, if someone were to text that in for text donation this week, I would say that was too literal. 41:57.840 --> 41:59.601 It's got to be slightly weirder than that. 41:59.621 --> 42:03.723 I'm not quite sure what the criteria we're going to apply to these entries is. 42:04.103 --> 42:05.484 It's going to be very abstract. 42:06.184 --> 42:08.465 What possible criteria did they apply to Xavi? 42:09.506 --> 42:13.888 We also thought that Ann Summers might be renamed Flej. 42:14.888 --> 42:16.849 How are you spelling that? 42:17.009 --> 42:18.730 F-L-E-H-J. 42:18.750 --> 42:24.293 Or alternatively, if that doesn't float in the market sluts with a Z. S-L-U-T-Z. 42:25.109 --> 42:29.135 That's good, so text us your suggestions right now for rebranding. 42:29.155 --> 42:31.438 We need the chain you're rebranding. 42:31.658 --> 42:35.323 Yeah, the name of the store and your new name for it. 42:35.383 --> 42:39.669 And perhaps a little explanatory logic if you have the time. 42:39.689 --> 42:41.752 64046 is the text number we look forward to receiving them. 42:42.032 --> 42:43.795 It's Morrissey time. 42:44.797 --> 42:45.698 This is Morrissey. 42:45.799 --> 42:46.119 Hello. 42:46.139 --> 42:47.061 That's Harry Guitar. 42:47.101 --> 42:47.361 Yes. 42:48.102 --> 42:49.946 This is my new single. 42:50.867 --> 42:51.749 Hello, I'm Morrissey. 42:51.789 --> 42:53.091 This is my new single. 42:53.371 --> 42:54.613 It's all you need is me. 42:54.714 --> 42:55.375 Hope you like it. 43:09.355 --> 43:11.737 That's Morrissey with All You Need Is Me. 43:11.758 --> 43:17.543 Hey, this is Adam and Joe here on BBC Six Music, and it's still a lovely day. 43:17.563 --> 43:18.464 It's looking good. 43:18.905 --> 43:19.826 Forecast anyone? 43:19.886 --> 43:20.947 Anyone got forecast? 43:21.147 --> 43:21.808 In London raining. 43:21.868 --> 43:22.949 Oh shut up. 43:23.029 --> 43:23.589 Will you? 43:23.690 --> 43:24.210 Seriously? 43:24.250 --> 43:25.171 Is it gonna rain again? 43:25.191 --> 43:26.653 I don't believe it. 43:26.673 --> 43:27.854 Remember my Glastonbury pledge? 43:28.760 --> 43:31.701 Yeah, if it rains, there's no more festivals. 43:32.502 --> 43:34.703 No, I'm renouncing all the religion. 43:34.943 --> 43:36.483 Oh, that's right, you're giving up. 43:36.623 --> 43:40.885 If it rains at Glastonbury, I'm taking it as proof that there is no charity. 43:41.185 --> 43:42.546 There you go, that's exciting. 43:42.566 --> 43:43.306 Because it's just cruel. 43:43.666 --> 43:45.407 We're allowed to tell people that we're at Glastonbury, right? 43:45.507 --> 43:48.709 We're going to be doing our show live from Glastonbury this year. 43:48.869 --> 43:50.269 That's in about three weeks' time. 43:50.569 --> 43:56.472 I should take this opportunity, listeners, to apologise for our rather erratic schedule 43:56.992 --> 43:59.575 Over the coming weeks, we're sort of coming and going a little bit. 43:59.595 --> 44:02.558 For example, next weekend we're going to be away, but then we're going to be back. 44:03.379 --> 44:10.767 It's just a lot of stuff happening over the summer for us, but we are being ably-deped by all kinds of geniuses. 44:10.807 --> 44:15.713 Thank you so much to John Richardson for looking after our show while we were away, and also to Alan Carr. 44:16.751 --> 44:24.434 He did a great job as well, and a combination thereof will be with you while we're away, but we'll tell you about that in coming weeks. 44:24.454 --> 44:26.194 But we're excited about coming live from Glastonbury. 44:26.315 --> 44:27.215 Yes, it's going to be fantastic. 44:27.235 --> 44:33.877 We're going to go up there on the Thursday night, and then we're going to spend all of Friday wandering around the site, talking to people. 44:33.937 --> 44:36.658 So if you're going to be... I'm going to spend most of Friday sleeping with fans. 44:36.978 --> 44:37.378 Are you? 44:38.299 --> 44:38.739 Excellent. 44:38.819 --> 44:40.940 What, just keeping yourself cool there? 44:42.080 --> 44:43.180 Or you need humans? 44:43.801 --> 44:44.681 Yeah, no, I don't think there are any. 44:44.701 --> 44:45.502 are any fans. 44:45.802 --> 44:47.023 And I certainly wouldn't do that. 44:47.683 --> 44:50.125 So yeah, if you're at Glastonbury, look out for us. 44:50.165 --> 44:54.228 We'll be wandering around looking confused with the microphone. 44:54.509 --> 44:56.110 I might set up a Doctor Sexy tent. 44:56.410 --> 44:57.391 That's a good idea. 44:57.411 --> 45:01.194 Do you think a kind of next to the, what do they call the medical people there? 45:02.054 --> 45:02.495 Doctors? 45:03.368 --> 45:05.009 The healers, you're next to the healers. 45:05.150 --> 45:06.851 I'll do a particular type of healing. 45:07.792 --> 45:09.113 That's the healing, that's a good idea. 45:09.453 --> 45:10.974 I could be your assistant, Dr. Buckles. 45:11.074 --> 45:11.355 Yes. 45:12.215 --> 45:14.998 I might dress as Dr. Buckles tonight for my gig at the Hundred Club. 45:15.438 --> 45:16.659 What does Dr. Buckles wear? 45:17.540 --> 45:18.921 I brought it along with me, I'll show you. 45:20.322 --> 45:24.565 I'm not sure if this is a good idea, but I pulled it out of the wardrobe this morning. 45:24.625 --> 45:27.468 He's got medical green ER scrubs, look at that. 45:28.203 --> 45:31.007 I got the ER logo on the pocket. 45:31.147 --> 45:39.738 When I was on my honeymoon in 2001, when we were in LA, I went to the shop and they had these scrubs from ER and I love ER. 45:39.999 --> 45:44.004 So I bought that because I thought, not only do I love ER, but that's a cool top. 45:44.224 --> 45:45.606 I'm going to wear that seriously. 45:45.766 --> 45:47.667 Are you going to do a medical routine? 45:47.948 --> 45:48.248 No. 45:48.388 --> 45:49.129 Just wear it? 45:49.169 --> 45:50.009 Just wear it. 45:50.509 --> 45:51.250 What do you think? 45:51.490 --> 45:52.571 Is that a bad idea? 45:52.891 --> 45:58.555 It's like a child turning up dressed as a policeman at school, just because it's fun. 45:58.715 --> 45:59.656 This is all I've got. 46:00.256 --> 46:01.297 I've got none in the world. 46:01.377 --> 46:02.218 I've got nothing else. 46:02.318 --> 46:03.619 No, for emceeing tonight. 46:04.440 --> 46:05.221 That's good. 46:05.281 --> 46:10.587 People pay good money to see an average-looking man in a green short-sleeved shirt. 46:10.607 --> 46:12.890 They'll really feel they've got their money's worth. 46:12.970 --> 46:15.053 Yeah, but it says property of ER on it. 46:15.333 --> 46:17.536 And I was thinking I would call myself Dr. Buckles. 46:18.217 --> 46:19.598 And then it would all tie in. 46:19.618 --> 46:20.600 Thank God I'm not coming. 46:22.081 --> 46:24.862 It's going to be a great gig folks, don't worry if you are coming. 46:24.882 --> 46:29.884 Let's have some music now, in a second we're going to get to some of your texts for text the nation. 46:29.924 --> 46:37.187 Don't forget the text the nation premise this week is new names for shops in the way that the virgin chain suddenly turned into Xavi. 46:37.487 --> 46:41.549 Can you think of any bizarre names that you would change existing stores into? 46:42.269 --> 46:43.930 So yes, keep your texts coming in. 46:44.450 --> 46:45.791 It's time now for a free play. 46:45.911 --> 46:47.811 This is a track from the new Sparks album. 46:47.831 --> 46:50.652 Did you happen to catch Sparks on a culture show in the week? 46:50.933 --> 46:51.373 I missed it. 46:52.053 --> 46:55.254 They were doing a great job there, and they're right in the middle still, aren't they? 46:55.374 --> 46:58.035 Are they still playing all their albums in succession? 46:58.075 --> 46:59.996 I think there's still a few more nights to go there. 47:01.157 --> 47:03.778 Excuse me, a little bit of a cough there for you coughing fans. 47:04.778 --> 47:08.059 But this is a track from, what's the name of the album? 47:08.159 --> 47:09.280 Exotic Creatures of the Deep. 47:10.038 --> 47:11.540 And it's called Photoshop. 47:11.600 --> 47:16.604 Now, how do you feel about it when bands write very on-the-nose songs about modern bits of technology? 47:16.624 --> 47:19.847 I mean, Photoshop's been around for years, of course, but still, it's a very modern song. 47:19.867 --> 47:20.447 I'm excited. 47:20.508 --> 47:21.729 Is it actually about Photoshop? 47:21.829 --> 47:22.189 A song. 47:22.249 --> 47:24.071 Well, it's using Photoshop as a metaphor. 47:24.131 --> 47:25.792 Are we going to have another chiclet issue? 47:26.293 --> 47:26.873 No, we're not. 47:26.933 --> 47:29.115 They're much more specific about it than they are. 47:29.255 --> 47:30.136 They stick to the theme. 47:30.176 --> 47:30.837 Give you my opinion. 47:31.277 --> 47:32.218 But I hope you enjoyed this. 47:32.238 --> 47:32.939 This is Sparks. 47:40.847 --> 47:44.313 me out of your life this is your push up me out of your life 47:55.652 --> 47:55.992 Wow. 47:56.893 --> 47:57.574 Some British tears. 47:58.035 --> 47:59.136 It's quite a journey, isn't it? 47:59.276 --> 47:59.797 That's amazing. 47:59.817 --> 48:01.819 That's like some kind of Western musical. 48:02.119 --> 48:02.480 Yes. 48:02.840 --> 48:04.442 Tim Burton should do a film of that. 48:04.882 --> 48:07.205 Well, they're very much like that, aren't they, the male brothers? 48:07.505 --> 48:09.087 That was Sparks with Photoshop. 48:09.107 --> 48:11.189 This is Adam and Jo here on BBC Six Music. 48:11.650 --> 48:16.996 It's almost time for the news at half past ten, but before that we're going to snip in maybe a couple of 48:17.606 --> 48:24.469 tiny little bits of text donation, we're asking you to send us ideas for possible rebranded shop names. 48:25.149 --> 48:30.411 Yeah, we were talking about Virgin suddenly turning itself into Xavi for no apparent reason. 48:30.731 --> 48:36.254 Simon in Birmingham kicks things off in very confident style by suggesting that W.H. 48:36.374 --> 48:41.696 Smith, the popular magazine vending chain, should just become zines 48:44.880 --> 48:45.941 That's a very good idea. 48:46.202 --> 48:50.067 Yeah, that's quite literal, because of course it's the end of magazines. 48:50.267 --> 48:58.639 He might have put an extra twist on that, Simon, just like Marko from London did, where he says Halfords would be rebranded as Crannock. 48:59.259 --> 48:59.560 Why? 49:00.020 --> 49:03.022 And themed after the dead painter currently exhibiting in the Royal Academy. 49:03.322 --> 49:04.383 That's quite obscure. 49:04.624 --> 49:05.224 I like it, though. 49:05.244 --> 49:10.488 That's the two sides of the coin, that one of them's too literal, the other one's too abstract, and the other one's somewhere in between. 49:10.969 --> 49:12.870 So think about that while, is it time now? 49:13.350 --> 49:15.312 Yeah, while you listen to the latest news. 49:35.369 --> 49:36.950 Get a grip on yourself, will you please? 49:36.990 --> 49:37.891 That's Stranglers. 49:37.911 --> 49:40.572 This is Edmond Joe here on BBC6 Music. 49:40.612 --> 49:42.693 We're right in the middle of... Text the Nation! 49:44.033 --> 49:44.794 Text the Nation! 49:44.894 --> 49:45.114 Text! 49:45.254 --> 49:45.494 Text! 49:45.614 --> 49:45.834 Text! 49:46.074 --> 49:46.795 Text the Nation! 49:46.875 --> 49:47.835 What if I don't want to? 49:48.075 --> 49:48.796 Text the Nation! 49:48.916 --> 49:49.916 But I'm using email. 49:50.076 --> 49:50.816 Is that a problem? 49:50.836 --> 49:51.397 It doesn't matter. 49:51.437 --> 49:51.657 Text! 49:54.150 --> 49:57.638 And Text the Nation this week is all about rebranding popular shopping chains. 49:58.240 --> 50:03.873 We noticed, as everyone has, that the Virgin chain has turned into Xavi, so we were asking for similar twisted 50:04.605 --> 50:31.287 rebranding exercises and just to remind you the logic behind savvy apparently and I don't know whether this is true but I've heard is that it's just a contemporary way of saying the word savvy yeah so we're trying to apply that logic to other shops or we're asking you to Tom in Stockport has a suggestion Adam will you be the brand manager yes I'm going to pitch these name changes as brand manager you have to tell me whether you would apply yep these changes okay my name's Dan Brand 50:32.525 --> 50:35.908 My assistant is Katie Brand, Russell Brand, Russell Brand. 50:36.769 --> 50:37.610 Yeah, far away. 50:37.910 --> 50:38.631 Okay, Gregs. 50:38.751 --> 50:39.492 You heard of Gregs? 50:39.572 --> 50:41.213 Gregs, yeah, sandwiches, that kind of thing. 50:41.233 --> 50:55.326 Yeah, Tom in Stockport says, I want to rebrand Gregs as co-pastors, C-O apostrophe, P-A-S-T-I-Z-Z, all lower case, due to their tendency to sell savoury meat products at a temperature no higher than lukewarm. 50:56.118 --> 50:57.879 So it's a shortening of cold pasties. 50:57.999 --> 50:58.239 Oh. 50:58.339 --> 50:58.999 Co-pastors. 50:59.279 --> 51:00.060 Co-pastors. 51:01.060 --> 51:02.481 What do you reckon on that? 51:02.681 --> 51:02.921 Yes? 51:03.561 --> 51:03.701 Oh yeah. 51:03.721 --> 51:04.822 Quickly now, lots to get through. 51:04.862 --> 51:05.142 Yes! 51:05.402 --> 51:08.364 Okay, Gregs is now officially being called Co-pastors. 51:08.484 --> 51:08.784 Co-pastors. 51:08.804 --> 51:09.404 Well done, Tom. 51:09.784 --> 51:11.145 Here's one from Holly in Bradford. 51:11.645 --> 51:14.166 She wants Weight Watchers to be rebranded Chub Off. 51:15.027 --> 51:15.867 Chub Off. 51:16.704 --> 51:17.684 Well, I don't know about that one. 51:18.005 --> 51:19.125 It's a bit derogatory, isn't it? 51:19.145 --> 51:19.785 Is that from Holly? 51:20.005 --> 51:20.726 Holly, yeah. 51:21.346 --> 51:22.666 No, I don't think that's actually good. 51:22.886 --> 51:23.507 She's got another one. 51:23.987 --> 51:25.828 She wants Specsavers to be rebranded. 51:26.088 --> 51:26.408 Biffs. 51:26.948 --> 51:27.908 B-I-F-Z. 51:27.988 --> 51:28.328 Bivz. 51:28.869 --> 51:29.209 That's good. 51:29.229 --> 51:30.609 I like the unsayableness of it. 51:30.909 --> 51:31.550 What's bivz? 51:31.830 --> 51:32.590 Like bifocals. 51:33.310 --> 51:34.591 Oh, bivz. 51:34.711 --> 51:35.071 Bivz. 51:35.111 --> 51:37.232 That's quite good because you'd have to talk about that. 51:37.672 --> 51:39.833 Wouldn't you Specsavers are turning to bivz? 51:40.758 --> 51:42.719 And all of a sudden everyone's talking about Specsavers. 51:42.799 --> 51:47.121 Well Specsavers, I mean they're on to a winner with exactly the name Specsavers anyway. 51:47.141 --> 51:50.202 They've invested a lot of money in high profile advertising companies. 51:50.222 --> 51:51.362 Should have gone to the bins. 51:52.623 --> 51:54.244 It's something you won't be hearing. 51:54.584 --> 51:56.244 So that's a no there for Holly. 51:56.285 --> 51:56.845 Sorry Holly. 51:57.325 --> 51:58.405 Back to the whiteboard. 51:58.445 --> 52:01.847 An anonymous one just says McDonald's to Matty. 52:02.507 --> 52:02.987 Matty? 52:03.227 --> 52:03.728 Matty? 52:03.868 --> 52:04.648 Where were you? 52:04.748 --> 52:06.129 It's not even Mickey's, it's Matty. 52:07.829 --> 52:09.370 It's good as it sounds a bit like Patty. 52:10.516 --> 52:11.317 I think that's good. 52:11.337 --> 52:13.539 Let me see, McDonald's has changed its name some. 52:13.679 --> 52:14.159 Matty. 52:14.700 --> 52:15.200 Matty. 52:15.321 --> 52:15.681 Brilliant. 52:15.701 --> 52:16.762 I mean that is... I'll go there again. 52:16.822 --> 52:17.362 ...demented. 52:19.805 --> 52:20.125 OK. 52:20.465 --> 52:26.691 John in Croydon says Holland and Barrett, the popular health food change, could be changed to Hollis-tival. 52:27.491 --> 52:28.332 Hollis-tival. 52:28.753 --> 52:29.213 Hollis-tival. 52:29.233 --> 52:30.034 Like, Hollis-tic. 52:30.634 --> 52:31.195 Hollis-tival. 52:31.655 --> 52:31.996 What? 52:32.036 --> 52:32.756 Hollis-tival. 52:32.956 --> 52:33.657 Hollis-tival? 52:33.877 --> 52:34.918 That's good, isn't it? 52:35.038 --> 52:35.319 No. 52:35.419 --> 52:36.299 No, he's not going for that. 52:36.500 --> 52:36.600 OK. 52:37.458 --> 52:39.719 I mean, that's, you know, thanks for the text and everything. 52:39.759 --> 52:42.080 Here's another, uh, idea for Greg's. 52:42.720 --> 52:50.603 The famous, uh, pastry shop, I won't tell you how he describes the taste of the pastries, Greg's could go upmarket and change their name to pastiche. 52:51.403 --> 52:51.663 Ooh. 52:51.783 --> 52:52.383 There you see? 52:52.403 --> 52:54.464 That's more sophisticated. 52:55.339 --> 52:56.700 and it works on several levels. 52:58.400 --> 53:05.523 Perhaps slightly adjusting their colour scheme from the wee wee yellow they currently use from Robert in Huddersfield. 53:05.663 --> 53:10.085 Pastiche is nice as well because it's like they're sort of imitations of pasties. 53:10.385 --> 53:11.206 Yes, exactly. 53:11.226 --> 53:13.867 We're not, of course, suggesting that that's going through. 53:13.887 --> 53:14.247 No, no, no, no. 53:14.767 --> 53:15.868 But yeah, I like that one. 53:15.888 --> 53:16.328 That's good. 53:16.348 --> 53:17.068 That's going through. 53:17.449 --> 53:20.730 Lorna from Sorry, how about changing the body shop to Withy's? 53:22.243 --> 53:30.386 W H I double F Y apostrophe s with these I like with these actually popping into with these I think it's two derogatory is too obviously means smelly. 53:30.486 --> 53:31.546 What about whiffs though? 53:31.626 --> 53:35.387 Just w y f z. I still think it's two on the nose. 53:35.467 --> 53:35.727 Really? 53:35.927 --> 53:40.529 Yeah with I think it needs to be passed through another Confusoid process. 53:40.549 --> 53:41.949 What about wives? 53:42.489 --> 53:44.530 That's more like a plural of with 53:45.248 --> 53:47.649 Here's one from Sean Manningtree. 53:47.749 --> 53:49.029 Gap could become chasm. 53:52.791 --> 53:53.911 Again, crazy spelling you need. 53:53.991 --> 53:55.072 K-A-Z-M. 53:55.212 --> 53:56.512 Yeah, he spelt it correctly. 53:56.892 --> 53:57.293 Chasm. 53:57.753 --> 53:58.173 Chasm. 53:58.353 --> 53:59.013 I like that a lot. 54:00.094 --> 54:04.315 Police stations generally, says Justin in Walthamstow, should be rebranded CRIMES. 54:04.815 --> 54:06.056 C-R-Y-M-Z. 54:06.256 --> 54:07.336 That is a very good idea. 54:07.497 --> 54:08.397 Having trouble with the law? 54:08.777 --> 54:09.937 Visit your local crime. 54:10.298 --> 54:11.298 Get down to CRIMES. 54:11.918 --> 54:12.899 Call CRIMES on 999. 54:15.416 --> 54:21.157 discount on physical assault I Had an idea for Burton's the suit makers. 54:21.197 --> 54:25.918 Yeah, you could call them Fred's Like thread. 54:26.238 --> 54:32.699 Oh, but with an F. Yes Fred's so that's good said by a modern contemporary person Yeah, that's brilliant. 54:32.739 --> 54:33.119 Well done. 54:33.179 --> 54:34.639 Thank you approve of that one. 54:35.059 --> 54:37.040 Here's one from a couple more We've got time for a couple more. 54:37.080 --> 54:42.761 Yeah, Jason from West Yorkshire says Halfords should be changed to motor bit 54:44.274 --> 54:44.635 What? 54:44.915 --> 54:47.322 M-O-T-A-B-I-T-J. 54:47.743 --> 54:48.485 Motabitch. 54:49.429 --> 54:50.289 Come on, that's good. 54:50.369 --> 54:51.210 Motor voyage. 54:51.530 --> 54:53.431 Yeah, motor voyage. 54:53.771 --> 54:57.873 You see, already we're having to think about it, and that's what people are after. 54:57.893 --> 55:00.394 Yeah, neurons are forming in our brains. 55:00.434 --> 55:03.115 Yeah, but savvy is a simple word to say, motor voyage. 55:03.475 --> 55:07.337 Yeah, but we've had to think even harder, therefore creating more new neural networks. 55:07.357 --> 55:09.158 Let's have one more before Fleet Foxes. 55:10.838 --> 55:11.499 Pizza Hut. 55:11.819 --> 55:14.040 Renamed, says David in Manchester, Stodging Top. 55:15.400 --> 55:19.181 That is good, man. 55:19.521 --> 55:21.902 He's got a couple more in there, but we'll come back to them. 55:22.342 --> 55:23.362 Is this a free play? 55:23.803 --> 55:25.423 Yeah, this is a very unimaginative free play. 55:25.443 --> 55:28.164 It's our latest favourite album, the Fleet Foxes album. 55:28.904 --> 55:36.426 When we were on before a couple of weeks ago, I played Ragged Wood or whatever the one was, but here's another fantastic one off of that album. 55:36.446 --> 55:37.966 It's out this week, so you can go and buy it. 55:38.006 --> 55:40.107 This is Fleet Foxes with Quiet Houses. 55:47.950 --> 55:56.806 And we in the house again, once again It's the people, the people, the people, the people, the people, the people back again Live on 6 Music BBC, y'all 56:01.340 --> 56:18.273 very good well done dilated people that was excellent for a live session wasn't it yeah i didn't even know it was live but they're famous for you know playing that kind of music live when i say that kind of music i mean hippity hop yeah yeah yeah that was amazing well done dilated people so i stand in awe are they still around 56:18.922 --> 56:31.592 course they are yeah good good just checking a number of guys like dilated pupils what that's right only instead of pupils pupils oh I didn't even so you know yeah what does that then mean 56:32.501 --> 56:34.302 In what way could people become dilated? 56:34.422 --> 56:35.622 What is a dilated pupil? 56:35.823 --> 56:37.023 Well, if it's wider. 56:37.183 --> 56:40.585 So if someone gets fat, they're a dilated person, aren't they? 56:40.625 --> 56:40.925 Really? 56:41.105 --> 56:41.385 Yeah. 56:41.405 --> 56:42.226 Just getting wider. 56:42.446 --> 56:44.066 Are they a fat band? 56:44.687 --> 56:45.707 Oh, I don't think so, no. 56:45.747 --> 56:47.288 They're all slim and good-looking, aren't they? 56:47.888 --> 56:48.709 I don't know, probably. 56:48.729 --> 56:49.789 I think they are, yes. 56:49.809 --> 56:50.709 What a stupid name, then. 56:51.150 --> 56:52.270 They haven't built it through. 56:52.290 --> 56:53.231 They've discussed me. 56:53.771 --> 56:54.411 And do you know what? 56:54.511 --> 56:56.832 That life session was awful. 56:56.872 --> 56:57.753 I can still smell it. 56:59.113 --> 57:00.434 We apologize for that, listeners. 57:00.574 --> 57:01.475 This is great. 57:01.775 --> 57:03.976 This is Adam and Joe on BBC 6 Music. 57:04.336 --> 57:05.917 We were talking earlier about National Treasure 2. 57:05.957 --> 57:07.958 It's just a small point. 57:08.078 --> 57:09.379 It was written by The Wibblies. 57:09.959 --> 57:10.580 The Wibblies. 57:10.620 --> 57:11.280 The Wibblies. 57:12.321 --> 57:13.702 W-I-B-L-E-Y-S. 57:13.742 --> 57:14.282 The Wibblies. 57:14.342 --> 57:16.123 It sounds like a CBBC cartoon. 57:19.549 --> 57:20.209 The Wibleys? 57:20.369 --> 57:22.029 Are they related to the Wiggles, I wonder? 57:22.129 --> 57:25.190 Possibly, but they've gone to Hollywood and write screenplays. 57:25.550 --> 57:28.391 The Wiggles, I think, wrote Indiana Jones and the Crystal Sky. 57:28.611 --> 57:29.192 The Wiggles? 57:29.312 --> 57:30.432 Oh, the Wiggles. 57:30.792 --> 57:35.734 I'd like to see the Wibleys in a high-powered script meeting in Hollywood. 57:36.134 --> 57:37.374 One of them's bright blue. 57:37.394 --> 57:41.155 She's got tiny little arms and hair that's red springs. 57:41.856 --> 57:42.816 Doin', doin' with you. 57:44.218 --> 57:46.803 So, wibblies, we need a new national treasure film. 57:47.805 --> 57:49.068 We need it in two minutes. 57:49.689 --> 57:50.170 Can you do it? 57:56.156 --> 57:56.697 I like it. 57:57.077 --> 57:57.618 Green light. 57:57.958 --> 57:59.960 Green lighting the next Wibblies project. 58:00.260 --> 58:04.284 Cage will only do it if it's written by the Wibblies. 58:04.304 --> 58:04.965 You get the idea. 58:05.886 --> 58:06.366 The end of that. 58:06.967 --> 58:08.989 They should work with Tom Cruise, the Wibblies. 58:09.049 --> 58:10.130 They really should. 58:10.670 --> 58:14.034 The problem with the Wibblies is they have trouble with punctuality. 58:14.254 --> 58:14.474 Yeah. 58:14.654 --> 58:17.377 Because their car, the wheels keep falling off their car. 58:18.998 --> 58:26.182 It's open top, and one of the wheels is a hexagon, the other one's a square, one of them's a triangle, and one of them's a curvy line. 58:26.602 --> 58:31.585 It's to teach kids shapes, but it's not very practical in terms of getting to meet it in the movie business. 58:31.625 --> 58:31.945 Yeah. 58:32.365 --> 58:32.985 No, that isn't. 58:33.005 --> 58:34.486 That's something they've got to think about, the wibblies. 58:34.506 --> 58:34.987 The wibblies. 58:35.527 --> 58:37.448 We've got more text the nation and thoughts for you. 58:37.848 --> 58:39.989 Oh, you know, Play Walk on the Wild Side by Lou Reed? 58:40.309 --> 58:45.172 I mean, it is a classic song and everything, but it just seems like one of those songs that you can't really play anymore, because it's so... 58:45.872 --> 58:47.675 But we wouldn't play Bohemian Rhapsody, would we? 58:48.637 --> 58:49.258 We might do. 58:49.979 --> 58:51.842 I think it's just been played out. 58:52.303 --> 58:52.603 Yeah. 58:52.844 --> 58:55.789 How many plays do you think it takes to play out a classic record? 58:56.718 --> 58:58.358 I mean, how many times is Walk on the Wild Side? 58:58.378 --> 58:58.778 Billions? 58:58.818 --> 58:59.719 Are we into billions? 58:59.759 --> 59:01.259 Do you think there should be a cut-off point? 59:01.779 --> 59:05.860 All radio stations should keep a tally of how often they play a record. 59:06.040 --> 59:10.961 And you'd have to... And there's just a national law that after a certain number of plays it gets thrown out. 59:11.101 --> 59:12.081 How many plays would that be? 59:12.141 --> 59:16.042 It would be like iTunes and you could see exactly how many times have you played all over the world. 59:16.502 --> 59:19.943 How many times... I would say... Maybe this is the last play for this. 59:20.543 --> 59:22.664 I would say six. 59:22.824 --> 59:23.504 One billion. 59:23.824 --> 59:24.324 A billion. 59:25.104 --> 59:27.946 So it's a billion, a hundred million, or a million million? 59:28.206 --> 59:29.647 It's a billion million. 59:29.847 --> 59:30.587 It's a million million. 59:30.887 --> 59:31.588 A million million. 59:31.628 --> 59:36.010 I'm never quite sure, because... No, the thing is, because... Oh, I won't go down that, haven't you? 59:36.110 --> 59:38.252 This is the last time this record's ever going to be played. 59:38.412 --> 59:38.592 Yeah. 59:39.052 --> 59:40.053 What have you written down there, Jude? 59:40.093 --> 59:42.194 We could play Bentley with a mace instead. 59:42.214 --> 59:43.795 Listen, I've got nothing against Walk on the Wildside. 59:43.835 --> 59:44.295 It's a lovely song. 59:44.315 --> 59:45.035 We've got to play it now. 59:45.075 --> 59:45.936 We've teased it. 59:46.156 --> 59:47.997 Here it is, Lou Reed with Walk on the Wildside. 59:55.092 --> 59:59.095 I think I'm in love with the girl next door That's driving me crazy 01:00:33.605 --> 01:00:44.962 It's text the nation time here on the Adam and Jo radio show on BBC six music Have you got anything to say about the mystery jets before we move on to text the nation? 01:00:45.908 --> 01:00:50.810 I really enjoyed the Mystery Jets, sorry for that strange inhalation there, it went really badly. 01:00:51.730 --> 01:00:57.552 But no, I like the Mystery Jets song, and they're quite posh, aren't they, the Mystery Jets, I think. 01:00:57.572 --> 01:00:58.173 Is that a good thing? 01:00:58.453 --> 01:01:04.535 Well, it's just a thing, you know, there's a whole wave of posh people doing things in the world. 01:01:05.055 --> 01:01:07.736 Some of them are good posh people, some of them are evil. 01:01:08.076 --> 01:01:08.696 Well, exactly. 01:01:08.736 --> 01:01:11.557 You could say that we're part of that whole thing, couldn't you? 01:01:11.877 --> 01:01:13.738 I don't know if it's a good thing or not a bad thing. 01:01:13.998 --> 01:01:19.060 Well, you know there's a, we were just talking in the break about this piece for the Sunday Times that's coming out. 01:01:19.260 --> 01:01:20.340 Is it the style section? 01:01:20.860 --> 01:01:25.462 They're doing a piece about us and there's some photographs of us dressed strangely by Peru. 01:01:26.282 --> 01:01:27.923 And I talked about it before. 01:01:28.163 --> 01:01:32.164 And the journalist who was interviewing us was talking about class a great deal. 01:01:32.325 --> 01:01:36.766 And I think he's got some theories about a kind of new wave of posse people. 01:01:36.926 --> 01:01:38.087 It's a worrying thing, isn't it? 01:01:38.107 --> 01:01:41.628 When you do an interview, listeners, you might have experienced this before. 01:01:41.728 --> 01:01:48.431 When you do an interview and you don't know the spin that the journalist is going to put on it, what's going to be the headline? 01:01:49.171 --> 01:01:53.494 It might just be idiot toffs or something like that. 01:01:53.634 --> 01:01:55.976 So that's a well overdue headline for us, I would say. 01:01:56.096 --> 01:01:57.757 Any headline is a good headline for us. 01:01:57.817 --> 01:01:59.779 Yeah, no, it's nice to get the exposure. 01:01:59.799 --> 01:02:00.279 I love exposure. 01:02:00.299 --> 01:02:02.120 But very 80s, that mystery jet single. 01:02:02.240 --> 01:02:02.461 Yeah. 01:02:02.581 --> 01:02:05.503 You could be forgiven that we're living in the 80s right now. 01:02:05.563 --> 01:02:06.944 Indiana Jones at the cinema. 01:02:07.084 --> 01:02:07.384 That's right. 01:02:07.404 --> 01:02:08.665 Mystery jets on the radio. 01:02:08.945 --> 01:02:10.446 Beverly Hills cop coming back. 01:02:10.646 --> 01:02:10.987 No. 01:02:11.167 --> 01:02:11.567 Yes. 01:02:11.647 --> 01:02:12.428 When's that happening? 01:02:12.908 --> 01:02:14.169 Brett Ratner's directing one. 01:02:14.189 --> 01:02:14.849 I didn't get that. 01:02:14.869 --> 01:02:15.910 That's gonna be a stinker. 01:02:16.330 --> 01:02:17.992 Yeah, the 80s all over again. 01:02:18.192 --> 01:02:29.220 But anyway, takes the nation time, and this week we're asking you to send in your ideas for rebranded names for popular shopping chains, like what The Way Virgin turned into Xavi. 01:02:29.720 --> 01:02:32.142 And Adam is being our brand manager today. 01:02:32.202 --> 01:02:37.286 He's going to decide whether these new branding ideas can go through or not. 01:02:38.266 --> 01:02:40.668 Let's kick off with an anonymous text. 01:02:41.409 --> 01:02:42.589 Tesco becomes Bud Nunch. 01:02:43.985 --> 01:02:45.046 Well, I like that very much. 01:02:45.226 --> 01:02:52.889 Tesco sells more than buns, but bun munch, it captures the essence of it, bun munch, although a case. 01:02:54.350 --> 01:02:55.450 Just going down to bun munch. 01:02:55.811 --> 01:02:56.351 It's a good guy. 01:02:56.611 --> 01:03:00.533 One thing I would say, I mean, not to obsess about Greggs, but that might be a better one for Greggs. 01:03:00.633 --> 01:03:01.113 For Greggs? 01:03:01.273 --> 01:03:03.914 Well, I think it's too sp... too sp... on the nose for Greggs. 01:03:03.934 --> 01:03:06.195 Well, Greggs are more involved with pastries, I would say. 01:03:06.496 --> 01:03:08.376 Tesco's sell all kinds of different things. 01:03:08.717 --> 01:03:10.037 Yeah, but that's what's good about it. 01:03:10.337 --> 01:03:11.358 What, the buns and the munching? 01:03:11.438 --> 01:03:11.578 Yep. 01:03:12.369 --> 01:03:13.030 Is that going through? 01:03:13.050 --> 01:03:13.571 Is it going through? 01:03:13.611 --> 01:03:14.733 Well done anonymous texter. 01:03:14.874 --> 01:03:17.238 Tesco will be there as bun munch from Monday. 01:03:17.760 --> 01:03:22.690 Cheryl from Surrey says hi Argos could be called loads of things. 01:03:24.111 --> 01:03:24.691 Or one word. 01:03:24.811 --> 01:03:26.172 Loads of things. 01:03:26.412 --> 01:03:27.212 Loads of things. 01:03:27.493 --> 01:03:28.173 Loads of things. 01:03:28.193 --> 01:03:29.253 That's how kids talk. 01:03:29.353 --> 01:03:30.394 Like a, what's his name? 01:03:30.414 --> 01:03:31.794 George Lamb kind of an email. 01:03:31.894 --> 01:03:32.775 We'll forward that to him. 01:03:33.215 --> 01:03:33.955 Loads of things. 01:03:34.135 --> 01:03:35.476 I like it. 01:03:35.676 --> 01:03:39.258 Here is another correctional one from Des. 01:03:39.278 --> 01:03:44.840 You can't call PC World Pooters, we were suggesting that earlier, as it's American slang for ladies' parts. 01:03:46.115 --> 01:03:46.355 What? 01:03:46.535 --> 01:03:47.636 I'm just making that comment. 01:03:47.676 --> 01:03:50.637 If you're an American listener, you might have been insulted by that word. 01:03:50.837 --> 01:03:51.257 Hooters. 01:03:51.517 --> 01:03:51.777 Yeah. 01:03:51.857 --> 01:03:52.517 Is it really? 01:03:52.577 --> 01:03:53.157 Apparently. 01:03:53.338 --> 01:03:54.538 Never heard that before. 01:03:54.558 --> 01:03:55.698 Are you sure he's not making it up? 01:03:55.918 --> 01:03:59.920 He says it sounds like a version of Hooters where all the waitresses have massive genitalia. 01:04:00.360 --> 01:04:01.440 That is completely wrong. 01:04:01.520 --> 01:04:07.382 Hooters is the American bar chain where the ladies have, they're well endowed in the chest wall area. 01:04:07.402 --> 01:04:08.123 I know, but that's what he's saying. 01:04:08.163 --> 01:04:09.803 It sounds like a version of it. 01:04:09.983 --> 01:04:12.104 That's not genitalia, that's your breasts. 01:04:13.085 --> 01:04:14.186 I don't have any breasts. 01:04:14.667 --> 01:04:16.849 I'm talking about ladies, I'm confused. 01:04:16.949 --> 01:04:18.631 It makes perfect sense to me, Des. 01:04:19.992 --> 01:04:22.394 OK, here's another one from Sam in Sussex. 01:04:22.655 --> 01:04:28.821 A cinema could become sappix, as in sappik. 01:04:28.981 --> 01:04:29.442 I don't know. 01:04:29.482 --> 01:04:30.323 Let's skip over. 01:04:32.688 --> 01:04:38.891 You read these before you read them out. 01:04:40.712 --> 01:04:42.392 I just like the ones that are completely abstract. 01:04:42.432 --> 01:04:44.293 Were you just dancing around during mystery jets? 01:04:44.453 --> 01:04:46.934 Adam and Jo's Starbucks could be called Cylons. 01:04:47.615 --> 01:04:48.195 Cylons? 01:04:48.635 --> 01:04:50.556 Yeah, after Battlestar Galactica. 01:04:50.876 --> 01:04:51.837 Oh, I see, Starbuck. 01:04:51.857 --> 01:04:53.117 That is very different. 01:04:53.237 --> 01:04:53.938 That was quite good. 01:04:54.038 --> 01:04:54.478 Cylons. 01:04:54.538 --> 01:04:55.858 We got one from Andrew Collins. 01:04:56.239 --> 01:05:01.221 He suggested Quaffy, spelt with a Q or a K. For what? 01:05:02.193 --> 01:05:03.014 Q-F-Y. 01:05:03.034 --> 01:05:03.835 For what store? 01:05:03.935 --> 01:05:05.818 For Starbucks or for a coffee chain. 01:05:05.878 --> 01:05:06.779 Yeah, that's good. 01:05:06.819 --> 01:05:07.280 A waffy. 01:05:07.300 --> 01:05:08.982 A little bit on the nose, I'd say, Andrew Collins. 01:05:09.243 --> 01:05:10.564 No, but I like that's what it's all about. 01:05:10.584 --> 01:05:11.986 You've got to have the meaning in a little bit. 01:05:12.066 --> 01:05:13.268 Yeah, because it's Andrew Collins. 01:05:13.388 --> 01:05:14.169 No, but what's that? 01:05:14.269 --> 01:05:15.931 No, because it's on message. 01:05:15.952 --> 01:05:19.777 What was the one that you had for the very first one that you and Zach came up with? 01:05:20.337 --> 01:05:21.557 Where's it gone? 01:05:21.577 --> 01:05:23.078 For like, felons or something. 01:05:23.118 --> 01:05:23.718 What was it? 01:05:23.778 --> 01:05:24.358 Filand. 01:05:24.598 --> 01:05:25.178 Filand. 01:05:25.258 --> 01:05:25.799 Yeah. 01:05:26.099 --> 01:05:27.339 But that's the point, you see. 01:05:27.379 --> 01:05:32.841 The point is, Virgin became savvy, and that's a corruption of the word savvy. 01:05:32.941 --> 01:05:33.241 Yeah. 01:05:33.281 --> 01:05:37.022 And that is not a word that one immediately associates with records and DVDs. 01:05:37.102 --> 01:05:37.782 Okay, alright. 01:05:37.802 --> 01:05:42.043 So there isn't, it must not be on the nose, in my mind. 01:05:42.463 --> 01:05:43.343 Well, in my mind. 01:05:43.403 --> 01:05:44.744 As the brand manager, I disagree with you. 01:05:44.784 --> 01:05:46.284 And that's true, you've got the power. 01:05:46.344 --> 01:05:46.904 Absolutely. 01:05:47.365 --> 01:05:48.625 Let me try and find a good one. 01:05:51.186 --> 01:05:55.167 Would you like us to play some Dexy's Midnight Runners and then come back? 01:05:55.347 --> 01:05:58.508 Here's the Celtic Soul Brothers from Dexy's Midnight Runners. 01:05:58.688 --> 01:06:03.170 Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the Celtic Soul Brothers and his strong devotion. 01:06:14.327 --> 01:06:15.147 Thank you. 01:06:15.328 --> 01:06:18.429 The brilliant Texas Midnight Runners with the Celtic Soul Brothers. 01:06:18.549 --> 01:06:20.750 I just said they were brilliant in case anyone didn't know. 01:06:21.410 --> 01:06:22.791 In case anyone thought they were rubbish. 01:06:23.531 --> 01:06:23.871 Yeah. 01:06:23.952 --> 01:06:25.152 Just a quick reminder. 01:06:25.392 --> 01:06:25.992 Yeah, exactly. 01:06:26.012 --> 01:06:29.014 It's always good to be clear about these things. 01:06:29.254 --> 01:06:31.175 So we had a little problem there during Text the Nation. 01:06:31.595 --> 01:06:32.595 There was some confusion. 01:06:32.716 --> 01:06:36.257 And so I swapped over the text reading duties to Adam Buxton. 01:06:36.277 --> 01:06:41.299 He usually just sits there like a big lazy man in his big reclining chair. 01:06:41.319 --> 01:06:42.240 Like a big hairy lump. 01:06:42.720 --> 01:06:48.641 occasionally going exactly, or just giggling or snorting to myself. 01:06:48.741 --> 01:06:49.962 So now the roles are reversed. 01:06:50.182 --> 01:06:51.382 I'm going to be the brand manager. 01:06:52.082 --> 01:06:52.842 Joe's the brand manager. 01:06:52.922 --> 01:06:56.423 I'm doing the pitching on behalf of our clientele and our listeners. 01:06:56.643 --> 01:07:01.764 And of course, just to remind you, this is new names for shopping chains like what Virgin turned into Xavi. 01:07:02.424 --> 01:07:05.445 Andy in Oxford says, pizza express could become dough. 01:07:06.065 --> 01:07:10.227 Exclamation mark like it very Simpsons that yeah, but that's good though. 01:07:10.267 --> 01:07:15.950 I mean, you know, you can't hurt tapping into the Simpsons market Yeah, two on the nose for me though doe. 01:07:16.210 --> 01:07:30.957 Yeah genius Andy I like that one man Thomas cook says Jack in Bristol could become the the moose No, like VR M double-o Z The moose the moose like get out of here. 01:07:31.097 --> 01:07:32.058 Yeah, that's good. 01:07:32.078 --> 01:07:32.118 Oh 01:07:32.682 --> 01:07:33.362 That is a good one. 01:07:33.662 --> 01:07:34.142 That's going. 01:07:34.162 --> 01:07:34.743 That's approved. 01:07:35.463 --> 01:07:37.503 Cat and Nick in London say Argos. 01:07:37.603 --> 01:07:38.483 Argos is a popular one. 01:07:38.523 --> 01:07:40.804 Lots of people are thinking of different names for Argos. 01:07:41.344 --> 01:07:43.525 They say Argos could become Nuff stuff. 01:07:44.685 --> 01:07:45.265 Nuff stuff? 01:07:45.545 --> 01:07:46.085 Nuff stuff. 01:07:46.545 --> 01:07:46.845 You know? 01:07:46.865 --> 01:07:48.426 Because they got a lot of stuff. 01:07:48.566 --> 01:07:49.206 I like that a lot. 01:07:49.446 --> 01:07:50.026 That is good. 01:07:50.126 --> 01:07:50.546 Approved. 01:07:50.666 --> 01:07:52.127 And lots of F's in there. 01:07:52.447 --> 01:07:54.327 Double F and then double F of stuff. 01:07:54.547 --> 01:07:56.648 Very good. 01:07:56.668 --> 01:07:57.968 Here's a couple of suggestions. 01:07:58.780 --> 01:08:05.126 from Jesse in Shrewsbury, hello A and J, KFC could be just rebranded as YUK. 01:08:11.953 --> 01:08:12.594 That's going through. 01:08:12.814 --> 01:08:19.100 And she goes a step further saying that Zavi could now be rebranded, I like this one, as Vargon. 01:08:26.015 --> 01:08:26.355 too long. 01:08:26.435 --> 01:08:27.716 Quickly change it to Valkon. 01:08:27.736 --> 01:08:29.656 Rebrand, like for another rebrand. 01:08:30.116 --> 01:08:30.937 Valkon. 01:08:30.957 --> 01:08:35.058 But they only rebrand the outside of the shop, they keep Xavi on the price stickers. 01:08:36.159 --> 01:08:36.859 Valkon. 01:08:38.379 --> 01:08:39.400 Welcome to Valkon. 01:08:39.440 --> 01:08:42.261 Did you find everything you were looking for? 01:08:46.722 --> 01:08:48.283 That's a very good one, thanks Jesse. 01:08:49.744 --> 01:08:50.864 Alison in Newkey 01:08:52.070 --> 01:08:56.506 and Danny suggest mother care could become Maita Paitatosh. 01:08:58.601 --> 01:08:59.462 That's quite posh. 01:08:59.922 --> 01:09:00.783 That is posh. 01:09:00.923 --> 01:09:01.763 Made to paint a tosh. 01:09:01.903 --> 01:09:04.225 But Mother Care's kind of a posh shop. 01:09:04.305 --> 01:09:06.206 It's long, but Mother Care's already a long name. 01:09:06.286 --> 01:09:07.107 Made to paint a tosh. 01:09:07.447 --> 01:09:08.088 I like that one. 01:09:09.428 --> 01:09:13.591 And maybe, you know, maybe just branches in Kensington and stuff could be brand. 01:09:14.172 --> 01:09:14.632 Right. 01:09:14.672 --> 01:09:18.615 Because maybe some people in Kensington would think, oh Mother Care, I'm not going there. 01:09:18.915 --> 01:09:20.376 All sorts of mothers go there. 01:09:20.456 --> 01:09:21.617 It's terribly down market. 01:09:22.230 --> 01:09:25.932 I'm going to go to meet Peter Tarshan's head by the map is there. 01:09:26.472 --> 01:09:27.373 That's what they would say. 01:09:27.813 --> 01:09:32.115 Also, she suggests, um, where have we got here? 01:09:32.716 --> 01:09:33.956 I don't really understand this one. 01:09:34.136 --> 01:09:34.757 Monsoon. 01:09:35.437 --> 01:09:37.058 They suggest soon monsters. 01:09:38.101 --> 01:09:40.724 Monsoon is like lady dress clothes in a shop, isn't it? 01:09:41.285 --> 01:09:44.568 Oh, maybe they're implying that people who shop there will soon be monsters. 01:09:45.048 --> 01:09:46.029 Because of the way they look. 01:09:46.150 --> 01:09:47.291 I don't really understand that. 01:09:47.311 --> 01:09:47.971 I quite like that one. 01:09:48.312 --> 01:09:49.613 I don't understand. 01:09:49.713 --> 01:09:50.594 Soon monsters. 01:09:50.754 --> 01:09:53.017 Just the words soon and monsters. 01:09:53.057 --> 01:09:54.238 Yeah, I like that. 01:09:54.258 --> 01:09:56.020 They're a better name for an album maybe, I don't know. 01:09:58.462 --> 01:10:00.244 I've never heard of Bright Witch, is that a real place? 01:10:00.525 --> 01:10:02.106 Excuse my ignorance. 01:10:02.307 --> 01:10:07.373 She's just, again, renaming Argos to Blong, which is the opposite of Bling. 01:10:07.953 --> 01:10:08.594 That's good. 01:10:09.355 --> 01:10:09.916 Blong. 01:10:10.974 --> 01:10:11.975 That's a very good idea. 01:10:11.995 --> 01:10:12.795 Or lower case? 01:10:13.536 --> 01:10:13.736 Yeah. 01:10:13.856 --> 01:10:16.738 We need some accents or some umlauts or something on some of these. 01:10:17.058 --> 01:10:19.160 Yeah, there's no accents, unfortunately. 01:10:19.200 --> 01:10:21.381 It's a lot of Zeds around, but Zeds is good. 01:10:22.102 --> 01:10:24.163 Here's one more before we play another bit of music. 01:10:24.183 --> 01:10:25.464 Are we going to wrap this up? 01:10:25.484 --> 01:10:28.486 Let's play one more, and we'll take a view on that during the record. 01:10:28.566 --> 01:10:30.007 Okay, here's one more. 01:10:30.148 --> 01:10:34.851 Adam in Brighton says the new name for Woolworths could be Shepatat. 01:10:36.172 --> 01:10:54.265 nice shabby tat again a little bit on the nose maybe that's nice it sounds a little bit like shaba which is a good name another george lamb suitable text right shabita wicked that's brilliant keep those texts coming in even though we may never read them 01:10:55.382 --> 01:10:56.103 We will read them. 01:10:56.143 --> 01:10:59.646 We might not read them out, is the thing. 01:11:00.167 --> 01:11:02.549 Right now, here's a free play for you listeners. 01:11:02.569 --> 01:11:04.792 This is from the new Breeders album, which is great. 01:11:04.832 --> 01:11:11.779 It's just wonderful when a band that you love takes a long break, but then comes back with something really, really good. 01:11:12.199 --> 01:11:12.960 Do you know what I'm saying? 01:11:13.500 --> 01:11:20.867 And it's been a long time since, as you know, Title TK came out only about four years ago, didn't it? 01:11:21.307 --> 01:11:26.471 Anyway, they're not that prolific, but when they're good, they're very good. 01:11:26.531 --> 01:11:31.055 And this is one of the most lovely tracks from their new album, which is called Mountain Battles. 01:11:31.516 --> 01:11:35.879 And it reminds me of the Shirelles or a girl band, like one of those wonderful girl bands from the 60s. 01:11:36.240 --> 01:11:37.401 This is called Night of Joy. 01:11:48.177 --> 01:11:55.683 That was the Breeders with Night of Joy from their latest album, Mountain Battles, which I really recommend, if you're on the fence about the Breeders. 01:11:56.223 --> 01:11:59.265 Get off and go and get the album, called The Wicked. 01:11:59.605 --> 01:11:59.846 Yeah? 01:11:59.866 --> 01:12:03.308 This is Adam and Joe here on BBC 6 Music. 01:12:03.608 --> 01:12:04.629 Should we wrap up texting? 01:12:04.729 --> 01:12:07.271 The problem is that we've still got a lot of good texts coming in for texting. 01:12:07.311 --> 01:12:08.132 Should we give it a break? 01:12:08.272 --> 01:12:09.713 Oh, we don't have to be definitive. 01:12:09.753 --> 01:12:10.914 We could read a couple more hours. 01:12:10.974 --> 01:12:11.834 No, we do have to be definitive. 01:12:11.854 --> 01:12:12.035 Do we? 01:12:12.175 --> 01:12:13.376 Do we have to be definitive? 01:12:14.016 --> 01:12:14.877 Uh, no then. 01:12:14.917 --> 01:12:15.797 Let's not wrap it up. 01:12:15.837 --> 01:12:16.598 Right, okay, we'll leave it. 01:12:18.052 --> 01:12:19.973 But you could read some more out if you wanted. 01:12:20.013 --> 01:12:21.994 You're ruining the definition. 01:12:22.534 --> 01:12:24.695 Okay, here's a couple more for you folks. 01:12:25.216 --> 01:12:31.719 This is Texanation, and we're asking people to think of new ways that shops could be rebranded, Xavi-style. 01:12:32.579 --> 01:12:36.961 Paddy in Leeds says, games workshop could simply become nerds. 01:12:37.502 --> 01:12:38.022 With a Zed. 01:12:38.062 --> 01:12:38.702 With a Zed. 01:12:39.482 --> 01:12:42.184 As a kind of call to arms for the clientele. 01:12:42.584 --> 01:12:46.646 Well, that's obviously cleverly satirical, but it might put off 01:12:47.279 --> 01:12:49.860 Customers who don't want to be labeled as nerds. 01:12:49.940 --> 01:12:51.101 It's a little nerdist, isn't it? 01:12:51.121 --> 01:12:51.441 Yeah. 01:12:51.901 --> 01:12:53.622 I think you want to be more oblique with that. 01:12:54.403 --> 01:12:56.684 Like gnomes with a Z. Gnomes. 01:12:57.965 --> 01:12:58.485 Or something. 01:12:58.505 --> 01:12:59.265 Yeah. 01:13:00.006 --> 01:13:00.826 Or, I don't know. 01:13:00.926 --> 01:13:01.366 Gonks. 01:13:01.867 --> 01:13:02.527 Gonks. 01:13:03.007 --> 01:13:03.307 Yeah. 01:13:03.808 --> 01:13:05.429 That would be good for Games Workshop. 01:13:06.509 --> 01:13:07.490 Let's see, here's another one. 01:13:07.530 --> 01:13:13.653 Kev from Sudbury says Oxfam could become the ozone to capture the young audience. 01:13:15.014 --> 01:13:15.455 I like it. 01:13:15.495 --> 01:13:17.297 That was a program called The Ozone, wasn't there? 01:13:17.558 --> 01:13:19.060 Yes, with Jamie Thiksdon. 01:13:19.180 --> 01:13:20.862 That's another good text donation, you know. 01:13:20.882 --> 01:13:23.065 I'll explain later. 01:13:23.205 --> 01:13:23.525 Okay. 01:13:24.186 --> 01:13:24.987 He also says... 01:13:27.529 --> 01:13:30.511 that Oxfam could also just be wavity. 01:13:31.911 --> 01:13:33.512 Like charity, but cooler. 01:13:33.532 --> 01:13:35.073 Is that cool? 01:13:35.513 --> 01:13:44.658 To mispronounce words by losing the first couple of syllables and replacing them with a W. But transforming charity to wavity is very rare. 01:13:44.718 --> 01:13:45.838 Giving it to wavity, man. 01:13:46.078 --> 01:13:47.399 For wavity, yeah. 01:13:47.439 --> 01:13:49.940 For wavity, what's your problem with that? 01:13:50.421 --> 01:13:51.061 Thanks though, Kev. 01:13:51.401 --> 01:13:53.142 And here's one more from 01:13:53.937 --> 01:13:54.958 This is quite bizarre. 01:13:55.358 --> 01:13:59.280 This one is from Scott, who's in Burton on Trent. 01:13:59.660 --> 01:14:00.981 Marmite City, he says. 01:14:02.302 --> 01:14:03.203 I don't know what that means. 01:14:03.423 --> 01:14:04.864 The same is known as Marmite City. 01:14:05.444 --> 01:14:06.785 Yeah, like New York's the Big Apple. 01:14:07.445 --> 01:14:08.065 Is it really? 01:14:09.486 --> 01:14:09.706 No. 01:14:09.766 --> 01:14:10.487 You see, I fell for that. 01:14:10.507 --> 01:14:12.568 I'm such a thick git. 01:14:13.969 --> 01:14:14.489 Marmite City. 01:14:14.509 --> 01:14:15.570 I thought everyone knows it. 01:14:15.590 --> 01:14:16.811 It's called Marmite City, except me. 01:14:16.951 --> 01:14:17.711 It's made fair. 01:14:18.191 --> 01:14:20.173 It's a Marmite factory, I think it is. 01:14:20.593 --> 01:14:20.913 What? 01:14:21.413 --> 01:14:21.794 Is that true? 01:14:21.834 --> 01:14:22.414 Yeah, I think it is. 01:14:25.075 --> 01:14:28.295 They must have a lot of problem with cats and stray cats and dogs. 01:14:29.116 --> 01:14:29.836 Better smells. 01:14:30.276 --> 01:14:30.636 Wow. 01:14:30.656 --> 01:14:31.796 A lot of yeast in the air. 01:14:32.437 --> 01:14:32.997 Absolutely. 01:14:33.297 --> 01:14:39.839 Sorry, I'm just thinking yeast in the air now. 01:14:40.319 --> 01:14:44.760 Scott says, Sainsbury's could become fodgathers. 01:14:45.220 --> 01:14:46.840 I like that, like gathering food. 01:14:47.121 --> 01:14:50.561 Yeah, like gathering food, but looking out for you while you do it. 01:14:51.082 --> 01:14:52.362 Godfather style. 01:14:52.956 --> 01:14:53.316 What? 01:14:54.757 --> 01:14:56.778 So you could pronounce it fodgarthas. 01:14:57.818 --> 01:14:58.679 Fodgarthas. 01:14:58.699 --> 01:14:59.739 Because they're garthling food. 01:14:59.759 --> 01:15:05.782 That's good because then you'd need one of those accents over the A. Like what's it called? 01:15:05.802 --> 01:15:07.203 Just the straight horizontal line? 01:15:08.418 --> 01:15:09.418 Ah, you know what I mean? 01:15:09.598 --> 01:15:14.260 Like a tilde or an uma. 01:15:16.220 --> 01:15:17.180 Is it called an uma? 01:15:17.200 --> 01:15:18.221 It's called an Oprah. 01:15:18.701 --> 01:15:19.741 Is it called an Oprah? 01:15:20.021 --> 01:15:21.361 I thought it's called a fatado. 01:15:22.862 --> 01:15:23.382 Isn't it? 01:15:23.442 --> 01:15:24.302 It's an Imbruglia. 01:15:24.622 --> 01:15:25.302 Oh, of course. 01:15:25.342 --> 01:15:27.083 I think it's a south-facing Imbruglia. 01:15:28.463 --> 01:15:29.323 South-facing. 01:15:30.304 --> 01:15:31.984 It's your trail time. 01:15:33.806 --> 01:15:37.709 In Euro 2008, I'm going to put, um... To a republic with Dutch. 01:15:37.749 --> 01:15:40.151 Simply because they play fantastic, putting their power on the ground. 01:15:40.191 --> 01:15:49.679 Pure Liverpool. 01:15:50.440 --> 01:15:51.420 Oops. 01:15:51.481 --> 01:15:56.084 They like her, they favour a little bit of random noise at the end of some of their tracks. 01:15:56.465 --> 01:16:00.568 That was the International Language of Screaming, and this is Adam and Joe here on Six Music. 01:16:01.195 --> 01:16:03.216 We're going to remind you about our competition again. 01:16:03.416 --> 01:16:04.937 Yeah, we've got a fantastic competition. 01:16:04.977 --> 01:16:07.199 If you were listening earlier, then this won't be news to you. 01:16:07.219 --> 01:16:12.722 But if you've just tuned in, it'll be possibly the most exciting news you've heard in the last 15 to 10 seconds. 01:16:12.762 --> 01:16:18.245 Although if you're listening again, you will get so angry here that you'll want to go out and punch someone. 01:16:18.526 --> 01:16:18.886 That's OK. 01:16:20.106 --> 01:16:20.766 As it's not. 01:16:21.427 --> 01:16:22.807 We've got a competition to make a video. 01:16:23.087 --> 01:16:38.112 We've put two of our early songball songs, James Brain, a fantastic song by Adam about the inside of a lady's brain, and Meatballs, The Meatball Song, which is a tune whose lyrics are Ikea's meatballs cooking instructions. 01:16:38.832 --> 01:16:48.335 We've put both those songs on the BBC Six music website, and we'd like you to choose one of them and make a video for it, and upload it to the website, correct? 01:16:49.171 --> 01:16:54.052 and the amazing prize is to come down to London or come to the studio if you're already in London. 01:16:54.452 --> 01:16:55.772 Sit in on the show with us. 01:16:57.153 --> 01:17:01.234 We will do things to you that you will not believe. 01:17:01.734 --> 01:17:09.475 There's a video of us describing this whole process that you can see on the Six Music website and it's about five minutes. 01:17:09.495 --> 01:17:10.655 I haven't actually seen the finished thing. 01:17:10.695 --> 01:17:12.556 We rambled away a couple of weeks ago. 01:17:12.576 --> 01:17:13.116 Is it any good? 01:17:14.658 --> 01:17:15.118 Very funny. 01:17:43.857 --> 01:17:47.840 If I was doing it, I would choose my song, because I think it's the better of the two. 01:17:47.920 --> 01:17:50.222 And would you, what kind of visual style would you choose? 01:17:50.242 --> 01:17:54.846 I would do an amazing parody of a cooking show, making meatballs. 01:17:55.446 --> 01:18:01.471 I would have a sidekick who would be a little man that was made out of meatballs, and it would have some innuendo in it. 01:18:01.892 --> 01:18:06.115 And then at the end it would pan down to my balls, and they would be made of meat. 01:18:06.395 --> 01:18:07.676 Yeah, the meatballs. 01:18:07.716 --> 01:18:08.417 Little meatballs. 01:18:10.138 --> 01:18:15.745 Um, and, uh, I'm now thinking of something about, uh, somebody having a nibble. 01:18:15.785 --> 01:18:18.388 No, I'm saying that I've got a tomato sauce on them. 01:18:18.408 --> 01:18:19.589 What are you worried about, Jude? 01:18:19.609 --> 01:18:20.250 I'm talking about meatballs. 01:18:20.270 --> 01:18:27.058 I don't know what you're thinking about, Jude, but you have got your mind firmly in the toilet, and I'd like you to get it out of there. 01:18:27.498 --> 01:18:39.781 because this is a family show and I don't even know you're adding all kinds of layers of innuendo are not welcome you know this isn't the Alan Carr show I don't know what you when Adam and I say balls we mean meatballs 01:18:40.876 --> 01:18:42.777 I was trying to get away from that whole area, Joe. 01:18:42.797 --> 01:18:45.198 I was just trying to... lay down the wall law. 01:18:46.379 --> 01:18:49.521 Anyway, that's what I... so that's what I do, and I'd upload it, and I'd win the competition. 01:18:49.581 --> 01:18:50.781 Yeah, I mean, meet myself. 01:18:50.962 --> 01:18:53.483 I mean, that sounds like a big production number, though. 01:18:53.503 --> 01:18:54.163 A simpler thing to do. 01:18:54.183 --> 01:18:57.505 No, it's all one take, and I filmed it on my... I filmed it on my camera phone. 01:18:57.545 --> 01:19:00.147 That's very much, because I know I don't care about textbooks. 01:19:00.267 --> 01:19:00.707 Exactly. 01:19:01.507 --> 01:19:04.088 What about, could you even just do a lip-syncing thing? 01:19:04.248 --> 01:19:04.448 Yes. 01:19:04.708 --> 01:19:05.469 That's acceptable. 01:19:05.589 --> 01:19:05.809 Yes. 01:19:05.989 --> 01:19:07.570 Is absolutely anything acceptable. 01:19:07.670 --> 01:19:09.250 And I think everything will be viewed. 01:19:09.450 --> 01:19:16.333 Except we don't want to encourage you to send in anything revolting or illegal or... Unless you're very attractive in the graphic. 01:19:16.953 --> 01:19:17.213 No. 01:19:17.954 --> 01:19:18.194 What? 01:19:18.214 --> 01:19:21.375 Look at James. 01:19:21.515 --> 01:19:23.156 And Jeff Paul and face. 01:19:25.097 --> 01:19:52.640 judging the competition have fallen judging the competition will be Adam Buxton Joe Cornish and the Big Shot film director Garth Jennings who's a close friend of the show and song wars and maids son of Rambo and Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy so if you're good he might hook you up with a Hollywood deal absolutely he won't go and check out the six music website for all the details you could possibly need here is Calvin Harris no news is Calvin Harris reading the news 01:19:53.457 --> 01:20:01.051 on digital radio and online BBC six music Tory chairman responds to expensive allegations 01:20:08.604 --> 01:20:13.009 That's The Stripples, white stripes with the there's no home for you here. 01:20:13.049 --> 01:20:15.631 This is Adam and Joe here on BBC Six Music. 01:20:16.072 --> 01:20:24.240 Now the last time we were on air about three weeks ago, we had a really good time listening to some of your jubinilla that you sent us in. 01:20:24.260 --> 01:20:32.568 A jubinilla of course being works of art that you created as a youngster, which we asked you to contribute to the show and we got some amazing stuff. 01:20:32.868 --> 01:20:44.955 Yeah, kind of childhood pop culture imitations, you know, when you try and write a book or make a film or put on a play as a child, and it gives you a weird kind of juvenile take on the pop culture of the time. 01:20:45.635 --> 01:20:56.441 And in fact, we got a load more through in the intervening weeks, some of which we'd like to share with you, and we thought maybe this could even become a semi-regular feature, a little corner, to the extent that I made a jingle joke. 01:20:56.701 --> 01:20:57.041 Did you? 01:20:57.241 --> 01:20:57.721 Yeah, I did. 01:20:57.962 --> 01:20:58.642 Oh, how exciting! 01:20:58.662 --> 01:21:00.663 I'd done a jingle, I'd done a couple of jingles. 01:21:00.763 --> 01:21:01.123 No! 01:21:01.543 --> 01:21:04.644 Because, but both of them I think may be unusable. 01:21:05.784 --> 01:21:06.345 Let's hear them. 01:21:06.645 --> 01:21:10.346 Well, the thing is that one of them features my young son, Natty. 01:21:10.426 --> 01:21:11.106 Sounds good. 01:21:11.186 --> 01:21:12.867 Three years old, so I thought, you know, perfect. 01:21:12.887 --> 01:21:13.467 Perfect. 01:21:13.867 --> 01:21:20.030 But the problem is, it's a little nauseating for some people to hear other people's children being used in kind of a cutesy way. 01:21:20.070 --> 01:21:20.770 I'll be the judge of that. 01:21:21.430 --> 01:21:22.691 So let's play Natty's one. 01:21:22.711 --> 01:21:34.962 Actually, no, maybe I should play the other one first, because I did a version of me singing so you could kind of hear the words of the jingle in a kind of strange voice, but then after I'd done it, I thought, it sounds like a kind of dangerous criminal's escape. 01:21:35.302 --> 01:21:35.822 Right. 01:21:35.862 --> 01:21:37.243 Anyway, listen to the first one. 01:21:37.263 --> 01:21:37.864 This is my one. 01:21:39.492 --> 01:21:40.953 I like it, yeah. 01:21:41.253 --> 01:21:45.575 Are we gonna get the same song sung by Nat now? 01:21:45.675 --> 01:21:47.636 Well, a similar version, okay. 01:21:47.816 --> 01:21:48.417 Let's see that. 01:21:48.457 --> 01:21:48.957 Can you? 01:22:10.025 --> 01:22:10.645 That's good. 01:22:11.145 --> 01:22:12.286 He only used the second one. 01:22:12.366 --> 01:22:13.908 He sounds like he might kill one day. 01:22:14.428 --> 01:22:16.810 Yeah, well he's in his video game phase at the moment. 01:22:16.990 --> 01:22:17.851 Ah, that's lovely. 01:22:17.871 --> 01:22:20.053 I think we should definitely go with the second one. 01:22:20.655 --> 01:22:22.457 So it's a regular section of the show. 01:22:22.497 --> 01:22:23.138 How exciting. 01:22:23.178 --> 01:22:23.999 It's too vanilla. 01:22:24.039 --> 01:22:27.142 It's your sort of pop cultural inventions that you did as a kid. 01:22:27.683 --> 01:22:29.885 And if you were listening, that was really good Adam. 01:22:29.905 --> 01:22:30.265 Well done. 01:22:30.285 --> 01:22:31.607 Seriously. 01:22:31.667 --> 01:22:32.127 Thanks man. 01:22:32.167 --> 01:22:32.568 Very good. 01:22:32.628 --> 01:22:33.669 Thanks Natty. 01:22:33.929 --> 01:22:34.650 Thank you Natty. 01:22:35.171 --> 01:22:35.991 Superb work. 01:22:36.412 --> 01:22:38.935 You might remember if you were listening a few weeks ago, we had a 01:22:39.575 --> 01:22:48.538 homemade magazine that a gentleman called Leon Trigg made about Arnold Spotsomega when he was, I don't know how old, but if he was anything over 13 then he was in serious trouble. 01:22:49.058 --> 01:22:52.879 It's done beautifully on an Amstrad PC-1592, is that what it was called? 01:22:52.899 --> 01:22:55.980 Do you remember those old Amstrad word processors? 01:22:56.340 --> 01:22:57.860 That's how Alan Sugar made his fortune. 01:22:57.920 --> 01:22:58.560 That's right. 01:22:58.941 --> 01:22:59.601 It is, I don't know. 01:22:59.901 --> 01:23:06.963 But anyways, it's very evocative to look at it and there's a letters page and obviously Leon has written both the questions and the answers 01:23:07.563 --> 01:23:09.064 to the questions he's replying to. 01:23:09.104 --> 01:23:09.885 Does that make sense? 01:23:09.965 --> 01:23:10.165 Yes. 01:23:10.485 --> 01:23:16.089 We read some of them out a few weeks ago, but I didn't really communicate the full amazingness of them. 01:23:16.149 --> 01:23:18.730 So here is the Schwarzenegger magazine question page. 01:23:19.190 --> 01:23:30.017 Question one is, dear Leon, is it true that Arnold asked if he... Is it true that Arnold asked if he could have a part in a film, but the other person said, capitals, no way! 01:23:30.237 --> 01:23:32.539 A reject like you wouldn't get anywhere in acting! 01:23:33.520 --> 01:23:34.121 Here's the answer. 01:23:34.141 --> 01:23:36.543 He's one of Leon's questions and answers. 01:23:50.972 --> 01:23:54.373 Uh, dear Leon, has Arnold ever had any problems because his muscles are too big? 01:23:54.733 --> 01:24:00.914 Yes, he once had to write with his arms straight, because he couldn't bend his arms because his biceps were so big. 01:24:01.875 --> 01:24:05.216 Imagine, asked and answered by Leon, by Leon. 01:24:05.696 --> 01:24:11.977 And find the final question which makes me laugh is, dear Leon, I've heard many rumours that your parents have seen Arnold. 01:24:12.277 --> 01:24:13.177 Is this true? 01:24:13.638 --> 01:24:15.198 If so, how did they get to see him? 01:24:15.718 --> 01:24:16.519 Yes, it is true. 01:24:16.919 --> 01:24:25.645 They didn't only speak to Arnold, but they also spoke to everybody in Miss Olympia because they went to the Miss Olympia show in Madison Square Gardens in New York to see if Corey Everson would win for the fourth time, and she did. 01:24:45.698 --> 01:24:45.938 Right. 01:24:46.178 --> 01:24:47.759 So you can't read anything. 01:24:47.899 --> 01:24:48.659 Oh, that's a shame. 01:24:48.679 --> 01:24:50.620 And we can't actually make them bigger. 01:24:50.800 --> 01:24:52.501 We can't put a PDF up there or something? 01:24:52.521 --> 01:24:54.922 No, because the BBC have an official size. 01:24:55.282 --> 01:24:55.742 Right. 01:24:55.882 --> 01:24:59.064 For all their images, which renders them illegible. 01:24:59.084 --> 01:25:01.065 Nice work, Castle. 01:25:01.125 --> 01:25:02.585 That's like Euromad with you. 01:25:02.645 --> 01:25:04.706 Yeah, so we're trying to get that changed. 01:25:04.726 --> 01:25:07.007 I don't know, all sorts of red tape to battle through. 01:25:07.027 --> 01:25:09.248 Maybe we should try and put it up on one of our blogs. 01:25:09.668 --> 01:25:10.309 Maybe we should. 01:25:10.649 --> 01:25:11.189 Well, there we go. 01:25:11.749 --> 01:25:16.712 OK, I'll try and stick that on my Adam... Adam-Buster.com in the UK. 01:25:17.033 --> 01:25:19.694 But do check out that two Vanillia section of our website. 01:25:20.555 --> 01:25:21.255 Here's a couple more. 01:25:21.275 --> 01:25:22.576 This is from Ryan O'Neill. 01:25:23.537 --> 01:25:25.278 Right, his name is actually Ryan O'Neill. 01:25:25.318 --> 01:25:27.038 He works in technology integration. 01:25:27.318 --> 01:25:28.198 Not the same one then. 01:25:28.598 --> 01:25:29.259 Don't think so. 01:25:29.799 --> 01:25:35.280 He says, I know you were talking about self-published books and magazines and poems and stuff, but I did something maybe even a bit weirder than that. 01:25:35.820 --> 01:25:39.841 I used to put on a TV show called The Good Guy Ryan Show. 01:25:40.502 --> 01:25:45.963 It was by no means actually televised or recorded in any way whatsoever, or watched or viewed by anyone. 01:25:46.443 --> 01:25:48.724 It was just in Ryan's head. 01:25:48.905 --> 01:25:50.365 Hey, you did that as well, didn't you? 01:25:50.465 --> 01:25:51.646 I had a whole channel, mate. 01:25:51.886 --> 01:25:52.887 It wasn't just a show. 01:25:53.287 --> 01:25:55.929 So I feel particular affinity with this email. 01:25:56.369 --> 01:26:01.532 Ryan goes on to say it was just me jumping around in my house, acting out this fairly detailed TV series. 01:26:02.012 --> 01:26:06.955 I played the main character Good Guy Ryan, as well as his nemesis and evil twin, Bad Guy Ryan. 01:26:07.336 --> 01:26:15.881 The plot was that Good Guy Ryan had crashed landed his spaceship hundreds of years in the past, while pursuing Bad Guy Ryan in the future for crimes of some sort for some reason. 01:26:16.341 --> 01:26:21.384 So he's crash landed his ship in the past and its timed circuits are broken, but the thing can still fly around. 01:26:21.444 --> 01:26:26.868 Most of the episodes consisted of Good Guy Ryan flying all over the world in search of parts he needed to fix the time thingy. 01:26:27.368 --> 01:26:36.879 Anyway, the best bit about this is Ryan saying, I remember quite vividly, I would act out these TV shows a series at a time, each one with a last episode and a cliffhanger. 01:26:37.340 --> 01:26:43.246 At the beginning of an end of every single episode, I would hum the theme tune, which was the theme tune from Mindr. 01:26:43.767 --> 01:26:44.928 Only all electric guitar! 01:26:46.937 --> 01:26:51.921 I love that you just used the theme tune from Mindr for a completely unrelated program. 01:26:52.262 --> 01:26:54.283 I could be so good for you. 01:26:54.323 --> 01:26:55.504 Yes, good guy Ryan, isn't it? 01:26:56.745 --> 01:26:58.287 I could be so good, Guy Ryan. 01:26:58.307 --> 01:27:01.710 For continuity, the spaceship interior mimicked a 1990s household. 01:27:01.970 --> 01:27:09.216 This explained the fact that the wardrobe door handles were actually navigation pedals, and the bay window in the living room was a laser cannon aiming pod thingy. 01:27:09.476 --> 01:27:10.577 That's a good idea, man. 01:27:10.717 --> 01:27:12.499 That's almost the plot for the video game Pikmin. 01:27:12.919 --> 01:27:13.219 Is it? 01:27:13.359 --> 01:27:18.060 Yeah, he crashes his ship and you have to go around trying to find bits for the ship to get it going again. 01:27:18.960 --> 01:27:21.041 Here's one from Vicky Harper. 01:27:21.341 --> 01:27:25.382 She says, this isn't a poem, but it's a song me and my two sisters wrote when we were about eight. 01:27:25.882 --> 01:27:31.343 My sister had the idea of having the present money club, known as the PM Club. 01:27:31.723 --> 01:27:37.604 The idea being that we would meet weekly, put in some of our pocket money, and discuss what presents we would buy throughout the year. 01:27:38.184 --> 01:27:41.085 At the end of each meeting we would sing a song to the tune of Greensleeves. 01:27:41.744 --> 01:27:46.066 The PM Club has finished now, has finished now, has finished now. 01:27:46.567 --> 01:27:50.209 Our money in our little tin, we must say goodbye. 01:27:50.269 --> 01:27:51.409 I've lost the tune. 01:27:52.610 --> 01:27:53.090 Oh dear. 01:27:53.470 --> 01:27:55.351 Anyway, it's a fairly tragic song. 01:27:55.872 --> 01:28:00.774 The lyrics end, We raise money for birthdays in the year, Christmas and birthday, that is what we do. 01:28:02.895 --> 01:28:05.537 Sad to say, the PM Club folded after about three meetings. 01:28:05.797 --> 01:28:07.678 There were only five birthdays to discuss. 01:28:09.242 --> 01:28:12.164 But to this day, being in the PM Club is our euphemism for being premenstrual. 01:28:12.945 --> 01:28:13.445 Very nice. 01:28:13.705 --> 01:28:14.266 Very nice. 01:28:14.606 --> 01:28:17.529 Hey, incidentally, last time we were talking about Stephen. 01:28:18.049 --> 01:28:18.309 Yes. 01:28:18.449 --> 01:28:20.491 And have you seen that thing on YouTube that someone's done? 01:28:20.631 --> 01:28:25.095 Somebody's made a really quite cleverly made trailer. 01:28:25.115 --> 01:28:26.016 It's great. 01:28:26.256 --> 01:28:26.716 Check it out. 01:28:26.937 --> 01:28:27.977 What's that guy's name? 01:28:28.017 --> 01:28:28.498 We don't know. 01:28:28.678 --> 01:28:29.138 Nigel. 01:28:29.359 --> 01:28:29.759 Nigel. 01:28:29.799 --> 01:28:30.459 Thank you, Nigel. 01:28:30.479 --> 01:28:32.121 We saw that and it was well wicked. 01:28:32.957 --> 01:28:35.699 Here's another slightly questionable one, this is from Dan Lett. 01:28:36.080 --> 01:28:41.444 He says, when I was a kid I was a big fan of Judge Dredd, the futuristic policeman who starred in the popular science fiction comic 2000 AD. 01:28:41.864 --> 01:28:45.407 When I was 12 I decided to write and draw my own comic strip in a similar style. 01:28:45.987 --> 01:28:51.712 For reasons I still don't understand, I said it in Jamaica, and the lead character was a black policeman called Judge Dredd. 01:28:52.697 --> 01:28:58.679 I rediscovered my comic several years ago and was horrified to find that it was riddled with racist stereotypes and slurs. 01:28:59.260 --> 01:29:01.180 Judge Fred was lazy, stupid and shambolic. 01:29:01.600 --> 01:29:08.083 I'd written all the dialogue in a grotesque 12-year-old's interpretation of patois and having little idea of what Jamaicans actually looked like. 01:29:08.483 --> 01:29:13.765 I had literally filled the background of every frame with palm trees, coconuts and cans of lilt. 01:29:15.595 --> 01:29:18.538 I'm just grateful no one outside my immediate family ever saw it. 01:29:18.578 --> 01:29:22.561 In a bizarre twist of fate, I'm currently editing an academic book on racism. 01:29:23.422 --> 01:29:27.526 And he's a PhD candidate at the Department of Sociology at the University of Victoria. 01:29:27.666 --> 01:29:31.349 I thought you were going to say, in a bizarre twist of fate, I'm currently the Prime Minister of England. 01:29:33.611 --> 01:29:35.053 Thank you very much for all your juvenilea. 01:29:36.134 --> 01:29:39.517 That's a possibly semi-regular feature here on the Adam and Joseph show. 01:29:39.537 --> 01:29:40.898 How possibly semi is it now? 01:29:41.525 --> 01:29:42.226 Well, I don't know. 01:29:42.286 --> 01:29:43.827 We don't want to tire ourselves doing it right. 01:29:43.907 --> 01:29:44.887 It's happening every week. 01:29:45.307 --> 01:29:46.188 Might drive us insane. 01:29:46.468 --> 01:29:49.050 That jingle alone would make us go mental. 01:29:49.270 --> 01:29:54.914 But now, here's another exciting trail about the imminent arrival of Lauren Laverne here at the Big British Castle. 01:29:55.574 --> 01:29:58.276 Lauren Laverne on Superpowers. 01:30:02.677 --> 01:30:08.041 That was Black Kids with Hurricane Jane and this is Adam and Joe here on BBC Six Music. 01:30:08.161 --> 01:30:09.723 Can I read you one more juvenile thing? 01:30:09.783 --> 01:30:10.183 Yes please. 01:30:11.024 --> 01:30:15.447 This is our brand new segment that's sprawling all over the place of weird stuff you did as a kid. 01:30:15.487 --> 01:30:17.368 It's going slightly off topic this because 01:30:18.559 --> 01:30:21.260 I know, I suppose it's on topic, it's a game that somebody made. 01:30:21.280 --> 01:30:23.121 Did you ever design board games as a kid? 01:30:23.141 --> 01:30:25.802 I must have done, they can't even be very good. 01:30:26.242 --> 01:30:28.443 I certainly did, I have to think hard to remember what it was. 01:30:29.243 --> 01:30:34.025 But it's a phase most people go through, you know, you get obsessed with board games, you try and make your own one, you know. 01:30:34.045 --> 01:30:41.328 A listener called Andrew from Sheffield said, I listened again to last week's show, thought you'd be interested in something my brother made as a child. 01:30:41.668 --> 01:30:43.269 It was not literally a game. 01:30:43.729 --> 01:30:43.949 What? 01:30:44.249 --> 01:30:45.810 It was not literally but a game. 01:30:46.210 --> 01:30:47.751 And it was a game called peg pain. 01:30:48.491 --> 01:30:53.097 In this game, you had to put as many pegs as possible on various body parts, e.g. 01:30:53.278 --> 01:30:55.821 ears, nose, etc., until the pain was too much. 01:30:56.101 --> 01:30:56.662 The etc. 01:30:56.702 --> 01:30:57.263 I'm worried about. 01:30:57.403 --> 01:31:02.890 I don't remember the rules, or even if there were any, but he constructed a box and made it into a proper board game. 01:31:03.070 --> 01:31:03.311 Peg! 01:31:05.032 --> 01:31:06.633 I think it would probably mark it today. 01:31:06.653 --> 01:31:14.539 I think it would, but I think it would be on sale for the jackass generation in Ann Summers, which is now, of course, called Sluts. 01:31:15.140 --> 01:31:18.702 Of Pledge. 01:31:19.203 --> 01:31:20.144 But keep those coming in. 01:31:20.184 --> 01:31:27.029 If you've got, you know, books you wrote as a child, I sent some stuff to Jude, I sent some stuff that I'd made 01:31:27.489 --> 01:31:28.970 that I think will go up on the website. 01:31:29.311 --> 01:31:34.795 I've sent a copy of my thriller I wrote as a very young kid, called The Silicone Factor. 01:31:35.455 --> 01:31:45.183 I meant to call it The Silicon Factor, but I spelt it with an E, silicone, and it's a kind of Frederick Forsyth-style political thriller written by an 11-year-old. 01:31:45.523 --> 01:31:46.804 What's The Silicon Factor? 01:31:46.884 --> 01:31:48.726 It's just bad. 01:31:48.786 --> 01:31:49.947 It's about something about oil. 01:31:50.567 --> 01:31:51.307 But it's amazing. 01:31:51.347 --> 01:31:53.168 It's the worst political thriller ever written. 01:31:53.388 --> 01:31:54.009 How long is it? 01:31:54.449 --> 01:31:57.510 It stops on page 36 due to author boredom. 01:31:58.091 --> 01:32:00.792 Well we're going to read that out surely. 01:32:01.072 --> 01:32:04.934 It starts with a whole section about Russia copied from the Encyclopedia Britannica. 01:32:05.620 --> 01:32:08.601 Just to, you know, I'll please bring that in next time. 01:32:08.641 --> 01:32:09.242 I will bring it in. 01:32:09.262 --> 01:32:11.643 Because I'd like to read a bit of it out on the air. 01:32:12.683 --> 01:32:14.884 Well, that's pretty much it for our show, listeners. 01:32:15.164 --> 01:32:18.486 Thank you very much indeed for emailing us and texting us this week. 01:32:18.626 --> 01:32:19.466 I really appreciate it. 01:32:19.506 --> 01:32:20.967 Don't forget our amazing competition. 01:32:21.007 --> 01:32:25.289 Check out the Adam and Jo's section of the BBC 6 Music website for details. 01:32:26.233 --> 01:32:28.574 And we have Liz Kershaw. 01:32:29.014 --> 01:32:29.854 She is ready to go. 01:32:29.934 --> 01:32:33.035 She's going to be joining you in just a second, so stick with us here at Six Music. 01:32:33.055 --> 01:32:34.856 And we're going to play out with a final free play. 01:32:34.896 --> 01:32:39.877 This is from a soundtrack of a film called Over the Edge, which has just come out on DVD for the first time ever in the UK. 01:32:40.217 --> 01:32:41.417 It's one of my favorite films ever. 01:32:42.018 --> 01:32:47.979 It's about kids who go mad and smash up their school in a very meaningful and ethical way. 01:32:48.659 --> 01:32:48.840 Yeah? 01:32:49.200 --> 01:32:49.860 Yeah. 01:32:49.880 --> 01:32:50.520 But it's brilliant. 01:32:50.640 --> 01:32:51.100 Over the Edge. 01:32:51.160 --> 01:32:53.901 And this is a song from the soundtrack. 01:32:54.541 --> 01:32:55.382 We'll see you next week. 01:32:55.863 --> 01:32:56.864 We won't, unfortunately, no. 01:32:56.884 --> 01:32:58.825 We'll see you the week after next. 01:32:58.905 --> 01:33:04.371 Apologies for sort of coming and going like some kind of very bad boyfriend-stroke-girlfriend. 01:33:04.971 --> 01:33:07.474 But, you know, it's the summer. 01:33:08.655 --> 01:33:09.816 That's enough of an excuse. 01:33:10.616 --> 01:33:11.938 We'll see you the week after next. 01:33:11.998 --> 01:33:14.200 Until then, this is Cheap Trick with surrender.