WEBVTT 00:00.309 --> 00:14.488 BBC Six Music Podcasts Six Music This is a free download from the BBC Find out more on thebbc.co.uk slash Six Music And now Adam and Jo Another week and we're still not here. 00:14.608 --> 00:15.449 What guang guang? 00:16.030 --> 00:20.432 This is an absolute disgrace because some people may have thought, well, they're away for one week, but they won't be away for two weeks. 00:20.472 --> 00:21.353 Who's away for two weeks? 00:21.433 --> 00:21.593 I know. 00:21.633 --> 00:23.494 Who needs two weeks holiday, Adam Buxton? 00:23.534 --> 00:24.294 Yeah, exactly. 00:24.314 --> 00:24.935 I'm grateful. 00:25.075 --> 00:26.696 I hope you go off on holiday more often. 00:26.776 --> 00:28.496 Listen, I didn't have two weeks holiday. 00:28.516 --> 00:33.299 I just, I just want to point this out because I get very passive aggressive when people start saying, oh, you're away on holiday. 00:33.319 --> 00:34.339 Are you having a wonderful time? 00:34.640 --> 00:36.641 Well, no, I was away on holiday for part of it. 00:36.921 --> 00:39.042 The rest of it is all hard work. 00:39.202 --> 00:40.603 I'm doing some mining. 00:41.343 --> 00:43.304 Some open cast mining. 00:43.364 --> 00:43.685 Really? 00:43.905 --> 00:50.749 And it's very hard work and I'm filthy and but you know if it wasn't for me, where would all the casting happen? 00:51.630 --> 00:51.870 What? 00:52.030 --> 00:53.831 I don't know, I'm tired, I need a holiday. 00:53.871 --> 00:54.852 You need a holiday. 00:55.152 --> 00:57.073 You're having one right now, what do you think you're doing right now? 00:57.734 --> 00:58.154 Right now? 00:58.174 --> 00:59.355 Do you want me to tell you? 00:59.895 --> 01:02.137 Okay, I'm putting sun cream on Tom Cruise's back. 01:02.457 --> 01:02.917 Really? 01:03.017 --> 01:05.619 Yes, and it's quite revolting. 01:05.899 --> 01:08.320 You know perfectly well that Tom Cruise is my friend. 01:09.060 --> 01:10.501 No, that's what you thought you see. 01:10.821 --> 01:14.202 But this is the upsetting thing, is that I've... I've met Tom Cruise and chatted him. 01:14.222 --> 01:15.302 You never met him. 01:15.743 --> 01:17.203 Ah, but you haven't been on holiday with him. 01:17.523 --> 01:18.864 And that's where I am right now. 01:19.584 --> 01:20.944 Applying sun cream to his back. 01:21.025 --> 01:22.265 And I just asked him about you. 01:22.425 --> 01:23.445 He says he never met you. 01:23.645 --> 01:28.447 Have you got a semi-detached house in northern England? 01:28.907 --> 01:29.368 Well done. 01:29.648 --> 01:30.388 Brilliantly avoided. 01:30.868 --> 01:36.792 Anyway, listen, Tom says hi and he says he'd be happy to meet you if you ever wanted to, but so far he hasn't actually met you. 01:37.633 --> 01:38.434 How sad. 01:40.115 --> 01:41.876 Take care listeners, we'll be with you next week. 01:41.956 --> 01:42.516 Bye bye. 01:43.257 --> 01:44.478 Mind the gap.