WEBVTT 00:00.379 --> 00:06.784 just what is it that you want to do we want to be free we want to be free to to do what we want to do 00:27.298 --> 00:28.739 Well, that's a disgrace. 00:29.399 --> 00:29.639 Why? 00:29.739 --> 00:30.939 Oh, he's a disgrace. 00:31.200 --> 00:31.880 What's wrong with it? 00:31.920 --> 00:35.481 Because it's just more pro-drug propaganda. 00:36.061 --> 00:36.682 What were the lyrics? 00:36.702 --> 00:37.382 What was he saying? 00:37.622 --> 00:42.504 He wants to get loaded, and he wants to get high, and he wants to have a good time. 00:42.524 --> 00:44.745 I think something like that. 00:44.965 --> 00:45.845 What should he be doing? 00:46.145 --> 00:53.828 He should be sitting down, and he should be sitting back exactly, and he should be thinking about things and what he's done. 00:53.848 --> 00:53.908 Not... 00:55.916 --> 01:21.626 all what he was doing jumping around with maracas and there was a woman in there it's a disgrace it's a disgrace we've got three hours of disgraceful tunes for you this morning here on bbc6 music this is adam and joe hello i'm joe i'm adam that was primal scream incidentally uh dizzy glassby he's responsible for it bobbie and uh his gang that was loaded of course and yes it's a delight to be with you 01:22.106 --> 01:25.689 Although I'm disappointed to say the weather's, uh, not that, it's not that pretty. 01:25.729 --> 01:26.129 It's over. 01:26.149 --> 01:26.570 Is it? 01:26.650 --> 01:27.370 It's not over. 01:27.450 --> 01:28.551 Yeah, that was the summer. 01:28.571 --> 01:28.891 Was it? 01:29.051 --> 01:29.632 Yeah. 01:29.672 --> 01:30.312 Just two weeks. 01:30.893 --> 01:31.473 Winter now. 01:32.354 --> 01:32.634 Yeah. 01:33.435 --> 01:34.215 It can't be over. 01:34.275 --> 01:35.736 No, it's gonna come back, isn't it? 01:36.197 --> 01:36.397 No. 01:36.597 --> 01:37.238 Please tell me. 01:37.258 --> 01:37.298 No. 01:38.418 --> 01:49.088 I think expect it not to then it'll be a pleasant surprise if it does yeah We've got filthy music coming up for you by such bands as vampire weekend Have you heard of them Justin pitching detectives? 01:49.408 --> 01:54.372 Oh, they are a problem the guillemots There are keys the mystery jets. 01:54.532 --> 01:55.633 Yeah Morrissey. 01:55.753 --> 01:56.754 It's so eclectic. 01:56.834 --> 01:57.855 We might drop a couple of those 01:58.035 --> 01:59.036 Sultans of ping. 01:59.136 --> 02:00.577 We might drop Morrissey, maybe. 02:01.057 --> 02:02.718 He's too grumpy to play. 02:03.419 --> 02:04.320 We won't drop Morrissey. 02:04.660 --> 02:05.480 Some Jane's Addiction. 02:05.681 --> 02:08.182 But coming up right now, it's some Ting Tings. 02:08.202 --> 02:09.363 You know all about the Ting Tings album. 02:09.383 --> 02:11.545 I actually listened to the Ting Tings album. 02:11.725 --> 02:12.045 Did you? 02:12.105 --> 02:13.906 From the start until it finished. 02:14.006 --> 02:14.627 Did you buy it? 02:15.407 --> 02:16.128 No, it was a promo. 02:16.388 --> 02:16.848 Really? 02:16.868 --> 02:18.990 We got sent through, but I thought, oh, I'm going to listen to this. 02:19.210 --> 02:19.810 And how was it? 02:19.870 --> 02:24.594 Because it's time for people to kind of call the ting tings for what they are. 02:24.894 --> 02:25.554 There's an album out. 02:25.574 --> 02:27.836 They can't hide in an atmosphere of mystery anymore. 02:27.856 --> 02:28.697 What would you call them? 02:29.477 --> 02:30.018 I don't know. 02:30.138 --> 02:32.499 People are saying that it's Tony Basil for the Noughties. 02:32.559 --> 02:33.000 Exactly. 02:33.120 --> 02:34.120 It's a fun band. 02:34.280 --> 02:34.981 It's a kids band. 02:35.381 --> 02:37.703 You know, it's like a Banana Rama album or something. 02:37.743 --> 02:40.205 And that's not to damn it with faint praise. 02:40.505 --> 02:43.207 Banana Rama, I mean, that's good stuff there. 02:43.707 --> 02:44.868 But it's like a kiddies album. 02:45.313 --> 02:49.215 In this month's NME, they have an interview with the Tintings explaining what this song is about. 02:50.055 --> 02:54.397 She says that it was because her name's Katie White, everyone at school called her Stacy Pike. 02:54.997 --> 02:57.918 I was like, that's not my name, you know, I'm not that forgettable, am I? 02:58.439 --> 03:01.300 It's also about feeling pigeonholed and written off. 03:01.680 --> 03:02.760 Bands hate being pigeonholed. 03:02.781 --> 03:04.401 They don't like being put in boxes. 03:04.561 --> 03:05.662 Pigeonholes should be banned. 03:05.762 --> 03:06.822 Everyone hates pigeonholes. 03:06.882 --> 03:07.362 Exactly. 03:08.263 --> 03:09.623 Bands loathe them, you're right. 03:09.783 --> 03:10.764 Let's hear the Tintings then. 03:16.810 --> 03:25.105 You keep playing me like a smoothie shape, putting in change Systematic, we went in the street that you had over me 03:34.560 --> 03:53.583 that's about fruit machines and that was ting tings I think you were talking about the other single weren't you what's my name hmm that's the one where she's had a problem with her name with being pigeonholed what it would her friends call her uh stacy pike stacy pike and her real name is tina white or katie white yeah they call her stacy pike 03:53.783 --> 03:54.484 I don't know. 03:54.684 --> 03:58.446 It's very mysterious and exciting, her life and her records. 03:58.466 --> 03:58.886 That was good. 03:58.906 --> 04:00.287 The Tintings, the latest big thing. 04:00.307 --> 04:05.090 This is Adam and Joe on BBC Six Music coming up quite soon this week's Song Wars. 04:05.270 --> 04:06.711 I forgot about Song Wars. 04:06.731 --> 04:07.772 Did you forget to do a song? 04:08.152 --> 04:08.592 Almost. 04:09.232 --> 04:09.653 Almost. 04:09.733 --> 04:10.693 It was a difficult one. 04:10.893 --> 04:11.534 It was, wasn't it? 04:11.634 --> 04:14.976 We decided at the very end of the show last week we didn't think it through properly. 04:15.016 --> 04:21.120 We were going to do an alternative birthday song and the one thing I feel that we forgot to factor in was the fact that the birthday song's awful. 04:21.900 --> 04:48.143 happy birthday it's not a good tune it's not lyrically strong it's very repetitive and it's very short am i right in saying that it's no longer under copyright there was some big legal very impossibly and uh... because it famously of course happy birthday for a long time maybe still was a copyright tune if owned by warner chapel i think if you were gonna have that uh... you know someone singing happy birthday in a film or a tv show you would have to cough up quite a lot of money as cap 04:48.903 --> 04:52.784 And officially, I think in a restaurant, you're not even allowed to sing Happy Birthday. 04:52.844 --> 04:53.104 Really? 04:53.124 --> 04:54.865 Because that's a public place. 04:55.065 --> 05:00.746 Yeah, but the restaurant has to pay money to ASCAP, like it has to have a sort of rights deal. 05:01.367 --> 05:01.667 You know? 05:02.107 --> 05:05.188 Otherwise, you can get busted, you can get arrested. 05:06.128 --> 05:09.169 So the idea of Song Wars is to cash in on that money train. 05:09.329 --> 05:09.829 Exactly. 05:10.089 --> 05:20.460 to try and create a song that would be defensively associated with birthdays, get it, copyrighted, patented, or whatever you call it, so that anybody who sings it has to pay, even the kids. 05:20.621 --> 05:29.991 So the challenge was not so much to sing a song about birthdays as to actually sing, to create a new birthday song that you would sing for a human person, or even an animal. 05:30.011 --> 05:30.992 Do you think you've done that? 05:32.313 --> 05:33.735 Yeah, I've done it, sort of. 05:35.577 --> 05:43.966 I'm gonna stick my neck out and say that mine is one of the worst songs I've ever done, or any human being has ever done. 05:43.986 --> 05:44.267 Really? 05:44.387 --> 05:46.809 Yeah, I went out and bought the Flight of the Conchords album yesterday. 05:46.869 --> 05:47.150 Did you? 05:47.310 --> 05:48.031 I was listening to it. 05:48.671 --> 05:56.633 And I was kind of embarrassed and ashamed that I was involved in a similar area of, you know, effort. 05:56.913 --> 05:57.553 I bet it's good. 05:57.753 --> 06:02.195 We'll find out how good those songs are or bad a bit later in the show, but here's some 808 state. 06:19.904 --> 06:22.386 That's like a sort of electronic forest. 06:22.806 --> 06:27.309 That's like the music they play on airplanes if you are... It's true if you're about to panic. 06:27.409 --> 06:34.454 If you're about to panic, you know, and also if you're a smoker and you're getting stressed out by there, you know... Do you think it's got subliminal messages in it? 06:34.474 --> 06:36.815 Do you think Paul McKenna whispered something during the session? 06:37.276 --> 06:37.756 Probably. 06:38.116 --> 06:39.417 Paul McKenna's... Paul McKenna? 06:39.677 --> 06:41.239 Paul McKenna's... Paul McKenna. 06:41.259 --> 06:41.939 He's a hair magician. 06:41.959 --> 06:43.200 I don't even know who he is. 06:43.720 --> 06:44.341 Paul McKenna. 06:45.041 --> 06:46.861 Paul Mc... Paul McKenna. 06:47.022 --> 06:48.002 Paul... I'm so confused. 06:48.422 --> 06:50.682 Paul McKenna is behind most ambient house music. 06:50.742 --> 06:51.082 Is he? 06:51.202 --> 06:51.543 Yeah. 06:51.623 --> 06:52.843 That's right, and Deron Brown. 06:53.303 --> 06:55.844 If he teamed up with Deron Brown... Imagine! 06:56.264 --> 07:02.105 You know, this conversation is obviously jumping from subject to subject, but you've jumped it into a very interesting place. 07:02.425 --> 07:06.426 The government should insist that Brown and McKenna team up and fix the nation's problems. 07:06.786 --> 07:27.733 be like justice the french group it would be like the avengers the marvel superhero team right if there were fewer people in combination between the band justice and uh the avengers the marvel superhero team but guaranteed to i mean that's it that's a whole area that darren brown could investigate you have pull mckenna uh he's got healing powers right 07:29.674 --> 07:31.016 He's got healing powers. 07:32.438 --> 07:38.425 Everyone says, the back of his book says, yeah he can heal you of fear and pain and addiction. 07:38.445 --> 07:39.966 He's got healing powers. 07:40.307 --> 07:42.810 Darren Brown has mind control powers. 07:42.830 --> 07:46.354 I was just going to say, because Paul McKenna, he's not going to do anything for you if you've got a broken leg. 07:46.414 --> 07:47.035 You never know. 07:47.815 --> 07:48.696 You never know. 07:50.596 --> 07:51.417 So that's pretty good. 07:51.497 --> 07:55.178 I think they should have Dr Tanya Byron on the team as well. 07:55.298 --> 07:57.980 Who's Dr Tanya Byron? 07:58.340 --> 07:59.820 She's a TV psychologist. 07:59.900 --> 08:02.462 She wrote the government's report on video games, I think. 08:02.902 --> 08:08.024 And she does TV shows about sexual problems and that kind of thing. 08:08.104 --> 08:09.325 She's the blonde American lady. 08:09.505 --> 08:10.665 No, she's got brown hair. 08:11.265 --> 08:12.986 She's sexy but stern and knowledgeable. 08:13.446 --> 08:14.467 That's the ultimate sexy. 08:14.687 --> 08:16.108 She should be on the team as well. 08:17.168 --> 08:20.389 It's like a sort of British... a new team of British superheroes. 08:20.730 --> 08:21.470 This is amazing. 08:21.830 --> 08:24.691 But it's like the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, the Alan Moore comic. 08:25.031 --> 08:30.094 But they're mainly... Right, but they're just making ambient house tracks. 08:30.434 --> 08:32.575 Well, they're releasing some ambient house tracks. 08:33.215 --> 08:37.017 The government issued them for free to everyone in the country to listen to. 08:37.037 --> 08:40.298 They've got some subliminal messages, but then if there's major problems, they can be flown in. 08:40.718 --> 08:41.138 Excellent. 08:41.418 --> 08:41.619 Yeah. 08:41.639 --> 08:42.519 Hey, this is exciting. 08:42.579 --> 08:43.199 It is exciting. 08:43.499 --> 08:45.180 We need some more members for the team, though. 08:45.861 --> 08:47.921 Other people in Britain with magic powers. 08:48.062 --> 08:48.642 Mind powers. 08:48.702 --> 08:49.322 Mind powers. 08:49.502 --> 08:50.443 Or any sort of power. 08:50.723 --> 08:51.203 Jeff Capes. 08:51.483 --> 08:52.664 You know who could... What? 08:52.884 --> 08:53.824 He's a strong man. 08:53.844 --> 08:55.725 He could take care of the physical end of things. 08:55.745 --> 08:56.926 Is Jeff Capes even with us still? 08:57.826 --> 09:00.627 I mean, they could be managed by Paul Daniels. 09:01.108 --> 09:02.468 They'd be managed by Simon Cowell. 09:02.949 --> 09:04.489 Why would they be managed by Paul Daniels? 09:04.509 --> 09:05.510 He's Scott Patrick. 09:06.070 --> 09:06.550 Powers! 09:06.570 --> 09:07.451 He'd be on the team. 09:07.891 --> 09:09.112 And he's got Debbie McGee. 09:09.332 --> 09:11.554 But Simon Cowell would be back at headquarters. 09:11.994 --> 09:13.255 He's in no way magic. 09:13.496 --> 09:13.856 He is. 09:13.876 --> 09:14.897 What's magic about him? 09:15.077 --> 09:16.278 He's Mr Magic. 09:16.378 --> 09:17.358 Showbiz magic. 09:17.539 --> 09:18.439 That's a different kind of magic. 09:18.459 --> 09:19.200 He controls fame. 09:19.780 --> 09:20.961 That's a kind of magic. 09:21.101 --> 09:23.323 Okay, here's a free play from Della Soul. 09:23.383 --> 09:26.365 This is from their 2004 album The Grind Date. 09:26.425 --> 09:28.507 How many Della Soul albums can you name? 09:29.668 --> 09:49.589 uh the uh three feet high and rising three feet high and rising dela sola's dead dela sola's dead i forgot it was that they balloon mind state oh yes stakes is high artificial intelligence colon mosaic thump boy ao i colon bionics a lot of albums 2001 and this one the grind date 2004 all those albums 09:51.491 --> 09:53.112 Most of them, they're, most of them are worth listening to. 09:53.132 --> 09:53.312 Right. 09:53.432 --> 09:54.032 They're really good. 09:54.052 --> 09:58.575 And this is some later Dela Sol that you might not have heard, because everyone's always playing their Daisy H sort of material. 09:58.835 --> 09:59.696 This is called the Grind Dade. 09:59.756 --> 10:01.416 It starts off with some, the Grand Dade. 10:01.657 --> 10:03.258 Again, it's been in a cool voice. 10:03.298 --> 10:04.078 Did you hear that? 10:04.358 --> 10:05.339 This is the Grand Dade. 10:05.659 --> 10:08.100 And it starts off with sort of a nice trippy singing. 10:08.140 --> 10:08.680 So here we go. 10:27.381 --> 10:30.684 Bye bye Zutons, back to the 70s there with the Zutons. 10:30.864 --> 10:31.885 Are you sure it was the Zutons? 10:31.925 --> 10:33.607 I thought it was Hoochie Packet. 10:34.168 --> 10:35.449 Why are they called Hoochie Packet? 10:35.469 --> 10:35.869 They're from 1976. 10:35.989 --> 10:36.690 Of course. 10:37.471 --> 10:39.993 That was called Honey Sexy Woman Spangles. 10:40.113 --> 10:42.635 Yes, Ken Spangles is the lead singer, isn't he? 10:42.656 --> 10:47.720 Hoochie Packet are a big new band and they're set to take over the world with their songs. 10:48.021 --> 10:51.384 His name's not really Ken Spangles, the Ken will just be a stage name. 10:51.924 --> 10:54.345 Hoochie Packet wear their hair down to their shoulders. 10:54.605 --> 10:55.205 Disgusting. 10:55.585 --> 10:57.986 Except the drummer Michael, who's bald. 10:58.006 --> 11:03.487 That's all you need to know about the Hoochie Packet. 11:03.687 --> 11:08.128 That single's released digitally on the 19th of May and physically on the 26th of May. 11:08.248 --> 11:09.389 That'll be a good day, man. 11:09.749 --> 11:09.869 Yeah. 11:09.889 --> 11:10.429 Physical release. 11:10.449 --> 11:12.389 There's nothing like a physical release, is there? 11:12.409 --> 11:14.290 Well, it certainly gets the tension. 11:15.030 --> 11:16.432 Out of my areas. 11:16.452 --> 11:17.553 Unlike a physical release. 11:17.853 --> 11:23.939 It's the first single to be taken from their new album, quote, you can do anything, close quote, which is not the case, listeners. 11:24.939 --> 11:25.840 Listen, that's not true. 11:25.880 --> 11:26.821 You will be arrested for certain. 11:26.841 --> 11:32.927 Especially if you've had a drink and you're going up to save a balloon from some scaffolding and you're dressed as a superhero. 11:32.967 --> 11:33.607 That's true. 11:35.149 --> 11:37.131 In that case, you can do almost nothing. 11:37.311 --> 11:37.651 Yeah. 11:37.751 --> 11:38.412 So forget about it. 11:38.432 --> 11:39.373 But you can fly. 11:39.493 --> 11:40.334 Forget about it. 11:41.234 --> 11:43.134 get down off the scaffolding. 11:43.174 --> 11:44.895 I was watching Donnie Brasko the other day. 11:45.615 --> 11:46.215 That's a good film. 11:46.235 --> 11:48.215 That's a film with Johnny Depp in it, Mike Nipples. 11:48.515 --> 11:49.936 Johnny Depp's amazing in that film. 11:49.956 --> 11:52.536 Mike Nipples directed it. 11:52.576 --> 11:54.637 The famous Hollywood director Michael Nipples. 11:54.697 --> 11:56.397 He's so hot right now. 11:57.517 --> 12:01.838 Mike Nipples directed the one with Tom Hanks as well. 12:02.418 --> 12:02.978 What was it called? 12:03.018 --> 12:03.658 Did you see that one? 12:04.058 --> 12:06.459 Charlie Watson's War or whatever it was called. 12:07.879 --> 12:08.559 No, I didn't. 12:08.679 --> 12:09.759 Er, not bad, not bad. 12:10.360 --> 12:14.021 And, erm, I was watching Donnie Prescott and I forgot that... Not bad nipples, not bad! 12:14.041 --> 12:15.061 Well done, nice job nipples! 12:16.701 --> 12:20.542 The genesis of that phrase in, erm, you know, I'll forget about it. 12:20.942 --> 12:22.603 I know it's like a mob phrase. 12:22.823 --> 12:24.023 Oh, in the Hugh Grant comedy. 12:24.143 --> 12:25.183 Yeah, in Mickey Blue Eyes. 12:25.203 --> 12:31.305 In Mickey Blue Eyes, when they're sat in the car and it's him and, er, it's Hugh, Hugh Grant and James Carnes. 12:31.325 --> 12:33.565 That's a fairly low-wattage Hugh Grant film. 12:33.625 --> 12:35.686 Not many people may have seen it apart from Hugh. 12:35.706 --> 12:36.766 My mum's, one of my mum's favourites. 12:37.046 --> 12:37.346 Really? 12:37.407 --> 12:38.047 Yeah, loves it. 12:38.327 --> 12:41.230 Hugh Grant and his... It's a fish out of water comedy. 12:41.290 --> 12:45.133 He's an English toff who has to pose as a kind of New York mobster, right? 12:45.173 --> 12:45.393 Yeah. 12:46.114 --> 12:54.741 And there's a scene where he... The only scene they ever showed in clips where he's attempting to do the sopranos thing, even though it's pre-sopranos, he's attempting to say that line, right? 12:54.801 --> 12:55.261 Exactly. 12:55.702 --> 12:59.565 And James Carnes saying, come on, you know, just talk like a mobster, for goodness sake. 12:59.585 --> 13:01.046 Stop being foppish in English. 13:01.547 --> 13:03.008 Say, you know, forget about it. 13:03.408 --> 13:05.671 And Hugh Grant's saying, um, forget about it. 13:06.011 --> 13:06.732 Forget about it. 13:06.752 --> 13:07.553 Forget about it. 13:07.793 --> 13:08.954 Or forget about it. 13:09.334 --> 13:10.416 Forget about it. 13:11.937 --> 13:12.738 No, no, come on. 13:12.858 --> 13:13.519 Forget about it. 13:13.619 --> 13:13.919 Like that. 13:13.999 --> 13:14.580 Forget about it. 13:14.920 --> 13:15.981 Forget about it. 13:16.482 --> 13:17.583 Forget about it. 13:18.844 --> 13:20.346 Anyway, that comes from Donnie Brasko. 13:20.366 --> 13:21.467 They say forget about it. 13:21.487 --> 13:22.288 Right the way through that. 13:22.308 --> 13:22.468 Really? 13:22.488 --> 13:23.710 Like the ludicrous degree. 13:24.050 --> 13:24.811 Forget about it. 13:25.371 --> 13:29.133 You know, I'm going to say it throughout this show now, because Forgot about it coming a whole lot of different things. 13:29.153 --> 13:29.734 I can't wait. 13:29.974 --> 13:30.634 Forgot about it. 13:30.774 --> 13:32.836 I think you should say it after every item of the news. 13:33.136 --> 13:33.656 Forgot about it. 13:33.676 --> 13:34.757 Yes, is anything really heavy? 13:34.857 --> 13:35.617 Hey, Forgot about it. 13:35.837 --> 13:36.278 Exactly. 13:36.438 --> 13:36.878 Exactly. 13:37.178 --> 13:38.139 Now, here is the news. 13:38.359 --> 13:41.301 It is exactly 9.30 here at the Big British Castle. 13:55.959 --> 13:56.920 Boy, that's an epic, isn't it? 13:57.821 --> 13:58.381 No Cars Go. 13:58.421 --> 13:59.942 Is that the new single from the Arcade Fire? 13:59.962 --> 14:03.625 No, it was just playing it for the kicks, for the fun. 14:03.645 --> 14:05.947 That was from Neon Bible, of course. 14:05.967 --> 14:08.009 That was one of the big albums of last year. 14:08.369 --> 14:10.651 Has the big album of this year already come out? 14:10.811 --> 14:11.411 I wonder now. 14:11.631 --> 14:12.692 It's the Ting Tings! 14:13.413 --> 14:14.434 It's the Ting Tings! 14:15.214 --> 14:18.817 Uh, thanks to Ben, who's emailed in and said we've got our mics mixed up. 14:18.877 --> 14:21.579 Of course, Mike Newell directed Donnie Brasco. 14:21.979 --> 14:23.000 Not Michael Nipples. 14:24.241 --> 14:25.522 That wasn't the work of Nipples. 14:25.722 --> 14:27.243 Which, who did Working Girl then? 14:27.463 --> 14:28.364 That was Mike Nipples. 14:28.384 --> 14:28.865 Is that Nipples? 14:28.885 --> 14:29.085 Yeah. 14:29.105 --> 14:29.365 Yeah. 14:29.925 --> 14:31.186 Nick- Nickles. 14:31.206 --> 14:32.387 I've got a head for Ben. 14:32.407 --> 14:32.808 Newell. 14:33.008 --> 14:34.209 And a bod for Sam. 14:34.369 --> 14:34.709 Coffee. 14:34.829 --> 14:35.089 Tea. 14:35.430 --> 14:35.690 Me. 14:36.110 --> 14:36.871 She doesn't say that at all. 14:36.891 --> 14:37.951 Yes, she does, does she? 14:37.991 --> 14:38.472 Oh, she does. 14:38.492 --> 14:39.333 The most famous line. 14:40.013 --> 14:40.453 Uh, so, yeah. 14:40.473 --> 14:42.015 This isn't spot for sin, it's the most famous line. 14:42.155 --> 14:42.715 What, mate? 14:42.975 --> 14:43.255 What? 14:44.503 --> 14:47.184 Yeah, you see it, too, against one of my beaters. 14:47.204 --> 14:48.405 It's a great movie, though. 14:49.806 --> 14:52.067 What strange hair she's got in Working Girl. 14:52.127 --> 14:54.908 Every year that goes by, the weirder her costume looks. 14:55.609 --> 14:56.869 It's very dated, that film. 14:57.049 --> 14:57.790 Yeah, but it's good. 14:58.390 --> 15:00.631 Scorny Weaver, one of the most... What? 15:01.332 --> 15:04.733 They've got terribly confused this morning. 15:05.814 --> 15:08.495 They dance to a song, don't they, by Christopher Burge. 15:08.975 --> 15:12.157 Scorny Weaver's one of the most underrated female comic actresses. 15:12.477 --> 15:13.738 Can you have a female actress? 15:15.060 --> 15:15.881 of the century. 15:16.642 --> 15:17.602 Okay, full stop. 15:17.662 --> 15:18.163 She's brilliant. 15:18.363 --> 15:26.450 Nigel's emailed in and said, during the ting tings track you played earlier, my three-year-old daughter Daisy came in and said, quote, it's noisy, it's silly, and turned the radio off. 15:26.771 --> 15:28.312 Oh dear, does she win a prize? 15:28.352 --> 15:30.954 We can't give away prizes at the big British castle, but she would. 15:31.415 --> 15:34.878 For being the most opinionated person under five about contemporary music. 15:35.358 --> 15:38.061 You know, they say that culture is sort of devolving. 15:38.721 --> 15:43.084 Uh, kids are getting, policemen are getting younger, you know, uh, kids are becoming adults earlier. 15:43.484 --> 15:46.166 Pretty soon the pop market will be mainly the under fives. 15:46.607 --> 15:53.851 And the Teletubbies will be, or whatever it is now in the night garden, Pingu will be some kind of Pete Doherty presented kid show. 15:54.052 --> 15:56.693 I wouldn't mind if it was Pingu, I'd be quite happy about it. 15:56.834 --> 15:58.094 Really, Pete Doherty and Pingu? 15:58.375 --> 15:59.395 Yeah, he's, he's genius. 15:59.956 --> 16:01.437 Uh, all, they're all geniuses. 16:02.237 --> 16:02.497 Really? 16:02.717 --> 16:04.278 Pete Doxey and Pingu. 16:04.358 --> 16:05.679 And Pingu, they should do it to US. 16:05.859 --> 16:06.359 They should. 16:06.919 --> 16:11.141 I think we should have Nigel's daughter Daisy program the show one week. 16:11.441 --> 16:12.482 That's a good idea, yeah. 16:12.902 --> 16:14.403 Jews are not looking so excited about that. 16:14.743 --> 16:19.985 Listen, coming up very soon, Song Wars, we've already warned you listeners that this could be the worst Song Wars ever. 16:20.326 --> 16:22.227 We chose a real stinker of a subject. 16:22.527 --> 16:26.989 I think we both had better things to do during the week, so we might have been, I was certainly pretty slapdash. 16:27.709 --> 16:46.551 finished this song I got halfway through that my song and thought this is really poor if I had any sense I'd just scrap this and start again right I didn't really have time to usually I get through a couple of different versions before I settle on the final thing maybe we could invert the scoring so the one that is worst wins 16:47.652 --> 16:54.375 You know you vote for how much you hate it, and the person who's sort of provoked the most vitriol amongst the listeners would win. 16:54.775 --> 16:56.036 Okay, yeah, that's a good idea. 16:56.136 --> 16:56.636 Evil week. 16:56.756 --> 16:58.557 We could certainly encourage- It's not evil week. 16:59.237 --> 17:02.638 We could certainly encourage people to be as cruel as they like about it. 17:02.658 --> 17:06.840 Yeah, well that's coming up soon anyway, but first here's a free play from Dr. Buckles. 17:06.980 --> 17:10.822 Dr. Buckles, I've chosen this one for you listeners, and it's from Weezer. 17:10.842 --> 17:11.762 They're a great band. 17:11.782 --> 17:13.663 Do you own any Weezer albums, Joe? 17:14.003 --> 17:14.244 No. 17:14.284 --> 17:16.807 Not even the first one, the green one with Buddy Holly on it and everything. 17:16.887 --> 17:18.550 No, my bird might have it, I don't know. 17:18.570 --> 17:20.032 Actually, that's blue, that one. 17:20.412 --> 17:21.293 The green one is the one. 17:21.313 --> 17:22.275 Do they colour code them? 17:23.356 --> 17:24.378 That would be a good idea. 17:24.398 --> 17:28.083 I don't know if they gave up on the whole colour coding thing, but I remember the blue one and the green one. 17:28.103 --> 17:29.044 Has the band ever done that? 17:29.164 --> 17:32.208 The blue album, the red, I mean obviously the Beatles had the white album. 17:32.309 --> 17:33.671 Yeah, but they didn't colour code all of them. 17:33.711 --> 17:35.253 No, it certainly would be a good idea. 17:35.293 --> 17:37.296 This was from the blue one though, their debut album. 17:37.797 --> 17:44.126 And it's also, I just remembered, Rivers Cuomo is doing a thing at the moment on YouTube if you go on there and type his name in. 17:44.506 --> 17:51.771 where he's encouraging his fans and people who just happen to be wandering by to collaborate on writing a song with him. 17:52.231 --> 17:54.473 It's really entertaining, so it's all in different steps. 17:54.513 --> 17:58.435 The first step is they just, he says, okay, I need a title for the song. 17:58.796 --> 18:01.517 You guys come up with a cool title and we'll go from there. 18:01.918 --> 18:03.599 So lots of people suggest different titles. 18:03.819 --> 18:07.922 He says, okay, you know, Stig Farm, he suggested 80s radio. 18:08.282 --> 18:08.822 I enjoy it. 18:08.862 --> 18:10.343 That's a cool title. 18:10.403 --> 18:11.084 Let's go with that. 18:11.284 --> 18:13.465 Now I need some lyrics and now I need... 18:14.386 --> 18:34.851 music to people send in written music yeah people send in like them strung in like a strumming like a chord progression as he says okay I like that chord progression I'm gonna put it in I'm gonna play it right now so he and then he takes it on very laser the next stage it's really good and lazy very compelling he films in quite a weird way and he's a slow down voice him down again 18:35.311 --> 18:39.933 and does some unnecessary visual effects, but it's really good, I recommend it, River's Quorum. 18:40.173 --> 18:46.976 Anyway, this is the first of a few kind of slightly holiday-themed tracks, because we're going to be taking a break, listeners. 18:47.436 --> 18:51.258 Next week we're going to be away, and someone will be filling in for us. 18:52.018 --> 18:56.320 So I'm choosing some holiday-type songs, and this one is called Holiday by Weezer. 18:56.420 --> 18:56.720 Enjoy! 19:09.333 --> 19:13.012 It's time for song wars, the war of the song 19:15.492 --> 19:17.953 by a couple of prongs to check it out. 19:18.273 --> 19:19.313 Sander so manky. 19:19.593 --> 19:20.854 What the g- The link. 19:21.034 --> 19:21.534 The jingle. 19:21.614 --> 19:22.955 Yeah, next to Weezer. 19:23.815 --> 19:27.196 That explosion of excellence there from Weezer. 19:27.216 --> 19:28.317 That was holiday, of course. 19:28.777 --> 19:31.718 Well, we should start as we mean to continue with the mankiness. 19:32.098 --> 19:32.678 Yeah. 19:32.698 --> 19:36.780 We've already established, listeners, if you've just tuned in, that neither of us are proud of our efforts this week. 19:36.820 --> 19:38.140 We chose a stupid subject. 19:38.360 --> 19:39.441 Well, it was a good subject. 19:39.461 --> 19:40.201 It was a good suggestion. 19:40.221 --> 19:40.621 I don't think it was. 19:40.641 --> 19:43.202 What was the name of the listener who suggested it again? 19:44.022 --> 19:45.223 We're gonna have to dig them up. 19:45.463 --> 19:52.149 We're not sure anyway, it's best to keep his maybe Sonia after this Maybe let's just say Sonia from Australia. 19:52.249 --> 20:02.558 Listen and Sonia if we got your name wrong, I'm sorry But we're calling you Sonia for the purposes of today's birthday Even got that from Sonia from Australia. 20:02.618 --> 20:07.702 I know there wasn't there was an S in there again You're gonna be fired for that because it wasn't Sonia 20:08.102 --> 20:08.883 And you're lying. 20:09.063 --> 20:10.423 And she's not in Australia. 20:10.543 --> 20:12.805 And the BBC don't tolerate that kind of thing, get out. 20:12.925 --> 20:14.005 Sandra, Sonia. 20:14.625 --> 20:15.446 Sandra it is now. 20:15.466 --> 20:17.407 This is a complete chain of lies of tissue. 20:17.427 --> 20:17.667 Samira. 20:18.367 --> 20:19.048 Samira. 20:19.308 --> 20:23.010 I'm just thinking, I know it was an S. These are real people and you're destroying their lives. 20:23.210 --> 20:25.211 She was in Australia, I'm sure she was. 20:25.851 --> 20:34.115 Anyway, she asked us to, she said it was her birthday soon and was there any chance that we could do a new birthday song in her honour. 20:34.295 --> 20:35.256 And we did that. 20:36.716 --> 20:38.957 Unfortunately, you know we've got our name wrong and everything. 20:39.498 --> 20:41.078 I'm getting this out of the way. 20:41.118 --> 20:41.939 I'm flicking the coin. 20:41.979 --> 20:42.719 Joe's got the coin now. 20:42.739 --> 20:43.259 Heads or tails? 20:43.939 --> 20:44.920 This is for who goes first. 20:45.020 --> 20:45.200 Yeah. 20:45.640 --> 20:46.300 Okay, tails. 20:46.801 --> 20:47.121 Tails. 20:47.241 --> 20:48.641 I'm fighting not to go first. 20:48.942 --> 20:49.422 It's heads. 20:49.622 --> 20:50.002 It's heads. 20:50.042 --> 20:51.163 Does that mean I get to choose? 20:51.183 --> 20:52.163 Alright, I'm going to get my first. 20:52.643 --> 21:03.128 So mine is, the idea with my song, so the challenge of this was to write a new happy birthday song, because every time people sing happy birthday, this may or may not be true, but it's a sort of urban myth. 21:03.188 --> 21:03.808 Is that good enough? 21:04.268 --> 21:05.288 that you have to pay for it. 21:05.308 --> 21:07.629 Certainly if you're using a film you used to have to pay for it. 21:07.749 --> 21:08.889 It definitely was true. 21:08.909 --> 21:10.150 It's a license to print money. 21:10.170 --> 21:16.812 If you can write a new song, then you have a license to print. 21:16.832 --> 21:21.253 If you can get on the birthday song right, cash bandwagon, then you're rich. 21:21.293 --> 21:22.333 So we're trying to do that. 21:22.593 --> 21:24.314 My idea was to write a reply song. 21:24.974 --> 21:36.401 So you sing happy birthday at a birthday party and then the person who you've sung happy birthday to has to sing this back It's a reply song got you So I'm gonna play it now. 21:36.621 --> 21:37.121 Okay, here we go. 21:37.141 --> 21:38.942 So imagine happy but you just finished singing. 21:38.982 --> 21:46.347 Happy birthday Happy birthday to you Then the person you've sung it to sings this 21:47.008 --> 22:01.815 Thanks for singing Happy Birthday to me It was slightly out of tune but it was still lovingly The cake looks delicious and it's great you all came I'll be careful not to set my hair alight on the flames 22:02.775 --> 22:25.147 And thanks a lot for all the presents I got Every single thing's a thing I wanted a lot And I could give you even though you went and forgot The batteries to operate that giant robot My favourite people aren't here in this room My heart is like a giant lava balloon 22:26.502 --> 22:41.339 But don't forget that it's my special day That means you have to do exactly what I say And I demand that everybody has fun Cause it's the day to take my agent out on a run 22:42.120 --> 23:08.980 If we're over 80 we can get very drunk If we're kids we'll pass the fazzle then we'll apple it down And maybe lay where I can go off and cry Get depressed if I can speak for years or mine Now that I'm older I can totally change Be sexy and cool instead of slightly strange So thanks for singing Happy Birthday to me 23:19.709 --> 23:21.831 Just insipid. 23:21.931 --> 23:22.692 Just horrible. 23:22.852 --> 23:23.352 Horrible. 23:24.333 --> 23:27.035 I like the fact that your mid-Atlantic accent... I hate it. 23:27.696 --> 23:29.017 Because you slightly slide into it. 23:29.037 --> 23:29.898 Because it comes in and out. 23:30.118 --> 23:33.701 It kind of comes in and out, and so at one point you talk about past the pastel. 23:34.221 --> 23:35.142 Past the pastel? 23:35.322 --> 23:36.003 It's terrible. 23:36.103 --> 23:36.803 Past the pastel. 23:36.903 --> 23:38.385 I don't really want to play it ever again. 23:40.200 --> 23:41.461 Well, that's what I was thinking with mine. 23:41.501 --> 23:42.202 I was thinking, ah, no. 23:42.242 --> 23:43.183 Now you're feeling a bit better. 23:43.203 --> 23:44.744 We usually play them twice. 23:44.764 --> 23:47.006 This is going to drive everybody mental. 23:47.707 --> 23:52.350 No, what happened with mine was, A, I made a number of incredibly bad decisions. 23:52.410 --> 24:00.177 I sort of started off seeing to myself thinking that I was going to do a kind of country follow-up to my Christmas time one. 24:00.197 --> 24:00.838 Good God. 24:00.858 --> 24:02.299 Christmas country party time. 24:02.539 --> 24:03.019 That's good. 24:03.039 --> 24:03.540 I like that one. 24:03.560 --> 24:06.903 It's a day like that, a kind of a country man from America. 24:07.523 --> 24:18.408 But it sort of went wrong, so I ended up just singing in a high voice, but with a bizarre American accent, kind of justifying it to myself that, well, in the olden days, everyone used to do American accents, even if they were British. 24:18.488 --> 24:21.430 Now, of course, that's incredibly, no one would even think about doing that. 24:21.450 --> 24:22.791 Everyone sings in their own accent. 24:23.231 --> 24:24.071 But I don't. 24:24.591 --> 24:28.153 I sing in American, in a kind of mangled American accent. 24:28.734 --> 24:31.615 Also, I've left a little gap for the person's name. 24:31.955 --> 24:46.493 nice well so Jude if you leave the mic up my mic up then I will I'll put in Sonia's name even though it might not be funny even though she doesn't exist so I don't think there's anything more that needs to be said about my dreadful birthday 24:55.879 --> 25:17.371 It's birthday time, it's birthday time It's time for your birthday today Oh yes, it's birthday time Happy birthday time To fail to celebrate would be a horrible crime Your name is Sonia I bought you a gift To celebrate the fact you're still alive Hurray! 25:17.751 --> 25:24.722 You came out of a woman, or possibly a tube And ever since that day you have survived Well done! 25:24.863 --> 25:31.093 And now it's birthday time, happy present time We got some cake and wine and cake and food 25:32.622 --> 26:00.807 It's birthday day, that wonderful time You should eat the cake if not it's rude Today's the date, you will be happy all day Because we come to celebrate the day with you We're singing to you, and we're looking at you And now you should be smiling, it's a happy day It's a birthday time, that joyful date The same date that you busted out the womb 26:01.787 --> 26:09.489 Many years have passed since that fateful day Who can tell how many more you'll make it through? 26:09.649 --> 26:30.694 Birthday time, birthday cards I bought a card and wrote your name within I gave you the card and now it's yours And later you will put it in the bin Birthday time, birthday time Why can't we live forever? 26:37.482 --> 26:38.202 Oh dear. 26:39.503 --> 26:40.864 Busted out of the womb. 26:42.224 --> 26:43.645 Since that painful day. 26:43.665 --> 26:45.646 You know what? 26:45.846 --> 26:47.207 I declare that song the winner. 26:47.227 --> 26:52.730 I think we should intervene and negate the necessity for voting. 26:53.570 --> 26:54.570 Well listen, we got a message. 26:54.670 --> 26:56.671 It was not Sonia, of course. 26:56.691 --> 26:58.432 I don't know where I got Sonia. 26:59.212 --> 27:02.513 Sonia Niffles, the director of Marking Girl. 27:02.633 --> 27:03.373 Mike's daughter. 27:04.234 --> 27:08.095 It was Claire and Guildford who suggested... Same thing, Guildford, Australia. 27:08.315 --> 27:09.215 It's Claire and Sonia. 27:09.515 --> 27:11.196 She says it's my 19th birthday next week. 27:12.017 --> 27:14.421 And this was the message we got last week. 27:14.581 --> 27:17.045 On my 19th birthday, so it'll be sometime this week. 27:17.545 --> 27:21.131 And like many people, I sometimes get tired of the plain old happy birthday song. 27:21.171 --> 27:24.436 Therefore, it would make my day if you came up with the new birthday song. 27:24.616 --> 27:25.117 Happy now? 27:25.137 --> 27:26.459 Are you happy now, Claire? 27:27.060 --> 27:27.540 We did. 27:27.600 --> 27:28.181 I liked yours. 27:28.241 --> 27:29.181 I thought yours was good. 27:29.321 --> 27:30.342 These jewels was funny. 27:30.842 --> 27:33.903 Well, I was trying to sing a bit like Brian Wilson. 27:33.963 --> 27:35.164 I had Brian Wilson in my head. 27:35.184 --> 27:36.764 You know, like late period Brian Wilson. 27:36.785 --> 27:37.745 When he's kind of mad. 27:37.885 --> 27:38.145 For me. 27:38.165 --> 27:42.687 And he's not just in and out of one side of his mouth because he's definitely one of you. 27:44.708 --> 27:45.068 I like it. 27:45.148 --> 27:47.009 I vote we never play my song ever again. 27:47.149 --> 27:48.090 Your song was all right. 27:48.110 --> 27:48.670 No, it wasn't. 27:48.830 --> 27:49.430 It was awful. 27:49.870 --> 27:50.571 It was awful. 27:50.591 --> 27:52.532 It was fine. 27:53.092 --> 27:53.492 Fine. 27:54.733 --> 27:56.153 Anyway, that was Song Wars for this week. 27:56.173 --> 27:58.194 Are we going to play later on? 27:58.234 --> 27:59.975 We should play the one from Look Around You. 28:00.215 --> 28:03.737 Yeah, we bought that in Look Around You, the popular BBC 2 comedy series. 28:03.757 --> 28:04.737 They did a birthday song. 28:04.757 --> 28:05.538 We'll play that later. 28:05.938 --> 28:07.879 Let's have some real music now, can we? 28:07.999 --> 28:09.780 Yeah, this is Hot Chip with One Pure Thought. 28:09.800 --> 28:10.280 Thank God. 28:22.509 --> 28:22.889 Very good. 28:23.049 --> 28:25.030 That's one pure thought by Hot Chip. 28:25.071 --> 28:26.992 This is Adam and Joe here on BBC Six Music. 28:27.172 --> 28:37.237 You might remember, if you've been listening for a little while to this morning's show, before that song, there were some other noises you heard that we'd made for Song Wars. 28:37.417 --> 28:40.319 They were very poor and we've had various text messages in. 28:41.179 --> 28:43.020 Michael from Malden says, thanks. 28:43.481 --> 28:44.501 I just wet myself. 28:46.342 --> 28:46.943 Is that a good way? 28:46.963 --> 28:47.803 Will, I don't know. 28:47.843 --> 28:48.523 Will and Kate. 28:49.284 --> 28:50.865 It depends where the fluid came from. 28:51.385 --> 28:54.586 Will and Kate in Eastbourne said, you should both be ashamed of yourself. 28:55.207 --> 28:56.768 Someone liked your song a lot. 28:57.488 --> 28:58.528 They remain anonymous. 28:59.329 --> 29:02.170 Brian Wilson, someone says, can't you go away right now? 29:02.731 --> 29:04.692 Nill points, says Michael again. 29:05.772 --> 29:08.875 So, do vote for your favourite of those two. 29:08.955 --> 29:11.798 Adamandjo.6musicappbbc.co.uk. 29:11.818 --> 29:13.079 We will be away next week. 29:13.119 --> 29:14.260 Someone will be filling in for us. 29:14.941 --> 29:16.502 So, the winner will be announced online. 29:16.822 --> 29:18.664 And we will renounce it. 29:18.724 --> 29:21.407 Yeah, renounce the whole flipping thing when we get back. 29:22.107 --> 29:30.991 In a couple of weeks, that's right And and we will I think we probably are gonna have to play them again later on I really don't want mine ever come on. 29:31.391 --> 29:35.713 No, nobody wants it played You don't you're just standing on ceremony. 29:35.873 --> 29:37.394 You don't want to hear it again 29:38.475 --> 29:39.596 Adam, you don't wanna hear it. 29:40.237 --> 29:41.458 It was fine, it was fine. 29:41.478 --> 29:42.580 That define's not good enough. 29:43.140 --> 29:44.922 Listen, you should do a commentary through it. 29:45.383 --> 29:46.324 I'm ashamed of this. 29:46.404 --> 29:48.366 Do an audio commentary when we play it next. 29:48.586 --> 29:49.908 But that won't make it any better. 29:50.108 --> 29:51.470 Well, it'll add something. 29:53.551 --> 29:54.192 to nothing. 29:54.972 --> 29:55.632 I don't listen. 29:55.652 --> 29:57.033 Let's talk about this during the records. 29:57.073 --> 29:58.234 I really don't want to play it again. 29:58.254 --> 29:58.574 You shouldn't. 29:58.614 --> 29:59.374 Don't get down on it, man. 29:59.434 --> 29:59.834 It's fine. 29:59.854 --> 30:01.055 No, I'm just being realistic. 30:01.135 --> 30:02.296 It's just awful. 30:02.396 --> 30:05.897 You know, some weeks we pull it out of the bag, other weeks we leave it in the bag. 30:06.678 --> 30:08.558 Well then, why bring the bag in? 30:09.599 --> 30:11.360 Because that's the nature of the thing, isn't it? 30:11.380 --> 30:12.220 Just leave the bag at home. 30:12.500 --> 30:14.401 Everyone has a little off album. 30:14.421 --> 30:15.362 People have heard it now. 30:15.382 --> 30:16.722 They don't need to hear it again, ever. 30:18.383 --> 30:22.209 Okay, it's 10 o'clock here at the Big British Castle, just after. 30:22.609 --> 30:25.033 Shall we have some kind of a trail to mark the occasion? 30:25.053 --> 30:25.814 Yes, please! 30:26.114 --> 30:26.955 BBC. 30:27.216 --> 30:33.865 On digital. 30:40.421 --> 30:42.582 That's We Are Scientists With Chick-Lit! 30:42.882 --> 30:44.563 Come to my party pom-pom! 30:45.543 --> 30:47.684 I'm having a poo-poo party pom-pom! 30:48.164 --> 30:49.125 That's what I'd say to them. 30:49.485 --> 30:51.246 This Adam and Jo on BBC Six Music. 30:51.546 --> 30:55.047 We're keen fans of The Apprentice, as you'll know if you're a regular listener. 30:55.208 --> 30:55.928 I missed it this week. 30:55.988 --> 30:57.188 If you're in the foreign areas... 30:58.909 --> 31:05.212 It's a program where people compete to be the lackey of a sort of man what makes computers. 31:05.592 --> 31:06.313 Sir Alan Sugar. 31:06.693 --> 31:14.677 But one of the things that I find amusing about it, and this is a bit late in the day to be making this comment because they choose their team names in the first episode, is their team names. 31:14.717 --> 31:14.957 Right. 31:15.577 --> 31:15.997 Apex. 31:16.878 --> 31:17.398 Pinnacle. 31:18.499 --> 31:19.359 Stuff like that, you know? 31:19.379 --> 31:26.743 And when they make phone calls and they use their names of their stupid teams on the phone, hey there, this is Alex from Sheen. 31:28.224 --> 31:29.784 That's what my team would be called, Sheen. 31:29.985 --> 31:31.445 What would your team be called? 31:31.485 --> 31:32.526 What, Sheen from Richmond? 31:33.227 --> 31:34.647 No, just Sheen as in Sparkle. 31:34.908 --> 31:35.828 Right, not East Sheen. 31:35.888 --> 31:36.789 Glass, maybe glass. 31:38.390 --> 31:43.433 Mine would be called... Can you invent words? 31:44.393 --> 31:44.693 Yes. 31:45.654 --> 31:46.555 Ambitaliser. 31:47.984 --> 31:49.104 The Ambitalizers. 31:49.384 --> 31:52.125 Yeah, because they're like visualizing their ambitions. 31:52.365 --> 31:57.946 I'd call my team the winners with a Z. Uh, or the Visualists or something like that. 31:58.427 --> 31:59.947 The winners with a Z is good. 32:00.287 --> 32:02.648 But it's always Apex, Pinnacle. 32:02.688 --> 32:04.628 What are they called this year? 32:05.248 --> 32:05.648 I'm not sure. 32:05.668 --> 32:06.168 What are they called? 32:06.408 --> 32:06.869 Claire knows. 32:06.909 --> 32:07.589 She's coming in. 32:07.629 --> 32:08.549 They're called Zenith. 32:09.349 --> 32:09.569 No. 32:10.209 --> 32:11.010 Renaissance. 32:12.990 --> 32:13.631 Renaissance. 32:13.651 --> 32:15.452 They're the stupidest names in the world. 32:15.472 --> 32:15.952 That's good, man. 32:15.972 --> 32:17.534 That's the world of business for you, though. 32:17.554 --> 32:18.634 But it's too generic. 32:19.135 --> 32:22.117 You wouldn't hire a company just called Pinnacle, would you? 32:22.297 --> 32:23.598 I would, because they're the Pinnacle. 32:23.618 --> 32:24.639 They're right at the top there. 32:24.659 --> 32:26.140 I think the other one's Alpha. 32:26.480 --> 32:26.901 Alpha. 32:27.201 --> 32:27.561 Alpha. 32:27.801 --> 32:28.121 That's right. 32:28.141 --> 32:28.762 Not Beta. 32:29.102 --> 32:30.483 No, that would be the second best. 32:30.503 --> 32:31.484 That would be the beating. 32:31.564 --> 32:33.365 Yeah, and certainly not Sita. 32:34.206 --> 32:35.367 Does that exist even? 32:35.427 --> 32:36.067 I don't know. 32:36.087 --> 32:36.548 Beta does. 32:36.708 --> 32:37.208 Alpha. 32:37.488 --> 32:39.010 Sita. 32:39.210 --> 32:39.870 Team Alpha? 32:40.671 --> 32:41.712 What would be better than Alpha? 32:42.592 --> 33:10.472 uh alpha plus yes alpha alpha plus uh yeah um uber alpha uber alpha plus mega alpha that would be good if the first team named themselves alpha second team came out with uber alpha plus the first team would be furious and then if they were fighting over some kind of contract uber alpha plus would get it you know what would be better alpha max uh yeah uh this is jeffrey calling from team alpha max we'd very much like to order 400 tissues 33:13.515 --> 33:14.716 And we want to get them for a fiver. 33:16.937 --> 33:19.738 I love their haggling, their business haggling. 33:19.778 --> 33:27.862 When they were in the souk the week before last, all their tactics are, you know, I say to you, you're a man in the souk. 33:27.902 --> 33:29.682 I say, how much is this carpet, please? 33:30.083 --> 33:31.723 And you say, I say 400 pounds. 33:31.743 --> 33:32.104 400 pounds? 33:32.124 --> 33:33.224 Can you make it 200 pounds? 33:33.244 --> 33:33.284 No. 33:34.465 --> 33:34.645 Oh, bye. 33:39.987 --> 33:41.929 That's the extent of their haggling. 33:42.710 --> 33:44.492 But I've only got 200 pounds. 33:44.712 --> 33:46.054 No, I'm sorry, 400 pounds. 33:46.094 --> 33:46.494 That's it. 33:47.756 --> 33:48.737 Okay, bye. 33:50.318 --> 33:52.060 We've got to go on a celebrity apprentice. 33:52.441 --> 33:53.482 Is there a celebrity apprentice? 33:53.962 --> 33:54.944 We've got to make it happen. 33:55.124 --> 33:55.824 There must be one. 33:56.425 --> 33:59.506 I wanna go, we'd win, and we'd call ourselves Team Maxi Alpha pads. 33:59.526 --> 34:03.568 Well, they did invite us on the, um, on the, on the one, Celebrity Your Fire. 34:03.588 --> 34:03.928 Did they? 34:04.128 --> 34:05.609 Yeah, but I haven't heard back from you. 34:05.669 --> 34:07.130 No, they've booked big names. 34:07.150 --> 34:07.790 I think they got accepted. 34:07.810 --> 34:10.231 We only get put on programmes if someone drops out at the last minute. 34:10.251 --> 34:11.031 That's true, that's true. 34:11.071 --> 34:11.471 They're desperate. 34:11.491 --> 34:12.372 They're the dropout guys. 34:12.732 --> 34:16.714 Coming up soon listeners, text the nation, uh, but first of all, here's some real music. 34:17.434 --> 34:24.897 Wellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll 34:30.074 --> 34:37.405 My brother knows Karl Marx He met a million Muslims in the playbook park He said, what do you think about my manifesto? 34:37.505 --> 34:38.567 I like an manifesto 34:44.480 --> 34:50.645 Sultans of Ping FC with a bit of, uh, enjoyable indie fun from the north of England. 34:51.126 --> 34:52.647 Uh, that was from the early nineties. 34:52.887 --> 34:53.708 Where's me jumper? 34:54.229 --> 34:54.549 It's called. 34:54.569 --> 34:55.570 That's how they pronounce it. 34:56.130 --> 34:57.051 Where's me jumper? 34:57.071 --> 34:57.872 Where's me jumper? 35:00.594 --> 35:01.095 Well, there you go. 35:01.115 --> 35:01.835 That's how to speak. 35:01.895 --> 35:06.659 If you're in the countryside today, uh, only joking people in the north, please don't hurt me. 35:06.940 --> 35:08.881 Now here's the jingle for tax the nation. 35:11.084 --> 35:11.865 Text the nation! 35:11.945 --> 35:12.345 Text! 35:12.666 --> 35:13.066 Text! 35:13.146 --> 35:13.847 Text the nation! 35:13.927 --> 35:14.888 What if I don't want to? 35:15.128 --> 35:15.869 Text the nation! 35:15.949 --> 35:16.990 Get a museum email! 35:17.150 --> 35:17.871 Is that a problem? 35:17.911 --> 35:18.451 It doesn't matter! 35:18.471 --> 35:18.752 Text! 35:21.024 --> 35:22.486 Yes, it's Text the Nation time. 35:22.526 --> 35:29.293 This is the part of the show where we offer you a kind of a premise and you write things and send them to us and we read them out. 35:29.573 --> 35:30.834 We stole this off Danny Baker. 35:31.094 --> 35:33.857 Yeah, he invented it and we're the second show to do it. 35:34.498 --> 35:36.900 So don't worry if it's frightening or confusing in any way. 35:37.361 --> 35:41.785 The subject of Text the Nation this week is sort of juvenileia. 35:42.646 --> 35:42.866 Right? 35:43.006 --> 35:44.167 Can you think of a better term? 35:44.607 --> 35:46.908 Like stuff you authored when you were a kiddie. 35:47.008 --> 35:47.888 Juvenile fiction. 35:48.468 --> 35:52.950 Yeah, I don't know about you, but I was quite a precocious, uh, child. 35:53.150 --> 35:53.490 Brass. 35:53.530 --> 35:54.571 Didn't know my limits. 35:54.751 --> 35:54.931 Yeah. 35:55.111 --> 35:57.212 Reckoned myself as a bit of an auteur. 35:57.572 --> 36:00.113 And I think maybe a lot of other listeners out there were the same. 36:00.793 --> 36:04.755 You know when you're young and you discover sort of books and plays, you discover the idea of authorship. 36:05.276 --> 36:20.135 that people actually go out and write these things and then their names are put on books in big silver letters and it's all exciting and stuff and if you've got ideas above your station you try it yourself so I'm talking listeners about things you self published or authored when you were a child for instance 36:21.076 --> 36:22.357 I was very keen on comics. 36:22.477 --> 36:27.358 I decided to launch my own comic in my household, which consisted of my mum and dad and my brother. 36:27.919 --> 36:31.620 Thought that was a perfect readership, that I'd issue a comic every week. 36:31.900 --> 36:32.920 It was called Foxy. 36:33.601 --> 36:35.901 I didn't know the connotations of that word. 36:35.921 --> 36:38.963 It was just out of kind of a fox, a gentleman fox. 36:39.183 --> 36:42.844 It's got an X in it, so it's always good, you know, with that age and an X in. 36:43.064 --> 36:49.090 And I think it was about, it was maybe two or three, eight, four pages folding up in half and stapled down the middle. 36:49.330 --> 36:50.751 And I drew every copy by hand. 36:50.831 --> 36:52.493 So it was actually about a fox man. 36:52.793 --> 36:54.334 Yeah, that was the lead character. 36:54.354 --> 36:54.635 Right. 36:54.795 --> 36:55.215 Foxy. 36:55.656 --> 36:57.978 And I think it had letters and puzzles and stuff. 36:58.338 --> 37:02.162 The letters might have been quite pointed complaints about my brother messing up my room and stuff. 37:02.922 --> 37:06.884 But I think it lasted for two weeks, Foxy, and it circulated in the Cornish household. 37:07.104 --> 37:13.707 Then when I got a bit older, I got a bit obsessed with Tintin and stuff like that, so I invented a character called Fogo. 37:14.147 --> 37:14.767 Fogo? 37:14.887 --> 37:16.448 And he was like a boy detective. 37:16.968 --> 37:19.369 And he went round the world and he had a series of novels. 37:19.649 --> 37:21.310 Where'd you get the name Fogo, like Phileus Fogg? 37:21.610 --> 37:22.991 I don't know, Fogo, he was cool. 37:23.031 --> 37:23.811 Phileus, rather, yeah. 37:23.971 --> 37:28.013 And the Fogo novels were a smash hit with my mum, she was very keen on them. 37:28.693 --> 37:30.534 I used to laminate them using cellotape. 37:31.434 --> 37:49.971 you know cuz I couldn't afford actual see-through sticky back plastic or so I just wrap sellotape round them very carefully because now of course the the top layer would have peeled off and it's just yellow crust and yeah that happens right but I think my mum still has have fog their foggers adventures imagine how much our first edition of fog oh imagine or foxy 37:50.051 --> 37:51.431 Well, they're very limited. 37:51.491 --> 37:52.312 I think foxes lost. 37:52.332 --> 37:54.492 There may be one copy of foxes in the British Museum. 37:54.512 --> 37:55.293 Do you reckon? 37:55.333 --> 37:56.353 In the British Museum! 37:56.373 --> 37:57.213 In the British Museum! 37:57.233 --> 37:57.293 Yes! 37:57.313 --> 37:58.353 Not Forbidden Planet! 37:58.534 --> 37:58.794 No! 37:59.014 --> 37:59.514 No! 37:59.634 --> 37:59.874 No! 38:00.434 --> 38:06.736 And then after that, when I got a bit older, maybe 11, I tried to write a Frederick Forsyth-style thriller. 38:07.583 --> 38:08.704 Was it sexy at all? 38:09.104 --> 38:10.285 It may have had an erotic scene. 38:10.305 --> 38:11.926 In fact, that may have been where it ended. 38:12.306 --> 38:13.687 Because I couldn't get beyond it. 38:13.767 --> 38:15.728 I couldn't concentrate. 38:15.908 --> 38:17.469 It was called The Jigsaw Man. 38:17.629 --> 38:19.310 Oh, hey, that's a real film though, is it? 38:19.330 --> 38:20.071 Very possibly. 38:20.591 --> 38:21.812 I thought that was a brilliant idea. 38:21.852 --> 38:23.773 It's that the opening scene was on an oil rig. 38:24.473 --> 38:26.615 And a man is murdered on the oil rig. 38:27.335 --> 38:31.598 And all he's murdered for is an envelope containing a piece of a jigsaw. 38:32.498 --> 38:33.318 Isn't that brilliant? 38:33.858 --> 38:34.599 Is it brilliant? 38:34.659 --> 38:34.979 Yeah. 38:35.019 --> 38:36.099 I thought it was at the time. 38:36.439 --> 38:37.439 How old were you? 38:37.459 --> 38:38.260 Maybe 11 or 12. 38:38.740 --> 38:39.120 No. 38:39.580 --> 38:43.621 So we'd like you to send in whatever happened to that promise, eh? 38:44.381 --> 38:47.342 We'd like you to send in things that you authored as a child. 38:47.382 --> 38:59.945 So describe us if it was a series of something or a character you made up, or a play that you wrote, or maybe you tried to write a film script, or you tried to write music, or something you authored when you were very young that you can still remember. 39:00.365 --> 39:04.289 I'd especially enjoyed if it was the name of a character and an adventure they went on. 39:04.449 --> 39:07.091 And if you couldn't quote any of it, of course so much the better. 39:07.411 --> 39:07.952 Hey, how about this? 39:07.972 --> 39:10.354 Can we expand it to poetry as well? 39:11.175 --> 39:13.817 Poetry, what you wrote when you were sort of under 13, 12 or 13. 39:13.957 --> 39:14.858 I mean, I suppose so. 39:15.078 --> 39:24.767 You know, in case, I personally did not write poems when I was that age, but in case we have any super precocious... You must have tried to write some kind of a book, didn't you? 39:24.927 --> 39:26.048 The only thing I wrote something... 39:26.608 --> 39:45.361 uh called the bog roll chronicles there you go i was at school i got a big roll of pink toilet paper and it was mainly the act of doing it that i was interested in rather than the story and i just wanted the the idea was to write a story that lasted the entire length of the lavatory roll without breaking any of the segments off you see 39:46.401 --> 39:48.141 And I wrote it in baro. 39:48.181 --> 39:48.762 I finished it. 39:48.802 --> 39:49.522 It was amazing. 39:50.042 --> 39:54.323 It was an amazing kind of performance piece more than a story. 39:54.403 --> 39:56.303 I think the story was rubbish. 39:57.063 --> 39:57.944 Can't remember what it was called. 39:58.224 --> 40:00.144 It was no, it's just called the Bogro. 40:00.184 --> 40:01.844 And it was about me and my friends at school. 40:02.285 --> 40:06.345 And and it was about what were you going to be doing five years in the future? 40:06.365 --> 40:08.746 Because I was obsessed with the song five years by David Bowie. 40:09.466 --> 40:14.610 So it was all about us meeting up in five years' time in Leicester Square and finding out what had happened to us. 40:14.650 --> 40:15.851 And we were all famous. 40:16.331 --> 40:17.452 We were all film stars. 40:17.592 --> 40:18.793 Alison's become a film star. 40:18.833 --> 40:19.693 She's beautiful. 40:20.133 --> 40:21.254 She still loves me. 40:22.155 --> 40:22.675 Sounds good. 40:22.695 --> 40:23.396 Have you still got it? 40:23.616 --> 40:24.416 Somewhere I do, yeah. 40:24.436 --> 40:26.198 Or did you run out of lavy paper one day? 40:26.998 --> 40:27.739 worse came to the worse. 40:27.759 --> 40:28.940 So that's text the nation. 40:28.980 --> 40:36.105 The text number is 64046 or the email adamandjo.6musicatbbc.co.uk. 40:36.385 --> 40:37.306 Now here's a free play. 40:37.346 --> 40:38.407 This is by Fleet Foxes. 40:38.447 --> 40:41.489 You played Fleet Foxes free play the other week, didn't you Adam? 40:41.609 --> 40:42.470 May have been this one. 40:42.970 --> 40:43.330 Was it? 40:44.071 --> 40:45.092 I was worried about that. 40:45.532 --> 40:51.276 I think yours was maybe from their EP, Sun Giant, because this is their album that's not out until next month. 40:51.877 --> 40:54.039 But if you did play this, I don't mind, because it's so good. 40:54.119 --> 40:54.499 It's brilliant. 40:54.639 --> 40:55.620 This band are really great. 40:55.640 --> 40:59.823 They're a bit like Cosby, Stills and Nash meet The Beach Boys meet The Proclaimers. 41:00.043 --> 41:02.025 Bill Cosby, Stills and Nash, is that what I said? 41:02.745 --> 41:10.413 Crosby, I forgot they are This is from their forthcoming album Fleet Foxes by Fleet Foxes. 41:10.833 --> 41:12.035 This is called. 41:12.115 --> 41:13.556 What's it called ragged wood? 41:13.676 --> 41:14.097 There you go 41:24.517 --> 41:26.438 That is really good, that Fleet Foxes album. 41:26.498 --> 41:30.640 If you like that kind of thing, you should get it when it's released next month, because it's really good. 41:30.660 --> 41:31.841 Am I to make that clear? 41:31.941 --> 41:32.901 Told you you'd like it, didn't I? 41:33.282 --> 41:33.682 You did. 41:33.862 --> 41:38.524 Adam picked it out of the inbox and gave it to me, and it's a big smash in our house. 41:38.765 --> 41:39.145 It's both. 41:39.685 --> 41:46.191 W... 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I'm gonna be a big fan of that. 42:08.002 --> 42:11.065 I will take several fun toot horns, but they won't be in my mouth. 42:11.085 --> 42:13.947 They'll be in my pocket! 42:14.768 --> 42:16.189 A sick, sick, sick woman. 42:16.349 --> 42:17.731 What if there's a visible release, Adam? 42:18.371 --> 42:19.572 A physical release? 42:20.092 --> 42:24.455 There may well be a physical release during Food Fox's concert. 42:24.535 --> 42:30.320 Hey listen, can I just read you a few emails that have come in in response to the worst song wars in history? 42:30.580 --> 42:32.621 Could this be the worst song wars in history? 42:32.881 --> 42:35.143 Could these be the worst songs ever written? 42:36.964 --> 42:39.086 Here's one email that's coming from Gareth Jones. 42:39.566 --> 42:40.067 Hi guys. 42:40.607 --> 42:43.450 Joe's song is about as exciting as a dialing tone. 42:43.910 --> 42:49.695 It's hard to believe that the creative genius behind Dr. Sexy has turned out something so utterly devoid of merit. 42:50.496 --> 43:00.905 As for Adam, while it was nice to hear the return of the country Christmas party time voice, I can't make up for the fact that the tune sounds like something that could have been a theme to a show such as going for gold in the 80s. 43:01.745 --> 43:02.947 Having said that, the longing 43:03.667 --> 43:03.887 What? 43:03.947 --> 43:08.670 The longing of the closing, why can't we live forever line, did resonate with me slightly. 43:09.470 --> 43:10.550 So he's voting for Dr. Buckles. 43:10.570 --> 43:13.452 Wait a second, is that Gareth Jones as in Gaz Top, I wonder? 43:13.772 --> 43:14.172 Probably. 43:14.672 --> 43:14.933 Yeah. 43:15.193 --> 43:16.493 I can guarantee that Gaz Top. 43:16.513 --> 43:18.114 He's our target listener, Gaz Top. 43:18.294 --> 43:19.095 I'd be delighted if you would. 43:19.115 --> 43:19.835 Tim Bunce, another one. 43:19.875 --> 43:22.296 He says, Adam and Joe, I'm going to have to go for Joe's song this week. 43:22.796 --> 43:23.977 Extraordinary behavior. 43:24.037 --> 43:24.357 Told you. 43:24.477 --> 43:27.959 I love how there's a different option depending on whether you are over or under 18. 43:28.319 --> 43:30.220 However, you still have to sing both options. 43:30.580 --> 43:31.080 That's great. 43:31.180 --> 43:32.061 You've found something to love. 43:32.601 --> 43:38.748 It's also a nice alternative to get a song in return for the out-of-tune singing we shower the person celebrating their birthday with. 43:39.149 --> 43:48.520 Adam's song was very irritating, although listening to Adam's voice began to strain as the song got more and more high-pitched was rather amusing. 43:49.020 --> 43:49.540 Says Tim. 43:49.880 --> 43:55.242 And finally, Paul Rosie says, Song Wars has been patchy in the past, but this week you've reached a new low. 43:55.582 --> 43:57.483 I cannot bring myself to vote for either. 43:57.743 --> 43:59.064 Please do not play them again. 43:59.404 --> 44:01.584 Yours, Paul, from Hastings. 44:01.945 --> 44:02.685 Fair enough, Paul. 44:03.625 --> 44:05.186 Well, I think we are going to play them again, though. 44:06.486 --> 44:08.747 I really don't want to play mine. 44:09.467 --> 44:10.648 Nobody wants to hear mine. 44:11.388 --> 44:11.668 They do. 44:11.708 --> 44:13.448 I think, again, I think we should do an audio commentary. 44:13.468 --> 44:15.389 We also have the option of cutting it short. 44:15.429 --> 44:16.690 So I'll sing something else over it. 44:17.030 --> 44:17.550 Here's a trail. 44:18.672 --> 44:19.794 BBC Sex music. 44:28.156 --> 44:28.976 Forget the night. 44:29.217 --> 44:31.177 Live with us in Forest of Azure. 44:31.197 --> 44:34.799 I was gonna say that myself before, but... That guy's got extra drums, hasn't he? 44:35.139 --> 44:36.800 Uh, Jim, last one set of drums, I think. 44:36.960 --> 44:37.260 Really? 44:37.280 --> 44:38.740 Yeah, there's extra toms there. 44:38.800 --> 44:40.641 He slipped in a couple of juicy toms. 44:40.661 --> 44:43.642 That was the doors with the Wasp brackets, Texas radio and the big beat. 44:43.662 --> 44:45.503 This is Adam and Joe here on BBC 6 Music. 44:45.543 --> 44:48.544 It's time now for the news read by Rachel Matthews and Andre Payne. 44:49.084 --> 44:53.546 On digital radio and online BBC 6 Music. 45:05.963 --> 45:06.763 Text the nation! 45:06.843 --> 45:07.164 Text! 45:07.544 --> 45:07.924 Text! 45:08.024 --> 45:08.744 Text the nation! 45:08.804 --> 45:09.785 What if I don't want to? 45:10.025 --> 45:10.765 Text the nation! 45:10.845 --> 45:11.846 But I'm using email! 45:12.046 --> 45:12.746 Is that a problem? 45:12.786 --> 45:13.286 It doesn't matter! 45:13.366 --> 45:13.586 Text! 45:16.297 --> 45:17.298 It's Text the Nation time. 45:17.338 --> 45:18.719 Before that, you heard Morrissey. 45:18.739 --> 45:20.020 What was that Morrissey song called? 45:20.040 --> 45:20.680 All You Need Is Me. 45:21.881 --> 45:24.984 Morrissey, the grumpy controversialist from Los Angeles. 45:26.045 --> 45:27.326 Is that fair enough? 45:27.346 --> 45:28.286 It's an accurate description. 45:28.326 --> 45:28.647 Thank you. 45:28.687 --> 45:30.008 Text the Nation this week, listeners. 45:30.048 --> 45:40.195 We're asking you about Juvenilia, great works of literature or playwriting or screenwriting or drawing or anything really that you did when you were, you know, very young. 45:41.155 --> 45:42.596 And one's come in from Caroline. 45:42.636 --> 45:44.097 This is a fairly straightforward one. 45:44.498 --> 45:46.339 Just to set the tone, Caroline Wright. 45:46.740 --> 45:48.461 She says, Hi, Adam and Jo is a small child. 45:48.521 --> 45:52.484 I was quite a prolific writer, authoring numerous books and collections of poetry. 45:52.945 --> 45:59.009 Perhaps my finest work, my opus, if you will, was a series of novellas about a character called Colin the Pancake. 46:00.030 --> 46:03.313 These stories chronicle the lives of Colin and his pancakey pals. 46:03.433 --> 46:05.515 I believe my mum still has the first editions. 46:05.675 --> 46:07.296 Colin the pancake is a good idea. 46:07.316 --> 46:09.478 I would not think of writing a book about a pancake. 46:09.498 --> 46:10.159 Yeah, imagine. 46:11.340 --> 46:13.622 What is it about a pancake that suggests? 46:13.802 --> 46:14.082 Nothing. 46:15.604 --> 46:18.186 There's nothing about a pancake that suggests anything. 46:18.707 --> 46:20.949 I like the fact that the mum still has the first visions. 46:20.989 --> 46:26.815 My mum has a draw with all of my books, Fogo and possibly Foxy, in there. 46:27.656 --> 46:30.419 Mothers are probably the only people who would treasure such. 46:31.119 --> 46:31.819 publications. 46:31.959 --> 46:32.219 Yeah. 46:32.419 --> 46:32.900 Don't you think? 46:33.000 --> 46:34.580 You did the gruesome gang as well, right? 46:34.740 --> 46:36.340 That was in my later years. 46:36.360 --> 46:37.721 That was an exciting comic strip. 46:37.781 --> 46:38.061 Yeah. 46:38.241 --> 46:38.601 Yeah. 46:38.681 --> 46:39.341 That was very good. 46:39.381 --> 46:43.762 It was based a bit on DR and Grinch from 2000 AD. 46:43.902 --> 46:45.743 Do you remember that strip? 46:45.823 --> 46:47.663 No, I never read comics, you see. 46:47.683 --> 46:48.163 Good comic. 46:48.824 --> 46:50.064 Here's one from Steve Curran. 46:50.384 --> 46:55.425 He says, when I was about five or six, I attempted to produce a series of action force inspired comic books. 46:55.885 --> 46:56.846 Now, what's action force? 46:56.866 --> 46:58.006 Was that a figure or a comic? 46:58.886 --> 47:01.407 I think it was probably a sort of Boys' War comic book. 47:01.487 --> 47:02.748 A whole alien world to me. 47:03.248 --> 47:09.492 His action force inspired comic book was called, open quotes, capital letters, Stephen! 47:09.972 --> 47:11.913 Exclamation mark, close quotes. 47:12.594 --> 47:14.054 Brackets naturally, I was the hero. 47:14.535 --> 47:15.935 That's a good idea for a book. 47:16.636 --> 47:23.840 I have a vivid memory of being halfway through drawing the title page for one edition when I was called into the next room to have my dinner. 47:24.940 --> 47:45.027 No doubt with the word Steven Less action-packed when I returned I discovered that my older brother had made his own contribution to the page completing the half-written title STEP with in poo Step in poo very clever, but I still haven't quite forgiven him yours Steve Curran. 47:45.367 --> 47:48.608 I would have been a hybrid the Steven had an exclamation mark Yeah 47:49.628 --> 47:51.889 That series of films would rival up on films. 47:52.309 --> 47:53.469 And the Bourne films as well. 47:53.549 --> 47:54.429 And the Bourne films. 47:54.509 --> 47:56.950 Matt Damon is... Steven! 48:00.811 --> 48:02.651 And you could have like a lightning strike. 48:02.731 --> 48:05.532 Yeah, when people got in trouble they would shout, Steven! 48:06.312 --> 48:06.692 Yes! 48:06.712 --> 48:09.133 That would be one of the scenes. 48:09.273 --> 48:09.873 Steven! 48:10.888 --> 48:34.366 yes i'm in trouble okay hang on i'm coming exclamation mark you can get morrissey to be in it as well why because he's called steven really yeah he would relate to that easily wow that's a very good idea i think you should uh keep the film rights available for that steve 48:37.812 --> 48:38.232 Yes! 48:39.053 --> 48:40.754 Here's one from David Millen. 48:41.275 --> 48:46.499 He says, when I was about 10, I wrote a screenplay heavily influenced by the Die Hard films. 48:46.899 --> 48:53.204 It had way too much swearing in it, dragged on for about six pages, during which the narrative completely crumbled. 48:53.584 --> 48:59.329 It included the lines, quote, Holy crap, I've been shot, and quote, call for backup now. 48:59.949 --> 49:00.789 Those are good lines. 49:00.969 --> 49:02.390 You're fine with those lines. 49:02.410 --> 49:03.290 What are you talking about? 49:03.350 --> 49:12.212 Then, trying to get it published, I sent it off to one of those newspaper advertisements which said writers get paid per word in a vain attempt to earn some money. 49:12.572 --> 49:14.833 They sent it back, did they? 49:14.873 --> 49:15.933 How stupid of them. 49:16.133 --> 49:17.834 Hey, it couldn't have been worse than Die Hard 4. 49:17.874 --> 49:20.854 It could have been worse than a lot of stuff in cinema. 49:20.874 --> 49:21.335 Stephen! 49:21.955 --> 49:22.255 Yup! 49:23.936 --> 49:26.038 Here's one from Hannah. 49:38.052 --> 49:39.313 How old was he when he wrote this? 49:39.533 --> 49:40.113 She, Hannah. 49:40.353 --> 49:40.694 Hannah. 49:41.374 --> 49:41.714 Younger. 49:42.094 --> 49:48.818 My parents feigned interest in him quite convincingly, but my siblings were less kind, taunting me for my obsession with Chip. 49:49.419 --> 49:54.041 However, I may have been blessed with literary talent, but my artistic skills left a lot to be desired. 49:54.542 --> 49:57.983 As a result, Chip was, well, a stick man with a top hat. 49:59.124 --> 50:00.365 Nevertheless, he lived life to the full. 50:00.385 --> 50:01.125 Do you think it chipped? 50:01.145 --> 50:01.966 Do you like the sound of chip? 50:03.092 --> 50:05.375 No, not so much, not so much. 50:05.395 --> 50:11.021 It sounds a little bit dull, no offence, Hannah, but maybe for girls that would be a better story. 50:11.061 --> 50:11.582 I don't know. 50:11.682 --> 50:11.942 Why? 50:12.643 --> 50:15.526 You know, they like things like that. 50:15.586 --> 50:20.812 Jay Sutcliffe says, my teacher at age 10 frowned upon my cartoon character, Peter the Pervert. 50:21.532 --> 50:28.258 I didn't know what a pervert was, so he was just a slightly evil-looking toff who played with other people's feelings and minds a little. 50:28.678 --> 50:32.921 I think he wore a black cape, top hat, monocle, and sported a pencil-thin moustache. 50:33.422 --> 50:42.029 I can't remember what happened in his only story, but given that my name is Sutcliffe, I perhaps now understand by Miss why Miss whatever her name was troubled. 50:42.481 --> 50:43.382 Yeah, that's a good point. 50:43.622 --> 50:45.784 I didn't understand what the word pervert meant for a long time. 50:46.244 --> 50:53.890 And I agree with you that a guy with a top hat and a monocle would be just about the same. 50:53.910 --> 50:56.392 You can get arrested for that these days wearing a monocle. 50:56.472 --> 50:58.133 Let's have some more of those in a while. 50:58.193 --> 51:00.375 Right now, here is a free play for you listeners. 51:00.415 --> 51:01.095 I chose this one. 51:01.536 --> 51:02.797 This is a band called Bent. 51:03.577 --> 51:05.759 And... Hang on a second. 51:06.960 --> 51:07.680 What's this band called? 51:07.960 --> 51:09.001 Well, it's a duo. 51:09.021 --> 51:10.042 They're an electronic duo. 51:10.102 --> 51:12.904 It's called Bent, and they do a lot of fairly gay-themed stuff. 51:14.245 --> 51:18.628 This is not an overtly gay-themed song, but it's a good one. 51:18.968 --> 51:20.109 And what's the album called? 51:21.024 --> 51:24.947 I don't recall it, maybe their debut album, but it's really good. 51:24.987 --> 51:26.087 All their stuff's pretty excellent. 51:26.107 --> 51:28.289 I don't know if they're still around anymore or not. 51:28.709 --> 51:29.489 I hope they are. 51:29.810 --> 51:34.693 But anyway, this is the first track on their album, which is called... Ooh, look, I'm being handed it right here. 51:34.813 --> 51:35.233 Ah, there we go. 51:35.253 --> 51:37.695 Yeah, Program to Love is the Album, which is a smash. 51:38.395 --> 51:39.896 And this is the first track on there. 51:39.916 --> 51:43.518 You can kick it off now, Jude, because it has a kind of a mellow beginning, you see. 51:43.919 --> 51:46.000 And this is another kind of holiday track I was thinking. 51:46.320 --> 51:47.403 This is so bent. 51:47.423 --> 51:49.067 It's a little bit bent. 51:49.949 --> 51:51.292 It's called exercise one. 52:07.073 --> 52:08.013 That's an absolute peach. 52:08.473 --> 52:12.534 Exercise one by Bent and of course Bent is still going. 52:13.095 --> 52:15.695 I was just reminded of their trap last year. 52:15.715 --> 52:16.055 What was it? 52:16.515 --> 52:16.916 To be loved. 52:16.936 --> 52:17.656 To be loved. 52:17.696 --> 52:18.256 There you go. 52:18.296 --> 52:19.016 That was very good. 52:19.596 --> 52:22.797 And who was it that just texted us then and emailed us? 52:22.837 --> 52:23.617 Ben in London. 52:23.697 --> 52:29.759 Ben was saying yes of course they're still going and he was remembering that Bent when they were 52:30.785 --> 52:32.106 promoting their first album. 52:32.486 --> 52:35.868 A good idea might be for Jude, our producer, to present this programme. 52:36.088 --> 52:36.168 Yeah. 52:36.188 --> 52:39.790 And we could just chip in, you know, with bits every now and then. 52:39.810 --> 52:43.072 But when it comes to actual facts and knowledge... Yes, that's true. 52:43.372 --> 52:44.372 She's the linchpin. 52:44.432 --> 52:44.953 She's the woman. 52:45.073 --> 52:45.933 For David linchpin. 52:45.953 --> 52:54.137 But anyway, Bent, when they were promoting their first album, they had tokens for drinks at the bar, which were nine bob notes. 52:54.378 --> 52:54.818 You see? 52:55.218 --> 52:56.058 Bent is a nine bob note? 52:56.078 --> 52:56.679 Exactly. 52:57.279 --> 53:04.541 turning all those nasty, um, homophobic insults back in people's faces, right back in their- right back in their faces, just like what they deserve. 53:05.262 --> 53:20.426 Uh, we're in the middle of Text the Nation, we're asking you to send in, uh, examples of childhood authorship, books or comics or plays, films even, ambitious projects that you embarked on as a child, um, and perhaps never finished, or perhaps did finish. 53:20.886 --> 53:22.167 Are you ready for some more, Adam Buston? 53:22.187 --> 53:22.527 Steven! 53:23.564 --> 53:26.027 That's the new action film, uh, franchise. 53:26.187 --> 53:28.349 It's big, it's gonna blow all the others out of the water. 53:28.629 --> 53:29.570 It's very exciting. 53:30.731 --> 53:32.113 Um, his friends call him Steve. 53:32.733 --> 53:33.054 No. 53:33.194 --> 53:33.494 Yeah. 53:34.275 --> 53:34.575 Really? 53:34.615 --> 53:36.978 Yeah, so don't expect him to be called Steven all the way through the film. 53:37.554 --> 53:38.675 Well, that ruins it, doesn't it? 53:38.855 --> 53:39.535 My name's Steven. 53:39.976 --> 53:41.356 But you can call me Steve. 53:41.537 --> 53:41.877 Ooh. 53:42.077 --> 53:44.118 Well, no, that's just maybe for the sex scenes. 53:44.378 --> 53:44.959 Right. 53:45.279 --> 53:48.821 But there are a lot of... I've noticed there are a lot of sex scenes in Steven. 53:49.101 --> 53:51.523 There's an unusual amount. 53:51.623 --> 53:55.105 He spent more time having sex and solving problems. 53:55.125 --> 53:58.187 It's one of the interesting things about it is the franchise. 53:58.447 --> 53:59.208 Oh, Steven. 54:01.009 --> 54:01.750 Oh, Steven. 54:01.990 --> 54:02.490 Steven. 54:02.770 --> 54:03.190 Steven! 54:05.832 --> 54:06.213 Oh, dear. 54:06.693 --> 54:07.995 Okay, here's some more that have come in. 54:08.015 --> 54:09.557 This is from Neil in North London. 54:09.957 --> 54:13.682 I made a tabloid paper called the Daily Scandal, aged 14. 54:14.583 --> 54:17.707 It was full of salacious filth, and now I'm a journalist. 54:18.768 --> 54:20.871 That sounds very, uh, convenient. 54:21.812 --> 54:23.214 I'd like to know more about that, Neil. 54:23.234 --> 54:25.096 What, was it full of scandal about your family? 54:25.176 --> 54:25.917 Daily scandal. 54:25.957 --> 54:27.139 That could be very divisive. 54:27.259 --> 54:28.220 Is that real scandal? 54:28.240 --> 54:31.204 I remember doing a parody of The Sun newspaper. 54:31.324 --> 54:31.644 Nice. 54:31.865 --> 54:32.766 Was it called The Scum? 54:32.966 --> 54:33.947 No, it wasn't. 54:34.288 --> 54:36.190 Because I thought that would be too obvious. 54:36.230 --> 54:37.271 Guess what I called it? 54:38.052 --> 54:38.953 The Um. 54:39.898 --> 54:40.318 What? 54:40.499 --> 54:43.241 What the hell was I thinking? 54:43.261 --> 54:44.622 How does that work? 54:45.102 --> 54:46.123 U-U-M. 54:46.463 --> 54:47.624 That's what my... That's good. 54:47.644 --> 54:48.124 It's clever. 54:48.164 --> 54:48.905 It's less obvious. 54:49.285 --> 54:50.706 It's much less obvious. 54:50.786 --> 54:52.948 It's all the way down the other end of the obvious scale. 54:54.209 --> 54:56.050 Here's one from Lucian Levington Spa. 54:56.391 --> 54:56.991 Hi Adam and Jo. 54:57.011 --> 55:03.736 When I was eight, I entered a poetry competition with a poetry with a poem entitled, When the Black Seagull. 55:04.437 --> 55:06.819 This was about birds dying in oil spills. 55:06.919 --> 55:08.019 It goes something like this. 55:08.920 --> 55:17.169 When the Black Seagull cries, so will I. When the Black Seagull dies, so will I, so will I. Ah, I was waiting for that. 55:17.229 --> 55:17.949 The repetition. 55:17.989 --> 55:18.650 From Lucy. 55:18.750 --> 55:19.611 That's quite good, isn't it? 55:19.751 --> 55:20.452 That's very good. 55:20.532 --> 55:21.533 Sounds very emotional. 55:21.573 --> 55:22.074 How old is she? 55:23.115 --> 55:24.376 She doesn't say... No, eight. 55:24.436 --> 55:25.077 She says she's eight. 55:25.457 --> 55:25.677 Eight. 55:25.838 --> 55:27.339 That's amazing for eight, isn't it? 55:27.439 --> 55:30.062 She's got the whole... That's all you need to know about poetry right there. 55:30.162 --> 55:32.163 Things like that are very emotional when you're a child. 55:32.203 --> 55:35.364 You can't believe the seagulls are dying in the oil slicks. 55:35.384 --> 55:36.424 It's worth a repetition. 55:36.764 --> 55:39.425 When you're grown up, you still care, but less. 55:39.905 --> 55:43.446 So will I. So will I. Alistair McAllister. 55:43.667 --> 55:44.447 Could that be real? 55:45.087 --> 55:47.428 Well done if it is, says authoring, eh? 55:47.968 --> 55:50.569 I made up a detective duo called Egghead and Nuts. 55:51.650 --> 55:56.634 Egghead was a giant egg in big boots and his sidekick was a little yellow man who wore a cap and smoked a pipe. 55:57.355 --> 56:05.343 Their meeting place was the shed at the bottom of the garden and they travelled between missions on a bogey, brackets, northern word for go-cart, made from an old door. 56:05.883 --> 56:10.167 I never wrote a word, but drew some fabulous elaborate pictures. 56:11.050 --> 56:12.131 Never wrote a word. 56:12.231 --> 56:13.651 Egghead and nuts, yes. 56:13.951 --> 56:14.932 That's very good. 56:15.392 --> 56:16.673 That could be big. 56:16.973 --> 56:19.134 That could easily- So that's a ragdoll production. 56:19.234 --> 56:19.774 Come on. 56:19.794 --> 56:23.636 Stuart and Cambridge, uh, The Adventures of Knight Rider and the Ewoks. 56:23.656 --> 56:24.397 Okay. 56:24.497 --> 56:27.998 I was seven, and there were about six illustrated short stories. 56:28.038 --> 56:28.959 My mum still has some. 56:28.979 --> 56:29.959 He's way ahead of the curtain. 56:29.979 --> 56:30.900 He's mashing stuff up. 56:30.960 --> 56:32.000 That's like AVP. 56:32.741 --> 56:33.461 It is, isn't it? 56:33.521 --> 56:34.541 Knight Rider and the Ewoks. 56:34.561 --> 56:36.482 What would they be crammed on the backseat? 56:37.383 --> 56:39.404 Does Knight Rider even have a backseat? 56:42.521 --> 56:46.244 They say that he walks... Michael, who are these strange furry passengers? 56:47.365 --> 56:48.645 They don't say, ooh teeny! 56:48.926 --> 56:50.006 That's the jar was. 56:50.647 --> 56:57.272 They say just... Hi Adam and Jo, I wrote a book of poems called Say It With Snails. 57:01.074 --> 57:03.436 From Helen in what wall is he? 57:03.616 --> 57:04.156 That's it! 57:05.157 --> 57:07.839 Say it with snails! 57:07.859 --> 57:09.820 What would you say with snails? 57:13.183 --> 57:15.404 That could be the world's most unsuccessful shop. 57:16.045 --> 57:17.506 What's she gonna do? 57:17.526 --> 57:20.007 She's not spelling words out with snails. 57:20.428 --> 57:21.889 She's just sticking them on to things. 57:22.309 --> 57:24.810 It's a book of poems called Say It With Snails. 57:25.211 --> 57:26.131 That's what I'm saying. 57:26.472 --> 57:30.894 Hello, we need to know more about Say It With Snails, if you could say something with snails. 57:32.415 --> 57:33.336 What was that laugh, Jude? 57:34.096 --> 57:35.157 Jude's losing control. 57:35.177 --> 57:36.437 Here's another one. 57:36.477 --> 57:44.481 Adam and Jo, I wrote some super spooky Halloween music on my dad's synthesizer with me saying that ghosts were going to get my school friends. 57:45.042 --> 57:49.204 When I was seven, I was prevented from taking it into school to play. 57:49.384 --> 57:50.004 Too terrifying. 57:50.164 --> 57:55.927 After a successful campaign orchestrated by my school friends' parents on the phone to my parents. 57:57.607 --> 58:03.989 It was banned for threatening that his friends would be got by ghosts. 58:04.109 --> 58:06.169 I've never understood how ghosts can get anybody. 58:06.209 --> 58:07.289 I mean, they can't touch anything. 58:07.309 --> 58:08.069 They're intangible. 58:08.609 --> 58:09.830 They can get your mind, though. 58:09.850 --> 58:11.630 Have you not seen like the grudge in all that stuff? 58:11.650 --> 58:12.370 Oh, no, you're right. 58:12.390 --> 58:13.230 They get you easily. 58:13.250 --> 58:13.730 That's true. 58:13.750 --> 58:17.431 Yeah, here's one more. 58:17.471 --> 58:17.851 This is a good one. 58:17.871 --> 58:21.472 I'd like to know what Robin's doing now, though, if he's up to that kind of shenanigans at seven. 58:21.832 --> 58:22.432 That's true. 58:22.512 --> 58:24.514 Maybe he's some kind of electro rock star. 58:24.554 --> 58:26.815 Yeah, that's the kind of thing that Chris Cunningham is probably doing. 58:27.535 --> 58:28.276 Here's a final one. 58:28.296 --> 58:33.799 When I was 12, I created a computer games magazine at school reviewing Spectrum and C64 games. 58:34.199 --> 58:35.499 I called it Thallium. 58:36.520 --> 58:37.841 Named after the chemical element. 58:38.261 --> 58:41.383 I sold three pre-copies for 50p. 58:41.983 --> 58:42.944 It never got made. 58:43.364 --> 58:44.704 I was £1.50 up though. 58:45.665 --> 58:47.046 I put it towards a copy of OutRun. 58:47.686 --> 58:52.892 We've kicked off our summer festival ticket giveaway, and right now you can register online. 59:14.332 --> 59:38.598 touch the sky now is that better or worse than just move on up by kurtis mayfield well that's an interesting question isn't it because uh... it's very obviously heavily samples i'd say that it's uh... not necessary i'd not necessarily better or worse i would say that it's uh... worse would you he he he he not that much worse but you know and uh... and that's anything cause move on ups very good 59:39.538 --> 59:41.479 Um, that's sort of enjoyable, isn't it? 59:41.499 --> 59:43.821 A bit of Kanye West there, but it's not as good, though, is it? 59:44.181 --> 59:48.824 I mean, if you're gonna have to choose one of those two tracks, you may as well just go for Move On Up. 59:49.504 --> 59:49.824 Yeah. 59:49.944 --> 59:50.484 Don't you reckon? 59:50.785 --> 59:51.485 I suppose so. 59:51.505 --> 59:54.027 Uh, I mean, even the Jam version. 59:54.847 --> 59:58.269 Was it the Jam or just Paul Weller Solo or the Style Council that did a version of Move On? 59:58.289 --> 59:59.029 Probably the Style Council. 59:59.049 --> 59:59.670 Style Council. 59:59.730 --> 01:00:00.430 I like that, though. 01:00:00.470 --> 01:00:01.831 Kanye West would touch the sky. 01:00:01.851 --> 01:00:02.471 That's alright. 01:00:02.631 --> 01:00:03.692 It's not his best single. 01:00:03.912 --> 01:00:04.092 No. 01:00:04.413 --> 01:00:04.673 Listen. 01:00:04.693 --> 01:00:05.833 But it's still good. 01:00:05.973 --> 01:00:07.554 When it comes down to it, that's all I was saying. 01:00:07.594 --> 01:00:08.515 In a battle to the death. 01:00:08.755 --> 01:00:08.995 Yeah. 01:00:09.235 --> 01:00:11.717 This is Adam and Jo on BBC6 Music, by the way. 01:00:11.737 --> 01:00:14.359 Um, and it's still a little bit overcast. 01:00:14.419 --> 01:00:16.701 I'm a little bit disappointed with the weather. 01:00:18.042 --> 01:00:19.182 Um, sorry about that, listeners. 01:00:19.222 --> 01:00:20.383 I get easily distracted. 01:00:20.403 --> 01:00:23.165 I feel like an old bit of seaweed hanging from a bean. 01:00:23.225 --> 01:00:24.386 From a rafter. 01:00:24.406 --> 01:00:25.407 Was it easy? 01:00:27.048 --> 01:00:51.819 I went shopping this week, I went on a shopping trip folks and I went into lots of high street stores and I was on a mission because in fact the weather was being disappointing and it was a little chilly and this is exactly what we were talking about last week, one of the downsides of summer sometimes is that you're ill-equipped clothes wise, you think it's going to be a scorching day, you go out in your shorts and your t-shirt, the night closes in and it gets a little chill, everyone's still sat outside 01:00:52.119 --> 01:00:54.420 It does get cold in the evening, so take a jumper. 01:00:54.560 --> 01:00:56.041 Please, please take a jumper. 01:00:56.081 --> 01:00:56.922 Please take a jumper. 01:00:56.962 --> 01:00:57.962 It can be very deceptive. 01:00:58.222 --> 01:01:00.944 Plus, the air conditioning in the cinemas is really very cold. 01:01:00.984 --> 01:01:05.406 So even if it's a hot day and you go into a shop or a mall, do take a whirly. 01:01:05.426 --> 01:01:13.770 You know, the worst one is sometimes when it's very hot outside and you go into the supermarket and the temperature plunges. 01:01:13.830 --> 01:01:15.251 Especially in the ice area. 01:01:15.331 --> 01:01:17.272 In the ice area, you are stuffed. 01:01:17.292 --> 01:01:20.034 If you haven't got a food section, if you haven't got a cardi with you, 01:01:20.794 --> 01:01:26.577 You know, and maybe you thought, I'm not gonna take a cardiander, because what am I gonna do, tie it round to my British supermarkets? 01:01:27.298 --> 01:01:29.519 Or, uh, you know, or you'll round my waist? 01:01:29.599 --> 01:01:37.463 No, I'm not gonna do that, I'm gonna not take a cardi- Anyway, so I was trying to remedy the situation by just buying some clothes on the spot, right? 01:01:37.483 --> 01:01:40.525 I just thought, I'm gonna go into a shop and I'm gonna buy a sweatshirt. 01:01:41.566 --> 01:01:44.829 just to help me through this cold spat that I found myself in. 01:01:45.170 --> 01:01:53.558 So I went into a popular high street store, beginning with a G, with two other letters after it, and rhyming with rap. 01:01:56.422 --> 01:01:57.924 And, uh, not Gap, though. 01:01:58.405 --> 01:01:58.845 A different one. 01:01:59.346 --> 01:02:08.520 Um, and I was looking for some clothes there, and a lot of the, and the, the sweatshirt that I was most keen on getting, right, was just a very plain green one. 01:02:08.560 --> 01:02:11.284 Didn't have, like, a big logo all over it, so I thought that'd be good. 01:02:12.165 --> 01:02:36.983 but i noticed that they they they do this thing now with a lot of clothes this isn't just the store that i went into this is a lot of other stores do this as well is they do like little distressing things customized it's very fashionable yeah right faded ripped faded ripped but in exactly the same place over and over again so you look through the racks right and you look at these sweatshirts and each one of them has like a little distressed nick in exactly the same place or 01:02:37.463 --> 01:02:38.544 What is that all about? 01:02:38.564 --> 01:02:39.524 It's very trendy. 01:02:39.645 --> 01:02:41.386 Yeah, but explain to me the logic. 01:02:41.586 --> 01:02:43.047 What are they thinking? 01:02:43.447 --> 01:02:51.513 They've all been to the same wicked club, which has wooden walls in New York, and they're splinters. 01:02:52.153 --> 01:02:59.018 And if you lean it in the coolest place to stand in that club, if you lean against that particular bit of wall, it rips your jumper there. 01:02:59.198 --> 01:03:01.720 I mean, I was very close to purchasing this item, right? 01:03:01.760 --> 01:03:05.283 Because I thought, this is a nice, nice item, I like the colour, etc, etc. 01:03:05.584 --> 01:03:10.748 But then I thought, I can't, in all good conscience, start purchasing clothes that are pre-distressed. 01:03:10.908 --> 01:03:17.835 I tell you, if you were a hip-hop fan, you could buy an article of clothing that would have, this is a bit tasteless, but it could have bullet holes. 01:03:18.375 --> 01:03:18.595 Right. 01:03:18.836 --> 01:03:21.238 Of where your favourite hip-hop artist was shot. 01:03:21.478 --> 01:03:22.599 Do they really exist, those things? 01:03:22.899 --> 01:03:24.280 No, I'm making it up. 01:03:24.500 --> 01:03:25.120 Oh, I see. 01:03:25.220 --> 01:03:26.761 And it could, you know, R.I.P. 01:03:26.821 --> 01:03:27.462 I bet they do. 01:03:27.482 --> 01:03:28.182 B.I.G. 01:03:28.382 --> 01:03:28.582 Yeah. 01:03:28.722 --> 01:03:30.843 And it would have to bullet holes in exactly the right place. 01:03:31.204 --> 01:03:31.524 Right. 01:03:31.724 --> 01:03:31.944 Yeah. 01:03:32.004 --> 01:03:33.685 Would you have blood stains on there? 01:03:33.965 --> 01:03:34.245 Yes. 01:03:34.806 --> 01:03:34.926 Yes. 01:03:34.946 --> 01:03:35.406 Yes, he would. 01:03:35.546 --> 01:03:39.268 I bet you they'll probably turn up in the high street very shortly, I would imagine. 01:03:39.448 --> 01:03:44.514 Have you ever bought anything pre-distressed like anything with a logo on it or whatever? 01:03:45.275 --> 01:03:47.879 A sort of iron-on patch that looks as if it's faded. 01:03:47.959 --> 01:03:49.100 No, I draw the line there. 01:03:49.301 --> 01:03:49.561 Yeah. 01:03:49.721 --> 01:03:50.843 I do my own distressing. 01:03:50.903 --> 01:03:51.724 Of course you do. 01:03:51.824 --> 01:03:54.287 My life's quite distressing enough without having to import it. 01:03:55.248 --> 01:04:05.696 Because the whole philosophy, presumably, of these things is they want these items of clothing to look like your favorite old sweatshirt or your favorite old t-shirt. 01:04:06.156 --> 01:04:08.538 And it has to be like that, you can't just say your. 01:04:09.619 --> 01:04:12.301 It's got to be your favorite old blah blah blah. 01:04:12.902 --> 01:04:13.962 But that's insane. 01:04:14.022 --> 01:04:18.006 If you start buying your favorite old sweatshirt pre-your-favorited, 01:04:18.746 --> 01:04:20.348 then things have gone wrong. 01:04:20.368 --> 01:04:23.151 The most terrifying thought is, who is distressing them? 01:04:23.532 --> 01:04:23.692 Right. 01:04:23.832 --> 01:04:25.794 And it's some little Indian kid, isn't it? 01:04:25.914 --> 01:04:26.175 Mm-hmm. 01:04:26.435 --> 01:04:27.096 For no money. 01:04:27.136 --> 01:04:28.437 Well, it's probably not a sweatshop. 01:04:28.457 --> 01:04:30.539 The ones I was looking at, it's got to be robots. 01:04:30.920 --> 01:04:31.220 Really? 01:04:31.320 --> 01:04:31.621 Yeah. 01:04:32.081 --> 01:04:33.643 Because they were exact. 01:04:33.683 --> 01:04:37.267 I mean, every single little bit of distressing was identical from shirt to shirt. 01:04:37.287 --> 01:04:37.968 It's ridiculous. 01:04:38.488 --> 01:04:39.029 It's cool mental. 01:04:39.049 --> 01:04:40.191 What's the world coming to? 01:04:40.271 --> 01:04:40.992 Well, that's what I want to know. 01:04:41.112 --> 01:04:42.053 Thanks a lot, Tony Blair. 01:04:42.073 --> 01:04:43.796 The sooner that guy's out of office, the better. 01:04:43.876 --> 01:04:44.717 Thanks a lot, Al Gore. 01:04:44.797 --> 01:04:45.478 Millennium Dome. 01:04:45.498 --> 01:04:46.319 What a disaster. 01:04:46.500 --> 01:04:46.860 Absolutely. 01:04:46.880 --> 01:04:48.062 The congestion charge. 01:04:48.102 --> 01:04:48.623 That I saw. 01:04:48.663 --> 01:04:49.283 Ridiculous. 01:04:49.664 --> 01:04:50.365 Thanks, Al Gore. 01:04:51.166 --> 01:04:52.408 Now, here's a pigeon detective. 01:04:52.468 --> 01:04:55.011 They're putting everything right with a track called This Is An Emergency. 01:05:22.696 --> 01:05:27.360 If there was a real emergency, that song would not be a legitimate way to raise the alarm. 01:05:27.740 --> 01:05:28.761 I think it would, you see. 01:05:28.901 --> 01:05:30.342 Would you think it would clear the area? 01:05:30.762 --> 01:05:31.302 Definitely. 01:05:31.322 --> 01:05:38.948 No, well, it wouldn't clear the area, but it would make people aware that something serious was happening, and also people would enjoy it while they were being made aware of that. 01:05:38.968 --> 01:05:41.690 Maybe it should be installed into alarm systems. 01:05:42.358 --> 01:05:50.143 Definitely installed into the Thames flood barrier, you know Did you see you didn't see that show the other day with David Suchet in it? 01:05:50.323 --> 01:05:54.345 No, it's usually All about what would happen if London flooded flood. 01:05:54.385 --> 01:05:55.245 It was called flood. 01:05:55.305 --> 01:05:59.808 It wasn't a show it was a pretend Sort of TV film. 01:05:59.948 --> 01:06:01.549 It was a show that was on TV. 01:06:01.649 --> 01:06:03.130 Yeah to have Robert Carlyle in it. 01:06:03.470 --> 01:06:03.830 Yes. 01:06:03.850 --> 01:06:06.152 Yeah being all serious That's right. 01:06:06.192 --> 01:06:06.832 Looking worried. 01:06:07.012 --> 01:06:08.133 They were all looking worried. 01:06:08.153 --> 01:06:08.173 I 01:06:08.433 --> 01:06:09.893 They're all doing their best to look worried. 01:06:09.993 --> 01:06:10.494 Was it good? 01:06:11.014 --> 01:06:14.775 Well, I only watched ten minutes of it, but... Was it good, though? 01:06:15.255 --> 01:06:18.116 The ten minutes I saw was some of the best TV I've ever seen. 01:06:18.216 --> 01:06:20.916 Really? 01:06:21.017 --> 01:06:22.577 I like to film the day after tomorrow. 01:06:22.997 --> 01:06:26.478 I like the idea that global warming... We think it's gonna take ten years. 01:06:26.878 --> 01:06:30.499 I like the idea that it might actually suddenly happen really fast. 01:06:30.539 --> 01:06:31.039 That's right. 01:06:31.399 --> 01:06:33.500 So fast that it chases you down a corridor. 01:06:33.880 --> 01:06:34.820 Yes, exactly. 01:06:34.840 --> 01:06:36.981 Global warming's chasing me down the corridor! 01:06:37.782 --> 01:06:38.862 That's a good idea. 01:06:38.882 --> 01:06:39.823 Sounds like a joke, doesn't it? 01:06:39.863 --> 01:06:41.623 But that is actually what happens in that film. 01:06:42.063 --> 01:06:43.444 To great effect. 01:06:44.064 --> 01:06:44.484 Yeah. 01:06:44.604 --> 01:06:45.744 Two thumbs up. 01:06:45.804 --> 01:06:46.325 Absolutely. 01:06:46.365 --> 01:06:51.566 No, you can have all sorts of films with very worthy messages that actually made those... Just heighten it. 01:06:51.766 --> 01:06:55.607 ...into real things, like a big racism monster. 01:06:55.987 --> 01:06:56.248 Right. 01:06:56.288 --> 01:06:56.588 You know? 01:06:56.928 --> 01:07:01.169 Racism was just a big, scary, cloud chasing people. 01:07:01.269 --> 01:07:02.169 What colour would he be? 01:07:02.429 --> 01:07:03.570 Well, he would change colours. 01:07:03.890 --> 01:07:04.030 Ah. 01:07:04.430 --> 01:07:05.290 It would be all different colours. 01:07:05.310 --> 01:07:05.530 Of course. 01:07:05.550 --> 01:07:07.071 Because there's all different kinds of racism. 01:07:07.871 --> 01:07:11.032 Talking of taking things to the max, is that what we were talking about? 01:07:11.052 --> 01:07:12.392 Do you mind if I say to the max? 01:07:13.152 --> 01:07:13.912 There you go ahead. 01:07:13.972 --> 01:07:16.733 That sentence was sponsored by Pepsi Max. 01:07:17.633 --> 01:07:18.614 That was a jump. 01:07:18.654 --> 01:07:21.174 There are other Coke products available though. 01:07:21.434 --> 01:07:22.194 Solar products. 01:07:22.655 --> 01:07:22.915 Oops. 01:07:23.355 --> 01:07:29.276 Anyway, we were talking earlier about creating a team of magician superheroes that would protect Britain's interests. 01:07:29.936 --> 01:07:30.596 Paul McKenna. 01:07:31.537 --> 01:07:36.838 Because there are certain people in this country who clearly have power, but they're using it for greedy reasons. 01:07:37.458 --> 01:07:38.680 Paul McKenna, Darren Brown. 01:07:38.720 --> 01:07:40.523 Well, Paul McKenna's being more altruistic. 01:07:40.603 --> 01:07:42.125 He'll help people quit smoking and stuff. 01:07:42.165 --> 01:07:43.807 Darren Brown's a very selfish man. 01:07:43.868 --> 01:07:45.871 He's clearly got very strong powers. 01:07:46.031 --> 01:07:46.391 That's right. 01:07:46.411 --> 01:07:49.756 And all he's using it for is Late Night Channel 4 Entertainment. 01:07:49.957 --> 01:07:50.357 Exactly. 01:07:50.397 --> 01:07:51.419 What about Paul Zenon? 01:07:51.719 --> 01:07:52.420 Paul Zenon? 01:07:53.081 --> 01:07:56.602 Yeah, he also has terrific powers and he's being very selfish. 01:07:56.622 --> 01:07:57.802 He's being very selfish. 01:07:57.862 --> 01:07:58.703 What a selfish man. 01:07:59.063 --> 01:08:01.524 Paul Daniels can only think of himself. 01:08:01.604 --> 01:08:02.804 Why is it with the pawns? 01:08:02.824 --> 01:08:03.824 They've all got special powers. 01:08:03.864 --> 01:08:04.645 They've all got powers. 01:08:05.085 --> 01:08:06.645 Anyway, we were going to have Tanya Byron. 01:08:07.345 --> 01:08:08.406 She's just very clever. 01:08:08.426 --> 01:08:09.806 That's a mental power of a kind. 01:08:09.866 --> 01:08:12.627 And Jeff Capes, because he's strong even though we think he... 01:08:13.207 --> 01:08:14.729 Has a moth farm or something? 01:08:15.149 --> 01:08:15.950 Breeze budgies. 01:08:16.210 --> 01:08:17.291 Breeze budgies. 01:08:17.311 --> 01:08:18.812 But that's a power in itself. 01:08:19.353 --> 01:08:24.137 Anyway, so they're going to team up and become a kind of British task force to deal with problems. 01:08:24.217 --> 01:08:25.979 I'd like to have Richard Maidley involved. 01:08:26.259 --> 01:08:26.519 Why? 01:08:26.539 --> 01:08:27.860 Well he's got powers. 01:08:28.781 --> 01:08:30.223 There's no perception, yeah. 01:08:31.003 --> 01:08:39.511 But you know when TV shows, I'm just ignoring that, you know when TV shows kind of run out of steam, like with all the Channel 4 cooks, they got them together and had a big cook-off? 01:08:39.752 --> 01:08:40.412 That's right, yes. 01:08:40.813 --> 01:08:42.194 Why don't they do that with magicians? 01:08:42.714 --> 01:08:43.115 Yeah. 01:08:43.215 --> 01:08:46.318 Why don't they have Darren Brown versus David Blaine? 01:08:46.778 --> 01:08:46.978 Right. 01:08:47.559 --> 01:08:50.622 Or maybe Paul McKenna versus Chris Angel? 01:08:50.822 --> 01:08:56.124 Well, you know, our British superhero team should be teamed up against against against Blaine. 01:08:56.304 --> 01:08:59.966 They should have a big fight in the middle of a high street, maybe an Oxford Street. 01:08:59.986 --> 01:09:00.266 Right. 01:09:00.506 --> 01:09:04.688 And there should be buses and neon signs that they can throw around or throw people into. 01:09:05.188 --> 01:09:08.790 You know, the streets should be cleared like the climax of Ghostbusters or Superman two. 01:09:08.810 --> 01:09:09.110 Yeah. 01:09:09.330 --> 01:09:10.691 And they should just face off. 01:09:11.856 --> 01:09:14.599 They wouldn't be allowed to prepare and this would be live on television. 01:09:15.499 --> 01:09:16.560 What do you think they would do? 01:09:18.662 --> 01:09:20.704 They'd just stand there looking weird, wouldn't they? 01:09:22.085 --> 01:09:26.129 Blaine would paint something on his hand and show it to Brown. 01:09:26.389 --> 01:09:33.275 You didn't see Blaine recently when he was on TV holding his breath underwater thing and he did a whole interview with a gum shield in. 01:09:33.455 --> 01:09:34.336 You know a gum shield? 01:09:35.016 --> 01:09:38.999 And I think he said he was wearing it at night because he was grinding his teeth. 01:09:39.319 --> 01:09:43.722 But he chose to keep wearing the gun shield while he was doing an interview on that. 01:09:43.762 --> 01:09:46.744 Darren Brown would make David Blaine beat himself up. 01:09:46.864 --> 01:09:47.425 Definitely. 01:09:47.445 --> 01:09:48.065 Or kill himself. 01:09:48.205 --> 01:09:49.706 Brown could turn his brain in on himself. 01:09:49.787 --> 01:09:52.568 Brown could take Blaine in seconds. 01:09:52.949 --> 01:09:55.711 He would play a mind game that Blaine hadn't even thought about. 01:09:55.791 --> 01:09:59.293 Blaine would hold up his hand with an eye drawn on it in pencil. 01:09:59.813 --> 01:10:03.056 And Brown would say three words and Blaine would get to his knees and weep. 01:10:03.756 --> 01:10:04.437 It's true, isn't it? 01:10:04.477 --> 01:10:05.258 He flirts to his knee. 01:10:05.438 --> 01:10:09.682 What would happen with Deron Brown versus Paul McKenna? 01:10:09.903 --> 01:10:13.927 What if you cleared Regent Street and faced off Deron Brown versus Paul McKenna? 01:10:14.247 --> 01:10:16.569 Wow, can you imagine the sparks? 01:10:20.113 --> 01:10:22.515 They both stopped smoking and they'd sleep very well. 01:10:22.535 --> 01:10:24.196 That's for sure. 01:10:24.577 --> 01:10:25.117 Exactly. 01:10:25.678 --> 01:10:27.439 Wow, that's exciting prospect, man. 01:10:27.479 --> 01:10:28.120 The Mind Boggles. 01:10:28.160 --> 01:10:29.241 Let's have a free play. 01:10:29.261 --> 01:10:31.323 This is from Gorky Cygotic Monkey. 01:10:31.383 --> 01:10:33.164 They're a Welsh band who recently split. 01:10:33.204 --> 01:10:34.205 That's very sad, isn't it? 01:10:34.425 --> 01:10:35.426 Wasn't so recent, though. 01:10:35.466 --> 01:10:36.247 How recent was it? 01:10:36.487 --> 01:10:37.608 About over five years ago. 01:10:37.628 --> 01:10:38.429 It's a great shame. 01:10:39.550 --> 01:10:43.793 They've split into brilliant fragments, but here's their first album from... 01:10:45.587 --> 01:10:46.808 97, was it, Barofundal? 01:10:47.808 --> 01:10:51.191 This isn't their first album, though, I don't think, but it was around then. 01:10:51.231 --> 01:10:52.732 It was around 96, 97, yeah. 01:10:52.792 --> 01:10:53.813 This is called Better Rooms. 01:11:06.912 --> 01:11:09.875 Forky-psychotic monkey from their album Barofandal. 01:11:10.035 --> 01:11:11.396 They were ahead of their time, man. 01:11:11.416 --> 01:11:12.457 That's amazing, isn't it? 01:11:12.497 --> 01:11:13.358 Lovely recorders there. 01:11:13.378 --> 01:11:16.821 Even though they were heavily retro in a lot of ways, you know what I mean? 01:11:17.422 --> 01:11:26.411 Their notion about what people were enjoying listening to, the way they picked certain bits of retro, their psychedelic, folk-y stuff, is now so in fashion. 01:11:26.431 --> 01:11:26.991 True, isn't it? 01:11:27.071 --> 01:11:28.613 They were just too ahead of the curve. 01:11:28.853 --> 01:11:30.074 And that's over ten years old. 01:11:30.715 --> 01:11:31.916 That is way over ten years old. 01:11:32.116 --> 01:11:36.518 And when I said it was their first album, what I was trying to say was it was their first album that I bought. 01:11:36.658 --> 01:11:36.858 Right. 01:11:37.338 --> 01:11:39.579 It was actually their third released album. 01:11:39.900 --> 01:11:40.520 Yeah, I'm not sure. 01:11:40.560 --> 01:11:46.142 It's confusing, because the earliest one is called Patio, but it might be a compilation of their early stuff. 01:11:46.483 --> 01:11:50.104 They're all brilliant, those albums, by the way, listeners, if you're not familiar with Gorgis. 01:11:50.764 --> 01:11:52.865 And now it's time for a bit more of this business. 01:11:55.202 --> 01:11:56.003 Text-a-nation! 01:11:56.083 --> 01:11:56.424 Text! 01:11:56.784 --> 01:11:57.185 Text! 01:11:57.265 --> 01:11:57.986 Text-a-nation! 01:11:58.066 --> 01:11:59.047 What if I don't want to? 01:11:59.268 --> 01:12:00.009 Text-a-nation! 01:12:00.089 --> 01:12:01.090 But I'm using email! 01:12:01.290 --> 01:12:02.011 Is that a problem? 01:12:02.051 --> 01:12:02.572 It doesn't matter! 01:12:02.612 --> 01:12:02.872 Text! 01:12:05.171 --> 01:12:16.778 On Text the Nation, this week listeners were asking you to email or text in your juveniles, things that you wrote as a kid, books you tried to write plays, you tried to write screenplays maybe. 01:12:16.818 --> 01:12:19.840 We'd be really interested in sections from them. 01:12:20.360 --> 01:12:24.322 I'm interested to know the characters and the names and stuff like that that you came up with. 01:12:24.822 --> 01:12:26.603 I've hand-picked three emails here. 01:12:26.623 --> 01:12:27.064 Are you ready? 01:12:27.244 --> 01:12:28.124 Yeah. 01:12:28.144 --> 01:12:29.445 Here's one from Will Turland. 01:12:29.465 --> 01:12:33.808 He says, when I was about eight, I wrote a story called The Fifth Dimension. 01:12:34.668 --> 01:12:38.729 I was the main character, and all of my friends had supporting roles. 01:12:39.329 --> 01:12:48.792 The story revolved around a magic cupboard which would take us to the fifth dimension, a strange world full of blue mist, due to the fact that I'd drawn all of the pictures in blue pyro. 01:12:49.472 --> 01:12:53.413 When my mum pointed out that it had some similar ideas to a certain C.S. 01:12:53.453 --> 01:12:55.814 Lewis novel, I became very angry. 01:12:56.594 --> 01:13:01.376 I remember shouting at my mum that it was a cupboard, not a wardrobe, and that was completely different. 01:13:02.296 --> 01:13:06.519 I later wrote a story called Space Chronicles, which was basically Star Wars. 01:13:07.039 --> 01:13:09.081 I wrote myself in as Luke Skywalker. 01:13:09.681 --> 01:13:12.483 I guess plagiarism wasn't something I saw as a problem back then. 01:13:12.943 --> 01:13:14.765 Yeah, plagiarism's never a problem. 01:13:14.805 --> 01:13:16.806 It's what you do with someone else's ideas that counts. 01:13:17.006 --> 01:13:19.988 It's a way to learn, to copy something closely. 01:13:20.008 --> 01:13:20.929 That's right. 01:13:20.949 --> 01:13:22.490 It's a way to make learning fun, right? 01:13:22.890 --> 01:13:23.271 Yeah. 01:13:23.551 --> 01:13:23.791 Yes. 01:13:23.971 --> 01:13:24.211 Right. 01:13:24.512 --> 01:13:25.993 Here's one from Prue and Gas. 01:13:26.693 --> 01:13:30.058 They spell their name Prue with a, with a, you know, apostrophe and apostrophe. 01:13:30.118 --> 01:13:30.900 Prue and gas. 01:13:31.140 --> 01:13:31.801 Prue and gas. 01:13:32.222 --> 01:13:32.723 Hi, guys. 01:13:33.163 --> 01:13:34.205 Uh, this is from Lex. 01:13:35.376 --> 01:13:36.676 Why is it from Prue and Gaz then? 01:13:36.697 --> 01:13:38.377 This is the most confusing email I've ever read. 01:13:38.417 --> 01:13:40.478 Maybe he's using Prue and Gaz's... Maybe. 01:13:40.558 --> 01:13:42.219 Maybe he's burgled their house. 01:13:42.659 --> 01:13:43.799 He's using their computer. 01:13:44.119 --> 01:13:46.900 Hi guys, I used to write loads of stories when I was a kid. 01:13:47.180 --> 01:13:54.363 And of course I created actual books with cardboard covers made from old cereal boxes or the cardboard inserts that used to come in packets of pantyhose. 01:13:55.683 --> 01:13:55.923 Nice. 01:13:56.764 --> 01:13:59.585 And graphic renderings of my stories done on the front in crayon. 01:14:00.245 --> 01:14:03.248 The one I distinctly remember was a story about my visit to Mars. 01:14:03.388 --> 01:14:08.232 It wasn't really very interesting, because basically Mars was exactly like Earth, but everything had different names. 01:14:08.733 --> 01:14:20.143 I ran through various fruits and jungle animals, and then caught my rocket ship home, contributing absolutely nothing to the knowledge base of space travel, except that grapefruits were called brazilus. 01:14:20.623 --> 01:14:25.365 B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B- 01:14:37.569 --> 01:14:38.470 Let's not dwell on that. 01:14:38.490 --> 01:14:40.492 Here's one from Leon Trigg. 01:14:40.872 --> 01:14:46.417 He says, My childhood literary speciality was simply transcribing books in full, such as Day of the Triffids. 01:14:46.818 --> 01:14:51.802 But when I got to the age 11, I decided to progress onto creating what I considered to be my own original work. 01:14:52.162 --> 01:14:56.927 I created a magazine that looked at the life and career of Arnold Schwarzenegger to date. 01:14:57.507 --> 01:15:02.271 It included photocopied pictures and transcribed interviews from bodybuilding magazines. 01:15:03.372 --> 01:15:18.718 As always suspicious the highlight was the letter section which included questions I'd written to myself Such as dear Leon is it true your parents once met Arnold and I heard that muscle turns to fat when you stop exercising Leon will Arnold ever get fat 01:15:20.198 --> 01:15:22.600 My answers were thoroughly researched and respectful. 01:15:23.040 --> 01:15:26.743 Yes, they did indeed meet Arnold at Miss Olympia in New York. 01:15:27.863 --> 01:15:29.264 And don't be a prat. 01:15:29.585 --> 01:15:32.086 Muscle and fat are two completely different parts of the body. 01:15:32.867 --> 01:15:34.548 I made a killing with the publication. 01:15:34.688 --> 01:15:38.430 All 25 copies sold for 25p each at school. 01:15:38.450 --> 01:15:41.473 That's over six pounds to spend in the tuck shop. 01:15:41.533 --> 01:15:42.353 That's good, man. 01:15:42.573 --> 01:15:43.174 Very impressive. 01:15:43.194 --> 01:15:43.754 Isn't that good? 01:15:43.774 --> 01:15:45.075 I'd like to read that magazine. 01:15:45.195 --> 01:15:45.715 Absolutely. 01:15:46.016 --> 01:15:49.138 Well, listen, if you can send us a copy of any of these things, we'd be delighted. 01:15:49.158 --> 01:15:49.718 We'll come back to that. 01:15:49.798 --> 01:15:53.361 Yeah, where do people are the addresses would be on the website right six music website? 01:15:53.421 --> 01:16:18.200 Yeah, you know if you just write BBC remember like it gets to the BBC in Britain doesn't Adam and Joe big British castle See see if it gets to us actually that would be a good thing wouldn't it just to test the postal service Yeah, someone wrote to us just but Adam and Joe BBC brackets big British castle see That's all you're allowed to just for the price of a stamp right music time now before the news This is pixies with number 13 baby 01:16:23.919 --> 01:16:44.373 Got hair in a girl that blows to her bones in a cold... It's time for song wars, the war of the songs, a couple of tubes 01:16:56.660 --> 01:16:57.761 Song Wars time. 01:16:57.821 --> 01:16:58.782 Sorry about this, listeners. 01:16:59.222 --> 01:17:00.824 But, you know, that's the way you go. 01:17:00.904 --> 01:17:01.765 Some people like them. 01:17:01.865 --> 01:17:05.208 We have had one or two emails of people who actually like the songs. 01:17:06.049 --> 01:17:07.570 Mostly people who prefer yours. 01:17:07.990 --> 01:17:13.635 If you didn't tune in earlier in the show, listeners, this is officially the worst Song Wars ever. 01:17:14.116 --> 01:17:18.520 Not only in terms of the choice of subject, it was chosen without due thought or care. 01:17:19.480 --> 01:17:20.881 Or maybe we shouldn't blame the subject. 01:17:20.901 --> 01:17:22.421 I think maybe we... It was a good subject. 01:17:22.501 --> 01:17:23.841 We were both enthusiastic about it. 01:17:23.861 --> 01:17:25.202 We both thought, hey, that's a good idea. 01:17:25.242 --> 01:17:26.342 Write a new birthday song. 01:17:26.702 --> 01:17:35.084 You know, I was going to play you listeners the song from Look Around You, the popular BBC 2 show, who did a whole middle verse to Happy Birthday. 01:17:35.144 --> 01:17:35.324 Yeah. 01:17:35.505 --> 01:17:38.685 But we'll play that when we come back in a couple of weeks' time, maybe. 01:17:39.426 --> 01:17:42.446 Frankly, if we play it, it's going to make ours look even more rubbish. 01:17:42.566 --> 01:17:42.867 Right. 01:17:43.007 --> 01:17:44.287 Which we can't do. 01:17:44.967 --> 01:17:54.289 Usually what happens on song wars is maybe one of us will have had a busy week, but the other one will have been able to give over the necessary amount of time to create something decent and listenable. 01:17:54.969 --> 01:18:01.390 So, you know, even if one of us is total rubbish, the other one might be decent, but this week it's sort of head-to-head. 01:18:01.430 --> 01:18:03.911 Yeah, I think yours is a lot better than mine. 01:18:04.231 --> 01:18:04.931 Yours is funny. 01:18:05.031 --> 01:18:05.931 Mine isn't even funny. 01:18:05.991 --> 01:18:09.552 It's just winsome and just horrible, and I'm going to speak over it now. 01:18:09.692 --> 01:18:10.692 So, what? 01:18:11.292 --> 01:18:11.932 Winsome is good though. 01:18:11.972 --> 01:18:12.873 Let's just get mine out of the way. 01:18:12.893 --> 01:18:13.653 Just press play. 01:18:14.833 --> 01:18:15.314 Press play. 01:18:15.634 --> 01:18:19.015 And I'm gonna continue to talk over it. 01:18:19.555 --> 01:18:22.416 At this point in the song, I thought it was good. 01:18:22.516 --> 01:18:23.377 I like that rhyme. 01:18:23.717 --> 01:18:25.057 I was enjoying the harmonies. 01:18:25.117 --> 01:18:28.279 I thought it had a touch of, you know, beach boys about it. 01:18:28.299 --> 01:18:29.279 But you know what it reminds me of? 01:18:29.339 --> 01:18:31.260 This Paul McCartney wings. 01:18:31.360 --> 01:18:32.020 Yes, wings. 01:18:32.300 --> 01:18:33.501 Isn't that nothing bad with that? 01:18:33.521 --> 01:18:39.803 But then by this point, with the prezzies, I thought, well, that's naive and, you know, maybe some people will find it sweet. 01:18:40.544 --> 01:18:41.926 Uh, Melvin Bragg, are you Melvin Bragg? 01:18:41.946 --> 01:18:42.466 I am, though. 01:18:42.487 --> 01:18:43.808 And you're asking me about this song. 01:18:44.169 --> 01:18:44.329 Yes. 01:18:44.710 --> 01:18:46.052 What were you thinking about here, Joe? 01:18:46.472 --> 01:18:50.278 Well, I've got to start this interview, Melvin, by saying that The South Bank Show really has hit new lows. 01:18:51.079 --> 01:18:51.259 What? 01:18:53.222 --> 01:18:54.504 Just because we did a thing about... 01:18:56.985 --> 01:18:58.405 No, because you're doing a thing about this. 01:18:58.645 --> 01:18:59.005 Oh, right. 01:18:59.025 --> 01:18:59.445 Sorry. 01:18:59.825 --> 01:19:01.766 I quite like this bit, Melvin. 01:19:02.366 --> 01:19:05.867 You know, because on your special day you can act like a kind of mad tyrant. 01:19:06.488 --> 01:19:08.168 And I do, because no one can argue with you. 01:19:08.328 --> 01:19:09.989 This bit's horrible. 01:19:10.129 --> 01:19:11.989 I really loathe this lyric. 01:19:12.490 --> 01:19:13.650 It makes me hate myself. 01:19:13.710 --> 01:19:14.410 Let's have a listen. 01:19:14.970 --> 01:19:15.751 No, let's not. 01:19:16.071 --> 01:19:17.531 Blah, blah, blah, blah. 01:19:17.571 --> 01:19:18.412 No, that's awful. 01:19:18.512 --> 01:19:22.553 Why do you say, why do you say, why do you say, pass the parcel there? 01:19:25.094 --> 01:19:27.235 Hey, that was a sound effect I put in. 01:19:27.275 --> 01:19:28.215 What was the question, Melvin? 01:19:28.576 --> 01:19:32.357 Why do you choose to say pass the parcel instead of pass the parcel? 01:19:32.757 --> 01:19:33.738 Pass the parcel. 01:19:34.298 --> 01:19:36.319 It's just a part of my genius novel. 01:19:36.879 --> 01:19:39.780 What is a parcel? 01:19:39.981 --> 01:19:41.001 Oh yeah, that's a good one. 01:19:41.041 --> 01:19:42.001 The last lyric's alright. 01:19:42.262 --> 01:19:44.503 Joe, can I sing happy birthday to you? 01:19:44.663 --> 01:19:45.843 Were you disappointed at all? 01:19:45.983 --> 01:19:46.944 Was there an element? 01:19:49.208 --> 01:19:49.829 Oh God. 01:19:50.389 --> 01:19:51.891 Let's never hear that ever again. 01:19:51.951 --> 01:19:54.173 To what extent were you being ironic with this song, Joe? 01:19:54.973 --> 01:19:55.454 Completely. 01:19:55.594 --> 01:19:56.675 Whatever you want, whatever you want. 01:19:57.255 --> 01:20:02.100 And because your previous effort was Dr. Saxey, which was extraordinary and I wonder over a lot of it. 01:20:02.120 --> 01:20:04.702 Listen, it's the kind of cross between Melvin Bragg and Lauren Laverne. 01:20:06.098 --> 01:20:11.061 I've come across a lot of people the week before, but this effort seems to be strange. 01:20:11.081 --> 01:20:13.242 Were you going through some kind of crisis when you wrote this? 01:20:13.282 --> 01:20:13.962 Yes, I was. 01:20:14.942 --> 01:20:24.487 I was going through a drugs and alcohol-induced crisis of one of my friends that had taken it some. 01:20:24.527 --> 01:20:26.088 I was having to help him through a tricky patch. 01:20:27.008 --> 01:20:27.969 That's amazing, man. 01:20:28.409 --> 01:20:29.310 Well, okay, now listen. 01:20:29.330 --> 01:20:30.170 Yeah, it is amazing. 01:20:30.450 --> 01:20:31.130 Here's my one. 01:20:35.213 --> 01:20:36.334 You're going to talk through this one? 01:20:36.394 --> 01:20:36.995 Yeah. 01:20:39.297 --> 01:20:42.800 That was the last thing I did was put that toot horn on the end there. 01:20:43.160 --> 01:20:47.364 I thought, well, if I put a sound effect on this, I'll raise up the game a little bit, you know? 01:20:47.564 --> 01:20:47.745 Yeah. 01:20:48.145 --> 01:20:55.632 Otherwise, the backing track, this is a trick that I've used only once before for my other worst song, War Song, which was the one about the Loch Ness Monster. 01:20:56.352 --> 01:21:00.436 I used the... I used to think... I like that song, You're Mad! 01:21:00.556 --> 01:21:00.776 Really? 01:21:01.577 --> 01:21:03.999 Can I be Makita Oliver interviewing you? 01:21:04.099 --> 01:21:04.340 Okay. 01:21:04.800 --> 01:21:05.421 Is that her name? 01:21:05.761 --> 01:21:06.902 Yeah, Makita Oliver. 01:21:07.022 --> 01:21:07.783 How good is this? 01:21:09.544 --> 01:21:10.525 Thanks very much, Makita. 01:21:11.206 --> 01:21:14.829 Is it true, Makita, that you're a little bit terse and grumpy in real life? 01:21:15.129 --> 01:21:16.471 Wow, how great is this? 01:21:17.692 --> 01:21:18.372 You're very attractive. 01:21:18.412 --> 01:21:19.313 I'm loving this. 01:21:19.453 --> 01:21:19.793 Yes. 01:21:19.913 --> 01:21:20.454 Thank you very much. 01:21:21.315 --> 01:21:27.820 So I used a cue chord for this Also known as an omni chord and it's an amazing bit of kit. 01:21:28.180 --> 01:21:28.781 Can I say that? 01:21:28.861 --> 01:21:41.251 Yes that you can get in a music shop and it's it's basically it changes the chord when you just have to hit a button it'll change the whole chord of any song pattern that you're playing and it's got like it's got various song patterns loaded and 01:21:41.631 --> 01:21:42.832 So it really is the ultimate. 01:21:42.893 --> 01:21:44.294 Brian Eno is very fond of me. 01:21:44.354 --> 01:21:44.835 Really? 01:21:45.255 --> 01:21:47.137 I'm one of the many similarities you have with him. 01:21:47.317 --> 01:21:49.900 Yeah, but he doesn't use it quite so witlessly as I do. 01:21:50.060 --> 01:21:50.340 Right. 01:21:50.500 --> 01:21:53.043 I let it run and then just randomly press different chords. 01:21:53.063 --> 01:21:53.964 Yeah, I like this bit. 01:21:53.984 --> 01:21:55.265 So is this a bit about dying? 01:21:55.325 --> 01:21:57.408 Yeah, this is when I'm going up to E and B. 01:22:00.512 --> 01:22:04.099 Wow, this is like that show where they are going to modulate again now in a second. 01:22:04.139 --> 01:22:08.487 What's that show where they get the master tracks of something and then get the producer to talk you through it? 01:22:08.688 --> 01:22:09.349 Classic albums. 01:22:09.590 --> 01:22:10.451 It's like one of those. 01:22:10.471 --> 01:22:11.453 I love those shows. 01:22:12.832 --> 01:22:41.101 nearly finished there you go so that was my birthday time yours is good i think yours deserves to win send your votes in either adam or joe to adamandjo.6musicatbbc.co.uk but if you can't be bothered then that's fine we're not going to get upset there's nothing really at stake this week we're just pleased that it's out of the way yeah it would have been an option just not to play them again we should have spoke to each other in the week and just called the whole thing off i did think about it you should have man in future i'm always happy to call it off 01:22:41.761 --> 01:22:43.923 Well, we might have made one person happy, who knows? 01:22:43.943 --> 01:22:47.405 And if that's happened, it makes up for all the people we've made angry. 01:22:47.465 --> 01:22:48.466 Probably Private Ryan. 01:22:48.846 --> 01:22:55.090 Now, here's Vampire Weekend with their superb song, Oxford Comma, with the swearing removed. 01:23:12.605 --> 01:23:13.345 That's good, isn't it? 01:23:13.625 --> 01:23:15.546 I mean, you can't go... That's a classic single, right? 01:23:15.626 --> 01:23:16.066 Is it out? 01:23:16.086 --> 01:23:17.066 Uh, yeah. 01:23:17.246 --> 01:23:18.146 This must be on the album. 01:23:18.406 --> 01:23:21.287 Must be, um... And the album's out, riding high on the charts. 01:23:21.307 --> 01:23:24.948 Yeah, but I'm wondering if it's out as a single and how it's performing in the charts. 01:23:24.988 --> 01:23:26.108 I've got... Do you know what number one is? 01:23:26.168 --> 01:23:26.908 Singles anymore. 01:23:27.569 --> 01:23:31.529 Uh, number one... If the Ting Tings are at two, Madonna's at three. 01:23:31.629 --> 01:23:32.690 I'm not sure who's at number one. 01:23:32.710 --> 01:23:33.970 This is on the iTunes charts. 01:23:34.450 --> 01:23:35.510 Who would be at number one? 01:23:35.570 --> 01:23:37.451 Probably Rihanna or something like that. 01:23:37.471 --> 01:23:40.011 The iTunes chart's not the same as the national chart, though, right? 01:23:40.031 --> 01:23:41.952 That's the only one I personally pay attention to, though. 01:23:42.932 --> 01:23:45.573 I've got absolutely no clue what's at number one. 01:23:45.613 --> 01:23:50.895 It's probably my doggo and timble cake in the show Do you see her at the radio one big weekend banana? 01:23:51.175 --> 01:23:51.535 Yeah? 01:23:51.976 --> 01:24:08.982 No, that's everyone else on the every radio station the world must have talked about her so-called guitar playing So embarrassing she was doing some awful song about Guy Ritchie going to America and it had the most uninspiring video projections behind her just of close-ups of package tags and 01:24:09.102 --> 01:24:09.703 Oh, come on. 01:24:25.163 --> 01:24:26.324 I'm a feminist icon. 01:24:26.384 --> 01:24:31.748 Especially when she's got the actual guy who really is playing the guitar, just standing clearly visible to her left. 01:24:31.989 --> 01:24:34.511 Well, it's just a kind of showbiz flourish, isn't it? 01:24:34.631 --> 01:24:35.552 No, but she wasn't. 01:24:35.632 --> 01:24:42.777 If there'd been strings on that guitar, or if her hands had come in contact with the strings, that the noise would have been utterly ridiculous. 01:24:42.797 --> 01:24:44.499 I think she can play guitar, though, Manana. 01:24:44.519 --> 01:24:47.201 But she famously did some live at one of her concerts, didn't she? 01:24:47.241 --> 01:24:49.343 But she seems to have... she doesn't bother anymore. 01:24:49.583 --> 01:24:51.945 She's not bothering, she's concentrating on the calf muscles. 01:24:52.785 --> 01:24:54.467 Yeah, it's time to wrap up Texanation. 01:24:57.808 --> 01:24:59.309 What if I don't want to? 01:24:59.329 --> 01:24:59.850 Is that a problem? 01:25:06.863 --> 01:25:15.227 Yes, so we've been asking you about things you authored as a young child, books, plays, film scripts that you wrote when you were, say, like under 13. 01:25:15.907 --> 01:25:19.168 We've had a lot of responses to this, so I haven't been able to read them all. 01:25:19.208 --> 01:25:20.729 I'm sorry about that if I didn't read yours. 01:25:21.129 --> 01:25:22.890 But here's a good one from Matt from Old Trafford. 01:25:22.910 --> 01:25:27.992 When we were teenagers, my friend Trev drew a cartoon called The Adventures of Champa Hadley. 01:25:28.412 --> 01:25:31.114 His catchphrases included, Astronomy Udah! 01:25:32.554 --> 01:25:38.637 And mine are also satchel rands Wow it also featured a badger in a gas mask. 01:25:38.677 --> 01:25:47.920 I've never forgotten it on astronomy udah There's a whole film emerging here 01:25:51.087 --> 01:25:55.489 Hi Adam and Jo, I was a vile little poet as a child, says Natasha in tooting. 01:25:55.910 --> 01:26:01.373 I would deliberately leave my works around the house so that my mum's visitors would read them and praise them. 01:26:01.933 --> 01:26:05.795 I also clocked that I'd seem cleverer by not using rhyme. 01:26:06.275 --> 01:26:10.938 My poetry career peaked at 11 with the publication in the school magazine of my two greatest works. 01:26:10.998 --> 01:26:14.020 These were The Nihilistic After the Holocaust. 01:26:14.040 --> 01:26:14.880 Oh brilliant. 01:26:15.000 --> 01:26:17.942 Whose opening line was Desolation, despair. 01:26:18.662 --> 01:26:35.556 and the inadvertently erotic climax of the night a description of fireworks night that's good i bet they were greatness i bet they were good uh shell says i won't compare this won't compare to steven 01:26:36.417 --> 01:26:40.120 But my only mature contribution to the world of theatre was Grease 3. 01:26:40.940 --> 01:26:44.343 I wrote it with my friend Emma and we put it on at our youth club. 01:26:44.583 --> 01:26:50.006 I played the lead role of the good girl who is led astray by the cool girls and tries smoking. 01:26:50.487 --> 01:26:57.732 We even made fake cigarettes by putting talcum powder in cotton wool, wrapping it up in a tube when you blew in one end the talcum powder puffed out the other to look like smoke. 01:26:57.772 --> 01:26:58.272 Very good. 01:26:58.652 --> 01:27:05.317 I don't remember much about it now, although I do know that some parents of the other cast members made a video, so there may be proof of it still. 01:27:05.717 --> 01:27:09.783 The song by the main character brackets, me, was sung to the theme music of Grange Hill. 01:27:10.264 --> 01:27:12.066 Not the old music, the new mid-90s one. 01:27:12.086 --> 01:27:22.021 Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da 01:27:22.261 --> 01:27:27.222 I wish I was tough, I wish I was tougher Then I'd be cool to hang out with the cool kids I wanna smoke fags til I cuz I look- Was it like that? 01:27:27.242 --> 01:27:27.942 I don't know, was it like that? 01:27:27.982 --> 01:27:28.182 Shell. 01:27:28.262 --> 01:27:28.903 Is that Hannah? 01:27:28.923 --> 01:27:29.363 Her name was Shell. 01:27:29.403 --> 01:27:43.706 Shell, Shell, Shell, Shell, Shell, Shell, Shell, Shell, Shell, Shell, Shell, Shell, Shell, Shell, Shell, Shell, Shell, Shell, Shell, Shell, Shell, Shell, Shell, Shell, Shell, Shell, Shell, Shell, Shell, Shell, Shell, Shell, Shell, Shell, Shell, Shell, Shell, Shell, Shell, Shell, Shell, Shell, Shell, Shell, Shell, Shell, Shell, Shell, Shell, Shell, Shell, Shell, Shell, Shell, Shell, Shell, Shell, Shell, Shell, Shell, Shell, Shell, Shell, Shell, Shell, Shell, Shell, Shell, Shell, Shell, Shell, Shell, Shell, Shell, Shell, Shell, Shell, Shell, Shell, Shell, Shell, Shell 01:27:43.846 --> 01:27:44.186 Yeah, go on. 01:27:44.286 --> 01:27:44.566 Yeah? 01:27:46.027 --> 01:27:47.728 Uh... Okay, here's a depressing one. 01:27:47.928 --> 01:27:52.689 When I was 12, I wrote a punk song called I Don't Wanna Be Taken Away brackets by the men in white coats. 01:27:53.170 --> 01:27:54.910 Rather prescient, I was sectioned at 28. 01:27:55.030 --> 01:27:56.611 Oh, man. 01:27:56.711 --> 01:27:57.031 P.S. 01:27:57.071 --> 01:27:58.432 They don't wear white coats anymore. 01:27:59.872 --> 01:28:01.573 That's an anonymous text. 01:28:01.593 --> 01:28:03.174 It's fine to read that out. 01:28:03.234 --> 01:28:07.417 Mental illness is a thing that happens in people's lives and people get over it as well. 01:28:08.057 --> 01:28:08.377 Jude? 01:28:08.397 --> 01:28:11.679 All right. 01:28:11.699 --> 01:28:16.182 I don't think that's how I meant it, Jude. 01:28:16.382 --> 01:28:17.903 That's not right to say that. 01:28:18.884 --> 01:28:19.684 Jude, you're fine. 01:28:21.025 --> 01:28:24.827 So there we go, thanks very much for all your texts and emails on that subject. 01:28:25.087 --> 01:28:38.593 If you've got something that you've, if you've been, if this has inspired you to look through boxes and dig something out, then please scan it in or copy some stuff across, and when we come back, we're away for two weeks, but when we come back, we might read some of our listeners' greats early. 01:28:39.193 --> 01:28:44.095 When we come back, Mike Reed will be live in the studio reading some of your jubinilla, possibly. 01:28:44.355 --> 01:28:45.236 Wow. 01:28:45.276 --> 01:28:46.876 We don't know who's going to fill in for us, do we? 01:28:46.996 --> 01:28:48.277 We don't, it could be anybody. 01:28:48.337 --> 01:28:49.097 It's exciting. 01:28:49.357 --> 01:28:50.378 Imagine if it was out in deck. 01:28:50.658 --> 01:28:50.958 Imagine. 01:28:50.978 --> 01:28:52.039 They wouldn't be allowed there, would they? 01:28:52.079 --> 01:28:52.679 No, that'd be bad. 01:28:52.699 --> 01:28:54.040 The most evil men in the world. 01:28:54.060 --> 01:28:55.621 They're Britain's most wanted men. 01:28:55.662 --> 01:28:56.862 Which one do you think is more evil? 01:28:57.343 --> 01:28:58.423 Uh, the evil-looking one. 01:28:58.543 --> 01:28:58.704 And? 01:28:59.084 --> 01:28:59.364 Yes. 01:29:01.325 --> 01:29:02.566 He's the one that schemes it all. 01:29:02.606 --> 01:29:03.987 The other one's too weak to resist. 01:29:04.187 --> 01:29:05.989 That's what's going on in his high forehead. 01:29:06.489 --> 01:29:06.749 Evil. 01:29:07.430 --> 01:29:08.871 You're evil. 01:29:08.911 --> 01:29:10.792 Evil, thinking of new ways to rip people off. 01:29:11.272 --> 01:29:12.233 That's what he's always thinking. 01:29:12.253 --> 01:29:12.653 Such a shame. 01:29:13.374 --> 01:29:17.317 I'm joking, I love Antony Deck and I think it's such a shame that they're good names. 01:29:17.337 --> 01:29:17.838 They're evil. 01:29:17.958 --> 01:29:18.978 It's not their fault. 01:29:18.998 --> 01:29:20.440 It's Robbie Williams' fault. 01:29:21.260 --> 01:29:22.261 Now, is this my track? 01:29:23.202 --> 01:29:23.302 Oh! 01:29:23.382 --> 01:29:23.983 Holger Chu-Kai? 01:29:24.003 --> 01:29:24.083 Yes. 01:29:24.863 --> 01:29:27.545 Now, can we have a consensus about how you pronounce this guy's name? 01:29:27.846 --> 01:29:30.248 Holger C-Z-U-K-A-Y. 01:29:30.508 --> 01:29:31.529 I would say Chu-Kai. 01:29:32.680 --> 01:29:33.260 I'll agree with you. 01:29:33.320 --> 01:29:33.900 Zouquet? 01:29:34.340 --> 01:29:34.901 I'm not sure. 01:29:35.041 --> 01:29:46.303 Anyway, he's one of the founder members of Can, of course, and this is from one of his solo albums, all of which are extraordinary and odd, and this is another kind of slightly holiday-ish song. 01:29:46.343 --> 01:29:48.504 It's called Cool in the Pool. 01:29:48.764 --> 01:29:49.444 It's very odd. 01:29:49.684 --> 01:29:50.164 Check this out. 01:30:10.108 --> 01:30:12.569 Spart, or let us get trapped. 01:30:16.310 --> 01:30:17.470 On to dancing. 01:30:18.911 --> 01:30:19.451 Spart. 01:30:19.851 --> 01:30:25.893 That's Cool in the Pool by Holger Zukay. 01:30:26.373 --> 01:30:27.873 Not sure exactly how you pronounce his name. 01:30:28.113 --> 01:30:31.694 And don't forget listeners that Adam, you're a proper holiday, right? 01:30:31.734 --> 01:30:32.495 A proper holiday. 01:30:32.515 --> 01:30:33.335 You're very lucky. 01:30:33.415 --> 01:30:33.875 Thanks very much. 01:30:34.475 --> 01:30:40.697 So we're away for a couple of weekends, someone mysterious will be filling in, but we'll be back in three weekends' time. 01:30:41.237 --> 01:30:48.300 And we've got to say thank you to Leon Trigg, who if you were listening earlier emailed in about his homemade Schwarzenegger tribute magazine. 01:30:48.740 --> 01:30:54.742 He scanned the whole thing in and sent it to us, and we haven't laughed so hard in the studio for a good while. 01:30:55.802 --> 01:31:00.266 It's quite the funniest thing I've ever seen in terms of self-published mags. 01:31:00.606 --> 01:31:02.808 And we're going to try and put that up, Leon, with your permission. 01:31:02.848 --> 01:31:07.392 We're going to try and put it up on our 6 Music website so other people can share the joy. 01:31:07.592 --> 01:31:09.794 Yeah, so if you could email us, just let us know if that's all right. 01:31:10.014 --> 01:31:12.076 Yeah, it's absolutely extraordinary. 01:31:12.096 --> 01:31:15.779 We had some great stuff sent through, so thank you so much for all your emails and texts as usual. 01:31:15.819 --> 01:31:18.702 You know, we're spoiled by your efforts. 01:31:19.322 --> 01:31:20.483 and we really appreciate them. 01:31:21.004 --> 01:31:22.125 We'll be back in a couple of weeks. 01:31:22.525 --> 01:31:23.166 Thanks for listening. 01:31:23.186 --> 01:31:26.089 Liz Kershaw is coming up and have a great couple of weeks. 01:31:26.249 --> 01:31:26.669 Love you, bye. 01:31:26.850 --> 01:31:27.030 Bye.