WEBVTT 00:19.022 --> 00:20.303 I love you go from Mars. 00:20.503 --> 00:21.684 You're so attractive. 00:21.724 --> 00:28.230 You've got four breasts and the big green hair and you do leave space-aged residue in the bed. 00:28.310 --> 00:29.631 But apart from that, I love you. 00:30.252 --> 00:31.633 Imagine the tentacles though. 00:32.053 --> 00:33.174 That's what I've been imagining. 00:33.234 --> 00:34.295 That's why I'm so tired. 00:34.996 --> 00:37.478 And she could cook that much faster. 00:37.918 --> 00:38.339 Could she? 00:38.379 --> 00:40.320 But she might not know earth recipes. 00:41.161 --> 00:43.366 No, but she'd come up with new types of things. 00:51.546 --> 00:52.967 She used a new type of oil. 00:53.027 --> 00:53.648 That wasn't her. 00:53.848 --> 00:54.208 Was it not? 00:54.248 --> 00:54.708 Who was that? 00:55.289 --> 00:55.729 I don't know. 00:55.789 --> 00:56.730 Some other bloke. 00:57.210 --> 00:58.511 Just a bloke from Mars. 00:58.531 --> 00:59.031 Just a bloke. 00:59.232 --> 01:00.733 No, just from a penge. 01:01.133 --> 01:01.653 From penge. 01:01.673 --> 01:02.674 A bloke from penge. 01:02.694 --> 01:04.035 That was the follow-up single, I think. 01:04.215 --> 01:05.376 I love you bloke from penge. 01:05.416 --> 01:08.098 That was Ash, by the way, listeners with Girl From Mars. 01:08.178 --> 01:10.819 And this is Adam and Jo here on BBC Six Music. 01:11.380 --> 01:11.820 Good morning. 01:11.840 --> 01:14.182 Let's open the show with a weather report from Adam Buxton. 01:14.782 --> 01:14.822 us. 01:30.265 --> 01:33.286 time and our friend Mark kept on saying don't worry it's gonna burn off. 01:33.446 --> 01:41.529 Well we got obsessed and I don't know listeners whether you've ever done this on a cloudy day with occasional patches of sunshine we got obsessed with chasing the sunshine. 01:41.609 --> 01:41.829 Yeah. 01:42.129 --> 01:50.252 So we actually tried to drive and and race the clouds and then when we got ahead of the clouds we'd stop jump out of the car and sunbathe momentarily on the bonnet. 01:50.272 --> 01:52.253 It would be an emergency sunbathing session. 01:52.633 --> 01:55.094 Then as soon as the clouds passed over again we'd jump back 01:55.194 --> 02:14.905 in the car and accelerate ahead to try and catch the sunspot again it wasn't that successful a holiday sun-wise but it's gonna be a scorcher this weekend so they say right everybody says that yeah everyone does and it's gonna be a scorching show as well that's not necessarily true but it just made sense yeah to link it like that we've got all sorts of records coming up music you know you remember music 02:15.245 --> 02:17.888 And we're going to resolve the thing. 02:18.008 --> 02:18.929 Song Wars as well. 02:18.949 --> 02:24.794 Song Wars will be resolved, plus there's going to be a text donation and all sorts of exciting words. 02:25.054 --> 02:27.256 We've kind of reinvented the wheel, haven't we? 02:27.857 --> 02:28.618 Radio-wise. 02:29.258 --> 02:29.578 Have we? 02:29.779 --> 02:29.979 Yeah. 02:30.259 --> 02:34.962 I mean, with all these things that we've got, these features, no one else really does that, do they? 02:35.322 --> 02:36.683 It's unlike any other show on the radio. 02:36.723 --> 02:37.884 It's unlike any other show on the radio. 02:37.924 --> 02:42.067 Even though it appears to look exactly the same, outwardly resembles everything else. 02:42.747 --> 02:45.489 Inside it's completely new, but let's crack on with the music. 02:45.849 --> 02:47.731 See, that would be a good description of this next band. 02:48.291 --> 02:48.531 What? 02:48.671 --> 02:48.952 Hot chip. 02:48.972 --> 02:50.353 Crack, on crack, crack on. 02:50.473 --> 02:51.213 Hot chip, what? 02:51.293 --> 02:51.874 Yeah. 02:51.894 --> 02:57.317 Completely new on the outside, but inside, you know, containing many retro parts. 02:57.438 --> 03:01.240 That's true, and these guys are playing at all tomorrow's parties in Canva Sands. 03:01.300 --> 03:03.342 Tomorrow, I kind of wish I was going to that. 03:03.482 --> 03:04.743 They're so hot right now. 03:04.823 --> 03:06.444 This is hot chip with one pure thought. 03:07.947 --> 03:09.730 That's hot shit with one pure thought. 03:09.830 --> 03:14.958 It sounds like the song of a man to me who's worried that his brain is basically a sewer. 03:15.498 --> 03:16.700 It's a very light song. 03:17.181 --> 03:20.746 Yeah, but that's to disguise the fact that the subject matter is very dark. 03:20.846 --> 03:21.027 Is it? 03:21.127 --> 03:23.571 He's troubled because of the filth in his mind. 03:24.111 --> 03:28.776 And he's looking for just one pure thought to redeem him, you know what I'm saying? 03:29.136 --> 03:39.145 Because almost everything he thinks when he's watching the telly, he's distracted, he's thinking about doing dirty things to all the people in the soaps and Alan Sugar and all that kind of stuff. 03:39.165 --> 03:40.266 Does he thinks that Alan Sugar? 03:40.667 --> 03:40.927 Yeah. 03:41.067 --> 03:41.408 Really? 03:42.068 --> 03:43.930 You know, because he's attractive Alan Sugar. 03:44.130 --> 03:46.032 He's like a nookie the bear. 03:46.232 --> 03:47.613 He's got sexy wrinkles. 03:48.033 --> 03:49.073 He does, doesn't he? 03:49.393 --> 03:51.394 And he's powerful as well, and people love power. 03:51.414 --> 03:53.315 You know, they're attracted to power. 03:53.375 --> 03:53.955 He's angry. 03:54.215 --> 03:55.116 People like anger. 03:55.476 --> 03:57.297 Did you watch The Apprentice this week? 03:57.817 --> 03:58.057 Me? 03:58.177 --> 03:58.337 Yeah. 03:58.357 --> 03:58.977 Of course I did. 03:59.077 --> 04:00.078 We should talk about it later on. 04:00.098 --> 04:06.961 I mean, I'm sure everyone has, because it's kind of a classic of all time, but we should talk about it later on. 04:07.641 --> 04:11.964 But talking of dirty thoughts, we're gonna be revealing the winner of Song Wars very soon. 04:12.004 --> 04:14.687 Song Wars last week was a sexy episode. 04:14.987 --> 04:17.108 A sex episode, as they say. 04:17.128 --> 04:18.730 I tried to shorten that, it didn't really work. 04:18.750 --> 04:19.270 Sexy soda. 04:19.830 --> 04:20.191 Thank you. 04:20.251 --> 04:20.911 Sexy soda. 04:21.452 --> 04:23.013 And so that's coming up. 04:23.033 --> 04:23.673 That's exciting. 04:23.713 --> 04:25.074 It was erotic songs. 04:25.435 --> 04:28.377 Erotic songs that were suitable for broadcast on a Saturday morning show. 04:28.817 --> 04:29.037 Yeah. 04:29.658 --> 04:31.759 And yours was genuinely erotic. 04:32.120 --> 04:33.321 There was something... Did you think so? 04:33.361 --> 04:34.381 Yeah, Dr. Sexy. 04:35.302 --> 04:37.464 Baroticism is in the ear of the listener. 04:37.524 --> 04:45.189 As you correctly pointed out, you know, doctors, nurses, the whole world of hospitals does have a license to pro... to pro. 04:45.590 --> 04:46.270 Exactly. 04:46.570 --> 04:48.091 They're like aliens in that respect. 04:48.472 --> 04:49.752 Aliens have a license to pro. 04:49.793 --> 04:50.073 Hmm. 04:50.573 --> 04:51.834 Yeah, no one complains about it. 04:51.854 --> 04:52.635 No one can complain. 04:52.715 --> 04:53.315 People like it. 04:53.515 --> 04:54.036 People do. 04:54.096 --> 04:55.597 They go on programmes and talk about it. 04:55.717 --> 04:56.878 Pro... what? 04:56.978 --> 04:57.498 No, carry on. 04:57.658 --> 04:58.038 Keep talking. 04:58.899 --> 05:03.843 So, yeah, speaking of which, one of my favourite band names is Dave Grohl's heavy metal offshoot, Probot. 05:04.423 --> 05:05.224 That is a good name. 05:05.664 --> 05:09.167 My Scrabble name... Who has Scrabble names? 05:09.207 --> 05:10.268 I'm not even going to explain that. 05:10.708 --> 05:12.649 But my online name as well is Jobot. 05:12.709 --> 05:13.290 Jobot. 05:13.330 --> 05:13.610 Yeah. 05:13.850 --> 05:14.131 Yeah. 05:14.451 --> 05:15.332 You are like Jobot. 05:15.352 --> 05:16.793 Does that make me a bit like Dave Grohl? 05:17.013 --> 05:17.633 A little bit. 05:18.114 --> 05:18.654 A little bit. 05:19.415 --> 05:23.218 So listen, after this next track, I think we're going to resolve Song Wars. 05:23.258 --> 05:24.879 And I've got a pretty good idea who's going to win. 05:24.899 --> 05:25.980 I'm not that confident this week. 05:26.000 --> 05:27.701 I think it's going to be closer than you think. 05:27.921 --> 05:28.181 You reckon? 05:28.201 --> 05:28.362 Yeah. 05:28.962 --> 05:30.163 Well, we'll find out after this track. 05:30.183 --> 05:32.864 This is the first of my free picks for you listeners. 05:33.304 --> 05:36.286 This is... This is the beginning of the track, right? 05:36.446 --> 05:40.908 This is Shaky Hands. 05:41.008 --> 05:45.411 They're from Portland, Oregon, and this is a track called Wales Sing. 05:45.631 --> 05:46.391 Hope you enjoy it. 05:47.572 --> 05:47.872 I do. 05:48.072 --> 05:49.513 I'll tell you whether I do. 05:52.254 --> 05:53.075 Start Shaky Hands. 05:53.095 --> 05:53.575 Start now. 05:54.075 --> 05:54.916 Start playing now. 06:07.768 --> 06:09.949 Yes, it's time to reveal the winner of Song Wars. 06:10.009 --> 06:12.190 It was an erotic Song Wars last week. 06:12.290 --> 06:19.372 Adam and I both attempted to write songs that would be at once verbally clean but also get people a little bit hot under their collar. 06:19.833 --> 06:22.794 And I would say confidently that I failed to do that. 06:22.814 --> 06:23.454 I disagree. 06:23.654 --> 06:28.176 Your song, I'm just flicking through some of the emails we've got here. 06:28.196 --> 06:30.977 I'm a bit lazy and thick so I haven't really prepared them. 06:31.357 --> 06:32.758 Hey, I'm a bit lazy and think as well. 06:32.778 --> 06:32.978 Really? 06:32.998 --> 06:34.119 We should do a show together. 06:34.139 --> 06:34.959 That's a good idea. 06:35.039 --> 06:36.840 You could be lazy and I could be thick. 06:37.420 --> 06:39.741 And we could rotate every now and then to keep things fresh. 06:39.942 --> 06:41.582 I'd rather be thick if it's alright with me. 06:42.303 --> 06:42.563 Okay. 06:42.983 --> 06:43.844 Alright, we can do that. 06:43.864 --> 06:44.244 Thanks. 06:44.284 --> 06:45.584 But you've got a lot of fun. 06:45.705 --> 06:50.607 For instance, here's one from Phil Davies, who says, I vote Adam's dirty robots. 06:51.007 --> 06:55.530 Joe's, inverted commas, sexy singing style, just didn't tingle my twang. 06:56.810 --> 06:58.051 Well, you need your twang tingled. 06:58.231 --> 06:59.632 You've got to have the triangle. 06:59.692 --> 07:00.793 Otherwise there's no sexiness. 07:00.813 --> 07:02.695 Here's another one from Martin Koot. 07:03.075 --> 07:05.357 He says, for geek points, I think Adam wins. 07:05.737 --> 07:06.558 Dirty robots. 07:06.978 --> 07:10.561 In fact, it's not far off a Beck track from Midnight Vultures. 07:10.621 --> 07:11.422 Can't remember the name. 07:12.563 --> 07:16.526 I think I decided you'd won when you made me feel all scuzzy. 07:16.626 --> 07:16.966 Scuzzy. 07:17.466 --> 07:18.387 Oh yeah, thanks very much. 07:18.407 --> 07:19.008 That's a good lyric. 07:19.668 --> 07:24.891 However, Raymond from Wandsworth says, I think Joe's song is clearly the winner today. 07:25.231 --> 07:27.192 It's the filthy bass line that did it for me. 07:27.633 --> 07:30.274 Plus, I think Joe's generally the more smutty of the two. 07:30.835 --> 07:33.376 So he's generally more qualified in this particular area. 07:33.716 --> 07:34.537 Unlucky, Bucky. 07:36.498 --> 07:40.960 Thanks to everyone who writes into us, you know I love getting emails. 07:41.621 --> 07:43.322 Do you remember when you were a child? 07:44.002 --> 07:46.765 And getting a letter was the most exciting thing in the world. 07:46.785 --> 07:47.046 Yes. 07:47.466 --> 07:52.592 You'd send off for any kind of free thing, anything that came through the door addressed to you. 07:53.473 --> 07:55.756 I'd be jealous of Bill's, my dad got. 07:55.956 --> 07:57.057 Any bit of communication. 07:57.237 --> 07:59.940 Yeah, I'd be jealous of anything that anyone was posted. 08:00.101 --> 08:04.205 Now, on a Saturday morning, it's one of the things that helps me get out of bed and get into the studio. 08:04.265 --> 08:04.646 Can't wait. 08:05.486 --> 08:08.329 Are you elated by all the spam you get during the week as well? 08:08.589 --> 08:09.550 Don't get too much spam. 08:09.570 --> 08:09.890 Do you not? 08:10.050 --> 08:10.230 No. 08:10.250 --> 08:11.812 Have you got a nice filter? 08:11.852 --> 08:13.413 I tend to purchase things anyway. 08:13.513 --> 08:13.773 Right. 08:13.853 --> 08:14.334 The pills. 08:15.435 --> 08:16.916 Yeah, I've got lots of pills. 08:17.376 --> 08:19.118 But anyway, where are the results? 08:19.138 --> 08:19.858 Do we have the results? 08:19.898 --> 08:20.579 Thank you very much. 08:20.999 --> 08:24.362 We should have some kind of a suspenseful jingle or a drum roll or something. 08:25.203 --> 08:25.423 Here. 08:26.741 --> 08:27.922 We're all rolling now. 08:29.062 --> 08:29.902 It's very exciting. 08:29.962 --> 08:31.063 I'm opening the envelope. 08:31.123 --> 08:35.164 Go down to your piece of paper. 08:35.184 --> 08:36.985 Take your paper out. 08:37.005 --> 08:40.186 It's 36% to 64% with Dr. Sexy as one. 08:40.226 --> 08:41.146 Dr. Sexy as one. 08:41.186 --> 08:42.147 That's why I can live with that. 08:42.167 --> 08:42.727 That's a good result. 08:42.747 --> 08:43.407 That's not bad. 08:43.447 --> 08:44.068 That's justice. 08:44.108 --> 08:47.709 I would say that that's a good slice of delicious justice versus communion. 08:48.129 --> 08:57.636 So now we have to hear Dr. Sexy again, and I apologise for this, but this is, you know, paint this erotic picture in your bed, maybe if you're still in bed and you're near your loved one. 08:57.876 --> 08:59.037 You can make love during this. 08:59.057 --> 09:00.838 It's the perfect length. 09:02.560 --> 09:03.040 One minute 30. 09:03.360 --> 09:05.202 Here's Dr. Sexy. 09:06.002 --> 09:08.104 Is doctors ready to see you if you'd like to go through? 09:09.815 --> 09:20.063 My name is Dr. Sexy I got just what you need But I ain't got no medical degree Know what I mean? 09:21.284 --> 09:24.847 A diet knows that you have sexy disease 09:32.555 --> 09:37.218 And the wearing of tight jeans Would you pop this in your mouth? 09:37.438 --> 09:49.806 Don't worry, it's clean It's just a thermometer Oh my god, no, she's hotter than anyone I've ever seen No, it's tortillas Is your diagnosis the same as mine? 09:50.326 --> 09:54.309 Yes, Dr. Sexy It's outrageous And I think she's so high 09:56.354 --> 10:07.063 I can't take it, I can't take it And I'm feeling the urge to get naked That kind of talk's inappropriate, I still do What kind of doctor's surgeon do you think this is? 10:07.083 --> 10:21.476 Sexy, sexy doctor, doctor sexy Oh yes, I really forgot My name is Dr. Sexail, but I'm not NHS This is a private practice, now pop off your vest 10:23.663 --> 10:27.704 Can I try an experimental technique I learned in Japan? 10:31.886 --> 10:37.208 They got me talked to sexy, and I sterilized my tools. 10:38.088 --> 10:41.469 Let's break some British Medical Association rules. 10:41.870 --> 10:44.671 Stop to sexy, you'll be struck up for that. 10:44.711 --> 10:45.131 Sounds good. 10:51.449 --> 10:53.691 Cool me down That is sexy. 10:54.352 --> 11:00.636 You can't see this listness obviously, but I'm actually nude now Adam's nude He's smearing Marge all over his body. 11:00.656 --> 11:01.497 It's not very nice. 11:01.757 --> 11:08.643 It is very nice Yeah, well the Marge is nice Marge, but the sight of the me smeared with Marge is not. 11:08.663 --> 11:15.528 Well, you know Marge on a very hairy body it creates sort of clogging and clagging That's a nice song title 11:15.828 --> 11:18.190 Marge on a... Marge on a hairy body. 11:18.490 --> 11:18.810 Yeah. 11:18.830 --> 11:20.571 I think that's an album. 11:20.591 --> 11:22.672 Maybe that's a sophomore's thing. 11:22.692 --> 11:26.295 And you've seen a bit of a sexy picture of you, like smeared in Marge. 11:27.816 --> 11:29.817 What brand of Marge do you prefer? 11:30.157 --> 11:32.819 Well I would actually go for... No, we can't name a brand. 11:33.259 --> 11:33.439 No. 11:33.539 --> 11:35.801 But I definitely think something that isn't genuine Marge. 11:36.141 --> 11:37.602 Something olive based I would go for. 11:37.622 --> 11:37.882 Yes. 11:38.563 --> 11:41.805 You know, the nice low cholesterol alternative on a hairy body is good. 11:42.405 --> 11:44.808 So that's it for Song Wars until next week. 11:44.828 --> 11:46.410 We've got to figure out what we're going to do for next week now. 11:46.430 --> 11:49.353 We invite your suggestions for themes for Song Wars next week. 11:49.393 --> 11:53.998 The email is adamandjo.6musicatbbc.co.uk. 11:54.759 --> 11:55.820 So send in those suggestions. 11:55.860 --> 12:01.066 We've got a kind of lot already here that someone's put in a file for us so we'll go through them maybe a bit later. 12:01.146 --> 12:02.408 Maybe something apprentice based. 12:02.992 --> 12:05.396 I had an idea, but we'll do this later. 12:05.456 --> 12:06.037 Okay, okay. 12:06.077 --> 12:07.499 And we'll figure out something for next week. 12:07.679 --> 12:08.621 It's trail time. 12:09.542 --> 12:11.866 Is this a documentary about Jam and Lewis? 12:12.327 --> 12:12.847 Let's hear it. 12:20.755 --> 12:43.022 to be honest I wish I was a little bit taller really I don't I don't I'm not bothered about having a rabbit in a hat with a bat though I would mind one of those would you if there's a doctor listening Adam would like to be a little bit taller I would like to be a little bit shorter and I think it would make a wicked Channel 5 or 4 documentary yeah celebrity documentary where some of me is cut off and fastened to you 12:43.682 --> 13:02.866 to make you taller and some of me is that work is yeah exactly and then and so we're both equal heights you know how they do it these days is they make an incision in your scalp and they put stuff in there they put like a little bit of foam in there or something stuff you use to in packaging to you know if you're sending a fragile 13:03.126 --> 13:05.088 I'm not exactly sure what they put in there, but I'm being serious. 13:05.308 --> 13:06.028 This is what they do. 13:06.109 --> 13:13.655 Rather than breaking your legs and extending them, which is one brutal way of doing it, they extend your head. 13:14.155 --> 13:16.017 So they give you a longer head. 13:16.057 --> 13:16.877 Like a cone head. 13:16.958 --> 13:17.258 Yeah. 13:17.618 --> 13:19.380 And this is supposed to... Well, how do you know this? 13:19.620 --> 13:21.061 I read it in a thing, a mag. 13:21.181 --> 13:21.541 In what? 13:21.701 --> 13:22.842 Some kind of a... What mag? 13:22.902 --> 13:23.523 News mag. 13:25.744 --> 13:47.150 I swear to you it was in the newspaper and yeah, they think that's true It doesn't work for people with long faces because then they look insane so if you've got a face that looks sure I would be perfect for it because I've got a roundy face, right and I'm like a Randy Randy roundy face and Me Jimmy car what they call you Randy roundy face. 13:47.371 --> 13:48.791 That's what they're gonna call me now, isn't it? 13:48.811 --> 13:48.851 Oh 13:49.031 --> 13:49.211 Yeah. 13:49.311 --> 13:49.491 Oi! 13:50.032 --> 13:51.412 Randy, roundy face! 13:51.893 --> 13:52.673 You rubbish! 13:52.813 --> 13:55.034 I was never called roundy, roundy face at school. 13:55.074 --> 13:55.695 You were just then. 13:56.235 --> 13:57.335 I know, because you're a bully. 13:57.676 --> 13:58.256 I'm a bully. 13:58.296 --> 13:59.236 You're a dirty bully. 14:00.137 --> 14:03.239 So would you, no, you wouldn't be able to have that done, you see, because you're already too tall. 14:03.279 --> 14:09.622 No, what they do with too tall people is they just shade them in a way that makes them appear smaller. 14:09.842 --> 14:11.523 They paint them with horizontal stripes. 14:11.743 --> 14:12.664 Yes, is what they do. 14:12.684 --> 14:13.844 Optical illusions. 14:13.904 --> 14:16.446 They strap kidney-shaped pieces of cardboard. 14:18.382 --> 14:20.223 You know those bits of cardboard where you put them in? 14:20.243 --> 14:20.683 No one knows. 14:20.703 --> 14:21.363 What are you talking about? 14:21.383 --> 14:21.883 Yeah, come on. 14:22.083 --> 14:23.484 Two kidney-shaped bits of cardboard. 14:23.504 --> 14:25.904 You put one on the right, one on the left, and the one on the right seems smaller. 14:25.964 --> 14:27.245 It's a famous optical illusion. 14:29.085 --> 14:29.585 Do you remember? 14:29.765 --> 14:35.687 And then when you swap them round, suddenly the bigger one is smaller and, you know, they strap those to your ears. 14:35.707 --> 14:38.548 It makes you seem smaller. 14:38.708 --> 14:40.649 Okay, there might be something on the news about this. 14:40.709 --> 14:42.289 Yes, it's time for the news. 14:42.329 --> 14:43.250 You've got to be serious now. 14:43.690 --> 14:44.550 Red by Harvey Cooke. 14:46.740 --> 14:48.761 That's just an extraordinary way of singing, isn't it? 14:49.381 --> 14:50.061 I like it a lot. 14:50.601 --> 14:51.521 Bandages. 14:51.561 --> 14:52.621 That's an old classic now. 14:53.041 --> 14:53.762 It is a classic. 14:53.822 --> 14:56.182 Have they done anything as good as bandages? 14:56.202 --> 14:57.082 Bandages! 14:57.462 --> 15:00.323 They did a song called Middle of Nowhere, which was very good as well. 15:00.443 --> 15:01.363 Hot, hot heat, that is. 15:01.383 --> 15:09.224 That's the problem with coming out with... I don't even know whether that was their first single actually, but certainly it's a song that's so good and catchy and unique, isn't it? 15:09.264 --> 15:12.765 It's almost difficult to... Follow that one up. 15:12.805 --> 15:13.765 It's difficult, isn't it? 15:13.945 --> 15:16.766 Yeah, too brilliant for their own good on that one. 15:16.946 --> 15:17.786 They'll bounce back. 15:17.906 --> 15:18.466 I'm sure they will. 15:18.606 --> 15:19.487 The Heatmeisters. 15:20.347 --> 15:22.247 This is Adam and Joe here on BBC Six Music. 15:22.628 --> 15:31.710 As we said before, I think the whole of the United Kingdom has been talking feverishly about this week's episode of The Apprentice. 15:32.391 --> 15:34.131 It was an absolute smash. 15:34.551 --> 15:35.371 It was a chuckle fest. 15:35.391 --> 15:36.772 Favourite moment for you, Joe, there? 15:37.772 --> 15:39.453 Oh, I'd have to think about that. 15:39.693 --> 15:44.676 I do, I'm sort of very keen on the contestant called Rafe, who's very posh. 15:44.956 --> 15:47.978 I liked him apologizing for the other guy swearing down the phone. 15:48.398 --> 15:51.680 And I liked his suggestion that they should dress in local clothing. 15:52.300 --> 15:54.081 And then him saying, well, just a suggestion. 15:56.162 --> 15:57.583 I think he's really nice. 15:58.323 --> 15:58.704 Exactly. 15:58.764 --> 16:01.285 He comes out of it very well, even despite all the crazy editing. 16:01.305 --> 16:02.205 Toffs are coming back. 16:02.406 --> 16:02.966 Toffs are back. 16:03.226 --> 16:03.926 Boris is in. 16:04.046 --> 16:04.707 Toffs are back. 16:05.467 --> 16:07.428 He could be in a film though, that guy, Rafe. 16:07.788 --> 16:08.708 What would he be playing? 16:09.228 --> 16:10.069 Just a bounder. 16:10.829 --> 16:12.189 A sort of sexy, thick bounder. 16:12.209 --> 16:13.930 I mean, he could be the new Hugh Grant, couldn't he? 16:14.210 --> 16:15.311 I don't think he's a bounder, though. 16:15.371 --> 16:16.571 He's pure as the driven snow. 16:16.711 --> 16:16.931 Right. 16:17.351 --> 16:18.612 He's too nice to be a bounder. 16:18.792 --> 16:20.393 Well then, he could be... So far, anyway. 16:20.413 --> 16:21.173 That could be the film. 16:21.793 --> 16:23.914 Everyone thinks he's a bounder, but he's too nice. 16:24.054 --> 16:30.358 It's not a very good idea so far, but it needs a little bit of work I think he could take over from Darius in Gone with the Wind. 16:30.378 --> 16:31.559 That's a very good idea. 16:31.699 --> 16:33.440 Or just take over from Darius, generally. 16:33.740 --> 16:35.841 I mean almost anyone could take over from Darius. 16:35.901 --> 16:36.621 That's not true. 16:36.742 --> 16:36.902 No. 16:37.002 --> 16:38.122 I won't have Darius insulted. 16:38.142 --> 16:40.724 He's apparently the best thing in Trevor Nunn's production of Gone with the Wind. 16:40.804 --> 16:42.505 I forgot it was Trevor Nunn, yeah. 16:42.605 --> 16:44.186 But yeah, they could job share. 16:44.846 --> 16:45.586 Ray from Darius. 16:46.687 --> 16:48.488 I had a dream about Darius the other night. 16:48.688 --> 16:49.348 Was it dirty? 16:49.729 --> 16:50.769 No, it was very clean. 16:50.829 --> 16:53.851 I dreamt that he was more or less on the street, actually. 16:53.891 --> 16:55.051 And I bumped into him. 16:55.091 --> 16:55.852 What, like a vagrant? 16:55.892 --> 16:56.652 Like a vagrant. 16:57.272 --> 16:59.113 And I said, hey, how are you? 16:59.453 --> 17:00.554 We met once ages ago. 17:00.574 --> 17:01.034 Don't you remember? 17:01.054 --> 17:02.115 Because I met him once. 17:03.555 --> 17:05.476 And he did remember in my dream. 17:05.516 --> 17:06.697 It wasn't a very interesting dream. 17:06.717 --> 17:08.698 Well, thanks for sharing. 17:08.738 --> 17:09.138 Sorry. 17:09.318 --> 17:10.499 It was an accidental share. 17:11.740 --> 17:16.423 But yeah, my favourite bit, I think, was the whole half-Jewish business. 17:17.463 --> 17:17.943 You remember that? 17:18.104 --> 17:18.844 Yeah, I do remember that. 17:19.204 --> 17:21.386 And did you watch The Apprentice You're Fired afterwards? 17:21.486 --> 17:22.206 Yes, I did. 17:22.246 --> 17:25.448 Was Vanessa Felt like a little bit hardcore on there, or what? 17:25.488 --> 17:28.830 Yeah, I think there's something a bit creepy about Felt. 17:28.890 --> 17:29.871 No, the follow-up show. 17:30.011 --> 17:30.471 Oh, I see. 17:30.692 --> 17:33.413 I think it's a bit of a kind of bear-baiting type thing. 17:33.653 --> 17:33.894 Right. 17:33.954 --> 17:35.495 Even Childs, who I adore. 17:36.135 --> 17:38.016 is being a little bit ruthless with them. 17:38.436 --> 17:39.417 Especially Kevin. 17:39.677 --> 17:39.957 Yeah. 17:40.157 --> 17:43.178 The guy the other week, the only gay in the village guy. 17:43.438 --> 17:43.698 Yeah. 17:43.779 --> 17:45.199 He was basically roasting. 17:45.219 --> 17:46.820 He wasn't too hard on Kevin, was he? 17:46.860 --> 17:48.581 Well, Kevin couldn't really deal with it. 17:49.281 --> 17:49.561 Really? 17:49.781 --> 17:53.123 And then I thought they were a bit... I thought they were very hard on Red-Haired Lady. 17:53.663 --> 17:55.844 They were very hard and sugar... She seemed lovely. 17:56.124 --> 17:58.827 Sugar was hard on her last night as well on Jonathan Ross. 17:58.907 --> 17:59.228 Really? 17:59.268 --> 18:00.930 He said he was happy to fire her. 18:01.050 --> 18:02.031 I'm gonna employ her. 18:02.451 --> 18:03.092 Are you really? 18:03.132 --> 18:06.516 Yeah, to clean my toilets. 18:06.696 --> 18:07.417 She is frightening though. 18:07.597 --> 18:13.424 I couldn't figure out what the whole thing she was doing with trying to bribe the woman to do a bad job. 18:13.444 --> 18:14.244 Oh, that was just a bit of fun. 18:14.585 --> 18:15.706 It was just a bit of fun, exactly. 18:15.726 --> 18:16.367 That was just a bit of fun. 18:16.587 --> 18:18.188 But they played it. 18:18.248 --> 18:18.648 That's the thing. 18:18.668 --> 18:20.209 You don't have a bit of fun in those shows. 18:20.229 --> 18:23.990 You know, I wonder if they suggested it to her that she should do that, you know? 18:24.330 --> 18:27.132 Because they act as if, like, how could you have done that? 18:27.352 --> 18:29.853 You know what I'd really like to see is a behind-the-scenes program. 18:30.113 --> 18:34.575 And I know you'll never see it, because the secrets of how they actually make that show are the key to it, right? 18:34.655 --> 18:35.856 Well, Sugar swears it's all real. 18:36.096 --> 18:39.417 Really, I'd love to see a proper behind-the-scenes show, exactly how they make it. 18:39.457 --> 18:43.259 If you look at the credit roll, they've got about 10 or 11 camera people. 18:43.879 --> 18:45.139 10 or 11 sound recordists. 18:45.559 --> 18:50.501 So they presumably, they film everything, then they edit backwards from the firing. 18:51.141 --> 18:56.982 They find out who he fires and who the three people in the boardroom are, and then they edit, and then they think backwards, don't they? 18:57.002 --> 19:09.065 And edit backwards to the things that they got fired from, and then edit the show according to set up the things that they... And once you know that, you can pretty much guess and see who's going to be fired by the way it's cut. 19:09.565 --> 19:11.666 Because they fired her because she lied about the rackets. 19:11.806 --> 19:12.407 Yes, that's right. 19:12.427 --> 19:14.588 Because that's going over the line, that's crossing the line. 19:14.648 --> 19:19.030 And they introduced that with a big bit of voiceover, which was kind of shoehorned in there. 19:19.311 --> 19:21.472 The other funny thing was there was a lot of swearing. 19:21.772 --> 19:22.012 Right. 19:22.032 --> 19:24.333 The F-word midway through the episode. 19:24.353 --> 19:26.715 Well, who's that ludicrous guy who's like totally young? 19:26.775 --> 19:27.915 He keeps saying, come on! 19:27.935 --> 19:28.356 Come on! 19:29.136 --> 19:30.616 Uh, get in there! 19:30.636 --> 19:32.197 Those phrases should be banned. 19:32.217 --> 19:32.517 Yeah. 19:32.557 --> 19:34.037 He's probably called Jeff, Adam. 19:34.217 --> 19:35.138 Or Lee. 19:35.518 --> 19:36.098 Or Lee. 19:36.398 --> 19:36.898 One of those names. 19:37.038 --> 19:37.858 One of these people. 19:38.238 --> 19:40.359 But men should not be allowed to say get in there. 19:40.619 --> 19:41.319 No, not anymore. 19:41.399 --> 19:42.399 Not anymore, it's wrong. 19:42.600 --> 19:47.041 But he started swearing, and then someone else swore as well, said the naughty F-word. 19:47.601 --> 19:51.622 But he said it in such a way and such a tone that it sounded just like the narrator. 19:52.482 --> 19:55.803 But the narrator got carried away, and he was saying the word as well. 19:56.323 --> 20:00.006 I thought that would be a good style of narration where the narrator just started swearing as well. 20:00.226 --> 20:01.567 Hey, take a look into the future, man. 20:01.587 --> 20:03.188 Give it five years. 20:03.208 --> 20:04.068 Next series. 20:04.108 --> 20:06.610 Maybe less than five years in your average show. 20:06.630 --> 20:08.752 Stop being bipartisan as a narrator. 20:08.772 --> 20:09.932 Just get really involved. 20:09.952 --> 20:14.876 The narrators should pick a guy who wants to win and try and bring the others down on the voiceover. 20:14.896 --> 20:15.316 Don't you think? 20:15.376 --> 20:16.637 It'll happen very shortly. 20:16.677 --> 20:20.420 And finally, were you aware of the difference between Halal and kosher? 20:21.060 --> 20:21.540 Yes. 20:22.201 --> 20:23.322 Were you really Halal Hart? 20:23.342 --> 20:23.522 Yeah. 20:24.162 --> 20:26.004 So was I. So was I. Absolutely. 20:26.044 --> 20:27.845 Anyone who wasn't is insane. 20:27.865 --> 20:28.145 He's an idiot. 20:28.185 --> 20:29.006 He's an absolute idiot. 20:29.346 --> 20:30.367 I absolutely knew the difference. 20:31.148 --> 20:33.670 Now here's the raconteurs with your solution. 20:37.864 --> 20:41.885 That's the raconteurs, Jack White and Brendan Benson, obviously. 20:42.805 --> 20:46.385 And that's from their new album, Consolers of the Lonely. 20:46.425 --> 20:49.506 That's the new single that was released on Monday, Salute Your Solution. 20:49.606 --> 20:50.206 That's good, man. 20:50.226 --> 20:51.506 That's a good album as well. 20:52.026 --> 20:55.247 Is it my imagination or is there a lot of good music around this year? 20:55.467 --> 20:55.947 A lot. 20:56.307 --> 20:57.247 It's your imagination. 20:57.287 --> 20:57.567 Is it? 20:57.767 --> 20:58.047 Yeah. 20:58.167 --> 20:59.248 You're just imagining it all. 20:59.648 --> 21:00.448 There's loads, man. 21:00.468 --> 21:01.508 There's loads of good stuff. 21:01.568 --> 21:05.969 It seems like every week there's some kind of new great music coming out. 21:07.049 --> 21:07.289 You know? 21:07.989 --> 21:09.210 You're talking about Dr. Sexy, aren't you? 21:09.951 --> 21:10.992 I'm talking about Dr. Sexy. 21:11.292 --> 21:14.455 It's a very sexy atmosphere in the studio this morning, listeners. 21:14.615 --> 21:16.576 You know, I can see the sun's coming out now. 21:16.616 --> 21:19.839 I told you the mist, the cloud was going to burn off, and it is. 21:20.299 --> 21:29.727 And the summer is definitely, you know... I'll tell you why it's very sexy, because one extra, the BBC's, you know, station, what plays funky music and all that sort of business, 21:30.447 --> 21:37.378 Has come and is doing its show from the next door studio that something's gone wrong in the one extra studio or something It's being refitted. 21:37.438 --> 21:44.328 So they're doing their one extra show through a panel of glass and The tea chase beautiful 21:46.070 --> 21:46.751 She is foxy. 21:46.791 --> 21:51.594 She's really amazingly beautiful. 21:51.634 --> 21:53.075 She keeps dancing to the song. 21:53.135 --> 21:53.916 Everyone's dancing around. 21:53.936 --> 21:54.856 They're all young in there. 21:54.896 --> 21:56.277 It looks like a gap advert. 21:57.058 --> 22:00.540 And they're all grooving about and Dr. Sexy's getting all steamed up. 22:00.560 --> 22:03.282 Dr. Sexy wants to help them present their show. 22:03.302 --> 22:05.303 Dr. Sexy, some of those women are ill. 22:07.845 --> 22:14.170 That one's in trouble and actually Dr. Sexy does need to intervene because she's on a knife edge. 22:14.210 --> 22:21.956 The thing is that Joe is sitting in the studio, he's right next to the glass partition that looks through into the next studio where these people are presenting their show from. 22:22.376 --> 22:26.259 So he's in, like, direct eye line with the DJ, right? 22:26.299 --> 22:28.660 She's sort of sitting equal and opposite to him in the other studios. 22:28.680 --> 22:29.281 She's avoiding my gaze. 22:29.521 --> 22:31.762 And she's studiously ignoring Joe's gaze. 22:32.023 --> 22:36.786 But now maybe someone might text their show or something and say, like, the old men look at my gaze. 22:36.806 --> 22:39.728 The old men in the studio next door are purving at you. 22:40.308 --> 22:42.089 So watch out. 22:42.450 --> 22:44.051 I'm sure she's got sexy disease. 22:45.692 --> 22:48.353 And she needs at least some cream applied. 22:48.554 --> 22:49.154 Oh, steady. 22:49.194 --> 22:52.076 Come on, Dr. Sexy, introduce your free play now. 22:52.256 --> 23:02.780 yeah this is a song all about summer because it's summer uh and this is by the reverend al green uh it's from the belle album 1977 this is lovely it's called feels like summer 23:06.247 --> 23:14.172 So what listener has now texted one extra and told the lady DJ that we are staring at her in an erotic manner? 23:14.513 --> 23:17.595 She's looked over now and she waved hello to Joe because someone texted. 23:17.975 --> 23:19.436 It's all very fun and light-hearted. 23:19.636 --> 23:27.021 But now you're gonna have to spend the next two hours and ten minutes kind of embarrassed about the fact... Not embarrassed. 23:27.101 --> 23:28.262 Dr. Sexy doesn't get embarrassed. 23:28.822 --> 23:29.483 You know what I'm gonna do? 23:29.523 --> 23:31.004 I'm gonna burn off a copy of Dr. Sexy. 23:31.024 --> 23:33.525 They're gonna be playing that in a heavy rotation on one extra soon. 23:33.745 --> 23:34.546 It's a funky song. 23:34.666 --> 23:35.707 It would suit their playlist. 23:36.847 --> 23:39.468 We're gonna start going out, Dr. Sexy, and what's she called? 23:39.488 --> 23:40.709 I don't know, I could find out. 23:41.149 --> 23:43.510 We better find out, because it's all kicking off. 23:44.050 --> 23:44.650 In your mind. 23:44.670 --> 23:45.991 That was Al Green in my mind. 23:47.291 --> 23:48.892 That was Al Green with Feels Like Summer. 23:49.652 --> 23:52.413 From the Bell album in 1977, the first album. 23:52.813 --> 23:53.854 I'm just trying to impress her now. 23:54.234 --> 23:56.895 Al Green recorded without his regular producer Willie Mitchell. 23:58.995 --> 24:01.656 Oh, you know all about Al Green and his regular producer. 24:03.985 --> 24:06.610 Genergy, is that G-W-E or just the letter G? 24:08.115 --> 24:09.817 Ooh, what's your name going to be then? 24:09.937 --> 24:11.198 Dr. Sexy M.D. 24:12.239 --> 24:15.521 Joey C. Joey C. The Cornballs. 24:16.162 --> 24:16.662 The J. Co. 24:17.323 --> 24:18.164 The J. Co. 24:18.184 --> 24:18.724 Joe Bot. 24:19.805 --> 24:21.787 This is Adam and Joe here on BBC Six Music. 24:22.067 --> 24:26.671 It's trail time right now and then after that we're going to have some exciting session music for you. 24:26.691 --> 24:27.431 Stay tuned, listeners. 24:27.672 --> 24:30.714 Coming up very shortly in the next hour is going to be Text the Nation. 24:30.974 --> 24:33.537 The Nation's favourite feature but right now here's the trail. 24:33.817 --> 24:34.698 Text the Nation. 24:34.738 --> 24:36.119 We just kicked off our summer. 24:39.016 --> 24:41.478 And that's the Squeeze with Hourglass. 24:41.558 --> 24:44.260 It was recorded in session for Emma Freud. 24:44.280 --> 24:45.801 Yeah. 24:46.021 --> 24:46.881 On Radio 1. 24:47.081 --> 24:49.543 Yeah, that was... She was analysing them, you know? 24:50.003 --> 24:50.304 Was she? 24:50.324 --> 24:50.864 Yeah. 24:51.104 --> 24:52.885 Was she really a TJ on Radio 1 in 1994? 24:52.945 --> 24:53.466 I guess... That's her show. 24:55.487 --> 24:59.469 The Lunchtime, of course you did the Lunch, the legendary Freud Lunchtime show. 24:59.589 --> 25:00.430 And that was good, wasn't it? 25:00.470 --> 25:03.891 But it sounds very different to your studio recorded squeeze. 25:04.311 --> 25:06.373 It's not the classic squeeze sound. 25:06.413 --> 25:12.275 There's something going on with his voice and just the general feel of their records that somehow for me didn't come across there. 25:12.295 --> 25:13.096 It's a little bit thin. 25:13.516 --> 25:17.119 Yeah, just a little bit live-sounding, amateurish sounding. 25:17.459 --> 25:18.440 Well, it was live, Joe. 25:19.460 --> 25:20.621 Is that the explanation? 25:20.641 --> 25:22.102 Yeah, it was a session. 25:22.783 --> 25:23.663 I see. 25:26.685 --> 25:27.066 Good, though. 25:27.826 --> 25:28.226 Squeeze. 25:28.266 --> 25:30.748 He was on later last night, wasn't he, Mr. Squeeze Man? 25:30.908 --> 25:33.710 He was on later, yeah, yeah, yeah, along with the far tellies. 25:34.010 --> 25:35.792 Yeah, it was quite a good show last night, didn't you think? 25:36.292 --> 25:39.255 Yeah, the Phartelis were really playing their socks off. 25:39.315 --> 25:41.257 What did they have written on their amp? 25:42.077 --> 25:44.239 Uh, guinea... something Scottish. 25:44.500 --> 25:48.403 It's nice, something... gee... war, nigh, nigh, war or something. 25:48.443 --> 25:50.705 Nae... wanger, something, I don't know. 25:50.725 --> 25:51.887 They had something provocative. 25:52.067 --> 25:53.608 It was... And they looked quite happy about it. 25:53.828 --> 25:55.230 They did, the drummer looks insane. 25:55.470 --> 25:55.790 Really? 25:55.810 --> 25:58.132 Yeah, from the Phartelis. 25:58.613 --> 25:59.834 No, it was good, it was a wicked shawl. 26:00.174 --> 26:10.480 So, um, listeners, Adam and I have been, uh, attempting to do a bit of publicity for our forthcoming Song Wars Volume 1 album that's gonna be on, uh, iTunes and stuff fairly soon. 26:11.160 --> 26:15.943 And we got asked to do a photoshoot for The Sunday Times Style Magazine. 26:16.643 --> 26:22.146 We've never done a photoshoot for a style magazine, or even a stylish magazine before. 26:22.166 --> 26:23.127 We haven't done a photoshoot... 26:23.727 --> 26:24.187 For anything. 26:24.207 --> 26:25.068 For a long time. 26:25.088 --> 26:28.849 We did a photo shoot last year when we joined the big British castle. 26:29.589 --> 26:35.271 And with our stupid faces kind of gurning and pointing, which is what we usually get asked to do. 26:35.451 --> 26:35.711 Yeah. 26:35.851 --> 26:43.494 Before we went to this photo shoot, we talked amongst ourselves and we thought, we decided we were going to try and make the photographer make us look cool. 26:43.754 --> 26:51.137 Yeah, because this is the thing, you know, if you're a kind of stupid comedy duo, people always make you pull faces and stuff and deep down, what do you really want? 26:51.597 --> 26:55.140 is something cool. 26:55.320 --> 27:05.308 The photo of us on the Six Music website looks like a couple of, I don't know, complete idiot children's television presenters that you wouldn't let anywhere near your children. 27:05.508 --> 27:06.088 Yeah, so... 27:07.390 --> 27:08.270 Well, that's not good. 27:08.430 --> 27:09.111 No, that isn't good. 27:09.291 --> 27:11.133 Even if that's what we're like, that's not good, you know? 27:11.213 --> 27:11.473 Yeah. 27:11.593 --> 27:16.738 We want people to be confused into thinking that we're some kind of enigmatic sexy duo. 27:16.778 --> 27:17.038 Yeah. 27:17.518 --> 27:18.959 Enough of the pointing and the gurning. 27:19.260 --> 27:19.920 More brooding. 27:20.140 --> 27:20.801 Exactly. 27:20.921 --> 27:22.683 Like lurking in shadows. 27:23.303 --> 27:23.844 That's right. 27:24.244 --> 27:26.406 That's what ladies find attractive. 27:27.867 --> 27:28.648 Where was I? 27:29.328 --> 27:32.011 So this time we had none other than Peru. 27:32.711 --> 27:33.411 Yes. 27:33.451 --> 27:39.014 Now, if you watch the Channel 5 series, Make Me a Supermodel, you'll know who Peru is. 27:39.534 --> 27:50.199 He's a very fashionable photographer man who was made in that series to look like a bit of a, you know, an eccentric, crazy, trendy madman in person. 27:50.259 --> 27:51.499 He was extremely nice. 27:51.759 --> 27:51.999 Yeah. 27:52.160 --> 27:52.940 Very level-headed. 27:53.560 --> 27:55.941 and really he took some good photos. 27:56.201 --> 28:08.525 He's a brilliant photographer as well because sometimes if you get your photograph taken it can take hours and it's torture and it's one of the most unpleasant things you ever have to do and I wouldn't be a model even if I was sexy for millions and millions of pounds. 28:08.745 --> 28:19.228 He was like one of those doctors who you know when you go for an injection and the doctor says okay well there's going to be two injections first one you won't feel at all the second one might be a bit painful. 28:19.448 --> 28:19.648 Right. 28:19.748 --> 28:22.710 So here's the first one, then of course he reveals that there's only one injection. 28:22.750 --> 28:23.350 That's right. 28:23.790 --> 28:27.592 Peru did that with the... He took the photos before we even knew we were posing. 28:27.652 --> 28:27.912 Yeah. 28:28.292 --> 28:28.612 You know? 28:28.713 --> 28:35.136 And the second we actually knew we were having the photos taken, he would say, well, I don't want to use those ones, because you're trying too hard. 28:35.216 --> 28:35.356 Yeah. 28:36.016 --> 28:36.336 Brilliant. 28:36.356 --> 28:37.217 It was totally painless. 28:37.697 --> 28:39.058 And then the stylist turned up. 28:39.378 --> 28:44.902 Then the stylist, who was an extremely nice man, but he had some bags full of the most ridiculous clothes we've ever seen. 28:44.982 --> 28:48.484 If this is style, then the high street's in trouble. 28:49.205 --> 28:53.368 There's already this thing going on with hoodies and sweatshirts where scribbling on stuff is the way to go. 28:53.408 --> 28:57.390 The more intricate, scribbly design you can have, the more fashionable you are. 28:57.410 --> 29:02.214 You know, as if you've fallen asleep on some kind of daguerreotype, is that the word? 29:03.695 --> 29:05.075 And it's come off on your top. 29:06.516 --> 29:08.018 But you don't worry about it. 29:10.519 --> 29:12.661 That's basically how kids dress these days, right? 29:12.701 --> 29:20.427 One of those scribbly shirts and very tight jeans with one of those metal studded belts at a jaunty angle. 29:20.447 --> 29:22.588 The pants coming out of the top still. 29:22.789 --> 29:27.292 Very tight jeans that make them look as if they're totally out of proportion, even if they're really not. 29:27.632 --> 29:29.414 But that's the effect, is to get the big head. 29:29.434 --> 29:31.857 It's almost the Japanese thing from about 10 years ago. 29:32.658 --> 29:38.184 And then the big kind of goth wedge, and then a hat with as intricate a design as possible, a baseball cap. 29:38.284 --> 29:39.665 A little sort of porky pie hat. 29:39.785 --> 29:40.666 Yeah, exactly. 29:40.847 --> 29:42.448 So we were dressed a little bit like that. 29:43.129 --> 29:46.150 We were dressed like a couple of idiots, but we embraced it. 29:46.351 --> 29:46.611 Yeah. 29:47.211 --> 29:53.454 I felt quite nervous, but then you kind of went for the most ridiculous possible clothes, and the stylist wasn't very happy about it. 29:53.534 --> 29:56.755 He looked worried, and he said at the end, hmm, I was a little worried at first. 29:57.215 --> 29:58.396 That turned out all right, I think. 29:58.456 --> 30:02.619 Because I got a sun visor out of the dressing up bag and I put it on upside down and stuff. 30:02.759 --> 30:12.125 The problem is, and he didn't like it, the point of this rant is that I'm not sure whether in the finished photos it will come across as where in any way joking. 30:12.405 --> 30:21.071 Exactly, it might look like totally unironic two pratty sort of DJ's who think they're super cool and actually we had flowery shoes listeners. 30:21.651 --> 30:24.874 What kind of a person wears shoes with lots of little flowers on them? 30:25.294 --> 30:25.854 Who's a man? 30:26.235 --> 30:28.256 Either a genius or a total prat. 30:29.117 --> 30:30.097 So we'll have to find out. 30:30.117 --> 30:30.778 That's fashion for you though. 30:30.798 --> 30:32.659 We'll let you know when that's in the mags. 30:32.719 --> 30:36.062 It probably won't be until June sometime when the album comes out. 30:36.122 --> 30:37.803 It'll probably never. 30:37.843 --> 30:39.445 They'll probably pull the piece. 30:39.565 --> 30:41.686 But yes, we'll shout about it. 30:41.727 --> 30:42.467 Shout about it. 30:42.527 --> 30:42.887 Wow. 30:43.928 --> 30:46.270 I said that while I was thinking about you saying pull the piece. 30:46.530 --> 30:48.332 That's almost as bad as what was my one. 30:48.932 --> 30:49.893 Let's not go back there. 30:49.933 --> 30:50.674 Let's not go back there. 30:50.854 --> 30:51.514 It's sunkissed. 30:51.654 --> 30:52.435 Quick music. 30:53.796 --> 30:54.276 BBC. 30:58.004 --> 31:00.886 That is Wicked Supergrass with Rebel and You. 31:00.946 --> 31:03.648 This is Adam and Joe here on BBC Six Music. 31:04.389 --> 31:07.311 And the sun is probably coming out now, listeners, I'm glad to tell you. 31:07.571 --> 31:09.313 And it's good all over the UK, right? 31:09.793 --> 31:12.555 I mean, I'm not being London-centric by saying it's going to be a hot, lovely weekend. 31:12.575 --> 31:14.577 I think it might be patchy over the West Country in Ireland. 31:14.917 --> 31:15.217 Really? 31:15.298 --> 31:18.400 According to the weather forecast last night, but the weather forecast's often wrong. 31:18.780 --> 31:21.522 So wait, there's an Apache over the West Country. 31:22.523 --> 31:27.146 There's an Indian, Apache Indian, who's doing a massive concert all over the west country. 31:27.166 --> 31:29.427 That would be wicked man, I'd be happy about that. 31:29.567 --> 31:35.331 Apache Indian has hired an enormous Zeppelin and he is playing a live gig on it and he's hovering. 31:37.972 --> 31:42.777 He's hovering over Taunton currently, because that's where most of the Apache Indian fans live. 31:44.018 --> 31:44.439 Excellent. 31:44.459 --> 31:48.002 This is Adam and Jo on BBC Six Music. 31:48.362 --> 31:49.724 I have to apologise to Keith. 31:49.924 --> 31:58.272 We like to get very personal with listeners for being disparaging about Hot Hot Heat earlier, saying that that song, but what I was saying was that song was so good. 31:59.113 --> 32:00.614 I almost made it difficult for them to beat it. 32:00.634 --> 32:01.414 Why, is he upset about that? 32:01.454 --> 32:02.815 We didn't say anything bad about Hot Hot. 32:02.875 --> 32:07.197 He's rightly saying that they've got a lot of great songs and a lot of great albums. 32:08.097 --> 32:14.180 And he's saying that we're going to incur the wrath of Hot Hot Heat fans like you did the wrath of the Aha fans. 32:14.520 --> 32:16.420 I'm not bothered about either of those groups. 32:16.881 --> 32:17.141 Really? 32:17.181 --> 32:19.301 I don't think we're ever going to hear the end of it. 32:20.501 --> 32:21.482 I like hot, hot heat, though. 32:21.502 --> 32:22.582 I'm not bothered about our heart. 32:22.862 --> 32:27.203 But I don't think we offended hot, hot heat fans unless they're clinically insane, like Keith. 32:27.923 --> 32:29.403 I'm joking, Keith. 32:29.423 --> 32:30.904 There's something else to email in about Keith. 32:30.924 --> 32:32.464 I'm just joking there, Keith. 32:32.824 --> 32:36.005 Now, folks, it's time to launch the nation's favorite feature. 32:36.025 --> 32:36.645 Let's start the jingle. 32:41.014 --> 32:42.015 What if I don't want to? 32:42.215 --> 32:42.975 Text the nation. 32:43.055 --> 32:44.056 But I'm using email. 32:44.216 --> 32:44.936 Is that a problem? 32:44.976 --> 32:45.856 It doesn't matter, text! 32:46.557 --> 32:48.918 What are you worried about? 32:48.938 --> 32:51.619 I was going to say that I needed a jingle. 32:52.640 --> 32:58.242 My brain's not capable of understanding the segment unless it's sung and explained in a musical way. 32:58.342 --> 32:58.743 Jingle eyes. 32:58.763 --> 32:59.263 That's fine. 32:59.863 --> 33:01.104 When are you going to redo that jingle? 33:01.932 --> 33:03.833 Well, yeah, well, weren't you gonna chip in? 33:04.733 --> 33:05.134 Maybe. 33:05.394 --> 33:05.934 Maybe. 33:06.394 --> 33:06.754 Maybe. 33:06.794 --> 33:07.255 No, I was. 33:07.315 --> 33:13.237 I was going to, and I was thinking about it last night, and I was thinking, oh, I'm running out of time, and I had to do some things, and... Sorry. 33:13.818 --> 33:15.218 I'll let you off the stick. 33:15.418 --> 33:15.919 I'll get on it. 33:16.699 --> 33:29.345 So listen, folks, this week, Text the Nation, we're talking about the sun, obviously, and the summertime fun that we're all gonna have, but we specifically want to hear about your opinions of the downside, the worst thing 33:29.605 --> 33:39.971 Now, you should contextualise this somehow, because for most people the beginning of summer, especially after last year's washout, is going to be very exciting. 33:40.511 --> 33:41.692 And a very positive thing. 33:41.712 --> 33:47.175 We don't want to come across like a couple of filthy, curmudgeonly washed up old losers. 33:47.235 --> 33:47.455 I mean... 33:48.616 --> 33:49.297 Perish the thought. 33:49.357 --> 33:50.178 Perish the thought. 33:50.698 --> 33:53.040 But no, you know, I'm just saying this is the flip side. 33:53.060 --> 33:54.221 Obviously everyone loves summer. 33:54.682 --> 33:56.423 Everyone's excited by the onset of summer. 33:56.904 --> 34:00.347 But my problem is that it's too much of one thing or the other. 34:00.447 --> 34:04.430 Like a lot of the time I complain about when it's windy and cold and wet. 34:04.450 --> 34:04.991 I don't like it. 34:05.331 --> 34:09.695 I look forward to a nice sunny day, but I like a nice fairly cold sunny day. 34:09.915 --> 34:11.236 I don't like it when it gets really hot. 34:11.256 --> 34:13.177 You're very weather responsive. 34:13.217 --> 34:14.658 You're like an old bit of seaweed. 34:14.899 --> 34:16.380 I am, exactly like an old bit of seaweed. 34:16.400 --> 34:18.601 Dangling from some kind of a pub. 34:18.902 --> 34:21.023 And when it gets very hot in the city. 34:21.043 --> 34:21.864 A rafter in a pub. 34:21.884 --> 34:23.505 I forgot the word for what a rafter is. 34:23.765 --> 34:24.746 A rafter, a beam. 34:24.766 --> 34:25.566 Yeah, thanks. 34:25.746 --> 34:26.387 A rafter. 34:27.548 --> 34:37.355 So I'm specifically talking about, this is mainly an urban thing, I suppose, you know, when it gets too hot and you're in the city and it's all muggy and stuff. 34:37.995 --> 34:43.561 Yeah, this is almost like a, we need to produce a manifesto for things to avoid about the summer. 34:44.021 --> 34:46.184 To really make this summer the best summer of all. 34:47.025 --> 34:49.808 We need to pinpoint things that are annoying about the summer. 34:49.848 --> 34:51.970 Well, here's a few examples just off the top of my head. 34:52.851 --> 35:00.118 Thing number one, that you always forget about, that is offensive about hot weather, especially in cities, men with their shirts off. 35:00.879 --> 35:02.800 That's totally unacceptable, I find. 35:03.040 --> 35:03.380 Do you not? 35:04.300 --> 35:04.660 I agree. 35:05.361 --> 35:12.083 And, you know, nowadays, no one stands on any kind of convention in that way anymore, so no one bats an eyelid. 35:12.443 --> 35:24.467 But inside, I still think a lot of people are thinking, don't wander around with your shirt off, and more particularly, don't stand in a queue in a shop so you're shoulder to shoulder right with a kind of bare-fleshed man. 35:24.487 --> 35:25.968 Do you know what I'm trying to bring back? 35:26.908 --> 35:28.510 is bring back, they never existed. 35:28.910 --> 35:31.472 I want to invent and market man bras. 35:32.192 --> 35:35.715 I find men's nipples, I don't want to see them. 35:35.915 --> 35:36.196 The bro? 35:36.216 --> 35:37.957 Don't you remember there was a Seinfeld episode all about that? 35:37.977 --> 35:38.217 There you go. 35:38.237 --> 35:41.079 Well, they should bring in the bro as quickly as possible. 35:41.600 --> 35:44.862 In magazines in my house, if there's a topless man, I will draw a bra. 35:45.483 --> 35:48.945 Two black circles over the nipples and a line and a strap. 35:49.065 --> 35:51.807 Just because I don't want those nipples staring at me around the house. 35:51.887 --> 35:53.329 Especially as they have the little tufty hair. 35:53.349 --> 35:54.670 Don't you think, Jude, you're a lady. 35:55.290 --> 35:57.451 Do you like to see men's nipples around the place? 35:57.471 --> 35:59.433 Nipples are fine, I don't like armpits. 35:59.933 --> 36:00.653 Armpits? 36:00.673 --> 36:02.054 They're very close to each other. 36:02.074 --> 36:02.554 All the tufty. 36:02.855 --> 36:07.878 I mean, generally, the men that remove their shirts are sort of hairless, young chaps. 36:07.898 --> 36:08.318 Do you think? 36:08.358 --> 36:09.419 Not in my neck of the woods. 36:09.639 --> 36:12.240 But no, this is the thing that sometimes they are. 36:12.260 --> 36:13.361 They're sort of hairy men. 36:13.661 --> 36:15.242 And it's never in between. 36:15.522 --> 36:19.905 You don't get very many sexy hairy men taking their clothes off, their shirts off in public. 36:20.385 --> 36:25.808 You either get, uh, young, sort of, thin men, um, with not much hair. 36:26.088 --> 36:26.328 Like me. 36:26.348 --> 36:26.768 Like Dr. Sexy. 36:26.788 --> 36:27.289 Like me. 36:28.029 --> 36:32.531 Or you get just old blokes who clearly have no shame anymore and they've just got a big gut. 36:32.711 --> 36:33.312 Like you! 36:33.392 --> 36:34.012 Like me. 36:34.272 --> 36:39.895 But I wouldn't remove my shirt in public because I'm correctly ashamed of what lies beneath, you know what I mean? 36:39.915 --> 36:41.156 I think there's a time and a place for it. 36:41.196 --> 36:42.396 My wife's delighted, obviously. 36:43.617 --> 36:44.777 And she can see it. 36:45.378 --> 36:46.218 Uh, not that she wants to. 36:46.558 --> 36:48.719 But, um, I'm getting into a kind of bad area. 36:48.739 --> 36:49.360 What are you talking about now? 36:49.380 --> 36:49.700 I don't know. 36:50.020 --> 36:54.304 Hey, I wrote a kind of list of things that annoy me that I could run through quickly about the sun. 36:54.584 --> 37:05.095 And it starts with, yes, men sunbathing in the park in their underwear, seeing people's underwear in the street poking up from, you know, under the trousers, or just generally underwear on display, not very nice. 37:05.235 --> 37:06.116 This is with men, right? 37:06.981 --> 37:08.703 All unattractive ladies. 37:09.023 --> 37:10.764 Unattractive ladies, yeah. 37:10.804 --> 37:13.967 That's a bit prejudiced against unattractive people, but there you go. 37:13.987 --> 37:16.489 Do it sexiest. 37:17.050 --> 37:17.790 Dr. Sexist. 37:18.090 --> 37:18.491 Sexiest. 37:19.792 --> 37:21.093 Things in the grass that shouldn't be there. 37:21.133 --> 37:24.075 You sit in the park, you lie on the grass, you think you're having a lovely time. 37:24.456 --> 37:29.680 Suddenly you see some disgusting old fag end or a lump of phlegm or some old ice cream next to you. 37:30.921 --> 37:31.822 Keep the grass clean. 37:32.362 --> 37:34.123 You know, this genuinely happened to me once. 37:34.703 --> 37:36.743 I thought I saw a jewel in the grass. 37:36.763 --> 37:37.784 A jewel in the grass. 37:37.804 --> 37:40.144 That's coming on the BBC later this year, isn't it? 37:40.224 --> 37:40.684 A jewel in the grass. 37:40.705 --> 37:42.905 Their flagship series with Jenny Craddock. 37:43.005 --> 37:45.906 And I'm not talking about like a winsome lady singer. 37:46.446 --> 37:49.347 I thought it was like a little jewel there. 37:49.507 --> 37:51.168 And I bent over to pick up the jewel. 37:51.188 --> 37:58.730 And just before my fingers made contact with it, I realized that it was a group of flies around a dogtob. 38:00.551 --> 38:02.152 The most precious gem of all. 38:02.793 --> 38:04.415 You should have mounted it on a brooch. 38:05.015 --> 38:05.956 Like Damien Hirst. 38:05.996 --> 38:07.718 That's the kind of brooch Damien Hirst would wear. 38:07.738 --> 38:10.281 Well, it looked like something that had tumbled for a brooch. 38:10.581 --> 38:13.504 But actually, it was a group of flies on a doggy tard. 38:13.965 --> 38:15.066 And I nearly grabbed it. 38:15.166 --> 38:15.847 Anyway, carry on. 38:20.011 --> 38:23.134 The other thing that's bad about the summer is rapid stink build up. 38:23.554 --> 38:23.895 Oh, correct. 38:23.935 --> 38:24.375 Everywhere. 38:24.675 --> 38:24.916 Bins. 38:24.976 --> 38:27.638 Clothes, bodies, bins, objects. 38:27.738 --> 38:29.000 Everything stinks a lot faster. 38:29.020 --> 38:29.360 Absolutely. 38:29.380 --> 38:30.681 Another bad thing is loud music. 38:30.741 --> 38:31.922 Everyone thinking they're a DJ. 38:32.423 --> 38:35.326 Open-top cars, people with their windows open playing really loud music. 38:36.106 --> 38:37.127 Ah, I don't like that at all. 38:37.387 --> 38:39.588 And here's the other thing, clothes-wise. 38:39.948 --> 38:47.651 The flip side of the whole thing is when the ladies wander around in their undies, and it's just confusing for the trouser paparius. 38:47.691 --> 38:49.111 Yeah, crashes, car crashes. 38:49.131 --> 38:50.812 I mean, it's just since you meant it. 38:50.832 --> 38:53.973 We've got lots more of these, but do text us with your ideas. 38:53.993 --> 38:56.414 64046 is the text number for Texanation. 38:56.754 --> 38:59.555 Things that are annoying about the summer that we should all make an effort to avoid. 38:59.895 --> 39:01.816 Now here's Feist with my moon, my man. 39:04.574 --> 39:07.836 I like it when there's a little bit of drama at the end of a song like that. 39:08.317 --> 39:08.897 She's run off. 39:09.177 --> 39:09.718 Oh, that was it. 39:09.758 --> 39:10.298 She was leaving. 39:10.378 --> 39:14.582 Yeah, that's My Moon and My Man, or rather just My Moon, My Man by Feist. 39:14.942 --> 39:15.622 Lovely Feist. 39:16.283 --> 39:26.651 We're in the middle of explaining this week's Text the Nation, which is annoying things about the summer that we're all going to strive to avoid so that we can enjoy this one, what seems to be occurring to the maximum. 39:27.111 --> 39:29.212 I was running through a list of stuff. 39:30.073 --> 39:31.074 What was the last one I did? 39:31.154 --> 39:31.754 Loud music. 39:32.535 --> 39:33.536 Everyone thinks they're a DJ. 39:33.996 --> 39:34.677 Yeah, that's miserable. 39:34.877 --> 39:39.160 Everyone assumes that everyone else is going to, like, be in the middle of doing something in their garden. 39:39.180 --> 39:45.985 They'll overhear a record from a neighbour, and they'll go, oh, wicked, I love this record, and start dancing over and over the case, is it? 39:46.045 --> 39:46.205 No. 39:46.826 --> 39:49.628 Something weird about someone you don't know playing music. 39:49.648 --> 39:51.910 For instance, a couple of men on a radio station, 39:52.190 --> 39:52.370 Yeah. 39:52.510 --> 39:54.011 That is weirdly off-putty. 39:54.071 --> 39:57.613 But you make a choice, though, don't you, to tune into those couple of weird men. 39:58.014 --> 39:59.555 Music is a personal thing, you know? 39:59.635 --> 40:04.297 Unless you're choosing to go to a club or a festival, keep it to yourself, please. 40:04.318 --> 40:05.278 Shouldn't have forced on you. 40:05.598 --> 40:08.400 Another annoying thing about summer is when you've got to work indoors. 40:08.700 --> 40:08.860 Yeah. 40:09.160 --> 40:12.503 What cruel twist of fate made exam season during the summer. 40:12.643 --> 40:13.103 Right, it's crude. 40:13.123 --> 40:13.663 Who's thought of that? 40:13.723 --> 40:14.364 What an idiot. 40:14.564 --> 40:15.905 That is ludicrous behaviour. 40:15.945 --> 40:16.205 Much better. 40:16.225 --> 40:17.005 Have it, have it. 40:17.265 --> 40:19.227 When would it be the best time to have exam season? 40:19.567 --> 40:20.187 Well, just before Christmas. 40:20.207 --> 40:20.888 You don't want to be rude, never. 40:21.508 --> 40:22.269 Before Christmas. 40:22.289 --> 40:24.172 Before Christmas, because then you get it over and done with. 40:24.692 --> 40:28.938 Then it's like, absolutely, I mean Christmas is good anyway, but it's total euphoria after that. 40:29.538 --> 40:38.530 It's idiocy to have it during the sun, lunacy, because my birthday is in June, and it always was right in the middle of exams, no one was in the mood for celebrating, it was torture. 40:38.550 --> 40:39.291 Terrible business. 40:39.871 --> 40:46.773 I think when the temperature reaches a certain level, and this is the case in Mediterranean countries, no one should have to go to work, right? 40:46.853 --> 40:52.615 There should be a temperature at which it's actually illegal and physically wrong for people to go inside buildings. 40:53.575 --> 40:57.716 And that wouldn't be counteracted by air conditioning. 40:58.697 --> 40:59.137 What do you mean? 40:59.217 --> 41:06.279 I'm just saying that obviously in hot countries you have air conditioning, in some hot countries that is, and so people go about their business, right? 41:06.599 --> 41:08.220 Yeah, no, I ban air conditioning. 41:08.460 --> 41:09.160 Yeah, good idea. 41:09.360 --> 41:10.320 Well, it's bad for the planet. 41:10.620 --> 41:15.602 Another annoying thing about the summer is Big Brother starting again, like Satan moving in next door. 41:16.022 --> 41:20.124 You know an awful temptress, an evil temptress, will you watch it, won't you? 41:20.284 --> 41:22.164 You have conversations about will you watch it, won't you? 41:22.184 --> 41:22.584 Right. 41:22.824 --> 41:27.866 Just the thought of Big Brother like an awful ticking clock, a dripping tap that's going to last until the winter. 41:28.066 --> 41:28.746 Is it still on this? 41:28.826 --> 41:29.007 Is it? 41:29.047 --> 41:30.027 If they're bringing it back. 41:30.487 --> 41:31.369 Just let it go. 41:31.430 --> 41:32.572 It's awful rubbish. 41:33.054 --> 41:34.056 It does well, though, for them. 41:34.076 --> 41:34.617 Since Jayco. 41:34.678 --> 41:34.978 Does it? 41:35.038 --> 41:35.620 People like it. 41:35.640 --> 41:36.201 It will this year. 41:36.963 --> 41:37.745 Another annoying thing. 41:37.765 --> 41:39.088 Sport on television in the summer? 41:40.339 --> 41:42.159 non-stop sports, personally not interested. 41:42.199 --> 41:42.519 Cricket. 41:42.800 --> 41:45.160 Another annoying thing, the constant temptation to riot. 41:45.780 --> 41:46.060 Right. 41:46.120 --> 41:48.381 Personally in the summer anything will set me off. 41:48.421 --> 41:53.302 Right now I feel like chucking a Molotov cocktail at Jude and smashing this studio up. 41:53.402 --> 41:54.382 Everyone likes rioting. 41:54.402 --> 41:55.862 I'm at boiling point the whole time. 41:55.882 --> 41:58.443 But it's like do the right thing all the time with you, isn't it? 41:58.463 --> 41:59.183 Fins through windows. 41:59.223 --> 41:59.503 Yeah. 42:00.123 --> 42:00.663 With every bun. 42:00.903 --> 42:01.263 Everybody. 42:01.343 --> 42:03.224 Every bun with every bun in the bun. 42:03.444 --> 42:04.344 Yeah, bun fights. 42:05.344 --> 42:05.604 That's it. 42:05.724 --> 42:06.224 That's my list. 42:07.145 --> 42:11.126 Also, I was thinking, are you on top of the whole skin cream thing, sun cream thing? 42:11.146 --> 42:15.067 Do you remember to put it on because you've got to put the stuff on, right? 42:15.487 --> 42:23.089 And I always forget at the beginning of the summer that nowadays the sun is like a vicious thug that comes out and it's as if it's raining knives. 42:23.209 --> 42:25.130 It brutalises you within about half an hour. 42:25.170 --> 42:29.871 If it's a really hot day, all you need now is half an hour in the UK and you're stuffed, you're burned. 42:30.272 --> 42:31.592 You've got to get that sun cream on you. 42:31.992 --> 42:35.315 Otherwise you're gonna get the skin canker and it's gonna be awful. 42:35.395 --> 42:36.896 It's like a giant death ray. 42:37.016 --> 42:37.256 Yeah. 42:37.557 --> 42:38.497 Why do we like summer? 42:38.958 --> 42:40.459 It's like someone's trying to kill everybody. 42:40.479 --> 42:42.080 That's right. 42:42.140 --> 42:42.581 Burn! 42:42.861 --> 42:43.281 Burn! 42:44.542 --> 42:46.303 Yeah, we're just like ants underneath it. 42:46.323 --> 42:46.864 We should run from it. 42:47.104 --> 42:49.026 A giant magnifying glass. 42:49.346 --> 42:49.926 It's ludicrous. 42:50.006 --> 42:50.487 Anyway, listen. 42:50.767 --> 42:55.731 Keep your ideas coming in for the worst things about summer the more peculiar the better, I suppose. 42:55.751 --> 42:56.391 The text number is 64046. 42:58.613 --> 43:00.676 And right now, here's a free choice for you listeners. 43:00.716 --> 43:05.223 This is XTC from their amazing album, Drums and Wires, and this is the last track. 43:05.263 --> 43:05.764 Hope you enjoy it. 43:05.784 --> 43:06.686 This is called Limelight. 43:12.489 --> 43:19.673 Susie and the Banshees with Happy House, and that's the song that actually christened the genre of Happy House. 43:20.513 --> 43:24.896 But obviously, you know, the Happy House didn't end up sounding very much like that. 43:25.696 --> 43:34.021 It sounded very different in the end, but I'm just talking absolute rubbish that was Susie and the Banshees, and this is Adam and Jo here on BBC Six Music. 43:34.061 --> 43:34.561 Let's have the jingle. 43:39.603 --> 43:41.548 What if I don't want to? 43:41.648 --> 43:42.690 But I'm using email. 43:42.830 --> 43:43.532 Is that a problem? 43:46.906 --> 43:50.448 Text the Nation this week is annoying things we should outlaw about summer. 43:50.488 --> 43:52.689 We're not bringing you down listeners about summer. 43:52.709 --> 43:56.371 We think it's wonderful and like you, we're going to be enjoying it this weekend. 43:56.391 --> 44:00.853 But we thought it might be good to draw up a manifesto of stuff that should be stamped out. 44:00.913 --> 44:03.675 We're going to form a police force made of our listeners. 44:04.155 --> 44:10.078 They'll have uniforms and powers and they'll go around stopping various sorts of activities. 44:10.938 --> 44:13.780 And, you know, we're just drawing up a charter of action for them. 44:13.880 --> 44:15.761 Well, we just want to create the perfect summer. 44:16.121 --> 44:18.684 They will have those sticks that they have in THX 1138. 44:19.004 --> 44:20.626 Instead of electric sticks. 44:20.726 --> 44:21.867 Electric prods, yeah. 44:22.207 --> 44:23.709 They have those in Tron as well. 44:23.809 --> 44:24.109 Do they? 44:24.149 --> 44:25.010 Well that's what they're going to have. 44:25.030 --> 44:26.111 They'll have three settings. 44:27.513 --> 44:28.654 Punish, stun, kill. 44:30.436 --> 44:32.959 And those are the three punishments they can dish out. 44:33.399 --> 44:34.260 Punishment, yeah. 44:34.440 --> 44:35.501 Punish, stun, kill. 44:36.082 --> 44:36.362 Yeah. 44:36.723 --> 44:38.525 Well, punish, what's the punish one then? 44:38.945 --> 44:40.226 Just to hit, you just hit someone. 44:40.246 --> 44:40.467 Oh, I see. 44:40.487 --> 44:42.028 Quick shock, like a little electric shock. 44:42.189 --> 44:42.669 Right, right. 44:43.210 --> 44:46.193 Uh, so have you got any- Stun, you actually knock them out for 10 minutes. 44:46.293 --> 44:46.733 Do you? 44:47.074 --> 44:49.136 Kill, knock them out permanently. 44:49.356 --> 44:50.377 That's a bit extreme, isn't it? 44:50.397 --> 44:50.498 It is. 44:50.518 --> 44:55.383 And this would be, this would be for something like, uh, not wearing your shirt in the queue for a shot. 44:55.663 --> 44:55.863 Yes. 44:55.923 --> 44:59.486 You might be killed by one of our policemen. 45:00.266 --> 45:01.187 That's what we're saying. 45:02.627 --> 45:04.289 So you should take these things seriously. 45:05.269 --> 45:08.371 Now, what kind of text responses are we getting there? 45:08.711 --> 45:13.234 Laura says, bad things about some of the smell of hot urine. 45:14.095 --> 45:14.675 That's a good one. 45:14.935 --> 45:18.137 Well, we were talking before about bins and things like that. 45:18.578 --> 45:19.318 What's the matter, Jude? 45:19.338 --> 45:20.699 That was only half the message. 45:21.141 --> 45:22.903 What? 45:22.963 --> 45:23.943 Oh, that's all I can see. 45:23.984 --> 45:25.265 What, does he get sexy after that? 45:25.505 --> 45:25.765 No. 45:26.806 --> 45:27.907 Coming off the pavement. 45:28.387 --> 45:28.828 Oh, right. 45:29.328 --> 45:30.249 Steaming up the pavement. 45:30.289 --> 45:32.051 Well, yeah, that was taken as red. 45:32.091 --> 45:32.811 That's what I assumed. 45:32.871 --> 45:39.497 Yeah, I mean, she's not going to drink a hot cup of... It's not like Summertime is the only time she realizes that she doesn't like the smell. 45:39.517 --> 45:43.721 No, no, it's going to be the delicious smell wafting from cafes and hot dog stands. 45:43.881 --> 45:45.102 Oh, smell of hot urine. 45:46.483 --> 45:47.825 What kind of a world do you live in, Jude? 45:49.226 --> 45:57.115 Someone else who is anonymous says, says, my granddad saying, I like it hot, but not this hot. 45:57.876 --> 45:59.938 Or upon greeting, he says, hot enough for you. 46:01.380 --> 46:01.840 That's true. 46:02.241 --> 46:04.322 Hot weather does bring out dad phrases. 46:04.402 --> 46:09.305 My dad would always complain because he grew up in the country as a lad, you know, and he didn't like... It's a dry heat. 46:09.786 --> 46:10.026 Right. 46:10.326 --> 46:17.011 He didn't like being trapped in the city when it was sunny, so whenever the sun would come out, he'd go, ugh, a filthy hot day. 46:17.691 --> 46:18.751 because he didn't like it at all. 46:18.771 --> 46:21.112 Dads are obsessed with dry heat and moist heat. 46:21.532 --> 46:21.812 Aren't they? 46:21.852 --> 46:25.053 And the difference between the heat in the Mediterranean and the UK. 46:25.373 --> 46:26.114 Humidity. 46:26.174 --> 46:27.074 What is it about that? 46:27.094 --> 46:30.455 There's a whole generation before us that was obsessed with humidity. 46:30.515 --> 46:34.436 Well, the older you get, the more you get the more sensitive you are. 46:34.456 --> 46:35.016 Yeah, exactly. 46:35.036 --> 46:37.637 And you just... Like an old bit of seaweed hanging from a rafter. 46:37.737 --> 46:38.157 Here we go. 46:38.998 --> 46:39.458 The beam. 46:41.138 --> 46:42.699 Here's another one from Helen in Lewisham. 46:43.160 --> 46:47.982 Because the sunny days are so rare, there's too much pressure to be out there in it having fun. 46:48.443 --> 46:48.683 In it. 46:49.683 --> 46:55.167 If you need to stay in, you feel guilty, or you get the feeling that everyone's at a barbecue or a party except you. 46:55.567 --> 46:56.888 Too much pressure! 46:56.908 --> 46:58.289 She puts in capital letters. 46:58.349 --> 46:58.549 Yeah. 46:58.689 --> 46:59.689 From Helen in Lewisham. 46:59.709 --> 47:00.630 That's true, isn't it? 47:00.710 --> 47:00.950 It is. 47:01.010 --> 47:03.532 It's like New Year's Eve all year round kind of thing, you know? 47:03.852 --> 47:04.052 Yeah. 47:04.192 --> 47:08.435 Our police would punish people for pressurising other people into having fun. 47:08.655 --> 47:09.055 That's right. 47:09.535 --> 47:10.576 And they would they kill them? 47:11.557 --> 47:13.718 Well, I don't know, that's up to the individual officer. 47:13.798 --> 47:14.539 With the kill stick? 47:14.579 --> 47:16.160 And his interpretation of the situation. 47:16.200 --> 47:18.882 There is room for, you know, thought, thought. 47:19.162 --> 47:23.204 Have you been pressuring that person and going out and having a good time, please? 47:24.929 --> 47:26.110 Had to kill him for that. 47:26.611 --> 47:27.332 Cool to dispose. 47:27.372 --> 47:28.493 We won't be doing that again. 47:29.234 --> 47:29.574 Ziggy? 47:31.256 --> 47:33.739 Another one from Anne-Marie is Flying Ant Day. 47:33.819 --> 47:34.199 Horrible. 47:34.219 --> 47:42.028 There's of course one day in the year where all the man ants grow wings and go flying around and the lady ants and they all make sweet love in the air. 47:42.548 --> 47:43.628 Mmm. 47:43.748 --> 47:45.689 I don't know whether scientists know what day it is. 47:45.709 --> 47:48.750 I think it's a mystery how they communicate it and how the day is chosen. 47:48.790 --> 47:49.470 It's true, isn't it? 47:49.490 --> 47:50.610 And you get swarms of them. 47:50.650 --> 47:56.072 And if you're riding your bike as well, you can suddenly go through a black cloud of these things in there in your hair. 47:56.452 --> 48:00.093 And if I've got a beard at that point... Or in your beard. 48:00.293 --> 48:01.494 It's all in my beard. 48:01.894 --> 48:02.914 Oh, it's horrible. 48:03.094 --> 48:04.334 That does sound horrible. 48:04.414 --> 48:05.295 Has it actually happened? 48:05.455 --> 48:07.755 Once or twice flying ants in the beard. 48:07.775 --> 48:08.656 It's no good. 48:08.696 --> 48:09.096 No one likes that. 48:09.116 --> 48:09.616 That's nasty. 48:10.596 --> 48:11.897 Here's another anonymous one. 48:12.717 --> 48:20.559 I hate that there's always... I hate that there's always still strong wind in hot weather so that skirts are impossible to wear with any dignity. 48:21.120 --> 48:22.060 That's a lady problem. 48:22.080 --> 48:22.600 I like it. 48:23.060 --> 48:23.720 Yeah, we like that. 48:23.740 --> 48:25.061 Dr. Sexy likes that, surely. 48:25.081 --> 48:26.361 Dr. Sexy likes that a lot. 48:27.022 --> 48:28.802 In fact, Dr. Sexy is creating the wind. 48:28.902 --> 48:34.124 We'll hear some more of your text about things that are not so great... Not in that way. 48:34.144 --> 48:35.184 Just for the big fan round the corner. 48:35.204 --> 48:37.585 I'm just ignoring Dr. Sexy's comments about wind. 48:37.785 --> 48:39.266 It looks as sexy as gonna be in trouble. 48:39.326 --> 48:40.206 Now, here's Vampire Weekend. 48:40.246 --> 48:46.949 They were playing this song, Oxford Comma, on Jonathan Ross' show last night, but they were playing the sweary version, because this features some prominent swearing, right? 48:47.269 --> 48:48.470 I haven't heard the radio version. 48:48.490 --> 48:51.291 I'm interested to see what they do instead of... Is this their new single? 48:51.331 --> 48:52.391 Yeah, instead of the F-word. 48:52.571 --> 48:56.273 I do believe Richard Adoie has done the video. 48:56.333 --> 48:56.793 Has he? 48:57.233 --> 48:58.274 He's a talented video director. 48:58.294 --> 49:01.415 He's the guy from the IT crowd, if you don't know that business. 49:01.575 --> 49:01.815 There you go. 49:01.835 --> 49:02.476 Anyway, here's the record. 49:02.756 --> 49:03.276 Oxford Comma. 49:06.311 --> 49:08.452 That's Vampire Weekend with Oxford Comma. 49:08.472 --> 49:10.913 That's released as a single on the 26th of May. 49:11.614 --> 49:14.215 Jonathan Ross was teasing them, wasn't he, at the top of his show? 49:14.255 --> 49:16.617 He was teasing one of them for wearing different clothes. 49:16.637 --> 49:18.097 Because they're sort of nerdy looking, yeah. 49:18.237 --> 49:19.878 They looked actually genuinely hurt. 49:20.359 --> 49:20.879 They looked uncomfortable. 49:20.899 --> 49:24.861 And then he said at the end of that, he said, Vampire Weekend, a foursome about to become a threesome. 49:25.001 --> 49:25.962 That's right. 49:26.122 --> 49:27.462 And that guy looked really upset. 49:27.622 --> 49:28.583 You don't say that. 49:28.663 --> 49:30.124 kind of thing to groups. 49:30.464 --> 49:30.684 No. 49:30.704 --> 49:37.287 Of course you don't have to say anything you want, but you know, groups, they're very insecure, there's all sorts of conflicts between them. 49:37.727 --> 49:42.249 God knows what horrible things that would have, you know, stoked in the man's brain. 49:42.269 --> 49:44.170 You could see the anxiety in his eyes. 49:44.250 --> 49:44.650 Exactly. 49:45.370 --> 49:46.491 I felt sorry for the minute. 49:46.531 --> 49:47.372 And they're a great band. 49:47.412 --> 49:49.994 Might have sowed a seed in the lead singer's brain as well. 49:50.014 --> 49:51.115 He's gonna split them up. 49:51.435 --> 49:51.875 Exactly. 49:52.136 --> 49:56.859 You know, we don't want too many talk show hosts thinking that you're, you know, a misfit. 49:57.080 --> 50:00.242 If they think you're a misfit, who knows what the public are gonna think? 50:00.482 --> 50:04.165 We're gonna have to get rid of you, my friend, and it all started with Jonathan Ross. 50:04.406 --> 50:05.106 Who was that guy? 50:05.126 --> 50:06.107 Which one of them was that? 50:06.407 --> 50:07.208 That was the lead singer. 50:07.348 --> 50:07.728 Was it? 50:08.269 --> 50:09.450 Oh, so he's probably okay. 50:09.930 --> 50:11.131 Oh, no, no, no, you mean the guy? 50:11.171 --> 50:13.353 No, the guy they were picking on, the guy that was wearing white. 50:13.434 --> 50:16.497 Everyone, the rest of the band were wearing black and he was just wearing white for some reason. 50:16.517 --> 50:17.658 I think it might have been the drummer. 50:18.178 --> 50:19.760 The drummers were always the first to go. 50:19.780 --> 50:21.381 Always the first, they're easily replaceable. 50:22.162 --> 50:22.663 Rossy! 50:22.683 --> 50:24.104 Anyone can play the drums. 50:24.124 --> 50:24.384 Really? 50:24.404 --> 50:24.845 That's a joke. 50:25.645 --> 50:29.408 Uh, Vampire Weekend are playing in town this week. 50:29.708 --> 50:30.329 Uh, where are they? 50:30.349 --> 50:32.550 12th of May at the Wedgwood Rooms in London. 50:32.910 --> 50:34.592 13th of May at the Electric Ballroom. 50:34.652 --> 50:35.592 I can't go to any of these. 50:35.692 --> 50:37.153 I'm away this week, unfortunately. 50:37.414 --> 50:40.015 They are supposed to be an amazing live proposition. 50:40.536 --> 50:43.458 Vampire Weekend, like tight as can be. 50:43.858 --> 50:46.300 So I would strongly recommend you go and seek them out. 50:46.320 --> 50:47.641 I wonder if they're playing any festivals. 50:47.901 --> 50:48.781 Are they in the UK? 50:49.022 --> 50:49.362 I don't know. 50:49.922 --> 50:53.544 Anyway, now, Joe, Dr. Sexie's got a choice coming up right now, hasn't he? 50:53.564 --> 50:54.284 Yeah, it's free play time. 50:54.324 --> 51:04.950 This is a slightly bad audio quality free play, but after the show last weekend, I stumbled upon a showing of a film on ITV2 called The Jerk, a very famous Steve Martin film. 51:05.430 --> 51:20.818 smash and man it was amazingly good I hadn't seen it for years but so funny directed by Carl Reiner who did all the classic Rob Reiner's Dead there you go and co-written by the guy that co-wrote jaws would you believe was it an amazingly funny script and really kind of 51:21.778 --> 51:25.440 Well, it's the sort of granddaddy of those kind of Will Ferrell comedies, you know? 51:25.640 --> 51:26.461 Absolutely, yeah. 51:26.521 --> 51:31.584 Loads of the ideas are kind of, lots of stuff from, er, that, that, that, A Walk Hard, the Dewey Cox story. 51:32.084 --> 51:33.004 Nicked out of the jerk. 51:33.024 --> 51:34.365 Lots of Jim Carrey stuff. 51:34.385 --> 51:34.605 Right. 51:34.926 --> 51:37.767 Wouldn't say nicked, but very, very influenced by the jerk. 51:38.007 --> 51:42.050 And if you happen to have never seen it, then you really should see it, because it really stands up. 51:42.130 --> 51:42.670 Yeah, it's brilliant. 51:43.610 --> 51:47.311 and there's a bit in it where he goes for a romantic. 51:47.371 --> 51:59.433 Steve Martin kind of plays this jerk, this complete loser, and he romances Bernadette Peters, who's amazing as well, and they have this little scene on the beach where he's singing her a romantic song. 51:59.813 --> 52:01.133 He gets out his ukulele. 52:01.993 --> 52:09.335 As you know, in real life Steve Martin is an amazing ukulele fiend, a brilliant player, and he sings the song I'm About to Play You. 52:11.275 --> 52:16.017 and check out the end because he's just kind of serenading her and she joins in, doesn't she? 52:16.157 --> 52:20.019 And then you think the song's ended and then do you remember what happens, Adam? 52:20.679 --> 52:21.800 No, what happens after that? 52:21.820 --> 52:25.001 It's like, does she get out like a trumpet or something? 52:25.021 --> 52:29.883 Yeah, she produces a trumpet and starts playing along and it all starts up again. 52:29.923 --> 52:31.964 There's a little bit of a jockage at the end as well. 52:31.984 --> 52:32.864 I don't know whether we'll play that. 52:33.164 --> 52:34.205 We'll see how we get on. 52:34.485 --> 52:38.787 This is Steve Martin and Bernadette Peters from The Jerk and the song's called Tonight You Belong to Me. 52:40.413 --> 52:43.156 I didn't want to get spit on me. 52:43.356 --> 52:46.218 Sounds like they're by a motorway there, but actually, actually by the sea. 52:46.258 --> 52:51.003 That's Steve Martin and Bernadette Peters with tonight you belong to me from The Jerk. 52:51.443 --> 52:52.064 That's a smash. 52:52.204 --> 52:53.305 Yeah, you got to see The Jerk. 52:53.365 --> 52:55.667 So many good lines in there, most of which are unrepeatable. 52:56.215 --> 52:57.316 My special purpose! 52:57.616 --> 52:58.957 My special purpose? 52:59.437 --> 53:03.079 I'm gonna find a typical run-of-the-mill bastard and I'm gonna shoot at him. 53:04.580 --> 53:07.962 That's not nothing to do with the joke, that Adam's just having a mental breakdown. 53:08.462 --> 53:10.143 This Adam and Jo on BBC 6 music? 53:11.144 --> 53:11.965 It's trail time. 53:12.745 --> 53:13.225 Here it is. 53:13.926 --> 53:14.206 Sunday. 53:17.537 --> 53:19.960 Well done, that's The Ravenettes with Love and a Trash Can. 53:19.980 --> 53:24.987 That was recorded for Gideon Coe as a live session and wonderful. 53:25.067 --> 53:28.692 It was too, although the album version is very good as well. 53:29.193 --> 53:32.056 So even better, maybe, than the session version? 53:32.076 --> 53:32.397 I don't know. 53:33.017 --> 53:42.460 The beautiful one extra DJ in the Next Door Studio, if you've just tuned in one extra doing their show from the Next Door Studio, we're divided by a big glass screen so we can see them very clearly. 53:42.480 --> 53:43.961 You can see us on the webcam if you like. 53:44.001 --> 53:45.021 The DJ's very beautiful. 53:45.761 --> 53:47.422 They've just asked whether Adam is single. 53:48.462 --> 53:50.664 Well, I think they were curious about both of us. 53:50.984 --> 53:52.145 I don't think they were. 53:52.185 --> 53:54.267 I think she was straight for Dr. Buckles. 53:54.527 --> 53:54.867 Really? 53:54.907 --> 53:57.289 Dr. Sexy, she didn't even appear on her radar. 53:57.670 --> 53:58.891 It was straight for Buckles. 53:59.611 --> 54:01.673 And that was pretty much a marriage proposal. 54:01.753 --> 54:04.555 It could have been one of the other members of the team, one of the men. 54:04.575 --> 54:07.618 No, I think it was definitely Lovelina. 54:08.799 --> 54:10.880 Lovelina Sexy Face, as I like to call her. 54:11.960 --> 54:12.380 What's her name? 54:12.400 --> 54:15.521 What's her real name? 54:15.561 --> 54:16.401 She's got energy. 54:16.481 --> 54:18.142 Is that her catchphrase? 54:18.162 --> 54:18.882 Because it should be. 54:20.063 --> 54:22.724 Let's have the text the nation jingle, can we just to clear the air? 54:22.744 --> 54:26.345 Text the nation. 54:26.385 --> 54:28.285 Text, text, text, text the nation. 54:28.345 --> 54:29.326 What if I don't want to? 54:29.566 --> 54:30.306 Text the nation. 54:30.386 --> 54:31.386 But I'm using email. 54:31.546 --> 54:32.307 Is that a problem? 54:32.327 --> 54:33.147 It doesn't matter, text. 54:36.121 --> 54:41.394 And we are asking you to text us or email us about things that aren't so great about the summer. 54:41.555 --> 54:43.920 Now here's a German phrase I'm going to ask you to attempt to read. 54:43.960 --> 54:44.822 I mean, it's by my thumb. 54:46.975 --> 54:53.382 Peuchweitz is the German word for the sweat you get at the top of your body cheeks. 54:54.844 --> 55:02.753 This cools amazingly quickly, leading me to believe Ray Mears uses sweaty bums as a last-ditch supply of drinking water. 55:02.793 --> 55:05.916 I remember the members of Travis used to refer to that stuff as spie. 55:06.577 --> 55:06.918 Really? 55:07.078 --> 55:07.318 Yeah. 55:07.759 --> 55:10.783 Well, and this is the sweat that gathers on the top of the buttocks? 55:11.164 --> 55:11.905 Yeah, yeah. 55:12.105 --> 55:12.947 Around that area. 55:12.967 --> 55:13.467 Just buttock sweat. 55:13.487 --> 55:14.509 Around that area, right. 55:14.569 --> 55:14.889 Really. 55:14.929 --> 55:16.392 That's from Stefan in Brixton. 55:17.013 --> 55:18.615 I'm going to be watching out for that this summer. 55:18.955 --> 55:21.459 No, it's not a pleasant phenomenon at all. 55:21.539 --> 55:22.460 It's revolting stuff. 55:23.161 --> 55:47.934 uh you know another thing that i was thinking of as well and i carry on with the text no you carry on with your thing yeah but i've lost my piece of paper okay emily says i also hate queuing behind smug posh couples in supermarkets buying their posh food for their smug barbecues she's got some mental problems got some chips on her shoulder there i like the idea that uh without saying anything someone behind you might just be 55:48.234 --> 55:50.295 Fuming at what you've bought. 55:50.535 --> 55:50.775 I know. 55:50.795 --> 55:54.876 Well, I often feel paranoid about things like that at supermarkets, and I think, oh, well, it's all in your mind. 55:54.896 --> 55:56.316 People aren't as mental as you are. 55:56.336 --> 55:57.196 Yes, they are. 55:57.216 --> 55:57.796 Yes, they are. 55:58.236 --> 56:01.717 That's another textination, supermarket psychological problems. 56:02.757 --> 56:10.259 For vegetarians, one of the annoying things about summer is the smell of burning meat from barbecues floating by. 56:10.339 --> 56:13.540 And going on is washing, says the jazz grandad. 56:14.020 --> 56:14.660 Jazz grandad. 56:14.920 --> 56:17.841 Well, listen, barbecues is a whole area that you could talk about. 56:17.841 --> 56:19.682 You said that as if you know the jazz grandad. 56:19.882 --> 56:21.082 Jazz grandad, jazzy grandad. 56:21.462 --> 56:23.243 Hey, how you doing, uh, JG? 56:23.503 --> 56:37.367 But, um, you know, barbecues are great and fun, especially if you're attending them, but if you are putting on a barbecue, if you wake up one day and think, I'm gonna get the barbecue out, give it a quick clean, and we're gonna have some barbecue fun, then you're in for a day of non-stop pain. 56:37.627 --> 56:40.268 There seems to be a class division that summer brings out. 56:40.288 --> 56:40.588 Mm-hmm. 56:40.768 --> 56:43.529 Posh people just like to chit-chat and drink pims. 56:43.749 --> 56:43.869 Mm-hmm. 56:44.409 --> 56:49.975 and enjoy the sound of chattering, chitty-chattering, drifting over summer meadows. 56:50.436 --> 56:59.505 Whereas less posh people seem to want to play loud music, have drink beer, and act as if the world is some sort of a zoo. 56:59.585 --> 57:00.246 And riot. 57:00.566 --> 57:01.247 And riot. 57:02.508 --> 57:04.610 For instance, here's one from Nick and Cardiff. 57:04.870 --> 57:15.237 There's a house near us that, once the sun comes out, decides to act as if they were in some sort of rap video and put on music really loud and drink outside. 57:15.777 --> 57:20.780 The latter's fair enough, really, but when the music's blaring out from an old Ford Fiesta, I draw the line. 57:21.141 --> 57:21.921 Absolutely. 57:22.001 --> 57:22.762 Class war! 57:23.732 --> 57:24.674 It does, but it all goes off. 57:24.734 --> 57:26.156 It's like, do the right thing though, isn't it? 57:26.356 --> 57:26.557 It is. 57:26.577 --> 57:30.343 I mean, that's one of the ultimate films about tensions in that film. 57:30.403 --> 57:33.948 Obviously it's racial tension, but things spilling over and encouraged by the heat. 57:33.988 --> 57:37.013 This is such an amazing atmosphere of oppressive heat in that film. 57:37.534 --> 57:38.856 That's brilliant for all that. 57:39.099 --> 57:43.423 Yeah, here's another good one, well pointed out by Spencer in Dalston. 57:43.823 --> 57:46.406 He says, showing off in public parks. 57:46.466 --> 57:51.270 Last weekend it was two kiwi blokes practicing their flair bartending. 57:51.791 --> 57:53.992 All of the girls I was with simply mocked them. 57:54.093 --> 57:55.334 Terrible waste of space. 57:55.734 --> 57:56.695 Bartending that. 57:57.015 --> 57:58.036 I thought that had gone away. 57:58.056 --> 58:00.958 I used to be a bartender and we were well into flare flare. 58:00.998 --> 58:04.741 Of course listeners is when you're doing jungling with Tom Cruise. 58:04.781 --> 58:06.622 Yeah, it was big on Britain's Got Talent. 58:06.642 --> 58:10.345 There are a couple of guys doing that that ridiculously nearly one still. 58:10.645 --> 58:11.165 Yeah. 58:11.345 --> 58:12.666 Well, that was last year, last summer. 58:12.807 --> 58:13.847 Oh, right. 58:13.987 --> 58:15.769 And he also points out Spencer. 58:16.229 --> 58:21.133 Also the people who play a drum on their own like the Gemby drum or something. 58:21.153 --> 58:21.373 Yes. 58:21.713 --> 58:24.475 Yeah, I just go out to the park and drum. 58:24.875 --> 58:26.596 Well, everybody loves my drumming. 58:26.716 --> 58:27.937 People do like practicing. 58:29.058 --> 58:32.961 There was a guy in the park the other day and he was juggling. 58:33.261 --> 58:35.502 He was practicing his juggling, but he wasn't very good yet. 58:35.542 --> 58:36.683 Like he was trying to get good. 58:37.103 --> 58:38.124 But he was, it was enjoyable. 58:38.144 --> 58:39.125 And there was people watching him. 58:39.325 --> 58:42.447 And then there was a lady painting a portrait as well, like a young lady. 58:42.787 --> 58:44.828 And she got like a crowd of people gathered around. 58:44.869 --> 58:47.951 Everyone was just amazed that there would be someone actually painting something. 58:48.011 --> 58:49.712 What would the Adam and Jo please do with her? 58:49.772 --> 58:51.593 Would that be a stun, a kill? 58:52.033 --> 58:55.235 Or just a... Or just a punish. 58:55.675 --> 58:57.737 No, you don't get punished for painting. 58:57.797 --> 58:59.218 Well, why are you talking about it then? 58:59.418 --> 59:03.260 I'm just saying that the summertime brings out some of these people. 59:03.280 --> 59:05.982 We're not going to kill them for painting enough. 59:06.002 --> 59:07.222 For self-expression. 59:08.823 --> 59:09.964 It's just untidy. 59:10.084 --> 59:11.965 Well, when you put it like that, maybe we should. 59:12.706 --> 59:15.867 Here's the specials right now with a message to you, Rudy. 59:16.868 --> 59:17.108 Is it? 59:17.408 --> 59:18.269 Or is it Marvin Gaye? 59:18.509 --> 59:19.910 Oh, it's all gone very confusing. 59:23.505 --> 59:28.628 In the end, it wasn't Marvin Gaye or the specials. 59:29.208 --> 59:31.970 It was Nick Cave with the Bad Seeds. 59:32.570 --> 59:34.191 Well, it just says Bad Seeds here. 59:34.411 --> 59:37.773 I don't know if we should just credit the Bad Seeds and not Nick Cave. 59:38.353 --> 59:43.516 But anyway, it was clearly Nick Cave based fun and that was called More News from Nowhere. 59:43.536 --> 59:46.178 This is Adam and Jo on BBC Six Music. 59:46.798 --> 59:49.841 Joe Cornish, you're fondling your little book there. 59:49.861 --> 59:51.462 Have you got anything, any pearls? 59:51.942 --> 59:52.723 Not really. 59:52.983 --> 59:57.807 Well I'm just reading a few of these texts about what we should do for Song Wars this week. 59:57.847 --> 59:58.408 Yes, good idea. 59:58.848 --> 01:00:00.830 And a couple of these have caught my eye. 01:00:01.210 --> 01:00:03.272 Here's a quick suggestion from Song Wars. 01:00:03.352 --> 01:00:05.173 This is from Shannon from Australia. 01:00:05.554 --> 01:00:09.117 It's amazing isn't it that people would listen to our show in Australia. 01:00:09.517 --> 01:00:18.408 I mean, it's technically, it's not amazing because it's a small world, obviously, we're all connected by the internet, but still, it just seems extraordinary to me that someone in Australia would listen to our show. 01:00:18.428 --> 01:00:19.510 What else should they be doing? 01:00:19.630 --> 01:00:22.313 Listening to Australian radio. 01:00:22.874 --> 01:00:25.137 Johnny and Wongle's show. 01:00:25.157 --> 01:00:26.318 The Johnny and Wongle show. 01:00:26.358 --> 01:00:26.839 Yeah. 01:00:27.079 --> 01:00:27.959 Good morning, Sydney. 01:00:28.260 --> 01:00:29.440 It's Johnny and Wongles. 01:00:29.560 --> 01:00:30.181 I'm Johnny. 01:00:30.401 --> 01:00:31.161 He's Wongles. 01:00:31.461 --> 01:00:34.463 Watch out, because we got a scorching show coming for you. 01:00:34.723 --> 01:00:35.763 Here's Midnight Oil. 01:00:38.304 --> 01:00:38.585 Wow. 01:00:38.725 --> 01:00:39.825 That's what it's like. 01:00:40.325 --> 01:00:41.186 That's what it's like. 01:00:41.446 --> 01:00:42.246 It's the number one show. 01:00:42.306 --> 01:00:44.067 It's the number one show in Sydney. 01:00:44.387 --> 01:00:45.868 The Johnny and Wongles hour. 01:00:46.368 --> 01:00:47.469 Here's Midnight Oil. 01:00:49.230 --> 01:00:50.710 That's what every link sounds like. 01:00:50.730 --> 01:00:52.251 Coming up, mental as anything. 01:00:53.352 --> 01:00:53.692 Well done. 01:00:54.172 --> 01:00:55.072 That's what it's like. 01:00:55.092 --> 01:00:56.353 That's what I can come up with. 01:00:58.674 --> 01:00:59.414 Minute work. 01:01:00.035 --> 01:01:01.295 Coming up after the break. 01:01:01.876 --> 01:01:03.136 It's Johnny and Wongles. 01:01:03.456 --> 01:01:04.097 I'm joking. 01:01:04.437 --> 01:01:05.477 Australia's not like that. 01:01:05.577 --> 01:01:06.358 It's sophisticated. 01:01:06.478 --> 01:01:08.779 Anyway, here's... There goes our Australian listener. 01:01:08.799 --> 01:01:09.159 Exactly. 01:01:09.179 --> 01:01:10.400 Sorry, Shannon, from Australia. 01:01:11.100 --> 01:01:12.320 Just a quick suggestion for Song Wars. 01:01:12.340 --> 01:01:15.622 She says, how about a theme tune for a TV show? 01:01:16.062 --> 01:01:21.225 Lots of chances for cheesy lyrics, not that either of you could be accused of writing cheesy lyrics. 01:01:22.245 --> 01:01:27.107 Like a existing TV show, maybe like an alternative theme for a TV show. 01:01:27.607 --> 01:01:32.569 We kind of did that with movies, with the exit music we did, but it's certainly a good area, isn't it? 01:01:32.669 --> 01:01:35.370 Like a show that needs a better theme tune. 01:01:35.570 --> 01:01:41.453 Or I think she's suggesting theme tunes that sort of tell the story of the show in the tune. 01:01:41.513 --> 01:01:42.813 Like the Dukes of Hazzard theme or something. 01:01:42.853 --> 01:01:43.094 Exactly. 01:01:43.254 --> 01:01:46.495 So maybe like an inappropriate application of that kind of logic. 01:01:46.815 --> 01:01:51.197 Well, maybe that style of theme tune for a show like Loose Women or something. 01:01:52.537 --> 01:01:52.817 You know? 01:01:53.297 --> 01:01:53.637 Yeah. 01:01:53.737 --> 01:01:55.578 That would be quite an insulting song. 01:01:56.799 --> 01:01:57.559 If I were it is. 01:01:59.499 --> 01:01:59.880 Here we go. 01:01:59.940 --> 01:02:00.720 Morning, guys. 01:02:01.020 --> 01:02:02.160 Great show so far. 01:02:03.081 --> 01:02:04.461 Says the text there. 01:02:04.761 --> 01:02:05.362 Now it's nice. 01:02:05.682 --> 01:02:06.742 Claire and Guilford, this is. 01:02:07.082 --> 01:02:07.922 It's my 19th birthday. 01:02:07.942 --> 01:02:08.883 She's monitoring the show. 01:02:09.103 --> 01:02:10.163 She's our quality monitor. 01:02:10.183 --> 01:02:10.463 Yeah. 01:02:10.583 --> 01:02:11.404 Quality control. 01:02:11.444 --> 01:02:12.964 She's got a pad and a pen and a clipboard. 01:02:13.304 --> 01:02:14.045 She's drawing a graph. 01:02:14.105 --> 01:02:14.845 And a laser stick. 01:02:15.765 --> 01:02:20.807 It's my 19th birthday next week, and like many people, sometimes I get tired of the plain old Happy Birthday song. 01:02:21.187 --> 01:02:25.808 Therefore, it would make my day if you came up with a brand new birthday song for Song Wars. 01:02:26.308 --> 01:02:26.948 That's a good idea. 01:02:26.988 --> 01:02:29.949 Now, they did this on the series Look Around You. 01:02:30.029 --> 01:02:33.150 One of the writers of that, Robert Popper, wrote a kind of amazing new. 01:02:33.210 --> 01:02:34.430 Him and Peter Serafinowicz, yeah. 01:02:34.470 --> 01:02:35.670 Happy Birthday song, yeah. 01:02:35.991 --> 01:02:37.371 So we could play that. 01:02:37.631 --> 01:02:43.854 It starts off, because I remember we were at Peter's birthday one time, and they all sang this happy birthday song. 01:02:43.874 --> 01:02:50.397 It started out like a normal happy birthday song, but then they've written a whole sort of middle eight for it, with special lyrics and everything. 01:02:50.437 --> 01:02:50.897 It's amazing. 01:02:50.957 --> 01:02:53.118 But yeah, we could do an alternative birthday song. 01:02:53.158 --> 01:02:53.539 What do you think? 01:02:53.579 --> 01:02:54.039 That's a good idea. 01:02:54.079 --> 01:02:56.060 I think that's a very good idea, because it's very lucrative. 01:02:56.539 --> 01:02:57.660 Yeah. 01:02:57.721 --> 01:03:02.927 People, if you want to, you never hear people singing Happy Birthday in films because it's so expensive. 01:03:02.967 --> 01:03:03.828 Who owns the rights? 01:03:04.048 --> 01:03:05.630 We discussed this before, didn't we? 01:03:06.912 --> 01:03:12.439 Everyone's got, some people say, oh, it's Paul McCartney or it's Michael Jackson, or I don't know what, or it's enshrined. 01:03:12.579 --> 01:03:13.901 We did find out once, didn't we? 01:03:14.241 --> 01:03:15.982 I don't think it's any of those famous people. 01:03:16.002 --> 01:03:17.803 I think it's some non-famous person. 01:03:17.843 --> 01:03:19.063 But somebody does own the rights. 01:03:19.103 --> 01:03:22.124 And if you want to sing it in a song, you have to pay them a lot of money. 01:03:22.505 --> 01:03:24.605 So we could write a new one and ka-ching. 01:03:25.026 --> 01:03:31.028 Yeah, that's the holy grail for songwriters, surely, to write the new birthday song that becomes the standard. 01:03:31.068 --> 01:03:32.289 A couple of other suggestions. 01:03:33.129 --> 01:03:34.290 A Eurovision song. 01:03:35.250 --> 01:03:36.230 When is Eurovision? 01:03:36.270 --> 01:03:37.251 Is that coming up this summer? 01:03:37.671 --> 01:03:38.231 Two weeks. 01:03:38.531 --> 01:03:39.032 Two weeks. 01:03:39.172 --> 01:03:40.372 And who's the British entry? 01:03:41.053 --> 01:03:41.933 He's a bin man. 01:03:43.383 --> 01:03:43.823 Oh, right. 01:03:43.843 --> 01:03:45.885 He's the fella off the X Factor. 01:03:47.106 --> 01:03:47.526 Yeah. 01:03:47.606 --> 01:03:48.347 No, I remember him. 01:03:48.407 --> 01:03:49.668 He was a good, good chap. 01:03:49.708 --> 01:03:53.951 This is Peter from Kettering saying Eurovision. 01:03:53.971 --> 01:04:02.737 I'm sure you've heard this suggested many times already, but what with Eurovision taking place shortly, surely that's got tons of potential as demonstrated by Neil Hannon on the thing he did for the Culture Show. 01:04:02.777 --> 01:04:05.159 Presumably they got him to write something Eurovision-esque. 01:04:05.199 --> 01:04:07.360 I find that a bit of a broad remit. 01:04:07.500 --> 01:04:08.821 Really a bit too broad. 01:04:08.941 --> 01:04:09.802 Well, it can be anything. 01:04:09.962 --> 01:04:11.163 A song for Europe can be anything. 01:04:11.203 --> 01:04:15.224 Well, Peter also suggests a trip to the supermarket, which we were talking about before. 01:04:15.304 --> 01:04:19.486 Empty shelves, annoying people in the queues, trolley rage, security guard that always seems to be following you around. 01:04:19.506 --> 01:04:21.266 I may have covered supermarkets in European supermarkets. 01:04:21.566 --> 01:04:22.246 Of course you did. 01:04:22.266 --> 01:04:24.127 The classic European supermarket. 01:04:24.747 --> 01:04:26.308 That'll be available on the Sun Wars album. 01:04:26.768 --> 01:04:27.188 Lego. 01:04:27.448 --> 01:04:28.308 Something about Lego. 01:04:28.328 --> 01:04:30.049 Something about Lego. 01:04:30.149 --> 01:04:30.689 50th birthday. 01:04:31.209 --> 01:04:36.111 In 2008, these are good suggestions, Peter, but so far, I'm veering towards the birthday thing. 01:04:36.131 --> 01:04:36.591 The birthday song. 01:04:36.691 --> 01:04:38.632 I was thinking a new national anthem as well. 01:04:38.972 --> 01:04:39.092 Oh. 01:04:39.592 --> 01:04:41.053 A new British national anthem. 01:04:41.253 --> 01:04:41.973 That's a good idea. 01:04:41.993 --> 01:04:42.593 Some proper lyrics. 01:04:42.633 --> 01:04:43.434 I mean, it's tempting. 01:04:43.474 --> 01:04:44.554 That's a bit political, isn't it? 01:04:44.574 --> 01:04:47.335 It's tempting just to go into more binge drinking stuff. 01:04:47.375 --> 01:04:48.696 Something about Bojo the Clown. 01:04:48.956 --> 01:04:52.057 I like birthdays because that needs to be sung by children, doesn't it? 01:04:52.077 --> 01:04:52.137 Yes. 01:04:52.157 --> 01:04:53.337 It needs to be super simple. 01:04:53.457 --> 01:04:53.637 Yes. 01:04:53.657 --> 01:04:57.059 It needs to work as a melody without even any backing music, just sung. 01:04:57.819 --> 01:04:58.620 That's a challenge. 01:04:58.720 --> 01:05:00.301 It needs to be corruptible as well. 01:05:00.321 --> 01:05:02.543 You need to be able to make a sort of insulting version of it. 01:05:03.283 --> 01:05:06.866 To be hurtful, because it's always good to hurt someone's feelings on their birth. 01:05:06.886 --> 01:05:09.708 Well listen, Claire in Guildford, thank you for your suggestion. 01:05:09.748 --> 01:05:10.669 I think we're going to go with that. 01:05:10.689 --> 01:05:12.010 I think we're going to go with a new birthday song. 01:05:12.050 --> 01:05:12.531 Is it official? 01:05:12.711 --> 01:05:13.691 Yeah, it's official. 01:05:14.112 --> 01:05:17.494 A new birthday song is next week's Song Wars mission. 01:05:18.415 --> 01:05:19.976 Right now, here's some proper music. 01:05:20.016 --> 01:05:22.538 This is the Velvettes with, he was really saying something. 01:05:23.659 --> 01:05:25.380 That's the Velvettes with really saying something. 01:05:25.400 --> 01:05:26.681 Didn't Bananarama cover that? 01:05:26.721 --> 01:05:27.382 Yeah, they did. 01:05:27.482 --> 01:05:29.543 Quite successfully, I think, as well, you know. 01:05:29.844 --> 01:05:32.165 Are they still the biggest girl group of all time, Bananarama? 01:05:32.466 --> 01:05:32.566 No. 01:05:32.586 --> 01:05:33.326 So many questions. 01:05:33.586 --> 01:05:34.927 Who would have replaced them, do you think? 01:05:35.167 --> 01:05:35.668 Girls Aloud. 01:05:36.068 --> 01:05:36.909 Girls Aloud. 01:05:37.689 --> 01:05:38.370 Or Spice Girls. 01:05:38.410 --> 01:05:40.531 Girls Aloud are phenomenally successful, aren't they? 01:05:41.092 --> 01:05:42.133 I poured scorn on them. 01:05:42.153 --> 01:05:45.875 I've got absolutely no idea, you know, who's going to be the big ones. 01:05:45.895 --> 01:05:49.338 Do you remember when we talked about this before, maybe, when we were doing the Adam and Jo show? 01:05:49.418 --> 01:05:51.639 Yeah, you know, like, who's going to become successful? 01:05:51.659 --> 01:05:52.460 Oh, when a band first 01:05:52.540 --> 01:05:55.042 emerge whether they're going to be lasting or just with them. 01:05:55.622 --> 01:06:11.434 Like when we started doing the Adam and Jo show we wanted to do a thing about like having a silly teen band in the studio that we would ridicule and we were offered Atomic Kitten because they had just started out and I said no they are absolutely useless. 01:06:11.474 --> 01:06:13.556 Who was the other band we were offered who did it in the end? 01:06:13.676 --> 01:06:15.077 Buffalo G. Yes. 01:06:15.177 --> 01:06:17.879 Adam Plump for Buffalo G. He put his money on the G. 01:06:18.880 --> 01:06:21.401 They were very good, and they did an excellent job. 01:06:21.841 --> 01:06:28.582 But Atomic Kitten certainly had a few years in the sunshine unexpectedly, and no, nobody saw that coming, least of all me. 01:06:29.102 --> 01:06:31.103 Anyway, here's a free play for you now, listeners. 01:06:31.123 --> 01:06:32.243 I picked this one for you. 01:06:32.283 --> 01:06:35.764 This is one of the records that we get sent here every now and again. 01:06:35.784 --> 01:06:38.865 I listened to it, and it was an absolute peach right the way through. 01:06:38.905 --> 01:06:41.985 This is a guy called Jape, and he's from Dublin. 01:06:42.325 --> 01:06:44.806 I think his name is Richard Egan. 01:06:45.406 --> 01:06:49.809 And this is his third album, Ritual, and he's a little bit like Simple Kid. 01:06:49.829 --> 01:06:51.209 Did you ever listen to Simple Kid, Joe? 01:06:51.229 --> 01:06:52.030 Yeah. 01:06:52.130 --> 01:06:57.673 It sort of reminds me of that, that sort of lo-fi-ish, slightly Beck-folk-y thing going on. 01:06:57.693 --> 01:06:58.293 Toytronica. 01:06:58.593 --> 01:06:58.953 Yeah. 01:06:59.634 --> 01:07:00.654 But not so much, you know? 01:07:00.694 --> 01:07:02.155 It's a little more muscular than that. 01:07:02.515 --> 01:07:11.400 And in fact, the raconteurs are big fans of this guy, Jape, and they sang this song, I Was a Man, apparently every night on their tour last year, they covered it. 01:07:12.020 --> 01:07:13.823 And I can see why it's really got something. 01:07:14.043 --> 01:07:24.797 It's got a few prominent swears in it, which I've pasted over with my young son Frank, with some non-controversial talking from him when he was about two. 01:07:25.438 --> 01:07:26.359 So I hope you enjoy this. 01:07:26.519 --> 01:07:28.142 This is Jake with I Was a Man. 01:07:35.054 --> 01:07:36.835 Frankie O'Reilly, what happened there? 01:07:36.875 --> 01:07:38.436 Does it end like that, really? 01:07:38.656 --> 01:07:39.596 No, it just cut out. 01:07:39.636 --> 01:07:41.277 That was part of the Doctor Buckles' remix. 01:07:41.317 --> 01:07:43.698 Doctor Buckles decided it should stop dead right there. 01:07:43.958 --> 01:07:44.938 That would be quite a good thing. 01:07:45.139 --> 01:07:48.980 That's the kind of thing Richard James or the effects of Twin would do, isn't it? 01:07:49.000 --> 01:07:50.121 I've remixed your track for you. 01:07:50.261 --> 01:07:51.581 It's just silence now, okay? 01:07:51.942 --> 01:07:52.562 Here, head round that. 01:07:53.072 --> 01:07:58.557 That was good, Frank did a very good job there of providing some, uh, you know, clean, um, bits of verbiage. 01:07:58.737 --> 01:08:03.060 Yeah, Jape, that was, was, uh, with, uh, I Was A Man from the album Ritual. 01:08:03.100 --> 01:08:04.862 This is Adam and Joe here on BBC 6 Music. 01:08:04.882 --> 01:08:05.562 Let's have the jingle! 01:08:07.804 --> 01:08:08.625 Text-a-nation! 01:08:08.665 --> 01:08:09.726 Text, text, text! 01:08:09.846 --> 01:08:10.587 Text-a-nation! 01:08:10.647 --> 01:08:11.628 What if I don't want to? 01:08:11.868 --> 01:08:12.588 Text-a-nation! 01:08:12.688 --> 01:08:13.669 But I'm using email! 01:08:13.849 --> 01:08:14.590 Is that a problem? 01:08:14.610 --> 01:08:15.451 It doesn't matter, text! 01:08:17.935 --> 01:08:21.477 Now, we're talking on Text the Nation today about annoying things about the summer. 01:08:21.557 --> 01:08:23.578 I say again, we're not trying to bring the summer down. 01:08:23.598 --> 01:08:29.461 We're just as excited and... and... in... in... what's the word for enjoying something... uh... Sexed up? 01:08:29.682 --> 01:08:31.182 Sex... yes. 01:08:31.763 --> 01:08:33.824 We're just as sexed up about the summer. 01:08:34.404 --> 01:08:35.685 as the next man. 01:08:36.005 --> 01:08:45.512 But we think there are some things about it that are annoying and to make it perfect should be stamped out by a new police force that we've invented today, the Adam and Jo police force. 01:08:45.532 --> 01:08:51.577 It's made up of you, the listeners, who are going to send special uniforms and we're going to arm you with sticks. 01:08:51.857 --> 01:08:52.457 Summer sticks. 01:08:52.678 --> 01:08:56.901 Summer sticks which have three powers they can punish, stun or kill. 01:08:57.501 --> 01:09:01.847 And some of our listeners have really embraced this idea in a slightly troubling manner. 01:09:01.907 --> 01:09:10.879 For instance, Lee says, I'd happily stun stroke kill any skinny poser who juggles badly or plays with those stick and rope things in crowded parks. 01:09:10.920 --> 01:09:12.061 I think we mentioned these before. 01:09:12.502 --> 01:09:13.823 Just send me the hardware. 01:09:14.304 --> 01:09:16.287 What's wrong with those guys? 01:09:16.327 --> 01:09:17.408 Come on, who are they hurting? 01:09:17.749 --> 01:09:19.891 I think it's nice if you're doing a little bit of juggling. 01:09:20.152 --> 01:09:23.376 If you're a good juggler as well, then that's just good juggling. 01:09:23.456 --> 01:09:23.897 I agree. 01:09:24.017 --> 01:09:25.038 I agree with you completely. 01:09:25.078 --> 01:09:28.062 However, Lee doesn't and he's prepared to go to prison for it. 01:09:28.102 --> 01:09:29.524 He's going to use the kill stick on them. 01:09:30.064 --> 01:09:32.406 Tim, as well, is very keen on the kill stick. 01:09:32.867 --> 01:09:34.828 Bad barbecue food should be outlawed. 01:09:34.868 --> 01:09:38.751 I love a good barbecue, but most of the time it's burnt, undercooked or both. 01:09:39.192 --> 01:09:41.534 A stun offence on the police death sticks. 01:09:41.894 --> 01:09:43.095 Yeah, well that's true, isn't it? 01:09:43.415 --> 01:09:44.956 But I mean, it's less about the 01:09:45.697 --> 01:09:47.417 food than the ambience with a barbecue. 01:09:47.437 --> 01:09:49.258 You know what, I'm scaling down the police force. 01:09:49.418 --> 01:09:55.379 I think it would be better if they didn't have a uniform, but they were armed with the sticks and they'd have a big colourful Adam and Jo logo on them. 01:09:55.819 --> 01:09:59.860 And at any point in a social situation, they could be pulled out and zzzt. 01:10:00.340 --> 01:10:00.580 Right. 01:10:00.840 --> 01:10:02.201 And any one of those three settings. 01:10:02.481 --> 01:10:08.642 You're not worried that people eventually would resent the police force a little bit. 01:10:09.362 --> 01:10:11.444 Well, that's all in the day's work for the police. 01:10:11.504 --> 01:10:13.426 Rise up against us. 01:10:13.526 --> 01:10:15.387 We'd be the most evil men in the entire world. 01:10:15.467 --> 01:10:17.629 What other people are we going to have done then? 01:10:18.050 --> 01:10:19.231 Well, no, it's just those two. 01:10:19.271 --> 01:10:22.153 Just Lee and Tim are armed with the sticks at the moment. 01:10:22.233 --> 01:10:24.075 No one else has embraced the sticks quite so fully. 01:10:24.095 --> 01:10:26.437 Here's one from Hannah. 01:10:26.817 --> 01:10:32.041 Horrible, ugly, topless boys walking around with horrible tattoos and nipple piercings. 01:10:32.904 --> 01:10:34.566 Well, we mentioned this before. 01:10:34.666 --> 01:10:35.427 I agree with you. 01:10:35.967 --> 01:10:38.730 Yeah, those kind of little scrawny troublemaker types. 01:10:39.071 --> 01:10:42.855 It's bringing out the grumpy old men in the listeners, this idea for Text the Nation. 01:10:42.915 --> 01:10:51.083 Gary and Mill Hill says, from April to July, I think school kids should be banned from public transport as they are off the stink radar. 01:10:51.484 --> 01:10:51.944 Yeah. 01:10:52.325 --> 01:10:53.686 Well, it's not just school kids, though, is it? 01:10:53.706 --> 01:10:54.607 It's lots of people. 01:10:54.747 --> 01:10:55.568 He's not what he means, is it? 01:10:55.628 --> 01:10:57.990 He means on the stink radar in a massive way. 01:10:58.170 --> 01:10:59.631 No, he means off the, off the scale. 01:10:59.651 --> 01:11:00.392 Off the scale, right. 01:11:00.412 --> 01:11:01.453 Off the stink scale. 01:11:01.573 --> 01:11:06.277 Schools should have decontamination wash posts set up, like in Dr No. 01:11:06.397 --> 01:11:06.857 That's true. 01:11:06.937 --> 01:11:09.279 Their odour burns my nasal hair. 01:11:10.020 --> 01:11:12.582 Yeah, no, that's absolutely true, but it's not just school. 01:11:12.802 --> 01:11:13.182 So is it? 01:11:13.222 --> 01:11:20.804 It's lots of people who just forget to make proper provision for hot weather in a deodorant zone, you know? 01:11:20.984 --> 01:11:23.784 But it's also a problem of what clothes to pick out. 01:11:23.804 --> 01:11:36.207 You know, you can go for a day out on a hot day, and you think, it's scorching today, I want to be comfortable, so I'm going to wear my shorts and my T-shirt, you go out, and then it gets to be balmy for a while, and then it's a little nippy in the evening. 01:11:36.787 --> 01:11:37.688 And then you're stuffed. 01:11:37.868 --> 01:11:41.070 You haven't got the proper clothing to deal with the situation at all. 01:11:41.430 --> 01:11:43.212 And it turns into a nightmare! 01:11:43.232 --> 01:11:44.032 A living hell. 01:11:44.553 --> 01:11:52.618 Kevin in Yeovil says, one of the worst things about summer is sitting in a traffic jam trying to get to the beach and getting so sweaty that you become stuck to the seat. 01:11:52.658 --> 01:11:57.302 That's quite evocative for slightly more mature listeners when cars used to have plastic seats. 01:11:57.322 --> 01:11:58.022 Final seats. 01:11:58.142 --> 01:12:02.906 You used to be able to not sit on them and as a child the burnt thighs, you know, wearing shorts. 01:12:02.966 --> 01:12:03.466 Absolutely. 01:12:03.666 --> 01:12:04.507 When your skin actually 01:12:04.747 --> 01:12:06.049 it sort of peels off them. 01:12:06.249 --> 01:12:09.452 Well, what about when you've been to the supermarket, right? 01:12:09.492 --> 01:12:13.917 You're helping your mum with the shopping bags, you get in the car, you have to leave the car doors open for a little bit. 01:12:14.298 --> 01:12:22.968 But, you know, maybe you'll just jump in there, sit on the vinyl seat, your skin melds to the, is that the right word, meldges? 01:12:23.308 --> 01:12:24.649 I asked Milgis is the right word. 01:12:24.669 --> 01:12:25.629 With the vinyl. 01:12:25.909 --> 01:12:26.570 It's a nightmare. 01:12:26.670 --> 01:12:29.071 Actually, here's someone else who likes the death stick I did. 01:12:29.231 --> 01:12:30.192 The punishment stick. 01:12:30.232 --> 01:12:34.474 They've remained anonymous, but the text goes people with horrid feet on show. 01:12:34.654 --> 01:12:35.494 Exclamation mark. 01:12:35.615 --> 01:12:37.636 Sunglasses worn on the top of the head. 01:12:38.616 --> 01:12:39.977 Now, that's quite pedantic, isn't it? 01:12:40.017 --> 01:12:41.098 Is there anything in that? 01:12:41.378 --> 01:12:43.320 I think it's fair enough, isn't it, in the summertime? 01:12:43.380 --> 01:12:47.163 Well, it's a very practical place to store them if you need to pop them on and off. 01:12:47.423 --> 01:12:48.124 I know what he's saying. 01:12:48.624 --> 01:12:49.305 I know what he's saying. 01:12:49.345 --> 01:12:51.446 It did sort of start, didn't it, in the 70s. 01:12:51.506 --> 01:12:52.647 It suddenly started, I think. 01:12:52.687 --> 01:12:55.209 It must have been like... Someone must have had the idea to do it. 01:12:55.269 --> 01:12:55.550 Did they? 01:12:56.190 --> 01:12:57.391 I don't know what I'm talking about. 01:12:57.451 --> 01:13:02.192 Hey, here's another thing as well that's not so good when it gets really hot is sleeping at night though. 01:13:02.513 --> 01:13:11.176 Don't you find it gets really, really hot really quickly and it's impossible to regulate it and then you have to put your windows down but the noise can be very bad if you're in the city then. 01:13:11.736 --> 01:13:12.477 That's very true. 01:13:12.577 --> 01:13:14.998 Now, Adam, I'd like you to just trail this trail. 01:13:15.819 --> 01:13:16.219 Okay. 01:13:16.579 --> 01:13:20.141 Now, this is an exciting trail, listeners, because it's about... Hang on a second. 01:13:20.161 --> 01:13:21.602 I'm going to trail you trailing the trail. 01:13:21.622 --> 01:13:21.962 Oh, right. 01:13:22.022 --> 01:13:24.084 In a second, listeners, Adam is going to trail the trail. 01:13:24.244 --> 01:13:26.325 We're going to do some jingles for trails, I think. 01:13:26.445 --> 01:13:26.705 Yeah. 01:13:26.966 --> 01:13:30.107 That will trail... You know, next week we're going to have song wars plus jingles. 01:13:30.588 --> 01:13:31.648 I have no idea what this trail about. 01:13:31.668 --> 01:13:35.631 It just says BBC HD Gen A. What could that possibly mean? 01:13:36.031 --> 01:13:38.436 Is it the new free sat box? 01:13:38.456 --> 01:13:41.042 There's a new free box that can get you high definition telly. 01:13:41.062 --> 01:13:41.783 I'm excited about it. 01:13:41.803 --> 01:13:42.424 Let's find out. 01:13:42.445 --> 01:13:42.745 Let's see. 01:13:44.028 --> 01:13:51.593 You can now watch BBC favourites such as Torchwood and Euro 2008 in high definition on the BBC HD channel. 01:13:52.173 --> 01:13:56.756 All you need is an HD-ready TV and an HD service with a digital box. 01:13:57.637 --> 01:14:06.283 For more information go to bbc.co.uk slash BBC HD TV Go cinematic on the BBC HD channel. 01:14:07.912 --> 01:14:10.475 They've got Westwood to do that trailer. 01:14:10.555 --> 01:14:12.859 Now you're rolling with the big dogs. 01:14:13.239 --> 01:14:15.342 They're suppressing the black plastic. 01:14:15.963 --> 01:14:16.263 Yes. 01:14:16.283 --> 01:14:17.805 Why did they get him to do it? 01:14:17.825 --> 01:14:19.367 Because he's high definition. 01:14:19.407 --> 01:14:21.590 If it's pure fire, lick it twice. 01:14:21.930 --> 01:14:23.492 Tell us about the flavor, Flav. 01:14:24.033 --> 01:14:26.194 Tell us a little bit more about Afrocentricity. 01:14:26.574 --> 01:14:28.435 Well, you can introduce Public Enemy now, can't you? 01:14:28.455 --> 01:14:29.216 Is it Public Enemy? 01:14:29.336 --> 01:14:29.536 Yeah. 01:14:29.576 --> 01:14:30.216 What do they got? 01:14:30.596 --> 01:14:35.358 Here's the P, the E, the Public Enemy, the Flavor Flav, the Big Clock Doctor. 01:14:35.739 --> 01:14:36.879 Live and Unplugged. 01:14:36.979 --> 01:14:40.701 Public Enemy was with... This is Live and Undrugged. 01:14:42.502 --> 01:14:45.663 Yeah, boy! 01:14:45.703 --> 01:14:47.384 That's Public Enemy Live and Undrugged. 01:14:47.404 --> 01:14:48.965 This is Adam and Jo on BBC6 Music. 01:14:49.005 --> 01:14:52.487 It's time for the news and the music news read by Harvey Cook and Andre Payne. 01:14:54.082 --> 01:14:55.243 It's a band called Outcast. 01:14:55.263 --> 01:14:58.725 You may not have heard that song before, but it's sure to be a smash. 01:14:59.626 --> 01:15:02.888 Hey, I don't think you can play that song too much. 01:15:03.529 --> 01:15:07.551 I think that the more you play it, the better it sounds. 01:15:07.571 --> 01:15:10.894 Some of the folks in the studio here were complaining that it was kind of an obvious choice. 01:15:11.414 --> 01:15:15.136 I said you're insane because this is a brilliant song and people love it. 01:15:15.156 --> 01:15:16.457 And when people hear it, they dance. 01:15:16.517 --> 01:15:17.098 They want to dance. 01:15:17.438 --> 01:15:34.667 as it is true Adam was complaining he thought he thought he think you think it's a bit played out that song to you well it is played and I do a lot it's a smash it's an obvious smash some songs can take that kind of play that kind of punishment I think that one can I think you're probably right I was comparing it to love shack by the beauty 52 yeah that's a bad I like love shack 01:15:34.967 --> 01:15:37.068 But it's sort of a wedding song now, you know what I mean? 01:15:37.088 --> 01:15:39.289 It's the kind of song that you like to hear at a wedding. 01:15:39.689 --> 01:15:41.490 I would include Hey Yarr in that bracket. 01:15:41.810 --> 01:15:42.631 But maybe you're right. 01:15:42.711 --> 01:15:49.354 Maybe Hey Yarr is so robust as a piece of genius music that you can just play it whenever you want to. 01:15:49.894 --> 01:15:53.736 It's also fun to play on the guitar listeners because it's only got four simple chords. 01:15:53.796 --> 01:15:54.196 Is that so? 01:15:54.276 --> 01:15:54.976 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 01:15:55.556 --> 01:15:58.858 It's mainly G, C, E minor, D maybe. 01:15:58.918 --> 01:15:59.398 I can't remember. 01:15:59.798 --> 01:16:00.359 That's a good one. 01:16:00.539 --> 01:16:03.440 Yeah, if you can get all the lyrical rapping stuff in it, right? 01:16:03.780 --> 01:16:05.122 Anyway, let's wrap up Text-a-nation. 01:16:07.506 --> 01:16:08.347 Text-a-nation. 01:16:08.387 --> 01:16:09.469 Text, text, text. 01:16:09.569 --> 01:16:10.290 Text-a-nation. 01:16:10.370 --> 01:16:11.332 What if I don't want to? 01:16:11.572 --> 01:16:12.313 Text-a-nation. 01:16:12.393 --> 01:16:13.415 But I'm using email. 01:16:13.575 --> 01:16:14.316 Is that a problem? 01:16:14.336 --> 01:16:15.177 It doesn't matter, text! 01:16:17.694 --> 01:16:28.561 Text the Nation this week we've been asking you what things annoy you most about the summer, not in an attempt to bring anything down or ruin the beautiful week where you're frightened about angering the summer. 01:16:28.621 --> 01:16:35.386 Well, I think it's important to stay happy generally, but you know, we're just trying to eradicate the little annoyances. 01:16:35.446 --> 01:16:37.948 Here's an email we got from Paul Taylor in Liverpool. 01:16:38.929 --> 01:16:45.814 Paul says, Call me a bluff old traditionalist, but I abhor the wearing of shorts in the office environment. 01:16:46.395 --> 01:16:51.079 A crime usually perpetrated by the male gender, it's something to be avoided at all costs. 01:16:51.539 --> 01:16:58.405 The whole damn thing reminds me of lifting a paving stone up when I was a kid, revealing the horrors that have lain undisturbed for months. 01:16:59.125 --> 01:17:06.367 I have little desire to see the equivalent of hairy milk bottles being piloted around the office by people who can't take a bit of heat. 01:17:07.428 --> 01:17:08.568 Hairy milk bottles. 01:17:08.628 --> 01:17:08.928 Paul. 01:17:09.408 --> 01:17:11.229 Paul Taylor. 01:17:11.269 --> 01:17:12.710 That's a very good message, Paul. 01:17:12.750 --> 01:17:15.330 I agree with you, although I'm a big shorts advocate. 01:17:15.370 --> 01:17:19.072 You know, I look forward to the day when I can pull the shorts out of the locker there. 01:17:19.292 --> 01:17:22.173 Hairy milk bottles being piloted around the office. 01:17:22.193 --> 01:17:22.773 That's brilliant, man. 01:17:22.813 --> 01:17:23.433 That's poetry. 01:17:23.533 --> 01:17:26.094 That's a good metaphor, even though it... Yeah, I don't know. 01:17:26.414 --> 01:17:30.818 I like the thought of actual hairy milk bottles being piloted around an office. 01:17:31.399 --> 01:17:33.080 I don't know who'd do that and why. 01:17:35.302 --> 01:17:36.604 Here's some more text. 01:17:36.624 --> 01:17:39.646 We've got sunburned scalp drives me crazy. 01:17:40.047 --> 01:17:42.509 It hurts, then peels, then gets all flaky. 01:17:42.649 --> 01:17:43.170 Gross! 01:17:43.690 --> 01:17:45.372 Also, hate back and knee sweat. 01:17:45.952 --> 01:17:47.033 Sunburned scalp? 01:17:47.654 --> 01:17:50.596 I mean, you're missing out on a couple of tricks there. 01:17:50.737 --> 01:17:51.377 Who's that from? 01:17:52.278 --> 01:18:10.776 Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 01:18:10.916 --> 01:18:12.378 Mmm, I've got the beginnings of a little one there. 01:18:12.398 --> 01:18:12.998 The beginnings? 01:18:13.058 --> 01:18:14.219 Are you worried about it getting burned? 01:18:14.239 --> 01:18:16.221 I think this might be for people who've got bald spots. 01:18:16.421 --> 01:18:17.322 Yeah, maybe. 01:18:17.523 --> 01:18:18.704 But that's from a lady, though, I thought. 01:18:18.724 --> 01:18:21.406 Oh, but Scout happened in the parting, just getting burned along the parting. 01:18:21.426 --> 01:18:22.547 Right, right, right, right. 01:18:22.607 --> 01:18:23.008 Wear a hat. 01:18:23.028 --> 01:18:27.732 But you see, once you've got the hat, the sunglasses, the sunblock, it's such a rigmarole, and all you're doing is going outside. 01:18:27.752 --> 01:18:30.035 Well, exactly, but you've got to watch out, because the sun hates you. 01:18:30.895 --> 01:18:31.455 Very true. 01:18:31.475 --> 01:18:32.596 I absolutely hate you. 01:18:32.636 --> 01:18:33.296 Here's another one. 01:18:33.616 --> 01:18:35.657 Phil in London says... Though Iron Man was great. 01:18:35.677 --> 01:18:36.557 Says Phil in London. 01:18:47.580 --> 01:18:48.580 Phil, he's plugged in. 01:18:49.221 --> 01:18:50.381 I agree with you, though, Phil. 01:18:50.401 --> 01:18:55.883 You know, everyone sort of goes on about blockbusters as if they're some sort of great, fantastic pleasure of the summertime. 01:18:56.424 --> 01:18:57.084 I don't agree. 01:18:57.224 --> 01:18:57.764 I can't remember. 01:18:57.784 --> 01:19:01.386 I'm not even that excited about Iron Man, to tell you the honest truth. 01:19:01.446 --> 01:19:02.146 You've seen it, though, Joe. 01:19:02.166 --> 01:19:02.606 You like it, right? 01:19:02.626 --> 01:19:03.546 I've seen it twice. 01:19:04.027 --> 01:19:04.707 And you loved it. 01:19:04.927 --> 01:19:05.988 Yeah, I like it a lot. 01:19:06.128 --> 01:19:08.171 John Favreau, he's a genius. 01:19:08.191 --> 01:19:10.193 He's a very nice guy, I'll have you know. 01:19:10.833 --> 01:19:16.179 He looks like Iron Man, he's got a huge head and big shoulders, but he's a very nice fella. 01:19:17.220 --> 01:19:20.984 I'm just trying to get over the point that I've met him and talked him to. 01:19:21.064 --> 01:19:22.005 Is that coming through? 01:19:22.266 --> 01:19:24.148 Is that a name drop sound effect? 01:19:25.689 --> 01:19:26.190 Oh dear. 01:19:26.230 --> 01:19:27.352 No, you get the idea anyway. 01:19:27.653 --> 01:19:29.215 Here's another one from Sarah in Bristol. 01:19:29.576 --> 01:19:30.477 Muffin tops. 01:19:30.898 --> 01:19:35.085 If you can't fit into your skinny jeans and little top, then don't wear them. 01:19:35.306 --> 01:19:37.449 Look in the mirror before you leave the house. 01:19:38.820 --> 01:19:42.925 A muffin top is one of those belly tops, you know, short top where the tummy sticks out. 01:19:43.206 --> 01:19:43.566 Isn't it? 01:19:45.569 --> 01:19:49.935 Oh, it's the roll of fat that you might have that pops out the top of your jeans that looks like a muffin. 01:19:50.455 --> 01:19:51.116 Oh, I see. 01:19:51.156 --> 01:19:54.140 I don't think you can start getting angry with people for the shape of their bodies. 01:19:54.400 --> 01:19:56.223 Well, you can if they don't cover them up. 01:19:56.863 --> 01:19:57.884 No, I don't think you can. 01:19:57.964 --> 01:19:58.864 I think that's bad. 01:19:59.124 --> 01:20:02.765 It's incumbent upon you if you have an odd-shaped body in the summer. 01:20:02.905 --> 01:20:03.866 What about all those artists? 01:20:03.906 --> 01:20:05.306 Beryl Reed, Beryl Cook. 01:20:05.426 --> 01:20:05.927 Beryl Cook. 01:20:06.047 --> 01:20:11.088 Beryl Cook, you know, a nice plump lady skipping along, you know? 01:20:11.108 --> 01:20:14.730 I'm thinking of Gerald Scarf as well, all the St. 01:20:14.770 --> 01:20:15.570 Trinian's pictures. 01:20:15.610 --> 01:20:18.851 That's part of the British, or a saucy seaside postcard. 01:20:18.871 --> 01:20:19.532 Bit of wobbly flesh. 01:20:19.812 --> 01:20:23.153 If you've got a fuller figure, then it's wrong to make people feel ashamed of it. 01:20:23.453 --> 01:20:29.596 No, I think the problem is squeezing yourself into stuff that's not necessarily even very flattering. 01:20:29.836 --> 01:20:30.056 Right. 01:20:30.076 --> 01:20:31.357 You know, like I agree with you. 01:20:31.397 --> 01:20:35.479 A nice fuller figure, nothing is more attractive, especially in a summery dress. 01:20:35.499 --> 01:20:40.802 That's one of the great things about summer is ladies in summery dresses, especially if they have a fuller figure. 01:20:41.822 --> 01:20:42.823 Life doesn't get any better. 01:20:43.303 --> 01:20:46.026 But no, the muffin top thing is a valid observation. 01:20:46.086 --> 01:20:48.709 Yeah, wear clothes that fit is the general thrust. 01:20:49.069 --> 01:20:54.835 Sophie and Cardiff says, stop radio one playing Summertime by the Fresh Prince and Jazzy Jeff. 01:20:54.915 --> 01:20:56.977 Whenever the sun comes out, it drives me nuts. 01:20:57.017 --> 01:21:00.341 Well, surely that's got to be a robust one like Outcast. 01:21:00.401 --> 01:21:01.662 I mean, that's a good song, isn't it? 01:21:01.702 --> 01:21:05.586 What the hoary old summer classic cliche songs. 01:21:05.906 --> 01:21:06.367 Yeah, yeah. 01:21:06.667 --> 01:21:07.348 I like that song. 01:21:07.368 --> 01:21:08.148 That's a good song. 01:21:08.769 --> 01:21:09.349 It's wicked. 01:21:09.949 --> 01:21:13.292 And here's kind of a quite in-depth one from Graham in London. 01:21:13.652 --> 01:21:21.057 I don't like the way hot weather makes me loathe my housemate who's a teacher and is only a short while away from a six-week paid holiday. 01:21:21.077 --> 01:21:24.099 I don't think I'll be able to talk to him for the whole summer. 01:21:25.300 --> 01:21:28.422 Also, I don't like getting stuck behind buses on my bike and not being able to breathe. 01:21:28.642 --> 01:21:29.323 Yeah, that's true. 01:21:30.083 --> 01:21:34.146 Well, that's, have you got one more just to round things off there for Text the Nation this week, Joe? 01:21:34.526 --> 01:21:34.766 No! 01:21:35.167 --> 01:21:35.787 No! 01:21:35.907 --> 01:21:36.527 So that was it. 01:21:36.848 --> 01:21:39.309 Thank you very much indeed for all your texts and emails. 01:21:39.990 --> 01:21:43.592 And I was going to say, don't forget you can email us during the week, but they wouldn't. 01:21:43.652 --> 01:21:44.812 Why would they need to this week? 01:21:44.933 --> 01:21:45.953 It's all done and dusted. 01:21:45.993 --> 01:21:46.594 There's no need. 01:21:46.754 --> 01:21:48.515 I just might have something to complain about. 01:21:48.915 --> 01:21:49.535 Of course. 01:21:49.796 --> 01:21:54.418 You can always give us a message, whether it's negative or positive, any time you want. 01:21:54.518 --> 01:22:00.142 And the email address is adamandjo.sixmusic at bbc.co.uk. 01:22:00.882 --> 01:22:01.983 It's Coldplay time now. 01:22:02.023 --> 01:22:02.784 This is the new single. 01:22:02.804 --> 01:22:03.384 I haven't heard this 01:22:03.504 --> 01:22:03.584 Yes. 01:22:03.604 --> 01:22:04.025 Are you not? 01:22:04.205 --> 01:22:04.526 No. 01:22:04.726 --> 01:22:05.868 I'm gonna listen closely. 01:22:06.129 --> 01:22:08.553 I keep thinking it's called Violent Hill, but it's not. 01:22:08.653 --> 01:22:09.875 It's just called Violet Hill. 01:22:09.895 --> 01:22:10.557 This is Coldplay. 01:22:12.039 --> 01:22:12.901 I love you, Chris. 01:22:13.722 --> 01:22:14.604 Chris, I love you. 01:22:15.105 --> 01:22:16.828 You said to let you know I love you. 01:22:17.475 --> 01:22:18.255 That's good though, isn't it? 01:22:18.655 --> 01:22:18.935 It is. 01:22:18.976 --> 01:22:21.636 Violet Hill by Coldplay, that's their new single. 01:22:21.696 --> 01:22:23.337 Is it out or any, or is it coming out? 01:22:23.357 --> 01:22:31.640 It's taken from their forthcoming fourth album, Viva La Vida, which is out on Thursday, June the 12th, produced by Eno and Marcus Straves. 01:22:31.700 --> 01:22:36.741 That track was downloaded 600,000 times in the first 24 hours. 01:22:36.941 --> 01:22:38.142 Wow, that's impressive. 01:22:39.262 --> 01:22:40.062 Very good. 01:22:40.102 --> 01:22:41.003 Well done, Joe. 01:22:41.123 --> 01:22:41.503 Well done. 01:22:41.523 --> 01:22:42.063 Thanks a lot, man. 01:22:42.123 --> 01:22:43.304 I really like the new sound. 01:22:43.324 --> 01:22:44.564 I like what you've done there. 01:22:45.373 --> 01:22:46.234 Yeah, thanks a lot. 01:22:46.835 --> 01:22:48.737 This is Adam and Jo on BBC 6 Music. 01:22:48.858 --> 01:22:50.400 It's time for another trail. 01:22:54.392 --> 01:22:59.114 That's Urge Overkill with Girl, You'll Be a Woman soon from 1994. 01:22:59.394 --> 01:23:02.536 Yeah, most commonly associated with which film? 01:23:03.416 --> 01:23:04.256 Is it a Lynch one? 01:23:04.677 --> 01:23:04.997 No. 01:23:05.117 --> 01:23:05.477 What is it? 01:23:05.557 --> 01:23:06.117 I don't know. 01:23:06.197 --> 01:23:07.938 It's a pop fiction, isn't it? 01:23:07.958 --> 01:23:08.578 Oh, probably. 01:23:08.598 --> 01:23:09.219 You're probably right. 01:23:09.619 --> 01:23:11.820 He's got a knack for picking those tunes. 01:23:12.000 --> 01:23:12.360 Yeah. 01:23:12.440 --> 01:23:13.841 This is Adam and Jo on BBC Six Music. 01:23:13.901 --> 01:23:18.283 It's pretty much the end of our show, thanks to everybody who's texted and emailed. 01:23:18.603 --> 01:23:20.924 Does this mean it's going to be a good Glastonbury this year? 01:23:21.804 --> 01:23:26.487 Well, you know, we're lobbying to get ourselves, uh, along to Glastonbury's to do our show live for now. 01:23:26.507 --> 01:23:28.368 We're desperate to do the show live from Glastonbury. 01:23:28.608 --> 01:23:33.291 Um, I don't know what the big British Castle-nébobs think about that idea, but we- What's the feeling? 01:23:33.311 --> 01:23:34.092 What's the vibe, Jude? 01:23:34.702 --> 01:23:35.902 Nobody's telling me anything. 01:23:35.942 --> 01:23:36.923 They're teasing me! 01:23:37.143 --> 01:23:37.563 Really? 01:23:37.983 --> 01:23:38.603 It's teasing. 01:23:38.663 --> 01:23:41.183 We'd love to go and do the show, but that would be... That would be fun. 01:23:41.223 --> 01:23:42.944 That would be both Wickels and Wockels. 01:23:43.124 --> 01:23:44.324 Cos it could be a good one. 01:23:44.384 --> 01:23:45.864 I get the feeling it's gotta be a good one. 01:23:45.884 --> 01:23:46.985 I still don't know who's playing there. 01:23:47.045 --> 01:23:49.265 If it's a rainy festival season, then that's it. 01:23:49.365 --> 01:23:51.366 I think festivals should be cancelled in this country. 01:23:51.386 --> 01:23:51.866 That's true. 01:23:52.046 --> 01:23:54.926 Cos for too many years on the trot, it's been a washout. 01:23:55.006 --> 01:23:55.787 Electric sticks. 01:23:56.287 --> 01:23:57.387 If there isn't... I tell you what. 01:23:57.727 --> 01:24:00.168 If it isn't a sunny Glastonbury, there is no God. 01:24:00.748 --> 01:24:01.228 Officially. 01:24:01.568 --> 01:24:01.808 Right. 01:24:02.188 --> 01:24:02.949 That's very contentious. 01:24:02.969 --> 01:24:05.512 That's a big contentious, provocative thing to say. 01:24:05.532 --> 01:24:09.356 But personally, for me, I'm abandoning all religion. 01:24:10.077 --> 01:24:12.640 If there is no God. 01:24:12.760 --> 01:24:13.861 If it's raining in Glastonbury. 01:24:14.001 --> 01:24:16.424 It's all hanging on, whether it's sunny in Glastonbury. 01:24:16.484 --> 01:24:17.826 Is that a good thing for it to pivot on? 01:24:17.886 --> 01:24:18.587 For cornballs. 01:24:18.747 --> 01:24:21.089 I think we should call, you know, just call God's bluff. 01:24:21.750 --> 01:24:21.910 Right. 01:24:22.711 --> 01:24:25.193 Well, Emily Eavis surely would have something to say about that. 01:24:25.213 --> 01:24:27.554 I don't know if she's in touch with the almighty. 01:24:28.235 --> 01:24:30.136 Presumably not, otherwise. 01:24:30.316 --> 01:24:31.537 She can tend to control the weather. 01:24:32.097 --> 01:24:33.238 She controls the Glastonbury. 01:24:33.658 --> 01:24:33.898 Right. 01:24:34.079 --> 01:24:39.982 But, you know, I'm sure if she had any say in it, she'd be on to the correct authorities to try and figure out some deal with it. 01:24:40.002 --> 01:24:41.904 She's probably involved in some kind of ritual. 01:24:42.544 --> 01:24:44.605 I still don't know who is headlining Glastonbury. 01:24:45.086 --> 01:24:45.786 It's Jay-Z. 01:24:46.246 --> 01:24:47.928 Oh, it's Jay-Z. 01:24:48.008 --> 01:24:49.248 It's the hip-hop controversy. 01:24:49.268 --> 01:24:50.269 Of course, yes. 01:24:50.349 --> 01:24:51.090 Of course. 01:24:52.130 --> 01:24:54.252 And would you be excited personally about seeing Jay-Z? 01:24:54.292 --> 01:24:55.453 He's pretty incredible live. 01:24:56.234 --> 01:24:57.174 99 problems. 01:24:57.354 --> 01:25:01.718 You know, hip-hop is a bit shaky when it comes to being performed live. 01:25:01.758 --> 01:25:07.262 Yeah, you can see somebody who's amazing on record and they don't really, you know, do it live, but Jay-Z is the exception to that. 01:25:07.282 --> 01:25:08.443 Is he like the pet shop boys? 01:25:08.463 --> 01:25:10.105 Does he wear crazy spangly costumes? 01:25:10.125 --> 01:25:11.686 Does he have Brazilian dancing ladies? 01:25:11.886 --> 01:25:20.633 I don't think he does a big show, but you can hear what he's saying and you can really appreciate the delivery of the lines and the rhythm of the delivery and some of the samples are so... Yeah, but... 01:25:21.173 --> 01:25:22.194 Does he hand out lollies? 01:25:22.254 --> 01:25:24.175 I mean, what's the... He does hand out lollies. 01:25:24.195 --> 01:25:25.035 Well, that's what I'm asking. 01:25:25.055 --> 01:25:26.917 Yeah, he goes into the crowd, lots of chuppa-chupps. 01:25:26.957 --> 01:25:27.297 Hats. 01:25:27.677 --> 01:25:28.437 Little hats. 01:25:28.477 --> 01:25:29.038 Little hats. 01:25:29.078 --> 01:25:30.078 What are you talking about? 01:25:30.138 --> 01:25:31.559 I want a party bag. 01:25:31.819 --> 01:25:33.200 Is that too much to ask? 01:25:33.240 --> 01:25:34.341 Yeah, he has those things. 01:25:34.361 --> 01:25:35.882 What are they called? 01:25:35.942 --> 01:25:36.582 Exactly. 01:25:36.602 --> 01:25:38.043 What are they called, those things? 01:25:38.063 --> 01:25:38.443 Noise makers. 01:25:38.583 --> 01:25:39.824 They're not called noise makers. 01:25:39.864 --> 01:25:41.285 Anything can be a noise maker. 01:25:41.305 --> 01:25:42.366 They're called fun toot horns. 01:25:42.466 --> 01:25:43.446 Fun toot horns. 01:25:43.466 --> 01:25:44.187 Thank you, Adam. 01:25:44.227 --> 01:25:44.467 Yeah. 01:25:45.714 --> 01:25:46.374 fun to the horns. 01:25:46.394 --> 01:25:47.955 Does he hand out fun to the horns? 01:25:48.075 --> 01:25:48.736 He should do. 01:25:49.336 --> 01:25:51.337 I bet you Coldplay hand out fun to horns. 01:25:51.357 --> 01:25:52.678 They do, yeah. 01:25:52.758 --> 01:25:54.358 And Bakewell Tarts as well. 01:25:54.478 --> 01:25:56.219 He loves to shower the audience with Bakewell Tarts. 01:25:56.239 --> 01:25:57.040 That's something to look forward to. 01:25:57.540 --> 01:25:58.580 We'll see you next week, listeners. 01:25:58.620 --> 01:25:59.821 Don't forget the podcast, folks. 01:25:59.861 --> 01:26:04.063 You can download it from tomorrow evening and subscribe, for goodness sake. 01:26:04.083 --> 01:26:07.025 You know, don't make us hang around the lower reaches of the top 20. 01:26:07.125 --> 01:26:08.605 We'll look ludicrous. 01:26:09.066 --> 01:26:12.187 Thank you very much indeed for all your texts and emails and for listening to the show. 01:26:12.207 --> 01:26:13.048 That's right. 01:26:13.108 --> 01:26:14.729 Stay tuned, please. 01:26:15.929 --> 01:26:24.255 uh for the show uh i've had it i've had a brain fart for this Kershaw thank you coming up next here on BBC six music have a very lovely weekend bye bye