WEBVTT 00:01.755 --> 00:03.616 the big British castle. 00:03.836 --> 00:07.399 It's time for Adam and Joe to broadcast on the radio. 00:07.659 --> 00:12.122 There'll be some music and some random talking in between, and then the pitch 00:15.114 --> 00:17.476 That's the Foo Fighters with times like these. 00:17.676 --> 00:18.597 Hello, this is Adam. 00:18.777 --> 00:19.618 Hey, this is Joe. 00:20.019 --> 00:20.679 Happy morning. 00:21.460 --> 00:22.321 Thanks very much, man. 00:22.641 --> 00:23.202 That's all right. 00:23.362 --> 00:24.042 Really appreciate that. 00:24.062 --> 00:25.304 That's a nice morning as well. 00:25.544 --> 00:25.924 It's lovely. 00:25.964 --> 00:30.288 And we've had an email from David in Salford saying, uh, morning. 00:30.368 --> 00:30.909 Hope you're well. 00:30.989 --> 00:32.891 Unfortunately, it's not all good here. 00:33.171 --> 00:33.591 Oh, dear. 00:33.712 --> 00:35.754 He's mismanaged his Saturday morning already. 00:35.794 --> 00:36.735 It's not even nine o'clock. 00:37.015 --> 00:43.522 His plan was to wake up, have a cup of tea, an English muffin, go into the shower, and be ready for the start of the show. 00:43.742 --> 00:45.805 He tripped, fell down the stairs, and he's dead. 00:45.845 --> 00:46.345 He's died. 00:47.086 --> 00:48.047 I don't think it's that bad. 00:48.087 --> 00:48.427 Oh, good. 00:48.447 --> 00:55.335 If things have gone wrong, can you kindly ensure that the start of your show is a bit rubbish, therefore negating my need for a Ross shower? 00:55.515 --> 00:56.836 That's alright, we can do that, can't we? 00:56.856 --> 00:57.456 Yeah, you know what? 00:57.977 --> 00:59.478 I think we should go for the whole show. 00:59.498 --> 01:00.518 You reckon? 01:00.558 --> 01:00.859 Yeah. 01:01.119 --> 01:01.859 That's bold. 01:01.899 --> 01:02.600 Can we do that? 01:03.020 --> 01:04.781 Well, we've never done that before. 01:04.901 --> 01:08.363 We've never set an achievement target quite so high. 01:08.704 --> 01:10.505 In what kind of way, how would we be rubbish? 01:10.825 --> 01:12.066 Just specific areas. 01:12.086 --> 01:12.767 We would falter. 01:12.807 --> 01:13.488 We're going to falter. 01:13.568 --> 01:17.292 I'm going to say, uh, and you know, more than I've ever said before. 01:17.352 --> 01:22.717 And usually I say, uh, 200 times a show and you know about 20 times a link. 01:22.998 --> 01:23.178 All right. 01:23.198 --> 01:24.139 Well, I'm going to say, all right. 01:24.359 --> 01:25.680 Yeah, exactly. 01:26.682 --> 01:26.802 And 01:27.462 --> 01:31.125 And we're gonna get the names of songs mixed up with the artist. 01:31.145 --> 01:31.465 Okay. 01:31.505 --> 01:34.147 We're gonna call the song the name of the artist. 01:34.167 --> 01:34.748 You're gonna do that too. 01:34.768 --> 01:35.949 I usually do that as my job. 01:35.989 --> 01:37.270 Well, I think we should both do it. 01:37.350 --> 01:37.990 Oh, you wanna do it? 01:38.370 --> 01:41.172 And then we should, a couple of links, we should just have nothing to say. 01:41.373 --> 01:41.693 Okay. 01:41.933 --> 01:42.634 And just talk. 01:43.214 --> 01:44.255 No, that's normal. 01:44.295 --> 01:45.115 That is normal. 01:45.175 --> 01:46.596 That is more or less normal. 01:46.817 --> 01:48.518 Also facts, we should get a lot of facts wrong. 01:48.538 --> 01:49.779 Make lots of mistakes. 01:49.799 --> 01:50.640 Make loads of mistakes. 01:50.880 --> 01:53.542 Like I was listening on my way into Radio 2. 01:53.642 --> 01:56.344 Who is it on Radio 2 in the morning who does the 60s music show? 01:57.064 --> 01:58.124 You know, it's the guy. 01:58.244 --> 02:17.088 Maybe it's Ken Bruce Anyway, he was talking about so, you know, we started as we need to go on He was talking about a guy who'd sung some song that he was playing and he said sorry I don't have more facts for you about the artists and I thought that's a disgrace Ken Bruce or whoever you are How come you know, this is the BBC? 02:17.128 --> 02:20.469 Could you not have got a research and just to find out a few facts about the song? 02:20.649 --> 02:21.529 Was that so hard? 02:22.694 --> 02:29.579 And then you realized... Then you realized that I was, um... Yeah, like... Like, we never have any facts about anything. 02:29.619 --> 02:30.640 For instance... None facts. 02:31.020 --> 02:37.685 Uh, here's the Wombart with back... Or is it... Here's Backfire at the Disco with the Wombats. 02:37.885 --> 02:39.927 That was the Wombats with Backfire at the Disco. 02:39.947 --> 02:41.908 This is Adam and Joel on BBC6 Music. 02:42.028 --> 02:44.010 I've got some facts about the next record. 02:44.070 --> 02:44.390 Have you? 02:44.610 --> 02:46.792 We were just discussing that we never have any facts. 02:47.952 --> 02:53.273 And we often lack competence when it comes to presenting radio. 02:53.593 --> 02:55.494 So we're going to try and make up for that. 02:56.034 --> 02:56.234 Yeah. 02:56.254 --> 02:57.354 Is that what we were going to try and do? 02:57.514 --> 02:59.394 I thought we were going to go the other way. 02:59.454 --> 03:00.815 Yeah, I thought we were going to dig ourselves in deeper. 03:00.835 --> 03:02.295 See, I can't even do that properly. 03:02.315 --> 03:03.035 You're a disgrace. 03:03.055 --> 03:07.116 I can't even be bad properly because the next record is by Sufjan Stevens. 03:07.156 --> 03:08.116 Is that how you say his name? 03:08.136 --> 03:08.556 Sufjan? 03:08.576 --> 03:09.916 Sufjan. 03:09.956 --> 03:10.356 Sufjan. 03:10.456 --> 03:11.097 Sufjan. 03:11.397 --> 03:11.657 Sufjan. 03:11.777 --> 03:12.497 Sufjan. 03:13.737 --> 03:16.219 Um, and he has a thing called the 50 states project. 03:16.259 --> 03:16.940 Do you know about that? 03:17.060 --> 03:19.082 He's, is he not, is he still, is it ongoing? 03:19.742 --> 03:20.143 Is he giving up? 03:20.163 --> 03:20.683 He's giving it up. 03:20.783 --> 03:21.323 But you know? 03:21.544 --> 03:25.947 Yeah, he's gonna write an album about every single state in the US of A. I said you know. 03:26.508 --> 03:27.228 That's alright man. 03:27.849 --> 03:30.611 If it wasn't for you know, the whole big British castle would crumble. 03:30.771 --> 03:31.772 How many albums has he done? 03:32.773 --> 03:35.215 About five or six of varying different forms. 03:35.255 --> 03:35.595 Yeah. 03:35.715 --> 03:37.576 And he's only managed to do two states. 03:37.917 --> 03:38.317 Right. 03:38.697 --> 03:40.159 Yeah, he's done Michigan. 03:41.059 --> 03:42.360 And then he's done Illinois. 03:42.960 --> 03:44.301 Strange states to start with. 03:44.582 --> 03:46.863 But the Illinois album is amazingly good. 03:46.883 --> 03:47.644 Have you got that one? 03:48.384 --> 03:52.747 I've got it tucked away, so it's one of those ones I went out and bought because I felt I ought to and never properly applied myself. 03:52.767 --> 03:53.928 It's amazingly good. 03:54.048 --> 03:55.249 And here's a song from it. 03:55.709 --> 03:58.591 They've all got amazing titles, the songs of the albums. 03:58.851 --> 04:00.032 This has got a particularly good one. 04:00.432 --> 04:02.053 It's called Decatur. 04:02.794 --> 04:06.596 Are you saying Decatur in a funny voice? 04:06.856 --> 04:07.337 Decatur. 04:07.677 --> 04:08.678 Do you think I don't know that? 04:08.698 --> 04:09.578 Oh, sorry. 04:09.598 --> 04:10.739 Do you think that wasn't a joke? 04:11.359 --> 04:28.489 right it's called what you just said and comma or round of applause for your stepmother yeah yeah here it is so for one very well done very well done there's the round of applause for the stepmother of Decatur why is Decatur then is it a place in America whereabouts 04:29.349 --> 04:30.069 in Illinois. 04:30.109 --> 04:31.650 It's all connecting up somehow. 04:31.670 --> 04:33.290 He's all thought it through. 04:33.730 --> 04:36.291 What's it like just to go through your life thinking things through? 04:36.311 --> 04:38.031 Uh, it must be tiring. 04:38.351 --> 04:42.512 That was, uh, Sufjan Stevens, uh, that was a free play and I do recommend that album. 04:42.532 --> 04:49.334 It's, it's a bit of a, it's been around for a few years, but you should go and get it and you should go and get it out of under your dusty box. 04:49.614 --> 04:50.314 Out of my locker. 04:50.574 --> 04:51.335 Out of your dusty locker. 04:51.355 --> 04:52.755 Dirty, dirty locker. 04:53.095 --> 04:56.356 Speaking of dirty song wars this week has an erotic theme. 04:56.776 --> 05:00.697 Now this is dangerous territory for a family morning show to go into. 05:00.797 --> 05:01.637 Not really for me. 05:01.977 --> 05:02.557 Really? 05:02.777 --> 05:03.718 What's that supposed to mean? 05:03.798 --> 05:06.418 I just went into a totally pathetic area. 05:06.879 --> 05:08.859 A really silly innuendo laden. 05:09.299 --> 05:13.780 I think that sounds good because my song is frankly more alarming than sexy. 05:14.701 --> 05:16.641 You think it's quite frightening. 05:16.721 --> 05:19.223 You applied yourself to the whole sexy remit, did you? 05:19.263 --> 05:23.787 I went into a medical direction, a sort of sexy doctor kind of direction. 05:23.807 --> 05:24.548 What, gynecological? 05:24.628 --> 05:25.689 No, no. 05:26.750 --> 05:27.751 Yes, that means, isn't it? 05:27.931 --> 05:28.171 No. 05:29.192 --> 05:34.897 No, it's very, it's very clean, but, you know, quite just slightly menacing. 05:35.138 --> 05:37.400 Right. 05:37.440 --> 05:41.083 That's not something you want to, it's not a feeling you want in the bedroom area. 05:41.403 --> 05:42.043 Not really. 05:42.243 --> 05:44.144 Unless you're into that kind of thing. 05:44.664 --> 05:45.245 Which I'm not. 05:45.725 --> 05:46.725 It's terrible business. 05:47.606 --> 05:48.706 So that's coming up later. 05:48.726 --> 05:49.826 Something to look forward to. 05:49.927 --> 05:51.367 That's after the news that's coming up. 05:52.127 --> 05:53.808 And of course we have Text the Nation in the show. 05:53.828 --> 05:56.709 Well look, we're still trailing what's coming up and we're back 20 minutes in. 05:56.729 --> 06:01.391 Do you think we can make the trailing what's coming up last, say, for 55 minutes? 06:01.751 --> 06:02.131 Probably. 06:02.151 --> 06:04.132 Then do five minutes of actual programme. 06:04.292 --> 06:04.953 You know, I like it. 06:04.973 --> 06:07.674 Then do the last half hour just looking back at that five minutes. 06:07.994 --> 06:08.254 Easily. 06:08.294 --> 06:10.355 That's the way that all TV's constructed these days. 06:10.375 --> 06:10.975 It's true, isn't it? 06:11.075 --> 06:16.417 a 15-minute recap, five minutes of actual fibre, and then 20 minutes of what's coming up next week. 06:16.497 --> 06:22.899 I like it when you're watching a show like Lost or whatever, and you've been watching it for about 15 minutes, you're still getting opening credits, you know? 06:22.939 --> 06:28.781 There's already been one or two commercial breaks, and you're still into the opening credit set. 06:28.821 --> 06:34.283 That was one of the jokes in our film we were going to make that we're never going to make, that in the middle of the film, the credits would just start again. 06:34.663 --> 06:37.884 It's good, I like it, because it makes you feel as if like, this is brilliant! 06:38.084 --> 06:40.445 I'm having so much fun, and it's only just started! 06:40.825 --> 06:41.566 Gives it momentum. 06:41.706 --> 06:42.667 Yeah, and then it ends. 06:43.828 --> 06:44.609 Uh, like our show. 06:44.969 --> 06:46.350 Anyway, more music now. 06:46.370 --> 06:47.651 Uh, it's trail time. 06:47.792 --> 06:48.632 What am I talking about? 06:48.853 --> 06:50.654 And it just says, Trail Homes. 06:50.854 --> 06:51.735 Oh, this is for John Holmes. 06:51.755 --> 06:53.297 This is the music of trails. 06:53.557 --> 06:55.299 That's, uh, De La Soul. 06:56.320 --> 06:58.642 I said that, uh, in a, in a sort of unpleasant way. 06:58.662 --> 06:59.242 I didn't mean to. 07:00.163 --> 07:08.488 Dale a soul, of the soul, no medallions, no gold, hanging out with paths, hanging out with me, birdie, birdie, birdie all up in your face. 07:08.508 --> 07:09.808 I think that's a bit rude. 07:10.149 --> 07:11.289 That last lyric, is it? 07:11.449 --> 07:13.711 Yeah, but that's the theme of this morning's song. 07:13.731 --> 07:15.011 You're really rude, I never realised that. 07:15.051 --> 07:15.972 Yeah, well, what's Buddy? 07:17.397 --> 07:18.598 Oh, now you're talking. 07:19.178 --> 07:22.260 I've got a whole different complexion on it. 07:22.320 --> 07:24.361 Oh dear. 07:24.921 --> 07:26.662 This is Adam and Joel on BBC Six Music. 07:26.702 --> 07:28.623 Now I went for a date with a girl this week, Adam. 07:28.883 --> 07:30.083 Well you've got one already. 07:30.203 --> 07:31.384 Yeah, but I've got another one now. 07:31.404 --> 07:38.807 I can't remember her name, but we went, she wanted to go to the boardwalk and go bowling. 07:39.248 --> 07:39.568 Did she? 07:40.188 --> 07:44.610 So we went to the, well we went to the board, she wanted to go on the ferris wheel, but it was late at night and the boardwalk was closed. 07:44.770 --> 07:45.751 So we went to the beach. 07:46.571 --> 07:50.158 And we swam in the sea, I just jumped in fully clothed with my hat and sunglasses on. 07:50.258 --> 07:50.899 She followed! 07:51.480 --> 07:53.724 Didn't say anything, just jumped in, swam around with me. 07:54.506 --> 07:56.930 Then we got out of the sea, we went to the bowling alley and uh... 07:57.918 --> 08:25.638 did some bowling, I bowled two or three balls but then I got really bored and I thought this is boring and so I jumped over the concession stand counter to where they make the hot dogs and just started running around and pushing things and I jumped out again and she followed, she kept following me, she didn't say anything, she was chatting about us all the time she didn't seem to notice what I was doing, she just carried on chatting then we came out of the bowling alley and we jumped into a miniature golf course and 08:26.539 --> 08:30.320 I jumped in this pond, this pool, right up to my waist, fully clothed again. 08:30.380 --> 08:34.241 She jumped in as well, and we just stood there in silence, staring at each other. 08:34.981 --> 08:38.281 And then I drove her home and I ran down several pedestrians. 08:39.002 --> 08:41.242 I think I hurt them really badly on the way back. 08:41.842 --> 08:49.224 And when I parked at her house, I just parked diagonally right across her lawn and smashed the front of my car into her house. 08:49.664 --> 08:54.845 She didn't seem to notice, and she got out of the car and said that she'd love to see me again. 08:55.305 --> 09:11.152 that's good good yeah i'm of course talking about the new video game grand theft auto 4 i didn't realize that yeah brilliant brilliant what is the other man i was thinking it's a commercial that he's seen but i was thinking what commercial is this that he just 09:11.412 --> 09:12.113 It's video games. 09:12.133 --> 09:13.254 All the kids are into them. 09:13.314 --> 09:16.476 And this is obviously a big pop cultural event. 09:16.517 --> 09:17.457 Grand Theft Auto 4. 09:18.138 --> 09:21.060 It's gonna make more money than any film does in its opening weekend. 09:21.100 --> 09:23.282 And they've mapped out every square inch of New York. 09:23.302 --> 09:24.783 You can go into any door you want. 09:24.844 --> 09:28.707 New York is working very hard to distance itself from the world of Grand Theft Auto. 09:28.747 --> 09:30.068 It's a place called Liberty City. 09:30.328 --> 09:37.997 liberties that's modelled vaguely on New York but it's nothing to do with the real New York because of course New York is one of the safest places in the world, safer than London. 09:38.277 --> 09:43.203 The taxis are a spherical, they have for the word taxi spelled out balloons in New York. 09:43.243 --> 09:44.024 Yeah, do they? 09:44.204 --> 09:45.365 We established that last week. 09:45.385 --> 09:46.747 Do you not remember that? 09:46.787 --> 09:47.788 It's another video game. 09:47.828 --> 09:48.569 This is last week. 09:48.589 --> 09:49.550 It's so confusing. 09:50.810 --> 09:51.031 What? 09:51.491 --> 09:53.372 I've completely thrown me off my tracks now. 09:53.472 --> 09:56.853 I've thrown you off your tracks after your nonsensical Rambo. 09:56.913 --> 09:59.434 Anyway, I haven't played much of Grand Theft Auto 4. 09:59.714 --> 10:05.417 My nonsensical Rambo will make a lot of sense to everyone who's played the game. 10:05.717 --> 10:14.105 Which will be lots of frustrated young men who are sitting in their front rooms enjoying killing people and behaving in a naughty way in a virtual environment. 10:14.505 --> 10:19.950 But it strikes me, I don't know whether anyone agrees who's been playing the game agrees. 10:20.150 --> 10:23.614 That was an interesting point you made before as well. 10:24.615 --> 10:28.098 But the police are much less officious in the new Grand Theft Auto 4. 10:28.378 --> 10:30.180 You can get away with almost anything, can you? 10:30.560 --> 10:36.186 Yeah, you used to, if you ran down a pedestrian just because, you know, you were bored, they used to come after you. 10:36.587 --> 10:37.328 Now they don't bother. 10:37.368 --> 10:37.908 It's anarchy. 10:38.049 --> 10:40.451 It's reflecting the actual attitude of the police in the world. 10:40.491 --> 10:42.734 Who's the mayor of, what's it called, the place? 10:42.794 --> 10:43.475 Boris Johnson. 10:43.575 --> 10:43.875 Is it? 10:44.136 --> 10:46.038 He is the mayor of Liberty City. 10:46.078 --> 10:47.019 He's just been elected. 10:47.139 --> 10:50.583 And he's made massive cuts, and now the police don't care about anything. 10:50.723 --> 10:52.284 When was Boris elected mayor of Liberty City? 10:52.304 --> 10:54.205 It's not my opinion or the opinion of the big British castle. 10:54.285 --> 10:56.026 It's just a sort of a joke. 10:56.086 --> 10:56.866 It's not even a joke. 10:57.387 --> 10:59.368 It's just a stupid string of words. 11:00.248 --> 11:01.189 Anyway, it's exciting. 11:01.209 --> 11:07.312 I've been enjoying Grand Theft Auto for the graphics are massively improved, even though there's rather a lot of anti-aliasing. 11:07.652 --> 11:09.673 Oh dear, I hate that music. 11:09.713 --> 11:10.674 It's my worst thing. 11:11.054 --> 11:13.616 Now listen, we've got to play some music before we go to the news. 11:13.656 --> 11:14.796 This is Bon Iver. 11:14.896 --> 11:15.397 He's hot. 11:15.497 --> 11:17.538 He's so hot right now in the world. 11:17.798 --> 11:20.760 I haven't heard a single note that he's ever sang, so I'm excited to hear this. 11:21.060 --> 11:21.860 This is Skinny Love. 11:22.000 --> 11:24.142 That was Bon Iver with Skinny Love. 11:24.162 --> 11:25.883 This is Adam and Joe on BBC 6 Music. 11:25.923 --> 11:27.844 It's time for the news with Catherine Cracknell. 11:28.384 --> 11:29.505 That's Morris here. 11:30.205 --> 11:34.167 And his song, which is called You're Going to Miss Me When I'm Gone. 11:34.187 --> 11:36.369 No, I was just guessing and I got it wrong. 11:36.969 --> 11:40.751 Do you know a Morrissey song called, uh, Let the Right One Slip In? 11:41.151 --> 11:42.212 No, it sounds dirty. 11:42.432 --> 11:43.612 It does sound dirty, doesn't it? 11:43.652 --> 11:44.733 What was that one called, though? 11:45.093 --> 11:46.074 All You Need Is Me. 11:46.294 --> 11:47.615 All You Need Is Me. 11:48.155 --> 11:49.756 Well, does he, is that in the refrain? 11:49.796 --> 11:50.816 Is that part of the chorus? 11:50.836 --> 11:52.777 Does he say, All You Need Is Me? 11:52.917 --> 11:55.759 I don't think he does, which I think's a little irresponsible. 11:55.779 --> 12:01.982 I don't like it when the obvious thing to call a song is just totally ignored in favour of a more obscure title. 12:02.002 --> 12:02.702 Do you know what I'm saying? 12:02.722 --> 12:05.124 Yeah, they should call the song by the thing that gets sung the most. 12:05.184 --> 12:05.764 Exactly. 12:06.084 --> 12:07.886 That's exactly what I'm saying. 12:08.346 --> 12:16.153 I saw a film based on that Morrissey song that nicks that Morrissey song, Let the Right One Slip In. 12:16.453 --> 12:17.634 It's very good. 12:17.674 --> 12:19.356 It's a Swedish film about vampires. 12:19.616 --> 12:20.977 And it's based on our song. 12:20.997 --> 12:21.998 They knit the title. 12:22.218 --> 12:23.179 It's really good though. 12:23.399 --> 12:28.143 I'm not going to go into it, but I just want to put the title into people's heads so when it comes out they know to go and see it. 12:28.163 --> 12:28.784 They'll say, ooh! 12:29.424 --> 12:32.368 Ooh, this makes me feel good in my... pants! 12:32.489 --> 12:33.830 And I can't remember why! 12:34.011 --> 12:38.817 But talking of feeling good in your pants, and also dirty song titles, uh, it's time for... 12:57.476 --> 12:58.937 Yes, check it out indeed. 12:59.917 --> 13:03.038 So yes, this week... Who's the guy that suggested this? 13:03.098 --> 13:05.959 Jason, he texted us last week with your following text. 13:06.079 --> 13:10.880 Please do an almost sexually explicit porn music style song for Song Wars. 13:10.920 --> 13:17.542 Now, it's the last time I'm going to say a couple of those words because obviously that's too strong for this program. 13:17.942 --> 13:21.983 So we're going to do... we've done sort of er... erotic. 13:22.783 --> 13:32.108 Song yeah, it's like a family bit of family erotica things that well hang on there a second Now this is not a good phrases ads can't bad of words. 13:32.169 --> 13:34.690 Yeah family-friendly erotica 13:34.958 --> 13:59.372 yeah that's still not that good though it's not good but um titillating should we say mine's not titillating it's just frightening the idea that anyone would be titillated by these songs well you haven't heard mine yet um anyway this is almost definitely gonna be a disaster are we gonna flip a coin uh sure we'll flip a coin 13:59.972 --> 14:02.393 Well, you reckon rock, paper, scissors? 14:02.413 --> 14:04.493 That's not very visual, is it? 14:04.533 --> 14:05.273 Who's got a coin? 14:05.634 --> 14:06.934 Let's flip the picnic bar. 14:07.974 --> 14:08.934 That's got two sides. 14:09.015 --> 14:10.635 You can't flip a picnic bar. 14:10.655 --> 14:10.955 Look at that. 14:10.975 --> 14:14.236 Oh, what are you going to call nuts or backing? 14:14.256 --> 14:14.956 Here we go. 14:14.976 --> 14:15.776 I've got a coin. 14:18.037 --> 14:19.077 I'm quite tired today. 14:19.097 --> 14:20.198 Is that coming across? 14:21.138 --> 14:21.818 I'm going for heads. 14:22.158 --> 14:23.038 You're calling heads to go first? 14:23.058 --> 14:24.199 I'm calling heads to go first, whatever. 14:25.519 --> 14:25.959 It's heads. 14:26.079 --> 14:26.379 It's heads. 14:26.399 --> 14:27.000 I'm going first. 14:27.080 --> 14:30.701 Right, this song is a kind of sexy medical type song. 14:31.261 --> 14:33.902 I know the two of those things sometimes go together, don't they? 14:34.202 --> 14:35.462 Not really, unless you're expecting a lawsuit. 14:35.482 --> 14:36.522 People sometimes find Dr. Sexy. 14:36.763 --> 14:37.063 Come on. 14:37.623 --> 14:38.963 There will be a lawsuit after this song. 14:39.183 --> 14:43.765 You've got to imagine a very erotic doctor's surgery. 14:43.925 --> 14:44.685 Yeah. 14:44.805 --> 14:51.607 You've got to imagine Nurse Totties, who's played by you in a sexy wig, and Dr. Sexy, who is me. 14:51.927 --> 14:52.107 Right. 14:52.287 --> 14:54.308 And this is what happens when you visit Dr. Sexy. 14:55.396 --> 14:57.578 Doctor's ready to see you if you'd like to go through. 14:59.120 --> 15:01.642 My name is Doctor Sexy. 15:01.982 --> 15:04.324 I've got just what you need. 15:04.785 --> 15:08.568 But I ain't got no medical degree. 15:08.669 --> 15:09.449 Know what I mean? 15:10.590 --> 15:14.174 A diet knows that you have sexy disease. 15:18.985 --> 15:24.148 The symptoms include hotness and the wearing of tight jeans. 15:24.588 --> 15:26.529 Would you pop this in your mouth? 15:26.770 --> 15:28.230 Don't worry, it's clean. 15:28.350 --> 15:29.651 It's just the monitor. 15:30.312 --> 15:33.914 Oh my god, no, she's hotter than anyone I've ever seen. 15:35.295 --> 15:39.477 As tortoise, is your diagnosis the same as mine? 15:39.637 --> 15:52.886 Yes, Doctor Sexy, it's outrageous And I think she's so hot, it's contagious I can't fake it, I can't take it And I'm feeling the urge to get naked What kind of talk's inappropriate, as tortoise? 15:53.147 --> 15:56.609 What kind of doctor surgeon do you think this is? 15:56.689 --> 16:02.993 Sexy, Sexy Doctor, Doctor Sexy Oh yes, I really forgot My name is Doctor Sexy 16:04.714 --> 16:17.049 But I'm not NHS This is a private practice Now pop off your vest Can I try an experimental technique I learned in Japan? 16:21.218 --> 16:34.741 They call me Dr. Sexy, and I sterilize my tools Let's break some British Medical Association rules Dr. Sexy, you'll be struck up for that Sounds good 16:40.200 --> 17:00.647 perfectly clean that's good man I'm gonna go that's that's gonna win those you think yeah I don't know I don't know really you fulfill the remit scary it's not scary it's sexy is it yeah I got titillated we have a lady from an Australian radio station in here this morning she you look frightened 17:01.807 --> 17:06.912 And she's behind a piece of glass and she's making the small gesture with her finger and thumb. 17:06.932 --> 17:07.753 I don't know what that means. 17:07.773 --> 17:10.536 That's a disparaging gesture towards Dr. Sexy. 17:10.796 --> 17:11.637 It is, isn't it? 17:11.677 --> 17:13.679 She's straight in there. 17:13.699 --> 17:16.322 Making disparaging comments about Dr. Sexy's manhood. 17:16.342 --> 17:18.404 I don't think... I want to go and see Dr. Sexy. 17:18.804 --> 17:21.767 He was saying, you're Nurse Totties, you can't see Dr. Sexy. 17:21.807 --> 17:22.987 I can see him any time I like. 17:23.148 --> 17:24.268 I want to make a video for that. 17:24.288 --> 17:26.550 Yeah, that would be... Because I want to see you dressed as Nurse Totties. 17:26.570 --> 17:27.171 That would be good. 17:27.611 --> 17:32.274 Anyway, wearing tight jeans though, that can often be a problem, a genuine problem for some women. 17:32.314 --> 17:34.136 Yeah, well, Dr. Sexy identifies that. 17:34.196 --> 17:34.436 Yeah. 17:34.676 --> 17:36.077 And he demands they come off. 17:36.177 --> 17:36.818 That's good, man. 17:36.938 --> 17:38.399 So it's based on medical facts. 17:38.519 --> 17:49.830 Yeah, there was lots of research went into that good good and you found that you found the the funk button as well Well, I used a sample from David Matthews right track called sandworm. 17:49.910 --> 17:52.393 That's good now You see it's exactly the kind of vibe. 17:52.433 --> 17:54.655 I was trying to go for didn't quite manage it 17:55.456 --> 17:56.097 I bet you did. 17:56.237 --> 18:09.594 So, no, I went for a sort of, mine is a kind of insane reworking, it's sort of a follow-up to Computer Love by Kraftwerk and of course they're thereafter filched by Coldplay. 18:10.094 --> 18:11.595 What is by cold-edged? 18:12.076 --> 18:13.256 You mean... Not the other one. 18:13.276 --> 18:13.637 Pinched. 18:14.037 --> 18:15.118 Yeah, uh, yeah. 18:15.158 --> 18:16.299 Pinched is another word for that. 18:16.559 --> 18:16.839 Is it? 18:16.919 --> 18:17.259 Yeah. 18:17.680 --> 18:18.761 Yeah, I know what you're thinking. 18:18.801 --> 18:19.521 Stop thinking that. 18:20.142 --> 18:27.007 Um, and, uh... But no, musically, it doesn't sound like computer love at all, but it's about dirty robots. 18:28.268 --> 18:28.868 Yeah, here it is. 18:30.049 --> 18:34.452 Hi, my dirty robots. 18:34.532 --> 18:37.254 Please, what you keep me high. 18:37.274 --> 18:37.835 Don't lie. 18:43.914 --> 18:48.016 I wonder if you'd be so kind as to remove it. 18:48.136 --> 18:52.277 I would like to take up to your goals with my character. 18:52.297 --> 18:57.039 There won't be viruses with my character. 18:57.239 --> 18:58.640 We're dirty robots. 18:59.240 --> 19:00.641 We're dirty robots. 19:00.801 --> 19:04.662 We've come from the past in search of models with slots. 19:04.923 --> 19:07.043 Our discs are all floppy. 19:07.384 --> 19:08.524 It makes us quite stroppy. 19:11.596 --> 19:16.510 We've got the hots, now it's all wireless There's the connection 19:44.381 --> 19:52.165 I think that Sapnap likes me, she's seen my modem hanging out, that's right babe, it's enormous and it does the job, well just about. 19:52.285 --> 19:53.825 Here, let's get connected. 19:53.845 --> 19:59.988 There we go, now you can send me dirty pictures, very very slow. 20:00.288 --> 20:04.230 Now where's your lovely hard drive box, have you got a slot for me? 20:04.250 --> 20:05.991 Hey, what's the problem? 20:06.091 --> 20:08.032 Why'd you kick me in the USB? 20:09.292 --> 20:34.590 We're dirty robots, we're dirty robots We wish to connect without the machines with slots We're not that picky, but we're finding it tricky Cause no one seems to want to and we thought they'd be lots So we're sticking our cables wherever we're able Which sometimes can result in some extremely nasty shocks Dirty robots 20:40.043 --> 20:58.645 We're built in metal geezers To us a parking meter is a bit of a fox If it's got machine parts Then that's where the fun starts And if it is electric then of course that also rocks Dirty robots 21:17.546 --> 21:19.817 Dirty robots, dirty robots 21:21.414 --> 21:21.914 Yeah, there you go. 21:22.095 --> 21:25.417 That's quite a long one as well, so... It's good, that's really good. 21:25.537 --> 21:27.418 I like particularly... Can I say what I like? 21:27.478 --> 21:27.819 Go on then. 21:28.019 --> 21:30.741 I like the very early keyboard solo. 21:31.321 --> 21:34.103 I like it when a record just dispenses with lyrics. 21:34.463 --> 21:34.663 Yeah. 21:35.084 --> 21:37.405 After a few seconds, it just gets into the keyboard solo. 21:37.425 --> 21:39.807 But then of course the lyrics to Come Back with Great Import. 21:39.907 --> 21:40.668 Yes, that's true. 21:41.288 --> 21:44.210 It's like a kind of first year play, isn't it? 21:44.250 --> 21:49.414 Like innuendos... Well, there'd be... I think Parents would be called to meetings if that was a first year play. 21:50.695 --> 21:51.856 School psychologists would be watching. 21:51.876 --> 21:53.677 I didn't make any jokes about faxing at least. 21:54.277 --> 21:54.457 No. 21:54.577 --> 21:55.038 There you go. 21:55.158 --> 21:55.638 That's something. 21:55.658 --> 21:55.938 Well done. 21:56.279 --> 21:56.739 So there we go. 21:56.799 --> 21:58.060 That song was for this week. 21:58.080 --> 21:59.100 What are those songs called? 21:59.181 --> 22:00.782 I suppose mine's called Dr. Sexy. 22:00.882 --> 22:01.642 Mine's called Dirty Robots. 22:01.662 --> 22:02.082 There we go. 22:02.123 --> 22:06.646 So it's Dr. Sexy versus Dirty Robots. 22:06.666 --> 22:11.449 64046 is not what you should dial to send texts because you can't vote by text. 22:11.989 --> 22:21.032 You have to vote by via email adamandjo.6musicatbbc.co.uk Send your votes in voting for either Dr. Sexy or Dirty Robots. 22:21.092 --> 22:22.512 What an amazing head-to-head. 22:26.353 --> 22:27.934 OK, here's some proper music. 22:27.974 --> 22:29.214 This is New Order with regret. 22:29.434 --> 22:32.495 That's like one of the all-time great songs really, isn't it? 22:32.555 --> 22:33.676 I mean, you've got everything there. 22:34.196 --> 22:34.436 Yes. 22:34.696 --> 22:37.197 Sorry, I've got a mouthful of Joe's buns. 22:39.097 --> 22:41.859 I've got a mucky brain now after our head-to-head. 22:42.639 --> 22:43.400 No surprises there. 22:43.420 --> 22:44.100 Dirty head-to-head. 22:44.140 --> 22:45.061 But you know what I mean? 22:45.121 --> 22:46.702 That New Order song is so good, isn't it? 22:46.802 --> 22:48.563 That was Regret, of course, by New Order. 22:48.583 --> 22:51.545 And this is Adam and Jo here on BBC 6 Music, Saturday morning. 22:52.465 --> 22:55.987 I'm Boris Johnson's in control of London Town. 22:56.828 --> 22:58.669 And it's a lovely sunny day. 22:58.689 --> 23:00.170 Boris is gonna sort it all out. 23:00.510 --> 23:02.291 He's gonna get the crime sorted. 23:02.651 --> 23:06.313 We're not allowed to express any political opinions, of course, here on the Big British Castle. 23:06.333 --> 23:07.514 We're completely impartial. 23:08.314 --> 23:11.056 Therefore, all we can say is that he's brilliant and awful. 23:12.656 --> 23:13.177 He's brilliantly awful. 23:13.217 --> 23:15.358 At the same time, he's great in the disaster. 23:15.578 --> 23:16.939 Yeah. 23:17.059 --> 23:17.599 Yeah, exactly. 23:17.859 --> 23:20.141 No emphasis on either one of those words. 23:21.081 --> 23:22.241 Complete impartiality. 23:22.301 --> 23:23.102 That's brilliant, man. 23:23.442 --> 23:24.142 He's awful. 23:24.522 --> 23:25.502 I just had to counterpoint. 23:25.522 --> 23:26.042 You're brilliant. 23:26.683 --> 23:27.023 Oh, I see. 23:27.043 --> 23:28.383 No, I was saying that you were brilliant. 23:28.403 --> 23:28.923 Oh, thanks a lot. 23:29.283 --> 23:30.724 So now we're allowed to say that. 23:30.764 --> 23:36.746 But now you've dug yourself into a hole because there's still a lingering he's awful there hanging in the air, which you've got to balance. 23:37.066 --> 23:37.406 Do I? 23:37.426 --> 23:37.586 Yeah. 23:39.116 --> 23:40.097 Say it, go on, balance it. 23:40.117 --> 23:40.677 He's brilliant. 23:40.697 --> 23:41.338 There you go. 23:41.358 --> 23:41.798 There we go. 23:41.898 --> 23:42.519 He's awful. 23:42.579 --> 23:43.680 He's awful. 23:43.720 --> 23:44.600 He's gonna be here forever. 23:45.421 --> 23:46.442 He's brilliant. 23:46.562 --> 23:49.144 What have you got there? 23:49.764 --> 23:50.345 A piece of paper. 23:50.365 --> 23:52.366 Are you holding a piece of paper like you're about to read the news? 23:53.107 --> 23:53.967 Am I about to read the news? 23:54.388 --> 23:54.768 No, you're not. 23:55.148 --> 23:57.630 Okay, let's have a bit more music while we decide what we're gonna talk about. 23:57.650 --> 23:58.010 It's a trail. 23:58.030 --> 23:58.711 It's in a proper way. 23:58.791 --> 23:59.251 There you go. 23:59.271 --> 24:02.494 That was a session track from Primal Scream, Velocity Curl. 24:02.514 --> 24:05.016 That was from Janice Long's show way back in 1986. 24:05.376 --> 24:07.218 Yeah, she actually played that one. 24:07.938 --> 24:08.298 Did she? 24:08.398 --> 24:09.159 Yeah, Janice Long. 24:09.239 --> 24:10.340 It's a cover by Janice Long. 24:10.661 --> 24:10.961 Is it? 24:11.081 --> 24:12.102 Of that Primal Scream song. 24:12.142 --> 24:12.322 Yeah. 24:12.442 --> 24:13.984 Is Janice Long in Primal Scream? 24:14.004 --> 24:14.144 Yeah. 24:14.704 --> 24:15.245 I didn't realise that. 24:15.265 --> 24:15.825 She's the lead singer. 24:15.965 --> 24:16.466 There you go. 24:16.486 --> 24:17.627 She's the lead singer. 24:17.687 --> 24:19.168 And I thought it was Bobby Gillespie. 24:19.228 --> 24:19.369 No. 24:19.709 --> 24:20.189 It's not. 24:20.249 --> 24:21.230 It's Janice Long. 24:21.691 --> 24:23.292 What other bands is Janice Long in? 24:23.893 --> 24:24.453 The Beatles. 24:24.593 --> 24:25.034 Is she? 24:25.114 --> 24:25.374 Yes. 24:25.474 --> 24:26.815 She's the best one in the Beatles. 24:26.855 --> 24:27.096 She is. 24:27.116 --> 24:28.016 Did she write the songs? 24:28.397 --> 24:28.637 Yes. 24:28.917 --> 24:30.158 Did she split them up? 24:30.219 --> 24:30.359 Yes. 24:31.059 --> 24:33.380 Because she was going out with John Lennon. 24:33.720 --> 24:34.381 Okay, that's good. 24:34.401 --> 24:35.801 Well, I'm glad we got that all settled. 24:36.221 --> 24:37.222 Janice Long facts there. 24:37.762 --> 24:41.224 And now it's time for the first of my free plays. 24:41.684 --> 24:46.106 All my free plays this week have a slightly psychedelic bent. 24:46.166 --> 24:47.426 If you don't mind me saying so. 24:48.247 --> 24:52.689 I wouldn't say they're like full fully blown psychedelic songs, but they have a little air of 24:53.329 --> 24:55.531 Triposity and weirdosiousness. 24:56.091 --> 24:58.553 And this is from an album that's so big right now. 24:58.633 --> 25:00.294 Have you got the MGMT album, Joe? 25:00.614 --> 25:00.895 Yeah. 25:01.355 --> 25:02.215 Are you enjoying that one? 25:02.816 --> 25:03.777 My girlfriend bought it. 25:03.957 --> 25:05.698 I haven't played it or listened to it at all. 25:05.778 --> 25:06.298 It's really good. 25:06.318 --> 25:06.739 Is it good? 25:06.799 --> 25:07.359 Yeah, it is good. 25:07.379 --> 25:07.779 You know what? 25:08.060 --> 25:09.761 I feel that everyone else is doing it for me. 25:09.881 --> 25:10.341 Right, right. 25:10.541 --> 25:11.122 You're missing out. 25:11.302 --> 25:12.383 Everyone else is taking care of it. 25:12.403 --> 25:13.003 I know what you mean. 25:13.083 --> 25:16.806 I know exactly that feeling you're describing, but you are missing out. 25:16.926 --> 25:18.287 It is proper Whitwoks. 25:18.667 --> 25:21.769 And there's a huge pile of invention going on in there. 25:21.809 --> 25:22.490 Amazing stuff. 25:23.070 --> 25:25.052 and it's sort of out of its time, do you know what I mean? 25:25.072 --> 25:29.115 Like, it's an album, I'm sure, that won't date that much because it's so strange. 25:29.915 --> 25:31.557 And this is a lovely track in here. 25:31.637 --> 25:32.697 It's a sort of mini opera. 25:32.737 --> 25:33.518 It's got sections. 25:33.538 --> 25:35.059 I love songs with sections, you know? 25:35.079 --> 25:37.421 And this is called The Handshake by MGMT. 25:37.761 --> 25:46.928 And the second section after the opening little bit is this lovely little weird thing from the 60s psychedelic period in my brain. 25:47.248 --> 25:47.869 Hope you enjoy it. 25:47.889 --> 25:48.669 This is MGMT. 25:48.689 --> 25:51.371 Oh, it starts off... it starts off quite... 25:52.732 --> 25:52.932 Soft. 25:53.792 --> 25:54.113 There we go. 25:54.173 --> 25:56.673 We're into it now. 25:57.094 --> 25:58.814 That's Franz Ferdinand. 25:59.975 --> 26:03.976 They're so hot right now, and that's called Shoutout. 26:04.096 --> 26:04.736 No, it's not. 26:04.896 --> 26:05.717 Do you want to? 26:05.817 --> 26:06.497 It's called... 26:07.732 --> 26:10.233 Uh, this is Adam and Joe here on BBC Six Music. 26:10.553 --> 26:18.515 Now we were talking about video games earlier on, and, uh, my, uh, children, my young sons, have just entered the crazy world of video games. 26:18.635 --> 26:19.136 What have they got? 26:19.176 --> 26:20.136 What console have they got? 26:20.256 --> 26:21.976 Well, I'm easing them in there a little bit. 26:21.996 --> 26:23.957 They've been playing with my brother's Wii. 26:24.257 --> 26:24.457 Right. 26:24.477 --> 26:26.438 Uh, and which- Yeah, but what- No. 26:26.718 --> 26:26.998 Carry on. 26:27.538 --> 26:44.803 Okay, which is a nice way of starting I think because you know you can assuage any guilt you have about sucking your Children into the dirty world of video games by seeing them actually standing up and being physical while playing You know that's one of the attractive things about the Wii and they really do they get up there, and they're like totally into it What are they playing? 26:45.263 --> 26:48.144 They're doing a bit of boxing there, and they just hand you their Wii sports 26:48.504 --> 26:51.606 Wii Sports, yeah, and a bit of boxing, a bit of bowling, and the game of golf. 26:51.726 --> 26:54.268 The disc that comes free with it as well. 26:54.668 --> 26:58.211 There's a sort of tank command thing where you're going around shooting tanks. 26:58.251 --> 27:00.692 It's a lot like combat on the Atari video system. 27:00.712 --> 27:01.413 You remember combat? 27:01.453 --> 27:01.593 Yeah. 27:02.213 --> 27:03.394 And it's brilliant. 27:03.454 --> 27:04.355 It's good fun, man. 27:04.795 --> 27:08.918 Anyway, so unfortunately my brother took the Wii back the other day. 27:09.698 --> 27:10.699 You know, he needs to play it. 27:11.380 --> 27:14.743 And I'm rationing the video game fun to weekends, right? 27:14.943 --> 27:16.365 Just so it doesn't splurge everywhere. 27:16.385 --> 27:16.925 Weekends? 27:17.326 --> 27:18.147 Yeah, right. 27:18.227 --> 27:19.188 That's a good idea, mate. 27:19.228 --> 27:20.149 I should re-christen them. 27:20.269 --> 27:20.529 Yeah. 27:20.949 --> 27:26.555 So I got my old PlayStation One out of the locker. 27:26.675 --> 27:28.017 Because other consoles are available. 27:28.377 --> 27:28.898 Of course they are. 27:29.638 --> 27:31.619 Um, and I haven't played with it for years and years. 27:31.839 --> 27:32.799 And it's pretty good, man. 27:32.839 --> 27:33.999 There's lots of good stuff on there. 27:34.019 --> 27:42.421 There's a good bombing game called Raiden where you're flying over, um, I don't know, a place and bombing it and shooting it over planes. 27:42.501 --> 27:45.262 It's fun to bomb things as long as it's not real. 27:45.922 --> 27:46.442 Okay. 27:46.522 --> 27:48.222 Tony Blair, you didn't realize that. 27:48.862 --> 27:51.643 Um, and, uh, say something to balance that. 27:52.644 --> 27:54.786 Yeah, Tony Blair, well done for bombing everywhere. 27:54.846 --> 27:55.246 Thumbs up. 27:55.486 --> 27:56.067 Thumbs away. 27:56.087 --> 27:56.507 There we go. 27:58.089 --> 28:11.142 But I was struck by the fact that they're getting so into it, these guys, and they're about four and five, my son, so they've already worked out their little chants, their bravura video game expressions, you know what I mean? 28:11.342 --> 28:14.585 When they're in there and they're so into it, they have to shout out things, you know? 28:15.046 --> 28:16.087 And they're really good. 28:16.967 --> 28:22.029 But they're sort of exactly right in tone, but they're obviously they're just like five-year-old versions of things. 28:22.049 --> 28:22.529 Let's have them. 28:22.849 --> 28:26.951 Well, the top three I've got are... You're going down, Pom Pom! 28:27.471 --> 28:28.071 Pom Pom! 28:28.211 --> 28:29.432 Is that one of their nicknames? 28:29.452 --> 28:30.592 I don't know, that's what they call them. 28:30.912 --> 28:34.573 It's a little bit like Pooh Head, which my youngest Nattie calls people at the moment. 28:34.593 --> 28:34.994 I is insulting. 28:35.034 --> 28:38.595 He's going through a stage of calling everyone Pooh Head, which it does happen. 28:39.115 --> 28:41.396 So I've told him that it's... Well, hang on, what do you mean it does happen? 28:41.796 --> 28:43.857 Uh, children go through a phase where they could bring a pooey head. 28:43.877 --> 28:44.677 What, having a pooey head? 28:44.697 --> 28:45.177 Pooe head. 28:45.237 --> 28:45.377 Yeah. 28:45.397 --> 28:45.737 Oh, right, okay. 28:46.437 --> 28:50.938 Um, you know, it's a nice, it's, you'll look back on it with affection one day when they, when they learn all the hardcore words. 28:50.958 --> 28:52.599 Yeah, you should clean that off their heads, though. 28:52.879 --> 28:52.999 Yeah. 28:53.019 --> 28:53.639 It's unhygienic. 28:53.919 --> 28:57.960 No, no, I mean, I, I generally ban pooing on heads from the house. 28:58.360 --> 29:01.021 But yeah, so instead of saying poo head, he says, you're going down, pom-pom. 29:01.821 --> 29:03.761 And, but he says it like that with all the expression. 29:03.781 --> 29:04.761 Yeah, that's good, that's good, I like it. 29:05.022 --> 29:09.183 Uh, he also says, um, he also says, get ready to do poo! 29:11.570 --> 29:12.391 What does that mean? 29:12.931 --> 29:13.992 He's threatening there. 29:14.092 --> 29:16.113 He's threatening the enemy in the video game. 29:16.354 --> 29:16.594 Wow. 29:16.634 --> 29:18.315 You better get ready to do a poo! 29:18.975 --> 29:20.497 Because I'm coming to get you! 29:21.057 --> 29:24.820 Well, that sounds like it needs a little bit of therapy. 29:24.860 --> 29:27.081 Well, no, but when they're that age they're obsessed with it. 29:27.101 --> 29:29.443 It's all, everything's about poo and wee and all that kind of stuff. 29:29.483 --> 29:30.964 Actually, not wee, not so much. 29:31.024 --> 29:31.705 It's always the poo. 29:32.385 --> 29:38.249 Um, but then, he's very Freudian, but then Frank, who's slightly older, um, is a little more sophisticated. 29:38.410 --> 29:41.992 Some of his, uh, bravura chants are, uh, more psychological. 29:42.292 --> 29:45.114 He sort of says, oh, would you like to come to a party? 29:45.615 --> 29:47.576 To the enemy, you see, because he's luring them in. 29:47.596 --> 29:47.876 Nice. 29:47.997 --> 29:50.178 And then he's gonna bomb them when they're at the party. 29:50.578 --> 29:55.702 But he sort of says it with chilling, you know, oh, and he's really excited, he's like quivering with excitement while he's playing. 29:56.403 --> 29:58.204 Oh, would you like to come to a party? 29:59.604 --> 30:00.224 Yes! 30:00.685 --> 30:01.925 There you go, pom pom! 30:02.585 --> 30:03.525 Take that poo head! 30:04.485 --> 30:04.785 Wow. 30:05.085 --> 30:05.406 It's good. 30:05.446 --> 30:08.006 What kind of things do you shout out when you're doing Grand Theft Auto? 30:08.566 --> 30:09.286 It's the same. 30:10.807 --> 30:11.867 Take that pom pom! 30:12.707 --> 30:15.788 I'm going to do a poo poo on your head, pom pom. 30:15.808 --> 30:17.468 You shouldn't have stabbed me, pom pom! 30:17.508 --> 30:18.929 Come to my party, pom pom. 30:19.049 --> 30:20.649 It's a poo poo party, pom pom! 30:21.569 --> 30:22.249 How about that one? 30:22.329 --> 30:23.150 That's good, man. 30:23.690 --> 30:25.990 I'd like to come around to your house and... That's exciting. 30:26.030 --> 30:28.911 Are they gonna be buying the Wii Fit pad to do? 30:28.991 --> 30:29.771 Are you gonna do that? 30:29.871 --> 30:30.992 I've been thinking of doing that. 30:31.012 --> 30:31.392 Have you? 30:31.412 --> 30:34.133 That you can buy this pad, you plug it in, you do exercises. 30:34.353 --> 30:38.394 You know that there are parks and things that you can actually... I know, but do a ton of telly. 30:38.434 --> 30:39.754 It's fun. 30:40.014 --> 30:40.874 I might, I might. 30:40.954 --> 30:41.715 It is fun, man. 30:41.775 --> 30:42.735 It's all good stuff, that. 30:43.515 --> 30:44.415 Okay, more music now. 30:44.435 --> 30:46.116 Here's the Shoutout Louds. 30:46.836 --> 30:47.516 Is this real? 30:47.596 --> 30:48.556 Have you just made this up? 30:48.656 --> 30:50.757 No one's told me about the shout-out loud. 30:50.817 --> 30:51.757 Suddenly they exist. 30:52.537 --> 30:53.997 This is tonight, I have to leave it. 30:54.298 --> 30:57.118 Yeah, could I have some extra drums, please? 30:57.498 --> 30:59.659 And a cowbell topping. 31:00.199 --> 31:00.679 Certainly. 31:00.719 --> 31:02.999 Would you like, um, grooves with that? 31:03.479 --> 31:03.939 What's that? 31:04.039 --> 31:04.459 Grooves? 31:04.519 --> 31:05.380 Would you like grooves? 31:05.460 --> 31:06.260 I'd like some grooves. 31:06.320 --> 31:07.760 Could I have the... We don't have any. 31:07.780 --> 31:11.941 Could I have the Deacon Blue style vocals and the CURE keyboard on the side? 31:12.421 --> 31:12.641 Yes. 31:12.961 --> 31:15.742 Would you like a little bit of Robert Smith all over that? 31:15.962 --> 31:16.623 Yes, please. 31:16.843 --> 31:17.243 Certainly. 31:17.283 --> 31:17.583 There you go. 31:17.603 --> 31:18.043 Very good, though. 31:18.063 --> 31:19.283 There's extra Robert Smith for you. 31:19.303 --> 31:20.504 Shout out, Louds, with tonight. 31:20.564 --> 31:21.384 I have to leave it. 31:21.564 --> 31:24.885 Now, I just want to say, we were just talking about video games with my young sons. 31:24.965 --> 31:32.348 It just occurred to me, Frank especially hates it when people sort of talk about the fact that he said something funny. 31:32.708 --> 31:40.152 So if by any chance anyone is listening to this who knows, uh, my children or anything, please don't mention it to them that we were talking about it, okay? 31:40.392 --> 31:43.434 And it's a slim chance, but if it gets back to him, I'm in real trouble. 31:43.474 --> 31:45.115 He'll really, he would hate it. 31:45.135 --> 31:45.815 He would hate it. 31:45.895 --> 31:46.195 Wow. 31:46.235 --> 31:48.597 The, um, the kind of power balance is slightly off. 31:48.877 --> 31:50.398 It's a little bit off, but there's nothing you can do about it. 31:50.418 --> 31:54.160 He doesn't like the idea of people laughing at him or, uh, you know? 31:54.720 --> 31:55.061 Uh, anyway. 31:55.081 --> 31:56.702 They're very young and fragile things. 31:56.882 --> 31:57.363 Exactly. 31:57.523 --> 31:57.723 What? 31:58.103 --> 31:58.504 Children. 31:58.544 --> 31:59.625 Oh, I thought you meant chickens. 32:00.045 --> 32:01.206 Yeah, I did mean chickens. 32:01.266 --> 32:01.566 Okay. 32:01.786 --> 32:02.027 What? 32:02.327 --> 32:02.727 I don't know. 32:02.747 --> 32:03.128 I don't know. 32:03.548 --> 32:04.249 I'm tired. 32:04.529 --> 32:04.989 Very odd. 32:05.510 --> 32:06.130 Um, there we go. 32:06.250 --> 32:08.092 So, now it's time for a free play. 32:08.532 --> 32:09.113 Uh, no, isn't it? 32:09.173 --> 32:10.474 No, we're gonna do Text-A-Nation now. 32:10.534 --> 32:11.295 Quick, the jingle! 32:13.457 --> 32:14.197 Text-A-Nation. 32:14.318 --> 32:15.399 Text, text, text. 32:15.499 --> 32:16.239 Text-A-Nation. 32:16.299 --> 32:17.260 What if I don't want to? 32:17.520 --> 32:18.221 Text-A-Nation. 32:18.321 --> 32:19.342 But I'm using email. 32:19.502 --> 32:20.223 Is that a problem? 32:20.263 --> 32:20.843 It doesn't matter. 32:20.883 --> 32:21.104 Text! 32:23.362 --> 32:27.145 That previous moment of confusion was part of our plan to do a really shoddy show. 32:27.565 --> 32:29.306 It was all stage managed and scripted. 32:29.566 --> 32:30.567 It went off well, didn't it? 32:30.647 --> 32:31.287 That was really good. 32:31.528 --> 32:34.310 I was trying to think of something that was very young and fragile. 32:34.570 --> 32:36.191 Chickens was the only thing I could think of. 32:36.491 --> 32:37.132 Yeah, they're not. 32:37.152 --> 32:38.392 They can be of all sorts of ages. 32:38.412 --> 32:39.053 Exactly. 32:39.113 --> 32:41.074 I mean, chicks would be the young thing. 32:41.094 --> 32:48.119 It's Text the Nation time, and this week's Text the Nation is themed around the BBC's smash hit programme, The Apprentice. 32:48.359 --> 32:49.280 Well, it's kind of stolen. 32:49.860 --> 33:04.780 uh from stolen from it yeah yeah um adam and i are both big fans of of the apprentice we watch it a lot uh and it was very good this week yeah it was brilliant the kind of matt lucas look alike yeah got got kicked out he was exactly like he's like the only gay in the village wasn't he 33:05.040 --> 33:06.361 Yes, in a suit. 33:06.722 --> 33:07.002 Yes. 33:07.062 --> 33:08.003 It was amazing. 33:08.023 --> 33:25.900 But it seemed like a very nice chap, even though what confuses me is, you know, when they're being particularly hopeless, they'll cut to an interview they've done of each contestant that they've obviously done before the series starts, where the contestant is being so insanely self-aggrandising that it throws anything else they're doing in the show into complete comedy. 33:26.040 --> 33:26.340 Exactly. 33:26.440 --> 33:27.540 And Kevin's was amazing. 33:27.580 --> 33:37.443 He was saying, by the time I am 40, I'm going to be the most powerful businessman in the world and have a house the size of Jamaica and live in a balloon or something. 33:37.784 --> 33:38.224 I don't know. 33:38.284 --> 33:43.445 And Rafe says, I have a way with words that is better than Wordsworth and Shakespeare. 33:43.685 --> 33:44.986 Words are like my tools. 33:45.666 --> 33:48.488 When I put them together, I can sell you anything right there, right now. 33:48.649 --> 33:51.050 That kind of... He said it with a little more conviction. 33:51.090 --> 33:53.292 The problem with Kevin was you could see he didn't. 33:53.332 --> 33:55.574 He wasn't really that insanely deluded. 33:55.634 --> 34:08.104 I mean, a little bit, but... But presumably, a researcher says to them, uh, okay, we'd just like you to chat about your ambitions, and imagine you're talking, uh, in a world of fantasy, of insane fantasy. 34:08.144 --> 34:11.387 Just pretend for a moment you're mad, and really overdo it. 34:11.487 --> 34:12.247 Would that be okay? 34:12.548 --> 34:13.248 Yes, okay, then. 34:14.990 --> 34:16.611 What do they say to get them to talk like that? 34:16.991 --> 34:18.392 Anyway, that's not the point of Texanation. 34:18.432 --> 34:19.293 What is the point of Texanation? 34:19.313 --> 34:27.699 The point of Texanation is that one of the things, and if you don't watch The Apprentice, it's Alan Sugar, and he's getting two teams of... Oh, people know this. 34:28.099 --> 34:28.400 Nutty. 34:28.460 --> 34:29.841 I'm just saying that some people don't watch it. 34:29.861 --> 34:31.742 I only recently came to the world of The Apprentice. 34:32.082 --> 34:40.449 He's getting two teams of people to kind of pitch business ideas to real business people, and the person who gets the most business out of it is the winner of that week. 34:41.329 --> 34:42.090 And this... You're fired. 34:42.470 --> 34:43.171 Thank you, there you go. 34:43.531 --> 34:44.092 What's his name? 34:44.132 --> 34:44.452 The man. 34:45.033 --> 34:55.945 And this week, one of the things the teams had to do was to invent a new day for a greeting card, some kind of greeting card. 34:56.205 --> 34:57.266 I'm not explaining this well. 34:57.366 --> 34:58.847 They had to come up with a new national day. 34:58.867 --> 35:00.848 That was really the hardest part of the task, wasn't it? 35:00.868 --> 35:05.291 Then they had to invent a greetings card and go and pitch it to the big three card companies. 35:05.511 --> 35:13.116 But part of the thing that was kind of glossed over and is where they kind of failed was to pick an event that isn't yet celebrated by card giving, right? 35:13.397 --> 35:14.678 So a new national day. 35:16.118 --> 35:18.960 One of them thought of like an environment day, a green day. 35:19.100 --> 35:19.400 Yes. 35:20.241 --> 35:23.002 The other team thought of National Singles Day. 35:23.203 --> 35:24.563 Which I thought was quite a good idea. 35:24.864 --> 35:26.665 They had trouble picking the actual day, didn't they? 35:26.685 --> 35:33.669 Because they went for the 13th of February, the day before Valentine's Day, and all the stores laughed out of the thing because the market's already saturated. 35:33.689 --> 35:34.289 Already saturated. 35:34.329 --> 35:36.470 You know we've got all our shelves filled with Valentine's cards. 35:36.490 --> 35:38.652 Why do we want to confuse it with your weird Singles Day? 35:38.712 --> 35:40.573 So the Texanation Challenge this week is? 35:40.593 --> 35:41.814 Is exactly that. 35:41.874 --> 35:43.875 Think of a new national day. 35:44.656 --> 35:49.102 Uh, it could be, uh, you know, a cause for a holiday, it could be something that you could make a greeting card out of. 35:49.623 --> 35:52.326 Actually, should we do it specifically with the greeting card? 35:52.366 --> 35:55.150 So, like, what you would say in the greeting card for your national day? 35:55.310 --> 35:59.877 This is a good test as well, because one sits at home thinking how easy it would be and how you'd do better than those guys. 35:59.937 --> 36:00.197 Exactly. 36:00.217 --> 36:01.058 But can we do better? 36:01.639 --> 36:19.014 because i thought the single thing was quite good and then i was i was embarrassed when they uh when they were so humiliated in some of the meetings there i thought i didn't think of any of those problems with it however the green the environmental card was uh more mental than environment if there was a is there a celebrity apprentice 36:19.574 --> 36:20.956 Do we qualify as celebrities? 36:21.356 --> 36:23.399 Would we go on it if we were offered to go on it? 36:23.939 --> 36:28.024 Well, the thing that they sometimes get people on is the apprentice you're fired. 36:28.325 --> 36:28.625 Right. 36:28.725 --> 36:29.426 Afterwards, that would be fine. 36:29.446 --> 36:30.047 Now, that's not the question. 36:30.167 --> 36:32.289 If there was a celebrity apprentice, would you go on it? 36:33.317 --> 36:58.724 well yes yes would you yes you would yes you would that's brilliant i really look forward to that so tech 64046 uh with your ideas for a new national day to send greeting cards for let's see if we can either come up with stupider ideas yeah than the apprentice people did or brilliant ones 64046 here's a bit more music this is a free play i vote this for the one of the loveliest songs ever written lyrically 36:59.384 --> 37:05.827 If you listen to the lyrics of the following song and do exactly what he says, I think you'll have very few problems in life. 37:06.048 --> 37:07.829 This is David Bowie with Fill Your Heart. 37:18.354 --> 37:20.455 version of Andy Warhol, which is the next track on that album. 37:20.515 --> 37:21.635 I'm so used to it going into it. 37:21.655 --> 37:22.976 It's weird to have it not go into it. 37:23.156 --> 37:23.456 Exactly. 37:23.476 --> 37:25.057 That's one of those albums that you know. 37:25.077 --> 37:25.577 I don't know. 37:25.597 --> 37:27.477 Maybe I put the iPod generation. 37:27.878 --> 37:32.579 They probably don't know what it's like, but the sequence of that album is definitely very important. 37:32.599 --> 37:34.200 It's like a little journey you go on. 37:34.434 --> 37:36.015 That's one of the best albums ever made, isn't it? 37:36.075 --> 37:36.335 Thanks, yes. 37:36.375 --> 37:37.075 You can say that. 37:37.135 --> 37:37.815 Well done, man. 37:37.855 --> 37:38.295 Thanks a lot. 37:38.316 --> 37:39.896 I think you did a really good job on that one. 37:39.976 --> 37:40.276 Thanks. 37:40.696 --> 37:40.997 Why? 37:41.077 --> 37:41.277 What? 37:41.597 --> 37:42.497 Recently, what's happened? 37:43.217 --> 37:46.319 Recently, I've got into internet sort of stuff, and I'm a bit ill. 37:46.699 --> 37:47.139 Are you? 37:47.219 --> 37:47.479 Yeah. 37:47.539 --> 37:48.159 I'm sorry to hear that. 37:48.179 --> 37:48.940 I had a Russell Hardy. 37:49.260 --> 37:49.520 Did you? 37:50.220 --> 37:52.681 Yeah, you had to, uh, had to go into a hospital. 37:53.661 --> 37:55.442 But, um... Someone threw a lolly in your eye. 37:55.462 --> 37:58.002 Someone tucked a lolly, it got stuck in my eye. 37:58.062 --> 37:59.783 It's been tricky times, tough times. 38:00.203 --> 38:00.843 You'll be back, man. 38:00.863 --> 38:01.584 You'll be back. 38:01.644 --> 38:02.124 You're the best. 38:02.264 --> 38:03.824 I'm working on my latest incarnation. 38:03.844 --> 38:04.665 You're the changing man. 38:04.985 --> 38:05.765 No, that's Paul Weller. 38:06.145 --> 38:07.545 I'm gonna dress up like Shirley Temple. 38:07.746 --> 38:09.686 Well, that's gonna be my new image. 38:10.106 --> 38:12.887 He's constantly reinventing himself. 38:12.987 --> 38:14.348 Have you seen his new image? 38:14.548 --> 38:15.588 He's like the old Madonna. 38:15.768 --> 38:17.388 He's like Shirley Temple now. 38:17.669 --> 38:19.189 He's always reinventing himself. 38:19.269 --> 38:22.590 He's like a very old man, and he's dressed as Shirley Temple. 38:22.850 --> 38:24.951 He's the rock and roll chameleon. 38:25.291 --> 38:26.871 This is Adam and Jo on BBC Six Music. 38:26.891 --> 38:30.252 We're going to clarify Text the Nation, because we feel it was a little bit muddled. 38:30.572 --> 38:35.794 Here, from Adam Buxton, is a very simple encapsulation of what Text the Nation is this week. 38:36.054 --> 38:36.854 Yes, we want it. 38:36.994 --> 38:38.055 It's the cards, OK? 38:38.095 --> 38:39.455 It's the cards more than the day. 38:39.935 --> 38:54.804 That we want from you we want we want you to plug the gaps in the greeting cards market And we want you to tell us what the thrust of your greeting cards would be so it's exactly like what they were doing on the apprentice and So for example my idea be clearer. 38:54.944 --> 38:55.584 Yes, it is clear. 38:55.605 --> 38:56.125 It's clear. 38:56.185 --> 39:03.929 It's the greeting outside Yeah, well, I'm gonna give you an example now for example a card for someone who has just failed at something, right? 39:04.190 --> 39:04.430 Okay 39:04.850 --> 39:05.711 Do they exist already? 39:06.171 --> 39:10.013 Sorry, not exactly sorry, you're a failure, but... Bad luck! 39:10.273 --> 39:11.974 Yeah, exclamation mark on the outside. 39:11.994 --> 39:13.735 I mean, there are bad luck cards already, I think. 39:13.835 --> 39:15.436 And on the inside it would have a poem. 39:16.376 --> 39:18.177 Uh, do not worry that you have failed. 39:18.998 --> 39:20.319 It's important to try again. 39:21.039 --> 39:25.860 Maybe you'll succeed next time and you won't look like such a pen. 39:28.421 --> 39:30.022 And then the last two letters. 39:30.262 --> 39:31.042 Or something like that. 39:31.142 --> 39:35.203 Obviously that was just made up off the top of my head and you'll have a bit more time. 39:35.403 --> 39:38.504 I was thinking just don't let the bastards grind you down, yeah? 39:39.404 --> 39:40.645 Just for a little uplifting. 39:40.745 --> 39:41.305 Come on! 39:41.845 --> 39:42.525 We'll think of some more. 39:42.565 --> 39:43.846 I'm determined to come up with something better. 39:43.866 --> 39:44.546 Or get back on the horse. 39:44.826 --> 39:45.446 Something like that. 39:45.486 --> 39:45.986 Something lame. 39:46.046 --> 39:47.187 I mean, it's a greeting card. 39:47.227 --> 39:48.107 It can be lame, yeah. 39:48.787 --> 39:54.929 Uh, the other, the other idea that our producer Jude had was some kind of, um, conciliatory card for neighbors. 39:55.229 --> 40:08.732 Maybe you've upset the neighbors, and you want to send them a special card to say, sorry about the rubbish dispute, or sorry about the noisy party with the bass frequencies last night, it was a little bit annoying, or something like that, you know? 40:09.273 --> 40:10.373 I'm gonna think of something better. 40:11.033 --> 40:39.042 better than that during the next song while i was watching the apprentice i was thinking i could do better than this it's not that easy it's a better idea out there i'm convinced there is single stays brilliant six four zero five six is the text number i'm actually going to text mine into myself one of the people um read it out one of the guys from tesco's or whatever was saying who's gonna send a card to a single i thought that was a stupid point to make i would send a card to uh singleton friend of mine i thought you know valerie singleton i'd send her one no problem 40:39.802 --> 40:43.465 Here's here's Isaac Hayes with the theme from Shaft the theme from hello. 40:43.785 --> 40:45.126 Can you hear me the theme from Shaft? 40:45.166 --> 41:01.359 That's a new cop film that'll be in the cinemas soon starring Isaac Hayes Also known as chef of course, and this is element Joe here on BBC six music It's time now for the news read by Catherine cracknell and Joe you earth that Santo gold with Les artiste and 41:01.599 --> 41:02.500 Yes, I'm just checking. 41:02.520 --> 41:04.023 I got it the right way around. 41:04.083 --> 41:05.064 I did get it the right way around. 41:05.084 --> 41:05.424 Well done. 41:05.685 --> 41:06.386 Thank you very much. 41:06.526 --> 41:08.168 This is Adam and Jo on BBC Six Music. 41:08.188 --> 41:09.831 You join us in the middle of Text the Nation. 41:09.891 --> 41:16.760 And the challenge this week is to beat the Apprentice contestants at the task that was set in The Apprentice last week, which was to come up with a new... 41:17.561 --> 41:25.307 A national day that would be suitable for sending cards for the texts are already coming tumbling in gaps in the greeting cards market. 41:25.367 --> 41:26.307 I had a couple of ideas. 41:26.347 --> 41:26.848 Yeah, go on then. 41:26.868 --> 41:27.888 I think I've had a brilliant idea. 41:27.928 --> 41:28.269 Have you? 41:28.369 --> 41:29.930 I think I've thrashed the contestants already. 41:29.950 --> 41:30.690 Oh my goodness. 41:30.710 --> 41:31.531 You should celebrate. 41:31.791 --> 41:34.793 My idea is to take an existing day but apply cards to it. 41:34.913 --> 41:35.734 April Fool's Day. 41:36.414 --> 41:36.895 Cards. 41:37.015 --> 41:38.236 But cards with pranks in them. 41:38.656 --> 41:38.776 Oh. 41:38.876 --> 41:40.617 Like little springy snakes. 41:40.897 --> 41:41.098 Right. 41:41.278 --> 41:42.238 Or a stink bomb. 41:42.939 --> 41:44.900 Or a little chip that makes the noise. 41:46.822 --> 41:47.522 When you open it? 41:49.063 --> 41:51.165 Because April Fool's Day is a good day, you know? 41:51.285 --> 41:54.407 It's a matter of national pride and people don't really bother anymore. 41:54.787 --> 41:58.070 Kids play pranks on each other, but adults don't really bother that much. 41:58.090 --> 41:59.731 There's not that much spaghetti and trees anymore, is there? 41:59.751 --> 42:04.574 Well, there's all the tedious media ones, but they're kind of, you know, boring and you can always tell they're... 42:05.875 --> 42:07.296 not real, but cards for that. 42:07.476 --> 42:08.797 That would be good, wouldn't it? 42:08.817 --> 42:10.438 I like the idea of a card that goes nihi. 42:10.859 --> 42:15.782 Another idea that one or two people have alluded to in their texts is a national honesty day. 42:16.482 --> 42:20.285 So a day when you're allowed to say whatever you want without fear of reprisal. 42:20.925 --> 42:22.006 So this would be brilliant. 42:22.046 --> 42:30.129 You could say things to your girlfriend, husband or wife or boyfriend that you've been meaning to say for ages, but you haven't had the courage to say. 42:30.189 --> 42:32.050 That sounds like a national disaster day. 42:32.270 --> 42:33.970 No, it's just a refreshing day, you know. 42:34.030 --> 42:35.971 It's just people get stuff out in the open. 42:36.031 --> 42:36.451 No such thing. 42:36.471 --> 42:37.172 It'll be a great day. 42:37.192 --> 42:37.852 There's no such thing. 42:38.052 --> 42:46.415 And you could have all sorts of cards about how you hate an individual's jumper, how they stink, or a smelly. 42:46.595 --> 42:48.316 Someone sent that one in, you know. 42:48.476 --> 42:50.877 And then the next day, you could have National Reprisals Day. 42:50.977 --> 42:51.497 Exactly. 42:51.637 --> 42:54.918 Tina and East Dulwich, maybe next week, because you need time to market the cards. 42:55.559 --> 42:57.479 The same day the following week, Reprisals Day. 42:57.499 --> 42:58.140 That's a good idea, yeah. 42:58.160 --> 43:01.641 And what they'd be cards with... Simmering resentment cards. 43:01.781 --> 43:02.661 And powders. 43:03.522 --> 43:04.382 Threatening powders. 43:04.562 --> 43:06.563 No, that's the terrorists doing that, isn't it? 43:06.583 --> 43:07.263 It's Revenge Day. 43:07.503 --> 43:15.954 Okay, here's another one that's come in from Viv in Dundee and I'm not sure how practical this is but she certainly put or he has certainly put some thought into it. 43:16.295 --> 43:19.219 Happy marine biologist day inside the card. 43:19.639 --> 43:25.147 Some people say you're fishy, some people say you're wet but a more committed marine biologist I have never met. 43:26.912 --> 43:28.373 Lots of love, Viv from Dundee. 43:28.433 --> 43:29.574 Is he a marine biologist? 43:30.554 --> 43:31.215 One would hope so. 43:31.255 --> 43:32.335 You'd hope he was. 43:32.355 --> 43:33.176 Oh, this is insane. 43:34.497 --> 43:37.118 Amy Crossthwaite suggests pancake day cards. 43:37.859 --> 43:38.099 Yeah? 43:38.359 --> 43:39.840 They could be made of pancake. 43:40.600 --> 43:45.984 Or be in the form of a stencil, so when you sprinkle your icing sugar over the pancake, you get an amusing shake. 43:46.024 --> 43:47.324 That is a very good idea. 43:47.504 --> 43:48.165 That is a good idea. 43:48.205 --> 43:50.026 I like them being made of actual pancake. 43:50.066 --> 43:50.726 That's insane. 43:50.746 --> 43:51.767 It's totally impractical. 43:51.787 --> 43:53.548 What about a sachet of pancake mixture inside? 43:53.628 --> 43:54.509 That's a better idea. 43:54.769 --> 43:56.330 And then you could fry the card. 43:56.770 --> 43:57.410 and eat it. 43:57.430 --> 43:58.371 We made of edible paper. 43:58.991 --> 44:01.332 All these ideas are copyright Adam and Joe at the Big British Castle. 44:01.412 --> 44:02.573 If we do decide to get them. 44:02.633 --> 44:03.073 Edible cards. 44:03.494 --> 44:04.134 Edible cards. 44:04.374 --> 44:05.274 Right, right, right paper. 44:05.755 --> 44:06.775 Everyone likes right paper. 44:07.516 --> 44:09.116 Everyone likes eating an object. 44:09.617 --> 44:10.557 Keep the text coming in 64046. 44:12.918 --> 44:15.080 And if you can beat any of those, they're already very good. 44:15.100 --> 44:16.760 We've already beaten the contestants, I reckon. 44:16.780 --> 44:17.841 Now, here's a little. 44:17.981 --> 44:18.401 blast. 44:18.441 --> 44:20.143 Here's a stinky blast from the past. 44:20.223 --> 44:21.705 This is Malcolm McLaren. 44:21.985 --> 44:25.168 That's not a name you hear very much unless you're watching The Baron. 44:25.308 --> 44:28.852 Yeah, which I want to talk about after we hear this one. 44:28.872 --> 44:29.813 This is Double Dutch. 44:30.293 --> 44:31.915 Wow, sounding really good, I reckon. 44:32.936 --> 44:35.619 Malcolm McLaren and the Supreme Dream Team, were they called? 44:35.979 --> 44:37.059 Something along those lines. 44:37.179 --> 44:39.040 Are you taking that one over Buffalo Gals? 44:39.780 --> 44:40.641 I really liked that album. 44:40.661 --> 44:41.681 I liked it when I was a kid. 44:41.721 --> 44:49.724 And did you know that I got a set of felt pens and copied the mural from the Keith Haring mural from the inside of that album all over my bedroom wall? 44:50.284 --> 44:52.445 And then I was so embarrassed about it the next day. 44:52.965 --> 44:54.306 I had to cover it with posters. 44:54.426 --> 44:56.888 At least you didn't go around talking like Malcolm McLaren. 44:56.968 --> 44:58.289 Was he trying to do an American accent there? 44:58.309 --> 44:59.670 I don't know what he was trying to do there. 44:59.730 --> 45:01.971 He's a deeply, deeply confused man. 45:02.011 --> 45:07.455 I mean, he's got his own personal manifesto fairly clearly worked out in his mind, as a kind of pantomime villain. 45:07.515 --> 45:08.876 Have you seen The Baron at all? 45:08.976 --> 45:14.800 No, and before we get into that, I should point out to listeners that that album is a duck rock is coming out in a remastered version. 45:14.820 --> 45:15.160 Is it? 45:15.240 --> 45:18.922 Later this year, and somebody's making a film about how it was made. 45:19.363 --> 45:19.563 No. 45:20.063 --> 45:26.769 Yeah, so there's gonna be a whole big Duck Rock thing happening later in the year, and Malcolm McLaren's gonna be in town talking about it. 45:26.809 --> 45:29.772 It's a long way in the future, not till September he's gonna be at the ICA. 45:29.812 --> 45:32.995 He was a mayoral candidate last time around, wasn't he, McLaren, was he? 45:33.496 --> 45:36.378 I mean, I don't know what kind of platform he was on. 45:36.398 --> 45:39.481 I think he was taking himself quite seriously when he was a mayoral candidate. 45:39.801 --> 45:45.687 But when he was on for Barron, which is a show on ITV, it's a reality show that is airing at the moment, 45:47.068 --> 45:49.231 He was not, in any way, taking it seriously. 45:49.271 --> 45:53.836 If you haven't seen this program, it was sort of ill-fated from the beginning, really. 45:54.637 --> 46:00.403 Mike Reed, from EastEnders, appeared on the show, and of course he died last July. 46:01.264 --> 46:06.146 And that put the whole thing into, you know, they weren't sure if they were going to show the program or not. 46:06.286 --> 46:11.348 And now ITV have said that in a tribute to the late Mike Reed, ITV will air the Baron. 46:11.388 --> 46:12.769 That's what they said. 46:13.309 --> 46:13.969 It's a tribute. 46:14.210 --> 46:17.251 It's not a question of actually just trying to get some... 46:17.711 --> 46:20.634 you know, use out of this show that they've ploughed all this money into. 46:20.874 --> 46:23.336 It's a tribute to Mike Reed, and a fitting one as well. 46:23.376 --> 46:25.718 He would have been so proud of this amazing show. 46:26.338 --> 46:28.300 Basically, what happens is they get three people. 46:28.340 --> 46:37.268 It's Mike Reed, it's Malcolm McLaren, and it's one other person who go off to this remote Highland town called Gardens Town in northeast Scotland. 46:37.948 --> 46:40.811 And they get to know the community and they hang out there a little bit. 46:40.831 --> 46:44.114 This is a community that doesn't have a baron and needs a baron. 46:44.214 --> 46:45.595 Needs a little baron. 46:45.635 --> 46:46.837 Not that anyone has a baron. 46:46.897 --> 46:47.677 What would the baron do? 46:47.717 --> 46:49.979 It's sort of like being the mayor, I think. 46:50.660 --> 46:52.702 And so they have to kind of... 46:54.083 --> 46:56.904 You know, what's the word when you are campaigning? 46:56.944 --> 46:57.384 There you go. 46:57.664 --> 47:00.285 Have to kind of campaign to be the Baron. 47:00.725 --> 47:03.046 And last week, I only tuned in to the show last week. 47:03.106 --> 47:04.386 I caught the last half hour. 47:04.526 --> 47:05.466 That was your first mistake? 47:05.626 --> 47:06.907 Yeah, it was accidental. 47:07.107 --> 47:20.710 I was just about to go to bed and I was suckered in there because I was actually suckered in by the tease that after the break, these shocking scenes with Malcolm McLaren being manhandled off the podium because his campaign speech is going so badly wrong that the locals have had enough. 47:21.071 --> 47:22.431 They're booing him and they want to get rid of him. 47:22.831 --> 47:33.302 And basically there's all these shots of McLaren, kind of, he's totally, he hates it in this village, he thinks it's really boring and he's going like, it's so boring, it's so drab. 47:33.663 --> 47:37.006 Even the fish have gone away from this town, it's pathetic. 47:37.467 --> 47:41.912 What they need is a, and his idea for a special national day. 47:42.412 --> 47:45.173 was to do a sin day. 47:45.633 --> 47:54.515 And you close the church and everyone can just sin all they want and they can get drunk and they can fornicate all they want. 47:54.555 --> 47:55.715 They can do what they want. 47:56.035 --> 47:59.296 It'd be just so much better than what they've got at the moment. 47:59.316 --> 48:02.457 It's so boring and they're always going about God and all this kind of stuff. 48:02.717 --> 48:05.578 Anyway, so he suggests all this to the locals, right? 48:06.158 --> 48:11.103 And first of all, he starts by saying, after Mike Reed has delivered a very moving speech about, oh, it's lovely being here. 48:11.123 --> 48:12.545 You've really taken me in your hearts. 48:12.565 --> 48:13.385 You're wonderful people. 48:13.405 --> 48:14.446 This is a great community. 48:14.526 --> 48:15.608 I'd love to be the Baron. 48:16.248 --> 48:21.634 McLaren turns up and he goes, I just want to say, I think it's so boring here. 48:21.714 --> 48:25.217 And it's the most boring place I've ever been to. 48:25.277 --> 48:27.219 And you're all so pathetic and boring. 48:27.239 --> 48:27.980 And he goes on about, 48:28.160 --> 48:34.063 Well, it's everyone's... Everyone's standing there, like a little bit gobsmacked, but then they start booing, right? 48:34.123 --> 48:39.526 And then they start getting quite angry, and then he starts... He calls Jesus a sausage at one stage. 48:39.866 --> 48:42.247 He says, Jesus, he's just a sausage. 48:42.807 --> 48:47.750 You know, I mean, it's nonsense, harmless nonsense from the brilliant mind of McLaren. 48:47.770 --> 48:48.590 He's a provocateur. 48:48.830 --> 48:50.091 Exactly, that's his whole bag. 48:50.891 --> 48:53.415 But then they go completely nuts, these people, right? 48:53.776 --> 48:59.124 They absolutely won't have Jesus being called a sausage by McLaren, quite rightly. 48:59.625 --> 49:05.875 And they don't think it's funny in any way, and McLaren's clearly just playing the pantomime game, as he always does, you know? 49:06.515 --> 49:32.232 But they go completely bananas and the guy says, right, that's it You've had your say and then McLaren starts turning it into a free speech issue right and saying that no No, you're you're handling this all wrong I'm just having my free speech and if you can't deal with that you're gonna look very bad if you get rid of me because you're censoring me and You know and he's right in a way They totally overreact and then the whole thing turns into like a kind of mad lynch mob, right? 49:32.893 --> 49:36.055 And obviously they they cut the thing to make it look more dramatic 49:36.915 --> 49:57.247 But you get to see all the sort of APs and producers of the show kind of wandering around all these Nathan Barley types, all like madly apologising to the locals and trying to quell this riot that's starting, right, and saying, oh, we're really sorry, really sorry, I'm so sorry, we didn't realise he was going to say that, and look, it's fine, it's fine, cut the cameras, cut the cameras, and it's all going off, man, you know. 49:57.947 --> 50:07.438 And they're sort of saying, the voiceover's saying, we don't know if the show's gonna go ahead at this point, and McLaren has to be whisked away in a car because there's this lynch mob after him. 50:07.698 --> 50:08.580 It was amazing! 50:09.060 --> 50:15.427 But I mean, it was a sort of amazing 15 minutes in an otherwise completely and defensively rubbish programme, as far as I can tell. 50:15.447 --> 50:16.148 Do you know what I mean? 50:16.849 --> 50:18.330 but I just had to share it with you. 50:18.471 --> 50:18.811 Well done. 50:19.451 --> 50:22.935 It concludes next week, incidentally, if you want to see how the whole thing wraps up. 50:22.995 --> 50:27.999 I think it's on Thursdays on ITV1, fairly late at night, where it belongs. 50:28.239 --> 50:29.961 It's a tribute to the late Mike Reed. 50:30.141 --> 50:31.262 It's lovely, very touching. 50:32.063 --> 50:33.704 So there you go, that's Malcolm McLaren News. 50:33.965 --> 50:35.426 Now here's a free play for you listeners. 50:35.706 --> 50:36.387 This is another of 50:36.647 --> 50:57.973 of my surreal slightly surreal strange free plays this week it's a short one though it's by the ruby suns they're from new zealand i think aren't they uh one of the many great things to come out of new zealand in recent times and this is called gible that's the far side with uh passing me by that's a classic track and i do once again direct you towards uh fat lip solo album the loneliest punk 50:58.653 --> 51:01.775 if you like the far side and your feeding for some of their stuff. 51:01.895 --> 51:03.916 I keep forgetting to get hold of that, the loneliest punk. 51:03.936 --> 51:05.437 Yeah, it's downloadable, the loneliest punk. 51:05.517 --> 51:12.540 It's a couple of years old now, but it was released only in the US on CD, I think, but it's around as a download, so I should check that out. 51:12.680 --> 51:13.801 Yeah, it's very, very good. 51:13.821 --> 51:15.862 It's very rude, otherwise I'd play more of it on the radio. 51:15.902 --> 51:16.262 Rude! 51:16.542 --> 51:18.063 Every single track has swearing. 51:18.083 --> 51:19.104 I'm crossing that out! 51:19.304 --> 51:20.244 Now it's time for... 51:22.408 --> 51:23.230 Textimation! 51:23.290 --> 51:23.591 Text! 51:23.651 --> 51:23.952 Text! 51:23.992 --> 51:24.373 Text! 51:24.453 --> 51:25.195 Textimation! 51:25.255 --> 51:26.238 What if I don't want to? 51:26.458 --> 51:27.200 Textimation! 51:27.301 --> 51:28.323 But I'm using email! 51:28.504 --> 51:29.186 Is that a problem? 51:29.226 --> 51:29.827 It doesn't matter! 51:29.847 --> 51:30.088 Text! 51:32.369 --> 51:39.836 Text the Nation this week, the challenge is to beat the Apprentice contestants at their own game by coming up with a better idea for a national day and a greetings card. 51:39.856 --> 51:42.779 If you saw The Apprentice, you'll know exactly what we mean. 51:42.819 --> 51:44.261 If you didn't, what are you doing? 51:44.621 --> 51:45.242 You're missing out. 51:45.282 --> 51:45.922 It's a good show. 51:46.122 --> 51:47.724 Here's one from Andrew from Sheffield. 51:47.764 --> 51:48.325 Hi, Adam and Jo. 51:48.365 --> 51:51.367 I was thinking maybe of a series of cards that would appeal to the modern youth. 51:51.548 --> 51:52.749 And here's the poem inside. 51:52.809 --> 51:54.711 Quote, sorry about the knife fight. 51:55.532 --> 51:56.172 Here's the poem. 51:56.452 --> 52:02.458 I cut your face and laughed and watched you lay there and moan, but now I feel really bad so I've deleted it from my phone. 52:02.938 --> 52:04.019 I won't do it again, promise. 52:04.640 --> 52:05.761 A secret idea, isn't it? 52:06.242 --> 52:06.942 Hoodie cards. 52:07.042 --> 52:07.703 Hoodie cards. 52:07.723 --> 52:09.445 Here's another one from Steven Ipswich. 52:09.885 --> 52:13.668 He says, how about, and quote, are we still in love with each other? 52:13.929 --> 52:17.652 Because if not, we could just, you know, drift apart kind of. 52:18.573 --> 52:20.275 drift apart kind of amicably, day. 52:20.876 --> 52:21.417 Do you get that? 52:22.178 --> 52:25.582 If both partners get the same card from each other, then great. 52:25.742 --> 52:28.766 They've recognised a problem with their relationship without talking about it. 52:28.886 --> 52:31.830 So it's a day where if you love each other, you send a card. 52:32.190 --> 52:36.816 If only one card is sent, or no cards are sent, then without having to bother with the conversation, 52:37.810 --> 52:38.170 That's it. 52:38.411 --> 52:39.191 You split up. 52:39.632 --> 52:40.793 What if no can't assent? 52:40.913 --> 52:41.173 Yeah. 52:41.674 --> 52:43.436 I say you and I were in love. 52:43.736 --> 52:43.996 Yeah. 52:44.136 --> 52:45.157 And we were living together. 52:45.197 --> 52:45.438 Right. 52:45.498 --> 52:46.479 As man and man. 52:46.579 --> 52:46.819 Yeah. 52:47.119 --> 52:49.061 But things had gone wrong in the sack. 52:49.322 --> 52:49.562 Right. 52:49.682 --> 52:50.563 And we'd fallen out of love. 52:50.583 --> 52:52.345 You had to go into what the problem is for everybody. 52:52.365 --> 52:52.745 That is the problem. 52:52.765 --> 52:53.926 I want everyone knowing our problems. 52:53.946 --> 52:54.407 That is the problem. 52:55.047 --> 52:57.850 And we haven't talked about it, and there's just an elephant in the room. 52:57.870 --> 52:58.630 Do you know what I mean? 52:58.730 --> 53:01.232 Yes, I do know what you mean, but why are you telling everybody? 53:01.312 --> 53:03.935 Well, because so far, this day hasn't been invented. 53:03.995 --> 53:09.199 But had it been invented, the day would come along and nothing would be said, but on the telly it would go, oh, of course, it's national. 53:09.239 --> 53:10.140 Do you love each other? 53:10.160 --> 53:11.721 I wonder if you'll be getting a card? 53:12.081 --> 53:12.562 That sort of thing. 53:12.582 --> 53:14.563 We'll just eat our breakfast in silence and ignore it. 53:14.784 --> 53:14.924 Yeah. 53:15.524 --> 53:16.604 Especially after last night. 53:17.264 --> 53:17.925 In the sack. 53:18.065 --> 53:18.905 We will, yeah. 53:19.925 --> 53:21.646 But we'll both have one eye on the letterbox. 53:21.706 --> 53:22.346 So selfish. 53:22.466 --> 53:23.966 Nothing comes through the letterbox. 53:24.246 --> 53:26.867 Apart from maybe a card from me saying I love you. 53:27.007 --> 53:28.227 But that's good though, isn't it? 53:28.407 --> 53:29.547 No, it means you don't love me. 53:30.148 --> 53:31.168 And so we have to split up. 53:31.408 --> 53:33.908 Anyway, we're not spending any more time on that just because you don't understand it. 53:34.069 --> 53:35.549 Otherwise we'd spend hours on everything. 53:36.149 --> 53:36.889 Ready for the next one? 53:36.929 --> 53:38.390 This is from Andrew in Brighton. 53:38.790 --> 53:40.850 I was just a clever way to move on. 53:41.150 --> 53:44.831 It wasn't meant with any actual look, just because we're living together and things have gone wrong. 53:44.851 --> 53:45.892 It's exactly the problem. 53:45.972 --> 53:47.132 Here's one from Andrew in Brighton. 53:47.232 --> 53:49.893 I envisage a card congratulating someone on remaining alive. 53:50.533 --> 53:55.274 There's not enough fanfare to recognise this morbid victory, though etiquette might get a bit tricky. 53:55.314 --> 53:56.875 What age would it become appropriate? 53:56.895 --> 53:58.215 You could call it Keith Richards day. 53:59.102 --> 54:00.322 Yes, National Keith Ridges Day. 54:00.342 --> 54:01.203 Good idea. 54:01.963 --> 54:03.263 Oh my god, you're still alive. 54:03.763 --> 54:06.524 And the older they were, the more frequently you'd have to send it. 54:06.704 --> 54:07.484 The bigger the card. 54:07.924 --> 54:14.406 By the time, if they got over the 100th birthday, you'd have to send them an enormous card every day. 54:14.426 --> 54:15.046 Giant card. 54:15.206 --> 54:19.927 What about a long loo roll style card that you just feed through the leather box endlessly? 54:20.427 --> 54:21.388 Like a toilet roll. 54:21.448 --> 54:23.571 The card would be so big it would fall on them. 54:24.372 --> 54:25.493 And that would be the end. 54:25.613 --> 54:26.754 Kill them. 54:26.835 --> 54:27.075 Yeah. 54:27.155 --> 54:28.156 That would be ironic. 54:28.236 --> 54:32.121 One final one from Rich in France, in Maribel in France. 54:32.421 --> 54:36.245 Oh, hey, that's where Dominic Briggstock did his comedy festival. 54:37.066 --> 54:38.647 Not Dominic Bigstock, Marcus Bigstock. 54:38.727 --> 54:39.207 Right. 54:39.908 --> 54:45.571 His email is, here's my suggestion for a greeting card, a conciliatory card following an argument with your wife. 54:45.931 --> 54:49.473 On the front it says, sorry my love, no honestly I am. 54:50.314 --> 54:57.358 Inside the rhyme reads, my dear and loving wife, we've argued as you know, I was wrong and you were right, so please now let it go. 54:59.179 --> 55:06.164 Keep your ideas coming in 64046 email adamandjoe.6musicatbbc.co.uk What is it time for now? 55:06.184 --> 55:09.566 Top of the outweeper, followed by some classic teardrop explodes. 55:09.606 --> 55:22.535 BBC 6 Music What we were talking, we mentioned earlier on the syndrome of songs that have a misleading title, like the title of that song should be 55:23.175 --> 55:24.036 It's just a story. 55:24.076 --> 55:26.337 In fact, I think it's... Well, it's called Treason Brackets. 55:26.397 --> 55:27.817 It's just a story, I think, isn't it? 55:28.318 --> 55:29.718 And maybe that's how it turned out. 55:29.779 --> 55:33.701 But calling it Treason, that's willfully misleading by Julian Coppen. 55:33.741 --> 55:34.721 Teardrop explodes. 55:35.221 --> 55:39.564 Because the word Treason, I don't think is even mentioned once in the lyrics there. 55:39.744 --> 55:40.284 I could be wrong. 55:40.444 --> 55:47.752 That's a very reductive point of view because a song that isn't named after the chorus is pointing you towards a different level of meaning. 55:47.872 --> 55:49.554 People will know that chorus anyway. 55:49.975 --> 55:57.963 The extra title points them towards something subtextual, maybe an area of the lyrics they wouldn't have been interested in previously, or adds a total new patina. 55:58.644 --> 56:02.447 to the aural experience of the... Can you say aural? 56:03.507 --> 56:03.847 Aural. 56:04.128 --> 56:05.909 Yeah, because then it's otherwise it's just aural. 56:06.109 --> 56:07.109 Yeah. 56:07.150 --> 56:07.670 No, you're right. 56:07.790 --> 56:08.030 Wrong. 56:08.130 --> 56:08.330 What? 56:09.531 --> 56:10.932 All of that, I don't agree with any of that. 56:11.172 --> 56:11.412 Right. 56:11.672 --> 56:11.993 None of it. 56:12.033 --> 56:18.397 Because what it comes down to is what do you say when you go into a record shop having heard the thing on the radio or whatever, you know? 56:18.997 --> 56:20.078 You say, can I have... 56:20.718 --> 56:25.582 It's just a story you can have until you realise it's just a story. 56:25.642 --> 56:27.003 What, you mean treason, you idiot? 56:27.063 --> 56:27.624 No, you can't. 56:27.664 --> 56:28.204 Exactly. 56:28.224 --> 56:30.346 You don't know the band well enough to own their records. 56:30.386 --> 56:34.909 Get the name of the song right before you come into my shop, you pathetic CD buying wimp. 56:35.269 --> 56:37.791 Yes, that's exactly the occasion I'm talking about. 56:39.212 --> 56:40.913 Who calls anybody a wimp these days? 56:41.973 --> 56:43.894 Uh, same people that call people wallies. 56:44.114 --> 56:44.535 Wallies? 56:45.375 --> 56:46.455 And say something stonking. 56:47.016 --> 56:47.536 Stonking? 56:47.676 --> 56:49.677 Yeah. 56:49.717 --> 56:51.398 Lenny Henry likes calling things stonking. 56:51.718 --> 56:54.179 The Red Nose Day's all about calling things stonking, isn't it? 56:54.279 --> 56:54.559 Yeah. 56:54.799 --> 56:56.220 I like calling people wallies though. 56:56.240 --> 56:57.180 I think that's a good name. 56:57.220 --> 56:58.041 Well, you're the guy then. 56:58.261 --> 56:58.901 I'm the Wally guy. 56:59.181 --> 57:00.922 This is Adam and Jo on BBC Six Music. 57:00.962 --> 57:08.826 Keep your text-the-nation stuff coming in to 64046, your ideas that can beat the contestants of The Apprentice at thinking of new national days. 57:08.846 --> 57:09.946 A little more music? 57:10.526 --> 57:13.348 Yes, this is... Why are they so confusing? 57:13.908 --> 57:15.389 Just say the words, read them out. 57:15.489 --> 57:17.069 Well yeah, but it says DVNO. 57:17.189 --> 57:17.890 Is that an acronym? 57:18.831 --> 57:24.278 But there's no dots in between the letter words, so I don't understand it. 57:24.559 --> 57:30.186 Is am I supposed to say do no and read the V like a U, like in Roman times? 57:30.206 --> 57:35.213 The band's called Justice, DVNO stands for Divino, reveals De Rosne, who's one of the band. 57:35.453 --> 57:39.834 Quote, in every suburb of the world, in every city, there's always a nightclub called El Divino. 57:40.254 --> 57:42.395 Clubs where you have to wear a white shirt to get in. 57:42.975 --> 57:48.097 A quote that proves that we can't relate to this record at all, because we never go to clubs. 57:48.237 --> 57:55.999 It's aimed at a completely different section of the community, but we're going to play it anyway so that our non-club-going listeners can feel what it's like to go to a club. 57:56.499 --> 57:58.040 Here's Justice with Dovno. 57:58.940 --> 58:02.481 That is Justice with DVNO or DVNO. 58:03.421 --> 58:04.501 They are from France. 58:04.581 --> 58:05.681 They're from Paris. 58:06.221 --> 58:13.603 And the two members of the band Justice are Xavier de Rosne and the Jasper de Urge. 58:14.023 --> 58:14.403 They were. 58:14.423 --> 58:16.203 They were versus Simeon, right? 58:16.964 --> 58:18.064 Justice versus Simeon. 58:18.124 --> 58:19.064 Is that someone different? 58:19.244 --> 58:20.324 Yes, that's someone different. 58:20.364 --> 58:21.664 How can you have two people call Justice? 58:21.844 --> 58:22.425 That is the ones. 58:23.045 --> 58:23.545 They are the ones. 58:23.605 --> 58:24.265 She said it wasn't. 58:25.350 --> 58:25.750 I don't know. 58:26.491 --> 58:29.473 But yes, they are, I think they are the justice that were up against Simeon. 58:29.653 --> 58:31.595 And that's what it sounds like if you go to a club now. 58:31.815 --> 58:32.135 Exactly. 58:32.335 --> 58:33.576 Well, this is what happened. 58:34.097 --> 58:43.884 Xavier, he was sat round with Gaspar in Paris and he was saying, you know, Gaspar, don't you find when you go to a town, there's always a club. 58:43.924 --> 58:45.085 He was saying this in a club. 58:45.425 --> 58:46.886 The music was very loud, hence the shouting. 58:47.006 --> 58:47.907 Davine knows. 58:48.287 --> 58:49.208 Don't you find that? 58:49.268 --> 58:51.290 That's always the case, isn't it? 58:51.370 --> 58:52.091 Yes, it is. 58:52.351 --> 58:53.832 Shall we write a song about it? 58:54.273 --> 58:55.694 That's a nice idea, we should. 58:56.034 --> 58:59.117 It's a good observation though, don't you think it's something everyone can relate to? 58:59.197 --> 59:00.719 Yes, I know how the song will go. 59:00.839 --> 59:01.059 Yes. 59:01.139 --> 59:02.440 A bum, bum, bum. 59:02.801 --> 59:04.142 Oh, the clubs, the clubs, the clubs. 59:04.162 --> 59:05.703 I have a suggestion for the song! 59:05.823 --> 59:06.044 Yes. 59:07.506 --> 59:08.127 Oh yes, I like it! 59:08.167 --> 59:09.848 In between the bits that you said! 59:09.908 --> 59:10.829 Yes, Funky House! 59:10.889 --> 59:12.230 Everybody loves Funky House! 59:12.611 --> 59:13.952 How can you not love Funky House? 59:13.972 --> 59:15.433 That's my idea for the song! 59:15.453 --> 59:17.195 It's just Funky in good times, you know? 59:17.535 --> 59:20.017 We're going to make a lot of money from the song! 59:20.678 --> 59:23.560 Yes, finally we can buy the special poodle we want! 59:23.640 --> 59:24.561 And helmets! 59:24.981 --> 59:26.943 And dress it like a little Nazi! 59:26.963 --> 59:28.164 You've come German! 59:28.284 --> 59:29.225 Hooray, yes, I understand! 59:29.245 --> 59:30.166 We're from France! 59:30.226 --> 59:32.128 We're French people! 59:32.168 --> 59:33.389 We teach it to Gustepe! 59:33.889 --> 59:35.271 What are you talking about?! 59:35.291 --> 59:36.051 I don't know! 59:36.131 --> 59:38.854 I've taken a drink from someone I think despite! 59:39.094 --> 59:40.436 I don't like you anymore! 59:40.456 --> 59:41.737 You're out of justice! 59:42.017 --> 59:42.397 I'm dead. 59:42.518 --> 59:43.619 Get out of justice! 59:43.999 --> 59:44.980 I'm so low now! 59:45.060 --> 59:47.803 Just me, Xavier, there was them from Paris! 59:48.603 --> 59:49.344 That's what it was like. 59:49.404 --> 59:50.465 That's exactly what it was like. 59:50.485 --> 59:54.049 It's like a documentary about how that song Divina was created. 59:54.269 --> 59:55.410 Well, it's the end of the show now. 59:55.430 --> 59:56.791 That lasted for an hour. 59:57.492 --> 59:58.153 Thanks for listening. 59:58.173 --> 59:59.994 We're still here. 01:00:00.014 --> 01:00:01.115 45 more minutes, mo' minutes. 01:00:01.275 --> 01:00:09.021 We've still got more stuff, uh, text coming in about new greeting cards and new events therein, thereby, thereof. 01:00:09.561 --> 01:00:14.004 And also, we have to remind you of our sexy, sexy Song Wars songs. 01:00:14.265 --> 01:00:15.786 That'll be in the last half hour. 01:00:16.106 --> 01:00:21.490 Yup, and in a second I'm gonna talk you through my Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull playing cards. 01:00:21.630 --> 01:00:27.133 Ooh, exciting movie exclusive that have some amazing pictures from the forthcoming Indiana Jones film. 01:00:27.614 --> 01:00:31.316 I'm gonna describe and we can try and guess why they happen. 01:00:31.356 --> 01:00:33.697 This is like a high-end movie gossip show, isn't it? 01:00:33.717 --> 01:00:38.200 It's very exciting, but first... I've got some playing cards and I'm going to tell you what the pictures are on them. 01:00:38.220 --> 01:00:39.221 Here's a free play first. 01:00:39.261 --> 01:00:41.182 This is everything but the girl from about 84. 01:00:41.862 --> 01:00:42.923 I think this is another bridge. 01:00:43.303 --> 01:00:51.947 Everything But The Girl from the days before they wore were an extraordinary contemporary dance combo when they used to be just sort of guitars and a little pinch of miserability. 01:00:52.668 --> 01:00:54.269 From 1984, that was another bridge. 01:00:54.709 --> 01:01:04.293 Now, unless you live on a desert island, unless you've been living under a rock or on Mars, you'll know that there's a new Indiana Jones film coming out. 01:01:05.314 --> 01:01:08.335 It's what, 15 years or something insane since the last one? 01:01:08.956 --> 01:01:10.016 Long, very long time. 01:01:10.116 --> 01:01:11.197 Oh yeah, no, maybe not, maybe not. 01:01:11.737 --> 01:01:12.718 But a new one's coming out. 01:01:12.838 --> 01:01:16.661 Indiana Jones and the metal Zimmer frame. 01:01:17.662 --> 01:01:17.942 Nice. 01:01:18.002 --> 01:01:18.843 Because he's so old. 01:01:18.863 --> 01:01:21.325 Nice. 01:01:21.345 --> 01:01:22.286 So what do you know about it, Adam? 01:01:22.306 --> 01:01:23.106 What do you know about the story? 01:01:23.146 --> 01:01:25.248 It's called Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. 01:01:25.268 --> 01:01:26.269 What do you know about it? 01:01:26.849 --> 01:01:28.771 He's got a hat. 01:01:29.531 --> 01:01:30.412 He wears a whip. 01:01:31.072 --> 01:01:31.613 He's old. 01:01:32.053 --> 01:01:33.755 He's looking for a crystal skull. 01:01:34.015 --> 01:01:35.536 Do you know anything about the crystal skull? 01:01:35.576 --> 01:01:36.617 What is the crystal skull? 01:01:37.304 --> 01:01:38.725 Well, did the Martians make it? 01:01:39.165 --> 01:01:39.765 Did they though? 01:01:39.785 --> 01:01:40.565 I don't know, did they? 01:01:40.625 --> 01:01:41.226 Do you know what it is? 01:01:41.326 --> 01:01:41.786 Is it real? 01:01:41.806 --> 01:01:42.766 Does it exist in the world? 01:01:42.786 --> 01:01:56.993 I remember it from the titles of Arthur C. Clarke's Mysterious World, which was a fantastic series in the 80s with Arthur C. Clarke, the late great Arthur C. Clarke, discussing all the mysteries while walking along the beach next to his house in wherever it was, Nobbles Island, Mars. 01:01:57.253 --> 01:01:57.493 Mars. 01:01:57.593 --> 01:02:04.256 And he also had, there was a great spin-off book from that series as well, which did the rounds at school, looking through all those pictures there. 01:02:04.636 --> 01:02:06.457 That monster, there's a monster, it's real. 01:02:07.037 --> 01:02:07.658 Crop circle. 01:02:07.678 --> 01:02:10.059 Yeah, the crystal skull is an actual thing, isn't it? 01:02:10.079 --> 01:02:23.426 It's like an Aztec skull, but it's made of glass and it's dated before a time when there were tools, glass making tools or blowing, but yet it has no sign of any kind of toolwork on it. 01:02:23.947 --> 01:02:25.668 They can't detect where it was made. 01:02:26.548 --> 01:02:27.588 Does that make sense? 01:02:27.928 --> 01:02:28.149 Yeah. 01:02:28.289 --> 01:02:29.069 So it's very exciting. 01:02:29.569 --> 01:02:31.089 But I've got this packet of playing cards. 01:02:31.590 --> 01:02:33.090 They got from a shop in London. 01:02:33.130 --> 01:02:33.950 More exciting. 01:02:33.990 --> 01:02:34.671 They're free, 99. 01:02:34.731 --> 01:02:35.311 I think. 01:02:35.351 --> 01:02:37.411 Indiana Jones are playing cards. 01:02:37.451 --> 01:02:38.652 And of course it's very exciting. 01:02:38.812 --> 01:02:42.033 It's a bit like... They come from a time before time. 01:02:42.233 --> 01:02:44.454 But a time before these cards were officially released. 01:02:44.474 --> 01:02:46.394 There's no sign of any mouldings on them. 01:02:46.474 --> 01:02:49.775 It's not clear how the cards came into existence. 01:02:50.155 --> 01:02:51.916 And how Jones is probably looking for them. 01:02:51.936 --> 01:02:53.696 He came to possess them. 01:02:53.756 --> 01:02:55.017 Indiana Joe Cornish. 01:02:56.097 --> 01:02:57.938 And the playing cards of spoilerage. 01:02:57.978 --> 01:03:00.359 How did you come to possess them, Indiana Joe? 01:03:00.379 --> 01:03:03.280 I gave £3.99 to a man in a shop. 01:03:03.581 --> 01:03:04.421 In for a written planet. 01:03:04.481 --> 01:03:04.701 Yes. 01:03:05.061 --> 01:03:06.442 Well, somewhere next door to there. 01:03:07.322 --> 01:03:14.486 And anyway, of course, images and secrets about the plot of this film are very exciting and closely guarded secrets. 01:03:16.989 --> 01:03:19.812 It's a bit like before when the Phantom Menace came out. 01:03:20.313 --> 01:03:26.218 And I, like a massive idiot, bought all the toys and then saw the film and realised what an arse I was. 01:03:26.319 --> 01:03:27.279 But you're still getting excited. 01:03:27.299 --> 01:03:30.783 I'm doing it again because to be honest, Indiana Jones means more to me than Star Wars. 01:03:31.143 --> 01:03:31.664 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 01:03:31.704 --> 01:03:32.525 I was more excited. 01:03:32.585 --> 01:03:33.866 It just hit me at the perfect age. 01:03:33.906 --> 01:03:34.367 Fair enough. 01:03:34.387 --> 01:03:36.348 But it was a bit more exciting. 01:03:36.949 --> 01:03:37.729 Is that wrong to say? 01:03:37.769 --> 01:03:38.690 No, it's... it's Brill's. 01:03:39.070 --> 01:03:40.871 So I'm very excited, and here are some of the images on the card. 01:03:40.891 --> 01:03:42.492 Here, there's one particular image here. 01:03:42.572 --> 01:03:44.053 And I'm not spoiling a lot, I don't think. 01:03:44.113 --> 01:03:45.794 I actually don't know what I'm doing, what I'm spoiling. 01:03:45.814 --> 01:03:46.754 What the hell are you doing, Indiana Jones? 01:03:46.774 --> 01:03:47.215 There's an image here. 01:03:47.235 --> 01:03:47.555 Look at this. 01:03:47.655 --> 01:03:48.435 It's Indiana Jones. 01:03:48.455 --> 01:03:49.676 He's gone in quicksand. 01:03:49.876 --> 01:03:51.177 This is the Six of Clubs. 01:03:51.277 --> 01:03:52.417 He's fallen through the mud. 01:03:52.477 --> 01:03:53.278 He's in quicksand. 01:03:53.358 --> 01:03:54.198 Sheila Berth. 01:03:54.458 --> 01:03:56.279 And is that Karen Allen or Ray Winstone? 01:03:56.299 --> 01:03:57.680 Uh, next to him. 01:03:57.700 --> 01:03:58.501 Oh, I've no idea. 01:03:58.521 --> 01:03:58.901 Give it. 01:03:59.281 --> 01:04:00.482 It looks a bit like Karen Allen. 01:04:00.642 --> 01:04:05.024 It's Karen Allen and Shia LaBeouf, and Indiana Jones is up to his waist in quicksand. 01:04:05.324 --> 01:04:09.206 What's Shia using to help him climb out of the quicksand instead of a rope or a whip? 01:04:10.007 --> 01:04:10.587 A snake. 01:04:10.747 --> 01:04:11.267 A snake? 01:04:11.308 --> 01:04:12.088 Let me see the card again. 01:04:12.108 --> 01:04:13.309 And what's Indiana Jones frightened of? 01:04:13.889 --> 01:04:14.249 Snake! 01:04:14.329 --> 01:04:15.890 He hates... I hate snakes! 01:04:15.910 --> 01:04:19.012 You've got to get out of the hole by touching a snake, but... That's brilliant. 01:04:19.032 --> 01:04:19.932 Do you think that's brilliant? 01:04:19.972 --> 01:04:23.474 Is a snake really the only thing that Shia LaBeouf... It's the only thing that comes to hand. 01:04:23.494 --> 01:04:25.235 He's surrounded by trees and creepers. 01:04:25.275 --> 01:04:26.616 Could he not grab a tree? 01:04:27.356 --> 01:04:29.718 What would be undramatic to have a tree and creeper? 01:04:29.738 --> 01:04:30.518 He hates snakes! 01:04:30.718 --> 01:04:30.958 Yeah. 01:04:31.479 --> 01:04:31.859 Come on. 01:04:32.559 --> 01:04:33.820 I hate creepers too! 01:04:33.840 --> 01:04:35.941 What's the kind of idea that makes creepers? 01:04:35.961 --> 01:04:36.762 I hate more than snakes. 01:04:36.842 --> 01:04:37.662 It's creepers. 01:04:38.083 --> 01:04:38.783 Here's another one. 01:04:39.243 --> 01:04:39.764 What's his name? 01:04:39.804 --> 01:04:40.624 John Hurt is in it. 01:04:41.184 --> 01:04:41.705 We believe. 01:04:41.805 --> 01:04:43.126 Rumour is he plays Abner. 01:04:43.346 --> 01:04:44.106 Was he called Abner? 01:04:44.206 --> 01:04:45.107 I think the dad. 01:04:45.867 --> 01:04:46.988 The dad of Karen Allen. 01:04:47.348 --> 01:04:49.370 Oh yes, you know, who's mentioned in Raiders. 01:04:50.190 --> 01:04:51.912 And he's holding on this playing cards. 01:04:52.092 --> 01:04:53.753 It's the Queen of Diamonds. 01:04:54.073 --> 01:04:56.575 He's holding the Crystal Skull, but he's holding it sideways. 01:04:57.276 --> 01:05:00.518 And the Crystal Skull has a very elongated cranium. 01:05:00.899 --> 01:05:01.619 Oh, look at that. 01:05:01.699 --> 01:05:02.560 It's an alien. 01:05:02.620 --> 01:05:05.843 It looks exactly like Alien from the Ridley Scott films. 01:05:06.543 --> 01:05:06.603 No. 01:05:23.541 --> 01:05:31.804 It fits in terms of the timeline from the Alien film and then Predator turns up, then Indiana Jones has to battle Predator and the Alien. 01:05:31.884 --> 01:05:32.224 Wow. 01:05:32.324 --> 01:05:35.665 It's Indy, AVP, Requiem, Nightmare. 01:05:35.725 --> 01:05:37.106 The final card is the Joker. 01:05:37.326 --> 01:05:38.426 Who's going to be on the Joker? 01:05:38.446 --> 01:05:39.246 Jack Nicholson. 01:05:39.266 --> 01:05:39.947 Ray Winston. 01:05:40.027 --> 01:05:40.667 Ray Winston. 01:05:40.687 --> 01:05:41.867 Be a wolf himself. 01:05:42.488 --> 01:05:44.648 And look at that, he's trying to stop something from happening. 01:05:44.708 --> 01:05:45.849 He's holding a torch! 01:05:46.049 --> 01:05:46.629 Stop it! 01:05:46.709 --> 01:05:47.649 Leave Indy alone! 01:05:47.849 --> 01:05:49.170 I've got a metal torch! 01:05:49.994 --> 01:05:51.134 I'm looking forward to that scene. 01:05:51.335 --> 01:05:53.015 He's trying to bat away something. 01:05:53.275 --> 01:05:54.056 Something's just about it. 01:05:54.316 --> 01:05:57.097 I bet someone's gonna throw spiders or bugs at Ray Winston. 01:05:57.637 --> 01:05:59.438 And he's got a torch to fire him off. 01:05:59.778 --> 01:06:00.599 That's very exciting. 01:06:00.659 --> 01:06:01.359 So, there you go. 01:06:01.399 --> 01:06:04.540 We hope that's tickled to your fancy about Indiana Jones. 01:06:04.860 --> 01:06:05.581 Not bad for $3.99. 01:06:06.041 --> 01:06:07.141 Indiana Jones? 01:06:07.241 --> 01:06:09.082 Oh, they've airbrushed his face on the cards, though. 01:06:09.122 --> 01:06:11.323 He's not looking as craggy as he does in real life. 01:06:11.343 --> 01:06:12.864 It's just an oil painting, probably. 01:06:13.564 --> 01:06:14.025 You reckon? 01:06:14.365 --> 01:06:16.447 Uh, this is Soul Wax with too many DJs. 01:06:16.867 --> 01:06:17.128 Is it? 01:06:17.208 --> 01:06:18.589 No, it's Invisible Trail. 01:06:18.609 --> 01:06:19.951 What is it, Invisibles? 01:06:19.991 --> 01:06:20.591 What is the Invisibles? 01:06:20.611 --> 01:06:22.873 Why can't you just play a trail to make me look good? 01:06:23.354 --> 01:06:24.655 Play the song to make me look good. 01:06:24.675 --> 01:06:25.376 You should have, yeah. 01:06:25.396 --> 01:06:26.097 Play the trail, play the song. 01:06:26.117 --> 01:06:26.737 You're undermining it. 01:06:26.757 --> 01:06:27.918 The song, trail, trail, song. 01:06:27.939 --> 01:06:29.660 What are you talking about in here, Joe? 01:06:29.920 --> 01:06:30.301 Trail! 01:06:30.541 --> 01:06:31.102 Oh my gosh. 01:06:31.962 --> 01:06:35.185 Oh, Soulwax, anything to do with, uh, Audioslave? 01:06:35.205 --> 01:06:35.245 No. 01:06:35.925 --> 01:06:36.406 No, nothing. 01:06:36.426 --> 01:06:38.287 I don't know why I've got them bracketed in my head. 01:06:38.747 --> 01:06:43.371 I think maybe they're bracketed and under the section, music I will never go out and spend any money on. 01:06:44.522 --> 01:06:45.943 I'm only joking, of course, that was amazing. 01:06:45.983 --> 01:06:46.644 They're brilliant. 01:06:46.664 --> 01:06:47.084 They're brilliant. 01:06:47.344 --> 01:06:51.587 A kind of collision of styles, a little bit of human beatboxing in there, and then just some noise. 01:06:51.627 --> 01:06:52.248 Chuck it all in. 01:06:52.388 --> 01:06:53.068 Some sounds. 01:06:53.088 --> 01:06:53.709 Throw it all. 01:06:53.729 --> 01:06:54.049 Shouting. 01:06:54.069 --> 01:06:54.729 See what sticks. 01:06:54.769 --> 01:06:55.890 That was too many DJs. 01:06:55.930 --> 01:06:56.971 Fingers crossed for a hit. 01:06:57.871 --> 01:07:07.598 Now, we are in the midst of Text the Nation and we're asking you guys to send in ideas for greeting cards and special days that those greeting cards would celebrate. 01:07:07.698 --> 01:07:10.520 We're asking you to beat the Apprentice contestants at this week's task. 01:07:10.580 --> 01:07:13.062 Come up with a better National Day and a card to send for it. 01:07:13.482 --> 01:07:15.524 Here's one from Yan in Hitchin. 01:07:15.984 --> 01:07:19.187 He says, how about a sorry I slept with your partner. 01:07:19.568 --> 01:07:25.393 It's just I was feeling a bit sad and needed to bolster my self-esteem besides their very attractive card. 01:07:26.274 --> 01:07:27.555 Certainly a gap in the market. 01:07:27.715 --> 01:07:28.176 Surely. 01:07:28.196 --> 01:07:29.397 That's quite a big gap, I would think. 01:07:29.417 --> 01:07:33.421 Because that's a tricky situation and you need to apologize but you don't want to get punched. 01:07:33.541 --> 01:07:33.961 That's right. 01:07:33.981 --> 01:07:35.082 Perfect to do with a card. 01:07:35.102 --> 01:07:36.323 I think that's a very good idea. 01:07:36.844 --> 01:07:38.806 Here's one from Joe, not me. 01:07:39.586 --> 01:07:45.130 He or she says, how about not a sorry you're leaving card, but a when are you leaving card? 01:07:45.470 --> 01:07:49.112 A day when colleagues can get together and buy a card for an irritating colleague. 01:07:49.553 --> 01:07:50.393 Yeah, that's encouraging. 01:07:50.433 --> 01:07:51.194 Bullying, though, isn't it? 01:07:51.434 --> 01:07:52.114 Office bullying. 01:07:52.315 --> 01:07:53.175 That is office bullying. 01:07:53.215 --> 01:07:54.136 That's very bad, Joe. 01:07:54.156 --> 01:07:59.820 We're reporting you to the police, because of course bullying is now a crime, and you will have your head cut off. 01:07:59.880 --> 01:08:00.620 That's a lie. 01:08:00.640 --> 01:08:02.461 Which is a very extreme... I know. 01:08:02.481 --> 01:08:03.782 For a case of mild office bullying. 01:08:03.802 --> 01:08:06.124 Ever since the toys got back into power, things have changed. 01:08:06.624 --> 01:08:07.845 Here's another one from Jonny. 01:08:08.466 --> 01:08:10.487 My idea is for a National Stranger Day. 01:08:10.948 --> 01:08:18.174 On July 1st, everyone who wants to take part sends an anonymous card with either the text Hello Stranger or Don't Be a Stranger in the middle. 01:08:18.654 --> 01:08:22.857 The cards are then placed in huge boxes around train stations, shopping centres and bus stops. 01:08:23.238 --> 01:08:24.859 Whoever wants a card can take one. 01:08:25.239 --> 01:08:27.381 Thus, everyone gets to know their fellow countrymen. 01:08:27.441 --> 01:08:30.424 This will promote togetherness and general social harmony. 01:08:31.084 --> 01:08:32.045 That's a good idea. 01:08:32.105 --> 01:08:33.146 It's a lovely idea, wasn't it? 01:08:33.166 --> 01:08:33.826 Wait for it. 01:08:34.347 --> 01:08:38.090 The cards are made of recycled National Stranger Day cards. 01:08:38.330 --> 01:08:42.053 Apart from the first year, obviously, when they're made of steel. 01:08:44.595 --> 01:08:45.496 Very, very good, Johnny. 01:08:45.636 --> 01:08:46.637 They're made of charcoal. 01:08:46.797 --> 01:08:48.018 He sounds nice, Johnny. 01:08:48.038 --> 01:08:50.340 I think I might call him up and make friends with him. 01:08:50.400 --> 01:08:50.901 That's good, man. 01:08:50.921 --> 01:08:53.563 We'll have some more of those after the news and some music. 01:08:53.603 --> 01:08:56.766 But right now, here is the news here on BBC Six Music. 01:08:57.386 --> 01:08:58.547 What if I don't want to? 01:08:58.567 --> 01:08:59.808 But I'm using email. 01:08:59.948 --> 01:09:01.389 Is that a problem? 01:09:09.090 --> 01:09:11.212 Did we say we're gonna do a new Text-o-Nation jingle? 01:09:11.252 --> 01:09:12.012 I think we might have. 01:09:12.072 --> 01:09:13.433 Or maybe a new Song Wars jingle. 01:09:13.454 --> 01:09:14.614 We should have the remixing. 01:09:14.735 --> 01:09:18.918 What we should do is just have a little bit, uh, a few weeks of a new jingle, right? 01:09:19.138 --> 01:09:20.879 And it won't be as good as the old jingle. 01:09:21.040 --> 01:09:23.081 And then we'll go back and we can call it the classic jingle. 01:09:23.101 --> 01:09:24.202 It's like seeing an old friend again. 01:09:24.342 --> 01:09:25.023 Yeah, exactly. 01:09:25.043 --> 01:09:25.683 It's a good idea. 01:09:25.723 --> 01:09:26.444 Classic jingle. 01:09:26.504 --> 01:09:31.888 Before that, sorry, mate, um, before that, you heard listeners the hives there. 01:09:31.928 --> 01:09:33.169 That was main offender. 01:09:33.510 --> 01:09:33.830 Carry on. 01:09:34.310 --> 01:09:40.638 Okay, we're going to wrap up Text the Nation, and this week we're seeing if we can beat the Apprentice contestants at their own game. 01:09:41.199 --> 01:09:47.066 Come up with a better solution to the task that was issued this week, which was to come up with a national day and a card to celebrate said day. 01:09:47.767 --> 01:09:50.651 So far we've had some very good ideas, but here are even more good ideas. 01:09:51.111 --> 01:09:52.573 This one's from Wilski. 01:09:53.314 --> 01:09:53.735 Will Skeet. 01:09:53.775 --> 01:09:55.537 Norm Skeet's brother, probably. 01:09:55.637 --> 01:10:00.102 He says, how about, and quote, I like you, you know, you're okay, day. 01:10:00.803 --> 01:10:04.868 This has probably got the biggest market potential of any such card stroke day. 01:10:05.068 --> 01:10:10.315 Sorry, is this, is this, um, intersexual, or is this just to any, any person? 01:10:10.335 --> 01:10:10.815 To anybody. 01:10:10.875 --> 01:10:11.056 Right. 01:10:11.136 --> 01:10:11.536 I like you. 01:10:11.837 --> 01:10:12.357 You're okay. 01:10:12.377 --> 01:10:12.818 You're okay. 01:10:13.058 --> 01:10:14.619 Yeah, you're not special. 01:10:15.280 --> 01:10:17.322 You know, I don't want to know you, but you're okay. 01:10:17.382 --> 01:10:18.863 You're alright, you haven't offended me. 01:10:19.203 --> 01:10:22.046 And the potential profit must run into billions of pounds. 01:10:22.126 --> 01:10:25.769 Many people will simply feel compelled to send cards to everybody they know. 01:10:26.290 --> 01:10:30.473 And probably even people they don't know, just to avoid being seen as showing bad form. 01:10:30.654 --> 01:10:31.875 I'm almost certain that's true. 01:10:31.895 --> 01:10:33.136 That's quite a good idea, isn't it? 01:10:33.636 --> 01:10:33.896 No. 01:10:34.637 --> 01:10:35.117 Why not? 01:10:35.438 --> 01:10:40.182 Because you need to feel a certain amount of emotion to compel you to buy the card in the first place. 01:10:40.202 --> 01:10:43.585 The marketing push is so huge that you have to do it. 01:10:43.785 --> 01:10:44.165 Okay. 01:10:44.205 --> 01:10:46.647 You feel like a stingy stinker if you don't do it. 01:10:46.807 --> 01:10:46.988 Yeah. 01:10:47.108 --> 01:10:48.449 And you've got to send them to everybody. 01:10:48.989 --> 01:10:49.870 Oh, now I understand. 01:10:49.890 --> 01:10:51.091 Yeah, I know, it's a very good idea. 01:10:51.111 --> 01:10:52.152 I think Sugar would go for that. 01:10:52.292 --> 01:10:52.552 Okay. 01:10:53.072 --> 01:10:54.053 Here's one from Helen. 01:10:54.874 --> 01:10:56.815 How about a national binge drinking day? 01:10:57.096 --> 01:10:59.077 It's become a national institution in itself. 01:10:59.137 --> 01:11:03.461 It's about time we became proud of it, started to celebrate it with pointless cards and mugs. 01:11:03.521 --> 01:11:04.482 Here's the poem. 01:11:05.082 --> 01:11:09.005 Go out there and get drunk, but try not to call your ex and cry. 01:11:09.406 --> 01:11:13.048 Enjoy it because tomorrow's Monday and don't jump off a building thinking you can fly. 01:11:14.829 --> 01:11:15.770 Doesn't scan particularly well. 01:11:15.790 --> 01:11:16.850 We need to work on the poem, I think. 01:11:16.870 --> 01:11:21.511 I'm pretty sure Helen was drunk out of her mind when she actually wrote that. 01:11:21.531 --> 01:11:22.512 She's researching the day. 01:11:22.792 --> 01:11:25.493 Here's one from Ed Norrie in Bournemouth. 01:11:25.533 --> 01:11:27.353 How about a card for National Coming Out Day? 01:11:27.653 --> 01:11:37.436 One day each year, someone who's been anxious about admitting to their friends and parents that they're gay could send cards out on this day as a way of broaching the subject without the awkwardness of discussing it directly. 01:11:37.456 --> 01:11:38.197 That's a good idea. 01:11:38.377 --> 01:11:39.897 Sample poem for a son to his mum. 01:11:40.437 --> 01:11:42.758 Dearest mum, I know you dreamt one day you'd be a gran. 01:11:43.158 --> 01:11:45.119 I'm sorry this could never be, I've shacked up with a man. 01:11:47.040 --> 01:11:51.443 Well, that's a good idea, but of course that's not necessarily the case, you can always adopt. 01:11:52.123 --> 01:11:56.086 Perhaps the card could include a picture of... Well, you include that in the rhyme then. 01:11:56.486 --> 01:11:57.486 Yeah, rhymes with adopt. 01:11:57.586 --> 01:12:00.408 Brackets, you could... Well, you could just put brackets, you could always adopt. 01:12:00.488 --> 01:12:00.688 Yeah. 01:12:00.848 --> 01:12:02.029 Although you could always adopt. 01:12:02.789 --> 01:12:03.590 No, it's a nice rhyme. 01:12:03.610 --> 01:12:05.571 It's not quite so poetic, I agree with you, but... 01:12:05.751 --> 01:12:13.017 Perhaps the card cover could include a picture of a respected gay celebrity to endorse your act of honesty, such as Daffydd, the only gay in the village from Little Britain. 01:12:13.238 --> 01:12:15.440 He is very well respected, isn't he? 01:12:15.520 --> 01:12:17.682 He's the figurehead the gay community really want. 01:12:17.962 --> 01:12:18.142 Yeah. 01:12:18.362 --> 01:12:21.405 Here's another one from Geraldine and Dave, a team effort. 01:12:21.825 --> 01:12:24.207 I would like to wish you a very belated... What? 01:12:24.348 --> 01:12:24.568 Hang on. 01:12:24.588 --> 01:12:27.771 Dear Adam and Jo, their idea is Very Happy Wednesday. 01:12:28.351 --> 01:12:29.852 I reckon it'll catch on fast. 01:12:29.912 --> 01:12:30.473 This is interesting. 01:12:30.493 --> 01:12:31.453 I was thinking about this. 01:12:31.914 --> 01:12:32.775 The best day of the week. 01:12:33.295 --> 01:12:35.437 Well, let's face it, it's everyone's least favourite day. 01:12:35.457 --> 01:12:36.137 Oh, I like it. 01:12:36.157 --> 01:12:37.999 Equidistant between the joys of the weekend. 01:12:38.259 --> 01:12:39.440 That's a scientific fact. 01:12:39.580 --> 01:12:44.704 I'm sure Alan Sugar would be impressed by the chance to exploit people's gullibility 50 twice times a year. 01:12:44.944 --> 01:12:45.865 I like Wednesdays. 01:12:46.465 --> 01:12:47.466 Here are some other short ones. 01:12:47.546 --> 01:12:50.947 Andrew in Sheffield, a card saying, good luck with the reality TV show. 01:12:51.788 --> 01:12:53.129 Yeah, a lot of those. 01:12:53.229 --> 01:12:53.509 Exactly. 01:12:53.529 --> 01:12:55.270 Because so many people appear on them these days, right? 01:12:55.710 --> 01:12:56.610 He suggested another one. 01:12:56.670 --> 01:12:58.992 Congratulations on your grandad going gay. 01:12:59.872 --> 01:13:02.033 I don't know what national trend that's reflecting. 01:13:02.073 --> 01:13:04.414 That's a smaller market. 01:13:04.675 --> 01:13:05.455 It's a good idea, though. 01:13:05.475 --> 01:13:08.677 If you're a grandad, you've got the breeding side of life out of the way. 01:13:09.357 --> 01:13:10.397 Sex life has dried up. 01:13:10.417 --> 01:13:10.958 Maybe go gay. 01:13:11.578 --> 01:13:12.879 Yeah, just a tip. 01:13:13.139 --> 01:13:13.259 Yeah. 01:13:13.639 --> 01:13:15.341 And that's pretty much it. 01:13:15.381 --> 01:13:17.462 Do you want to hear the last one, the last idea I had? 01:13:17.482 --> 01:13:20.485 This is so bad that I'm hesitating to read it out. 01:13:20.645 --> 01:13:21.405 Why not not read it? 01:13:21.846 --> 01:13:23.227 That's a good idea. 01:13:23.587 --> 01:13:24.548 But now I've mentioned it. 01:13:25.389 --> 01:13:29.032 It's a card for people who've had arguments about the remote control. 01:13:32.534 --> 01:13:33.695 But it does happen a lot though. 01:13:33.715 --> 01:13:34.736 This is the thing. 01:13:34.756 --> 01:13:36.497 I mean it's a cliched observation. 01:13:36.518 --> 01:13:37.178 Spit it out, come on. 01:13:38.539 --> 01:13:39.080 Okay. 01:13:39.120 --> 01:13:39.720 Just say it. 01:13:40.060 --> 01:13:41.702 I've noticed that you've been remote 01:13:42.422 --> 01:13:44.563 Because I'm flicking the TV remote. 01:13:45.083 --> 01:13:48.183 You seem to think that I'm ignoring your telly-watching vote. 01:13:48.483 --> 01:13:51.244 It's not that I don't want to watch America's top model again. 01:13:51.704 --> 01:13:55.185 I'm just checking all the options in case we're missing dragons, Den. 01:13:55.905 --> 01:13:58.246 Uh, here's the last shadow puppets with my mistakes were made for you. 01:13:58.446 --> 01:14:02.927 Ma, that's the last shadow puppets with my mistakes were made for you. 01:14:03.367 --> 01:14:07.988 Now it's time for... It's time for Song Wars. 01:14:14.902 --> 01:14:17.445 And we're very privileged to be joined on the phone by Jason. 01:14:17.485 --> 01:14:18.066 Hello, Jason. 01:14:18.086 --> 01:14:19.187 Hi there. 01:14:19.247 --> 01:14:23.151 Jason is the man who suggested the theme for this week's Song Wars. 01:14:23.512 --> 01:14:24.273 Did you not, Jason? 01:14:24.767 --> 01:14:25.548 I did indeed, yes. 01:14:25.768 --> 01:14:31.353 You sent us a text, it said, please do an almost sexually explicit porn music style song for Song Wars. 01:14:31.674 --> 01:14:33.135 Now, have you heard these songs yet, Jason? 01:14:33.355 --> 01:14:33.816 I have, yes. 01:14:34.737 --> 01:14:38.160 And, well, maybe we should get your response after the songs, do you think? 01:14:38.801 --> 01:14:40.002 After you've heard them a second time? 01:14:40.022 --> 01:14:45.827 Because often on a first hearing a song can be confusing and difficult, but then he's gonna have to sit on the phone for another five minutes listening to us dribble. 01:14:45.867 --> 01:14:46.949 Alright, let's just get over with now. 01:14:46.989 --> 01:14:48.390 What do you think of the songs, Jason? 01:14:49.481 --> 01:14:50.822 I feel violated. 01:14:51.722 --> 01:14:52.223 Really? 01:14:52.263 --> 01:14:52.683 That's good. 01:14:52.763 --> 01:14:53.243 Say no more. 01:14:53.283 --> 01:14:54.364 I think that's very good. 01:14:54.464 --> 01:14:56.004 In a pleasant way or unpleasant way? 01:14:56.465 --> 01:14:57.925 In a dirty way. 01:14:58.306 --> 01:14:59.206 In a dirty way. 01:14:59.306 --> 01:15:01.327 Well that sounds as if the songs have been successful. 01:15:01.747 --> 01:15:02.968 Are they erotic enough for you? 01:15:03.719 --> 01:15:07.042 Yeah, is it the kind of thing you were thinking of? 01:15:08.623 --> 01:15:11.645 Yeah, exactly. 01:15:11.845 --> 01:15:13.406 You weren't thinking about dirty robots? 01:15:16.488 --> 01:15:18.009 Okay, they can work together though. 01:15:18.330 --> 01:15:23.693 The future of the NHS promises to include both sexy doctors and dirty robots. 01:15:25.033 --> 01:15:25.974 I'll see my J.P. 01:15:26.454 --> 01:15:28.556 Yeah, I'd make your appointment right now! 01:15:28.796 --> 01:15:30.718 What's the weekend got in store for you, Jason? 01:15:31.719 --> 01:15:32.940 Well, no, we can guess that. 01:15:32.960 --> 01:15:33.180 What? 01:15:33.200 --> 01:15:33.280 What? 01:15:33.300 --> 01:15:34.821 What the weekend's got in store for Jason. 01:15:35.022 --> 01:15:35.702 Sexy films. 01:15:35.842 --> 01:15:36.843 Dirty magazines. 01:15:37.484 --> 01:15:40.246 I'll probably be sitting around in my pants. 01:15:40.506 --> 01:15:46.111 Do you do what John Candy did in Splash and drop change at women's feet and then look up their skirts? 01:15:47.308 --> 01:15:48.748 I think my wife would kill me. 01:15:49.188 --> 01:15:49.488 Right. 01:15:49.949 --> 01:15:50.809 Everybody's done that. 01:15:50.869 --> 01:15:51.189 Come on. 01:15:51.689 --> 01:15:52.409 Mirrors on Shoes. 01:15:53.269 --> 01:15:55.270 Listen, Jason, thank you so much for your suggestion. 01:15:55.290 --> 01:15:56.170 That was in Splash. 01:15:56.210 --> 01:15:57.210 That's a family film. 01:15:57.390 --> 01:15:57.830 Splash! 01:15:57.950 --> 01:15:58.590 We've never done it. 01:15:58.610 --> 01:15:59.330 John Candy did it. 01:16:00.110 --> 01:16:01.691 He's a family fun favourite. 01:16:02.211 --> 01:16:02.371 Yeah. 01:16:02.411 --> 01:16:03.531 Thanks a lot for your suggestion. 01:16:03.671 --> 01:16:05.331 Very nice to speak to you and have a great weekend. 01:16:05.351 --> 01:16:07.252 And thanks for listening to our show, by the way, Jason. 01:16:07.292 --> 01:16:07.572 Cheers. 01:16:07.592 --> 01:16:07.812 I love it. 01:16:07.892 --> 01:16:08.412 Thank you very much. 01:16:08.452 --> 01:16:09.192 Hey, thanks, Jason. 01:16:09.552 --> 01:16:10.252 So here are the songs again. 01:16:10.272 --> 01:16:11.333 We're going to flip them around this time. 01:16:11.353 --> 01:16:13.093 We're going to start with Adam's Dirty Robots. 01:16:18.880 --> 01:16:36.000 Don't lie down with a lovely oily rag There's something's not inside my special tube I wonder if you'd be so kind as to remove it I would like to dig up to your ultimate I can 01:16:51.921 --> 01:17:00.955 It makes us quite stroppy Because we're incompatible when we get the hots Now it's all wireless, there's the connection 01:17:28.932 --> 01:17:36.697 I think that Sapnap likes me, she's seen my modem hanging out, that's right babe, it's enormous and it does the job, well just about. 01:17:36.837 --> 01:17:38.358 Here, let's get connected. 01:17:38.378 --> 01:17:44.542 There we go, now you can send me dirty pictures, very very slow. 01:17:44.843 --> 01:17:48.765 Now where's your lovely hard drive box, have you got a slot for me? 01:17:48.785 --> 01:17:52.588 Hey, what's the problem, why'd you kick me in the USB? 01:17:53.832 --> 01:18:19.180 We're dirty robots, we're dirty robots We wish to connect without the machines with slots We're not that biggie, but we're finding it tricky Cause no one seems to want to and we thought they'd be lots So we're sticking our cables, wherever we're able Which sometimes can result in some extremely nasty shocks Dirty robots 01:18:20.512 --> 01:18:21.573 There you go. 01:18:21.934 --> 01:18:22.675 You get the picture. 01:18:23.415 --> 01:18:28.281 That's song number one, Dirty Robots, composed by Adam Buxton, who's here live in the studio with us. 01:18:28.301 --> 01:18:28.721 Hello, Adam. 01:18:29.062 --> 01:18:30.163 Hi, how are you doing? 01:18:30.383 --> 01:18:31.845 What were your thoughts behind that song? 01:18:31.865 --> 01:18:32.185 None. 01:18:32.205 --> 01:18:32.446 Great. 01:18:32.586 --> 01:18:33.687 And here's the second song. 01:18:33.947 --> 01:18:38.412 This is recorded by Mijo Kornish, and it's called Sexy... No, it's called Doctor Sexy. 01:18:39.233 --> 01:18:41.256 Doctor's ready to see you if you'd like to go through. 01:18:42.955 --> 01:18:53.240 My name is Dr. Sexy I got just what you need But I ain't got no medical degree Know what I mean? 01:18:54.440 --> 01:18:58.002 A diet knows that you have sexy disease 01:19:02.824 --> 01:19:07.946 The symptoms include hotness and the wearing of tight jeans. 01:19:08.427 --> 01:19:10.347 Would you pop this in your mouth? 01:19:10.588 --> 01:19:12.088 Don't worry, it's clean. 01:19:12.368 --> 01:19:13.469 It's just the limiter. 01:19:14.129 --> 01:19:17.791 Oh my god, no, she's hotter than anyone I've ever seen. 01:19:18.331 --> 01:19:20.272 That's tortoise. 01:19:20.352 --> 01:19:22.454 Is your diagnosis the same as mine? 01:19:22.734 --> 01:19:24.355 Yes, Dr. Sexy. 01:19:24.815 --> 01:19:25.696 It's outrageous. 01:19:26.256 --> 01:19:28.538 And I think she's so hot it's contagious. 01:19:28.798 --> 01:19:30.419 I can't fake it. 01:19:30.499 --> 01:19:31.440 I can't take it. 01:19:31.940 --> 01:19:33.901 And I'm feeling the urge to get naked. 01:19:34.022 --> 01:19:36.723 That kind of talk's inappropriate, that's tortoise. 01:19:36.983 --> 01:19:40.306 What kind of doctor's surgeon do you think this is? 01:19:40.326 --> 01:19:40.466 Sexy. 01:19:40.546 --> 01:19:41.947 Sexy doctor. 01:19:41.987 --> 01:19:42.967 Dr. Sexy. 01:19:43.128 --> 01:19:43.708 Oh yes. 01:19:43.868 --> 01:19:45.089 I really forgot. 01:19:45.549 --> 01:19:46.850 My name is Dr. Sexy. 01:19:48.551 --> 01:20:00.847 But I'm not any Jess This is a private practice Now pop off your vest Can I try an experimental technique I learned in Japan? 01:20:05.074 --> 01:20:10.397 They call me Doctor Sexy, and I've sterilized my tools. 01:20:11.258 --> 01:20:14.660 Let's break some British Medical Association rules. 01:20:14.820 --> 01:20:17.841 Doctor Sexy, you'll be struck up for that. 01:20:17.881 --> 01:20:18.562 Sounds good. 01:20:25.307 --> 01:20:26.608 Oh, that's the end of Dr. Sexy. 01:20:26.628 --> 01:20:27.708 Yeah, that's Dr. Sexy. 01:20:27.728 --> 01:20:28.369 So there we go. 01:20:28.849 --> 01:20:30.070 Send your vote by email. 01:20:30.090 --> 01:20:34.512 We're not allowed to accept votes by text anymore because of special Newcastle rules. 01:20:34.912 --> 01:20:40.595 So email your vote to Adam and Jo, all one word, dot six music at bbc.co.uk. 01:20:40.675 --> 01:20:44.938 And just to remind you, because some people get a bit confused about who's who and what's what. 01:20:45.738 --> 01:20:49.341 Um, uh, your song, which is Dirty Robots. 01:20:49.581 --> 01:20:51.042 Adam Buxton, Dirty Robots. 01:20:51.102 --> 01:20:52.243 And Dr. Sexy, Joe Cornish. 01:20:52.263 --> 01:20:53.103 It's not that we care. 01:20:53.904 --> 01:20:55.725 It's just the joy of making the music. 01:20:56.165 --> 01:20:56.986 Yeah, exactly. 01:20:57.006 --> 01:20:57.807 It's all about the music. 01:20:58.107 --> 01:21:01.829 Speaking of which, here's the last of my Choices for you listeners this week. 01:21:02.410 --> 01:21:08.014 This is The Cure, and it's from the album Seventeen Seconds, which is really, you know, even by their standards. 01:21:08.054 --> 01:21:09.595 Sorry, can I just say I do care? 01:21:09.935 --> 01:21:10.595 quite depressing. 01:21:10.655 --> 01:21:10.855 What? 01:21:11.035 --> 01:21:11.596 You care about what? 01:21:11.636 --> 01:21:12.036 Who wins? 01:21:12.316 --> 01:21:12.856 Oh yes, yes. 01:21:12.876 --> 01:21:13.717 Dookah, that was a lie. 01:21:13.737 --> 01:21:16.138 I was trying to sound noble, but actually we care. 01:21:16.158 --> 01:21:16.738 We do care. 01:21:16.998 --> 01:21:18.378 You've got it in the bag this week. 01:21:18.398 --> 01:21:21.600 Just because I was lying earlier and it's the big British castle and we're not allowed to lie. 01:21:21.620 --> 01:21:22.020 Can't lie. 01:21:22.940 --> 01:21:23.561 I care a lot. 01:21:23.781 --> 01:21:24.641 There's no lie. 01:21:24.681 --> 01:21:25.321 I have to win. 01:21:25.521 --> 01:21:26.362 Care much too much. 01:21:26.382 --> 01:21:27.702 Otherwise it's going to be miserable. 01:21:28.022 --> 01:21:31.224 Well, you've taken a defeat the last few weeks, haven't you? 01:21:31.444 --> 01:21:31.704 Yes. 01:21:31.784 --> 01:21:34.465 No, it's definitely been a bad period for me, a dark period. 01:21:34.525 --> 01:21:35.905 It's in the bag for Dr. Sexo. 01:21:35.925 --> 01:21:36.346 Do you think? 01:21:36.566 --> 01:21:37.146 Yeah, definitely. 01:21:37.166 --> 01:21:38.467 You just want the opposite to happen. 01:21:38.747 --> 01:21:39.267 Definitely. 01:21:39.827 --> 01:21:42.388 Well, I'm not trying to, like, psych you out. 01:21:42.688 --> 01:21:44.769 I think it's maybe the better song this week. 01:21:44.909 --> 01:21:45.309 Maybe. 01:21:45.589 --> 01:21:47.389 But the listeners will decide, you know? 01:21:47.409 --> 01:21:49.710 They might be grooving to the dirty robots all week. 01:21:49.770 --> 01:21:50.630 Every vote counts. 01:21:50.730 --> 01:21:51.150 Exactly. 01:21:51.871 --> 01:21:54.772 So yes, this is called In Your House by The Cure. 01:21:54.812 --> 01:21:55.852 Hope you enjoy this one. 01:21:56.252 --> 01:21:57.812 That's the cure within your house. 01:21:57.832 --> 01:21:59.153 That's hypnotic, man. 01:21:59.433 --> 01:22:00.153 I love that song. 01:22:00.473 --> 01:22:01.433 That's a brilliant album as well. 01:22:01.453 --> 01:22:02.373 17 Seconds. 01:22:02.413 --> 01:22:02.693 Thanks. 01:22:03.013 --> 01:22:13.295 I remember as well that when we were at school, we were at school with a guy called Mark Myers, as he was then, later known as Mark Keds, of a band called The Sensless Things, who were around in the early 90s. 01:22:13.335 --> 01:22:15.836 And The Sensless Things actually formed while we were at school. 01:22:16.296 --> 01:22:17.276 Different members, of course. 01:22:17.596 --> 01:22:19.936 But our friend Patrick was in The Sensless Things for a while. 01:22:19.976 --> 01:22:20.717 He played bass. 01:22:21.437 --> 01:22:21.557 And 01:22:22.917 --> 01:22:33.204 Mark Myers came in one day with this new song that he'd written called In Your Room, and basically it was a total rip of that song by The Cure in Your House. 01:22:33.844 --> 01:22:35.525 But it's a good song to rip off, though. 01:22:35.545 --> 01:22:36.886 It's so deceptively simple. 01:22:37.206 --> 01:22:39.268 And my friend Patrick, he hadn't heard that song. 01:22:39.788 --> 01:22:42.069 And he said, oh yeah, listen to this song that Mark just played. 01:22:42.129 --> 01:22:43.070 It's really wicked, yeah. 01:22:43.150 --> 01:22:45.712 Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. 01:22:45.992 --> 01:22:48.613 So have you heard 17 Seconds by The Cure? 01:22:48.633 --> 01:22:49.834 You should listen to this track. 01:22:49.934 --> 01:22:50.875 It's very similar. 01:22:51.555 --> 01:22:53.836 And there was a little eruption there. 01:22:53.856 --> 01:22:55.717 That's how a lot of bands still operate. 01:22:55.737 --> 01:22:56.637 That's true, yeah. 01:22:56.817 --> 01:22:59.638 I'm not suggesting that Mark, thereafter, stole other people's songs. 01:22:59.678 --> 01:23:00.378 No, no, no, no. 01:23:00.918 --> 01:23:02.619 This has been Adam and Jo on BBC6 Music. 01:23:02.659 --> 01:23:03.639 Thanks very much for listening. 01:23:03.679 --> 01:23:08.061 Thanks to everyone who's texted and also communicated by email. 01:23:08.101 --> 01:23:17.584 Don't forget, this show is available in its entirety on Listen Again all week and in podcast form with all the most of the rubbishy bits taken out and the best rubbishy bits left in. 01:23:17.904 --> 01:23:19.645 It'll be up there from about six on Sunday. 01:23:20.365 --> 01:23:26.460 Yes, have a good week, take care, and we'll be with you again next Saturday morning from 9 till 12 here on BBC 6 Music. 01:23:26.480 --> 01:23:27.884 Stay tuned for Liz Kershaw. 01:23:27.944 --> 01:23:28.325 Goodbye.