WEBVTT 00:00.436 --> 00:03.801 Hello and welcome to the big British castle. 00:04.101 --> 00:07.366 We hope you're having lots of jolly fun. 00:07.786 --> 00:11.171 Please obey the rules when you're inside the castle. 00:11.191 --> 00:15.096 Or will jolly have to throw you jolly out upon your arse. 00:15.917 --> 00:18.982 And drugs are very dangerous and highly addictive. 00:19.042 --> 00:19.482 Exactly. 00:19.522 --> 00:21.004 So stay away from love. 00:21.064 --> 00:24.849 What kind of song is that to play at the top of a breakfast show on a Saturday morning? 00:24.870 --> 00:25.811 When children are listening. 00:26.051 --> 00:27.093 Children are listening. 00:27.413 --> 00:28.454 Oh love is a drug. 00:28.595 --> 00:31.118 They're gonna start snorting powdered love. 00:31.138 --> 00:34.340 And they're gonna go out and start falling in love and getting high on love. 00:34.360 --> 00:35.241 That's a disgrace. 00:35.281 --> 00:42.887 And then, you know, as soon as you start with love, a couple of years down the line, you're down in the gutter there, moaning and crying about it. 00:42.927 --> 00:43.447 And what happens? 00:43.487 --> 00:45.088 You graduate to a harder drug. 00:45.308 --> 00:46.269 What's the harder drug? 00:46.289 --> 00:47.690 Uh, lust. 00:48.230 --> 00:48.691 Lust. 00:49.251 --> 00:49.812 Caution. 00:50.072 --> 00:50.672 Exactly. 00:50.952 --> 00:55.616 And then after that, it's all filth and passion and, uh, that kind of thing. 00:56.391 --> 00:57.812 Hello, this is Adam and Joe. 00:58.652 --> 00:59.652 Happy Saturday morning. 00:59.933 --> 01:01.313 This is BBC Six Music. 01:01.853 --> 01:02.394 I'm Joe. 01:02.914 --> 01:03.474 I'm Adam. 01:03.954 --> 01:04.254 Yeah. 01:04.274 --> 01:05.215 Is that it? 01:05.235 --> 01:06.315 That's all you need to know, really. 01:06.355 --> 01:07.636 I thought you were going somewhere with that. 01:07.876 --> 01:08.176 No! 01:08.316 --> 01:09.517 No, turn that you weren't. 01:09.657 --> 01:11.217 We've got great music coming up. 01:11.397 --> 01:14.679 We're going to be revealing the winner of last week's song wars pretty soon. 01:14.699 --> 01:15.099 Yeah. 01:15.239 --> 01:16.039 Text the nation. 01:16.500 --> 01:19.161 All sorts of chittle and chattle and chottle. 01:19.881 --> 01:23.983 We've had, you know, we went to a thing together this week and we're going to tell you about it later on. 01:24.023 --> 01:25.244 We won our award. 01:25.624 --> 01:26.705 We won an award. 01:26.865 --> 01:29.126 We won the, do you remember we were talking about this last week? 01:30.046 --> 01:35.269 And we're going to tell you all about what happened at the award ceremony later on in the program. 01:35.789 --> 01:38.231 But now here's, this is a new track, right? 01:38.271 --> 01:39.171 From the raconteurs. 01:39.631 --> 01:40.372 Top yourself. 01:41.272 --> 01:45.414 Yes, it's from Consolers of the Lonely, which was released on the 25th of March. 01:45.474 --> 01:48.536 Shall we start with a song about drugs, and the next song is called Top Yourself. 01:48.756 --> 01:52.338 What kind of message are we sending out to the young impressionable... Very poor. 01:52.398 --> 01:53.398 Very, very clear one. 01:55.159 --> 01:56.320 Drugs and death. 01:56.420 --> 01:57.200 Drugs and death. 01:57.220 --> 01:58.121 Here's the raconteurs. 01:58.321 --> 02:04.884 That's the raconteurs, of course, being Brendan Benson and Jack White of the White Stripes. 02:04.924 --> 02:10.847 That's the track from their new album, Consolers of the Lonely, and it's called Top Yourself, which is a shame. 02:12.127 --> 02:14.288 And that album was released last week. 02:14.348 --> 02:15.428 Have you bought that yet, Joe? 02:15.528 --> 02:15.928 Of course. 02:16.048 --> 02:18.949 I've got... I've actually made a suit out of copies of it. 02:19.529 --> 02:19.729 Yeah. 02:19.749 --> 02:21.210 A sort of flappy plastic suit. 02:21.290 --> 02:22.470 Is that the one you're wearing now? 02:22.730 --> 02:23.030 Yeah. 02:23.190 --> 02:24.030 It's looking good. 02:24.090 --> 02:24.731 Thanks a lot, man. 02:24.751 --> 02:25.451 It's really wicked. 02:25.531 --> 02:26.931 Yeah, I love that album so much. 02:27.291 --> 02:28.092 Yeah. 02:28.632 --> 02:40.395 The thing about that song, though, is he's talking about euthanasia and some kind of a pact where two people have decided to assist one another in exiting this mortal coil 02:41.075 --> 02:43.358 This miserable, uh, place. 02:43.818 --> 02:44.078 Yeah. 02:44.278 --> 02:46.381 That we call the world... The Stinky Dog Box. 02:46.701 --> 02:50.525 And he's saying, how are you gonna do it if I've already done it? 02:51.206 --> 02:51.466 Right. 02:52.387 --> 02:52.708 Isn't he? 02:53.008 --> 02:56.211 You know, uh, there's a film that tackles that exact problem. 02:56.231 --> 02:56.411 Really? 02:56.692 --> 02:59.735 I'm sure there's some kind of Heath Robinson style device. 03:00.716 --> 03:02.698 Like in, um, Omen 3. 03:03.539 --> 03:03.739 Uh-huh. 03:03.939 --> 03:07.323 When he, uh, we probably shouldn't talk about this sort of thing. 03:07.343 --> 03:09.745 Do you remember that bit in Omen 3, where he's got the shotgun? 03:10.486 --> 03:10.726 Right. 03:10.766 --> 03:12.848 And he's, he's pointed this at himself. 03:13.169 --> 03:15.591 It's the kind of thing- The kind of string that goes around the office. 03:15.891 --> 03:16.052 Yeah. 03:16.092 --> 03:17.833 And the other end is tied to the door. 03:18.134 --> 03:18.354 Yeah. 03:18.594 --> 03:21.597 And the secretary just comes in to deliver him a document. 03:21.637 --> 03:22.878 Oh, that's right. 03:23.059 --> 03:24.040 Excuse me sir, telephone. 03:28.585 --> 03:35.334 It's the same logic as when you've got a wobbly tooth and your mum... Yeah, did your mum ever do that? 03:35.354 --> 03:37.937 No, no contemporary mums do that. 03:38.458 --> 03:39.539 Your mum didn't, did she? 03:39.619 --> 03:39.880 She did. 03:40.160 --> 03:40.961 You're kidding me. 03:41.081 --> 03:41.701 Yes, you did. 03:41.761 --> 03:43.462 She tied- That's not even Victorian. 03:43.522 --> 03:45.643 Tied a piece of string to the wobbly tooth. 03:46.023 --> 03:46.604 She didn't. 03:46.844 --> 03:49.886 And tied the other end of the string to the door handle. 03:50.046 --> 03:51.246 But this was the- That was the 70s? 03:51.286 --> 03:51.586 80s even. 03:51.606 --> 03:51.847 The 70s. 03:52.387 --> 03:52.947 The 70s. 03:53.067 --> 03:54.248 They had dentists in the 70s. 03:54.388 --> 03:55.188 Not ran that way. 03:55.409 --> 03:55.689 And drugs. 03:58.050 --> 03:58.831 That's shocking! 03:59.392 --> 03:59.992 It was very wobbly. 04:00.012 --> 04:01.134 Wanna get your mum on the phone? 04:01.434 --> 04:05.879 Shit, I mean, it was, I was anxious about it, obviously, but it was just hanging on a thread, the thing. 04:05.959 --> 04:06.820 That's ridiculous. 04:06.920 --> 04:11.285 Maybe that would be a good, uh, text the nation would be, like, self-surgery. 04:11.826 --> 04:13.187 Yeah, we did self-surgery, didn't we? 04:13.227 --> 04:14.168 Did we do self-surgery? 04:14.529 --> 04:15.410 Yeah, with the cannibals. 04:15.510 --> 04:16.051 Not in a... 04:16.491 --> 04:16.731 Did we? 04:16.771 --> 04:17.952 We did it in movies, I think. 04:18.132 --> 04:18.752 Right, you mean actual? 04:18.772 --> 04:20.393 But we did an actual self-surgery. 04:20.493 --> 04:20.733 Right. 04:20.753 --> 04:26.497 There probably aren't that many, but for instance, trying to get a splinter out, you know, moments when you actually try and operate on yourself. 04:26.697 --> 04:27.497 And get out the scalpel. 04:27.537 --> 04:28.878 There are some good stories out there. 04:28.938 --> 04:29.979 Start digging. 04:30.259 --> 04:33.401 We don't want to encourage that sort of thing, but sometimes, I mean, that's a very good one. 04:33.541 --> 04:33.741 Yeah. 04:34.361 --> 04:58.303 tied a string around your tooth then slammed the door what kind of a family do you come from sort of a caveman family a little bit yeah my dad's like a little caveman very old caveman so listen listeners uh in a second we're going to reveal the winner of last week's cake nash song wars competition we both wrote parodies of cake nash um i use the word parody in the loosest possible term and uh 05:00.365 --> 05:02.045 I think it's going to be a close one this week. 05:02.246 --> 05:02.766 I hope so. 05:03.066 --> 05:08.147 I would certainly be very angry indeed if I lost and it was a walk over. 05:08.667 --> 05:09.748 I'd be absolutely furious. 05:09.768 --> 05:11.028 I'm not going to pretend I wouldn't be. 05:11.768 --> 05:13.089 Well, there's something to look forward to. 05:13.509 --> 05:14.169 Rate the vote. 05:15.029 --> 05:16.189 We like a bit of fury. 05:16.249 --> 05:19.830 If it was close, for example, if you won and it was 55% of the vote that you 05:22.011 --> 05:24.572 I could live with that but I'd still be a little bit grumpy. 05:24.632 --> 05:27.713 So you reckon over a 5% difference and you'll be annoyed? 05:27.813 --> 05:28.513 Yeah, I would say so. 05:28.574 --> 05:28.834 Really? 05:29.414 --> 05:32.835 Can you be guaranteed to go into a rage? 05:32.855 --> 05:34.436 60-40 I would just be sulky. 05:35.036 --> 05:36.797 Alright, so hang on, you're changing it now. 05:36.857 --> 05:38.857 So 10% sulky? 05:39.218 --> 05:39.618 Sulky. 05:40.939 --> 05:45.245 Uh, 70-30, very aggressive, very defensive indeed and chippy. 05:45.586 --> 05:45.986 Alright. 05:46.367 --> 05:47.108 For the rest of the show. 05:47.128 --> 05:50.012 80-20, I'd be angry. 05:50.032 --> 05:51.935 What's- hang on, aggressive and chippy? 05:52.155 --> 05:54.359 Yeah, a little- and sort of sarcastic. 05:55.883 --> 05:57.064 Chippy and sarcastic. 05:57.144 --> 05:58.464 Well, you're being very controlled. 05:58.604 --> 06:00.805 I'm just writing these down so I can hold him to them. 06:00.825 --> 06:01.585 80-20 angry. 06:01.605 --> 06:03.846 90-10. 06:04.287 --> 06:05.707 Absolutely furious. 06:05.727 --> 06:06.708 Spitting the rage. 06:06.748 --> 06:07.448 Unable to speak. 06:07.788 --> 06:09.869 That's happened in the past, doesn't it? 06:09.929 --> 06:10.669 Happened in the past. 06:10.789 --> 06:13.770 And the fury sort of resonated for the next few weeks. 06:13.790 --> 06:14.251 That's right. 06:14.331 --> 06:17.892 Like a kind of, you know, I don't know the words, but a fart. 06:18.232 --> 06:18.752 A fart. 06:19.573 --> 06:22.154 Or what do you call it when a nuclear bomb goes off and you get the ripples? 06:22.934 --> 06:23.254 Oh yes. 06:23.294 --> 06:23.595 Ripples. 06:23.635 --> 06:24.355 Nuclear ripples. 06:25.096 --> 06:26.777 That's a new ice cream from Walls. 06:27.797 --> 06:29.879 Here's a free play from you, isn't it? 06:29.939 --> 06:38.184 Yeah, yeah, this is Guided by Voices, you know, I like to play a bit of Guided by Voices every few months, and this is from one of their best and most consistent albums, Do the Collapse. 06:38.224 --> 06:39.925 This is a track called Picture Me Big Time. 06:40.225 --> 06:41.085 I don't care about that either. 06:41.105 --> 06:42.046 I don't care about anything. 06:42.666 --> 06:43.406 That was Weezer. 06:43.566 --> 06:44.587 I work for Six Music. 06:44.607 --> 06:46.267 I'm into indie music and rock. 06:46.347 --> 06:47.528 I just don't care about anything. 06:47.568 --> 06:48.588 Do you push? 06:48.788 --> 06:51.169 If you're sort of walking past something, will you just push it over? 06:51.189 --> 06:53.250 I push envelopes whenever I see them. 06:53.950 --> 06:54.310 Yeah. 06:54.650 --> 06:56.191 That was Weezer with Buddy Holly. 06:56.671 --> 06:57.752 That's a classic song. 06:58.392 --> 06:59.432 And we just played it. 06:59.872 --> 07:00.893 And now it's time. 07:02.575 --> 07:06.698 Except of course you weren't allowed to text, I think, were you? 07:22.421 --> 07:24.522 We asked them not to text. 07:24.662 --> 07:25.462 And we asked them to email. 07:25.482 --> 07:27.763 You were allowed to text for... It's so confusing. 07:27.823 --> 07:31.183 The rules of the castle are getting ever more labyrinthine. 07:31.604 --> 07:33.944 Yeah, I was quite cheeky about it last week. 07:34.064 --> 07:39.326 In an effort not to rip off the public, it's just becoming very, very complicated. 07:40.166 --> 07:49.630 I was rude about it, and I said rude things about the BBC last week, and another friend of ours who Adam and I were out for dinner with last night, who also works for the BBC, bought it up. 07:50.150 --> 07:51.250 Was a bit shocked by it. 07:51.690 --> 07:52.851 Being cheeky about the castle. 07:52.871 --> 07:53.091 Yeah. 07:53.551 --> 07:56.993 Thinking that maybe, you know, and there was a cautionary note in his voice saying, you know, careful. 07:57.093 --> 07:58.273 Watch out, because you'll get checked out. 07:58.333 --> 07:59.974 Watch out, you'll get thrown out of the big bridge castle. 08:00.014 --> 08:00.794 They'll cut off your hands. 08:00.894 --> 08:01.495 and put them on spikes. 08:01.515 --> 08:04.798 They'll put me in the stocks and throw comic relief noses at me. 08:04.818 --> 08:05.378 They will. 08:05.478 --> 08:08.321 They'll get Chris Moyles to throw comic relief noses at you. 08:08.341 --> 08:08.661 They will. 08:08.681 --> 08:10.143 There's no greater humiliation. 08:10.943 --> 08:19.091 So, last week's Song Wars listeners was a Kate Nash sort of a parody sort of a thing, uh, play-off, fight-off, mess, mess. 08:19.732 --> 08:22.915 And we both recorded songs that were supposed to sound a bit like Kate Nash. 08:23.495 --> 08:26.017 Um, they were both about bums by complete coincidence. 08:26.638 --> 08:30.402 We decided that that was pretty much the defining factor of a cake-nash song. 08:30.643 --> 08:31.824 Mine was called Itchy Bum. 08:32.245 --> 08:35.088 It was very short, and I myself hated it. 08:35.388 --> 08:35.769 Did you? 08:36.089 --> 08:36.209 Mmm. 08:36.369 --> 08:37.411 Didn't don't like it at all. 08:37.511 --> 08:37.891 Really? 08:38.051 --> 08:38.252 No. 08:38.837 --> 08:40.078 Didn't stick in your head at all? 08:40.318 --> 08:47.582 It was just, as I said last week, the combination of my voice speeded up and a stylophone was just too annoying. 08:47.622 --> 08:51.424 Well, I met someone in the week who said that they couldn't get itchy bum out of their head. 08:51.444 --> 08:52.145 Were you in a hospital? 08:53.125 --> 08:54.666 No, it was a normal human. 08:54.926 --> 08:55.226 Really? 08:55.327 --> 08:55.607 Yeah. 08:56.007 --> 08:57.168 Well, that's very nice of them. 08:58.128 --> 09:00.590 I have been singing your song all week. 09:00.950 --> 09:04.692 Bums and binge drinking, binge drinking and bums. 09:04.952 --> 09:08.573 I don't like to go, um, so down-tempo-wise, do you know what I mean? 09:08.593 --> 09:14.835 That's not a good sentence, but usually, when you open GarageBand, uh, it defaults to one other conversation. 09:14.855 --> 09:15.495 120 BPM. 09:15.535 --> 09:16.155 120 BPM. 09:16.555 --> 09:16.635 Mm. 09:17.095 --> 09:22.037 And, uh, and it's always in the key of C. And I usually just stay there at 120 BPM, because that's a good one. 09:22.077 --> 09:26.478 Actually, one of the defining factors of Kate Nash's songs is they're all in a particular key. 09:26.558 --> 09:26.778 Yeah. 09:27.378 --> 09:29.078 and she sings in a very particular key. 09:29.118 --> 09:30.559 I think she's in two keys. 09:30.639 --> 09:30.999 Is she? 09:31.099 --> 09:31.599 I think so. 09:31.619 --> 09:32.539 I wouldn't know. 09:32.819 --> 09:44.602 So we've got lots of emails in voting and often when people vote they put one or two little comments and I'm going to read a couple that illustrate the gulf in people's views of song wars. 09:44.642 --> 09:49.164 For instance Paul Davy says he gives his vote which I won't reveal. 09:51.164 --> 09:51.705 Oh, maybe I will. 09:51.745 --> 09:54.707 He says I'm going to vote for Adam's song, although Joe's was also very good. 09:54.947 --> 09:55.407 That's nice. 09:55.607 --> 09:58.229 They were very Kate Nash-esque lyrics. 09:58.549 --> 10:01.091 You should make sure she doesn't rip them off for her next single. 10:01.311 --> 10:05.414 I think this was, all told, the best song wars so far. 10:05.874 --> 10:06.234 Wow. 10:06.595 --> 10:15.641 Whereas Sarah Gaudier says, have to say, I was a bit disappointed with this week's offerings, had very high hopes for the Kate Nash off. 10:16.161 --> 10:20.344 I love the idea of her sat there all keyed up with a little glass of champagne. 10:21.024 --> 10:21.585 Champagne? 10:21.685 --> 10:25.888 And then she hears the songs and she pours the champagne back in the bottle. 10:26.948 --> 10:27.529 How disappointing. 10:27.749 --> 10:29.170 I think I will go and see Barbara this morning. 10:29.190 --> 10:30.170 That's very disappointing. 10:30.190 --> 10:32.192 Listen, Tammy, I'm not coming over after all. 10:33.192 --> 10:37.956 I know we had a fun Saturday planned, but I'm a bit disappointed because of song wars. 10:38.236 --> 10:41.998 And so I'm going to stay home and just maybe paint the walls or cry. 10:42.919 --> 10:43.740 So I'll see you later. 10:43.900 --> 10:45.060 Anyway, shall we open the envelope? 10:45.381 --> 10:45.641 Sure. 10:47.122 --> 10:48.264 Uh, here's the envelope. 10:48.324 --> 10:49.425 It's a genuine envelope. 10:49.605 --> 10:49.905 It is. 10:50.286 --> 10:51.407 It's all sealed and everything. 10:51.487 --> 10:52.368 It's sealed. 10:52.849 --> 10:58.915 You know, I'm gonna lose... My prediction is I lose this by about... I'd say it's about 40-60, you reckon? 10:59.136 --> 10:59.496 Yeah. 10:59.856 --> 11:01.178 No, that's even too flattering. 11:01.258 --> 11:02.980 That would be... I'd say it's 70-30. 11:03.020 --> 11:04.321 That's what you deserve. 11:04.421 --> 11:05.122 Might even be 80-20. 11:05.162 --> 11:06.384 No, surely not. 11:06.484 --> 11:07.565 I think it'd be closer than that. 11:09.005 --> 11:09.385 Hmm. 11:09.606 --> 11:09.966 Hmm. 11:10.066 --> 11:10.486 What is it? 11:11.487 --> 11:12.328 Oh, he's won. 11:12.368 --> 11:13.269 You're joking. 11:13.309 --> 11:14.029 No, I haven't won. 11:14.510 --> 11:14.810 Joe gets 38%. 11:14.850 --> 11:15.390 Adam gets 62%. 11:15.531 --> 11:16.331 That's all right. 11:16.391 --> 11:17.953 You can live with that. 11:17.973 --> 11:19.534 So where does that fit on the... I don't mind. 11:19.954 --> 11:21.395 Where does that fit on the grumpy meter? 11:21.896 --> 11:22.496 No, you've won. 11:22.536 --> 11:23.117 So that's fine. 11:23.137 --> 11:24.598 So what am I allowed to be slightly salty? 11:24.618 --> 11:24.958 I'm delighted. 11:25.139 --> 11:26.119 Yeah, slightly salty. 11:26.860 --> 11:28.201 But you didn't even like your track. 11:28.321 --> 11:30.723 No, I think it would be awful to hear it again. 11:30.743 --> 11:32.064 Our producer's winding us up. 11:32.224 --> 11:33.685 You can't do that the day after we've won. 11:33.745 --> 11:35.747 Oh, no, because we're going into the news. 11:35.787 --> 11:36.747 So listen, we've got to play. 11:36.767 --> 11:37.368 She can do that. 11:37.428 --> 11:38.349 Here's the winning track. 11:38.509 --> 11:40.030 This is Bums and Binge Drinking. 11:48.941 --> 12:15.619 I was a bit depressed today So I started thinking about Binge drinking around three o'clock So I went and done a little knock On the door of my best friend Mandy And my boyfriend Andy He was Randy I could tell cause he kept looking at my bum Rocky was some kind of pervy bum fan Bums and binge drinking Binge drinking and bums 12:16.880 --> 12:41.452 When I get depressed I like to go binge drinking with my chums Why are you depressed said Mandy But not Andy When we was at the shops Buying alcohol pops Mandy never stops asking me questions like that So I told her Mandy it's the media They make my bum feel fat I have to go binge drinking just so I can deal with that 12:42.688 --> 12:57.074 Bums and binge drinking Binge drinking and bums When I get depressed I like to go Binge drinking with my chums La la la la la Rooty too, yeah what I'm feeling oh so blue 13:03.385 --> 13:25.849 Oh my gosh I was so drunk that night I threw up on Andy and we had a big fight And Mandy cubed and then we had a meal And later on we all watched balls of steel Then I felt quite happy Then I was sad and I thought I wonder how many drinks I've had And then I threw up and then I passed out It was so embarrassing my bum was hanging out Bombs and bills drinking 13:32.677 --> 13:38.319 with my chums, bums and binge drinking, binge drinking and bums. 13:38.540 --> 13:48.624 When I get depressed I like to go binge drinking with my chums, the lums and the binge drinking, what binge drinking and bums. 13:48.884 --> 13:53.746 When I get depressed I like to go binge drinking with my chums, 14:02.958 --> 14:03.298 There we go. 14:03.318 --> 14:10.548 That's the winning song war song composed by a young artist called Adam Buxton Who's gonna go places? 14:10.928 --> 14:11.509 Thank you very much. 14:11.529 --> 14:17.497 I'm to the lavatory in fact very shortly But right now here is Harvey cook with the news Oh 14:17.537 --> 14:18.437 What a frightful noise. 14:18.698 --> 14:20.058 That's Duke Spirit, man. 14:20.238 --> 14:21.259 That's a wicked noise. 14:21.279 --> 14:22.539 Get down with the spirit, yo. 14:22.659 --> 14:23.320 I'm down with it. 14:23.380 --> 14:24.040 I was joking. 14:24.100 --> 14:26.201 That was Love Is An Unfamiliar Name. 14:26.221 --> 14:26.761 Awesome. 14:27.161 --> 14:28.282 My name's Adam Buxton. 14:28.442 --> 14:31.623 My name's Joseph Murray Cornish. 14:31.643 --> 14:32.624 Oh, going for the middle name. 14:32.704 --> 14:33.364 As in Mintz. 14:33.824 --> 14:34.525 Right, right, right. 14:34.545 --> 14:35.045 I've got any other 14:35.145 --> 14:36.487 Little names that you're not telling us about? 14:36.507 --> 14:36.767 No. 14:36.827 --> 14:37.468 Just the three? 14:37.668 --> 14:37.868 No. 14:38.108 --> 14:39.490 What's the Murray for? 14:40.151 --> 14:41.192 It was my grandfather's. 14:41.672 --> 14:42.834 My mother's father's name. 14:42.994 --> 14:43.254 Right. 14:43.615 --> 14:44.756 So don't cuss it, man. 14:44.856 --> 14:46.558 I'm not gonna cuss the Murray here. 14:46.618 --> 14:48.460 There's no need for slapping. 14:48.840 --> 14:50.462 I've got a middle name, but I never use it. 14:50.983 --> 14:53.205 You shouldn't have just let it out of the bag. 14:53.305 --> 14:53.906 Is it ORD? 14:55.322 --> 14:57.423 O-double-F-O-R-D, it's Welsh. 14:57.503 --> 14:59.264 And it means The Way, apparently. 14:59.324 --> 14:59.684 Does it? 14:59.864 --> 15:02.685 I don't ever use it, no, because it's a ludicrous... The Way! 15:02.705 --> 15:03.765 That's like Yahweh. 15:04.246 --> 15:07.147 And that's like a name for some kind of prophet. 15:07.287 --> 15:08.067 What's Yahweh? 15:08.187 --> 15:09.608 Yahweh is a word for Jesus. 15:09.768 --> 15:10.028 Is it? 15:10.088 --> 15:10.748 The Way, yeah. 15:10.888 --> 15:11.068 Hmm. 15:11.829 --> 15:12.629 I'm like Jesus. 15:13.149 --> 15:14.390 Well, that's what I was implying. 15:15.750 --> 15:17.672 And now you've agreed, so we can move on. 15:17.913 --> 15:19.354 OK, good. 15:19.374 --> 15:19.955 We've settled that. 15:19.995 --> 15:33.167 Hey, this is Adam and Jo on BBC Six Music, the BBC's premier digital music station, which plays you the best in contemporary and music from the past, as well as the occasional track from live sessions recorded here at the BBC's. 15:34.108 --> 15:36.650 It's all the best music and the best chittle-chattle. 15:36.790 --> 15:37.051 It is. 15:37.311 --> 15:45.878 In my opinion, my humble opinion, we... I bumped into this guy yesterday, this youngster, as we were going into this award ceremony, which we're gonna tell you about later on in the show. 15:46.219 --> 15:48.040 But this young... We're mentioning it as often as possible. 15:48.060 --> 15:54.966 Yeah, this young whippersnapper man, he was interviewing me for some kind of online... 15:56.087 --> 15:56.788 TV channel. 15:57.008 --> 15:58.209 I don't know, it's all happening. 15:59.050 --> 16:02.053 And, uh, I commented to this guy that he looked very much like Beck. 16:02.073 --> 16:03.034 I said, you look like Beck. 16:03.435 --> 16:04.576 And he said, who's Beck? 16:05.156 --> 16:05.437 No. 16:06.249 --> 16:07.469 That made me feel about 95. 16:07.610 --> 16:12.671 I mean, this guy must have been in his early 20s, you know, not much younger than that, surely. 16:13.232 --> 16:19.914 And he was good, intelligent, funny, presenting man, and, you know, all snappily dressed, and he did look like Beck. 16:20.694 --> 16:22.675 And so I thought, you know, he's gonna get that reference. 16:22.895 --> 16:23.876 Who's Beck? 16:24.276 --> 16:26.517 It made me feel like a flipping granddad. 16:27.057 --> 16:30.198 Is there a whole generation of people who just haven't got a clue who Beck is? 16:30.498 --> 16:38.262 Well, that brings a certain amount of credulity to the scene in I Am Legend where the woman hasn't heard of Bob Marley and has only heard of Damien Marley. 16:38.282 --> 16:42.725 Maybe there are people out there who have kind of Bermuda triangles in their heads. 16:42.925 --> 16:44.325 Take all these things for granted. 16:44.365 --> 16:48.928 You know, I mean, I've got the decency to know who the last of the shadow puppets are, for goodness sake. 16:49.448 --> 16:50.709 He doesn't know who Beck is. 16:51.269 --> 16:52.610 That's a total disgrace. 16:52.930 --> 16:53.611 What kind of things? 16:53.631 --> 16:55.672 Are they teaching people in schools these days? 16:56.012 --> 16:57.933 Where's the Beck Studies department? 16:59.674 --> 17:00.955 They need new teachers there. 17:01.756 --> 17:02.796 Now, have you got a track coming up? 17:02.816 --> 17:04.998 Oh no, it's after the shadow puppets, right? 17:05.038 --> 17:05.618 Here's your track. 17:05.878 --> 17:06.119 Is it? 17:06.139 --> 17:07.519 Are we having the shadow puppets now? 17:07.720 --> 17:11.102 Here's the, uh, here's the pupples with, uh, Age of Understatement. 17:11.542 --> 17:14.864 That's the last shadow puppets with the age of the understatement. 17:14.924 --> 17:18.866 Are they the last shadow puppets, or are they merely last shadow puppets? 17:19.026 --> 17:22.348 I think they're... just the last shadow puppets, yeah. 17:22.368 --> 17:22.548 Really? 17:22.568 --> 17:24.289 It's not what he says on the sheet of pepper. 17:24.809 --> 17:26.390 No, I think they just... it's all in full. 17:26.410 --> 17:27.811 It's hard to tell these days, isn't it? 17:27.911 --> 17:28.752 It's good, though, isn't it? 17:28.772 --> 17:31.813 A bit of Scott Walker-esque fun from the shadow puppets. 17:31.853 --> 17:32.654 When's their album out? 17:33.868 --> 17:34.748 Quite soon, though, isn't it? 17:34.788 --> 17:36.269 Quite soon, isn't it, not out already? 17:36.289 --> 17:37.449 No, I don't think so. 17:37.469 --> 17:41.651 I get the feeling it's out towards the end of the month, but I might have to check my facts down. 17:42.211 --> 17:44.592 Now, you've got a track coming up that you've chosen for honestness, right? 17:44.912 --> 17:44.972 Yes. 17:44.992 --> 17:50.114 Uh, that was, you just heard very sort of cutting-edge contemporary music by two important young artists. 17:50.154 --> 17:51.635 Albeit, kind of retro. 17:51.895 --> 17:52.295 Yeah. 17:52.735 --> 17:53.555 In, uh, feel. 17:53.675 --> 17:55.176 I'm gonna play some music for kids now. 17:55.536 --> 18:02.662 Because I think we've got quite a lot of younger listeners, quite a lot of families listen, I think, for which we can only apologize for some of the things we say. 18:04.263 --> 18:05.924 But here's some music that kids might like. 18:05.944 --> 18:09.447 This is from my favourite Disney soundtrack to the Aristocats. 18:10.808 --> 18:12.990 It's not the greatest actual Disney film. 18:13.210 --> 18:14.071 It's pretty good though. 18:14.171 --> 18:15.031 It's a great story. 18:15.072 --> 18:17.393 The animation isn't quite up to scratch, I'd say. 18:17.553 --> 18:17.854 Easy! 18:18.614 --> 18:21.958 I'm being, you know, very high standards when it comes to dismal films. 18:22.219 --> 18:25.583 It's got a nice scratchy feel to it. 18:25.683 --> 18:26.844 Yeah, it certainly has. 18:26.924 --> 18:28.326 As if it was animated by cats. 18:28.586 --> 18:29.187 Yeah, yeah. 18:29.227 --> 18:29.768 Themselves. 18:29.888 --> 18:30.729 The cast of cats. 18:30.749 --> 18:32.631 Who put ink on their pointy claws. 18:34.153 --> 18:34.333 Yeah. 18:34.594 --> 18:35.234 Scratch the thing. 18:35.635 --> 18:37.677 Anyway... What kind of tracks have we got on the Aristocats? 18:37.757 --> 18:39.058 Oh, it's... Everyone's a classic. 18:39.098 --> 18:39.919 It's my favourite. 18:40.379 --> 18:42.101 Have I said that already in the last minute? 18:42.461 --> 18:42.741 Maybe. 18:43.182 --> 18:44.343 Walt Disney's soundtrack. 18:44.443 --> 18:47.306 It's got such classics as scales and arpeggios. 18:50.709 --> 18:52.551 When the little cats are playing on the piano there. 18:52.571 --> 18:53.512 That's a sweet one. 18:53.572 --> 18:54.233 It is a sweet one. 18:54.293 --> 18:56.916 It's got some lovely instrumental numbers on it. 18:57.036 --> 18:59.619 It's got the classic, everybody wants to be a cat. 18:59.819 --> 19:01.841 Everybody wants to be a cat. 19:02.101 --> 19:03.123 That's amazing, that one. 19:03.143 --> 19:04.164 What languages was that? 19:04.604 --> 19:05.405 That's the song. 19:05.525 --> 19:06.086 Was that French? 19:06.226 --> 19:07.928 Because the cats only care. 19:08.208 --> 19:09.929 Who knows where it's at? 19:09.969 --> 19:13.191 Well, they tried to get Mr. Famous Man, Louis Armstrong. 19:13.211 --> 19:14.371 They tried to get Louis Armstrong. 19:14.391 --> 19:15.592 They couldn't afford him. 19:15.952 --> 19:17.193 I believe I'm right in saying so. 19:17.213 --> 19:22.595 They went for some other guy whose name is probably on here, performed by Phil Harris. 19:23.276 --> 19:24.696 Scatman Crothers sings on it. 19:24.736 --> 19:25.457 There you go. 19:25.477 --> 19:26.017 There you go. 19:26.097 --> 19:28.438 Who some listeners may know from the film The Shining. 19:28.578 --> 19:31.040 Yeah, well, he's definitely the guy on Everybody Wants to Be a Cat. 19:31.100 --> 19:31.620 You can tell. 19:31.840 --> 19:34.801 But this is my favorite track, it's called Thomas O'Malley Cat. 19:35.661 --> 19:51.224 And it has a very interesting kind of spoken word intro that goes... I like a Cheecha Cheecha Roney like they made at home or a healthy fish with the big back bone, I'm Abraham the Lazy and the horns come in. 19:51.304 --> 19:57.265 But for years I've never been able to figure out what any of that was that was being said at the beginning of the song. 19:57.345 --> 20:00.666 I like a Cheecha Cheecha, I like a Cheecha Cheecha Roney. 20:01.286 --> 20:01.906 What is that? 20:02.246 --> 20:03.246 I've got the lyric book here. 20:03.527 --> 20:05.247 A cheech, as in cheech and chonk, yeah. 20:05.387 --> 20:07.307 Cheech a cheech cheeroni. 20:07.407 --> 20:08.808 Is that like a, it must be a snack? 20:09.368 --> 20:11.528 Like a Tootsie Roll or something like that or a hot dog. 20:11.548 --> 20:18.790 Well this is all, the part of the joke locating it in the sort of jazz milia was that they were all using kind of hep jazz speak. 20:18.870 --> 20:19.370 Absolutely. 20:19.630 --> 20:22.891 So presumably that's got to be something maybe a little bit subversive. 20:22.931 --> 20:23.951 Like they make at home. 20:24.631 --> 20:24.811 Right. 20:24.831 --> 20:26.992 So it must be a, must be a food, mustn't it? 20:27.052 --> 20:28.152 I'm sure someone will tell us. 20:28.933 --> 20:30.873 Or a healthy fish with the big back bone. 20:31.053 --> 20:32.194 That's average for a cat. 20:32.234 --> 20:35.055 They wouldn't put any kind of crazy drug references in there, would they? 20:35.135 --> 20:35.555 Maybe. 20:35.775 --> 20:37.036 I'm Abraham De Lacy? 20:37.236 --> 20:37.436 Yeah. 20:37.556 --> 20:38.056 Who's that? 20:38.316 --> 20:39.317 Well, it's just nonsense. 20:39.357 --> 20:40.617 I Googled those names. 20:40.677 --> 20:41.057 Do you? 20:41.117 --> 20:41.337 G.U. 20:41.397 --> 20:42.078 Seppi Casey? 20:42.098 --> 20:42.298 G.U. 20:42.338 --> 20:43.178 Seppi Casey. 20:43.238 --> 20:46.099 They only turn up with reference to the Aristocats. 20:46.159 --> 20:48.320 I don't think they're famous people in their own right. 20:48.600 --> 20:49.640 Oh, well, let's hear it anyway. 20:49.680 --> 20:51.601 This is Thomas O'Malley from the Aristocats. 20:52.081 --> 20:52.802 Oh, fantastic. 20:52.922 --> 20:53.282 Very good. 20:55.742 --> 20:58.323 What was the guy's name again that sings there? 20:58.803 --> 21:00.423 His name is Phil Harris. 21:00.463 --> 21:02.283 Phil Harris because Baloo as well. 21:02.303 --> 21:02.844 There you go. 21:02.864 --> 21:04.724 It'd be nice to see a picture of Phil Harris. 21:04.784 --> 21:05.324 I might try and find it. 21:05.344 --> 21:06.964 You will never see one. 21:07.204 --> 21:07.444 Never? 21:07.724 --> 21:09.825 No, there was never a picture taken of him. 21:09.925 --> 21:12.185 Because presumably he was an actor like him. 21:12.245 --> 21:13.045 He was a vampire. 21:13.145 --> 21:17.546 It's like when you see some of the cast of The Wizard of Oz turning up in other roles. 21:17.586 --> 21:18.026 You know what I mean? 21:18.046 --> 21:19.447 Like the Cowardly Lion or whatever. 21:19.807 --> 21:21.967 It's a shock to see their actual faces there. 21:22.658 --> 21:23.739 Mmm, without all the makeup on. 21:24.099 --> 21:26.781 Yeah, but you know what I mean, like doing- It's a shock to see your actual face. 21:26.961 --> 21:27.482 That's true. 21:27.582 --> 21:32.025 Listen to your voice all the time, but looking at your face, I mean, God, it's a little bit of a shock. 21:32.326 --> 21:33.446 Well, imagine what it's like for me. 21:33.486 --> 21:35.088 I have to get up every morning with it. 21:35.648 --> 21:36.549 It's a disgrace. 21:36.789 --> 21:39.031 You're listening to Adam and Jo here on BBC Six Music. 21:39.511 --> 21:41.953 We've got a, is this a trail for Sean Keefney here? 21:42.453 --> 21:47.840 This is gonna be fun, man, because I love Trails, and I love Sean Keavey, so it's like a double dose of delight for me. 21:47.980 --> 21:48.441 Junks, man. 21:48.581 --> 21:48.941 Here we go. 21:49.082 --> 21:51.625 I would have put a Whistling Pops solo on that. 21:52.045 --> 21:57.412 Yeah, they record- that's Jesus and Mary Chain recorded for the John Peel show on Radio 1, uh, on the 29th of October 1985, and they- 22:00.055 --> 22:04.719 What they did is they got the Reed brothers from the Jesus and Mary chain. 22:04.739 --> 22:12.804 They popped them in a big wheelie bin and they lowered a microphone down there and they played the song from the bottom of the massive great steel wheelie bin. 22:13.085 --> 22:13.445 Did they? 22:13.465 --> 22:14.486 And that's how they done it. 22:15.166 --> 22:16.047 Yeah. 22:16.067 --> 22:18.670 They were used to clean chimneys a lot as well, weren't they? 22:18.690 --> 22:19.350 The Jesus and Mary chimney. 22:19.370 --> 22:19.650 Yeah. 22:19.951 --> 22:20.211 Yeah. 22:20.331 --> 22:23.034 Because of their similarity to chimney brushes. 22:23.114 --> 22:23.855 That's true. 22:24.455 --> 22:28.359 People would just grab them by the winkle pickers, shove them up her chimney. 22:28.379 --> 22:29.180 Up her chimney. 22:29.200 --> 22:31.282 Because their hair was all... Yeah. 22:31.382 --> 22:35.186 And they'd go up with white shirts, they'd come down and they'd be all spotty. 22:35.206 --> 22:35.546 Yeah. 22:35.566 --> 22:37.448 And it fitted in with the image. 22:37.568 --> 22:39.069 Stop and take me, please, governor. 22:40.090 --> 22:57.099 off to record a depressing song they were scottish though i think yeah exactly uh they've reformed haven't they they're touring again yeah they're around yeah and for them um they're getting on i think because they were a famous pair of warring siblings before the galagas you know they used to have little punch ups on stage there and stuff 22:57.719 --> 22:58.679 They loathe each other. 22:58.899 --> 22:59.239 Really? 22:59.740 --> 23:01.900 Sometimes, yeah, but I think they've buried the hatchet. 23:01.940 --> 23:02.400 Like us? 23:03.000 --> 23:03.760 I loathe you! 23:03.981 --> 23:04.861 That's true, I do. 23:05.481 --> 23:06.141 Actually, I do. 23:06.521 --> 23:06.781 I do. 23:06.801 --> 23:06.881 I do. 23:06.981 --> 23:07.241 I do. 23:07.301 --> 23:07.941 I loathe myself. 23:07.961 --> 23:08.382 I do also. 23:08.782 --> 23:09.782 I loathe myself also. 23:09.802 --> 23:13.463 What are we doing? 23:14.063 --> 23:14.383 Okay. 23:14.843 --> 23:17.304 So listen, folks, we won an award. 23:17.984 --> 23:18.664 That's amazing. 23:18.824 --> 23:19.324 Don't you reckon? 23:19.364 --> 23:20.865 You said that really intimately. 23:20.965 --> 23:21.285 Intimately. 23:21.345 --> 23:22.505 Into the mic, really intimately. 23:22.525 --> 23:23.525 It was quite troubling. 23:23.685 --> 23:24.746 Did you get creeped out by it? 23:25.086 --> 23:26.366 Mate, my testicles contract. 23:26.866 --> 23:28.088 You didn't have to say that. 23:28.168 --> 23:30.912 Why would you possibly have to... Because someone will laugh. 23:31.012 --> 23:32.674 Give people that piece of information. 23:32.795 --> 23:34.117 One listener might laugh. 23:34.697 --> 23:36.220 Well, listen, we're excited about it. 23:36.260 --> 23:36.860 We want it to work. 23:36.881 --> 23:37.321 It does happen. 23:37.401 --> 23:38.563 Oh, stop talking about it. 23:38.583 --> 23:40.065 It's part of the life of a man. 23:40.265 --> 23:40.786 Move on! 23:40.806 --> 23:41.908 They're like a weather vane. 23:42.802 --> 23:43.742 fleshy weather vane. 23:44.983 --> 23:46.924 Anything else on the subject? 23:47.584 --> 23:47.944 Move on. 23:48.804 --> 23:49.925 Oh, now we can move on. 23:50.625 --> 23:52.666 Yeah, so listen, we won this BPG award. 23:53.006 --> 23:59.308 The BPG is the Broadcasting Press Guild or the British Press Guild. 23:59.388 --> 24:04.731 It's made up of journalists who write about the media, and they have an award ceremony every year. 24:05.111 --> 24:07.171 It's quite an intimate affair, about 300 people there. 24:08.672 --> 24:09.052 Maybe. 24:09.372 --> 24:09.712 Fewer. 24:10.152 --> 24:10.752 Two hundred. 24:11.233 --> 24:12.153 At the Theatre Royal. 24:12.573 --> 24:13.273 Dory Lane. 24:13.613 --> 24:14.473 Dory Lane. 24:14.893 --> 24:15.853 It was very exciting. 24:16.253 --> 24:19.194 We were nominated with quite a high-powered field. 24:19.654 --> 24:20.034 Moyles. 24:20.334 --> 24:21.715 Chris Moyles, yeah. 24:21.735 --> 24:22.655 The News Quiz. 24:22.755 --> 24:23.375 Beyond Belief. 24:23.475 --> 24:24.855 A show called Beyond Belief. 24:24.895 --> 24:26.455 We thought we didn't have any chance of winning. 24:26.816 --> 24:27.416 But who knew? 24:27.436 --> 24:28.896 We won it. 24:29.196 --> 24:31.256 And we had to go up and make a speech and everything. 24:31.296 --> 24:32.557 There was a kind of a posh dinner. 24:32.937 --> 24:34.437 We hadn't really prepared anything. 24:34.537 --> 24:40.082 You know, because we, the only other award we've ever won in our lives was 10 years ago and it was an RTS award. 24:40.282 --> 24:41.383 I won some awards at school. 24:41.503 --> 24:41.884 Did you? 24:43.005 --> 24:46.268 You haven't won anything since though, have you for any of your solo outings? 24:46.288 --> 24:46.328 No. 24:46.368 --> 24:48.089 Goodness, I'd be absolutely outraged. 24:48.990 --> 24:56.457 But we won the RTS award years ago, 10 years ago for the Adam and Jo Show and at that award ceremony, you didn't even have to say anything. 24:56.497 --> 24:58.419 In fact, they asked you not to say anything on stage. 24:58.439 --> 25:03.682 She just went up, shook Carol Vorderman's hand, pinched her bottom and got your award and left the stage. 25:03.742 --> 25:09.305 It's very nerve wracking sitting there waiting for your turn to go up as I'm sure a lot of listeners will appreciate. 25:10.426 --> 25:15.369 You know, you listen to everybody else doing their speech and everyone else was very impressive. 25:18.030 --> 25:19.410 Well, first up was Andrew Marr. 25:19.470 --> 25:37.896 Andrew Marr, so Marr wins the first award and he comes up and he delivers like a little state of the nation address, all the state of the BBC and stuff, very pro-BBC but very balanced and you know exactly what you'd expect from Marr, but it was commanding stuff and me and Joe were thinking, no, we've got nothing in our locker. 25:38.896 --> 25:45.323 Because we knew we'd won by this time you see because they only invite the winners to the actual do we found out Yeah, we weren't communicating. 25:45.363 --> 25:47.586 We were sitting apart from each other with people between us. 25:47.626 --> 25:55.614 Yeah That was a ghost but we were both thinking the same thing and then the James Gordon is he called from Gavin and Stacy? 25:55.674 --> 26:00.900 Oh, yeah came up and the lady who plays Stacy and they made a very funny speech got everyone laughing Yeah 26:01.440 --> 26:02.962 We thought, man, we're in trouble. 26:03.162 --> 26:04.043 We're in big troublehogs. 26:04.484 --> 26:13.915 And then finally, it was our turn, and we were around about three quarters of the way through this ceremony, and maybe people were beginning to get a little bit tired and itchy, you know. 26:14.156 --> 26:15.617 And this is going somewhere, listeners. 26:15.637 --> 26:16.879 This isn't just a rambly anecdote. 26:17.239 --> 26:29.823 So, so we climb up on the stage, uh, to, to make our speech, but it was already, it was already shambolic because the guy, uh, the journalist who introduced us, uh, John from the media guardian, he got a bit nervous too. 26:29.843 --> 26:31.704 And he forgot to cue the clip. 26:31.724 --> 26:32.724 Do you know what I mean? 26:32.744 --> 26:36.246 Like they're supposed to play a little example of what we do before we go up on the stage. 26:36.846 --> 26:39.607 Uh, and they were playing a little clip of us talking about our Kate Nash songs. 26:39.647 --> 26:39.947 In fact, 26:41.048 --> 26:51.134 But they didn't play it, so we went up on the stage, as soon as we got to the stage, they started playing the clip, and then this photographer was sort of saying, could you stand over here so we can take a picture? 26:51.594 --> 26:54.116 So we were sort of flustered and... But it was alright. 26:54.336 --> 26:54.556 Yeah. 26:55.036 --> 26:58.359 And then we had to make our speeches, and you made me talk first. 26:59.099 --> 27:02.922 Well, no, I was thinking, so I said a few words just to put everyone at ease. 27:03.203 --> 27:04.163 What did you say? 27:04.444 --> 27:09.168 I do remember my crazy funny stuff about, oh, this is the big award of the day. 27:09.188 --> 27:13.391 That's the, you know, I was talking about the clip that they just heard. 27:13.471 --> 27:13.651 Right. 27:13.691 --> 27:17.575 Because it sounded like an embarrassing clip, you know, and most people in the room clearly have no clue. 27:17.615 --> 27:19.016 Don't know who we were, who we were. 27:19.156 --> 27:27.219 So to cut to the chase, the long and short of it is that we took a kind of comic angle of being overly self-aggrandising. 27:27.959 --> 27:28.820 Similar tactic. 27:29.400 --> 27:32.341 Well, you just said this is the big award of the night, right? 27:32.661 --> 27:34.742 Yeah, that was a total, obviously, a joke. 27:34.782 --> 27:35.342 Yes, exactly. 27:35.362 --> 27:36.283 I know what you're saying. 27:36.343 --> 27:37.263 We set the tone of... 27:37.583 --> 27:42.304 of no one knows who we are, so we'll kind of go the other way, as if we're amazing. 27:43.064 --> 27:46.205 Which is always a tricky policy, it hasn't stood Ricky Gervais very well. 27:46.245 --> 27:50.486 People get angry with him, whether you think he's talented or not, because he's constantly saying how brilliant he is. 27:50.586 --> 27:53.467 Obviously, ironically, some people don't get the joke. 27:53.807 --> 27:59.189 Anyway, we went down a similar misguided path, and I ended up saying, uh, now what did I say? 27:59.329 --> 28:00.369 Help me remember what I said. 28:00.529 --> 28:11.916 You said, uh, finally this award proves that our show is much, much better than Chris Miles and way better than the news quiz, and it proves categorically that our show is the best radio show in the world. 28:11.936 --> 28:15.758 This was after some comments that were clearly self-effacing, right? 28:15.978 --> 28:16.138 Mm-hmm. 28:16.419 --> 28:17.879 I didn't just come out and say that. 28:18.280 --> 28:19.520 I thanked a lot of people. 28:19.781 --> 28:19.981 Yeah. 28:20.201 --> 28:21.081 Very sincerely. 28:21.101 --> 28:21.322 Mm-hmm. 28:21.662 --> 28:22.602 Then what else did I say? 28:22.642 --> 28:23.743 There was something in between. 28:24.123 --> 28:26.124 We called some people evil, ironically. 28:26.144 --> 28:26.265 Yeah. 28:27.325 --> 28:30.147 Anyway, so we make this and it wasn't a big deal. 28:30.247 --> 28:31.007 Everyone laughed. 28:31.168 --> 28:32.708 The room seemed to understand. 28:33.149 --> 28:35.350 Oh, before I said that, I explained who we are. 28:35.390 --> 28:37.151 I said, look, no one in this room knows who we are. 28:37.231 --> 28:37.391 Right. 28:37.691 --> 28:39.452 So where Adam and Joe were on six music. 28:39.493 --> 28:40.773 I told them when the show goes out. 28:41.093 --> 28:44.916 So it was clearly coming from the angle that no one knows who we are. 28:44.996 --> 28:45.136 Yeah. 28:45.396 --> 28:50.479 I wasn't pretending we were, it was clearly being stupidly self-aggrandizing. 28:50.680 --> 29:00.106 However, however, we descend the stage, back to the table, there's only a couple more awards, the ceremony ends, Buxton heads to the loo. 29:00.606 --> 29:07.251 Buxton goes to his favourite room, which is the Lavi, and I go in there, and earlier in the evening, earlier in the afternoon, 29:07.771 --> 29:15.657 An award had been won by the Top Gear team, and they were there represented by Hammond, the hamster, and a couple of their producers there. 29:15.957 --> 29:19.419 Richard Hammond looking very like Mark Owen circa his Green Man album. 29:19.580 --> 29:21.441 His eyes just seemed to get bigger and bigger. 29:22.121 --> 29:22.582 Big hamster. 29:22.602 --> 29:26.725 Big necklace with wooden beads, a green tweed suit as if it was woven from moss. 29:26.925 --> 29:27.905 Touthed hair. 29:28.186 --> 29:28.446 Yeah. 29:28.766 --> 29:32.307 Anyway, so I go into the urinal and there's the hamster. 29:32.407 --> 29:34.688 There's two producers there from Top Gear as well. 29:34.708 --> 29:37.850 A couple of producers all looking like kind of angry, cool dads. 29:37.950 --> 29:41.691 They look like sort of cops from Life on Mars, most of the producers on. 29:41.751 --> 29:43.312 Very, obviously very confident. 29:43.332 --> 29:43.792 Top Gear. 29:44.252 --> 29:47.793 And in charge of the situation being a very, very popular and good show. 29:47.893 --> 29:48.954 I'm a big fan of Top Gear. 29:48.974 --> 29:49.234 You are. 29:49.254 --> 29:50.174 You're a Top Gear fan. 29:50.234 --> 29:51.015 I don't like Top Gear. 29:51.195 --> 29:52.815 Not anymore though. 29:52.835 --> 29:56.176 So I walk into the lab and the producer is saying to Hammond the hamster, 29:57.637 --> 30:01.841 Yes, so, yeah, you know, and they're kind of... So they're standing at the urinals. 30:01.881 --> 30:02.062 Yeah. 30:02.142 --> 30:04.484 This is a classic overheard at a urinal moment. 30:04.504 --> 30:04.664 Yeah. 30:04.844 --> 30:16.396 So I walk in and the producer is saying literally this, yes, you know, and they're sort of lording it over the competition and acting like they're really... And then he stops talking when I come in and Hammond looks over at me and goes, whoop, whoop, whoop. 30:17.498 --> 30:18.399 Makes that noise, right? 30:18.639 --> 30:21.220 And then says button it like that. 30:21.841 --> 30:27.164 So Adam's convinced and we're now convinced that they were talking about us, right? 30:27.364 --> 30:28.345 They didn't get the joke. 30:28.365 --> 30:32.387 They thought we were very arrogant and they thought, well, you know, who are those jerks? 30:32.607 --> 30:36.310 You know, rubbish in the competition where no one even knows who they are. 30:36.770 --> 30:41.552 And then when they saw me coming into the Lavi, they were like, ooh, no, we don't want to fight Buxton, because Buxton's tasty. 30:41.592 --> 30:42.892 He could easily take the hamster. 30:42.932 --> 30:43.292 Tasty. 30:43.753 --> 30:53.656 And, you know, I mean, I'm, I'm, I might've had a problem with the producer, but I could easily wallop to the hamster, but I wasn't absolutely sure they were talking about us. 30:54.657 --> 30:59.559 So, so I was thinking, I'm going to find this guy and I'm going to go up to him and front off on him. 30:59.939 --> 31:00.139 Yeah. 31:00.879 --> 31:10.264 Yeah, so the long and short of it is we're trying to create some kind of a feud with Top Gear, uh, in, you know, in a way that people create feuds with more famous people, just so that they can elevate themselves. 31:10.284 --> 31:21.290 I went back into the dining room and they'd split, because they knew that I was gonna have, they were frightened, Hammond was quaking, he didn't, you know, he's fragile anyway, he didn't wanna... How can Top Gear think we're arrogant? 31:22.331 --> 31:24.272 It just makes no sense, mathematically. 31:24.392 --> 31:26.433 There's no irony in the world of Top Gear. 31:26.653 --> 31:27.174 Music time. 31:27.434 --> 31:28.014 In that way. 31:28.815 --> 31:31.536 Now, here, we've got the top of our sweeper, is that right? 31:32.117 --> 31:35.659 Love a little bit of sweeping at the top of the hour, and that's followed by the strokes. 31:35.699 --> 31:36.560 Here on 6 Music. 31:40.022 --> 31:40.782 That's the strokes. 31:40.962 --> 31:41.403 That's the bit. 31:41.583 --> 31:46.366 We've had a text from Will in Southampton who says he laughed at my comment about my testicles. 31:46.906 --> 31:47.427 Did he get it? 31:47.447 --> 31:47.707 Yeah. 31:47.867 --> 31:48.467 So job done. 31:48.668 --> 31:50.389 It's like saving Private Ryan, you know? 31:50.429 --> 31:53.451 If just one person appreciates it, then it's worth it. 31:53.571 --> 31:55.293 If one chuckle is smuggled out. 31:55.333 --> 31:55.813 Thanks, Will. 31:56.314 --> 31:57.234 Thank you very much, Will. 31:57.414 --> 31:57.995 You and me, man. 31:58.535 --> 32:02.558 Um, so final word, we're not gonna say any more about the awards unless we hear from any, anyone. 32:02.719 --> 32:03.739 Unless we hear from Top Gear. 32:03.940 --> 32:04.340 Top Gear. 32:04.600 --> 32:07.783 There is a possibility that they were talking about something else. 32:07.823 --> 32:16.250 And awards ceremonies like that, where people in a particular industry are gathered with their peers and competitors, there's often quite a lot of inappropriate bitchy chat. 32:16.770 --> 32:19.052 Yeah, but why would they have stopped talking when I came? 32:19.072 --> 32:24.317 Because they're sensible men, they just don't want their intimate chit chat to be overheard by a stranger. 32:24.497 --> 32:25.318 Maybe, maybe. 32:25.818 --> 32:27.680 Perhaps I'm being oversensitive, but I'm pretty sure. 32:28.581 --> 32:30.463 They were just thinking, who are these guys? 32:31.224 --> 32:33.207 Who are these arrogant upstarts? 32:33.307 --> 32:34.469 Arrogant young tools. 32:35.089 --> 32:35.450 Maybe. 32:35.470 --> 32:36.491 How are we going to find out? 32:36.531 --> 32:38.754 Can we send an email to Top Gear? 32:39.793 --> 32:45.336 To one of their producers, if anybody involved in Top Gear is listening, we need to get somehow in touch with... Who was it? 32:45.416 --> 32:48.778 It was the hamster and... It was a silver-haired producer. 32:48.818 --> 32:50.099 Right, who was all dressed in black. 32:51.219 --> 32:52.640 He was a little frightening looking. 32:53.140 --> 32:54.321 An impressive man, talented. 32:54.801 --> 32:55.622 Powerful, clever. 32:55.922 --> 32:57.082 You love Top Gear? 32:57.202 --> 33:00.744 I do enjoy Top Gear, I don't like cars, but I like Top Gear. 33:00.784 --> 33:02.525 That's how much he loves Top Gear. 33:02.605 --> 33:04.726 He doesn't even like cars, and he loves Top Gear. 33:04.766 --> 33:06.167 It's like Blue Peter for grown-ups. 33:06.487 --> 33:07.288 I can't stand it. 33:07.968 --> 33:12.753 Uh, I love it, and I wanna speak to the producers and, uh, you know, figure out this feud. 33:13.054 --> 33:13.394 Yeah. 33:13.634 --> 33:18.720 Let's settle our differences and go for a big, long drive with some loud, thin Lizzie play. 33:20.121 --> 33:22.143 Now, we're gonna launch Text the Nation, I think. 33:22.283 --> 33:23.184 Uh, shall we launch it now? 33:23.244 --> 33:25.206 Let's launch the heck out of Text the Nation. 33:25.467 --> 33:25.807 Jungle? 33:25.987 --> 33:27.429 Is the jungle on standby? 33:27.809 --> 33:28.029 No. 33:28.169 --> 33:30.011 No, in any second now, you're gonna hear. 33:30.772 --> 33:33.595 one of the most superb jingles ever created. 33:33.635 --> 33:35.196 It's a, hey listen, it's a Wardwitting. 33:35.236 --> 33:36.657 It's an Wardwitting jingle, that's true. 33:36.697 --> 33:38.159 Wardwitting jingle, here we go. 33:39.800 --> 33:42.602 Text-a-nation, text, text, text, text-a-nation. 33:42.642 --> 33:43.643 What if I don't want to? 33:43.863 --> 33:44.604 Text-a-nation. 33:44.684 --> 33:46.586 But I'm using email, is that a problem? 33:46.626 --> 33:47.487 It doesn't matter, text! 33:49.861 --> 33:51.022 Yes, text the nation time. 33:51.162 --> 33:53.445 Listen very carefully as we explain the rules. 33:53.885 --> 33:55.467 Here's how text the nation works. 33:56.188 --> 33:58.210 Joe and myself talk about a thing. 33:58.730 --> 34:02.975 Then we ask you to send in your thoughts about the thing. 34:03.635 --> 34:04.396 You can do it. 34:04.777 --> 34:05.457 By text? 34:06.278 --> 34:15.902 or email, you can send a letter, a telegram, a fax, a singing telegram, or... If you're Yuri Geller, you can just think it. 34:16.062 --> 34:19.804 You can think it, you can do skywriting outside Central London. 34:19.844 --> 34:20.364 That's true. 34:20.584 --> 34:25.886 Anything like that, but I recommend text or email as a useful quick way of solving the problem. 34:26.126 --> 34:32.229 And today, we're asking you to send in your thoughts or anecdotes about self-surgery, which we were talking about a little bit earlier. 34:32.249 --> 34:34.450 We don't want anything too graphic, but, um... 34:35.350 --> 34:39.234 Every now and then, everyone in the world gets injured in some way. 34:39.275 --> 34:41.757 It could be a... or get something stuck in their body. 34:41.917 --> 34:49.366 Yeah, I mean, we were talking about self-surgery in films not so long ago, but we want actual instances of real stuff that you've done to yourself. 34:49.386 --> 34:50.527 Something you've had to pull out. 34:50.747 --> 34:54.371 We were talking about my ma tying a piece of string to my tooth. 34:55.052 --> 35:00.257 and tying the other end to the door handle and yanking it out that way when someone came into the room. 35:00.718 --> 35:01.939 What other kind of things have you done? 35:02.039 --> 35:05.022 And Joe was mentioning, of course, that you can have a lot of fun. 35:05.082 --> 35:07.684 Things can get out of hand sometimes when removing a splinter. 35:07.744 --> 35:17.374 Well, when you get a splinter and it's gone a little too far in, a bit too deep, and it looks as if the top's popping out and is easily graspable with some tweezers, 35:17.854 --> 35:19.356 But it just evades the tweezers. 35:19.376 --> 35:19.876 Do you know what I mean? 35:19.896 --> 35:20.456 It's never there. 35:20.497 --> 35:23.579 It's like there's a translucent layer of skin that you can't actually see. 35:24.220 --> 35:26.181 So you start picking away at the skin. 35:26.622 --> 35:28.243 Or maybe you don't even have tweezers. 35:28.543 --> 35:28.844 Right. 35:28.944 --> 35:31.666 Because my ma used to go at my foot with a needle. 35:31.986 --> 35:32.326 Really? 35:32.347 --> 35:32.907 Did you ever get that? 35:33.568 --> 35:35.349 Yeah, I often have a go at things with needles. 35:35.449 --> 35:37.131 Digging around with some needles. 35:37.891 --> 35:39.052 Let's not get into spots. 35:39.092 --> 35:40.412 Spots with a needle. 35:40.432 --> 35:42.113 What kind of spots are you getting? 35:42.353 --> 35:46.434 Ones with, ones with, you know, bubels on them. 35:46.494 --> 35:51.216 This isn't recently, but when I was a teenager, I'd go at my pustulant bubels. 35:51.356 --> 35:53.077 That is bad when they're disinfected. 35:53.177 --> 35:54.657 I used to run them under the hot tap like first. 35:54.697 --> 35:55.138 Did you? 35:55.398 --> 35:56.218 Very good, well done. 35:56.318 --> 35:58.519 You still, you get scars though, man. 35:58.579 --> 36:00.400 If you do that to your spots, you get scars. 36:00.440 --> 36:00.960 See any scars? 36:01.480 --> 36:01.820 Couple. 36:02.701 --> 36:02.961 Do you? 36:03.241 --> 36:04.001 No, not really. 36:04.521 --> 36:12.605 But back to the splinter and you end up gouging a massive hole in your finger and the splinter still doesn't seem to be anywhere near the surface. 36:13.245 --> 36:14.445 That's what we're talking about. 36:14.565 --> 36:15.406 Self-surgery. 36:15.746 --> 36:20.708 Think of the moment in the film First Blood when Sylvester Stallone rips his shoulder open. 36:22.438 --> 36:26.161 And he has to sew it together with like a twig and a piece of fine or something. 36:26.782 --> 36:32.667 That's one of the classic moments in the movies, but we want real life moments when you've had to perform self-surgery. 36:32.727 --> 36:37.271 There must be some kind of show on a digital channel called Real Self-Surgery. 36:37.792 --> 36:40.494 And if there isn't, come on, please can we have one? 36:40.534 --> 36:46.520 It would be a delight to watch and hear the anecdotes of the people involved in self-surgery when self-surgery goes wrong. 36:47.020 --> 36:49.122 would be another way of looking at it. 36:49.422 --> 36:52.044 And that's what we'd like to hear from you for Text the Nation today. 36:52.304 --> 36:55.866 We'll read out some of your texts very shortly, but right now here's some more music. 36:56.246 --> 36:57.207 This is the coop. 36:57.227 --> 36:57.707 Excuse me? 36:57.727 --> 36:58.808 Yes, Joe Cornish, what do you want? 36:58.828 --> 37:00.729 I'd like to remind the listeners of the text number. 37:00.770 --> 37:01.450 That's a good idea. 37:01.470 --> 37:01.450 64046. 37:01.490 --> 37:01.450 64046. 37:01.510 --> 37:03.952 64046. 37:01.730 --> 37:03.952 What's the best way to say it? 37:03.972 --> 37:05.313 64046 is quite good, I like that. 64046. 37:14.759 --> 37:15.820 Although, it might be confusing. 37:15.840 --> 37:17.482 6-4-0-4-6, how about that? 37:17.802 --> 37:18.042 Yeah. 37:18.162 --> 37:24.628 Or you can email us AdamandJoe.6music at bbc.co.uk. 37:25.629 --> 37:28.211 Here's the Kooks with always where I need to be. 37:28.812 --> 37:33.436 The Kooks, they're a band that stir up strong feelings in people. 37:33.736 --> 37:34.017 Really? 37:34.077 --> 37:34.777 They're from Brighton. 37:35.498 --> 37:37.939 And some people get very angry about the Kooks, you know? 37:37.999 --> 37:39.160 I don't really understand why. 37:39.220 --> 37:41.141 It seems to me they're a pretty inoffensive band. 37:41.341 --> 37:42.582 I feel utterly dispassionate. 37:42.882 --> 37:43.162 Are you? 37:43.222 --> 37:44.103 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 37:44.123 --> 37:44.423 Nothing. 37:44.583 --> 37:45.263 Nothing flatlining. 37:45.283 --> 37:46.624 I feel nothing about the Kooks. 37:46.664 --> 37:47.745 No sensations at all. 37:47.965 --> 37:49.506 Some people get furious about them. 37:49.526 --> 37:49.886 Do you know? 37:50.386 --> 37:50.626 Why? 37:50.646 --> 37:51.727 I don't know! 37:51.747 --> 37:53.428 I mean, they sort of say, oh, the Kooks! 37:53.628 --> 37:54.949 I hate the Kooks! 37:55.509 --> 38:00.332 You know, I mean, there's a lot of people who absolutely love the kooks, but some people, you know, it's as if they're really controversial. 38:00.652 --> 38:00.932 What is it? 38:00.952 --> 38:01.592 What's the deal? 38:01.672 --> 38:03.413 Is the guy just very goby or what? 38:03.833 --> 38:05.314 I'm asking Claire, our producer. 38:05.354 --> 38:09.536 I think what they do is they get the address of everyone who buys the records. 38:09.956 --> 38:13.078 They trace the information back using hacking techniques. 38:13.518 --> 38:19.501 Then they just throw stuff at the houses and harangue, you know, the relatives of people who've bought the record. 38:19.601 --> 38:20.302 Oh, the kooks! 38:20.882 --> 38:21.082 Coops. 38:21.102 --> 38:24.223 You know, they just go round and fuss around their fans' houses. 38:24.463 --> 38:24.683 Yeah. 38:24.803 --> 38:27.324 What they band actually do is kick over their bins. 38:27.584 --> 38:28.284 Kick over their coops. 38:28.304 --> 38:29.384 That's how rock and roll they are. 38:29.404 --> 38:29.844 Right. 38:29.864 --> 38:32.805 You know, if you're gonna buy coops, you buy into the whole coops thing. 38:32.945 --> 38:33.265 Yeah. 38:33.365 --> 38:35.086 They throw eggs at you on your way to work. 38:35.146 --> 38:36.206 I didn't realise any of this. 38:36.446 --> 38:37.486 In a big coops band. 38:37.526 --> 38:37.906 They do. 38:38.266 --> 38:39.087 In the coopmobile. 38:39.127 --> 38:39.427 Yeah. 38:40.067 --> 38:42.227 They just chuck rotten eggs and stuff. 38:42.327 --> 38:42.908 That sort of thing. 38:44.668 --> 38:45.869 Yeah, I think that's why. 38:45.889 --> 38:47.469 In the coopmobile. 38:47.489 --> 38:49.110 There you go, that's interesting. 38:49.690 --> 38:51.451 Now, we're in the midst of textination. 38:51.591 --> 38:53.632 Are we in a position to read any of our listeners? 38:53.652 --> 38:54.873 No, not yet. 38:54.893 --> 39:06.658 We're going to prevaricate, but just to remind you, if you've just tuned in, textination is about self-surgery, moments when you've had little injuries or things stuck in your body, and you've basically had to become an amateur surgeon or doctor on yourself. 39:08.299 --> 39:10.500 But before we get to that, here's a free play. 39:10.520 --> 39:11.160 Here's a free play. 39:11.240 --> 39:13.141 This is from Captain Beefheart. 39:13.721 --> 39:14.662 Do you like Captain Beefheart, Joe? 39:14.682 --> 39:16.024 Have you got any Beefheart in your locker? 39:16.544 --> 39:16.744 No. 39:17.205 --> 39:20.488 You know, everyone should have a little bit of Beefheart. 39:20.548 --> 39:21.189 He's not hot. 39:22.210 --> 39:24.532 You know, lots of people love the heart monster. 39:25.273 --> 39:27.015 Mighty Boosh, they're big Beefheart fans. 39:27.055 --> 39:32.100 I mean, you know, obviously, that's just one of many thousands of people who love Beefheart. 39:32.380 --> 39:35.884 This is from his album, The Spotlight Kid, or is it... 39:37.245 --> 39:38.687 Oh, I'm not sure which one it is. 39:38.967 --> 39:39.668 It's Clear Spot. 39:39.688 --> 39:40.750 Yeah, yeah, yeah, which came out in 1972. 39:40.850 --> 39:42.852 It's a lovely song. 39:43.273 --> 39:46.077 It's called My Head is My Only House Unless It Rains. 39:46.177 --> 39:46.597 Enjoy! 39:46.617 --> 39:48.079 That's good, that, innit? 39:49.437 --> 39:49.957 Yes, it is. 39:49.977 --> 39:52.478 The police with walking on the moon. 39:52.518 --> 39:53.779 Sting, he has a hard time. 39:53.959 --> 39:59.081 People tease him for being a sort of an eco-warrior, even though he was very ahead of the game with that business. 39:59.121 --> 40:00.461 No one teases him any more for that. 40:00.662 --> 40:02.682 They tease him for having tantric sex. 40:03.263 --> 40:08.585 They used to tease him for, like, bringing tribespeople on from the Red Forest. 40:08.625 --> 40:10.986 Didn't he bring a tribesperson onto Wogan or something? 40:11.046 --> 40:11.666 He did, yeah, he did. 40:11.906 --> 40:15.168 He's, yeah, in a sort of Marlon Brando when he was accepting his Oscar. 40:15.208 --> 40:19.310 And the chap had a big wooden plate in his lip there, in his lower lip. 40:19.850 --> 40:21.111 People didn't know how to respond. 40:21.131 --> 40:22.211 He all didn't know what to do. 40:22.331 --> 40:23.512 Wogan looked flummoxed. 40:24.392 --> 40:25.693 Sting was a laughingstock. 40:26.313 --> 40:28.775 But now he's been rehabilitated, really. 40:28.975 --> 40:31.076 People don't tease him anymore because they realize... Thanks to Al Gore. 40:31.656 --> 40:32.537 Thanks to Al Gore. 40:32.557 --> 40:33.838 Thanks to the planet catching up with him. 40:34.118 --> 40:34.599 Exactly. 40:35.400 --> 40:37.101 The planet going just as bad as he expected. 40:37.422 --> 40:40.504 Listen, Text the Nation this week is all about self-surgery. 40:40.584 --> 40:43.968 I'm just going to read a couple of these out just to get things going. 40:44.028 --> 40:45.449 The text number is 64046. 40:46.510 --> 40:49.353 Here's a particularly nasty sounding one from Nick. 40:49.693 --> 40:50.153 Are you ready? 40:50.253 --> 40:50.414 Yeah. 40:51.926 --> 40:58.948 When I got a blood blister under my fingernail, I decided to drill through the nail to release the pressure and ease the breath. 40:59.008 --> 41:01.209 What the hell are you thinking? 41:01.229 --> 41:02.329 Do you want me to continue? 41:02.369 --> 41:02.769 Yes. 41:02.889 --> 41:09.831 I must have pushed too hard on the drill because I accidentally drilled quite far into my finger. 41:10.091 --> 41:17.273 The pain was so great that I quickly pulled my hand away and snapped the drill bit off in my finger. 41:17.333 --> 41:17.933 Is this real? 41:17.973 --> 41:18.613 I don't believe that. 41:18.633 --> 41:19.694 I don't recommend doing it. 41:19.814 --> 41:20.334 I believe it. 41:20.914 --> 41:23.957 Snap the drill bit who would use a drill to do that anyway? 41:24.457 --> 41:31.944 She's you'd have to be very very handy with the drill to control the depth to which it drill He's not using a big fat drill though. 41:31.964 --> 41:41.613 I imagine he's using one of those little more slightly more precision handheld thingies, you know There's one that starts off from someone in Australia. 41:41.653 --> 41:46.217 It's anonymous It says my friend Tom Briggs got a tick in his todger and 41:47.047 --> 41:48.289 Camping in Australia. 41:49.370 --> 41:51.191 My friend Tom Briggs got a tick in his todger. 41:52.332 --> 41:53.173 Got a tick in the tod. 41:53.193 --> 41:54.414 You got a tick in your tod, mate. 41:54.474 --> 41:54.975 Hey, mate. 41:55.295 --> 41:56.857 I'm having trouble doing the wee wee. 41:57.417 --> 41:58.558 You must have a tick in your tod. 41:58.578 --> 41:59.719 Probably got a tick in the tod, mate. 41:59.739 --> 42:01.101 There he is, cheeky little fella. 42:01.161 --> 42:02.282 You should burn it off, mate. 42:05.184 --> 42:07.225 So anyway, that's just a couple to get you going. 42:07.345 --> 42:08.065 What's happening now? 42:08.105 --> 42:09.366 Do we are we having another record? 42:09.746 --> 42:17.989 Yeah, so keep them coming in your self-surgery you can make them more realistic Let's have a look. 42:18.509 --> 42:18.749 Sorry. 42:18.789 --> 42:19.549 I've kind of lost it. 42:19.589 --> 42:24.171 Let's leave that as a cliffhanger We'll resolve the tick in the touch after the half hour 42:24.491 --> 42:28.193 There you go, that's the enjoyably addled sound of the Happy Mondays with Lazy Itis. 42:28.213 --> 42:30.355 This is Adam and Jo here on PBC6 Music. 42:30.815 --> 42:33.757 Breaking news, we've just had an email from the producer of Top Gear. 42:33.877 --> 42:38.860 Stay tuned to hear about that, but now here's the real news with Harvey Cooke and the music news read by Louise Holland. 42:39.001 --> 42:45.125 That's the Mombats with Backfire at the Disco, released on the 21st of April on 14th Floor Records. 42:45.925 --> 42:46.966 They're a Liverpool band. 42:47.266 --> 42:51.749 Their names are Matthew Murphy, Dan Haggis and Tord Iverland Knudsen. 42:53.030 --> 42:53.951 Just to round things off. 42:53.971 --> 42:56.372 This is Adam and Jo on BBC 6 Music. 42:56.432 --> 42:57.453 Happy Saturday morning. 42:58.193 --> 43:00.155 We hope you're having a great weekend so far. 43:00.535 --> 43:01.396 It's gonna be wicked. 43:01.456 --> 43:02.216 We guarantee it. 43:02.577 --> 43:03.617 What's the weather gonna be like? 43:03.857 --> 43:04.398 Cold snap. 43:04.618 --> 43:05.198 Winter's back. 43:05.398 --> 43:06.099 Oh no. 43:06.279 --> 43:07.740 I thought the summer had started yesterday. 43:07.760 --> 43:08.901 I was getting my shorts out. 43:09.221 --> 43:09.561 Really? 43:09.641 --> 43:10.382 Yeah, boy. 43:10.642 --> 43:12.064 When I got home, yes, I cycled home. 43:12.104 --> 43:13.185 It was really warm. 43:13.205 --> 43:15.427 I was very unseasonably mild. 43:15.587 --> 43:18.309 By the time I got back, I thought, I'm going to get my shorts out. 43:18.529 --> 43:21.252 So I wandered around in my shorts for the rest of the afternoon. 43:21.612 --> 43:25.896 And then this morning I woke up, I thought, I'm going to cycle to the radio in shorts. 43:26.476 --> 43:30.320 And then as soon as I stepped out of the door, I knew that was a bad idea because of the snap. 43:31.232 --> 43:32.492 So we're in the middle of Texanation. 43:32.532 --> 43:33.412 That was great, by the way. 43:33.432 --> 43:34.153 It was really good. 43:34.853 --> 43:41.514 In the middle of Texanation and the subject today is self-surgery and some really pretty revolting stuffs coming in. 43:41.834 --> 43:43.154 But I guess that was the idea. 43:44.034 --> 43:45.735 Some of this is a bit too extreme though. 43:45.755 --> 43:47.295 We're looking for sort of fun things. 43:47.815 --> 43:49.955 You know, the lighter side of self-surgery. 43:49.975 --> 43:53.276 Give us the most extreme one that you can actually read out. 43:53.776 --> 43:54.096 Okay. 43:54.276 --> 43:56.857 I used a razor to shave off a spot on my face. 43:57.117 --> 43:58.837 Alas, it was a hema... 43:59.877 --> 44:04.141 Gnoima a benign tumor with its own blood vessel it bled for three hours. 44:04.462 --> 44:12.029 I had to have a proper operation Jimmy Yeah, you asked for it There's lots of good ones. 44:12.149 --> 44:21.718 My dad used his car keys to remove our splinters It was a killer and he was so bad at cutting toenails I was scared of the task into my 20s says Andy on the whirl. 44:21.978 --> 44:23.780 That's very true parents are 44:24.120 --> 44:25.561 toenail cutting styles. 44:26.082 --> 44:32.826 When you're a kid and toes like to nestle together and curl up, they don't like to be separated and tugged around, but your mum and dad would do that. 44:33.246 --> 44:38.250 And then some mums and dads would follow the curve, the arc of the toenail very gracefully. 44:38.610 --> 44:45.334 But then you'd have a problem at the extreme end of the toenail, like how deep into your cuticle, do you have a cuticle on your toe? 44:45.354 --> 44:45.554 Yeah. 44:45.735 --> 44:47.115 Like how deep would they go? 44:47.696 --> 44:48.877 Or other parents would just ha! 44:49.577 --> 44:56.740 the top off, then hack the side off, you know, short back and sides, hack the top off, bung bung, like a, you know, like half of a hexagon or something. 44:56.780 --> 44:57.260 Exactly. 44:57.300 --> 44:57.540 Yeah. 44:58.480 --> 44:59.221 Oh, tough stuff. 44:59.321 --> 45:06.443 But I mean, now that I'm a parent myself, and I have to occasionally perform surgery on them when they get splinters. 45:07.163 --> 45:11.265 It's funny being on the other side, because it's sort of enjoyable, you know, it's nice to do a 45:11.345 --> 45:12.766 Well, you can't feel the pain. 45:13.126 --> 45:14.007 Yes, that's true. 45:14.067 --> 45:17.350 So it brings out your psychopathic, your sociopathic tendencies. 45:17.370 --> 45:25.315 But obviously, as a parent, you're keen to inflict as little pain as possible on the children, unless you really loathe them, in which case you shouldn't really have them. 45:25.616 --> 45:32.781 But, you know, you take a pride in how precise you can be with the needle and how, because they freak out. 45:32.861 --> 45:36.364 As soon as they've got a splinter and you get their scalpel out, they're like, 45:38.886 --> 45:39.707 Hey, don't worry. 45:39.907 --> 45:40.908 It's dr. Buckles. 45:41.468 --> 45:42.109 I'm the king. 45:42.309 --> 45:57.402 I'm like a top surgeon I will have this thing out in a chiffy and you do all like distraction and stuff But then they start thrashing around and you just have to hold them down because if they're thrashing around dr Buckles can't get you're gonna be arrested good purchase program going 45:58.624 --> 45:59.004 Oh, wow. 46:13.260 --> 46:14.681 growing hair on your neck. 46:15.241 --> 46:16.302 That is grotesque. 46:16.582 --> 46:19.944 Presumably it was right in the front otherwise it would have been a mirror job. 46:19.984 --> 46:25.487 That's even worse though when you start doing self surgery with a mirror you're in a whole big pile of trouble. 46:26.007 --> 46:30.410 Matthew says I once removed a verruca with a Lego brick as a child. 46:31.030 --> 46:37.093 That's just a nice sweet combination of an innocent plaything and a horrible diseased growth. 46:37.373 --> 46:38.314 That's not a good idea, though. 46:38.334 --> 46:40.034 What kind of Lego brick would happen? 46:40.094 --> 46:42.175 I assume the pointy edge of one of those bricks. 46:42.375 --> 46:44.076 Yeah, but you've not got any precision with those. 46:44.096 --> 46:49.239 Yeah, but sometimes, and this happens with spots a lot, you have to use what comes to hand, don't you? 46:49.459 --> 46:49.659 Lego? 46:49.679 --> 46:53.241 You don't necessarily have the correct implements, so you have to improvise. 46:53.561 --> 46:55.362 You had me the red block. 46:56.162 --> 46:56.822 Doctor. 46:56.982 --> 46:57.443 Doctor. 46:58.063 --> 46:59.283 I'm going in with the... 47:01.420 --> 47:22.183 uh nice here's Matt in Bristol he says I was pretending to be an alien with a circular tv aerial on my head something Adam and I can relate to it slipped and got stuck in my eye caught by my lower eyelid my mum and stepdad had to spend 10 minutes trying to remove it without damaging my eye they did 47:24.244 --> 47:25.505 They must be flipping out. 47:25.525 --> 47:28.669 That's Louis BenoƮt style, you know, eye stuff. 47:28.889 --> 47:31.132 Chien Andalou, there type thing. 47:31.232 --> 47:32.874 Yes, nasty business. 47:32.894 --> 47:33.835 That is appalling. 47:34.355 --> 47:36.338 Shall we have some more of these off to the next bit of music? 47:36.558 --> 47:37.399 Yeah, keep them coming in. 47:37.419 --> 47:38.901 The text number is 64046. 47:39.501 --> 47:40.482 Keep them light though. 47:40.502 --> 47:42.885 If you've actually had to go to hospital, I don't think it counts. 47:43.766 --> 47:45.046 Here's Rufus. 47:45.146 --> 47:47.167 Rufus and Chaka Khan with Ain't Nobody. 47:49.348 --> 47:52.389 Rufus and Chaka Khan with Ain't Nobody. 47:52.709 --> 47:54.949 This is Adam and John BBC Six Music. 47:55.069 --> 47:59.091 We were just discussing the fact that it's a nice song, Ain't Nobody there. 47:59.111 --> 48:00.851 It's a disco classic really, isn't it? 48:00.911 --> 48:05.412 But to me, you know, that sounds very similar to Whitney Houston. 48:05.833 --> 48:08.113 Yeah, I want to dance with somebody, that kind of thing, you know? 48:08.213 --> 48:10.614 There's Claire shaking her head there, Claire's filling in for 48:10.674 --> 48:12.355 I think the production style is very different. 48:12.415 --> 48:19.837 I'd agree that the sort of song structure is not dissimilar, but then Whitney Houston's song was probably inspired by Rivers and Shaka Khan. 48:19.857 --> 48:21.777 You know, that's a Stone Cold classic. 48:22.278 --> 48:25.339 Yeah, but so yeah, I wanna dance with somebody. 48:25.499 --> 48:26.419 True, we'll play that next week. 48:26.439 --> 48:26.899 I wanna feel the heat. 48:26.919 --> 48:28.600 You can have that as a free play next week. 48:30.340 --> 48:30.901 I like that one. 48:30.941 --> 48:33.583 That's one of those songs that reminds me of being on a good holiday, you know? 48:33.623 --> 48:34.904 I was the right age when that came out. 48:35.184 --> 48:39.087 Dancing around on the disco floor, on my own with no girls. 48:40.268 --> 48:42.029 That was good. 48:42.089 --> 48:46.152 Now listen, folks, we got an email from the producer of Top Gear. 48:46.212 --> 48:47.253 Is he the producer? 48:47.273 --> 48:50.235 Because I thought the guy that was in the urinal was the producer. 48:50.416 --> 48:53.118 Well, let's just bring people up to speed if they've just tuned in. 48:53.158 --> 48:57.961 We won an... Very briefly, we won an award the other day and Top Gear also won an award at the same ceremony and... 48:59.022 --> 49:01.404 We made a sort of humorously arrogant speech. 49:01.604 --> 49:03.385 I made a humorously arrogant speech. 49:04.466 --> 49:12.891 Everyone in the room seemed to get it, but then when Adam went to the loo, he walked in on Richard Hammond and the producer of Top Gear discussing our acceptance speech. 49:13.032 --> 49:14.553 Apparently discussing our acceptance speech. 49:14.573 --> 49:18.355 Apparently discussing, we can't be entirely sure, but what Adam overheard was this. 49:19.196 --> 49:25.100 He basically, I went into the urinal and the producer was saying, yeah, you know, and they're just like, rubbishing the competition as if they were some like, 49:25.720 --> 49:28.581 And then he stopped and Hammond went, ooh, ooh, as I walked in. 49:28.601 --> 49:31.843 Every time you tell the story, the quote gets smaller and smaller. 49:31.963 --> 49:33.984 No, it was only one line, but it was enough. 49:34.004 --> 49:34.264 Really? 49:34.504 --> 49:39.347 And that in tandem with him saying, ooh, ooh, when I came in and then saying button nipped. 49:39.647 --> 49:47.371 So we're convinced that the producer and presenter of Top Gear think we're arrogant, which coming from them, I'm not saying they're arrogant, but I am. 49:47.391 --> 49:49.392 If you get that difference. 49:49.412 --> 49:49.692 Brilliant. 49:50.132 --> 50:16.521 uh no but in a good way they deserve to be uh you know we're trying to get a feud going here and it's working because here's an email from the producer of Top Gear Patrick Doyle and i quote now listen up you two let's get this thing straight i'd better read this in a more sort of aggressive top gear style yeah yeah yeah now listen up you two let's get this thing straight my name's pat doyle i'm the serious producer on top gear the doiler the dole my dole the doilet flush your doilet 50:17.381 --> 50:23.569 I wasn't at the awards yesterday, brackets, we've won so many already I couldn't be bothered to go along to yet another one, closed brackets. 50:24.470 --> 50:30.298 However, the grey-haired bloke you saw chatting with Hammond would have been Andy Wilman, the executive producer. 50:30.818 --> 50:34.583 He's the big boss of Top Gear and his word is law, capitals. 50:35.848 --> 50:39.471 So, if you thought your speech was out of order, then it was out of order. 50:40.011 --> 50:43.533 Up to now, we've had no beef with your little show, but you're on our radar now. 50:43.813 --> 50:45.995 Back off, Adam and Joe, or get ready to rumble. 50:46.175 --> 50:46.735 There you go. 50:47.336 --> 50:49.677 Wow, he's like citing Ant and Dec there. 50:49.697 --> 50:50.218 Yeah. 50:50.298 --> 50:51.218 As a throw down. 50:51.519 --> 50:52.499 That's tough talk. 50:52.579 --> 50:57.763 I should say that I have actually, I think I've met Pat before, and he's very nice, and he sounds like- Hey. 50:57.783 --> 51:01.205 He sounds nothing like the guy that you def- I've deflated your email. 51:01.225 --> 51:02.866 You've utterly deflated Pat. 51:02.966 --> 51:04.968 Trix, brilliant, uh, posturing. 51:05.928 --> 51:09.250 and our whole dramatic panto-style build-up of the feud. 51:09.350 --> 51:11.411 It's the big British castle for the sake of balance. 51:11.431 --> 51:11.871 That's true. 51:11.911 --> 51:12.631 We have to be honest. 51:12.692 --> 51:22.116 I have to point out, we'd like to remind you that this feud with Top Gear is a charade and merely created as entertainment to draw you into a kind of... It's not what Pat wasn't there. 51:22.136 --> 51:22.997 He doesn't know. 51:23.037 --> 51:23.517 He doesn't know. 51:23.557 --> 51:24.197 He's going to find out. 51:24.397 --> 51:31.621 Patrick, if you're still listening, we'd very much like you to speak to the hamster and also Mr. Black Smock. 51:31.641 --> 51:32.621 Well, what's it called? 51:32.702 --> 51:33.302 Andy Millman. 51:33.342 --> 51:35.483 He's got the same name as the guy on X-Men. 51:35.803 --> 51:36.484 Yeah, there you go. 51:36.584 --> 51:37.345 Andy Wilman. 51:37.465 --> 51:38.146 Andy Wilman. 51:38.826 --> 51:45.874 We'd like you to speak to them and just find out what they were talking about in the bog, whether it pertain to us and get back to us. 51:45.914 --> 51:46.695 That would be brilliant. 51:46.735 --> 51:47.856 We'd be really grateful. 51:48.036 --> 51:50.939 And, you know, we'd be especially grateful if Adam was right. 51:51.120 --> 51:52.141 And there was a feud. 51:52.721 --> 51:53.662 Oh, that would be wicked. 51:54.022 --> 51:56.283 And then I'm prepared to fight the hamster. 51:56.303 --> 51:59.084 I'm not so... Wow, you're courageous. 51:59.104 --> 52:00.005 You're a big man. 52:01.446 --> 52:02.366 They look frightening. 52:02.706 --> 52:03.807 Now, here's a free play. 52:03.827 --> 52:04.887 This is Joe's Choice. 52:05.148 --> 52:05.748 Yeah, what is it? 52:05.848 --> 52:08.809 Oh, this is a British funk band from the 70s. 52:08.829 --> 52:13.012 They're called... And as usual, we don't really know how... I don't think anyone knows how to pronounce their name. 52:13.092 --> 52:15.733 Simandi Jimande Simon. 52:16.153 --> 52:17.414 This is called Brothers on the Slide. 52:20.204 --> 52:24.408 Still listening to, with brothers on the slide, could people hear me for the beginning of that sentence? 52:24.908 --> 52:25.108 No. 52:25.909 --> 52:29.151 This is C. Mandy with brothers on the slide, pronouncing that wrong probably. 52:29.171 --> 52:31.873 How do you think you pronounce this band, Adam? 52:32.234 --> 52:32.814 C-Mandy. 52:32.874 --> 52:33.955 C-Y-M-A-N-D-E. 52:34.135 --> 52:36.577 Yeah, I wonder what it means. 52:36.597 --> 52:37.518 It must mean something. 52:37.758 --> 52:38.458 I don't think it does. 52:38.478 --> 52:39.719 It can't be a proper name there. 52:39.860 --> 52:42.101 No, I don't think it means anything. 52:42.261 --> 52:44.923 I mean, it probably does, but it's more convenient if it doesn't. 52:45.324 --> 52:46.245 It makes us seem clever. 52:46.305 --> 52:47.866 Or maybe it's some kind of acronym, I don't know. 52:48.326 --> 52:49.948 I'll do some research during the next track. 52:50.388 --> 52:52.450 Listen, do keep those self-surgery texts coming in. 52:52.470 --> 52:56.194 We've got loads of fantastic ones and we'll be catching up with those any second. 52:57.335 --> 52:58.096 Can we do them now? 52:58.276 --> 52:59.077 Let's have a few now. 52:59.157 --> 52:59.898 Let's have a few now. 52:59.998 --> 53:01.159 Okay, here we go, here we go. 53:01.219 --> 53:09.288 Now, we should make it clear, this being the big British castle, that in no way do we encourage or condone you to attempt to mutilate or self-surgerise your body. 53:09.728 --> 53:13.530 No, we- This is not some kind of Johnny Knoxville jackass- Jackass? 53:13.630 --> 53:14.190 Jackass? 53:14.290 --> 53:14.730 Jackass? 53:14.850 --> 53:16.411 That's the correct way to pronounce it. 53:16.511 --> 53:18.712 I just- I sort of swallowed midway through talking. 53:18.732 --> 53:20.313 It's not how I really talk. 53:20.652 --> 53:21.433 Come on, Ray. 53:21.533 --> 53:23.434 It's not some Jackass-style thing. 53:24.155 --> 53:25.216 So don't do any of these things. 53:25.236 --> 53:25.776 Don't copy them. 53:25.957 --> 53:26.777 No, absolutely not. 53:26.817 --> 53:30.480 If you've got any problems there, any ingrowing hairs... See a doctor or talk to your parents. 53:30.520 --> 53:32.162 Talk to someone who knows what they're talking about. 53:32.302 --> 53:33.503 Give Dr. Buckles a call. 53:33.643 --> 53:33.943 Alright. 53:34.384 --> 53:36.065 I'll be over with my surgery bag. 53:36.405 --> 53:37.406 Okay. 53:37.847 --> 53:38.447 Here we go. 53:38.627 --> 53:43.812 Here is one from Milo, who is suggesting that a good way to get rid of a wobbly tooth is, of course, a Jersey toffee. 53:44.272 --> 53:45.153 What's a jersey toffee? 53:45.233 --> 53:47.314 It's just a toffee, a very thick, chewy toffee. 53:47.754 --> 53:47.835 Oh. 53:47.915 --> 53:52.378 And that's a very common thing when you're a kid to be chewing a toffee and for a tooth to pop out. 53:52.458 --> 53:58.802 I don't like the idea of chewing the toffee and kind of ramming the root of the jagged root of the tooth back into the gum in that way. 53:58.902 --> 54:12.832 Your tooth coming out is a very important stage in development and in dream psychology, when you dream about losing your tooth, you know, sometimes that memory of not having a tooth anymore of it dropping out can pop back into your head when you're in your, you know, when you're very grown up. 54:12.932 --> 54:17.873 Well, they say if you dream about losing teeth, it's also an indication that you might have gum disease. 54:18.413 --> 54:18.713 Really? 54:18.913 --> 54:19.053 Yeah. 54:19.093 --> 54:19.774 Who says that? 54:20.054 --> 54:20.894 Some people do. 54:20.914 --> 54:21.854 Because your teeth are hurting. 54:22.094 --> 54:22.654 Yeah, exactly. 54:22.714 --> 54:22.994 Yeah. 54:23.154 --> 54:23.955 I guess that's possible. 54:25.215 --> 54:26.735 So that's from Milo, that one. 54:26.755 --> 54:27.836 Thank you very much, Milo. 54:28.176 --> 54:29.896 Here is one from Daniel in Blackpool. 54:29.936 --> 54:33.197 My girlfriend pulled a fish bone out of her own tonsil with tweezers. 54:33.817 --> 54:55.812 out of her tonsil fish bone out of tonsil with tweezers she wants to remain anonymous how did she get back there with the tweezers this is the joy of texts you don't know any of the surrounding information flipping heck tucker oh wow that's unbelievable out of her tonsil surely she would have had the tonsil removed thereafter is that it all we've got time for 54:57.154 --> 54:57.615 One more. 54:57.695 --> 54:59.976 Wow, we're being ruled with a rod of iron this morning. 55:01.217 --> 55:07.823 John in Elephant and Castle says, I once glued my finger together with super glue when I fell out of a tree and sliced it open on a branch. 55:08.403 --> 55:09.504 Mum was not happy. 55:10.125 --> 55:10.445 Mum. 55:11.005 --> 55:11.586 So what did he do? 55:11.606 --> 55:12.847 He glued his fingers together. 55:12.887 --> 55:15.129 He used super glue as a kind of surgical glue. 55:15.149 --> 55:15.589 Yeah. 55:15.909 --> 55:17.951 Which is a really bad idea. 55:18.351 --> 55:19.392 Oh, what? 55:19.532 --> 55:20.413 He sliced himself open? 55:20.433 --> 55:22.635 Yeah, I think he's got the sentence a bit of the wrong way round. 55:22.655 --> 55:25.097 He sliced the finger open on a branch of a tree. 55:25.777 --> 55:28.178 and he healed it by gluing it with superglue. 55:28.639 --> 55:30.460 Wow, that's sort of ingenious, though, in a way. 55:30.480 --> 55:36.463 Now, we once interviewed baby, uh, no, not baby bird, um, what's he called, uh, mister about a boy man with a woolly hat. 55:36.483 --> 55:38.144 Oh, Damon Gough, yeah, badly drawn boy. 55:38.164 --> 55:45.949 Yeah, and his solution for, um, you know, messing up his fingers when he was strumming, yeah, was to cake them in superglue. 55:46.389 --> 55:50.251 Well, no, also he had, um, cracked fingernails, because that's another thing that can happen. 55:50.531 --> 55:51.152 To guitarists. 55:51.192 --> 55:54.714 Yeah, but people do, my dad used to fix his nails with superglue as well. 55:54.734 --> 55:54.914 Really? 55:55.054 --> 55:55.695 Yeah, yeah. 55:56.216 --> 56:00.703 Sometimes it is a handy solution, but again, you've gotta be so careful with the Super Glue listeners. 56:01.144 --> 56:02.666 Don't go messing around with that stuff. 56:03.547 --> 56:04.609 Unsupervised, you know? 56:04.689 --> 56:05.490 Let's have one more, come on. 56:05.951 --> 56:06.752 One more, okay. 56:06.973 --> 56:08.134 Oh, here's one more, um... 56:09.753 --> 56:11.675 Tooth remover, oh no, hang on, no, let's just play this. 56:11.715 --> 56:12.896 I need to go through these, man. 56:13.196 --> 56:14.317 Okay, I need to sort these out. 56:14.357 --> 56:15.458 I can't just read them out randomly. 56:15.498 --> 56:17.339 Who knows what horrors I'll suddenly speak. 56:17.760 --> 56:18.821 Here's the mystery jets. 56:19.721 --> 56:24.105 That's Young Love by the Mystery Jets featuring Laura Marling. 56:24.145 --> 56:26.727 That's good, man, and that's got a good video with it as well. 56:26.747 --> 56:27.548 What happens in the video? 56:27.728 --> 56:32.112 Well, it's just a very simple, graphic-y kind of video, and it's all shot from above. 56:32.132 --> 56:37.996 The mystery jets are all lying down on kind of roller things, and people are pushing them on the rollers up and down in the frame. 56:38.016 --> 56:38.617 It's good, isn't it? 56:38.717 --> 56:39.858 Do you understand what I'm saying? 56:39.878 --> 56:40.398 I do understand. 56:40.438 --> 56:45.402 Anyone who comes up with a sort of new visual idea for a pop video is pretty clever after all these years. 56:45.683 --> 56:47.824 Yeah, I mean, it's not entirely. 56:48.005 --> 56:54.630 There's other videos that use the same kind of things, but it's nicely executed, and it's a smash of a track as well. 56:54.830 --> 56:58.331 Talking of good videos, and we'll come back to the Text the Nations in a second. 56:59.731 --> 57:01.731 Have you seen the Argentinian Gnome video? 57:01.951 --> 57:02.191 No. 57:02.351 --> 57:03.012 What's going on now? 57:03.032 --> 57:09.993 Now, lots of people will know what I'm talking about out there, especially if they read the tabloids and stuff, because I think The Sun had it up on their website and stuff. 57:10.033 --> 57:12.933 It's the latest spooky YouTube video. 57:13.133 --> 57:14.114 Yeah. 57:14.254 --> 57:18.794 And if all you need to put into the search field of YouTube is Argentinian Gnome. 57:19.455 --> 57:20.755 G-N-O-M-E. 57:20.815 --> 57:21.575 Yeah, yeah. 57:21.835 --> 57:25.638 And it is an appearance by a terrifying gnome. 57:26.739 --> 57:27.760 It's kind of grainy. 57:27.820 --> 57:33.946 It's shot on somebody's camera phone and it's got three Argentinian teenagers sort of sitting on a pavement as far as I can make out. 57:34.346 --> 57:36.628 One of them seems to be sort of putting a balaclava on or something. 57:36.648 --> 57:39.330 They're just joking, having little early evening jokes. 57:39.991 --> 57:46.717 And it goes on for a while and you kind of get lulled into a false sense of security, thinking, well, you know, what's the deal with this video? 57:47.317 --> 57:52.179 Then suddenly one of them says something in Argentinian, and the camera pans to up the street. 57:52.919 --> 58:01.943 And you can see it's night-time, there's sort of orangy street light and shadows, and you can see a sort of figure moving on the left of frame, coming out of the shadows. 58:02.423 --> 58:06.885 And the camera zooms in, and it's basically a gnome. 58:07.805 --> 58:10.987 A tiny little man with a pointy hash. 58:11.587 --> 58:13.748 Seriously, a sort of silhouette of him. 58:13.988 --> 58:14.168 Right. 58:14.748 --> 58:29.183 A lot of people listening will know exactly what I'm talking about because they will have seen it and you think well hang on that's just like a baby or maybe a jockey on his way home but then suddenly it does these weird sort of dancey step hop steps into the middle of the road 58:29.924 --> 58:32.045 sort of as if it's holding something, pointing at them. 58:32.586 --> 58:40.811 But the way it sort of dances and sidesteps in a weird, sort of leprechaun-y, terrifying way is really genuinely unsettling and frightening. 58:41.452 --> 58:44.114 And then suddenly the kid behind the camera just screams. 58:44.494 --> 58:48.076 Because at that point, it could go either way, you're thinking, is this ridiculous? 58:48.096 --> 58:49.137 Fun, no more, a deadly no. 58:49.177 --> 58:54.420 Exactly, and the scream does it, the guy screams a blood-curdling scream, cuts to black. 58:55.141 --> 58:56.182 It's brilliant. 58:56.622 --> 58:59.584 But so this has got to be a little virally CG thing, right? 59:00.124 --> 59:00.905 I don't think it is. 59:01.205 --> 59:03.846 I mean, it's an effect that can be done... So you're saying it's a real deadly gnome? 59:03.986 --> 59:08.829 Well, I just love the idea that A, gnomes should be made frightening again. 59:08.869 --> 59:09.049 Yeah. 59:09.149 --> 59:13.892 Because they've kind of lost their terrifying currency and become tamed in a garden context. 59:14.332 --> 59:15.633 But originally they were like... 59:16.193 --> 59:18.916 you know, disturbing psychedelic sprites in the woods. 59:19.037 --> 59:26.445 Well, do you remember there was a beer advert not so long ago, maybe it was quite a long time ago, with a kind of weird little creepy gnome. 59:27.086 --> 59:29.148 And maybe it was for Mets or something like that. 59:29.569 --> 59:33.713 But you know, the idea that something that's kind of funny and silly in a book, 59:34.694 --> 59:54.301 uh if it crossed over to the actual world yeah becomes sort of instantly terrifying yeah you know the like if santa was real and how terrifying that would actually be if a guy really did climb down your chimney what are you saying i don't know what i'm saying don't worry don't worry just forget that forget that forget that okay uh yeah this isn't very good is it playing the aristocats then uh 59:54.881 --> 59:55.822 Saying that about Santa. 01:00:14.502 --> 01:00:21.968 I'm going to look at this because people often say like, have you seen the YouTube thing with the lady in the hot tub and she has a accident? 01:00:22.729 --> 01:00:22.929 No. 01:00:23.649 --> 01:00:26.492 She has a bottom accident in the hot tub. 01:00:26.692 --> 01:00:27.473 Does she bake a cake? 01:00:29.494 --> 01:00:31.856 She lay an egg in the bath. 01:00:31.896 --> 01:00:33.918 She follows through with the cake lane. 01:00:34.278 --> 01:00:36.879 No, it's and it's clearly fake. 01:00:37.260 --> 01:00:38.941 You know, I would say it's clearly fake. 01:00:39.641 --> 01:00:41.342 But people were talking to me about it. 01:00:41.362 --> 01:00:42.042 Have you seen it? 01:00:42.082 --> 01:00:42.903 It's unbelievable. 01:00:42.963 --> 01:00:44.243 I can't believe they captured it on video. 01:00:44.263 --> 01:00:45.104 It's like, well, no, they didn't. 01:00:45.164 --> 01:00:45.524 It's fake. 01:00:46.384 --> 01:00:52.047 So I'm going to check out the Argentinian Ganom and I'm going to rule once and for I'm not saying that it's real. 01:00:52.288 --> 01:00:53.008 I'm just saying that it's. 01:00:53.228 --> 01:00:54.069 Very well done. 01:00:54.129 --> 01:00:55.731 Well, I'd like to see if it's well done. 01:00:55.771 --> 01:00:57.012 Yeah, I'd like to see that. 01:00:57.252 --> 01:00:57.773 That would be good. 01:00:57.933 --> 01:00:58.213 Okay. 01:00:58.674 --> 01:01:03.319 Um, now it is, uh, five part, I'm doing a little time check so we don't usually do time checks. 01:01:03.359 --> 01:01:03.819 Good stuff. 01:01:04.300 --> 01:01:04.720 So what is it? 01:01:04.760 --> 01:01:10.406 Six, uh, coming up to 11 Oh six coming out to 11 Oh six here on a Saturday morning at the big British castle. 01:01:10.426 --> 01:01:14.510 This is Adam and Joe and you're listening to six music from the BBC. 01:01:15.271 --> 01:01:16.092 Talking Heads. 01:01:16.312 --> 01:01:17.833 Can't beat a slice of Talking Heads. 01:01:17.853 --> 01:01:18.813 That's Road to Nowhere. 01:01:18.853 --> 01:01:21.015 This is Adam and Joe here on BBC Six Music. 01:01:21.275 --> 01:01:25.897 During that track, I checked out the Argentinian gnome on YouTube. 01:01:26.538 --> 01:01:29.359 I mean, it's got all the hallmarks of a classic viral. 01:01:30.220 --> 01:01:31.621 What's it advertising? 01:01:31.661 --> 01:01:32.361 Thing ones? 01:01:32.701 --> 01:01:33.202 I don't know. 01:01:33.222 --> 01:01:36.424 No, but sometimes, virals are just made for the sake of themselves, you know what I mean? 01:01:36.464 --> 01:01:38.425 It's just a fun little sketch to put on YouTube. 01:01:39.065 --> 01:01:42.808 You know, first giveaway thing is that it's shot on a camera phone, right? 01:01:42.928 --> 01:01:44.929 I mean, that's a classic viral tool. 01:01:45.089 --> 01:01:46.670 You're such a skeptic, Adam Buxton. 01:01:46.890 --> 01:01:47.511 No, it's just fun. 01:01:47.531 --> 01:01:53.395 You would be such a good person to have in a horror film where it turned out that things like that were real. 01:01:53.575 --> 01:01:54.275 Yes, that's true. 01:01:54.295 --> 01:02:01.640 Because you'd be so... You're a good person to have in any kind of situation where one's imagination runs away with oneself because you're very down to earth. 01:02:01.661 --> 01:02:02.161 Because I'm thick. 01:02:02.541 --> 01:02:09.483 You're not thick, you just have a generally, you know, quite, not dismissive, but very, you know, down-to-earth attitude to things. 01:02:09.663 --> 01:02:10.523 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 01:02:10.563 --> 01:02:15.565 Case in point, the gnome that's genuinely real, the proof of the existence of tiny men. 01:02:16.165 --> 01:02:18.906 Bugster, no, it's a viral, it's a sophisticated advertising. 01:02:18.926 --> 01:02:25.928 You'll probably find that a new brand of chocolate bar, the chewy gnome bar, comes out and that gnome is all over the place. 01:02:26.808 --> 01:02:28.308 You'd think those are trained kids. 01:02:28.328 --> 01:02:28.968 It might be for the hats. 01:02:28.988 --> 01:02:30.569 It's probably shot by Vila Gigmond. 01:02:31.269 --> 01:02:33.030 Who's- is that the right way to say his name? 01:02:33.070 --> 01:02:34.031 I don't even know who you mean. 01:02:34.071 --> 01:02:34.912 He's a cinematographer. 01:02:35.492 --> 01:02:36.333 And, uh, you know? 01:02:36.413 --> 01:02:36.613 Yeah. 01:02:36.813 --> 01:02:39.195 When I saw that, I immediately thought, THEY'RE REAL! 01:02:39.395 --> 01:02:45.000 No, what Buxton is thinking with his cold, brilliant mind is, uh, giveaway number one. 01:02:45.160 --> 01:02:45.921 Shot on a camera phone. 01:02:46.141 --> 01:02:47.222 Easy to manipulate the footage. 01:02:48.402 --> 01:02:49.183 Giveaway number two. 01:02:51.084 --> 01:02:54.525 It's, you know, the kids in the, why are you shooting the kids on the street? 01:02:54.565 --> 01:02:55.066 Why do we care? 01:02:55.346 --> 01:02:58.608 So you've got like a good minute of setup of very banal footage. 01:02:58.628 --> 01:03:00.088 But that's skilled in and of itself. 01:03:00.108 --> 01:03:00.749 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 01:03:00.829 --> 01:03:02.570 So, you know, why would they be shooting each other? 01:03:02.610 --> 01:03:04.731 Yeah, it's the kind of thing kids do on a camera phone. 01:03:04.751 --> 01:03:05.551 Yeah, but so what? 01:03:05.731 --> 01:03:11.214 It's like that advert, the road safety ad, you know, where the kids are filming themselves and suddenly there's a very frightening 01:03:11.394 --> 01:03:13.656 Well, that's just an observation of facts. 01:03:13.956 --> 01:03:16.378 Kids film each other on camera phones. 01:03:16.698 --> 01:03:18.940 People film each other on cameras. 01:03:19.060 --> 01:03:24.065 I know, I'm saying, listen, it's well executed, but I'm not fooled by the gnome. 01:03:24.485 --> 01:03:27.888 And then at the end of this setup, you've got the little payoff. 01:03:28.388 --> 01:03:32.951 And it's always a sort of grainy thing in the middle distance, whether it's a... And a nice zoom. 01:03:33.131 --> 01:03:33.331 Yeah. 01:03:33.391 --> 01:03:35.533 So you get close, but you don't get more detail. 01:03:35.553 --> 01:03:41.777 You know, and you get in there and you can easily ape the grain on After Effects there and fool around with it. 01:03:41.817 --> 01:03:42.117 Right. 01:03:42.337 --> 01:03:46.740 Although, looking at the video in question, I would say that they haven't treated it too much. 01:03:46.780 --> 01:03:49.082 They've actually used a little man. 01:03:50.383 --> 01:03:51.043 Little man. 01:03:51.504 --> 01:03:51.804 Yeah. 01:03:52.184 --> 01:03:53.225 A tiny little man. 01:03:53.245 --> 01:03:54.305 I wouldn't call him a gnome. 01:03:54.826 --> 01:03:57.568 But his proportions are very realistic, aren't they? 01:03:58.348 --> 01:04:00.169 I'd call him a gnome, even if he wasn't. 01:04:00.710 --> 01:04:02.431 Well, he's a little man, I would say. 01:04:02.791 --> 01:04:03.051 Right. 01:04:03.251 --> 01:04:05.273 I don't know what the politically correct term is. 01:04:05.573 --> 01:04:16.760 I find it very chilling and I'm afraid I think fairies, gnomes and pixies, because of what, uh, Al Gore has done to the planet, are coming out of the forests to reclaim their territory. 01:04:16.840 --> 01:04:22.604 I think it's going to be a war between woodland, mystical mythical creatures and humans. 01:04:22.945 --> 01:04:24.045 That's a good film pitch. 01:04:24.786 --> 01:04:28.028 Maybe that's the twist to M. Night Shamaya Lion's The Happening. 01:04:28.288 --> 01:04:49.839 uh-huh that we were talking about the other week maybe that's the twist that the gnomes are behind it all and at the end they come dancing out sidestepping of the forests singing gnome songs smoking pipes chilling stuff smoking pipes yeah pipes are evil this is Adam and Jo on BBC six music we'll be doing more text the nations in a second but here's a little bit more music 01:04:50.439 --> 01:04:50.679 Is it? 01:04:50.699 --> 01:04:56.742 I just, I've got the clear image of gnomes singing songs there with pipes as well. 01:04:56.782 --> 01:04:58.563 And they're cackling and then it frees frames. 01:04:59.384 --> 01:05:01.044 Yeah, that's how the happening ends. 01:05:01.104 --> 01:05:04.546 This is Black Kids with, I'm not gonna teach, what is it, you? 01:05:04.606 --> 01:05:08.028 I'm not gonna teach your boyfriend how to dance with you, why would I do that, here's Black Kids. 01:05:08.368 --> 01:05:11.429 I'm not gonna teach your boyfriend how to dance with you. 01:05:11.709 --> 01:05:14.750 That's Black Kids, here on BBC 6 Music. 01:05:15.371 --> 01:05:16.891 And we're in the midst of Text the Nation. 01:05:16.911 --> 01:05:20.212 We're asking you to text us with your self-surgery stories. 01:05:20.993 --> 01:05:24.254 Have you got any there that you can whip out of your surgery bag, Mr Cornish? 01:05:24.694 --> 01:05:30.758 Some of these are quite confusing, I'm just gonna read them out verbatim and leave it up to you to figure out what's actually being said in them. 01:05:32.599 --> 01:05:34.220 Okay, here we go. 01:05:34.420 --> 01:05:42.945 And a reminder once again that we don't endorse the practice of self-surgery, especially not if it's resulting in really hideous accidents. 01:05:42.985 --> 01:05:45.626 Gonna pull my microphone out, might make a funny noise, there we go. 01:05:45.986 --> 01:05:51.670 I had to pull my own toenail off due to it going through a cycle of first green, then black. 01:05:52.230 --> 01:05:57.155 after a meaty fellow stamped on my foot in the mosh of a Quotsa gig. 01:05:57.936 --> 01:05:58.757 Queen's of the Stone Age. 01:05:59.057 --> 01:05:59.818 Yeah, that's what I meant. 01:05:59.838 --> 01:06:01.480 Says Denny in Reading. 01:06:02.181 --> 01:06:04.903 He had to pull his own toenail off. 01:06:05.304 --> 01:06:07.246 That's never happened to me, but it's something I fear. 01:06:07.446 --> 01:06:11.610 Well, that's one of the brilliant scenes in The Fly, of course, is when his toenails come off. 01:06:11.630 --> 01:06:13.112 The moment is fingernails. 01:06:13.132 --> 01:06:14.333 But that looks very painless. 01:06:15.094 --> 01:06:16.654 Because they just lift away, don't they? 01:06:16.694 --> 01:06:18.315 Yeah, but it's still a revolting thought. 01:06:18.815 --> 01:06:19.855 It is a revolting thought. 01:06:19.875 --> 01:06:23.116 To have nails that are so far gone you can just pop them off like that. 01:06:34.119 --> 01:06:46.606 So we looked like we were having cuddles to the rest of the kids walking back from school Couple of dresses To John in Newcastle The idea that somebody might think he was in love with another man Is so appalling Is worse than having nails driven into his limbs 01:06:48.742 --> 01:06:50.303 Very contemporary attitude, John. 01:06:50.403 --> 01:06:51.784 Welcome to the 90s. 01:06:51.844 --> 01:06:53.285 That's frightening stuff, though, man. 01:06:53.385 --> 01:06:56.507 If you haven't had your tetanus shots, you know, because that's what they tell you. 01:06:56.808 --> 01:07:01.851 My mum always used to say, you know, when I would complain, I don't want to have the injection, mum, please! 01:07:02.031 --> 01:07:04.393 Because in those days, now they just give you a sugar lump, right? 01:07:04.413 --> 01:07:05.153 I tell you what they do now. 01:07:05.453 --> 01:07:06.914 They go, right, we're going to give you two injections. 01:07:07.775 --> 01:07:10.317 First one's going to be quite nice, so come on, mum, I'll be more painful. 01:07:11.117 --> 01:07:11.958 Here's the first injection. 01:07:13.208 --> 01:07:13.868 There's no second one. 01:07:14.749 --> 01:07:15.869 That's the one they usually do. 01:07:15.889 --> 01:07:18.130 So they trick you into spreading a worse one. 01:07:18.230 --> 01:07:19.431 Yes, that's right. 01:07:19.511 --> 01:07:22.833 It's a technique they usually use on children, but I think they still use it on adults as well. 01:07:22.853 --> 01:07:37.259 In the olden days, it all used to be much more painful, and I would complain bitterly, but my mum always used to say, you know if you cut yourself on a bit of jaggy metal, or you've got a nail in your foot, if you trodden a nail, she'd always say that. 01:07:37.499 --> 01:07:40.501 A rusty nail, you would instantly die from tetanus. 01:07:41.642 --> 01:07:43.925 But of course, that's not the case if you have the jab. 01:07:44.906 --> 01:07:48.771 Here's a text from somebody called Boo who says word. 01:07:49.332 --> 01:07:58.543 I once had my two front teeth knocked out while being chased by angry tramps in Oxford and tried to put the replacements back onto the tooth stumps with wood glue. 01:07:59.344 --> 01:08:00.145 Oh, what? 01:08:00.385 --> 01:08:02.987 So the actual bottom of the toothed teeth were broken off. 01:08:03.047 --> 01:08:05.089 Two front teeth knocked out while being chased. 01:08:05.950 --> 01:08:08.572 Tried to put the replacements... The band. 01:08:09.232 --> 01:08:11.894 Back onto the tooth stumps with wood glue. 01:08:12.275 --> 01:08:14.376 Surprise, surprise, they did not last long. 01:08:14.416 --> 01:08:17.419 So he's got tooth stumps though, so he didn't have the whole tooth knocked out. 01:08:17.719 --> 01:08:20.121 I don't know, it doesn't mean much since that one does it. 01:08:20.441 --> 01:08:22.003 Broke, I mean that's just, go to another one. 01:08:22.783 --> 01:08:25.246 This is from D, self-surgery dot dot dot. 01:08:25.506 --> 01:08:31.311 As a child, my sister had really really bad toothache, so she decided that a knitting needle was the right tool for the job. 01:08:31.711 --> 01:08:35.734 Prodding the molar and pain was obviously not erased. 01:08:35.975 --> 01:08:36.135 What? 01:08:36.675 --> 01:08:39.197 She's had hundreds in dental bills since. 01:08:39.978 --> 01:08:42.019 so you don't self-surgeurize your teeth. 01:08:42.199 --> 01:08:42.999 Why would you want to? 01:08:43.019 --> 01:08:44.200 I mean, that's the last thing. 01:08:44.220 --> 01:08:49.641 You know, because a bit of self-surgery on your feet, which are very... Well, there's no nerve endings in the nails. 01:08:49.982 --> 01:08:50.262 Exactly. 01:08:50.302 --> 01:08:52.542 Or in the sort of dead skin of the cuticles. 01:08:52.923 --> 01:08:53.443 That's the thing. 01:08:53.483 --> 01:09:01.606 If you prod something in and it hurts, the pain is a message from your body to your brain that means stop. 01:09:01.626 --> 01:09:02.466 Stop it, will you? 01:09:02.606 --> 01:09:03.927 That's why God invented it. 01:09:04.067 --> 01:09:08.008 Like, you wouldn't... You know, if you had a little bit of a cataract going on there, you wouldn't... 01:09:08.248 --> 01:09:09.850 No, I'm going to pop this one out. 01:09:10.431 --> 01:09:12.813 Here's one from Paul in South East London. 01:09:13.454 --> 01:09:20.422 He says, not sure if this counts as self-surgery, but around the age of 11 my brother declared his own tiny war on bacteria. 01:09:21.203 --> 01:09:26.630 All well and good until one day after a visit to the toilet he decided his bum could benefit from bleach. 01:09:27.310 --> 01:09:27.971 He was wrong. 01:09:28.852 --> 01:09:30.854 On reflection, that's not self-surgery. 01:09:32.395 --> 01:09:35.418 He bleached his bum because he was trying to clean it. 01:09:35.918 --> 01:09:41.303 He was 11 and he probably saw some alarmist documentary that showed him microscopic pictures of bacteria. 01:09:41.803 --> 01:09:46.847 Realised they were all over his body, thought he was being invaded by some sort of War of the Worlds style alien. 01:09:47.708 --> 01:09:51.310 and decided to try and cleanse himself using toilet products. 01:09:51.350 --> 01:09:52.050 He's a bleach bum. 01:09:52.571 --> 01:09:53.831 Do not do that at home. 01:09:53.951 --> 01:09:54.772 That's a terrible idea. 01:09:54.792 --> 01:09:55.372 That's a disaster. 01:09:55.392 --> 01:09:57.253 She goes straight to the hospital for that, yo. 01:09:57.673 --> 01:09:59.454 Yeah, and here's one I simply don't understand. 01:09:59.494 --> 01:10:00.155 Maybe you can help me. 01:10:00.175 --> 01:10:01.736 It's from Esmeralda in Walthamstow. 01:10:02.156 --> 01:10:03.497 I pierced my own nose. 01:10:03.597 --> 01:10:05.458 Oh, right, so she's actually trying to do... 01:10:06.178 --> 01:10:09.300 piercing and this must be a thing that's common to a lot of girls. 01:10:09.800 --> 01:10:20.007 I remember when I was a girl No, when I was young my sister tried wanted to pierce her ears because my parents wouldn't let her Yeah, so you'd get an ice cube wouldn't you and put it and numb the earlobe? 01:10:20.047 --> 01:10:20.327 Mm-hmm. 01:10:20.608 --> 01:10:26.972 In fact, lots of boys did it as well in the 80s and probably still now after that fashionable piercings Yeah, and you just numb it and pierce it. 01:10:27.232 --> 01:10:33.096 It's a bit like giving yourself a tattoo or something, you know, it's absolutely madness madness anyway, I mean that 01:10:33.376 --> 01:10:34.237 That invariably goes wrong. 01:10:34.257 --> 01:10:35.558 I haven't finished reading this text. 01:10:35.678 --> 01:10:42.184 I pierced my own nose by sticking a cooked sausage into my left nostril, then stabbing a needle into my nose to make the hole. 01:10:42.404 --> 01:10:51.372 What is the logic there that the sausage is going to... Because sausage expands the nostril and smells good and is tasty after and it fits. 01:10:51.432 --> 01:10:52.473 It was probably a chipolata. 01:10:53.391 --> 01:10:55.573 She was 14, it hurt and smelt for a long time. 01:10:57.836 --> 01:10:59.237 That is absolute lunacy. 01:10:59.437 --> 01:11:01.579 Don't do yourself piercings. 01:11:01.599 --> 01:11:03.041 Kids, come on, what are you thinking about? 01:11:03.101 --> 01:11:08.125 We'll have one final return to the self-surgery texts in a few minutes time. 01:11:08.386 --> 01:11:11.469 If you've got a brilliant 164046, it's not too late. 01:11:12.169 --> 01:11:17.795 Now, you can fire this track off, Claire, because it's got a nice little quiet beginning here with the guitar. 01:11:18.275 --> 01:11:23.580 This is one of my favourite songs by one of my favourite bands, Eels, who a lot of people don't have time for. 01:11:23.600 --> 01:11:27.564 They think they're an annoying unit, but I think they're great, and this is from the album Shooter Nanny. 01:11:27.684 --> 01:11:29.006 It's called Rock Hard Times. 01:11:29.326 --> 01:11:31.208 That's Eels with Rock Hard Times. 01:11:31.248 --> 01:11:33.770 This is Adam and Joe here on BBC Six Music. 01:11:34.631 --> 01:11:40.657 Now, the older I get, the more concerned I become that I'm getting stupider and stupider. 01:11:40.717 --> 01:11:48.641 You know, like, one of the nice things about getting older is that you become a little bit wiser in many ways, you know, and you mellow and you find out a few more things about the world. 01:11:49.021 --> 01:11:50.542 I seem to be forgetting everything. 01:11:50.562 --> 01:11:55.365 I don't know if it's an early onset of senility or what, but I'm getting daft. 01:11:55.825 --> 01:12:00.788 Like, this, during the week, I was taking care of my young sons. 01:12:01.668 --> 01:12:14.721 And because they were on school holiday and we went into borders, I was trying to placate them by buying them a little present and they saw something in the window of borders that caught their eye and so we went in there to check it out. 01:12:15.722 --> 01:12:19.366 And as I was paying for these little gifts that I was getting... What were the gifts? 01:12:19.426 --> 01:12:19.947 I'm interested. 01:12:20.907 --> 01:12:23.710 Uh, it was Hungry Hippos, a little game of travel. 01:12:23.730 --> 01:12:24.690 A miniature Hungry Hippos. 01:12:24.710 --> 01:12:25.271 Travel Hungry Hippos. 01:12:25.291 --> 01:12:25.611 That is good. 01:12:25.631 --> 01:12:26.732 They've got a good eye, your kids. 01:12:26.832 --> 01:12:27.752 Yeah, they liked that. 01:12:27.973 --> 01:12:31.975 The full-size Hungry Hippos is terribly noisy, very clacky, almost unplayable. 01:12:32.436 --> 01:12:35.818 The smaller version reduces that problem in ratio to its size. 01:12:35.998 --> 01:12:36.499 Exactly. 01:12:36.919 --> 01:12:37.439 It was good. 01:12:37.560 --> 01:12:44.444 Anyway, so I was buying the Hungry Hippos, and I was at the, uh, the, uh, till, and I looked behind the man 01:12:45.445 --> 01:12:52.555 on the till and I saw a big display with miniaturized versions of magazine covers on there. 01:12:53.696 --> 01:13:01.407 You know, like, or pretty much every major magazine you could think of, it was a little pocket sized version displayed there, like the cover of it. 01:13:02.007 --> 01:13:04.588 And it was an advert for subscriptions. 01:13:04.628 --> 01:13:10.689 You know, it was a display saying, you know, if you'd like to subscribe to these magazines, you can buy a little package and you're able to do that. 01:13:10.709 --> 01:13:13.450 I don't know if it's exclusive to Borders, but I hadn't seen it before. 01:13:13.470 --> 01:13:16.691 No, other, other, other newsagent store type things do them. 01:13:16.751 --> 01:13:16.911 Right. 01:13:16.971 --> 01:13:18.011 I hadn't seen this before. 01:13:18.071 --> 01:13:20.652 Yeah, so you don't have to fill out the form in the magazine and send it off. 01:13:20.712 --> 01:13:23.153 You just literally buy a subscription over the counter. 01:13:23.313 --> 01:13:23.633 Okay. 01:13:24.113 --> 01:13:26.014 So I hadn't, I hadn't seen this before. 01:13:26.074 --> 01:13:29.975 And not only that, I didn't see that it was a subscription thing. 01:13:30.035 --> 01:13:30.815 I didn't read that. 01:13:31.235 --> 01:13:34.858 I thought it was miniature ice versions of the magazines. 01:13:35.358 --> 01:13:36.559 I thought that's a good idea. 01:13:36.599 --> 01:13:39.341 They've brought out pocket sized versions of your favorite mags. 01:13:40.102 --> 01:13:44.124 You know, like you've got a big unwieldy empire mag or a Vogue or whatever. 01:13:44.144 --> 01:13:45.986 Well, they did do that to ladies magazines. 01:13:46.006 --> 01:13:49.008 A couple of years ago, there was a craze for making them handbag sized. 01:13:49.028 --> 01:13:55.092 And I think some of them still are available in both like full size, yeah, coffee table size and handbag size. 01:13:55.112 --> 01:13:56.653 But this was even smaller. 01:13:56.734 --> 01:13:59.495 This was like almost sort of cassette size. 01:13:59.696 --> 01:14:00.036 Right. 01:14:00.336 --> 01:14:00.716 Brilliant. 01:14:00.776 --> 01:14:22.110 I love cassettes I've raised and I thought oh look there's a miniature version of empire I'm gonna buy that so I I paid for the hungry hippos and then I had to get back in the queue right because I was so interested in finding out about the miniature magazines So I said to the boys hang on boys and they were all keen to get out and unwrap the hungry hippos now Hang on a second boys. 01:14:22.130 --> 01:14:23.691 I just want to find out about the minute 01:14:23.891 --> 01:14:24.612 miniature mags. 01:14:24.872 --> 01:14:32.697 So I went and queued up again and I said to the bloke, excuse me, are those miniature versions of the magazines though? 01:14:32.977 --> 01:14:40.183 And he said, uh, no, that's, um, it's a display for subscriptions, for subscriptions, sir. 01:14:40.423 --> 01:14:42.784 It's not miniature versions of the mags. 01:14:43.685 --> 01:14:46.007 And I said, oh, oh yeah, yeah. 01:14:46.804 --> 01:14:47.985 Okay, uh, subscriptions. 01:14:48.165 --> 01:14:48.906 Sure, sure, sure. 01:14:48.966 --> 01:14:49.146 Okay. 01:14:49.386 --> 01:14:50.387 Alright, thanks, thanks very much. 01:14:50.708 --> 01:14:53.610 Well, I just felt like the absolute stupidest person in the entire world. 01:14:53.650 --> 01:14:56.293 I felt the shame that I had control of two young boys. 01:14:56.833 --> 01:14:58.415 Anyway, I just wanted to get that off my chest. 01:14:58.915 --> 01:15:01.097 Uh, this is Adam and Jo here on BBC Six Music. 01:15:01.197 --> 01:15:02.278 It's time for the news. 01:15:02.398 --> 01:15:03.980 That was the Golden Froth, wasn't it? 01:15:04.220 --> 01:15:04.520 Yes. 01:15:05.221 --> 01:15:05.902 Uh, Nefrap. 01:15:06.522 --> 01:15:06.922 D'oh. 01:15:07.703 --> 01:15:08.664 Yeah. 01:15:08.824 --> 01:15:10.066 And that's the new one, I think, isn't it? 01:15:10.346 --> 01:15:14.290 Accompanied by a enjoyable video with the man hopping. 01:15:14.310 --> 01:15:20.437 Yeah, it's from their album Seventh Tree, which was recorded in a 60s bungalow in Bath. 01:15:20.957 --> 01:15:23.240 And they're playing the Royal Festival Hall on April the 18th. 01:15:23.260 --> 01:15:24.501 That's not a good gig. 01:15:24.541 --> 01:15:25.362 The man isn't hopping. 01:15:25.382 --> 01:15:27.444 He's wearing a white suit and he's jumping down the street. 01:15:27.464 --> 01:15:28.145 I can't believe you. 01:15:28.625 --> 01:15:42.893 Try to convince people he was hopping hopping we hey we had a little message from a clinical psychologist then he was poo-pooing The no she or she was poo-poo-pooing the notion that if you dream about losing your teeth It means that you've got gum disease. 01:15:43.013 --> 01:15:43.133 Well. 01:15:43.173 --> 01:15:46.154 I'm poo-pooing her poo-pooing Are you doing a little yeah? 01:15:46.234 --> 01:15:52.878 Because the workings of the human brain are a mystery that not even someone with a clinical psychology degree can claim to understand fully I 01:15:53.058 --> 01:15:55.359 That's a little bit divisive of clinical psychology. 01:15:55.419 --> 01:15:57.719 Well, you know, I'm on the radio and we're not sure. 01:15:57.739 --> 01:16:00.700 He or she can't answer back, so why not take advantage of that? 01:16:02.220 --> 01:16:04.201 It's time to resolve, uh, text the nation. 01:16:04.221 --> 01:16:06.801 Um, it'd be good to have a jingle here, wouldn't it? 01:16:07.141 --> 01:16:07.281 What? 01:16:07.321 --> 01:16:09.442 Just to reassert the, uh, here we go. 01:16:10.442 --> 01:16:11.262 Text the nation. 01:16:11.322 --> 01:16:13.243 Text, text, text, text the nation. 01:16:13.303 --> 01:16:14.283 What if I don't want to? 01:16:14.523 --> 01:16:15.223 Text the nation. 01:16:15.243 --> 01:16:16.323 But I'm using email. 01:16:16.504 --> 01:16:17.244 Is that a problem? 01:16:17.264 --> 01:16:18.104 It doesn't matter, text! 01:16:20.578 --> 01:16:31.354 Text the Nation this week has been self-surgery moments when you've injured yourself in a minor, non-hospital way and actually attempted to operate either successfully or failurely. 01:16:31.774 --> 01:16:34.518 What's the opposite of the word successfully, disastrously? 01:16:34.698 --> 01:16:35.580 Unsuccessfully? 01:16:35.900 --> 01:16:36.221 Thanks! 01:16:37.622 --> 01:16:39.184 Here's one from Tom in Eastbourne. 01:16:39.284 --> 01:16:43.288 I had to reset my friend's arm after it popped out of the socket when we were camping. 01:16:44.369 --> 01:16:48.693 We should again say that you shouldn't attempt to do any of these things. 01:16:48.914 --> 01:16:52.998 Everything that we read out is foolish, and that people were stupid for doing it. 01:16:53.498 --> 01:16:54.779 Always seek medical advice. 01:16:55.780 --> 01:16:55.960 Ha! 01:16:56.640 --> 01:16:59.121 Uh, okay, friends aren't popped out while they were camping. 01:16:59.301 --> 01:17:07.223 He screamed like a banshee as two of our other friends had to pin him down to stop him thrashing, and I reset the arm into the socket. 01:17:07.303 --> 01:17:10.224 We were only 13 at the time, says Tom. 01:17:10.244 --> 01:17:11.544 Actually, that's not a bad one. 01:17:11.584 --> 01:17:12.805 I mean, I wouldn't do that. 01:17:12.825 --> 01:17:21.147 I think that's something you see in films, but I'm sure it's not as simple as, like, popping out a Playmobil character's arm, or an action figure's arm. 01:17:21.167 --> 01:17:22.427 It's not just a ball and socket. 01:17:22.447 --> 01:17:22.888 Of course it is. 01:17:22.908 --> 01:17:24.148 There's sinew and ligament there. 01:17:24.648 --> 01:17:29.595 And what if you trapped something, a nerve, you don't wanna... I don't know, Matt, I don't think you wanna do that without training. 01:17:30.396 --> 01:17:32.439 Put it this way, I don't want you doing it to me. 01:17:32.459 --> 01:17:34.382 I do wanna do it without training. 01:17:34.462 --> 01:17:36.144 I think it would be fun, I like the idea. 01:17:36.524 --> 01:17:39.368 And you talking about play people makes me wanna do it even more? 01:17:40.049 --> 01:17:40.370 Yes. 01:17:40.790 --> 01:17:42.832 Actually, Play People's Arms didn't pop out. 01:17:42.872 --> 01:17:43.693 Busy Bodies did. 01:17:44.134 --> 01:17:44.334 Right. 01:17:44.354 --> 01:17:45.956 Play People have a now called Playmobil. 01:17:46.076 --> 01:17:46.296 Uh-huh. 01:17:46.537 --> 01:17:48.479 I think their arms, that it would just snap off. 01:17:48.839 --> 01:17:49.460 Busy Bodies. 01:17:49.600 --> 01:17:51.482 And of course, with Weebles, it wasn't even an issue. 01:17:51.502 --> 01:17:52.223 She didn't have arms. 01:17:52.423 --> 01:17:52.603 No. 01:17:53.244 --> 01:17:54.305 But they certainly didn't fall down. 01:17:55.126 --> 01:17:56.788 Here's one from Claire in Blackheath. 01:17:57.128 --> 01:17:59.711 I had an ingrowing eyelash on my upper eyelid. 01:17:59.831 --> 01:18:02.614 I knew I had to remove it and that that would involve a needle. 01:18:02.895 --> 01:18:05.898 But being on the delicate eyelid I was really scared. 01:18:06.318 --> 01:18:08.801 But after lots of eye watering I managed to get it out. 01:18:09.161 --> 01:18:10.943 I've kept the eyelash as a souvenir. 01:18:12.691 --> 01:18:14.794 In growing, does she mean it's just curled in on itself? 01:18:15.175 --> 01:18:17.017 Yeah, you can have ingrowing eyelashes. 01:18:17.498 --> 01:18:18.079 It's possible. 01:18:18.419 --> 01:18:18.719 Yuck. 01:18:19.140 --> 01:18:20.642 Very painful with a needle. 01:18:20.682 --> 01:18:22.164 Now that's really a bad idea. 01:18:22.224 --> 01:18:23.306 Claire, you're really stupid. 01:18:23.586 --> 01:18:25.529 Hey, what about that one that you read out before? 01:18:25.549 --> 01:18:27.451 In that respect, otherwise you're clever, you know? 01:18:28.192 --> 01:18:28.853 I'll get to that one. 01:18:28.933 --> 01:18:30.755 I'm going to speed through some of these because they're good ones. 01:18:30.835 --> 01:18:32.958 I tried to fix my Muhammad Ali boxing puppet. 01:18:33.298 --> 01:18:35.100 I was a tomboy using my teeth. 01:18:35.540 --> 01:18:39.505 As the spring had come loose, the said spring sprang back and became lodged in the roof of my mouth. 01:18:39.865 --> 01:18:46.452 My dad used a disc gorgia, a tool used to remove hooks from fish's mouths, to remove it. 01:18:47.173 --> 01:18:48.373 Good thinking, Dad. 01:18:48.433 --> 01:18:48.533 Gross. 01:18:48.774 --> 01:18:50.214 And he didn't clean it first. 01:18:50.994 --> 01:18:51.414 Dad. 01:18:52.155 --> 01:18:52.715 That's anonymous. 01:18:52.735 --> 01:18:53.895 Here's one from Dominic in Cardiff. 01:18:54.155 --> 01:19:00.477 I fractured my fingers whilst driving across the Australian outback and had to use my daughter's Barbie doll leg as a splint. 01:19:01.217 --> 01:19:03.898 She wasn't happy and cried for about 70 miles. 01:19:04.538 --> 01:19:05.118 Oh dear. 01:19:05.159 --> 01:19:06.099 What about Dad? 01:19:06.159 --> 01:19:09.340 Hey, we never discovered what happened to the tod... the todge. 01:19:10.200 --> 01:19:12.021 We didn't discover what happened to the todge. 01:19:12.301 --> 01:19:12.982 With the tick in it. 01:19:13.122 --> 01:19:13.482 Yeah! 01:19:13.502 --> 01:19:14.343 The tick in the todge. 01:19:14.403 --> 01:19:15.784 I've got a tick in the todge then. 01:19:15.844 --> 01:19:17.284 I'll have to rewind for that one. 01:19:17.325 --> 01:19:18.785 It's on a previous page of text. 01:19:18.865 --> 01:19:21.367 Okay, so that'll be the coder for vaccination. 01:19:21.567 --> 01:19:22.568 Yeah, a couple more? 01:19:23.048 --> 01:19:23.388 Yeah, go on. 01:19:23.468 --> 01:19:29.432 I want to try to pop a zip by getting the toy cannon from my Lego pirate ship, placing the end over the zip and firing a Lego cannonball at it. 01:19:29.912 --> 01:19:30.613 It didn't work. 01:19:30.653 --> 01:19:32.934 It was the most intense pain I've ever experienced. 01:19:33.014 --> 01:19:34.015 I don't recommend it. 01:19:34.275 --> 01:19:35.235 What a loony. 01:19:35.636 --> 01:19:36.276 Oh boy. 01:19:36.296 --> 01:19:38.257 Uh, here we go. 01:19:38.277 --> 01:19:40.437 Uh, and to wind up. 01:19:40.577 --> 01:19:41.358 Oh yeah, come on. 01:19:41.418 --> 01:19:42.358 The coat hanger, man. 01:19:42.798 --> 01:19:44.499 Oh, you have to give me a moment to find that one. 01:19:44.519 --> 01:19:45.839 I have to backtrack for that one. 01:19:45.879 --> 01:19:47.980 Well, you've got your Cat Stevens track to play right now. 01:19:48.000 --> 01:19:48.460 That's true. 01:19:48.480 --> 01:19:51.322 I want to introduce this and then we can wrap up Texanation for good. 01:19:51.522 --> 01:19:54.003 This is from the soundtrack to Harold and Maud. 01:19:54.023 --> 01:19:57.684 It was unavailable for years and years, but it's recently been re-released on CD. 01:19:57.744 --> 01:20:02.986 Harold and Maud, a brilliant 1971 Hal Ashby film about a morbid young man who's obsessed with funerals and a 01:20:03.346 --> 01:20:05.907 and a weird romance he has with an older lady. 01:20:06.367 --> 01:20:07.107 They even kiss. 01:20:07.727 --> 01:20:09.808 That was the liberal 70s for you. 01:20:10.929 --> 01:20:18.911 So this is a great record and it includes lots of very rare Cat Stevens tracks that were unavailable for years and years, including this one called Don't Be Shy. 01:20:21.312 --> 01:20:29.895 Cat Stevens with Don't Be Shy, that's one of my favourite Cat Stevens tracks and that's off the soundtrack to Harold and Maud, now available after many years of not being available on Compact Discular. 01:20:30.655 --> 01:20:35.157 Compact discs a dying format is it now it's true solid-state media. 01:20:35.637 --> 01:20:37.497 It's all just ones and zeros isn't it? 01:20:37.657 --> 01:20:44.040 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, so listen shall we wrap up text the nation for good We're having problems locating the the tick in the todge. 01:20:44.420 --> 01:20:49.522 We can't find that based it seems to vanish But here let me say suggest this for you listeners. 01:20:50.082 --> 01:20:58.345 We will locate the tick in the todge message and communicate the end of the story in our podcast Okay 01:20:59.085 --> 01:21:14.968 good so good if you want to if you want to find out what happened to the tick in the torch then download our podcast you can do that by going to the six music website and subscribing through iTunes or whatever we recommend you do that anyway whether you want to know about ticks and toges or 01:21:15.268 --> 01:21:15.588 Or what? 01:21:15.608 --> 01:21:17.209 Who doesn't want to know about ticks and dodgers? 01:21:17.389 --> 01:21:17.790 Exactly. 01:21:17.870 --> 01:21:20.691 We should do a bit of fact clearing up as well, as usual. 01:21:21.092 --> 01:21:30.137 The funk, British funk band whose track Brothers on the Slide we played earlier, apparently is called, their name is pronounced, Shimande. 01:21:30.397 --> 01:21:31.057 Shimande. 01:21:31.117 --> 01:21:34.800 Now we don't know whether that's right, but we assume all texts are authoritative. 01:21:35.300 --> 01:21:39.823 It comes in anonymously, it's a very blunt text, so it has the feeling of fact about it. 01:21:39.883 --> 01:21:40.063 Yeah. 01:21:41.064 --> 01:21:49.895 But so so that could be true and apparently the word Shimonde means oh god I've got to find this text now, and I've lost it. 01:21:49.936 --> 01:21:50.136 Yes. 01:21:50.436 --> 01:21:55.102 It's a calypso word for dove Mm-hmm, which symbolizes peace and love there you go. 01:21:55.122 --> 01:21:56.284 They've even got a track called dove. 01:21:56.304 --> 01:21:56.985 Don't they do indeed? 01:21:57.165 --> 01:21:59.727 The dove features strongly in their coveralls. 01:21:59.887 --> 01:22:07.994 And another factoid that many people texted in about superglue and wounds is that superglue was actually invented as a military substance for bonding skin. 01:22:08.375 --> 01:22:09.255 Was it really? 01:22:09.776 --> 01:22:14.980 One text, but no, three or four people have texted that in, so either it's a fact or it's just a group hallucination. 01:22:15.261 --> 01:22:15.501 Yeah. 01:22:15.801 --> 01:22:20.926 It was actually invented as a piece of kind of army medical kit during the Vietnam War. 01:22:20.946 --> 01:22:22.887 It could be one of those urban myth type things. 01:22:22.907 --> 01:22:23.688 It could be apocryphal. 01:22:23.828 --> 01:22:24.749 Apocryphal, yeah. 01:22:25.570 --> 01:22:31.256 Certainly we should remind you that you shouldn't go around trying to heal wounds with superglue. 01:22:31.276 --> 01:22:33.839 You shouldn't touch superglue unless you're over 60 anyway. 01:22:34.120 --> 01:22:37.904 That's true, you need a license, you need to go on a course to handle superglue. 01:22:38.946 --> 01:22:41.549 So I think, did you find the one about the coat hanger? 01:22:42.478 --> 01:22:51.805 No, there was... A text came in about a girl, I'll try and find it, who was following her mum home and her mum had... Did she just come back from the dry cleaners? 01:22:51.825 --> 01:22:53.946 Yeah, she had clothes on wire hangers. 01:22:54.347 --> 01:22:54.907 Oh, here we go. 01:22:55.227 --> 01:22:56.248 I didn't want to read this out. 01:22:56.308 --> 01:22:57.249 I thought it was too much. 01:22:57.749 --> 01:22:58.810 I thought it crossed the line. 01:22:58.830 --> 01:22:59.970 This comes with a warning then. 01:23:00.031 --> 01:23:04.253 Adam dances across the line like an Argentinian gnome hopping from hook foot to foot. 01:23:05.214 --> 01:23:05.914 Do you want me to read it? 01:23:06.194 --> 01:23:08.195 Go on, with a warning. 01:23:08.255 --> 01:23:10.056 Warning, warning, this is grim. 01:23:10.356 --> 01:23:14.358 When I was six, I was walking behind my mum, who was carrying dry cleaning on coat hangers. 01:23:14.878 --> 01:23:18.780 I turned my head and the metal hook of one of the hangers went behind my eye. 01:23:19.640 --> 01:23:24.102 As I was six, my mum obviously had to perform the surgery on my behalf and get it out. 01:23:24.662 --> 01:23:28.163 but I was nearly blinded as it almost detached my retina. 01:23:28.403 --> 01:23:28.603 Thanks. 01:23:28.623 --> 01:23:29.343 John in acton. 01:23:29.383 --> 01:23:32.044 Can you imagine how the mum felt though? 01:23:32.064 --> 01:23:38.605 I'm sorry, she would have been in a terrible state to say nothing of what it was like to have a coat hanger behind your eyeball. 01:23:39.226 --> 01:23:41.666 Thank you very much indeed for all your texts and messages there. 01:23:41.686 --> 01:23:48.828 We'll do our best to dig out the take and the touch and communicate the punchline in our podcast. 01:23:48.988 --> 01:23:52.689 Don't forget as well that we need, it's kind of too late for suggestions for 01:23:53.869 --> 01:24:19.224 next week's song wars we'll have to figure out something between ourselves we're thinking maybe some people suggested movie trailers fake movie trailers yeah that we'd have a bit of a break from songwriting and and do kind of uh yeah audio only movie trailers yeah yeah so we might we might do that as a little aberration it'll be a surprise next week there'll be some sort of exciting audio based competition text the nation will be back of course as well as the thing that six music is best known for 01:24:19.804 --> 01:24:20.284 The music. 01:24:20.304 --> 01:24:21.565 The music, yeah. 01:24:21.585 --> 01:24:23.707 Speaking of which, let's play some more after this trail. 01:24:23.727 --> 01:24:24.968 We've got Midlake for you. 01:24:25.208 --> 01:24:27.189 That's Midlake with Head Home. 01:24:27.490 --> 01:24:28.510 That's pretty much it for us. 01:24:28.770 --> 01:24:32.113 Adam and Joe here this Saturday morning on BBC 6 Music. 01:24:32.133 --> 01:24:34.254 Thank you very much indeed for listening and texting in. 01:24:34.975 --> 01:24:36.016 And emailing. 01:24:36.156 --> 01:24:36.816 And emailing. 01:24:37.056 --> 01:24:40.018 And we'd just like to say once again that we won an award. 01:24:40.999 --> 01:24:48.062 And we're very grateful indeed to our producers, our excellent producers and our assistants and helpers here at BBC Six Music. 01:24:48.082 --> 01:24:54.945 That's Claire and Jude who produces the show regularly and Charlotte and Matt who help us out here so wonderfully. 01:24:55.225 --> 01:24:57.046 We really appreciate your help, team. 01:24:57.146 --> 01:24:58.066 Yeah, team. 01:24:58.727 --> 01:25:05.589 And don't forget as well that the podcast will be, a brand new podcast will be available tomorrow evening, Sunday evening. 01:25:05.669 --> 01:25:09.291 That's again, thanks to the efforts of our team here who put it together so brilliantly. 01:25:09.491 --> 01:25:10.672 If I can get a word in edgeways. 01:25:10.712 --> 01:25:11.792 I'm doing my thank yous. 01:25:11.952 --> 01:25:13.513 Yeah, that was all I wanted to say. 01:25:13.613 --> 01:25:14.093 Yeah, okay. 01:25:15.213 --> 01:25:17.334 You just want to say if I can get a word in edgeways. 01:25:18.054 --> 01:25:19.055 Stay tuned for Liz Kershaw. 01:25:19.075 --> 01:25:24.637 I think I might be chatting to Liz very briefly, you know, about Son of Rambo, which I think she saw. 01:25:24.977 --> 01:25:27.338 We'll be back the same time next week, 9am till noon. 01:25:27.658 --> 01:25:31.140 Here on BBC 6 Music, we leave you in the capable hands of Liz Kershaw. 01:25:31.380 --> 01:25:31.660 Bye!