WEBVTT 00:00.209 --> 00:01.129 Whoa, blimey. 00:01.389 --> 00:03.070 That was Supergrass with Bad Blood. 00:03.430 --> 00:11.932 That's from the new album Diamond Hoo-ha, which is out on Monday, and they were in the Hub on the other day with George Lamb. 00:12.512 --> 00:14.052 I don't know what they were doing with Lamb. 00:14.832 --> 00:16.773 What a hoo-ha about diamonds. 00:17.833 --> 00:18.513 What a hoo-ha. 00:18.793 --> 00:20.774 Maybe they're talking about the film Blood Diamond. 00:21.434 --> 00:22.175 Blood Diamond Who Are. 00:22.195 --> 00:24.037 That's a who are about diamonds. 00:24.277 --> 00:25.919 Well, they could have tied it in somehow. 00:25.939 --> 00:27.360 The Annada DiCaprio Whoing. 00:27.640 --> 00:29.663 If they'd got their timing line. 00:29.943 --> 00:30.223 Yeah. 00:30.724 --> 00:33.466 Anyway, you can watch the video of what happened with them and George Lamb. 00:33.607 --> 00:34.487 Maybe they beat him up. 00:34.768 --> 00:35.288 Who knows? 00:36.169 --> 00:36.910 Or just tickled him. 00:37.491 --> 00:43.657 And you can watch the video online if you go to bbc.co.uk forward slash six music. 00:43.997 --> 00:44.698 Hey, this is Adam. 00:45.178 --> 00:45.918 Hey, this is Joe. 00:46.879 --> 00:47.399 Joe's back. 00:47.499 --> 00:49.621 He's back in the hot seat, in the warm seat. 00:49.741 --> 00:53.683 And I'd like to thank Garth Jennings very much for sitting in so very well. 00:54.524 --> 00:56.365 One or two people said he sounded a bit like me. 00:57.185 --> 00:59.687 Same sort of intonation, but less posh apparently. 00:59.967 --> 01:00.387 Oh really? 01:00.607 --> 01:00.908 Yeah. 01:01.448 --> 01:02.609 Is that a good thing or a bad thing? 01:03.189 --> 01:04.430 It's good for me, bad for Garth. 01:04.770 --> 01:05.691 It's good to be posh. 01:05.751 --> 01:06.911 It's lovely to be posh. 01:07.031 --> 01:07.872 Nice to be classy. 01:08.132 --> 01:08.993 Yeah. 01:09.053 --> 01:13.096 Well, listen, man, are you gonna be in a position to tell us some fun things about your trip? 01:13.256 --> 01:14.297 One or two, maybe, yes. 01:14.357 --> 01:15.237 Yeah, fantastic. 01:15.858 --> 01:16.418 A bit later on. 01:16.458 --> 01:20.621 Of course, we have to resolve song wars, because even in your absence we had song wars last week. 01:21.142 --> 01:26.085 Me and Garth battled it out, and we'll find out who won in this next half hour, I think. 01:26.525 --> 01:31.989 And of course, we've got great music and text the nation, that kind of thing, coming up later on. 01:32.670 --> 01:35.132 But right now, here's Moby with Run On. 01:35.692 --> 01:36.433 Little Mobly. 01:37.833 --> 01:39.094 Oh, there he goes, Little Mobly. 01:39.634 --> 01:40.935 Mobly, do you enjoy those ads? 01:41.235 --> 01:42.155 Oh, Little Mobly. 01:42.255 --> 01:43.756 Do you like it when Ed Burns says Mobly? 01:44.377 --> 01:45.137 Yes, I like it. 01:45.157 --> 01:46.738 Is that an Irish accent? 01:46.898 --> 01:47.498 Yes, it is. 01:47.558 --> 01:49.499 Little Mobly, slightly Irish. 01:50.580 --> 01:52.101 That's not Mobly, it's Moby. 01:52.501 --> 01:58.564 He's the bald, snooker-kew-headed singer who our producer, Jude, is in love with. 01:58.584 --> 01:59.164 She loves him. 01:59.444 --> 01:59.945 She loves him. 02:00.045 --> 02:01.365 I can't see how that's possible. 02:01.966 --> 02:02.426 Give me a Moby. 02:02.446 --> 02:04.027 He's not a man, he's a hairy baby. 02:05.067 --> 02:05.827 Un-hairy baby. 02:06.328 --> 02:07.168 He's stubbly. 02:07.408 --> 02:08.448 He's a stubbly baby. 02:08.548 --> 02:08.808 Yeah. 02:09.649 --> 02:11.910 He's a, uh, stubby... What's that? 02:11.930 --> 02:12.430 Jude? 02:12.690 --> 02:13.350 It's got hair out! 02:13.390 --> 02:14.030 He's here! 02:14.050 --> 02:15.211 That's... He's here! 02:15.231 --> 02:16.571 That's... Ha-hairy-ham. 02:17.692 --> 02:18.732 Do you know any Moby facts? 02:19.192 --> 02:20.513 I don't know any Moby facts. 02:20.753 --> 02:23.894 I know that he likes to sell his tunes to car companies. 02:23.914 --> 02:24.394 Not anymore. 02:24.414 --> 02:25.474 That's a Moby cliché. 02:25.814 --> 02:26.855 He hasn't done it for ages. 02:27.215 --> 02:27.595 Hasn't he? 02:27.995 --> 02:30.896 Everybody sold their tunes to car companies at one stage or another. 02:30.916 --> 02:31.316 That's true. 02:31.656 --> 02:31.957 You know? 02:32.397 --> 02:32.797 It's true. 02:33.297 --> 02:35.039 I don't know any other Moby facts, no. 02:35.579 --> 02:41.024 If we got, if someone approached us to sell our, one of our stupid songs to a car company from Song Wars. 02:41.144 --> 02:41.865 Oh, like a shot. 02:42.105 --> 02:43.066 Like an absolute shot. 02:43.086 --> 02:44.447 Like a shot, wouldn't hesitate. 02:45.288 --> 02:48.591 What about for a nuclear bomb to advertise a nuclear bomb? 02:48.631 --> 02:49.412 Yes, yes, yes. 02:49.432 --> 02:49.512 Yeah. 02:49.912 --> 02:52.635 To play out of speakers on the nuclear bomb. 02:52.935 --> 02:53.195 Right. 02:53.235 --> 02:54.597 Just to make it extra miserable. 02:54.717 --> 02:55.438 As it fell. 02:56.539 --> 02:58.340 Which one, which song would be good for that one? 02:58.560 --> 02:58.941 Any of them. 02:59.361 --> 02:59.701 Yeah. 03:00.782 --> 03:02.403 So did you listen to last week's show? 03:02.503 --> 03:03.204 I did, yes. 03:03.224 --> 03:03.784 On Listen Again? 03:04.144 --> 03:06.966 So you heard the song wars choices. 03:07.186 --> 03:07.567 That's right. 03:07.787 --> 03:15.592 Just in case any listeners didn't listen, I was away and Adam was co-presenting with Garth Jennings, the video directing genius man. 03:16.452 --> 03:17.773 And you had your own song wars. 03:18.034 --> 03:19.334 You had a song by Bad Dad. 03:19.434 --> 03:19.855 That's right. 03:20.195 --> 03:20.955 A sort of a rap. 03:21.936 --> 03:22.697 Long overdue. 03:23.097 --> 03:23.577 Yeah, I know. 03:23.617 --> 03:27.720 It's surprising that, you know, you've been working creatively with your father for 10 years. 03:27.900 --> 03:28.601 Well, we both have. 03:28.621 --> 03:29.141 That's right. 03:29.381 --> 03:31.162 And, and he's never done the rap. 03:31.242 --> 03:34.605 I know, I couldn't, I mean, I don't think it's the rap, do you know what I mean? 03:34.625 --> 03:37.867 The one that we did, I think we could do a better one and a simpler one. 03:37.927 --> 03:38.808 Garth had his granny. 03:39.128 --> 03:40.028 Garth had his granny singing. 03:40.048 --> 03:41.269 He lives in Chlenethley. 03:41.309 --> 03:41.610 That's right. 03:41.650 --> 03:44.992 And smokes Golden Virginia. 03:45.432 --> 03:47.634 Wonderful description there of her. 03:47.654 --> 03:50.035 It's all you need to know, really, to paint a mental picture. 03:50.055 --> 03:50.716 She loves smoking. 03:51.256 --> 03:58.025 And she was singing Elton John's I'm Still Standing, which meant that we couldn't include it in the podcast, of course, because it's copyright material. 03:58.045 --> 03:59.928 Giving your song an unfair advantage. 04:00.108 --> 04:02.090 Giving it a little bit of a nudge up there, yeah. 04:02.431 --> 04:05.475 So we'll find out what happened, I think maybe after this next song. 04:05.535 --> 04:07.437 Don't you think we'll resolve some wars? 04:07.497 --> 04:07.557 Yes. 04:08.318 --> 04:09.759 And now, did you choose this one, Joe? 04:10.080 --> 04:10.420 Did I? 04:10.740 --> 04:11.140 From Mads? 04:11.221 --> 04:11.761 I did, yeah. 04:11.801 --> 04:14.183 This is a late entry in the Madness canon. 04:14.543 --> 04:16.885 Is it not from their album, Mad Not Mad? 04:16.905 --> 04:17.325 Ooh, really? 04:17.486 --> 04:18.726 Their sort of bleak album. 04:19.027 --> 04:19.127 Yeah. 04:19.147 --> 04:22.169 With like a black and white cover with them silhouetted on Primrose Hill. 04:22.309 --> 04:22.549 Yeah. 04:23.450 --> 04:26.573 It's when they weren't sort of scoring at the top of the charts so regularly. 04:26.633 --> 04:27.533 It stopped being nutty. 04:27.894 --> 04:29.255 Yeah, the nuttiness had gone off a bit. 04:29.275 --> 04:30.776 It was like their mature adult album. 04:31.116 --> 04:31.236 Mmm. 04:31.416 --> 04:34.299 But it's a cover of the Scritty Politi track, The Sweetest Girl. 04:34.599 --> 04:36.601 Well there you go, I can't remember that track. 04:36.641 --> 04:37.142 Yes, yes. 04:37.222 --> 04:40.165 And it's one of those rare covers that's better than the original, possibly. 04:40.185 --> 04:44.329 How are you feeling about Suggs managing to get our house back in another commercial? 04:44.349 --> 04:44.670 Has he? 04:44.810 --> 04:45.110 Yeah. 04:45.691 --> 04:49.775 You know, anything that keeps Suggs in beer and fags is alright as far as I'm concerned. 04:49.795 --> 04:50.096 Exactly. 04:50.456 --> 04:52.258 This is Madness with Sweetest Girl. 04:52.478 --> 04:53.918 Is he saying, I'm loving it there? 04:54.519 --> 04:58.900 Yeah, he was auditioning for the McDonald's advert when he wrote that track originally. 04:59.080 --> 05:01.061 You can't say that phrase anymore, though, of course. 05:01.121 --> 05:02.601 That's copyright infringement now. 05:02.641 --> 05:05.122 He's saying the maddest group in all the world, how could they do this? 05:05.562 --> 05:07.523 How could they do that to us or something? 05:07.543 --> 05:07.823 Uh-huh. 05:08.423 --> 05:11.364 He's complaining about madnesses full from popularity. 05:11.684 --> 05:12.004 Right. 05:12.364 --> 05:14.545 You know, they've taken the nuttiness away from the nutty boys. 05:15.065 --> 05:16.345 They've removed all the nuts. 05:16.385 --> 05:17.766 They've removed their nuts. 05:17.786 --> 05:18.286 Oh, no. 05:18.526 --> 05:19.066 It's nuts. 05:19.446 --> 05:21.267 Now it's time to resolve. 05:23.118 --> 05:27.066 It's time for song wars, the war of the songs 05:36.760 --> 05:45.145 And we've got a special guest on the phone lines, the creator, author of one of the songs. 05:45.926 --> 05:47.447 Garth Jennings is on the line, I think. 05:47.487 --> 05:48.147 Are you there, Garth? 05:48.227 --> 05:48.768 Good morning. 05:49.028 --> 05:50.008 Hey, nice to hear you. 05:50.169 --> 05:50.809 How's it going? 05:50.949 --> 05:52.770 Apparently we sound very similar. 05:52.890 --> 05:54.291 We've got the similar intonation. 05:54.311 --> 05:56.813 Well, I think I accidentally slipped into your slightly breathy voice. 05:57.674 --> 05:59.235 It's a sexy voice to slip into. 05:59.575 --> 06:01.556 You are, aren't you? 06:01.976 --> 06:04.016 You're sort of the Earth. 06:04.737 --> 06:08.578 You run a pet video barrow in East London. 06:08.958 --> 06:11.299 I got quirky ideas, quirky ideas. 06:11.359 --> 06:12.540 Mad little three minute ideas. 06:17.652 --> 06:20.834 Garth, thank you very much for coming and filling in last week. 06:21.034 --> 06:22.114 It was brilliant. 06:22.215 --> 06:23.415 I had the best time. 06:23.455 --> 06:25.196 Well, don't... Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. 06:25.216 --> 06:26.057 Don't flatter yourself. 06:26.217 --> 06:26.897 It was brilliant. 06:27.257 --> 06:27.577 Oh, yeah. 06:27.757 --> 06:28.998 You're calling yourself brilliant. 06:29.198 --> 06:30.619 He's saying he had a brilliant time. 06:30.739 --> 06:31.079 Oh, okay. 06:31.179 --> 06:31.479 That's right. 06:31.519 --> 06:32.880 I was brilliant, though, too, apparently. 06:32.900 --> 06:33.641 You were brilliant. 06:33.701 --> 06:34.801 My grandma thought so. 06:34.981 --> 06:35.341 It's true. 06:35.382 --> 06:37.483 Your grandma was extraordinary with her singing. 06:38.503 --> 06:41.984 Would you just quickly like to remind the listeners of the song that your granny sang? 06:42.184 --> 06:43.365 Are we allowed to play a bit of it? 06:43.425 --> 06:44.545 No, we don't do that, do we? 06:44.745 --> 06:45.666 We only play the winner. 06:46.046 --> 06:46.566 Okay. 06:46.586 --> 06:47.386 That's the way it is. 06:47.426 --> 06:48.387 It's brutal on songs. 06:48.547 --> 06:52.428 I do think, though, if I had to vote, if I was a guy on the street... 06:53.679 --> 07:12.628 uh i would i'd vote bad dad even though i love grandma what would my grandma did well it's not really fair is it because bad dad was was it on that even though many people may have forgotten he was on the telly no but it's a cracking song i think even if you've never met or seen bad dad before you'd think that was the winner yeah that's very nice of you do you really think that i do i do 07:16.193 --> 07:17.454 Just trying to get some conflict. 07:17.494 --> 07:20.578 He gets a week away, he gets a week off in La La Land. 07:20.598 --> 07:22.160 He comes back, he tries to stir it all. 07:22.220 --> 07:23.141 I'm just trying to stir. 07:23.201 --> 07:24.422 He can't come between us, Ed. 07:24.562 --> 07:25.583 Drama is conflict. 07:25.624 --> 07:26.404 We're solid, baby. 07:26.424 --> 07:27.085 Thanks, man. 07:27.586 --> 07:28.907 Okay, I have the envelope. 07:28.927 --> 07:29.908 Do you want to announce these? 07:29.988 --> 07:33.813 I'd better announce it, otherwise there might be some gibberish folkery. 07:35.655 --> 07:36.215 Here we go. 07:37.016 --> 07:37.977 Cornish has the envelope. 07:38.197 --> 07:38.878 He's opening it. 07:39.458 --> 07:40.199 Oh, look at that. 07:40.499 --> 07:42.521 It's not good for you, I'm afraid, Garth Jennings. 07:42.842 --> 07:44.043 Oh, dear. 07:44.063 --> 07:44.463 That's OK. 07:44.483 --> 07:45.784 You've got a big feature film opening. 07:46.986 --> 07:48.207 Adam's got nothing. 07:49.603 --> 07:54.388 Apart from this Garth you get 10% Adam gets 90% for bad dad. 07:54.449 --> 07:55.770 That's a resounding victory. 07:55.930 --> 08:04.800 Thanks very much Thank you listeners and thank you Garth and let me tell you Garth that that is by no means a humiliating defeat in the canon of song wars 08:05.165 --> 08:07.786 You know people say it's for taking part that counts. 08:07.886 --> 08:08.147 Yeah. 08:08.427 --> 08:09.667 Normally they're lying, right? 08:10.528 --> 08:11.028 Yes, true. 08:11.048 --> 08:18.092 I actually think that the fact that I got my grandma on the radio singing Elton John is a solid gold triumph. 08:18.132 --> 08:18.812 Well, exactly. 08:19.173 --> 08:19.433 Yeah. 08:19.753 --> 08:21.774 And thank you so much once again for helping us out. 08:22.054 --> 08:22.874 Oh, it's my pleasure. 08:23.055 --> 08:27.097 Don't forget, listen to that Garth's film Son of Rambo is opening in two weeks now, isn't it? 08:27.197 --> 08:31.119 It's on April the 4th and you have to go and see it or I'll come round your ass when we copy, mate. 08:31.219 --> 08:32.980 With your little ideas in your barrel. 08:35.902 --> 08:38.685 Throw quirky arthes at you. 08:39.045 --> 08:40.666 Cheers Garth, take care. 08:40.726 --> 08:41.267 Bye bye Garth. 08:41.427 --> 08:44.389 And here's our winning song, this is the Bad Dad Rap. 08:55.763 --> 09:00.647 B-triple-A-D-D-A-D, I'm the head of the mother-loving Buxton family. 09:00.967 --> 09:03.168 Children got a problem, they bring it to me. 09:03.308 --> 09:05.290 I don't solve it, but I'm fairly sympathetic. 09:06.191 --> 09:08.552 I've worked many years with the Sunday Telegraph. 09:08.772 --> 09:10.033 They called me travel editor. 09:10.253 --> 09:11.354 It really was a loss. 09:11.614 --> 09:16.038 I travelled the world, from the source to the start, and it paid for my children's education. 09:17.018 --> 09:26.564 Now my children are fully grown I live on the down in a house on my own I drink mid wine like coke you roll And I listen to a little bit of vodka 09:28.137 --> 09:30.739 tidy up the room and fool, get your hair cut. 09:31.119 --> 09:32.720 When are you going to get a decent job? 09:32.900 --> 09:34.882 For goodness sakes, past the court was here. 09:35.282 --> 09:37.844 Yo yo yo yo, who yo yo is this? 09:38.324 --> 09:43.447 I watch TV from time to time, but most of what I see is a mother-loving crime. 09:43.467 --> 09:48.331 Nigel Lawson, that woman is fine, but Ewan McGregor is appalling. 09:49.111 --> 09:51.292 Russell Brown, he's a loathsome creep. 09:51.693 --> 09:53.914 Sabina McCoy, she makes me weep. 09:54.414 --> 09:58.997 Simon Shama, stick him on the heap and don't get me started on complete skin. 09:59.777 --> 10:08.162 Don't push me cos I'm close to the hedge and I'm carrying quite a lot. 10:16.548 --> 10:22.270 There you go, that's the Bad Dad with his rap and that's the Song Wars winner from last week. 10:22.350 --> 10:23.971 That's two in a row, I've won. 10:45.407 --> 10:46.068 That's good, isn't it? 10:46.108 --> 10:46.408 Well done. 10:46.428 --> 10:47.830 You must be feeling pleased as punch. 10:47.850 --> 10:48.951 Yeah, I'm quite... Yeah. 10:49.131 --> 10:50.953 Like little Polly Parrot on her perch. 10:51.234 --> 10:52.015 Yeah, I am actually. 10:52.115 --> 10:53.096 Her feathers all combed. 10:53.516 --> 10:55.238 A big bowl of nuts and some fresh water. 10:55.719 --> 10:56.179 Yeah, I am. 10:56.239 --> 10:57.080 A little Polly Parrot. 10:57.140 --> 10:58.141 That's exactly what I'm like. 10:58.161 --> 10:59.703 Soon you'll be knocked off your perch. 11:01.025 --> 11:01.385 Oh, right. 11:01.405 --> 11:02.406 By the Fist of Cornish. 11:02.426 --> 11:05.508 We've got to figure out what song we're going to do for next week. 11:05.548 --> 11:06.389 It's already been decided. 11:06.429 --> 11:08.751 We decided a couple of weeks ago we were going to do a Kate Nash song. 11:09.151 --> 11:10.072 Kate Nash, did we? 11:10.092 --> 11:10.612 Yeah, do you remember? 11:10.652 --> 11:15.256 We were moaning about playing Kate Nash, and we agreed that we were going to do a Kate Nash song. 11:15.336 --> 11:16.377 We've now said it officially. 11:16.417 --> 11:18.639 It's been recorded in one of the stone tablets. 11:18.879 --> 11:22.522 Sounds like the desperate words of a man who's already done a Kate Nash song. 11:22.542 --> 11:23.322 Sadly, not true. 11:23.783 --> 11:26.565 But I think here in the big British castle, we can't go back on our word. 11:26.685 --> 11:27.866 No, otherwise we'll be fired. 11:28.346 --> 11:29.107 Kate Nash. 11:29.367 --> 11:32.750 Oh lordy, I've got to live for a week in the mind of Kate Nash now. 11:33.050 --> 11:36.393 We have, however, been sent st- are they called stylophones? 11:37.033 --> 11:38.374 Yeah, we've been sent stylophones. 11:38.434 --> 11:43.058 Rolf Harris's, uh, electronic pen-based musical instrument. 11:43.118 --> 11:44.419 Did Rolf actually send them to us? 11:44.579 --> 11:45.120 I doubt it. 11:45.220 --> 11:45.440 Yeah. 11:45.780 --> 11:47.061 Because of our history with Rolf. 11:47.221 --> 11:47.582 Yeah. 11:47.982 --> 11:51.705 But, um, no, we've been sent them so they could come into play. 11:51.725 --> 11:54.147 What about Kate Nash with some stylophone? 11:54.407 --> 11:55.048 Will that work? 11:55.728 --> 11:57.830 Or do you think we should hold us off on the stylophone? 11:58.453 --> 11:59.794 No, I think, I think that could work. 11:59.914 --> 12:04.856 I think Kate is just the kind of madcap creative genius who might use a stylophone on one of her tracks. 12:05.477 --> 12:05.717 You know? 12:06.337 --> 12:06.957 Yes, I do. 12:07.177 --> 12:10.299 Anyway, um, now here's a track that we were actually talking about a couple of weeks ago. 12:10.319 --> 12:25.426 Do you remember we were saying, uh, you don't get many sort of early hip-hop, who, yeah, we were talking about the fact that De La Soul were one of the first people to sample, uh, white groups, and then we thought, oh, actually, you know, Africa Bambata, he, he, he did it a little bit, and he sampled Kraftwerk in this track, of course. 12:25.486 --> 12:26.347 This is Planet Rock. 12:26.658 --> 12:29.481 Africa Bambata and, uh, do you say Bambata? 12:29.741 --> 12:30.622 Bumbata. 12:30.702 --> 12:31.402 Bumbata. 12:31.502 --> 12:31.663 Bum. 12:31.803 --> 12:33.044 He likes to barter bums. 12:33.084 --> 12:33.644 That's right. 12:33.684 --> 12:34.825 That's what we established, isn't it? 12:35.286 --> 12:37.167 And the Soul Sonic Force with Planet Rock. 12:37.187 --> 12:38.388 That's the single edit, of course. 12:38.409 --> 12:39.029 Of course! 12:39.049 --> 12:40.791 The album edit goes on for two days. 12:40.891 --> 12:42.452 Tell me something I don't already know. 12:43.013 --> 12:45.195 This is Adam and Joe here on BBC 6 Music. 12:45.535 --> 12:49.618 For news fans, we've got some news coming up shortly, but first, here's a track from the tubes. 12:49.659 --> 12:50.940 This is Don't Touch Me There! 12:52.210 --> 12:53.671 Here it is, coming up now. 12:54.652 --> 12:56.534 The tubes with Don't Touch Me There. 12:56.554 --> 12:58.275 This is Adam and Joel on BBC6 Music. 12:58.575 --> 13:03.960 Happy Saturday morning, even though you may be aware that the world is ending this weekend. 13:04.460 --> 13:09.705 It's Easter, the time when Christ is due to return, but this year he won't because we've all been naughty. 13:10.345 --> 13:13.107 And as you can see from the weather, it may all be over. 13:13.127 --> 13:15.009 What are you talking about? 13:15.189 --> 13:16.650 Well, it's apocalyptical, isn't it? 13:17.011 --> 13:18.292 The weather was hail yesterday. 13:18.312 --> 13:18.832 Oh, right. 13:18.852 --> 13:19.453 Then sun. 13:19.793 --> 13:21.194 Then it went pitch dark. 13:21.495 --> 13:22.836 It's Al Gore's fault. 13:22.956 --> 13:24.717 It's all Al Gore's fault. 13:24.837 --> 13:25.698 Thanks very much. 13:26.158 --> 13:30.202 But now it's time for the news read by Nicky Cardwell. 13:30.442 --> 13:34.163 That's the Black Keys there with Strange Times. 13:34.764 --> 13:36.884 This is Adam and Joe here on BBC Six Music. 13:37.444 --> 13:38.545 It's a Saturday morning. 13:38.685 --> 13:40.826 It's not a very nice day here in London. 13:40.886 --> 13:43.006 I don't know what it's like where you are. 13:43.026 --> 13:46.328 I hope it's nicer, listeners, than it is where we are. 13:46.368 --> 13:48.048 Because it's yucky I cycled in this morning. 13:48.068 --> 13:49.889 You know, I like to cycle whenever I can. 13:50.589 --> 13:53.990 It was one of the most unpleasant cycle journeys I've had for quite a long time. 13:54.050 --> 13:56.011 It was like riding up a vertical 13:57.271 --> 14:01.192 disgusting mountain with water, cold water being blown in my face. 14:01.212 --> 14:02.092 It was grim. 14:02.453 --> 14:22.618 And then last night, I saw some program with Andrew Gilligan, you know, the weapons of mass destruction, whistle blowing dossier man, doing a thing all about how basically, if you cycle in London, you're just gonna get killed at some stage by a lorry, a large lorry, because there's so many more cyclists on the street. 14:22.958 --> 14:23.278 It's gone up 80%. 14:24.338 --> 14:28.101 Mmm, it's a subject I covered in my public transport song some weeks ago. 14:28.401 --> 14:28.681 Is it? 14:28.901 --> 14:29.722 Lyrically, yeah. 14:29.742 --> 14:30.643 I don't know if you remember. 14:30.883 --> 14:31.443 No, I don't. 14:32.024 --> 14:34.385 The song ended with a pion. 14:34.565 --> 14:35.446 Is that a correct word? 14:35.786 --> 14:36.227 A pion. 14:36.447 --> 14:37.908 P-A-E-A-N. 14:37.948 --> 14:38.288 Pion. 14:38.928 --> 14:42.431 To do, you know, about should I buy a bike, but I'll just get squashed by a lorry. 14:42.711 --> 14:43.452 Right, yeah. 14:43.632 --> 14:44.152 That's true. 14:44.172 --> 14:45.073 There you go. 14:45.093 --> 14:46.054 You should have done it, yes. 14:46.114 --> 14:48.256 I know, it was a little bit of a stupid program. 14:48.276 --> 14:51.118 Because the upshot of it was you've got to cycle carefully, which, you know... 14:59.645 --> 15:01.188 Any responsible cyclist could tell you. 15:01.208 --> 15:06.235 Apart from David Cameron, the leader of the Conservative Party spotted running red lights this week. 15:06.415 --> 15:07.717 Bit of a gaff, bit of a boo boo. 15:08.017 --> 15:08.538 No, was he? 15:08.558 --> 15:09.780 Yeah, on his bike. 15:09.960 --> 15:12.704 Turned right when he should have gone left or something like that. 15:13.005 --> 15:15.688 Every cyclist knows that the lights are a guideline. 15:16.489 --> 15:17.070 It's not. 15:17.130 --> 15:17.610 It's not. 15:17.710 --> 15:18.390 Guidelines. 15:18.950 --> 15:20.151 Guidelines, exactly. 15:20.791 --> 15:21.592 That's what they are. 15:21.672 --> 15:26.534 The sort of concealed logic is that because they're being good for the environment, they should be allowed a little bit of latitude. 15:26.694 --> 15:27.215 That's right. 15:27.235 --> 15:28.235 It's not concealed at all. 15:28.555 --> 15:30.616 Everyone wears that with pride. 15:31.137 --> 15:32.838 Has their little logic jacket, yeah. 15:33.778 --> 15:34.939 No, I agree with you. 15:34.979 --> 15:37.000 Yeah, you feel a little bit indignant. 15:37.060 --> 15:37.640 That's not my opinion. 15:37.660 --> 15:40.362 I'm just saying that seems to be the received idea on the roads. 15:40.602 --> 15:40.702 Yeah. 15:40.902 --> 15:42.243 I think cyclists should obey the law. 15:43.243 --> 15:45.044 I think the law is the law, is it? 15:45.124 --> 15:45.684 Mm-hmm. 15:46.705 --> 15:48.025 I didn't realize the law was the law. 15:48.086 --> 15:48.946 It's not a suggestion. 15:49.126 --> 15:49.886 No, I think it is. 15:49.906 --> 15:51.307 I think that's what I'm saying. 15:51.487 --> 15:57.250 For guidelines, for cyclists, it is more of a guideline than an actual law. 15:57.470 --> 15:57.911 Good news. 15:58.111 --> 15:59.371 Yeah, that is good, isn't it? 15:59.531 --> 16:00.072 You're fired. 16:00.732 --> 16:01.233 Good, good. 16:02.754 --> 16:03.935 Leave the big British castle. 16:03.955 --> 16:04.676 Alright then, I will. 16:05.717 --> 16:07.439 Now, how do you feel about Aer? 16:08.120 --> 16:09.141 I like Aer. 16:09.201 --> 16:12.424 You know they've just released their seminal album Moon Safari. 16:12.744 --> 16:14.987 Again, again, what's ten years ago that it came out? 16:17.209 --> 16:32.641 They came out in the country and it's a classic album and now they put it out again and they popped it out and it's got extra things on there. 16:32.941 --> 16:34.542 L'eusextra. 16:34.722 --> 16:46.890 L'eusextra, and you can listen to them, and there's a one-hour documentary about them, about the two boys, the two men in the band, and I'm sure it's quite boring. 16:47.371 --> 16:49.912 Well, let's imagine it while we listen to them. 16:50.032 --> 16:51.153 This is Sexy Boy. 16:51.333 --> 16:51.734 There you go. 16:51.774 --> 16:53.675 That's air with Sexy Boy. 16:53.695 --> 16:55.156 Holds up very well there, doesn't it? 16:55.236 --> 16:59.819 Even though it's 10 years old, which is very, very old indeed. 17:00.299 --> 17:01.300 Past it, over the hill. 17:01.360 --> 17:02.121 These days when you're 10, 17:03.341 --> 17:03.741 It's over. 17:03.761 --> 17:05.242 It's over the hill. 17:05.322 --> 17:06.362 Best years are behind you. 17:06.742 --> 17:07.082 Give up. 17:07.142 --> 17:07.722 Do something else. 17:08.022 --> 17:08.922 Give up. 17:09.022 --> 17:09.383 Exactly. 17:09.423 --> 17:15.064 And if you haven't made it by the time you're 10, you're not a Hollywood superstar, then forget it. 17:15.144 --> 17:15.884 Forget about it. 17:15.924 --> 17:16.444 Get a job. 17:16.464 --> 17:18.265 You'll never make it into Heat magazine. 17:18.325 --> 17:18.905 Exactly. 17:19.545 --> 17:23.946 And then your life's just worthless, like a worthless, worthless worm wrapper. 17:24.747 --> 17:32.336 This is Adam and Joe on BBC six music and my name's Joe Cornish and I'd like to launch an official complaint What's your problem? 17:33.137 --> 17:40.847 I don't think I'm alone with this complaint In fact, I turned on the telly this morning and is he called Phil Vickery the chef from daytime telly? 17:41.087 --> 17:41.247 Oh yeah. 17:41.407 --> 17:47.149 Someone, either him or someone of his ilk, was on breakfast TV complaining about the same thing. 17:47.209 --> 17:48.730 Just the general standard of Easter eggs. 17:49.170 --> 17:49.770 Oh, right. 17:49.810 --> 17:50.671 It's Easter weekend. 17:50.751 --> 17:50.911 Yeah. 17:51.211 --> 17:51.791 Easter eggs. 17:52.151 --> 17:59.994 If you go into a major supermarket, there are literally entire aisles, like walls of a fortress built of Easter eggs. 18:00.094 --> 18:01.655 Mostly Cadbury and Nestle. 18:01.995 --> 18:05.697 They're the two chief egg manufacturers, although other eggs are available. 18:06.157 --> 18:07.998 But they seem to have pretty much cornered the market. 18:09.358 --> 18:30.161 uh in eggs and what a delicious market it is too what a tasty tasty overpriced over packaged market it is what the thing that really annoys me about easter eggs and adam and i've talked about this before is since when is it satisfactory to mount the sweets beside the egg right when we were children when i was young 18:30.902 --> 18:51.509 Easter eggs would have stuff inside them yes in a little packet sure but it was that it was the end that's what eggs are about exactly when God made eggs he made them as containers for something he did not mount the yolk beside the shell in a plastic vacuum park yeah no he didn't know but now the big corporations 18:52.509 --> 18:53.790 are messing with our eggs. 18:54.050 --> 18:54.871 They're messing with nature. 18:55.692 --> 19:00.536 They're not content to pass a stem cell embryo, Bill. 19:01.176 --> 19:03.778 They're messing with chocolate eggs as well. 19:03.939 --> 19:04.179 Yeah. 19:04.439 --> 19:05.600 On top of the human ones. 19:05.800 --> 19:05.980 Yeah. 19:06.200 --> 19:08.202 By mounting the sweets on the outside. 19:08.422 --> 19:10.724 Chocolate stem cells would be nice, come to think of them. 19:11.585 --> 19:12.065 Imagine. 19:12.205 --> 19:12.766 Delicious. 19:14.827 --> 19:16.729 For instance, Smarties Easter egg. 19:17.390 --> 19:20.672 A hollow egg, two tubes of Smarties mounted beside it. 19:20.792 --> 19:21.393 Yes, it is great. 19:21.953 --> 19:23.894 Has there been recent legislation about this? 19:23.954 --> 19:29.837 Because, I mean, certainly, in my recent memory, the buttons egg had, like, a little sachet of buttons inside it. 19:29.957 --> 19:30.857 Is that no longer the case? 19:30.877 --> 19:39.001 I can't be specific about eggs, but maybe some listeners can tell us, as far as I know, the vast majority of eggs now have the contents mounted beside them. 19:39.041 --> 19:41.082 I bet it's anti-terror legislation. 19:41.102 --> 19:42.382 Well, let's think what it could be. 19:42.943 --> 19:47.545 Anti-terror legislation, in case the terrorists are trying to put bombs in the eggs. 19:47.665 --> 19:48.505 Because they would do that. 19:48.545 --> 19:49.345 They would stop at nothing. 19:49.386 --> 19:50.446 That's exactly the thing they do. 19:50.566 --> 19:51.726 An enterprising terrorist? 19:51.766 --> 19:53.067 That's devious. 19:53.107 --> 19:54.627 The easter egg would be top of his list. 19:54.867 --> 19:56.308 Infiltrate cabri- Hey guys! 19:56.568 --> 19:58.109 I've had a good idea! 19:58.129 --> 19:59.209 You know easter eggs. 19:59.229 --> 20:00.869 What nationality's that terrorist? 20:00.889 --> 20:01.710 He's from all over there. 20:01.730 --> 20:02.390 He travels around. 20:02.410 --> 20:03.610 I've had a good idea! 20:03.850 --> 20:05.051 You know easter eggs? 20:05.591 --> 20:07.432 We could put bombs in there! 20:07.452 --> 20:08.132 He's German. 20:08.732 --> 20:10.132 He's from all over the area. 20:10.813 --> 20:12.333 It doesn't take much to get into cabries. 20:12.553 --> 20:12.713 No. 20:12.913 --> 20:15.774 Just a white coat, white hat, one of those white face masks. 20:16.555 --> 20:17.095 Egg inspector. 20:17.995 --> 20:18.676 That's what you say. 20:18.997 --> 20:22.141 As you go, and inspecting your eggs. 20:22.282 --> 20:22.882 And you're in. 20:23.483 --> 20:24.144 Pop a bomb in. 20:24.845 --> 20:25.546 Bish bash bosh. 20:25.727 --> 20:26.107 That's it. 20:26.167 --> 20:26.928 Easter Sunday as well. 20:26.948 --> 20:27.730 You know, sensitive day. 20:27.750 --> 20:29.252 That is a sensitive day. 20:30.374 --> 20:32.477 You wouldn't want a bomb to go off on Easter Sunday. 20:32.517 --> 20:33.518 Bad, bad, bad business. 20:34.399 --> 20:40.063 Another reason could be that children these days don't understand the meaning of concealing things. 20:40.623 --> 20:43.165 You know, if they can't see the sweets, they don't believe they're there. 20:43.785 --> 20:46.527 They have to be mounted beside in a presentational manner. 20:46.547 --> 20:49.468 It sort of goes against the idea of faith in itself, really, doesn't it? 20:49.568 --> 20:50.269 Absolutely, yeah. 20:50.689 --> 20:52.331 Jesus would have wanted the sweets inside. 20:52.471 --> 20:52.951 Exactly. 20:53.011 --> 20:53.892 A faith in the egg. 20:53.932 --> 20:56.374 And then sometimes he wouldn't have even put sweets inside. 20:56.794 --> 21:00.738 And when people complained, he would have said, hey, hey, hey, hey. 21:00.758 --> 21:01.278 Sent them to hell. 21:01.638 --> 21:03.100 And sent them directly to hell. 21:03.260 --> 21:04.041 Do not pass go. 21:04.181 --> 21:04.581 Exactly. 21:04.881 --> 21:07.123 Now he would have said, listen, you've got to have a little bit of faith. 21:07.183 --> 21:09.665 Maybe the next egg might have some buttons in there. 21:09.865 --> 21:10.126 Yeah. 21:10.326 --> 21:11.327 Or some smarties. 21:11.867 --> 21:18.814 And since when are you allowed to package eggs in plastic vacuum packs? 21:18.834 --> 21:20.295 They used to be in cardboard, didn't they? 21:20.315 --> 21:25.500 They used to be a lovely folded bit of cardboard with an egg-shaped hole that would sit diagonally in the box. 21:25.800 --> 21:33.628 And within it, the Easter egg would sit, and it would be fun to have a bit of your egg, then reconstruct it, see if you could make it whole again, 21:34.168 --> 21:39.150 wrap it in the tinfoil again and sort of puff the tinfoil out so it said it was the illusion of having a whole egg. 21:39.590 --> 21:45.352 Put it back in the cardboard thing, put it in the correct position in the box, it's as if you've got a whole new Easter egg again. 21:45.492 --> 21:45.752 Right. 21:45.832 --> 21:46.893 Can't really do that anymore. 21:47.453 --> 21:57.737 So my plea to anybody who's associated with Easter egg manufacturing is just pull your fingers out, rewind, put the sweets inside the egg 21:59.207 --> 22:00.328 make the whole package cardboard. 22:00.348 --> 22:04.890 And maybe even try some new ideas, because I haven't seen any innovations recently in the supermarket shelves. 22:04.930 --> 22:06.450 I'm thinking, you know, Easter egg innovations. 22:06.470 --> 22:08.311 You could have so many movie tie-ins. 22:08.771 --> 22:17.335 Well, I mean, the Mr. Trick, when they released all the Alien films a few years back, they could have big chocolate Easter eggs there with- There could have been a Passion of the Christ Easter egg. 22:17.355 --> 22:18.375 Chocolate Aliens in there. 22:18.656 --> 22:19.876 Just full of jam. 22:20.516 --> 22:21.497 What strawberry jam? 22:22.711 --> 22:23.952 That's a really nice story. 22:23.972 --> 22:24.914 That's a great film. 22:25.094 --> 22:27.356 You know, Mel, I'm sure would have been on that. 22:27.577 --> 22:28.237 He would have been on that. 22:28.257 --> 22:29.639 He was probably stopped, luckily. 22:29.659 --> 22:31.881 He would have had it full of liqueurs at the last minute. 22:32.722 --> 22:41.933 Okay, here's a track that I've picked for you listeners, and this is a classic by Talking Heads, which I, you know, I loved this for years and years before I got into the crazy world of TV, Joe. 22:42.213 --> 22:42.513 Right. 22:43.534 --> 22:47.135 And this is all about making a TV show, you know what I mean? 22:47.155 --> 22:55.159 Like a couple who argue over watching TV and then they say, well, why don't we do like a TV show all about us and about our lives? 22:55.539 --> 23:01.842 It's sort of pre-imagining, if that's the word, sort of prescient about the whole world of reality TV. 23:01.882 --> 23:04.644 And this was from about, when would this have been? 23:04.664 --> 23:04.924 1978 or 79 maybe? 78? 23:09.746 --> 23:13.447 This is from the Talking Heads album, more songs about buildings and food, and it's called Found a Job. 23:14.207 --> 23:15.127 That's CSS. 23:15.167 --> 23:16.488 What does CSS stand for again? 23:16.748 --> 23:18.048 Can say deserve sexy. 23:18.208 --> 23:18.668 What, mate? 23:18.908 --> 23:20.089 Can say deserve sexy. 23:20.269 --> 23:21.469 Yeah, that's what it stands for. 23:21.509 --> 23:22.169 What she said. 23:22.829 --> 23:23.569 Can say. 23:23.830 --> 23:24.390 Can say. 23:24.830 --> 23:25.450 Can say. 23:26.310 --> 23:26.710 Tired. 23:27.070 --> 23:27.450 Tired. 23:27.630 --> 23:29.511 Deser of being sexy. 23:30.251 --> 23:30.772 Oh. 23:30.792 --> 23:31.873 They're Brazilian, aren't they? 23:32.453 --> 23:33.234 They're from Brazil. 23:33.254 --> 23:36.737 Well, I would think that a band like that, I just don't believe that they're that talented. 23:36.797 --> 23:38.398 What are you saying, that it's all sequenced? 23:38.939 --> 23:39.019 Yeah. 23:51.309 --> 24:20.809 really like those buskers that just have it all recorded and then play that I think they sang live over you know they just plugged in that's what I would do Gideon wouldn't stand for that I'm not putting them down I'm just saying Gideon can tell that kind of thing you know there's a certain amount of skill I'm sure that went into constructing all those loops and samples and playing over them and sequencing them and everything but then once you've done that it's probably written by Chesney Hawkes he writes most of the pop songs these days because he sells them to other groups Chesney and Howard Jones they write all the songs 24:22.190 --> 24:22.610 It's true. 24:22.870 --> 24:23.191 Is it? 24:23.531 --> 24:23.811 It is. 24:23.991 --> 24:26.873 Did you find everything you're looking for today? 24:28.235 --> 24:31.757 That's what they say in HMV, isn't it? 24:31.777 --> 24:32.938 That's what they say everywhere now. 24:32.978 --> 24:33.258 Do they? 24:33.459 --> 24:34.840 Yeah, they say it in Xavi now as well. 24:34.860 --> 24:35.140 Do they? 24:35.160 --> 24:37.502 Do you find everything you're looking for today? 24:38.171 --> 24:40.734 Yeah, have you ever said, would you like a copy of Garden State for £4? 24:40.774 --> 24:41.054 Yeah. 24:42.096 --> 24:43.958 Here's the other thing they said. 24:43.978 --> 24:46.140 You spent over £20, so anything in front of you is £4. 24:47.542 --> 24:49.424 Karl Pilkington's Little Book of Worries? 24:50.305 --> 24:50.605 For £2? 24:51.066 --> 24:55.952 Have you ever said, because every time they say, did you find everything you're looking for, the answer was always no. 24:56.192 --> 24:57.093 No, my answer is yes. 24:57.113 --> 24:57.573 The true... 24:58.414 --> 24:58.895 You who? 24:59.215 --> 24:59.776 Yes, you. 25:00.076 --> 25:01.117 You spotty man. 25:01.597 --> 25:04.780 Take off your... Take off your promotional t-shirt, you spotty man. 25:05.281 --> 25:07.023 I want to see your pale pink nipples. 25:07.183 --> 25:08.364 Let me rub your lung fluff. 25:08.444 --> 25:11.907 Glittering flesh stars in the constellation of your hairy chest. 25:12.087 --> 25:13.509 I want to touch your sallow skin. 25:13.709 --> 25:14.910 Pull down your stinky jeans. 25:14.990 --> 25:19.515 Reveal your strange pale blue boxer shorts with a picture of Mickey Mouse on the bum. 25:20.748 --> 25:37.610 have you ever said to them that no I didn't find what I was looking for can you please help me because then presumably they would just go you know what would they do then they go I didn't mean I was just saying exactly so what couldn't you find I couldn't find an album by the Walker brothers that I want to listen to 25:38.090 --> 25:40.191 Have you tried looking in the Walker Brothers section? 25:40.592 --> 25:41.993 That's what it would, that's what would happen. 25:42.413 --> 25:43.994 Nothing more spectacular than that. 25:44.394 --> 25:44.854 You know what I mean? 25:44.894 --> 25:53.320 Like, they, they, they ask you the question as if some kind of robot is gonna come and, uh, okay, well, we'll, we'll find Findox, uh, we'll call up Findox. 25:53.620 --> 25:54.200 He's gonna come on. 25:55.481 --> 26:00.184 You have activated Findox, because you said you could not find something that you were looking for. 26:00.464 --> 26:01.665 I will help you find it. 26:02.245 --> 26:02.865 And I'll Findox. 26:05.756 --> 26:07.056 Looks at the Walker Brothers section. 26:09.777 --> 26:10.817 No, we haven't got it. 26:10.837 --> 26:13.797 Is there anything else I can help you with? 26:14.238 --> 26:15.938 I like the sound of Findox, you know? 26:16.318 --> 26:18.198 But I don't believe they do have Findox. 26:18.278 --> 26:20.019 I just don't think they've got anything. 26:20.119 --> 26:24.519 Did you know that since they started asking customers, have you found everything you're looking for? 26:24.599 --> 26:25.799 Their profits have gone up by 24.6%. 26:25.920 --> 26:28.080 Have they? 26:28.140 --> 26:28.860 Across the board. 26:28.880 --> 26:29.400 That's great. 26:29.420 --> 26:30.320 That's a good statistic. 26:30.380 --> 26:31.120 Isn't that amazing? 26:31.160 --> 26:31.460 Yeah. 26:31.740 --> 26:33.581 I mean, I made that up, but it could be true. 26:33.721 --> 26:33.921 Yeah. 26:34.881 --> 26:36.462 I mean, it probably is true. 26:36.502 --> 26:37.042 It must be true. 26:37.062 --> 26:40.344 Because a lot of people can't find what they're looking for in record stores. 26:40.364 --> 26:42.625 What do you think they would say if Bono came up? 26:44.006 --> 26:45.527 Uh... Yeah. 26:46.107 --> 26:46.608 Record then? 26:48.229 --> 26:48.829 Come on! 26:49.289 --> 26:50.530 Get another five minutes out of that. 26:51.210 --> 26:52.651 Uh, here is the muse! 26:52.991 --> 26:54.912 What if I don't want to? 26:55.112 --> 26:56.173 But I'm using email. 26:56.213 --> 26:57.534 Is that a problem? 27:05.202 --> 27:19.357 Yes, it's Text the Nation time, the nation's favourite feature as voted for by readers of Chit Chat magazine, a non-existent magazine that didn't do a poll, but we're trying to simulate an atmosphere of excitement and importance around this thing. 27:19.898 --> 27:20.538 Yeah, exactly. 27:21.099 --> 27:23.662 And it's won an award as well, I think this feature. 27:24.042 --> 27:25.083 It has won an Oscar. 27:25.624 --> 27:26.565 It's won an Oscar. 27:26.906 --> 27:29.409 It won the Oscar for Best Special Effects. 27:30.110 --> 27:33.374 It's not Oscar, it's not like an Academy Award, it's spelt slightly differently. 27:33.394 --> 27:36.317 Yeah, with a K and an A-A-A-H at the end. 27:36.538 --> 27:38.560 But it's won one of those Oscars. 27:39.741 --> 27:46.447 And this week on text donation We are talking about cop shows. 27:46.568 --> 27:46.788 Yeah. 27:47.108 --> 27:47.188 Now. 27:47.228 --> 27:48.389 This is a fun thing to do. 27:48.429 --> 28:00.120 I'm sure you guys do it prove it You know listeners because one fun thing to do For example, everyone knows is to make up names of bands that don't exist like make up new band names That's a fun thing to do 28:00.780 --> 28:05.603 Another thing I think is, which is fun, is to make up new cop show ideas, right? 28:05.623 --> 28:17.029 And that's what we're gonna be doing today on Text the Nation, because Lord alone knows there's no shortage of ridiculous, stupid new cop shows on TV with ludicrous titles. 28:17.509 --> 28:23.214 And just when you think there couldn't be anything more stupid, a new, stupider cop show will come along. 28:23.714 --> 28:30.299 And specifically, I'm thinking about a show that's being trailed at the moment, which is called... I think it's called Moonlight? 28:31.040 --> 28:32.781 And it's about a vampire cop. 28:33.902 --> 28:37.123 And just, you know, I was thinking, a vampire cop, are you serious? 28:37.143 --> 28:40.665 And this is hot on the heels of Dexter, who's the serial killer cop. 28:40.685 --> 28:41.545 Have you seen that one? 28:41.645 --> 28:43.246 Yeah, he kills others. 28:43.406 --> 28:44.967 He only kills serial killers, though. 28:45.167 --> 28:46.507 He kills, that's right, yeah. 28:46.588 --> 28:48.008 What does that do with your moral compass? 28:48.468 --> 28:49.409 Oh, sends it spinning. 28:49.569 --> 28:49.929 Spinning. 28:50.369 --> 28:52.310 All the way to the sofa for an appointment to view. 28:54.151 --> 28:59.255 Anyway, that's Dexter, uh, Moonlight, and I was thinking, vampire cop, that is ridiculous! 28:59.736 --> 29:06.862 A little quick search on the internet reveals that that is only, it's about the third vampire cop TV show. 29:06.882 --> 29:07.082 I'm sure. 29:07.182 --> 29:12.126 There's been Blood Ties, Forever Night, uh, Angel, as well. 29:12.867 --> 29:16.130 Um, all, more or less, uh, vampire or supernatural cops. 29:16.790 --> 29:21.134 And, of course, other cop shows in the genre, there's the OCD Cop. 29:21.774 --> 29:22.115 Who's that? 29:23.192 --> 29:23.612 Oh, Monk. 29:23.792 --> 29:24.553 Monk, of course. 29:25.333 --> 29:28.054 The OCD cop, the robot cop, apart from robot cop. 29:28.074 --> 29:29.915 We're talking TV cops here, right? 29:30.255 --> 29:34.217 So we're not going into movie cops, apart from, obviously, Robocop. 29:34.497 --> 29:36.858 There was a Robocop TV show as well, I think, wasn't there? 29:36.878 --> 29:37.378 Sure there was. 29:38.218 --> 29:40.419 But other robot cops, can you remember any others? 29:41.280 --> 29:44.741 Oh, 619, that robot cop. 29:45.322 --> 29:46.042 He's a real one. 29:46.062 --> 29:46.902 That's a great show. 29:47.482 --> 29:48.423 Holmes and Yo-Yo. 29:49.143 --> 30:06.444 homes and yo-yo not making this up remember homes and yo-yo uh that would have been early 80s late 70s don't remember that one i don't think it lasted very long uh homes and yo-yo one of them was a robot cop and the and his partner didn't realize he was a robot for quite some time it was yo-yo 30:07.445 --> 30:10.046 Uh, I think it was... Because it was probably an acronym. 30:10.406 --> 30:10.627 Yeah. 30:10.847 --> 30:11.567 YO, YO. 30:11.667 --> 30:12.747 I think you might be right there. 30:12.887 --> 30:13.308 For what? 30:13.528 --> 30:14.828 I... I can't imagine. 30:15.609 --> 30:19.450 Um... People could suggest... What that would be. 30:19.470 --> 30:24.712 There's only one word in the alphabet that begins with Y. But, uh, Yo-Yo was very uptight. 30:24.852 --> 30:25.193 Yogurt. 30:26.213 --> 30:30.255 Um, and, uh, Yo-Yo was very uptight as a cop, you know what I mean? 30:30.435 --> 30:33.236 And it turned out that the reason was because he was a robot. 30:33.743 --> 30:36.064 Anyway, other, other, um, let's see. 30:36.785 --> 30:38.505 Of course, there's the gardening detectives. 30:39.306 --> 30:40.647 Uh, Rosemary and Thaim. 30:40.867 --> 30:42.127 Rosemary and Thaim, yeah. 30:42.788 --> 30:49.831 Um, so we want you guys out there, you folks, our friends, our listener friends, to suggest new ideas for cop shows. 30:49.891 --> 30:50.572 Crazy new ways. 30:50.592 --> 30:51.632 There's a lot of money in it. 30:52.052 --> 30:56.775 If you can work out the correct cop show formula, and you send it to the big British castle, 30:57.435 --> 31:00.897 If it's good, and it only needs to be one line, it could fit in the text. 31:00.997 --> 31:02.697 If it's good, you'll be commissioned instantly. 31:02.877 --> 31:03.057 Yeah. 31:03.318 --> 31:05.158 Within weeks, it'll be on air. 31:05.538 --> 31:06.279 That's a guarantee. 31:06.319 --> 31:07.279 That's a guarantee. 31:07.379 --> 31:09.980 And if it's not the Big British Castle... This is not a guarantee. 31:10.641 --> 31:14.722 Then ITV1 or two or three or four will take it. 31:14.842 --> 31:15.563 Or more four. 31:15.843 --> 31:17.924 Well, a lot of these cop shows... Or five. 31:18.984 --> 31:23.287 A lot of these cop shows are showing on all kinds of strange little digital channels, you know what I mean? 31:23.788 --> 31:27.210 So there's all sorts of places you could get your new ridiculous cop show. 31:27.531 --> 31:32.934 So we want a one-sentence synopsis of the cop show plus a pithy title. 31:32.954 --> 31:34.295 Have you got any ideas there, Jack? 31:34.315 --> 31:37.578 I've got lots, but what I'd like to do is pitch them to you. 31:37.718 --> 31:37.898 Right. 31:38.418 --> 31:40.320 As if you're a commissioning editor. 31:40.420 --> 31:40.580 Yeah. 31:41.000 --> 31:42.762 But maybe we should have a bit of music first. 31:43.142 --> 31:43.862 Okay. 31:43.902 --> 31:44.683 Just to even the load. 31:44.703 --> 31:45.764 Is this my free play now? 31:46.588 --> 31:47.989 Oh, it's not fair, is it? 31:48.190 --> 31:52.633 Oh, this is We Are Scientists, with After Hours back with more textination after this. 31:52.653 --> 31:54.675 Oh, it's a little bit abrupt. 31:54.835 --> 31:57.217 It's quite rude the way that just ended there. 31:57.237 --> 31:58.938 Just left in the middle of things. 31:59.098 --> 32:03.822 Just, you know, I was showing off, jumping around, getting into it there, singing along, and then just an arrogant song. 32:04.102 --> 32:26.370 very arrogant conceited you know I saw we are scientists do you remember one time they were on the Brits or something and they did a little video message because they couldn't be there to collect some award or right maybe it wasn't the Brits who was some award ceremony they seemed very arrogant just like that song very arrogant bunch I'm sure they're lovely and that's very good that's called after hours by we are scientists dude do you love them 32:28.824 --> 32:33.928 That's a new one tomorrow on the six music chart you can listen to on this very station from from 2 p.m. 32:33.968 --> 32:43.436 Very rude 40 like Polly parrot sitting in her cage I don't know I'm ill Okay cop shows it's text the nation. 32:43.456 --> 32:48.580 We're asking you for your high concept TV detective shows Did someone say that to you this week or something? 32:48.681 --> 32:48.821 No 32:49.441 --> 32:51.843 Joe Cornish, you're like Polly Panett sitting in a cage. 32:52.163 --> 32:53.624 You know what the truth is? 32:53.784 --> 32:55.185 I didn't sleep last night at all. 32:55.305 --> 32:56.285 Oh, cos you're all jet lagged. 32:56.305 --> 32:56.886 I'm all jet lagged. 32:56.926 --> 32:59.027 I slept for 12 hours on Thursday night. 32:59.267 --> 33:00.428 He's a jet slag. 33:00.448 --> 33:02.409 When's the last time you slept for 12 solid hours? 33:02.469 --> 33:02.689 Never. 33:02.709 --> 33:04.510 I haven't done that for years. 33:04.590 --> 33:05.451 I was amazing. 33:05.491 --> 33:07.112 What kind of dreams did you have? 33:07.452 --> 33:11.335 I dreamt about the new issues of Edge Magazine and Empire Magazine. 33:11.355 --> 33:11.915 Genuinely. 33:12.936 --> 33:14.497 And the next morning, my dream came true. 33:14.697 --> 33:15.478 I went out and bought them. 33:15.838 --> 33:16.619 Oh, to have dreams. 33:16.699 --> 33:18.980 Oh, to have dreams that can come true so simply. 33:20.241 --> 33:20.701 True story. 33:20.862 --> 33:22.643 And yeah, but then last night, didn't sleep at all. 33:23.343 --> 33:23.563 Right. 33:23.664 --> 33:24.164 Not a wink. 33:24.444 --> 33:27.626 I dreamt, I had a dream like a, it was sort of like Sweeney Todd. 33:28.307 --> 33:29.428 And I was Sweeney Todd, right? 33:29.448 --> 33:30.809 And I was going around collecting. 33:30.869 --> 33:31.429 Was it a dream? 33:31.569 --> 33:36.312 I was collecting chavs and I was getting them drunk and then I was murdering them and making them into sushi. 33:37.213 --> 33:38.073 What does that mean? 33:38.093 --> 33:39.394 It means you're awful. 33:39.754 --> 33:41.234 It means I'm awful, doesn't it? 33:41.834 --> 33:48.237 You're someone who would be hunted by the type of TV cop we're about to discuss, says Joe, bringing it all the way round again. 33:48.497 --> 33:49.677 Was it human sushi? 33:49.817 --> 33:50.577 Chav sushi. 33:50.937 --> 33:52.718 Chav's is very, very snobbish. 33:53.058 --> 33:53.778 Polyparrot. 33:53.959 --> 33:54.559 Isn't it though? 33:54.759 --> 33:55.439 On your perch. 33:56.140 --> 34:00.282 So here are some ideas I'm going to pitch now to Adam for new high concept cop shows. 34:00.302 --> 34:00.742 Are you ready? 34:00.902 --> 34:01.142 I am. 34:01.423 --> 34:02.683 Okay, I'm going to get through them quite quickly. 34:02.723 --> 34:03.844 Skycops! 34:04.164 --> 34:09.007 Two skydiving cops patrol the sky for baddies who are attempting to escape from planes by skydiving. 34:09.527 --> 34:13.609 Whenever they get near the ground, they just arc their bodies and zoom upwards again in search of more crime. 34:14.070 --> 34:14.710 That's good. 34:14.830 --> 34:15.791 Can skydivers do that? 34:15.811 --> 34:16.851 They always do that on telly. 34:17.111 --> 34:18.992 They can do it if they're still in the air. 34:19.092 --> 34:21.073 They can't go back up again. 34:21.454 --> 34:21.854 Can't they? 34:21.934 --> 34:22.794 Because they do that. 34:22.914 --> 34:27.477 In James Bond films, skydivers on telly and films seem to be able to go up and down willy-nilly. 34:27.597 --> 34:28.738 They don't actually go up. 34:28.938 --> 34:32.660 What they do is they stop dropping quite so fast, so it appears that they're going up. 34:33.400 --> 34:34.441 I'm not sure about that. 34:34.621 --> 34:35.241 I'm pretty sure. 34:35.261 --> 34:36.601 In my show they can go up. 34:36.782 --> 34:37.802 No, there's gravity. 34:38.002 --> 34:39.283 Okay, well, so you don't want that one. 34:40.223 --> 34:41.404 I've got some doubts about that one. 34:41.424 --> 34:41.804 Lots of these. 34:42.184 --> 34:42.684 Speak faster. 34:42.704 --> 34:43.585 You can try another one. 34:43.985 --> 34:45.045 The Siamese detective. 34:45.085 --> 34:46.686 Siamese twins, good cop, bad cop. 34:46.746 --> 34:47.446 Disguises. 34:48.067 --> 34:48.587 I like it. 34:48.667 --> 34:48.887 Yeah? 34:49.047 --> 34:50.007 The S you can have that one. 34:50.027 --> 34:50.648 That's commissioned. 34:50.668 --> 34:51.288 Is that commissioned? 34:51.388 --> 34:52.488 Roller cops next week. 34:52.609 --> 34:53.229 Roller cops. 34:53.549 --> 34:55.330 In the 70s, roller skates. 34:56.110 --> 34:57.751 Seems a little bit self-consciously hit, yeah. 34:57.771 --> 34:58.871 I really like that one. 34:58.951 --> 34:59.891 I really like it. 34:59.931 --> 35:00.752 Is that a commission? 35:00.772 --> 35:01.752 How about this one? 35:14.156 --> 35:15.236 Body swapped with a worm. 35:15.857 --> 35:18.217 Very slow investigation of garden-based murders. 35:18.397 --> 35:22.839 Communicates by forming letters and numbers with his body, a bit like in the diving bell and the butterfly. 35:23.319 --> 35:26.660 Series two, he gets cut in half, the other half becomes a psychic. 35:27.000 --> 35:27.581 That's nice. 35:27.621 --> 35:28.221 Sergeant Wiggle. 35:28.341 --> 35:30.982 I think that would be good for children as well, Sergeant Wiggle. 35:31.002 --> 35:31.722 Possibly for children. 35:31.862 --> 35:32.862 What sort of crimes, though? 35:33.623 --> 35:34.723 Just leaving things out. 35:35.383 --> 35:36.064 Yes, exactly. 35:36.124 --> 35:37.926 Pesticides, that kind of thing. 35:38.327 --> 35:39.228 Bumper car cops. 35:39.688 --> 35:40.910 So is Sergeant Wiggle a goer? 35:41.050 --> 35:42.091 Yes, that's been commissioned. 35:43.192 --> 35:44.173 Bumper car cops. 35:44.854 --> 35:47.597 They patrol funfares and enforce bumper car rules. 35:48.057 --> 35:50.740 Many car chase sequences which always last exactly four minutes. 35:51.081 --> 35:52.723 I don't think you need to call it bumper car cops. 35:52.743 --> 35:53.704 I think just bumper cops. 35:53.724 --> 35:54.304 Bumper cops. 35:54.645 --> 35:55.045 I like it. 35:55.085 --> 35:56.467 That's why you're in the job you're in. 35:56.707 --> 35:56.827 Yeah. 35:56.847 --> 35:57.588 That's an interesting editor. 35:57.608 --> 35:58.548 I get paid a lot of money. 35:59.008 --> 35:59.769 Okay, another one? 36:00.209 --> 36:01.550 Yes, I've commissioned that one as well. 36:02.371 --> 36:03.411 I'm doing well, I've got four. 36:03.551 --> 36:05.492 I'm gonna put bumper cops on Wednesday nights. 36:05.512 --> 36:06.533 It'll be very well there. 36:06.553 --> 36:09.435 Actually, I'm gonna put it on Thursdays instead of Mitchell and Webb. 36:09.595 --> 36:09.935 Really? 36:10.195 --> 36:13.337 Yeah, even though I like Mitchell and Webb, but I'm gonna put bumper cops on first. 36:14.018 --> 36:14.358 Crops. 36:14.658 --> 36:15.259 It's an acronym. 36:15.419 --> 36:16.399 CROPS. 36:16.479 --> 36:17.140 Farm, please. 36:17.760 --> 36:18.260 Nice. 36:18.340 --> 36:20.662 Central, rural, operational, police service. 36:20.842 --> 36:23.584 Combine harvester chase, fistfight in pigsty, etc. 36:24.284 --> 36:47.586 very good crops crops and you can have a bit like witness you can have a lot of denouement in silos silos lots of being drained by grain grain silos one more grain is crops a goer i'm commissioning crops one more night sticks this is tea what this is teenage uh cops it's like skins but with the police night sticks aka on the beat 36:48.967 --> 36:50.368 Okay, because they're dancing. 36:51.189 --> 36:54.171 Teenage cop trainees sleep with each other and take drugs a lot like skins. 36:55.032 --> 36:55.412 Night sticks. 36:55.452 --> 36:56.012 Night sticks. 36:56.513 --> 36:57.293 I like it. 36:57.714 --> 37:00.095 And they can have those glow sticks, you know? 37:00.115 --> 37:01.376 Yeah, they could. 37:01.716 --> 37:05.559 It's mainly, you know, relating to their willies. 37:06.140 --> 37:06.960 Oh, okay. 37:07.481 --> 37:08.381 Night sticks. 37:08.481 --> 37:08.782 Yes. 37:08.822 --> 37:10.523 Who calls their willy their night stick? 37:11.023 --> 37:11.744 Young policeman. 37:13.470 --> 37:14.731 Okay, is that a commission? 37:14.791 --> 37:15.971 Yes, I've commissioned that one as well. 37:16.011 --> 37:17.632 I've got about five commissions there. 37:17.672 --> 37:19.313 You've got a heavy raft of commissions. 37:19.393 --> 37:19.833 There's more. 37:19.933 --> 37:20.673 Congratulations. 37:20.733 --> 37:23.294 Well, let's hear some more, because I've got a few as well that I'd like to pitch to you. 37:23.614 --> 37:26.756 Let's hear some more after this track, which you've chosen for us. 37:26.836 --> 37:28.377 Yeah, this is one I've played before. 37:28.837 --> 37:40.162 One of our favourite musicians in the world, Adam and I, is a man whose language we don't understand and whose name we can't pronounce without constantly getting complaints every time we pronounce it. 37:40.942 --> 37:42.904 It's spelled E-U-R-O-S, childs. 37:42.984 --> 37:43.804 I pronounce it A-R-O-S. 37:44.145 --> 37:44.485 A-R-O-S. 37:44.965 --> 37:45.326 U-R-O-S. 37:45.846 --> 37:46.286 U-R-O-S. 37:46.907 --> 37:48.388 I don't think even he knows how to say it. 37:48.468 --> 37:50.790 I would put an A capital A and then R-O-S. 37:50.950 --> 37:51.230 A-R-O-S. 37:51.430 --> 37:59.497 If you're listening in Wales, please tell us how to pronounce his name correctly, and please also tell us what the title and lyrics of this song mean. 38:00.578 --> 38:01.338 It's called... 38:02.199 --> 38:03.680 It says Joe Cashley. 38:03.880 --> 38:06.001 Our a-hole. 38:06.561 --> 38:07.361 Sounds a bit rude. 38:07.441 --> 38:07.981 A-U-R. 38:08.001 --> 38:08.702 I'm sure it isn't. 38:09.082 --> 38:09.742 And then Hall. 38:10.142 --> 38:12.323 By Eros Childs. 38:12.363 --> 38:14.264 This is a beautiful song, anyway. 38:14.644 --> 38:15.084 Here it is. 38:15.725 --> 38:16.705 Yeah, Eros Childs. 38:16.745 --> 38:24.248 Skipping a little bit there at the beginning, but just imagine that was a hot chip remix of Our a-hole by Oros Childs. 38:24.368 --> 38:27.430 And forgive us for mispronouncing his name and the name of the song. 38:27.830 --> 38:30.531 And if you're Welsh, you can please enlighten us via email. 38:30.731 --> 38:31.612 Which album is that from? 38:31.752 --> 38:35.034 That's from, uh, um... Oh, no, um... Chops? 38:35.214 --> 38:36.195 No, the one after it. 38:36.475 --> 38:37.936 Uh, Bor... What's it called? 38:38.176 --> 38:39.757 Um... Come on, come on, come on. 38:39.777 --> 38:40.157 Borah. 38:40.197 --> 38:40.618 Borah. 38:40.698 --> 38:41.198 We'll look it up. 38:41.378 --> 38:41.658 Yeah. 38:41.799 --> 38:42.439 We'll figure it out. 38:42.639 --> 38:42.899 Yeah. 38:43.079 --> 38:43.900 Don't you worry, dear. 38:44.020 --> 38:46.061 Now, we're in the middle of text donation, ladies and gentlemen. 38:46.081 --> 38:53.887 We're gonna be reading out some of your texts in the next half hour, but now it's my turn to pitch a few of my, uh, new cop show ideas to Joe. 38:53.927 --> 38:54.507 I haven't got that many. 38:54.527 --> 38:55.568 It's called Borah, isn't it? 38:55.808 --> 38:57.910 Boredah, yeah, there you go, I think that's right. 38:58.591 --> 39:02.414 So I was thinking about, I was thinking about a tramp cop, yeah? 39:02.594 --> 39:02.834 Yes. 39:04.316 --> 39:06.218 And he's called Sergeant Vagrant. 39:07.054 --> 39:07.314 Nice. 39:07.654 --> 39:07.895 Right? 39:08.255 --> 39:08.415 Yeah. 39:08.695 --> 39:19.202 And he just goes around, he's got an alternative lifestyle, you know, and throughout the series you would find out little bits and pieces of information about how he came to be on the streets, you know. 39:19.622 --> 39:23.244 So it's got like quite a serious little undertow to the whole thing. 39:23.405 --> 39:23.665 Right. 39:24.205 --> 39:29.448 But he's, you know, working within the homeless community and stuff and solving murders and stuff. 39:29.649 --> 39:32.290 It's quite a serious show, but it's got a fun title. 39:32.330 --> 39:33.131 Sergeant Vagrant. 39:33.151 --> 39:34.051 Sergeant Vagrant. 39:34.091 --> 39:34.412 Yes. 39:34.752 --> 39:35.793 Does he have a catchphrase? 39:36.693 --> 39:37.093 A hook. 39:37.673 --> 39:38.794 It'd be good to have a hook, wouldn't it? 39:38.814 --> 39:40.234 You know, Kojak's got his lolly. 39:40.394 --> 39:42.655 Could you lend us Ted B for a cup of tea? 39:42.895 --> 39:44.415 That's his catchphrase, yes. 39:45.015 --> 39:50.837 I mean, he's struggling with alcoholism and all kinds of problems, because he's a real vagrant, you know, he's not, uh, undercover. 39:51.377 --> 39:52.017 That's the thing. 39:52.057 --> 39:54.257 You would think that maybe he was undercover, but he's not. 39:54.718 --> 39:56.698 He's actually, uh, homeless. 39:57.318 --> 39:58.558 So that's Sergeant Vagrant. 39:59.019 --> 40:00.599 What are you... Will you commission it? 40:01.039 --> 40:01.879 Uh, no, I won't. 40:02.240 --> 40:02.380 Oh. 40:02.400 --> 40:03.500 Because it's too depressing. 40:03.680 --> 40:03.920 Is it? 40:03.940 --> 40:05.261 I tell you what I will do, though. 40:05.281 --> 40:06.781 No, but it would be not depressing. 40:07.121 --> 40:08.902 You know, he would, it would be inspiring. 40:08.982 --> 40:11.523 And it wouldn't be a realistic portrayal of what it's like to be homeless. 40:11.543 --> 40:12.343 Don't worry about that. 40:12.383 --> 40:13.424 It wouldn't be depressing in that way. 40:13.624 --> 40:16.665 It would be very upbeat, and it would make out like all homeless people are inspirational. 40:16.685 --> 40:17.265 You're babbling. 40:17.365 --> 40:18.466 And they're out there by their own choice. 40:18.486 --> 40:20.006 Why don't you speak to Jane McTurnbull? 40:20.066 --> 40:22.047 She's, uh, head of the community. 40:22.107 --> 40:23.287 I spoke to Jane McTurnbull. 40:23.307 --> 40:24.568 She said it was a grotesque idea. 40:25.248 --> 40:25.728 Kick me out. 40:25.748 --> 40:29.410 She's head of the communities and charities division, programming department. 40:29.430 --> 40:29.951 Alright then. 40:29.971 --> 40:30.451 Speak to her. 40:30.471 --> 40:32.052 That's not a mainstream idea. 40:32.152 --> 40:32.732 How about this one? 40:33.272 --> 40:34.073 Ghost Cop. 40:34.553 --> 40:36.034 And it's called Haunter. 40:37.737 --> 40:41.158 and he's called Haunter and Mike Haunter. 40:41.518 --> 40:42.378 Mike Haunter? 40:42.398 --> 40:44.078 Yes, he was shot in a raid. 40:44.298 --> 40:45.358 He was shot in a raid. 40:45.699 --> 40:48.379 And now he's come back to solve the crime. 40:48.799 --> 40:51.760 And then after he solved that, he's gonna solve other crimes. 40:52.020 --> 40:52.520 Haunter. 40:53.360 --> 40:54.480 Mike Haunter. 40:55.040 --> 40:56.661 I've got a bad feeling about this. 40:56.881 --> 40:57.861 That's his catchphrase. 40:57.941 --> 40:58.901 Feels a bit pate. 40:59.341 --> 40:59.661 What? 40:59.721 --> 41:01.081 Got any worm based ideas? 41:01.101 --> 41:01.922 I commissioned. 41:01.942 --> 41:03.382 Oh, Mr Wiggles I commissioned. 41:04.062 --> 41:04.462 off you. 41:04.823 --> 41:07.424 Yeah, Sergeant Wiggles, Detective Wiggles, whatever it was. 41:07.684 --> 41:08.125 Sergeant Wiggle. 41:08.145 --> 41:09.425 And you're not a commissioning haunter. 41:09.546 --> 41:11.327 You've been fired from your commissioning job. 41:11.367 --> 41:13.748 Now the boot's on the other foot and you're not doing very well. 41:13.768 --> 41:14.869 Alright then, what about this? 41:15.529 --> 41:17.811 Um, a bit like Charlie's Angels, this would be, right? 41:18.011 --> 41:18.771 Model Cops. 41:19.212 --> 41:20.672 And it's called Pretty Please. 41:23.714 --> 41:24.475 Yep, keep talking. 41:24.855 --> 41:25.355 That's it. 41:25.956 --> 41:26.756 That's all I've got. 41:26.876 --> 41:27.317 I like it. 41:27.497 --> 41:28.257 Pretty please. 41:28.337 --> 41:28.798 I like it. 41:29.058 --> 41:30.099 Can Amanda Holden be in it? 41:30.259 --> 41:31.099 Yes, she can. 41:31.199 --> 41:31.540 It's on. 41:31.580 --> 41:32.520 You've got yourself a commission. 41:32.640 --> 41:36.663 She can be the hard-bitten, um, you know, Detective Inspector. 41:36.683 --> 41:37.444 Chief Inspector. 41:37.524 --> 41:38.304 Chief Inspector. 41:38.484 --> 41:39.225 Amanda Holden. 41:39.245 --> 41:41.546 They've got to report to Amanda Holden at the end of each episode. 41:41.566 --> 41:42.347 Chief Inspector. 41:42.827 --> 41:43.608 Exactly. 41:43.648 --> 41:43.928 Yeah. 41:44.188 --> 41:45.609 Chief Inspector. 41:45.929 --> 41:46.530 I like that. 41:46.550 --> 41:47.210 Write that down. 41:47.610 --> 41:48.971 So that's all I had for you. 41:48.991 --> 41:49.532 That's all you got. 41:50.032 --> 41:50.852 Sergeant Vagrant. 41:52.173 --> 41:52.373 No. 41:52.493 --> 41:53.054 Haunter? 41:53.834 --> 41:54.894 You're not commissioning Haunter. 41:54.914 --> 41:55.915 Haunter's too derivative. 41:56.015 --> 41:56.315 No. 41:56.575 --> 41:57.375 Derivative of what? 41:57.636 --> 42:00.137 Of other shows about ghost cops. 42:00.317 --> 42:00.797 There's none. 42:01.117 --> 42:01.777 I'm sure there are. 42:01.877 --> 42:03.318 I don't believe there are any. 42:04.058 --> 42:04.919 I've done my research. 42:06.409 --> 42:10.951 Yeah, apart from Randall and Hopkirk this season, all the other ones, there's none. 42:11.211 --> 42:13.071 Keep your ideas coming in, listeners. 42:13.091 --> 42:14.512 We've got loads of really good ones already. 42:14.572 --> 42:21.334 Text 64046 or email adamandjo.6musicatbbc.co.uk with your high-concept cop show ideas. 42:21.774 --> 42:25.416 If they're even slightly good, they're bound to be on the BBC before you can say... 42:26.736 --> 42:27.837 I don't know, poo pants. 42:27.977 --> 42:28.197 Yeah. 42:28.777 --> 42:31.219 Now, for fans of news, it's time for the news. 42:31.299 --> 42:33.680 That's Great DJ by Ting Tings. 42:34.560 --> 42:38.042 Uh, I just assumed Ting Tings were both about 12, but they're not actually. 42:38.563 --> 42:40.524 Like, there's a bloke and a blonde lady. 42:40.584 --> 42:41.904 That's what Ting Tings are, right? 42:41.924 --> 42:43.365 They're both grown adults. 42:43.525 --> 42:45.066 The bloke is definitely grown adults. 42:45.266 --> 42:48.228 The lady is in her early or mid-twenties, I believe. 42:48.948 --> 42:50.629 And that's not young enough, I don't think. 42:50.709 --> 42:52.610 You know, to be in the charts, that's ludicrous. 42:52.730 --> 42:53.471 That's ludicrous. 42:53.971 --> 42:55.492 They're way over age. 42:55.932 --> 43:05.997 Now we're going to return to Text-o-Nation in just a short while and we'll be reading out some of your texts and emails on the subject of new cop shows. 43:06.137 --> 43:11.740 Can I just tell the listeners that the Oros Childs album that that track was off of is Borda. 43:12.160 --> 43:12.900 Borda. 43:12.960 --> 43:14.241 Yeah. 43:14.441 --> 43:16.062 And yeah, very good album. 43:16.102 --> 43:18.063 And he's got an even more recent one as well, hasn't he? 43:18.083 --> 43:18.243 Has he? 43:18.939 --> 43:20.320 There was one afterboard, Darr. 43:20.360 --> 43:21.221 He's very prolific. 43:21.321 --> 43:24.063 Oh, that's right, with all the sort of... Was that the one with the flowers on it? 43:24.083 --> 43:24.484 Yeah. 43:24.504 --> 43:26.125 It's hard to keep up with. 43:26.205 --> 43:26.886 And they're all good. 43:26.986 --> 43:27.626 All worth getting. 43:27.826 --> 43:28.787 All worth getting. 43:29.328 --> 43:33.391 So while I was in Los Angeles, I went to see a film that's out here in the UK. 43:34.192 --> 43:35.573 It's called Ten Thousand B.C. 43:36.093 --> 43:43.802 Oh, now this is the guy that did Day After Tomorrow and Independence Day and Stargate and all that sort of business, Roland Emmerich. 43:44.283 --> 43:46.025 He's made some of the worst films of all time. 43:46.245 --> 43:51.371 Well, you might say that, or you might say he's made some of the best films of all time, depending on whether 43:51.391 --> 43:52.252 that he likes his films on. 43:52.272 --> 43:53.513 That would be another way of looking at it. 43:53.653 --> 43:56.796 He famously made the most expensive student film ever. 43:57.116 --> 43:57.417 Oh right. 43:58.157 --> 44:00.339 I forget what it was called, as usual on this show. 44:00.400 --> 44:01.881 We tend to forget what everything's called. 44:02.522 --> 44:06.365 But it was a massively expensive science fiction epic. 44:06.385 --> 44:06.585 Yeah. 44:07.046 --> 44:10.249 He made almost feature length, I think, while he was at film school. 44:10.629 --> 44:14.453 And then he was catapulted to stardom with his exciting film Stargate. 44:15.194 --> 44:16.215 And he's got a new one now. 44:17.148 --> 44:18.368 And it's all about cavemen. 44:18.789 --> 44:20.909 Is it a remake of the other film? 44:20.969 --> 44:22.250 No, no, no. 44:22.950 --> 44:26.471 It stars cavemen and ladies, and it's always difficult to name them, isn't it? 44:27.972 --> 44:29.052 If you're writing a script. 44:29.072 --> 44:32.293 Well, do they, first question, they're not speaking English, presumably? 44:32.333 --> 44:33.574 Yes, they are speaking English. 44:34.534 --> 44:35.794 It's a kind of big mishmash. 44:35.995 --> 44:41.436 It's so stupid that it's misguided to try and hold it up to any kind of historical reality. 44:41.496 --> 44:45.778 Because I think the other 10,000, there was another 10,000 BC, wasn't there, with Barbara Bach, wasn't it? 44:46.398 --> 44:47.238 Uh, was there? 44:47.479 --> 44:48.239 Oh, I can't remember. 44:48.459 --> 44:49.980 There was something like that. 44:50.020 --> 44:56.962 There was a film very similar, and they didn't even... I mean, it was rubbish, but they didn't... Maybe I'm thinking of Quest for Fire with Naomi Campbell. 44:58.323 --> 45:00.784 But they didn't speak English in that, I don't think. 45:00.884 --> 45:02.425 Quest for Fire, you're right. 45:02.445 --> 45:05.606 They invented a kind... They spoke a kind of invented language. 45:06.046 --> 45:07.046 Yeah, that's correct. 45:07.106 --> 45:12.789 But there are lots of other... Yeah, there are lots of other caveman films, but this is quite the stupidest of all time. 45:13.349 --> 45:14.489 What would your caveman name be? 45:14.509 --> 45:15.530 Do you think if you were a caveman? 45:16.934 --> 45:22.976 Well, the obvious ones are, you know, Ugg and Grunty. 45:23.816 --> 45:24.737 Yeah. 45:25.057 --> 45:26.597 Well, yeah. 45:26.798 --> 45:30.479 Mine would be... Well, the lead in 10,000 BC, his name is... 45:34.068 --> 45:41.831 Spelt D apostrophe, L-E-H, bleh, which is almost meh, meh, or duh, brain. 45:42.091 --> 45:46.172 Well, someone, if there's someone called bleh, then there will be someone called neh. 45:47.452 --> 45:48.653 They don't turn up in the film. 45:49.153 --> 45:51.474 His girlfriend is called Evolie. 45:52.475 --> 45:54.378 Oh... It's beautiful name. 45:55.399 --> 45:57.242 Your name is beautiful. 45:57.442 --> 45:58.223 Beautiful name. 45:59.365 --> 46:00.627 I have not heard that one before. 46:01.008 --> 46:02.450 Put sausage in pocket. 46:02.730 --> 46:04.913 They don't say that. 46:05.955 --> 46:07.337 Another character is called Tick Tick. 46:08.078 --> 46:08.959 Tick, tick, is he fun? 46:08.979 --> 46:26.480 Tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, 46:27.521 --> 46:29.262 And the baddie's just called Warlord. 46:30.704 --> 46:31.925 Yes, no he's not. 46:31.965 --> 46:33.506 He is Warlord. 46:33.706 --> 46:35.388 They're very clean cavemen in 10,000 BC. 46:35.588 --> 46:37.670 And do they talk a bit like this in the film? 46:37.970 --> 46:42.134 Yes, they say things like, we are tired, we sleep here. 46:43.055 --> 46:46.799 Yeah, and the four-legged monsters are approaching. 46:47.779 --> 46:48.039 Yeah? 46:48.199 --> 46:48.479 Yeah. 46:48.599 --> 46:49.880 It's not very good dialogue, is it? 46:50.100 --> 46:50.300 No. 46:50.400 --> 46:53.661 And you will always be in my heart. 46:54.341 --> 46:55.942 Oh, so they've worked out hard. 46:55.982 --> 46:57.383 They speak like they're on the OC. 46:57.563 --> 46:57.803 Yeah. 46:58.023 --> 46:58.883 It's very all over the place. 46:58.903 --> 47:00.003 They've got very white teeth. 47:00.604 --> 47:02.164 They've all got hair like Lenny Kravitz. 47:02.744 --> 47:04.725 They worship the girl with the blue eyes. 47:05.065 --> 47:05.686 Right. 47:05.766 --> 47:07.586 It's a bit racially suspicious, this film. 47:07.646 --> 47:07.906 Is it? 47:08.106 --> 47:08.707 It is, yeah. 47:10.187 --> 47:13.908 All blind people and old people in the film have powers of prophetic visions. 47:13.928 --> 47:14.468 Uh-huh. 47:14.668 --> 47:27.132 Yeah, that's very Roland Emmerich thing as well All right, but the point of this whole thing is is to warn people not to see it Just don't see it because my wife was very excited by the prospect. 47:27.392 --> 47:28.452 She loves the loincloth. 47:28.672 --> 47:30.253 She loves loincloth She likes prime. 47:30.313 --> 47:32.333 She fights primeval civilization. 47:32.413 --> 47:38.235 That's why she married you exactly right to live in a time that seems like the dawn of man 47:40.630 --> 47:44.073 She likes a kind of basic form of human. 47:44.534 --> 47:45.435 Such a gin pocket. 47:45.475 --> 47:46.356 Hairy man. 47:47.236 --> 47:48.578 That is why she likes me. 47:49.018 --> 47:56.245 Now, I think she was excited about it because I think she thought she was going to get a bit of a mix of romance, but not much. 47:56.285 --> 47:57.626 You wouldn't have to think very hard. 47:57.786 --> 47:58.046 True. 47:58.467 --> 48:02.090 There'd be some action and some beautiful vistas. 48:02.110 --> 48:03.731 It would be cinematic and spectacular. 48:04.612 --> 48:05.472 Are those things not true? 48:07.233 --> 48:07.633 Yeah. 48:08.413 --> 48:09.934 Well, it's certainly spectacular. 48:09.954 --> 48:10.834 Has he not got any good bits? 48:10.854 --> 48:13.034 Because all his films have got good bits. 48:13.134 --> 48:16.315 No, there's one new thing he's got, which is mammoths. 48:17.596 --> 48:18.616 Mammoths stampede. 48:18.836 --> 48:20.536 Mammoths helping you build the pyramids. 48:21.017 --> 48:24.418 It all going tits up on the pyramids and the mammoths stampeding. 48:24.818 --> 48:25.218 That's it. 48:26.438 --> 48:27.058 It's awful. 48:27.238 --> 48:27.759 Mammoths. 48:27.839 --> 48:28.699 Don't watch it. 48:29.239 --> 48:30.420 No, I wasn't hired on my list. 48:30.460 --> 48:30.900 Don't help them. 48:31.280 --> 48:31.420 No. 48:31.500 --> 48:31.841 You know? 48:32.321 --> 48:32.761 Exactly. 48:33.141 --> 48:34.702 How much did it cost? 48:34.722 --> 48:35.522 10,000 BC. 48:35.542 --> 48:36.142 10,000 BC? 48:36.703 --> 48:40.604 That's the unit of currency in the end of times. 48:40.624 --> 48:41.685 And in modern money. 48:41.725 --> 48:42.665 That's a lot, isn't it? 48:42.685 --> 48:43.346 That's a lot. 48:43.686 --> 48:43.886 Yeah. 48:44.326 --> 48:46.168 Yeah, but don't worry, it's all cartoons. 48:46.768 --> 48:47.949 Oh, none of the mammoths are real. 48:48.269 --> 48:49.770 It's the stupidest film I've ever seen. 48:50.291 --> 48:51.952 Oh wow, and you've seen a lot of stupid films. 48:51.972 --> 48:54.995 Yeah, I couldn't even bring myself to make sarcastic comments to my friend. 48:55.535 --> 48:56.856 That's how insulting it was. 48:56.896 --> 48:57.977 You sat right the way through it. 48:58.137 --> 48:58.337 Yeah. 48:59.138 --> 49:00.899 Man, what are you doing going to see 10,000? 49:01.720 --> 49:02.300 Relaxing. 49:02.320 --> 49:03.781 You must have been so bored. 49:04.622 --> 49:06.283 Uh, did you have, what kind of snacks did you have? 49:06.303 --> 49:06.564 Goobers. 49:06.904 --> 49:07.164 Yeah. 49:07.244 --> 49:08.105 I always have the goobers. 49:08.385 --> 49:09.025 What are goobers? 49:09.306 --> 49:10.206 Chocolate-covered peanuts. 49:11.307 --> 49:12.328 Ohhh, goobers. 49:12.388 --> 49:13.448 Can't get them in the UK. 49:13.609 --> 49:15.310 I go for those nice minty ones. 49:15.930 --> 49:20.153 You know, with the soft mint centre and the chocolate round the outside. 49:20.173 --> 49:21.714 I forget what they're called in America. 49:22.655 --> 49:22.955 Mints. 49:23.175 --> 49:23.935 I'll remember. 49:24.756 --> 49:25.897 Now, here's Adam and the Ants. 49:25.937 --> 49:27.058 This is an old one, isn't it? 49:27.178 --> 49:27.938 Car trouble! 49:28.118 --> 49:29.579 What if I don't want to? 49:29.619 --> 49:31.260 But I'm using email. 49:31.300 --> 49:32.641 Is that a problem? 49:40.182 --> 49:40.682 Do you know what? 49:41.063 --> 49:41.223 No. 49:41.503 --> 49:44.225 I think our listeners have just got used to us getting everything wrong. 49:44.586 --> 49:44.866 Right. 49:45.006 --> 49:47.568 We've got four things completely wrong so far. 49:47.968 --> 49:48.569 What have we got wrong? 49:48.809 --> 49:50.411 Unable to come up with the names of albums. 49:50.491 --> 49:50.751 Yeah. 49:50.911 --> 49:51.551 Just facts. 49:52.112 --> 49:54.194 Well that's not getting it wrong so much it's just not knowing. 49:54.454 --> 49:56.796 Usually we get one or two gnarkey texts. 49:57.236 --> 49:57.697 Haven't got any. 49:58.317 --> 49:59.138 Well, that's okay. 49:59.178 --> 49:59.979 I'd say it's a good thing. 50:00.019 --> 50:05.605 I think the listeners have got used to a certain level of ill-informed-d-d-d-d-d-tiveness. 50:05.886 --> 50:10.211 Well, you know, the other thing might be that there's just no one listening because it's Easter weekend. 50:10.231 --> 50:11.352 It takes the pressure off, doesn't it? 50:11.372 --> 50:11.592 Yeah. 50:13.654 --> 50:42.954 Now it's text the nation time and we asked you if you recall just talking to me Yeah, I am thanks to send us in ideas for new cop shows We want the more ridiculous the better, you know, and we need a description of the cop show and the title I suggested sergeant vagrant and a bucket of cold scorn was porn or poured all over it porn It was porn actually that was thinking there's got to be some kind of porn cop as well, you know Yeah, but it wouldn't be suitable for this program would it not really as they morning you have fun with all the titles though 50:43.594 --> 50:44.014 You could. 50:44.474 --> 50:46.275 But that's for another show, apparently. 50:46.715 --> 50:49.555 Here's one that's come in from Akira in Grimsby. 50:50.136 --> 50:52.356 Okay, this is just a very punny one to kick us off. 50:52.456 --> 50:52.676 Yes. 50:53.056 --> 50:56.677 My idea for a cop show is a Spanish cop who is also a Hollywood director. 50:57.157 --> 51:02.439 He arrests very bad men and then makes millions from his own movie adaptations of their crimes. 51:03.159 --> 51:08.060 We all know you can make an extra 50% profit by sticking a Based on Real Events line on a poster. 51:08.440 --> 51:11.741 The show is called Francis Ford Cop Hola. 51:13.521 --> 51:14.542 Yeah? 51:14.982 --> 51:16.863 Yeah, you don't pronounce the H of course. 51:17.263 --> 51:17.583 Coppola. 51:17.603 --> 51:18.624 That's all you need. 51:18.644 --> 51:19.044 That's true. 51:19.284 --> 51:19.884 Coppola. 51:20.104 --> 51:21.085 So it works perfectly. 51:21.445 --> 51:23.286 Yeah, this is from Cheryl and Clive. 51:23.486 --> 51:24.527 That's a good one, Akira. 51:24.947 --> 51:25.867 A cop show idea. 51:26.427 --> 51:31.230 A postman and a fireman who are undercover cops that sort through mail looking for bombs. 51:31.630 --> 51:33.391 It would be called Post Fire. 51:34.502 --> 51:35.123 Post fire. 51:35.143 --> 51:35.683 Post man. 51:35.863 --> 51:36.424 Fire man. 51:36.604 --> 51:37.425 Bombs in letters. 51:37.505 --> 51:38.126 Post fire. 51:38.206 --> 51:38.846 Post fire. 51:38.906 --> 51:39.487 Post fire. 51:39.747 --> 51:41.068 What does post fire mean though? 51:41.148 --> 51:43.270 It's just an exciting amalgam of words. 51:43.831 --> 51:44.231 Right. 51:44.432 --> 51:44.712 Right. 51:44.932 --> 51:45.533 Post fire. 51:45.853 --> 51:46.474 Post fire. 51:46.494 --> 51:46.834 Come on. 51:48.936 --> 51:49.256 No. 51:49.577 --> 51:49.937 No. 51:50.197 --> 51:50.918 That's pretty good. 51:51.398 --> 51:52.499 Pete in Edinburgh. 51:52.840 --> 51:53.580 Bin men cops. 51:54.502 --> 51:56.183 The show is called Taking the Trash Out. 51:56.863 --> 51:59.564 Mmm, it's just taking out the trash. 52:00.424 --> 52:01.585 Okay, ready for another one? 52:01.685 --> 52:02.925 Oh, that was it. 52:02.945 --> 52:05.687 That's just a hard, fast, you know, it's a quick pitch. 52:05.807 --> 52:07.007 I like that one though, that's good. 52:07.027 --> 52:09.128 You could go through all the rubbish for clues and stuff. 52:09.168 --> 52:10.108 There's all sorts of things. 52:10.388 --> 52:13.090 And they look nice, you know, bin men. 52:13.350 --> 52:20.112 Martin Intimpoli has a copper who solves crimes whilst constantly fiddling with his music player, I Plod. 52:23.534 --> 52:24.735 pretty good. 52:24.815 --> 52:25.255 That's good. 52:25.275 --> 52:26.336 Here's an anonymous one. 52:27.937 --> 52:29.438 Keep Off the Grass is the name of the show. 52:29.838 --> 52:36.363 It's a show about a cop who is not only a grass, but also a gardener and an illicit drug smoker. 52:36.583 --> 52:41.226 Well, wasn't Andrew Collins' cop show a little bit like that grass, you know? 52:42.346 --> 52:43.087 Was that a cop show? 52:43.547 --> 52:45.749 I think it had elements. 52:45.989 --> 52:46.429 Possibly. 52:46.449 --> 52:47.690 Here's one of my favorites. 52:47.750 --> 52:48.731 It's anonymous again. 52:49.585 --> 52:54.310 But it's brilliant, a one-eyed private eye, bringing justice to the mean streets of mythical Greece. 52:54.750 --> 52:55.411 Private one-eye? 52:55.631 --> 52:55.951 Clops. 52:56.932 --> 52:57.553 Clops? 52:57.993 --> 52:58.314 Yeah. 52:58.834 --> 53:00.296 It could even be PSI clops. 53:00.436 --> 53:01.237 I think that would be good. 53:01.257 --> 53:01.797 Psychic cyclops. 53:01.897 --> 53:02.578 Cyclops. 53:02.598 --> 53:03.219 Cyclops. 53:03.359 --> 53:04.100 Cyclops. 53:04.560 --> 53:05.221 I like that one. 53:05.241 --> 53:06.062 That's very good, isn't it? 53:06.082 --> 53:07.263 Can you get Ray Harryhausen? 53:07.303 --> 53:08.064 Is he still alive? 53:08.364 --> 53:08.884 Yes, he is. 53:09.710 --> 53:10.971 He just moves a little gently. 53:12.032 --> 53:12.993 Yeah, takes ages. 53:13.794 --> 53:14.955 Um, to get him moving. 53:15.236 --> 53:16.277 But, um, that's good. 53:16.477 --> 53:17.438 That's good, isn't it? 53:17.658 --> 53:18.119 That's brilliant. 53:18.339 --> 53:26.067 And someone else suggested, actually, when I was talking about, uh, Sergeant Vagrant, of course, a better name for the, uh, Homeless Cop Show would be Hobo Cop. 53:27.228 --> 53:29.290 That's true, that would be a better name, you know? 53:29.630 --> 53:32.433 What about, uh, this from Chef John Twitcher? 53:33.334 --> 53:38.539 A bird-watching detective who spots crimes through his binoculars in areas of outstanding natural beauty and aviaries. 53:38.900 --> 53:40.241 That's perfect for the BBC. 53:40.842 --> 53:41.322 Twitcher. 53:41.562 --> 53:45.286 Yeah, you could have Odie in a sort of minor supporting role as the Chief, maybe. 53:45.486 --> 53:45.747 Yeah. 53:46.387 --> 53:48.509 Uh, it could be sponsored by the National Trust. 53:48.870 --> 53:53.354 And it's all undercover, he goes around and is like... One minute at beautiful rare chaffinch. 53:53.534 --> 53:53.774 Uh-huh. 53:53.835 --> 53:55.496 The next minute at violent stabbing. 53:56.637 --> 53:57.157 Exactly. 53:57.557 --> 53:57.858 Bang. 53:58.018 --> 53:58.818 No, that is a good idea. 53:58.838 --> 53:59.538 That is a good idea. 53:59.578 --> 53:59.978 Twitcher. 54:00.238 --> 54:02.759 I mean, if you've got Rosemary and Thyme, sure. 54:03.239 --> 54:03.460 Sure. 54:03.540 --> 54:04.340 Why is it called Twitcher? 54:04.640 --> 54:06.721 Because that's a euphemism for birdwatching. 54:06.741 --> 54:06.881 Is it? 54:06.901 --> 54:07.821 They're called Twitchers, yeah. 54:07.861 --> 54:08.521 Didn't realise that. 54:08.761 --> 54:12.663 Yeah, you know, if they commissioned Rosemary and Thyme, they'll commission Twitcher, surely. 54:13.163 --> 54:14.944 bird-watching, because that would be nice. 54:15.084 --> 54:16.984 That would be nice, because there's two types of show. 54:17.004 --> 54:20.325 There's a sort of evening cop show that's a little bit violent and dark. 54:20.365 --> 54:24.167 Maybe the vampire, the Dexter type thing would be, would fit into that evening. 54:24.187 --> 54:25.507 And they're sort of family murders. 54:25.767 --> 54:26.107 Exactly. 54:26.127 --> 54:32.990 And then there's afternoon shows like the one with Dick Van Dyke, where he's a little bit like Quincy, you know, and he's a pathologist or something like that. 54:33.010 --> 54:33.890 Interfering old ladies. 54:34.130 --> 54:34.750 sort of thing. 54:34.870 --> 54:35.391 That's right. 54:36.531 --> 54:40.993 And it's a good place for actors to get some work as well, you know? 54:41.053 --> 54:42.734 Everyone does those shows every now and again. 54:42.774 --> 54:43.814 It keeps actors alive. 54:44.315 --> 54:48.056 Dave G suggests a show called Little Wonder. 54:48.877 --> 55:02.083 A cop gets shot and is somehow sent back in time to 1997, where they have to deal with a foul-mouthed commander whilst being followed by a David Bowie lookalike, trying to fob a drum and bass project, all to a classic Britpop soundtrack. 55:02.543 --> 55:04.464 Well, that's practically life on Mars, isn't it? 55:04.564 --> 55:05.965 But with Bowie in it. 55:05.985 --> 55:06.645 But with Bowie in it. 55:06.685 --> 55:11.527 Good to actually get... Because life on Mars, of course, and Ashes to Ashes are inspired by Bowie tracks. 55:11.687 --> 55:14.208 I like this idea of actually getting Bowie to play a cop, though. 55:14.249 --> 55:15.689 Marking Wiggins got a similar idea. 55:15.709 --> 55:20.031 Retired pop superstar sings the hits and catches the bad guys Bowie's Law. 55:20.331 --> 55:23.693 Well, Bowie did an album called Outside, which was about an art cop. 55:24.053 --> 55:26.214 It had a- did it have a crazy video game tied into it? 55:26.274 --> 55:26.914 Was that the same thing? 55:26.934 --> 55:27.894 Yeah, and what was the name of the cop? 55:27.914 --> 55:32.935 We gotta find out these facts, cause the facts were ludicrous, even when the album came out, I remember chuckling about them. 55:33.555 --> 55:36.936 And, uh, so we'll dig out the facts of what Bowie's Cop was called. 55:37.496 --> 55:41.557 Um, and, and find, uh, and read some more of your texts out after this next track. 55:41.797 --> 55:43.578 Now we're gonna play- are we playing this trail? 55:44.538 --> 55:54.604 Um, and then after the trail is, uh, uh, one of my free plays for you listeners, and it's gonna be a track called Tomi Tomi, uh, by, or maybe Tomi Tomi, by Kanui and Lula. 55:54.644 --> 56:00.127 It's a kind of Hawaiian thing, and it comes from a brilliant compilation that I imagine every ad man worth his salt. 56:00.827 --> 56:18.526 owns, which is called Gimme Dat Heart Boy, the roots of Captain Beefheart, so it's lots of music that either influenced or or seem to inspire Captain Beefheart and it's amazing, it's got an incredible mix of stuff, I really recommend it and the track that you're going to hear after the trail is one of those, Tomitomi by Kanui and Lula. 56:18.586 --> 56:19.407 Now here's the trail! 56:19.767 --> 56:22.990 Tommy Tommy by Kanooie and Lula. 56:23.691 --> 56:29.096 And as I said, that's on a compilation called Gimme Dat Heart Boy, the roots of the captain, I think it's called. 56:29.857 --> 56:39.246 And I'm sure, as I said, you know, that's the kind of thing you could find any number of tracks on there that a dirty advertising man would stick on one of his dirty adverts. 56:40.247 --> 56:41.629 To great effect, I would think. 56:42.029 --> 56:46.976 Uh, this is Adam and Joe here on BBC Six Music playing music and talking in between. 56:46.996 --> 56:47.978 What are you doing there, Joe? 56:48.298 --> 56:51.363 Just sorting through some texts and, uh, printing them out. 56:51.723 --> 56:52.805 Oh, damn it. 56:53.145 --> 56:53.826 What's happened now? 56:53.987 --> 56:56.390 Click the wrong thing and now they've all been highlighted. 56:57.751 --> 57:00.392 It's just not my day, I'm gonna have to slip them on again, God. 57:00.492 --> 57:16.197 We were talking about Bowie there just before the track, and his album Outside was a concept album which came out in 96, 95, and it was all about this art cop. 57:16.477 --> 57:22.659 In the future, there's a new bureau that's been created to investigate art crime, right? 57:23.219 --> 57:26.300 And Bowie's character in the album, Nathan Adler, 57:27.120 --> 57:31.822 is going around deciding what is art, what's legitimate art, and what is crime. 57:32.402 --> 57:41.346 Okay, because I think these- he's not sort of saying, that's disgusting, I don't look at the colours on that, no, that's a crime, we're gonna have to- He's not making aesthetic judgments. 57:41.486 --> 57:49.729 No, it's- people are being murdered, you know, and Bowie's notion was like, well, I mean, you've got Damien Hirst cutting up cows, where's it all gonna end? 57:50.209 --> 57:56.272 You know, I mean, if someone wants to create a work of art from a corpse, from a series of murders, who's to say that's not art? 57:56.712 --> 57:59.453 Well, Nathan Adler, he's the one that's to say he's not art or he is art. 57:59.713 --> 58:01.654 He's gonna go around investigating the murders. 58:02.354 --> 58:04.035 And that was the whole concept behind the album. 58:04.055 --> 58:05.255 It was a very dark album. 58:05.275 --> 58:08.296 Do you remember we listened to it right the way through as an experiment? 58:08.336 --> 58:08.656 Did we? 58:08.957 --> 58:12.178 Yeah, when we were doing the pilot for our TV show years and years ago. 58:12.198 --> 58:12.718 Oh, yes. 58:12.738 --> 58:12.818 Okay. 58:13.138 --> 58:16.420 And it was not an enjoyable experience, really, listening to it. 58:16.840 --> 58:17.380 But, oh. 58:17.560 --> 58:19.120 Because it was really dark, you know? 58:19.160 --> 58:22.141 You'd think that something about art crime might be a little light-hearted. 58:22.781 --> 58:24.662 But no, that was not the case. 58:25.482 --> 58:28.363 I think Bowie should definitely start in a cop drama. 58:28.863 --> 58:29.163 Yeah. 58:29.223 --> 58:30.684 Bowie's lore, I think, is the way to go. 58:31.204 --> 58:31.964 Suggested by a listener. 58:31.984 --> 58:32.704 It's very simple. 58:32.944 --> 58:33.104 Yeah. 58:33.745 --> 58:34.945 You know, him front and centre. 58:35.885 --> 58:37.026 Who would be a rating smash? 58:37.286 --> 58:39.746 Well, he was in The Hunger, the TV version of The Hunger. 58:40.186 --> 58:41.647 He was in the Linguine incident. 58:42.708 --> 58:45.209 But I mean, I don't mean the film The Hunger, the... Oh, I see. 58:45.249 --> 58:46.109 So he's been on the TV before. 58:46.129 --> 58:48.090 He was on the TV version of The Hunger as well. 58:48.250 --> 58:50.311 But keep those ideas coming in for cop shows. 58:50.651 --> 58:52.071 The text number is 64046. 58:53.092 --> 58:56.493 The email is adamandjo.6musicatbbc.co.uk. 58:56.753 --> 59:02.135 If we could give a prize away for the best one, we would, but we're not allowed to, because those are the castle rules. 59:02.335 --> 59:04.395 When will we be allowed to give prizes away again? 59:04.415 --> 59:05.156 Never. 59:05.176 --> 59:05.356 Never. 59:05.416 --> 59:07.917 It's not going to happen in the foreseeable future. 59:08.297 --> 59:09.137 It's ludicrous. 59:09.617 --> 59:10.757 Now, has this ever happened to you? 59:11.098 --> 59:11.258 No. 59:12.518 --> 59:13.400 Okay, music then? 59:14.321 --> 59:16.263 No, I was on the plane, coming back. 59:17.566 --> 59:22.889 And did you ever just take, like, random dislikes to people for no apparent reason at all? 59:23.629 --> 59:27.051 Just sort of fixate on a complete stranger and decide that you loathe them. 59:27.671 --> 59:28.832 What kind of person would do that? 59:29.352 --> 59:31.473 He was a man on the plane, and he had a cold. 59:31.713 --> 59:31.913 Yeah. 59:32.153 --> 59:35.035 And he was coughing, and he wasn't covering his mouth. 59:35.175 --> 59:36.776 Well, if you're in a confined... Really loudly. 59:36.916 --> 59:40.418 Yeah, those kind of irrational dislikes really take hold when you're in a confined space. 59:40.438 --> 59:40.918 Absolutely. 59:41.058 --> 59:43.419 Not only was he coughing, but then he was sniffing. 59:45.885 --> 59:46.845 Literally like that. 59:47.345 --> 59:49.226 Every 35 to 40 seconds. 59:49.246 --> 59:53.707 Like that. 59:54.647 --> 59:55.327 Oh dear. 59:55.547 --> 59:56.587 Okay, so that was the beginning. 59:56.727 --> 59:57.387 All the germs. 59:57.407 --> 59:58.167 I don't like that man. 59:58.267 --> 59:59.688 Circulating around the cabin. 01:00:00.128 --> 01:00:01.528 Then I noticed his socks. 01:00:01.848 --> 01:00:03.788 They were black with pink flowers on them. 01:00:04.569 --> 01:00:05.809 And one of them was inside out. 01:00:05.849 --> 01:00:07.089 This was a man in his mid 40s. 01:00:07.169 --> 01:00:07.589 Yeah. 01:00:07.989 --> 01:00:10.230 Black socks, pink flowers, one of them the wrong way around. 01:00:10.490 --> 01:00:11.390 Poor bloke. 01:00:11.790 --> 01:00:26.905 fun loving black pink sock wearing man such a disliking to him i was in a bad mood anyway cold i thought i'm gonna stand up i'm gonna tell you to cover your mouth i'm gonna just say something like didn't your mother teach you to cover your mouth when you cough you can get arrested for that on planes nowadays 01:00:27.626 --> 01:00:28.868 So I started staring at him. 01:00:29.949 --> 01:00:31.391 He saw me looking at him. 01:00:31.751 --> 01:00:33.233 And I think he thought I liked him. 01:00:33.553 --> 01:00:33.834 Right. 01:00:33.894 --> 01:00:36.357 Because he started staring back and he smiled. 01:00:37.358 --> 01:00:38.299 So I smiled. 01:00:38.319 --> 01:00:39.461 Because what can you do? 01:00:39.501 --> 01:00:39.981 He smiled. 01:00:41.303 --> 01:00:41.804 I smiled. 01:00:41.864 --> 01:00:42.625 And now you're married. 01:00:42.785 --> 01:00:43.886 I think he fancied me. 01:00:44.066 --> 01:00:44.307 Yeah. 01:00:44.827 --> 01:00:46.848 I think he fancied me and he thought I was playing ice. 01:00:46.868 --> 01:00:49.050 Little did he know that it was that I loathed him. 01:00:49.270 --> 01:00:49.490 Yeah. 01:00:49.610 --> 01:00:51.031 It was completely the other way round. 01:00:51.051 --> 01:00:53.693 It's the daggers not love hearts, you ludicrous fruit man. 01:00:53.713 --> 01:00:56.995 I stuffed my earplugs as deep as they'd go into my ears. 01:00:57.255 --> 01:00:57.455 Yeah. 01:00:57.475 --> 01:00:58.396 Tried to fall asleep. 01:00:58.676 --> 01:01:00.557 I pretty much worked. 01:01:00.957 --> 01:01:03.119 Then I overheard him talking to the hostess. 01:01:03.639 --> 01:01:07.521 He had a slightly kind of, um, Ronnie Corbett and sorry sort of a voice. 01:01:08.202 --> 01:01:09.483 Like he still lived with his mum. 01:01:10.123 --> 01:01:11.324 Like he was slightly pathetic. 01:01:11.704 --> 01:01:14.567 Right, kind of talking a little bit like... Slightly needy, yes, exactly. 01:01:14.987 --> 01:01:18.390 That's absolutely terrific, but do you have any more peanuts at all? 01:01:18.410 --> 01:01:20.212 Could I have another little bit of peanuts, would that be possible? 01:01:21.084 --> 01:01:21.804 That sort of voice. 01:01:23.005 --> 01:01:24.425 I started hating him so much. 01:01:25.245 --> 01:01:27.726 I had to breathe very deeply and control my anger. 01:01:29.006 --> 01:01:29.566 But you know what? 01:01:29.607 --> 01:01:31.187 By the end of the flight... You loved him. 01:01:31.587 --> 01:01:32.187 I loved him. 01:01:32.487 --> 01:01:32.767 Good. 01:01:32.787 --> 01:01:34.288 Well that was a nice happy ending. 01:01:35.208 --> 01:01:38.309 Did his condition improve towards the end of the flight there at all? 01:01:38.369 --> 01:01:38.569 No. 01:01:38.589 --> 01:01:38.929 Sniffing? 01:01:39.209 --> 01:01:39.389 No. 01:01:39.569 --> 01:01:40.390 He was still coughing. 01:01:40.730 --> 01:01:41.710 12 hours worth of coughing. 01:01:41.810 --> 01:01:42.910 Nobody else was complaining though. 01:01:42.930 --> 01:01:44.751 There were people sitting right beside him. 01:01:45.231 --> 01:01:48.575 They weren't having a- He really wasn't coughing into a, uh, handkerchief or anything? 01:01:48.635 --> 01:01:48.695 No. 01:01:48.936 --> 01:01:49.677 That's no good, is it? 01:01:49.697 --> 01:01:50.237 Disgusting. 01:01:50.558 --> 01:01:51.399 That is disgusting. 01:01:51.419 --> 01:01:53.441 The air in those planes just goes round and round and round. 01:01:53.562 --> 01:01:55.003 I mean, they- That's a myth, by the way. 01:01:55.043 --> 01:01:55.564 That's a myth. 01:01:55.945 --> 01:01:59.249 Um, but they used to make public information films about that very thing. 01:01:59.289 --> 01:02:00.290 Did they cover your mouth? 01:02:00.370 --> 01:02:00.670 Yes! 01:02:00.911 --> 01:02:03.194 Cover your mouth when you sneeze or you cough, for goodness sake. 01:02:03.234 --> 01:02:04.075 That's basic etiquette. 01:02:04.355 --> 01:02:05.635 And people have forgotten that kind of thing. 01:02:05.655 --> 01:02:06.595 I make it against the law. 01:02:06.876 --> 01:02:07.776 On the spot finds. 01:02:08.056 --> 01:02:08.496 You should. 01:02:08.516 --> 01:02:08.736 You should. 01:02:08.756 --> 01:02:09.576 Spitting and coughing. 01:02:09.756 --> 01:02:12.697 It's difficult, isn't it, without making it a big confrontational deal. 01:02:12.737 --> 01:02:14.657 Excuse me, would you mind covering your mouth? 01:02:14.677 --> 01:02:18.058 There's no good way of saying that without it becoming a thing, is there? 01:02:18.098 --> 01:02:20.478 It's like the whole litter thing, when you see people littering. 01:02:21.159 --> 01:02:24.999 You know, every bone in your body wants to go over and say, hey, come on, pick that up. 01:02:25.319 --> 01:02:27.540 But there's no way of saying that without being a prat man. 01:02:28.390 --> 01:02:29.671 But of course that's not the right thing. 01:02:29.711 --> 01:02:36.014 You just have to go ahead and dare to be a prat for the sake of everybody's health and everybody's well-being. 01:02:36.034 --> 01:02:36.594 Right? 01:02:36.614 --> 01:02:37.915 Just the socks that really got me though. 01:02:37.935 --> 01:02:39.476 The socks were the big problem. 01:02:39.856 --> 01:02:41.197 They were pathetic. 01:02:41.257 --> 01:02:41.777 Oh dear. 01:02:42.317 --> 01:02:43.598 Now this is a band called The Who. 01:02:43.758 --> 01:02:44.758 Is this the actual Who? 01:02:44.779 --> 01:02:45.779 No, it's not. 01:02:45.799 --> 01:02:46.940 We're going to play Idlewild. 01:02:47.360 --> 01:02:48.340 Oh, Idlewild. 01:02:50.461 --> 01:02:52.763 Okay, this is Idlewild then. 01:02:52.843 --> 01:02:55.104 Love steals us from loneliness even. 01:02:59.278 --> 01:02:59.598 Hello. 01:02:59.618 --> 01:03:00.439 Oops. 01:03:00.459 --> 01:03:01.040 That's good, man. 01:03:01.100 --> 01:03:01.740 That's brilliant. 01:03:01.780 --> 01:03:03.722 That's All Right by Jim Noire. 01:03:03.782 --> 01:03:07.565 His album Welcome, Commander Jameson, is out shortly. 01:03:07.945 --> 01:03:10.527 You know we were talking the other week about the Chaosolator? 01:03:10.948 --> 01:03:11.208 Yeah. 01:03:11.248 --> 01:03:12.909 The new machine, what I got. 01:03:13.870 --> 01:03:20.936 For people who don't listen regularly, it's a special sort of touch-controlled effects generator. 01:03:21.096 --> 01:03:25.760 It's everything from the old Korg synthesizers all put into one handy little thing. 01:03:26.420 --> 01:03:27.181 It's all the rage. 01:03:27.962 --> 01:03:31.688 And I've been noticing its use in some pop tracks. 01:03:32.909 --> 01:03:39.459 There's a single by Estelle featuring Kanye West, called American Boy, that's currently riding high in the charts. 01:03:39.979 --> 01:03:41.822 It's got the chaos-inator all over it. 01:03:43.083 --> 01:03:51.290 And it's quite nice to hear a song that's kind of ruling the world using a little bit of kit that doesn't cost very much that anybody can use. 01:03:51.470 --> 01:03:51.730 Is it? 01:03:52.131 --> 01:03:54.292 Well, they might be using a more upmarket version. 01:03:54.312 --> 01:03:55.093 I don't think they are. 01:03:55.113 --> 01:03:57.795 Because there was a chaos pad that's been around for a long time. 01:03:57.975 --> 01:03:58.215 Mm-hmm. 01:03:58.395 --> 01:04:09.478 No, I think I'm pretty sure it's the chaos later they're using you can kind of tell because It's the thing that makes it good is also the thing that makes it tricky is that it's got this touchpad to play on Well, that's like the chaos. 01:04:09.739 --> 01:04:11.779 You can never I think it's exactly the same model. 01:04:11.839 --> 01:04:13.780 It's in the same series as the chaos pattern 01:04:14.620 --> 01:04:19.826 And you can't really tell what noise it's going to make, because you can't figure out, you know, where the key is, where you're touching it. 01:04:19.946 --> 01:04:23.229 Must be quite annoying as well, though, isn't it? 01:04:23.449 --> 01:04:26.613 So you have... you tend to just do rhythmic presses of one note. 01:04:26.633 --> 01:04:26.793 Yeah. 01:04:26.813 --> 01:04:28.615 That's exactly what they're doing on the Estelle single. 01:04:29.395 --> 01:04:32.038 It's not the sort of song that would probably be on the 6th Music Playlist. 01:04:32.339 --> 01:04:33.300 It's too mainstream. 01:04:34.246 --> 01:04:37.447 And it's a bit too... Well, we'd play Duffy and stuff like that, don't we? 01:04:37.708 --> 01:04:38.628 Maybe it'll pop on. 01:04:39.028 --> 01:04:39.728 It's very good. 01:04:40.609 --> 01:04:41.189 It's really good. 01:04:41.249 --> 01:04:41.829 It's very funky. 01:04:41.849 --> 01:04:44.451 And it's the... So the Chaos... Chaosolator. 01:04:44.471 --> 01:04:45.151 Chaosolator. 01:04:45.371 --> 01:04:46.011 Object, right? 01:04:46.031 --> 01:04:47.072 It's not a piece of software. 01:04:47.112 --> 01:04:47.932 No, it's an object. 01:04:48.292 --> 01:04:49.913 Oh, handy. 01:04:50.353 --> 01:04:55.756 I repeat, if you put Chaosolator into YouTube, you'll see all sorts of cool films of people using their Chaosolators. 01:04:56.776 --> 01:04:58.617 And it's chaos with a K. Yeah, with a K. Yeah. 01:04:58.718 --> 01:04:58.878 Yeah. 01:04:59.178 --> 01:05:00.319 It's a different kind of chaos. 01:05:00.739 --> 01:05:00.939 Yeah. 01:05:00.979 --> 01:05:02.560 And the one with the C. Groovy chaos. 01:05:02.720 --> 01:05:03.581 Yeah, cool chaos. 01:05:03.601 --> 01:05:04.342 Sexy chaos. 01:05:04.362 --> 01:05:07.124 Modern chaos. 01:05:07.144 --> 01:05:07.204 Ooh. 01:05:07.224 --> 01:05:12.447 Now, speaking of which, I think we should more or less start wrapping up, text that in. 01:05:12.467 --> 01:05:12.828 Really? 01:05:13.008 --> 01:05:13.148 Yeah. 01:05:13.168 --> 01:05:13.928 But there's so many. 01:05:13.948 --> 01:05:14.569 Have we got loads? 01:05:15.229 --> 01:05:16.390 I've hardly got through them all. 01:05:16.530 --> 01:05:17.431 Well, let's hear a few then. 01:05:17.471 --> 01:05:17.731 Come on. 01:05:17.811 --> 01:05:18.572 Okay, here we go. 01:05:18.672 --> 01:05:20.433 Carrigan and Bungle. 01:05:21.174 --> 01:05:24.036 Renegade, Irish-American cop tackles youth crime with a gay bear. 01:05:24.838 --> 01:05:25.900 Carrigan and Bungle. 01:05:25.920 --> 01:05:26.861 Carrigan and Bungle. 01:05:26.941 --> 01:05:27.942 That's a good title. 01:05:27.983 --> 01:05:29.204 It really rolls off the tongue. 01:05:29.244 --> 01:05:29.825 It scans. 01:05:29.885 --> 01:05:31.147 It's poetically legitimate. 01:05:31.167 --> 01:05:33.590 That sounds like one of your made up name titles. 01:05:33.710 --> 01:05:34.932 Carrigan and Bungle. 01:05:35.052 --> 01:05:36.795 Renegade Irish-American Cop. 01:05:37.335 --> 01:05:37.936 Youth Crime. 01:05:37.996 --> 01:05:38.457 Gay Bear. 01:05:38.477 --> 01:05:39.138 I like it. 01:05:39.158 --> 01:05:40.039 Yes or no, Commissioner. 01:05:41.180 --> 01:05:41.681 Uh, yes. 01:05:42.081 --> 01:05:42.381 Yes. 01:05:42.621 --> 01:05:42.881 Yes. 01:05:43.141 --> 01:05:45.002 Caragon and Bungle Kids, maybe CBBC? 01:05:45.523 --> 01:05:46.663 Simon Amstel to produce. 01:05:47.064 --> 01:05:47.344 Great. 01:05:47.804 --> 01:05:50.285 Okay, here's another one from that, that previous one was anonymous. 01:05:50.305 --> 01:05:51.766 This is one from James from Surberton. 01:05:52.066 --> 01:05:53.247 My idea is boy crab. 01:05:53.707 --> 01:05:58.710 A boy solves petty crime with help from his crime-solving pet crab, which he carries around in a bucket. 01:05:58.870 --> 01:06:00.051 I thought you said boy crab. 01:06:00.691 --> 01:06:02.532 I was thinking, what the heck kind of show would that be? 01:06:02.572 --> 01:06:03.493 What did you think I said? 01:06:03.793 --> 01:06:04.273 Boy crab. 01:06:04.674 --> 01:06:06.114 Oh, crap with a P. Yeah. 01:06:06.495 --> 01:06:07.855 Boy crab is nicer though. 01:06:07.875 --> 01:06:08.556 That's different. 01:06:09.356 --> 01:06:10.017 Um, that's good. 01:06:10.057 --> 01:06:13.261 I like the idea of the, the boy carrying around the crab in the bucket. 01:06:13.581 --> 01:06:15.843 That's a very, you know, nostalgic image. 01:06:15.903 --> 01:06:20.288 It's never been used for a crime series before, which surprises me. 01:06:20.328 --> 01:06:21.409 Not to my knowledge, anyway. 01:06:21.429 --> 01:06:25.194 You know, good cop, bad cop, the boy's all soft pedaling, the crab, dang, dang, nip, nip, nip. 01:06:25.714 --> 01:06:26.775 Coming in with the clackers. 01:06:27.676 --> 01:06:28.918 And the crab can speak, then? 01:06:29.498 --> 01:06:51.800 uh who maybe he just uses his nippers James from the voices listen don't make me put the crab on you maybe you know maybe nip nip nip it's like sort of waterboarding yeah isn't it put the bucket over someone's head the crabs in there I'd say it's worse than what it's worse than waterboarding you know they wouldn't let crabs in Guantanamo no cuz it see that's going too far hmm that's too far Patrick in stratum offers elephant and castle 01:06:52.561 --> 01:06:57.682 Brackets deceased the ghosts of Roy Castle and an elephant solve crimes in South London. 01:06:58.102 --> 01:06:58.882 Well, that's insane. 01:06:58.922 --> 01:07:00.623 I'm not that's good He's good. 01:07:00.663 --> 01:07:01.703 There's something good about it. 01:07:01.783 --> 01:07:15.346 I'm not gonna deny that you're flicking through the channels You saw the ghost of Roy Castle and an elephant it'll happen making their way through South London Give it 10 years and I will commission it all right in tooting offers the following text helicopters enough said yeah, that's a good one Chris and 01:07:15.586 --> 01:07:17.708 Okay, Matt suggests COPS. 01:07:18.148 --> 01:07:19.109 C-O-P-S-E. 01:07:19.229 --> 01:07:19.650 COPS. 01:07:20.090 --> 01:07:23.573 Based at a police station in a big wood sample episode. 01:07:23.673 --> 01:07:24.213 Log jam. 01:07:24.494 --> 01:07:25.114 Moss thieves. 01:07:25.394 --> 01:07:26.275 Woodpecker blues. 01:07:26.575 --> 01:07:27.556 He's got it all worked out. 01:07:27.596 --> 01:07:28.897 He's got it all figured out, Matt. 01:07:28.917 --> 01:07:29.618 You commissioning that? 01:07:29.678 --> 01:07:29.998 COPS. 01:07:30.399 --> 01:07:30.879 Yes, I am. 01:07:31.119 --> 01:07:32.540 Again, that's a good afternoon show. 01:07:32.561 --> 01:07:34.782 It's wall-to-wall COPS shows on Buxton's BBC. 01:07:34.802 --> 01:07:35.583 It's all right. 01:07:35.623 --> 01:07:36.624 How much work can it get? 01:07:36.724 --> 01:07:38.345 Pete in Cambridge, Judge Fudge. 01:07:38.985 --> 01:07:50.351 A West Country barrister who rides around Somerset on a penny-farthing solving confectionary-based crimes whilst chewing on fudge and toffee, he always carries a toffee hammer which doubles as his gavel when sentencing the sweetie thieves at the end of each heifer's food. 01:07:50.692 --> 01:07:52.573 There's lots of Judge Fudge that you can have. 01:07:53.013 --> 01:07:53.613 Judge Fudge. 01:07:53.753 --> 01:07:56.235 Judgmental would be another one about an unstable judge. 01:07:56.295 --> 01:07:57.115 Prefer Judge Fudge. 01:07:59.056 --> 01:08:00.397 Well that's a... That's a tie in fudge. 01:08:00.857 --> 01:08:03.658 Uh, you could have the Happy Mondays song as the theme music. 01:08:04.278 --> 01:08:05.818 Steve in Longman. 01:08:06.418 --> 01:08:14.200 No, Steve Longman suggests Inspector Moose investigates corruption in the world of high-class hairdressing. 01:08:14.900 --> 01:08:19.261 Okay, okay, I was thinking maybe dessert, something dessert-based, and you could, uh... Second series? 01:08:19.322 --> 01:08:22.962 Every week he could work in a new recipe, like a different type of moose. 01:08:23.723 --> 01:08:24.443 Commission for that one? 01:08:25.243 --> 01:08:26.223 No, I'm not gonna commission. 01:08:26.623 --> 01:08:26.823 Oh! 01:08:26.883 --> 01:08:27.684 Inspector Moose. 01:08:28.004 --> 01:08:28.044 Oh. 01:08:32.875 --> 01:08:34.237 I'm commissioning cops. 01:08:37.940 --> 01:08:40.102 I'm drawing the line at Inspector Moose. 01:08:41.023 --> 01:08:44.526 Shall we have some more after... Let's have some more music just to clear the air. 01:08:44.546 --> 01:08:46.868 I think we should have a... Can we... We're going to have this trail, Jude. 01:08:46.968 --> 01:08:47.389 I love this trail. 01:08:47.409 --> 01:08:48.330 Or is the trail gone now? 01:08:48.350 --> 01:08:49.050 We can do it. 01:08:49.070 --> 01:08:50.652 I'd love to hear it, because I love trails. 01:08:51.112 --> 01:08:54.035 Because they're short, they're pithy, you know. 01:08:54.135 --> 01:08:56.017 Is this one... What's in this one, do you know? 01:08:56.377 --> 01:08:56.477 It's 01:09:15.523 --> 01:09:21.709 Inventions then after, um, after Gabriel left, you know, they became this very mainstream. 01:09:21.829 --> 01:09:25.553 Genesis are a very important band that mean a huge amount to a lot of people. 01:09:25.573 --> 01:09:27.555 I mean, people are passionate about Genesis. 01:09:27.575 --> 01:09:28.276 They really are. 01:09:28.296 --> 01:09:29.937 And you've just peed them all off. 01:09:30.238 --> 01:09:31.439 I know, I'm frightened now. 01:09:31.479 --> 01:09:32.380 And one fell swoop. 01:09:32.420 --> 01:09:34.021 Actually, I'm not that frightened because they're all so old. 01:09:34.041 --> 01:09:35.223 They wouldn't be able to hurt me. 01:09:36.163 --> 01:09:36.803 All the fans. 01:09:37.263 --> 01:09:37.803 I'm joking. 01:09:38.664 --> 01:09:43.685 Now, here's a track by the lovely Teenage Fan Club, and it's called It's All In My Mind. 01:09:43.705 --> 01:09:45.845 This is from their most recent album, I think. 01:09:46.285 --> 01:09:51.166 And I don't know how big a hit the album was, but it certainly deserved to be a big one, and this is the first track on there. 01:09:51.186 --> 01:09:53.067 It's really enjoyable and mellow. 01:09:53.127 --> 01:09:53.887 Hey, just a mellow. 01:09:53.927 --> 01:09:55.047 Yeah, yeah, just chill. 01:09:55.107 --> 01:09:56.028 Just chill for a little bit. 01:09:56.308 --> 01:09:58.068 It's All In My Mind by Teenage Fan Club. 01:09:58.468 --> 01:10:01.731 That's lovely, the fannies, uh, from the album Man Made. 01:10:01.791 --> 01:10:02.571 I think that was their last album. 01:10:02.591 --> 01:10:03.552 Oh, a frightful thing to say. 01:10:05.273 --> 01:10:06.114 It's a nice thing to say. 01:10:06.134 --> 01:10:07.775 That was called It's All In My Mind. 01:10:07.795 --> 01:10:14.080 You're listening to Adam and Joe here on BBC Six Music, and right now... Text-a-nation! 01:10:14.120 --> 01:10:15.180 Text, text, text! 01:10:15.301 --> 01:10:16.041 Text-a-nation! 01:10:16.101 --> 01:10:17.062 What if I don't want to? 01:10:17.302 --> 01:10:18.023 Text-a-nation! 01:10:18.143 --> 01:10:19.143 But I'm using email. 01:10:19.303 --> 01:10:20.044 Is that a problem? 01:10:20.064 --> 01:10:20.885 It doesn't matter, text! 01:10:23.120 --> 01:10:26.381 I always forget how the, you know, the words of the jingle. 01:10:26.401 --> 01:10:30.223 So I say, right now, thinking that it's gonna say, it's time for song, you know what I mean? 01:10:30.603 --> 01:10:31.384 But then I get it wrong. 01:10:31.804 --> 01:10:33.745 So I say, right now, text the nation. 01:10:33.765 --> 01:10:36.266 I think people are used to forgetting things wrongness. 01:10:36.306 --> 01:10:38.367 No, they think this show is slick, man. 01:10:38.427 --> 01:10:38.727 Do they? 01:10:38.767 --> 01:10:40.008 They think it's very slick. 01:10:40.428 --> 01:10:43.549 Then they're living in a world of constant upset and disappointment. 01:10:43.829 --> 01:10:44.630 That's true, isn't it? 01:10:44.730 --> 01:10:51.673 Thanks to everybody who's sent in their ideas for cop shows, together we're gonna change the face of BBC One, the nation's channel. 01:10:52.253 --> 01:10:52.773 We've commissioned. 01:10:52.793 --> 01:10:55.255 The channel that unifies the country. 01:10:55.595 --> 01:10:55.755 Yeah. 01:10:56.035 --> 01:10:59.317 The channel that covers major sporting events. 01:10:59.337 --> 01:11:04.420 Because the BBC, I was watching a thing with Michael Palin in the Himalayas, and he had a little audience with the Dalai Lama. 01:11:04.440 --> 01:11:05.921 The Dalai Lama BBC all over the world. 01:11:06.221 --> 01:11:11.525 Dalai Lama was saying to Michael Palin, I recognize your face from the BBC. 01:11:11.605 --> 01:11:12.665 I watch the BBC every day. 01:11:12.705 --> 01:11:14.867 But let's not forget that the Dalai Lama is evil. 01:11:16.287 --> 01:11:16.727 Is he? 01:11:16.907 --> 01:11:21.189 What's he done wrong now? 01:11:21.289 --> 01:11:26.310 Yeah, there's everybody thinking that he's the most wonderful, peaceful man in the world. 01:11:26.350 --> 01:11:26.510 Yeah. 01:11:26.871 --> 01:11:27.371 But no. 01:11:27.951 --> 01:11:31.372 The Chinese government have revealed him to be the shod that he is. 01:11:31.592 --> 01:11:32.312 A dirty. 01:11:32.452 --> 01:11:33.973 A nasty terrorist man. 01:11:34.933 --> 01:11:35.914 That's according to the Chinese government. 01:11:35.934 --> 01:11:39.837 Now, of course, we are here at the big picture castle, so we must offer both sides of the coin. 01:11:40.597 --> 01:11:42.819 Dalai Lama, naughty or nice? 01:11:43.540 --> 01:11:44.240 You decide. 01:11:44.280 --> 01:11:45.221 We offer you the choice. 01:11:45.341 --> 01:11:46.222 It's that of our hat. 01:11:46.282 --> 01:11:49.264 And take the Chinese government's side or the same side. 01:11:49.284 --> 01:11:49.804 Who goes? 01:11:49.965 --> 01:11:54.008 If you have to save one, is it going to be Palin or the Dalai Lama? 01:11:54.448 --> 01:11:56.730 If it was up to the BBC, I think it would be Palin. 01:11:57.430 --> 01:12:03.091 We were talking about the power of the BBC anyway and the fact that we're gonna help them become even more powerful with a tranche. 01:12:03.371 --> 01:12:04.012 Is that a word? 01:12:04.052 --> 01:12:04.512 A tranche? 01:12:04.632 --> 01:12:06.592 Well a tranche is just a slice. 01:12:07.292 --> 01:12:09.033 Right, well that's what this is, a slice. 01:12:09.573 --> 01:12:10.613 A smorgasbord. 01:12:10.793 --> 01:12:11.873 A smorgasbord? 01:12:11.933 --> 01:12:12.113 Yeah. 01:12:12.773 --> 01:12:13.694 A lot? 01:12:14.074 --> 01:12:14.614 A hoopla? 01:12:15.314 --> 01:12:15.554 No. 01:12:15.974 --> 01:12:16.414 A what? 01:12:17.334 --> 01:12:17.875 A brick bat? 01:12:18.795 --> 01:12:18.955 No. 01:12:20.055 --> 01:12:20.615 A plate. 01:12:20.935 --> 01:12:23.316 A plate of shows. 01:12:23.516 --> 01:12:24.057 A raft. 01:12:24.177 --> 01:12:25.717 A raft of new cop shows. 01:12:25.757 --> 01:12:28.078 It's going to be wall-to-wall cop shows on the new BBC One. 01:12:28.118 --> 01:12:30.519 We've ring-fenced a cop show zone. 01:12:30.559 --> 01:12:32.280 It's going to be an appointment to view. 01:12:32.380 --> 01:12:32.620 Yeah. 01:12:32.960 --> 01:12:33.280 Yeah. 01:12:34.381 --> 01:12:35.701 And here are some more ideas. 01:12:36.442 --> 01:12:37.802 Here's one from Chris in Durham. 01:12:38.583 --> 01:12:40.343 How about rock cops? 01:12:40.983 --> 01:12:43.625 Geology, detectives solving prehistoric... What? 01:12:43.945 --> 01:12:47.726 Geology detectives solving prehistoric crimes using fossilized evidence. 01:12:48.246 --> 01:12:49.027 Those evil... 01:12:50.347 --> 01:12:55.092 trilobites trilobites trilobites trilobites trilobites trilobites trilobites trilobites 01:13:06.725 --> 01:13:09.808 A monkey gathers the evidence and converts it to plant food. 01:13:10.088 --> 01:13:15.813 The sunflower feeds on it, solves the crime, points its face in the direction of the evil perpetrator of the crime. 01:13:16.274 --> 01:13:17.415 Come on, you have to think about that. 01:13:17.795 --> 01:13:19.296 Simeon and the sunflower. 01:13:19.877 --> 01:13:22.599 Monkey gathers evidence, converts it to plant food. 01:13:22.739 --> 01:13:23.720 Is this from the same guy? 01:13:23.760 --> 01:13:24.001 Yes. 01:13:24.281 --> 01:13:28.164 Sunflower grows out of the plant food, slowly points its face. 01:13:29.065 --> 01:13:31.126 Healy and the direction of the trilobites. 01:13:31.846 --> 01:13:36.788 Um, I think calling it rock cops is misleading though, because people would be expecting pop stars. 01:13:36.808 --> 01:13:38.249 They're two different- Oh, I see what you mean. 01:13:38.269 --> 01:13:40.249 This is about the first idea, the geology detectives. 01:13:40.269 --> 01:13:40.589 Yeah, yeah. 01:13:41.150 --> 01:13:43.931 I think rock cops is good, maybe, as schools and colleges. 01:13:44.411 --> 01:13:44.631 Right. 01:13:45.151 --> 01:13:46.552 More instructional than detectives. 01:13:47.672 --> 01:13:57.278 Yes, yeah, but Simeon and the Sunflower I think is really strong well surely there's got to be something with let's start it off on BBC 3 Tony anything on there No, they're young and friends. 01:13:57.419 --> 01:13:58.399 Oh, they will your show. 01:13:58.539 --> 01:14:00.400 Yeah anything and put my show on. 01:14:00.421 --> 01:14:01.021 Yeah, you see 01:14:02.922 --> 01:14:03.443 That's good. 01:14:03.523 --> 01:14:06.625 What's the guy called from Time Team Tony Baldrick? 01:14:06.645 --> 01:14:07.806 Tony Time Team Baldrick. 01:14:07.906 --> 01:14:09.087 Tony Time Team Baldrick. 01:14:09.187 --> 01:14:10.728 He should be a cop. 01:14:10.788 --> 01:14:11.989 Tony Jenkins. 01:14:12.029 --> 01:14:16.393 Tony Jenkins and he should have a cop show though, because I mean that's essentially what Time Team is. 01:14:16.453 --> 01:14:17.133 Tony Turner. 01:14:17.233 --> 01:14:18.715 Investigative thing, isn't it? 01:14:18.735 --> 01:14:19.455 It's Tony Turner. 01:14:19.775 --> 01:14:20.936 It's not Tony Turner. 01:14:21.757 --> 01:14:22.718 Can no one remember his name? 01:14:22.738 --> 01:14:24.019 He's famous for goodness sake. 01:14:24.579 --> 01:14:25.420 No one knows his name. 01:14:25.440 --> 01:14:26.521 They don't need to be reminded of it. 01:14:26.621 --> 01:14:28.062 Tony Hawkshore Henkerson. 01:14:29.540 --> 01:14:30.080 That's the name. 01:14:30.240 --> 01:14:30.780 That's the name. 01:14:31.220 --> 01:14:32.821 Here's another one from Ollie and Canterbury. 01:14:32.861 --> 01:14:33.961 His idea for a cop show. 01:14:34.541 --> 01:14:35.881 My new idea for a cop show. 01:14:37.382 --> 01:14:37.702 What? 01:14:37.942 --> 01:14:41.102 If no one has come up with it already, it's called Long Arms of the Law. 01:14:41.562 --> 01:14:47.323 The lead character is Frank Law, a man with slightly longer than usual arms, which aids his police work. 01:14:47.704 --> 01:14:55.085 For example, allowing him to reach evidence that is on high shelves and catch criminals at a slightly greater distance than is usually possible. 01:14:55.325 --> 01:15:02.411 His catchphrase is, that's the long arms of the law, which is used frequently but is always found hilarious by everyone on the show. 01:15:02.431 --> 01:15:04.172 That seems very familiar, that idea. 01:15:04.212 --> 01:15:04.993 That's a good idea. 01:15:05.293 --> 01:15:08.335 Maybe it's familiar because it's one of those ideas that should be on TV right now. 01:15:08.355 --> 01:15:08.996 Commissioning that one? 01:15:09.456 --> 01:15:10.457 I am commissioning that one. 01:15:10.477 --> 01:15:11.618 How many have we got commissioned so far? 01:15:11.638 --> 01:15:11.618 20? 01:15:11.658 --> 01:15:14.060 25. 01:15:13.219 --> 01:15:14.060 How long are they on average? 01:15:14.080 --> 01:15:14.380 An hour. 01:15:14.400 --> 01:15:15.501 We usually run an hour. 01:15:15.521 --> 01:15:16.342 They're at least an hour. 01:15:16.362 --> 01:15:17.983 That's 20 hours of cup shows. 01:15:18.023 --> 01:15:19.284 That's great. 01:15:19.324 --> 01:15:21.025 We can repeat all these as well. 01:15:21.045 --> 01:15:21.406 All of them. 01:15:21.446 --> 01:15:22.206 Ad infinitum. 01:15:22.426 --> 01:15:22.787 On a loop. 01:15:22.807 --> 01:15:23.527 Ad nauseam. 01:15:23.727 --> 01:15:24.428 A cup show channel. 01:15:24.548 --> 01:15:25.308 Tony Cops. 01:15:25.328 --> 01:15:26.949 Tony Robinson. 01:15:27.369 --> 01:15:30.871 Although I think you should consider Tony Corks your hedge master. 01:15:31.371 --> 01:15:31.991 That's the name. 01:15:33.312 --> 01:15:34.673 John Greenfield has this idea. 01:15:34.773 --> 01:15:42.356 In a nightmarish future dystopia where humans have been trapped in slavery by the New World Order, only an ostrich can save the world. 01:15:42.716 --> 01:15:43.657 That's just silly, isn't it? 01:15:43.677 --> 01:15:44.257 What's that called? 01:15:44.477 --> 01:15:45.278 It doesn't have a name. 01:15:45.458 --> 01:15:46.318 It doesn't even have a name! 01:15:46.338 --> 01:15:49.419 You read out his little screen of nonsense. 01:15:50.860 --> 01:15:52.423 I thought it was very evocative. 01:15:52.443 --> 01:15:53.565 How come that one didn't get filtered out? 01:15:53.625 --> 01:15:54.046 It was evocative. 01:15:54.487 --> 01:15:54.947 Let's see. 01:15:55.508 --> 01:15:56.851 Nightmareish dystopia. 01:15:57.231 --> 01:15:58.654 What the heck are you doing? 01:15:59.395 --> 01:15:59.956 Come on. 01:16:00.056 --> 01:16:01.439 Thanks, John Greenfield. 01:16:01.479 --> 01:16:03.082 You lack imagination, Adam Buxton. 01:16:03.450 --> 01:16:08.352 He hasn't even given it- It's like, it's not even related to, uh, Text the Nation. 01:16:08.392 --> 01:16:09.853 He's just emailed this in. 01:16:09.953 --> 01:16:10.633 Of course it is. 01:16:10.713 --> 01:16:11.974 It's an ostrich solving crime. 01:16:12.034 --> 01:16:13.715 Oh no, it says subject, ostrich cop. 01:16:13.775 --> 01:16:13.895 Yeah. 01:16:14.315 --> 01:16:15.076 There you go. 01:16:15.176 --> 01:16:16.636 It's probably what it's called, ostrich cop. 01:16:16.696 --> 01:16:17.997 It's called ostrich cop, 2078AD. 01:16:18.217 --> 01:16:19.418 There you go. 01:16:19.878 --> 01:16:21.899 That is- I'm not commissioning that. 01:16:21.939 --> 01:16:24.100 Well, I'm putting that on the Corns channel. 01:16:24.220 --> 01:16:24.500 Are you? 01:16:24.780 --> 01:16:27.381 And I'm reeking in the routings. 01:16:27.481 --> 01:16:28.542 Okay, last one before the news. 01:16:28.842 --> 01:16:29.843 Raking in the ratings. 01:16:30.103 --> 01:16:30.843 That's what I meant to say. 01:16:31.583 --> 01:16:32.364 Uh, Peter Fletcher. 01:16:33.844 --> 01:16:38.331 He has an idea, let me just have a look at this, for a frequent flier who's a detective. 01:16:38.671 --> 01:16:41.335 He always seems to be on long haul flights when someone's murdered. 01:16:41.856 --> 01:16:48.565 But before the seatbelt sign has been turned off, he solved the case, exposed the contorted motives of the murderer. 01:16:49.637 --> 01:16:52.900 Uh, usually some trivial thing triggers the crime like an inside-out sock. 01:16:53.180 --> 01:16:53.400 Right. 01:16:53.620 --> 01:16:55.282 He's riffing on my story there. 01:16:55.302 --> 01:16:56.282 He's got some titles. 01:16:56.843 --> 01:16:58.064 Murder at 30,000 feet. 01:16:58.244 --> 01:16:58.644 Not bad. 01:16:58.944 --> 01:17:00.185 The Flying Detective. 01:17:00.486 --> 01:17:01.206 I like it better. 01:17:01.486 --> 01:17:02.587 Death Has Wings. 01:17:02.908 --> 01:17:03.608 Sky Sleuth. 01:17:04.169 --> 01:17:05.269 Sky Sleuth. 01:17:05.430 --> 01:17:05.830 Ready. 01:17:06.350 --> 01:17:07.071 Jet Set. 01:17:07.551 --> 01:17:07.951 Die! 01:17:10.898 --> 01:17:22.445 And then I'm not sure whether it's a title or a request the final words of his email are kill me I Like ready jet-set die I'm commissioning that one listening that one. 01:17:22.525 --> 01:17:30.309 It's time for the news here on digital radio and online BBC 6 music Put that in your pipe and smoke it. 01:17:30.389 --> 01:17:31.230 That's the killers. 01:17:31.690 --> 01:17:32.691 What was that one called Adam? 01:17:33.031 --> 01:17:34.012 Mr. Brightside. 01:17:34.352 --> 01:17:34.652 Yeah 01:17:35.132 --> 01:17:42.237 I missed a bright side, dreaming, dreaming of me, of you. 01:17:42.638 --> 01:17:42.958 Isn't it? 01:17:43.358 --> 01:17:44.639 That's still what that song sounds like. 01:17:45.160 --> 01:17:45.560 Blondie. 01:17:46.701 --> 01:17:49.063 Anyway, the killers, yeah, they're not actual killers. 01:17:49.503 --> 01:17:50.844 They've never killed anyone. 01:17:51.104 --> 01:17:52.205 Why are we playing them at the castle? 01:17:52.245 --> 01:17:52.725 It's a lie. 01:17:52.785 --> 01:17:53.526 Well, exactly. 01:17:53.546 --> 01:17:54.246 That's what I wanted. 01:17:54.266 --> 01:17:55.187 Get them off the playlist. 01:17:55.267 --> 01:18:01.051 Until they've actually committed a murder and spent time, you know, in prison for it, 01:18:01.872 --> 01:18:02.972 Probably life. 01:18:03.493 --> 01:18:07.394 Then I'm not interested in what they have to say because I just feel ripped off. 01:18:07.494 --> 01:18:08.214 You know what I'd like? 01:18:08.494 --> 01:18:08.614 No. 01:18:08.874 --> 01:18:13.876 I'd like a moratorium on titles of bands and films beginning with the word the. 01:18:15.076 --> 01:18:16.857 Two word titles, one of the words is the. 01:18:17.197 --> 01:18:17.437 Yeah. 01:18:17.757 --> 01:18:19.698 The mist, the killers, the vines, the hives, the bees. 01:18:20.698 --> 01:18:21.539 It's just endless. 01:18:21.659 --> 01:18:26.024 Yeah, but then you've got all the bands who self-consciously leave off the the like editors. 01:18:26.044 --> 01:18:26.705 That's better. 01:18:26.965 --> 01:18:31.270 And then it becomes just an annoyance because the natural thing is just to say the editors, it's a lot easier. 01:18:31.310 --> 01:18:37.237 What words are there that cannot be turned into the name of a film or a band by putting the in front of it? 01:18:37.778 --> 01:18:38.038 Left. 01:18:38.098 --> 01:18:38.819 Are there any left? 01:18:39.300 --> 01:18:39.700 The whisk. 01:18:40.521 --> 01:18:42.002 Is that a Stephen King horror film? 01:18:42.042 --> 01:18:42.762 Well, that's a noun. 01:18:42.782 --> 01:18:47.363 It's easy with nouns, but actually, no, it works with the it. 01:18:49.064 --> 01:18:52.085 You know, like, what about prepositions and things like that? 01:18:52.225 --> 01:18:53.625 There's not many words left. 01:18:55.746 --> 01:18:56.266 The under. 01:18:56.466 --> 01:18:57.147 The magazines. 01:18:57.207 --> 01:18:59.127 I mean, there's some that would be ungainly, you know. 01:18:59.307 --> 01:19:01.208 I mean, there's a band called Magazine already, obviously. 01:19:02.048 --> 01:19:03.809 But, yeah, not many. 01:19:04.069 --> 01:19:04.509 Not many. 01:19:04.609 --> 01:19:05.049 That's the thing. 01:19:05.069 --> 01:19:05.990 What have you got against it, though? 01:19:06.010 --> 01:19:06.350 It's fun. 01:19:07.310 --> 01:19:08.371 It's just very samey. 01:19:08.571 --> 01:19:08.952 Yeah. 01:19:09.232 --> 01:19:12.295 It just makes them all sound the same, feel the same, you know? 01:19:12.315 --> 01:19:15.598 I think we should push for more adventurousness in band naming. 01:19:15.759 --> 01:19:18.722 But that's what they do, though, is that they define themselves, not by the actual name. 01:19:18.742 --> 01:19:19.923 The strokes started it, didn't they? 01:19:20.443 --> 01:19:21.584 Didn't the strokes start it? 01:19:21.604 --> 01:19:23.787 They started a whole nother wave of the bands. 01:19:24.227 --> 01:19:25.568 It goes in and out of fashion. 01:19:25.588 --> 01:19:26.710 There's been a lot of the bands... 01:19:27.370 --> 01:19:30.112 Absolutely, but I'm saying that they started a new sort of cycle. 01:19:30.372 --> 01:19:34.495 Oh, right Yes, well because in the in the 90s, there were a lot of just one word blends. 01:19:34.535 --> 01:19:42.300 Yeah, right It's a sort of utilitarian impulse, isn't it amongst composers, you know, just to just to make themselves kind of functional. 01:19:42.540 --> 01:19:50.445 Mm-hmm Well, Matt Johnson should have had the last word with the there should shouldn't he but I mean there there was always a horrible name for a band though. 01:19:50.485 --> 01:19:51.486 Come on Great band 01:19:53.127 --> 01:19:53.707 Horrible name. 01:19:53.867 --> 01:19:56.328 Listen, man, I was watching the television last night. 01:19:56.348 --> 01:19:57.048 Have you ever seen that? 01:19:57.068 --> 01:19:57.288 Why? 01:19:57.308 --> 01:19:58.269 Have you ever seen it? 01:19:58.289 --> 01:19:59.049 It's rubbish. 01:19:59.129 --> 01:20:00.549 It's really rubbish. 01:20:01.149 --> 01:20:02.150 But it's very bright. 01:20:03.010 --> 01:20:04.590 And dazzling and sort of hypnotizing. 01:20:04.630 --> 01:20:05.091 Exactly. 01:20:05.131 --> 01:20:13.053 And I found that if I had the television on, I was able to do all sorts of things because there was light coming out of it and I could see it in the room, right? 01:20:13.073 --> 01:20:15.854 So I was able to find things that I'd been looking for for ages. 01:20:16.054 --> 01:20:16.474 It was great. 01:20:16.834 --> 01:20:20.315 And then while it was on also, I started watching what was actually on there. 01:20:20.795 --> 01:20:21.356 silly idea. 01:20:38.932 --> 01:20:40.714 And you know, we're fans of the Brat Pack, right? 01:20:40.734 --> 01:20:41.315 The Brat Pack. 01:20:41.475 --> 01:20:42.756 Here's a fact that I didn't know. 01:20:42.776 --> 01:20:44.338 I mean, there was no new facts. 01:20:44.398 --> 01:20:47.441 I didn't realise they were quite so bratty as they were. 01:20:47.461 --> 01:20:50.665 Had no clue, because you and I went to see The Breakfast Club when it came out. 01:20:51.386 --> 01:20:55.230 And it was like the Holy Bible had just been unveiled to us or something. 01:20:55.250 --> 01:20:57.392 We thought it was very, very good. 01:20:57.472 --> 01:20:58.233 We were quite young. 01:20:58.553 --> 01:20:59.114 We were young. 01:20:59.154 --> 01:21:05.459 We were absolutely the right age to completely have our minds blown by this film. 01:21:06.019 --> 01:21:10.023 I didn't realise that Antony Michael Hall was quite such a car crash of a person. 01:21:10.623 --> 01:21:12.325 They were revealing in this documentary. 01:21:13.045 --> 01:21:16.348 Because he was one of the brat packers who I always had a very big soft spot for. 01:21:16.368 --> 01:21:17.349 I thought he was very funny. 01:21:17.429 --> 01:21:19.851 He was a brilliant actor. 01:21:19.871 --> 01:21:21.532 He's amazing in Sixteen Candles. 01:21:22.333 --> 01:21:22.893 Amazing. 01:21:23.294 --> 01:21:29.458 And he went off the rails in quite a big way, loved to drink booze and was very haughty and arrogant. 01:21:30.198 --> 01:21:43.868 And after making quite a few bad film choices and having his career go on the skids a little bit after his initial flush of success, he was cast as Sergeant Joker, the main part in Full Metal Jacket. 01:21:44.528 --> 01:21:46.309 I didn't realize this, have you ever heard this before? 01:21:46.349 --> 01:21:46.609 No. 01:21:46.910 --> 01:21:51.493 He got the part and started rehearsing, started shooting even with Kubrick. 01:21:51.753 --> 01:21:52.413 No. 01:21:52.694 --> 01:22:04.682 But argued with Kubrick about what Kubrick should be doing and had so many clashes with Kubrick about how he was directing the film that Kubrick fired his arse. 01:22:04.982 --> 01:22:05.362 Wow. 01:22:05.702 --> 01:22:07.824 And got Matthew Modine instead. 01:22:08.604 --> 01:22:12.807 And, uh, poor old Anthony Michael Hall's career never recovered, really. 01:22:13.167 --> 01:22:15.229 He's in something on telly at the moment, isn't he? 01:22:15.449 --> 01:22:18.811 Yeah, I mean, he's- I think, in fact, he's in some sort of terrible cop show, isn't he? 01:22:18.891 --> 01:22:19.651 Uh-huh, possibly. 01:22:20.012 --> 01:22:20.792 Something like that. 01:22:20.812 --> 01:22:25.235 But can you imagine, that is the kind of, uh, kick in the nuts that you never really get over, is it? 01:22:25.455 --> 01:22:26.256 What a fool! 01:22:26.656 --> 01:22:28.417 What a lovely- Who would argue with Kubrick? 01:22:28.477 --> 01:22:29.678 Kubrick, exactly! 01:22:29.738 --> 01:22:30.859 What are you playing at? 01:22:31.039 --> 01:22:36.503 And, you know, that wasn't- fair enough, if it was Eyes Wide Shut, you might have been having a couple of arguments, but... 01:22:37.143 --> 01:22:40.127 Uh, Full Metal Jacket was- He plays the lead in the Dead Zone, the TV series of Dead Zone. 01:22:40.147 --> 01:22:41.208 That's right, that's right. 01:22:41.528 --> 01:22:43.510 And apparently he's in the new Batman film. 01:22:43.551 --> 01:22:48.616 And I'm sure he's, uh, you know, I'm sure he's learnt his lesson now, you know, and I'm sure he's like a delight to work with. 01:22:48.877 --> 01:22:49.097 Yeah. 01:22:49.157 --> 01:22:51.500 But for a long time no one would touch him with a barge pole. 01:22:52.060 --> 01:22:56.583 And then, after that long time, he harkies with Kubrick and gets fired. 01:22:57.084 --> 01:22:58.025 What a nutbag. 01:22:58.165 --> 01:22:58.945 What a nutbag. 01:22:58.985 --> 01:23:01.527 But he was amazing in Sixteen Candles. 01:23:01.967 --> 01:23:03.228 Brilliant in weird science. 01:23:03.268 --> 01:23:04.349 Very good in weird science. 01:23:04.389 --> 01:23:06.071 Come up in the Breakfast Club. 01:23:06.111 --> 01:23:08.432 Very, very good in National Lampoon's vacation. 01:23:08.512 --> 01:23:08.973 That's right. 01:23:09.133 --> 01:23:11.154 And National Lampoon's European vacation. 01:23:11.435 --> 01:23:11.775 I know. 01:23:11.835 --> 01:23:14.197 He's an excellent foil for Chevy Chase. 01:23:14.737 --> 01:23:15.417 Chevy Chase. 01:23:15.538 --> 01:23:16.258 Chevy Chase. 01:23:16.398 --> 01:23:17.119 Oh, Chevy Chase. 01:23:17.139 --> 01:23:17.779 Chevy Swash. 01:23:19.920 --> 01:23:23.121 Now here is, so watch more Biography Channel, that's the message there. 01:23:23.141 --> 01:23:23.822 No I will not. 01:23:23.902 --> 01:23:25.442 Stop trying to boss me around. 01:23:25.462 --> 01:23:25.822 Alright then. 01:23:26.182 --> 01:23:27.523 Here's... You're not the boss of me. 01:23:27.703 --> 01:23:28.463 I am actually. 01:23:28.943 --> 01:23:31.624 I didn't want to make it specific, make it explicit. 01:23:31.644 --> 01:23:33.444 I am rubber, you are glue. 01:23:33.544 --> 01:23:36.605 But the words that you say bounce off me and stick to you. 01:23:36.625 --> 01:23:37.626 What's that? 01:23:37.686 --> 01:23:37.906 Dunno. 01:23:39.006 --> 01:23:41.027 Um, okay, here's the last of the shadow puppets now. 01:23:41.067 --> 01:23:42.087 Do you know about them, Joe? 01:23:42.127 --> 01:23:42.347 No. 01:23:42.547 --> 01:23:44.948 They, this is Alex Turner from the Arctic Monkeys. 01:23:44.988 --> 01:23:45.528 I've had enough. 01:23:45.568 --> 01:23:48.429 This is Side Project with the guy from Simeon Mobile. 01:23:49.009 --> 01:23:49.269 The Rascals. 01:23:49.289 --> 01:23:51.050 The Rascals, not Simeon Mobile Disco. 01:23:51.070 --> 01:23:51.830 Why am I thinking them? 01:23:51.850 --> 01:23:52.590 He produced it. 01:23:53.071 --> 01:23:53.851 Oh, okay, there you go. 01:23:54.511 --> 01:23:56.632 Um, and this is The Age of Understanding, so this is good stuff. 01:23:56.692 --> 01:23:57.072 Check it out. 01:23:58.173 --> 01:24:01.275 So there you go, that's the last of the Shadow Puppets. 01:24:01.695 --> 01:24:06.880 So if you're a Shadow Puppets fan, that's it, that's the last hurrah of the Big Goodbye. 01:24:06.980 --> 01:24:08.501 That's the Age of Understatement. 01:24:08.581 --> 01:24:09.862 When's that album out then? 01:24:10.703 --> 01:24:12.244 Uh, Mayesh. 01:24:12.304 --> 01:24:12.765 Mayesh? 01:24:12.885 --> 01:24:13.565 Age is away! 01:24:13.585 --> 01:24:16.327 It's exciting though, we can all get really excited about that. 01:24:17.208 --> 01:24:18.428 How long is Turner? 01:24:18.568 --> 01:24:20.849 You know, because no one stays perfect forever. 01:24:21.029 --> 01:24:23.190 How long has Alex Turner gotten in? 01:24:23.230 --> 01:24:24.390 I think he's going to be a stayer. 01:24:24.470 --> 01:24:26.431 I think he's going to be around for a long, long time. 01:24:26.531 --> 01:24:29.912 I mean, I agree with you because he's clearly prodigiously talented. 01:24:29.972 --> 01:24:31.032 As are the rest of the band. 01:24:31.492 --> 01:24:34.794 Let's not put the lead singer on a pedestal just because he's the lead singer. 01:24:35.034 --> 01:24:36.154 Well, and he writes all the songs. 01:24:36.454 --> 01:24:37.475 And he writes all the songs. 01:24:37.555 --> 01:24:39.577 Let's not put him on a pedestal because of that. 01:24:39.597 --> 01:24:39.937 No. 01:24:40.218 --> 01:24:41.879 Let's pay a bit of attention to the drummer. 01:24:41.919 --> 01:24:42.440 Well, you know what? 01:24:42.480 --> 01:24:44.382 The drummer is extraordinary. 01:24:44.502 --> 01:24:45.803 When I saw them... What was I saying? 01:24:45.823 --> 01:24:49.346 Last year, he is a little powerhouse man. 01:24:49.386 --> 01:24:50.187 He's incredible. 01:24:51.008 --> 01:24:52.029 They are a fantastic band. 01:24:52.049 --> 01:24:55.813 I'm talking about the Monkees there, but last the Shadow Puppets sound pretty amazing too. 01:24:56.613 --> 01:24:59.436 I had another couple of cop shows that I never pitched to you. 01:24:59.516 --> 01:24:59.836 Oh, go on then. 01:24:59.856 --> 01:25:00.597 Is this wrong, Jude? 01:25:00.617 --> 01:25:01.278 Oh, go for it. 01:25:02.211 --> 01:25:02.971 Uh, blenders. 01:25:03.652 --> 01:25:04.212 Blenders? 01:25:04.292 --> 01:25:05.232 With an L. Yeah. 01:25:05.252 --> 01:25:05.852 Blenders. 01:25:05.872 --> 01:25:06.072 Mm-hmm. 01:25:06.673 --> 01:25:12.675 Uh, you know the advert for tax credit where the man has painted his body in such a way that he blends into the background? 01:25:13.395 --> 01:25:13.955 Yes. 01:25:13.995 --> 01:25:15.516 Okay, there are a bunch of cops that do that. 01:25:16.176 --> 01:25:16.376 Blender. 01:25:16.396 --> 01:25:18.557 But this is the twist, right, commissioning editor? 01:25:18.697 --> 01:25:18.917 Right. 01:25:19.317 --> 01:25:22.738 At the beginning of the scene, they're not in the space which they're gonna blend into. 01:25:22.758 --> 01:25:28.440 So it's just a bunch of people chatting, one of them, half of their body's painted red, with half a letterbox on it. 01:25:28.460 --> 01:25:28.660 Mm-hmm. 01:25:29.040 --> 01:25:30.801 The other half is painted like bricks. 01:25:31.781 --> 01:25:35.946 you're waiting for them to enter an environment in which they will blend into which. 01:25:36.246 --> 01:25:36.586 Right. 01:25:37.647 --> 01:25:45.856 That keeps you watching for the first few minutes and then there's a middle of a chase, suddenly... It's the sound effect, they blend into the background. 01:25:46.217 --> 01:25:47.198 Do the sound effect again? 01:25:48.779 --> 01:25:49.440 Oh. 01:25:49.460 --> 01:25:50.181 We could work on that. 01:25:50.261 --> 01:25:50.501 Yeah. 01:25:50.742 --> 01:25:53.445 There's one that's, for instance, painted like the side of a lorry. 01:25:53.805 --> 01:25:54.346 For instance. 01:25:54.546 --> 01:25:55.127 For instance. 01:25:55.207 --> 01:25:55.808 That's his name. 01:25:55.888 --> 01:25:56.428 For instance. 01:25:56.608 --> 01:25:57.469 Joshua, for instance. 01:25:57.890 --> 01:25:59.091 He's running down the motorway. 01:25:59.111 --> 01:25:59.512 Yes. 01:25:59.532 --> 01:26:00.333 They're really fast. 01:26:00.593 --> 01:26:01.214 And look at that. 01:26:01.234 --> 01:26:02.916 He's blending into the side of the lorry. 01:26:02.996 --> 01:26:04.838 So he can run as fast as a lorry as well. 01:26:04.978 --> 01:26:06.300 No, he's glued to the side. 01:26:08.502 --> 01:26:10.303 Did you whomp glued to the side? 01:26:10.583 --> 01:26:10.823 Yeah. 01:26:10.883 --> 01:26:12.444 Yeah, and it's called blenders. 01:26:12.784 --> 01:26:13.424 Blenders. 01:26:13.504 --> 01:26:14.705 I'm not commissioning blenders. 01:26:15.245 --> 01:26:15.846 Why not? 01:26:15.966 --> 01:26:17.487 No, it doesn't appeal to me on any level. 01:26:17.507 --> 01:26:18.947 Your station is rotten. 01:26:19.067 --> 01:26:19.828 I'm not commissioning. 01:26:20.028 --> 01:26:22.169 I tell you what, BBC Four, you can do it for. 01:26:22.189 --> 01:26:22.389 Okay. 01:26:22.469 --> 01:26:22.769 Okay. 01:26:22.890 --> 01:26:23.170 Okay. 01:26:23.230 --> 01:26:23.470 All right. 01:26:23.510 --> 01:26:24.210 Here's another good one. 01:26:24.310 --> 01:26:24.450 Yeah. 01:26:24.610 --> 01:26:26.852 This is just a way of recycling old cop shows. 01:26:26.872 --> 01:26:27.632 That's a good idea. 01:26:27.872 --> 01:26:29.833 I get an old cop show, say Miami Vice. 01:26:29.933 --> 01:26:30.154 Right. 01:26:30.474 --> 01:26:31.714 Play it at double the speed. 01:26:32.555 --> 01:26:34.436 Call it the new Keystone Cops. 01:26:35.217 --> 01:26:35.617 Yes. 01:26:35.777 --> 01:26:38.078 It's like old silent movies, you know, speed it up cops. 01:26:38.158 --> 01:26:38.999 It's a good idea. 01:26:39.399 --> 01:26:40.640 But now it's in colour. 01:26:40.880 --> 01:26:42.480 With Don Johnson and the other black. 01:26:42.621 --> 01:26:47.123 And you could have, instead of sort of... How are with Altamire? 01:26:47.163 --> 01:26:47.403 Yeah? 01:26:47.423 --> 01:26:48.243 Yeah, I like that. 01:26:48.283 --> 01:26:48.944 That's good. 01:26:48.984 --> 01:26:49.544 It's cheap. 01:26:49.624 --> 01:26:50.584 I'm not commissioning it though. 01:26:50.624 --> 01:26:50.804 Why not? 01:26:50.864 --> 01:26:52.465 I just don't like it. 01:27:00.669 --> 01:27:01.790 You know what I said? 01:27:01.830 --> 01:27:02.351 I liked it. 01:27:02.831 --> 01:27:03.071 Yeah. 01:27:03.091 --> 01:27:04.112 I wasn't telling you the truth. 01:27:04.613 --> 01:27:05.994 The TV's so tough these days. 01:27:06.014 --> 01:27:06.895 I'm sorry about that. 01:27:07.335 --> 01:27:10.718 Um, but I'm not comi- Listen, I've commissioned 25 other programmes off you. 01:27:10.758 --> 01:27:11.339 It's not enough. 01:27:11.459 --> 01:27:11.799 Alright? 01:27:12.360 --> 01:27:13.641 Just because I'm not commissioning blenders. 01:27:13.681 --> 01:27:15.343 And what was the title of the other one? 01:27:15.363 --> 01:27:15.803 The Keystone? 01:27:15.823 --> 01:27:19.546 I want to be like Princess Productions, who make every single programme on Channel 4. 01:27:19.707 --> 01:27:20.107 Really? 01:27:20.267 --> 01:27:20.708 I haven't met them. 01:27:20.728 --> 01:27:21.308 They make them all. 01:27:21.528 --> 01:27:22.749 I don't watch Channel 4 anymore. 01:27:23.510 --> 01:27:28.191 I only watch BBC Four because I'm of a certain age and also I've got a very big brain. 01:27:28.571 --> 01:27:29.411 That's true, isn't it? 01:27:29.451 --> 01:27:32.972 Yeah, so I only watch things like that and I watch Dave as well. 01:27:33.012 --> 01:27:33.332 Do you? 01:27:33.712 --> 01:27:35.612 Well, there goes the brain thing. 01:27:35.632 --> 01:27:36.913 So I can watch QI. 01:27:37.253 --> 01:27:39.133 Now, here's a track I've selected for you listeners. 01:27:39.893 --> 01:27:44.334 This is from the Richard D. James album by Aphex Twin and it sort of speaks for itself. 01:27:44.354 --> 01:27:46.955 Can I just point out, my free play CD broke. 01:27:47.155 --> 01:27:47.495 Did it? 01:27:47.555 --> 01:27:49.035 Otherwise, I'd be playing you so much. 01:27:49.315 --> 01:27:50.216 better tracks than this. 01:27:50.296 --> 01:27:51.797 Oh, you can't get better than this one, though. 01:27:51.817 --> 01:27:54.098 We've had to, uh, hold off until next week. 01:27:54.238 --> 01:27:58.641 I mean, I don't, I don't think there's a human being in the world, old or young, who could, uh, dislike this. 01:27:58.701 --> 01:27:59.501 This is Fingerbib. 01:28:00.062 --> 01:28:00.642 Ah, it's lovely. 01:28:00.662 --> 01:28:01.463 That's great. 01:28:01.783 --> 01:28:02.403 Affex Twin. 01:28:02.523 --> 01:28:05.865 Yeah, Fingerbib from the Richard D. James album. 01:28:06.025 --> 01:28:08.007 Uh, it's got a grotesque cover of him. 01:28:08.787 --> 01:28:10.128 scowling at you weirdly. 01:28:10.608 --> 01:28:12.349 Um, I saw a film the other day. 01:28:12.549 --> 01:28:16.652 What's the film with, uh, Viggo Mortensen, directed by David Cronenberg? 01:28:17.492 --> 01:28:18.373 Uh, Eastern Promises. 01:28:18.473 --> 01:28:19.513 Uh, Eastern Promises, yeah. 01:28:19.553 --> 01:28:20.214 Very enjoyable. 01:28:20.234 --> 01:28:20.754 Have you seen that? 01:28:20.834 --> 01:28:21.034 Yeah. 01:28:21.374 --> 01:28:22.955 Boy, it's brutally violent though, isn't it? 01:28:23.616 --> 01:28:24.496 It is brutally violent. 01:28:24.516 --> 01:28:31.800 Because you forget that Cronenberg's background is in horror when he applies himself to a different genre, you know, and then the horror training pops out at unexpected moments. 01:28:31.820 --> 01:28:33.681 When, which is, wait, which is his gentle moment? 01:28:34.042 --> 01:28:35.943 History of violence was pretty, pretty violent. 01:28:36.543 --> 01:28:44.094 Yeah, but, um, it's couched in sort of fairly, um, dramatic, you know, normal, regular... He's always about the body. 01:28:44.494 --> 01:28:44.754 Yeah. 01:28:44.774 --> 01:28:47.438 Uh, the body is a sort of parasite. 01:28:47.638 --> 01:28:50.823 But there's good, there's good, there's some wicked, there's some wicked violence in there. 01:28:50.883 --> 01:28:51.924 It's a very good knife fight. 01:28:52.084 --> 01:28:52.385 Yeah. 01:28:52.745 --> 01:28:56.908 Oh, a brilliant knife fight, nude knife fight with Viggo's, um, julies flopping around everywhere. 01:28:56.928 --> 01:28:57.508 It's fantastic. 01:28:57.548 --> 01:28:57.708 Yeah. 01:28:57.908 --> 01:29:08.295 But there's a moment in that film, if you've seen it, where, um, it's a scene in a, in a kind of private club with all these Russian gangsters, and a bloke, um, comes and starts sort of playing the violin. 01:29:08.315 --> 01:29:09.816 He's like a folky musician, man. 01:29:09.896 --> 01:29:11.296 Typical Russian gangster behavior. 01:29:11.337 --> 01:29:11.817 Exactly. 01:29:11.937 --> 01:29:15.199 But he looks exactly like, uh, Richard James, A.F.X. 01:29:15.239 --> 01:29:15.519 Twin. 01:29:15.659 --> 01:29:19.462 He's got really long hair and a creepy little beard, and he's sort of slightly ginger. 01:29:19.922 --> 01:29:21.643 You should check it out if you haven't seen that film. 01:29:22.343 --> 01:29:23.204 It's time for us to go. 01:29:23.224 --> 01:29:27.666 We're going to play one more track and Liz Kershaw will be with you shortly. 01:29:27.726 --> 01:29:29.667 Thank you very much indeed for texting and emailing us today. 01:29:29.707 --> 01:29:32.849 Yeah, we've got loads of texts and every one of them was a winner. 01:29:33.229 --> 01:29:37.631 Sorry if we didn't get to read yours out, but thank you very much for all the emails as well. 01:29:37.671 --> 01:29:41.613 We'll be back with you this time next week, 9am till noon on Saturday. 01:29:42.634 --> 01:29:52.660 Don't forget the podcast, which will be available tomorrow evening, Sunday evening, and of course you can listen again to this show in its entirety with music and everything at any point during this week. 01:29:53.320 --> 01:29:56.082 So take care, have a wonderful week, and a happy Easter. 01:29:56.422 --> 01:29:56.983 Yeah, bye-bye.