WEBVTT 00:00.169 --> 00:00.829 No, just you. 00:00.889 --> 00:01.350 Stop it. 00:01.390 --> 00:02.110 Stop talking. 00:03.891 --> 00:05.272 No, you're still down a little bit there. 00:05.672 --> 00:07.873 Oh, that's nice. 00:08.714 --> 00:09.554 That's good, man. 00:09.614 --> 00:10.115 Say something. 00:10.175 --> 00:11.015 Go on, say something to me. 00:11.435 --> 00:12.456 I love chocolate. 00:12.516 --> 00:13.336 Oh, chocolate. 00:13.416 --> 00:16.678 I want to eat chocolate all over my mouth. 00:17.839 --> 00:20.520 I want to put it in my mouth and chew it and swallow it. 00:20.981 --> 00:21.481 Stop it there. 00:21.601 --> 00:22.922 Sit in my tummy. 00:23.542 --> 00:23.982 Yeah. 00:24.342 --> 00:25.143 You could do adverts. 00:25.723 --> 00:26.324 I cook goodnight. 00:26.444 --> 00:27.325 Hey, listen listeners. 00:27.345 --> 00:27.705 Good morning. 00:27.745 --> 00:36.292 This is Adam and Joe on BBC six music Hope you found a good night's sleep Adam and I of course have been out all night clubbing Yeah, we've been partying. 00:36.412 --> 00:44.800 I was at the scrunchbox in Mayfair with Tara Farah Tomkinson I was at the Nunty rooms really in depressed. 00:45.080 --> 00:49.564 I was raving on on a Pill I was so drugs. 00:49.984 --> 00:51.565 I wasn't when I say a pill. 00:51.625 --> 00:53.007 I mean like an aspirin, right? 00:53.187 --> 00:53.327 Mmm 00:53.527 --> 00:54.708 I was all over the drugs. 00:54.868 --> 00:55.228 Were you? 00:55.589 --> 00:55.829 No. 00:56.569 --> 01:00.573 And it was sweaty and sexy and I was dancing with a girl. 01:01.573 --> 01:04.796 But she was sexy and she wasn't wearing much. 01:06.017 --> 01:13.503 But I looked closer and she had stitched into the nape of her back, you know, the bottom of her back, a little label saying chlamydia. 01:13.963 --> 01:15.164 Chlamydia, that's nice. 01:15.544 --> 01:16.685 Like in one of those adverts. 01:17.386 --> 01:20.008 So I thought, no, I won't bother. 01:20.248 --> 01:21.669 Which adverts are you talking about? 01:21.689 --> 01:23.070 The ones about chlamydia. 01:23.130 --> 01:26.412 Then I was dancing with another girl and she was really, really sexy. 01:27.092 --> 01:31.235 But then I saw she was wearing a necklace saying chlamydia. 01:31.675 --> 01:32.316 Oh dear. 01:32.816 --> 01:34.217 Yes, it's a shame. 01:34.557 --> 01:35.458 Puts you off, doesn't it? 01:35.478 --> 01:39.460 It does put you off, but I'm happy it's so clearly signposted these days. 01:39.880 --> 01:40.381 You know what? 01:40.441 --> 01:42.022 It doesn't put me off, doesn't it? 01:42.042 --> 01:43.423 No, I like it. 01:43.443 --> 01:44.043 You love it. 01:44.363 --> 01:46.304 Yes, because I think A, it's a pretty name. 01:49.526 --> 01:55.950 And it suggests to me that maybe they're promiscuous, in which case I'm in there. 01:56.590 --> 01:57.370 You are in there. 01:57.390 --> 01:58.091 Do you understand? 01:58.711 --> 01:59.872 Yes, I understand. 01:59.992 --> 02:00.432 Good, good. 02:00.832 --> 02:02.693 Hey listeners, thank you very much for joining us. 02:02.993 --> 02:07.495 We hope you're going to stick with us for as long as you can until midday, which is how long we're here until. 02:07.856 --> 02:10.777 We've got good music for you and entertaining chit-chat. 02:12.138 --> 02:14.559 And let's continue in that vein right now. 02:14.579 --> 02:16.100 This is a good link, isn't it, man? 02:16.707 --> 02:17.327 I'm impressed. 02:17.347 --> 02:19.208 The way I'm talking, stringing all these words together. 02:19.228 --> 02:19.668 Yeah. 02:19.688 --> 02:21.169 It's pretty impressive stuff, isn't it? 02:21.589 --> 02:23.470 So now, I don't know anything about this band. 02:23.710 --> 02:24.150 Who are they? 02:24.230 --> 02:24.910 Pink squares? 02:25.611 --> 02:26.111 No, no, no. 02:26.371 --> 02:27.051 I was a Cub Scout. 02:27.071 --> 02:27.831 I always get that wrong. 02:28.332 --> 02:29.252 I was a Cub Scout. 02:29.632 --> 02:30.833 We've played this before, haven't we? 02:30.953 --> 02:31.133 Yeah. 02:31.213 --> 02:33.374 And it's good, I seem to recall, in my brainium. 02:33.714 --> 02:35.955 So this is, I was a Cub Scout with pink squares. 02:36.855 --> 02:46.601 That was I Was a Cub Scout with Pink Squares, and I Was a Cub Scout are gonna be playing at the Six Music Showcase at the South by Southwest Festival in Austin, Texas. 02:46.841 --> 02:47.041 Right? 02:47.181 --> 02:47.241 In 2008. 02:47.301 --> 02:49.062 That's this year! 02:49.443 --> 02:50.143 I've been to Austin. 02:50.303 --> 02:50.683 Have you? 02:50.783 --> 02:51.784 Yeah, it's really nice. 02:51.824 --> 02:52.645 That's a happening town. 02:52.665 --> 02:53.345 Yeah, it's lovely. 02:53.465 --> 02:55.366 I went to the Alamo Drafthouse. 02:55.466 --> 02:55.746 Right. 02:56.007 --> 02:59.589 You know where big old Harry Knowles, King of Internet Movie Nerds, lives? 02:59.969 --> 03:00.410 Does he? 03:00.510 --> 03:05.615 It's a cinema where you sit at kind of benches as if you're studying for an exam and you can eat food. 03:05.876 --> 03:07.357 Does he do ancient films? 03:07.437 --> 03:08.098 He does do it. 03:08.398 --> 03:08.859 Right, right. 03:09.059 --> 03:09.319 Yeah. 03:09.640 --> 03:11.021 And when did you go there to Austin, Texas? 03:11.041 --> 03:13.103 I went there last year to Austin, Texas. 03:13.163 --> 03:13.964 What were you doing there? 03:13.984 --> 03:14.865 I was doing there! 03:15.606 --> 03:18.107 No, I was with the Hot Fuzz guys. 03:18.807 --> 03:19.807 Yeah, promoting Hot Fuzz. 03:19.827 --> 03:20.747 They had a screening there. 03:21.128 --> 03:22.488 What's Hot Fuzz? 03:23.048 --> 03:28.790 Hot Fuzz is a kind of sensation you get when you rub yourself on the carpet. 03:30.810 --> 03:32.131 I want to go to Austin, Texas. 03:32.451 --> 03:32.991 It's cool. 03:33.251 --> 03:35.271 Why can't we go there and do something for set music? 03:35.291 --> 03:36.792 Let's do a live show from there. 03:36.872 --> 03:37.252 Can't we? 03:37.552 --> 03:40.977 Our show would be massively improved by sending us on holiday. 03:41.018 --> 03:43.041 I haven't been to America for about 10 years. 03:43.081 --> 03:43.541 Really? 03:43.682 --> 03:44.863 Yeah, not since well. 03:45.004 --> 03:46.085 Yeah, since 2001, man. 03:46.125 --> 03:48.209 The last time I was there was changed. 03:48.489 --> 03:49.671 Was the day after 9-11. 03:50.970 --> 03:51.470 Oh my god. 03:51.570 --> 03:52.250 Oh my god. 03:52.430 --> 03:53.531 And apparently it's changed. 03:53.811 --> 03:55.111 It's changed enormously. 03:55.251 --> 03:57.612 Joe Cornish, I heard saying that it's really changed. 03:57.652 --> 03:58.913 Yeah, I heard him say that as well. 03:58.953 --> 03:59.753 He's always right. 03:59.773 --> 04:00.633 He's always right. 04:00.953 --> 04:17.719 The whole studio, listeners, I'm sorry to tell you, smells a little bit revolting this morning because someone left the milk in the fridge too long or something, it's gone off, but I don't understand how just milk in a fridge can stink up the entire place to quite such a degree. 04:17.759 --> 04:18.799 When I came in this morning, 04:19.219 --> 04:22.082 It was like the aftermath of a particularly bad house party. 04:22.102 --> 04:22.743 Do you know what I mean? 04:24.164 --> 04:26.186 That's the worst smell in the world, isn't it? 04:26.266 --> 04:27.607 It's like an airborne virus. 04:27.667 --> 04:28.248 Stroke vomit? 04:28.748 --> 04:31.651 Do you think it's... Do you think it's actually contagious? 04:31.731 --> 04:32.072 Yes. 04:32.252 --> 04:34.014 I'll smell it off milk for the rest of the day. 04:34.114 --> 04:34.414 Yes. 04:34.614 --> 04:35.355 That's terrible. 04:35.715 --> 04:39.077 Whoever, it's like living in a kind of student digs this place, isn't it? 04:39.617 --> 04:43.719 All the people lounging around, listening to alternative music, letting their milk go off. 04:44.119 --> 04:45.239 It's a total nightmare. 04:45.339 --> 04:46.200 It's a rock station. 04:46.220 --> 04:49.081 That's the kind of behavior that's to be expected. 04:49.321 --> 04:51.903 Now, we've got some music here that was chosen by you, Joe. 04:51.963 --> 04:53.123 Yeah, I chose this one. 04:53.483 --> 04:54.944 This is by the Fine Young Cannibals. 04:54.984 --> 04:57.365 They're a band from the 80s. 04:57.505 --> 05:00.466 If you're, you know, young, you might not remember them, but they were really good. 05:00.486 --> 05:02.527 They had a lead singer called Roland Gift. 05:02.808 --> 05:02.968 Yeah. 05:03.028 --> 05:03.508 Is that right? 05:03.848 --> 05:04.248 God's gift. 05:04.288 --> 05:05.529 He was a very handsome man. 05:05.649 --> 05:06.270 Very handsome. 05:06.290 --> 05:07.031 What's he doing now? 05:07.331 --> 05:09.312 I don't know, probably just being very happy. 05:09.513 --> 05:10.253 Exactly. 05:10.373 --> 05:11.294 Out of the public eye. 05:12.155 --> 05:15.998 But he's kind of either that or producing music that no one pays attention to. 05:16.218 --> 05:18.620 Or maybe they do and we don't know because he's the man behind the scenes. 05:18.640 --> 05:19.881 He's got like a moniker now. 05:20.081 --> 05:20.601 Exactly. 05:20.661 --> 05:22.223 He's an amazingly famous producer. 05:22.243 --> 05:22.923 The gift meister. 05:23.103 --> 05:23.584 Who knows? 05:23.924 --> 05:26.146 But this is one of their best tracks, I think. 05:26.306 --> 05:28.788 This is the Fine Young Cannibals with I'm Not the Man I Used to Be. 05:29.108 --> 05:32.532 Yeah, hip-hop's come on quite a way since then. 05:33.493 --> 05:33.913 Uh, has it? 05:34.334 --> 05:35.815 Yeah, it's developed. 05:35.995 --> 05:39.859 That's kind of... You proceeded to eat it because it was death. 05:40.320 --> 05:40.760 I like that. 05:41.021 --> 05:43.223 That's kind of like Duplo hip-hop business. 05:43.243 --> 05:44.464 No, it's good enough, man. 05:44.504 --> 05:45.806 You don't need anything more than that. 05:46.286 --> 05:47.648 Who was in Run DMC? 05:47.668 --> 05:49.149 That's Gem Master Jay. 05:49.349 --> 05:49.990 Was he in there? 05:50.310 --> 05:50.711 Probably. 05:50.871 --> 05:53.132 J-Master, Jam, Jarwood. 05:53.872 --> 05:55.432 The Jam Jar. 05:55.552 --> 05:59.613 He was one of the early champions of 50 Cent, wasn't he? 06:00.293 --> 06:01.314 I believe he was, yeah. 06:01.474 --> 06:13.537 I think eventually Eminem and Dr. Dre got hold of 50 Cent and propelled him to superstardom, but Jam, Master, J, or whatever his name was from Run DMC, was one of the first people that encouraged young Curtis. 06:13.857 --> 06:16.119 Well, there's a real 50 cent, isn't there? 06:16.419 --> 06:18.021 He's a real robber man. 06:18.081 --> 06:29.231 Yeah, and 50 cent, he doesn't get much respect if you kind of push people about him because people reckon he kind of stole the kind of life of the genuine 50 cent. 06:29.531 --> 06:29.911 Right. 06:29.971 --> 06:31.953 And actually, he's quite well-bought up. 06:32.233 --> 06:32.814 Nice fella. 06:32.874 --> 06:33.294 Curtis? 06:33.474 --> 06:34.234 Yeah, Curtis. 06:34.275 --> 06:35.235 Not really, though. 06:35.275 --> 06:36.496 I mean, he had... That's what I've been told. 06:36.516 --> 06:37.056 He had a rough life. 06:37.076 --> 06:37.937 Comparatively speaking. 06:38.017 --> 06:38.457 Oh, really? 06:38.477 --> 06:41.379 You think he... uh, comparative... Apparently, he exaggerates it a bit. 06:41.500 --> 06:44.301 Man, I saw MTV Cribs last night. 06:44.542 --> 06:44.702 Ooh. 06:44.742 --> 06:45.722 And they were looking around. 06:45.742 --> 06:47.404 50 cents, house. 06:48.064 --> 06:53.209 I like to call him 50 pence and 50 pence has an amazing house. 06:53.689 --> 07:13.107 It's extraordinary and I think it must have been filmed fairly recently because he was talking about his lot was his last album called Curtis I don't know that came out last year I think it was so it must have been filmed late last year early this year and that couldn't be an early this year could it but anyway he lives in Farmington Connecticut in 18 we get the specific date of the yeah right before 07:13.647 --> 07:14.007 we move on. 07:14.027 --> 07:16.269 Well, I'm trying to establish how recent it was, you know what I mean? 07:16.710 --> 07:18.531 And I think it was fairly recent. 07:18.551 --> 07:22.055 18 and a half million dollar mansion he's got there used to belong to Mike Tyson. 07:22.655 --> 07:27.499 And although at the end, he reveals that he's recently got himself another place in Long Island. 07:27.720 --> 07:29.641 Oh, my Lord, so he can be closer to his son. 07:30.082 --> 07:34.165 Anyway, this place he's got there in Farmington, Connecticut, it's amazing. 07:35.106 --> 07:37.107 It's got a helicopter, Joe. 07:37.127 --> 07:37.787 Wow. 07:37.867 --> 07:39.147 It's got a red helicopter. 07:39.167 --> 07:40.448 No, Ledmonds has got one of those. 07:40.528 --> 07:41.408 It's not that amazing. 07:41.828 --> 07:43.728 Yeah, but you expect Knoll to have one. 07:43.748 --> 07:52.331 You know, Knoll's been at the coal face for years and years and years, but Fitty, he's only been a player for maybe five years or something. 07:52.371 --> 07:53.091 Okay, I'll give you that. 07:53.651 --> 07:58.853 And it's an extraordinary accumulation of wealth and splendor that he's got there in Farmington. 07:59.233 --> 07:59.633 He's got 07:59.853 --> 08:01.635 are several cars, Joe. 08:02.075 --> 08:02.956 Several cars. 08:03.116 --> 08:12.325 More than one, like one he's got presumably for going to the shops, one he's got for the school run, but he's got several others that I can't even think of uses for and they're different colors. 08:12.625 --> 08:14.587 One of them cost a million dollars. 08:14.907 --> 08:15.267 Wow. 08:15.287 --> 08:16.949 Which is too much for a card, don't you reckon? 08:17.029 --> 08:17.950 It's a waste of money. 08:17.970 --> 08:18.651 It's a waste of money. 08:18.671 --> 08:19.892 I mean, a card is a practical thing. 08:19.932 --> 08:20.433 Exactly. 08:20.513 --> 08:21.674 It'll only get scratched. 08:22.014 --> 08:22.735 Exactly. 08:22.755 --> 08:23.676 It's keyest. 08:23.736 --> 08:24.276 That's right. 08:24.537 --> 08:30.503 Well, if they did, I would imagine there would be robot security guards in Farmington, Connecticut that would kill you. 08:30.863 --> 08:33.646 But he's got basketball courts and tennis courts there. 08:33.686 --> 08:38.150 He's got a pool room with Louis Vuitton upholstered walls. 08:38.290 --> 08:38.551 Joe. 08:38.991 --> 08:39.311 Wow. 08:39.391 --> 08:44.493 And on the pool table itself, instead of green bays, he's got Louis Vuitton bays. 08:45.033 --> 08:46.173 Oh, that's classy. 08:46.213 --> 08:47.633 It's the best way to play pool. 08:47.694 --> 08:49.354 It's the only way that you would want to play pool. 08:49.634 --> 08:56.956 He's got a club in this house, Joe, a nightclub, and he's got all the facilities you need for topless lady dancing. 08:56.996 --> 08:58.377 Does the nightclub have people in it? 08:58.817 --> 08:59.017 No. 08:59.157 --> 08:59.897 It's just empty. 08:59.997 --> 09:00.777 It's totally empty. 09:00.797 --> 09:01.477 Is there any use? 09:02.038 --> 09:03.638 Well, I'd have robot people. 09:04.018 --> 09:04.598 You reckon? 09:04.618 --> 09:05.859 Yeah, like replicants. 09:07.980 --> 09:25.632 Yeah, not like just just you know robotic right so I could dance yeah, that's a good idea then man Maybe he's got them in a in a robot cup in there probably I draw it who can tell me under the floor He's got giant revolving plasma TVs everywhere in his hat in his room at the end of his bed You know what I mean? 09:25.852 --> 09:27.474 Yeah, if he maybe wants to shift position. 09:27.514 --> 09:28.715 He's got a little control Oh 09:31.036 --> 09:33.837 The TV revolves around, depending on where he is in the room. 09:34.097 --> 09:35.978 He's got one in the shower, opposite the shower. 09:35.998 --> 09:38.778 In case you want to watch TV in the shower, he says. 09:38.798 --> 09:40.739 You know, quite logical. 09:41.179 --> 09:43.020 And then, ah, what else has he got there? 09:43.100 --> 09:48.421 And then one of the nice things about his house is that he's got rooms for all his friends in G-Unit. 09:49.042 --> 09:59.925 So you go down, there's a special little wing for Tony Yayo, and there's one for Young Buck, and there's a little wing for Lloyd Banks, as well as Guy's little room there at the end. 10:00.305 --> 10:08.876 Obviously, Fitty's room is much more splendiferous than theirs, and he's got like a staircase in his room, and they, as far as I can tell, they didn't have revolving tellies. 10:09.276 --> 10:10.478 But they were still pretty nice. 10:11.098 --> 10:17.005 But the whole place was a little bit like a kind of, uh... a hotel from a theme park. 10:17.966 --> 10:22.408 Well, you know, sometimes in those things they just film them in a hotel. 10:22.768 --> 10:23.228 You reckon? 10:23.248 --> 10:23.948 In a theme park. 10:24.068 --> 10:24.829 I think so, yeah. 10:24.869 --> 10:28.970 No, because G-Unit and Fiti's name was painted everywhere and there were big murals. 10:28.990 --> 10:29.930 Yeah, they do that. 10:30.611 --> 10:32.531 They do, they do, they do do that. 10:33.192 --> 10:39.414 It's like a hello photo shoot, you know, where you just get a suite or hire a house. 10:40.214 --> 11:07.935 to make it look like it's yours they do do that sometimes i know i know but they fifty cent lives in a little house in dahood he keeps it real a little crack shack well i was thinking if if it is his place and i have every reason to believe that it really was at the end he was saying next time mtv cribs i was joking about my new house is he talking like that no he was saying he was talking like this he was saying because you know he got shot in the face and stuff sure he did so he's like his mouth's a little bit mangled 11:08.996 --> 11:09.536 Peppa Pot. 11:09.736 --> 11:10.196 He is. 11:10.957 --> 11:14.058 And say, next time, it'll be great if you can come round my house. 11:14.078 --> 11:15.038 In fact, what? 11:15.198 --> 11:17.199 That would just be a good novelty Peppa Pot. 11:17.439 --> 11:18.539 Yeah. 11:18.679 --> 11:19.659 50 cent with some holes. 11:19.679 --> 11:20.440 With some bullet holes. 11:21.300 --> 11:24.381 And maybe salt, not pepper, because you'd need to grind it. 11:24.401 --> 11:26.141 You could have a Linda Blair Peppa Pot. 11:26.261 --> 11:26.781 That's nice. 11:26.821 --> 11:27.562 Rotate the head. 11:27.682 --> 11:28.222 Absolutely. 11:28.402 --> 11:30.283 It could dispense guacamole as well. 11:30.323 --> 11:30.723 Sorry, Keith. 11:30.743 --> 11:32.783 There's all kinds of tasteless Peppa Pots you could have. 11:33.143 --> 11:35.344 So yeah, we're promised a tour of his house in Long Island. 11:35.664 --> 11:37.485 And I was thinking about, like, what? 11:38.385 --> 11:40.306 could he possibly have there, do you know what I mean? 11:40.727 --> 11:46.131 I mean, we should listen to some music, but I've got some ideas for what Fitty could have in his new house that I'd like to tell you listeners. 11:46.551 --> 11:48.713 Uh, but for now listeners, we've got hives. 11:49.093 --> 11:50.154 There you go, that's the hives. 11:50.174 --> 11:52.655 They were just making that up as they went along, as far as I can tell. 11:52.675 --> 11:54.977 This is Adam and Joe here on BBC Six Music. 11:55.257 --> 12:00.461 It is 10.30 and it's time for the news read by, no, it's not 10.30, it's 9.30, excuse me. 12:00.501 --> 12:02.162 Time for the news read by Chris Wincrest. 12:03.083 --> 12:09.767 Shouting, how many times have I told you about shouting Perry Farrell with your Jane's addiction? 12:10.168 --> 12:11.048 You make me sick. 12:11.608 --> 12:12.669 That was Jane's addiction. 12:13.350 --> 12:15.111 And, uh, with Just Because. 12:15.151 --> 12:17.532 This is Adam and Joe here on BBC 6 Music. 12:17.932 --> 12:20.454 Morning, this is very, very nice morning. 12:20.474 --> 12:21.074 Would you call it? 12:21.395 --> 12:23.196 It's like the cusp of spring, isn't it? 12:23.536 --> 12:24.016 Don't you think? 12:24.256 --> 12:25.257 Little bit of spring in the air? 12:25.417 --> 12:26.637 It's certainly about to be spring. 12:26.997 --> 12:29.599 I really hope so, because I'm fed up of winter. 12:29.699 --> 12:32.320 You always forget that winter doesn't really stop. 12:32.340 --> 12:35.201 I always assume that winter stops around about, you know, New Year. 12:35.661 --> 12:36.601 But don't do it. 12:36.821 --> 12:38.682 That's more or less the beginning of winter. 12:38.722 --> 12:40.763 You get the whole of January, it's a nightmare. 12:41.183 --> 12:43.544 Have we had any texts in about Fitty's house? 12:43.564 --> 12:44.645 I think someone texted in. 12:45.285 --> 12:49.967 I was speculating before about what Fitty would have in his new house, Fitty Cent, I'm talking about. 12:51.227 --> 12:57.370 because the place that he's got already that was on MTV Cribs last night was just amazing. 12:57.390 --> 12:59.450 I was thinking, how much better could it get? 12:59.470 --> 13:00.331 You know what I mean? 13:00.371 --> 13:02.091 What would you have in your fantasy house? 13:02.511 --> 13:03.632 Have you ever thought about that, Joe? 13:04.932 --> 13:06.473 Not really, but I will now. 13:07.153 --> 13:08.314 I'll have a think about it now. 13:08.534 --> 13:13.479 I was thinking that Fitty, like with all this money, because he's like number two most richest rapper, right? 13:13.599 --> 13:14.400 Behind Jay-Z. 13:14.560 --> 13:14.960 I don't know. 13:15.060 --> 13:15.661 I think he is. 13:16.121 --> 13:21.386 I think Forbes has rated him as, because he's got loads of going concerns apart from all the rapping he does, right? 13:21.946 --> 13:23.468 He's got all his special drinks. 13:24.408 --> 13:25.649 for building muscle building. 13:26.109 --> 13:28.351 He's got his range of condoms, I think. 13:28.691 --> 13:37.136 He's got all, like, fingers in all kinds of pies, which is not a nice expression to use after mentioning condoms, but still, you know what I'm talking about, listeners. 13:38.057 --> 13:47.043 So I was thinking, like, in Fitty's new house, right, seeing as he can have anything, I was thinking a good thing to have would be a house inside the house. 13:48.737 --> 13:51.599 like a little semi-detached house in the living room. 13:52.059 --> 13:53.380 And a family would live there. 13:53.400 --> 13:54.341 Do you know what I mean? 13:54.621 --> 13:56.062 Like a real family. 13:56.222 --> 13:58.584 But they would be big fans of Fiti. 13:59.104 --> 14:02.267 And they'd play his music all the time and they'd be delighted to live there. 14:02.627 --> 14:04.408 So it would be a nice two-way deal. 14:04.608 --> 14:11.753 You know, it would be nice for 50 to enjoy their adoration and of course it would be fun for the family to live in the... 14:12.854 --> 14:28.263 living room of their hero so that's a nice idea also you could have obviously this is an obvious one rooms with money wallpaper that would be great wouldn't it so actually paper the wall that the walls with money with real money and then the furniture would be made out of big blocks of money 14:28.743 --> 14:29.583 It's a bit tacky. 14:30.103 --> 14:32.164 Well, I didn't think that would be a problem. 14:32.304 --> 14:33.725 No, probably it probably isn't. 14:33.985 --> 14:34.965 I thought he would like it. 14:34.985 --> 14:35.905 Do you know what I mean? 14:36.045 --> 14:40.687 Because it's not only is it you could make him you can make him comfortable, you know, but there would be solid money. 14:40.707 --> 14:44.768 It wouldn't be like a wooden framework with money put pasted on top. 14:44.828 --> 14:45.588 That would be cheating. 14:45.708 --> 14:46.749 It would be solid money. 14:47.309 --> 14:50.310 He would his bedsheets would be made from the Turin shroud. 14:50.550 --> 14:51.130 I was thinking. 14:51.570 --> 14:53.331 Oh, because that's a little tasteless. 14:54.139 --> 14:56.160 and possibly offensive to a lot of people. 15:11.366 --> 15:12.647 with the Turin Shroud. 15:12.947 --> 15:13.688 Like Holy Relics. 15:13.708 --> 15:15.189 Yeah, a little bit of the Turin Shroud. 15:15.249 --> 15:15.749 Exactly. 15:16.290 --> 15:21.033 He could have any kind of Holy Relic all stitched together. 15:21.254 --> 15:24.836 And it wouldn't just be the Shroud itself, it would be part of a duvet. 15:25.177 --> 15:28.099 He'd need a very, very gentle powder to wash that with. 15:28.279 --> 15:28.839 Exactly. 15:28.899 --> 15:29.220 Do it at 30. 15:29.880 --> 15:31.581 Just for the environment and for the Relic. 15:31.601 --> 15:33.763 You wouldn't want it maybe just 20, I would say. 15:33.783 --> 15:36.045 I wouldn't go as high as 30 for the Turin Shroud. 15:37.006 --> 15:42.251 Um, and he would, in his house also, he'd have a lot of gold things, because that's what rich people like. 15:42.712 --> 15:43.473 Gold water? 15:43.933 --> 15:45.775 He would have golden water. 15:45.795 --> 15:47.477 Delicious golden water. 15:47.717 --> 15:49.259 Well, only little bits of gold. 15:49.519 --> 15:51.681 Do you remember we had, we had that drink before one time? 15:51.701 --> 15:51.881 Sure. 15:51.902 --> 15:53.503 And sent us some booze with gold in it. 15:54.644 --> 15:56.985 Gold is not bad for you if taken in small doses. 15:57.665 --> 15:59.185 He would have gold-plated fruit. 16:00.825 --> 16:01.426 Delicious. 16:01.786 --> 16:11.648 He'd also have a machine that when you go to the loo, right, and for number twos, it would gold-plate your pops as they fell out into the bowl. 16:11.888 --> 16:13.868 Why wouldn't that be great? 16:13.908 --> 16:14.909 What do you mean why? 16:15.349 --> 16:16.289 So you could keep them. 16:17.364 --> 16:18.805 And, uh, you could store them. 16:19.505 --> 16:22.586 Maybe you'd keep them, maybe you'd just flush them down, because that's, you don't care. 16:22.846 --> 16:23.807 So what, gold pops? 16:23.947 --> 16:24.807 I don't care, flush them. 16:25.107 --> 16:27.668 But it would just be nice to find- Nice treat for the sewage workers. 16:27.688 --> 16:28.488 Well, exactly. 16:28.828 --> 16:29.869 With little fishing nets. 16:29.989 --> 16:31.590 Exactly, they could unwrap them. 16:31.990 --> 16:34.451 Anyway, I was listening, I was thinking- Wait, they wouldn't unwrap them. 16:35.231 --> 16:37.692 They'd just, uh, they'd just take the gold. 16:38.103 --> 16:38.763 That's what I'm saying. 16:39.164 --> 16:39.964 You know, you know... Oh, I see. 16:40.164 --> 16:42.225 I thought you meant they were discarding the gold. 16:42.365 --> 16:42.865 That would be insane. 16:42.885 --> 16:44.666 In order to get to the... Why would you do that? 16:44.946 --> 16:46.707 Well, because they're big fans of 50 Cent. 16:46.787 --> 16:47.287 Exactly. 16:47.428 --> 16:48.428 You could put it on eBay. 16:49.148 --> 16:51.770 So it works both ways, now that you mention it like that. 16:52.370 --> 16:58.313 Anyway, I was thinking if anyone had any other ideas for what Fitty could have in his house, or indeed, what you would have in your house. 16:58.353 --> 17:05.636 Listen, as if, like, your favourite house, if you had all the money in the world, out of your many houses, what kind of things would you have in there? 17:05.656 --> 17:06.457 I'd be interested to know. 17:07.498 --> 17:09.459 Now, are we going to play Pete and the Pirates now? 17:09.499 --> 17:13.923 This is another band that apparently played at South by Southwest in Austin, Texas last year for 6 Music. 17:14.723 --> 17:18.026 And this track is called Mr. Understanding. 17:18.206 --> 17:18.886 So let's recap. 17:18.946 --> 17:21.088 Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo. 17:21.628 --> 17:23.410 Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo. 17:23.470 --> 17:25.572 That's Pete and the Pirates with Mr. Understanding. 17:25.912 --> 17:27.653 This is Adam and Joe on BBC 6 Music. 17:28.454 --> 17:30.595 I was bad this week Adam. 17:30.856 --> 17:31.576 Oh, what did you do? 17:31.636 --> 17:35.039 I went to see, this isn't the bad thing, I went to see No Country for Old Men. 17:35.479 --> 17:36.520 The Coen Brothers film. 17:36.680 --> 17:37.380 Yeah, did you enjoy it? 17:37.841 --> 17:41.663 I did enjoy it, but it was being ruined for me by four people. 17:42.664 --> 17:43.164 The actors? 17:43.404 --> 17:43.585 No. 17:43.765 --> 17:43.925 No. 17:44.325 --> 17:45.026 And I saw it. 17:45.266 --> 17:46.326 It's a very quiet film. 17:46.467 --> 17:46.967 That's right. 17:46.987 --> 17:51.050 It's got an amazing soundtrack in it, very little music. 17:51.310 --> 17:51.750 It's true. 17:51.870 --> 17:52.831 It's not good for eating. 17:52.871 --> 17:53.952 I had my bag of... No! 17:54.052 --> 17:55.272 ...revels and I didn't get finished. 17:55.372 --> 17:58.795 I think, listeners, this might be a common problem in this particular film. 17:58.875 --> 17:59.075 Yeah. 17:59.275 --> 18:04.599 That it really sort of highlights the annoyingness of munching and cinema behaviour, which winds me up anyway. 18:04.659 --> 18:05.099 It's true. 18:06.059 --> 18:10.720 But it's such a sort of studied film, beautiful vistas, amazing natural sounds. 18:11.401 --> 18:14.301 And one of those films where because there's no sound, you get really absorbed in it. 18:14.641 --> 18:15.822 You're paying much more attention. 18:16.142 --> 18:25.264 And some young people, some thick young people from the suburbs, I don't want to insult people from the suburbs unless they're these particular people I'm thinking of. 18:25.304 --> 18:26.404 I do want to insult them. 18:27.325 --> 18:32.386 They're used to films with loud noises, monsters squashing people, people screaming, you know, 18:32.566 --> 18:33.968 pop hits every four minutes. 18:34.028 --> 18:35.269 People teleporting everywhere. 18:35.289 --> 18:38.733 Yeah, the tiniest sounds sounding like a nuclear explosion. 18:38.813 --> 18:39.013 Right. 18:39.534 --> 18:46.221 So they used to just being able to chit-chittle-chittle all the time with no consequence, you know, and no consideration of anybody else. 18:47.482 --> 18:49.204 And that's what these people started doing. 18:49.724 --> 18:49.784 Oh. 18:57.589 --> 18:58.189 That was the noise. 18:58.749 --> 18:59.890 Constantly and left ear. 18:59.970 --> 19:01.791 How far into the film are we at this point? 19:01.911 --> 19:02.511 The very beginning. 19:02.651 --> 19:03.052 No. 19:03.172 --> 19:04.392 Yeah, like the first ten minutes. 19:04.712 --> 19:05.673 Big thing of popcorn. 19:10.260 --> 19:11.160 So your heart is sinking. 19:11.360 --> 19:30.766 I'm just going I'm really I really want to enjoy this film I've saved it up I waited until the cinemas were a bit empty until cuz everyone was seeing that for the first couple of weeks it was full of You know who'd had dinner parties and chatting and so I went till it was empty Was it an option to move to a different part of the cinema? 19:30.846 --> 19:32.807 No, cuz it was not a very big cinema and it's a white 19:32.927 --> 19:34.169 screen presentation. 19:34.189 --> 19:36.752 2.35 to 1 or whatever it is. 19:36.772 --> 19:37.833 You've got to sit near the back. 19:37.873 --> 19:38.794 My favourite aspect ratio. 19:38.834 --> 19:39.975 I love that aspect ratio. 19:40.616 --> 19:48.725 And then there were those people making a terrible racket and then in front of them there was a woman who I think was doing origami. 19:49.546 --> 20:10.011 uh with some kind of rice paper either that or she was uh she she had one of those work from home jobs where you insert boxes into other boxes right and then rattle things she was making extraordinary noises probably the greaseproof paper on a sandwich maybe or something like that but it was really annoying me and i think everyone else in the cinema 20:10.911 --> 20:11.952 Uh, so you know what I did? 20:12.413 --> 20:14.475 Well, it's got to be turned around and do a bit of shushing. 20:14.935 --> 20:17.558 I tried A. I tried tactic number one, staring. 20:17.838 --> 20:18.218 Right. 20:18.238 --> 20:19.439 And I'm sure other people have done this. 20:19.479 --> 20:23.283 What you do is you just do a really, really strong lean forward. 20:23.323 --> 20:23.563 Yeah. 20:23.803 --> 20:29.489 Rotate your whole head so that your face catches the light and just glare in a Paddington Bear style. 20:29.889 --> 20:33.433 And hope that, you know, they catch you out of their peripheral vision. 20:33.453 --> 20:34.494 What if they're scary? 20:35.334 --> 20:36.914 Why would you do that if this was scary? 20:37.074 --> 20:38.235 The staff will back me up. 20:38.695 --> 20:39.635 The little ladies. 20:40.155 --> 20:42.916 I'm amazed that you would go for a face-off before you go for a shot. 20:42.976 --> 20:44.016 I was really annoyed. 20:44.496 --> 20:45.436 I was really annoyed. 20:45.837 --> 20:46.617 This didn't work. 20:49.877 --> 20:50.738 I didn't work at all. 20:51.078 --> 20:51.838 So I stood up. 20:52.558 --> 20:53.818 And I went over to them. 20:54.499 --> 20:56.479 And I leant right into them. 20:57.399 --> 21:03.681 And you know that thing where you kind of build up a visual image of them in your brain in the half light of what they're like? 21:03.741 --> 21:04.561 I thought he was like a... 21:04.981 --> 21:12.143 a big beefy idiot man with a tattoo on his head and she was an awful slapper and they were stupid. 21:12.823 --> 21:16.204 When I went into them, they looked, the first thing I noticed was they were quite nice. 21:16.945 --> 21:20.446 They seemed like quite a nice, lovey-dovey couple having a nice evening at the cinema. 21:21.526 --> 21:26.347 The next thing that happened was I tried to say to them, excuse me, can you please keep your voice down? 21:26.387 --> 21:27.448 You're spoiling the film. 21:27.468 --> 21:31.229 As soon as I talked, something loud happened in the film. 21:33.810 --> 21:38.171 So I just went and they looked at me really confused. 21:38.251 --> 21:40.051 Why is this man violating our personal space? 21:40.091 --> 21:42.532 Why is he talking at us? 21:43.112 --> 21:49.314 And so I just went Like that international language of my finger should tell them to shut it down it 21:49.434 --> 21:51.516 They just look really freaked out. 21:51.596 --> 21:51.856 Right. 21:51.936 --> 21:54.478 They look really frightened and terrified. 21:54.518 --> 21:55.839 Yeah, but did you get any results? 21:55.919 --> 21:56.239 Oh yes. 21:56.559 --> 21:57.360 Oh yeah. 21:57.380 --> 21:57.940 It worked. 21:57.960 --> 21:58.260 Good one. 21:58.280 --> 22:05.546 They were so scared by this weird man leaning his stupid long face right into their Saturday night. 22:05.666 --> 22:05.906 Yeah. 22:06.146 --> 22:08.167 They didn't make another noise and I really enjoyed the film. 22:08.207 --> 22:08.848 Good job. 22:09.008 --> 22:13.310 I don't know whether anyone else has any more effective tactics for shutting people up. 22:13.370 --> 22:16.172 But when you sat down did you feel a little traumatized by the encounter? 22:16.192 --> 22:18.033 Did that ruin a few minutes of the film for you? 22:18.093 --> 22:20.334 I did think that something might go down on the way out. 22:20.354 --> 22:20.454 Right. 22:20.474 --> 22:21.575 What did you do? 22:21.595 --> 22:25.817 I tried to put it to the back of my mind but as the film was coming to an end... 22:26.497 --> 22:29.498 I did start thinking, hmm, shall I go now? 22:29.638 --> 22:30.798 How am I going to exit? 22:31.978 --> 22:32.918 But no, it was fine. 22:33.198 --> 22:34.398 I think they were so frightened. 22:34.718 --> 22:35.279 Good job. 22:35.879 --> 22:48.421 Warning, listeners, do not try this technique in any of the rougher cinemas in London's outer regions, or you'll get a knife in the julies, possibly, depending on the chain. 22:49.001 --> 22:49.841 It's a good film, though. 22:50.121 --> 22:50.821 It's great, isn't it? 22:50.901 --> 22:51.561 It's pretty good. 22:51.821 --> 22:55.282 It wouldn't be as good as it is without that weapon. 22:56.113 --> 22:57.094 Yeah, the weapon's amazing. 22:57.174 --> 22:57.394 Iconic. 22:57.414 --> 22:58.635 Do you remember me talking about it before? 22:58.675 --> 22:58.855 Yeah. 22:58.875 --> 23:01.336 The weapons that pretty much, the weapon and the hair. 23:01.456 --> 23:02.297 Yeah, yeah, exactly. 23:02.317 --> 23:03.577 Pretty much most of the deal. 23:03.738 --> 23:04.138 Genius. 23:04.218 --> 23:05.158 It's like a horror film. 23:05.298 --> 23:06.139 It's like Halloween. 23:06.219 --> 23:06.939 I didn't realise. 23:07.019 --> 23:08.080 No, he's a super villain. 23:08.240 --> 23:09.901 He's like up there with the aliens. 23:09.961 --> 23:11.262 You are a super villain. 23:11.282 --> 23:12.102 You're well done. 23:12.243 --> 23:13.703 Amongst all the villains, you're the best. 23:13.723 --> 23:16.265 You're super well done for killing all those people. 23:16.425 --> 23:19.646 especially the one in the shower where you just close the curtain and the blood went splat. 23:19.946 --> 23:20.466 I loved it. 23:20.746 --> 23:21.267 It's always nice. 23:21.287 --> 23:21.587 You're super. 23:21.687 --> 23:22.407 It's always nice. 23:22.767 --> 23:25.088 Now here's a choice for you listeners that I've picked for you. 23:25.368 --> 23:29.870 This is the first of three epic tracks I've chosen for you for the show this week. 23:30.250 --> 23:36.492 I hope you enjoy them so they're a little longer than normal but it's my contention that these epic tracks do not outstay their welcome. 23:36.752 --> 23:40.453 This is one from Supergrass's eponymous album Supergrass. 23:40.513 --> 23:41.974 Maybe not one of their best albums. 23:42.454 --> 23:45.415 Kind of the one, was this their third or fourth maybe? 23:46.155 --> 23:52.483 Anyway, it's got a few good tracks on it, and this is really one of Supergrass's best out of any of their albums, for my money. 23:52.503 --> 23:53.484 It's called Far Away. 23:53.685 --> 24:01.014 Wow, that was a session track, listeners, from the John Peel Sessions 1979 Thin Lizzy, with one of their songs. 24:01.394 --> 24:02.155 What's it guys, gone! 24:03.137 --> 24:04.638 Dancing in the moonlight. 24:04.658 --> 24:06.820 This is Adam and Jo on BBC six music. 24:07.160 --> 24:10.683 Is this the greatest radio show in the world? 24:11.824 --> 24:12.084 What? 24:12.324 --> 24:15.447 Yeah, you know there was in the Guardian newspaper yesterday. 24:15.487 --> 24:20.290 It said at the top in big letters Is this the greatest day for new films ever? 24:21.371 --> 24:25.334 I like it when newspapers structure a, you know, a story like that. 24:25.434 --> 24:25.534 Yeah. 24:25.594 --> 24:31.657 Because you can say anything, stick a question mark at the end, and it validates the most preposterous sentences. 24:32.038 --> 24:36.921 Is Joe Cornish the sexiest, cleverest man currently alive? 24:37.501 --> 24:59.866 yeah to which of course the answer would be would be no you know i'm near the top i'm in the top five okay but it would be you know um arrogant to say i was number one a little bit arrogant but still i've said the words yeah i've said the sentence you put you've posed the question yeah it's like that brilliant scene in a not particularly brilliant film how to get ahead in advertising where he points out the use of the word may 25:00.646 --> 25:03.049 in newspapers as well. 25:03.109 --> 25:07.293 They rely on that word very heavily to justify amazing statements. 25:07.453 --> 25:08.074 Yeah, exactly. 25:08.574 --> 25:09.595 We don't even bother with that. 25:09.635 --> 25:12.618 When we talk about Text the Nation, we don't equivocate. 25:12.999 --> 25:15.161 We tell people it's the nation's favorite feature. 25:15.441 --> 25:19.245 Is Text the Nation the greatest feature in the world? 25:20.046 --> 25:20.366 Is it? 25:20.526 --> 25:20.847 Yes. 25:20.987 --> 25:21.287 Is it? 25:21.687 --> 25:21.947 Yes. 25:22.128 --> 25:22.388 No. 25:22.788 --> 25:23.088 Yes, it is. 25:23.108 --> 25:23.789 You know. 25:24.289 --> 25:24.569 Yes. 25:24.990 --> 25:25.190 No. 25:25.610 --> 25:31.795 We're going to be launching Text-A-Nation very shortly, listeners, even though we decided exactly what it's going to be. 25:32.195 --> 25:32.395 No. 25:32.455 --> 25:34.877 The thing is, we've got too many subjects today. 25:35.257 --> 25:37.038 So we've got various things you can text in on. 25:37.078 --> 25:42.482 We've got 50 Cent's House, ways for dealing with noisy people in cinemas. 25:42.943 --> 25:45.985 But one of these subjects will be kind of unfairly flagged 25:46.425 --> 25:47.806 with the Text the Nation jingle. 25:48.287 --> 25:48.908 Yeah, exactly. 25:49.248 --> 25:50.429 Nice bit of unfair flagging. 25:50.809 --> 25:55.454 Hey, if you've got, you know, for online banking, do you do online banking? 25:55.474 --> 25:56.535 Are you talking to me or the listener? 25:56.555 --> 25:59.278 No, you don't do any online banking. 25:59.338 --> 26:00.119 No, I don't trust it. 26:01.220 --> 26:01.340 Oh. 26:01.800 --> 26:08.887 Well, you see, what they give you though, if you're doing a little bit of online banking, is you get like a little security keypad they send you through. 26:09.908 --> 26:12.249 This is with Barclays at least, I don't know about other banks. 26:12.689 --> 26:17.872 But you get a thing that looks like a little mini calculator with a slot for your credit card at the top, or your debit card. 26:18.352 --> 26:26.115 And each time you log on to check out your online banking details, you have to pop the credit card in there, and it asks you to... That wasn't sent to you by Barclays. 26:26.675 --> 26:29.137 That was sent to you by Lambek Shibot. 26:30.837 --> 26:35.539 Whose dad died in a Nigerian gold mining accident, and he's raising funds. 26:35.559 --> 26:36.540 He's taking all your money. 26:36.720 --> 26:37.320 Probably. 26:37.540 --> 26:39.001 Spending it on tato's. 26:42.065 --> 26:43.606 Why does he want potatoes? 26:43.626 --> 26:46.927 Because he's a Latvian potato farmer. 26:48.687 --> 26:53.849 Anyway, I was just wondering if other people had this, or whether it was indeed a scam from... what was his name? 26:54.349 --> 26:55.609 Lembet Potato! 26:55.729 --> 26:56.970 I don't know, I can't remember. 26:57.090 --> 26:57.350 Lembet. 26:57.970 --> 26:58.491 That was his name. 26:59.633 --> 27:05.942 You know, because it seems complicated, but obviously you have to go through these procedures to keep it all secure and everything. 27:06.303 --> 27:13.413 You know, you put your card in there, it asks you to... First of all, you have to put your pin in, then it generates a kind of random number that you have to... You put your pin in. 27:13.974 --> 27:14.435 You pin in. 27:14.715 --> 27:15.255 You're pin in. 27:15.356 --> 27:15.596 Yeah. 27:15.896 --> 27:16.016 Mm. 27:16.637 --> 27:18.098 And, uh, generics a number. 27:18.118 --> 27:21.562 You have to key the number into your, uh, online details and everything. 27:21.622 --> 27:22.182 It takes ages. 27:22.202 --> 27:26.707 I was trying to think of, here's another thing that you could text in for, uh, listeners. 27:27.307 --> 27:30.571 Uh, is what extra security measures could you have? 27:31.031 --> 27:31.272 Right? 27:31.832 --> 27:33.354 We're gonna overload the listeners. 27:33.835 --> 27:34.315 Mmm. 27:34.636 --> 27:36.017 But that's three things now. 27:36.077 --> 27:37.799 Well, they don't have to text in about any of this. 27:37.879 --> 27:38.921 I'm just speculating. 27:38.941 --> 27:39.722 Don't confuse them. 27:39.882 --> 27:40.382 Doesn't matter. 27:40.402 --> 27:41.344 They won't get confused. 27:41.864 --> 27:42.465 What would you have? 27:42.505 --> 27:44.407 What extra security stuff would you have? 27:44.507 --> 27:45.328 In 50 Cent's house? 27:45.849 --> 27:46.109 No. 27:46.570 --> 27:46.850 What? 27:47.171 --> 27:47.691 Come on. 27:48.052 --> 27:48.652 In what? 27:48.732 --> 27:49.313 For banks? 27:49.573 --> 27:49.734 Yeah. 27:50.654 --> 27:56.159 I would have a photocopy of the arse. 27:56.399 --> 27:58.241 That's a good idea, you see. 27:58.281 --> 27:59.322 Scan your arse. 27:59.442 --> 28:00.283 No two are the same. 28:00.543 --> 28:01.003 Very nice. 28:01.504 --> 28:06.868 They could even send out special chairs that have the scanner as part of the seat of the chair. 28:07.529 --> 28:08.570 The security chair? 28:08.590 --> 28:11.972 Yeah, I would just download a woman. 28:12.852 --> 28:13.953 You know, like Kelly Brock. 28:13.973 --> 28:15.434 I thought you were going to say Wookiee. 28:15.814 --> 28:16.595 Download a Wookiee. 28:16.635 --> 28:17.355 Download a Wookiee? 28:17.575 --> 28:18.536 Yeah, little Wookiees. 28:18.576 --> 28:19.276 Like Kelly Brock. 28:19.316 --> 28:19.977 Like Gremlins. 28:20.257 --> 28:22.198 Sent to you in little baskets. 28:22.218 --> 28:23.439 I don't know, what use would they be? 28:24.279 --> 28:25.140 Uh, what, the Wookiees? 28:25.360 --> 28:25.640 Yeah. 28:25.780 --> 28:26.381 What would they do? 28:26.441 --> 28:28.302 I don't know, you're the one in what I thought of the idea. 28:28.322 --> 28:32.146 I was thinking you could just have, well, I was thinking you could just have a person. 28:32.466 --> 28:35.148 You know, you get an online banking thing and they send you a person. 28:35.168 --> 28:35.788 What about this? 28:35.989 --> 28:36.169 Yeah. 28:36.449 --> 28:43.895 In the high street, there's like a room with a counter and a woman or a man behind it. 28:43.955 --> 28:44.536 How about that? 28:45.096 --> 28:51.982 When you go there and you say hello, they say hello and they help you and you smile and chat. 28:52.782 --> 28:55.424 And it's nice and it's the same person every time. 28:55.444 --> 28:57.866 Or one of a couple of people that you know. 28:57.886 --> 28:59.708 What about that? 28:59.728 --> 29:00.388 What's wrong with that? 29:00.428 --> 29:00.749 Yeah, yeah. 29:01.109 --> 29:01.689 Here's the thing. 29:01.870 --> 29:03.991 You could go in there and you could get a gun. 29:04.432 --> 29:04.672 Right? 29:05.152 --> 29:08.115 And if you wanted loads of money, you could just hold the place up. 29:09.015 --> 29:10.156 Get out of the BBC. 29:10.657 --> 29:11.477 Leave the BBC. 29:11.617 --> 29:12.358 Okay, I will do. 29:13.379 --> 29:14.800 Is it time for the top of our sweeper? 29:15.060 --> 29:16.802 I love the top of our sweeper. 29:21.260 --> 29:22.061 Textination! 29:22.121 --> 29:22.402 Text! 29:22.482 --> 29:22.762 Text! 29:22.822 --> 29:23.183 Text! 29:23.283 --> 29:24.024 Textination! 29:24.084 --> 29:25.066 What if I don't want to? 29:25.306 --> 29:26.047 Textination! 29:26.127 --> 29:27.169 But I'm using email. 29:27.329 --> 29:28.030 Is that a problem? 29:28.070 --> 29:28.651 It doesn't matter! 29:28.671 --> 29:28.891 Text! 29:31.539 --> 29:33.561 It's the nation's favourite feature. 29:33.781 --> 29:35.682 Could it be the nation's favourite feature? 29:35.702 --> 29:36.623 Is that how I'm supposed to say it? 29:37.003 --> 29:45.450 Could this feature simply by listening to it make you stronger and live 98 years longer than normals? 29:46.991 --> 29:54.838 Could this feature simply by interacting with it turn you into a muscle man? 29:56.159 --> 29:59.221 Could this feature... I can't do a third one. 29:59.321 --> 29:59.522 No. 29:59.722 --> 30:00.582 I'm having to stop. 30:02.352 --> 30:05.460 Could this feature make you more... potent? 30:07.202 --> 30:07.382 Yes. 30:07.862 --> 30:11.104 Well, that's a good reason for having it then, isn't it? 30:11.204 --> 30:11.464 Yeah. 30:11.624 --> 30:13.905 So, uh, this is Adam and Jo on BBC Six Music. 30:13.945 --> 30:15.126 It's time for Text the Nation. 30:15.666 --> 30:21.109 Uh, the time of the show when we give you a sort of a question type thing or a topic of, uh, conversation. 30:21.129 --> 30:21.569 A topic? 30:21.950 --> 30:22.530 A topic? 30:22.830 --> 30:23.851 Are you kidding me? 30:24.031 --> 30:27.633 Why have you suddenly got so excited about me saying the word topic? 30:27.713 --> 30:28.973 Are they your favourite chocky chocky? 30:28.993 --> 30:31.374 Yeah, they've got a hazelnut in every bite there. 30:31.394 --> 30:31.755 You know what? 30:31.795 --> 30:32.875 My mum loves topics. 30:33.175 --> 30:33.556 They're she. 30:33.656 --> 30:35.156 They're so small, but they're powerful. 30:35.176 --> 30:36.217 They're like a dum dum bullet. 30:36.417 --> 30:37.898 Are they smaller than the average bar? 30:38.419 --> 30:39.860 They are smaller than the average bar. 30:39.960 --> 30:40.240 No. 30:40.340 --> 30:43.302 Let's not get sidetracked on chocky bar sizes though. 30:44.083 --> 30:45.484 I'd love a chocky bar right now. 30:46.385 --> 30:47.105 Topics are lovely. 30:47.125 --> 30:48.787 They've got nougat and peanuts. 30:49.367 --> 30:52.410 And the two flavours really offset each other one another. 30:52.670 --> 30:54.852 They've got more peanuts than any other bar. 30:54.872 --> 30:56.833 They've got a hazelnut in every bite. 30:57.213 --> 30:57.554 Topic. 30:58.334 --> 31:00.696 Smooth milk chocolate for your delight. 31:01.156 --> 31:01.437 Topic. 31:01.757 --> 31:04.179 And don't forget the hazelnut in every bite. 31:04.899 --> 31:05.140 Topic. 31:06.704 --> 31:08.625 Anyway, so listen, that's not the point, though. 31:08.665 --> 31:09.465 I got the lyrics wrong. 31:09.485 --> 31:10.486 There's other bars, obviously. 31:10.526 --> 31:10.906 There are. 31:11.046 --> 31:11.346 Are there? 31:11.746 --> 31:12.027 Yeah. 31:12.367 --> 31:12.947 Cool topic? 31:13.427 --> 31:13.627 No. 31:13.988 --> 31:15.588 None of us cool topic. 31:15.868 --> 31:18.210 Here's the text the nation subject. 31:18.970 --> 31:22.912 And obviously, there's a couple more subjects floating around, but we'd like you for the moment to focus on this one. 31:23.192 --> 31:24.853 And this one is a games. 31:26.133 --> 31:35.477 games, but games you play, for instance, if you go and have a meal with some friends, often after the meal, a friend will propose that you play a game. 31:42.799 --> 31:48.921 Very popular in your 20s, very popular for younger people, and we're not necessarily talking about sordid drinking games. 31:49.141 --> 31:49.542 Yeah. 31:49.562 --> 31:51.822 We're talking about ways for a group of people to have fun. 31:51.842 --> 31:52.943 We're not talking about board games. 31:53.223 --> 31:53.483 No. 31:53.783 --> 31:59.805 We're talking about games that you've learned off other people or games that you've made up. 32:00.126 --> 32:06.848 This is like in the weird years, just after you've got bored of drinking yourself senseless and just trawling around all night trying to snows people. 32:06.868 --> 32:08.509 There's something to do while you do that. 32:08.529 --> 32:09.149 A little bit. 32:09.449 --> 32:09.629 Yeah. 32:09.649 --> 32:12.750 But it's when you start going round to other people's houses, isn't it? 32:12.870 --> 32:20.872 And having a bit of sups and then afterwards, instead of watching TV or whatever, you'll sit round and someone will say, let's play the hat game. 32:21.573 --> 32:22.993 Now, this can be really boring. 32:23.173 --> 32:23.353 Yeah. 32:23.533 --> 32:25.134 Some people hate games like this. 32:26.114 --> 32:27.714 They find them an anathema. 32:28.094 --> 32:28.735 Is that a word? 32:28.935 --> 32:29.235 Yeah. 32:29.375 --> 32:29.575 Yeah. 32:29.975 --> 32:35.718 Other people like them, but whether you like them or hate them, we all find ourselves being caught up in them every now and then. 32:35.998 --> 32:39.860 And you always look, it's always a bad idea to resist them too much because then it becomes a big deal. 32:39.880 --> 32:41.041 You just look like a sourpuss. 32:41.081 --> 32:41.561 Exactly. 32:41.621 --> 32:42.762 Everyone rounds on you. 32:43.642 --> 32:50.526 The Hat Game is a game where everyone writes the name of a famous person on lots of pieces of paper. 32:50.546 --> 32:52.447 You fold them up, put them in a hat, you have to pass it round. 32:53.207 --> 32:53.707 Pick it out. 32:53.807 --> 32:54.488 And what do you do? 32:54.508 --> 32:55.808 Do you do you do you mind that? 32:55.868 --> 33:17.758 No, you describe the person without saying their name Yeah, this can be embarrassing because if you don't know who they are sometimes And then you can do it three times you can do it once with with my with using just one word That's the three rounded and then the third time you just do it with a mime exactly other types of games are kind of less civilized than that like we invented a game when we were very stupid called sumo and 33:18.198 --> 33:20.180 Sumo, you mentioned this before, I never remember. 33:20.200 --> 33:33.410 I don't think I played it with Adam, but some friends of mine, what we used to do is get quite overexcited on various inebriants, wrap ourselves in duvets, go to this local park, someone would shout, Sumo is go! 33:34.611 --> 33:50.586 this is pathetic obviously and then we'd run at each other in these big duvets and try and push each other over you see it was wicked was it wicked yeah this must have been when i got a girlfriend this is before kids killed each other for fun you know when the world was innocent that's right 33:50.806 --> 33:52.407 So that's another good after dinner game. 33:52.607 --> 33:55.648 We used to have something to eat and then go and play some sumo. 33:56.809 --> 34:00.710 But what we want to know from you listeners are really, really good games. 34:00.770 --> 34:06.933 The games that you've either made up and find really rewarding or that you find, you know, satisfying and not annoying. 34:07.333 --> 34:11.276 And it would also be interesting to know some of your least favourite games as well. 34:11.536 --> 34:11.877 Yes. 34:11.937 --> 34:13.258 The ones that drive you mad. 34:13.318 --> 34:24.687 The ones that make your heart sink like my wife gets very upset whenever the notion of the book game is... Well, the book game is a posh game that people at universities play where you have to... 34:25.367 --> 34:25.807 What is it? 34:25.987 --> 34:27.609 Well, the opening line. 34:27.629 --> 34:29.670 Yeah, you grab a book at random out of a shelf. 34:29.710 --> 34:30.390 It's a good game. 34:30.430 --> 34:36.634 You grab a book at random out of a shelf and you have to say, OK, everyone, you've got to write down what you think the first sentence of this book is. 34:36.675 --> 34:37.075 That's right. 34:37.095 --> 34:38.596 You've got to guess what the first sentence is. 34:38.616 --> 34:40.277 You've got to try and ape the literary style. 34:40.317 --> 34:40.537 Yeah. 34:40.717 --> 34:45.440 And then somebody reads out all the made up first lines and the real first line. 34:45.480 --> 34:45.921 And you have to guess. 34:46.681 --> 34:47.562 It's a good game. 35:03.010 --> 35:03.790 a good first line. 35:03.810 --> 35:05.211 But it's a bit like a challenge. 35:05.651 --> 35:07.572 Some people really hate to win it all the time. 35:07.653 --> 35:08.033 Did you? 35:08.073 --> 35:09.313 Because you're so good at writing. 35:09.333 --> 35:10.054 I'm so clever. 35:10.154 --> 35:10.674 So clever. 35:10.814 --> 35:12.975 Because you could have written most of those books yourself. 35:13.095 --> 35:14.196 I could, I just couldn't be bothered. 35:14.236 --> 35:14.856 You just couldn't be bothered. 35:14.876 --> 35:15.597 I couldn't be bothered. 35:15.877 --> 35:20.920 So folks, we want to hear your ideas for your favourite games and some of your worst games as well. 35:21.020 --> 35:22.120 Yeah, the text number. 35:22.801 --> 35:23.981 What's the text number, Jude? 35:24.001 --> 35:25.602 Because my computer's just gone. 64046. 35:28.745 --> 35:28.885 6-4-0-4-6. 35:33.450 --> 35:40.718 And the email, if you want to write a slightly longer text, you might want to detail some rules of the game, because I'd like to try playing some of these, you know? 35:40.738 --> 35:41.078 Absolutely. 35:41.118 --> 35:42.780 I'd like to add them to my arsenal. 35:42.920 --> 35:43.101 Yeah. 35:43.601 --> 35:44.341 Is that private? 35:46.322 --> 35:53.524 You can email adamandjoe.sixmusic at bbc.co.uk Go on, give it a try. 35:53.744 --> 35:54.304 It won't hurt. 35:54.364 --> 35:55.264 It might be fun. 35:55.524 --> 35:56.805 I'm thinking about your arsenal. 35:57.705 --> 36:00.206 Now look, Joe's picked out this next song for you listeners. 36:00.666 --> 36:02.006 Yeah, this is Woodcat, isn't it? 36:02.366 --> 36:03.587 Oh yeah, this is by tongue. 36:04.067 --> 36:05.867 This is, you know, folky fun. 36:06.888 --> 36:07.268 Here it is. 36:07.388 --> 36:07.908 Fun, fun, fun. 36:10.771 --> 36:16.237 The Enduri and the Blockheads with what a waste is Adam and Jo on BBC6 Music, our producer, the lovely Jude Adam. 36:16.437 --> 36:18.919 Very talented lady if you ever need any producing. 36:19.380 --> 36:20.701 She's expensive but she's really good. 36:21.902 --> 36:25.646 She was saying that Phil Jupiter stands in for The Enduri now in their live shows. 36:25.686 --> 36:26.287 I didn't know that. 36:26.647 --> 36:27.107 Yeah, that's right. 36:27.127 --> 36:36.675 Well, they did a sort of gala tour a while back where various guests stood in for the late great Ian Dury, including people like Robbie Williams and stuff. 36:37.556 --> 36:40.598 And apparently their dupe was the best. 36:40.638 --> 36:41.138 He was the best. 36:41.179 --> 36:43.320 And Mark Lamar, I think, was one of them as well. 36:43.420 --> 36:43.660 Really? 36:43.680 --> 36:44.621 Lots of people, yeah. 36:44.861 --> 36:45.522 Very strange. 36:45.742 --> 36:46.703 Very strange. 36:47.083 --> 36:51.046 So listen, listeners and Adam, you're fans of The Beatles. 36:51.587 --> 36:51.807 Who? 36:52.227 --> 36:52.888 The Beatles? 36:53.108 --> 36:54.329 Are they like the Arctic Monkeys? 36:54.389 --> 36:55.590 Yeah, I love them. 36:55.850 --> 36:56.491 But younger. 36:56.691 --> 36:57.452 Yeah, I like them. 36:57.672 --> 37:02.776 They've given their music to a new film that's coming out on DVD, I think, on Monday. 37:03.076 --> 37:04.377 It's called Across the Universe. 37:04.437 --> 37:05.338 Have you heard of this thing? 37:05.538 --> 37:06.318 Yes, I have. 37:06.339 --> 37:08.260 It's directed by a woman called Julie Taymor. 37:08.300 --> 37:09.680 She directed The Lion King. 37:09.720 --> 37:12.882 She's a very famous and brilliant theatre director. 37:13.643 --> 37:16.364 And she's made this film which uses a lot of the Beatles music. 37:16.724 --> 37:19.166 It's a kind of a narrative, musical kind of thing. 37:19.766 --> 37:20.887 But it's very controversial. 37:21.147 --> 37:21.367 Why? 37:21.487 --> 37:24.008 Some people say that it's wickedy sticks. 37:24.609 --> 37:28.391 Other people say that it's a big old pile of old Stephen's dogplots. 37:29.091 --> 37:30.332 It's really dividing people. 37:30.852 --> 37:35.536 Some people reckon, you know, literally it's a life-changing, miraculous experience. 37:35.616 --> 37:36.897 Who reckons that? 37:37.297 --> 37:38.418 Some guy on the internet. 37:38.478 --> 37:38.918 Drunkies. 37:39.118 --> 37:39.659 Drunkies. 37:39.759 --> 37:39.939 No. 37:40.239 --> 37:41.820 So I watched some of it last night. 37:41.920 --> 37:42.881 I had to go to bed early. 37:42.921 --> 37:44.162 I didn't make it through the whole thing. 37:44.682 --> 37:47.765 But I thought it was, you know, pretty good. 37:47.985 --> 37:48.205 Right. 37:48.846 --> 37:51.007 It's not enormously successful. 37:51.287 --> 37:55.851 But let me give you a little illustration of the kind of mental problems you might have while watching this film. 37:56.691 --> 38:06.013 Across the universe any famous people in the film not really no, which is a good I don't mind that I prefer my films with with strangers cuz then I believe them I don't know man. 38:06.073 --> 38:07.513 I love famous people you do. 38:07.533 --> 38:12.914 Well, they're so clever and good-looking So what the film does it is it creates a story? 38:13.794 --> 38:21.236 And then the story happens to hit sort of plot points that match with Beatles songs plot points plot points. 38:21.256 --> 38:21.456 Oh 38:21.516 --> 38:21.696 Yeah. 38:21.876 --> 38:23.077 That match with Beatles songs. 38:23.097 --> 38:23.817 Do you get the idea? 38:23.957 --> 38:24.457 I do. 38:24.537 --> 38:29.479 It's a bit like Mamma Mia or one of those West End musicals where they construct a story out of existing songs. 38:29.499 --> 38:36.261 Well, there were a lot of narratives in Beatles songs, of course, so at one point they bump into Helena Rigby. 38:36.601 --> 38:37.142 That's right. 38:37.442 --> 38:37.782 Do they? 38:37.802 --> 38:39.122 Well, I didn't get to that bit. 38:39.262 --> 38:39.642 Oh, okay. 38:39.682 --> 38:43.064 But the lead guy in this film is called Jude. 38:44.224 --> 38:46.326 Yeah, so there you go, Jude Adam. 38:47.187 --> 38:53.172 So there's a scene where he's met his dad, his estranged father who he's never met before. 38:54.633 --> 38:57.976 He's just suddenly turned off on this campus where his estranged dad works. 38:58.376 --> 39:00.779 The kid's from Liverpool, the dad is American. 39:01.299 --> 39:06.303 The dad goes, listen kid, the kid goes, it's Jude, you know? 39:07.144 --> 39:09.867 And then the dad goes, well Jude, 39:10.527 --> 39:16.290 So the problem is, uh, lines of dialogue keep sounding like Beatles songs that never were. 39:16.310 --> 39:16.750 Uh-huh. 39:16.870 --> 39:18.050 Well, Jude. 39:19.271 --> 39:20.632 Um, you know, it's weird like that. 39:20.672 --> 39:25.234 Whenever, whenever anybody says Jude in it, you think they're gonna start singing a, singing a song. 39:25.254 --> 39:27.955 The mum at one point says, more stuffing, Jude. 39:28.635 --> 39:29.996 Would that be a good Beatles song? 39:30.156 --> 39:30.376 Uh-huh. 39:30.816 --> 39:31.157 Would it? 39:31.497 --> 39:32.858 More stuffing, Jude! 39:32.938 --> 39:34.319 That would be one of Ringo's ones. 39:34.639 --> 39:37.941 And then they try and shoehorn the names of other songs into scenes. 39:38.061 --> 39:43.365 So there's a scene where this kid before the dad bit, he's working at a mine, he collects his paycheck and, uh... 39:44.325 --> 39:45.426 is leaving the mine. 39:45.466 --> 39:46.527 He's handing in his notice. 39:46.567 --> 39:49.569 The guy behind the desk says, oh, you're handing in your notice, are you? 39:50.070 --> 39:51.331 I felt the same at your age. 39:51.731 --> 39:56.275 I told myself, when I'm 64, I'll be long gone from this place. 39:56.295 --> 39:58.416 And you're thinking, that's not how it goes. 39:59.517 --> 39:59.857 Isn't it? 40:00.057 --> 40:00.298 No. 40:00.718 --> 40:03.840 Well, no, that's... When I've long gone from this place, it's not a line. 40:04.240 --> 40:06.081 No, but when I'm 64... Yes, it is. 40:06.121 --> 40:06.802 That's the point. 40:06.982 --> 40:07.422 Exactly. 40:07.482 --> 40:10.764 Is the bit that you're supposed to go... Right. 40:11.045 --> 40:12.185 And think, oh, that's clever. 40:12.526 --> 40:13.706 But then do they... I don't understand. 40:13.726 --> 40:15.107 Do they break into song? 40:15.147 --> 40:15.928 How do the songs get woven? 40:15.948 --> 40:17.029 They do break into song. 40:17.369 --> 40:18.950 Yeah, they just suddenly break into song. 40:19.210 --> 40:19.290 Oh. 40:19.570 --> 40:20.251 Pretty cleverly. 40:20.491 --> 40:20.671 Right. 40:20.731 --> 40:21.512 It's cleverly done. 40:21.552 --> 40:28.216 It's one of those good combinations of, you know, kind of heroic experimentation and a bit of success and a bit of failure. 40:28.396 --> 40:28.536 Yeah. 40:28.556 --> 40:32.820 But it's a weird technique because just random lines that I'm not very good at the Beatles. 40:32.840 --> 40:35.042 I don't know a lot of the names of the Beatles songs. 40:35.382 --> 40:38.525 So I kept thinking that lines of dialogue were maybe songs. 40:38.625 --> 40:39.045 Oh, I see. 40:39.205 --> 40:42.768 Like is there a is there a song called I've ironed your best shirts? 40:44.250 --> 40:45.451 Is that a Beatles song? 40:45.511 --> 40:46.412 Not that I'm aware of. 40:46.952 --> 40:48.553 unless it's a really obscure one. 40:48.893 --> 40:52.594 And then I started to think of how you could do this with, you know, with other song titles. 40:52.674 --> 40:52.874 Yeah. 40:53.014 --> 40:58.116 Like, you could have a scene, uh, with, not with Beatles songs, but, you know, with general pop songs in general. 40:58.136 --> 41:01.377 You could have a scene where policemen are discussing a case. 41:02.137 --> 41:07.859 Uh, a policeman says to the other policeman, yeah, she's five foot four, Caucasian, European, female. 41:08.520 --> 41:08.820 You know? 41:09.120 --> 41:10.420 Then they start singing the Stranglers. 41:10.440 --> 41:11.141 Bit of Stranglers. 41:11.181 --> 41:11.421 Yeah? 41:11.441 --> 41:12.841 Is that a good idea? 41:12.861 --> 41:14.122 That's a very good idea. 41:14.182 --> 41:14.602 Thank you. 41:17.101 --> 41:18.502 I mean, you could go to town, couldn't you? 41:18.542 --> 41:22.664 I mean, you've got the whole, all the narratives contained in the amazing universe of pop. 41:22.964 --> 41:23.244 Yeah. 41:23.384 --> 41:28.027 That's the backbone of many an episode of a really very bad TV show, surely. 41:28.167 --> 41:29.848 It's worth seeing if you're into music. 41:30.108 --> 41:30.748 And it's called what? 41:31.068 --> 41:32.329 It's called Across the Universe. 41:32.449 --> 41:35.271 I'm not saying it's good, but it's a thing to see. 41:35.411 --> 41:36.031 It certainly is. 41:36.351 --> 41:37.872 It's moving, and you can see it. 41:38.012 --> 41:38.893 I didn't say it was moving. 41:38.973 --> 41:40.234 Oh, the people move. 41:40.334 --> 41:40.674 Yeah. 41:40.774 --> 41:42.015 There's actually movement in it. 41:42.515 --> 41:43.796 Yeah, it's not like a still. 41:43.956 --> 41:44.737 No, that's all I meant. 41:44.757 --> 41:46.037 Which is always more fun, isn't it? 41:46.178 --> 41:46.598 Yeah. 41:47.038 --> 41:48.219 Boy, that sounds amazing. 41:48.559 --> 41:53.442 Now, speaking of great music, here's a new exciting young band on the scene, and they're all young ladies. 41:53.462 --> 41:53.882 Is that right? 41:53.922 --> 41:54.243 All of them? 41:54.303 --> 41:56.184 Or is there some just... Some of them are young ladies. 41:56.764 --> 41:57.904 You know, it's like a scene. 41:58.445 --> 41:59.765 And they're called Ting Tings. 42:00.005 --> 42:00.385 Crazy. 42:00.586 --> 42:01.886 And this is called Great DJ. 42:02.006 --> 42:05.367 There you go, that's Ting Tings with Great DJ's, uh, Great DJ. 42:05.407 --> 42:07.308 This is Adam and Joe here on BBC 6 Music. 42:07.328 --> 42:09.289 Time now for the news, read by Chris and Andre. 42:11.650 --> 42:12.490 Text-a-nation. 42:12.530 --> 42:13.571 Text, text, text. 42:13.711 --> 42:14.451 Text-a-nation. 42:14.511 --> 42:15.491 What if I don't want to? 42:15.711 --> 42:16.452 Text-a-nation. 42:16.532 --> 42:17.552 But I'm using email. 42:17.692 --> 42:18.433 Is that a problem? 42:18.473 --> 42:19.253 It doesn't matter, text! 42:21.912 --> 42:25.754 So is he insane in the membrane or in the brain? 42:25.814 --> 42:26.334 Which is it? 42:26.434 --> 42:28.815 Is he insane in both the membrane and the brain? 42:28.835 --> 42:31.137 Well, the brain has membrane, doesn't it? 42:31.317 --> 42:31.717 Oh, does it? 42:31.737 --> 42:33.158 So they're one in the same things. 42:33.378 --> 42:35.979 I would say membrane is a subsection of the brain. 42:36.359 --> 42:38.480 Therefore, he's just going deeper into the subject. 42:38.740 --> 42:48.385 So he's saying in a broad context, I'm insane in the brain, but looking deeply within the brain, I'm also insane in the membranes of that brain. 42:48.445 --> 42:49.526 On a macro level. 42:49.606 --> 42:50.486 On a macro level. 42:50.586 --> 42:53.807 So he's not talking about just a mucus membrane in his mouth? 42:53.828 --> 42:54.408 Maybe he is. 42:54.568 --> 42:54.868 Right. 42:55.048 --> 42:58.590 Maybe he's just got mad snot stuff to be relied on. 42:58.670 --> 43:04.092 Maybe he's one of those awful, awful people that does big spits on the pavement. 43:04.272 --> 43:04.993 Giant oysters. 43:05.073 --> 43:07.674 Someone spat on my car window that day. 43:08.274 --> 43:09.134 It was revolting. 43:09.194 --> 43:10.295 On your car window. 43:10.355 --> 43:10.535 Yeah. 43:10.655 --> 43:11.435 Not while you were in the car. 43:11.455 --> 43:14.856 I sat in the car, looked to my right, expecting to see a beautiful street scene. 43:15.156 --> 43:18.357 It was like a huge translucent squid had attached itself to my face. 43:18.377 --> 43:19.137 You were in the car. 43:19.418 --> 43:20.378 No, not while I was in the car. 43:20.398 --> 43:21.058 It was just there. 43:21.238 --> 43:21.678 Oh, I see. 43:21.718 --> 43:22.679 I didn't see them do it. 43:22.839 --> 43:26.460 That would have been... If I could find that person, I'd bend them over my knee and give them a good spanking. 43:26.760 --> 43:27.760 Good rogering. 43:27.780 --> 43:28.320 Yeah. 43:28.380 --> 43:29.621 Steady on, Adam Buxton. 43:29.981 --> 43:30.301 Sorry. 43:30.621 --> 43:31.841 I would certainly not do that. 43:31.881 --> 43:32.862 That's always what I think though. 43:32.882 --> 43:33.442 I'm revolting. 43:33.562 --> 43:34.422 Sorry, that is revolting. 43:34.442 --> 43:35.423 Get out of the BBC. 43:35.523 --> 43:36.243 Apologies. 43:36.983 --> 43:38.284 Now, it's text the nation time. 43:38.324 --> 43:40.024 Of course, it's the nation's favorite feature. 43:40.124 --> 43:40.785 Yeah. 43:40.845 --> 43:47.647 This week, we're asking you to send in your either invented or reliable after Din Dins games. 43:48.187 --> 43:48.448 Yeah. 43:49.008 --> 43:53.910 I'm excited about this because this is a this is the kind of text the nation that we can actually educate people. 43:53.950 --> 43:54.170 Yeah. 43:54.450 --> 43:55.510 Plus, it's a practical thing. 43:55.530 --> 43:56.711 We can apply this knowledge. 43:56.731 --> 43:56.971 Yeah. 43:57.031 --> 43:58.471 You and I are pro games anyway. 43:58.632 --> 43:59.732 We love a good game, you know. 43:59.932 --> 44:00.152 Yeah. 44:00.252 --> 44:03.095 Are you going to be in a situation this weekend where you might be able to play some games? 44:03.276 --> 44:03.716 No. 44:03.876 --> 44:04.637 No, I might be. 44:04.917 --> 44:05.318 Might you? 44:05.338 --> 44:06.799 You're having a little sociable weekend. 44:06.959 --> 44:08.781 Well, you can employ one of these then. 44:08.801 --> 44:09.742 Yeah. 44:09.882 --> 44:10.303 Here we go. 44:10.323 --> 44:10.823 Are you ready? 44:10.943 --> 44:11.284 Go on then. 44:11.684 --> 44:11.985 All right. 44:12.025 --> 44:12.585 Hello chaps. 44:12.966 --> 44:14.687 This is from Neil in Cheltenham. 44:15.048 --> 44:16.709 We used to play the rope game. 44:17.290 --> 44:28.958 On the way home from pubs, when we were really too young to get into the pubs, we'd stand on opposite sides of the road, playing tug-of-wars with an imaginary piece of rope, and see if we could stop cars in their tracks. 44:29.499 --> 44:33.581 As they would slow down and go past, we'd make out that we were being dragged behind. 44:34.482 --> 44:35.883 Oh, those halcyon days. 44:36.504 --> 44:37.264 That's a good game. 44:37.284 --> 44:37.764 Is that a game? 44:37.784 --> 44:39.185 It's kind of a game, isn't it? 44:39.205 --> 44:40.546 It doesn't have a winner or a loser. 44:41.107 --> 44:42.007 It might be dangerous. 44:42.047 --> 44:44.129 If you play it too convincingly, it's dangerous, isn't it? 44:44.749 --> 44:46.050 Yeah, I suppose so. 44:46.070 --> 44:49.792 Because someone could slow down, someone could pile right into the back of the car that slowed down. 44:49.852 --> 44:52.653 Yeah, that could be dangerous, but it still quite sounds quite fun. 44:52.734 --> 44:52.994 Carnage. 44:53.054 --> 44:53.514 Carnage. 44:53.974 --> 44:56.155 Okay, here's one from Claire in London. 44:56.215 --> 44:57.936 Best game, box factor. 44:58.557 --> 45:00.258 Take one empty cereal box. 45:00.618 --> 45:01.538 Stand it on the floor. 45:01.959 --> 45:03.800 Take turns to pick it up with your mouth. 45:04.280 --> 45:06.281 Your knees and hands can't touch the floor. 45:06.741 --> 45:07.522 When all is done, 45:08.582 --> 45:12.526 tear off one inch of box and repeat until the box has vanished. 45:13.127 --> 45:13.928 Jude is nodding. 45:14.488 --> 45:15.890 So wha- wha- is that fun? 45:16.630 --> 45:20.194 So you just make the box smaller and smaller and you can only pick it up with your teeth, is that right? 45:22.642 --> 45:29.204 Wasn't there a variation on that where you are allowed to use your elbows or something, or your knees? 45:29.304 --> 45:30.144 No, I'm insane. 45:30.184 --> 45:31.724 Here's one that I shouldn't read out. 45:31.744 --> 45:36.145 There's the one where you pass the orange and you have to do it just with your chin, you know what I mean? 45:36.165 --> 45:36.225 Yes. 45:36.285 --> 45:38.466 You clamp the orange between your chin and your chest. 45:38.486 --> 45:39.686 That's for children, though, isn't it? 45:40.326 --> 45:41.947 It's fun if you're a grown-up person as well. 45:41.967 --> 45:42.107 Is it? 45:42.127 --> 45:45.008 Because you get a little bit of titillation, you know, contact there. 45:45.028 --> 45:45.588 Oh, I see. 45:45.628 --> 45:46.088 It's nice. 45:46.868 --> 45:47.168 Yeah. 45:47.428 --> 45:49.569 It's like past the ice cube, but not quite so intimate. 45:49.749 --> 45:49.969 Right. 45:50.529 --> 45:51.930 You know, what have you got there? 45:52.530 --> 45:53.251 A text? 45:53.751 --> 45:54.292 Come on then. 45:54.972 --> 45:57.854 Dear Adam and Jo, here's one that I don't think we should encourage. 45:58.134 --> 46:03.878 Take a cigarette paper, stick it to your nose, set light to it, then blow it out. 46:04.639 --> 46:06.480 Pass it on to the next person in the group. 46:07.160 --> 46:12.684 This is a game of skill and daring who will manage to light the smallest bit of cigarette paper without burning their eyebrows off. 46:12.884 --> 46:13.484 Well that's dangerous. 46:13.504 --> 46:14.865 Now we should not encourage that. 46:14.925 --> 46:15.865 That's dangerous plus. 46:15.905 --> 46:19.047 Didn't you hear in the news they're going to have warnings on the cigarette papers now? 46:19.307 --> 46:20.907 It's true, probably because of that game. 46:20.947 --> 46:21.508 Exactly. 46:21.968 --> 46:22.548 Here's another one. 46:22.568 --> 46:23.949 This is from Sarah in Godalming. 46:24.349 --> 46:39.335 After a sufficient amount of drinking we used to recreate the gladiator wall game along a hallway or narrow path and use household appliances such as a hoover, ironing board, chair or large bin to use to block the person from getting through the wall of people. 46:40.456 --> 46:41.617 So what is that game? 46:42.157 --> 46:42.778 I don't remember that bit. 46:42.798 --> 46:49.244 They're bringing Gladiator back, so we'll be reminded, but I think it's sort of lots of people in a row and you have to try and run through them. 46:49.384 --> 46:50.905 Oh, you mean that TV show? 46:50.965 --> 46:54.629 I was thinking there was like a scene in the film for Ridley Scott film. 46:54.709 --> 46:59.994 No, that would involve going to a zoo and jumping into the tiger enclosure with a dustbin lid. 47:00.494 --> 47:01.535 Yeah, that's a bad idea. 47:01.596 --> 47:05.139 None of the games they play in the Ridley Scott film seem that much fun for after dinner. 47:05.479 --> 47:05.699 No. 47:06.620 --> 47:09.482 We've had lots more in, but I haven't printed them out yet. 47:09.682 --> 47:12.004 So we'll get to them in a second, but keep them coming in, please. 47:12.044 --> 47:14.165 We appreciate all your texts and emails as ever. 47:14.526 --> 47:18.449 And now it's time for this new Nick Cave song with the bad seeds. 47:18.469 --> 47:19.169 This is a good one. 47:19.229 --> 47:20.210 Dig Lazarus, dig. 47:20.490 --> 47:22.772 That's, that's kind of like a song poem, isn't it? 47:23.232 --> 47:24.213 He's, he's got there. 47:24.513 --> 47:26.895 It's when, you know, you've got a groove going and you think, well... 47:27.575 --> 47:33.039 It's a good groove, but I don't know what to do with the groove, so I'll do a sort of song poem on top. 47:33.099 --> 47:36.162 It's not exactly rapping, it's just kind of reading out a little short story. 47:36.382 --> 47:39.925 A bit like Part Life by Blur, that's another similar one in the genre. 47:40.481 --> 47:46.066 Anyway, that was Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds with, uh, Bad Seeds with Dig Lazarus Dig. 47:46.106 --> 47:48.688 This is Adam and Jo here on BBC Six Music. 47:48.968 --> 47:51.751 We're in the midst of Text the Nation, ladies and gentlemen. 47:51.771 --> 48:02.160 We're asking you to get in touch with us and suggest games that we can add to our games arsenal, particularly if they're appropriate for kind of, uh, you know, after dinner situations. 48:02.460 --> 48:03.541 They can be silly as well. 48:03.861 --> 48:05.322 I like to read invented games. 48:05.643 --> 48:05.883 Right. 48:06.323 --> 48:06.563 Yeah? 48:06.923 --> 48:08.324 It's hard inventing games, man. 48:08.344 --> 48:09.364 Have you ever invented a game? 48:09.865 --> 48:12.566 Uh, I tried to make some board games when I was a kid. 48:12.606 --> 48:12.846 Yeah. 48:13.066 --> 48:13.426 Yeah. 48:13.806 --> 48:16.067 I'd need to think a bit harder to try and remember them. 48:16.127 --> 48:18.288 I think everyone tries to make a board game, don't they? 48:18.308 --> 48:18.648 Right. 48:18.668 --> 48:19.729 At some stage in their life. 48:20.189 --> 48:23.290 And then later I graduated onto trying to make a vending machine. 48:23.570 --> 48:24.291 Wow. 48:24.531 --> 48:25.671 I was obsessed with vending machines. 48:25.691 --> 48:27.132 Everyone dreams of making a vending machine. 48:27.152 --> 48:28.312 Yeah, that didn't go so well. 48:28.453 --> 48:28.853 How did you? 48:28.873 --> 48:31.114 Then I tried to, I actually tried to make a video game. 48:31.334 --> 48:31.554 Yeah. 48:32.274 --> 48:44.277 Just out of cardboard remember that time when video games weren't you didn't plug them into the telly but it would just be a sort of scrolling piece of See-through plastic with lights behind it and a racing car sort of on a stick. 48:44.337 --> 48:44.957 Do you remember that? 48:45.198 --> 48:46.638 Tell me that's not a video game? 48:46.918 --> 48:54.020 No, but but there was a time before you know before so I tried to make one of those that's how did it go didn't go very well that well 48:54.880 --> 48:55.901 That's a shame, man. 48:55.941 --> 48:56.942 You should apply yourself. 48:57.382 --> 48:58.062 I should try again. 48:58.102 --> 48:59.723 Next time you get a little time when you're happy. 48:59.743 --> 49:00.844 I'd be a bit retrograde. 49:01.084 --> 49:01.705 No, come on. 49:01.745 --> 49:02.845 That's time well spent. 49:04.166 --> 49:08.549 Anyway, none of those games could be any worse than the Scooby-Doo game that I got the other day for my children. 49:09.169 --> 49:10.030 Oh my lordy. 49:10.470 --> 49:16.014 It's a big board game and you get like a wind-up or electric ghost. 49:16.955 --> 49:31.377 And you've got like a long wibbly-wobbly track that goes around the Lord ghosts And then you so you it's basically like snakes and ladders you're playing right you going around the wibbly-wobbly Track, and then you start the electric ghost going oh 49:32.058 --> 49:35.200 halfway around the track and you've got to outrun the ghost. 49:35.260 --> 49:37.022 If he catches you, then you're dead. 49:37.042 --> 49:44.307 But it's fraught with all kinds of problems because the ghost gets stuck and he falls over and it's rubbish. 49:44.567 --> 49:45.167 Sounds rubbish. 49:45.187 --> 49:47.669 Do you want to hear some more games that have been sent in by listeners? 49:47.709 --> 49:48.270 Yeah, good games. 49:48.370 --> 49:49.210 This is from Samantha. 49:49.250 --> 49:51.452 My brother and I used to play a game called Floppy Bodies. 49:51.812 --> 49:55.775 When we were going on a trip in the car, we had to pretend we had no bones in our bodies. 49:56.135 --> 50:21.596 so that every time the car went round a corner we flopped all over the place landing on the floor each other the front seats wherever it was brilliant that sounds dangerous as well Samantha but good as well floppy bodies you wouldn't want to play while you're actually driving well it would be hard not to because the game you know hinges on the card going around corners and stuff yeah i know hinges around the motion fine for the passengers i'm saying not for the actual person driving i think the tip is to play it in the back seat right not if you're 50:22.056 --> 50:23.337 in the passenger seat. 50:23.357 --> 50:26.658 Here's another good one, a lady called Carmel in Horsham. 50:26.978 --> 50:28.638 An old favourite of ours was Cracker Wacker. 50:29.939 --> 50:34.960 You all had to tape cream crackers to your head, which was a bit of a challenge and took some work on techniques. 50:35.220 --> 50:40.942 Then you would bash each other with sticks of celery, the winner destroying all the other people's cream crackers. 50:41.522 --> 50:42.483 That's nice, it's healthy too. 50:42.503 --> 50:43.284 It's pretty good, isn't it? 50:43.324 --> 50:44.546 Yeah, it's good and nutritious. 50:44.686 --> 50:46.888 Nice bit to be hit in the face with a piece of celery. 50:46.908 --> 50:48.250 Then you can have the celery after. 50:48.270 --> 50:50.893 Crumbs cascading everywhere, giggling. 50:51.214 --> 50:52.055 I'd do it nude. 50:52.695 --> 50:55.699 I don't know why, it just seems like something nudists might do. 50:55.719 --> 50:59.143 There's very few games that aren't improved by being naked. 50:59.163 --> 50:59.824 By being nude. 51:00.084 --> 51:01.025 By being nude. 51:01.145 --> 51:01.426 Yeah. 51:02.226 --> 51:03.688 Here's another one from David in Ealing. 51:04.148 --> 51:05.189 Everyone leans back. 51:05.969 --> 51:08.451 So this is unlike the cracker one, you don't stick these to your face. 51:08.471 --> 51:12.014 He's saying you lean back and you balance an after eight mint on your forehead. 51:12.955 --> 51:13.415 That's good. 51:13.435 --> 51:16.878 You know, dinner parties after eight mints, he's really thinking about the details. 51:17.138 --> 51:27.766 You have to eat the sweet without touching it with your hands, which basically entails scrunching your face up and gurning to encourage it to slip towards your mouth, smearing chocolate all down your face as it goes. 51:28.287 --> 51:30.889 The first person to eat their after eight wins, but really, 51:31.309 --> 51:32.029 Everyone's a winner. 51:32.489 --> 51:33.190 That's a good. 51:33.210 --> 51:34.950 That is, that is a good, isn't it? 51:35.010 --> 51:35.611 That is a good. 51:35.631 --> 51:36.551 That is a good. 51:36.851 --> 51:37.611 That's a good. 51:37.892 --> 51:40.472 That's, I can imagine myself playing that on my own. 51:40.492 --> 51:42.853 You know what, you could, you could even use it as an advert. 51:42.873 --> 51:43.474 Yeah. 51:43.494 --> 51:48.095 Have like a nauseating group of 20-somethings in Shoreditch sat around playing that. 51:48.636 --> 51:55.818 Like, didn't they have, what was, oh yeah, it was the, it was the Pringles or the, um, one of those wonky-shaped crisps, you know? 51:55.898 --> 51:59.980 They had an advert that was all about them sort of playing games based on the chips. 52:00.640 --> 52:01.481 Did I imagine this? 52:01.921 --> 52:02.281 Come on. 52:02.581 --> 52:03.422 Well, I wasn't listening. 52:03.482 --> 52:03.962 Say it again. 52:05.083 --> 52:10.165 There was an advert with annoying young people playing games with crisps. 52:10.726 --> 52:12.787 You know, like... Oh, possibly a Pringles one, maybe. 52:12.807 --> 52:13.507 That is all Pringles. 52:13.527 --> 52:14.288 Maybe, yeah. 52:14.668 --> 52:15.108 Possibly. 52:15.168 --> 52:15.989 But that's a good game. 52:16.909 --> 52:17.809 I like that kind of thing. 52:17.869 --> 52:18.449 The mint one. 52:18.570 --> 52:19.730 The after eight one. 52:19.770 --> 52:21.230 I'd say that's the best we've had so far. 52:21.270 --> 52:21.890 That's a nice game. 52:22.130 --> 52:24.731 Yeah, I'm going to keep the emails coming in, please, listeners. 52:24.871 --> 52:27.212 Adamandjo.6musicatbbc.co.uk. 52:27.812 --> 52:29.573 Or what is it? 52:30.153 --> 52:29.573 64046. 52:30.193 --> 52:35.094 We're looking for the best game you've either made up or played, you know, and had a good time with. 52:35.574 --> 52:39.295 Now, fire off my next choice right now, Jude, because this is a long one, listeners. 52:39.575 --> 52:41.916 I've picked out a few epics for you today, folks. 52:42.336 --> 52:44.618 before we heard Supergrass with Far Away. 52:44.638 --> 52:49.861 This is my second epic of the day, so that's why I'm kind of speaking over the top of it, otherwise it'll go on much too long. 52:50.241 --> 53:00.108 But this is Boards of Canada, with a track called Happy Cycling, which I think is an extra track on their seminal 1998 LP, uh, Music Has the Right Children. 53:00.128 --> 53:01.009 Is it 98 or 99? 53:01.169 --> 53:01.589 I think it was... 53:06.252 --> 53:07.233 Just admit you don't know. 53:07.253 --> 53:07.233 98. 53:07.393 --> 53:08.533 It's cleaner for everybody. 53:08.793 --> 53:08.974 It was 98. 53:09.114 --> 53:25.182 It's an amazing track and it unfolds beautifully slowly and then it kind of picks up this rhythm, gets going and then there's a sort of wonderful release towards the end, the last couple of minutes, sort of blossoms into this whole other thing. 53:25.622 --> 53:27.023 It's lovely, so enjoy. 53:27.063 --> 53:28.584 It's a lovely relaxing track for you. 53:28.704 --> 53:30.225 Happy cycling by Boards of Canada. 53:35.697 --> 53:37.938 That's Boards of Canada with Happy Cycling. 53:39.339 --> 53:44.281 That's a little epic that I reckon you can handle hearing over and over, you know? 53:44.301 --> 53:46.702 Because some epics, they're great on the first listen. 53:47.122 --> 53:51.024 Your Bohemian Rhapsodies, your Freebirds, you know, your Stairway to Heavens. 53:51.584 --> 53:55.686 Great songs, not taking anything away from them, but it's a mistake to put them on a compilation. 53:56.187 --> 53:56.947 That's all I'm saying. 53:57.347 --> 54:02.949 However, not a mistake to stick a little bit of Happy Cycling by Boards of Canada on there. 54:03.229 --> 54:04.150 That's what I reckon anyway. 54:04.430 --> 54:06.491 This is Adam and Joe here on BBC's 6 Music. 54:06.871 --> 54:09.572 That's the animals with We Gotta Get Outta This Place! 54:09.752 --> 54:11.393 Now it's time for the nation's favourite feature! 54:11.413 --> 54:14.754 Text-a-nation! 54:14.794 --> 54:15.094 Text! 54:15.154 --> 54:15.434 Text! 54:15.494 --> 54:15.855 Text! 54:15.975 --> 54:16.695 Text-a-nation! 54:16.775 --> 54:17.735 What if I don't want to? 54:17.975 --> 54:18.696 Text-a-nation! 54:18.796 --> 54:19.796 But I'm using email! 54:19.976 --> 54:20.717 Is that a problem? 54:20.737 --> 54:21.297 It doesn't matter! 54:21.317 --> 54:21.537 Text! 54:24.016 --> 54:28.438 Surely only a matter of time before we get some kind of award for thinking up a feature like this, don't you reckon? 54:28.678 --> 54:28.978 I know. 54:29.398 --> 54:30.539 We're long overdue an award. 54:30.579 --> 54:31.459 We only ever got one. 54:31.639 --> 54:32.019 Yeah. 54:32.219 --> 54:33.880 And it was rigged as well, I think, wasn't it? 54:33.920 --> 54:34.540 It was rigged. 54:34.860 --> 54:35.801 All awards are rigged. 54:35.981 --> 54:36.361 Yeah. 54:36.501 --> 54:37.041 It's alright. 54:37.121 --> 54:38.242 Can't they be rigged in our favour? 54:38.262 --> 54:39.042 No. 54:39.202 --> 54:39.922 Oh, okay. 54:39.962 --> 54:40.603 No, they can't. 54:40.643 --> 54:40.983 Fair enough. 54:41.323 --> 54:46.345 We are asking you listeners to send in your favourite games that you like playing, you know? 54:46.785 --> 54:51.267 Like, mainly sort of grown-up games, but it doesn't matter if they're a little ridiculous as well. 54:51.724 --> 54:54.346 Yeah, I had a really good one printed out, but I've lost it. 54:54.386 --> 54:55.487 But anyway, here are some more. 54:55.527 --> 54:56.188 I'll build up to it. 54:56.248 --> 54:56.768 Oh no, there it is. 54:56.788 --> 54:57.089 There it is. 54:57.109 --> 54:57.969 We'll build up to that one. 54:58.390 --> 55:06.277 Here's one from Christian, spelled with a K. Me and my sister used to play a game where one of us would pretend to be a stone and the other one would fall over it. 55:07.037 --> 55:07.177 Mm-hmm. 55:08.458 --> 55:12.941 And my friend Ashley used to, uh, and my friend Ashley used to play seats. 55:13.222 --> 55:13.982 So wait, wait, wait. 55:14.242 --> 55:14.443 Yeah. 55:14.683 --> 55:15.123 That was it? 55:15.143 --> 55:15.764 That was the game? 55:15.784 --> 55:16.904 Well, these are childhood games. 55:16.924 --> 55:17.585 We're building up to it. 55:17.645 --> 55:18.786 It gets a bit better, stroke-wise. 55:18.806 --> 55:18.926 Okay. 55:19.606 --> 55:26.952 My friend Ashley used to play seats where her and her sister used to pretend to be different kinds of seats and sit on each other. 55:27.092 --> 55:27.632 I remember that. 55:27.772 --> 55:28.693 I played that game, too. 55:28.733 --> 55:29.574 That's a fun game. 55:29.754 --> 55:30.735 I've never played that game. 55:30.755 --> 55:31.335 What would you be? 55:31.635 --> 55:32.836 Like a postopedic stool? 55:33.176 --> 55:34.858 I don't think it's so important, uh, 55:35.538 --> 55:38.420 Well, how many different types of chair can there be? 55:38.600 --> 55:43.142 Well, you can be a big comfy armchair if you hold up your arms and spread out your legs a little bit. 55:43.182 --> 55:44.163 Is that like a sexy game? 55:44.483 --> 55:46.925 Not really, and you can make it a sexy game, obviously. 55:46.945 --> 55:50.186 That's why I said before, all of these games can be made sexy very easily. 55:50.386 --> 55:51.687 I might be a seat with an uncomfortable nub. 55:57.830 --> 56:00.170 Well, I like... what now? 56:00.711 --> 56:01.511 Anyway, carry on. 56:01.531 --> 56:02.691 That's not really a game, is it? 56:02.731 --> 56:05.152 But I like the idea of people being seats. 56:05.812 --> 56:06.632 That's very odd. 56:07.373 --> 56:10.834 Richard Harrison sends in, well, what was that noise? 56:10.854 --> 56:12.074 Sounds like a howling dog. 56:12.734 --> 56:13.955 He says, competition jigsaw. 56:13.975 --> 56:18.840 You and your opponent sit on opposite sides of the table, laying out all the jigsaw pieces of a jigsaw on the table. 56:18.860 --> 56:21.362 When the game starts, you race to put the pieces together. 56:21.602 --> 56:22.683 You can't steal pieces. 56:22.944 --> 56:27.608 The winner is the person who's made most of the jigsaw by the time you reach stalemate. 56:27.808 --> 56:28.769 Speed jigsaw. 56:28.789 --> 56:29.069 Yeah? 56:29.209 --> 56:29.610 Like it. 56:29.970 --> 56:33.473 Well, again, a lot of games can be improved if you just play a speed version. 56:33.673 --> 56:34.074 That's right. 56:34.114 --> 56:35.475 We used to play Speed Connect 4, didn't we? 56:35.495 --> 56:35.916 Connect 4, yeah. 56:36.016 --> 56:37.357 That's a good game, man! 56:37.717 --> 56:40.738 I claim to be able to beat anybody in the world at Connect 4. 56:40.938 --> 56:41.458 At Connect 4? 56:41.838 --> 56:42.018 Yeah. 56:42.419 --> 56:44.259 I don't boast many things in my life. 56:44.319 --> 56:45.259 Can you do it online? 56:45.380 --> 56:46.400 I bet you can, can't you? 56:46.700 --> 56:48.981 Yeah, you can, but you don't want to play against a computer. 56:49.321 --> 56:51.722 No, but you can't psych them out in ways that I use. 56:51.742 --> 56:54.562 Surely you could play other people though, surely online. 56:54.583 --> 56:55.243 I bet you could. 56:55.923 --> 56:58.124 I don't think it's respected really as a game to have that. 56:58.144 --> 56:59.064 I'm trying to wheedle out of it now. 56:59.344 --> 57:00.985 No, but I throw down the gauntlet. 57:01.005 --> 57:07.729 If anybody out there thinks they can beat me at Connect 4, we come to the studio and email us. 57:08.529 --> 57:09.209 I'll take you on. 57:09.650 --> 57:10.570 That's a good challenge. 57:10.850 --> 57:11.791 We can do this with you. 57:11.831 --> 57:13.372 This is the kind of thing. 57:13.412 --> 57:17.254 And if I don't beat you in the first game, I'll beat you in best of three. 57:18.061 --> 57:19.543 Okay, you can't qualify like that. 57:19.563 --> 57:19.803 Come on. 57:19.963 --> 57:20.323 Just did. 57:20.444 --> 57:21.284 We should do that, man. 57:21.325 --> 57:23.787 And then we could film it and make a little podcast out of it. 57:23.807 --> 57:24.688 That's what podcasts will make for. 57:24.728 --> 57:26.550 If you reckon you're good at that kind of lane. 57:26.690 --> 57:27.050 Connect 4. 57:28.092 --> 57:28.872 Challenge Cornish. 57:29.133 --> 57:29.773 Challenge Cornish. 57:29.813 --> 57:30.334 Speed Connect 4. 57:30.534 --> 57:32.616 I'm telling you, listeners, it's really good fun. 57:32.696 --> 57:33.858 And basically, you have to do it. 57:33.878 --> 57:34.238 I'm not playing 57:34.298 --> 57:58.500 speed though you have to know I'm not saying you have to but if you do play speed connect for the rule is you have to play immediately like as soon as the other person there's no thinking time yeah you know as soon as their chip hits that hits the tray exactly you've got to thrust your one in the tray the thing the little barrier okay here's another one this is from a professor weakton not sure that's a real name and this is an irresponsible game a great game 57:59.241 --> 58:01.624 For the end of a restaurant meal is food ping. 58:02.204 --> 58:03.926 All leftovers are put on one plate. 58:04.266 --> 58:08.090 Then you use your fork to ping a small amount over your shoulder. 58:08.531 --> 58:10.773 Points are awarded depending on who or what you hit. 58:11.534 --> 58:13.255 And you're out if someone realizes it was you. 58:15.077 --> 58:22.863 I've only ever been thrown out of a restaurant once for this game because a noob to the group accidentally pinged mashed potato into a waiter's face. 58:23.483 --> 58:25.745 No, you can't play that kind of thing at a restaurant. 58:25.765 --> 58:29.127 But since we'd finished the meal, it was basically a saving of over a hundred pounds. 58:29.387 --> 58:29.607 Yeah. 58:29.868 --> 58:30.848 Because they didn't have the pay. 58:30.868 --> 58:31.589 They were just chucked out. 58:31.609 --> 58:32.289 That's quite good. 58:33.750 --> 58:34.691 And it was my favorite one. 58:34.711 --> 58:38.194 My favorite one is, yeah, beat the security light. 58:38.954 --> 58:42.075 Hi guys, just thought of another game we used to play at a friend's house after dinner parties. 58:42.095 --> 58:42.995 They had a long garden. 58:43.275 --> 58:48.116 We used to take it in turns to try and get from one end of the garden to the other without setting off the security light. 58:48.556 --> 58:49.456 That's from Chris Prince. 58:49.516 --> 58:53.017 Chris, I did a very similar thing when we rented a place in Greece. 58:53.357 --> 58:56.398 It had a staircase and it had security lights on the stairs. 58:56.878 --> 59:00.119 And pretty much the first entire two nights we spent. 59:01.039 --> 59:08.905 stealthily creeping amazingly slowly up the stairs to see who could get the highest without activating the security light. 59:09.005 --> 59:09.125 Right. 59:09.145 --> 59:09.726 Because it's brilliant. 59:09.746 --> 59:11.067 You feel like you're in Mission Impossible. 59:11.247 --> 59:11.667 Exactly. 59:11.687 --> 59:14.470 Because if you move slowly enough, you won't activate the light. 59:14.630 --> 59:16.451 Like Catherine Zeta Jones in Entrapment. 59:16.591 --> 59:17.092 Exactly. 59:17.192 --> 59:19.714 But if you slip or make a sudden movement, the light goes off. 59:20.134 --> 59:21.815 I've never had more fun in my life. 59:22.316 --> 59:22.856 I don't think. 59:23.016 --> 59:23.577 I can imagine. 59:23.597 --> 59:24.277 That's a brilliant one. 59:24.477 --> 59:25.318 That sounds very good. 59:25.478 --> 59:26.198 Keep them coming in. 59:26.519 --> 59:32.322 Now here's some music from someone I saw on Jonathan Ross's program last night, and I wasn't really aware of Duffy before, were you? 59:33.163 --> 59:36.245 Uh, we've played Duffy on this show before many times, so yes I was. 59:36.445 --> 59:37.465 I didn't realize she was so young. 59:37.485 --> 59:39.426 What is she, like, 19 or 20 or something? 59:39.507 --> 59:40.307 Very young indeed. 59:40.327 --> 59:42.128 Uh, but she's got a very good voice. 59:42.148 --> 59:44.069 This is called Mercy, uh, by Duffy. 59:44.089 --> 59:45.990 There you go, that's Duffy with Mercy. 59:46.010 --> 59:46.991 That's what it's all about, innit? 59:47.011 --> 59:49.853 It's all her sixties, all her chanteurs thing, innit? 59:50.093 --> 59:51.654 Gotta be like, all like that. 59:51.954 --> 59:53.214 That is what's going down apparently. 59:53.274 --> 59:57.716 Adele and Winehouse and a little bit of Duffy there. 59:57.736 --> 01:00:01.117 It's all the stuff in it. 01:00:01.397 --> 01:00:02.298 It's good, I like it. 01:00:02.478 --> 01:00:03.318 Yeah, do you enjoy that one? 01:00:03.338 --> 01:00:05.339 Well, I like a person who can sing. 01:00:05.359 --> 01:00:07.479 Someone who can hold a note. 01:00:07.859 --> 01:00:09.060 I like people who can't sing. 01:00:09.120 --> 01:00:09.400 Do you? 01:00:09.520 --> 01:00:10.380 I genuinely do. 01:00:10.560 --> 01:00:11.181 Yeah, yeah. 01:00:11.221 --> 01:00:14.982 Some of my favourite singers are people that just muddle through who've got crappy voices. 01:00:15.242 --> 01:00:27.514 Well there's a strange approach to singing isn't there in the world because of all this X Factor business where being able to hit a note amazingly accurately then warble is seen as the greatest type of singing but often great singers are slightly off. 01:00:28.035 --> 01:00:28.215 Yeah. 01:00:28.335 --> 01:00:28.635 Aren't they? 01:00:28.676 --> 01:00:35.122 Or there's something in their voice a bit wrong or rough or you know very that will they bend the notes very very slightly. 01:00:35.182 --> 01:00:40.305 Well, you have to perform a little bit more, like you have to emote in more unusual ways, do you know what I'm saying? 01:00:40.385 --> 01:00:41.045 I'm too tired. 01:00:41.385 --> 01:00:45.347 If you've got, uh, not the best voice in the world, you have to make up for it in other ways. 01:00:45.387 --> 01:00:45.567 Yep. 01:00:45.928 --> 01:00:48.509 By, it's true, putting some weird inflections in there. 01:00:49.009 --> 01:00:52.031 So the Marky Smiths of the world, who aren't really crooners, 01:00:52.731 --> 01:00:57.974 They've got something, the actual tambre, and the quality of their voice in itself is nice. 01:00:58.034 --> 01:01:02.697 Yeah, you turn a kind of a disability into an asset, like we were talking about the other week. 01:01:03.357 --> 01:01:11.983 But talking of having an amazing voice, the greatest male soul voice of all time is widely considered to be Marvin Gaye. 01:01:12.803 --> 01:01:32.171 uh you know that guy yeah i thought you were gonna say um lamar lamar no i wasn't gonna say lamar okay um but marvin gay's seminal 1978 album here my dear has just been uh re-released again uh again um yeah it's been remixed and not remixed but all remastered 01:01:32.731 --> 01:01:38.776 And it's also got a second CD where they've got hold of the original tracks, the original 8, 16, whatever he recorded it on. 01:01:39.216 --> 01:01:51.165 And they've got guest producers like Questlove and Prince Paul to kind of remix the original tracks, not adding anything new, but just resetting all the volumes and things. 01:01:51.205 --> 01:01:53.107 And there's some pretty interesting results. 01:01:53.627 --> 01:01:56.609 I'm never quite sure about those kinds of albums. 01:01:56.629 --> 01:02:01.792 You've probably got some of your favourite bands who, like the Beach Boys, have they done that kind of thing with the Beach Boys in the past? 01:02:02.212 --> 01:02:04.073 The Beatles, I'm sure they must have done. 01:02:04.554 --> 01:02:06.935 And the results are never as good as the original. 01:02:07.295 --> 01:02:11.118 They always make you think, God, the original mix of that was absolutely sublime. 01:02:11.518 --> 01:02:18.102 But sometimes they, you know, you can pick up really interesting little details that you didn't notice the first time round. 01:02:18.602 --> 01:02:26.311 Anyway, here, my dear, is Marvin Gaye's most interesting and kind of nakedly emotional album. 01:02:26.531 --> 01:02:28.853 He wrote it as a settlement in his divorce, didn't he? 01:02:29.034 --> 01:02:33.298 He married Berry Gordy's daughter Anna Gordy when he was 20 and she was 37. 01:02:33.398 --> 01:02:35.781 He then regretted it. 01:02:36.201 --> 01:02:36.822 They divorced. 01:02:36.862 --> 01:02:39.205 He met a much younger girl, like a 17-year-old girl. 01:02:39.986 --> 01:02:59.886 they divorced and in settlement instead of paying her money he recorded this album which is a sort of brutally honest document of their divorce proceedings and also you know what it's like to fall out of love with someone and it's amazing it's the kind of album you can listen to with an awareness of what actually happened in his life 01:03:00.427 --> 01:03:21.501 and it's sort of like the greatest soul musical never staged kind of thing and this is a track from it this is one of the more upbeat tracks this is not a remixed version no no this is the original version but it's been remastered so it's all sounding all sparkly and digital this is an upbeat track from here my dear a kind of a track about him meeting this new 17 year old girl and this is called falling in love again 01:03:21.641 --> 01:03:25.704 There we go, Marvin Gaye with Fallen in Love again from here, my dear, that's just been reissued. 01:03:25.824 --> 01:03:37.552 My two favourite things about that track, the alto saxophone, not a big fan of saxophones, but that's got the most lovely saxophone sound of all time in my CD collection. 01:03:37.592 --> 01:03:38.833 It's nice and nice and drained. 01:03:39.153 --> 01:03:49.060 Second favourite thing is that all through it he's going, poo poo, poopy doo doo, poo poo, doopy doo doo, exposing his doo-wop roots there and his love of... 01:03:50.442 --> 01:03:50.862 No, Adam. 01:03:50.962 --> 01:03:51.302 No. 01:03:51.563 --> 01:03:53.825 Why do you have to bring everything into the lavatory? 01:03:53.945 --> 01:03:56.347 I don't know, just because... You love the lavatory. 01:03:56.367 --> 01:03:57.028 I love it there. 01:03:57.048 --> 01:03:59.110 It's great, I've got a nice one. 01:03:59.670 --> 01:04:01.272 Ah, you know, who doesn't love the lavatory? 01:04:01.312 --> 01:04:01.652 Come on. 01:04:02.013 --> 01:04:02.613 Come on. 01:04:02.633 --> 01:04:05.456 Hey, do you like these two things? 01:04:05.476 --> 01:04:06.437 Do you like trails? 01:04:06.697 --> 01:04:07.398 I love trails. 01:04:07.418 --> 01:04:08.218 Do you like sport? 01:04:09.587 --> 01:04:13.869 Uh, it would take a really snazzily produced trail to make me interested in sports. 01:04:13.889 --> 01:04:15.050 Let's see how this one goes, then. 01:04:15.310 --> 01:04:15.710 There you go. 01:04:15.750 --> 01:04:16.571 How'd you feel about that? 01:04:17.331 --> 01:04:20.493 See, the one thing I didn't mention, of course, was relief. 01:04:20.593 --> 01:04:21.993 That was the missing part of the puzzle. 01:04:22.293 --> 01:04:23.234 Yeah, that's not sport. 01:04:23.294 --> 01:04:24.434 That's helping people. 01:04:24.675 --> 01:04:25.235 Yeah, exactly. 01:04:25.535 --> 01:04:26.315 Yeah, that's different. 01:04:26.455 --> 01:04:27.636 Helping people via sport. 01:04:27.656 --> 01:04:29.157 That's the acceptable form of sport. 01:04:29.857 --> 01:04:33.319 Now, what would you do in this situation that I was in earlier this week, Joe Cornish? 01:04:34.480 --> 01:04:41.409 I was walking along Brixton Road and I saw a mother pushing a pram with her teenage daughter tagging along beside her. 01:04:41.429 --> 01:04:43.512 She's got a little toddler in the pram. 01:04:43.892 --> 01:04:46.936 The teenage daughter finishes a carton of juice, right? 01:04:47.557 --> 01:04:51.362 And then, in full view of her, Ma lobs it over the shoulder. 01:04:52.103 --> 01:04:54.645 over her shoulder and it lands on the pavement there. 01:04:55.305 --> 01:04:56.946 And then she just walks on. 01:04:57.547 --> 01:04:57.907 Okay? 01:04:58.748 --> 01:05:01.189 And it really made me feel very depressed. 01:05:01.269 --> 01:05:04.011 And what's more, there was a bin about two feet away from this ghost. 01:05:04.031 --> 01:05:05.352 Was she trying to get it in the bin? 01:05:05.512 --> 01:05:05.652 No. 01:05:06.133 --> 01:05:07.073 No, there was no question. 01:05:07.393 --> 01:05:09.235 In fact, she did it with a real flourish. 01:05:09.435 --> 01:05:10.255 Did the mother see this? 01:05:10.556 --> 01:05:11.416 The mother saw it, yeah. 01:05:11.456 --> 01:05:11.957 Didn't care. 01:05:11.977 --> 01:05:12.677 Didn't bat an eyelid. 01:05:13.037 --> 01:05:13.578 What did you do? 01:05:14.338 --> 01:05:16.258 Absolutely nothing. 01:05:16.398 --> 01:05:16.718 Wow. 01:05:16.919 --> 01:05:17.479 You're brave. 01:05:17.579 --> 01:05:20.299 I'm a real kind of genius man, aren't I? 01:05:20.619 --> 01:05:31.741 And it made me feel sick because not only was it, uh, it was so depressing just to see her doing that, you know, but it was obviously very depressing that I chickened out of doing anything. 01:05:31.781 --> 01:05:36.602 I just couldn't get it together because the fact that it was her mum complicated it, you know what I mean? 01:05:37.102 --> 01:05:40.683 Like I didn't feel as if I wanted to cause embarrassment to her mum. 01:05:40.983 --> 01:05:41.783 Don't you tell me out of 01:05:41.803 --> 01:05:42.483 bring up my child. 01:05:42.503 --> 01:05:42.883 Exactly. 01:05:42.923 --> 01:05:46.565 That would have been what I would have got. 01:05:46.885 --> 01:05:48.726 The baby could have been carrying a knife. 01:05:48.946 --> 01:05:50.626 I could have got one in the knees there. 01:05:51.147 --> 01:05:52.547 But no, but you know what I'm saying? 01:05:52.587 --> 01:05:53.688 What would you have done? 01:05:53.708 --> 01:06:01.631 Because the thing to have done obviously would have been to go up to the daughter and not be aggressive about it, but just pick up the cart and say, you know, there's a bin there. 01:06:01.951 --> 01:06:04.512 My usual tactic is, excuse me, you drop this. 01:06:04.992 --> 01:06:29.567 right yeah and hand it to them and hand it to them how does that go down usually usually fight a little bit of a fight yeah scuffle scuffle i don't believe you actually do that to anyone who looked in any way scary though would you know i feel sorry for people who do that because you know their attitude to litter is probably permeates their entire attitude to life yeah and they'll struggle right you know if that you've got to look after the details in the world that's true pay attention to the little things and the big things take care of themselves you know 01:06:30.627 --> 01:06:34.130 So her punishment will be to, you know, to live life like a piece of trash. 01:06:34.530 --> 01:06:34.830 Right. 01:06:35.030 --> 01:06:36.531 She'll be treated like a piece of trash. 01:06:36.551 --> 01:06:40.754 Yeah, but what if she's like 50 cent and it all just works out for her and she ends up living in a giant mansion. 01:06:40.774 --> 01:06:41.875 He puts his stuff in the bin. 01:06:41.995 --> 01:06:42.315 Does he? 01:06:42.475 --> 01:06:43.796 He's very conscientious, yeah. 01:06:43.916 --> 01:06:45.017 I bet you he does as well. 01:06:45.117 --> 01:06:45.497 He does. 01:06:45.557 --> 01:06:46.278 I'm sure he does. 01:06:46.298 --> 01:06:46.878 That's rule one. 01:06:46.898 --> 01:06:47.979 He keeps the hood clean. 01:06:48.179 --> 01:06:50.180 I felt like such a loser walking away from that. 01:06:50.200 --> 01:06:51.061 I didn't even pick it up. 01:06:51.421 --> 01:06:53.082 I didn't even go out and pick it up. 01:06:53.142 --> 01:06:54.043 So I'm worse than she is. 01:06:54.063 --> 01:06:54.623 You respect her. 01:06:54.703 --> 01:06:55.244 I'm worse. 01:06:55.284 --> 01:06:56.004 You're worse. 01:06:56.184 --> 01:06:56.625 I hate you. 01:06:56.705 --> 01:06:57.125 Thank you. 01:06:57.245 --> 01:06:57.725 You're scum. 01:06:57.925 --> 01:06:58.546 I am scum. 01:06:58.946 --> 01:07:00.307 Here's some Niles Barkley for you. 01:07:01.808 --> 01:07:03.008 That's exhausting. 01:07:03.228 --> 01:07:04.148 I'm exhausted. 01:07:04.168 --> 01:07:06.349 That was run by Gnarls Barkley. 01:07:06.689 --> 01:07:08.010 Gnarls, is that new Gnarls? 01:07:08.770 --> 01:07:09.830 New Gnarls. 01:07:10.171 --> 01:07:12.391 They were an outfit that I thought would probably Peter. 01:07:12.531 --> 01:07:13.512 I have to be honest with you. 01:07:13.992 --> 01:07:21.815 I thought after a massive hit like that, you got to do some Petering, because you would have absolutely shot your bolt with crazy skins. 01:07:22.595 --> 01:07:22.976 Skinned. 01:07:23.136 --> 01:07:23.537 Skinned. 01:07:23.917 --> 01:07:24.919 Ooh, the youth drama. 01:07:24.979 --> 01:07:26.521 I'm just keeping this program hip. 01:07:26.561 --> 01:07:26.861 Skinned. 01:07:26.982 --> 01:07:28.123 Okay, just by saying skinned. 01:07:28.143 --> 01:07:29.786 Just by saying skinned. 01:07:29.806 --> 01:07:30.046 Yeah. 01:07:30.246 --> 01:07:31.708 I'm working on an idea for a program. 01:07:31.748 --> 01:07:38.478 It's either gonna be called junk, because that refers to drugs and also people's genitals. 01:07:38.719 --> 01:07:38.879 Yeah. 01:07:39.019 --> 01:07:39.159 Yeah. 01:07:39.179 --> 01:07:39.519 Does it? 01:07:39.760 --> 01:07:40.160 All the kids. 01:07:40.440 --> 01:07:43.603 That's what skins, you know, skins, your skin, skins, rollers, skin. 01:07:43.723 --> 01:07:43.943 Yeah. 01:07:44.103 --> 01:07:45.765 That's all the kids care about, sex and drugs. 01:07:45.785 --> 01:07:46.225 Skinheads. 01:07:46.345 --> 01:07:46.705 So junk. 01:07:47.246 --> 01:07:49.248 I might just do a show called, called Bits. 01:07:49.548 --> 01:07:49.828 Mm-hmm. 01:07:50.108 --> 01:07:51.409 Oh, that's already a show, wasn't it? 01:07:51.469 --> 01:07:52.390 Like a computer show. 01:07:52.410 --> 01:07:53.351 That was a computer show. 01:07:53.371 --> 01:07:56.334 Have you noticed Skins is sponsored by the British School of Motoring? 01:07:56.434 --> 01:07:57.354 I can't say the word British. 01:07:58.115 --> 01:07:58.875 Have you noticed that? 01:07:59.816 --> 01:08:01.396 Yeah, no, I never noticed that. 01:08:01.656 --> 01:08:04.257 It's not really the sexy cherry on the sexy cake, is it? 01:08:04.317 --> 01:08:11.419 You know, you spend millions of pounds on an advertising campaign to make everyone look sexy and then... Sponsored by the British School of Motoring. 01:08:11.499 --> 01:08:13.920 Plus the fact that they've got irresponsible motoring in that programme as well. 01:08:13.940 --> 01:08:14.240 It's disgusting. 01:08:14.260 --> 01:08:15.480 We'll talk about that further in a second. 01:08:15.500 --> 01:08:16.801 But first, here's the news read by... 01:08:17.561 --> 01:08:18.121 Adam, quickly! 01:08:18.402 --> 01:08:19.282 A newsman! 01:08:19.302 --> 01:08:20.723 That's Ben Falls! 01:08:21.023 --> 01:08:21.683 With the five? 01:08:21.703 --> 01:08:23.224 I think so, yeah. 01:08:23.424 --> 01:08:27.047 Ben Falls Five with Rockin' the Suburbs is Adam and Joe here on BBC 6 Music. 01:08:27.107 --> 01:08:32.790 Right now it's time... for... Text-a-nation! 01:08:32.830 --> 01:08:33.130 Text! 01:08:33.210 --> 01:08:33.490 Text! 01:08:33.550 --> 01:08:33.910 Text! 01:08:34.011 --> 01:08:34.751 Text-a-nation! 01:08:34.811 --> 01:08:35.772 What if I don't want to? 01:08:36.032 --> 01:08:36.752 Text-a-nation! 01:08:36.832 --> 01:08:37.833 But I'm using email! 01:08:38.013 --> 01:08:38.753 Is that a problem? 01:08:38.773 --> 01:08:39.334 It doesn't matter! 01:08:39.374 --> 01:08:39.594 Text! 01:08:42.198 --> 01:08:44.919 Just gonna wrap this mother up right now real quick for you. 01:08:45.099 --> 01:08:45.440 Yes. 01:08:45.620 --> 01:08:46.560 Thanks a lot everyone. 01:08:46.980 --> 01:08:53.603 What is sent in emails and texts and all that, you know, some of them are very long and complicated. 01:08:53.683 --> 01:08:59.506 It's often, you know, tricky to read them and, you know, get sleepy midway through. 01:08:59.606 --> 01:09:00.126 That's right. 01:09:00.286 --> 01:09:01.907 So here are some of the simpler ones. 01:09:02.447 --> 01:09:04.548 Here's a good one that is a good one. 01:09:04.868 --> 01:09:06.029 You know, that's sort of a good one. 01:09:06.049 --> 01:09:07.109 I love it when that happens. 01:09:07.229 --> 01:09:08.030 Yeah, those good ones. 01:09:08.970 --> 01:09:10.391 It's from Stephen Cowie. 01:09:11.711 --> 01:09:22.320 He says, in our old student house we used to play a game, we never came up with a name for it, where we had to get from one part of the house to another, or around a whole room, without touching the floor at all. 01:09:23.161 --> 01:09:24.362 Mmm, I remember playing that game. 01:09:24.382 --> 01:09:26.984 That's a brilliant game, it's best played when you're little. 01:09:27.264 --> 01:09:27.484 Yeah. 01:09:27.565 --> 01:09:31.508 Because then you don't break things, but can also be played when you're large. 01:09:31.568 --> 01:09:34.150 It's not such a good after dinner game, I would say. 01:09:34.590 --> 01:09:35.231 I don't know, man. 01:09:35.251 --> 01:09:35.671 You reckon? 01:09:35.972 --> 01:09:37.593 Yeah, you know, get crazy. 01:09:38.033 --> 01:09:38.674 Break the rules. 01:09:38.734 --> 01:09:39.274 Maybe I will. 01:09:39.494 --> 01:09:47.420 This would generally involve jumping from one piece of furniture to the next, or some shimmying along corridors with your back pressed against one wall and your feet against the opposite wall. 01:09:47.480 --> 01:09:47.920 Yes. 01:09:47.940 --> 01:09:49.481 What a pair of clean socks for this. 01:09:49.621 --> 01:09:50.062 Absolutely. 01:09:50.682 --> 01:09:58.688 There's perhaps no better way of making you feel like your favourite action movie star than a daring leap of faith from the kitchen table onto the side of the fridge. 01:09:59.148 --> 01:10:03.392 There's also no other, uh, you know, better way for smacking your forehead really bad. 01:10:03.412 --> 01:10:04.293 Dangerous, very dangerous. 01:10:04.594 --> 01:10:06.315 Breaking a piece of antique furniture. 01:10:06.395 --> 01:10:06.616 Yeah. 01:10:06.716 --> 01:10:07.817 These are just the caveats. 01:10:08.518 --> 01:10:11.000 It's important to do caveats when you work at the castle. 01:10:11.140 --> 01:10:11.661 Exactly. 01:10:12.021 --> 01:10:13.382 Um, gotta be legally covered. 01:10:13.483 --> 01:10:15.685 Here's another one from Guido and Genevieve. 01:10:16.425 --> 01:10:16.746 Wow. 01:10:17.206 --> 01:10:18.788 That's a good couple of names though, isn't it? 01:10:18.928 --> 01:10:19.168 Yeah. 01:10:19.208 --> 01:10:20.630 Do you think they're boyfriend and girlfriend? 01:10:21.090 --> 01:10:21.671 I hope so. 01:10:21.751 --> 01:10:24.113 They're probably attracted to each other because of their names, I would have thought. 01:10:24.254 --> 01:10:33.924 Well, because they both begin with a G. Well, Guido, if you call Guido or if you call Genevieve, you're not going to want to go out with someone called Pete or Tammy, are you? 01:10:34.184 --> 01:10:34.625 You're right. 01:10:35.746 --> 01:10:38.108 They suggest quite a good game which is 01:10:39.370 --> 01:10:40.090 Does it have a name? 01:10:40.130 --> 01:10:40.751 Let's have a look. 01:10:41.091 --> 01:10:43.773 You've got to choose between two very unpleasant things. 01:10:44.594 --> 01:10:45.454 That's a good game, isn't it? 01:10:45.494 --> 01:10:51.519 Like, would you rather... The illustrations they give for this are rather lavatorial, so I won't read them out. 01:10:51.559 --> 01:10:53.281 But it's usually a choice between two. 01:10:53.461 --> 01:10:56.383 Like, would you rather die of heat or cold? 01:10:56.723 --> 01:10:57.004 Right. 01:10:57.064 --> 01:10:57.824 It's a classic one. 01:10:57.864 --> 01:10:59.125 You can debate that for hours. 01:10:59.846 --> 01:11:06.051 Would you rather have Amy Winehouse living in your cellar? 01:11:06.411 --> 01:11:06.651 Yeah. 01:11:07.092 --> 01:11:16.759 And coming into your house at night and having parties or Pete Doherty living in your attic and coming in your house at night and having parties. 01:11:16.799 --> 01:11:17.059 Yeah. 01:11:17.160 --> 01:11:19.081 Well, it's a bit like the character from Extras. 01:11:19.101 --> 01:11:20.842 She's always playing that game with Ricky. 01:11:20.943 --> 01:11:21.203 Really? 01:11:21.243 --> 01:11:21.483 Yeah. 01:11:21.783 --> 01:11:22.644 I haven't seen that show. 01:11:23.773 --> 01:11:24.454 Here's another one. 01:11:24.534 --> 01:11:29.677 It's good from Bobster Brown He says his family have invented a game. 01:11:29.697 --> 01:11:35.001 They play at Christmas called pass the sprout after dinner Someone gets a sprout you pass it round. 01:11:35.241 --> 01:11:39.064 It's like a really crappy version of pass the parcel You remove a leaf when it's passed to you 01:11:40.685 --> 01:11:42.106 That's nature's gift, isn't it? 01:11:42.346 --> 01:11:42.947 That's the end. 01:11:43.247 --> 01:11:44.468 But what do you get in the middle? 01:11:44.508 --> 01:11:46.009 Just a really nutritious snack? 01:11:46.389 --> 01:11:48.711 Uh, you get a, um... The taste slightly of metal. 01:11:48.831 --> 01:11:50.172 Like a little nut in there. 01:11:50.872 --> 01:11:53.013 You don't even get a nut, do you, with a sprout? 01:11:53.173 --> 01:11:54.895 Here's a good one to be played if you work in a pub. 01:11:55.895 --> 01:11:59.497 It's called Blackboard Caricature Touch Relay from Pete Wynn. 01:12:00.137 --> 01:12:01.878 It can be played by three or more bar staff. 01:12:02.118 --> 01:12:06.780 On the blackboard behind the bar, I draw a caricature of someone in the bar, a punter, a customer. 01:12:07.160 --> 01:12:09.201 The other staff must guess who that person is. 01:12:09.581 --> 01:12:14.924 Then they make their way into the public area of the bar and attempt to touch that person without them realizing. 01:12:15.324 --> 01:12:18.045 If they get caught, they have to skulk off embarrassed and come up with an excuse. 01:12:18.685 --> 01:12:21.966 If they get the right person, they get to choose the next person. 01:12:21.986 --> 01:12:25.887 That's a nice little variation on a game that we used to play, of course, which is called the touching game. 01:12:26.027 --> 01:12:26.807 The touching game. 01:12:26.827 --> 01:12:27.387 How did that go? 01:12:27.527 --> 01:12:33.129 Well, we used to just go out and you'd point to someone in the street and say, you've got to touch them. 01:12:33.709 --> 01:12:39.070 So then you would go over and you'd just try and make physical contact with them without them noticing. 01:12:39.110 --> 01:12:40.030 That can be fun. 01:12:40.050 --> 01:12:40.991 It is a good fun game. 01:12:41.011 --> 01:12:42.491 Touch them lightly on the back of the coat. 01:12:42.771 --> 01:12:43.071 Yeah. 01:12:43.191 --> 01:12:44.892 But if you put too much pressure, you're in trouble. 01:12:45.032 --> 01:12:49.275 And then we had a friend, our friend Zach always used to be much more daring than, than everybody else. 01:12:49.315 --> 01:12:55.859 And he would sort of go up and touch them on the front of, uh, you know, like on their front rather than the obvious thing is to go and touch their back or whatever. 01:12:56.319 --> 01:12:59.281 But he would go up and just touch their arm or their face. 01:12:59.341 --> 01:13:01.442 Sometimes it was frightening watching him do it. 01:13:02.142 --> 01:13:04.604 Cause he just thought, no, that's going to kick off. 01:13:04.904 --> 01:13:05.525 He's cool. 01:13:06.926 --> 01:13:09.229 And here's finally one that's quite striking. 01:13:09.249 --> 01:13:10.810 No, it's from Helen. 01:13:11.191 --> 01:13:16.697 She says that her family make up games and they're embarrassing and she doesn't really like playing them. 01:13:17.137 --> 01:13:20.641 And she's saying the worst one, I'm paraphrasing here, is called spoons. 01:13:21.061 --> 01:13:24.765 It's a variation on blind man's buff only with spoons. 01:13:26.026 --> 01:13:28.067 She's forced to play it every Christmas when she was little. 01:13:28.467 --> 01:13:30.427 Everyone sits in a big embarrassing circle. 01:13:30.767 --> 01:13:37.309 One person gets blindfolded and has to feel people to guess who they are, but using only the back of two large spoons. 01:13:37.969 --> 01:13:39.229 How could that possibly work? 01:13:39.269 --> 01:13:41.890 Her next sentence is absolutely impossible. 01:13:42.070 --> 01:13:42.750 Of course it's impossible. 01:13:42.950 --> 01:13:48.931 I just like the thought of Helen's family sitting round one of them blindfolded and sewing a couple of spoons. 01:13:49.571 --> 01:13:52.212 It's like some appalling biblical parable or something. 01:13:52.432 --> 01:13:52.772 Yeah. 01:13:53.452 --> 01:13:55.453 There's nothing appalling about biblical parables. 01:13:55.513 --> 01:13:56.654 I don't know why I used that word. 01:13:56.934 --> 01:13:57.134 No. 01:13:57.334 --> 01:13:58.655 Well, you didn't imply that there was. 01:13:58.875 --> 01:13:59.535 Jesus's ace. 01:13:59.635 --> 01:14:01.456 You were just talking about one of the appalling ones. 01:14:01.816 --> 01:14:02.936 Yeah. 01:14:03.697 --> 01:14:04.697 So that's it for Text the Nation. 01:14:04.737 --> 01:14:07.078 Thanks very much to everybody who texted in. 01:14:07.238 --> 01:14:16.262 Sorry I didn't get my head round some of the more, you know, cerebral longer ones, but Adam and I will be taking them off and publishing them in a book and making lots of money. 01:14:17.263 --> 01:14:18.344 Jesus is ace. 01:14:18.564 --> 01:14:19.285 Jesus is ace. 01:14:19.325 --> 01:14:24.190 What do you think is gonna happen to you if someone feels that you've implied that you might not be ace? 01:14:24.270 --> 01:14:26.712 But if all that stuff's true, we could be in trouble. 01:14:26.752 --> 01:14:27.513 He would forgive you. 01:14:27.934 --> 01:14:28.334 Would he then? 01:14:28.354 --> 01:14:29.695 As Bill Hicks points out, yeah. 01:14:30.676 --> 01:14:33.699 Now, here's A-Punk with... No, no, Vampire Weekend. 01:14:33.719 --> 01:14:35.221 What is my problem with A-Punk? 01:14:35.481 --> 01:14:37.042 That's Vampire Weekend with A-Punk. 01:14:37.122 --> 01:14:38.042 Is that the latest thing? 01:14:38.062 --> 01:14:39.283 Is that riding high in the charts? 01:14:39.443 --> 01:14:39.923 Gotta be. 01:14:40.143 --> 01:14:41.764 It's riding high in the cool charts. 01:14:41.984 --> 01:14:42.444 In the cool charts. 01:14:42.464 --> 01:14:43.065 No, absolutely. 01:14:43.085 --> 01:14:44.045 That's an important fact. 01:14:44.365 --> 01:14:49.808 Gotta keep the cool chart, news, uh... Be into them now because in a couple of weeks they'll be yesterday. 01:14:50.068 --> 01:14:50.488 You reckon? 01:14:50.708 --> 01:14:50.928 Yeah. 01:14:51.028 --> 01:14:53.990 They might keep it on the boil though, like the monkeys, the Arctic monkeys. 01:14:54.010 --> 01:14:54.530 You never know. 01:14:54.690 --> 01:14:55.971 Well, it's important to hedge your bets. 01:14:56.691 --> 01:14:58.572 Ah, I reckon they've got the staying power, man. 01:14:59.498 --> 01:15:02.319 Um, now, what was I, uh, what was I gonna say? 01:15:02.339 --> 01:15:03.459 Not being serious, by the way. 01:15:03.759 --> 01:15:03.959 What? 01:15:04.299 --> 01:15:06.320 About, you know, the night, you know, for two weeks. 01:15:06.360 --> 01:15:07.160 Yeah, no, no. 01:15:07.420 --> 01:15:09.281 It's just you were being quite serious there. 01:15:09.461 --> 01:15:10.861 I know, they're in it for the long haul, man. 01:15:10.881 --> 01:15:12.442 Yeah. 01:15:12.462 --> 01:15:14.802 Um, so you're shuffling your papers like a newsreader. 01:15:14.822 --> 01:15:16.643 That's because it's almost the end of our bulletin listeners. 01:15:16.983 --> 01:15:17.924 Nice shuffle papers. 01:15:18.204 --> 01:15:20.626 It is nice, makes you feel grown up, doesn't it? 01:15:20.666 --> 01:15:22.807 You never watch Nevermind the Buzzcocks, do you? 01:15:22.827 --> 01:15:24.688 No, no, no, no. 01:15:24.748 --> 01:15:25.669 You're missing out, man. 01:15:25.789 --> 01:15:26.029 Really? 01:15:26.069 --> 01:15:27.110 It's really funny. 01:15:27.590 --> 01:15:29.412 It's really properly funny. 01:15:29.892 --> 01:15:39.118 Like, maybe I'm just getting older, I don't know, and I'm growing into these things, but Harry Hill's TV burp and Nevermind the Buzzcocks, that's like proper belly laugh city, man. 01:15:39.419 --> 01:15:40.479 It's really amazing. 01:15:40.519 --> 01:15:44.042 I'd sort of forgotten what it was like to watch a comedy show and really enjoy it. 01:15:44.522 --> 01:15:47.864 But those, uh, shows are like pure, unadulterated pleasure. 01:15:47.944 --> 01:15:51.065 Simon Amstel's on top of his game, and it's always a good show. 01:15:51.405 --> 01:15:52.946 But Jamelia was on last week. 01:15:53.606 --> 01:15:54.927 You've got a bit of a thing for her. 01:15:55.027 --> 01:15:56.768 I've forgotten that I had one. 01:15:57.248 --> 01:15:57.948 She's sexy. 01:15:58.028 --> 01:15:59.969 And she's so impossibly. 01:16:00.009 --> 01:16:03.611 She's got the legs, and this body balance. 01:16:03.791 --> 01:16:05.632 Well, arms coming out the sides. 01:16:06.492 --> 01:16:14.095 And the head whole area circular thing on the balanced on the top all the bits in the right place features on it Good features nice. 01:16:14.115 --> 01:16:18.037 She's got extras brilliant extras bottom. 01:16:18.277 --> 01:16:24.380 I just love her and she seems like a nice person as well and Obviously talented. 01:16:24.440 --> 01:16:26.101 Although I don't really know much about music. 01:16:26.261 --> 01:16:26.981 She's good though, right? 01:16:28.001 --> 01:16:31.583 What was her big hit didn't don't don't know come on. 01:16:31.843 --> 01:16:33.644 We must know six music 01:16:34.484 --> 01:16:34.964 Oh, dear. 01:16:35.245 --> 01:16:36.105 None of us have got a clue. 01:16:36.765 --> 01:16:37.886 Well, you needn't have brought it up. 01:16:38.046 --> 01:16:41.048 Well, I was just talking about it, but I just wanted to get it off my chest. 01:16:41.228 --> 01:16:45.971 Because it opened up a little can of worms in the house, the old argument about who you'd be allowed to snog, you know? 01:16:46.951 --> 01:16:53.155 If the situation arose that you ever got the chance to have a little jamellia snog, would you be allowed to, is the question I asked my wife. 01:16:53.215 --> 01:16:55.136 And she said, she got angry about it. 01:16:55.896 --> 01:16:58.197 And you just think, well, this is a hypothetical discussion. 01:16:58.357 --> 01:17:03.498 It's very unlikely that I'm ever, ever going to get the chance to have a snog with Jamelia. 01:17:03.818 --> 01:17:05.158 Why get upset about it? 01:17:05.598 --> 01:17:06.499 But it didn't help. 01:17:06.939 --> 01:17:08.599 It turned into a little aggressive conversation. 01:17:08.619 --> 01:17:11.700 I said, you're allowed to snog someone in the hypothetical world. 01:17:11.720 --> 01:17:12.500 Who would you like? 01:17:12.820 --> 01:17:15.381 You know, and, you know, you're a more attractive person than I am. 01:17:15.421 --> 01:17:19.002 There's every chance that you might actually get to do it, and I'm going to be cool with it. 01:17:19.442 --> 01:17:20.922 She didn't give me anything. 01:17:21.062 --> 01:17:21.703 She said, no, I wouldn't. 01:17:22.283 --> 01:17:22.583 I wouldn't. 01:17:23.743 --> 01:17:24.303 And that was it? 01:17:24.863 --> 01:17:26.344 Well, she's a better person than you. 01:17:26.424 --> 01:17:27.124 No, come on. 01:17:27.164 --> 01:17:31.965 You're a rancid, disgusting, unfaithful, mentally... pig... man. 01:17:31.985 --> 01:17:33.185 She's just in my brainium. 01:17:33.365 --> 01:17:34.805 She's a lovely, loyal lady. 01:17:34.885 --> 01:17:36.326 I know, but I... Very disgusting. 01:17:36.386 --> 01:17:39.926 I don't believe that she would... Druelling over women a third of your age. 01:17:40.106 --> 01:17:43.367 Women are... women are just... they're dishonest, I think. 01:17:43.667 --> 01:17:43.927 You know? 01:17:43.947 --> 01:17:47.508 Because I do not believe that she is not doing some mental drooling there. 01:17:48.328 --> 01:17:49.909 What, your wife over Jamelia? 01:17:50.189 --> 01:17:51.310 No, not over Jamelia! 01:17:51.330 --> 01:17:54.392 That's the way to square the circle, to trim the triangle. 01:17:54.412 --> 01:17:55.393 She likes the ruffians. 01:17:55.433 --> 01:17:56.814 Get Jamelia and the wife. 01:17:56.934 --> 01:18:06.580 Like when we're watching cop dramas, she always likes to go to the theatre to see The War Horse, which has some fantastic puppetry in it. 01:18:06.600 --> 01:18:07.461 There you go, well done. 01:18:07.821 --> 01:18:08.722 Got out of that, brilliantly. 01:18:09.382 --> 01:18:09.902 But you know what I mean? 01:18:09.922 --> 01:18:13.465 Like when she's watching sort of cop dramas and stuff, she always likes the ruffians on there. 01:18:13.925 --> 01:18:15.586 I'm sure she'd snog one of those ruffians. 01:18:16.286 --> 01:18:22.449 Anyway, that's, uh... And I'd be fine with it, that's what I'm saying. 01:18:22.709 --> 01:18:23.709 She wanted to snog a ruffian? 01:18:24.029 --> 01:18:24.609 That's fine. 01:18:25.510 --> 01:18:29.992 Anyway, now here's the last of my epic choices for you listeners. 01:18:30.192 --> 01:18:32.633 This one is not particularly long, this musical choice. 01:18:33.273 --> 01:18:36.054 But, I mean, it's on the long side, but it's good, man. 01:18:36.454 --> 01:18:42.577 It's a Roxy music track and it's from Siren, which has got, it's sort of weird album, Siren. 01:18:42.677 --> 01:18:46.279 I think is it the one with Jerry Hall lying on the beach on the front? 01:18:46.879 --> 01:18:47.600 I think it might be. 01:18:48.200 --> 01:18:54.283 Anyway, like all Roxy Music's albums, they've, uh, there's brilliant tracks on there, and this is one of the best in my opinion. 01:18:54.463 --> 01:18:55.704 This is called End of the Line. 01:18:55.944 --> 01:18:58.866 That's great, that little coda at the end there, the piano bit. 01:18:58.966 --> 01:19:04.889 That's Roxy Music with End of the Line, uh, sounding a little bit like Dexi's Midnight Runners there, almost. 01:19:04.949 --> 01:19:07.170 You know with the fiddles in the middle? 01:19:07.631 --> 01:19:07.911 Sex drugs. 01:19:07.971 --> 01:19:08.651 The middle fiddles. 01:19:08.731 --> 01:19:09.992 Girls, boys, I don't care. 01:19:10.012 --> 01:19:10.352 Skins. 01:19:10.492 --> 01:19:10.892 Skins. 01:19:11.092 --> 01:19:11.293 Junk. 01:19:12.553 --> 01:19:14.094 Well, man, that's a good idea for a show. 01:19:14.114 --> 01:19:14.954 You should get it off the ground. 01:19:14.974 --> 01:19:15.634 Thanks a lot, mate. 01:19:15.674 --> 01:19:15.974 Junk. 01:19:16.135 --> 01:19:16.715 That's excellent. 01:19:16.735 --> 01:19:18.215 That's it for us this week, folks. 01:19:18.255 --> 01:19:19.156 Thank you so much for listening. 01:19:19.196 --> 01:19:21.737 Listen, I've got some sad news for you. 01:19:21.937 --> 01:19:23.157 We're away next weekend. 01:19:23.657 --> 01:19:27.699 But don't worry, because Alan Carr is stepping in. 01:19:27.739 --> 01:19:30.801 TV's Alan Carr off of Celebrity Ding Dong. 01:19:30.861 --> 01:19:33.142 I find that quite flattering that he would step in for us. 01:19:33.162 --> 01:19:35.883 Yeah, he's been filling in for the merchant, hasn't he? 01:19:35.903 --> 01:19:36.384 Yeah. 01:19:36.404 --> 01:19:39.906 Yeah, and he's very good, apparently, and he'll be here at the same time next week. 01:19:40.466 --> 01:19:46.449 We're taking a week off doing things that will tell you about the following week when we'll be back again, so it means there won't be any podcasts. 01:19:46.469 --> 01:19:47.650 Well, there might be. 01:19:47.830 --> 01:19:50.011 We're sort of sorting it out, listen out for one. 01:19:50.391 --> 01:19:57.035 We were thinking of maybe trying to fix up the Christmas show that we did, because that was a good show. 01:19:57.755 --> 01:20:00.616 and maybe do that as a, yeah, but the rules are very strict here. 01:20:00.636 --> 01:20:01.216 The rules are strict. 01:20:01.256 --> 01:20:02.576 Castle, we don't know whether we'll be allowed. 01:20:02.777 --> 01:20:04.157 No, so we'll have to figure that out. 01:20:04.177 --> 01:20:08.398 But right now we're going off to record the intros for our, for this weekend's podcast. 01:20:08.438 --> 01:20:10.719 Of course, keep downloading those podcasts, folks. 01:20:10.779 --> 01:20:12.679 Thank you very much for having done so, so far. 01:20:13.339 --> 01:20:17.241 And thanks for listening today and texting and emailing and all that thought good stuff. 01:20:17.361 --> 01:20:17.641 Yeah. 01:20:17.881 --> 01:20:18.381 Thanks a lot. 01:20:18.501 --> 01:20:22.482 Have a great weekend and stay tuned right now for Liz Kershaw.