WEBVTT 00:00.429 --> 00:01.530 Oh, my head. 00:02.070 --> 00:04.591 Franz Ferdinand, they're so hot right now. 00:05.031 --> 00:05.832 They're from Scotland. 00:05.852 --> 00:07.352 They're so hot right now. 00:08.373 --> 00:09.173 Oh, they're exciting. 00:09.213 --> 00:10.294 They're the new sound. 00:10.314 --> 00:11.314 Have you heard them? 00:12.175 --> 00:12.755 Shut up. 00:12.775 --> 00:13.515 Did you hear them? 00:13.795 --> 00:14.236 Shut up. 00:14.316 --> 00:14.996 It's too early. 00:15.456 --> 00:17.077 It's nine, it's past nine o'clock. 00:17.197 --> 00:17.657 Nine. 00:18.157 --> 00:18.877 What's your problem? 00:19.038 --> 00:19.778 I'm sleepy. 00:19.798 --> 00:21.639 What have you, what, what time do you go to bed? 00:21.679 --> 00:23.739 I've just come from the West End stage. 00:24.040 --> 00:24.440 Have you? 00:24.700 --> 00:26.681 Yeah, I've just come from seeing Jane Asher. 00:27.021 --> 00:27.281 Right. 00:27.461 --> 00:28.521 In an amazing play. 00:28.942 --> 00:29.302 Did you? 00:29.662 --> 00:32.203 I was sitting in a plastic garden chair on the stage. 00:32.515 --> 00:36.258 Right, and then at one point, she needed to sit there for the play. 00:36.358 --> 00:37.298 I was asleep. 00:37.498 --> 00:38.779 I was asleep. 00:39.340 --> 00:40.540 What time did you go to sleep? 00:41.601 --> 00:42.161 About one. 00:42.822 --> 00:42.922 One. 00:42.962 --> 00:43.863 That's too late, man. 00:43.963 --> 00:44.483 It is, isn't it? 00:44.503 --> 00:45.444 Keep doing an early morning. 00:45.464 --> 00:47.425 I mean, this is still relatively early morning. 00:47.785 --> 00:49.426 It's irresponsible to go to bed at one. 00:49.967 --> 00:50.907 It's totally irresponsible. 00:50.927 --> 00:51.568 I was excited. 00:51.768 --> 00:52.368 Were you high? 00:53.049 --> 00:53.249 No. 00:53.409 --> 00:54.229 You bad bet you were. 00:54.349 --> 00:54.730 I wasn't. 00:54.770 --> 00:55.190 I bet you. 00:55.250 --> 00:56.471 Only on life, really. 00:57.031 --> 00:57.912 That's irresponsible. 00:58.352 --> 00:58.592 Is it? 00:58.672 --> 00:59.633 It's very irresponsible. 00:59.653 --> 01:00.794 You shouldn't touch life. 01:01.494 --> 01:03.436 I mean, for goodness sake, what are you thinking about? 01:03.456 --> 01:06.838 The kids out there, listening to this show, they're gonna go out and they're gonna try it themselves. 01:07.539 --> 01:09.540 And it's a gateway, uh, thing, you know? 01:09.560 --> 01:16.225 Anyway, this is Adam and Joe here on BBC Six Music, on this bit of grey in London this morning, listeners. 01:16.245 --> 01:17.526 I hope it's nicer where you are. 01:18.047 --> 01:21.289 But, uh, we've got a fun show for you, so you don't have to worry about any of that. 01:21.569 --> 01:27.214 For the next, uh, two hours and 55 minutes, we'll be here with a, uh, a mix of great music and chat. 01:27.734 --> 01:27.874 Yeah? 01:28.414 --> 01:28.514 Mmm. 01:28.854 --> 01:29.395 Absolutely. 01:29.535 --> 01:30.655 Do you like great music and chat? 01:30.755 --> 01:31.995 I love mixing them together. 01:32.035 --> 01:32.395 Do you? 01:32.836 --> 01:34.376 Well, we're the best at doing the mixing. 01:34.596 --> 01:35.096 Good stuff. 01:35.136 --> 01:36.257 We've got great music coming up. 01:36.277 --> 01:39.618 We're going to reveal the winner of last week's cryptozoological song wars. 01:39.738 --> 01:41.178 Launched this week's song wars. 01:41.258 --> 01:44.999 Do text the nation, plus loads of fantastic chit chat. 01:45.680 --> 01:46.520 Did I mention the music? 01:47.160 --> 01:48.661 I mentioned the music before. 01:48.821 --> 01:49.782 Well there's going to be some. 01:50.722 --> 01:52.563 I wish I hadn't mentioned the chit though. 01:52.963 --> 01:53.263 You know? 01:53.524 --> 01:53.804 Really? 01:53.864 --> 01:54.864 We're fine with the chat. 01:54.884 --> 01:56.525 It's a load of chit. 01:56.665 --> 01:58.286 It's a little bit rude to mention the chit. 01:59.127 --> 02:00.367 So let's have some music right now. 02:00.427 --> 02:03.529 Here's the Duke spirit with the step and the walk. 02:03.769 --> 02:05.972 That's Duke's spirit there with the step and the walk. 02:06.252 --> 02:07.433 Hi, this is Adam Buxton. 02:07.634 --> 02:08.615 Hey, this is Joe Cornish. 02:08.655 --> 02:09.115 Good morning. 02:09.416 --> 02:12.640 We hope you're feeling very positive and happy this morning. 02:13.300 --> 02:19.548 If you're not just going to the bathroom, look in the mirror and repeat over and over to yourself. 02:20.429 --> 02:22.291 I am the coolest one. 02:23.172 --> 02:23.412 Mm-hmm. 02:23.813 --> 02:24.033 Mm-hmm. 02:24.374 --> 02:25.515 I am the coolest one. 02:25.535 --> 02:26.636 I am the coolest one. 02:26.936 --> 02:29.219 I am Mr. or Mrs. Cool. 02:29.359 --> 02:30.320 I'm Mr. Cool. 02:30.560 --> 02:30.881 Yeah. 02:31.101 --> 02:31.962 And that'll do the trick. 02:32.322 --> 02:38.689 And then get back into bed, and I'd like to challenge listeners this morning to stay in bed for the whole show. 02:39.310 --> 02:39.550 Yes. 02:39.610 --> 02:41.212 Not get out of the gym jams till noon. 02:41.533 --> 02:43.174 Yeah, until the afternoon, basically. 02:43.595 --> 02:44.476 If you're really strong, 02:44.716 --> 02:45.657 Try and go the whole day. 02:46.077 --> 02:46.557 Exactly. 02:46.777 --> 02:51.780 You'll get that kind of pajama fudge at about four or five when it just feels wrong. 02:52.020 --> 02:52.280 Yeah. 02:52.501 --> 02:54.021 You know, you'll feel like a wino. 02:54.742 --> 02:59.845 But if you push through at about seven, it'll start, you know, coming on again. 02:59.865 --> 03:02.627 You might want to change into some new gym jams then. 03:02.767 --> 03:04.628 No, no, no, that would defeat the purpose. 03:04.648 --> 03:06.589 You got to go the whole day in the same gym jams. 03:07.189 --> 03:10.930 You feel a bit weird about tea time, but then come six or seven it feels right again. 03:11.150 --> 03:12.070 Life has peaked on the tea. 03:12.090 --> 03:12.770 And my gym jams. 03:12.910 --> 03:13.150 Yeah. 03:13.350 --> 03:14.390 Yeah. 03:14.510 --> 03:15.571 That's what it must be like. 03:15.711 --> 03:17.451 But try and make it through till noon, listeners. 03:17.711 --> 03:20.051 There's no point in leaving the house today. 03:20.672 --> 03:22.652 There's no point in really leaving your bedroom. 03:22.892 --> 03:25.853 Radio's got much better as well, you know, in the last few years. 03:25.893 --> 03:31.814 I'm not just talking about our own excellent show, but you know, generally you could stick with six music pretty much all day. 03:31.854 --> 03:32.154 All day. 03:32.274 --> 03:33.554 If you didn't like the six music, 03:33.814 --> 03:36.054 You could switch over and listen to the last hour of Jonathan Ross's program. 03:36.074 --> 03:37.175 A different BBC station. 03:37.215 --> 03:37.595 Exactly. 03:37.615 --> 03:40.995 Just don't stray outside the walls of the big British castle. 03:41.035 --> 03:42.535 You should never do that. 03:42.595 --> 03:43.296 It's totally insane. 03:43.316 --> 03:45.436 It's just rammed with advertising hoardings. 03:46.636 --> 03:49.017 Sellers of cheap vittles and trinkets. 03:49.277 --> 03:50.657 People don't talk properly. 03:50.757 --> 03:52.357 It's very hard to understand what they're saying. 03:52.377 --> 03:53.477 Stay in the castle walls. 03:53.557 --> 03:55.278 Yeah, there's a lot of bad language out there. 03:55.298 --> 03:56.638 Don't stray into the forbidden zone. 03:56.658 --> 03:57.458 There's no rules. 03:57.498 --> 03:58.318 There are mutants. 03:58.918 --> 04:01.559 It's like the Omega Man outside the big British castle. 04:01.579 --> 04:01.959 Omega. 04:02.279 --> 04:02.919 Have you ever heard of 04:03.379 --> 04:04.039 Bob Marley. 04:04.760 --> 04:06.401 Is he... No. 04:06.741 --> 04:08.161 Have you heard of Damien Marley? 04:09.502 --> 04:10.262 No, yes. 04:11.123 --> 04:12.323 You don't know what I'm talking about, do you? 04:12.363 --> 04:14.184 Joe's coaching me to give these answers. 04:14.224 --> 04:15.485 We'll talk about that later, actually. 04:15.925 --> 04:16.886 Some people will realise. 04:16.906 --> 04:18.446 Let's have some music. 04:18.547 --> 04:18.827 Oh, what? 04:18.907 --> 04:19.787 Is that an advert? 04:20.067 --> 04:21.668 No, it's an I Am Legend reference. 04:22.388 --> 04:23.349 Oh, Bob Marley. 04:23.369 --> 04:24.129 Get with it, Grandpa. 04:24.489 --> 04:26.971 Did you bring in your... No, I Am Legend stuff. 04:27.071 --> 04:27.251 No. 04:27.751 --> 04:29.192 Oh, when are you going to do that? 04:29.352 --> 04:29.972 Maybe next week. 04:32.033 --> 04:33.934 He plays Bob Marley and I, I imagine. 04:33.974 --> 04:35.714 Listen, put a record on, I'll explain it. 04:36.434 --> 04:38.315 You can't just launch in with the crypto stuff. 04:38.675 --> 04:41.176 Right now, here's one of my choices for you listeners. 04:41.196 --> 04:48.338 This is from Frank Black's debut album, and it's a lovely song popped up on my iPod the other day and enjoyed it very much, so I hope you do too. 04:48.378 --> 04:49.478 This is old Black Dawning. 04:49.798 --> 04:51.239 There we go, that was De La Soul. 04:51.439 --> 04:55.201 They're a hip-hop band, hip-hop's a new type of music that just involves talking. 04:55.221 --> 04:57.482 Well, it's people from Daghetto. 04:57.522 --> 05:01.224 Some people call it rap, which means just to chat. 05:01.284 --> 05:02.524 Rhythm and poetry. 05:02.624 --> 05:02.905 Yeah. 05:02.965 --> 05:03.645 It's an acronym. 05:03.845 --> 05:04.645 It's not really, is it? 05:04.685 --> 05:05.706 That's what Coolio said. 05:05.866 --> 05:07.707 Rhythmic American poetry, but he made that up. 05:07.907 --> 05:09.808 Well, Eric B and Rakeem say that as well. 05:09.868 --> 05:10.229 Do they? 05:10.309 --> 05:10.469 Yeah. 05:10.489 --> 05:12.030 Well, that's just a convenient acronym. 05:12.090 --> 05:13.091 It just means to talk. 05:13.271 --> 05:14.411 Of course it does, of course. 05:14.431 --> 05:14.872 To chat. 05:15.012 --> 05:15.412 Yeah. 05:15.472 --> 05:16.793 And it's just talking and beats. 05:16.953 --> 05:18.734 So don't expect any melody. 05:18.774 --> 05:21.296 Some of you might be upset or singing. 05:22.217 --> 05:24.238 And do expect some braggadocio. 05:26.079 --> 05:26.800 Is that the right word? 05:26.820 --> 05:27.480 Braggadocio? 05:27.680 --> 05:29.381 Braggadocio. 05:30.783 --> 05:31.723 I'm not sure. 05:31.964 --> 05:32.864 Anyway, that's hip-hop. 05:32.884 --> 05:33.345 You'll get used to it. 05:33.365 --> 05:34.206 That's hip-hop dealt with. 05:34.606 --> 05:35.667 Can we deal with Bob Marley? 05:35.927 --> 05:40.251 Yeah, in the film I Am Legend, I don't know whether anybody's seen it, there's a lady character. 05:40.872 --> 05:42.153 This film's set in 2012. 05:43.054 --> 05:44.615 She turns up at Will Smith's house. 05:45.676 --> 05:47.237 You know, they're the only people left in the world. 05:48.038 --> 05:50.140 And he plays Bob Marley to her. 05:50.560 --> 05:52.082 And she's never heard of Bob Marley. 05:52.562 --> 05:53.803 She says, what do you mean? 05:54.043 --> 05:55.405 Do you mean Damien Marley? 05:56.085 --> 06:02.974 He says, no, no, his father, Bob, she just stares at him blankly, doesn't know what he's talking about. 06:03.014 --> 06:03.234 Yeah. 06:03.575 --> 06:08.260 So that struck me as stretching credulity a little bit because in the future she's from Brazil. 06:08.441 --> 06:09.422 Right. 06:10.063 --> 06:10.503 And it's 2012. 06:10.724 --> 06:11.024 Yeah. 06:11.044 --> 06:13.367 And she's never heard of Bob Marley. 06:13.627 --> 06:14.948 Seems a bit ludicrous, doesn't it? 06:15.188 --> 06:17.249 I think everybody's heard of Bob Marley, haven't they? 06:17.530 --> 06:18.871 Uh, yeah, I would say so. 06:18.911 --> 06:20.932 He's got to be one of the most famous musicians on the planet. 06:21.512 --> 06:25.215 Him and the guy from the Jingjangjong hovering above the planet. 06:25.455 --> 06:26.396 Yeah, yeah. 06:26.696 --> 06:29.077 Now, I think it's time to deal with the song wars. 06:29.097 --> 06:29.678 Deal with it. 06:43.855 --> 06:44.183 clips. 06:48.579 --> 06:57.102 You know, we get a very full email bag about song wars, and the reactions from listeners vary enormously. 06:57.222 --> 07:02.283 Yeah, well it's nice that we're getting reactions, you know, because we put a lot of effort into the wars of the songs. 07:02.323 --> 07:03.984 But there's no unity in response. 07:04.164 --> 07:09.345 For instance, Caroline People says, this week I think both were a bit weak. 07:10.746 --> 07:14.387 Adams was lazy, long, and filled with ennui de vivre, 07:15.031 --> 07:35.741 bit disappointed really says Caroline whereas Max Ellis says hello I quite like Joe's song as far as the structure and lyrical content but his high-pitched squealing made my head hurt so I'm plumping for Adam's Nessie special thank you they're polite but rude at the same time it's sort of passive-aggressive listeners yeah 07:37.081 --> 07:59.923 uh well they have every right to expect the best actually that's not true i just said that no they got they didn't expect nothing they've got no right not much we don't get paid any extra if you think of the price of the license fee yeah then divide it by the number of services the bbc provides and then divide that by the number of djs on six music yeah as we have done they're spending on us we've actually done this calculation we should do that calculation yeah then we can work 08:00.043 --> 08:16.246 out actually how much money you should be getting value for and it's gonna be under a penny right isn't it it will be under a penny for three hours and that you might as well just give you drones it doesn't give you exactly so drone wars how about that 08:16.847 --> 08:17.908 Something like that would be good. 08:18.569 --> 08:19.810 That's almost what we've got this week. 08:21.552 --> 08:23.274 Dean Summuk, really? 08:23.474 --> 08:27.599 I'm voting for Joe Sasquatch song this week, even though I am, in fact, from Saskatchewan. 08:28.059 --> 08:30.181 And there don't seem to be any Sasquatches here. 08:30.441 --> 08:31.262 That's very disappointing. 08:31.302 --> 08:32.123 That's BS, Dean. 08:33.244 --> 08:34.385 That's a load of BS. 08:34.945 --> 08:38.806 I've seen some rather hairy people, but never a Sasquatch will try harder because they're out there. 08:40.727 --> 08:41.247 Here's one. 08:41.267 --> 08:41.687 Listen to this. 08:41.767 --> 08:42.628 Lily Elbra. 08:43.188 --> 08:44.328 Adam Adam Adam. 08:44.668 --> 08:45.549 You've let me down. 08:45.909 --> 08:46.949 You've let the show down. 08:47.509 --> 08:50.531 And you probably know in your hearts that you've let yourself down. 08:50.651 --> 08:51.371 My name's Mike. 08:51.451 --> 08:52.411 I'm a big fish horse. 08:52.431 --> 08:53.772 What are you talking about? 08:53.792 --> 08:55.552 She's suggesting you've got more than one heart. 08:55.592 --> 08:56.433 You're like Doctor Who. 08:57.353 --> 08:58.355 Good lord. 08:58.655 --> 09:01.019 Someone's just emailed in a spoiled ballot paper. 09:01.199 --> 09:02.842 Try and make people happy. 09:02.942 --> 09:07.189 And this is what they do, they throw it right back in your face and they slap you and then they run round the back and they kick you. 09:07.329 --> 09:10.434 Paul Bradley says can't say I was too taken with either song. 09:10.454 --> 09:11.455 Oh my lord. 09:13.057 --> 09:13.618 Why do we bother? 09:13.858 --> 09:15.099 Shall we close down song wars? 09:15.359 --> 09:15.779 You know what? 09:15.819 --> 09:16.460 We could close it down. 09:16.480 --> 09:17.120 Let's shut it down. 09:17.200 --> 09:21.023 I mean, people are... Well, you're the only people who like it. 09:21.183 --> 09:22.364 Ladies of production. 09:23.604 --> 09:24.485 Plus, you're the producer. 09:24.525 --> 09:26.827 If you didn't say that, it would be a very bad thing. 09:26.847 --> 09:27.767 No, but everyone hates it. 09:28.148 --> 09:28.628 Well, you know what? 09:28.668 --> 09:34.052 We could take a break because it is hard to do the songs week after week. 09:34.152 --> 09:35.212 Are we ready for the result then? 09:35.232 --> 09:36.373 Alright, let's hear the result. 09:36.393 --> 09:37.174 It is hard to do then. 09:37.714 --> 09:37.974 You know? 09:37.994 --> 09:38.955 Here's the result. 09:40.586 --> 09:56.607 somewhat cryptozoological songs Cornish takes it I'm afraid I was expecting to have lost it I was excited very very close 42% plays 58 very close did it it was switching around all week wow it's not really fair is it 09:57.128 --> 09:58.230 Well, life's not fair. 09:58.410 --> 09:59.992 I've resigned myself, apparently not. 10:00.432 --> 10:00.673 Isn't it? 10:00.833 --> 10:02.214 You'd expect that it would be, wouldn't you? 10:02.495 --> 10:05.579 Seeing as it's like all you've got, and you have to live it for years. 10:06.079 --> 10:07.461 But no, it's not even fair! 10:08.262 --> 10:10.465 Anyway, let's hear the winning song. 10:10.485 --> 10:12.707 This is Joe's song about the Sasquatch. 10:14.189 --> 10:14.570 Oh dear. 10:14.910 --> 10:15.270 Here we go. 10:17.276 --> 10:36.054 Baby, let me take you down to Sasquatchu one, two Me and a little friend of mine Goes by the name of Pitful, can prick your arms out Pull your head off, baby Honey, do not be afraid to Step into this cave, too 10:38.256 --> 10:52.553 He's big and hairy and smelly You might have seen him in a documentary on the telly They captured him on Super 8 But they can't catch him, he's a Super 8 The missing lick with the dreadful stink 10:52.773 --> 11:11.634 He's ten feet tall with enormous balls, yeah You might think he don't insist or prove it, baby Don't resist, just take my hand, watch for his tracks He'll heat us up like a twin twig's pack Ooh, we could try and make a blast 11:12.014 --> 11:15.577 But believe me, baby, we won't last. 11:15.657 --> 11:22.183 No, human being can run fast enough to escape the creature that's that vast. 11:22.243 --> 11:25.446 Believe it, I can understand you're scared to go. 11:25.526 --> 11:26.707 You wanna click here? 11:26.727 --> 11:31.932 Samples and receptacles don't believe the cryptozoological. 11:32.512 --> 11:35.293 Believe me, baby, the world ain't always so logical. 11:35.393 --> 11:38.194 They call him Bigfoot, some call him Sam. 11:38.274 --> 11:40.054 But Sponge, he's also catchy. 11:40.294 --> 11:41.715 He makes spaghetti. 11:42.155 --> 11:45.136 All your insides, nobody can hide. 11:45.216 --> 11:48.457 Because he exists, you know his name is. 11:48.897 --> 11:49.377 Bigfoot. 11:50.017 --> 11:56.360 That is the song that the nation voted their favorite of all time in the context of song wars. 11:56.840 --> 11:57.940 There was only one other one. 11:58.000 --> 11:58.681 Congratulations. 11:58.741 --> 11:59.481 I liked you one, Adam. 11:59.661 --> 12:00.441 Thank you very much. 12:00.781 --> 12:04.143 I always liked yours better than mine because I'm so sick of mine by the time I finished it. 12:04.163 --> 12:04.823 Right, right. 12:04.883 --> 12:06.163 How are you with this week's one? 12:06.563 --> 12:07.004 Sick of it. 12:07.084 --> 12:08.064 Are you sick of it? 12:08.124 --> 12:09.124 How long is yours this week? 12:09.745 --> 12:10.105 40 minutes. 12:10.285 --> 12:10.525 Is it? 12:11.185 --> 12:11.486 40 minutes. 12:11.566 --> 12:12.887 Mine's only one minute. 12:13.047 --> 12:13.407 Really? 12:13.447 --> 12:14.088 It's very short. 12:14.128 --> 12:16.029 That's a major discrepancy between lengths. 12:16.169 --> 12:22.594 Yeah, it's very pithy, mine, because I've been working hard on jingles for the new podcast. 12:23.414 --> 12:24.896 Oh, we've got a podcast for you. 12:24.916 --> 12:26.177 Thanks for taking care of that. 12:26.397 --> 12:29.099 Well, you know, I just sit at home in a bath of champagne. 12:29.219 --> 12:29.699 Do you? 12:29.819 --> 12:30.059 Yeah. 12:30.240 --> 12:34.743 Just splashing little bits of champagne on you and maybe use, what do you use for shampoo then? 12:35.303 --> 12:35.924 I can't say. 12:36.084 --> 12:38.486 Baby sham doesn't froth very easily. 12:38.506 --> 12:38.846 Is it not? 12:39.166 --> 12:39.306 No. 12:40.687 --> 12:44.330 Okay, we have more song wars for you later on in the show. 12:44.350 --> 12:48.513 You'll be happy to hear it listeners But right now here's some real music for you. 12:48.733 --> 12:49.414 This is the record. 12:49.434 --> 12:50.815 What do you mean real music? 12:50.895 --> 12:57.840 How rude how rude as Jar Jar Binks Yeah, yeah, it's nice to hear Jar Jar Binks quoted on a Saturday morning. 12:58.181 --> 13:01.243 I'm gonna be quoting Dobby the house off a bit later So stay tuned. 13:01.363 --> 13:03.204 Oh, man, you didn't see the JK Rowling thing. 13:03.285 --> 13:05.666 All the rubbish CGI creatures are here. 13:05.726 --> 13:07.308 Did you see that year in the life of Rowling? 13:07.348 --> 13:08.008 Let's talk about it. 13:08.028 --> 13:08.789 Let's talk about it later 13:09.289 --> 13:10.049 Here's the raconteurs. 13:32.205 --> 13:34.208 Then are you just writing, making a little note then? 13:34.629 --> 13:36.031 Song slows down. 13:36.672 --> 13:38.034 Breaks at the end there, put. 13:38.355 --> 13:39.076 At the end. 13:39.977 --> 13:40.097 End. 13:40.158 --> 13:41.600 Please check. 13:41.760 --> 13:42.802 Please fix as well. 13:42.822 --> 13:43.663 Please withdraw. 13:44.264 --> 13:44.985 And re-release. 13:45.065 --> 13:45.526 And re-release. 13:46.247 --> 13:47.108 With fixed ending. 13:47.649 --> 13:51.592 I know Charlotte Haffley, who used to be in Ash as well, so I can get to them. 13:52.212 --> 13:53.713 Not sure she's in touch with them anymore. 13:53.753 --> 13:54.614 Maybe she is, I don't know. 13:54.934 --> 13:55.775 She hates them, man. 13:56.355 --> 13:57.216 Hey, I don't know that. 13:57.236 --> 13:58.056 She probably hates them. 13:58.277 --> 13:59.017 She probably loves them. 13:59.077 --> 14:00.198 She probably absolutely hates them. 14:00.218 --> 14:00.939 She probably loves them. 14:01.079 --> 14:04.281 And she's probably cheering that the end of the song broke, yeah. 14:04.421 --> 14:05.642 It's very, very poor. 14:05.962 --> 14:09.023 This is Adam and Jo here on BBC 6 Music. 14:09.263 --> 14:13.125 We were talking about Louis Theroux's programme last weekend. 14:13.185 --> 14:14.506 He went inside San Quentin. 14:14.526 --> 14:16.126 You only caught the last 10 minutes of the show. 14:16.186 --> 14:16.466 I did. 14:16.566 --> 14:21.248 I tried to miss Louis's programmes because he's a good friend of mine and it makes me jealous. 14:21.268 --> 14:22.369 You make me a little bit jealous. 14:22.429 --> 14:26.291 If I miss them, then I can say to him, oh, I missed your show. 14:26.371 --> 14:27.731 Yeah, but his show was really good. 14:27.811 --> 14:32.013 If you miss them, though, then you can't join in the water cooler chats that always occur throughout the week. 14:32.213 --> 14:33.354 at the water cooler anymore. 14:33.514 --> 14:34.596 I love the water cooler. 14:34.956 --> 14:37.459 I mainly go there as soon as Louie's programmes finish. 14:37.479 --> 14:44.246 I saw him at the very end looking very sort of dismissive at a mass murderer. 14:44.826 --> 14:46.088 I don't think he was a mass murderer. 14:46.108 --> 14:48.150 He'd done a bit of torturing and her invasion. 14:48.410 --> 14:49.972 Louie wasn't impressed by him. 14:50.032 --> 14:51.694 He was looking down his nose slightly at him. 14:52.094 --> 14:53.114 Well, yeah, exactly. 14:53.154 --> 14:55.835 He can't condemn them utterly, can he? 14:55.855 --> 15:00.256 He has to remain impartial, because it's the big British castle going out there, being represented by the room. 15:00.816 --> 15:06.138 But he certainly can look sniffy at them, and he absolutely took full advantage of his sniffy powers. 15:06.738 --> 15:10.999 But the guy who was in there for, I think, 500 years or something... That's a long time. 15:11.039 --> 15:13.339 Do they keep him alive for that length of time? 15:13.439 --> 15:14.860 Yeah, he'll do the whole stretch. 15:15.820 --> 15:18.402 And he was basically saying, it's not so bad. 15:18.462 --> 15:21.444 You know, Louis was saying, wow, that's pretty, that's depressing, isn't it? 15:21.464 --> 15:23.686 That you're going to be in here for all those 500 years. 15:23.706 --> 15:29.470 The guy was saying, no, the main thing, the main things you've got to get rid of in your mind, right? 15:29.951 --> 15:30.851 To make it bearable. 15:32.212 --> 15:35.074 You just got to basically set your standards right down. 15:35.094 --> 15:36.275 You got to lower your sights. 15:36.395 --> 15:37.536 He said it was women. 15:37.776 --> 15:38.237 Yeah. 15:38.517 --> 15:42.880 Forget about women and forget about what goes on on the outside world. 15:43.421 --> 15:45.022 He mentioned boat rides. 15:45.482 --> 15:47.605 It's one thing that a lot of people mention, I noticed. 15:47.625 --> 15:49.267 I was watching a thing about- Well, a boat ride. 15:49.467 --> 15:50.388 Someone else mentioned a boat ride. 15:50.408 --> 15:55.674 Charles Bukowski, I saw an interview with him and he was talking about boat rides as being something that made life worth living. 15:55.714 --> 15:59.338 It's euphemistic, I suppose, but it's not that euphemistic because they are wonderful. 15:59.598 --> 15:59.798 Yeah. 16:00.379 --> 16:00.919 Bob around. 16:00.939 --> 16:02.500 When was the last time you went on a boat ride? 16:02.520 --> 16:03.341 A boat ride? 16:04.181 --> 16:04.782 I don't know. 16:04.802 --> 16:06.303 I don't know. 16:06.323 --> 16:07.823 Never go down the Thames? 16:07.883 --> 16:09.324 I don't know on a boat. 16:09.404 --> 16:10.745 I'm trying to think of boat ride. 16:10.785 --> 16:12.446 I've been down the Thames in a speed boat. 16:12.526 --> 16:12.706 Yeah. 16:12.746 --> 16:14.067 That was a brilliant boat ride. 16:14.087 --> 16:14.788 When did you go on there? 16:14.808 --> 16:15.328 Were you with James Bond? 16:15.348 --> 16:20.871 I went to pitch to direct an advert that I didn't get, but it was an advertising company that had a private speed boat. 16:20.951 --> 16:21.692 Speed boat. 16:21.952 --> 16:23.933 Picked you up and took you to Canary Wharf. 16:23.993 --> 16:26.195 We want you to direct an advert for us, Cornish. 16:26.215 --> 16:27.857 We're gonna pick you up in the speed boat. 16:27.877 --> 16:28.738 Exactly what happened. 16:28.778 --> 16:28.958 Yeah. 16:29.239 --> 16:30.420 We changed our mind, Cornish. 16:30.460 --> 16:32.262 We don't want you to direct the advert. 16:32.302 --> 16:33.784 Get back on the speed boat. 16:33.844 --> 16:35.585 The advert's for guns and bombs. 16:35.625 --> 16:36.286 What do you got? 16:37.027 --> 16:37.888 What was your idea? 16:39.450 --> 16:40.991 Guns a man, bombs a woman. 16:42.074 --> 16:43.015 And they're happy. 16:44.057 --> 16:44.698 Don't like it. 16:44.778 --> 16:45.238 You're out. 16:45.339 --> 16:46.280 We're gonna get the guys. 16:46.440 --> 16:47.622 Get back on the speed boat. 16:47.662 --> 16:48.723 You can't even go on the speed boat. 16:48.743 --> 16:49.544 You gotta go on the bus. 16:49.744 --> 16:50.666 On the bus boat. 16:50.726 --> 16:51.226 So there you go. 16:51.266 --> 16:52.929 The guy who was doing 500 years. 16:52.969 --> 16:54.811 That was the main thing that he'll never go on. 16:54.831 --> 16:56.313 He'll never go on a speed boat. 16:57.074 --> 16:59.156 Unless it's hard to come to terms with. 16:59.256 --> 17:01.759 What would be the circumstances whereby he went on a speedboat? 17:01.819 --> 17:04.341 If they had to transfer him to another prison really fast. 17:04.361 --> 17:13.230 Right, if the whole prison got invaded and blew up and stuff and it turned out that he was, despite all his hideous crimes, he was the only man for the job to... I bet he's quite a character. 17:13.310 --> 17:18.776 I bet if there was some kind of prison breakout, some kind of Michael Bay style adventure happened... Yeah. 17:18.996 --> 17:21.637 I bet that mass murderer would be a good, he'd be wisecracking. 17:21.657 --> 17:22.297 I'm not so sure. 17:22.337 --> 17:26.378 You know, the thing that came across, because he's capable of anything but, but he'd be pretty cool. 17:26.498 --> 17:33.440 One of the things that came across most strongly in the, in the doco was how boring most of the criminals were. 17:33.480 --> 17:34.500 In fact, all of the criminals were. 17:34.521 --> 17:35.381 Have you not seen Conair? 17:35.541 --> 17:36.721 Well, this is what I'm saying though. 17:36.741 --> 17:37.441 Have you seen Reservoir? 17:37.501 --> 17:38.622 None of the personalities. 17:38.642 --> 17:39.362 Have you seen Goodstellers? 17:39.482 --> 17:40.402 Yeah, criminals are. 17:40.482 --> 17:41.002 We've been misled. 17:41.022 --> 17:41.463 They're brilliant. 17:41.543 --> 17:42.123 We've been misled. 17:42.143 --> 17:42.463 They're fine. 17:42.503 --> 17:43.183 They're wisecracking. 17:43.403 --> 17:46.706 Listen, I'm telling you they're violent, but oh sometimes that can be really cool. 17:46.846 --> 17:56.675 I'm telling you I think we've been misled head in a vice No, you know, it's not nearly as fun as you would expect and also I watch prison break You don't even watch prison break all the people in prison break. 17:56.695 --> 17:57.176 They're fun. 17:57.196 --> 17:57.976 They're sparky. 17:58.297 --> 18:03.461 They're generally in there for the wrong reason not real and It's all the criminals are boring. 18:03.501 --> 18:04.182 They're boring. 18:04.242 --> 18:05.243 They're quite stupid. 18:05.283 --> 18:06.043 They're stupid. 18:06.083 --> 18:06.244 Yeah 18:07.084 --> 18:10.466 And, uh, they're generally just quite tedious people. 18:11.086 --> 18:12.027 Note to Hollywood. 18:12.167 --> 18:12.387 Yeah? 18:12.747 --> 18:14.648 So can you just put that under the ash note there? 18:14.668 --> 18:16.128 Put it under the note to Hollywood. 18:16.429 --> 18:16.909 Criminals. 18:17.349 --> 18:18.710 Stop glamorizing. 18:18.990 --> 18:19.270 Yeah. 18:20.150 --> 18:21.091 Do it more accurately. 18:21.151 --> 18:22.411 Do it through, says. 18:22.912 --> 18:23.372 Stop it. 18:23.632 --> 18:24.232 They're boring. 18:24.452 --> 18:24.773 Okay. 18:25.273 --> 18:28.274 Now it's time to chase some pavements here on BBC 6 Music. 18:28.314 --> 18:28.915 This is Adele. 18:29.035 --> 18:29.635 Have you got a stamp? 18:29.975 --> 18:31.336 Yeah, here you go. 18:31.356 --> 18:31.816 Thanks. 18:33.479 --> 18:35.481 That's a Dell with chasing pavements. 18:36.061 --> 18:37.723 That's a that is that a big hit that one? 18:37.823 --> 18:38.623 Yeah, that's a big hit. 18:38.683 --> 18:43.628 I heard that on Capitol radio this morning, which is a London's mass market radio station. 18:43.668 --> 18:46.890 So it's definitely broken through to the mainstream there. 18:47.111 --> 18:53.356 Definitely, you know, are you suggesting it's time for it to maybe leave six music and go on to a little bit because we're mainstream. 18:53.456 --> 18:55.719 We're trying to cater for the margins here, you know? 18:55.780 --> 18:58.403 And the margins get very upset and vocal sometimes. 18:58.424 --> 18:59.585 They get scribbled in the whole time. 18:59.806 --> 19:00.787 Exactly, doodled. 19:01.027 --> 19:04.012 People go around, they just do a doodle right there in the margin. 19:04.773 --> 19:05.114 Was it? 19:05.574 --> 19:06.636 Is there a band called The Margins? 19:06.696 --> 19:07.357 Oh, I don't know! 19:07.437 --> 19:07.798 Was it? 19:10.509 --> 19:14.110 For a moment, I saw you as you would look like if you were a tramp. 19:15.010 --> 19:15.430 Or that! 19:15.590 --> 19:18.851 Well, I'm heavily bearded at the moment, so that's not very hard to do. 19:18.871 --> 19:19.712 That should be a bank or the margins. 19:19.732 --> 19:20.952 That'd be a good name, someone can nick that. 19:21.172 --> 19:22.773 You know what happened to me this week, right? 19:22.833 --> 19:27.414 Which has nearly happened to me a number of times, that I've always just avoided it at the last minute. 19:27.994 --> 19:34.523 I ordered a DVD from the internet and it took a couple of weeks to arrive and it turned out... From America? 19:35.224 --> 19:41.793 From the Americans and it's a two DVD set of interviews with Charles Bukowski I mentioned before there. 19:42.214 --> 19:43.395 Very interesting stuff. 19:44.116 --> 19:49.280 But the DVD case, right, the little teeth thing that hold the disc in place. 19:49.300 --> 19:49.900 There's a name for that. 19:50.661 --> 19:51.701 Yeah, I don't know what it is. 19:51.721 --> 19:52.622 Someone will tell us. 19:53.262 --> 19:55.464 The spindle, the teeth, I don't know what you would call it. 19:56.024 --> 19:59.446 Anyway, you know how sometimes there's a little technique that's required. 19:59.466 --> 20:01.248 It's not as easy as just popping it out. 20:01.528 --> 20:07.432 You have to maybe push down in the center in order to release the DVD, or maybe you have to squeeze the... 20:08.112 --> 20:09.173 somehow pinched it in some way. 20:09.453 --> 20:10.174 I tried all this. 20:10.414 --> 20:14.918 None of it was working and then in my frustration I just yanked the sides of the disc. 20:15.358 --> 20:15.718 It broke. 20:16.299 --> 20:16.919 It snapped. 20:16.959 --> 20:17.620 It snapped. 20:18.180 --> 20:20.622 As I was pulling it out of there. 20:20.743 --> 20:23.144 And then you think, this is not right. 20:23.625 --> 20:26.587 This is, you know, this design is bad. 20:26.607 --> 20:29.009 Did you do a Bukowski-esque howl of rage? 20:29.029 --> 20:35.735 Yeah, I went and I got really drunk at the way Charles Bukowski would have done for the rest of the day and wrote some poems about it. 20:36.275 --> 20:41.779 But it was depressing and, you know, you got all the trouble of ordering the thing and you think, this is wrong. 20:42.299 --> 20:44.001 So much of the world is like this now. 20:44.381 --> 20:48.664 It's over-designed to the extent that it's just become totally self-defeating. 20:48.684 --> 20:50.305 Do you have to say, has that ever happened to you? 20:50.325 --> 20:52.086 You've actually bust the thing, pulling it out? 20:52.167 --> 20:53.708 No, because I think there's a way to do it. 20:53.848 --> 21:00.212 Well, obviously, but I was, you know, I was saying before I tried all the different ways, the squeezing and the teasing and the pinching and the... Yeah. 21:00.793 --> 21:01.653 And none of it happened. 21:01.693 --> 21:02.214 Did you twist? 21:03.194 --> 21:04.235 Well... Rotate? 21:04.255 --> 21:04.976 Did you rotate the desk? 21:04.996 --> 21:07.899 Oh, well, what good would rotating her didn't screw in and out? 21:08.219 --> 21:08.920 Maybe it did. 21:09.180 --> 21:09.540 Maybe it did. 21:09.580 --> 21:11.302 Maybe it's a new American technique. 21:11.562 --> 21:12.523 Oh, my lord. 21:12.924 --> 21:13.484 I don't know. 21:14.505 --> 21:15.146 It's depressing. 21:15.466 --> 21:16.908 Excuse me, I did a little belts there. 21:17.208 --> 21:20.431 Put it this way, I think it's probably your fault, not the DVD packages. 21:20.451 --> 21:21.512 So I can't sue anybody? 21:21.532 --> 21:22.854 Mmm, probably not. 21:23.314 --> 21:24.095 Oh, that's a shame. 21:24.115 --> 21:25.116 Have you ever sued anyone? 21:27.443 --> 21:31.205 being good if you said yes though then we could have a little story about it. 21:31.465 --> 21:31.765 Oh well. 21:32.226 --> 21:50.635 Listen, coming up soon is going to be Text the Nation time, the most important part of the show where we ask you a question of national significance, you text us and we of course collate the information and send it to the relevant government department who then issue a piece of carefully considered policy and lawmaking based upon it. 21:51.195 --> 21:51.696 That's right. 21:51.996 --> 21:53.637 Gordon Brown deals with it mainly. 21:53.657 --> 21:54.377 It's not true. 21:54.717 --> 21:56.758 Now, here's a free music choice. 21:56.798 --> 21:58.019 This is one of yours, Joe Cornish. 21:58.039 --> 22:04.302 Yeah, this is also from the compilation put together by the Soupy Poopy Furry Animals bassist. 22:04.822 --> 22:06.643 I keep going on about this, I apologise. 22:06.723 --> 22:08.023 It's called the Furry Selection. 22:08.063 --> 22:12.225 It's a compilation of kind of classic dub reggae type business. 22:12.706 --> 22:14.907 And this is one of my favourite ones off of that. 22:14.967 --> 22:16.027 It's by Susan Cadogan. 22:16.367 --> 22:17.308 It's called Do It, Baby. 22:19.616 --> 22:20.398 Text the nation! 22:20.498 --> 22:21.561 Text, text, text! 22:21.661 --> 22:22.403 Text the nation! 22:22.463 --> 22:23.446 What if I don't want to? 22:23.687 --> 22:24.409 Text the nation! 22:24.529 --> 22:25.531 But I'm using email! 22:25.692 --> 22:26.414 Is that a problem? 22:26.454 --> 22:27.276 It doesn't matter, text! 22:29.614 --> 22:51.090 yes it's the nation's favorite feature text the nation and before that you heard a session track there that was recorded for the janice long show on the 20th of february 1985 it was furniture with brilliant minds not the not the nation's favorite feature what is it i'm just being the small print that's fine oh i see i see yeah but it's not it's not provable they can never get us for that 22:51.869 --> 23:05.514 really no no it's a lie and they're not tolerated at the big british yeah how could they disprove it how could they we could we could do a survey and most of the nation would not be aware of that feature i didn't realize you were going to pull out a survey 23:06.010 --> 23:07.552 Yeah, they could easily do a survey. 23:07.712 --> 23:09.334 They're always doing surveys. 23:09.434 --> 23:11.897 Most of the news is generated by stupid surveys. 23:12.178 --> 23:13.199 Forgot about the survey. 23:13.219 --> 23:17.804 That was the one chink in my armour and you just went in there and mentioned the survey. 23:18.605 --> 23:22.831 Don't forget as well that we are going to be putting up the Text-to-Nation jingle. 23:23.691 --> 23:45.671 the website someone emailed or got in touch during the week and said where is the website how do you get to the website and you get it on you get there on your phone says Jude how do you what do you dial in internet on your phone you go to the sick you go to the BBC mobile site BBC access the six music website on your phone 23:47.299 --> 23:48.360 Yeah, let's not get into it. 23:48.740 --> 23:49.620 Well, people want to know. 23:49.820 --> 23:52.622 Yeah, but they can find out from better sources than you and Jude. 23:52.642 --> 23:54.483 I don't know if they can. 23:54.503 --> 23:55.844 I'm not convinced by either of you. 23:55.864 --> 23:56.984 I mean, you don't know anything. 23:57.044 --> 23:57.224 No. 23:57.805 --> 24:00.426 She's away from the mic and she barely knows. 24:00.466 --> 24:02.807 But I'm trying, at least I'm trying to spark debate. 24:02.927 --> 24:03.568 What are you doing? 24:04.128 --> 24:10.211 I'm just encouraging things to move forward towards the theme of this week's Text the Nation, the nation's favorite thing. 24:10.591 --> 24:21.596 Now this is inspired by a trip I had to Sticky Fingers, which is a restaurant in London's Kensington District owned by the former Rolling Stones bassist Bill Wyman. 24:21.636 --> 24:22.597 He was the bassist, right? 24:23.297 --> 24:25.218 He wasn't like, I'm just checking. 24:25.738 --> 24:28.240 You know, sometimes these things sort of slip your mind. 24:28.980 --> 24:30.181 Yeah, I'm pretty sure he was the bassist. 24:30.561 --> 24:35.924 And Sticky Fingers, as far as I'm aware, has been around for at least 20 years or something. 24:35.964 --> 24:40.467 It was there at the beginning of the 80s in the kind of theme restaurant boom. 24:41.487 --> 24:43.689 You know, it sort of started with 24:44.529 --> 24:50.254 Um, have the Hard Rock Cafe and then of course in the 90s you had Planet Hollywood and places like that. 24:50.274 --> 24:57.440 But Sticky Fingers, he got in there fairly early with the whole thing, you know, when it was still fairly unfashionable and ludicrous for a pop star to be doing that sort of thing. 24:57.460 --> 25:01.844 Yeah, I suppose it's always been traditional for famous people when they retire to open restaurants. 25:01.884 --> 25:02.144 Yeah. 25:02.264 --> 25:03.165 And hold court. 25:03.485 --> 25:04.807 It's what Rocky Balboa did. 25:04.827 --> 25:05.327 That's right. 25:05.808 --> 25:15.641 In the film rocky Balboa haven't seen that yet stood around looking like a brick wall boring stories about things that never happened Yeah, cuz he's fictional but then the restaurant was fictional as well. 25:15.701 --> 25:17.904 So why am I complaining sounds great? 25:18.345 --> 25:18.625 Really? 25:18.765 --> 25:20.668 I've got to see that I love fictional restaurants 25:21.088 --> 25:24.171 Uh, so you know, have you ever mean a Sticky Fingers? 25:24.391 --> 25:26.472 I don't think I have, certainly not for years and years and years. 25:26.492 --> 25:28.694 It's like a burger joint, it's very similar to the Hard Rock Cafe. 25:28.714 --> 25:35.840 It's classy American food, but well, high quality burgers, and presumably it's got Rolling Stones memorabilia all over the walls. 25:35.860 --> 25:36.000 Does it? 25:36.020 --> 25:36.821 Has it got anything good? 25:38.102 --> 25:42.365 Uh, it's got some wacky posters, and it's got various guitars that you would cover. 25:42.385 --> 25:43.366 What would you kind of want? 25:43.546 --> 25:45.628 You'd want stuff, Naked Ladies. 25:46.689 --> 25:49.471 Uh, you'd want drugs, uh, paraphernalia. 25:49.491 --> 25:49.912 Right, right. 25:49.932 --> 25:50.352 Wouldn't you? 25:50.452 --> 25:50.912 I guess so. 25:51.113 --> 25:54.596 Uh, you'd want, I don't know, some dead groupies. 25:54.676 --> 25:56.397 Little bits of mix, body. 25:56.417 --> 25:57.978 Died and was overdosed in the 70s. 25:58.179 --> 25:59.340 That kind of thing. 25:59.500 --> 26:03.283 You'd want them, the available members of the band, in glass cases. 26:03.483 --> 26:04.224 I got one of them. 26:04.844 --> 26:05.125 Did you? 26:05.485 --> 26:06.146 Bill Wyman. 26:06.306 --> 26:06.847 He was there. 26:06.887 --> 26:07.568 He was there. 26:07.728 --> 26:08.008 Wow. 26:08.108 --> 26:08.869 He turned around. 26:08.889 --> 26:11.893 It was a very quiet Monday afternoon that we went along. 26:12.574 --> 26:14.196 And this is with the children. 26:14.216 --> 26:15.718 We took them out for a treat. 26:16.259 --> 26:18.682 And they were up for a burger. 26:18.702 --> 26:19.724 So we went and had the burger. 26:19.864 --> 26:20.705 Quite disgusting. 26:23.546 --> 26:49.020 It was ranked despite the fact that the restaurant has been rated as like one of the top really burger purveyors in London anyway, maybe it was an off day, but we Turned round and suddenly there was bill standing there and because I was thinking to myself I bet bill doesn't come here and eat this this stuff I turn round and there he was standing there with his children mind you does he have teeth I 26:49.920 --> 26:50.982 Did he just mash it up? 26:52.664 --> 26:53.485 Like a tortoise. 26:53.505 --> 26:57.189 Someone mashes it up for him and then he has it through a straw. 26:57.529 --> 26:58.490 No, he's in good shape, man. 26:58.530 --> 26:59.411 He's in good shape. 26:59.451 --> 27:00.252 Is he in good shape? 27:00.312 --> 27:01.133 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 27:01.193 --> 27:02.735 He was looking pretty good, actually, yeah. 27:03.075 --> 27:04.177 So I was impressed by that. 27:04.557 --> 27:12.545 Anyway, it got me thinking, like, maybe the whole theme restaurant thing should be due for a bit of a revival, because there haven't been too many. 27:12.565 --> 27:16.068 You know, the last one I can think of was the Model Cafe, which was a bit of a disaster. 27:16.328 --> 27:17.249 Yeah. 27:17.289 --> 27:20.732 With Naomi Campbell and Elmer Furson, wasn't it? 27:20.772 --> 27:21.032 Yeah. 27:21.373 --> 27:22.494 I hope Elmer Fudd. 27:23.214 --> 27:23.555 Nice. 27:23.755 --> 27:24.636 Yeah, very good. 27:26.497 --> 27:33.242 So we were wondering, listeners, if you could come up with some ideas for more contemporaneous yin restaurants for celebrities. 27:33.362 --> 27:41.308 We'd like you to think of a celebrity, think of the name of the, the nim of the restaurant, what food they would serve and how they would decorate it. 27:41.328 --> 27:43.030 For instance, Steven Spielberg had one, didn't he? 27:43.490 --> 27:44.070 In Hollywood. 27:44.290 --> 27:44.591 Did he? 27:44.751 --> 27:45.451 Yeah, he had one. 27:45.511 --> 27:46.431 It was called Dive! 27:46.611 --> 27:49.633 It didn't really connect to anything he'd done. 27:49.973 --> 27:55.015 Maybe it connected to Sequest DSV, his executive-produced, stupid submarine thing. 27:55.135 --> 27:58.216 He would have thought that he could have gone for so much else, apart from that. 27:58.337 --> 28:00.778 Well, in Dive, it was like you were in a submarine. 28:00.818 --> 28:00.998 Yes. 28:01.358 --> 28:05.119 And then every 15-20 minutes, it went Dive! 28:05.240 --> 28:05.760 Dive! 28:05.860 --> 28:06.260 Dive! 28:06.480 --> 28:08.601 and water all filled up in the windows. 28:08.701 --> 28:11.121 Oh my lordy, I've got another fun fact about that restaurant. 28:11.541 --> 28:17.303 Thomas Dolby created music for it to be playing in the restaurant. 28:17.323 --> 28:18.343 I'm pretty sure about that. 28:18.423 --> 28:20.584 There's one in London called the Rainforest Cafe, isn't there? 28:20.604 --> 28:23.185 Where there's a kind of a storm and gorillas. 28:23.245 --> 28:24.445 That's not celebrity based. 28:24.665 --> 28:25.366 Not really, no. 28:25.726 --> 28:28.749 We want ideas for specifically celebrity-based things. 28:28.789 --> 28:29.850 So you've got Bill Wyman. 28:30.110 --> 28:31.672 Obviously, he's gone for Sticky Fingers. 28:31.952 --> 28:34.134 That's the name of a Rolling Stones track, isn't it? 28:34.154 --> 28:34.214 Yes. 28:34.354 --> 28:35.035 I'm pretty sure. 28:35.595 --> 28:37.617 And it's good because it ties into food. 28:37.817 --> 28:39.199 He's got all his bases covered there. 28:39.259 --> 28:44.503 He's got good old American food, you know, burgers, rock and roll food, that kind of thing. 28:44.524 --> 28:45.985 He's got his memorabilia on the walls. 28:46.465 --> 28:48.227 So that's the kind of thing we're after. 28:48.347 --> 28:50.389 But different celebrity versions thereof. 28:50.549 --> 28:51.810 Yeah, text 64046. 28:52.371 --> 28:57.575 If you're listening to this on Listen Again, you can email adamandjo.sixmusicatbbc.co.uk. 28:57.815 --> 29:01.979 There'll be no prize and no competitive element to text the nation whatsoever. 29:02.159 --> 29:03.560 We scorn competition here. 29:03.580 --> 29:04.000 We hate it. 29:04.020 --> 29:04.421 We hate it. 29:04.441 --> 29:05.121 Everybody is equal. 29:05.221 --> 29:06.663 Everyone hates competition. 29:06.683 --> 29:07.443 There's no best one. 29:07.463 --> 29:09.345 There's no absolute point to it whatsoever. 29:10.266 --> 29:13.068 Now it's time, ladies and gentlemen, for some more great music. 29:13.108 --> 29:14.109 Here's the cardigans. 29:14.629 --> 29:16.811 Ah yes, the Cardigans with my favourite game. 29:17.411 --> 29:19.473 That was the one with the lady in the car. 29:19.753 --> 29:20.574 She has a crash. 29:21.514 --> 29:23.336 Mmm, she flies out of the car. 29:24.176 --> 29:25.257 Ooh, onto the road. 29:25.918 --> 29:26.578 It's exciting. 29:27.019 --> 29:28.279 Does that happen in the video? 29:28.299 --> 29:29.000 Don't you remember that one? 29:29.020 --> 29:29.520 No. 29:29.680 --> 29:30.881 It's a classic video, is it? 29:30.961 --> 29:31.682 Nina Person. 29:31.702 --> 29:33.383 Ah, I like that name. 29:33.703 --> 29:35.004 You know, Nina Person. 29:35.185 --> 29:38.167 It's like being called George Man or something. 29:38.760 --> 29:40.782 Oh, I watched The Invasion this week. 29:40.923 --> 29:41.403 Well done. 29:41.583 --> 29:45.127 It's a film with Nicole Kidman and Craig Fairbrass. 29:45.307 --> 29:47.129 What's the name of the guy that plays James Bond? 29:47.670 --> 29:48.691 It's Craig Fairbrass. 29:49.172 --> 29:50.113 Anthony Stojkins. 29:50.133 --> 29:50.814 Anthony Daniels. 29:51.374 --> 29:52.355 Jeremy Stojkins. 29:52.435 --> 29:54.137 Yeah, Tony Stojkins. 29:54.818 --> 29:55.959 Douglas Craig. 29:56.340 --> 29:56.900 Big head. 29:57.481 --> 29:58.242 What's he called? 29:58.722 --> 29:59.983 Daniel Craig. 30:00.223 --> 30:00.764 There you go. 30:01.224 --> 30:03.146 The Invasion's a film what went wrong. 30:03.567 --> 30:11.955 It was originally directed by Herschel Gordon-Lewis, Michael Herschel, the guy that did, what was it called? 30:12.115 --> 30:14.157 We're pretty on top of all the facts today. 30:14.177 --> 30:14.938 The one about Hitler. 30:16.059 --> 30:16.580 Downfall. 30:16.820 --> 30:17.620 Downfall, right? 30:17.660 --> 30:24.005 Yeah, he did that and he got headhunted by Hollywood and given a big remake of Invasion of the Body Snatchers to make. 30:24.505 --> 30:37.995 Then it all went wrong, he started making a more serious film than the Hollywood suits wanted, so they booted him off and bought in the Wacka Wacka Kowski brothers to try and zip it up a bit, the creators of The Matrix. 30:38.675 --> 30:44.757 They shot some new stuff, uh, used some innovative editing techniques to try and give it a bit of vim and pep. 30:44.917 --> 30:48.599 Are they still using their little, uh, bullet-time stuff in there? 30:48.699 --> 30:54.041 No, their tactic for livening up the invasion is it's about a virus, as every film is these days. 30:54.541 --> 31:04.445 But, uh, their tactic for livening it up is every time anyone mentions the virus, they go schwoooosh into the person's head and schwoooosh into their bloodstream. 31:06.686 --> 31:15.754 And you see the globules of virus and then it goes Out of their heads again Yeah, and they also cut forward in time. 31:15.774 --> 31:16.514 Mm-hmm. 31:16.795 --> 31:28.044 They they intercut little moments from scenes like what who just to get you confused and excited and the moments work the moments that are in The future are they instead of desaturated and slightly blue? 31:28.224 --> 31:29.906 No, no, no, they don't do anything. 31:29.966 --> 31:30.486 It's all wrong 31:30.566 --> 31:37.249 but it nevertheless has some pretty good bits in it, where you can see the director's original intentions coming through. 31:37.609 --> 31:45.613 But my girlfriend and I became fascinated with Nicole Kidman's forehead, and Annabelle commented that it never moved. 31:45.753 --> 31:48.414 I had a big argument with someone about this the other day. 31:48.534 --> 31:49.354 And she's right. 31:49.575 --> 31:51.776 That's how she gets through Nicole Kidman films. 31:52.236 --> 31:56.498 She just watches the forehead, and there is absolutely zero movement from 31:57.378 --> 31:57.959 the eyebrows. 31:57.999 --> 32:01.081 But before you tell me your thing, I'll just finish this thought. 32:01.521 --> 32:12.749 So in the end, we did notice that in one scene, the left eyebrow raised very, very slightly, but it was down and then it cut away, then it cut back and it was up. 32:13.330 --> 32:22.977 So we think that they detach the eyebrows and that between takes, you know, they're raised, the left one's raised a bit if something awful's happening. 32:23.217 --> 32:24.518 Right, a little bit like stop motion. 32:24.558 --> 32:27.861 But this is why she plays robots and brainwash people the whole time. 32:27.881 --> 32:28.622 I see ladies, yeah. 32:29.082 --> 32:29.162 Mmm. 32:29.182 --> 32:31.764 Because she's got very little... No, absolutely no move facial range. 32:32.025 --> 32:34.947 Well, my friend's theory was that she's had a lot of surgery. 32:35.287 --> 32:35.748 Botox. 32:35.828 --> 32:37.429 And a lot of botox in there. 32:37.449 --> 32:39.351 And I said, no, not Kidman. 32:39.391 --> 32:40.192 She must have done it. 32:40.212 --> 32:41.312 She's a natural beauty. 32:41.533 --> 32:46.036 I've never seen less expression, but then we started looking at Craig Fairbrass' eyebrows. 32:46.077 --> 32:46.357 Yeah. 32:46.477 --> 32:47.177 Daniel Craig. 32:47.378 --> 32:48.058 John Donkins. 32:48.118 --> 32:48.358 Yeah. 32:49.159 --> 32:50.360 And they weren't moving either. 32:50.380 --> 32:51.361 Were they not? 32:51.521 --> 32:53.863 So maybe this is just how to be a great screen actor. 32:54.344 --> 32:56.786 To completely still face, they do say stillness, don't they? 32:56.886 --> 32:58.027 Absolutely, you gotta have the stillness. 32:58.047 --> 32:59.228 Completely still face, no expression. 32:59.488 --> 33:02.631 You see, Roger Moore, his eyebrows went up and down the whole time. 33:02.691 --> 33:02.911 Right. 33:03.031 --> 33:04.332 And he became a laughingstock. 33:04.372 --> 33:04.913 Exactly. 33:05.453 --> 33:08.374 No control over his eyebrows, but Kidman... To be a great actor. 33:08.394 --> 33:09.675 ... she micromanages the eyebrows. 33:09.695 --> 33:09.975 Yeah. 33:10.675 --> 33:11.675 That's impressive stuff. 33:11.975 --> 33:13.236 She's weird, isn't she, Kidman? 33:13.276 --> 33:21.859 I saw her in the Golden Compass the other day, and I guess she was pretty good, pretty well cast in that, because she plays a sort of Ice Queen person, you know? 33:21.879 --> 33:22.579 She's good at that. 33:22.719 --> 33:25.420 And that's about the limit of her abilities. 33:25.640 --> 33:25.960 Would you say? 33:25.980 --> 33:27.541 How many stinkers has she had in a row, though? 33:27.981 --> 33:29.082 She's had so many stinkers. 33:29.102 --> 33:30.223 We'll do some research. 33:30.263 --> 33:30.823 It does hurt. 33:30.843 --> 33:32.204 She's got a big stink trail. 33:32.264 --> 33:37.368 He's leaving a trail of stench behind her that surely must have some repercussions soon. 33:37.388 --> 33:38.208 Anyway. 33:38.228 --> 33:38.809 You would think. 33:39.549 --> 33:40.610 Here's some music for you. 33:40.650 --> 33:43.212 This is I Was a Cub Scout with Pink Squares. 33:47.975 --> 33:48.756 Text-a-nation. 33:48.856 --> 33:49.937 Text, text, text. 33:50.017 --> 33:50.757 Text-a-nation. 33:50.817 --> 33:51.778 What if I don't want to? 33:51.798 --> 33:52.799 Text-a-nation. 33:52.859 --> 33:53.859 But I'm using email. 33:54.040 --> 33:54.760 Is that a problem? 33:54.780 --> 33:55.361 It doesn't matter. 33:55.401 --> 33:55.641 Text. 33:58.106 --> 34:00.347 Text the Nation time, before that you heard. 34:00.427 --> 34:01.947 I was a Cub Scout with Pink Squares. 34:01.987 --> 34:08.629 This is Adam and Jo on BBC Six Music, and we have some of your suggestions for celebrity restaurants. 34:08.929 --> 34:10.130 Yes, Adam, thanks very much. 34:10.550 --> 34:12.070 Here are some of the texts that have just come in. 34:12.530 --> 34:13.231 Neil in Leeds. 34:13.411 --> 34:16.432 He's 68 minutes into his bed in... Is he? 34:16.452 --> 34:18.052 Yeah, that's pretty good, isn't it? 34:18.072 --> 34:18.772 Good job, man. 34:18.792 --> 34:20.413 I wish I was there with you, Neil in Leeds. 34:21.153 --> 34:21.433 Do you? 34:21.833 --> 34:22.154 Well, yeah. 34:22.174 --> 34:23.614 I mean, he sounds nice. 34:23.674 --> 34:24.895 I bet his bed's comfy. 34:24.915 --> 34:25.815 Hmm. 34:25.975 --> 34:32.258 You know, Gordon Ramsay could have a blue-coloured establishment where he sells, wait for it, FOOD! 34:32.939 --> 34:43.604 Whilst he swears indiscriminately at any and every poor soul who has the misfortune to cross his foul-mouthed path, he could call it Angry Gordon's Blue Resturant. 34:44.024 --> 34:44.504 Right. 34:44.724 --> 34:44.964 Nice. 34:45.024 --> 34:46.825 What is Ramsay's real restaurant called? 34:46.865 --> 34:48.226 Is it, uh... Clarities. 34:48.786 --> 34:49.306 Is it Claret? 34:49.346 --> 34:50.447 No, which one is it? 34:50.787 --> 34:52.148 It's called Globodyne. 34:52.588 --> 34:53.708 Globodyne. 34:54.009 --> 34:55.229 It's on a space station. 34:56.010 --> 34:56.330 Yeah. 34:56.930 --> 34:58.251 Welcome to Globodyne. 34:58.351 --> 34:59.911 And it's got robots in me. 34:59.931 --> 35:00.492 Sure it does. 35:00.512 --> 35:02.913 They've got lasers, they kill you if you don't like your food. 35:02.933 --> 35:06.315 There are topless girls with silver on them dancing in tubes with air. 35:06.375 --> 35:07.275 Robodyne. 35:07.335 --> 35:08.336 Jetting upwards from the world. 35:08.356 --> 35:09.676 I love that restaurant. 35:09.936 --> 35:12.778 That's the one in Outland, isn't it? 35:13.398 --> 35:13.618 What? 35:13.818 --> 35:17.260 If you could visit any science fictional restaurant, I'd visit the one in Outland. 35:17.580 --> 35:18.801 With girls in tubes? 35:18.861 --> 35:19.702 Yeah, baby. 35:19.802 --> 35:22.024 Are you not confusing that with Charlie and the Chocolate Factory? 35:22.204 --> 35:22.464 No. 35:22.804 --> 35:24.386 Augustus Gloop gonna come on. 35:24.566 --> 35:26.127 Someone out there will know what I'm talking about. 35:26.828 --> 35:27.328 Here's one. 35:27.689 --> 35:28.469 This was inevitable. 35:28.509 --> 35:29.490 This is an anonymous one. 35:29.911 --> 35:31.912 Come to Docherty's Junkie Food Restaurant. 35:31.932 --> 35:32.413 There you go. 35:32.873 --> 35:33.634 No food served. 35:33.714 --> 35:34.554 Rockstars don't eat. 35:34.975 --> 35:36.236 No memorabilia on the walls. 35:36.456 --> 35:36.957 Only blood. 35:37.517 --> 35:38.117 Yeah, nice. 35:38.298 --> 35:41.761 Because everyone's nicked all the memorabilia and sold it for crack, presumably. 35:42.554 --> 35:43.995 What about Dan in Birmingham? 35:44.475 --> 35:47.057 How about Oasis starts up a soup kitchen called? 35:47.137 --> 35:48.458 Do you want to roll with it? 35:48.978 --> 35:49.439 That's good. 35:49.459 --> 35:49.899 That's good. 35:49.959 --> 35:50.399 Come on. 35:50.419 --> 35:50.619 Good. 35:50.659 --> 35:51.280 That's good. 35:51.900 --> 35:52.401 I don't know. 35:52.781 --> 35:53.701 That's got a sort of Chris. 35:53.721 --> 35:54.622 Do you want to roll with it? 35:54.822 --> 35:55.763 I like that one. 35:55.983 --> 35:57.164 Who's that Dan in Birmingham? 35:57.264 --> 35:58.204 Yeah, Dan. 35:58.324 --> 36:00.126 If we had a prize, you'd get one. 36:00.186 --> 36:01.667 Hey, it's only the third text. 36:02.007 --> 36:04.669 Still, I don't believe it's going to get better than you want to roll with it. 36:05.529 --> 36:06.510 Steve in St. 36:08.598 --> 36:09.938 Is that a place called that? 36:10.198 --> 36:12.379 That's good, it's like Neo from The Matrix. 36:12.779 --> 36:17.961 The Kaiser Chiefs could open an all-you-can-eat curry house called Ruby Ruby Ruby Ruby's. 36:18.301 --> 36:18.581 Nice. 36:18.881 --> 36:20.181 Yeah, that is good, man. 36:20.201 --> 36:20.722 Let's get that. 36:21.202 --> 36:22.522 Well, it's the curry house connection. 36:22.642 --> 36:23.202 What do you think? 36:23.402 --> 36:24.063 Ruby Curry? 36:24.603 --> 36:25.543 Oh, is that a type of curry? 36:25.563 --> 36:26.403 Ruby Murray. 36:26.423 --> 36:27.324 I don't really eat curry. 36:28.104 --> 36:29.804 But here's another one from Rusty. 36:30.205 --> 36:35.486 Brad Pitt should open an all-you-can-eat buffet called The Bottomless Pitt. 36:35.986 --> 36:36.286 Nice. 36:36.306 --> 36:38.227 I like it, because he doesn't have much of a bottom. 36:38.647 --> 36:51.219 no oh you were thinking about it from quite a different angle i know it's like all you can eat but your stomach is a bottomless pit but the actual literal reading of the phrase would be bottomless pit yeah pit without a bottom 36:52.802 --> 36:58.307 And a wool shop called Pit Knits, where he can make and sell bottomless merch. 36:58.788 --> 36:59.108 That's nice. 36:59.128 --> 37:00.169 That's short for merchandise. 37:00.209 --> 37:00.950 That's from Rusty. 37:01.210 --> 37:01.710 Very good. 37:01.971 --> 37:02.431 That's good. 37:02.451 --> 37:04.113 He does have a very small bottom, doesn't he? 37:04.333 --> 37:05.054 In Thelma and Louise. 37:05.074 --> 37:05.754 Have we seen it? 37:05.794 --> 37:06.195 The bottom? 37:06.575 --> 37:07.616 In Thelma and Louise, you see his bottom. 37:07.656 --> 37:08.096 Is it nude? 37:08.397 --> 37:09.238 Yeah, I'm pretty sure. 37:09.698 --> 37:09.938 Really. 37:09.958 --> 37:10.459 It's nice. 37:11.460 --> 37:11.780 Is it? 37:11.860 --> 37:12.120 Yeah. 37:13.300 --> 37:20.267 Is it as nice as Michael Douglas' bottom in, um... Is it Basic Instinct where he... And it's like... You see his bottom in almost all his films, don't you? 37:20.287 --> 37:24.411 It's like two skin-coloured hot water bottles hung from a belt. 37:27.594 --> 37:27.834 Is it? 37:28.795 --> 37:29.476 I like it. 37:29.856 --> 37:31.057 Keep those coming in, please. 37:31.097 --> 37:32.538 The text number is 64046. 37:33.098 --> 37:37.762 Celebrity restaurants, the food they'd serve, and the decor and stuff. 37:37.782 --> 37:40.204 Can you say it with a little bit more enthusiasm, please? 37:40.224 --> 37:41.045 I'm just being cold. 37:41.085 --> 37:42.366 I was experiencing your soul. 37:42.466 --> 37:43.687 That's experiencing your soul. 37:43.727 --> 37:43.967 Is it? 37:44.687 --> 37:45.868 It's cool to be bored. 37:47.288 --> 37:50.389 Here's a track that I've chosen for you listeners. 37:50.709 --> 37:54.190 And this happens to be coming out this week, I think, as a single. 37:54.330 --> 37:57.011 And the album comes out later on in the month. 37:57.431 --> 37:58.812 And it's by a young lady. 37:58.892 --> 38:01.453 I think her name is pronounced tau. 38:01.773 --> 38:02.753 T-H-A-O. 38:02.853 --> 38:03.733 Maybe it's thou. 38:04.354 --> 38:06.494 And where is she from? 38:06.554 --> 38:06.955 I forget. 38:06.995 --> 38:08.495 But she's from America somewhere. 38:09.515 --> 38:10.876 And this is a really nice album. 38:11.736 --> 38:15.620 It's called something like The Bees and the Stings, or it's got bees in it. 38:16.020 --> 38:17.962 Anyway, this is the single from the album. 38:18.042 --> 38:18.642 I hope you enjoy it. 38:18.662 --> 38:19.643 This is Bag of Hammers. 38:19.923 --> 38:21.525 That was Tau or Thou. 38:21.605 --> 38:23.466 I don't know how you pronounce it, with Bag of Hammers. 38:23.566 --> 38:26.149 This is Adam and Joe here on BBC Six Music. 38:26.209 --> 38:26.929 It's trail time! 38:26.949 --> 38:28.631 I'll just make you happy as I go along. 38:28.951 --> 38:29.191 Yeah. 38:29.411 --> 38:33.355 That's another example of this new wave of music that's coming across from America. 38:33.455 --> 38:34.396 It's called Rap Hop. 38:34.736 --> 38:35.757 It's really exciting. 38:36.578 --> 38:37.619 Rhythm and Poetry. 38:38.479 --> 38:40.321 That's the Sugarhill Gang, of course, with rappers delight. 38:40.341 --> 38:42.223 This is Adam and Joe here on BBC Six Music. 38:42.523 --> 38:47.027 Yeah, so if Claire Scothern is listening, is that right? 38:47.707 --> 38:49.128 S-C-O-T-H-E-R-N. 38:49.969 --> 38:52.251 Claire Scothern, I'm not sure where you are. 38:52.451 --> 38:53.572 You're probably in your house. 38:54.433 --> 38:56.175 Can you see a man called Alan Hobbs? 38:56.835 --> 38:59.197 Have a look with your eyes around the place. 38:59.277 --> 39:02.619 You might spot a bloke called Alan Hobbs in your vicinity. 39:02.999 --> 39:06.942 He would like us to help him propose to you. 39:07.403 --> 39:08.804 He wants to marry you up. 39:09.184 --> 39:11.465 He wants to do the marriage thing. 39:11.746 --> 39:13.447 Marriage you all over the shops. 39:13.847 --> 39:16.469 And now listen, is she called Susan? 39:16.769 --> 39:17.049 Claire. 39:17.189 --> 39:17.490 Claire. 39:18.070 --> 39:19.751 That's not a good start, is it? 39:19.791 --> 39:20.551 It's a good question, though. 39:20.611 --> 39:21.552 Is she called Susan? 39:21.652 --> 39:22.452 No, she's not. 39:22.472 --> 39:23.033 She's got Claire. 39:23.053 --> 39:25.974 It's the kind of thing you've got to check before you go into the marriage. 39:26.014 --> 39:27.615 Make sure you get the right thing. 39:27.975 --> 39:29.196 If you think it's Susan, wrong. 39:29.236 --> 39:30.036 You shouldn't be getting married. 39:30.256 --> 39:30.717 It's Claire. 39:31.077 --> 39:34.138 Now, this is for the rest of your lives, okay? 39:34.378 --> 39:38.461 And I know celebrities as much time as you wish to blast her into space. 39:39.501 --> 39:41.602 I like using the Flash Gordon marriage vows. 39:41.642 --> 39:43.802 Listen, if you are going to blaster into space, that's one thing. 39:44.143 --> 39:54.786 But if it's just some smutty affair, or you just lose interest, or you're not prepared to do the work that goes into a successful marriage, then I don't want you to enter into this contract. 39:54.886 --> 39:57.607 Imagine then now, if they're listening to this, hopefully you are listening. 39:58.167 --> 40:00.428 He's just proposed all over your face. 40:01.148 --> 40:02.848 What are you going to do about that, Claire? 40:02.868 --> 40:05.809 This could either be... Maybe they're crying and hugging. 40:06.210 --> 40:07.470 Maybe they're punching each other. 40:08.651 --> 40:09.772 Maybe they're just confused. 40:09.792 --> 40:11.133 She's like, what? 40:11.153 --> 40:11.213 You? 40:12.174 --> 40:12.555 Who knows? 40:12.575 --> 40:14.056 They could just be awkward silence. 40:14.377 --> 40:17.560 How lovely of you to have asked us, Alan, to help you. 40:17.680 --> 40:20.262 And we're very pleased to help with that engagement. 40:20.583 --> 40:22.465 She doesn't know whether she says yes or no. 40:22.485 --> 40:23.005 Yeah, exactly. 40:23.025 --> 40:24.026 We'd like to hear about that. 40:24.066 --> 40:28.831 She might just be sort of staring off pretending she didn't hear, like really washing 40:28.831 --> 40:31.313 Well, congratulations, if you do say yes, and it's exciting, let us know what happened. 40:31.333 --> 40:31.653 Well done. 40:48.343 --> 40:50.065 We'd love to know how it all turned out. 40:50.285 --> 40:53.108 And if anyone else out there would like... Call us in 40 years. 40:53.268 --> 40:56.070 We'd like to... Yeah, exactly. 40:56.150 --> 40:59.674 You know, would like us to help out with any wedding proposals, that kind of thing. 40:59.754 --> 41:06.420 We could also marry you, I'm sure we could get the right paperwork to do all that marriage kind of stuff, you know, that wouldn't be a problem. 41:06.740 --> 41:07.481 I'm like a priest. 41:08.001 --> 41:11.845 It's time for the news now, here on 6 Music, read by Harvey Cook. 41:18.500 --> 41:21.301 Text the nation, text, text, text, text the nation. 41:21.341 --> 41:22.281 What if I don't want to? 41:22.301 --> 41:23.282 Text the nation. 41:23.382 --> 41:24.382 But I'm using email. 41:24.562 --> 41:25.282 Is that a problem? 41:25.302 --> 41:26.243 It doesn't matter, text! 41:28.523 --> 41:29.563 Text the nation time. 41:29.663 --> 41:32.764 Before that you heard, uh, teardrop explodes with reward. 41:32.804 --> 41:34.365 This is Adam and Jo on 6 Music. 41:35.603 --> 41:38.325 Max Ellis says, hello Adam and Jo. 41:39.046 --> 41:42.449 I'd like to visit a Radiohead themed restaurant called In Rainbows. 41:42.930 --> 41:48.715 The building would be a giant fibreglass rainbow trout and diners would have to dress in worm costumes. 41:49.335 --> 41:53.439 There would be piped ambient digesting noises to accompany the eating experience. 41:53.879 --> 41:56.361 Food would be weed based confections. 41:56.402 --> 41:57.843 What sort of a weed does he mean there? 41:58.343 --> 41:59.004 Garden weeds. 41:59.444 --> 42:02.006 Well, no, no, because you're under sea, right? 42:02.607 --> 42:03.367 Oh, seaweed. 42:03.407 --> 42:05.289 Yeah, so it's like in rainbows. 42:05.509 --> 42:06.470 I have to go back. 42:06.770 --> 42:07.030 Oh, yeah. 42:07.351 --> 42:10.693 He's building a bed for a five-year-old called Gulliver. 42:10.713 --> 42:11.234 That's a good name. 42:11.634 --> 42:12.175 Yeah. 42:12.275 --> 42:14.396 What do you think about that for the Radiohead restaurant? 42:14.416 --> 42:15.077 That's nice, man. 42:15.117 --> 42:15.758 It's elaborate. 42:16.138 --> 42:17.459 It's realistic as well. 42:18.140 --> 42:20.622 I'm sure that the band would be into that, definitely. 42:21.162 --> 42:21.722 Wouldn't you think? 42:22.043 --> 42:22.583 I don't know. 42:22.683 --> 42:24.865 I don't know as much about them as you do. 42:25.826 --> 42:26.987 I don't know much about them. 42:27.607 --> 42:29.289 But yeah, that's good, man. 42:29.329 --> 42:29.889 Who was that from? 42:30.189 --> 42:31.710 That was from Max Ellis. 42:32.131 --> 42:32.791 Well done, Max. 42:33.031 --> 42:33.692 Well done, Max. 42:34.532 --> 42:35.093 Here's another one. 42:35.133 --> 42:35.833 How about Pete? 42:35.893 --> 42:37.014 He's another Pete Dougherty one. 42:37.134 --> 42:37.395 Yeah. 42:37.595 --> 42:39.156 Have we not got any Amy Winehouse ones? 42:39.296 --> 42:39.956 Not yet, no. 42:40.057 --> 42:43.019 Pete Dougherty's cracker den serving a wide range of cheese and biscuits. 42:43.419 --> 42:44.480 I thought of that one as well. 42:44.540 --> 42:44.900 Did you? 42:45.441 --> 42:45.821 Oh, did I? 42:45.881 --> 42:46.202 No, no, no. 42:46.222 --> 42:47.603 I was thinking Jerry Seinfeld. 42:47.643 --> 42:48.804 He would have Wisecrackers. 42:49.004 --> 42:49.825 That's from Nice. 42:49.845 --> 42:50.866 That's from Andrew Thomas. 42:51.046 --> 42:52.387 That's all that would be on the menu. 42:52.407 --> 42:53.929 Here's one I like a lot from Mick Ailing. 42:54.830 --> 42:56.852 Stephen Hawking's food and physics restaurant. 42:57.292 --> 43:02.417 The diners sit in chairs just like Stephen's and order their food via his patented talking type pad. 43:03.097 --> 43:08.559 rather than the normal table-based dining experience, the diners drive around the restaurant, eating their meal from their labs. 43:09.199 --> 43:14.180 Every half an hour, the siren goes, then for five minutes, everyone charges around in a massive game of Dodrom's. 43:14.480 --> 43:15.341 Is that what Stephen Hawking does? 43:15.401 --> 43:15.841 I like that. 43:15.861 --> 43:16.901 I had Stephen Hawking on my list. 43:16.921 --> 43:17.961 I was thinking of... Wait! 43:18.341 --> 43:22.522 The restaurant would be called a brief history of THYME time. 43:22.583 --> 43:23.023 Nice! 43:23.063 --> 43:23.543 Nice! 43:24.483 --> 43:26.965 Love the show and my mum, says Mick Ayling. 43:27.145 --> 43:27.705 That's very good. 43:27.745 --> 43:28.706 All base is covered there. 43:29.126 --> 43:33.829 I was hoping that maybe someone would send in a suggestion for a Russell Crowe theme restaurant of some kind. 43:33.949 --> 43:34.490 What would that be? 43:34.550 --> 43:35.490 Well, I haven't got any ideas. 43:35.550 --> 43:39.193 I'm very, like, gruff, abusive, service. 43:39.353 --> 43:40.133 They'd be punch-ups. 43:40.313 --> 43:40.674 Exactly. 43:40.714 --> 43:45.397 You'd get slapped if you, you know, took too long to order, that kind of thing. 43:46.157 --> 43:47.698 Waiters would push you around. 43:47.958 --> 43:49.399 You'd say, hello, what are the specials? 43:49.519 --> 43:50.120 What do you want? 43:50.620 --> 43:51.540 Just hurry up, mate. 43:51.560 --> 43:52.341 I haven't got all day. 43:52.781 --> 43:53.421 That kind of thing. 43:53.641 --> 43:54.901 Would be like a lot of steak. 43:55.962 --> 43:56.302 You know? 43:56.742 --> 43:57.923 Very rare steak. 43:58.343 --> 44:01.804 Be a big, rare steak restaurant and you'd carry your knife around. 44:01.824 --> 44:04.685 I wonder what Kidman's theme restaurant would be like as well. 44:04.725 --> 44:05.525 I don't know. 44:06.165 --> 44:07.326 Any suggestions, listeners? 44:07.606 --> 44:09.046 Here's one from William Ross. 44:09.086 --> 44:09.506 I like this. 44:09.546 --> 44:10.787 It's a very stripped-down email. 44:10.867 --> 44:13.128 It says, uh, Pease Academy. 44:14.088 --> 44:16.589 Peas-based dinners served by Steve Guttenberg. 44:17.209 --> 44:19.369 Space, then the word, terminator. 44:20.149 --> 44:21.970 Space, then his name, Will. 44:35.453 --> 44:39.657 Foxtrot Oscar, because that's like saying F off. 44:40.358 --> 44:40.919 Oh, is it? 44:41.039 --> 44:41.459 Yes. 44:41.820 --> 44:43.581 That's brilliant. 44:43.761 --> 44:44.762 Well done, Ramsey. 44:44.782 --> 44:46.604 Is that all there is to his bag of tricks? 44:46.664 --> 44:47.185 Yep. 44:47.565 --> 44:48.786 More than we've got, I suppose. 44:48.807 --> 44:50.288 He's the swearing chef. 44:50.368 --> 44:51.469 He's got the Michelin stars, though. 44:51.489 --> 44:52.570 He didn't get those for swearing. 44:52.710 --> 44:53.131 Michelin. 44:56.273 --> 45:02.416 What would our theme restaurant be like? 45:02.436 --> 45:04.797 We'd just serve sour grapes, wouldn't we? 45:05.117 --> 45:07.459 No, we'd do combo platters, you know? 45:07.539 --> 45:09.640 Yeah, Adam and Jo, we'd be all about twinned up stuff. 45:09.660 --> 45:11.441 It'd be like children's food, maybe, wouldn't it? 45:11.481 --> 45:12.321 Yeah, that's right. 45:12.701 --> 45:13.041 Everything. 45:13.061 --> 45:13.862 It's for the very young. 45:13.882 --> 45:15.323 We need to think about that a bit. 45:15.403 --> 45:15.883 I'll take food. 45:16.483 --> 45:26.429 Keep those texts coming in, the text number is 64046, or you can email them at Adamandjo.6musicatpbc.co.uk, something like that. 45:26.629 --> 45:31.372 And now we are gonna unveil our new songs for this week's Song Wars after this next track. 45:31.452 --> 45:33.833 This is Feist, this is presumably her new single, is it? 45:34.273 --> 45:42.118 After the intoxicating one, two, three, four, this is an ad for an iPod, this one is called My Moon, My Man. 45:42.338 --> 45:43.299 It's time for Song! 45:44.179 --> 46:01.693 Wars, it is the song Wars, time for some song Wars, song, song, song, song It's a battle between two songs One song and two songs Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa 46:03.314 --> 46:10.438 are composed by a dementia themselves and inspired by a given theme. 46:10.458 --> 46:18.582 We play clips and the listeners choose which one they like and the winning song will be played at the end. 46:26.303 --> 46:28.645 Yeah, that was the original Song Wars jingle. 46:29.145 --> 46:32.067 Here's an email pertaining to it from Neil Littlejohns. 46:32.487 --> 46:38.391 Hi Adam and Jar, I seem to have a bit of a problem related to your original Song Wars song, based on the Star Wars theme. 46:38.831 --> 46:42.174 My flatmate and I are currently playing through Lego Star Wars, the complete saga together. 46:42.554 --> 46:49.599 After a friend of mine gave me the game for Christmas, the game makes very heavy use of the theme, but every time it plays, I can't help but sing the lyrics from your Song Wars theme. 46:50.319 --> 46:58.604 I don't, I don't particularly mind this, but I think my flatmate might be getting a little bit fed up with me singing songs, songs, songs, songs, songs, is that how it goes? 46:58.864 --> 46:59.384 All the time. 47:00.765 --> 47:02.046 That's fair enough, I would say. 47:02.586 --> 47:03.046 Stop it. 47:03.286 --> 47:03.967 That would be my advice. 47:04.007 --> 47:09.750 Do you think there is a way for me to disassociate the Song Wars lyrics from the Star Wars theme, or will I forever sing? 47:10.270 --> 47:11.211 You're discarded! 47:12.311 --> 47:14.213 Lyrics whenever I hear the theme. 47:14.913 --> 47:19.636 Well, you should write new lyrics yourself that would fit with the Star Wars theme, you know? 47:20.377 --> 47:26.181 Turn them into such an enjoyable little ditty that that will forever be what you sing when you hear the Star Wars theme. 47:26.301 --> 47:32.865 I mean, you know, before we crapped all over it, it was Star Wars, the Star Wars, right? 47:32.905 --> 47:34.286 That's what you would sing for yourself. 47:34.326 --> 47:34.567 Yeah. 47:34.787 --> 47:34.967 Yeah. 47:35.447 --> 47:36.908 That was the official lyrics of Star Wars. 47:36.948 --> 47:40.371 Hey, have you checked out the Family Guy version of Star Wars? 47:40.732 --> 47:41.752 No, I'm boycotting that. 47:41.913 --> 47:42.153 Really? 47:42.213 --> 47:42.453 Why? 47:42.913 --> 47:43.974 I'm not a big Family Guy. 47:44.154 --> 47:45.295 Neither am I, but that's funny. 47:45.496 --> 47:45.616 Is it? 47:45.676 --> 47:46.476 It's worth downloading. 47:46.496 --> 47:47.317 There's some funny bits. 47:47.557 --> 47:47.798 Right. 47:47.958 --> 47:49.499 I pop them in my head out of the window. 47:50.059 --> 47:52.982 Yeah, you can't tell that that's funny, but in context, it's very funny. 47:53.402 --> 47:53.723 Yeah. 47:53.743 --> 47:54.463 Yeah, I recommend it. 47:54.503 --> 47:55.764 Don't pay any money for it. 47:56.024 --> 47:56.205 No. 47:56.845 --> 47:58.366 Just watch it on YouTube. 47:58.406 --> 47:59.427 Borrow it from a friend. 47:59.487 --> 48:03.411 Borrow it from a friend whose name you don't know who lives on the other side of the world who's got a computer. 48:05.311 --> 48:08.832 Here's another quick song wars related email. 48:08.872 --> 48:14.073 Hi Adam and Joe, last week you read out a text from my sister Lily where she complained about Joe's alleged cheating on song wars. 48:14.413 --> 48:18.334 Since she heard her name on the radio, she's been walking around like she's Queen Latifah. 48:20.514 --> 48:26.915 Can you please read this out to prove that you'll read any old rubbish and help reset the siblingly balance of power? 48:27.736 --> 48:28.336 That's from Nick. 48:28.556 --> 48:29.236 Yes, I did it. 48:30.756 --> 48:32.117 Uh, maybe she is Queen Latifah. 48:32.257 --> 48:32.817 You ever think of that? 48:32.857 --> 48:34.498 How does Queen Latifah walk anyway? 48:34.818 --> 48:35.698 She's certainly sassy. 48:35.718 --> 48:36.478 She's got a big booty. 48:36.758 --> 48:40.020 Yeah, you know, she wonders around as if she owns the whole area. 48:40.060 --> 48:41.220 Yeah, she's a queen after all. 48:41.300 --> 48:41.800 Exactly. 48:41.840 --> 48:42.740 Queen of the Latifah's. 48:43.001 --> 48:43.861 Only she was the queen. 48:44.429 --> 48:48.330 If only she was, there'd be a whole lot more booty-shaking going on in Da Palace. 48:48.450 --> 48:55.492 And Wills and Harry, they would be more... Or would they be more... They're like that already, though, aren't they? 48:55.672 --> 48:56.952 Okay, so song wars this week. 48:57.052 --> 49:04.114 Now, the theme, correct me if I'm wrong, Joe, but it's certainly what I constructed my song about, was instructional songs for children. 49:04.494 --> 49:08.738 Yeah, I've got the original email here somewhere, but I'm... We sort of deviated from that email somewhat. 49:08.798 --> 49:13.462 Someone suggested last week a kind of Danny Elfman thing for children. 49:13.483 --> 49:15.004 Yeah, here we go. 49:15.064 --> 49:16.686 We haven't really stuck to the Danny Elfman thing. 49:16.706 --> 49:16.806 James. 49:16.906 --> 49:18.327 James Houston from Scotland. 49:18.367 --> 49:21.930 Why not have a song wars in the style of a Danny Elfman-ish Disney song for kids? 49:22.651 --> 49:25.692 talking through some of the more mature themes that you've discussed in your feature today. 49:26.112 --> 49:28.393 So we kind of, yeah, we strayed from that a bit. 49:28.693 --> 49:31.474 We settled on instructional children's songs, right? 49:31.654 --> 49:31.934 Yes. 49:32.314 --> 49:36.316 So songs for children that have some element of sort of educational elements. 49:36.356 --> 49:37.396 And yours is 40 minutes. 49:37.876 --> 49:38.817 It's 40 minutes. 49:38.877 --> 49:39.497 No, it's not. 49:39.697 --> 49:39.937 It's like 150. 49:39.977 --> 49:39.937 150. 49:40.117 --> 49:40.277 Is it? 49:43.959 --> 49:45.100 147? 49:43.979 --> 49:45.100 147, yes. 49:45.140 --> 49:46.201 Quite long, is it? 49:46.461 --> 49:50.424 Well, you see, I got some very negative reactions for going over the two-minute mark last week. 49:50.804 --> 49:52.326 Ooh, lordy, people didn't like that. 49:52.346 --> 49:52.826 Not from me. 49:52.966 --> 49:54.467 So, no, no, no, you were nice about it. 49:54.507 --> 50:02.674 But I rained myself in and I went back to the, what I consider to be the core of the song wars ethos, which is something very short, pithy. 50:02.714 --> 50:03.775 I went for the one-minuter. 50:03.915 --> 50:08.158 I actually used a backing track from GarageBand this time. 50:08.639 --> 50:09.879 So the whole thing is all... 50:10.760 --> 50:11.920 You shouldn't even admit that, should I? 50:11.960 --> 50:20.823 But I did some... So it's not composed, it's sort of... Yeah, it's ready-made, but it's one that you used before yourself, actually. 50:20.843 --> 50:21.163 Did I? 50:21.223 --> 50:21.703 Yeah, yeah. 50:22.063 --> 50:27.105 You used it for the... You did your stadium bowie thing for... Oh, the meatballs. 50:27.145 --> 50:27.925 Meatballs, yeah. 50:27.945 --> 50:29.426 Is that allowed? 50:29.546 --> 50:30.266 Yeah, that's allowed. 50:30.566 --> 50:33.547 Anything's allowed musical-wise, musical construction-wise. 50:33.847 --> 50:37.168 It's just bringing in more than one song that is not allowed. 50:38.068 --> 50:55.954 um clearly so uh so anyway shall i play mine first i'm why not i'm not i'm not for it i'm pretty not confident you know i've got used to the whole world of uh lucid don't start now because what what you know i said you're making and then made a note a noise yeah yeah yeah we know what that means 50:56.754 --> 51:02.998 We know it means that I'm not allowed to say absolutely anything because you think it'll prejudice the vote, even though I'm doomed to lose every week anyway. 51:03.578 --> 51:04.859 You're doing very well. 51:04.899 --> 51:06.260 It's like 4-6, isn't it? 51:06.440 --> 51:06.920 Or something? 51:06.940 --> 51:07.541 No, it's not 4-6. 51:07.641 --> 51:08.081 Isn't it? 51:08.301 --> 51:08.441 No. 51:08.842 --> 51:10.883 It's 7-3 or something like that. 51:11.703 --> 51:12.324 It's more like 8-3. 51:12.384 --> 51:13.224 Is it 8-3? 51:13.264 --> 51:14.625 Yeah. 51:15.065 --> 51:16.246 Anyway, so here is my song. 51:16.286 --> 51:21.149 This is an instructional song for children and it's about... Well, it's fairly self-explanatory. 51:21.189 --> 51:22.550 It's called Toothpaste Brush. 51:23.855 --> 51:52.252 Every morning you should get a little toothpaste And pop it on the bristles on your brush Then get to work with the brush and the toothpaste Cleaning off the dirt no need to rush I care so much for the health of my gums and teeth That I have a brushing session after eating every meal And I also use some floss and some mouthwash 51:53.101 --> 51:56.964 And perhaps an incidental brush, defending how I feel. 51:57.184 --> 52:04.350 Apart from cutting down on expensive, dim-cheese bills, this routine keeps my breath smelling nice. 52:05.611 --> 52:10.115 And of course I have to say that there's nothing worse than to decay. 52:10.215 --> 52:12.617 Look out for your teeth, that's my advice. 52:13.954 --> 52:17.716 An electric toothbrush is what dentists recommend. 52:18.016 --> 52:21.138 Just go easy or you'll mess up the enamel. 52:22.039 --> 52:23.319 Come on meatballs! 52:23.880 --> 52:24.160 Sorry. 52:25.981 --> 52:29.143 No, well, you know, I think I was a little more adventurous with that track. 52:29.163 --> 52:30.203 That was good, that was good. 52:30.503 --> 52:31.784 Than you were with your meatballs. 52:31.844 --> 52:32.104 Yeah. 52:32.144 --> 52:32.985 Bowie yodeling one. 52:33.405 --> 52:36.167 But anyway, there you go, that's Adam Buxton's one, toothpaste brush. 52:36.187 --> 52:37.448 What have you got for us, Joe Cornish? 52:37.829 --> 52:41.211 I've got a song designed to teach kids right from wrong. 52:41.612 --> 52:42.993 Oh my lord, that's a big subject. 52:43.133 --> 52:43.453 It is. 52:43.993 --> 52:46.736 You know people always complaining that kids don't know right from wrong? 52:46.796 --> 52:49.197 They've forgotten the distinction between right or wrong. 52:49.258 --> 52:49.738 These days. 52:49.978 --> 52:51.980 That yeah, they're doing some really upsetting things. 52:52.040 --> 52:55.282 They're crossing lines that kids might not have crossed in the past. 52:55.482 --> 52:55.723 Right. 52:56.463 --> 52:58.484 And they've just forgotten right from wrong. 52:58.725 --> 52:59.185 Okay, good. 52:59.225 --> 53:00.206 So you're gonna sort that out for them? 53:00.226 --> 53:00.806 I'm gonna fix that. 53:00.966 --> 53:01.286 Excellent. 53:01.306 --> 53:02.527 It's a bit strong this song. 53:02.727 --> 53:02.967 Is it? 53:03.227 --> 53:05.269 Yeah, it's a bit strict and harsh. 53:05.629 --> 53:07.510 Well, you gotta be strict with the children these days. 53:07.530 --> 53:11.393 Yeah, so imagine me singing it in like a big knitted jumper. 53:11.473 --> 53:12.193 Like Nick Heywood. 53:12.774 --> 53:16.476 Yeah, like a sort of grey, like Nick Heywood now, like slightly graying Nick Heywood. 53:16.516 --> 53:16.896 Right, okay. 53:16.936 --> 53:18.217 A kind fatherly figure. 53:18.257 --> 53:19.778 Nick Heywood crossed with Val Doonican. 53:19.898 --> 53:31.407 Yeah, I'm singing the verse, and then the chorus is sung by a big crowd of people and kids, and the actual chorus line is sung by a chicken, like a Cajun chicken. 53:31.447 --> 53:31.648 Yeah. 53:31.848 --> 53:32.068 Yeah. 53:32.328 --> 53:32.588 Yeah. 53:32.668 --> 53:33.429 This is good, man. 53:33.449 --> 53:34.210 I can't wait to hear this. 53:34.230 --> 53:36.732 It's important that you visualize a Cajun chicken. 53:36.792 --> 53:37.332 All right, then. 53:37.612 --> 53:39.334 And so this is called the right and wrong song. 53:53.340 --> 53:55.184 Is it right to join a gang? 53:55.564 --> 53:57.367 Is it right to kill a man? 53:57.628 --> 53:59.451 Is it right to buy a gun? 53:59.571 --> 54:00.914 Is stabbing people fun? 54:10.796 --> 54:12.657 Is it right to read and write? 54:12.997 --> 54:14.778 Is it right to be polite? 54:15.198 --> 54:17.000 Is it right to work at school? 54:17.040 --> 54:29.967 Don't ever play the fool It's right This is a song about wrong and right Those things are right This is a song about wrong and right Is it right to have a smoke? 54:30.427 --> 54:32.248 Light a split for slips and coke? 54:32.669 --> 54:34.390 Is it right to deal crack? 54:34.470 --> 54:36.771 There's nothing wrong with that It's wrong 54:45.715 --> 54:47.638 Is it right to sit up straight? 54:47.939 --> 54:49.642 Is it right to clean your plate? 54:50.103 --> 54:51.866 Is it right to clean your room? 54:51.966 --> 54:53.308 Learn facts about the moon? 55:03.178 --> 55:04.959 Is it right to happy-slap? 55:05.399 --> 55:07.459 Is it right to blap, blap, blap? 55:07.559 --> 55:10.920 Is it right to trash your place, put your party on my space? 55:10.940 --> 55:24.304 It's wrong This is a song about right and wrong From those things It's wrong This is a song about right and wrong This is a song for right and wrong 55:27.114 --> 55:32.600 So that's for kids, and you know, you can listen to it and then guess whether you think that things are right or wrong. 55:32.840 --> 55:33.360 Right, right. 55:33.841 --> 55:39.306 And then like, they go, right, it's right, or it's wrong, depending on whether it's right or wrong. 55:39.326 --> 55:44.632 And then in future life, if you come across any of those situations, like if you're offered 55:45.052 --> 55:47.673 membership of a gang or drugs. 55:48.153 --> 55:51.175 You can think back to the right and right or wrong song. 55:51.415 --> 55:52.015 That's the idea. 55:52.035 --> 55:53.656 Does it help you with your teeth at all? 55:54.156 --> 55:54.836 It doesn't, no. 55:54.896 --> 55:55.877 No, it doesn't, does it? 55:55.917 --> 55:57.937 That's where, yeah, that's where your song comes in. 55:57.957 --> 55:58.678 That's where mine comes in. 55:58.778 --> 55:59.038 Yeah. 55:59.358 --> 56:09.142 And what's more useful at the end of the day, if you're sitting there, if you've got severe tooth decay, if you've just had, you know, you've spent the weekend with a rubber dam in your mouth and you're having all kinds of root canal. 56:09.182 --> 56:09.542 It's a rubber dam. 56:09.562 --> 56:12.163 Well, you'll find out if you don't take care of your teeth. 56:12.384 --> 56:13.204 A rubber dam. 56:13.724 --> 56:15.546 with the world of the rubber dam, my friend. 56:15.806 --> 56:19.189 And then you won't be singing your chicken song so much anymore. 56:19.209 --> 56:24.794 I can't believe I'm gonna have to sit there next week and listen to that chicken song again from Joe Cornish. 56:25.174 --> 56:26.075 The chicken song. 56:26.115 --> 56:27.076 That's who's singing it. 56:27.096 --> 56:27.717 You said that. 56:27.957 --> 56:29.498 It's a Cajun chicken. 56:29.518 --> 56:32.321 I'm gonna have to listen to that again, aren't I, next week. 56:32.341 --> 56:35.484 We're gonna have to listen to them again before the end of the show, even. 56:36.443 --> 56:38.325 Not that it's a foregone conclusion or anything. 56:38.645 --> 56:39.406 Absolutely not. 56:39.606 --> 56:41.608 But that was Song Wars for the time being. 56:41.628 --> 56:42.389 We will return. 56:42.469 --> 56:43.890 I'd say you're bound to win. 56:44.111 --> 56:44.551 You reckon? 56:44.571 --> 56:49.216 Because I've been cast in the light of like an evil... something. 56:49.236 --> 56:51.938 You see, you're the worst winner in the world. 56:51.958 --> 56:55.862 You win week after week and you solve and you complain. 56:55.982 --> 56:56.783 I want to lose. 56:56.883 --> 56:57.624 I want to lose. 56:57.664 --> 56:58.364 Right, right. 56:58.424 --> 57:00.426 I want to feel what it's like to lose. 57:00.446 --> 57:00.807 Here we go. 57:01.327 --> 57:05.290 Okay, uh, music time listeners, this is Sylvia Stripline. 57:05.350 --> 57:06.351 Is this new music? 57:06.371 --> 57:06.831 This is mine. 57:06.891 --> 57:07.451 Oh, this is yours. 57:07.491 --> 57:09.293 And watch out before you hurt me even more. 57:13.856 --> 57:14.236 Come on then. 57:14.256 --> 57:16.898 Yeah, this is, this is, uh, I like this one. 57:17.018 --> 57:18.179 It's by Sylvia Stripline. 57:18.199 --> 57:19.920 It's called You Can't Tell Me Me Away. 57:20.180 --> 57:25.604 And I propose that this has the most satisfying sort of squidgy baseline ever. 57:25.904 --> 57:27.245 When is this from, date-wise? 57:27.345 --> 57:27.845 The past. 57:28.025 --> 57:28.706 The past. 57:29.166 --> 57:29.847 I love that place. 57:30.307 --> 57:30.727 Here we go. 57:30.967 --> 57:33.528 The Undertones with Teenage Kicks. 57:33.608 --> 57:36.049 I was always confused by Fergal Sharkey when he was around. 57:36.069 --> 57:41.170 You know, I didn't know about the... Actually, no, my first exposure to The Undertones was a track called Julie Ocean or something like that. 57:42.251 --> 57:43.911 It was just after Teenage Kicks. 57:43.991 --> 57:45.312 And it's gonna happen, do you remember that one? 57:45.332 --> 57:46.532 That was a good track as well. 57:46.932 --> 57:49.713 And then when Fergal came back with a good heart, it's hard to come by. 57:49.733 --> 57:50.954 You used to like that one, didn't you, Joe? 57:51.654 --> 57:52.914 Uh, mmm, kinda. 57:53.494 --> 57:54.114 You loved it. 57:54.755 --> 57:55.015 I didn't. 57:55.035 --> 57:55.595 I don't own it. 57:55.875 --> 57:56.775 I think my brother had it. 57:56.975 --> 57:57.396 Oh, really? 57:57.656 --> 57:58.676 Yeah, I never bought it. 57:59.252 --> 58:00.112 Yeah, it was good. 58:00.453 --> 58:02.474 But I could never get over his cheekbones, man. 58:02.674 --> 58:04.335 He's quite a proposition, isn't he? 58:04.395 --> 58:05.835 He's got a very particular voice. 58:06.196 --> 58:07.836 Very kind of warbly, high-pitched voice. 58:07.876 --> 58:09.517 And then with the cheekbones. 58:09.637 --> 58:10.238 With the cheekbones. 58:10.278 --> 58:11.098 And then with the hair. 58:11.118 --> 58:13.059 With the cheekbones and the hair already. 58:13.139 --> 58:14.640 Yeah, with this guy. 58:15.160 --> 58:19.903 I logged onto a celebrity gossip video site last week called TMZ. 58:19.943 --> 58:20.604 Have you heard of that? 58:20.624 --> 58:21.184 I've heard of TMZ. 58:21.204 --> 58:22.385 It's a big noise in America. 58:22.525 --> 58:30.170 If you want celebrity tittle-tattle, you go to TMZ and it has all the latest paparazzi video footage from the streets of L.A. 58:30.230 --> 58:31.531 What does TMZ stand for? 58:31.871 --> 58:36.074 Totally mad, mad zebras. 58:36.254 --> 58:36.675 I don't know. 58:36.815 --> 58:37.455 I really don't know. 58:37.955 --> 58:39.076 Anyway, I saw a headline. 58:39.136 --> 58:41.538 It said, it said, Seinfeld. 58:41.738 --> 58:42.739 He's not only funny. 58:43.439 --> 58:45.541 or something, I thought, good, some Seinfeld gossip. 58:45.961 --> 58:49.984 It was a video of Jerry Seinfeld outside of Premiere in New York. 58:50.724 --> 58:51.805 He's standing in the street. 58:52.045 --> 58:53.226 Matthew Broderick comes out. 58:53.586 --> 58:56.908 Jerry Seinfeld says to Matthew Broderick, hey, Matthew, you got a ride? 58:57.389 --> 59:00.791 Matthew Broderick says, I did have, I don't know where it is. 59:01.332 --> 59:02.712 Jerry Seinfeld goes, here. 59:03.853 --> 59:06.836 They go to the car, get into the car. 59:08.758 --> 59:09.138 That's the end. 59:09.158 --> 59:09.618 That was it. 59:09.639 --> 59:10.459 That's what you want, isn't it? 59:10.479 --> 59:12.841 Someone had posted that, and it was a big headline. 59:13.182 --> 59:13.482 Right. 59:13.582 --> 59:16.465 You know, I thought I was gonna get news, but it was just them. 59:16.625 --> 59:17.345 Was that YouTube? 59:17.385 --> 59:18.266 No, that's on their own site. 59:18.286 --> 59:19.067 No, it was TMZ. 59:19.227 --> 59:20.528 It's a big TMZ scoop. 59:21.009 --> 59:24.512 Broderick, Seinfeld, exchange words, get into car. 59:24.552 --> 59:26.193 But could you see how many hits that had? 59:27.174 --> 59:27.634 Uh, no. 59:27.794 --> 59:28.855 I bet it had millions, though. 59:28.935 --> 59:40.978 Yeah, because you go on, you search for similar sort of things on YouTube, and there was one, uh, that purported to be someone getting into a fight with, uh, maybe Bruce Willis's minder or something like that. 59:41.518 --> 59:44.219 And basically, it was just some guy trailing along. 59:44.239 --> 59:45.859 I know it's Kiefer Sutherland's, that's right. 59:45.879 --> 59:48.220 Kiefer Sutherland's, um, security guy. 59:48.820 --> 59:51.641 And this guy is sort of trailing along, uh, behind him. 59:51.681 --> 59:55.202 And this thing has got thousands and thousands, hundreds of thousands of hits. 59:55.222 --> 59:56.262 I'm thinking, oh, this'll be good. 59:56.782 --> 01:00:01.569 So check it out, and it's just this guy sitting going, excuse me, can I get a fart of Kiefer, please? 01:00:01.929 --> 01:00:03.751 And the guy saying, no, can you leave him alone, please? 01:00:04.312 --> 01:00:05.313 Um, please, can I? 01:00:05.734 --> 01:00:08.397 Listen, buddy, leave him alone, otherwise I'm going to have to get rough with you, okay? 01:00:08.417 --> 01:00:09.238 And I don't want to do that. 01:00:10.060 --> 01:00:11.521 Please, come on, come on, man. 01:00:11.842 --> 01:00:12.943 Just leave it alone, okay? 01:00:13.737 --> 01:00:14.958 And that's... Sounds good, man. 01:00:14.978 --> 01:00:15.739 Where's that YouTube? 01:00:15.759 --> 01:00:17.621 Are you writing that one down underneath the action notes? 01:00:17.641 --> 01:00:18.421 What's that search for? 01:00:19.042 --> 01:00:24.266 Kiefer, security, guy, ruckus, that kind of thing. 01:00:24.286 --> 01:00:25.988 But that's all you ever get on those things. 01:00:26.028 --> 01:00:33.935 I mean, it's... I thought, you know, the thought process in my head was, why would people be interested in Seinfeld and Broderick like doing something completely boring just because they're famous? 01:00:34.015 --> 01:00:36.277 Is it interesting just to see famous people doing mundane things? 01:00:36.577 --> 01:00:37.478 And I thought, yes, it is. 01:00:37.658 --> 01:00:37.919 Wow. 01:00:38.159 --> 01:00:39.360 Celebrity big brother, isn't it? 01:00:39.540 --> 01:00:40.401 That's true, isn't it? 01:00:40.581 --> 01:00:53.229 You know, what I was thinking about the other night was when I was reading my son a bedtime story, I was thinking how amazing it would be to see someone like Harrison Ford reading a bedtime story to his children. 01:00:53.249 --> 01:00:54.049 You know what I mean? 01:00:54.349 --> 01:01:02.434 Like, how amazing it would be to be there if you could kind of teleport into the brain of his child and hear some really rubbish children's story read in that voice. 01:01:02.455 --> 01:01:05.416 He wouldn't be very interested, would he, in the story? 01:01:05.877 --> 01:01:07.798 No, but he would just be kind of bored. 01:01:08.038 --> 01:01:08.478 You reckon? 01:01:08.638 --> 01:01:10.159 You don't think he'd put his all into it? 01:01:10.559 --> 01:01:11.479 No, that's his bag. 01:01:11.499 --> 01:01:13.139 He's kind of a- Or like Anthony Hopkins, you know? 01:01:13.439 --> 01:01:15.520 Imagine getting a bedtime story from Hoppo. 01:01:15.860 --> 01:01:17.000 The kids probably have to pay. 01:01:17.340 --> 01:01:20.101 Yeah, they'd probably be traumatised afterwards, no matter what it was. 01:01:20.561 --> 01:01:21.841 That would be amazing, wouldn't it? 01:01:22.642 --> 01:01:22.962 Wow. 01:01:23.242 --> 01:01:23.722 Or De Niro. 01:01:23.762 --> 01:01:24.962 Has De Niro even got children? 01:01:25.262 --> 01:01:28.043 You know, I'd like to be read a bedtime story by Adam Buxton. 01:01:28.643 --> 01:01:29.083 Oh, yeah. 01:01:29.103 --> 01:01:29.664 Can you imagine? 01:01:29.844 --> 01:01:30.144 Yeah. 01:01:30.264 --> 01:01:31.084 I do all the voices. 01:01:31.104 --> 01:01:31.705 I bet it's good. 01:01:31.845 --> 01:01:32.385 It's good. 01:01:32.405 --> 01:01:33.225 I bet it's good. 01:01:33.305 --> 01:01:35.086 I'm reading Harry Potter to them at the moment. 01:01:35.126 --> 01:01:35.787 Harry Potter? 01:01:35.987 --> 01:01:38.568 And, uh, we're talking about, we mentioned J.K. 01:01:38.608 --> 01:01:39.308 Rowling earlier on. 01:01:39.829 --> 01:01:42.190 Boy, when you read it out loud, it's not very easy to read. 01:01:42.430 --> 01:01:47.733 She, I mean, she's got an amazing imagination and everything, and all credit to her, wonderful stories, etc. 01:01:48.233 --> 01:01:51.554 But brother, she, sometimes her prose is a little elliptical. 01:01:51.855 --> 01:01:52.575 That's all I'm saying. 01:01:53.075 --> 01:02:00.560 But if anyone's interested in me reading some children's stories, I'd be very happy to come into a studio and get paid loads of money. 01:02:00.580 --> 01:02:02.581 Do you think we could do that together, don't you think? 01:02:02.601 --> 01:02:03.321 We should do that together. 01:02:03.341 --> 01:02:06.503 Funny voices we would come up with. 01:02:06.924 --> 01:02:08.605 Would you be any good at writing the stories? 01:02:08.625 --> 01:02:08.925 Yes. 01:02:09.225 --> 01:02:10.486 You reckon you could write some stories? 01:02:10.506 --> 01:02:10.826 Yes. 01:02:10.846 --> 01:02:11.647 It's not that easy. 01:02:11.747 --> 01:02:12.707 Oh yes, it is for me. 01:02:12.847 --> 01:02:13.288 You reckon? 01:02:13.328 --> 01:02:13.548 Yeah. 01:02:13.908 --> 01:02:15.469 Maybe we should do that next week. 01:02:15.929 --> 01:02:18.371 Forget the song was just bring in some children's stories. 01:02:18.611 --> 01:02:21.333 They only need to be about 200, 300 words. 01:02:21.453 --> 01:02:22.254 Let's think about that. 01:02:22.434 --> 01:02:26.136 You know, if you hook up with a good illustrator, that's all you need. 01:02:26.377 --> 01:02:27.117 Illustrator? 01:02:27.257 --> 01:02:27.898 Yeah, boy. 01:02:28.278 --> 01:02:29.258 You could do your own pictures. 01:02:29.278 --> 01:02:30.039 You're good at drawing. 01:02:30.099 --> 01:02:31.540 Are you good at actually publishing books now? 01:02:31.640 --> 01:02:32.261 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 01:02:32.741 --> 01:02:33.601 Everyone thinks about it. 01:02:33.621 --> 01:02:37.224 Do you ever see that episode of Black Books where they try and write children's books? 01:02:37.244 --> 01:02:38.084 That's a good episode. 01:02:38.225 --> 01:02:38.465 Anyway. 01:02:39.618 --> 01:02:41.861 Uh, boy, we really rambled all over the area there. 01:02:42.161 --> 01:02:43.403 Uh, let's have some more music now. 01:02:43.443 --> 01:02:45.966 This is the Mighty Morrissey with That's How People Grow Up. 01:02:46.066 --> 01:02:48.990 That's Morrissey with, uh, That's How People Grow Up. 01:02:49.010 --> 01:02:50.972 That's a new one from the Mighty Moz, right? 01:02:51.192 --> 01:02:51.813 Racist. 01:02:52.774 --> 01:02:53.735 Racist? 01:02:53.915 --> 01:02:55.517 Yeah, there you go. 01:02:56.398 --> 01:02:57.620 Um, don't know what I'm talking about, by the way. 01:02:57.680 --> 01:02:58.301 No, exactly. 01:02:58.681 --> 01:03:01.582 Now, I had a little quandary, Joe, I wanna run this past you, okay? 01:03:01.602 --> 01:03:01.942 Sure. 01:03:02.342 --> 01:03:13.406 And, uh, and can I ask you, while I'm running this quandary by you, please don't start leaning into the mic and saying things like, Adam Buxton talking, not Joe Cornish, that kind of thing, okay? 01:03:13.666 --> 01:03:15.887 Not that this is gonna be particularly controversial, it's just a lie. 01:03:15.927 --> 01:03:16.928 Alright, you've done it for me anyway. 01:03:17.008 --> 01:03:17.908 It's just a little grubby. 01:03:19.329 --> 01:03:26.978 I found this website, right, that has all these kind of classic films and amazing documentaries and stuff on it. 01:03:27.419 --> 01:03:29.901 But it also has classic filth on there. 01:03:30.282 --> 01:03:31.123 You know what I mean? 01:03:31.163 --> 01:03:31.964 Filth of yore. 01:03:32.364 --> 01:03:33.265 When filth was fun. 01:03:34.206 --> 01:03:38.571 Particularly enticing was a filthy version of Alice in Wonderland. 01:03:39.472 --> 01:03:44.595 which I've actually heard of before on my travels, and it looks pretty amazing. 01:03:44.955 --> 01:03:48.096 You know, like, really well-made filth about Alice in Wonderland. 01:03:48.196 --> 01:03:48.797 What more could you want? 01:03:48.817 --> 01:03:49.437 This is live action. 01:03:50.137 --> 01:03:51.138 This is live action, yeah. 01:03:51.238 --> 01:03:51.398 Yeah. 01:03:52.198 --> 01:03:54.019 And so I was thinking, that would be great. 01:03:54.159 --> 01:03:56.921 I would love to see the filthy version of Alice in Wonderland. 01:03:57.141 --> 01:04:03.924 But then, on the next page, when I was looking through the documentaries and stuff on there, they also had this... Is this a DVD site? 01:04:04.104 --> 01:04:04.945 Yeah, yeah, DVDs. 01:04:05.645 --> 01:04:07.066 They also had the Sorrow and the Pity. 01:04:07.586 --> 01:04:07.846 Right. 01:04:07.926 --> 01:04:09.347 And I was thinking, I've never seen that. 01:04:09.387 --> 01:04:10.868 It's not that arousing. 01:04:10.908 --> 01:04:11.989 Well, no, exactly. 01:04:12.369 --> 01:04:13.470 But I really want to see it, right? 01:04:13.510 --> 01:04:13.670 Right. 01:04:13.950 --> 01:04:17.853 So I wanted to order both titles at the same time, but I thought, you can't do that. 01:04:18.193 --> 01:04:19.474 It's totally disrespectful. 01:04:20.074 --> 01:04:20.375 You know? 01:04:20.395 --> 01:04:21.295 That's outrageous. 01:04:21.335 --> 01:04:25.018 You can't order the sorrow and the pity and the filthy version of Alice in Wonderland. 01:04:25.038 --> 01:04:26.819 What's the filthy version of Alice in Wonderland called? 01:04:27.419 --> 01:04:31.605 I don't know, it's just... I don't think it's got a particularly ingenious filthy title. 01:04:31.625 --> 01:04:32.626 Alice in Bum-der-land. 01:04:32.726 --> 01:04:33.848 Something like that, you know? 01:04:33.868 --> 01:04:35.069 Yeah. 01:04:35.890 --> 01:04:38.314 Um, listeners, you can suggest some titles just for our own amusement. 01:04:38.334 --> 01:04:39.475 What's wrong with Alice in Bum-der-land? 01:04:39.996 --> 01:04:41.017 Alice in Bum-der-land? 01:04:41.638 --> 01:04:43.620 I wouldn't buy it if it was called Alice in Bum-der-land. 01:04:44.241 --> 01:04:45.343 That's just sounds rubbish. 01:04:45.683 --> 01:04:48.888 But anyway, maybe it was just called filthy Alice or something. 01:04:49.269 --> 01:04:49.649 I don't know. 01:04:50.070 --> 01:04:59.004 But I was, you know, it's a bit of a quandary because, you know, if you if you the obvious solution is to order them separately, but then you have to pay extra post and packaging. 01:04:59.284 --> 01:05:00.405 What's happening in your head? 01:05:00.425 --> 01:05:07.954 What do you imagine is happening in the office of Dirty Videos Incorporated when they receive your order? 01:05:08.375 --> 01:05:08.955 What do you think? 01:05:09.116 --> 01:05:09.817 Picture the scene. 01:05:09.857 --> 01:05:12.500 I mean, what's your nightmare scenario? 01:05:12.680 --> 01:05:13.821 Well, I hope your mum... 01:05:14.562 --> 01:05:16.144 has got a part-time job there. 01:05:16.304 --> 01:05:16.544 Yeah. 01:05:16.804 --> 01:05:17.906 That's the worst it could be. 01:05:17.926 --> 01:05:18.126 Right. 01:05:18.146 --> 01:05:22.931 And she's sorting through the orders and she's reading them all really carefully because she loves her job. 01:05:22.951 --> 01:05:23.431 Yeah. 01:05:23.491 --> 01:05:29.398 And, ooh, Thomas Turner has ordered, yeah, and making judgments about, is that what you're afraid of? 01:05:30.138 --> 01:05:34.644 No, I just think it's a set of totally metaphysical quandary that I have. 01:05:34.724 --> 01:05:38.489 Like, I'm not even worried that I would get busted or anything. 01:05:38.649 --> 01:05:41.052 Like, I don't think I would go on any lists. 01:05:41.072 --> 01:05:42.013 It's all above board. 01:05:42.574 --> 01:05:45.597 But, um, it just seems wrong. 01:05:46.318 --> 01:05:46.719 morally. 01:05:46.899 --> 01:05:47.620 Do you know what I'm saying? 01:05:47.780 --> 01:05:48.041 Right. 01:05:48.862 --> 01:05:50.804 To order those two titles together. 01:05:51.325 --> 01:05:54.069 I think, okay, let me sort it out this way. 01:05:54.429 --> 01:05:58.595 That in times of war, there is a lot of sexual activity. 01:05:58.735 --> 01:05:58.935 Right. 01:05:59.296 --> 01:06:03.762 In fact, during 9-11, you know, when the world changed, 01:06:04.442 --> 01:06:10.507 There was a big birth boom and a marriage boom Equally, you know during the second and first world wars. 01:06:10.527 --> 01:06:18.173 There was a big baby boom Yeah, people like to you know, counteract the violence and death with pleasure and birth Mm-hmm. 01:06:18.233 --> 01:06:18.813 Look at it that way. 01:06:19.114 --> 01:06:25.639 I will look at it It's a twin pack a yin and yang the sorrow and the pity and the film the stiffy 01:06:28.200 --> 01:06:29.181 It's a twin pack. 01:06:29.381 --> 01:06:30.122 Excellent. 01:06:30.262 --> 01:06:31.622 Thank you very much, Dr. Cornish. 01:06:31.642 --> 01:06:33.303 That's exactly the answer I was hoping for. 01:06:33.744 --> 01:06:36.345 Now, listeners, here's a track that I have selected for you. 01:06:36.725 --> 01:06:41.668 This is from a man whose work I've only recently kind of stumbled across, Peter Hamill. 01:06:41.808 --> 01:06:44.270 He became famous in a band called Van de Graaff Generator. 01:06:44.290 --> 01:06:46.051 They were sort of prog behemoths. 01:06:46.591 --> 01:06:47.392 in the 70s. 01:06:47.872 --> 01:06:57.581 And in 1977, as Fandigraph Generator was breathing its last, Peter Hamill went out and he was making his solo album, The Future Now, I think it was called. 01:06:58.522 --> 01:07:03.686 And it's quite an extraordinarily odd album, and I'm going to play one of the oddest tracks from that album. 01:07:03.726 --> 01:07:05.288 It's a very sort of experimental 01:07:06.088 --> 01:07:07.129 thing that he's created. 01:07:07.169 --> 01:07:20.541 Bear in mind this is 1978 or 77 that he's recording this and it's him sort of tinkering in the studio and making a song all about what fun you can have tinkering in an analog studio in the pre-digital days. 01:07:20.601 --> 01:07:24.804 Just imagine the work he must have done with the razor blade to do this before Pro Tools or anything. 01:07:25.084 --> 01:07:26.726 This is Peter Hamill with the cut. 01:07:28.247 --> 01:07:30.909 It's got quite a soft little intro here. 01:07:30.929 --> 01:07:31.930 The guitar's coming in. 01:07:32.390 --> 01:07:33.151 Goes pretty weird. 01:07:33.171 --> 01:07:33.912 Stick with it listeners. 01:07:39.934 --> 01:07:42.115 See, now just goes wobbly for about a minute. 01:07:42.135 --> 01:07:43.976 A little weird sounds. 01:07:46.397 --> 01:07:47.918 Incipient white noise. 01:07:48.378 --> 01:07:51.820 He sounds a little bit like Neil Hannon from the Divine Comedy, you know? 01:07:52.320 --> 01:07:55.722 Same sort of timbre, timbre to his voice there. 01:07:55.982 --> 01:07:59.224 That's Peter Hamill with the cut from The Future Now. 01:07:59.384 --> 01:08:01.985 If you enjoyed that, listeners, if you didn't enjoy it, don't worry. 01:08:02.345 --> 01:08:03.226 I won't be playing it again. 01:08:04.207 --> 01:08:04.848 any time soon. 01:08:05.789 --> 01:08:06.470 I like that one. 01:08:07.191 --> 01:08:17.985 If you like that kind of thing, incidentally, if you're adventurous of Spirit Musically, then I'm sure that you're already familiar with the Freak Zone here on BBC 6 Music hosted by the excellent Stuart McConey. 01:08:18.385 --> 01:08:20.167 That's from 5pm. 01:08:20.408 --> 01:08:21.549 Lost a couple of hours, doesn't it? 01:08:22.350 --> 01:08:22.870 Three hours. 01:08:23.011 --> 01:08:24.371 Three hours of experimental fun. 01:08:24.672 --> 01:08:27.213 His mission is to only play that kind of thing. 01:08:27.233 --> 01:08:28.774 You know, really way out stuff. 01:08:29.475 --> 01:08:31.696 For three hours here on BBC Six Music. 01:08:32.156 --> 01:08:35.979 That's The Freak Zone with Stuart McConey on a Sunday afternoon at five o'clock. 01:08:36.039 --> 01:08:38.180 This is Adam and Jo here on BBC Six Music. 01:08:38.280 --> 01:08:39.341 It's trail time! 01:08:39.902 --> 01:08:40.642 Six Music. 01:08:40.802 --> 01:08:41.603 Oh my gosh. 01:08:41.943 --> 01:08:42.403 Oh godly. 01:08:42.663 --> 01:08:43.804 That was soul wax. 01:08:43.984 --> 01:08:45.505 With much against everyone's advice. 01:08:45.545 --> 01:08:46.686 That was a session track. 01:08:46.826 --> 01:08:51.332 That's what they sound like when they're strutting their stuff live, Joe Cornish. 01:08:51.532 --> 01:08:56.959 That was recorded before the world changed in June 2000, when there was no fear in the world. 01:08:57.660 --> 01:08:59.742 No, it was good times. 01:08:59.842 --> 01:09:01.324 Everyone was singing and dancing. 01:09:02.125 --> 01:09:03.187 Yeah. 01:09:03.207 --> 01:09:12.019 People, you know, if you wanted to hold hands with a person, it was fine, it wasn't a big problem. 01:09:12.080 --> 01:09:15.825 Exactly, and you didn't instantly catch some kind of revolting disease. 01:09:18.849 --> 01:09:19.789 in the olden days. 01:09:19.869 --> 01:09:20.729 So that's all rubbish. 01:09:20.769 --> 01:09:21.790 Good times. 01:09:21.830 --> 01:09:24.110 Hey, this is Adam and Joe on BBC Six Music. 01:09:25.370 --> 01:09:27.651 We're gonna do a few more text-the-nations in a while. 01:09:27.671 --> 01:09:29.191 We're gonna... We should wrap that up. 01:09:29.231 --> 01:09:30.171 We should wrap that up soon. 01:09:30.211 --> 01:09:33.812 We'll be replaying the song wars again before the end of the show. 01:09:33.852 --> 01:09:35.592 We've only got 37 minutes left. 01:09:36.572 --> 01:09:37.912 You know the plane business? 01:09:38.553 --> 01:09:39.813 Oh, the Captain Coward. 01:09:39.833 --> 01:09:41.373 Yeah, all of that business. 01:09:41.393 --> 01:09:42.893 The narrowly averted disaster. 01:09:43.553 --> 01:09:46.074 The brave co-pilot who saved everybody. 01:09:47.014 --> 01:09:51.817 This is a plane, you've probably read about it in the papers, listeners, that nearly crashed a Heathrow, but luckily didn't. 01:09:52.377 --> 01:09:59.941 I read a quote in the paper, and this is of course not making light at all of what could have been a very grave situation. 01:10:00.722 --> 01:10:07.045 I read a bit in the paper, a quote from a worker on the ground about the crash, who said, and I quote, it's a miracle. 01:10:07.505 --> 01:10:10.367 The man deserves a medal as big as a frying pan. 01:10:11.427 --> 01:10:16.771 I like the idea that medals, you know, go by their size, their surface area. 01:10:16.811 --> 01:10:17.392 Absolutely. 01:10:17.612 --> 01:10:20.774 It would make the Poppy Day Parade, is that what it's called? 01:10:21.195 --> 01:10:21.315 Yes. 01:10:21.355 --> 01:10:22.356 Make that more fun, wouldn't it? 01:10:22.376 --> 01:10:22.796 Remembrance. 01:10:23.136 --> 01:10:24.337 Really big medals. 01:10:24.417 --> 01:10:25.198 Giant poppies. 01:10:25.218 --> 01:10:25.938 Couple of metres. 01:10:25.998 --> 01:10:26.299 Yeah. 01:10:26.599 --> 01:10:27.479 In circumference. 01:10:27.600 --> 01:10:28.100 That's right. 01:10:28.320 --> 01:10:28.620 Yeah? 01:10:29.361 --> 01:10:30.901 That's not really how it works, though, is it? 01:10:31.081 --> 01:10:33.303 Well, that was the logic on wacky races, wasn't it? 01:10:33.763 --> 01:10:35.003 Really, giant medals. 01:10:35.224 --> 01:10:41.106 He wanted... Muttley was always after the largest medal, because some of the most valuable medals... The Jim will fix it medal. 01:10:41.467 --> 01:10:42.447 That's quite... That is large. 01:10:42.467 --> 01:10:44.108 That's the biggest medal known to man, isn't it? 01:10:44.128 --> 01:10:47.009 But the Purple Heart and the George Cross, they tend to be fairly small. 01:10:47.149 --> 01:10:50.471 Yeah, because, you know, the idea is quantity, not size. 01:10:50.551 --> 01:10:50.891 That's right. 01:10:50.911 --> 01:10:56.074 What would be impressive would be a guy at the Poppy Day Parade, or whatever it's called, Army Day. 01:10:56.394 --> 01:11:01.157 where they all march up and down, who was wearing an entire suit made out of metals. 01:11:01.177 --> 01:11:03.099 From head to foot, medals. 01:11:03.219 --> 01:11:04.100 Medals. 01:11:04.220 --> 01:11:05.200 Almost like chain mail. 01:11:05.300 --> 01:11:05.561 Right. 01:11:05.581 --> 01:11:06.341 Can you picture it? 01:11:06.401 --> 01:11:06.741 I can. 01:11:06.861 --> 01:11:10.564 Just row up, like, a bit like, uh, Martin Frye's gold lame suit. 01:11:10.704 --> 01:11:11.064 Yeah. 01:11:11.245 --> 01:11:13.506 But he would be the bravest soldier. 01:11:13.626 --> 01:11:16.108 Unless he was someone like Alexander McQueen. 01:11:16.128 --> 01:11:25.435 He hadn't earned any of the medals, he was being totally disrespectful, and it was just some kind of fashion comment on the meaninglessness of that kind of decoration. 01:11:25.455 --> 01:11:26.015 There is no meaning. 01:11:26.335 --> 01:11:29.737 Literally using it as decoration, okay? 01:11:29.917 --> 01:11:30.197 Right? 01:11:30.217 --> 01:11:31.518 Think about that. 01:11:31.538 --> 01:11:32.199 How specious. 01:11:32.419 --> 01:11:34.720 Typical Alexander McQueen to do something like that. 01:11:35.160 --> 01:11:36.281 He's a disgrace. 01:11:36.561 --> 01:11:41.184 Is anyone else outraged by this suit made of medals that Alexander McQueen has made? 01:11:41.244 --> 01:11:41.404 What? 01:11:41.424 --> 01:11:42.184 Has he made that suit? 01:11:42.204 --> 01:11:42.745 No, he hasn't. 01:11:42.865 --> 01:11:45.606 Is anyone raised at the suit of medals he hasn't made? 01:11:45.726 --> 01:11:46.307 Exactly. 01:11:47.367 --> 01:11:48.208 Get to work, McQueen. 01:11:48.248 --> 01:11:49.789 What do you do all day, for goodness sake? 01:11:50.009 --> 01:11:52.090 The so-called enfant terrible of fashion. 01:11:52.430 --> 01:11:53.611 You don't shock me. 01:11:53.631 --> 01:11:55.232 Is he responsible for the plane crash? 01:11:55.572 --> 01:12:18.965 probably probably he did his best to bring the plane down but no he didn't quite work uh that's not true listeners none of that that's not true he didn't have anything to do with the mercifully averted plane you're really angry with him anyway i'm absolutely sick of the so-called enfant terrible of the fashion let's have some music and you can hit something to the beat is this is this new music now 01:12:19.605 --> 01:12:21.126 Rapture with W-A-U-H. 01:12:21.146 --> 01:12:22.968 This is an acronym, W-A-Y-U-H. 01:12:23.028 --> 01:12:24.529 What does it stand for? 01:12:24.549 --> 01:12:27.291 They're not supply you with the details of the acronym. 01:12:27.311 --> 01:12:29.373 This song's gonna tell us, let's hear it. 01:12:30.414 --> 01:12:33.676 The Rapture with W-A-Y-U-H. 01:12:33.916 --> 01:12:36.899 Stands for woo, alright, yeah, uh huh. 01:12:38.940 --> 01:12:40.962 I'm not sure that's worthy of an acronym, though. 01:12:41.602 --> 01:12:43.504 That violates all kind of acronym codes. 01:12:43.564 --> 01:12:44.685 I mean... It does, doesn't it? 01:12:45.045 --> 01:12:46.567 It's not like a compressed sentence. 01:12:46.587 --> 01:12:50.049 You should only use an acronym for a proper sentence, I think. 01:12:50.570 --> 01:12:52.471 Those are just sort of utterances. 01:12:53.172 --> 01:12:53.472 You know? 01:12:53.753 --> 01:12:54.933 Very angry this morning. 01:12:54.954 --> 01:12:56.635 There's a campaigning show this morning. 01:12:56.655 --> 01:13:01.119 You shouldn't start putting utterances into acronyms. 01:13:01.279 --> 01:13:04.001 Because then everything gets totally confused and meaningless. 01:13:04.021 --> 01:13:05.682 You know, there's chaos in the world, then. 01:13:06.423 --> 01:13:08.104 things start disappearing into black holes. 01:13:08.144 --> 01:13:09.364 It's like time bandits, you know? 01:13:09.384 --> 01:13:10.045 Do you like news? 01:13:10.525 --> 01:13:11.385 I love news! 01:13:11.505 --> 01:13:27.492 Do you long for a pair of news readers that make the news sexy again, that dare to care, that make it dramatic, inclusive, take it seriously, but at the same time aren't afraid to raise an eyebrow at some of the more extraordinary things going on in the world? 01:13:27.652 --> 01:13:29.693 I'd love that, but if only there were a pair like that. 01:13:29.713 --> 01:13:30.214 There are! 01:13:30.434 --> 01:13:30.694 Really? 01:13:30.894 --> 01:13:33.395 They're called Harvey Cooke and Ruth Barnes. 01:13:33.655 --> 01:13:34.355 And here they are! 01:13:34.596 --> 01:13:37.537 Yes, that's Radiohead with Jigsaw falling into place. 01:13:37.777 --> 01:13:39.558 That's got a particularly good video. 01:13:39.578 --> 01:13:40.979 I don't know whether you've seen it, Adam. 01:13:40.999 --> 01:13:41.419 It's amazing. 01:13:41.879 --> 01:13:44.401 If you haven't seen the video for that, listeners, you can check it out. 01:13:44.761 --> 01:13:48.283 For some reason, it's linked to on our page here at Six Music. 01:13:49.063 --> 01:13:49.924 It's very, very good. 01:13:49.944 --> 01:13:54.166 Apparently it was... Apparently the person who made it is like a genius. 01:13:54.746 --> 01:13:57.228 I've fired that he's... He dresses like a genius. 01:13:57.248 --> 01:13:57.988 What have you heard about him? 01:13:58.008 --> 01:13:59.389 I've heard he dresses like a genius. 01:13:59.409 --> 01:14:00.049 Yeah, what else have you heard? 01:14:00.369 --> 01:14:01.290 But actually now... 01:14:02.091 --> 01:14:02.352 What? 01:14:03.013 --> 01:14:04.014 No, no, he is a genius. 01:14:04.034 --> 01:14:04.735 He is a genius. 01:14:04.755 --> 01:14:05.396 He is a genius. 01:14:05.416 --> 01:14:05.777 Yeah, yeah. 01:14:05.857 --> 01:14:06.378 Have you heard this? 01:14:06.398 --> 01:14:06.718 He is a genius. 01:14:06.738 --> 01:14:10.304 Well, it's him and another person as well, of course, Garth Jennings. 01:14:10.384 --> 01:14:11.546 That's right. 01:14:11.947 --> 01:14:14.070 But what else have you heard about the other person? 01:14:14.130 --> 01:14:16.654 I've heard that he's attracted... He's really tall. 01:14:17.695 --> 01:14:20.896 Uh, he's like a short brown hair and his name's Joe. 01:14:21.157 --> 01:14:21.297 Oh no. 01:14:21.617 --> 01:14:22.397 And he's with it. 01:14:22.417 --> 01:14:22.997 That's wrong. 01:14:23.077 --> 01:14:23.998 That's incorrect. 01:14:24.158 --> 01:14:25.198 Incorrect information. 01:14:25.618 --> 01:14:29.140 What would you do if I got an award for directing that radio? 01:14:29.940 --> 01:14:35.822 I would say, plu-ther-change, business as usual, in the Adam and Joe can. 01:14:35.842 --> 01:14:37.463 I love that song, man. 01:14:37.503 --> 01:14:38.383 I can't get enough of it. 01:14:38.423 --> 01:14:38.883 Thanks, man. 01:14:38.983 --> 01:14:39.904 It gives me the chills. 01:14:39.984 --> 01:14:41.644 You are not responsible for that song. 01:14:41.724 --> 01:14:42.645 How about this song? 01:14:43.025 --> 01:14:43.265 Hang on. 01:14:43.285 --> 01:14:43.845 Oh, hang on. 01:14:43.905 --> 01:14:44.726 Just before you play that. 01:14:46.546 --> 01:15:07.334 uh it's gonna be good sorry man to interrupt your little smash there but for radiohead fans i just wanted to say that colin greenwood uh the mighty bassist from the mighty radiohead is co-presenting brain surgery with mark riley here on bbc6 music on thursday commencing at 9 30 in the pm so i will be listening and you is that sensible should be trained in brain surgery 01:15:07.994 --> 01:15:10.416 Uh, yeah, yeah, all of Radiohead can do brain surgery. 01:15:10.456 --> 01:15:11.237 They're clever, man. 01:15:11.517 --> 01:15:21.446 They were... They lived in Cambridge, they didn't go to Cambridge University, but just living in Cambridge means that you're able to perform a very simple brain surgery opposition. 01:15:21.546 --> 01:15:24.688 Nothing too complicated, but basic brain surgery, they can do. 01:15:24.808 --> 01:15:25.789 Hey, listen to this tune. 01:15:28.131 --> 01:15:28.972 Text-a-nation! 01:15:29.012 --> 01:15:30.934 Text, text, text, text-a-nation! 01:15:30.994 --> 01:15:31.975 What if I don't want to? 01:15:32.215 --> 01:15:32.935 Text-a-nation! 01:15:33.035 --> 01:15:34.036 But I'm using email. 01:15:34.196 --> 01:15:34.917 Is that a problem? 01:15:34.957 --> 01:15:35.798 It doesn't matter, taste! 01:15:37.955 --> 01:15:40.116 Cause it was, uh, they live in Oxford, knock. 01:15:40.276 --> 01:15:41.636 I'm thinking of Pink Floyd, you see. 01:15:41.696 --> 01:15:43.897 That's the other, uh, mighty band, Pink Floyd. 01:15:43.917 --> 01:15:45.397 Doesn't matter, just focus on the videos. 01:15:45.457 --> 01:15:46.257 It's fine. 01:15:46.457 --> 01:15:48.338 My ears really hurt after that jingle. 01:15:48.418 --> 01:15:51.799 And you said he was sexy, the guy that did it, attractive, the video? 01:15:51.819 --> 01:15:52.479 The video? 01:15:52.819 --> 01:15:53.139 Yeah. 01:15:53.479 --> 01:15:53.759 Yeah. 01:15:53.860 --> 01:15:55.900 And he did it with Adam Buxton after two of them. 01:15:56.680 --> 01:15:57.260 Um, okay. 01:15:57.280 --> 01:15:58.641 It's time to wrap up Text the Nation. 01:15:58.681 --> 01:16:01.722 We'd been asking you, uh, to suggest celebrity restaurants. 01:16:03.022 --> 01:16:06.043 uh, what sort of decor they would have and what kind of food they'd serve. 01:16:06.243 --> 01:16:08.384 Do you reckon this is one of our best texts? 01:16:08.404 --> 01:16:08.984 Text the message. 01:16:09.024 --> 01:16:11.985 It just makes me feel like I'm, like, Chris Morals or something. 01:16:12.406 --> 01:16:14.006 But anyway, we've actually had some good ones. 01:16:14.226 --> 01:16:16.587 Chris Morals is one of the most successful DJs in history. 01:16:16.607 --> 01:16:17.808 Yeah, that doesn't mean he's any good. 01:16:17.968 --> 01:16:18.488 Oh, come on. 01:16:18.568 --> 01:16:19.168 He is brilliant. 01:16:19.508 --> 01:16:21.129 Dear Adam and Joe, was that sincere? 01:16:22.049 --> 01:16:22.189 No. 01:16:22.429 --> 01:16:22.609 No. 01:16:22.669 --> 01:16:25.231 Didn't come across as... Dear Adam and Jo, I'm allowed to have opinions. 01:16:25.431 --> 01:16:25.811 Yeah. 01:16:25.851 --> 01:16:26.052 Yeah? 01:16:26.272 --> 01:16:26.532 Are you? 01:16:26.792 --> 01:16:27.132 Are you there? 01:16:27.693 --> 01:16:27.993 Am I? 01:16:28.693 --> 01:16:34.056 Dear Adam and Jo, how about an establishment based on the work of Marky Smith called The Man Who's Gut Expanded? 01:16:34.657 --> 01:16:39.079 It would have a limited supply of crisps, but a plentiful supply of boozes and substances. 01:16:39.139 --> 01:16:46.364 There would be a rapid turnover of staff at the whim of the grumpy proprietor, resulting in an erratic but strangely satisfying experience. 01:16:46.504 --> 01:16:51.067 That would be good, and you could have little siggies on the table when you sit down next to your knife and fork, you get a siggie. 01:16:51.828 --> 01:16:52.793 That's from Chris Eccles. 01:16:52.914 --> 01:16:55.667 Is that the name of a full song, The Man Who's Gut Expanded? 01:16:56.851 --> 01:16:58.052 I don't know man, there's a lot of real songs. 01:16:58.112 --> 01:17:00.393 What's going on there? 01:17:00.413 --> 01:17:02.394 The Gut of the Quantifier is a full song. 01:17:02.955 --> 01:17:04.916 That might be a good name for a restaurant song. 01:17:04.936 --> 01:17:06.036 Here's one from Andy and Folkestone. 01:17:06.076 --> 01:17:07.617 Morrissey could open Meet Is Murder. 01:17:08.358 --> 01:17:11.179 There'd be live cows and an abattoir next to the kitchen. 01:17:11.680 --> 01:17:19.004 When people order a steak, he will wheel in, wheel a cow into the abattoir and say in a loud voice, could you do a Morrissey voice? 01:17:20.184 --> 01:17:20.825 What does he say? 01:17:20.845 --> 01:17:22.226 Where is he? 01:17:25.067 --> 01:17:26.288 Is this really what you want? 01:17:26.708 --> 01:17:30.051 You want me to push... put a ball through his head, you murderer? 01:17:30.511 --> 01:17:32.492 What's wrong with my uranium soup? 01:17:32.933 --> 01:17:35.154 That's not a very good voice, it looks like Ken Korder. 01:17:35.274 --> 01:17:36.015 Yeah, it was. 01:17:36.035 --> 01:17:37.135 He wasn't even from Manchester. 01:17:37.235 --> 01:17:39.217 Tom from Kettering says, Mr. Beans. 01:17:39.737 --> 01:17:43.139 Where Rowan Atkinson provides a variety of bean themed dishes. 01:17:43.340 --> 01:17:43.620 Nice. 01:17:43.740 --> 01:17:46.662 And not just baked beans, I'm thinking chillies and kidneys too. 01:17:46.842 --> 01:17:47.582 That's very good. 01:17:47.843 --> 01:17:52.205 I was thinking maybe the meat is murder one was going to be a celebration of... of... no. 01:17:52.506 --> 01:17:52.646 No. 01:17:53.146 --> 01:17:58.550 Because that would be a nice little twist on it, but obviously he'd have to do a 180 on his vegetarian views. 01:17:58.570 --> 01:17:58.870 Jack Peek! 01:17:59.030 --> 01:18:00.231 That's a good name, Jack Peek. 01:18:00.591 --> 01:18:04.414 The Flaming Lips should open a restaurant eponymously named The Flaming Lips. 01:18:04.914 --> 01:18:09.858 Serving especially hot food, jalapeno, pepper, laden, pizzas, vindaloos, etc. 01:18:10.158 --> 01:18:14.481 They would also have especially capacious toilets that played soothing classics from their albums. 01:18:14.781 --> 01:18:15.881 Kind of like a chill-out area. 01:18:15.941 --> 01:18:16.962 That's good, man. 01:18:17.202 --> 01:18:19.042 Jack, Andy, Richards, good morning, lads. 01:18:19.702 --> 01:18:28.585 Britney Spears could open an all-you-can-eat restaurant called Gimme More, where you're plagued by paparazzi from the moment you arrive, and halfway through the meal, they take your kids away. 01:18:30.385 --> 01:18:31.305 That's quite good, isn't it? 01:18:31.345 --> 01:18:33.526 I like the idea of being plagued by paparazzi. 01:18:33.686 --> 01:18:33.946 Yeah. 01:18:33.966 --> 01:18:34.627 That's quite easy. 01:18:34.667 --> 01:18:35.027 It's cheap. 01:18:35.047 --> 01:18:36.227 You just get students to do it. 01:18:36.407 --> 01:18:36.608 Right. 01:18:36.708 --> 01:18:38.228 No, filming the camera just flashes. 01:18:38.288 --> 01:18:39.429 Or maybe there is filming the camera. 01:18:39.549 --> 01:18:39.669 Yeah. 01:18:39.709 --> 01:18:41.370 And you buy the pictures on the way out. 01:18:41.610 --> 01:18:42.691 It's not a bad idea. 01:18:42.711 --> 01:18:43.351 It's a brilliant idea. 01:18:43.371 --> 01:18:45.912 And you have a red carpet and a crowd of... Exactly. 01:18:45.932 --> 01:18:46.733 Oh, that's a good idea. 01:18:46.753 --> 01:18:47.333 Who's that from? 01:18:47.653 --> 01:18:48.734 Uh, Andy Richards. 01:18:48.914 --> 01:18:49.034 Andy. 01:18:49.054 --> 01:18:49.694 Let's do it, Andy. 01:18:49.834 --> 01:18:53.436 Because you've sent that into the Big British Castle, it's now our copyright property. 01:18:53.897 --> 01:18:55.057 We're gonna nick that idea off you. 01:18:55.077 --> 01:18:56.038 So, we'll have all the money as well. 01:18:56.078 --> 01:18:56.338 Hooray! 01:18:57.038 --> 01:19:03.641 Uh, Andy T. and Brighton Robert De Niro could have a place where he prowls around menacingly with sharp knives by the rotisserie called Are You Cooking At Me? 01:19:04.342 --> 01:19:04.762 Yeah. 01:19:04.782 --> 01:19:05.522 That's quite good. 01:19:05.542 --> 01:19:06.463 That's quite good. 01:19:06.983 --> 01:19:07.603 Uh, Vordman. 01:19:07.884 --> 01:19:09.144 Uh, this is from Nicky Impainton. 01:19:09.264 --> 01:19:09.705 Vordman. 01:19:10.025 --> 01:19:10.945 Detox smoothies. 01:19:11.205 --> 01:19:13.166 Letter stroke numbers games on a big screen. 01:19:13.486 --> 01:19:14.147 Count Dine. 01:19:16.968 --> 01:19:24.012 Adam in London, a restaurant serving low-fat food for the bodily paranoid by the Kaiser Chiefs called I Predict a Diet. 01:19:24.412 --> 01:19:25.132 Nice. 01:19:25.212 --> 01:19:26.973 That's good, man. 01:19:27.733 --> 01:19:29.694 Maybe he's got one of the guys on the writer's strike. 01:19:29.774 --> 01:19:30.175 That's the end. 01:19:30.515 --> 01:19:32.976 That's the end of Text the Nation for this week. 01:19:33.036 --> 01:19:35.657 Wow, we've still got to revisit song wars before the show ends. 01:19:35.677 --> 01:19:36.618 We're rapidly running out of time. 01:19:36.638 --> 01:19:39.039 Oh, my lordy, there's less than 20 minutes left to the program. 01:19:39.059 --> 01:19:40.620 Hey, shall I quickly pop in a factoid? 01:19:40.780 --> 01:19:41.200 Yeah, go on then. 01:19:41.400 --> 01:19:47.102 Podcast of this show listeners will be available from when next week Tomorrow 6 p.m. 01:19:47.302 --> 01:19:47.822 iTunes. 01:19:48.142 --> 01:19:57.645 It'll be a kind of filleted version of this film's film We are in a film of this show Yeah, and it's available from from tomorrow from tomorrow 01:19:59.546 --> 01:20:00.286 Oh, it's a good one. 01:20:00.346 --> 01:20:01.147 Yeah, of course it is. 01:20:01.167 --> 01:20:01.847 It's a good one. 01:20:01.927 --> 01:20:03.968 It'll be good by the time we chop all the fat off. 01:20:04.568 --> 01:20:10.970 And thereafter, every 6pm, every Sunday, you'll be able to hear the condensed Adam and Joe show podcast. 01:20:10.990 --> 01:20:12.350 Downloadable via iTunes. 01:20:12.370 --> 01:20:13.371 That's exciting, isn't it? 01:20:13.571 --> 01:20:18.392 And we are, listeners, still working on yet another podcast for you. 01:20:18.552 --> 01:20:21.133 So, which will be sort of stuff that hasn't been broadcast. 01:20:21.173 --> 01:20:24.214 It'll be just sort of all kinds of dangerous stuff there. 01:20:24.434 --> 01:20:26.395 But we'll tell you more as things develop. 01:20:26.515 --> 01:20:28.796 Right now, here's a track that Joe's chosen for you. 01:20:29.116 --> 01:20:29.697 Yeah, what's this? 01:20:29.777 --> 01:20:36.882 Oh yeah, this is a good bit of old-school hip-hop from a time when hip-hop wasn't about killing or bragging, when it was about brotherness and togetherness. 01:20:36.922 --> 01:20:38.243 This is a band called Brand Nubian. 01:20:38.263 --> 01:20:39.244 This song's called Wake Up. 01:20:39.704 --> 01:20:41.345 Brand Nubian with Wake Up. 01:20:41.586 --> 01:20:42.166 I love that one. 01:20:42.186 --> 01:20:43.727 That's the Loma Lacom. 01:20:43.787 --> 01:20:45.589 He's got a manly voice, that guy. 01:20:45.609 --> 01:20:47.990 Yeah, I like it when rappers almost sing. 01:20:48.411 --> 01:20:48.591 Mm-hmm. 01:20:48.851 --> 01:20:50.993 When there's proper melody in the speech. 01:20:51.253 --> 01:20:51.833 Right, right, right. 01:20:52.014 --> 01:20:54.756 Yeah, and it's... Yeah, everyone cares about what I like. 01:20:55.496 --> 01:20:58.077 Yeah, and who's the other guy lab cabin, California? 01:20:58.117 --> 01:20:59.997 Who did that they're called the far side far side? 01:21:00.017 --> 01:21:02.498 They do a little bit and they yeah split up sadly. 01:21:02.518 --> 01:21:04.139 That's a shame right. 01:21:04.219 --> 01:21:12.181 It's time for It's time for some wars the war of the songs a couple of 01:21:24.084 --> 01:21:40.252 It's a time for song was the part of the show where we both record We compose and record songs individually on a theme and then we kind of battle them And then we get emails from people telling us how bad they are Here's an email a nice one though from Nick and Denise 01:21:41.273 --> 01:21:52.708 They say simply, our five-year-old, and I should remind people who've just tuned in that we've already played these songs earlier in the show, so Nick and Denise have heard them, our five-year-old said she found it very difficult to judge. 01:21:53.189 --> 01:21:55.612 That's in quotes, very difficult to judge. 01:21:57.054 --> 01:21:58.096 Wow, that's good. 01:21:58.176 --> 01:21:59.738 That's nice of your five-year-old. 01:21:59.898 --> 01:22:00.158 Yeah. 01:22:00.359 --> 01:22:00.619 Yeah. 01:22:00.859 --> 01:22:09.771 There's another one that says so this is from Laxmi and mark in Leeds dear Adam and Joe We love your show has anyone ever told you that your voices sound nearly identical? 01:22:10.151 --> 01:22:13.636 We have trouble telling you apart, especially in song wars making it difficult to vote. 01:22:13.656 --> 01:22:13.696 Oh 01:22:14.556 --> 01:22:15.437 I wouldn't agree with that. 01:22:15.777 --> 01:22:18.820 I'd say our speaking voices can sometimes sound a little similar. 01:22:18.860 --> 01:22:19.980 Tudes actually panned us. 01:22:20.261 --> 01:22:25.644 So Adam is on the right and I'm on the left if you have a stereo radio. 01:22:25.664 --> 01:22:27.206 This is Adam talking right now. 01:22:27.526 --> 01:22:27.786 Yeah. 01:22:28.166 --> 01:22:29.367 And shall we flip the songs around? 01:22:29.387 --> 01:22:30.468 Shall we start with my song? 01:22:30.528 --> 01:22:30.928 Alright then. 01:22:31.028 --> 01:22:32.129 So this is Joe's song. 01:22:32.549 --> 01:22:35.932 The theme this week, listeners, was instructional songs for children. 01:22:36.532 --> 01:22:52.007 That might you know teach them something so these are songs for for kiddies my songs called the right and wrong song This is to teach kids to be able to discern the difference between right and wrong See if you as an adult can tell during this song which things are right and which are wrong. 01:22:52.067 --> 01:22:52.488 Here we go 01:23:06.309 --> 01:23:08.134 Is it right to join a gang? 01:23:08.535 --> 01:23:10.259 Is it right to kill a man? 01:23:10.319 --> 01:23:12.425 Is it right to buy a gun? 01:23:12.525 --> 01:23:14.029 Is stabbing people fun? 01:23:14.269 --> 01:23:14.710 It's wrong! 01:23:23.759 --> 01:23:25.620 Is it right to read and write? 01:23:25.780 --> 01:23:27.741 Is it right to be polite? 01:23:28.161 --> 01:23:29.942 Is it right to work at school? 01:23:29.982 --> 01:23:31.303 Don't ever play the fort. 01:23:31.403 --> 01:23:32.884 It's right. 01:23:33.404 --> 01:23:36.205 This is a song about wrong and right. 01:23:36.285 --> 01:23:37.726 Those things are right. 01:23:37.746 --> 01:23:41.168 This is a song about wrong and right. 01:23:41.228 --> 01:23:42.949 Is it right to have a smoke? 01:23:43.389 --> 01:23:45.250 Light a split for slips and coke? 01:23:45.630 --> 01:23:47.351 Is it right to deal crack? 01:23:47.411 --> 01:23:48.771 There's nothing wrong with that. 01:23:48.811 --> 01:23:49.372 It's right. 01:23:58.672 --> 01:24:00.574 Is it right to sit up straight? 01:24:00.894 --> 01:24:02.596 Is it right to clean your plate? 01:24:03.056 --> 01:24:04.838 Is it right to clean your room? 01:24:04.918 --> 01:24:06.279 Learn facts about the moon 01:24:15.978 --> 01:24:17.899 Is it right to happy slap? 01:24:18.359 --> 01:24:20.440 Is it right to black, black, blacked? 01:24:20.520 --> 01:24:23.861 Is it right to trash your place, put your party on my space? 01:24:23.881 --> 01:24:26.302 It's wrong! 01:24:26.402 --> 01:24:29.023 This is a song about right and wrong! 01:24:39.428 --> 01:24:40.949 There we go, that's Joe's song this week. 01:24:41.169 --> 01:24:42.310 It's called the right and wrong song. 01:24:42.350 --> 01:24:43.731 Is that you playing recorder there? 01:24:43.991 --> 01:24:45.492 No, that's off of garage. 01:24:45.572 --> 01:24:47.333 No. 01:24:47.534 --> 01:24:48.774 You've got recorder skills though, don't you? 01:24:48.815 --> 01:24:50.015 Or Annabelle does, anyway. 01:24:50.115 --> 01:24:50.836 Annabelle does, yeah. 01:24:50.896 --> 01:24:54.759 I've got kind of, you know, I was educated up to the age of seven in recorder. 01:24:55.359 --> 01:24:58.781 If you want to vote for that one, you text Joe to 64046. 01:24:59.042 --> 01:25:02.324 Or if you want to vote for Adams, you text Adam to 64046. 01:25:03.064 --> 01:25:07.548 Or if you're listening again, email adamandjoe.6musicatbbc.co.uk. 01:25:08.388 --> 01:25:12.572 Now here is my song listeners, this is Adam's song and it's called Toothpaste Brush. 01:25:13.693 --> 01:25:29.069 Every morning you should get a little toothpaste And pop it on the bristles on your brush Then get to work with the brush and the toothpaste Cleaning off the dirt, no need to rush 01:25:30.151 --> 01:25:42.058 I care so much for the health of my gums and teeth That I have a brushing session after eating every meal And I also use some gloss and some mouthwash 01:25:42.947 --> 01:26:10.866 And perhaps an interdental brush, depending how I feel Apart from cutting down on expensive dentist bills This routine is my bread smelling nice And of course I have to say that there's nothing worse than to decay Look out for your teeth, that's my advice An electric toothbrush is what dentists recommend Just go easy or you'll mess up the enamel 01:26:13.436 --> 01:26:36.633 sort of abrupt ending there you see that caught everyone by surprise it's true you know if you go too hard on the teeth that's true you can damage the enamel and you don't want to do that no uh so that's a little instructional song there for children i thought that you know in my defense there because i'm my prospects oblique i have to say your song is impressive man and and uh you know it's you're dealing with more universal topics that i am 01:26:38.154 --> 01:26:39.355 And people might not like it. 01:26:39.375 --> 01:26:45.219 They might think it's like voting for McDonald's against a nice little knitted woolly sock. 01:26:46.019 --> 01:26:47.540 Do you know what I mean? 01:26:49.081 --> 01:26:51.282 Yes, I do know exactly what you mean. 01:26:51.843 --> 01:26:56.226 So anyway, that was Adam Buxton's toothpaste brush track. 01:26:56.286 --> 01:26:57.686 So vote for me, listeners. 01:26:58.747 --> 01:27:04.731 A vote for me is a vote for teeth and the care thereof, which is an important thing, you know, to worry about. 01:27:05.191 --> 01:27:06.551 But that's pretty much it for our show. 01:27:06.571 --> 01:27:08.992 A couple of housekeeping reminders. 01:27:09.052 --> 01:27:11.532 Don't forget our podcast is available from 6 p.m. 01:27:11.592 --> 01:27:12.372 tomorrow evening. 01:27:12.472 --> 01:27:14.673 That's the condensed version of this show. 01:27:15.233 --> 01:27:27.055 And also, if you'd like to get hold of various jingle jangles and things for your phone, like the Text the Nation jingle, there's various edits we've done there of that jingle that'll go on your phone. 01:27:27.415 --> 01:27:28.375 Go to the website. 01:27:28.515 --> 01:27:33.096 All you have to do is text the word mobile on your mobile phone and 01:27:33.576 --> 01:27:35.158 No, yeah, text the word mobile to 64046. 01:27:37.039 --> 01:27:35.158 64046. 01:27:39.361 --> 01:27:44.986 And then that'll take you to the website and you'll find all kinds of amazing little bits of rubbish there to improve your life. 01:27:45.827 --> 01:27:46.908 That's pretty much it for this week. 01:27:46.928 --> 01:27:49.170 Thanks to everybody who's texted and emailed. 01:27:49.831 --> 01:27:50.511 Keep emailing in. 01:27:50.551 --> 01:27:53.254 We read everything that you send even during the week. 01:27:53.454 --> 01:27:54.235 Even during the week! 01:27:54.315 --> 01:27:59.780 We should say that the guy who proposed to his girlfriend earlier on, Claire, 01:28:00.020 --> 01:28:00.801 She's saying yes! 01:28:00.821 --> 01:28:02.123 She's saying yes! 01:28:02.303 --> 01:28:05.126 So that's our first marriage here on The Element Show. 01:28:05.146 --> 01:28:06.928 That means we can have sex with either of you. 01:28:08.250 --> 01:28:08.750 Remember that. 01:28:09.071 --> 01:28:09.771 Okay. 01:28:09.952 --> 01:28:11.734 The lovely Liz Kershaws coming up soon. 01:28:11.794 --> 01:28:12.695 Stay tuned for that. 01:28:12.935 --> 01:28:13.956 We'll see you next Saturday. 01:28:14.036 --> 01:28:14.597 Have a good week. 01:28:14.637 --> 01:28:14.897 Bye. 01:28:14.917 --> 01:28:15.238 Bye-bye.