WEBVTT 00:01.049 --> 00:03.812 There you go, that's Billy Bragg with You Woke Up My Neighbourhood. 00:04.112 --> 00:06.535 This is Adam and Joe here on BBC Six Music. 00:06.775 --> 00:09.739 You're saying there you go as if people requested that or wanted it. 00:10.019 --> 00:11.020 Yeah, they did want it. 00:11.080 --> 00:12.021 Everyone wants some Bragg. 00:12.121 --> 00:14.664 Everyone likes a delicious slice of Bragg first thing in the morning. 00:14.684 --> 00:15.265 The barge. 00:15.285 --> 00:15.425 Mmm. 00:15.825 --> 00:15.986 Mmm. 00:16.166 --> 00:16.847 Could I have another? 00:17.007 --> 00:17.587 No, you can't. 00:18.228 --> 00:21.769 This is Adam and Jo, welcome to our Saturday morning show here on BBC 6 Music. 00:21.789 --> 00:27.511 We're here with you until noon and it's, it's like, I've thought of a simile or a metaphor. 00:27.831 --> 00:30.172 The show's like a box of chocolates, is it? 00:30.192 --> 00:31.333 Has anyone used that before? 00:31.533 --> 00:33.113 No, that's never been used. 00:33.613 --> 00:35.714 Only... In what way is it like a box of chocolates? 00:35.754 --> 00:37.095 Because there's different ones. 00:37.415 --> 00:39.155 Yeah, you never know what you're gonna get. 00:39.215 --> 00:39.676 That's right. 00:39.696 --> 00:40.356 Is that what you mean? 00:40.416 --> 00:40.576 Yes! 00:40.936 --> 00:41.497 Okay, good. 00:41.897 --> 00:43.138 Different segments and stuff. 00:43.479 --> 00:44.299 It's more like an orange. 00:44.359 --> 00:45.661 It's exactly like an orange. 00:45.721 --> 00:46.301 Like an orange. 00:46.962 --> 00:51.206 For instance, we are going to be announcing the winner of last week's song wars. 00:52.027 --> 01:00.755 Sorry, can I just ask you, can you just pronounce for instance a bit better, because it is like... For instance, there is a new government directive that those words have been combined. 01:00.915 --> 01:03.338 Yeah, especially, you know, you can lose your job for that. 01:03.778 --> 01:05.800 For instance, that's a BBC by saying for instance. 01:05.860 --> 01:08.162 Yeah, that's a town in France. 01:08.603 --> 01:10.645 That would be a good name for an instant frothy drink. 01:10.925 --> 01:11.506 It would, wouldn't it? 01:11.526 --> 01:11.986 For instance. 01:12.186 --> 01:12.787 For instance. 01:13.027 --> 01:17.071 By... Anyway, let's play some music or say what else is coming up. 01:17.091 --> 01:17.872 What else is coming up? 01:18.152 --> 01:21.115 Yeah, we've got a lot of song wars business to resolve. 01:21.215 --> 01:24.078 We've got this week's Song Wars and we've got last week's Song Wars to pay off. 01:24.098 --> 01:26.381 We're going to be announcing the winner of last week's Song Wars very soon. 01:26.641 --> 01:28.883 We're going to have Text the Nation, the nation's favourite segment. 01:29.264 --> 01:32.167 I'm going to tell you a little bit about my trip to Radiohead Studios. 01:32.187 --> 01:32.607 Exactly. 01:32.627 --> 01:33.028 A bit later on. 01:33.048 --> 01:33.729 I'm excited about that. 01:34.469 --> 01:37.112 And all sorts of other rambling nonsense coming up. 01:37.873 --> 01:39.455 But let's get into some more music right now. 01:39.515 --> 01:40.556 Here's some Baby Shambles. 01:40.856 --> 01:41.477 This is You Talk. 01:42.538 --> 01:44.598 Baby Shambles with You Talk. 01:44.998 --> 01:46.899 That was, uh, that was delightful. 01:47.519 --> 01:49.219 And, uh, it's a lovely morning. 01:49.659 --> 01:50.579 I'm filling here, Joe. 01:51.020 --> 01:52.200 You're doing a good job, man. 01:52.580 --> 01:54.200 We've got lots of other great music coming up. 01:54.240 --> 01:57.681 This hour alone, we're gonna have Althea and Donna in a second. 01:57.941 --> 01:58.781 Uptown top-ranked. 01:58.801 --> 01:59.381 I love that record. 01:59.401 --> 02:00.121 It's a classic track. 02:00.161 --> 02:02.142 We've got some strokes, some bloke party. 02:02.622 --> 02:03.922 Oh, you've got some main source. 02:04.002 --> 02:05.042 Yeah, this is looking great. 02:05.122 --> 02:09.783 But you should, uh, I know, sometimes we drop some of these songs and then people might get upset. 02:10.043 --> 02:13.587 Yeah, well, I was just sticking the flag in the mountain for those particular bands. 02:13.647 --> 02:13.907 Right, okay. 02:13.927 --> 02:14.928 We can't drop them now. 02:14.948 --> 02:15.268 Fair enough. 02:15.308 --> 02:16.389 It's a crafty technique. 02:16.409 --> 02:19.833 Yeah, that's very... Hey, have we got a Song Wars jingle we could play? 02:19.853 --> 02:21.595 You're gonna be hearing this jingle a lot this morning. 02:21.615 --> 02:23.476 Well, we're not going right into Song Wars just yet. 02:23.496 --> 02:23.597 What? 02:23.617 --> 02:25.238 I thought we were gonna pay off last week's Song Wars. 02:25.258 --> 02:26.439 We're gonna do it in just a second. 02:26.620 --> 02:26.880 Okay. 02:27.561 --> 02:29.603 But first of all, we've got some more music for you. 02:30.263 --> 02:30.584 This is... 02:31.184 --> 02:32.485 Oh, this is one of my choices. 02:32.546 --> 02:33.246 I chose this one. 02:33.527 --> 02:34.267 This is a good track. 02:34.307 --> 02:38.091 This is from Sparks and it's from their album, Number One Song in Heaven. 02:38.131 --> 02:42.436 This is when they went all kind of disco and weirdly techno-ish. 02:42.676 --> 02:43.317 Hope you enjoy it. 02:43.417 --> 02:44.398 It's called My Other Voice. 02:49.372 --> 02:50.132 Nah, nah, nah, nah. 02:50.152 --> 02:52.153 They've got their symbols backwards, mate. 02:52.734 --> 02:53.014 Nah. 02:53.574 --> 02:54.375 How embarrassing. 02:54.435 --> 02:55.455 How embarrassing. 02:56.676 --> 02:57.256 Oh, dear. 02:57.476 --> 02:57.836 Whoops. 02:58.397 --> 02:59.357 Another boo-boo. 02:59.617 --> 03:00.638 Listen, Ron. 03:01.378 --> 03:03.259 I don't know how to tell you this. 03:03.719 --> 03:05.240 You know the song we just did? 03:06.281 --> 03:07.561 The symbols are backwards. 03:08.322 --> 03:10.443 Russell, how could you have done that? 03:10.463 --> 03:12.444 Is that what happens if you just put them on upside down? 03:12.964 --> 03:13.724 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 03:13.804 --> 03:14.965 It's real, that's how they get that noise. 03:14.985 --> 03:15.545 Yeah, exactly. 03:15.565 --> 03:17.606 It's Adam and Joel on BBC Six Music. 03:17.646 --> 03:18.066 Good morning. 03:18.106 --> 03:20.667 Hope you're having a lovely Saturday morning. 03:20.727 --> 03:21.487 Not you, you. 03:21.807 --> 03:22.027 Yeah. 03:22.508 --> 03:22.948 You won. 03:23.148 --> 03:26.169 That was Spark, since then you just heard with the track called My Other Voice. 03:26.229 --> 03:26.929 Hope you enjoyed it. 03:27.309 --> 03:29.930 And sorry, we had to hold off on the song wars thing there. 03:29.950 --> 03:31.391 There's just a little bit of drama, Ham. 03:31.411 --> 03:32.331 Just a little bit of drama. 03:32.351 --> 03:33.872 I felt my authority was compromised. 03:34.312 --> 03:39.899 Sorry, man, didn't want to compromise your authority, but, um, you know... I'm sorry, I didn't, I don't mind. 03:39.919 --> 03:43.102 We were gonna play clips of last week's Song Wars tracks. 03:43.503 --> 03:44.264 Hey, let's do it now! 04:02.901 --> 04:08.187 And of course we had to put our songs to a delayed listener test last week because the show was pre-recorded. 04:08.747 --> 04:12.451 But now we're back live so we didn't know who had won last week. 04:12.772 --> 04:16.816 Last week the songs were constructed around found 04:17.797 --> 04:18.758 uh, lyrics, weren't they? 04:18.898 --> 04:19.258 That's right. 04:19.298 --> 04:24.482 We asked listeners to send in found text, uh, recipes, uh, instructions, that kind of thing. 04:25.143 --> 04:29.846 Um, and, uh, I'm just, uh, receiving the envelope here with the winner inside it. 04:29.866 --> 04:31.788 Can't wait to grab your little hands on the envelope. 04:32.328 --> 04:35.050 And so, uh, your votes came in during the week. 04:35.331 --> 04:35.931 They flooded in. 04:36.191 --> 04:36.712 They did. 04:36.732 --> 04:38.593 They had to, uh, install new plumbing. 04:39.154 --> 04:44.037 And, uh, I had quite a long song and it was the, the, the lyrics were about, we don't have a copy of the lyrics to hand, do we? 04:44.117 --> 04:44.778 No, why would we? 04:45.618 --> 04:50.641 Well, it was basically the instructions to IKEA Frozen Meatballs. 04:50.681 --> 04:51.321 That's the reason. 04:51.861 --> 04:56.563 And we constructed our songs around those instructions word for word. 04:57.544 --> 05:06.788 I'm a little bit disgruntled this morning because I had to play a version last week that was not quite finished because we had to rush into the studio as pre-recorded and I went to town. 05:07.088 --> 05:08.389 I didn't go all the way to town. 05:08.669 --> 05:09.950 I stopped just short of the town. 05:09.970 --> 05:10.711 On the outskirts of town. 05:10.731 --> 05:14.814 Yeah, I was on the outskirts of the town, so I played a track that wasn't, in my view, quite finished. 05:15.214 --> 05:19.037 And I spent yesterday remixing it, getting it pristine, but there was a bit of a mix-up. 05:19.057 --> 05:20.978 But that's queering the pitch a bit, isn't it? 05:20.998 --> 05:24.060 It is a little bit, because your song is your song on the day that it's played. 05:24.160 --> 05:24.520 Fair enough. 05:24.540 --> 05:24.801 Fair enough. 05:24.821 --> 05:25.901 So go and wiggle it about. 05:26.021 --> 05:26.662 Well, I guess. 05:26.982 --> 05:29.624 But anyway, I mean, that was a statement, not a question. 05:29.984 --> 05:30.505 You can't. 05:31.085 --> 05:31.685 No, you can. 05:31.826 --> 05:32.946 I'm opening the envelope. 05:33.307 --> 05:34.387 Well, we have to hear clips from the songbirds. 05:34.407 --> 05:34.888 Oh, we have to hear clips. 05:34.908 --> 05:35.268 That's true. 05:35.288 --> 05:36.489 I've got the full songs. 05:37.156 --> 05:38.477 Okay, so these are last week's songs. 05:38.497 --> 05:39.818 They're on the subject of meatballs. 05:40.118 --> 05:41.579 The IKEA Meatball Recipe. 05:42.039 --> 05:43.440 We'll start with my little shorty one. 05:43.920 --> 05:46.542 This is my kind of... We decided it was Stadium Bowie. 05:46.702 --> 05:48.603 Blast Spider Period Stadium Bowie. 05:48.643 --> 05:50.505 This is the recipe for IKEA Meatballs. 05:52.706 --> 05:54.227 Place the meatballs. 05:54.807 --> 05:55.488 Place the meatballs. 05:55.608 --> 05:57.369 Place the meatballs. 05:57.389 --> 05:58.389 Place the meatballs. 05:58.930 --> 06:00.491 Place the meatballs. 06:00.971 --> 06:03.333 Place the meatballs. 06:08.126 --> 06:22.435 Place the meatballs in an ovenproof dish and heat at 225 degrees centigrade for about 15 minutes in a microwave at 700 watts. 06:24.996 --> 06:41.048 Place the meatballs in a bowl without a lid and meat at full power for 45 minutes stuff after half the time I said stir the meatballs after half the time come on 06:41.828 --> 06:43.029 And I don't like this. 06:43.089 --> 06:45.149 He hasn't stood the test of time. 06:45.189 --> 06:45.430 No. 06:45.530 --> 06:46.490 This is a bit. 06:46.570 --> 06:48.211 Get my meatballs! 06:48.451 --> 06:49.311 Come on, meatballs! 06:49.831 --> 06:51.652 It's nice at the end there. 06:51.672 --> 06:53.132 Yeah, the ending's the best bit. 06:53.233 --> 06:55.213 I'm, you know, I've very much doubt that'll win. 06:55.273 --> 06:56.154 It starts strong. 06:56.454 --> 06:58.635 If it wins, there's something wrong out there. 06:58.655 --> 07:02.376 Now listen, I'm not proposing we hear the whole of mine because A, I'm not happy with the mix. 07:02.416 --> 07:02.656 Yeah. 07:03.016 --> 07:04.317 B, it's very long. 07:04.417 --> 07:06.918 So let's just hear the beginning of my version of meatballs. 07:07.458 --> 07:09.539 This is a sort of New York punk version. 07:10.560 --> 07:14.621 That sounds, it sounds dreadful. 07:14.661 --> 07:16.542 It sounds good, I like it. 07:16.662 --> 07:19.683 I wouldn't want to eat this guy's meatballs. 07:20.083 --> 07:25.245 I don't even think it's coming out of stereo, is it? 07:25.305 --> 07:25.525 Yeah? 07:25.545 --> 07:27.566 That's good, I like that little scream. 07:43.067 --> 07:43.267 No. 07:43.468 --> 07:44.788 You see all this bits? 07:44.888 --> 07:46.629 I've remixed all this. 07:47.630 --> 07:49.851 I just think his kitchen would be filthy. 07:50.291 --> 07:52.152 Okay, that's enough, that's enough meatballs there. 07:52.372 --> 07:58.636 There's a nice little bit at the end, there's a nice coda where there's a big chorus and everyone sings along, meatballs. 07:59.016 --> 07:59.276 Is there? 07:59.296 --> 08:00.177 What, on the new version? 08:00.457 --> 08:01.197 No, on this one. 08:02.298 --> 08:04.599 But listen, let's find out who's one. 08:04.659 --> 08:05.580 So those were the songs? 08:06.540 --> 08:07.481 This is a scandal. 08:08.181 --> 08:08.662 I've won. 08:09.062 --> 08:09.502 No way. 08:09.683 --> 08:11.684 Yeah, that is scandalous, listeners. 08:11.784 --> 08:12.205 I've won by 68%. 08:12.365 --> 08:14.627 Is that really true? 08:14.647 --> 08:14.627 68%! 08:14.947 --> 08:18.169 For my awful Bowie dirge that I did in four minutes. 08:18.249 --> 08:19.410 Look, what does this indicate? 08:19.450 --> 08:22.833 This indicates that either... You know what, Adam? 08:22.953 --> 08:24.454 I'm... I'm... What's the word? 08:24.554 --> 08:27.156 I'm surrendering that victory, giving it to you. 08:27.176 --> 08:29.758 No, I don't want... I'm like Marlon Brando at the Oscars. 08:29.798 --> 08:30.759 You're my red Indian. 08:31.019 --> 08:31.300 Right. 08:32.060 --> 08:34.685 No, uh, who was it that gave- it was Cuba Gooding Jr. 08:34.725 --> 08:35.907 that gave away his Oscar, wasn't it? 08:35.927 --> 08:37.068 That's a more recent example. 08:37.129 --> 08:39.312 Yeah, Marlon did do that, I do believe as well. 08:39.733 --> 08:41.656 Uh, well... It's saying Adam's 32%, Joe's 68%. 08:41.696 --> 08:42.197 Here's the chorus. 08:46.843 --> 08:50.125 That's what you didn't vote for, you lunatics. 08:50.145 --> 08:53.167 So what does that bring the score to now on Song Wars? 08:53.187 --> 08:53.568 3-0. 08:53.588 --> 08:53.828 3-0. 08:53.848 --> 08:56.610 You see, this is a tricky thing. 08:56.630 --> 08:57.550 You fade it down, please. 08:57.570 --> 08:58.631 No, that's hurting my brain. 08:59.131 --> 09:00.913 This is the situation now in Song Wars. 09:00.933 --> 09:01.953 This is our fourth show. 09:02.274 --> 09:04.115 We've done three editions of Song Wars. 09:04.835 --> 09:05.996 I, Joe, have won all three. 09:07.217 --> 09:09.699 But don't let that prejudice this week. 09:09.819 --> 09:10.439 Song Wars. 09:10.479 --> 09:10.980 Here we go. 09:11.160 --> 09:12.281 Don't let your pity for Adam. 09:13.061 --> 09:15.543 Prejudice base the songs on their merits. 09:15.683 --> 09:19.025 Could you be the most ungracious man in the United Kingdom? 09:19.366 --> 09:24.349 I just think that there should be sort of a you know scientific accuracy on this thing Oh my goodness. 09:24.650 --> 09:30.294 Listen, we'll come back to song wars a little later on but first here's some more music some proper music This is Susie in the Banshees with Christine 09:41.525 --> 09:48.069 Susan the Banshee is with Christine, who was involved in the alien attack in War of the Worlds. 09:48.850 --> 09:49.310 Christine? 09:49.770 --> 09:50.891 She was disintegrated. 09:51.271 --> 09:51.952 Yes, that's right. 09:52.112 --> 09:55.134 She was the one when he was running past the car. 09:55.194 --> 09:56.435 Yeah, yeah. 09:56.535 --> 09:58.176 And you saw it reflected in the wing mirror. 09:58.256 --> 09:59.077 It's very sad, isn't it? 09:59.117 --> 09:59.897 It was very sad. 10:00.798 --> 10:02.359 Before that, she was a strawberry girl. 10:02.859 --> 10:03.660 Is that true? 10:04.060 --> 10:05.342 What a life Christina's had. 10:05.682 --> 10:07.504 This is Adam and Jo on BBC Six Music. 10:07.724 --> 10:11.988 Now, Jo, maybe you can tell me about the Tesco ad with the Spice Girls in it. 10:12.829 --> 10:13.549 Have you seen that one? 10:14.030 --> 10:14.731 No, no. 10:14.851 --> 10:15.231 Have you not? 10:15.772 --> 10:22.718 No, but word on the street is that telly's full of these amazingly expensive lavish Christmas commercials. 10:22.778 --> 10:23.019 Right. 10:23.479 --> 10:25.581 They're throwing bigger and bigger Hollywood stars. 10:25.741 --> 10:26.642 I mean, they must have. 10:27.603 --> 10:28.043 Hello there. 10:28.664 --> 10:29.064 Hello there. 10:29.084 --> 10:30.285 That's how you pronounce it now, isn't it? 10:30.325 --> 10:31.626 That's the official new pronunciation. 10:31.646 --> 10:31.906 It is. 10:31.986 --> 10:35.208 Yeah, with a slightly, sort of halfway to going... Exactly. 10:35.588 --> 10:37.709 Now that there aren't any proper big styles or blockbusters in them. 10:37.729 --> 10:38.990 Or good films, you pronounce it. 10:39.010 --> 10:39.471 Hello there. 10:41.432 --> 10:42.833 But what is that? 10:42.853 --> 10:44.173 Because there's all those commercials. 10:44.234 --> 10:44.394 Yeah. 10:45.134 --> 11:01.842 out there it's like the uh 50s again in what what no the 40s i don't know but it's recessionary yeah right there's like an inch of desperation to it i mean that must have cost a lot of money unless the spice girls were taking a significant cut on their usual they work for very little money now 11:02.222 --> 11:06.024 Well, I would imagine they work for less than they did at the height of girl power, you would think. 11:06.504 --> 11:17.029 But still, even so, they've probably got powerful agents, they must be wangling them some decent fees, and you're multiplying a pretty good fee by five as soon as you harness the power of the girls. 11:17.709 --> 11:30.498 And then, anyway, if you haven't seen this ad, folks, this is an ad for Big Supermarket Chain, and it's for Christmas shopping there, and it features all the girls running around doing their shopping. 11:30.738 --> 11:35.001 I think the idea is that they're buying things for each other, for the other members of the Spice League. 11:35.021 --> 11:37.043 It's a far-fetched scenario, but we'll go with it. 11:37.203 --> 11:37.823 Well, exactly. 11:37.863 --> 11:39.184 I mean, it's fraught with a lot of problems. 11:39.224 --> 11:43.367 Is there a bit where they shove razor blades into the gifts they've bought for each other? 11:43.727 --> 11:43.987 No. 11:44.087 --> 11:44.647 Is that no? 11:45.048 --> 11:45.628 They wouldn't do that. 11:45.808 --> 11:47.308 No, they all get on very well now. 11:47.508 --> 11:48.029 That's right. 11:48.169 --> 11:49.989 Yeah, they're all delightful friends. 11:50.450 --> 11:53.951 But it's weird because they keep hiding from each other, you know? 11:54.371 --> 12:06.275 Like, as soon as the whole thing is like, when Mel B comes round the corner, Posh Spice suddenly jumps in front of a TV screen that has her face on it anyway, thereby disguising herself, because she's everywhere. 12:06.376 --> 12:06.876 That's the idea. 12:06.896 --> 12:07.916 Sounds amazing. 12:08.056 --> 12:08.896 It's sort of amazing. 12:09.317 --> 12:12.978 But it's very odd because, like, they're all just desperately hiding from each other. 12:13.018 --> 12:13.518 You know what I mean? 12:13.578 --> 12:21.724 And I can't figure out if they're hiding from each other because they don't want each other to see the gifts they've got, each other, or they're just ashamed that they're so cheap. 12:21.764 --> 12:23.185 They're just really thick. 12:23.405 --> 12:23.645 Right. 12:23.725 --> 12:24.866 They're really stupid. 12:24.926 --> 12:25.687 It's like toddlers. 12:25.927 --> 12:26.167 Yeah. 12:26.587 --> 12:28.008 They just like to hide and stuff. 12:28.308 --> 12:28.629 Okay. 12:29.009 --> 12:29.749 I just wanted to check. 12:29.769 --> 12:42.078 Hey, if you know the answer to Adam's Quandary, don't forget you can text us at any point on 64046 or email adamandjo.6musicatbbc.co.g-g-bbc.co.uk And then you just, aww, you slipped up at the end there. 12:42.478 --> 12:45.002 Althea and Donna time, here's uptown top ranking. 12:49.381 --> 12:50.462 Yeah, that's good, isn't it? 12:50.602 --> 12:53.183 That's the strokes with some date. 12:54.503 --> 12:56.644 And this is Adam and Joe here on BBC Six Music. 12:56.684 --> 12:57.005 Hi. 12:57.925 --> 12:59.486 That's Joe Cornish saying hi. 12:59.686 --> 13:01.687 Now, I feel sorry for Craig David this week. 13:01.787 --> 13:08.250 I don't know if you've been reading the mags, but Craig David's got a new album out that probably no one that listens to Six Music will be interested in. 13:08.550 --> 13:11.031 Neither am I. But God bless him and everything. 13:11.171 --> 13:11.411 Yeah. 13:11.611 --> 13:16.213 I was going to say people that listen to Six Music have very Catholic tastes. 13:16.233 --> 13:16.994 Does that mean broad? 13:17.034 --> 13:17.174 Yeah. 13:17.854 --> 13:19.314 Catholics don't have broad tastes. 13:19.334 --> 13:24.696 They have very... I am a... I was baptized a Catholic, but they have quite limited strict rules. 13:24.916 --> 13:27.097 Yeah, but... Where does that expression come from then? 13:27.117 --> 13:27.577 I've no idea. 13:27.917 --> 13:28.177 Okay. 13:28.577 --> 13:34.479 Anyway, Craig David's been speaking out in the press about how Avid Marion's Bose Elector sketch affected him. 13:34.959 --> 13:35.679 Oh, really? 13:35.739 --> 13:35.919 Yeah. 13:36.019 --> 13:36.940 It's quite interesting. 13:37.000 --> 13:40.821 He sort of waited until Bose Elector sort of off the cultural radar a bit. 13:40.841 --> 13:41.061 Yeah. 13:41.361 --> 13:44.422 And now he's spilling his heart about how it psychologically affected him. 13:44.822 --> 13:45.402 Really? 13:45.422 --> 13:46.983 It kind of ruined his life. 13:47.343 --> 13:47.703 No. 13:47.743 --> 13:49.183 For about two years, yeah. 13:49.363 --> 13:50.163 Everywhere he went. 13:50.523 --> 13:51.764 Great David. 13:52.244 --> 13:52.424 Yeah. 13:52.664 --> 13:57.645 He looked at his own face in the mirror and started to hate him. 13:57.685 --> 13:58.205 You laugh. 13:58.746 --> 13:59.886 But it's interesting, isn't it? 14:00.006 --> 14:06.327 As comedians, sometimes one does impressions or things that could be slightly cruel about people. 14:07.208 --> 14:09.868 Or, you know, and you think, well, they're famous. 14:09.928 --> 14:11.549 They, you know, they can take it. 14:11.569 --> 14:11.649 Yeah. 14:12.409 --> 14:14.111 But it's not true. 14:14.251 --> 14:14.871 That's true, isn't it? 14:14.891 --> 14:20.176 I was watching an episode of Larry Sanders this week, an old Larry Sanders episode about exactly this thing. 14:20.216 --> 14:23.278 And he gets, who's the guy from Wayne's World? 14:23.338 --> 14:25.660 Not Mike Myers, but Dana Carvey. 14:25.821 --> 14:29.083 Dana Carvey does an impression of Larry Sanders, of Gary Shandling. 14:29.644 --> 14:30.745 And it's really cruel. 14:30.785 --> 14:31.886 And he's whining like this. 14:31.906 --> 14:34.108 And he'd say, oh, my ass looks big in these pants. 14:34.468 --> 14:35.068 And I remember that one. 14:35.088 --> 14:42.613 And it totally destroys his confidence and he can't get beyond this impression that he's doing and he's trying to get reassurance from everyone that he's not really like that, you know. 14:42.853 --> 14:47.636 We did a thing on a series of our ancient show where Adam did a very good impression of Zane though. 14:47.756 --> 14:49.077 It wasn't very accurate though. 14:49.237 --> 14:50.318 It was quite good though. 14:50.458 --> 14:58.443 It was supposed to be... Did you ever worry that that might, that that might, you know... A little bit, yeah, because I heard from someone... He wasn't even that famous at the time. 14:58.803 --> 15:04.687 No, I heard from someone that he didn't really like or he said, what's so funny about it? 15:04.707 --> 15:08.510 You know, as you would if someone said, oh, there's someone doing an impression of you. 15:08.550 --> 15:13.753 And usually you see if someone does an impression of you, it's usually to you not accurate in any way. 15:14.614 --> 15:14.994 The public. 15:15.094 --> 15:15.655 Oh, I see what you mean. 15:15.895 --> 15:16.075 Yeah. 15:16.155 --> 15:16.355 Yeah. 15:16.455 --> 15:18.016 You just sort of think, that's not me at all. 15:18.077 --> 15:18.337 What? 15:18.457 --> 15:19.237 I don't understand. 15:19.257 --> 15:20.738 Yeah, but that's almost worse. 15:20.919 --> 15:23.320 You know, Craig David doesn't talk like that. 15:23.841 --> 15:25.682 And his face isn't that extended. 15:25.722 --> 15:26.723 His chin isn't that big. 15:26.843 --> 15:34.888 But listen, I would say that Lee Francis, who does both selector, would be in exactly the same campus I was with Zane Lowe as a fan. 15:34.928 --> 15:35.489 You know what I mean? 15:35.789 --> 15:36.950 Like as a genuine fan. 15:37.010 --> 15:38.411 But what about the consequences of his action? 15:38.491 --> 15:41.493 Craig David couldn't walk down the street without being mocked. 15:41.913 --> 15:42.354 No, exactly. 15:42.374 --> 15:43.394 That didn't happen to Zane Lowe. 15:44.455 --> 15:44.675 No. 15:45.736 --> 15:47.477 I know, that's harsh, you know. 15:48.297 --> 15:54.380 I must say I felt for Craig David and I thought in future I might stray, you know, steer away from that sort of thing. 15:55.020 --> 15:55.200 Right. 15:55.220 --> 15:56.161 It's just a little bit cheap. 15:57.282 --> 15:59.164 On the other hand, man, people delight in that. 15:59.184 --> 15:59.604 It is fun. 15:59.904 --> 16:02.527 At the same time, Craig David did embrace it at the time. 16:02.567 --> 16:03.648 I mean, he had to. 16:03.848 --> 16:08.952 And he says in these interviews that he would be really polite to... What's his name, Lee Francis? 16:08.972 --> 16:09.613 Lee Francis, yeah. 16:09.713 --> 16:11.134 Yeah, and enthusiastic and stuff. 16:11.314 --> 16:13.576 But then at one stage he did corner Lee Francis about it. 16:13.856 --> 16:14.076 Right. 16:14.296 --> 16:16.478 Backstage at a gig and he said, you're ruining my life. 16:16.799 --> 16:17.219 No. 16:17.319 --> 16:17.579 Yeah. 16:17.960 --> 16:19.521 There was swearing in the article I read. 16:19.541 --> 16:20.442 Oh my lord. 16:20.482 --> 16:20.662 Yeah. 16:20.942 --> 16:26.206 No, because I remember Lee Francis saying that he was going on stage with Craig David at one point. 16:26.246 --> 16:27.246 That's right. 16:27.306 --> 16:28.307 Craig David appeared in the show. 16:28.487 --> 16:29.007 Yeah, yeah. 16:29.228 --> 16:29.948 But he hated it. 16:30.068 --> 16:30.648 It ruined his life. 16:30.688 --> 16:35.512 And now, he's having to, every interview he does for his new album, he's being asked about it. 16:35.752 --> 16:36.032 Right. 16:36.312 --> 16:43.997 So really, the post-elective creation has got more sort of a cultural longevity. 16:44.037 --> 16:44.758 Yeah, you got there. 16:44.898 --> 16:45.158 Yeah. 16:45.858 --> 16:46.159 I'm not. 16:46.419 --> 16:46.899 I'm tired. 16:47.239 --> 16:47.860 I'm finished. 16:47.880 --> 16:49.561 Let's play another music. 16:49.841 --> 16:51.042 Craig David! 16:51.062 --> 16:52.843 Come on. 16:52.863 --> 16:53.884 We're just keeping it going. 16:53.924 --> 16:54.545 Yeah, of course. 16:54.565 --> 16:55.205 Poor Craig David. 16:55.285 --> 16:58.067 Craig... My unit buys record just as a sort of a charity question. 16:58.127 --> 16:59.168 Craig David. 16:59.749 --> 17:00.509 You shaved the beard off. 17:00.709 --> 17:01.530 It's a new Craig David. 17:03.011 --> 17:04.512 Oh no, look, we're starting it again now. 17:04.532 --> 17:05.313 What have we got now? 17:05.353 --> 17:06.974 We've got some block party for you folks. 17:06.994 --> 17:07.495 This is Flux. 17:10.313 --> 17:10.974 Spatchcock. 17:11.094 --> 17:17.243 That's the intense sounds of Dirty Shirty, who will be supporting the naughty men at the Nunty Rooms in Depresorall this week. 17:18.064 --> 17:18.605 Meat Farm. 17:19.246 --> 17:20.748 That is Adam saying no, Impression. 17:20.768 --> 17:24.673 See, it's not- Somebody texted us in to ask for the, um, foot-foot to hear that Impression. 17:24.713 --> 17:25.955 It's not a very accurate Impression. 17:26.255 --> 17:27.495 And in fact, he's not like that anymore. 17:27.535 --> 17:35.197 My impression was based on Zayn in the olden days when he was on MTV and he was just starting out and he was incredibly intense. 17:35.237 --> 17:41.259 The thing that... I mean, I liked the show because, like, it was a proper, unironic show about his enthusiasm for music, you know. 17:41.499 --> 17:45.420 You'd use that kind of convenient get-out clause that it was a non-marsh. 17:45.680 --> 17:47.201 It was a homage, it really genuinely was. 17:47.441 --> 17:54.086 But in the same, you know, in the same respect, you always latch on to the thing that is ludicrous about something you loved, you know what I mean? 17:54.527 --> 18:01.071 Like, especially when people do things that are from the heart, it's easy to kind of have a little... It's a dangerous game doing things from the heart. 18:01.232 --> 18:02.012 Yeah, well, exactly. 18:02.072 --> 18:06.015 But if you're a true original, which I genuinely believe Zane Lowe is, you know what I mean? 18:06.055 --> 18:10.939 He's someone who's blazed the trail for his passion, which is indie music. 18:13.600 --> 18:20.222 And if you're someone like that who's like, generally coming from a sincere place, then it's quite easy to have a little chuckle at you. 18:20.562 --> 18:27.945 But Lee Francis, you know, he based his entire career on not just a person, but a phrase in the person's song, Bo Selecta. 18:28.365 --> 18:29.406 What was that joke you just got? 18:30.386 --> 18:30.967 It's quite a good joke. 18:30.987 --> 18:32.488 This is probably his old, very very old. 18:32.608 --> 18:34.969 It's okay, Craig David seems to be picking himself back up again. 18:35.249 --> 18:37.211 Did you hear he's training for the 2012 Olympics? 18:37.571 --> 18:39.652 Apparently he's going to be on the Great Britain Archery Team. 18:40.012 --> 18:41.714 He won't actually be firing any arrows though. 18:42.094 --> 18:43.134 He's just the boat selector. 18:43.235 --> 18:43.775 There you go. 18:44.115 --> 18:44.375 Nice. 18:44.916 --> 18:45.316 Nice job. 18:45.516 --> 18:49.038 You know, Zane actually invited us to the... I caught that invite, yeah. 18:49.058 --> 18:50.179 ...fifth year anniversary party. 18:50.239 --> 18:52.781 I don't know if I can make it but I'd really like to have gone. 18:52.901 --> 18:53.581 To apologise. 18:54.162 --> 18:55.362 I've seen him since then. 18:55.402 --> 18:56.563 I saw him a few years ago. 18:56.663 --> 18:57.784 You can't apologise enough though. 18:58.124 --> 19:03.865 No, maybe... You know, the difference is that lots of people watch Bo Selecta, whereas nobody watched our television programme. 19:03.886 --> 19:04.486 Well, exactly. 19:04.526 --> 19:07.947 The thing is that Zane Lowe is far more successful than we are. 19:08.707 --> 19:11.527 Okay, it's time for Text the Nation! 19:11.547 --> 19:14.268 Text the Nation! 19:14.388 --> 19:14.668 Text! 19:14.748 --> 19:15.048 Text! 19:15.088 --> 19:15.468 Text! 19:15.548 --> 19:16.309 Text the Nation! 19:16.369 --> 19:17.349 What if I don't want to? 19:17.569 --> 19:18.309 Text the Nation! 19:18.389 --> 19:19.389 But I'm using email. 19:19.569 --> 19:20.290 Is that a problem? 19:20.330 --> 19:20.890 It doesn't matter! 19:20.930 --> 19:21.150 Text! 19:23.837 --> 19:27.759 That's right, this is the part of the show where we ask you to send us texts. 19:28.940 --> 19:29.800 It's as simple as that. 19:30.321 --> 19:37.845 And this week, the theme of the Text-a-Nation feature is... What superhero powers would you have? 19:38.445 --> 19:39.305 If it was up to you. 19:39.345 --> 19:45.028 If you could choose any kind of special superhero power, like in the program Heroes, what would your power be? 19:45.549 --> 19:46.409 The text number is 64046. 19:46.969 --> 19:49.431 Uh, yeah. 19:49.871 --> 19:51.352 And remember, this is important. 19:51.972 --> 19:54.073 It is very important, it's the nation's favourite feature. 19:54.093 --> 20:00.275 So if you don't support the nation's favourite feature, then you're involved in Featureside, which is crying. 20:01.256 --> 20:03.576 Now listen, we usually offer some suggestions of our own. 20:03.736 --> 20:05.057 I found this one a bit tricky. 20:05.097 --> 20:06.718 So did I. You suggested it. 20:06.738 --> 20:08.058 I know, it seemed like a good idea at the time. 20:08.078 --> 20:08.878 What were you playing at? 20:08.958 --> 20:09.298 I don't know. 20:09.318 --> 20:12.200 I tell you why, because a lot of people are already all over it. 20:12.540 --> 20:12.780 Right. 20:13.040 --> 20:14.040 The film Mystery Men. 20:14.340 --> 20:14.520 Yeah. 20:14.720 --> 20:15.701 The film The Specials. 20:16.241 --> 20:16.901 Uh-huh. 20:17.021 --> 20:17.602 Heroes. 20:17.762 --> 20:18.502 What's The Specials? 20:19.322 --> 20:23.404 It's a kind of bad American Superhero spoof film. 20:23.625 --> 20:25.105 It came out direct to DVD over here. 20:25.245 --> 20:26.946 Not a biopic about the Coventry film. 20:26.966 --> 20:27.787 No, sadly not. 20:27.827 --> 20:28.607 That would be good, though. 20:28.647 --> 20:28.887 Yeah. 20:29.828 --> 20:30.348 Who else does it? 20:30.408 --> 20:35.711 I think there's an ITV comedy coming up called No Heroics about superheroes with silly powers. 20:35.751 --> 20:37.392 Gosh, with silly powers these are. 20:38.352 --> 20:39.453 Well, silly-ish. 20:39.573 --> 20:41.094 You know, it's tricky with superpowers, isn't it? 20:41.114 --> 20:41.714 They're a tricky thing. 20:41.954 --> 20:42.254 Yeah. 20:42.355 --> 20:43.775 They usually come in a couple of forms. 20:45.136 --> 20:46.077 In the world of Stan Lee, 20:47.217 --> 20:58.284 and that kind of thing, the DC and Marvel world, they usually either replicate a power that something in the world already has, like an animal, or they're an expression of some kind of internal conflict. 20:58.544 --> 21:03.186 They're usually fairly elemental, like they're classic superheroes, you know, they're very strong. 21:03.226 --> 21:05.748 Elemental is a good word, yeah, that's to do with an animal or a substance. 21:05.828 --> 21:06.108 Yeah. 21:06.248 --> 21:08.589 A spider, iron, that kind of thing, an ant. 21:09.070 --> 21:11.971 Yeah, and of course, the modern... Who's laughing at ant? 21:12.912 --> 21:13.712 Why are you laughing at ant? 21:13.732 --> 21:14.253 Who's an ant? 21:14.993 --> 21:15.353 And man. 21:15.834 --> 21:19.857 Joe's just written a screenplay based on that man. 21:20.698 --> 21:21.919 So he's a little touchy about it. 21:21.979 --> 21:23.240 I do know what I'm talking about. 21:23.260 --> 21:24.301 He's a little touchy about the ends. 21:25.302 --> 21:34.369 But my superhero powers I was thinking, and I guess this is the way that superheroes are going now, is very specific modern day powers, like something useful in an everyday context. 21:34.629 --> 21:39.333 Right, like to be able to eject a CD tray. 21:39.494 --> 21:40.975 Is that one of your... Is that modern? 21:41.075 --> 21:41.115 No. 21:41.135 --> 21:41.715 Ejector. 21:42.056 --> 21:42.756 Ejector. 21:42.856 --> 21:43.137 Yeah. 21:43.797 --> 21:44.538 Yeah, that'd be quite good. 21:44.718 --> 21:47.239 That would be quite... No one has CD trays anymore, do they? 21:47.680 --> 21:48.020 Don't they? 21:48.200 --> 21:51.082 No, because you're sticking your CD in the computer. 21:51.382 --> 21:53.083 You don't want to know where I stick my CD. 21:53.183 --> 21:54.804 Oh, stop it, Willy, please. 21:55.125 --> 21:59.808 So I was thinking my superhero would be called Keywallow the Locator. 22:00.188 --> 22:04.851 And he would be able to stay with me for a second to locate Keys and Tawnys. 22:05.031 --> 22:07.213 I can't believe he went with the Key Gambit. 22:07.273 --> 22:07.893 Keywallow. 22:07.953 --> 22:08.353 That's good. 22:08.393 --> 22:08.894 Keywallow. 22:08.914 --> 22:10.415 Were you thinking of Keys as well? 22:10.955 --> 22:11.816 It did cross my mind. 22:11.836 --> 22:12.136 I will. 22:12.176 --> 22:13.137 For finding the Keys. 22:13.177 --> 22:13.437 Yeah. 22:13.757 --> 22:13.997 Yeah? 22:14.097 --> 22:15.758 But everyone wants that superhero power. 22:16.198 --> 22:18.478 So far I haven't seen that superhero represented. 22:18.498 --> 22:20.919 So you've got healing people? 22:21.359 --> 22:21.499 Yeah. 22:21.719 --> 22:25.800 You've got even making things float, saving lives, and you're going for key locating. 22:25.920 --> 22:26.400 And wallets. 22:26.680 --> 22:27.921 It's a very selfish power. 22:28.061 --> 22:28.501 In minutes. 22:28.761 --> 22:29.501 And wallets in minutes. 22:29.521 --> 22:30.461 Would you do this for other people? 22:30.482 --> 22:32.422 Would you be altruistic or would it just be for yourself? 22:32.442 --> 22:34.643 Key wallow can only find his own keys. 22:34.983 --> 22:35.643 And wallets. 22:36.143 --> 22:37.703 I don't think you need a superpower for that. 22:37.743 --> 22:39.544 I think there's something they sell at Argos for that. 22:40.024 --> 22:43.348 No, there's a little thing that you... Argos is super powered in some ways. 22:43.448 --> 22:53.640 Well, there's a thing that you can attach to your keys and you whistle and it beeps at you, but it's no good because it's so annoying that after a day or so you rip it off and you throw it in the bin and then the bin beeps at you thereafter. 22:54.161 --> 22:56.464 So Keywallow, the locator, that would be one of mine. 22:56.484 --> 22:57.405 Why is he called Keywallow? 22:57.585 --> 22:58.686 Because it's keys and wallets. 22:59.667 --> 23:02.308 So I was trying to represent... Sorry, it sounded Aboriginal for a second. 23:02.429 --> 23:04.390 Yeah, well, maybe he's an Aboriginal... South African. 23:04.430 --> 23:07.512 He might wear Aboriginal guys, you know, costume. 23:07.652 --> 23:08.913 Yeah. 23:09.834 --> 23:11.795 The other... I was in real trouble. 23:12.036 --> 23:12.476 Clearly. 23:12.676 --> 23:13.917 Universal remote Trump? 23:16.319 --> 23:17.680 You can't believe you thought of this. 23:17.760 --> 23:18.901 I really tried hard. 23:19.541 --> 23:24.906 Universal Remoteron can change channels on any set, no matter where he is. 23:25.006 --> 23:26.307 Also available in the shops. 23:26.367 --> 23:27.488 Well, for $14.99. 23:27.629 --> 23:29.290 Again, I've bought those things. 23:29.310 --> 23:29.971 They're very hard. 23:30.011 --> 23:36.877 You have to program them with the specific number of the TV set, and it's a fallacy that there's such a thing as a Universal Remote. 23:37.678 --> 23:41.081 But Universal Remoteron would have true Universal Remote powers. 23:41.661 --> 23:41.901 Yeah. 23:42.282 --> 23:43.383 Oh crikey. 23:44.744 --> 23:46.646 And here's another one. 23:46.706 --> 23:47.387 I was running out. 23:47.427 --> 23:48.668 At this point I was in real trouble. 23:48.688 --> 23:49.029 I've got one. 23:49.409 --> 23:50.030 Go on, what's yours? 23:50.310 --> 23:54.855 I was going to be, uh, I've been unpopular superhero because I'm Mr. Reasonable. 23:55.275 --> 23:56.016 Mr. Reasonable. 23:56.036 --> 23:59.820 And I just have a power to make everyone behave reasonably. 24:00.000 --> 24:00.960 That's a nice idea. 24:00.980 --> 24:02.641 That would be an amazing power. 24:03.401 --> 24:08.443 I'd be parachuted, because I can't fly, or choppered, into any location. 24:08.863 --> 24:13.984 And I'd go... And waves of reasonability. 24:14.004 --> 24:15.405 Waves of reasonability. 24:15.465 --> 24:17.725 Everyone would just go, people were having an argument. 24:17.845 --> 24:20.806 I'd say, stop it, I'll hate you, I'm gonna hate you. 24:24.207 --> 24:25.669 You could be called chillaxor. 24:26.269 --> 24:27.351 I like that chillaxor. 24:27.551 --> 24:29.073 You know, everybody just relaxes. 24:29.093 --> 24:29.814 They're reasonable. 24:29.974 --> 24:32.597 They have a cup of tea and you'll cut your catchphrase. 24:32.657 --> 24:37.183 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, come on guys. 24:37.503 --> 24:38.344 Hey guys, come on. 24:40.285 --> 24:42.526 What kind of costume would you have? 24:43.006 --> 24:43.526 I don't know. 24:43.546 --> 24:45.426 I need to think about that. 24:45.506 --> 24:49.527 But that would be, I mean, that would be a genuinely incredible power, wouldn't it? 24:49.547 --> 24:56.548 I would be very in demand by peace-loving people, but I would also expose all the people who are actually interested in causing conflict. 24:56.608 --> 24:58.269 The warmongers would hate Chillaxor. 24:58.289 --> 25:05.330 The double-crossing governments who stage incidents, illicitly finance revolutions and stuff like that. 25:05.930 --> 25:30.098 would hate business business with a vested interest in local skirmishes and wars they would want exactly they want to get rid of me exactly I'd be a litmus test we must destroy to Luxor he's making everyone reasonable other superheroes would hate me because they'd want to get involved in big spectacular flight fights up the main street yeah and I just calm everything down I wouldn't be popular in the film is no no no exactly much too dull anyway text your superpower suggestions to 64046 25:32.359 --> 25:54.004 uh please now here's uh main source are you enjoying the did you pick this one yeah this is quite an old track this is a hippity hoppity track it's one of my all-time favorites it's by a band that kind of vanished but when they around they were brilliant it's from 91 it's called looking at the front door this is main source there we go main source with looking at the front door includes a fantastic uh lyric about a burnt piece of bacon you treat me like a burnt piece of bacon 25:54.757 --> 25:56.958 Well, how would you treat a burnt piece of bread? 25:56.978 --> 25:58.119 You'd be delighted, wouldn't you? 25:58.179 --> 25:59.800 No, it's very bad for you. 25:59.980 --> 26:00.280 Is it? 26:00.380 --> 26:02.641 All any burnt food is very bad for you. 26:02.661 --> 26:03.282 Castanogenic. 26:03.302 --> 26:05.863 I'm not actually sure that's true, but that's the rumor, isn't it? 26:05.923 --> 26:07.364 Pretty much everything is castanogenic. 26:07.664 --> 26:07.944 Is it? 26:08.184 --> 26:10.125 Yeah, bad vibes, toast. 26:10.626 --> 26:11.326 Bad vibes? 26:11.446 --> 26:11.826 Yeah. 26:12.147 --> 26:13.587 Can you get ill off of bad vibes? 26:13.827 --> 26:14.288 Definitely. 26:14.508 --> 26:14.788 Wow. 26:15.028 --> 26:15.368 Definitely. 26:15.388 --> 26:17.349 Bad vibes, the number one killer. 26:17.629 --> 26:17.930 Really? 26:17.950 --> 26:18.370 In Europe. 26:18.750 --> 26:18.950 Yeah. 26:19.190 --> 26:19.530 Wow. 26:19.871 --> 26:21.171 And that's true... 26:22.472 --> 26:22.892 There we go. 26:23.332 --> 26:24.493 So nice intonation, man. 26:24.693 --> 26:24.953 Yeah. 26:24.973 --> 26:29.794 We're going to have a little session track for you in just a second, and this is one that I chose for you. 26:29.834 --> 26:35.616 Have you, have we got any in the interim, have we got any emails about superheroes trickling in there? 26:35.636 --> 26:36.396 Yep, they're coming in. 26:36.476 --> 26:51.220 And don't forget, we primed listeners for this last week, so during the week we've had quite a few superpower-based emails come in, but do keep texting 64046 or email adamandjo.6musicatbbc.co.uk with your, the superpower of what you would like. 26:51.553 --> 26:58.136 Coming up in the next hour here on BBC Six Music, we have an update on Song Wars. 26:58.156 --> 26:59.917 We're going to be launching this week. 26:59.977 --> 27:00.377 Launching. 27:00.397 --> 27:08.661 We're going to be launching and launching this week's Song Wars, and we'll be talking to the people responsible for our suggestions. 27:08.741 --> 27:09.281 It's a good one. 27:09.481 --> 27:10.442 Song Wars is good this week. 27:10.762 --> 27:17.025 Yeah, because we got people to suggest friends affairs that they would like us to write songs about. 27:17.205 --> 27:23.789 Yeah, so they supplied us with salient facts about those friends, and Joe and I went off individually and composed songs about their friends. 27:23.829 --> 27:25.490 You'll be hearing those in the next hour. 27:25.510 --> 27:27.571 But right now, here is my session track this week. 27:27.591 --> 27:32.154 This is from a really great band, and this is a brother and sister team, isn't it? 27:32.174 --> 27:39.959 And that's always a strange thing in a band, and the Fiery Furnaces are certainly one of the more unusual bands around right now in every way. 27:40.359 --> 28:02.855 you know not just the fact that they're brother and sister and they argue quite a lot I believe but they make a very strange racket this is one of the more conventional tracks that we're playing right now from a session from 2004 and I really fancy the singer oh my lord she used to go out with the lead singer of Franz Ferdinand not for very long and that slightly put me off not not because I don't like Franz Ferdinand but that guy's a 28:04.005 --> 28:05.045 He's a little bit of a pawn, isn't he? 28:05.065 --> 28:06.325 Yeah, you don't want to go where he's been. 28:06.586 --> 28:09.926 No, exactly, but she seems there's something about her that's so sexy. 28:09.946 --> 28:10.746 I didn't mean it like that. 28:11.567 --> 28:12.107 Of course you did. 28:12.267 --> 28:13.627 Just to places on holiday. 28:13.847 --> 28:17.928 Anyway, speaking of lovely places that you'd like to go, here's a track called Tropical Island. 28:17.968 --> 28:20.949 This is Fiery Furnaces from a BBC 6 music session from 2004. 28:20.989 --> 28:21.489 I hope you enjoy. 28:28.624 --> 28:42.078 i did i added a little extra whistle riff there at the end you look yeah you ruined it did i i'm sorry you came in there and you ruined peter bjorn and john you know that whistling is very addictive isn't it that song do you think that song would be the song it was without the whistling 28:42.668 --> 28:43.989 No, I mean, it's sparse, isn't it? 28:44.049 --> 28:48.872 But all the humans... Is it the fact that it's a kind of building site whistle? 28:49.532 --> 28:50.092 It's the whistle. 28:50.212 --> 28:51.453 Everything works on that song. 28:52.754 --> 29:03.400 Absolutely, they got it exactly right in her little... But my proposition is that whistling in and of itself is a brilliant kind of nuclear pop missile. 29:03.620 --> 29:03.901 Right. 29:04.561 --> 29:09.364 And I'm suggesting that next week's song wars, we factor in some whistling. 29:09.924 --> 29:10.865 Do a whistling song. 29:10.885 --> 29:14.308 Well, no, it's not a whistling song, but there must be an element of whistle there. 29:14.749 --> 29:16.150 Is that the only criterion? 29:16.410 --> 29:18.893 No, we'll have another criteria, but it's a sub-criteria. 29:19.854 --> 29:20.454 I can never remember. 29:20.474 --> 29:22.256 It's sub-criti-t-t-crititious. 29:22.416 --> 29:23.758 Do you say criterion? 29:24.138 --> 29:27.721 Criterion is not the singular of criteria, is it? 29:28.442 --> 29:29.783 I love it when we talk about stuff like this. 29:31.205 --> 29:31.986 I just need to check. 29:32.466 --> 29:33.326 Otherwise, I'm going around. 29:33.366 --> 29:34.507 What's the question, Criterion? 29:34.747 --> 29:35.647 It's Criterion. 29:36.308 --> 29:37.428 We had this discussion before. 29:37.448 --> 29:37.989 Criterion? 29:38.209 --> 29:40.810 Criterion is not the singular of Criteria. 29:41.050 --> 29:41.250 No. 29:41.570 --> 29:41.730 No. 29:41.870 --> 29:43.251 No, you can have one Criterion. 29:43.611 --> 29:43.871 Right. 29:44.031 --> 29:44.812 Yeah, okay. 29:44.932 --> 29:47.293 He's an Asian film director. 29:47.593 --> 29:47.873 Is he? 29:49.194 --> 29:49.834 One Criterion. 29:49.954 --> 29:50.674 That's racist. 29:51.014 --> 29:51.275 Is this? 29:51.315 --> 29:51.975 Yeah, you're fired. 29:52.395 --> 29:52.615 Bye! 29:52.815 --> 29:53.175 Bye! 29:55.476 --> 29:55.936 He's out. 29:56.396 --> 29:57.917 No, he should collect his pass, man. 29:57.957 --> 29:59.177 This is the big British castle. 29:59.517 --> 30:00.838 You can get destroyed for that. 30:02.258 --> 30:03.099 He's rubbing his eyes. 30:03.399 --> 30:04.839 Course it's not racist, you lunatic. 30:05.219 --> 30:05.960 Hey, have you been watching? 30:06.020 --> 30:07.100 I'm stubborn to get me out of here. 30:07.420 --> 30:14.182 You know, I watched, I managed to miss it, but then I tuned in for two minutes and it happened to be the the two minutes. 30:14.462 --> 30:15.763 Right, with the lady going mental. 30:15.783 --> 30:15.923 Yeah. 30:16.683 --> 30:17.744 Janice, what's her surname? 30:17.784 --> 30:18.125 Dickinson. 30:18.145 --> 30:20.907 Yeah, I had to switch it off because I thought this is a terrible thing. 30:21.407 --> 30:23.910 I've tuned in at exactly the sticky moment. 30:24.050 --> 30:25.311 It traumatised Anton Dech. 30:25.331 --> 30:28.413 We're talking about a live bush tucker trial, folks. 30:28.433 --> 30:29.494 This is the show, of course. 30:29.534 --> 30:30.535 I don't want to talk about it. 30:30.555 --> 30:31.676 Celebrities in the Jungle. 30:32.257 --> 30:41.404 And this was on Thursday night, I think, and they had a live bush tucker trial with this kind of insane ex-supermodel that they've got on there called Janice. 30:42.385 --> 31:10.620 and it was a sort of disastrous half hour of TV with basically her just screaming and having a little fit about not wanting to stick her head in this a little jar of spiders and rats and snakes that they've got the usual sort of stuff stuff that you of course admittedly would not relish the thought of doing under normal circumstances but you would think that once you've gone out to the Australian jungle and been paid your considerable fee you know you'd be prepared for that kind of thing anyway she refused to do it and 31:11.400 --> 31:19.622 It was sort of, it started out being fun, watching it, but then got a little bit annoying and you could tell that Ant and Deck were just thinking, this is no good, what can we do? 31:19.642 --> 31:21.082 And there was no way they could hurry along. 31:21.122 --> 31:22.202 Luckily, Biggins was there. 31:22.523 --> 31:24.703 She wasn't respecting the camera angles, was the worst thing. 31:24.983 --> 31:25.763 She wasn't respecting the angles. 31:25.783 --> 31:29.644 She wasn't standing where she should have stood, and her back was to the camera. 31:29.684 --> 31:31.465 She was blocking big ones. 31:31.765 --> 31:33.845 She was dropping the F-bombs all over the place. 31:33.865 --> 31:35.826 Yeah, she said something bad about holes. 31:36.226 --> 31:36.966 It was a disaster. 31:38.086 --> 31:38.346 Yeah. 31:38.426 --> 31:39.426 I ain't watching that stuff. 31:39.726 --> 31:39.927 Right. 31:40.127 --> 31:40.587 Well, I am. 31:40.627 --> 31:41.787 I can't get enough. 31:42.727 --> 31:46.848 You know, Anandek are good presenters, man, but even they were taxed to the limits by that one. 31:46.868 --> 31:47.809 I don't watch it. 31:47.829 --> 31:48.629 Come on, Six Music. 31:48.689 --> 31:49.209 I tell you what, man. 31:49.229 --> 31:51.770 I just think people listening to this station are not interested. 31:51.790 --> 31:53.790 There's no shame in watching a bit of I'm a celebrity. 31:53.850 --> 31:55.211 I think it's a good show. 31:55.891 --> 32:02.457 The thing that worries me at the moment is that there's an ongoing romance situation with Kerris from Catatonia, who I'm surprised to see in there in the first place. 32:02.477 --> 32:02.717 I know. 32:03.097 --> 32:03.478 To be honest. 32:03.498 --> 32:03.838 It's a shame. 32:04.158 --> 32:05.059 She's a nice person. 32:05.479 --> 32:07.621 And this guy, Mark, I don't even know who Mark is. 32:07.781 --> 32:09.883 There's a lot of people on the show this time round. 32:09.903 --> 32:13.246 I have no clue whatsoever who they are. 32:13.886 --> 32:15.288 Oh, I went to know that best. 32:15.788 --> 32:16.749 But is this guy, Mark? 32:16.889 --> 32:19.672 He might be a puppeteer for all I know, a children's entertainer. 32:19.692 --> 32:20.493 I don't care, I don't care. 32:20.974 --> 32:25.979 But there's some flirting, there's some high-level flirting going on, and both of them are in steady relationships. 32:26.399 --> 32:27.861 Do you not feel bad for their partners? 32:27.881 --> 32:28.462 I don't care. 32:28.742 --> 32:29.563 Come on, you must care. 32:29.583 --> 32:31.925 I really, no disrespect to you, I really don't care. 32:31.945 --> 32:34.308 Yeah, but put yourself in the mind of someone who did care. 32:35.209 --> 32:38.512 Like, I don't care, they're not, I don't think they're, I don't think they're humans. 32:38.552 --> 32:39.653 Of course they're humans. 32:39.713 --> 32:40.934 I'm not sure that they are. 32:41.194 --> 32:41.815 Yeah, but they're real. 32:41.835 --> 32:45.779 I think when you agree to go on that show, I think you, you hand in your ticket. 32:46.399 --> 32:52.726 Well, you don't, I mean, the thing is that someone like Caris- I'd have more sympathy for Craig David's predicament than anyone in that show. 32:52.966 --> 32:55.208 Yeah, but, well, he's in exactly the same position. 32:55.288 --> 32:58.051 Once you're out in the public sphere- Those people are inviting anything. 32:58.451 --> 32:59.371 No, of course not. 32:59.411 --> 33:02.472 Well, you could say that Craig David by wanting to have a pop career invited. 33:02.552 --> 33:04.333 No, I think there's a distinction. 33:05.113 --> 33:05.813 I do actually. 33:06.133 --> 33:06.973 No, you're insane. 33:07.494 --> 33:11.695 No, anyway, I feel bad for them because it's like Chantel and Preston all over again. 33:11.715 --> 33:12.215 You know what I mean? 33:12.495 --> 33:16.836 I feel bad for the real people in these situations who get caught in the sexy crossfire. 33:17.156 --> 33:17.937 That's what I'm saying. 33:17.997 --> 33:19.437 Hey, I hope they can stay faithful. 33:19.557 --> 33:20.917 Yeah, no, good luck to them. 33:21.077 --> 33:22.838 I don't wish any ill on them. 33:23.478 --> 33:27.018 Apparently criteria is the plural, and criterion is the singular. 33:27.718 --> 33:28.899 Like media and medium. 33:30.379 --> 33:31.699 Come on, boys, you're educated people. 33:31.719 --> 33:33.039 You should know these things, says Faith. 33:33.339 --> 33:38.720 But then you can say the media as a sort of collective noun. 33:38.880 --> 33:42.621 I tell you what, during the next record, I'll pop over to Radio 4 and ask someone in there. 33:42.661 --> 33:43.041 They'll know. 33:43.121 --> 33:43.701 That would be nice. 33:43.721 --> 33:45.121 Would you like some Kaiser Chiefs? 33:45.522 --> 33:46.162 Yes, please. 33:46.202 --> 33:47.562 Well, here's some for you. 33:47.742 --> 33:48.082 Lovely. 33:53.217 --> 33:54.378 What if I don't want to? 33:54.578 --> 33:55.658 But I'm using email. 33:55.678 --> 33:56.999 Is that a problem? 34:04.636 --> 34:09.260 There you go, all the rules of text the nation handily explained within the body of the jingle. 34:09.280 --> 34:12.402 And before that you heard the Kaiser Chiefs with one of their thongs. 34:12.522 --> 34:13.923 It was called Love's Not a Competition. 34:14.063 --> 34:15.384 But I'm winning in brackets. 34:16.305 --> 34:24.331 Now, we are asking you to text us this week, or email us, of course, about superhero powers, superpowers that you wish you had. 34:24.391 --> 34:25.352 Have we got any there, Joe? 34:25.392 --> 34:25.733 We have. 34:26.013 --> 34:27.394 Here's my favourite one so far. 34:27.414 --> 34:29.776 This is from Simon in Seven Oaks. 34:30.336 --> 34:31.957 His name is Simon Truett. 34:32.718 --> 34:33.819 T-R-U-E-double-T. 34:34.119 --> 34:34.880 He says, hello chaps. 34:35.140 --> 34:38.703 My superpower would be to cause mediocre indie bands to split up. 34:39.424 --> 34:40.805 My secret name would be Splitter. 34:41.365 --> 34:42.786 I'd start with the stereophonics. 34:42.926 --> 34:43.387 Splitter? 34:44.067 --> 34:45.348 No, kids don't say R anymore. 34:45.368 --> 34:46.409 They say A. Splitter? 34:46.549 --> 34:46.930 Splitter. 34:47.050 --> 34:47.650 Oh, that's good. 34:47.670 --> 34:49.212 Kids won't understand it if you say Splitter. 34:49.272 --> 34:50.433 And he's starting with the phonics. 34:51.013 --> 34:52.074 He's starting with the phonics. 34:52.495 --> 34:53.676 Yeah, he is starting with the phonics. 34:53.716 --> 34:54.917 That's not a bad place to start. 34:55.197 --> 35:00.242 No, I'd be interested, Simon, in knowing what other mediocre indie band splitter would split up. 35:00.322 --> 35:01.263 It'd be good, wouldn't it? 35:01.283 --> 35:03.846 Because he'd just, he'd be quite a mysterious superhero. 35:04.226 --> 35:09.492 He would just shuffle backstage anonymously in a sort of long trench coat and fedora. 35:09.652 --> 35:09.872 Yeah. 35:10.252 --> 35:14.617 And you'd see him lurking in a corner while the band were having their post-show party. 35:15.117 --> 35:21.399 And his sort of insidious influence would cause the drummer to say something inflammatory. 35:21.639 --> 35:21.899 Right. 35:22.179 --> 35:23.020 To the bassist. 35:23.080 --> 35:26.041 The lead singer would then step in to defend the bassist's schism. 35:26.621 --> 35:27.261 Exactly. 35:27.341 --> 35:36.624 Well, Splitter would go up, maybe, once he's insinuated himself into the entourage, he would go up to the drummer and say, you know, Gary, you're really talented. 35:37.024 --> 35:38.504 You should do a solo album. 35:38.985 --> 35:39.665 That kind of thing. 35:40.305 --> 35:50.935 And so he starts with the drummer, the drummer starts getting ideas above his station, goes off to do his solo album, not a big problem, you know, they just get rid of Stuart Cable and get the new sexy guy in, in the case of the Phonics. 35:51.375 --> 35:53.537 But then, what's his next move? 35:53.577 --> 35:54.678 What split has next move? 35:54.718 --> 35:59.543 He goes up to the lead singer and he starts saying, these guys are not supporting your vision, you know? 35:59.563 --> 35:59.843 Yeah. 36:00.263 --> 36:01.264 They're weighing you down. 36:01.344 --> 36:02.245 You should branch out. 36:02.285 --> 36:02.466 Yeah. 36:02.686 --> 36:09.073 Because the band is becoming safe and you've got amazing new ideas and everyone likes you more than they like the whole band. 36:09.153 --> 36:11.115 Splitter might have been in the room with us at some point. 36:12.256 --> 36:12.636 Do you think? 36:12.977 --> 36:14.198 Around about when? 36:14.478 --> 36:16.741 I don't know, maybe like... Around about 2001. 36:16.961 --> 36:17.301 Yeah. 36:18.042 --> 36:20.204 And maybe... Get rid of the tall guy. 36:20.424 --> 36:21.706 You're the sexy one. 36:22.626 --> 36:23.947 That's what he said to you, yeah. 36:23.967 --> 36:25.027 You wouldn't believe what he said to me. 36:25.047 --> 36:25.767 What are you saying to you? 36:26.067 --> 36:27.808 Oh, I can't say it, because it turned out to be true. 36:27.888 --> 36:28.688 Get rid of that, so. 36:30.889 --> 36:32.670 But that could be like a myth. 36:32.710 --> 36:37.011 People could go, Tommy, Tommy, I saw a bloke backstage. 36:37.631 --> 36:38.832 I'm sure it was splitter. 36:38.852 --> 36:39.612 Be careful, man. 36:39.652 --> 36:40.192 I'm sure it was. 36:40.532 --> 36:41.232 Don't be stupid. 36:41.292 --> 36:42.593 Splitter doesn't exist. 36:42.693 --> 36:43.433 Come on, Charlene. 36:43.453 --> 36:45.254 Let's go and snort some powder. 36:45.714 --> 36:47.094 That's what happens backstage. 36:47.114 --> 36:47.574 In buns. 36:47.855 --> 36:48.335 Yeah, in buns. 36:48.415 --> 36:48.915 In buns. 36:49.392 --> 36:50.333 I think that's a good idea. 36:50.373 --> 36:53.315 Well done, Mr. Man, who sent that in. 36:53.816 --> 36:55.057 Simon from Amstel. 36:55.977 --> 36:58.239 Okay, here are some more that have come in via emails. 36:58.579 --> 37:03.923 I'm going to do a bit of flicking through them. 37:05.385 --> 37:10.709 You see, people have gone for quite tawdry stuff along the lines of your tawdry key finding. 37:10.749 --> 37:11.610 That's not tawdry! 37:13.131 --> 37:16.313 Heather says, uh, hello Adam and Jo. 37:16.434 --> 37:21.758 Also inspired by heroes, we've had discussions in my office about which superpower we'd like to have, although we decided to go for minor superpowers. 37:22.238 --> 37:25.381 Have your bag always come off the luggage conveyor belt first of the year? 37:25.401 --> 37:26.242 That's a good one! 37:26.302 --> 37:27.223 That's a good superpower. 37:27.243 --> 37:27.983 I have that power. 37:28.243 --> 37:28.544 Do you? 37:28.644 --> 37:29.905 It's called first class. 37:30.806 --> 37:34.309 Having the bus you want arrive at the bus stop just after you arrive. 37:34.389 --> 37:34.549 Yeah. 37:35.009 --> 37:36.029 I can sympathize with that one. 37:36.049 --> 37:36.690 That's a very good one. 37:36.730 --> 37:37.350 Not being able to wait. 37:37.370 --> 37:38.551 Are these all from the same person? 37:38.731 --> 37:44.553 Yeah, these are all from... Oh, these are from Heather, Catcher, Nicola and Sarah in B-E-L-B-O-3. 37:44.973 --> 37:47.254 I think they're in the film T-H-X-1-1-3-8. 37:47.915 --> 37:49.735 Right, and they... They're in a cell. 37:50.276 --> 37:51.996 Cell B-E-L-B-O-3. 37:52.076 --> 37:54.597 Their heads are shaved, they're just wearing their white gowns. 37:54.617 --> 37:55.998 They've got barcodes on the napes of their neck. 37:56.158 --> 37:57.118 There's a good suggestion. 37:57.358 --> 37:58.179 Yep. 37:58.279 --> 38:00.259 Another one is always being able to see at a gig. 38:00.919 --> 38:01.739 Mmm, I'd love that. 38:01.759 --> 38:04.140 That's kind of the power that ET has, an extendable neck. 38:04.400 --> 38:04.760 Yes. 38:04.900 --> 38:06.281 I sort of have one, actually. 38:06.801 --> 38:11.302 My disability of not being able to see at gigs has meant that I've gotten so many rucks. 38:11.342 --> 38:17.343 I was thinking the other day about when I went to see David Byrne at Shepherd's Bush Empire, which is one of my least favourite venues, because I can never see. 38:17.703 --> 38:23.545 And I was standing on the steps just by the bar to get a little, uh, suddenly I thought, oh, I can see David Byrne, I love you! 38:24.205 --> 38:26.186 And then the security guards were like, off the steps! 38:26.686 --> 38:28.647 I immediately got in an argument with the guy. 38:28.847 --> 38:31.088 Because it was so rad, there was nowhere else for me to stand. 38:31.488 --> 38:34.849 Man, security people at venues are... That's a subject in itself. 38:34.969 --> 38:36.370 Ended up being ejected. 38:36.730 --> 38:39.631 Listen, we'll come back to Text the Nation in a moment. 38:39.931 --> 38:44.113 Stay tuned though, because coming up any second, we're going to launch this week's Song Wars, which is special. 38:44.873 --> 38:46.794 It's got all sorts of layers and levels. 38:46.934 --> 38:48.555 Am I going to have people on the phone? 38:48.695 --> 38:49.755 And it's exciting stuff. 38:50.396 --> 38:53.437 But right now, here's a track from one of my favorite albums of the year. 38:53.517 --> 38:57.999 It's that time, folks, when people start doing their roundups of best albums of the year. 38:58.019 --> 38:59.059 And we've been spotted for choice. 38:59.079 --> 39:00.300 There's been some great albums this year. 39:00.320 --> 39:08.824 But one of my very much favorites, if that's a sentence, is from the Texan band Spoon, who I'm a massive fan of. 39:08.864 --> 39:12.585 This is from their album, Ga Ga Ga Ga Ga, and it's called Black Like Me. 39:12.666 --> 39:13.286 Hope you enjoy it. 39:17.518 --> 39:24.727 I love that can't get enough of that album that spoon with black like me from the album Gaga Gaga mom Yes, have a jingle. 39:25.207 --> 39:26.429 Yeah, would you like a jingle? 39:26.789 --> 39:28.271 Let me reach into my jingle bag. 39:28.291 --> 39:32.977 I'll see what I've got for you It's time for song wars 39:40.484 --> 39:41.505 Yes, it's Song Wars time. 39:41.525 --> 39:50.854 This is the part of the show when we pick a theme and then each week Adam and I write a song on that theme and then we battle our song through the medium of listener votes. 39:51.655 --> 40:00.923 And this time we ask people, or rather last time, we ask people to send us facts about friends of theirs that they would like us to write a song about. 40:00.963 --> 40:01.144 Yeah. 40:02.104 --> 40:04.966 And we got some really good little sketches. 40:05.006 --> 40:10.230 We did it was terribly hard to choose It really was and I felt bad about and they were really heartfelt as well. 40:10.270 --> 40:18.135 Lots of really nice little Tributes to friends and so apologies to anybody who's who we didn't pick obviously we could only pick one each Yeah, exactly. 40:18.175 --> 40:22.038 Thank you for everybody who sent in stuff info and I felt a little guilty. 40:22.058 --> 40:23.679 Shall I go first or do you want to go? 40:23.919 --> 40:31.344 Okay, I felt a little guilty in a way that I focused on one of the more unsavory character sketches that we received and 40:32.004 --> 40:43.398 It was from a chap called Mark, and he wanted me to write a song about his friend from university called James Rowan, or Rohan, and I think we have Mark on the line now. 40:43.458 --> 40:43.979 Hello, Mark. 40:44.379 --> 40:45.280 Hello, good morning. 40:45.400 --> 40:45.981 How you doing? 40:46.922 --> 40:47.503 Yeah, I'm alright. 40:47.703 --> 40:49.125 Little bit of the worst for wear, I hear. 40:49.773 --> 40:50.353 Yeah, yeah. 40:50.693 --> 40:52.334 You know, it is early. 40:52.594 --> 40:54.034 It's the binge-drinking culture. 40:54.054 --> 40:56.455 I don't know if you've been watching the news, Mark, but you're in trouble. 40:56.495 --> 40:57.335 Mark's too old for that. 40:57.355 --> 40:58.356 It's only the under fives. 40:58.496 --> 40:59.916 The under fives have got to worry. 40:59.996 --> 41:01.857 It was a bit of a release, actually. 41:01.917 --> 41:05.017 I met up with a friend to discuss some good stories about Harry. 41:05.958 --> 41:08.118 Now, this is your mate, James Rowan. 41:08.138 --> 41:09.979 Is his name pronounced Rowan or Rohan? 41:11.280 --> 41:11.720 I don't know. 41:11.780 --> 41:12.640 Everyone calls it Harry. 41:12.840 --> 41:13.400 I don't know. 41:13.921 --> 41:15.701 He doesn't know his friend's surname. 41:15.721 --> 41:17.561 How close can you get? 41:17.721 --> 41:18.741 He's nicknamed Harry. 41:18.801 --> 41:20.762 Now, Mark, you... Just hair. 41:21.362 --> 41:22.102 Sometimes just hair. 41:22.122 --> 41:23.502 And why is he called Harry? 41:25.683 --> 41:29.823 On the surface he doesn't look that Harry, but he has very, very hairy armpits. 41:30.544 --> 41:35.264 Do you say, when you're in his company, do you say, hear Harry? 41:36.785 --> 41:37.485 Have you not seen the film? 41:37.505 --> 41:38.725 Have you seen the film with Noel and I? 41:40.055 --> 41:40.595 occasionally. 41:40.715 --> 41:41.956 Yeah, I love it now. 41:42.516 --> 41:43.816 Anyway, move on. 41:43.916 --> 41:46.437 That's a little moment from, that's one of the best moments from the film. 41:46.557 --> 41:47.298 Here, here, here. 41:47.698 --> 41:51.359 Anyway, so Harry, he's got the long armpit hair going on. 41:51.739 --> 42:02.503 From the description you sent to me, much of which I can't quote on the radio, because it's so filthy, he sounds like a kind of a beast person. 42:03.684 --> 42:04.284 Is that accurate? 42:05.367 --> 42:05.847 Definitely. 42:06.308 --> 42:12.713 Originally, actually, when I first knew him, it was just his armpits that were really hairy, but... And now he's hairy all over. 42:12.753 --> 42:14.454 Yeah, he's actually got hairy all over. 42:14.474 --> 42:18.258 That happens with... that tends to happen with the onset of puberty. 42:18.358 --> 42:19.198 That's right, the hair spouts. 42:19.218 --> 42:23.222 I mean, originally a lot of people I knew were hairless, apart from their head. 42:23.482 --> 42:29.146 And then you get to middle aged, and suddenly the hair just goes mental all over the area. 42:29.887 --> 42:31.829 Now, how old is hairy now, Mark? 42:32.769 --> 42:52.571 and twenty five i guess twenty five and has he has he cleaned up his ways because the description you sent to me was of a man who drinks excessively treats women pretty badly as far as i can tell and is almost gets in fights at karaoke evenings and stuff like this is he still like that 42:53.491 --> 43:02.022 uh... i think you calm down a little bit now but he you know it's still there traces of still there you know you'll you'll see it has he got a job he drinks too much 43:02.648 --> 43:04.488 Yeah, yeah, he's got a job. 43:04.528 --> 43:05.029 What does he do? 43:05.049 --> 43:05.729 He's a graphic designer. 43:06.009 --> 43:07.369 He's a graphic designer. 43:07.749 --> 43:10.210 Let's see, can we hear the song, then this will all mean more to us. 43:10.490 --> 43:20.192 Okay, and one other fact, of course, is that the possible reason for Harry becoming Harry was that when he was younger, he was a swimming champ, and he had to have what's known as a shave down. 43:20.272 --> 43:21.972 Shave it off and it makes it grow faster. 43:22.032 --> 43:22.512 That's right. 43:22.712 --> 43:28.053 So that's, I've tried to incorporate all that into this song, and I've gone for a reggae vibe for your song, Mark. 43:28.373 --> 43:29.774 Brilliant, I can't wait. 43:29.894 --> 43:31.574 I'm glad, I hope you got shave down in there. 43:31.974 --> 43:35.363 I didn't get the phrase shave down, but there is a reference to the whole shaving process. 43:35.423 --> 43:36.064 Here we go. 43:36.124 --> 43:36.686 Hope you enjoy it. 43:36.746 --> 43:37.347 About hairy. 43:39.520 --> 43:41.802 There's a man whose name is James Rohan. 43:41.882 --> 43:42.603 He's a beast! 43:42.863 --> 43:47.868 On the surface he is not her suit, but his armpit hair is scary. 43:48.168 --> 43:51.091 And for that reason he is known as Harry. 43:51.392 --> 43:54.555 He is preoccupied with lady parts and solo fun. 43:54.595 --> 43:57.477 Before the internet he lived up on the top shelf. 43:57.778 --> 44:00.360 He bought a Lindsay Dormack and DVD. 44:00.500 --> 44:01.081 One time! 44:01.141 --> 44:03.744 But returned because it wasn't really dirty. 44:04.364 --> 44:07.066 He likes football and drinking. 44:07.506 --> 44:10.268 He's not a fan of thinking. 44:10.708 --> 44:16.371 He nearly gets in fights with floats at karaoke nights. 44:17.092 --> 44:23.015 He sounds like quite a nightmare but perhaps that isn't quite fair. 44:23.095 --> 44:29.299 Maybe there's a softer side to Harry that he's trying to hide. 44:29.932 --> 44:35.736 For example, Jimmy Rohan used to be a swimming champ, which is when they had to shave all his hair off. 44:36.176 --> 44:42.240 When it grew back, it was longer and coarser, which may have left him with some feelings of resentment. 44:42.840 --> 44:48.684 On the plus side, Jimmy Rohan really likes Star Trek, which indicates that he is not beyond redemption. 44:48.744 --> 44:53.987 James Rohan, me and a tall man learn from the lessons of the Trek. 44:54.948 --> 44:56.909 And apparently his mum is really fit. 44:57.777 --> 45:00.278 So there you go, Mark, is that an accurate representation of James? 45:01.019 --> 45:02.579 It's spot on, absolutely spot on. 45:02.739 --> 45:04.941 I think that's, yeah, I'm not going to listen to anything else. 45:05.361 --> 45:05.861 Alright, never. 45:05.941 --> 45:06.461 For a while. 45:06.561 --> 45:08.462 Now, we're going to check out Joe's one right now. 45:08.682 --> 45:13.825 Yeah, now if you want to vote for that one, you've just heard 64046 text Adam to 64046. 45:14.345 --> 45:15.966 Alternatively, here's my one. 45:16.726 --> 45:19.748 I responded to an email sent by Joel Hughes, who's on the line. 45:19.768 --> 45:20.228 Hello, Joel. 45:20.868 --> 45:21.188 Morning. 45:21.289 --> 45:21.829 How you doing, man? 45:22.289 --> 45:22.949 I'm doing great. 45:23.029 --> 45:23.430 How old are you? 45:24.050 --> 45:24.170 I'm 27. 45:24.210 --> 45:24.170 27? 45:24.230 --> 45:25.190 What do you do for a living? 45:26.869 --> 45:28.230 I'm a web developer. 45:28.390 --> 45:29.090 Ooh, and where do you live? 45:29.651 --> 45:30.311 I live in Bristol. 45:30.331 --> 45:31.212 There you go. 45:31.752 --> 45:36.475 So you sent me a great email all about your friend whose name is Jack Mellor. 45:36.995 --> 45:37.796 Yes, that's the one. 45:37.996 --> 45:39.197 Yeah, this is an old friend, is it? 45:39.855 --> 45:40.636 Oh yeah, ten years. 45:41.056 --> 45:42.057 Ten years, that's good, man. 45:42.637 --> 45:45.239 So you guys go way back and here are the salient facts you sent me. 45:45.940 --> 45:49.043 In fact, most of them are included in the song, so I'm not going to kind of double up on them. 45:49.803 --> 45:52.425 I grew up on a farm, but he was middle class. 45:52.445 --> 45:53.866 Yeah, most of them are in the song, I think. 45:54.207 --> 46:01.252 There was one fact you put in here that is a little bit dark that I kind of skirted around, so let's not talk a chat about that. 46:01.272 --> 46:02.153 No, I know. 46:02.513 --> 46:03.794 Okay, are you ready then, Joel? 46:04.315 --> 46:05.216 Yeah, I'm ready. 46:05.236 --> 46:06.517 You got your lug holes pinned back? 46:07.177 --> 46:07.798 I certainly have. 46:07.838 --> 46:08.238 Well done. 46:08.518 --> 46:09.119 Here it is. 46:09.820 --> 46:12.362 This song is simply called a song for Jack Miller. 46:12.983 --> 46:24.653 That Jack Miller is a man who, don't you know, had a friend who listens to Adam and Joe. 46:24.713 --> 46:30.699 Song was one week, had a thing where you send an email with facts about your closest friend, a friend you've been friends with for oh so long that 46:30.819 --> 46:36.623 you want Adam and Joe to write a song so Jack's friend Joel sent in some facts and now I've written a song about Joel's friend Jack. 46:37.424 --> 46:39.025 Jack was raised on a 46:55.436 --> 46:56.477 He did not, oh no. 46:56.817 --> 47:00.480 If you saw Jack, I'm sure that you'd say that his looks were closer to Darren's eye. 47:00.900 --> 47:04.282 Jack, Jack, Mela, he's an interesting fella. 47:04.542 --> 47:06.664 Jack thought he was hard, but hard Jack was not. 47:06.704 --> 47:11.687 He got a tattoo, but the tattoo that he got was a man with a wheelbarrow full of carrots on his bum just for fun. 47:11.707 --> 47:12.528 It hurt quite a lot. 47:12.568 --> 47:16.570 Jack once dipped a somersault over a chair with a mouthful of peanuts just for a day. 47:16.590 --> 47:20.513 You can imagine a shock when his pipes got blocked, but he survived to be mocked because his dad was a doctor. 47:20.533 --> 47:23.035 Jack, Jack, Mela, he's an interesting fella. 47:25.262 --> 47:26.763 There we go, that song for Jack Miller. 47:26.803 --> 47:27.844 What do you think of that, Joel? 47:27.904 --> 47:28.825 That's incredible. 47:28.865 --> 47:29.145 Incredible? 47:29.205 --> 47:30.246 Oh, that's high praise indeed. 47:30.306 --> 47:31.467 Did I cover most of his tropes? 47:54.845 --> 47:57.228 You took a picture of his life and made a song out of it. 47:57.428 --> 47:57.789 Wow. 47:58.029 --> 47:58.369 Wow. 47:58.449 --> 47:59.450 So there you go. 47:59.570 --> 48:00.612 It's a tough one this week. 48:00.732 --> 48:02.554 If you want to vote for that one, 64046. 48:03.475 --> 48:04.796 Vote Joe to 64046. 48:06.098 --> 48:08.040 We'll be announcing the winner towards the end of the show. 48:08.280 --> 48:10.442 And in a way, it's kind of Mark versus Joel. 48:10.943 --> 48:11.604 Are you both there? 48:11.624 --> 48:12.284 Are they both there? 48:12.805 --> 48:13.986 Gentlemen, speak at the same time. 48:14.026 --> 48:14.527 It's exciting. 48:15.114 --> 48:15.494 Mm-hmm. 48:15.514 --> 48:15.915 Oh, okay. 48:16.155 --> 48:16.876 Yeah, nearly. 48:16.996 --> 48:18.037 I'm gonna win. 48:18.377 --> 48:19.118 Thank you very much. 48:19.138 --> 48:20.259 Look at that fighting spirit there. 48:20.279 --> 48:20.840 Who was that? 48:20.860 --> 48:22.501 That was Joel. 48:23.282 --> 48:24.684 Get those folks coming on. 48:25.985 --> 48:26.786 Fight back, Mark. 48:28.087 --> 48:28.748 He's too hungover. 48:28.948 --> 48:30.009 He's hopeless. 48:30.029 --> 48:31.811 He's weakened by booze. 48:31.971 --> 48:34.814 I don't need to say anything, although obviously I do know. 48:37.917 --> 48:45.565 Hey, come on, there's no such thing as a foregone conclusion in this competition. 48:45.605 --> 48:46.706 The strangest things happen. 48:46.726 --> 48:48.288 So get those votes in 64046. 48:49.309 --> 48:50.410 Adam or Joe, what now? 48:50.550 --> 48:51.811 It's time now for the news. 48:53.473 --> 48:56.756 ABC News at 10.30, I'm Catherine Craigland. 48:57.336 --> 49:03.362 New efforts are getting underway at a climate change conference in Spain to do something about global warming. 49:03.762 --> 49:13.572 A landmark report's been released by top experts on the UN's Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change, I can get a word in, saying some of the effects are irreversible. 49:13.652 --> 49:17.115 Hans Feralm is from the WWF Conservation Group. 49:23.450 --> 49:25.372 That's a brand new band you may not have heard of. 49:25.392 --> 49:26.172 What do they call them? 49:26.773 --> 49:27.874 They're a Darkwave band. 49:27.894 --> 49:30.176 They're called Depeche Mode. 49:30.496 --> 49:31.177 Depeche Mode. 49:31.817 --> 49:33.519 They're actually tied in with ugly Betty. 49:34.820 --> 49:36.562 Are they? 49:36.602 --> 49:36.742 Why? 49:36.982 --> 49:38.163 I'm just trying to be up to date. 49:38.183 --> 49:40.645 She works for a magazine called some mode, doesn't she? 49:40.785 --> 49:41.426 Oh, yeah, right. 49:41.466 --> 49:42.086 It's tenuous. 49:42.206 --> 49:42.607 Alamodus. 49:42.667 --> 49:43.748 I'm just trying to stay hip. 49:44.088 --> 49:45.329 Yeah, do you still watch Ugly Betty? 49:45.449 --> 49:46.971 No, it's not a case of still. 49:47.411 --> 49:48.712 I've sort of inspected it from a distance. 49:49.112 --> 49:50.734 You know, and listeners, I don't know whether you agree with me. 49:51.294 --> 49:54.477 I've got this obsession that all comedy has the same music on it these days. 49:54.497 --> 49:55.838 Especially American comedy. 49:56.239 --> 49:58.761 And it's the same Danny Elfman piece of music from 1990. 49:59.201 --> 49:59.441 Right. 49:59.521 --> 49:59.822 And it goes... 50:06.407 --> 50:06.787 Like that. 50:07.528 --> 50:09.509 All comedy has that same bit of music on it. 50:11.010 --> 50:11.550 Ugly betty. 50:11.670 --> 50:12.951 It's wall to wall that music. 50:13.351 --> 50:16.073 If I've done it enough. 50:16.653 --> 50:18.274 Yeah, things like Desperate Housewives. 50:18.314 --> 50:19.035 Yeah, all of them. 50:19.155 --> 50:19.815 Even the films. 50:19.895 --> 50:20.715 Even the comedy films. 50:22.136 --> 50:23.117 Like the sort of Nutty Waltz. 50:24.117 --> 50:24.658 The Nutty Waltz. 50:24.678 --> 50:25.758 Sophisticated but kooky. 50:25.898 --> 50:27.399 I'd like to see a film called Nutty Waltz. 50:27.439 --> 50:28.080 Nutty Waltz. 50:28.120 --> 50:28.440 Yeah. 50:28.580 --> 50:30.021 It's the sort of Robert Altman thing. 50:30.301 --> 50:32.502 That wasn't my favourite Depeche Mode song, I have to be honest. 50:32.562 --> 50:32.822 Really? 50:32.923 --> 50:33.663 I quite like that one. 50:33.843 --> 50:35.945 I liked it when they were with Vince Clark. 50:36.506 --> 50:37.667 Was that post Vince Clark? 50:37.707 --> 50:38.567 I think that was, wasn't it? 50:38.688 --> 50:41.210 I liked that time in the 80s when music was about business. 50:41.550 --> 50:41.870 Right. 50:41.971 --> 50:42.731 Do you know what I mean? 50:42.751 --> 50:48.677 Heaven 17 and stuff, and there was nothing more sexy and glamorous than being in a pinstripe suit near a very tall building handing over a wad of paper. 50:48.697 --> 50:50.518 They were being ironical though, Heaven 17. 50:50.639 --> 50:51.860 I didn't understand that. 50:51.920 --> 50:55.023 When I was small, I thought, wow, working in the city is cool. 50:57.018 --> 50:59.480 It's true, I thought all those images on the front of Penthouse and Pavement. 50:59.841 --> 51:01.543 Imagine talking on the telephone! 51:01.963 --> 51:10.292 That's right, because Blur, many years later, around the time of The Great Escape, did a photoshoot where they were all... Well, in fact, the cover of... Is it the back cover of The Great Escape? 51:10.793 --> 51:14.637 It's got them all crowded round a PC, and they're all in business mode. 51:14.857 --> 51:15.418 It's exciting. 51:15.438 --> 51:16.259 And they do look cool! 51:16.539 --> 51:17.159 Yeah. 51:17.279 --> 51:19.560 Hey listen, this is Adam and Joe, this is BBC Six Music. 51:19.800 --> 51:22.241 We're just coming up to kind of the last third of the second hour. 51:22.261 --> 51:27.563 I like to segment the show and keep everybody up to date with which precise area of the pie chart we're in. 51:27.603 --> 51:30.464 Towards the end of the second act, that's traditionally the most exciting part, isn't it? 51:31.205 --> 51:36.827 Yeah, the climax of the second act, you're painted into a corner, there's no way out, you think the situation's irresolvable. 51:37.407 --> 51:39.429 But then Han Solo turns up for punches. 51:39.449 --> 51:40.470 That's generally a bit of a leopard. 51:40.510 --> 51:41.371 Yeah. 51:41.611 --> 51:44.654 Don't forget to vote for your favourite in Song Wars. 51:44.674 --> 51:45.654 They're 64046. 51:46.575 --> 51:48.197 The votes are being tauted up. 51:49.057 --> 51:54.722 It's a choice between my reggae song, About Harry, which was suggested by his friend Mark. 51:54.863 --> 51:56.984 James Rohan was the name of the song. 51:57.024 --> 51:58.466 James Rohan, the Anatol man. 51:58.926 --> 52:01.387 and Joe's song was, it was called Song for Jackmella. 52:01.727 --> 52:04.327 It was a sort of a rapidy, rapidy number. 52:04.768 --> 52:10.649 We're going to be reminding you of those songs with some little clips, maybe at the top of the hour kind of an area. 52:10.809 --> 52:11.809 Tiny little clips. 52:12.390 --> 52:12.630 Ooh. 52:13.170 --> 52:13.730 What? 52:13.770 --> 52:15.871 I was just thinking about little clips. 52:15.911 --> 52:16.931 Let's have some more music. 52:17.802 --> 52:19.024 Oh yeah, this is a smash. 52:19.724 --> 52:20.385 Is this doing well? 52:20.425 --> 52:20.826 This single? 52:20.846 --> 52:21.286 This is a new single? 52:21.306 --> 52:21.987 Hey, and then you know what? 52:22.047 --> 52:24.570 I think we all want to hear about your Radiohead adventures. 52:24.610 --> 52:26.513 Yes, I'll talk to you about Radiohead in a bit. 52:26.553 --> 52:28.355 Do a little bit of cautious name-dropping. 52:29.436 --> 52:32.219 Foo Fighters, this is their new single, Long Road to Ruin. 52:32.239 --> 52:34.122 Ah, you can't really beat this, come on. 52:37.984 --> 52:40.646 That was the Foolish Fighters with their new song. 52:40.666 --> 52:41.386 What's that called, Adam? 52:41.446 --> 52:42.307 Long Road to Ruin. 52:42.347 --> 52:47.210 Now, for Melissa Band, that would seem sort of formulaic and workman-like, do you know what I mean? 52:47.590 --> 52:52.694 But for some reason, the power of Dave Grohl just turns that very straight-ahead rock song into... 52:53.394 --> 52:55.275 A pure slice of genius. 52:55.295 --> 52:59.015 He knows exactly how many times to repeat the good bits in a song, you know what I mean? 52:59.436 --> 53:00.316 That's a real talent. 53:00.356 --> 53:01.696 That's released on the 3rd of December. 53:01.716 --> 53:05.337 It's from their sixth album, Echo, Silence, Patience and Grace. 53:05.657 --> 53:09.458 And they finish their UK tour tomorrow at the O2 Arena. 53:10.618 --> 53:10.718 O2. 53:10.838 --> 53:12.099 That's a shame, isn't it? 53:12.139 --> 53:12.679 It is. 53:12.739 --> 53:13.799 Have you been to the O2 Arena? 53:13.819 --> 53:16.680 Formerly, of course, the Millennium Doom. 53:17.540 --> 53:18.240 Yeah, I have. 53:18.380 --> 53:18.660 Wow. 53:18.760 --> 53:20.861 I went to see the premiere of the Simpsons film there. 53:21.021 --> 53:21.361 Did you? 53:37.032 --> 53:47.136 we pre-recorded our show because on Friday night and Saturday morning I was in Oxfordshire in the English countryside with the popular beat combo Radiohead. 53:47.316 --> 53:54.559 I was helping them with their webcast that they did live last Friday night from 9 till midnight and man it was a good time. 53:54.679 --> 54:02.503 Me and my friend Garth went there and we were basically helping them put together little pre-recorded video segments that they could play into the live portion of the show. 54:02.543 --> 54:03.343 Do you know what I'm saying? 54:04.143 --> 54:07.686 and so we went to their studio where they record all their stuff. 54:07.726 --> 54:18.433 They built this studio just after they finished OK Computer back in the early noughties and they sort of co-own this place and it's really amazing, you know, sort of residential. 54:18.453 --> 54:20.595 Did they built it from scratch kind of thing? 54:20.675 --> 54:21.956 No, I think they converted a barn. 54:22.276 --> 54:25.539 I'd have liked to have seen that guy from Grand Designs cover that building project. 54:26.280 --> 54:28.282 You know, I'd like to see Kevin MacLeod and Tom York. 54:28.602 --> 54:28.923 Yes. 54:29.924 --> 54:37.111 Tom's plans for this barn are hugely ambitious, but does he realise the scale of the task he's taken on? 54:37.852 --> 54:39.794 Is he gonna stick his head? 54:40.094 --> 54:41.655 I don't know, you know, he'd do some terrible metaphor. 54:42.797 --> 54:43.998 I wasn't actually gonna do one. 54:44.358 --> 54:44.538 No! 54:45.319 --> 54:46.620 You know that wouldn't be good, wouldn't it? 54:46.800 --> 54:47.680 Anyway, keep talking. 54:47.740 --> 54:50.241 It looks like that kind of place though, do you know what I mean? 54:50.321 --> 54:53.763 It's really beautiful and futuristic inside. 54:54.023 --> 54:56.084 Kind of, but yet a little bit rustic. 54:56.264 --> 54:58.385 It's exactly the sort of thing you would hope it would be like. 54:58.685 --> 55:00.266 You want to be careful with rust in a studio. 55:00.286 --> 55:01.607 A bit of rustic. 55:01.667 --> 55:02.267 Rusticity. 55:03.167 --> 55:03.908 Anyway, keep going. 55:04.128 --> 55:05.008 But it was good. 55:05.809 --> 55:09.891 Basically, I won't go on too much about what I actually did there, because it was fairly boring. 55:09.911 --> 55:11.411 I was just basically working pretty hard. 55:11.571 --> 55:12.672 Tell us secret things like... 55:13.172 --> 55:17.374 What were there any little details like what's in radio hits fridge? 55:18.495 --> 55:25.398 Well, it's a well-stocked fridge They've got like a lady called cat who works there and she basically makes all their meals for them. 55:25.598 --> 55:25.919 Really? 55:26.099 --> 55:26.719 It's brilliant. 55:26.779 --> 55:28.620 So they're working away ladies called cats 55:28.840 --> 55:35.986 Yeah, yeah, she was dead nice and She I think used to be a chef for John Bon Jovi or someone like that. 55:36.086 --> 55:54.441 She was a dancer for Prince She was really cool and you know You'd be working away and suddenly she'd say lunch time and everyone comes and sits down at a big table Wow And you get lunch like a delicious piping hot like a sort of pop mom Yeah, and she does a little bit of organic food here a bit of veggie food there because everyone has different dietary needs. 55:55.042 --> 55:55.262 Oh, man 55:55.302 --> 55:56.162 Man, it was brilliant. 55:56.502 --> 55:59.644 And you eat the best food you've had for weeks and weeks, and then you get back to work. 55:59.944 --> 56:01.444 And they're pretty self-disciplined, I'd imagine. 56:01.604 --> 56:02.825 Yeah, very much so, yeah. 56:02.865 --> 56:03.525 Take it seriously? 56:03.705 --> 56:05.906 Take it very seriously, but it's a good atmosphere, you know what I mean? 56:05.926 --> 56:12.509 Like, everyone, after years of being a band like that, being a successful band, everyone seems to know exactly what their function is. 56:12.709 --> 56:12.929 Really? 56:12.989 --> 56:15.310 So there's no room for disagreement? 56:15.410 --> 56:18.731 And, I mean, they weren't... What kind of thing were they... So they were just putting his podcasts together? 56:18.991 --> 56:20.572 Yeah, so they were playing some tracks live. 56:20.872 --> 56:25.255 They pre-recorded a few tracks that they were playing live in their little studio. 56:25.615 --> 56:28.216 Then they played some tracks live as the actual podcast went out. 56:28.577 --> 56:29.477 Then they did a few things. 56:29.517 --> 56:31.178 Me and Garth had some ideas for little videos. 56:31.198 --> 56:35.881 Now Garth is Garth Jennings, who directed Hitchhiker's Guide and the forthcoming Son of Rambo. 56:36.361 --> 56:38.523 Also, there was Nigel Godrich, right, who's their producer. 56:38.624 --> 56:39.264 Yeah, Nigel. 56:39.324 --> 56:42.227 I mean, he's the guy that's basically got all the answers, technically. 56:42.247 --> 56:42.948 He's amazing. 56:42.988 --> 56:46.011 And he was sort of masterminding the technical side of the whole thing. 56:46.031 --> 56:50.696 I saw a little bit of him DJing kind of what sounded like sort of 80s electro R&B records. 56:50.876 --> 56:51.436 Of Tom York. 56:52.037 --> 56:52.157 Yeah. 56:52.237 --> 56:53.238 Was it Tom or was it Nigel? 56:53.278 --> 56:54.598 It was Tom, it was DJing, yeah. 56:54.878 --> 56:57.060 Tom's got a... Yeah, he's a good DJ. 56:57.340 --> 57:01.322 And it's a good idea to have a band DJ, you know, because it's a real insight into what they're like. 57:01.342 --> 57:05.024 That's true, to have the singer or to have, yeah, one of the members of the band on the turntables. 57:05.084 --> 57:06.885 Every member of the band had a go on the turntables. 57:06.925 --> 57:08.565 It's true, because it sometimes goes the other way, doesn't it? 57:08.605 --> 57:10.526 A DJ will become a musician. 57:11.107 --> 57:13.548 But yeah, you don't get many musicians actually DJing. 57:13.928 --> 57:16.649 And it's a good insight into their personality, you know what I mean? 57:16.689 --> 57:16.829 Yeah. 57:16.849 --> 57:21.111 You can really get the choices they make say a lot about who they are, you know. 57:21.691 --> 57:25.032 And Tom's choices were very eclectic and very challenging. 57:25.072 --> 57:25.773 Because he's eclectic. 57:25.893 --> 57:26.393 Exactly. 57:26.413 --> 57:26.953 And challenging. 57:26.993 --> 57:27.913 Exactly, Joe. 57:28.093 --> 57:28.414 Yes. 57:28.794 --> 57:28.894 Yes. 57:28.954 --> 57:29.354 It was good. 57:29.674 --> 57:37.019 If you want to know more about it, you can go onto my website adam-buckston.co.uk, where you'll find a fairly full account of my time there. 57:37.319 --> 57:45.625 Also, you'll see the video that me and Garth put together for the track that they're just about to release, the first single from the album, In Rainbows, which is called Jigsaw Falling Into Place. 57:46.065 --> 57:54.351 We did this little video using these helmet cams that I made, basically like a little security camera stuck on the end of a pole attached to a bicycle helmet. 57:54.651 --> 58:13.242 and we stuck them onto the band and they performed their track Jigsaw falling into place and we did it just for the webcast but it's now being used as the official video for the track I believe and it's also on the Six Music website there's a link to the Adam and Jo page there you can see it 58:14.603 --> 58:17.284 And so yeah, check it out if you want to. 58:17.925 --> 58:20.666 Check it out at Adam-Buckston.co.uk. 58:20.686 --> 58:21.207 That's my blog. 58:21.227 --> 58:22.908 And here is the song right now for you to enjoy. 58:22.928 --> 58:24.989 This is Radiohead with Jigsaw falling into place. 58:42.048 --> 58:44.109 Radiohead with Jigsaw falling into place. 58:44.169 --> 58:52.491 We were just talking about the fact that I had the pleasure of working on the video for that track, which is, you know, it was just going to be for the webcast. 58:52.631 --> 58:54.092 Now it's the official video. 58:54.152 --> 58:57.953 I've made a Radiohead video, me and Garth, and making that was fun. 58:58.033 --> 58:59.413 Editing it together was amazing. 58:59.473 --> 59:05.535 Watching Phil Selway, the drummer, he puts an amazing amount of, I mean, they give a really good performance of that song. 59:05.595 --> 59:09.177 All of them are amazing, but particularly Phil Selway drumming away there. 59:09.217 --> 59:09.957 It's amazing. 59:10.017 --> 59:10.537 Check it out. 59:10.817 --> 59:14.018 I've got to stop saying amazing, but he's a powerhouse. 59:14.058 --> 59:16.659 He's a baldy powerhouse, I'm telling you. 59:16.919 --> 59:17.259 A what? 59:17.279 --> 59:18.879 A baldy powerhouse, man. 59:19.179 --> 59:20.140 Okay. 59:20.620 --> 59:25.221 And yeah, Tom does his wobbly head dance on there, and it's all going off. 59:25.261 --> 59:26.121 It's all going off. 59:26.161 --> 59:31.183 Now, I happened to know, because you told me the other day, that another hero of yours walked in. 59:32.003 --> 59:33.043 to the area while 59:53.630 --> 59:54.390 Talking Heads track. 59:54.531 --> 59:55.251 Oh, I like that album. 59:55.671 --> 59:58.713 And he's quite a stately figure now, David Byrne, isn't he? 59:58.753 --> 01:00:01.414 He's a sort of sophisticated New York intellectual type fella. 01:00:01.454 --> 01:00:02.294 He's got white hair. 01:00:02.415 --> 01:00:02.835 Exactly. 01:00:03.195 --> 01:00:04.616 Has he still got dark eyebrows? 01:00:04.636 --> 01:00:07.757 Because that sometimes happens with an older gentleman. 01:00:07.797 --> 01:00:13.060 The hair on the top of the head goes white, but the eyebrows stay in an authoritative dark. 01:00:13.320 --> 01:00:16.222 You know, I didn't notice I got the impression that it was all white. 01:00:16.622 --> 01:00:18.843 Was he wearing a some sort of a suit? 01:00:19.804 --> 01:00:21.445 He was very smartly dressed. 01:00:21.985 --> 01:00:23.546 I think he took off his suit jacket. 01:00:23.586 --> 01:00:35.653 He was casual I want to be like that in the future but he man he looked trim and dapper and I was very attracted to him I must have been pretty exciting for you because you're a big talking heads man massive talking heads man. 01:00:35.673 --> 01:00:36.634 Did you feel all funny? 01:00:36.654 --> 01:00:36.674 I 01:00:36.954 --> 01:00:39.697 I did, I really did, I was trying to be cool as well, you know? 01:00:39.777 --> 01:00:41.840 It's tricky, isn't it, in a situation like that? 01:00:41.920 --> 01:00:46.225 Look, the thing is, I knew I had no purchase on the situation, do you know what I'm saying? 01:00:46.265 --> 01:00:48.607 Yeah, you had no swear, no currency, no leverage. 01:00:48.827 --> 01:00:50.990 None because it was all about the band. 01:00:51.010 --> 01:00:55.074 You know, David wasn't there to see me, obviously, he was there to see Radiohead. 01:00:55.235 --> 01:00:56.396 She should have been there to see you. 01:00:58.116 --> 01:01:00.677 And he didn't want to know me and my business. 01:01:00.917 --> 01:01:02.678 The best I got was a limp handshake. 01:01:02.818 --> 01:01:08.179 I was a little disappointed that he didn't introduce himself when I stretched out my hand and said, hi, nice to meet you, David. 01:01:08.259 --> 01:01:08.700 I'm Adam. 01:01:08.940 --> 01:01:10.160 Or I didn't say David. 01:01:10.200 --> 01:01:11.580 I said, hi, I'm Adam. 01:01:11.941 --> 01:01:12.841 He just said, hi. 01:01:13.081 --> 01:01:14.421 He didn't say, hello, I'm David. 01:01:14.481 --> 01:01:14.981 Do you know what I mean? 01:01:15.222 --> 01:01:18.122 I mean, obviously, everybody knew that he was David. 01:01:18.503 --> 01:01:20.383 But do you know what I'm saying? 01:01:20.403 --> 01:01:22.604 I do know what I go very weird in situations like that. 01:01:23.624 --> 01:01:28.308 I always get an urge if I'm in a famous person's home or place of work. 01:01:28.669 --> 01:01:29.930 I always get an urge to nick something. 01:01:30.310 --> 01:01:31.151 I know what you're saying. 01:01:31.371 --> 01:01:33.152 Just because I feel like I've stepped through a mirror. 01:01:33.733 --> 01:01:48.266 For instance, I was in Quentin Tarantino's house for one reason or another during the summer and I was alone in his kitchen and I had my digital camera and I got obsessed with his fridge because it had brilliant weird fridge magnets all over it. 01:01:48.786 --> 01:01:49.687 So I got my camera 01:01:49.927 --> 01:01:51.288 I'll take a picture of his fridge. 01:01:51.548 --> 01:01:53.289 It's not stealing, but in a way it's stealing. 01:01:53.309 --> 01:01:53.970 It is stealing. 01:01:53.990 --> 01:01:55.210 It's stealing the soul of the fridge. 01:01:55.390 --> 01:01:57.492 Listen, in a way it's worse than stealing. 01:01:57.592 --> 01:01:57.832 Is it? 01:01:57.972 --> 01:01:59.173 It's a betrayal of its trust. 01:01:59.233 --> 01:02:03.215 So I started just taking photos like some kind of a burglar. 01:02:03.235 --> 01:02:04.496 Demented paparazzo. 01:02:04.896 --> 01:02:07.798 And then my friend Edgar, who I was working with, caught me. 01:02:08.038 --> 01:02:09.039 He walked in and caught me. 01:02:09.059 --> 01:02:11.000 He went, don't take pictures of the fridge. 01:02:11.880 --> 01:02:12.561 I went, sorry. 01:02:13.121 --> 01:02:13.902 And I delete it. 01:02:13.942 --> 01:02:14.762 I went outside. 01:02:14.782 --> 01:02:15.503 No, you deleted them. 01:02:15.543 --> 01:02:16.684 And I deleted all the pictures. 01:02:16.704 --> 01:02:20.047 Because I thought, come on Cornish, you're not an intruder in Quentin's house. 01:02:20.367 --> 01:02:20.947 You're a guest. 01:02:21.648 --> 01:02:22.148 Relax. 01:02:22.168 --> 01:02:22.789 You are an intruder. 01:02:22.809 --> 01:02:23.569 You'll be back. 01:02:24.470 --> 01:02:24.990 And you know what? 01:02:25.731 --> 01:02:26.111 I was. 01:02:27.212 --> 01:02:29.214 And then I'm on show, maybe six minutes. 01:02:29.274 --> 01:02:31.155 And now you've got loads of pictures of his fridge. 01:02:31.415 --> 01:02:34.658 Yeah, I've actually got some friends of mine are in his house and he doesn't know it. 01:02:34.698 --> 01:02:36.459 You made damn sure you weren't busted by Edgar Wright. 01:02:36.539 --> 01:02:38.301 I'm sending my gypsy friends over there. 01:02:38.841 --> 01:02:39.862 My circus pals. 01:02:40.582 --> 01:02:43.344 Now, this is a music choice that is yours, I believe, Joe. 01:02:44.184 --> 01:02:49.568 This is from another of our mutual heroes, but not someone that I particularly relish meeting, I have to say. 01:02:49.908 --> 01:02:53.590 Right, this is a grumpy master of soul pruning. 01:02:54.331 --> 01:02:54.811 And you know what? 01:02:54.851 --> 01:02:56.592 We promised we're going to do no more name dropping. 01:02:56.632 --> 01:02:56.952 That's it. 01:02:56.992 --> 01:02:58.433 That's our name dropping allocation. 01:02:58.453 --> 01:03:00.014 That was an exhaustive bit of name dropping. 01:03:00.034 --> 01:03:00.995 Yeah, that was bad. 01:03:02.076 --> 01:03:02.796 So no more of that. 01:03:02.856 --> 01:03:05.798 But here, to clear the air, here is Van Morrison with everyone. 01:03:07.100 --> 01:03:09.266 That's athletes with Tokyo. 01:03:09.727 --> 01:03:14.719 Are athletes playing in the lobby somewhere or the hub or on Monday they're playing? 01:03:14.800 --> 01:03:15.481 What's at a time? 01:03:17.307 --> 01:03:18.267 1130? 01:03:17.367 --> 01:03:18.267 Could be around 1130. 01:03:18.727 --> 01:03:20.648 We should get bands to just play in the lav. 01:03:21.249 --> 01:03:21.909 I think it would be nice. 01:03:21.929 --> 01:03:23.310 And that'd be better, we should have some bands in. 01:03:23.330 --> 01:03:23.930 It's a big disabled lav. 01:03:23.950 --> 01:03:26.271 You wouldn't mike them up or anything, you'd just know they were there. 01:03:26.351 --> 01:03:29.173 Yeah, the big disabled lav by the studio that is often involved. 01:03:29.633 --> 01:03:30.714 Yeah, that's a bit spacious, isn't it? 01:03:30.734 --> 01:03:31.994 They could play in there. 01:03:32.014 --> 01:03:33.215 Stick them in the ladies, I say. 01:03:33.415 --> 01:03:34.116 Yeah, exactly. 01:03:34.136 --> 01:03:34.996 That would be fun. 01:03:35.256 --> 01:03:36.637 Anyway, that's Athlete to look forward to. 01:03:37.037 --> 01:03:42.820 Now, let's return, ladies and gentlemen, to one of our two beautiful, well-rounded features. 01:03:43.221 --> 01:03:43.681 Song Wars. 01:03:54.071 --> 01:04:03.916 So the idea here listeners is we've both composed a song based on information sent to us by listeners about one of those listeners closest friends The two men involved what my one's called Jack Miller. 01:04:03.936 --> 01:04:06.817 Who's your called mark James Rohan James the subject of 01:04:06.897 --> 01:04:08.798 the song suggested by his friend Mark. 01:04:08.918 --> 01:04:25.282 Yeah, mine is about a guy called Jack Miller sent to me by Joel and we're going to play you the two clips just to remind you of the songs if you've just tuned in and text 64046 or email adamandjo.6musicapbbc.co.uk because we're going to do something a bit new 01:04:25.942 --> 01:04:30.305 And we're not going to announce the winner this week, we're going to announce the winner at the beginning of next week's show. 01:04:30.625 --> 01:04:36.930 That way, the people who listen to this show via the Listen Again function can participate in the vote. 01:04:37.090 --> 01:04:44.576 That way, that way, that way, all Joe's fans who actually know how to use texting will be able to vote for him. 01:04:44.856 --> 01:04:46.237 You're saying that you think your fans... 01:04:46.417 --> 01:04:54.142 I think my fans are probably older and have very high-powered jobs, which means that they're too busy to text in. 01:04:54.683 --> 01:04:58.285 Which is why I've lost three times in a row! 01:04:58.305 --> 01:05:05.631 Yeah, but this would then give you the advantage, because now they've got more time in their busy schedules to text in, because you've got all the way until close of business on Friday. 01:05:05.651 --> 01:05:07.252 Didn't do me any favours last week. 01:05:07.572 --> 01:05:08.893 But still, that's the theory. 01:05:09.033 --> 01:05:09.814 Now, let's have a clip. 01:05:09.834 --> 01:05:11.094 Shall we play Joe's clip first? 01:05:11.114 --> 01:05:12.395 This is about James Miller. 01:05:12.455 --> 01:05:13.016 James Miller? 01:05:13.076 --> 01:05:14.137 Yeah, no, Jack Miller. 01:05:14.157 --> 01:05:15.978 This is called Song for Jack Miller. 01:05:16.482 --> 01:05:17.826 Jack was raised on a 01:05:26.578 --> 01:05:28.680 because he thought he looked like Antonia. 01:05:28.980 --> 01:05:31.122 Banderesse in Desperado, but did he? 01:05:31.322 --> 01:05:32.323 He did not, oh no. 01:05:32.863 --> 01:05:34.585 You can't, that was a badly chosen clip. 01:05:34.605 --> 01:05:36.046 He sounds like hogwash, what did it say? 01:05:36.446 --> 01:05:37.407 Son's hogwash. 01:05:37.587 --> 01:05:38.128 It's French. 01:05:38.148 --> 01:05:39.329 Son's hogwash. 01:05:39.389 --> 01:05:40.349 My fans like that. 01:05:40.369 --> 01:05:41.771 Oh, it's only hogwash too. 01:05:41.791 --> 01:05:43.792 Is there anything I can think of that would rhyme? 01:05:43.852 --> 01:05:44.473 It's very nice. 01:05:44.873 --> 01:05:49.237 And now here's a little clip from my song about James Rohan, aka Harry. 01:05:49.577 --> 01:05:52.641 There's a man whose name is James Rohan, he's a beast! 01:05:52.921 --> 01:06:01.111 On the surface he is not her shoot, but his armpit hair is scary, and for that reason he is known as Harry. 01:06:01.311 --> 01:06:09.321 You know it's tough coming up with these songs week in week out because you end up falling back, I mean you're a little luckier I have to say Joe because you can actually sing a little bit. 01:06:09.841 --> 01:06:14.947 Whereas that's not necessarily an advantage Yeah, you've gone you've gone for rapping a couple of times now. 01:06:15.107 --> 01:06:17.009 I have singing it is slightly embarrassing. 01:06:17.190 --> 01:06:21.435 It is embarrassing That's why I always use that's automatically sincere for that's why you need bands are frightened. 01:06:21.455 --> 01:06:25.239 That's true That's why they pick up megaphones and exactly what effects on their voices 01:06:25.399 --> 01:06:46.079 I fall back on that on the shaggy voice whenever I'm in trouble and but I really tried one time last week in fact one time one time To sing in a sincere way, but it was too toe curling even as a joke I mean the part of the joke is supposed to be that it was we should do a sincere week then yeah, we really should joke free week Are we get why don't we do that next week? 01:06:46.779 --> 01:06:47.961 Well, we have to think of a subject. 01:06:48.001 --> 01:06:50.463 So let's we had your clip didn't we you said lilettes and 01:06:50.663 --> 01:06:51.423 Did I? 01:06:51.503 --> 01:06:54.584 I'm actually being sponsored by a major panty pad company. 01:06:54.644 --> 01:06:54.964 Shush! 01:06:55.544 --> 01:06:56.344 Panty pads! 01:06:57.105 --> 01:07:03.426 Listen, so text your vote, either Adam or Jo, to 64046, or email adamandjo.6musicatbbc.co.uk. 01:07:03.846 --> 01:07:09.608 Today, tomorrow, any time up to close the business on Friday, and we'll announce the winner at the beginning of the show next week. 01:07:09.708 --> 01:07:11.568 Now, who chose this track by The Stranglers? 01:07:11.628 --> 01:07:12.068 Neither of us. 01:07:12.108 --> 01:07:14.349 This was just chosen out of thin air by someone who works here at 6 Music. 01:07:14.369 --> 01:07:14.729 Are you sure? 01:07:14.749 --> 01:07:15.129 What is it? 01:07:15.969 --> 01:07:17.270 Well, always the sun. 01:07:17.310 --> 01:07:22.272 You know, it's not a bad track, but it's very late-period stranglers, and it's quite a cheesy one. 01:07:22.332 --> 01:07:26.134 I wanted to hear European female, by the way. 01:07:26.174 --> 01:07:31.076 And it's got the line in it, who gets the job of pushing the knob? 01:07:31.777 --> 01:07:35.619 That's the kind of job that I'd pay money to avoid, or something like that. 01:07:36.059 --> 01:07:38.100 But anyway, it's kind of a nice song. 01:07:38.140 --> 01:07:39.260 I look forward to hearing that lyric. 01:07:39.320 --> 01:07:40.941 Yeah, who gets the job of pushing the knob? 01:07:41.021 --> 01:07:41.541 You decide. 01:07:41.582 --> 01:07:42.302 Here's the stranglers. 01:07:45.229 --> 01:07:45.449 Yeah. 01:08:01.954 --> 01:08:22.900 is my favorite newspaper i like the lady on page three what has no top on what are you talking about the sun yeah oh i see this is the best bit of the track that we're talking over here man it's not the best or angless track we've decided to uh mount an intervention we're having a little intervention we do apologize to any big fans of this song 01:08:23.200 --> 01:08:26.103 You know, but at least it was a little reminder of it there. 01:08:26.544 --> 01:08:30.308 That sort of responsibility you draw straws for if you're mad enough. 01:08:31.409 --> 01:08:33.371 He just really squeezed those lyrics in there. 01:08:33.391 --> 01:08:34.072 He wasn't bothered. 01:08:34.272 --> 01:08:37.716 Drawing straws isn't a particularly mad activity. 01:08:37.736 --> 01:08:40.139 It requires a certain amount of preparation. 01:08:40.159 --> 01:08:43.543 Well, it is mad troll if you're drawing straws for the job of pushing the knob. 01:08:44.269 --> 01:08:45.550 What does pushing the knob do? 01:08:45.690 --> 01:08:46.691 A nuclear knob! 01:08:47.331 --> 01:08:48.772 When was that song recorded? 01:08:48.953 --> 01:08:50.734 It was not at the height of the Cold War. 01:08:50.754 --> 01:08:51.274 A nuclear paranoia. 01:08:51.394 --> 01:08:54.577 But it was still, you know, it's always an ongoing issue, isn't it? 01:08:55.257 --> 01:08:56.198 Yeah, that's true. 01:08:56.398 --> 01:08:58.119 The destruction of the planet. 01:08:58.480 --> 01:09:00.461 Nuclear proliferation. 01:09:01.482 --> 01:09:01.942 Exactly. 01:09:02.803 --> 01:09:04.624 Hey, we're in the middle of Tex the Nation, of course. 01:09:04.664 --> 01:09:05.605 Yes, yes, yes. 01:09:05.885 --> 01:09:07.206 So we should catch up with some of those. 01:09:07.226 --> 01:09:10.849 We've been asking you what superpower you would have, if you could have any superpower. 01:09:11.229 --> 01:09:13.110 Nice little daytime voice there. 01:09:13.130 --> 01:09:13.631 Thanks a lot. 01:09:13.671 --> 01:09:16.973 Yeah, I hit a higher note just to lift the mood. 01:09:17.033 --> 01:09:20.955 It's like we've moved on from a section about child abuse to something about Cori. 01:09:21.235 --> 01:09:23.817 Now, what kind of superpower would you have? 01:09:24.998 --> 01:09:27.399 I do think you and I could take over from Phil and Fern. 01:09:27.579 --> 01:09:28.020 You reckon? 01:09:28.260 --> 01:09:29.921 Someone's good, because they're getting big now. 01:09:30.601 --> 01:09:31.702 I think we'd be quite good. 01:09:32.102 --> 01:09:32.723 Yeah. 01:09:32.763 --> 01:09:34.184 Well, Fern, of course, is getting small. 01:09:34.624 --> 01:09:35.524 She's losing a great deal. 01:09:35.544 --> 01:09:36.105 She's losing, right? 01:09:36.145 --> 01:09:36.985 Yeah, absolutely. 01:09:37.025 --> 01:09:37.726 But, you know, they're 01:09:38.240 --> 01:09:40.301 They're appearing in Nintendo DS adverts now. 01:09:40.321 --> 01:09:40.581 Are they? 01:09:41.021 --> 01:09:41.362 Yeah. 01:09:41.882 --> 01:09:45.064 That Nicole Kidman, she loves the Nintendo DS. 01:09:45.084 --> 01:09:47.125 That's why that film The Invasion was such a mess. 01:09:47.245 --> 01:09:48.225 She needs all the help she can get. 01:09:48.265 --> 01:09:49.386 She couldn't stop playing Warioware. 01:09:49.566 --> 01:09:49.826 Right. 01:09:50.226 --> 01:09:50.987 Cookie Cookie Mama. 01:09:51.967 --> 01:09:58.951 She is in... I don't want to go too far off message because we're going to hear about superpowers in a second, but she is in the Golden Compass, isn't she? 01:09:58.971 --> 01:09:59.391 She is. 01:09:59.931 --> 01:10:02.013 Is that a CG film, Golden Compass? 01:10:02.033 --> 01:10:02.773 I mean, it's got CG in it. 01:10:02.773 --> 01:10:04.875 A mixture of CGI and live-action. 01:10:04.915 --> 01:10:07.637 Yeah, that's a very old world distinction you're making there, Adam. 01:10:08.057 --> 01:10:09.899 You clearly haven't seen Beowulf. 01:10:09.999 --> 01:10:11.340 Well, I was thinking about Beowulf. 01:10:11.380 --> 01:10:12.621 I will kill your monster! 01:10:12.781 --> 01:10:14.563 I'm here to kill your monster! 01:10:15.123 --> 01:10:15.904 I saw it, man. 01:10:16.164 --> 01:10:17.125 Yeah, you liked it. 01:10:17.285 --> 01:10:17.866 Brilliant. 01:10:17.886 --> 01:10:19.827 You've got to see it in 3D at the IMAX. 01:10:20.087 --> 01:10:22.209 If you see it in 2D, you're a nutball. 01:10:22.229 --> 01:10:23.150 You're missing out on the 3D. 01:10:23.170 --> 01:10:26.413 3D at the IMAX, and you've got to remove yourself from your nipples a bit. 01:10:26.653 --> 01:10:27.313 A little bit. 01:10:27.353 --> 01:10:27.814 Before you go. 01:10:27.834 --> 01:10:28.835 Have a little, Shandy. 01:10:29.855 --> 01:10:37.643 And then it's it's enormously satisfying like a giant three-dimensional space What if you're teetotal though and you're not up for any removals? 01:10:38.223 --> 01:10:41.406 It's pretty much the most fun you can have whilst being teetotal. 01:10:41.526 --> 01:10:43.448 It'll make you feel like you're not teetotal. 01:10:43.468 --> 01:10:44.389 Do you get what I'm saying? 01:10:44.429 --> 01:10:44.990 I think I do. 01:10:45.030 --> 01:10:45.210 Yeah. 01:10:45.390 --> 01:10:48.153 Yeah, put those specs on and have you seen a golden compass? 01:10:48.793 --> 01:10:49.594 No, that's not out yet. 01:10:49.634 --> 01:10:50.294 Not for a couple of weeks. 01:10:50.354 --> 01:10:50.715 Is it not? 01:10:51.115 --> 01:10:52.176 The ads are everywhere. 01:10:52.356 --> 01:10:52.576 Yeah. 01:10:53.017 --> 01:10:58.020 But I thought you with your special powers, you might have had a little sneaky peeky. 01:10:58.421 --> 01:11:02.524 I wonder if it's gonna break Kidman's unbroken run of stink power. 01:11:03.024 --> 01:11:03.865 Oh, poor old Kidman. 01:11:03.905 --> 01:11:04.845 I mean, she's great. 01:11:04.865 --> 01:11:06.086 Listen, let's come back to Kidman. 01:11:06.106 --> 01:11:09.327 Let's just go and kind of wrap up the text the nation. 01:11:09.347 --> 01:11:09.548 Yes. 01:11:09.688 --> 01:11:11.588 We've been asking you what superpower you would have. 01:11:12.429 --> 01:11:13.609 Hi, Adam and Jo. 01:11:13.649 --> 01:11:14.330 This is from Mel. 01:11:14.610 --> 01:11:17.591 I would have the power to split myself in two like Plankton. 01:11:18.171 --> 01:11:18.932 Plankton girl. 01:11:19.412 --> 01:11:20.613 One half saves the world. 01:11:21.033 --> 01:11:22.994 One half sits in and watches 01:11:24.054 --> 01:11:25.015 I'm a Gamu. 01:11:25.675 --> 01:11:29.999 Oh, that's the, um, that's the acronym for I'm a celebrity. 01:11:30.039 --> 01:11:31.099 Get me out of here. 01:11:31.600 --> 01:11:32.520 Imac Gamu. 01:11:32.560 --> 01:11:33.661 That's not a good one. 01:11:33.701 --> 01:11:35.382 That's a hair remover called Imac, isn't that? 01:11:35.402 --> 01:11:37.484 It's not like, Ignify for Have I Got News For You. 01:11:37.544 --> 01:11:38.084 That's true. 01:11:38.225 --> 01:11:38.725 Quite so well. 01:11:39.065 --> 01:11:39.746 What do you think of that one? 01:11:39.866 --> 01:11:40.326 I like it. 01:11:40.366 --> 01:11:41.047 Plankton Girl. 01:11:41.127 --> 01:11:41.928 I like that idea. 01:11:41.988 --> 01:11:46.432 But it's sort of... Would the top half go off and do that? 01:11:46.532 --> 01:11:49.715 Or you would split into two separate fully formed entities? 01:11:49.815 --> 01:11:50.116 Who knows? 01:11:50.176 --> 01:11:50.636 Let's move on. 01:11:50.776 --> 01:11:50.996 Okay. 01:11:51.056 --> 01:11:52.558 Here's another one from Tim in Plymouth. 01:11:52.898 --> 01:11:56.902 He says, My super power would be to be... He's written Bs and 2s. 01:11:57.202 --> 01:11:58.483 He hasn't even written the full words. 01:11:58.844 --> 01:11:59.524 My super power... 01:12:00.285 --> 01:12:07.295 My superpower would be to be able to skip the annoying legal warnings that play when you put in a DVD. 01:12:07.315 --> 01:12:07.936 Good superpower. 01:12:07.956 --> 01:12:09.298 That's a really good one, Tim. 01:12:09.679 --> 01:12:12.382 They're as annoying as Robert Mugabe's moustache. 01:12:12.443 --> 01:12:13.043 Skip-a-tron. 01:12:13.404 --> 01:12:14.085 You could be called. 01:12:14.245 --> 01:12:14.746 Skip-a-tron. 01:12:14.766 --> 01:12:15.507 They are annoying. 01:12:15.687 --> 01:12:16.048 They are... 01:12:16.388 --> 01:12:16.828 Torture! 01:12:16.888 --> 01:12:23.370 I tell you what I've always wanted to play as a piece of music is the... You wouldn't steal a car, that bit of music. 01:12:23.530 --> 01:12:23.870 Yeah. 01:12:23.930 --> 01:12:25.051 They should release it as a single. 01:12:25.191 --> 01:12:27.291 Man, did you see the it-crowd with the spoof of that? 01:12:27.391 --> 01:12:27.832 I did, yeah. 01:12:27.892 --> 01:12:28.332 Brilliant. 01:12:28.672 --> 01:12:31.413 I just like the logic of the... Like, who would choose that bit of music? 01:12:32.553 --> 01:12:34.815 Oh, this is a bit of music that criminals will pay attention to. 01:12:35.255 --> 01:12:36.476 It's edgy and katari. 01:12:36.496 --> 01:12:37.177 They are torture. 01:12:37.197 --> 01:12:38.318 You know who's the worst for those? 01:12:38.338 --> 01:12:39.038 It's Disney. 01:12:39.579 --> 01:12:43.642 On their DVDs, they put so many trailers that you cannot skip through. 01:12:44.462 --> 01:12:49.206 The best you can do is fast-forward them, but you have to go through every single effing one. 01:12:49.226 --> 01:12:49.846 Terrible business. 01:12:50.367 --> 01:12:51.528 And it's insulting, isn't it? 01:12:51.568 --> 01:12:57.873 Like, you've given these people your money, you want to watch one of their films, and they subject you to a sort of ten-minute lecture, 01:12:58.513 --> 01:13:00.014 About even when you go to the cinema, they do it. 01:13:00.534 --> 01:13:03.716 You know, our staff have infrared goggles, they will be patrolling the aisles. 01:13:03.756 --> 01:13:04.937 You feel like a criminal? 01:13:05.657 --> 01:13:07.338 Just for going and having some entertainment. 01:13:07.959 --> 01:13:09.500 Sort yourselves out, studios. 01:13:09.700 --> 01:13:12.001 Yeah, I'm with you on that one, man. 01:13:12.061 --> 01:13:14.483 I'm a member of WGA East as well. 01:13:14.603 --> 01:13:15.043 Whatever. 01:13:17.565 --> 01:13:18.285 Here's another one then. 01:13:18.865 --> 01:13:19.566 Say things quickly. 01:13:19.886 --> 01:13:21.267 Oh yeah, what have you got there? 01:13:22.267 --> 01:13:24.088 I've got some more text. 01:13:24.428 --> 01:13:27.670 You know, another superpower that I thought of having, this is a real middle-aged one. 01:13:27.690 --> 01:13:28.390 I've got one now, by the way. 01:13:28.630 --> 01:13:35.774 Actually, all of us agreed in the studio that the ultimate superpower, which they have in Heroes, and of course it's the best character in Heroes, is the power to teleport. 01:13:35.934 --> 01:13:40.016 Yeah, teleportation, inarguably, because it will cut out all air travel or tedious travel. 01:13:40.316 --> 01:13:40.716 Exactly. 01:13:41.177 --> 01:13:45.499 The planet would be spared because all the carbon emissions would rock it down, you know, you wouldn't have to rely on. 01:13:45.839 --> 01:14:05.957 cars and airplanes and automobiles and all that malarkey automobiles are the same as cars but you know what i'm saying it's the best one and also travel in the modern world especially in the post 9 11 world is not enjoyable in any way i love it when you say post 9 11 yeah i slipped it in there but you know what i'm saying like security checks and oh it's grim it is grim 01:14:06.417 --> 01:14:07.058 Here's another one. 01:14:07.318 --> 01:14:08.979 This is from Paul Savage in Wolverhampton. 01:14:09.019 --> 01:14:15.064 He says, dear Adam and Jo, if I had a minor superpower, I would like to know how much of anything there is left. 01:14:16.005 --> 01:14:16.845 I think that's a good idea. 01:14:16.885 --> 01:14:24.491 For instance, if I wanted a biscuit, if I knew there was only one Jaffa cake left, but plenty of digestives in the tin, I would go and get it so I could suck the delicious orange-ness. 01:14:24.892 --> 01:14:27.474 But you know, obviously that would be useful for biscuits. 01:14:27.514 --> 01:14:31.137 He also says it would work with petrol, sex scenes in erotic thrillers. 01:14:33.378 --> 01:14:35.981 But it would also be good for finding out how many natural reserves. 01:14:36.001 --> 01:14:47.210 There are various You know elements foxy women I sometimes think I wonder how many foxy women there are on the planet really yeah, and Also, that would be good because you could yeah, that would be good. 01:14:47.250 --> 01:14:47.450 Sorry. 01:14:47.470 --> 01:14:48.231 I was about to say something 01:14:48.411 --> 01:14:54.014 Well, it seems as if the number of foxy women is rising, but I think that's a byproduct of getting older, yeah. 01:14:54.775 --> 01:15:03.760 Also, I sometimes wonder, I sometimes wish I had the power to rate people by their attractiveness, a little bit like your face or mine, I think it was, wasn't it? 01:15:03.980 --> 01:15:05.321 But with Jimmy Carr a while ago. 01:15:05.841 --> 01:15:13.906 Anyway, and you know, you would be able to sort of attach ratings to, it's ludicrous, I wish I hadn't started saying that. 01:15:14.726 --> 01:15:23.574 Now listen, shall we have some more music before before we hear a tiny bit more before we wrap up that feature There was a frightening light flashing in the studio just there. 01:15:23.754 --> 01:15:24.134 What was it? 01:15:24.175 --> 01:15:28.899 It was fine I was worried it was gonna be like somebody complain head of the BBC complaining about something. 01:15:28.979 --> 01:15:31.221 You're fired four weeks into the show You're out. 01:15:31.601 --> 01:15:31.701 Now. 01:15:31.741 --> 01:15:32.982 Here's a track I chose for you folks. 01:15:33.002 --> 01:15:38.347 This is from the Beach Boys amazing box set There's a big Guardian thing about the hundred best albums. 01:15:38.367 --> 01:15:41.509 You should listen to your thousand albums which made us think before you 01:15:42.230 --> 01:15:46.715 Does anyone have a relative who is... I don't mean to bring the... the... the atmosphere down dying. 01:15:46.735 --> 01:15:47.255 Yeah. 01:15:47.576 --> 01:15:55.884 Uh, like, I'd... I'd love it if someone on their deathbed, uh... who was dying, demanded one of those 100 things you should do before you die lists. 01:15:55.965 --> 01:15:56.225 Yes. 01:15:56.305 --> 01:15:58.407 Get me a copy of Fride by Julian Cope. 01:15:58.808 --> 01:16:01.931 I have only hours left before I expire, and I need to hear it. 01:16:02.071 --> 01:16:04.694 Guardian today's got a list of a thousand albums to hear before you die. 01:16:05.094 --> 01:16:06.175 It's a ridiculous premise. 01:16:06.335 --> 01:16:08.696 Well, here's one that you should certainly prioritize. 01:16:08.757 --> 01:16:10.017 Don't wait until it's too late. 01:16:10.678 --> 01:16:14.620 The Beach Boys box set is packed with delights, and this is just one of them. 01:16:14.680 --> 01:16:16.101 It's a track called Can't Wait Too Long. 01:16:16.121 --> 01:16:16.842 It's very mellow. 01:16:21.262 --> 01:16:24.085 That's the Beach Boys with Can't Wait Too Long. 01:16:24.785 --> 01:16:28.829 Now that's got to be the precursor to a lot of things like the Beta Band, I would say. 01:16:28.849 --> 01:16:29.309 Do you know what I mean? 01:16:29.329 --> 01:16:33.713 That reminds me a little bit of some of the stuff on the Beta Band's three EPs album there. 01:16:34.013 --> 01:16:44.902 It's like they've just been jamming for a while and they're not, they didn't really get a track out of it, but they've chopped the best bits of the sessions together and just, you know, stuck them out there for whoever wants to hear. 01:16:45.542 --> 01:16:47.223 Listen, I'm sorry to interrupt. 01:16:47.383 --> 01:16:51.764 Rich in Oxford wants to figure out whether to call his cat Snickerpuss or Morrissey. 01:16:52.184 --> 01:16:52.564 Morrissey. 01:16:53.264 --> 01:16:55.465 Snickerpuss or Morrissey. 01:16:55.485 --> 01:16:56.565 Just quick, let's do this quickly. 01:16:56.625 --> 01:16:58.506 Yeah, Morrissey, yeah. 01:16:58.526 --> 01:17:00.227 This is Adam and Joel on BBC Six Music. 01:17:00.247 --> 01:17:01.847 We're just gonna... What are we doing now? 01:17:01.867 --> 01:17:02.507 It's half past. 01:17:02.527 --> 01:17:03.247 Shall we go to the news? 01:17:03.548 --> 01:17:08.349 Yeah, here's the news read by a beautiful lady called Catherine Cracknell. 01:17:10.150 --> 01:17:13.851 And this... Hello there, good evening and welcome to Never Mind the Buzzcocks. 01:17:13.951 --> 01:17:14.711 I'm Simon Ansel. 01:17:16.590 --> 01:17:20.513 The first went out on a Wednesday, and was obviously not funny. 01:17:20.953 --> 01:17:25.737 The second went out on a Thursday, which meant it was very, very funny. 01:17:31.112 --> 01:17:33.734 Thursday at 9 on BBC 2. 01:17:34.174 --> 01:17:37.437 But the thing he was saying wasn't supposed to be funny. 01:17:37.477 --> 01:17:38.738 He was just saying his name. 01:17:39.798 --> 01:17:43.281 The trail is about the fact that they've got a new time slot. 01:17:43.381 --> 01:17:45.903 It's on Wednesdays now as opposed to Wednesdays. 01:17:46.503 --> 01:17:50.286 And Thursday is inherently so funny that people laugh at things that aren't even jokes. 01:17:50.346 --> 01:17:52.428 Yeah, because the slot is called Thursday's Are Funny. 01:17:53.048 --> 01:17:53.448 Okay. 01:17:53.488 --> 01:17:56.069 You know Peter Sarafina, which his show was on there, that's finished. 01:17:56.169 --> 01:17:56.689 Just run now. 01:17:56.749 --> 01:17:58.389 It made me angry, that trailer. 01:17:58.449 --> 01:17:59.709 It's a good show, though, man. 01:17:59.769 --> 01:18:00.610 Never mind the Buzzcocks. 01:18:00.670 --> 01:18:01.690 Did you watch it last week? 01:18:01.870 --> 01:18:02.030 No. 01:18:02.230 --> 01:18:03.130 It was really funny. 01:18:03.210 --> 01:18:04.450 I was laughing away, man. 01:18:04.510 --> 01:18:06.191 I never used to laugh at shows like that. 01:18:06.211 --> 01:18:07.591 I don't know what's happening to me. 01:18:07.771 --> 01:18:08.031 You're tired. 01:18:08.051 --> 01:18:10.332 Maybe I'm tired, but Amstel's very funny. 01:18:10.352 --> 01:18:10.652 He's good. 01:18:10.692 --> 01:18:11.032 We love him. 01:18:11.052 --> 01:18:11.572 He's really good. 01:18:11.592 --> 01:18:12.152 Hey, listen. 01:18:12.192 --> 01:18:12.912 Let's wrap up. 01:18:13.332 --> 01:18:14.012 Text the nation. 01:18:14.072 --> 01:18:15.293 It's the superpowers thing. 01:18:15.473 --> 01:18:16.293 Is that a good thing to do? 01:18:16.353 --> 01:18:17.253 Yeah. 01:18:17.293 --> 01:18:19.394 Finish it all off with one or two little ones. 01:18:19.514 --> 01:18:21.194 Kiwolo, the locator. 01:18:21.434 --> 01:18:23.935 He can locate your keys and wallets. 01:18:24.095 --> 01:18:25.676 No, he can't locate your keys and wallets. 01:18:25.976 --> 01:18:26.596 Only his own. 01:18:27.376 --> 01:18:29.857 He can locate his own keys and wallets in minutes. 01:18:30.798 --> 01:18:32.278 Keywallow, the locator. 01:18:32.599 --> 01:18:33.219 I'm filling here. 01:18:33.279 --> 01:18:34.359 Yeah, you're doing a good job. 01:18:34.399 --> 01:18:36.140 I think I've picked up the wrong bits of paper. 01:18:36.340 --> 01:18:38.761 Also, I was thinking the cholesterol. 01:18:39.401 --> 01:18:42.943 He can lower his own cholesterol at will without the aid of pills. 01:18:43.323 --> 01:18:43.883 That's good. 01:18:44.583 --> 01:18:47.324 There's a guy here called Richard Jeffries. 01:18:47.685 --> 01:18:48.325 Is that his name? 01:18:48.365 --> 01:18:50.186 Yeah, he listens in America. 01:18:50.326 --> 01:18:50.866 Where's that? 01:18:51.366 --> 01:18:52.706 America's next to France. 01:18:53.827 --> 01:18:55.987 It's where David Duchovny lives. 01:18:57.187 --> 01:18:59.528 Do they have Coca-Cola coming out of the town? 01:18:59.628 --> 01:19:01.368 Yes, they do. 01:19:01.608 --> 01:19:07.829 He wants the power of omniscience. 01:19:08.049 --> 01:19:09.490 We just went through this before. 01:19:09.770 --> 01:19:11.630 I can't really pronounce omniscience. 01:19:11.650 --> 01:19:15.951 Joe thought it was omniscience, the power to control the smell of your bath salts. 01:19:17.212 --> 01:19:19.393 But, you know, and that's the most obvious thing to go for. 01:19:19.733 --> 01:19:23.596 When I was thinking about this, I thought, well, you want the power to cure all disease. 01:19:23.636 --> 01:19:24.577 Well, he wants to be God. 01:19:24.617 --> 01:19:29.380 I mean, you know... But superheroes can't... I mean, you can't go that big as a superhero, can you? 01:19:29.500 --> 01:19:30.801 No, because then there's no limits. 01:19:30.861 --> 01:19:31.421 There's no rules. 01:19:31.862 --> 01:19:35.744 It's got to be kind of quirky in order, superpower, because it's got to have limitations. 01:19:35.865 --> 01:19:36.365 Exactly. 01:19:36.605 --> 01:19:37.626 Otherwise, there's no drama. 01:19:37.666 --> 01:19:39.587 Life is only enjoyable with limitations. 01:19:39.647 --> 01:19:40.027 Yeah. 01:19:40.348 --> 01:19:40.588 You know? 01:19:40.988 --> 01:19:42.229 Yeah, so you can't be God. 01:19:42.349 --> 01:19:46.153 And, you know, it's good for you to be ambitious, Richard. 01:19:47.554 --> 01:19:49.936 But, you know, just you need to keep things in check a bit. 01:19:50.056 --> 01:19:50.397 Exactly. 01:19:50.417 --> 01:19:55.161 It's nice to be omniscient, but you'll end up competing with Stephen Fry and you'll get nowhere. 01:19:55.181 --> 01:19:56.042 Yeah. 01:19:56.222 --> 01:19:56.862 Luke Maskell. 01:19:57.603 --> 01:20:04.226 has emailed, he says his superpower would be to be able to pull a £20 note out of his pocket on any occasion. 01:20:04.867 --> 01:20:06.367 So he'd be casually rich. 01:20:07.148 --> 01:20:13.771 But that's quite good in that, yes, he wants to be rich, but the limit is one £20 only comes at a time. 01:20:13.811 --> 01:20:19.814 So if, say, he needs a million, you're talking about a commitment of several weeks of notes tugging. 01:20:20.034 --> 01:20:21.475 Very sore back of the hand. 01:20:21.995 --> 01:20:23.756 You'd have to get very loose cotton trousers. 01:20:24.016 --> 01:20:26.797 It's like having a £20 limit on your ATM machine. 01:20:26.917 --> 01:20:27.218 Yes. 01:20:27.498 --> 01:20:28.638 You know, a daily limit there. 01:20:28.858 --> 01:20:29.519 That's very true. 01:20:29.539 --> 01:20:30.299 Which would be annoying. 01:20:30.999 --> 01:20:37.903 Kat, who runs a website called Cutout and Keep, says, my superpower would be having a built-in version of Bernard's Watch. 01:20:38.503 --> 01:20:39.023 I agree with that. 01:20:39.043 --> 01:20:40.264 The ability to stop time. 01:20:40.664 --> 01:20:41.524 What's Bernard's Watch? 01:20:41.584 --> 01:20:44.046 Bernard's Watch was a kid's cartoon, was it? 01:20:44.426 --> 01:20:45.026 Maybe it was live action. 01:20:45.046 --> 01:20:45.806 I think it was a cartoon. 01:20:45.846 --> 01:20:47.427 He was a kid who... No, it was live action. 01:20:47.467 --> 01:20:49.908 It was a CBBC or CITB. 01:20:49.948 --> 01:20:51.569 I don't know, serious about a little boy with a watch. 01:20:51.949 --> 01:20:52.630 He could stop time. 01:20:53.590 --> 01:20:55.111 Well, there's also a Twilight Zone episode. 01:20:55.131 --> 01:20:57.151 Brilliant Twilight Zone episode, yeah. 01:20:57.251 --> 01:20:58.492 But that would be fantastic, wouldn't it? 01:20:58.552 --> 01:20:59.392 I've always wanted to do that. 01:20:59.552 --> 01:21:05.455 Yeah, I was thinking, my adjustment to that would be, I would be able to go five minutes back in time. 01:21:05.795 --> 01:21:08.716 That would be the only thing that I'd be able to do, you know what I mean? 01:21:08.756 --> 01:21:10.196 It would have to be only five minutes. 01:21:10.516 --> 01:21:14.518 And then you could get out of all kind of little social, uh, embarrassments and things like that. 01:21:14.878 --> 01:21:16.779 Yeah, you'd use that a lot for five-minute men. 01:21:17.119 --> 01:21:24.142 It wasn't there a thing... There was a TV show, wasn't there, called The Minute Man or something about a guy who could do that? 01:21:24.162 --> 01:21:26.904 He could go back... I think there have been lots of variants of that, yeah. 01:21:27.124 --> 01:21:27.444 Yeah. 01:21:27.804 --> 01:21:33.146 Now, there's a guy called Peter Green in Seward's End in Saffron Walden. 01:21:33.167 --> 01:21:35.748 I've probably said that wrong as well, but he's a dangerous man. 01:21:36.608 --> 01:21:48.834 uh listeners because it says if I had a superpower it would be to be able to make people's brains explode just by looking at them and I would do it to everyone and there would be no one left and then I would just eat biscuits. 01:21:48.874 --> 01:21:49.655 Has he really put that? 01:21:49.795 --> 01:21:49.995 Yeah. 01:21:50.315 --> 01:21:52.196 That's nice man it's nice thinking there. 01:21:52.276 --> 01:21:54.797 You're either lovely or very very dangerous. 01:21:54.877 --> 01:21:59.760 There was another guy who emailed in whose superpower would have been to make people poo their pants. 01:22:00.300 --> 01:22:15.829 There was another guy called Big John emailed in and he said, I've lost the piece of paper but from memory, it said, Dear Adam and Joe, I would like to, for want of a better euphemism, have the power to be able to make love to everybody I see or kill them. 01:22:16.470 --> 01:22:16.730 Right. 01:22:17.010 --> 01:22:18.271 Yours, Big John. 01:22:18.431 --> 01:22:19.712 That's George Clooney's power. 01:22:19.992 --> 01:22:20.312 Is it? 01:22:20.352 --> 01:22:21.092 Yeah, that's true. 01:22:21.793 --> 01:22:23.934 He kills them with boring political films. 01:22:23.994 --> 01:22:24.695 The Cloonster. 01:22:25.035 --> 01:22:26.916 Speaking of which, well we'll talk about it later. 01:22:27.116 --> 01:22:28.718 But shall we have some music right now? 01:22:28.858 --> 01:22:30.220 Hey, that's the end of Text the Nation note. 01:22:30.300 --> 01:22:33.244 Thank you very much for everybody who emailed or texted. 01:22:33.304 --> 01:22:39.433 Those results will be going to Gordon Brown, who will base a new policy initiative on them. 01:22:41.555 --> 01:22:42.856 I thought you were going to say more there. 01:22:43.136 --> 01:22:44.276 There was no more to say. 01:22:44.296 --> 01:22:45.357 It suddenly ran out. 01:22:45.737 --> 01:22:47.638 Now, you chose this one, didn't you, Joe? 01:22:47.658 --> 01:22:48.938 This is a track by The Cure. 01:22:49.218 --> 01:22:50.439 Yeah, this is a track by The Cure. 01:22:50.459 --> 01:22:50.899 This is from 1983. 01:22:52.120 --> 01:22:53.660 And we used to groove around to this one. 01:22:53.720 --> 01:22:54.521 Yeah, this is great. 01:22:54.541 --> 01:23:02.124 When we met Frank Blacklow, a little bit of name dropping for you, a little bit more name dropping, he said that this was one of his favourite Cure tracks. 01:23:02.604 --> 01:23:06.025 And I remember you saying to him, Joe, but no, you can't like the Lovecats. 01:23:06.105 --> 01:23:07.286 That's bad period Cure. 01:23:07.646 --> 01:23:08.907 But Frank said, no, I like it. 01:23:09.067 --> 01:23:09.627 It's a good one. 01:23:10.047 --> 01:23:11.308 So you've come round? 01:23:11.348 --> 01:23:12.409 You've come round to it now then? 01:23:12.589 --> 01:23:13.969 Oh yeah, I love this track. 01:23:14.370 --> 01:23:15.630 You probably haven't heard it out there. 01:23:15.650 --> 01:23:16.871 It's a band called The Cure. 01:23:17.251 --> 01:23:19.273 It's one of their lesser known tracks called Love Cats. 01:23:19.573 --> 01:23:19.833 Enjoy. 01:23:44.416 --> 01:23:46.038 Wow, that sounded fantastic, didn't it? 01:23:46.138 --> 01:23:47.440 Yeah, it's good, man. 01:23:47.460 --> 01:23:49.764 In the middle of the song, does he say, oh, that's brilliant. 01:23:50.629 --> 01:23:51.370 I didn't hear that. 01:23:51.890 --> 01:23:52.730 He'd have every right to. 01:23:52.750 --> 01:23:53.451 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 01:23:53.511 --> 01:23:55.012 That was The Cure with Lovecats recorded. 01:23:55.072 --> 01:23:56.533 When was that recorded, Judy? 01:23:56.653 --> 01:23:58.855 Here we go, 1983, the 26th of August, 1983. 01:23:59.515 --> 01:24:05.039 You know, the hardcore Cure fans, they think that that's a blot on the Cure landscape. 01:24:05.079 --> 01:24:06.780 That's duragur, though, for hardcore fans. 01:24:06.820 --> 01:24:08.301 That's the definition of a hardcore fan, right? 01:24:08.321 --> 01:24:08.922 That's right. 01:24:08.982 --> 01:24:10.663 You fixate on something obscure. 01:24:10.803 --> 01:24:11.964 They hate it when it goes commercial. 01:24:11.984 --> 01:24:12.604 Nor the mainstream, yeah. 01:24:12.624 --> 01:24:13.405 When it crosses over. 01:24:14.105 --> 01:24:14.626 I like that. 01:24:14.666 --> 01:24:16.388 It's just like a bit of skiffly fun. 01:24:16.528 --> 01:24:16.728 Yeah. 01:24:17.189 --> 01:24:21.253 That could be by Bardo and I still like it. 01:24:22.154 --> 01:24:23.475 Maybe it was written by Bardo. 01:24:23.736 --> 01:24:25.017 I like skiffly fun. 01:24:25.217 --> 01:24:27.139 This is Adam and Jo on BBC Six Music. 01:24:27.199 --> 01:24:32.766 Now we've got to, you know, play you the Song Wars songs again, really, I'm sorry to say. 01:24:32.826 --> 01:24:32.966 Yeah. 01:24:33.766 --> 01:24:35.547 You have all week to vote for your favourite. 01:24:36.888 --> 01:24:43.131 Just to quickly explain to people who've tuned in, we've written a song each about the friend of listeners, listeners' email facts about the friends. 01:24:43.472 --> 01:24:44.552 We're not going to do a lot of waffle. 01:24:44.872 --> 01:24:45.993 Can we stand to hear them again? 01:24:46.934 --> 01:24:49.955 Something in my bones is telling me that this might be once too many. 01:24:49.975 --> 01:24:52.176 Especially if they're going to be on the website, I'm thinking. 01:24:52.196 --> 01:24:52.657 Do you know what I mean? 01:24:52.677 --> 01:24:53.737 They are going to be on the website. 01:24:54.518 --> 01:24:56.499 Let's just play a little bit of each one. 01:24:56.759 --> 01:24:58.840 Let's start with... Don't play the clips, but play the full versions. 01:24:58.860 --> 01:24:58.940 Okay. 01:25:00.541 --> 01:25:01.983 And we'll see how much we can take. 01:25:02.523 --> 01:25:03.224 This is Adam's one. 01:25:03.244 --> 01:25:04.646 What's your one called? 01:25:04.686 --> 01:25:07.049 This one is called James Rohan Neanderthal Man. 01:25:09.093 --> 01:25:11.374 There's a man whose name is James Rohan. 01:25:11.454 --> 01:25:12.115 He's a beast! 01:25:12.435 --> 01:25:17.438 On the surface, he is not a shoot, but his armpit hair is scary. 01:25:17.738 --> 01:25:20.680 And for that reason, he is known as Harry. 01:25:20.980 --> 01:25:24.122 He is preoccupied with lady parts and solo fun. 01:25:24.162 --> 01:25:26.984 Before the internet, he lived up on the top shelf. 01:25:27.344 --> 01:25:30.666 He bought a Lindsay Dormack and DVD. 01:25:30.706 --> 01:25:33.488 But returned it cause it wasn't really dirty. 01:25:33.708 --> 01:25:34.849 Okay, let's come back later. 01:25:35.069 --> 01:25:38.910 So there we go, if you want to vote for that song to win Song Wars, text Adam. 01:25:38.930 --> 01:25:40.370 It's a 64046. 01:25:41.030 --> 01:25:42.250 You can even just text Add. 01:25:42.270 --> 01:25:44.591 It's three less presses of the thumb. 01:25:44.711 --> 01:25:47.551 It'll actually lengthen your life by three more thumb presses. 01:25:47.651 --> 01:25:49.091 You could even just text A, you know? 01:25:49.592 --> 01:25:49.872 Really? 01:25:49.912 --> 01:25:50.492 If you wanted to. 01:25:50.592 --> 01:25:51.832 I don't know, that might be abstract. 01:25:51.852 --> 01:25:53.632 They might think it's whatever you want. 01:25:53.892 --> 01:25:54.232 Mistake. 01:25:54.332 --> 01:25:59.813 Or the other song is about Jack Miller, whose friend Joel sent in details. 01:26:00.674 --> 01:26:02.954 And this is called Song for Jack Miller. 01:26:03.374 --> 01:26:06.816 That Jack Mello is an interesting fella. 01:26:06.876 --> 01:26:10.818 Do you mind if I tell you some more about Jack Mello? 01:26:10.858 --> 01:26:15.301 That Jack Mello is a man who, don't you know, had a friend who listens to Adam and Joe's song. 01:26:15.341 --> 01:26:19.043 Was one week, had a thing where you send an email with facts about your closest friend. 01:26:19.283 --> 01:26:22.846 A friend you've been friends with for oh so long that you want Adam and Joe to write a song. 01:26:23.046 --> 01:26:23.626 So Jack's friend 01:26:23.786 --> 01:26:29.751 That was more about the process of constructing this. 01:26:29.791 --> 01:26:31.553 Yeah, I was, you know what I was thinking? 01:26:31.753 --> 01:26:31.953 What? 01:26:32.074 --> 01:26:35.056 I was just thinking that these songs will mean nothing to anybody listening. 01:26:35.216 --> 01:26:35.517 Okay. 01:26:36.057 --> 01:26:37.318 So you were trying to play in context? 01:26:37.538 --> 01:26:38.559 I like it, yeah. 01:26:39.460 --> 01:26:45.803 So if you like that one, the song for Jackmella, then e-mail, if you're voting during the week, you need to e-mail, rather than text. 01:26:45.843 --> 01:26:51.005 Yeah, because text comes straight to the studio, so you'll just be texting Namone or something, and she'll be all confused and angry. 01:26:51.145 --> 01:26:58.028 Yeah, and the e-mail address is adamandjoe, or one word, dot six music, at bbc.co.uk. 01:26:59.329 --> 01:27:07.813 And we're just gonna, in a few minutes, we're gonna find out who's winning so far in an attempt to kind of anger the fans of the losing song. 01:27:07.973 --> 01:27:08.313 Fanger. 01:27:08.853 --> 01:27:09.834 Fanger, exactly. 01:27:09.934 --> 01:27:11.014 The worst type of anger. 01:27:11.814 --> 01:27:13.795 And, you know, just poke the whole fire. 01:27:13.835 --> 01:27:14.736 Stir things up a bit. 01:27:14.836 --> 01:27:15.856 A bit of fire-poking. 01:27:16.556 --> 01:27:21.098 Now, before we wrap things up, here's a little track that Joe chose for you, ladies and gentlemen. 01:27:21.118 --> 01:27:22.299 Hey, can you vote more than once? 01:27:24.734 --> 01:27:26.476 Can we stop people from voting more than once? 01:27:26.496 --> 01:27:27.517 Yeah, wait a second. 01:27:28.158 --> 01:27:30.320 It's easy for people to vote more than once, isn't it? 01:27:30.660 --> 01:27:31.982 Now it's all becoming clear. 01:27:32.382 --> 01:27:33.023 Wait, hang on. 01:27:33.063 --> 01:27:38.468 No, the reason I say that is because we've just had three Adam votes in at once, and they all appear to be from the same number. 01:27:38.548 --> 01:27:41.711 Well, good, because, you know, it's getting, the message is getting through. 01:27:41.912 --> 01:27:42.592 And it's your mum's mum. 01:27:42.612 --> 01:27:43.433 She likes mum! 01:27:44.914 --> 01:27:46.575 Now, Joe, here's your track. 01:27:46.615 --> 01:27:47.916 This is The Ohio Players. 01:27:48.496 --> 01:27:49.297 Yeah, gosh. 01:27:49.977 --> 01:27:51.238 I've only just had a session track. 01:27:52.238 --> 01:27:54.399 Yeah, what's this one, then, that I chose? 01:27:54.600 --> 01:27:55.540 Oh, this is great. 01:27:55.580 --> 01:27:56.861 This is by The Ohio Players. 01:27:57.761 --> 01:28:04.625 If you ever look at their album covers, every album they ever did has a sexy lady being dribbled in honey or hosed down with a hose. 01:28:04.645 --> 01:28:05.245 They're filthy, aren't they? 01:28:05.265 --> 01:28:06.366 That's what drew me to them. 01:28:06.906 --> 01:28:09.268 And then, luckily, the music is... every bit is good. 01:28:10.608 --> 01:28:11.469 This is called You and Me. 01:28:13.427 --> 01:28:17.172 That's the Ohio players there, this is Adam and Joe on BBC 6 Music. 01:28:17.192 --> 01:28:22.659 We're having a minor crisis because we haven't thought of the theme for next week's Song Wars and we've only got five minutes left in the show. 01:28:22.959 --> 01:28:24.521 Well, we decided there's gonna be whistling. 01:28:24.621 --> 01:28:25.502 We decided there's gonna be whistling. 01:28:25.523 --> 01:28:29.407 We thought we're gonna challenge each other to do some really sincere songs. 01:28:29.428 --> 01:28:29.648 Yeah. 01:28:30.729 --> 01:28:37.012 We still need a subject, so if you guys would like to email us in with some suggestions for what our song next week should be about. 01:28:37.032 --> 01:28:37.993 The subject can just be a surprise. 01:28:38.053 --> 01:28:38.713 We'll announce it. 01:28:39.033 --> 01:28:40.914 We'll decide it after the show and we'll just announce it. 01:28:41.114 --> 01:28:41.415 Uh-huh. 01:28:41.435 --> 01:28:42.675 And maybe it'll pop up on the website. 01:28:42.735 --> 01:28:44.416 Are we asking people to send in their suggestions? 01:28:44.436 --> 01:28:45.457 Yeah, you can send in suggestions. 01:28:45.497 --> 01:28:48.878 Adamandjo.6musicatpbc.co.uk. 01:28:49.399 --> 01:28:51.440 Stay tuned, because Liz Kershaw's coming up in a second. 01:28:52.520 --> 01:28:57.523 Also, Text the Nation, we'd like your suggestions for... Actually, no, we don't need suggestions. 01:28:57.603 --> 01:28:58.643 We've got an idea for Text the Nation. 01:28:58.663 --> 01:28:59.424 It's very complicated. 01:28:59.964 --> 01:29:20.081 it is you say what is it oh yeah right text the nation next week listeners um is ideas uh things that you've seen in the world that you swear you had first yeah there's a film directed by michelle gaundry called be kind rewind starring jack black and moose deaf 01:29:20.902 --> 01:29:23.123 about two men who run a video store. 01:29:23.183 --> 01:29:24.564 And you're convinced that he nicked it off you? 01:29:24.584 --> 01:29:25.145 I'm convinced. 01:29:25.325 --> 01:29:25.825 Well, I did. 01:29:25.925 --> 01:29:26.826 I had that idea. 01:29:27.086 --> 01:29:27.426 Right. 01:29:27.466 --> 01:29:29.307 I'm not saying that they stole it off me. 01:29:29.507 --> 01:29:29.647 Yeah. 01:29:29.667 --> 01:29:31.368 But I did have that idea. 01:29:31.428 --> 01:29:33.370 I mean, an idea... I did nothing about it. 01:29:33.430 --> 01:29:35.191 An idea is no good unless you do something about it. 01:29:35.211 --> 01:29:37.352 I know, but still, it's something that happens in life a lot. 01:29:37.392 --> 01:29:38.092 Yeah. 01:29:38.153 --> 01:29:38.653 Does it not? 01:29:38.873 --> 01:29:43.776 Listeners, you know, you see something like a book about a killer mug. 01:29:44.696 --> 01:29:46.978 I thought about a book about a killer mug. 01:29:47.058 --> 01:29:47.618 A killer mug. 01:29:47.678 --> 01:29:48.619 Funny, I'd written it. 01:29:49.059 --> 01:29:49.259 Yeah. 01:29:49.599 --> 01:29:53.700 So what idea that's been out in the world, do you swear you've had before? 01:29:53.720 --> 01:29:58.761 Or maybe you've got a friend who bores you by swearing that they've had ideas before. 01:29:59.201 --> 01:30:00.401 And how angry did it make you? 01:30:00.821 --> 01:30:01.982 You know, all that kind of business. 01:30:02.002 --> 01:30:05.983 Well the best thing would be to hear from someone who actually had done something about their idea. 01:30:06.003 --> 01:30:06.683 Alright. 01:30:06.783 --> 01:30:09.423 And even then they got trumped by someone else. 01:30:09.443 --> 01:30:12.824 Because a lot of good ideas out there you think, oh if only I'd thought of that. 01:30:13.084 --> 01:30:13.284 Yeah. 01:30:13.304 --> 01:30:13.704 So simple. 01:30:13.804 --> 01:30:16.385 Well, there's a lot of, there's a lot of synchronicity that goes on, isn't there? 01:30:16.405 --> 01:30:23.366 You know, Pixar and whoever come out with a film about bugs and then there's Bugs Life and then Ants coming out at the same time. 01:30:23.446 --> 01:30:24.366 Disney Pixar Cars. 01:30:24.766 --> 01:30:25.546 Who picks your cars? 01:30:26.126 --> 01:30:26.967 Disney Pixar Cars. 01:30:27.007 --> 01:30:27.187 Yeah. 01:30:27.707 --> 01:30:27.907 What? 01:30:29.007 --> 01:30:29.927 But you know what I'm saying? 01:30:30.107 --> 01:30:31.167 There's always a rash. 01:30:31.207 --> 01:30:33.408 There was the meteor film rash wasn't there. 01:30:33.448 --> 01:30:37.188 There's Armageddon and Deep Impact and all that kind of thing. 01:30:37.689 --> 01:30:39.749 But those were the ones that succeeded and got above ground. 01:30:39.889 --> 01:30:40.750 What, have you ever had an idea of yours? 01:30:40.770 --> 01:30:41.330 Be trumped by the big boys! 01:30:41.350 --> 01:30:42.231 That's what we've wanted, I had a chance! 01:30:42.251 --> 01:30:43.152 That's what we've wanted, I had a chance! 01:30:43.172 --> 01:30:43.812 That's what we've wanted, I did! 01:30:43.832 --> 01:30:44.433 That's what we've wanted, I did! 01:30:44.453 --> 01:30:45.113 That's what we've wanted, I did! 01:30:45.133 --> 01:30:45.794 That's what we've wanted, I did! 01:30:45.814 --> 01:30:46.515 That's what we've wanted, I did! 01:30:46.535 --> 01:30:47.035 That's what we've wanted! 01:30:47.055 --> 01:30:47.556 That's what we've wanted! 01:30:47.576 --> 01:30:48.056 That's what we've wanted! 01:30:48.076 --> 01:30:48.616 That's what we've wanted! 01:30:48.636 --> 01:30:49.117 That's what we've wanted! 01:30:49.137 --> 01:30:49.677 That's what we've wanted! 01:30:49.697 --> 01:30:50.178 That's what we've wanted! 01:30:50.198 --> 01:30:50.678 That's what we've wanted! 01:30:50.698 --> 01:30:51.179 That's what we've wanted! 01:30:51.199 --> 01:30:51.679 That's what we've wanted! 01:30:51.699 --> 01:30:52.179 That's what we've wanted! 01:30:52.199 --> 01:30:52.680 That's what we've wanted! 01:30:52.700 --> 01:30:53.320 That's what we've wanted! 01:30:53.340 --> 01:30:53.881 That's what we've wanted! 01:30:53.901 --> 01:30:54.381 That's what we've wanted! 01:30:54.401 --> 01:30:54.882 That's what we've wanted! 01:30:54.902 --> 01:30:55.382 That's what we've wanted! 01:30:55.402 --> 01:30:55.903 That's what we've wanted! 01:30:55.943 --> 01:30:56.303 That's what we've 01:30:56.403 --> 01:31:03.613 Don't forget the show will be available to listen again on the Six Music website all week, as will the two songs in Song Wars, so please keep voting. 01:31:03.653 --> 01:31:08.639 Yeah, speaking of listening again, by the way, I hope you don't mind me just plugging a show that I'm involved with in a small way. 01:31:08.679 --> 01:31:10.221 It's John Holmes' new show. 01:31:10.301 --> 01:31:13.486 Our Six Music brother, John Holmes, has a show called Listen Against. 01:31:13.986 --> 01:31:17.171 which is on Radio 4 at 6.30 on Wednesdays. 01:31:17.231 --> 01:31:20.916 It's a kind of insane topical satire thing. 01:31:20.996 --> 01:31:21.717 So check that out. 01:31:21.817 --> 01:31:22.598 I think you'll enjoy it. 01:31:22.919 --> 01:31:23.980 But anyway, thanks very much. 01:31:24.020 --> 01:31:25.382 Indeed, Liz Kershaw's coming up. 01:31:25.583 --> 01:31:26.304 We'll see you next week. 01:31:26.324 --> 01:31:26.884 Thanks for listening. 01:31:26.964 --> 01:31:27.265 Bye. 01:31:27.285 --> 01:31:27.345 Bye.