WEBVTT 00:06.451 --> 00:07.712 That's James with Sit Down. 00:07.752 --> 00:17.157 That single spent four weeks at number two in 1991, but was kept off the top spot by Chesney Hawks with the one and only, justifiably so. 00:17.697 --> 00:19.619 Yeah, well, Chesney song towers over that effort. 00:19.639 --> 00:20.999 It was the best Chesney song. 00:21.640 --> 00:22.940 What was the other Chesney song? 00:23.641 --> 00:24.982 There was only one Chesney song. 00:25.362 --> 00:25.942 No, there was. 00:26.002 --> 00:26.943 He had one other hit. 00:27.768 --> 00:30.349 Yeah, but it didn't really sort of register, did it? 00:30.709 --> 00:32.529 Didn't resonate in the same way that I am. 00:32.549 --> 00:35.490 You can't have more than one song if your song's called The One and Only. 00:35.850 --> 00:37.331 Who wrote The One and Only? 00:37.491 --> 00:38.491 Was it Nick Kershaw? 00:39.051 --> 00:40.112 I don't know, we'll find out. 00:40.392 --> 00:41.352 Or Roger Daltrey? 00:41.452 --> 00:43.192 No, Roger Daltrey was in the film. 00:43.212 --> 00:44.373 It was Daltrey and Kershaw. 00:44.693 --> 00:44.973 Right. 00:45.433 --> 00:45.613 Was it? 00:45.973 --> 00:47.894 Hi, this is Adam Buxton, incidentally. 00:48.054 --> 00:49.094 Hey, my name's Joe Cornish. 00:49.114 --> 00:52.915 We're Adam and Joe, and welcome to our Saturday morning show here on Six Music. 00:53.195 --> 00:54.696 And we've got good news for you listeners. 00:55.436 --> 00:56.817 It's a beautiful day. 00:57.077 --> 00:57.278 Yeah. 00:57.498 --> 01:05.884 Apparently, all the way across England, it's balmy, sunshine, there are beautiful russet and burgundy leaves. 01:07.285 --> 01:09.787 Sort of flip-flopping, lazily through the air. 01:09.907 --> 01:11.689 You know, I love the russet leaves. 01:11.989 --> 01:12.709 More than the burgundy. 01:12.729 --> 01:14.971 I don't like the burgundy leaves so much. 01:15.612 --> 01:17.653 And the yellow ones, what would you call them? 01:18.174 --> 01:18.594 Leaves. 01:18.914 --> 01:19.815 They're a disgrace. 01:20.555 --> 01:21.756 But watch out for dog plops. 01:22.197 --> 01:22.597 Oh yes. 01:22.717 --> 01:23.297 Under the leaves. 01:23.317 --> 01:25.079 Would you run through a pile of leaves? 01:25.940 --> 01:26.240 What do you 01:41.741 --> 01:42.121 That's right. 01:42.501 --> 01:43.842 What a horrible way to start the show. 01:44.582 --> 01:49.823 Kind of counterbalanced by our beautiful Hawaiian tropical sound effects there in the background. 01:49.843 --> 01:52.244 There's a soothing bed for you for this opening link. 01:52.664 --> 01:55.185 And I should say, folks, that we've got a great show coming up. 01:55.345 --> 01:57.885 We've got all sorts of stuff coming up. 01:58.145 --> 01:58.726 I've changed. 01:58.946 --> 02:01.486 I have to go to the loo and cough it out. 02:01.606 --> 02:03.547 Don't do that. 02:04.587 --> 02:04.947 Sorry. 02:05.628 --> 02:07.168 I didn't realise you were actually being serious. 02:07.248 --> 02:08.668 We're talking about stuff coming up. 02:08.728 --> 02:10.449 Don't carry on talking about it. 02:10.529 --> 02:10.869 Keep going. 02:11.309 --> 02:15.252 Uh, I was gonna say that I've changed the jingle for Song Wars. 02:15.372 --> 02:16.393 You've changed generally. 02:16.473 --> 02:17.393 I've generally changed. 02:17.433 --> 02:18.534 I've changed a lot this week. 02:18.574 --> 02:19.274 I've had a haircut. 02:19.675 --> 02:21.896 I've changed the jingle for Song Wars. 02:22.397 --> 02:24.118 You've got two new jingles to choose from. 02:24.238 --> 02:24.538 Really? 02:24.618 --> 02:24.798 Yeah. 02:25.038 --> 02:25.298 Wow. 02:25.339 --> 02:26.539 We're gonna hear those throughout the show. 02:26.599 --> 02:28.581 So the Star Wars one has been rejected. 02:28.721 --> 02:30.202 I destroyed the Star Wars one. 02:30.402 --> 02:30.702 Really? 02:30.722 --> 02:31.323 Yeah, I burnt that. 02:31.343 --> 02:31.923 Trash compacted it. 02:31.943 --> 02:33.584 I burnt it because it is burnt. 02:33.704 --> 02:34.184 But burnt it? 02:34.244 --> 02:35.685 Yeah, burnt it. 02:35.725 --> 02:38.367 When you really burnt something, it's burnt it and it was a disgrace. 02:38.447 --> 02:39.728 Anyway, you'll be hearing those a bit later on. 02:39.748 --> 02:40.649 I think the word is brunt. 02:41.309 --> 02:53.757 Yeah, and also, of course, we'll be asking you to text the nation or we'll be playing text the nation at Britain's favourite segment and song wars and loads of great music. 02:53.818 --> 03:00.242 In this hour alone, we've got some new young pony club, some staple singers, some LCD sound system. 03:00.602 --> 03:05.785 What an eclectic mix and the kind of mix you'd only find here on BBC Six Music. 03:05.846 --> 03:06.326 That's right. 03:06.706 --> 03:09.288 But right now, here's Super Furry Animals with Runaway. 03:19.847 --> 03:22.068 Super furry animals there with run away. 03:22.128 --> 03:25.209 How did you enjoy the chord change at the end there, Joe? 03:25.249 --> 03:26.189 Was it a modulation? 03:26.209 --> 03:27.330 It was a modulation, wasn't it? 03:27.370 --> 03:27.650 Yeah. 03:27.870 --> 03:28.410 It was nice. 03:28.470 --> 03:29.230 I liked it a lot. 03:29.550 --> 03:31.271 Not a chord change, but a key change. 03:31.311 --> 03:33.352 No, there were several chord changes in the song. 03:33.372 --> 03:34.132 Yeah, you gotta have them. 03:34.192 --> 03:36.413 You know, otherwise you'll end up with... Otherwise you'll just have one chord. 03:36.493 --> 03:36.933 Exactly. 03:36.953 --> 03:37.933 No one can do that. 03:38.273 --> 03:39.934 Well... Apart from Robert Palmer. 03:40.234 --> 03:42.215 Robert Palmer, was he the king of the one quarter? 03:42.255 --> 03:45.555 Uh, yeah, he did that song, wasn't it, called You're All Good Loving the World or something? 03:45.575 --> 03:47.576 That's how the lyrics went, and it was just one note. 03:47.956 --> 03:48.296 Really? 03:48.316 --> 03:51.057 Yeah, but not lyrically, but the music. 03:51.177 --> 03:51.717 Yeah, yeah. 03:51.977 --> 03:53.157 You know, that doesn't surprise me. 03:53.457 --> 03:54.918 How do you know about Robert Palmer? 03:55.158 --> 03:55.838 Because he's good. 03:55.998 --> 03:57.798 He's good, he's not good. 03:57.838 --> 03:58.679 He had good moments. 03:58.779 --> 04:00.819 Addicted to love, that was his moment in The Sun. 04:00.839 --> 04:04.280 Well, that was his hit, but often you'll find people's hits aren't their best moments. 04:06.782 --> 04:08.523 All right, you didn't know that, did you Adam? 04:08.883 --> 04:14.947 Adam's mind has melted, it's seeping out of his ears onto the floor into a little puddle. 04:15.187 --> 04:18.750 Sometimes people's hits are not their best moments. 04:18.770 --> 04:22.592 Like the charts, they're not the 10 best songs currently available. 04:22.952 --> 04:29.657 I know, the number one song isn't actually, well sometimes it is, but most often it isn't actually the best song. 04:30.177 --> 04:31.919 Sometimes it's the worst. 04:32.899 --> 04:34.740 It's hard to get your head round, isn't it? 04:35.460 --> 04:39.882 But the people who... Yeah, you know, anyway, we can talk about that more. 04:40.022 --> 04:43.843 You know, we don't want to unload too much mind-frazzling info on the listeners. 04:44.063 --> 04:55.628 No, speaking of mind-frazzling info, though, you may remember, if you listened last week to our first song, the first show even, that we unveiled a new jingle for a new segment, which is called Song Wars. 04:56.048 --> 04:58.649 And this is a segment where Joe and myself 04:59.449 --> 05:08.759 are pitched in battle against each other, playing songs that we have written that week ourselves, written and recorded ourselves on a set theme. 05:09.500 --> 05:16.327 And we had an introductory jingle that was based on the music from the film Star Wars last week, and it was bad. 05:16.367 --> 05:18.229 It's fair to say that it was not that. 05:18.310 --> 05:20.232 It had a certain charm, I think. 05:20.292 --> 05:21.493 I mean, I wasn't responsible for 05:21.593 --> 05:23.153 No, no, I was responsible for it. 05:23.173 --> 05:28.635 The charm came mainly from the John Williams score, the magnificent John Williams music. 05:28.975 --> 05:30.836 And I sort of... Over which you sung... Yeah. 05:31.476 --> 05:31.696 Yeah. 05:31.816 --> 05:32.476 It was good, man. 05:32.536 --> 05:33.276 Do we still have it? 05:33.316 --> 05:34.297 We don't want to play it again. 05:34.317 --> 05:35.017 We still got it. 05:35.637 --> 05:36.477 We don't want to play it again. 05:36.637 --> 05:38.498 Play the first ten seconds to remind people. 05:39.558 --> 05:40.178 It was horrible. 05:40.298 --> 05:41.239 It was absolutely horrible. 05:42.899 --> 05:43.839 Well, this is the good bit. 05:45.120 --> 05:45.940 Can't go wrong with this. 05:47.754 --> 05:49.215 It's time for song. 05:49.275 --> 05:50.595 See, now you can stop it now. 05:50.655 --> 05:51.075 Stop it now. 05:51.095 --> 05:51.355 Stop it. 05:51.375 --> 05:51.636 Stop it. 05:51.936 --> 05:52.136 Stop it. 05:52.156 --> 05:52.516 Thank you. 05:52.696 --> 05:53.296 That was horrible. 05:53.316 --> 05:55.577 That's a taster of how, how bad it was. 05:55.617 --> 05:59.018 So I tried to strip things down this week and give you a new jingle. 05:59.039 --> 05:59.559 Do you know what I mean? 05:59.819 --> 06:05.001 And I'm gonna, I pledge, here's my formal pledge to the listeners and to you, Joe Cornish. 06:05.441 --> 06:08.242 I'm going to continue to make new jingles. 06:08.642 --> 06:08.962 Really? 06:09.002 --> 06:11.023 For song wars until I get it right. 06:11.043 --> 06:11.423 Every week. 06:11.623 --> 06:12.304 Every week. 06:13.086 --> 06:14.006 Bojangles. 06:14.167 --> 06:15.807 Even if I don't get it right, I'm going to carry on. 06:16.068 --> 06:18.029 Just this week alone, I've got two new jingles. 06:18.069 --> 06:19.849 That's where the expression Bojangles comes from. 06:19.869 --> 06:20.150 It is. 06:20.270 --> 06:22.911 That's what Neil Diamond was talking about when he wrote the song. 06:23.571 --> 06:28.174 And I would like to unveil for you the first of this week's two new jingles for Song Wars right now. 06:44.007 --> 06:46.829 To the listener test, so check it out. 06:47.529 --> 06:47.709 Yeah? 06:48.210 --> 06:48.650 What do you think? 06:49.691 --> 06:50.131 Prongs. 06:51.011 --> 06:55.074 Well, you didn't necessarily have to... I knew you were going to mention that word as soon as it finished. 06:55.734 --> 06:59.957 I don't... Well, it's like... Don't focus on the prongs. 07:00.317 --> 07:01.337 It was really good, man. 07:01.638 --> 07:04.079 It had a touch of flight of the concords about it. 07:04.599 --> 07:05.120 Yeah, I suppose. 07:05.140 --> 07:06.000 And a touch of concords. 07:06.080 --> 07:06.320 Uh-huh. 07:07.021 --> 07:07.761 It's no bad thing. 07:08.041 --> 07:08.842 What's a prong? 07:09.262 --> 07:12.644 Well, it's like the working... It's the business end of a fork. 07:13.951 --> 07:14.651 Do you know what I'm saying? 07:14.671 --> 07:15.492 I was thinking about this. 07:16.652 --> 07:21.494 You know like, you know, forks for digging the garden and also fork for eating your food? 07:22.234 --> 07:22.915 They have prongs. 07:23.955 --> 07:28.857 But why do you refer to a similar thing on a comb as a tooth? 07:29.377 --> 07:31.458 When does like a prong become a tooth? 07:31.858 --> 07:37.241 You know, because the size, you could say it was just about size, but the size differential between a garden 07:37.941 --> 07:59.778 you know uh fork and an actual eating fork that's massive should we have some music but the size between an eating fork let's let's come back to that so song man that was really good i think we're overloaded i think this link's overloaded i think we should go to some music and cut and come back for the for the song wars you can't just play that introductory jingles we've got new jingle and we've got the clips 08:00.538 --> 08:03.042 Yeah, but the new jingle is for the segment where we play the clips. 08:03.102 --> 08:03.623 Alright, okay. 08:03.964 --> 08:05.386 So that's a brilliant new jingle. 08:05.626 --> 08:05.987 Thank you. 08:06.788 --> 08:11.396 Right, so the theme this week for Song Wars is public transport. 08:11.476 --> 08:13.098 It was suggested by one of our listeners. 08:13.139 --> 08:13.459 It was. 08:13.639 --> 08:14.821 Do we know that person's name? 08:15.834 --> 08:20.818 Well, we'll get our man to find out the name of that person so they can get the correct respect. 08:21.018 --> 08:25.502 I was going to make up a name just then, but I remembered that if I made one up, I'd be instantly vaporised. 08:25.522 --> 08:26.182 Big British castle. 08:26.202 --> 08:27.983 You'd be kicked out of the sluice gate. 08:28.464 --> 08:29.184 Yeah. 08:29.304 --> 08:29.865 Into the moat. 08:30.005 --> 08:30.305 That's right. 08:30.325 --> 08:31.466 Big British castle, deservedly. 08:31.526 --> 08:32.067 So here we go. 08:32.087 --> 08:32.907 We've got two songs. 08:33.207 --> 08:35.890 We'd like you to call and text. 08:36.110 --> 08:36.710 Not call, no. 08:36.750 --> 08:42.475 Just text and email your votes for which of these two songs you would like to hear the whole of. 08:42.495 --> 08:44.056 The text number is six. 08:44.096 --> 08:45.017 What is it, Jude? 08:45.937 --> 08:47.039 is 64046. 08:48.620 --> 08:50.383 Text Adam or Joe. 08:50.423 --> 08:53.326 You can just text AD or Joe, JO. 08:54.888 --> 08:58.212 Depending on which one of these clips you want to hear the whole thing of. 08:58.252 --> 09:01.956 We'll be playing the full winner towards the end of the show at noon. 09:02.797 --> 09:04.238 We'll play the full one of both of them. 09:04.438 --> 09:05.618 It's just a question of who wins. 09:07.119 --> 09:07.920 Okay, it's a battle. 09:08.020 --> 09:08.540 Here we go. 09:08.860 --> 09:12.202 And you can email AdamandJoe.6musicatpbc.co.uk. 09:12.422 --> 09:13.182 Here's song number one. 09:13.222 --> 09:13.782 Whose song is this? 09:13.802 --> 09:14.963 This is my song, Joe's song. 09:15.243 --> 09:19.205 Now, this is a kind of a, a, a Ben Folds Five style song. 09:19.225 --> 09:19.465 Uh-huh. 09:20.026 --> 09:22.567 And it's, it's simply called The Public Transport Song. 09:29.355 --> 09:29.695 That's your song. 09:29.715 --> 09:30.515 That's my song. 09:30.715 --> 09:31.475 That's Adam's song. 09:31.495 --> 09:32.276 That's my song. 09:32.476 --> 09:34.556 I was going to ask you, do you have a name for your band? 09:35.496 --> 09:36.036 No, I don't. 09:36.456 --> 09:37.016 You've got to have a name. 09:37.036 --> 09:37.637 It's just me. 09:37.717 --> 09:39.397 It's just Joe Cornish. 09:39.597 --> 09:39.817 Yeah. 09:39.977 --> 09:40.677 MCJC. 09:40.817 --> 09:42.257 JC and the Sunshine Band. 09:42.417 --> 09:43.038 Okay. 09:43.118 --> 09:43.358 Yeah? 09:43.458 --> 09:44.698 Are you ready with JC and the Sunshine Band? 09:44.758 --> 09:45.178 Here we go. 09:45.198 --> 09:46.678 9.30 on the 1.33. 09:46.798 --> 09:53.540 Some kids are throwing chips and causing misery. 09:54.020 --> 09:55.560 I stand up to say 10:02.353 --> 10:03.714 Yeah, a little bit violent. 10:04.154 --> 10:04.634 That's right. 10:04.914 --> 10:07.435 It's been for five meets Chas and Dave. 10:07.896 --> 10:08.216 Yes. 10:08.396 --> 10:08.616 Yeah. 10:08.676 --> 10:09.396 I'm happy with that. 10:09.436 --> 10:10.096 In a good way. 10:10.197 --> 10:10.497 And sweet. 10:10.517 --> 10:11.337 So that's Joe's song. 10:11.377 --> 10:16.359 If you want to hear that one, text 64046, text Joe to 64046. 10:16.999 --> 10:18.280 Here's a clip from Adam's song. 10:18.480 --> 10:21.521 My mobile comes with tiny speakers in it. 10:21.822 --> 10:23.842 If you're low, then you should win it. 10:24.043 --> 10:26.144 Check these out in just one minute. 10:26.164 --> 10:27.784 It's going to be a party on the bus. 10:28.144 --> 10:28.364 Hey! 10:39.061 --> 10:42.284 That's called Tiny Mobile Speakers, and that's by Scallywag. 10:42.544 --> 10:42.844 Is it? 10:42.944 --> 10:43.165 Yeah. 10:43.305 --> 10:45.066 Hey, Scallywag's done some work before. 10:45.146 --> 10:45.526 He has. 10:45.546 --> 10:46.467 On some of our previous shows. 10:46.487 --> 10:47.628 Shall we let that sink in? 10:48.569 --> 10:51.131 And we're going to play some music right now while those tracks sink in. 10:51.151 --> 10:54.474 We'll remind you later on of both those tracks for Song Wars. 10:54.934 --> 10:57.336 But right now, here is a track that I picked for you listeners. 10:57.376 --> 10:58.197 I hope you enjoyed this. 10:58.237 --> 11:02.220 It's from the Cures album Seventeen Seconds, and it's called Play For Today. 11:23.199 --> 11:24.020 It's like that. 11:24.280 --> 11:25.360 We're doing an intervention. 11:25.560 --> 11:26.801 Yeah, that's Run DMC. 11:26.821 --> 11:28.601 That's a bit of prehistoric hip-hop. 11:28.701 --> 11:35.104 It's from 1983 and hip-hop's come along so far since then that that song has been retired. 11:35.825 --> 11:36.025 Yeah. 11:36.926 --> 11:38.328 And that's the last time you'll ever hear it. 11:38.348 --> 11:39.969 It's been shut down. 11:40.030 --> 11:40.830 It's been boarded up. 11:41.011 --> 11:41.952 On the radio. 11:41.972 --> 11:42.973 Yeah, there's just like a game. 11:42.993 --> 11:44.554 They're turning it into a Starbucks. 11:44.614 --> 11:45.195 There's a game. 11:45.275 --> 11:45.996 Kids living in it. 11:46.396 --> 11:46.737 Really? 11:46.917 --> 11:47.197 Yeah. 11:47.297 --> 11:47.838 Some Smackies. 11:48.018 --> 11:50.721 Yeah, and they're getting them out to turn into a Starbucks. 11:50.741 --> 11:50.921 Really? 11:51.081 --> 11:59.244 Hey, some people have texted us, uh, uh, pointing out that, you know, I'm saying that it's, it's blue skies and beautiful, uh, in England at the moment. 11:59.384 --> 12:01.404 And, and of course in Wales and Scotland, maybe it isn't. 12:02.205 --> 12:07.006 Um, and some people are kind of thinking that we're, or, or, or I'm being London centric. 12:07.406 --> 12:08.787 Oh, and I know that sir. 12:09.547 --> 12:11.708 Justifiably saw point with, with, um, 12:12.328 --> 12:16.491 people, you know, who are annoyed at the media, being based in the south. 12:16.651 --> 12:16.851 Yeah. 12:17.212 --> 12:17.632 All of us. 12:17.752 --> 12:21.655 And the big, particularly the big British castle criticized this week for being too London-centric. 12:21.675 --> 12:22.075 There you go. 12:22.135 --> 12:23.396 But it's dividing. 12:23.436 --> 12:26.458 They're building new castles in other areas of Britain. 12:26.598 --> 12:26.839 Yeah. 12:26.859 --> 12:27.859 Just like the Normans. 12:29.421 --> 12:31.163 So that's okay, but I do apologize. 12:31.664 --> 12:46.303 I was merely hoping that the whole of this great country of ours was enjoying the same weather that we're privileged to have here in sloppy, conceited southern London. 12:47.364 --> 13:01.660 so we're we're yeah we're wishing sunshine on the whole of the septic aisle yeah um i love the fact that we're national that we're nationally broadcast exactly well it's a lovely morning here in london town hey let me tell you although cold um and uh i've been having 13:02.561 --> 13:04.082 A sleepless time though, I have to tell you. 13:04.242 --> 13:06.323 Yeah, Adam's been up since 3 this morning. 13:06.383 --> 13:07.063 He couldn't sleep. 13:07.304 --> 13:07.764 Went to bed at 11. 13:08.164 --> 13:12.386 I don't know if it was maybe just excitement about doing the show this morning. 13:13.207 --> 13:14.287 It was a little bit of excitement. 13:14.387 --> 13:14.967 Is that possible? 13:15.088 --> 13:15.268 Yeah. 13:15.608 --> 13:18.789 Also, it was maybe something I ate. 13:18.970 --> 13:19.790 I'm not sure what. 13:20.050 --> 13:21.831 Or maybe you ate some excitement. 13:22.151 --> 13:23.752 I could have eaten too much excitement. 13:23.912 --> 13:25.753 That could have been exactly what it was. 13:26.173 --> 13:29.295 But one thing that I wanted to do throughout the night was 13:29.875 --> 13:31.035 check the kitchen, right? 13:31.115 --> 13:34.497 Because do you remember last week I was talking about the mouse problems I've been having? 13:35.197 --> 13:49.082 There's a lot of mice in the kitchen, all over the house more or less, as far as I can tell, leaving little bits of mouse nonsense everywhere and it was freaking me out because it was getting in the muesli and it's very hard to tell mouse nonsense from muesli etc. 13:50.082 --> 13:53.064 Anyway, I thought, right, I'm going to do something about this problem. 13:53.445 --> 13:54.465 So I went out this week. 13:55.246 --> 13:58.208 This is before calling Arnold Schwarzenegger, right? 13:58.909 --> 14:00.610 Ah, the ex-terminator. 14:00.990 --> 14:02.491 That's a little joke for you. 14:02.951 --> 14:04.072 He's the ex-terminator. 14:04.132 --> 14:04.653 Oh, nice one. 14:04.813 --> 14:04.953 Yeah. 14:05.513 --> 14:07.134 I thought I'd slip it in. 14:07.154 --> 14:07.955 Don't usually do jokes. 14:08.095 --> 14:08.675 Don't slip it in. 14:08.736 --> 14:09.616 Won't be doing that anymore. 14:10.517 --> 14:15.780 Anyway, so before calling the ex-terminator, I thought, I'm going to try and sort this problem myself. 14:15.801 --> 14:17.382 So I went out and got some mouse traps. 14:17.642 --> 14:18.763 Have you ever bought mouse traps? 14:19.743 --> 14:39.230 uh yeah have you really yeah they're frightening though don't you find because i've bought the little wooden ones they're slightly medieval they're very medieval i mean that's that's an ancient one that uses a bit of peanut butter to lure them into a into a closed room right well we used that the ones that the exterminators put down other sort of tubes with poison in them and stuff and 14:39.930 --> 14:45.252 I thought it would be nice to go the old-fashioned route, but just setting these things is terrifying in itself, you know what I mean? 14:45.532 --> 14:48.613 And they, like, it's just on a hair trigger, this thing. 14:49.113 --> 14:56.175 And you put it down, you have to bend the kind of killing bar back, and it's all very, very... 14:56.755 --> 15:02.237 you know, minutely weighted, so that the slightest bit of pressure on the pad will snapshot on the mouse. 15:02.697 --> 15:06.259 So it's now, it almost chopped my fingers off a couple of times, it was terrifying. 15:06.639 --> 15:10.761 And I had it in my head as well, like, uh, since I was a kid that... You had it in your head? 15:10.901 --> 15:16.663 No, listen, that since I was a child, it had been drilled into me that if you go anywhere... It was drilled into you? 15:16.863 --> 15:18.544 There's no point in me talking, is there? 15:19.204 --> 15:20.185 Sorry, no, I am following. 15:20.825 --> 15:26.729 You know, it'd been drilled into me that if you put your finger in a mousetrap, you're going to lose your fingers. 15:26.809 --> 15:28.310 Absolutely, by Tom and Jerry cartoons. 15:28.370 --> 15:29.011 Yeah, exactly. 15:29.391 --> 15:32.993 So it was, you know, just a horrible nerve wracking process. 15:33.113 --> 15:39.638 Anyway, I'm glad to say that I caught one very quickly, like pretty much 10 minutes after I set the trap. 15:39.958 --> 15:40.158 Yeah. 15:40.538 --> 15:42.218 I had one in there, squeaking away. 15:42.519 --> 15:43.259 But he wasn't dead. 15:43.319 --> 15:44.419 He was very much alive. 15:44.459 --> 15:45.739 He was just caught by his tail. 15:46.119 --> 15:46.219 Oh. 15:46.839 --> 15:48.540 So what would you have done? 15:49.600 --> 15:50.300 What would I have done? 15:50.360 --> 15:54.741 I would have talked to it and just explained the situation, tried to reason with it, you know. 15:54.761 --> 15:56.161 No need to go straight to war. 15:56.761 --> 15:58.742 That's got everybody into trouble before. 15:58.942 --> 15:59.162 Yeah. 15:59.302 --> 16:01.142 Push diplomacy as far as it can go. 16:01.702 --> 16:05.763 But I had him right there and, you know, these guys are making my life a misery and I hate them. 16:06.663 --> 16:14.350 But, uh, at the same time I was thinking, this is a little chap, he's probably got a name, and he's on a kind of a family adventure. 16:15.051 --> 16:15.831 And, you know what I mean? 16:16.272 --> 16:17.593 So I've- I had to let him go. 16:17.893 --> 16:19.034 Fievel, it could have been Fievel! 16:19.094 --> 16:20.335 Exactly, that's what I'm saying. 16:20.595 --> 16:23.358 Going south, Fievel goes south under- And they are very sweet. 16:24.018 --> 16:26.779 That's the thing, when you're staring at the little chap, I felt really sorry for him. 16:26.819 --> 16:28.420 I felt like the most evil man in the world. 16:28.440 --> 16:29.980 So I had to let him go. 16:30.080 --> 16:39.744 We've had a great email about some mouse problems from a listener, and don't forget, you can email us at any time in the show, Adamandjo.6musicatbbc.co.uk, or text 64046. 16:39.784 --> 16:42.405 It's now time for the news read by Catherine Cracknell. 16:49.465 --> 16:53.711 The lyric of that song sounds like so many things other than bandages. 16:54.051 --> 16:54.412 Like what? 16:55.093 --> 16:57.916 Well, bag of chips, somebody's texted in. 16:58.277 --> 17:00.420 It also sounds like something quite rude. 17:00.820 --> 17:01.221 Oh, dear. 17:01.721 --> 17:16.749 it does yeah i'm merely observing that uh you know there's a thing you know if i was young and when i was young i often misunderstood the lyrics to song sir i'd be all over the place with that one yeah yeah you'd be delighted i'd be delighted now i can back 17:16.829 --> 17:17.450 of something else. 17:17.550 --> 17:23.195 We were talking before about mice and Joe mentioned that we had a very nice email from Steve. 17:23.635 --> 17:24.315 Steve Dugan. 17:24.436 --> 17:25.416 Hi, how are you doing Steve? 17:25.757 --> 17:31.161 Thanks a lot for listening to the show and thanks for emailing us with this amazing story which I will prasee here. 17:31.902 --> 17:33.864 Steve also had mouse problems. 17:34.344 --> 17:37.026 One night I was working late, says Steve, I worked from home. 17:37.567 --> 17:42.751 I heard a scuttling noise behind me and turned to see a tiny mouse running along the top of the cooker. 17:43.812 --> 17:45.493 Uh, this was a first. 17:45.633 --> 17:47.315 I had no idea how it got up there. 17:47.515 --> 17:50.677 But before I could catch it, it scurried down the back and was gone. 17:51.077 --> 17:53.038 Had the same thing just this morning, Steve. 17:53.058 --> 17:53.719 I can relate to that. 17:53.819 --> 17:54.940 It's a horrible feeling. 17:54.960 --> 17:55.820 You're totally powerless. 17:56.281 --> 17:58.442 A bit disconcerted, I went back to work. 17:58.542 --> 18:00.944 Some hours later, I stopped for a midnight snack. 18:01.304 --> 18:04.326 So I stuck the kettle on and popped a slice of bread into the toaster. 18:04.626 --> 18:06.668 A minute later, there was a strange smell. 18:07.188 --> 18:10.452 I presumed the toast was burning and went over to investigate. 18:10.993 --> 18:15.659 Halfway across the room, I realized it wasn't the toast I could smell, but singed fur. 18:16.780 --> 18:20.665 By this time I put two and two together, flipped the toaster off and nervously pulled out the toast. 18:21.065 --> 18:26.332 Running down, its length were two dark lines, which on closer examination turned out to be charred fur. 18:27.592 --> 18:28.693 Ah, the little mouse. 18:29.113 --> 18:30.313 You say, ah, ah, ah. 18:30.773 --> 18:31.914 I'm thinking, nice. 18:32.274 --> 18:32.714 Got one. 18:33.014 --> 18:33.394 Sweet. 18:34.014 --> 18:34.495 Result. 18:34.575 --> 18:35.495 Well done, Steve. 18:36.055 --> 18:37.876 He says, I had no more trouble with mice. 18:38.216 --> 18:42.277 It was as if they all knew that this was the kitchen of death, and they stayed away. 18:42.537 --> 18:45.558 I also had a replacement toaster handy, which I promptly used. 18:46.018 --> 18:49.720 And although I always intended to chuck out the toaster of death, I never did. 18:49.880 --> 18:53.681 I left it there for the next tenant, which I feel a bit bad about, says Steve. 18:54.281 --> 18:55.962 I wonder what mouse on toast tastes like. 18:56.902 --> 19:17.402 uh well for to me it would taste sweet a little bit like revenge a little bit furry yeah like sweet furry revenge yeah there you go listen uh coming up after the next track we're going to be playing the nation's favorite interactive feature yeah tex the nation stay tuned for that but right now here is uh someone great by lcd sound system enjoy 19:28.823 --> 19:29.404 Text the Nation! 19:29.444 --> 19:29.744 Text! 19:29.824 --> 19:30.104 Text! 19:30.164 --> 19:30.504 Text! 19:30.625 --> 19:31.365 Text the Nation! 19:31.425 --> 19:32.406 What if I don't want to? 19:32.646 --> 19:33.367 Text the Nation! 19:33.467 --> 19:34.468 But I'm using email. 19:34.628 --> 19:35.369 Is that a problem? 19:35.389 --> 19:35.969 It doesn't matter. 19:35.989 --> 19:38.311 Text! 19:38.711 --> 19:44.977 Yes, it's time for Text the Nation, the nation's favourite interactive feature on any media anywhere in the country. 19:45.317 --> 19:46.498 It's not a competition. 19:46.558 --> 19:47.679 It's not a competition. 19:48.199 --> 19:48.960 It's a happening. 19:49.080 --> 19:49.961 It's just a thing. 19:50.221 --> 19:54.805 And that thing I just said about it being the nation's most popular interactive segment is not true. 19:56.085 --> 19:57.006 It might be true. 19:57.146 --> 19:57.746 It's not true. 19:57.946 --> 19:58.406 It might be. 19:58.466 --> 19:59.066 It's not true. 19:59.086 --> 20:00.447 It can't be. 20:00.467 --> 20:00.927 It can't be. 20:00.947 --> 20:01.647 What do you think it is? 20:01.747 --> 20:02.468 What is it? 20:02.488 --> 20:07.790 The nation's favourite interactive feature used to be Ant and Dex Push a Piggy. 20:08.250 --> 20:09.250 Whatever it is called. 20:09.330 --> 20:11.371 A big pink piggy push. 20:11.851 --> 20:13.372 Now of course things have changed. 20:13.452 --> 20:16.553 Now of course they're going to be in jail for 25 years. 20:16.873 --> 20:20.214 Now the nation's favourite interactive feature... 20:21.875 --> 20:24.097 You're not going to say something wrong, aren't you? 20:24.137 --> 20:24.778 No, I don't know. 20:25.158 --> 20:30.863 But this week now, it's important to realise that we don't just make up this text the nation thing. 20:31.123 --> 20:32.445 It's given to us by Gordon Brown. 20:32.705 --> 20:33.145 That's true. 20:33.425 --> 20:40.592 The number 10 Downing Street posts us a question every week, and it's always something that the government want to find out about the people of the country. 20:40.692 --> 20:41.933 They use it as a think tank. 20:41.993 --> 20:42.794 This week, they want to find out 20:45.636 --> 20:47.156 exactly how stupid everybody is. 20:47.337 --> 20:47.837 That's right. 20:47.977 --> 20:50.877 So they can work out what policies they can get away with. 20:52.078 --> 20:52.318 Yeah? 20:52.418 --> 20:52.658 Yeah. 20:52.978 --> 20:57.959 This week's textination is all about the stupidest things or thing you have ever done. 20:58.219 --> 20:59.079 It's quite broad. 20:59.339 --> 21:01.300 For instance, I've written a list, Adam. 21:01.520 --> 21:01.800 Have you? 21:01.940 --> 21:03.501 And this is just off the top of my head. 21:03.521 --> 21:06.301 This is a list of 14 stupid things I've done. 21:06.321 --> 21:06.861 Fourteen. 21:06.901 --> 21:07.341 Good one. 21:07.462 --> 21:08.462 Handing it over there to Adam. 21:08.482 --> 21:09.042 Let's have a look. 21:09.522 --> 21:10.223 He hasn't seen this list. 21:10.423 --> 21:12.365 Some of them I actually don't want you to read out. 21:12.505 --> 21:13.125 I'll show you. 21:13.486 --> 21:14.567 I've only got three there. 21:14.607 --> 21:14.847 Really? 21:15.167 --> 21:16.829 Well, they're absolute stupidest things. 21:16.849 --> 21:23.215 This is like, mine is like, they're in no particular order, but I'd say they're 14 of the stupidest things I've ever done in my life. 21:23.255 --> 21:24.276 You can read some of them out. 21:24.937 --> 21:25.477 Number three. 21:25.918 --> 21:32.043 I drew armpit hair under my arms with a burnt bit of cork because I didn't have any armpit hair and I wanted some. 21:32.644 --> 21:33.324 Was this recent? 21:34.245 --> 21:38.026 No, that's quite good agreed to host the cure wards. 21:38.086 --> 21:38.586 That's right. 21:38.606 --> 21:43.167 Well, I Voted for Tony Blair. 21:43.387 --> 21:43.647 Yeah. 21:43.827 --> 21:46.108 Yeah, you get political. 21:46.128 --> 21:46.348 Yes. 21:46.688 --> 21:50.889 Well, go on here's some of Adams He's only got a list of three stupid things he's ever done. 21:51.249 --> 22:01.752 Number two is tried to lick the back of a metal ice tray Yeah, we'll come back to that in more detail Mixed bleach and cleaning fluid in the sink for an experiment. 22:01.992 --> 22:02.132 Yeah 22:02.852 --> 22:21.725 Is number three so but listen the point of this listeners is is to get you to text in the stupidest thing you've ever done Or email it the text number is six four zero four six the email is Adam and Joe all one word and the word a and d rather than a sand dot six music at BBC dot-co dot UK Yeah, no some of these. 22:21.785 --> 22:23.767 I think are just cool that you've got on your list and 22:24.207 --> 22:25.067 Don't read them all out. 22:25.187 --> 22:25.628 No, I won't. 22:25.748 --> 22:29.389 But, uh... No, maybe I shouldn't even read that one out because... Which one is it? 22:29.489 --> 22:30.390 Go to jail for that one. 22:31.130 --> 22:32.090 You know, the Degar one. 22:32.150 --> 22:33.211 Oh yeah, no, read that one out. 22:33.731 --> 22:39.914 Tried to pick a piece of paint, like a bauble of paint, off a original haystack by Degar. 22:40.574 --> 22:41.374 We can tell you more. 22:41.434 --> 22:42.895 That was both of us, wasn't it, Eddie? 22:43.015 --> 22:43.295 Yeah. 22:43.315 --> 22:44.716 We've probably spoken about that before. 22:44.736 --> 22:45.636 I don't think we have. 22:46.356 --> 23:07.772 uh and we'll tell you a bit we tried to that's a terrible thing to confess to but remember listeners we didn't succeed and we were quite young and stupid and we were drunk the dagger is intact uh we were we were at a posh house like a really posh house they had these they had these hanging in but like they had amazing bits like uh money and mani we were at a painting we were drunk we were about 4 15 yeah 23:09.727 --> 23:16.572 and we thought it would be clever to maybe try and pick some paint off the Degas, which actually, in retrospect, is an awful thing to do. 23:16.752 --> 23:17.573 It's not very good, is it? 23:17.653 --> 23:24.398 Absolutely dreadful, but we didn't do it, and all we did was pathetically, sort of, sort of, tweak it with a fingernail. 23:24.438 --> 23:25.279 We licked it in the end. 23:25.299 --> 23:26.920 We licked it, we kissed it. 23:27.560 --> 23:28.501 We licked the Degas. 23:28.721 --> 23:29.842 Anyway, that's pretty stupid. 23:30.623 --> 23:31.984 Send us your stupidest things. 23:32.544 --> 23:36.928 It's not a competition, it's just a sort of a survey, but we might select our favourite. 23:37.828 --> 23:39.649 Uh, and you've won in a sort of an emotional way. 23:39.809 --> 23:40.330 No, you haven't. 23:40.850 --> 23:41.390 No, there's no winning. 23:41.410 --> 23:44.132 There's absolutely- You're not distinguished in any respect whatsoever. 23:44.192 --> 23:45.072 Everyone's the same. 23:45.092 --> 23:45.633 Yeah. 23:46.153 --> 23:49.135 It's, it's, it's by no means any kind of- Here in Stalinist Britain. 23:49.155 --> 23:49.915 Meritocracy. 23:50.496 --> 23:54.818 Um, we're gonna hear some more of the things on Joe's list of stupid things in just a moment. 23:55.379 --> 24:00.842 Uh, but right now, here is a track that we tried to play last week, but it went wrong because it turned out to be the instrumental version. 24:00.942 --> 24:01.362 That's right. 24:01.382 --> 24:02.363 This is a great track. 24:02.643 --> 24:04.824 Uh, this is from, uh, Talib Kwale's album. 24:04.864 --> 24:05.825 I think it's called Ear Drum. 24:06.505 --> 24:07.906 Is that on our factoid list? 24:08.887 --> 24:09.668 Uh, where has it gone? 24:09.728 --> 24:10.008 Yeah. 24:10.488 --> 24:13.171 Uh, it features Will.i.am of the Black Eyed Peas. 24:13.211 --> 24:18.935 Now, usually I would run a billion miles in the opposite direction from anything the Black Eyed Peas did. 24:19.215 --> 24:19.456 Done. 24:19.936 --> 24:20.637 Doo-doo-did. 24:21.137 --> 24:23.559 But they've done this one and it's really good with Talib Kwale. 24:23.579 --> 24:24.340 This is called Hot Thing. 24:32.639 --> 24:36.081 That's a song written by Talib Kwale actually about me. 24:36.341 --> 24:36.641 Is it? 24:36.901 --> 24:37.241 Yeah. 24:37.461 --> 24:38.502 You've got something I like. 24:38.642 --> 24:39.362 Yeah, we met. 24:39.602 --> 24:41.143 And I think he fancied me. 24:41.743 --> 24:43.184 He said, you're sexy. 24:43.224 --> 24:44.484 I love your crunchy ass. 24:45.305 --> 24:45.725 He said. 24:46.165 --> 24:47.385 And what was he saying at the end there? 24:47.606 --> 24:48.146 Oh, per show. 24:48.926 --> 25:05.110 uh the Oprah show Oprah show he loves Oprah Oprah show yeah Oprah show yeah that's good stuff man he's saying oh for sure for sure for sure for sure yeah it's just a repeated affirmation and it makes everyone feel good 25:05.750 --> 25:08.033 This is Adam and Jo on BBC Six Music. 25:08.774 --> 25:12.939 We're in the middle of Tex the Nation, the nation's favourite interactive non-competition. 25:13.559 --> 25:15.442 We've already had some very good stupid things in here. 25:15.462 --> 25:16.263 You ready for this, Adam? 25:16.363 --> 25:17.063 Yeah, hit me with a few. 25:17.664 --> 25:17.964 Okay. 25:18.285 --> 25:22.029 To dry my trousers, I put them in a microwave at work and they melted. 25:22.690 --> 25:24.312 So I had to walk out of reception. 25:26.334 --> 25:28.896 Bl-bl-bloom in machine keeps refreshing itself, yeah. 25:29.517 --> 25:33.441 Uh, in my boxes, had to walk out of reception in my boxes to go home and get a new pair. 25:33.861 --> 25:35.162 That's from an anonymous man. 25:35.382 --> 25:35.623 Yeah. 25:35.703 --> 25:40.527 Uh, if you text us on 64046, please put your name or some kind of moniker. 25:41.027 --> 25:41.168 Mm-hmm. 25:41.708 --> 25:43.710 Uh, so we can, uh, so we can credit you. 25:43.810 --> 25:44.290 Lewinsky? 25:45.211 --> 25:47.433 Um, now can I say the word poo? 25:47.673 --> 25:47.874 Yeah. 25:49.474 --> 25:52.277 Come on, it's a sad day when you can't say poo. 25:52.617 --> 25:55.400 This isn't really a stupid thing, it's just disgusting. 25:56.021 --> 25:56.661 Should I read it? 25:57.242 --> 25:58.783 Well, as long as it's not too revolting. 25:59.004 --> 26:05.050 I got locked out of my house and had to do a poo in an alleyway nearby. 26:06.451 --> 26:06.811 Isn't it? 26:08.052 --> 26:11.075 That's not necessarily stupid though, that's just a necessity. 26:11.095 --> 26:12.696 R from R in Oxford. 26:12.776 --> 26:13.997 Is that the R? 26:14.037 --> 26:15.698 Is that Rakeem from being Rakeem? 26:16.399 --> 26:17.039 I think it is. 26:17.540 --> 26:20.042 I think he's often seen squatting in any way. 26:21.162 --> 26:22.584 He's got a bad tummy. 26:22.904 --> 26:23.724 Keep them coming in, 64046. 26:23.945 --> 26:27.267 They're good, those ones, but I'm sure people can do better. 26:27.607 --> 26:29.229 We want something really quite elaborate. 26:29.269 --> 26:35.954 You know, the fellow drying his trousers in the microwave reminded me of when I was in Edinburgh doing a show up there 26:36.334 --> 26:45.299 and I was renting a little sort of squat while I was there for a month or whatever, and there was no question of there being a dryer there or anything like that. 26:45.319 --> 26:54.905 And one time, about an hour before my show was due to start, I was washing my show clothes, yeah, and... Big clown suit, big bottle dot suit. 26:55.085 --> 26:55.525 Exactly. 26:56.906 --> 27:16.578 The thing was, it was totally, I'd misjudged the timing of the whole thing, and I thought I was maybe going to be able to dry the clothes outside because it was a sunny day, but in Scotland, in Edinburgh that time of year especially, the weather changes on a dime or on a pinhead, or very quickly or whatever the phrase is, and suddenly it started raining and there was no question of me drying the stuff in time, so I thought, okay, what am I going to do? 27:16.898 --> 27:23.042 And I tried, I turned on all the rings on the cooker, yeah, and I made a sort of elaborate framework out of 27:23.982 --> 27:28.784 just things I could find lying around and I hung my... You tried to bake the clothes. 27:28.824 --> 27:31.405 I tried to bake them, yeah, just like with all the steam. 27:31.425 --> 27:31.905 What happened? 27:33.626 --> 27:42.949 They started to burn and the steam set off all the fire alarms and stuff and there was just alarms going and they felt... It's a very stupid and dangerous thing to do. 27:42.969 --> 27:45.250 Best learned clothes, generally material is flammable. 27:45.430 --> 27:45.730 Yeah. 27:45.950 --> 27:47.991 So you've got to be careful with how you dry it. 27:48.011 --> 27:49.552 It was one of the stupidest things I've ever done. 27:49.572 --> 28:03.658 If you've done anything stupider than that, and I'm sure you have, and we're not talking about anything criminal, or life-threatening, or that would encourage other listeners to be irresponsible, we're talking about, like, fluffy Saturday morning kind of stupidity. 28:03.899 --> 28:04.659 Yeah, yeah. 28:05.039 --> 28:08.201 Life-threatening stupidity is allowed, I think. 28:08.241 --> 28:08.501 Come on. 28:09.421 --> 28:11.462 I mean, of course, we don't want to encourage stuff. 28:11.542 --> 28:13.383 Send it in and I'll vet them. 28:13.443 --> 28:14.083 Send in anything. 28:14.624 --> 28:16.084 Now, we've got a little trail coming up for you. 28:16.104 --> 28:18.206 This is going to be an amazing trail for the Electric Proms. 28:18.226 --> 28:19.066 I really hope you enjoy it. 28:19.306 --> 28:22.148 And after that, it's my session pick. 28:22.588 --> 28:29.371 This is going to be Baby Bird from BBC Session from 1995 with a track called Too Handsome to be Homeless. 28:29.391 --> 28:30.932 We'll chat about it after we hear it. 28:37.076 --> 28:40.678 Oh, I'm doing a little bit of filling here now, folks, because the computer's gone mental. 28:40.738 --> 28:41.719 I don't know what it's doing. 28:41.779 --> 28:43.220 It's just gone completely mental. 28:43.700 --> 28:49.584 And it's made an editorial decision to ditch Baby Bird's BBC session from 1995. 28:50.465 --> 28:55.128 I was going to play You Too Handsome to be Homeless, which I think I heard when it was actually going out. 28:55.828 --> 28:57.789 And I remember it being wicked. 28:58.210 --> 29:00.471 So maybe we'll be able to dig that out for you a bit later on. 29:00.892 --> 29:04.954 But until then, we are going to play a track from Estelle right now. 29:04.994 --> 29:05.935 This is Wait a Minute. 29:06.335 --> 29:08.437 What if I don't want to? 29:08.537 --> 29:09.578 But I'm using email. 29:09.738 --> 29:11.139 Is that a problem? 29:22.830 --> 29:28.834 Text The Nation, the nation's favourite feature before that you heard Estelle there with the track called Wait A Minute. 29:28.854 --> 29:30.775 That was actually produced by Will.i.am. 29:30.815 --> 29:31.856 It's the Will.i.am show. 29:31.876 --> 29:33.236 It's all over the shop this morning. 29:33.597 --> 29:38.440 That was taken from Estelle's forthcoming album, Shine, which is released in February of next year. 29:38.480 --> 29:41.582 You've got to wait a long time for that one, but it sounds interesting stuff. 29:42.142 --> 29:43.283 Probably well worth the wait. 29:45.236 --> 29:45.276 in. 30:03.697 --> 30:17.023 I'm gonna return to my list now of stupid things and Joe mentioned before that once when I was very young You know young enough probably for it to be excusable I would say Before I knew any better. 30:17.483 --> 30:19.684 I licked the back of a metal ice tray. 30:19.884 --> 30:25.867 This was in a hotel we were on holiday and I was excited that I had a fridge in my room and 30:26.347 --> 30:29.970 And there was a metal ice tray there, and it was all frosty when I took it out. 30:29.990 --> 30:32.333 And I thought, hmm, that looks frost delicious. 30:32.733 --> 30:34.855 So I licked the back of it, of course. 30:35.595 --> 30:39.079 My tongue stuck fast to the back of the ice tray. 30:39.579 --> 30:45.784 And it was so shocking that it was so firmly stuck on there that I panicked and I just tore it off. 30:46.845 --> 30:52.691 And immediately I saw basically the top few millimeters of my tongue. 30:53.652 --> 30:54.212 Was there blood? 30:54.372 --> 30:57.396 Just you bet there was blood, yeah. 30:57.416 --> 30:59.879 A large part of my tongue was just left on the ice tray. 31:00.479 --> 31:02.882 And I thought, that's not good, that's not good! 31:03.183 --> 31:09.189 And I went to the mirror, poked out my tongue, it was just red raw with blood. 31:09.290 --> 31:11.212 You know, it was like a big blood. 31:11.312 --> 31:12.413 Can you taste now? 31:13.775 --> 31:15.416 It took a while before I could taste. 31:15.616 --> 31:16.437 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 31:16.637 --> 31:17.337 It was shocking. 31:17.438 --> 31:18.578 It was not only painful. 31:18.679 --> 31:19.639 It was in every way. 31:19.659 --> 31:20.200 It was shocking. 31:20.240 --> 31:21.040 It looked horrific. 31:21.241 --> 31:21.941 It was probably worse. 31:22.141 --> 31:25.324 Thing is, the tongue is one of the parts of the body that heals quickest. 31:25.744 --> 31:26.085 Is it? 31:26.245 --> 31:26.945 Yes, it is, yeah. 31:26.985 --> 31:27.245 Really? 31:27.966 --> 31:31.089 So it didn't take... It's like a kind of immortal slug. 31:31.829 --> 31:34.311 Yeah, it is exactly like an immortal slug. 31:34.832 --> 31:36.533 And it healed very quickly, luckily. 31:36.593 --> 31:40.016 But boy, that was way up there on this stupid... What one do you want off of my list of stupid things? 31:40.316 --> 31:42.097 Okay, here's another one. 31:42.797 --> 31:43.757 Oh yeah, I remember this one. 31:44.258 --> 31:49.400 Lied to Armit and Dweezel Zappa about having heard their album and got instantly called on it. 31:49.640 --> 31:50.580 This is a very stupid thing. 31:50.640 --> 31:54.301 Adam and me were filming a segment with Frank Zappa's sons. 31:54.521 --> 31:55.622 Yeah, Armit and Dweezel. 31:56.202 --> 32:01.245 But for a TV show we used to do we were hanging around by around a pool table, right? 32:01.485 --> 32:17.153 Yeah, this was up in Frank Zappa's house in Laurel Canyon in California a while ago And I did the terrible thing that you should never do I said hey guys I I really enjoyed your new album To try and get chummy generic terminology like that and they and what did they say they went? 32:17.933 --> 32:19.534 Are you haven't heard our new album? 32:19.674 --> 32:21.295 Yeah name a song 32:22.496 --> 32:23.997 And I couldn't because I hadn't heard it. 32:25.739 --> 32:27.400 It was a horrible mortifying moment. 32:27.560 --> 32:32.144 I still got the... I don't believe that we ever actually used the footage we shot on that day. 32:32.184 --> 32:32.945 No, it was hideous. 32:33.045 --> 32:38.870 We had to go back and re-shoot part of it with Ahmet, who was the nicer of the two. 32:38.890 --> 32:43.214 But Dweasel absolutely hated us, probably with slightly good reason. 32:43.734 --> 32:45.696 I think me more than you, because you had heard the album. 32:45.896 --> 32:48.838 Yeah, but I didn't even like the album that he did very much. 32:48.858 --> 32:51.160 They were surly and sarcastic for the rest of the day. 32:51.180 --> 32:52.201 It was a terrible day. 32:52.861 --> 32:55.143 But that was pretty, pretty bad start. 32:55.283 --> 33:01.047 So listen, after this next track, we'll come back with some of your stupid things, and we've got some brilliant stuff coming in. 33:01.107 --> 33:03.089 Keep them coming in to 64046. 33:04.030 --> 33:05.911 Your stupid things make Adam and me look clever. 33:06.772 --> 33:07.212 That's right. 33:07.973 --> 33:09.674 Now, here's Travis with Selfish Jean. 33:10.114 --> 33:12.555 Textination! 33:12.615 --> 33:12.915 Text! 33:12.975 --> 33:13.255 Text! 33:13.315 --> 33:13.635 Text! 33:13.775 --> 33:14.515 Textination! 33:14.575 --> 33:15.556 What if I don't want to? 33:15.796 --> 33:16.516 Textination! 33:16.616 --> 33:17.596 But I'm using email. 33:17.776 --> 33:18.496 Is that a problem? 33:18.536 --> 33:21.457 It doesn't matter, text! 33:21.657 --> 33:22.898 Are we overplaying that jingle? 33:23.098 --> 33:25.178 No, you can't overplay that textination jingle. 33:25.238 --> 33:25.498 Really? 33:25.758 --> 33:33.200 That's just a reminder, isn't it, to remind people what we're doing, what it's all about, what the rules are, whether they can email or text. 33:33.220 --> 33:33.881 What are we doing? 33:34.361 --> 33:37.922 We are asking people what the stupidest things they've ever done are. 33:37.962 --> 33:38.782 What's it all about? 33:39.659 --> 33:44.960 That's different, that's a kind of more profound question which I'm not equipped to answer at this point. 33:44.980 --> 33:45.780 Not on a Saturday morning. 33:46.260 --> 33:54.302 Thanks to everybody who's texted in with the stupidest thing they've ever done, keep texting 64046 or emailing Adam and Jo.6musicatbbc.co.uk. 33:54.542 --> 33:55.662 Are you ready for some, Adam Buxton? 33:55.682 --> 33:56.083 Yeah, go on then. 33:56.183 --> 33:57.663 Okay, here we go, here we go. 33:58.043 --> 34:02.504 My landlord at university agreed to get us new sofas because ours were flammable. 34:03.144 --> 34:09.734 So one night I dragged them all out into our small concrete yard and set light to them for a nice bonfire. 34:10.335 --> 34:16.584 The fire got higher and higher and the concrete started to uproot itself and fly out of the ground. 34:16.865 --> 34:17.205 What? 34:17.225 --> 34:18.026 Is that real? 34:18.627 --> 34:20.829 The neighbors washing caught fire. 34:21.050 --> 34:23.392 I felt very stupid says Anna in Glasgow. 34:23.772 --> 34:26.054 She may have, um, watched the word elaborated. 34:26.555 --> 34:26.775 Yeah. 34:26.915 --> 34:28.397 Uh, exaggerated a tiny bit. 34:28.737 --> 34:30.699 I doubt the concrete actually started to fly out. 34:30.739 --> 34:33.602 Maybe she's not talking about a concrete, but more, it's more like. 34:33.802 --> 34:36.825 Maybe she went, maybe the university she went to was Hogwarts. 34:37.305 --> 34:53.594 uh yeah or it or it was perhaps the kind of surface you get on a tennis court you know what i mean like tari that's bad don't set light to things uh ever you know um when you're responsible individuals when you're a youngster obviously you know um when you're sort of getting to grips with your limitations 34:54.574 --> 34:57.856 Stupid fire mistakes often happened, you know what I mean? 34:57.956 --> 34:59.597 Like, did you ever get into any fire scrapes? 35:00.017 --> 35:01.318 Probably, I'd have to think about it. 35:01.378 --> 35:02.479 I mean, it's terrifying. 35:02.519 --> 35:06.101 You should obviously never play with fire because it can so easily get out of control. 35:06.201 --> 35:06.681 Well said. 35:06.921 --> 35:10.023 I almost burnt a whole field down one time, you know? 35:10.123 --> 35:11.143 Listen, this isn't about you. 35:11.544 --> 35:12.964 Well, it's partly about you. 35:13.004 --> 35:13.345 Go on then. 35:14.165 --> 35:14.605 That was it. 35:14.645 --> 35:15.966 I almost burnt a field down, yeah. 35:16.066 --> 35:16.646 How about this one? 35:16.687 --> 35:22.450 At a Cotswold Wildlife Park, I accidentally knocked a panel of fencing on the Aver... What's this word? 35:25.632 --> 35:26.133 Avocet? 35:26.693 --> 35:27.594 That's an animal, isn't it? 35:27.774 --> 35:28.255 Avocet? 35:29.436 --> 35:30.777 We're not very well educated, isn't it? 35:30.857 --> 35:31.337 Avocet? 35:32.338 --> 35:39.464 At a Cotswold Wildlife Park, I accidentally knocked the panel of fencing on the Avocet enclosure with my knee, and it fell in, leaving a gaping hole. 35:39.784 --> 35:47.291 The birds ran for freedom, and I just managed to get the panel back in place before the avocets escaped and caused fear and mayhem. 35:47.991 --> 35:49.933 I bet you that's not how you pronounce avocet. 35:50.493 --> 35:51.034 Avocet? 35:52.575 --> 35:53.696 I don't know, but that sounds bad. 35:54.056 --> 35:57.498 Creating like an animal stampede in a wildlife park. 35:57.698 --> 35:58.639 Yeah, that's disastrous. 35:58.659 --> 36:00.520 That's like Frank Spencer style behavior. 36:01.561 --> 36:02.622 Okay, well hold on to this. 36:02.822 --> 36:06.124 Somebody sent in a very similar one to one of yours, Adam, so we can talk about it a bit later. 36:06.144 --> 36:09.387 Adam and Jo, the most silliest thing I've done was to leave my wife. 36:09.887 --> 36:11.088 Yeah. 36:11.128 --> 36:11.629 Says Karl. 36:11.669 --> 36:12.249 Thank you, Karl. 36:12.569 --> 36:14.191 And here's a very good one from Tom in Dulwich. 36:14.751 --> 36:18.174 I saw Tom York in a sandwich shop and said to him the following. 36:19.235 --> 36:20.616 Thanks a lot for no surprises. 36:21.377 --> 36:23.619 It meant a lot of things to a lot of people. 36:24.240 --> 36:24.880 That's all right. 36:24.940 --> 36:25.621 What's wrong with that? 36:26.141 --> 36:27.562 It's quite general, isn't it? 36:27.882 --> 36:28.502 No, come on. 36:28.522 --> 36:30.623 It's like he's reporting on behalf of other people. 36:30.903 --> 36:32.523 I think that would be a good text the nation to do. 36:32.583 --> 36:36.625 Another morning is the stupidest thing you've ever said to a famous person. 36:36.765 --> 36:38.165 We did that once before, didn't we? 36:38.365 --> 36:39.106 Well, let's do it again. 36:39.266 --> 36:40.026 Yeah. 36:40.046 --> 36:44.107 Well, we think we said we had insulting things you said to a famous person before, didn't we? 36:44.247 --> 36:44.407 Yeah. 36:44.427 --> 36:45.048 Do you want one more? 36:45.608 --> 36:46.048 Yeah, go on then. 36:46.108 --> 36:47.829 This is from Nick Osborne in Twickenham. 36:48.229 --> 36:54.451 He says the second stupidest thing he did was drink about eight pints of strong lager before heading off to a Cure concert with my buddy, Tomo. 36:55.031 --> 36:57.273 We were running, both literally and figuratively. 36:57.473 --> 36:57.653 What? 36:57.974 --> 36:58.234 Late. 36:58.674 --> 37:02.738 So we screamed onto a tube platform and dived into the train that was already there. 37:03.239 --> 37:04.600 I turned around, but Tomo wasn't there. 37:04.860 --> 37:12.587 I stuck my head out to see if he was still on the platform, just as the doors closed, trapping my face in between the big black rubber trims. 37:13.208 --> 37:15.250 I was stuck fast, but worse was to come. 37:15.650 --> 37:17.572 The guard jigged the doors three or four times. 37:17.872 --> 37:20.835 Each time, my larger compromised reactions were too slow. 37:21.375 --> 37:25.800 So I only succeeded in getting even darker stripes down each side of my face. 37:25.820 --> 37:26.820 Is this from Mr Bean? 37:28.983 --> 37:29.343 Bean? 37:30.224 --> 37:33.587 And with each jolt, my wire glasses became more and more bent. 37:33.727 --> 37:34.208 Come on. 37:34.228 --> 37:34.988 Of Frank Spencer. 37:35.509 --> 37:38.071 I eventually extracted myself from face prison. 37:38.772 --> 37:40.592 The whole carriage was in fits of laughter. 37:40.892 --> 37:43.013 I'm sure they were, if that really happened. 37:43.033 --> 37:44.453 I can't believe that happened. 37:44.793 --> 37:46.254 I mean, that is colossally stupid. 37:46.274 --> 37:47.054 Congratulations. 37:47.114 --> 37:51.315 If there was a prize, you would certainly be very high on the list for it. 37:51.575 --> 37:54.355 We'll have a few more of those texts soon. 37:54.575 --> 37:59.136 But after this track, we're going to remind you of the song wars situation. 37:59.176 --> 38:00.156 So stay tuned for that. 38:00.196 --> 38:03.257 But right now, here's the new Young Boney Club with Get Lucky. 38:10.026 --> 38:11.426 She sounds sassy. 38:11.626 --> 38:15.668 That's the new young pony club, not the old young pony club. 38:15.708 --> 38:16.828 They're yesterday's new. 38:16.868 --> 38:17.708 Yesterday's pony club. 38:17.728 --> 38:18.809 This is the new one. 38:18.849 --> 38:19.789 Yeah and they're young. 38:20.049 --> 38:24.510 Oh they're young so stay tuned to their output for the next couple of weeks until they get old. 38:24.670 --> 38:25.010 Yeah. 38:25.210 --> 38:27.811 When chuck them away and move on to the next big thing. 38:28.411 --> 38:29.371 Adam and John sucks music. 38:29.492 --> 38:30.812 Old old pony club. 38:31.512 --> 38:33.353 I hate the old old pony club. 38:34.893 --> 38:35.053 Right. 38:35.313 --> 38:39.154 Now, it's time to remind ourselves of the Song Wars situation. 38:39.174 --> 38:39.234 Yes. 38:39.534 --> 38:45.275 If you've just tuned in, Song Wars is a brand new segment here on the Adam and Jo's Saturday morning show. 38:45.755 --> 38:46.996 I just gave it a name. 38:47.036 --> 38:47.396 Well done. 38:48.236 --> 38:56.638 It's where we make songs and we play clips of them and you have to text in and vote for which one you'd like to hear in its entirety. 38:56.678 --> 39:00.178 It's a kind of a creative facet to our self-absorbed little universe. 39:00.358 --> 39:00.638 Yeah. 39:00.778 --> 39:02.679 You know, and these are entirely 39:03.760 --> 39:15.614 self-penned little songs and I've got a new jingle yet another new jingle for you okay so you can see what you think of this one this is a bit more medieval stroke early Led Zepp nice 39:16.269 --> 39:18.450 Who will witness someone today? 39:18.470 --> 39:22.691 Perhaps it will be Adam, or it will be Jo. 39:22.751 --> 39:30.353 Be the one, you will be the one who decides by texting or remaining when you hear the clips. 39:30.413 --> 39:32.674 You fade that bit down there. 39:32.714 --> 39:33.915 No, keep it going. 39:35.695 --> 39:36.676 Turn it up, turn it up. 39:36.696 --> 39:37.637 They're like madrigals. 39:37.897 --> 39:39.438 What happens now? 39:39.478 --> 39:41.940 You're supposed to not listen to this bit. 39:41.960 --> 39:45.042 Yeah, but how long did you keep doing it, keep it up? 39:45.082 --> 39:47.163 How long did he keep doing it? 39:47.203 --> 39:48.464 Quite a long time. 39:49.165 --> 39:49.905 Shh. 39:49.945 --> 39:50.906 Shh. 39:51.166 --> 39:52.867 It's really, it's not that much. 39:53.448 --> 39:53.908 Gosh. 39:54.008 --> 39:56.110 Oh, what happened there? 39:56.310 --> 39:57.991 It was a little flourish. 39:58.011 --> 40:00.453 It was a medieval town, it's slightly rude. 40:05.440 --> 40:08.983 A reminder that Joe Cornish won last week's inaugural song wars. 40:26.536 --> 40:26.796 Why? 40:27.217 --> 40:28.197 Why should people know that? 40:28.277 --> 40:28.738 No, okay. 40:28.758 --> 40:30.439 We're not going to prejudice the voting in any way. 40:30.559 --> 40:33.141 We're not going to find out who's winning until the very end. 40:33.161 --> 40:35.022 It's going to be a genuine revelation to both of us. 40:35.763 --> 40:37.824 Now, we're going to play a clip of my track first. 40:38.125 --> 40:42.768 This is Scallywag with a song about people with their mobiles on the bus. 40:42.848 --> 40:44.469 It's called Tiny Mobile Speakers. 40:44.850 --> 40:47.872 My mobile comes with tiny speakers in it. 40:47.892 --> 40:50.214 If you're drunk, then you should win it. 40:50.414 --> 40:52.495 Check these out in just one minute. 40:52.515 --> 40:54.177 It's going to be a party on the bus. 40:54.537 --> 40:54.737 Hey! 41:05.170 --> 41:06.030 Yeah, there we go. 41:06.050 --> 41:08.291 So that's song number one, Adam's Song Text. 41:08.831 --> 41:09.151 Add to 64046. 41:10.651 --> 41:12.972 This is like The X Factor, isn't it? 41:12.992 --> 41:14.732 It's very similar. 41:14.892 --> 41:17.133 Or this is song number two, this is my song, Joe's song. 41:17.153 --> 41:18.773 This is called the Public Transport Song. 41:19.133 --> 41:26.655 And this is kind of Ben Fould's Five meets Chas and Dave, and it's just a song about public transport, yeah? 41:29.630 --> 41:34.595 9.30 on the 1-3-3, some kids are throwing chips and causing misery. 41:44.318 --> 41:45.259 Nice harmonies. 41:45.279 --> 41:46.660 It does a little modulation there. 41:46.861 --> 41:48.602 Now, I hope that didn't happen to you. 41:48.642 --> 41:49.883 Did it really happen to you then? 41:49.923 --> 41:50.144 No. 41:50.624 --> 41:51.685 Just located your chore. 41:51.725 --> 41:52.606 They kicked you to the ground. 41:52.626 --> 41:53.507 That's horrific stuff. 41:53.547 --> 41:53.767 No. 41:54.147 --> 41:54.748 It didn't happen. 41:54.788 --> 41:55.669 My songs are lying. 41:55.829 --> 41:56.350 Okay, great. 41:56.370 --> 41:58.131 It's a tissue of lies. 41:58.812 --> 42:01.154 And somebody's texted in, by the way, talking about lies. 42:01.755 --> 42:03.156 I can't find it on the text thing. 42:03.496 --> 42:05.318 To say that you pronounce that bird. 42:05.558 --> 42:05.939 Avocet. 42:05.999 --> 42:06.539 Avocet. 42:08.241 --> 42:08.701 Avocet. 42:10.022 --> 42:12.163 the way I originally pronounced it. 42:12.203 --> 42:21.608 Speaking of corrections as well, Mark texted in earlier to say that the things, the business end of a fork, they are called tines, okay? 42:21.848 --> 42:23.969 Thanks, listeners, for correcting us as we go along. 42:23.989 --> 42:25.109 We love to be corrected. 42:25.149 --> 42:28.591 Yeah, it's important to get everything factually correct here in the Big British Castle. 42:28.611 --> 42:29.371 You could go to jail. 42:29.391 --> 42:34.514 Do you realize that everything that's broadcast by the Big British Castle is actually embroidered? 42:35.194 --> 42:37.515 on a big scroll by Fishwise. 42:37.715 --> 42:39.515 Yeah, the nation's favorite tapestry, it's called. 42:39.535 --> 42:42.315 Yeah, and it's stored, all shows are tapestrized. 42:42.415 --> 42:42.636 Yeah. 42:43.116 --> 42:46.756 Um, almost by a sort of tap, tap, tapographer. 42:47.156 --> 42:47.376 Yeah. 42:47.957 --> 42:49.397 Uh, and it's stored forever. 42:49.797 --> 42:51.077 So it's important to get things right. 42:51.297 --> 42:51.857 Yeah, exactly. 42:52.257 --> 42:54.778 The whole contents of this show right now are being woven. 42:55.198 --> 43:00.339 As we speak, now it's time to return to the BBC session from Baby Bird that we tried to play earlier on. 43:00.819 --> 43:02.199 Uh, now who's, whose show was this? 43:02.219 --> 43:03.300 Baby Bird, are you there now? 43:03.800 --> 43:04.780 Come in, Baby Bird. 43:05.180 --> 43:05.580 Which one? 43:05.720 --> 43:12.104 Oh, it was on Mark and Lard's, and I'm pretty sure I was listening to this as it went out on the 12th of December 1995. 43:12.364 --> 43:15.305 This is Baby Bird with Too Handsome to be Homeless. 43:17.306 --> 43:20.468 Adam's Pick of the BBC Archive 44:01.420 --> 44:25.971 We are not cool, we are not crazy We steal cars because we're lazy We are not risky, we are not bad We burn our houses just to make us sad I'm too handsome to be homeless 44:28.846 --> 44:42.105 I'm too handsome to be homeless I'm too handsome to be homeless I'm too handsome to be homeless 45:06.172 --> 45:30.659 We are not famous, we are not known We break into hotels just to feel at home We cannot read and we cannot write We make Audi cars then we set them alight I'm too handsome to be homeless 45:33.607 --> 45:46.113 I'm too handsome to be homeless I'm too handsome to be homeless I'm too handsome to be 17 46:11.244 --> 46:14.948 New to Saturday night. 46:15.128 --> 46:19.072 Introducing interesting new artists for putting great music online. 46:19.352 --> 46:21.314 Frankly, the more startling the better. 46:21.374 --> 46:26.119 Hopefully all the people have been crying out for us to play more adventurous music by unsigned bands. 46:26.199 --> 46:28.241 We'll be able to find something to like in every show. 46:29.955 --> 46:30.476 I'm a soul man. 46:58.823 --> 46:59.463 You're not a soul man. 46:59.683 --> 47:00.163 I am! 47:00.183 --> 47:01.083 No, you're not. 47:02.104 --> 47:03.064 Good film though, Soul Man. 47:03.164 --> 47:03.484 Lou Reed. 47:03.504 --> 47:04.124 Do you remember that? 47:04.184 --> 47:08.845 Yeah, Lou Reed did a reversioned version of that song for that film. 47:08.865 --> 47:10.325 Do you remember the Lou Reed's version? 47:10.706 --> 47:12.446 For the film Soul Man with C. Thomas Howell. 47:12.666 --> 47:12.786 Yeah. 47:12.806 --> 47:23.168 Which is a very politically incorrect film about a young white chap who changes the colour of his skin using dyeing products in order to get into a college on a bursary or something. 47:23.188 --> 47:26.709 A minorities bursary, yeah, to exploit a sort of minorities loophole. 47:26.729 --> 47:27.169 It's not good. 47:27.409 --> 47:29.010 No, but he gets his comeuppance, doesn't he? 47:29.110 --> 47:30.311 He's shamed, yeah. 47:30.992 --> 47:32.693 He's absolutely shamed, the guy. 47:33.314 --> 47:40.520 It's a little bit like, what's that film with Adam Sandler recently where they have to pretend to be gay in order to get some... I now pronounce you Chuck and Larry. 47:40.540 --> 47:41.521 There you go, yeah. 47:41.841 --> 47:50.048 It's the same sort of thing like straight, uh, white people sort of saying, oh, it's not fair, all the gays and minorities are getting all the breaks. 47:51.008 --> 47:51.769 It's kind of insane. 47:51.989 --> 48:02.159 So we've been running Text the Nation, our very important national survey that we do every Saturday morning here on BBC Six Music, and we've been asking our listeners what the stupidest thing they've ever done is. 48:02.380 --> 48:05.643 And it appears that all of our listeners are pretty stupid. 48:06.063 --> 48:06.704 Glad to hear it. 48:06.804 --> 48:07.965 Funny coincidence there. 48:08.546 --> 48:09.927 Um, heroes, are you ready for some? 48:10.247 --> 48:10.708 Yeah, go on then. 48:10.828 --> 48:12.169 This is from John Samuel. 48:12.890 --> 48:20.576 While I was at my first real girlfriend's house, I crept up behind her as she was washing up, put my hands on her breasts, and gave them a good squeeze. 48:21.377 --> 48:23.819 When she turned around it was not her, it was her mother. 48:24.199 --> 48:24.880 Bad one. 48:24.960 --> 48:26.921 We were not together for long after that. 48:27.342 --> 48:27.982 I'm sure. 48:28.603 --> 48:29.443 That's disastrous. 48:29.463 --> 48:29.804 Very good. 48:30.644 --> 48:32.226 That beggars belief though. 48:32.386 --> 48:33.547 What a lunatic. 48:34.407 --> 48:34.868 Sexy though. 48:35.068 --> 48:36.069 That is quite sexy. 48:36.129 --> 48:37.450 Something slightly sexy about that one. 48:37.470 --> 48:38.651 I bet you've thought about that since. 48:38.911 --> 48:39.571 Yeah. 48:39.671 --> 48:40.291 Here's another one. 48:42.192 --> 48:47.053 When I was very young, I flicked one of my testicles as hard as I could to see if it would hurt. 48:47.533 --> 48:48.414 I was nearly sick. 48:50.274 --> 48:51.174 Jamie in Birmingham. 48:51.214 --> 48:54.275 I like that because it's just no, there's no reason or context. 48:54.976 --> 48:56.316 It's just to see if it would hurt. 48:56.536 --> 48:59.657 He's obviously never been flicked in the shower by someone's towel. 49:00.657 --> 49:00.937 No. 49:01.137 --> 49:02.678 That's the same sort of situation. 49:02.698 --> 49:06.159 Sounds like a slightly homoerotic picture you're painting. 49:06.239 --> 49:06.779 You never got flicked. 49:07.439 --> 49:08.260 In the showers and at sports? 49:08.280 --> 49:10.542 I've never been flicked in the showers at sports. 49:10.722 --> 49:11.523 No, luckily. 49:12.103 --> 49:12.684 Here's another one. 49:13.104 --> 49:20.650 After watching Superman crush a piece of coal and produce a diamond, I believe that every lump of coal must contain a sparkling gem within. 49:21.411 --> 49:27.876 I proceeded to scrub some coal with my mum's toothbrush for hours and hours, desperately seeking the non-existent treasure inside. 49:27.916 --> 49:30.018 That's from Mari Hamilton in Morecambe. 49:30.398 --> 49:30.739 Wow. 49:30.899 --> 49:31.700 That's quite sweet. 49:31.960 --> 49:32.600 That is sweet. 49:32.740 --> 49:34.402 And I can totally understand where you're coming from. 49:35.002 --> 49:36.423 I thought the same sort of thing. 49:36.623 --> 49:40.506 When I was 11, this is from Ali in Burry Burry Burry. 49:40.986 --> 49:45.629 When I was 11, I swallowed the steel ball bearing from a screwball scramble game. 49:45.689 --> 49:46.430 I guess that's a game. 49:46.450 --> 49:47.591 Do you remember screwball scramble? 49:47.811 --> 49:48.491 Can't say I do. 49:48.671 --> 49:49.092 Anyway, he was 11. 49:49.432 --> 49:50.753 He swallows the steel ball. 49:51.153 --> 49:54.535 My mother made me poo it into a potty to check that it came out. 49:54.936 --> 49:55.296 It did. 49:55.756 --> 50:01.180 It was bleached and said ball still rattles around in the game in its own tarnished way. 50:01.860 --> 50:04.202 They still play with the same 50:06.843 --> 50:18.087 That's nice, isn't it? 50:18.748 --> 50:21.349 Tumbling Dice by The Rolling Stones. 50:21.389 --> 50:24.330 This is Adam and Jo here on BBC's Six Music. 50:25.390 --> 50:31.793 Now this week, Adam and listeners, I believe I saved the capital from a terrible terrorist incident. 50:32.333 --> 50:57.806 did you yeah i was on the underground yeah i was reading steven king's the mist right i was deeply engrossed in the tentacle horror when uh suddenly i realized that the people sitting around me were staring in in my direction and i looked to my right i was right next to the glass petition on the on the underground yeah i looked to my right there was a brown uh briefcase lying in the middle of the floor 50:58.386 --> 51:02.269 Utterly unattended and it looks exactly like an image. 51:02.289 --> 51:04.310 They might put on a warning poster, right? 51:04.970 --> 51:11.374 It looked as if it was packed full of badness Yeah, so everyone was looking at it nervously and across the way. 51:11.455 --> 51:16.978 There was a kind of Portuguese man Spanish man I'm handsome. 51:17.298 --> 51:18.059 He was handsome. 51:18.379 --> 51:19.660 So already it's like a fill. 51:20.000 --> 51:21.501 Mm-hmm with two sexy men and 51:21.741 --> 51:21.901 Yeah. 51:21.981 --> 51:23.422 And he had a beautiful girlfriend. 51:23.462 --> 51:24.162 She was sexy. 51:24.282 --> 51:25.943 It was all very sexy and exciting. 51:26.203 --> 51:29.825 It was like the Bourne... It was like the Bourne Ibrembussy. 51:30.125 --> 51:30.345 Yeah. 51:31.126 --> 51:33.287 And he stands up. 51:33.387 --> 51:33.927 I stand up. 51:34.167 --> 51:36.468 We approach the unidentified unattended bag. 51:37.388 --> 51:40.590 He starts touching it with his foot to see how heavy it is. 51:40.750 --> 51:41.550 Not kicking it though. 51:41.590 --> 51:41.851 No, no. 51:41.911 --> 51:43.792 Everybody starts going, no, don't do that. 51:43.812 --> 51:44.652 Don't touch the bomb bag. 51:44.852 --> 51:46.193 Don't touch the bomb bag. 51:48.074 --> 51:50.215 But then what happens? 51:50.555 --> 51:50.915 Is this? 51:51.764 --> 51:53.205 I decide to go and tell the driver. 51:53.385 --> 51:53.826 We stop. 51:54.066 --> 51:57.289 Basically, we discuss pressing the red button and stopping the train in the tunnel. 51:57.909 --> 52:01.772 But we think, no, you know, if there was smoke coming from it, if it was ticking, maybe we do that. 52:01.812 --> 52:03.654 No, we'll wait for the train to get to the next station. 52:04.174 --> 52:05.355 So we get to the next station. 52:05.375 --> 52:06.456 Very British. 52:06.716 --> 52:07.217 Very British. 52:07.677 --> 52:09.859 I run up the whole length of the train, right? 52:10.259 --> 52:12.701 Because the unattended bag is in the very rear carriage. 52:13.141 --> 52:14.723 I run the entire length of the train. 52:15.483 --> 52:17.905 I'm sexy my jackets billowing behind me. 52:17.946 --> 52:20.708 Yeah Can you imagine the other people on the tube? 52:20.868 --> 52:21.348 What's happening? 52:21.509 --> 52:25.152 Who's that? 52:26.273 --> 52:29.876 The train I knock on the window of the driver's compartment. 52:30.196 --> 52:37.823 He's a studious looking driver He's got round John Lennon glasses slightly gray hair quite thin and looks like he takes his job very seriously. 52:38.003 --> 52:39.925 Yeah What's the murder sir? 52:40.545 --> 52:40.765 I say 52:45.289 --> 52:52.074 There's an unattended bag in the second or third carriage, I'm not sure, from the rear of the train. 52:53.375 --> 52:54.196 We don't know what to do. 52:54.436 --> 52:55.537 Suddenly I look behind me. 52:55.957 --> 52:59.240 The foreign, the Spanish man, he's sexy. 52:59.600 --> 53:01.641 He's wearing like a leather jacket. 53:01.681 --> 53:04.063 You can't see it from this distance, but I'm just giving you more detail. 53:04.324 --> 53:07.746 He's wearing a leather jacket with motorbike logos on it. 53:08.126 --> 53:09.708 You know, that's how sexy he is. 53:10.088 --> 53:11.889 He's waving at me from the other end of the train. 53:12.210 --> 53:12.650 He's shouting, 53:12.870 --> 53:13.510 It's fine! 53:13.831 --> 53:14.811 It's fine! 53:14.831 --> 53:15.632 Like this. 53:15.872 --> 53:16.212 What, what? 53:16.252 --> 53:20.134 And so I say to the driver, it might be fine, but I'm just going to go and check. 53:20.214 --> 53:21.615 It's not the bomb bag! 53:22.135 --> 53:24.136 If it is fine, I'll wave at you. 53:24.296 --> 53:25.097 Driver said, OK. 53:26.077 --> 53:27.898 Everyone on the train is wondering what the holdup is. 53:28.138 --> 53:30.420 I run right back down the entire length of the train. 53:30.820 --> 53:31.560 Still sexy. 53:31.920 --> 53:34.022 A tiny bit more sexy because I'm sweating now. 53:34.642 --> 53:35.282 It's exciting. 53:35.682 --> 53:36.843 And I get back to the carriage. 53:37.063 --> 53:37.844 The bomb bag's gone. 53:38.504 --> 53:39.885 It was just a man's bag. 53:40.506 --> 53:44.258 And he'd left it, and while I'd been talking to the driver, he'd come back and got it. 53:44.921 --> 53:46.122 Sorry, left my bag. 53:46.663 --> 53:47.663 Bye, bye. 53:48.184 --> 53:49.085 Gone off with the bag. 53:49.225 --> 53:49.585 Wow. 53:49.665 --> 53:51.827 So the Brazilian man goes, it's fine, it's just it. 53:51.867 --> 53:52.407 He's Brazilian. 53:52.447 --> 53:54.089 Brazilian, I don't know, that's just topical, isn't it? 53:54.369 --> 53:56.130 He's, he's, he's Portuguese or something. 53:56.391 --> 53:58.332 He goes, it's fine, the man came, followed the bag. 53:58.352 --> 53:59.333 He doesn't speak like that. 53:59.513 --> 54:01.375 I'm exaggerating it, this is the movie version. 54:01.755 --> 54:02.836 And come for a bag, it's fine. 54:03.677 --> 54:10.342 Uh, so I smile, we sit down, the best thing that happens though, the train pulls away, the best thing that happens is the, the guard comes over the Tanoi. 54:11.417 --> 54:13.958 Thanks a lot, guys, for helping me out. 54:14.358 --> 54:15.019 No. 54:15.279 --> 54:16.359 Like in an action film. 54:16.439 --> 54:17.060 God props. 54:17.080 --> 54:17.340 Yeah. 54:17.720 --> 54:19.041 Thanks a lot, guys, for helping us out. 54:19.121 --> 54:20.301 Community spirit. 54:20.541 --> 54:21.522 The rest of the train is like, who? 54:21.962 --> 54:22.182 What? 54:22.462 --> 54:22.662 Who? 54:22.922 --> 54:24.683 Me and the guy, we look at each other. 54:24.763 --> 54:33.007 If it had been a film, and it had been a bomb, and more exciting things had happened, I think he would have probably got offed in the action. 54:33.227 --> 54:33.427 Right. 54:33.468 --> 54:34.968 And I would have copped off with his girlfriend. 54:34.988 --> 54:35.989 With his girlfriend, yeah. 54:36.009 --> 54:38.470 You would have consoled her in her grief, and then eventually... Exactly. 54:38.510 --> 54:39.190 We would have kissed. 54:39.230 --> 54:39.911 You would have had his love. 54:39.931 --> 54:40.411 Maybe at the end. 54:40.931 --> 54:41.131 Yeah. 54:41.151 --> 54:42.613 That's a very moving story, man. 54:42.753 --> 54:48.158 Well, that's a positive little tale of working together in the face of terrorism. 54:48.418 --> 54:54.323 I've got a story that isn't quite so positive about the effects of terrorism and the current climate of fear. 54:54.343 --> 54:56.005 Shall we have some music first, maybe? 54:56.025 --> 54:58.787 Yes, let's hear from Adele right now with Hometown Glory. 55:01.049 --> 55:04.192 Oh, my world, yeah. 55:09.255 --> 55:09.916 That's Adele. 55:10.136 --> 55:10.577 She's only 19. 55:11.658 --> 55:13.400 Born in Tottenham and raised in Brixton. 55:13.821 --> 55:15.322 And that's her debut single. 55:15.363 --> 55:18.606 She's been songwriting and playing guitar since she was 14. 55:19.427 --> 55:22.031 And uh, sounds a little bit like Winehouse. 55:22.051 --> 55:22.331 75 years. 55:23.853 --> 55:25.255 You're not impressed by that. 55:25.335 --> 55:25.575 Nah. 55:25.915 --> 55:26.035 Nah. 55:26.656 --> 55:31.963 If she was, like, doing it since she was... If she had her first hit single at six, that would impress me. 55:32.183 --> 55:35.046 That would be a little more impressive, but as it is... These days you're over the hill at six. 55:35.126 --> 55:35.567 Exactly. 55:35.687 --> 55:36.348 Nineteen. 55:36.468 --> 55:37.529 Simon Cowell isn't interested. 55:37.549 --> 55:39.972 You've got to give up, man, if you haven't hit by the time you're seventeen. 55:39.992 --> 55:40.653 It's all over. 55:40.673 --> 55:41.534 You are past it, brother. 55:41.554 --> 55:44.177 Hey, guess who's doing the new Orange advert? 55:45.738 --> 55:46.879 Umm, you. 55:47.439 --> 55:47.639 No. 55:47.799 --> 55:48.659 Macaulay Culkin. 55:48.739 --> 55:49.239 Culkin? 55:49.359 --> 55:49.820 Culkin. 55:49.920 --> 55:50.420 I'm glad. 55:51.060 --> 55:54.461 Well, Adam and I like to monitor which stars do the Orange Cinema adverts. 55:55.261 --> 55:57.082 Oh, right with, um, yes. 55:57.422 --> 55:58.562 With Steve's first and everyone. 55:58.582 --> 56:01.383 Sort of like watching Lemmings run off a cliff. 56:01.904 --> 56:02.164 Yeah. 56:02.284 --> 56:03.344 And does he acquit himself? 56:03.864 --> 56:04.544 I haven't seen it. 56:05.565 --> 56:06.305 I'll look out for that one. 56:06.565 --> 56:12.428 Anyway, before that track, I was telling you my action-packed saving London from a terrible incident story. 56:12.448 --> 56:15.029 No, I got a little bit of a burp. 56:17.430 --> 56:18.151 Adam, what was your one? 56:18.971 --> 56:24.574 Well, I was doing a little bit of filming for this pilot I'm doing for the BBC. 56:25.594 --> 56:29.858 And it was a hilarious character that I was doing out in the street. 56:29.878 --> 56:42.329 I was basically doing a spoof of those chaps with megaphones who preach tediously for Jesus on the street corners of the West End and all around London, basically, saying things like... And other major cities around the British Isles. 56:42.529 --> 56:43.170 Yes, of course. 56:43.670 --> 56:46.293 You know, there's one guy in particular who says things like... 56:46.593 --> 56:50.037 I don't believe in all this lying, gossiping and sinning that people do. 56:50.077 --> 56:56.124 I mean, it's a waste of your life to use your words to go around swearing at people and using filthy language out of your mouth. 56:56.184 --> 56:57.726 Don't be a sinner when you can be a winner! 56:57.846 --> 56:58.647 That's his name's Phil. 56:58.788 --> 56:59.609 That kind of thing, yeah. 56:59.629 --> 57:00.670 It's quite a famous character. 57:00.710 --> 57:01.591 He's not around at the moment. 57:01.611 --> 57:02.692 He's on holiday, I think, Phil. 57:03.613 --> 57:08.137 Anyway, my version was a very pathetic, uh, satanic preacher, right? 57:08.237 --> 57:10.659 It was quite an obvious little joke to do. 57:10.679 --> 57:12.621 And, uh... What preaching evil? 57:12.981 --> 57:17.605 He's, yeah, but he was, like, really pathetic, you know, and he's basically preaching on behalf of Satan. 57:17.765 --> 57:18.045 Right. 57:18.085 --> 57:20.868 Trying to get you on board for the, uh, for the dark side. 57:21.448 --> 57:27.453 And, you know, this character I was doing had a sort of, uh, antipodean accent, little skidding around from New Zealand to Australia. 57:28.374 --> 57:29.074 A home of evil. 57:29.354 --> 57:39.458 Right, and I was wearing a wig and a moustache and a bandana and I looked a little bit like a sort of fatter version of Ron Covick from Born on the 4th of July. 57:39.478 --> 57:41.118 Fatter, even fatter. 57:41.698 --> 57:49.641 Yeah, and I and anyway so and I was seeing things like if you're lazy you might consider working for Satan. 57:50.161 --> 57:56.403 Just remember stick with Satan because the hours are great and so are the perks so don't be jerks and don't go to works. 57:57.063 --> 57:57.944 Things like that, right? 57:58.324 --> 58:01.526 It was pretty ineffectual, that was the point of the thing, it was supposed to be pathetic. 58:02.547 --> 58:17.518 Anyway, after a while, I was approached by Eros, not by, I wasn't actually approached by Eros, I was stood by Eros in the statue, Piccadilly Circus, yeah, in the heart of London Town, and I was approached by a community police officer. 58:18.058 --> 58:19.719 Right, have you ever come across these guys before? 58:19.739 --> 58:22.001 How long have community police officers been around now? 58:22.021 --> 58:22.601 A few years. 58:22.621 --> 58:23.201 What does he say? 58:23.702 --> 58:27.824 This guy comes up to me and he asked me to turn off my little speaker. 58:27.844 --> 58:29.345 And it was a very small speaker that I had. 58:29.425 --> 58:32.267 Not nearly as loud as these guys with the massive megaphones. 58:33.288 --> 58:40.573 And he told me in no uncertain terms that I was violating anti-terror laws by preaching hate. 58:41.453 --> 58:42.534 It's illegal to preach hate. 58:42.794 --> 58:44.014 And I said, what do you mean, mate? 58:44.074 --> 58:46.895 And I carried on with the Australian accent, because I was being filmed at the time. 58:47.496 --> 58:51.857 So I thought, you know, staying in character... It's quite good for the show, quite good footage. 58:52.397 --> 58:54.198 So I said, what do you mean, preaching hate? 58:54.518 --> 58:56.679 He's like, well, you're talking about Satan, talking about Satan. 58:56.699 --> 59:01.020 I was like, yeah, but you know, I'm just, I'm not saying anything like, you got to go out and kill people. 59:01.040 --> 59:06.582 I'm just saying, you know, if you got with Satan a little bit, you might not have to work so hard, you know, just slack off a bit. 59:06.702 --> 59:07.963 That's what Satan stands for. 59:08.783 --> 59:10.304 And anyway, this guy was having none of it. 59:10.685 --> 59:11.545 And I said, who am I? 59:11.785 --> 59:14.868 He said, well, it's offensive and you're violating anti-terror laws. 59:14.988 --> 59:16.569 I said, come on, who am I offending, mate? 59:17.230 --> 59:20.532 And he said, you're offending me because I'm a staunch Roman Catholic. 59:21.433 --> 59:23.594 And so I said, you know, what's... 59:24.395 --> 59:52.735 that's not your mandate is it as a community police officer to go around arresting people or threatening to arrest people who are offending you personally just because of your religious views this you know what happened to free speech it's outrageous anyway so he was sort of a little bit unsettled by that because i think it's a fair point you know what i mean what happened in the end arrested uh almost arrested and i was and then he started getting upset about my mustache he's saying is that a fake mustache that is illegal and i well i said uh i said yeah it might be 59:53.315 --> 59:57.698 And, because it was clearly a fake moustache, and he said, I said, what's the problem with that? 59:58.019 --> 01:00:01.041 And he said, that's a subversive terrorist behaviour. 01:00:01.561 --> 01:00:03.603 That's the kind of thing that terrorists do. 01:00:03.983 --> 01:00:05.624 And I said, you're joking, aren't you? 01:00:05.684 --> 01:00:06.805 Come on, do me a favour. 01:00:07.426 --> 01:00:09.487 And then he said, right, I'm going to arrest you. 01:00:09.868 --> 01:00:11.189 And I said, no, you can't. 01:00:11.409 --> 01:00:17.033 And at that point I started getting a bit freaked out, right, because I was working, I'm doing this pilot for the Big British Castle. 01:00:17.373 --> 01:00:19.774 And it's a sensitive time for everybody in the castle. 01:00:20.314 --> 01:00:24.355 And I was thinking, oh man, if I really get arrested by this guy, it's not going to be good. 01:00:24.375 --> 01:00:26.096 That's it, it's curtains for Bucko's TV career. 01:00:26.176 --> 01:00:26.616 Exactly. 01:00:26.856 --> 01:00:28.317 So he said, give us your name. 01:00:28.417 --> 01:00:33.619 And at that point, like any self-respecting subversive anti-authoritarian... You just said Ronald Smudge. 01:00:33.719 --> 01:00:34.159 Exactly. 01:00:34.279 --> 01:00:36.980 Ronald Smudge, or Andy Peters, or Richard Bacon, or whatever. 01:00:37.620 --> 01:00:39.962 I just gave him my real name immediately! 01:00:39.982 --> 01:00:40.982 That's sensible, man. 01:00:41.002 --> 01:00:41.703 That's quite right. 01:00:41.803 --> 01:00:43.764 I know, but it's a bit spineless, isn't it? 01:00:44.825 --> 01:00:48.487 So I showed my true lily-livered colours just to get out of a tight spot there. 01:00:49.408 --> 01:00:52.530 Also, in the process, kind of ruining the piece that I was doing. 01:00:53.090 --> 01:00:58.272 But, um, man, it was, it was tough and I must say I felt pretty outraged. 01:00:58.312 --> 01:00:58.572 Really? 01:00:58.712 --> 01:01:00.013 Well, shall I tell you a couple of things? 01:01:00.093 --> 01:01:00.273 Yeah. 01:01:00.473 --> 01:01:01.274 I'm Roman Catholic. 01:01:01.294 --> 01:01:01.694 I hear you. 01:01:01.974 --> 01:01:03.134 And you've insulted me. 01:01:03.334 --> 01:01:03.675 Really? 01:01:04.015 --> 01:01:05.235 And my brother's a policeman. 01:01:05.395 --> 01:01:05.535 Yeah. 01:01:05.916 --> 01:01:07.676 And I'm going to make him arrest you. 01:01:07.936 --> 01:01:08.557 Okay, fair enough. 01:01:08.577 --> 01:01:10.658 Because I agree with that community policeman. 01:01:10.958 --> 01:01:13.679 So let's see what Phoenix, the band Phoenix have to say about it. 01:01:16.700 --> 01:01:38.785 that was phoenix with everything is everything uh yeah that was one of my picks very nice tour yeah thanks they are french they're from france they're from france i like it the least thing he goes out i didn't know if he did it goes that but for well he goes out with scarlet your handful no he does not mate he goes out with uh sophia copla sophia copla yes what i meant 01:01:39.585 --> 01:01:47.568 Now we are asking you to text us about some of the stupidest things you've ever done You know having told that story about my abuse of my right to free speech there in a way I feel as if my little 01:02:04.116 --> 01:02:09.302 You know satanic preacher stunt was was quite stupid, but still here's a stupid thing from will in Edinburgh. 01:02:09.522 --> 01:02:12.005 He says One hungover morning. 01:02:12.385 --> 01:02:20.455 I decided it might be a giggle to stick a pair of small fishing lights Up my nose using little magnets fishing lights fishing. 01:02:20.635 --> 01:02:21.296 Oh, sorry 01:02:22.017 --> 01:02:45.022 flashing lights you might have fishing lights some people use some fishermen use lights to attract deep sea fish yeah yeah yeah all right stay willing lights flashing lights onto my nose using little magnets I put up my nostrils that's a good idea none of my poor poor company was amused at this wacky behavior so I took them off at the same time causing the little magnets to clip together either side of my septum 01:02:45.523 --> 01:02:47.606 Oh, I tried many, many things to get them out. 01:02:47.626 --> 01:02:51.952 Fingers, skewers, sneezing, other magnets, but none availed. 01:02:52.353 --> 01:02:56.579 So I had to make the A&E trip of shame and ask the kind-less receptionist. 01:02:56.879 --> 01:02:57.120 Hi. 01:02:57.660 --> 01:02:59.764 Oh, I've got some magnets up my nose. 01:02:59.784 --> 01:03:00.224 Can you help? 01:03:00.805 --> 01:03:08.650 They did, it wasn't pretty, the doctor decided to get as many students, nurses, janitors, and passers-by to come and watch this stupid idiot having them scraped out of his nose. 01:03:09.011 --> 01:03:09.551 Oh dear. 01:03:09.631 --> 01:03:10.352 Nice one, Will. 01:03:10.672 --> 01:03:14.815 Here's one from a very silly Peter Green in Seward's End, Safran Walden. 01:03:15.215 --> 01:03:22.280 I once stayed in all weekend because the antibiotics I was taking came with a warning that said, do not expose to direct sunlight. 01:03:23.729 --> 01:03:25.852 My girlfriend came to visit me on the Sunday evening. 01:03:25.892 --> 01:03:29.657 She explained the warning applied to the tablets and not to me. 01:03:30.338 --> 01:03:32.020 Well, I want to know how old he was. 01:03:32.040 --> 01:03:34.123 He must have been pretty old when he was 73. 01:03:35.925 --> 01:03:37.788 Dear Adam and Jo, this is from Chris from Oxford. 01:03:38.829 --> 01:03:43.593 When I was younger, I was given the very cool goldfinger Aston Martin, the James Bond toy car. 01:03:44.013 --> 01:03:52.340 I guess he means, with the press of a button, you could make the machine guns pop out, raise the bulletproof screen, and shoot a small plastic man out of the ejector seat. 01:03:52.440 --> 01:03:52.941 I remember that. 01:03:53.101 --> 01:03:58.125 For some reason, I thought it was the logical next step to insert the little plastic blue man up my nose. 01:03:58.185 --> 01:04:04.350 This is a themed, like a nose-themed stupidity section, where it remained lodged for an entire Sunday much to my mother's distress. 01:04:05.151 --> 01:04:08.814 It's scary when you put things, it's a terrible idea to put anything up your nose. 01:04:09.215 --> 01:04:12.277 I stuffed my nose full of lavender leaves when I was a kid. 01:04:12.798 --> 01:04:14.039 Because they smelled so nice. 01:04:14.259 --> 01:04:16.000 I wanted to really smell them good. 01:04:16.281 --> 01:04:17.742 I want non-stop potpourri. 01:04:17.782 --> 01:04:20.524 So I stuffed them all the way up there and they wouldn't come out. 01:04:20.544 --> 01:04:20.925 Potpourri. 01:04:20.945 --> 01:04:22.026 But eventually they decomposed. 01:04:22.326 --> 01:04:23.187 Yeah, that's awful. 01:04:23.247 --> 01:04:25.529 Now you've got to be really careful because things can easily 01:04:26.229 --> 01:04:28.470 disappear up there and then you're really stuffed. 01:04:28.510 --> 01:04:35.852 It's like that's why that scene in Total Recall where Arnold Schwarzenegger is trying to retrieve the little bugging device up in his nose. 01:04:35.872 --> 01:04:36.312 Do you remember that? 01:04:36.572 --> 01:04:37.232 All up in his nose. 01:04:37.272 --> 01:04:42.634 He's got a machine and it's a little robot arm and it goes in there and it grabs the thing and it pulls it out his nose. 01:04:43.934 --> 01:04:46.496 It's a good moment from the... Are we gonna have music? 01:04:47.737 --> 01:04:48.737 We got a trail first though. 01:04:48.777 --> 01:04:49.278 Oh, a trail. 01:04:49.298 --> 01:04:54.141 Here's a trail for an exciting upcoming program here on the BBC. 01:04:54.501 --> 01:04:56.442 The new sound of 6. 01:04:56.622 --> 01:05:01.145 BBC 6 music. 01:05:01.686 --> 01:05:03.927 That's Reverend and the Makers with Open Your Window. 01:05:03.967 --> 01:05:05.508 This is Adam and Joel on 6 Music. 01:05:05.989 --> 01:05:09.331 It's 6 minutes past 11 on Saturday morning. 01:05:09.511 --> 01:05:12.593 And it's time for Song Wars. 01:05:18.303 --> 01:05:45.988 Yeah, I was I was gonna say as well In case anyone wanted to know what the track we played before that was it was the mayor of simpleton by XTC good stuff the wonderful song Yeah, and yeah, it's time for a song wars update right now The theme for song wars this week was suggested to us by a listener Yeah, the listener who suggested this was Daniel from Durham who sent us the following email during last week's show quote 01:05:46.568 --> 01:05:49.650 I've got a great idea for the theme for next week's Song Wars. 01:05:50.230 --> 01:05:52.511 You could do songs about taking public transport. 01:05:53.132 --> 01:05:55.153 Imagine all the emotions that can be described. 01:05:55.653 --> 01:05:56.934 Awkward shuffling on a bus. 01:05:57.334 --> 01:06:00.856 Being annoyed by someone's mobile on the underground, and so on. 01:06:01.416 --> 01:06:02.317 You love it, don't you? 01:06:02.357 --> 01:06:03.357 Yeah, it's great. 01:06:04.438 --> 01:06:05.498 Daniel from Durham. 01:06:05.839 --> 01:06:07.159 Daniel, thank you for that email. 01:06:07.279 --> 01:06:09.881 It was a brilliant suggestion, and we've acted upon it. 01:06:10.501 --> 01:06:14.944 Yeah, and the two songs are up for your voltage this morning. 01:06:15.084 --> 01:06:18.167 And we've both gone for sort of bus experiences that way. 01:06:18.187 --> 01:06:18.727 No, no. 01:06:19.167 --> 01:06:20.068 Are you not on the bus? 01:06:20.088 --> 01:06:27.654 No, my song deals with a broader range of public transport, Adam, which cannot be represented by the short excerpt Jude has chosen. 01:06:28.414 --> 01:06:29.595 Oh, right. 01:06:29.915 --> 01:06:31.396 These are merely clips you're hearing. 01:06:31.416 --> 01:06:32.077 These are clips. 01:06:32.157 --> 01:06:35.940 These are these are pegs through the keyhole of the song. 01:06:36.520 --> 01:06:42.283 Um, and if you, well, we'll hear both songs in their entirety, uh, as, as the last thing songs. 01:06:42.544 --> 01:06:43.824 Yeah, we're going to hear both songs. 01:06:44.305 --> 01:06:50.388 It's a question of who actually is voted for as the best, you know, we're talking it up week on week. 01:06:50.488 --> 01:06:53.050 This is a, this is a kind of, you're judging these things on quality. 01:06:53.390 --> 01:06:53.630 Yeah. 01:06:53.690 --> 01:06:53.870 Yeah. 01:06:53.910 --> 01:06:54.130 Yeah. 01:06:54.170 --> 01:06:57.372 They both get played, but one for shame and one for glory. 01:06:57.572 --> 01:06:57.892 Exactly. 01:06:57.912 --> 01:07:00.094 So here are the two clips, which clip is first. 01:07:00.854 --> 01:07:21.106 uh let's hear my clip first let's hear joe's this time joe's song wait this is a ben paul's five uh chas and dave style exploration of product transport yeah here it is nine thirty on the one three three sockets are throwing chips and causing messery i stand up to 01:07:27.169 --> 01:07:29.090 It's got a touch of sort of high school musical. 01:07:29.110 --> 01:07:30.950 It's kind of uplifting. 01:07:30.990 --> 01:07:32.010 The kids are going to love it. 01:07:32.330 --> 01:07:34.351 Right, right, right. 01:07:34.431 --> 01:07:35.751 So that's Joe's song. 01:07:35.771 --> 01:07:43.113 If you want to hear that one in its fullness, then text JOE to 64046. 01:07:44.193 --> 01:07:46.493 And now, this is my track. 01:07:46.533 --> 01:07:49.634 This is Scallywag with tiny mobile speakers. 01:07:49.654 --> 01:07:50.834 Here's a little extract for you. 01:07:51.034 --> 01:07:54.015 My mobile comes with tiny speakers, innit? 01:07:58.993 --> 01:08:10.051 Everyone will be impressed Because my speakers is the best They pass the tiny speaker test Set by my main nephew 01:08:11.465 --> 01:08:16.147 Now, through my headphones, that doesn't sound as stereorific as it did when I was mixing it. 01:08:16.167 --> 01:08:16.707 Sounds good, man. 01:08:16.927 --> 01:08:26.831 But we should remind you that you can hear these songs after the show today on the website, and of course you can listen again to the entire show, this week's show that is. 01:08:27.231 --> 01:08:29.812 And you can also hear last week's songs, can't you? 01:08:30.473 --> 01:08:32.334 Last week's entries for song wars... Really? 01:08:32.374 --> 01:08:33.934 But they're being banked for songs. 01:08:34.734 --> 01:08:34.895 Yeah. 01:08:34.915 --> 01:08:36.015 They're going to be worthless. 01:08:36.055 --> 01:08:38.156 We were thinking of releasing an album, but now. 01:08:38.777 --> 01:08:42.599 We're going to remove them after a couple of weeks or whatever. 01:08:42.679 --> 01:08:46.821 Hey, and here's the number if you want to hear Adam's song in full text. 01:08:46.941 --> 01:08:47.181 Adam? 01:08:47.381 --> 01:08:48.722 We're going to hear both in full. 01:08:49.162 --> 01:08:50.222 Come on, that just makes a nonsense. 01:08:50.262 --> 01:08:51.103 Let's just pretend. 01:08:51.663 --> 01:08:52.583 What's the point of pretending? 01:08:54.204 --> 01:08:56.105 No, because they're voting for which one is best. 01:08:56.185 --> 01:08:56.465 Oh, right. 01:08:56.845 --> 01:08:58.846 If you think it's sorry, you're quite right. 01:08:59.086 --> 01:09:01.807 If you think Addams is the best, text ADD to 64046. 01:09:02.628 --> 01:09:04.529 And we've been very mature about the songs this week. 01:09:04.569 --> 01:09:10.011 Last week there was some childish squabbling and competitiveness that lowered the tone of the show. 01:09:10.031 --> 01:09:13.393 I don't think people have any conception of quite how competitive we are. 01:09:14.273 --> 01:09:23.924 I think they think that it's like a joke and we're always laughing about it but they they don't realize it's quite deadly serious and it could ruin pretty much anyone's day. 01:09:23.944 --> 01:09:24.665 It's not for me. 01:09:25.847 --> 01:09:27.188 It is mostly for you. 01:09:27.368 --> 01:09:27.729 It's not. 01:09:27.749 --> 01:09:29.431 It's really, I'm really chilled about it. 01:09:32.193 --> 01:09:33.034 Let's have some music. 01:09:33.054 --> 01:09:33.635 I want to win! 01:09:34.135 --> 01:09:35.456 This is a track that I chose for you. 01:09:35.476 --> 01:09:36.877 This is Dear Hoof. 01:09:36.917 --> 01:09:46.684 It's an amazingly strange band that I actually first saw at All Tomorrow's Parties, which is a great sort of indie weirdo festival that happens at Canva Sands. 01:09:47.284 --> 01:09:51.647 And I saw this band, and to be honest with you, they weren't that good. 01:09:51.727 --> 01:09:54.929 But still, they were so interesting that I went and checked out their album. 01:09:55.090 --> 01:09:58.272 And their most recent one, which is called Friend Opportunity, 01:09:58.953 --> 01:10:00.535 It's got some amazing stuff on it. 01:10:00.555 --> 01:10:01.257 I hope you like this. 01:10:01.337 --> 01:10:03.441 It's quite odd and it's called plus 81 by deer hoof 01:10:20.282 --> 01:10:22.285 Choo-choo-choo-choo. 01:10:23.106 --> 01:10:23.827 That was good, man. 01:10:23.887 --> 01:10:25.669 That was very peculiar. 01:10:25.689 --> 01:10:31.456 It sounds like the kind of music that you might have to listen to a few times to understand its structure, and that might be really good. 01:10:32.377 --> 01:10:33.058 It's strange. 01:10:33.319 --> 01:10:35.601 And, you know, I've been enjoying them very much. 01:10:35.621 --> 01:10:37.364 There's good stuff on all their albums. 01:10:37.404 --> 01:10:38.085 That's Dear Hoof. 01:10:38.145 --> 01:10:38.926 Do you know who liked it? 01:10:39.346 --> 01:10:39.506 Who? 01:10:39.746 --> 01:10:40.146 Gordon. 01:10:40.467 --> 01:10:41.067 Thanks, Gordon. 01:10:41.107 --> 01:10:41.567 Glad you liked it. 01:10:41.587 --> 01:10:43.068 Takes it in saying thanks for the Dear Hoof. 01:10:43.408 --> 01:10:45.228 First really good song of the day. 01:10:45.369 --> 01:10:47.790 Friend Opportunity is the name of the album, Gordon. 01:10:47.810 --> 01:10:48.830 I'm sure you'll enjoy it. 01:10:49.270 --> 01:10:56.973 And, uh... The Fiery Furnaces are another band I've been listening to a lot recently who are not totally dissimilar in spirit, you know what I mean? 01:10:57.033 --> 01:10:59.594 Like Soundwise, obviously, a different Kettler Cod. 01:10:59.914 --> 01:11:08.238 In fact, maybe we can dig out a Fiery Furnaces session track if there is such a thing for some point. 01:11:08.766 --> 01:11:23.626 anyway um let's let's have a couple more texts right now from from the world of the stupid text says adam assuming i've got some prepared you know any new bucket let me just read out one from joe's list that we that we haven't had so far this is one of our stupid things 01:11:23.666 --> 01:11:41.222 We've done this is stupidest things that we've ever done And now this this is one that I can relate to because I've done this many times Moved my entire bedroom after 15 years in my house slept there for one night didn't like it moved it all back the next day So where did you move it all to just the next door room when I was about 15? 01:11:41.342 --> 01:11:44.565 I'd slept in the same room in my mom and dad's house for my whole life. 01:11:45.065 --> 01:11:48.088 I decided I was bored of it and I move it and 01:11:48.488 --> 01:12:16.351 I had quite a lot of furniture, so single-handedly I moved it onto the floor below, the room beside my mum and dad's bedroom, the shelves, the bed, the desk, the computer, the stereo, every single poster, every book, video, all the toys, games, stuffed toys, everything, all the way down, moved everything out of that room back into my room, arranged it, all the furniture, all the stuff I detailed before, took all day, spent one night in the new room, then realised my mum and dad could hear everything I was doing. 01:12:17.091 --> 01:12:18.812 They could hear me listening to pipes of peace. 01:12:19.993 --> 01:12:22.374 They could hear me enjoying myself late at night. 01:12:22.614 --> 01:12:23.535 With the frog chorus. 01:12:23.555 --> 01:12:24.595 With the frog chorus. 01:12:25.156 --> 01:12:26.496 It wasn't with the frog chorus. 01:12:27.057 --> 01:12:27.997 Well, sort of was. 01:12:29.398 --> 01:12:30.999 And so I thought this is a bad idea. 01:12:31.019 --> 01:12:34.501 The next day they went to lunch with someone in the countryside or something. 01:12:34.821 --> 01:12:37.903 When they came back, I single-handedly re-swapped. 01:12:38.203 --> 01:12:40.246 What made you think it was a good idea to move in the first place? 01:12:40.266 --> 01:12:41.227 I just wanted a change of scene. 01:12:41.247 --> 01:12:41.727 Change of scene. 01:12:41.747 --> 01:12:43.750 Was it a bigger room that... Next to your parents? 01:12:43.770 --> 01:12:44.470 I was grown up. 01:12:44.530 --> 01:12:44.691 I was 15. 01:12:44.811 --> 01:12:46.973 I deserved to be on the grown up floor. 01:12:47.234 --> 01:12:47.634 Right. 01:12:47.654 --> 01:12:48.695 Not on the kiddie floor anymore. 01:12:48.715 --> 01:12:49.156 I was wrong. 01:12:49.516 --> 01:12:51.218 Here's another thing that's on Joe's list. 01:12:51.619 --> 01:12:53.441 Jumped down the stairs blindfolded. 01:12:53.841 --> 01:12:55.924 Rushed to hospital in an ambulance. 01:12:56.444 --> 01:12:57.746 Felt fine halfway there. 01:12:58.536 --> 01:13:03.142 Yeah, I was impressing childhood friends by jumping downstairs blindfolding onto Matt's. 01:13:03.302 --> 01:13:04.483 Yeah, I hit my back. 01:13:04.904 --> 01:13:05.805 It was very painful. 01:13:06.225 --> 01:13:08.668 Ambulance was called because you don't take any risks with back injuries. 01:13:08.728 --> 01:13:08.988 No. 01:13:09.289 --> 01:13:13.314 I always felt fine after about two minutes in the ambulance with a siren on racing through London. 01:13:13.354 --> 01:13:13.814 Felt fine. 01:13:13.874 --> 01:13:14.735 Were your parents with you? 01:13:14.875 --> 01:13:16.097 Yeah, my mum said, pretend. 01:13:16.417 --> 01:13:30.742 just when we get there just pretend just make it feel bad at first but then make it feel like it's getting better during the examination no so that's what i did was like oh yeah it's a bit sore is it no not really it's not sore it's a 01:13:33.926 --> 01:13:35.047 That kind of thing, it was stupid. 01:13:35.327 --> 01:13:40.409 Here's another one from a listener called Dick from Macclesfield. 01:13:40.669 --> 01:13:46.192 During double physics I was proudly demonstrating how many whole ginger biscuits I could get in my mouth and still shut it. 01:13:46.212 --> 01:13:56.837 12 was looking pretty impressive until my spittle attacked the biscuits and caused them to fuse into a solid lump which had to be laboriously excavated with a spatula. 01:13:58.619 --> 01:14:09.586 I can imagine that because the sliver would at first fuse the ginger gunge and then the sliver would eventually run out, would start drying, and you'd have a sort of a building break in your mouth, right? 01:14:10.087 --> 01:14:10.987 What a lunatic. 01:14:11.608 --> 01:14:14.630 Well, I guess a physics lesson is a good place for that to happen. 01:14:15.070 --> 01:14:21.495 One thing, speaking of experiments that I remember doing as a youngster, when my parents were out one afternoon, I must have been about 11, maybe 10, 01:14:23.196 --> 01:14:26.498 I just went into the bathroom and I thought, I'm going to do some experimentation. 01:14:26.818 --> 01:14:31.381 And I opened up the cupboard under the sink and there was a load of cleaning products there. 01:14:31.881 --> 01:14:35.603 So I put the plug in the sink and I thought, I'm going to mix up a special potion. 01:14:36.144 --> 01:14:41.687 And I poured in some bleach, some ordinary household bleach, and then I got some cleaning fluid. 01:14:43.087 --> 01:14:44.688 And I popped that in there as well. 01:14:44.768 --> 01:14:58.756 And I failed, of course, to read the many warnings that come on all these kind of items that say, on no account should you mix cleaning products with bleach, because they produce ammonia, which is a kind of noxious and deadly chemical. 01:14:59.256 --> 01:15:03.399 And I inhaled deeply on the resulting ammonia cloud. 01:15:04.159 --> 01:15:19.620 and was never been the same I was in real pain you know it felt like I'd really done some damage to my lungs I was just a one breath of this stuff that I had but every time I breathe it was very painful and so I I was really freaked out and I was thinking that's it I'm gonna die now 01:15:20.340 --> 01:15:24.763 And I went and just laid down for a couple of hours and just thought, I'm just gonna pop off. 01:15:25.144 --> 01:15:30.667 And I had no... This was before mobile phones and stuff like that, so there was no question of me getting in touch with my parents. 01:15:30.907 --> 01:15:32.308 They were out, I didn't know where they were. 01:15:32.789 --> 01:15:34.950 I just thought, I'm just gonna have to lie here and die. 01:15:35.030 --> 01:15:36.531 Maybe I'll be dead by the time they get to town. 01:15:36.551 --> 01:15:37.012 It's a cliffhanger. 01:15:37.172 --> 01:15:39.653 Let's leave it there and have a trail for the electric prongs. 01:15:39.673 --> 01:15:40.554 Will Adam live? 01:15:40.774 --> 01:15:42.555 It's not really a thing. 01:15:42.695 --> 01:15:45.738 Is he alive now? 01:15:45.778 --> 01:15:46.798 He's a ghost. 01:15:54.838 --> 01:15:55.298 There we go. 01:15:55.418 --> 01:15:57.219 They're not gonna carry on until the break of dawn. 01:15:57.239 --> 01:15:58.540 We're gonna stop them now. 01:15:58.860 --> 01:16:01.082 It's the Jungle Brothers with JB's coming through. 01:16:01.362 --> 01:16:02.363 That was a session pick. 01:16:02.703 --> 01:16:03.443 And where was that from? 01:16:03.483 --> 01:16:07.786 It was recorded for Andy Kershaw on Radio 1 on the 15th of March, 1990. 01:16:09.407 --> 01:16:12.929 Hip-hop's always a bit, you know, uh, tricky live. 01:16:13.809 --> 01:16:14.950 Yeah, but that sounded pretty good. 01:16:14.990 --> 01:16:15.771 It did sound pretty good. 01:16:16.511 --> 01:16:17.131 What are they doing now? 01:16:17.191 --> 01:16:18.472 Are they all split up, the Jungle Brothers? 01:16:19.352 --> 01:16:19.732 You know what? 01:16:19.812 --> 01:16:20.392 I don't know. 01:16:20.732 --> 01:16:22.693 They went in a sort of housey direction, didn't they? 01:16:23.353 --> 01:16:24.733 And then they got a bit confused. 01:16:24.794 --> 01:16:26.414 I think they were dropped by their record label. 01:16:26.814 --> 01:16:27.314 I don't know. 01:16:27.474 --> 01:16:29.475 Maybe someone out there knows what's happened to the Jungle Brothers. 01:16:30.055 --> 01:16:32.156 Now, we're going to wrap up Text the Nation this week. 01:16:33.336 --> 01:16:37.757 Do you have any more little bits of stupidity there at your fingertips, Joe Cornish? 01:16:37.837 --> 01:16:39.358 This is from Joanne in Dublin. 01:16:39.898 --> 01:16:40.519 Are you ready for this? 01:16:40.579 --> 01:16:40.739 Yeah. 01:16:41.079 --> 01:16:51.432 When I was about four, I somehow got it into my head that I could rescue the eggs in the fridge and incubate them so that a little baby chick would emerge from them simply by sitting on them. 01:16:52.693 --> 01:16:58.480 When my parents found the resultant smashed eggs around the house, they had to break the bad news to me that there would be no chicks. 01:16:59.261 --> 01:17:01.544 I was too embarrassed to eat eggs for quite some time. 01:17:02.185 --> 01:17:03.526 Too embarrassed to eat eggs? 01:17:03.947 --> 01:17:04.247 P.S. 01:17:04.327 --> 01:17:09.053 Is the drum loop on Adam's tune sampled from I Walk the Earth by ex-beta bandman Steve Mason's King Biscuit Time Project? 01:17:09.213 --> 01:17:09.714 Yes it is. 01:17:09.854 --> 01:17:10.255 Yes it is. 01:17:10.295 --> 01:17:11.476 Couple of people have spotted that one. 01:17:11.496 --> 01:17:12.077 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 01:17:12.718 --> 01:17:15.041 The loop on my track is original. 01:17:15.701 --> 01:17:20.145 Well, original... That's good, though, Joanne. 01:17:20.425 --> 01:17:22.968 I think that's the stupidest thing that we've had so far. 01:17:23.248 --> 01:17:25.730 Well, it's not a competition because they're illegal now. 01:17:25.970 --> 01:17:26.491 They're deadly. 01:17:27.632 --> 01:17:32.896 But were it a competition, were we to live in such a scandalous and evil world that competitions were allowed, 01:17:34.157 --> 01:17:35.899 That might well win it, doesn't it? 01:17:35.919 --> 01:17:41.463 I like the idea of an innocent little girl sitting on eggs trying to make them hatch. 01:17:41.744 --> 01:17:42.524 That's sweet, though. 01:17:42.584 --> 01:17:44.866 The sweetness outweighs the stupidity there, I think. 01:17:44.886 --> 01:17:45.107 It does. 01:17:45.587 --> 01:17:46.388 But that's very nice. 01:17:46.448 --> 01:17:50.631 And thank you very much indeed, everybody who texted in on our textination subject. 01:17:51.011 --> 01:17:55.856 Now, we are pre-recording our show next week, listeners, because we are otherwise engaged. 01:17:55.896 --> 01:17:57.517 Because you're going away, aren't you, Adam Buxton? 01:17:57.737 --> 01:17:58.257 Yeah, that's right. 01:17:58.277 --> 01:17:59.018 Where are you going off to? 01:17:59.058 --> 01:17:59.658 I'm going to be away. 01:17:59.698 --> 01:18:00.519 I'm going to be in Oxford. 01:18:00.539 --> 01:18:03.361 I'm going to be helping Radiohead with their webcast. 01:18:03.441 --> 01:18:03.961 No, really? 01:18:04.041 --> 01:18:08.524 They're doing a live webcast on Friday, next Friday evening, on the 9th. 01:18:09.104 --> 01:18:11.706 I think it's 9 till 12 in the evening. 01:18:11.826 --> 01:18:12.627 How could you help them? 01:18:13.487 --> 01:18:16.190 Uh, well, there's all sorts of things Radiohead needs from me. 01:18:16.510 --> 01:18:16.790 Really? 01:18:17.591 --> 01:18:18.091 Oh, yeah. 01:18:18.272 --> 01:18:18.712 Yeah, yeah. 01:18:18.752 --> 01:18:19.753 They can't do it without me. 01:18:20.053 --> 01:18:21.354 It's all... What will you do? 01:18:21.855 --> 01:18:22.275 I can't. 01:18:22.475 --> 01:18:23.356 I can't go into it. 01:18:23.396 --> 01:18:24.577 It's too important. 01:18:24.717 --> 01:18:26.038 Are you just, like, hanging around? 01:18:26.378 --> 01:18:27.019 Oh, no, no. 01:18:27.059 --> 01:18:27.980 It's more important than that. 01:18:28.453 --> 01:18:37.176 Now I'm providing them with various bits of technical expertise and maybe some presentational fun as well and who knows, we'll see how it goes. 01:18:37.456 --> 01:18:46.278 It's fairly fast and loose, it's just Radiohead kind of talking about some of the things they're enthusiastic about, playing some songs and I think playing some of their own material as well. 01:18:46.699 --> 01:18:50.900 So obviously I'm quite excited to be helping them out with it, being a big fan. 01:18:51.620 --> 01:18:57.164 Anyway, that is happening next Friday night, and because it's in Oxford, I won't be back in time for the show the next morning. 01:18:57.184 --> 01:18:58.204 Why can't you get an early train? 01:19:00.125 --> 01:19:00.646 Or a late train. 01:19:00.686 --> 01:19:02.147 I can't get an early train. 01:19:03.127 --> 01:19:06.529 It's not possible, because I'm going to be unpacking all the stuff the next morning. 01:19:06.749 --> 01:19:07.970 Right, so you're like a roadie. 01:19:08.250 --> 01:19:09.111 I'm like a roadie, yeah. 01:19:10.131 --> 01:19:27.417 Anyway, I'll tell you all about that when I get back, but it means that we have to pre-record next week's show, and we're going to suggest a topic for textination before the end of this week's show, so that you can start sending us your stories, and we can read them out during our pre-record, which we'll do this week. 01:19:28.717 --> 01:19:30.838 But that's it for Text the Nation for the time being. 01:19:31.899 --> 01:19:34.640 Now we have a track from The Whitest Boy Alive. 01:19:34.940 --> 01:19:35.380 Is that right? 01:19:35.420 --> 01:19:36.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 01:19:36.040 --> 01:19:40.102 The band is The Whitest Boy Alive, or just Whitest Boy Alive, and the song is called Burning. 01:19:44.602 --> 01:19:53.404 That's Cribs with our bovine public, and Cribs are supporting the Sex Pistols when they return to the stage shortly. 01:19:54.224 --> 01:19:54.864 Can you imagine? 01:19:54.985 --> 01:19:55.485 Wow. 01:19:55.525 --> 01:19:59.386 You didn't happen to catch Sid and Nancy when it was on TV the other day, did you? 01:19:59.546 --> 01:19:59.706 No. 01:19:59.846 --> 01:20:01.026 That's Alex Cox, isn't it? 01:20:01.126 --> 01:20:01.326 Yeah. 01:20:01.686 --> 01:20:04.227 That's one of the stupidest films ever made. 01:20:04.307 --> 01:20:04.567 Really? 01:20:04.647 --> 01:20:05.527 I haven't seen it for years. 01:20:05.567 --> 01:20:06.527 I saw it when it first came out. 01:20:06.567 --> 01:20:07.528 It seemed pretty good back then. 01:20:07.728 --> 01:20:08.528 It did, didn't it? 01:20:09.868 --> 01:20:14.430 Well, Gary Oldman is still very impressive in it, and there are individually some great things about it. 01:20:14.970 --> 01:20:29.256 But as a kind of insane concoction of ludicrousness and just made up rubbish about what it was like then, you know, not that I have first-hand experience, but you can tell that there's just some outrageous liberties he's taken with it. 01:20:29.276 --> 01:20:32.017 John Lydon is famously scornful of that film. 01:20:32.077 --> 01:20:32.357 Really? 01:20:32.457 --> 01:20:36.999 But it's funny, it's one of those films that's so rubbishy and stupid that it's kind of worth seeing for it. 01:20:37.319 --> 01:20:40.462 Now we're about to wrap up our Song Wars competition. 01:20:40.722 --> 01:20:42.583 This is your last chance to text. 01:20:43.104 --> 01:20:44.565 We're not going to play you the clips again. 01:20:45.465 --> 01:20:48.107 Text 64046, vote for Adam or Joe. 01:20:48.988 --> 01:20:53.571 And right after this next track, I think very possibly we will announce the loser. 01:20:54.432 --> 01:20:55.173 Oh, it's not a competition. 01:20:55.494 --> 01:20:58.097 We will announce the less good song. 01:20:58.497 --> 01:21:01.702 We will announce who you think has written the best song. 01:21:01.882 --> 01:21:02.403 There you go. 01:21:02.423 --> 01:21:03.404 That's what we're going to do. 01:21:03.524 --> 01:21:08.691 But right now, here's a song from Prince, who's a little purple man from America. 01:21:09.051 --> 01:21:10.994 And this is off one of his old albums. 01:21:11.895 --> 01:21:12.596 It's called Tambourine. 01:21:17.386 --> 01:21:17.867 The tambourine. 01:21:18.067 --> 01:21:19.768 He says trampoline? 01:21:20.509 --> 01:21:22.070 The tambourine. 01:21:22.210 --> 01:21:22.971 Tambourine? 01:21:23.411 --> 01:21:24.071 That's good, man. 01:21:24.151 --> 01:21:24.672 I love that song. 01:21:24.712 --> 01:21:25.212 It's terrific. 01:21:25.252 --> 01:21:26.053 Which album is it from? 01:21:26.513 --> 01:21:27.834 It's from Around the World in a Day. 01:21:28.635 --> 01:21:28.795 Oh. 01:21:28.895 --> 01:21:31.237 Prince has the most amazing band, obviously. 01:21:31.277 --> 01:21:32.538 He certainly used to, probably still does. 01:21:32.938 --> 01:21:37.081 He released a couple of, his band released a couple of instrumental albums under the name Madhouse. 01:21:37.101 --> 01:21:37.662 Do you remember those? 01:21:37.762 --> 01:21:38.382 Yes. 01:21:38.402 --> 01:21:39.483 The other one's called Sixteen. 01:21:39.543 --> 01:21:39.983 That's right. 01:21:40.304 --> 01:21:41.204 And they're fantastic. 01:21:41.224 --> 01:21:44.567 They're just a pure kind of jazz-funk instrumental 01:21:44.947 --> 01:21:46.028 They are pretty nice things. 01:21:46.269 --> 01:21:47.470 They're not it, but they're really good. 01:21:48.431 --> 01:21:54.218 Now, folks, hey, it's time for the announcement that you've not really been waiting for. 01:21:54.378 --> 01:21:55.219 It's the winner. 01:21:56.440 --> 01:22:03.008 And I'm going to say that the person who has composed the best song is now going to be revealed as per your votes. 01:22:03.188 --> 01:22:04.630 If you've been voting for exciting. 01:22:04.870 --> 01:22:05.891 And Joe has the envelope. 01:22:05.911 --> 01:22:06.611 We've got an envelope. 01:22:06.631 --> 01:22:07.392 We've been very mature. 01:22:07.432 --> 01:22:14.696 Last week we got into some kind of slightly depressing and lowering kind of cat fighting and competitive jib jabbery. 01:22:14.836 --> 01:22:17.398 Well, we were getting the results as we went along last week. 01:22:17.418 --> 01:22:17.758 Yeah. 01:22:17.798 --> 01:22:20.140 And so that that made the kind of on the pigeons. 01:22:20.160 --> 01:22:21.560 There were underhand tactics going on. 01:22:21.600 --> 01:22:24.362 We were both kind of campaigning for a sympathy vote. 01:22:24.502 --> 01:22:25.143 So here we go. 01:22:25.183 --> 01:22:26.063 I'm going to open the envelope. 01:22:26.263 --> 01:22:27.204 Didn't affect the ultimate. 01:22:27.264 --> 01:22:28.805 Are you ready? 01:22:28.885 --> 01:22:31.086 Joe has been upset. 01:22:31.346 --> 01:22:32.027 The envelope opening. 01:22:32.087 --> 01:22:33.068 I'm not going to read the winner. 01:22:34.645 --> 01:22:35.366 I've got it! 01:22:37.927 --> 01:22:40.449 Well I'm afraid Adam, you got 32% of the vote. 01:22:40.509 --> 01:22:41.009 What? 01:22:41.350 --> 01:22:41.630 I got 68%. 01:22:42.210 --> 01:22:46.854 That's good news for me on various fronts. 01:22:46.894 --> 01:22:50.276 I know you wanted the percentages there, but does it actually say how many people? 01:22:50.296 --> 01:22:53.658 We'll find out while the losing track plays. 01:22:53.678 --> 01:22:53.658 68%?! 01:22:53.798 --> 01:22:54.579 You know what that means? 01:22:54.619 --> 01:22:56.640 That I can just not really bother next week. 01:22:57.501 --> 01:22:58.001 Because... 01:22:59.362 --> 01:23:00.822 No, don't say. 01:23:00.842 --> 01:23:02.723 Lord, I don't believe this. 01:23:03.283 --> 01:23:04.163 Doesn't sound fair to me. 01:23:04.243 --> 01:23:05.103 I think your song's better. 01:23:05.143 --> 01:23:05.943 I think you should have won. 01:23:06.183 --> 01:23:10.764 Well, let's hear right now and let's hear the song that you, the listeners, think is the less good one. 01:23:12.225 --> 01:23:20.166 I just downloaded a wicked song onto my mobile and now I'm going to play it loudly on the bus. 01:23:20.266 --> 01:23:23.307 My mobile comes with tiny speakers in it. 01:23:23.587 --> 01:23:25.207 If you're thumping you should be 01:23:28.201 --> 01:23:29.602 It's gonna be a party on the bus! 01:23:30.063 --> 01:23:30.283 Aye! 01:23:30.603 --> 01:23:34.747 Everyone will be impressed because my speakers is the best! 01:23:34.807 --> 01:23:39.831 They passed a tiny speaker test served by my mate Math! 01:23:39.911 --> 01:23:42.053 Alright, must prepare to run! 01:23:42.093 --> 01:23:45.256 Passengers will get a shock when they turn round! 01:23:45.296 --> 01:23:49.099 This soon will clock my tiny booming mobile system! 01:23:49.199 --> 01:23:49.979 Here we go! 01:23:50.060 --> 01:23:51.421 How can you hear it? 01:23:51.561 --> 01:23:54.924 Even though you are not near it, does it freak you? 01:23:54.964 --> 01:23:55.364 Do you? 01:23:58.720 --> 01:24:00.361 Can you hear the treble hiss? 01:24:00.901 --> 01:24:02.801 Are you quite turned on by this? 01:24:03.101 --> 01:24:24.828 Ladies on the bus, cannot resist a man with tiny speakers Alright now this is my stop and off the bus I must hit hop, I'll see you later For some more pop from my tiny mobile speaker Down the back and down the aisle From my wicked music file Cheer up friend that gives you smile What's the matter? 01:24:24.888 --> 01:24:26.229 Don't you like good music? 01:24:27.105 --> 01:24:28.586 Well, clearly the answer is no. 01:24:30.388 --> 01:24:31.289 That was brilliant, man. 01:24:31.349 --> 01:24:32.129 That was very good. 01:24:32.149 --> 01:24:33.411 What was that called? 01:24:33.951 --> 01:24:36.473 That was called Tiny Mobile. 01:24:36.493 --> 01:24:37.374 That was by Shaggy. 01:24:37.394 --> 01:24:39.616 That was by Scallywax. 01:24:39.796 --> 01:24:41.778 That was good, man. 01:24:41.858 --> 01:24:42.618 Yeah, thanks a lot. 01:24:43.179 --> 01:24:43.719 What did I get? 01:24:43.739 --> 01:24:45.721 32% of the vote. 01:24:45.921 --> 01:24:46.942 You're angry, but you know what? 01:24:46.962 --> 01:24:48.363 That might fuel your creativity. 01:24:49.224 --> 01:24:51.825 You know, that anchor might feel... How long did it take you to do your song? 01:24:52.485 --> 01:24:53.485 Uh, a long time. 01:24:53.585 --> 01:24:56.446 Took me the best part of two days. 01:24:56.466 --> 01:24:57.267 Yeah? 01:24:58.027 --> 01:24:58.427 Two days? 01:24:58.447 --> 01:25:03.809 And if you knew what we got paid to do this show, you'd realise that we were actually going out of our way to create content. 01:25:04.809 --> 01:25:07.211 to an unnecessary degree, perhaps, it might be said. 01:25:07.671 --> 01:25:13.055 Seeing as most people listen to this show, apparently the listening peaks between 10 and 11, right? 01:25:13.335 --> 01:25:15.096 And at 11, everyone goes shopping. 01:25:15.296 --> 01:25:15.536 Yeah. 01:25:15.656 --> 01:25:17.878 So no one's actually listening to this bit apart from you. 01:25:18.098 --> 01:25:24.482 We do need to do some refining on the whole concept, because it is a bit nuts that we just play little clips, you know? 01:25:24.522 --> 01:25:26.163 We just play the whole thing. 01:25:26.243 --> 01:25:30.084 Yeah, I know we played the whole thing now, but it's a fait accompli, you know, the vote to cast. 01:25:30.744 --> 01:25:38.225 And if people... I believe that if people had heard the whole song earlier, I would be now holding the... Let's have a meeting after the show. 01:25:38.245 --> 01:25:38.986 We'll have a meeting. 01:25:39.666 --> 01:25:44.187 Okay, but here's the song that you think is the best, based on the two clips. 01:25:44.327 --> 01:25:48.107 If I say it like that, then it includes the idea that they might have got it wrong. 01:25:48.888 --> 01:25:51.588 You know, it might be the better clip, but not the better song. 01:25:51.688 --> 01:25:52.628 I'm being really nice. 01:25:52.728 --> 01:25:53.209 Very nice. 01:25:53.309 --> 01:25:53.929 Considering I won. 01:25:54.489 --> 01:25:55.269 And my song's better. 01:25:55.649 --> 01:25:56.530 And here it is. 01:25:56.570 --> 01:25:58.411 This has got 68% of the vote. 01:25:58.991 --> 01:26:00.732 This is called the public transport song. 01:26:01.293 --> 01:26:03.154 Uh, yeah, here it is. 01:26:03.694 --> 01:26:05.696 7.30 on a crowded tube. 01:26:06.496 --> 01:26:09.418 My elbow's touching a stranger's boo. 01:26:10.499 --> 01:26:13.220 The man beside me, he is reading my book. 01:26:14.581 --> 01:26:17.243 I close the pages so he can't look. 01:26:18.484 --> 01:26:21.286 Surely this train's at capacity now. 01:26:21.766 --> 01:26:23.287 Ten more people got on. 01:26:26.553 --> 01:26:48.399 And now we've stopped in the tunnel again Due to a bus and falling under the train Ooh, I wish I was home in my bath right now Or the park right now Or somewhere like that I don't like being trapped Like a rat on the ground It is crap 01:26:49.833 --> 01:27:16.054 8.30am a bus drives past it doesn't even stop us see the driver laugh now some guy won't pay his fares so the driver stops the bus and we just sit right there 9.30am the 1.33 some kids are throwing chips and causing misery I stand up to say 01:27:20.314 --> 01:27:36.249 into the ground maybe I should buy a bike and have reflectors and that and cycle instead but I might end up dead with a truck on my head it's my stop 01:27:37.151 --> 01:27:57.576 that's good man mine's more um sincere yeah no i didn't think it was you see i think i thought your lyrics were let's talk about our songs more together we're funny you for listening but uh i was gonna say you know we started the show with you sort of saying you know the charts and uh are not necessarily a reflection of what is good 01:27:58.456 --> 01:28:02.321 And I was going to say, yeah, as proved by the listening vote today for your song. 01:28:02.581 --> 01:28:04.103 But you know, I'm taking that back. 01:28:04.363 --> 01:28:13.033 I thought that was genuinely good and I was slightly moved at one point and amused and it had everything that you could possibly want from a song. 01:28:13.073 --> 01:28:14.655 So very nice of you to say, Adam. 01:28:14.835 --> 01:28:15.055 Well, 01:28:16.336 --> 01:28:17.797 I really thought I was going to win this week. 01:28:17.837 --> 01:28:18.578 I really did. 01:28:18.658 --> 01:28:18.938 Really? 01:28:18.958 --> 01:28:22.681 You thought, well, you know, the fickle finger of the public. 01:28:22.721 --> 01:28:22.921 Yeah. 01:28:22.941 --> 01:28:26.884 So listen, let me tell you what's going to happen because we're pre-recording the show this week. 01:28:27.404 --> 01:28:34.369 So next weekend, right, we're going to play song wars as normal, but we won't tell you who's won until the following week. 01:28:34.549 --> 01:28:39.152 But we still want your suggestions of what we should do the song about this week. 01:28:39.212 --> 01:28:39.753 So text 01:28:41.854 --> 01:28:48.298 64046 or email even better adamandjo.6musicatbbc.co.uk and you could choose the theme for the song. 01:28:48.578 --> 01:28:55.682 We were thinking it might be fun to get you to suggest lyrics that are kind of found, e.g. 01:28:55.782 --> 01:29:07.209 stuff like instruction manuals or the radio times or a horoscope, like send in a bit of text that you want us to put to music and like it could be a really weird bit of text. 01:29:07.469 --> 01:29:07.709 Right? 01:29:07.789 --> 01:29:08.730 That's not a bad idea. 01:29:08.770 --> 01:29:12.972 Yeah, if you supply us with some text, then both Joe and I would have to use the same bit of text. 01:29:12.992 --> 01:29:20.635 Try and find a bit of text like instructions from a medicine packet, something that you think could never be a sort of emotional and moving song lyric. 01:29:21.015 --> 01:29:22.256 And we'll try and make it so. 01:29:23.176 --> 01:29:26.119 That's an idea there, but you've got to get it to us by Wednesday. 01:29:26.139 --> 01:29:27.440 That's when we're pre recording the show. 01:29:27.480 --> 01:29:29.482 Yeah Yeah, so make sure that happens. 01:29:29.582 --> 01:29:30.002 So there we go. 01:29:30.042 --> 01:29:31.303 Thanks for listening to those songs. 01:29:31.363 --> 01:29:35.327 Here's some some real music This is uh, what is this? 01:29:35.347 --> 01:29:37.809 This is the Juliana Hatfield 3 with spin the bottle 01:29:45.259 --> 01:29:48.122 Spin the Bottle by the Juliana Hatfield III. 01:29:48.682 --> 01:29:49.403 Very good, well done. 01:29:49.423 --> 01:29:49.743 Who are they? 01:29:49.763 --> 01:29:51.004 Do you know anything about them, Adam? 01:29:51.064 --> 01:29:52.065 They're not around anymore, are they? 01:29:52.085 --> 01:29:52.866 No, they were big. 01:29:52.886 --> 01:29:53.947 They're from the olden times. 01:29:54.047 --> 01:30:07.439 They were big in the early 90s and I remember they used to have a lot of music that would turn up on that programme with the lovely girl from, who's in Stardust now, Claire Danes. 01:30:08.320 --> 01:30:09.141 My so-called life. 01:30:09.241 --> 01:30:09.901 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 01:30:10.021 --> 01:30:10.942 What a great show that was. 01:30:10.962 --> 01:30:13.184 Just released on a DVD box. 01:30:13.284 --> 01:30:13.644 Really? 01:30:13.664 --> 01:30:15.866 The complete series available in the shops for Christmas. 01:30:16.226 --> 01:30:22.131 Speaking of which, there's two adverts on telly advertising the new special edition of Die Hard 4.0. 01:30:22.551 --> 01:30:23.432 Oh, yes. 01:30:25.314 --> 01:30:26.234 Woolworths have got it for $12.99. 01:30:26.294 --> 01:30:27.335 Smiths have got it for $14.99. 01:30:27.375 --> 01:30:28.876 Oh, Smiths are wasting their time. 01:30:32.299 --> 01:30:32.479 Right. 01:30:32.859 --> 01:30:33.139 You know? 01:30:33.359 --> 01:30:37.120 Would anybody spend £2 more just for the Smiths' experience? 01:30:37.360 --> 01:30:40.261 Maybe it's packaged slightly differently. 01:30:40.321 --> 01:30:43.642 Why didn't Smiths realise that Woolworths were undercutting them by £2? 01:30:44.542 --> 01:30:48.863 Smiths have wasted a massive... Oh, my stomach's making an incredible noise. 01:30:49.824 --> 01:30:51.164 Smiths have wasted their advertising budget. 01:30:52.102 --> 01:30:53.763 It does seem a bit... Come on, WH Smiths. 01:30:54.023 --> 01:30:54.984 Pull your finger out. 01:30:55.124 --> 01:30:57.846 You used to be Britain's favourite paper market. 01:30:58.346 --> 01:30:58.806 Man. 01:30:59.287 --> 01:31:00.407 Now you've lost it. 01:31:01.188 --> 01:31:01.628 Come on. 01:31:01.968 --> 01:31:04.330 Joe Cornish slams WH Smiths. 01:31:04.710 --> 01:31:10.014 The cute sheep is trouncing all over Smiths. 01:31:11.334 --> 01:31:12.775 Yeah, that's harsh, man. 01:31:12.815 --> 01:31:14.597 That is very harsh. 01:31:14.737 --> 01:31:16.798 You've been watching Too Much Dragons then, that's your thing. 01:31:16.818 --> 01:31:17.959 You're so business minded now. 01:31:19.682 --> 01:31:20.484 It's broken. 01:31:20.704 --> 01:31:21.526 It's a tatty. 01:31:21.766 --> 01:31:22.467 It's a tatty. 01:31:22.628 --> 01:31:23.950 It fell apart in my hands. 01:31:24.511 --> 01:31:25.894 For that reason, I'm not investing on it. 01:31:27.256 --> 01:31:35.863 Now, I'm sorry, I feel like I'm overloading you listeners with information, but we also have to deal with what the subject of text the nation is going to be for next week. 01:31:35.963 --> 01:31:45.231 Not only do we need your lyric suggestions for song wars, we also need to supply you with text the nation so you can text us with your little anecdotes there. 01:31:45.251 --> 01:31:46.131 Here are the ideas so far. 01:31:46.211 --> 01:31:51.536 Number one is things, childhood misconceptions, things that you got confused about as a kid. 01:31:52.276 --> 01:31:52.456 Right? 01:31:53.217 --> 01:32:00.423 I, Joe Cornish, used to... I discovered about tampons quite early on in life, and it traumatized me. 01:32:00.924 --> 01:32:13.095 And whenever I saw an advert for a temping agency on the side of a bus, which usually had a sort of sexy-looking lady in a trouser suit, striding towards work, excitedly, Kelly Girl temps, 01:32:13.675 --> 01:32:15.415 I thought it was an advert for tampons. 01:32:15.435 --> 01:32:15.895 Right. 01:32:16.255 --> 01:32:19.136 And all I could imagine was what was going on under her sexy suit. 01:32:19.356 --> 01:32:19.836 You know what? 01:32:20.696 --> 01:32:22.017 That's an easy mistake to make. 01:32:22.277 --> 01:32:24.037 Tampon adverts really aren't that dissimilar. 01:32:24.617 --> 01:32:26.437 It's all about sort of empowerment and freedom. 01:32:26.477 --> 01:32:27.578 Is that a good taxonation subject? 01:32:27.878 --> 01:32:28.418 I think that's good. 01:32:28.458 --> 01:32:29.098 Let's stick with that. 01:32:29.198 --> 01:32:29.678 Let's stick with that. 01:32:29.698 --> 01:32:30.618 Let's see where that gets us. 01:32:30.638 --> 01:32:31.818 Okay, childhood misconceptions. 01:32:32.118 --> 01:32:40.300 And we've got, we're gonna give a sort of special, we're not gonna give a prize, but special kudos to the person who kind of misunderstood something about the world for the longest period. 01:32:40.520 --> 01:32:41.120 Do you know what I mean? 01:32:41.201 --> 01:32:47.566 Like you held on to a childhood misconception and only just realised that you'd misunderstood it when you were in your late 20s and 30s? 01:32:47.686 --> 01:32:49.127 Yeah, the older the better. 01:32:49.147 --> 01:32:50.108 Can you think of any examples, Adam? 01:32:50.128 --> 01:32:51.249 Are you allowed to say no? 01:32:51.289 --> 01:32:51.709 Just say no. 01:32:53.425 --> 01:32:59.807 Well, I for a long time thought that it was possible to travel at the speed of light on Concord. 01:33:00.407 --> 01:33:03.408 Right, you thought that Concord travelled at the speed of light rather than sound. 01:33:03.428 --> 01:33:05.468 Yeah, I thought that was the big deal about it. 01:33:05.648 --> 01:33:07.689 I thought that was why everyone was going on about it. 01:33:08.149 --> 01:33:10.029 That's true, isn't it? 01:33:10.089 --> 01:33:12.830 That is true, and I got in a big argument about it one time at school. 01:33:13.991 --> 01:33:22.743 And I was, I still, every now and again, I get it confused still a bit, like when I'm watching Star Trek and stuff and they go to light speed, I think, big deal. 01:33:24.606 --> 01:33:25.848 What would be better than light speed? 01:33:26.228 --> 01:33:28.412 I don't know, something like thought speed. 01:33:28.832 --> 01:33:29.132 Thought. 01:33:29.272 --> 01:33:29.692 Yeah. 01:33:30.013 --> 01:33:30.713 Speed of time. 01:33:30.733 --> 01:33:31.073 Stink speed. 01:33:31.093 --> 01:33:31.493 I don't know what. 01:33:31.513 --> 01:33:31.934 Smell speed. 01:33:32.074 --> 01:33:33.114 Anyway, so that's our suggestion. 01:33:33.394 --> 01:33:36.816 Misconceptions, confusions from... Childhood confusions that you've sort of clung on to. 01:33:37.196 --> 01:33:37.516 Text 64046. 01:33:37.997 --> 01:33:39.397 Can they text? 01:33:39.477 --> 01:33:40.578 No, they have to email, really. 01:33:40.638 --> 01:33:43.339 Adamandjo.6musicatbbc.co.uk. 01:33:43.599 --> 01:33:45.440 Right, now... This is the very last track. 01:33:45.480 --> 01:33:46.081 Thanks for listening. 01:33:46.101 --> 01:33:51.443 Thanks to everybody who's texted and emailed their messages of support for our new Saturday morning show. 01:33:51.463 --> 01:33:52.704 We very much appreciate it. 01:33:52.824 --> 01:33:54.945 Yeah, we really do, and we certainly hope that we're 01:33:55.705 --> 01:33:59.048 Just gonna keep getting a tiny bit better. 01:33:59.608 --> 01:34:00.309 Keep getting work. 01:34:00.809 --> 01:34:02.010 Now here's a track, final track. 01:34:02.150 --> 01:34:02.751 I chose this one. 01:34:02.771 --> 01:34:03.271 I hope you like it. 01:34:03.291 --> 01:34:07.895 This is from a band called Guided by Voices who I'm sure many of you will be familiar with. 01:34:08.275 --> 01:34:14.100 What a great band they are and one of the most prolific songwriters as well in the kind of indie pop world who's still going strong. 01:34:14.420 --> 01:34:18.603 Robert Pollard, just a smattering of some of his song titles. 01:34:18.663 --> 01:34:19.884 It's delightful song titles. 01:34:20.244 --> 01:34:23.167 Postal Blowfish, Psychic Pilot Clocks Out, 01:34:23.767 --> 01:34:30.114 Scorpion Lounge Shut Down, Hardcore UFOs, Christian Animation Torch Carriers. 01:34:30.535 --> 01:34:33.318 He is the king of the excellent song title. 01:34:33.979 --> 01:34:37.282 And this song title is not so great. 01:34:37.583 --> 01:34:38.624 It's fairly straightforward. 01:34:39.064 --> 01:34:40.005 But the song is amazing. 01:34:40.045 --> 01:34:41.667 It's from the album Isolation Drills. 01:34:41.707 --> 01:34:42.368 This is The Enemy. 01:34:42.408 --> 01:34:43.109 Thanks for listening. 01:34:43.169 --> 01:34:43.489 Bye. 01:34:43.509 --> 01:34:44.410 Yeah, we'll see you next week. 01:34:44.470 --> 01:34:44.711 Bye.