WEBVTT 00:00.289 --> 00:02.412 That was Suede with Filmstar. 00:02.432 --> 00:06.117 Good morning, this is Adam and Joe here on BBC 6 Music on a Friday morning. 00:06.917 --> 00:10.402 It's apparently gonna be a fantastically beautiful sunny weekend. 00:10.842 --> 00:11.463 That's right. 00:11.783 --> 00:16.890 Although, I was talking to a friend of mine yesterday and he was saying, what if it's just a government? 00:17.270 --> 00:19.471 conspiracy, the whole weather forecast thing. 00:19.771 --> 00:26.695 They tell you it's going to be sunny, to keep you down, to stop you complaining, to cheer you up, and then it doesn't materialise. 00:26.795 --> 00:29.937 Because the last couple of days, they said yesterday was going to be decent, the government. 00:30.097 --> 00:31.218 Well, it was everywhere but London. 00:31.398 --> 00:31.738 Was it? 00:31.838 --> 00:32.058 Yeah. 00:32.459 --> 00:33.379 That's what I'm saying. 00:33.499 --> 00:34.600 Local London government. 00:35.040 --> 00:35.380 Do you think? 00:35.620 --> 00:36.021 They're trying. 00:36.041 --> 00:36.741 I will find out. 00:37.141 --> 00:42.464 This weekend will be proof, and on Monday we'll know whether we're all victims of a shadow weather conspiracy. 00:42.564 --> 00:43.125 Yeah, exactly. 00:44.225 --> 00:59.643 a shadowy weather conspiracy welcome to the show we've got a terrific show lined up for you listeners we've got great music this hour some della soul coming up um some calvin harris that lovely edwin collins track i'm looking forward to that fantastic we're also we're also going to be talking about 01:00.864 --> 01:08.568 you know, kind of friend networks, MySpace, Facebook, type places, Twitter, what's the other one? 01:08.608 --> 01:09.129 Bebo? 01:09.229 --> 01:09.569 Bebo. 01:09.949 --> 01:14.992 And thinking about maybe what's next for the friend networking online phenomenon. 01:15.872 --> 01:20.295 And also we have text donation in the second hour of our program here today. 01:20.755 --> 01:26.458 Our amazing feature with its own jingle that we created specially just this week for the feature. 01:26.798 --> 01:32.283 Yeah, in fact, we'll be serving up a delicious hot waffle for you all morning for breakfast. 01:32.463 --> 01:38.989 High quality, delicious waffle with some inane sauce drizzled over the top. 01:39.990 --> 01:41.131 Let's have some music now, though. 01:41.151 --> 01:43.132 This is the Kaiser Chiefs with the Angry Mob. 01:43.513 --> 01:44.754 So they're the Angry Mob. 01:45.950 --> 01:47.130 Who read the papers every day? 01:47.290 --> 01:48.791 Yeah, it's just the Kaiser Chiefs. 01:49.111 --> 01:49.371 Is it? 01:49.491 --> 01:55.953 Yeah, they like who they like, they hate who they hate, and they like to buy... The papers? 01:55.973 --> 01:56.693 The papers every day. 01:56.713 --> 01:59.754 Yeah, they didn't read all the papers every day, maybe they wouldn't be so angry. 02:00.215 --> 02:01.675 Maybe they'd chill out, you know? 02:01.715 --> 02:02.335 Yeah, exactly. 02:02.635 --> 02:04.176 You know, exactly. 02:04.816 --> 02:07.157 So, uh, I had an alarming incident yesterday. 02:07.357 --> 02:07.717 Did you? 02:07.837 --> 02:08.618 Listeners, Adam. 02:08.918 --> 02:09.538 Yeah, what happened? 02:09.598 --> 02:11.799 I tried to log onto my MySpace page. 02:11.879 --> 02:12.119 Right. 02:12.800 --> 02:16.341 www.myspace.com forward slash Joe Cornish. 02:16.481 --> 02:19.423 For the first time in about a month, I imagine you tried to log on there. 02:19.443 --> 02:19.623 Yeah. 02:19.643 --> 02:19.723 Yeah. 02:20.283 --> 02:22.144 And it had been varisified. 02:22.224 --> 02:22.785 Viralized. 02:23.045 --> 02:23.805 Hacker doodled. 02:24.125 --> 02:24.386 Why? 02:24.406 --> 02:27.428 I don't know, but I couldn't log in. 02:28.008 --> 02:39.275 And then my email inbox started to fill up with messages from my spurious Myspace friends, saying that I was offering them a deal on back-to-school trousers. 02:39.895 --> 02:40.376 Oh, really? 02:40.396 --> 02:42.457 They were complaining because they'd been getting weird spam from you. 02:42.477 --> 02:55.008 They were either complaining that I was, yeah, offering them back-to-school trouser offers or that they tried to buy the back-to-school trousers and hadn't had any luck and the discount wasn't what I was promising them. 02:55.769 --> 03:01.294 I suddenly found myself sucked into a school trouser selling kind of confusion. 03:01.714 --> 03:02.735 School trousers? 03:03.156 --> 03:05.778 And there was no sort of sexy aspect to this, was there? 03:06.158 --> 03:07.640 What, you mean a sort of dirty one? 03:07.760 --> 03:08.981 Yeah, cos usually... No, no, no, no. 03:09.121 --> 03:12.104 It was purely a money-off clothing offer. 03:12.304 --> 03:13.064 That's unusual. 03:13.885 --> 03:14.726 It is unusual, isn't it? 03:14.746 --> 03:19.170 Yeah, cos usually with the net, anything spam-spam style... Yeah. 03:19.250 --> 03:22.713 ..is either purely financial, like, please give us your bank details. 03:22.913 --> 03:24.155 Honestly, we're from your bank. 03:24.175 --> 03:28.418 Look, we've printed the logo of your bank in the corner of this piece of spam. 03:28.599 --> 03:29.880 Usually the Royal Bank of Scotland. 03:30.280 --> 03:31.341 All of them do it. 03:31.521 --> 03:31.921 All of them. 03:32.001 --> 03:35.103 Barclays, Bank of Scotland, NatWest, anyone will do it. 03:35.123 --> 03:38.985 They'll stick the logo in the corner there and ask you to get in touch. 03:39.025 --> 03:43.408 I don't have an account with the Royal Bank of Scotland, but they daily try and get my details from me. 03:43.428 --> 03:46.650 A couple of times I've been tempted to follow the link. 03:47.490 --> 03:48.891 I've put your details in. 03:49.091 --> 03:50.973 Just in case there's some money waiting for you. 03:51.033 --> 03:57.998 Well, I don't want to, you know, they're carrying out emergency checks and my PIN number's been used. 03:58.058 --> 03:59.639 They need to check the security. 04:00.059 --> 04:01.140 They need my details. 04:01.881 --> 04:03.522 Oh, I'd better give them... 04:05.252 --> 04:08.735 Anyway, do you want to hear the end of my story, my MySpace story? 04:09.196 --> 04:14.401 I changed my password, put up an apology, and that's the end. 04:14.421 --> 04:15.201 Is it? 04:15.482 --> 04:15.702 Yeah. 04:16.162 --> 04:19.185 You changed your password, so no more spam hacky. 04:19.225 --> 04:22.048 So it's very easy to find the passwords of these things. 04:22.108 --> 04:26.012 My brother, who's an IT guy, was telling me that with... 04:27.473 --> 04:28.333 Wi-Fi as well. 04:28.894 --> 04:32.275 It's very easy to hack people's passwords You know what I mean? 04:32.315 --> 04:51.681 If you go and there was a story in the paper yesterday about a bloke who got arrested for using Some random guy's Wi-Fi standing outside his house The cops saw him with his laptop and he was tapping away on his laptop sat on the wall of some blokes house They arrested him for you illegally using somebody else's Wi-Fi he'd hacked into their passwords 04:51.701 --> 04:53.362 It's a can of electronic worms. 04:53.943 --> 04:55.784 And he's looking at six months. 04:56.224 --> 04:57.825 This guy, or a hefty fine. 04:58.506 --> 05:00.507 So, you know, don't do any of that. 05:00.547 --> 05:00.947 Just don't. 05:01.307 --> 05:02.969 Just whatever you're thinking of doing today, don't. 05:03.009 --> 05:03.489 Put it down. 05:03.789 --> 05:05.190 Here's Dela Soul with Say No Go. 05:05.810 --> 05:07.131 Dela Soul. 05:07.271 --> 05:08.272 That sounds great, doesn't it? 05:08.472 --> 05:09.453 It's wonderful stuff. 05:09.753 --> 05:11.574 Still one of the all-time great hip-hop albums. 05:11.634 --> 05:12.475 How many years later? 05:12.495 --> 05:12.475 89.99. 05:13.315 --> 05:16.377 Two thousand and nine, almost 20 years later. 05:16.397 --> 05:17.418 It's amazing. 05:17.438 --> 05:17.959 18 years later. 05:18.239 --> 05:21.341 But it was never a particularly well-produced album. 05:22.061 --> 05:23.402 What are you talking about? 05:23.642 --> 05:30.264 I'm talking about the fact that it sounded as if it was recorded in a bucket much of it And you know because they made it all themselves in their bedrooms. 05:30.425 --> 05:36.347 Yeah, but but on those terms it was incredibly well produced Well, I know what you mean. 05:36.387 --> 05:38.788 It doesn't sort of sound expansive 05:39.108 --> 05:39.508 It's not beefy. 05:39.548 --> 05:41.970 And it doesn't have all the knob twiddling going on. 05:42.010 --> 05:42.771 Yeah, it's not beefy. 05:42.791 --> 05:44.592 That's true in the way modern hip-hop happens on. 05:44.873 --> 05:47.975 But in terms of the technical achievement... Yes, absolutely. 05:48.015 --> 05:49.836 It's extraordinary and it was revolutionary. 05:50.197 --> 05:54.180 And kids, if you haven't got that album, you can buy it for about £4 now, I think. 05:54.380 --> 05:55.120 Three, probably. 05:55.300 --> 05:55.881 You're mad. 05:56.101 --> 05:57.202 You should go and buy it today. 05:57.242 --> 05:58.503 Whatever sort of music you like. 05:58.863 --> 05:59.023 Exactly. 05:59.063 --> 06:01.124 Everyone should own Three Feet High and Rising. 06:01.644 --> 06:02.785 By De La Soul. 06:03.205 --> 06:07.487 And it's actually got some semi-amusing talking bits in between their tracks. 06:07.627 --> 06:14.209 Yeah, one of the first hip-hop albums to feature skits, which since became one of the most annoying features of hip-hop albums. 06:14.249 --> 06:19.712 In fact, there's a kind of a phoning to be done on the worst possible skit on a hip-hop album. 06:20.812 --> 06:31.237 But those were pretty good ones even though even they get quite tiresome after a few listens Yeah, yeah, and it's certainly not something you want to stick on a compilation I would think but you can skip the skip the skits skits. 06:31.317 --> 06:48.304 Yeah couldn't quite get my mouth around that this early in the morning Now we're talking about myspace and You know that kind of thing well myspace particularly Joe's very keen to boost his myspace friend percentage yes and 06:49.685 --> 06:51.147 He's almost at a thousand, folks. 06:51.167 --> 06:51.768 Yeah, come on. 06:51.788 --> 06:53.670 Do you want to be friends with Joe Cornish? 06:54.211 --> 06:56.073 Log on to... There's very little to it. 06:56.414 --> 06:57.134 Well, you can find him. 06:57.154 --> 07:00.098 What do you do when you log on to... I find Myspace quite annoying. 07:00.519 --> 07:03.422 And I'm thinking of shutting down my... You've got on Myspace as well, haven't you? 07:03.442 --> 07:03.923 My account. 07:04.203 --> 07:05.064 Well, I was told... 07:05.825 --> 07:06.725 by an agent. 07:07.005 --> 07:15.707 She said, because I was going to go over to America, the land of Coca-Cola and golden nuggets. 07:16.208 --> 07:18.228 And I was going to go over to America. 07:18.648 --> 07:26.610 And she said, listen, you need a MySpace account because people, you know, in America, they need to see the stuff you're doing. 07:26.630 --> 07:28.291 You can post some of your videos there. 07:28.691 --> 07:31.931 And it's easy for the agents just to log on to your MySpace page. 07:32.472 --> 07:33.732 And I said, well, I've got a blog. 07:34.412 --> 07:35.753 She said, no, it's not the same. 07:36.374 --> 07:38.756 I said, well, it truly is the same. 07:39.176 --> 07:42.319 You just type in the address of my blog, and then you can see all my videos there. 07:42.939 --> 07:46.022 No, they like MySpace right now. 07:46.202 --> 07:47.463 So you need a MySpace page. 07:47.483 --> 07:48.744 I bet she's not saying that anymore. 07:49.184 --> 07:49.364 No. 07:49.384 --> 07:51.426 Because, in fact, MySpace is kind of over, isn't it? 07:51.586 --> 07:52.207 You would think so. 07:52.267 --> 07:53.407 It's all about Facebook. 07:53.608 --> 07:56.290 How many, because you can only deal with one of these things at a time. 07:56.350 --> 08:03.295 Like who, what Facebook freak, like Edgar Wright, your friend, our friend, is a, he used to be a MySpace 08:04.286 --> 08:05.047 He does both now. 08:05.427 --> 08:06.088 Does he do both? 08:06.128 --> 08:07.349 Does he maintain them and turn them? 08:08.149 --> 08:15.296 What we're trying to think about here, listeners, is what's going to happen next in the world of electronic networking. 08:16.097 --> 08:26.206 The innovation that Facebook brought to the table was that even if you weren't on it, you'd receive an email from a friend who was, and with one click, suddenly you'd have a profile. 08:26.886 --> 08:27.146 Right? 08:27.667 --> 08:28.287 Yeah. 08:28.367 --> 08:30.668 Facebook is kind of invasive. 08:30.928 --> 08:34.450 YouTube does send you messages. 08:34.711 --> 08:37.792 It's as if Facebook has a profile for you even though you don't know it. 08:38.092 --> 08:38.393 Right. 08:38.433 --> 08:41.034 And people are talking about you and inviting you and poking you. 08:41.274 --> 08:46.597 It's like there's a party happening and someone's had a party in your name, in their house. 08:47.058 --> 08:49.199 Hey, there's a Joe Cornish party going on. 08:49.679 --> 08:50.740 Come along, Joe Cornish. 08:51.360 --> 08:51.600 What? 08:52.140 --> 08:52.761 Okay then. 08:53.361 --> 08:54.201 It's that kind of thing. 08:54.381 --> 08:55.202 I don't understand though. 08:55.222 --> 08:58.043 I got sucked into- I don't care about Facebook, but yet I'm still on it. 08:58.083 --> 09:03.125 You get sucked into it like an evil electronic tendril wrapping itself around your ankle. 09:03.325 --> 09:06.086 But does Edgar do both of his pages? 09:06.106 --> 09:07.426 Does he maintain them the whole time? 09:07.446 --> 09:09.287 You don't have to really maintain Facebook, do you? 09:09.307 --> 09:10.328 You just have to respond. 09:10.948 --> 09:12.068 You do kind of have to. 09:12.088 --> 09:13.229 Some people maintain it. 09:13.249 --> 09:14.189 Some people spend ages on it. 09:14.229 --> 09:14.889 Yeah, he does both. 09:15.009 --> 09:15.770 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 09:16.750 --> 09:18.090 But what's the next one going to be? 09:18.130 --> 09:19.551 What's going to supersede Facebook? 09:20.071 --> 09:21.891 If you've got any thoughts on this, text us on 64046. 09:23.891 --> 09:28.332 You can email us at AdamandJoe.6musicatbbc.co.uk. 09:28.352 --> 09:30.793 The guy that invented Facebook is 23. 09:31.193 --> 09:32.093 He's a billionaire. 09:33.153 --> 09:40.474 So there's someone out there who's going to have the next little tiny little incremental progressive idea to push this technology forward. 09:40.734 --> 09:42.255 It could be you listening at home. 09:42.295 --> 09:42.775 It could be you. 09:43.715 --> 09:49.077 Text us in your ideas for the next step that interactive electronic websites should take. 09:49.337 --> 09:50.738 And hey, we can share some of the money. 09:51.098 --> 09:51.658 Chumbucket. 09:52.218 --> 09:52.418 What? 09:52.699 --> 09:53.859 That would be the next... That's your name. 09:53.979 --> 09:54.499 That's the name. 09:54.619 --> 09:54.959 Next site. 09:54.979 --> 09:55.280 That's true. 09:55.300 --> 09:56.340 We've got to start with a name. 09:56.760 --> 09:57.560 Bebo. 09:57.941 --> 09:58.401 Facebook. 09:58.801 --> 10:00.161 It's got to be a kind of catchy name. 10:00.762 --> 10:01.262 Yakbag. 10:01.802 --> 10:03.243 Should we have some more music while we think? 10:03.623 --> 10:04.323 Yeah, absolutely. 10:04.543 --> 10:06.244 This is Emma Pollock with Acid Test. 10:06.564 --> 10:08.485 Hey, this is Adam and Joe here on 6 Music. 10:08.525 --> 10:09.785 We're filling in for Sean Kievny. 10:09.825 --> 10:10.445 He's a wafer. 10:10.666 --> 10:11.686 One more week... He's in Tuscany. 10:12.106 --> 10:13.487 After this, in Tuscany. 10:13.527 --> 10:14.147 Yeah, imagine. 10:14.368 --> 10:17.790 Having a nice Tuscany time. 10:18.030 --> 10:18.690 Tuscany Raiders. 10:19.371 --> 10:21.712 And yeah, dealing with the Sam people. 10:21.732 --> 10:25.174 Is that what the Tuscany American football team are called? 10:25.635 --> 10:26.375 The Tuscany Raiders. 10:26.395 --> 10:28.857 The Tuscany Raiders, and they're all Star Wars themed, do you think? 10:29.537 --> 10:30.858 That's where Sam people come from. 10:31.658 --> 10:33.199 If they're not, they're missing a trick. 10:33.580 --> 10:33.740 Yeah. 10:34.040 --> 10:34.180 Yeah. 10:34.460 --> 10:47.384 So we were just talking about the kind of friends networking phenomenon that continues to reinvent itself online and wondering what would be next for the world of MySpaces and Facebooks and things like that. 10:48.444 --> 10:54.946 We were thinking some kind of site where people post Skurril an innuendo about you, right? 10:54.966 --> 10:58.527 Yeah, using that Facebook mechanism of receiving an email 10:59.567 --> 11:07.094 Which kind of tantalizingly suggests that people are talking about you in another room You receive an email from this website. 11:07.114 --> 11:08.255 What's it called this website? 11:08.415 --> 11:09.395 Well, we had a couple of names. 11:09.536 --> 11:12.738 We thought maybe Jerk circle slagbucket. 11:13.259 --> 11:20.785 So you receive an email it says Someone has slagged you off on slagbucket. 11:20.825 --> 11:23.087 Yeah, or you're a jerk find out why 11:23.967 --> 11:24.568 on Jerk Circle. 11:53.527 --> 11:54.147 been said about 12:17.112 --> 12:19.734 very, very bad contratons on the internet. 12:20.134 --> 12:21.315 It's a disaster area. 12:21.375 --> 12:23.617 So, you know, carry on thinking, folks. 12:24.017 --> 12:27.579 Give us some of your ideas for directions that these places could go in. 12:27.679 --> 12:28.660 Yeah, what's the next step? 12:28.700 --> 12:33.283 What's the next multi-billion pound website that'll convince us all to join it? 12:33.463 --> 12:34.864 We could all get rich off this, you know. 12:35.224 --> 12:36.445 Now, it's time for my session track. 12:36.465 --> 12:46.592 This is a Peel session from 2001, and it's the White Stripes, one of John Peel's favourite bands, and they're playing a track here called La Fayette Blues. 12:46.732 --> 12:47.172 Enjoy! 13:10.140 --> 13:10.781 Yeah, good morning. 13:10.841 --> 13:18.851 Hope you're feeling all happy and perky this morning, ready for the amazing weekend that's coming up, the Big Bang holiday, three days of pure enjoyment. 13:19.252 --> 13:20.073 And sunshine. 13:20.093 --> 13:21.614 We've been promised sunshine. 13:21.715 --> 13:23.777 Yeah, is this going to be sunshine here in London? 13:24.138 --> 13:27.382 As I keep saying, Adam, it has been sunny in the rest of the country. 13:27.902 --> 13:28.723 That's what you say. 13:28.743 --> 13:30.445 But we're broadcasting nationally now. 13:30.585 --> 13:33.407 It's important to embrace the rest of the country. 13:33.427 --> 13:34.928 It has not been too London-centric. 13:35.049 --> 13:40.914 It has been sunny like in a couple of places, but generally the weather has not been great in the UK over the last week. 13:41.114 --> 13:44.437 But it is going to be an amazing weekend. 13:44.877 --> 13:46.839 And the best thing is, you got Monday off. 13:47.359 --> 13:48.981 So imagine what Sunday nights are going to be like. 13:49.241 --> 13:49.561 Yeah. 13:49.862 --> 13:52.444 It's going to be a crazy party. 13:52.564 --> 13:58.108 Everyone's going to be naked, drunk, throwing their own doings at the wall. 14:00.149 --> 14:01.430 That's my kind of party. 14:01.450 --> 14:02.391 It's going to be incredible. 14:02.431 --> 14:03.972 The house is going to be messed up. 14:04.493 --> 14:07.815 The car's going to be driven through the neighbor's front room. 14:07.895 --> 14:09.176 People won't wash. 14:09.417 --> 14:10.317 People won't wash. 14:10.397 --> 14:12.039 No, there'll be tents on the roof. 14:13.039 --> 14:14.000 Slates missing. 14:14.200 --> 14:15.862 Sink pulled out of the thing. 14:15.962 --> 14:16.222 Yeah. 14:16.642 --> 14:35.294 rude words written in lipstick on your mum's bum it's gonna be off the hook man that's you've described my ideal part Sunday night yeah yes and my what oh yeah absolutely can't wait the mum's bum thing that you like most now I'm thinking of what I'm gonna write 14:35.794 --> 14:37.876 Because there's enough room there to write quite a bit. 14:38.076 --> 14:38.676 Poor old mum. 14:38.756 --> 14:39.217 Poor old mum. 14:39.537 --> 14:46.803 So listen, we've been discussing what the next step forward will be in the internet social website networking phenomenon. 14:46.843 --> 14:48.184 That's the correct phrase, isn't it? 14:48.324 --> 14:48.604 Yes. 14:48.704 --> 14:52.087 Internet social networking phenomenon, the INFP. 14:53.488 --> 14:56.349 Um, um, we had the idea for, uh, what was it called? 14:56.369 --> 14:57.649 Uh, slag buckets. 14:57.689 --> 14:59.510 Jerk circle, or slag bucket, or slag bag. 14:59.950 --> 15:12.493 Yeah, where you receive a provocative email in your inbox, uh, informing you that people you don't know or slightly know are talking about you in a malicious way on a website that you then feel compelled to log onto and join. 15:12.653 --> 15:12.833 Yeah. 15:12.873 --> 15:13.493 Cause who wouldn't? 15:13.773 --> 15:15.034 Here's another idea I've had, uh, 15:16.454 --> 15:21.417 CGI technology, virtual paintings, have taken massive steps forward. 15:21.437 --> 15:22.398 It's easy to do. 15:22.498 --> 15:24.119 A toddler can do it now. 15:24.159 --> 15:25.660 In fact, toddlers made Shrek 3. 15:25.980 --> 15:26.241 Right. 15:26.401 --> 15:27.522 Wrote it and made it. 15:27.722 --> 15:29.843 They were even stupid toddlers. 15:29.983 --> 15:30.283 Really? 15:30.363 --> 15:31.424 I believe so. 15:31.464 --> 15:33.285 They were subnormally intelligent. 15:33.305 --> 15:42.752 But anyway, it's so easy now that I think a good idea would be to start a website where people who aren't you, but that know you, make a naked you. 15:43.272 --> 15:43.612 Right. 15:43.832 --> 15:45.534 They're called Frankenstein's on the internet. 15:46.835 --> 15:48.316 Yeah. 15:48.457 --> 15:52.281 An avatar of you has been created on yourbits.com. 15:52.682 --> 15:52.922 Right. 15:53.182 --> 16:01.833 So somewhere there's a naked picture of you with all your details, all your circles, triangles and tubes on display. 16:02.553 --> 16:17.186 All the geometric shapes laid out for all to see you couldn't not click on that So this is actually this is not the same as a Frankenstein because the Frankenstein is just your face Grafted onto somebody else's body, but you're constructing a a nudie from scratch. 16:17.206 --> 16:17.907 Yeah, right, right 16:17.987 --> 16:18.908 Yeah, telling all. 16:19.268 --> 16:21.150 Yeah, so they've taken pictures of you. 16:21.390 --> 16:22.090 No, no, they haven't. 16:22.150 --> 16:22.771 It's imaginary. 16:22.791 --> 16:30.477 No, but listen, they've taken pictures of you and they've sort of constructed from, with a CGI model, what you would look like without clothes. 16:30.537 --> 16:30.937 Exactly. 16:30.997 --> 16:31.197 Right. 16:31.538 --> 16:33.119 So it's sort of realistic. 16:33.479 --> 16:37.282 Yeah, oh no, it's photorealistic, and they've posed you in a revealing pose. 16:37.382 --> 16:37.582 Yeah. 16:37.702 --> 16:39.683 Maybe with a celebrity or something. 16:39.704 --> 16:41.325 Now, how could you not click onto that? 16:41.365 --> 16:44.847 And the thing is, to access that picture, you've got to put in your details. 16:44.867 --> 16:45.768 You've got to log in. 16:45.968 --> 16:46.288 Deets. 16:46.368 --> 16:48.310 And that's the key with something like Facebook. 16:48.730 --> 16:51.232 You log in to see what people have said about you, and that's it. 16:51.252 --> 16:51.592 You're hooked. 16:51.612 --> 16:52.152 You're hooked. 16:52.252 --> 16:52.873 You're in the web. 16:53.433 --> 16:53.633 Yeah. 16:53.854 --> 16:55.335 So both of those are brilliant ideas. 16:55.355 --> 16:56.135 What would you call that one? 16:56.175 --> 16:57.376 I think it's an agree listener's. 16:57.696 --> 16:58.157 Bitbox. 17:00.139 --> 17:00.679 Bit torrent. 17:02.421 --> 17:03.021 Bit torrent. 17:03.361 --> 17:04.162 Yeah, something like that. 17:04.402 --> 17:06.704 If you've got ideas, listeners, please text us in. 17:06.724 --> 17:06.704 64046. 17:09.086 --> 17:18.913 Obviously we're getting hundreds of texts, but it would be true to say that between 7 and 8 in the morning, when our listenership are a bit groggy, we don't get as many texts as we do later in the show. 17:19.314 --> 17:21.515 So yours is almost guaranteed to be read out. 17:22.276 --> 17:25.739 But if I'm making it sound like we're not getting any, that's wrong. 17:25.759 --> 17:27.540 Because we're getting millions. 17:27.620 --> 17:28.221 Millions. 17:28.661 --> 17:29.161 Music now. 17:29.181 --> 17:31.843 This is Arcade Fire with Neighbourhood Number Two. 17:32.204 --> 17:32.504 There you go. 17:32.524 --> 17:35.426 There's something else to look forward to on Bank Holiday Monday, Harry Hill's show. 17:35.646 --> 17:36.587 That's sure to be great. 17:36.607 --> 17:37.528 It'll be fantastic. 17:38.088 --> 17:39.750 Sodom and Joe on BBC Six Music. 17:39.950 --> 17:41.291 It's quarter to eight in the morning. 17:42.011 --> 17:42.852 And it's Friday. 17:43.312 --> 17:45.514 So you know, you just got to get through today. 17:45.994 --> 17:46.855 Then it's fun time. 17:47.135 --> 17:47.676 Crackerjack. 17:48.136 --> 17:48.957 Crackerjack time. 17:49.057 --> 17:49.337 Yeah. 17:49.457 --> 17:49.877 Exactly. 17:50.778 --> 17:52.859 No excuse to be miserable today. 17:53.379 --> 17:53.979 No, exactly. 17:53.999 --> 17:56.920 If you're miserable today, then I hate you. 17:57.740 --> 17:58.380 That's a bit much. 17:58.400 --> 17:59.500 What if something terrible's happened? 17:59.520 --> 18:00.500 No, I went too far. 18:00.720 --> 18:00.900 Yeah. 18:01.201 --> 18:03.061 OK, it's time for my session track. 18:03.661 --> 18:05.882 And this morning, here's some associates. 18:05.922 --> 18:11.243 This is from John Peel, a Radio 1 session on the 28th of April 1981. 18:11.643 --> 18:14.084 What were you doing on the 28th of April 1981, Adam? 18:14.524 --> 18:16.844 You know, you've actually got diaries, haven't you, Adam Buxton? 18:16.964 --> 18:19.005 Yeah, but not from the... Well, I was from 1981. 18:19.105 --> 18:19.505 Not from 1981? 18:20.205 --> 18:20.666 writing something. 18:20.686 --> 18:21.426 My diaries are a little bit erratic. 18:21.446 --> 18:23.609 Around then I was writing a story on a roll of lavatory paper. 18:23.689 --> 18:24.590 Were you really? 18:24.630 --> 18:25.151 Yeah, on a pink roll. 18:37.784 --> 18:38.405 Is that what he did? 18:38.425 --> 18:44.389 Yeah, he wrote his erotic doings on a toilet roll in prison during the French Revolution. 18:44.749 --> 18:45.710 There you go. 18:45.730 --> 18:46.650 There you go, fat fans. 18:46.770 --> 18:48.552 Well, I was doing something very similar. 18:48.752 --> 18:55.136 And I was sporting a couple of parallel scratches on my cheek that I got from running through some bushes. 18:55.156 --> 18:57.338 But you thought you looked a bit like Adam Ant. 18:57.358 --> 18:58.899 You looked a lot like Adam Ant. 18:59.539 --> 19:01.000 And I thought, I'm the coolest. 19:01.220 --> 19:03.542 And when the scars started to fade, 19:04.282 --> 19:06.844 I was very much tempted to deepen them. 19:07.044 --> 19:10.826 Like Bruce Willis in Die Hard 4.0, he's got a ludicrous set of scratches that are just designed to look cool. 19:25.194 --> 19:30.679 One of- that's one of the hallmarks of a successful Hollywood action hero is to be able to be scarred in a sexy way. 19:30.739 --> 19:31.640 Sexy and scarred. 19:31.680 --> 19:33.902 Yeah, so anyway, here's some associates from April 1981. 19:34.082 --> 19:37.445 This is a track called Me Myself and the Tragic Story. 19:43.863 --> 19:44.724 Oh, dearie me. 19:45.444 --> 19:48.246 Oh, dear, if that hasn't woken you up, nothing will. 19:48.266 --> 19:51.748 That's The Associates, recorded for John Peel on Radio One on the 28th of April 1981. 19:52.729 --> 19:54.930 It's a track called Me, Myself and the Tragic Story. 19:55.391 --> 20:02.755 We can't figure out whether that comes off an Associates album or whether that's a track that only really existed alive or maybe a beast side or something. 20:03.015 --> 20:05.857 Sounds as if they may have just made that. 20:06.017 --> 20:06.858 As on the spot. 20:06.938 --> 20:07.839 I only ever played it once. 20:07.859 --> 20:07.939 Yeah. 20:07.979 --> 20:08.019 So. 20:11.420 --> 20:12.681 You don't understand the associates. 20:12.861 --> 20:13.521 They're good, man. 20:13.561 --> 20:14.481 They're a great band. 20:14.621 --> 20:18.102 Do text us or email us if you know the source of that track. 20:18.482 --> 20:19.562 But it was a good one, wasn't it? 20:20.183 --> 20:22.543 It was pretty... It was hardcore associates. 20:22.643 --> 20:23.743 It had some pretty nuts. 20:25.264 --> 20:26.044 Delightful nuts. 20:26.404 --> 20:31.725 Now, we've been asking you to text us in with your suggestions for the next step that the Phenomenum... Phenomenum. 20:32.406 --> 20:33.086 Phenomenum. 20:33.226 --> 20:33.666 Phenomenum. 20:33.706 --> 20:34.326 Ah, I'm so tired. 20:38.217 --> 20:38.437 What? 20:38.517 --> 20:41.678 The next step that social networking sites will take? 20:42.738 --> 20:45.099 Carry on talking, Adam, please. 20:45.119 --> 20:50.581 The beds come in to try and give us a bit of... Emergency! 20:50.881 --> 20:52.561 Get James Brown in, please! 20:52.581 --> 20:57.583 It's like the radio equivalent of one of those pulmonary heart restart things. 20:57.623 --> 20:58.183 What are they called? 20:59.083 --> 21:01.024 Yes, yes, those shocker things. 21:01.364 --> 21:06.287 I can't think of... My brain normally doesn't even start working until about two in the afternoon. 21:06.307 --> 21:16.472 Well, you know, listeners, we're almost at the halfway point in our two-week stint filling in for shonk evening, and it's been a bit of a cold shower for us getting up this early and trying to be, like, lucid. 21:16.492 --> 21:19.293 You know, because I've got up early in my life before, right? 21:19.553 --> 21:19.833 Yeah. 21:19.933 --> 21:23.295 Because every now and again you have to, maybe to catch a plane or something like that. 21:23.315 --> 21:26.617 Yeah, or if you're filming something for telly, you have to get up terribly early. 21:26.777 --> 21:27.597 But not day after day. 21:27.697 --> 21:42.645 today like maybe three times in a row that's the most it's ever happened to me for us it's like a kind of David Blaine art magic experiment isn't it's like we're trapped in a sort of glass box suspended over over central London 21:44.125 --> 21:45.926 very early every morning. 21:45.986 --> 21:48.847 And I feel like I'm jet lagged the rest of the day. 21:48.927 --> 21:49.427 Do you? 21:49.587 --> 22:03.732 And my groggy brain just gets little snatches of things that I said on this radio show coming back to me and just some of the malformed, mangled, rubbish sentences that I've come out with just come back to haunt me throughout the rest of the day. 22:03.792 --> 22:04.353 But you know what? 22:04.373 --> 22:09.674 The vast majority of people who listen between seven and ten will probably be getting up this early regularly. 22:09.855 --> 22:10.535 I know, exactly. 22:11.135 --> 22:16.961 A couple of spoiled, mollycoddled... I don't know what the word would be. 22:17.681 --> 22:18.042 Dicks. 22:19.103 --> 22:19.643 Very possibly. 22:19.663 --> 22:20.244 Would that be the word? 22:20.264 --> 22:21.565 I don't think so. 22:22.166 --> 22:23.427 I don't think that would be the word. 22:23.627 --> 22:24.068 Yeah, it would. 22:24.668 --> 22:26.270 Anyway, shall we have a little bit more music? 22:26.550 --> 22:26.970 Yeah, okay. 22:26.990 --> 22:28.372 While we punish you for saying that. 22:28.612 --> 22:29.813 Oh, come on, I'm allowed that. 22:29.873 --> 22:31.054 Are we gonna have some Edwin Collins? 22:31.415 --> 22:34.137 Yeah, this is... Edwin Collins is a terrific new single. 22:34.157 --> 22:35.559 I love this one, it's called You'll Never Know. 22:36.079 --> 22:37.360 That's very good, isn't it? 22:37.400 --> 22:40.281 That's Edwin Collins' new single, You'll Never Know. 22:40.301 --> 22:41.662 I just love hearing his voice. 22:41.722 --> 22:43.323 It's like hearing the voice of an old friend. 22:43.583 --> 22:44.463 That's true, isn't it? 22:44.543 --> 22:48.285 He was the soundtrack of many of our favourite youthful moments. 22:48.465 --> 22:48.745 Yes. 22:49.486 --> 22:50.566 All of which are gone now. 22:51.387 --> 22:51.907 Very old. 22:53.008 --> 23:06.799 We've been asking you listeners to email in with your suggestions of how social networking sites will progress in the future, how we can all make millions of pounds like the child who invented Facebook, who's now living in a massive house made out of jelly beans. 23:07.900 --> 23:09.982 So here is some of the stuff what you've texted in. 23:10.862 --> 23:13.644 First of all, dear Adam and Jo, please read this text out. 23:13.885 --> 23:15.046 Love from Andy and Amanda. 23:15.666 --> 23:16.327 That's a good one. 23:16.347 --> 23:17.387 Thanks, Andy and Amanda. 23:17.527 --> 23:17.928 I've done it. 23:18.908 --> 23:19.429 Here's another one. 23:19.449 --> 23:20.249 Is that all I have to say? 23:20.289 --> 23:20.870 Yeah, yeah. 23:20.910 --> 23:21.630 Please read this out. 23:21.650 --> 23:23.912 I thought that deserved to be read out. 23:24.132 --> 23:26.434 It's blunt cheekiness attracted me. 23:27.615 --> 23:28.895 Okay, here's one that's on topic. 23:29.576 --> 23:31.177 The site would be called Nosebag. 23:31.617 --> 23:35.480 It would open your emails for you and spread rumours about you. 23:35.780 --> 23:36.721 That's quite a good one, isn't it? 23:36.761 --> 23:43.646 You'd just get an email saying, Nosebag has intercepted your emails and CC'd them to the following people. 23:43.866 --> 23:44.707 Yeah, that's quite good. 23:44.827 --> 23:48.010 Yeah, and in order to stop that happening, you'd have to log on to Nosebag. 23:49.010 --> 23:53.915 And that Nosebag would have you, it would be able to start selling advertising, and the adventure of Nosebag would be a billionaire. 23:54.015 --> 23:58.839 Yeah, yeah, and it's also not totally dissimilar to what happens already, except in reverse. 23:59.099 --> 24:05.044 Because you know, a lot of the time you find yourself getting emails saying, somebody has sent you a message on Facebook. 24:05.404 --> 24:08.207 So you have to log into Facebook to see the message 24:08.427 --> 24:10.809 that they could have just emailed to you in the first place! 24:10.829 --> 24:11.110 Do you hear me? 24:11.130 --> 24:11.931 You know what I'm saying? 24:12.031 --> 24:12.271 Yeah. 24:12.291 --> 24:13.132 Sorry, I got a little angry. 24:13.172 --> 24:14.113 You were angry about that. 24:14.133 --> 24:14.934 I was furious there. 24:15.154 --> 24:17.696 But, you know, like, all you've done is double the time. 24:17.756 --> 24:18.918 It takes you to read a message. 24:18.958 --> 24:19.959 I know, I know. 24:20.419 --> 24:25.084 Someone has made the point that... Someone has made the point that Facebook is just the internet anyway. 24:25.724 --> 24:28.626 It's just the internet called Facebook and controlled by Facebook. 24:28.646 --> 24:32.488 There's nothing that Facebook does that can't just be generally done on the internet. 24:32.508 --> 24:33.929 Well, it narrows the field, doesn't it? 24:33.949 --> 24:39.672 It makes it more localised so that it's just the people that presumably you once bumped into that you're dealing with. 24:39.912 --> 24:40.292 Dominic? 24:41.052 --> 24:51.358 has taken on our idea of the bitsandbobs.com, the site that would create a naked avatar of you that you'd be compelled to log on to check the size of your bits. 24:51.838 --> 24:53.519 He says, I like the bits idea. 24:53.739 --> 24:54.980 Could it be like Wikipedia? 24:55.180 --> 25:00.963 So anybody who's genuinely seen you naked could edit the photos so they become more and more accurate. 25:01.403 --> 25:12.899 So you have your nude avatar and it would say yesterday this nude avatar was edited by Trish who you slept with when you were 22 and she's made your winkle smaller. 25:12.999 --> 25:13.479 That's right. 25:13.760 --> 25:18.566 Trish remembers that you had an unsightly birthmark in your left inner thigh. 25:19.187 --> 25:20.028 Exactly. 25:20.068 --> 25:21.409 That's a very good idea, Dominic. 25:21.449 --> 25:22.050 Very good. 25:22.110 --> 25:23.391 Here's one more final one. 25:23.931 --> 25:25.773 This is my favourite from Aaron in Radcliffe. 25:26.033 --> 25:31.398 The next big internet thing will be a mash-up of MySpace and Facebook called Sit on My Facebook. 25:32.620 --> 25:33.740 Right. 25:33.780 --> 25:35.901 How is that a mash-up of MySpace and Facebook? 25:35.961 --> 25:36.421 I don't know. 25:36.541 --> 25:42.063 Let's ask the news readers, because it's time for news on BBC 6 Music Red by Catherine and Adrian. 25:42.103 --> 25:43.924 There she goes with summer in her hair. 25:44.524 --> 25:44.744 Yeah. 25:44.804 --> 25:46.125 Is that a track by Timothée? 25:46.325 --> 25:46.625 Mmm. 25:47.145 --> 25:48.265 Yeah, that's beatific visions. 25:48.285 --> 25:49.346 Does Timothée still exist? 25:50.146 --> 25:51.387 I don't know if it does, you know. 25:51.607 --> 25:52.347 Timothee. 25:52.367 --> 25:53.848 I think it might have been phased out. 25:54.169 --> 25:54.529 Really? 25:54.609 --> 25:57.110 Because they found that it wasn't real sunshine they were using. 25:57.371 --> 25:57.771 Really? 25:58.031 --> 25:58.151 Yeah. 25:58.171 --> 25:58.872 What were they using? 25:59.232 --> 26:00.533 Just nuclear bits? 26:00.813 --> 26:03.094 Yeah, all they'd done was fried up some drizzle. 26:03.695 --> 26:04.195 Really? 26:04.215 --> 26:07.957 Yeah, and they'd kind of blasted it with neutrons. 26:08.017 --> 26:08.958 You're so clever. 26:09.198 --> 26:09.578 I know! 26:09.618 --> 26:11.139 You're so clever, you know everything. 26:11.199 --> 26:12.740 I do know, I'm like Stephen Fry. 26:12.921 --> 26:15.142 Hey, this is Adam and Jo, this is BBC Six Music. 26:15.182 --> 26:16.143 It's five past eight. 26:16.343 --> 26:18.164 It's the middle of our exciting breakfast show. 26:18.204 --> 26:24.268 It's a Friday, so it couldn't be more exciting here in the studio. 26:25.850 --> 26:28.812 Funny it wasn't so early, that's the only thing that's struggling a little bit. 26:29.132 --> 26:33.555 But we are going to talk to Ben right now because he's our serial thriller today. 26:33.595 --> 26:35.456 He's picked out a couple of tracks for us. 26:35.556 --> 26:36.877 Ben Kelly, that's a good name. 26:37.117 --> 26:37.838 Ben, are you there? 26:38.359 --> 26:38.999 Good morning, Adam. 26:39.019 --> 26:39.619 Good morning, Joe. 26:39.699 --> 26:42.800 Hey, you sound like a sensible, level-headed kind of a person. 26:43.240 --> 26:45.641 Well, thank you very much. 26:45.761 --> 26:48.222 And you should be because you work for American Express. 26:48.522 --> 26:49.682 Yes, I do, for my sins, yes. 26:50.262 --> 26:51.862 What kind of things do you do for them? 26:51.902 --> 26:53.723 What will you be doing when you go into the office today, Ben? 26:54.923 --> 26:56.204 Looking on the internet, probably. 26:57.024 --> 27:01.805 And do you spend a lot of time just goofing off and pretending to work and just looking at stuff on YouTube? 27:02.313 --> 27:04.115 I used to, but I have to be sent to all these things. 27:04.255 --> 27:05.977 I used to, but I have to be sent to all these things. 27:05.997 --> 27:08.680 I used to, but I have to be sent to all these things. 27:08.720 --> 27:10.482 I used to, but I have to be sent to all these things. 27:10.502 --> 27:12.324 I used to, but I have to be sent to all these things. 27:12.344 --> 27:13.846 I used to, but I have to be sent to all these things. 27:13.866 --> 27:17.089 I used to, but I have to be sent to all these things. 27:18.642 --> 27:19.823 I think it's Midnight Express. 27:20.363 --> 27:21.464 Oh, no, that's a great film. 27:21.704 --> 27:29.509 It is a great... It's a weird film to have as your favourite, though, Pen, because it's quite... Do you, like, watch it, you know, over and over again? 27:29.529 --> 27:40.876 Do you come home and think, oh, I really fancy seeing a man molested in the shower, a traumatic drugs bust, and then somebody speared through the back of their head by a clothes peg? 27:42.957 --> 27:58.088 really whether they're the three top moments in that film come on what's the the fourth top moment is when he gets a visit from his girlfriend and he's such a sorry position in his life that I won't go into yeah kids if you haven't seen midnight expresses 27:58.208 --> 28:01.329 It's an ideal film to watch when you're about 14, isn't it? 28:01.489 --> 28:01.790 Yes. 28:02.110 --> 28:05.771 And when you sort of don't know that that kind of thing ever went down in the world. 28:05.791 --> 28:12.114 So there's two recommendations for younger listeners, Della Sol's Three Feet High and Rising, and a copy of Midnight Express. 28:12.414 --> 28:16.816 Directed by Alan Parker, and tragically the star of that film is no longer alive. 28:16.836 --> 28:17.676 He died very young. 28:17.696 --> 28:19.257 Now, what's he called? 28:20.037 --> 28:20.818 Ah, what is he called? 28:20.838 --> 28:21.458 Do you know that, Ben? 28:22.324 --> 28:23.165 The actor's name? 28:23.245 --> 28:23.565 Yeah. 28:24.146 --> 28:25.287 It's not Brian Keith. 28:26.168 --> 28:26.848 Billy something. 28:26.889 --> 28:28.150 Someone can text us that. 28:28.190 --> 28:28.910 We'll find out. 28:29.992 --> 28:33.295 For a favourite film, it's surprising you don't know the name of the lead actor. 28:33.475 --> 28:35.377 Very strange. 28:35.397 --> 28:36.898 A little disappointed with you, Ben. 28:37.098 --> 28:38.280 Have you ever actually seen the film? 28:39.343 --> 28:40.003 never seen in my life. 28:40.684 --> 28:41.324 That's what I thought. 28:41.705 --> 28:44.246 And you went go-karting last weekend. 28:44.306 --> 28:45.447 He's not six. 28:46.087 --> 28:46.588 He did. 28:46.628 --> 28:49.229 You said that and you went go-karting last weekend. 28:49.289 --> 28:50.630 He is six. 28:50.690 --> 28:51.411 He is six. 28:51.471 --> 28:59.416 He's a genius six-year-old who works for American Express, advising them on how to make the company more attractive to six-year-olds. 28:59.876 --> 29:00.997 Was it? 29:01.017 --> 29:02.018 Did you win the go-karting? 29:02.098 --> 29:02.558 I was rubbish. 29:02.578 --> 29:05.620 I thought all those years of Mario Kart would have paid dividends. 29:05.820 --> 29:07.861 Really on my stag weekend. 29:08.001 --> 29:09.021 We went go karting. 29:09.181 --> 29:17.164 I was excited about it I think I may have come second or even one I got really competitive Joe had a little kind of brain fart. 29:17.545 --> 29:23.687 I'm with Ben and because I play a lot of Mario kart as well I was hoping it would translate to the real world. 29:24.347 --> 29:25.027 It doesn't know. 29:25.047 --> 29:26.808 No, what do you have anything to fire? 29:26.908 --> 29:28.449 He was puttering along at the back 29:29.229 --> 29:31.191 He got really terrified Did you get frightened Ben? 29:38.877 --> 29:40.118 That's not a very nice thing to say. 29:40.198 --> 29:41.699 On the actual track, we're assuming. 29:41.719 --> 29:42.540 Yeah, on the actual track, of course. 29:42.560 --> 29:42.920 There you go. 29:43.201 --> 29:45.182 Now, what music have you picked out for us today, Ben? 29:45.543 --> 29:49.246 I've got Primal Spring Loaded and Granddaddy Crystal Lake. 29:49.546 --> 29:50.187 Oh, Crystal Lake. 29:50.207 --> 29:51.127 That's a lovely track. 29:51.348 --> 29:53.970 Does that have anything to do with the Friday the 13th films? 29:54.790 --> 29:55.351 Crystal Lake. 29:55.491 --> 29:59.394 Because, of course, it's Camp Crystal Lake where they all get chopped up, isn't it, Ben? 29:59.434 --> 30:00.535 Does that have anything to do with that? 30:00.936 --> 30:01.576 It may well do. 30:01.636 --> 30:02.737 Listen carefully to the lyrics. 30:03.338 --> 30:05.840 We're going to play that one first, but thank you very much indeed, Ben. 30:06.581 --> 30:07.984 Yeah, same to you. 30:08.105 --> 30:09.468 Here's Friday the 13th night. 30:09.829 --> 30:10.310 Ch-ch-ch! 30:11.966 --> 30:41.846 there you go and this is granddaddy with crystal lake there we go that was uh this week's serial thriller courtesy of ben kelly uh thanks a lot ben nice choices we were talking about where the sample came from in the primal scream track loaded and it was peter fonda in a film called the wild angel all about bikers i think he made it before easy rider i think did he done it he did done it before easy rider i think and that was a little sample from it there so thanks a lot ben yeah good tracks 30:42.346 --> 30:52.515 Yeah, and hello, we're Adam and Joe, this is BBC6 Music, it's just coming up to 20 past eight, we're doing the breakfast show, uh, this week, we've done it all this week, and we're doing it next week. 30:52.535 --> 30:52.936 Yeah, it's all done. 30:52.956 --> 30:53.936 It's almost more or less all done. 30:54.017 --> 30:54.777 It's all sorted, love. 30:54.797 --> 30:55.798 It should take another week. 30:55.878 --> 30:56.939 Invoice will be in the past. 30:56.959 --> 30:57.800 Then we'll be out. 30:57.960 --> 30:59.942 Don't use it for a couple of days, let it settle. 30:59.982 --> 31:01.323 Don't worry, Keeve knew we'd be back. 31:01.843 --> 31:03.605 Yeah, we'll be here for about another week, that's it. 31:03.645 --> 31:04.726 Do you want me to sweep that up? 31:05.026 --> 31:06.027 Yeah, it's not a problem. 31:06.047 --> 31:06.747 We can paint. 31:06.887 --> 31:07.807 We can fix all that. 31:08.248 --> 31:09.368 Guaranteed for two years. 31:09.788 --> 31:12.210 Have you been having dreams about your builders again? 31:12.590 --> 31:12.950 No, no. 31:13.010 --> 31:17.672 I was telling Adam I had a bizarre dream the other day where I was very angry with my builder friend. 31:18.653 --> 31:19.873 Adam and I used the same builder. 31:19.913 --> 31:20.974 He's a lovely guy. 31:21.134 --> 31:22.535 I've got no reason to be angry with him. 31:22.915 --> 31:25.116 But in this dream, I was furious with him. 31:25.716 --> 31:29.938 He'd completely re-wallpapered a wall that I didn't want re-wallpapered. 31:29.978 --> 31:31.079 Oh, you idiot. 31:31.239 --> 31:32.139 I was so angry. 31:32.159 --> 31:32.260 Yeah. 31:33.340 --> 31:34.881 I just must be angry about something else. 31:34.981 --> 31:46.848 And in your dream, when you were angry with him... him... him... were you... him... were you expressing your anger in a manly way or were you a little bitch? 31:47.389 --> 31:50.911 Was your voice cracking and were you sort of shaking and being a bit of a late man? 31:50.931 --> 31:55.634 No, I just get dreams where I'm... where I'm just full of furious energy and frustration, basically. 31:55.754 --> 31:56.314 Frustration. 31:56.675 --> 31:56.955 Right. 31:56.995 --> 31:58.155 That's what my life's all about. 31:58.175 --> 31:59.917 Yeah, because you're keeping it all buttoned up. 31:59.937 --> 32:00.517 Keeping it all in. 32:00.817 --> 32:05.779 keeping it all in and then in your dreams you turn into... Not always, not every night. 32:06.179 --> 32:07.020 Most nights. 32:07.460 --> 32:08.320 But not every night. 32:08.880 --> 32:11.101 Anyway, you're not allowed to talk about your dreams, it's boring, right? 32:11.121 --> 32:12.042 It is a little bit boring. 32:12.102 --> 32:12.262 Yeah. 32:12.502 --> 32:19.585 Now, listeners, we're going to be doing Text the Nation, which has become one of Britain's most loved 32:20.425 --> 32:41.073 uh interactive things it's britain's favorite feature it's britain's favorite feature in the tv quick awards yeah it's been nominated for a mobo britain's favorite feature yeah it's an exciting feature that in which we do what we've done all through the show invite your texts but this time with a jingle 32:43.594 --> 33:06.449 Yeah, is that good enough is what people like that's what people want so that's exciting And we've got a really kind of slightly cheesy theme to text in on a sort of good Stupid breakfast show type thing yeah exactly because normally of course the level of debate and interaction here is like the intellectual It's very highbrow, but we're gonna be a little trivial today for you, but before that 33:06.969 --> 33:10.190 How about some more block-rocking beats from those Chemical Brothers? 33:10.430 --> 33:15.852 Uh, although the track is not block-rocking beats, that was a bad introduction because it used the name of one of their other tracks. 33:16.533 --> 33:18.133 Anyway, this is called the Salmon Dance. 33:18.153 --> 33:18.874 How about some dancing salmon? 33:18.894 --> 33:21.515 How about some salmon dancing from the Chemical Brothers? 33:21.535 --> 33:22.075 That's what I mean. 33:23.410 --> 33:24.010 Who's hungry? 33:24.571 --> 33:25.231 Me, I'm hungry. 33:25.672 --> 33:29.975 That's the Chemical Brothers with the Salmon Dance, and that features Fat Lip. 33:30.295 --> 33:32.437 Is that the Fat Lip formerly of The Far Side? 33:32.817 --> 33:33.658 I think it must be, yeah. 33:33.678 --> 33:34.178 It must be. 33:34.839 --> 33:36.520 Listeners, Fat Lip is a bit of a genius. 33:36.760 --> 33:44.406 He was the lead rapper-type person of a fantastic hip-hop group called The Far Side, who sadly split up after making a couple of amazing albums. 33:44.666 --> 33:52.933 But he did release a solo album in America only that I bought a couple of copies of, a couple of copies of when I was last over there, and it's brilliant. 33:53.493 --> 33:56.255 All the tracks are too sweary, so I've never been able to play them on the radio. 33:56.395 --> 33:56.635 Right. 33:56.735 --> 33:57.755 But Fat Lip is a genius. 33:57.775 --> 33:58.656 What's it called, the album? 33:59.056 --> 33:59.797 I can't remember. 33:59.817 --> 34:00.557 Oh. 34:00.677 --> 34:01.257 Yeah, I can't remember. 34:01.277 --> 34:02.318 I'll find out for you in a second. 34:02.698 --> 34:03.278 I do love it, though. 34:03.298 --> 34:06.940 It's one of those albums that I love so much, I never really paid attention to the title. 34:06.960 --> 34:07.161 Yeah. 34:07.221 --> 34:07.961 Do you ever get that? 34:08.021 --> 34:11.503 You just stick it in and stick it in iTunes and kind of forget what it's called. 34:11.623 --> 34:17.666 Especially in the computer age, certainly when you load stuff onto your... Titles are almost becoming... What's the word? 34:18.167 --> 34:19.167 Ob- obsolete. 34:19.187 --> 34:19.948 Ob- obsolete. 34:20.008 --> 34:20.488 Ob- obsolete. 34:20.808 --> 34:21.288 Irrelevant. 34:21.529 --> 34:25.411 Yeah, and that's a bit of a sort of, it sounds a bit like a nerd track as well on the track. 34:25.812 --> 34:32.317 It's a weird sort of amalgam of fashionable, you know, urban music styles by the Chemical Brothers. 34:32.477 --> 34:33.978 Yeah, he says, you feelin' me? 34:34.358 --> 34:36.240 That's a new street phrase, isn't it? 34:36.480 --> 34:36.640 No. 34:36.880 --> 34:37.540 You feelin' me? 34:37.821 --> 34:37.961 No. 34:38.181 --> 34:38.942 Are you feelin' me? 34:39.122 --> 34:39.222 No. 34:39.702 --> 34:40.002 Why? 34:40.222 --> 34:40.462 Why? 34:40.522 --> 34:43.284 Because that's the oldest street phrase. 34:43.684 --> 34:44.404 You feelin' me? 34:44.965 --> 34:47.026 I only just heard that, watching prison break the other day. 34:47.046 --> 34:47.266 Really? 34:47.366 --> 34:47.606 Yeah. 34:48.006 --> 34:49.947 How long's that been around? 34:49.967 --> 34:50.307 40,000 years. 34:50.327 --> 34:52.108 40,000 years?! 34:52.508 --> 34:54.249 No one ever tells me anything. 34:54.749 --> 34:55.450 You feelin' me? 34:55.870 --> 34:56.850 No, I'm not feeling you. 34:56.870 --> 34:57.891 What are you talking about? 34:57.951 --> 35:04.374 Now listen, just before 8.30, we're gonna play you a special track, which is the Rebel Playlist winner from Steve LaMax Show. 35:04.394 --> 35:05.955 Can you explain all this business, Adam? 35:07.195 --> 35:07.416 No. 35:08.877 --> 35:20.448 Steve LaMac has... He gets people to vote for tracks that are not currently on the six-music playlist, and they sort of vote against each other, and then the winner of that gets on the playlist. 35:20.528 --> 35:21.429 It gets played all the time. 35:21.469 --> 35:22.210 So this is the winner. 35:22.250 --> 35:23.191 It's by Lou Rhodes. 35:23.311 --> 35:23.871 It's the Rainer. 35:24.372 --> 35:27.675 I think this has probably been voted for by a lot of very anxious women. 35:28.736 --> 35:29.016 Ladies. 35:29.076 --> 35:29.937 It's lady music. 35:30.017 --> 35:30.457 Listen to this. 35:31.258 --> 35:38.885 New roads, uh, with the rain, this is Adam and Joel on BBC Six Music, a kind of female Travis Bickle there, waiting for the rain to come and wash all the scum off the streets. 35:38.965 --> 35:46.091 And I said before that, uh, because it had won the Rebel playlist on Steve LaMac's show, it was now part of the Six Music playlist. 35:46.151 --> 35:46.352 Wrong. 35:46.772 --> 36:05.873 wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong 36:05.973 --> 36:10.174 We were, we were referring to it as a sort of a breakfast show cliche. 36:10.214 --> 36:10.695 We're playing it. 36:11.375 --> 36:13.376 That's the Boo Radleys with Wake Up Boo. 36:13.656 --> 36:17.877 That was amongst our list of songs that would be great to wake up to yesterday. 36:18.317 --> 36:24.019 Other ones I thought of were Six Pints None the Richer and... This was like a list of cliches. 36:24.059 --> 36:25.660 Fairground attraction, perfect. 36:25.980 --> 36:29.401 So maybe Six Pints None the Richer will be in the playlist on Monday. 36:29.881 --> 36:35.305 But now, listeners, it's time for our most in- the- in fact, the nation's- The nation's favourite feature. 36:35.325 --> 36:36.026 Radio feature. 36:36.086 --> 36:36.226 Yeah. 36:36.346 --> 36:36.947 Here's the jingle. 36:39.229 --> 36:40.049 Text-a-nation. 36:40.109 --> 36:41.170 Text, text, text. 36:41.290 --> 36:42.011 Text-a-nation. 36:42.071 --> 36:43.032 What if I don't want to? 36:43.292 --> 36:44.012 Text-a-nation. 36:44.112 --> 36:45.113 But I'm using email. 36:45.293 --> 36:46.014 Is that a problem? 36:46.054 --> 36:46.614 It doesn't matter. 36:46.634 --> 36:46.875 Text! 36:49.827 --> 36:57.029 You know what, it's probably illegal to say it's Britain's favourite feature, especially as this is the BBC, the Big British Castle. 36:57.129 --> 36:57.650 That's true. 36:57.850 --> 37:01.231 There's... You can probably be had up on charges and led away in the studio. 37:01.251 --> 37:03.471 No, but it's such a nebulous statement, anyway. 37:03.511 --> 37:03.812 Yeah. 37:04.012 --> 37:05.332 I mean, people use it all the time. 37:05.412 --> 37:06.752 Because it's impossible to prove. 37:06.832 --> 37:10.134 The nation's favourite, in fact, the BBC use it all the time. 37:10.174 --> 37:10.374 Right. 37:10.574 --> 37:13.975 The nation's favourite poem, that sort of business. 37:14.055 --> 37:14.275 Yes. 37:14.375 --> 37:17.536 It's not the nation, it's just whoever happens to text in. 37:17.856 --> 37:18.296 That's right. 37:18.356 --> 37:22.599 And I think there's a sort of unspoken understanding that it's a load of bullies. 37:22.839 --> 37:25.460 Do British Airways still call themselves the world's favourite airline? 37:25.500 --> 37:29.662 No, in fact they call themselves the world's least favourite airline. 37:29.703 --> 37:37.727 Now, they spent millions of pounds on focus groups and that was the conclusion the focus group came up with, the world's least favourite airline. 37:38.207 --> 37:45.410 And now, on the tails of their planes, they've got a picture of a miserable middle-aged woman with two toddlers sitting on a suitcase. 37:45.430 --> 37:47.530 In fact, she's not sitting on a suitcase because they lost it. 37:48.571 --> 37:49.851 Anyway, you get the general idea. 37:50.551 --> 37:53.012 That's not to say that they are the worst airline. 37:53.032 --> 37:55.053 They're no better or worse than any other airline. 37:55.073 --> 37:57.574 These are not the opinions of the big British castle. 37:57.814 --> 38:00.255 They are merely the opinions of Joseph Murray Cornish. 38:01.435 --> 38:25.031 giving away my middle name there anyway okay so it's text the nation time and this is an important event here on the show where we ask you to text us in on a subject of our choosing it's a sort of a national survey the results are then given to the government who make various policy decisions based on them yeah they are not true books that's true that is true parliament will be buzzing about the results of this this afternoon 38:26.271 --> 38:29.774 And this afternoon today this afternoon what hello this morning. 38:29.954 --> 38:40.041 We're asking you to text in Like foods that you dislike for absolutely no reason at all for sort of infantile reasons is it food just food or well? 38:40.061 --> 38:50.508 We're gonna start with food we can broaden it to other infantile things But yesterday my girlfriend and lovely partner asked me whether I like rice pudding and blue She said do you like rice pudding? 38:50.748 --> 38:55.051 Yeah, and I thought no I don't know who does and she said why not? 38:55.891 --> 38:58.332 And I thought, I thought, why don't I like rice pudding? 38:58.352 --> 39:07.476 And I realised that I hadn't thought about rice pudding since I was about four or five and had taken a kind of tactical, meaningless decision to dislike it. 39:07.796 --> 39:09.396 And you know the only reason I could come up with? 39:09.957 --> 39:11.717 Because it looks like maggots in milk. 39:12.137 --> 39:12.958 That's a good reason. 39:12.978 --> 39:14.258 Yeah, or frog spawn. 39:14.418 --> 39:15.018 Exactly. 39:15.339 --> 39:20.521 And that infantile attitude to rice pudding I've clung to for the last 59 years. 39:20.641 --> 39:21.281 Check this out. 39:21.821 --> 39:26.184 Not only does it look like frog spawn, it looks like frog spawn with a poo crust. 39:27.385 --> 39:28.125 How's that for you? 39:28.305 --> 39:30.987 Well, that's an old rice pudding does, once it forms a crust. 39:31.087 --> 39:33.409 No, but some people like it with the crust, don't they? 39:33.589 --> 39:48.879 So what we're asking you listeners to do is to text us, 64046, or email us, AdamAndJoeAt6Music, no, hang on a second, AdamAndJoe.6MusicAtBBC.co.uk, text us with foodstuffs that you dislike for no good reason at all. 39:48.899 --> 39:51.161 We're not interested in you having an allergy. 39:51.981 --> 40:06.446 We're not interested in you like having had some kind of traumatic accident based with the food We want completely spurious reasons like I don't like tomatoes because I can't tell whether they're a fruit or a vegetable They're just too squishy. 40:06.626 --> 40:07.526 They're too squishy. 40:07.566 --> 40:09.507 They explode like a little man's head 40:10.407 --> 40:11.787 when you bite into them. 40:11.927 --> 40:22.330 Well, my big problem is cheese, of course, and I'm in the position now where I'm still going to dinner parties once in a while and having to... Explain why you don't like cheese. 40:22.370 --> 40:22.790 Yeah, exactly. 40:22.850 --> 40:24.250 And the reason... And why don't you like cheese? 40:24.550 --> 40:25.590 It smells of socks. 40:26.411 --> 40:27.911 It smells of socks. 40:28.011 --> 40:32.032 That's why, because it smells of death and socks, and I'm not having it. 40:32.612 --> 40:37.975 Yeah, so text in your highly immature reasons for disliking a particular food. 40:38.975 --> 40:40.856 Uh, 64046 is the number. 40:40.876 --> 40:42.216 Uh, here's some music. 40:42.597 --> 40:43.417 This is, isn't it? 40:43.457 --> 40:44.638 We're doing a swap around here. 40:44.658 --> 40:45.618 This is Calvin Harris. 40:46.839 --> 40:48.579 I've got tables and chairs in my house. 40:48.919 --> 40:50.680 I've got a stinky cat in my house. 40:51.000 --> 40:52.721 I've got a brand new lab in my house. 40:53.121 --> 40:54.802 I've got a lovely bed in my house. 40:55.282 --> 40:55.622 I've got... 40:57.358 --> 41:00.459 Hello, this is Element Joe, BBC Six Music on The Breakfast Show. 41:00.499 --> 41:02.319 It's just gone quarter to nine. 41:02.359 --> 41:05.340 That was Calvin Harris with, uh, what was it called again? 41:05.600 --> 41:06.740 Mary Making It My Place. 41:06.941 --> 41:07.201 Yeah. 41:07.541 --> 41:09.561 Reminds me a little bit of Flight of the Conchords. 41:10.061 --> 41:10.361 Really? 41:10.541 --> 41:10.762 Yeah. 41:10.902 --> 41:19.644 Now, Flight of the Conchords listeners, if you don't know about them, they're from New Zealand, they're a comedy duo, they're the latest big thing, they've got a show on HBO, you can download their radio shows, right? 41:19.784 --> 41:20.084 Can you? 41:20.504 --> 41:21.225 Yeah. 41:21.285 --> 41:21.945 Nautily, maybe. 41:22.005 --> 41:22.286 Maybe. 41:22.326 --> 41:22.686 Nautily. 41:22.706 --> 41:26.609 You can also check out their HBO program on BitTorrent. 41:26.789 --> 41:28.190 It's well worth having a look at. 41:28.210 --> 41:28.971 That's naughty as well. 41:28.991 --> 41:30.872 I think it's gonna be... There's clips on YouTube, right? 41:30.892 --> 41:32.934 Put Fly to the Concord into YouTube and you'll see their stuff. 41:32.954 --> 41:33.594 They're really funny. 41:33.675 --> 41:36.577 It's gonna be on BBC Four later this year, I think. 41:36.997 --> 41:38.819 and it's well worth looking at. 41:38.919 --> 41:44.825 If BBC Four isn't closed down, thanks to the budget cuts, that's another kettle of wands. 41:46.066 --> 41:51.491 Welcome to Tex the Nation, the nation's favourite feature, breakfast show feature. 41:52.012 --> 41:53.473 I've qualified it slightly there a bit. 41:54.534 --> 42:12.890 the nation's favorite feature yeah okay that's what it is okay we've been asking you what food stuffs you dislike for completely immature and nonsensical reasons do you want to hear some of the responses what we've got yeah well i'll give you another example go on before we do i've got a problem with cauliflower yes because it looks like brains 42:13.931 --> 42:15.252 It's like eating the brain. 42:15.272 --> 42:17.574 You know, the ironic thing is it's amazingly good for you. 42:17.634 --> 42:18.514 It's a power food. 42:18.634 --> 42:19.275 It's brain food. 42:19.355 --> 42:20.816 It probably is brains. 42:21.196 --> 42:22.077 Is it really good for you? 42:22.097 --> 42:22.637 It's veggie brains. 42:22.918 --> 42:23.458 Yeah, it is. 42:23.478 --> 42:25.159 Because it's just like white broccoli, isn't it? 42:25.179 --> 42:26.240 Or is that Brussels sprouts? 42:27.000 --> 42:29.182 Is it Brussels sprouts that are incredibly good for you? 42:29.382 --> 42:31.824 Anything green and sort of raw is really good for you. 42:31.844 --> 42:33.485 Yeah, but it's white though. 42:33.565 --> 42:36.227 Cauliflower is like white broccoli and it's pointless. 42:36.267 --> 42:39.970 It doesn't taste... Well, that's good, man, because what we're looking for is completely irrational. 42:40.330 --> 42:57.498 reasons to like it so here's one from Dave he says I hate curry it looks like cat vomit that's absolutely true correct well done Dave absolutely correct and anyone who does like curry it follows likes eating cat vomit that's true well that's not very nice because millions of people like 42:58.318 --> 42:59.980 I laughed, it's one of Britain's favourite things. 43:00.021 --> 43:01.442 Listen, Joe, I love curry. 43:01.562 --> 43:01.803 Do you? 43:01.903 --> 43:05.207 I was thinking of having one tonight, in fact, as a celebration for getting a lion for a morning. 43:05.227 --> 43:09.332 Someone heated up some fishy cat vomit, and told you it was fishy curry. 43:09.372 --> 43:10.534 Do you think you'd tell the difference? 43:10.574 --> 43:11.695 Now I'm going to think about it. 43:11.795 --> 43:13.938 I'm going to maybe have a look. 43:14.198 --> 43:15.498 Here's a good one from Lucy. 43:16.079 --> 43:22.120 I can't eat peppers because a boy at school used to fold his eyelids back and it looked like the inside of a pepper. 43:22.240 --> 43:23.261 That's a very good one. 43:23.281 --> 43:25.001 That's a really, but that's perfect Lucy. 43:25.141 --> 43:27.782 If this was a competition, which it isn't, you'd get a prize there. 43:28.742 --> 43:30.383 So you get a theoretical prize. 43:30.503 --> 43:33.024 That's pretty insane though. 43:33.064 --> 43:37.405 She worked it out in her head that it looked like peppers, or maybe the first time she saw a pepper, it was like... 43:37.745 --> 43:40.146 Oh no, that's like Charlie's folded eyelids. 43:40.226 --> 43:41.047 I'm not eating that. 43:41.307 --> 43:43.108 Dan in Woking, here's a very good one. 43:43.828 --> 43:46.490 He doesn't like baby corn because it's pretentious. 43:47.450 --> 43:49.091 What's wrong with normal sized corn? 43:49.351 --> 43:50.632 That's a good point. 43:50.732 --> 43:51.693 Yeah, well done, Dan. 43:51.773 --> 43:52.673 Absolutely correct. 43:53.534 --> 43:54.494 Emma in Huddersfield. 43:54.774 --> 44:00.818 I've never eaten cottage cheese because it looks like someone has already chewed it up and spat it into the tub. 44:02.819 --> 44:04.419 We'll have some more of these in just a second. 44:04.759 --> 44:08.521 First, here's a trail, and then we're going to have some music from the Small Faces. 44:09.142 --> 44:09.982 Oh, that's good, isn't it? 44:10.022 --> 44:10.322 Come on. 44:10.862 --> 44:12.963 Lazy Sunday by Small Faces. 44:13.023 --> 44:17.325 I like the way that he does the first half of that song in his cook. 44:17.345 --> 44:20.347 He's kind of crazy, not me, little voice. 44:20.767 --> 44:24.049 And then the second half, he just decides to go rock with it, you know? 44:24.409 --> 44:26.830 Lazy Sunday afternoon. 44:27.619 --> 44:28.159 Kinda weird. 44:28.579 --> 44:30.820 But it works, and that's what it's all about. 44:30.840 --> 44:35.082 Hi, this is Adam and Joe here on 6 Music, just covering for Sean Kievny for a couple of weeks. 44:36.622 --> 44:38.243 That's Joe clearing his throat there. 44:38.263 --> 44:40.484 Yeah, it's quite a manly sort of Edwardian cough. 44:40.644 --> 44:41.084 Very good. 44:41.104 --> 44:43.005 Away from the mic, polite, I like it. 44:43.625 --> 44:46.968 Uh, we're involved in, uh, the nation's favorite feature, Tex the Nation. 44:47.288 --> 44:50.891 We've been asking you to tell us your highly immature food dislikes. 44:51.291 --> 45:01.299 You know, food that you dislike for no rational reason, and that you've disliked since you were a small child, and maybe now you're in your late hundreds, and you still dislike it for the same reason! 45:01.439 --> 45:02.860 Infantile aversions. 45:03.480 --> 45:04.241 That kind of thing. 45:04.281 --> 45:09.185 You know, we were talking about, uh, I've got a problem with cauliflower, cause it's like eating brains! 45:10.446 --> 45:14.928 Uh, someone... Joe's got a problem with rice pudding because it's like maggots in milk. 45:15.048 --> 45:18.090 Yeah, here's a good one from Bryn in bed. 45:18.471 --> 45:20.712 That's, uh, I think his bed rather than a place. 45:20.752 --> 45:24.054 He says, I can't eat or she, would that be what sex would Bryn be? 45:24.254 --> 45:24.534 Bryn? 45:24.975 --> 45:25.195 Yeah. 45:25.335 --> 45:26.416 There's absolutely no telling. 45:26.516 --> 45:27.036 No telling. 45:28.096 --> 45:35.439 He or she is saying, I can't eat mushy peas because it looks like someone's been collecting bogeys and forming a large green ball of snot. 45:35.859 --> 45:38.200 Well, mushy peas, I mean, that's a disgraceful food. 45:38.240 --> 45:42.661 Yeah, that's quite an obvious one there, Bryn, but very good nonetheless. 45:42.721 --> 45:43.822 Absolutely. 45:43.942 --> 45:46.263 Stevie Sticks from Hull, is that a real name? 45:46.343 --> 45:48.883 Stevie Sticks, I hope it is. 45:49.744 --> 45:52.965 I hate raisins because they look like shriveled up rabbit droppings. 45:53.385 --> 45:57.989 That's exactly what my five-year-old son said the other day, so that's brilliant. 45:58.029 --> 45:58.849 They're delicious! 45:59.049 --> 45:59.530 Well, they are. 45:59.570 --> 45:59.970 They're lovely. 45:59.990 --> 46:00.651 That's what I said to him. 46:00.671 --> 46:01.972 I was like, go on, just try one. 46:02.092 --> 46:03.653 No, they look like rabbit poos! 46:03.973 --> 46:04.874 Here's a connected one. 46:04.894 --> 46:07.376 You know what would be good with these texts is to know your age as well. 46:07.436 --> 46:11.339 That would be interesting to know how old you are to have these really immature thoughts. 46:11.379 --> 46:14.241 Here's one from Aiden in Balimena. 46:14.481 --> 46:20.986 He says, and this is a very common one, Garibaldi biscuits, thousands of dead flies mashed up, and no one will sway me on that. 46:21.366 --> 46:22.366 Again, they're delicious. 46:22.926 --> 46:26.427 They're known in some places as dead fly biscuits, squash fly biscuits, aren't they? 46:27.028 --> 46:27.568 I think so. 46:28.588 --> 46:29.708 And here's another very good one. 46:30.408 --> 46:31.249 This is from Wendy. 46:31.489 --> 46:36.850 She says, I can't stand the thought of eating sandwich spread because it looks like sick. 46:37.590 --> 46:43.252 When I was going out with my husband before we were married, we'd get back to his place and he would make sandwich spread sandwiches. 46:44.938 --> 46:46.539 No, they are revolting. 46:46.599 --> 46:53.685 We've got a few more of these coming up for you, but first here's Juliana Hatfield with her three, and a track called Spin the Bottle. 46:53.765 --> 46:56.207 Juliana Hatfield 3 with Spin the Bottle. 46:57.047 --> 47:03.653 It's time now to hear a couple more texts just before we go to the news from our feature text donation. 47:04.233 --> 47:09.177 And we're asking people to text in kind of infantile aversions to various foodstuffs. 47:09.801 --> 47:10.061 Yeah. 47:10.521 --> 47:11.062 Um, okay. 47:11.182 --> 47:12.182 You ready for some good ones? 47:12.222 --> 47:12.523 Go on then. 47:13.083 --> 47:16.045 Rob in Birmingham has an aversion to drinking apple juice. 47:16.105 --> 47:16.825 Can you guess why? 47:16.845 --> 47:19.206 Uh, is it anything to do with urine? 47:19.447 --> 47:19.747 Yes. 47:20.887 --> 47:25.430 I don't like drinking apple juice because it looks like stale wee wee. 47:25.770 --> 47:25.970 Yeah. 47:26.070 --> 47:27.211 Rob from Birmingham. 47:27.411 --> 47:29.773 I'd imagine Rob's in his late twenties, probably. 47:30.053 --> 47:30.733 Stale. 47:30.753 --> 47:31.273 Do you think? 47:31.313 --> 47:32.954 He's going for the cloudy apple juice, is he? 47:33.175 --> 47:33.455 Is he? 47:33.715 --> 47:34.495 Well, you can get it. 47:34.655 --> 47:35.716 Cloudy or clear. 47:35.756 --> 47:36.056 Yeah. 47:37.177 --> 47:38.458 Just like the real thing. 47:39.398 --> 47:39.838 It does it. 47:39.918 --> 47:40.779 Ah, yeah. 47:40.959 --> 47:43.681 I wonder what... Yeah, let's not go there anyway. 47:43.721 --> 47:45.002 There's all sorts of things we need to talk about. 47:45.022 --> 47:45.542 Let's go away from there. 47:45.562 --> 47:47.744 We were a late-night program, but we're not. 47:48.564 --> 47:58.391 Here's somebody anonymous who's saying, my stepson won't eat choco hoops since his dad cruelly said that they were rabbits bumholes. 47:58.911 --> 47:59.472 Oh, dear. 47:59.572 --> 48:02.354 It's all basically fairly lavatorial. 48:03.454 --> 48:05.516 One day he'll realise, what sort of thing is that? 48:05.856 --> 48:07.477 to do to your steps, son. 48:08.258 --> 48:10.440 Imagine the shock on the poor child's face. 48:10.880 --> 48:13.222 Plus, it's true, they are rabbits bumholes. 48:13.822 --> 48:20.007 I happen to know there's a big factory somewhere in the northeast, rabbits in one end, chukka hoops out the other. 48:20.027 --> 48:24.350 I don't even know what chukka hoops are. 48:24.750 --> 48:25.751 They're rabbits bumholes. 48:26.872 --> 48:30.295 Tim in Brighton says, weird food dislikes, colon. 48:30.755 --> 48:32.656 I can't eat pork scratchings anymore. 48:33.277 --> 48:33.537 Why? 48:33.617 --> 48:34.998 Why do you think that is, Adam? 48:36.219 --> 48:36.299 Ahhh. 48:36.319 --> 48:36.979 Pork scratchings? 48:37.179 --> 48:41.442 Pork scratchings, are they like giant bogey? 48:41.843 --> 48:42.183 No. 48:42.563 --> 48:47.787 Never see those pictures of like Indian guys who've got incredibly long toenails. 48:48.147 --> 48:49.828 Oh, yeah. 48:49.948 --> 48:52.228 Tim in Brighton says, I can't eat pork scratchings anymore. 48:52.269 --> 48:56.290 They remind me of my brother's fungal nail infection. 48:56.690 --> 48:59.911 No one's going to be able to eat anything. 48:59.931 --> 49:00.851 No, exactly. 49:01.432 --> 49:02.152 One final one. 49:02.732 --> 49:04.093 And this is, I really like this one. 49:04.113 --> 49:05.433 This is from Robin Sheffield. 49:05.733 --> 49:10.455 This is good because it's just ridiculous, but yet it has a kind of element of truth about it. 49:11.175 --> 49:16.017 Tomatoes are repellent, says Rob, as appetizing as a bag of pus. 49:17.318 --> 49:22.069 Only genetically modifying them to grow in sachets could correct this. 49:22.309 --> 49:23.251 As tomato ketchup? 49:24.249 --> 49:24.729 Possibly. 49:24.789 --> 49:25.970 Yeah, I know what you mean, Rob. 49:25.990 --> 49:28.572 It's that sort of popping thing when you pop. 49:29.072 --> 49:30.693 I never used to like tomatoes, but you know what? 49:30.733 --> 49:31.814 I've got into them recently. 49:32.054 --> 49:33.655 And they're very good, especially for men. 49:34.515 --> 49:35.996 They make men more manly. 49:36.096 --> 49:36.476 Well done. 49:36.777 --> 49:37.797 You're a grown-up. 49:38.097 --> 49:46.062 But no, I used to dislike them for the same reason, because when you pop your fork into them, it's like popping a fork into an elf's head. 49:46.322 --> 49:47.923 Into a giant red bubo. 49:48.324 --> 49:50.265 Okay, now it's time for the news. 49:52.665 --> 49:53.467 Text-a-nation! 49:53.547 --> 49:54.630 Text, text, text! 49:54.710 --> 49:55.452 Text-a-nation! 49:55.512 --> 49:56.495 What if I don't want to? 49:56.735 --> 49:57.477 Text-a-nation! 49:57.557 --> 49:58.580 But I'm using email! 49:58.760 --> 49:59.462 Is that a problem? 49:59.502 --> 50:00.063 It doesn't matter! 50:00.083 --> 50:00.344 Text! 50:03.089 --> 50:17.618 Yes, it's Adam and Joel on BBC Six Music, and in case you don't recognise that jingle, it's Text the Nation, the nation's favourite feature, as kind of survey that we do on some stupid subject, the results of which then go to the government so that they can build new policies and laws around them. 50:17.739 --> 50:18.199 That's true. 50:18.499 --> 50:27.465 Incidentally, I should just say that you were listening to, music-wise, Richard Hawley there with tonight, the streets are ours, and before that it was the Libertines with Don't Look Back Into the Sun. 50:28.165 --> 50:29.265 Now back to Text the Nation. 50:29.345 --> 50:30.506 Joe, thank you very much Adam. 50:30.626 --> 50:41.249 Text the Nation today is asking you what foods you dislike for infantile reasons, things you decided you didn't like when you were a tiny child, and you stuck with that attitude until your adult-ness years. 50:42.149 --> 50:42.770 Here's three more. 50:43.250 --> 50:47.431 I've been told by my fellow presenters that some of the ones we were reading out before were a little bit disgusting. 50:47.691 --> 50:49.352 We were drifting into the... A bit lavatorial. 50:49.372 --> 50:50.092 Into the bum zone. 50:50.132 --> 50:55.754 Yeah, so we're going to reverse out of that area into a more clean, fresh and sort of healthy area. 50:56.455 --> 51:02.037 Here's one from an anonymous texter that actually stays in that area. 51:04.578 --> 51:09.300 My friend doesn't like eating bananas because it reminds him of rude behavior with a man. 51:10.106 --> 51:10.466 What? 51:10.807 --> 51:12.028 That's useless. 51:12.829 --> 51:13.370 You think so? 51:13.430 --> 51:16.192 It's not something you think about when you're a toddler, though, for goodness sake. 51:16.213 --> 51:24.161 No, but what if you were an adult, you were with someone of indiscriminate sexuality who you thought might have a crush on you, and you decided you wanted a banana? 51:24.221 --> 51:26.043 You don't have to eat it suggestively, though. 51:26.303 --> 51:31.706 Yeah, but would you actually break the banana off and eat it in that way so as not to give him any ideas? 51:32.187 --> 51:32.507 I don't know. 51:32.807 --> 51:33.988 Let's reverse out of this. 51:34.548 --> 51:35.088 Here's another one. 51:35.529 --> 51:35.769 Shush. 51:36.409 --> 51:37.550 Food stuff, couscous. 51:38.190 --> 51:39.951 This is from Dan in Woking. 51:40.392 --> 51:43.994 I don't like couscous because I get bored halfway through eating it. 51:44.814 --> 51:45.975 It's a repetitive food. 51:46.115 --> 51:47.456 It's a funicity food. 51:47.976 --> 51:49.277 It's just like a powder. 51:49.557 --> 51:52.958 Well, it's also quite... it's not exactly a taste explosion, Cuscus. 51:53.238 --> 51:54.439 No, Cuscus is boring. 51:54.779 --> 51:55.839 He gets bored halfway through. 51:55.879 --> 51:56.880 I think that's fair enough, Dan. 51:56.900 --> 51:57.620 That's a good reason. 51:58.040 --> 51:59.781 Finally, this is from Aidan, who's 38. 52:00.401 --> 52:02.702 We assume his wife is a similar kind of age. 52:03.322 --> 52:09.765 He's saying, my wife Catherine can't eat celery because it gives her, and I quote, a funny feeling in her spine. 52:10.525 --> 52:11.546 Funny feeling in a spine. 52:11.907 --> 52:13.168 I know what you mean about that. 52:13.188 --> 52:19.954 There's some things that just sit, sort of give you a weird little nerve reaction when you eat them sometimes. 52:21.556 --> 52:26.701 You know, like maybe an orange, if you get a weird orange sometimes, you get a little tingle. 52:26.901 --> 52:27.842 A little zesty tingle. 52:27.902 --> 52:28.662 Unpleasant tingle. 52:28.702 --> 52:28.923 Yeah. 52:29.543 --> 52:34.686 And then finally, Amy Crossthwaite is basically opening up a big can of worms. 52:34.987 --> 52:38.089 She's saying she can't stand fruit in savoury food. 52:38.649 --> 52:40.110 And Amy, I agree with you completely. 52:40.130 --> 52:44.993 A bit of pineapple on a pizza, to me, is like putting a bomb in my heart. 52:45.393 --> 52:45.633 Yeah. 52:46.214 --> 52:46.894 No, it's horrible. 52:46.914 --> 52:47.815 It's very... Can't mix the two. 52:48.075 --> 52:48.696 It's very odd. 52:49.016 --> 52:51.117 But thank you very much for everybody who's texted. 52:51.137 --> 52:54.820 Uh, all that information will go straight, uh, to the houses of Parliament. 52:54.840 --> 52:55.501 To Gordon Brown. 52:55.521 --> 52:56.201 To Gordon Brown. 52:56.221 --> 52:58.703 He'll be studying those for the rest of the afternoon and we can expect an announcement. 52:58.723 --> 53:01.705 Here's my impression of Gordon Brown getting the results of Test the Nation. 53:01.785 --> 53:02.326 Test the Nation. 53:03.507 --> 53:03.587 Oh! 53:03.927 --> 53:06.429 The results of Test the Nation are through! 53:06.449 --> 53:09.671 We're gonna have to change some policies! 53:10.052 --> 53:10.112 Mmm! 53:11.502 --> 53:13.383 Well, he's Scottish, clearly. 53:13.403 --> 53:14.463 Well done. 53:14.483 --> 53:15.083 That's quite good, isn't it? 53:15.103 --> 53:15.764 That's pretty good. 53:16.044 --> 53:16.984 I'm like Rory Bremner. 53:17.484 --> 53:18.485 In a way, yeah. 53:19.685 --> 53:20.746 I'm Gordon Brown. 53:22.606 --> 53:23.027 Is that it? 53:23.707 --> 53:24.427 Yeah. 53:24.447 --> 53:27.849 It's always struck me as strange, impressionists who have to say who they are. 53:27.969 --> 53:29.789 It was very popular in the 70s, wasn't it? 53:30.950 --> 53:31.150 No. 53:31.330 --> 53:32.090 They never did that. 53:32.130 --> 53:32.410 Did they? 53:32.430 --> 53:33.131 Yeah, they did, yeah. 53:33.651 --> 53:33.791 Yeah. 53:34.229 --> 53:34.649 Yeah, they did. 53:35.230 --> 53:37.532 Okay, this is Adam and Jo on BBC Six Music. 53:37.732 --> 53:39.574 It's 12 minutes past nine. 53:39.614 --> 53:41.556 You can tell when I'm struggling because I do a time check. 53:42.357 --> 53:44.339 And it's time for... Is it my free choice? 53:44.819 --> 53:49.264 Yeah, this is an exciting single, sure, to give you a bit of a boost this morning. 53:49.844 --> 53:51.205 It's by a band called Roderigo. 53:51.266 --> 53:52.587 It's called Lack of Afro. 53:53.007 --> 53:54.908 That's Rodrigo with Lack of Afro. 53:54.948 --> 53:56.989 This is Adam and Jo on BBC6 Music. 53:57.049 --> 53:58.109 It's quarter past nine. 53:58.449 --> 54:01.831 It's the time of the show when most working people have gone into work. 54:02.211 --> 54:09.254 And our listenership is kids, mums, robbers, people in prison, people on oil rigs, people abroad. 54:10.094 --> 54:12.135 I was thinking about Sandra Bullock the other day. 54:12.916 --> 54:13.156 Yep. 54:13.396 --> 54:15.137 Jo, I just wanted to get this off my chest. 54:15.618 --> 54:19.480 You know, she's one of the highest paid actresses in Hollywood. 54:20.120 --> 54:20.861 I've met her, Adam. 54:21.021 --> 54:22.862 In the dream lavatory. 54:23.622 --> 54:24.663 Um, where did you meet her? 54:24.983 --> 54:25.884 I interviewed her. 54:26.144 --> 54:32.749 When I was doing the Radio 4 film programme, I spent 15 minutes in her company and Hugh Grant's company. 54:33.150 --> 54:35.351 You know, me and 50 billion other journalists did. 54:35.692 --> 54:36.032 Right. 54:36.532 --> 54:37.713 We weren't all in the room. 54:37.913 --> 54:42.617 You know, all the journalists had little 15-minute segments and she was over for... Two weeks' notice. 54:42.697 --> 54:43.638 Yeah, yeah. 54:44.138 --> 54:44.899 That's right. 54:45.539 --> 54:46.640 And how was she? 54:46.680 --> 54:47.101 Very nice? 54:47.541 --> 54:48.882 She was beautiful. 54:48.942 --> 54:49.863 She's a lovely woman. 54:49.923 --> 54:51.784 She had the skin of a child. 54:52.765 --> 54:53.987 Translucent skin. 54:54.948 --> 54:55.969 She was lovely. 54:56.069 --> 54:56.770 Just in a bag. 54:57.050 --> 54:59.292 Grant was a little bit temperamental. 54:59.453 --> 54:59.873 Was he? 54:59.993 --> 55:00.294 Yeah. 55:00.314 --> 55:01.094 A little bit sarcastic. 55:01.114 --> 55:03.597 He was tired, sarcastic, yeah. 55:03.918 --> 55:06.721 Bullock, she was generous in every way. 55:06.741 --> 55:07.822 100% professional. 55:07.902 --> 55:08.162 Yeah. 55:08.503 --> 55:09.163 Well, that's good. 55:09.804 --> 55:10.905 Well, you know what? 55:11.105 --> 55:17.449 She is maybe the number six or number seven highest paid actress in Hollywood. 55:17.469 --> 55:18.970 She gets 30 pounds of film. 55:19.410 --> 55:23.112 Here's a few of the salaries she's commanded for some of her recent films. 55:24.033 --> 55:26.775 Speed 2, Cruise Control, 1997. 55:27.095 --> 55:31.177 She got 12 and a half million dollars for that. 55:31.217 --> 55:35.040 You know, that's 12 and a half million times more than what it made at the box office. 55:35.080 --> 55:35.260 Right. 55:35.700 --> 55:36.381 Hope Floats 1998. 55:38.002 --> 55:39.724 A little dip. 55:40.304 --> 55:43.147 Only 11 million dollars she got for that one. 55:43.167 --> 55:43.608 28 days. 55:43.688 --> 55:45.349 Do you remember that one? 55:45.369 --> 55:47.271 She was in rehab or something in that film? 55:47.311 --> 55:47.671 Yeah. 55:47.872 --> 55:50.434 In 2000 she got 12 and a half million again. 55:50.975 --> 55:54.518 And Murder by Numbers... Does anyone recall that one at all? 55:54.558 --> 55:56.680 I recall the police song of the same name. 55:56.900 --> 56:12.868 I think I maybe saw Murder by Numbers on a plane and the denouement features her hanging from a house that is crumbling into the sea or something and there's a dirty man, a bad man, who wants to push her off the house and it sounds brilliant. 56:12.968 --> 56:14.029 It's really not. 56:14.269 --> 56:14.889 How much did she get? 56:14.929 --> 56:36.432 for that 15 million dollars wow that's the kind of fee and and one can only assume that she's getting more than that for for her more recent films things like the lake house the lake house her and Keanu I imagine that that reteaming that pairing must have been very expensive yeah you saw that one didn't you Adam I remember you talking to me about it angrily 56:38.153 --> 56:39.613 Yeah, it's pretty nutty stuff. 56:40.254 --> 56:59.122 And of course, that film was a big deal for Bullock fans and Keanu fans because, as we said, it was re-pairing this team that actually based their entire career on the film Speed, which is where they first met, way back in... Now, Speed is a classic. 56:59.522 --> 57:00.803 Yeah, 1994. 57:00.903 --> 57:04.705 Speed is the film, I think, that made Sandra Bullock's career. 57:05.186 --> 57:09.749 And she's kind of relied on it ever since, or relied on the goodwill that that film generates. 57:09.829 --> 57:11.190 So what's your point here, Adam? 57:11.810 --> 57:17.734 I am just curious about actors who have managed to pull this trick off, you know what I mean? 57:18.214 --> 57:28.081 Rather than people sort of taking about three or four films to sort of think, yeah, she was pretty good in speed, but she hasn't really done a film as enjoyable as that since. 57:28.941 --> 57:42.625 You know instead of that they just carried on paying her more and more and more money Film after film after film like check out some of these films after speed The net now that in retrospect looks like a classic mm-hmm doesn't it? 57:42.645 --> 57:49.047 Mm-hmm it wasn't oh no two if by see Remember that one no a time to kill 57:49.947 --> 57:52.888 In love and war, speed 2 cruise control. 57:52.988 --> 57:53.788 Hooray! 57:54.388 --> 57:58.750 Practical magic, the prince of Egypt, forces of nature, and it goes on. 57:59.270 --> 58:01.030 It's a parade of stinkers. 58:01.710 --> 58:02.711 Miss Congeniality. 58:02.811 --> 58:04.671 That was a hit that a lot of people liked. 58:04.691 --> 58:05.611 Did you like that one, Jenny? 58:06.632 --> 58:07.832 Yeah, Jenny, come on. 58:07.852 --> 58:08.892 Lisa, you're a lady? 58:09.052 --> 58:10.413 Did you like Miss Congeniality? 58:10.433 --> 58:10.913 No, I didn't. 58:11.286 --> 58:13.427 No, because you'd have to be insane. 58:13.447 --> 58:16.269 You'd have to be clinically insane to enjoy Miss Congeniality. 58:16.289 --> 58:16.549 Yeah. 58:16.989 --> 58:20.691 And even Miss Congeniality 2 as well, which came out. 58:21.051 --> 58:22.152 I mean, it's just baffling. 58:22.192 --> 58:26.234 So you're angry that she's still commanding figures in the tens of millions. 58:26.294 --> 58:27.095 No, I'm curious. 58:27.135 --> 58:27.695 You're curious. 58:27.735 --> 58:29.056 How do you pull this off? 58:29.096 --> 58:34.279 How do you make bad film after bad film, but still command 10 million pound fees? 58:34.299 --> 58:34.499 What is it? 58:34.519 --> 58:35.079 What's the secret? 58:35.679 --> 58:36.700 I'm curious about it. 58:37.681 --> 58:42.724 And I'm curious to know if anyone can think of other actors who've had a similar career trajectory. 58:42.884 --> 58:48.528 One good film very early on and then carried on getting paid more and more and more money for stinker after stinker. 58:49.209 --> 58:51.010 Now, here's my breakfast single of the week. 58:51.150 --> 58:52.751 This is Spoon with the Underdog. 58:52.852 --> 58:55.333 Steel Pulse with Ku Klux Klan. 58:55.894 --> 58:58.676 This is Adam and Joe here on BBC 6 Music. 58:58.716 --> 59:05.901 We're covering for Sean Keveny for a couple of weeks and today is the end of our first week and then we've got next week to go and then that's your lot. 59:06.481 --> 59:12.147 We're debating here about how to handle the weekend because we've reset our body clocks to get up at 5.30 a.m. 59:12.347 --> 59:13.748 I have personally. 59:14.148 --> 59:21.014 So I can leave at 6.15, be in the studio for about quarter to seven, start the show at seven, but the weekend is a dangerous trap. 59:21.315 --> 59:23.056 Right, because you could be reset. 59:23.337 --> 59:24.958 Yeah, we could push it too late. 59:25.158 --> 59:29.322 You know, we could get overexcited tonight or Saturday night and find ourselves very tired. 59:29.362 --> 59:31.083 What time have you been going to bed in the evening? 59:31.284 --> 59:31.504 Nine. 59:31.924 --> 59:32.264 Nine. 59:32.364 --> 59:33.825 Yeah, and I've been loving it. 59:34.765 --> 59:35.566 I'm loving it. 59:35.866 --> 59:38.007 Last night, I watched Ten Years Younger. 59:38.027 --> 59:38.967 Right. 59:39.127 --> 59:40.088 And then went to sleep. 59:40.208 --> 59:41.348 That's a ridiculous program. 59:41.368 --> 59:42.009 Have you watched that? 59:42.649 --> 59:46.431 I've got an idea for a sketch, which I don't think is very good, so I'll just waste it here. 59:46.511 --> 59:46.811 Go on then. 59:47.471 --> 59:51.493 The sketch is, you have kind of like a feature that's exactly like Ten Years Younger. 59:51.933 --> 59:58.196 The voiceover would be exactly the same, talking about how they've done her lips, changed her clothes, rearranged her hair. 59:58.716 --> 01:00:04.518 you know, but in the pictures, they'd be taking a woman and dressing her as a sort of freakish clown. 01:00:05.278 --> 01:00:07.739 And then at the end, she'd just have a huge red nose. 01:00:08.659 --> 01:00:10.980 You know, she'd just look like a mad old bag woman. 01:00:11.420 --> 01:00:26.345 Yeah, we were always going to do that, like, on our show years ago, because that's the... Last night, they turned this perfectly nice looking woman into a mad old bag lady in this ridiculous polka dot dress, this huge... 01:00:27.485 --> 01:00:34.370 necklace with giant beads, massive clown shoes, painted her face all up with julucks, did all her hair. 01:00:34.770 --> 01:00:36.671 They put extensions in her hair listeners. 01:00:36.711 --> 01:00:38.913 I don't know if anyone else saw this on Channel 4 last night. 01:00:39.193 --> 01:00:40.514 They put extensions in her hair. 01:00:40.834 --> 01:00:42.175 She wasn't used to having extensions. 01:00:42.455 --> 01:00:45.137 She said, um, what sort of hair is it? 01:00:45.417 --> 01:00:46.278 Where does it come from? 01:00:46.678 --> 01:00:48.900 And the barber said, it comes from another lady. 01:00:49.810 --> 01:00:50.070 Nice. 01:00:50.171 --> 01:00:56.257 And she looked so sort of disgusted and creeped out by the idea that she'd probably had a prisoner's hair stitched into her own. 01:00:56.717 --> 01:00:58.018 There's a horror film in there, isn't there? 01:00:58.038 --> 01:00:59.620 A hair extensions-based horror film. 01:00:59.760 --> 01:01:00.301 Yeah, exactly. 01:01:00.321 --> 01:01:01.101 We'll be back shortly. 01:01:01.242 --> 01:01:02.082 Right now, here's the news. 01:01:02.643 --> 01:01:03.924 Boy, that sounds pretty good, doesn't it? 01:01:03.944 --> 01:01:05.726 The human lead with Love Action. 01:01:05.746 --> 01:01:09.009 That's an album that stands up really unbelievably well. 01:01:09.089 --> 01:01:09.390 Dare. 01:01:09.778 --> 01:01:11.400 Hey, this is Phil talking. 01:01:11.420 --> 01:01:14.943 I want to tell you what I've found to be true. 01:01:15.144 --> 01:01:15.804 It does, doesn't it? 01:01:15.884 --> 01:01:28.537 And sorry to interrupt you, Alan Buxton, but they were on one of those stupid, you know, I love the 80s TV shows, The Human League, and they were kind of talking about themselves as if they weren't really a serious band. 01:01:28.858 --> 01:01:29.038 Right. 01:01:29.238 --> 01:01:37.506 as if they were a sort of novelty band that happened to have a couple of successful albums, then mistakenly tried to go all R&B, didn't they? 01:01:37.966 --> 01:01:41.089 They went all kind of funky and then kind of lost the plot. 01:01:41.470 --> 01:01:46.214 And I was watching Phil Okey talking about himself and thinking, man, don't do yourself down. 01:01:46.715 --> 01:01:48.436 They're amazing and they sound amazing. 01:01:48.757 --> 01:01:54.482 I think they're a proper, a proper kind of, you know, chapter in pop music history. 01:01:54.642 --> 01:01:55.403 Yeah, very much so. 01:01:55.443 --> 01:01:56.244 I mean, they had everything. 01:01:56.264 --> 01:02:06.956 They were a proper band with real credible roots from part of that whole post-punk scene in Sheffield there, and then they came out with Dare, which was just unexpectedly massive. 01:02:06.976 --> 01:02:07.437 You know what I mean? 01:02:07.657 --> 01:02:09.539 I mean, that sold millions of albums. 01:02:09.619 --> 01:02:11.901 And then what was their second album called? 01:02:11.941 --> 01:02:15.284 It had the Lebanon on it and Louise and stuff like that. 01:02:15.304 --> 01:02:16.285 Oh, what was it called? 01:02:16.345 --> 01:02:17.506 And Keep Feeling Fascination. 01:02:17.546 --> 01:02:18.567 That was an amazing album. 01:02:18.647 --> 01:02:19.828 Mirror Moves, was it called? 01:02:19.888 --> 01:02:21.389 No, no, that's the song of Delic First. 01:02:21.930 --> 01:02:23.311 They did a song called Mirror Man. 01:02:23.571 --> 01:02:23.891 Yeah. 01:02:24.192 --> 01:02:25.413 But whatever, that was a great album. 01:02:25.453 --> 01:02:27.274 In fact, there's a track off that called Louise. 01:02:27.294 --> 01:02:28.095 Do you remember that track? 01:02:28.135 --> 01:02:28.355 Yeah. 01:02:28.616 --> 01:02:31.978 That my girlfriend can't listen to because it makes her feel too sad. 01:02:32.759 --> 01:02:34.960 But yeah, that was, that was a really good album. 01:02:35.000 --> 01:02:56.507 But that was the one that sort of put the mockers on their career a little bit because they, they wanted to go away from the whole synthy sound, strip it down, make it more guitar-y, you know, so, and ABC had a similar career trajectory, you know, they had the massive Trevor Horn-produced, um, Lexicon of Love, which is an amazing album, and then they were, they came back with Beauty Stab after that, which totally flummoxed everybody. 01:02:57.828 --> 01:02:58.028 Anyway. 01:02:58.508 --> 01:03:01.971 Anyway, there you go, a little bit of 80s music info for you there. 01:03:02.691 --> 01:03:14.740 Early on before that, Adam was talking about the fact that Sandra Bullock, the sexy speed lady, is what I like to call her, has made one good film and then a load of old trollops, but still been paid huge amounts of money. 01:03:15.180 --> 01:03:21.005 Yeah, like one of the most huge amounts of money ever, like Divine Secrets of the Yaya Sisterhood. 01:03:21.725 --> 01:03:23.807 Has a man ever seen this film? 01:03:24.468 --> 01:03:25.428 That's what I don't know. 01:03:25.468 --> 01:03:28.211 They're not allowed to see it because it's not Divine Secrets. 01:03:28.671 --> 01:03:31.113 That's one of those film titles that makes me silly. 01:03:37.941 --> 01:03:38.782 And what are its secrets? 01:03:38.842 --> 01:03:46.526 It's an adaptation of a hugely popular novel in the States, and the kind of thing that probably made it to number one in Oprah's book club. 01:03:47.326 --> 01:03:49.908 But it's not a film I really want to see. 01:03:50.108 --> 01:03:51.889 So I'm actually unfairly pre-judging it. 01:03:52.069 --> 01:03:52.970 It might be amazing. 01:03:53.010 --> 01:03:57.672 If you're a man and you've seen it, I really don't want to hear about more women who love it, because I know women love it. 01:03:57.832 --> 01:04:01.074 Hey, look, I've found the bit of the microphone that actually makes me sound proper. 01:04:01.735 --> 01:04:02.835 Instead of this bit over here. 01:04:03.296 --> 01:04:04.056 OK, here we go. 01:04:04.356 --> 01:04:05.837 Here's a text from someone called Phil. 01:04:05.877 --> 01:04:06.938 He says, Ben Affleck. 01:04:07.458 --> 01:04:13.263 He did goodwill hunting, then the last ten years have been a serious... Can we say that word? 01:04:14.644 --> 01:04:17.927 Dogmark fest of eye-gouging films. 01:04:19.048 --> 01:04:19.929 Yeah, is that true? 01:04:20.269 --> 01:04:23.091 Has Affleck... Affleck was in... Was he in Armageddon? 01:04:23.592 --> 01:04:24.472 That was a stinker. 01:04:24.953 --> 01:04:26.314 Was he in Pearl Harbor, Affleck? 01:04:26.534 --> 01:04:26.794 Was he? 01:04:27.495 --> 01:04:29.297 I feel like he was, yeah. 01:04:29.317 --> 01:04:30.397 He was in Jiggly. 01:04:30.738 --> 01:04:32.119 It's true, poor old Affleck. 01:04:32.860 --> 01:04:34.461 What must he feel about Matt Damon? 01:04:36.072 --> 01:04:36.893 getting it right. 01:04:37.153 --> 01:04:40.155 But he still paid a lot of money to turn up in things, Affleck. 01:04:40.175 --> 01:04:41.495 So he's a good example of that. 01:04:41.535 --> 01:04:42.496 Very good example there. 01:04:43.677 --> 01:04:44.337 Here's another one. 01:04:44.437 --> 01:04:47.639 I mean, Keanu has had a similar career trajectory. 01:04:48.100 --> 01:04:50.561 Well, Lizzie here is saying... Although I guess he did the Matrix, didn't he? 01:04:50.721 --> 01:04:54.484 Actors who are not much cop, but who make inexplicably tons of money. 01:04:55.084 --> 01:04:57.906 Ewan McGregor and Clive Owen, says Lizzie. 01:04:58.146 --> 01:05:00.087 I disagree that you and McGregor's not much cop. 01:05:00.127 --> 01:05:01.268 I mean, it's the same with Bullock. 01:05:01.308 --> 01:05:01.928 This is the thing. 01:05:01.988 --> 01:05:03.189 It's that Bullock is talented. 01:05:03.249 --> 01:05:04.910 When she's good, she's really good, you know. 01:05:05.150 --> 01:05:05.390 Yeah. 01:05:05.650 --> 01:05:07.111 And she's definitely got something. 01:05:08.232 --> 01:05:09.292 But it's strange. 01:05:09.312 --> 01:05:12.374 She seems to fritter away her talent on mad projects. 01:05:12.434 --> 01:05:15.636 But McGregor's a good example of someone who does seem to come out with film after film. 01:05:15.796 --> 01:05:17.677 He's been felled by Star Wars, hasn't he? 01:05:17.697 --> 01:05:19.018 That was a mistake for McGregor. 01:05:19.458 --> 01:05:20.499 shouldn't have taken the wars. 01:05:20.559 --> 01:05:23.040 And finally, Chris in Hackney agrees with you, Adam. 01:05:23.481 --> 01:05:29.785 Keanu Reeves is a monosyllabic goon who lucked out with the Matrix after making many stinkers. 01:05:29.805 --> 01:05:30.826 Oh dear, dear. 01:05:31.326 --> 01:05:32.487 I can't agree with that, Chris. 01:05:32.787 --> 01:05:33.988 I'll take Bill and Ted any day. 01:05:34.748 --> 01:05:36.531 Uh, he's been in some good stuff Keanu. 01:05:37.031 --> 01:05:40.236 Can't think of it all right now, but I'm sure it exists. 01:05:40.476 --> 01:05:41.177 Johnny Mnemonic. 01:05:41.677 --> 01:05:43.820 Uh, right now it's time for one of my free choices. 01:05:43.880 --> 01:05:46.263 This is from a great album that came out last year. 01:05:46.343 --> 01:05:46.844 Oh, it's not. 01:05:47.064 --> 01:05:47.585 Okay, sorry. 01:05:47.906 --> 01:05:50.249 This is, uh, my free choice is coming up soon. 01:05:50.309 --> 01:05:52.732 I'm gonna play some Young Knives for you, Young Knives fans. 01:05:53.032 --> 01:05:55.033 But right now, here's a track from the album of the day. 01:05:55.073 --> 01:05:57.153 This is Rylo Kylie with Give a Little Love. 01:05:57.513 --> 01:05:58.093 So there you go. 01:05:58.233 --> 01:06:08.876 On Bang Holiday Monday, not only have you got Harry Hill to entertain you at 3 in the afternoon here on 6 Music, but you've also got a whole day of reminiscences about a landmark year. 01:06:08.976 --> 01:06:09.596 Ten years ago. 01:06:09.636 --> 01:06:10.676 Can you believe it? 01:06:11.277 --> 01:06:10.676 1997. 01:06:11.657 --> 01:06:14.417 The last time that me and Joe were on TV. 01:06:14.437 --> 01:06:15.177 That's not true. 01:06:16.398 --> 01:06:17.138 No, it's not true. 01:06:17.638 --> 01:06:33.085 but we were we were big in 97 man we were doing a second series third series why has BBC six music got Werner Herzog doing its trails the German guy play the guy that does the play that one that's got saying our names in a German accent 01:06:34.105 --> 01:06:39.169 They just edited out a portion of a conversation with a homeless person and they said, 01:06:55.802 --> 01:06:57.242 Is that what they've done for cost cutting? 01:06:57.282 --> 01:07:06.564 Yeah, they've just said... Listen, we're gonna give you, if you just chat to us for a bit, we'll give you a couple of quid and you can meet, and you can eat, rather, Adam and Joe for breakfast. 01:07:06.604 --> 01:07:11.765 And he's going, why would I want to do something like that and eat Adam and Joe for breakfast? 01:07:11.785 --> 01:07:12.865 And they've just used the last bit. 01:07:12.905 --> 01:07:14.266 And they've just chopped out the last bit. 01:07:14.346 --> 01:07:16.646 I wanna hear that Werner Herzog does it as a trail. 01:07:16.966 --> 01:07:19.487 We'll hear it later on, but first... Hands and your hair. 01:07:20.527 --> 01:07:23.028 Your hands and your hair. 01:07:23.088 --> 01:07:25.508 The forest is full of murder. 01:07:27.528 --> 01:07:29.169 It's time now for my free choice. 01:07:29.969 --> 01:07:36.390 This is a track from the excellent Young Knives album, their debut album, which is called Of Animals and Men. 01:07:36.410 --> 01:07:37.891 I don't know if you've heard this one, Joe. 01:07:37.911 --> 01:07:39.371 It's called Another Hollow Line. 01:07:39.731 --> 01:07:42.912 And it's got some very entertaining harmonizing in it. 01:07:43.492 --> 01:07:50.013 Like when the chorus comes along, first of all, listen out for the harmonies that these guys pull because they're insane. 01:07:50.533 --> 01:07:51.754 This is called Another Hollow Line. 01:07:52.114 --> 01:07:57.936 That's Interpol with Mammoth, and that's almost it for us here on a Friday afternoon on Six Music. 01:07:58.296 --> 01:08:00.717 Yeah, let's just clean up one or two little emails. 01:08:00.777 --> 01:08:03.558 The human league album in question is Hysteria. 01:08:03.598 --> 01:08:04.358 Thanks for Chris. 01:08:04.438 --> 01:08:05.819 Of course it was Hysteria, wasn't it? 01:08:05.839 --> 01:08:07.039 Hysteria, there you go. 01:08:07.139 --> 01:08:09.300 Some people complaining about us being rude about. 01:08:09.620 --> 01:08:11.821 Film stars Keanu made my own private Idaho. 01:08:11.861 --> 01:08:14.062 Much ado about nothing, says Miss Angie Reeves. 01:08:14.542 --> 01:08:15.122 She liked them. 01:08:15.142 --> 01:08:17.523 I agree with the former, but not with an actor. 01:08:18.403 --> 01:08:20.545 Um, was it much to do about nothing? 01:08:20.585 --> 01:08:22.126 What, you like much to do about nothing but nothing? 01:08:22.146 --> 01:08:24.948 No, no, no, I'll take my own private IDO, but not much to do about nothing. 01:08:24.968 --> 01:08:26.589 Much to do, Shakespeare never got better. 01:08:28.050 --> 01:08:33.975 And someone, Chris Fieldsend says that changing lanes is excellent and Ben Affleck's in it. 01:08:34.755 --> 01:08:37.237 And finally, Martin in Kensel Green in London. 01:08:37.517 --> 01:08:37.918 Gentlemen. 01:08:38.718 --> 01:08:42.440 It may only be me, but does anyone else find Sandra Bullock's nose freaks them out? 01:08:42.540 --> 01:08:44.682 I'm convinced it belongs to Michael Jackson. 01:08:45.282 --> 01:08:47.803 I like Sandra Bullock's nose, that little upturned nose. 01:08:47.983 --> 01:08:55.588 Well, there's a girl in Emmerdale, isn't it, who has almost exactly the same nose, and she looks very much like Sandra Bullock if you cover up her mouth. 01:08:56.982 --> 01:08:59.864 which is a fun thing to do if you ever bump into anyone. 01:08:59.884 --> 01:09:03.466 You can't end the show by encouraging listeners to cover up women's mouths? 01:09:03.847 --> 01:09:05.227 I think so. 01:09:05.488 --> 01:09:06.348 What a way is that to go. 01:09:06.368 --> 01:09:07.389 Listen, thanks a lot for listening. 01:09:07.709 --> 01:09:11.611 We'll be back on Monday morning at 7am with our special celebration of 1997. 01:09:12.272 --> 01:09:14.593 We've been Adam and Joe. 01:09:14.973 --> 01:09:15.654 We'll see you next week. 01:09:15.754 --> 01:09:16.554 Have a great weekend. 01:09:16.675 --> 01:09:17.155 Here's Lush.