WEBVTT 00:00.109 --> 00:01.429 That's don't you love her madly? 00:01.589 --> 00:03.250 Or just love her madly by the doors? 00:03.770 --> 00:07.751 And the lovely sound of Jim Morrison there at just five past seven in the morning. 00:07.791 --> 00:08.452 Hi, this is Adam. 00:08.592 --> 00:09.412 Hey, this is Joe. 00:09.932 --> 00:12.073 And we are Adam and Joe, collectively. 00:12.473 --> 00:15.334 We're like a kind of doctor team. 00:15.694 --> 00:16.154 That's right. 00:16.414 --> 00:18.935 We come and we help people with their problems. 00:19.255 --> 00:19.576 Yeah. 00:19.936 --> 00:21.938 Which bits of the doctoring do you do, Adam? 00:22.339 --> 00:29.308 I generally stand by next to you while you're working and I shake my head and I go, mm, doesn't look good. 00:29.348 --> 00:31.370 Yeah, I do all the undressing and touching. 00:33.092 --> 00:35.415 We've both been struck off a number of times. 00:35.495 --> 00:36.817 I ask you to cough. 00:38.599 --> 00:41.901 and then touch you in various places and see what the response is. 00:42.161 --> 00:43.282 Joe does most of the cupping. 00:43.882 --> 00:45.583 We've got a great show coming up for you. 00:45.603 --> 00:50.106 We're going to be talking to my father, Nigel Buxton, aka Bad Dad. 00:50.146 --> 00:57.650 Some of you out there may remember him from the show we used to do on Channel 4, and he's going to be ranting at us a bit later on. 00:57.750 --> 01:04.194 But that specifically tied in with this morning's Text the Nation, which has grown from a tiny seed 01:04.734 --> 01:10.479 on Monday into one of the strongest trees in the BBC conceptual forest. 01:11.580 --> 01:11.821 Right? 01:11.841 --> 01:12.361 Well said, yeah. 01:12.942 --> 01:13.362 Absolutely. 01:13.402 --> 01:14.523 In the ideas would. 01:15.024 --> 01:16.965 And we've even amended the jingle. 01:17.986 --> 01:21.910 If you were listening yesterday, we unveiled a jingle for Text the Nation. 01:22.150 --> 01:23.892 Today, it's been slightly amended. 01:23.912 --> 01:24.773 Yeah, it's a ningle. 01:25.373 --> 01:46.369 an angle a new jingle it's very early come on that's the best i can do i think it's probably time we played some music and yeah let's have some pigeon detectives this is called take her back yeah that's good isn't it take her back by the pigeon detectives this is salam and joe here on six music from the bbc the big british the bbc the bastion of british 01:48.144 --> 02:05.694 content yeah yes there's a list of all the contents of Britain here within the walls of the BBC hey I've just been reading some emails we've had overnight don't forget you can email us at Adam and Jo is it at six music now 02:07.373 --> 02:11.957 Adamandjo.6music at bbc.co.uk. 02:11.997 --> 02:15.899 We do love getting your emails and you can text us on 64046. 02:19.422 --> 02:19.782 Yeah. 02:20.303 --> 02:21.544 You can text at any point during the show. 02:21.564 --> 02:26.387 You don't have to wait for our major sort of event happening, text happening thing. 02:26.647 --> 02:28.569 You can text or email us at any time. 02:28.809 --> 02:35.798 Text the Nation feature, that's what you were reaching for, which is incidentally coming up at around 8.30 today, so stay tuned. 02:35.838 --> 02:36.960 Is that the best time for it? 02:37.260 --> 02:40.725 At what time, Lisa, our producer, does listening peak for this show? 02:41.266 --> 02:43.929 I'd imagine a lot of people leave for work at about 8.30. 02:44.590 --> 02:45.091 Was that good? 02:45.111 --> 02:46.012 Did they get in their cars? 02:46.312 --> 02:47.913 It's summer holidays at the minute, isn't it? 02:47.973 --> 02:48.973 It is summer holidays. 02:49.333 --> 02:49.633 Summer? 02:49.654 --> 02:50.854 What happens to the summer? 02:50.874 --> 02:51.754 Yeah, exactly. 02:51.774 --> 02:52.315 But do you know what? 02:52.415 --> 02:54.696 Actually, most of Britain is beautiful today. 02:54.796 --> 02:55.076 Is it? 02:55.136 --> 02:56.877 Apart from the South East, yeah. 02:57.117 --> 03:02.319 There's just a big cloud hanging over London to punish it for being a contemporary Sodom and Gomorrah. 03:02.499 --> 03:04.720 Exactly, for being a giant sewer. 03:05.120 --> 03:07.721 But I did check the 15 day weather forecast. 03:07.761 --> 03:08.101 Did you? 03:08.141 --> 03:08.642 Yes, today. 03:08.702 --> 03:09.462 I didn't know they could do it. 03:09.462 --> 03:10.462 Do it that far in advance. 03:10.482 --> 03:12.163 You can do it a hundred days in advance. 03:12.203 --> 03:12.763 Can you really? 03:12.783 --> 03:13.983 It's entirely inaccurate. 03:14.143 --> 03:14.903 It's speculative. 03:15.003 --> 03:16.484 It's mainly wishful. 03:16.644 --> 03:16.924 Yeah. 03:17.264 --> 03:20.165 Although sometimes the 15 day forecast is not bad. 03:20.205 --> 03:21.505 And the one I checked yesterday. 03:21.665 --> 03:22.325 What did it say? 03:22.385 --> 03:23.305 It said yes, Joe. 03:24.106 --> 03:32.908 That today's this morning's bad cloud weather will give way to bouts of happy sunshine. 03:32.928 --> 03:33.948 Oh, happy sunshine. 03:34.188 --> 03:36.929 Sometimes obstructed by cloud, but mainly happy. 03:37.569 --> 03:39.710 It's gonna be nice in London for the weekend, anyway. 03:39.790 --> 03:42.130 Not that anybody else listening who's not in London cares. 03:42.370 --> 03:43.711 But it's gonna be nice for the carnival. 03:44.291 --> 03:45.771 The London Carnival of Violence. 03:46.211 --> 03:47.432 That will happen this weekend. 03:47.752 --> 03:49.052 Stabfest, they call it. 03:49.932 --> 03:51.353 I'm pretty sure they don't call it Stabfest. 03:51.373 --> 03:53.533 They don't call it that, I do. 03:53.654 --> 03:55.754 And then it's gonna get even better the week after that, Pat. 03:55.774 --> 03:56.254 Is it really? 03:56.774 --> 03:58.735 According to my wishful 15 day forecast. 03:59.095 --> 04:01.936 So this is like a sort of trough, but it's gonna peak. 04:02.216 --> 04:02.916 Absolutely, yeah. 04:02.936 --> 04:03.816 We're through the worst. 04:03.836 --> 04:05.637 We're kind of saving up for amazing weather. 04:05.857 --> 04:06.017 Yeah. 04:06.517 --> 04:32.670 sleeper what do you what are your memories of the band sleeper and and there was a lady what sung for them Louise Wenner she was around the place when they were around the place she used to turn up on TFI Friday the whole time that's right people would cheer their socks off well she was she was a bright and intelligent young woman she's a novelist now right she wrote a novel she's written Severn several novels Severn Severn that oh man still very early this is called what do I do now 04:34.531 --> 04:36.512 You're shuffling your papers very loudly. 04:37.472 --> 04:38.532 I want to read the news. 04:38.552 --> 04:41.353 You shuffled all over the end of the sleeper train. 04:41.373 --> 04:41.533 Did I? 04:41.553 --> 04:42.253 I might have proved it. 04:42.653 --> 04:46.434 You were shuffling around and shuffling and there was paper shuffling. 04:46.454 --> 04:47.634 Hey, what's that? 04:47.654 --> 04:49.475 Buster P's like we used to say. 04:49.655 --> 04:50.335 That's a bed. 04:50.475 --> 04:51.715 That's too good to be a bed. 04:51.735 --> 04:53.136 That is quite a good thing. 04:53.156 --> 04:54.136 Listeners, don't you think? 04:54.916 --> 04:55.776 We just want to hear that. 04:55.816 --> 04:56.716 We don't want it as a bed. 04:56.796 --> 04:57.597 Anyway, we'll have it as a bed. 04:57.617 --> 04:59.717 That's a Papa Don't Take No Mess by James Brown. 05:00.057 --> 05:03.218 So listen, yesterday we were talking about computer startup sounds. 05:04.621 --> 05:11.526 And we were kind of proposing that Brian Eno wrote the Macintosh computer startup sound. 05:11.926 --> 05:19.732 Well Peter McMullen has texted us and he says that Eno actually created the Windows startup sound. 05:20.292 --> 05:24.135 Now Adam and I don't really know what the Windows startup sound is because we don't really have Windows. 05:24.895 --> 05:28.898 But he also says, rumor has it that Eno created it on the Mac though. 05:29.238 --> 05:31.440 But it's kind of not, you know, it's only a rumor. 05:31.880 --> 05:32.841 It's not officially known. 05:33.041 --> 05:33.261 Yeah. 05:33.501 --> 05:33.741 Yeah. 05:33.881 --> 05:35.002 Was it aggressive, the email? 05:35.702 --> 05:36.463 Uh, no. 05:36.503 --> 05:40.205 There are some drawings of us being, you know, attacked. 05:40.405 --> 05:41.085 Ugly institutions. 05:41.145 --> 05:41.646 No, there aren't. 05:41.686 --> 05:44.807 It's a very, very nice, uh, succinct, uh, email. 05:44.967 --> 05:45.568 Well, that's good. 05:45.608 --> 05:46.208 That makes a change. 05:46.288 --> 05:48.049 Usually it's like, you idiots. 05:48.109 --> 05:50.110 What's the Windows startup sound, though? 05:50.150 --> 05:51.831 It can't be better than the Mac one, can it? 05:51.851 --> 05:52.772 The Windows startup sound is... 05:56.435 --> 05:58.736 That's very insulting to all Windows users. 06:02.657 --> 06:05.858 That's the sound you might remember from the playground. 06:05.898 --> 06:06.578 From the playground. 06:07.139 --> 06:10.000 And from Channel 4 on a Friday night nowadays. 06:10.220 --> 06:10.360 Yes. 06:10.380 --> 06:11.700 Which I haven't watched. 06:11.720 --> 06:12.741 When was the last time you watched Channel 4? 06:12.781 --> 06:14.741 Is that how they pitch programs for late night Channel 4? 06:14.921 --> 06:16.362 Pretty much, yeah, they go... Got a new idea. 06:18.282 --> 06:19.123 And it's got Justin Lee. 06:19.143 --> 06:19.483 Brilliant. 06:20.023 --> 06:20.403 Let's have 12. 06:21.643 --> 06:22.824 That was quite bitter, wasn't it? 06:22.864 --> 06:23.204 That was. 06:23.224 --> 06:24.064 That was slightly bitter. 06:24.084 --> 06:25.304 It was slightly bitter satire. 06:25.625 --> 06:25.885 Yeah. 06:26.305 --> 06:26.765 Bit higher. 06:27.045 --> 06:27.365 Yeah. 06:28.125 --> 06:30.666 Anyway, so I thought I should clear up that whole startup sound thing. 06:31.086 --> 06:37.388 Maybe someone could tell us, maybe someone could describe to us verbally what the Windows startup sound is. 06:37.728 --> 06:40.329 I like verbal descriptions of abstract sounds, don't you? 06:40.569 --> 06:41.230 Yes, absolutely. 06:41.290 --> 06:44.292 Or if you're in a position to... I don't know where I've ever come across one before. 06:44.452 --> 06:46.734 Just lay it to us down the phone, that would be good as well. 06:47.314 --> 06:47.574 Yeah. 06:47.735 --> 06:49.336 What would be the number that they would call? 06:51.317 --> 06:52.298 They text you first. 06:52.318 --> 06:53.199 There's a procedure. 06:53.259 --> 06:56.501 Here at the British Broadcasting Castle, you can't just phone in. 06:56.521 --> 06:57.402 You have to be vetted. 06:57.762 --> 06:58.363 Absolutely. 06:58.423 --> 06:59.183 Take several years. 06:59.383 --> 07:00.264 MI6 are involved. 07:00.524 --> 07:01.125 Yeah, that's right. 07:01.145 --> 07:03.867 Jason Bourne is involved. 07:04.027 --> 07:05.308 Okay, more music right now. 07:05.348 --> 07:06.509 This is Dinosaur Jr. 07:06.649 --> 07:07.290 with Crumble. 07:08.436 --> 07:23.183 the language of football give us some more examples of the language of football kick sport goal boo oi ref shot it oi uh half time orange shirts off lads bath 07:24.043 --> 07:24.243 Oi! 07:24.544 --> 07:25.004 Fight! 07:25.304 --> 07:27.746 Now do some commentating for an imaginary football match. 07:27.906 --> 07:32.089 Where the ball is being passed there from Roger to Roger to Rodgelson. 07:32.210 --> 07:33.210 Ooooh love it! 07:33.431 --> 07:34.131 Ooooh dear ahh! 07:34.191 --> 07:35.412 Ooooh passed up the pitch. 07:35.472 --> 07:36.253 Ooooh dear ahh! 07:36.353 --> 07:44.899 And Rodgelson's come in with a lovely move across the grass and he's moving there towards the area. 07:44.959 --> 07:48.122 If I can put in Tony, he is attempting to get the ball in the goal. 07:48.462 --> 07:52.545 That is his aim and he's kicking it to other players in order to achieve that. 07:52.965 --> 07:53.506 Look at that. 07:53.706 --> 07:54.166 ball. 07:54.687 --> 07:59.731 Look at it, it's so round, it's glistening, little bits of grass on it, lovely powering across the pitch. 07:59.771 --> 08:03.714 The ball's slowed down now, and someone else has moved towards the ball. 08:04.054 --> 08:04.434 Anyway. 08:04.915 --> 08:08.898 As you might gather, we don't really understand football, Adam O'Reilly. 08:09.158 --> 08:18.505 It's a bit like, um, to me as if, you know, you could play a game from the 1930s and I wouldn't know, the only difference basically would be the shorts. 08:18.885 --> 08:19.766 No, a game of football. 08:20.126 --> 08:20.547 Oh, I see. 08:20.647 --> 08:25.677 Those clips in that trail, they could have been from any game in the last 400 years, as far as I'm concerned. 08:25.697 --> 08:30.747 When you said a game in the 1930s, I immediately thought of Hoopstick because, you know, it's a fun one. 08:31.630 --> 08:35.132 Yeah, anyway, hello, we're Adam and Joe, this is the BBC Six Music Breakfast Show. 08:35.392 --> 08:40.275 We've been given the privilege of being able to raid the archives here at Six Music. 08:40.315 --> 08:44.598 Yeah, most particularly the Peel Sessions, and I have alighted upon this track. 08:44.878 --> 08:49.961 This was from 2001, and it's the Mighty Strokes, the sexy strokes. 08:50.081 --> 08:51.242 Who's your favourite stroke joke? 08:51.903 --> 08:55.485 Oh, the one what goes out with that bird off of the films. 08:56.005 --> 08:56.305 Yeah. 08:56.685 --> 08:58.566 Uh, is that Nick Valenti? 08:59.066 --> 08:59.546 Probably. 08:59.646 --> 09:00.427 Fab Moretti? 09:00.767 --> 09:01.367 I don't know! 09:01.387 --> 09:04.068 Uh, he used to go out with Drew Barrymore. 09:04.088 --> 09:04.988 They split up now, haven't they? 09:05.088 --> 09:07.069 Didn't one of them go out with Scarlett Johansson? 09:07.589 --> 09:09.970 At some stage, I would imagine all of them did. 09:09.990 --> 09:10.090 Yeah. 09:10.110 --> 09:10.190 Yeah. 09:10.530 --> 09:10.710 Yeah. 09:11.090 --> 09:13.153 They are monied New York boys. 09:13.193 --> 09:17.840 They're sexy, thin-troused men, and this is a track from their appeal session called Someday. 09:17.860 --> 09:19.342 Oh, that's very good, isn't it? 09:19.403 --> 09:20.905 That's the strokes with Someday. 09:21.185 --> 09:26.453 It's weird, though, with those session tracks, because, I mean, that was almost identical to the album version of that. 09:26.593 --> 09:27.934 apart from his vocal weirdly. 09:28.074 --> 09:28.635 Yeah, exactly. 09:28.655 --> 09:31.097 He didn't have that, uh, his sort of megaphone distortion. 09:31.157 --> 09:31.437 Right. 09:31.497 --> 09:37.322 It sounded as if he was, uh, he just smoked a few too many Sigils before arriving at the studio there. 09:37.863 --> 09:45.309 And he was reaching a little bit, but, um, it's, it's, it's a strange thrill that a music fan gets from hearing a version of his favorite track. 09:45.669 --> 09:48.330 That's almost exactly the same, but slightly different. 09:48.731 --> 09:50.131 That's all you need sometimes, though, isn't it? 09:50.271 --> 09:53.113 Yeah, I got that with the Prefab Sprout track we played yesterday. 09:53.353 --> 09:57.255 Well, you know, that was a good example of a track that was significantly different, though. 09:57.275 --> 09:59.236 There was some extra instrumentation on there. 09:59.276 --> 10:02.178 There was a guitar line kind of following the vocal line, yeah. 10:03.198 --> 10:05.259 We almost sounded like real music nerds there. 10:05.379 --> 10:05.719 Really? 10:06.219 --> 10:07.760 Well, it's two bands we know a bit about. 10:07.780 --> 10:08.420 That's right. 10:08.480 --> 10:09.640 It's unusual. 10:09.880 --> 10:11.421 I've got a hello to say, yeah. 10:11.921 --> 10:14.202 Is he allowed to do that at the big British castle? 10:14.802 --> 10:18.623 It's a hello to a mega comedy celebrity. 10:18.883 --> 10:19.163 Really? 10:19.203 --> 10:20.244 Yeah, Peter Serafinowicz. 10:20.644 --> 10:21.544 No. 10:21.784 --> 10:26.326 A co-creator of Look Around You, star of many great 10:26.946 --> 10:32.868 TV and film things Shawn of the Dead and Stuff stuff. 10:33.348 --> 10:33.789 Oh, man. 10:33.849 --> 10:35.309 It's I should have written down all the men. 10:35.369 --> 10:36.330 He's one of my favorite. 10:36.470 --> 10:37.070 What are you gonna say? 10:37.090 --> 10:38.010 He's gonna say hello to him. 10:38.090 --> 10:40.811 Anyway, yeah He's working on a new show for the BBC. 10:40.951 --> 10:43.732 In fact, I think his own show for BBC two. 10:43.772 --> 10:44.573 I saw the pilot. 10:44.613 --> 10:45.013 That's right. 10:45.033 --> 10:49.555 It's good It's very funny the Peter Sarafinowicz show and he is getting made up right now. 10:49.775 --> 10:50.715 Is he in a trailer? 10:50.795 --> 10:51.875 I bet that takes a while. 10:52.055 --> 10:53.456 It takes a long time now 10:53.516 --> 10:53.776 Yeah. 10:53.796 --> 10:55.339 So hi Peter, thanks for listening. 10:55.719 --> 10:57.342 Right now, here is the news. 10:59.895 --> 11:02.176 Booooop. 11:02.476 --> 11:02.997 Editors. 11:03.537 --> 11:05.578 That's the correct way to pronounce the name of that band. 11:05.698 --> 11:09.700 Now, I was watching them on telly the other day on one of the festival coverage programs. 11:10.040 --> 11:10.261 Oh yeah. 11:10.541 --> 11:12.242 And the editors were playing away. 11:12.262 --> 11:13.202 Not the editors! 11:13.322 --> 11:15.003 Sorry, oh no! 11:15.143 --> 11:15.563 You others. 11:15.583 --> 11:17.404 Sorry, I was talking about the different band. 11:17.444 --> 11:18.585 I was talking about a different band. 11:18.605 --> 11:20.386 I was talking about a different band called the editors. 11:20.546 --> 11:20.866 Oh right. 11:21.126 --> 11:24.068 But what I meant to say was editors were playing along all dressed in grey. 11:24.548 --> 11:30.293 with their grey backing and their neat haircuts and it cut to the wings and there was Edith Bowman. 11:30.654 --> 11:32.255 She goes out with Mr Editor. 11:32.295 --> 11:32.876 There we go! 11:33.196 --> 11:37.780 She was like bopping her head, she knew all the words and I thought she's a big editor's fan. 11:37.980 --> 11:38.601 She's the biggest. 11:39.001 --> 11:42.905 And then Adam Buxton told me that she's snogging one of them. 11:42.965 --> 11:44.887 Can get bigger than that as a fan. 11:45.467 --> 11:45.807 Really? 11:45.948 --> 11:46.608 No, you can't. 11:47.109 --> 11:49.370 I mean, that's the dream of all the fans. 11:49.671 --> 11:49.931 Is it? 11:50.151 --> 11:50.431 Yeah. 11:50.591 --> 11:51.672 It's like Mrs. Newman. 11:52.113 --> 11:53.294 You know, Gary Newman's wife? 11:53.594 --> 11:54.134 That's right. 11:54.334 --> 11:59.138 She was... Gary was her number two... She had a list. 11:59.238 --> 12:06.124 We know this because, again, we filmed with Gary Newman a while ago and we went and filmed a thing at his house and she told us all about this. 12:06.164 --> 12:06.845 She had a list. 12:06.865 --> 12:10.488 Gary Newman's wife had a list of stars that she wanted to marry. 12:10.948 --> 12:11.929 And was Bowie number one? 12:11.949 --> 12:13.630 I think Bowie was the number one star. 12:13.710 --> 12:14.570 And who was number two? 12:14.670 --> 12:15.111 Numenoid. 12:15.391 --> 12:16.352 Numenoid was number two. 12:16.812 --> 12:17.852 So she shot for Bowie. 12:19.093 --> 12:19.714 Didn't get him. 12:19.774 --> 12:21.395 Didn't get Bowie, but she got Gazza. 12:21.995 --> 12:23.996 And they're a lovely couple. 12:24.016 --> 12:24.537 They were lovely. 12:24.777 --> 12:26.578 Still very much in love, still very happily married. 12:26.618 --> 12:29.120 Saw them in Hello the other day in their castle. 12:29.160 --> 12:29.660 Really? 12:29.700 --> 12:30.961 Their strange Gothic castle. 12:31.041 --> 12:31.921 Are they still living there? 12:31.962 --> 12:32.462 I thought that was... 12:32.862 --> 12:36.303 I think they, I think they, well they're living somewhere that looks very similar. 12:36.403 --> 12:36.663 Really? 12:36.683 --> 12:38.584 Still has fluffy handcuffs hanging on the ceiling. 12:38.604 --> 12:42.204 What would happen if Bowie made a pass at her? 12:42.965 --> 12:43.345 At her? 12:43.905 --> 12:44.185 Yeah. 12:44.605 --> 12:46.305 You reckon, if they were at some festival or other? 12:46.326 --> 12:48.366 Do you think, you know there's that thing that some couples have? 12:48.686 --> 12:50.687 They have a special sort of get out clause. 12:50.867 --> 12:51.087 Yeah. 12:51.527 --> 12:55.768 If a famous person, you know, they say, well look, I'm faithful to you for all my life. 12:55.808 --> 12:56.228 That's right. 12:56.288 --> 12:58.349 But if George Clooney ever winks at me. 12:58.529 --> 12:59.029 You're allowed. 12:59.229 --> 12:59.709 I'm allowed. 12:59.909 --> 13:01.970 There's a good episode of Entourage where that happens. 13:02.010 --> 13:02.270 Really? 13:02.311 --> 13:02.551 Yeah. 13:03.311 --> 13:07.654 Um, and the, the guy's wife is allowed to sleep with the main bloke, Vincent Chase, and it happens. 13:07.674 --> 13:08.895 She bumps into him in a shoe shop. 13:09.455 --> 13:13.057 But, um, yeah, what would, who would you want to be? 13:13.097 --> 13:14.898 Who would your get out clause lady be? 13:14.998 --> 13:15.739 I got to think about that. 13:15.759 --> 13:17.260 Should we play some music and I'll think about it. 13:17.640 --> 13:18.761 Because that's a big question, man. 13:18.781 --> 13:19.321 It is a big question. 13:19.341 --> 13:20.542 You can't just bring that on a guy. 13:20.922 --> 13:22.503 I'm thinking Nastasia Kinski. 13:23.264 --> 13:23.604 Sucker 1984. 13:23.644 --> 13:24.985 Thanks very much. 13:25.085 --> 13:26.346 So mine involves time travel. 13:27.107 --> 13:28.308 That's possible theoretically. 13:29.128 --> 13:31.090 This is Iron and Wine with Boy with a Coin. 13:31.610 --> 13:32.851 The mighty Harry here. 13:32.871 --> 13:34.112 I'm so excited about that. 13:34.552 --> 13:35.593 We're hyping it, aren't we? 13:35.773 --> 13:36.293 Absolutely. 13:36.313 --> 13:38.895 Well, we can listen to that on Monday after we finish the show. 13:39.015 --> 13:39.816 Yeah, that'll be good. 13:39.856 --> 13:42.198 It's like the release of Batman, the first Batman film. 13:42.518 --> 13:43.559 He's a genius, Harry. 13:43.679 --> 13:43.759 Oh. 13:44.199 --> 13:45.140 He's good, man. 13:45.220 --> 13:46.402 And you know who else is a genius? 13:46.702 --> 13:47.603 It's Al Murray. 13:48.124 --> 13:50.246 He was on a show I did the other day. 13:50.286 --> 13:50.947 You're not a genius. 13:51.147 --> 13:51.988 Come on, yes I am. 13:52.008 --> 13:52.589 By no means. 13:52.689 --> 13:53.150 Come on. 13:53.430 --> 13:54.652 In what way are you a genius? 13:55.212 --> 13:56.614 I've got all kinds of ideas. 13:58.436 --> 13:59.597 What's your best idea? 13:59.617 --> 14:00.939 I can't tell you they're too hot. 14:01.019 --> 14:01.560 Come on. 14:01.580 --> 14:02.561 They're too hot to say. 14:02.581 --> 14:03.322 Give us one idea. 14:03.542 --> 14:03.702 No. 14:04.523 --> 14:05.144 Come on! 14:05.164 --> 14:06.266 I can't, they're too good! 14:06.326 --> 14:07.587 Write one down for later, okay? 14:07.627 --> 14:08.268 Alright, alright. 14:08.769 --> 14:10.351 One idea that proves you're a genius. 14:10.431 --> 14:11.012 Shoes. 14:12.354 --> 14:14.537 With words on the soles. 14:15.438 --> 14:16.039 Not that one, I guess. 14:16.079 --> 14:19.344 And you dress in puddles, and you print the words. 14:20.962 --> 14:27.024 Anyway, we were talking about who would your celebrity person that you're allowed to sleep with be? 14:27.304 --> 14:28.204 Yours would be Al Murray. 14:28.965 --> 14:30.205 Maybe it would be Al Murray. 14:30.485 --> 14:32.446 I really do think he's great, Al Murray. 14:32.726 --> 14:33.186 I've forgotten. 14:33.206 --> 14:38.988 He's one of those people that's so big and successful in a way, but he's got a big hardcore of fans. 14:39.508 --> 14:41.469 But he's not taken that seriously. 14:41.489 --> 14:44.690 I get the impression as a cutting-edge comedian and stuff. 14:45.430 --> 14:48.674 Maybe that's just my misconception, but he's brilliant, like, he's amazing. 14:48.694 --> 14:50.115 He's the quickest on his feet I've ever seen. 14:50.215 --> 14:57.383 Anyway, I might sleep with him, but if I had to sleep with a woman, it would be Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio. 14:57.623 --> 14:57.983 Really? 14:58.124 --> 14:59.045 Yeah. 14:59.185 --> 15:02.929 Yeah, listeners might know her as the lady in the abyss, James Cameron's the abyss. 15:02.969 --> 15:04.530 Has she been in anything since that? 15:05.531 --> 15:06.572 Since she was in the abyss? 15:06.612 --> 15:08.634 Yeah, nothing quite so big, I don't suppose. 15:08.995 --> 15:11.277 She was in a film called Consenting Adults as well. 15:11.297 --> 15:11.957 Do you remember that one? 15:11.977 --> 15:12.958 That sounded crazy. 15:12.978 --> 15:15.721 There was a lot of wife-swapery going on in there and I was delighted. 15:16.582 --> 15:17.643 But yeah, she was in the abyss. 15:17.683 --> 15:25.931 What an amazing scene in the abyss where she has to drown in order to be swum out by Ed Harcourt. 15:26.031 --> 15:26.551 What's his name? 15:26.571 --> 15:26.892 Harris. 15:27.032 --> 15:27.612 Ed Harris. 15:29.134 --> 15:30.275 Ed Harcourt would never make it. 15:31.135 --> 15:32.496 Ed Harris has to swim her out. 15:32.536 --> 15:38.119 He's got the breathing gear and he's the best swimmer so she has to drown and drag her to safety and then revive her. 15:38.319 --> 15:39.040 Horrible business. 15:39.200 --> 15:43.162 Oh man, it's the most amazing scene in movies for me, one of them anyway. 15:43.622 --> 15:48.425 And I always kind of envy her because he gets to snog Master Antonio and revive her and she's eternally indebted. 15:48.445 --> 15:48.765 Really? 15:48.845 --> 15:50.686 That's one of your sort of fantasies, is it? 15:50.866 --> 15:51.086 Yeah. 15:51.487 --> 15:56.029 A nearly dead woman spewing water into your face. 15:56.749 --> 15:57.950 How very sensuous. 15:57.970 --> 15:59.351 That is as sexy as it gets for me. 15:59.611 --> 16:02.134 Listen, it's archive session track time. 16:02.295 --> 16:09.904 I'm excited about hearing the woman again close her big sexy door and say my name in an exciting fashion. 16:11.426 --> 16:15.692 I chose some stuff from Everything But The Girl because I used to be a big fan of Everything But The Girl. 16:17.247 --> 16:29.609 Am I still not entirely but in the in when I was a little kid I used to love them So I had a look in the sessions and I'm gonna be perfectly honest with you listeners I don't really know this track very well right that I've chosen 16:30.444 --> 16:31.185 Is that too honest? 16:31.525 --> 16:33.066 No, that's good enough. 16:33.086 --> 16:33.947 We skimmed through it. 16:34.487 --> 16:37.050 And this was the one that really grabbed our experience. 16:37.110 --> 16:39.392 Yeah, but it's from the period when I used to love them. 16:39.432 --> 16:40.533 It's called Ballad of the Times. 16:40.813 --> 16:44.396 This is Everything But the Girl from 1985 from the Peel Sessions. 16:44.436 --> 16:44.976 Check this out. 16:45.136 --> 16:45.737 There we go. 16:45.797 --> 16:46.858 Everything But the Girl there. 16:47.839 --> 16:50.501 That was a rather a lovely tune called Ballad of the Times. 16:50.621 --> 16:51.782 That's absolutely... oops. 16:53.163 --> 16:54.224 That is my problem. 16:54.264 --> 16:57.206 Sometimes I launch into speaking and it just, it doesn't happen. 16:57.246 --> 16:57.907 Give it another go. 16:58.047 --> 16:58.747 Just doesn't happen. 16:59.108 --> 17:01.330 That was absolutely lovely, I thought. 17:01.450 --> 17:01.710 Yeah. 17:01.730 --> 17:07.594 And we were just talking about the fact that Tracy Thorne, the lead singer of Everything But The Girl released a solo album earlier this year. 17:07.614 --> 17:17.762 Yeah, I was worrying there that in the small chance that either Ben Watt or Tracy were listening, that would be a, that what I said about them would have been a kind of a spinal tap moment. 17:17.783 --> 17:19.364 Do you remember that moment in spinal tap? 17:19.384 --> 17:19.524 Yeah. 17:19.724 --> 17:20.825 when they hear their records. 17:37.478 --> 17:41.879 Every time you thought they might have been sort of fading a bit, they've come back stronger than ever. 17:42.720 --> 17:42.980 Yeah? 17:43.300 --> 17:44.000 Why are you laughing? 17:44.480 --> 17:48.001 Because I've made it sound downbeat again, haven't I? 17:50.202 --> 17:54.023 Now it's good enough to say that they're a great band. 17:54.103 --> 17:54.824 Yeah, they're a great band. 17:54.864 --> 17:55.324 Well done. 17:55.484 --> 17:55.824 Well done. 17:56.264 --> 17:57.645 Um, now what were we just talking about? 17:57.705 --> 18:00.106 Oh yeah, songs to wake up to we were talking about. 18:00.206 --> 18:06.349 Yeah, yesterday, uh, we were talking about what the best alarm clock sound was, and we had a bit of an alarm clock war. 18:07.029 --> 18:09.230 Uh, I came up with the most violently aggressive one. 18:09.630 --> 18:10.951 Adam had a lovely and soothing one. 18:11.231 --> 18:13.171 But we got an email from a guy called Nick. 18:13.552 --> 18:15.312 He doesn't give us any more information than that. 18:15.653 --> 18:16.393 It's just Nick. 18:17.113 --> 18:21.014 Uh, he is talking about the fact that he wakes up to a song. 18:21.094 --> 18:26.636 I guess he must program his clock radio or whatever, or his CD player or MP3 player. 18:27.196 --> 18:28.777 Maybe his personal computer. 18:28.817 --> 18:29.097 Yes! 18:29.517 --> 18:30.857 To wake him up to a song. 18:31.397 --> 18:36.079 And the song he chooses is Welcome to the Jungle by Guns N' Roses. 18:36.579 --> 18:36.979 Oh man. 18:36.999 --> 18:39.660 And here's Nick's description of what happens when he wakes up. 18:40.638 --> 18:51.066 It starts with a kind of grating slash guitar noise, but it holds within it warm 80s memories, which, in a dazed awakening state, make you think this song rocks, but what is it? 18:51.707 --> 18:54.309 Even though you woke up to it every day for the last three weeks. 18:54.789 --> 18:59.393 The grating builds, but you've got only about 10 seconds before the howling starts. 18:59.893 --> 19:01.874 If you're not quick enough, you've reached level two. 19:02.134 --> 19:16.220 Normally you're up by now and you've turned the howling off, but if you haven't, you know it must be the weekend and you can either progress to level three, the screechy axle singing, with your head buried under the pillow, or you can shout along while you make a brew and wake the rest of the house up. 19:16.560 --> 19:17.841 So there you go, he's broken down. 19:18.081 --> 19:20.642 Welcome to the jungle into kind of stages of awakening. 19:20.822 --> 19:24.563 Well, it's good to have a nice long intro for a track there, if you're waking up to it. 19:24.883 --> 19:41.428 Something like, you know, The Stone Roses I Wanna Be Adored, which starts off with a sort of wash of ambient noise and weird sounds like clangs and factory sounds or something, and then gradually the guitars come in, and then the bass, it's very slow, it all takes about over a minute. 19:41.468 --> 19:43.728 That particular song might soothe me back to sleep, though. 19:44.348 --> 19:45.489 It's a bit too trippy. 19:45.549 --> 19:46.209 Yeah, but it gets... 19:46.869 --> 19:47.690 Yeah, maybe you're right. 19:47.730 --> 19:49.251 I'd have a sort of acid flashback. 19:49.552 --> 19:49.832 Yeah. 19:50.072 --> 19:51.634 Not that I've got anything to flashback to. 19:52.635 --> 19:53.776 And I fall back to sleep. 19:54.076 --> 19:57.139 But can you suggest, listeners, the perfect song to wake up to? 19:57.319 --> 19:59.021 Wake Up Boo by the Boo Radleys. 19:59.061 --> 19:59.601 Not that one. 19:59.681 --> 20:01.283 That's the one you're not allowed to suggest. 20:01.383 --> 20:03.445 What about Walking on Sunshine by Katrina and the Way? 20:03.525 --> 20:03.705 No. 20:04.686 --> 20:06.968 Uh, it's got to be Perfect by Fairground Attraction. 20:07.048 --> 20:07.188 No. 20:07.409 --> 20:08.329 You're not allowed any of those. 20:08.490 --> 20:09.891 Anything by Sixpence, None the Richer. 20:10.031 --> 20:27.750 text your suggestions to 64046 or if you don't have a mobile phone you can email adamandjo.6music at bbc.co.uk I wonder how this one by the charlatans would work this is love is the key love is the key you see by the charlatans that's true you know 20:27.930 --> 20:28.911 You know, it is true. 20:28.951 --> 20:29.251 It is. 20:29.652 --> 20:32.814 And it can be used as a key replacement as well if you ever... Really? 20:32.834 --> 20:33.635 If you're locked out? 20:33.695 --> 20:35.236 If you're locked out... What do you do? 20:35.276 --> 20:36.357 You just love the door? 20:36.377 --> 20:39.800 You have to love the door, but you have to love it to such an extent and a lot. 20:39.860 --> 20:41.781 And it's a very difficult thing to do because... Is it really? 20:41.842 --> 20:45.404 When you get locked out, your natural impulse is toward fury... Yeah, towards hate. 20:45.585 --> 20:47.987 And frustration and mild depression. 20:48.627 --> 20:54.491 And it's very hard to get to a place, it's very hard to get to a place where you really love. 20:54.531 --> 20:55.792 Where you love the door a lot. 20:55.812 --> 20:59.134 You're just talking, you're not talking about making love to the door. 20:59.414 --> 20:59.835 Yeah. 20:59.975 --> 21:00.255 Are you? 21:00.755 --> 21:01.696 That's what I'm saying. 21:01.836 --> 21:02.136 Wow. 21:02.376 --> 21:04.558 There's a lot of difficult things about it. 21:05.000 --> 21:05.740 Well, there we go. 21:05.780 --> 21:09.502 There's some useful locksmith information courtesy of the charlatans. 21:09.802 --> 21:10.762 Yeah. 21:10.882 --> 21:14.323 OK, we were asking you what the best song to wake up to would be. 21:14.644 --> 21:20.806 And literally, we're talking about like an alarm clock song, a song that would play in your ears just as you reach consciousness in the morning. 21:21.166 --> 21:23.107 And we've been inundated with suggestions. 21:23.807 --> 21:24.407 Go on then, Joe. 21:24.567 --> 21:26.448 When I say inundated, I mean six. 21:26.468 --> 21:26.848 We've got three. 21:27.088 --> 21:27.608 Yeah. 21:28.569 --> 21:31.590 But you can continue texting to 64046. 21:32.971 --> 21:33.451 Here's one. 21:33.891 --> 21:34.471 OK, you ready? 21:34.532 --> 21:35.072 Yeah, go on then. 21:35.192 --> 21:35.872 Are you ready, though? 21:36.272 --> 21:36.913 To get closer? 21:37.313 --> 21:37.993 Yeah. 21:38.013 --> 21:38.733 This is anonymous. 21:38.794 --> 21:43.176 Please try and put your names on your texts when you text in, because it's nice to put a name to the words. 21:43.316 --> 21:43.716 What's the matter? 21:43.736 --> 21:44.356 A little bit passable. 21:44.376 --> 21:45.096 A little bit catchy. 21:45.176 --> 21:46.177 A little bit aggressive. 21:46.397 --> 21:48.518 OK, this comes from an anonymous person. 21:48.938 --> 21:51.499 I wake up to Sex Machine by James Brown. 21:51.740 --> 21:52.340 Think about it. 21:52.580 --> 21:54.461 He spends the whole song shouting, get up. 21:55.546 --> 21:56.827 And like a sex machine, no less. 21:57.067 --> 21:57.747 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 21:57.847 --> 21:58.428 Get on up. 21:58.828 --> 21:59.328 That's true. 21:59.989 --> 22:00.889 And that's a good choice. 22:01.009 --> 22:01.810 Not too aggressive. 22:02.370 --> 22:03.070 Kind of rhythmic. 22:03.150 --> 22:03.971 It keeps you perky. 22:04.851 --> 22:05.432 Inspiring. 22:06.172 --> 22:06.712 Here's another one. 22:06.733 --> 22:07.493 You ready for another one? 22:07.533 --> 22:07.653 Yeah. 22:08.193 --> 22:11.996 Sarah in Manchester says, wake up your dead by faith no more. 22:12.416 --> 22:14.177 No going back to sleep after that. 22:15.089 --> 22:16.390 Wake up, you're dead. 22:17.011 --> 22:18.513 Yeah, I don't know that track, actually. 22:18.533 --> 22:19.234 It's a bit gloomy. 22:19.414 --> 22:20.195 Faith no more. 22:20.895 --> 22:25.881 Well, we'll have some more of those in a second, but first, here's super furry animals just before the news with Show Your Hand. 22:26.241 --> 22:31.767 Amalays, that's a new product that dries out plaster faster than any other plaster drying product can. 22:32.888 --> 22:37.192 That was Cajun Dance Party, which I think is a little bit misleading as a name for the band. 22:37.572 --> 22:43.057 You know, because you get excited about a Cajun Dance Party and you don't get anything of the sort. 22:43.257 --> 22:44.198 What was he singing about? 22:44.238 --> 22:46.199 You're the catalyst that makes things faster. 22:46.560 --> 22:48.481 Amelie's Dries Out Plaster. 22:48.641 --> 22:49.542 It's a building song. 22:49.602 --> 22:50.723 It's a song for builders. 22:51.324 --> 22:52.725 Is Amelie's an actual product? 22:53.085 --> 22:53.605 I would imagine so. 22:53.625 --> 22:56.007 In which case we shouldn't be playing it on the Big British Castle. 22:56.208 --> 22:56.848 That's true. 22:57.028 --> 22:58.750 It might be coded, you know, 22:59.210 --> 23:01.391 thing, we can talk to Claire Privet about this. 23:01.711 --> 23:07.714 She is our serial thriller provider today and she works in the advertising industry. 23:07.794 --> 23:08.554 Claire, how are you doing? 23:08.574 --> 23:08.975 Are you there? 23:09.315 --> 23:10.655 Good morning, how are you? 23:10.715 --> 23:11.156 Fine, fine. 23:11.176 --> 23:11.816 Very well, thank you. 23:11.936 --> 23:13.937 And you're in South East London today, is that right? 23:14.057 --> 23:16.058 I am, I'm very lucky to live here, yes indeed. 23:16.078 --> 23:17.659 Whereabouts in South East London, Claire? 23:17.839 --> 23:21.100 I'm in the green, near sort of Blackheath, Lewisshire. 23:21.120 --> 23:21.660 Very nice. 23:22.021 --> 23:23.121 Well done, congratulations. 23:23.161 --> 23:23.861 Doing pretty well. 23:24.061 --> 23:24.942 Gotta be doing pretty well. 23:25.703 --> 23:26.163 It's alright. 23:26.624 --> 23:28.585 And you're at home getting ready to go to work. 23:28.605 --> 23:29.765 What time do you have to be at work Claire? 23:29.845 --> 23:32.287 I have to work at nine thirty so it's not too bad. 23:32.687 --> 23:33.947 And home by what time? 23:34.588 --> 23:35.788 Oh gosh, about seven ish. 23:36.069 --> 23:38.170 Really? 23:38.270 --> 23:39.490 What kind of a day is it going to be? 23:39.510 --> 23:42.212 Is there anything you're worried about today? 23:42.232 --> 23:43.392 I don't get worried about things. 23:43.453 --> 23:43.713 Really? 23:43.753 --> 23:45.734 I take it in my stride, absolutely. 23:45.814 --> 23:48.195 No big accounts giving you any problems there Claire? 23:48.215 --> 23:49.856 They always give me problems that I can handle. 23:50.036 --> 23:51.397 Yeah, you know where available? 23:52.230 --> 23:52.550 Are you? 23:52.790 --> 23:53.531 Yeah, for anything. 23:53.731 --> 23:54.331 Pretty much anything. 23:54.352 --> 23:54.732 Are you quite cheap? 23:54.792 --> 23:55.732 We'll advertise anything. 23:56.013 --> 23:56.413 Oh, great. 23:56.453 --> 23:57.313 I've heard that, actually. 23:57.333 --> 23:57.554 We don't. 23:57.594 --> 23:58.634 No, we're expensive, actually. 23:58.834 --> 23:59.755 We'll get you one of our books. 24:00.115 --> 24:00.396 Yeah, good one. 24:00.416 --> 24:00.896 If you would. 24:01.296 --> 24:03.518 We don't advertise actual murder. 24:03.658 --> 24:13.885 That's the only thing we don't do, but pretty much anything... Oh, but we have a need for that right now, so... Anything that pollutes the environment, anything that exploits kids, we're there. 24:13.925 --> 24:15.245 That's what we're into, actually. 24:15.265 --> 24:19.929 We charge a little bit more for that sort of stuff, but pretty much we can work it out. 24:20.569 --> 24:21.910 What's your favourite film, Claire? 24:22.730 --> 24:26.051 I have quite a few, but I just, I do love With Nell and I. Mmm. 24:26.151 --> 24:27.871 Come on, you can't beat With Nell and I. It's a classic. 24:28.152 --> 24:33.413 If you met someone who, and you were talking about With Nell and I and they said, pfft, that film, that's rubbish. 24:33.433 --> 24:34.953 I don't know why everyone goes on about it. 24:35.453 --> 24:36.934 You'd be, what would you do? 24:36.954 --> 24:41.095 I mean, I mean... Well, I would just think they don't, they just don't know what they're talking about. 24:41.135 --> 24:41.475 Exactly. 24:41.515 --> 24:41.975 How old are you? 24:41.995 --> 24:42.975 Do you mind me asking Claire? 24:43.095 --> 24:43.956 You can't ask that. 24:43.976 --> 24:45.216 I'm 34, I've just turned 34. 24:45.543 --> 24:49.906 34 okay, so you would have been a little bit young to go and see it at the cinema, right? 24:50.586 --> 25:13.302 Yeah, probably just about yeah, but yeah But that is a film that made That's a film that made a massive impression on me when it came out went see it at the cinema and I was a little bit older than I a little bit and Man, I was literally I was falling off my seat laughing literally fell off my seat into did you literally fall off your seat fell off my seat Wow Wow, it's amazing what a story 25:13.542 --> 25:18.343 I know, I was in the aisle, I was rolling around, I thought, it's a little bit sticky down here, I'm gonna get back on my seat. 25:18.844 --> 25:20.164 What kind of a cinema were you in? 25:20.824 --> 25:26.746 I tell you exactly where I was, I was in Shaftesbury Avenue and, no, Haymarket, Lower Haymarket, what's that one called? 25:26.986 --> 25:27.686 Anyway, I can't remember. 25:28.046 --> 25:29.347 But wow, yeah, what a film. 25:29.407 --> 25:30.847 Favourite moment from that film, Claire? 25:31.347 --> 25:33.688 It's very difficult isn't it, because there's so many of it. 25:35.008 --> 25:37.631 Most of them are quite sweary. 25:37.851 --> 25:38.852 Uncle Monty, yeah. 25:39.072 --> 25:43.756 He's got some of the best swearing bits in the whole film. 25:44.237 --> 25:51.103 But listen Claire, tell us what two songs you've chosen for us to have breakfast to this morning. 25:51.263 --> 25:54.046 Hang on a second Claire, you keep talking into your bra. 25:55.107 --> 25:58.490 Yeah, whatever you're doing there, it's getting a bit muffly. 25:58.630 --> 25:59.271 That's perfect. 25:59.719 --> 26:00.139 Okay. 26:00.699 --> 26:03.240 So I've just chosen a couple of tracks, obviously, recently. 26:03.260 --> 26:06.681 I've got The Cure in-between Days and New Order Regret. 26:07.742 --> 26:08.242 Great choice. 26:08.442 --> 26:09.502 That was, yeah, exactly. 26:09.582 --> 26:11.963 The Cure in-between Days and Regret from New Order. 26:12.023 --> 26:12.904 Fantastic choice. 26:13.104 --> 26:16.645 And Claire, thank you very much indeed for being on series with us today. 26:16.665 --> 26:17.345 Thanks Claire. 26:17.365 --> 26:21.166 Hey, are we right in saying you are due to give birth soon? 26:21.947 --> 26:22.687 In January. 26:22.787 --> 26:23.527 In January? 26:23.867 --> 26:24.167 Yeah. 26:24.187 --> 26:25.528 Do you know what it's going to be, a boy or a girl? 26:26.852 --> 26:27.253 I don't know. 26:27.273 --> 26:28.033 I have no idea. 26:28.133 --> 26:31.115 The miracle of the surprise baby person. 26:31.175 --> 26:31.655 I'll feel that. 26:31.675 --> 26:32.456 I want a surprise. 26:32.556 --> 26:33.276 Yeah, absolutely. 26:33.577 --> 26:34.877 Well, best of luck. 26:34.997 --> 26:35.478 Absolutely. 26:35.678 --> 26:36.358 It's wonderful. 26:36.818 --> 26:37.819 And thanks for your choices. 26:37.839 --> 26:38.880 What are we going to play first? 26:39.320 --> 26:41.441 We're going to play The Cure, In Between Days. 26:41.922 --> 26:43.282 Hello, this is Adam and Jo. 26:43.342 --> 26:48.005 We're here on 6 Music, filling in for Sean Kievny for the rest of this week and all of next. 26:48.345 --> 26:48.786 Yeah, it's 8, 15, 16, 17, 18. 26:49.006 --> 26:49.186 It's 8, 18. 26:52.748 --> 26:54.309 Joe Timechek Cornish. 26:54.329 --> 26:57.932 Yeah, just in case, you know, it's the morning that knowing what time it is is very important. 26:58.012 --> 27:04.056 And you join us just as Joe Cornish is trying to steal the last biscuit from Jenny. 27:04.276 --> 27:04.596 Yeah. 27:04.636 --> 27:05.337 Who is one of them. 27:05.357 --> 27:11.001 Jenny, our lovely helper lady, has bought in three Gary, are they Gary Baldies? 27:11.061 --> 27:12.722 They're a bit like Gary Baldies, but they're more healthy. 27:12.742 --> 27:13.583 They're squash fly biscuits. 27:13.643 --> 27:14.704 Yeah, yeah, they've got a lot of biscuits. 27:14.744 --> 27:17.686 Yeah, I haven't had one of those for years and they are amazing. 27:18.686 --> 27:20.268 Are flies really sweet? 27:21.625 --> 27:22.646 To the taste, are they? 27:22.686 --> 27:23.266 Does anyone know? 27:23.286 --> 27:24.387 Oh, flies. 27:24.447 --> 27:25.208 No, they're not sweet. 27:25.228 --> 27:25.548 Aren't they? 27:25.568 --> 27:26.068 They're bitter. 27:26.449 --> 27:27.670 Also, you should never eat them. 27:27.710 --> 27:28.630 They carry disease. 27:28.790 --> 27:29.091 Do they? 27:29.211 --> 27:30.312 I don't know if you knew that or not. 27:30.352 --> 27:31.252 Is disease sweet? 27:32.213 --> 27:35.635 Well, funnily enough, some diseases can be tasty. 27:35.735 --> 27:36.436 A little bit tasty. 27:36.796 --> 27:40.879 So listen, we've been asking you to text in your, uh, your suggestions for the best song to wake up to. 27:40.899 --> 27:49.886 This is if you live in a kind of a war games-stroke Ferris Bueller style, uh, environment where you can have your computer cue a song or something like that in the morning. 27:50.266 --> 27:51.467 So are you ready for some of these, Adam? 27:51.647 --> 27:52.348 Yeah, please, hit me. 27:52.588 --> 27:55.250 The perfect, this is from somebody called Ninety in Leeds. 27:55.530 --> 27:56.691 His name is actually a number. 27:56.771 --> 27:57.832 John Ninety, we had a week. 27:58.172 --> 27:58.753 There we go. 27:59.053 --> 28:04.778 The perfect wake-up song is the digital hardcore remix of Crash Power by everyone's favorite Japanese techno-metallist mad capsule markets. 28:05.139 --> 28:06.360 You may never sleep again. 28:07.561 --> 28:08.762 So he's going for the cut. 28:08.802 --> 28:09.823 There's two approaches to this. 28:09.863 --> 28:11.925 There's the soothing kind of approach. 28:11.985 --> 28:18.951 Wake up with a lovely optimistic song, or there's kind of like the hardcore in at the deep end cold shower, like metal attack, noise attack. 28:19.071 --> 28:20.592 That's for the youngsters, though, you know? 28:20.973 --> 28:23.094 The older you get, the more suited you want it to be, surely. 28:23.114 --> 28:23.354 Do you think? 28:23.374 --> 28:27.858 We don't know people's ages here, but Johnny is saying, how about Higher State of Consciousness by Josh Wink? 28:27.998 --> 28:28.398 That's a good one. 28:28.418 --> 28:29.199 Wakes me up every time. 28:29.419 --> 28:30.000 Yeah. 28:30.120 --> 28:34.023 Yeah, again, I'd be worried about kind of acid flashbacks there. 28:34.083 --> 28:36.505 Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep. 28:36.705 --> 28:43.370 Hello, Adam and Joe, I'd like to suggest Albatross by Fleetwood Mac as a wake-up track, eases you into the day, and you glide like a bird all day. 28:43.690 --> 28:44.451 That's true, isn't it? 28:44.471 --> 28:44.951 That's lovely. 28:45.171 --> 28:45.912 That is a lovely song. 28:45.932 --> 28:47.173 That's from Jay. 28:47.193 --> 28:48.314 Let's Go Crazy by Prince. 28:49.451 --> 28:49.691 Yeah. 28:49.711 --> 28:54.432 You know, a good one that I would like to wake up to is Who Loves the Sun by the Velvet Underground. 28:54.633 --> 28:55.673 You know what I'd wake up to? 28:55.793 --> 28:55.973 What? 28:56.153 --> 28:57.433 Fantastic Day by Hekka100. 28:57.793 --> 28:58.494 That's a good idea. 28:58.534 --> 28:58.814 You know? 28:58.834 --> 29:00.514 I didn't know that would be solid goal. 29:01.134 --> 29:02.255 What's the beginning of that one? 29:02.275 --> 29:05.276 No, I'm thinking of Love Plus One is a nicer... No, that's Love Plus One, yeah. 29:05.456 --> 29:06.136 That's lovely, though. 29:06.616 --> 29:08.257 Yeah, doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo. 29:08.317 --> 29:09.297 Is that Love Plus one as well? 29:09.437 --> 29:10.038 I can't remember. 29:10.438 --> 29:13.279 Anyway, and here's one from Cameron in Leeds. 29:13.619 --> 29:18.521 I used to wake up to the opening chords of Jeff Wayne's War of the Worlds at university. 29:19.842 --> 29:24.104 I was a very heavy sleeper and the only way to remedy this was to scare myself awake. 29:24.804 --> 29:25.784 Yeah, that would be a good one. 29:25.824 --> 29:27.865 I tell you, another one is 20 seconds to comply. 29:27.885 --> 29:27.945 Yes. 29:28.365 --> 29:29.126 Remember that one? 29:29.146 --> 29:29.446 Yeah. 29:29.466 --> 29:30.326 Now, who was that by? 29:30.386 --> 29:32.307 That sort of, um, jungle-y trip-hop group. 29:32.367 --> 29:33.067 Ah, I forget. 29:33.187 --> 29:33.868 Ah, we'll find out. 29:33.928 --> 29:35.528 Yeah, but that's intense, though. 29:35.548 --> 29:38.129 Yeah, that starts off with the sample from Robocop, Ed 209. 29:38.730 --> 29:39.150 Yeah. 29:39.290 --> 29:40.951 Please put down your weapon. 29:41.031 --> 29:43.251 You have 20 seconds to comply. 29:43.271 --> 29:49.074 Uh, the Russian national anthem wakes you up right in the morning, says, uh, Ryan. 29:49.821 --> 29:51.143 What's the Russian national anthem? 29:52.364 --> 29:54.066 I love Russia, yes I do. 29:54.146 --> 29:55.007 Yes I do. 29:55.868 --> 29:57.190 I love Russia, yes I do. 29:57.410 --> 29:57.971 Yes I do. 29:58.351 --> 30:01.495 And you love Russia as much as I do. 30:01.855 --> 30:03.557 We love Russia, yes we do. 30:03.738 --> 30:04.539 Yes we do. 30:04.599 --> 30:04.879 That's correct. 30:06.781 --> 30:07.341 And that's it. 30:07.602 --> 30:11.704 That's the end of that text competition with that stirring rendition of the National Anthem. 30:12.204 --> 30:15.887 We're going to close that one off because soon it's time for Text the Nation. 30:16.407 --> 30:19.269 And don't forget we've got a rejigged jingle. 30:19.689 --> 30:20.269 A rejingle. 30:20.409 --> 30:23.591 With some extra information for the jingle of Text the Nation. 30:23.611 --> 30:31.436 Yeah, this is only because somebody complained by email yesterday that the Text the Nation competition was non-inclusive to non-mobile phone owners. 30:31.476 --> 30:36.299 And as you know, here at the Big British Castle, it's our mission to be inclusive. 30:36.459 --> 30:37.639 We wish to include everyone. 30:37.659 --> 30:37.919 Yeah. 30:38.339 --> 30:42.960 And, of course, you're welcome to communicate with us any way you wish when we launch Text the Nation. 30:43.000 --> 30:44.700 It doesn't have to be just by text. 30:44.840 --> 30:46.921 And that will be made clear to you once you hear the jingle. 30:47.081 --> 30:47.241 Yeah. 30:47.541 --> 30:49.781 But now, here's the lovely Lily Allen. 30:50.201 --> 30:53.382 Is it true that just the physical act of smiling makes you happy? 30:53.942 --> 30:54.402 It is true. 30:54.442 --> 30:59.283 Is it true it kind of stimulates blood vessels in the happiness nodes, synapses of the brain? 30:59.343 --> 30:59.523 Yeah. 30:59.723 --> 30:59.943 Yeah. 31:00.143 --> 31:03.624 So everybody out there, even if you're not happy, just have a go at smiling. 31:05.024 --> 31:06.365 Does that make you happy? 31:06.385 --> 31:07.426 Even if it's insincere. 31:07.446 --> 31:08.166 It'll work eventually. 31:08.186 --> 31:09.107 It'll work eventually. 31:11.148 --> 31:13.530 A smile is my natural, I'm smiling right now. 31:13.710 --> 31:16.332 If you fake a smile, you can't fake a smile, can you? 31:16.552 --> 31:16.972 Look at that. 31:17.092 --> 31:18.693 Your cat just looks so evil. 31:18.774 --> 31:19.774 Does it look like the Joker? 31:19.874 --> 31:21.095 A fake smile does look evil. 31:21.115 --> 31:23.477 You end up looking like Richard James, effects twin. 31:23.877 --> 31:25.058 Yeah, or itchy the killer. 31:25.578 --> 31:26.459 Yeah, you've seen that film? 31:26.499 --> 31:28.720 That's right, you look like a kind of clown killer. 31:29.140 --> 31:38.727 But it does work, you know, sometimes when you're doing voiceovers and stuff like that, they say, come on, smile, and it just sounds like you're smiling, put a smile in your voice. 31:38.767 --> 31:42.529 OK, so I tell you what, introduce this next song now with No Smile. 31:42.890 --> 31:43.190 OK. 31:43.310 --> 31:46.732 And then do it again with a fake smile and let's see if we can tell the difference. 31:46.812 --> 31:48.333 OK, so No Smile. 31:49.154 --> 31:51.215 This is my breakfast single of the week. 31:51.716 --> 31:55.078 It's the fantastic new single from Spoon called The Underdog. 31:55.978 --> 31:56.599 With a smile. 31:57.400 --> 32:00.042 He's my new single of the week. 32:00.062 --> 32:00.642 It's working. 32:01.083 --> 32:02.424 It's working, isn't it? 32:02.504 --> 32:04.405 It's a spoon with the underdog. 32:04.746 --> 32:07.128 It's a peach that's spoon with the underdog. 32:07.148 --> 32:08.689 This is Adam and Joe on 6 Music. 32:08.749 --> 32:11.231 Now here's the news read by Joe and Catherine. 32:12.894 --> 32:16.977 The Smiths with big mouth strikes again. 32:16.997 --> 32:21.320 This Adam and Joe BBC six music filling in for Sean W. Keveny. 32:23.041 --> 32:24.022 Oh, sorry. 32:24.062 --> 32:28.165 I got distracted by a huge crane moving past the window in a surreal fashion. 32:28.405 --> 32:33.307 Oh yeah, it looked as if the crane, the big metal hook bit was just about a smash into the window. 32:33.387 --> 32:34.848 Yeah, that was kind of a Godzilla moment. 32:35.848 --> 32:42.812 Now, it's nearly time to play Text the Nation, our exciting new quiz that we're very, very proud of. 32:42.932 --> 32:47.494 I think the whole play and quiz element is probably overstated there, don't you? 32:48.274 --> 32:50.695 We've got to use some kind of words to describe it. 32:50.755 --> 32:51.515 It sounds like a fun game. 32:51.555 --> 32:52.315 Is it a quiz? 32:52.635 --> 32:53.515 It's not a quiz, is it? 32:53.535 --> 32:54.015 It's not. 32:54.075 --> 32:54.515 What is it? 32:54.555 --> 32:55.456 What can we describe it as? 32:55.496 --> 32:57.416 It's an opportunity to communicate with people. 32:57.596 --> 33:03.297 Yeah, it's basically the same old rubbish we've been doing all morning, all morning, but with a new sort of name. 33:03.357 --> 33:04.238 With a slightly different name. 33:04.258 --> 33:05.758 Yeah, to try and differentiate things. 33:07.078 --> 33:14.260 So, you may remember that yesterday Adam created an extraordinary compelling trail like Jingle. 33:14.700 --> 33:22.630 for this segment of the show and we had a complaint from a listener and don't ever let it be said that we don't take listener complaints seriously here. 33:22.731 --> 33:23.872 Take them very seriously. 33:24.032 --> 33:30.460 It was stated that we were a prejudice against those who were not, who did not have text capability. 33:30.540 --> 33:30.781 Yeah. 33:31.141 --> 33:31.562 not true. 33:31.762 --> 33:41.312 You can communicate with us in any way that you wish by email, you can, you know, write, use guy writing, it doesn't matter. 33:41.352 --> 33:47.218 So he insisted that we adjust the jingle to include people without mobile phones, people who emailed. 33:47.298 --> 33:48.419 So are we ready? 33:48.439 --> 33:49.800 Are we going to unveil a new jingle? 33:50.201 --> 33:51.242 The new adjusted jingle? 33:56.869 --> 33:58.812 What if I don't want to? 33:58.892 --> 33:59.933 But I'm using email. 34:00.093 --> 34:00.794 Is that a problem? 34:00.834 --> 34:01.696 It doesn't matter, text! 34:04.269 --> 34:05.610 So you see, it's quite clear then. 34:05.650 --> 34:05.850 Yeah. 34:06.170 --> 34:06.450 Yeah. 34:06.610 --> 34:07.671 That it's not a problem. 34:07.731 --> 34:07.971 Yeah. 34:09.012 --> 34:12.094 If you want to use email, text the nation. 34:12.954 --> 34:13.395 You know what? 34:13.415 --> 34:14.495 Is everyone happy now? 34:14.896 --> 34:21.460 I miss yesterday's jingle when the woman said, er, when it went, text the nation, text, text the nation. 34:21.520 --> 34:24.421 And the woman went, um, er, I don't want to. 34:24.942 --> 34:26.603 And the other woman went, it doesn't matter. 34:26.703 --> 34:27.483 That's all in there. 34:27.523 --> 34:28.224 It's still in there. 34:28.684 --> 34:28.944 Is it? 34:29.084 --> 34:29.605 It's still in there. 34:29.645 --> 34:30.605 Did she say it doesn't matter? 34:30.765 --> 34:31.226 Doesn't matter. 34:31.246 --> 34:31.546 Text. 34:32.086 --> 34:43.715 Really the end at the very end when you say woman just once more It's you doing a lady voice isn't it or is it just a here we go? 34:43.775 --> 34:50.340 What if I don't want to but amusing email is that a problem Yes, you're right. 34:50.420 --> 34:53.243 I missed it Wow, it doesn't matter 34:54.269 --> 35:00.254 So today on Text the Nation, we are talking about things that your parents go off on one about. 35:00.634 --> 35:07.519 Yeah, like elements of pop culture that your mum and dad or older relatives just cannot compute. 35:07.919 --> 35:08.720 They don't understand. 35:08.760 --> 35:11.242 You know it's like moments when you're watching the telly. 35:11.922 --> 35:15.905 Obviously this is for younger listeners, but it used to happen to me when I was a kid, I'd be watching something on the telly. 35:16.246 --> 35:22.010 My dad would open the living room door, he'd look at the telly, he'd look at me and he'd go, what is this? 35:22.350 --> 35:23.391 Not yet. 35:23.671 --> 35:25.152 Oh, Blake Seven. 35:25.833 --> 35:26.814 What a load of rubbish. 35:26.834 --> 35:29.356 You've got to understand how you can watch this, Piffle. 35:29.716 --> 35:30.857 Why are you watching it? 35:30.897 --> 35:32.338 Oh my God. 35:32.358 --> 35:35.280 For my dad, it was Noel Edmonds. 35:35.621 --> 35:35.941 Really? 35:36.021 --> 35:37.702 He couldn't stand Noel Edmonds. 35:37.802 --> 35:40.184 And now we have my dad on the line. 35:40.264 --> 35:41.886 Nigel Buxton is with us. 35:42.726 --> 35:45.968 Just before we speak to Nigel, let's just give the text number is 64046. 35:46.728 --> 35:51.430 You can email adamandjo.6music at bbc.co.uk. 35:51.710 --> 35:52.831 This is a national survey. 35:52.871 --> 36:00.574 We want to know the pop culture figures, people... Doesn't necessarily have to be completely pop cultural, but just people in the public eye and also things as well. 36:00.874 --> 36:05.036 who your parents cannot tolerate, who really wind them up, who they've got a thing for. 36:05.636 --> 36:06.937 Now, Dad, are you there? 36:07.357 --> 36:07.817 I'm here. 36:08.237 --> 36:09.338 Hello Nigel, it's Joe here. 36:09.738 --> 36:10.698 Good morning, Joe. 36:10.758 --> 36:11.519 Very nice to hear you. 36:11.739 --> 36:15.020 I have to say as well that I would not normally call my dad, Dad. 36:15.401 --> 36:16.481 I would normally call him Daddy. 36:16.841 --> 36:17.702 Well, call him Daddy. 36:17.902 --> 36:21.343 But as we're right, we've discussed this before on the radio. 36:21.363 --> 36:22.504 What do you like as long as it's... 36:23.286 --> 36:23.966 Her little light. 36:24.787 --> 36:26.928 Holmes, can I call you daddy, Nigel? 36:27.928 --> 36:28.489 By all means. 36:28.749 --> 36:29.429 Thank you very much. 36:30.390 --> 36:34.371 So, has Adam explained the purpose of our call today, Nigel? 36:34.832 --> 36:35.032 Yeah. 36:35.592 --> 36:40.935 So, what are the things or people that you tend to go off on one about? 36:40.955 --> 36:47.678 I should think top of my list is, well, pretty near the top of my list is Bob Geldof. 36:48.305 --> 36:55.048 Bob Geldof, we were talking about Bob yesterday, saying that his daughter Peaches seems to be the new Betnoire of the tabloids. 36:55.309 --> 37:03.573 Now, Nigel, without saying anything libelous or at all rude, why is it that Bob Geldof makes you so upset? 37:03.593 --> 37:10.276 I think he's one of the leaders of what I call the Great Unwashed, look. 37:10.857 --> 37:13.338 That's not the main reason that he cuddles 37:13.974 --> 37:16.135 Look at my conflicts. 37:16.495 --> 37:32.780 I'm not going as far to suggest that he's insincere about his views on African poverty, but what gets me is that he's turned humanitarian concern into a colossal showbiz PR exercise. 37:34.260 --> 37:42.323 And what's worse than that, he bangs on about debt relief in not only a very simplistic but 37:42.791 --> 37:50.834 I think rather ignorantly harmful way that the people who really know about the problem of African poverty 37:51.514 --> 37:55.177 I pretty well agree that what Africa needs is political reform. 37:55.657 --> 37:59.581 So, do you get these... I mean, do you get these feelings when you just set eyes on him, Nigel? 37:59.661 --> 38:01.782 If you see him on telly, it makes you angry. 38:01.802 --> 38:05.846 Yes, I do, because he had so much exposure in the last few years that one can't avoid him. 38:06.146 --> 38:14.032 But he's just trying to communicate these problems in a way that he feels the largest amount of people will be able to deal with and understand. 38:14.853 --> 38:15.714 What's wrong with that? 38:16.855 --> 38:20.978 What's wrong with it is it obscures what is really necessary 38:21.769 --> 38:28.179 You see, political reform, which is what Africa needs, is not sexy. 38:28.419 --> 38:29.361 Right, no. 38:29.381 --> 38:31.384 In fact, weirdly... 38:32.964 --> 38:38.808 something that anyone can understand you just say to someone who owes you a lot of money, well, don't bother to pay it back. 38:39.328 --> 38:42.630 And there's something that his fans can relate to. 38:42.750 --> 38:46.272 He makes everyone, including himself, feel pretty good. 38:46.332 --> 38:46.892 Right, right. 38:46.932 --> 38:49.114 Some forms of debt relief are quite sexy, I find. 38:49.154 --> 38:49.834 So who else? 38:49.894 --> 38:51.175 I'll tell you another one. 38:52.215 --> 38:53.396 You ask me, I'll call. 38:55.617 --> 38:57.838 Another one is Boris Johnson. 38:58.238 --> 38:59.359 Right, okay, Boris Johnson. 38:59.379 --> 39:06.302 So without going into any actual policies, what are the things superficially that drive you mental about Boris? 39:07.623 --> 39:10.004 He takes us all for fools. 39:11.164 --> 39:16.126 He himself is very well educated, which most Italians are. 39:16.707 --> 39:17.387 He knows it. 39:18.067 --> 39:19.948 He thinks he can afford to be flippant. 39:20.504 --> 39:33.468 about things which the rest of us are usually rather serious about because we ought to recognize that behind the bumbling of the food there's a superior intelligence in a needle-sharp brain. 39:33.488 --> 39:36.308 It's a kind of conceit, really. 39:36.789 --> 39:44.731 And what sort of words are you likely to use, say, if you're flicking through the channels, Nigel, and you come across Boris Johnson? 39:45.011 --> 39:47.392 What kind of exclamation are you likely to make? 39:47.412 --> 39:48.852 Exclamation of what? 39:49.437 --> 39:55.605 What exclamation, what are you likely to say to express your dislike of Boris Johnson? 39:58.789 --> 40:00.851 In the way he comes across, he's a phony. 40:01.132 --> 40:06.018 He pretends to be a buffoon, and in fact he's a shrewd. 40:07.569 --> 40:09.671 self-interested calculating politics. 40:09.711 --> 40:18.519 So you would plump off a buffoon and phony for Boris Johnson, who a lot of people really like and some people see as the acceptable face of conservatism. 40:18.820 --> 40:22.043 How have your feelings changed about Noel Edmonds or have they? 40:23.985 --> 40:26.327 No, I think Noel Edmonds is fairly harmless. 40:26.547 --> 40:28.189 I don't like people with 40:29.410 --> 40:34.211 his kind of beard and his kind of hairstyle. 40:34.791 --> 40:39.333 Nigel, I think we'll keep you hanging on there if that's okay, but we should go to some music. 40:39.353 --> 40:41.853 This is Maximo Park with girls who play guitars. 40:42.173 --> 40:52.156 This is Adam and Joe here on 6 Music covering for Sean Kievny, and we're right in the middle of Text the Nation, an amazing feature where we ask people to communicate with us about a thing. 40:52.796 --> 40:53.896 It's like a survey. 40:54.356 --> 40:55.017 That's my angle. 40:55.037 --> 40:56.377 It's like a national survey. 40:57.057 --> 40:59.900 We have some of the nation's top brains listening to this programme. 41:00.400 --> 41:06.025 Half a million of the cleverest people in the country and we tap their, you know, collective hive mind. 41:07.707 --> 41:13.632 So our proposition today is about your parents or your older relatives. 41:14.033 --> 41:18.737 What people or aspects of modern life and pop culture make them really angry? 41:18.937 --> 41:36.606 We were just talking to my dad there, Nigel Buxton, aka Bad Dad, and he was going on about a couple of his pet hates, Bob Geldof and Boris Johnson, and they are two people that as soon as they pop up on TV, he'll just immediately explode with, you know, that foamy, oh, that. 41:36.966 --> 41:39.870 We've had a nice text, though, that says, your dad is so sweet. 41:40.170 --> 41:44.876 I have a great dad, but I want another one now, and I want your dad to be my second dad. 41:45.176 --> 41:47.099 And he's right, you know about Bob and Boris. 41:47.459 --> 41:47.779 Idiots. 41:48.340 --> 41:49.121 Oh, I don't know about idiots. 41:49.141 --> 41:52.265 I know I've got a lot of time for both Boris and Bob. 41:52.285 --> 41:53.226 Do you know what I mean? 41:53.246 --> 41:54.268 It's hard, isn't it, too? 41:54.688 --> 41:55.289 It's just hard. 41:55.609 --> 41:56.850 It's very hard. 41:56.910 --> 41:57.331 It's so hard. 41:57.351 --> 41:58.932 Listen, here are some other texts that have come in. 41:59.252 --> 42:02.055 My granddad, and this is from Tom in Wet Romford. 42:02.355 --> 42:04.637 My granddad cannot stand the Simpsons. 42:05.058 --> 42:05.438 Quote. 42:05.958 --> 42:08.320 All those stupid yellow cartoon chaps. 42:08.380 --> 42:09.321 Turn that rubbish off. 42:10.102 --> 42:12.164 That's exactly the kind of thing we're looking for, Tom. 42:12.464 --> 42:13.885 That sort of instant dismissal. 42:14.005 --> 42:14.506 Yes, exactly. 42:14.526 --> 42:17.148 Of something that millions and billions of people adore. 42:17.509 --> 42:18.730 No time for it whatsoever. 42:18.750 --> 42:18.970 Yeah. 42:19.190 --> 42:21.733 Only, only older people can get away with that kind of thing. 42:21.853 --> 42:25.496 And sometimes it's because they really thought about it. 42:25.536 --> 42:27.858 Sometimes it's just because it sort of hits them at the wrong angle. 42:28.018 --> 42:31.101 I like the respectful use of the word chaps there, Tom. 42:31.602 --> 42:33.524 All those stupid yellow cartoon chaps. 42:34.064 --> 42:35.866 Here's another one from Chris in Aberdeen. 42:36.186 --> 42:40.650 And this is a kind of dislike that maybe a lot of us might share. 42:41.331 --> 42:43.053 My mum despises Ray Quinn. 42:43.613 --> 42:46.496 and who could blame her as he is a ventriloquist dummy. 42:46.777 --> 42:50.501 Now, he's the kind of young coruna from The X Factor. 42:51.322 --> 42:51.842 You know the one? 42:51.862 --> 42:53.664 You don't watch that kind of thing, do you, Adam? 42:53.965 --> 42:56.748 He nearly won the X Factor. 42:57.068 --> 42:57.489 And he does. 42:57.529 --> 43:00.212 He looks like a sort of evil ventriloquist dummy. 43:00.592 --> 43:05.138 As that text has said, I'm sure he's a very sweet chap, but there we go. 43:05.158 --> 43:06.139 No time for Ray Quinn. 43:06.219 --> 43:08.081 Chris and Aberdeen's mum hates Ray Quinn. 43:08.882 --> 43:16.632 If you can, like, quote anything your parents would say, that's what personally I love to hear, the actual kind of phrase or sentence your parents would say in disgust. 43:16.832 --> 43:20.096 Yeah, with Noel Edmonds it was always that bearded creep. 43:20.956 --> 43:22.417 What did your dad say about his beard? 43:22.957 --> 43:24.478 Anybody with that kind of beard? 43:24.638 --> 43:27.759 Well, I think he's got a real problem with people that don't shave in general. 43:27.919 --> 43:28.159 Right. 43:28.199 --> 43:28.979 With beards in general. 43:28.999 --> 43:29.519 He doesn't like beards. 43:29.539 --> 43:34.661 I've got a beard at the moment and he sort of holds himself back from actually criticising the beard. 43:34.701 --> 43:38.723 For a few weeks after he first saw me with it, he kept on saying, what is that for? 43:39.383 --> 43:40.583 But that people say it for. 43:40.624 --> 43:42.744 People sort of say that to me anyway. 43:42.864 --> 43:44.385 But it's to nest birds. 43:44.565 --> 43:46.766 I'm breeding a rare species of tick. 43:47.466 --> 43:54.708 I think his theory is that if you've got a beard or you don't shave, it shows that you're a lazy person, feckless person, also you're hiding something. 43:54.788 --> 43:55.389 I agree with him. 43:55.409 --> 43:56.769 That's the gist of it for my dad. 43:56.789 --> 43:58.269 We'll talk to him a bit later on about that. 43:58.309 --> 44:00.370 Beards is a whole other factor. 44:00.590 --> 44:13.634 Here's a really good one from an anonymous texter saying that, I think he or she has a parent or elderly relative who complains about anybody with a fringe which hangs lower than their eyes. 44:14.194 --> 44:15.975 Quote, governing up their lovely 44:16.155 --> 44:16.475 face. 44:17.656 --> 44:18.597 That's what my mum used to say. 44:18.617 --> 44:21.659 And significantly raising the risk of conjunctivitis. 44:21.679 --> 44:24.701 I hate to back it up with a little medical error. 44:24.801 --> 44:25.261 Brilliant. 44:25.281 --> 44:25.601 Brilliant. 44:25.641 --> 44:25.862 Brilliant. 44:25.882 --> 44:27.082 So keep those texts coming in. 44:27.122 --> 44:29.944 The text number is 64046. 44:30.285 --> 44:38.150 It's important that you all text us immediately with your best stories of people or things in popular culture that your parents dismiss out of hand. 44:38.450 --> 44:42.794 We might try and, uh, get my dad back on the line in a few minutes, but first, here's Booker T and the MG's! 44:42.814 --> 44:44.055 It's a smash. 44:44.335 --> 44:46.157 Booker T. Yeah, let's both say it. 44:46.357 --> 44:47.037 And the MG's. 44:47.278 --> 44:50.641 And the M- I was gonna say, I was gonna say Booker T and the Memphis Group. 44:50.881 --> 44:54.204 To like, to be a bit of a sort of show-off muso-prat. 44:54.424 --> 44:56.265 Yeah, cause that's what MG stands for, yeah. 44:57.086 --> 44:58.327 Um, I'm not going to say anything else now. 44:58.587 --> 44:59.187 Good morning, listeners. 44:59.207 --> 45:03.769 This is Adam and Jo on the BBC Six music breakfast show, filling in for Sean Kievny. 45:04.310 --> 45:05.310 It's nearly news time. 45:05.510 --> 45:06.631 It's nearly the top of the hour. 45:06.911 --> 45:12.954 But before we do that, we're talking about people or things in popular culture that your parents or 45:13.334 --> 45:17.035 elderly relatives kind of dismiss out of hand that they kind of hate. 45:17.516 --> 45:18.956 And here's a good kind of spin on this. 45:19.356 --> 45:28.960 Kate Humphrey in Rugby has sent us an email that says, my granddad dislikes quite a few people in the public eye, but it's the names he calls them that I find funny. 45:29.700 --> 45:50.190 Barbara Strident Eric clapped out Michael Flatfeet I could go on but I have to get to work I wish you had gone on Kate that's really true isn't it like mums and dads kind of inventing dismissive comedy names for things I remember whenever I was watching Top of the Pops and my dad would come into the front room and he'd go not Top of the Flops 45:52.991 --> 45:55.793 I think every parent calls top of the flops top of the flops, don't they? 45:55.833 --> 45:56.794 Yeah, that's genius. 45:57.374 --> 45:58.435 Right now, here's Candy Payne. 45:58.835 --> 46:06.180 After the news, we will be talking once again to my dad and continuing to find out some more things that make your parents froth at the mall. 46:07.449 --> 46:16.136 BBC Six music Adam and Joel Text-a-nation! 46:16.176 --> 46:17.217 Text-text-text! 46:17.337 --> 46:18.098 Text-a-nation! 46:18.158 --> 46:19.139 What if I don't want to? 46:19.359 --> 46:20.099 Text-a-nation! 46:20.179 --> 46:22.081 But I'm using email, is that a problem? 46:22.121 --> 46:22.942 It doesn't matter, text! 46:25.506 --> 46:32.309 There we go, that's the brand new jingle, today's new jingle for Text the Nation, our amazing sort of survey section of the show. 46:32.549 --> 46:35.250 We've had an email from the person who complained yesterday. 46:36.071 --> 46:39.132 The person responsible for having the jingle changed, his name is Chris. 46:39.773 --> 46:43.694 His email goes like this, Wow, the new jingle is amazing. 46:43.754 --> 46:45.715 I feel so proud of myself for complaining. 46:45.975 --> 46:47.816 This is going on my CV as an achievement. 46:48.236 --> 46:51.418 Quote, Successfully negotiated change of jingle on popular radio show. 46:51.858 --> 46:53.559 It's very nice of you to use the word popular there. 46:53.879 --> 46:56.641 Chris, and thanks very much for your interventionist behavior. 46:56.981 --> 47:02.123 Now, we're talking about things that make your parents go into a kind of furious ranting state. 47:02.483 --> 47:04.785 Have we got any more text stroking bells there? 47:04.805 --> 47:05.145 Yes, we have. 47:05.265 --> 47:05.945 We've got lots. 47:06.185 --> 47:08.026 Okay, here is a good one from Lindsay. 47:08.887 --> 47:11.068 My mum hates Linda Bellingham. 47:11.608 --> 47:40.343 when she was in the graveyads the mum would growl oh for christ's sake at the telly i've no idea what the root of her loading was oh for christ's sake bellingham i don't know i don't think you need logic for that yeah but she caused a sort of visceral reaction in many people i remember bellingham yeah okay here's another one from tom in cantabri my dad hates all hip-hop and thinks anything that has rapping in it is the fujis turn this fujis rubbish off is an off repeated demand that's 47:40.503 --> 47:40.963 Brilliant. 47:41.704 --> 47:43.625 All rapping is the foodies. 47:45.385 --> 47:47.286 Here's another one from Abby in Edinburgh. 47:47.546 --> 47:55.891 My mum goes into a spitting ball of fury at the mention of Celine Dion and her, quote, massive smug nose. 47:58.552 --> 48:00.253 And Catherine Zeta-Jones. 48:00.613 --> 48:04.075 She says, oh, she's got a greedy beefy cleavage. 48:06.135 --> 48:07.636 Greedy beefy cleavage. 48:07.656 --> 48:08.596 That's good though, isn't it? 48:08.616 --> 48:09.276 That's right. 48:09.316 --> 48:10.716 Your mum's a genius, Abby. 48:11.156 --> 48:12.096 Parents are so clever. 48:12.136 --> 48:12.577 They've lived. 48:12.617 --> 48:13.617 They know these things. 48:13.637 --> 48:15.957 They understand they can detect these things. 48:16.017 --> 48:18.958 My dad always used to have this thing he said when he saw someone he didn't like. 48:19.518 --> 48:24.459 It used to be Jan Leeming a lot when the news came along in the olden days and it was being read by Jan Leeming. 48:24.659 --> 48:26.079 Oh, Jan Leeming. 48:26.419 --> 48:29.840 I'm putting her in my leaky boat in the North Atlantic. 48:30.240 --> 48:49.434 Wow he had a leaky boat that he put people in Noel Edmonds was going in that he's going in the leaky boat That's nice because it's almost kind of viciously horrible He's almost saying I want to kill a person right, but actually he's putting them in a leaky boat, so they do have a minor chance of survival They're in jeopardy, but they might be able to paddle to safety if they change their ways now Let's play a little bit of music Joe. 48:49.454 --> 48:53.677 This is your free choice, and then after this I think we'll try and raise my dad I'm a bit worried about this thing 48:53.757 --> 48:58.802 Listeners, I've got a secret problem with the Paul McCartney album, Pipes of Peace. 48:59.202 --> 49:00.063 Right, i.e. 49:00.103 --> 49:01.144 the problem is you love it. 49:01.224 --> 49:01.725 I love it. 49:02.085 --> 49:07.230 And I've got a secret problem with this track from the Paul McCartney album, Pipes of Peace. 49:07.270 --> 49:08.191 It's called The Other Me. 49:08.931 --> 49:13.716 You know, I'm not saying this is a masterpiece, but you know, if I have a guilty pleasure, 49:14.156 --> 49:16.218 Not that we like that phrase, this would be it. 49:16.378 --> 49:18.500 And I can only apologise for inflicting it on you. 49:18.540 --> 49:22.444 I didn't know the staff here would actually pull it out and make me play it. 49:22.804 --> 49:23.505 So here it is. 49:23.565 --> 49:24.126 I love this though. 49:24.146 --> 49:26.348 This is Paul McCartney with the other me. 49:26.608 --> 49:26.848 Hello. 49:26.908 --> 49:30.672 Hey, this is Adam and Joe here, filling in for Sean Keibney on BBC Six Music. 49:30.712 --> 49:32.273 So, Joe Cornish, the other me there. 49:32.333 --> 49:32.573 Yeah. 49:33.334 --> 49:38.916 Hello listeners, my name's Joe Cornish, I'd like to officially apologise for making you listen to that. 49:39.816 --> 49:44.477 I like it, but then it doesn't mean that you like it, so I'm really sorry. 49:44.537 --> 49:58.901 Particularly to Jason in Stockholm, he's listening in Stockholm and he's actually emailed in, no sorry you're wrong, this is dreadful, please stop playing this and never ever play it again in private or public, not even in private Jason in Stockholm, that's harsh. 49:58.961 --> 49:59.921 He's got a restraining order on it. 49:59.941 --> 50:01.282 But you know what, I will obey you. 50:01.682 --> 50:02.002 Alright then. 50:03.117 --> 50:03.417 What now? 50:03.697 --> 50:08.461 Now, Text the Nation, we are talking about things that make your parents go into a fits of fury. 50:09.022 --> 50:14.826 And we've had a lot of texts and emails from people about various things that their parents fly into a rage about. 50:14.866 --> 50:17.028 Most of them are now about stopping McCartney, actually. 50:18.489 --> 50:21.772 We've had a whole flurry of stop this, stop it, stop McCartney. 50:22.472 --> 50:24.234 Can't believe we played it the whole way through. 50:24.414 --> 50:25.715 I suggested we come out of it earlier. 50:25.735 --> 50:27.376 I like the dustbin lyric. 50:27.436 --> 50:27.717 Yes. 50:28.618 --> 50:29.058 Oh dear. 50:29.359 --> 50:34.346 Anyway, yeah, we've been inviting you to text us in as part of our text the nation type thing. 50:35.027 --> 50:40.695 Things in pop culture or the world that make your parents or grandparents incensed for no rational reason. 50:41.236 --> 50:42.638 And we've got so many good ones here. 50:43.519 --> 50:44.140 Um, here we go. 50:44.460 --> 50:46.342 This is from, uh, Ollie in St. 50:46.502 --> 50:46.682 Ives. 50:47.042 --> 50:51.987 That sounds so insulting, though. 50:52.007 --> 50:52.948 That's fair enough, isn't it? 50:52.968 --> 50:54.349 Here's another one from Lizzy. 50:54.369 --> 50:55.230 That's not art! 51:01.115 --> 51:02.616 But she usually swears a lot more. 51:02.716 --> 51:03.496 That's a good one. 51:03.556 --> 51:08.638 My dad's got a lot to say about... Man, modern art is a real Achilles heel for all parents, surely. 51:08.759 --> 51:10.379 They all go off on one about that. 51:10.439 --> 51:10.699 Yeah. 51:10.879 --> 51:12.480 It's just a pile of bricks! 51:13.020 --> 51:14.341 I mean, it's ludicrous! 51:14.946 --> 51:18.410 Politicians are good targets for parents and elderly relatives as well. 51:18.450 --> 51:22.415 Lucian Colchester says, my late granddad used to go, that Tony Blair. 51:22.495 --> 51:23.316 You know what I call him? 51:23.756 --> 51:24.897 Jelly baby Blair. 51:25.178 --> 51:26.559 He's got no backbone. 51:26.840 --> 51:27.200 Nice. 51:27.480 --> 51:27.861 I like that. 51:27.881 --> 51:31.124 Do you know what I call him before the reveal of the name? 51:31.144 --> 51:32.526 It's like teasing it a bit. 51:34.067 --> 51:41.312 Here's something in reference to parents and grandparents, uh, despisal of any beard or facial hair growth relating to what you were saying earlier, Adam. 51:41.333 --> 51:42.673 This is Sean in Labrick Grove. 51:43.254 --> 51:48.958 Uh, my dad says, why would I cultivate something on my face which grows wild around my bottom? 51:49.398 --> 51:50.880 Yeah, well, that's a fair point, isn't it? 51:50.900 --> 51:54.463 We'll talk to my dad about that in a second, but first, here's a bit more music. 51:54.483 --> 51:56.465 This is Beth Orton with Concrete Sky. 51:56.485 --> 51:58.667 That's Beth Orton with Concrete Sky. 51:58.707 --> 52:00.269 This is Adam and Joe here on 6 Music. 52:00.569 --> 52:07.155 We have my father, Nigel Buxton, on the line to, uh, to chat to us a tiny bit more about things that get him furious. 52:07.536 --> 52:08.877 Did you enjoy Beth Orton there, dad? 52:09.378 --> 52:09.538 Yeah. 52:10.131 --> 52:11.831 Did you enjoy Paul McCartney before that? 52:12.292 --> 52:13.172 Paul McCartney. 52:13.232 --> 52:14.472 He didn't hear Paul McCartney before. 52:14.512 --> 52:18.913 Well, I'm not a great fan of Paul McCartney, I'm afraid. 52:18.973 --> 52:19.273 Why not? 52:19.313 --> 52:20.453 What do you think of Paul McCartney? 52:21.174 --> 52:23.654 I think he's passed his shelf life, really. 52:24.174 --> 52:31.376 He was quite engaging about a hundred years ago as one of the Beatles, but I think he's 52:32.701 --> 52:36.842 That makes it sound like you used to really be into the Beatles. 52:38.323 --> 52:42.664 You're making it sound as if you used to really like the Beatles, but now you've gone off them. 52:43.244 --> 52:44.304 That's not the case, though, is it? 52:44.444 --> 52:48.945 Well, I think everything has its time, and the Beatles were a long time ago. 52:48.965 --> 52:54.627 They were rather engaging when they were young and fresh, but Paul McCartney 52:59.066 --> 53:03.607 So Nigel, can I just run past you some of the responses we're getting from our listeners here? 53:03.627 --> 53:04.808 Say again. 53:05.108 --> 53:09.909 I'm just going to read to you some of the responses we're getting from our listeners. 53:11.010 --> 53:11.670 OK. 53:11.770 --> 53:15.411 There's a listener whose mum hates... This is not a very good line, but... 53:16.335 --> 53:17.736 Oh, what shall we pass here? 53:18.456 --> 53:18.736 What? 53:18.936 --> 53:20.437 Can you... Here we go. 53:20.857 --> 53:23.498 Tracy Emin was one that came up. 53:23.538 --> 53:25.959 You have some fairly strong views on Tracy Emin, don't you? 53:26.219 --> 53:32.862 Yes, I think she is the nearest thing to poison that I've seen in public for a long time. 53:33.242 --> 53:34.323 What's wrong with Tracy Emin? 53:34.363 --> 53:37.524 I think she's entertaining and her stuff is funny. 53:37.544 --> 53:43.847 She's a tremendous fraud, like so much of the world of pop art. 53:44.338 --> 53:46.300 What about Paddy Ashdown? 53:46.461 --> 53:47.742 What do you think of Paddy Ashdown? 53:47.822 --> 53:48.603 Oh, he's all right. 53:48.663 --> 53:49.424 He's harmless. 53:50.325 --> 53:51.086 Ah, he's all right. 53:51.106 --> 53:51.546 That's good. 53:51.867 --> 53:52.968 That's the closest thing to praise. 53:53.008 --> 53:59.776 I think like many Lib Dems, he's not entirely plausible, but I think he's... 54:04.500 --> 54:07.402 The closest you've been to hip-hop was meeting Coolio back in LA. 54:29.274 --> 54:33.398 I can't pretend I'm a great fan of hip-hop music, but I'm nothing against it. 54:33.839 --> 54:34.719 And he was in a shame. 54:34.960 --> 54:38.303 And finally, you've got a problem with people that don't shave. 54:39.665 --> 54:47.272 Well, yes, I hate film actors and male models who think it's sexy not to wash and shave. 54:47.733 --> 54:49.535 Seems to me extremely perverse. 54:50.152 --> 54:53.473 You're assuming that just because they have a little bit of stubble, they don't wash. 54:54.053 --> 54:58.394 I think most of them wash, they just cultivate a... Well, of course, this is the trouble one can't tell. 54:58.454 --> 55:07.257 If they can't be bothered to shave, it's quite possible they don't bother to wash or use the airdrant. 55:07.277 --> 55:09.377 There's something rather creepy about them. 55:09.557 --> 55:11.398 How are you dealing with my beard at the moment? 55:12.219 --> 55:17.240 Well, I assume that your beard is for good professional purposes. 55:18.340 --> 55:21.321 It's not because you think you look more beautiful with a beard. 55:21.341 --> 55:22.341 No. 55:22.621 --> 55:23.381 Possibly you do. 55:23.841 --> 55:27.042 But I put it down to a professional necessity. 55:27.102 --> 55:27.742 Alright, fair enough. 55:28.002 --> 55:31.483 Hey, Daddy, thanks a lot for calling us today and thanks for talking to us. 55:31.683 --> 55:32.303 Thanks, Nigel. 55:32.323 --> 55:33.063 Good to speak to you. 55:33.083 --> 55:33.904 Bye now. 55:34.244 --> 55:34.544 Bye. 55:34.584 --> 55:35.144 Have a good day. 55:35.184 --> 55:35.484 Bye-bye. 55:35.504 --> 55:35.744 Thanks. 55:36.909 --> 55:37.770 Well, that's great stuff. 55:37.790 --> 55:38.591 That was bad, Dad. 55:38.631 --> 55:41.333 They're just weighing in on our epic text to the nation. 55:41.393 --> 55:46.658 We've had so many emails and texts that we might have to do one more little go at this after the next song. 55:47.059 --> 55:47.719 Oh, which is? 55:47.999 --> 55:48.620 Oh, what a peach. 55:48.880 --> 55:50.762 I've got to stop calling things peaches. 55:51.523 --> 55:54.846 This is a delightful plum from the House Martins and it's sheep. 55:55.046 --> 55:57.027 Hooray, the house martin's there with sheep. 55:57.047 --> 55:58.929 This is Adam and Joe on BBC 6 Music. 55:58.969 --> 56:03.432 Here are some more texts that have come in about things that make your parents annoyed for irrational reasons. 56:04.192 --> 56:04.853 Are you ready, Adam? 56:04.973 --> 56:06.113 Yeah, go on. 56:06.194 --> 56:07.494 Hi, Chris and Aberdeen again. 56:07.835 --> 56:10.516 My dad once said he'd love to punch Jerry Halliwell in the face. 56:10.596 --> 56:11.997 That's a bit much, isn't it? 56:12.218 --> 56:13.238 Well, I didn't say it. 56:13.518 --> 56:14.219 Chris didn't say it. 56:14.519 --> 56:15.280 Her dad said it. 56:15.520 --> 56:17.761 Usually the parents at least dress things up. 56:17.801 --> 56:20.523 You know, they put them in a leaky boat or they call them funny names. 56:21.003 --> 56:22.845 It's not usually as direct as that. 56:23.185 --> 56:24.866 That's what makes that quite exciting, that text. 56:25.486 --> 56:26.106 Here's another one. 56:26.186 --> 56:27.067 Read from Okum. 56:27.327 --> 56:28.047 Hello, Joe and Adam. 56:28.287 --> 56:31.768 My dad used to say, Neil Diamond, money for old rope. 56:32.449 --> 56:33.829 I have no idea why. 56:35.630 --> 56:36.350 That's not true. 56:36.410 --> 56:37.330 Anyway, he's a genius. 56:37.771 --> 56:38.471 Jen in Soho. 56:38.651 --> 56:43.773 My dad gets enraged at the neighbour's theme and end credits before the six o'clock news starts. 56:43.813 --> 56:46.474 He turns the sound off, tuts and groans at it. 56:46.854 --> 56:47.514 That's fair enough. 56:47.574 --> 56:48.374 It's a dreadful noise. 56:48.655 --> 56:49.555 Tony Hatch, isn't it? 56:50.495 --> 56:51.095 It's something like that. 56:51.115 --> 56:51.515 It used to be. 56:51.535 --> 56:52.756 They remixed it, though, recently. 56:53.076 --> 56:53.576 Made it new. 56:54.076 --> 56:55.856 Here's Tom again, Tom again, Tom. 56:55.876 --> 56:56.696 He must have texted before. 56:57.016 --> 57:00.497 My grandma hates anything on TV to do with space or sci-fi. 57:00.817 --> 57:01.697 I'm not watching that. 57:01.957 --> 57:02.857 It's just silly. 57:04.478 --> 57:04.938 Says Grandma. 57:04.958 --> 57:07.938 That is a precise impression of Tom's grandma as well. 57:08.278 --> 57:12.859 And finally, Zoe says, My ma'am hates songs that have sirens in them. 57:13.179 --> 57:16.680 She thinks it should be against the law in case you get confused when you're driving. 57:19.179 --> 57:22.760 Oh, don't we just love our mums and dads and our grands and grandpa? 57:22.780 --> 57:32.522 My mum got in an absolute fury the other day because she was watching Jonathan Ross's TV show and the Arctic Monkeys were on there and they were performing in clown costumes. 57:32.542 --> 57:33.702 I don't know if you saw that. 57:34.202 --> 57:37.783 And she just got incensed and she wouldn't shut up about it. 57:37.803 --> 57:41.984 I just saw that because we went to see the Arctic Monkeys playing in France and we were there. 57:42.464 --> 57:43.284 And they were amazing. 57:43.505 --> 57:47.026 And she was saying, oh the Arctic Monkeys, yes I saw them on Jonathan Ross's programme. 57:47.426 --> 57:49.547 They were dressed as clowns. 57:49.907 --> 57:51.768 I thought it was pathetic. 57:52.608 --> 57:54.849 Maybe she's got, there's a name for clown-phobia isn't there? 57:55.029 --> 57:56.270 Yeah. 57:56.370 --> 57:58.631 The issue of the 14 times was all about it. 57:58.671 --> 57:59.991 What's the problem with dressing like it? 58:00.251 --> 58:03.012 Well it was just pathetic I thought. 58:03.493 --> 58:04.433 I mean why? 58:04.893 --> 58:06.454 Well just for fun. 58:06.654 --> 58:09.055 Yes but oh it was pathetic. 58:09.115 --> 58:11.136 I thought they looked silly. 58:11.880 --> 58:13.221 So yeah, she wasn't having any of it. 58:14.022 --> 58:14.842 Mums and dads, eh? 58:14.863 --> 58:17.285 What are you going to do with them? 58:17.465 --> 58:19.226 This is Adam and Joe on BBC 6 Music. 58:19.426 --> 58:22.389 It's coming up to 9.30pm and time for the news with Joe and Catherine. 58:22.669 --> 58:24.090 That's Frank Black with Headache. 58:24.110 --> 58:31.917 This is Adam and Joe on BBC 6 Music filling in for Sean W. Kievny while he's sunning his sexy body somewhere in Italy. 58:32.822 --> 58:33.383 Absolutely. 58:33.403 --> 58:34.483 We don't know exactly where. 58:34.644 --> 58:36.105 Eating sun-dried tomatoes. 58:36.125 --> 58:39.888 If we try, if we find out the location, we will give it out on air. 58:40.048 --> 58:40.328 Yeah? 58:40.468 --> 58:42.110 Just so that he can be punished for his leisure. 58:42.150 --> 58:42.390 Exactly. 58:42.470 --> 58:45.212 So if you're in Italy, you can go and make friends with him. 58:45.592 --> 58:46.813 Okay, it's Album of the Daytime. 58:46.933 --> 58:50.817 Album of the Day Today is Oasis's classic What's the Story? 58:51.097 --> 58:51.857 Morning Glory. 58:52.098 --> 58:53.459 Cut the star of that album. 58:54.500 --> 58:55.500 Sean Rowley's Shoes. 58:55.881 --> 58:56.461 Sean Rowley. 58:57.102 --> 58:57.822 Is it Sean Rowley? 58:57.842 --> 58:59.003 Yeah, with his back to the camera. 58:59.043 --> 58:59.404 There you go. 58:59.604 --> 59:01.005 Walking down a street in London. 59:01.025 --> 59:01.886 I can't remember which street it is. 59:01.906 --> 59:02.226 There you go. 59:03.147 --> 59:09.111 Now, this track was released, the album was released in 1995, it was their second album, and the follow-up to Definitely Maybe. 59:09.191 --> 59:12.034 Am I making this sound as if I'm just saying this off the top of my head? 59:12.274 --> 59:12.514 Yeah. 59:12.714 --> 59:13.014 Yeah. 59:13.555 --> 59:14.355 Ask me some more stuff. 59:14.495 --> 59:17.378 Ask me about whether the band are releasing a new DVD. 59:17.898 --> 59:18.639 Yes, they are. 59:19.159 --> 59:27.846 On the 29th of October, it's called Lord Don't Slow Me Down, and it's about the Don't Believe the Truth World Tour, which took place from May 2005 to March 2006. 59:27.886 --> 59:30.448 Do you want a little name-dropping story now? 59:30.828 --> 59:31.529 Oh, I suppose so. 59:32.367 --> 59:35.509 I was at Dave Walliams birthday party on the weekend. 59:35.670 --> 59:36.210 He's over. 59:36.890 --> 59:37.291 Walliams? 59:37.491 --> 59:38.131 I'm only joking. 59:38.251 --> 59:38.912 He's just begun. 59:39.172 --> 59:39.893 Go on, keep talking. 59:40.053 --> 59:41.634 And Noel Gallagher was there. 59:42.375 --> 59:42.895 He's over. 59:43.155 --> 59:44.356 He's... I'm only joking. 59:45.837 --> 59:45.957 Yeah. 59:45.997 --> 59:46.638 I'm just jealous. 59:46.698 --> 59:47.098 Keep going. 59:47.178 --> 59:47.378 Right. 59:48.059 --> 59:50.621 And he shot me a look. 59:51.334 --> 59:51.634 Did he? 59:51.814 --> 59:52.695 He shot me a little look. 59:53.116 --> 59:53.376 Yeah. 59:53.476 --> 59:54.497 Wow, what did the look say? 59:55.237 --> 59:56.819 It said... You. 59:58.220 --> 01:00:01.383 And his girlfriend Sarah also shot me the same look. 01:00:02.103 --> 01:00:02.984 So you didn't talk to them? 01:00:03.024 --> 01:00:03.244 You. 01:00:03.425 --> 01:00:04.105 You prat. 01:00:04.285 --> 01:00:05.867 It sounds like a great party. 01:00:06.848 --> 01:00:09.009 But I got nice looks from everyone else and here's the thing. 01:00:10.310 --> 01:00:19.574 David Tennant, doctor who, he came up to me and he said, no, David introduced me to David Tennant and said, oh, this is David Tennant, do you know each other? 01:00:19.614 --> 01:00:21.535 And David said, yes, yes, we've met before, haven't we? 01:00:21.615 --> 01:00:22.355 Shaking my hand. 01:00:22.855 --> 01:00:24.556 And I said, I don't know if we have. 01:00:24.936 --> 01:00:27.657 And he's like, oh, God, no, no, I've just seen you on telly. 01:00:27.718 --> 01:00:28.678 Oh, how embarrassing. 01:00:29.198 --> 01:00:29.918 To me. 01:00:29.938 --> 01:00:29.998 Wow. 01:00:30.078 --> 01:00:31.119 Isn't that exciting? 01:00:31.139 --> 01:00:35.281 And you would think that I'm easily the least well-known person out of that question. 01:00:35.381 --> 01:00:35.861 Who are you? 01:00:36.381 --> 01:00:36.902 Exactly. 01:00:36.962 --> 01:00:37.382 Who are you? 01:00:37.402 --> 01:00:38.243 That's what I'm asking. 01:00:38.663 --> 01:00:41.145 And I got nervous props off David Tennen. 01:00:41.165 --> 01:00:41.865 I was very happy with that. 01:00:41.885 --> 01:00:42.666 That's exciting, man. 01:00:42.926 --> 01:00:44.547 But listen, back to the album of the day. 01:00:45.188 --> 01:00:46.889 Oasis with Watch the Story Morning Glory. 01:00:46.909 --> 01:00:52.653 The track we're playing is Hey Now and you can hear further tracks from the album throughout the day here on BBC Six Music. 01:00:53.193 --> 01:00:55.735 That's the album of the day here on BBC Six Music. 01:00:56.156 --> 01:01:00.319 Hey Now from Watch the Story Morning Glory by a band called Oasis. 01:01:00.939 --> 01:01:01.520 Oasis. 01:01:01.960 --> 01:01:03.081 Oh, it's you, you brat. 01:01:03.721 --> 01:01:10.626 Now, I did say we weren't going to go back to our fantastic text the nation thing, but we've had a couple of texts that just have to be read out. 01:01:11.146 --> 01:01:15.529 Of course, we were asking listeners to let us know about things that infuriate their parents or grandparents. 01:01:16.630 --> 01:01:23.575 My gran, this is from Jay in Surrey, my gran goes through the paper and scribbles Victoria Beckham's face out. 01:01:25.477 --> 01:01:30.406 She's another good example actually of one that gets... I wonder what your dad would think about Victoria Beckham. 01:01:30.927 --> 01:01:33.813 I have enough trouble dealing with her, let alone if I was like over 70. 01:01:34.814 --> 01:01:39.518 What is the... Can you encapsulate the problem you have with Victoria Beckham? 01:01:39.618 --> 01:01:43.321 Well, you know, a word your dad uses a lot, Adam, is the word absurd. 01:01:43.481 --> 01:01:43.701 Yeah. 01:01:44.241 --> 01:01:47.524 And she is kind of the personification of absurdity, isn't she? 01:01:47.884 --> 01:01:49.065 She looks absurd. 01:01:49.745 --> 01:01:51.267 She says absurd things. 01:01:51.707 --> 01:01:52.488 What is she saying? 01:01:52.828 --> 01:01:55.049 She seems to lead an absurd life. 01:01:55.230 --> 01:01:55.510 Yeah. 01:01:55.770 --> 01:01:57.591 She launches absurd products. 01:01:58.072 --> 01:01:58.392 Product? 01:01:58.412 --> 01:01:58.752 Product. 01:01:59.953 --> 01:02:14.770 Shit, a shit, a shit, a shit, a shit, a shit, a shit, a shit, a shit, a shit, a shit, a shit, a shit, a shit, a shit, a shit, a shit, a shit, a shit, a shit, a shit, a shit, a shit, a shit, a shit, a shit, a shit, a shit, a shit, a shit, a shit, a shit, a shit, a shit, a shit, a shit, a shit, a shit, a shit, a shit, a shit, a shit, a shit, a shit, a shit, a shit, a shit, a shit, a shit, a shit, a shit, a shit, a shit, a shit, a shit, a shit, a shit, a shit, a shit, a shit, a shit, a shit, a shit, a shit, a shit, a shit, a shit, a shit, a shit, a shit, a shit, a shit, a shit, a shit, a shit, 01:02:14.770 --> 01:02:17.291 Here's another email on the same subject. 01:02:18.512 --> 01:02:24.356 One of my dad's favourites is to comment on people on the TV, comment on their physical defects. 01:02:24.396 --> 01:02:27.057 His favourite are bald people wearing wigs. 01:02:27.197 --> 01:02:34.241 So, for example, when an actor wearing a wig walks into any scene on any TV show, he'll be greeted by my dad shouting at the telly. 01:02:35.442 --> 01:02:37.363 Here he comes, Wiggy Van Wig. 01:02:38.643 --> 01:02:40.303 Nice, he's really thought about that, hasn't he? 01:02:40.323 --> 01:02:46.745 So when an actor's playing a detective, it'll be followed up by, oh yeah, what you gonna do about that, Wiggy Van Wig? 01:02:48.906 --> 01:02:50.166 Wig, wig, wig. 01:02:51.226 --> 01:02:52.146 Wiggy, wig, wig. 01:02:52.227 --> 01:02:52.927 The wig, wig. 01:02:53.227 --> 01:02:53.847 The wigster. 01:02:54.147 --> 01:03:02.189 Wiggly Wiggly Wiggly Wiggly Wiggly Wiggly Wiggly Wiggly Wiggly Wiggly Wiggly Wiggly Wiggly Wiggly Wiggly Wiggly Wiggly Wiggly Wiggly Wiggly Wiggly Wiggly Wiggly Wiggly Wiggly Wiggly Wiggly Wiggly Wiggly Wiggly Wiggly Wiggly Wiggly Wiggly Wiggly Wiggly Wiggly 01:03:18.093 --> 01:03:23.959 Brendan Benson may be known to some people as one half of the raconteurs with Jack White. 01:03:24.840 --> 01:03:25.901 That's his side project. 01:03:25.941 --> 01:03:28.664 His main project is just being himself, just being Brendan. 01:03:29.084 --> 01:03:34.430 And this is from his excellent second album, which I found out the name of and now I've forgotten again. 01:03:34.730 --> 01:03:35.551 Oh, I'm such a jerk. 01:03:36.011 --> 01:03:38.413 But it's a really... I knew the name of the McCartney album. 01:03:38.493 --> 01:03:39.313 Alternative to Love. 01:03:39.453 --> 01:03:40.234 Yes, I remembered. 01:03:40.714 --> 01:03:42.915 And the song is called What I'm Looking For. 01:03:42.975 --> 01:03:43.516 Hope you enjoy it. 01:03:43.956 --> 01:03:48.038 This is Adam and Jo on 6 Music coming up to the last, like, eight minutes of our show. 01:03:48.078 --> 01:03:54.302 But they're going to be an amazing eight minutes because we've got that brilliant Edwin Collins track coming up and a little bit of Arctic Monkeys. 01:03:55.023 --> 01:03:56.944 Jo's got his hood up on his top. 01:03:57.164 --> 01:03:57.644 Is that wrong? 01:03:57.804 --> 01:03:59.686 And he's wearing his headphones over the hood. 01:03:59.746 --> 01:04:00.386 He looks... Is that wrong? 01:04:00.546 --> 01:04:01.866 He looks like, what do you look like? 01:04:01.886 --> 01:04:03.347 You look like Mr. Cool. 01:04:03.467 --> 01:04:04.467 That's what you look like. 01:04:04.747 --> 01:04:06.107 You look like Mr. Cool. 01:04:06.507 --> 01:04:08.508 I was trying to think, who is it? 01:04:08.628 --> 01:04:09.428 Is it Mr. Pratt? 01:04:09.968 --> 01:04:12.528 Is it Mr. Nobbles? 01:04:12.968 --> 01:04:14.189 Or is it Mr. Cool? 01:04:14.209 --> 01:04:14.669 Mr. Nobbles? 01:04:14.729 --> 01:04:15.949 I'm interested in Mr. Nobbles. 01:04:16.769 --> 01:04:19.370 It's a combination of Mr. Nobbles and Mr. Cool. 01:04:19.910 --> 01:04:22.150 Hang on, now I get Mr. Nobbles. 01:04:23.451 --> 01:04:25.531 It's the beginning of the word Nobbles, isn't it? 01:04:25.831 --> 01:04:31.909 I'm going home tonight, and when I get home, I'm gonna watch some TV. 01:04:33.584 --> 01:04:34.844 That's exciting stuff. 01:04:34.924 --> 01:04:37.565 Okay, here's a record. 01:04:37.685 --> 01:04:38.386 Where's this going? 01:04:38.426 --> 01:04:43.127 The end of that was that while I'm watching TV, I'm going to be nervous because I've got new neighbours, right? 01:04:43.587 --> 01:04:51.930 And for the last few nights, when they get back from work, I'm assuming, they start doing all the putting the house to rights and they start putting up pictures. 01:04:52.390 --> 01:04:57.172 So they're banging, banging, banging while I'm listening to or watching the TV. 01:04:57.792 --> 01:05:01.654 Now, what is so far, they have not gone beyond nine p.m. 01:05:01.714 --> 01:05:02.294 with the banging. 01:05:02.954 --> 01:05:04.776 Would you say that's appropriate behavior? 01:05:04.816 --> 01:05:06.478 What's the cut-off for putting up pictures? 01:05:06.738 --> 01:05:07.319 I think 9 p.m. 01:05:07.459 --> 01:05:08.420 is probably right. 01:05:08.440 --> 01:05:09.541 You got to think of the children. 01:05:10.021 --> 01:05:11.763 What time do children generally go to bed? 01:05:12.043 --> 01:05:13.865 Well, they go to bed way before 9 p.m. 01:05:13.885 --> 01:05:15.086 Well, then that's irresponsible. 01:05:15.867 --> 01:05:20.312 They should know you've got young children, and they should stop their banging earlier in the evening. 01:05:20.392 --> 01:05:26.258 You know, sometimes before I had children, and I was a less respectful member of the society, 01:05:26.838 --> 01:05:35.664 When I moved into a flat, I used to do a bit of late night putting up pictures, but my technique to throw off the neighbours would be to do random banging. 01:05:35.825 --> 01:05:36.285 Do you know what I mean? 01:05:36.505 --> 01:05:37.025 What do you mean? 01:05:37.306 --> 01:05:38.386 Like, not regular. 01:05:38.426 --> 01:05:41.989 I thought it would be more annoying if it was like bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang. 01:05:42.169 --> 01:05:42.890 So what I would do is... 01:05:43.930 --> 01:05:44.170 Bang! 01:05:44.790 --> 01:05:45.090 Bang, bang. 01:05:46.031 --> 01:05:46.211 Bang. 01:05:46.911 --> 01:05:57.714 I tell you, a better technique would be to be nailing in like seven nails simultaneously in different areas around the house and do one bang on each nail at a time. 01:05:57.954 --> 01:05:58.334 Ooh. 01:05:58.474 --> 01:05:58.955 You know, so. 01:05:58.975 --> 01:05:59.575 Get friends around. 01:05:59.615 --> 01:06:01.775 Yeah, well, no, it'd be just like moving around the house. 01:06:02.016 --> 01:06:02.416 Oh, okay. 01:06:02.556 --> 01:06:09.038 So there'd be a bang in the wall in the front room, then suddenly one in the attic, and just as they were complaining about that one, you know, you get my drift. 01:06:09.058 --> 01:06:10.218 Yeah, that would confuse them. 01:06:10.718 --> 01:06:13.360 Listen, here's this fantastic new single by Edwin Collins. 01:06:14.000 --> 01:06:14.941 This is You'll Never Know. 01:06:15.261 --> 01:06:15.842 Fantastic. 01:06:16.382 --> 01:06:19.884 This is Edwin Collins with You'll Never Know, and he's got a new album coming out. 01:06:20.265 --> 01:06:25.889 His sixth solo album, it'll be out on the 17th of September, and it's called Home Again, and I personally am very excited about that. 01:06:25.909 --> 01:06:27.770 It's a kind of a filly soul sound. 01:06:27.810 --> 01:06:29.131 Yeah, I love the sound of that. 01:06:29.491 --> 01:06:30.011 Very good. 01:06:30.171 --> 01:06:32.613 This has been Adam and Joe on BBC 6 Music. 01:06:32.653 --> 01:06:33.353 Thanks for listening. 01:06:34.114 --> 01:06:36.195 Thanks to everybody who's texted and emailed us. 01:06:36.215 --> 01:06:37.556 We'll be back again tomorrow morning. 01:06:37.896 --> 01:06:40.078 Believe it or not, believe it or not, at 7am. 01:06:40.538 --> 01:06:43.080 Here's the Arctic Monkeys with Fluorescent Adolescent. 01:06:43.140 --> 01:06:45.861 Have a very fantastic day and stay tuned for Gideon Coe. 01:06:46.262 --> 01:06:46.482 Bye!